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CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You

2026-04-05T15:39:38Z

PsychoNerd054:

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'''CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You''' is a video published to [[Chris]]'s [[YouTube]] channel on 4 [[April 2026]].

Chris and remorse

2026-04-03T23:56:12Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Index of Chris's apologies */

{{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT]]|[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations]]|[[Grounded Deep Response]]}}

{{Quote|Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.|[[Chris]], after making a public apology on [[Facebook]].}}

{{Quote|He's malicious! He... he knows that doing these things are wrong, and he doesn't care! Because if he gets away with it, that's all that matters!|[[Null]], recounting a revelation that he had about Chris during their final interaction.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K7uT8</ref>}}

[[File: Apology.jpg|thumb|Chris's long awaited apology to [[Reldnahc]]]]

Every so often, one of [[Chris]]'s [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|less]] [[Twin Falling Towers|flattering]] deeds catches up with him, and he is forced to apologize. These apologies, like most of the other times Chris tries to come off as emotional, often feel very forced and insincere, leading many [[trolls]] to wonder if Chris is even capable of feeling '''remorse'''.

Time and time again he's shown himself unable to understand others' feelings of [[Chris and death|loss or sadness]], as well as how his own actions might hurt or anger them. Additionally, Chris is also shown to be incapable of recognizing or empathizing emotional experiences of others, being affected by them, and being able to respond with an appropriate emotion due to his [[narcissism]].

When he is expected to show remorse, it often seems as though he is just going through the motions, making the absolute minimum effort to get whoever he has upset to stop pestering him, so he can go back to his oblivious existence playing [[PlayStation 3]].

==Concept of wrongdoing==

Developing an understanding of right and wrong is an important part of a child's development. Very young children don't take into consideration what is ethically the right or wrong thing to do. They base their actions on whether they are punished or rewarded before they eventually internalize a consistent value system and learn to police their own behavior. Chris seems to be stuck in the former, childlike state. If something makes him feel bad, or if experience tells him he'll get in trouble for doing something, it must be wrong. If it makes him feel good or looks like it could have potential rewards, it must be right. Other considerations, such as what his [[Chris and religion|supposed faith]] proscribes or how this will affect others, simply do not rank.

An excellent example would be how Chris managed to destroy his relationship with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Chris was at war with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], who were, among other things, calling him [[Homos|gay]]. In an attempt to disprove their allegations, Chris uploaded [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a certain image]] to the website, apparently under the belief that that sort of information overload would get them to shut up. When the denizens of ED assumed the image was of Crystal, Chris was quick to correct them. At no point did he even consider Megan's feelings. When she [[Megan emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|called him out]], Chris didn't realize he had done anything wrong and assumed she was upset simply because she didn't watch enough [[Chris and sex|porn]].

{{Quote|I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of [[Chris and English|outtercourse]] (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry.|Chris, [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|not getting it at all]].}}

As such, Chris isn't really capable of remorse or a sincere apology. The natural precursor to an apology is the internal realization that one has done something wrong, a realization that Chris's childish, self-centered mindset will not allow him to reach. In his mind, he's done something "wrong" only when the people around him react negatively. Furthermore, as a rule, he assumes that their reaction is just the result of some misunderstanding, reasoning that if he was just given the chance to explain what he was trying to accomplish, they would understand, and all would be forgiven.

Judging by [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|his plea for a hobby store's manager to "forgive and forget"]], it's very likely that Chris still operates on kindergartener-level moral philosophy in that he expects recipients of his apologies to immediately retract their disapproval and let him off the hook (which he might have experienced since it's a common scenario with smaller children and authority figures) despite being a grown adult, not realizing such a thing no longer applies to social situations after a certain point. Given his track record for [[Chris and his ego|selfishness]], [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|issues with growing up]], and [[Sonic Boom Protests|resistance to change]], that would come as no surprise.

Moreover, Chris doesn't seem to understand that the purpose of an apology is essentially a promise not to repeat whichever negative behavior led to recompense in the first place, instead seemingly interpreting it as [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3#Summary|a magic phrase to clear his slate]] so he can continue his self-serving endeavors unimpeded.

==Motivation to apologize==
[[Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|thumb|TL;DR: I'm sorry, now give me money.]]
As explained above, Chris's logic when it comes to matters of right and wrong is almost wholly reactionary. His rationale for apologizing follows the same pattern. He issues them only when made fully aware that he won't get what he wants unless he at least tries to appear genuinely remorseful.

Every apology Chris has ever made can be immediately connected to something Chris wants, and thinks he'll get if he says the magic words "I'm sorry". We almost never have to guess what that thing might be, he almost always mentions his desired goal in the same paragraph, sometimes even in the next sentence.
{{Quote|I wish to apologize to [[Michael Snyder]] for that mistake I made over nine months ago that got me kicked out of The GAMe PLACe... I miss my Friday nights over there… and also... y’all are the only place in town that has, uh, Eye of Judgment cards.|Chris, [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apologizing in order to buy stuff]].}}
{{Quote|I apologize for the past unformalities[sic] and emotional outbursts in past communications... I ask for 25% of all money... you have and will have made from all [the [[audiobooks]]] you have put together and sold.|Chris, apologizing for sending [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] a fucking [[Death threats|death threat]] ... [[Chris and reality|so that she'll pay him]].}}
[[File:154-ApologyLetter.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
Because Chris's apologies spring from this simplistic cause-and-effect mentality, things tend to get interesting when whoever he's issuing them to tells him that all is not well and that he is not forgiven. In [[I am Alive|one notable case]], he admitted to ungentlemanly conduct regarding his feud with [[Asperchu]]. It was a fairly obvious attempt to get [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia advertisements|certain ads removed from the CWCipedia]], but, notably, he announced his intention to kill off the character of [[Simonla Rosechu]], in accordance with [[Evan|her creator's]] wishes. He didn't act quickly enough, and CWCipedia was taken down from the web altogether. Although his anger was understandable, Chris revealed in [[9 February 2010|his next video]] that he had never intended to kill Simonla in the first place, and that the apology was not TRUE and HONEST. We had all suspected as much, but it's nice to get a confirmation once in a while. After CWCipedia returned, he did indeed kill Simonla, but only under pressure, and in the most contrived, dull, yet very lulzy way possible.

The one apology that arguably highlights Chris's insincerity the most is his in-comic apology to the Asperpedia Four, which takes place ''while [[Chris and hypocrisy#"I would have them ESS-acuted!" — Capital Punishment|condemning them to death]]''. The cognitive dissonance this creates would be overwhelming to any sane person, but [[Autism|for some reason]], Chris thought that this ludicrous non-apologetic apology was both okay and that the recipients would accept it as genuine. In that very same issue, in fact, Chris at one point sheds a tear after sealing up the populated [[4-cent garbage.com]] building and destroying it. You know, because faking remorse with crocodile tears ''totally'' justifies mass murder.

Chris's insincerity can also be seen in Chris's misadventures with [[The Wallflower]]. When the shit hit the fan and she cut off all ties with him, he made his usual [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pathetic display of sorrow]], making it very clear in the process that he had only wanted her for [[sex]]. When his apology failed to work as planned, Chris became very angry and spiteful, and started [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|demanding that she apologize for hurting ''his'' feelings]].

Another came from his apology note on his [[Facebook]] discovered in [[October 2012]]. In it, he seemingly came to the realization that he had massively messed up, that about as many laughs had been gotten from him as possible and that he was sorry for it all happening. Surprisingly, it was a very well-written, unselfish apology that would seem somewhat convincing - right until he demanded that all instances of trolling and [[CWCki|websites]] [[CWCki Forums|dedicated]] [[/cwc/|to]] [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|him]] be stopped and removed, and there was absolutely no mention made of him making any attempt to straighten up. All he wanted was all the bad stuff about him removed so he can feel better about himself. Had he not included that, people might have actually taken him seriously, but, [[nudes|as]] [[28 October 2011|usual]], he had to fuck himself over.
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==Common traits of a CWC apology==

===Explanation===
One recurring element in Chris's admissions of guilt is an explanation of why he did whatever he's apologizing for. The way these speeches are worded often indicates that Chris believes that if we just understood his intentions, we would all agree with him and that nobody would be offended.

A famous example appears in the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]] video. Chris explains that yes, he videotaped himself performing a selection of disturbing sex acts, but it was all for his sweetheart [[Ivy]], and this evidently renders his actions understandable and acceptable. Supposedly speaking to a young child who was deeply disturbed by his behavior, he tells her that his behavior was perfectly reasonable because he is both an adult and human. This combination of warped logic and an even more warped worldview was a crucial component of his breakthrough into mainstream infamy.

Another good example would be the time he [[Twin Falling Towers|used the worst terrorist attack in American history for an exceedingly bad joke]]. After learning that [[Kacey]] came from a military family, Chris did what was expected of him and made a [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|public apology]]. However, he was more concerned with continuing to slander [[Clyde Cash]] and assuring us he was a [[United States of America|good American]] (although he didn't know the words to his own national anthem)<ref>[[Mumble 7#summary|Mumble Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref> than with actually expressing remorse and making an attempt at recompense.
[[Image:SnuffOutClyde.jpg|thumb|This looks like a good idea.]]
{{Quote|The joke was mainly directed to how WEAK Clyde Cash was only, I had no idea or intention of offending anyone, other than Clyde, on such a massive world-wide level.|[[Apology_for_9/11_Joke#Apology_image_text|Chris's written apology]].}}

Within the same video, he changed the photoshop he'd done of the World Trade Center towers into birthday candles. That he saw no problem in presenting an image of the two buildings on fire and repeatedly calling them weak while he asserted that he was a good American proves that he [[Slow-in-the-mind|completely missed the point]] of what he was supposed to be apologizing for. He was far more concerned with sullying Clyde's name than with any blowback or offense his comments might have caused.

In at least one case, though, Chris came up with a nonsensical reason related to [[CWCville|his fictional universe]] for something he did wrong [[Chris and reality|as though it would be easily understood by anyone else as truth]]. Specifically, when Chris attempted reparations with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he explained that by slandering the "real" Mary Lee Walsh via comic villain counterpart, he allowed an evil witch to soil her reputation and that by retconning the "evil" Mary as Slaweel with her being portrayed getting arrested, he expected the "good/real" Mary would accept this so-called "apology" with only a happy ending as a result (not once admitting to violating campus regulations ''countless times'', let alone personally attacking her when she tried to hash things out with him in her office).

===Rationalization===

Chris is incredibly self-righteous. In his mind he is the only decent man left in the world, and everybody else is a stupid, evil [[JERKS|JERK]] whose sole mission in life is to cockblock him because he is [[Autism|special]], and furthermore out of jealousy for his [[Chris and his Ego|many]] [[Chris and reality|"successes"]] in life. This mindset gives Chris all the justification he needs to mistreat others, because as far as he's concerned they're all the bad guys, standing in the way of his [[Love Quest|heroic quest]].

This "Everything I do is right" mindset shows through when he is forced to talk about his prior transgressions. Chris might offer a half-assed apology, simply to conform to the wishes of whoever he's talking to, but it will often be accompanied by a long explanation as to why he ''had'' to do it.

{{Quote|I was wrong... I pretended to be him yet he was the liar. I'm the real deal... So on that one part I was wrong for the right reasons.|Chris, [[I Love You Kacey|almost admitting wrongdoing]].}}

He exhibited this self-righteous attitude many times in the [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] saga: because he is the TRUE and HONEST Christian, this gave him the right to [[For Kacey from CWC|attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend by]] [[Kacey Phone Call|pretending to be him]], and then [[SHE IS MINE NOW|gloat about it once he apparently achieved his aim]]. Once again, Chris saw no wrong in this. Since Liquid wronged him by trolling him in the first place, anything he did in response was entirely justified.

Though as it would later turn out, [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is not the only culprit behind Chris rationalizing deeds he should be apologetic for.

For a more recent example, Chris (in the throes of declining mental health) justified himself initiating his affair with Barb by arguing [[Jail Communications|in statements he wrote following his arrest]] that he did it as a form of divine intervention to "purify" his elderly mother of her sins. To pour salt on an open gash, he eventually flat out ''denied'' that his "Soul-Bonding" was ever sexual in nature ([[Incest Call|despite earlier admissions to sexual conduct with his mom existing]]), once again proving that Chris doesn't truly feel remorse for any wrongdoing he commits.

==="Maturing"===

{{quote| I Have Matured.|Chris's catchphrase}}

Ever since the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]], Chris had the tendency to claim that he has not only learned his lesson but that he has also "[[Adult Chronicles|matured]]". More than anything, Chris uses this as an excuse to avoid any kind of responsibility or backlash from trolls, who understandably view him as childish for many of his interests and actions.

==Retraction==

Chris, believing that his actions are always right, nearly always has to be pressured into making any form of apology at all. Most, if not all, of his apology messages, are motivated by the people he [[Fuck Quest|physically desires]] (be they obvious troll or otherwise) or [[Asperchu|desires to appease]], rather than the public outcry he causes, and certainly not by any true sense of guilt. His retraction of an apology is often redundant because nobody believed he was truly remorseful in the first place, and just as hollow as the apology itself, in that Chris is quite happy to lie to [[Chris and his Ego|save face]] or to gain [[china|something he wants]]. For instance, Chris '''finally''' [[02 March 2010|'sincerely' apologized to Alec and Mao]] for his actions towards them on 2 March 2010. However, only a month later, on 8 April, he was talking to [[Jackie_E-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents|Jackie]] and, in an attempt to gain sympathy from her, claimed that Alec was "trying to one-up [him] for months now".

When trolls hacked his PSN accounts, Chris made [[a near public apology]]. A blatant attempt to get his PSN account back, the apology was, of course, chock full of lies and insincerity.

One of his favorite ways to smite his [[Clyde Cash|invisible internet enemies]] and [[jerkop|real-life foes alike]] is to lay a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] upon them; thinking that he has powers akin to something more along the lines of Wicca, Voodoo, or Goku from [[Dragon Ball Z|DBZ]] than with the [[Chris and religion|Christianity]] he supposedly practices. He only issued the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]] after [[Kacey|his latest e-girlfriend]] told him that he shouldn't have used the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha in the first place.

Considering that he [[Surfshack Tito (video)|quickly returned]] to his ways of cursing, [[Don't Mess With Me|threatening]], and [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|insulting]] his enemies, the sentiment obviously didn't stick.

==Shifting blame==

When Chris isn't trying to justify the trouble he causes, he usually resorts to blaming others. The most famous example is him blaming [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] for the end of his friendship with [[Megan]], even though it was because of a picture he himself thought up, drew, and then uploaded to his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|article]]. Chris had it literally screamed at him in [[Mumble 3]], but then, as now, he still doesn't know the true reason. The best anyone has ever been able to extract from Chris is that he came on too strong. While technically true, this is a vast understatement that fails to capture the massive amount of fault which lies with Chris (that is to say, all of it).

====The Wallflower====

Chris went to great lengths to keep the knowledge of [[The Wallflower]] away from the slanderous trolls of the Internet. However, he really wanted to credit her in one of his sycophantic Little Big Planet levels. Chris asked Wallflower if she thought it would be safe to credit Wallflower by her FF.net penname. Wallflower agreed as she was unable to find any obvious trails leading from her FF.net account to her Facebook account. Unfortunately for both of them, trolls still managed to find a link between the two accounts within 24 hours of Chris dropping her pen name. After she was linked to the site and promptly horrified by how much of her personal information had been compromised, she politely requested that the article be reworked with her privacy in mind. As much of the information in the original Wallflower article had very little to do with Chris, the request was deemed reasonable and the admins of the CWCki complied.

Frightened and disgusted by what she had found, [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|she broke off all contact with Chris]]. She also clarified to the CWCki admins that they had never dated, never had any kind of relationship beyond casual association, and before her introduction to the CWCki she really didn't know much about him at all. Chris, however, [[Chris and reality|not to be deterred]], proclaimed many times that they had [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)#What had happened|been on several dates]], and [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)#What had happened|"Shared DNA"]], along with enjoying a kiss and massage. Since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (The Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). However, [[Jackie e-mails Part 2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie's_Questionaire_1|Chris had either momentarily forgotten that he had been kissed]], something that would have been a monumental occasion in his life, lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed, or lied to Jackie about ''not'' being kissed (though that is very unlikely). Either way, he still lied about the kiss, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).

In the month following their "breakup", Chris would go on to blame The Wallflower for [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)#What had happened|having an internet presence at all]]. From Chris's perspective, the whole incident was Wallflower's fault for having a Facebook page for trolls to discover in the first place. Chris repeatedly insisted that ''Wallflower'' was the one who needed to apologize to him (as she had okayed the use of her screen name), despite the fact that putting her screen name in the level was his idea in the first place. More than a year after the debacle, Chris [[Calling Out|made it obvious]] that he believes that the person who should apologize to Wallflower is Surfshack Tito rather than himself.

====Forgetting====

Aside from directly shifting the blame by [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], Chris has been frequently known to "forget" important, critical details of his life, typically memories that either make him either look or feel bad. When [[Jackie E-mails|Jackie]] was flirting with him by e-mails and found out about the CWCki, she asked Chris about cheating on [[Ivy]] with [[Vanessa]], the full details of which are documented right [[Ivy|here]]. Chris, of course, claimed flat out that the whole thing was a troll deception and that Jackie shouldn't believe it. When Jackie informed Chris she found a video of him admitting it and confessing, Chris claimed he [[Jackie E-mails 2#Chris "forgot" he cheated on Ivy|"forgot" this "portion"]].

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27th in 2008]], Chris nervously announced he had found his one true sweetheart; [[Chloe]]. Many things immediately leapt out at the trolls as being lies, including his previous announcements on an [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]]. Due to Chris's unreliable short-term memory and inaction on the part of [[trolls]], after the 27 October video Chloe was never mentioned again in a video by Chris. A little more than a year later, in [[Mailbag 13]], rather than simply admit he was lying, Chris claimed "I currently have no recollection of a Chloe", even though she was supposedly the woman he had his first real kiss with.

In [[Mumble 6#On The Transgender Community|Mumble 6]], the troll army called out Chris on his statements regarding transgendered women. Chris claims that he forgot his previous statement, which may or may not be completely honest. In any event, Chris has discovered that (real or otherwise) a faulty memory is a socially acceptable way to dodge probing questions about one's past lies.

== Index of Chris's apologies ==

Below is an abridged list of Chris's various apologies for his many, many misdeeds. Small apologies may have been missed here and there, but these are the big ones.

* When Megan [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|called Chris out on his reprehensible actions]] regarding the porn he drew of her, he first [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris apologizes for something, what could it be?|copy-pasted "Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you."]] fifteen times in an e-mail to her, then [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|went into detail about how a handjob works]], figuring that [[virgin with rage|sexual frustration]] and [[naive|ignorance]] were the root causes of her [[Chris and anger|anger]]. Yeah, about that...
* After Chris was banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], he tried several times to get unbanned. The first was [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|a video where Chris apologies just so he can buy more junk]]. The [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|second]] was where he prepared a script, stashed a camera in his pocket, then walked into The Game Place to confront [[Michael Snyder]], claiming he had changed and apologizing for his actions. After Michael flatly refused to listen and called the cops, Chris berated him and hoped God would forgive him for being so "heartless and cruel". Mike responded "He probably will", and Chris stormed out, but not before calling him a Jew.
* After threatening [[Vivian]]'s life when she made better [[audiobooks]] than he did, Chris apologized to her... then made a demand for a cut of her "profits", the two sentences separated by only a single dot.
* Chris made an [[A near public apology|apology video]] after [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|releasing a series of videos insulting various YouTubers.]] Aside from sounding half-assed and insincere about it, Chris's motivation for doing so was clear: his PSN account was being held hostage by the last YouTuber he had insulted.
* In [[I am Alive]], Chris apologizes for his ungentlemanly conduct in regard to Asperchu. This was a transparent attempt to get the [[homo]] ads removed from the [[CWCipedia]] and his behavior [[9 February 2010|subsequent]] to this apology proved he meant nothing he said in the video.
* In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris apologized to the Asperchu Four ''while simultaneously having them brutally executed'', including having one of them killed by a [[Sandy|toddler]].
* After [[April 16 Fetish Vids|filming himself performing sex acts for Ivy]], Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|apologized for his actions]], supposedly to a [[Ching Chong|young girl]] who had found the footage and was scarred by it. But he structured his apology to state that his behavior was, in fact, completely normal and that she shouldn't feel bad for watching it.
* In [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions]], Chris apologized for cheating on [[Ivy]].
* In 2009, Chris apologized to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]... for slandering her via his fictionalized villainous counterpart using her name (not for his actively defiant and vindictive behavior towards her, mind you). The contradictory nature of the [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcon]] aside, Chris drew up a picture depicting this very act of remorse and even went to the trouble of ''delivering a hand-framed copy to her office'', to which she responded with legal action. [[Mailbag_26#Mary_Lee_Walsh_trolls_IRL|Chris took this as well as you'd expect]].
* After [[Twin Falling Towers|mocking the worst act of terrorism]] in United States history, Chris made a subsequent [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|apology video]]...which featured the Twin Towers as candles on a birthday cake, complete with multiple gouts of flame flying from the top.
* When [[Kacey]] discovered Chris had pretended to be the [[Liquid Chris|other, better Chris]] in order to get a travel visa to [[China]], Chris apologized by way of his video [[I Love You Kacey]], where he claimed he "...was wrong for the right reasons."
* Chris '''finally''' [[02 March 2010|'sincerely' apologized to Alec and Mao]] for his actions towards them on the 2nd of March. However, only a month later on the 8th of April, he was talking to [[Jackie E-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents|Jackie]] and, in an attempt to gain sympathy from her, claimed that Alec was "trying to one-up [him] for months now".
*On 21 [[October 2012]], Chris posted a public [[Facebook]] status [[Facebook#Please forgive me!|apologizing]] for past misdeeds. He immediately asked that all online groups and "individual hatreds" be disbanded.
* On 17 [[December 2014]], [[Apology Letters‎|three letters]] were leaked on the CWCki Forums that Chris wrote to the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], [[Wal-Mart]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Naturally, in each one, he shoehorns in references to [[troll]]s causing [[stress]].
* On 29 [[October 2015]], Chris uploaded a [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|YouTube video]] explaining his apology for his prior homophobia. However, barely 1 minute into the video, he stressed the importance of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] being straight, showing a facet of his old self that hadn't truly disappeared completely.
* On 20 [[December 2020]], Chris was forced to apologize for being accused of stealing mods (which was backed by evidence). Chris, being controlled by Sonichu Prime denounces these claims yet "apologizes" anyway, owing to the issues being due to him still learning about modding and using Blender. He ended the tirade by telling the haters to be grateful and stop badmouthing him.
* On 24 [[September 2021]], in a [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|letter]] dated five days prior, Chris stated that he intended to enact 'repentance' for his crime of stealing 750 dollars from his aging mother's bank account - a crime he attempted to rationalize only moments before by citing his own poor finances and his fears arising from being made temporarily homeless, and for which he attempted to shift blame by claiming that Null had personally betrayed his trust and failed his 'destined test' by alerting others of his act of theft. Not a word was spared for [[Affair with Mother|certain other offenses]], just as recent and even more damning. Chris followed this with an April Fools video about 5 years later, where he sings "[[I've got a fish]].<ref>[[CLog 04012026 - A Confession]]</ref>

==Conclusion==

To Chris, remorse is nothing more than a formality that he must pantomime in order to get what he wants. Chris rarely, if at all, ever feels guilt for something he has said or done and expects either pity and sympathy or for those he hurt to forgive and forget. If you expect that he would ever be sincerely sorry for anything he does without an ulterior motive behind it, you are expecting way too much of him.

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CWC-isms

2026-03-20T02:07:17Z

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{{Protip|Please refrain from using CWC-isms casually when writing articles, as this may make them difficult for newcomers to decipher.}}
One of [[Chris]]'s most notorious features is his strange '''vocabulary''', consisting of a mix of fairly standard words, slang, jargon, and various personal coinages.

Some of these coinages originate from a degree of prudery, likely inherited from his older parents and maintained by his childlike nature. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to [[Honest Content|adult concepts]] directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their [[Butt garments|diapers]] — others, such as "[[tobacky]]" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature.

Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to [[semen]] as "[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|navy]]", because semen sounds like sea men, [[Random-access humor|get it?]] Still others come from Chris's love of manipulating words, especially backwards spellings, {{w|portmanteau}} blends, “verbing” nouns, or liberal use of suffixes like “- ish” or “-er”. Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among [[autism|autistics]] (likely since standard language may seem inefficient to explain their thought processes), and you get his so-called '''CWC-isms'''.

CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.

==Primary categories of CWC-isms==
Nearly all CWC-isms belong to one of the four following classes:
# '''CWC-neologism''' - a ''new'' word or phrase, unknown until ''created by Chris''. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#L|Lovehogs]]'', a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs".
# '''CWC-homonym''' - an ''existing'' word or phrase, to which Chris has given a ''different meaning''. These may be euphemisms, designed to avoid naming (to Chris) offensive things, or else due to Chris confusing an elevated word's meaning. Example: ''[[Duck]]'', for Chris's penis; ''[[CWC-isms#T|telekinesis]]'', used erroneously in place of ''telepathy''.
# '''CWC-archaism''' - an ''obscure'' word or phrase, known in English but seldom used by contemporary Virginians, which Chris has learned somewhere and has ''become characteristic'' for Chris's way of speaking/writing. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#U|Uncouth]]'', a word now rarely used outside the context of formal etiquette, which Chris used to tell people how much of a jerk he perceive they're being to him.
# '''CWC-misspelling''' - only the ''most notable'' of Chris's ''misspellings'', including deliberate re-arrangements: those which are characteristic for Chris's way of writing. Example: ''[[Geinus]]'', what he deems himself to be; ''[[Pmurt]]'' for Donald Trump, 45th and 47th president of the United States. Chris's sporadic, inconsistent use of some [[Catherine|British spellings]] while otherwise using American English can also be considered under this category.



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;12-9
[[Image:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|The cover for Sonichu #12-9|thumb|200px]]

<blockquote>
1. ''(numeral)'' A placeholder for the number thirteen.

<blockquote> ''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism directly. Chris however used it in lists that exceed 12 items.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has shown on a few occasions to dislike the number 13, due to him deeming it an unlucky number. This phenomenon, referred to as [[wikipedia:Triskaidekaphobia|triskaidekaphobia]], is already a popular superstition in American culture, and this is likely where Chris picked it up. His fear of the number has led to some bizarre effects, particularly in his numbering. A famous example of this unusual numbering shtick is in the 13th issue of his Sonichu comics, which he numbered as "Issue #12-9", in which he used an em-dash in the place of a decimal place. The 12-9 itself is meant to represent a value of "almost 13".</blockquote>

;15 minutes
[[File:15 minutes.jpg|thumb|200px|"It takes me fifteen f-yay minutes"]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' [[Masturbation]], the amount of time it takes for Chris.

<blockquote> ''Masturbation takes '''Fifteen LONG, Tiring and Annoying Minutes'''''<ref name=15min>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote> ''Self-masturbation is really arduous and annoying. Another '''15 minutes''' down the drain.''<ref name=15min></ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris coined this phrase in 2021, using it in chats with the [[Watchmen]] and in the [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]].</blockquote>

;[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' The headquarters of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4-Chan]] trolls in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.

<blockquote> ''You will recognize her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of '''4-cent-garbage''' will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Since ED and 4chan were partly responsible for Megan's breakup with him, Chris decided to get payback on the both of them by combining the both of them into an evil corporation in Sonichu, dubbing it "4-cent Garbage".</blockquote>

;7-incher
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A penis which measures seven-inches in length.

<blockquote> ''Good thing we stopped for a pack of condoms; it's too bad the regular-size ones break easily on my '''7-incher'''.''</blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his penis is about 7 inches, which he actually believes is the average length of a penis of an adult male <ref>[[Mailbag 20#Oral doesn't count]]</ref>. Chris has made all kinds of weird euphemisms for just his penis alone such as this one, "ugly growth", and "duck".</blockquote>

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==A==
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;abreast
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' full of; filled with.

<blockquote>''It was not until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was '''abreast''' with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina!''<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and '''abreast''' with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.''<ref>[[May_2015_Facebook_posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses this word when discussing feminine anatomy and lesbian sex, evidently because it includes the word "breast". He fails to realize that "abreast" actually means "adjacent" or "across".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abreast</ref> A possible confusion with the word "abound" or "abundant".</blockquote>

;Adult Swim
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' pornographic or otherwise "NSFW"; containing [[Honest Content|adult content]].

<blockquote>''She still has a great drawing style, even for the '''Adult Swim''' section."<ref>[[CWCSonichu-NightStar2891 DMs]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refers to the Cartoon Network block ''[[Adult Swim]]''. Chris seemed to only consider the "Adult" part of this block's name, and therefore assumed he could use this phrase to describe anything that's "adult" to him. Note that the Cartoon Network block does not feature pornographic content.

</blockquote>

;adulterous
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Of an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult]] and mature nature

<blockquote>''Originally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered '''adulterous'''.''<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: usually used to describe people who [[Ivy|cheat]] on their [[Blanca Weiss|partners]] (i.e. guilty of adultery), Chris only notices the "adult" component of the word.

2. ''(adjective)'' Insult of unclear nature
<blockquote>''Heeeeey, folks! It's me, [[Clyde Cash]]. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an '''adulterous''' foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet!''<ref>[[100 2267]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris simply throws out the insult without a clear understanding of the word. Possibly referring to Clyde taking [[PandaHalo]] from Chris, though this is more aptly described as cuckoldry than adultery. Perhaps influenced by the verb ''adulterate''.

</blockquote>

;among which
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Among other things. Et cetera. Also. Additionally

<blockquote>'''''Among which''' I can project myself to (the Ninja Turtles universe)''<ref>[[Count Dankula#More CWCville (19:55-42:18)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Autism|Uncertain]]. Chris adopted this phrase and began using it heavily in a number of different contexts through-out 2018. Perhaps the clearest example of Chris's over-use of "among which" is the [[Dankula|Count Dankula interview]], where Chris uses the phrase no less than ten times.

</blockquote>

;an' anurr thing
<blockquote>
1. ''(Phrase, transitionary)'' Signifies that Chris wishes to make another point about a subject he is discussing, and that he wishes he were Peter Falk.

<blockquote>''An' anurr thing...CHRIS. Your for real- your real name, as I have been told by Kacey, is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that. '''An' anurr thing''', I NAME is NOT IAN! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!!!''<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: a corruption of "and another thing". Used constantly when Chris is angry.

</blockquote>
;[[Anaxis bird]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Signifies that [[Anaxis]] was meant to be a messenger for the information that Chris requested he put in ''A Medium's Guidance''.

<blockquote>
''Perhaps you all may have heard how I came onto this from an '''Anaxis bird'''.''<ref>[[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#"Anaxis Bird"]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: A mangling of the phrase "a little birdie told me", indicating that an anonymous source gave someone a piece of secret information. Because of Chris's misuse of the phrase, the other Watchmen present had come to believe that Anaxis was influencing Chris to write both the [[Affirmations List]] and the [[Lovers Attributes List]].</blockquote>

;[[Anchuent Prophecy|anchuent]]
[[Image:Anch.PNG|right|thumb|Chris and Sonichu amazed by the Anchuent Prophecy]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Describes anything that is archaic in the ''Sonichu'' canon.

<blockquote>
''Well, what's this? I'm havin' an upgrade? Huh! Huh! My- my powers are given me the ability to fly with my wings attached to my head! It's like a w- it's like an add-on! That's optional! Huh! Must have been done by '''Anchuent''' Powers, so awesome I can fly now! Huh!''<ref>[[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially, "anchuent" was taken to be a misspelling of the word "ancient" given Chris's [[Chris and English|poor grasp of the English language]]. Over time, however, it was revealed that "anchuent" was meant to be a portmanteau of the words "ancient" and "Sonichu", adding the "chu" part of "Sonichu" into the word "ancient".<ref>[[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook]]</ref> </blockquote>

;and shit
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' And additional items.

<blockquote>''I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously, tale- the incest fanfics have come true '''and shit'''.''<ref>[[Incest call]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''But, yeah, I did not verbally argue as much growing up, and it took facing the even Toughter Moments since 2000 '''and shit''' for me to actually formulate and speak better self-defenses with what is Truth''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A more profane variant of "and such" (see below). Chris often uses the phrase in unfitting contexts. He may have picked it up from [[Lars]]'s constant usage of the phrase during the 2010 [[Lars Call]].
</blockquote>

;and such
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' And additional items; to add to a list.

<blockquote>''At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera '''and such'''.''<ref>[[CWC Blog|Cwcipedia captain's log, 25 November 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris understands the term's meaning, but uses it superfluously.
</blockquote>

;anthropological
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' human-like, anthropomorphic.

<blockquote>''In dressing myself for the burial work, I saw Snoopy had merged with his '''anthropological''' self-counterpart on the C-197 half of the veil.''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>

;acquisition
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A charge or allegation of wrongdoing.

<blockquote>''NO! MORE! Of those stupid '''acquisition''' messages!''<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A {{w|malapropism|malaprop}} of "accusation".
</blockquote>

;artery

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' art.

<blockquote>''Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of hand '''artery'''.''<ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Not to be confused with the term for blood vessels. Chris doesn't seem to realize "art" is already a noun and doesn't need the suffix, and that "artistry" also exists.
</blockquote>

;as such

<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' In the manner previously described.

<blockquote>''They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me '''as such'''.''<ref name=FatherCall>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris overuses this phrase to the point of self-parody. He's either tacking it on to fill space when he can't think of the next thing to say, or he's peppering it into his language in a feeble attempt to sound intelligent.
</blockquote>

;ass burgers

<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' [[Asperger's Syndrome]]

<blockquote> ''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism directly, as Chris instead alludes to it as "a bad cut of cow meat".</blockquote>

Origin: Since the CWCipedia Saga, Chris has been noted for disliking Asperger's Syndrome, viewing it as something that makes autistic people look bad due to the term vaguely sounding like "ass burgers". Chris has alternatively suggested the term can also sound like "something that can be picked nasally", aka "ass boogers".
</blockquote>

;ass manager
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Either a misspelling or a derogatory term for "assistant manager," based on the abbreviation "ass. manager."

<blockquote>''I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called "Manager" and "Ass Manager" of that particular store.''<ref name=ShitMeetFan>[[December 2014 Facebook Posts#Shit, Meet Fan]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has only used this term once, when referring to the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]. It's unclear if this was a misspelling or [[Manajerk|yet]] [[Jerkop|another]] childish insult based on someone's job title.</blockquote>

;[[Attraction Location|attraction location]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any place Chris may sit to gain the attention of any passing women, only to get promptly kicked out afterward.

<blockquote>''Also, as of early November, I was reemitted into the Fashion Square Shopping Center, and since Mid-December, I totally left the UVA as an '''Attraction Location'''.''<ref name=CurrentDays>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having a very difficult socializing with women, thought that sitting around in a certain place and soliciting himself would be a better alternative. Therefore, it would make sense to him to sit in a location with many people in order to gain the attention of several women.</blockquote>

;attraction time

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The time that is spent at an attraction location

<blockquote>''Then, on my next visit to the mall, I felt seriously depressed about what had happened the other day; it killed my '''attraction time'''''.<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;audio-sonic feeling

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the arousing feeling caused by getting hit by sound waves

<blockquote>''Here is a most '''audio-sonic feeling'''. While at the club last night, the [[Chris and music|music]] was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my rack! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my breasts, almost like my breasts had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing!''<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#Manboob Tunes]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As shown in the quote above, Chris believed that he was sexually aroused when sound waves hit him. In actuality, sound, a vibration,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound</ref> creates pressure. The louder the sound, the more pressure gets created from the wave. Therefore, very loud music should be able to hit Chris given that he's a [[obesity|huge target]], creating that "arousing" feeling, which is actually an alternation between high and low pressures.</blockquote>

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== B ==
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;B-dog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Derogatory epithet for women.

<blockquote>''Then that [[Mary Lee Walsh|'''B-Dog''']] ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Childish censorship of the word "bitch"; bitch also meaning "female dog". [[Bubbles Rosechu]] is implied to say this in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when she shouts "BEEE..!!!" at [[Silvana]].<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_8/Page_95|Issue 8 Pages 94-95}}</ref>
</blockquote>

;bally
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' round; having the texture of a perfectly round ball.

<blockquote>''I've always given her a "'''Bally'''-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.''<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: If one didn't know Chris was referring to his dog, Patti, and that he gives her a "Bally-scratch" on the head, one might conclude that he's fondling someone's genitals. Chris, [[CWC-isms#N|naive]] to how suggestive this sounds, gave this special kind of petting the name "Bally-scratching" because of how stroking her head felt like he was squeezing a rubber ball.</blockquote>

;Be Woman
<blockquote>1. ''(verb phrase)'' Be '''a''' woman.

<blockquote>''I am a Lesbian Transwoman; I am not confused or mentally ill about that; '''I Am Woman.'''''<ref>[[March 2017 tweets#Proud_to_be_a_feminist]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''How Dare You Insult and be so Inconsiderate of Her like that? '''She Is Woman'''; she would Never Revert Back.''<ref>[[NightStar2891_tweets#She_is_woman]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used regularly when Chris asserts his [[Tomgirl|transgender identity]], notable for the consistent lack of a proper article and capitalization of each word in the phrase. Originally only attested in the first person ("I Am Woman"), a post on Chris's [[Miss Night Star]] Twitter sockpuppet account uses the third person ("She Is Woman"). Technically first appears in [[Sonichu 8]] when [[The Incredible Lioness]] attacks [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], as the somewhat cliché musical reference [[wikipedia:I Am Woman|"I am woman, hear me roar!"]], which may have inspired Chris's broader use of the phrase. This could be a reference to the Bhagavad Gita or Oppenheimer ("Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.") [[honor roll|but this is unlikely]].
</blockquote>



;Bigfoot hunts
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The act of taking photos of Chris when you spot him in public.

<blockquote>''I've had it with those sharp bug...Bigfoot hunts posed upon me because ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!<ref>[[C-Log 03182026]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in C-Log 03182026, where Chris complains about sightings of him being posted online, all while inadvertently comparing himself to a big, smelly ape.
</blockquote>

;[[Biological clock|biological clock]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Wikipedia:Circadian Rhythm|circadian rhythm]]

<blockquote>'''I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking '''biological clock''' as well.''<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although technically not used incorrectly in this context, the phrase "biological clock" is used exclusively for women in their child-bearing years. Possibly a confusion with "internal clock".
</blockquote>

;blangry
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' [[Chris and anger|Angry]].

<blockquote>''Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get '''BLANGRY'''! ''<ref>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Given Chris's belief that he has [[Chris and English|mastered the English language]] and his [[speech impediment]], it's likely he meant to say angry.
</blockquote>

;blue-printed
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Skilled in engineering.

<blockquote>''I like many others, was born a foal; to a '''blue-printed''' Pegasus and a country tomboy earth mare.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20171019-235945_01-png.299275/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris portrayed Bob's Pony Counterpart in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] as an engineer, just like the real [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]. Due to Chris's limited vocabulary, Chris knew few words to describe Bob's profession. Derived from the word "blueprints", the plans set for the design of a product. </blockquote>

;[[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Single; particularly used on women.

<blockquote>''Ahh, well, it's been over a year and ten months now since I started my sweetheart-search; I still haven't found a '''boyfriend-free'''-caring-smoke-free-non-alcoholic-white-girl-near-my-age to build a relationship with from the ground up.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris’s mission in life used to be to obtain a girlfriend and have sex. However, every chance he thinks he gets, they already have a boyfriend. This has made Chris “fear” girls who already have boyfriends.</blockquote>

;breaking my balls, busting my balls

<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' Feeling annoyed, teased, and/or nagged by somebody or something.

<blockquote>''Don't do this, you're '''breaking my balls''' here.''<ref name=SHOWDOWN>[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I have gave you the last warning, I gave you the last response, you just '''busted my balls''' again, you're going to jail.''<ref name=SHOWDOWN/></blockquote>

Origin: Originally said by Eric Cartman in an episode of ''[[South Park]]''.
</blockquote>

;Buddha belly
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Excess fat that gives a person a [[obesity|very round appearance]].

<blockquote>''Okay, well, I admit I do have a '''Buddha belly''', but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy.''<ref name=FatherCall/></blockquote>

Origin: "[[Wikipedia:Buddha|Buddha]]" is a title given to several legendary figures in [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhism]]. In this case, Chris is making reference to [[wikipedia:Budai|Budai]], who is often known as "Fat Buddha". Chris presumably picked up the phrase from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "To Love and Die in Dixie".
</blockquote>

;bugbears
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Trolls]], [[weens]], and other Chris-related orbiters who make him miserable.

<blockquote>''Freaking CyberBullies!!!!!!! Real '''Bugbears''', they are!''<ref>[[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although the term was originally defined in the 16th century as 'a cause of obsessive fear, anxiety, or irritation.', it was given another definition centuries later to describe a race of hobgoblins [[Wikipedia:Bugbear (Dungeons & Dragons)|made famous]] by ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''. It's widely believed that Chris picked up the term from [[My Little Pony]]: Friendship is Magic, which depicted these creatures as literal bear-insect hybrids that are first seen terrorizing the ponies.
</blockquote>

;buh bye bay nose
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' but if anybody knows.

<blockquote>''If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls. But I can't, because I don't know who or where you are. '''Buh bye bay nose''' the whereabouts of the... [[JERKS|jerk]]... and just happens to be nearby... or within the state? Give him a swick kick for me.''<ref>[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A result of Chris’s [[speech impediment]]</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;but during the stone age...
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A rebuttal for something obvious being stated.

<blockquote>''You don’t have to tell me twice! '''But during the stone age...'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to the [[Sonichu 2 Official Videobook|Videobook for Sonichu #2]], the phrase originates from how you need to “tell cavemen twice” over anyone else.</blockquote>

;[[Butt garments|butt garment]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Leaked footage of Chris in a butt garment]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an adult diaper; typically one used to control Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontenence]].

<blockquote>''The doctor corrected that they were liners; he never called them diapers. Neither did Chris- he called them “'''butt garments'''”.''</blockquote>

Origin: To avoid embarrassment from stating that he shits himself constantly, and uses incontinence pads, Chris refers to them as butt garments.
</blockquote>
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== C ==
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;C-Log
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Captain's Log.

<blockquote>'''''C-Log''' February 4th, 2010. First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make.''<ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: For quite some time, Chris has had the habit of abbreviating certain words or phrases that begin with "'''C'''", possibly for [[Chris and his Ego|his name also beginning with "'''C'''"]], as well as to put greater emphasis on the letter C in the words he abbreviates. Other examples of this kind of abbreviation include "C-Mas" and "C-Ville".
</blockquote>

;C-Mas
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Christmas

<blockquote> ''The [[Christmas]] season is upon us, and with that comes the rush for the '''C-Mas''' Turkey, Tree (real or artificial), and of course, the presents. So, Sonichu and the News Dash have some helpful tips to give a better feel of the season to all.<ref>[[Sonichu's_News_Dash#A_Very_Special_Holiday_Chris-chan]]
</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;C Ville (or C-Ville)
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' [[Charlottesville, VA]].

<blockquote>''Look, you're going to back in '''C-Ville''' tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting?''<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Generic term for any city whose name fits the pattern of beginning with "C" and ending with "ville," e.g., [[CWCville]], Charlottesville, etc.

<blockquote>''And when you diss Cwcville you disf- you diss every "'''C Ville'''" within these United States.''<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;[[Captain's Log|Captain's Log]]
[[File:CWCtrek1.png|400px|right|thumb|The Autistic Generation]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The classic opening for a vlog video Chris makes to adress the fanbase, which includes the date of production. Replaced in 2015 with "live from home once again".

<blockquote>'''''Captain's Log'''. Stardate: September... 24th, 2008.''<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: One may come to the conclusion that Chris picked up this phrase from Star Trek, however, Chris is neither a fan of the Star Trek franchise, nor has he seen any clips of the show<ref>[[Mailbag_3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_14]]</ref>. It is more likely that Chris picked up the phrase from cartoons like [[Family Guy]], which references Star Trek, considering how much he watched the show religiously.</blockquote>

;carniverous
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' evil, vengeful.

<blockquote>''On today's show, we will take a close-up look at the '''carniverous''' jerkops.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic5P29.htm</ref></blockquote>Origin: A misspelling of "carnivorous". It is unknown what word Chris meant to use here, but "carnivorous" certainly wasn't it.</blockquote>

;[[china]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Female genitalia

<blockquote>''I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''''<ref>[[CWC's_Second_Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, uncomfortable with directly saying the word "vagina", decided to alter the word to a cutesy, similar-sounding word. Based off of a term for porcelain "china".</blockquote>

;coldest shoulder

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' to rebel.

<blockquote>''Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned '''Coldest Shoulder''' Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred.''<ref>[[April_2012_Facebook_posts]]</ref>

''One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time Manajerks who gives her elders the '''coldest of shoulders'''.''<ref>[[Coffee Place]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the phrase "turning a cold shoulder", a phrase used for the negligence of another person<ref>https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/turn-a-cold-shoulder-to</ref>. </blockquote>

;Come Adore
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A sermon from Chris's religion.
<blockquote>''That's all for now. Be safe and well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Chan Sonichu.

Commodore Come Adore<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Yet another retarded pun from Chris, specifically based on the [[Commodore 64]].
</blockquote>

;[[Comeuppance|comeuppance]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Male orgasm.
<blockquote>''...I feel my '''comeuppance''' and I come into your mouth, my [[semen]] is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. (...) And right after I'd given you my first round, my first '''comeuppance''', you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis...''<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' [[Semen]], usually immediately after ejaculation. ''See also: [[CWC-isms#N|Navy]]''
<blockquote>''Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first dosage of my '''comeuppance'''!''<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses the sexual slang "cum" as a [[For Julie's Eyes Only|verb]] for orgasm, but he may not realize it can also be a noun referring to ejaculate. In his mind, "comeuppance" apparently serves that purpose, viz., "that which has come/cum up."

In the real world, "comeuppance" is an English noun meaning [[Wiktionary:comeuppance|outcome which is justly deserved]] based upon the common verb "come," i.e., the state of coming forward to receive judgment. He is either unaware of the original definition of the word or does not appreciate the irony of telling women he's going to give them comeuppance.

Note that the contexts of the real word and Chris's version are different. When a woman is rebuked, she receives her comeuppance; when a woman gets Chris's hot load in her face, she receives ''his'' "comeuppance."
</blockquote>

;count you(r) blessing(s)
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used as a retort when someone complains about the quality of your work.
<blockquote>It’s an early thing; it will improve later on. Curb your enthusiasm and '''count your blessing.'''</blockquote>
Origin: In [[January 2020]] Chris was seen using the phrase when he was attacked after chimping out about being blocked on social media. Recently people have been questioning the quality of the newest [[medallions]], produced by [[Praetor]]. Chris, perhaps in an attempt to "calm the trolls down'' tells them to '''count their blessings''.</blockquote>

;crash into slumber (or crash and burn)
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To get so sad and [[Chris and stress|stressed out]] that you get tired from exhaustion.

<blockquote>And… the void in my heart that requires a sweetheart is open again, and it hurts. I hope you jerks and trolls who wanted to break us up… are happy… 'cause all you did was make me feel sad and depressed. And you made me '''crash… into slumber'''… a couple of times. And you know, it takes a lot of stress and exhaust… and such… to make a person feel like they're gonna crash and burn… into a whole bunch of s-- into a long slumber… that just basically sleeps o-- that just basically sleeps off the—uh, what's the word I was looking for? I had it. Ugh…<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris famously said that he "crashed into slumber" in the video [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]], where he shows off how depressed and angry he was with his latest tomfoolery at the time. It could be because that one of Chris's main methods of coping with his stress is to sleep it off, and tried to make it sound hyperbolic by stating that he "crashed" onto the bed, as if he tried to get it done sooner.</blockquote>

;crestfallen
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Sad and disappointed

<blockquote>''I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt '''crestfallen''' greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!''<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#Graduation]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys R Us here, concealed hidden amongst their metal cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and '''crestfall'''. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!''<ref name=ShitMeetFan/></blockquote>

Origin: Another obscure word Chris liked to use a lot, even today. It even got to the point where he tried to put it into a baffling progressive tense "to my dismay and crestfall".</blockquote>

;crooks
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Those who may steal Chris's intellectual property for malicious purposes. ''(pl.)''

<blockquote>''I aways keep my eyes open for '''crooks''' who take my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]]'s name and put it in offensive use!''<ref>''[[:File:116-CWCCop.jpg|116-CWCCop.jpg]]''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' websites, and even words on websites which communicate lies about Chris.

<blockquote>''And that [[ED]] page is one of those crooks. Every page--every word on the discussion page is a '''crook'''.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A finishing move Chris does on his adversaries in order to "curse" them, publicly or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Hmmm...'''Curse-ye-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''''<ref>[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A reference to the Kamehameha energy attack from the [[Dragon Ball]] series, performed in the same way it is in the anime. Chris believes that he possesses [[Chris and reality#Magic|magical powers]]. Typically, these so-called magical powers would be used whenever an enemy gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, since Chris is too afraid to actually fight anyone. Therefore, he will rely on this magical power in order to gain control of whoever is giving him trouble.</blockquote>

;CWC-sense
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The ability to sense Chris's presence.

<blockquote> ''Seriously though, awesome timing coming in, just as we, and Chris, had just finished writing the lyrics...was your '''CWC-sense''' tingling?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

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== D ==
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;D.A.
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Unexplained, presumably a substitution to avoid the word "dumbass." Most likely ''not'' "District Attorney," although equally applicable to [[Marvey Blaziken]].

<blockquote>''You are obviously a troll trying to pick on my nerves; nice try, '''D.A.'''''<ref>[[Mailbag 15]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris intermittently decides to self-censor his profanities for the benefit of younger readers.
</blockquote>

;da
<blockquote>1. ''(article)'' [[Wikipedia:Eye dialect|Eye dialect]] spelling of the word [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the the].

<blockquote>''Y'all know me as [[DJ Jamsta|Jamsta Sonichu]], '''da''' DJ with da power!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], page 43</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris writes "the" as "da" when he intends for his characters (or himself) to sound laid-back and cool. This is most notable with Jamsta Sonichu, who is supposed to sound like a hip radio DJ and/or a [[Chris and Race#Black_people|Jamaican man]]. Chris may intend at times to do the same thing in his verbal communications, although his [[speech impediment]] makes it difficult to tell when he actually means to say "da."
</blockquote>

;Da Update
[[File:Daupdate.jpg|thumb|400px|[[Megan]], comparing Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|attitude]] to [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The latest news.

2. ''(phrase)'' The most recent fail Chris is responsible for.

<blockquote>''Hey, guys! What's '''da update'''?''</blockquote>

Origin: Dialogue used by Chris, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound casual, in the pages of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. As Chris's [[fans]] have searched the Internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest [[Relics of Fail|failure]] Chris has committed." The phrase became legendary when posted above the Chris-chan talk page on [[ED]] (eventually the page was locked, forcing mass migration to the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]).

</blockquote>

;[[Darling|darling]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A potential lover, even one that shows no affection back at you.

<blockquote>''Thank you, Doopie '''Darling'''. :)<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Thanks, darling]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris, so hellbent on being [[Chris and kindness|kind]] to just about any potential sweetheart he met, thinks it's appropriate to refer to women he doesn't know outside of the internet by pet names to sound like he really cares for them, despite it being creepy to most other people. Chris's main justification for using this word on women who don't bond with him is that the actor [[Wikipedia:Tallulah Bankhead|Tallulah Bankhead]] used this word a lot, ignoring the fact that she only did this while on set and was an attractive woman.</blockquote>

;[[Dating education|Dating Education]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' formal education in schools about dating people of the opposite sex.

<blockquote>''Also, in addition, while we also fully support Sexual Education in every high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, '''Dating Education''' classes, because, while Sex Ed is great for the eventual, well-earned intercourse after 3 or more dates, it is vital to learn what to do before that moment. It should be well0taught how to approach and ask one’s member of the opposite gender out for the very first date.''<ref>[[:File:DatingEducation.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The lack of "Dating Education classes" is something that Chris used to complain about all of the time, because he's simply incapable of finding a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]], and that it would be a great advantage for people of his type to learn how to do so. Chris doesn't understand that a key aspect of obtaining a mate is to develop the proper [[Chris and socialization|social skills]], especially those around [[women]], and that it has very little to do with how much sex he has with them.</blockquote>

;dementia
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A synonym for Chris's [[autism]].

<blockquote>''My brain is blank and, I definitely wouldn't have realized. Word of the day, Dementia. The umbrella term for all the mentally wearing down people, I got some dementia okay? So give me time, give me space, alright? And some slack.''<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;detail
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A thing of importance that Chris cannot recall at any given moment.

<blockquote>''I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print '''details''', much less memorize them.''<ref>[[Wikipedia#May 2009 drama]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' Something that Chris does not understand.

<blockquote>''There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including smoking, and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments.'' <ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's ability to retain information is questionable (unless it's about [[Sonichu (comic)|something]] [[Lego|he]] [[Pokémon|obsesses]] [[PS3|over]]). As such, he "misunderstands" and "forgets" a lot of glaringly important things, such as [[Father call|how to live on his own]] and [[Jackie E-mails 2|the fact that he cheated on Ivy]].
</blockquote>

;devotee
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An [[enabler]] of Chris.

<blockquote>''Ah, I believe I have the proper term. Going from "Worshiper", I checked the thesaurus:"'''Devotee'''" in the term sounds better. "Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu"(DoCCS). This is my better educates and thought suggestion." ''<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Believing himself to be a goddess, Chris needed a term to refer to any of his followers. The term was originally "worshiper", but then after a quick thesaurus search, he decided to change the term to "devotees", solely because he thought it sounded smarter. Although technically a synonym of "worshiper", the term "devotee" is more often used in Eastern religions such as Hinduism and Buddhism.
</blockquote>

;Did the do, to do the do
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To have sexual intercourse, likely under deceptive conditions

<blockquote>''[[Lovely Weather|Lovely]] was hot. She mistook me for myself and we went home from work that night, so Lovely and I '''did the do''', and it was awesome!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_2|Issue 10 Page 2}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An even more benign variation of the common euphemism for sex, "doing it". Likely taken from [[Wikipedia:Emission_Impossible|an episode]] of [[Family Guy]].
</blockquote>

;dige
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana

<blockquote>''My name's [[Inos]]... wha' chu up to? I am eclectic on this hedge... high on the hog... you wan' som' of this '''dige''', mon?''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_70|Issue 10 Page 70}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended to be part of a coded reference to "Sonichu, Electric Hedgehog Digimon". It is not known why he changed the reference from "Pokemon" to "Digimon".
</blockquote>

;[[dimension]]
[[File:Chrisminecraft.jpg|right|thumb|In a universe of multiple realities, anything is possible according to Chris.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Either our universe or a fictional one, such as the one in which ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' or ''[[My Little Pony]]'' are set, both held to be equally [[Chris and reality|real]] in Chris's ontology.

<blockquote>''For Our Home World and All other '''Dimensions''', Realities and Worlds; All Of Us! Dance! Dance! Dance!!!''<ref>[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Dumbing down some physicists' hypothetical notion of other physical universes embedded in mathematically higher-dimensional space, which has since seeped into pop culture and thence down to Chris.
</blockquote>

;[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Used as a reference to Chris's fecal incontinence.

<blockquote>''I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF '''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS'''.''<ref>[[IRC_(20_January_2009)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase during an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] after they alleged that Chris has a fondness to wear women's underwear. In order to confirm his straightness, he retorted by admitting the fact that he has "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS". Soon after, due to how humorous the phrase sounded, it became a shorthand for trolls to refer to Chris's fecal incontinence.</blockquote>

;disabled of crafting
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Too apathetic to work

<blockquote>''Since last December with the Lulu.com problems (resolved), that has left me with a bad emotional and mental scar. Leaving me feeling '''disabled of crafting'''...''<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Too lazy to work]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris being defensive when a customer asked how he could be trusted to follow through on an order, when he had failed to send out orders from his Etsy shop, which resulted in his seller account getting closed.
</blockquote>

;dispel
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Reject, turn away

<blockquote>''[T]o dispel me is to discriminate against the LGBTQ community as well.<ref>[[Unban_contracts#GameStop|GameStop unban contract]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misunderstanding of the meaning of the word.</blockquote>

;Dork of Ages
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who deserves scorn for creating an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article on you.

<blockquote>He is the '''Dork of Ages'''. Y'all should be sending every last complaint and hatred towards—rain down upon him. Send him every last email you can. Shower him with as much hate as possible until that Encyclopedia Dramatica page is taken down, [gives a thumbs down] along with him.<ref name=AttentionAll>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used on [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he created Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page. This phrase was [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|taken]] from the American Dad episode "Dungeons and Wagons", where Hayley called Steve the "Dork of Ages" while he played "Dragon Shuffle".</blockquote>

;Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Backstabber.

<blockquote>''You could be a Better, More Supportive Friend, instead of a '''Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic''' with your sweetheart!!!''<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn breaks up with Chris again]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bizarre attempt to turn the title of the Adult Swim cartoon, ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' into an insult.</blockquote>

;[[duck]]
[[Image:BentDuck.jpg|thumb|right|An example of a bent duck]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's penis

<blockquote>''MY '''DUCK''' HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially "duck" was taken to be a typo of "dick" since the "u" and "i" keys are close together. It was later revealed that Chris was using this neologism as an intentional euphemism to refer to his own penis.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

''See also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]]</blockquote>

;dyke

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A vagina.

<blockquote>I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In actuality, the word dyke (or dike) refers to an embankment, wall, or ridge built to control or confine water. It is also a derogatory term for [[lesbian]]s, which is somewhat ironic, given Chris's homophobia at the time.</blockquote>
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== E ==
|-
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;elbow-greased
[[Image:Elbow-Greased Strength.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris gets swole]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Earned from hard work and exercise

<blockquote>''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism. It appears in his [[resume]], where he lists "elbow-greased strength" as one of his "functional skills"''</blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the idiom, "elbow-grease", a figure of speech humorously used for tasks that involve manual labor only. </blockquote>

;[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]''

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the characters found in Sonichu which are hybrids of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] characters and/or Pokemon.

