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HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-06-10T02:19:25Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Attacks from Chris */

{{Imposter}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref name = god>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch (before abruptly deleting the message).<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = HarmonyCon Snitch
|name = Unknown
|image = DirtySnitch.jpg
|aliases = HarmonyCon Snitch 
That One Person 
The One 
The Snitch
|knownfor = • Reporting Chris to the guards, leading to him getting kicked out of HarmonyCon.
|saga = {{saga|redemption|cn}}}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the [[brony]] convention [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

==Naming==
In several social media posts where Chris chastises the attendant who reported him, Chris referred to them by several ominous nicknames, continuing his trend of cartoonifying his offline rivals. Chris has referred to the attendant as "'''That One person'''" and "'''The One'''".<ref name = god/>

==Mentions by Chris==
On 16 February 2026, three days after getting banned from HarmonyCon, Chris wrote several posts on Twitter ranting about his ban in a thread. In the rant, Chris mentions the snitch. Chris had deduced that his ban couldn't have been the result of one of the guards noticing him, believing that his shitty costume made him camouflage so well, instead blaming it on a hypothetical attendee who went up to the guards and "ratted him out".

Chris, believing they acted out of malice, threatened the attendee with "really bad karma for years" and eternal damnation, demanding that they apologize to him. Chris then did the same to everyone who had read his thread, saying that each individual person will be punished according to their sin level. Chris deleted these posts after receiving some backlash for them.

Three days later, in another Twitter thread, where he admits to a variety of sins that he himself committed, Chris seemed to have gotten the message and claimed to have forgiven the snitch, accepting the fact that he wouldn't be welcomed by a number of people.

Chris mentioned the attendee again in a Cameo video, while impersonating them and ranting about people potentially reporting him in the off chance he goes to any future conventions.<ref>[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks About HarmonyCon]]</ref>

On 24 March 2026, a [[ween]] impersonating [[Geno Samuel]] claimed that they were the one who reported Chris, though Chris saw through this.<ref>[[March 2026 social media posts#Calling out ween impersonating Geno Samuel]]</ref>

{{References}}

{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-06-10T02:16:41Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Imposter}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref name = god>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch (before abruptly deleting the message).<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = HarmonyCon Snitch
|name = Unknown
|image = DirtySnitch.jpg
|aliases = HarmonyCon Snitch 
That One Person 
The One 
The Snitch
|knownfor = • Reporting Chris to the guards, leading to him getting kicked out of HarmonyCon.
|saga = {{saga|redemption|cn}}}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the [[brony]] convention [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

==Naming==
In several social media posts where Chris chastises the attendant who reported him, Chris referred to them by several ominous nicknames, continuing his trend of cartoonifying his offline rivals. Chris has referred to the attendant as "'''That One person'''" and "'''The One'''".<ref name = god/>

==Attacks from Chris==
On 16 February 2026, three days after getting banned from HarmonyCon, Chris wrote several posts on Twitter ranting about his ban in a thread. In the rant, Chris mentions the snitch. Chris had deduced that his ban couldn't have been the result of one of the guards noticing him, believing that his shitty costume made him camouflage so well, instead blaming it on a hypothetical attendee who went up to the guards and "ratted him out".

Chris, believing they acted out of malice, threatened the attendee with "really bad karma for years" and eternal damnation, demanding that they apologize to him. Chris then did the same to everyone who had read his thread, saying that each individual person will be punished according to their sin level. Chris deleted these posts after receiving some backlash for them.

Three days later, in another Twitter thread, where he admits to a variety of sins that he himself committed, Chris seemed to have gotten the message and claimed to have forgiven the snitch, accepting the fact that he wouldn't be welcomed by a number of people.

Chris mentioned the attendee again in a Cameo video, while impersonating them and ranting about people potentially reporting him in the off chance he goes to any future conventions.<ref>[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks About HarmonyCon]]</ref>

On 24 March 2026, a [[ween]] impersonating [[Geno Samuel]] claimed that they were the one who reported Chris, though Chris saw through this.<ref>[[March 2026 social media posts#Calling out ween impersonating Geno Samuel]]</ref>

{{References}}

{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-06-10T01:43:21Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Imposter}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref name = god>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch (before abruptly deleting the message).<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = HarmonyCon Snitch
|name = Unknown
|image = DirtySnitch.jpg
|aliases = HarmonyCon Snitch 
That One Person 
The One 
The Snitch
|knownfor = • Reporting Chris to the guards, leading to him getting kicked out of HarmonyCon.
|saga = {{saga|redemption|cn}}}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the [[brony]] convention [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

==Naming==
In several social media posts where Chris chastises the attendant who reported him, Chris referred to them by several ominous nicknames, continuing his trend of cartoonifying his offline rivals. Chris has referred to the attendant as "'''That One person'''" and "'''The One'''".<ref name = god/>

==Attacks from Chris==
On 16 February 2026, three days after getting banned from HarmonyCon, Chris wrote several posts on Twitter ranting about his ban in a thread. In the rant, Chris mentions the snitch. Chris had deduced that his ban couldn't have been the result of one of the guards noticing him, believing that his shitty costume made him camouflage so well, instead blaming it on a hypothetical attendee who went up to the guards and "ratted him out".

Chris, believing they acted out of malice, threatened the attendee with "really bad karma for years" and eternal damnation, demanding that they apologize to him. Chris then did the same to everyone who had read his thread, saying that each individual person will be punished according to their sin level. Chris deleted these posts after receiving some backlash for them.

Three days later, in another Twitter thread, where he admits to a variety of sins that he himself committed, Chris seemed to have gotten the message and claimed to have forgiven the snitch, accepting the fact that he wouldn't be welcomed by a number of people.

On 24 March 2026, a [[ween]] impersonating [[Geno Samuel]] claimed that they were the one who reported Chris, though Chris saw through this.<ref>[[March 2026 social media posts#Calling out ween impersonating Geno Samuel]]</ref>

{{References}}

{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-06-10T01:28:11Z

PsychoNerd054: Adding for the ween that impersonated Geno.

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{Imposter}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref name = god>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch (before abruptly deleting the message).<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = HarmonyCon Snitch
|name = Unknown
|image = DirtySnitch.jpg
|aliases = HarmonyCon Snitch 
That One Person 
The One 
The Snitch
|knownfor = • Reporting Chris to the guards, leading to him getting kicked out of HarmonyCon.
|saga = {{saga|redemption|cn}}}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the [[brony]] convention [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

==Naming==
In several social media posts where Chris chastises the attendant who reported him, Chris referred to them by several ominous nicknames, continuing his trend of cartoonifying his offline rivals. Chris has referred to the attendant as "'''That One person'''" and "'''The One'''".<ref name = god/>
{{References}}

{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-06-10T01:24:57Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref name = god>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch (before abruptly deleting the message).<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = HarmonyCon Snitch
|name = Unknown
|image = DirtySnitch.jpg
|aliases = HarmonyCon Snitch 
That One Person 
The One 
The Snitch
|knownfor = • Reporting Chris to the guards, leading to him getting kicked out of HarmonyCon.
|saga = {{saga|redemption|cn}}}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the [[brony]] convention [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

==Naming==
In several social media posts where Chris chastises the attendant who reported him, Chris referred to them by several ominous nicknames, continuing his trend of cartoonifying his offline rivals. Chris has referred to the attendant as "'''That One person'''" and "'''The One'''".<ref name = god/>
{{References}}

{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-06-10T01:21:30Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch (before abruptly deleting the message).<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = HarmonyCon Snitch
|name = Unknown
|image = DirtySnitch.jpg
|aliases = HarmonyCon Snitch 
That One Person 
The One
|knownfor = • Reporting Chris to the guards, leading to him getting kicked out of HarmonyCon.
|saga = {{saga|redemption|cn}}}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the [[brony]] convention [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch (referred to as "'''That One person'''" by Chris) had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

{{References}}

{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-06-10T01:18:38Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch (before abruptly deleting the message).<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = HarmonyCon Snitch
|name = Unknown
|image = DirtySnitch.jpg
|aliases = HarmonyCon Snitch 
That One Person
|knownfor = • Reporting Chris to the guards, leading to him getting kicked out of HarmonyCon.
|saga = {{saga|redemption|cn}}}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the [[brony]] convention [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch (referred to as "'''That One person'''" by Chris) had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

{{References}}

{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-06-10T01:17:01Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch (before abruptly deleting the message).<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = HarmonyCon Snitch
|name = Unknown
|image = DirtySnitch.jpg
|aliases = HarmonyCon Snitch 
That One Person
|saga = {{saga|redemption|cn}}}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the [[brony]] convention [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch (referred to as "'''That One person'''" by Chris) had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

{{References}}

{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

File:DirtySnitch.jpg

2026-06-10T01:14:33Z

PsychoNerd054:

User:PsychoNerd054/Sagas

2026-06-09T23:31:15Z

PsychoNerd054:

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<ref name = note1>May need to be merged into a larger saga</ref>
<ref name = note2>May need to be broken apart into smaller sagas</ref>

==Saga Timelines==
[[User:PsychoNerd054/Timelines|CLICK HERE!!!!]]





==Flutter Saga (''Early 2022 - Present'')==
'''Flutter'''

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| colspan="4" | '''[[File:FlutterIcon.png]] [[Flutter|Flutter Saga]] [[File:FlutterIcon.png]]'''
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!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
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*[[Chris]]
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Xela]]
*[[Waltah White]]
*[[Otaku King]]
*[[Helena Fiorenza]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Finland|Finland Trips]]
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[Xela|Baby Rumor]]
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*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record Straight]]
*[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|CVS Incident]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[Helena-Master106yay DMs]]
*[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]
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| colspan="3" | '''Coinciding Sagas''': {{saga|jail|cn}}, {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}
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==Saberspark/KP Saga (''1 May 2025 - Present'')==
'''Saberspark''' 
'''KP'''
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| colspan="4" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Saberspark|Saberspark Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
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!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
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*[[Chris]]
*[[Saberspark]]
*[[ILoveKPALot]]
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*[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations|Response to Sex Assault Allegations]]
*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
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==Light Powered Saga (''1 January 2024 - Present'')==
'''Light Powered''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#0047ab"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="3" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Light Powered Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
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!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
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*[[Chris]]
*[[Emgo316]]
*[[Jcc2224]]
*[[Original Autobots]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Figurine Reviews]]
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*[[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged‎|Merged Figures]]
*[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers]]
*[[Punicrackder-V Outtakes|ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM!]]
|-
|}

==Mewgenics Saga (''31 July 2025 - Present'')==
'''Mewgenics''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#B22222"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Edmund McMillen|Mewgenics Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
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<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[Edmund McMillen]] • [[Tyler Glaiel]] • [[Liquid Chris]] • [[Geno Samuel]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|The Collaboration:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
*[[Mewgenics|Giveaway]]a
*[[Mewgenics|Comic]]

|-
|}

{{References}}
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User:PsychoNerd054/Sagas

2026-06-09T23:24:00Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Redemption Saga (13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026) */

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<ref name = note1>May need to be merged into a larger saga</ref>
<ref name = note2>May need to be broken apart into smaller sagas</ref>

==Saga Timelines==
[[User:PsychoNerd054/Timelines|CLICK HERE!!!!]]





==Flutter Saga (''Early 2022 - Present'')==
'''Flutter'''

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*[[Chris]]
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*[[Otaku King]]
*[[Helena Fiorenza]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Finland|Finland Trips]]
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[Xela|Baby Rumor]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record Straight]]
*[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|CVS Incident]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[Helena-Master106yay DMs]]
*[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]
|-
| colspan="3" | '''Coinciding Sagas''': {{saga|jail|cn}}, {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}
|}

==Saberspark/KP Saga (''1 May 2025 - Present'')==
'''Saberspark''' 
'''KP'''
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#F5761A"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Saberspark|Saberspark Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Saberspark]]
*[[ILoveKPALot]]
|valign="top"|
|valign="top"|
*[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations|Response to Sex Assault Allegations]]
*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
|-
|}

==Light Powered Saga (''1 January 2024 - Present'')==
'''Light Powered''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#0047ab"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="3" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Light Powered Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Emgo316]]
*[[Jcc2224]]
*[[Original Autobots]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Figurine Reviews]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged‎|Merged Figures]]
*[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers]]
*[[Punicrackder-V Outtakes|ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM!]]
|-
|}

==Mewgenics Saga (''31 July 2025 - Present'')==
'''Mewgenics''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#B22222"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Edmund McMillen|Mewgenics Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[Edmund McMillen]] • [[Tyler Glaiel]] • [[HarmonyCon Snitch]] • [[Liquid Chris]] • [[Geno Samuel]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|The Collaboration:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
*[[Mewgenics|Giveaway]]a
*[[Mewgenics|Comic]]
|valign="top"|
*[[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Freakout]]
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

|-
|}

{{References}}
{{EndTab}}

Template:RedemptionSaga

2026-06-09T22:10:53Z

PsychoNerd054:

{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#D4AA04"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Redemption Arc|Redemption Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[HarmonyCon Snitch]] • [[God]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|HarmonyCon:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Business card#2020s|Business cards]]
*[[HarmonyCon|Freakout]]
|valign="top"|
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]
*[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative|Admitting to Random Sins]]

|-
|}

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-06-09T22:05:40Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch (before abruptly deleting the message).<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the [[brony]] convention [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch (referred to as "'''That One person'''" by Chris) had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

{{References}}

{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Ultimate Miracle Prelude

2026-06-09T22:05:27Z

PsychoNerd054:

'''Ultimate Miracle Prelude''' is a video published to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel as a YouTube Short and on [[TikTok]] on 18 [[February 2026]]. The TikTok version had background music added to it.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Ultimate Miracle Prelude
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NTvX-lKd-l8}}
| stardate = 18 [[February 2026]]
| subject = {{Reality|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[I Reiterate]]
| next = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3]]
}}

==Transcript==
{{transcript}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Reiterate]]|nextlink=[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3]]}}

{{RedemptionSaga}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos Chris uploaded to TikTok]]

I Reiterate

2026-06-09T22:05:12Z

PsychoNerd054:

[[File:I Reiterate.jpg|thumb|300px|it didn't happen... BECAUSE I SAID SO OKAY???]]

"'''I Reiterate'''", initially titled "[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]" before being renamed shortly after, is a video published to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 18 [[February 2026]].

Chris, frustrated that his [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|video "addressing" the 2021 incest scandal]] wasn't changing anyone's mind, decided to essentially recreate the video, [[Naïve|providing no new information]], making it even more useless than the original. Due to the mention of the term "persona non grata", this video was most likely made because he was kicked from [[HarmonyCon]].

The video is similar in purpose to "[[Focused, Divine Guidances - 01142024|Focused, Divine Guidances]]" in that it addresses the embarrassment of recently being kicked out of a convention. However, due to Chris's recent trending controversy with his cameo in ''[[Mewgenics]]'' (on top of his overreaction to being removed this time around), accusations of Chris being a rapist and registered sex offender were rampant on [[Twitter]] (more than usual), so Chris decides to focus the bulk of the video reassuring that he didn't have sex with Barbara (all the while refusing to elaborate or show anything that would support his claims).

Unsurprisingly, this video failed even harder at changing people's minds. In the evening hours of 20 February, it was noticed that the video had been "removed by the uploader",<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20260219214418/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi5YUFFI_WA</ref> along with Chris's posts promoting the video also being deleted. Unfortunately for Chris, it was all archived.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Reiterate
| video = {{#ev:youtube|gFoW9hityhw}}
| stardate = 18 [[February 2026]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{convention|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Incest|text}}, {{Revelations|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 2]]
| next = [[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox|Setting the Record Straight: 
[''Link to [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]'']

I'm just clearing the air and setting the record straight on what happened in mid-2021; nothing happened between me and Barbara in 2021. I also feel very tired of too many of all of you not comprehending that I was and am innocent; I was released because I was found and proven innocent, despite it taking so long. I know my reputation had been dragged through the worst of mud, muck and various fluids by the misconceptions and mislabels from the darkest and toxic sinners online. That minority level detail is absolutely no reason for Anyone to get involved with me in social situations, online on social media, and so on. I would never dox anyone I follow who are innocent.

Do not even let the socio-political details and happenings dictate or influence what is Light Powered, Righteous and simply Good. I will not have my life be narrated by the misconceptions that have arisen from the Toxic and Darkest Sinning society, and neither should you. None of your damn smut-fics and gore-fics will affect I or anyone else anymore.

I am a wonderful and positively vibrational individual and Avatar of existence. I have been through a lot in my own soul-searching and priority setting. You all can at least relate with me on That and follow my example in improving yourselves, spiritually, mentally and physically as respective individuals. And I Pray those few that I appreciate as good and sound individuals who had and have blocked me on social medias will understand and accept me better now that I have taken the time to get myself together and clear my mind and found myself in my resurrection and return.

Ultimate Miracle...Chaos Control.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Thank you and Bless you all; be safe and well.
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.}}

==Transcript==
[''[[sigh]]''] Well, here's an old-fashioned... chestnut. [[Captain's Log]], stardate 02182026.

[''sigh''] Okay, well. ''I'' am just pretty much gonna do this, and I'm saying this, ''one more time''. This. One. Video. Okay? But... we have made the announcement earlier and confirming and telling all of you directly and honestly, okay? Can we play the clip from the "[[Setting the Record straight]]" video!

[''video cuts to the clip'']

<blockquote>I was innocent. There never, ever, ever, ever, EVER was any sex between [[Barbara]] and I, period. I was innocent.</blockquote>

[''video cuts back to Chris acting smug as if his clip actually proved anything'']

So ''yeah''... it never happened, okay? How many times do I have to go over that with all of you? Every single individual around the world! It ''never freaking happened''.

[''cut'']

It just didn't. So yeah, [''annoyed exhale''] "fursona non grata"? I am persona grata! Okay? I am not a monster. I am not evil. [[Chris and his ego|I am as good as one can possibly be]]. I am not ''perfect'', but at least I'm able to be honest and open.

[''cut'']

[[Chris and negotiation|Can we leave it at that? Can we please never bring it up again?]] Because it never freaking happened. I gone to [[Jail Saga|jail]] on false accusations.

[''cut'']
[[File:CWC creepystare 2026.png|thumb|300px|Chris thinks this expression says enough.]]
And I'm so ''sick'' of this being brought up over and over and over again like a broken record, when it's not even a thing. It never even happened.

[''cut'']

It's just- I am on my '[[redemption arc]]' because of the bad things that have happened, which I was- let myself be [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]], and be coerced, and be deceived into doing by online [[trolls]] ''and bullies''. [''Chris points his finger at the camera, then [[Creepy stare|awkwardly stares]] at it in silence for a few seconds, then sighs.''] Okay? So let's clear the air, alright? [''blows air through mouth''] ''Please'', let me redeem myself. Let me... be. Alright? Let me be [[HarmonyCon|within society]]. I am a good individual.

[''cut'']

Okay? Alright, that's enough about that. Now go forward and continue that which is Light Powered and good. And let me do the same as well, in where I am needed to be and where I want to be. Okay? Ahhhh-ahhhhhh! And one more thing, I'm going to say the {{w|Lord's Prayer|Lord's prayer}}. Just as they taught us, and it's slightly updated but it's still the way that [[Jesus Christ]] of Nazareth taught us, saying:

<blockquote>
Our (mother and) Father (and yes, you can use either gender with... [[Emmanuelle]]; he, she, them) 
Our (mother and) Father, who art in heaven, 
Hallowed be thy Name. 
Thy Kingdom come. 
Thy will be done, 
On earth as it is in heaven. 
Give us this day our daily bread. 
And forgive us our trespasses, our debts, and our sins 
As we forgive those who has trespass against us, as we forgive those who are indebted to us, and as we forgive those who have sinned. 
And lead us not into temptation, 
But deliver us from evil. 
For thine is the kingdom, 
The power, and the glory, 
Forever and that s- a very few of us, want to be able to bring onto this earth, as we are able to, best we can. 
Amen.
</blockquote>

Ultimate Miracle Chaos Rainbow ''Control''!

[''video fades to white'']

{{References}}

==External links==
* [https://preservetube.com/watch?v=wi5YUFFI_WA Archive of video]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 2]]|nextlink=[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]}}

{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

HarmonyCon

2026-06-09T22:04:58Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris, while roleplaying as [[God]]<ref name=godrp>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}
[[File:Chris at HarmonyCon 2026.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris at HarmonyCon, pulling his hood down and holding his mask.]]
'''HarmonyCon''' is a [[brony]] [[convention]] in Dallas, [[Texas]]. In 2026, it took place at the Hyatt Regency Dallas hotel from 13-15 February.

Chris attended in [[February 2026]], although he was [[Ban|removed by staff]] on Day 1. Chris arrived dressed as the [[Power Rangers|White Power Ranger]] and was spotted by one convention-goer wearing a full mask and not responding when his costume was complimented, likely trying to remain undetected.<ref>https://x.com/Peel_yaps/status/2022447560930025597 ([https://archive.ph/RmIUa archive])</ref> Chris's [[business card]]s were later noticed by con-goers at a free table the following day, which proclaimed himself to be undergoing a "[[redemption arc]]".

==Attendance and ban==
[[File:Chris to Ricky Berwick 14 February 2026.png|thumb|Chris, [[OfficialCWCmart#Sonichu and Rosechu COMBO -Talking Plushes|Sonichu, and Rosechu]] in what appears to be a hotel room, laying low for a [[Cameo]] video in Texas.]]
On Day 1, Chris attended a panel titled "[[MLP G5]] - Lore, Lies, and Legacy".<ref>https://harmonycon.org/#schedule</ref><ref>https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1ikpx-Fj8rYTncNbIv_xao4qrwKdHtQqO7ahRNAoZ1YM/</ref>

At some point afterwards—roughly around 4:15 PM<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/feb-13-2026-chris-kicked-from-harmonycon.239174/</ref> (CST)—Chris was escorted out by convention staff . As he was leaving, he gave a short speech to the onlookers recording, expressing his [[messiah complex]] and referring to his "light power", a phrase he had used for years beforehand.

On Day 2, 14 February, con-goers began noticing multiple copies of Chris's [[business card]]s on a free table (meant for people to drop off things for others to take). It is unclear how the cards ended up there. Chris handwrote the same messages on each card with pen:<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats#HarmonyCon account]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I am in my Redemption Arc. Please be [[Kindness|kind]] to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.}}
{{quotebox|[[Brony|Bronies and Pegasisters]]

[[Chris and hypocrisy|Touch Grass]]}}

{{quotebox|Ultimate Miracle}}

It is unclear whether Chris meant "touch grass" as its slang phrase (meant to call others out on foolish behavior) or as a reference to "Bronies Touch Grass", a panel by [[Lightning Bliss]] which took place on the 14th.

Also on 14 February ([[Valentines Day Hymn|Valentine's Day]]), Chris left a [[Google]] review of a local restaurant detailing the experience and food he ordered, attaching a photo. It is unclear whether or not [[Flutter]] accompanied him as she had [[Sightings (2025)#Pet & Aquatic Warehouse|last year]]. Chris also filmed several videos for [[Cameo]] customers, appearing to be in a hotel room. Chris soon returned home to [[Big Island, Virginia|Big Island]] at some point during the following days.

===Ban reaction===
After the ban, Chris did not immediately comment on it on social media. Two days later, he began indirectly acknowledging it, when he complained of having had "a few rough times lately."<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Apology for rudeness]]</ref> However, by 16 February, Chris unleashed two social media rants. In the first, he commented about the ''Power Rangers'' costume he had worn, angry at people who had interpreted his "light power" speech as "white power":<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Explaining Power Rangers costume at HarmonyCon]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Anyone who mishears and confused "Light" for "White" in Holy "Light Power", I freaking Dare tell all of you (in tough love in a goal of unity and good intentions), are racist [[Censorship|bulls***ers and can go fuck off, and damned]] be [[Kiwi Farms]], too.⚡️💙⚡️}}

In the second, Chris (while roleplayed as [[God]]) demanded that every convention be welcoming of Chris and also ordered [[HarmonyCon Snitch|the con attendee]] who had supposedly "ratted Christine out" to apologize to Chris or else be sent to [[Hell]].<ref name=godrp></ref>

{{quotebox|The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.}}
{{quotebox|And to Everyone else who read and hear of this message, if you do not heed my words as typed here and linked on Christine's Twitter page, karma will hit you harsh, as well by my command with varying levels of severity, depending on your sin level.}}

On 18 February, Chris claimed to have forgiven the con attendee.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.

Still, I am on my redemption arc, and I wish for kindness and support in that. }}

However, by 21 February, Chris deleted the above messages, except for his complaint of those who had misinterpreted his "light power" remark.

===Convention hoodie===
[[File:I Reiterate.jpg|thumb|200px]]
HarmonyCon 2026 had a hoodie for attendees. Despite his ban, Chris still opted to wear it in several videos afterwards.<ref>[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Go Sports Team!]]</ref><ref>[[Chaos Crystal Control - Frequently Asked Question: Why do I refer to Sonichu Prime as Son]]</ref><ref>[[I Reiterate]]</ref><ref>[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]</ref><ref>[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue]]</ref>
{{clear}}

==Videos==
{{quote|-give me victory, and light power, and I shall lead with that which is good and righteous as I make my leave. Be safe, and go forth with that which is good and light powered and blessed is every one of you. Aaaaahh-aaaahhh!}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan kicked out of HarmonyCon
| ytid = CRgheM8UK10
| stardate =
| subject = {{Convention|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 5]]
| next = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6]]
}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan at HarmonyCon 2026
| ytid = o7SCMg53stE
| stardate =
| subject = {{Convention|text}}
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 5]]
| next = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6]]
}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Chris at HarmonyCon 2026 White Power Ranger.jpg|Chris in the "[[MLP G5]] - Lore, Lies, and Legacy" panel audience (gold and black outfit, white hood)
File:Bronys_React_HarmonyCon.png|Bronies react to Chris at HarmonyCon
File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg|One of the [[business card]]s left by Chris at the convention, claiming himself to be in a redemption arc<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/feb-13-2026-chris-kicked-from-harmonycon.239174/post-23717540</ref>
File:HarmonyCon Business card Redemption Arc.jpeg|A second card<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1r4waen/found_this_in_the_wild/?share_id=2K3imFcCs-zxvLpmbxjrp ([https://archive.fo/N5uO7 archive])</ref>
File:HarmonyCon card photo by ponydork.jpg|A third card. All contain the same handwritten messages
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Incest Arrest]], another event in which Chris gave a speech as he was being removed
*[[TooManyGames]], another convention from which Chris was kicked out
*[[Animate! Raleigh]], yet another convention from which Chris was kicked out
{{References}}
{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{MLP}}
{{Places}}
[[Category:Conventions]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026]]

Redemption Arc

2026-06-09T22:04:42Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Redemption arc like Sunset Shimmer's]]|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{quote|I am in my Redemption Arc. Please be kind to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.|What Chris wrote on a business card before getting kicked out of [[HarmonyCon]] and shouting at random people.}}
{{quote|Everyone, I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets.
I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk. ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, promising he won't be a [[JERKS|jerk]] again.<ref>[[August 2025 social media posts#Jerk Retirement]]</ref>}}
[[File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg|thumb|300px]]
In fiction, a character, usually a villainous one, goes through a "'''redemption arc'''" when they go through a significant change to atone for their past actions. Outside of fiction, a real-life "redemption arc" involves a deliberate, continuous shift from destructive, immoral actions toward personal growth.

Chris, infamous for being all talk and no bite, will, from time to time, claim that he has learned his lesson, make promises that he will never repeat the actions again, and state that he should not face the consequences of his actions because of it. When that doesn't work, Chris will claim that [[God]] themselves had "cleansed" Chris of all of his sins.

Also, and unfortunately for Chris, virtually no one will accept his so-called "redemption arc" because he doesn't live in a TV show ''and'' (most of all) he is [[Chris and his ego|too narcissistic to ever acknowledge his mistakes]], thus preventing him being [[Chris and remorse|truly remorseful and willing to change how he acts]].

==Times that Chris Had Claimed to Have "Redeemed" Himself==

*On 19 [[May 2025]], Chris uploaded a video on YouTube titled [[Grounded Deep Response]].
*On 9 [[August 2025]], Chris stated on [[Twitter]] that he realized how much of a jerk he's been throughout his Internet career, claiming that he deserved to get [[troll]]ed and harassed because of it. Following that, he made the bold claim that he will "never" be a jerk again.
*On 13 [[February 2026]], Chris had attempted to attend [[HarmonyCon]] in disguise. Seeing how Chris got [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from many previous [[brony]] conventions due to a rather [[Affair with Mother|horrifying turn of events]], he created a business card, which he likely intended to leave in case anyone saw him. Outside of him telling the people at the event to "Touch Grass", when people figured out he was at the event, he was kicked out of the convention. As he was getting kicked out, Chris was recorded shouting at people.
* On 16 February 2026, Chris posted a roleplay as [[God]] on [[Bluesky]], wherein he claims Chris has been "forgiven" and "cleansed" both by God and other deities, urging everyone to dole out "kindness and support" for his redemption arc, in response to the aforementioned ban from HarmonyCon.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>

==See Also==
*[[Chris and hypocrisy]]
*[[Chris and introspection]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

{{References}}
{{RedemptionSaga}}
{{CWC-isms}}

Template:Sagastext

2026-06-09T22:00:06Z

PsychoNerd054:

'''Meta:''' [[Love Quest]] • [[Transgender]] • [[Chris and business|Business]] • [[Financhu Crisis]] • [[Chris and coping|Roleplay]] • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Praetor]]

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'''Classic Chris:''' {{saga|ed|cn}} • {{saga|blanca|cn}} • {{saga|hill|cn}} • {{saga|clyde|cn}} • {{saga|panda|cn}} • {{saga|miyamoto|cn}} • {{saga|julie|cn}} • {{saga|ps3|cn}} • {{saga|emily|cn}} • {{saga|ivy|cn}} • {{saga|vanessa|cn}} • {{saga|cwcipedia|cn}} • {{saga|liquid|cn}} • {{saga|asperchu|cn}} • {{saga|tito|cn}}

'''Dark Ages:''' {{saga|firstexile|cn}} • {{saga|jackie|cn}} • {{saga|callingout|cn}} • {{saga|secondexile|cn}}

'''Renaissance:''' {{saga|catherine|cn}} • '''[[Template:SonicBoomSaga|Sonic Boom]]''' • {{saga|lady|cn}} • {{saga|pmurt|cn}} • {{saga|doopie|cn}} • {{saga|quinn|cn}}

'''Transcendental Awakening:''' {{saga|ideaguy|cn}} • {{saga|prequel|cn}} • {{saga|guarddog|cn}} • {{saga|tts|cn}} • {{saga|gopony|cn}} • {{saga|jacob|cn}}

'''Rise-N-Fall:''' {{saga|copitz|cn}} • {{saga|tf2|cn}} • {{saga|arbitarch|cn}} • {{saga|shipfic|cn}} • {{saga|watchmen|cn}} • {{saga|saint|cn}} • {{saga|snt|cn}} • {{saga|list|cn}} • {{saga|lainchu|cn}} • {{saga|crystalgate|cn}} • {{saga|kwaii|cn}} • {{saga|warhol|cn}} • {{saga|everfree|cn}} • {{saga|incest|cn}}

'''Silent Years:''' {{saga|jail|cn}} • {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}

'''Second Coming:''' {{saga|rev|cn}} • {{saga|redemption|cn}}

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PsychoNerd054: /* Redemption Saga (13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026) */

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{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events on the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]], documenting [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s actions during a specific span of time. The Christorian use of the term is derived from story arcs in ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', a series that Chris likes, based on the story arcs usually being named after an arc villain. (This was true for Christory at first, but Sagas have since encompassed various sweethearts and specific events over specifically revolving around specific antagonists to Chris-Chan.)

==Meta-Sagas==

For nearly two decades, Chris has been going through one tumult or another. However, throughout each of these, Chris has had a [[autism|special interest]] or obsession that would follow him through all of them, and would define him as a person. Indeed, this central focus of his life would serve to unite his sagas with a common theme: a near-certain way to get a reaction out of Chris would be by winning his trust through feeding his special interest, and then exploiting it for Laughs Under Lucricities. For most of Christory, this would be pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], but more recently this has transmuted into [[Chris and his ego|feigning to worship]] him. As they are threads running through and linking together, and are the broadest strokes of Chris's life, they can be considered ''meta-sagas'', beyond and more fundamental than the fleeting fancies of any individual [[troll]].

===Love Quest (ca. 2003 - March 2018; January 2021-Present)===
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''The'' quintessential saga, and the one that introduced this word to the Christorian's lexicon. Sometime early in his career at PVCC, Chris decided that he needed a girlfriend to call his own. Beset on all sides by the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]] (read: women were repulsed by his unusual mannerisms), the [[virgin with rage]] resorted to increasingly desperate and bizarre methods of obtaining one, which have seen him [[List of places that have banned Chris|expelled and banned]] from multiple reputable establishments. After his discovery by the Internet, Chris would flutter from one professed girlfriend to another, thinking that each might be the [[CWCisms#H|heartsweet]] that might end this search once and for all. Alas, it was not meant to be, and Chris often found himself betrayed and humiliated in comical and grotesque ways. The Love Quest survived several upheavals in Chris's life, including his father's death, the loss of his virginity, the house fire and his gender transition (see below), yet despite Christorians' predictions, and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Man]]'s injunctions, finally concluded in [[March 2018]], when a mentally eroded Chris declared himself in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[Chris and reality|fictional characters]].

The Love Quest would seem to come back in full force by the beginning of 2021, and much more intense than before, with Chris expressing sexual frustrations to Watchmen members, wishing to get a physical girlfriend. He would crush on multiple women of interest all at once and have wet dreams that involved cartoon characters. It would get intense to the point of [[Affair with Mother|releasing this sexual frustration on his own mother]], leading to dire consequences.
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===Transgender Saga (''30 March 2011 - Present'')===
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In [[2011]], Chris began the process of gender transitioning. In March of that year, he starting cross-dressing and later came out as a "tomgirl". Despite resistance from his parents, Chris continued down the transgender path, exploring his gender identity. In 2014, he briefly identified as a lesbian male, and a year later, settled on identifying as a lesbian transwoman.
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===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - July 2021''; ''October 2023 - present'')===

Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.

Chris's Patreon was shut down in [[August 2021]] after he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]]. With the help of Praetor, Chris began selling items again in [[May 2022]] while in jail, albeit in limited quantity. After his release from jail, Chris returned to his regular business on Etsy in [[October 2023]]. He later created a [[Cwclight|website]] with Shopify to accompany it, which was also sometimes used to make transactions. In [[February 2026]], Chris made accounts on [[Ko-fi]] and [[Cameo]] and started recording commissioned videos for the latter, much like what he had done years before.

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===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - 26 April 2023'')===
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Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows [[Chris and his ego|Chris's ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.

In late 2017 and early 2018 work on ''Sonichu'' slowed, as did Chris's Patreon donations. Around this time, Chris later claimed he needed to cover an unknown but essential large expenditure which he refuses to discuss in detail. As a result, Chris resumed begging and selling items on eBay with greater intensity than ever, peaking in early May when he made [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE|a trilogy of panicked videos]] revealing that a mortgage payment on [[14 Branchland Court]] was due soon and that the unknown expenditure had left him and Barb unable to cover it. Though Chris was saved by an influx of donations and eBay sales, the Chandlers' financial situation evidently remains more desperate than ever.

===Roleplaying Saga (''August 2017 - Present'')===
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As a maladaptive [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism against the bleakness of his [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's belief in imaginary friends and magical thinking drastically increased, one example of him dancing with [[Magi-Chan]] at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. After the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[other enablers|other successive enablers]] further fueled his fantasies by validating them, Chris retreated even more into his fantasy world. It was once again re-enforced by the [[COVID-19]] pandemic due to the fact that it cancelled all the conventions Chris was planning to attend in [[2020]].

On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote a letter in jail, where he declares himself as Jesus of Nazareth.

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===Dimensional Merge (''14 October 2018 - Present'')===
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Due to the influence of the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad, ideas of a dimensional merge began to manifest within Chris. This came to a head in [[October 2018]], when Chris uploaded a video where he announced that our dimension will soon merge with another. He has revised the deadline for this prophecy several times. This was followed by several months of him droning about it on Twitter, even during his Soft Exile (described below). Various weens, including [[Sarah and Steve]], would circumvent new Twitter restrictions through physical mail or other channels, seeking to encourage him further; in [[April 2019]] things went to a new level when [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|a video]] was posted of a masked man reading a letter supposedly from a time-traveling [[Reginald Chandler]] announcing the merge.

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===Praetor Saga (''September 2020 - August 2021; May 2022 - Present'')===
In [[September 2020]], a group calling itself [[Praetor]], led by [[Caden Peck]], visited Chris at his home to propose doing [[Chris and business|business]] with him. An online shop, [[OfficialCWCmart]], was launched later that year. Starting with selling Praetor-made [[medallions]] (of which Chris received a cut in profits), the business later expanded to items autographed or produced by Chris himself.

In 2023, Caden was involved with financing the [[Big Island, VA]] house, which Chris currently lives in as a renter.

==Pre-Christory (''[[Birthday|24 February 1982]] - June 2000'')==

The world at large discovered Christian Weston Chandler on 27 October 2007. Before this time, we have only a scanty record to the details of Chris's life. For the early Noughties, the earlier ''Sonichu'' comics (especially [[Sonichu 4]]) are a substantial, if biased, record of notable events; Chris has supplemented this with several other records, including his [[diary]], and some videos from the time (such as his 2004 Christmas) have been leaked. For the twentieth century, which includes all of Chris's childhood and [[honor roll|high school years]], our records are much sparser. Some content, such as [[Manchester High Leaks|some school papers]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|television footage]], have been unearthed, though much remains unknown or dubious. Indeed, much of our knowledge of Chris's childhood comes from later accounts by Chris. However, Chris's childhood is what made him the manchild he is today, so we must discuss it when discussing him.

===Early Childhood Saga (''24 February 1982 - 1991'')===
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Christopher Weston Chandler was brought into the world on 24 February 1982. He would allegedly speak his first word 'Monkey' only a month after his birth. Sadly, his speech would be stunted by his [[abusive babysitter]], who is either named 'Roche' or 'Roach'. At the age of 18 months old, Roche would lock him in a room filled with toys because she was angry at him. This would traumatize Chris so much that he would turn mute, and completely refuse to talk save for screeching and screaming.

While mute, Chris would forge a friendship with a girl named [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]], who would become his first female friend. However, there is evidence that Sarah served more as a bully, playing cruel pranks on him such as locking him in her cellar after convincing him Casper the Friendly Ghost was hiding in there.

His parents would send him to [[James Madison University]], where he was trained by a speech therapist to talk. There he would meet [[Joshua Martinez]], a boy who was sent there for his heavy [[Spanish]] accent. He would become Chris's first male friend.

Chris would start speaking after being given a GoBot by [[Barb|his mother]], as he would start reading out the packaging.

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===Nathanael Greene Saga (''1991'')===
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In 1991, Chris would start going to Nathanael Greene Elementary School. While there, Chris would be abused by [[Bruce Johnson]] and [[Mrs. Gaede]], who would both pin him to the ground and record his screams. Johnson additionally made Chris sit on his lap and said offensive things to him, supposedly causing his hatred of [[gays]].

As Chris and his parents are known to be almost pathological [[Lie|liars]], it is unknown if this is an accurate retelling of events. Nonetheless, [[Bob]] would pull Chris out of the school and take the matter of court, though no action would be taken.

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===Bearstein Saga (''1992 – 1995'')===
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After leaving [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], [[Bob]] homeschooled Chris for [[1992]]. During this year, Chris and Bob would attend ''The Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra'', which they both enjoyed. This would lead to an event in December, when the bear would ask for Christopher's name, which he would mishear as '''Christian'''. Chris would take this as a sign from [[God]], and Bob would agree to legally change his name to Christian.

In 1993, Chris would start attending [[Providence Middle School]], and his encounter with the bear would bless those years of his life. He would have [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] as a teacher, who he would later call the most influential person in his life. In the same year, he would enter the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], and in [[1994]], he had won the competition, leading to [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes#Video|the first-ever video recording of Chris]].

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===High School Saga (''August 1996-June 2000'')===
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In many senses, Chris peaked in high school. He holds his high school memories and gal-pals dear to his heart. From a positive view, he had his [[gal pal]]s, [[honor roll]], and job as a <s>water boy</s> basketball team manager, and he produced a high volume of [[art]], which included [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself. On the flip side, he got an [[Song of Christian|F in English]] and had to ride on the short bus. Graduation was especially painful when he didn't win a not-so-prestigious best artist award.

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==Early Adult Chronicles (''June 2000 – 27 October 2007'')==

Chris came of age in 2000, a time of many transitions. Once he graduated from [[Manchester High]], he was no longer in the safe, regimented world of compulsory education. No more guaranteed or arranged friendships, and the kid gloves have come off. Colleges are also stricter when setting student accommodations, and professors don't always have time for special arrangements. Additionally, Chris got a taste of the real world at [[Wendy's]], which fired him for [[Donald Duck impersonation|multiple]] [[Cousin Al#Bowling Outing|reasons]].

The little boy who [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|was once doing so well]] now had to make his life work outside of school. Of course, some programs can help autistic folks find work, but Chris figured that was too [[stress]]ful. Instead, he took the easy route with help from [[Bob]]: he applied for [[Monthly tugboat|social security disability checks]]. While fellow students had to balance their schedules with jobs, Chris had all the time in the world to focus on school. After graduating, his whole life became free time. Without a job, Chris had little motivation to get his life together.

While scarcer than in modern times, records for this period are much more substantial than those of Chris's childhood. Even without external provocation or influence, the events of this period, including the Love Quest and the first ''Sonichu'' [[comic]]s, were enough to make Chris an Internet legend and would lay the foundation for everything yet to come.

===PVCC Saga (''September 2000 - May 2006'')===
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From [[2000]] to [[2006]], Chris attended Piedmont Virginia Community College, a local community college, to obtain a degree in [[Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. It took him five years of [[Chris's education|schooling]] to complete an ostensibly two-year degree, and this time in his life was not without drama. His 21st birthday in [[2003]] marked the beginning of the [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go around campus carrying a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] showing his demands for an ideal partner. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], a dean at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]], confiscated the signs. He retaliated by making more; he even printed some out to put around campus walls. Chris eventually confronted Walsh, who [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] him from PVCC for a year. Chris had to receive a [[autism papers|psychological evaluation]] to be allowed back on campus, and he began using the sign in other locations. Chris immortalized Walsh as a cartoon villain in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.

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=== GAMe PLACe Saga (''2002 - July 2012'')===
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Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various patrons (which infamously included being [[Chris and race#black people| racist towards black ones]]), yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They also had to pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

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===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - April 2008'')===
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From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved... excluding Chris. The saga would end when Megan told Chris [[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]]. Nonetheless, Chris has refused to let her go, and his useless attempts at making amends have stretched all the way to ''2018'' (for reference, that's a ''decade'' since Megan cut off ties with him).

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===Stackhouse Saga (''June - 4 August 2007'')===
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In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too), only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time an unsuspecting member of the public inadvertently caused a saga. From then on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

Over a decade after the Saga concluded, Chris finally made peace with Stackhouse after the latter made a surprise appearance in the audience for [[MAGfest#The Christory of Sonichu panel|Chris's panel]] at [[MAGfest]] 2018.

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==Classic Chris Era (''27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010'')==

The era that most associate with Chris. The mists of antiquity begin to fade on 27 October 2007, when an unrelated thread on the ''[[Something Awful]]'' forums was derailed by someone mentioning seeing our epic cycle's hero in the flesh.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
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In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, in the process destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely autistic]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm, although the site has long since fallen out of relevance in Chris's life, replaced with outlets such as the [[Kiwi Farms]].

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===Blanca Saga (''August - 21 October 2008'')===
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Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

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===Jimmy Hill Saga (''Mid-2008/Late 2008'')===
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At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

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===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - Mid-2010)''===
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In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

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===PandaHalo Saga (''Mid-2008/Late 2008 - February 2009'')===
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When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident; question remains as to whether she really died in this event, or was actually working in tandem with Clyde, their relationship being consensual after all. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

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===Miyamoto Saga (''January - 10 February 2009'')===
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In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

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===Julie Saga (''February - March 2009'')===
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Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shove it up the dumper]]. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.

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===PS3 Hacking Saga (''March 3 2009 - 30 August 2010'')===
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After [[Bluespike]]'s vicious abuse of Chris, he was shunned, and kicked out of [[The Miscreants]]. However, many [[trolls]] took inspiration from him hacking into Chris's beloved [[PlayStation Network]] account, and used this as an inspiration for future trolling plans. On 22 [[May 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] would fake his death and subsequently hack into Chris's PSN account, but he would get outplayed by a greater foe.

During [[July 2009]], [[Jack Thaddeus]] would work with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to gain access to Chris's PSN Account. Jack made Chris do many things in order to get his account back, including making [[It's UGH!#Video|two]] [[It's UGH!#Remake|videos]] proclaiming his acceptance of [[Homos|gay people]], and a video of him [[Chris humps his PS3|humping his PS3 for 8 minutes straight]].

On 24 [[February 2010]], [[Surfshack Tito]] would hack into Chris's PSN account, and less than a month later he would [[The Wallflower|steal his girl]].

On 3 [[May 2010]], Chris would find [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|an article]] on the [[CWCki]], detailing how [[Clyde]] had placed a bugging device in his PS3, [[I Pimp My Ride|leading him to rip off the wifi antenna]]. On the same day, he would go undercover as a 14-year old troll named '[[JenkinsJinkies]]', where he would be invited to a secret trolling forum called [[Trollin Train]].

On the forum was a list of bounties, including a $9000 reward for anyone who could destroy Chris's PS3. Chris decided to claim the bounty, and recorded a video of him [[The MovingFoward videos|hitting it with a brick, running it over with his car, and then stabbing it with scissors]]. Unfortunately for him, [[Tito]] gave the reward to [[Liquid Chris]], under the belief he was the TRUE and HONEST CWC. And so Chris was left with no money and no PS3...until he bought a new one a few days later.

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===Emily Saga (''March 2009 - 4 October 2010'')===
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A troll, known online as 'LoveYouLongTime' would start interacting with [[Chris]] after he broke up with [[Julie]], under the name '[[Emily]]'. They quickly starting dating, and would meet up [[Date with Emily|in a now infamous date]], where a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man wearing a pickle costume]] would walk up and steal her away from him. She would later announce in a [[Hooker incident#Post-date call|phone call]] that she had broken up with Chris, had sex with the pickle man, and was living with [[Clyde Cash]].

She would continue interacting with Chris, under the name '[[Kim Wilson]]'. Despite Kim and Chris meeting up multiple times, he had no idea she was [[Emily]], due to his [[facial blindness]]. During her tenure as Kim, she would take Chris to a bar [[Chris's Big Night Out|two]] [[Chris's Big Night Out II|times]] and introduce him to [[Magical Man]]. She would continue talking with Chris all the way until [[2018]], though her last major interaction was when he told her [[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!|that he spooned regularly]] with [[Barb]]

She's also met up with him pretending to be multiple other women, though none of these interactions are known.

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===Ivy Saga (''March - July 2009'')===
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In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians, but also provided an incredibly important resource for the latter in showing Chris's [[Heart Level]] at perhaps the strongest it had been since 2007, at least for a time. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

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===Vanessa Saga (''April - May 2009'')===
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In [[April 2009]], troll and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa Saga#Email to Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weens|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

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===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

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===Liquid Chris Saga (''21 June - 10 November 2009'')===
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In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

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===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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In late November 2009, an artist named [[Alec Benson Leary]] started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

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===Tito Saga (''January 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal... and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the lulz spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|flashing his underwear while wearing a Scottish kilt]]. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Tito was a major player in getting Chris to [[The MovingForward videos|destroy his PS3 for a fake bounty]]. Chris and Tito planned to meet up at a Starbucks where a [[pickleman]] would give him the money, but despite [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails#Waiting for $9001|waiting]] Tito would never show up. Tito later explained this was because he gave the money to [[Liquid Chris]]

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

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==Dark Ages (''20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014'')==

Though [[The Miscreants|the Miscreants]] could collectively keep Chris on edge for well over a year, it was perhaps inevitable that even the archetypical lolcow would someday cease to give milk. His seeking out the Wallflower and then Jackie in person, instead of believing every self-declared boyfriend-free girl who caught his fancy online, was an early sign of the changing atmosphere: Chris's ill-fated attempt to seduce her marked a shift from focusing on on-line to real-world affairs. Information on Chris's life would increasingly need to be sought through [[Flipnote Hatena]], in-person encounters and other sources beside the Internet; [[Chris and cinematography|traditional videos]] became less frequent. Occasional [[muscle bra|transvestitism]] would soon become [[tomgirl|permanent]] as Chris began to leave his old identity behind him. Surprisingly, Chris would come to abstain even from his traditional [[Love Quest|pursuit of women]] and put the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] on indefinite hiatus.

All sagas during this period are of this early transitional phase: [[Bob Chandler]]'s death in late [[2011]] drew a veil over Chris's affairs for the next several years. Direct records from Chris during this time are nearly exclusively found on [[Facebook]]; for a time, it appeared that Chris had learnt from his many years of abuse at the Internet's hands and was finally keeping a low profile. We are again dependent mostly on third-party sources for events such as [[28 October 2011|Snyder's near-death at Chris's hands]], the resulting [[Chris and the law|conviction]] and the [[2014 house fire]] in the following years. Organic CWC-generated activity would not re-emerge until mid-[[2014]], proving that he had, in fact, [[honor roll|learnt nothing]] from past events.

===First Exile (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No fewer than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that [[Chris and hypocrisy|they should go outside and live their lives]], advice Chris himself should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

During this period he started a relationship with a girl named [[Jacklyn Romy]], and infiltrated the [[Trollin Train|inner circle of trolls]] using his persona '[[JenkinsJinkies]]'.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down several times. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

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===Jackie Saga (''5 April - 26 November 2010; 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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Following the Wallflower incident's fallout, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

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===Calling Out Saga (''6 August - 6 September 2011'')===
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. Though Chris reached the zenith of the Calling Out Saga on a high, having believed himself to have exiled some of his most prominent rivals from the internet, these series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

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===Second Exile (''6 September 2011 - 9 July 2014'')===
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Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris's internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[2014 house fire|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.
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==Renaissance (''3 September 2014 to 24 October 2017'')==

A combination of events - namely yet another failed online sweetheart, and showing hatred for a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' reboot so immense that it would eventually get him arrested - would lead to Chris being dragged back into the Internet spotlight.

===Catherine Saga (''9 July - 14 December 2014'')===
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With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. Catherine's associate, [[Cousin Al]], would also meet the two of them at Applebee's, to which Chris would invite both of them to the charred remains of his house following a fire. From there, Al would collect several of Chris's old Manchester High assignments.

According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

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===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris only took umbrage at the fact that the color of Sonic's arms had been changed from tan to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?). Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

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===Lady Managers Saga (17 November 2015 - July 2016)===
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Between fall 2015 and summer 2016, Chris was in contact with people he vaguelly dubbed his ladyfriends or managers. During this time, he would be trolled by various characters - [[Jeff/Francine]] Ouzos, a thinly-disguised parody and wealthy rival of Chris; [[Sam and Ellen]], a lesbian couple considering Chris as a sperm donor, to whom he showed off his [[Chris's Specimen Sample|frozen sperm collection]]; and [[Johan]], the catalyst for the [[Lesbian Sex Audition]].

This saga saw the return of Chris uploading videos to YouTube after a years-long hiatus.

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===Pmurt Saga (25 September 2016 - 20 January 2017)===
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The saga started with a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment on 25 September]] in where he decried then Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his anti-LGBTQ opinions and misogynistic attitudes, labeling him "Pmurt" in an attempt to spite him. Many found this comment surprising, as Chris has been historically neutral in politics. As the election drew closer, Chris continued to criticize Trump, seemingly oblivious to the irony that any negative trait he could levy was far more applicable to himself. This saga reached its peak when Trump was elected president. During this point, he would make [[Pmurt#2016|death threats to him]]. This culminated in a one-week ban from Facebook.

On Inauguration day, Chris would make [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|one last attack]]. Although Chris still holds negative opinions of Pmurt, he is not nearly as expressive with his vitriol as he was during this saga. Even when Trump was impeached, Chris gave no thoughts on it.

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===Doopie Saga (''7 March - 26 September 2017'')===
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Also coined by the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris [[March 2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD|made a tweet]] empathizing with ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver]. He began frequently replying to her tweets, usually with small talk and the occasional sharing of a life experience, or shameless attempts at flirting. The saga's climax began on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, "Kittenbell", which handles pornographic commissions. The same day, Chris listed her among his [[Gal pals]] on "National Girlfriend Day", only for her to promptly rebuke him.
Afterward, Doopie tweeted about the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), went to the Kiwi Farms, and leaked his private e-mails to her business account. Chris discovered that Doopie had turned on him and desperately followed several of Doopie's friends (including her [[JERKS|boyfriend]]) in an attempt to stay connected. However, he unfollowed most of them when it became clear his plan would not work, while the rest blocked him themselves.

Doopie has not contacted Chris since August 2017; his hopes of building her into a [[sweetheart]] or [[gal pal]] from the ground up, predictably, were in vain. By September, Chris had found a new sweetheart and moved on. Their interactions showed that Chris's immense [[Chris and socialization|social ineptitude]] and creepy behavior have not abated. Doopie inadvertently became the greatest [[Trolls|troll]] Chris faced in many years, [[Heart level|breaking his heart]] and feeding new information to Christorians.

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===Quinn Saga (''7 September - 5 October 2017'')===
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Jessica Quinn, for years a [[white knight]] of Chris, suddenly decided to troll him with the tried-and-true method of [[Sweetheart|pretending to fall in love with him]]. Highlights of the brief saga include pictures and videos of Chris crying over a short breakup, an old-fashioned [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|rage video]] following their final breakup (which he initially blamed on hackers from [[Kiwi Farms]]), and Quinn manipulating Chris into adding fat fetishism to ''Sonichu''. This saga would serve as the transition for the new wave of trolling yet to come for Chris.

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==Transcendental Awakening (''August 2017 to 30 July 2021'')==

After a period of reemergence from Chris, several trolls soon began to notice Chris's deteriorating mental state, and found it the perfect opportunity to troll him again, this time through the tactic of [[enablers|enabling]] his beliefs and brainwashing new ridiculous concepts into him. This all began with [[Joshua Wise]], an anime-obsessed troll who greatly manipulated him for his own personal gain by changing major parts of the canon of his Sonichu comics, coercing him into producing strange videos, and proposing the [[Polyamorous marriage|infamous marriage]] between Chris and a bunch of fictional characters, half of which Chris had already created.

Chris's new motto to [[Chris and kindness|befriend everyone he meets]], even complete strangers, has also made it much easier to manipulate him. Because of this, many other trolls began to follow suit, using some of the same tactics that Wise had used to manipulate Chris with, with very little questioning on his end. Since then, Chris has started to believe himself to be the goddess of an alternate dimension, dubbing himself and all other residents of said dimension as "[[OCs]]".

===Idea Guys Saga (''25 October 2017 - 29 April 2018'')===
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In early November 2017, Chris began blurting out nonsensical stories about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]], such as the characters of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] invading [[CWCville]], CWCville reacting to the invasion by setting up [[Operation BARBarossa|concentration camps]], and Vladimir Putin being president of the United States in another dimension. He also began making strange videos involving Internet memes and cultural and historical references he clearly did not understand.

It came to light that an anonymous troll, acting as Chris's "idea guy", noted Chris's difficulty distinguishing [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] and lack of understanding of history and politics, and began convincing Chris to make bizarre or politically incorrect content. There are signs that the Idea Guy's influence was coercive or deceptive in nature, such as Chris being [[Chris and hypocrisy|shocked]] at his suggestion that Rosechu was [[Homos#Transgenderism|transgender]], and appearing visibly uncomfortable as he performed an "[[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] [[Cherokee|Cherokean]] chant".

After a calm period in early January, the saga escalated again as Chris made [[Smashing|two]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|bizarre]] videos of ranting about Nazis and smashing his possessions. Possibly as a response, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] doxed the Idea Guy troll, revealing his name as Joshua Wise.

Despite that setback, Wise decided to continue being the Idea Guy. His changes to ''Sonichu'' remained canon, with Chris continuing to produce drawings using ideas which Wise had established prior to the dox, and Chris continued to proudly wear the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|Gopnik outfit]] which Wise first convinced him to don.

Chris subsequently announced that he was bisexual, and was attracted to [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his own fursona]] and said he had gotten married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. More questionable acts such as Chris [[Dick Licker; that is I|licking pictures of Magi-chan's penis drawn on a wall]] and prostituting himself on Twitter were scripted and executed.

In May 2018, [[The Captain]] discovered what the Idea Guys were doing and rescued Chris from the Idea Guys. He, along with [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and [[Null]], then gathered evidence to submit to law enforcement. As for Chris, he disavowed some ideas given to him by the Idea Guys (though keeping the majority of them, like his make-believe marriage).

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===Prequel Comic Saga (''2 January 2018 - 14 May 2018'')===
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On 2 January 2018, the graphic designer and comic creator [[Bryanfrogboy|Bryan Shickley]] would get the attention of Chris after he had created "Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic". Bryan then soon claimed that he would make merchandise off of the francise, to which Chris approved. During a time when Chris was in financial ruin, which was later worsened after the Idea Guys extorted money from him, the comic, along with the merchandise created by Bryan, would become some of the first things that Chris would promote to help him out of his dire financial situation.

Bryan's comic would also get Chris to reflect on some of his biggest blunders, including SheCameForCWC.jpg, him attemping to run over Michael Snyder, and others.

A highlight of the brief saga includes Chris approaching what appeared to be his first male sweetheart, Bryan himself, as a result of the Idea Guys previously brainwashing him into believing he was bisexual, even writing an erotic gay poem for him. Attempts were made by Bryan's girlfriend to keep Chris away from Bryan. Along with this, gal-pal Tings Tingz would also show feelings for Bryan.

Due to his associations with Chris during the midst of the Idea Guys, Bryan would be accused by onlookers as a possible troll and/or ween, as well as getting attacked by actual weens himself.

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===Guard Dogs (''Summer 2018'')===
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After the events of the Idea Guys saga, it became clear that Chris was dealing with a [[ween]] epidemic. To combat this, the [[Guard Dogs]] decided to step in and filter Chris's emails and Twitter to prevent trolls from getting through. Null made a thread on Kiwi Farms showing off the intercepted ween messages and even doxing the senders.

Null and The Captain would also attempt to give Chris advice. In particular, Null encouraged him to talk to his therapist about the Idea Guys, in order to fast-track law enforcement involvement, but Chris was reluctant to do so. Instead, Chris opted to retreat into the ruins of his fantasy world.

The Guard Dogs have since disbanded.

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===Lukas, Devil and Eva Saga (''24 April 2018 - 1 January 2019'')===
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Lukas, Devil and Eva is a former group of teenagers who lived locally to Chris. They gained influence over Chris upon Lukas purchasing his porn artwork on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in [[April 2018]].

After the [[Guard Dogs]] had separated Chris from the [[Idea Guys]] in [[April 2018]], he continued to hold onto the beliefs they had programmed into him. Although he was encouraged to seek [[Chris and psychology|therapy]], Chris balked at the idea and instead sought out more people to feed his delusional thinking - and got his wish with Lukas, Devil and Eva's group; around October of that same year, for the second time in 2018, Chris was enabled by people claiming to be his own fictional characters when they invited Chris over to Lukas's house.

In October 2018 Chris began outlining a supposed 'Dimensional Merge' that would take place at the end of 2018, in which the [[Reality Cartoon|real world]], aka Dimension 1218, and its sister dimension, C197, were to collide and combine in an event of supposedly-apocalyptic proportions. Lukas has alleged that this was a holdover from the Idea Guys, but implied that the group encouraged these beliefs in Chris.

The group also trolled Chris by [[2018 Twitter account compromise|logging into his Twitter account and making several inflammatory posts]] claiming to be from him, including leaking several previously unreleased Idea Guys-era videos, such as [[All Star]], [[Tour of Chris's House III]], [[Chris slaps himself]], and [[Chris lost Crystal]] onto Chris's Twitter.

In late [[December 2018]], Lukas was doxed by [[Marvin]], who secretly logged into Chris's Twitter, after he and [[The Captain]] found that Lukas's group was making Chris believe in the Merge. Lukas then leaked more documents from Chris on /cow/. On 30 December 2018, Chris wrote a Twitter post bashing Lukas, also mentioning that Lukas had wanted him to buy [[alcohol|booze]]. Lukas, Devil and Eva have since separated from Chris.

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===GOPony Saga (''13 August 2018 - November 2024'')===
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As the [[2010s]] came to a close, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was clearly entering its last days. Since its target audience is school aged children it's a common practice by the more competent animation studios to end those shows before it gets to the point that the kids watching it are younger than the show itself. Afterwards, if said show was part of a franchise, they create a new installment for said franchise. Such a cycle has been happening in My Little Pony since its inception in 1984 and has happened once again. Friendship is Magic ended in [[2019]] with a more light-hearted filler series airing from [[2020]] as a way to tide over the fanbase until the premiere of the new generation, which happened in [[September 2021]] with the release of a movie. The filler series, called MLP: Pony Life struck a major nerve with Chris who holds the belief that Friendship is Magic is meant to have 14 seasons due to delusions rooted in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. This instance, preceded in [[August 2018]] by a panning of the leaked early designs for the G5 ponies were some of the occasional posts of disapproval throughout the close of the decade. For a while it was on Chris's back burner but on 27 [[July 2021]] Chris uploaded a tard rage video demanding that the new My Little Pony generation be cancelled, confirming that Chris holds Sonic Boom-esque feelings towards this. The lulz were subsequently cancelled when Chris admitted to incest.

However, despite his incarceration, this hasn't stopped him from expressing nothing but hatred towards this reboot. Chris had expressed in numberous jail letters about how he believes the reboot has caused major world catastrophes such as the Russo-Ukrainian war, fully returning to this sentiment in 2024.

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===Jacob Saga (''14 July - 28 November 2019; 15 July - 26 August 2020'')===
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Though he had been [[autism|autistically]] obsessed with Chris since around 2018, amateur sorcerer Jacob Sockness only made Chris's acquaintance in [[June 2019]], after an unremarkable troll convinced Chris that Sockness would be interested in buying his filthy bathwater. On 14 [[July 2019]], the two agreed to a closer partnership: Sockness would act as a middleman for Chris's [[2019 Sales Listings|merchandise]], in order to evade Chris's [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|eBay ban]]. The two would soon abandon this scheme, however, instead deciding to direct their attention to another of their shared interests; [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|pretending to be gods]]. Their mystical and occultist schemes would cross-pollinate, Jacob's extraterrestrial demons wending their way into the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s logistics. The most notable example being the [[Spirit possession#Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan possession]], in which from [[August 2019]] to [[September 2019]], Chris believed that he swapped minds with [[Magi-Chan]] in order to visit [[Jacob Sockness]] so he wouldn't need to actually do so in real life. The period of Magi-Chan roleplaying lasted an entire month. Jacob's antics with Chris was not ignored, as soon, [[Kiwi Farms|onlookers]] would find out about Jacob and dox him, but Sockness would not be deterred by a mere dox; for he had apparently already doxed himself long before meeting Chris, and would boast freely and frequently about how he was misleading Chris for his own ends. [[Slow-in-the-minds|Despite the obvious dangers]], Chris continued to believe Jacob's teachings [[honor roll|at face value]], and encouraged his desire to meet in person. In late [[September 2019]], the situation nearly reached a boiling point when Sockness announced that he had secured a train ticket and was traveling from his home in California to [[Charlottesville]], and threatened that he would [[rape|brutally abuse]] Chris after arriving at [[14 Branchland Court]]. Being understandably alarmed by this, Chris [[Chris and negotiation|demanded]] that Sockness return, and with the help of the [[Watchmen]], arranged for a [[white knight|supporter]] to intercept Sockness in Chicago and provide for him to return to San Francisco. Jacob relented, and the two grew more distant. Sockness would temporarily return to Chris's good side in late [[October 2019]] and early [[November 2019]], yet by the end of that month he would once again be cast aside by Chris.

However, in early 2020, Chris once again started to talk to Jacob, believing in Jacob's supposed [[Magical thinking|occult practices]]. Though it appeared that they were coming close to one another again, Chris's and Sockness's relationship would permanently come to an end in [[August 2020]], after Sockness creepily theorized on [[Twitter]] that [[Mia Hamm]] supposedly bared Chris's illegitimate child after they had sex. Although Jacob would make several other attempts to win Chris's favor over the course of the next few months, all attempts would ultimately be unsuccessful.

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==Rise-N-Fall (''Mid 2018 - 31 July 2021'')==

Chris was heavily active on social media, began creating custom [[Secret Shipfic]] cards, and took his role-playing to new heights, including pretending to be possessed by Sonichu for nearly a year.

In late 2019, a group consisting of [[enablers]] and [[white knights]] was established through [[Discord]]. They gained Chris's trust by appealing to and indulging in his delusions, specifically ones related to the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]]. They eventually named themselves the [[Watchmen]].

In late 2020, a group called [[Praetor]] formed to do business with Chris.

In mid-2021, Chris began making plans to attend [[Everfree Northwest]] with [[Null]]'s fundraising help.

However, in 2021, Chris's dormant interest in sex started to stir, with disastrous results when, in [[June 2021]], he began engaging in [[Affair with Mother|sexual activity with his own mother]].

===Copitz Saga (''19 May 2018 - December 2019'')===
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On 19 May 2018, the Youtube speedrunner and Twitch user [[Copitz]] had began visiting [[14 Branchland Court]] to record videos of himself with Chris and his friends in several different areas. Some of these videos included ones where Chris was in an abandoned hospital hunting for ghosts, while others had involved several interviews with him.

Copitz would get contacted by [[TheGamerFromMars]], who wanted to get in contact with Chris for his documentary series, [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]. Throughout the documentary, there are 8 scenes of Copitz and GFM talking with Chris, in between the meat of the episode, which is a summary of Chris's life. Despite meeting with Chris in [[December 2019]], the documentary would only be released on [[March 2022]].

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===TF2 Analysis Saga (''Late 2018 - 30 October 2020'')===
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In [[January 2019]], a slew of people began to block Chris on Twitter, either due to his own harassment or egging on by weens. This caused Chris, naturally, to rage about it, and eventually to protect his Twitter account. For months, he had shown no signs of budging. All of his tweets during this period consisted of complaining about being blocked, or else his dimensional delusions mentioned above. After protecting his Twitter account, he would greatly reduce his social media activity, and in [[June 2019]] even extended to disabling comments again on his [[June 2019 videos|recent videos]]. This period of time also marked Chris's bizarre adoption of the word "[[My Little Pony|Bugbear]]" (a phrase referring to minor annoyances) and employing it almost everywhere in his wild and unclear rants. After several months, Chris's initial bitterness from the blocks seems to have faded, and he opened his Twitter account for the public again.

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===Arbitarch Saga (''27 December 2018 - Late January 2020'')===

Sometime on December 2018, the fan [[MKRNightVee]] got into contact with Chris via a phone number a friend gave her. During her interactions with Chris, she played into the recent fantasies Chris had about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], roleplaying as the CPU Goddess of the Nintendo Switch CPU Magenta Heart under the guidance of Ryan Winger, aka [[Owls]].

The Arbitarch CWC Alliance was a pre-cursor to what would eventually become the Watchmen, as many of its would-be members such as AquaDiamond8 and Kyle were also associates of MKR, and the group served a similar, albeit less pragmatic purpose. The group started as a clique of enablers that role-played as CPU Goddesses to try and convince Chris that the Dimensional Merge wasn't going to happen.

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===Secret Shipfic Saga (''16 August 2019 - 31 July 2021'')===


On 16 August, 2019, Chris began to create trading cards for his Sonichu comics, much like his [[Wall of Originals]] using a template from the My Little Pony parody game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]''. His most ambitious project in several years, Chris fully embraced the concept, and has seemingly supplanted the ''Sonichu'' comics in favour of the cards as his principal monetary venture. The card game also became Chris's primary means to expand upon the lore of the fantasy world that he has created, and that several trolls from before had provided influence onto. Chris had posted several cards featuring the OCs created by fans and enablers.

Chris was able to develop a new fanbase through a series of commissions, and implementing people's [[OCs]] into his canon.

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===Watchmen Saga (''September 2019 - 27 June 2021'')===

The Watchmen, made up of many of the former members of the Arbitarch CWC Alliance, were a clique of friends, all with the same interest in white-knighting Chris, and keeping him away from the new slew of weens and enablers that came about from Chris's newfound fame. The most well-known iteration of this group, as well as the one most often referred to as "the Watchmen", came about with the creation of [[The Place]] Discord server, which was run by the enabler [[Naught]].

Chris became close friends with the people in the server, and the Watchmen would gatekeep Chris through means of collecting information, doxing, and harassing anybody attempting to interact or get involved with Chris. The existence of the Watchmen was not publicly known until [[August 2020]], in which they leaked content that they had received from Chris.

The Watchmen would be responsible for and or related to many notable events that took place throughout 2020 and early 2021. Such as removing [[Jacob Sockness]]'s influence over Chris, the previously mentioned [[2020 Discord leaks]], being heavily involved in the [[Discord Q&A]]'s, and starting multiple conflicts with members of [[Praetor]].

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===Ben Saint Saga (''29 September 2019 - November 2019'')===

[[Ben Saint]] a webcomic artist and creator of the webseires ''Endless War'', had tried to profit off of Chris's infamy by implementing characters from the comic into Sonichu, thereby creating the "Slime Saga". Chris had eventually implemented Ben's characters and ideas into Sonichu in [[Sonichu Special 7]]. However, Ben's attempts at creating a new saga from the ground-up, and promoting his comic, by tinkering with Chris's own comics only proved to be of a very limited success when Chris began ignoring Saint's attempts at provocation by mid-October, and when conflicts of interest had risen between the two creators. Following from this, several white knights and past enablers such as [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[MKRNightVee]] came into the scene in order to regain power over Chris or to justify Chris's actions. When Chris began shifting his focus on his Sonichu comics to the aforementioned card game, Chris had implemented Saint's characters, as well as ideas brought to him by drama surrounding him, and a new wave of [[white knights]] defending Chris's actions, [[enablers]] suggesting new OCs into Chris's now expanding universe, and [[weens|wannabe trolls]] trying to take a piece of Chris's infamy for themselves would show up into the mix.

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===ProjectSNT Saga (''6 December 2019 - January 2021'')===

The YouTuber ProjectSNT became famous due to her videos involving her revisiting her Sonic OC, S.N.T. Among SNT's artworks was a redesign for the character [[Wild Sonichu]], which she named "Wild Sonirisu", which was a combination of Wild and the Pokémon Pachirisu. Though Chris originally took SNT's redesign kindly, viewing this as evidence of SNT's tenacity, he became enraged with SNT criticizing his Sonichu and Rosechu designs. This seemingly caused Chris to change his tone with Wild Sonirisu, expressing great disapproval with SNT's art. This would lead to Chris becoming utterly obsessed with SNT, with him trying again and again to make SNT respond to his comments but to no avail.

Things had only gotten worse when Chris had taken note of the fanfiction writer [[Opuscon789]], who created the fanfic ''[[SNT Vs Sonichu]]''. Chris livestreamed his reading of the fanfic, where Chris tard raged over it many times and weens sent pizzas over to his house. Chris similarly expressed his hatred towards Opuscon many times with the Watchmen.

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===Chandler's List Saga (''2 June 2020 - 8 July 2020'')===

On 2 June 2020, Chris, still role-playing as Sonichu, announced on Twitter that he had been sick and tired of all the years of trolling and exploitation he had experienced. Chris decided that to combat all of this, he'd create a list of all of the people that had personally bothered him over the past decade, threatening that they'd be subject to judgment amongst the gods and goddesses. Chris later began posting his list a week later and continued posting it in pieces for the following month. This stunt was ultimately met with confusion, and arguably brought more attention onto himself than he otherwise might have, especially given how he put prominent content creators like [[OneyNG]] and psychicpebble, two figures who have commented on Chris several times, on this list.

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===Lainchu Saga (''4 August 2020 - 18 March 2021'')===
Lainchu the Chronicler, based on the protagonist of the anime ''Serial Experiments Lain'', was created by Chris and introduced to Naught on 4 August 2020. The character was then repurposed by the Watchmen as a means of communicating with Chris and documenting select posts of his on The Place server and other platforms. Much of the information collected by the character was then documented onto the CWCki. Naught was the first to roleplay the character until handing the role over to Klop on 7 August 2020.

A month prior to this, the Watchman [[Klop]] created the Official CWCki Discord server, and set it up in such a way that if Chris were to get in, he'd only be relegated to one channel, and only those with a certain role could access said channel and communicate with him. However, when Chris joined the server on 10 August 2020 by Naught's invitation, his mere presence only led to an influx of new users, many of which contacted Chris for various purposes. Due to all the chaos that ensued, Klop created a new server called "cwc frens", and banned Chris from the CWCki server. In the new server, there was a "mailbag" channel similar to the [[Mailbag]] from the [[Cwcipedia]].

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===Crystalgate Saga (''22 September 2020 - 30 June 2021'')===
After Chris introduced [[Praetor]] to the [[Watchmen]], the Watchmen became increasingly paranoid over Praetor and began to harass its members. The harassment was most infamously seen in an incident, dubbed Crystalgate, in which Chris wanted to borrow a [[taser]] from Praetor for his experiment to taze his quartz crystals to unlock the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Concerned over Chris's safety, Watchmen members confronted Praetor leader Caden Peck. Some Watchmen, [[MKRNightVee]] and [[Naught]], saw this as the perfect opportunity to defame Praetor and lied to the public about the taser, in a failed attempt to force Praetor away. Afterwards, Chris confronted the Watchmen for their handling of the situation. Several of the Watchmen, but especially three members, which Chris dubbed the "toxic trio", viewed this as more initiative to defeat Praetor, and a slew of infighting and drama subsequently occurred between the Watchmen.

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===KwaiiSandbag Saga (''10 February 2021 - 29 March 2021'')===

After watching Geno Samuel's documentary about Chris, a Discord user under the alias "KwaiiSandbag" decided that he wanted to help Chris by helping him let go of some of his maladaptive coping methods, particularly him roleplaying as Sonichu. To do this, he presented himself to Chris in Instagram DMs as a "psychic", having these abilities since he was 10 years old, and he was involved in a series of five calls involving him, Chris, and a friend of his "[[Lily]]". Kwaii was able to succeed in this endeavor, but he also expressed remorse for his actions after getting flak for this. He was then interviewed by the by-then former Watchman [[Anaxis]], who at the time was the current owner of the CWCki server, to explain his intentions.

This saga is notable for giving insight on what was going through Chris's mind while he was roleplaying as the character. During his roleplay as Sonichu, Chris believed that he was able to have sex with his imaginary spouses, fulfilling Chris's longing for a "relationship". The saga is also noted for the fact that it had seemingly proven that even with influential white knight groups such as the Watchmen, people could still find ways to interact with Chris and troll or enable him.

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===Warhol Saga (''24 May 2021 - 19 September 2021'')===
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In May 2021 Chris discovered an Amazon listing for a book made by Don Lashomb that favorably compared him to mid-century pop artist Andy Warhol. Naturally this inflated his ego and caused him to devote several tweets to said comparison. Don Lashomb would actually end up writing the book, and selling it on Amazon. Later Chris went on to begin reviewing the book and made [[Warhol Tweets|Tweets]] featuring his takes on the weens compliments, despite his disapproval at Lashomb saying his [[Chris and Reality|delusions weren't real]]. Chris would make several periodic tweets throughout summer 2021, reviewing the book as he went along.

Chris and Don talked in private multiple times, and Lashomb would state that he was very pleasant to talk to, due to him supposedly being polite, able to take criticism, and paying attention to detail<ref>[[Warhol / Chris Chan#Lashomb's Interactions with Chris]]</ref>. Don was one of the people Chris would drop hints to about his [[Affair with Mother|incestous relationship]] with [[Barb]], though he didn't pick up on them. Despite Lashomb cutting ties with Chris, Chris would continue to promote the book in jail.

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===The Knights Saga (''21 June 2021 - 1 August 2021'')===
This saga marks the crumbling of the Watchmen and their influence. After cutting ties with the other Watchmen, the WCT created a splinter of the Watchmen, which he named the "Knights of CWC" sometime in late June of that year. After convincing Chris to do the same, he also joined the Knights. The Knights server was set up in a very similar fashion to The Place, with one layer being for Chris and "untrusted guests", and another being for the Knights.

On 12 July 2021, The WCT alerted Chris of [[Jacob Sockness]]' plan to come to Everfree in disguise, which prompted Chris to try and find people he could recruit to attend with him, protecting him from Sockness, and taking photos of him while at the event. He invited several of his acquaintances to come there, including [[MKRNightVee]], who declined to come due to time restraints. The two people he ultimately picked to attend were [[Bella]], whom he's known for several months up to that point, and [[Fiona]], a young woman who had a genuine crush on him whom he met sometime in July. Chris invited both Bella and Fiona into the server a week later, and The WCT marked both of them as "untrusted guests". Both of them interacted with the Knights, and Bella and Fiona would also befriend each other, with the former inviting the latter into their own Discord server.

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===Incest Saga (''26 June 2021 - 30 July 2021'')===
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During the beginning of 2021, Chris suddenly exhibited intense [[Lonely feelings|signs of sexual frustration]], to the point of openly discussing this with several [[Watchmen]] members, as well as crushing on [[MKRNightVee|several]] [[Annie Ikenberry|females]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|of]] [[Fiona|interest]] all at once, and having wet dreams involving cartoon characters.<ref>[[The Place chats (February 2021)#Sally Acorn Dream]]</ref><ref>[[MKR DMs#Chris Thorndyke sex dream]]</ref> Towards the end of June, Chris grew impatient and decided to release this sexual frustration by having sexual relations with [[Barbara Chandler]], his own mother. [[Affair with Mother|Chris and Barbara did this over the span of one month every three days.]]

During that timespan, Chris hinted at this affair to multiple trusted people orbiting him, such as [[Null]] on 5 [[July 2021]] and [[Bella]] on 13 July. Chris sustained a misleading cover story to them, referring to Barbara using vague phrases such as a "Sweetheart over 50" and "lady friend". He also lied outright when asked if Barbara had met the sweetheart.

On the 27th, Chris chose to brag about the true identity of the sweetheart to Bella during a [[Incest Call|4-hour video call]] and also wrote [[Incest Texts|texts on the matter]]. Bella secretly recorded parts of the call and shared the files among her friends, and those were ultimately leaked days later in the early morning hours around midnight of 30 July.

On 30 July 2021, Greene County police were contacted and Chris was removed from Barbara's property [[14 Branchland Court]] in which he had also lived, and Barbara was taken to a hospital for a checkup. An [[Emergency Protective Order]] was also taken out against Chris, forbidding him from contacting Barbara or setting foot on her property for a week.

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==Silent Years (''1 August 2021 - 16 October 2023'')==

After enjoying nearly 14 years of being an infamous internet celebrity with a cult following, Chris's notability rose as his reputation plummeted. His name trended on Twitter as local news picked up on his largest controversy yet, accompanied by many major shifts in Chris's life.

===Jail Saga (''1 August 2021 - 27 March 2023'')===
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Continuing the fallout from the [[Affair with Mother]], on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris [[Incest Arrest|was arrested]] at the [[Regency Inn Richmond]] he was staying at, and the next day he was officially charged with one count of felony incest. By the end of the month, it was discovered that [[Barbara]] had returned home, and that the Chandlers' car had been returned to her, with new license plates replacing the SONICHU plates stolen off of it. Meanwhile, Chris was being held in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] without bond.

This saga is notable for the [[jail letters]], a series of letters Chris has written to fans and wannabe trolls alike, answering their questions and providing a stream of information about his current delusions and stay in jail. A vast majority of these letters would be Chris's ramblings of being a messianic figure, as well as being a reincarnation of [[Jesus Christ]]. Chris also kept a journal he dubbed the [[Goddess Log]].

On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred and committed into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution in Staunton, Virginia (formerly known as the Western State Lunatic Asylum) for a competency evaluation before his next hearing.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> During his stay, Chris was allegedly [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down]] by the orderlies on his last day in the facility.

Chris was eventually transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 May 2022.

On 5 [[August 2022]], Chris's lawyer [[David Heilberg]] issued a motion for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]] for Chris's case, in which he was placed under probation-like terms.

On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was released from custody as a result of his compliance with the deferred disposition,<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref><ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> and he was transferred to [[Gateway Homes]] for a few months. His felony incest charge was dismissed later that year, again due to compliance with deferred disposition terms.

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===Third Exile (''27 March 2023 - 16 October 2023'')===
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On 27 March 2023 Chris was transferred from jail to [[Gateway Homes]] and soon after he began to be recognized and photographed in public as if he were a cryptid. The start of May would mark the first of [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|many sightings]]. Possibly in a vain hope of disguising himself from watchful eyes, Chris started wearing hats and [[Pedo-Glasses|bulky glasses]], going so far as to hide the [[Sonichu Medallion]] under his shirt. In the latter half of September, Chris's car was spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], and he was seen allegedly hugging and ''kissing'' a [[Flutter|mysterious blonde woman]].

On 9 August Chris's charge of [[Affair with Mother|incest]] was [[Jail_Saga#Dismissal|dismissed]]. One day later he became active on [[Pokémon GO#Post-jail|Pokémon GO]] in [[Big Island, VA]]. Two days later, Chris spoke his first recorded words since his release as a status update on his [[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|PlayStation Network]] account, being "I'm Christ Chan Prime". On the 16th, Chris [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|became active on Twitter]] by liking posts. On the 23rd, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] in a massive dump of previously unseen art (much of it made in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]), along with new content from the unfinished ''Sonichu 15'' comic, now renamed to ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]''.

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==Second Coming (''16 October 2023 - Present'')==

After months of public sightings and reports of incognito online activity, Chris (now under the name of Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime) officially returned to the online world and [[Messiah complex|proclaimed himself the messiah]]. Behind the scenes, [[Praetor]] continues to manage Chris and presumably vet his content.

This era has been defined by well-produced and well-edited content uncharacteristic of Chris, likely reflecting both Chris's new experience in video editing. Predictably, as Chris comes the closest he ever has to being a legitimate content creator, his viewership is only plummeting as his content has become unwatchably boring.


===Revelations Saga (''16 October 2023 - 10 April 2026'')===

On 16 [[October 2023]], Chris made his first series of social media posts for over two years on YouTube and Twitter, dubbing himself "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime" and that he had been resurrected and returned. Despite the best attempts to cover up Chris's current location, [[Kiwi_Farms|internet sleuths]] discovered it to be [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#Big Island|a house]] co-owned by [[Caden Peck]] in [[November 2023]]. Meanwhile, off the internet, Chris was spotted several times with [[Flutter]], causing speculation as to her role in regard to both Chris and Praetor.

This saga has largely been defined by Chris's return to both online and public fandom spaces. His tirade against [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|My Little Pony G5]] has also continued, with Chris now accusing the show of being [[Russia]]n propaganda.

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===Redemption Saga (''13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026'')===

After a rather abrupt [[Ban|banhammer]] at [[HarmonyCon]], Chris went on a two-month-long tirade on Twitter and other social media platforms about how he's in the middle of a "redemption arc", something which he alluded to in business cards that he left around the convention. During the brief saga, Chris roleplayed as God, told numerous people to "touch grass", and wished harm amongst the person who [[HarmonyCon Snitch|snitched]] on him at the convetion.

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==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

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A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events on the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]], documenting [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s actions during a specific span of time. The Christorian use of the term is derived from story arcs in ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', a series that Chris likes, based on the story arcs usually being named after an arc villain. (This was true for Christory at first, but Sagas have since encompassed various sweethearts and specific events over specifically revolving around specific antagonists to Chris-Chan.)

==Meta-Sagas==

For nearly two decades, Chris has been going through one tumult or another. However, throughout each of these, Chris has had a [[autism|special interest]] or obsession that would follow him through all of them, and would define him as a person. Indeed, this central focus of his life would serve to unite his sagas with a common theme: a near-certain way to get a reaction out of Chris would be by winning his trust through feeding his special interest, and then exploiting it for Laughs Under Lucricities. For most of Christory, this would be pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], but more recently this has transmuted into [[Chris and his ego|feigning to worship]] him. As they are threads running through and linking together, and are the broadest strokes of Chris's life, they can be considered ''meta-sagas'', beyond and more fundamental than the fleeting fancies of any individual [[troll]].

===Love Quest (ca. 2003 - March 2018; January 2021-Present)===
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''The'' quintessential saga, and the one that introduced this word to the Christorian's lexicon. Sometime early in his career at PVCC, Chris decided that he needed a girlfriend to call his own. Beset on all sides by the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]] (read: women were repulsed by his unusual mannerisms), the [[virgin with rage]] resorted to increasingly desperate and bizarre methods of obtaining one, which have seen him [[List of places that have banned Chris|expelled and banned]] from multiple reputable establishments. After his discovery by the Internet, Chris would flutter from one professed girlfriend to another, thinking that each might be the [[CWCisms#H|heartsweet]] that might end this search once and for all. Alas, it was not meant to be, and Chris often found himself betrayed and humiliated in comical and grotesque ways. The Love Quest survived several upheavals in Chris's life, including his father's death, the loss of his virginity, the house fire and his gender transition (see below), yet despite Christorians' predictions, and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Man]]'s injunctions, finally concluded in [[March 2018]], when a mentally eroded Chris declared himself in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[Chris and reality|fictional characters]].

The Love Quest would seem to come back in full force by the beginning of 2021, and much more intense than before, with Chris expressing sexual frustrations to Watchmen members, wishing to get a physical girlfriend. He would crush on multiple women of interest all at once and have wet dreams that involved cartoon characters. It would get intense to the point of [[Affair with Mother|releasing this sexual frustration on his own mother]], leading to dire consequences.
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===Transgender Saga (''30 March 2011 - Present'')===
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In [[2011]], Chris began the process of gender transitioning. In March of that year, he starting cross-dressing and later came out as a "tomgirl". Despite resistance from his parents, Chris continued down the transgender path, exploring his gender identity. In 2014, he briefly identified as a lesbian male, and a year later, settled on identifying as a lesbian transwoman.
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===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - July 2021''; ''October 2023 - present'')===

Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.

Chris's Patreon was shut down in [[August 2021]] after he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]]. With the help of Praetor, Chris began selling items again in [[May 2022]] while in jail, albeit in limited quantity. After his release from jail, Chris returned to his regular business on Etsy in [[October 2023]]. He later created a [[Cwclight|website]] with Shopify to accompany it, which was also sometimes used to make transactions. In [[February 2026]], Chris made accounts on [[Ko-fi]] and [[Cameo]] and started recording commissioned videos for the latter, much like what he had done years before.

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===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - 26 April 2023'')===
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Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows [[Chris and his ego|Chris's ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.

In late 2017 and early 2018 work on ''Sonichu'' slowed, as did Chris's Patreon donations. Around this time, Chris later claimed he needed to cover an unknown but essential large expenditure which he refuses to discuss in detail. As a result, Chris resumed begging and selling items on eBay with greater intensity than ever, peaking in early May when he made [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE|a trilogy of panicked videos]] revealing that a mortgage payment on [[14 Branchland Court]] was due soon and that the unknown expenditure had left him and Barb unable to cover it. Though Chris was saved by an influx of donations and eBay sales, the Chandlers' financial situation evidently remains more desperate than ever.

===Roleplaying Saga (''August 2017 - Present'')===
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As a maladaptive [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism against the bleakness of his [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's belief in imaginary friends and magical thinking drastically increased, one example of him dancing with [[Magi-Chan]] at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. After the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[other enablers|other successive enablers]] further fueled his fantasies by validating them, Chris retreated even more into his fantasy world. It was once again re-enforced by the [[COVID-19]] pandemic due to the fact that it cancelled all the conventions Chris was planning to attend in [[2020]].

On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote a letter in jail, where he declares himself as Jesus of Nazareth.

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===Dimensional Merge (''14 October 2018 - Present'')===
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Due to the influence of the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad, ideas of a dimensional merge began to manifest within Chris. This came to a head in [[October 2018]], when Chris uploaded a video where he announced that our dimension will soon merge with another. He has revised the deadline for this prophecy several times. This was followed by several months of him droning about it on Twitter, even during his Soft Exile (described below). Various weens, including [[Sarah and Steve]], would circumvent new Twitter restrictions through physical mail or other channels, seeking to encourage him further; in [[April 2019]] things went to a new level when [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|a video]] was posted of a masked man reading a letter supposedly from a time-traveling [[Reginald Chandler]] announcing the merge.

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===Praetor Saga (''September 2020 - August 2021; May 2022 - Present'')===
In [[September 2020]], a group calling itself [[Praetor]], led by [[Caden Peck]], visited Chris at his home to propose doing [[Chris and business|business]] with him. An online shop, [[OfficialCWCmart]], was launched later that year. Starting with selling Praetor-made [[medallions]] (of which Chris received a cut in profits), the business later expanded to items autographed or produced by Chris himself.

In 2023, Caden was involved with financing the [[Big Island, VA]] house, which Chris currently lives in as a renter.

==Pre-Christory (''[[Birthday|24 February 1982]] - June 2000'')==

The world at large discovered Christian Weston Chandler on 27 October 2007. Before this time, we have only a scanty record to the details of Chris's life. For the early Noughties, the earlier ''Sonichu'' comics (especially [[Sonichu 4]]) are a substantial, if biased, record of notable events; Chris has supplemented this with several other records, including his [[diary]], and some videos from the time (such as his 2004 Christmas) have been leaked. For the twentieth century, which includes all of Chris's childhood and [[honor roll|high school years]], our records are much sparser. Some content, such as [[Manchester High Leaks|some school papers]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|television footage]], have been unearthed, though much remains unknown or dubious. Indeed, much of our knowledge of Chris's childhood comes from later accounts by Chris. However, Chris's childhood is what made him the manchild he is today, so we must discuss it when discussing him.

===Early Childhood Saga (''24 February 1982 - 1991'')===
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Christopher Weston Chandler was brought into the world on 24 February 1982. He would allegedly speak his first word 'Monkey' only a month after his birth. Sadly, his speech would be stunted by his [[abusive babysitter]], who is either named 'Roche' or 'Roach'. At the age of 18 months old, Roche would lock him in a room filled with toys because she was angry at him. This would traumatize Chris so much that he would turn mute, and completely refuse to talk save for screeching and screaming.

While mute, Chris would forge a friendship with a girl named [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]], who would become his first female friend. However, there is evidence that Sarah served more as a bully, playing cruel pranks on him such as locking him in her cellar after convincing him Casper the Friendly Ghost was hiding in there.

His parents would send him to [[James Madison University]], where he was trained by a speech therapist to talk. There he would meet [[Joshua Martinez]], a boy who was sent there for his heavy [[Spanish]] accent. He would become Chris's first male friend.

Chris would start speaking after being given a GoBot by [[Barb|his mother]], as he would start reading out the packaging.

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===Nathanael Greene Saga (''1991'')===
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In 1991, Chris would start going to Nathanael Greene Elementary School. While there, Chris would be abused by [[Bruce Johnson]] and [[Mrs. Gaede]], who would both pin him to the ground and record his screams. Johnson additionally made Chris sit on his lap and said offensive things to him, supposedly causing his hatred of [[gays]].

As Chris and his parents are known to be almost pathological [[Lie|liars]], it is unknown if this is an accurate retelling of events. Nonetheless, [[Bob]] would pull Chris out of the school and take the matter of court, though no action would be taken.

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===Bearstein Saga (''1992 – 1995'')===
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After leaving [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], [[Bob]] homeschooled Chris for [[1992]]. During this year, Chris and Bob would attend ''The Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra'', which they both enjoyed. This would lead to an event in December, when the bear would ask for Christopher's name, which he would mishear as '''Christian'''. Chris would take this as a sign from [[God]], and Bob would agree to legally change his name to Christian.

In 1993, Chris would start attending [[Providence Middle School]], and his encounter with the bear would bless those years of his life. He would have [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] as a teacher, who he would later call the most influential person in his life. In the same year, he would enter the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], and in [[1994]], he had won the competition, leading to [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes#Video|the first-ever video recording of Chris]].

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===High School Saga (''August 1996-June 2000'')===
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In many senses, Chris peaked in high school. He holds his high school memories and gal-pals dear to his heart. From a positive view, he had his [[gal pal]]s, [[honor roll]], and job as a <s>water boy</s> basketball team manager, and he produced a high volume of [[art]], which included [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself. On the flip side, he got an [[Song of Christian|F in English]] and had to ride on the short bus. Graduation was especially painful when he didn't win a not-so-prestigious best artist award.

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==Early Adult Chronicles (''June 2000 – 27 October 2007'')==

Chris came of age in 2000, a time of many transitions. Once he graduated from [[Manchester High]], he was no longer in the safe, regimented world of compulsory education. No more guaranteed or arranged friendships, and the kid gloves have come off. Colleges are also stricter when setting student accommodations, and professors don't always have time for special arrangements. Additionally, Chris got a taste of the real world at [[Wendy's]], which fired him for [[Donald Duck impersonation|multiple]] [[Cousin Al#Bowling Outing|reasons]].

The little boy who [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|was once doing so well]] now had to make his life work outside of school. Of course, some programs can help autistic folks find work, but Chris figured that was too [[stress]]ful. Instead, he took the easy route with help from [[Bob]]: he applied for [[Monthly tugboat|social security disability checks]]. While fellow students had to balance their schedules with jobs, Chris had all the time in the world to focus on school. After graduating, his whole life became free time. Without a job, Chris had little motivation to get his life together.

While scarcer than in modern times, records for this period are much more substantial than those of Chris's childhood. Even without external provocation or influence, the events of this period, including the Love Quest and the first ''Sonichu'' [[comic]]s, were enough to make Chris an Internet legend and would lay the foundation for everything yet to come.

===PVCC Saga (''September 2000 - May 2006'')===
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From [[2000]] to [[2006]], Chris attended Piedmont Virginia Community College, a local community college, to obtain a degree in [[Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. It took him five years of [[Chris's education|schooling]] to complete an ostensibly two-year degree, and this time in his life was not without drama. His 21st birthday in [[2003]] marked the beginning of the [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go around campus carrying a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] showing his demands for an ideal partner. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], a dean at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]], confiscated the signs. He retaliated by making more; he even printed some out to put around campus walls. Chris eventually confronted Walsh, who [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] him from PVCC for a year. Chris had to receive a [[autism papers|psychological evaluation]] to be allowed back on campus, and he began using the sign in other locations. Chris immortalized Walsh as a cartoon villain in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.

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=== GAMe PLACe Saga (''2002 - July 2012'')===
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Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various patrons (which infamously included being [[Chris and race#black people| racist towards black ones]]), yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They also had to pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

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===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - April 2008'')===
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From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved... excluding Chris. The saga would end when Megan told Chris [[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]]. Nonetheless, Chris has refused to let her go, and his useless attempts at making amends have stretched all the way to ''2018'' (for reference, that's a ''decade'' since Megan cut off ties with him).

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===Stackhouse Saga (''June - 4 August 2007'')===
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In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too), only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time an unsuspecting member of the public inadvertently caused a saga. From then on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

Over a decade after the Saga concluded, Chris finally made peace with Stackhouse after the latter made a surprise appearance in the audience for [[MAGfest#The Christory of Sonichu panel|Chris's panel]] at [[MAGfest]] 2018.

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==Classic Chris Era (''27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010'')==

The era that most associate with Chris. The mists of antiquity begin to fade on 27 October 2007, when an unrelated thread on the ''[[Something Awful]]'' forums was derailed by someone mentioning seeing our epic cycle's hero in the flesh.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
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In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, in the process destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely autistic]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm, although the site has long since fallen out of relevance in Chris's life, replaced with outlets such as the [[Kiwi Farms]].

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===Blanca Saga (''August - 21 October 2008'')===
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Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

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===Jimmy Hill Saga (''Mid-2008/Late 2008'')===
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At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

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===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - Mid-2010)''===
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In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

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===PandaHalo Saga (''Mid-2008/Late 2008 - February 2009'')===
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When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident; question remains as to whether she really died in this event, or was actually working in tandem with Clyde, their relationship being consensual after all. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

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===Miyamoto Saga (''January - 10 February 2009'')===
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In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

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===Julie Saga (''February - March 2009'')===
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Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shove it up the dumper]]. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.

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===PS3 Hacking Saga (''March 3 2009 - 30 August 2010'')===
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After [[Bluespike]]'s vicious abuse of Chris, he was shunned, and kicked out of [[The Miscreants]]. However, many [[trolls]] took inspiration from him hacking into Chris's beloved [[PlayStation Network]] account, and used this as an inspiration for future trolling plans. On 22 [[May 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] would fake his death and subsequently hack into Chris's PSN account, but he would get outplayed by a greater foe.

During [[July 2009]], [[Jack Thaddeus]] would work with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to gain access to Chris's PSN Account. Jack made Chris do many things in order to get his account back, including making [[It's UGH!#Video|two]] [[It's UGH!#Remake|videos]] proclaiming his acceptance of [[Homos|gay people]], and a video of him [[Chris humps his PS3|humping his PS3 for 8 minutes straight]].

On 24 [[February 2010]], [[Surfshack Tito]] would hack into Chris's PSN account, and less than a month later he would [[The Wallflower|steal his girl]].

On 3 [[May 2010]], Chris would find [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|an article]] on the [[CWCki]], detailing how [[Clyde]] had placed a bugging device in his PS3, [[I Pimp My Ride|leading him to rip off the wifi antenna]]. On the same day, he would go undercover as a 14-year old troll named '[[JenkinsJinkies]]', where he would be invited to a secret trolling forum called [[Trollin Train]].

On the forum was a list of bounties, including a $9000 reward for anyone who could destroy Chris's PS3. Chris decided to claim the bounty, and recorded a video of him [[The MovingFoward videos|hitting it with a brick, running it over with his car, and then stabbing it with scissors]]. Unfortunately for him, [[Tito]] gave the reward to [[Liquid Chris]], under the belief he was the TRUE and HONEST CWC. And so Chris was left with no money and no PS3...until he bought a new one a few days later.

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===Emily Saga (''March 2009 - 4 October 2010'')===
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A troll, known online as 'LoveYouLongTime' would start interacting with [[Chris]] after he broke up with [[Julie]], under the name '[[Emily]]'. They quickly starting dating, and would meet up [[Date with Emily|in a now infamous date]], where a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man wearing a pickle costume]] would walk up and steal her away from him. She would later announce in a [[Hooker incident#Post-date call|phone call]] that she had broken up with Chris, had sex with the pickle man, and was living with [[Clyde Cash]].

She would continue interacting with Chris, under the name '[[Kim Wilson]]'. Despite Kim and Chris meeting up multiple times, he had no idea she was [[Emily]], due to his [[facial blindness]]. During her tenure as Kim, she would take Chris to a bar [[Chris's Big Night Out|two]] [[Chris's Big Night Out II|times]] and introduce him to [[Magical Man]]. She would continue talking with Chris all the way until [[2018]], though her last major interaction was when he told her [[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!|that he spooned regularly]] with [[Barb]]

She's also met up with him pretending to be multiple other women, though none of these interactions are known.

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===Ivy Saga (''March - July 2009'')===
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In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians, but also provided an incredibly important resource for the latter in showing Chris's [[Heart Level]] at perhaps the strongest it had been since 2007, at least for a time. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

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===Vanessa Saga (''April - May 2009'')===
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In [[April 2009]], troll and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa Saga#Email to Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weens|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

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===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

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===Liquid Chris Saga (''21 June - 10 November 2009'')===
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In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

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===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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In late November 2009, an artist named [[Alec Benson Leary]] started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

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===Tito Saga (''January 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal... and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the lulz spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|flashing his underwear while wearing a Scottish kilt]]. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Tito was a major player in getting Chris to [[The MovingForward videos|destroy his PS3 for a fake bounty]]. Chris and Tito planned to meet up at a Starbucks where a [[pickleman]] would give him the money, but despite [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails#Waiting for $9001|waiting]] Tito would never show up. Tito later explained this was because he gave the money to [[Liquid Chris]]

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

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==Dark Ages (''20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014'')==

Though [[The Miscreants|the Miscreants]] could collectively keep Chris on edge for well over a year, it was perhaps inevitable that even the archetypical lolcow would someday cease to give milk. His seeking out the Wallflower and then Jackie in person, instead of believing every self-declared boyfriend-free girl who caught his fancy online, was an early sign of the changing atmosphere: Chris's ill-fated attempt to seduce her marked a shift from focusing on on-line to real-world affairs. Information on Chris's life would increasingly need to be sought through [[Flipnote Hatena]], in-person encounters and other sources beside the Internet; [[Chris and cinematography|traditional videos]] became less frequent. Occasional [[muscle bra|transvestitism]] would soon become [[tomgirl|permanent]] as Chris began to leave his old identity behind him. Surprisingly, Chris would come to abstain even from his traditional [[Love Quest|pursuit of women]] and put the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] on indefinite hiatus.

All sagas during this period are of this early transitional phase: [[Bob Chandler]]'s death in late [[2011]] drew a veil over Chris's affairs for the next several years. Direct records from Chris during this time are nearly exclusively found on [[Facebook]]; for a time, it appeared that Chris had learnt from his many years of abuse at the Internet's hands and was finally keeping a low profile. We are again dependent mostly on third-party sources for events such as [[28 October 2011|Snyder's near-death at Chris's hands]], the resulting [[Chris and the law|conviction]] and the [[2014 house fire]] in the following years. Organic CWC-generated activity would not re-emerge until mid-[[2014]], proving that he had, in fact, [[honor roll|learnt nothing]] from past events.

===First Exile (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No fewer than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that [[Chris and hypocrisy|they should go outside and live their lives]], advice Chris himself should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

During this period he started a relationship with a girl named [[Jacklyn Romy]], and infiltrated the [[Trollin Train|inner circle of trolls]] using his persona '[[JenkinsJinkies]]'.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down several times. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

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===Jackie Saga (''5 April - 26 November 2010; 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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Following the Wallflower incident's fallout, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

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===Calling Out Saga (''6 August - 6 September 2011'')===
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. Though Chris reached the zenith of the Calling Out Saga on a high, having believed himself to have exiled some of his most prominent rivals from the internet, these series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

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===Second Exile (''6 September 2011 - 9 July 2014'')===
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Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris's internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[2014 house fire|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.
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==Renaissance (''3 September 2014 to 24 October 2017'')==

A combination of events - namely yet another failed online sweetheart, and showing hatred for a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' reboot so immense that it would eventually get him arrested - would lead to Chris being dragged back into the Internet spotlight.

===Catherine Saga (''9 July - 14 December 2014'')===
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With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. Catherine's associate, [[Cousin Al]], would also meet the two of them at Applebee's, to which Chris would invite both of them to the charred remains of his house following a fire. From there, Al would collect several of Chris's old Manchester High assignments.

According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

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===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris only took umbrage at the fact that the color of Sonic's arms had been changed from tan to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?). Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

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===Lady Managers Saga (17 November 2015 - July 2016)===
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Between fall 2015 and summer 2016, Chris was in contact with people he vaguelly dubbed his ladyfriends or managers. During this time, he would be trolled by various characters - [[Jeff/Francine]] Ouzos, a thinly-disguised parody and wealthy rival of Chris; [[Sam and Ellen]], a lesbian couple considering Chris as a sperm donor, to whom he showed off his [[Chris's Specimen Sample|frozen sperm collection]]; and [[Johan]], the catalyst for the [[Lesbian Sex Audition]].

This saga saw the return of Chris uploading videos to YouTube after a years-long hiatus.

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===Pmurt Saga (25 September 2016 - 20 January 2017)===
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The saga started with a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment on 25 September]] in where he decried then Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his anti-LGBTQ opinions and misogynistic attitudes, labeling him "Pmurt" in an attempt to spite him. Many found this comment surprising, as Chris has been historically neutral in politics. As the election drew closer, Chris continued to criticize Trump, seemingly oblivious to the irony that any negative trait he could levy was far more applicable to himself. This saga reached its peak when Trump was elected president. During this point, he would make [[Pmurt#2016|death threats to him]]. This culminated in a one-week ban from Facebook.

On Inauguration day, Chris would make [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|one last attack]]. Although Chris still holds negative opinions of Pmurt, he is not nearly as expressive with his vitriol as he was during this saga. Even when Trump was impeached, Chris gave no thoughts on it.

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===Doopie Saga (''7 March - 26 September 2017'')===
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Also coined by the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris [[March 2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD|made a tweet]] empathizing with ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver]. He began frequently replying to her tweets, usually with small talk and the occasional sharing of a life experience, or shameless attempts at flirting. The saga's climax began on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, "Kittenbell", which handles pornographic commissions. The same day, Chris listed her among his [[Gal pals]] on "National Girlfriend Day", only for her to promptly rebuke him.
Afterward, Doopie tweeted about the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), went to the Kiwi Farms, and leaked his private e-mails to her business account. Chris discovered that Doopie had turned on him and desperately followed several of Doopie's friends (including her [[JERKS|boyfriend]]) in an attempt to stay connected. However, he unfollowed most of them when it became clear his plan would not work, while the rest blocked him themselves.

Doopie has not contacted Chris since August 2017; his hopes of building her into a [[sweetheart]] or [[gal pal]] from the ground up, predictably, were in vain. By September, Chris had found a new sweetheart and moved on. Their interactions showed that Chris's immense [[Chris and socialization|social ineptitude]] and creepy behavior have not abated. Doopie inadvertently became the greatest [[Trolls|troll]] Chris faced in many years, [[Heart level|breaking his heart]] and feeding new information to Christorians.

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===Quinn Saga (''7 September - 5 October 2017'')===
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Jessica Quinn, for years a [[white knight]] of Chris, suddenly decided to troll him with the tried-and-true method of [[Sweetheart|pretending to fall in love with him]]. Highlights of the brief saga include pictures and videos of Chris crying over a short breakup, an old-fashioned [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|rage video]] following their final breakup (which he initially blamed on hackers from [[Kiwi Farms]]), and Quinn manipulating Chris into adding fat fetishism to ''Sonichu''. This saga would serve as the transition for the new wave of trolling yet to come for Chris.

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==Transcendental Awakening (''August 2017 to 30 July 2021'')==

After a period of reemergence from Chris, several trolls soon began to notice Chris's deteriorating mental state, and found it the perfect opportunity to troll him again, this time through the tactic of [[enablers|enabling]] his beliefs and brainwashing new ridiculous concepts into him. This all began with [[Joshua Wise]], an anime-obsessed troll who greatly manipulated him for his own personal gain by changing major parts of the canon of his Sonichu comics, coercing him into producing strange videos, and proposing the [[Polyamorous marriage|infamous marriage]] between Chris and a bunch of fictional characters, half of which Chris had already created.

Chris's new motto to [[Chris and kindness|befriend everyone he meets]], even complete strangers, has also made it much easier to manipulate him. Because of this, many other trolls began to follow suit, using some of the same tactics that Wise had used to manipulate Chris with, with very little questioning on his end. Since then, Chris has started to believe himself to be the goddess of an alternate dimension, dubbing himself and all other residents of said dimension as "[[OCs]]".

===Idea Guys Saga (''25 October 2017 - 29 April 2018'')===
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In early November 2017, Chris began blurting out nonsensical stories about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]], such as the characters of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] invading [[CWCville]], CWCville reacting to the invasion by setting up [[Operation BARBarossa|concentration camps]], and Vladimir Putin being president of the United States in another dimension. He also began making strange videos involving Internet memes and cultural and historical references he clearly did not understand.

It came to light that an anonymous troll, acting as Chris's "idea guy", noted Chris's difficulty distinguishing [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] and lack of understanding of history and politics, and began convincing Chris to make bizarre or politically incorrect content. There are signs that the Idea Guy's influence was coercive or deceptive in nature, such as Chris being [[Chris and hypocrisy|shocked]] at his suggestion that Rosechu was [[Homos#Transgenderism|transgender]], and appearing visibly uncomfortable as he performed an "[[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] [[Cherokee|Cherokean]] chant".

After a calm period in early January, the saga escalated again as Chris made [[Smashing|two]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|bizarre]] videos of ranting about Nazis and smashing his possessions. Possibly as a response, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] doxed the Idea Guy troll, revealing his name as Joshua Wise.

Despite that setback, Wise decided to continue being the Idea Guy. His changes to ''Sonichu'' remained canon, with Chris continuing to produce drawings using ideas which Wise had established prior to the dox, and Chris continued to proudly wear the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|Gopnik outfit]] which Wise first convinced him to don.

Chris subsequently announced that he was bisexual, and was attracted to [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his own fursona]] and said he had gotten married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. More questionable acts such as Chris [[Dick Licker; that is I|licking pictures of Magi-chan's penis drawn on a wall]] and prostituting himself on Twitter were scripted and executed.

In May 2018, [[The Captain]] discovered what the Idea Guys were doing and rescued Chris from the Idea Guys. He, along with [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and [[Null]], then gathered evidence to submit to law enforcement. As for Chris, he disavowed some ideas given to him by the Idea Guys (though keeping the majority of them, like his make-believe marriage).

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===Prequel Comic Saga (''2 January 2018 - 14 May 2018'')===
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On 2 January 2018, the graphic designer and comic creator [[Bryanfrogboy|Bryan Shickley]] would get the attention of Chris after he had created "Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic". Bryan then soon claimed that he would make merchandise off of the francise, to which Chris approved. During a time when Chris was in financial ruin, which was later worsened after the Idea Guys extorted money from him, the comic, along with the merchandise created by Bryan, would become some of the first things that Chris would promote to help him out of his dire financial situation.

Bryan's comic would also get Chris to reflect on some of his biggest blunders, including SheCameForCWC.jpg, him attemping to run over Michael Snyder, and others.

A highlight of the brief saga includes Chris approaching what appeared to be his first male sweetheart, Bryan himself, as a result of the Idea Guys previously brainwashing him into believing he was bisexual, even writing an erotic gay poem for him. Attempts were made by Bryan's girlfriend to keep Chris away from Bryan. Along with this, gal-pal Tings Tingz would also show feelings for Bryan.

Due to his associations with Chris during the midst of the Idea Guys, Bryan would be accused by onlookers as a possible troll and/or ween, as well as getting attacked by actual weens himself.

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===Guard Dogs (''Summer 2018'')===
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After the events of the Idea Guys saga, it became clear that Chris was dealing with a [[ween]] epidemic. To combat this, the [[Guard Dogs]] decided to step in and filter Chris's emails and Twitter to prevent trolls from getting through. Null made a thread on Kiwi Farms showing off the intercepted ween messages and even doxing the senders.

Null and The Captain would also attempt to give Chris advice. In particular, Null encouraged him to talk to his therapist about the Idea Guys, in order to fast-track law enforcement involvement, but Chris was reluctant to do so. Instead, Chris opted to retreat into the ruins of his fantasy world.

The Guard Dogs have since disbanded.

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===Lukas, Devil and Eva Saga (''24 April 2018 - 1 January 2019'')===
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Lukas, Devil and Eva is a former group of teenagers who lived locally to Chris. They gained influence over Chris upon Lukas purchasing his porn artwork on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in [[April 2018]].

After the [[Guard Dogs]] had separated Chris from the [[Idea Guys]] in [[April 2018]], he continued to hold onto the beliefs they had programmed into him. Although he was encouraged to seek [[Chris and psychology|therapy]], Chris balked at the idea and instead sought out more people to feed his delusional thinking - and got his wish with Lukas, Devil and Eva's group; around October of that same year, for the second time in 2018, Chris was enabled by people claiming to be his own fictional characters when they invited Chris over to Lukas's house.

In October 2018 Chris began outlining a supposed 'Dimensional Merge' that would take place at the end of 2018, in which the [[Reality Cartoon|real world]], aka Dimension 1218, and its sister dimension, C197, were to collide and combine in an event of supposedly-apocalyptic proportions. Lukas has alleged that this was a holdover from the Idea Guys, but implied that the group encouraged these beliefs in Chris.

The group also trolled Chris by [[2018 Twitter account compromise|logging into his Twitter account and making several inflammatory posts]] claiming to be from him, including leaking several previously unreleased Idea Guys-era videos, such as [[All Star]], [[Tour of Chris's House III]], [[Chris slaps himself]], and [[Chris lost Crystal]] onto Chris's Twitter.

In late [[December 2018]], Lukas was doxed by [[Marvin]], who secretly logged into Chris's Twitter, after he and [[The Captain]] found that Lukas's group was making Chris believe in the Merge. Lukas then leaked more documents from Chris on /cow/. On 30 December 2018, Chris wrote a Twitter post bashing Lukas, also mentioning that Lukas had wanted him to buy [[alcohol|booze]]. Lukas, Devil and Eva have since separated from Chris.

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===GOPony Saga (''13 August 2018 - November 2024'')===
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As the [[2010s]] came to a close, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was clearly entering its last days. Since its target audience is school aged children it's a common practice by the more competent animation studios to end those shows before it gets to the point that the kids watching it are younger than the show itself. Afterwards, if said show was part of a franchise, they create a new installment for said franchise. Such a cycle has been happening in My Little Pony since its inception in 1984 and has happened once again. Friendship is Magic ended in [[2019]] with a more light-hearted filler series airing from [[2020]] as a way to tide over the fanbase until the premiere of the new generation, which happened in [[September 2021]] with the release of a movie. The filler series, called MLP: Pony Life struck a major nerve with Chris who holds the belief that Friendship is Magic is meant to have 14 seasons due to delusions rooted in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. This instance, preceded in [[August 2018]] by a panning of the leaked early designs for the G5 ponies were some of the occasional posts of disapproval throughout the close of the decade. For a while it was on Chris's back burner but on 27 [[July 2021]] Chris uploaded a tard rage video demanding that the new My Little Pony generation be cancelled, confirming that Chris holds Sonic Boom-esque feelings towards this. The lulz were subsequently cancelled when Chris admitted to incest.

However, despite his incarceration, this hasn't stopped him from expressing nothing but hatred towards this reboot. Chris had expressed in numberous jail letters about how he believes the reboot has caused major world catastrophes such as the Russo-Ukrainian war, fully returning to this sentiment in 2024.

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===Jacob Saga (''14 July - 28 November 2019; 15 July - 26 August 2020'')===
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Though he had been [[autism|autistically]] obsessed with Chris since around 2018, amateur sorcerer Jacob Sockness only made Chris's acquaintance in [[June 2019]], after an unremarkable troll convinced Chris that Sockness would be interested in buying his filthy bathwater. On 14 [[July 2019]], the two agreed to a closer partnership: Sockness would act as a middleman for Chris's [[2019 Sales Listings|merchandise]], in order to evade Chris's [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|eBay ban]]. The two would soon abandon this scheme, however, instead deciding to direct their attention to another of their shared interests; [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|pretending to be gods]]. Their mystical and occultist schemes would cross-pollinate, Jacob's extraterrestrial demons wending their way into the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s logistics. The most notable example being the [[Spirit possession#Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan possession]], in which from [[August 2019]] to [[September 2019]], Chris believed that he swapped minds with [[Magi-Chan]] in order to visit [[Jacob Sockness]] so he wouldn't need to actually do so in real life. The period of Magi-Chan roleplaying lasted an entire month. Jacob's antics with Chris was not ignored, as soon, [[Kiwi Farms|onlookers]] would find out about Jacob and dox him, but Sockness would not be deterred by a mere dox; for he had apparently already doxed himself long before meeting Chris, and would boast freely and frequently about how he was misleading Chris for his own ends. [[Slow-in-the-minds|Despite the obvious dangers]], Chris continued to believe Jacob's teachings [[honor roll|at face value]], and encouraged his desire to meet in person. In late [[September 2019]], the situation nearly reached a boiling point when Sockness announced that he had secured a train ticket and was traveling from his home in California to [[Charlottesville]], and threatened that he would [[rape|brutally abuse]] Chris after arriving at [[14 Branchland Court]]. Being understandably alarmed by this, Chris [[Chris and negotiation|demanded]] that Sockness return, and with the help of the [[Watchmen]], arranged for a [[white knight|supporter]] to intercept Sockness in Chicago and provide for him to return to San Francisco. Jacob relented, and the two grew more distant. Sockness would temporarily return to Chris's good side in late [[October 2019]] and early [[November 2019]], yet by the end of that month he would once again be cast aside by Chris.

However, in early 2020, Chris once again started to talk to Jacob, believing in Jacob's supposed [[Magical thinking|occult practices]]. Though it appeared that they were coming close to one another again, Chris's and Sockness's relationship would permanently come to an end in [[August 2020]], after Sockness creepily theorized on [[Twitter]] that [[Mia Hamm]] supposedly bared Chris's illegitimate child after they had sex. Although Jacob would make several other attempts to win Chris's favor over the course of the next few months, all attempts would ultimately be unsuccessful.

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==Rise-N-Fall (''Mid 2018 - 31 July 2021'')==

Chris was heavily active on social media, began creating custom [[Secret Shipfic]] cards, and took his role-playing to new heights, including pretending to be possessed by Sonichu for nearly a year.

In late 2019, a group consisting of [[enablers]] and [[white knights]] was established through [[Discord]]. They gained Chris's trust by appealing to and indulging in his delusions, specifically ones related to the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]]. They eventually named themselves the [[Watchmen]].

In late 2020, a group called [[Praetor]] formed to do business with Chris.

In mid-2021, Chris began making plans to attend [[Everfree Northwest]] with [[Null]]'s fundraising help.

However, in 2021, Chris's dormant interest in sex started to stir, with disastrous results when, in [[June 2021]], he began engaging in [[Affair with Mother|sexual activity with his own mother]].

===Copitz Saga (''19 May 2018 - December 2019'')===
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On 19 May 2018, the Youtube speedrunner and Twitch user [[Copitz]] had began visiting [[14 Branchland Court]] to record videos of himself with Chris and his friends in several different areas. Some of these videos included ones where Chris was in an abandoned hospital hunting for ghosts, while others had involved several interviews with him.

Copitz would get contacted by [[TheGamerFromMars]], who wanted to get in contact with Chris for his documentary series, [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]. Throughout the documentary, there are 8 scenes of Copitz and GFM talking with Chris, in between the meat of the episode, which is a summary of Chris's life. Despite meeting with Chris in [[December 2019]], the documentary would only be released on [[March 2022]].

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===TF2 Analysis Saga (''Late 2018 - 30 October 2020'')===
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In [[January 2019]], a slew of people began to block Chris on Twitter, either due to his own harassment or egging on by weens. This caused Chris, naturally, to rage about it, and eventually to protect his Twitter account. For months, he had shown no signs of budging. All of his tweets during this period consisted of complaining about being blocked, or else his dimensional delusions mentioned above. After protecting his Twitter account, he would greatly reduce his social media activity, and in [[June 2019]] even extended to disabling comments again on his [[June 2019 videos|recent videos]]. This period of time also marked Chris's bizarre adoption of the word "[[My Little Pony|Bugbear]]" (a phrase referring to minor annoyances) and employing it almost everywhere in his wild and unclear rants. After several months, Chris's initial bitterness from the blocks seems to have faded, and he opened his Twitter account for the public again.

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===Arbitarch Saga (''27 December 2018 - Late January 2020'')===

Sometime on December 2018, the fan [[MKRNightVee]] got into contact with Chris via a phone number a friend gave her. During her interactions with Chris, she played into the recent fantasies Chris had about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], roleplaying as the CPU Goddess of the Nintendo Switch CPU Magenta Heart under the guidance of Ryan Winger, aka [[Owls]].

The Arbitarch CWC Alliance was a pre-cursor to what would eventually become the Watchmen, as many of its would-be members such as AquaDiamond8 and Kyle were also associates of MKR, and the group served a similar, albeit less pragmatic purpose. The group started as a clique of enablers that role-played as CPU Goddesses to try and convince Chris that the Dimensional Merge wasn't going to happen.

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===Secret Shipfic Saga (''16 August 2019 - 31 July 2021'')===


On 16 August, 2019, Chris began to create trading cards for his Sonichu comics, much like his [[Wall of Originals]] using a template from the My Little Pony parody game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]''. His most ambitious project in several years, Chris fully embraced the concept, and has seemingly supplanted the ''Sonichu'' comics in favour of the cards as his principal monetary venture. The card game also became Chris's primary means to expand upon the lore of the fantasy world that he has created, and that several trolls from before had provided influence onto. Chris had posted several cards featuring the OCs created by fans and enablers.

Chris was able to develop a new fanbase through a series of commissions, and implementing people's [[OCs]] into his canon.

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===Watchmen Saga (''September 2019 - 27 June 2021'')===

The Watchmen, made up of many of the former members of the Arbitarch CWC Alliance, were a clique of friends, all with the same interest in white-knighting Chris, and keeping him away from the new slew of weens and enablers that came about from Chris's newfound fame. The most well-known iteration of this group, as well as the one most often referred to as "the Watchmen", came about with the creation of [[The Place]] Discord server, which was run by the enabler [[Naught]].

Chris became close friends with the people in the server, and the Watchmen would gatekeep Chris through means of collecting information, doxing, and harassing anybody attempting to interact or get involved with Chris. The existence of the Watchmen was not publicly known until [[August 2020]], in which they leaked content that they had received from Chris.

The Watchmen would be responsible for and or related to many notable events that took place throughout 2020 and early 2021. Such as removing [[Jacob Sockness]]'s influence over Chris, the previously mentioned [[2020 Discord leaks]], being heavily involved in the [[Discord Q&A]]'s, and starting multiple conflicts with members of [[Praetor]].

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===Ben Saint Saga (''29 September 2019 - November 2019'')===

[[Ben Saint]] a webcomic artist and creator of the webseires ''Endless War'', had tried to profit off of Chris's infamy by implementing characters from the comic into Sonichu, thereby creating the "Slime Saga". Chris had eventually implemented Ben's characters and ideas into Sonichu in [[Sonichu Special 7]]. However, Ben's attempts at creating a new saga from the ground-up, and promoting his comic, by tinkering with Chris's own comics only proved to be of a very limited success when Chris began ignoring Saint's attempts at provocation by mid-October, and when conflicts of interest had risen between the two creators. Following from this, several white knights and past enablers such as [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[MKRNightVee]] came into the scene in order to regain power over Chris or to justify Chris's actions. When Chris began shifting his focus on his Sonichu comics to the aforementioned card game, Chris had implemented Saint's characters, as well as ideas brought to him by drama surrounding him, and a new wave of [[white knights]] defending Chris's actions, [[enablers]] suggesting new OCs into Chris's now expanding universe, and [[weens|wannabe trolls]] trying to take a piece of Chris's infamy for themselves would show up into the mix.

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===ProjectSNT Saga (''6 December 2019 - January 2021'')===

The YouTuber ProjectSNT became famous due to her videos involving her revisiting her Sonic OC, S.N.T. Among SNT's artworks was a redesign for the character [[Wild Sonichu]], which she named "Wild Sonirisu", which was a combination of Wild and the Pokémon Pachirisu. Though Chris originally took SNT's redesign kindly, viewing this as evidence of SNT's tenacity, he became enraged with SNT criticizing his Sonichu and Rosechu designs. This seemingly caused Chris to change his tone with Wild Sonirisu, expressing great disapproval with SNT's art. This would lead to Chris becoming utterly obsessed with SNT, with him trying again and again to make SNT respond to his comments but to no avail.

Things had only gotten worse when Chris had taken note of the fanfiction writer [[Opuscon789]], who created the fanfic ''[[SNT Vs Sonichu]]''. Chris livestreamed his reading of the fanfic, where Chris tard raged over it many times and weens sent pizzas over to his house. Chris similarly expressed his hatred towards Opuscon many times with the Watchmen.

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===Chandler's List Saga (''2 June 2020 - 8 July 2020'')===

On 2 June 2020, Chris, still role-playing as Sonichu, announced on Twitter that he had been sick and tired of all the years of trolling and exploitation he had experienced. Chris decided that to combat all of this, he'd create a list of all of the people that had personally bothered him over the past decade, threatening that they'd be subject to judgment amongst the gods and goddesses. Chris later began posting his list a week later and continued posting it in pieces for the following month. This stunt was ultimately met with confusion, and arguably brought more attention onto himself than he otherwise might have, especially given how he put prominent content creators like [[OneyNG]] and psychicpebble, two figures who have commented on Chris several times, on this list.

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===Lainchu Saga (''4 August 2020 - 18 March 2021'')===
Lainchu the Chronicler, based on the protagonist of the anime ''Serial Experiments Lain'', was created by Chris and introduced to Naught on 4 August 2020. The character was then repurposed by the Watchmen as a means of communicating with Chris and documenting select posts of his on The Place server and other platforms. Much of the information collected by the character was then documented onto the CWCki. Naught was the first to roleplay the character until handing the role over to Klop on 7 August 2020.

A month prior to this, the Watchman [[Klop]] created the Official CWCki Discord server, and set it up in such a way that if Chris were to get in, he'd only be relegated to one channel, and only those with a certain role could access said channel and communicate with him. However, when Chris joined the server on 10 August 2020 by Naught's invitation, his mere presence only led to an influx of new users, many of which contacted Chris for various purposes. Due to all the chaos that ensued, Klop created a new server called "cwc frens", and banned Chris from the CWCki server. In the new server, there was a "mailbag" channel similar to the [[Mailbag]] from the [[Cwcipedia]].

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===Crystalgate Saga (''22 September 2020 - 30 June 2021'')===
After Chris introduced [[Praetor]] to the [[Watchmen]], the Watchmen became increasingly paranoid over Praetor and began to harass its members. The harassment was most infamously seen in an incident, dubbed Crystalgate, in which Chris wanted to borrow a [[taser]] from Praetor for his experiment to taze his quartz crystals to unlock the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Concerned over Chris's safety, Watchmen members confronted Praetor leader Caden Peck. Some Watchmen, [[MKRNightVee]] and [[Naught]], saw this as the perfect opportunity to defame Praetor and lied to the public about the taser, in a failed attempt to force Praetor away. Afterwards, Chris confronted the Watchmen for their handling of the situation. Several of the Watchmen, but especially three members, which Chris dubbed the "toxic trio", viewed this as more initiative to defeat Praetor, and a slew of infighting and drama subsequently occurred between the Watchmen.

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===KwaiiSandbag Saga (''10 February 2021 - 29 March 2021'')===

After watching Geno Samuel's documentary about Chris, a Discord user under the alias "KwaiiSandbag" decided that he wanted to help Chris by helping him let go of some of his maladaptive coping methods, particularly him roleplaying as Sonichu. To do this, he presented himself to Chris in Instagram DMs as a "psychic", having these abilities since he was 10 years old, and he was involved in a series of five calls involving him, Chris, and a friend of his "[[Lily]]". Kwaii was able to succeed in this endeavor, but he also expressed remorse for his actions after getting flak for this. He was then interviewed by the by-then former Watchman [[Anaxis]], who at the time was the current owner of the CWCki server, to explain his intentions.

This saga is notable for giving insight on what was going through Chris's mind while he was roleplaying as the character. During his roleplay as Sonichu, Chris believed that he was able to have sex with his imaginary spouses, fulfilling Chris's longing for a "relationship". The saga is also noted for the fact that it had seemingly proven that even with influential white knight groups such as the Watchmen, people could still find ways to interact with Chris and troll or enable him.

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===Warhol Saga (''24 May 2021 - 19 September 2021'')===
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In May 2021 Chris discovered an Amazon listing for a book made by Don Lashomb that favorably compared him to mid-century pop artist Andy Warhol. Naturally this inflated his ego and caused him to devote several tweets to said comparison. Don Lashomb would actually end up writing the book, and selling it on Amazon. Later Chris went on to begin reviewing the book and made [[Warhol Tweets|Tweets]] featuring his takes on the weens compliments, despite his disapproval at Lashomb saying his [[Chris and Reality|delusions weren't real]]. Chris would make several periodic tweets throughout summer 2021, reviewing the book as he went along.

Chris and Don talked in private multiple times, and Lashomb would state that he was very pleasant to talk to, due to him supposedly being polite, able to take criticism, and paying attention to detail<ref>[[Warhol / Chris Chan#Lashomb's Interactions with Chris]]</ref>. Don was one of the people Chris would drop hints to about his [[Affair with Mother|incestous relationship]] with [[Barb]], though he didn't pick up on them. Despite Lashomb cutting ties with Chris, Chris would continue to promote the book in jail.

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===The Knights Saga (''21 June 2021 - 1 August 2021'')===
This saga marks the crumbling of the Watchmen and their influence. After cutting ties with the other Watchmen, the WCT created a splinter of the Watchmen, which he named the "Knights of CWC" sometime in late June of that year. After convincing Chris to do the same, he also joined the Knights. The Knights server was set up in a very similar fashion to The Place, with one layer being for Chris and "untrusted guests", and another being for the Knights.

On 12 July 2021, The WCT alerted Chris of [[Jacob Sockness]]' plan to come to Everfree in disguise, which prompted Chris to try and find people he could recruit to attend with him, protecting him from Sockness, and taking photos of him while at the event. He invited several of his acquaintances to come there, including [[MKRNightVee]], who declined to come due to time restraints. The two people he ultimately picked to attend were [[Bella]], whom he's known for several months up to that point, and [[Fiona]], a young woman who had a genuine crush on him whom he met sometime in July. Chris invited both Bella and Fiona into the server a week later, and The WCT marked both of them as "untrusted guests". Both of them interacted with the Knights, and Bella and Fiona would also befriend each other, with the former inviting the latter into their own Discord server.

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===Incest Saga (''26 June 2021 - 30 July 2021'')===
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During the beginning of 2021, Chris suddenly exhibited intense [[Lonely feelings|signs of sexual frustration]], to the point of openly discussing this with several [[Watchmen]] members, as well as crushing on [[MKRNightVee|several]] [[Annie Ikenberry|females]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|of]] [[Fiona|interest]] all at once, and having wet dreams involving cartoon characters.<ref>[[The Place chats (February 2021)#Sally Acorn Dream]]</ref><ref>[[MKR DMs#Chris Thorndyke sex dream]]</ref> Towards the end of June, Chris grew impatient and decided to release this sexual frustration by having sexual relations with [[Barbara Chandler]], his own mother. [[Affair with Mother|Chris and Barbara did this over the span of one month every three days.]]

During that timespan, Chris hinted at this affair to multiple trusted people orbiting him, such as [[Null]] on 5 [[July 2021]] and [[Bella]] on 13 July. Chris sustained a misleading cover story to them, referring to Barbara using vague phrases such as a "Sweetheart over 50" and "lady friend". He also lied outright when asked if Barbara had met the sweetheart.

On the 27th, Chris chose to brag about the true identity of the sweetheart to Bella during a [[Incest Call|4-hour video call]] and also wrote [[Incest Texts|texts on the matter]]. Bella secretly recorded parts of the call and shared the files among her friends, and those were ultimately leaked days later in the early morning hours around midnight of 30 July.

On 30 July 2021, Greene County police were contacted and Chris was removed from Barbara's property [[14 Branchland Court]] in which he had also lived, and Barbara was taken to a hospital for a checkup. An [[Emergency Protective Order]] was also taken out against Chris, forbidding him from contacting Barbara or setting foot on her property for a week.

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==Silent Years (''1 August 2021 - 16 October 2023'')==

After enjoying nearly 14 years of being an infamous internet celebrity with a cult following, Chris's notability rose as his reputation plummeted. His name trended on Twitter as local news picked up on his largest controversy yet, accompanied by many major shifts in Chris's life.

===Jail Saga (''1 August 2021 - 27 March 2023'')===
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Continuing the fallout from the [[Affair with Mother]], on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris [[Incest Arrest|was arrested]] at the [[Regency Inn Richmond]] he was staying at, and the next day he was officially charged with one count of felony incest. By the end of the month, it was discovered that [[Barbara]] had returned home, and that the Chandlers' car had been returned to her, with new license plates replacing the SONICHU plates stolen off of it. Meanwhile, Chris was being held in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] without bond.

This saga is notable for the [[jail letters]], a series of letters Chris has written to fans and wannabe trolls alike, answering their questions and providing a stream of information about his current delusions and stay in jail. A vast majority of these letters would be Chris's ramblings of being a messianic figure, as well as being a reincarnation of [[Jesus Christ]]. Chris also kept a journal he dubbed the [[Goddess Log]].

On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred and committed into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution in Staunton, Virginia (formerly known as the Western State Lunatic Asylum) for a competency evaluation before his next hearing.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> During his stay, Chris was allegedly [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down]] by the orderlies on his last day in the facility.

Chris was eventually transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 May 2022.

On 5 [[August 2022]], Chris's lawyer [[David Heilberg]] issued a motion for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]] for Chris's case, in which he was placed under probation-like terms.

On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was released from custody as a result of his compliance with the deferred disposition,<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref><ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> and he was transferred to [[Gateway Homes]] for a few months. His felony incest charge was dismissed later that year, again due to compliance with deferred disposition terms.

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===Third Exile (''27 March 2023 - 16 October 2023'')===
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On 27 March 2023 Chris was transferred from jail to [[Gateway Homes]] and soon after he began to be recognized and photographed in public as if he were a cryptid. The start of May would mark the first of [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|many sightings]]. Possibly in a vain hope of disguising himself from watchful eyes, Chris started wearing hats and [[Pedo-Glasses|bulky glasses]], going so far as to hide the [[Sonichu Medallion]] under his shirt. In the latter half of September, Chris's car was spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], and he was seen allegedly hugging and ''kissing'' a [[Flutter|mysterious blonde woman]].

On 9 August Chris's charge of [[Affair with Mother|incest]] was [[Jail_Saga#Dismissal|dismissed]]. One day later he became active on [[Pokémon GO#Post-jail|Pokémon GO]] in [[Big Island, VA]]. Two days later, Chris spoke his first recorded words since his release as a status update on his [[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|PlayStation Network]] account, being "I'm Christ Chan Prime". On the 16th, Chris [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|became active on Twitter]] by liking posts. On the 23rd, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] in a massive dump of previously unseen art (much of it made in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]), along with new content from the unfinished ''Sonichu 15'' comic, now renamed to ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]''.

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==Second Coming (''16 October 2023 - Present'')==

After months of public sightings and reports of incognito online activity, Chris (now under the name of Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime) officially returned to the online world and [[Messiah complex|proclaimed himself the messiah]]. Behind the scenes, [[Praetor]] continues to manage Chris and presumably vet his content.

This era has been defined by well-produced and well-edited content uncharacteristic of Chris, likely reflecting both Chris's new experience in video editing. Predictably, as Chris comes the closest he ever has to being a legitimate content creator, his viewership is only plummeting as his content has become unwatchably boring.


===Revelations Saga (''16 October 2023 - 10 April 2026'')===

On 16 [[October 2023]], Chris made his first series of social media posts for over two years on YouTube and Twitter, dubbing himself "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime" and that he had been resurrected and returned. Despite the best attempts to cover up Chris's current location, [[Kiwi_Farms|internet sleuths]] discovered it to be [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#Big Island|a house]] co-owned by [[Caden Peck]] in [[November 2023]]. Meanwhile, off the internet, Chris was spotted several times with [[Flutter]], causing speculation as to her role in regard to both Chris and Praetor.

This saga has largely been defined by Chris's return to both online and public fandom spaces. His tirade against [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|My Little Pony G5]] has also continued, with Chris now accusing the show of being [[Russia]]n propaganda.

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==Redemption Saga (''13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026'')==

After a rather abrupt [[Ban|banhammer]] at [[HarmonyCon]], Chris went on a two-month-long tirade on Twitter and other social media platforms about how he's in the middle of a "redemption arc", something which he alluded to in business cards that he left around the convention. During the brief saga, Chris roleplayed as God, told numerous people to "touch grass", and wished harm amongst the person who [[HarmonyCon Snitch|snitched]] on him at the convetion.

<center>{{RedemptionSaga}}</center>


==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

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2026-06-09T21:52:51Z

PsychoNerd054:

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User:PsychoNerd054/Sagas

2026-06-09T00:17:44Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Redemption Saga (13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026) */

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<ref name = note1>May need to be merged into a larger saga</ref>
<ref name = note2>May need to be broken apart into smaller sagas</ref>

==Saga Timelines==
[[User:PsychoNerd054/Timelines|CLICK HERE!!!!]]





==Flutter Saga (''Early 2022 - Present'')==
'''Flutter'''

{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#61c0ba"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:FlutterIcon.png]] [[Flutter|Flutter Saga]] [[File:FlutterIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Xela]]
*[[Waltah White]]
*[[Otaku King]]
*[[Helena Fiorenza]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Finland|Finland Trips]]
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[Xela|Baby Rumor]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record Straight]]
*[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|CVS Incident]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[Helena-Master106yay DMs]]
*[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]
|-
| colspan="3" | '''Coinciding Sagas''': {{saga|jail|cn}}, {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}
|}

==Saberspark/KP Saga (''1 May 2025 - Present'')==
'''Saberspark''' 
'''KP'''
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#F5761A"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Saberspark|Saberspark Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Saberspark]]
*[[ILoveKPALot]]
|valign="top"|
|valign="top"|
*[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations|Response to Sex Assault Allegations]]
*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
|-
|}

==Light Powered Saga (''1 January 2024 - Present'')==
'''Light Powered''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#0047ab"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="3" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Light Powered Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Emgo316]]
*[[Jcc2224]]
*[[Original Autobots]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Figurine Reviews]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged‎|Merged Figures]]
*[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers]]
*[[Punicrackder-V Outtakes|ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM!]]
|-
|}

==Mewgenics Saga (''31 July 2025 - Present'')==
'''Mewgenics''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#B22222"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Edmund McMillen|Mewgenics Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[Edmund McMillen]] • [[Tyler Glaiel]] • [[HarmonyCon Snitch]] • [[Liquid Chris]] • [[Geno Samuel]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|The Collaboration:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
*[[Mewgenics|Giveaway]]a
*[[Mewgenics|Comic]]
|valign="top"|
*[[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Freakout]]
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

|-
|}

==Redemption Saga (''13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026'')==
'''Redemption''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#D4AA04"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Redemption Arc|Redemption Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[HarmonyCon Snitch]] • [[God]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|HarmonyCon:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Business card#2020s|Business cards]]
*[[HarmonyCon|Freakout]]
|valign="top"|
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

|-
|}

|-
|}
{{References}}
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User:PsychoNerd054/Sagas

2026-06-08T23:28:37Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Redemption Saga (13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026) */

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<ref name = note1>May need to be merged into a larger saga</ref>
<ref name = note2>May need to be broken apart into smaller sagas</ref>

==Saga Timelines==
[[User:PsychoNerd054/Timelines|CLICK HERE!!!!]]





==Flutter Saga (''Early 2022 - Present'')==
'''Flutter'''

{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#61c0ba"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:FlutterIcon.png]] [[Flutter|Flutter Saga]] [[File:FlutterIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Xela]]
*[[Waltah White]]
*[[Otaku King]]
*[[Helena Fiorenza]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Finland|Finland Trips]]
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[Xela|Baby Rumor]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record Straight]]
*[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|CVS Incident]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[Helena-Master106yay DMs]]
*[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]
|-
| colspan="3" | '''Coinciding Sagas''': {{saga|jail|cn}}, {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}
|}

==Saberspark/KP Saga (''1 May 2025 - Present'')==
'''Saberspark''' 
'''KP'''
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#F5761A"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Saberspark|Saberspark Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Saberspark]]
*[[ILoveKPALot]]
|valign="top"|
|valign="top"|
*[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations|Response to Sex Assault Allegations]]
*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
|-
|}

==Light Powered Saga (''1 January 2024 - Present'')==
'''Light Powered''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#0047ab"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="3" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Light Powered Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Emgo316]]
*[[Jcc2224]]
*[[Original Autobots]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Figurine Reviews]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged‎|Merged Figures]]
*[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers]]
*[[Punicrackder-V Outtakes|ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM!]]
|-
|}

==Mewgenics Saga (''31 July 2025 - Present'')==
'''Mewgenics''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#B22222"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Edmund McMillen|Mewgenics Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[Edmund McMillen]] • [[Tyler Glaiel]] • [[HarmonyCon Snitch]] • [[Liquid Chris]] • [[Geno Samuel]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|The Collaboration:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
*[[Mewgenics|Giveaway]]a
*[[Mewgenics|Comic]]
|valign="top"|
*[[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Freakout]]
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

|-
|}

==Redemption Saga (''13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026'')==
'''Redemption''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#D4AA04"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Redemption Arc|Redemption Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[HarmonyCon Snitch]] • [[God]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|HarmonyCon:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[HarmonyCon|Freakout]]
|valign="top"|
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

|-
|}

|-
|}
{{References}}
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User:PsychoNerd054/Sagas

2026-06-08T23:27:31Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Mewgenics Saga (31 July 2025 - Present) */

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<ref name = note1>May need to be merged into a larger saga</ref>
<ref name = note2>May need to be broken apart into smaller sagas</ref>

==Saga Timelines==
[[User:PsychoNerd054/Timelines|CLICK HERE!!!!]]





==Flutter Saga (''Early 2022 - Present'')==
'''Flutter'''

{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#61c0ba"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:FlutterIcon.png]] [[Flutter|Flutter Saga]] [[File:FlutterIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Xela]]
*[[Waltah White]]
*[[Otaku King]]
*[[Helena Fiorenza]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Finland|Finland Trips]]
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[Xela|Baby Rumor]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record Straight]]
*[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|CVS Incident]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[Helena-Master106yay DMs]]
*[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]
|-
| colspan="3" | '''Coinciding Sagas''': {{saga|jail|cn}}, {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}
|}

==Saberspark/KP Saga (''1 May 2025 - Present'')==
'''Saberspark''' 
'''KP'''
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#F5761A"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Saberspark|Saberspark Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Saberspark]]
*[[ILoveKPALot]]
|valign="top"|
|valign="top"|
*[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations|Response to Sex Assault Allegations]]
*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
|-
|}

==Light Powered Saga (''1 January 2024 - Present'')==
'''Light Powered''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#0047ab"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="3" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Light Powered Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Emgo316]]
*[[Jcc2224]]
*[[Original Autobots]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Figurine Reviews]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged‎|Merged Figures]]
*[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers]]
*[[Punicrackder-V Outtakes|ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM!]]
|-
|}

==Mewgenics Saga (''31 July 2025 - Present'')==
'''Mewgenics''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#B22222"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Edmund McMillen|Mewgenics Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[Edmund McMillen]] • [[Tyler Glaiel]] • [[HarmonyCon Snitch]] • [[Liquid Chris]] • [[Geno Samuel]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|The Collaboration:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
*[[Mewgenics|Giveaway]]a
*[[Mewgenics|Comic]]
|valign="top"|
*[[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Freakout]]
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

|-
|}

==Redemption Saga (''13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026'')==
'''Redemption''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#D4AA04"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Redemption Arc|Redemption Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[HarmonyCon Snitch]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|HarmonyCon:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[HarmonyCon|Freakout]]
|valign="top"|
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

|-
|}

|-
|}
{{References}}
{{EndTab}}

Template:IvySaga

2026-05-25T03:02:32Z

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{| id="toc" width="50%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#5abd96"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="3" | '''[[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy|Ivy Saga]] [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]
*[[Ivy O'Neil]]
*[[Vanessa Hudgens]]
*[[Bob Chandler]]
*[[Barbara Chandler]]
*[[Rocky Shoemaker]]
*[[Clyde Cash]]
*[[Layla]]
*[[Crass and Champ]]
*[[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|Rachel]]
*[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|Flora]]
*[[Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction|Julia]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Ivy Q&A]]
*[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]
*[[Sonichu Special 1]]
*[[Wedding Comic]]
*[[Giant Penis Comic]]
|valign="top"|
*[[CWC's Message for Ivy]]
*[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]
*[[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!!!]]
*[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out For a Hero]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction|Julia's audio message]]

|-
| colspan = "3"|'''Coinciding Sagas:''' {{saga|vanessa|cn}}, {{saga|clyde|cn}}
|-

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DRWolf

2026-05-24T14:35:27Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{quote|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating [[Money|hundreds of dollars]] back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his @[[Patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖
⚡️💙⚡️|Chris complaining in a [[May 2026]] tweet<ref name=attentionseek>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref>}}
{{infobox Person
| title = Dr. Wolf
| image = Dr Wolf irl.PNG|250px
|aliases = DRWolf001
|gender = Male
|nationality = American
|race = White
|occupation = Accountant (IRL) MLP Analyst Psychiatrist (unlicensed)
|saga = {{saga|tf2|cn}}
}}
'''DRWolf''', or '''Dr. Wolf''', is a [[YouTube|YouTuber]] who reviews and analyzes episodes of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''. He caught the attention of the [[Brony]] fandom in 2013 when his analysis videos were met with positive reception. He began creating ''A Moment With DRWolf'', which were videos of his fursona giving therapy sessions to other characters. He has grown in the Brony community and is well known by many fans, including [[Chris]]. To Chris's dismay, DRWolf has not responded to him.

==Chris and DRWolf==
[[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris complaining in [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]], published [[May 2026]], about DRWolf not responding to him.]]
Chris did not seem to know of DRWolf until mid-2018, when the latter vlogged his experience at [[BronyCon]] 2018 (which took place in July) and there was a cameo of CWC in the background. Chris began pledging to DRWolf on [[Patreon]] in August 2018.

In [[October 2018]], a UK release of a ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'' DVD had an image of DRWolf included on the back, as a mistake. EquestriaDaily posted on Twitter about it, prompting Chris to reply: "It’s Official: all MLP OCs are Canon! 😊"

On 16 [[February 2019]], Chris uploaded ''[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]''. In a Lego video mimicking Dr. Wolf's ''Moment With'' format, Wolf (voiced by Chris) talks to Chris regarding the recent [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|blocks on Twitter]]. Instead of conveying constructive advice, Chris uses the "therapy session" as a coping strategy to shift any blame away from himself.

In [[January 2020]], Chris considered spending $105 to purchase a Meet & Greet session with DrWolf and SilverQuill at [[BABScon]] (the convention would be cancelled due to [[COVID-19]]).<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2020)#Considering Buying Meet & Greet]]</ref>

In [[March 2021]], Chris tweeted about his plans to make a [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]] based on a series of ''My Little Pony''-themed videos that DRWolf made entitled "Workaholics." [[Chris and work|Ironically enough]], Chris would soon seemingly abandon these plans after only drawing a handful of panels for the short-lived comic.

In [[May 2026]], Chris complained both in the [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]] video and in a tweet promoting it that DRWolf had not responded to him, despite paying hundreds to his [[Patreon]] years beforehand, and attempted to pressure DRWolf into acknowledging him.<ref name=attentionseek></ref>

==Dr. Wolf in the comic==
In [[January 2019]], upset that people on Twitter were blocking him, Chris drew up a [[Twitter Blocks Comic|comic featuring Dr. Wolf]]. In the comic, Magi-chan and Dr. Wolf have a long text-wall conversation about how getting blocked on Twitter is hurting Chris, that he is getting harassed by being blocked, that people shouldn't ignore him, and that creators need to reconnect with their OCs. Chris-chan Sonichu mind-links with Magi-chan and he tells her to get tea for him. The third panel implies that the aforementioned Lego video is a follow-up to this comic.

Dr. Wolf and his real-life counterpart would later appear as cameos for [[Sonichu 14]], demonstrating the effect of the [[Dimensional Merge]].

<gallery>
File:VariousBronyConArt2.jpg|In [[BronyCon 2018 gift comics]]
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraftP1.jpg|In [[Twitter Blocks Comic]]
SchuBlockedbyBroniesP2draft.jpeg
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraftP3.jpeg
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraft4.jpeg
MergeComic4.jpg|In ''[[Sonichu 14]]''
</gallery>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:DRWolfLEGO.jpg|Chris' custom Lego minifig
File:Dr wolf mlp.png|MLP Fursona.
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]
{{References}}
{{SoftExileSaga}}
{{MLP}}
{{People}}
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[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

Template:Chris and text

2026-05-12T15:11:09Z

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'''Body''': [[Chris and drugs|Drugs]] • [[Chris and fashion|Fashion]] • [[Chris and gender|Gender]] • [[Chris and health|Health]] • [[Chris and nutrition|Nutrition]] • [[Chris and sex|Sex]]

'''Psyche''': [[Chris and coping|Coping]] • [[Chris and manipulation|Manipulation]] • [[Chris and mental healthcare|Mental healthcare]] • [[Chris and nostalgia|Nostalgia]] • [[Chris and reality|Reality]]

'''Personality''': [[Chris and anger|Anger]] • [[Chris and his ego|Ego]] • [[Chris and hypocrisy|Hypocrisy]] • [[Chris and introspection|Introspection]] • [[Chris and kindness|Kindness]] • [[Chris and morality|Morality]] • [[Chris and negligence|Negligence]] • [[Chris and his personality|Personality]] • [[Chris and remorse|Remorse]] • [[Chris and stress|Stress]]

'''Expression''': [[Chris and art|Art]] • [[Chris and censorship|Censorship]] • [[Chris and English|English]] • [[Chris and language|Language]] • [[Chris and livestreaming|Livestreaming]] • [[Chris and music|Music]] • [[Chris and oratory|Oratory]] • [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] • [[Chris and writing|Writing]]

'''Society''': [[Chris and animals|Animals]] • [[Chris and contests|Contests]] • [[Chris and death|Death]] • [[Chris and the law|The Law]] • [[Chris and politics|Politics]] • [[Chris and pornography|Pornography]] • [[Chris and race|Race]] • [[Chris and reading|Reading]] • [[Chris and religion|Religion]] • [[Chris and sexuality|Sexuality]] • [[Chris and socialization|Socialization]] • [[Chris and sports|Sports]]

'''Business''': [[Chris and brand loyalty|Brand loyalty]] • [[Chris and business|Business]] • [[Chris and copyright|Copyright]] • [[Chris and money|Money]] • [[Chris and negotiation|Negotiation]] • [[Chris and work|Work]]

'''Technology''': [[Chris and Artificial Intelligence|AI]] • [[Chris and cameras|Cameras]] • [[Chris and electronics|Electronics]] • [[Chris and the Internet|The Internet]] • [[Chris and science|Science]] • [[Chris and television|Television]] • [[Chris and video games|Video Games]]

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Chris and Livestreaming

2026-05-12T15:10:29Z

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Chris and livestreaming

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'''Livestreaming''' is the streaming of video or audio in real time or near real time. Since [[2016]] Chris has been livestreaming, poorly. Chris's livestreams are plagued with [[Electronics|technical problems]], [[Speech impediment|mumbling]], and dead-air.

==Pre-Jail==
[[File:Chandlers.Png|thumb|right|300px]]
{{stub}}

==Post-Jail==
[[File:Chris in October 2023.jpg|thumb|right|300px]]

After his release from [[jail]] Chris began streaming on [[YouTube]], streaming for the first 6 months after his return and more sporadically afterwards. Most of Chris's streams post jail consist of him playing with [[toys]], [[drawing]], or [[gaming]], while messages from [[weens]] play in the background.

Chris's first few streams received a flood of super chats from weens, generating thousands of dollars. The speed at which the super chats came in resulted in Chris frequently losing his train of thought and being unable to answer many of the questions he was asked.

Notably Chris's post-jail streams contain a more elaborate explanation of the events that lead to his [[Incest Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] in [[2021]]. In prerecorded videos like [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]] and [[The Chris Chan Interview]] Chris pins the blame for his arrest on [[Bella]] and states that he was proven innocent in a court of law. In Chris's livestreams he claims that he did not have sex with Barb but accessed memories from [[Dimensions#Shattered_Glass_Dimension|the Shattered Glass Dimension]] where his self-counterpart did have sex with Barb, implying he remembers having sex with Barb. He also claims that he knew that Bella would betray him, and played along with her so that he could be sent to jail in Virginia rather than Washington and so he could avoid meeting Sockness at [[Everfree Northwest]].<ref>[[November_2023_livestreams#Simple_Existential_Q&A|10 November livestream]]</ref><ref>[[December_2023_livestreams#Over_the_shoulder_colouring_stream|22 December livestream]]</ref>

==References==
<references/>

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Chris and livestreaming

2026-05-12T15:10:15Z

PsychoNerd054:

Passive observers

2026-05-10T00:35:00Z

PsychoNerd054:

When people first hear of [[Chris]], they may become interested or fascinated. While some will degenerate into [[White-Knighting|white knights]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], [[enablers]], [[Weening|weens]] or [[carpetbaggers]], there are those who choose to keep their distance from Chris and don't want to be a [[Weening#Arguments_against_weening|negative influence]] on him. These select people are what we call '''passive observers'''. They <s>enjoy</s> observe Chris's antics from the delightful view of the moral high-ground while not directly interfering with his life, and recognise that Chris really needs help from the people around him and trained professionals, not random people on the internet.