<blockquote>''Since the inspiration and conception of Sonichu, the '''Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon''' on March 17, 2000, I have grown further in his stories, plots and adventures in a series of hand-drawn and computer-edited comic books.''<ref>[[Chris's resume]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Despite the name, a majority of "Electric Hedgehog Pokemon" are neither Pokemon or hedgehogs. This misnomer may come from Chris's original characters being hybrids of two Sonic characters, both of whom are hedgehogs (Sonic and Amy Rose) and two Pokémon (Pikachu and Raichu).</blockquote>

;emotional differences

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A strong disagreement between two people.

<blockquote>''I told you! It was, it was because of, uh, '''emotional differences.'''''<ref>[[Father Call#The Shit Hits the Fan (33:24-39:17)]]</blockquote>

Origin: Chris mentioned that he got terminated from [[Wendy's]] in the [[Father Call]], due to their "emotional differences", possibly meaning that a heated argument between him and his employer ensued.</blockquote>

;empirical
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' resorting to experience to gain knowledge rather than through scientific means.

<blockquote>''So, throw away the book talk; be '''empirical''' and believe what you know is fact'' <ref>[[October 2012 Facebook posts#Empirical]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris attributed the nearly opposite definition of the word to Jeremy Hilary Boob PhD, a character from ''{{w|Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine}}''. Considering this, Chris must have picked up this strange definition from the content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.</blockquote>

;entendre

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Charisma or attraction

<blockquote>''Too much '''entendre'''?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Derived from the phrase "double entendre", a figure of speech used for words or phrases with a double meaning, typically [[Duck|with]] [[Mass Debating|one]] [[China|of]] [[Recycling|them]] [[Pickle|being]] [[Comeuppance|risque]].<ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre</ref> In English, the word "entendre" isn't typically used outside of the phrase itself, but in many other languages like French and Catalan, it is understood to mean "to hear" or "to understand". Chris, thinking he knows everything there is to know about the English language, once again thought he would sound smart by using this obscure word.
</blockquote>
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== F ==
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;F-yay
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' A euphemism for the swear word "fucking".

<blockquote>''For all this time, every single time, [[Mass debating|it takes me fifteen '''f-yay''' minutes]].''<ref>[[Workaholics Anonymous comic]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Seen in the [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]] from [[March 2021]] and again in [[August 2025]].<ref>[[August 2025 social media posts#Decepticlone Punislav... yay]]</ref> The yay comes from Fluttershy's cheer in the [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] episode Sonic Rainboom, which was a popular meme in the brony fanbase.</blockquote>

;[[Fangs|fangs]]
[[File:Showing_Off_Fangs.jpg|thumb|right|200px|How Chris imagined himself when showing off his canines]]
[[File:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|200px|The reality. The red arrows point to Chris's cavities]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's canine teeth.

<blockquote>''They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like '''fangs''' of a vampire, dog or something to me.''<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Your_understanding_me_fukky_.281_January_2009.29]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I'm not afraid to SHOW MY '''FANGS'''!''<ref>[[CWC_Update_8_January_2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes his teeth to be unordinary compared to most other people's teeth, apparently believing canine teeth are some kind of special trait only a selected few people have. Because he believes his canines to be menacing, he gave them the name "fangs". Once in a while, Chris would show off his decaying teeth to scare his enemies. This usually works, although for the wrong reasons.</blockquote>

;faredoo
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection, imperative verb)'' Parting salutation, akin to "goodbye".

<blockquote>''Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you fond...'''faredoo'''. Adieu. Fond farewell adieu...''<ref>[[The MovingFoward videos]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Accidental portmanteau of "farewell" and "adieu".
</blockquote>

;fart-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb and perverted.

<blockquote>Ha Ha! Take THAT, you '''fart-minded''', jerk [[MALE]] among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the comment section of a Stopmotion Lego animation, where a ''Lego'' minifigure is in a sexual relationship with a ''Lego Friends'' minifigure. Throughout this video, the Lego minifigure essentially acts how Chris believes most men do. At the end of the video, the male minifigure proceeds to fart, which disgusts the female minifigure. Also a possible butchering of the phrase "brainfart", which is used to humorously refer to a moment of absentmindedness.</blockquote>

;firstly
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' A word that indicates that Chris is about to tell someone why he's right. Often not followed by an enumerated list of reasons, despite the implication.

<blockquote>'''''Firstly''', Aspergers is NOTHING Similar to Autism; Aspergers pertains to MEMORY, Autism is Social Skills. and I'm High-Functionally Autistic''<ref name=IRC2January09>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Use of "firstly" to begin a list, rather than "first," is a matter of dispute. While both words exist in the dictionary, "Firstly" has fallen out of common use in speech and tends to sound more formal, perhaps overly so. Chris seems to like this formality, probably because he thinks it sounds smart.
</blockquote>

;French side dish
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A kiss that involves the usage of one's tongue.

<blockquote>''"I LOVE YOU" would be shared daily with a '''French side dish'''.''<ref>[[For My True Love, I Would…]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bizarre take on the phrase "French kiss".
</blockquote>

;fondful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' fond.

<blockquote>''Faithfully yours with '''fondful''' thoughts; Chris Chan.''<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007|Chris's email to Megan Schroeder]], 06 July 2007</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently doesn't understand that "fond" is already an adjective by itself.
</blockquote>

;for good-like
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' final, but with the imagined possibility otherwise.

<blockquote>''And in June of 2008, he banned me from the store '''for good-like'''.''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails|Chris's email to The Wallflower]], 18 February 2010</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusing modification of "for good".
</blockquote>

;foresee/foretell/foreknow
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To make a wild guess at something occuring, claiming it's a "prediction".

<blockquote>''#Saberspark Is right. This is one reason why I stay clear from certain games and shows. My intuition also senses and '''foresees''' the quality and feel without even having to watch or play it at all''<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#Brainrot]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(verb)'' To have predicted something that already happened or that someone else claimed would happen, but didn't.

Origin: Chris claims he has the ability to predict the future, an aspect of his divinity. However, Chris only ever makes these claims whenever an event has already happened, claiming he predicted it would, or when he makes a confident guess at the future based purely on his intuition.
</blockquote>

;foundate
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To dedicate, as in a monument or building.

<blockquote>''I, Christian Weston Chandler, re-'''foundate''' this monument that is the PAGE with MY SOLE HONEST TRUTH from my sound mind and heart.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Captain.27s_Log.2C_Stardate:_June_6.2C_2009|2=Christian in his Own Words}}.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely a portmanteau of "found" and "dedicate", or a bizarre attempt to convert "foundation" into a verb.
</blockquote>

;four-boomerang-shaped symbol
[[File:Fourboom.jpg|thumb|right|"G'Day welcome to Auschwitz"]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' minced oath for "[[Wikipedia:swastika|swastika]]," especially the ''Hakenkreuz'' symbol of the [[Nazis|Nazi]] Party.

<blockquote>''Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his '''four-boomerang-shaped symbol''' (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).''<ref>[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler|Mailbag 5]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris was apparently afraid to say the word "swastika," probably for the same reason he used to [[Niggos|fear using racial slurs]].
</blockquote>

;fourth wall

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A boundary that separates [[Reality Cartoon|reality cartoons]] and [[Dimensions|dimensions]] from dimension C-197.

<blockquote>''Hey, Everyone. I have another announcement for you all to do now, for yourselves and our OCs: Break Your Own '''Fourth Wall'''.
<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1195039493130199041</ref>''</blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' An abstract force that prevents people from talking to their OC's.

<blockquote>Our OCs in C-197 often break their '''fourth walls''', because they are aware of us, and it is our time and turn to return the favour.</blockquote>

Origin: Comes from the phrase "breaking the fourth wall", a figure of speech humorously used on characters that acknowledge the audience directly, or state their awareness of the media they're in. Chris has taken this to mean that all dimensions in the universe are separated by this kind of barrier, therefore calling them "the fourth wall". In a recent Twitter post, Chris has also stated that this mysterious force is the reason why people cannot see or interact with their OC's, but that the OC's themselves are fully aware of their creators, so will eventually break through the barrier every once in a while to speak to people of other dimensions.</blockquote>

;[[Friend Zone|friend zone]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The dreaded moment a sweetheart rejects you.

<blockquote>''A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the '''Friend Zone''', that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you.''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The lousiest excuse a sweetheart could give for not having sex with Chris.

<blockquote>''Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship. I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time.''<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The Friend Zone refers to a relationship where one person desires romance, while the other only shows interest in friendship. Much like his stance on the Three-Date Rule, Chris believed that the Friend Zone is simply another rule explicitly placed on him by some unspecified authority to slow down his progress on completing his [[Love Quest]]. His belief that this is simply an "excuse" to avoid having sex with him reveals a lot on why he was [[Megan|overly-persistent with]] [[Wallflower|some of]] [[Doopie|his sweethearts]]. He couldn't imagine why any woman would not want to have sex with him, so he came to the conclusion that every woman he stalks are simply unfamiliar with sex and what goes into it.</blockquote>

;[[Fuzzy-wuzzies|fuzzy-wuzzies]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The rewards of giving Chris compliments.

<blockquote>''Compliments will get you '''fuzzy-wuzzies'''.''<ref name=FutureMessage>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Believed to be another example of Chris's random-access humor. May have been derived from an English assignment in [[Manchester High School|high school]], "[[Manchester High Leaks#Warm Fuzzies|Warm Fuzzies for Christian]]".

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|prickly-wicklies]]
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== G ==
|-
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;[[Gal pal|gal-pal]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a female friend.

<blockquote>''And also, I would like to give a shout-out to...Ivy, sweet '''gal-pal''' of mine...and her friend Rachel across the hall from her, in a college within these United States!''<ref>[[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris rarely refers to any of his female friends as just "friends", simply because he thinks that all female friends have the potential to be [[CWC-isms#S|sweethearts]] before they're in the dreaded [[Friend Zone]]. Chris also states that due to his autism, this somehow means that he gets along much more easily with girls than with guys. <ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 5]]</ref> Although this could be more due to the fact that he overall has had much better experiences with girls than with boys growing up, especially in high school. This has caused him to pick up more [[Transgender|effeminate traits and characteristics]]. The term "gal-pal" is typically used by women when they are talking to other people in their social clique. Chris therefore picked this phrase up from the girls he's talked to (possibly using the phrase because he sees himself as "one of the girls"). It is also common for [[homos]] to use this to refer to their female friends.
</blockquote>
;gawd
<blockquote>
1. ''(interjection)'' eye dialect of "god", Used in the place of "god" when it is used to express annoyance, shock, or pain.

<blockquote>''Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) '''Gawd'''! Just... GAWD!!!''<ref>[[April 2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly meant to add dramatic effect to saying "god", which is already used to add dramatic effect.</blockquote>

;gaybian
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a male lesbian.

<blockquote>''Uh... simply put—and I am willing to say this... in sound mind and body: I... am a '''gaybian'''.''<ref>[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only used this word once in the video [[Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet]]. Before this video, [[Clyde Cash]] had threatened to harm [[Julie]] under the condition that Chris refuses to admit that he's gay. Chris being Chris, he had absolutely no idea that he was once again under another elaborate trolling scheme, and had no clue how to handle the situation. Chris thought he could be sly and admit to being gay, while also being attracted to women. Thus, he tacked on the word "gay" onto "lesbian" to create the word "gaybian" so that he can say that he's a "male lesbian", despite this being a complete contradiction within itself.</blockquote>

;geinus
[[Image:Robotnik.jpg|thumb|I'M A MAD GEINUS! [[Doctor Robotnik|ROBOTNIK]]! ROBOTNIK!]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a genius

<blockquote>''Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a mad '''geinus'''! Robotnik, Robotnik!''<ref>[[Sonichu 1]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An accidental misspelling of "genius", this CWC-ism is the result of Chris's ability to spell, or lack thereof. In his futile attempts to spell words with "eni", he substitutes this with "ein", possibly due to his habit of spelling words phonetically.</blockquote>

;get it through your skulls
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Used to clarify something to your fans
<blockquote>''So everybody '''get it through your skulls''', I'm the real deal.'' <ref>[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this term a lot when trying to clarify various misconceptions about him, such as his straightness, and who the real CWC was. Variations of the phrase include "GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS", "Get it through your damn, dirty, immature skulls!", and "Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls".</blockquote>

;gitar
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A guitar

Origin: How Chris pronounces the word "guitar".
</blockquote>

;give birth, give the birth
<blockquote>
1. ''(verb)'' To transfer possession of the state of having been born, by bearing as offspring.

<blockquote>''My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only '''gave the birth'''--gave me birth at their ages...which my mother is sixty-six, currently, and my father is currently eighty. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth...then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of--for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early [[1980s]].''<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to think that a sentence like "Barbara gave birth to Christian" is grammatically equivalent to a sentence like "Barbara gave Go-bots to Christian."
</blockquote>

;GO!
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Having a style similar to the cartoon ''Teen Titans Go!''.

<blockquote>''As MUCH, as I would like to agree; Cute as it may be, it is still '''GO!''' Version, and #GOPony is something we Really do not like.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1211396957203247104</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' Of a descent originating from [[Dimensions|dimension CZ-69]].

<blockquote>''Just; Most '''GO!''' individuals are...NO!!!''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1215833863718567937</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this CWC-ism to describe his distaste for the MLP:FiM spinoff series [[Pony Life]], believing it to be in the same vein as Teen Titans Go! due to its artstyle. He would go around on his [[Twitter]] account spamming Hasbro and/or users showing any interest in the show with some of his TSSSF cards as a means of protest using this euphemism to put it under a bad light.
</blockquote>

;go make a rhyme
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate that he is in a [[Chris and writing|poetic]] mood.

<blockquote> ''Oh, Back Off, '''go make a rhyme'''. Love will come your way in good time.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/913230475774369794</ref> Keep Heart, Have hope and faith. Life is a coinkie-dink strafe. Have an open heart, don’t be afraid. Your sweetie is likely in your friendship parade.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris intended to write a rhyme in order to sound poetic in a tweet, continuing with the rhyming schtick in several subsequent ones. Due to his own laziness, the best Chris could come up with in terms of words that rhyme with "time" is "rhyme".
</blockquote>

;[[Godjesus]]
[[Image:Jesusbot.jpg|thumb|This is who Chris actually believes in.]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(shorthand)'' God and Jesus Christ.

<blockquote> ''As I have guide, as I was guide [sic] by, uh, God and Jesus. And because I, uh, cheated on Ivy lately, '''Godjesus''' were mad at me, so, even though she r-, even though she requested the recent items of question, sex-, [quietly] sexual stuff--videos and pictures--I am being punished because the trolls are getting their hands on them.''<ref>[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And also, who I'd like to thank, '''GodJesus''', our God and our Lord and savior, for their support, for their support as well, I pray to them every day, and I follow, I am guided by Jesus.''<ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris appears to be somewhat aware of the Holy Trinity (Holy Spirit, Son, and Father), the three forms that God takes in mainstream Christianity. Despite accepting Jesus as the son of God, Chris believes that God and Jesus are essentially the same entity. As a result, whenever he mentions God, he is never reluctant to mention Jesus in the same sentence. Because of this, Chris made this CWC-ism as a shorthand of "God and Jesus". This CWC-ism was the primary inspiration for the term "[[Godbear]]" to humorously refer to [[Leonard Bearstein]], who Chris has credited for his name change. Chris now no longer uses his CWC-ism, now referring to both God and Jesus as separate [[OCs]]. Chris now calls God "Emmanuelle".</blockquote>

;grand number of pounds
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Extremely heavy.

<blockquote> ''Note: The chair weighs a '''grand number of pounds'''!<ref>[[Power]]</ref>'</blockquote>

Origin: Used in a video where he tried to prove his strength to [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who was actually [[Joshua Martinez]], by lifting an office chair.
</blockquote>

;grinds my gears
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate he is annoyed with something.

<blockquote>Firstly, I got your image in my mailbox; while I thank you for your fanart, No Offense, but I do not appreciate Sonichu drawn looking retarded; I feel it '''grinds my gears''' a bit.<ref>[[Mailbag_2#In_which_Chris_insults_someone_who_drew_a_picture_for_him]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>Something that '''grinds my gears''' is how people are not accepting of the neutral terms of "darling" or "dear".<ref>[[:File:OpenLetter.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase almost every time he wanted to indicate he was annoyed and not outright [[angry]]. It is believed that Chris has picked up this archaic phrase from [[Family Guy]], specifically from a segment from the show called "What Really Grinds My Gears", where Peter is talking about things that annoy him or "grinds his gears".

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== H ==
|-
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;hand-drawing
[[Image:Chris holding a pencil.png|thumb|Chris holding a pencil|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An original drawn image, as opposed to a facsimile of that image.

<blockquote>''I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a '''HAND-DRAWING'''! It's the original hand-drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house!''<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(verb)'' To sketch without the aid of digital technology, such as a computer.
[[File:Sonichuipaddrawing2020.jpg|thumb|A non-example made by Chris.]]
<blockquote>''No, actually, what I thought, is that you skip the '''hand-drawing''' and you draw everything on your PhotoShop with your computer mouse.''<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's process for producing his drawings is to draw them, by hand, on physical paper, and then scan the paper into his computer and use image editing software to add effects like lettering or (for the purpose of breaking the fourth wall) photographs. He takes comfort in the belief that ownership of the original paper drawings is evidence of his authorship and will frequently cite this in defense against perceived thieves and trolls.

Chris also thinks that drawing on a computer instead of paper is an inferior method of producing artwork; he thinks the results look "blocky and low-resolution," which probably speaks more to his [[:File:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg|his own experience using MSPaint]] than the artistic quality of, for example, [[Asperchu]]. The fact that a digital artist like Alec Benson Leary is nonetheless ''using his hands'' does not seem to have occurred to Chris.
</blockquote>

;Haterade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a metaphorical drink consumed by haters.
<blockquote>''Therefore, for all of you '''Haterade'''-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress. <ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref>''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Put down the '''Haterade'''; this is not going against any rules, it is just the way it is. Hey! I still have my flaws, so I am definitely Not a Mary Sue type of OC. Also, if I wanted a shot glass of '''Haterade''', I would read most anything this dimension’s @realDonaldTrump ever wrote.''<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun, informal)'' excessive negativity, criticism, or resentment.

<blockquote>''This is in reference to the Nypical '''Haterade''' Comment of “Get A Job” that is not only thrusted upon me, but to everyone who is creative and have powerful in their own respective, individual rights.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: Originally said by Lars in the 2010 [[Lars Call]]. Chris then used it almost nine years later. Likely a pun on the sports drink Gatorade.
</blockquote>
;[[heart level]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his emotional state

<blockquote>''100% Change the number to change your '''heart level''' and you can write a sentence to indicate how you feel.''<ref>[[Heart_level]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The concept of the "heart level" most likely stems from Chris's inability to understand emotions. As an alternative, Chris tends to use video game terms in order to measure such emotions.</blockquote>

;heal
<blockquote> 1. ''(verb)'' to ejaculate into someone.

<blockquote>''Had I Not '''healed''' her, she would be dead Late August.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris had somehow come to the conclusion that sex with his mother would make her more youthful, hence "healing" her.

</blockquote>

;heartsweet
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely '''heartsweet'''?''<ref name=OdeToRosechu>"[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]"</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Rearrangement of "sweetheart," possibly coined initially to provide more rhyming options in poetry. Chris primarily uses this term in Sonichu's dialogue, as the character's pet name for Rosechu. When speaking for himself, Chris tends to prefer "sweetheart," although the trolls use "heartsweet" in conversation with him.

''See also: [[sweetbolt]]''
</blockquote>

;heavyweight
[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris does NOT look like Chris Farley]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Stockboy; person employed to move heavy objects and perform other menial labor.

<blockquote>If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY. [...] If I have to I would be, get one of the '''heavyweights''', that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store.<ref name=FatherCall/></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' heavy.

<blockquote>I do not think Chris Farley looks like me at all, plus he was a LOT more '''heavyweight''' than me, and he was more wild than me.<ref>[[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, as usual, has to repurpose words rather than use the existing words that already mean what he wants to say.
</blockquote>

;hedgehog-defensive (or hedgehog)
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Protecting oneself by curling up into a ball, just like a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|hedgehog]].

<blockquote>And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my '''hedgehog-defensive''' state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.<ref>[[TooManyGames#Personal_space_talk]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>@MLPSilverQuill, having one’s own spirit killed is really not fun nor funny at all. And, believe me, I was literally in a worse huddled position than what I see here, and I FELT DEVASTATED at that moment. I went full '''Hedgehog Defensive''' and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts<ref>[[April_2019_social_media_posts#Hedgehog-defensive_state]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacing the likes of his [[Megatron pistol]] and his [[pepper spray]], Chris has adapted the habit of rolling up into a ball to protect himself from unwanted physical contact. The protective state he dubs "the hedgehog-defensive state" is most likely based off of the spin-dash attack from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, which the titular character uses to attack foes.</blockquote>

;[[hermaphrodite]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A derogatory term for passing transgender women, particularly those that haven't gotten bottom surgery.

<blockquote>''OH MY GOD!!! UGH!!! ARE YOU REALLY A '''HERMAPHRODITE'''?! I'm sorry, but that naughty picture just really shocked me and made me want to throw up. *deep breath* You do have a pretty face, but what happened just now is just like the movie, "The Crying Game", or the Thanksgiving episode of "The Cleveland Show".''<ref>[[Mailbag 25#It's a trap, again!]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' A person of an ambiguous gender, or who is female, who also has a penis.

<blockquote>If a '''Hermaphrodite''', I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin:A misuse of the archaic term for intersex people. Chris appears to use this term to refer to someone he deems as "almost a woman", which is also shown when he referred to some of his female characters as "all female" when having their penises removed. Chris used this term when he noticed that the sweetheart [[Bailey Jay]] had a penis, and she explained to him her experiences as a transwoman. Chris also notably talked about how if he had a "hermaphrodite" as one of his offspring, he'd raise them as a boy. Chris's rather specific usage of this term also shows some of his prior beliefs about gender before he transitioned himself, such as who he deemed "male" or "female" in the first place.</blockquote>

;[[HEXBox]]
[[File:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the video game consoles made by Microsoft, primarily the Xbox 360.

<blockquote>I never cared for the '''HEXBox''', and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT.</blockquote>

Origin: Due to his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Brand Loyalty]], Chris had an irrational hatred for the XBox, simply because of how much you've got to pay for it to access some of its content<ref>[[Mailbag_5]]</ref>. Because Chris viewed this device as a curse to humanity, he tacked the word "hex", which is defined as being a curse, onto the original name of the console.</blockquote>

;hide behind/under his mother's skirt
<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' To behave in a cowardly, immature fashion.

<blockquote>''You come to me now. Come face me like a man. Unless you want to continue being called a cow-a quivelling coward who '''hides under his mother's skirt'''.''<ref>[[Challenge for Clyde II]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An antiquated phrase alluding to children literally hiding behind their mother's skirts when frightened.
</blockquote>

;hippo on one's head
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A predicament or unpleasant situation one is currently facing

<blockquote>''I'M WET. I'M COLD. THERE'S A HIPPO ON MY HEAD. AND CLEARLY, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THIS ON MY OWN.''<ref>[[:File:JailArt15.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Someone's [[wikipedia:Hippocampus|hippocampus]]

<blockquote>''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)''<ref>[[:File:FSM2.PNG]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris states in an e-mail directed at [[Regina Novakova]] that the phrase originated as an example of his [[random-access humor]], apparently as a pun of the word "hippocampus". Following from this, he would famously use the term in a [[HippoOnYourHead|Flipnote animation]] of a person literally getting crushed by a falling hippo, and then use the term several more times to describe the "weight" of the hippo on people's heads. He has lately used this term to describe his struggles with being in jail in a drawing sent to [[Praetor]].

</blockquote>

;[[homo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A male homosexual

<blockquote>''Yes; the '''Homos''' I have heard from try to push their damn lifestyle in my face, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it.<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref></blockquote>''

2. ''(noun)'' A non-passing transgender woman, particularly one Chris doesn't deem an authentic woman

<blockquote>''So I would- so I would say, good luck being a fake woman because you'll never be able to achieve true femdom! And you'll always be a dang homosexual male, 'cuz you're born that way, you gonna to stay that way pretty much even if you're gonna- if you're gonna have your dick either chopped off or tucked in! People are still gonna look at you so ill. In the majority of this country.''

''Anyway, that's my response for now.''

''Damn '''homo'''.''<ref>[[Response to ADF]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(adjective)'' homosexual

<blockquote>''Every one of you who thinks I'm '''homo''' and calls me that—-because I am not; I'm straight! I'm straight!''<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

4. ''(adjective)'' relating to homosexuals

<blockquote>''Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' '''Homo''' Ads MUST BE GONE!''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had a hatred for homosexuals, out of fear that he'll become one himself. Even uttering words like "gay" and "homosexual" would make him uncomfortable. Chris also believed that those that strayed too much from their assigned gender at birth would turn out as being gay, which explains his defensiveness towards his more effeminate traits.</blockquote>

;[[Honest Content|honest]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' NSFW, containing adult content.

<blockquote>''Parental Advisory - VERY '''HONEST''' content.''<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only has a slightly good understanding of what honesty is. However, Chris doesn't seem to understand when it's most appropriate to be honest. In his mind, to attract mates, he has to be honest all of the time, even if this includes instances of his sexual misadventures. Chris knows that he's not supposed to discuss such topics publically with ordinary people, so he would have to keep such things in secret. Therefore, in his mind, it would be the honest thing to do to discuss such actions.
</blockquote>

;Hurtful Truth Level
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A point at which honest criticism should be stopped so as to avoid hurting a person's feelings, regardless of the usefulness of the advice.

<blockquote>''And another thing, When constantly exceeding that '''Hurtful Truth Level''' to me, it feels like to me you're, and you may as well have, told me, "I Hate You! I Hate You!", and forget about me.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Said in an email to Jackie after she had pointed out several glaring flaws in Chris's lifestyle and personality. Rather than take her criticism to heart and improve himself, he got angry and defensive, wishing that she would show sympathy for him instead.
</blockquote>

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== I ==
|-
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;I can feel the cosmos
[[File:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Statement of achievement and oneness with the universe.

<blockquote>''I promise, uh, three da—three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and God/Jesus's support, I feel like... we will be seeing many new—many new thing. The website will be better. '''I can feel the cosmos!''' Peace.''<ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by a line from the game Katamari Damacy, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmWxNFq6_3U "Oh, I feel it. I feel the cosmos."]
</blockquote>

;I got a fish

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Claim that one owns a fish.

<blockquote>'''''I got a fish!''' Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fish Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fiiiiiiiiish! Would ya like to make a wish?''<ref>[[I_Got_A_Fish]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a song of the same name, where Chris's [[random-access humor]] shines.</blockquote>

;I HATE ME TOO!!!

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' A self-destructive phrase used to attempt to gain pity from trolls

<blockquote>''You know what, '''I HATE ME TOO!!!'''''<ref>[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as part of the title of a gallery found on Chris’s [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Page.
</blockquote>

;[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]!
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expressed angrily when you wish to break someone apart to kill them

<blockquote>''Jason Kendrick Howell... you BASTARD! BASTARD! You hacked into everything! You have driven me so beyond the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it! YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT... '''I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!''' Goodbye!''<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as a [[death threat]] to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he has hacked Sonichu.net.</blockquote>

;I'm workin' on it!
<blockquote>1. ''(exclamation)'' An exclamation that you are working on something important.

<blockquote>'''I'm workin' on it!''' I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...<ref>[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used repeatedly by Chris to assure to [[Bob]] that he is doing his best to take down information about 14 Branchland Court from the Internet.</blockquote>

;IBAChandler
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Abbreviation for "I be a chandler," i.e., "I am a person named 'Chandler.'"

<blockquote>''I am so sick of hearing that stupid name that somebody made up back when I had that '''IBAChandler''' account, and I be a Chandler. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my last name.''<ref>[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(proper noun)'' [[YouTube]] username in use by Christian Weston Chandler during his conflict with [[Liquid Chris]], leading trolls to accuse Chris of being an impostor of Liquid named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]].

3. ''(proper noun)'' Name of a ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' villain based upon Liquid Chris, ironically named for the real Chris's alias.

<blockquote>'''''I B A Chandler''', And I am here to copycatly sieze claim of you hedgehogs and this city from your absent mayor's domain.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 79</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by [[Bob Chandler]]'s license plate, "I B MR C" ("I be Mister C.").<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;ID
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Identifying.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and Vestites; '''ID''' as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref name=Vestites>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris argues semantics]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly derived from ID meaning "Identification". </blockquote>

;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the extremely high probability that any woman Chris talks to is not [[CWC-isms#boyfriend-free|boyfriend-free]].

<blockquote>''With the '''infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor''', I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences.''<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is aware the general chances of him finding a sweetheart are extremely slim. Not willing to admit he's not at all attractive to most women, Chris blames it on the fact that most men are "jerks", and that one probably is already dating the woman he's trying to latch onto.</blockquote>
;information overload

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An act of spamming a webpage with pictures.

<blockquote>''I had thought the '''Information Overload''' would somehow Take Down the page; I admit that I was mistaken.<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: When Chris saw all of the explicit pictures on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, he decided that the best course of action would be to spam the article with his own pictures. His logic was that if he kept doing this faster than the other editors, they'd have to delete the article, as they just wouldn't catch up with him.
</blockquote>

;instinction

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An instance of something being used a certain way.

<blockquote>''Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all '''instinctions''' and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"''<ref name=IRC2January09/></blockquote>

Origin: Once again an instance of Chris trying to sound smart by using a word that sounds foreign to him, made up or otherwise. The end result, however, gives the impression that Chris isn't familiar with the word "instances".

</blockquote>

;intersex

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Relating to any gender identity outside of the gender binary.

<blockquote>''As a Tomgirl, '''Intersex''' of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser, I am in full support for Human Equal Rights for everyone."''<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out... kinda]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used the term "intersex" interchangeably with the term "transgender" on many occasions, and also uses it to refer to Silvana, who actually is intersex. This gives the impression that when he talks about something being "intersex", he means that it isn't entirely "male" or "female".

</blockquote>

;[[Iron Curtain|iron curtain]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The mostly hermetic seal between [[Reality Cartoon]]s, such as the [[Chris and reality|real world]] and the fictional universe containing [[CWCville]], that prevents the [[Dimensional Merge]] from proceeding.

<blockquote>''But we are getting increasing magics, here, with more and more opening portals and growing tears and cracks in the '''iron curtain'''''.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris begs; posts creepy photo of Barb]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Coined by Sir Winston Churchill in 1946 to refer to the limits of Russian intrusion into central Europe after the War. Chris presumably heard it once in [[Manchester High School|history class]] and forgot what it meant, unless he is comparing his fictional world to the [[Chris and censorship|Soviet Union]]. Alternatively it was fed to him by the [[Idea Guys]].

''See Also:'' [[#F|fourth wall]]</blockquote>
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;Jail of Fail
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A rather unappealing jail to reside in.

<blockquote>''I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type, you may Remember her (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many (Good) Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this '''Jail of Fail'''. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated Sports Bra, Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Said in a letter to the long-time orbiter and enabler, [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].

</blockquote>

;janekop
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A female [[CWC-isms#jerkop|jerkop]].

<blockquote>''YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. SO SAYS THIS '''JANEKOP'''.''<ref>[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas the term "jerkop" is a portmanteau of the CWC-ism "jerk" and the word "cop", janekop is a portmanteau of the words "jane" and "cop". The word "jane" is a slang word for "woman". <ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jane</ref>
</blockquote>
;[[JERKS|jerk]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. Any male other than Chris and his dad in general, particularly those that Chris dislikes, especially one that gets in the way of his LoveQuest.

<blockquote>''On the flip side, I feel discomfort around men, because they can be such mean and cruel '''jerks'''.''<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "jerk" is generally defined as "A person with unlikable or obnoxious qualities and behavior, typically mean, self-centered or disagreeable".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jerk#Etymology_1</ref> As stated in the quote above, Chris believes that all men to be cruel, selfish, and overall unlikeable. Therefore, he views almost all men as jerks.
</blockquote>
;[[Jerkop|jerkop]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. An official of the law.

<blockquote>''I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid '''Jerkops'''.''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris views most officers of the law as jerks, due to how often they'd thwart his LoveQuest, the term is a portmanteau of "jerk" and "cop". Possibly a pun on the word "jerkoff", which is defined as being "a contemptible man".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/jerk--off</ref></blockquote>

;[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAAAY]]
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|Chris preparing for hanky-panky with Julie, using a blow-up doll no less]]
<blockquote>''(interjection)'' 1. An expression used by Chris to indicate how much he'd love having sex for the first time with [[Julie]]

<blockquote>"Oh, Julie...'''JULAAAAAY''', JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"<ref>[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris first shouted this infamous CWC-ism in the video [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]. He originally intended to share this video privately with [[Julie]], (unaware that 'she' was actually a 13-year-old male troll), to show what their first date would amount to, despite this breaking his Three Date Rule. Seeing how Chris was somewhat of a porn junkie,<ref>[[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases]]</ref><ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref> Chris must have picked up that during sexual intercourse, one of the people may shout the name of the other person in order to "spice up" the orgy. When the video got leaked soon after, the term started to be used by trolls humorously, to the point where [[weens]] started using the phrase in excess, making the CWC-ism lose its luster.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;jumping the shark
<blockquote>''(verb)'' 1. To start over from scratch

<blockquote>"I am moving out of this Twitter into creating a new one I created, @CPU_CWCSonichu. New and renewed followers will all be screened by my ally, as to keep out the Haters and Harassers. Starting up new and fresh. '''Jumping The Shark''' from old to new"<ref>[[Misc texts#CPU_CWCSonichu]]</ref>

</blockquote>

Origin: The term "jumping the shark" humorously refers to the point where something once popular which has begun to lose its viewer base pulls an extreme stunt in hopes of garnering attention. The term comes from an episode of the television show ''Happy Days'', where Fonzie literally jumped over a shark while water skiing. Ironically enough, despite Chris's misuse of the phrase, many people could easily say that the comic of Sonichu and Chris as a person have "jumped the shark" several times, especially with [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcons]] and- of course- Chris's change into a [[Transgender|transwoman]].

</blockquote>

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== K ==
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;kawaii
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' cute or adorable.

<blockquote>''Also, I have thought up something '''kawaii''' we can talk about; Makeup and Fashion ideas.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 28]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''That look really suits you; you look so '''kawaii''' and cool.😊''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1209184205776797697</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The Japanese word for cute, once popular in the English-speaking anime/manga and fashion subcultures. Chris has used this word in almost all cases where he describes anything he thinks is cute and cuddly, more so in recent times, where the use of this word is no longer taken seriously, and seen as more of a joke to poke fun at [[Joshua Wise|weeaboos]].</blockquote>

;[[Kick the Autistic]]
[[File:CWC gets kicked.jpg|thumb|A self-administered kick]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' America's favorite game

<blockquote>''I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC!"''' *sigh*''<ref>[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any action which involves doing something to Chris that he doesn't like

<blockquote>''And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC"''', then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.''<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#21 January]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' Any form of discrimination towards Chris for being [[autism|autistic]].

<blockquote>''And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of "'''Kick the Autistic'''". I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. *Game Over*''<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris had this paranoid idea that the whole world is going against him and his goals, solely due to his autism. In this sense, the fact that so many people supposedly wanted to thwart his goals made him feel like he was being "kicked" around. </blockquote>

;Kra-Kow!

<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase indicating that Chris roasted someone.

<blockquote>''What? I’m just telling the truth. I hear and see WORSE shit from you Haters. At this point, I’d rather look back in that memory than PTSD over y’all’s Hate-Filled content. '''Kra-Kow!'''''<ref>https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1231269768310722560</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/318700111138943542/ a comic strip] from Calvin and Hobbes. Most likely inspired by the sound lightning makes.</blockquote>

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== L ==
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;Laughs Under Lucricities
[[File:LULZ.jpg|thumb|"[[C-Log 03182026|For the LULZ!]]"]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(backronym)'' backronym for "LULZ"

<blockquote>''Although, F.Y.I., "LULZ" is short for "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''"''<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any form of humor made at Chris's expense

<blockquote>''... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE''<ref>[[Chris emails 2008#August]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: It's likely that Chris first heard of lulz on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]-<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008#August]]</ref> the slogan of which is "in lulz we trust"- and thus forever associated the term with trolling. Originally he would simply say "LULZ" ''ought'' to stand for "Laughs Under Lucricities," but he soon began implying that it already does.<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2008|Email]] from Chris to Robert Simmons V on 12 August 2008</ref> Lucricities is seemingly a combination of "lucrid" (another non-word with apparent negative connotations that Chris has used<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 48]]</ref>) and "ludicrous" but falls short of being a portmanteau and is more like the result of a head-on collision of the English language.

</blockquote>

;lesbian soul
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' What Chris believes to be his true [[Chris and sexuality|sexuality]].

<blockquote>''I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female '''Lesbian Soul''', and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/pg/cwcville/about/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris declared himself transgender, he continued to be attracted to exclusively to biological females regardless of their own sexual orientation.<ref>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's]]</ref> Thus, Chris became a lesbian. As a way to assert to detractors that he was a lesbian, Chris cited himself as having a "lesbian soul" despite previously living as a straight man for thirty years.

 </blockquote>
;level-up king
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Master of [[card games]].

<blockquote>''There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the '''level up king'''!"''<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before his permanent ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]], Chris would play games of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh with some of the other customers. Despite his sick obsession with both games, Chris never developed any type of strategy to compete with other players, making it very difficult to succeed at the game, even when he played against small children. Eventually, when the shop was just down to six people, which included Chris, the manager, [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], and [[Lucas]], Chris did win a match against a relatively new player, and excitedly jumped up and down at this accomplishment like a child. Along with this, he shouted the phrase "I AM THE LEVEL-UP KING!"</blockquote>

;like, you know
<blockquote>1. ''(discourse particle)'' Space filler during sentence.

<blockquote>''I don't want too much conflict to happen, '''like, you know'''. You wouldn't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. I mean-like, you know, between you and him any further. Yeah.''<ref>[[I Love You Kacey]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's speech consists mostly of uh's, um's, and other vocalized pauses.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;live from home once again
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction stating that one is recording themselves from their home.

<blockquote> ''Hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you '''live from home once again''' and we're going to talk about the recent and more obvious topic, of "The Dimensional merge". Yes! This dimension! Right here! 1218. Is going to be merged with our sister dimension "C197" where all of our s- where most of our superheroes, super-villains, OCs, and what have you, and other characters, consisted, have been existing and co-existing. Yep!''<ref>[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase became Chris's typical means of starting his videos since late 2015, replacing the famous Captain's Log. Although it is sometimes used appropriately (i.e. livestreams), Chris uses the phrase even in prerecorded videos that are not, in fact, live.</blockquote>

;[[Love Quest]]
<blockquote>1.''(noun)'' Chris's former on-going search for a sweetheart.

<blockquote>''As for Wes, I blame all of these happenings on him. If he had not taken my life-long friend away from me, I might have a Pretty Girlfriend today. And I would not have had to set out on endeavoring '''LOVE QUEST'''!''<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: Since attending [[PVCC]], Chris has embarked on a 15-year long quest to find his true love. Chris constantly failing to achieve this goal was what gave this CWC-ism its name.</blockquote>

;lovehog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A lover in a relationship between two [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Also, I have finished the drawing for you, and I have shown off the Original '''LoveHog''' Couple's Wedding Rings, and their three children: Cerah Rosey, Robbie Sonee and (Shiney Rosey) Christine Rosey.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehog".</blockquote>

;lucricities
<blockquote>1. ''(pl. noun)'' lurid acts or motivations

Origin: Chris completely made this word up, presumably based on "lucrid," which may in turn be based on the actual word "lurid." According to Chris, the word "lulz" can mean either "Laughs at my expense" or "Laughs under lucricities," so presumably the two contexts are equivalent.
</blockquote>

;lucrid
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' obscene, profane, wicked
<blockquote>''And promoting the hatred, and...drawing such loose—such '''lucrid''' mockeries is not gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way...''<ref name=csm>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Possibly a corruption of "lurid," given the context. Alternatively, it might be a corruption of "ludicrous." Chris has used this word to describe the homoerotic/dickgirl art on the ED page, as well as the fan comic in which he was depicted as a man-baby. Ironically, even before Chris used this word
</blockquote>

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;majorly

<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' very, really

<blockquote>''Well, at the mall today, my heart had a extremly fast recovery, then it became '''Majorly''' Shattered again.''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005|CWC's Diary: 29 March]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''That Cake Cost Me $11!!! UGH! What a '''majorly''' royal waste.''<ref>[[Cakefarts#Later thoughts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A stilted word used likely because has more syllables (thus making it sound smarter to Chris) than the regular ones it replaces.</blockquote>

;make one's own peeps n' poops

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to urinate and deficate at the same time

<blockquote>''Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' babychild! '''Made his lil' peeps n' poops'''! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom.''<ref>[[PlayingHouse]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a clip of Family Guy, where Herber the Pervert is letting his dog out to "make his pees n' poops". <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg</ref></blockquote>

;Mama
[[File:Christine and pikachu.jpg|right|thumb|Mama Christine with a [[Sonee]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' What Chris refers to himself as when roleplaying as one of his [[OCs]].

<blockquote>''I am going to some shopping and donating amongst the artists affected by the COVID virus of this Dimension, on behalf of '''Mama''', Chris Chan Sonichu. Thank you, again, to the individual who bought the book set recently. Still waiting for the set of #TSSSF cards to sign and offer.''<ref>https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1251259373810302977</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes himself to be a parent to his characters. Since he identifies as a woman, he has given himself the alias “Mama”. Chris further shows his lack of self-awareness by not realizing how awkward it is to have anyone, even his own characters (who are presumably teenagers) refer to him as such.</blockquote>

;[[Manajerks|manajerk]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a store manager

<blockquote>'' two Manajerks asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was NOT!''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005]] (20 July)</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmantau of "manager" and "jerk". </blockquote>

;[[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary Lee Walshing]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' akin to to Mary Lee Walsh

<blockquote>''She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, '''Mary Lee Walshing''', Witch Bitch!''<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's ongoing resentment against his old college dean has led him to compare a Wal-Mart manager who banned him from her store to Walsh. He apparently fails to comprehend that the "-ing" suffix is generally associated with verbs.</blockquote>

;mashed potato grenade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[Wikipedia:Stielhandgranate|Stielhandgranate]], a special German hand grenade with a handle.

<blockquote>''I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my '''mashed potato grenade''' could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder.''<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a Facebook post sent to [[Megan Schroeder]] accusing her of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game Place]], where he [[Chris and reality|makes paranoid claims]] of what she, [[Mimms]], [[Lucas]], and [[Snyder]] were thinking that day. A corruption of "potato masher grenade", a common English nickname of the Stielhandgranate<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stielhandgranate</ref>.</blockquote>

;[[Mass debating|mass debate]]
[[File:Mass_Debate.jpg|right|thumb|Massive Debating]]
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to pleasure one's self; to masturbate

<blockquote>''I've actually done it '''mass debating''' to myself so many times, even with a hunk of - even with an inflatable plastic woman...''<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This particular euphemism comes from Chris's tendency to refrain from using inappropriate language, as well as his unusual variation of a southern accent combined with a minor speech impediment.</blockquote>

;mental block

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's autism

<blockquote>''And, uh, during my high school years, I was used to being surrounded by… girls… in my circle, and after having to, uh, leave them I felt ever so lonesome. And, after the stress from some of the people—people at PVCC, as well as my '''mental block''' of autism, it became hard from me to approach gir—approach the girls like I used to.''<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to his [[autism]] as a "mental block" because he believes the term refers to a disability. In his case, his supposed disability to socialize with girls. In reality, a mental block is the inability to remember a specific thing at a given moment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_block</ref></blockquote>

;Meta

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' being able to break through the fourth wall.

<blockquote>''Also, there is no problem with breaking your own fourth wall with us from your dimension, here. Go '''Meta'''. We are certainly Meta with and for you all as well.''<ref>[[October 2020 social media posts#Homelander and C-197]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: From the Greek prefix meaning "after" or "beyond". Chris views all cartoons as being on a dimension higher than our own. According to him, being able to break through the iron curtain entails obtaining a higher mode of consciousness.
</blockquote>

;mislabel

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to put a label on Chris or any of his creations in a way he doesn't like, regardless of truth
2. ''(noun)'' a label of such slanderous nature; see also "misunderstanding"
<blockquote>''I am NOT a Dictator. Why are you giving me an even WORSE '''Mislabeling''' than the Homosexual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again? ''<ref>[[Common Questions#1_February_2010]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Just about everywhere. He appears to use this term as often as the word "slanderous". Curiously, the redundancy "ill-mislabeling" (as if there were any other kind) has appeared once.<ref>[[CWC Blog#28_December_2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;misspeak

<blockquote>1.''(verb)'' to lie

<blockquote>''Sometimes, I have '''misspoke'''. But you are more important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. Hand to God. And on my Bible. I'd have to go look for it.''<ref>[[ToJackie]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Instead of accepting that someone has called him out on [[Lies|his bullshit]], Chris prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this ploy.

</blockquote>

;misunderstanding

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a deliberate view that contradicts Chris; see also "mislabel"
<blockquote>''*AND WE WILL NOT TAKE THE '''MISUNDERSTANDINGS''', THE MISLABELS, AND ALL THE LIKE SITTING DOWN!!!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Issue_9/Page_39|2=Issue 9 Page 39}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misappropration. Note that it is not, as in reality,<ref>[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misunderstanding Merriam-Webster Dictionary, "misunderstanding"]</ref> a mistaken notion (alternatively a dispute) based on faulty information, but a malicious action worthy of [[tard rage]]. Apparently a slanderous troll has to actively "misunderstand" Chris. Also, Chris has used the related word "misunderstood" (participle adjective) as an insult, not realizing that if the troll misunderstood (transitive verb) him, ''Chris'' would be the one that was misunderstood (participle adjective).<ref>[[Mailbag 39#Rosechu_the_transwoman|Mailbag 39]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;modnar
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' random

<blockquote>''I may be '''modnar''', but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone.''<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Random", spelt backwards.</blockquote>

;[[Monthly tugboat|monthly tugboat]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's Social Security Disability Service

<blockquote>"I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a '''monthly tugboat.'''"<ref>[[Monthly tugboat#References by Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently coined the term "Monthly Tugboat" due to a comparison he makes between gaining money through his SSDS vs. winning the lottery. In his mind, winning the lottery is like riding a "Luxury ship that can easily sink", while gaining money from the government is the same as getting cargo from a ship pulled by a tugboat. <ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12]]</ref></blockquote>

;morrow

<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' Synonym for moral.

<blockquote>''The '''Morrow''' remains: Look up to whoever and whatever you like as your childhood hero like no one else is watching you; remain proud with your choice and preference. 💜⚡️''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris supports playing with whatever toys you want]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Unknown, possibly a corruption of the word moral. Used exclusively by Magi-Chan during Chris month-long twitter roleplay in August and September of 2019.
</blockquote>

;Mother Nature errand
<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' The bodily urge to either [[Piss|urinate]] or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|defecate]].

<blockquote>''All right, well, ladies, it’s been fun, but I gotta split and take care of ah... y’know, a '''Mother Nature errand'''.''<ref>[[Sonichu Home Club]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A peculiar take on the idiom "call of nature".
</blockquote>

;[[Muscle bra|muscle bra]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A sports bra used for covering a man's bare chest.

<blockquote>''And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a '''muscle bra'''. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.''<ref>[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Contributing to his previous fear of the homos, Chris also had a fear of seeing the bare chests of other men out of fear that it'll make him gay. He therefore suggested that men cover their chests under penalty of the law. Chris most likely adapted this name due to some weird association he makes between muscles and sports.</blockquote>

;my two bolts and a heart

<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' Chris's opinion or takeaway on something.

<blockquote>''Okay. I get serious creep and dark vibrations from all of this. I mean, you may do as you will if it feels right with you. Just '''my two bolts and a heart'''.''<ref>[[April_2021_social_media_posts#Dark_vibrations]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's version of the idiomatic expression "my two cents", referencing his emoji signature "⚡️💙⚡️". Chris has also used a similar phrase before while roleplaying as Sonichu, shortening it to just "my two bolts."<ref>[[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]</ref></blockquote>

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== N ==
|-
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;[[naïve]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb, lacking intelligence.

<blockquote>''You are such a cowardly, '''naïve''', retarded, individual.''<ref>[[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers]]</ref ></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only seems to understand the most simplified definition of the word. In general terms, the word "naïve" is defined as "showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgment."<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/naive</ref> However, in Chris's mind, the word is used to "question one's intelligence". Despite his distaste for the use of the word on him, this turns out to be a commonly used insult by Chris.</blockquote>

[[File:FRENCH-NAVY-CameraObscura.jpg|thumb|Chris travels to France]]
;navy
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' semen.

<blockquote>''You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the '''navy''' being drunk. Yeah. Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Play on words, i.e, a navy is a collection of seamen/semen.

''See also: [[CWC-isms#C|Comeuppance]]''
</blockquote>

;nearly same
<blockquote>1. ''(Adjective)'' Similar.

<blockquote>''And so I killed about- killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a troll posing as that girl. [sighs] THE VOICES SOUNDED '''NEARLY SAME'''.''<ref>[[For Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;negligent

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[negligee]]

<blockquote>So, I went onto Adam & Eve's website, and ordered three garments, and a transparent robe. One of the '''negligent''' is about exactly on what I had drawn onto myself.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An obvious mispelling of "negligee", a form of lingerie.

</blockquote>

;neurotypically hindered
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Lacking the proper mindset or intelligence to understand Chris's world building, just by being normal.

<blockquote>''Go ahead; that Is what happened that day, and they did not mind it much. To mock us makes you all Soo '''Neurotypically Hindered'''.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203938198424035329</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes that the term "neurotypical" refers to having average brain function, rather than lacking any sort of mental condition.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1207129697752141824</ref> He believes that if one only possesses average intelligence, it makes it impossible for them to fully accept his fantasy world, thus claiming it as a "hindrance".

</blockquote>

;neutral
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' platonic.

<blockquote>''I apologize, but I meant the term '''neutrally''', and I never meant anything from that.''<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And One More thing, Darling!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's '''neutral''' usage. Hmpf!'<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes words like "darling" and "dear", are gender neutral terms. Because of this, he assumes that if he claims that he used it in a "neutral" way, people will know he's not using the term in a romantic tone.

</blockquote>
<blockquote>2. ''(adjective)'' politically centrist or nonpartisan.

<blockquote>''He is a communist! And we do not like communists within this country! We are Republican, Democrat or ''' neutral'''... And I am '''neutral''', so I can go either way, but I do not exactly care much for communism!'<ref>[[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Niggo|niggo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An African-American person.

<blockquote>''Chris: [sighs, raises his voice] BILLY MAYS IS THE NEW MAYER OF CWCVILLE!</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: Yeah, and also say that "Christian Chandler will be thrown in jail!" CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: And Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: "Where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers!" Say this one really loud.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: Where he will be raped by a bunch of '''niggos'''.''<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bastardization of the racial slur "nigger". This minced oath was used only once after [[BlueSpike]] persuaded Chris to say: "''BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers''". Chris decided to repeat this phrase, but he also thought he could "outsmart" BlueSpike by replacing "niggers" with "niggos" in order to avoid saying the offending word directly. Ironically, a whole year after the incident, Chris referred to [[Surfshack Tito]] as a "nigger" [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|several]] [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|times]], despite not even knowing what he looks like.</blockquote>

;No fucking shit / N.F.S.
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' obviously

<blockquote>''[[The WCT]]: Don't let [[Jacob Sockness|Jacob]] get close to you ever.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: '''No fucking shit'''.''<ref name=wctdms>[[WCT DMs]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''The WCT: The Sockness Saga will be something to watch when Geno gets there. ''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: '''N.F.S.'''.''<ref name=wctdms></ref></blockquote>

Origin: Another instance of Chris attempting to add unnecessary emphasis onto his writing.</blockquote>

;[[Nombie-zazis|nombie-zazis]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' zombie nazis

<blockquote>''Anyway, as for the medical study, and this will require your aid, Magi-Chan. In June of 2015, the scientists have found the gene-like molecule which makes a person turn...ugh..'''nombie-zazis'''.''<ref>[[:File:Son10revp3.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacement for homosexuals and homosexuality in the revised [[Sonichu 10]].</blockquote>

;not-troll
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a victim of trolling.

<blockquote>''Consider who does more harassing, which do you block? <ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-278#post-2549629]]</ref>
<blockquote>
*Every Foul-Mouth Troll
*The '''Not-Troll''' they follow</blockquote>''</blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's mind, only two types of people exist on [[the Internet]], those who are trolls, and those who are victims of trolling. Because the person being trolled is supposedly '''not''' a troll, they are a "not-troll". Chris eventually deleted the aforementioned post, and reposted it, replacing "not-troll" with "victim" to clarify what he was referring to in the first place.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-279</ref></blockquote>

;[[Noviophobia|noviophobia]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the fear that someone you want to date is already dating someone else.

<blockquote>''His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of '''Noviophobia''', where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A Jerk.”''<ref>[[Sonichu's News Dash]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Because Chris was so frustrated with so many [[CWC-isms#J|jerks]] stealing his potential mates, Chris decided that his envy and hatred of men was a real phobia. Thus, overconfident in his ability to speak [[Spanish]], formed the word "noviophobia" by using the Spanish word ''novio'', meaning "boyfriend", and the English suffix, -phobia, meaning fear . </blockquote>
</blockquote>

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== O ==
|-
|
;[[OC]]
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation, noun)'' Original Creator. A god or deity, including [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Chris himself]].

<blockquote>''I recall that there was a Mythos about me online: myself, Chris Chan, I; I was an '''OC''' in my own stories; was I Real in this “Reality” that is Dimension 1218? And then I was confirmed in late 2007 with that blurry photograph of me in a moment of great shock and stress.''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(abbreviation, noun)'' Original Creation. A resident of a [[Reality Cartoon|cartoon dimension]]

<blockquote>''I am pleased to announce from this collab piece alone, we have ten Sonichu/Rosechu '''OCs''' confirmed for the OC Expansion Packs of our #TSSSF set of cards, and then some, as I’m also delegating with my other friends as well. This is going to be a massive and lovely OC party!''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Short for ''original character'', a common term used by fanfiction authors for characters invented by themselves and used in their stories yet not present in the source material. Chris believes that fictional characters [[Chris and reality|really]] exist in other [[dimensions]], and under the [[Idea Guys]]' influence was convinced they are deserving of worship. Beginning with the Console Patron Units from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', he has since generalised this idea on his own.</blockquote>

;OH! MY AXELS! (or OW! MY AXELS!)
[[File:Axels2.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of pain in one's axles (the central shafts of rotating wheels or gears in a machine).

<blockquote>'''''OOOHHHHHH!!!! MY AXELS!!!!!'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Written for [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]]'s cameo in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], based upon the character's tendency to complain about its aching mechanical components.</blockquote>

;OH, MY CHRIS CHAN!
[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|150px|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Exclamation uttered by Chris during his phases of holding a [[messiah complex]] and [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].

<blockquote>''Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Chris|Mama]] with [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? '''[[CPU Blue Heart|Oh, My Chris Chan]]!'''''<ref>[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Typed as a comment for the [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]] episode involving an embarrassing email.</blockquote>

;old-fashioned<blockquote>
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Holding a belief that may be considered politically incorrect.

<blockquote>''But still, call me '''old-fashioned''' but, I'd rather be- I would not- I'd uh- I'd definitely wouldn't uh... NOT BLACK. Not black.''<ref>[[Mumble_4]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''My father is '''OLD FASHIONED'''; he NEVER gives thought to homos, and he HATES them too.''<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to regard most traditional beliefs and rituals to be offensive to the general public.

2. ''(adjective)'' Dating back to the 1980s.

<blockquote>''Ah, you can tell this is an '''old-fashioned''' Lego set on account of this—the old-fashioned "LegoLand" on the corner.''<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to believe anything that's been made more than 5 years ago is as old as dirt.

3. ''(adjective)'' Preferring real women over waifus.
<blockquote>''Nothing against waifus and the people who have them, but I Never Really understood the appeal and concept of making out a character from a show who is Dimensions Away from your own league to be any sort of a significant other to you. I’m more '''old-fashioned''' towards real women.''<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Opinion on waifus]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. However, Chris seemed to use this word like this because he's aware it isn't considered customary to be sexually attached to fictional characters over real people.

</blockquote>

;ounce of vagina

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Essentially Chris's way of saying "I'll at least lose my virginity at some point".

<blockquote>''And, as for you, Jason Kendrick Howell… as sure as I am to get at least one '''ounce of vagina''', I have your number, and you're going down!''<ref name=AttentionAll/></blockquote>

Origin: Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.<ref name=AttentionAll/> In the years since, he's gotten at least [[Mia Hamm|two]] [[Barbara Chandler|ounces]].
</blockquote>
;outercourse
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the act of stimulating someone else's genitals.

<blockquote>''I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of '''outtercourse''''' [sic]'' (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you.''<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "outercourse" is actually another way to refer to dry humping.<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/outercourse</ref> In Chris's mind however, outercourse simply refers to sex which involves touching another's genitals, because the action happen outside of the body.</blockquote>

;overinexperienced
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Being overly inexperienced.

<blockquote>''My Body is sexually overinexperienced, and Starved.''<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: It apparently didn't occur to Chris that sexual inexperience isn't the least bit comparative, at least not in the context where he intended to use this word.
</blockquote>

;overpowered (or OP)
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' A disproportionate amount of strength, which is worn as a badge of honor.

<blockquote>''If I was a neuro-typical mind, as opposed to '''overpowered''' psychic, I’d have gotten dizzy. ''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A term normally meant to refer to imbalance in game mechanics. Chris adopted the term at some point during or after the [[Idea Guys]] saga as a way to brag about his nonexistent psychic abilities and ludicrously powerful fictional characters.</blockquote>

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== P ==
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;parkay
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an epic style of running

<blockquote>''Hello there, fans! It's Christian Chandler here, live at the downtown mall, where for the Sonichu franchise and city of CWCville, and everything like that, I'm gonna do a '''parkay''' from this point all the way down to the gara--parking garage where, at the end, we will get a nice view of the tent-style theater that's down there where events are held.''<ref>[[Sonichu's Edge]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], Chris calls his style of running "parkay". Chris confused his running as a form of parkour, an acrobatic sport typically used in the military as a means of practicing the navigation of a complex environment without the use of equipment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour</ref>. Given Chris's [[speech impediment]], the word "parkour" somehow came out as "parkay".
</blockquote>

;[[Parody|parody]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any work that "borrows" characters, plots, or styles from other pieces of fiction, whether infringing International [[Chris and copyright|Copyright]] Law or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of Christian Weston Chandler, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise '''parodic'''.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:Issue_8_Cover.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of what constitutes as a parody most likely comes from his interest in shows like [[Family Guy]] and [[Excel Saga]], the former of which use copyrighted characters to make jokes around them, and the latter of which parodied various clichés found in anime. In his mind, because those shows can get away with using such characters and scenes, that gives him an excuse to do the same thing in his comics as long as he states it's being done as a "parody". Ironically, Whenever Chris spoted an actual parody, he thought that the characters from the original work were being defaced.<ref>[[Parody#Chris does not understand the concept of parody]]</ref></blockquote>

;peanut
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who disregards you, or otherwise does not accept you for who you are.

<blockquote>''So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total '''peanuts'''. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: Apparently derived from "{{w|peanut gallery}}," a term used to describe the hecklers in an vaudeville audience who would throw peanuts at a performer. Chris's own spin on this concept is to dismiss such hecklers as being insignificant like literal peanuts.
</blockquote>

;[[Pedofork|pedofork]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pedophile.

<blockquote>''I am not a '''pedofork''', you DORKS!!!''<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Created as a half-assed attempt to make "pedophile" rhyme with dork. Coined in Chris's [[Madman Rising]] video, in response to the trolls who were comparing him to [[wikipedia:Herbert_(Family_Guy)| Herbert the Pervert]] from ''Family Guy''.</blockquote>

;Pfalm
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The act of placing your palm over someone's face or the camera, as if it's the viewer's face.

<blockquote>''Be geek, be proud, pfaaaaaalm! Emgo; silly! Silly, silly person. Have a good day, be safe, be good.''<ref>[[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, it comes from the phrase "palm in your face" which is a phrase [[Emgo316]] uses, combining the words "palm" and "face".<ref>[[Random Thoughts (will be updated from time to time)]]</ref> Even though the CWC-ism was coined by Chris in 2017,<ref>[[Son-Chu Review]]</ref> it was not actively used until 2024.
</blockquote>

;[[Pickle|pickle]]
[[File:Pickle Rick.jpg|right|thumb|Chris bought this back in 2018. The brine-soaked irony!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A penis, particularly one of [[JERKS|any man that isn't Chris]].

<blockquote>''Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu, Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' '''PICKLE'''!!!!''<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply3.PNG]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "pickle" is one of the few hundred slang words for the word "penis".<ref>https://web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF/PenisTesticlesSlang.pdf</ref> It is unknown why Chris prefers to refer to the penises of other men as "pickles", while he calls his own his "duck", but it may have to do with Chris's sexual insecurity and the fact that he legitimately hates actual pickles <ref>[[Mailbag 4#Why Chris hates pickles]]</ref>, whereas Chris thinks he's special enough to have a cutesy name for his own penis.</blockquote>

;[[Pmurt]]

<blockquote>1. ''(proper noun)'' The 45th and 47th president of the United States: Donald Trump.

<blockquote>''EID '''PMURT''' EID!!!!!!''<ref>[[Eid, Pmurt, Eid]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Donald Trump's last name, but spelled backwards. In Chris's first usage of this CWC-ism, Chris mentioned how "Trump spelled backward is "Pmurt", which sounds like "hurt".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>
Due to Chris's strong hatred for Trump, he frequently referred to Trump as Pmurt- believing that the spoken word of a backwards name has the power to degrade and weaken a person.<ref>[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref>. In Chris's eyes, if he repeated the word again and again, everyone would turn against Trump and start voting for [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris had no sway over the election aside from his own vote.
</blockquote>

;point at your snout and oink
<blockquote>1. ''(verb phrase)'' Do something humiliating to yourself.

<blockquote>''You both want me to even Beg, you can go '''point at your own damn snouts and Oink''' like Eric Cartman, and then [[Rape]] yourselves with your own Damn [[Star Wars|Darth Maul]] [[Sex toys|Dual LightSabre]].''<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A reference to a scene in the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "{{w|Scott Tenorman Must Die}}", where Scott makes Eric Cartman embarass himself by singing a song about being a "little piggy". Chris said this to [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito]] upon failing to receive a cash bounty for destroying his own [[PlayStation 3]].
</blockquote>

;poke
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana.

<blockquote>''Anyway, eclectic! High on the hedge and high on the hog. You want some of this '''poke''', mon?<ref>[[CWC address to Royal Board]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended as a demonstration of what "Soni-Chew the Eclectic Heeedge Hog Poke Mon of London, England" would sound like. A coded reference to Pokémon, and may or may not be a play on the verb "toke".
</blockquote>

;[[Polyamorous marriage|polyamorous]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Polygamous.

<blockquote>''I go'' [sic] ''married to Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu last March, and then I married Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo last June. We all share a '''polyamorous''' relationship.''<ref>[[:File:Miss_Cherry_asks_Chris_about_his_marriages.png]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An etymologically malformed neologism from the 1970's for having multiple romantic or sexual relations at once, misapplied by Chris. </blockquote>

;prawns
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Subordinates or helpers, often those wittingly or unwittingly aiding a sinister character.

<blockquote>''You keep sending out your '''prawns''' to do your dirty work, you coward.''<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris almost certainly meant to type "pawns" here. </blockquote>

;[[Prickly-Wicklies|prickly-wicklies]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Punishments given for insulting or harming Chris.

<blockquote>''War gets you '''prickly-wicklies'''... as well as punches.''<ref>[[Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies#Possible origin]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refer to ''Fuzzy-Wuzzies''.

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#F|fuzzy-wuzzies]]

</blockquote>

;[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
[[Image:PVCCitizens.jpg|thumb]]
<blockquote>1. ''(backronym)'' The headquarters of several Sonichu villains.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: The name itself is a backronym of the college Chris attended, the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. After experiencing several mishaps throughout his college experience<ref>[[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of English]]</ref><ref>[[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of college]]</ref>, the dean giving him the cold hard truth about why his [[Love Quest]] is doomed to fail became the straw that broke the camel's back, and Chris thought it would be a smart idea to deface the college afterward in his comics.</blockquote>

;prowldent
<blockquote>1. ''(???)'' Unknown.

<blockquote>There's no quote to cite this from, just a logo in which Chris gives the name "Prowldent Virginia Community College" to [[PVCC]].<ref>[[:File:ProwldentVCC.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely combining connotations of "prowl" and "dent" (either to leave an indentation or [[fangs|teeth]]).
</blockquote>

;Pu Tuhs!
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Shut Up!

<blockquote>''SHE; my Ariel Starter was Female from the start, so '''Pu Tuhs!'''''<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Favorite Pokemon]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Shut up" backwards. Because it is backwards, Chris thinks it is more debasing than the normal version of the phrase.
</blockquote>

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== Q ==
|-
|

;q-sand
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Short for quarter sandwich (i.e. a quarter of a sandwich).

<blockquote>
''So, mom ignored her and ate the '''q-sand''' in front of her.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Appeared in an [[Jackie E-mails 31|e-mail]] sent to [[Jackie]] dated August 5, 2011. Most likely unnecessarily used as a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|way past cool]] abbreviation.
</blockquote>

;quarters
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An office space; headquarters.

<blockquote>''Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her '''quarters''' and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whenever Chris says that he's being brought to someone's office, he always refers to it as their "quarters", as if he was being brought to some kind of evil hideout. This could be to add unnecessary dramatic effect to his stories.

2. ''(noun, pl.)'' coins, no matter their origin or worth.

<blockquote>''Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C '''quarters''' and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change?''<ref>[[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The first time this word was used like this was in [[Sonichu 9]], where it is revealed that [[CWCville]] issues its currency in the form of "C-quarters" and "W-quarters". According to this issue, 10 C-quarters, make up a single W-quarter, which ultimately defeats the whole concept of the "quarter" coin. Despite being a part of the United States, CWC-ville still issues this strange form of currency, along with US dollars. Because of this, Chris likely decided to refer to his currency as "quarters" so that it could technically count as US currency.</blockquote>

;quite
<blockquote>1. ''(exclamation)'' A fancy replacement of the word "right" or "correct".

<blockquote>''Arthur: Magi-Chan, it's because of his-- you know, he wants to help all of his friends, and with his ability to contact them all simultaenously at the same time, it's an amazing ability to have.</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Chris: '''Quite''', he is the psychic type, after all.''<ref name=CatKnight>[[CatKnight Interview]]''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adverb)'' to the utmost or most absolute extent or degree; absolutely; completely.

<blockquote> ''Hm. Not enough to, uhh... Well, he knows quite-- he can see '''quite''' a bit far into the future, but although there are details of which you might not be able to see, a point or two.'' <ref name=CatKnight/></blockquote>

<blockquote>''For a hundred dollars? Th-that's, that's '''quite''', that's uh, it'd take more funds for me to, more funds than that for me to be able to acquire the material figures...''<ref name=CatKnight/></blockquote>

Origin: Chris infamously used this word, along with "indeed" ad nauseam in his interview with [[Arthur Spatchcock]], believing that doing so is essentially the same as speaking his language, British if you will.</blockquote>

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== R ==
|-
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;raincoat
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a condom.

<blockquote>''You ARE the woman...we gotta stop by [[Wal-Mart|Wall-Mall-Wart]] on the way for a "'''raincoat'''".''<ref>[[Sonichu 7 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "raincoat" is actually an archaic slang term for the word "condom".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat</ref> Given that Chris has been raised by two geezers his whole life, and that part of his childhood has consisted of [[Gilligan's Island|old TV shows]], Chris thought that people would understand what he meant when he states that his Mary Sues are having protected sex with a raincoat.</blockquote>

;[[random-access humor]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' non-sequitur.

<blockquote>''Punchy grew up in a dojo, where he perfected his punches. He is also full of '''random-access humor'''. He lost his tail in a brutal fight.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his brain is completely random, and it always spews out incoherent garbage. In his mind, this works in the same way a computer processes random-access memory.<ref name=FatherCall/>

</blockquote>

;rapier
[[File:ReldnahcTheRapier .jpg|thumb|Reldnahc the Rapier]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun, attributive)'' rapist, sexual assailant.

<blockquote>
''Now! My '''rapier''' friend, I would very much like you to get off me, please.''<ref>[[Sonichu 12]], [[:File:SchuComic12-1P60.jpg|page 60]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris-Chan Sonichu calls [[Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc#Fictional_biography|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] his "rapier friend" in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]] after Reldnahc tackles him to the ground in a suggestive pose and touches his chest, thus (in Chris's hyperbolic mind) "raping" him. As a double double entendre, he could also be using the externally attested definition, as an adjective meaning "witty",<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective</ref> and metaphorically referring to a kind of thin, sharp-pointed sword. This is incredibly unlikely due to Chris's basic understanding of the English language, and he most likely didn't know "rapist" is the term for one who rapes, not raper or rapier.
</blockquote>

;reality cartoon

<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' The universe.

<blockquote>
''Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a '''reality cartoon'''.''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris's life revolves mainly around [[Vidya]] and cartoons, it would make sense to him that the most believable explanation for the universe and everything in it is that it's all a cartoon. Likely related to Chris's known belief that [[Chris and reality#Fictional characters and media|all fiction actually exists in alternate universes]]. Chris's interactions with the [[Idea Guys]] made this idea seem even more plausible to him.
</blockquote>

;[[recycling]]

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' the act of one ingesting their own semen to preserve their sperm count.

<blockquote> I '''recycle''' my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do masturbate.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref> </blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having very little knowledge of how the male reproductive system works, thinks that men can run out of sperm from masturbating or orgasming too much. Fearing the loss of "potential children", Chris actually thinks that by ingesting the sperm back into his body, his sperm count will stay in balance, thus, he is "recycling" it.

</blockquote>

;[[Redemption Arc]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's alleged period of redemption.

<blockquote> I am in my '''Redemption Arc'''. Please be kind to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.<ref>[[:File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg]]</ref> </blockquote>

Origin: Named after the common trope found in fiction, where a villainous character atones for past actions.

</blockquote>

;reeb
[[Image:4centgarbagereeb.jpg|thumb|Glug! Glug! Glug!]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' beer or any other alcoholic beverage of the like.

<blockquote>''Then he glugs his '''reeb''', heh-heh, and then he conks out.''<ref>[[Sonichu 8 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, thinking he's so [[Slow-in-the-minds|clever]], decided to censor any mention of the word "beer" in his comics, by spelling the word backward.</blockquote>

;Resident-Evil refrigerator

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The refrigerator in the previous Chandler Household.

<blockquote>''Kitchen very much blocked off all over... with the '''Resident Evil refrigerator''' right there.''<ref>[[Tour of Chris's House II]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to the fridge as the "Resident Evil" kind, because in Japan, the game ''{{w|Resident Evil}}'' is known as ''Biohazard''. Considering the quality of the household, that name may very well fit the description of the fridge in the state it was in before filming the [[Tour of Chris's House II|Second House Tour]].</blockquote>

;[[Respectable Frames]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's aviator glasses.

<blockquote>''Grandmother Glasses? These are Respectable Frames I have picked out from Wal-Mart.''<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris defends the pedo-glasses]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in [[Mailbag 20]] in protest of a troll disrespectfully calling his glasses "grandmother glasses".</blockquote>

;romps in the hay

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' sexual intercourse

<blockquote>''This page, by the way, was drawn before last March, so stuff Has Happened since then, it is all good. Go ahead and Muck It Up in your heads, Trolls; I Am BiSexual, and I Laugh at your Jokes. (Awesome Romps in the hay with him, as well as Cryzel)''<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has used this term since at least 2018.
</blockquote>

;[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The female counterpart of the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]].</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Rosechu of CWCville, [[Rosechu]]. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the last name of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' character, Amy Rose, and "Raichu", the evolved form of a Pikachu.</blockquote>

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== S ==
|-
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;[[saga]]
<blockquote>1 ''(noun)'' An ongoing event within Chris's life.

<blockquote>''A Sonichu Special: CWC's Love Quest '''Saga'''''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris was actually the first to use the term "saga" as Christorians know it today, using it as such when describing his Love Quest on the cover of [[Sonichu 4]]. It wasn't until the Miyamota Saga when the term was used by Christorians to describe ongoing events in Chris's life as we know it.</blockquote>

;salty
<blockquote>1 ''(adjective)'' showing more maturity or coarseness than is expected, especially knowledge of [[honest]] topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]].

<blockquote>''Ah, but I am not the weak person they think I am; I am much, much '''saltier'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon a line from "Bowling Girls", ninth episode of ''[[Excel Saga]]'': "But I'm not the sweet little girl I was a few minutes ago! I'm much, much saltier now!" "Salty" in this context derives from naval lingo, since the most experienced sailors would have greater exposure to both the saltwater seas and worldly experiences.
</blockquote>

;[[Scale of Respect|scale of respect]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his respect for other people.

<blockquote>''I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my '''Scale of Respect''' each by 2 points''<ref>[[Scale of Respect]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, like most other autistics, tends to view the world based on numerical values due to their lack of understanding of certain abstract concepts such as respect. Because of this, Chris made his very own numerical scale to decide on who should be respected, compared to who shouldn't.</blockquote>

;seinor
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Misspelling of senior.

<blockquote>''A cool Junior or '''Seinor'''-Year student, and follow their example on asking others out''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An example of how the “i before e rule” escapes Chris.

</blockquote>

;self-epic
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' describing a situation which is epic, and at the same time related to Chris and his various clones.

<blockquote>''And I will square-off in the TRULY '''SELF-EPIC''' Battle between me, and my Dark Half.''<ref>[[An Important Update]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Chris and his Ego|Self-explanatory]].</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;self-masturbation
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Mass debating|masturbation]].

<blockquote>'''''Self-masturbation''' is really arduous and annoying.''<ref name=15min>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris decided to add the prefix "self-" to make it clear that he was stroking his own [[duck]], apparently unaware that use of said prefix is redundant (the term masturbation typically implies self-pleasure unless one specifies otherwise).</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;self-sexually active
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' in the habit of [[Mass debating|masturbating]].

<blockquote>''And Another Thing, yes, I will admit I was '''self-sexually active'''; WAS. You all turned me off of Sex LONG Before I even thought of coming out as Trans in ‘14.''<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A modification of "sexually active".</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;ship
[[File:Chillaxingcard.jpg|200px|thumb|An example of a "shipping".]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An act of two or more OCs interacting with or performing any given action towards one another, regardless of any romantic feelings.

<blockquote>''You must take a Pony card from the grid and reattach it elsewhere with this '''Ship'''. That card's power activates. At the end of the turn, until the Pony card attached with this '''Ship''' is discarded of removed from the grid, it gains the Keyword Villain.''<ref>[[:File:EpicOnlineBully.jpeg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An abbreviation of the word "relationship". Chris learned the term from the card game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]'', a My Little Pony fan game satirizing the popular internet trend of shipping. He used the game as another creative medium to sell items to fans, trolls, weens, and enablers.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;shitful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' hurtful; defamitory.

<blockquote>''And this is the last time I will ever say anything in response to your '''shitful''' and hurtful comments and hatred for Hate's Sake!''<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Shitful is a vulgar slang word, synonymous with words like "boat-load" or "truck-load". Chris may have seen the "shit" part of this word and assumed that it was a more profane version of "hateful". Disregarding its actual meaning, the word to Chris is used for situations that seem "shitty" to him.</blockquote>

;[[SLGBTQ]]

<blockquote>1. ''(acronym)'' an extended acronym for LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) which includes "straights" and "questioning people".

<blockquote>''Considering your logo there, Texas will be feeling more love from the '''SLGBTQ''' community; give us props and Love, Lone Star State.''<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Hurricane Harvey and SLGBT]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first used this acronym, he didn't explain what groups the "S" or "Q" were supposed to represent, making plenty of people confused. Eventually, Chris revealed that the "S" represents '''s'''traight and cis-gender people, while "Q" represents "'''q'''ueers" or "'''q'''uestioning people". Chris believes that if he included straight people into LGBT, then those particular people would feel more invited to join into the community. Considering the fact that gay people are minorities, adding the "S" to LGBT only defeats the entire purpose of identifying people as LGBT in the first place.</blockquote>

;[[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a mentally handicapped person

<blockquote>''And finally, after a hard "odd" day, he rides home on a bus, but unfortunately, it had a few "'''slow-in-the-minds'''" on it.''<ref name=AWeekWith>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: While the exact origin of the term is unknown, slow-in-the-minds was first used by Chris in a high school assignment.<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks#Help This Unborn Child]]</ref> "Slow-in-the-minds" works as a stand in for the less-socially-acceptable "retard", so it's possible that Chris created this CWC-ism in order to self-censor.

</blockquote>

;slow-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' mentally retarded

<blockquote>''As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look '''slow-minded'''; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest.''<ref>[[Chris emails 2007#February]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''OK, I can definitely name you a few reasons, like there was this one [stutters] …there was this one '''slow-minded''' individual named Tony. He was like as big as-he was as big and strong as an ox. He just kept on making all the moanings and noises and whatnot, and he sometimes even-even-a couple of times he even spat on me, and he even bopped me on the back of the head once or twice during the whole-during the whole time I knew him there.''<ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' stupid, but not quite retarded

<blockquote> ''I'll admit I have had some '''slow-minded''' moments. But I am certainly not totally retarded.''<ref>[[Father Call#Crossing the Naïve Line (1:46:21-1:52:36)]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!
[[Image:SNERGEN FLERGEN!.PNG|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A phrase one may shout out when asked for attendance.

<blockquote>'''''SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!'''''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic9P6.jpg]]</ref>
''-What?''

''Uh...here!''
</blockquote>

Origin: An obvious example of Chris's [[CWC-isms#R|random-access humor]]. This weird phrase appeared in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], when the cast was asked for their attendance during a [[CWC-isms#D|Dating Education]] class. When [[Wild Sonichu]] was asked for his attendance, he blurted out this phrase as Chris's many attempts to be funny in his comics. Given Chris's childish sense of humor, it would make a whole lot of sense for him to include a character randomly blurt out a nonsensical phrase out of nowhere.</blockquote>

;snooze cruise
<blockquote>1. a long period of slumber

<blockquote> ''Next, he had Trigonometry...I'd hate to be Christian when his nerves kicked into action after waking up from a "notey" '''snooze cruise''', but I was.''<ref name=AWeekWith/></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]'', in the Super Sonic's Story cutscenes, after Sonic gets woken up by Tails: "I was on a snooze cruise, I guess!"

</blockquote>

;somecummpentydifferent
<blockquote>1. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce a change in subject.

<blockquote>''Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for '''somecummpentydifferent''' — a bunch of good pushups!''<ref>[[Getting Foam Ed]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce use of [[random-access humor]].

<blockquote>''And now for '''somecummpentydifferent'''. BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, Greeg, why is people running away.''<ref>[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different ''from''.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is trying to say "And now for something completely different" like John Cleese does on [[Monty Python]]. Suffice to say Cleese's ability to say three multisyllabic words in rapid succession exceeds that of Chris.</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|somkey]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' The quality of having smoked recreationally, be it tobacco, marijuana, or some other substance.

<blockquote>''Thank our mayor, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler that CWCville is a clean city; nobody has to go home drunk or '''somkey'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A simple corruption of the word 'Smokey', used by [[Jamsta Sonichu]] and [[Lolisa Rosechu]] during their report on [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|Spring Break, 2008!]].
</blockquote>

;[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]
<blockquote>1. (noun) The male counterpart of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Sonichu of CWCville, Sonichu. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the name of the titular character of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', Sonic, and "Pikachu".</blockquote>

;soo
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Very, Very much.

<blockquote>''Dear Blanca, I am '''soo''' happy that you were revealed as my True, Honest Sweetheart-To-Be''<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In writing, Chris often adds extra o's to the word "so" to prolong the "o" sound and show added emphasis. This has the (unintentional?) effect of mimicking the speech patterns of a Valley Girl or an effeminate homosexual. However, where most people would add two or more o's, (e.g., "I love you sooo much!"), Chris frequently only adds one, resulting in "soo," which makes the word look like it's supposed to be pronounced "sue".

This may originate from pamphlets published by [http://www.channing-bete.com/ Channing Bete], [[Autism|short and uninformative]] self-help pamphlets often handed out at churches, the last page of which often feature a summary headlined by "Soo…" Given his distrust of help from anyone other than [[Rocky]], it is not entirely impossible that Chris has read Channing Bete pamphlets occasionally.

This is one of many recurring jokes in the [[Sonichu Audiobooks]] in which the narrator pronounces words like "soo" as they are literally spelled, instead of how Chris intended them to be read.
</blockquote>

;soul-bonding
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Sexual intercourse as a means of purifying someone.

<blockquote>What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara's health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Coddling, Talking, and Supportive '''Soul Bonding''' to mainly Extend her Life, personally by Divine Intervention.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has somehow come under the delusion that having sex with his mother would "purify" her, and extend her lifetime, all through the act of bonding each other's souls.

</blockquote>

;soup beds
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Homeless shelter with beds

<blockquote>'' I mean, we have soup kitchens and we have '''soup beds'''. We should really combine the two into SOUP HOTELS!''<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris tries to distill his "soup hotel" idea into its two components, but he mangles one of them by retaining the "soup" prefix.
</blockquote>

;sourdough region
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The crotch area

<blockquote>''Its weak point is still the '''sourdough region''', but it would take FIVE KICKS to get to it''<ref>[[Sonichu 4 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In his Sonichu comics, Chris has decided to make the main weakness of the jerkops their crotch. The weakest of the jerkops take only one kick to be taken down, while higher-ranking jerkops like [[Jerkhief]], take five. The reason why Chris refers to this spot as the "sourdough region" is unknown, but most of his other CWC-isms already tend to sound so nonsensical to begin with, it barely even matters.</blockquote>

;spike on one's shoulder
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' refers to the act of holding grievances towards someone.

<blockquote>''There was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he had a '''spike on his shoulder''' against me.''<ref>[[Father Call#The Shit Hits the Fan (33:24-39:17)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A confusion with the phrase "chip on one's shoulder".</blockquote>

;spot
<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' A small amount.

<blockquote>''the recent 43.98 purchase was actually a ''spot'' of Wheeling and Dealing I did; I actually spent less to make a profit.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris likes to retardedly incorporate British English into his sentences when he has the chance, possibly to sound more classy than he actually is. The phrase "A spot of X" is a British English idiom referring to a small amount of something.</blockquote>

;sticky dream
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A wet dream

<blockquote>''After falling back asleep Chris had a "'''sticky dream'''."''<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris claims that a "wet dream" actually refers to wetting one's bed as opposed to nocturnal emission.
</blockquote>

;straight path
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The quality of being heterosexual and cisgender

<blockquote>''And, besides, if you stray away from the '''straight path''', it can really jeopardize the entire future of the world and the human race.<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had an intense fear of "falling off the straight path". When he states this, he is essentially referring to being on the path to straightness, in the same way a normal person would refer to someone being on the path to success. Chris also had this unrealistic idea that being in contact with gay men would suddenly make him gay too, making him fall off the path. Possibly also an allusion to the phrase "straight and narrow" and/or the Biblical passage Matthew 7:14: "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;[[Sub-Episodes|sub-episode]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The side stories in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: A result of Chris's use of [[Chris and English#Television jargon|television jargon]] in his comics.</blockquote>

;sumbah
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Minced oath for "son of a bitch."

<blockquote>''Yo, Christian, thanks for saving my sister from that crazy '''sumbah'''''<ref>[[Sonichu Special 4]], page K-4</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Probably based upon "sumbitch."
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetbolt|sweetbolt]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pet name used by [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Ahh..that salad was great! What's wrong '''sweetbolt'''?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' A sweetheart.

<blockquote>''I understand, and I will NEVER put it against you. Yes, as your '''SweetBolt'''. :)?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first worked on his Sonichu comics, he tried to incorporate as many references to electricity as he can to match with the Pikachu part of the titular character. A portmanteau of the CWC-ism "sweetheart" and "bolt".
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart|sweetheart]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A potential lover.

<blockquote>''Oh, gee, I'm sorry Bionic, but back then I was na- I was naive on dating and all that, so I just didn't think of it at the time. But if you a '''sweetheart''', Meg has created quite a few foxy characters. If she's cool with it, you could go out with one of them.''<ref>[[Sonichu 6 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Another cutesy pet name given to candidates of his Love Quest.</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An ideal sweetheart beyond the friend zone.

<blockquote>''For days to weeks to months to years, I Felt So Lonesome and Incomplete. But I didn't STOP! In the name of Love, and the fact that there had to be a Boyfriend-Free Girl out there, somewhere, for me to get to know, grow a strong companionship with and make into a '''Sweetheart from the Ground-Up''', so in later years, after the inevitability of my parents leaving me, I WON'T BE ALONE. And I can eventually realize my dream of being a good husband, and father of a pretty girl named Crystal.''<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: As stated, Chris intended to use this weird phrase to indicate that he wants an ideal gal-pal well beyond the friend zone. Chris thought this phrase sounded so clever that he used it constantly.</blockquote>
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== T ==
|-
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;teenages

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The 13-19 age group; teenage years.

<blockquote>''Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all '''teenages''', as well as the, uh, gals.''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's [[Future Message]], he attempts to talk down to just about every age group. In order to do this, he starts his video off with the quote above. Chris clearly couldn't think of a way to refer to teenagers, so he decided to refer to such people by "teenages". A butchering of "people of all ages".</blockquote>

;teir
[[File:Teir.png|thumb|200|Chris spelling tier wrong.]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Misspelling of tier.

<blockquote>''$1 '''Teir'''''<ref>[[Patreon]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Yet another example of how Chris is unaware of “i before e”. In a June 2019 update, he managed to spell tier wrong throughout multiple descriptions, despite the correctly-spelled word being visible right on the page.</blockquote>

;telekinesis

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Telepathy, i.e. communication through long distances, usually via psychic or supernatural means.

<blockquote>''I’ve been communicating with her through '''telekinesis''', and she sounded very lonesome.''<ref>[[Silvana]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas tele'''kine'''sis means ''moving'' objects from a distance with psychic powers (c.f. ''[[wikipedia:kinetic energy|kinetic]]''), Chris has never used the term properly. [[Magi-Chan|Psychic]] [[Silvana|characters]] in the [[comic]] have both powers of telekinesis and telepathy, but Chris has only used the former to refer to both.
</blockquote>

;Temple

<blockquote>1. [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]].
<blockquote>''Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine Kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the '''Temple'''.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In [[2019]] Chris designated his house as the "Temple of CWC Sonichu" due to his growing [[Messiah complex]].
</blockquote>

;That was a straw that sold the blade to the executioner

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' That was the final straw.

<blockquote>''And on top of that, literally doxing someone on [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi]], because someone has a hold over [[Bismuth|Naught]] to the point of him having to feel very insecure about himself. And the topper, in my eyes, one of y'all sent threats to [[Praetor|Anni]]. Fortunately, she completely missed and overlooked that memo in her inbox. '''That was a straw that sold the blade to the executioner'''.''<ref>[[MKR DMs]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used the phrase in listing his grievances against some members of the [[Watchmen]].
</blockquote>

;theoretical ex

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' One of the trolls who posed as a potential love interest for Chris during the classic period of trolling, between 2008 and 2011; a catfish, generally-speaking.

<blockquote>''Yeah, it’s like, you know, even when I try to make a new relationship, uh, especially among the '''theoretical rex-, exes''' I had, I still could not tell which was which…''<ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript#Chris's history with the trolls]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris started calling the trolls who pretended to be his girlfriends during the classic era "theoretical exes" around the time of his date with [[Catherine|Catie]]. When pressed by Cousin Al as to what he meant, he cited that people may not always be who they say they are on the Internet.
</blockquote>

;This Viral Event

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The worldwide Coronavirus ([[COVID-19]], SARS-CoV-2) outbreak in early [[2020]], which began in [[China]] on New Year's Eve [[2019]] and has since become the most severe pandemic since the Spanish flu of 1918. Regarded by Chris as a trivial excuse to cancel a perfectly good ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention.

<blockquote>''The Bottom Line is that '''This Viral Event''' is actually a better step in our own developments and evolution, as well as a deity-level test to sort out the weak from the moderate and strong of mental and soulful intervals, and nothing else.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's [[Chris and religion|theodicy]] assigns any misfortune in the world to the Dimensional Merge. As the disease's spread has caused many governments to forbid large gatherings as a sanitary measure, it has become a [[Chris and His Ego|personal inconvenience to Chris]]. He believes that the pandemic will soon be stopped by [[OC|fictional characters]]' efforts,<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of dimensional merge]]</ref> making it nothing but a transient event.</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|tobacky]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' tobacco or tobacco products

<blockquote>''If I could, I would take every last ounce of '''tobacky''', put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon.''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: American English slang, used by Chandlers since 1856,<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tobacky#English</ref> and for [[random access humor]] since 1928.<ref>[http://www.uwosh.edu/home_pages/faculty_staff/earns/song.html Back in Nagasaki Where the Fellers Chew Tobaccy]</ref> Chris hates the act of smoking cigarettes so much that even uttering the word "tobacco" makes him feel uncomfortable, so Chris uses this as a retarded {{w|minced oath}}.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref></blockquote>

;tom-tom
[[File:Duck Pounding Some Tom-Tom.jpeg|thumb|A duck pounding some tom-tom real hard]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia.

<blockquote>''MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR '''TOM-TOM''' TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from the short Adult Swim music video, ''Pound my Tom-Tom'', which served as the intro to the cartoon, ''Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil''.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow</ref> Considering Chris barely understands anything adult, the fact that this was meant to be a bad euphemism, which the character, Lucy, used to avoid directly mentioning her vagina, flew over his head.</blockquote>

;[[Tomgirl Pictures|tomgirl]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A femboy, which is a person who identifies as male though still cross dresses.

<blockquote>''I am '''Tomgirl'''.''<ref>[[:File:I_am_tomgirl.jpg|PSN comment as of 6 April 2011]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: analogous to "tomboy", i.e. a girl who likes boy-stuff.

</blockquote>

;too many crooks

<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of dissatisfaction with an overabundance of evildoers.

<blockquote>''Well, call it--this was "too many crooks." '''Too many crooks!''' Too many crooks! And that ED page is one of those crooks.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon the idiom, "too many cooks spoil the broth." Although that idiom means something, this is just an incomplete sentence.
</blockquote>

;took my idea for a fall

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Refers to ruining Chris's [[Love Quest]] plans.

<blockquote>''I am very mad and upset, because that JERK took my idea for a fall, just like that XXXXX at PVCC did!''<ref>[[CWC%27s Diary#2004]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this in his poem [[Saddest Heart in the World]] as well as a 2004 diary entry. Appears to be a mangling of "took me for a fool."</blockquote>

;[[Toxic Trio]]

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A combined name for the Watchmen [[Naught]], [[Kyle]], and [[MKRNightVee]]

<blockquote>''Hey, @everyone. For starters, in light of the recent events @Neko has been through, and the light shedding on the toxic trio, an announcement with care for now:
To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regard to us of 1218.''<ref>[[:File:TheKnights1stLayer-26Jun21 - Chris intro.png]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used by Chris when he joined The WCT's [[Knights of CWC]] Discord server after WCT convinced him to distance himself from the "trio".</blockquote>

;triage

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' ménage à trois; a romantic relationship between three people.

<blockquote>''Magi-Chan Sonichu, Silvana Rosechu & Mewtwo / A Loving '''Triage'''''<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts‎‎#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A corruption or misspelling of "triad", possibly influenced by the ending of "ménage". "[[wikipedia:Triage|Triage]]" is a real word with a completely different meaning and unrelated etymology.
</blockquote>

;trollin' stupid

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Very stupid, in a manner pertaining to trolling.

<blockquote>''Because that's what you deserve, you God damn womanizing raping... '''trollin' stupid''' pickle suited... nigger!''<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to have coined this phrase for his [[CWC "Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]] lyrics with "trollin'" serving as an intensifier along the lines of "fucking."
</blockquote>

;true and honest

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' something [[Honest content|honest]].

<blockquote>''I like sharing my honest feelings with other people because they're good feelings, most of the time. And more importantly they are '''true and honest''' feelings. SO THERE.''<ref>[[For Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris first used the adjective with reference to his love for [[PandaHalo]], and the adjective was often used by [[Liquid Chris]].
</blockquote>
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== U ==
|-
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;ugly growth

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to refer to his own penis negatively.

<blockquote>''"Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the '''Ugly Growth''' Up Mine!"''<ref>[[Colin Chat 2]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Un-clit|un-clit]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A piercing Chris got on his perrinium as an immitation clitoris.

<blockquote>''It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my '''un-clit'''.''<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: During his Tomgirl years, Chris was, and still is, very desperate to gain female body traits such as bigger breasts, wider hips, a fully functioning vagina, etc. In order to get a part of the work done, Chris got a piercing on his taint as a sort of pseudo-clitoris, showing more of Chris's limited knowledge of female anatomy. </blockquote>

;uncouth
[[File:Uncouth Twat.png|thumb|Most uncouth!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' unlikeable, lacking good manners.

<blockquote>''And, by the way, among which, You give the Males a Most Terrible and Horrible Name in your behavior. Most '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Trump is most Immature, '''Uncouth''', and Not Valid to be president.''<ref>[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I felt it appropriate to change my profile photo back to the filtered one for what happened in France the while back with due respect of the continuing of Trump's most drastic and '''uncouth''' actions in office.''<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''You, sir, are '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>[[April 2017 tweets#Trump, you mocked the mentally-challenged]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''All of you are nothing but immature, borish, '''uncouth''', and damned Neanderthals.''<ref>[[Sonic Boom Protests#Chris Rages On]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Not Sexual Fantasy; Friendships, You '''Uncouth''' Cad. Hmpf!''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Unleashing his inner Brit]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And as it Had been My fault on that #NationalGirlfriendTweet that started the whole mess, that was Why I chose whole-heartedly to Harass Me instead of Doopie or Anyone Else who was being harassed with the mis-content from Years Ago from me taken Out Of Context, Mind you, because Harassing Anyone at Anyone else’s Expense is Just Plain Wrong, Bullying, and '''Uncouth'''!''<ref>[[October 2017 tweets]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''And it was ignored by you that Talulah Bankhead coined the term for Tabitha, you '''Uncouth''' Twat.''<ref>[[August_2017_tweets#Tabitha addresses CWC flame war]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I agree it is shameful of these people to have accounts just to haze at me and all others, Soo '''uncouth'''.''<ref>[[NightStar2891 tweets#Twitter spam for Tabitha]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You '''Uncouth''' Cads!''<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Still missing Quinn]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As demonstrated, Chris uses this word way more than any 21st-century [[American]] would. It is often speculated that Chris picked up this word from an ''MLP'' episode, where Applebloom and Applejack are talking about what the word "uncouth" means.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SrQ-Oz1k4</ref> Seeing how this conversation alone is somehow a staple in the Brony subculture, and how Chris is one of those Bronies who sees more [[Night_Star#Chris_spills_the_beans|meaning]] in the show than it actually possesses, Chris likely picked up this term due to how foreign and smart it sounded to him.

Chris is also notorious for his use of British English whenever he tries to make it seem he knows what he's talking about. It is also fairly likely Chris may have adapted this word solely because he thinks British English words will make him sound smarter.
</blockquote>

;[[UNGA-WUNGA]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A sexual chant from the [[Cherokian Clan]].
<blockquote>''There is no quote to directly cite the use of this CWC-ism. This CWC-ism was used in one of Chris's art pieces appropriately named "UNGA-WUNGA"''</blockquote>
Origin: Comes from a horrifying art piece Chris drew of himself banging [[Jackie]] against a tree while a group of Cherokians masturbate to their orgy.<ref>[[:File:Unga_Wunga_Time.jpg]] (NSFW)</ref> As for the questionably racist phrase itself, Chris simply stated that it was "just a random phrase I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref></blockquote>

;unto
<blockquote>1. ''(preposition)'' Archaic or poetic form of the word "to".

<blockquote>''Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully '''unto''' you, Julie.''<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''I am very devastated, due to my SHATTERED HEART that [[Mary Lee Walsh|XXXXX]] caused '''unto''' me!''</blockquote>

Origin: Another one of Chris's autistic ways of sounding smart, possibly in imitation of the Bible. (c.f. ''[[Chris and hypocrisy|Do unto others...]]''). Chris uses this form more frequently than most English speakers of the 21st century should, even when it sounds unwieldy.
</blockquote>
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== V ==
|-
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;vaginatables

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia

<blockquote>''There is no quote to cite the use of this CWC-ism. Chris used this CWC-ism in an e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com".''</blockquote>

Origin: A strange hybrid of the words "vagina" and "vegetables", purely for Random-Access Humor.</blockquote>

;vege-marmite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Vegemite

<blockquote>''Certainly not a '''vege-marmite''' sanwich. Lol''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A retarded pun made by Chris to state his distaste for veggie marmite. Coincidentally, vegemite is essentially marmite, yeast extract from brewing beer turned into a pungent, salty paste, with vegetables and spices added in.<ref>{{w|Vegemite}}</ref></blockquote>

;vestite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A transvestite person.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and '''Vestites'''; ID as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref name=Vestites/></blockquote>

Origin: In the above post, Chris intended to write the words "transgender" and "transvestite" in the same sentence without duplicating the trans suffix. He did so by adding a space between the prefix and the respective endings. It is worth mentioning that "Vestite" is a word in Latin, and simply refers to being clothed, without any connotations regarding cross-dressing.</blockquote>

;[[Virgin with Rage|virgin with rage]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An individual who is sexually frustrated

<blockquote>''Tell me why
I'm stuck as a '''virgin with rage'''!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"''<ref>[[So Need a Cute Girl]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The idea of being a virgin and not having a sweetheart was something that greatly upsetted Chris. He would throw tantrums after losing a potential sweetheart, and thus missing out on an opportunity to lose his virginity.</blockquote>

;[[Virginia is for virgins]]

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase that pushes the idea that the citizens of Virginia won't allow Chris to get a girlfriend solely due to his autism.

<blockquote>"'''VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS''', NOT LOVERS!"<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: An intentional butchering of the phrase "Virginia is for Lovers". His belief that the state of Virginia is behind some kind of conspiracy to prevent him from finding true love has started since attending [[PVCC]]. While there, Chris has gotten himself putting up Attraction Signs, loitering with said signs on campus, and even creating a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter series]] in order to attract potential sweethearts. Seeing how all of this violated the school's rules and policies, he was sent directly to the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]] in order for her to straighten him out.<ref>[[Virginia is for Virgins#Origins]]</ref> Of course, Chris took this to be another instance of him being discriminated, solely for being autistic. This, coupled with the fact that he's already failed on several occasions to actually get to date any of his his female friends in high school, reinforced this belief. </blockquote>

;VOTES FOR WOMEN!
[[Image:Ss03.jpg|thumb|Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase shouted in protest of pictures depicting women with penises.

<blockquote>'''''VOTES FOR WOMEN''', STEP IN TIME! VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME! NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME, VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME!''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P52.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a sash Mrs. Banks, a character from [[Mary Poppins]], had worn. Chris clearly took this banner to simply refer to any kind of mistreatment towards women, rather than the fairly obvious implication that she's actually fighting for the right to vote.</blockquote>

<blockquote>''See Also'': [[CWC-isms#W|Women's Rights]]
</blockquote>

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== W ==
|-
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;Walter Grisby
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A man's name often employed in acts of random-access humor.

<blockquote>''"Is this '''Walter Grisby'''? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what? DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"''<ref>[[Random-access humor]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The retconned name of the character formerly known as [[Wes Iseli]].

Origin: Unknown; thought by some to be a reference to the Cartoon Network show ''Ed, Edd n Eddy''. A character in the PC game ''The Sims 3'' goes by the name of Walter Grisby, but the game's release post-dates Chris's first uses of the term by some years.
</blockquote>

; Warroir of Love
[[Image:WarriorOfLove.jpg|thumb|300px|History's greatest warroirs.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an advocate for spreading love and peace.

<blockquote>''"People! You do not understand! By Not blocking the Trolls, you are Promoting Hatred; They don't always side with Love. I Am '''Warroir of Love'''."''<ref>[[BlockTheTrolls#Campaign]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misspelling of the word "warrior". Chris considers himself a "warrior of love" because he believes that he is the [[Chris and kindness|voice of kindness]]. Most likely derived from the derogatory term "Social Justice Warrior", a term used for individuals who advocate for social justice and equality.
</blockquote>

; water on the rocks
[[File:Water and Dasani.jpeg|thumb|200px|Literally a drink on the rocks.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' water poured over Chris's [[magic stones]] for drinking.

<blockquote>''#DrinkWater; Filtered or Bottled, preferred; Quartz, Rose Quartz, or Amethyst optional to enjoy it '''on the rocks''' (held in place with aluminum wire).''<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#watch anime to kill coronavirus]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''staying hydrated with more than 101.4 ounces of filtered '''water on the rocks''' within a #Glacce bottle''<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#GFuel and meditation]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In accordance with his [[Magical thinking|New Age]] beliefs, Chris purchased a Glacce water bottle for $80+, which features a crystal display set inside. He later placed one of his [[magic stones]] into it, crudely held in by aluminum wire, and refers to drinking from the bottle as "water on the rocks."
</blockquote>

;well-breasted
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Having large breasts.

<blockquote>''And her image dawned upon me in my imagination, starting out as the '''well-breasted''' pink electric-hedgehog (Pok'emon) with the long Raichu-like tail, I drew her outfit onto her in red and Battery-Charged Blue.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Rosechu|CWCipedia article on Rosechu}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusion between "well-endowed" and "large-breasted".

</blockquote>

;witching hours
<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' The time between midnight and 4 AM that Chris cannot fall asleep during.

<blockquote>'' I know that I'm gonna be more effective with the '''witching hours''' during the night once again, whether I'm asleep or not, okay.<ref>[[Animated Everfree Message]]</ref>
</blockquote>
Origin: May have been picked up from Chris's increasing interest in the [[Magical thinking|occult]]. Generally, the phrase refers to the midnight hours, with the term being inspired by the ancient belief that supernatural events, like witches, demons, and ghosts, are at their most powerful at midnight. Chris adopted the phrase in reference to his [[Biological clock|unusual sleep schedule]].

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#B|biological clock]]
</blockquote>

;Woahly
<blockquote> 1. ''(interjection)'' Expression indicating surprise.
<blockquote>'' Who is it Rosey? The Stew's almost ready and I... '''Woahly'''..!''<ref>[[:File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p11.png]]</ref>
</blockquote>
Origin: Portmanteau of "woah" and "holy... (as in the beginning of saying holy shit)," found in [[Sonichu 15]].
</blockquote>

;woman up
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' The female equivalent of manning up.

<blockquote>''Fellow autistic people! I encourage you to man and '''woman up''' [Subtitle: "It is Socializing In Real Life or Dust!"] respectively! Go out into the real world, and make real friends with full, great quality friendships! Do it now!''</blockquote>

Origin: Used in the second part of Chris’s Autism Tutorial, where he insultingly attempts to rally up all autistic people (regardless of their functionality) to form proper friendships, all while missing the point of “manning up”.
</blockquote>

;[[Women's rights]] (or Women's Lib)
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Any kind of behavior towards women that does not involve abusing them physically or mentally.

<blockquote>''Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the '''Women's Rights''', For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.''<ref>[[Other documents]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The right for women to not be depicted with a [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]].

<blockquote>''FOR OUR '''RIGHTS AS WOMEN''' AMONG ALL PEOPLE, I WILL OVERPOWER THOSE SLANDEROUS JERKS!!!''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P58.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' The act of women protesting by stripping down naked.

<blockquote>''Well, once we get our centerfolds shot and uploaded, hopefully those bastards will see and admire our beautiful lights.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Yeah, and if nothing else, we can still have a lot of fun trying.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''With our lord's support in our peaceful protest, we can win this fight.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Victory for '''Women's Lib'''''.<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P51.jpg]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of sexism is botched up beyond belief. His zeal towards the rights of women is believed to have originated from watching the 1964 Disney film, Mary Poppins. He was particularly influenced by Mrs. Banks, who has expressed distaste for unequal treatment for women in 1910 London. As to be expected, Chris missed the point of this part of her character, and instead used this in order to justify his treatment towards the women he meets. Chris also believed that the term "sexism" only applies to forms of violence against women, and not necessarily representing in a condescending manner.

</blockquote>

;wooden nickel
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Acoustic guitar.

<blockquote>''I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old '''Wooden Nickel'''; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In real life, a wooden nickel is a now defunct form of currency used during the Great Depression. His use probably refers to the phrase "don't take any wooden nickels" - that is, he is calling the acoustic guitar a semi-worthless imitation of his Guitar Hero controller.
</blockquote>

;worse
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Severely; extremely, in an adverse manner

<blockquote>''IMHO, having Seinor Citizens for Parents throughout your whole life is no picnic; they are '''WORSE''' Overprotective.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;worst mud, muck and bodily fluids

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Mud, among [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|other disgusting things]].

<blockquote>''The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids.''<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: First used by Chris in a June 2012 Facebook post ranting about that damn [[Michael Snyder]]. Refers to having his good name or reputation dragged through the mud, with "bodily fluids" added in an attempt to garner sympathy.
</blockquote>

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;wrath
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Great [[Chris and anger|anger]] or rage. Considered one of the [[Chris and religion|Seven Deadly Sins]].

<blockquote>''Apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise SHE DID NOT REALIZE THE FURY OF MY '''WRATH'''''<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Strength sufficient to lift an office chair.

<blockquote>''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY '''WRATH'''!!''<ref>[[Power]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>
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==X==
|-
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;X2-checking
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Double Checking
<blockquote>''Just '''X2-checking''' if you got the drawing I left you.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-35#post-2511049]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Comes from x2 meaning times two, which means double to Chris.</blockquote>

;XXX-tended
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Sexually explicit
<blockquote>''ESPECIALLY WITH ALL OF THE TRUTH BOMBS AND ROSEY ROSECHU's POST-INTERSEX-TO-FEMALE TRANSITION AND OPERATION NUDES IN THE '''XXX-TENDED''' CONTROVERSIAL VERSION OF MY BOOK NUMBER EIGHT IN 2008!''<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>
;XXXXX
<blockquote>1. ''(noun, censorship)'' censorship of the word "bitch"
<blockquote>''Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM VERY ANGRY AT THAT '''XXXXX'''!''<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Chris's only instance of this peculiar censorship is in his [[diary]]. In it, Chris repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "XXXXX", clearly as a censorship of the word "bitch". Why Chris chose to replace all of the letters in the word with the capital letter "X", instead of using asterisks remains a mystery.</blockquote>

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== Y ==

</blockquote>
|-
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;y'all should know me by now
|-
|<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction to complete strangers.

<blockquote>'''''Y'all should know me by now''', but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, back on March 17th, 2000.''<ref name=csm/></blockquote>
Origin: His second message on YouTube, addressed to the ED trolls. He would use it several more times after this, possibly making this into his tagline. The introduction is made under the assumption that Chris is [[Chris and his Ego|already well-known]]. May have been partially derived from ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'', where a character similarly begins a speech by saying, "You all know me."
</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;yea and merrily
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used to open videos where Chris is feeling [[Messiah complex|messianic]].

<blockquote>'''''Yea and merrily''' to everyone. Welcome to this.''<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Hey everybody! '''Yea and merrily'''.''<ref>[[Simple Existential Q&A]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A stupid play on "yea, verily", an antiquated phrase meaning "yes, truly", often assumed to have been said by Jesus in the {{w|King James Version}} of the Bible. Although the word "verily" is often used by Jesus in the King James Version, the phrase "yea, verily" never actually appears anywhere in the King James Bible. It does, however, appear in the {{w|Book of Mormon}}.
</blockquote>

;You don't rape a hamster!
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase condeming the raping of women kept as sex slaves, but apologizing for acussing someone of doing so.

<blockquote> ''It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. '''You don't rape a hamster!'''''<ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the video [[I am Alive]], where Chris dispels "rumors" that were being propogated by trolls who were vandalizing the CWCipedia. In the video, he apologizes to [[Alec Benson Leary]] for misunderstandings about [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|acussing him of keeping women in his basement]], comparing them to hamsters.</blockquote>

;young at heart

<blockquote>1. ''(noun, attributive)'' An individual with childlike characteristics; a childish person.

<blockquote>''Hello Nintendo! Welcome to my Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston Chandler. I live in Ruckersville, Virginia and I is [sic] 21 years old and I play because I am '''young at heart'''. So anyway we are going to take a tour of my ci-ty...in Animal Crossing.''<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I am '''Young at Heart'''; a concept I have kept within myself since childhood.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''We, the '''Young at heart''' stand alongside our Liked and Cared others.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris more often than not advertises his childish nature as being "young at heart". As if this was a more positive quality of himself, he even goes as far as using this as a reason for girls to fall in love with him in his [[attraction signs]]. This is because Chris can't tell the difference between being a child at heart and being childish. In his mind, people who are considered "childish" actually lead a happier and more exciting life, since he believes that childlike people are more willing to show off their [[kindness]] and are generally more eccentric. In reality, adults who are "young at heart" generally have a somewhat innocent outlook of life and are generally interested in things considered suitable for children, yet understand their responsibilities as adults, something which Chris has failed to do since graduating [[High School]].
</blockquote>
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;zap to the extreme
[[Image:ZapToTheExtreme.png|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Go out and be brave.

<blockquote>''Go! Sonichu! Go out and '''zap to the extreme'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''Now everyone stay green and go out and '''zap to the extr-r-r-r-r-eme'''. Have a lovely day.''<ref>[[A New, Fun Trick]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase is first used on the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], where Chris's self-insert tells Sonichu to "zap to the extreme" as if Chris and Sonichu were in a bona fide [[Pokémon]] tournament. Chris would then end up using this phrase time and again, usually completely out of context of its original meaning.
</blockquote>

;zapbud
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A fictitious flower found in the ''Sonichu'' canon; Rosechu's favorite flower.

<blockquote>''Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, though a '''Zapbud''' is the flower that heals your woes.''<ref name=OdeToRosechu/></blockquote>

Origin: Essentially the result of Chris attempting to create a mythology around his ''Sonichu'' comics, he created some of his own flora as well. Because "zapping" was a very common theme in the earlier issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris thought about naming his flora after this one theme. The term has ironically become popular with trolls and enablers, where they name made-up characters and places after it.</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Yes, my blossoming '''zapbud'''. That's why we are here.''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In this context, the term is used the same way a female lover may be compared to a flower. This was clearly an attempt to make the flora have a greater significance by making it sound like something beautiful.
</blockquote>

;zombie-like

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' To be riddled with dementia.

<blockquote>''Also, Barb is literally a Zombie-Like Living Body with little remaining of Barbara (her Soul) within her anymore; that living body is Running on Fumes at this point. She CAN NOT Drive anymore, regardless of Van loss; she has the fridgid mental activity and physical ability like a scared deer in headlights nearly ALL the time since even before June, 2021.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022|Jail Letter]] where Chris seems to imply that during his affair with his mother, she might have been declining mentally.
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Bigfoot Hunts

2026-03-20T02:04:43Z

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#Redirect [[Sightings]]

C-Log 03182026

2026-03-20T02:03:39Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Quote|We are ALL perverts!}}

'''C-Log 03182026''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 18 [[March 2026]]. He is still curious about a supposed video he remembers titled "Chris-Chan Sucks" which he claims is from [[2006]], he had posted about it a month prior.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Seeking a "Chris Chan Sucks" video]]</ref>

Summary:
*Chris blames his past behavior on [[Meds|SSRI meds]].
*Chris has been a bad person before.
*Chris is [[Honor roll|dumb]] sometimes.
*[[The CWCki]] needs to stop with the [[Sightings|bigfoot photos]].
*This supposedly isn't a [[Chris and anger|rant video]].
*We are all [[Chris and sex|perverts]].
*Chris is annoyed of leaked phone calls with [[theoretical exes]].
*Chris gives a shoutout to [[Otaku King]], seemingly keeping up with him and his videos (Chris tells him he can reach out). He is sorry about his phone. He asks us to help him out.
*Chris tripped and fell on [[HarmonyCon|13 February]] due to being in a hurry, and he also stubbed his right toe. Bad luck!
*Chris [[Sickness|came down with a cold]] last week and is still recovering.
*Prerecorded video will be posted on 20 March, and Chris will open more slots on [[Cameo]] soon.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = C-Log 03182026
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1Op4g4P3qQc}}
| stardate = 18 [[March 2026]]
| subject = {{autism|text}}, {{trollsicon|text}}, {{sex|text}}, {{television|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}, {{convention|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{theclassic4.0|text}} (w/ [[Finland|Superdry shirt]] & [[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon hoodie]])
| previous = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 5, Ultimate Miracle Chaos Control]]
| next = [[19 March 2026 Cameo videos]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Just some updates and thoughts.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Follow me on [[BlueSky]]: 
https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprim...

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Official [[Cwclight]] Website, Blog and Store 
https://officialsonichu.com/

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime [[Etsy]] Store 
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...

I'm also on [[Twitter]] 
https://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu

And on [[TikTok]] 
https://www.tiktok.com/@christinechan...}}

==Transcript==
Hey everyone, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime here once again, and I'm just, uh, gonna give you all a serious moment, serious powwow, serious talk to. Guys, it's been on my mind for quite a while now, it's been a concern with me...just I kind of want to talk it out bit, but...

[''[[sigh]]'']

Well kind of like a...potentially a big deal, where...

[''removes glasses'']

I kind of realized and, uh, well learned, it's still a mystery to me for some parts, but...the I've so-...I have been made aware of the new ground...on the video that was uploaded to [[Newgrounds]], I think in [[2006]] if I understand correctly, it's called "Chris-Chan" with a hyphen between "Chris" and Chan", "Chris-Chan Sucks".

So that made me realize...why did people hate me as early as in 2006? What did I do? What did I do wrong at that point? What did I do to offend? I don't understand. I really don't...I really don't...I'm ''still'' baffled about it.

And then of course, um, I am aware, quite aware of myself and everything just...

[''sigh'']

Especially even more so now than I was under the SSRIs...that those medications.

So...obviously, and I'm now going to just come out with a few...choice words here.

Uh, people have labeled me as, well, [[Chris and his ego|narcissistic]], up to potentially being arrogant. Well, okay, you know what? That's fair, I'll...I'll grant you all some of that.

But as early as 2006, ps...people [[Speech impediment|hayed]] me for something like that when they don't...when they didn't know me personally...just...I don't know. I don't know.

And then obviously it's like people were just picking [[speech impediment|l-random]] labels based on something from the pages that I had drawn and written in the Sonichu comic books or...whatever!

Any...did I even have any videos posted online by 2006? I'm not sure. Maybe not, I don't think so, as far as I can recollect anyway, so just...

[''long pause'']

...still blank to me. And then people just get an...all...people...(mumbles)...some of you are watching this as well. The people that did, you know, these...mees...mis...mislabelings, if I also called it, because yes, it was essentially mislabeling me and then just forcing a label upon me that might have been a...not necessary thing, for over those years.

Mm, I will siphon that, just quick powwow, so what I've written and drew and just how I behaved and everything over the...over the years especially in those earlier days just...

[''raises right hand to temple'']

...and when I was under the SSRIs, [[Chris and drugs#Psychiatric_medication|the Paxil, the Paracetine, then much later the Fluoxetine]].

Well, I definitely was not totally well in my mind at that point, or, or rather I was just so dumbed down and everything, now I'm not, so I just feel like I have a more clear picture in my head.

But yeah just...and then the [[autism]].

[''points at his head, then raises both hands'']

The autism, despite me being high-functioning. I can come off as, uh...(raises voice) an emotion, or, something else that I never intended to, like, even just potentially I could come off as even a sociopath or something like that, I mean what, am I the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Psycho American Psycho]'' or something?