==The CWCki as passive observers==
Some passive observers decide to record the more interesting and comedic events of Chris's life. On the [[CWCki]], avoiding direct contact with Chris is essential — along with trying to remain as neutral and unbiased as possible — but a little ribbing is okay, so long as it doesn't [[Unholy Quintet|go too far]]. The CWCki's wealth of information over the years has been gained from Chris's inability to keep information to himself - his incredible [[Honest Content|honesty]] has made sure we know everything we [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|need to know]] without having to befriend him.

Open-ended questions have also been a good way to get information in the past, as we've discovered from the [[Mailbag]]s, and details of how to ask Chris a good question are provided [[Passive_observers#Q&A Advisory Guidelines|below]]. Chris tends to interpret yes-or-no questions without subtext; for example, one person asked him if he listens to music while working on the comic, and he simply replied "yes". He missed that there may have been subtext (what kind of music, does it help/distract you, has it ever provided inspiration, etc.), and didn't provide much information. However, he has a tendency to be incredibly [[Honest Content|candid]] when asked an open-ended question.

==Criteria==
Passive observers are very strongly discouraged from doing the following:

* Attempting to contact Chris — Do not directly message Chris on any of the social platforms he is on. If Chris tries to contact you or mentions you in a comment, just ignore him.
* [[White-Knighting|Defending]] Chris — Chris is by no means innocent, and he is beyond help from people who aren't professionals, which you most likely aren't.
* Expressing [[A-Logging|hatred]] for Chris and over-exaggerating his flaws — For the simple reason that [[Weening#If_you_fail_hard_enough,_you_will_become_a_target_for_trolls_yourself|this makes you no better than Chris]]. If you really hate whatever Chris is doing, you don’t need to threaten or otherwise get actively involved with him over it.
* [[Enablers|Encouraging Chris’ bad habits]] — Playing along with his lifestyle is a very bad idea, as it only gives him more of a reason to remain as childish as ever.
* [[Weening|Attempting to troll or annoy Chris]] — This is not only is most likely to fail, it's also fruitless and often comes back to bite you in the ass.
* [[Carpetbaggers|Attempting to profit off of Chris's fame]] - Often times, those that do this, usually big names, get in a heap of trouble for exploiting Chris's infamy.

However, if you become aware that Chris is committing a very serious violation (such as [[Affair with Mother|fucking his own mother]]), it is best to report it to the proper channels immediately.<ref group = note>See [[Isabella Loretta Janke]].</ref>

==Why passive observation works==

===You don't have to risk becoming an easy target===
Kiwi Farms is the internet equivalent of Roanapur from ''{{w|Black Lagoon}}'': a seedy, shady underworld that's dominated by thugs, gangsters and mafiosi and "governed" by leaders of various major organized crime groups, and any outsiders that try to meddle in their affairs are met with vicious retaliation by the inhabitants. Much like Roanapur, Kiwi Farms is a seedy, shady website that's dominated and ruled by the [[trolls]], and any outsiders that try to meddle in their affairs are met with vicious retaliation by the inhabitants. This includes getting involved with lolcows that they're documenting, such as Chris. Trying to get into contact with Chris for one's own ends is the equivalent of an outsider stepping into Roanapur unprepared: you're going to get viciously targeted. As such it is best to not try to interact with Chris in any way shape or form unless you wanna risk being a possible target for the trolls themselves.

===Concerns with privacy===
In the post-[[Idea Guys]] era, users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have made it a habit to dox people who tried to contact Chris with the express purpose of getting directly involved in his life for their own ends as a deterrent.

===Prevention of further degrading a mentally ill man's sense of reality===
Even by the time he was discovered by SomethingAwful and [[4chan]] in October 2007, his grip on reality was already weak, such as his belief he can [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha|curse]] people who have inconvenienced him. [[Marvin]] (a former [[Miscreant]]) later [[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Subverted White Knights|confided]] that his group regularly interfered with any attempts to help Chris by deleting emails before Chris could read them or by [[Manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to believing the [[white knights]] were leaking information. This did no favors to a man with an already weak grip on reality and virtually nonexistent social skills, and the Miscreants only ended their Truman Show engineering over him once his dad died. By that point, the damage had been done from what they did to Chris left him with lingering suspicion and paranoia as to the motives of others, and he has occasionally posted on social media channels about how he suspects people offline of being trolls, albeit without any real evidence. Following the death of [[Bob Chandler|his father]] in September 2011, Chris's mental state has taken a freefall, as he was immediately thrust into the world of adult responsibilities that he was mentally and emotionally ill-equipped to deal with due to a lifetime of being coddled by [[Borb|his parents]] and thus increasingly invested into magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by [[reality]]. His increasingly deteriorating mental state has resulted in numerous [[Chris and coping|maladaptive coping mechanisms]] such as {{w|escapism}} ([[Astral projection]], the [[Dimensional Merge]]), {{w|Rationalization (psychology)|rationalization}} ("I can't go to BABScon because of [[COVID-19]], so it must be a part of the merge!"), [[Nostalgia]] (trying to relive his [[Manchester High School|high school days]]), {{w|dissociation}} and {{w|Safety behaviors (anxiety)|safety behaviors}} ([[Spirit possession]]), and {{w|sensitization}} (i.e. flipping out over blocks on [[Twitter]], resulting in the [[Soft Exile]]). By the time of the [[Idea Guys]] in 2017, Chris's mental state has deteriorated so badly that he was [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing with Magi-Chan]] at [[BronyCon]] 2017, just a month prior to his interaction with them. After the Idea Guys were ousted by the [[Guard Dogs]], the damage had been done, as they have devolved Chris's mental state into a too far gone state that he has chose to completely alienate himself from his [[Pokémon League friends|remaining real-life friends]] in favor of his [[imaginary friends]] and internet [[enablers]]. With Chris being blacklisted by virtually every convention (one of the last vestiges of real-life socialization for him) due to his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] in July-August 2021, Chris has made himself into a pariah. Trying to further degrade his already horrid mental state is the equivalent of kicking down a weak guy who cannot defend himself at all. It's borderline [[A-logging]] at this point.

==See also==
* [[Unholy Quintet]] - How not to observe Chris.

{{Notes}}
[[Category:People]]

Passive observers

2026-05-10T00:34:10Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Criteria */

When people first hear of [[Chris]], they may become interested or fascinated. While some will degenerate into [[White-Knighting|white knights]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], [[enablers]], [[Weening|weens]] or [[carpetbaggers]], there are those who choose to keep their distance from Chris and don't want to be a [[Weening#Arguments_against_weening|negative influence]] on him. These select people are what we call '''passive observers'''. They <s>enjoy</s> observe Chris's antics from the delightful view of the moral high-ground while not directly interfering with his life, and recognise that Chris really needs help from the people around him and trained professionals, not random people on the internet.

==The CWCki as passive observers==
Some passive observers decide to record the more interesting and comedic events of Chris's life. On the [[CWCki]], avoiding direct contact with Chris is essential — along with trying to remain as neutral and unbiased as possible — but a little ribbing is okay, so long as it doesn't [[Unholy Quintet|go too far]]. The CWCki's wealth of information over the years has been gained from Chris's inability to keep information to himself - his incredible [[Honest Content|honesty]] has made sure we know everything we [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|need to know]] without having to befriend him.

Open-ended questions have also been a good way to get information in the past, as we've discovered from the [[Mailbag]]s, and details of how to ask Chris a good question are provided [[Passive_observers#Q&A Advisory Guidelines|below]]. Chris tends to interpret yes-or-no questions without subtext; for example, one person asked him if he listens to music while working on the comic, and he simply replied "yes". He missed that there may have been subtext (what kind of music, does it help/distract you, has it ever provided inspiration, etc.), and didn't provide much information. However, he has a tendency to be incredibly [[Honest Content|candid]] when asked an open-ended question.

==Criteria==
Passive observers are very strongly discouraged from doing the following:

* Attempting to contact Chris — Do not directly message Chris on any of the social platforms he is on. If Chris tries to contact you or mentions you in a comment, just ignore him.
* [[White-Knighting|Defending]] Chris — Chris is by no means innocent, and he is beyond help from people who aren't professionals, which you most likely aren't.
* Expressing [[A-Logging|hatred]] for Chris and over-exaggerating his flaws — For the simple reason that [[Weening#If_you_fail_hard_enough,_you_will_become_a_target_for_trolls_yourself|this makes you no better than Chris]]. If you really hate whatever Chris is doing, you don’t need to threaten or otherwise get actively involved with him over it.
* [[Enablers|Encouraging Chris’ bad habits]] — Playing along with his lifestyle is a very bad idea, as it only gives him more of a reason to remain as childish as ever.
* [[Weening|Attempting to troll or annoy Chris]] — This is not only is most likely to fail, it's also fruitless and often comes back to bite you in the ass.
* [[Carpetbaggers|Attempting to profit off of Chris's fame]] - Often times, those that do this, usually big names, get in a heap of trouble for exploiting Chris's infamy.

However, if you become aware that Chris is committing a very serious violation (such as [[Affair with Mother|fucking his own mother]]), it is best to report it to the proper channels immediately.

==Why passive observation works==

===You don't have to risk becoming an easy target===
Kiwi Farms is the internet equivalent of Roanapur from ''{{w|Black Lagoon}}'': a seedy, shady underworld that's dominated by thugs, gangsters and mafiosi and "governed" by leaders of various major organized crime groups, and any outsiders that try to meddle in their affairs are met with vicious retaliation by the inhabitants. Much like Roanapur, Kiwi Farms is a seedy, shady website that's dominated and ruled by the [[trolls]], and any outsiders that try to meddle in their affairs are met with vicious retaliation by the inhabitants. This includes getting involved with lolcows that they're documenting, such as Chris. Trying to get into contact with Chris for one's own ends is the equivalent of an outsider stepping into Roanapur unprepared: you're going to get viciously targeted. As such it is best to not try to interact with Chris in any way shape or form unless you wanna risk being a possible target for the trolls themselves.

===Concerns with privacy===
In the post-[[Idea Guys]] era, users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have made it a habit to dox people who tried to contact Chris with the express purpose of getting directly involved in his life for their own ends as a deterrent.

===Prevention of further degrading a mentally ill man's sense of reality===
Even by the time he was discovered by SomethingAwful and [[4chan]] in October 2007, his grip on reality was already weak, such as his belief he can [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha|curse]] people who have inconvenienced him. [[Marvin]] (a former [[Miscreant]]) later [[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Subverted White Knights|confided]] that his group regularly interfered with any attempts to help Chris by deleting emails before Chris could read them or by [[Manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to believing the [[white knights]] were leaking information. This did no favors to a man with an already weak grip on reality and virtually nonexistent social skills, and the Miscreants only ended their Truman Show engineering over him once his dad died. By that point, the damage had been done from what they did to Chris left him with lingering suspicion and paranoia as to the motives of others, and he has occasionally posted on social media channels about how he suspects people offline of being trolls, albeit without any real evidence. Following the death of [[Bob Chandler|his father]] in September 2011, Chris's mental state has taken a freefall, as he was immediately thrust into the world of adult responsibilities that he was mentally and emotionally ill-equipped to deal with due to a lifetime of being coddled by [[Borb|his parents]] and thus increasingly invested into magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by [[reality]]. His increasingly deteriorating mental state has resulted in numerous [[Chris and coping|maladaptive coping mechanisms]] such as {{w|escapism}} ([[Astral projection]], the [[Dimensional Merge]]), {{w|Rationalization (psychology)|rationalization}} ("I can't go to BABScon because of [[COVID-19]], so it must be a part of the merge!"), [[Nostalgia]] (trying to relive his [[Manchester High School|high school days]]), {{w|dissociation}} and {{w|Safety behaviors (anxiety)|safety behaviors}} ([[Spirit possession]]), and {{w|sensitization}} (i.e. flipping out over blocks on [[Twitter]], resulting in the [[Soft Exile]]). By the time of the [[Idea Guys]] in 2017, Chris's mental state has deteriorated so badly that he was [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing with Magi-Chan]] at [[BronyCon]] 2017, just a month prior to his interaction with them. After the Idea Guys were ousted by the [[Guard Dogs]], the damage had been done, as they have devolved Chris's mental state into a too far gone state that he has chose to completely alienate himself from his [[Pokémon League friends|remaining real-life friends]] in favor of his [[imaginary friends]] and internet [[enablers]]. With Chris being blacklisted by virtually every convention (one of the last vestiges of real-life socialization for him) due to his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] in July-August 2021, Chris has made himself into a pariah. Trying to further degrade his already horrid mental state is the equivalent of kicking down a weak guy who cannot defend himself at all. It's borderline [[A-logging]] at this point.

==See also==
* [[Unholy Quintet]] - How not to observe Chris.

[[Category:People]]

Chris and morality

2026-05-05T23:27:37Z

PsychoNerd054:

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'''Morality''' is a means by which to distinguish right from wrong. While some things are generally agreed to be positive or negative, it can often vary by entire cultures, religions or individual people. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is no exception to the latter rule and his take on morality is rather noteworthy, to say the least.

Because he is very simple-minded and egocentric, Chris has a tendency to react negatively to a perceived wrongdoing and believes everything he does in response constitutes doing the right thing, without regard for potential consequences or even if others try to inform him that his actions are demonstrably immoral behavior. Suffice it to say, his moral compass is one of various reasons why Chris propelled himself to infamy.

==Understanding of morality==

Like his beliefs on [[Chris and religion|religion]] and [[Chris and gender|gender]], Chris's stance on morality is difficult to interpret. Chris often claims that he is a kind, good-natured, saintly person that doesn't deserve scorn. While he is known to engage in bizarre and morally questionable actions from time to time, he does (at a bare minimum) acknowledge that ideas of right and wrong (as well as punishment) ''exist'', even if he doesn't get the benefit from them that he often expects. It's conceivable that a mix of his condition, coddling from parents and educators and media exposure led to Chris developing a skewed sense of morality that serves primarily himself more than others.

Given his obsessions with fictional media, [[Borb|and what we know about his formative years]], it's very likely that Chris learned much of his ideals and how to act towards others from [[Chris and television|watching television as a child]] (note that Chris once stated on a school assignment that he considers TV an effective part of child-rearing<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks#Chapter 1 study guide]]</ref>). Among 80's cartoons like ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''The Smurfs'', he has specifically cited ''[[Care Bears]]''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 30]]</ref> <ref>[[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris leaves over a claim of homosexuality]]</ref> and '''especially''' ''[[The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]'' (his first role model before ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>) as influences.

As such, Chris appears to see the world as though it was a cartoon show with himself as the protagonist and others as villains, operating on very simplistic black-and-white morality in doing so. It is very possible that, as a result of his [[autism]] (and generally poor upbringing), he takes the morality he sees in fiction literally and that he genuinely cannot wrap his head around "grey areas" because they would be too complex for his childlike brain to process. It's also likely that, given Chris has openly admitted to thinking fictional characters are real and live in a separate realm (a la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'')<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>, he views cartoons as inherently realistic and educational rather than often exaggerated media made to entertain audiences and/or sell merchandise. Despite this, Chris has consistently failed to take any life lessons and morals from children's media to heart, and it particularly manifests in the form of [[Chris and hypocrisy|neglecting to practice what he preaches]].

==Virtues he fails (or failed) at==

===Empathy===

Chris has a very warped understanding of empathy. This could be attributed to his autism, as autistic people generally have difficulty empathizing with others, although Chris's case has much more to do with his upbringing.

His dubious (if virtually nonexistent) ability to empathize has also led him to denounce most anyone with whom he had a conflict as [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|mean, heartless]] or even [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|flat out villainous]], irrespective of all evidence pointing towards responsibility for turmoil falling on him. Despite fervently chiding them for allegedly lacking a heart, he often neglects to take ''their'' thoughts and feelings into consideration [[Chris and hypocrisy|himself]], preferring to instead jump to conclusions just because they happen to deviate from his extremely simplistic ideals (not to mention deny him what he feels entitled to have).

A perfectly good example of his failure at empathy comes from his edit war with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Because Chris took umbrage at the website's unflattering descriptions of himself and it containing Rule 34 art he despised, he drew and uploaded [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|a scandalous pornographic image]] of his self-insert with then gal pal [[Megan Schroeder]] (who he repeatedly tried to turn into a sweetheart against her wishes), all in a foolish bid to counteract the site's negativity and get them to leave him alone. She eventually discovered the drawing and was understandably revolted by it, promptly chastising Chris for "degrading" and "demeaning" her<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG]]</ref>, to which Chris initially assumed her reaction was from lack of exposure to sexual imagery (rather than the fact that she was nonconsensually depicted in an X-rated scenario). To make matters worse, he admitted that releasing his feelings in the form of a drawing prevented him from becoming "an abusive maniac" and outright told Megan that [[Chris and his ego|he was suffering more than she did]] simply because ED mocked him relentlessly<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref>. After a while, this ultimately led to Megan cutting ties with Chris permanently.

===Honesty===
:''Main articles: [[Honest Content]] and [[List of Chris's lies]]''

Possibly influenced by The American Rabbit, Chris has been known to self-profess that he is [[True and Honest]]. How Chris goes about honesty is nowhere near the positive virtue he apparently sees it as.

For one thing, Chris has been known to be too honest for his own good, particularly lacking a social filter whilst divulging information to trolls. Among various things, Chris revealed that he [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|has incontinence issues]], [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor|drank soda mixed with]] [[Semen|Navy]], wore a [[muscle bra]], [[Tour of Chris's House|lived in a poorly-maintained house]] and so forth. On top of that, Chris continued to be "true and honest" despite that this habit always worked to his detriment, with [[trolls]] using this newfound information as ammo to humiliate him further.

Inversely, Chris is also not above lying, omitting details and/or framing events to use his victim complex for personal gain. In fact, [[List of Chris's lies|an entire list of his numerous lies has been documented]] for anyone who might be curious. For a specific example, Chris maintaned a story that he was banned from a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] English class because [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of English|he told the professor that he was autistic]]. During a chat with [[Jackie]], he admitted to making offensive statements during a class discussion regarding one student finding a [[Homos|homosexuality]] allegory in the story ''{{w|Wednesday's Child}}''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5]]</ref>. Even with this confession, he still insisted the professor was somehow prejudiced against autistics.

===Humility===
{{Main|Chris and his ego}}

A major factor into Chris's wrongdoings is that he thinks very highly of himself, not to his benefit whatsoever. Due in no small part to [[Barbara Chandler#Pampering|parental coddling]] and various [[enablers]], Chris fervently believes that he is a benevolent human being at the mercy of [[Kick the Autistic|cruel autistic-hating people]] who do everything in their power to ruin his life for the sake of it. As a result, Chris is a narcissist to the point where he is virtually unable to acknowledge when something is his fault or if he brought something upon himself, let alone actually be remorseful for his misdeeds.

Chris has even believed that [[Conspiracy theories|various people conspired to prevent him]] from ever [[Virginia is for Virgins|finding true love]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|deprive him of a social life]], get him kicked out of [[The GAMe PLACe]] and so forth. In doing so, Chris shirks responsibility for his actions and instead vilifies whoever he has deemed a scapegoat for his latest misfortune, providing fuel for his victim complex and aspirations to defeat his imagined tormentors.

===Kindness===
{{Main|Chris and kindness}}

Chris has also shown a number of times that due to his facade of kindness to others, he can very easily be [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by other people, as he rarely questions anyone's intentions beforehand, as that would be the "unkind" thing to do. This shows that Chris seems to have a stronger appeal to just being kind to people for its own sake, rather than so that he can be more approachable.

Whoever Chris acts kindly to depends on who he would classify as [[Gal-Pals|his "friends"]] and [[Trolls|his "enemies".]] If someone gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, or he shifts the blame on someone else for his own fails, Chris will deem that someone as a troll that wants nothing more of him than to make him miserable, showing very little respect of whoever inconvenienced him. Whoever Chris doesn't classify as a troll or feels "temporarily" joined the side of the trolls are his friends. Typically, Chris will attempt to befriend internet celebrities and staff members of the media he enjoys.

===Obedience===

Like other virtues, Chris has an extensive history of failure to obey his superiors. During the early to mid-2000's, Chris roused the ire of authority figures such as [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Manajerks|retail staff]] and [[Jerkops|police officers]] for using his [[Attraction Sign]] to find a [[Sweetheart]] whilst loitering. When these attempts at soliciting a relationship invariably led to getting rebuked or punished outright, he proceeded to portray them as part of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|a villainous conspiracy]] for his self-insert and characters to defeat, whilst also disparaging police officers who wear a specific set of colors as cold-hearted fakes (and eventually denounce ''all'' police officers as evil).

Chris especially showed disobedience after getting banned from The GAMe PLACe in 2008, making foolhardy efforts to get himself unbanned (one notable incident resulting in manager Michael Snyder calling 911) despite that it was made perfectly clear he was prohibited from ever going there again. Over a year after a failed attempt at taking a photo of Snyder (purportedly to make a dartboard) led to a run-in with the law, Chris attempted to reenter the store, later claiming to have thought new ownership meant he could get his ban repealed, only to find Snyder still working there, ultimately leading to Chris and Barb committing vehicular assault and them both ending up in jail (before getting bailed out). At the trial several months later, upon being informed the plea bargain's terms included that Snyder's medical expenses were to be paid for, Chris begrudgingly agreed before openly referring to Snyder as a "thieving liar".

As for who he ''did'' obey, even that is debatable at best. In regards to his parents, Chris briefly argued with [[Bob]] while trying to convince his trolls to remove copies of the house tour, and he has criticized his father for starting arguments<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref> and "annoy(ing) (him)"<ref>[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> (which could more likely have been Chris resisting attempts at calling him out for his childish disposition) and with [[Barb]], he was conditioned to obey her whims, ending up effectively as her servant once Bob died<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Barb and Chris]]</ref>. He would even fold to her threats of suicide, such that he and Bob let her clutter up the house<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Barb's Hoarding]]</ref> and he cancelled his planned trip to [[MAGfest]]<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref>. He also considered [[Rocky Shoemaker]] to be more reliable than any qualified psychologist<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>, but even then failed to follow her advice, particularly in regards to not feeding trolls.

Interestingly, while Chris can be stubborn at the worst of times, his obedience of Barb at little to no provocation might have been the genesis of his tendency to [[Chris and manipulation|follow the instruction of trolls without a second thought]], thinking only of potential benefit he thinks he could get from it. For the longest time up until he got released from jail, Chris failed to learn that his unquestioning obedience of others could have consequences, by now ending up more paranoid and making efforts to be reclusive (albeit [[Sightings#Post-Jail|nigh-unable to avoid being sighted in public]]).

===Remorse===
{{Main|Chris and remorse}}

===Respect===

===Self-control===

==Morality in Sonichu==

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Chris and hypocrisy]]
* [[Chris and his personality]]
* [[Chris and introspection]]

{{Chris and}}

Chando Sings!

2026-04-30T20:34:28Z

PsychoNerd054:

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"'''Chando Sings!'''" is the name of a 23 second video posted to [[YouTube]] on 13 [[September 2008]] by a [[troll]] named [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA-ZjdmL80KqTtOTzaMKzJQ ProjectEmergence].

The short video features a still image of Chris's webcam on [[Skype]] from the same day, with an amateur audio recording of Chris singing a "love song" (which the description seemingly implies is directed towards [[Sarah Jackson]]). The screenshot and audio are likely from Chris's first [[Skype]] call with [[Blanca]], which took place on the same day.<ref>[[Blanca Emails, September 2008#Chris suspects Blanca's identity]]</ref> After their call, Chris was now convinced that she was real (seemingly only after hearing her "sweet, nice voice") and he soon made [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008|a video about it]].

For unclear reasons, Chris's [[CChan6789]] account is subscribed to the poster's channel, which has only three other videos on it.

==Video==
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===Description===
{{quoteboxred|A love song for his sweetie from "Alabama".}}

===Transcript===
{{transcript}}

{{references}}
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Chris and morality

2026-04-30T20:31:30Z

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'''Morality''' is a means by which to distinguish right from wrong. While some things are generally agreed to be positive or negative, it can often vary by entire cultures, religions or individual people. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is no exception to the latter rule and his take on morality is rather noteworthy, to say the least.

Because he is very simple-minded and egocentric, Chris has a tendency to react negatively to a perceived wrongdoing and believes everything he does in response constitutes doing the right thing, without regard for potential consequences or even if others try to inform him that his actions are demonstrably immoral behavior. Suffice it to say, his moral compass is one of various reasons why Chris propelled himself to infamy.

==Understanding of morality==

Like his beliefs on [[Chris and religion|religion]] and [[Chris and gender|gender]], Chris's stance on morality is difficult to interpret. Chris often claims that he is a kind, good-natured, saintly person that doesn't deserve scorn. While he is known to engage in bizarre and morally questionable actions from time to time, he does (at a bare minimum) acknowledge that ideas of right and wrong (as well as punishment) ''exist'', even if he doesn't get the benefit from them that he often expects. It's conceivable that a mix of his condition, coddling from parents and educators and media exposure led to Chris developing a skewed sense of morality that serves primarily himself more than others.

Given his obsessions with fictional media, [[Borb|and what we know about his formative years]], it's very likely that Chris learned much of his ideals and how to act towards others from [[Chris and television|watching television as a child]] (note that Chris once stated on a school assignment that he considers TV an effective part of child-rearing<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks#Chapter 1 study guide]]</ref>). Among 80's cartoons like ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''The Smurfs'', he has specifically cited ''[[Care Bears]]''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 30]]</ref> <ref>[[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris leaves over a claim of homosexuality]]</ref> and '''especially''' ''[[The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]'' (his first role model before ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>) as influences.

As such, Chris appears to see the world as though it was a cartoon show with himself as the protagonist and others as villains, operating on very simplistic black-and-white morality in doing so. It is very possible that, as a result of his [[autism]] (and generally poor upbringing), he takes the morality he sees in fiction literally and that he genuinely cannot wrap his head around "grey areas" because they would be too complex for his childlike brain to process. It's also likely that, given Chris has openly admitted to thinking fictional characters are real and live in a separate realm (a la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}''), he views cartoons as inherently realistic and educational rather than often exaggerated media made to entertain audiences and/or sell merchandise. Despite this, Chris has consistently failed to take any life lessons and morals from children's media to heart, and it particularly manifests in the form of [[Chris and hypocrisy|neglecting to practice what he preaches]].

==Virtues he fails (or failed) at==

===Empathy===

Chris has a very warped understanding of empathy. This could be attributed to his autism, as autistic people generally have difficulty empathizing with others, although Chris's case has much more to do with his upbringing.

His dubious (if virtually nonexistent) ability to empathize has also led him to denounce most anyone with whom he had a conflict as [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|mean, heartless]] or even [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|flat out villainous]], irrespective of all evidence pointing towards responsibility for turmoil falling on him. Despite fervently chiding them for allegedly lacking a heart, he often neglects to take ''their'' thoughts and feelings into consideration [[Chris and hypocrisy|himself]], preferring to instead jump to conclusions just because they happen to deviate from his extremely simplistic ideals (not to mention deny him what he feels entitled to have).

A perfectly good example of his failure at empathy comes from his edit war with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Because Chris took umbrage at the website's unflattering descriptions of himself and it containing Rule 34 art he despised, he drew and uploaded [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|a scandalous pornographic image]] of his self-insert with then gal pal [[Megan Schroeder]] (who he repeatedly tried to turn into a sweetheart against her wishes), all in a foolish bid to counteract the site's negativity and get them to leave him alone. She eventually discovered the drawing and was understandably revolted by it, promptly chastising Chris for "degrading" and "demeaning" her<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG]]</ref>, to which Chris initially assumed her reaction was from lack of exposure to sexual imagery (rather than the fact that she was nonconsensually depicted in an X-rated scenario). To make matters worse, he admitted that releasing his feelings in the form of a drawing prevented him from becoming "an abusive maniac" and outright told Megan that [[Chris and his ego|he was suffering more than she did]] simply because ED mocked him relentlessly<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref>. After a while, this ultimately led to Megan cutting ties with Chris permanently.

===Honesty===
:''Main articles: [[Honest Content]] and [[List of Chris's lies]]''

Possibly influenced by The American Rabbit, Chris has been known to self-profess that he is [[True and Honest]]. How Chris goes about honesty is nowhere near the positive virtue he apparently sees it as.

For one thing, Chris has been known to be too honest for his own good, particularly lacking a social filter whilst divulging information to trolls. Among various things, Chris revealed that he [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|has incontinence issues]], [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor|drank soda mixed with]] [[Semen|Navy]], wore a [[muscle bra]], [[Tour of Chris's House|lived in a poorly-maintained house]] and so forth. On top of that, Chris continued to be "true and honest" despite that this habit always worked to his detriment, with [[trolls]] using this newfound information as ammo to humiliate him further.

Inversely, Chris is also not above lying, omitting details and/or framing events to use his victim complex for personal gain. In fact, [[List of Chris's lies|an entire list of his numerous lies has been documented]] for anyone who might be curious. For a specific example, Chris maintaned a story that he was banned from a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] English class because [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of English|he told the professor that he was autistic]]. During a chat with [[Jackie]], he admitted to making offensive statements during a class discussion regarding one student finding a [[Homos|homosexuality]] allegory in the story ''{{w|Wednesday's Child}}''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5]]</ref>. Even with this confession, he still insisted the professor was somehow prejudiced against autistics.

===Humility===

===Kindness===
{{Main|Chris and kindness}}

Chris has also shown a number of times that due to his facade of kindness to others, he can very easily be [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by other people, as he rarely questions anyone's intentions beforehand, as that would be the "unkind" thing to do. This shows that Chris seems to have a stronger appeal to just being kind to people for its own sake, rather than so that he can be more approachable.

Whoever Chris acts kindly to depends on who he would classify as [[Gal-Pals|his "friends"]] and [[Trolls|his "enemies".]] If someone gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, or he shifts the blame on someone else for his own fails, Chris will deem that someone as a troll that wants nothing more of him than to make him miserable, showing very little respect of whoever inconvenienced him. Whoever Chris doesn't classify as a troll or feels "temporarily" joined the side of the trolls are his friends. Typically, Chris will attempt to befriend internet celebrities and staff members of the media he enjoys.

===Obedience===

===Remorse===
{{Main|Chris and remorse}}

===Respect===

===Self-control===

==Morality in Sonichu==

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Chris and hypocrisy]]
* [[Chris and his personality]]
* [[Chris and introspection]]

{{Chris and}}

Chris and reading

2026-04-30T08:16:20Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Incomplete|summary, [[:Category:Books|books list]]}}
{{quote|Just a thought, but I am concerned about Gen Alpha. A lot of them are still illiterate and are likely not going to thrive or survive as well.

In part, I blame [[Borb|the parents]] who parobably were among the online haters and fakers. They ended up feeding their kids memes and overlooking the needs...|Chris, misspelling the word "probably" as he complains about reading illiteracy among Gen Alpha.<ref>[[April 2026 social media posts#Rant against Kiwi Farms]]</ref>}}

According to [[Bob]], Chris taught himself to '''read''' by turning on the closed captions on [[television]] and following along with the words.<ref>[[Date with Emily]]</ref>

Anyone who wants to be a good writer must be well-read. It's one of the most natural ways to become acquainted with good style, the elements of a plot, and correct spelling. Chris's [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is so inflated that he thinks he can produce something [[Honor roll|brilliant]] with no effort whatsoever. While in school, the only books Chris read voluntarily are paperback ''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street'' novels by [[R.L. Stine]] which are notable only for their sheer mediocrity. Chris read these books, which were written for elementary schoolers, well into high school.

In terms of the readings he was assigned at [[Manchester High School]], Chris retained only a superficial understanding of them. During the [[Father Call]], Chris said that he read ''{{w|To Kill a Mockingbird}}'' a mere month prior, which in all likelihood he only mentioned because it was assigned in high school. This was almost instantly proven false when started describing characters from ''{{w|Of Mice and Men}}'', another high school assignment. The [[Manchester High Leaks|essay]] he wrote about a selection from [[wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]]'s ''[[wikipedia:The Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]'' earned only a 69%.

==Children's books and young-adult literature==

===Berenstain Bears===
'''''Berenstain Bears''''' is a long-running children's book series by the Berenstain family, which began in 1962.

Chris enjoyed reading the series as a child,<ref>[[Warhol Tweets#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref> ironically claiming that ''The Bad Habit'' was his favorite book.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2#More questionnaire, Game Place is brewing]]</ref> Given that the books are simplistic morality tales about talking animals in which problems come out of thin air and are easily resolved by the final pages, it's not hard to see how they appealed to Chris.

===Goosebumps===
{{main|R.L. Stine}}

'''''Goosebumps''''' is a long-running children's horror novel series made by R.L. Stine and first published in 1992.

''Goosebumps'' is Chris's favorite book series, and he continued to read the books up to high school. Chris has also said that ''The Haunted Mask'' is his favorite book of all time.

===How to Talk to Girls===
[[File:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|thumb|100px]]
{{main|How to Talk to Girls}}
'''''How to Talk to Girls''''' by Alec Greven was published in 2008, when Alec was nine years old. It is a children's guide on how to get a [[boyfriend-free girl]].

Chris purchased the book in early [[2009]] under the guidance of his [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] and the ''[[John Tesh]] Radio Show'', and in Chris's words is a "great book". In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], several concepts from the book are used in the [[dating education]] class.

===The Butter Battle Book===
[[File:The Butter Battle Book cover.jpg|thumb|100px]]
'''''The Butter Battle Book''''' by Dr. Seuss was published in 1984. It is a children's book themed on anti-war messages. Its plot is a metaphor for mutually assured destruction through nuclear weapons.

During the [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]] from [[January 2018]], Chris brought up the book's plot when arguing against the usage of nuclear weapons. Fegelein and [[Blanc]] then mocked Chris over the age range of the book, as Chris was 35 at the time.
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===The Giver===
[[File:Sonichu 16 page-25.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|''The Giver'' mentioned in ''[[Sonichu 13]]'']]
'''''The Giver''''' by Lois Lowry was published in 1993. It is a young adult science-fiction novel about a [[CWCville|dystopian setting which at first glance appears a utopia]].

Chris read the book while in [[Manchester High School|high school]]. In a [[August 2009]] call with [[Kacey]], Chris mentioned he still has the book in his collection, which also includes ''[[Goosebumps]]'' and ''To Kill a Mockingbird'', and rambled about the book's plot to her.<ref>[[Kacey Call 6]]</ref> In [[February 2010]] (when Chris was 28), he recommended the book to [[The Wallflower]] in an email to her and quoted the book's summary.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 1]]</ref> In ''[[Sonichu 13]]'', written 2017-2018, when comic Chris is role-playing a date with [[Blanc]], the conversation turns to books and he talks about ''The Giver'' to her.
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==Graphic novels==
===Faux Facts===
[[File:EWU59KAWkAAiHri.jpg|thumb|100px]]
'''''Faux Facts''''', by Mary Bellamy (who has worked on ''[[My Little Pony]]'' comics), is a series of ten graphic novels about a group of magical girls. Chris bought the first volume in [[April 2020]] and tweeted that it was "really fun, cute and cool." He said he would buy the rest of the series.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Bought stuff]]</ref>
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===Transformers/Back to the Future===
'''''Transformers/Back to the Future''''' is a crossover between the ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''Back to the Future'' franchises which consisted of four books and ran from [[October 2020]] to [[May 2021]]. Chris is a fan and in [[January 2021]] had read the first two and was waiting for the third to release. He liked a scene of the ''Transformers'' character Starscream being [[Arthur Spatchcock Interview 3|dunked into manure]] - a gag usually meant for Biff from ''Back to the Future''.<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2021)#Quartz, Transformers, Trump]]</ref>

==Adult literature==
===The Canterbury Tales===

'''''The Canterbury Tales''''' is a collection of stories periodically written by Geoffrey Chaucer till his death in 1400, and compiled numerous times over the years.

Chris read parts of the book during [[Manchester High School|high school]], and did an [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|English assignment]] on the story "The Nun's Priest's Tale".

{{quote|Chaucer's Canterbury Tales gives us a great picture of life in the Middle ages. In the "Nun's Priest's Tale," Chanticleer had a dream that showed what was going to happen. And that the Rooster's and the Fox's pride got each other into trouble. And, the rooster and the fox learned that from the mistakes they have made. Well, that's it for the essay.}}

Chris's essay received a [[Chris and sex|69%]] score from his teacher.

===Shakespeare===
{{w|William Shakespeare}} (1564 - 1616) was an English playwright and poet widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and among the greatest writers of all world literature. It is unknown if Chris has ever read a complete Shakespeare play, although he admits in his [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid answers]] that he has never read Shakespeare outside of school. Nevertheless, some of the Bard's more famous lines have been quoted or bastardized by Chris, likely because he picked them up from various forms of pop culture:

* In [[Sub-Episode 3]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', [[Mary Lee Walsh]] quotes a famous couplet from the witches in ''{{w|Macbeth}}'' while stirring a cauldron: "Double, double, toil and trouble, / Fire burn and culdron [''sic''] bubble!" She follows it up with a much worse couplet of Chris's own creation: "I shatter hearts as I please! / I hurt them hard, with the greatest of ease!".
* In [[Ode to Julie]], Chris attempts to quote Romeo's famous soliliquy from {{w|Romeo and Juliet}}: "'Christian-o! Christian-o! Wherefore art thou, Christian-o?' And I would be there… int—in your heart – for I have—for my heart is with you. For if I called you up—for I would be there in your heart. And I would personally be calling out, 'I am here, O fair Juliet. 'Tis no—'tis nobler thy name be heard every mom—every waking moment. "And Ju—the sun is in the east, and Juliet is the sun.' Though I know not much Shakespeare, but at least I know ''enough''… to getteth by!"
* In [[Gilligan Be or Not]], Chris sings a musical version of the famous "{{w|To be, or not to be}}" speech from ''{{w|Hamlet}}'', directly lifted from an episode of the show ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' where the characters put on a stage musical based off the play.

===To Kill a Mockingbird===

'''''To Kill a Mockingbird''''' is a coming-of-age {{w|Southern Gothic}} novel, written by Harper Lee and published in 1960. It is a commonly-read book in many [[Providence Middle School|middle schools]] and [[Manchester High School|high schools]] in the United States.

Chris was likely assigned to read the book in school once, but claimed in the [[Father Call]] that he read it [[October 2009|the month]] before the call took place. He seemed to have only really paid attention to the first part of the novel, as when [[Kacey]]'s father Matthew asked him to say what he learned from it, he gives a ''vaguely'' correct description of the plot, albeit focused entirely on an earlier plot point (Boo Radley secretly hiding gifts for Scout, Jem and Dill inside a tree at his place). Prior to that, he got mixed up and started talking about George and Lennie's roles in the story (who are characters from a different novel, ''Of Mice & Men'').

===Dating for Dummies===
{{quote|I only had read the tips that I felt I needed; I did not read the entire book.}}
[[File:Cwclight - Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide2 - IMG 5410.jpeg|thumb|150px|Chris's [[Signature|self-autographed]] copy of the book]]

'''''Dating for Dummies''''' by Joy Browne was published in 2006, with a third edition published in 2011. It is part of the popular "For Dummies" line of reference books.

In [[September 2024]], Chris offered his copy of the book for sale on [[Cwclight]] for $100. In the listing, he stated that he had bought the book a couple decades prior, and that he only read through some of its tips.<ref>[[Cwclight#Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide]]</ref>
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===Develop Your Psychic Skills===
[[File:Develop Your Psychic Skills.jpg|left|thumb|100px]]
'''''Develop Your Psychic Skills''''' by Enid Hoffman was published in 1981 (and republished in 1997).

According to an excerpt from the back cover of the book, it "gives you a broad overview of the whole field of psychic experiences. The exercises and practices given in this book are enjoyable and easy to do. Use them to strengthen and focus your own natural abilities and turn them into [[PsychicPowers|precise, coordinated skills]]. You'll be amazed at the changes that begin to happen in your life as you activate the right hemisphere of your brain; the intuitive, [[Art|creative]], psychic half [[Honor roll|which has been so seldom used for so long]]."

When Chris read the Psychokinesis chapter, which mentioned magician [[Uri Geller]] by name, he decided to try emailing Geller in [[September 2017]] to ask for help with developing his psychic skills. Geller replied by politely, but frankly, telling Chris that he was just wasting his time.<ref>[[Uri Geller#E-mails]]</ref>

===Numerology: the Key to Your Inner Self===
[[File:Numerology the Key to Your Inner Self.jpg|thumb|100px|left]]
'''''Numerology: the Key to Your Inner Self''''' by Hans Decoz and Tom Monte was published in 1993. It is a book on the mystical belief of [[numerology]], an attempt to use numbers and [[math]] to interpret meaning in life.

Chris discussed the book with [[The Place]] during [[April 2021]], where he chatted about using numerology to interpret his birth name of "Christopher Weston Chandler".<ref>[[The Place chats (April 2021)#Numerology Analysis]]</ref>
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===The Man in the High Castle===
'''''The Man in the High Castle''''' by Philip K. Dick was published in 1962. It is an alternative history novel based on the idea of the Axis powers winning World War II.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Joshua Wise convinced Chris to read the novel. By 10 [[January 2018]], Chris reported that he was on chapter 11.<ref>[[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]]</ref> The book is also mentioned in ''[[Sonichu 13]]''.

===The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability===
[[File:Guide to Sex and Disability.jpg|thumb|100px]]
{{main|Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability}}

'''''The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability''''' by Miriam Kaufman, Cory Silverberg, and Fran Odette was published in September 2020.

Chris purchased a copy from [[Amazon]] for use during his incestuous [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. He described the book as "a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance".<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>
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==Fanfics==
Chris has read some of the fanfics and stories in which he or Sonichu is a main character. The stories tend to be unflattering, and Chris has complained about his portrayal in these works.

Chris has also solicited [[fans]] for fanfics to be written about him. In [[May 2021]] (during a timeframe in which his sex drive had shot up), he asked followers to write a romance story about him with the title "Romancing CWCly", but insisted he not be portrayed as a [[simp]].<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#“Romancing CWCly”]]</ref> A day later, a fan responded to his request with a short story, but Chris was judgemental, deeming it as "a start. Simplistic and not bad."<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#Upcoming fanfiction]]</ref>
===A Girl Who Brought Down the World===
{{main|A Girl Who Brought Down the World}}
===My Friend Sonichu===
{{main|Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian}}
===SNT Vs Sonichu===
{{main|SNT Vs Sonichu}}

==Use of highlighters==
{{quote|Also, so y’all know, I have a [[rainbow]] of highlighters, each specified within the false-true range, and then some. Pay Attention.|Chris, June 2021<ref name=june21>[[June 2021 social media posts#Andy Warhol Technology chapter]]</ref>}}

[[File:June29BookPhoto3.jpg|thumb|200|Chris's chart explaining his highlight notation]]

A '''highlighter''' is a writing tool for specially noting text. Chris has a system for highlighting, demonstrated on at least three occasions.

When reading ''[[Warhol / Chris Chan]]'', Chris highlighted selected portions of the text in various colors. He explained his methods in a Twitter post:<ref name=june21></ref>

{{quotebox|
*Pink - That's Wrong ~ See Facts of from me

*Orange - Half-Right / Half Wrong, See my Facts

*Yellow - Generally Interesting, or made me smile

*Green - Additional Facts for Context, I have (More To It Than The Stated)

*Blue - Totally Agree, and on Point

*Purple - Highly Resonant with me
}}

<center><gallery>
File:June29BookPhoto1.jpg|Highlighted text from ''[[Warhol / Chris Chan]]''
File:June29BookPhoto2.jpg|From ''Warhol / Chris Chan''
File:Twitter - Green Flags - 31Jan2024.jpg|From a social media image
File:Twitter - 13Jan2024 - BlockComplain1.jpg|From a message sent by a "close friend"
</gallery></center>

{{References}}
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Books]]

CWC-isms

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{{Protip|Please refrain from using CWC-isms casually when writing articles, as this may make them difficult for newcomers to decipher.}}
One of [[Chris]]'s most notorious features is his strange '''vocabulary''', consisting of a mix of fairly standard words, slang, jargon, and various personal coinages.

Some of these coinages originate from a degree of prudery, likely inherited from his older parents and maintained by his childlike nature. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to [[Honest Content|adult concepts]] directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their [[Butt garments|diapers]] — others, such as "[[tobacky]]" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature.

Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to [[semen]] as "[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|navy]]", because semen sounds like sea men, [[Random-access humor|get it?]] Still others come from Chris's love of manipulating words, especially backwards spellings, {{w|portmanteau}} blends, “verbing” nouns, or liberal use of suffixes like “- ish” or “-er”. Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among [[autism|autistics]] (likely since standard language may seem inefficient to explain their thought processes), and you get his so-called '''CWC-isms'''.

CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.

==Primary categories of CWC-isms==
Nearly all CWC-isms belong to one of the four following classes:
# '''CWC-neologism''' - a ''new'' word or phrase, unknown until ''created by Chris''. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#L|Lovehogs]]'', a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs".
# '''CWC-homonym''' - an ''existing'' word or phrase, to which Chris has given a ''different meaning''. These may be euphemisms, designed to avoid naming (to Chris) offensive things, or else due to Chris confusing an elevated word's meaning. Example: ''[[Duck]]'', for Chris's penis; ''[[CWC-isms#T|telekinesis]]'', used erroneously in place of ''telepathy''.
# '''CWC-archaism''' - an ''obscure'' word or phrase, known in English but seldom used by contemporary Virginians, which Chris has learned somewhere and has ''become characteristic'' for Chris's way of speaking/writing. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#U|Uncouth]]'', a word now rarely used outside the context of formal etiquette, which Chris used to tell people how much of a jerk he perceive they're being to him.
# '''CWC-misspelling''' - only the ''most notable'' of Chris's ''misspellings'', including deliberate re-arrangements: those which are characteristic for Chris's way of writing. Example: ''[[Geinus]]'', what he deems himself to be; ''[[Pmurt]]'' for Donald Trump, 45th and 47th president of the United States. Chris's sporadic, inconsistent use of some [[Catherine|British spellings]] while otherwise using American English can also be considered under this category.



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;12-9
[[Image:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|The cover for Sonichu #12-9|thumb|200px]]

<blockquote>
1. ''(numeral)'' A placeholder for the number thirteen.

<blockquote> ''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism directly. Chris however used it in lists that exceed 12 items.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has shown on a few occasions to dislike the number 13, due to him deeming it an unlucky number. This phenomenon, referred to as [[wikipedia:Triskaidekaphobia|triskaidekaphobia]], is already a popular superstition in American culture, and this is likely where Chris picked it up. His fear of the number has led to some bizarre effects, particularly in his numbering. A famous example of this unusual numbering shtick is in the 13th issue of his Sonichu comics, which he numbered as "Issue #12-9", in which he used an em-dash in the place of a decimal place. The 12-9 itself is meant to represent a value of "almost 13".</blockquote>

;15 minutes
[[File:15 minutes.jpg|thumb|200px|"It takes me fifteen f-yay minutes"]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' [[Masturbation]], the amount of time it takes for Chris.

<blockquote> ''Masturbation takes '''Fifteen LONG, Tiring and Annoying Minutes'''''<ref name=15min>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote> ''Self-masturbation is really arduous and annoying. Another '''15 minutes''' down the drain.''<ref name=15min></ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris coined this phrase in 2021, using it in chats with the [[Watchmen]] and in the [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]].</blockquote>

;[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' The headquarters of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4-Chan]] trolls in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.

<blockquote> ''You will recognize her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of '''4-cent-garbage''' will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Since ED and 4chan were partly responsible for Megan's breakup with him, Chris decided to get payback on the both of them by combining the both of them into an evil corporation in Sonichu, dubbing it "4-cent Garbage".</blockquote>

;7-incher
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A penis which measures seven-inches in length.

<blockquote> ''Good thing we stopped for a pack of condoms; it's too bad the regular-size ones break easily on my '''7-incher'''.''</blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his penis is about 7 inches, which he actually believes is the average length of a penis of an adult male <ref>[[Mailbag 20#Oral doesn't count]]</ref>. Chris has made all kinds of weird euphemisms for just his penis alone such as this one, "ugly growth", and "duck".</blockquote>

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==A==
|-
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;abreast
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' full of; filled with.

<blockquote>''It was not until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was '''abreast''' with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina!''<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and '''abreast''' with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.''<ref>[[May_2015_Facebook_posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses this word when discussing feminine anatomy and lesbian sex, evidently because it includes the word "breast". He fails to realize that "abreast" actually means "adjacent" or "across".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abreast</ref> A possible confusion with the word "abound" or "abundant".</blockquote>

;Adult Swim
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' pornographic or otherwise "NSFW"; containing [[Honest Content|adult content]].

<blockquote>''She still has a great drawing style, even for the '''Adult Swim''' section."<ref>[[CWCSonichu-NightStar2891 DMs]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refers to the Cartoon Network block ''[[Adult Swim]]''. Chris seemed to only consider the "Adult" part of this block's name, and therefore assumed he could use this phrase to describe anything that's "adult" to him. Note that the Cartoon Network block does not feature pornographic content.

</blockquote>

;adulterous
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Of an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult]] and mature nature

<blockquote>''Originally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered '''adulterous'''.''<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: usually used to describe people who [[Ivy|cheat]] on their [[Blanca Weiss|partners]] (i.e. guilty of adultery), Chris only notices the "adult" component of the word.

2. ''(adjective)'' Insult of unclear nature
<blockquote>''Heeeeey, folks! It's me, [[Clyde Cash]]. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an '''adulterous''' foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet!''<ref>[[100 2267]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris simply throws out the insult without a clear understanding of the word. Possibly referring to Clyde taking [[PandaHalo]] from Chris, though this is more aptly described as cuckoldry than adultery. Perhaps influenced by the verb ''adulterate''.

</blockquote>

;among which
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Among other things. Et cetera. Also. Additionally

<blockquote>'''''Among which''' I can project myself to (the Ninja Turtles universe)''<ref>[[Count Dankula#More CWCville (19:55-42:18)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Autism|Uncertain]]. Chris adopted this phrase and began using it heavily in a number of different contexts through-out 2018. Perhaps the clearest example of Chris's over-use of "among which" is the [[Dankula|Count Dankula interview]], where Chris uses the phrase no less than ten times.

</blockquote>

;an' anurr thing
<blockquote>
1. ''(Phrase, transitionary)'' Signifies that Chris wishes to make another point about a subject he is discussing, and that he wishes he were Peter Falk.

<blockquote>''An' anurr thing...CHRIS. Your for real- your real name, as I have been told by Kacey, is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that. '''An' anurr thing''', I NAME is NOT IAN! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!!!''<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: a corruption of "and another thing". Used constantly when Chris is angry.

</blockquote>
;[[Anaxis bird]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Signifies that [[Anaxis]] was meant to be a messenger for the information that Chris requested he put in ''A Medium's Guidance''.

<blockquote>
''Perhaps you all may have heard how I came onto this from an '''Anaxis bird'''.''<ref>[[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#"Anaxis Bird"]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: A mangling of the phrase "a little birdie told me", indicating that an anonymous source gave someone a piece of secret information. Because of Chris's misuse of the phrase, the other Watchmen present had come to believe that Anaxis was influencing Chris to write both the [[Affirmations List]] and the [[Lovers Attributes List]].</blockquote>

;[[Anchuent Prophecy|anchuent]]
[[Image:Anch.PNG|right|thumb|Chris and Sonichu amazed by the Anchuent Prophecy]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Describes anything that is archaic in the ''Sonichu'' canon.

<blockquote>
''Well, what's this? I'm havin' an upgrade? Huh! Huh! My- my powers are given me the ability to fly with my wings attached to my head! It's like a w- it's like an add-on! That's optional! Huh! Must have been done by '''Anchuent''' Powers, so awesome I can fly now! Huh!''<ref>[[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially, "anchuent" was taken to be a misspelling of the word "ancient" given Chris's [[Chris and English|poor grasp of the English language]]. Over time, however, it was revealed that "anchuent" was meant to be a portmanteau of the words "ancient" and "Sonichu", adding the "chu" part of "Sonichu" into the word "ancient".<ref>[[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook]]</ref> </blockquote>

;and shit
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' And additional items.

<blockquote>''I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously, tale- the incest fanfics have come true '''and shit'''.''<ref>[[Incest call]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''But, yeah, I did not verbally argue as much growing up, and it took facing the even Toughter Moments since 2000 '''and shit''' for me to actually formulate and speak better self-defenses with what is Truth''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A more profane variant of "and such" (see below). Chris often uses the phrase in unfitting contexts. He may have picked it up from [[Lars]]'s constant usage of the phrase during the 2010 [[Lars Call]].
</blockquote>

;and such
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' And additional items; to add to a list.

<blockquote>''At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera '''and such'''.''<ref>[[CWC Blog|Cwcipedia captain's log, 25 November 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris understands the term's meaning, but uses it superfluously.
</blockquote>

;anthropological
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' human-like, anthropomorphic.

<blockquote>''In dressing myself for the burial work, I saw Snoopy had merged with his '''anthropological''' self-counterpart on the C-197 half of the veil.''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>

;acquisition
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A charge or allegation of wrongdoing.

<blockquote>''NO! MORE! Of those stupid '''acquisition''' messages!''<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A {{w|malapropism|malaprop}} of "accusation".
</blockquote>

;artery

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' art.

<blockquote>''Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of hand '''artery'''.''<ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Not to be confused with the term for blood vessels. Chris doesn't seem to realize "art" is already a noun and doesn't need the suffix, and that "artistry" also exists.
</blockquote>

;as such

<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' In the manner previously described.

<blockquote>''They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me '''as such'''.''<ref name=FatherCall>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris overuses this phrase to the point of self-parody. He's either tacking it on to fill space when he can't think of the next thing to say, or he's peppering it into his language in a feeble attempt to sound intelligent.
</blockquote>

;ass burgers

<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' [[Asperger's Syndrome]]

<blockquote> ''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism directly, as Chris instead alludes to it as "a bad cut of cow meat".</blockquote>

Origin: Since the CWCipedia Saga, Chris has been noted for disliking Asperger's Syndrome, viewing it as something that makes autistic people look bad due to the term vaguely sounding like "ass burgers". Chris has alternatively suggested the term can also sound like "something that can be picked nasally", aka "ass boogers".
</blockquote>

;ass manager
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Either a misspelling or a derogatory term for "assistant manager," based on the abbreviation "ass. manager."

<blockquote>''I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called "Manager" and "Ass Manager" of that particular store.''<ref name=ShitMeetFan>[[December 2014 Facebook Posts#Shit, Meet Fan]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has only used this term once, when referring to the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]. It's unclear if this was a misspelling or [[Manajerk|yet]] [[Jerkop|another]] childish insult based on someone's job title.</blockquote>

;[[Attraction Location|attraction location]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any place Chris may sit to gain the attention of any passing women, only to get promptly kicked out afterward.

<blockquote>''Also, as of early November, I was reemitted into the Fashion Square Shopping Center, and since Mid-December, I totally left the UVA as an '''Attraction Location'''.''<ref name=CurrentDays>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having a very difficult socializing with women, thought that sitting around in a certain place and soliciting himself would be a better alternative. Therefore, it would make sense to him to sit in a location with many people in order to gain the attention of several women.</blockquote>

;attraction time

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The time that is spent at an attraction location

<blockquote>''Then, on my next visit to the mall, I felt seriously depressed about what had happened the other day; it killed my '''attraction time'''''.<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;audio-sonic feeling

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the arousing feeling caused by getting hit by sound waves

<blockquote>''Here is a most '''audio-sonic feeling'''. While at the club last night, the [[Chris and music|music]] was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my rack! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my breasts, almost like my breasts had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing!''<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#Manboob Tunes]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As shown in the quote above, Chris believed that he was sexually aroused when sound waves hit him. In actuality, sound, a vibration,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound</ref> creates pressure. The louder the sound, the more pressure gets created from the wave. Therefore, very loud music should be able to hit Chris given that he's a [[obesity|huge target]], creating that "arousing" feeling, which is actually an alternation between high and low pressures.</blockquote>

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== B ==
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;B-dog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Derogatory epithet for women.

<blockquote>''Then that [[Mary Lee Walsh|'''B-Dog''']] ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Childish censorship of the word "bitch"; bitch also meaning "female dog". [[Bubbles Rosechu]] is implied to say this in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when she shouts "BEEE..!!!" at [[Silvana]].<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_8/Page_95|Issue 8 Pages 94-95}}</ref>
</blockquote>

;bally
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' round; having the texture of a perfectly round ball.

<blockquote>''I've always given her a "'''Bally'''-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.''<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: If one didn't know Chris was referring to his dog, Patti, and that he gives her a "Bally-scratch" on the head, one might conclude that he's fondling someone's genitals. Chris, [[CWC-isms#N|naive]] to how suggestive this sounds, gave this special kind of petting the name "Bally-scratching" because of how stroking her head felt like he was squeezing a rubber ball.</blockquote>

;Be Woman
<blockquote>1. ''(verb phrase)'' Be '''a''' woman.

<blockquote>''I am a Lesbian Transwoman; I am not confused or mentally ill about that; '''I Am Woman.'''''<ref>[[March 2017 tweets#Proud_to_be_a_feminist]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''How Dare You Insult and be so Inconsiderate of Her like that? '''She Is Woman'''; she would Never Revert Back.''<ref>[[NightStar2891_tweets#She_is_woman]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used regularly when Chris asserts his [[Tomgirl|transgender identity]], notable for the consistent lack of a proper article and capitalization of each word in the phrase. Originally only attested in the first person ("I Am Woman"), a post on Chris's [[Miss Night Star]] Twitter sockpuppet account uses the third person ("She Is Woman"). Technically first appears in [[Sonichu 8]] when [[The Incredible Lioness]] attacks [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], as the somewhat cliché musical reference [[wikipedia:I Am Woman|"I am woman, hear me roar!"]], which may have inspired Chris's broader use of the phrase. This could be a reference to the Bhagavad Gita or Oppenheimer ("Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.") [[honor roll|but this is unlikely]].
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;Bigfoot hunts
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The act of taking photos of Chris when you spot him in public.

<blockquote>''I've had it with those shutterbug...Bigfoot hunts imposed upon me because ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!<ref>[[C-Log 03182026]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in C-Log 03182026, where Chris complains about sightings of him being posted online, all while inadvertently comparing himself to a big, smelly ape.
</blockquote>

;[[Biological clock|biological clock]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Wikipedia:Circadian Rhythm|circadian rhythm]]

<blockquote>'''I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking '''biological clock''' as well.''<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although technically not used incorrectly in this context, the phrase "biological clock" is used exclusively for women in their child-bearing years. Possibly a confusion with "internal clock".
</blockquote>

;blangry
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' [[Chris and anger|Angry]].

<blockquote>''Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get '''BLANGRY'''! ''<ref>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Given Chris's belief that he has [[Chris and English|mastered the English language]] and his [[speech impediment]], it's likely he meant to say angry.
</blockquote>

;blue-printed
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Skilled in engineering.

<blockquote>''I like many others, was born a foal; to a '''blue-printed''' Pegasus and a country tomboy earth mare.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20171019-235945_01-png.299275/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris portrayed Bob's Pony Counterpart in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] as an engineer, just like the real [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]. Due to Chris's limited vocabulary, Chris knew few words to describe Bob's profession. Derived from the word "blueprints", the plans set for the design of a product. </blockquote>

;[[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Single; particularly used on women.

<blockquote>''Ahh, well, it's been over a year and ten months now since I started my sweetheart-search; I still haven't found a '''boyfriend-free'''-caring-smoke-free-non-alcoholic-white-girl-near-my-age to build a relationship with from the ground up.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris’s mission in life used to be to obtain a girlfriend and have sex. However, every chance he thinks he gets, they already have a boyfriend. This has made Chris “fear” girls who already have boyfriends.</blockquote>

;breaking my balls, busting my balls

<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' Feeling annoyed, teased, and/or nagged by somebody or something.

<blockquote>''Don't do this, you're '''breaking my balls''' here.''<ref name=SHOWDOWN>[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I have gave you the last warning, I gave you the last response, you just '''busted my balls''' again, you're going to jail.''<ref name=SHOWDOWN/></blockquote>

Origin: Originally said by Eric Cartman in an episode of ''[[South Park]]''.
</blockquote>

;Buddha belly
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Excess fat that gives a person a [[obesity|very round appearance]].

<blockquote>''Okay, well, I admit I do have a '''Buddha belly''', but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy.''<ref name=FatherCall/></blockquote>

Origin: "[[Wikipedia:Buddha|Buddha]]" is a title given to several legendary figures in [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhism]]. In this case, Chris is making reference to [[wikipedia:Budai|Budai]], who is often known as "Fat Buddha". Chris presumably picked up the phrase from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "To Love and Die in Dixie".
</blockquote>

;bugbears
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Trolls]], [[weens]], and other Chris-related orbiters who make him miserable.

<blockquote>''Freaking CyberBullies!!!!!!! Real '''Bugbears''', they are!''<ref>[[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although the term was originally defined in the 16th century as 'a cause of obsessive fear, anxiety, or irritation.', it was given another definition centuries later to describe a race of hobgoblins [[Wikipedia:Bugbear (Dungeons & Dragons)|made famous]] by ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''. It's widely believed that Chris picked up the term from ''[[My Little Pony]]: Friendship is Magic'', which depicted these creatures as literal bear-insect hybrids that are first seen terrorizing the ponies.
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;buh bye bay nose
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' but if anybody knows.

<blockquote>''If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls. But I can't, because I don't know who or where you are. '''Buh bye bay nose''' the whereabouts of the... [[JERKS|jerk]]... and just happens to be nearby... or within the state? Give him a swick kick for me.''<ref>[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A result of Chris’s [[speech impediment]]</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;but during the stone age...
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A rebuttal for something obvious being stated.

<blockquote>''You don’t have to tell me twice! '''But during the stone age...'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to the [[Sonichu 2 Official Videobook|Videobook for Sonichu #2]], the phrase originates from how you need to “tell cavemen twice” over anyone else.</blockquote>

;[[Butt garments|butt garment]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Leaked footage of Chris in a butt garment]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an adult diaper; typically one used to control Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontenence]].

<blockquote>''The doctor corrected that they were liners; he never called them diapers. Neither did Chris- he called them “'''butt garments'''”.''</blockquote>

Origin: To avoid embarrassment from stating that he shits himself constantly, and uses incontinence pads, Chris refers to them as butt garments.
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== C ==
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;C-Log
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Captain's Log.

<blockquote>'''''C-Log''' February 4th, 2010. First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make.''<ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: For quite some time, Chris has had the habit of abbreviating certain words or phrases that begin with "'''C'''", possibly for [[Chris and his Ego|his name also beginning with "'''C'''"]], as well as to put greater emphasis on the letter C in the words he abbreviates. Other examples of this kind of abbreviation include "C-Mas" and "C-Ville".
</blockquote>

;C-Mas
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Christmas

<blockquote> ''The [[Christmas]] season is upon us, and with that comes the rush for the '''C-Mas''' Turkey, Tree (real or artificial), and of course, the presents. So, Sonichu and the News Dash have some helpful tips to give a better feel of the season to all.<ref>[[Sonichu's_News_Dash#A_Very_Special_Holiday_Chris-chan]]
</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;C Ville (or C-Ville)
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' [[Charlottesville, VA]].

<blockquote>''Look, you're going to back in '''C-Ville''' tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting?''<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Generic term for any city whose name fits the pattern of beginning with "C" and ending with "ville," e.g., [[CWCville]], Charlottesville, etc.

<blockquote>''And when you diss Cwcville you disf- you diss every "'''C Ville'''" within these United States.''<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;[[Captain's Log|Captain's Log]]
[[File:CWCtrek1.png|400px|right|thumb|The Autistic Generation]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The classic opening for a vlog video Chris makes to adress the fanbase, which includes the date of production. Replaced in 2015 with "live from home once again".

<blockquote>'''''Captain's Log'''. Stardate: September... 24th, 2008.''<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: One may come to the conclusion that Chris picked up this phrase from Star Trek, however, Chris is neither a fan of the Star Trek franchise, nor has he seen any clips of the show<ref>[[Mailbag_3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_14]]</ref>. It is more likely that Chris picked up the phrase from cartoons like [[Family Guy]], which references Star Trek, considering how much he watched the show religiously.</blockquote>

;carniverous
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' evil, vengeful.

<blockquote>''On today's show, we will take a close-up look at the '''carniverous''' jerkops.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic5P29.htm</ref></blockquote>Origin: A misspelling of "carnivorous". It is unknown what word Chris meant to use here, but "carnivorous" certainly wasn't it.</blockquote>

;[[china]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Female genitalia

<blockquote>''I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''''<ref>[[CWC's_Second_Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, uncomfortable with directly saying the word "vagina", decided to alter the word to a cutesy, similar-sounding word. Based off of a term for porcelain "china".</blockquote>

;coldest shoulder

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' to rebel.

<blockquote>''Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned '''Coldest Shoulder''' Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred.''<ref>[[April_2012_Facebook_posts]]</ref>

''One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time Manajerks who gives her elders the '''coldest of shoulders'''.''<ref>[[Coffee Place]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the phrase "turning a cold shoulder", a phrase used for the negligence of another person<ref>https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/turn-a-cold-shoulder-to</ref>. </blockquote>

;Come Adore
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A sermon from Chris's religion.
<blockquote>''That's all for now. Be safe and well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Chan Sonichu.

Commodore Come Adore<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Yet another retarded pun from Chris, specifically based on the [[Commodore 64]].
</blockquote>

;[[Comeuppance|comeuppance]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Male orgasm.
<blockquote>''...I feel my '''comeuppance''' and I come into your mouth, my [[semen]] is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. (...) And right after I'd given you my first round, my first '''comeuppance''', you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis...''<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' [[Semen]], usually immediately after ejaculation. ''See also: [[CWC-isms#N|Navy]]''
<blockquote>''Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first dosage of my '''comeuppance'''!''<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses the sexual slang "cum" as a [[For Julie's Eyes Only|verb]] for orgasm, but he may not realize it can also be a noun referring to ejaculate. In his mind, "comeuppance" apparently serves that purpose, viz., "that which has come/cum up."

In the real world, "comeuppance" is an English noun meaning [[Wiktionary:comeuppance|outcome which is justly deserved]] based upon the common verb "come," i.e., the state of coming forward to receive judgment. He is either unaware of the original definition of the word or does not appreciate the irony of telling women he's going to give them comeuppance.

Note that the contexts of the real word and Chris's version are different. When a woman is rebuked, she receives her comeuppance; when a woman gets Chris's hot load in her face, she receives ''his'' "comeuppance."
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;count you(r) blessing(s)
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used as a retort when someone complains about the quality of your work.
<blockquote>It’s an early thing; it will improve later on. Curb your enthusiasm and '''count your blessing.'''</blockquote>
Origin: In [[January 2020]] Chris was seen using the phrase when he was attacked after chimping out about being blocked on social media. Recently people have been questioning the quality of the newest [[medallions]], produced by [[Praetor]]. Chris, perhaps in an attempt to "calm the trolls down'' tells them to '''count their blessings''.</blockquote>

;crash into slumber (or crash and burn)
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To get so sad and [[Chris and stress|stressed out]] that you get tired from exhaustion.

<blockquote>And… the void in my heart that requires a sweetheart is open again, and it hurts. I hope you jerks and trolls who wanted to break us up… are happy… 'cause all you did was make me feel sad and depressed. And you made me '''crash… into slumber'''… a couple of times. And you know, it takes a lot of stress and exhaust… and such… to make a person feel like they're gonna crash and burn… into a whole bunch of s-- into a long slumber… that just basically sleeps o-- that just basically sleeps off the—uh, what's the word I was looking for? I had it. Ugh…<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris famously said that he "crashed into slumber" in the video [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]], where he shows off how depressed and angry he was with his latest tomfoolery at the time. It could be because that one of Chris's main methods of coping with his stress is to sleep it off, and tried to make it sound hyperbolic by stating that he "crashed" onto the bed, as if he tried to get it done sooner.</blockquote>

;crestfallen
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Sad and disappointed

<blockquote>''I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt '''crestfallen''' greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!''<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#Graduation]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys R Us here, concealed hidden amongst their metal cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and '''crestfall'''. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!''<ref name=ShitMeetFan/></blockquote>

Origin: Another obscure word Chris liked to use a lot, even today. It even got to the point where he tried to put it into a baffling progressive tense "to my dismay and crestfall".</blockquote>

;crooks
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Those who may steal Chris's intellectual property for malicious purposes. ''(pl.)''

<blockquote>''I aways keep my eyes open for '''crooks''' who take my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]]'s name and put it in offensive use!''<ref>''[[:File:116-CWCCop.jpg|116-CWCCop.jpg]]''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' websites, and even words on websites which communicate lies about Chris.

<blockquote>''And that [[ED]] page is one of those crooks. Every page--every word on the discussion page is a '''crook'''.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A finishing move Chris does on his adversaries in order to "curse" them, publicly or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Hmmm...'''Curse-ye-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''''<ref>[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A reference to the Kamehameha energy attack from the [[Dragon Ball]] series, performed in the same way it is in the anime. Chris believes that he possesses [[Chris and reality#Magic|magical powers]]. Typically, these so-called magical powers would be used whenever an enemy gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, since Chris is too afraid to actually fight anyone. Therefore, he will rely on this magical power in order to gain control of whoever is giving him trouble.</blockquote>

;CWC-sense
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The ability to sense Chris's presence.

<blockquote> ''Seriously though, awesome timing coming in, just as we, and Chris, had just finished writing the lyrics...was your '''CWC-sense''' tingling?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

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== D ==
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;D.A.
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Unexplained, presumably a substitution to avoid the word "dumbass." Most likely ''not'' "District Attorney," although equally applicable to [[Marvey Blaziken]].

<blockquote>''You are obviously a troll trying to pick on my nerves; nice try, '''D.A.'''''<ref>[[Mailbag 15]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris intermittently decides to self-censor his profanities for the benefit of younger readers.
</blockquote>

;da
<blockquote>1. ''(article)'' [[Wikipedia:Eye dialect|Eye dialect]] spelling of the word [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the the].

<blockquote>''Y'all know me as [[DJ Jamsta|Jamsta Sonichu]], '''da''' DJ with da power!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], page 43</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris writes "the" as "da" when he intends for his characters (or himself) to sound laid-back and cool. This is most notable with Jamsta Sonichu, who is supposed to sound like a hip radio DJ and/or a [[Chris and race#Black_people|Jamaican man]]. Chris may intend at times to do the same thing in his verbal communications, although his [[speech impediment]] makes it difficult to tell when he actually means to say "da."
</blockquote>

;Da Update
[[File:Daupdate.jpg|thumb|400px|[[Megan]], comparing Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|attitude]] to [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The latest news.

2. ''(phrase)'' The most recent fail Chris is responsible for.

<blockquote>''Hey, guys! What's '''da update'''?''</blockquote>

Origin: Dialogue used by Chris, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound casual, in the pages of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. As Chris's [[fans]] have searched the Internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest [[Relics of Fail|failure]] Chris has committed." The phrase became legendary when posted above the Chris-chan talk page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] (eventually the page was locked, forcing mass migration to the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]).

</blockquote>

;[[Darling|darling]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A potential lover, even one that shows no affection back at you.

<blockquote>''Thank you, Doopie '''Darling'''. :)<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Thanks, darling]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris, so hellbent on being [[Chris and kindness|kind]] to just about any potential sweetheart he met, thinks it's appropriate to refer to women he doesn't know outside of the internet by pet names to sound like he really cares for them, despite it being creepy to most other people. Chris's main justification for using this word on women who don't bond with him is that the actor [[Wikipedia:Tallulah Bankhead|Tallulah Bankhead]] used this word a lot, ignoring the fact that she only did this while on set and was an attractive woman.</blockquote>

;[[Dating education|Dating Education]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' formal education in schools about dating people of the opposite sex.

<blockquote>''Also, in addition, while we also fully support Sexual Education in every high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, '''Dating Education''' classes, because, while Sex Ed is great for the eventual, well-earned intercourse after 3 or more dates, it is vital to learn what to do before that moment. It should be well0taught how to approach and ask one’s member of the opposite gender out for the very first date.''<ref>[[:File:DatingEducation.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The lack of "Dating Education classes" is something that Chris used to complain about all of the time, because he's simply incapable of finding a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]], and that it would be a great advantage for people of his type to learn how to do so. Chris doesn't understand that a key aspect of obtaining a mate is to develop the proper [[Chris and socialization|social skills]], especially those around [[women]], and that it has very little to do with how much sex he has with them.</blockquote>

;dementia
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A synonym for Chris's [[autism]].

<blockquote>''My brain is blank and, I definitely wouldn't have realized. Word of the day, Dementia. The umbrella term for all the mentally wearing down people, I got some dementia okay? So give me time, give me space, alright? And some slack.''<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;detail
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A thing of importance that Chris cannot recall at any given moment.

<blockquote>''I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print '''details''', much less memorize them.''<ref>[[Wikipedia#May 2009 drama]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' Something that Chris does not understand.

<blockquote>''There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including smoking, and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments.'' <ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's ability to retain information is questionable (unless it's about [[Sonichu (comic)|something]] [[Lego|he]] [[Pokémon|obsesses]] [[PS3|over]]). As such, he "misunderstands" and "forgets" a lot of glaringly important things, such as [[Father Call|how to live on his own]] and [[Jackie E-mails 2|the fact that he cheated on Ivy]].
</blockquote>

;devotee
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An [[enablers|enabler]] of Chris.

<blockquote>''Ah, I believe I have the proper term. Going from "Worshiper", I checked the thesaurus:"'''Devotee'''" in the term sounds better. "Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu"(DoCCS). This is my better educates and thought suggestion." ''<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Believing himself to be a goddess, Chris needed a term to refer to any of his followers. The term was originally "worshiper", but then after a quick thesaurus search, he decided to change the term to "devotees", solely because he thought it sounded smarter. Although technically a synonym of "worshiper", the term "devotee" is more often used in Eastern religions such as Hinduism and Buddhism.
</blockquote>

;Did the do, to do the do
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To have sexual intercourse, likely under deceptive conditions

<blockquote>''[[Lovely Weather|Lovely]] was hot. She mistook me for myself and we went home from work that night, so Lovely and I '''did the do''', and it was awesome!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_2|Issue 10 Page 2}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An even more benign variation of the common euphemism for sex, "doing it". Likely taken from [[Wikipedia:Emission_Impossible|an episode]] of [[Family Guy]].
</blockquote>

;dige
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana

<blockquote>''My name's [[Inos]]... wha' chu up to? I am eclectic on this hedge... high on the hog... you wan' som' of this '''dige''', mon?''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_70|Issue 10 Page 70}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended to be part of a coded reference to "Sonichu, Electric Hedgehog Digimon". It is not known why he changed the reference from "Pokemon" to "Digimon".
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;[[dimensions|dimension]]
[[File:Chrisminecraft.jpg|right|thumb|In a universe of multiple realities, anything is possible according to Chris.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Either our universe or a fictional one, such as the one in which ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' or ''[[My Little Pony]]'' are set, both held to be equally [[Chris and reality|real]] in Chris's ontology.

<blockquote>''For Our Home World and All other '''Dimensions''', Realities and Worlds; All Of Us! Dance! Dance! Dance!!!''<ref>[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Dumbing down some physicists' hypothetical notion of other physical universes embedded in mathematically higher-dimensional space, which has since seeped into pop culture and thence down to Chris.
</blockquote>

;[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Used as a reference to Chris's fecal incontinence.

<blockquote>''I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF '''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS'''.''<ref>[[IRC_(20_January_2009)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase during an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] after they alleged that Chris has a fondness to wear women's underwear. In order to confirm his straightness, he retorted by admitting the fact that he has "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS". Soon after, due to how humorous the phrase sounded, it became a shorthand for trolls to refer to Chris's fecal incontinence.</blockquote>

;disabled of crafting
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Too apathetic to work

<blockquote>''Since last December with the Lulu.com problems (resolved), that has left me with a bad emotional and mental scar. Leaving me feeling '''disabled of crafting'''...''<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Too lazy to work]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris being defensive when a customer asked how he could be trusted to follow through on an order, when he had failed to send out orders from his Etsy shop, which resulted in his seller account getting closed.
</blockquote>

;dispel
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Reject, turn away

<blockquote>''[T]o dispel me is to discriminate against the LGBTQ community as well.<ref>[[Unban_contracts#GameStop|GameStop unban contract]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misunderstanding of the meaning of the word.</blockquote>

;Dork of Ages
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who deserves scorn for creating an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article on you.

<blockquote>He is the '''Dork of Ages'''. Y'all should be sending every last complaint and hatred towards—rain down upon him. Send him every last email you can. Shower him with as much hate as possible until that Encyclopedia Dramatica page is taken down, [gives a thumbs down] along with him.<ref name=AttentionAll>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used on [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he created Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page. This phrase was [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|taken]] from the American Dad episode "Dungeons and Wagons", where Hayley called Steve the "Dork of Ages" while he played "Dragon Shuffle".</blockquote>

;Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Backstabber.

<blockquote>''You could be a Better, More Supportive Friend, instead of a '''Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic''' with your sweetheart!!!''<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn breaks up with Chris again]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bizarre attempt to turn the title of the Adult Swim cartoon, ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' into an insult.</blockquote>

;[[duck]]
[[Image:BentDuck.jpg|thumb|right|An example of a bent duck]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's penis

<blockquote>''MY '''DUCK''' HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially "duck" was taken to be a typo of "dick" since the "u" and "i" keys are close together. It was later revealed that Chris was using this neologism as an intentional euphemism to refer to his own penis.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

''See also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]]</blockquote>

;dyke

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A vagina.

<blockquote>I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In actuality, the word dyke (or dike) refers to an embankment, wall, or ridge built to control or confine water. It is also a derogatory term for [[lesbian]]s, which is somewhat ironic, given Chris's homophobia at the time.</blockquote>
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== E ==
|-
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;elbow-greased
[[Image:Elbow-Greased Strength.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris gets swole]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Earned from hard work and exercise

<blockquote>''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism. It appears in his [[Chris's resume|resume]], where he lists "elbow-greased strength" as one of his "functional skills"''</blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the idiom, "elbow-grease", a figure of speech humorously used for tasks that involve manual labor only. </blockquote>

;[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]''

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the characters found in Sonichu which are hybrids of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] characters and/or Pokemon.

<blockquote>''Since the inspiration and conception of Sonichu, the '''Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon''' on March 17, 2000, I have grown further in his stories, plots and adventures in a series of hand-drawn and computer-edited comic books.''<ref>[[Chris's resume]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Despite the name, a majority of "Electric Hedgehog Pokemon" are neither Pokemon or hedgehogs. This misnomer may come from Chris's original characters being hybrids of two Sonic characters, both of whom are hedgehogs (Sonic and Amy Rose) and two Pokémon (Pikachu and Raichu).</blockquote>

;emotional differences

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A strong disagreement between two people.

<blockquote>''I told you! It was, it was because of, uh, '''emotional differences.'''''<ref>[[Father Call#The Shit Hits the Fan (33:24-39:17)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris mentioned that he got terminated from [[Wendy's]] in the [[Father Call]], due to their "emotional differences", possibly meaning that a heated argument between him and his employer ensued.</blockquote>

;empirical
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' resorting to experience to gain knowledge rather than through scientific means.

<blockquote>''So, throw away the book talk; be '''empirical''' and believe what you know is fact'' <ref>[[October 2012 Facebook posts#Empirical]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris attributed the nearly opposite definition of the word to Jeremy Hilary Boob PhD, a character from ''{{w|Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine}}''. Considering this, Chris must have picked up this strange definition from the content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.</blockquote>

;entendre

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Charisma or attraction

<blockquote>''Too much '''entendre'''?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Derived from the phrase "double entendre", a figure of speech used for words or phrases with a double meaning, typically [[Duck|with]] [[Mass Debating|one]] [[China|of]] [[Recycling|them]] [[Pickle|being]] [[Comeuppance|risque]].<ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre</ref> In English, the word "entendre" isn't typically used outside of the phrase itself, but in many other languages like French and Catalan, it is understood to mean "to hear" or "to understand". Chris, thinking he knows everything there is to know about the English language, once again thought he would sound smart by using this obscure word.
</blockquote>
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== F ==
|-
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;F-yay
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' A euphemism for the swear word "fucking".

<blockquote>''For all this time, every single time, [[Mass debating|it takes me fifteen '''f-yay''' minutes]].''<ref>[[Workaholics Anonymous comic]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Seen in the [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]] from [[March 2021]] and again in [[August 2025]].<ref>[[August 2025 social media posts#Decepticlone Punislav... yay]]</ref> The yay comes from Fluttershy's cheer in the [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] episode Sonic Rainboom, which was a popular meme in the brony fanbase.</blockquote>

;[[Fangs|fangs]]
[[File:Showing_Off_Fangs.jpg|thumb|right|200px|How Chris imagined himself when showing off his canines]]
[[File:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|200px|The reality. The red arrows point to Chris's cavities]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's canine teeth.

<blockquote>''They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like '''fangs''' of a vampire, dog or something to me.''<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Your_understanding_me_fukky_.281_January_2009.29]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I'm not afraid to SHOW MY '''FANGS'''!''<ref>[[CWC_Update_8_January_2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes his teeth to be unordinary compared to most other people's teeth, apparently believing canine teeth are some kind of special trait only a selected few people have. Because he believes his canines to be menacing, he gave them the name "fangs". Once in a while, Chris would show off his decaying teeth to scare his enemies. This usually works, although for the wrong reasons.</blockquote>

;faredoo
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection, imperative verb)'' Parting salutation, akin to "goodbye".

<blockquote>''Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you fond...'''faredoo'''. Adieu. Fond farewell adieu...''<ref>[[The MovingFoward videos]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Accidental portmanteau of "farewell" and "adieu".
</blockquote>

;fart-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb and perverted.

<blockquote>Ha Ha! Take THAT, you '''fart-minded''', jerk [[MALE]] among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the comment section of a Stopmotion Lego animation, where a ''Lego'' minifigure is in a sexual relationship with a ''Lego Friends'' minifigure. Throughout this video, the Lego minifigure essentially acts how Chris believes most men do. At the end of the video, the male minifigure proceeds to fart, which disgusts the female minifigure. Also a possible butchering of the phrase "brainfart", which is used to humorously refer to a moment of absentmindedness.</blockquote>

;firstly
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' A word that indicates that Chris is about to tell someone why he's right. Often not followed by an enumerated list of reasons, despite the implication.

<blockquote>'''''Firstly''', Aspergers is NOTHING Similar to Autism; Aspergers pertains to MEMORY, Autism is Social Skills. and I'm High-Functionally Autistic''<ref name=IRC2January09>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Use of "firstly" to begin a list, rather than "first," is a matter of dispute. While both words exist in the dictionary, "Firstly" has fallen out of common use in speech and tends to sound more formal, perhaps overly so. Chris seems to like this formality, probably because he thinks it sounds smart.
</blockquote>

;French side dish
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A kiss that involves the usage of one's tongue.

<blockquote>''"I LOVE YOU" would be shared daily with a '''French side dish'''.''<ref>[[For My True Love, I Would…]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bizarre take on the phrase "French kiss".
</blockquote>

;fondful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' fond.

<blockquote>''Faithfully yours with '''fondful''' thoughts; Chris Chan.''<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007|Chris's email to Megan Schroeder]], 06 July 2007</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently doesn't understand that "fond" is already an adjective by itself.
</blockquote>

;for good-like
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' final, but with the imagined possibility otherwise.

<blockquote>''And in June of 2008, he banned me from the store '''for good-like'''.''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails|Chris's email to The Wallflower]], 18 February 2010</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusing modification of "for good".
</blockquote>

;foresee/foretell/foreknow
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To make a wild guess at something occuring, claiming it's a "prediction".

<blockquote>''#Saberspark Is right. This is one reason why I stay clear from certain games and shows. My intuition also senses and '''foresees''' the quality and feel without even having to watch or play it at all''<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#Brainrot]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(verb)'' To have predicted something that already happened or that someone else claimed would happen, but didn't.

Origin: Chris claims he has the ability to predict the future, an aspect of his divinity. However, Chris only ever makes these claims whenever an event has already happened, claiming he predicted it would, or when he makes a confident guess at the future based purely on his intuition.
</blockquote>

;foundate
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To dedicate, as in a monument or building.

<blockquote>''I, Christian Weston Chandler, re-'''foundate''' this monument that is the PAGE with MY SOLE HONEST TRUTH from my sound mind and heart.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Captain.27s_Log.2C_Stardate:_June_6.2C_2009|2=Christian in his Own Words}}.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely a portmanteau of "found" and "dedicate", or a bizarre attempt to convert "foundation" into a verb.
</blockquote>

;four-boomerang-shaped symbol
[[File:Fourboom.jpg|thumb|right|"G'Day welcome to Auschwitz"]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' minced oath for "[[Wikipedia:swastika|swastika]]," especially the ''Hakenkreuz'' symbol of the [[Nazis|Nazi]] Party.

<blockquote>''Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his '''four-boomerang-shaped symbol''' (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).''<ref>[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler|Mailbag 5]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris was apparently afraid to say the word "swastika," probably for the same reason he used to [[Niggos|fear using racial slurs]].
</blockquote>

;fourth wall

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A boundary that separates [[Reality Cartoon|reality cartoons]] and [[Dimensions|dimensions]] from dimension C-197.

<blockquote>''Hey, Everyone. I have another announcement for you all to do now, for yourselves and our OCs: Break Your Own '''Fourth Wall'''.
<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1195039493130199041</ref>''</blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' An abstract force that prevents people from talking to their OC's.

<blockquote>Our OCs in C-197 often break their '''fourth walls''', because they are aware of us, and it is our time and turn to return the favour.</blockquote>

Origin: Comes from the phrase "breaking the fourth wall", a figure of speech humorously used on characters that acknowledge the audience directly, or state their awareness of the media they're in. Chris has taken this to mean that all dimensions in the universe are separated by this kind of barrier, therefore calling them "the fourth wall". In a recent Twitter post, Chris has also stated that this mysterious force is the reason why people cannot see or interact with their OC's, but that the OC's themselves are fully aware of their creators, so will eventually break through the barrier every once in a while to speak to people of other dimensions.</blockquote>

;[[Friend Zone|friend zone]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The dreaded moment a sweetheart rejects you.

<blockquote>''A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the '''Friend Zone''', that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you.''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The lousiest excuse a sweetheart could give for not having sex with Chris.

<blockquote>''Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship. I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time.''<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The Friend Zone refers to a relationship where one person desires romance, while the other only shows interest in friendship. Much like his stance on the Three-Date Rule, Chris believed that the Friend Zone is simply another rule explicitly placed on him by some unspecified authority to slow down his progress on completing his [[Love Quest]]. His belief that this is simply an "excuse" to avoid having sex with him reveals a lot on why he was [[Megan|overly-persistent with]] [[Wallflower|some of]] [[Doopie|his sweethearts]]. He couldn't imagine why any woman would not want to have sex with him, so he came to the conclusion that every woman he stalks are simply unfamiliar with sex and what goes into it.</blockquote>

;[[Fuzzy-wuzzies|fuzzy-wuzzies]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The rewards of giving Chris compliments.

<blockquote>''Compliments will get you '''fuzzy-wuzzies'''.''<ref name=FutureMessage>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Believed to be another example of Chris's random-access humor. May have been derived from an English assignment in [[Manchester High School|high school]], "[[Manchester High Leaks#Warm Fuzzies|Warm Fuzzies for Christian]]".

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|prickly-wicklies]]
</blockquote>

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== G ==
|-
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;[[Gal pal|gal-pal]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a female friend.

<blockquote>''And also, I would like to give a shout-out to...Ivy, sweet '''gal-pal''' of mine...and her friend Rachel across the hall from her, in a college within these United States!''<ref>[[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris rarely refers to any of his female friends as just "friends", simply because he thinks that all female friends have the potential to be [[CWC-isms#S|sweethearts]] before they're in the dreaded [[Friend Zone]]. Chris also states that due to his autism, this somehow means that he gets along much more easily with girls than with guys. <ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 5]]</ref> Although this could be more due to the fact that he overall has had much better experiences with girls than with boys growing up, especially in high school. This has caused him to pick up more [[Transgender|effeminate traits and characteristics]]. The term "gal-pal" is typically used by women when they are talking to other people in their social clique. Chris therefore picked this phrase up from the girls he's talked to (possibly using the phrase because he sees himself as "one of the girls"). It is also common for [[homos]] to use this to refer to their female friends.
</blockquote>
;gawd
<blockquote>
1. ''(interjection)'' eye dialect of "god", Used in the place of "god" when it is used to express annoyance, shock, or pain.

<blockquote>''Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) '''Gawd'''! Just... GAWD!!!''<ref>[[April 2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly meant to add dramatic effect to saying "god", which is already used to add dramatic effect.</blockquote>

;gaybian
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a male lesbian.

<blockquote>''Uh... simply put—and I am willing to say this... in sound mind and body: I... am a '''gaybian'''.''<ref>[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only used this word once in the video [[Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet]]. Before this video, [[Clyde Cash]] had threatened to harm [[Julie]] under the condition that Chris refuses to admit that he's gay. Chris being Chris, he had absolutely no idea that he was once again under another elaborate trolling scheme, and had no clue how to handle the situation. Chris thought he could be sly and admit to being gay, while also being attracted to women. Thus, he tacked on the word "gay" onto "lesbian" to create the word "gaybian" so that he can say that he's a "male lesbian", despite this being a complete contradiction within itself.</blockquote>

;geinus
[[Image:Robotnik.jpg|thumb|I'M A MAD GEINUS! [[Doctor Robotnik|ROBOTNIK]]! ROBOTNIK!]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a genius

<blockquote>''Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a mad '''geinus'''! Robotnik, Robotnik!''<ref>[[Sonichu 1]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An accidental misspelling of "genius", this CWC-ism is the result of Chris's ability to spell, or lack thereof. In his futile attempts to spell words with "eni", he substitutes this with "ein", possibly due to his habit of spelling words phonetically.</blockquote>

;get it through your skulls
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Used to clarify something to your fans
<blockquote>''So everybody '''get it through your skulls''', I'm the real deal.'' <ref>[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this term a lot when trying to clarify various misconceptions about him, such as his straightness, and who the real CWC was. Variations of the phrase include "GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS", "Get it through your damn, dirty, immature skulls!", and "Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls".</blockquote>

;gitar
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A guitar

Origin: How Chris pronounces the word "guitar".
</blockquote>

;give birth, give the birth
<blockquote>
1. ''(verb)'' To transfer possession of the state of having been born, by bearing as offspring.

<blockquote>''My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only '''gave the birth'''--gave me birth at their ages...which my mother is sixty-six, currently, and my father is currently eighty. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth...then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of--for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early [[1980s]].''<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to think that a sentence like "Barbara gave birth to Christian" is grammatically equivalent to a sentence like "Barbara gave Go-bots to Christian."
</blockquote>

;GO!
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Having a style similar to the cartoon ''Teen Titans Go!''.

<blockquote>''As MUCH, as I would like to agree; Cute as it may be, it is still '''GO!''' Version, and #GOPony is something we Really do not like.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1211396957203247104</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' Of a descent originating from [[Dimensions|dimension CZ-69]].

<blockquote>''Just; Most '''GO!''' individuals are...NO!!!''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1215833863718567937</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this CWC-ism to describe his distaste for the MLP:FiM spinoff series [[Pony Life]], believing it to be in the same vein as Teen Titans Go! due to its artstyle. He would go around on his [[Twitter]] account spamming Hasbro and/or users showing any interest in the show with some of his TSSSF cards as a means of protest using this euphemism to put it under a bad light.
</blockquote>

;go make a rhyme
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate that he is in a [[Chris and writing|poetic]] mood.

<blockquote> ''Oh, Back Off, '''go make a rhyme'''. Love will come your way in good time.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/913230475774369794</ref> Keep Heart, Have hope and faith. Life is a coinkie-dink strafe. Have an open heart, don’t be afraid. Your sweetie is likely in your friendship parade.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris intended to write a rhyme in order to sound poetic in a tweet, continuing with the rhyming schtick in several subsequent ones. Due to his own laziness, the best Chris could come up with in terms of words that rhyme with "time" is "rhyme".
</blockquote>

;[[Godjesus]]
[[Image:Jesusbot.jpg|thumb|This is who Chris actually believes in.]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(shorthand)'' God and Jesus Christ.

<blockquote> ''As I have guide, as I was guide [sic] by, uh, God and Jesus. And because I, uh, cheated on Ivy lately, '''Godjesus''' were mad at me, so, even though she r-, even though she requested the recent items of question, sex-, [quietly] sexual stuff--videos and pictures--I am being punished because the trolls are getting their hands on them.''<ref>[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And also, who I'd like to thank, '''GodJesus''', our God and our Lord and savior, for their support, for their support as well, I pray to them every day, and I follow, I am guided by Jesus.''<ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris appears to be somewhat aware of the Holy Trinity (Holy Spirit, Son, and Father), the three forms that God takes in mainstream Christianity. Despite accepting Jesus as the son of God, Chris believes that God and Jesus are essentially the same entity. As a result, whenever he mentions God, he is never reluctant to mention Jesus in the same sentence. Because of this, Chris made this CWC-ism as a shorthand of "God and Jesus". This CWC-ism was the primary inspiration for the term "[[Godbear]]" to humorously refer to [[Leonard Bearstein]], who Chris has credited for his name change. Chris now no longer uses his CWC-ism, now referring to both God and Jesus as separate [[OCs]]. Chris now calls God "Emmanuelle".</blockquote>

;grand number of pounds
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Extremely heavy.

<blockquote> ''Note: The chair weighs a '''grand number of pounds'''!<ref>[[Power]]</ref>'</blockquote>

Origin: Used in a video where he tried to prove his strength to [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who was actually [[Joshua Martinez]], by lifting an office chair.
</blockquote>

;grinds my gears
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate he is annoyed with something.

<blockquote>Firstly, I got your image in my mailbox; while I thank you for your fanart, No Offense, but I do not appreciate Sonichu drawn looking retarded; I feel it '''grinds my gears''' a bit.<ref>[[Mailbag_2#In_which_Chris_insults_someone_who_drew_a_picture_for_him]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>Something that '''grinds my gears''' is how people are not accepting of the neutral terms of "darling" or "dear".<ref>[[:File:OpenLetter.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase almost every time he wanted to indicate he was annoyed and not outright [[angry]]. It is believed that Chris has picked up this archaic phrase from [[Family Guy]], specifically from a segment from the show called "What Really Grinds My Gears", where Peter is talking about things that annoy him or "grinds his gears".

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== H ==
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;hand-drawing
[[Image:Chris holding a pencil.png|thumb|Chris holding a pencil|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An original drawn image, as opposed to a facsimile of that image.

<blockquote>''I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a '''HAND-DRAWING'''! It's the original hand-drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house!''<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(verb)'' To sketch without the aid of digital technology, such as a computer.
[[File:Sonichuipaddrawing2020.jpg|thumb|A non-example made by Chris.]]
<blockquote>''No, actually, what I thought, is that you skip the '''hand-drawing''' and you draw everything on your PhotoShop with your computer mouse.''<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's process for producing his drawings is to draw them, by hand, on physical paper, and then scan the paper into his computer and use image editing software to add effects like lettering or (for the purpose of breaking the fourth wall) photographs. He takes comfort in the belief that ownership of the original paper drawings is evidence of his authorship and will frequently cite this in defense against perceived thieves and trolls.

Chris also thinks that drawing on a computer instead of paper is an inferior method of producing artwork; he thinks the results look "blocky and low-resolution," which probably speaks more to his [[:File:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg|his own experience using MSPaint]] than the artistic quality of, for example, [[Asperchu]]. The fact that a digital artist like Alec Benson Leary is nonetheless ''using his hands'' does not seem to have occurred to Chris.
</blockquote>

;Haterade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a metaphorical drink consumed by haters.
<blockquote>''Therefore, for all of you '''Haterade'''-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress. <ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref>''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Put down the '''Haterade'''; this is not going against any rules, it is just the way it is. Hey! I still have my flaws, so I am definitely Not a Mary Sue type of OC. Also, if I wanted a shot glass of '''Haterade''', I would read most anything this dimension’s @realDonaldTrump ever wrote.''<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun, informal)'' excessive negativity, criticism, or resentment.

<blockquote>''This is in reference to the Nypical '''Haterade''' Comment of “Get A Job” that is not only thrusted upon me, but to everyone who is creative and have powerful in their own respective, individual rights.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: Originally said by Lars in the 2010 [[Lars Call]]. Chris then used it almost nine years later. Likely a pun on the sports drink Gatorade.
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;[[heart level]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his emotional state

<blockquote>''100% Change the number to change your '''heart level''' and you can write a sentence to indicate how you feel.''<ref>[[Heart_level]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The concept of the "heart level" most likely stems from Chris's inability to understand emotions. As an alternative, Chris tends to use video game terms in order to measure such emotions.</blockquote>

;heal
<blockquote> 1. ''(verb)'' to ejaculate into someone.

<blockquote>''Had I Not '''healed''' her, she would be dead Late August.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris had somehow come to the conclusion that sex with his mother would make her more youthful, hence "healing" her.

</blockquote>

;heartsweet
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely '''heartsweet'''?''<ref name=OdeToRosechu>"[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]"</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Rearrangement of "sweetheart," possibly coined initially to provide more rhyming options in poetry. Chris primarily uses this term in Sonichu's dialogue, as the character's pet name for Rosechu. When speaking for himself, Chris tends to prefer "sweetheart," although the trolls use "heartsweet" in conversation with him.

''See also: [[sweetbolt]]''
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;heavyweight
[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris does NOT look like Chris Farley]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Stockboy; person employed to move heavy objects and perform other menial labor.

<blockquote>If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY. [...] If I have to I would be, get one of the '''heavyweights''', that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store.<ref name=FatherCall/></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' heavy.

<blockquote>I do not think Chris Farley looks like me at all, plus he was a LOT more '''heavyweight''' than me, and he was more wild than me.<ref>[[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, as usual, has to repurpose words rather than use the existing words that already mean what he wants to say.
</blockquote>

;hedgehog-defensive (or hedgehog)
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Protecting oneself by curling up into a ball, just like a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|hedgehog]].

<blockquote>And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my '''hedgehog-defensive''' state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.<ref>[[TooManyGames#Personal_space_talk]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>@MLPSilverQuill, having one’s own spirit killed is really not fun nor funny at all. And, believe me, I was literally in a worse huddled position than what I see here, and I FELT DEVASTATED at that moment. I went full '''Hedgehog Defensive''' and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts<ref>[[April_2019_social_media_posts#Hedgehog-defensive_state]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacing the likes of his [[Megatron pistol]] and his [[pepper spray]], Chris has adapted the habit of rolling up into a ball to protect himself from unwanted physical contact. The protective state he dubs "the hedgehog-defensive state" is most likely based off of the spin-dash attack from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, which the titular character uses to attack foes.</blockquote>

;[[hermaphrodite]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A derogatory term for passing transgender women, particularly those that haven't gotten bottom surgery.

<blockquote>''OH MY GOD!!! UGH!!! ARE YOU REALLY A '''HERMAPHRODITE'''?! I'm sorry, but that naughty picture just really shocked me and made me want to throw up. *deep breath* You do have a pretty face, but what happened just now is just like the movie, "The Crying Game", or the Thanksgiving episode of "The Cleveland Show".''<ref>[[Mailbag 25#It's a trap, again!]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' A person of an ambiguous gender, or who is female, who also has a penis.

<blockquote>If a '''Hermaphrodite''', I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin:A misuse of the archaic term for intersex people. Chris appears to use this term to refer to someone he deems as "almost a woman", which is also shown when he referred to some of his female characters as "all female" when having their penises removed. Chris used this term when he noticed that the sweetheart [[Bailey Jay]] had a penis, and she explained to him her experiences as a transwoman. Chris also notably talked about how if he had a "hermaphrodite" as one of his offspring, he'd raise them as a boy. Chris's rather specific usage of this term also shows some of his prior beliefs about gender before he transitioned himself, such as who he deemed "male" or "female" in the first place.</blockquote>

;[[HEXBox]]
[[File:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the video game consoles made by Microsoft, primarily the Xbox 360.

<blockquote>I never cared for the '''HEXBox''', and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT.</blockquote>

Origin: Due to his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Brand Loyalty]], Chris had an irrational hatred for the XBox, simply because of how much you've got to pay for it to access some of its content<ref>[[Mailbag_5]]</ref>. Because Chris viewed this device as a curse to humanity, he tacked the word "hex", which is defined as being a curse, onto the original name of the console.</blockquote>

;hide behind/under his mother's skirt
<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' To behave in a cowardly, immature fashion.

<blockquote>''You come to me now. Come face me like a man. Unless you want to continue being called a cow-a quivelling coward who '''hides under his mother's skirt'''.''<ref>[[Challenge for Clyde II]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An antiquated phrase alluding to children literally hiding behind their mother's skirts when frightened.
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;hippo on one's head
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A predicament or unpleasant situation one is currently facing

<blockquote>''I'M WET. I'M COLD. THERE'S A HIPPO ON MY HEAD. AND CLEARLY, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THIS ON MY OWN.''<ref>[[:File:JailArt15.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Someone's [[wikipedia:Hippocampus|hippocampus]]

<blockquote>''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)''<ref>[[:File:FSM2.PNG]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris states in an e-mail directed at [[Regina Novakova]] that the phrase originated as an example of his [[random-access humor]], apparently as a pun of the word "hippocampus". Following from this, he would famously use the term in a [[HippoOnYourHead|Flipnote animation]] of a person literally getting crushed by a falling hippo, and then use the term several more times to describe the "weight" of the hippo on people's heads. He has lately used this term to describe his struggles with being in jail in a drawing sent to [[Praetor]].

</blockquote>

;[[homo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A male homosexual

<blockquote>''Yes; the '''Homos''' I have heard from try to push their damn lifestyle in my face, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it.<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref></blockquote>''

2. ''(noun)'' A non-passing transgender woman, particularly one Chris doesn't deem an authentic woman

<blockquote>''So I would- so I would say, good luck being a fake woman because you'll never be able to achieve true femdom! And you'll always be a dang homosexual male, 'cuz you're born that way, you gonna to stay that way pretty much even if you're gonna- if you're gonna have your dick either chopped off or tucked in! People are still gonna look at you so ill. In the majority of this country.''

''Anyway, that's my response for now.''

''Damn '''homo'''.''<ref>[[Response to ADF]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(adjective)'' homosexual

<blockquote>''Every one of you who thinks I'm '''homo''' and calls me that—-because I am not; I'm straight! I'm straight!''<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

4. ''(adjective)'' relating to homosexuals

<blockquote>''Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' '''Homo''' Ads MUST BE GONE!''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had a hatred for homosexuals, out of fear that he'll become one himself. Even uttering words like "gay" and "homosexual" would make him uncomfortable. Chris also believed that those that strayed too much from their assigned gender at birth would turn out as being gay, which explains his defensiveness towards his more effeminate traits.</blockquote>

;[[Honest Content|honest]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' NSFW, containing adult content.

<blockquote>''Parental Advisory - VERY '''HONEST''' content.''<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only has a slightly good understanding of what honesty is. However, Chris doesn't seem to understand when it's most appropriate to be honest. In his mind, to attract mates, he has to be honest all of the time, even if this includes instances of his sexual misadventures. Chris knows that he's not supposed to discuss such topics publically with ordinary people, so he would have to keep such things in secret. Therefore, in his mind, it would be the honest thing to do to discuss such actions.
</blockquote>

;Hurtful Truth Level
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A point at which honest criticism should be stopped so as to avoid hurting a person's feelings, regardless of the usefulness of the advice.

<blockquote>''And another thing, When constantly exceeding that '''Hurtful Truth Level''' to me, it feels like to me you're, and you may as well have, told me, "I Hate You! I Hate You!", and forget about me.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Said in an email to Jackie after she had pointed out several glaring flaws in Chris's lifestyle and personality. Rather than take her criticism to heart and improve himself, he got angry and defensive, wishing that she would show sympathy for him instead.
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== I ==
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;I can feel the cosmos
[[File:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Statement of achievement and oneness with the universe.

<blockquote>''I promise, uh, three da—three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and God/Jesus's support, I feel like... we will be seeing many new—many new thing. The website will be better. '''I can feel the cosmos!''' Peace.''<ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by a line from the game Katamari Damacy, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmWxNFq6_3U "Oh, I feel it. I feel the cosmos."]
</blockquote>

;I got a fish

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Claim that one owns a fish.

<blockquote>'''''I got a fish!''' Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fish Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fiiiiiiiiish! Would ya like to make a wish?''<ref>[[I_Got_A_Fish]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a song of the same name, where Chris's [[random-access humor]] shines.</blockquote>

;I HATE ME TOO!!!

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' A self-destructive phrase used to attempt to gain pity from trolls

<blockquote>''You know what, '''I HATE ME TOO!!!'''''<ref>[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as part of the title of a gallery found on Chris’s [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Page.
</blockquote>

;[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]!
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expressed angrily when you wish to break someone apart to kill them

<blockquote>''Jason Kendrick Howell... you BASTARD! BASTARD! You hacked into everything! You have driven me so beyond the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it! YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT... '''I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!''' Goodbye!''<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as a [[death threat]] to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he has hacked Sonichu.net.</blockquote>

;I'm workin' on it!
<blockquote>1. ''(exclamation)'' An exclamation that you are working on something important.

<blockquote>'''I'm workin' on it!''' I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...<ref>[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used repeatedly by Chris to assure to [[Bob]] that he is doing his best to take down information about 14 Branchland Court from the Internet.</blockquote>

;IBAChandler
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Abbreviation for "I be a chandler," i.e., "I am a person named 'Chandler.'"

<blockquote>''I am so sick of hearing that stupid name that somebody made up back when I had that '''IBAChandler''' account, and I be a Chandler. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my last name.''<ref>[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(proper noun)'' [[YouTube]] username in use by Christian Weston Chandler during his conflict with [[Liquid Chris]], leading trolls to accuse Chris of being an impostor of Liquid named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]].

3. ''(proper noun)'' Name of a ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' villain based upon Liquid Chris, ironically named for the real Chris's alias.

<blockquote>'''''I B A Chandler''', And I am here to copycatly sieze claim of you hedgehogs and this city from your absent mayor's domain.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 79</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by [[Bob Chandler]]'s license plate, "I B MR C" ("I be Mister C.").<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;ID
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Identifying.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and Vestites; '''ID''' as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref name=Vestites>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris argues semantics]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly derived from ID meaning "Identification". </blockquote>

;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the extremely high probability that any woman Chris talks to is not [[CWC-isms#boyfriend-free|boyfriend-free]].

<blockquote>''With the '''infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor''', I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences.''<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is aware the general chances of him finding a sweetheart are extremely slim. Not willing to admit he's not at all attractive to most women, Chris blames it on the fact that most men are "jerks", and that one probably is already dating the woman he's trying to latch onto.</blockquote>
;information overload

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An act of spamming a webpage with pictures.

<blockquote>''I had thought the '''Information Overload''' would somehow Take Down the page; I admit that I was mistaken.<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: When Chris saw all of the explicit pictures on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, he decided that the best course of action would be to spam the article with his own pictures. His logic was that if he kept doing this faster than the other editors, they'd have to delete the article, as they just wouldn't catch up with him.
</blockquote>

;instinction

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An instance of something being used a certain way.

<blockquote>''Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all '''instinctions''' and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"''<ref name=IRC2January09/></blockquote>

Origin: Once again an instance of Chris trying to sound smart by using a word that sounds foreign to him, made up or otherwise. The end result, however, gives the impression that Chris isn't familiar with the word "instances".

</blockquote>

;intersex

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Relating to any gender identity outside of the gender binary.

<blockquote>''As a Tomgirl, '''Intersex''' of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser, I am in full support for Human Equal Rights for everyone."''<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out... kinda]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used the term "intersex" interchangeably with the term "transgender" on many occasions, and also uses it to refer to Silvana, who actually is intersex. This gives the impression that when he talks about something being "intersex", he means that it isn't entirely "male" or "female".

</blockquote>

;[[Iron Curtain|iron curtain]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The mostly hermetic seal between [[Reality Cartoon]]s, such as the [[Chris and reality|real world]] and the fictional universe containing [[CWCville]], that prevents the [[Dimensional Merge]] from proceeding.

<blockquote>''But we are getting increasing magics, here, with more and more opening portals and growing tears and cracks in the '''iron curtain'''''.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris begs; posts creepy photo of Barb]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Coined by Sir Winston Churchill in 1946 to refer to the limits of Russian intrusion into central Europe after the War. Chris presumably heard it once in [[Manchester High School|history class]] and forgot what it meant, unless he is comparing his fictional world to the [[Chris and censorship|Soviet Union]]. Alternatively it was fed to him by the [[Idea Guys]].

''See Also:'' [[#F|fourth wall]]</blockquote>
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;Jail of Fail
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A rather unappealing jail to reside in.

<blockquote>''I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type, you may Remember her (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many (Good) Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this '''Jail of Fail'''. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated Sports Bra, Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Said in a letter to the long-time orbiter and enabler, [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].

</blockquote>

;janekop
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A female [[CWC-isms#jerkop|jerkop]].

<blockquote>''YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. SO SAYS THIS '''JANEKOP'''.''<ref>[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas the term "jerkop" is a portmanteau of the CWC-ism "jerk" and the word "cop", janekop is a portmanteau of the words "jane" and "cop". The word "jane" is a slang word for "woman". <ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jane</ref>
</blockquote>
;[[JERKS|jerk]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. Any male other than Chris and his dad in general, particularly those that Chris dislikes, especially one that gets in the way of his LoveQuest.

<blockquote>''On the flip side, I feel discomfort around men, because they can be such mean and cruel '''jerks'''.''<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "jerk" is generally defined as "A person with unlikable or obnoxious qualities and behavior, typically mean, self-centered or disagreeable".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jerk#Etymology_1</ref> As stated in the quote above, Chris believes that all men to be cruel, selfish, and overall unlikeable. Therefore, he views almost all men as jerks.
</blockquote>
;[[Jerkop|jerkop]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. An official of the law.

<blockquote>''I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid '''Jerkops'''.''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris views most officers of the law as jerks, due to how often they'd thwart his LoveQuest, the term is a portmanteau of "jerk" and "cop". Possibly a pun on the word "jerkoff", which is defined as being "a contemptible man".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/jerk--off</ref></blockquote>

;[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAAAY]]
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|Chris preparing for hanky-panky with Julie, using a blow-up doll no less]]
<blockquote>''(interjection)'' 1. An expression used by Chris to indicate how much he'd love having sex for the first time with [[Julie]]

<blockquote>"Oh, Julie...'''JULAAAAAY''', JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"<ref>[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris first shouted this infamous CWC-ism in the video [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]. He originally intended to share this video privately with [[Julie]], (unaware that 'she' was actually a 13-year-old male troll), to show what their first date would amount to, despite this breaking his Three Date Rule. Seeing how Chris was somewhat of a porn junkie,<ref>[[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases]]</ref><ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref> Chris must have picked up that during sexual intercourse, one of the people may shout the name of the other person in order to "spice up" the orgy. When the video got leaked soon after, the term started to be used by trolls humorously, to the point where [[weens]] started using the phrase in excess, making the CWC-ism lose its luster.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;jumping the shark
<blockquote>''(verb)'' 1. To start over from scratch

<blockquote>"I am moving out of this Twitter into creating a new one I created, @CPU_CWCSonichu. New and renewed followers will all be screened by my ally, as to keep out the Haters and Harassers. Starting up new and fresh. '''Jumping The Shark''' from old to new"<ref>[[Misc texts#CPU_CWCSonichu]]</ref>

</blockquote>

Origin: The term "jumping the shark" humorously refers to the point where something once popular which has begun to lose its viewer base pulls an extreme stunt in hopes of garnering attention. The term comes from an episode of the television show ''Happy Days'', where Fonzie literally jumped over a shark while water skiing. Ironically enough, despite Chris's misuse of the phrase, many people could easily say that the comic of Sonichu and Chris as a person have "jumped the shark" several times, especially with [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcons]] and- of course- Chris's change into a [[Transgender|transwoman]].

</blockquote>

;Junkeon

<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A selfish, arrogant, and ignorant jerk that was raised by another selfish, arrogant, and ignorant jerk.

<blockquote>"But, yeah, you have these kinds of people raising kids of their own? Are they seriously fit to have and raise children of their own?! I feel even more sorry for those children, because that brings in not only a bunch of f*** up bullies and potential worse than arrogant narcissists, but essentially a bunch of '''Junkeons''' who will have a Very Limited vocabulary and mentality. WILL they actually mean what they say, or will they be constantly, meaninglessly quoting memes and tv shows? I feel it is clear.<ref>[[April 2026 social media posts#Rant against Kiwi Farms]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misspelling of "[[Transformers|Junkion]]", which Chris uses to chastise his haters in a Twitter post.

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== K ==
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;kawaii
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' cute or adorable.

<blockquote>''Also, I have thought up something '''kawaii''' we can talk about; Makeup and Fashion ideas.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 28]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''That look really suits you; you look so '''kawaii''' and cool.😊''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1209184205776797697</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The Japanese word for cute, once popular in the English-speaking anime/manga and fashion subcultures. Chris has used this word in almost all cases where he describes anything he thinks is cute and cuddly, more so in recent times, where the use of this word is no longer taken seriously, and seen as more of a joke to poke fun at [[Joshua Wise|weeaboos]].</blockquote>

;[[Kick the Autistic]]
[[File:CWC gets kicked.jpg|thumb|A self-administered kick]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' America's favorite game

<blockquote>''I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC!"''' *sigh*''<ref>[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any action which involves doing something to Chris that he doesn't like

<blockquote>''And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC"''', then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.''<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#21 January]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' Any form of discrimination towards Chris for being [[autism|autistic]].

<blockquote>''And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of "'''Kick the Autistic'''". I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. *Game Over*''<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris had this paranoid idea that the whole world is going against him and his goals, solely due to his autism. In this sense, the fact that so many people supposedly wanted to thwart his goals made him feel like he was being "kicked" around. </blockquote>

;Kra-Kow!

<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase indicating that Chris roasted someone.

<blockquote>''What? I’m just telling the truth. I hear and see WORSE shit from you Haters. At this point, I’d rather look back in that memory than PTSD over y’all’s Hate-Filled content. '''Kra-Kow!'''''<ref>https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1231269768310722560</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/318700111138943542/ a comic strip] from Calvin and Hobbes. Most likely inspired by the sound lightning makes.</blockquote>

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== L ==
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;Laughs Under Lucricities
[[File:LULZ.jpg|thumb|"[[C-Log 03182026|For the LULZ!]]"]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(backronym)'' backronym for "LULZ"

<blockquote>''Although, F.Y.I., "LULZ" is short for "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''"''<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any form of humor made at Chris's expense

<blockquote>''... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE''<ref>[[Chris emails 2008#August]]</ref>
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Origin: It's likely that Chris first heard of lulz on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]-<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008#August]]</ref> the slogan of which is "in lulz we trust"- and thus forever associated the term with trolling. Originally he would simply say "LULZ" ''ought'' to stand for "Laughs Under Lucricities," but he soon began implying that it already does.<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2008|Email]] from Chris to Robert Simmons V on 12 August 2008</ref> Lucricities is seemingly a combination of "lucrid" (another non-word with apparent negative connotations that Chris has used<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 48]]</ref>) and "ludicrous" but falls short of being a portmanteau and is more like the result of a head-on collision of the English language.

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;lesbian soul
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' What Chris believes to be his true [[Chris and sexuality|sexuality]].

<blockquote>''I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female '''Lesbian Soul''', and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/pg/cwcville/about/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris declared himself transgender, he continued to be attracted to exclusively to biological females regardless of their own sexual orientation.<ref>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's]]</ref> Thus, Chris became a lesbian. As a way to assert to detractors that he was a lesbian, Chris cited himself as having a "lesbian soul" despite previously living as a straight man for thirty years.

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;level-up king
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Master of [[card games]].

<blockquote>''There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the '''level up king'''!"''<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before his permanent ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]], Chris would play games of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh with some of the other customers. Despite his sick obsession with both games, Chris never developed any type of strategy to compete with other players, making it very difficult to succeed at the game, even when he played against small children. Eventually, when the shop was just down to six people, which included Chris, the manager, [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], and [[Lucas]], Chris did win a match against a relatively new player, and excitedly jumped up and down at this accomplishment like a child. Along with this, he shouted the phrase "I AM THE LEVEL-UP KING!"</blockquote>

;like, you know
<blockquote>1. ''(discourse particle)'' Space filler during sentence.

<blockquote>''I don't want too much conflict to happen, '''like, you know'''. You wouldn't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. I mean-like, you know, between you and him any further. Yeah.''<ref>[[I Love You Kacey]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's speech consists mostly of uh's, um's, and other vocalized pauses.</blockquote>

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;live from home once again
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction stating that one is recording themselves from their home.

<blockquote> ''Hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you '''live from home once again''' and we're going to talk about the recent and more obvious topic, of "The Dimensional merge". Yes! This dimension! Right here! 1218. Is going to be merged with our sister dimension "C197" where all of our s- where most of our superheroes, super-villains, OCs, and what have you, and other characters, consisted, have been existing and co-existing. Yep!''<ref>[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase became Chris's typical means of starting his videos since late 2015, replacing the famous Captain's Log. Although it is sometimes used appropriately (i.e. livestreams), Chris uses the phrase even in prerecorded videos that are not, in fact, live.</blockquote>

;[[Love Quest]]
<blockquote>1.''(noun)'' Chris's former on-going search for a sweetheart.

<blockquote>''As for Wes, I blame all of these happenings on him. If he had not taken my life-long friend away from me, I might have a Pretty Girlfriend today. And I would not have had to set out on endeavoring '''LOVE QUEST'''!''<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: Since attending [[PVCC]], Chris has embarked on a 15-year long quest to find his true love. Chris constantly failing to achieve this goal was what gave this CWC-ism its name.</blockquote>

;lovehog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A lover in a relationship between two [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Also, I have finished the drawing for you, and I have shown off the Original '''LoveHog''' Couple's Wedding Rings, and their three children: Cerah Rosey, Robbie Sonee and (Shiney Rosey) Christine Rosey.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehog".</blockquote>

;lucricities
<blockquote>1. ''(pl. noun)'' lurid acts or motivations

Origin: Chris completely made this word up, presumably based on "lucrid," which may in turn be based on the actual word "lurid." According to Chris, the word "lulz" can mean either "Laughs at my expense" or "Laughs under lucricities," so presumably the two contexts are equivalent.
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;lucrid
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' obscene, profane, wicked
<blockquote>''And promoting the hatred, and...drawing such loose—such '''lucrid''' mockeries is not gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way...''<ref name=csm>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Possibly a corruption of "lurid," given the context. Alternatively, it might be a corruption of "ludicrous." Chris has used this word to describe the homoerotic/dickgirl art on the ED page, as well as the fan comic in which he was depicted as a man-baby. Ironically, even before Chris used this word
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;majorly

<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' very, really

<blockquote>''Well, at the mall today, my heart had a extremly fast recovery, then it became '''Majorly''' Shattered again.''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005|CWC's Diary: 29 March]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''That Cake Cost Me $11!!! UGH! What a '''majorly''' royal waste.''<ref>[[Cakefarts#Later thoughts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A stilted word used likely because has more syllables (thus making it sound smarter to Chris) than the regular ones it replaces.</blockquote>

;make one's own peeps n' poops

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to urinate and deficate at the same time

<blockquote>''Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' babychild! '''Made his lil' peeps n' poops'''! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom.''<ref>[[PlayingHouse]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a clip of Family Guy, where Herber the Pervert is letting his dog out to "make his pees n' poops". <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg</ref></blockquote>

;Mama
[[File:Christine and pikachu.jpg|right|thumb|Mama Christine with a [[Sonee]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' What Chris refers to himself as when roleplaying as one of his [[OCs]].

<blockquote>''I am going to some shopping and donating amongst the artists affected by the COVID virus of this Dimension, on behalf of '''Mama''', Chris Chan Sonichu. Thank you, again, to the individual who bought the book set recently. Still waiting for the set of #TSSSF cards to sign and offer.''<ref>https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1251259373810302977</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes himself to be a parent to his characters. Since he identifies as a woman, he has given himself the alias “Mama”. Chris further shows his lack of self-awareness by not realizing how awkward it is to have anyone, even his own characters (who are presumably teenagers) refer to him as such.</blockquote>

;[[Manajerks|manajerk]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a store manager

<blockquote>'' two Manajerks asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was NOT!''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005]] (20 July)</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmantau of "manager" and "jerk". </blockquote>

;[[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary Lee Walshing]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' akin to to Mary Lee Walsh

<blockquote>''She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, '''Mary Lee Walshing''', Witch Bitch!''<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's ongoing resentment against his old college dean has led him to compare a Wal-Mart manager who banned him from her store to Walsh. He apparently fails to comprehend that the "-ing" suffix is generally associated with verbs.</blockquote>

;mashed potato grenade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[Wikipedia:Stielhandgranate|Stielhandgranate]], a special German hand grenade with a handle.

<blockquote>''I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my '''mashed potato grenade''' could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder.''<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a Facebook post sent to [[Megan Schroeder]] accusing her of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game Place]], where he [[Chris and reality|makes paranoid claims]] of what she, [[Mimms]], [[Lucas]], and [[Snyder]] were thinking that day. A corruption of "potato masher grenade", a common English nickname of the Stielhandgranate<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stielhandgranate</ref>.</blockquote>

;[[Mass debating|mass debate]]
[[File:Mass_Debate.jpg|right|thumb|Massive Debating]]
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to pleasure one's self; to masturbate

<blockquote>''I've actually done it '''mass debating''' to myself so many times, even with a hunk of - even with an inflatable plastic woman...''<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This particular euphemism comes from Chris's tendency to refrain from using inappropriate language, as well as his unusual variation of a southern accent combined with a minor speech impediment.</blockquote>

;mental block

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's autism

<blockquote>''And, uh, during my high school years, I was used to being surrounded by… girls… in my circle, and after having to, uh, leave them I felt ever so lonesome. And, after the stress from some of the people—people at PVCC, as well as my '''mental block''' of autism, it became hard from me to approach gir—approach the girls like I used to.''<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to his [[autism]] as a "mental block" because he believes the term refers to a disability. In his case, his supposed disability to socialize with girls. In reality, a mental block is the inability to remember a specific thing at a given moment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_block</ref></blockquote>

;Meta

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' being able to break through the fourth wall.

<blockquote>''Also, there is no problem with breaking your own fourth wall with us from your dimension, here. Go '''Meta'''. We are certainly Meta with and for you all as well.''<ref>[[October 2020 social media posts#Homelander and C-197]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: From the Greek prefix meaning "after" or "beyond". Chris views all cartoons as being on a dimension higher than our own. According to him, being able to break through the iron curtain entails obtaining a higher mode of consciousness.
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;mislabel

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to put a label on Chris or any of his creations in a way he doesn't like, regardless of truth
2. ''(noun)'' a label of such slanderous nature; see also "misunderstanding"
<blockquote>''I am NOT a Dictator. Why are you giving me an even WORSE '''Mislabeling''' than the Homosexual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again? ''<ref>[[Common Questions#1_February_2010]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Just about everywhere. He appears to use this term as often as the word "slanderous". Curiously, the redundancy "ill-mislabeling" (as if there were any other kind) has appeared once.<ref>[[CWC Blog#28_December_2009]]</ref>
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;misspeak

<blockquote>1.''(verb)'' to lie

<blockquote>''Sometimes, I have '''misspoke'''. But you are more important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. Hand to God. And on my Bible. I'd have to go look for it.''<ref>[[ToJackie]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Instead of accepting that someone has called him out on [[Lies|his bullshit]], Chris prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this ploy.

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;misunderstanding

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a deliberate view that contradicts Chris; see also "mislabel"
<blockquote>''*AND WE WILL NOT TAKE THE '''MISUNDERSTANDINGS''', THE MISLABELS, AND ALL THE LIKE SITTING DOWN!!!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Issue_9/Page_39|2=Issue 9 Page 39}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misappropration. Note that it is not, as in reality,<ref>[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misunderstanding Merriam-Webster Dictionary, "misunderstanding"]</ref> a mistaken notion (alternatively a dispute) based on faulty information, but a malicious action worthy of [[tard rage]]. Apparently a slanderous troll has to actively "misunderstand" Chris. Also, Chris has used the related word "misunderstood" (participle adjective) as an insult, not realizing that if the troll misunderstood (transitive verb) him, ''Chris'' would be the one that was misunderstood (participle adjective).<ref>[[Mailbag 39#Rosechu_the_transwoman|Mailbag 39]]</ref>
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;modnar
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' random

<blockquote>''I may be '''modnar''', but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone.''<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Random", spelt backwards.</blockquote>

;[[Monthly tugboat|monthly tugboat]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's Social Security Disability Service

<blockquote>"I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a '''monthly tugboat.'''"<ref>[[Monthly tugboat#References by Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently coined the term "Monthly Tugboat" due to a comparison he makes between gaining money through his SSDS vs. winning the lottery. In his mind, winning the lottery is like riding a "Luxury ship that can easily sink", while gaining money from the government is the same as getting cargo from a ship pulled by a tugboat. <ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12]]</ref></blockquote>

;morrow

<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' Synonym for moral.

<blockquote>''The '''Morrow''' remains: Look up to whoever and whatever you like as your childhood hero like no one else is watching you; remain proud with your choice and preference. 💜⚡️''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris supports playing with whatever toys you want]]</ref>
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Origin: Unknown, possibly a corruption of the word moral. Used exclusively by Magi-Chan during Chris month-long twitter roleplay in August and September of 2019.
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;Mother Nature errand
<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' The bodily urge to either [[Piss|urinate]] or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|defecate]].

<blockquote>''All right, well, ladies, it’s been fun, but I gotta split and take care of ah... y’know, a '''Mother Nature errand'''.''<ref>[[Sonichu Home Club]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A peculiar take on the idiom "call of nature".
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;[[Muscle bra|muscle bra]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A sports bra used for covering a man's bare chest.

<blockquote>''And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a '''muscle bra'''. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.''<ref>[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Contributing to his previous fear of the homos, Chris also had a fear of seeing the bare chests of other men out of fear that it'll make him gay. He therefore suggested that men cover their chests under penalty of the law. Chris most likely adapted this name due to some weird association he makes between muscles and sports.</blockquote>

;my two bolts and a heart

<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' Chris's opinion or takeaway on something.

<blockquote>''Okay. I get serious creep and dark vibrations from all of this. I mean, you may do as you will if it feels right with you. Just '''my two bolts and a heart'''.''<ref>[[April_2021_social_media_posts#Dark_vibrations]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's version of the idiomatic expression "my two cents", referencing his emoji signature "⚡️💙⚡️". Chris has also used a similar phrase before while roleplaying as Sonichu, shortening it to just "my two bolts."<ref>[[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]</ref></blockquote>

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;[[naïve]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb, lacking intelligence.

<blockquote>''You are such a cowardly, '''naïve''', retarded, individual.''<ref>[[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers]]</ref ></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only seems to understand the most simplified definition of the word. In general terms, the word "naïve" is defined as "showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgment."<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/naive</ref> However, in Chris's mind, the word is used to "question one's intelligence". Despite his distaste for the use of the word on him, this turns out to be a commonly used insult by Chris.</blockquote>

[[File:FRENCH-NAVY-CameraObscura.jpg|thumb|Chris travels to France]]
;navy
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' semen.

<blockquote>''You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the '''navy''' being drunk. Yeah. Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Play on words, i.e, a navy is a collection of seamen/semen.

''See also: [[CWC-isms#C|Comeuppance]]''
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;nearly same
<blockquote>1. ''(Adjective)'' Similar.

<blockquote>''And so I killed about- killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a troll posing as that girl. [sighs] THE VOICES SOUNDED '''NEARLY SAME'''.''<ref>[[For Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

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;negligent

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[negligee]]

<blockquote>So, I went onto Adam & Eve's website, and ordered three garments, and a transparent robe. One of the '''negligent''' is about exactly on what I had drawn onto myself.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An obvious mispelling of "negligee", a form of lingerie.

</blockquote>

;neurotypically hindered
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Lacking the proper mindset or intelligence to understand Chris's world building, just by being normal.

<blockquote>''Go ahead; that Is what happened that day, and they did not mind it much. To mock us makes you all Soo '''Neurotypically Hindered'''.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203938198424035329</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes that the term "neurotypical" refers to having average brain function, rather than lacking any sort of mental condition.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1207129697752141824</ref> He believes that if one only possesses average intelligence, it makes it impossible for them to fully accept his fantasy world, thus claiming it as a "hindrance".

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;neutral
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' platonic.

<blockquote>''I apologize, but I meant the term '''neutrally''', and I never meant anything from that.''<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And One More thing, Darling!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's '''neutral''' usage. Hmpf!'<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes words like "darling" and "dear", are gender neutral terms. Because of this, he assumes that if he claims that he used it in a "neutral" way, people will know he's not using the term in a romantic tone.

</blockquote>
<blockquote>2. ''(adjective)'' politically centrist or nonpartisan.

<blockquote>''He is a communist! And we do not like communists within this country! We are Republican, Democrat or ''' neutral'''... And I am '''neutral''', so I can go either way, but I do not exactly care much for communism!'<ref>[[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]</ref></blockquote>

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;[[Niggo|niggo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An African-American person.

<blockquote>''Chris: [sighs, raises his voice] BILLY MAYS IS THE NEW MAYER OF CWCVILLE!</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: Yeah, and also say that "Christian Chandler will be thrown in jail!" CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: And Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: "Where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers!" Say this one really loud.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: Where he will be raped by a bunch of '''niggos'''.''<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bastardization of the racial slur "nigger". This minced oath was used only once after [[BlueSpike]] persuaded Chris to say: "''BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers''". Chris decided to repeat this phrase, but he also thought he could "outsmart" BlueSpike by replacing "niggers" with "niggos" in order to avoid saying the offending word directly. Ironically, a whole year after the incident, Chris referred to [[Surfshack Tito]] as a "nigger" [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|several]] [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|times]], despite not even knowing what he looks like.</blockquote>

;No fucking shit / N.F.S.
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' obviously

<blockquote>''[[The WCT]]: Don't let [[Jacob Sockness|Jacob]] get close to you ever.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: '''No fucking shit'''.''<ref name=wctdms>[[WCT DMs]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''The WCT: The Sockness Saga will be something to watch when Geno gets there. ''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: '''N.F.S.'''.''<ref name=wctdms></ref></blockquote>

Origin: Another instance of Chris attempting to add unnecessary emphasis onto his writing.</blockquote>

;[[Nombie-zazis|nombie-zazis]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' zombie nazis

<blockquote>''Anyway, as for the medical study, and this will require your aid, Magi-Chan. In June of 2015, the scientists have found the gene-like molecule which makes a person turn...ugh..'''nombie-zazis'''.''<ref>[[:File:Son10revp3.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacement for homosexuals and homosexuality in the revised [[Sonichu 10]].</blockquote>

;not-troll
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a victim of trolling.

<blockquote>''Consider who does more harassing, which do you block? <ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-278#post-2549629]]</ref>
<blockquote>
*Every Foul-Mouth Troll
*The '''Not-Troll''' they follow</blockquote>''</blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's mind, only two types of people exist on [[the Internet]], those who are trolls, and those who are victims of trolling. Because the person being trolled is supposedly '''not''' a troll, they are a "not-troll". Chris eventually deleted the aforementioned post, and reposted it, replacing "not-troll" with "victim" to clarify what he was referring to in the first place.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-279</ref></blockquote>

;[[Noviophobia|noviophobia]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the fear that someone you want to date is already dating someone else.

<blockquote>''His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of '''Noviophobia''', where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A Jerk.”''<ref>[[Sonichu's News Dash]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Because Chris was so frustrated with so many [[CWC-isms#J|jerks]] stealing his potential mates, Chris decided that his envy and hatred of men was a real phobia. Thus, overconfident in his ability to speak [[Spanish]], formed the word "noviophobia" by using the Spanish word ''novio'', meaning "boyfriend", and the English suffix, -phobia, meaning fear . </blockquote>
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;[[OC]]
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation, noun)'' Original Creator. A god or deity, including [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Chris himself]].

<blockquote>''I recall that there was a Mythos about me online: myself, Chris Chan, I; I was an '''OC''' in my own stories; was I Real in this “Reality” that is Dimension 1218? And then I was confirmed in late 2007 with that blurry photograph of me in a moment of great shock and stress.''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(abbreviation, noun)'' Original Creation. A resident of a [[Reality Cartoon|cartoon dimension]]

<blockquote>''I am pleased to announce from this collab piece alone, we have ten Sonichu/Rosechu '''OCs''' confirmed for the OC Expansion Packs of our #TSSSF set of cards, and then some, as I’m also delegating with my other friends as well. This is going to be a massive and lovely OC party!''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Short for ''original character'', a common term used by fanfiction authors for characters invented by themselves and used in their stories yet not present in the source material. Chris believes that fictional characters [[Chris and reality|really]] exist in other [[dimensions]], and under the [[Idea Guys]]' influence was convinced they are deserving of worship. Beginning with the Console Patron Units from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', he has since generalised this idea on his own.</blockquote>

;OH! MY AXELS! (or OW! MY AXELS!)
[[File:Axels2.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of pain in one's axles (the central shafts of rotating wheels or gears in a machine).

<blockquote>'''''OOOHHHHHH!!!! MY AXELS!!!!!'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Written for [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]]'s cameo in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], based upon the character's tendency to complain about its aching mechanical components.</blockquote>

;OH, MY CHRIS CHAN!
[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|150px|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Exclamation uttered by Chris during his phases of holding a [[messiah complex]] and [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].

<blockquote>''Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Chris|Mama]] with [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? '''[[CPU Blue Heart|Oh, My Chris Chan]]!'''''<ref>[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Typed as a comment for the [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]] episode involving an embarrassing email.</blockquote>

;old-fashioned<blockquote>
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Holding a belief that may be considered politically incorrect.

<blockquote>''But still, call me '''old-fashioned''' but, I'd rather be- I would not- I'd uh- I'd definitely wouldn't uh... NOT BLACK. Not black.''<ref>[[Mumble_4]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''My father is '''OLD FASHIONED'''; he NEVER gives thought to homos, and he HATES them too.''<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to regard most traditional beliefs and rituals to be offensive to the general public.

2. ''(adjective)'' Dating back to the 1980s.

<blockquote>''Ah, you can tell this is an '''old-fashioned''' Lego set on account of this—the old-fashioned "LegoLand" on the corner.''<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to believe anything that's been made more than 5 years ago is as old as dirt.

3. ''(adjective)'' Preferring real women over waifus.
<blockquote>''Nothing against waifus and the people who have them, but I Never Really understood the appeal and concept of making out a character from a show who is Dimensions Away from your own league to be any sort of a significant other to you. I’m more '''old-fashioned''' towards real women.''<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Opinion on waifus]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. However, Chris seemed to use this word like this because he's aware it isn't considered customary to be sexually attached to fictional characters over real people.

</blockquote>

;ounce of vagina

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Essentially Chris's way of saying "I'll at least lose my virginity at some point".

<blockquote>''And, as for you, Jason Kendrick Howell… as sure as I am to get at least one '''ounce of vagina''', I have your number, and you're going down!''<ref name=AttentionAll/></blockquote>

Origin: Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.<ref name=AttentionAll/> In the years since, he's gotten at least [[Mia Hamm|two]] [[Barbara Chandler|ounces]].
</blockquote>
;outercourse
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the act of stimulating someone else's genitals.

<blockquote>''I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of '''outtercourse''''' [sic]'' (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you.''<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "outercourse" is actually another way to refer to dry humping.<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/outercourse</ref> In Chris's mind however, outercourse simply refers to sex which involves touching another's genitals, because the action happen outside of the body.</blockquote>

;overinexperienced
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Being overly inexperienced.

<blockquote>''My Body is sexually overinexperienced, and Starved.''<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: It apparently didn't occur to Chris that sexual inexperience isn't the least bit comparative, at least not in the context where he intended to use this word.
</blockquote>

;overpowered (or OP)
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' A disproportionate amount of strength, which is worn as a badge of honor.

<blockquote>''If I was a neuro-typical mind, as opposed to '''overpowered''' psychic, I’d have gotten dizzy. ''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A term normally meant to refer to imbalance in game mechanics. Chris adopted the term at some point during or after the [[Idea Guys]] saga as a way to brag about his nonexistent psychic abilities and ludicrously powerful fictional characters.</blockquote>

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== P ==
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;parkay
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an epic style of running

<blockquote>''Hello there, fans! It's Christian Chandler here, live at the downtown mall, where for the Sonichu franchise and city of CWCville, and everything like that, I'm gonna do a '''parkay''' from this point all the way down to the gara--parking garage where, at the end, we will get a nice view of the tent-style theater that's down there where events are held.''<ref>[[Sonichu's Edge]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], Chris calls his style of running "parkay". Chris confused his running as a form of parkour, an acrobatic sport typically used in the military as a means of practicing the navigation of a complex environment without the use of equipment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour</ref>. Given Chris's [[speech impediment]], the word "parkour" somehow came out as "parkay".
</blockquote>

;[[Parody|parody]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any work that "borrows" characters, plots, or styles from other pieces of fiction, whether infringing International [[Chris and copyright|Copyright]] Law or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of Christian Weston Chandler, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise '''parodic'''.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:Issue_8_Cover.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of what constitutes as a parody most likely comes from his interest in shows like [[Family Guy]] and [[Excel Saga]], the former of which use copyrighted characters to make jokes around them, and the latter of which parodied various clichés found in anime. In his mind, because those shows can get away with using such characters and scenes, that gives him an excuse to do the same thing in his comics as long as he states it's being done as a "parody". Ironically, Whenever Chris spoted an actual parody, he thought that the characters from the original work were being defaced.<ref>[[Parody#Chris does not understand the concept of parody]]</ref></blockquote>

;peanut
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who disregards you, or otherwise does not accept you for who you are.

<blockquote>''So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total '''peanuts'''. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: Apparently derived from "{{w|peanut gallery}}," a term used to describe the hecklers in an vaudeville audience who would throw peanuts at a performer. Chris's own spin on this concept is to dismiss such hecklers as being insignificant like literal peanuts.
</blockquote>

;[[Pedofork|pedofork]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pedophile.

<blockquote>''I am not a '''pedofork''', you DORKS!!!''<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Created as a half-assed attempt to make "pedophile" rhyme with dork. Coined in Chris's [[Madman Rising]] video, in response to the trolls who were comparing him to [[wikipedia:Herbert_(Family_Guy)| Herbert the Pervert]] from ''Family Guy''.</blockquote>

;Pfalm
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The act of placing your palm over someone's face or the camera, as if it's the viewer's face.

<blockquote>''Be geek, be proud, pfaaaaaalm! Emgo; silly! Silly, silly person. Have a good day, be safe, be good.''<ref>[[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, it comes from the phrase "palm in your face" which is a phrase [[Emgo316]] uses, combining the words "palm" and "face".<ref>[[Random Thoughts (will be updated from time to time)]]</ref> Even though the CWC-ism was coined by Chris in 2017,<ref>[[Son-Chu Review]]</ref> it was not actively used until 2024.
</blockquote>

;[[Pickle|pickle]]
[[File:Pickle Rick.jpg|right|thumb|Chris bought this back in 2018. The brine-soaked irony!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A penis, particularly one of [[JERKS|any man that isn't Chris]].

<blockquote>''Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu, Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' '''PICKLE'''!!!!''<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply3.PNG]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "pickle" is one of the few hundred slang words for the word "penis".<ref>https://web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF/PenisTesticlesSlang.pdf</ref> It is unknown why Chris prefers to refer to the penises of other men as "pickles", while he calls his own his "duck", but it may have to do with Chris's sexual insecurity and the fact that he legitimately hates actual pickles <ref>[[Mailbag 4#Why Chris hates pickles]]</ref>, whereas Chris thinks he's special enough to have a cutesy name for his own penis.</blockquote>

;[[Pmurt]]

<blockquote>1. ''(proper noun)'' The 45th and 47th president of the United States: Donald Trump.

<blockquote>''EID '''PMURT''' EID!!!!!!''<ref>[[Eid, Pmurt, Eid]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Donald Trump's last name, but spelled backwards. In Chris's first usage of this CWC-ism, Chris mentioned how "Trump spelled backward is "Pmurt", which sounds like "hurt".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>
Due to Chris's strong hatred for Trump, he frequently referred to Trump as Pmurt- believing that the spoken word of a backwards name has the power to degrade and weaken a person.<ref>[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref>. In Chris's eyes, if he repeated the word again and again, everyone would turn against Trump and start voting for [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris had no sway over the election aside from his own vote.
</blockquote>

;point at your snout and oink
<blockquote>1. ''(verb phrase)'' Do something humiliating to yourself.

<blockquote>''You both want me to even Beg, you can go '''point at your own damn snouts and Oink''' like Eric Cartman, and then [[Rape]] yourselves with your own Damn [[Star Wars|Darth Maul]] [[Sex toys|Dual LightSabre]].''<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A reference to a scene in the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "{{w|Scott Tenorman Must Die}}", where Scott makes Eric Cartman embarass himself by singing a song about being a "little piggy". Chris said this to [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito]] upon failing to receive a cash bounty for destroying his own [[PlayStation 3]].
</blockquote>

;poke
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana.

<blockquote>''Anyway, eclectic! High on the hedge and high on the hog. You want some of this '''poke''', mon?<ref>[[CWC address to Royal Board]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended as a demonstration of what "Soni-Chew the Eclectic Heeedge Hog Poke Mon of London, England" would sound like. A coded reference to Pokémon, and may or may not be a play on the verb "toke".
</blockquote>

;[[Polyamorous marriage|polyamorous]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Polygamous.

<blockquote>''I go'' [sic] ''married to Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu last March, and then I married Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo last June. We all share a '''polyamorous''' relationship.''<ref>[[:File:Miss_Cherry_asks_Chris_about_his_marriages.png]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An etymologically malformed neologism from the 1970's for having multiple romantic or sexual relations at once, misapplied by Chris. </blockquote>

;prawns
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Subordinates or helpers, often those wittingly or unwittingly aiding a sinister character.

<blockquote>''You keep sending out your '''prawns''' to do your dirty work, you coward.''<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris almost certainly meant to type "pawns" here. </blockquote>

;[[Prickly-Wicklies|prickly-wicklies]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Punishments given for insulting or harming Chris.

<blockquote>''War gets you '''prickly-wicklies'''... as well as punches.''<ref>[[Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies#Possible origin]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refer to ''Fuzzy-Wuzzies''.

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#F|fuzzy-wuzzies]]

</blockquote>

;[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
[[Image:PVCCitizens.jpg|thumb]]
<blockquote>1. ''(backronym)'' The headquarters of several Sonichu villains.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: The name itself is a backronym of the college Chris attended, the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. After experiencing several mishaps throughout his college experience<ref>[[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of English]]</ref><ref>[[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of college]]</ref>, the dean giving him the cold hard truth about why his [[Love Quest]] is doomed to fail became the straw that broke the camel's back, and Chris thought it would be a smart idea to deface the college afterward in his comics.</blockquote>

;prowldent
<blockquote>1. ''(???)'' Unknown.

<blockquote>There's no quote to cite this from, just a logo in which Chris gives the name "Prowldent Virginia Community College" to [[PVCC]].<ref>[[:File:ProwldentVCC.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely combining connotations of "prowl" and "dent" (either to leave an indentation or [[fangs|teeth]]).
</blockquote>

;Pu Tuhs!
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Shut Up!

<blockquote>''SHE; my Ariel Starter was Female from the start, so '''Pu Tuhs!'''''<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Favorite Pokemon]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Shut up" backwards. Because it is backwards, Chris thinks it is more debasing than the normal version of the phrase.
</blockquote>

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== Q ==
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;q-sand
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Short for quarter sandwich (i.e. a quarter of a sandwich).

<blockquote>
''So, mom ignored her and ate the '''q-sand''' in front of her.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Appeared in an [[Jackie E-mails 31|e-mail]] sent to [[Jackie]] dated August 5, 2011. Most likely unnecessarily used as a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|way past cool]] abbreviation.
</blockquote>

;quarters
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An office space; headquarters.

<blockquote>''Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her '''quarters''' and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whenever Chris says that he's being brought to someone's office, he always refers to it as their "quarters", as if he was being brought to some kind of evil hideout. This could be to add unnecessary dramatic effect to his stories.

2. ''(noun, pl.)'' coins, no matter their origin or worth.

<blockquote>''Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C '''quarters''' and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change?''<ref>[[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The first time this word was used like this was in [[Sonichu 9]], where it is revealed that [[CWCville]] issues its currency in the form of "C-quarters" and "W-quarters". According to this issue, 10 C-quarters, make up a single W-quarter, which ultimately defeats the whole concept of the "quarter" coin. Despite being a part of the United States, CWC-ville still issues this strange form of currency, along with US dollars. Because of this, Chris likely decided to refer to his currency as "quarters" so that it could technically count as US currency.</blockquote>

;quite
<blockquote>1. ''(exclamation)'' A fancy replacement of the word "right" or "correct".

<blockquote>''Arthur: Magi-Chan, it's because of his-- you know, he wants to help all of his friends, and with his ability to contact them all simultaenously at the same time, it's an amazing ability to have.</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Chris: '''Quite''', he is the psychic type, after all.''<ref name=CatKnight>[[CatKnight Interview]]''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adverb)'' to the utmost or most absolute extent or degree; absolutely; completely.

<blockquote> ''Hm. Not enough to, uhh... Well, he knows quite-- he can see '''quite''' a bit far into the future, but although there are details of which you might not be able to see, a point or two.'' <ref name=CatKnight/></blockquote>

<blockquote>''For a hundred dollars? Th-that's, that's '''quite''', that's uh, it'd take more funds for me to, more funds than that for me to be able to acquire the material figures...''<ref name=CatKnight/></blockquote>

Origin: Chris infamously used this word, along with "indeed" ad nauseam in his interview with [[Arthur Spatchcock]], believing that doing so is essentially the same as speaking his language, British if you will.</blockquote>

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== R ==
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;raincoat
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a condom.

<blockquote>''You ARE the woman...we gotta stop by [[Wal-Mart|Wall-Mall-Wart]] on the way for a "'''raincoat'''".''<ref>[[Sonichu 7 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "raincoat" is actually an archaic slang term for the word "condom".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat</ref> Given that Chris has been raised by two geezers his whole life, and that part of his childhood has consisted of [[Gilligan's Island|old TV shows]], Chris thought that people would understand what he meant when he states that his Mary Sues are having protected sex with a raincoat.</blockquote>

;[[random-access humor]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' non-sequitur.

<blockquote>''Punchy grew up in a dojo, where he perfected his punches. He is also full of '''random-access humor'''. He lost his tail in a brutal fight.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his brain is completely random, and it always spews out incoherent garbage. In his mind, this works in the same way a computer processes random-access memory.<ref name=FatherCall/>

</blockquote>

;rapier
[[File:ReldnahcTheRapier .jpg|thumb|Reldnahc the Rapier]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun, attributive)'' rapist, sexual assailant.

<blockquote>
''Now! My '''rapier''' friend, I would very much like you to get off me, please.''<ref>[[Sonichu 12]], [[:File:SchuComic12-1P60.jpg|page 60]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris-Chan Sonichu calls [[Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc#Fictional_biography|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] his "rapier friend" in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]] after Reldnahc tackles him to the ground in a suggestive pose and touches his chest, thus (in Chris's hyperbolic mind) "raping" him. As a double double entendre, he could also be using the externally attested definition, as an adjective meaning "witty",<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective</ref> and metaphorically referring to a kind of thin, sharp-pointed sword. This is incredibly unlikely due to Chris's basic understanding of the English language, and he most likely didn't know "rapist" is the term for one who rapes, not raper or rapier.
</blockquote>

;reality cartoon

<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' The universe.

<blockquote>
''Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a '''reality cartoon'''.''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris's life revolves mainly around [[Vidya]] and cartoons, it would make sense to him that the most believable explanation for the universe and everything in it is that it's all a cartoon. Likely related to Chris's known belief that [[Chris and reality#Fictional characters and media|all fiction actually exists in alternate universes]]. Chris's interactions with the [[Idea Guys]] made this idea seem even more plausible to him.
</blockquote>

;[[recycling]]

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' the act of one ingesting their own semen to preserve their sperm count.

<blockquote> I '''recycle''' my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do masturbate.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref> </blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having very little knowledge of how the male reproductive system works, thinks that men can run out of sperm from masturbating or orgasming too much. Fearing the loss of "potential children", Chris actually thinks that by ingesting the sperm back into his body, his sperm count will stay in balance, thus, he is "recycling" it.

</blockquote>

;[[Redemption Arc]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's alleged period of redemption.

<blockquote> I am in my '''Redemption Arc'''. Please be kind to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.<ref>[[:File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg]]</ref> </blockquote>

Origin: Named after the common trope found in fiction, where a villainous character atones for past actions.

</blockquote>

;reeb
[[Image:4centgarbagereeb.jpg|thumb|Glug! Glug! Glug!]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' beer or any other alcoholic beverage of the like.

<blockquote>''Then he glugs his '''reeb''', heh-heh, and then he conks out.''<ref>[[Sonichu 8 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, thinking he's so [[Slow-in-the-minds|clever]], decided to censor any mention of the word "beer" in his comics, by spelling the word backward.</blockquote>

;Resident-Evil refrigerator

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The refrigerator in the previous Chandler Household.

<blockquote>''Kitchen very much blocked off all over... with the '''Resident Evil refrigerator''' right there.''<ref>[[Tour of Chris's House II]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to the fridge as the "Resident Evil" kind, because in Japan, the game ''{{w|Resident Evil}}'' is known as ''Biohazard''. Considering the quality of the household, that name may very well fit the description of the fridge in the state it was in before filming the [[Tour of Chris's House II|Second House Tour]].</blockquote>

;[[Respectable Frames]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's aviator glasses.

<blockquote>''Grandmother Glasses? These are Respectable Frames I have picked out from Wal-Mart.''<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris defends the pedo-glasses]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in [[Mailbag 20]] in protest of a troll disrespectfully calling his glasses "grandmother glasses".</blockquote>

;romps in the hay

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' sexual intercourse

<blockquote>''This page, by the way, was drawn before last March, so stuff Has Happened since then, it is all good. Go ahead and Muck It Up in your heads, Trolls; I Am BiSexual, and I Laugh at your Jokes. (Awesome Romps in the hay with him, as well as Cryzel)''<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has used this term since at least 2018.
</blockquote>

;[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The female counterpart of the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]].</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Rosechu of CWCville, [[Rosechu]]. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the last name of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' character, Amy Rose, and "Raichu", the evolved form of a Pikachu.</blockquote>

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== S ==
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;[[saga]]
<blockquote>1 ''(noun)'' An ongoing event within Chris's life.

<blockquote>''A Sonichu Special: CWC's Love Quest '''Saga'''''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris was actually the first to use the term "saga" as Christorians know it today, using it as such when describing his Love Quest on the cover of [[Sonichu 4]]. It wasn't until the Miyamota Saga when the term was used by Christorians to describe ongoing events in Chris's life as we know it.</blockquote>

;salty
<blockquote>1 ''(adjective)'' showing more maturity or coarseness than is expected, especially knowledge of [[honest]] topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]].