I never intended to be that way whatsoever, even if that may come out me sounding like that. That just never, I mean, if you listen to other autistic people and some of them have actually talked about this in their own way as well, just, where, they explained how they talk, and they may come off like that but, obviously, they're not, and I'm not, okay? I never was.

[''long pause'']

But still...I felt like I've been victimized with the...mis...with this gross mislabeling among all the other mislabelings and everything.

[''sigh'']

Just still that bothers me. That's been bothering me. That's been bo...that's been worrisome and concerning. I mean what does it say about this world when you have people like that just doing that to not only me but just random people in gerald...in general...in general...

Somebody in the common public (raises one finger), somebody as a celebrity (raises two fingers), somebody in the government (raises three fingers, then both hands, before putting them down).

[''takes a breath and sighs'']

Right? I don't know. But yeah, just regard...also just something else to comment as well. [[Chris and kindness|I try to be good]], as good as an individual as possible, and I have been victimized and everything, but...just because I have been victimized and I've been [[Chris and English|misabled]] and everything, people felt sorry for me and everything, well...

[''pause'']

That doesn't mean I'm not bad person. [[Speech impediment|I'm allbit this]]. I have been a bad person. I'm all...all things considered, I still am a bad person. But...I simply want to be good, and I want to do good. And I pray every day for that. Just...that's what I want.

And I want people to try to like understand, appreciate that, and not just be like, uh, (raises hands) "Oh, Christian is pulling another act or something". No. Do I sound like I'm pulling on an act?

Seriously, I'm not, I'm being open and honest here. [[Honest Content|Open and honest]]. I can tell you that most directly here. That...but still...

[''long pause'']

I feel like also I never really appreciated my fans who were kind and approached me before, I mean, I kind of a long time for so many years I pretty much been going with the flow of events and everything. I mean, shoot, being on the SSRIs, and...not really...and just me being well, well, I'll go ahead and say this about myself, just a lot of times...

I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I'm just ''dumb''. I'm not tally stupid, but I'm dumb.

Social etiquette, online etiquette, the memes people have become aware of.

[''shrugs'']

Where, what rock have I been hiding under to keep myself from seeing these memes and shit that people from as ...as early as [[2000]] or whatever have been going online and looking at and then watching. Where have I been, hmm?

I don't know. Being sheltered in that in the master bowl that was that [[14 Branchland Court|house in Ruckersville]]. Or whatever. Watching cable television, playing video games.

[''Sigh, followed by a long pause'']

I mean, I don't know, I just...don't...know, okay?

And then obviously, hey, I suddenly just being famous. There he is. 2004 or six or something. Me being famous. It just fell into my lap. It fell into my lap and just...I'm still grasping with how to handle that my own way, I mean, hey, any person just neurotypical, having gone through all this exposure to the hatred and people on the Internet and everything, but...anybody else?

They would have dropped off the Internet some time ago. But not me.

May...I don't totally know why...but...I feel like also remain optimistic of that which is good of the people, the kindness of others, just the actual kindness within, and that's out...that's just outside of the obvious hatred and hate comments posted on the comments boards, the comment section, and so forth, just...that's a whole thing. That's a whole thing.

Am I reading those comments?

[''shakes head'']

Not as much as I end up being used to or sometimes where I was forced to, or even when I just read them out of curiosity, I felt like I need to just be updated like you know, just see look at the CWCki. See, oh look, have I been spotted like Bigfoot again?

[''points at the screen with both hands'']

That's another CRI-TI-CISM!

NO MORE BIGFOOT HUTS!

Stop with the Bigfoot huts!

[''pause'']

[[Chris and English|I've had it with those sharp bug...Bigfoot hunts posed]] upon me because ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

[''punches at the screen''] PFF!

[''pause'']

And you can go ahead and meme that or anything I've said this video, whatever, but I am being gen...authentic and direct right here. All right?

And just anything else that paint me as a, well, somebody that was evil over the years. Well, I don't expect anybody to like me based on all that. I don't expect anybody to be kind to me or anything. And then the allegations that people have misinterpreted me as over the years and they made worse on the Internet. I mean, shoot.

You know, you draw something, you write something. Soommeeetimes...people are going to that SE-RI-OUS-LY!

That is not meant to be a joke. People are going to...literally direct m...pay attention to that and be like, (does a voice impression) "Oh, it, I don't know. This is serious. This is serious. Okay. Well, I guess I always just listen to this and be like...Illjustgolike 'oh, this this just paints me a picture of this individual. Oh, uh, this guy, this guy...(slurring words)...[[Nazis]] and shit!"

[''long pause'']

If you're going to coast...if you're going to post and comment on anything...make sure it's serious. You could not...you got to expect a whole bunch of people just be taking that literally. Not everybody is going to realize that it's a joke. I end up realizing that...such things, such the impersonal comments and details and everything for the (makes a face)...lulz. I'm trying to replicate that meme face.

[''long pause'']

(singsong) ''For the lulz''...pisses me off! Okay?

[''sigh'']

This is not so rant video, but this is becoming just down to earth and everything. I may disappoint a lot of you by saying that you know, I'm not totally good, but here's another ultimate truth I'm going to tell all of you. Just everybody. E-VERY-BO-DY. (points at the screen repeatedly) You, YOU, YOU, YOU (repeats "You" a number of times), YOOOUUU! And me!

ALL OF US! Every single one of us, we have the capability, each of us, we each have the capability of being and doing good. But at the same time, we all are are capable of doing bad and evil, especially if we end up having to or under pressure. Okay?

So just keep that in mind when you're like judging others, and if when you're thinking about that, maybe perhaps you're judging yourselves with that as well.

[[Chris and hypocrisy|Do not judge others for that you are yourself.]]

And you know what?

{{references}}

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{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Cellphones

2026-03-16T21:31:48Z

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#Redirect [[2 Phones]]

Cellphones

2026-03-16T21:31:35Z

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#Redriect [[2 Phones]]

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2026-03-16T21:28:07Z

PsychoNerd054:

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'''[[Love Quest|Relationships]]:'''
[[Attraction Location]] |
[[Boyfriend-free girl]] |
[[Darling]] |
[[Dating education]] |
[[Friend Zone]] |
[[Gal-pal]] |
[[Heart Level]] |
[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] |
[[Love Quest]] |
[[Noviophobia]] |
[[Sweetheart]] |
[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

'''[[Chris and sex|Sex]]:'''
[[China]] |
[[Duck]] |
[[Mass debating]] |
[[Negligee|Negligent]] |
[[Pedofork]] |
[[Pickle]] |
[[Recycling]] |
[[Soul Bonding]] |
[[Virgin with rage]] |
[[Virginia is for Virgins]]

'''[[SLGBTQ|Sexuality and Gender]]:'''
[[Hermaphrodite]] |
[[Homos]] |
[[JERKS]] |
[[Muscle bra]] |
[[SLGBTQ]] |
[[Un-clit]] |
[[Women's rights]]

'''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Himself]]:'''
[[Biological clock]] |
[[Butt garments]] |
[[Captain's Log]] |
[[Christian Love Day]] |
[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] |
[[Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies]] |
[[Honest Content]] |
[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]] |
[[Monthly tugboat]] |
[[Redemption Arc]] |
[[Random-access humor]] |
[[Respectable Frames]] |
[[Saga]] |
[[Scale of Respect]]

'''[[Stress|Stressors]]:'''
[[4-cent_garbage]] |
[[My Little Pony Protests#GOPony|GOPony]] |
[[HEXBox]] |
[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] |
[[Kick the Autistic]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[Naïve]] |
[[Niggos]] |
[[Pmurt]] |
[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] |
[[Slow-in-the-minds]] |
[[Tobacky]] |
[[Toxic Trio]]

'''[[Chris and reality|Fantasies]]:'''
[[Anaxis bird]] |
[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] |
[[Dimension]] |
[[Fangs]] |
[[2 Phones|I Got Two Phones!]] |
[[Iron Curtain]] |
[[OC]]

'''[[Sonichu (comic)|Comics]]:'''
[[Anchuent Prophecy]] |
[[Da Update (CWC-ism)|Da Update]] |
[[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] |
[[Nombie-zazis]] |
[[Parody]] |
[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] |
[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] |
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2 Phones

2026-03-16T21:27:37Z

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{{stub}}

'''2 Phones''' is a [[2015]] rap song by Kevin Gates. It contains the lyrics, "I got two phones, one for the [[Sweethearts|bitches]] and one for the [[Money|dough]]".

Chris began using two cellphones in [[2018]] (despite his dire [[Financhu Crisis|financial situation]]).<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#Chris has two phones]]</ref> When explaining the unusual possession of two phones, Chris alters the lyrics of "2 Phones" to:

{{quote|I got two phones! One for the [[trolls]], and one for my homes! I got two phones! One for the bullies, and one for my friends.<ref name=tcce>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

Chris believed it worthwhile to keep his older phone number which is often the target of [[prank calls]] by trolls, while also funding a new number for trusted acquaintances. In effect, trolls indirectly contributed to Chris's poor financial decision to spend double on phone services to attempt to outmaneuver them. Both of Chris's numbers have since been leaked.

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2026-03-07T20:50:27Z

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Spooky Bones

2026-02-27T12:51:44Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Rumors and Gossiping */

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{{Unreliable|type = cred|subject = Spooky Bones|Is a habitual liar.<ref group = note>Often claims that she doesn't want to start conflict, but repeatedly does so with people she targets.</ref><ref group = note>Lied about her conversations with Hurtful Truth Level on several ocassions, leaving out important context from them or otherwise twisting them.</ref>|Flip flops on her motives.<ref group = note>When questioned on why she was intent on doxing minor Chris orbiters, she gave varying answers to this, either saying it was for the sake of "consistency" or due to it being "funny".</ref>|Selectively discloses rumors and gossip to certain people and leaves out important context.<ref group = note>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Allegations against HTL|Only shared select portions of DMs with Hurtful Truth Level with CWCki mod PsychoNerd054]], telling almost no one else in her Burn Book server about them, and spun it to mean that Hurtful was covering for The WCT.</ref>|Will often put on a friendly facade, and act sycophantic around associates, but act agressively to them when she doesn't get what she wants out of them.<ref group = note>Accused Klop and 4CentUser, two CWCki users that she claimed were "coming around to the truth" of being in on the conspiracy with Hurtful Truth Level when they went against her opinions.</ref>|Has many delusions of grandeur.<ref group = note>Claimed that she's "not a nobody" after claiming that Hurtful dismissed her as if she wasn't important, citing her "work" on Bella and other Chris orbiters.</ref>|Spreads scandalous rumors about people for her own ends.<ref group = note>Spread rumors about Hurtful Truth Level due to him not acknowledging her.</ref><ref group = note>Went after Christuber GiBi, and encouraged other people to target him for "disrespecting" her. Part of this involved accusing them of several crimes.</ref>}}
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|title = Spooky Bones
|name = Spooky Bones
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[[User:SpookyBones|SpookyBones]] 
SB 
Mama Bones 
Spooky Mama 
Regina George 
Regina 
R<ref name = invite>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Invite Link to Second Server]]</ref> 
(not that) Regina 
MakeFetchHappen 
GrafinDusyTold<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/attachments/halal-server-zip.10884/ Zip file of Halal Server leaks hosted at Onion Farms]. See Halal - General - donotuse-old-landing-pad at 06-Aug-21 03:03 PM timestamp</ref> 
Kiwi Farms's Joseph McCarthy<ref group = note>A name that The WCT came up with for Spooky following him getting doxed and gossiped about on Kiwi Farms.</ref>
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|knownfor = • Leading the investigations of [[Bella]] and her associates. 
• Creating and propagating several rumors about Chris's orbiters, many of which Chris himself would later repeat. 
|occupation = Leader of the Mean Girls 
Owner of the Burn Book Discord server 
Moderator of the Kiwi Farms' ILJ subforum (formerly)
|organization = Mean Girls (founder, leader)
|nationality = American
|race = White
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{{quote|As for the presentation of "Christory," an extremely cringe term BTW, used mainly by the terminally autistic, the current rules of the CWCki (as inconsistently applied as they are) really seem constructed to protect weening faggots, one of the lowest forms of life online, worthy to be the footstool of the fucking furries. The best content on the CWCki focuses on old-school Chris content, which is understandable I guess because this is the actually entertaining stuff, but the effect is to glamorize it, leading to this kind of behavior. Wanting to document every single thing that Chris does because Chris is an entertaining sped but shying away from "doxxing [sic]" weens, which is probably the only interesting thing left to do in "Christory", is retarded and the height of hypocrisy, not to mention that the only way to deal with these people is by exposing their shit to the light.|Spooky's philosophy.<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 103668|post = 10322532|writer = Spooky Bones}}</ref>}}

'''Spooky Bones''' (born 8 May 1977),<ref>https://cwcki.club/index.php?members/spooky-bones.1390/</ref> also known as '''Spooky''', '''Regina George''' and '''MakeFetchHappen''', was the owner of the Burn Book Discord server, leader of the Mean Girls, and the leading figure in the investigation of the "[[Twilight of Christory]]", with her primary focus being on [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] and her associates. Spooky also created the OP of Bella's original megathread on Kiwi Farms on 1 August 2021,<ref name = megathread>{{cite farms|thread=96787|writer = Spooky Bones}}</ref> and [[Null]] later made her a moderator of the newly established subforum on Bella.

Spooky was initially held in high regard on several Chris-related circles due to her findings surrounding Bella, giving her major influence over perceptions of Chris and his orbiters. However, Spooky is now infamous for spreading many scandalous rumors and gossip about people in the CWCSphere on a large scale, and relying on doxing, intimidation, and lies to serve what she perceived to be the "greater good" while also glorifying the surface-level elements of the "Classic Era" of Christory.

Following multiple instances of infighting involving her and other users from both the Kiwi Farms and the [[CWCki]], Spooky got demoted as moderator by Null on 2 October 2021,<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 101936|post = 10139820|writer = Vetti}}</ref> and was eventually banned from Kiwi Farms entirely on 14 November.<ref>[[:File:SpookyKFBanExplanation.png]]</ref> Despite this, many of the rumors that Spooky had spread persisted, with some of them reaching Chris in jail. The most prominent of these were alleged plots by Bella for Chris to commit suicide and manipulating him and [[Fiona]] into a relationship at [[Everfree Northwest]], which Chris repeated numerous times as cover stories for his [[Affair with Mother|affair with Barb]].

==Discord Servers==
Spooky and her associates had hosted several Discord servers that involved investigating Chris orbiters. Along with posting about her investigations, Spooky had her associates invite people of interest into these servers to interview them or post about their DMs with said individuals. The logs of these servers were eventually leaked onto Kiwi Farms and Onion Farms.<ref name=halalserver>[https://www.onionfarms.com/attachments/halal-server-zip.10884/ Zip file of Halal Server leaks hosted at Onion Farms]</ref>

===Burn Book===
'''Burn Book''' was a Discord server for the '''Mean Girls''' (aka the "'''Bellaposters'''"), where much of the "investigations" took place. The group itself was themed after the 2004 {{w|Mean Girls|movie of the same name}}, with its primary members assuming the character roles from the movie; Spooky was Regina George, however several users sometimes referred to Spooky as "'''Spooky Mama'''" or "'''Mama Bones'''" in reference to her being leader.

Several people who frequently posted on the [[Isabella Loretta Janke|ILJ]] subforum were invited into the server. Those invited were marked as "untrusted guests". The server was set up in a very similar fashion as [[The Place]] and [[Knights of CWC]] servers, and was presented as a space for "centralized" information on Bella. It had a "first" and "second" layer, and only those with a specific role can see the "second" layer.<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Extended Privledges]]</ref> Many channels in this server were also dedicated to Chris orbiters of interest. After the first server got closed on 7 October 2021, Spooky created a second and invited all previous members.<ref name = invite/> Around this time, Spooky also thought to create the BurnBook.CLUB forum, which had a similar purpose.

===Halal Server===
The '''Halal Server''' was a Discord server hosted by Spooky's associates, where they'd interrogate orbiters of interest, and intel were relayed to Spooky. Spooky eventually joined this server on 18 August 2021, under the alias '''GrafinDusyTold''', a name which she had adapted from her Twitter account, which she used to reach out to [[MKRNightVee]], after MKR falsely claimed that her former associate [[The WCT]] might have wanted Chris to kill himself.<ref>[https://x.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 MKR's Twitter post accusing WCT of wanting to have Chris kill himself.]</ref>

MKR and [[Naught]] were also invited into the Halal Server, where they were asked many questions about various orbiters of Chris. Where MKR spread vicious rumors against The WCT.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/attachments/halal-server-zip.10884/ Zip file of Halal Server leaks hosted at Onion Farms]. See Halal - General - donotuse-old-landing-pad [873268432261480458] channel</ref> The server member Sakura Blossom, sought to keep the interactions a secret.

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File:Lainchu Anaxis3.png|Screenshot uploaded by Spooky Bones, attempting to anonymize MKR by redacting her username.
File:MKR Halal Server comments (unredacted username).png|Screenshot showing MKR's username from leaked Halal Server chatlogs.
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==Rumors and Gossiping==
[[File:SpookyConspiracy.jpg|thumb|An artist's representation of Spooky spreading rumors and conspiracy theories.]]

Following the Incest leaks, several rumors and conspiracy theories about Bella, as well as people with even the loosest connections to her, were created and spread by the Mean Girls, with little to no proof. Despite this, Spooky was able to influence public opinion and widely propagate many of them via the Kiwi Farms. Chris had also repeated many of these rumors when fans brought them to his attention while he was in jail.

===Demonization of Bella===
{{see also|Gossip#Isabella Loretta Janke}}
{{quote|ISABELLA LORETTA JANKE was involved in attempting to cause Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan, an [[autistic]] [[Transgender|transwoman]] and [[Sonichu (comic)|webcomic]] [[Chris and art|artist]] who has been a [[Trolls|victim of Internet harassment]] for over a decade, to end his own life, to extort money from him, and much more.|Introduction from Spooky's megathread OP.<ref name = megathread/>}}
[[File:SpookyDoxImage.jpg|thumb|left|150px|An infographic on Spooky's OP.]]
Spooky's associate, Gunt Gallop (GetInTheRobot on the Halal Server) contacted Discord user ZorgothTDK, who alleged that a Deleted User from 25 April 2020 states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", was Bella discussing Chris Chan.<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 97773|writer = Gunt Gallop}}</ref> However, these conversations ignore that Bella had known of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan.<ref name = suicide>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. It is unknown when they came into contact, but she has claimed to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref>

Spooky claimed that Bella had an incest fetish, partly based on an incest fanfiction on Naruto characters she allegedly created. Though the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. A user by the name of Gungann, interviewed her, repeatedly questioned Bella on this point, citing part of a [[:File:Official CWCki Server - Abaddon Incest Call transcript excerpt.png|transcription]] of her call with Chris, which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused.<ref>[[Post-incest leak drama#5 August 2021]]</ref> Spooky also claimed, with no evidence, that Bella had been extorting Chris,<ref name = megathread/> based on a chatlog where she had made comments about stealing Chris's money.

===Glorification of Fiona===
{{see also|Gossip#Fiona Cooper}}
[[File:FionaShit.png|thumb|450px]]

After Bella attempted to frame [[Fiona Cooper]], Spooky and many other Kiwi Farms users initially called for Fiona to be doxed, believing her to be the perpetrator behind Chris's crime.<ref>[[:File:SpookyDoxFiona.jpg]]</ref> Naught had also doxed Fiona, her family, and some of her friends on Bella's megathread on 2 August 2021.<ref name = more>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#More on Doxing]]</ref> One of the friends that got doxed Grant, who went under the alias "G202" on the Kiwi Farms, tried to clear up her involvement with Chris, as well as what was going on with her afterwards.

When it was found that Fiona had shared clips of the Incest call with friends prematurely, it was interpreted as her leaking the call for "moral reasons" as Bella withheld the call. Fiona's apparent revulsion was also seen as heroic. Spooky subsequently deleted Naught's posts and all other posts that involved Fiona's information. On 4 August 2021, Spooky warned Kiwi Farms users not to dox her, threatening to dox anyone who did. She also called her an "extremely autistic young woman",<ref name = doxthreat>[[:File:FionaShit.png]]</ref> something which shifted the public's perception of Fiona's character.<ref group = note>Though Fiona is autistic, a trait of hers that's affected how she interacts with others, it should also be noted that autism is a spectrum that comes in many different forms and drastically differs from person to person. Being autistic doesn't necessarily entail being slow-in-the-mind or thinking just like Chris.</ref> Spooky had similarly stated that she viewed Fiona as being more of a "vulnerable adult" than Chris is, lacking full accountability,<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Para, LavendarBonez, the CWCki, and Fiona]]</ref> a claim which was continually perpetuated on the Kiwi Farms, which then reached many other platforms including Reddit. Contributing to these sentiments, Spooky also held the belief that Fiona was in no way comparable to the other orbiters she targeted, exhibiting a clear bias in favor of her.<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Doxes on the CWCki]]</ref>

[[File:BellaFionaPortrayalInANutshell.png|thumb|left|The general portrayal of Bella and Fiona, as portrayed by a Mean Girl.]]
Grant told Spooky's associate that Fiona had her Internet privileges revoked, and was temporarily being brought to psychiatric care after having a mental breakdown, possibly [[Fiona Posts#Follow-up posts|because of Chris's affair with Barb]].<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 96787|post = 9663622|writer = Basalas}}</ref> This was misconstrued as Fiona being "institutionalized", further contributing to the sentiments about Fiona.

Spooky later falsely claimed that Bella planned to record Chris and Fiona having sex at [[Everfree Northwest]] as part of a plot to blackmail Chris into suicide by claiming Fiona is a minor. This appears to be loosely based on misread excerpts from the Incest Call and the leaked messages involving Bella. With regards to the call, the first excerpt was where Bella discusses Fiona (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her. In the second, Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and Fiona during the Everfree Northwest convention festivities.

The Mean Girls had also exaggerated Bella claiming that she wanted to "steal" Fiona from Chris, often representing it as Bella meaning that she either wanted to sexually assault Fiona or worse. Such claims, however, are based on out-of-context Discord chats that involved Bella stating that she became "besties" with Fiona, and swore to protect her from Chris.<ref>[[Chess club#More Bella Thirst]]</ref> These claims also ignores the flirtatious behaviors between Fiona and Bella, sending her a picture of both her face and legs, and telling Bella that she "had sex with men", indicating that whatever feelings Bella had towards Fiona were entirely consensual.<ref>[[Chess club#Bella Thirst]]</ref> Bella had also stated that she only wanted to go to the convention to dance with Fiona.<ref>[[Chess club#Everfree Dance]]</ref>

===Other Orbiters===
{{see also|Gossip#GiBi|Gossip#The WCT}}

Spooky had falsely accused The WCT of being in on Bella's supposed suicide plot due to Bella being both in the Knights of CWC Discord server and the Regarding Chris chats, as well as Bella manipulating WCT into both framing Fiona and sharing her [[Fabricated BDSM texts]] because of MKR's rumors. Spooky had similarly targeted Christuber GiBi after controversies surrounding him failing to redact Fiona's phone number in a video covering texts that Bella sent to him.

CWCki Server admin Skunt_TV had notified Spooky about the existence of the Lunar Module, a group of fantasy enablers run by [[Michael Afghani]] that intended to convert Chris to Islam on 5 September 2021.<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Regarding Skunt]]</ref> After Michael posted on the Kiwi Farms about [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|their letter]] to Chris on 13 October 2021, Spooky created a thread on him, collaborating with a bunch of Kiwi Farms users that she invited into a private DM.<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 104027|writer = Spooky Bones}}</ref><ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#More on CWCIslam]]</ref>

Spooky had also targeted minor Chris orbiters and carpetbaggers who exploited the drama that arose from Chris's arrest, many of whom did things like [[Fan visits|visit Chris's house]] or send letters to Chris while he was in jail. Spooky had put all orbiters into "categories", which she used as a scale to determine who is more worthy of doxing compared to other people.<ref>[https://archive.li/MmcsO#Doxxing An archive of a CWCki discussion about doxing]</ref> Spooky had claimed that this criterion was objective and less likely to be abused, believing that the best course of action would instead be to include all of the information of every party involved with Chris, regardless of how crucial they were to Chris's story.

==Effects on Chris==
{{Quote|But yeah, Bella was actually going to record me and Fifi having done something at the hotel, had I actually made it to BABSCon. But fortunately, that didn't quite happen. She wou- she, one way or another, would've gotten me to jail, or tried to get me to commit suicide, on the whole different [unintelligible]. But hey, she failed, [pounds desk] she didn't do that, I took the initiative in my own hands, so... I let mys- I let mys- I let divine intervention and timing and everything to send me- just let me go to jail, spend my time suffering and spending the time for your sins, you fuckin' - fuckin' toxic ones!|Chris, essentially demonstrating how Spooky's own mantra applies to her by repeating the bulk of the rumors she'd been spreading.<ref name = record>[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]</ref>}}

Because of how widespread Spooky's outrageous claims have become, with many sources repeating them as fact, Chris appeared to have used them as a convenient way to [[Lie|cover his ass]] when questioned about the affair on several occasions, allowing him to [[Chris and introspection|avoid taking accountability]]. Along with this, he's invented some of his own stories on top of that, building off of these convenient lies. Chris mentioned how he "[[foresaw]]" both the alleged suicide plot and blackmailing at Everfree Northwest from Bella. He more often than not does this to present Bella as a scapegoat for his failings, as he's done with others [[Megan Schroeder|many]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|many]] [[Michael Snyder|times]] in the past.

On 8 [[November 2021]], Chris had claimed in a jail letter that he [[foreknew]] of Bella's want to "tempt" him to suicide.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> Chris added onto this in another letter claiming to have "foreknown" of a "Nasty Plot" Bella would have instigated between himself and Fiona.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref> He also lied about Bella "cooking up a Pedophile scandal" in another letter, whilst also claiming that Fiona was not involved with it.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref> On 4 [[July 2022]], Chris again spread misinformation in another jail letter that Bella was trying to get him to out himself as a "pedophile" by dating Fiona. Chris similarly repeats the belief that Fiona was an innocent bystander who was victimized by Bella. Chris also suggests that something worse might have befallen Fiona in a different timeline, likely based on rumors surrounding Bella stating she wanted to "steal" Fiona away from Chris.<ref name=pedo>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref>

After getting released from jail, Chris continued to exploit Spooky's rumors about Bella and Fiona. In his Setting the Record straight video, he accuses Bella of being part of a conspiracy to abuse and manipulate him and repeats misinformation that Bella had intended to blackmail him with a sex tape between him and Fiona at Everfree Northwest.<ref name = record/> Chris also repeated several rumors that Spooky created about Bella and related people in an [[Keffals Interview|interview with Keffals]] including making up a story that Bella had exposed her to incest fanfictions that she had created, possibly based on Bella allegedly writing such stories under the account narutoisgay77897.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Interview]]</ref>

==Gallery==
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File:GiBi BurnBook.png|Burn Book entry of [[GiBi]]
File:BurnBook1.jpg|Burn Book entry of [[Michael Afghani]]
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==See Also==
*[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky|DMs with Spooky]] - Leaked chatlogs between PsychoNerd054 and Spooky
*[[Post-incest leak drama]] - Spooky played a major role in this.
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]] - One of the most prominent examples of Chris spreading misinformation created by Spooky.
*[[Toxic Trio]]
*[[Watchmen]] - A group that Spooky predominantly targeted, and became the basis of many of her conspiracy theories.
*[[Xela]] - Someone who also propagated a rumor on a wide scale.

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Spooky Bones

2026-02-27T12:45:24Z

PsychoNerd054:

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{{Unreliable|type = cred|subject = Spooky Bones|Is a habitual liar.<ref group = note>Often claims that she doesn't want to start conflict, but repeatedly does so with people she targets.</ref><ref group = note>Lied about her conversations with Hurtful Truth Level on several ocassions, leaving out important context from them or otherwise twisting them.</ref>|Flip flops on her motives.<ref group = note>When questioned on why she was intent on doxing minor Chris orbiters, she gave varying answers to this, either saying it was for the sake of "consistency" or due to it being "funny".</ref>|Selectively discloses rumors and gossip to certain people and leaves out important context.<ref group = note>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Allegations against HTL|Only shared select portions of DMs with Hurtful Truth Level with CWCki mod PsychoNerd054]], telling almost no one else in her Burn Book server about them, and spun it to mean that Hurtful was covering for The WCT.</ref>|Will often put on a friendly facade, and act sycophantic around associates, but act agressively to them when she doesn't get what she wants out of them.<ref group = note>Accused Klop and 4CentUser, two CWCki users that she claimed were "coming around to the truth" of being in on the conspiracy with Hurtful Truth Level when they went against her opinions.</ref>|Has many delusions of grandeur.<ref group = note>Claimed that she's "not a nobody" after claiming that Hurtful dismissed her as if she wasn't important, citing her "work" on Bella and other Chris orbiters.</ref>|Spreads scandalous rumors about people for her own ends.<ref group = note>Spread rumors about Hurtful Truth Level due to him not acknowledging her.</ref><ref group = note>Went after Christuber GiBi, and encouraged other people to target him for "disrespecting" her. Part of this involved accusing them of several crimes.</ref>}}
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|name = Spooky Bones
|aliases = Spooky 
[[User:SpookyBones|SpookyBones]] 
SB 
Mama Bones 
Spooky Mama 
Regina George 
Regina 
R<ref name = invite>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Invite Link to Second Server]]</ref> 
(not that) Regina 
MakeFetchHappen 
GrafinDusyTold<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/attachments/halal-server-zip.10884/ Zip file of Halal Server leaks hosted at Onion Farms]. See Halal - General - donotuse-old-landing-pad at 06-Aug-21 03:03 PM timestamp</ref> 
Kiwi Farms's Joseph McCarthy<ref group = note>A name that The WCT came up with for Spooky following him getting doxed and gossiped about on Kiwi Farms.</ref>
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|knownfor = • Leading the investigations of [[Bella]] and her associates. 
• Creating and propagating several rumors about Chris's orbiters, many of which Chris himself would later repeat. 
|occupation = Leader of the Mean Girls 
Owner of the Burn Book Discord server 
Moderator of the Kiwi Farms' ILJ subforum (formerly)
|organization = Mean Girls (founder, leader)
|nationality = American
|race = White
|saga = {{saga|incest|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}}}

{{quote|As for the presentation of "Christory," an extremely cringe term BTW, used mainly by the terminally autistic, the current rules of the CWCki (as inconsistently applied as they are) really seem constructed to protect weening faggots, one of the lowest forms of life online, worthy to be the footstool of the fucking furries. The best content on the CWCki focuses on old-school Chris content, which is understandable I guess because this is the actually entertaining stuff, but the effect is to glamorize it, leading to this kind of behavior. Wanting to document every single thing that Chris does because Chris is an entertaining sped but shying away from "doxxing [sic]" weens, which is probably the only interesting thing left to do in "Christory", is retarded and the height of hypocrisy, not to mention that the only way to deal with these people is by exposing their shit to the light.|Spooky's philosophy.<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 103668|post = 10322532|writer = Spooky Bones}}</ref>}}

'''Spooky Bones''' (born 8 May 1977),<ref>https://cwcki.club/index.php?members/spooky-bones.1390/</ref> also known as '''Spooky''', '''Regina George''' and '''MakeFetchHappen''', was the owner of the Burn Book Discord server, leader of the Mean Girls, and the leading figure in the investigation of the "[[Twilight of Christory]]", with her primary focus being on [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] and her associates. Spooky also created the OP of Bella's original megathread on Kiwi Farms on 1 August 2021,<ref name = megathread>{{cite farms|thread=96787|writer = Spooky Bones}}</ref> and [[Null]] later made her a moderator of the newly established subforum on Bella.

Spooky was initially held in high regard on several Chris-related circles due to her findings surrounding Bella, giving her major influence over perceptions of Chris and his orbiters. However, Spooky is now infamous for spreading many scandalous rumors and gossip about people in the CWCSphere on a large scale, and relying on doxing, intimidation, and lies to serve what she perceived to be the "greater good" while also glorifying the surface-level elements of the "Classic Era" of Christory.

Following multiple instances of infighting involving her and other users from both the Kiwi Farms and the [[CWCki]], Spooky got demoted as moderator by Null on 2 October 2021,<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 101936|post = 10139820|writer = Vetti}}</ref> and was eventually banned from Kiwi Farms entirely on 14 November.<ref>[[:File:SpookyKFBanExplanation.png]]</ref> Despite this, many of the rumors that Spooky had spread persisted, with some of them reaching Chris in jail. The most prominent of these were alleged plots by Bella for Chris to commit suicide and manipulating him and [[Fiona]] into a relationship at [[Everfree Northwest]], which Chris repeated numerous times as cover stories for his [[Affair with Mother|affair with Barb]].

==Discord Servers==
Spooky and her associates had hosted several Discord servers that involved investigating Chris orbiters. Along with posting about her investigations, Spooky had her associates invite people of interest into these servers to interview them or post about their DMs with said individuals. The logs of these servers were eventually leaked onto Kiwi Farms and Onion Farms.<ref name=halalserver>[https://www.onionfarms.com/attachments/halal-server-zip.10884/ Zip file of Halal Server leaks hosted at Onion Farms]</ref>

===Burn Book===
'''Burn Book''' was a Discord server for the '''Mean Girls''' (aka the "'''Bellaposters'''"), where much of the "investigations" took place. The group itself was themed after the 2004 {{w|Mean Girls|movie of the same name}}, with its primary members assuming the character roles from the movie; Spooky was Regina George, however several users sometimes referred to Spooky as "'''Spooky Mama'''" or "'''Mama Bones'''" in reference to her being leader.

Several people who frequently posted on the [[Isabella Loretta Janke|ILJ]] subforum were invited into the server. Those invited were marked as "untrusted guests". The server was set up in a very similar fashion as [[The Place]] and [[Knights of CWC]] servers, and was presented as a space for "centralized" information on Bella. It had a "first" and "second" layer, and only those with a specific role can see the "second" layer.<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Extended Privledges]]</ref> Many channels in this server were also dedicated to Chris orbiters of interest. After the first server got closed on 7 October 2021, Spooky created a second and invited all previous members.<ref name = invite/> Around this time, Spooky also thought to create the BurnBook.CLUB forum, which had a similar purpose.

===Halal Server===
The '''Halal Server''' was a Discord server hosted by Spooky's associates, where they'd interrogate orbiters of interest, and intel were relayed to Spooky. Spooky eventually joined this server on 18 August 2021, under the alias '''GrafinDusyTold''', a name which she had adapted from her Twitter account, which she used to reach out to [[MKRNightVee]], after MKR falsely claimed that her former associate [[The WCT]] might have wanted Chris to kill himself.<ref>[https://x.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 MKR's Twitter post accusing WCT of wanting to have Chris kill himself.]</ref>

MKR and [[Naught]] were also invited into the Halal Server, where they were asked many questions about various orbiters of Chris. Where MKR spread vicious rumors against The WCT.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/attachments/halal-server-zip.10884/ Zip file of Halal Server leaks hosted at Onion Farms]. See Halal - General - donotuse-old-landing-pad [873268432261480458] channel</ref> The server member Sakura Blossom, sought to keep the interactions a secret.

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File:Lainchu Anaxis3.png|Screenshot uploaded by Spooky Bones, attempting to anonymize MKR by redacting her username.
File:MKR Halal Server comments (unredacted username).png|Screenshot showing MKR's username from leaked Halal Server chatlogs.
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==Rumors and Gossiping==
[[File:SpookyConspiracy.jpg|thumb|An artist's representation of Spooky spreading rumors and conspiracy theories.]]

Following the Incest leaks, several rumors and conspiracy theories about Bella, as well as people with even the loosest connections to her, were created and spread by the Mean Girls, with little to no proof. Despite this, Spooky was able to influence public opinion and widely propagate many of them via the Kiwi Farms. Chris had also repeated many of these rumors when fans brought them to his attention while he was in jail.

===Demonization of Bella===
{{quote|ISABELLA LORETTA JANKE was involved in attempting to cause Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan, an [[autistic]] [[Transgender|transwoman]] and [[Sonichu (comic)|webcomic]] [[Chris and art|artist]] who has been a [[Trolls|victim of Internet harassment]] for over a decade, to end his own life, to extort money from him, and much more.|Introduction from Spooky's megathread OP.<ref name = megathread/>}}
[[File:SpookyDoxImage.jpg|thumb|left|150px|An infographic on Spooky's OP.]]
Spooky's associate, Gunt Gallop (GetInTheRobot on the Halal Server) contacted Discord user ZorgothTDK, who alleged that a Deleted User from 25 April 2020 states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", was Bella discussing Chris Chan.<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 97773|writer = Gunt Gallop}}</ref> However, these conversations ignore that Bella had known of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan.<ref name = suicide>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. It is unknown when they came into contact, but she has claimed to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref>

Spooky claimed that Bella had an incest fetish, partly based on an incest fanfiction on Naruto characters she allegedly created. Though the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. A user by the name of Gungann, interviewed her, repeatedly questioned Bella on this point, citing part of a [[:File:Official CWCki Server - Abaddon Incest Call transcript excerpt.png|transcription]] of her call with Chris, which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused.<ref>[[Post-incest leak drama#5 August 2021]]</ref> Spooky also claimed, with no evidence, that Bella had been extorting Chris,<ref name = megathread/> based on a chatlog where she had made comments about stealing Chris's money.

===Glorification of Fiona===
[[File:FionaShit.png|thumb|450px]]

After Bella attempted to frame [[Fiona Cooper]], Spooky and many other Kiwi Farms users initially called for Fiona to be doxed, believing her to be the perpetrator behind Chris's crime.<ref>[[:File:SpookyDoxFiona.jpg]]</ref> Naught had also doxed Fiona, her family, and some of her friends on Bella's megathread on 2 August 2021.<ref name = more>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#More on Doxing]]</ref> One of the friends that got doxed Grant, who went under the alias "G202" on the Kiwi Farms, tried to clear up her involvement with Chris, as well as what was going on with her afterwards.

When it was found that Fiona had shared clips of the Incest call with friends prematurely, it was interpreted as her leaking the call for "moral reasons" as Bella withheld the call. Fiona's apparent revulsion was also seen as heroic. Spooky subsequently deleted Naught's posts and all other posts that involved Fiona's information. On 4 August 2021, Spooky warned Kiwi Farms users not to dox her, threatening to dox anyone who did. She also called her an "extremely autistic young woman",<ref name = doxthreat>[[:File:FionaShit.png]]</ref> something which shifted the public's perception of Fiona's character.<ref group = note>Though Fiona is autistic, a trait of hers that's affected how she interacts with others, it should also be noted that autism is a spectrum that comes in many different forms and drastically differs from person to person. Being autistic doesn't necessarily entail being slow-in-the-mind or thinking just like Chris.</ref> Spooky had similarly stated that she viewed Fiona as being more of a "vulnerable adult" than Chris is, lacking full accountability,<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Para, LavendarBonez, the CWCki, and Fiona]]</ref> a claim which was continually perpetuated on the Kiwi Farms, which then reached many other platforms including Reddit. Contributing to these sentiments, Spooky also held the belief that Fiona was in no way comparable to the other orbiters she targeted, exhibiting a clear bias in favor of her.<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Doxes on the CWCki]]</ref>

[[File:BellaFionaPortrayalInANutshell.png|thumb|left|The general portrayal of Bella and Fiona, as portrayed by a Mean Girl.]]
Grant told Spooky's associate that Fiona had her Internet privileges revoked, and was temporarily being brought to psychiatric care after having a mental breakdown, possibly [[Fiona Posts#Follow-up posts|because of Chris's affair with Barb]].<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 96787|post = 9663622|writer = Basalas}}</ref> This was misconstrued as Fiona being "institutionalized", further contributing to the sentiments about Fiona.

Spooky later falsely claimed that Bella planned to record Chris and Fiona having sex at [[Everfree Northwest]] as part of a plot to blackmail Chris into suicide by claiming Fiona is a minor. This appears to be loosely based on misread excerpts from the Incest Call and the leaked messages involving Bella. With regards to the call, the first excerpt was where Bella discusses Fiona (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her. In the second, Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and Fiona during the Everfree Northwest convention festivities.

The Mean Girls had also exaggerated Bella claiming that she wanted to "steal" Fiona from Chris, often representing it as Bella meaning that she either wanted to sexually assault Fiona or worse. Such claims, however, are based on out-of-context Discord chats that involved Bella stating that she became "besties" with Fiona, and swore to protect her from Chris.<ref>[[Chess club#More Bella Thirst]]</ref> These claims also ignores the flirtatious behaviors between Fiona and Bella, sending her a picture of both her face and legs, and telling Bella that she "had sex with men", indicating that whatever feelings Bella had towards Fiona were entirely consensual.<ref>[[Chess club#Bella Thirst]]</ref> Bella had also stated that she only wanted to go to the convention to dance with Fiona.<ref>[[Chess club#Everfree Dance]]</ref>

===Other Orbiters===

Spooky had falsely accused The WCT of being in on Bella's supposed suicide plot due to Bella being both in the Knights of CWC Discord server and the Regarding Chris chats, as well as Bella manipulating WCT into both framing Fiona and sharing her [[Fabricated BDSM texts]] because of MKR's rumors. Spooky had similarly targeted Christuber GiBi after controversies surrounding him failing to redact Fiona's phone number in a video covering texts that Bella sent to him.

CWCki Server admin Skunt_TV had notified Spooky about the existence of the Lunar Module, a group of fantasy enablers run by [[Michael Afghani]] that intended to convert Chris to Islam on 5 September 2021.<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Regarding Skunt]]</ref> After Michael posted on the Kiwi Farms about [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|their letter]] to Chris on 13 October 2021, Spooky created a thread on him, collaborating with a bunch of Kiwi Farms users that she invited into a private DM.<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 104027|writer = Spooky Bones}}</ref><ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#More on CWCIslam]]</ref>

Spooky had also targeted minor Chris orbiters and carpetbaggers who exploited the drama that arose from Chris's arrest, many of whom did things like [[Fan visits|visit Chris's house]] or send letters to Chris while he was in jail. Spooky had put all orbiters into "categories", which she used as a scale to determine who is more worthy of doxing compared to other people.<ref>[https://archive.li/MmcsO#Doxxing An archive of a CWCki discussion about doxing]</ref> Spooky had claimed that this criterion was objective and less likely to be abused, believing that the best course of action would instead be to include all of the information of every party involved with Chris, regardless of how crucial they were to Chris's story.

==Effects on Chris==
{{Quote|But yeah, Bella was actually going to record me and Fifi having done something at the hotel, had I actually made it to BABSCon. But fortunately, that didn't quite happen. She wou- she, one way or another, would've gotten me to jail, or tried to get me to commit suicide, on the whole different [unintelligible]. But hey, she failed, [pounds desk] she didn't do that, I took the initiative in my own hands, so... I let mys- I let mys- I let divine intervention and timing and everything to send me- just let me go to jail, spend my time suffering and spending the time for your sins, you fuckin' - fuckin' toxic ones!|Chris, essentially demonstrating how Spooky's own mantra applies to her by repeating the bulk of the rumors she'd been spreading.<ref name = record>[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]</ref>}}

Because of how widespread Spooky's outrageous claims have become, with many sources repeating them as fact, Chris appeared to have used them as a convenient way to [[Lie|cover his ass]] when questioned about the affair on several occasions, allowing him to [[Chris and introspection|avoid taking accountability]]. Along with this, he's invented some of his own stories on top of that, building off of these convenient lies. Chris mentioned how he "[[foresaw]]" both the alleged suicide plot and blackmailing at Everfree Northwest from Bella. He more often than not does this to present Bella as a scapegoat for his failings, as he's done with others [[Megan Schroeder|many]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|many]] [[Michael Snyder|times]] in the past.

On 8 [[November 2021]], Chris had claimed in a jail letter that he [[foreknew]] of Bella's want to "tempt" him to suicide.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> Chris added onto this in another letter claiming to have "foreknown" of a "Nasty Plot" Bella would have instigated between himself and Fiona.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref> He also lied about Bella "cooking up a Pedophile scandal" in another letter, whilst also claiming that Fiona was not involved with it.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref> On 4 [[July 2022]], Chris again spread misinformation in another jail letter that Bella was trying to get him to out himself as a "pedophile" by dating Fiona. Chris similarly repeats the belief that Fiona was an innocent bystander who was victimized by Bella. Chris also suggests that something worse might have befallen Fiona in a different timeline, likely based on rumors surrounding Bella stating she wanted to "steal" Fiona away from Chris.<ref name=pedo>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref>

After getting released from jail, Chris continued to exploit Spooky's rumors about Bella and Fiona. In his Setting the Record straight video, he accuses Bella of being part of a conspiracy to abuse and manipulate him and repeats misinformation that Bella had intended to blackmail him with a sex tape between him and Fiona at Everfree Northwest.<ref name = record/> Chris also repeated several rumors that Spooky created about Bella and related people in an [[Keffals Interview|interview with Keffals]] including making up a story that Bella had exposed her to incest fanfictions that she had created, possibly based on Bella allegedly writing such stories under the account narutoisgay77897.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Interview]]</ref>

==Gallery==
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File:GiBi BurnBook.png|Burn Book entry of [[GiBi]]
File:BurnBook1.jpg|Burn Book entry of [[Michael Afghani]]
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==See Also==
*[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky|DMs with Spooky]] - Leaked chatlogs between PsychoNerd054 and Spooky
*[[Post-incest leak drama]] - Spooky played a major role in this.
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]] - One of the most prominent examples of Chris spreading misinformation created by Spooky.
*[[Toxic Trio]]
*[[Watchmen]] - A group that Spooky predominantly targeted, and became the basis of many of her conspiracy theories.
*[[Xela]] - Someone who also propagated a rumor on a wide scale.

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HarmonyCon

2026-02-20T02:09:01Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Attendance and ban */

{{quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris, while roleplaying as [[God]]<ref name=godrp>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}
[[File:Chris at HarmonyCon 2026.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris at HarmonyCon, pulling his hood down and holding his mask.]]
'''HarmonyCon''' is a [[brony]] [[convention]] in Dallas, [[Texas]]. In 2026, it took place at the Hyatt Regency Dallas hotel from 13-15 February.

Chris attended in [[February 2026]], although he was [[Ban|removed by staff]] on Day 1. Chris arrived dressed as the [[Power Rangers|White Power Ranger]] and was spotted by one convention-goer wearing a full mask and not responding when his costume was complimented, likely trying to remain undetected.<ref>https://x.com/Peel_yaps/status/2022447560930025597 ([https://archive.ph/RmIUa archive])</ref> Chris's [[business card]]s were later noticed by con-goers at a free table the following day, which proclaimed himself to be undergoing a "[[redemption arc]]".

==Attendance and ban==
On Day 1, Chris attended a panel titled "[[MLP G5]] - Lore, Lies, and Legacy".<ref>https://harmonycon.org/#schedule</ref><ref>https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1ikpx-Fj8rYTncNbIv_xao4qrwKdHtQqO7ahRNAoZ1YM/</ref>

At some point afterwards, Chris was escorted out by convention staff. As he was leaving, he gave a short speech to the onlookers recording, expressing his [[messiah complex]] and referring to his "light power", a phrase he had used for years beforehand.

A day later, on the 14th, con-goers began noticing multiple copies of Chris's [[business card]]s on a free table (meant for people to drop off things for others to take). It is unclear how the cards ended up there. Chris handwrote the same messages on each card with pen:<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats#HarmonyCon account]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I am in my Redemption Arc. Please be [[Kindness|kind]] to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.}}
{{quotebox|[[Brony|Bronies and Pegasisters]]

[[Chris and hypocrisy|Touch Grass]]}}

{{quotebox|Ultimate Miracle}}

It is unclear whether Chris meant "touch grass" as its slang phrase or as a reference to "Bronies Touch Grass", a panel by [[Lightning Bliss]] which took place on the 14th.

After the ban, Chris did not immediately comment on it on social media. Two days later, he began indirectly acknowledging it, when he complained of having had "a few rough times lately."<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Apology for rudeness]]</ref> However, by 16 February, Chris unleashed two social media rants. In the first, he commented about the ''Power Rangers'' costume he had worn, angry at people who had interpreted his "light power" speech as "white power":<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Explaining Power Rangers costume at HarmonyCon]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Anyone who mishears and confused "Light" for "White" in Holy "Light Power", I freaking Dare tell all of you (in tough love in a goal of unity and good intentions), are racist [[Censorship|bulls***ers and can go fuck off, and damned]] be [[Kiwi Farms]], too.⚡️💙⚡️}}

In the second, Chris (while roleplayed as [[God]]) demanded that every convention be welcoming of Chris and also ordered [[HarmonyCon Snitch|the con attendee]] who had "ratted Christine out" to apologize to Chris or else be sent to [[Hell]].<ref name=godrp></ref>

{{quotebox|The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.}}
{{quotebox|And to Everyone else who read and hear of this message, if you do not heed my words as typed here and linked on Christine's Twitter page, karma will hit you harsh, as well by my command with varying levels of severity, depending on your sin level.}}

==Videos==
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{{quote|-give me victory, and light power, and I shall lead with that which is good and righteous as I make my leave. Be safe, and go forth with that which is good and light powered and blessed is every one of you. Aaaaahh-aaaahhh!}}

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==Gallery==
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File:Chris at HarmonyCon 2026 White Power Ranger.jpg|Chris in the "[[MLP G5]] - Lore, Lies, and Legacy" panel audience (gold and black outfit, white hood)
File:Bronys_React_HarmonyCon.png|Bronies react to Chris at HarmonyCon
File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg|One of the [[business card]]s left by Chris at the convention, claiming himself to be in a redemption arc<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/feb-13-2026-chris-kicked-from-harmonycon.239174/post-23717540</ref>
File:HarmonyCon Business card Redemption Arc.jpeg|A second card<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1r4waen/found_this_in_the_wild/?share_id=2K3imFcCs-zxvLpmbxjrp ([https://archive.fo/N5uO7 archive])</ref>
File:HarmonyCon card photo by ponydork.jpg|A third card. All contain the same handwritten messages
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Incest Arrest]], another event in which Chris gave a speech as he was being removed
*[[TooManyGames]], another convention from which Chris was kicked out
*[[Animate! Raleigh]], yet another convention from which Chris was kicked out
{{References}}
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-02-20T01:51:43Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the [[brony]] convention [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch (referred to as "'''That One person'''" by Chris) had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

{{References}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-02-20T01:50:11Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the BronyCon [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch (referred to as "'''That One person'''" by Chris) had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

{{References}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-02-20T01:47:30Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the BronyCon [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch (referred to as "'''That One person'''" by Chris) had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

{{References}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

That One person

2026-02-20T01:45:36Z

PsychoNerd054: Redirected page to HarmonyCon Snitch

#Redirect [[HarmonyCon Snitch]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-02-20T01:44:23Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the BronyCon [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

{{References}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-02-20T01:44:12Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}
{{Quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.|Chris wishing bad karma on the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.|Chris "forgiving" the snitch.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the BronyCon [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

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2026-02-20T01:41:24Z

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<ref name = note1>May need to be merged into a larger saga</ref>
<ref name = note2>May need to be broken apart into smaller sagas</ref>

==Saga Timelines==
[[User:PsychoNerd054/Timelines|CLICK HERE!!!!]]





==Flutter Saga (''Early 2022 - Present'')==
'''Flutter'''

{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#61c0ba"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:FlutterIcon.png]] [[Flutter|Flutter Saga]] [[File:FlutterIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Xela]]
*[[Waltah White]]
*[[Otaku King]]
*[[Helena Fiorenza]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Finland|Finland Trips]]
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[Xela|Baby Rumor]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record Straight]]
*[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|CVS Incident]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[Helena-Master106yay DMs]]
*[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]
|-
| colspan="3" | '''Coinciding Sagas''': {{saga|jail|cn}}, {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}
|}

==Saberspark/KP Saga (''1 May 2025 - Present'')==
'''Saberspark''' 
'''KP'''
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#F5761A"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Saberspark|Saberspark Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Saberspark]]
*[[ILoveKPALot]]
|valign="top"|
|valign="top"|
*[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations|Response to Sex Assault Allegations]]
*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
|-
|}

==Light Powered Saga (''1 January 2024 - Present'')==
'''Light Powered''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#0047ab"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="3" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Light Powered Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Emgo316]]
*[[Jcc2224]]
*[[Original Autobots]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Figurine Reviews]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged‎|Merged Figures]]
*[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers]]
*[[Punicrackder-V Outtakes|ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM!]]
|-
|}

==Mewgenics Saga (''31 July 2025 - Present'')==
'''Mewgenics''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#B22222"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Edmund McMillen|Mewgenics Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[Edmund McMillen]] • [[Tyler Glaiel]] • [[HarmonyCon Snitch]] • [[Liquid Chris]] • [[Geno Samuel]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|The Collaboration:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
*[[Mewgenics|Giveaway]]
*[[Mewgenics|Comic]]
|valign="top"|
*[[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Freakout]]
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

|-
|}

|-
|}
{{References}}
{{EndTab}}

Template:People

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PsychoNerd054:

<center>'''    People'''</center>
{{Navbox
|title = Family
|name = Family
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = Immediate family
|list1 = [[Christian Weston Chandler]] • [[Bob Chandler]] • [[Barbara Chandler]]

|group2 = Pets
|list2 = [[Patti]] • [[Chandler Cats]] • [[Clover and Snoopy]]

|group3 = Other
|list3 = [[Anne Boleyn]] • [[Aunt Corrina]] • [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet]] • [[Cole Smithey]] • [[Daniel Weston]] • [[Savannah Chandler]] • [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Uncle Tom]] • [[Minor Family Members]] • [[Chandler family tree]]
}}

{{Navbox
|title = Acquaintances
|name = Acquaintances
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = Hobbies
|list1 = [[Joseph Herring]] • [[Daniel Mimms]] / [[Lucas]] • [[Pokémon League friends]] • [[Kevin Fairchild]] • [[Midnight Moonflower]] • [[Flutter]]

|group2 = Desired acquaintanceships
|list2 = [[Caitlin]] • [[Lindsay Kaye]]

|group3 = Collaborators (creators Chris promoted)
|list3 = [[Bryanfrogboy]] • [[ChuuChuuRocket]] • [[Don Lashomb]] • [[Edmund McMillen]]

|group4 = Women (cut ties with Chris)
|list4 = [[Megan Schroeder]] • [[Faeryn]] • [[The Wallflower]] • [[DoopieDoOver]] • [[Fiona Cooper]]

|group5 = [[Gal-pals]]
|list5 = [[Natasha Turner]] • [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] • [[Laura Beth Dorazio]] • [[Kellie Andes]] • [[Tiffany Gowen]]

|group6 = Staff
|list6 = [[Doctor McGovern]] • [[Rocky Shoemaker]] • [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]]

|group7 = Defense lawyers
|list7 = [[David Heilberg]] • [[Rob Bell]]

|group8 = Prostitutes
|list8 = [[Mia Hamm]]

}}

{{Navbox
|title = [[Enablers]]
|name = Enablers
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = [[White knights]]
|list1 = [[Anna McLerran]] • [[CWCProtectSquad]] ([[Tings Tingz]]) • [[Guard Dogs]] ([[Jack Z]] • [[Marvin]] • [[Null]] • [[The Captain]]) • [[Watchmen members|Watchmen]] ([[Anaxis]] • [[AquaDiamond8]] • [[Klop]] • [[Kyle]] • [[Naught]] • [[MKRNightVee]] • [[The Fool]] • [[The WCT]] • [[Val]])

|group2 = [[Fans]]
|list2 = [[Clare Porter]] • [[DStecks]] • [[Eels and the Egg-man]] • [[Helena Fiorenza]] • [[Karen Riley]] • [[Michael Afghani]] • [[Sonichu Girls]]
}}

{{Navbox
|title = Influencers
|name = Influencers
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = [[Christubers]]
|list1 = [[Copitz]] • [[Dillin Thomas]] • [[GiBi]] • [[PewDiePie]] • [[Statustjej]] • [[TheGamerFromMars]] • [[The Sergeant at Arms]] • [[Xleepy]]

|group2 = Interviewers
|list2 = [[Arthur Spatchcock]] • [[BraveryJerk]] • [[CopperCab]] • [[Count Dankula]] • [[Jackson Dalton]] • [[Joseph Draft]] • [[Keffals]] • [[The Create Unknown|Kevin Lieber and Matthew Tabor]] • [[Merryweatherey]] • [[Nick Robinson]] • [[Noah]]

|group3 = [[Carpetbaggers]]
|list3 = [[100MegaMeh]] • [[Ethan Ralph]] • [[Geno Samuel]] • [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt|Kenneth Engelhardt]] • [[Luke]] • [[Praetor]] ([[Caden Peck]]) • [[ProjectSNT]] • [[Spooky Bones]] • [[Winfield Winfield]]
}}

{{Navbox
|title = [[Trolls]]
|name = Trolls
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = [[Chris and reality#Cult of the Idea Guys|Fantasy enablers]]
|list1 = [[Idea Guys]] • [[Lukas, Devil and Eva]] • [[Ben Saint]] • [[Jacob Sockness]] • [[Larry Vaughn]]

|group2 = Catfishers (Internet/phone only)
|list2 = [[Blanca Weiss]] • [[Ivy]] • [[Jackie]] • [[Jessica Quinn]] • [[Jessie Ruddy]] • [[BlueSpike|Julie]] • [[Lori Lopez]] • [[PandaHalo]] • [[Sarah Jackson]]

|group3 = Catfishers (met with Chris)
|list3 = [[Catherine]] • [[Emily]] • [[Hanna]] • [[Kacey]]

|group4 = Trolls (internet-only)
|list4 = [[Asperchu|The Asperpedia Four]] • [[Bryan Bash]] • [[Champthom]] • [[Clyde Cash]] • [[Dr. Perron]] • [[Evan]] • [[Ignatius J. Reilly]] • [[Jack Thaddeus]] • [[Jeff Ouzuo]] • [[Johan]] • [[KwaiiSandbag]] • [[Lily]] • [[Liquid Chris]] • [[Lordsillynipples]] • [[Mumble 8|Mr. Roboto]] • [[Regina Novakova]] • [[Sam and Ellen]] • [[Sarah May]] • [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] • [[Thetan]] • [[Thorg]] • [[Vivian Gee]] • [[Vikivil]]

|group5 = Trolls (internet-only, impersonating celebrities)
|list5 = [[Bailey Jay]] • [[BILLY MAYS]] • [[Jay Z]] • [[Jimmy Hill]] • [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] • [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] • [[Takashi Tezuka]] • [[Vanessa Hudgens]]

|group6 = Trolls (met with Chris)
|list6 = [[Cousin Al]] • [[Joshua Martinez]] • [[Kim Wilson]] • [[Magical Man]] • [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] • [[Robert Simmons V]]

|group7 = Allies
|list7 = [[Cogsdev]] • [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] / [[Kathleen]]

|group8 = A-logs/[[weens]]
|list8 = [[Anthony Logatto]] • [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Bella Janke]] • [[Desiree Delightful]] • [[LadyOfTheCosmo]] • [[Michael Hirtes]] • [[Owls]] • [[Sydney Kirsch]] • [[Waltah White Calls|Waltah White]] • [[Xela]]
}}

{{Navbox
|title = Perceived enemies
|name = Perceived enemies
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = Staff
|list1 = [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|Betty Hoover]] • [[CADD Chef]] • [[Mary Lee Walsh]]

|group2 = [[Jerkop]]s
|list2 = [[Bagget]] • [[Jerkhief]]

|group3 = [[Manajerks]]
|list3 = [[B-Manajerk]] • [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|"Lady" Manajerk]] • [[Merried Seinor Comic]] • [[Michael Snyder]] • [[ScotPalazzo]] • [[Turdijerk]] • [[W-M-Manajerk]] • [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]

|group4 = Other
|list4 = [[Abusive babysitter]] • [[Adam Stackhouse]] • [[Bruce Johnson]] • [[HarmonyCon Snitch]] • [[Justin]] • [[Mr. Smith]] • [[Opuscon789]] • [[Wes Iseli]]
}}

{{Navbox
|title = Imaginary/Inanimate
|name = Imaginary/Inanimate
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = [[Imaginary friends]]
|list1 = [[Randy Stair|Andrew Blaze]] • [[Chloe]] • [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] • [[Polyamorous marriage|Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Mewtwo, and Sylvana]] • [[Lainchu]] • [[Lovely Weather]] • [[Meg Griffin]] • [[Reginald Chandler]] • [[Val]]

|group2 = Inanimate objects
|list2 = [[Clown Doll]] • [[Kimmi]] • [[Li'l Chris]] • [[Naru]] • [[Officer Nasty]]
}}

{{Navbox
|title = Media personalities
|name = Media personalities
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = Entertainers
|list1 = [[Britney Spears]] • [[John Tesh]] • [[My Little Pony voice actresses]] • [[Nowacking]] • [[R.L. Stine]] • [[Red Skelton]] • [[Uri Geller]]

|group2 = Internet personalities
|list2 = [[DRWolf]] • [[Emgo316]] • [[Miscellaneous celebrities]] • [[Molly the Medium]] • [[OneyNG]] • [[Saberspark]] • [[TF2 Analysis]]

|group3 = Politicians
|list3 = [[Barack Obama]] • [[George Bush]] • [[Joe Biden]] • [[Kamala Harris]] • [[Pmurt]] • [[Vladimir Putin]]

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HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-02-20T01:40:17Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the BronyCon [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[Business card|business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-02-20T01:37:56Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the BronyCon [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had, in Chris's view, become his new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them, damn them, or stating that they'd be forgiven in Twitter and BlueSky posts.

{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

HarmonyCon Snitch

2026-02-20T01:36:51Z

PsychoNerd054: Created page with "{{Needs Updating|February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative}} On 13 February 2026 Chris attempted to attend the BronyCon HarmonyCon in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out business cards in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards. In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had become..."

{{Needs Updating|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]}}

On 13 [[February 2026]] Chris attempted to attend the BronyCon [[HarmonyCon]] in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out [[business cards]] in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards.

In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had become Chris's new villain of the week almost instantly, and Chris had expressed wanting to take action against them, either threatening to punish them or stating that they'd be punished.

{{People}}
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

User:PsychoNerd054/Sagas

2026-02-20T01:26:14Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Mewgenics Saga (31 July 2025 - Present) */

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<ref name = note1>May need to be merged into a larger saga</ref>
<ref name = note2>May need to be broken apart into smaller sagas</ref>

==Saga Timelines==
[[User:PsychoNerd054/Timelines|CLICK HERE!!!!]]





==Flutter Saga (''Early 2022 - Present'')==
'''Flutter'''

{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#61c0ba"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:FlutterIcon.png]] [[Flutter|Flutter Saga]] [[File:FlutterIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Xela]]
*[[Waltah White]]
*[[Otaku King]]
*[[Helena Fiorenza]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Finland|Finland Trips]]
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[Xela|Baby Rumor]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record Straight]]
*[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|CVS Incident]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[Helena-Master106yay DMs]]
*[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]
|-
| colspan="3" | '''Coinciding Sagas''': {{saga|jail|cn}}, {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}
|}

==Saberspark/KP Saga (''1 May 2025 - Present'')==
'''Saberspark''' 
'''KP'''
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#F5761A"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Saberspark|Saberspark Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Saberspark]]
*[[ILoveKPALot]]
|valign="top"|
|valign="top"|
*[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations|Response to Sex Assault Allegations]]
*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
|-
|}

==Light Powered Saga (''1 January 2024 - Present'')==
'''Light Powered''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#0047ab"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="3" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Light Powered Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Emgo316]]
*[[Jcc2224]]
*[[Original Autobots]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Figurine Reviews]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged‎|Merged Figures]]
*[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers]]
*[[Punicrackder-V Outtakes|ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM!]]
|-
|}

==Mewgenics Saga (''31 July 2025 - Present'')==
'''Mewgenics''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#B22222"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Edmund McMillen|Mewgenics Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[Edmund McMillen]] • [[Tyler Glaiel]] • [[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Snitch]] • [[Liquid Chris]] • [[Geno Samuel]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|The Collaboration:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
*[[Mewgenics|Giveaway]]
*[[Mewgenics|Comic]]
|valign="top"|
*[[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Freakout]]
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

|-
|}

|-
|}
{{References}}
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Template:People

2026-02-20T01:24:16Z

PsychoNerd054: Chris keeps talking about wanting to punish/forgive the person who reported him at HarmonyCon.

<center>'''    People'''</center>
{{Navbox
|title = Family
|name = Family
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = Immediate family
|list1 = [[Christian Weston Chandler]] • [[Bob Chandler]] • [[Barbara Chandler]]

|group2 = Pets
|list2 = [[Patti]] • [[Chandler Cats]] • [[Clover and Snoopy]]

|group3 = Other
|list3 = [[Anne Boleyn]] • [[Aunt Corrina]] • [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet]] • [[Cole Smithey]] • [[Daniel Weston]] • [[Savannah Chandler]] • [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Uncle Tom]] • [[Minor Family Members]] • [[Chandler family tree]]
}}

{{Navbox
|title = Acquaintances
|name = Acquaintances
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = Hobbies
|list1 = [[Joseph Herring]] • [[Daniel Mimms]] / [[Lucas]] • [[Pokémon League friends]] • [[Kevin Fairchild]] • [[Midnight Moonflower]] • [[Flutter]]

|group2 = Desired acquaintanceships
|list2 = [[Caitlin]] • [[Lindsay Kaye]]

|group3 = Collaborators (creators Chris promoted)
|list3 = [[Bryanfrogboy]] • [[ChuuChuuRocket]] • [[Don Lashomb]] • [[Edmund McMillen]]

|group4 = Women (cut ties with Chris)
|list4 = [[Megan Schroeder]] • [[Faeryn]] • [[The Wallflower]] • [[DoopieDoOver]] • [[Fiona Cooper]]

|group5 = [[Gal-pals]]
|list5 = [[Natasha Turner]] • [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] • [[Laura Beth Dorazio]] • [[Kellie Andes]] • [[Tiffany Gowen]]

|group6 = Staff
|list6 = [[Doctor McGovern]] • [[Rocky Shoemaker]] • [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]]

|group7 = Defense lawyers
|list7 = [[David Heilberg]] • [[Rob Bell]]

|group8 = Prostitutes
|list8 = [[Mia Hamm]]

}}

{{Navbox
|title = [[Enablers]]
|name = Enablers
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = [[White knights]]
|list1 = [[Anna McLerran]] • [[CWCProtectSquad]] ([[Tings Tingz]]) • [[Guard Dogs]] ([[Jack Z]] • [[Marvin]] • [[Null]] • [[The Captain]]) • [[Watchmen members|Watchmen]] ([[Anaxis]] • [[AquaDiamond8]] • [[Klop]] • [[Kyle]] • [[Naught]] • [[MKRNightVee]] • [[The Fool]] • [[The WCT]] • [[Val]])

|group2 = [[Fans]]
|list2 = [[Clare Porter]] • [[DStecks]] • [[Eels and the Egg-man]] • [[Helena Fiorenza]] • [[Karen Riley]] • [[Michael Afghani]] • [[Sonichu Girls]]
}}

{{Navbox
|title = Influencers
|name = Influencers
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = [[Christubers]]
|list1 = [[Copitz]] • [[Dillin Thomas]] • [[GiBi]] • [[PewDiePie]] • [[Statustjej]] • [[TheGamerFromMars]] • [[The Sergeant at Arms]] • [[Xleepy]]

|group2 = Interviewers
|list2 = [[Arthur Spatchcock]] • [[BraveryJerk]] • [[CopperCab]] • [[Count Dankula]] • [[Jackson Dalton]] • [[Joseph Draft]] • [[Keffals]] • [[The Create Unknown|Kevin Lieber and Matthew Tabor]] • [[Merryweatherey]] • [[Nick Robinson]] • [[Noah]]

|group3 = [[Carpetbaggers]]
|list3 = [[100MegaMeh]] • [[Ethan Ralph]] • [[Geno Samuel]] • [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt|Kenneth Engelhardt]] • [[Luke]] • [[Praetor]] ([[Caden Peck]]) • [[ProjectSNT]] • [[Spooky Bones]] • [[Winfield Winfield]]
}}

{{Navbox
|title = [[Trolls]]
|name = Trolls
|state = mw-collapsed mw-collapsible

|group1 = [[Chris and reality#Cult of the Idea Guys|Fantasy enablers]]
|list1 = [[Idea Guys]] • [[Lukas, Devil and Eva]] • [[Ben Saint]] • [[Jacob Sockness]] • [[Larry Vaughn]]

|group2 = Catfishers (Internet/phone only)
|list2 = [[Blanca Weiss]] • [[Ivy]] • [[Jackie]] • [[Jessica Quinn]] • [[Jessie Ruddy]] • [[BlueSpike|Julie]] • [[Lori Lopez]] • [[PandaHalo]] • [[Sarah Jackson]]

|group3 = Catfishers (met with Chris)
|list3 = [[Catherine]] • [[Emily]] • [[Hanna]] • [[Kacey]]

|group4 = Trolls (internet-only)
|list4 = [[Asperchu|The Asperpedia Four]] • [[Bryan Bash]] • [[Champthom]] • [[Clyde Cash]] • [[Dr. Perron]] • [[Evan]] • [[Ignatius J. Reilly]] • [[Jack Thaddeus]] • [[Jeff Ouzuo]] • [[Johan]] • [[KwaiiSandbag]] • [[Lily]] • [[Liquid Chris]] • [[Lordsillynipples]] • [[Mumble 8|Mr. Roboto]] • [[Regina Novakova]] • [[Sam and Ellen]] • [[Sarah May]] • [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] • [[Thetan]] • [[Thorg]] • [[Vivian Gee]] • [[Vikivil]]

|group5 = Trolls (internet-only, impersonating celebrities)
|list5 = [[Bailey Jay]] • [[BILLY MAYS]] • [[Jay Z]] • [[Jimmy Hill]] • [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] • [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] • [[Takashi Tezuka]] • [[Vanessa Hudgens]]

|group6 = Trolls (met with Chris)
|list6 = [[Cousin Al]] • [[Joshua Martinez]] • [[Kim Wilson]] • [[Magical Man]] • [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] • [[Robert Simmons V]]

|group7 = Allies
|list7 = [[Cogsdev]] • [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] / [[Kathleen]]

|group8 = A-logs/[[weens]]
|list8 = [[Anthony Logatto]] • [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Bella Janke]] • [[Desiree Delightful]] • [[LadyOfTheCosmo]] • [[Michael Hirtes]] • [[Owls]] • [[Sydney Kirsch]] • [[Waltah White Calls|Waltah White]] • [[Xela]]
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|list1 = [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|Betty Hoover]] • [[CADD Chef]] • [[Mary Lee Walsh]]

|group2 = [[Jerkop]]s
|list2 = [[Bagget]] • [[Jerkhief]]

|group3 = [[Manajerks]]
|list3 = [[B-Manajerk]] • [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|"Lady" Manajerk]] • [[Merried Seinor Comic]] • [[Michael Snyder]] • [[ScotPalazzo]] • [[Turdijerk]] • [[W-M-Manajerk]] • [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]

|group4 = Other
|list4 = [[Abusive babysitter]] • [[Adam Stackhouse]] • [[Bruce Johnson]] • [[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Snitch]] • [[Justin]] • [[Mr. Smith]] • [[Opuscon789]] • [[Wes Iseli]]
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|group2 = Inanimate objects
|list2 = [[Clown Doll]] • [[Kimmi]] • [[Li'l Chris]] • [[Naru]] • [[Officer Nasty]]
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|group1 = Entertainers
|list1 = [[Britney Spears]] • [[John Tesh]] • [[My Little Pony voice actresses]] • [[Nowacking]] • [[R.L. Stine]] • [[Red Skelton]] • [[Uri Geller]]

|group2 = Internet personalities
|list2 = [[DRWolf]] • [[Emgo316]] • [[Miscellaneous celebrities]] • [[Molly the Medium]] • [[OneyNG]] • [[Saberspark]] • [[TF2 Analysis]]

|group3 = Politicians
|list3 = [[Barack Obama]] • [[George Bush]] • [[Joe Biden]] • [[Kamala Harris]] • [[Pmurt]] • [[Vladimir Putin]]

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User:PsychoNerd054/Sagas

2026-02-20T01:18:10Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Mewgenics Saga (31 July 2025 - Present) */

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<ref name = note1>May need to be merged into a larger saga</ref>
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==Saga Timelines==
[[User:PsychoNerd054/Timelines|CLICK HERE!!!!]]





==Flutter Saga (''Early 2022 - Present'')==
'''Flutter'''

{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#61c0ba"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:FlutterIcon.png]] [[Flutter|Flutter Saga]] [[File:FlutterIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Xela]]
*[[Waltah White]]
*[[Otaku King]]
*[[Helena Fiorenza]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Finland|Finland Trips]]
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[Xela|Baby Rumor]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record Straight]]
*[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|CVS Incident]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[Helena-Master106yay DMs]]
*[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]
|-
| colspan="3" | '''Coinciding Sagas''': {{saga|jail|cn}}, {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}
|}

==Saberspark/KP Saga (''1 May 2025 - Present'')==
'''Saberspark''' 
'''KP'''
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#F5761A"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Saberspark|Saberspark Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Saberspark]]
*[[ILoveKPALot]]
|valign="top"|
|valign="top"|
*[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations|Response to Sex Assault Allegations]]
*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
|-
|}

==Light Powered Saga (''1 January 2024 - Present'')==
'''Light Powered''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#0047ab"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="3" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Light Powered Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Emgo316]]
*[[Jcc2224]]
*[[Original Autobots]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Figurine Reviews]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged‎|Merged Figures]]
*[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers]]
*[[Punicrackder-V Outtakes|ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM!]]
|-
|}

==Mewgenics Saga (''31 July 2025 - Present'')==
'''Mewgenics''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#B22222"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Edmund McMillen|Mewgenics Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[Edmund McMillen]] • [[Tyler Glaiel]] • [[Liquid Chris]] • [[Geno Samuel]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|The Collaboration:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
*[[Mewgenics|Giveaway]]
*[[Mewgenics|Comic]]
|valign="top"|
*[[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Freakout]]
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

|-
|}

|-
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{{References}}
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User:PsychoNerd054/Sagas

2026-02-20T01:16:29Z

PsychoNerd054: Fuck it, I'm merging this into Mewgenics. Chris is still going with this.

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<ref name = note1>May need to be merged into a larger saga</ref>
<ref name = note2>May need to be broken apart into smaller sagas</ref>

==Saga Timelines==
[[User:PsychoNerd054/Timelines|CLICK HERE!!!!]]





==Flutter Saga (''Early 2022 - Present'')==
'''Flutter'''

{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#61c0ba"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:FlutterIcon.png]] [[Flutter|Flutter Saga]] [[File:FlutterIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Xela]]
*[[Waltah White]]
*[[Otaku King]]
*[[Helena Fiorenza]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Finland|Finland Trips]]
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[Xela|Baby Rumor]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record Straight]]
*[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|CVS Incident]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[Helena-Master106yay DMs]]
*[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]
|-
| colspan="3" | '''Coinciding Sagas''': {{saga|jail|cn}}, {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}
|}

==Saberspark/KP Saga (''1 May 2025 - Present'')==
'''Saberspark''' 
'''KP'''
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#F5761A"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Saberspark|Saberspark Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
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!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
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|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Saberspark]]
*[[ILoveKPALot]]
|valign="top"|
|valign="top"|
*[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations|Response to Sex Assault Allegations]]
*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
|-
|}

==Light Powered Saga (''1 January 2024 - Present'')==
'''Light Powered''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#0047ab"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="3" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Light Powered Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Emgo316]]
*[[Jcc2224]]
*[[Original Autobots]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Figurine Reviews]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged‎|Merged Figures]]
*[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers]]
*[[Punicrackder-V Outtakes|ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM!]]
|-
|}

==Mewgenics Saga (''31 July 2025 - Present'')==
'''Mewgenics''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#B22222"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Edmund McMillen|Mewgenics Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
| colspan="2" |

<center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''People:''' [[Chris]] • [[Edmund McMillen]] • [[Tyler Glaiel]] • [[Liquid Chris]] • [[Geno Samuel]]
|-
| colspan="2" |
----
<center>'''The Games'''</center>
|-
!align="left"|The Collaboration:
!align="left"|The "Redemption Arc":
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
*[[Mewgenics|Mewgenics Giveaway]]
|valign="top"|
*[[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Freakout]]
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

|-
|}

|-
|}
{{References}}
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Mewgenics

2026-02-19T23:43:28Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{stub}}
[[File:Official Mewgenics art.png|thumb|Official promotional art for Mewgenics, referencing the cover of [[Sonichu 0]].]]

'''''Mewgenics''''' is a tactical role-playing roguelike life simulation [[video game]] developed by [[Edmund McMillen]] and Tyler Glaiel. Due to the game's co-creator Edmund McMillen being a [[carpetbagger]] and friend of Chris, it allowed Chris to do voice acting work for the game and have his character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] explicitly mentioned and referenced in the game. Chris was involved with creating artwork for the ''Mewgenics'' comic, and later teased his involvement with the game itself in the months leading up to its [[Steam]] release on 10 [[February 2026]].

Chris, along with other select people, were mailed a package of promotional ''Mewgenics'' items and merchandise shortly before the game came out. Chris [[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|made a video unboxing it]], though had to reupload it twice due to accidentally revealing info such as Edmund's private email meant only for special people to request a free copy of the game on Steam. Though Chris did have a brief meltdown,<ref>[[January 2026 social media posts#I feel like I hate myself]]</ref> his mistake seemingly had no effect on their collaboration or friendship. Chris, along with a long list of other notable Internet figures including [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Geno Samuel]], are in the game's credits for contributing voice lines of meowing.

==Giveaway==

Chris participated in a game giveaway when the game was released.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Participating in Mewgenics giveaway]]</ref> Chris's performance in the giveaway was sloppy - appropriating a different participant's giveaway image,<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Callout for using Oney Plays' thumbnail]]</ref> forgetting to announce the winners, and a week after he did, one winner alleged to have not received the game.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Mewgenics giveaway winners]]</ref>

=="Redemption Arc"==

Chris's role in the game sparked controversy due to Edmund allowing Chris to collaborate despite his incest charges. This caused a resurgence in accusations of Chris being a rapist, causing Chris to insist that he was going through a "redemption arc".

==Audio==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan's voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|XOmyoUDWwW8}}
}}
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Liquid Chris's voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|Lk_9daA7FTU}}
}}
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Geno Samuel's voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|GhaH9rxDr5c}}
}}

==Gallery==
<gallery><center>
File:Edmund McMillen Mewgenics comic, Chris art.jpeg|Chris's contribution to the ''Mewgenics'' comic discovered.
File:Sonichu cat.png|A digital close-up of the [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] cat seen in the ''Mewgenics'' comic.
File:Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video thumbnail.jpg|[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|A promotional ''Mewgenics'' package Chris received from Edmund]].
File:Stacey and Rat.jpg|Plush gifts.
File:Odd Medallion.png|A certain "cursed" [[medallion]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|which causes a chance to "poop"]].
File:Sonichu cat in Mewgenics.jpg|According to Chris, the Sonichu cat has a 1/500 chance to appear when [[Sex|breeding]].
File:Chris reference in Mewgenics1.png|Dialogue referencing [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Chris's old pick-up line]].
File:Chris reference in Mewgenics2.png|Continued.
</center></gallery>
{{References}}
{{TV}}

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Collaborations involving Chris]]

Mewgenics

2026-02-19T23:38:45Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{stub}}
[[File:Official Mewgenics art.png|thumb|Official promotional art for Mewgenics, referencing the cover of [[Sonichu 0]].]]

'''''Mewgenics''''' is a tactical role-playing roguelike life simulation [[video game]] developed by [[Edmund McMillen]] and Tyler Glaiel. Due to the game's co-creator Edmund McMillen being a [[carpetbagger]] and friend of Chris, it allowed Chris to do voice acting work for the game and have his character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] explicitly mentioned and referenced in the game. Chris was involved with creating artwork for the ''Mewgenics'' comic, and later teased his involvement with the game itself in the months leading up to its [[Steam]] release on 10 [[February 2026]].

Chris, along with other select people, were mailed a package of promotional ''Mewgenics'' items and merchandise shortly before the game came out. Chris [[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|made a video unboxing it]], though had to reupload it twice due to accidentally revealing info such as Edmund's private email meant only for special people to request a free copy of the game on Steam. Though Chris did have a brief meltdown,<ref>[[January 2026 social media posts#I feel like I hate myself]]</ref> his mistake seemingly had no effect on their collaboration or friendship; he participated in a game giveaway when the game was released.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Participating in Mewgenics giveaway]]</ref>
Chris, along with a long list of other notable Internet figures including [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Geno Samuel]], are in the game's credits for contributing voice lines of meowing.

==Giveaway==

Chris's performance in the giveaway was sloppy - appropriating a different participant's giveaway image,<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Callout for using Oney Plays' thumbnail]]</ref> forgetting to announce the winners, and a week after he did, one winner alleged to have not received the game.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Mewgenics giveaway winners]]</ref>

==Audio==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan's voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|XOmyoUDWwW8}}
}}
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Liquid Chris's voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|Lk_9daA7FTU}}
}}
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Geno Samuel's voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|GhaH9rxDr5c}}
}}

==Gallery==
<gallery><center>
File:Edmund McMillen Mewgenics comic, Chris art.jpeg|Chris's contribution to the ''Mewgenics'' comic discovered.
File:Sonichu cat.png|A digital close-up of the [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] cat seen in the ''Mewgenics'' comic.
File:Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video thumbnail.jpg|[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|A promotional ''Mewgenics'' package Chris received from Edmund]].
File:Stacey and Rat.jpg|Plush gifts.
File:Odd Medallion.png|A certain "cursed" [[medallion]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|which causes a chance to "poop"]].
File:Sonichu cat in Mewgenics.jpg|According to Chris, the Sonichu cat has a 1/500 chance to appear when [[Sex|breeding]].
File:Chris reference in Mewgenics1.png|Dialogue referencing [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Chris's old pick-up line]].
File:Chris reference in Mewgenics2.png|Continued.
</center></gallery>
{{References}}
{{TV}}

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Collaborations involving Chris]]

User:PsychoNerd054/Sagas

2026-02-19T23:11:47Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Redemption Saga (13 February 2025 - Present) */

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==Flutter Saga (''Early 2022 - Present'')==
'''Flutter'''

{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#61c0ba"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:FlutterIcon.png]] [[Flutter|Flutter Saga]] [[File:FlutterIcon.png]]'''
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!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
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*[[Chris]]
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Xela]]
*[[Waltah White]]
*[[Otaku King]]
*[[Helena Fiorenza]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Finland|Finland Trips]]
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[Xela|Baby Rumor]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record Straight]]
*[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|CVS Incident]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[Helena-Master106yay DMs]]
*[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]
|-
| colspan="3" | '''Coinciding Sagas''': {{saga|jail|cn}}, {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}
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==Saberspark/KP Saga (''1 May 2025 - Present'')==
'''Saberspark''' 
'''KP'''
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#F5761A"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="4" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Saberspark|Saberspark Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
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!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Saberspark]]
*[[ILoveKPALot]]
|valign="top"|
|valign="top"|
*[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations|Response to Sex Assault Allegations]]
*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
|-
|}

==Light Powered Saga (''1 January 2024 - Present'')==
'''Light Powered''' 
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| colspan="3" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Light Powered Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
|-
!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
|-
|valign="top"|
*[[Chris]]
*[[Emgo316]]
*[[Jcc2224]]
*[[Original Autobots]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Figurine Reviews]]
|valign="top"|
*[[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged‎|Merged Figures]]
*[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers]]
*[[Punicrackder-V Outtakes|ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM!]]
|-
|}

==Mewgenics Saga (''31 July 2025 - Present'')==
'''Mewgenics''' 
{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#B22222"- align="center" width="200%"
| colspan="3" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Edmund McMillen|Mewgenics Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
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!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
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*[[Chris]]
*[[Edmund McMillen]]
*[[Tyler Glaiel]]
*[[Liquid Chris]]
*[[Geno Samuel]]
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*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
*[[Mewgenics|Mewgenics Giveaway]]
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*[[Mewgenics (comic)|Mewgenics Comic]]
*[[Mewgenics|Credit Mention Drama]]

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==Redemption Saga (''13 February 2025 - Present'')==
'''Redemption''' 
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| colspan="2" | '''[[File:UnknownIcon.png]] [[Redemption Arc|Redemption Saga]] [[File:UnknownIcon.png]]'''
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!align="left"|The Players:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
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*[[Chris]]
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*[[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Freakout]]
*[[I Reiterate]]
*[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]

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Talk:Saga

2026-02-19T22:52:38Z

PsychoNerd054: /* It Appears This Is a New Saga */

Add the sagas that we have from the [[List of Videos]] page and describe the overarching storylines in each. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
*The current saga should be called the "Revalation" saga. --[[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 15:30, 14 September 2013 (EST)
* Add information involving the Ebay stuff to the Facebook Saga section. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:08, 6 February 2015 (UTC)
* Add the 2014 sagas to the Sagas timeline. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:08, 6 February 2015 (UTC)
==Changes==
So basically what I tried to do so far is sum up every saga in 3 images. Is this at all helpful? I can upload colour versions instead if we prefer, but I thought this looked kind of good. I can also put all of them together to make a MEGASAGA sort of image that we can add to as more sagas become apparent. What do we want? Or delete them if you think they are gay. If they are not gay, then I will finish the rest tomorrow. ALSO: I can make a vertically oriented timeline (like from a history book) showing how they progress and overlap. Or horizontally, whatever we want really. Just tell me. For now, I need to sleep. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:25, 24 October 2009 (CEST)

* I actually really like these. [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:38, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
:*I like them. Though I think that like, the subject of the saga should be in the center. Like, the Miyamoto saga, Reggie is in the middle when it really should be Miyamoto. If I may recommend one for Liquid, if there was a way to make it look like they're staring down each other, that'd be cool. Otherwise, nice work, I like the general idea. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:47, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Your wish is my command. It is done. I think I got what you wanted for the Liquid saga too... Now what exactly? I can get started on a timeline. I guess I will work on making each subsection more introductory in the text too... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:49, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*So I have added some detail to give a bit more advanced insight on the sagas for this page. I hope it is helpful. Are there any other sagas that should be here? I assume not. What do we need to add to make this... complete... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:23, 25 October 2009 (CEST)

==Timeline==
[[Image:Timeline.png|right]]
So the timeline you see running here is one I made for this article. Problem, When I run it down the right side of the article it looks funny. At least I think it does. Try it. Should we put it there... or what? I will just work on the actual text of this article until we decide what to do about the imagery. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:33, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*I haven't heard any opinions on this and they claimed to like it in IRC so I have it running down the right. Revert it if you like. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)
:*I like it a lot too. Having it up and down isn't orthodox but it's well suited for the media. Very nice job. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)
*I think it looks great, but I think the information is a bit wrong... the Megan Saga went on through the beginning of 2008 and into the ED and Adam Stackhouse affairs. Hell, there wouldn't be a Stackhouse Saga without Megan. Otherwise, it looks good.
----[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 06:51, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

==Gregg Mays saga==
Not sure if we should consider it part of Clyde Cash saga but we should consider a Gregg Mays saga to include all this Gregg Mays stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)

==Jack Thaddeus Saga, anyone?==
Or does anyone think it's too early? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:42, 2 January 2010 (CET)
* I was about to suggest the same thing. With the [[Kill de Jack|recent]] [[To Clyde and Jack|videos]] aimed at him, the [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|three]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|phone]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|calls]] and the CWCipedia ad shenanigans, not to mention [[It's UGH!|previous]] [[Chris humps his PS3|antics]], there seems to be enough material to warrant a new saga. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
** Don't forget about Asperchu in the future. Seeing how dedicated Alec is with it so far (and Jack just started advertising his wiki in CWCipedia), a Saga for that is inevitable! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:32, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*** And I think it has begun! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**** {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga. You like? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 02:05, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Very nice! Now how about Jack, anyone? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:08, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Awesome job on the icon! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:09, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
===Actually...===
Looking at recent edits, someone was adding a "Homosexual ad saga" to this page but it was reverted. While not a proper saga, I'd say it's a sort of mini saga and it's part of the Chris narrative, as it leads into Asperchu saga. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:49, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:I'm not sure I'd call the homosexual ads a saga by itself, but part of a CWCipedia saga? I'm certainly not part of the inner circle, but I imagine more hi-jinks involving the CWCipedia are in store. [[User:Chris fangs|Chris fangs]] 21:54, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I reverted it. It wasn't a proper saga, no. Even if it could be considered one, the information wasn't presented well enough. I first reverted the changes made to the timeline PNG[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Timeline.png], which also wasn't up to par. There could be a lead-in to the Asperchu Saga, sure, but I would vote no on calling it a saga. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:02, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I re-reverted because you're a huge faggot have a nice day [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]

*Actually, I changed my mind. If someone could make a better, more convincing presentation of it, go ahead. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:16, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree that the presentation on the timeline sucks, and the name "Homosexual ad saga" does as well. I think Chris fangs is onto something about it being called "CWCipedia saga" since in a way, the Mailbag is a way of trolling Chris and CWCipedia in general sorta inadvertently trolls Chris. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:20, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, it seems I've angered someone. Not my intentions, to be sure. Anyway, CWCipedia Saga has a nice ring to it and it's relevant, since the Mailbag is certainly a repository of ongoing trolling. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:28, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Champthom, I'll leave it to you to revert the timeline image/Saga page or not. I don't wish to get into a revert war over Chris Chan. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:34, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that you're right but so is Nitrocore. The concept of a saga invoking CWCipedia, perhaps call it CWCipedia saga, is good or maybe Jack Thaddeus saga (though I'm aiming at the former) but you are correct in that the write up and the name at the time did kinda suck, and we still need to work on the timeline. For starters, we need to get in touch with the original creator of the timeline or maybe start from scratch. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:58, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
* Ha i win sucker, I actually like "Cwc saga" as well i was just adding stuff(unlike you) if you can combine it and possibly make it better with external links then I'm not bothered [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]
::::*I went with the CWCipedia idea. It's a rough draft, but you get the idea. Nitro, if there is a next time, try not to act like a child. Also, sign your discussion edits with the timestamp. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:37, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==The CWCki Saga, anyone?==

I was going to start this, but decided otherwise unless objects to it, but what we got here is the start of a third saga - CWCki Saga. Chris knows about the CWCki and now he wants to take control of it. You think we should start gathering information on this?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:19, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Damn. It's barely 24 hrs in and we are already talking about a saga! I think it is a tad too early to talk about a saga. Outside of "The WallFlower Incident", we got mostly nothing. Let's wait a little to see where it will goes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree. Luckily, we'll probably find out two days from now, when his ultimatum gets ignored to death. If nothing comes of it, then nothing comes of it. If he spazzes out and does something really stupid, like threatening legal action or starting an epic edit war, then yeah. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 05:44, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Vanessa Saga==

My old pet project, probably not long or significant enough, but some pretty good videos and logs came from that --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 07:52, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Vanessa saga is one of the unsung tales of the overarching CWC saga and it's sorry that it isn't currently reflected here. However, perhaps now in retrospect it seems more to be part of Ivy saga, though Vanessa saga had dynamic elements and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:07, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

== more saga sum up images ==

we need a saga image for asperchu (not tito yet) and the cwikipedia saga--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:19, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

Heres a quick one i made for the game place, just to throw out the idea, can't use it since it doesn't match the others
[[image:Picture_4.png]]

== Tito saga ==

'''In December 2009, Chris released a page from Sonichu 10, which revealed a girl named [[Lovely Weather]]. Many trolls were confused as to why Chris would create a fictional love interest when previous issues used real life girls. The confusion continued when Chris revealed he had a gal-pal during some of his Mailbags.'''

Is it just me or does this seem to suggest that "Lovely Weather" is connected to [[The Wallflower]]? If so, this text is incorrect as Chris didn't meet Wallflower until January at the latest. Srsly guys. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:50, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
* Okay, I'll admit - I wrote that bit when it seemed like there was a connection between Weather and Wallflower. I'll alter it so it won't seem that way.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 13:01, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==IRL Saga?==

It might be too early for this, but if he keeps up these public creeper antics, methinks an "IRL Saga" would be appropriate. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 16:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
* I always thought it would be better to call everything that's happened since he "left" the Internet the "CWC Exile Saga". But, still, IRL Saga's just as good.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:24, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
**How about 'Reality Saga'? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:48, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
***If we're going to do that, we might as well include the Love Quest as a saga, since this sounds pretty much like a repeat of those events. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:34, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
**** I understand the reasoning behind that, though a good chunk of the Love Quest happened online within specific sagas. Personally, the only issue I would see with such a saga (CWC Exile is a great title) is that it overlaps with The GAMe PLACe and the last bit of Surfshack Tito.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
***** I think, in a technical level, we're between sagas. We just simply have to wait and see what damn fool thing he does next. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:06, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

== Flipnote Hatena saga ==

Does it count as one yet? He's slowly cracking at the seams, and it could get worse. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*It looks like it might form a saga as he goes along and breaks more Flipnote Waptena rules, so it's plausible. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 21:31, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
**Of course he's banned from uploading anything now. I think it was a bit short to count as a saga. A bit uneventful too, though that's just my thoughts on it. If everyone else thinks it could be considered it's own saga... Go for it.--[[User:Yoyoddd|Yoyoddd]] 10:07, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
***I look at this a bit like the Tito saga; very little actually was done to Chris, but it was his response to what happened that made it a saga. We have to wait and see how he reacts to the ban to see whether it's worthy or not. That's just my two cents though. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:49, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
****Maybe we should put "interim activities" as a separate category; nothing that fits the criteria for saga but still somewhat noteworthy. Chris being "off the internet" and on flipnote for a month could merit that. That way we could still fill out the periods between major sagas. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 14:32, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*****Even if it doesn't count as a full-fledged "Saga" it was a pretty crazy two weeks. I'm not sure if he'll return to youtube as a result of his banning, but I'm sure he'll cap off the whole thing with an enraged complaint ''somewhere''.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:41, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==PS3 Saga?==

Before somebody already points it out, I know that the few destruction videos he put up doesn't count as a saga. I'm wondering if we should make a saga for the activities that lead to it's destruction. There's a lot of juicy info I'd like to catalog, but I don't know if it's officially over yet or not (And i also don't want to disrupt any trolling plans that may still be in motion). --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:04, 17 September 2010 (PDT)

==Missing Sagas==
Why aren't the sagas caused by [[Vanessa_Saga|Joshua Martinez]] included on the saga list?
*1) please sign your posts (it's four ~ in a row) 2) the stuff from Joshua Martinez is really part of Ivy saga. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

==On Sagas==
This isn't picking on anything that's going on here, but I was thinking and I think the term "saga" gets abused - not so much on here, mind you, but elsewhere but I think it sometimes spills over to the CWCki.

What is a saga? Like the article says, it's an overarching story in the life and times of Chris. For instance, let's take Miyamoto saga, which, also as the article says, what really started the whole "saga" thing. You have Chris and "Miyamoto" talking to each other over several weeks, and there's conflict between the two, then there's Reggie who gets involved, and then there's all the videos inbetween. If you watch a video from the saga without the context the saga arch provides, you're missing out on a lot. They're all intertwined, the content that is, and that's what the saga theme is all about, taking stuff that happens to Chris and presenting it in a way that provides narrative and understanding.

So what does this mean? You calling Chris is not "You calling Chris saga." Chris dressing up as a woman is not "Tomgirl saga." Seeing Chris at the mall is not "Chris at the mall saga." Chris does stuff, it doesn't need to fit in part of a narrative. It's sorta a chapter in the overarching saga that is Chris's life, but not a saga in itself. Secondly, I don't think sagas are really made. I think people expect to troll Chris and want some place on this page, wanting their own "Gigantic Attention Whore saga." Pretty much every saga wasn't intended to be a saga, it's not like they planned this all out, it's just going with the flow and it happens to have narrative to it.

I had more but I forgot what else I was going to say. But hopefully this will make sense and serve as a guide to what is a saga and what isn't, so much as how it should be included on the page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

*Actually, while we're talking about sagas, I'd like to ask for a bit of clarification on how saga related articles are named. Recent sagas for instance are just documented in the article on the appropriate person. The article on the Ivy Saga is called [[Ivy]] and the article on the Liquid Saga is called [[Liquid Chris]]. But then there are articles which are literally called [[Miyamoto Saga]] or [[Vanessa Saga]], which are full of emails just dumped there incomprehensibly. And this is in spite of there actually being articles for [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Don't get me wrong, I realize the need to keep the crap ton of emails separate from the main articles, but the naming convention is just odd. I'm not quite sure, but I'm willing to bet it's Clyde's fault. What is the official policy on naming saga articles? Should they all be named as "X" or as "X Saga"? And while we're on it, some sagas have a weird little template documenting all things related to them. Two I can name are [[:Template:BlancaSaga]] and [[:Template:MeganSaga]]. I don't think they're bad. They could use a little cleanup, but I do have a problem with the fact that some sagas have them and others don't. They could serve as a great way to sum up everything and point users in the direction of content relevant to each saga, but as it is right now, there's no consistency in which sagas have them. What should we do? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:29, 22 June 2011 (PDT)
:*Good points. In regards to the e-mails, I guess people consider the bulk of the saga the e-mails or IM chats behind them, but perhaps we could rename them to be "Miyamoto Saga e-mails" or "Vanessa Saga chats"? It's probably Clyde's fault, at least for the Miyamoto e-mails. As for the templates, they probably could use cleaning up and the reason why some do and some don't is because people haven't gotten around to doing them for other templates (which can be something you can work on, if you so please). Definitely, make templates for each saga, that'd be a great way to present information. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:46, 23 June 2011 (PDT)
::*Well if you think that's something for me to work on then I suppose I could have a go at it. It'd make a change from all the sonichu shit that I've been doing recently. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:41, 24 June 2011 (PDT)

== Individual Saga pages ==

I didn't know where to put this suggestion, so I'm putting it here. I was thinking we can give each Saga its own page. The pages would go into more detail about the saga, a summary of the events, and a listing of videos, emails, etc. in order by date. This serves to make a description about all events in the Saga from beginning to end, as there is none on the CWCki. The closest there is to it is the timeline with all of the years and months, but often times there are events irrelevant to the Saga and events in other Sagas happening. --[[User:American Christory X|American Christory X]] 16:47, 2 January 2012 (PST)
* EDIT: I noticed there are articles called "Vanessa Saga" and more, but those aren't the type of formats I'm talking about. Those pages are only content dumps, but what I'm talking about is much more organized.
* I made a [[Tomgirl Saga]] page. If there's a problem with it, or if the page is a bad idea, speak now or I'll write pages for the other sagas. --[[User:American Christory X|American Christory X]] 09:56, 3 January 2012 (PST)
*I still don't think that the whole Tomgirl thing is actually a saga, but I'll let other people debate that as that's mostly my opinion. The thing is, the articles about respective sagas tend to be in the page about the people involved. Like, most of the stuff with the Ivy saga is in the [[Ivy]] page, and the stuff about Liquid is on the [[Liquid Chris]] page. I see what you want to do and it does make sense but I think it might be redundant unless we totally rework these biographical articles so we're not saying the same stuff on two different pages.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:38, 4 January 2012 (PST)
**I think that the question of whether or not every Saga deserves its own individual page should be decided on a case by case basis rather then collectively. I think that starting the article on the Tomgirl Saga was a good idea, but having articles such "Jackie Saga", "Blanca Saga" or "Julie Saga" will be redundant in my opinion. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 06:44, 4 January 2012 (PST)
*** i agree, this page handles the simplified explanations and servers as a nice jumping off point. There is plenty blue here to get you started and if you need details about the saga then read the details linked in blue :)
* I was thinking this myself. Not every saga needs a seperate page but sagas which involved a lot of interaction in the form of Youtube videos between two parties would benefit from a seperate entry. I'm especially thinking of the Liquid Chris/CWCivil war ordeal. One page or a group of pages with the video interaction between the two in chronological order would be very useful. Maybe the Asperchu saga also? I was taking a break from Chris during that period and am still not too clear on the chronology of events. [[User:Samboy|Samboy]] 09:06, 15 July 2012 (PDT)

== Second Exile saga? ==

Chris hasn't done anything of note lately. His therapist may have banned him from the internet, and is most likely doing his service or playing video games. This may go on for a while, and might be considered a saga.--[[User:Germanicus|Germanicus]] 14:13, 8 October 2012 (PDT)

- I disagree. A time without content, I feel, shouldn't be considered a saga.--[[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] 13:01, 3 Feburary 2014

== Regarding the Catherine Saga ==

I'll put the section back once the Catherine drama goes further. Like Champthom said before that sagas are "taking stuff that happens to Chris and presenting it in a way that provides narrative and understanding.", I say wait and see until we can confirm it. Right now, it's still early to claim a new saga. Not to mention sagas are abused to death. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:33, 10 October 2014 (UTC)
*I'll just share some comments I made in the chat on the CWCki Forums on the matter. Like I've said, the saga really should just be a tool to provide a narrative to what happens with Chris in specific periods. We probably have what constitutes a saga now - Chris is active on Facebook, he apparently has a girlfriend, he's trying to make money off eBay and Kickstarter, he's claiming to be fully transgendered. I'm inclined to call this "Facebook saga" as I feel the characterization of this saga is Chris's interactions with people on Facebook. It's unusual as we mostly focus on people but I think in this case, it might make sense to focus on the medium and not so much the persons involved. I feel that "Catherine saga" at this point is too narrow - we just have a single video and we're not really sure she's the main impetus behind this revival. To me at least, it seems sorta a side note compared to bigger picture things like Chris finally trying to earn money through his art and embracing transgenderism.
:Ideally, we'd name this after the fact but it's helpful to have a label for us to refer to the events now. Most of the sagas were named after the fact or it was extremely obvious what to name it after - Chris was seeing Ivy, pretty much everything he did involved Ivy, so it made sense to call that the Ivy saga. But we're not really seeing the same thing here with Catherine. We're different from Wikipedia in the sense that you as the users have influence in determining what this is called. In a way, original research is acceptable here mostly because there's not really formal institutions that study autistic manchildren for a living. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 14:41, 10 October 2014 (UTC)
*I have added some details to the Catherine and Sonic sagas, but I think that you are right about combining the Facebook saga point. A good deal of information from Catherine is not really typical trolling, but further information on Chris's condition as a Tomgirl and his general repulsive self. It may be a good idea to combine the two into some sort of saga, rather than having two separate sections.[[User:Kaltenbrunner|Kaltenbrunner]] ([[User talk:Kaltenbrunner|talk]]) 13:30, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

== Is there an "Ebay" Saga going on right now? ==

Considering all of the ebay stuff that has been going on for a while, like the situation with Mr. Smith, the Tribalism art, and such, should it be considered a saga? It's long enough to be considered as saga, but I'm wondering it there was enough content to validate it being called a saga. -Fredinno, Feb 3, 2014.

*I think it would be best to make a Facebook Saga, as Champthom suggested above. Maybe Catherine could also be mentioned here too? And his return to his art. [[User:Kaltenbrunner|Kaltenbrunner]] ([[User talk:Kaltenbrunner|talk]]) 21:13, 5 February 2015 (UTC)

*I disagree, but I'm beaten, 3 to 1. Oh well, I guess I'll combine those two together. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:01, 6 February 2015 (UTC)

== Tomgirl Saga vs Calling Out Saga ==

Should the Calling Out Saga be separated from the Tomgirl Saga? The two things, in my opinion, are very different from each other, and many people from the Cwcki Forums, including me, believe the two are different Sagas. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:14, 6 February 2015 (UTC)

*You are right, they are two different things, but I think the reason they have been put together is because it's part of Chris's Tomgirl phase. I don't really think Calling Out qualifies as a Saga in its own right, so, personally, I would argue against giving it its own section. I am assuming it was added to give a bit more volume to the Tomgirl Saga, but, now that we have more information on Chris's Tomgirl antics, we could replace Calling Out with something else.

*So, to link back to what we were talking about above, I guess maybe Catherine could go with Tomgirl - as Chris's first lesbian encounter. The eBay stuff could then go to a Facebook Saga because it marks a change in both Chris's personality, since he has become more withdrawn, and how he communicates, being far more paranoid and holding court only to a select few. Obviously, this withdrawal has also come about from Bob's death, and also why he is allegedly selling stuff on eBay because he claims to need the money more for him and Barb. So, here you can see a link between the change in Chris and ''why'' he has returned to making his artwork and selling stuff, but it also demonstrates a change in how trolling Chris has changed. Granted, he's still being trolled, but it's not as abrasive as it once was because it can only be done through eBay - again because Chris has cut off all contact.

*Anyway, if you see the links there that I'm thinking of, you'll understand why I want to merge the eBay Saga with Facebook, plus I don't really think enough happened for it to warrant a Saga in its own right, but I haven't seen the pages on the wiki to document it so I could be wrong on that point. Let me know how you see it and how you think Chris's recent shenanigans would be best documented. Once everyone has discussed it we will probably have a good idea of the most efficient way of categorizing his recent behavior into Sagas. Apologies for wall of text,[[User:Kaltenbrunner|Kaltenbrunner]] ([[User talk:Kaltenbrunner|talk]]) 11:33, 6 February 2015 (UTC)

*Really, though I can agree with your statement that Ebay Saga should be merged with Facebook Saga, (since there were many miscellaneous Facebook posts important to Chrisdom and Christory, the two sometimes connect with each other via Chris, and the 'ebay saga' only contains 2 fiascos that were really funny). Catherine should probably be its own saga, in my opinion, due to that stuff being related directly to a new sweetheart, but I could understand why you want it to be included as a "Tomgirl Saga, Part 2" sort of thing. On the other hand, Calling Out really has a enough content in relation to it, to be a saga, but is too big simply to be left as not a part of any saga. Since it was cut short by Bob's death, it should be considered its own saga.

In summary, I believe we should merge Facebook and Ebay Sagas, maybe merge Tomgirl and Catherine, but decouple Calling out from Tomgirl. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 21:53, 7 February 2015 (UTC)

== The Boxing Day Saga ==

Should there be a separate saga for SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT FREAKING BLUE!!!
I know that the saga is older than what I will now call the "Boxing Day GameStop Spritzing", but it has a nice, poetic ring to it.
--Troll-chan Sonichu, 05/03/2015

No, That's Sonic Boom Saga.
--Fredinno

== Should the Tom Girl Saga end? ==

Since Chris has stated on facebook that she is no longer a male she is a transwoman, and a female, should the Tom Girl Saga come to a close? .--[[User:Sinistersnare]] 14:13, 7 March 2015 (PDT)

== Is the Financhu Crisis worthy of a Saga? ==

chris has been begging for money for a while now, and with the mortgage of around $100,000 that barbara has to pay, i doubt it will end anytime soon.
should it be made its' own unique saga? --Kettleonwater 8th September 2016 10:46am

I think so. Chris may have begged in the past for sex and his PSN account, but I am seeing a pattern recently of him begging for money. The Financhu Crisis Saga -galxylax 13 September 2016 20:06 PST

== Just throwing it out there ==

I feel the next soon starting saga will almost undoubtedly be either The Trump Saga, or the Partyvan saga; since many have been reporting his archived death threats. --[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 22:55, 14 November 2016 (UTC)

It's hard to say now. On one hand, the anti-Trump vitriol has reached levels of hatefulness on par with classic Chris's anti-gay agenda, and Chris's return to issuing death threats suggests that he's taken quite an exception to Trump's election. On the other hand, Chris is so lazy that unless the death threats/hate rhetoric become a regular thing (a la Financhu Crisis) or he takes overt actions to advance his agenda (a la Sonic Boom Protests), the whole issue may blow over after Trump takes office. There's been an issue in the past with Christorians jumping the gun on declaring new sagas. Sometimes they've called them right, other times it's turned out to be nothing. Also, the fact that so many of Chris's death threats have already been reported, publicly exposed, and even tweeted straight to Trump's Twitter with no retaliatory action taken makes it doubtful that there will be a party van saga.--[[User:Ujirat|Ujirat]] ([[User talk:Ujirat|talk]]) 23:39, 18 January 2017 (UTC)

Yeah. I agree with Ujirat here. Wait and see before declaring the Pmurt Saga. This has the possibility to explode into one of the most interesting sagas since the golden age, but right now, there's really nothing of interest that occurred since Eid, Pmurt, Eid and Feelings of the election results. The fumes are there, all we need is a spark.

Maybe if Sonichu restarts, he'll include Trump as a villain and Clinton as a Christ like figure? I don't know. All we can do is wait and see (and prepare the popcorn).

-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 23:54, 18 January 2017 (UTC)

== Edits to Megan and Game Place Sagas ==

Revised the Megan saga because it was described as the "first and longest" of the sagas when the Game Place saga ran a good six years longer than Megan's did. In the interest of the edit not being completely subtractive, the "longest saga" superlative was rewritten in the Game Place saga where it would be accurate. I suppose there's room for debate on it being the longest, though, since there is no exact date known as to when Chris started patronizing the Place, so it can easily be undone in that case. --[[User:Ujirat|Ujirat]] ([[User talk:Ujirat|talk]]) 01:09, 20 January 2017 (UTC)

== Update to 2017 ==

It's been roughly a year since the last image was added. I'm working on an extension to the current timeline all the way to 2017, adding in the rest of the Selling out Saga, and adding in the Financhu Crisis. I was wondering if I should add in the Pmurt Saga, as some of you have dubbed it, or if there's anything else you all could think of to include it onto the list. You all have around three days before I upload the finished image.
[[User:Navy|Navy]] ([[User talk:Navy|talk]]) 02:25, 20 January 2017 (UTC)

Don't, as the Pmurt Saga is not yet official (and most people are opposed to it anyway; see the "Just throwing it out there" section above)

-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 02:48, 20 January 2017 (UTC)

Seems fair. Then I'll just add the rest of the Selling out Saga, and the Financhu Crisis. [[User:Navy|Navy]] ([[User talk:Navy|talk]]) 03:18, 20 January 2017 (UTC)

== Doopie saga ==

If not much else happens with the saga by, say, the end of the year, should it be kept up?
{{Unsigned|Hurtful Truth Level}}
*Probably not. This definitely has potential, but there's the possibility it won't go anywhere like the Jeff, Johan, and Terra Strong debacles. A couple of videos by Chris or an escalation of his discourse with Doopie would solidify this as a saga to me. Otherwise, this wouldn't really be worth mentioning on this article. --[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 20:37, 21 July 2017 (UTC)
* Yeah, nah, sagas can't really be named until after the fact. I'm removing the doopie section until something funny happens. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 19:49, 24 July 2017 (UTC)
* Recently, Doopie has been becoming subject to trolling mainly from interacting with Chris. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] 19:49, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

== Jessica saga? ==

Should Jessica Quinn be a saga?

I think it should be listed, as it's separate enough from the Doopie saga. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:57, 7 October 2017 (UTC)

== Ladyfriend Managers saga ==

There should be a saga entry for the trolling from 2015-2016, which included characters like [[Jeff/Francine]], [[Sam and Ellen]] and [[Johan]]. Chris let it slip that he thought he had a manager at least twice - [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/December_2015_Facebook_Posts in December 2015 on Facebook] and again in July 2016 [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Announcement_20160709|in a video]. Given the timeframe, they were probably behind that content. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:47, 21 December 2017 (UTC)

*Reverted an edit which removed the Lady Managers for being too minor of a saga. I disagree - they influenced Chris for a while. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:54, 14 March 2018 (UTC)

== Vanessa Saga ==

Is the Vanessa Saga really a "Saga?" it's just some random troll who chatted Chris a few times via AIM. It doesn't seem like a noticeable chapter in Chris' life to be a saga. - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]

==2nd Exile Saga==

I'm surprised that there is no mention of the 2nd CWC exile. I think it should be added. [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:42, 26 December 2017 (UTC)

== Timeline ==

Somebody needs to update the Timeline, that thing hasn't been updated since the Doopie Saga. - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]

== Idea Guy ==

It's too soon to declare the idea guy saga over, we should probably wait say a month or so to see if Chris responds to the doxxing fiasco or if he's still under his control.

Does the Idea Guy saga really need to be extended to April? Wise has nothing to do with any of Chris' current shenanigans, and [[Dick Licker; that is I]] [https://kiwifarms.net/members/shadow-resident.23381/ was apparently natural according to Shadow Resident]. Either way, Wise doesn't have any place in recent Chris content. [[User:DirtyCrappedMiniskirt|DirtyCrappedMiniskirt]] ([[User talk:DirtyCrappedMiniskirt|talk]]) 15:08, 16 April 2018 (UTC)

*I do have plans to rename the saga to the "Coercion" saga, or something similar, since lately, a lot of what Wise did has pretty much influenced a lot of people to continue fucking up Chris' already messed up psyche. In a sense, it does seem like somewhat of a continuation of the saga in question, we'll just see what happens for the rest of the month. For now, I've decided to rollback all of the edits I've made on the saga itself. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]

== Explain the 'Lady Managers' and Pmurt Sagas ==
I get what in Chris's life they refer to, but I'm not sure whether they should count as sagas, and given that no one has filled in their sections on the page, I don't think I'm alone.

From what I understand the 'Lady Managers Saga' seems to be defined as a combination of Chris's interactions with Jeff/Francine, Sam and Ellen, and the "lady managers" themselves - but none of these events seem connected, and Chris never mentioned the lady managers in relation to either of the troll encounters. Do we know exactly what influence they had on him?

Calling Chris's comments on Trump a saga feels like a stretch; all they really illustrate is that Chris fairly mainstream political views, but behaves like a child when he doesn't get his way. Chris has made more political content since 2016, but the state of national politics has had no real impact on his life and he's never really acted on his anti-Trump hysteria. If he had written a bunch of left-wing diatribes into Sonichu or stayed home from Bronycon to bash the fash back in Charlottesville, I could understand, but he hasn't, so making a big deal out of it just feels like pro-Trump schadenfreude. While Chris's recent political views are fair game, they're already covered on the [[Chris and politics]] page.

:Writing about the Lady Managers is tricky because they never released their info. We know they were active from December 2015 to July 2016, since Chris let slip at those times that he thought he had managers. The characters they came up have a common theme revolving around mocking or getting Chris to talk about his tomgirl lifestyle - Jeff/Francine was a parody of him and ADF, Sam and Ellen got him to talk about his frozen semen collection and fuck another blow-up doll on camera by framing it as a sex audition for who would get to impregnate them.

:Chris took his hatred against Pmurt to a comical extreme. He wrecked toys as effigies on video, hanged Lego Trump and Pence, and made the death threat. I think it merits a saga because Chris was obsessed with him for a few months and the content was funny. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:55, 16 March 2018 (UTC)

== Merging Idea Guy and Magi-Cryzel sagas ==

[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-590#post-3373402 Evidence has surfaced] which indicates that Josh Wise was responsible for both Idea Guy and the stuff that happened during Magi-Cryzel. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:18, 20 May 2018 (UTC)

== Megan ==

I think the Megan saga ended in 2008, when she cut off contact with him. Chris may have raged about her / gotten nostalgic for her years later, but those are more of follow-ups rather than part of the core saga. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:35, 19 July 2018 (UTC)

== Null has done nothing ==

Given Chris' recent insane ramblings the consensus on KF seems to be that Idea Guy is back yet again. If Null was still being Chris' bodyguard wouldn't he have stopped this? He got Chris to forward all emails and texts so Josh or that Kentucky guy should have been spotted immediately identified by Null. He's been mum on this for a while too, he hasn't doxed a ween in ages. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 23:36, 24 October 2018 (UTC)

:I never considered the "Guard Dog" saga to be true saga anyways. Also, we have yet to confirm his recent antics to be the acts of the Idea Guys. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:41, 25 October 2018 (UTC)

:Null isn't the only bodyguard. The Captain seems to be the one who's talking with Chris the most right now. And like Larry said, it's not confirmed who the new trolls are, whether they're the original Idea Guys or someone else. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:20, 25 October 2018 (UTC)

::Though it is an ongoing saga, so if you want to include it, I'd suggest a new entry, "Magi-Chan saga", since the troll is posing as Magi-Chan. If it turns out to have been the original Idea Guys, we can merge it like how we did the Cryzel saga. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 21:18, 25 October 2018 (UTC)

== Rewrite Dimensional Merge to focus on Teen Troon Squad ==

On other wiki pages, we have entries referring to both "Dimensional Merge" and "Teen Troon Squad," which refer to the same overall chain of events.