<blockquote>''Ah, but I am not the weak person they think I am; I am much, much '''saltier'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon a line from "Bowling Girls", ninth episode of ''[[Excel Saga]]'': "But I'm not the sweet little girl I was a few minutes ago! I'm much, much saltier now!" "Salty" in this context derives from naval lingo, since the most experienced sailors would have greater exposure to both the saltwater seas and worldly experiences.
</blockquote>

;[[Scale of Respect|scale of respect]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his respect for other people.

<blockquote>''I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my '''Scale of Respect''' each by 2 points''<ref>[[Scale of Respect]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, like most other autistics, tends to view the world based on numerical values due to their lack of understanding of certain abstract concepts such as respect. Because of this, Chris made his very own numerical scale to decide on who should be respected, compared to who shouldn't.</blockquote>

;Scooby-Doo Detective
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Mocking term for amateur or faulty investigative reasoning based on misguided, simplistic or weak evidence.

<blockquote>''Of course, ONLY as far as all of you know, since the less than '''Scooby-Doo detective''' skills and lack of psychic power practice makes the majority, I am capable of thinking and processing faster.''<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#What got Chris into Sonic?]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based on the Scooby-Doo animated series where the main characters, who are amateur teenaged detectives, often solved simple and predictable mysteries. </blockquote>

;seinor
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Misspelling of senior.

<blockquote>''A cool Junior or '''Seinor'''-Year student, and follow their example on asking others out''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An example of how the “i before e rule” escapes Chris.

</blockquote>

;self-epic
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' describing a situation which is epic, and at the same time related to Chris and his various clones.

<blockquote>''And I will square-off in the TRULY '''SELF-EPIC''' Battle between me, and my Dark Half.''<ref>[[An Important Update]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Chris and his Ego|Self-explanatory]].</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;self-masturbation
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Mass debating|masturbation]].

<blockquote>'''''Self-masturbation''' is really arduous and annoying.''<ref name=15min>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris decided to add the prefix "self-" to make it clear that he was stroking his own [[duck]], apparently unaware that use of said prefix is redundant (the term masturbation typically implies self-pleasure unless one specifies otherwise).</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;self-sexually active
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' in the habit of [[Mass debating|masturbating]].

<blockquote>''And Another Thing, yes, I will admit I was '''self-sexually active'''; WAS. You all turned me off of Sex LONG Before I even thought of coming out as Trans in ‘14.''<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A modification of "sexually active".</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;ship
[[File:Chillaxingcard.jpg|200px|thumb|An example of a "shipping".]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An act of two or more OCs interacting with or performing any given action towards one another, regardless of any romantic feelings.

<blockquote>''You must take a Pony card from the grid and reattach it elsewhere with this '''Ship'''. That card's power activates. At the end of the turn, until the Pony card attached with this '''Ship''' is discarded of removed from the grid, it gains the Keyword Villain.''<ref>[[:File:EpicOnlineBully.jpeg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An abbreviation of the word "relationship". Chris learned the term from the card game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]'', a My Little Pony fan game satirizing the popular internet trend of shipping. He used the game as another creative medium to sell items to fans, trolls, weens, and enablers.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;shitful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' hurtful; defamitory.

<blockquote>''And this is the last time I will ever say anything in response to your '''shitful''' and hurtful comments and hatred for Hate's Sake!''<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Shitful is a vulgar slang word, synonymous with words like "boat-load" or "truck-load". Chris may have seen the "shit" part of this word and assumed that it was a more profane version of "hateful". Disregarding its actual meaning, the word to Chris is used for situations that seem "shitty" to him.</blockquote>

;[[SLGBTQ]]

<blockquote>1. ''(acronym)'' an extended acronym for LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) which includes "straights" and "questioning people".

<blockquote>''Considering your logo there, Texas will be feeling more love from the '''SLGBTQ''' community; give us props and Love, Lone Star State.''<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Hurricane Harvey and SLGBT]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first used this acronym, he didn't explain what groups the "S" or "Q" were supposed to represent, making plenty of people confused. Eventually, Chris revealed that the "S" represents '''s'''traight and cis-gender people, while "Q" represents "'''q'''ueers" or "'''q'''uestioning people". Chris believes that if he included straight people into LGBT, then those particular people would feel more invited to join into the community. Considering the fact that gay people are minorities, adding the "S" to LGBT only defeats the entire purpose of identifying people as LGBT in the first place.</blockquote>

;[[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a mentally handicapped person

<blockquote>''And finally, after a hard "odd" day, he rides home on a bus, but unfortunately, it had a few "'''slow-in-the-minds'''" on it.''<ref name=AWeekWith>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: While the exact origin of the term is unknown, slow-in-the-minds was first used by Chris in a high school assignment.<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks#Help This Unborn Child]]</ref> "Slow-in-the-minds" works as a stand in for the less-socially-acceptable "retard", so it's possible that Chris created this CWC-ism in order to self-censor.

</blockquote>

;slow-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' mentally retarded

<blockquote>''As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look '''slow-minded'''; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest.''<ref>[[Chris emails 2007#February]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''OK, I can definitely name you a few reasons, like there was this one [stutters] …there was this one '''slow-minded''' individual named Tony. He was like as big as-he was as big and strong as an ox. He just kept on making all the moanings and noises and whatnot, and he sometimes even-even-a couple of times he even spat on me, and he even bopped me on the back of the head once or twice during the whole-during the whole time I knew him there.''<ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' stupid, but not quite retarded

<blockquote> ''I'll admit I have had some '''slow-minded''' moments. But I am certainly not totally retarded.''<ref>[[Father Call#Crossing the Naïve Line (1:46:21-1:52:36)]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!
[[Image:SNERGEN FLERGEN!.PNG|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A phrase one may shout out when asked for attendance.

<blockquote>'''''SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!'''''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic9P6.jpg]]</ref>
''-What?''

''Uh...here!''
</blockquote>

Origin: An obvious example of Chris's [[CWC-isms#R|random-access humor]]. This weird phrase appeared in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], when the cast was asked for their attendance during a [[CWC-isms#D|Dating Education]] class. When [[Wild Sonichu]] was asked for his attendance, he blurted out this phrase as Chris's many attempts to be funny in his comics. Given Chris's childish sense of humor, it would make a whole lot of sense for him to include a character randomly blurt out a nonsensical phrase out of nowhere.</blockquote>

;snooze cruise
<blockquote>1. a long period of slumber

<blockquote> ''Next, he had Trigonometry...I'd hate to be Christian when his nerves kicked into action after waking up from a "notey" '''snooze cruise''', but I was.''<ref name=AWeekWith/></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]'', in the Super Sonic's Story cutscenes, after Sonic gets woken up by Tails: "I was on a snooze cruise, I guess!"

</blockquote>

;somecummpentydifferent
<blockquote>1. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce a change in subject.

<blockquote>''Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for '''somecummpentydifferent''' — a bunch of good pushups!''<ref>[[Getting Foam Ed]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce use of [[random-access humor]].

<blockquote>''And now for '''somecummpentydifferent'''. BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, Greeg, why is people running away.''<ref>[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different ''from''.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is trying to say "And now for something completely different" like John Cleese does on [[Monty Python]]. Suffice to say Cleese's ability to say three multisyllabic words in rapid succession exceeds that of Chris.</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|somkey]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' The quality of having smoked recreationally, be it tobacco, marijuana, or some other substance.

<blockquote>''Thank our mayor, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler that CWCville is a clean city; nobody has to go home drunk or '''somkey'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A simple corruption of the word 'Smokey', used by [[Jamsta Sonichu]] and [[Lolisa Rosechu]] during their report on [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|Spring Break, 2008!]].
</blockquote>

;[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]
<blockquote>1. (noun) The male counterpart of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Sonichu of CWCville, Sonichu. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the name of the titular character of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', Sonic, and "Pikachu".</blockquote>

;soo
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Very, Very much.

<blockquote>''Dear Blanca, I am '''soo''' happy that you were revealed as my True, Honest Sweetheart-To-Be''<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In writing, Chris often adds extra o's to the word "so" to prolong the "o" sound and show added emphasis. This has the (unintentional?) effect of mimicking the speech patterns of a Valley Girl or an effeminate homosexual. However, where most people would add two or more o's, (e.g., "I love you sooo much!"), Chris frequently only adds one, resulting in "soo," which makes the word look like it's supposed to be pronounced "sue".

This may originate from pamphlets published by [http://www.channing-bete.com/ Channing Bete], [[Autism|short and uninformative]] self-help pamphlets often handed out at churches, the last page of which often feature a summary headlined by "Soo…" Given his distrust of help from anyone other than [[Rocky]], it is not entirely impossible that Chris has read Channing Bete pamphlets occasionally.

This is one of many recurring jokes in the [[Sonichu Audiobooks]] in which the narrator pronounces words like "soo" as they are literally spelled, instead of how Chris intended them to be read.
</blockquote>

;soul-bonding
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Sexual intercourse as a means of purifying someone.

<blockquote>What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara's health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Coddling, Talking, and Supportive '''Soul Bonding''' to mainly Extend her Life, personally by Divine Intervention.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has somehow come under the delusion that having sex with his mother would "purify" her, and extend her lifetime, all through the act of bonding each other's souls.

</blockquote>

;soup beds
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Homeless shelter with beds

<blockquote>'' I mean, we have soup kitchens and we have '''soup beds'''. We should really combine the two into SOUP HOTELS!''<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris tries to distill his "soup hotel" idea into its two components, but he mangles one of them by retaining the "soup" prefix.
</blockquote>

;sourdough region
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The crotch area

<blockquote>''Its weak point is still the '''sourdough region''', but it would take FIVE KICKS to get to it''<ref>[[Sonichu 4 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In his Sonichu comics, Chris has decided to make the main weakness of the jerkops their crotch. The weakest of the jerkops take only one kick to be taken down, while higher-ranking jerkops like [[Jerkhief]], take five. The reason why Chris refers to this spot as the "sourdough region" is unknown, but most of his other CWC-isms already tend to sound so nonsensical to begin with, it barely even matters.</blockquote>

;spike on one's shoulder
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' refers to the act of holding grievances towards someone.

<blockquote>''There was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he had a '''spike on his shoulder''' against me.''<ref>[[Father Call#The Shit Hits the Fan (33:24-39:17)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A confusion with the phrase "chip on one's shoulder".</blockquote>

;spot
<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' A small amount.

<blockquote>''the recent 43.98 purchase was actually a ''spot'' of Wheeling and Dealing I did; I actually spent less to make a profit.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris likes to retardedly incorporate British English into his sentences when he has the chance, possibly to sound more classy than he actually is. The phrase "A spot of X" is a British English idiom referring to a small amount of something.</blockquote>

;sticky dream
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A wet dream

<blockquote>''After falling back asleep Chris had a "'''sticky dream'''."''<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris claims that a "wet dream" actually refers to wetting one's bed as opposed to nocturnal emission.
</blockquote>

;straight path
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The quality of being heterosexual and cisgender

<blockquote>''And, besides, if you stray away from the '''straight path''', it can really jeopardize the entire future of the world and the human race.<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had an intense fear of "falling off the straight path". When he states this, he is essentially referring to being on the path to straightness, in the same way a normal person would refer to someone being on the path to success. Chris also had this unrealistic idea that being in contact with gay men would suddenly make him gay too, making him fall off the path. Possibly also an allusion to the phrase "straight and narrow" and/or the Biblical passage Matthew 7:14: "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;[[Sub-Episodes|sub-episode]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The side stories in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: A result of Chris's use of [[Chris and English#Television jargon|television jargon]] in his comics.</blockquote>

;sumbah
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Minced oath for "son of a bitch."

<blockquote>''Yo, Christian, thanks for saving my sister from that crazy '''sumbah'''''<ref>[[Sonichu Special 4]], page K-4</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Probably based upon "sumbitch."
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetbolt|sweetbolt]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pet name used by [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Ahh..that salad was great! What's wrong '''sweetbolt'''?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' A sweetheart.

<blockquote>''I understand, and I will NEVER put it against you. Yes, as your '''SweetBolt'''. :)?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first worked on his Sonichu comics, he tried to incorporate as many references to electricity as he can to match with the Pikachu part of the titular character. A portmanteau of the CWC-ism "sweetheart" and "bolt".
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart|sweetheart]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A potential lover.

<blockquote>''Oh, gee, I'm sorry Bionic, but back then I was na- I was naive on dating and all that, so I just didn't think of it at the time. But if you a '''sweetheart''', Meg has created quite a few foxy characters. If she's cool with it, you could go out with one of them.''<ref>[[Sonichu 6 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Another cutesy pet name given to candidates of his Love Quest.</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An ideal sweetheart beyond the friend zone.

<blockquote>''For days to weeks to months to years, I Felt So Lonesome and Incomplete. But I didn't STOP! In the name of Love, and the fact that there had to be a Boyfriend-Free Girl out there, somewhere, for me to get to know, grow a strong companionship with and make into a '''Sweetheart from the Ground-Up''', so in later years, after the inevitability of my parents leaving me, I WON'T BE ALONE. And I can eventually realize my dream of being a good husband, and father of a pretty girl named Crystal.''<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: As stated, Chris intended to use this weird phrase to indicate that he wants an ideal gal-pal well beyond the friend zone. Chris thought this phrase sounded so clever that he used it constantly.</blockquote>
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== T ==
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;teenages

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The 13-19 age group; teenage years.

<blockquote>''Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all '''teenages''', as well as the, uh, gals.''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's [[Future Message]], he attempts to talk down to just about every age group. In order to do this, he starts his video off with the quote above. Chris clearly couldn't think of a way to refer to teenagers, so he decided to refer to such people by "teenages". A butchering of "people of all ages".</blockquote>

;teir
[[File:Teir.png|thumb|200|Chris spelling tier wrong.]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Misspelling of tier.

<blockquote>''$1 '''Teir'''''<ref>[[Patreon]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Yet another example of how Chris is unaware of “i before e”. In a June 2019 update, he managed to spell tier wrong throughout multiple descriptions, despite the correctly-spelled word being visible right on the page.</blockquote>

;telekinesis

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Telepathy, i.e. communication through long distances, usually via psychic or supernatural means.

<blockquote>''I’ve been communicating with her through '''telekinesis''', and she sounded very lonesome.''<ref>[[Silvana]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas tele'''kine'''sis means ''moving'' objects from a distance with psychic powers (c.f. ''[[wikipedia:kinetic energy|kinetic]]''), Chris has never used the term properly. [[Magi-Chan|Psychic]] [[Silvana|characters]] in the [[comic]] have both powers of telekinesis and telepathy, but Chris has only used the former to refer to both.
</blockquote>

;Temple

<blockquote>1. [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]].
<blockquote>''Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine Kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the '''Temple'''.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In [[2019]] Chris designated his house as the "Temple of CWC Sonichu" due to his growing [[Messiah complex]].
</blockquote>

;That was a straw that sold the blade to the executioner

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' That was the final straw.

<blockquote>''And on top of that, literally doxing someone on [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi]], because someone has a hold over [[Bismuth|Naught]] to the point of him having to feel very insecure about himself. And the topper, in my eyes, one of y'all sent threats to [[Praetor|Anni]]. Fortunately, she completely missed and overlooked that memo in her inbox. '''That was a straw that sold the blade to the executioner'''.''<ref>[[MKR DMs]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used the phrase in listing his grievances against some members of the [[Watchmen]].
</blockquote>

;theoretical ex

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' One of the trolls who posed as a potential love interest for Chris during the classic period of trolling, between 2008 and 2011; a catfish, generally-speaking.

<blockquote>''Yeah, it’s like, you know, even when I try to make a new relationship, uh, especially among the '''theoretical rex-, exes''' I had, I still could not tell which was which…''<ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript#Chris's history with the trolls]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris started calling the trolls who pretended to be his girlfriends during the classic era "theoretical exes" around the time of his date with [[Catherine|Catie]]. When pressed by Cousin Al as to what he meant, he cited that people may not always be who they say they are on the Internet.
</blockquote>

;This Viral Event

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The worldwide Coronavirus ([[COVID-19]], SARS-CoV-2) outbreak in early [[2020]], which began in [[China]] on New Year's Eve [[2019]] and has since become the most severe pandemic since the Spanish flu of 1918. Regarded by Chris as a trivial excuse to cancel a perfectly good ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention.

<blockquote>''The Bottom Line is that '''This Viral Event''' is actually a better step in our own developments and evolution, as well as a deity-level test to sort out the weak from the moderate and strong of mental and soulful intervals, and nothing else.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's [[Chris and religion|theodicy]] assigns any misfortune in the world to the Dimensional Merge. As the disease's spread has caused many governments to forbid large gatherings as a sanitary measure, it has become a [[Chris and His Ego|personal inconvenience to Chris]]. He believes that the pandemic will soon be stopped by [[OC|fictional characters]]' efforts,<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of dimensional merge]]</ref> making it nothing but a transient event.</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|tobacky]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' tobacco or tobacco products

<blockquote>''If I could, I would take every last ounce of '''tobacky''', put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon.''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: American English slang, used by Chandlers since 1856,<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tobacky#English</ref> and for [[random access humor]] since 1928.<ref>[http://www.uwosh.edu/home_pages/faculty_staff/earns/song.html Back in Nagasaki Where the Fellers Chew Tobaccy]</ref> Chris hates the act of smoking cigarettes so much that even uttering the word "tobacco" makes him feel uncomfortable, so Chris uses this as a retarded {{w|minced oath}}.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref></blockquote>

;tom-tom
[[File:Duck Pounding Some Tom-Tom.jpeg|thumb|A duck pounding some tom-tom real hard]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia.

<blockquote>''MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR '''TOM-TOM''' TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from the short Adult Swim music video, ''Pound my Tom-Tom'', which served as the intro to the cartoon, ''Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil''.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow</ref> Considering Chris barely understands anything adult, the fact that this was meant to be a bad euphemism, which the character, Lucy, used to avoid directly mentioning her vagina, flew over his head.</blockquote>

;[[Tomgirl Pictures|tomgirl]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A femboy, which is a person who identifies as male though still cross dresses.

<blockquote>''I am '''Tomgirl'''.''<ref>[[:File:I_am_tomgirl.jpg|PSN comment as of 6 April 2011]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: analogous to "tomboy", i.e. a girl who likes boy-stuff.

</blockquote>

;too many crooks

<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of dissatisfaction with an overabundance of evildoers.

<blockquote>''Well, call it--this was "too many crooks." '''Too many crooks!''' Too many crooks! And that ED page is one of those crooks.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon the idiom, "too many cooks spoil the broth." Although that idiom means something, this is just an incomplete sentence.
</blockquote>

;took my idea for a fall

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Refers to ruining Chris's [[Love Quest]] plans.

<blockquote>''I am very mad and upset, because that JERK took my idea for a fall, just like that XXXXX at PVCC did!''<ref>[[CWC%27s Diary#2004]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this in his poem [[Saddest Heart in the World]] as well as a 2004 diary entry. Appears to be a mangling of "took me for a fool."</blockquote>

;[[Toxic Trio]]

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A combined name for the Watchmen [[Naught]], [[Kyle]], and [[MKRNightVee]]

<blockquote>''Hey, @everyone. For starters, in light of the recent events @Neko has been through, and the light shedding on the toxic trio, an announcement with care for now:
To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regard to us of 1218.''<ref>[[:File:TheKnights1stLayer-26Jun21 - Chris intro.png]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used by Chris when he joined The WCT's [[Knights of CWC]] Discord server after WCT convinced him to distance himself from the "trio".</blockquote>

;triage

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' ménage à trois; a romantic relationship between three people.

<blockquote>''Magi-Chan Sonichu, Silvana Rosechu & Mewtwo / A Loving '''Triage'''''<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts‎‎#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A corruption or misspelling of "triad", possibly influenced by the ending of "ménage". "[[wikipedia:Triage|Triage]]" is a real word with a completely different meaning and unrelated etymology.
</blockquote>

;trollin' stupid

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Very stupid, in a manner pertaining to trolling.

<blockquote>''Because that's what you deserve, you God damn womanizing raping... '''trollin' stupid''' pickle suited... nigger!''<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to have coined this phrase for his [[CWC "Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]] lyrics with "trollin'" serving as an intensifier along the lines of "fucking."
</blockquote>

;true and honest

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' something [[Honest content|honest]].

<blockquote>''I like sharing my honest feelings with other people because they're good feelings, most of the time. And more importantly they are '''true and honest''' feelings. SO THERE.''<ref>[[For Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris first used the adjective with reference to his love for [[PandaHalo]], and the adjective was often used by [[Liquid Chris]].
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== U ==
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;ugly growth

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to refer to his own penis negatively.

<blockquote>''"Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the '''Ugly Growth''' Up Mine!"''<ref>[[Colin Chat 2]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Un-clit|un-clit]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A piercing Chris got on his perrinium as an immitation clitoris.

<blockquote>''It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my '''un-clit'''.''<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: During his Tomgirl years, Chris was, and still is, very desperate to gain female body traits such as bigger breasts, wider hips, a fully functioning vagina, etc. In order to get a part of the work done, Chris got a piercing on his taint as a sort of pseudo-clitoris, showing more of Chris's limited knowledge of female anatomy. </blockquote>

;uncouth
[[File:Uncouth Twat.png|thumb|Most uncouth!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' unlikeable, lacking good manners.

<blockquote>''And, by the way, among which, You give the Males a Most Terrible and Horrible Name in your behavior. Most '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Trump is most Immature, '''Uncouth''', and Not Valid to be president.''<ref>[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I felt it appropriate to change my profile photo back to the filtered one for what happened in France the while back with due respect of the continuing of Trump's most drastic and '''uncouth''' actions in office.''<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''You, sir, are '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>[[April 2017 tweets#Trump, you mocked the mentally-challenged]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''All of you are nothing but immature, borish, '''uncouth''', and damned Neanderthals.''<ref>[[Sonic Boom Protests#Chris Rages On]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Not Sexual Fantasy; Friendships, You '''Uncouth''' Cad. Hmpf!''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Unleashing his inner Brit]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And as it Had been My fault on that #NationalGirlfriendTweet that started the whole mess, that was Why I chose whole-heartedly to Harass Me instead of Doopie or Anyone Else who was being harassed with the mis-content from Years Ago from me taken Out Of Context, Mind you, because Harassing Anyone at Anyone else’s Expense is Just Plain Wrong, Bullying, and '''Uncouth'''!''<ref>[[October 2017 tweets]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''And it was ignored by you that Talulah Bankhead coined the term for Tabitha, you '''Uncouth''' Twat.''<ref>[[August_2017_tweets#Tabitha addresses CWC flame war]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I agree it is shameful of these people to have accounts just to haze at me and all others, Soo '''uncouth'''.''<ref>[[NightStar2891 tweets#Twitter spam for Tabitha]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You '''Uncouth''' Cads!''<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Still missing Quinn]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As demonstrated, Chris uses this word way more than any 21st-century [[American]] would. It is often speculated that Chris picked up this word from an ''MLP'' episode, where Applebloom and Applejack are talking about what the word "uncouth" means.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SrQ-Oz1k4</ref> Seeing how this conversation alone is somehow a staple in the Brony subculture, and how Chris is one of those Bronies who sees more [[Night_Star#Chris_spills_the_beans|meaning]] in the show than it actually possesses, Chris likely picked up this term due to how foreign and smart it sounded to him.

Chris is also notorious for his use of British English whenever he tries to make it seem he knows what he's talking about. It is also fairly likely Chris may have adapted this word solely because he thinks British English words will make him sound smarter.
</blockquote>

;[[UNGA-WUNGA]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A sexual chant from the [[Cherokian Clan]].
<blockquote>''There is no quote to directly cite the use of this CWC-ism. This CWC-ism was used in one of Chris's art pieces appropriately named "UNGA-WUNGA"''</blockquote>
Origin: Comes from a horrifying art piece Chris drew of himself banging [[Jackie]] against a tree while a group of Cherokians masturbate to their orgy.<ref>[[:File:Unga_Wunga_Time.jpg]] (NSFW)</ref> As for the questionably racist phrase itself, Chris simply stated that it was "just a random phrase I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref></blockquote>

;unto
<blockquote>1. ''(preposition)'' Archaic or poetic form of the word "to".

<blockquote>''Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully '''unto''' you, Julie.''<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''I am very devastated, due to my SHATTERED HEART that [[Mary Lee Walsh|XXXXX]] caused '''unto''' me!''</blockquote>

Origin: Another one of Chris's autistic ways of sounding smart, possibly in imitation of the Bible. (c.f. ''[[Chris and hypocrisy|Do unto others...]]''). Chris uses this form more frequently than most English speakers of the 21st century should, even when it sounds unwieldy.
</blockquote>
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== V ==
|-
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;vaginatables

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia

<blockquote>''There is no quote to cite the use of this CWC-ism. Chris used this CWC-ism in an e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com".''</blockquote>

Origin: A strange hybrid of the words "vagina" and "vegetables", purely for Random-Access Humor.</blockquote>

;vege-marmite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Vegemite

<blockquote>''Certainly not a '''vege-marmite''' sanwich. Lol''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A retarded pun made by Chris to state his distaste for veggie marmite. Coincidentally, vegemite is essentially marmite, yeast extract from brewing beer turned into a pungent, salty paste, with vegetables and spices added in.<ref>{{w|Vegemite}}</ref></blockquote>

;vestite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A transvestite person.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and '''Vestites'''; ID as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref name=Vestites/></blockquote>

Origin: In the above post, Chris intended to write the words "transgender" and "transvestite" in the same sentence without duplicating the trans suffix. He did so by adding a space between the prefix and the respective endings. It is worth mentioning that "Vestite" is a word in Latin, and simply refers to being clothed, without any connotations regarding cross-dressing.</blockquote>

;[[Virgin with Rage|virgin with rage]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An individual who is sexually frustrated

<blockquote>''Tell me why
I'm stuck as a '''virgin with rage'''!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"''<ref>[[So Need a Cute Girl]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The idea of being a virgin and not having a sweetheart was something that greatly upsetted Chris. He would throw tantrums after losing a potential sweetheart, and thus missing out on an opportunity to lose his virginity.</blockquote>

;[[Virginia is for virgins]]

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase that pushes the idea that the citizens of Virginia won't allow Chris to get a girlfriend solely due to his autism.

<blockquote>"'''VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS''', NOT LOVERS!"<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: An intentional butchering of the phrase "Virginia is for Lovers". His belief that the state of Virginia is behind some kind of conspiracy to prevent him from finding true love has started since attending [[PVCC]]. While there, Chris has gotten himself putting up Attraction Signs, loitering with said signs on campus, and even creating a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter series]] in order to attract potential sweethearts. Seeing how all of this violated the school's rules and policies, he was sent directly to the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]] in order for her to straighten him out.<ref>[[Virginia is for Virgins#Origins]]</ref> Of course, Chris took this to be another instance of him being discriminated, solely for being autistic. This, coupled with the fact that he's already failed on several occasions to actually get to date any of his his female friends in high school, reinforced this belief. </blockquote>

;VOTES FOR WOMEN!
[[Image:Ss03.jpg|thumb|Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase shouted in protest of pictures depicting women with penises.

<blockquote>'''''VOTES FOR WOMEN''', STEP IN TIME! VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME! NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME, VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME!''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P52.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a sash Mrs. Banks, a character from [[Mary Poppins]], had worn. Chris clearly took this banner to simply refer to any kind of mistreatment towards women, rather than the fairly obvious implication that she's actually fighting for the right to vote.</blockquote>

<blockquote>''See Also'': [[CWC-isms#W|Women's Rights]]
</blockquote>

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== W ==
|-
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;Walter Grisby
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A man's name often employed in acts of random-access humor.

<blockquote>''"Is this '''Walter Grisby'''? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what? DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"''<ref>[[Random-access humor]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The retconned name of the character formerly known as [[Wes Iseli]].

Origin: Unknown; thought by some to be a reference to the Cartoon Network show ''Ed, Edd n Eddy''. A character in the PC game ''The Sims 3'' goes by the name of Walter Grisby, but the game's release post-dates Chris's first uses of the term by some years.
</blockquote>

; Warroir of Love
[[Image:WarriorOfLove.jpg|thumb|300px|History's greatest warroirs.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an advocate for spreading love and peace.

<blockquote>''"People! You do not understand! By Not blocking the Trolls, you are Promoting Hatred; They don't always side with Love. I Am '''Warroir of Love'''."''<ref>[[BlockTheTrolls#Campaign]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misspelling of the word "warrior". Chris considers himself a "warrior of love" because he believes that he is the [[Chris and kindness|voice of kindness]]. Most likely derived from the derogatory term "Social Justice Warrior", a term used for individuals who advocate for social justice and equality.
</blockquote>

; water on the rocks
[[File:Water and Dasani.jpeg|thumb|200px|Literally a drink on the rocks.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' water poured over Chris's [[magic stones]] for drinking.

<blockquote>''#DrinkWater; Filtered or Bottled, preferred; Quartz, Rose Quartz, or Amethyst optional to enjoy it '''on the rocks''' (held in place with aluminum wire).''<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#watch anime to kill coronavirus]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''staying hydrated with more than 101.4 ounces of filtered '''water on the rocks''' within a #Glacce bottle''<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#GFuel and meditation]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In accordance with his [[Magical thinking|New Age]] beliefs, Chris purchased a Glacce water bottle for $80+, which features a crystal display set inside. He later placed one of his [[magic stones]] into it, crudely held in by aluminum wire, and refers to drinking from the bottle as "water on the rocks."
</blockquote>

;well-breasted
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Having large breasts.

<blockquote>''And her image dawned upon me in my imagination, starting out as the '''well-breasted''' pink electric-hedgehog (Pok'emon) with the long Raichu-like tail, I drew her outfit onto her in red and Battery-Charged Blue.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Rosechu|CWCipedia article on Rosechu}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusion between "well-endowed" and "large-breasted".

</blockquote>

;witching hours
<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' The time between midnight and 4 AM that Chris cannot fall asleep during.

<blockquote>'' I know that I'm gonna be more effective with the '''witching hours''' during the night once again, whether I'm asleep or not, okay.<ref>[[Animated Everfree Message]]</ref>
</blockquote>
Origin: May have been picked up from Chris's increasing interest in the [[Magical thinking|occult]]. Generally, the phrase refers to the midnight hours, with the term being inspired by the ancient belief that supernatural events, like witches, demons, and ghosts, are at their most powerful at midnight. Chris adopted the phrase in reference to his [[Biological clock|unusual sleep schedule]].

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#B|biological clock]]
</blockquote>

;Woahly
<blockquote> 1. ''(interjection)'' Expression indicating surprise.
<blockquote>'' Who is it Rosey? The Stew's almost ready and I... '''Woahly'''..!''<ref>[[:File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p11.png]]</ref>
</blockquote>
Origin: Portmanteau of "woah" and "holy... (as in the beginning of saying holy shit)," found in [[Sonichu 15]].
</blockquote>

;woman up
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' The female equivalent of manning up.

<blockquote>''Fellow autistic people! I encourage you to man and '''woman up''' [Subtitle: "It is Socializing In Real Life or Dust!"] respectively! Go out into the real world, and make real friends with full, great quality friendships! Do it now!''</blockquote>

Origin: Used in the second part of Chris’s Autism Tutorial, where he insultingly attempts to rally up all autistic people (regardless of their functionality) to form proper friendships, all while missing the point of “manning up”.
</blockquote>

;[[Women's rights]] (or Women's Lib)
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Any kind of behavior towards women that does not involve abusing them physically or mentally.

<blockquote>''Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the '''Women's Rights''', For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.''<ref>[[Other documents]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The right for women to not be depicted with a [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]].

<blockquote>''FOR OUR '''RIGHTS AS WOMEN''' AMONG ALL PEOPLE, I WILL OVERPOWER THOSE SLANDEROUS JERKS!!!''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P58.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' The act of women protesting by stripping down naked.

<blockquote>''Well, once we get our centerfolds shot and uploaded, hopefully those bastards will see and admire our beautiful lights.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Yeah, and if nothing else, we can still have a lot of fun trying.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''With our lord's support in our peaceful protest, we can win this fight.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Victory for '''Women's Lib'''''.<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P51.jpg]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of sexism is botched up beyond belief. His zeal towards the rights of women is believed to have originated from watching the 1964 Disney film, Mary Poppins. He was particularly influenced by Mrs. Banks, who has expressed distaste for unequal treatment for women in 1910 London. As to be expected, Chris missed the point of this part of her character, and instead used this in order to justify his treatment towards the women he meets. Chris also believed that the term "sexism" only applies to forms of violence against women, and not necessarily representing in a condescending manner.

</blockquote>

;wooden nickel
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Acoustic guitar.

<blockquote>''I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old '''Wooden Nickel'''; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In real life, a wooden nickel is a now defunct form of currency used during the Great Depression. His use probably refers to the phrase "don't take any wooden nickels" - that is, he is calling the acoustic guitar a semi-worthless imitation of his Guitar Hero controller.
</blockquote>

;worse
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Severely; extremely, in an adverse manner

<blockquote>''IMHO, having Seinor Citizens for Parents throughout your whole life is no picnic; they are '''WORSE''' Overprotective.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;worst mud, muck and bodily fluids

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Mud, among [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|other disgusting things]].

<blockquote>''The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids.''<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: First used by Chris in a June 2012 Facebook post ranting about that damn [[Michael Snyder]]. Refers to having his good name or reputation dragged through the mud, with "bodily fluids" added in an attempt to garner sympathy.
</blockquote>

|-
|
;wrath
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Great [[Chris and anger|anger]] or rage. Considered one of the [[Chris and religion|Seven Deadly Sins]].

<blockquote>''Apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise SHE DID NOT REALIZE THE FURY OF MY '''WRATH'''''<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Strength sufficient to lift an office chair.

<blockquote>''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY '''WRATH'''!!''<ref>[[Power]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>
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==X==
|-
|
;X2-checking
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Double Checking
<blockquote>''Just '''X2-checking''' if you got the drawing I left you.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-35#post-2511049]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Comes from x2 meaning times two, which means double to Chris.</blockquote>

;XXX-tended
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Sexually explicit
<blockquote>''ESPECIALLY WITH ALL OF THE TRUTH BOMBS AND ROSEY ROSECHU's POST-INTERSEX-TO-FEMALE TRANSITION AND OPERATION NUDES IN THE '''XXX-TENDED''' CONTROVERSIAL VERSION OF MY BOOK NUMBER EIGHT IN 2008!''<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>
;XXXXX
<blockquote>1. ''(noun, censorship)'' censorship of the word "bitch"
<blockquote>''Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM VERY ANGRY AT THAT '''XXXXX'''!''<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Chris's only instance of this peculiar censorship is in his [[diary]]. In it, Chris repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "XXXXX", clearly as a censorship of the word "bitch". Why Chris chose to replace all of the letters in the word with the capital letter "X", instead of using asterisks remains a mystery.</blockquote>

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== Y ==

</blockquote>
|-
|
;y'all should know me by now
|-
|<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction to complete strangers.

<blockquote>'''''Y'all should know me by now''', but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, back on March 17th, 2000.''<ref name=csm/></blockquote>
Origin: His second message on YouTube, addressed to the ED trolls. He would use it several more times after this, possibly making this into his tagline. The introduction is made under the assumption that Chris is [[Chris and his Ego|already well-known]]. May have been partially derived from ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'', where a character similarly begins a speech by saying, "You all know me."
</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;yea and merrily
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used to open videos where Chris is feeling [[Messiah complex|messianic]].

<blockquote>'''''Yea and merrily''' to everyone. Welcome to this.''<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Hey everybody! '''Yea and merrily'''.''<ref>[[Simple Existential Q&A]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A stupid play on "yea, verily", an antiquated phrase meaning "yes, truly", often assumed to have been said by Jesus in the {{w|King James Version}} of the Bible. Although the word "verily" is often used by Jesus in the King James Version, the phrase "yea, verily" never actually appears anywhere in the King James Bible. It does, however, appear in the {{w|Book of Mormon}}.
</blockquote>

;You don't rape a hamster!
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase condeming the raping of women kept as sex slaves, but apologizing for acussing someone of doing so.

<blockquote> ''It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. '''You don't rape a hamster!'''''<ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the video [[I am Alive]], where Chris dispels "rumors" that were being propogated by trolls who were vandalizing the CWCipedia. In the video, he apologizes to [[Alec Benson Leary]] for misunderstandings about [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|acussing him of keeping women in his basement]], comparing them to hamsters.</blockquote>

;young at heart

<blockquote>1. ''(noun, attributive)'' An individual with childlike characteristics; a childish person.

<blockquote>''Hello Nintendo! Welcome to my Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston Chandler. I live in Ruckersville, Virginia and I is [sic] 21 years old and I play because I am '''young at heart'''. So anyway we are going to take a tour of my ci-ty...in Animal Crossing.''<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I am '''Young at Heart'''; a concept I have kept within myself since childhood.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''We, the '''Young at heart''' stand alongside our Liked and Cared others.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris more often than not advertises his childish nature as being "young at heart". As if this was a more positive quality of himself, he even goes as far as using this as a reason for girls to fall in love with him in his [[attraction signs]]. This is because Chris can't tell the difference between being a child at heart and being childish. In his mind, people who are considered "childish" actually lead a happier and more exciting life, since he believes that childlike people are more willing to show off their [[kindness]] and are generally more eccentric. In reality, adults who are "young at heart" generally have a somewhat innocent outlook of life and are generally interested in things considered suitable for children, yet understand their responsibilities as adults, something which Chris has failed to do since graduating [[High School]].
</blockquote>
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== Z ==
|-
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;zap to the extreme
[[Image:ZapToTheExtreme.png|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Go out and be brave.

<blockquote>''Go! Sonichu! Go out and '''zap to the extreme'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''Now everyone stay green and go out and '''zap to the extr-r-r-r-r-eme'''. Have a lovely day.''<ref>[[A New, Fun Trick]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase is first used on the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], where Chris's self-insert tells Sonichu to "zap to the extreme" as if Chris and Sonichu were in a bona fide [[Pokémon]] tournament. Chris would then end up using this phrase time and again, usually completely out of context of its original meaning.
</blockquote>

;zapbud
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A fictitious flower found in the ''Sonichu'' canon; Rosechu's favorite flower.

<blockquote>''Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, though a '''Zapbud''' is the flower that heals your woes.''<ref name=OdeToRosechu/></blockquote>

Origin: Essentially the result of Chris attempting to create a mythology around his ''Sonichu'' comics, he created some of his own flora as well. Because "zapping" was a very common theme in the earlier issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris thought about naming his flora after this one theme. The term has ironically become popular with trolls and enablers, where they name made-up characters and places after it.</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Yes, my blossoming '''zapbud'''. That's why we are here.''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In this context, the term is used the same way a female lover may be compared to a flower. This was clearly an attempt to make the flora have a greater significance by making it sound like something beautiful.
</blockquote>

;zombie-like

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' To be riddled with dementia.

<blockquote>''Also, Barb is literally a Zombie-Like Living Body with little remaining of Barbara (her Soul) within her anymore; that living body is Running on Fumes at this point. She CAN NOT Drive anymore, regardless of Van loss; she has the fridgid mental activity and physical ability like a scared deer in headlights nearly ALL the time since even before June, 2021.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022|Jail Letter]] where Chris seems to imply that during his affair with his mother, she might have been declining mentally.
</blockquote>

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April 2026 social media posts

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{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[April 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Call Ciel Cyan Heart==
1 April 
12:59 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Seiker Hikaru @HikaruSeiker|The existence of Red and Blue Heart in the new Neptunia game is VERY funny to me as someone who's been involved in the fandom for years now because when it comes to OC CPUs those two colors gotta be THE single most common ones folks used for 'em.

[''posts images of official CPU Blue Heart and Red Heart'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Start callong Ciel Cyan Heart, because Blue Heart was already spoken for by Scarlet and I, and it is canon.
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:CPUBlueHeartTSSSF.jpg|200px]]
[[File:Patreoncard2.jpg|200px]]}}

==Custom toys==
1 April 
12:21 PM
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Tito @TitoTheOG|OMG GUYS I FOUND A SALLY FIGURE AT TJ MAXX!!

….. April Fools!!!

Sorry Sally fans, this is my newest custom figure I made for the holiday and I hope nobody is too mad at me 😅 parts to make this figure for yourself will be available soon!

[''posts a photo of his custom figure at a store'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, that's just very cool. I have done similar before. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Discovering Transformers Legacy United Merged Wave 3]]'']}}

==Confession==
1 April 
5:46 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|Okay. I confess...⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[CLog 04012026 - A Confession]]'']}}

==Goobers name-calling==
1 April 
6 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|A lot of you all are Goobers. LOL

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdDPjorVTUQ</nowiki>}}

==Confession screenshot==
1 April 
6:36 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|[[File:CWC April Fools screenshot.jpg|200px]]}}

==Life is Strange game==
2 April 
3:07 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|Hey, @SquareEnix; I am a [[Life Is Strange|#LifeIsStrange]] fan, and I am enjoying the series on my Switch. I'm excited for Reunion, but it's not on Switch (or even Switch 2) yet?! Please, with @NintendoAmerica, put it on Switch This Year! Thank you.⚡️💙⚡️

By the way, first play on PS3, #Chloe End}}

==Religion oxymoron==
3 April 
10:50 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=sweetiebloom.bsky.social|As someone who was raised Catholic, the concept of hot cross buns always confused me.You’re meant to eat them on Good Friday. But that was one of the main days of fasting during Lent, so the idea that there was a confection for the occasion confused the hell out of me. Darn Protestants.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|That is an oxymoron.}}

==Transformers Gary==
3 April 
10:51 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Emgo316|#Emgo316]], Gary's playing UBER Eats delivery. But he has found his name tag since the #GeneralElectric hassle.⚡️💙⚡️
[[File:Transformers Gary.jpg|200px]]
}}

==McDonalds C2 toy==
3 April 
4:55 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|C2 is the Best #McDonalds #Changeable Ever! I don't care what anyone else says.⚡️💙⚡️
[[File:C2 drawing.jpg|200px]]
[[File:C2 photo.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Wanting healthy food at American McDonalds and Sheetz==
3 April 
4:59 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Guillaume Huin @HuinGuillaume|McDonald's has launched a collaboration with "The Powerpuff Girls" in some markets in Asia, featuring a Cheesy Spinach Ham Pie and a Matcha Oreo McFlurry.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Spinach AND Matcha?! 😃

Bring these to America, please, @McDonalds! I always love places that offer healthier food options.

I'd trade 1/4 of all @sheetz locations to make them into @Wawa! They have Spinach as an option, as well as soups!⚡️💙⚡️}}
==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance==
3 April 
5:31 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.
{{quotebox|Liquid Chris Sonichu gets his commumpence for his heavy arrogance and bad karma.⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]]'']}}

==No support for sibling incest==
3 April 
5:33 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Nekotanning ✝️🏳️‍⚧️ @rebeccastxn|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Wanting healthy food at American McDonalds and Sheetz|a previous post]]'']

Chris Chan do you support sibling marriage and incest rights?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No.}}

==Neutral on Liquid Chris in Mewgenics==
3 April 
5:48 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance|a previous post]]'']

How do you feel about Liquid Chris being a part of Mewgenics as a voice cameo alongside yourself? 💙✝️}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Neutral}}

==eBay suggestion==
3 April 
6:48 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=swinley.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#McDonalds C2 toy|a previous post]]'']

Frick I wish I had one...}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Try #eBay.}}

==Easter mythology==
3 April 
7:50 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ashcoyote.bsky.social|TIL that the symbolism of the Easter Bunny is tied to a medieval belief that all hare’s were hermaphrodites and as such widely associated with the Virgin Mary. HAPPY HERM BUNNY DAY}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Interesting. I did not know this. And I thought the Season 8 Easter Episode of Rick & Morty was crazy with the mythology.}}

==5 cartoons to get to know me==
3 April 
11:03 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|[''replying to a post chain of people listing "5 cartoons to get to know me"'']

Sonic the HedgehogPokémonTransformersSailor MoonFilmation's Ghostbusters}}

==Two characters bringing happiness==
4 April 
2:28 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=solidoshawott.bsky.social|Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Stop scrolling and post two individuals that bring you authentic happiness.⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Patreoncard3.jpg|200px]]}}

==Wanting more views for TLUM movie==
4 April 
4:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|I just checked, the (subtitled) #TransformersLegacyUnitedMerged Movie had surpassed 2,500 views since it's premiere, but it's not as many as Punislav the First's Review Video. This is still a very good movie; I worked very hard on this. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]'']}}

On Bluesky, he added:
{{quotebox|Thank you all for the support.}}

On Twitter, he slightly modified:
{{quotebox|Thank you all for the support and kindness.}}

==CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You==
4 April 
8:36 PM

{{quotebox|⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]'']}}

==Happy Easter==
5 April 
10:16 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter, then Bluesky 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Happy Easter! ⚡️💙⚡️}}

Chris attached different religious-themed Easter gifs to each post.

==Ween's question==
5 April 
7:24 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social Hey, I have a question. I did my love quest on Discord and they rejected me. I know that back then Discord didn't exist and social media was still in its infancy, and the internet was too. I was trying to find love TRUE.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|What is your question?}}

==Ween's question answered==
6 April 
11:18 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|My question is about Love Quest, except I'm modern about certain things. The context is: if you were banned from Discord for being a pedophile or groomer, Love Quest type, have I screwed up?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|That's a mixed question, and in the context rather or not you actually are one or the other.

If pedophile, yeah you did freaking screw up royally.

Groomer, going on the definition of someone manipulating another for exploitation or worse,...}}
{{quotebox|...as opposed to someone encouraging or "manipulating" someone for them to do better in life for themselves or finding success in a field that they like.

On the optimistic aspect of encouragement, then you're okay. BUT,...}}
{{quotebox|...on the opposite with the exploitation and worse, of which I have had personal experience from some over the internet, and the fact that either online or offline, they both are bad or evil, then, again, yeah, you freaking screwed up.}}
{{quotebox|And in any event of the screw up, it is going to take a lot of honest self-transformation, honest prayer and good actions to even remotely make up for it.}}

==Vote for Virginia redistricting amendment==
7 April 
10:20 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=[[Barack Obama]]|Virginia: early voting for the redistricting amendment is happening now through April 18.

Protect your voting power and help level the playing field ahead of the midterm elections by voting YES today or on Election Day, April 21.

Go to http://IWillVote.com/VA for more information on how to cast your ballot.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have just voted Yes to the amendment. I don't think I need say anything else, but follow my example today or prior to April 21st! ⚡️💙⚡️

http://IWillVote.com/VA

[[File:CWC votes 7 April 2026 2.jpg|200px]]
[[File:CWC votes 7 April 2026.jpeg|200px]]
}}

{{quotebox|Hey, Obama. I am pleased to comment here that today I voted Yes for the amendment. I pray this amendment does go into effect. I voted for you both times as well. Thank you for reshaping this country for the better during your time in office. 😊
⚡️💙⚡️}}

Chris reposted the above posts to Bluesky minutes later, adding:

{{quotebox|(Wanted to cover @bsky.app as well.)}}

At 2:38 PM, Chris added on Bluesky:
{{quotebox|Sun was in my eyes, by the way; that's why I squinted.}}
He reposted the comment to Twitter 3 minutes later.
==She-Hulk: Attorney at Law==
7 April 
2:37 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social|Brad Winderbaum says ‘SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW’ is one of Marvel Studios’ best-performing shows.

“It just hit the general audience.”

(via youtu.be/aUTOB7mBQF4?...)}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Nice

[''posts image from [[Harvey Birdman]]'']}}

==More Cameo slots==
7 April 
4:31 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Plenty of slots left for food and fun short greetings.
⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Cameo]] profile'']}}

==Hear Scarlet's words==
9 April 
12:33 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ネプテューヌ公式 @NepCompileHeart|Translated from Japanese
Hyperdimension Game Neptune ∞ (Unlimited)
📢 Presentation Short Video Release ①

🎥 Recap of the Numbered Series + Introduction to the New Guardian Goddess 🎥
Voice actress Asami Imai was shocked by the appearance of Lowee's new Guardian Goddess...⁉

🔽 #NepUnlimited Official Site
https://compileheart.com/neptune/unlimited

<nowiki>#Neptune</nowiki>}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You all need to hear and honor the words of the actual CPU Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles.

Change Ciel's Goddess name to Cyan Heart now. We will not falter on this.

[''links to [[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose ]]'']}}
{{quotebox|And we are happy to work with @IdeaFactoryIntl to help in making sure Scarlet's legacy is honored.

[''links to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 2]]'']}}

==Reply to political ween 1==
10 April 
12:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Max Stenner - Chair of Christian Democracy UK
@StennerMax|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Vote for Virginia redistricting amendment|a previous post]]'']

I grant the advise to vote the opposite of what Chris Chan is voting for on all occasions.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Oh, hey, Trump Supporter. You should have voted for Kamala, because look at where we are now. 😠}}

==Reply to political ween 2==
10 April 
12:29 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=KodiTheFox @RealKodiTheFox|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Vote for Virginia redistricting amendment|a previous post]]'']

I don’t think people like you should be allowed to vote Chris
You aren’t mentally competent to vote}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Oh, hey, Trump Supporter. You should have voted for Kamala, because look at where we are now. 😠}}

==Reply to political ween 3==
10 April 
12:29 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Ŧαмє∂ Киανє @TamedKnave|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Vote for Virginia redistricting amendment|a previous post]]'']

You shouldn’t be allowed to vote, Chris.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Oh, hey, Trump Supporter. You should have voted for Kamala, because look at where we are now. 😠}}

==Chris tries to help brony YouTubers versus AI==
10 April 
5:31 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|I am helping both #Mahpiepony and #StormXF3 a bit more now after seeing #[[Lightning Bliss|LightningBliss]] take her action as well.

Here are my two bolts and a heart on the situation, while also tagging @Team[[YouTube]] to make certain they are aware as well. ⚡️💙⚡️ 
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrZUfKQ0oOI</nowiki>
}}

{{quotebox|@YouTube is one, and likely the main, platform indie animators and developers are sharing their content on (at least in video form). I am a fan of these and other independent artists and creators. In empathy I would clearly hate the same of me and my channel, as well as others.}}

{{quotebox|I feel like it is clear that my channel, <nowiki>https://youtube.com/@cwcvilleguardian?si=9GVmm-DbIg3XCXYc</nowiki>, or any of the videos on there, are highly unlikely to be flagged. But that does not rule me out of the realm of possibility.

Especially when it comes to [[AI]] and the bots @TeamYouTube are utilizing.}}

{{quotebox|Potentially controversial, yet I feel certain that a lot of you will agree with me, [[Artificial Intelligence]] is far from perfect, and it will never ever be, despite its evolving programming. The main factor being that it does not have the [[Honor roll|common sense]], sound judgment or...}}

{{quotebox|...soulfulness that we all possess. Plus, as I have also been made aware of recently, AI is seeing its falls from what grace it may have had. So with that, I feel that I can intuitively state that AI will not be utilized so recklessly any more soon. 
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRZ30XA0VkE</nowiki>}}

{{quotebox|But, clearly, sooner than later would be more than appreciated.

But until then, those who are utilizing their creativity on YouTube who are having it rough, do need help and support. As I know personally, we are more content when we are doing what is soulfully fulfilling.}}

{{quotebox|And expressing the creativity in this visual chronicling manner is very fulfilling, and it should not be totally squelched nor silenced, especially when it resonates so deeply with a lot of individuals, including myself and you who are reading this.}}

{{quotebox|That being said, as a fellow creative, I am pitching in my part in helping at least these few individuals who are asking for the help.

I thank all of you for listening and considering my insight and thoughts. 
⚡️💙⚡️}}

A minute later, Chris posted to Bluesky:
{{quotebox|Some of my fellow creatives are in trouble with the #[[YouTube]] [[AI]]. Read and help as you are able to, please. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
[''Links to above thread on Twitter.'']}}

==Chris realizes his political stance==
10 April 
5:39 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter, then Bluesky 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Also, after reflecting further and looking further into [[Chris and politics|political alignment]], [[Chris and introspection|I have realized which side I am on.]]

I used to identify as a moderate (in the middle), because I was not one way or the other at the time when I was tested in [[High School]].}}

{{quotebox|Now, with my further findings on how I feel about certain politics and topics, and I am certain some of you have pieced it together for yourselves some time ago.

But from now on, I identify as left-leaning (towards Democrat), as I feel am more towards the similar thoughts.}}

{{quotebox|I am not going to be a total activist, but I will lend my support when appropriate or possible. And a lot of you already know how I feel about [[Pmurt|a certain individual in power]], whose name will not be mentioned.

Thank you. 
[[⚡️💙⚡️]]}}

==Raging at Twitter troll==
10 April 
7:21 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Anthony @denlurn|[''replying to above post'']

Please come out as a trumper; I need the joke}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Why would I when I have never ever voted for him? You'll want a very distant, non-canon post apocalyptic timeline for that. Dare I say, you're as dumb as [[Idea Guys|the individuals who drew and wrote me as a f***ing Nazi.]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Anthony @denlurn|I never thought you were a Nazi, are you still looking for a boyfriend free girl? I know your mom is still single}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Firstly, No. I'm good. Second, did I not already make it clear three Octobers ago, back in [[2023]] that [[Lies|I never had any sex at all in 2021 with anyone?]] So, F*** the "Incest Wincest" meme some of you have been clinging onto for about two decades now.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=@avg_artist13546|[''posts a private tweet'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I had never said that before today. And this was promoted by an actual friend of mine.}}

==National Socialism==
10 April 
7:22 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Echo @nechophilia|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Chris realizes his political stance|a previous post]]'']

You should look into national socialism.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Did. And I agree some. On paper, it can work. But Russia; they got it epic wrong.}}

==Support of StormXF3's tweet==
10 April 
7:24 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxred|speaker=StormXF3|Hey everyone, sorry if I keep posting about my demonetization... but I need your help to gain the attention of @TeamYouTube. Some creators are gaining their monetization back, but me and many others have been completely ignored...}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Moflazos Garfield @Garfieldmomos|[''replies to above tweet by StormXF3 from 3 March which Chris had retweeted earlier on 10 April, posting a meme mocking Chris's retweet'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Okay. But was that a more recent post from within the past two or three weeks?}}

==Team Commodore==
10 April 
7:31 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer|We did indeed🥹🚀

Which team were you?🎮

[''posts image with Nintendo GameCube, Dreamcast, Xbox and PS2'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Team Commodore! ⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts gif of boy playing Commodore'']}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 5, Ultimate Miracle Chaos Control==
10 April 
7:18 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.
{{quotebox|The last part of the Chaos Crystal Control reading, with a very appropriate ending for quite the arrogant trolling stupid Liquid Chris Sonichu who threatened the government, and then some.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 5, Ultimate Miracle Chaos Control]]'']}}

{{quotebox|Also, without a calenders (paper or digital), I retroactively figured out the Leap Years and dates and respective days of the week (with pen and paper) and all that #Math in my head. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Blurrycalendarmath.jpg|200px]]}}

==Political choices==
10 April 
8 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Eden🏳️‍⚧️🎻 @edb6.bsky.social‬|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Chris realizes his political stance|a previous post]]'']

easy choice, the lesser of the 2 evils, what if U weren't confined to democrat/republican?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Choice between the two (or three, counting Moderate) is better than being limited to only one.}}

==Would vote Kamala again 1==
10 April 
7:30 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=CNN|Former Vice President Kamala Harris said Friday she “might” run for president in 2028, adding at the 2026 National Action Network Convention that she is “thinking about it.” https://cnn.it/48tyMeb}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes! Please! 😃}}

==African Americans==
10 April 
11:17 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=dBluffs @BluffsD|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Chris realizes his political stance|a previous post]]'']

What do you think about African Americans}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|They're cool.}}

==Would vote Kamala again 2==
11 April 
10:42 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Godly Nation @GodlyNations|Kamala Harris confirms that she is considering running in 2028 for president.

What are the chances that you'd ever support Kamala Harris's candidacy?

a. 💯
b. 50%
c. Zero}}
{{quotebox|💯% all the way. I'm happy to vote for her once again. 😊}}
==Would vote Kamala again 3==
11 April 
10:44 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Mike @Wescott464348|Kamala Harris plans to run for President in 2028 election, would you vote for her?🤔🇺🇸}}
{{quotebox|Yes}}

==Reposting tweets==
11 April 
10:46 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Chris tries to help brony YouTubers versus AI|a previous post]]'']

Context pls}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Here you go. ⚡️💙⚡️

<center><gallery>
File:Twitter repost 11Apr2026 1.jpg
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</gallery></center>}}

==Reacting to ProjectSNT's video acknowledging Chris==
11 April 
12:09 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|Hey, (rather or not she can or wants to read this; fine either way), I watched the new [[ProjectSNT|@projectSNT]] video.

"Miss Tan"...subtle.

In any event, we have our thoughts on this, and clearly we agree with her insights and thoughts.
⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq_1fWga4h8</nowiki>}}
{{quotebox|Namely, for starters, I, Christine, wishing I had never ever taken the comments or bad art personally. I have already said my feelings on all of that.}}
{{quotebox|Also, mild rant, but I did recently talk about my being bad, but I still want to do and be good as best I can. Someone give Courtney that memo.

We have our thoughts and feelings that we will share in an impromptu #CaptainsLog video later.}}
{{quotebox|Also, Definitely Stop Fretting or Hating Over Cringe. You All Are Cringe. Maybe even more cringe than I am. Do not hate on things that you are, yourself.}}
{{quotebox|And, lastly, I state in observation:

I've been off of my SSRI meds for over a year now (after being on that for decades), and I am doing better. Yet Courtney gets on meds, then she is doing better. (I can't say if she was not on such meds before in the past decade or so).
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Boosting Brony's life update==
11 April 
12:14 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Just passing this on. Poor guy is having a really tough time.

youtube.com/post/Ugkxd5s}}

==Further thought on Killing Cringe Culture==
11 April 
12:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|On further thought, after getting a better understanding of it, I am supporting #KillingCringeCulture, meaning the rejecting of judgmental habit of mocking others' earnest interests, hobbies, or authentic self-expression to foster a more inclusive online and offline environment.}}

==Unpopular Kamala==
11 April 
12:28 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Veni @V3NlV1D1VlC1|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Would vote Kamala again 1|a previous post]]'']

Christine this is actually really bad for dems}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Dude. Kamala is a Democrat.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Veni @V3NlV1D1VlC1|Kamala didn't win last time, what makes you think she'll win this time? We need stronger candidates}}

==Politics of the merge dimension==
11 April 
5:25 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Anthony @denlurn|What are the politics of the merge dimension? How does government work there?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Same as of the 1218 half in their respective countries.}}

==Germany and Anne Frank==
11 April 
5:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ЭБОНИКСЛАБ @goth_goy|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#National Socialism|a previous post]]'']

Germany did a really good job with it though}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No, Germany screwed it up, too. I am seriously not a Nazi. Look, some European areas follow it. It is not a Nazi thing. I am sick and tired of people misinterpreting me as a f***ing Nazi. I am not a fan of the Holocaust at all, and I felt sorry for the Jewish people. Anne Frank😭

[''posts gif recapping Anne Frank's story'']}}

==CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts==
11 April 
11:03 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Here are the further responses and thoughts to @projectsnt.bsky.social's thoughtful video from earlier today.

Thank you, Courtney.
⚡️💙⚡️

[''links [[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]'']}}

One minute later, Chris reposted to Twitter, changing the tag to @ProjectSNT

==Transformers thought==
12 April 
12:06 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Kind of a random thought, and I did get a bit into @transformers @BlokeesOfficial blind box figure kits.

I do like the creative and swappable possibilities of these figures. But considering their size compared with a Deluxe or Voyager class Transformers figure, there is another.

[[File:Transformers 12Apr2026 1.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|The Headmasters. Considering the backpack options on the @BlokeesOfficial figures in the small kits, one could have the face of the transtector for a backpack. Even appeared to be compressible in the case of Cerebros to Fortress Maximus.

<center><gallery>
File:Transformers 12Apr2026 2.jpg
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</gallery></center>
}}
{{quotebox|And these Blokees figures can be sitting in a dollhouse chair and interacting with a similar size human figure, such as an #MLPEquestriaGirls Minis figure.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Why Chris reads toxic comments==
14 April 
9:58 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter, then Bluesky 5 minutes later.
{{quotebox|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts|a previous post]]'']

I have heard that some of you all may or may not be getting the message and meaning of my responding to Courtney's recent video.}}
{{quotebox|In short, as is where I should and should have simply not care about, or ignore, the online commentary from others (especially the trolls), so the lot of you should not be pestering us who are trying to avoid the lot of you.}}
{{quotebox|Like Courtney, I have been trying to emotionally and mentally distance myself from the toxic lot of you. Bothering any of us who have set and are setting the boundaries is wrong.

In fact, I never ever was at ease being referred to as a Lolcow nor being abused for the amusement.}}
{{quotebox|Do you all want to know why I sometimes read the comments, as well as less often read that [[Reddit]] page or even less often [[Kiwi Farms|KiwiFarms]]?

It is because of my concern over me being spotted, ala "Bigfoot". Was it not clear when Chris-Chan Prime decked the trio of Focus Robos?

<center><gallery>
File:Transformers 14Apr2026 1.jpg
File:Transformers 14Apr2026 2.jpg
File:Transformers 14Apr2026 3.jpg
</gallery></center>}}
{{quotebox|That was also a statement towards all of you.

And the fact that some of you want to keep on "paparazziing" me is concerning and really shows a weaker mindset within you. Even worse Anyone wanting to attempt to manipulate, deceive, abuse or even troll me toxically.}}
{{quotebox|Everyone on KiwiFarms and that Reddit page, as well as the [[CWCki|Cwcki]] should consider rethinking your own individual and respective priorities, life purposes and choices. It's disappointing.

I pray all of you will sense the shifts and change yourselves for the Holy and Light Powered.

[''posts gif of ''Amazing World of Gumball'' character snapping fingers and triggering an earthquake'']}}

==New Hasbro TV channel==
14 April 
11:04 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxred|speaker=toonhive.bsky.social|Hasbro is launching a new nostalgia-driven TV channel, Hasbro Legends, set to reach 70 million homes via broadcast stations.

The channel will feature classic ‘80s and ‘90s series including Power Rangers, G.I. Joe, Jem, and more.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=chrismcfeely.bsky.social|The Hub 2: Electric Hasbroogaloo}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Nice.}}

==Cameo Tax Day deal==
15 April 
1:12 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|Tax Day Deals for your return value. Limited Time discount with plenty of request slots open. So, come on in and take advantage. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Cameo]]'']}}

==Avoid Kiwi Farms==
15 April 
1:13 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ashylx.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Why Chris reads toxic comments|a previous post]]'']

What is a KiwiFarms?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Stay pure. You do not want to know.}}

==Would add OCs to ''Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue''==
16 April 
8:58 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=old toons @oldtoons_|If you had to make a modern day Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, who would you put in the line up?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime, for starters. Super Mario, Master Chief, Neptune of Planeptune, Goku, Bluey, Kusuo Saiki, Tony Stark, Clark Kent, Luz and Amity, Optimus Prime and/or Bumblebee, maybe Son-Chu, Bugs Bunny, Michaelangelo, Twilight Sparkle.

[''posts gif from Sonic X'']}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man==
17 April 
10:45 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|New #LightPoweredReview video is up with a special announcement, as well as a real playful and meta short.⚡️💙⚡️

The short, itself, will be made public (with and without subtitles) at around 12:00, EST.

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]'']}}

==Thank you to fan donors==
17 April 
10:49 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter, then Bluesky 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Also, a special Thank You shout-out to the two fans who have gifted to me the Golden Beetle and Wingman and the #NintendoSwitch2 shown in this video. I will not dox them. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time==
17 April 
12:07 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 2 minutes later.

{{quotebox|t's Play Time in Son-Chu's Autobot Base (with and without subtitles).⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time (Subtitled)]]'']

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris attached an image.

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==Selling Nintendo Switch for $1,500==
17 April 
3:48 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Here it is, my OG Nintendo Switch with all of the trimmings as mentioned in the Golden Beetle Review Video. The big card box in the back is not included. You get everything else that you see in these photos.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to the Nintendo Switch listing on the [[Cwclight Catalog]]'']}}

==First console==
18 April 
8:23 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Kaeru 🐸 @MemeCryptoFR|Translated from French

🎮 What was your very first console?

[''posts image of consoles'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's not on this list, but it is the OG Commodore 64 gaming computer. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts gif of Commodore'']}}

==Rape of children not acceptable==
18 April 
11:12 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1|Who agrees? Yes or No

[''posts image with text "WE CAN NOT COEXIST WITH PEOPLE WHO THINK RAPING CHILDREN IS ACCEPTABLE."'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I agree.}}

==Thanks==
19 April 
1:27 AM

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=(Deleted post)|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Selling Nintendo Switch for $1,500|a previous post]]'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Very well, thank you.}}

==Avatar==
19 April 
9:16 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=@thetop10ponyvideos.equestria.social.ap.brid.gy|The randomly selected top pony video of the day is: "[MLP/Animation] Circus" from "Perdue Shield" from April 2020: https://pony.tube/w/7QRuQaPRkCV4EHr9xZQ8QL}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|"I'm the real Player One. I'm the Avatar."⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Signed TLUM poster==
19 April 
5:58 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|I'm not sure I posted about this, but we do have signed #TransformersLegacyUnitedMerged posters for sale. I drew the background, complete with the shading, and I posed the figures in it. It is a great work of art to enjoy in your home. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]] listing'']}}

==Good stream time==
19 April 
10:40 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=dingdongvg.bksy.social|Would people prefer I stream really late tonight or just save the stream for tomorrow? Got caught up in a lot of work today.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Later tonight is good.}}

==Vague legal threat to Idea Factory==
20 April 
8:13 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ネプテューヌ公式 @NepCompileHeart|Translated from Japanese

Hyperdimension Game Neptune∞

📢Short Video Release ⑫

🎥Video messages from Momoka Terasawa(@momoka_terasawa), who plays Ciel/Blue Heart, and Yukino Nishizono(@yukinOnishizonO), who plays Anna/Lotte/Eclipse Heart🎥

🔽#NepAUnlimited Official Site
https://compileheart.com/neptune/unlimited

<nowiki>#Neptune</nowiki>}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You should know, @NepCompileHeart, the name "Blue Heart" is covered under our umbrella of the Sonichu copyright and trademark. You all should really think over what we have told you, @CompileHeartWeb and @IdeaFactoryIntl. Ciel is CPU Cyan Heart; change that name now.
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:CPUBlueHeartTSSSF.jpg|200px]]
[[File:Patreoncard2.jpg|200px]]
}}

==More Cameo slots open==
20 April 
9:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|[''replying to [[March 2026 social media posts#More Cameo slots open|a previous post]]'']

I still have a lot of slots open for this month on Cameo. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==DRWolf also accidentally added content to playlist==
20 April 
10:51 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|#DrWolf001 pulled a Chris Chan! 😄

He pulled a Me, like what happened with Part 2 of CCC Act Plus.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1]]'']

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==Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer==
20 April 
6:22 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|I am looking for a costume designer. I need my CPU Goddess Blue Heart outfit crafted, please. I'll have more details only for the person we choose. Contact me via Cwclight. Serious inquiries only. ⚡️💙⚡️

officialsonichu.com/pages/contact

[[File:CPUBlueHeartTSSSF.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Reaching out to Chris McFeely==
21 April 
8:37 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxred|speaker=preternia.com|New Hasbro Transformers x NFL preorders are up at Target ($29.99 each):

Buffalo Bills - bit.ly/48e6x3a San Francisco 49ers - bit.ly/3OA9pAA Minnesota Vikings - bit.ly/4vGE2VV #ad}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=chrismcfeely.bsky.social|Listen, I'll freely admit, I don't know or care enough about sports to understand the puns/references being made in these names without using Google, but now that I HAVE looked them up, they're clearly having fun here. "SKOLGRIN" for goodness sakes, yes, well done, more of that energy please.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Ugh. More Football Helmets?! The first few weren't enough? Are they gonna try for all the American football teams? Oi.}}
{{quotebox|Off-topic, I have been working on my #TransformersOfCwcville videos. Spoiler: there's a Decepticlone Orientation Video found by Hashtag. I have found the personalities that are common between the Punislavs, Crackders and S.A.V.s, as opposed to the First trio.}}
{{quotebox|Also, I just rewatched your Basics on Vehicons, realizing these were following a similar Jet, Speedster and Tank format.

Chris, have you considered looking into the O.C.s from the fandom that were inspired by or were inputted into the media?}}
{{quotebox|I know my take may sound a bit befuddled due to my autism and Pisces type of mindset and intuition, and (I criticize myself) How many times do I actually use the word "Actually"? I wrote the question like that on purpose. When I commentate on my big compilation movie, I may put in a counter.}}
{{quotebox|What are the typical personality types of the Vehicons and Decepticlones throughout the series, respectively? #Emgo316's Gary certainly has personality. And now Gary is Mikoto's accountant, food delivery bot, and essentially a slave that gets thanked. "Is this a promotion? I don't think so."⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|I just had another thought. With Relector, Refraktor and Scrap face (even zombified camera cons), I wonder if there are Vehicon versions of those popular, common Camera Decepticons.

[''posts gif from Transformers'']}}

==DRWolf in Sonic style==
21 April 
9:31 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Izzy-Yusenko (English-Comissions OPEN) @IzzyYusei|Beeing a Fan of sonic, My little pony, and the Brony Comunity, one day this I ask myself...How Dr Wolf and Lady Wolf would look as sonic characters?

and here is the answer! hope you all like it! @DWolf001

<nowiki>#SonicTheHedgehog #mylittlepony #mlpfim #mlpfanart</nowiki>

[''posts fanart'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Wow! I never thought of Doc and his lady in Sonic art style. These are very lovely.

I'm reminded, wasn't there a hooved or horse individual in #SATAMSonic and/or in the @ArchieComics? Can you imagine Rainbow Dash or (unicorn form) Sunset Shimmer in that style? Way Past Cool!}}

==Why.bsky.team block of Chris McFeely==
22 April 
9:38 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=chrismcfeely.bsky.social|aw hell yeah dude, I was worried I wasn't cool enough to be part of the group

[''posts image reading "Why.bsky.team User blocked you'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Huh? Okay, I feel like I need to ask, since I have read of these individuals who are like "Wow! COOL! They Blocked me! I'm part of the club of people who was Blocked by someone of importance."

I Never Ever understood that. WHY is it cool to be blocked or banned by Anyone?}}
{{quotebox|Also, LOL, I'm asking why when you were blocked by someone with the username "Why".

I mean, what is it? "I never wanted to be part of that clique, so I'm glad I was blocked", or something?

What kind of (internet) culture s*** is that?!

[''posts gif of shocked woman'']}}

==Sarcasm or genuine joke==
22 April 
9:43 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ashylx.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Avoid Kiwi Farms|a previous post]]'']

Haha I was hoping for an actual farm of kiwis, internet is a wild place}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|That either sounded sarcastic, or you were genuinely making a joke.}}

==Virginia gerrymander passed==
22 April 
9:45 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20|🚨NEW: Virginia has passed redistricting reform, ensuring a 10-1 Democratic map in 2026 to combat the GOP’s attempts to gerrymander.

RETWEET to thank Governor Abigail Spanberger for standing up for democracy!}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes! We passed it! I thank all of you who went out and voted Yes with me and people like @BarackObama on this. This is a good step forward. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Replying to political ween 4==
22 April 
11:33 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=67676767 @Sigmamale388483|[''replying to above post'']

Chris you know nothing}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I know more a lot more than you with your logic with my intuition and deeper knowledge. Are you a Pisces? I find you uncredible.}}

==Homage to Null, toxicity on Twitter==
22 April 
11:38 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quotebox|Hey. Fun tidbit: I have a Crackder designated with [[Null|someone]]'s birth date. [[Kiwi Farms|Farmers]], care to guess who? I had misjudged him when he tried to redeem himself by helping me.

[[File:Crackder 12992.jpg|250px]]}}
{{quotebox|Seriously, though, it has become even more toxic on @twitter these days. I might stop posting on here and post purely on BlueSky. Or even better, I think you toxic ones should leave. 
⚡️💙⚡️

[''Posts GIF of {{w|Ptosha Storey}} with the caption "I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE".'']}}

==India/Native Americans==
22 April 
11:40 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=IslesJugment @MrMetsLawyer|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Virginia gerrymander passed|a previous post]]'']

I want cwcville to import mass amounts of Indians}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, there have been a number of Native Americans (humans) in Cwcville before and a few living there, presently.}}
{{quotebox|And, yes, I was being honest, but also I was being smart in responding.

India has way too many people in it.}}

==Chris's interpretation of Virginia's gerrymander==
22 April

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Old Game Hermit @OldGameHermit
|time=12:47 PM|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Virginia gerrymander passed|a previous post]]'']

You don’t even understand what this means}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=1:38 PM|No, I do. I have read about it. It's a temporary amendment to the constitution that makes sure both republicans and democrats and everyone in general has an equal vote. Not anything like "Those with more money get more votes" or similar. It is a shift in getting America on track.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Old Game Hermit @OldGameHermit|time=1:48 PM|Completely wrong on every level. This is nothing more than an attempt by the democratic party to stack the deck against the republicans in time for the midterm elections.

This sounds fantastic to Democrat voters until they realize that it sets a precedent that can also be used against them during times of GOP control.

The guardrails of redistricting exist for a reason and they are casting them aside for when they think will be a quick win. But it's going to bite them hard before it's all over.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=1:53 PM|Are you a Trump supporter or MAGA, @OldGameHermit?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Old Game Hermit @OldGameHermit|time=2:05 PM|The fact that you have to ask means that you are unable to form an independent opinion based on my previous statements alone. So - you're asking my political allegiance in order to decide what position to take.

Breakdown:

If I say I'm a democrat, you'll agree with my statement. 
If I say I'm a republican, you'll oppose it because you think you hate republicans.

Sad.}}

==Chris abandons Twitter==
22 April 
6:30 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|Everyone, I have made my decision, and it is final: I am (moreso) posting on my @bluesky. I will leave this Twitter only for occasional reposts and link sharing of my future videos and webpage events.

If you want any my typed up insights, they will be on [[BlueSky]]. 
[''Posts GIF of Bluesky logo.'']}}
{{quotebox|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime ➡️➡️ @bluesky 
[[⚡️💙⚡️]]

<nowiki>https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social</nowiki>
}}

==Elaboration on CPU Blue Heart costume==
23 April 
9:11 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter on the same minute, quote replying [[April 2026 social media posts#Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer|a previous post]].

{{quotebox|I felt like I was not clear enough when I posted this: I'm looking for an outfit maker to make the outside for me (cosplay, but long term use). Contact me via Cwclight; serious inquiries only. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Purpose of CPU Blue Heart costume==
23 April

Posted to Bluesky, replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Elaboration on CPU Blue Heart costume|the previous post]].

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Swinley|time=9:14 AM|Whats it gonna be for?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=9:21 AM|Divine event, as well as any future [[conventions]] I may attend.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=kaiserdraconia.bsky.social|time=1:23 PM|Are you planning on using these [[Disguises|costumes]] to evade [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]]?}}

Chris blocked the above user at 1:37 PM.

==I think YOU should leave==
23 April

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Purpose of CPU Blue Heart costume|the previous post]].

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Two Worlds|time=10:38 AM|>> any future conventions I may attend. 
[''Posts GIF of {{w|Ptosha Storey}} with the caption "I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE".'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=11:18 AM|If I tell you, then that would spoil the divinely timed surprises and blessings. And YOU should leave for the obvious hatred behind that .gif.

I think YOU should leave, @twoworldsin1.bsky.social.}}
{{quotebox|And if I repeat myself of what I said in [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|setting the record straight]], you and the rest of the haters will hate me. And if I say nothing, the lot of you will still hate me.}}
{{quotebox|If you do not understand that I was emotionally and mentally manipulated to the point of going along with the hate fics and bad art of me just to push the lot of you haters away, then we All need help. Some moreso than the majority that don't hate or are Light Powered and Good. 
⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|As a [[Pisces]] and the one Avatar, I can only forgive so much before I feel like I need to say something or not forgive those who have done me the darkest sinful of wrongs in the past two decades.}}
{{quotebox|#[[Jasper Pie|JasperPie]] 
[[File:Bluesky - Disapproving Jasper Pie.png|200px]]}}
{{quotebox|time=11:26 AM|Every single (Online) (worst) Troll should feel really bad, ashamed and regretful for ALL of the abuse and mental and emotional damages the lot of you have done not only to me, but to ALL of other individuals all around the world, regardless of their situations or mental and emotional conditions. 
[''Posts GIF.'']}}

Chris blocked twoworldsin1.bsky.social at 11:18 AM.