But the Merge is more of a subsection of [[Teen Troon Squad]], since it's their idea. And in addition to the Merge, the Squad has also been releasing Idea Guy videos and their own screencaps of convos with Chris. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 12:11, 30 December 2018 (UTC)

== Sagas prior to the Megan Saga ==

Since the Megan saga began prior to Chris's discovery, shouldn't we add high school and college as sagas? They were both important times in Christory, and since so many of his early antics happened at [[PVCC]] (i.e., the [[sign]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], etc.), his college days should definitely be a saga. High school too, since that's where he created Sonichu and met his gal pals. Should I go ahead and add high school and college as sagas? [[User:AAE|AAE]] ([[User talk:AAE|talk]]) 22:19, 8 January 2019 (UTC)

:Based on the current definition of a saga:'an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time.', I do not think a high school saga would be appropriate. I do think that you could make a stronger case for a PVCC/Mary Lee Walsh saga since there was much more drama involved and the significant ways Mary Lee Walsh and Chris' time at college would influence his future life. Chris' college years are also the begining of the first online discussion of Chris, so I think a college saga would be important. [[User:Super Tom Nook|Super Tom Nook]] ([[User talk:Super Tom Nook|talk]]) 12:41, 9 January 2019 (UTC)

== Potential MKRNightvee saga ==

Due to Chris more closely and more frequently associating with Meghan Ringo I think that there should be a saga dedicated to her. I think at this point MKR has been outed as a troll and Chris is convinced of her legitimacy. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454 Thread on MKR's manipulative ways.] - [[User:Super Tom Nook|Super Tom Nook]] ([[User talk:Super Tom Nook|talk]]) 3:09, 27 January 2019 (UTC)

:Too soon to call right now. So far, she's only had some set-up done. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:07, 28 January 2019 (UTC)

== Chris' twitter lockdown ==

Would you consider his recent twitter actions as a potential 3rd Exile? [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 14:28, 1 February 2019 (UTC)

==Timeline Update==

Since the timeline graphic was last updated there have been sagas created that fall outside the 2005-2018 dates on the timeline graphic. Should I update the timeline graphic with all of the new sagas? [[User:Super Tom Nook|Super Tom Nook]] ([[User talk:Super Tom Nook|talk]]) 3:02, 9 February 2019 (UTC)

== Soft Exile naming issue ==

The way this saga is centered around the exile, it could continue indefinitely if Chris keeps his new account protected. It might be good to refocus this to be about Chris freaking out over the blocking bronies instead - he just tweeted that he's done with the blocking drama, so assuming that holds true, then 22 February would be the end of this saga. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:59, 22 February 2019 (UTC)

:Looks like he's not over it quite yet https://i.imgur.com/QqJdGUl.png [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 07:26, 23 February 2019 (UTC)

== Reinstate the Merge saga? ==

Chris is still mentioning the merge stuff and it seems like the Teen Troon Squad were just Idea Guy wannabes. Plus the Troon squad is no longer influencing him now.
[[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 14:49, 13 May 2019 (UTC)

*Agreed. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:51, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

*I too like this idea. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 03:12, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

== Classifying some sagas as eras ==

From a discussion on the Tomgirl Saga talk page, we should reclassify some items on the Saga list as eras instead. An era could be defined as a set of events which could go on indefinitely, as opposed to a saga which is a story that eventually wraps up or fizzles out, and be filed under the same column as the Exile sections. Transgender (renaming Tomgirl), Financhu Crisis, Business, Dimensional Merge, and Soft Exile could classify as that. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:51, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

I'm sure you have thought long and hard about this, but the exiles are already confusing to read after getting through the non-linear list of sagas. Further confusion comes from "Inter Exile Sagas" which are like Star Wars spinoff movies. I don't get it. The timeline graphic is long, and there is overall a lot to wade through. It would be nice to know all of what has happened and is happening at a glance. As for the word "era", it's accurate but less exciting than "saga". [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 03:22, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

== New Section: Pre-Christory ==

I was just thinking recently, shouldn't we have a section on Pre-Christory? I'd personally define it as the period before Chris became noticed by Encyclopedia Dramatica. Basically, it would be the period where Chris was still a goofball, but wasn't nearly as infamous. In that same section, I was thinking we should add a sub-section for his high school years, as that somewhat shaped who he is today, and it was a significant era in his life. It would also include the PVCC, Megan, and Adam Sagas.[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 21:42, 30 August 2019 (UTC)

== I don't think the Jacob Saga is over ==

With Chris appointing him as the overseer of his Patreon, the Twitter dialogue about wanting to share a kiss, and Jacob planning an alleged Halloween visit suggests that their interactions are far from over. It does seem that the rift from September 28 to now just seems like a lull, and most Sagas had lulls and I know of many that were prematurely given an end date during said lulls. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 02:47, 21 October 2019 (UTC)

== New Categories for Sagas. ==

For the past decade, sagas were put into two groups, ones for sweethearts, others for trolls. Considering that the Love Quest is now over, I think we might need a category for Chris' finances or one for his enablers. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 19:17, 3 January 2020 (UTC)
: Sagas describe the content we get from Chris, and the Financhu Crisis, if looming in the background for quite a while, has certainly not been a running theme driving Chris's antics since 2017 or so. Begging is too related to unrelated, incidental expenses and satisfied by enablers too quickly for Chris to sustain output within a theme. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 23:04, 3 January 2020 (UTC)

== Enablers saga? ==

Should [[Enablers]] / [[Other enablers]] have a saga entry? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:10, 21 February 2020 (UTC)

*Why would we need to have an enablers saga? Doesn't the Dimensional Merge Saga kind of cover that? [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 08:15, 21 February 2020 (UTC)

::I agree with PsychoNerd. Classic Chris had an epidemic of weens, and modern Chris has one of enablers. Neither wave of mimics deserves its own saga. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 08:46, 21 February 2020 (UTC)

== Thetan ==

Maybe [[Thetan]] could be added to the Saga list. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:30, 13 June 2021 (UTC)
:I disagree. I feel that Thetan's activities were too broad and far apart to qualify. I mean, she's essentially along the lines of [[Kim Wilson]]/[[Emily]], but she doesn't have a dedicated saga. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 18:38, 13 June 2021 (UTC)
::I'm not sure about Thetan's activities being too broad - those primarily revolved around posing as ex-classmates in 2013/14. She also did other things like impersonate the firefighter or be involved with the Catherine saga though those don't seem as significant as the classmate stuff. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:08, 13 June 2021 (UTC)
:::I see what you are going for in the sense of Thetan posing as Chris's former classmates, but I still feel that making an entire saga around her is unnecessary. Maybe something along the lines of a "Manchester High Reunion Saga" would be a better option. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 19:34, 13 June 2021 (UTC)

== Incest Saga ==

Continuing [[:Template talk:Incest|from this talk page]], on second thought maybe we should split "Incest" to a sub-Saga called "Incest Leak Drama"? Leak Drama can house the tangential drama surrounding Bella/the Suitress/The WCT. Because those three weren't involved with the Incest itself so to label them as being part of the "incest" saga on their pages is a bit misleading. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:49, 8 February 2022 (UTC)

:I feel like the "Incest Saga" was always primarily about both the Incest itself, and partly the drama that surrounds it. Even though Bella and the Suitress weren't directly connected to him fucking his mom, I still feel they played a very crucial role in the saga in that the former had essentially recorded Chris admitting to the act, and that the latter had leaked the parts of the call, which subsequently led to his arrest. I guess the stuff on WCT is probably better suited for the "Watchmen Saga"? Anything that's not directly related to Chris should not be summarized under there. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 06:20, 8 February 2022 (UTC)

::Yeah, Bella/the Suitress were what caused the Incest saga to end. I guess if we keep the incest saga intact and not split it, the part on the tangential drama could just be deleted - the paragraph about Bella's damage control (which is mentioned on her/the Suitress articles anyway). I agree with the point about The WCT because he was acting as a Watchman when he tried asking Bella for her side of the story and ended up getting manipulated into her sideshow drama which isn't really directly related to Chris. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:43, 8 February 2022 (UTC)

==Third Exile==

Now that Chris has been transferred out of jail, should we consider renaming "Jail Saga" to the "Third Exile"? Because it doesn't seem we'll get that much out of the hospital. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 02:53, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

:Is he still technically incarcerated, just at the hospital instead of a jail? He might return to the jail later. Maybe wait until whatever happens in July to clarify his situation. Or rename it now and rename it again in July if needed. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 13:59, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

::In that case, I guess we can keep the name. If he goes back to jail, we can just add the date in which he's brought back. I just don't really see a "Nuthouse Saga" anytime soon. If by July he's still in the nuthouse, I say we rename it. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 14:06, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

== Everfree Northwest ==

At the moment, all of the stuff regarding Everfree is considered part of the Watchmen saga. I can't help but think we should move it to the Jacob saga, as a majority of the concerns regarding that event was about Jacob showing up there in disguise, and was basically the whole reason Chris asked Bella and the Suitress to accompany him. Any objections to this? [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 18:47, 29 May 2022 (UTC)

:Sounds fine. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 21:36, 29 May 2022 (UTC)

== Nuthouse Saga Merge ==

Should we merge the nuthouse saga with the jail saga? Given it was such a short period of time, I feel like it's more accurate to describe it as an event of the jail saga rather than it's own listed period of time, as well as it being covered on the [[Jail Saga]] page already. [[User:SodaSpring|SodaSpring]] ([[User talk:SodaSpring|talk]]) 05:44, 10 July 2022 (UTC)

== Freedom Saga ==

The most recent saga in this page is entitled "Freedom Saga" which I named. The previous name for this saga was "CWC Was Here Saga" which I changed as I thought it was too long. There is currently no consensus on what the name of the saga that covers the 8 August 2023-Present should be so I choose "Freedom Saga" as an interregnum name. Does anyone have a better suggestion on what the name of this saga should be?
:Both "Freedom" and "Incognito" are too vague and could be the name of other sagas. There are other sagas which have longer names then "CWC Was Here" such as the "Nathaniel Greene" or "Leonard Bearstein" sagas. The saga icon is a reference to {{w|Kilroy was here}}, which I think fits well. Another saga name could be "Kilroy" saga, but I think that would be too confusing. [[User:BootlegsATrolley|BootlegsATrolley]] ([[User talk:BootlegsATrolley|talk]]) 13:45, 27 August 2023 (EDT)

== Offical Rename ==

I just held a poll on the Offical CWCki Discord Server for what name to choose for the current saga, these were the results.

CWC Was Here Saga - 1 Vote

Incognito saga - 1 Vote

Freedom Saga - 7 Votes

I think we have a very obvious favorite here, I propose an offical rename to the '''Freedom Saga'''. Stop changing it back to CWC Was Here Saga [[User:BootlegsATrolley|BootlegsATrolley]], most people dislike the name. [[User:Cereally|Cereally]] ([[User talk:Cereally|talk]]) 21:21, 30 August 2023 (EDT)

:I was unaware most people disliked it other than you and that other editor as when I messed up the previous saga name, everyone kicked off on reddit, which I did not see this time. I apologize. I think Incognito works the best, and it still with the saga icon. I will change it now. [[User:BootlegsATrolley|BootlegsATrolley]] ([[User talk:BootlegsATrolley|talk]]) 22:28, 30 August 2023 (EDT)

== Merge incognito and third exile saga ==

They really aren't too different. Incognito Saga still has loads of post-jail sightings that apparently aren't a part of that saga, and the page has an 'other sightings' part for no real reason. It should just be Third Exile saga with Chris becoming more active in the latter half of the saga. I think that would be a lot more simple. Also it should go from 27 March to 16 October, he seems to be actually returning now. [[User:Cereally|Cereally]] ([[User talk:Cereally|talk]]) 19:04, 16 October 2023 (EDT)

== Christmas Saga? ==

Over the past few days Chris has been talking about Chistmas on Twitter. He's predictably acting entitled and expecting his "fans" go shower him with gifts, he even hijacked Toys For Tots and made it about himself. Now this isn't new behavior out of Chris but I think this time is distinct because this is the first Christmas he'll have post jail and in his new position as Praetor's captive. I fully expect Chris to get more and more worked up about Christmas as it gets closer and he'll become more and more perfectionist. Those in the [[Unholy Tetrad]] will take notice, they always do, and given his Amazon wishlist tweet I fully expect weens to send a bunch of MLP G5 stuff to him. We don't need a crystal ball to see what happens next, Christmas will fall short of his expectations and he'll bitch about it be it on Youtube or Twitter. This has the potential to give us the first post-jail tard rage video.

We're in for a lulzy Christmas that I believe will be quite notable.

[[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 14:01, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== Publicity Saga ==

I suggest creating a new saga, starting from January 4 and the Cary, NC sighting, Publicty Saga.
As a result of his past actions, Chris has gotten a lot of bad publicity, both because of his own actions, and a group of weens and enablers he has ecompassed over the many years, especially now, after the Second Coming. Chris is on the blacklist of many cons, was kicked out of Aniamte! Raleigh, and now seeks shelter in unlikely places, such as the Keffals livestream.
Flutter also seems to have left the scene as of January 13, as Chris was spotted alone near the airport that day.
So far, the current events are:

- January 4 -
sighting in Cary, NC, which made weens aware of the event

- January 5-6 -
Animate! Raleigh, Chris was not allowed on the second day due to reports to the staff

- January 7 -
Chris claims that he has had a good weekend, doesn't acknowledge the events at the con

- January 13 -
Lone sighting at a gas station (probably WaWa) in Henrico County, near the Richmond International Airport, probably returning after dropping off Flutter

A textwall ranting about CosmicKeyframe blocking him, start of bigger ween interactions over the next few following days

- January 14 -
Announcement of the Keffals livestream with him

- January 15 -
New video ranting about G5, con ban, blocking on Twitter ect

A bit of a Q&A on Twitter with weens

Keffals has a livestream in which, among other things, she states that the conversation with Chris will be pre recorded and heavily edited
[[User:XelaBlueThunder|XelaBlueThunder]] ([[User talk:XelaBlueThunder|talk]]) 06:33, 16 January 2024 (EST)

:I see the potential, sounds good. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 09:21, 16 January 2024 (EST)
:May be a bit early to declare a saga, should wait a bit to see if the pattern holds. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:04, 16 January 2024 (EST)

== New saga? ==

We lacked a Flutter saga, but as you still believe she might be a real deal and not want to be on there, fair. However, with Chris's absense from the internet (Over two weeks, all the content we get is pre recorded or by other parties), I think we might have entered either a soft exile due to Flutter, or another weird part of the Revelations Saga. I do not even wanna call it Revelations Saga anymore as all of the revelations have been done already. We've got nothing new going on right now. The whole Caden thing was a dead end. What do we do in this situation?

And PS: How do I make a single reference to the CWCki for multiple items? I kinda need it for the video games list article.[[User:XelaBlueThunder|XelaBlueThunder]] ([[User talk:XelaBlueThunder|talk]]) 14:32, 8 April 2024 (EDT)

:Should probably just wait until things become clearer. No need to rush with naming sagas. Currently seems to be a slow time for Christory. For the references you can do <nowiki><ref name=streampoll>[[February 2024 social media posts#Stream Poll|From screenshots of his games shared by him on Twitter.]]</ref></nowiki> for the first item, then <nowiki><ref name=streampoll></ref></nowiki> for the rest. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:53, 8 April 2024 (EDT)

:We already had a soft exile in 2019. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 21:44, 10 April 2024 (EDT)

== Is the Revelations Saga over? ==

While it's probably too early to name a new saga, I feel that we're at a point now when we've learned the bulk of what we're going to about the Jail Saga. Because of that, I feel like it's a misnomer to say we're still in the Revelations Saga at this point. The GFM meetup and interview probably marked the end of whatever else we're going to learn outside of the inevitable years-long dripfeed. Should we officially declare the saga to have ended on March 18? [[User:Cottonmather|Cottonmather]] ([[User talk:Cottonmather|talk]]) 06:39, 27 April 2024 (EDT)
:Praetor still hasn't released the Goddess Logs so there is still a lot more info about jail on the way. [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 08:54, 27 April 2024 (EDT)

== The new saga (Third time's a charm) ==

Considering that we saw a large shift in Chris's behavious and online activity that became even more commercialised than before, with the new website, Minecraft lets plays and the Play Button in his possession, I suggest that we do finally make a new saga. Revelations is no longer, well, relevant, due to the fact that we now learn nothing new about Chris other than his long Twitter rants that are likely AI generated with some corrections from him. The Commercialised Saga/CWCLight Saga/Extortion Saga are all possible names. I feel like all that we're gonna get as of now is more Praetor produced content. [[User:XelaBlueThunder|XelaBlueThunder]] ([[User talk:XelaBlueThunder|talk]]) 13:23, 24 September 2024 (EDT)

:I dunno, this sounds like an extension of the existing Business and Praetor sagas. What extortion? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:35, 24 September 2024 (EDT)

::I agree that the Revelations Saga is almost definitely over with the flurry of recent events, but it's still too soon imo to determine what will contextualize the next saga. The recent trip puts the potential of a Flutter Saga back into the spotlight, but it's still too soon to declare anything. [[User:Cottonmather|Cottonmather]] ([[User talk:Cottonmather|talk]]) 00:34, 4 October 2024 (EDT)

== Is the Financhu Crisis over? And Praetor as a Meta-Saga ==

Ever since he's left jail, I think it's become clear that Chris is no longer financially struggling like he used to. Ignoring his multiple overseas vacations and the fact that he now lives on his own, Chris has had a steady passive income from his and Praetor's merchandise ever since he first went to jail. He's rarely begged for money since the first few months of the Jail Saga, and even when he's done so, it's been during streams and done in a largely normalized way. The panic and guilt-tripping present in the e-begging between 2016 and 2021 is a thing of the past. While much can be said about Caden's situation, and speculated about Barb's, I think it's become clear that Chris is essentially financially stable as of his arrest.

On another note, I think it's worth discussing whether it's time to elevate Praetor to a Meta-Saga. Chris has been involved with Caden and Praetor for nearly half a decade at this point, and especially since he's left jail, a majority of his presence online has been dictated by their manipulation, their financing, their contributions to Chris's content, or Chris's attempts to draw attention to their merchandise. We're at a point where a vast majority of Chris's videos from the past two years are tagged with the Praetor saga, and it's almost become redundant. It's clear that without their constant presence, Chris's output would be very different right now. It would be setting a new precedent since no individual troll or group has ever been elevated to Meta-Saga status before, but I think Praetor has been the first to posit an argument for it. [[User:Cottonmather|Cottonmather]] ([[User talk:Cottonmather|talk]]) 00:27, 4 October 2024 (EDT)
:I agree with both suggestions. When would you say that the Financhu Crisis ended? [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 09:05, 4 October 2024 (EDT)
:Agree that Financhu Crisis is over for now. Maybe we should count [[debt]] cases for it, Chris had a garnishment case filed in March 2023 and it was tossed for "no funds" in April. If Praetor is put as a meta saga it'd be concurrent with the Business meta-saga... is there enough distinction between Praetor and Business? It seems to me that Praetor could also be added as a paragraph in Business. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:22, 4 October 2024 (EDT)
::Agreed in regard to the debt; I'd say the Financhu Crisis ended on 26 April 2023 based on that info.

::I think the main difference between the Praetor and Business sagas is that the Business Saga intrinsically revolved around Chris's self-sustained business ventures, while the Praetor saga essentially sees Chris working under someone else for the first time in his life, aside from his brief stint at Wendy's. In effect, this means that the Business Saga was characterized by Chris's inability to run a business on his own. The entertainment came from the unique ways he failed to do so when he was given full creative and financial control. Meanwhile, the Praetor Saga is characterized by Chris's new role as an employee in someone else's business,, and seems to essentially revolve around him trying to keep his 'bosses' satisfied. The entertainment (however little there is) comes from the times Chris has slipped up and fucked them or himself over despite their clear attempts to idiot-proof him. They're similar on a surface level, but in practice, they've played out very distinctly from each other. [[User:Cottonmather|Cottonmather]] ([[User talk:Cottonmather|talk]]) 21:21, 4 October 2024 (EDT)
:::That distinction makes sense. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:43, 5 October 2024 (EDT)

== Is this (finally) a saga? ==

I feel like I'm posting here a lot, but CWC's recent flood of support toward [[Kamala Harris]] on Twitter, and subsequent anger following [[Pmurt]]'s reelection, seems like the closest thing we've gotten to a cohesive saga since the Third Exile. He's done multiple videos/streams mentioning or focusing on it, and he's been posting and reposting about it at basically every opportunity. He literally made several custom yard signs and posted them illegally outside 14BC. In retrospect, now that it's winding down, it really does feel like it qualifies from my perspective. Should this be counted as a new saga, and if so, should it be codified as the Kamala Saga or the Second Pmurt Saga? [[User:Cottonmather|Cottonmather]] ([[User talk:Cottonmather|talk]]) 20:26, 6 November 2024 (EST)

== Fashion Square Mall Saga ==
I don't know about you, but since the closing of this place, it dawned on me that it feels a little bit odd that we don't have a saga for FSM, especially since a number of notable events happened there before his permaban. For one, it was one of the first, and one of his most active [[attraction locations]], and it's also one of the first places where several of his practices of luring sweethearts had occurred, such as the Red String of Fate, as well as where he met a few gal-pals (Anna, Hannah, and Emily specifically). It was also a prominent location in his comics, where he'd try and exaggerate his experiences there, and also arguably where he began his [[Jerkops|distrust with authority figures]], since he got in trouble with the staff there many times. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 18:27, 22 February 2025 (EST)
:It's significant as a location, but I don't think it's enough for a Saga entry. PVCC shaped him more in comparison. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:11, 23 February 2025 (EST)

== Concerns about the Praetor Saga ==
For a while, I've been meaning to split the Praetor Saga apart, as I feel it's getting a bit bloated, and for the fact that Chris's involvement with Praetor pre-jail is fundamentally different from his involvement with it now. Pre-Jail, you had the Watchmen breathing down their necks, especially with the Taser stuff, and Post-Jail, there's a completely different dynamic between them and Chris, where they now seem to act as replacement guardians for him.

For now, what I plan on doing is separating all of the stuff having to do with Chris's [[Gate Crystal]] and the [[Taser]] from the rest of the saga, as I feel that's only tangentially related to Praetor itself, and had its own twists and turns in Christory, and making it its own saga, which I dub "'''The Gate Crystal Saga'''". [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 00:11, 7 March 2025 (EST)
:I agree it's a bit bloated. Would the taser stuff be kind of short for a saga? What would be the start-end dates? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 13:02, 7 March 2025 (EST)
:I don't think the start date should be May 2022. It cancels out too much of Praetor's history with Chris. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:31, 15 March 2025 (EDT)
::Maybe you're right, what do you suppose it should be then? [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 07:44, 15 March 2025 (EDT)
::I think it should be September 2020 since that's when they started meeting with Chris. They've had a consistent history since. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:50, 16 March 2025 (EDT)
:::If we do that, do you propose we move it back to the "Rise N Fall" era, as well? [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 11:29, 16 March 2025 (EDT)
::::We could do that, since it originated from that timeframe. By the way, what do you think of the proposal [[Talk:Saga#Is the Financhu Crisis over? And Praetor as a Meta-Saga|here]] to move Praetor to Meta-saga? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:11, 17 March 2025 (EDT)
:::::Honestly, that might actually be a better idea. Chris's time with Praetor is essentially the first real job he's had, and it has spanned over so many sagas by now (Crystalgate, Lainchu, Warhol, Jail, Third Exile, and Revelations). To declare Praetor as an ordinary saga would probably only complicate the timeline further, since everything that happened with regards to Praetor merely happened in other sagas. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 12:49, 17 March 2025 (EDT)

==What constitutes a Saga?==

Someone DM'd me asking about the Saga page. These are his questions:

{{quoteboxgray|I have actually been wondering. What makes something a saga? What is the criteria for something to be a saga? From what I understand for something to be a saga it'd have to revolve around a potential sweetheart or something/someone that is antagonistic to Chris or it is an exile. So why is Copitz a saga? Also what makes other events such as KwaiiSandbag's trolling for example not a saga?}}

My reply was, "My opinion is if there's something which generates a lot of content, it's marked as a saga, though what is a lot depends on editor."

Anyone have any thoughts on this? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:29, 16 March 2025 (EDT)

:I personally view a "saga" as being that, or leading to a significant change of some sort in Christory. Copitz would count because that was one of the things that made Chris more known in Internet circles. KawaiiSandbags just sort of happened, but Chris didn't really create much content, nor did it lead to any significant events. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 11:17, 16 March 2025 (EDT)
::Well Chris stopped pretending to be Sonichu, which is very significant to Chris. I think the definition could be "a period of events that happened revolving around a potential sweetheart, someone/something that affects Chris which leads to significant event(s) or change, or it is an exile." This definition includes every saga so far and excludes the stuff with Helena Fiorenza for example. However, this definition also includes KwaiiSandbag and Flutter as sagas. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 15:34, 27 March 2025 (EDT)
::: Honestly, I think I somewhat like this definition. Maybe we could also define these sagas off the the meta-sagas, which I think could satisfy your definition too (the stuff with potential sweethearts going under the Love Quest, for example). On an unrelated note too...yeah enough stuff has happened with regards to Flutter to make a saga about her, IMO, regardless of if we apply your definition or not. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 15:49, 27 March 2025 (EDT)
::I was thinking, if the key thing Kwaii did was bait Chris into ending the Sonichu RP, then why not consider him a part of the Roleplaying Saga instead of making a new saga for him? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:25, 8 April 2025 (EDT)
:::Probably the same reason Ivy isn't just a part of the Love Quest saga. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 18:05, 8 April 2025 (EDT)
:::: Either way, Chris was roleplaying as Sonichu for quite a while, so ANYONE convincing him to quit it is quite noteworthy, I would say. Plus, there were also the implications for what this meant regarding the bigger picture. Even with people like the Watchmen influencing the CWCSphere, people could still influence Chris in such a huge way. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 18:15, 8 April 2025 (EDT)

== Praetor as a Meta-Saga name ==
I think the employment saga is a bad name. The most accurate title would probably be Caden saga as he is the main person behind the Etsy shop/Praetor. Calling it the Praetor saga would also be acceptable but IDK if the group is calling themselves Praetor post-jail.
:Yeah, let's just keep it as "Praetor". I only changed it to "employment" on the basis of it being a meta-saga. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 23:24, 17 March 2025 (EDT)

== Watchmen as a Meta-saga ==
So, as some of you may know, I've expressed concerns about the Watchmen saga being "bloated", and proposed a few times to split it into smaller sagas. The sagas that did come out of that did turn out to flow somewhat evenly into the timeline, but I do realize I might have approached that issue all wrong.

From all I've worked on regarding the Lainchu and "Crystalgate" sagas, I think I've come to the conclusion that the problem isn't so much the saga is "bloated" as much as it is that there's a lot of stuff that went on with that group, with many instances of in-fighting, leadership changes, and the numerous people they went after, all of which caused a whole flurry of events, and had a notable effect on both the CWCsphere and Chris's online presence. Not to mention, we already have a template for [[:Template:WatchmenLeaks|all of the Watchmen leaks]], so it seems somewhat pointless to make a [[:Template:WatchmenSaga|separate one]] for the saga as it's defined here. Since Praetor became a Meta-saga for similar reasons, I propose we do the same with the Watchmen, since they undeniably made a huge impact on the story, but probably shouldn't be treated as just a regular saga. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 17:23, 10 April 2025 (EDT)
:I just think it is a long running normal saga. I think Praetor was considered a meta-saga due to Chris's employment. Even then I'm unsure if Praetor should even be considered a meta-saga or not. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 18:09, 10 April 2025 (EDT)

== Why Not Just Simply Name the Everfree/Quickening Section "Fiona Saga"? ==

Most of the sagas are named after people anyways. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 20:55, 11 April 2025 (EDT)
:Because that saga isn't just about Fiona. She was only a part of what that saga's about, the things that led up to the Incest Saga. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 20:56, 11 April 2025 (EDT)
::I'm looking at all the links on the saga and they all pertain to Fiona in some way. Even the Watchmen discourse. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 20:57, 11 April 2025 (EDT)
:::Not really...you have the Funding (which is there because it's what led to Null calling the cops on Chris), which was mostly Null, and the Knights of CWC was stuff having to do with Chris leaving The Place sever and the planned protection against Jacob Sockness, among other things, which was a pretty big deal when it happened. The saga as a whole is closer to say "the Bella/Fiona" saga. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 21:00, 11 April 2025 (EDT)
::::I don't think either Fiona or Bella are notable enough to have Sagas named for them. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 21:08, 11 April 2025 (EDT)
:::::I don't either, I was just trying to give a better idea on what that saga's scope was. The saga's not about either just Bella or Fiona, as they were both just players to something bigger. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 21:28, 11 April 2025 (EDT)
:::::I was in the middle of suggesting either "Bella and Fiona Saga" or "Love Triangle Saga" based on what Bella said when you replied. I guess "Love Triangle Saga" it is? [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 21:12, 11 April 2025 (EDT)
::::I think "Quickening" sounds a bit too corny. Go back to "Everfree Saga" I don't think anyone had a problem with that or go with "Love Triangle Saga" I'm fine with that too. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 21:50, 11 April 2025 (EDT)

== Revelations Saga ==

I'm sure this "saga", which just groups together all of the stuff since Chris's return to the Internet, had a purpose at some point, especially when it seemed that we weren't going to get anything new from Chris any time soon, but at this point...I just don't seen any reason to still have this. At this rate, things are essentially back to normal as far as Chris is concerned, he's back to posting on social media and making livestreams regularly again, not too different from the "Rise N Fall era", so to me, just grouping all of that together into a "saga", which just contains loosely related events, doesn't seem that practical.

Another user suggested we maybe just make all of the stuff surrounding Flutter a saga, too, which I do think is reasonable since Chris has produced enough content and enough prominent events around her had occurred to warrant it, so maybe the best course of action is to just put that there instead.[[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:01, 12 April 2025 (EDT)
: I think making a combined Flutter/Finland saga would be good. [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 13:46, 12 April 2025 (EDT)
:: I think we might as well combine that with Flutter, TBH, since most of the trips we've seen thus far involved Flutter too. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:47, 12 April 2025 (EDT)
:::Wouldn't it make more sense to put the start date to the Flutter Saga at Early 2022 when she first contacted Chris? (some time between April and July) [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 14:43, 13 April 2025 (EDT)
::::It's too early for a Flutter saga, there's very little info. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:45, 14 April 2025 (EDT)

== Is there a new Transformers Related Saga? ==

I know it is boring, but there is so much content on it lately. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 23:11, 5 August 2025 (EDT)

:It's best to be lumped into whatever saga praetor is in. Xela actually proved on the farms that these are pre-recorded to serve as filler content while Chris is in Finland, meaning Caden is curating this content. Not distinct enough to be a saga. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 23:13, 5 August 2025 (EDT)

::I think Chris is just scheduling out those videos. Plus, Chris has done more than just the videos, like blog entries, social media posts, retardedly putting the toys in stores pretending they have merged over here, etc. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 23:18, 5 August 2025 (EDT)

== Twilight Saga ==

I dunno, is this really needed? The events are basically orbiter drama or random stuff/plans happening in the background. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:16, 26 August 2025 (EDT)
:My original intent with that was just to group the stuff with the Knights of CWC somewhere, since a lot of that did lead up to the incest leaks. It just so happened that before that time, a lot of stuff was happening all at once, and a lot of it also happened to overlap with the Knights drama. The saga itself is based on what Anaxis calls the "Twilight of Christory" in his Manifesto. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 00:22, 26 August 2025 (EDT)
::I'm honestly unsure of what all this saga is supposed to be about.[[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 00:37, 26 August 2025 (EDT)
:::Again my original intent was to try and got the Knights stuff somewhere and the events that overlapped with it, since they didn't really fit in any other saga. I felt doing this would make the timeline a bit more comprehensive, as it is important to at least know how the calls got leaked. I'm all for a compromise to deal with the concern of the saga not having a clear overarching theme, even if it means we might need to remove the safa. All I care about is making sure we fit the buildup to those leaks somewhere. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 11:51, 26 August 2025 (EDT)
::::I would just fold that content into other saga entries, like one of the Watchmen-related ones or the Incest saga. Also, a concern I see with Twilight saga is there's no clear person leading it. Bella and Fiona represent it, but neither of them are significant enough for their own saga. And some content has nothing to do with them, like the Watchmen's fallout. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:17, 3 September 2025 (EDT)
:::::I've thought about this, and honestly, the stuff with the Knights server is in a peculiar position, since it has overlapped with so many sagas and important events. For one, it includes the downfall of the Watchmen group and its splintering into the Knights, the meta-drama involving the Toxic Trio and Bella from the Crystalgate Saga, the G5 drama surrounding Chris, and we cannot forget about the incest leaks. Strangely, not making this a separate saga feels like leaving a massive void in the narrative since so many unrelated things have overlapped all at once at the same time. To me, the Twilight Saga kind of feels like the Revelations saga in that same regard. Perhaps the best way to define the Twilight Saga is where all of the loose ends of these seemingly unrelated sagas are tied together, leading to the Incest Saga. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 10:43, 25 October 2025 (EDT)
::::::Honestly, I am not so sure Revelations is even a defined saga, the only reason I didn't say anything is because its about current events and we could look back at it later. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 11:08, 25 October 2025 (EDT)
:When I edited the glossary, I thought this is just orbiter stuff. The idea seems to have come from the Lainchu Manifesto. Which in context is just how orbiters at the time experienced the revelation of the incest saga. I looked at the article "Twilight of Christory" to be sure. But then I realized something, the only reason it doesn't make sense is there is no focus. But I noticed an actual saga in there that could replace this: "The Knights Saga". I suggest to move anything else into their respective sagas. And keep the Knights of CWC stuff. This would give more of a focus to the saga. That's what I think. By the way the person leading this saga would be The WCT. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 11:20, 30 October 2025 (EDT)

== Splitting Praetor Saga ==
I am think that since Praetor is not confirmed to exist beyond Caden anymore and that the group hasn't referred to themselves as Praetor for a while that the Praetor saga should be split into Praetor saga "2020-2021" and Caden saga "2022-Present" and that Praetor should be removed from the meta-saga section. [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 11:20, 11 January 2026 (EST)
:It is confirmed Praetor LLC still exists and that there are more people involved than just Caden. I don't know where you got this information, but it is inaccurate. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 12:42, 11 January 2026 (EST)
::Praetor LLC is no longer an active LLC and there are not confirmed to be more people than Caden. IDK if you're thinking of Thomas Cecil (registered agent of the company registered to the Big Island House) but he is not confirmed to be still working with Caden. Also on Thomas's Facebook he claimed to be homeless for a while which would make no sense if he knew that Caden had a house for him to live in. What is your source that Praetor LLC still exists and there are more people involved than just Caden? [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 13:19, 11 January 2026 (EST)
:::Re-read the praetor page.[[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 13:23, 11 January 2026 (EST)
::::From [[Praetor#Membership]] {{quote| While Caden is the leader of Praetor and presumably does most of the heavy lifting, there were at least three other members as of late 2020, along with several additional collaborators. The four core members were all students at Goochland High School in Goochland, Virginia. Owen left the group sometime prior to June 2021, and while there's no conclusive evidence on Annabel leaving, she had a 10 month break in making content following 25 December 2023, after which she had made her own website to sell her content on. There is no indication that Cabell remained involved with Praetor after Chris's arrest for incest in August 2021, '''making Caden the only confirmed remaining member.''' It's very possible, however, that he has since hired more members to produce art, as many of the products made since aren't total shite.}} [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 13:46, 11 January 2026 (EST)
:::::He's the only member we know of, but there are more members. That line needs tweaked a bit. '''briefly spoke with Praetor, referring to them as a "solid group of people" and "a team that runs all the financials,"''' [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 14:32, 11 January 2026 (EST)
::::::GFM is not a reliable source. CWC himself flip flops between referring to a singular manager and a group of people. CWC has never mentioned any members of Praetor except Caden on stream or video. [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 15:09, 11 January 2026 (EST)
:::::::Caden owns Praetor. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 17:24, 11 January 2026 (EST)
:::Is there a video editor and someone making the non-Chris made medallions around? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:34, 12 January 2026 (EST)
::::We don't have evidence these aren't just Caden. From his Feb 2025 speeding ticket we know that he has Virginia address listed as the Big Island House and he's apparently produced videos before:https://x.com/glndschools/status/1179777349564456960?s=20. He could create and ship the medallions and edit CWC's videos by himself. [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 22:46, 12 January 2026 (EST)
:::::I think it is better to keep it as it is now. We simply don't have enough information and Caden alone or not, Praetor is still active. That is my thoughts for now. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 22:56, 12 January 2026 (EST)

== It Appears This Is a New Saga ==

I think "Redemption Saga" fits perfectly. What do others think? [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 22:51, 18 February 2026 (EST)
:Some people in CWCki Server were also talking about wanting that. I dunno about it, I'm not sure there's enough distinction. I also think there are too many sagas in general. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:15, 18 February 2026 (EST)
::I don't think there is enough sagas. I don't know if Revelations is even a saga. It is hard to tell what is revelations and what is not. Also I think all of the transformers shit throughout 2024-2025 and January, I think that is a saga. I think Flutter is a saga. And I think we are in a new Redemption Saga.[[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 23:24, 18 February 2026 (EST)
:::Usually something like Chris's recent "redemption arc" is part of some larger saga. I'm kind of on the verge of just grouping it with the stuff having to do with Mewgenics, since the revived controversy over Chris's incest charges due to his role in the game are what got Chris into this in the first place. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho 🐧]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 17:52, 19 February 2026 (EST)

User:PsychoNerd054/Sagas

2026-02-19T22:46:21Z

PsychoNerd054: I partially think this "saga" should just be a part of the Mewgenics Saga, since Chris's role in the game did lead to some of the events, but we'll see as we go along.

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==Saga Timelines==
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==Flutter Saga (''Early 2022 - Present'')==
'''Flutter'''

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!align="left"|The Games:
!align="left"|The Prizes:
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*[[Chris]]
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Xela]]
*[[Waltah White]]
*[[Otaku King]]
*[[Helena Fiorenza]]
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*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Finland|Finland Trips]]
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[Xela|Baby Rumor]]
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*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record Straight]]
*[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|CVS Incident]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[Helena-Master106yay DMs]]
*[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]
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| colspan="3" | '''Coinciding Sagas''': {{saga|jail|cn}}, {{saga|thirdexile|cn}}
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==Saberspark/KP Saga (''1 May 2025 - Present'')==
'''Saberspark''' 
'''KP'''
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*[[Chris]]
*[[Saberspark]]
*[[ILoveKPALot]]
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*[[May 2025 social media posts#Saberspark's response to sexual assault allegations|Response to Sex Assault Allegations]]
*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
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==Light Powered Saga (''1 January 2024 - Present'')==
'''Light Powered''' 
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!align="left"|The Games:
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*[[Chris]]
*[[Emgo316]]
*[[Jcc2224]]
*[[Original Autobots]]
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*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Figurine Reviews]]
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*[[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged‎|Merged Figures]]
*[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers]]
*[[Punicrackder-V Outtakes|ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM!]]
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==Mewgenics Saga (''31 July 2025 - Present'')==
'''Mewgenics''' 
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*[[Chris]]
*[[Edmund McMillen]]
*[[Tyler Glaiel]]
*[[Liquid Chris]]
*[[Geno Samuel]]
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*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
*[[Mewgenics|Mewgenics Giveaway]]
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*[[Mewgenics (comic)|Mewgenics Comic]]
*[[Mewgenics|Credit Mention Drama]]

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==Redemption Saga (''13 February 2025 - Present'')==
'''Redemption''' 
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*[[Chris]]
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*[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|Unboxing Video]]
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*[[HarmonyCon|HarmonyCon Freakout]]

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Geno Samuel

2026-02-17T00:47:12Z

PsychoNerd054: Chris being Chris, he fell for the troll account, but I'll put this here anyway.

{{Imposter}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Has a habit of making dishonest and disingenuous statements{{refn|group="note"|Geno has made posts falsely claiming: [https://archive.fo/fhEOZ that he is not gaming a system for selfish gain] regarding his sales, when he has ripped off Chris's design of ''Sonichu'' [[medallions]]; that, about his ''[[Sonichu: The Animated Series (Geno Samuel)|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'', [https://archive.is/GAwAc that those are not Chris's characters] he used, when he has used Chris's characters such as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|the fictionalized Chris Chan]] and [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]; that he does not read the CWCki, which he has [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History#Credit claims|used material from]] in his series ''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History''; that his series is unbiased, when [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History#Bias|there is bias]] within it.}}}}

{{quote|Simply making [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|the doc]] has already gotten attention from Chris which prompted her to retcon her past. Christory has already been interfered with.|Geno's response to criticism of his knockoff Sonichu medallion sales.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/chris_responds_to_a_customer_buying_genos/kdb7in7/ ([https://archive.fo/8FzR6 archive])</ref>}}

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|name = Geno Samuel
|aliases = Edwin Grigonis Edvinas Grigonis<ref>Credited as the writer to several Geno Samuel songs on [https://open.spotify.com/artist/2HDfNNsy8R8DSDOZ34xzMb Spotify]</ref> SamuellyGenie<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)]]</ref> Genoine<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_0pFlq3bBI</ref> phlegm<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKazRacYq2w</ref> Shumshu Arid Fuge
|occupation = Musician Documentarian [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] moderator
|gender = {{gender|gender = male}}
|nationality = Lithuanian
|saga = {{saga|shipfic|cn}}
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'''Edwin Grigonis''', also known by the pseudonym '''Geno Samuel''', (born circa 1990s)<ref>According to his [https://archive.fo/cMMP9 LinkedIn profile], he attended university between 2014-2018.</ref> is a Lithuanian-born YouTuber and musician. He is a [[Christuber]] and [[carpetbagger]] known for creating the series ''[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'' and ''[[Sonichu: The Animated Series (Geno Samuel)|Sonichu: The Animated Series (2025)]]'', as well as exploiting Chris's imagery by selling items themed after him without his permission.

Chris has generally expressed a positive opinion towards Geno and has occasionally chatted with him. At one point Chris asked Geno for input on creating a custom [[TSSSF]] card referencing him, and when Geno asked that the card not be made, Chris obliged.<ref name=genochu></ref> Geno, on the other hand, neglected to ask Chris for permission when selling items based on him (including appropriating his artwork for ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''), causing some pushback by Chris.

On 13 [[July 2025]], Geno renamed his Chris-oriented [[YouTube]] channel from "GenoSamuel2.1" to "Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History", and announced the "transition" the following day.<ref>https://archive.fo/2dOXN</ref>

==History==
On 26 [[May 2018]], [[Copitz]] mentioned Geno to Chris during conversation, and asked if he liked people making neutral documentaries about him.<ref>[[A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan]]</ref> Chris replied that he wishes he was considered more famous than infamous.

On 16 [[June 2018]], Chris expressed his hope that Geno and his [[fanbase]] will "recover swiftly" from Geno's termination on [[YouTube]].<ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Not responsible for Geno Samuel's termination]]</ref>

On 28 [[August 2019]], Chris (as [[Magi-Chan]]) DM'd Geno, thanking him for giving him and Magi-Chan a better recollection of past events.<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#Magi-Chan speaks to Geno]]</ref> He also told Geno to keep up the good work, and told him to feel free to ask Magi-Chan for any feedback or input for Geno's "Chronological History series".

On 14 [[September 2019]], Chris discussed Geno after he was brought up by someone in a livestream hosted by people associated with [[Sonichu Mania]].<ref>[[Sonichu Mania Livestream]]</ref> Chris says that he likes Geno's series, adding that he didn't offend him too much.

On 20 [[September 2019]], Chris DM'd Geno and asked his input on creating a "Genochu" [[TSSSF]] custom card featuring him. Geno politely declined the request, and Chris in turn thanked him for responding and said the offer would remain open if he changed his mind.<ref name=genochu>[[Geno Samuel DMs#OCs]]</ref>

On 21 [[October 2019]], Chris DM'd Geno, telling him that he should read what happened to [[Simonchu]], since Geno apparently liked one of Chris's "comments".<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#Simonchu]]</ref>

On 11 [[May 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) replied to Geno defending himself and his documentary series from wrongful criticism on Twitter.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Contrapoints attacks Geno]]</ref>

On 22 [[May 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) wrote a letter addressed to [[Kai]], and mentioned that in order for Kai to become "a literal God," he would have to humble himself. He explained that Kai can learn to do so from Chris via "those videos on GenoSamuel's YouTube channel."<ref>[[Sonichu Journal Pages]]</ref>

On 10 [[October 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) wrote a comment on YouTube thanking Geno for finally using his preferred pronouns.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan:A Comprehensive History - Part 44]]</ref>

On 15 [[November 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) wrote a comment on [[YouTube]] to Geno for his Q&A video to celebrate 100,000 subscribers.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Genosamual 100k Q&A announcement]]</ref> On 13 December, the Q&A video would be published, and Geno answers Chris's question at the end.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

[[KwaiiSandbag]] mentioned and discussed Geno a few times to Chris over their calls, due to being a big fan of his documentary series.

On 11 [[March 2021]], Chris replied to Geno after he left a joke reply to a meme of Chris.<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Ryan Reynolds]]</ref>

On 31 [[March 2021]], Chris DM'd Geno, upset over Geno's April Fools joke which entailed altering the title and thumbnails of ''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History'' to replace Chris with [[Donald Trump]].<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#April Fools Reaction]]</ref>

In a 4 [[July 2022]] letter, Chris mentioned a desire to collaborate with Geno, writing that he would contact Geno as soon as he was able;<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref> the latter reacted with "Fuck." in a [[Kiwi Farms]] post on learning of Chris's comment.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Chris Wants To Contact]]</ref>

On 21 [[October 2023]], Chris viewed and commented during a livestream on Geno's channel in which Geno played back old video of Chris.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Live From China!🔴Chill CWC Stream 30]]</ref>

In [[2023]], Geno began offering knockoff ''Sonichu'' medallions for sale. His medallions also included a Certificate of Authenticity, in an imitation of Chris commonly including a Certificate in his own for-sale medallions. Chris criticized Geno's medallion product in a 14 [[December 2023]] post, writing, "Geno. Don’t even with the “Certificate”. 3D Printed never surpasses the full soul effort in hand-crafting. It’s not funny."<ref name=medallioncriticism>[[December 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Geno's medallion product]]</ref>

On 10 [[January 2024]], Chris congratulated Geno on his wife's pregnancy.<ref>[[January 2024 social media posts#Congratulating Geno]]</ref>

On 3 [[February 2024]], Geno began advertising more Chris-themed items for sale, including a shirt with a [[:File:WantWoman.jpg|"WANT WOMAN!"]] slogan on it. Chris objected to it, asking, "Can you please stop the “Want Woman” shirt?"<ref name=wantwoman>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref> Geno appears unlikely to accede to Chris's request - in a [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] thread about Chris's comment, Geno replied to another Reddit user that he was "watching the sales roll in" and defended offering the item for sale.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1ai6r6c/comment/kosv83e/ ([https://archive.fo/R721P archive])</ref>

On a livestream on 29 [[March 2025]], Chris got asked about Geno, prompting him to reply with "I have only talked a little bit—a little bit—with Geno Samuel. And just, um, the way he conduct- the way he conducts his videos, there's like a few things that can be criticized. Like, he could not be so focused on, uh, the times where I were- where I was taken advantage of. Especially with those theoretical relationships, or anything—and I mean ''anything''—NSFW..."<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]]</ref>

In [[April 2025]], Geno began releasing ''[[Sonichu: The Animated Series (Geno Samuel)|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'', which took Chris's artwork for the ''Sonichu'' comics - notably ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' - and applied limited animation to the pages, but without Chris's permission. The trailer and two episodes had been uploaded when Chris filed a [[copyright]] complaint, and YouTube terminated the series and placed a copyright strike on Geno's channel. Chris later lifted the strike after discussion with Geno, who chose not to continue the series on YouTube (instead posting the remainder onto Twitter).

In [[February 2026]], Chris posted a request on [[Bluesky]], directed at Geno and asking him to record a video of himself analyzing Chris's custom ''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged]]'' movie.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Chris begs for attention from Geno]]</ref> A [[ween]] created an account impersonating Geno and posted a message inviting Chris to DM. Chris liked the ween's message and followed the account.<ref>https://bsky.app/profile/genosamuel.bsky.social/post/3mdyaex7sz226</ref>

==Carpetbagging==
===Patreon===
Geno has a [[Patreon]] which is used for multiple projects, including both Chris and non-Chris related. Despite that, the subscriber count closely aligns with the Chris projects. As of August 2025, the peak occurred with Episode 85 of ''[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'' during March 2024 (845 subscribers) and then steadily decreased as the series went on hiatus afterwards. A slight uptick in subscribers was seen when Geno attempted to make a ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' in April 2025 (going from 298 to 327), and upon its cancellation, the decline resumed (260 in August).<ref>https://graphtreon.com/creator/GenoSamuel</ref>

When Chris had a Patreon account (since terminated after the [[incest]] scandal), he was a follower on Geno's Patreon, though is not known to have subscribed.<ref>[[:File:CWC Patreon list March 2021.png]]</ref>

===Atlas VPN===
On 18 March 2023, Geno premiered Episode 73 of ''[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'', which contained a sponsor plug for Atlas VPN. After recapping one of the [[MagiChan111448]] tweets, the episode began an advertisement for Atlas VPN which lasted for over a minute. In response to criticism over the timing of the ad placement, Geno answered, "You usually don’t have that choice. You’re asked to place it “in the first part” of the video to ensure the highest number of people watching, and to integrate it into your normal video flow."<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-a-comprehensive-history.39396/page-239#post-15567101 ([https://archive.fo/PVwdE archive])</ref>
===GenoineProductions===
In late [[2023]], Geno opened an [[Etsy]] store called [https://www.etsy.com/shop/GenoineProductions GenoineProductions], where he made 42 sales before the shop was closed. On 13 [[March 2025]], Geno replied to a [[Twitter]] user who had experienced major problems using Etsy, specifically not receiving money after orders were fulfilled (still being expected to pay taxes), cases being opened and appealed without the owner's notice, and no response from Etsy themselves via email regarding the issues.<ref>https://x.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1900113245350043661</ref> Geno said that the same thing happened to him, jokingly saying that Etsy "banned" him for "being too popular."
===genosamuel.com===
Since at least 24 [[April 2022]], Geno has owned a website under the domain [https://www.genosamuel.com/ genosamuel.com], using it as a hub for his Chris content and other personal projects. In late [[2023]], presumably after his Etsy failed, he began to sell bootleg Chris merchandise using the site. He started with his own 3D printed miniature Sonic Totems and Sonichu and Rosechu medallions, and orders contained a knockoff "Certificate of Authenticity" and signature from Geno. On 14 [[December 2023]], Chris criticized the certificate and the fact that Geno used a 3D printer for his medallions, saying it's "not funny."<ref name=medallioncriticism></ref> This did not discourage Geno, as he still sells them—as well as medallions of Chris's other characters, [[Blake]], [[Bubbles]], [[Angelica]], and [[Sylvana]]—as of [[May 2025]].

By 3 [[February 2024]], preorders were available for several Chris-themed hats and shirts. On that day, Chris commented on Geno's YouTube community post promoting the merch, particularly disapproving of the "WANT WOMAN!" shirt, requesting that he "stops" it.<ref name=wantwoman></ref> This did not discourage Geno, as he still sells the shirt as of [[May 2025]].

===Sonichu: The Animated Series===
{{main|Sonichu: The Animated Series (Geno Samuel)}}
In [[April 2025]], Geno began releasing ''[[Sonichu: The Animated Series (Geno Samuel)|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''. The series was funded by patrons on [[Patreon]], and patrons that pledged at least $5 per month would have their name added in the credits of the episodes. In the early morning hours of 5 [[May 2025]], Geno made an announcement on Patreon regarding Chris's takedown:<ref>https://archive.is/GAwAc</ref>
{{quote|Hey Y'all! So I got a copyright strike from Christine Chandler on YouTube which caused Sonichu: The Animated Series Episodes 1 and 2 to be taken down. Totally understandable since it is her artwork that I'm using (though those are not her characters, but that's besides the point...).

Anyway, So this project is dead. Anyone who joined my Patreon to support the series is free to leave or ask for a refund if you'd like. If you're willing to stick around, you're in luck cuz this means I can work faster on my other projects like documentaries and music.

Thank you for your understanding.

All the best,

G.G.}}

Initially, Geno heavily promoted his Patreon alongside the series, and updated his Patreon's description to mention the series.<ref>https://archive.is/4Phwa</ref> Geno also animated at least two of Chris's Sonichu Classic Strips, both of which are locked behind a paywall on Patreon.<ref>https://archive.is/WrSpF</ref><ref>https://archive.is/z6Mi7</ref> Despite the copyright strike, the [[May 2025 social media posts#Geno Samuel copyright strike|public statement of disapproval from Chris]], and Geno's statements of agreement to cease continuing the project, he premiered Episode 3 of the series on Twitter later the same day.<ref>https://x.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1919555649316508051 ([https://archive.fo/Yp6OQ archive])</ref> Notably, Geno makes money from post engagement on Twitter, due to paying for a blue checkmark.

==See also==
*[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]
*[[Geno Samuel DMs]]
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)]]
*[[Sonichu the Animated Series (Geno)]]
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Redemption Arc

2026-02-16T22:28:47Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{quote|I am in my Redemption Arc. Please be kind to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.|What Chris wrote on a business card before getting kicked out of [[HarmonyCon]] and shouting at random people.}}
{{quote|Everyone, I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets.
I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk. ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, promising he won't be a [[JERKS|jerk]] again.<ref>[[August 2025 social media posts#Jerk Retirement]]</ref>}}
[[File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg|thumb|300px]]
In fiction, a character, usually a villainous one, goes through a "'''redemption arc'''" when they go through a significant change to atone for their past actions. Outside of fiction, a real-life "redemption arc" involves a deliberate, continuous shift from destructive, immoral actions toward personal growth.

Chris, infamous for being all talk and no bite, will, from time to time, claim that he has learned his lesson, make promises that he will never repeat the actions again, and state that he should not face the consequences of his actions because of it. When that doesn't work, Chris will claim that [[God]] themselves had "cleansed" Chris of all of his sins.

Also, and unfortunately for Chris, virtually no one will accept his so-called "redemption arc" because he doesn't live in a TV show ''and'' (most of all) he is [[Chris and his ego|too narcissistic to ever acknowledge his mistakes]], thus preventing him being truly remorseful and willing to change how he acts.

==Times that Chris Had Claimed to Have "Redeemed" Himself==

*On 19 [[May 2025]], Chris uploaded a video on YouTube titled [[Grounded Deep Response]].
*On 9 [[August 2025]], Chris stated on [[Twitter]] that he realized how much of a jerk he's been throughout his Internet career, claiming that he deserved to get trolled and harassed because of it. Following that, he made the bold claim that he will "never" be a jerk again.
*On 13 [[February 2026]], Chris had attempted to attend [[HarmonyCon]] in disguise. Seeing how Chris got banned from many previous brony conventions due to a rather [[Affair with Mother|horrifying turn of events]], he created a business card, which he likely intended to leave in case anyone saw him. Outside of him telling the people at the event to "Touch Grass", when people figured out he was at the event, he was kicked out of the convention. As he was getting kicked out, Chris was recorded shouting at people.
* On 16 February 2026, Chris [[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban|posted a roleplay as God on]] [[Bluesky]], wherein he claims Chris has been "forgiven" and "cleansed" both by God and other deities, urging everyone to dole out "kindness and support" for his redemption arc, in response to the aforementioned ban from HarmonyCon.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and hypocrisy]]
*[[Chris and introspection]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

{{References}}
{{CWC-isms}}

HarmonyCon

2026-02-16T22:26:07Z

PsychoNerd054:

{{quote|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.

The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.|Chris, while roleplaying as [[God]]<ref name=godrp>[[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban]]</ref>}}
[[File:Chris at HarmonyCon 2026.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris at HarmonyCon, pulling his hood down and holding his mask.]]
'''HarmonyCon''' is a [[brony]] [[convention]] in Dallas, [[Texas]]. In 2026, it took place at the Hyatt Regency Dallas hotel from 13-15 February.

Chris attended in [[February 2026]], although he was [[Jerkop|removed by staff]] on Day 1. Chris arrived dressed as the [[Power Rangers|White Power Ranger]], and was spotted by one convention goer wearing a full mask and not responding when his costume was complimented, likely trying to remain undetected.<ref>https://x.com/Peel_yaps/status/2022447560930025597 ([https://archive.ph/RmIUa archive])</ref> However, Chris also left his [[business card]]s which proclaimed himself to be undergoing a "[[redemption arc]]".

On Day 1, before his ban, Chris attended a panel titled "[[MLP G5]] - Lore, Lies, and Legacy".<ref>https://harmonycon.org/#schedule</ref><ref>https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1ikpx-Fj8rYTncNbIv_xao4qrwKdHtQqO7ahRNAoZ1YM/</ref>

After the ban, Chris did not immediately comment on it on social media. Two days later, he began indirectly acknowledging it, when he complained of having had "a few rough times lately."<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Apology for rudeness]]</ref> However, by 16 February, Chris unleashed two social media rants. In the first, he commented about the ''Power Rangers'' costume he had worn, angry at people who had interpreted his "light power" speech as "white power":<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Explaining Power Rangers costume at HarmonyCon]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Anyone who mishears and confused "Light" for "White" in Holy "Light Power", I freaking Dare tell all of you (in tough love in a goal of unity and good intentions), are racist bulls***ers and can go fuck off, and damned be [[Kiwi Farms]], too.⚡️💙⚡️}}

In the second, Chris (while roleplayed as [[God]]) demanded that every convention be welcoming of Chris, and also ordered the con attendee who had "ratted Christine out" to apologize to Chris or else be sent to Hell.<ref name=godrp></ref>

{{quotebox|The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.}}
{{quotebox|And to Everyone else who read and hear of this message, if you do not heed my words as typed here and linked on Christine's Twitter page, karma will hit you harsh, as well by my command with varying levels of severity, depending on your sin level.}}

{{clear}}
==Videos==
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{{quote|-give me victory, and light power, and I shall lead with that which is good and righteous as I make my leave. Be safe, and go forth with that which is good and light powered and blessed is every one of you. Aaaaahh-aaaahhh!}}

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==Gallery==
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File:Chris at HarmonyCon 2026 White Power Ranger.jpg|Chris in the "[[MLP G5]] - Lore, Lies, and Legacy" panel audience (gold and black outfit, white hood)
File:Bronys_React_HarmonyCon.png|Bronies react to Chris at HarmonyCon
File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg|[[Business card]] apparently left by Chris at the convention, claiming himself to be in a redemption arc<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/feb-13-2026-chris-kicked-from-harmonycon.239174/post-23717540</ref>
File:HarmonyCon Business card Redemption Arc.jpeg|Another shot of the card<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1r4waen/found_this_in_the_wild/?share_id=2K3imFcCs-zxvLpmbxjrp ([https://archive.fo/N5uO7 archive])</ref>
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Template:RevelationsSaga

2026-02-16T22:22:03Z

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|colspan="6" |<center>'''Platforms:''' [[DeviantART]] • [[YouTube]] • [[Reddit]] • [[Twitter]] • [[Cameo]] • [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] • [[Discord]] </center>
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!align="left"|The Players:
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*[[Chris]]
*[[Caden Peck]]
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Ren Ryghts]]
*[[Xela]]
*[[Keffals]]
*[[Edmund McMillen]]
*[[Waltah White]]
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*[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Resurrected and Returned]]
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record straight]]
*[[Livestreams]]
*[[Cwclight]] ([[CWC Blog]])
*[[Animate! Raleigh]]
*[[The Chris Chan Interview]]
*[[Ren Ryghts DMs]]
*[[CWC Art Contest]]
*[[Xela#Baby Rumor|Baby Rumor]]
*[[Waltah White Calls|Walt's Calls]]
*[[HarmonyCon]]
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February 2026 social media posts

2026-02-16T22:18:22Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Explaining Power Rangers costume at HarmonyCon */

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[February 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[Twitter]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Disliking new Transformers figure==
1 February 
3:59 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=TFW2005|Transformers Age Of The Primes Voyager Nexus Prime Combiner Mode Revealed! https://news.tfw2005.com/2026/02/01/transformers-age-of-the-primes-voyager-nexus-prime-combiner-mode-revealed-555853}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|This Is Horrible as [[Censorship|s***]], and I am not exaggerating. I genuinely feel this way about this Conbined Mode, @[[Hasbro]] and @takaratomytoys. If you want me sold on this, make it combinable with the limb bots from #CombinerWars Trilogy. The Legacy and AOTP Combiner limb bots: No. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Epstein is one of most documented people==
1 February 
4 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Whatsapp Gayvincible (kimbo edition) @ZScouterKimbo|@CPU_CWCSonichu dont take that shit standing down
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24|BREAKING –

Epstein has become one of the most documented people in modern history, with over 5 million pages dedicated to his life}}}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|LOL}}

==Mewgenics non-answer==
1 February 
10:04 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|[''replying to [[January 2026 social media posts#Re-revised Mewgenics post|a previous tweet]]'']

When the game is released, will you do gameplay on YouTube or streaming?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes}}

==McDonalds toy==
1 February 
10:27 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|This Changable is literally a Headmaster! 😆
@[[McDonalds]] #Changables

[[File:Changable Headmaster.jpg|200px]]}}

==Dragons after the Merge==
2 February 
9:35 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|The Dragons will be returning, for real. [[Dimensional Merge|#DimensionMerge]]

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This is a real [[Daydream|premonition]]. I repeat, this is a real premonition. This is not a meme, and I mean that for real.

For now, all y'all can do is wait, because everyone only knows some about dragons, and few know them well.

[''posts gif of Saphira the dragon'']}}

==Mewgenics not listed==
2 February 
9:40 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=[[Edmund McMillen]]|Da fuk?!
{{quoteboxred|speaker=The Game Awards|February new game releases include:

Nioh 3 - Feb 6
Romeo is a Dead Man - Feb 11
Mario Tennis Fever - Feb 12
High on Life 2 - Feb 13
Reanimal - Feb 13
Resident Evil Requiem - Feb 27}}
}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yeah. Where's Mewgenics?}}

==Groundhog Day==
2 February 
9:47 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter two minutes later.
{{quotebox|Also, Happy Groundhog Day.

Puxatany saw his shadow. I am aware of the lore; that shadow usually means more winter. But from my experience, I found that to either be not or half-light over the decades. So, I'm saying a very likely early spring. ⚡️💙⚡️ [''posts gif of Snoopy from [[Peanuts]]'']}}

==Favorite blue character==
2 February 
9:51 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Dalua @KoronellukinhaC|Are your favorite blue characters here? 💙🩵 [''posts image with 20 pop culture characters with blue color schemes'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually yes, but let me add one more into the mix. ⚡️💙⚡️
[[File:Ocofoccard.jpg|200px]]}}

==React to Epstein Files joke==
2 February 
9:55 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=DunklerPrinz3 🔰|Two goats not in the Epstein files #mewgenics [''posts photo of two people including [[Edmund McMillen]]'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I guess it's a meme now to list everyone who was not in those files. That covers [[Chris and science#Mathematics|well over 90% of the worldwide population]]. You may as well throw in someone like #AndyDick. So dumb.

[''posts gif of person saying "I don't get it"'']}}

==Weather==
2 February 
9:59 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Al Mundt @Stevance69|There’s a foot of solid ice outside my door, Chris. I imagine as a fellow Virginian you’re experiencing similar conditions.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Ask me again on Wednesday. [''posts screenshot of weather conditions showing cloudy on Wednesday'']}}

==Groundhog Day thought==
2 February 
10:07 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|Unrelated, yet related, literally on Groundhog Day nearly two decades ago on this day, I got my eyes checked by Dr [[David Alan Chandler]] (my half-brother) and got my first pair of glasses. #PuxatauniPhil saw his shadow that year, too. [''posts gif of Velma from Scooby-Doo'']}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1==
2 February 
10:59 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Act 3.5, and it is a long one with four videos to cover it, and a Lot of development and New "Challengers" Joining In.
⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1]]'']}}
On Twitter, Chris added:

{{quotebox|#[[ProjectSNT]] #[[DoopieDoOver|DoopieDoover]] #[[Planet Dolan|SuperPlanetDolan]]}}

==Merryweathery comic references Sonichu==
3 February 
10:24 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=[[Merryweatherey|Merryweather Comics @Merryweatherey]]|Unsafe Dimension. Do Not Enter.

<center><gallery>
File:Merryweathery comic reference Sonichu1.jpg
File:Merryweathery comic reference Sonichu2.jpg
File:Merryweathery comic reference Sonichu3.jpg
File:Merryweathery comic reference Sonichu4.jpg
</gallery></center>}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You entered not the Prime C-197 half of Earth out of the whole 1C-211987's Earth, you had wandered into a simplified alt universe that compiles of surface level details and memes and s*** that pretty much a lot of individuals in our Timeline misinterpret and exaggerate.
⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|In other words, you had wandered into the wrong dimension or universe that was more remiscent of #TeensTitansGO. Clearly not what anyone wanted nor ideal.
⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts gif of Starfire from Teen Titans Go!'']}}

==Micronus Prime==
3 February 
1:50 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=chrismcfeely.bsky.social|Early access is now availble to TRANSFORMERS: THE BASICS on MICRONUS PRIME! From Mini-Cons to Micronauts - size matters not as we once again journey back to the Age of the Primes for a look at the short king of the original Thirteen Transformers!

Patreon: [''Link to Patreon'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I had a fun concept type of thought recently: the BotBots and even the Changables; they all could be considered Mini-Cons and Micronus Prime was appreciated by them.}}

==Chris begs for attention from Geno==
3 February 
2:34 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=kaelynnism.bsky.social|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social [[Geno]] is resuming the documentary series soon, and he remastered the old episodes! Are you caught up with the series yet Chris? [''Links to Geno's Patreon'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Still no, but I feel like I've been plenty caught up. If anything, I'm more curious of what Geno's perspective of my TLUM figure reviews and compilation movies, as well as the Chaos Crystal Control reading.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, #GenoSamuel, if you're reading this, you should just record and episode of yourself analyzing the Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie, sine that is completed, as opposed to the video set of me reading Chaos Crystal Control. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Let me give a good example on how you can edit the video: look at either [[Dr Wolf]]'s review videos or even Firebrand/Josh Scorchers review videos where he "takes it too seriously." ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Claim to resume Sonichu comics==
3 February 
7:11 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

Continued from above thread.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social|We NEED the commentary. It’s actually kind of crazy the Legacy United Merged Movie isn’t talked about that much since its unironic canon sonichu content as well iirc.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|Hey, is the Sonic series coming back or something? I don't know how it works.}}
{{quoteboxred|Sorry sonichu}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social|The new transformers series is canon to the Sonichu series iirc so yes.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|Wait a minute, but I understand the videos that do it; the comics were missing.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social|I dunno if the comics will resume unless CWC says so.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|No way}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|The comics remain in the works. I am resuming soon. I have been going through a lot, so please remain patient and have no doubt.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2==
4 February 
12:49 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 2 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Forgot to set the time, but Part 2 of Act 3.5 is now up.
⚡️💙⚡️

Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2

[''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris included an image.

<center><Gallery>
File:ChaosCrystalControl3.5P2.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Talking dragons with MKRNightVee==
4 February 
12:52 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=[[MKRNightVee|Mirage /MKR @MKR11217089]]|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Dragons after the Merge|a previous tweet]]'']

Things that existed long ago and still persist to this day. Legends come from a source, but many can't see these eyes clouded by judgment, and fear of breaking social norms. They willfully blind their senses to the spiritual, thus they cannot see that place.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|And yet they all shall, rather they want to or not and rather it is the norm or weird. It is prophecized. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Ko-fi==
4 February 
1:51 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|I have just started my lo-fi page for those who want to simply help a little bit at a time.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Ko-fi]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris corrected the name:

{{quotebox|I have just started my ko-fi page for those who want to simply help a little bit at a time.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Promoting Ko-fi post==
4 February 
10:27 AM

Chris copy-pasted his message for [[Ko-fi]] to Bluesky, then to Twitter 2 minutes later.
{{quotebox|With soo many more individuals coming into late February, 2006 from as early as December, 2022, you have to wonder who out of EVERYONE on this Earth will be showing up next!⚡️💙⚡️}}

In between the Bluesky and Twitter posts, Chris linked to his Ko-fi post on Twitter.

On Bluesky, Chris attached the same image as on his Ko-fi post.

<center><gallery>
File:Challenger.jpeg
</gallery></center>

On Bluesky:
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social|time=10:28 AM|ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=10:34 AM|#SuperMario was so shocked seeing Chris and Crystalina transform. "'Electric-Hedgehog Power', then they turn into hedge-a-hogs. Mama-Mia!" [''posts image of Mario falling down'']}}

Chris then quoted his initial post on Bluesky and added:

{{quotebox|time=11:16 AM|It Actually could literally be YOU! 🫵🏻⚡️💙⚡️ [''posts gif of man pointing'']}}

He repeated to Twitter a minute later.

==Transformers figures still for sale==
4 February 
4:29 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|Now, I am reissuing the offer of selling my old Transformers Figures, shown in this video.

Again, officialsonichu.com/pages/contact. I can be emailed here, but I will also accept DMs on my BlueSky and Twitter for faster consideration.

Engage Optimus is not available.

[''links to [[JCWCSP's OLDER Transformers and Gobots Figures For Sale on Cwclight]]'']}}

{{quotebox|Plus these in this set of photos are available from me. The Ultra Magnus comes with the trailer, missing parts. The (extra) Optimus Prime Figure is missing it's Matrix. A few of these are have been Toyhax labeled. And Alpha Trion's book and quill are not in the box with him.

<center><gallery>
File:Old Transformers Figures still for sale1.jpg
File:Old Transformers Figures still for sale2.jpg
File:Old Transformers Figures still for sale3.jpg
File:Old Transformers Figures still for sale4.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==Cameo==
4 February 
5:23 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|[''links to Chris's [[Cameo]] profile'']}}

==Commodore discussion==
4 February 
5:42 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=afachat.bsky.social2|@commodoreofficial.bsky.social I was wondering, if I speed up the C64 to say 64 MHz, it seems the 1541 emulation is not sped up, but instead the whole machine falls back to the original speed when accessing the disk. Is that intentional? Will that change? Thanks}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=commodoreofficial.bsky.social|A quick response from the team - That's 100% intentional. The 1541 is a separate device (even though it's in the same box) and it always operates at 1MHz. This is because the timing between the disk drive and the computer must operate at 1Mhz for basically any software to work properly.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|This is quite true. The original 1541 can be slow on loading times compared to the later models or even present tense processing speeds, it is still reliable. And that is reflected in the programming of the 1541 processor setting of the C64 Ultimate. I speak from personal experience.}}

==Cameo a success==
5 February 
8:49 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|This little experiment with Cameo was a good experience. So, for the time being, I'll accept 25 more requests, so come onto Cameo if you have something SFW and good in mind. I also do [[Tarot]] Readings, so ask me, and I'll channel your energies to give you intuitive guidance. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3==
6 February 
11:31 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Part 3 of Act 3.5 is up. Roberta and Cera meet their mom and dad's past selves. What breakthrough has happened? Find out in here and in Part 4 coming up Monday.⚡️💙⚡️ [''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3]]'']}}

==Bonus video announcement==
8 February 
11:31 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|And then something bonus and different tomorrow: Gaming on the Commodore 64 Ultimate with the 1541, Datasette and Cartridge. Plus a quick bonus at the end. ⚡️💙⚡️@commodoreofficial.bsky.social

[''posts gif of a loading bar'']}}

==Aliens and weirdness==
6 February 
11:34 AM
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Pizza mert @pizza990|Apparently Sonic the Hedgehog isn't an alien. Replaced him with Iron Giant [''posts comic panel with Superman, Goku, Optimus Prime, Iron Giant, and Sonic'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, EVERYONE on this Earth, including us Americans, are ALL aliens.
⚡️💙⚡️
If that fact helps bring the world together in a better sense of harmony, then I shall be glad.}}
{{quotebox|We ALL are weird and child-like, anyway. What is Normal?}}

==Scott Pilgrim==
6 February 
12:01 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica|Which Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games from yesterday’s #NintendoDirect Partner Showcase are you looking forward to most? [''posts image with various titles'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Out of all of these, #ScottPilgrim}}

==Everyone goes back to 2006==
6 February 
12:06 PM
{{quotebox|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Promoting Ko-fi post|a previous post]]'']

Also, Yes! According to this from the Cast List of featured and Not featured individuals in this chronicling, EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL do Go Back In Time and Interdimensionally to late February, 2006 on the C-197 half. This could be where this page has a mirror on it. 🫵🏻
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Script merge story 6Feb2026.jpg|200px]]}}

==Trump unfit for presidency==
6 February 
12:11 PM
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=DonkConnects ♻️™ @donkoclock|Do you agree with Stephen Colbert? Yes or No???

Drop a 💙 in the comments if you do, let @StephenAtHome know! [''posts image of people holding a sign reading "DONALD TRUMP IS NOT FIT TO BE PRESIDENT. DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|⚡️💙⚡️
YES!}}

==MLP:FIM fan animation==
7 February 
10:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ForgaLorga|<nowiki>New animation is here =)</nowiki>

<nowiki>https://youtu.be/McMysnqM31g</nowiki>}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am watching this, and it's reminding me of when [[Pinkie Pie]] tried to be a postal carrier. This feels like another alternate universe a Starlight visited.}}

==Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming==
7 February 
10:35 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|We're kind of #DingDongVGing it up, but Really Retro, starting with Pitfall.

My Capture Card sucked. I did get a new one (thanks to you all for that) and tested it. Future Commodore 64 Videos will work a lot better after this one.⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts link to [[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming]]'']}}

==Not in Richmond==
7 February 
10:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=⛧𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔥 @xannith_tannith|@CPU_CWCSonichu Hoping to see you at Pokekon Richmond today :)}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Regardless of the misspelling, why would I be there if I'm not in Richmond?}}

==Transformers toy talk==
7 February 
12:03 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=plasticrobots.bsky.social|@chrismcfeely.bsky.social One of my favourite toy discoveries. 😆 [''posts image of ''Transformers'' toy'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Now all we need are Spike and Daniel, and they can be exo suited as well.}}

==15 more Cameo slots==
7 February 
6:08 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|I've just opened up 15 more slots for [[Cameo]]. Remember, I can also give a short [[Tarot]] reading. Thank you all.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==From Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5.==
7 February 
11:56 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|Premonition come true!⚡️💙⚡️

@commodoreofficial.bsky.social

[''posts link to [[From Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5. ]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris changed the Commodore's handle to its Twitter account.

{{quotebox|@commodoreofcl}}

==Cartoon classics list==
7 February 
11:57 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=CONQUERtheNO.org 🫶🏽|How many of these cartoon classics have you seen?

[''posts image with list: LOONEY TUNES, DUCKTALES, TOM & JERRY, HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, DANGER MOUSE, THE JETSONS, INSPECTOR GADGET, THUNDERCATS, THE TRANSFORMERS, THE SMURFS, BUGS BUNNY, GARFIELD AND FRIENDS, THE FLINTSTONES, SCOOBY-DOO, THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS, ALVIN AND THE CHIMPMUNKS'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[[Television|All of the above]]}}

==Mad at orbiter's comment==
8 February 
12:33 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=kaelynnism.bsky.social|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#From Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5.|a previous post]]'']

Lol, silly and cute chris@commodoreofficial.bsky.social [''posts screenshot of Chris holding Commodore Ultimate box above his head'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Seriously, dude? 😠

I Literally foretold this updated console.}}

==More Cameo slots==
8 February 
10:31 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 3 minutes later.

{{quotebox|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Cameo|a previous post]]'']

I had expanded the slot count, and there are still 20 available slots left. Please, let's finish this weekend with an even better footing. And I thank you all very much for this opportunity and the kindness.⚡️💙⚡️}}

On Twitter, Chris included a link to his [[Cameo]] profile.

==MLP:FiM fancomic==
8 February 
10:33 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=cisca 💗 @twiznya|dios lo tierna que es [''posts ''MLP:FiM'' fancomic page'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[''posts ''[[Equestria Girls]]'' gif'']}}

==Answering Merge question==
8 February 
10:34 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=DieHarteWare|when will the dimensions finally merge?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|We are in the integration steps right now. The merge is complete and finalizing.}}

==Commodore on Chris's desk==
8 February 
10:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Retro Dave @1GamewithDave1|But are you this old? [''posts photo of Commodore floppy disk'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You tell me. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:X - Commodore in Chris's room.jpeg|200px]]}}

==Cat name game==
8 February 
11:27 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Amelia @theamelia__|What would you name this cat? [''posts photo of a cat'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Zen. That cat's name is zen.}}

==Question for Nintendo==
8 February 
1:03 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quotebox|Hey, @NintendoAmerica, I have a question about the Virtual Cards I feel a lot of other individuals can appreciate. I end up sometimes with the physical copy after buying the digital, and I have the DLC for that game. [''posts gif of Nintendo Switch'']}}
{{quotebox|So, my question is this, why is it not set up where I can only install the DLC and not the Digital game when I have the Physical? Maybe consider that in the next update, @NintendoAmerica. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Mewgenics premiere tomorrow==
9 February 
9:43 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Mewgenics coming in on Steam tomorrow? Muuuuuuu-yeah, guys!⚡️💙⚡️
<nowiki>youtu.be/kNKoHJKs20A</nowiki>}}

{{quotebox|1/500 chance of breeding this cat, and that's on top of that, a chance of finding a certain medallion. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Mewgenics Sonichu.jpg|200px]]}}

==Interacting with Commodore's social media again==
9 February 
11:33 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=commodoreofficial.bsky.social|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Mad at orbiter's comment|an earlier Chris-related post by kaelynnism.bsky.social]]'']

We have to make that song into a jingle somehow! That was awesome.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You'll really love the other premonition details about the Commodore 64, and the rest, that are in these pages. As well as Scarlet LaRose, the original Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and her diary entries. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 4==
9 February 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5, Part 4 is up, with [[DRWolf|#DrWolf001]] and #ObabScribbler. Coming up in a couple of days with [[Lightning Bliss|#LightningBliss]] doing her part with her chaotic Rainbows, Act 4.⚡️💙⚡️ [''links to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 4]]'']}}

==Wanting Obama back==
9 February 
11:37 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Commentary Elon Musk News @X_Facelesssone|Do you want Barak Obama back back again?

Be honest

A. YES
B. NO

[''posts image of [[Barack Obama]] with a sign reading: "DO YOU WANT ME BACK AS PRESIDENT? BE HONEST WITH ME"'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes}}

==Titling==
9 February 
1:25 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|[''replying to a [[February 2026 social media posts#Interacting with Commodore's social media again|an earlier post]]'']

"Come Adore the Commodore; Merging the Past with the Future into FUTRAST." ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Trump is worst president==
9 February 
2:53 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=LadyValor|🚨BREAKING: New CNN Poll says Trump is the worst President in history.

Do you believe that?

A. Yes
B. No

[''posts image of [[Donald Trump]]'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes}}

==Participating in Mewgenics giveaway==
10 January 
8:27 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|Look at me actually doing a game giveaway with the big boys. 😊

I've got a few [[Steam]] codes for [[Mewgenics]]. Leave a Like and/or comment and/or Retweet this Post, and I'll announce the winners, chosen by intuition tomorrow at around this time.
⚡️💙⚡️ [''posts "Mewgenics! Game Giveaway!" image'']}}
{{quotebox|And just for fun, Stacey and the Rat.

[[File:Stacey and Rat.jpg|200px]]}}

Two minutes later on Bluesky, Chris posted:

{{quotebox|I'm hosting my share of a Mewgenics Steam Code giveaway on my Twitter page. ⚡️💙⚡️ [''posts link to his Twitter post'']}}

Chris also reposted his Stacey and Rat tweet to Bluesky.

==Reasons for Nintendo complaint==
11 February 
2:01 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=qwilfish 🐡 @qwilfishy|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Question for Nintendo|a previous post]]''] because who buys the digital came then ends up with a physical copy? unless it was gifted to you why would you wanna play the physical copy when you already have the digital one downloaded}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Multiple reasons: one, Sonic Mania or Origins Plus; had the digital before, the physical came out later. I prefer physical when possible. Storage: you want to free storage for more games? Maybe go what? Physical! Plus no need to redownload, updates aside, when it's Physical.}}

==Edmund McMillen's good day==
11 February 
2:01 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Edmund McMillen|Thanks everyone. [''posts gif reading "TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY"'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You're very welcome! 😊 You and your team's work and efforts continue to show very well. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Part of Mewgenics success==
11 February 
9:16 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=IGN|Mewgenics, the cat-breeding tactics roguelike from the developer of The Binding of Isaac, has hit the ground running to say the least, having already made back the cost of its roughly seven-year development. https://bit.ly/3Oi2nju}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am very pleased to have been a part of this success. How many of my "Meows" made it into the final game? Try to find them all. 😸
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Replying to Commodore giveaway==
11 February 
9:24 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Commodore Computer Museum 🕹 @MuseumCommodore|🚨 PICK A NUMBER 1-450 CHALLENGE! 🚨

I've got 450+ original Commodore 64 games lined up in my museum collection... reply with ANY number from 1 to 450 and I'll reply with a photo + details of THAT exact game from my shelves!

PLUS: One lucky random commenter wins this awesome Commodore Sports Bag! 🎒 (Free shipping anywhere.)

Just drop your number below. Winner of the Commodore bag drawn EOD Sunday 15th Feb NZ time.

👇 Go!

<nowiki>#Commodore64 #C64 #RetroGaming #Giveaway</nowiki>

[''posts photo of shelves of games'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|10

Wow! That is a Lot of Datasettes. The PowerPaks intrigue me; are they game compilations?}}
{{quotebox|I've heard of Zoids; didn't get really into it. I had no idea there was a Zoids C64 game.}}

==BDSM acronym==
11 February 
9:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ashcoyote.bsky.social|Seems legit 🤔

[''posts image with a dictionary-style definition of BDSM as "Bible Discussion Study Meeting"'']
}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Huh. Wow. I never would have thought of that before reading this. That would have been a much better use of the acronym.}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4==
11 February 
11:45 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter, then to Bluesky 4 minutes later.

{{quotebox|<nowiki>#LightningBliss</nowiki> brings the Rainbows to New York City and Cwcville after going back to February 27, 2006 in #ChaosCrystalControl Act 4! And she becomes part of the future re-shaping Think Tank alongside #DrWolf, #SilverQuill, #MadMunchkinand more.

[''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]]'']

<center><gallery>
File:LightningBliss art.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

{{quotebox|And in this Act, we do have a few visual aids that were personally previously drawn and coloured.
⚡️💙⚡️

<center><gallery>

</gallery></center>}}

==Mewgenics giveaway winners==
12 February 
1:19 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Participating in Mewgenics giveaway|a previous post]]'']

Sorry for the delay, the winners of this giveaway are:

@ogmudchicken

@thecosmiccomet

@Galaxy_Gal_Pal

@zerunox

I will be attempting to contact these individuals. Thank you all for your kindness and support, even if some is ironic. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Disliking another Transformers figure==
15 February 
12:33 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=TFHypeGuy|Cyberworld DEEP SEA EXPLORER SOUNDWAVE!!!

HOLY HELL THIS IS AWESOME??

[''posts photo of ''Transformers'' figure'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Me, I'm just "What the f***?"}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=John E. Rune @bastarf_|Chris, there’re children here.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=1:07 AM|Why do you think I censored the word? Wanna hate some more? F*** off.}}

==Rudeness==
15 February 
11:22 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=taymonfreeman.bsky.social|Hey Chris, Is Sonichu Issue 3 Cannon?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|If you mean this book, well, Duh. Yes. You may as well as asked me Patrick Star's memed question for an opposite answer. LOL

"Is mayonnaise an instrument."Muuuu.

[''posts cover of [[Sonichu 3]]'']}}

==Apology for rudeness==
15 February 
3:18 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=xghostdancerx.bsky.social|[''replying to the previous post'']

You didn't have to be so rude about it. It seemed liked a genuine question.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I'm sorry I came off as rude. I have been having a [[HarmonyCon|few rough times]] lately. Plus, I was not meaning to sound rude; I was going for similar to [[Pinkie Pie]] when she told [[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]] she didn't fear Princess [[Luna]] on Nightmare Night.}}

==Answering Sonichu 13 question==
15 February 
7:23 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=taymonfreeman.bsky.social|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Rudeness|a previous post]]'']

Sorry, I meant issue 13}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Oh! I am even more sorry then.

Okay, [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu Book #13, "The Awakening of a CPU", a.k.a. "The IdeaGuy Corruptions."]] This will take a few posts to summarize.

On the one hand, yes, as it had started in the Original Prime Timeline that we have been in up until the first Multiversal jump in the...

[[File:The Awakening of a CPU cover.jpg|200px]]}}
{{quotebox|...events, and that it ends with this very Timeline having to begin shifting back to the original Prime 1C Timeline thread, and that it directly, personally involved me dimension and timeline hopping against my will amidst the chaos and turmoil.}}
{{quotebox|The Cloakers that were coming in, they hopped in from an alternate timeline. I would say where it Stopped being canon was around page 3 or 4 when the buggers were sent back to Zero Dimension.}}
{{quotebox|Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime had foreseen this likelihood, and amidst the happening, he had enlisted other individuals, humans, superheroes and even Pokémon, Including Rick Sanchwz, who could open interdimensional portals physically, and relocated the Prime Timeline 1C origin Prime individuals to...}}
{{quotebox|An isolated prepared and we'll food stocked pocket dimension until when the chaos would be over in April. In their place, he had left clones from a separate pocket dimension in their place in the endangered timestream.}}
{{quotebox|Count Graduon and Uzume Tenuboshi Primes caught up shortly after they wrapped it up and we're swapped. After that, it stayed on the original timestream. You can forget Akan and Monika Primes and a few other 1C origin villains, staying behind and s***.}}
{{quotebox|And then it became Really not canon and Timeline divergent when the buildings in Cwcville started getting blown up.

And then pretty much up until the page with the anthem was #ArethaFranklin's "Think"; pretty much the end of the whole debacle; not canon.}}
{{quotebox|What was canon, though were the pages after that where I had explained the restoration of the 1C Timeline that was at that point beginning to find it's way back to it's original Prime Timestream. And late April, 2018 after the as best as possible restoration,...}}
{{quotebox|ALL of the Prime 1C Timestream origin individuals returned safe, alive and well from the dimension where they stayed for about six months and helped to better restore everything with Psychic Power "Turn Back Times" on the remainder of the C-197 half of this Earth...}}
{{quotebox|...that needed to be restored as they were before they all had left.

So, yeah, ONLY about 8 pages out of that entire thing, the first four paws and the last four pages were canon.⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|What a massive mind fuck That also made me say stupid s***, even on my Twitter feed, from the stress that I regret and want to delete, because I didn't really mean them when I said it. Though that $6,000; that con was real. Damn f******.}}

==30 more Cameo slots==
16 February 
9:53 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.
{{quotebox|I opened 30 slots, so those who DMed me yesterday and the rest of you all, what's the occasion and how may I brighten up your day?⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Cameo]] profile'']}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 1==
16 February 
9:55 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Also, Part 1 of Act 6.5 is up, as the preparations of defending against Giovanni's offensive begins.⚡️💙⚡️

[''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 1]]'']}}

==Explaining Power Rangers costume at [[HarmonyCon]]==
16 February 
10:33 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|I am going to talk about this as well, and #DaJoestanator, if you are seeing this, you and I could bond over #MightyMorphinPowerRangers, as I was a big fan of the original series as well.

Anyway, I have watched the Original series when it aired on Fox.

youtu.be/uasXHXuWWX4}}

On Twitter, Chris modified the above message to tag DaJoestanator.

{{quotebox|I watched all the up to the of Lost In space when Zordon 's jar was destroyed by Tommy Oliver in a sacrifice. I could ONLY watch ONE episode of the following series after that, as it did not sit right with me.

[''posts gif of man shaking head'']}}
{{quotebox|Anyway, my favourite of all time was, indeed Tommy Oliver and Jason David Frank. I always liked the energy he gave off; a warrior that was corrupted and repented, and then was redeemed with #LightPower to do good and was even more forgiven.}}
{{quotebox|Also, I always liked the relationship between Tommy and Kimberly. Also to note, #AmyJoJohnson was fun and good in the movie "Susie Q". Just really good, genuine vibes in that chemistry.⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|But when Kim left and Kat entered, I was also like "What the huh?" And Kat and Tommy? I just simply do not ship them like that. And a kid in the comics? THAT is an alternate timeline's scenario. I do not care what any of you say against that claim.
⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|On a side note, and this does make me feel pissed off, and I seriously discourage Anyone from even doing this in jest, because it is not a joke.}}
{{quotebox|Anyone who mishears and confused "Light" for "White" in Holy "Light Power", I freaking Dare tell all of you (in tough love in a goal of unity and good intentions), are [[Chris and race|racist]] bulls***ers and can go fuck off, and damned be [[Kiwi Farms]], too.⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|And with that to end on a cleansing note, ALL of you, Be Cleansed of All Evils and follow that which is #LightPowered, #Holy and simply Good.

Follow the paths that feel and are Light Powered and good, and you really can not go wrong.⚡️💙⚡️

[''on Bluesky, Chris included an image of [[Jesus]]'']}}

==Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban==
16 February 
1:20 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|Everyone of Earth in this Universe and Timeline, this is the voice of Emmanuel, God of Gods and of the various names made of me worldwide, speaking through my child, the one Prime of all Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichus.

Hear and heed my words well and deep.}}
{{quotebox|As I have taught through my child long ago in Israel, you need to forgive all who have trespassed against you, forgive those who are indebted to you and who you are debuted of, as well as forgiving the sinners. And I tell true, there are a lot of sinners on varying perverted levels, all of you.}}
{{quotebox|I tell you true that in every aspect of the past decades in all, I personally have forgiven and cleansed Christine, my Daughter, mind you, who was my Son. Female pronouns are correct with her, and I support that. And all of the Gods and Goddess under me have forgiven Christine as well.}}
{{quotebox|All of you need to give Christine kindness and support in her redemption arc. She has repented very much by only one other who is of great significance by my word and our prophecy.}}
{{quotebox|With that being said, #HarmonyCon 2026 was one of the first transformative events of her and everyone, as will every single convention afterwards, and all of you should be welcoming of my daughter.}}
{{quotebox|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.}}
{{quotebox|The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.}}
{{quotebox|And to Everyone else who read and hear of this message, if you do not heed my words as typed here and linked on Christine's Twitter page, karma will hit you harsh, as well by my command with varying levels of severity, depending on your sin level.}}
{{quotebox|Honor my child, here, as you have honored Jesus and those you appreciate earnestly.

Confirm this for yourselves with the massive shift in energy filled with cleansing Holy Light Power on the very moment I press "Post All" on this thread.

Go forth with that which is Holy, Light Powered and Good.}}

A minute later on Twitter, Chris twice posted:

{{quotebox|Heed.

[''links to the above post chain on Bluesky'']}}
{{Social media}}

CWC-isms

2026-02-15T01:09:35Z

PsychoNerd054: /* R */

<center>{{Honest}}</center>

{{Protip|Please refrain from using CWC-isms casually when writing articles, as this may make them difficult for newcomers to decipher.}}
One of [[Chris]]'s most notorious features is his strange '''vocabulary''', consisting of a mix of fairly standard words, slang, jargon, and various personal coinages.

Some of these coinages originate from a degree of prudery, likely inherited from his older parents and maintained by his childlike nature. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to [[Honest Content|adult concepts]] directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their [[Butt garments|diapers]] — others, such as "[[tobacky]]" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature.

Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to [[semen]] as "[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|navy]]", because semen sounds like sea men, [[Random-access humor|get it?]] Still others come from Chris's love of manipulating words, especially backwards spellings, {{w|portmanteau}} blends, “verbing” nouns, or liberal use of suffixes like “- ish” or “-er”. Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among [[autism|autistics]] (likely since standard language may seem inefficient to explain their thought processes), and you get his so-called '''CWC-isms'''.

CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.

==Primary categories of CWC-isms==
Nearly all CWC-isms belong to one of the four following classes:
# '''CWC-neologism''' - a ''new'' word or phrase, unknown until ''created by Chris''. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#L|Lovehogs]]'', a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs".
# '''CWC-homonym''' - an ''existing'' word or phrase, to which Chris has given a ''different meaning''. These may be euphemisms, designed to avoid naming (to Chris) offensive things, or else due to Chris confusing an elevated word's meaning. Example: ''[[Duck]]'', for Chris's penis; ''[[CWC-isms#T|telekinesis]]'', used erroneously in place of ''telepathy''.
# '''CWC-archaism''' - an ''obscure'' word or phrase, known in English but seldom used by contemporary Virginians, which Chris has learned somewhere and has ''become characteristic'' for Chris's way of speaking/writing. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#U|Uncouth]]'', a word now rarely used outside the context of formal etiquette, which Chris used to tell people how much of a jerk he perceive they're being to him.
# '''CWC-misspelling''' - only the ''most notable'' of Chris's ''misspellings'', including deliberate re-arrangements: those which are characteristic for Chris's way of writing. Example: ''[[Geinus]]'', what he deems himself to be; ''[[Pmurt]]'' for Donald Trump, 45th and 47th president of the United States. Chris's sporadic, inconsistent use of some [[Catherine|British spellings]] while otherwise using American English can also be considered under this category.



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;12-9
[[Image:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|The cover for Sonichu #12-9|thumb|200px]]

<blockquote>
1. ''(numeral)'' A placeholder for the number thirteen.

<blockquote> ''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism directly. Chris however used it in lists that exceed 12 items.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has shown on a few occasions to dislike the number 13, due to him deeming it an unlucky number. This phenomenon, referred to as [[wikipedia:Triskaidekaphobia|triskaidekaphobia]], is already a popular superstition in American culture, and this is likely where Chris picked it up. His fear of the number has led to some bizarre effects, particularly in his numbering. A famous example of this unusual numbering shtick is in the 13th issue of his Sonichu comics, which he numbered as "Issue #12-9", in which he used an em-dash in the place of a decimal place. The 12-9 itself is meant to represent a value of "almost 13".</blockquote>

;15 minutes
[[File:15 minutes.jpg|thumb|200px|"It takes me fifteen f-yay minutes"]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' [[Masturbation]], the amount of time it takes for Chris.

<blockquote> ''Masturbation takes '''Fifteen LONG, Tiring and Annoying Minutes'''''<ref name=15min>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote> ''Self-masturbation is really arduous and annoying. Another '''15 minutes''' down the drain.''<ref name=15min></ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris coined this phrase in 2021, using it in chats with the [[Watchmen]] and in the [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]].</blockquote>

;[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' The headquarters of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4-Chan]] trolls in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.

<blockquote> ''You will recognize her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of '''4-cent-garbage''' will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Since ED and 4chan were partly responsible for Megan's breakup with him, Chris decided to get payback on the both of them by combining the both of them into an evil corporation in Sonichu, dubbing it "4-cent Garbage".</blockquote>

;7-incher
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A penis which measures seven-inches in length.

<blockquote> ''Good thing we stopped for a pack of condoms; it's too bad the regular-size ones break easily on my '''7-incher'''.''</blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his penis is about 7 inches, which he actually believes is the average length of a penis of an adult male <ref>[[Mailbag 20#Oral doesn't count]]</ref>. Chris has made all kinds of weird euphemisms for just his penis alone such as this one, "ugly growth", and "duck".</blockquote>

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==A==
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;abreast
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' full of; filled with.

<blockquote>''It was not until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was '''abreast''' with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina!''<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and '''abreast''' with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.''<ref>[[May_2015_Facebook_posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses this word when discussing feminine anatomy and lesbian sex, evidently because it includes the word "breast". He fails to realize that "abreast" actually means "adjacent" or "across".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abreast</ref> A possible confusion with the word "abound" or "abundant".</blockquote>

;Adult Swim
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' pornographic or otherwise "NSFW"; containing [[Honest Content|adult content]].

<blockquote>''She still has a great drawing style, even for the '''Adult Swim''' section."<ref>[[CWCSonichu-NightStar2891 DMs]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refers to the Cartoon Network block ''[[Adult Swim]]''. Chris seemed to only consider the "Adult" part of this block's name, and therefore assumed he could use this phrase to describe anything that's "adult" to him. Note that the Cartoon Network block does not feature pornographic content.

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;adulterous
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Of an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult]] and mature nature

<blockquote>''Originally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered '''adulterous'''.''<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: usually used to describe people who [[Ivy|cheat]] on their [[Blanca Weiss|partners]] (i.e. guilty of adultery), Chris only notices the "adult" component of the word.

2. ''(adjective)'' Insult of unclear nature
<blockquote>''Heeeeey, folks! It's me, [[Clyde Cash]]. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an '''adulterous''' foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet!''<ref>[[100 2267]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris simply throws out the insult without a clear understanding of the word. Possibly referring to Clyde taking [[PandaHalo]] from Chris, though this is more aptly described as cuckoldry than adultery. Perhaps influenced by the verb ''adulterate''.

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;among which
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Among other things. Et cetera. Also. Additionally

<blockquote>'''''Among which''' I can project myself to (the Ninja Turtles universe)''<ref>[[Count Dankula#More CWCville (19:55-42:18)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Autism|Uncertain]]. Chris adopted this phrase and began using it heavily in a number of different contexts through-out 2018. Perhaps the clearest example of Chris's over-use of "among which" is the [[Dankula|Count Dankula interview]], where Chris uses the phrase no less than ten times.

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;an' anurr thing
<blockquote>
1. ''(Phrase, transitionary)'' Signifies that Chris wishes to make another point about a subject he is discussing, and that he wishes he were Peter Falk.

<blockquote>''An' anurr thing...CHRIS. Your for real- your real name, as I have been told by Kacey, is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that. '''An' anurr thing''', I NAME is NOT IAN! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!!!''<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: a corruption of "and another thing". Used constantly when Chris is angry.

</blockquote>
;[[Anaxis bird]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Signifies that [[Anaxis]] was meant to be a messenger for the information that Chris requested he put in ''A Medium's Guidance''.

<blockquote>
''Perhaps you all may have heard how I came onto this from an '''Anaxis bird'''.''<ref>[[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#"Anaxis Bird"]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: A mangling of the phrase "a little birdie told me", indicating that an anonymous source gave someone a piece of secret information. Because of Chris's misuse of the phrase, the other Watchmen present had come to believe that Anaxis was influencing Chris to write both the [[Affirmations List]] and the [[Lovers Attributes List]].</blockquote>

;[[Anchuent Prophecy|anchuent]]
[[Image:Anch.PNG|right|thumb|Chris and Sonichu amazed by the Anchuent Prophecy]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Describes anything that is archaic in the ''Sonichu'' canon.

<blockquote>
''Well, what's this? I'm havin' an upgrade? Huh! Huh! My- my powers are given me the ability to fly with my wings attached to my head! It's like a w- it's like an add-on! That's optional! Huh! Must have been done by '''Anchuent''' Powers, so awesome I can fly now! Huh!''<ref>[[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially, "anchuent" was taken to be a misspelling of the word "ancient" given Chris's [[Chris and English|poor grasp of the English language]]. Over time, however, it was revealed that "anchuent" was meant to be a portmanteau of the words "ancient" and "Sonichu", adding the "chu" part of "Sonichu" into the word "ancient".<ref>[[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook]]</ref> </blockquote>

;and shit
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' And additional items.

<blockquote>''I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously, tale- the incest fanfics have come true '''and shit'''.''<ref>[[Incest call]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''But, yeah, I did not verbally argue as much growing up, and it took facing the even Toughter Moments since 2000 '''and shit''' for me to actually formulate and speak better self-defenses with what is Truth''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A more profane variant of "and such" (see below). Chris often uses the phrase in unfitting contexts. He may have picked it up from [[Lars]]'s constant usage of the phrase during the 2010 [[Lars Call]].
</blockquote>

;and such
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' And additional items; to add to a list.

<blockquote>''At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera '''and such'''.''<ref>[[CWC Blog|Cwcipedia captain's log, 25 November 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris understands the term's meaning, but uses it superfluously.
</blockquote>

;anthropological
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' human-like, anthropomorphic.

<blockquote>''In dressing myself for the burial work, I saw Snoopy had merged with his '''anthropological''' self-counterpart on the C-197 half of the veil.''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>

;acquisition
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A charge or allegation of wrongdoing.

<blockquote>''NO! MORE! Of those stupid '''acquisition''' messages!''<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A {{w|malapropism|malaprop}} of "accusation".
</blockquote>

;artery

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' art.

<blockquote>''Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of hand '''artery'''.''<ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Not to be confused with the term for blood vessels. Chris doesn't seem to realize "art" is already a noun and doesn't need the suffix, and that "artistry" also exists.
</blockquote>

;as such

<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' In the manner previously described.

<blockquote>''They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me '''as such'''.''<ref name=FatherCall>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris overuses this phrase to the point of self-parody. He's either tacking it on to fill space when he can't think of the next thing to say, or he's peppering it into his language in a feeble attempt to sound intelligent.
</blockquote>

;ass burgers

<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' [[Asperger's Syndrome]]

<blockquote> ''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism directly, as Chris instead alludes to it as "a bad cut of cow meat".</blockquote>

Origin: Since the CWCipedia Saga, Chris has been noted for disliking Asperger's Syndrome, viewing it as something that makes autistic people look bad due to the term vaguely sounding like "ass burgers". Chris has alternatively suggested the term can also sound like "something that can be picked nasally", aka "ass boogers".
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;ass manager
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Either a misspelling or a derogatory term for "assistant manager," based on the abbreviation "ass. manager."

<blockquote>''I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called "Manager" and "Ass Manager" of that particular store.''<ref name=ShitMeetFan>[[December 2014 Facebook Posts#Shit, Meet Fan]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has only used this term once, when referring to the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]. It's unclear if this was a misspelling or [[Manajerk|yet]] [[Jerkop|another]] childish insult based on someone's job title.</blockquote>

;[[Attraction Location|attraction location]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any place Chris may sit to gain the attention of any passing women, only to get promptly kicked out afterward.

<blockquote>''Also, as of early November, I was reemitted into the Fashion Square Shopping Center, and since Mid-December, I totally left the UVA as an '''Attraction Location'''.''<ref name=CurrentDays>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having a very difficult socializing with women, thought that sitting around in a certain place and soliciting himself would be a better alternative. Therefore, it would make sense to him to sit in a location with many people in order to gain the attention of several women.</blockquote>

;attraction time

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The time that is spent at an attraction location

<blockquote>''Then, on my next visit to the mall, I felt seriously depressed about what had happened the other day; it killed my '''attraction time'''''.<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;audio-sonic feeling

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the arousing feeling caused by getting hit by sound waves

<blockquote>''Here is a most '''audio-sonic feeling'''. While at the club last night, the [[Chris and music|music]] was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my rack! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my breasts, almost like my breasts had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing!''<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#Manboob Tunes]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As shown in the quote above, Chris believed that he was sexually aroused when sound waves hit him. In actuality, sound, a vibration,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound</ref> creates pressure. The louder the sound, the more pressure gets created from the wave. Therefore, very loud music should be able to hit Chris given that he's a [[obesity|huge target]], creating that "arousing" feeling, which is actually an alternation between high and low pressures.</blockquote>

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== B ==
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;B-dog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Derogatory epithet for women.

<blockquote>''Then that [[Mary Lee Walsh|'''B-Dog''']] ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Childish censorship of the word "bitch"; bitch also meaning "female dog". [[Bubbles Rosechu]] is implied to say this in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when she shouts "BEEE..!!!" at [[Silvana]].<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_8/Page_95|Issue 8 Pages 94-95}}</ref>
</blockquote>

;bally
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' round; having the texture of a perfectly round ball.

<blockquote>''I've always given her a "'''Bally'''-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.''<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: If one didn't know Chris was referring to his dog, Patti, and that he gives her a "Bally-scratch" on the head, one might conclude that he's fondling someone's genitals. Chris, [[CWC-isms#N|naive]] to how suggestive this sounds, gave this special kind of petting the name "Bally-scratching" because of how stroking her head felt like he was squeezing a rubber ball.</blockquote>

;Be Woman
<blockquote>1. ''(verb phrase)'' Be '''a''' woman.

<blockquote>''I am a Lesbian Transwoman; I am not confused or mentally ill about that; '''I Am Woman.'''''<ref>[[March 2017 tweets#Proud_to_be_a_feminist]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''How Dare You Insult and be so Inconsiderate of Her like that? '''She Is Woman'''; she would Never Revert Back.''<ref>[[NightStar2891_tweets#She_is_woman]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used regularly when Chris asserts his [[Tomgirl|transgender identity]], notable for the consistent lack of a proper article and capitalization of each word in the phrase. Originally only attested in the first person ("I Am Woman"), a post on Chris's [[Miss Night Star]] Twitter sockpuppet account uses the third person ("She Is Woman"). Technically first appears in [[Sonichu 8]] when [[The Incredible Lioness]] attacks [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], as the somewhat cliché musical reference [[wikipedia:I Am Woman|"I am woman, hear me roar!"]], which may have inspired Chris's broader use of the phrase. This could be a reference to the Bhagavad Gita or Oppenheimer ("Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.") [[honor roll|but this is unlikely]].
</blockquote>



;[[Biological clock|biological clock]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Wikipedia:Circadian Rhythm|circadian rhythm]]

<blockquote>'''I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking '''biological clock''' as well.''<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although technically not used incorrectly in this context, the phrase "biological clock" is used exclusively for women in their child-bearing years. Possibly a confusion with "internal clock".
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;blangry
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' [[Chris and anger|Angry]].

<blockquote>''Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get '''BLANGRY'''! ''<ref>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Given Chris's belief that he has [[Chris and English|mastered the English language]] and his [[speech impediment]], it's likely he meant to say angry.
</blockquote>

;blue-printed
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Skilled in engineering.

<blockquote>''I like many others, was born a foal; to a '''blue-printed''' Pegasus and a country tomboy earth mare.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20171019-235945_01-png.299275/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris portrayed Bob's Pony Counterpart in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] as an engineer, just like the real [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]. Due to Chris's limited vocabulary, Chris knew few words to describe Bob's profession. Derived from the word "blueprints", the plans set for the design of a product. </blockquote>

;[[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Single; particularly used on women.

<blockquote>''Ahh, well, it's been over a year and ten months now since I started my sweetheart-search; I still haven't found a '''boyfriend-free'''-caring-smoke-free-non-alcoholic-white-girl-near-my-age to build a relationship with from the ground up.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris’s mission in life used to be to obtain a girlfriend and have sex. However, every chance he thinks he gets, they already have a boyfriend. This has made Chris “fear” girls who already have boyfriends.</blockquote>

;breaking my balls, busting my balls

<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' Feeling annoyed, teased, and/or nagged by somebody or something.

<blockquote>''Don't do this, you're '''breaking my balls''' here.''<ref name=SHOWDOWN>[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I have gave you the last warning, I gave you the last response, you just '''busted my balls''' again, you're going to jail.''<ref name=SHOWDOWN/></blockquote>

Origin: Originally said by Eric Cartman in an episode of ''[[South Park]]''.
</blockquote>

;Buddha belly
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Excess fat that gives a person a [[obesity|very round appearance]].

<blockquote>''Okay, well, I admit I do have a '''Buddha belly''', but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy.''<ref name=FatherCall/></blockquote>

Origin: "[[Wikipedia:Buddha|Buddha]]" is a title given to several legendary figures in [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhism]]. In this case, Chris is making reference to [[wikipedia:Budai|Budai]], who is often known as "Fat Buddha". Chris presumably picked up the phrase from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "To Love and Die in Dixie".
</blockquote>

;bugbears
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Trolls]], [[weens]], and other Chris-related orbiters who make him miserable.

<blockquote>''Freaking CyberBullies!!!!!!! Real '''Bugbears''', they are!''<ref>[[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although the term was originally defined in the 16th century as 'a cause of obsessive fear, anxiety, or irritation.', It was given a another definition centuries later to describe a race of hobgoblins made famous by [[Wikipedia:Bugbear (Dungeons & Dragons)|Dungeons & Dragons]]. It's widely believed that Chris picked up the term from [[My Little Pony]]: Friendship is Magic, which depicted these creatures as literal bear-insect hybrids that are first seen terrorizing the ponies.
</blockquote>

;buh bye bay nose
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' but if anybody knows.

<blockquote>''If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls. But I can't, because I don't know who or where you are. '''Buh bye bay nose''' the whereabouts of the... [[JERKS|jerk]]... and just happens to be nearby... or within the state? Give him a swick kick for me.''<ref>[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A result of Chris’s [[speech impediment]]</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;but during the stone age...
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A rebuttal for something obvious being stated.

<blockquote>''You don’t have to tell me twice! '''But during the stone age...'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to the [[Sonichu 2 Official Videobook|Videobook for Sonichu #2]], the phrase originates from how you need to “tell cavemen twice” over anyone else.</blockquote>

;[[Butt garments|butt garment]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Leaked footage of Chris in a butt garment]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an adult diaper; typically one used to control Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontenence]].

<blockquote>''The doctor corrected that they were liners; he never called them diapers. Neither did Chris- he called them “'''butt garments'''”.''</blockquote>

Origin: To avoid embarrassment from stating that he shits himself constantly, and uses incontinence pads, Chris refers to them as butt garments.
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== C ==
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;C-Log
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Captain's Log.

<blockquote>'''''C-Log''' February 4th, 2010. First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make.''<ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: For quite some time, Chris has had the habit of abbreviating certain words or phrases that begin with "'''C'''", possibly for [[Chris and his Ego|his name also beginning with "'''C'''"]], as well as to put greater emphasis on the letter C in the words he abbreviates. Other examples of this kind of abbreviation include "C-Mas" and "C-Ville".
</blockquote>

;C-Mas
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Christmas

<blockquote> ''The [[Christmas]] season is upon us, and with that comes the rush for the '''C-Mas''' Turkey, Tree (real or artificial), and of course, the presents. So, Sonichu and the News Dash have some helpful tips to give a better feel of the season to all.<ref>[[Sonichu's_News_Dash#A_Very_Special_Holiday_Chris-chan]]
</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;C Ville (or C-Ville)
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' [[Charlottesville, VA]].

<blockquote>''Look, you're going to back in '''C-Ville''' tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting?''<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Generic term for any city whose name fits the pattern of beginning with "C" and ending with "ville," e.g., [[CWCville]], Charlottesville, etc.

<blockquote>''And when you diss Cwcville you disf- you diss every "'''C Ville'''" within these United States.''<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;[[Captain's Log|Captain's Log]]
[[File:CWCtrek1.png|400px|right|thumb|The Autistic Generation]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The classic opening for a vlog video Chris makes to adress the fanbase, which includes the date of production. Replaced in 2015 with "live from home once again".

<blockquote>'''''Captain's Log'''. Stardate: September... 24th, 2008.''<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: One may come to the conclusion that Chris picked up this phrase from Star Trek, however, Chris is neither a fan of the Star Trek franchise, nor has he seen any clips of the show<ref>[[Mailbag_3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_14]]</ref>. It is more likely that Chris picked up the phrase from cartoons like [[Family Guy]], which references Star Trek, considering how much he watched the show religiously.</blockquote>

;carniverous
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' evil, vengeful.

<blockquote>''On today's show, we will take a close-up look at the '''carniverous''' jerkops.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic5P29.htm</ref></blockquote>Origin: A misspelling of "carnivorous". It is unknown what word Chris meant to use here, but "carnivorous" certainly wasn't it.</blockquote>

;[[china]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Female genitalia

<blockquote>''I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''''<ref>[[CWC's_Second_Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, uncomfortable with directly saying the word "vagina", decided to alter the word to a cutesy, similar-sounding word. Based off of a term for porcelain "china".</blockquote>

;coldest shoulder

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' to rebel.

<blockquote>''Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned '''Coldest Shoulder''' Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred.''<ref>[[April_2012_Facebook_posts]]</ref>

''One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time Manajerks who gives her elders the '''coldest of shoulders'''.''<ref>[[Coffee Place]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the phrase "turning a cold shoulder", a phrase used for the negligence of another person<ref>https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/turn-a-cold-shoulder-to</ref>. </blockquote>

;Come Adore
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A sermon from Chris's religion.
<blockquote>''That's all for now. Be safe and well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Chan Sonichu.

Commodore Come Adore<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Yet another retarded pun from Chris, specifically based on the [[Commodore 64]].
</blockquote>

;[[Comeuppance|comeuppance]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Male orgasm.
<blockquote>''...I feel my '''comeuppance''' and I come into your mouth, my [[semen]] is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. (...) And right after I'd given you my first round, my first '''comeuppance''', you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis...''<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' [[Semen]], usually immediately after ejaculation. ''See also: [[CWC-isms#N|Navy]]''
<blockquote>''Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first dosage of my '''comeuppance'''!''<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses the sexual slang "cum" as a [[For Julie's Eyes Only|verb]] for orgasm, but he may not realize it can also be a noun referring to ejaculate. In his mind, "comeuppance" apparently serves that purpose, viz., "that which has come/cum up."

In the real world, "comeuppance" is an English noun meaning [[Wiktionary:comeuppance|outcome which is justly deserved]] based upon the common verb "come," i.e., the state of coming forward to receive judgment. He is either unaware of the original definition of the word or does not appreciate the irony of telling women he's going to give them comeuppance.

Note that the contexts of the real word and Chris's version are different. When a woman is rebuked, she receives her comeuppance; when a woman gets Chris's hot load in her face, she receives ''his'' "comeuppance."
</blockquote>

;count you(r) blessing(s)
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used as a retort when someone complains about the quality of your work.
<blockquote>It’s an early thing; it will improve later on. Curb your enthusiasm and '''count your blessing.'''</blockquote>
Origin: In [[January 2020]] Chris was seen using the phrase when he was attacked after chimping out about being blocked on social media. Recently people have been questioning the quality of the newest [[medallions]], produced by [[Praetor]]. Chris, perhaps in an attempt to "calm the trolls down'' tells them to '''count their blessings''.</blockquote>

;crash into slumber (or crash and burn)
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To get so sad and [[Chris and stress|stressed out]] that you get tired from exhaustion.

<blockquote>And… the void in my heart that requires a sweetheart is open again, and it hurts. I hope you jerks and trolls who wanted to break us up… are happy… 'cause all you did was make me feel sad and depressed. And you made me '''crash… into slumber'''… a couple of times. And you know, it takes a lot of stress and exhaust… and such… to make a person feel like they're gonna crash and burn… into a whole bunch of s-- into a long slumber… that just basically sleeps o-- that just basically sleeps off the—uh, what's the word I was looking for? I had it. Ugh…<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris famously said that he "crashed into slumber" in the video [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]], where he shows off how depressed and angry he was with his latest tomfoolery at the time. It could be because that one of Chris's main methods of coping with his stress is to sleep it off, and tried to make it sound hyperbolic by stating that he "crashed" onto the bed, as if he tried to get it done sooner.</blockquote>

;crestfallen
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Sad and disappointed

<blockquote>''I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt '''crestfallen''' greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!''<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#Graduation]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys R Us here, concealed hidden amongst their metal cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and '''crestfall'''. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!''<ref name=ShitMeetFan/></blockquote>

Origin: Another obscure word Chris liked to use a lot, even today. It even got to the point where he tried to put it into a baffling progressive tense "to my dismay and crestfall".</blockquote>

;crooks
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Those who may steal Chris's intellectual property for malicious purposes. ''(pl.)''

<blockquote>''I aways keep my eyes open for '''crooks''' who take my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]]'s name and put it in offensive use!''<ref>''[[:File:116-CWCCop.jpg|116-CWCCop.jpg]]''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' websites, and even words on websites which communicate lies about Chris.