==Troll fanfiction has nothing to do with Dimensional Merge somehow==
23 April 
12:19 PM

Posted to Bluesky, replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#I think YOU should leave|the previous post]] [''As a [[Pisces]] and the one Avatar, I can only forgive''...].

{{quotebox|To clarify, what I said about going along with y'all's fics and bad art has nothing to do with the [[Dimension Merge]]. The Dimension Merge is a separate matter, entirely, as it had been prophecized centuries and millennia ago; long before the internet and the s*** fics of the worst online Trolls.}}
{{quotebox|And I will state that I let myself go along with those idiots for multiple reasons and intentions. One, my body was [[naive]] and more emotional as early as [[2006]] (despite the Paroxetine, [[autism]] and Pisces tropes). Two, by Divine Calling and order everyone had to be tested along the way, and their...}}
{{quotebox|...respective influences being removed and revoked in this Timeline, which was Worst between [[October 2017|October, 2017]] and [[April 2018|April, 2018]] when we Really deviated from the original Timeline we should still be on. It did manifest, and Everyone Felt It Deeply on Both the [[1218]] and [[C-197]] halves.}}
{{quotebox|Plus, we had to confirm the problems on the planet [[Kidasuna]] and remove [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]]' B.S. and Satan offending, beyond darkest sinning cringe of the guy.

And my intuitions of the "[[White Knights]]" on [[Discord]] at the start was on point, as there were some, but not total, deception from them.}}
{{quotebox|And don't get me started on "[[Bella]]". She gave me bad vibes and chills when she came around, but she had to be tested as well.

[[Null|NULL, aka Josh Moon]] was confirmed redeeming, and by my word, he is redeemed and forgiven.}}
{{quotebox|And simply regardless, the lingering damages from within the two past decades still remain within and motivate me to change this world metaphysically to be rid of the worst, darkest sinning haters worldwide, so everyone can better prosper.}}

==Chris's duck==
23 April 

Posted to Bluesky, replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Troll fanfiction has nothing to do with Dimensional Merge somehow|an earlier thread]].

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=kaelynnism.bsky.social|time=12:24 PM|CHRIS, IGNORE THIS IF YOU ARE BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN [[Big Island, Virginia|BIG ISLAND]] AT 10682 LEE JACJSON HWY 
[''Posts GIF of [[Chris Sex Videos#Long.mp4|Chris masturbating]].'']}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=KatKanaya|time=1:13 PM|Uncensored is crazy 😭😭 Wasn’t expecting that 😰}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=kaelynnism.bsky.social|time=2:06 PM|we are both fascinated by CWC's [[duck]] >_<}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=KatKanaya|time=2:11 PM|I would slurp it only after [[Magi-Chan]], [[Mewtwo]] and [[Cryzel Rosechu|Crystal Rosechu]] were done with it}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=2:20 PM|Ugh! They are offended, as am I. Maybe delete this comment, please.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=KatKanaya|time=2:25 PM|My bad Christine only love here}}

KatKanaya then obliged, quickly deleting their vulgar reply. Chris then liked their complying reply, and swiftly deleted his own comment in under 3 minutes. Chris blocked kaelynnism.bsky.social at 1:14 PM.

==Signed Son-Chu figure for Emgo==
23 April 
5:37 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|What's this? A signed [[Son-Chu]] figure with box and all accessories? It's going out to one favourite @[[Transformers]] Reviewer. Just a fun little let-you-know. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
[[File:Twitter - Son-Chu for Emgo1.jpeg|200px]]‎[[File:Twitter - Son-Chu for Emgo2.jpeg|200px]]‎ [[File:Twitter - Son-Chu for Emgo3.jpeg|200px]]‎[[File:Twitter - Son-Chu for Emgo4.jpeg|200px]]‎
}}
Chris tagged [[Em Gomez]] in the images.

==Nobody calls it "X"==
23 April 
11:35 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Hoops|When was the last time you called it "[[Twitter]]"?

Be [[honest]]. 
[''Posts two pictures of the new and old Twitter logo.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Today and every day. Who calls it "X"? Nobody.}}

==Rant against Kiwi Farms==
24 April 
12:02 PM

{{quotebox|Just a thought, but I am concerned about Gen Alpha. A lot of them are [[Chris and reading|still illiterate]] and are likely not [[Chris and health|going to]] [[Chris and nutrition|thrive or]] [[Chris and the Law|survive as well]].

In part, I blame the parents who parobably were among the online haters and fakers. They ended up feeding their kids memes and overlooking the needs...}}
{{quotebox|...of their children in selfish favour of their lust for hatred and trolling and manipulating individuals online. I would say well over 3/4 of the individuals on the [[Kiwi Farms|KiwiFarms]] are beyond unfit to raise any children of their own, because of their obsessing over...}}
{{quotebox|...famous and curious individuals, scandals, gossip and other bulls*** that doesn't really benefit them or what they are ultimately meant to do in their respective lives.

These individuals think I'm unfit to be a [[Imaginary family|parent]]? Well they all [[Chris and hypocrisy|should]] [[Chris and introspection|look at themselves in a mirror and deeper soul searching]].}}
{{quotebox|So many [[CWCki:Gossip|misconceptions about me]] that they have made over the years, like calling me a f***ing [[Nazi]]. They are throwing their own [[CWC-isms|respective labels]] onto me and s***. And it was wrong of them to call me [[Homos|gay]] and Really wrong of them to [[Hermaphrodite#Past Transphobia|force gay images into my face]]. I'm fed up with the emotional abuse.}}
{{quotebox|Such emotional and mental abuse should Never happen to Anyone.

Okay, I've digressed.

But, yeah, you have these kinds of people raising kids of their own? Are they seriously fit to have and raise children of their own?! I feel even more sorry for those children, because that brings in not only...}}
{{quotebox|...a bunch of f*** up [[Trolls|bullies]] and potential worse than [[Chris and his ego|arrogant narcissists]], but essentially a bunch of cwho will have a [[Chris and English|Very Limited vocabulary]] and mentality. WILL they actually mean what they say, or will they be constantly, [[CWC-isms|meaninglessly quoting memes and tv shows]]? I feel it is clear.}}
{{quotebox|These individuals and others like them are even more f***ed up than the [[Pmurt|man in the house]] who's attacking Iran now. Not only should these individuals feel beyond awful, I feel they all should be stripped of having even private forums to talk on. Everything they say should be public and...}}
{{quotebox|...[[Jail Saga|legally judged and jailed]]. They've been waiting and wanting that of me from whatever I said or did, regardless of [[Chris and manipulation|emotional manipulation]] and [[Chris and stress|stress]], even the [[Lie|lies]]. They feed off of everything for their over-perverted, selfish nonsense and LOLs.}}
{{quotebox|I'm starting a new hashtag that works alongside #KillCringeCulture, I feel: #DownWithKiwiFarms.

I want that damned website down for good, permanently, and every single Reddit forum and similar web page.

[''posts gif from ''[[South Park]]'' captioned "BURN IT DOWN!!!"'']}}

{{quotebox|I support freedom of speech, But there is a limit, Especially when it results in emotional and mental traumas and manipulations upon others.

They've done more than enough, their damned forums should no longer exist.}}
{{quotebox|You gotta love my f***ing Attention Deficit Disorder and my emotional outbursts, don't you, f***ing emotional perverts.}}
{{quotebox|But, seriously, Teachers and Parents of today, GET more involved in your children's ability to read and handwrite. They NEED to know to read and write. This is not a time to half-ass it!

Turn the Tide and prevent this sad generation from becoming worse. Make them do better, please.

[''posts gif of a notebook with text: "To do: -Write a story -Read a story -Listen to a story -Make a story"'']}}

{{Social media}}

CWC-isms

2026-04-30T08:10:40Z

PsychoNerd054: Found another one.

<center>{{Honest}}</center>

{{Protip|Please refrain from using CWC-isms casually when writing articles, as this may make them difficult for newcomers to decipher.}}
One of [[Chris]]'s most notorious features is his strange '''vocabulary''', consisting of a mix of fairly standard words, slang, jargon, and various personal coinages.

Some of these coinages originate from a degree of prudery, likely inherited from his older parents and maintained by his childlike nature. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to [[Honest Content|adult concepts]] directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their [[Butt garments|diapers]] — others, such as "[[tobacky]]" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature.

Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to [[semen]] as "[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|navy]]", because semen sounds like sea men, [[Random-access humor|get it?]] Still others come from Chris's love of manipulating words, especially backwards spellings, {{w|portmanteau}} blends, “verbing” nouns, or liberal use of suffixes like “- ish” or “-er”. Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among [[autism|autistics]] (likely since standard language may seem inefficient to explain their thought processes), and you get his so-called '''CWC-isms'''.

CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.

==Primary categories of CWC-isms==
Nearly all CWC-isms belong to one of the four following classes:
# '''CWC-neologism''' - a ''new'' word or phrase, unknown until ''created by Chris''. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#L|Lovehogs]]'', a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs".
# '''CWC-homonym''' - an ''existing'' word or phrase, to which Chris has given a ''different meaning''. These may be euphemisms, designed to avoid naming (to Chris) offensive things, or else due to Chris confusing an elevated word's meaning. Example: ''[[Duck]]'', for Chris's penis; ''[[CWC-isms#T|telekinesis]]'', used erroneously in place of ''telepathy''.
# '''CWC-archaism''' - an ''obscure'' word or phrase, known in English but seldom used by contemporary Virginians, which Chris has learned somewhere and has ''become characteristic'' for Chris's way of speaking/writing. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#U|Uncouth]]'', a word now rarely used outside the context of formal etiquette, which Chris used to tell people how much of a jerk he perceive they're being to him.
# '''CWC-misspelling''' - only the ''most notable'' of Chris's ''misspellings'', including deliberate re-arrangements: those which are characteristic for Chris's way of writing. Example: ''[[Geinus]]'', what he deems himself to be; ''[[Pmurt]]'' for Donald Trump, 45th and 47th president of the United States. Chris's sporadic, inconsistent use of some [[Catherine|British spellings]] while otherwise using American English can also be considered under this category.



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==#==
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;12-9
[[Image:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|The cover for Sonichu #12-9|thumb|200px]]

<blockquote>
1. ''(numeral)'' A placeholder for the number thirteen.

<blockquote> ''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism directly. Chris however used it in lists that exceed 12 items.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has shown on a few occasions to dislike the number 13, due to him deeming it an unlucky number. This phenomenon, referred to as [[wikipedia:Triskaidekaphobia|triskaidekaphobia]], is already a popular superstition in American culture, and this is likely where Chris picked it up. His fear of the number has led to some bizarre effects, particularly in his numbering. A famous example of this unusual numbering shtick is in the 13th issue of his Sonichu comics, which he numbered as "Issue #12-9", in which he used an em-dash in the place of a decimal place. The 12-9 itself is meant to represent a value of "almost 13".</blockquote>

;15 minutes
[[File:15 minutes.jpg|thumb|200px|"It takes me fifteen f-yay minutes"]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' [[Masturbation]], the amount of time it takes for Chris.

<blockquote> ''Masturbation takes '''Fifteen LONG, Tiring and Annoying Minutes'''''<ref name=15min>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote> ''Self-masturbation is really arduous and annoying. Another '''15 minutes''' down the drain.''<ref name=15min></ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris coined this phrase in 2021, using it in chats with the [[Watchmen]] and in the [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]].</blockquote>

;[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' The headquarters of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4-Chan]] trolls in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.

<blockquote> ''You will recognize her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of '''4-cent-garbage''' will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Since ED and 4chan were partly responsible for Megan's breakup with him, Chris decided to get payback on the both of them by combining the both of them into an evil corporation in Sonichu, dubbing it "4-cent Garbage".</blockquote>

;7-incher
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A penis which measures seven-inches in length.

<blockquote> ''Good thing we stopped for a pack of condoms; it's too bad the regular-size ones break easily on my '''7-incher'''.''</blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his penis is about 7 inches, which he actually believes is the average length of a penis of an adult male <ref>[[Mailbag 20#Oral doesn't count]]</ref>. Chris has made all kinds of weird euphemisms for just his penis alone such as this one, "ugly growth", and "duck".</blockquote>

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==A==
|-
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;abreast
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' full of; filled with.

<blockquote>''It was not until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was '''abreast''' with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina!''<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and '''abreast''' with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.''<ref>[[May_2015_Facebook_posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses this word when discussing feminine anatomy and lesbian sex, evidently because it includes the word "breast". He fails to realize that "abreast" actually means "adjacent" or "across".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abreast</ref> A possible confusion with the word "abound" or "abundant".</blockquote>

;Adult Swim
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' pornographic or otherwise "NSFW"; containing [[Honest Content|adult content]].

<blockquote>''She still has a great drawing style, even for the '''Adult Swim''' section."<ref>[[CWCSonichu-NightStar2891 DMs]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refers to the Cartoon Network block ''[[Adult Swim]]''. Chris seemed to only consider the "Adult" part of this block's name, and therefore assumed he could use this phrase to describe anything that's "adult" to him. Note that the Cartoon Network block does not feature pornographic content.

</blockquote>

;adulterous
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Of an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult]] and mature nature

<blockquote>''Originally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered '''adulterous'''.''<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: usually used to describe people who [[Ivy|cheat]] on their [[Blanca Weiss|partners]] (i.e. guilty of adultery), Chris only notices the "adult" component of the word.

2. ''(adjective)'' Insult of unclear nature
<blockquote>''Heeeeey, folks! It's me, [[Clyde Cash]]. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an '''adulterous''' foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet!''<ref>[[100 2267]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris simply throws out the insult without a clear understanding of the word. Possibly referring to Clyde taking [[PandaHalo]] from Chris, though this is more aptly described as cuckoldry than adultery. Perhaps influenced by the verb ''adulterate''.

</blockquote>

;among which
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Among other things. Et cetera. Also. Additionally

<blockquote>'''''Among which''' I can project myself to (the Ninja Turtles universe)''<ref>[[Count Dankula#More CWCville (19:55-42:18)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Autism|Uncertain]]. Chris adopted this phrase and began using it heavily in a number of different contexts through-out 2018. Perhaps the clearest example of Chris's over-use of "among which" is the [[Dankula|Count Dankula interview]], where Chris uses the phrase no less than ten times.

</blockquote>

;an' anurr thing
<blockquote>
1. ''(Phrase, transitionary)'' Signifies that Chris wishes to make another point about a subject he is discussing, and that he wishes he were Peter Falk.

<blockquote>''An' anurr thing...CHRIS. Your for real- your real name, as I have been told by Kacey, is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that. '''An' anurr thing''', I NAME is NOT IAN! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!!!''<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: a corruption of "and another thing". Used constantly when Chris is angry.

</blockquote>
;[[Anaxis bird]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Signifies that [[Anaxis]] was meant to be a messenger for the information that Chris requested he put in ''A Medium's Guidance''.

<blockquote>
''Perhaps you all may have heard how I came onto this from an '''Anaxis bird'''.''<ref>[[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#"Anaxis Bird"]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: A mangling of the phrase "a little birdie told me", indicating that an anonymous source gave someone a piece of secret information. Because of Chris's misuse of the phrase, the other Watchmen present had come to believe that Anaxis was influencing Chris to write both the [[Affirmations List]] and the [[Lovers Attributes List]].</blockquote>

;[[Anchuent Prophecy|anchuent]]
[[Image:Anch.PNG|right|thumb|Chris and Sonichu amazed by the Anchuent Prophecy]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Describes anything that is archaic in the ''Sonichu'' canon.

<blockquote>
''Well, what's this? I'm havin' an upgrade? Huh! Huh! My- my powers are given me the ability to fly with my wings attached to my head! It's like a w- it's like an add-on! That's optional! Huh! Must have been done by '''Anchuent''' Powers, so awesome I can fly now! Huh!''<ref>[[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially, "anchuent" was taken to be a misspelling of the word "ancient" given Chris's [[Chris and English|poor grasp of the English language]]. Over time, however, it was revealed that "anchuent" was meant to be a portmanteau of the words "ancient" and "Sonichu", adding the "chu" part of "Sonichu" into the word "ancient".<ref>[[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook]]</ref> </blockquote>

;and shit
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' And additional items.

<blockquote>''I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously, tale- the incest fanfics have come true '''and shit'''.''<ref>[[Incest call]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''But, yeah, I did not verbally argue as much growing up, and it took facing the even Toughter Moments since 2000 '''and shit''' for me to actually formulate and speak better self-defenses with what is Truth''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A more profane variant of "and such" (see below). Chris often uses the phrase in unfitting contexts. He may have picked it up from [[Lars]]'s constant usage of the phrase during the 2010 [[Lars Call]].
</blockquote>

;and such
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' And additional items; to add to a list.

<blockquote>''At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera '''and such'''.''<ref>[[CWC Blog|Cwcipedia captain's log, 25 November 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris understands the term's meaning, but uses it superfluously.
</blockquote>

;anthropological
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' human-like, anthropomorphic.

<blockquote>''In dressing myself for the burial work, I saw Snoopy had merged with his '''anthropological''' self-counterpart on the C-197 half of the veil.''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>

;acquisition
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A charge or allegation of wrongdoing.

<blockquote>''NO! MORE! Of those stupid '''acquisition''' messages!''<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A {{w|malapropism|malaprop}} of "accusation".
</blockquote>

;artery

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' art.

<blockquote>''Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of hand '''artery'''.''<ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Not to be confused with the term for blood vessels. Chris doesn't seem to realize "art" is already a noun and doesn't need the suffix, and that "artistry" also exists.
</blockquote>

;as such

<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' In the manner previously described.

<blockquote>''They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me '''as such'''.''<ref name=FatherCall>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris overuses this phrase to the point of self-parody. He's either tacking it on to fill space when he can't think of the next thing to say, or he's peppering it into his language in a feeble attempt to sound intelligent.
</blockquote>

;ass burgers

<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' [[Asperger's Syndrome]]

<blockquote> ''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism directly, as Chris instead alludes to it as "a bad cut of cow meat".</blockquote>

Origin: Since the CWCipedia Saga, Chris has been noted for disliking Asperger's Syndrome, viewing it as something that makes autistic people look bad due to the term vaguely sounding like "ass burgers". Chris has alternatively suggested the term can also sound like "something that can be picked nasally", aka "ass boogers".
</blockquote>

;ass manager
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Either a misspelling or a derogatory term for "assistant manager," based on the abbreviation "ass. manager."

<blockquote>''I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called "Manager" and "Ass Manager" of that particular store.''<ref name=ShitMeetFan>[[December 2014 Facebook Posts#Shit, Meet Fan]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has only used this term once, when referring to the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]. It's unclear if this was a misspelling or [[Manajerk|yet]] [[Jerkop|another]] childish insult based on someone's job title.</blockquote>

;[[Attraction Location|attraction location]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any place Chris may sit to gain the attention of any passing women, only to get promptly kicked out afterward.

<blockquote>''Also, as of early November, I was reemitted into the Fashion Square Shopping Center, and since Mid-December, I totally left the UVA as an '''Attraction Location'''.''<ref name=CurrentDays>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having a very difficult socializing with women, thought that sitting around in a certain place and soliciting himself would be a better alternative. Therefore, it would make sense to him to sit in a location with many people in order to gain the attention of several women.</blockquote>

;attraction time

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The time that is spent at an attraction location

<blockquote>''Then, on my next visit to the mall, I felt seriously depressed about what had happened the other day; it killed my '''attraction time'''''.<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;audio-sonic feeling

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the arousing feeling caused by getting hit by sound waves

<blockquote>''Here is a most '''audio-sonic feeling'''. While at the club last night, the [[Chris and music|music]] was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my rack! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my breasts, almost like my breasts had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing!''<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#Manboob Tunes]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As shown in the quote above, Chris believed that he was sexually aroused when sound waves hit him. In actuality, sound, a vibration,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound</ref> creates pressure. The louder the sound, the more pressure gets created from the wave. Therefore, very loud music should be able to hit Chris given that he's a [[obesity|huge target]], creating that "arousing" feeling, which is actually an alternation between high and low pressures.</blockquote>

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== B ==
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;B-dog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Derogatory epithet for women.

<blockquote>''Then that [[Mary Lee Walsh|'''B-Dog''']] ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Childish censorship of the word "bitch"; bitch also meaning "female dog". [[Bubbles Rosechu]] is implied to say this in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when she shouts "BEEE..!!!" at [[Silvana]].<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_8/Page_95|Issue 8 Pages 94-95}}</ref>
</blockquote>

;bally
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' round; having the texture of a perfectly round ball.

<blockquote>''I've always given her a "'''Bally'''-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.''<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: If one didn't know Chris was referring to his dog, Patti, and that he gives her a "Bally-scratch" on the head, one might conclude that he's fondling someone's genitals. Chris, [[CWC-isms#N|naive]] to how suggestive this sounds, gave this special kind of petting the name "Bally-scratching" because of how stroking her head felt like he was squeezing a rubber ball.</blockquote>

;Be Woman
<blockquote>1. ''(verb phrase)'' Be '''a''' woman.

<blockquote>''I am a Lesbian Transwoman; I am not confused or mentally ill about that; '''I Am Woman.'''''<ref>[[March 2017 tweets#Proud_to_be_a_feminist]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''How Dare You Insult and be so Inconsiderate of Her like that? '''She Is Woman'''; she would Never Revert Back.''<ref>[[NightStar2891_tweets#She_is_woman]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used regularly when Chris asserts his [[Tomgirl|transgender identity]], notable for the consistent lack of a proper article and capitalization of each word in the phrase. Originally only attested in the first person ("I Am Woman"), a post on Chris's [[Miss Night Star]] Twitter sockpuppet account uses the third person ("She Is Woman"). Technically first appears in [[Sonichu 8]] when [[The Incredible Lioness]] attacks [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], as the somewhat cliché musical reference [[wikipedia:I Am Woman|"I am woman, hear me roar!"]], which may have inspired Chris's broader use of the phrase. This could be a reference to the Bhagavad Gita or Oppenheimer ("Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.") [[honor roll|but this is unlikely]].
</blockquote>



;Bigfoot hunts
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The act of taking photos of Chris when you spot him in public.

<blockquote>''I've had it with those shutterbug...Bigfoot hunts imposed upon me because ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!<ref>[[C-Log 03182026]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in C-Log 03182026, where Chris complains about sightings of him being posted online, all while inadvertently comparing himself to a big, smelly ape.
</blockquote>

;[[Biological clock|biological clock]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Wikipedia:Circadian Rhythm|circadian rhythm]]

<blockquote>'''I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking '''biological clock''' as well.''<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although technically not used incorrectly in this context, the phrase "biological clock" is used exclusively for women in their child-bearing years. Possibly a confusion with "internal clock".
</blockquote>

;blangry
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' [[Chris and anger|Angry]].

<blockquote>''Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get '''BLANGRY'''! ''<ref>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Given Chris's belief that he has [[Chris and English|mastered the English language]] and his [[speech impediment]], it's likely he meant to say angry.
</blockquote>

;blue-printed
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Skilled in engineering.

<blockquote>''I like many others, was born a foal; to a '''blue-printed''' Pegasus and a country tomboy earth mare.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20171019-235945_01-png.299275/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris portrayed Bob's Pony Counterpart in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] as an engineer, just like the real [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]. Due to Chris's limited vocabulary, Chris knew few words to describe Bob's profession. Derived from the word "blueprints", the plans set for the design of a product. </blockquote>

;[[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Single; particularly used on women.

<blockquote>''Ahh, well, it's been over a year and ten months now since I started my sweetheart-search; I still haven't found a '''boyfriend-free'''-caring-smoke-free-non-alcoholic-white-girl-near-my-age to build a relationship with from the ground up.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris’s mission in life used to be to obtain a girlfriend and have sex. However, every chance he thinks he gets, they already have a boyfriend. This has made Chris “fear” girls who already have boyfriends.</blockquote>

;breaking my balls, busting my balls

<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' Feeling annoyed, teased, and/or nagged by somebody or something.

<blockquote>''Don't do this, you're '''breaking my balls''' here.''<ref name=SHOWDOWN>[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I have gave you the last warning, I gave you the last response, you just '''busted my balls''' again, you're going to jail.''<ref name=SHOWDOWN/></blockquote>

Origin: Originally said by Eric Cartman in an episode of ''[[South Park]]''.
</blockquote>

;Buddha belly
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Excess fat that gives a person a [[obesity|very round appearance]].

<blockquote>''Okay, well, I admit I do have a '''Buddha belly''', but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy.''<ref name=FatherCall/></blockquote>

Origin: "[[Wikipedia:Buddha|Buddha]]" is a title given to several legendary figures in [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhism]]. In this case, Chris is making reference to [[wikipedia:Budai|Budai]], who is often known as "Fat Buddha". Chris presumably picked up the phrase from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "To Love and Die in Dixie".
</blockquote>

;bugbears
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Trolls]], [[weens]], and other Chris-related orbiters who make him miserable.

<blockquote>''Freaking CyberBullies!!!!!!! Real '''Bugbears''', they are!''<ref>[[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although the term was originally defined in the 16th century as 'a cause of obsessive fear, anxiety, or irritation.', it was given another definition centuries later to describe a race of hobgoblins [[Wikipedia:Bugbear (Dungeons & Dragons)|made famous]] by ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''. It's widely believed that Chris picked up the term from ''[[My Little Pony]]: Friendship is Magic'', which depicted these creatures as literal bear-insect hybrids that are first seen terrorizing the ponies.
</blockquote>

;buh bye bay nose
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' but if anybody knows.

<blockquote>''If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls. But I can't, because I don't know who or where you are. '''Buh bye bay nose''' the whereabouts of the... [[JERKS|jerk]]... and just happens to be nearby... or within the state? Give him a swick kick for me.''<ref>[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A result of Chris’s [[speech impediment]]</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;but during the stone age...
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A rebuttal for something obvious being stated.

<blockquote>''You don’t have to tell me twice! '''But during the stone age...'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to the [[Sonichu 2 Official Videobook|Videobook for Sonichu #2]], the phrase originates from how you need to “tell cavemen twice” over anyone else.</blockquote>

;[[Butt garments|butt garment]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Leaked footage of Chris in a butt garment]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an adult diaper; typically one used to control Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontenence]].

<blockquote>''The doctor corrected that they were liners; he never called them diapers. Neither did Chris- he called them “'''butt garments'''”.''</blockquote>

Origin: To avoid embarrassment from stating that he shits himself constantly, and uses incontinence pads, Chris refers to them as butt garments.
</blockquote>
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== C ==
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;C-Log
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Captain's Log.

<blockquote>'''''C-Log''' February 4th, 2010. First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make.''<ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: For quite some time, Chris has had the habit of abbreviating certain words or phrases that begin with "'''C'''", possibly for [[Chris and his Ego|his name also beginning with "'''C'''"]], as well as to put greater emphasis on the letter C in the words he abbreviates. Other examples of this kind of abbreviation include "C-Mas" and "C-Ville".
</blockquote>

;C-Mas
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Christmas

<blockquote> ''The [[Christmas]] season is upon us, and with that comes the rush for the '''C-Mas''' Turkey, Tree (real or artificial), and of course, the presents. So, Sonichu and the News Dash have some helpful tips to give a better feel of the season to all.<ref>[[Sonichu's_News_Dash#A_Very_Special_Holiday_Chris-chan]]
</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;C Ville (or C-Ville)
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' [[Charlottesville, VA]].

<blockquote>''Look, you're going to back in '''C-Ville''' tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting?''<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Generic term for any city whose name fits the pattern of beginning with "C" and ending with "ville," e.g., [[CWCville]], Charlottesville, etc.

<blockquote>''And when you diss Cwcville you disf- you diss every "'''C Ville'''" within these United States.''<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;[[Captain's Log|Captain's Log]]
[[File:CWCtrek1.png|400px|right|thumb|The Autistic Generation]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The classic opening for a vlog video Chris makes to adress the fanbase, which includes the date of production. Replaced in 2015 with "live from home once again".

<blockquote>'''''Captain's Log'''. Stardate: September... 24th, 2008.''<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: One may come to the conclusion that Chris picked up this phrase from Star Trek, however, Chris is neither a fan of the Star Trek franchise, nor has he seen any clips of the show<ref>[[Mailbag_3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_14]]</ref>. It is more likely that Chris picked up the phrase from cartoons like [[Family Guy]], which references Star Trek, considering how much he watched the show religiously.</blockquote>

;carniverous
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' evil, vengeful.

<blockquote>''On today's show, we will take a close-up look at the '''carniverous''' jerkops.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic5P29.htm</ref></blockquote>Origin: A misspelling of "carnivorous". It is unknown what word Chris meant to use here, but "carnivorous" certainly wasn't it.</blockquote>

;[[china]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Female genitalia

<blockquote>''I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''''<ref>[[CWC's_Second_Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, uncomfortable with directly saying the word "vagina", decided to alter the word to a cutesy, similar-sounding word. Based off of a term for porcelain "china".</blockquote>

;coldest shoulder

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' to rebel.

<blockquote>''Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned '''Coldest Shoulder''' Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred.''<ref>[[April_2012_Facebook_posts]]</ref>

''One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time Manajerks who gives her elders the '''coldest of shoulders'''.''<ref>[[Coffee Place]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the phrase "turning a cold shoulder", a phrase used for the negligence of another person<ref>https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/turn-a-cold-shoulder-to</ref>. </blockquote>

;Come Adore
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A sermon from Chris's religion.
<blockquote>''That's all for now. Be safe and well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Chan Sonichu.

Commodore Come Adore<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Yet another retarded pun from Chris, specifically based on the [[Commodore 64]].
</blockquote>

;[[Comeuppance|comeuppance]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Male orgasm.
<blockquote>''...I feel my '''comeuppance''' and I come into your mouth, my [[semen]] is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. (...) And right after I'd given you my first round, my first '''comeuppance''', you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis...''<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' [[Semen]], usually immediately after ejaculation. ''See also: [[CWC-isms#N|Navy]]''
<blockquote>''Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first dosage of my '''comeuppance'''!''<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses the sexual slang "cum" as a [[For Julie's Eyes Only|verb]] for orgasm, but he may not realize it can also be a noun referring to ejaculate. In his mind, "comeuppance" apparently serves that purpose, viz., "that which has come/cum up."

In the real world, "comeuppance" is an English noun meaning [[Wiktionary:comeuppance|outcome which is justly deserved]] based upon the common verb "come," i.e., the state of coming forward to receive judgment. He is either unaware of the original definition of the word or does not appreciate the irony of telling women he's going to give them comeuppance.

Note that the contexts of the real word and Chris's version are different. When a woman is rebuked, she receives her comeuppance; when a woman gets Chris's hot load in her face, she receives ''his'' "comeuppance."
</blockquote>

;count you(r) blessing(s)
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used as a retort when someone complains about the quality of your work.
<blockquote>It’s an early thing; it will improve later on. Curb your enthusiasm and '''count your blessing.'''</blockquote>
Origin: In [[January 2020]] Chris was seen using the phrase when he was attacked after chimping out about being blocked on social media. Recently people have been questioning the quality of the newest [[medallions]], produced by [[Praetor]]. Chris, perhaps in an attempt to "calm the trolls down'' tells them to '''count their blessings''.</blockquote>

;crash into slumber (or crash and burn)
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To get so sad and [[Chris and stress|stressed out]] that you get tired from exhaustion.

<blockquote>And… the void in my heart that requires a sweetheart is open again, and it hurts. I hope you jerks and trolls who wanted to break us up… are happy… 'cause all you did was make me feel sad and depressed. And you made me '''crash… into slumber'''… a couple of times. And you know, it takes a lot of stress and exhaust… and such… to make a person feel like they're gonna crash and burn… into a whole bunch of s-- into a long slumber… that just basically sleeps o-- that just basically sleeps off the—uh, what's the word I was looking for? I had it. Ugh…<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris famously said that he "crashed into slumber" in the video [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]], where he shows off how depressed and angry he was with his latest tomfoolery at the time. It could be because that one of Chris's main methods of coping with his stress is to sleep it off, and tried to make it sound hyperbolic by stating that he "crashed" onto the bed, as if he tried to get it done sooner.</blockquote>

;crestfallen
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Sad and disappointed

<blockquote>''I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt '''crestfallen''' greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!''<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#Graduation]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys R Us here, concealed hidden amongst their metal cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and '''crestfall'''. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!''<ref name=ShitMeetFan/></blockquote>

Origin: Another obscure word Chris liked to use a lot, even today. It even got to the point where he tried to put it into a baffling progressive tense "to my dismay and crestfall".</blockquote>

;crooks
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Those who may steal Chris's intellectual property for malicious purposes. ''(pl.)''

<blockquote>''I aways keep my eyes open for '''crooks''' who take my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]]'s name and put it in offensive use!''<ref>''[[:File:116-CWCCop.jpg|116-CWCCop.jpg]]''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' websites, and even words on websites which communicate lies about Chris.

<blockquote>''And that [[ED]] page is one of those crooks. Every page--every word on the discussion page is a '''crook'''.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A finishing move Chris does on his adversaries in order to "curse" them, publicly or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Hmmm...'''Curse-ye-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''''<ref>[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A reference to the Kamehameha energy attack from the [[Dragon Ball]] series, performed in the same way it is in the anime. Chris believes that he possesses [[Chris and reality#Magic|magical powers]]. Typically, these so-called magical powers would be used whenever an enemy gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, since Chris is too afraid to actually fight anyone. Therefore, he will rely on this magical power in order to gain control of whoever is giving him trouble.</blockquote>

;CWC-sense
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The ability to sense Chris's presence.

<blockquote> ''Seriously though, awesome timing coming in, just as we, and Chris, had just finished writing the lyrics...was your '''CWC-sense''' tingling?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

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== D ==
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;D.A.
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Unexplained, presumably a substitution to avoid the word "dumbass." Most likely ''not'' "District Attorney," although equally applicable to [[Marvey Blaziken]].

<blockquote>''You are obviously a troll trying to pick on my nerves; nice try, '''D.A.'''''<ref>[[Mailbag 15]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris intermittently decides to self-censor his profanities for the benefit of younger readers.
</blockquote>

;da
<blockquote>1. ''(article)'' [[Wikipedia:Eye dialect|Eye dialect]] spelling of the word [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the the].

<blockquote>''Y'all know me as [[DJ Jamsta|Jamsta Sonichu]], '''da''' DJ with da power!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], page 43</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris writes "the" as "da" when he intends for his characters (or himself) to sound laid-back and cool. This is most notable with Jamsta Sonichu, who is supposed to sound like a hip radio DJ and/or a [[Chris and race#Black_people|Jamaican man]]. Chris may intend at times to do the same thing in his verbal communications, although his [[speech impediment]] makes it difficult to tell when he actually means to say "da."
</blockquote>

;Da Update
[[File:Daupdate.jpg|thumb|400px|[[Megan]], comparing Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|attitude]] to [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The latest news.

2. ''(phrase)'' The most recent fail Chris is responsible for.

<blockquote>''Hey, guys! What's '''da update'''?''</blockquote>

Origin: Dialogue used by Chris, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound casual, in the pages of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. As Chris's [[fans]] have searched the Internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest [[Relics of Fail|failure]] Chris has committed." The phrase became legendary when posted above the Chris-chan talk page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] (eventually the page was locked, forcing mass migration to the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]).

</blockquote>

;[[Darling|darling]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A potential lover, even one that shows no affection back at you.

<blockquote>''Thank you, Doopie '''Darling'''. :)<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Thanks, darling]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris, so hellbent on being [[Chris and kindness|kind]] to just about any potential sweetheart he met, thinks it's appropriate to refer to women he doesn't know outside of the internet by pet names to sound like he really cares for them, despite it being creepy to most other people. Chris's main justification for using this word on women who don't bond with him is that the actor [[Wikipedia:Tallulah Bankhead|Tallulah Bankhead]] used this word a lot, ignoring the fact that she only did this while on set and was an attractive woman.</blockquote>

;[[Dating education|Dating Education]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' formal education in schools about dating people of the opposite sex.

<blockquote>''Also, in addition, while we also fully support Sexual Education in every high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, '''Dating Education''' classes, because, while Sex Ed is great for the eventual, well-earned intercourse after 3 or more dates, it is vital to learn what to do before that moment. It should be well0taught how to approach and ask one’s member of the opposite gender out for the very first date.''<ref>[[:File:DatingEducation.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The lack of "Dating Education classes" is something that Chris used to complain about all of the time, because he's simply incapable of finding a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]], and that it would be a great advantage for people of his type to learn how to do so. Chris doesn't understand that a key aspect of obtaining a mate is to develop the proper [[Chris and socialization|social skills]], especially those around [[women]], and that it has very little to do with how much sex he has with them.</blockquote>

;dementia
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A synonym for Chris's [[autism]].

<blockquote>''My brain is blank and, I definitely wouldn't have realized. Word of the day, Dementia. The umbrella term for all the mentally wearing down people, I got some dementia okay? So give me time, give me space, alright? And some slack.''<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;detail
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A thing of importance that Chris cannot recall at any given moment.

<blockquote>''I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print '''details''', much less memorize them.''<ref>[[Wikipedia#May 2009 drama]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' Something that Chris does not understand.

<blockquote>''There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including smoking, and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments.'' <ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's ability to retain information is questionable (unless it's about [[Sonichu (comic)|something]] [[Lego|he]] [[Pokémon|obsesses]] [[PS3|over]]). As such, he "misunderstands" and "forgets" a lot of glaringly important things, such as [[Father Call|how to live on his own]] and [[Jackie E-mails 2|the fact that he cheated on Ivy]].
</blockquote>

;devotee
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An [[enablers|enabler]] of Chris.

<blockquote>''Ah, I believe I have the proper term. Going from "Worshiper", I checked the thesaurus:"'''Devotee'''" in the term sounds better. "Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu"(DoCCS). This is my better educates and thought suggestion." ''<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Believing himself to be a goddess, Chris needed a term to refer to any of his followers. The term was originally "worshiper", but then after a quick thesaurus search, he decided to change the term to "devotees", solely because he thought it sounded smarter. Although technically a synonym of "worshiper", the term "devotee" is more often used in Eastern religions such as Hinduism and Buddhism.
</blockquote>

;Did the do, to do the do
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To have sexual intercourse, likely under deceptive conditions

<blockquote>''[[Lovely Weather|Lovely]] was hot. She mistook me for myself and we went home from work that night, so Lovely and I '''did the do''', and it was awesome!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_2|Issue 10 Page 2}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An even more benign variation of the common euphemism for sex, "doing it". Likely taken from [[Wikipedia:Emission_Impossible|an episode]] of [[Family Guy]].
</blockquote>

;dige
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana

<blockquote>''My name's [[Inos]]... wha' chu up to? I am eclectic on this hedge... high on the hog... you wan' som' of this '''dige''', mon?''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_70|Issue 10 Page 70}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended to be part of a coded reference to "Sonichu, Electric Hedgehog Digimon". It is not known why he changed the reference from "Pokemon" to "Digimon".
</blockquote>

;[[dimensions|dimension]]
[[File:Chrisminecraft.jpg|right|thumb|In a universe of multiple realities, anything is possible according to Chris.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Either our universe or a fictional one, such as the one in which ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' or ''[[My Little Pony]]'' are set, both held to be equally [[Chris and reality|real]] in Chris's ontology.

<blockquote>''For Our Home World and All other '''Dimensions''', Realities and Worlds; All Of Us! Dance! Dance! Dance!!!''<ref>[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Dumbing down some physicists' hypothetical notion of other physical universes embedded in mathematically higher-dimensional space, which has since seeped into pop culture and thence down to Chris.
</blockquote>

;[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Used as a reference to Chris's fecal incontinence.

<blockquote>''I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF '''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS'''.''<ref>[[IRC_(20_January_2009)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase during an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] after they alleged that Chris has a fondness to wear women's underwear. In order to confirm his straightness, he retorted by admitting the fact that he has "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS". Soon after, due to how humorous the phrase sounded, it became a shorthand for trolls to refer to Chris's fecal incontinence.</blockquote>

;disabled of crafting
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Too apathetic to work

<blockquote>''Since last December with the Lulu.com problems (resolved), that has left me with a bad emotional and mental scar. Leaving me feeling '''disabled of crafting'''...''<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Too lazy to work]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris being defensive when a customer asked how he could be trusted to follow through on an order, when he had failed to send out orders from his Etsy shop, which resulted in his seller account getting closed.
</blockquote>

;dispel
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Reject, turn away

<blockquote>''[T]o dispel me is to discriminate against the LGBTQ community as well.<ref>[[Unban_contracts#GameStop|GameStop unban contract]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misunderstanding of the meaning of the word.</blockquote>

;Dork of Ages
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who deserves scorn for creating an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article on you.

<blockquote>He is the '''Dork of Ages'''. Y'all should be sending every last complaint and hatred towards—rain down upon him. Send him every last email you can. Shower him with as much hate as possible until that Encyclopedia Dramatica page is taken down, [gives a thumbs down] along with him.<ref name=AttentionAll>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used on [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he created Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page. This phrase was [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|taken]] from the American Dad episode "Dungeons and Wagons", where Hayley called Steve the "Dork of Ages" while he played "Dragon Shuffle".</blockquote>

;Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Backstabber.

<blockquote>''You could be a Better, More Supportive Friend, instead of a '''Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic''' with your sweetheart!!!''<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn breaks up with Chris again]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bizarre attempt to turn the title of the Adult Swim cartoon, ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' into an insult.</blockquote>

;[[duck]]
[[Image:BentDuck.jpg|thumb|right|An example of a bent duck]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's penis

<blockquote>''MY '''DUCK''' HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially "duck" was taken to be a typo of "dick" since the "u" and "i" keys are close together. It was later revealed that Chris was using this neologism as an intentional euphemism to refer to his own penis.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

''See also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]]</blockquote>

;dyke

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A vagina.

<blockquote>I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In actuality, the word dyke (or dike) refers to an embankment, wall, or ridge built to control or confine water. It is also a derogatory term for [[lesbian]]s, which is somewhat ironic, given Chris's homophobia at the time.</blockquote>
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== E ==
|-
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;elbow-greased
[[Image:Elbow-Greased Strength.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris gets swole]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Earned from hard work and exercise

<blockquote>''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism. It appears in his [[Chris's resume|resume]], where he lists "elbow-greased strength" as one of his "functional skills"''</blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the idiom, "elbow-grease", a figure of speech humorously used for tasks that involve manual labor only. </blockquote>

;[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]''

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the characters found in Sonichu which are hybrids of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] characters and/or Pokemon.

<blockquote>''Since the inspiration and conception of Sonichu, the '''Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon''' on March 17, 2000, I have grown further in his stories, plots and adventures in a series of hand-drawn and computer-edited comic books.''<ref>[[Chris's resume]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Despite the name, a majority of "Electric Hedgehog Pokemon" are neither Pokemon or hedgehogs. This misnomer may come from Chris's original characters being hybrids of two Sonic characters, both of whom are hedgehogs (Sonic and Amy Rose) and two Pokémon (Pikachu and Raichu).</blockquote>

;emotional differences

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A strong disagreement between two people.

<blockquote>''I told you! It was, it was because of, uh, '''emotional differences.'''''<ref>[[Father Call#The Shit Hits the Fan (33:24-39:17)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris mentioned that he got terminated from [[Wendy's]] in the [[Father Call]], due to their "emotional differences", possibly meaning that a heated argument between him and his employer ensued.</blockquote>

;empirical
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' resorting to experience to gain knowledge rather than through scientific means.

<blockquote>''So, throw away the book talk; be '''empirical''' and believe what you know is fact'' <ref>[[October 2012 Facebook posts#Empirical]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris attributed the nearly opposite definition of the word to Jeremy Hilary Boob PhD, a character from ''{{w|Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine}}''. Considering this, Chris must have picked up this strange definition from the content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.</blockquote>

;entendre

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Charisma or attraction

<blockquote>''Too much '''entendre'''?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Derived from the phrase "double entendre", a figure of speech used for words or phrases with a double meaning, typically [[Duck|with]] [[Mass Debating|one]] [[China|of]] [[Recycling|them]] [[Pickle|being]] [[Comeuppance|risque]].<ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre</ref> In English, the word "entendre" isn't typically used outside of the phrase itself, but in many other languages like French and Catalan, it is understood to mean "to hear" or "to understand". Chris, thinking he knows everything there is to know about the English language, once again thought he would sound smart by using this obscure word.
</blockquote>
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== F ==
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;F-yay
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' A euphemism for the swear word "fucking".

<blockquote>''For all this time, every single time, [[Mass debating|it takes me fifteen '''f-yay''' minutes]].''<ref>[[Workaholics Anonymous comic]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Seen in the [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]] from [[March 2021]] and again in [[August 2025]].<ref>[[August 2025 social media posts#Decepticlone Punislav... yay]]</ref> The yay comes from Fluttershy's cheer in the [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] episode Sonic Rainboom, which was a popular meme in the brony fanbase.</blockquote>

;[[Fangs|fangs]]
[[File:Showing_Off_Fangs.jpg|thumb|right|200px|How Chris imagined himself when showing off his canines]]
[[File:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|200px|The reality. The red arrows point to Chris's cavities]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's canine teeth.

<blockquote>''They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like '''fangs''' of a vampire, dog or something to me.''<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Your_understanding_me_fukky_.281_January_2009.29]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I'm not afraid to SHOW MY '''FANGS'''!''<ref>[[CWC_Update_8_January_2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes his teeth to be unordinary compared to most other people's teeth, apparently believing canine teeth are some kind of special trait only a selected few people have. Because he believes his canines to be menacing, he gave them the name "fangs". Once in a while, Chris would show off his decaying teeth to scare his enemies. This usually works, although for the wrong reasons.</blockquote>

;faredoo
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection, imperative verb)'' Parting salutation, akin to "goodbye".

<blockquote>''Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you fond...'''faredoo'''. Adieu. Fond farewell adieu...''<ref>[[The MovingFoward videos]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Accidental portmanteau of "farewell" and "adieu".
</blockquote>

;fart-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb and perverted.

<blockquote>Ha Ha! Take THAT, you '''fart-minded''', jerk [[MALE]] among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the comment section of a Stopmotion Lego animation, where a ''Lego'' minifigure is in a sexual relationship with a ''Lego Friends'' minifigure. Throughout this video, the Lego minifigure essentially acts how Chris believes most men do. At the end of the video, the male minifigure proceeds to fart, which disgusts the female minifigure. Also a possible butchering of the phrase "brainfart", which is used to humorously refer to a moment of absentmindedness.</blockquote>

;firstly
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' A word that indicates that Chris is about to tell someone why he's right. Often not followed by an enumerated list of reasons, despite the implication.

<blockquote>'''''Firstly''', Aspergers is NOTHING Similar to Autism; Aspergers pertains to MEMORY, Autism is Social Skills. and I'm High-Functionally Autistic''<ref name=IRC2January09>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Use of "firstly" to begin a list, rather than "first," is a matter of dispute. While both words exist in the dictionary, "Firstly" has fallen out of common use in speech and tends to sound more formal, perhaps overly so. Chris seems to like this formality, probably because he thinks it sounds smart.
</blockquote>

;French side dish
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A kiss that involves the usage of one's tongue.

<blockquote>''"I LOVE YOU" would be shared daily with a '''French side dish'''.''<ref>[[For My True Love, I Would…]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bizarre take on the phrase "French kiss".
</blockquote>

;fondful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' fond.

<blockquote>''Faithfully yours with '''fondful''' thoughts; Chris Chan.''<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007|Chris's email to Megan Schroeder]], 06 July 2007</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently doesn't understand that "fond" is already an adjective by itself.
</blockquote>

;for good-like
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' final, but with the imagined possibility otherwise.

<blockquote>''And in June of 2008, he banned me from the store '''for good-like'''.''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails|Chris's email to The Wallflower]], 18 February 2010</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusing modification of "for good".
</blockquote>

;foresee/foretell/foreknow
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To make a wild guess at something occuring, claiming it's a "prediction".

<blockquote>''#Saberspark Is right. This is one reason why I stay clear from certain games and shows. My intuition also senses and '''foresees''' the quality and feel without even having to watch or play it at all''<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#Brainrot]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(verb)'' To have predicted something that already happened or that someone else claimed would happen, but didn't.

Origin: Chris claims he has the ability to predict the future, an aspect of his divinity. However, Chris only ever makes these claims whenever an event has already happened, claiming he predicted it would, or when he makes a confident guess at the future based purely on his intuition.
</blockquote>

;foundate
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To dedicate, as in a monument or building.

<blockquote>''I, Christian Weston Chandler, re-'''foundate''' this monument that is the PAGE with MY SOLE HONEST TRUTH from my sound mind and heart.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Captain.27s_Log.2C_Stardate:_June_6.2C_2009|2=Christian in his Own Words}}.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely a portmanteau of "found" and "dedicate", or a bizarre attempt to convert "foundation" into a verb.
</blockquote>

;four-boomerang-shaped symbol
[[File:Fourboom.jpg|thumb|right|"G'Day welcome to Auschwitz"]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' minced oath for "[[Wikipedia:swastika|swastika]]," especially the ''Hakenkreuz'' symbol of the [[Nazis|Nazi]] Party.

<blockquote>''Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his '''four-boomerang-shaped symbol''' (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).''<ref>[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler|Mailbag 5]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris was apparently afraid to say the word "swastika," probably for the same reason he used to [[Niggos|fear using racial slurs]].
</blockquote>

;fourth wall

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A boundary that separates [[Reality Cartoon|reality cartoons]] and [[Dimensions|dimensions]] from dimension C-197.

<blockquote>''Hey, Everyone. I have another announcement for you all to do now, for yourselves and our OCs: Break Your Own '''Fourth Wall'''.
<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1195039493130199041</ref>''</blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' An abstract force that prevents people from talking to their OC's.

<blockquote>Our OCs in C-197 often break their '''fourth walls''', because they are aware of us, and it is our time and turn to return the favour.</blockquote>

Origin: Comes from the phrase "breaking the fourth wall", a figure of speech humorously used on characters that acknowledge the audience directly, or state their awareness of the media they're in. Chris has taken this to mean that all dimensions in the universe are separated by this kind of barrier, therefore calling them "the fourth wall". In a recent Twitter post, Chris has also stated that this mysterious force is the reason why people cannot see or interact with their OC's, but that the OC's themselves are fully aware of their creators, so will eventually break through the barrier every once in a while to speak to people of other dimensions.</blockquote>

;[[Friend Zone|friend zone]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The dreaded moment a sweetheart rejects you.

<blockquote>''A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the '''Friend Zone''', that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you.''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The lousiest excuse a sweetheart could give for not having sex with Chris.

<blockquote>''Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship. I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time.''<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The Friend Zone refers to a relationship where one person desires romance, while the other only shows interest in friendship. Much like his stance on the Three-Date Rule, Chris believed that the Friend Zone is simply another rule explicitly placed on him by some unspecified authority to slow down his progress on completing his [[Love Quest]]. His belief that this is simply an "excuse" to avoid having sex with him reveals a lot on why he was [[Megan|overly-persistent with]] [[Wallflower|some of]] [[Doopie|his sweethearts]]. He couldn't imagine why any woman would not want to have sex with him, so he came to the conclusion that every woman he stalks are simply unfamiliar with sex and what goes into it.</blockquote>

;[[Fuzzy-wuzzies|fuzzy-wuzzies]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The rewards of giving Chris compliments.

<blockquote>''Compliments will get you '''fuzzy-wuzzies'''.''<ref name=FutureMessage>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Believed to be another example of Chris's random-access humor. May have been derived from an English assignment in [[Manchester High School|high school]], "[[Manchester High Leaks#Warm Fuzzies|Warm Fuzzies for Christian]]".

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|prickly-wicklies]]
</blockquote>

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== G ==
|-
|

;[[Gal pal|gal-pal]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a female friend.

<blockquote>''And also, I would like to give a shout-out to...Ivy, sweet '''gal-pal''' of mine...and her friend Rachel across the hall from her, in a college within these United States!''<ref>[[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris rarely refers to any of his female friends as just "friends", simply because he thinks that all female friends have the potential to be [[CWC-isms#S|sweethearts]] before they're in the dreaded [[Friend Zone]]. Chris also states that due to his autism, this somehow means that he gets along much more easily with girls than with guys. <ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 5]]</ref> Although this could be more due to the fact that he overall has had much better experiences with girls than with boys growing up, especially in high school. This has caused him to pick up more [[Transgender|effeminate traits and characteristics]]. The term "gal-pal" is typically used by women when they are talking to other people in their social clique. Chris therefore picked this phrase up from the girls he's talked to (possibly using the phrase because he sees himself as "one of the girls"). It is also common for [[homos]] to use this to refer to their female friends.
</blockquote>
;gawd
<blockquote>
1. ''(interjection)'' eye dialect of "god", Used in the place of "god" when it is used to express annoyance, shock, or pain.

<blockquote>''Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) '''Gawd'''! Just... GAWD!!!''<ref>[[April 2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly meant to add dramatic effect to saying "god", which is already used to add dramatic effect.</blockquote>

;gaybian
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a male lesbian.

<blockquote>''Uh... simply put—and I am willing to say this... in sound mind and body: I... am a '''gaybian'''.''<ref>[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only used this word once in the video [[Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet]]. Before this video, [[Clyde Cash]] had threatened to harm [[Julie]] under the condition that Chris refuses to admit that he's gay. Chris being Chris, he had absolutely no idea that he was once again under another elaborate trolling scheme, and had no clue how to handle the situation. Chris thought he could be sly and admit to being gay, while also being attracted to women. Thus, he tacked on the word "gay" onto "lesbian" to create the word "gaybian" so that he can say that he's a "male lesbian", despite this being a complete contradiction within itself.</blockquote>

;geinus
[[Image:Robotnik.jpg|thumb|I'M A MAD GEINUS! [[Doctor Robotnik|ROBOTNIK]]! ROBOTNIK!]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a genius

<blockquote>''Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a mad '''geinus'''! Robotnik, Robotnik!''<ref>[[Sonichu 1]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An accidental misspelling of "genius", this CWC-ism is the result of Chris's ability to spell, or lack thereof. In his futile attempts to spell words with "eni", he substitutes this with "ein", possibly due to his habit of spelling words phonetically.</blockquote>

;get it through your skulls
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Used to clarify something to your fans
<blockquote>''So everybody '''get it through your skulls''', I'm the real deal.'' <ref>[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this term a lot when trying to clarify various misconceptions about him, such as his straightness, and who the real CWC was. Variations of the phrase include "GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS", "Get it through your damn, dirty, immature skulls!", and "Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls".</blockquote>

;gitar
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A guitar

Origin: How Chris pronounces the word "guitar".
</blockquote>

;give birth, give the birth
<blockquote>
1. ''(verb)'' To transfer possession of the state of having been born, by bearing as offspring.

<blockquote>''My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only '''gave the birth'''--gave me birth at their ages...which my mother is sixty-six, currently, and my father is currently eighty. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth...then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of--for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early [[1980s]].''<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to think that a sentence like "Barbara gave birth to Christian" is grammatically equivalent to a sentence like "Barbara gave Go-bots to Christian."
</blockquote>

;GO!
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Having a style similar to the cartoon ''Teen Titans Go!''.

<blockquote>''As MUCH, as I would like to agree; Cute as it may be, it is still '''GO!''' Version, and #GOPony is something we Really do not like.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1211396957203247104</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' Of a descent originating from [[Dimensions|dimension CZ-69]].

<blockquote>''Just; Most '''GO!''' individuals are...NO!!!''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1215833863718567937</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this CWC-ism to describe his distaste for the MLP:FiM spinoff series [[Pony Life]], believing it to be in the same vein as Teen Titans Go! due to its artstyle. He would go around on his [[Twitter]] account spamming Hasbro and/or users showing any interest in the show with some of his TSSSF cards as a means of protest using this euphemism to put it under a bad light.
</blockquote>

;go make a rhyme
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate that he is in a [[Chris and writing|poetic]] mood.

<blockquote> ''Oh, Back Off, '''go make a rhyme'''. Love will come your way in good time.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/913230475774369794</ref> Keep Heart, Have hope and faith. Life is a coinkie-dink strafe. Have an open heart, don’t be afraid. Your sweetie is likely in your friendship parade.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris intended to write a rhyme in order to sound poetic in a tweet, continuing with the rhyming schtick in several subsequent ones. Due to his own laziness, the best Chris could come up with in terms of words that rhyme with "time" is "rhyme".
</blockquote>

;[[Godjesus]]
[[Image:Jesusbot.jpg|thumb|This is who Chris actually believes in.]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(shorthand)'' God and Jesus Christ.

<blockquote> ''As I have guide, as I was guide [sic] by, uh, God and Jesus. And because I, uh, cheated on Ivy lately, '''Godjesus''' were mad at me, so, even though she r-, even though she requested the recent items of question, sex-, [quietly] sexual stuff--videos and pictures--I am being punished because the trolls are getting their hands on them.''<ref>[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And also, who I'd like to thank, '''GodJesus''', our God and our Lord and savior, for their support, for their support as well, I pray to them every day, and I follow, I am guided by Jesus.''<ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris appears to be somewhat aware of the Holy Trinity (Holy Spirit, Son, and Father), the three forms that God takes in mainstream Christianity. Despite accepting Jesus as the son of God, Chris believes that God and Jesus are essentially the same entity. As a result, whenever he mentions God, he is never reluctant to mention Jesus in the same sentence. Because of this, Chris made this CWC-ism as a shorthand of "God and Jesus". This CWC-ism was the primary inspiration for the term "[[Godbear]]" to humorously refer to [[Leonard Bearstein]], who Chris has credited for his name change. Chris now no longer uses his CWC-ism, now referring to both God and Jesus as separate [[OCs]]. Chris now calls God "Emmanuelle".</blockquote>

;grand number of pounds
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Extremely heavy.

<blockquote> ''Note: The chair weighs a '''grand number of pounds'''!<ref>[[Power]]</ref>'</blockquote>

Origin: Used in a video where he tried to prove his strength to [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who was actually [[Joshua Martinez]], by lifting an office chair.
</blockquote>

;grinds my gears
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate he is annoyed with something.

<blockquote>Firstly, I got your image in my mailbox; while I thank you for your fanart, No Offense, but I do not appreciate Sonichu drawn looking retarded; I feel it '''grinds my gears''' a bit.<ref>[[Mailbag_2#In_which_Chris_insults_someone_who_drew_a_picture_for_him]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>Something that '''grinds my gears''' is how people are not accepting of the neutral terms of "darling" or "dear".<ref>[[:File:OpenLetter.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase almost every time he wanted to indicate he was annoyed and not outright [[angry]]. It is believed that Chris has picked up this archaic phrase from [[Family Guy]], specifically from a segment from the show called "What Really Grinds My Gears", where Peter is talking about things that annoy him or "grinds his gears".

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== H ==
|-
|

;hand-drawing
[[Image:Chris holding a pencil.png|thumb|Chris holding a pencil|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An original drawn image, as opposed to a facsimile of that image.

<blockquote>''I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a '''HAND-DRAWING'''! It's the original hand-drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house!''<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(verb)'' To sketch without the aid of digital technology, such as a computer.
[[File:Sonichuipaddrawing2020.jpg|thumb|A non-example made by Chris.]]
<blockquote>''No, actually, what I thought, is that you skip the '''hand-drawing''' and you draw everything on your PhotoShop with your computer mouse.''<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's process for producing his drawings is to draw them, by hand, on physical paper, and then scan the paper into his computer and use image editing software to add effects like lettering or (for the purpose of breaking the fourth wall) photographs. He takes comfort in the belief that ownership of the original paper drawings is evidence of his authorship and will frequently cite this in defense against perceived thieves and trolls.

Chris also thinks that drawing on a computer instead of paper is an inferior method of producing artwork; he thinks the results look "blocky and low-resolution," which probably speaks more to his [[:File:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg|his own experience using MSPaint]] than the artistic quality of, for example, [[Asperchu]]. The fact that a digital artist like Alec Benson Leary is nonetheless ''using his hands'' does not seem to have occurred to Chris.
</blockquote>

;Haterade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a metaphorical drink consumed by haters.
<blockquote>''Therefore, for all of you '''Haterade'''-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress. <ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref>''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Put down the '''Haterade'''; this is not going against any rules, it is just the way it is. Hey! I still have my flaws, so I am definitely Not a Mary Sue type of OC. Also, if I wanted a shot glass of '''Haterade''', I would read most anything this dimension’s @realDonaldTrump ever wrote.''<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun, informal)'' excessive negativity, criticism, or resentment.

<blockquote>''This is in reference to the Nypical '''Haterade''' Comment of “Get A Job” that is not only thrusted upon me, but to everyone who is creative and have powerful in their own respective, individual rights.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: Originally said by Lars in the 2010 [[Lars Call]]. Chris then used it almost nine years later. Likely a pun on the sports drink Gatorade.
</blockquote>
;[[heart level]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his emotional state

<blockquote>''100% Change the number to change your '''heart level''' and you can write a sentence to indicate how you feel.''<ref>[[Heart_level]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The concept of the "heart level" most likely stems from Chris's inability to understand emotions. As an alternative, Chris tends to use video game terms in order to measure such emotions.</blockquote>

;heal
<blockquote> 1. ''(verb)'' to ejaculate into someone.

<blockquote>''Had I Not '''healed''' her, she would be dead Late August.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris had somehow come to the conclusion that sex with his mother would make her more youthful, hence "healing" her.

</blockquote>

;heartsweet
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely '''heartsweet'''?''<ref name=OdeToRosechu>"[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]"</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Rearrangement of "sweetheart," possibly coined initially to provide more rhyming options in poetry. Chris primarily uses this term in Sonichu's dialogue, as the character's pet name for Rosechu. When speaking for himself, Chris tends to prefer "sweetheart," although the trolls use "heartsweet" in conversation with him.

''See also: [[sweetbolt]]''
</blockquote>

;heavyweight
[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris does NOT look like Chris Farley]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Stockboy; person employed to move heavy objects and perform other menial labor.

<blockquote>If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY. [...] If I have to I would be, get one of the '''heavyweights''', that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store.<ref name=FatherCall/></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' heavy.

<blockquote>I do not think Chris Farley looks like me at all, plus he was a LOT more '''heavyweight''' than me, and he was more wild than me.<ref>[[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, as usual, has to repurpose words rather than use the existing words that already mean what he wants to say.
</blockquote>

;hedgehog-defensive (or hedgehog)
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Protecting oneself by curling up into a ball, just like a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|hedgehog]].

<blockquote>And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my '''hedgehog-defensive''' state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.<ref>[[TooManyGames#Personal_space_talk]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>@MLPSilverQuill, having one’s own spirit killed is really not fun nor funny at all. And, believe me, I was literally in a worse huddled position than what I see here, and I FELT DEVASTATED at that moment. I went full '''Hedgehog Defensive''' and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts<ref>[[April_2019_social_media_posts#Hedgehog-defensive_state]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacing the likes of his [[Megatron pistol]] and his [[pepper spray]], Chris has adapted the habit of rolling up into a ball to protect himself from unwanted physical contact. The protective state he dubs "the hedgehog-defensive state" is most likely based off of the spin-dash attack from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, which the titular character uses to attack foes.</blockquote>

;[[hermaphrodite]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A derogatory term for passing transgender women, particularly those that haven't gotten bottom surgery.

<blockquote>''OH MY GOD!!! UGH!!! ARE YOU REALLY A '''HERMAPHRODITE'''?! I'm sorry, but that naughty picture just really shocked me and made me want to throw up. *deep breath* You do have a pretty face, but what happened just now is just like the movie, "The Crying Game", or the Thanksgiving episode of "The Cleveland Show".''<ref>[[Mailbag 25#It's a trap, again!]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' A person of an ambiguous gender, or who is female, who also has a penis.

<blockquote>If a '''Hermaphrodite''', I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin:A misuse of the archaic term for intersex people. Chris appears to use this term to refer to someone he deems as "almost a woman", which is also shown when he referred to some of his female characters as "all female" when having their penises removed. Chris used this term when he noticed that the sweetheart [[Bailey Jay]] had a penis, and she explained to him her experiences as a transwoman. Chris also notably talked about how if he had a "hermaphrodite" as one of his offspring, he'd raise them as a boy. Chris's rather specific usage of this term also shows some of his prior beliefs about gender before he transitioned himself, such as who he deemed "male" or "female" in the first place.</blockquote>

;[[HEXBox]]
[[File:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the video game consoles made by Microsoft, primarily the Xbox 360.

<blockquote>I never cared for the '''HEXBox''', and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT.</blockquote>

Origin: Due to his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Brand Loyalty]], Chris had an irrational hatred for the XBox, simply because of how much you've got to pay for it to access some of its content<ref>[[Mailbag_5]]</ref>. Because Chris viewed this device as a curse to humanity, he tacked the word "hex", which is defined as being a curse, onto the original name of the console.</blockquote>

;hide behind/under his mother's skirt
<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' To behave in a cowardly, immature fashion.

<blockquote>''You come to me now. Come face me like a man. Unless you want to continue being called a cow-a quivelling coward who '''hides under his mother's skirt'''.''<ref>[[Challenge for Clyde II]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An antiquated phrase alluding to children literally hiding behind their mother's skirts when frightened.
</blockquote>

;hippo on one's head
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A predicament or unpleasant situation one is currently facing

<blockquote>''I'M WET. I'M COLD. THERE'S A HIPPO ON MY HEAD. AND CLEARLY, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THIS ON MY OWN.''<ref>[[:File:JailArt15.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Someone's [[wikipedia:Hippocampus|hippocampus]]

<blockquote>''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)''<ref>[[:File:FSM2.PNG]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris states in an e-mail directed at [[Regina Novakova]] that the phrase originated as an example of his [[random-access humor]], apparently as a pun of the word "hippocampus". Following from this, he would famously use the term in a [[HippoOnYourHead|Flipnote animation]] of a person literally getting crushed by a falling hippo, and then use the term several more times to describe the "weight" of the hippo on people's heads. He has lately used this term to describe his struggles with being in jail in a drawing sent to [[Praetor]].

</blockquote>

;[[homo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A male homosexual

<blockquote>''Yes; the '''Homos''' I have heard from try to push their damn lifestyle in my face, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it.<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref></blockquote>''

2. ''(noun)'' A non-passing transgender woman, particularly one Chris doesn't deem an authentic woman

<blockquote>''So I would- so I would say, good luck being a fake woman because you'll never be able to achieve true femdom! And you'll always be a dang homosexual male, 'cuz you're born that way, you gonna to stay that way pretty much even if you're gonna- if you're gonna have your dick either chopped off or tucked in! People are still gonna look at you so ill. In the majority of this country.''

''Anyway, that's my response for now.''

''Damn '''homo'''.''<ref>[[Response to ADF]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(adjective)'' homosexual

<blockquote>''Every one of you who thinks I'm '''homo''' and calls me that—-because I am not; I'm straight! I'm straight!''<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

4. ''(adjective)'' relating to homosexuals

<blockquote>''Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' '''Homo''' Ads MUST BE GONE!''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had a hatred for homosexuals, out of fear that he'll become one himself. Even uttering words like "gay" and "homosexual" would make him uncomfortable. Chris also believed that those that strayed too much from their assigned gender at birth would turn out as being gay, which explains his defensiveness towards his more effeminate traits.</blockquote>

;[[Honest Content|honest]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' NSFW, containing adult content.

<blockquote>''Parental Advisory - VERY '''HONEST''' content.''<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only has a slightly good understanding of what honesty is. However, Chris doesn't seem to understand when it's most appropriate to be honest. In his mind, to attract mates, he has to be honest all of the time, even if this includes instances of his sexual misadventures. Chris knows that he's not supposed to discuss such topics publically with ordinary people, so he would have to keep such things in secret. Therefore, in his mind, it would be the honest thing to do to discuss such actions.
</blockquote>

;Hurtful Truth Level
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A point at which honest criticism should be stopped so as to avoid hurting a person's feelings, regardless of the usefulness of the advice.

<blockquote>''And another thing, When constantly exceeding that '''Hurtful Truth Level''' to me, it feels like to me you're, and you may as well have, told me, "I Hate You! I Hate You!", and forget about me.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Said in an email to Jackie after she had pointed out several glaring flaws in Chris's lifestyle and personality. Rather than take her criticism to heart and improve himself, he got angry and defensive, wishing that she would show sympathy for him instead.
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== I ==
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;I can feel the cosmos
[[File:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Statement of achievement and oneness with the universe.

<blockquote>''I promise, uh, three da—three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and God/Jesus's support, I feel like... we will be seeing many new—many new thing. The website will be better. '''I can feel the cosmos!''' Peace.''<ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by a line from the game Katamari Damacy, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmWxNFq6_3U "Oh, I feel it. I feel the cosmos."]
</blockquote>

;I got a fish

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Claim that one owns a fish.

<blockquote>'''''I got a fish!''' Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fish Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fiiiiiiiiish! Would ya like to make a wish?''<ref>[[I_Got_A_Fish]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a song of the same name, where Chris's [[random-access humor]] shines.</blockquote>

;I HATE ME TOO!!!

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' A self-destructive phrase used to attempt to gain pity from trolls

<blockquote>''You know what, '''I HATE ME TOO!!!'''''<ref>[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as part of the title of a gallery found on Chris’s [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Page.
</blockquote>

;[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]!
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expressed angrily when you wish to break someone apart to kill them

<blockquote>''Jason Kendrick Howell... you BASTARD! BASTARD! You hacked into everything! You have driven me so beyond the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it! YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT... '''I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!''' Goodbye!''<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as a [[death threat]] to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he has hacked Sonichu.net.</blockquote>

;I'm workin' on it!
<blockquote>1. ''(exclamation)'' An exclamation that you are working on something important.

<blockquote>'''I'm workin' on it!''' I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...<ref>[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used repeatedly by Chris to assure to [[Bob]] that he is doing his best to take down information about 14 Branchland Court from the Internet.</blockquote>

;IBAChandler
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Abbreviation for "I be a chandler," i.e., "I am a person named 'Chandler.'"

<blockquote>''I am so sick of hearing that stupid name that somebody made up back when I had that '''IBAChandler''' account, and I be a Chandler. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my last name.''<ref>[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(proper noun)'' [[YouTube]] username in use by Christian Weston Chandler during his conflict with [[Liquid Chris]], leading trolls to accuse Chris of being an impostor of Liquid named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]].

3. ''(proper noun)'' Name of a ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' villain based upon Liquid Chris, ironically named for the real Chris's alias.

<blockquote>'''''I B A Chandler''', And I am here to copycatly sieze claim of you hedgehogs and this city from your absent mayor's domain.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 79</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by [[Bob Chandler]]'s license plate, "I B MR C" ("I be Mister C.").<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;ID
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Identifying.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and Vestites; '''ID''' as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref name=Vestites>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris argues semantics]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly derived from ID meaning "Identification". </blockquote>

;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the extremely high probability that any woman Chris talks to is not [[CWC-isms#boyfriend-free|boyfriend-free]].

<blockquote>''With the '''infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor''', I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences.''<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is aware the general chances of him finding a sweetheart are extremely slim. Not willing to admit he's not at all attractive to most women, Chris blames it on the fact that most men are "jerks", and that one probably is already dating the woman he's trying to latch onto.</blockquote>
;information overload

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An act of spamming a webpage with pictures.

<blockquote>''I had thought the '''Information Overload''' would somehow Take Down the page; I admit that I was mistaken.<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: When Chris saw all of the explicit pictures on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, he decided that the best course of action would be to spam the article with his own pictures. His logic was that if he kept doing this faster than the other editors, they'd have to delete the article, as they just wouldn't catch up with him.
</blockquote>

;instinction

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An instance of something being used a certain way.

<blockquote>''Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all '''instinctions''' and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"''<ref name=IRC2January09/></blockquote>

Origin: Once again an instance of Chris trying to sound smart by using a word that sounds foreign to him, made up or otherwise. The end result, however, gives the impression that Chris isn't familiar with the word "instances".

</blockquote>

;intersex

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Relating to any gender identity outside of the gender binary.

<blockquote>''As a Tomgirl, '''Intersex''' of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser, I am in full support for Human Equal Rights for everyone."''<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out... kinda]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used the term "intersex" interchangeably with the term "transgender" on many occasions, and also uses it to refer to Silvana, who actually is intersex. This gives the impression that when he talks about something being "intersex", he means that it isn't entirely "male" or "female".

</blockquote>

;[[Iron Curtain|iron curtain]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The mostly hermetic seal between [[Reality Cartoon]]s, such as the [[Chris and reality|real world]] and the fictional universe containing [[CWCville]], that prevents the [[Dimensional Merge]] from proceeding.

<blockquote>''But we are getting increasing magics, here, with more and more opening portals and growing tears and cracks in the '''iron curtain'''''.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris begs; posts creepy photo of Barb]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Coined by Sir Winston Churchill in 1946 to refer to the limits of Russian intrusion into central Europe after the War. Chris presumably heard it once in [[Manchester High School|history class]] and forgot what it meant, unless he is comparing his fictional world to the [[Chris and censorship|Soviet Union]]. Alternatively it was fed to him by the [[Idea Guys]].

''See Also:'' [[#F|fourth wall]]</blockquote>
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;Jail of Fail
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A rather unappealing jail to reside in.

<blockquote>''I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type, you may Remember her (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many (Good) Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this '''Jail of Fail'''. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated Sports Bra, Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Said in a letter to the long-time orbiter and enabler, [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].

</blockquote>

;janekop
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A female [[CWC-isms#jerkop|jerkop]].

<blockquote>''YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. SO SAYS THIS '''JANEKOP'''.''<ref>[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas the term "jerkop" is a portmanteau of the CWC-ism "jerk" and the word "cop", janekop is a portmanteau of the words "jane" and "cop". The word "jane" is a slang word for "woman". <ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jane</ref>
</blockquote>
;[[JERKS|jerk]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. Any male other than Chris and his dad in general, particularly those that Chris dislikes, especially one that gets in the way of his LoveQuest.

<blockquote>''On the flip side, I feel discomfort around men, because they can be such mean and cruel '''jerks'''.''<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "jerk" is generally defined as "A person with unlikable or obnoxious qualities and behavior, typically mean, self-centered or disagreeable".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jerk#Etymology_1</ref> As stated in the quote above, Chris believes that all men to be cruel, selfish, and overall unlikeable. Therefore, he views almost all men as jerks.
</blockquote>
;[[Jerkop|jerkop]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. An official of the law.

<blockquote>''I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid '''Jerkops'''.''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris views most officers of the law as jerks, due to how often they'd thwart his LoveQuest, the term is a portmanteau of "jerk" and "cop". Possibly a pun on the word "jerkoff", which is defined as being "a contemptible man".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/jerk--off</ref></blockquote>

;[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAAAY]]
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|Chris preparing for hanky-panky with Julie, using a blow-up doll no less]]
<blockquote>''(interjection)'' 1. An expression used by Chris to indicate how much he'd love having sex for the first time with [[Julie]]

<blockquote>"Oh, Julie...'''JULAAAAAY''', JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"<ref>[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris first shouted this infamous CWC-ism in the video [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]. He originally intended to share this video privately with [[Julie]], (unaware that 'she' was actually a 13-year-old male troll), to show what their first date would amount to, despite this breaking his Three Date Rule. Seeing how Chris was somewhat of a porn junkie,<ref>[[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases]]</ref><ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref> Chris must have picked up that during sexual intercourse, one of the people may shout the name of the other person in order to "spice up" the orgy. When the video got leaked soon after, the term started to be used by trolls humorously, to the point where [[weens]] started using the phrase in excess, making the CWC-ism lose its luster.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;jumping the shark
<blockquote>''(verb)'' 1. To start over from scratch

<blockquote>"I am moving out of this Twitter into creating a new one I created, @CPU_CWCSonichu. New and renewed followers will all be screened by my ally, as to keep out the Haters and Harassers. Starting up new and fresh. '''Jumping The Shark''' from old to new"<ref>[[Misc texts#CPU_CWCSonichu]]</ref>

</blockquote>

Origin: The term "jumping the shark" humorously refers to the point where something once popular which has begun to lose its viewer base pulls an extreme stunt in hopes of garnering attention. The term comes from an episode of the television show ''Happy Days'', where Fonzie literally jumped over a shark while water skiing. Ironically enough, despite Chris's misuse of the phrase, many people could easily say that the comic of Sonichu and Chris as a person have "jumped the shark" several times, especially with [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcons]] and- of course- Chris's change into a [[Transgender|transwoman]].

</blockquote>

;Junkeon

<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A selfish, arrogant, and ignorant jerk that was raised by another selfish, arrogant, and ignorant jerk.

<blockquote>"But, yeah, you have these kinds of people raising kids of their own? Are they seriously fit to have and raise children of their own?! I feel even more sorry for those children, because that brings in not only a bunch of f*** up bullies and potential worse than arrogant narcissists, but essentially a bunch of Junkeons who will have a Very Limited vocabulary and mentality. WILL they actually mean what they say, or will they be constantly, meaninglessly quoting memes and tv shows? I feel it is clear.<ref>[[April 2026 social media posts#Rant against Kiwi Farms]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misspelling of "[[Transformers|Junkion]]", which Chris uses to chastise his haters in a Twitter post.

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;kawaii
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' cute or adorable.

<blockquote>''Also, I have thought up something '''kawaii''' we can talk about; Makeup and Fashion ideas.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 28]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''That look really suits you; you look so '''kawaii''' and cool.😊''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1209184205776797697</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The Japanese word for cute, once popular in the English-speaking anime/manga and fashion subcultures. Chris has used this word in almost all cases where he describes anything he thinks is cute and cuddly, more so in recent times, where the use of this word is no longer taken seriously, and seen as more of a joke to poke fun at [[Joshua Wise|weeaboos]].</blockquote>

;[[Kick the Autistic]]
[[File:CWC gets kicked.jpg|thumb|A self-administered kick]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' America's favorite game

<blockquote>''I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC!"''' *sigh*''<ref>[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any action which involves doing something to Chris that he doesn't like

<blockquote>''And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC"''', then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.''<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#21 January]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' Any form of discrimination towards Chris for being [[autism|autistic]].

<blockquote>''And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of "'''Kick the Autistic'''". I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. *Game Over*''<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris had this paranoid idea that the whole world is going against him and his goals, solely due to his autism. In this sense, the fact that so many people supposedly wanted to thwart his goals made him feel like he was being "kicked" around. </blockquote>

;Kra-Kow!

<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase indicating that Chris roasted someone.

<blockquote>''What? I’m just telling the truth. I hear and see WORSE shit from you Haters. At this point, I’d rather look back in that memory than PTSD over y’all’s Hate-Filled content. '''Kra-Kow!'''''<ref>https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1231269768310722560</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/318700111138943542/ a comic strip] from Calvin and Hobbes. Most likely inspired by the sound lightning makes.</blockquote>

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;Laughs Under Lucricities
[[File:LULZ.jpg|thumb|"[[C-Log 03182026|For the LULZ!]]"]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(backronym)'' backronym for "LULZ"

<blockquote>''Although, F.Y.I., "LULZ" is short for "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''"''<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any form of humor made at Chris's expense

<blockquote>''... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE''<ref>[[Chris emails 2008#August]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: It's likely that Chris first heard of lulz on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]-<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008#August]]</ref> the slogan of which is "in lulz we trust"- and thus forever associated the term with trolling. Originally he would simply say "LULZ" ''ought'' to stand for "Laughs Under Lucricities," but he soon began implying that it already does.<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2008|Email]] from Chris to Robert Simmons V on 12 August 2008</ref> Lucricities is seemingly a combination of "lucrid" (another non-word with apparent negative connotations that Chris has used<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 48]]</ref>) and "ludicrous" but falls short of being a portmanteau and is more like the result of a head-on collision of the English language.

</blockquote>

;lesbian soul
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' What Chris believes to be his true [[Chris and sexuality|sexuality]].

<blockquote>''I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female '''Lesbian Soul''', and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/pg/cwcville/about/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris declared himself transgender, he continued to be attracted to exclusively to biological females regardless of their own sexual orientation.<ref>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's]]</ref> Thus, Chris became a lesbian. As a way to assert to detractors that he was a lesbian, Chris cited himself as having a "lesbian soul" despite previously living as a straight man for thirty years.

 </blockquote>
;level-up king
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Master of [[card games]].

<blockquote>''There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the '''level up king'''!"''<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before his permanent ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]], Chris would play games of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh with some of the other customers. Despite his sick obsession with both games, Chris never developed any type of strategy to compete with other players, making it very difficult to succeed at the game, even when he played against small children. Eventually, when the shop was just down to six people, which included Chris, the manager, [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], and [[Lucas]], Chris did win a match against a relatively new player, and excitedly jumped up and down at this accomplishment like a child. Along with this, he shouted the phrase "I AM THE LEVEL-UP KING!"</blockquote>

;like, you know
<blockquote>1. ''(discourse particle)'' Space filler during sentence.

<blockquote>''I don't want too much conflict to happen, '''like, you know'''. You wouldn't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. I mean-like, you know, between you and him any further. Yeah.''<ref>[[I Love You Kacey]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's speech consists mostly of uh's, um's, and other vocalized pauses.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;live from home once again
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction stating that one is recording themselves from their home.

<blockquote> ''Hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you '''live from home once again''' and we're going to talk about the recent and more obvious topic, of "The Dimensional merge". Yes! This dimension! Right here! 1218. Is going to be merged with our sister dimension "C197" where all of our s- where most of our superheroes, super-villains, OCs, and what have you, and other characters, consisted, have been existing and co-existing. Yep!''<ref>[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase became Chris's typical means of starting his videos since late 2015, replacing the famous Captain's Log. Although it is sometimes used appropriately (i.e. livestreams), Chris uses the phrase even in prerecorded videos that are not, in fact, live.</blockquote>

;[[Love Quest]]
<blockquote>1.''(noun)'' Chris's former on-going search for a sweetheart.

<blockquote>''As for Wes, I blame all of these happenings on him. If he had not taken my life-long friend away from me, I might have a Pretty Girlfriend today. And I would not have had to set out on endeavoring '''LOVE QUEST'''!''<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: Since attending [[PVCC]], Chris has embarked on a 15-year long quest to find his true love. Chris constantly failing to achieve this goal was what gave this CWC-ism its name.</blockquote>

;lovehog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A lover in a relationship between two [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Also, I have finished the drawing for you, and I have shown off the Original '''LoveHog''' Couple's Wedding Rings, and their three children: Cerah Rosey, Robbie Sonee and (Shiney Rosey) Christine Rosey.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehog".</blockquote>

;lucricities
<blockquote>1. ''(pl. noun)'' lurid acts or motivations

Origin: Chris completely made this word up, presumably based on "lucrid," which may in turn be based on the actual word "lurid." According to Chris, the word "lulz" can mean either "Laughs at my expense" or "Laughs under lucricities," so presumably the two contexts are equivalent.
</blockquote>

;lucrid
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' obscene, profane, wicked
<blockquote>''And promoting the hatred, and...drawing such loose—such '''lucrid''' mockeries is not gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way...''<ref name=csm>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Possibly a corruption of "lurid," given the context. Alternatively, it might be a corruption of "ludicrous." Chris has used this word to describe the homoerotic/dickgirl art on the ED page, as well as the fan comic in which he was depicted as a man-baby. Ironically, even before Chris used this word
</blockquote>

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== M ==
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;majorly

<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' very, really

<blockquote>''Well, at the mall today, my heart had a extremly fast recovery, then it became '''Majorly''' Shattered again.''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005|CWC's Diary: 29 March]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''That Cake Cost Me $11!!! UGH! What a '''majorly''' royal waste.''<ref>[[Cakefarts#Later thoughts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A stilted word used likely because has more syllables (thus making it sound smarter to Chris) than the regular ones it replaces.</blockquote>

;make one's own peeps n' poops

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to urinate and deficate at the same time

<blockquote>''Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' babychild! '''Made his lil' peeps n' poops'''! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom.''<ref>[[PlayingHouse]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a clip of Family Guy, where Herber the Pervert is letting his dog out to "make his pees n' poops". <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg</ref></blockquote>

;Mama
[[File:Christine and pikachu.jpg|right|thumb|Mama Christine with a [[Sonee]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' What Chris refers to himself as when roleplaying as one of his [[OCs]].

<blockquote>''I am going to some shopping and donating amongst the artists affected by the COVID virus of this Dimension, on behalf of '''Mama''', Chris Chan Sonichu. Thank you, again, to the individual who bought the book set recently. Still waiting for the set of #TSSSF cards to sign and offer.''<ref>https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1251259373810302977</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes himself to be a parent to his characters. Since he identifies as a woman, he has given himself the alias “Mama”. Chris further shows his lack of self-awareness by not realizing how awkward it is to have anyone, even his own characters (who are presumably teenagers) refer to him as such.</blockquote>

;[[Manajerks|manajerk]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a store manager

<blockquote>'' two Manajerks asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was NOT!''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005]] (20 July)</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmantau of "manager" and "jerk". </blockquote>

;[[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary Lee Walshing]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' akin to to Mary Lee Walsh

<blockquote>''She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, '''Mary Lee Walshing''', Witch Bitch!''<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's ongoing resentment against his old college dean has led him to compare a Wal-Mart manager who banned him from her store to Walsh. He apparently fails to comprehend that the "-ing" suffix is generally associated with verbs.</blockquote>

;mashed potato grenade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[Wikipedia:Stielhandgranate|Stielhandgranate]], a special German hand grenade with a handle.

<blockquote>''I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my '''mashed potato grenade''' could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder.''<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a Facebook post sent to [[Megan Schroeder]] accusing her of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game Place]], where he [[Chris and reality|makes paranoid claims]] of what she, [[Mimms]], [[Lucas]], and [[Snyder]] were thinking that day. A corruption of "potato masher grenade", a common English nickname of the Stielhandgranate<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stielhandgranate</ref>.</blockquote>

;[[Mass debating|mass debate]]
[[File:Mass_Debate.jpg|right|thumb|Massive Debating]]
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to pleasure one's self; to masturbate

<blockquote>''I've actually done it '''mass debating''' to myself so many times, even with a hunk of - even with an inflatable plastic woman...''<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This particular euphemism comes from Chris's tendency to refrain from using inappropriate language, as well as his unusual variation of a southern accent combined with a minor speech impediment.</blockquote>

;mental block

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's autism

<blockquote>''And, uh, during my high school years, I was used to being surrounded by… girls… in my circle, and after having to, uh, leave them I felt ever so lonesome. And, after the stress from some of the people—people at PVCC, as well as my '''mental block''' of autism, it became hard from me to approach gir—approach the girls like I used to.''<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to his [[autism]] as a "mental block" because he believes the term refers to a disability. In his case, his supposed disability to socialize with girls. In reality, a mental block is the inability to remember a specific thing at a given moment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_block</ref></blockquote>

;Meta

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' being able to break through the fourth wall.

<blockquote>''Also, there is no problem with breaking your own fourth wall with us from your dimension, here. Go '''Meta'''. We are certainly Meta with and for you all as well.''<ref>[[October 2020 social media posts#Homelander and C-197]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: From the Greek prefix meaning "after" or "beyond". Chris views all cartoons as being on a dimension higher than our own. According to him, being able to break through the iron curtain entails obtaining a higher mode of consciousness.
</blockquote>

;mislabel

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to put a label on Chris or any of his creations in a way he doesn't like, regardless of truth
2. ''(noun)'' a label of such slanderous nature; see also "misunderstanding"
<blockquote>''I am NOT a Dictator. Why are you giving me an even WORSE '''Mislabeling''' than the Homosexual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again? ''<ref>[[Common Questions#1_February_2010]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Just about everywhere. He appears to use this term as often as the word "slanderous". Curiously, the redundancy "ill-mislabeling" (as if there were any other kind) has appeared once.<ref>[[CWC Blog#28_December_2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;misspeak

<blockquote>1.''(verb)'' to lie

<blockquote>''Sometimes, I have '''misspoke'''. But you are more important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. Hand to God. And on my Bible. I'd have to go look for it.''<ref>[[ToJackie]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Instead of accepting that someone has called him out on [[Lies|his bullshit]], Chris prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this ploy.

</blockquote>

;misunderstanding

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a deliberate view that contradicts Chris; see also "mislabel"
<blockquote>''*AND WE WILL NOT TAKE THE '''MISUNDERSTANDINGS''', THE MISLABELS, AND ALL THE LIKE SITTING DOWN!!!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Issue_9/Page_39|2=Issue 9 Page 39}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misappropration. Note that it is not, as in reality,<ref>[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misunderstanding Merriam-Webster Dictionary, "misunderstanding"]</ref> a mistaken notion (alternatively a dispute) based on faulty information, but a malicious action worthy of [[tard rage]]. Apparently a slanderous troll has to actively "misunderstand" Chris. Also, Chris has used the related word "misunderstood" (participle adjective) as an insult, not realizing that if the troll misunderstood (transitive verb) him, ''Chris'' would be the one that was misunderstood (participle adjective).<ref>[[Mailbag 39#Rosechu_the_transwoman|Mailbag 39]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;modnar
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' random

<blockquote>''I may be '''modnar''', but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone.''<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Random", spelt backwards.</blockquote>

;[[Monthly tugboat|monthly tugboat]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's Social Security Disability Service

<blockquote>"I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a '''monthly tugboat.'''"<ref>[[Monthly tugboat#References by Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently coined the term "Monthly Tugboat" due to a comparison he makes between gaining money through his SSDS vs. winning the lottery. In his mind, winning the lottery is like riding a "Luxury ship that can easily sink", while gaining money from the government is the same as getting cargo from a ship pulled by a tugboat. <ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12]]</ref></blockquote>

;morrow

<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' Synonym for moral.

<blockquote>''The '''Morrow''' remains: Look up to whoever and whatever you like as your childhood hero like no one else is watching you; remain proud with your choice and preference. 💜⚡️''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris supports playing with whatever toys you want]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Unknown, possibly a corruption of the word moral. Used exclusively by Magi-Chan during Chris month-long twitter roleplay in August and September of 2019.
</blockquote>

;Mother Nature errand
<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' The bodily urge to either [[Piss|urinate]] or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|defecate]].

<blockquote>''All right, well, ladies, it’s been fun, but I gotta split and take care of ah... y’know, a '''Mother Nature errand'''.''<ref>[[Sonichu Home Club]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A peculiar take on the idiom "call of nature".
</blockquote>

;[[Muscle bra|muscle bra]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A sports bra used for covering a man's bare chest.

<blockquote>''And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a '''muscle bra'''. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.''<ref>[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Contributing to his previous fear of the homos, Chris also had a fear of seeing the bare chests of other men out of fear that it'll make him gay. He therefore suggested that men cover their chests under penalty of the law. Chris most likely adapted this name due to some weird association he makes between muscles and sports.</blockquote>

;my two bolts and a heart

<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' Chris's opinion or takeaway on something.

<blockquote>''Okay. I get serious creep and dark vibrations from all of this. I mean, you may do as you will if it feels right with you. Just '''my two bolts and a heart'''.''<ref>[[April_2021_social_media_posts#Dark_vibrations]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's version of the idiomatic expression "my two cents", referencing his emoji signature "⚡️💙⚡️". Chris has also used a similar phrase before while roleplaying as Sonichu, shortening it to just "my two bolts."<ref>[[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]</ref></blockquote>

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== N ==
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;[[naïve]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb, lacking intelligence.

<blockquote>''You are such a cowardly, '''naïve''', retarded, individual.''<ref>[[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers]]</ref ></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only seems to understand the most simplified definition of the word. In general terms, the word "naïve" is defined as "showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgment."<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/naive</ref> However, in Chris's mind, the word is used to "question one's intelligence". Despite his distaste for the use of the word on him, this turns out to be a commonly used insult by Chris.</blockquote>

[[File:FRENCH-NAVY-CameraObscura.jpg|thumb|Chris travels to France]]
;navy
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' semen.

<blockquote>''You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the '''navy''' being drunk. Yeah. Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Play on words, i.e, a navy is a collection of seamen/semen.

''See also: [[CWC-isms#C|Comeuppance]]''
</blockquote>

;nearly same
<blockquote>1. ''(Adjective)'' Similar.

<blockquote>''And so I killed about- killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a troll posing as that girl. [sighs] THE VOICES SOUNDED '''NEARLY SAME'''.''<ref>[[For Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;negligent

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[negligee]]

<blockquote>So, I went onto Adam & Eve's website, and ordered three garments, and a transparent robe. One of the '''negligent''' is about exactly on what I had drawn onto myself.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An obvious mispelling of "negligee", a form of lingerie.

</blockquote>

;neurotypically hindered
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Lacking the proper mindset or intelligence to understand Chris's world building, just by being normal.

<blockquote>''Go ahead; that Is what happened that day, and they did not mind it much. To mock us makes you all Soo '''Neurotypically Hindered'''.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203938198424035329</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes that the term "neurotypical" refers to having average brain function, rather than lacking any sort of mental condition.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1207129697752141824</ref> He believes that if one only possesses average intelligence, it makes it impossible for them to fully accept his fantasy world, thus claiming it as a "hindrance".

</blockquote>

;neutral
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' platonic.

<blockquote>''I apologize, but I meant the term '''neutrally''', and I never meant anything from that.''<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And One More thing, Darling!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's '''neutral''' usage. Hmpf!'<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes words like "darling" and "dear", are gender neutral terms. Because of this, he assumes that if he claims that he used it in a "neutral" way, people will know he's not using the term in a romantic tone.

</blockquote>
<blockquote>2. ''(adjective)'' politically centrist or nonpartisan.

<blockquote>''He is a communist! And we do not like communists within this country! We are Republican, Democrat or ''' neutral'''... And I am '''neutral''', so I can go either way, but I do not exactly care much for communism!'<ref>[[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Niggo|niggo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An African-American person.

<blockquote>''Chris: [sighs, raises his voice] BILLY MAYS IS THE NEW MAYER OF CWCVILLE!</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: Yeah, and also say that "Christian Chandler will be thrown in jail!" CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: And Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: "Where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers!" Say this one really loud.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: Where he will be raped by a bunch of '''niggos'''.''<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bastardization of the racial slur "nigger". This minced oath was used only once after [[BlueSpike]] persuaded Chris to say: "''BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers''". Chris decided to repeat this phrase, but he also thought he could "outsmart" BlueSpike by replacing "niggers" with "niggos" in order to avoid saying the offending word directly. Ironically, a whole year after the incident, Chris referred to [[Surfshack Tito]] as a "nigger" [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|several]] [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|times]], despite not even knowing what he looks like.</blockquote>

;No fucking shit / N.F.S.
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' obviously

<blockquote>''[[The WCT]]: Don't let [[Jacob Sockness|Jacob]] get close to you ever.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: '''No fucking shit'''.''<ref name=wctdms>[[WCT DMs]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''The WCT: The Sockness Saga will be something to watch when Geno gets there. ''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: '''N.F.S.'''.''<ref name=wctdms></ref></blockquote>

Origin: Another instance of Chris attempting to add unnecessary emphasis onto his writing.</blockquote>

;[[Nombie-zazis|nombie-zazis]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' zombie nazis

<blockquote>''Anyway, as for the medical study, and this will require your aid, Magi-Chan. In June of 2015, the scientists have found the gene-like molecule which makes a person turn...ugh..'''nombie-zazis'''.''<ref>[[:File:Son10revp3.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacement for homosexuals and homosexuality in the revised [[Sonichu 10]].</blockquote>

;not-troll
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a victim of trolling.

<blockquote>''Consider who does more harassing, which do you block? <ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-278#post-2549629]]</ref>
<blockquote>
*Every Foul-Mouth Troll
*The '''Not-Troll''' they follow</blockquote>''</blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's mind, only two types of people exist on [[the Internet]], those who are trolls, and those who are victims of trolling. Because the person being trolled is supposedly '''not''' a troll, they are a "not-troll". Chris eventually deleted the aforementioned post, and reposted it, replacing "not-troll" with "victim" to clarify what he was referring to in the first place.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-279</ref></blockquote>

;[[Noviophobia|noviophobia]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the fear that someone you want to date is already dating someone else.

<blockquote>''His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of '''Noviophobia''', where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A Jerk.”''<ref>[[Sonichu's News Dash]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Because Chris was so frustrated with so many [[CWC-isms#J|jerks]] stealing his potential mates, Chris decided that his envy and hatred of men was a real phobia. Thus, overconfident in his ability to speak [[Spanish]], formed the word "noviophobia" by using the Spanish word ''novio'', meaning "boyfriend", and the English suffix, -phobia, meaning fear . </blockquote>
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== O ==
|-
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;[[OC]]
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation, noun)'' Original Creator. A god or deity, including [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Chris himself]].

<blockquote>''I recall that there was a Mythos about me online: myself, Chris Chan, I; I was an '''OC''' in my own stories; was I Real in this “Reality” that is Dimension 1218? And then I was confirmed in late 2007 with that blurry photograph of me in a moment of great shock and stress.''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(abbreviation, noun)'' Original Creation. A resident of a [[Reality Cartoon|cartoon dimension]]

<blockquote>''I am pleased to announce from this collab piece alone, we have ten Sonichu/Rosechu '''OCs''' confirmed for the OC Expansion Packs of our #TSSSF set of cards, and then some, as I’m also delegating with my other friends as well. This is going to be a massive and lovely OC party!''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Short for ''original character'', a common term used by fanfiction authors for characters invented by themselves and used in their stories yet not present in the source material. Chris believes that fictional characters [[Chris and reality|really]] exist in other [[dimensions]], and under the [[Idea Guys]]' influence was convinced they are deserving of worship. Beginning with the Console Patron Units from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', he has since generalised this idea on his own.</blockquote>

;OH! MY AXELS! (or OW! MY AXELS!)
[[File:Axels2.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of pain in one's axles (the central shafts of rotating wheels or gears in a machine).

<blockquote>'''''OOOHHHHHH!!!! MY AXELS!!!!!'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Written for [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]]'s cameo in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], based upon the character's tendency to complain about its aching mechanical components.</blockquote>

;OH, MY CHRIS CHAN!
[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|150px|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Exclamation uttered by Chris during his phases of holding a [[messiah complex]] and [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].

<blockquote>''Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Chris|Mama]] with [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? '''[[CPU Blue Heart|Oh, My Chris Chan]]!'''''<ref>[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Typed as a comment for the [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]] episode involving an embarrassing email.</blockquote>

;old-fashioned<blockquote>
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Holding a belief that may be considered politically incorrect.

<blockquote>''But still, call me '''old-fashioned''' but, I'd rather be- I would not- I'd uh- I'd definitely wouldn't uh... NOT BLACK. Not black.''<ref>[[Mumble_4]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''My father is '''OLD FASHIONED'''; he NEVER gives thought to homos, and he HATES them too.''<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to regard most traditional beliefs and rituals to be offensive to the general public.

2. ''(adjective)'' Dating back to the 1980s.

<blockquote>''Ah, you can tell this is an '''old-fashioned''' Lego set on account of this—the old-fashioned "LegoLand" on the corner.''<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to believe anything that's been made more than 5 years ago is as old as dirt.

3. ''(adjective)'' Preferring real women over waifus.
<blockquote>''Nothing against waifus and the people who have them, but I Never Really understood the appeal and concept of making out a character from a show who is Dimensions Away from your own league to be any sort of a significant other to you. I’m more '''old-fashioned''' towards real women.''<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Opinion on waifus]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. However, Chris seemed to use this word like this because he's aware it isn't considered customary to be sexually attached to fictional characters over real people.

</blockquote>

;ounce of vagina

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Essentially Chris's way of saying "I'll at least lose my virginity at some point".

<blockquote>''And, as for you, Jason Kendrick Howell… as sure as I am to get at least one '''ounce of vagina''', I have your number, and you're going down!''<ref name=AttentionAll/></blockquote>

Origin: Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.<ref name=AttentionAll/> In the years since, he's gotten at least [[Mia Hamm|two]] [[Barbara Chandler|ounces]].
</blockquote>
;outercourse
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the act of stimulating someone else's genitals.

<blockquote>''I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of '''outtercourse''''' [sic]'' (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you.''<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "outercourse" is actually another way to refer to dry humping.<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/outercourse</ref> In Chris's mind however, outercourse simply refers to sex which involves touching another's genitals, because the action happen outside of the body.</blockquote>

;overinexperienced
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Being overly inexperienced.

<blockquote>''My Body is sexually overinexperienced, and Starved.''<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: It apparently didn't occur to Chris that sexual inexperience isn't the least bit comparative, at least not in the context where he intended to use this word.
</blockquote>

;overpowered (or OP)
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' A disproportionate amount of strength, which is worn as a badge of honor.

<blockquote>''If I was a neuro-typical mind, as opposed to '''overpowered''' psychic, I’d have gotten dizzy. ''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A term normally meant to refer to imbalance in game mechanics. Chris adopted the term at some point during or after the [[Idea Guys]] saga as a way to brag about his nonexistent psychic abilities and ludicrously powerful fictional characters.</blockquote>

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== P ==
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;parkay
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an epic style of running

<blockquote>''Hello there, fans! It's Christian Chandler here, live at the downtown mall, where for the Sonichu franchise and city of CWCville, and everything like that, I'm gonna do a '''parkay''' from this point all the way down to the gara--parking garage where, at the end, we will get a nice view of the tent-style theater that's down there where events are held.''<ref>[[Sonichu's Edge]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], Chris calls his style of running "parkay". Chris confused his running as a form of parkour, an acrobatic sport typically used in the military as a means of practicing the navigation of a complex environment without the use of equipment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour</ref>. Given Chris's [[speech impediment]], the word "parkour" somehow came out as "parkay".
</blockquote>

;[[Parody|parody]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any work that "borrows" characters, plots, or styles from other pieces of fiction, whether infringing International [[Chris and copyright|Copyright]] Law or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of Christian Weston Chandler, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise '''parodic'''.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:Issue_8_Cover.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of what constitutes as a parody most likely comes from his interest in shows like [[Family Guy]] and [[Excel Saga]], the former of which use copyrighted characters to make jokes around them, and the latter of which parodied various clichés found in anime. In his mind, because those shows can get away with using such characters and scenes, that gives him an excuse to do the same thing in his comics as long as he states it's being done as a "parody". Ironically, Whenever Chris spoted an actual parody, he thought that the characters from the original work were being defaced.<ref>[[Parody#Chris does not understand the concept of parody]]</ref></blockquote>

;peanut
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who disregards you, or otherwise does not accept you for who you are.

<blockquote>''So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total '''peanuts'''. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: Apparently derived from "{{w|peanut gallery}}," a term used to describe the hecklers in an vaudeville audience who would throw peanuts at a performer. Chris's own spin on this concept is to dismiss such hecklers as being insignificant like literal peanuts.
</blockquote>

;[[Pedofork|pedofork]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pedophile.

<blockquote>''I am not a '''pedofork''', you DORKS!!!''<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Created as a half-assed attempt to make "pedophile" rhyme with dork. Coined in Chris's [[Madman Rising]] video, in response to the trolls who were comparing him to [[wikipedia:Herbert_(Family_Guy)| Herbert the Pervert]] from ''Family Guy''.</blockquote>

;Pfalm
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The act of placing your palm over someone's face or the camera, as if it's the viewer's face.

<blockquote>''Be geek, be proud, pfaaaaaalm! Emgo; silly! Silly, silly person. Have a good day, be safe, be good.''<ref>[[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, it comes from the phrase "palm in your face" which is a phrase [[Emgo316]] uses, combining the words "palm" and "face".<ref>[[Random Thoughts (will be updated from time to time)]]</ref> Even though the CWC-ism was coined by Chris in 2017,<ref>[[Son-Chu Review]]</ref> it was not actively used until 2024.
</blockquote>

;[[Pickle|pickle]]
[[File:Pickle Rick.jpg|right|thumb|Chris bought this back in 2018. The brine-soaked irony!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A penis, particularly one of [[JERKS|any man that isn't Chris]].

<blockquote>''Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu, Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' '''PICKLE'''!!!!''<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply3.PNG]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "pickle" is one of the few hundred slang words for the word "penis".<ref>https://web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF/PenisTesticlesSlang.pdf</ref> It is unknown why Chris prefers to refer to the penises of other men as "pickles", while he calls his own his "duck", but it may have to do with Chris's sexual insecurity and the fact that he legitimately hates actual pickles <ref>[[Mailbag 4#Why Chris hates pickles]]</ref>, whereas Chris thinks he's special enough to have a cutesy name for his own penis.</blockquote>

;[[Pmurt]]

<blockquote>1. ''(proper noun)'' The 45th and 47th president of the United States: Donald Trump.

<blockquote>''EID '''PMURT''' EID!!!!!!''<ref>[[Eid, Pmurt, Eid]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Donald Trump's last name, but spelled backwards. In Chris's first usage of this CWC-ism, Chris mentioned how "Trump spelled backward is "Pmurt", which sounds like "hurt".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>
Due to Chris's strong hatred for Trump, he frequently referred to Trump as Pmurt- believing that the spoken word of a backwards name has the power to degrade and weaken a person.<ref>[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref>. In Chris's eyes, if he repeated the word again and again, everyone would turn against Trump and start voting for [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris had no sway over the election aside from his own vote.
</blockquote>

;point at your snout and oink
<blockquote>1. ''(verb phrase)'' Do something humiliating to yourself.

<blockquote>''You both want me to even Beg, you can go '''point at your own damn snouts and Oink''' like Eric Cartman, and then [[Rape]] yourselves with your own Damn [[Star Wars|Darth Maul]] [[Sex toys|Dual LightSabre]].''<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A reference to a scene in the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "{{w|Scott Tenorman Must Die}}", where Scott makes Eric Cartman embarass himself by singing a song about being a "little piggy". Chris said this to [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito]] upon failing to receive a cash bounty for destroying his own [[PlayStation 3]].
</blockquote>

;poke
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana.

<blockquote>''Anyway, eclectic! High on the hedge and high on the hog. You want some of this '''poke''', mon?<ref>[[CWC address to Royal Board]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended as a demonstration of what "Soni-Chew the Eclectic Heeedge Hog Poke Mon of London, England" would sound like. A coded reference to Pokémon, and may or may not be a play on the verb "toke".
</blockquote>

;[[Polyamorous marriage|polyamorous]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Polygamous.

<blockquote>''I go'' [sic] ''married to Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu last March, and then I married Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo last June. We all share a '''polyamorous''' relationship.''<ref>[[:File:Miss_Cherry_asks_Chris_about_his_marriages.png]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An etymologically malformed neologism from the 1970's for having multiple romantic or sexual relations at once, misapplied by Chris. </blockquote>

;prawns
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Subordinates or helpers, often those wittingly or unwittingly aiding a sinister character.

<blockquote>''You keep sending out your '''prawns''' to do your dirty work, you coward.''<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris almost certainly meant to type "pawns" here. </blockquote>

;[[Prickly-Wicklies|prickly-wicklies]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Punishments given for insulting or harming Chris.

<blockquote>''War gets you '''prickly-wicklies'''... as well as punches.''<ref>[[Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies#Possible origin]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refer to ''Fuzzy-Wuzzies''.

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#F|fuzzy-wuzzies]]

</blockquote>

;[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
[[Image:PVCCitizens.jpg|thumb]]
<blockquote>1. ''(backronym)'' The headquarters of several Sonichu villains.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: The name itself is a backronym of the college Chris attended, the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. After experiencing several mishaps throughout his college experience<ref>[[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of English]]</ref><ref>[[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of college]]</ref>, the dean giving him the cold hard truth about why his [[Love Quest]] is doomed to fail became the straw that broke the camel's back, and Chris thought it would be a smart idea to deface the college afterward in his comics.</blockquote>

;prowldent
<blockquote>1. ''(???)'' Unknown.

<blockquote>There's no quote to cite this from, just a logo in which Chris gives the name "Prowldent Virginia Community College" to [[PVCC]].<ref>[[:File:ProwldentVCC.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely combining connotations of "prowl" and "dent" (either to leave an indentation or [[fangs|teeth]]).
</blockquote>

;Pu Tuhs!
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Shut Up!

<blockquote>''SHE; my Ariel Starter was Female from the start, so '''Pu Tuhs!'''''<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Favorite Pokemon]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Shut up" backwards. Because it is backwards, Chris thinks it is more debasing than the normal version of the phrase.
</blockquote>

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== Q ==
|-
|

;q-sand
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Short for quarter sandwich (i.e. a quarter of a sandwich).

<blockquote>
''So, mom ignored her and ate the '''q-sand''' in front of her.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Appeared in an [[Jackie E-mails 31|e-mail]] sent to [[Jackie]] dated August 5, 2011. Most likely unnecessarily used as a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|way past cool]] abbreviation.
</blockquote>

;quarters
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An office space; headquarters.

<blockquote>''Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her '''quarters''' and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whenever Chris says that he's being brought to someone's office, he always refers to it as their "quarters", as if he was being brought to some kind of evil hideout. This could be to add unnecessary dramatic effect to his stories.

2. ''(noun, pl.)'' coins, no matter their origin or worth.

<blockquote>''Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C '''quarters''' and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change?''<ref>[[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The first time this word was used like this was in [[Sonichu 9]], where it is revealed that [[CWCville]] issues its currency in the form of "C-quarters" and "W-quarters". According to this issue, 10 C-quarters, make up a single W-quarter, which ultimately defeats the whole concept of the "quarter" coin. Despite being a part of the United States, CWC-ville still issues this strange form of currency, along with US dollars. Because of this, Chris likely decided to refer to his currency as "quarters" so that it could technically count as US currency.</blockquote>

;quite
<blockquote>1. ''(exclamation)'' A fancy replacement of the word "right" or "correct".

<blockquote>''Arthur: Magi-Chan, it's because of his-- you know, he wants to help all of his friends, and with his ability to contact them all simultaenously at the same time, it's an amazing ability to have.</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Chris: '''Quite''', he is the psychic type, after all.''<ref name=CatKnight>[[CatKnight Interview]]''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adverb)'' to the utmost or most absolute extent or degree; absolutely; completely.

<blockquote> ''Hm. Not enough to, uhh... Well, he knows quite-- he can see '''quite''' a bit far into the future, but although there are details of which you might not be able to see, a point or two.'' <ref name=CatKnight/></blockquote>

<blockquote>''For a hundred dollars? Th-that's, that's '''quite''', that's uh, it'd take more funds for me to, more funds than that for me to be able to acquire the material figures...''<ref name=CatKnight/></blockquote>

Origin: Chris infamously used this word, along with "indeed" ad nauseam in his interview with [[Arthur Spatchcock]], believing that doing so is essentially the same as speaking his language, British if you will.</blockquote>

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== R ==
|-
|

;raincoat
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a condom.

<blockquote>''You ARE the woman...we gotta stop by [[Wal-Mart|Wall-Mall-Wart]] on the way for a "'''raincoat'''".''<ref>[[Sonichu 7 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "raincoat" is actually an archaic slang term for the word "condom".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat</ref> Given that Chris has been raised by two geezers his whole life, and that part of his childhood has consisted of [[Gilligan's Island|old TV shows]], Chris thought that people would understand what he meant when he states that his Mary Sues are having protected sex with a raincoat.</blockquote>

;[[random-access humor]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' non-sequitur.

<blockquote>''Punchy grew up in a dojo, where he perfected his punches. He is also full of '''random-access humor'''. He lost his tail in a brutal fight.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his brain is completely random, and it always spews out incoherent garbage. In his mind, this works in the same way a computer processes random-access memory.<ref name=FatherCall/>

</blockquote>

;rapier
[[File:ReldnahcTheRapier .jpg|thumb|Reldnahc the Rapier]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun, attributive)'' rapist, sexual assailant.

<blockquote>
''Now! My '''rapier''' friend, I would very much like you to get off me, please.''<ref>[[Sonichu 12]], [[:File:SchuComic12-1P60.jpg|page 60]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris-Chan Sonichu calls [[Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc#Fictional_biography|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] his "rapier friend" in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]] after Reldnahc tackles him to the ground in a suggestive pose and touches his chest, thus (in Chris's hyperbolic mind) "raping" him. As a double double entendre, he could also be using the externally attested definition, as an adjective meaning "witty",<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective</ref> and metaphorically referring to a kind of thin, sharp-pointed sword. This is incredibly unlikely due to Chris's basic understanding of the English language, and he most likely didn't know "rapist" is the term for one who rapes, not raper or rapier.
</blockquote>

;reality cartoon

<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' The universe.

<blockquote>
''Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a '''reality cartoon'''.''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris's life revolves mainly around [[Vidya]] and cartoons, it would make sense to him that the most believable explanation for the universe and everything in it is that it's all a cartoon. Likely related to Chris's known belief that [[Chris and reality#Fictional characters and media|all fiction actually exists in alternate universes]]. Chris's interactions with the [[Idea Guys]] made this idea seem even more plausible to him.
</blockquote>

;[[recycling]]

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' the act of one ingesting their own semen to preserve their sperm count.

<blockquote> I '''recycle''' my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do masturbate.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref> </blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having very little knowledge of how the male reproductive system works, thinks that men can run out of sperm from masturbating or orgasming too much. Fearing the loss of "potential children", Chris actually thinks that by ingesting the sperm back into his body, his sperm count will stay in balance, thus, he is "recycling" it.

</blockquote>

;[[Redemption Arc]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's alleged period of redemption.

<blockquote> I am in my '''Redemption Arc'''. Please be kind to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.<ref>[[:File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg]]</ref> </blockquote>

Origin: Named after the common trope found in fiction, where a villainous character atones for past actions.

</blockquote>

;reeb
[[Image:4centgarbagereeb.jpg|thumb|Glug! Glug! Glug!]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' beer or any other alcoholic beverage of the like.

<blockquote>''Then he glugs his '''reeb''', heh-heh, and then he conks out.''<ref>[[Sonichu 8 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, thinking he's so [[Slow-in-the-minds|clever]], decided to censor any mention of the word "beer" in his comics, by spelling the word backward.</blockquote>

;Resident-Evil refrigerator

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The refrigerator in the previous Chandler Household.

<blockquote>''Kitchen very much blocked off all over... with the '''Resident Evil refrigerator''' right there.''<ref>[[Tour of Chris's House II]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to the fridge as the "Resident Evil" kind, because in Japan, the game ''{{w|Resident Evil}}'' is known as ''Biohazard''. Considering the quality of the household, that name may very well fit the description of the fridge in the state it was in before filming the [[Tour of Chris's House II|Second House Tour]].</blockquote>

;[[Respectable Frames]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's aviator glasses.

<blockquote>''Grandmother Glasses? These are Respectable Frames I have picked out from Wal-Mart.''<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris defends the pedo-glasses]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in [[Mailbag 20]] in protest of a troll disrespectfully calling his glasses "grandmother glasses".</blockquote>

;romps in the hay

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' sexual intercourse

<blockquote>''This page, by the way, was drawn before last March, so stuff Has Happened since then, it is all good. Go ahead and Muck It Up in your heads, Trolls; I Am BiSexual, and I Laugh at your Jokes. (Awesome Romps in the hay with him, as well as Cryzel)''<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has used this term since at least 2018.
</blockquote>

;[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The female counterpart of the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]].</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Rosechu of CWCville, [[Rosechu]]. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the last name of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' character, Amy Rose, and "Raichu", the evolved form of a Pikachu.</blockquote>

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== S ==
|-
|

;[[saga]]
<blockquote>1 ''(noun)'' An ongoing event within Chris's life.

<blockquote>''A Sonichu Special: CWC's Love Quest '''Saga'''''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris was actually the first to use the term "saga" as Christorians know it today, using it as such when describing his Love Quest on the cover of [[Sonichu 4]]. It wasn't until the Miyamota Saga when the term was used by Christorians to describe ongoing events in Chris's life as we know it.</blockquote>

;salty
<blockquote>1 ''(adjective)'' showing more maturity or coarseness than is expected, especially knowledge of [[honest]] topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]].

<blockquote>''Ah, but I am not the weak person they think I am; I am much, much '''saltier'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon a line from "Bowling Girls", ninth episode of ''[[Excel Saga]]'': "But I'm not the sweet little girl I was a few minutes ago! I'm much, much saltier now!" "Salty" in this context derives from naval lingo, since the most experienced sailors would have greater exposure to both the saltwater seas and worldly experiences.
</blockquote>

;[[Scale of Respect|scale of respect]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his respect for other people.

<blockquote>''I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my '''Scale of Respect''' each by 2 points''<ref>[[Scale of Respect]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, like most other autistics, tends to view the world based on numerical values due to their lack of understanding of certain abstract concepts such as respect. Because of this, Chris made his very own numerical scale to decide on who should be respected, compared to who shouldn't.</blockquote>

;Scooby-Doo Detective
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Mocking term for amateur or faulty investigative reasoning based on misguided, simplistic or weak evidence.

<blockquote>''Of course, ONLY as far as all of you know, since the less than '''Scooby-Doo detective''' skills and lack of psychic power practice makes the majority, I am capable of thinking and processing faster.''<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#What got Chris into Sonic?]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based on the Scooby-Doo animated series where the main characters, who are amateur teenaged detectives, often solved simple and predictable mysteries. </blockquote>

;seinor
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Misspelling of senior.

<blockquote>''A cool Junior or '''Seinor'''-Year student, and follow their example on asking others out''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An example of how the “i before e rule” escapes Chris.

</blockquote>

;self-epic
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' describing a situation which is epic, and at the same time related to Chris and his various clones.

<blockquote>''And I will square-off in the TRULY '''SELF-EPIC''' Battle between me, and my Dark Half.''<ref>[[An Important Update]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Chris and his Ego|Self-explanatory]].</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;self-masturbation
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Mass debating|masturbation]].

<blockquote>'''''Self-masturbation''' is really arduous and annoying.''<ref name=15min>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris decided to add the prefix "self-" to make it clear that he was stroking his own [[duck]], apparently unaware that use of said prefix is redundant (the term masturbation typically implies self-pleasure unless one specifies otherwise).</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;self-sexually active
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' in the habit of [[Mass debating|masturbating]].

<blockquote>''And Another Thing, yes, I will admit I was '''self-sexually active'''; WAS. You all turned me off of Sex LONG Before I even thought of coming out as Trans in ‘14.''<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A modification of "sexually active".</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;ship
[[File:Chillaxingcard.jpg|200px|thumb|An example of a "shipping".]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An act of two or more OCs interacting with or performing any given action towards one another, regardless of any romantic feelings.

<blockquote>''You must take a Pony card from the grid and reattach it elsewhere with this '''Ship'''. That card's power activates. At the end of the turn, until the Pony card attached with this '''Ship''' is discarded of removed from the grid, it gains the Keyword Villain.''<ref>[[:File:EpicOnlineBully.jpeg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An abbreviation of the word "relationship". Chris learned the term from the card game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]'', a My Little Pony fan game satirizing the popular internet trend of shipping. He used the game as another creative medium to sell items to fans, trolls, weens, and enablers.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;shitful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' hurtful; defamitory.

<blockquote>''And this is the last time I will ever say anything in response to your '''shitful''' and hurtful comments and hatred for Hate's Sake!''<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Shitful is a vulgar slang word, synonymous with words like "boat-load" or "truck-load". Chris may have seen the "shit" part of this word and assumed that it was a more profane version of "hateful". Disregarding its actual meaning, the word to Chris is used for situations that seem "shitty" to him.</blockquote>

;[[SLGBTQ]]

<blockquote>1. ''(acronym)'' an extended acronym for LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) which includes "straights" and "questioning people".

<blockquote>''Considering your logo there, Texas will be feeling more love from the '''SLGBTQ''' community; give us props and Love, Lone Star State.''<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Hurricane Harvey and SLGBT]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first used this acronym, he didn't explain what groups the "S" or "Q" were supposed to represent, making plenty of people confused. Eventually, Chris revealed that the "S" represents '''s'''traight and cis-gender people, while "Q" represents "'''q'''ueers" or "'''q'''uestioning people". Chris believes that if he included straight people into LGBT, then those particular people would feel more invited to join into the community. Considering the fact that gay people are minorities, adding the "S" to LGBT only defeats the entire purpose of identifying people as LGBT in the first place.</blockquote>

;[[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a mentally handicapped person

<blockquote>''And finally, after a hard "odd" day, he rides home on a bus, but unfortunately, it had a few "'''slow-in-the-minds'''" on it.''<ref name=AWeekWith>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: While the exact origin of the term is unknown, slow-in-the-minds was first used by Chris in a high school assignment.<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks#Help This Unborn Child]]</ref> "Slow-in-the-minds" works as a stand in for the less-socially-acceptable "retard", so it's possible that Chris created this CWC-ism in order to self-censor.

</blockquote>

;slow-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' mentally retarded

<blockquote>''As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look '''slow-minded'''; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest.''<ref>[[Chris emails 2007#February]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''OK, I can definitely name you a few reasons, like there was this one [stutters] …there was this one '''slow-minded''' individual named Tony. He was like as big as-he was as big and strong as an ox. He just kept on making all the moanings and noises and whatnot, and he sometimes even-even-a couple of times he even spat on me, and he even bopped me on the back of the head once or twice during the whole-during the whole time I knew him there.''<ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' stupid, but not quite retarded

<blockquote> ''I'll admit I have had some '''slow-minded''' moments. But I am certainly not totally retarded.''<ref>[[Father Call#Crossing the Naïve Line (1:46:21-1:52:36)]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!
[[Image:SNERGEN FLERGEN!.PNG|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A phrase one may shout out when asked for attendance.

<blockquote>'''''SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!'''''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic9P6.jpg]]</ref>
''-What?''

''Uh...here!''
</blockquote>

Origin: An obvious example of Chris's [[CWC-isms#R|random-access humor]]. This weird phrase appeared in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], when the cast was asked for their attendance during a [[CWC-isms#D|Dating Education]] class. When [[Wild Sonichu]] was asked for his attendance, he blurted out this phrase as Chris's many attempts to be funny in his comics. Given Chris's childish sense of humor, it would make a whole lot of sense for him to include a character randomly blurt out a nonsensical phrase out of nowhere.</blockquote>

;snooze cruise
<blockquote>1. a long period of slumber

<blockquote> ''Next, he had Trigonometry...I'd hate to be Christian when his nerves kicked into action after waking up from a "notey" '''snooze cruise''', but I was.''<ref name=AWeekWith/></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]'', in the Super Sonic's Story cutscenes, after Sonic gets woken up by Tails: "I was on a snooze cruise, I guess!"

</blockquote>

;somecummpentydifferent
<blockquote>1. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce a change in subject.

<blockquote>''Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for '''somecummpentydifferent''' — a bunch of good pushups!''<ref>[[Getting Foam Ed]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce use of [[random-access humor]].

<blockquote>''And now for '''somecummpentydifferent'''. BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, Greeg, why is people running away.''<ref>[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different ''from''.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is trying to say "And now for something completely different" like John Cleese does on [[Monty Python]]. Suffice to say Cleese's ability to say three multisyllabic words in rapid succession exceeds that of Chris.</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|somkey]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' The quality of having smoked recreationally, be it tobacco, marijuana, or some other substance.

<blockquote>''Thank our mayor, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler that CWCville is a clean city; nobody has to go home drunk or '''somkey'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A simple corruption of the word 'Smokey', used by [[Jamsta Sonichu]] and [[Lolisa Rosechu]] during their report on [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|Spring Break, 2008!]].
</blockquote>

;[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]
<blockquote>1. (noun) The male counterpart of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Sonichu of CWCville, Sonichu. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the name of the titular character of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', Sonic, and "Pikachu".</blockquote>

;soo
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Very, Very much.

<blockquote>''Dear Blanca, I am '''soo''' happy that you were revealed as my True, Honest Sweetheart-To-Be''<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In writing, Chris often adds extra o's to the word "so" to prolong the "o" sound and show added emphasis. This has the (unintentional?) effect of mimicking the speech patterns of a Valley Girl or an effeminate homosexual. However, where most people would add two or more o's, (e.g., "I love you sooo much!"), Chris frequently only adds one, resulting in "soo," which makes the word look like it's supposed to be pronounced "sue".

This may originate from pamphlets published by [http://www.channing-bete.com/ Channing Bete], [[Autism|short and uninformative]] self-help pamphlets often handed out at churches, the last page of which often feature a summary headlined by "Soo…" Given his distrust of help from anyone other than [[Rocky]], it is not entirely impossible that Chris has read Channing Bete pamphlets occasionally.

This is one of many recurring jokes in the [[Sonichu Audiobooks]] in which the narrator pronounces words like "soo" as they are literally spelled, instead of how Chris intended them to be read.
</blockquote>

;soul-bonding
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Sexual intercourse as a means of purifying someone.

<blockquote>What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara's health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Coddling, Talking, and Supportive '''Soul Bonding''' to mainly Extend her Life, personally by Divine Intervention.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has somehow come under the delusion that having sex with his mother would "purify" her, and extend her lifetime, all through the act of bonding each other's souls.

</blockquote>

;soup beds
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Homeless shelter with beds

<blockquote>'' I mean, we have soup kitchens and we have '''soup beds'''. We should really combine the two into SOUP HOTELS!''<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris tries to distill his "soup hotel" idea into its two components, but he mangles one of them by retaining the "soup" prefix.
</blockquote>

;sourdough region
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The crotch area

<blockquote>''Its weak point is still the '''sourdough region''', but it would take FIVE KICKS to get to it''<ref>[[Sonichu 4 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In his Sonichu comics, Chris has decided to make the main weakness of the jerkops their crotch. The weakest of the jerkops take only one kick to be taken down, while higher-ranking jerkops like [[Jerkhief]], take five. The reason why Chris refers to this spot as the "sourdough region" is unknown, but most of his other CWC-isms already tend to sound so nonsensical to begin with, it barely even matters.</blockquote>

;spike on one's shoulder
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' refers to the act of holding grievances towards someone.

<blockquote>''There was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he had a '''spike on his shoulder''' against me.''<ref>[[Father Call#The Shit Hits the Fan (33:24-39:17)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A confusion with the phrase "chip on one's shoulder".</blockquote>

;spot
<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' A small amount.

<blockquote>''the recent 43.98 purchase was actually a ''spot'' of Wheeling and Dealing I did; I actually spent less to make a profit.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris likes to retardedly incorporate British English into his sentences when he has the chance, possibly to sound more classy than he actually is. The phrase "A spot of X" is a British English idiom referring to a small amount of something.</blockquote>

;sticky dream
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A wet dream

<blockquote>''After falling back asleep Chris had a "'''sticky dream'''."''<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris claims that a "wet dream" actually refers to wetting one's bed as opposed to nocturnal emission.
</blockquote>

;straight path
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The quality of being heterosexual and cisgender

<blockquote>''And, besides, if you stray away from the '''straight path''', it can really jeopardize the entire future of the world and the human race.<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had an intense fear of "falling off the straight path". When he states this, he is essentially referring to being on the path to straightness, in the same way a normal person would refer to someone being on the path to success. Chris also had this unrealistic idea that being in contact with gay men would suddenly make him gay too, making him fall off the path. Possibly also an allusion to the phrase "straight and narrow" and/or the Biblical passage Matthew 7:14: "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;[[Sub-Episodes|sub-episode]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The side stories in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: A result of Chris's use of [[Chris and English#Television jargon|television jargon]] in his comics.</blockquote>

;sumbah
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Minced oath for "son of a bitch."

<blockquote>''Yo, Christian, thanks for saving my sister from that crazy '''sumbah'''''<ref>[[Sonichu Special 4]], page K-4</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Probably based upon "sumbitch."
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetbolt|sweetbolt]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pet name used by [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Ahh..that salad was great! What's wrong '''sweetbolt'''?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' A sweetheart.

<blockquote>''I understand, and I will NEVER put it against you. Yes, as your '''SweetBolt'''. :)?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first worked on his Sonichu comics, he tried to incorporate as many references to electricity as he can to match with the Pikachu part of the titular character. A portmanteau of the CWC-ism "sweetheart" and "bolt".
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart|sweetheart]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A potential lover.

<blockquote>''Oh, gee, I'm sorry Bionic, but back then I was na- I was naive on dating and all that, so I just didn't think of it at the time. But if you a '''sweetheart''', Meg has created quite a few foxy characters. If she's cool with it, you could go out with one of them.''<ref>[[Sonichu 6 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Another cutesy pet name given to candidates of his Love Quest.</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An ideal sweetheart beyond the friend zone.

<blockquote>''For days to weeks to months to years, I Felt So Lonesome and Incomplete. But I didn't STOP! In the name of Love, and the fact that there had to be a Boyfriend-Free Girl out there, somewhere, for me to get to know, grow a strong companionship with and make into a '''Sweetheart from the Ground-Up''', so in later years, after the inevitability of my parents leaving me, I WON'T BE ALONE. And I can eventually realize my dream of being a good husband, and father of a pretty girl named Crystal.''<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: As stated, Chris intended to use this weird phrase to indicate that he wants an ideal gal-pal well beyond the friend zone. Chris thought this phrase sounded so clever that he used it constantly.</blockquote>
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== T ==
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;teenages

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The 13-19 age group; teenage years.

<blockquote>''Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all '''teenages''', as well as the, uh, gals.''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's [[Future Message]], he attempts to talk down to just about every age group. In order to do this, he starts his video off with the quote above. Chris clearly couldn't think of a way to refer to teenagers, so he decided to refer to such people by "teenages". A butchering of "people of all ages".</blockquote>

;teir
[[File:Teir.png|thumb|200|Chris spelling tier wrong.]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Misspelling of tier.

<blockquote>''$1 '''Teir'''''<ref>[[Patreon]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Yet another example of how Chris is unaware of “i before e”. In a June 2019 update, he managed to spell tier wrong throughout multiple descriptions, despite the correctly-spelled word being visible right on the page.</blockquote>

;telekinesis

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Telepathy, i.e. communication through long distances, usually via psychic or supernatural means.

<blockquote>''I’ve been communicating with her through '''telekinesis''', and she sounded very lonesome.''<ref>[[Silvana]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas tele'''kine'''sis means ''moving'' objects from a distance with psychic powers (c.f. ''[[wikipedia:kinetic energy|kinetic]]''), Chris has never used the term properly. [[Magi-Chan|Psychic]] [[Silvana|characters]] in the [[comic]] have both powers of telekinesis and telepathy, but Chris has only used the former to refer to both.
</blockquote>

;Temple

<blockquote>1. [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]].
<blockquote>''Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine Kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the '''Temple'''.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In [[2019]] Chris designated his house as the "Temple of CWC Sonichu" due to his growing [[Messiah complex]].
</blockquote>

;That was a straw that sold the blade to the executioner

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' That was the final straw.

<blockquote>''And on top of that, literally doxing someone on [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi]], because someone has a hold over [[Bismuth|Naught]] to the point of him having to feel very insecure about himself. And the topper, in my eyes, one of y'all sent threats to [[Praetor|Anni]]. Fortunately, she completely missed and overlooked that memo in her inbox. '''That was a straw that sold the blade to the executioner'''.''<ref>[[MKR DMs]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used the phrase in listing his grievances against some members of the [[Watchmen]].
</blockquote>

;theoretical ex

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' One of the trolls who posed as a potential love interest for Chris during the classic period of trolling, between 2008 and 2011; a catfish, generally-speaking.

<blockquote>''Yeah, it’s like, you know, even when I try to make a new relationship, uh, especially among the '''theoretical rex-, exes''' I had, I still could not tell which was which…''<ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript#Chris's history with the trolls]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris started calling the trolls who pretended to be his girlfriends during the classic era "theoretical exes" around the time of his date with [[Catherine|Catie]]. When pressed by Cousin Al as to what he meant, he cited that people may not always be who they say they are on the Internet.
</blockquote>

;This Viral Event

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The worldwide Coronavirus ([[COVID-19]], SARS-CoV-2) outbreak in early [[2020]], which began in [[China]] on New Year's Eve [[2019]] and has since become the most severe pandemic since the Spanish flu of 1918. Regarded by Chris as a trivial excuse to cancel a perfectly good ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention.

<blockquote>''The Bottom Line is that '''This Viral Event''' is actually a better step in our own developments and evolution, as well as a deity-level test to sort out the weak from the moderate and strong of mental and soulful intervals, and nothing else.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's [[Chris and religion|theodicy]] assigns any misfortune in the world to the Dimensional Merge. As the disease's spread has caused many governments to forbid large gatherings as a sanitary measure, it has become a [[Chris and His Ego|personal inconvenience to Chris]]. He believes that the pandemic will soon be stopped by [[OC|fictional characters]]' efforts,<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of dimensional merge]]</ref> making it nothing but a transient event.</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|tobacky]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' tobacco or tobacco products

<blockquote>''If I could, I would take every last ounce of '''tobacky''', put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon.''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: American English slang, used by Chandlers since 1856,<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tobacky#English</ref> and for [[random access humor]] since 1928.<ref>[http://www.uwosh.edu/home_pages/faculty_staff/earns/song.html Back in Nagasaki Where the Fellers Chew Tobaccy]</ref> Chris hates the act of smoking cigarettes so much that even uttering the word "tobacco" makes him feel uncomfortable, so Chris uses this as a retarded {{w|minced oath}}.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref></blockquote>

;tom-tom
[[File:Duck Pounding Some Tom-Tom.jpeg|thumb|A duck pounding some tom-tom real hard]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia.

<blockquote>''MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR '''TOM-TOM''' TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from the short Adult Swim music video, ''Pound my Tom-Tom'', which served as the intro to the cartoon, ''Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil''.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow</ref> Considering Chris barely understands anything adult, the fact that this was meant to be a bad euphemism, which the character, Lucy, used to avoid directly mentioning her vagina, flew over his head.</blockquote>

;[[Tomgirl Pictures|tomgirl]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A femboy, which is a person who identifies as male though still cross dresses.

<blockquote>''I am '''Tomgirl'''.''<ref>[[:File:I_am_tomgirl.jpg|PSN comment as of 6 April 2011]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: analogous to "tomboy", i.e. a girl who likes boy-stuff.

</blockquote>

;too many crooks

<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of dissatisfaction with an overabundance of evildoers.

<blockquote>''Well, call it--this was "too many crooks." '''Too many crooks!''' Too many crooks! And that ED page is one of those crooks.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon the idiom, "too many cooks spoil the broth." Although that idiom means something, this is just an incomplete sentence.
</blockquote>

;took my idea for a fall

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Refers to ruining Chris's [[Love Quest]] plans.

<blockquote>''I am very mad and upset, because that JERK took my idea for a fall, just like that XXXXX at PVCC did!''<ref>[[CWC%27s Diary#2004]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this in his poem [[Saddest Heart in the World]] as well as a 2004 diary entry. Appears to be a mangling of "took me for a fool."</blockquote>

;[[Toxic Trio]]

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A combined name for the Watchmen [[Naught]], [[Kyle]], and [[MKRNightVee]]

<blockquote>''Hey, @everyone. For starters, in light of the recent events @Neko has been through, and the light shedding on the toxic trio, an announcement with care for now:
To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regard to us of 1218.''<ref>[[:File:TheKnights1stLayer-26Jun21 - Chris intro.png]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used by Chris when he joined The WCT's [[Knights of CWC]] Discord server after WCT convinced him to distance himself from the "trio".</blockquote>

;triage

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' ménage à trois; a romantic relationship between three people.

<blockquote>''Magi-Chan Sonichu, Silvana Rosechu & Mewtwo / A Loving '''Triage'''''<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts‎‎#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A corruption or misspelling of "triad", possibly influenced by the ending of "ménage". "[[wikipedia:Triage|Triage]]" is a real word with a completely different meaning and unrelated etymology.
</blockquote>

;trollin' stupid

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Very stupid, in a manner pertaining to trolling.

<blockquote>''Because that's what you deserve, you God damn womanizing raping... '''trollin' stupid''' pickle suited... nigger!''<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to have coined this phrase for his [[CWC "Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]] lyrics with "trollin'" serving as an intensifier along the lines of "fucking."
</blockquote>

;true and honest

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' something [[Honest content|honest]].

<blockquote>''I like sharing my honest feelings with other people because they're good feelings, most of the time. And more importantly they are '''true and honest''' feelings. SO THERE.''<ref>[[For Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris first used the adjective with reference to his love for [[PandaHalo]], and the adjective was often used by [[Liquid Chris]].
</blockquote>
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== U ==
|-
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;ugly growth

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to refer to his own penis negatively.

<blockquote>''"Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the '''Ugly Growth''' Up Mine!"''<ref>[[Colin Chat 2]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Un-clit|un-clit]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A piercing Chris got on his perrinium as an immitation clitoris.

<blockquote>''It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my '''un-clit'''.''<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: During his Tomgirl years, Chris was, and still is, very desperate to gain female body traits such as bigger breasts, wider hips, a fully functioning vagina, etc. In order to get a part of the work done, Chris got a piercing on his taint as a sort of pseudo-clitoris, showing more of Chris's limited knowledge of female anatomy. </blockquote>

;uncouth
[[File:Uncouth Twat.png|thumb|Most uncouth!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' unlikeable, lacking good manners.

<blockquote>''And, by the way, among which, You give the Males a Most Terrible and Horrible Name in your behavior. Most '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Trump is most Immature, '''Uncouth''', and Not Valid to be president.''<ref>[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I felt it appropriate to change my profile photo back to the filtered one for what happened in France the while back with due respect of the continuing of Trump's most drastic and '''uncouth''' actions in office.''<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''You, sir, are '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>[[April 2017 tweets#Trump, you mocked the mentally-challenged]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''All of you are nothing but immature, borish, '''uncouth''', and damned Neanderthals.''<ref>[[Sonic Boom Protests#Chris Rages On]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Not Sexual Fantasy; Friendships, You '''Uncouth''' Cad. Hmpf!''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Unleashing his inner Brit]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And as it Had been My fault on that #NationalGirlfriendTweet that started the whole mess, that was Why I chose whole-heartedly to Harass Me instead of Doopie or Anyone Else who was being harassed with the mis-content from Years Ago from me taken Out Of Context, Mind you, because Harassing Anyone at Anyone else’s Expense is Just Plain Wrong, Bullying, and '''Uncouth'''!''<ref>[[October 2017 tweets]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''And it was ignored by you that Talulah Bankhead coined the term for Tabitha, you '''Uncouth''' Twat.''<ref>[[August_2017_tweets#Tabitha addresses CWC flame war]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I agree it is shameful of these people to have accounts just to haze at me and all others, Soo '''uncouth'''.''<ref>[[NightStar2891 tweets#Twitter spam for Tabitha]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You '''Uncouth''' Cads!''<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Still missing Quinn]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As demonstrated, Chris uses this word way more than any 21st-century [[American]] would. It is often speculated that Chris picked up this word from an ''MLP'' episode, where Applebloom and Applejack are talking about what the word "uncouth" means.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SrQ-Oz1k4</ref> Seeing how this conversation alone is somehow a staple in the Brony subculture, and how Chris is one of those Bronies who sees more [[Night_Star#Chris_spills_the_beans|meaning]] in the show than it actually possesses, Chris likely picked up this term due to how foreign and smart it sounded to him.

Chris is also notorious for his use of British English whenever he tries to make it seem he knows what he's talking about. It is also fairly likely Chris may have adapted this word solely because he thinks British English words will make him sound smarter.
</blockquote>

;[[UNGA-WUNGA]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A sexual chant from the [[Cherokian Clan]].
<blockquote>''There is no quote to directly cite the use of this CWC-ism. This CWC-ism was used in one of Chris's art pieces appropriately named "UNGA-WUNGA"''</blockquote>
Origin: Comes from a horrifying art piece Chris drew of himself banging [[Jackie]] against a tree while a group of Cherokians masturbate to their orgy.<ref>[[:File:Unga_Wunga_Time.jpg]] (NSFW)</ref> As for the questionably racist phrase itself, Chris simply stated that it was "just a random phrase I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref></blockquote>

;unto
<blockquote>1. ''(preposition)'' Archaic or poetic form of the word "to".

<blockquote>''Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully '''unto''' you, Julie.''<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''I am very devastated, due to my SHATTERED HEART that [[Mary Lee Walsh|XXXXX]] caused '''unto''' me!''</blockquote>

Origin: Another one of Chris's autistic ways of sounding smart, possibly in imitation of the Bible. (c.f. ''[[Chris and hypocrisy|Do unto others...]]''). Chris uses this form more frequently than most English speakers of the 21st century should, even when it sounds unwieldy.
</blockquote>
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== V ==
|-
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;vaginatables

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia

<blockquote>''There is no quote to cite the use of this CWC-ism. Chris used this CWC-ism in an e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com".''</blockquote>

Origin: A strange hybrid of the words "vagina" and "vegetables", purely for Random-Access Humor.</blockquote>

;vege-marmite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Vegemite

<blockquote>''Certainly not a '''vege-marmite''' sanwich. Lol''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A retarded pun made by Chris to state his distaste for veggie marmite. Coincidentally, vegemite is essentially marmite, yeast extract from brewing beer turned into a pungent, salty paste, with vegetables and spices added in.<ref>{{w|Vegemite}}</ref></blockquote>

;vestite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A transvestite person.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and '''Vestites'''; ID as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref name=Vestites/></blockquote>

Origin: In the above post, Chris intended to write the words "transgender" and "transvestite" in the same sentence without duplicating the trans suffix. He did so by adding a space between the prefix and the respective endings. It is worth mentioning that "Vestite" is a word in Latin, and simply refers to being clothed, without any connotations regarding cross-dressing.</blockquote>

;[[Virgin with Rage|virgin with rage]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An individual who is sexually frustrated

<blockquote>''Tell me why
I'm stuck as a '''virgin with rage'''!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"''<ref>[[So Need a Cute Girl]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The idea of being a virgin and not having a sweetheart was something that greatly upsetted Chris. He would throw tantrums after losing a potential sweetheart, and thus missing out on an opportunity to lose his virginity.</blockquote>

;[[Virginia is for virgins]]

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase that pushes the idea that the citizens of Virginia won't allow Chris to get a girlfriend solely due to his autism.

<blockquote>"'''VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS''', NOT LOVERS!"<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: An intentional butchering of the phrase "Virginia is for Lovers". His belief that the state of Virginia is behind some kind of conspiracy to prevent him from finding true love has started since attending [[PVCC]]. While there, Chris has gotten himself putting up Attraction Signs, loitering with said signs on campus, and even creating a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter series]] in order to attract potential sweethearts. Seeing how all of this violated the school's rules and policies, he was sent directly to the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]] in order for her to straighten him out.<ref>[[Virginia is for Virgins#Origins]]</ref> Of course, Chris took this to be another instance of him being discriminated, solely for being autistic. This, coupled with the fact that he's already failed on several occasions to actually get to date any of his his female friends in high school, reinforced this belief. </blockquote>

;VOTES FOR WOMEN!
[[Image:Ss03.jpg|thumb|Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase shouted in protest of pictures depicting women with penises.

<blockquote>'''''VOTES FOR WOMEN''', STEP IN TIME! VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME! NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME, VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME!''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P52.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a sash Mrs. Banks, a character from [[Mary Poppins]], had worn. Chris clearly took this banner to simply refer to any kind of mistreatment towards women, rather than the fairly obvious implication that she's actually fighting for the right to vote.</blockquote>

<blockquote>''See Also'': [[CWC-isms#W|Women's Rights]]
</blockquote>

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== W ==
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;Walter Grisby
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A man's name often employed in acts of random-access humor.

<blockquote>''"Is this '''Walter Grisby'''? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what? DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"''<ref>[[Random-access humor]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The retconned name of the character formerly known as [[Wes Iseli]].

Origin: Unknown; thought by some to be a reference to the Cartoon Network show ''Ed, Edd n Eddy''. A character in the PC game ''The Sims 3'' goes by the name of Walter Grisby, but the game's release post-dates Chris's first uses of the term by some years.
</blockquote>

; Warroir of Love
[[Image:WarriorOfLove.jpg|thumb|300px|History's greatest warroirs.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an advocate for spreading love and peace.

<blockquote>''"People! You do not understand! By Not blocking the Trolls, you are Promoting Hatred; They don't always side with Love. I Am '''Warroir of Love'''."''<ref>[[BlockTheTrolls#Campaign]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misspelling of the word "warrior". Chris considers himself a "warrior of love" because he believes that he is the [[Chris and kindness|voice of kindness]]. Most likely derived from the derogatory term "Social Justice Warrior", a term used for individuals who advocate for social justice and equality.
</blockquote>

; water on the rocks
[[File:Water and Dasani.jpeg|thumb|200px|Literally a drink on the rocks.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' water poured over Chris's [[magic stones]] for drinking.

<blockquote>''#DrinkWater; Filtered or Bottled, preferred; Quartz, Rose Quartz, or Amethyst optional to enjoy it '''on the rocks''' (held in place with aluminum wire).''<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#watch anime to kill coronavirus]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''staying hydrated with more than 101.4 ounces of filtered '''water on the rocks''' within a #Glacce bottle''<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#GFuel and meditation]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In accordance with his [[Magical thinking|New Age]] beliefs, Chris purchased a Glacce water bottle for $80+, which features a crystal display set inside. He later placed one of his [[magic stones]] into it, crudely held in by aluminum wire, and refers to drinking from the bottle as "water on the rocks."
</blockquote>

;well-breasted
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Having large breasts.

<blockquote>''And her image dawned upon me in my imagination, starting out as the '''well-breasted''' pink electric-hedgehog (Pok'emon) with the long Raichu-like tail, I drew her outfit onto her in red and Battery-Charged Blue.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Rosechu|CWCipedia article on Rosechu}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusion between "well-endowed" and "large-breasted".

</blockquote>

;witching hours
<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' The time between midnight and 4 AM that Chris cannot fall asleep during.

<blockquote>'' I know that I'm gonna be more effective with the '''witching hours''' during the night once again, whether I'm asleep or not, okay.<ref>[[Animated Everfree Message]]</ref>
</blockquote>
Origin: May have been picked up from Chris's increasing interest in the [[Magical thinking|occult]]. Generally, the phrase refers to the midnight hours, with the term being inspired by the ancient belief that supernatural events, like witches, demons, and ghosts, are at their most powerful at midnight. Chris adopted the phrase in reference to his [[Biological clock|unusual sleep schedule]].

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#B|biological clock]]
</blockquote>

;Woahly
<blockquote> 1. ''(interjection)'' Expression indicating surprise.
<blockquote>'' Who is it Rosey? The Stew's almost ready and I... '''Woahly'''..!''<ref>[[:File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p11.png]]</ref>
</blockquote>
Origin: Portmanteau of "woah" and "holy... (as in the beginning of saying holy shit)," found in [[Sonichu 15]].
</blockquote>

;woman up
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' The female equivalent of manning up.

<blockquote>''Fellow autistic people! I encourage you to man and '''woman up''' [Subtitle: "It is Socializing In Real Life or Dust!"] respectively! Go out into the real world, and make real friends with full, great quality friendships! Do it now!''</blockquote>

Origin: Used in the second part of Chris’s Autism Tutorial, where he insultingly attempts to rally up all autistic people (regardless of their functionality) to form proper friendships, all while missing the point of “manning up”.
</blockquote>

;[[Women's rights]] (or Women's Lib)
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Any kind of behavior towards women that does not involve abusing them physically or mentally.

<blockquote>''Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the '''Women's Rights''', For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.''<ref>[[Other documents]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The right for women to not be depicted with a [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]].

<blockquote>''FOR OUR '''RIGHTS AS WOMEN''' AMONG ALL PEOPLE, I WILL OVERPOWER THOSE SLANDEROUS JERKS!!!''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P58.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' The act of women protesting by stripping down naked.

<blockquote>''Well, once we get our centerfolds shot and uploaded, hopefully those bastards will see and admire our beautiful lights.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Yeah, and if nothing else, we can still have a lot of fun trying.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''With our lord's support in our peaceful protest, we can win this fight.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Victory for '''Women's Lib'''''.<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P51.jpg]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of sexism is botched up beyond belief. His zeal towards the rights of women is believed to have originated from watching the 1964 Disney film, Mary Poppins. He was particularly influenced by Mrs. Banks, who has expressed distaste for unequal treatment for women in 1910 London. As to be expected, Chris missed the point of this part of her character, and instead used this in order to justify his treatment towards the women he meets. Chris also believed that the term "sexism" only applies to forms of violence against women, and not necessarily representing in a condescending manner.

</blockquote>

;wooden nickel
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Acoustic guitar.

<blockquote>''I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old '''Wooden Nickel'''; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In real life, a wooden nickel is a now defunct form of currency used during the Great Depression. His use probably refers to the phrase "don't take any wooden nickels" - that is, he is calling the acoustic guitar a semi-worthless imitation of his Guitar Hero controller.
</blockquote>

;worse
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Severely; extremely, in an adverse manner

<blockquote>''IMHO, having Seinor Citizens for Parents throughout your whole life is no picnic; they are '''WORSE''' Overprotective.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;worst mud, muck and bodily fluids

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Mud, among [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|other disgusting things]].

<blockquote>''The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids.''<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: First used by Chris in a June 2012 Facebook post ranting about that damn [[Michael Snyder]]. Refers to having his good name or reputation dragged through the mud, with "bodily fluids" added in an attempt to garner sympathy.
</blockquote>

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;wrath
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Great [[Chris and anger|anger]] or rage. Considered one of the [[Chris and religion|Seven Deadly Sins]].

<blockquote>''Apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise SHE DID NOT REALIZE THE FURY OF MY '''WRATH'''''<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Strength sufficient to lift an office chair.

<blockquote>''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY '''WRATH'''!!''<ref>[[Power]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>
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==X==
|-
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;X2-checking
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Double Checking
<blockquote>''Just '''X2-checking''' if you got the drawing I left you.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-35#post-2511049]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Comes from x2 meaning times two, which means double to Chris.</blockquote>

;XXX-tended
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Sexually explicit
<blockquote>''ESPECIALLY WITH ALL OF THE TRUTH BOMBS AND ROSEY ROSECHU's POST-INTERSEX-TO-FEMALE TRANSITION AND OPERATION NUDES IN THE '''XXX-TENDED''' CONTROVERSIAL VERSION OF MY BOOK NUMBER EIGHT IN 2008!''<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>
;XXXXX
<blockquote>1. ''(noun, censorship)'' censorship of the word "bitch"
<blockquote>''Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM VERY ANGRY AT THAT '''XXXXX'''!''<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Chris's only instance of this peculiar censorship is in his [[diary]]. In it, Chris repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "XXXXX", clearly as a censorship of the word "bitch". Why Chris chose to replace all of the letters in the word with the capital letter "X", instead of using asterisks remains a mystery.</blockquote>

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== Y ==

</blockquote>
|-
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;y'all should know me by now
|-
|<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction to complete strangers.

<blockquote>'''''Y'all should know me by now''', but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, back on March 17th, 2000.''<ref name=csm/></blockquote>
Origin: His second message on YouTube, addressed to the ED trolls. He would use it several more times after this, possibly making this into his tagline. The introduction is made under the assumption that Chris is [[Chris and his Ego|already well-known]]. May have been partially derived from ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'', where a character similarly begins a speech by saying, "You all know me."
</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;yea and merrily
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used to open videos where Chris is feeling [[Messiah complex|messianic]].

<blockquote>'''''Yea and merrily''' to everyone. Welcome to this.''<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Hey everybody! '''Yea and merrily'''.''<ref>[[Simple Existential Q&A]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A stupid play on "yea, verily", an antiquated phrase meaning "yes, truly", often assumed to have been said by Jesus in the {{w|King James Version}} of the Bible. Although the word "verily" is often used by Jesus in the King James Version, the phrase "yea, verily" never actually appears anywhere in the King James Bible. It does, however, appear in the {{w|Book of Mormon}}.
</blockquote>

;You don't rape a hamster!
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase condeming the raping of women kept as sex slaves, but apologizing for acussing someone of doing so.

<blockquote> ''It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. '''You don't rape a hamster!'''''<ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the video [[I am Alive]], where Chris dispels "rumors" that were being propogated by trolls who were vandalizing the CWCipedia. In the video, he apologizes to [[Alec Benson Leary]] for misunderstandings about [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|acussing him of keeping women in his basement]], comparing them to hamsters.</blockquote>

;young at heart

<blockquote>1. ''(noun, attributive)'' An individual with childlike characteristics; a childish person.

<blockquote>''Hello Nintendo! Welcome to my Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston Chandler. I live in Ruckersville, Virginia and I is [sic] 21 years old and I play because I am '''young at heart'''. So anyway we are going to take a tour of my ci-ty...in Animal Crossing.''<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I am '''Young at Heart'''; a concept I have kept within myself since childhood.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''We, the '''Young at heart''' stand alongside our Liked and Cared others.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris more often than not advertises his childish nature as being "young at heart". As if this was a more positive quality of himself, he even goes as far as using this as a reason for girls to fall in love with him in his [[attraction signs]]. This is because Chris can't tell the difference between being a child at heart and being childish. In his mind, people who are considered "childish" actually lead a happier and more exciting life, since he believes that childlike people are more willing to show off their [[kindness]] and are generally more eccentric. In reality, adults who are "young at heart" generally have a somewhat innocent outlook of life and are generally interested in things considered suitable for children, yet understand their responsibilities as adults, something which Chris has failed to do since graduating [[High School]].
</blockquote>
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== Z ==
|-
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;zap to the extreme
[[Image:ZapToTheExtreme.png|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Go out and be brave.

<blockquote>''Go! Sonichu! Go out and '''zap to the extreme'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''Now everyone stay green and go out and '''zap to the extr-r-r-r-r-eme'''. Have a lovely day.''<ref>[[A New, Fun Trick]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase is first used on the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], where Chris's self-insert tells Sonichu to "zap to the extreme" as if Chris and Sonichu were in a bona fide [[Pokémon]] tournament. Chris would then end up using this phrase time and again, usually completely out of context of its original meaning.
</blockquote>

;zapbud
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A fictitious flower found in the ''Sonichu'' canon; Rosechu's favorite flower.

<blockquote>''Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, though a '''Zapbud''' is the flower that heals your woes.''<ref name=OdeToRosechu/></blockquote>

Origin: Essentially the result of Chris attempting to create a mythology around his ''Sonichu'' comics, he created some of his own flora as well. Because "zapping" was a very common theme in the earlier issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris thought about naming his flora after this one theme. The term has ironically become popular with trolls and enablers, where they name made-up characters and places after it.</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Yes, my blossoming '''zapbud'''. That's why we are here.''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In this context, the term is used the same way a female lover may be compared to a flower. This was clearly an attempt to make the flora have a greater significance by making it sound like something beautiful.
</blockquote>

;zombie-like

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' To be riddled with dementia.

<blockquote>''Also, Barb is literally a Zombie-Like Living Body with little remaining of Barbara (her Soul) within her anymore; that living body is Running on Fumes at this point. She CAN NOT Drive anymore, regardless of Van loss; she has the fridgid mental activity and physical ability like a scared deer in headlights nearly ALL the time since even before June, 2021.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022|Jail Letter]] where Chris seems to imply that during his affair with his mother, she might have been declining mentally.
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Chris and reading

2026-04-30T08:01:49Z

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{{Incomplete|summary, [[:Category:Books|books list]]}}
{{quote|Just a thought, but I am concerned about Gen Alpha. A lot of them are still illiterate and are likely not going to thrive or survive as well.

In part, I blame [[Borb|the parents]] who parobably were among the online haters and fakers. They ended up feeding their kids memes and overlooking the needs...|Chris, misspelling the word "probably" as he complains about reading illiteracy among Gen Alpha.<ref>[[April 2026 social media posts#Rant against Kiwi Farms]]</ref>}}

According to [[Bob]], Chris taught himself to read by turning on the closed captions on [[television]] and following along with the words.<ref>[[Date with Emily]]</ref>

Anyone who wants to be a good writer must be well-read. It's one of the most natural ways to become acquainted with good style, the elements of a plot, and correct spelling. Chris's [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is so inflated that he thinks he can produce something [[Honor roll|brilliant]] with no effort whatsoever. While in school, the only books Chris read voluntarily are paperback ''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street'' novels by [[R.L. Stine]] which are notable only for their sheer mediocrity. Chris read these books, which were written for elementary schoolers, well into high school.

In terms of the readings he was assigned at [[Manchester High School]], Chris retained only a superficial understanding of them. During the [[Father Call]], Chris said that he read ''{{w|To Kill a Mockingbird}}'' a mere month prior, which in all likelihood he only mentioned because it was assigned in high school. This was almost instantly proven false when started describing characters from ''{{w|Of Mice and Men}}'', another high school assignment. The [[Manchester High Leaks|essay]] he wrote about a selection from [[wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]]'s ''[[wikipedia:The Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]'' earned only a 69%.

==Children's books and young-adult literature==

===Berenstain Bears===
'''''Berenstain Bears''''' is a long-running children's book series by the Berenstain family, which began in 1962.

Chris enjoyed reading the series as a child,<ref>[[Warhol Tweets#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref> ironically claiming that ''The Bad Habit'' was his favorite book.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2#More questionnaire, Game Place is brewing]]</ref> Given that the books are simplistic morality tales about talking animals in which problems come out of thin air and are easily resolved by the final pages, it's not hard to see how they appealed to Chris.

===Goosebumps===
{{main|R.L. Stine}}

'''''Goosebumps''''' is a long-running children's horror novel series made by R.L. Stine and first published in 1992.

''Goosebumps'' is Chris's favorite book series, and he continued to read the books up to high school. Chris has also said that ''The Haunted Mask'' is his favorite book of all time.

===How to Talk to Girls===
[[File:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|thumb|100px]]
{{main|How to Talk to Girls}}
'''''How to Talk to Girls''''' by Alec Greven was published in 2008, when Alec was nine years old. It is a children's guide on how to get a [[boyfriend-free girl]].

Chris purchased the book in early [[2009]] under the guidance of his [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] and the ''[[John Tesh]] Radio Show'', and in Chris's words is a "great book". In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], several concepts from the book are used in the [[dating education]] class.

===The Butter Battle Book===
[[File:The Butter Battle Book cover.jpg|thumb|100px]]
'''''The Butter Battle Book''''' by Dr. Seuss was published in 1984. It is a children's book themed on anti-war messages. Its plot is a metaphor for mutually assured destruction through nuclear weapons.

During the [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]] from [[January 2018]], Chris brought up the book's plot when arguing against the usage of nuclear weapons. Fegelein and [[Blanc]] then mocked Chris over the age range of the book, as Chris was 35 at the time.
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===The Giver===
[[File:Sonichu 16 page-25.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|''The Giver'' mentioned in ''[[Sonichu 13]]'']]
'''''The Giver''''' by Lois Lowry was published in 1993. It is a young adult science-fiction novel about a [[CWCville|dystopian setting which at first glance appears a utopia]].

Chris read the book while in [[Manchester High School|high school]]. In a [[August 2009]] call with [[Kacey]], Chris mentioned he still has the book in his collection, which also includes ''[[Goosebumps]]'' and ''To Kill a Mockingbird'', and rambled about the book's plot to her.<ref>[[Kacey Call 6]]</ref> In [[February 2010]] (when Chris was 28), he recommended the book to [[The Wallflower]] in an email to her and quoted the book's summary.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 1]]</ref> In ''[[Sonichu 13]]'', written 2017-2018, when comic Chris is role-playing a date with [[Blanc]], the conversation turns to books and he talks about ''The Giver'' to her.
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==Graphic novels==
===Faux Facts===
[[File:EWU59KAWkAAiHri.jpg|thumb|100px]]
'''''Faux Facts''''', by Mary Bellamy (who has worked on ''[[My Little Pony]]'' comics), is a series of ten graphic novels about a group of magical girls. Chris bought the first volume in [[April 2020]] and tweeted that it was "really fun, cute and cool." He said he would buy the rest of the series.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Bought stuff]]</ref>
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===Transformers/Back to the Future===
'''''Transformers/Back to the Future''''' is a crossover between the ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''Back to the Future'' franchises which consisted of four books and ran from [[October 2020]] to [[May 2021]]. Chris is a fan and in [[January 2021]] had read the first two and was waiting for the third to release. He liked a scene of the ''Transformers'' character Starscream being [[Arthur Spatchcock Interview 3|dunked into manure]] - a gag usually meant for Biff from ''Back to the Future''.<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2021)#Quartz, Transformers, Trump]]</ref>

==Adult literature==
===The Canterbury Tales===

'''''The Canterbury Tales''''' is a collection of stories periodically written by Geoffrey Chaucer till his death in 1400, and compiled numerous times over the years.

Chris read parts of the book during [[Manchester High School|high school]], and did an [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|English assignment]] on the story "The Nun's Priest's Tale".

{{quote|Chaucer's Canterbury Tales gives us a great picture of life in the Middle ages. In the "Nun's Priest's Tale," Chanticleer had a dream that showed what was going to happen. And that the Rooster's and the Fox's pride got each other into trouble. And, the rooster and the fox learned that from the mistakes they have made. Well, that's it for the essay.}}

Chris's essay received a [[Chris and sex|69%]] score from his teacher.

===Shakespeare===
{{w|William Shakespeare}} (1564 - 1616) was an English playwright and poet widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and among the greatest writers of all world literature. It is unknown if Chris has ever read a complete Shakespeare play, although he admits in his [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid answers]] that he has never read Shakespeare outside of school. Nevertheless, some of the Bard's more famous lines have been quoted or bastardized by Chris, likely because he picked them up from various forms of pop culture:

* In [[Sub-Episode 3]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', [[Mary Lee Walsh]] quotes a famous couplet from the witches in ''{{w|Macbeth}}'' while stirring a cauldron: "Double, double, toil and trouble, / Fire burn and culdron [''sic''] bubble!" She follows it up with a much worse couplet of Chris's own creation: "I shatter hearts as I please! / I hurt them hard, with the greatest of ease!".
* In [[Ode to Julie]], Chris attempts to quote Romeo's famous soliliquy from {{w|Romeo and Juliet}}: "'Christian-o! Christian-o! Wherefore art thou, Christian-o?' And I would be there… int—in your heart – for I have—for my heart is with you. For if I called you up—for I would be there in your heart. And I would personally be calling out, 'I am here, O fair Juliet. 'Tis no—'tis nobler thy name be heard every mom—every waking moment. "And Ju—the sun is in the east, and Juliet is the sun.' Though I know not much Shakespeare, but at least I know ''enough''… to getteth by!"
* In [[Gilligan Be or Not]], Chris sings a musical version of the famous "{{w|To be, or not to be}}" speech from ''{{w|Hamlet}}'', directly lifted from an episode of the show ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' where the characters put on a stage musical based off the play.

===To Kill a Mockingbird===

'''''To Kill a Mockingbird''''' is a coming-of-age {{w|Southern Gothic}} novel, written by Harper Lee and published in 1960. It is a commonly-read book in many [[Providence Middle School|middle schools]] and [[Manchester High School|high schools]] in the United States.

Chris was likely assigned to read the book in school once, but claimed in the [[Father Call]] that he read it [[October 2009|the month]] before the call took place. He seemed to have only really paid attention to the first part of the novel, as when [[Kacey]]'s father Matthew asked him to say what he learned from it, he gives a ''vaguely'' correct description of the plot, albeit focused entirely on an earlier plot point (Boo Radley secretly hiding gifts for Scout, Jem and Dill inside a tree at his place). Prior to that, he got mixed up and started talking about George and Lennie's roles in the story (who are characters from a different novel, ''Of Mice & Men'').

===Dating for Dummies===
{{quote|I only had read the tips that I felt I needed; I did not read the entire book.}}
[[File:Cwclight - Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide2 - IMG 5410.jpeg|thumb|150px|Chris's [[Signature|self-autographed]] copy of the book]]

'''''Dating for Dummies''''' by Joy Browne was published in 2006, with a third edition published in 2011. It is part of the popular "For Dummies" line of reference books.

In [[September 2024]], Chris offered his copy of the book for sale on [[Cwclight]] for $100. In the listing, he stated that he had bought the book a couple decades prior, and that he only read through some of its tips.<ref>[[Cwclight#Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide]]</ref>
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===Develop Your Psychic Skills===
[[File:Develop Your Psychic Skills.jpg|left|thumb|100px]]
'''''Develop Your Psychic Skills''''' by Enid Hoffman was published in 1981 (and republished in 1997).

According to an excerpt from the back cover of the book, it "gives you a broad overview of the whole field of psychic experiences. The exercises and practices given in this book are enjoyable and easy to do. Use them to strengthen and focus your own natural abilities and turn them into [[PsychicPowers|precise, coordinated skills]]. You'll be amazed at the changes that begin to happen in your life as you activate the right hemisphere of your brain; the intuitive, [[Art|creative]], psychic half [[Honor roll|which has been so seldom used for so long]]."

When Chris read the Psychokinesis chapter, which mentioned magician [[Uri Geller]] by name, he decided to try emailing Geller in [[September 2017]] to ask for help with developing his psychic skills. Geller replied by politely, but frankly, telling Chris that he was just wasting his time.<ref>[[Uri Geller#E-mails]]</ref>

===Numerology: the Key to Your Inner Self===
[[File:Numerology the Key to Your Inner Self.jpg|thumb|100px|left]]
'''''Numerology: the Key to Your Inner Self''''' by Hans Decoz and Tom Monte was published in 1993. It is a book on the mystical belief of [[numerology]], an attempt to use numbers and [[math]] to interpret meaning in life.

Chris discussed the book with [[The Place]] during [[April 2021]], where he chatted about using numerology to interpret his birth name of "Christopher Weston Chandler".<ref>[[The Place chats (April 2021)#Numerology Analysis]]</ref>
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===The Man in the High Castle===
'''''The Man in the High Castle''''' by Philip K. Dick was published in 1962. It is an alternative history novel based on the idea of the Axis powers winning World War II.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Joshua Wise convinced Chris to read the novel. By 10 [[January 2018]], Chris reported that he was on chapter 11.<ref>[[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]]</ref> The book is also mentioned in ''[[Sonichu 13]]''.

===The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability===
[[File:Guide to Sex and Disability.jpg|thumb|100px]]
{{main|Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability}}

'''''The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability''''' by Miriam Kaufman, Cory Silverberg, and Fran Odette was published in September 2020.

Chris purchased a copy from [[Amazon]] for use during his incestuous [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. He described the book as "a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance".<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>
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==Fanfics==
Chris has read some of the fanfics and stories in which he or Sonichu is a main character. The stories tend to be unflattering, and Chris has complained about his portrayal in these works.

Chris has also solicited [[fans]] for fanfics to be written about him. In [[May 2021]] (during a timeframe in which his sex drive had shot up), he asked followers to write a romance story about him with the title "Romancing CWCly", but insisted he not be portrayed as a [[simp]].<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#“Romancing CWCly”]]</ref> A day later, a fan responded to his request with a short story, but Chris was judgemental, deeming it as "a start. Simplistic and not bad."<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#Upcoming fanfiction]]</ref>
===A Girl Who Brought Down the World===
{{main|A Girl Who Brought Down the World}}
===My Friend Sonichu===
{{main|Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian}}
===SNT Vs Sonichu===
{{main|SNT Vs Sonichu}}

==Use of highlighters==
{{quote|Also, so y’all know, I have a [[rainbow]] of highlighters, each specified within the false-true range, and then some. Pay Attention.|Chris, June 2021<ref name=june21>[[June 2021 social media posts#Andy Warhol Technology chapter]]</ref>}}

[[File:June29BookPhoto3.jpg|thumb|200|Chris's chart explaining his highlight notation]]

A '''highlighter''' is a writing tool for specially noting text. Chris has a system for highlighting, demonstrated on at least three occasions.

When reading ''[[Warhol / Chris Chan]]'', Chris highlighted selected portions of the text in various colors. He explained his methods in a Twitter post:<ref name=june21></ref>

{{quotebox|
*Pink - That's Wrong ~ See Facts of from me

*Orange - Half-Right / Half Wrong, See my Facts

*Yellow - Generally Interesting, or made me smile

*Green - Additional Facts for Context, I have (More To It Than The Stated)

*Blue - Totally Agree, and on Point

*Purple - Highly Resonant with me
}}

<center><gallery>
File:June29BookPhoto1.jpg|Highlighted text from ''[[Warhol / Chris Chan]]''
File:June29BookPhoto2.jpg|From ''Warhol / Chris Chan''
File:Twitter - Green Flags - 31Jan2024.jpg|From a social media image
File:Twitter - 13Jan2024 - BlockComplain1.jpg|From a message sent by a "close friend"
</gallery></center>

{{References}}
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Books]]

Chris and reading

2026-04-30T08:00:48Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Incomplete|summary, [[:Category:Books|books list]]}}
{{quote|Just a thought, but I am concerned about Gen Alpha. A lot of them are [[Chris and reading|still illiterate]] and are likely not going to thrive or survive as well.

In part, I blame [[Borb|the parents]] who parobably were among the online haters and fakers. They ended up feeding their kids memes and overlooking the needs...|Chris, misspelling the word "probably" as he complains about reading illiteracy among Gen Alpha.<ref>[[April 2026 social media posts#Rant against Kiwi Farms]]</ref>}}

According to [[Bob]], Chris taught himself to read by turning on the closed captions on [[television]] and following along with the words.<ref>[[Date with Emily]]</ref>

Anyone who wants to be a good writer must be well-read. It's one of the most natural ways to become acquainted with good style, the elements of a plot, and correct spelling. Chris's [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is so inflated that he thinks he can produce something [[Honor roll|brilliant]] with no effort whatsoever. While in school, the only books Chris read voluntarily are paperback ''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street'' novels by [[R.L. Stine]] which are notable only for their sheer mediocrity. Chris read these books, which were written for elementary schoolers, well into high school.

In terms of the readings he was assigned at [[Manchester High School]], Chris retained only a superficial understanding of them. During the [[Father Call]], Chris said that he read ''{{w|To Kill a Mockingbird}}'' a mere month prior, which in all likelihood he only mentioned because it was assigned in high school. This was almost instantly proven false when started describing characters from ''{{w|Of Mice and Men}}'', another high school assignment. The [[Manchester High Leaks|essay]] he wrote about a selection from [[wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]]'s ''[[wikipedia:The Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]'' earned only a 69%.

==Children's books and young-adult literature==

===Berenstain Bears===
'''''Berenstain Bears''''' is a long-running children's book series by the Berenstain family, which began in 1962.

Chris enjoyed reading the series as a child,<ref>[[Warhol Tweets#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref> ironically claiming that ''The Bad Habit'' was his favorite book.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2#More questionnaire, Game Place is brewing]]</ref> Given that the books are simplistic morality tales about talking animals in which problems come out of thin air and are easily resolved by the final pages, it's not hard to see how they appealed to Chris.

===Goosebumps===
{{main|R.L. Stine}}

'''''Goosebumps''''' is a long-running children's horror novel series made by R.L. Stine and first published in 1992.

''Goosebumps'' is Chris's favorite book series, and he continued to read the books up to high school. Chris has also said that ''The Haunted Mask'' is his favorite book of all time.

===How to Talk to Girls===
[[File:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|thumb|100px]]
{{main|How to Talk to Girls}}
'''''How to Talk to Girls''''' by Alec Greven was published in 2008, when Alec was nine years old. It is a children's guide on how to get a [[boyfriend-free girl]].

Chris purchased the book in early [[2009]] under the guidance of his [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] and the ''[[John Tesh]] Radio Show'', and in Chris's words is a "great book". In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], several concepts from the book are used in the [[dating education]] class.

===The Butter Battle Book===
[[File:The Butter Battle Book cover.jpg|thumb|100px]]
'''''The Butter Battle Book''''' by Dr. Seuss was published in 1984. It is a children's book themed on anti-war messages. Its plot is a metaphor for mutually assured destruction through nuclear weapons.

During the [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]] from [[January 2018]], Chris brought up the book's plot when arguing against the usage of nuclear weapons. Fegelein and [[Blanc]] then mocked Chris over the age range of the book, as Chris was 35 at the time.
{{clear}}

===The Giver===
[[File:Sonichu 16 page-25.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|''The Giver'' mentioned in ''[[Sonichu 13]]'']]
'''''The Giver''''' by Lois Lowry was published in 1993. It is a young adult science-fiction novel about a [[CWCville|dystopian setting which at first glance appears a utopia]].

Chris read the book while in [[Manchester High School|high school]]. In a [[August 2009]] call with [[Kacey]], Chris mentioned he still has the book in his collection, which also includes ''[[Goosebumps]]'' and ''To Kill a Mockingbird'', and rambled about the book's plot to her.<ref>[[Kacey Call 6]]</ref> In [[February 2010]] (when Chris was 28), he recommended the book to [[The Wallflower]] in an email to her and quoted the book's summary.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 1]]</ref> In ''[[Sonichu 13]]'', written 2017-2018, when comic Chris is role-playing a date with [[Blanc]], the conversation turns to books and he talks about ''The Giver'' to her.
{{clear}}

==Graphic novels==
===Faux Facts===
[[File:EWU59KAWkAAiHri.jpg|thumb|100px]]
'''''Faux Facts''''', by Mary Bellamy (who has worked on ''[[My Little Pony]]'' comics), is a series of ten graphic novels about a group of magical girls. Chris bought the first volume in [[April 2020]] and tweeted that it was "really fun, cute and cool." He said he would buy the rest of the series.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Bought stuff]]</ref>
{{clear}}

===Transformers/Back to the Future===
'''''Transformers/Back to the Future''''' is a crossover between the ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''Back to the Future'' franchises which consisted of four books and ran from [[October 2020]] to [[May 2021]]. Chris is a fan and in [[January 2021]] had read the first two and was waiting for the third to release. He liked a scene of the ''Transformers'' character Starscream being [[Arthur Spatchcock Interview 3|dunked into manure]] - a gag usually meant for Biff from ''Back to the Future''.<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2021)#Quartz, Transformers, Trump]]</ref>

==Adult literature==
===The Canterbury Tales===

'''''The Canterbury Tales''''' is a collection of stories periodically written by Geoffrey Chaucer till his death in 1400, and compiled numerous times over the years.

Chris read parts of the book during [[Manchester High School|high school]], and did an [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|English assignment]] on the story "The Nun's Priest's Tale".

{{quote|Chaucer's Canterbury Tales gives us a great picture of life in the Middle ages. In the "Nun's Priest's Tale," Chanticleer had a dream that showed what was going to happen. And that the Rooster's and the Fox's pride got each other into trouble. And, the rooster and the fox learned that from the mistakes they have made. Well, that's it for the essay.}}

Chris's essay received a [[Chris and sex|69%]] score from his teacher.

===Shakespeare===
{{w|William Shakespeare}} (1564 - 1616) was an English playwright and poet widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and among the greatest writers of all world literature. It is unknown if Chris has ever read a complete Shakespeare play, although he admits in his [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid answers]] that he has never read Shakespeare outside of school. Nevertheless, some of the Bard's more famous lines have been quoted or bastardized by Chris, likely because he picked them up from various forms of pop culture:

* In [[Sub-Episode 3]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', [[Mary Lee Walsh]] quotes a famous couplet from the witches in ''{{w|Macbeth}}'' while stirring a cauldron: "Double, double, toil and trouble, / Fire burn and culdron [''sic''] bubble!" She follows it up with a much worse couplet of Chris's own creation: "I shatter hearts as I please! / I hurt them hard, with the greatest of ease!".
* In [[Ode to Julie]], Chris attempts to quote Romeo's famous soliliquy from {{w|Romeo and Juliet}}: "'Christian-o! Christian-o! Wherefore art thou, Christian-o?' And I would be there… int—in your heart – for I have—for my heart is with you. For if I called you up—for I would be there in your heart. And I would personally be calling out, 'I am here, O fair Juliet. 'Tis no—'tis nobler thy name be heard every mom—every waking moment. "And Ju—the sun is in the east, and Juliet is the sun.' Though I know not much Shakespeare, but at least I know ''enough''… to getteth by!"
* In [[Gilligan Be or Not]], Chris sings a musical version of the famous "{{w|To be, or not to be}}" speech from ''{{w|Hamlet}}'', directly lifted from an episode of the show ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' where the characters put on a stage musical based off the play.

===To Kill a Mockingbird===

'''''To Kill a Mockingbird''''' is a coming-of-age {{w|Southern Gothic}} novel, written by Harper Lee and published in 1960. It is a commonly-read book in many [[Providence Middle School|middle schools]] and [[Manchester High School|high schools]] in the United States.

Chris was likely assigned to read the book in school once, but claimed in the [[Father Call]] that he read it [[October 2009|the month]] before the call took place. He seemed to have only really paid attention to the first part of the novel, as when [[Kacey]]'s father Matthew asked him to say what he learned from it, he gives a ''vaguely'' correct description of the plot, albeit focused entirely on an earlier plot point (Boo Radley secretly hiding gifts for Scout, Jem and Dill inside a tree at his place). Prior to that, he got mixed up and started talking about George and Lennie's roles in the story (who are characters from a different novel, ''Of Mice & Men'').

===Dating for Dummies===
{{quote|I only had read the tips that I felt I needed; I did not read the entire book.}}
[[File:Cwclight - Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide2 - IMG 5410.jpeg|thumb|150px|Chris's [[Signature|self-autographed]] copy of the book]]

'''''Dating for Dummies''''' by Joy Browne was published in 2006, with a third edition published in 2011. It is part of the popular "For Dummies" line of reference books.

In [[September 2024]], Chris offered his copy of the book for sale on [[Cwclight]] for $100. In the listing, he stated that he had bought the book a couple decades prior, and that he only read through some of its tips.<ref>[[Cwclight#Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide]]</ref>
{{clear}}

===Develop Your Psychic Skills===
[[File:Develop Your Psychic Skills.jpg|left|thumb|100px]]
'''''Develop Your Psychic Skills''''' by Enid Hoffman was published in 1981 (and republished in 1997).

According to an excerpt from the back cover of the book, it "gives you a broad overview of the whole field of psychic experiences. The exercises and practices given in this book are enjoyable and easy to do. Use them to strengthen and focus your own natural abilities and turn them into [[PsychicPowers|precise, coordinated skills]]. You'll be amazed at the changes that begin to happen in your life as you activate the right hemisphere of your brain; the intuitive, [[Art|creative]], psychic half [[Honor roll|which has been so seldom used for so long]]."

When Chris read the Psychokinesis chapter, which mentioned magician [[Uri Geller]] by name, he decided to try emailing Geller in [[September 2017]] to ask for help with developing his psychic skills. Geller replied by politely, but frankly, telling Chris that he was just wasting his time.<ref>[[Uri Geller#E-mails]]</ref>

===Numerology: the Key to Your Inner Self===
[[File:Numerology the Key to Your Inner Self.jpg|thumb|100px|left]]
'''''Numerology: the Key to Your Inner Self''''' by Hans Decoz and Tom Monte was published in 1993. It is a book on the mystical belief of [[numerology]], an attempt to use numbers and [[math]] to interpret meaning in life.

Chris discussed the book with [[The Place]] during [[April 2021]], where he chatted about using numerology to interpret his birth name of "Christopher Weston Chandler".<ref>[[The Place chats (April 2021)#Numerology Analysis]]</ref>
{{clear}}

===The Man in the High Castle===
'''''The Man in the High Castle''''' by Philip K. Dick was published in 1962. It is an alternative history novel based on the idea of the Axis powers winning World War II.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Joshua Wise convinced Chris to read the novel. By 10 [[January 2018]], Chris reported that he was on chapter 11.<ref>[[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]]</ref> The book is also mentioned in ''[[Sonichu 13]]''.

===The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability===
[[File:Guide to Sex and Disability.jpg|thumb|100px]]
{{main|Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability}}

'''''The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability''''' by Miriam Kaufman, Cory Silverberg, and Fran Odette was published in September 2020.

Chris purchased a copy from [[Amazon]] for use during his incestuous [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. He described the book as "a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance".<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>
{{clear}}

==Fanfics==
Chris has read some of the fanfics and stories in which he or Sonichu is a main character. The stories tend to be unflattering, and Chris has complained about his portrayal in these works.

Chris has also solicited [[fans]] for fanfics to be written about him. In [[May 2021]] (during a timeframe in which his sex drive had shot up), he asked followers to write a romance story about him with the title "Romancing CWCly", but insisted he not be portrayed as a [[simp]].<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#“Romancing CWCly”]]</ref> A day later, a fan responded to his request with a short story, but Chris was judgemental, deeming it as "a start. Simplistic and not bad."<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#Upcoming fanfiction]]</ref>
===A Girl Who Brought Down the World===
{{main|A Girl Who Brought Down the World}}
===My Friend Sonichu===
{{main|Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian}}
===SNT Vs Sonichu===
{{main|SNT Vs Sonichu}}

==Use of highlighters==
{{quote|Also, so y’all know, I have a [[rainbow]] of highlighters, each specified within the false-true range, and then some. Pay Attention.|Chris, June 2021<ref name=june21>[[June 2021 social media posts#Andy Warhol Technology chapter]]</ref>}}

[[File:June29BookPhoto3.jpg|thumb|200|Chris's chart explaining his highlight notation]]

A '''highlighter''' is a writing tool for specially noting text. Chris has a system for highlighting, demonstrated on at least three occasions.

When reading ''[[Warhol / Chris Chan]]'', Chris highlighted selected portions of the text in various colors. He explained his methods in a Twitter post:<ref name=june21></ref>

{{quotebox|
*Pink - That's Wrong ~ See Facts of from me

*Orange - Half-Right / Half Wrong, See my Facts

*Yellow - Generally Interesting, or made me smile

*Green - Additional Facts for Context, I have (More To It Than The Stated)

*Blue - Totally Agree, and on Point

*Purple - Highly Resonant with me
}}

<center><gallery>
File:June29BookPhoto1.jpg|Highlighted text from ''[[Warhol / Chris Chan]]''
File:June29BookPhoto2.jpg|From ''Warhol / Chris Chan''
File:Twitter - Green Flags - 31Jan2024.jpg|From a social media image
File:Twitter - 13Jan2024 - BlockComplain1.jpg|From a message sent by a "close friend"
</gallery></center>

{{References}}
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Books]]

Chris and reading

2026-04-30T08:00:25Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Incomplete|summary, [[:Category:Books|books list]]}}
{{quote|{{quotebox|Just a thought, but I am concerned about Gen Alpha. A lot of them are [[Chris and reading|still illiterate]] and are likely not going to thrive or survive as well.

In part, I blame [[Borb|the parents]] who parobably were among the online haters and fakers. They ended up feeding their kids memes and overlooking the needs...|Chris, misspelling the word "probably" as he complains about reading illiteracy among Gen Alpha.<ref>[[April 2026 social media posts#Rant against Kiwi Farms]]</ref>}}

According to [[Bob]], Chris taught himself to read by turning on the closed captions on [[television]] and following along with the words.<ref>[[Date with Emily]]</ref>

Anyone who wants to be a good writer must be well-read. It's one of the most natural ways to become acquainted with good style, the elements of a plot, and correct spelling. Chris's [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is so inflated that he thinks he can produce something [[Honor roll|brilliant]] with no effort whatsoever. While in school, the only books Chris read voluntarily are paperback ''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street'' novels by [[R.L. Stine]] which are notable only for their sheer mediocrity. Chris read these books, which were written for elementary schoolers, well into high school.

In terms of the readings he was assigned at [[Manchester High School]], Chris retained only a superficial understanding of them. During the [[Father Call]], Chris said that he read ''{{w|To Kill a Mockingbird}}'' a mere month prior, which in all likelihood he only mentioned because it was assigned in high school. This was almost instantly proven false when started describing characters from ''{{w|Of Mice and Men}}'', another high school assignment. The [[Manchester High Leaks|essay]] he wrote about a selection from [[wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]]'s ''[[wikipedia:The Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]'' earned only a 69%.

==Children's books and young-adult literature==

===Berenstain Bears===
'''''Berenstain Bears''''' is a long-running children's book series by the Berenstain family, which began in 1962.

Chris enjoyed reading the series as a child,<ref>[[Warhol Tweets#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref> ironically claiming that ''The Bad Habit'' was his favorite book.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2#More questionnaire, Game Place is brewing]]</ref> Given that the books are simplistic morality tales about talking animals in which problems come out of thin air and are easily resolved by the final pages, it's not hard to see how they appealed to Chris.

===Goosebumps===
{{main|R.L. Stine}}

'''''Goosebumps''''' is a long-running children's horror novel series made by R.L. Stine and first published in 1992.

''Goosebumps'' is Chris's favorite book series, and he continued to read the books up to high school. Chris has also said that ''The Haunted Mask'' is his favorite book of all time.

===How to Talk to Girls===
[[File:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|thumb|100px]]
{{main|How to Talk to Girls}}
'''''How to Talk to Girls''''' by Alec Greven was published in 2008, when Alec was nine years old. It is a children's guide on how to get a [[boyfriend-free girl]].

Chris purchased the book in early [[2009]] under the guidance of his [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] and the ''[[John Tesh]] Radio Show'', and in Chris's words is a "great book". In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], several concepts from the book are used in the [[dating education]] class.

===The Butter Battle Book===
[[File:The Butter Battle Book cover.jpg|thumb|100px]]
'''''The Butter Battle Book''''' by Dr. Seuss was published in 1984. It is a children's book themed on anti-war messages. Its plot is a metaphor for mutually assured destruction through nuclear weapons.

During the [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]] from [[January 2018]], Chris brought up the book's plot when arguing against the usage of nuclear weapons. Fegelein and [[Blanc]] then mocked Chris over the age range of the book, as Chris was 35 at the time.
{{clear}}

===The Giver===
[[File:Sonichu 16 page-25.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|''The Giver'' mentioned in ''[[Sonichu 13]]'']]
'''''The Giver''''' by Lois Lowry was published in 1993. It is a young adult science-fiction novel about a [[CWCville|dystopian setting which at first glance appears a utopia]].

Chris read the book while in [[Manchester High School|high school]]. In a [[August 2009]] call with [[Kacey]], Chris mentioned he still has the book in his collection, which also includes ''[[Goosebumps]]'' and ''To Kill a Mockingbird'', and rambled about the book's plot to her.<ref>[[Kacey Call 6]]</ref> In [[February 2010]] (when Chris was 28), he recommended the book to [[The Wallflower]] in an email to her and quoted the book's summary.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 1]]</ref> In ''[[Sonichu 13]]'', written 2017-2018, when comic Chris is role-playing a date with [[Blanc]], the conversation turns to books and he talks about ''The Giver'' to her.
{{clear}}

==Graphic novels==
===Faux Facts===
[[File:EWU59KAWkAAiHri.jpg|thumb|100px]]
'''''Faux Facts''''', by Mary Bellamy (who has worked on ''[[My Little Pony]]'' comics), is a series of ten graphic novels about a group of magical girls. Chris bought the first volume in [[April 2020]] and tweeted that it was "really fun, cute and cool." He said he would buy the rest of the series.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Bought stuff]]</ref>
{{clear}}

===Transformers/Back to the Future===
'''''Transformers/Back to the Future''''' is a crossover between the ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''Back to the Future'' franchises which consisted of four books and ran from [[October 2020]] to [[May 2021]]. Chris is a fan and in [[January 2021]] had read the first two and was waiting for the third to release. He liked a scene of the ''Transformers'' character Starscream being [[Arthur Spatchcock Interview 3|dunked into manure]] - a gag usually meant for Biff from ''Back to the Future''.<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2021)#Quartz, Transformers, Trump]]</ref>

==Adult literature==
===The Canterbury Tales===

'''''The Canterbury Tales''''' is a collection of stories periodically written by Geoffrey Chaucer till his death in 1400, and compiled numerous times over the years.

Chris read parts of the book during [[Manchester High School|high school]], and did an [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|English assignment]] on the story "The Nun's Priest's Tale".

{{quote|Chaucer's Canterbury Tales gives us a great picture of life in the Middle ages. In the "Nun's Priest's Tale," Chanticleer had a dream that showed what was going to happen. And that the Rooster's and the Fox's pride got each other into trouble. And, the rooster and the fox learned that from the mistakes they have made. Well, that's it for the essay.}}

Chris's essay received a [[Chris and sex|69%]] score from his teacher.

===Shakespeare===
{{w|William Shakespeare}} (1564 - 1616) was an English playwright and poet widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and among the greatest writers of all world literature. It is unknown if Chris has ever read a complete Shakespeare play, although he admits in his [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid answers]] that he has never read Shakespeare outside of school. Nevertheless, some of the Bard's more famous lines have been quoted or bastardized by Chris, likely because he picked them up from various forms of pop culture:

* In [[Sub-Episode 3]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', [[Mary Lee Walsh]] quotes a famous couplet from the witches in ''{{w|Macbeth}}'' while stirring a cauldron: "Double, double, toil and trouble, / Fire burn and culdron [''sic''] bubble!" She follows it up with a much worse couplet of Chris's own creation: "I shatter hearts as I please! / I hurt them hard, with the greatest of ease!".
* In [[Ode to Julie]], Chris attempts to quote Romeo's famous soliliquy from {{w|Romeo and Juliet}}: "'Christian-o! Christian-o! Wherefore art thou, Christian-o?' And I would be there… int—in your heart – for I have—for my heart is with you. For if I called you up—for I would be there in your heart. And I would personally be calling out, 'I am here, O fair Juliet. 'Tis no—'tis nobler thy name be heard every mom—every waking moment. "And Ju—the sun is in the east, and Juliet is the sun.' Though I know not much Shakespeare, but at least I know ''enough''… to getteth by!"
* In [[Gilligan Be or Not]], Chris sings a musical version of the famous "{{w|To be, or not to be}}" speech from ''{{w|Hamlet}}'', directly lifted from an episode of the show ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' where the characters put on a stage musical based off the play.

===To Kill a Mockingbird===

'''''To Kill a Mockingbird''''' is a coming-of-age {{w|Southern Gothic}} novel, written by Harper Lee and published in 1960. It is a commonly-read book in many [[Providence Middle School|middle schools]] and [[Manchester High School|high schools]] in the United States.

Chris was likely assigned to read the book in school once, but claimed in the [[Father Call]] that he read it [[October 2009|the month]] before the call took place. He seemed to have only really paid attention to the first part of the novel, as when [[Kacey]]'s father Matthew asked him to say what he learned from it, he gives a ''vaguely'' correct description of the plot, albeit focused entirely on an earlier plot point (Boo Radley secretly hiding gifts for Scout, Jem and Dill inside a tree at his place). Prior to that, he got mixed up and started talking about George and Lennie's roles in the story (who are characters from a different novel, ''Of Mice & Men'').

===Dating for Dummies===
{{quote|I only had read the tips that I felt I needed; I did not read the entire book.}}
[[File:Cwclight - Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide2 - IMG 5410.jpeg|thumb|150px|Chris's [[Signature|self-autographed]] copy of the book]]

'''''Dating for Dummies''''' by Joy Browne was published in 2006, with a third edition published in 2011. It is part of the popular "For Dummies" line of reference books.

In [[September 2024]], Chris offered his copy of the book for sale on [[Cwclight]] for $100. In the listing, he stated that he had bought the book a couple decades prior, and that he only read through some of its tips.<ref>[[Cwclight#Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide]]</ref>
{{clear}}

===Develop Your Psychic Skills===
[[File:Develop Your Psychic Skills.jpg|left|thumb|100px]]
'''''Develop Your Psychic Skills''''' by Enid Hoffman was published in 1981 (and republished in 1997).

According to an excerpt from the back cover of the book, it "gives you a broad overview of the whole field of psychic experiences. The exercises and practices given in this book are enjoyable and easy to do. Use them to strengthen and focus your own natural abilities and turn them into [[PsychicPowers|precise, coordinated skills]]. You'll be amazed at the changes that begin to happen in your life as you activate the right hemisphere of your brain; the intuitive, [[Art|creative]], psychic half [[Honor roll|which has been so seldom used for so long]]."

When Chris read the Psychokinesis chapter, which mentioned magician [[Uri Geller]] by name, he decided to try emailing Geller in [[September 2017]] to ask for help with developing his psychic skills. Geller replied by politely, but frankly, telling Chris that he was just wasting his time.<ref>[[Uri Geller#E-mails]]</ref>

===Numerology: the Key to Your Inner Self===
[[File:Numerology the Key to Your Inner Self.jpg|thumb|100px|left]]
'''''Numerology: the Key to Your Inner Self''''' by Hans Decoz and Tom Monte was published in 1993. It is a book on the mystical belief of [[numerology]], an attempt to use numbers and [[math]] to interpret meaning in life.

Chris discussed the book with [[The Place]] during [[April 2021]], where he chatted about using numerology to interpret his birth name of "Christopher Weston Chandler".<ref>[[The Place chats (April 2021)#Numerology Analysis]]</ref>
{{clear}}

===The Man in the High Castle===
'''''The Man in the High Castle''''' by Philip K. Dick was published in 1962. It is an alternative history novel based on the idea of the Axis powers winning World War II.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Joshua Wise convinced Chris to read the novel. By 10 [[January 2018]], Chris reported that he was on chapter 11.<ref>[[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]]</ref> The book is also mentioned in ''[[Sonichu 13]]''.

===The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability===
[[File:Guide to Sex and Disability.jpg|thumb|100px]]
{{main|Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability}}

'''''The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability''''' by Miriam Kaufman, Cory Silverberg, and Fran Odette was published in September 2020.

Chris purchased a copy from [[Amazon]] for use during his incestuous [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. He described the book as "a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance".<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>
{{clear}}

==Fanfics==
Chris has read some of the fanfics and stories in which he or Sonichu is a main character. The stories tend to be unflattering, and Chris has complained about his portrayal in these works.

Chris has also solicited [[fans]] for fanfics to be written about him. In [[May 2021]] (during a timeframe in which his sex drive had shot up), he asked followers to write a romance story about him with the title "Romancing CWCly", but insisted he not be portrayed as a [[simp]].<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#“Romancing CWCly”]]</ref> A day later, a fan responded to his request with a short story, but Chris was judgemental, deeming it as "a start. Simplistic and not bad."<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#Upcoming fanfiction]]</ref>
===A Girl Who Brought Down the World===
{{main|A Girl Who Brought Down the World}}
===My Friend Sonichu===
{{main|Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian}}
===SNT Vs Sonichu===
{{main|SNT Vs Sonichu}}

==Use of highlighters==
{{quote|Also, so y’all know, I have a [[rainbow]] of highlighters, each specified within the false-true range, and then some. Pay Attention.|Chris, June 2021<ref name=june21>[[June 2021 social media posts#Andy Warhol Technology chapter]]</ref>}}

[[File:June29BookPhoto3.jpg|thumb|200|Chris's chart explaining his highlight notation]]

A '''highlighter''' is a writing tool for specially noting text. Chris has a system for highlighting, demonstrated on at least three occasions.

When reading ''[[Warhol / Chris Chan]]'', Chris highlighted selected portions of the text in various colors. He explained his methods in a Twitter post:<ref name=june21></ref>

{{quotebox|
*Pink - That's Wrong ~ See Facts of from me

*Orange - Half-Right / Half Wrong, See my Facts

*Yellow - Generally Interesting, or made me smile

*Green - Additional Facts for Context, I have (More To It Than The Stated)

*Blue - Totally Agree, and on Point

*Purple - Highly Resonant with me
}}

<center><gallery>
File:June29BookPhoto1.jpg|Highlighted text from ''[[Warhol / Chris Chan]]''
File:June29BookPhoto2.jpg|From ''Warhol / Chris Chan''
File:Twitter - Green Flags - 31Jan2024.jpg|From a social media image
File:Twitter - 13Jan2024 - BlockComplain1.jpg|From a message sent by a "close friend"
</gallery></center>

{{References}}
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Books]]

Talk:Carpetbaggers

2026-04-23T09:50:12Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Who is and isn't a Carpetbagger */

== Revival ==

Maybe this article concept should be revived. There should be a space for describing the monetization of Christory by people besides Chris, especially since Chris has commented or otherwise gotten involved with it.

*Should we keep the "Carpetbaggers" name, or call it something else?

*How should it be defined? The prior version of Carpetbaggers defined it as "more successful people in the Chris Chan bubble who attempt to take advantage of Chris' infamy, or the events that surround him, for their own personal gain, typically for selfish, dishonest, or immoral purposes."

*Depending on the definition, topics to cover in a revived article could include [[Dillin Thomas]], [[Geno Samuel]], [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]], [[Praetor]], and [[Winfield Winfield]].

Any thoughts on this? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:17, 26 April 2024 (EDT)

: This sounds like a good idea, and I'm wondering if this new category should also include clout-chasers who are motivated primarily by Internet fame? This could include anyone who inserts themself into Christory, and possibly Christubers such as Gibi, CCDN News, Sonichu Psychology, etc. I think "Carpetbaggers" is a good all-encompassing term. [[User:JinkiesJanke|JinkiesJanke]] ([[User talk:JinkiesJanke|talk]]) 06:01, 27 April 2024 (EDT)

::How would clout-chasing be defined? Like, if someone makes YouTube videos about Chris does that qualify them, or is there another standard for it? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:26, 28 April 2024 (EDT)

::: I've been trying to come up with a good definition for clout-chasing, but the best I've got is "I'll know it when I see it" which is obviously inadequate. Maybe someone can put it into words better if I give some examples:

::: Gibi used to make other videos before he did one on Chris. It got a ton of hits, so he switched to exclusively being a Christuber. His motivation seems to be getting the views, and he's using Chris's notoriety to do it. So I would count him as a clout-chaser.

::: Sonichu Psychology also seems to be doing it for attention. Despite claiming to be a certified mental health professional, he's apparently fine with diagnosing someone based on their Internet behavior and using that to build an audience. He also claims to have interviewed trolls (Bluespike, Idea Guys) but refuses to provide any proof, billing himself as a source of inside information you can't get anywhere else.

::: On the other hand, Smokey McC started out as a Chris-centric channel but later expanded into other lolcows. He comes across as someone who just enjoys talking about these strange individuals. This isn't really any different than a CWCki editor or someone who posts about Chris in a forum, he's just using YouTube as his platform. So I would not count him as a clout-chaser... even though he recently landed sponsors.

::: I guess the main factor to consider is how the YouTuber comes across. Are they merely interested in reporting on Chris's activities, or do they seem to want to be a part of Christory itself, to the point where they seek out attention in some way beyond the simple act of making Chris-related content?

::: My thoughts, no one else has to agree. This is just a jumping off point for discussion.

::: [[User:JinkiesJanke|JinkiesJanke]] ([[User talk:JinkiesJanke|talk]]) 14:30, 4 May 2024 (EDT)
== Other ==

This should probably be included as well. [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:00, 4 May 2024 (EDT)

:Also https://x.com/BitchAssBowie/status/1799594576405282826 ([https://archive.fo/S1HA5 archive]) and Luke from [[Pennsylvania Trip]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:59, 10 June 2024 (EDT)

== Keffals ==
I don't know about you, but after reading the stuff about Keffals' whole "Christory Tax", where people have to pay '''''over a hundred thousand dollars''''' for an unedited interview with Chris, I can't help but think she should have some degree of mentioning on here. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 23:38, 8 February 2025 (EST)
:I think Keffals was joking with that. It's an over-the-top amount that doesn't make sense ($100k per month), and it's a reference to the controversial $100k that Keffals got from an old fundraiser. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:42, 9 February 2025 (EST)

== Other Carpetbaggers Page? ==
I think that this page should primarily cover the practice of carpetbagging itself, and give reasons against it, much like the other quintet pages. The people listed in this page can probably go in a "other carpetbaggers" page in the same vein enablers have an "[[Other enablers]]" page. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:38, 9 February 2025 (EST)

:I'm not sure there are enough misc carpetbaggers, those without a dedicated article, for splitting this article. Maybe the reasons stuff can be added first, and we can see how much page space that takes up. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:09, 10 February 2025 (EST)

==Expanding Upon the Definition of the Term==
After thinking a bit about [[Talk:Unholy Quintet#Proposed Sixth Entry|my proposal]], I figured it would be a better idea to merge that idea into this, basically to expand upon the definition of the term "Carpetbagger". One way that people can profit off of Chris's infamy unscrupulously, outside of doing so monetarily, is by intentionally stirring up drama for the sake of garnering clout.

Perhaps we could do what we had done with the other Quintet entries and create subcategories of Carpetbaggers, one being those that create a business off of him, and another who purposefully spreads rumors.[[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 09:44, 19 February 2025 (EST)
:It makes the definition of carpetbagger way too broad. Just call clout chasers Drama-Whores. [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 13:01, 20 February 2025 (EST)

::It doesn't make the definition too broad at all. The definition is already "people who exploit Chris's own infamy for personal gain," regardless of whether or not that's for money or attention. The article so far may have focused mainly on the former, but we can definitely add the latter, it still works fine as is. There's no need to make an entirely different category that has essentially the same definition but with different outcomes. Plus, there's definitely existing overlap between those who exploit Chris in both ways. Wouldn't it be more efficient to put people like that under the same banner rather than unnecessarily duplicate them? [[User:Anaxis|Anaxis]] ([[User talk:Anaxis|talk]]) 01:57, 21 February 2025 (EST)
::: I think that splitting people who want to cause drama vs people who want money would be a good change. Money and fame are of a very different nature and usually people seeking just money (Praetor, Geno) have better outcomes than people who just want to cause drama (Bella, Naught, Xela). [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 09:17, 21 February 2025 (EST)
:::: The way I'd propose going about this would be to take the examples from the Drama Whores page, moving them here, and then adding a section about "Types of Carpetbaggers", which would include "Grifters" (Geno, Praetor), and the aforementioned "Drama Whores" (Bella, Naught, Xela, etc.) [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 10:44, 21 February 2025 (EST)

:::::I think migrating the existing content from the new page to here and combining them together under the Carpetbagger name is a good idea. Differentiating the types of carpetbaggers that exist is fine too. However, on a personal note, I don't really like the term "Drama Whores." It's unnecessarily crass and juvenile, and sounds like something Chris would say as an insult. I think it's fine to just call them Clout Chasers. Or maybe Attention-Seekers? I'm open to more suggestions. [[User:Anaxis|Anaxis]] ([[User talk:Anaxis|talk]]) 03:44, 22 February 2025 (EST)
:::::I like Clout Chasers. Also, maybe we should keep this discussion open for a few days before committing in case other editors want to comment. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:07, 22 February 2025 (EST)

::::::My vote is to combine them on the same page, with separate lists for each, and use "Clout Chasers" for the second group. [[User:JinkiesJanke|JinkiesJanke]] ([[User talk:JinkiesJanke|talk]]) 08:50, 22 February 2025 (EST)

== Grifters ==

I dunno, is Grifters an accurate term? I think that usually means people who swindle others. That fits Luke well, not sure about the rest. Someone suggested Exploiters instead. Anyone have other ideas? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:35, 4 March 2025 (EST)
:Since this is about monetary exploitation, maybe "Swindler" can work better? I think "exploiters" is a bit too broad for what the term refers to, as that's basically what the term "carpetbagging" as a whole refers to. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 10:41, 4 March 2025 (EST)
::I mean, a swindler is someone who deceives others and I think Luke might be the only one who crosses that line. What if we just use "For money"/"For clout" instead of "Grifters"/"Clout Chasers"? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:11, 5 March 2025 (EST)
:::If we do this, how do we approach the other Quintet entries with sub-types? [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 22:29, 5 March 2025 (EST)

== Proposed New Sub-Type ==

This is sort of based on [[User:BaboonRancher23|Goblin Fairy]]'s idea about [[Talk:Drama Whores|Drama Whores]], but I propose we create a new sub-type of Carpetbaggers, "Pot Stirrers". These are the types of people that purposefully create and spread rumors about Chris or his orbiters for some ulterior goal. We can keep "Clout Chasers", though I think we'd have to reduce those to just people who try to boost their platform by associating with Chris. The people that could go in this sub-category include [[Xela]], [[Naught]], [[MKRNightVee]], [[AquaDiamond8]], and possibly [[Spooky Bones]]. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 10:43, 20 June 2025 (EDT)

== Edmund ==

Do we have enough to split Edmund to a page? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:13, 30 January 2026 (EST)

I think so. [[User:Ayumu Kasuga|Ayumu Kasuga]] ([[User talk:Ayumu Kasuga|talk]]) 21:00, 30 January 2026 (EST)

== Who is and isn't a Carpetbagger ==

TL;DR I think either some people should be removed from the list or ''a lot'' more people need to be added.

I don't think ProjectSNT or Rex Rowan Nabors count as carpetbaggers. Courtney's actively tried to avoid drama, and has refused to respond to Chris, so it's hard to say she's intentionally stirring up drama. She's listed for the crime of daring to make Chris videos while having a Patreon, but she does also make a lot of non-Chris content, in fact it's the majority of her channel. The videos she made weren't even drama videos, they were just fanart videos. I honestly don't know why she's called a CBer when Pewdiepie isn't. Pewdiepie made a Chris video, and he makes way more money off of YouTube than SNT does. Honestly, most of the [[Chris in the media]] creators also count as CBers by the metrics we count SNT as. Fredrick Knudsen? Opie and Anthony? Tucker Carlson? They all made money off of talking about Chris. Personally, Courtney strikes me as being closer to a DrWolf, a content creator Chris just so happened to get obsessed with, as opposed to being a Gibi or a Dillon Thomas.

As for Guwange, I think that just counts as a fan project, especially since he didn't profit off the album, he donated it to charity. He also didn't attempt to contact Chris, and Chris didn't even find out about it until years later. If Trollsta's Paradise counts as CBing, do all fanart/projects count as CBing, since in theory they're all doing it for attention? The Adult Chronicles fangame? Rosechu's Story? Don't forget ''we'' [[Fanart|actively]] [[CWCki:Artist Commune|encourage fanart]]. Frankly, I think that Nabors's inclusion is just HTL trying to sully the reputation of what had previously been a well received album. [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 8:07, 22 April 2026
:Carpetbaggers are described in the article. They are people who exploit Chris's own infamy for personal gain, typically for money. Simply creating content off of him, doesn't make one a carpetbagger. All of these people who are on the list one way or another exploited Chris for their own benefit. People like PewDiePie don't make the list because all he did was make a YouTube video. Geno Samuel wasn't on the list for making his documentary. He is now on the list for exploiting Chris to sell merch. Same way with Courtney, she exploited Chris to gain money through her Patreon. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 08:17, 22 April 2026 (EDT)
:: I think Courtney just made a video on Chris and just happened to have a Patreon for her general channel. Pewdiepie also made money off of his Chris video, why isn't he a carpetbagger? [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 11:04, 22 April 2026
::: Check this out. [[:File:Patreon ProjectSNT mentions Sonichu.png]] [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 11:15, 22 April 2026 (EDT)
:::: Again, Pewdiepie also made money off his video too, I don't know what's worse about having a Patreon over YouTube monetization. Fredrik Knudsen also has a Patreon and has a Chris video. I still think "exploit" is too harsh a term to describe what Courtney did. She just made fanart for fun, and never intended Chris to become aware of it. If she "exploited" Chris, so did Pewdiepie, Fredrik Knudsen, Opie and Anthony, Failosophy, and Fox News because they all made money off of talking about him. [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 11:36, 22 April 2026
::::: I think you are applying the term a bit too broadly. There is a difference between simple commentary on Chris that happens to be monetized through normal platform revenue such as ads. And creators who build monetization mechanisms specifically tied to Chris content such as selling merch, collaborating with Chris, Patreon tiers, etc. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 14:40, 22 April 2026 (EDT)
:::::: I think ''you're'' the one applying the term too broadly. I think ads and a Patreon are functionally identical - they're ways to make money off your content - just Patreon's through an external service. I also think intent should be factored into whether or not someone gets called a CB, and I don't think Courtney was intending to be exploitative in the way that, say, Ethan Ralph was. I think her intentions were closer to someone like Trickie or Maple, just trying to share her fanart, and I think we're unfairly condemning her. [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 20:30, 22 April 2026
::::::: We aren't condemning people here. We are just making a list of verified carpetbaggers, and making points on why not to carpetbag. I view this list as very neutral. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 20:55, 22 April 2026 (EDT)
:::::::: No, it's not neutral. Words like "exploited" are inherently loaded and imply deliberate malice. If it were truly neutral, we wouldn't be telling people not to do it. And I'm telling you that I don't think what Courtney did should be considered carpetbagging. [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 21:09, 22 April 2026
:Rex took advantage of Chris's infamy by making the album cover, using his name, and then giving people the option to pay for the cover, while avoiding any input from Chris. Money and self-promotion are involved even though he claimed to want to send any profit to a charity of his own choosing. He also suggested he would be open to collaborating with Chris. So I think that altogether goes beyond a simple fan project. As for Courtney, she also went beyond fan projects by making multiple posts on her Patreon promoting the redesigning. It wasn't even a one-off thing, she redesigned Sonichu and Rosechu, it got a reaction from Chris, then a year later she did redesigns of the Chaotic Combo. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:25, 22 April 2026 (EDT)
:: I don't get the damned if you do damned if you don't attitude when it comes to collabing with Chris. Rex is a CB because he didn't ask for Chris's permission. People like Edmund are on the list because they did. And by the logic you include Courtney, Pewdiepie should also be a CB: he mentioned Chris in a video, it got a reaction from Chris, then he made a whole video on him. And neither of you have been able to convince me why having a Patreon is any more scummy than using an ad service. [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 4:34, 23 April 2026
:Now that this discussion has been sparked, I don't know if having a list of contenders on this page is that bright of an idea in the first place, seeing how none of the other Quintet pages have one, and a majority of the people on the list have their own page anyway, making their entries redundant. The [[Enablers]] page had at one point also had a list of Chris's enablers, but that list then got split off into [[Other enablers]] to talk about random people associated with Chris that otherwise didn't have enough for a page. I think it'd just be enough to say what a Carpetbagger is, and to just argue against the practice, like we do with the other Quintet entries.[[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 05:49, 23 April 2026 (EDT)

Talk:Carpetbaggers

2026-04-23T09:49:49Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Who is and isn't a Carpetbagger */

== Revival ==

Maybe this article concept should be revived. There should be a space for describing the monetization of Christory by people besides Chris, especially since Chris has commented or otherwise gotten involved with it.

*Should we keep the "Carpetbaggers" name, or call it something else?

*How should it be defined? The prior version of Carpetbaggers defined it as "more successful people in the Chris Chan bubble who attempt to take advantage of Chris' infamy, or the events that surround him, for their own personal gain, typically for selfish, dishonest, or immoral purposes."

*Depending on the definition, topics to cover in a revived article could include [[Dillin Thomas]], [[Geno Samuel]], [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]], [[Praetor]], and [[Winfield Winfield]].

Any thoughts on this? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:17, 26 April 2024 (EDT)

: This sounds like a good idea, and I'm wondering if this new category should also include clout-chasers who are motivated primarily by Internet fame? This could include anyone who inserts themself into Christory, and possibly Christubers such as Gibi, CCDN News, Sonichu Psychology, etc. I think "Carpetbaggers" is a good all-encompassing term. [[User:JinkiesJanke|JinkiesJanke]] ([[User talk:JinkiesJanke|talk]]) 06:01, 27 April 2024 (EDT)

::How would clout-chasing be defined? Like, if someone makes YouTube videos about Chris does that qualify them, or is there another standard for it? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:26, 28 April 2024 (EDT)

::: I've been trying to come up with a good definition for clout-chasing, but the best I've got is "I'll know it when I see it" which is obviously inadequate. Maybe someone can put it into words better if I give some examples:

::: Gibi used to make other videos before he did one on Chris. It got a ton of hits, so he switched to exclusively being a Christuber. His motivation seems to be getting the views, and he's using Chris's notoriety to do it. So I would count him as a clout-chaser.

::: Sonichu Psychology also seems to be doing it for attention. Despite claiming to be a certified mental health professional, he's apparently fine with diagnosing someone based on their Internet behavior and using that to build an audience. He also claims to have interviewed trolls (Bluespike, Idea Guys) but refuses to provide any proof, billing himself as a source of inside information you can't get anywhere else.

::: On the other hand, Smokey McC started out as a Chris-centric channel but later expanded into other lolcows. He comes across as someone who just enjoys talking about these strange individuals. This isn't really any different than a CWCki editor or someone who posts about Chris in a forum, he's just using YouTube as his platform. So I would not count him as a clout-chaser... even though he recently landed sponsors.

::: I guess the main factor to consider is how the YouTuber comes across. Are they merely interested in reporting on Chris's activities, or do they seem to want to be a part of Christory itself, to the point where they seek out attention in some way beyond the simple act of making Chris-related content?

::: My thoughts, no one else has to agree. This is just a jumping off point for discussion.

::: [[User:JinkiesJanke|JinkiesJanke]] ([[User talk:JinkiesJanke|talk]]) 14:30, 4 May 2024 (EDT)
== Other ==

This should probably be included as well. [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:00, 4 May 2024 (EDT)

:Also https://x.com/BitchAssBowie/status/1799594576405282826 ([https://archive.fo/S1HA5 archive]) and Luke from [[Pennsylvania Trip]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:59, 10 June 2024 (EDT)

== Keffals ==
I don't know about you, but after reading the stuff about Keffals' whole "Christory Tax", where people have to pay '''''over a hundred thousand dollars''''' for an unedited interview with Chris, I can't help but think she should have some degree of mentioning on here. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 23:38, 8 February 2025 (EST)
:I think Keffals was joking with that. It's an over-the-top amount that doesn't make sense ($100k per month), and it's a reference to the controversial $100k that Keffals got from an old fundraiser. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:42, 9 February 2025 (EST)

== Other Carpetbaggers Page? ==
I think that this page should primarily cover the practice of carpetbagging itself, and give reasons against it, much like the other quintet pages. The people listed in this page can probably go in a "other carpetbaggers" page in the same vein enablers have an "[[Other enablers]]" page. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:38, 9 February 2025 (EST)

:I'm not sure there are enough misc carpetbaggers, those without a dedicated article, for splitting this article. Maybe the reasons stuff can be added first, and we can see how much page space that takes up. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:09, 10 February 2025 (EST)

==Expanding Upon the Definition of the Term==
After thinking a bit about [[Talk:Unholy Quintet#Proposed Sixth Entry|my proposal]], I figured it would be a better idea to merge that idea into this, basically to expand upon the definition of the term "Carpetbagger". One way that people can profit off of Chris's infamy unscrupulously, outside of doing so monetarily, is by intentionally stirring up drama for the sake of garnering clout.

Perhaps we could do what we had done with the other Quintet entries and create subcategories of Carpetbaggers, one being those that create a business off of him, and another who purposefully spreads rumors.[[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 09:44, 19 February 2025 (EST)
:It makes the definition of carpetbagger way too broad. Just call clout chasers Drama-Whores. [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 13:01, 20 February 2025 (EST)

::It doesn't make the definition too broad at all. The definition is already "people who exploit Chris's own infamy for personal gain," regardless of whether or not that's for money or attention. The article so far may have focused mainly on the former, but we can definitely add the latter, it still works fine as is. There's no need to make an entirely different category that has essentially the same definition but with different outcomes. Plus, there's definitely existing overlap between those who exploit Chris in both ways. Wouldn't it be more efficient to put people like that under the same banner rather than unnecessarily duplicate them? [[User:Anaxis|Anaxis]] ([[User talk:Anaxis|talk]]) 01:57, 21 February 2025 (EST)
::: I think that splitting people who want to cause drama vs people who want money would be a good change. Money and fame are of a very different nature and usually people seeking just money (Praetor, Geno) have better outcomes than people who just want to cause drama (Bella, Naught, Xela). [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 09:17, 21 February 2025 (EST)
:::: The way I'd propose going about this would be to take the examples from the Drama Whores page, moving them here, and then adding a section about "Types of Carpetbaggers", which would include "Grifters" (Geno, Praetor), and the aforementioned "Drama Whores" (Bella, Naught, Xela, etc.) [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 10:44, 21 February 2025 (EST)

:::::I think migrating the existing content from the new page to here and combining them together under the Carpetbagger name is a good idea. Differentiating the types of carpetbaggers that exist is fine too. However, on a personal note, I don't really like the term "Drama Whores." It's unnecessarily crass and juvenile, and sounds like something Chris would say as an insult. I think it's fine to just call them Clout Chasers. Or maybe Attention-Seekers? I'm open to more suggestions. [[User:Anaxis|Anaxis]] ([[User talk:Anaxis|talk]]) 03:44, 22 February 2025 (EST)
:::::I like Clout Chasers. Also, maybe we should keep this discussion open for a few days before committing in case other editors want to comment. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:07, 22 February 2025 (EST)

::::::My vote is to combine them on the same page, with separate lists for each, and use "Clout Chasers" for the second group. [[User:JinkiesJanke|JinkiesJanke]] ([[User talk:JinkiesJanke|talk]]) 08:50, 22 February 2025 (EST)

== Grifters ==

I dunno, is Grifters an accurate term? I think that usually means people who swindle others. That fits Luke well, not sure about the rest. Someone suggested Exploiters instead. Anyone have other ideas? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:35, 4 March 2025 (EST)
:Since this is about monetary exploitation, maybe "Swindler" can work better? I think "exploiters" is a bit too broad for what the term refers to, as that's basically what the term "carpetbagging" as a whole refers to. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 10:41, 4 March 2025 (EST)
::I mean, a swindler is someone who deceives others and I think Luke might be the only one who crosses that line. What if we just use "For money"/"For clout" instead of "Grifters"/"Clout Chasers"? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:11, 5 March 2025 (EST)
:::If we do this, how do we approach the other Quintet entries with sub-types? [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 22:29, 5 March 2025 (EST)

== Proposed New Sub-Type ==

This is sort of based on [[User:BaboonRancher23|Goblin Fairy]]'s idea about [[Talk:Drama Whores|Drama Whores]], but I propose we create a new sub-type of Carpetbaggers, "Pot Stirrers". These are the types of people that purposefully create and spread rumors about Chris or his orbiters for some ulterior goal. We can keep "Clout Chasers", though I think we'd have to reduce those to just people who try to boost their platform by associating with Chris. The people that could go in this sub-category include [[Xela]], [[Naught]], [[MKRNightVee]], [[AquaDiamond8]], and possibly [[Spooky Bones]]. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 10:43, 20 June 2025 (EDT)

== Edmund ==

Do we have enough to split Edmund to a page? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:13, 30 January 2026 (EST)

I think so. [[User:Ayumu Kasuga|Ayumu Kasuga]] ([[User talk:Ayumu Kasuga|talk]]) 21:00, 30 January 2026 (EST)

== Who is and isn't a Carpetbagger ==

TL;DR I think either some people should be removed from the list or ''a lot'' more people need to be added.

I don't think ProjectSNT or Rex Rowan Nabors count as carpetbaggers. Courtney's actively tried to avoid drama, and has refused to respond to Chris, so it's hard to say she's intentionally stirring up drama. She's listed for the crime of daring to make Chris videos while having a Patreon, but she does also make a lot of non-Chris content, in fact it's the majority of her channel. The videos she made weren't even drama videos, they were just fanart videos. I honestly don't know why she's called a CBer when Pewdiepie isn't. Pewdiepie made a Chris video, and he makes way more money off of YouTube than SNT does. Honestly, most of the [[Chris in the media]] creators also count as CBers by the metrics we count SNT as. Fredrick Knudsen? Opie and Anthony? Tucker Carlson? They all made money off of talking about Chris. Personally, Courtney strikes me as being closer to a DrWolf, a content creator Chris just so happened to get obsessed with, as opposed to being a Gibi or a Dillon Thomas.

As for Guwange, I think that just counts as a fan project, especially since he didn't profit off the album, he donated it to charity. He also didn't attempt to contact Chris, and Chris didn't even find out about it until years later. If Trollsta's Paradise counts as CBing, do all fanart/projects count as CBing, since in theory they're all doing it for attention? The Adult Chronicles fangame? Rosechu's Story? Don't forget ''we'' [[Fanart|actively]] [[CWCki:Artist Commune|encourage fanart]]. Frankly, I think that Nabors's inclusion is just HTL trying to sully the reputation of what had previously been a well received album. [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 8:07, 22 April 2026
:Carpetbaggers are described in the article. They are people who exploit Chris's own infamy for personal gain, typically for money. Simply creating content off of him, doesn't make one a carpetbagger. All of these people who are on the list one way or another exploited Chris for their own benefit. People like PewDiePie don't make the list because all he did was make a YouTube video. Geno Samuel wasn't on the list for making his documentary. He is now on the list for exploiting Chris to sell merch. Same way with Courtney, she exploited Chris to gain money through her Patreon. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 08:17, 22 April 2026 (EDT)
:: I think Courtney just made a video on Chris and just happened to have a Patreon for her general channel. Pewdiepie also made money off of his Chris video, why isn't he a carpetbagger? [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 11:04, 22 April 2026
::: Check this out. [[:File:Patreon ProjectSNT mentions Sonichu.png]] [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 11:15, 22 April 2026 (EDT)
:::: Again, Pewdiepie also made money off his video too, I don't know what's worse about having a Patreon over YouTube monetization. Fredrik Knudsen also has a Patreon and has a Chris video. I still think "exploit" is too harsh a term to describe what Courtney did. She just made fanart for fun, and never intended Chris to become aware of it. If she "exploited" Chris, so did Pewdiepie, Fredrik Knudsen, Opie and Anthony, Failosophy, and Fox News because they all made money off of talking about him. [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 11:36, 22 April 2026
::::: I think you are applying the term a bit too broadly. There is a difference between simple commentary on Chris that happens to be monetized through normal platform revenue such as ads. And creators who build monetization mechanisms specifically tied to Chris content such as selling merch, collaborating with Chris, Patreon tiers, etc. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 14:40, 22 April 2026 (EDT)
:::::: I think ''you're'' the one applying the term too broadly. I think ads and a Patreon are functionally identical - they're ways to make money off your content - just Patreon's through an external service. I also think intent should be factored into whether or not someone gets called a CB, and I don't think Courtney was intending to be exploitative in the way that, say, Ethan Ralph was. I think her intentions were closer to someone like Trickie or Maple, just trying to share her fanart, and I think we're unfairly condemning her. [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 20:30, 22 April 2026
::::::: We aren't condemning people here. We are just making a list of verified carpetbaggers, and making points on why not to carpetbag. I view this list as very neutral. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 20:55, 22 April 2026 (EDT)
:::::::: No, it's not neutral. Words like "exploited" are inherently loaded and imply deliberate malice. If it were truly neutral, we wouldn't be telling people not to do it. And I'm telling you that I don't think what Courtney did should be considered carpetbagging. [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 21:09, 22 April 2026
:Rex took advantage of Chris's infamy by making the album cover, using his name, and then giving people the option to pay for the cover, while avoiding any input from Chris. Money and self-promotion are involved even though he claimed to want to send any profit to a charity of his own choosing. He also suggested he would be open to collaborating with Chris. So I think that altogether goes beyond a simple fan project. As for Courtney, she also went beyond fan projects by making multiple posts on her Patreon promoting the redesigning. It wasn't even a one-off thing, she redesigned Sonichu and Rosechu, it got a reaction from Chris, then a year later she did redesigns of the Chaotic Combo. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:25, 22 April 2026 (EDT)
:: I don't get the damned if you do damned if you don't attitude when it comes to collabing with Chris. Rex is a CB because he didn't ask for Chris's permission. People like Edmund are on the list because they did. And by the logic you include Courtney, Pewdiepie should also be a CB: he mentioned Chris in a video, it got a reaction from Chris, then he made a whole video on him. And neither of you have been able to convince me why having a Patreon is any more scummy than using an ad service. [[User:saltwatertaffy|Salt Water Taffy]] ([[User talk:saltwatertaffy|talk]]) 4:34, 23 April 2026
:Now that this discussion has been sparked, I don't know if having a list of contenders on this page is that bright of an idea in the first place, seeing how none of the other Quintet pages have one, and a majority of the people on the list have their own page anyway, making their entries redundant. The [[Enablers]] page had at one point also had a list of Chris's enablers, but that list then got split off into [[Other Enablers]] to talk about random people associated with Chris that otherwise didn't have enough for a page. I think it'd just be enough to say what a Carpetbagger is, and to just argue against the practice, like we do with the other Quintet entries.[[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 05:49, 23 April 2026 (EDT)

Chris and introspection

2026-04-18T23:43:29Z

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{{Incomplete|Complete sections on Self-Awareness, Perseveration, and Self-Projection}}
{{Quote|I have been slowly but surely mentally, and emotionally, and spiritually- [flips over the Sonichu medallion] been maturing. [dramatic sigh]|Chris.<ref>[[Grounded Deep Response]]</ref>}}

'''Introspection''' involves the examination of one's own inner workings and past actions, typically to make more well-informed decisions in the future.<ref>{{w|Introspection}}</ref> Possibly as a result of his [[autism]], which affects how he perceives how his actions affects others, combined with his inflated ego, Chris has been noted for lacking the ability to do any sort of true reflection upon himself or to take accountability his actions. Chris then winds up making the same mistakes and blunders over and over and over again, and Christory is doomed to repeat itself.

Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]], never once thinking that his behavior might be the problem. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS|entire male population]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkop|police]], [[Manajerks|store managers]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Jerkop|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]]. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

==Self-Awareness and Self-Knowledge==
{{Main|Redemption Arc}}
Part of one's understanding of themselves is the awareness of their character, thoughts, and actions, and how they affect other people. Chris is noted for his utterly [[Chris and his ego|warped image of himself]], also being highly sensitive to how other people see him to the point where [[Affirmations List|he sometimes focuses on "positives" about himself]] and expects everyone around him to do the same.

Also, because he is accustomed to seeing himself as a helpless innocent victim of others' cruelty (for "reasons" that amount to imaginary desires on others' part to aggrieve him simply for the sake of it), he at best virtually or at worst flat out doesn't acknowledge that something he did caused the conflict in the first place. For example, when Chris refused to accept being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], he ''barely'' admitted to doing something negative (i.e. [[100 2261.MOV|shouting from stress]] and [[Jackie E-mails#Chris hates authority|writing an insulting message to the store's manager]]) that got himself shown the door while [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|other accounts]] revealed that Chris was openly hostile, bigoted and generally obnoxious to fellow patrons and card game players.

==Self-Hatred==
{{See also|Chris and remorse}}
Chris has a tendency to express regret towards past happenings in his life, to the point of seeing his past, "Classic" self in a very negative light. However, when (much less if) he tries expressing remorse, it comes across as hollow and insincere, especially given Chris obviously wants to appease whoever he has upset and/or gain something desired in return over trying to better himself and avoid repeating the same mistakes.

Furthermore, Chris tends to focus on or contrive reasons why something went wrong that differ from what happened and what he should ''actually'' be apologizing for, such as when Chris believed [[Megan Schroeder]] [[Megan emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|misunderstood the sexual act he depicted]] (rather than being disgusted that she was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|featured in pornographic artwork without her consent]]) or that he owed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] an apology just for depicting her as a villain in his comics, without acknowledging that he both flouted campus rules ''and'' foolishly put her on the receiving end of aggression (in that order).

==Victim Complex==
Chris is known for portraying himself as a sort of perpetual victim, always being wronged by someone.

Due to her tremendous influence on the CWCSphere, the Kiwi Farms user [[Spooky Bones]] was able to spread many, many rumors about [[Isabella Loretta Janke]], the person who intended to leak the [[Incest call]] anonymously. As a result of the leaking of the call putting Chris in jail, Spooky's claims about Bella; along with the overwhelmingly negative reception she's received due to her online activities; had made it easier for him to turn Bella into a scapegoat, and avoid taking responsibility for his crime.

==Self-Projection==
{{Main|Chris and hypocrisy}}

==Stance on Being Transgender==
Chris considers being [[transgender|trans]] as being one of the most introspective moments of his life.

==See Also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Chris and his ego]]
*[[Chris and mental healthcare]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]
*[[Enablers]] - People who allow Chris to avoid introspection.
*[[Meditation]]
*[[Redemption Arc]]

{{References}}
{{Chris and}}

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CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You

2026-04-05T15:39:38Z

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'''CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You''' is a video published to [[Chris]]'s [[YouTube]] channel on 4 [[April 2026]].