<blockquote>''And that [[ED]] page is one of those crooks. Every page--every word on the discussion page is a '''crook'''.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A finishing move Chris does on his adversaries in order to "curse" them, publicly or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Hmmm...'''Curse-ye-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''''<ref>[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A reference to the Kamehameha energy attack from the [[Dragon Ball]] series, performed in the same way it is in the anime. Chris believes that he possesses [[Chris and reality#Magic|magical powers]]. Typically, these so-called magical powers would be used whenever an enemy gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, since Chris is too afraid to actually fight anyone. Therefore, he will rely on this magical power in order to gain control of whoever is giving him trouble.</blockquote>

;CWC-sense
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The ability to sense Chris's presence.

<blockquote> ''Seriously though, awesome timing coming in, just as we, and Chris, had just finished writing the lyrics...was your '''CWC-sense''' tingling?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

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== D ==
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;D.A.
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Unexplained, presumably a substitution to avoid the word "dumbass." Most likely ''not'' "District Attorney," although equally applicable to [[Marvey Blaziken]].

<blockquote>''You are obviously a troll trying to pick on my nerves; nice try, '''D.A.'''''<ref>[[Mailbag 15]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris intermittently decides to self-censor his profanities for the benefit of younger readers.
</blockquote>

;da
<blockquote>1. ''(article)'' [[Wikipedia:Eye dialect|Eye dialect]] spelling of the word [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the the].

<blockquote>''Y'all know me as [[DJ Jamsta|Jamsta Sonichu]], '''da''' DJ with da power!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], page 43</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris writes "the" as "da" when he intends for his characters (or himself) to sound laid-back and cool. This is most notable with Jamsta Sonichu, who is supposed to sound like a hip radio DJ and/or a [[Chris and Race#Black_people|Jamaican man]]. Chris may intend at times to do the same thing in his verbal communications, although his [[speech impediment]] makes it difficult to tell when he actually means to say "da."
</blockquote>

;Da Update
[[File:Daupdate.jpg|thumb|400px|[[Megan]], comparing Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|attitude]] to [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The latest news.

2. ''(phrase)'' The most recent fail Chris is responsible for.

<blockquote>''Hey, guys! What's '''da update'''?''</blockquote>

Origin: Dialogue used by Chris, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound casual, in the pages of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. As Chris's [[fans]] have searched the Internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest [[Relics of Fail|failure]] Chris has committed." The phrase became legendary when posted above the Chris-chan talk page on [[ED]] (eventually the page was locked, forcing mass migration to the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]).

</blockquote>

;[[Darling|darling]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A potential lover, even one that shows no affection back at you.

<blockquote>''Thank you, Doopie '''Darling'''. :)<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Thanks, darling]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris, so hellbent on being [[Chris and kindness|kind]] to just about any potential sweetheart he met, thinks it's appropriate to refer to women he doesn't know outside of the internet by pet names to sound like he really cares for them, despite it being creepy to most other people. Chris's main justification for using this word on women who don't bond with him is that the actor [[Wikipedia:Tallulah Bankhead|Tallulah Bankhead]] used this word a lot, ignoring the fact that she only did this while on set and was an attractive woman.</blockquote>

;[[Dating education|Dating Education]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' formal education in schools about dating people of the opposite sex.

<blockquote>''Also, in addition, while we also fully support Sexual Education in every high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, '''Dating Education''' classes, because, while Sex Ed is great for the eventual, well-earned intercourse after 3 or more dates, it is vital to learn what to do before that moment. It should be well0taught how to approach and ask one’s member of the opposite gender out for the very first date.''<ref>[[:File:DatingEducation.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The lack of "Dating Education classes" is something that Chris used to complain about all of the time, because he's simply incapable of finding a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]], and that it would be a great advantage for people of his type to learn how to do so. Chris doesn't understand that a key aspect of obtaining a mate is to develop the proper [[Chris and socialization|social skills]], especially those around [[women]], and that it has very little to do with how much sex he has with them.</blockquote>

;dementia
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A synonym for Chris's [[autism]].

<blockquote>''My brain is blank and, I definitely wouldn't have realized. Word of the day, Dementia. The umbrella term for all the mentally wearing down people, I got some dementia okay? So give me time, give me space, alright? And some slack.''<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;detail
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A thing of importance that Chris cannot recall at any given moment.

<blockquote>''I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print '''details''', much less memorize them.''<ref>[[Wikipedia#May 2009 drama]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' Something that Chris does not understand.

<blockquote>''There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including smoking, and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments.'' <ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's ability to retain information is questionable (unless it's about [[Sonichu (comic)|something]] [[Lego|he]] [[Pokémon|obsesses]] [[PS3|over]]). As such, he "misunderstands" and "forgets" a lot of glaringly important things, such as [[Father call|how to live on his own]] and [[Jackie E-mails 2|the fact that he cheated on Ivy]].
</blockquote>

;devotee
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An [[enabler]] of Chris.

<blockquote>''Ah, I believe I have the proper term. Going from "Worshiper", I checked the thesaurus:"'''Devotee'''" in the term sounds better. "Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu"(DoCCS). This is my better educates and thought suggestion." ''<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Believing himself to be a goddess, Chris needed a term to refer to any of his followers. The term was originally "worshiper", but then after a quick thesaurus search, he decided to change the term to "devotees", solely because he thought it sounded smarter. Although technically a synonym of "worshiper", the term "devotee" is more often used in Eastern religions such as Hinduism and Buddhism.
</blockquote>

;Did the do, to do the do
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To have sexual intercourse, likely under deceptive conditions

<blockquote>''[[Lovely Weather|Lovely]] was hot. She mistook me for myself and we went home from work that night, so Lovely and I '''did the do''', and it was awesome!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_2|Issue 10 Page 2}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An even more benign variation of the common euphemism for sex, "doing it". Likely taken from [[Wikipedia:Emission_Impossible|an episode]] of [[Family Guy]].
</blockquote>

;dige
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana

<blockquote>''My name's [[Inos]]... wha' chu up to? I am eclectic on this hedge... high on the hog... you wan' som' of this '''dige''', mon?''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_70|Issue 10 Page 70}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended to be part of a coded reference to "Sonichu, Electric Hedgehog Digimon". It is not known why he changed the reference from "Pokemon" to "Digimon".
</blockquote>

;[[dimension]]
[[File:Chrisminecraft.jpg|right|thumb|In a universe of multiple realities, anything is possible according to Chris.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Either our universe or a fictional one, such as the one in which ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' or ''[[My Little Pony]]'' are set, both held to be equally [[Chris and reality|real]] in Chris's ontology.

<blockquote>''For Our Home World and All other '''Dimensions''', Realities and Worlds; All Of Us! Dance! Dance! Dance!!!''<ref>[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Dumbing down some physicists' hypothetical notion of other physical universes embedded in mathematically higher-dimensional space, which has since seeped into pop culture and thence down to Chris.
</blockquote>

;[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Used as a reference to Chris's fecal incontinence.

<blockquote>''I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF '''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS'''.''<ref>[[IRC_(20_January_2009)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase during an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] after they alleged that Chris has a fondness to wear women's underwear. In order to confirm his straightness, he retorted by admitting the fact that he has "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS". Soon after, due to how humorous the phrase sounded, it became a shorthand for trolls to refer to Chris's fecal incontinence.</blockquote>

;disabled of crafting
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Too apathetic to work

<blockquote>''Since last December with the Lulu.com problems (resolved), that has left me with a bad emotional and mental scar. Leaving me feeling '''disabled of crafting'''...''<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Too lazy to work]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris being defensive when a customer asked how he could be trusted to follow through on an order, when he had failed to send out orders from his Etsy shop, which resulted in his seller account getting closed.
</blockquote>

;dispel
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Reject, turn away

<blockquote>''[T]o dispel me is to discriminate against the LGBTQ community as well.<ref>[[Unban_contracts#GameStop|GameStop unban contract]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misunderstanding of the meaning of the word.</blockquote>

;Dork of Ages
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who deserves scorn for creating an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article on you.

<blockquote>He is the '''Dork of Ages'''. Y'all should be sending every last complaint and hatred towards—rain down upon him. Send him every last email you can. Shower him with as much hate as possible until that Encyclopedia Dramatica page is taken down, [gives a thumbs down] along with him.<ref name=AttentionAll>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used on [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he created Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page. This phrase was [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|taken]] from the American Dad episode "Dungeons and Wagons", where Hayley called Steve the "Dork of Ages" while he played "Dragon Shuffle".</blockquote>

;Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Backstabber.

<blockquote>''You could be a Better, More Supportive Friend, instead of a '''Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic''' with your sweetheart!!!''<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn breaks up with Chris again]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bizarre attempt to turn the title of the Adult Swim cartoon, ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' into an insult.</blockquote>

;[[duck]]
[[Image:BentDuck.jpg|thumb|right|An example of a bent duck]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's penis

<blockquote>''MY '''DUCK''' HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially "duck" was taken to be a typo of "dick" since the "u" and "i" keys are close together. It was later revealed that Chris was using this neologism as an intentional euphemism to refer to his own penis.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

''See also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]]</blockquote>

;dyke

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A vagina.

<blockquote>I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In actuality, the word dyke (or dike) refers to an embankment, wall, or ridge built to control or confine water. It is also a derogatory term for [[lesbian]]s, which is somewhat ironic, given Chris's homophobia at the time.</blockquote>
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== E ==
|-
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;elbow-greased
[[Image:Elbow-Greased Strength.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris gets swole]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Earned from hard work and exercise

<blockquote>''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism. It appears in his [[resume]], where he lists "elbow-greased strength" as one of his "functional skills"''</blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the idiom, "elbow-grease", a figure of speech humorously used for tasks that involve manual labor only. </blockquote>

;[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]''

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the characters found in Sonichu which are hybrids of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] characters and/or Pokemon.

<blockquote>''Since the inspiration and conception of Sonichu, the '''Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon''' on March 17, 2000, I have grown further in his stories, plots and adventures in a series of hand-drawn and computer-edited comic books.''<ref>[[Chris's resume]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Despite the name, a majority of "Electric Hedgehog Pokemon" are neither Pokemon or hedgehogs. This misnomer may come from Chris's original characters being hybrids of two Sonic characters, both of whom are hedgehogs (Sonic and Amy Rose) and two Pokémon (Pikachu and Raichu).</blockquote>

;emotional differences

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A strong disagreement between two people.

<blockquote>''I told you! It was, it was because of, uh, '''emotional differences.'''''<ref>[[Father Call#The Shit Hits the Fan (33:24-39:17)]]</blockquote>

Origin: Chris mentioned that he got terminated from [[Wendy's]] in the [[Father Call]], due to their "emotional differences", possibly meaning that a heated argument between him and his employer ensued.</blockquote>

;empirical
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' resorting to experience to gain knowledge rather than through scientific means.

<blockquote>''So, throw away the book talk; be '''empirical''' and believe what you know is fact'' <ref>[[October 2012 Facebook posts#Empirical]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris attributed the nearly opposite definition of the word to Jeremy Hilary Boob PhD, a character from ''{{w|Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine}}''. Considering this, Chris must have picked up this strange definition from the content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.</blockquote>

;entendre

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Charisma or attraction

<blockquote>''Too much '''entendre'''?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Derived from the phrase "double entendre", a figure of speech used for words or phrases with a double meaning, typically [[Duck|with]] [[Mass Debating|one]] [[China|of]] [[Recycling|them]] [[Pickle|being]] [[Comeuppance|risque]].<ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre</ref> In English, the word "entendre" isn't typically used outside of the phrase itself, but in many other languages like French and Catalan, it is understood to mean "to hear" or "to understand". Chris, thinking he knows everything there is to know about the English language, once again thought he would sound smart by using this obscure word.
</blockquote>
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== F ==
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;F-yay
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' A euphemism for the swear word "fucking".

<blockquote>''For all this time, every single time, [[Mass debating|it takes me fifteen '''f-yay''' minutes]].''<ref>[[Workaholics Anonymous comic]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Seen in the [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]] from [[March 2021]] and again in [[August 2025]].<ref>[[August 2025 social media posts#Decepticlone Punislav... yay]]</ref> The yay comes from Fluttershy's cheer in the [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] episode Sonic Rainboom, which was a popular meme in the brony fanbase.</blockquote>

;[[Fangs|fangs]]
[[File:Showing_Off_Fangs.jpg|thumb|right|200px|How Chris imagined himself when showing off his canines]]
[[File:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|200px|The reality. The red arrows point to Chris's cavities]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's canine teeth.

<blockquote>''They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like '''fangs''' of a vampire, dog or something to me.''<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Your_understanding_me_fukky_.281_January_2009.29]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I'm not afraid to SHOW MY '''FANGS'''!''<ref>[[CWC_Update_8_January_2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes his teeth to be unordinary compared to most other people's teeth, apparently believing canine teeth are some kind of special trait only a selected few people have. Because he believes his canines to be menacing, he gave them the name "fangs". Once in a while, Chris would show off his decaying teeth to scare his enemies. This usually works, although for the wrong reasons.</blockquote>

;faredoo
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection, imperative verb)'' Parting salutation, akin to "goodbye".

<blockquote>''Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you fond...'''faredoo'''. Adieu. Fond farewell adieu...''<ref>[[The MovingFoward videos]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Accidental portmanteau of "farewell" and "adieu".
</blockquote>

;fart-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb and perverted.

<blockquote>Ha Ha! Take THAT, you '''fart-minded''', jerk [[MALE]] among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the comment section of a Stopmotion Lego animation, where a ''Lego'' minifigure is in a sexual relationship with a ''Lego Friends'' minifigure. Throughout this video, the Lego minifigure essentially acts how Chris believes most men do. At the end of the video, the male minifigure proceeds to fart, which disgusts the female minifigure. Also a possible butchering of the phrase "brainfart", which is used to humorously refer to a moment of absentmindedness.</blockquote>

;firstly
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' A word that indicates that Chris is about to tell someone why he's right. Often not followed by an enumerated list of reasons, despite the implication.

<blockquote>'''''Firstly''', Aspergers is NOTHING Similar to Autism; Aspergers pertains to MEMORY, Autism is Social Skills. and I'm High-Functionally Autistic''<ref name=IRC2January09>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Use of "firstly" to begin a list, rather than "first," is a matter of dispute. While both words exist in the dictionary, "Firstly" has fallen out of common use in speech and tends to sound more formal, perhaps overly so. Chris seems to like this formality, probably because he thinks it sounds smart.
</blockquote>

;French side dish
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A kiss that involves the usage of one's tongue.

<blockquote>''"I LOVE YOU" would be shared daily with a '''French side dish'''.''<ref>[[For My True Love, I Would…]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bizarre take on the phrase "French kiss".
</blockquote>

;fondful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' fond.

<blockquote>''Faithfully yours with '''fondful''' thoughts; Chris Chan.''<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007|Chris's email to Megan Schroeder]], 06 July 2007</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently doesn't understand that "fond" is already an adjective by itself.
</blockquote>

;for good-like
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' final, but with the imagined possibility otherwise.

<blockquote>''And in June of 2008, he banned me from the store '''for good-like'''.''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails|Chris's email to The Wallflower]], 18 February 2010</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusing modification of "for good".
</blockquote>

;foresee/foretell/foreknow
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To make a wild guess at something occuring, claiming it's a "prediction".

<blockquote>''#Saberspark Is right. This is one reason why I stay clear from certain games and shows. My intuition also senses and '''foresees''' the quality and feel without even having to watch or play it at all''<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#Brainrot]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(verb)'' To have predicted something that already happened or that someone else claimed would happen, but didn't.

Origin: Chris claims he has the ability to predict the future, an aspect of his divinity. However, Chris only ever makes these claims whenever an event has already happened, claiming he predicted it would, or when he makes a confident guess at the future based purely on his intuition.
</blockquote>

;foundate
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To dedicate, as in a monument or building.

<blockquote>''I, Christian Weston Chandler, re-'''foundate''' this monument that is the PAGE with MY SOLE HONEST TRUTH from my sound mind and heart.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Captain.27s_Log.2C_Stardate:_June_6.2C_2009|2=Christian in his Own Words}}.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely a portmanteau of "found" and "dedicate", or a bizarre attempt to convert "foundation" into a verb.
</blockquote>

;four-boomerang-shaped symbol
[[File:Fourboom.jpg|thumb|right|"G'Day welcome to Auschwitz"]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' minced oath for "[[Wikipedia:swastika|swastika]]," especially the ''Hakenkreuz'' symbol of the [[Nazis|Nazi]] Party.

<blockquote>''Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his '''four-boomerang-shaped symbol''' (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).''<ref>[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler|Mailbag 5]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris was apparently afraid to say the word "swastika," probably for the same reason he used to [[Niggos|fear using racial slurs]].
</blockquote>

;fourth wall

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A boundary that separates [[Reality Cartoon|reality cartoons]] and [[Dimensions|dimensions]] from dimension C-197.

<blockquote>''Hey, Everyone. I have another announcement for you all to do now, for yourselves and our OCs: Break Your Own '''Fourth Wall'''.
<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1195039493130199041</ref>''</blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' An abstract force that prevents people from talking to their OC's.

<blockquote>Our OCs in C-197 often break their '''fourth walls''', because they are aware of us, and it is our time and turn to return the favour.</blockquote>

Origin: Comes from the phrase "breaking the fourth wall", a figure of speech humorously used on characters that acknowledge the audience directly, or state their awareness of the media they're in. Chris has taken this to mean that all dimensions in the universe are separated by this kind of barrier, therefore calling them "the fourth wall". In a recent Twitter post, Chris has also stated that this mysterious force is the reason why people cannot see or interact with their OC's, but that the OC's themselves are fully aware of their creators, so will eventually break through the barrier every once in a while to speak to people of other dimensions.</blockquote>

;[[Friend Zone|friend zone]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The dreaded moment a sweetheart rejects you.

<blockquote>''A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the '''Friend Zone''', that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you.''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The lousiest excuse a sweetheart could give for not having sex with Chris.

<blockquote>''Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship. I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time.''<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The Friend Zone refers to a relationship where one person desires romance, while the other only shows interest in friendship. Much like his stance on the Three-Date Rule, Chris believed that the Friend Zone is simply another rule explicitly placed on him by some unspecified authority to slow down his progress on completing his [[Love Quest]]. His belief that this is simply an "excuse" to avoid having sex with him reveals a lot on why he was [[Megan|overly-persistent with]] [[Wallflower|some of]] [[Doopie|his sweethearts]]. He couldn't imagine why any woman would not want to have sex with him, so he came to the conclusion that every woman he stalks are simply unfamiliar with sex and what goes into it.</blockquote>

;[[Fuzzy-wuzzies|fuzzy-wuzzies]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The rewards of giving Chris compliments.

<blockquote>''Compliments will get you '''fuzzy-wuzzies'''.''<ref name=FutureMessage>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Believed to be another example of Chris's random-access humor. May have been derived from an English assignment in [[Manchester High School|high school]], "[[Manchester High Leaks#Warm Fuzzies|Warm Fuzzies for Christian]]".

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|prickly-wicklies]]
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== G ==
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;[[Gal pal|gal-pal]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a female friend.

<blockquote>''And also, I would like to give a shout-out to...Ivy, sweet '''gal-pal''' of mine...and her friend Rachel across the hall from her, in a college within these United States!''<ref>[[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris rarely refers to any of his female friends as just "friends", simply because he thinks that all female friends have the potential to be [[CWC-isms#S|sweethearts]] before they're in the dreaded [[Friend Zone]]. Chris also states that due to his autism, this somehow means that he gets along much more easily with girls than with guys. <ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 5]]</ref> Although this could be more due to the fact that he overall has had much better experiences with girls than with boys growing up, especially in high school. This has caused him to pick up more [[Transgender|effeminate traits and characteristics]]. The term "gal-pal" is typically used by women when they are talking to other people in their social clique. Chris therefore picked this phrase up from the girls he's talked to (possibly using the phrase because he sees himself as "one of the girls"). It is also common for [[homos]] to use this to refer to their female friends.
</blockquote>
;gawd
<blockquote>
1. ''(interjection)'' eye dialect of "god", Used in the place of "god" when it is used to express annoyance, shock, or pain.

<blockquote>''Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) '''Gawd'''! Just... GAWD!!!''<ref>[[April 2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly meant to add dramatic effect to saying "god", which is already used to add dramatic effect.</blockquote>

;gaybian
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a male lesbian.

<blockquote>''Uh... simply put—and I am willing to say this... in sound mind and body: I... am a '''gaybian'''.''<ref>[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only used this word once in the video [[Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet]]. Before this video, [[Clyde Cash]] had threatened to harm [[Julie]] under the condition that Chris refuses to admit that he's gay. Chris being Chris, he had absolutely no idea that he was once again under another elaborate trolling scheme, and had no clue how to handle the situation. Chris thought he could be sly and admit to being gay, while also being attracted to women. Thus, he tacked on the word "gay" onto "lesbian" to create the word "gaybian" so that he can say that he's a "male lesbian", despite this being a complete contradiction within itself.</blockquote>

;geinus
[[Image:Robotnik.jpg|thumb|I'M A MAD GEINUS! [[Doctor Robotnik|ROBOTNIK]]! ROBOTNIK!]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a genius

<blockquote>''Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a mad '''geinus'''! Robotnik, Robotnik!''<ref>[[Sonichu 1]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An accidental misspelling of "genius", this CWC-ism is the result of Chris's ability to spell, or lack thereof. In his futile attempts to spell words with "eni", he substitutes this with "ein", possibly due to his habit of spelling words phonetically.</blockquote>

;get it through your skulls
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Used to clarify something to your fans
<blockquote>''So everybody '''get it through your skulls''', I'm the real deal.'' <ref>[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this term a lot when trying to clarify various misconceptions about him, such as his straightness, and who the real CWC was. Variations of the phrase include "GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS", "Get it through your damn, dirty, immature skulls!", and "Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls".</blockquote>

;gitar
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A guitar

Origin: How Chris pronounces the word "guitar".
</blockquote>

;give birth, give the birth
<blockquote>
1. ''(verb)'' To transfer possession of the state of having been born, by bearing as offspring.

<blockquote>''My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only '''gave the birth'''--gave me birth at their ages...which my mother is sixty-six, currently, and my father is currently eighty. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth...then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of--for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early [[1980s]].''<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to think that a sentence like "Barbara gave birth to Christian" is grammatically equivalent to a sentence like "Barbara gave Go-bots to Christian."
</blockquote>

;GO!
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Having a style similar to the cartoon ''Teen Titans Go!''.

<blockquote>''As MUCH, as I would like to agree; Cute as it may be, it is still '''GO!''' Version, and #GOPony is something we Really do not like.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1211396957203247104</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' Of a descent originating from [[Dimensions|dimension CZ-69]].

<blockquote>''Just; Most '''GO!''' individuals are...NO!!!''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1215833863718567937</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this CWC-ism to describe his distaste for the MLP:FiM spinoff series [[Pony Life]], believing it to be in the same vein as Teen Titans Go! due to its artstyle. He would go around on his [[Twitter]] account spamming Hasbro and/or users showing any interest in the show with some of his TSSSF cards as a means of protest using this euphemism to put it under a bad light.
</blockquote>

;go make a rhyme
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate that he is in a [[Chris and writing|poetic]] mood.

<blockquote> ''Oh, Back Off, '''go make a rhyme'''. Love will come your way in good time.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/913230475774369794</ref> Keep Heart, Have hope and faith. Life is a coinkie-dink strafe. Have an open heart, don’t be afraid. Your sweetie is likely in your friendship parade.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris intended to write a rhyme in order to sound poetic in a tweet, continuing with the rhyming schtick in several subsequent ones. Due to his own laziness, the best Chris could come up with in terms of words that rhyme with "time" is "rhyme".
</blockquote>

;[[Godjesus]]
[[Image:Jesusbot.jpg|thumb|This is who Chris actually believes in.]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(shorthand)'' God and Jesus Christ.

<blockquote> ''As I have guide, as I was guide [sic] by, uh, God and Jesus. And because I, uh, cheated on Ivy lately, '''Godjesus''' were mad at me, so, even though she r-, even though she requested the recent items of question, sex-, [quietly] sexual stuff--videos and pictures--I am being punished because the trolls are getting their hands on them.''<ref>[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And also, who I'd like to thank, '''GodJesus''', our God and our Lord and savior, for their support, for their support as well, I pray to them every day, and I follow, I am guided by Jesus.''<ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris appears to be somewhat aware of the Holy Trinity (Holy Spirit, Son, and Father), the three forms that God takes in mainstream Christianity. Despite accepting Jesus as the son of God, Chris believes that God and Jesus are essentially the same entity. As a result, whenever he mentions God, he is never reluctant to mention Jesus in the same sentence. Because of this, Chris made this CWC-ism as a shorthand of "God and Jesus". This CWC-ism was the primary inspiration for the term "[[Godbear]]" to humorously refer to [[Leonard Bearstein]], who Chris has credited for his name change. Chris now no longer uses his CWC-ism, now referring to both God and Jesus as separate [[OCs]]. Chris now calls God "Emmanuelle".</blockquote>

;grand number of pounds
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Extremely heavy.

<blockquote> ''Note: The chair weighs a '''grand number of pounds'''!<ref>[[Power]]</ref>'</blockquote>

Origin: Used in a video where he tried to prove his strength to [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who was actually [[Joshua Martinez]], by lifting an office chair.
</blockquote>

;grinds my gears
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate he is annoyed with something.

<blockquote>Firstly, I got your image in my mailbox; while I thank you for your fanart, No Offense, but I do not appreciate Sonichu drawn looking retarded; I feel it '''grinds my gears''' a bit.<ref>[[Mailbag_2#In_which_Chris_insults_someone_who_drew_a_picture_for_him]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>Something that '''grinds my gears''' is how people are not accepting of the neutral terms of "darling" or "dear".<ref>[[:File:OpenLetter.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase almost every time he wanted to indicate he was annoyed and not outright [[angry]]. It is believed that Chris has picked up this archaic phrase from [[Family Guy]], specifically from a segment from the show called "What Really Grinds My Gears", where Peter is talking about things that annoy him or "grinds his gears".

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== H ==
|-
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;hand-drawing
[[Image:Chris holding a pencil.png|thumb|Chris holding a pencil|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An original drawn image, as opposed to a facsimile of that image.

<blockquote>''I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a '''HAND-DRAWING'''! It's the original hand-drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house!''<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(verb)'' To sketch without the aid of digital technology, such as a computer.
[[File:Sonichuipaddrawing2020.jpg|thumb|A non-example made by Chris.]]
<blockquote>''No, actually, what I thought, is that you skip the '''hand-drawing''' and you draw everything on your PhotoShop with your computer mouse.''<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's process for producing his drawings is to draw them, by hand, on physical paper, and then scan the paper into his computer and use image editing software to add effects like lettering or (for the purpose of breaking the fourth wall) photographs. He takes comfort in the belief that ownership of the original paper drawings is evidence of his authorship and will frequently cite this in defense against perceived thieves and trolls.

Chris also thinks that drawing on a computer instead of paper is an inferior method of producing artwork; he thinks the results look "blocky and low-resolution," which probably speaks more to his [[:File:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg|his own experience using MSPaint]] than the artistic quality of, for example, [[Asperchu]]. The fact that a digital artist like Alec Benson Leary is nonetheless ''using his hands'' does not seem to have occurred to Chris.
</blockquote>

;Haterade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a metaphorical drink consumed by haters.
<blockquote>''Therefore, for all of you '''Haterade'''-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress. <ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref>''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Put down the '''Haterade'''; this is not going against any rules, it is just the way it is. Hey! I still have my flaws, so I am definitely Not a Mary Sue type of OC. Also, if I wanted a shot glass of '''Haterade''', I would read most anything this dimension’s @realDonaldTrump ever wrote.''<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun, informal)'' excessive negativity, criticism, or resentment.

<blockquote>''This is in reference to the Nypical '''Haterade''' Comment of “Get A Job” that is not only thrusted upon me, but to everyone who is creative and have powerful in their own respective, individual rights.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: Originally said by Lars in the 2010 [[Lars Call]]. Chris then used it almost nine years later. Likely a pun on the sports drink Gatorade.
</blockquote>
;[[heart level]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his emotional state

<blockquote>''100% Change the number to change your '''heart level''' and you can write a sentence to indicate how you feel.''<ref>[[Heart_level]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The concept of the "heart level" most likely stems from Chris's inability to understand emotions. As an alternative, Chris tends to use video game terms in order to measure such emotions.</blockquote>

;heal
<blockquote> 1. ''(verb)'' to ejaculate into someone.

<blockquote>''Had I Not '''healed''' her, she would be dead Late August.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris had somehow come to the conclusion that sex with his mother would make her more youthful, hence "healing" her.

</blockquote>

;heartsweet
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely '''heartsweet'''?''<ref name=OdeToRosechu>"[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]"</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Rearrangement of "sweetheart," possibly coined initially to provide more rhyming options in poetry. Chris primarily uses this term in Sonichu's dialogue, as the character's pet name for Rosechu. When speaking for himself, Chris tends to prefer "sweetheart," although the trolls use "heartsweet" in conversation with him.

''See also: [[sweetbolt]]''
</blockquote>

;heavyweight
[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris does NOT look like Chris Farley]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Stockboy; person employed to move heavy objects and perform other menial labor.

<blockquote>If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY. [...] If I have to I would be, get one of the '''heavyweights''', that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store.<ref name=FatherCall/></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' heavy.

<blockquote>I do not think Chris Farley looks like me at all, plus he was a LOT more '''heavyweight''' than me, and he was more wild than me.<ref>[[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, as usual, has to repurpose words rather than use the existing words that already mean what he wants to say.
</blockquote>

;hedgehog-defensive (or hedgehog)
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Protecting oneself by curling up into a ball, just like a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|hedgehog]].

<blockquote>And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my '''hedgehog-defensive''' state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.<ref>[[TooManyGames#Personal_space_talk]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>@MLPSilverQuill, having one’s own spirit killed is really not fun nor funny at all. And, believe me, I was literally in a worse huddled position than what I see here, and I FELT DEVASTATED at that moment. I went full '''Hedgehog Defensive''' and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts<ref>[[April_2019_social_media_posts#Hedgehog-defensive_state]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacing the likes of his [[Megatron pistol]] and his [[pepper spray]], Chris has adapted the habit of rolling up into a ball to protect himself from unwanted physical contact. The protective state he dubs "the hedgehog-defensive state" is most likely based off of the spin-dash attack from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, which the titular character uses to attack foes.</blockquote>

;[[hermaphrodite]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A derogatory term for passing transgender women, particularly those that haven't gotten bottom surgery.

<blockquote>''OH MY GOD!!! UGH!!! ARE YOU REALLY A '''HERMAPHRODITE'''?! I'm sorry, but that naughty picture just really shocked me and made me want to throw up. *deep breath* You do have a pretty face, but what happened just now is just like the movie, "The Crying Game", or the Thanksgiving episode of "The Cleveland Show".''<ref>[[Mailbag 25#It's a trap, again!]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' A person of an ambiguous gender, or who is female, who also has a penis.

<blockquote>If a '''Hermaphrodite''', I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin:A misuse of the archaic term for intersex people. Chris appears to use this term to refer to someone he deems as "almost a woman", which is also shown when he referred to some of his female characters as "all female" when having their penises removed. Chris used this term when he noticed that the sweetheart [[Bailey Jay]] had a penis, and she explained to him her experiences as a transwoman. Chris also notably talked about how if he had a "hermaphrodite" as one of his offspring, he'd raise them as a boy. Chris's rather specific usage of this term also shows some of his prior beliefs about gender before he transitioned himself, such as who he deemed "male" or "female" in the first place.</blockquote>

;[[HEXBox]]
[[File:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the video game consoles made by Microsoft, primarily the Xbox 360.

<blockquote>I never cared for the '''HEXBox''', and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT.</blockquote>

Origin: Due to his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Brand Loyalty]], Chris had an irrational hatred for the XBox, simply because of how much you've got to pay for it to access some of its content<ref>[[Mailbag_5]]</ref>. Because Chris viewed this device as a curse to humanity, he tacked the word "hex", which is defined as being a curse, onto the original name of the console.</blockquote>

;hide behind/under his mother's skirt
<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' To behave in a cowardly, immature fashion.

<blockquote>''You come to me now. Come face me like a man. Unless you want to continue being called a cow-a quivelling coward who '''hides under his mother's skirt'''.''<ref>[[Challenge for Clyde II]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An antiquated phrase alluding to children literally hiding behind their mother's skirts when frightened.
</blockquote>

;hippo on one's head
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A predicament or unpleasant situation one is currently facing

<blockquote>''I'M WET. I'M COLD. THERE'S A HIPPO ON MY HEAD. AND CLEARLY, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THIS ON MY OWN.''<ref>[[:File:JailArt15.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Someone's [[wikipedia:Hippocampus|hippocampus]]

<blockquote>''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)''<ref>[[:File:FSM2.PNG]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris states in an e-mail directed at [[Regina Novakova]] that the phrase originated as an example of his [[random-access humor]], apparently as a pun of the word "hippocampus". Following from this, he would famously use the term in a [[HippoOnYourHead|Flipnote animation]] of a person literally getting crushed by a falling hippo, and then use the term several more times to describe the "weight" of the hippo on people's heads. He has lately used this term to describe his struggles with being in jail in a drawing sent to [[Praetor]].

</blockquote>

;[[homo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A male homosexual

<blockquote>''Yes; the '''Homos''' I have heard from try to push their damn lifestyle in my face, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it.<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref></blockquote>''

2. ''(noun)'' A non-passing transgender woman, particularly one Chris doesn't deem an authentic woman

<blockquote>''So I would- so I would say, good luck being a fake woman because you'll never be able to achieve true femdom! And you'll always be a dang homosexual male, 'cuz you're born that way, you gonna to stay that way pretty much even if you're gonna- if you're gonna have your dick either chopped off or tucked in! People are still gonna look at you so ill. In the majority of this country.''

''Anyway, that's my response for now.''

''Damn '''homo'''.''<ref>[[Response to ADF]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(adjective)'' homosexual

<blockquote>''Every one of you who thinks I'm '''homo''' and calls me that—-because I am not; I'm straight! I'm straight!''<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

4. ''(adjective)'' relating to homosexuals

<blockquote>''Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' '''Homo''' Ads MUST BE GONE!''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had a hatred for homosexuals, out of fear that he'll become one himself. Even uttering words like "gay" and "homosexual" would make him uncomfortable. Chris also believed that those that strayed too much from their assigned gender at birth would turn out as being gay, which explains his defensiveness towards his more effeminate traits.</blockquote>

;[[Honest Content|honest]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' NSFW, containing adult content.

<blockquote>''Parental Advisory - VERY '''HONEST''' content.''<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only has a slightly good understanding of what honesty is. However, Chris doesn't seem to understand when it's most appropriate to be honest. In his mind, to attract mates, he has to be honest all of the time, even if this includes instances of his sexual misadventures. Chris knows that he's not supposed to discuss such topics publically with ordinary people, so he would have to keep such things in secret. Therefore, in his mind, it would be the honest thing to do to discuss such actions.
</blockquote>

;Hurtful Truth Level
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A point at which honest criticism should be stopped so as to avoid hurting a person's feelings, regardless of the usefulness of the advice.

<blockquote>''And another thing, When constantly exceeding that '''Hurtful Truth Level''' to me, it feels like to me you're, and you may as well have, told me, "I Hate You! I Hate You!", and forget about me.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Said in an email to Jackie after she had pointed out several glaring flaws in Chris's lifestyle and personality. Rather than take her criticism to heart and improve himself, he got angry and defensive, wishing that she would show sympathy for him instead.
</blockquote>

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== I ==
|-
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;I can feel the cosmos
[[File:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Statement of achievement and oneness with the universe.

<blockquote>''I promise, uh, three da—three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and God/Jesus's support, I feel like... we will be seeing many new—many new thing. The website will be better. '''I can feel the cosmos!''' Peace.''<ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by a line from the game Katamari Damacy, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmWxNFq6_3U "Oh, I feel it. I feel the cosmos."]
</blockquote>

;I got a fish

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Claim that one owns a fish.

<blockquote>'''''I got a fish!''' Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fish Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fiiiiiiiiish! Would ya like to make a wish?''<ref>[[I_Got_A_Fish]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a song of the same name, where Chris's [[random-access humor]] shines.</blockquote>

;I HATE ME TOO!!!

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' A self-destructive phrase used to attempt to gain pity from trolls

<blockquote>''You know what, '''I HATE ME TOO!!!'''''<ref>[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as part of the title of a gallery found on Chris’s [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Page.
</blockquote>

;[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]!
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expressed angrily when you wish to break someone apart to kill them

<blockquote>''Jason Kendrick Howell... you BASTARD! BASTARD! You hacked into everything! You have driven me so beyond the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it! YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT... '''I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!''' Goodbye!''<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as a [[death threat]] to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he has hacked Sonichu.net.</blockquote>

;I'm workin' on it!
<blockquote>1. ''(exclamation)'' An exclamation that you are working on something important.

<blockquote>'''I'm workin' on it!''' I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...<ref>[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used repeatedly by Chris to assure to [[Bob]] that he is doing his best to take down information about 14 Branchland Court from the Internet.</blockquote>

;IBAChandler
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Abbreviation for "I be a chandler," i.e., "I am a person named 'Chandler.'"

<blockquote>''I am so sick of hearing that stupid name that somebody made up back when I had that '''IBAChandler''' account, and I be a Chandler. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my last name.''<ref>[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(proper noun)'' [[YouTube]] username in use by Christian Weston Chandler during his conflict with [[Liquid Chris]], leading trolls to accuse Chris of being an impostor of Liquid named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]].

3. ''(proper noun)'' Name of a ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' villain based upon Liquid Chris, ironically named for the real Chris's alias.

<blockquote>'''''I B A Chandler''', And I am here to copycatly sieze claim of you hedgehogs and this city from your absent mayor's domain.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 79</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by [[Bob Chandler]]'s license plate, "I B MR C" ("I be Mister C.").<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;ID
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Identifying.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and Vestites; '''ID''' as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref name=Vestites>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris argues semantics]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly derived from ID meaning "Identification". </blockquote>

;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the extremely high probability that any woman Chris talks to is not [[CWC-isms#boyfriend-free|boyfriend-free]].

<blockquote>''With the '''infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor''', I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences.''<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is aware the general chances of him finding a sweetheart are extremely slim. Not willing to admit he's not at all attractive to most women, Chris blames it on the fact that most men are "jerks", and that one probably is already dating the woman he's trying to latch onto.</blockquote>
;information overload

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An act of spamming a webpage with pictures.

<blockquote>''I had thought the '''Information Overload''' would somehow Take Down the page; I admit that I was mistaken.<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: When Chris saw all of the explicit pictures on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, he decided that the best course of action would be to spam the article with his own pictures. His logic was that if he kept doing this faster than the other editors, they'd have to delete the article, as they just wouldn't catch up with him.
</blockquote>

;instinction

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An instance of something being used a certain way.

<blockquote>''Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all '''instinctions''' and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"''<ref name=IRC2January09/></blockquote>

Origin: Once again an instance of Chris trying to sound smart by using a word that sounds foreign to him, made up or otherwise. The end result, however, gives the impression that Chris isn't familiar with the word "instances".

</blockquote>

;intersex

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Relating to any gender identity outside of the gender binary.

<blockquote>''As a Tomgirl, '''Intersex''' of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser, I am in full support for Human Equal Rights for everyone."''<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out... kinda]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used the term "intersex" interchangeably with the term "transgender" on many occasions, and also uses it to refer to Silvana, who actually is intersex. This gives the impression that when he talks about something being "intersex", he means that it isn't entirely "male" or "female".

</blockquote>

;[[Iron Curtain|iron curtain]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The mostly hermetic seal between [[Reality Cartoon]]s, such as the [[Chris and reality|real world]] and the fictional universe containing [[CWCville]], that prevents the [[Dimensional Merge]] from proceeding.

<blockquote>''But we are getting increasing magics, here, with more and more opening portals and growing tears and cracks in the '''iron curtain'''''.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris begs; posts creepy photo of Barb]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Coined by Sir Winston Churchill in 1946 to refer to the limits of Russian intrusion into central Europe after the War. Chris presumably heard it once in [[Manchester High School|history class]] and forgot what it meant, unless he is comparing his fictional world to the [[Chris and censorship|Soviet Union]]. Alternatively it was fed to him by the [[Idea Guys]].

''See Also:'' [[#F|fourth wall]]</blockquote>
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;Jail of Fail
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A rather unappealing jail to reside in.

<blockquote>''I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type, you may Remember her (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many (Good) Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this '''Jail of Fail'''. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated Sports Bra, Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Said in a letter to the long-time orbiter and enabler, [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].

</blockquote>

;janekop
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A female [[CWC-isms#jerkop|jerkop]].

<blockquote>''YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. SO SAYS THIS '''JANEKOP'''.''<ref>[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas the term "jerkop" is a portmanteau of the CWC-ism "jerk" and the word "cop", janekop is a portmanteau of the words "jane" and "cop". The word "jane" is a slang word for "woman". <ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jane</ref>
</blockquote>
;[[JERKS|jerk]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. Any male other than Chris and his dad in general, particularly those that Chris dislikes, especially one that gets in the way of his LoveQuest.

<blockquote>''On the flip side, I feel discomfort around men, because they can be such mean and cruel '''jerks'''.''<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "jerk" is generally defined as "A person with unlikable or obnoxious qualities and behavior, typically mean, self-centered or disagreeable".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jerk#Etymology_1</ref> As stated in the quote above, Chris believes that all men to be cruel, selfish, and overall unlikeable. Therefore, he views almost all men as jerks.
</blockquote>
;[[Jerkop|jerkop]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. An official of the law.

<blockquote>''I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid '''Jerkops'''.''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris views most officers of the law as jerks, due to how often they'd thwart his LoveQuest, the term is a portmanteau of "jerk" and "cop". Possibly a pun on the word "jerkoff", which is defined as being "a contemptible man".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/jerk--off</ref></blockquote>

;[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAAAY]]
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|Chris preparing for hanky-panky with Julie, using a blow-up doll no less]]
<blockquote>''(interjection)'' 1. An expression used by Chris to indicate how much he'd love having sex for the first time with [[Julie]]

<blockquote>"Oh, Julie...'''JULAAAAAY''', JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"<ref>[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris first shouted this infamous CWC-ism in the video [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]. He originally intended to share this video privately with [[Julie]], (unaware that 'she' was actually a 13-year-old male troll), to show what their first date would amount to, despite this breaking his Three Date Rule. Seeing how Chris was somewhat of a porn junkie,<ref>[[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases]]</ref><ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref> Chris must have picked up that during sexual intercourse, one of the people may shout the name of the other person in order to "spice up" the orgy. When the video got leaked soon after, the term started to be used by trolls humorously, to the point where [[weens]] started using the phrase in excess, making the CWC-ism lose its luster.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;jumping the shark
<blockquote>''(verb)'' 1. To start over from scratch

<blockquote>"I am moving out of this Twitter into creating a new one I created, @CPU_CWCSonichu. New and renewed followers will all be screened by my ally, as to keep out the Haters and Harassers. Starting up new and fresh. '''Jumping The Shark''' from old to new"<ref>[[Misc texts#CPU_CWCSonichu]]</ref>

</blockquote>

Origin: The term "jumping the shark" humorously refers to the point where something once popular which has begun to lose its viewer base pulls an extreme stunt in hopes of garnering attention. The term comes from an episode of the television show ''Happy Days'', where Fonzie literally jumped over a shark while water skiing. Ironically enough, despite Chris's misuse of the phrase, many people could easily say that the comic of Sonichu and Chris as a person have "jumped the shark" several times, especially with [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcons]] and- of course- Chris's change into a [[Transgender|transwoman]].

</blockquote>

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== K ==
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;kawaii
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' cute or adorable.

<blockquote>''Also, I have thought up something '''kawaii''' we can talk about; Makeup and Fashion ideas.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 28]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''That look really suits you; you look so '''kawaii''' and cool.😊''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1209184205776797697</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The Japanese word for cute, once popular in the English-speaking anime/manga and fashion subcultures. Chris has used this word in almost all cases where he describes anything he thinks is cute and cuddly, more so in recent times, where the use of this word is no longer taken seriously, and seen as more of a joke to poke fun at [[Joshua Wise|weeaboos]].</blockquote>

;[[Kick the Autistic]]
[[File:CWC gets kicked.jpg|thumb|A self-administered kick]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' America's favorite game

<blockquote>''I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC!"''' *sigh*''<ref>[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any action which involves doing something to Chris that he doesn't like

<blockquote>''And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC"''', then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.''<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#21 January]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' Any form of discrimination towards Chris for being [[autism|autistic]].

<blockquote>''And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of "'''Kick the Autistic'''". I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. *Game Over*''<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris had this paranoid idea that the whole world is going against him and his goals, solely due to his autism. In this sense, the fact that so many people supposedly wanted to thwart his goals made him feel like he was being "kicked" around. </blockquote>

;Kra-Kow!

<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase indicating that Chris roasted someone.

<blockquote>''What? I’m just telling the truth. I hear and see WORSE shit from you Haters. At this point, I’d rather look back in that memory than PTSD over y’all’s Hate-Filled content. '''Kra-Kow!'''''<ref>https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1231269768310722560</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/318700111138943542/ a comic strip] from Calvin and Hobbes. Most likely inspired by the sound lightning makes.</blockquote>

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== L ==
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;Laughs Under Lucricities
<blockquote>
1. ''(backronym)'' backronym for "LULZ"

<blockquote>''Although, F.Y.I., "LULZ" is short for "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''"''<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any form of humor made at Chris's expense

<blockquote>''... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE''<ref>[[Chris emails 2008#August]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: It's likely that Chris first heard of lulz on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]-<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008#August]]</ref> the slogan of which is "in lulz we trust"- and thus forever associated the term with trolling. Originally he would simply say "LULZ" ''ought'' to stand for "Laughs Under Lucricities," but he soon began implying that it already does.<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2008|Email]] from Chris to Robert Simmons V on 12 August 2008</ref> Lucricities is seemingly a combination of "lucrid" (another non-word with apparent negative connotations that Chris has used<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 48]]</ref>) and "ludicrous" but falls short of being a portmanteau and is more like the result of a head-on collision of the English language.

</blockquote>

;lesbian soul
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' What Chris believes to be his true [[Chris and sexuality|sexuality]].

<blockquote>''I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female '''Lesbian Soul''', and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/pg/cwcville/about/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris declared himself transgender, he continued to be attracted to exclusively to biological females regardless of their own sexual orientation.<ref>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's]]</ref> Thus, Chris became a lesbian. As a way to assert to detractors that he was a lesbian, Chris cited himself as having a "lesbian soul" despite previously living as a straight man for thirty years.

 </blockquote>
;level-up king
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Master of [[card games]].

<blockquote>''There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the '''level up king'''!"''<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before his permanent ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]], Chris would play games of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh with some of the other customers. Despite his sick obsession with both games, Chris never developed any type of strategy to compete with other players, making it very difficult to succeed at the game, even when he played against small children. Eventually, when the shop was just down to six people, which included Chris, the manager, [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], and [[Lucas]], Chris did win a match against a relatively new player, and excitedly jumped up and down at this accomplishment like a child. Along with this, he shouted the phrase "I AM THE LEVEL-UP KING!"</blockquote>

;like, you know
<blockquote>1. ''(discourse particle)'' Space filler during sentence.

<blockquote>''I don't want too much conflict to happen, '''like, you know'''. You wouldn't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. I mean-like, you know, between you and him any further. Yeah.''<ref>[[I Love You Kacey]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's speech consists mostly of uh's, um's, and other vocalized pauses.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;live from home once again
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction stating that one is recording themselves from their home.

<blockquote> ''Hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you '''live from home once again''' and we're going to talk about the recent and more obvious topic, of "The Dimensional merge". Yes! This dimension! Right here! 1218. Is going to be merged with our sister dimension "C197" where all of our s- where most of our superheroes, super-villains, OCs, and what have you, and other characters, consisted, have been existing and co-existing. Yep!''<ref>[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase became Chris's typical means of starting his videos since late 2015, replacing the famous Captain's Log. Although it is sometimes used appropriately (i.e. livestreams), Chris uses the phrase even in prerecorded videos that are not, in fact, live.</blockquote>

;[[Love Quest]]
<blockquote>1.''(noun)'' Chris's former on-going search for a sweetheart.

<blockquote>''As for Wes, I blame all of these happenings on him. If he had not taken my life-long friend away from me, I might have a Pretty Girlfriend today. And I would not have had to set out on endeavoring '''LOVE QUEST'''!''<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: Since attending [[PVCC]], Chris has embarked on a 15-year long quest to find his true love. Chris constantly failing to achieve this goal was what gave this CWC-ism its name.</blockquote>

;lovehog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A lover in a relationship between two [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Also, I have finished the drawing for you, and I have shown off the Original '''LoveHog''' Couple's Wedding Rings, and their three children: Cerah Rosey, Robbie Sonee and (Shiney Rosey) Christine Rosey.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehog".</blockquote>

;lucricities
<blockquote>1. ''(pl. noun)'' lurid acts or motivations

Origin: Chris completely made this word up, presumably based on "lucrid," which may in turn be based on the actual word "lurid." According to Chris, the word "lulz" can mean either "Laughs at my expense" or "Laughs under lucricities," so presumably the two contexts are equivalent.
</blockquote>

;lucrid
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' obscene, profane, wicked
<blockquote>''And promoting the hatred, and...drawing such loose—such '''lucrid''' mockeries is not gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way...''<ref name=csm>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Possibly a corruption of "lurid," given the context. Alternatively, it might be a corruption of "ludicrous." Chris has used this word to describe the homoerotic/dickgirl art on the ED page, as well as the fan comic in which he was depicted as a man-baby. Ironically, even before Chris used this word
</blockquote>

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== M ==
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;majorly

<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' very, really

<blockquote>''Well, at the mall today, my heart had a extremly fast recovery, then it became '''Majorly''' Shattered again.''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005|CWC's Diary: 29 March]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''That Cake Cost Me $11!!! UGH! What a '''majorly''' royal waste.''<ref>[[Cakefarts#Later thoughts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A stilted word used likely because has more syllables (thus making it sound smarter to Chris) than the regular ones it replaces.</blockquote>

;make one's own peeps n' poops

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to urinate and deficate at the same time

<blockquote>''Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' babychild! '''Made his lil' peeps n' poops'''! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom.''<ref>[[PlayingHouse]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a clip of Family Guy, where Herber the Pervert is letting his dog out to "make his pees n' poops". <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg</ref></blockquote>

;Mama
[[File:Christine and pikachu.jpg|right|thumb|Mama Christine with a [[Sonee]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' What Chris refers to himself as when roleplaying as one of his [[OCs]].

<blockquote>''I am going to some shopping and donating amongst the artists affected by the COVID virus of this Dimension, on behalf of '''Mama''', Chris Chan Sonichu. Thank you, again, to the individual who bought the book set recently. Still waiting for the set of #TSSSF cards to sign and offer.''<ref>https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1251259373810302977</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes himself to be a parent to his characters. Since he identifies as a woman, he has given himself the alias “Mama”. Chris further shows his lack of self-awareness by not realizing how awkward it is to have anyone, even his own characters (who are presumably teenagers) refer to him as such.</blockquote>

;[[Manajerks|manajerk]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a store manager

<blockquote>'' two Manajerks asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was NOT!''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005]] (20 July)</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmantau of "manager" and "jerk". </blockquote>

;[[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary Lee Walshing]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' akin to to Mary Lee Walsh

<blockquote>''She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, '''Mary Lee Walshing''', Witch Bitch!''<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's ongoing resentment against his old college dean has led him to compare a Wal-Mart manager who banned him from her store to Walsh. He apparently fails to comprehend that the "-ing" suffix is generally associated with verbs.</blockquote>

;mashed potato grenade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[Wikipedia:Stielhandgranate|Stielhandgranate]], a special German hand grenade with a handle.

<blockquote>''I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my '''mashed potato grenade''' could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder.''<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a Facebook post sent to [[Megan Schroeder]] accusing her of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game Place]], where he [[Chris and reality|makes paranoid claims]] of what she, [[Mimms]], [[Lucas]], and [[Snyder]] were thinking that day. A corruption of "potato masher grenade", a common English nickname of the Stielhandgranate<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stielhandgranate</ref>.</blockquote>

;[[Mass debating|mass debate]]
[[File:Mass_Debate.jpg|right|thumb|Massive Debating]]
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to pleasure one's self; to masturbate

<blockquote>''I've actually done it '''mass debating''' to myself so many times, even with a hunk of - even with an inflatable plastic woman...''<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This particular euphemism comes from Chris's tendency to refrain from using inappropriate language, as well as his unusual variation of a southern accent combined with a minor speech impediment.</blockquote>

;mental block

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's autism

<blockquote>''And, uh, during my high school years, I was used to being surrounded by… girls… in my circle, and after having to, uh, leave them I felt ever so lonesome. And, after the stress from some of the people—people at PVCC, as well as my '''mental block''' of autism, it became hard from me to approach gir—approach the girls like I used to.''<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to his [[autism]] as a "mental block" because he believes the term refers to a disability. In his case, his supposed disability to socialize with girls. In reality, a mental block is the inability to remember a specific thing at a given moment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_block</ref></blockquote>

;Meta

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' being able to break through the fourth wall.

<blockquote>''Also, there is no problem with breaking your own fourth wall with us from your dimension, here. Go '''Meta'''. We are certainly Meta with and for you all as well.''<ref>[[October 2020 social media posts#Homelander and C-197]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: From the Greek prefix meaning "after" or "beyond". Chris views all cartoons as being on a dimension higher than our own. According to him, being able to break through the iron curtain entails obtaining a higher mode of consciousness.
</blockquote>

;mislabel

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to put a label on Chris or any of his creations in a way he doesn't like, regardless of truth
2. ''(noun)'' a label of such slanderous nature; see also "misunderstanding"
<blockquote>''I am NOT a Dictator. Why are you giving me an even WORSE '''Mislabeling''' than the Homosexual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again? ''<ref>[[Common Questions#1_February_2010]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Just about everywhere. He appears to use this term as often as the word "slanderous". Curiously, the redundancy "ill-mislabeling" (as if there were any other kind) has appeared once.<ref>[[CWC Blog#28_December_2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;misspeak

<blockquote>1.''(verb)'' to lie

<blockquote>''Sometimes, I have '''misspoke'''. But you are more important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. Hand to God. And on my Bible. I'd have to go look for it.''<ref>[[ToJackie]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Instead of accepting that someone has called him out on [[Lies|his bullshit]], Chris prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this ploy.

</blockquote>

;misunderstanding

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a deliberate view that contradicts Chris; see also "mislabel"
<blockquote>''*AND WE WILL NOT TAKE THE '''MISUNDERSTANDINGS''', THE MISLABELS, AND ALL THE LIKE SITTING DOWN!!!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Issue_9/Page_39|2=Issue 9 Page 39}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misappropration. Note that it is not, as in reality,<ref>[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misunderstanding Merriam-Webster Dictionary, "misunderstanding"]</ref> a mistaken notion (alternatively a dispute) based on faulty information, but a malicious action worthy of [[tard rage]]. Apparently a slanderous troll has to actively "misunderstand" Chris. Also, Chris has used the related word "misunderstood" (participle adjective) as an insult, not realizing that if the troll misunderstood (transitive verb) him, ''Chris'' would be the one that was misunderstood (participle adjective).<ref>[[Mailbag 39#Rosechu_the_transwoman|Mailbag 39]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;modnar
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' random

<blockquote>''I may be '''modnar''', but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone.''<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Random", spelt backwards.</blockquote>

;[[Monthly tugboat|monthly tugboat]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's Social Security Disability Service

<blockquote>"I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a '''monthly tugboat.'''"<ref>[[Monthly tugboat#References by Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently coined the term "Monthly Tugboat" due to a comparison he makes between gaining money through his SSDS vs. winning the lottery. In his mind, winning the lottery is like riding a "Luxury ship that can easily sink", while gaining money from the government is the same as getting cargo from a ship pulled by a tugboat. <ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12]]</ref></blockquote>

;morrow

<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' Synonym for moral.

<blockquote>''The '''Morrow''' remains: Look up to whoever and whatever you like as your childhood hero like no one else is watching you; remain proud with your choice and preference. 💜⚡️''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris supports playing with whatever toys you want]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Unknown, possibly a corruption of the word moral. Used exclusively by Magi-Chan during Chris month-long twitter roleplay in August and September of 2019.
</blockquote>

;Mother Nature errand
<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' The bodily urge to either [[Piss|urinate]] or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|defecate]].

<blockquote>''All right, well, ladies, it’s been fun, but I gotta split and take care of ah... y’know, a '''Mother Nature errand'''.''<ref>[[Sonichu Home Club]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A peculiar take on the idiom "call of nature".
</blockquote>

;[[Muscle bra|muscle bra]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A sports bra used for covering a man's bare chest.

<blockquote>''And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a '''muscle bra'''. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.''<ref>[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Contributing to his previous fear of the homos, Chris also had a fear of seeing the bare chests of other men out of fear that it'll make him gay. He therefore suggested that men cover their chests under penalty of the law. Chris most likely adapted this name due to some weird association he makes between muscles and sports.</blockquote>

;my two bolts and a heart

<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' Chris's opinion or takeaway on something.

<blockquote>''Okay. I get serious creep and dark vibrations from all of this. I mean, you may do as you will if it feels right with you. Just '''my two bolts and a heart'''.''<ref>[[April_2021_social_media_posts#Dark_vibrations]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's version of the idiomatic expression "my two cents", referencing his emoji signature "⚡️💙⚡️". Chris has also used a similar phrase before while roleplaying as Sonichu, shortening it to just "my two bolts."<ref>[[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]</ref></blockquote>

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== N ==
|-
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;[[naïve]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb, lacking intelligence.

<blockquote>''You are such a cowardly, '''naïve''', retarded, individual.''<ref>[[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers]]</ref ></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only seems to understand the most simplified definition of the word. In general terms, the word "naïve" is defined as "showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgment."<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/naive</ref> However, in Chris's mind, the word is used to "question one's intelligence". Despite his distaste for the use of the word on him, this turns out to be a commonly used insult by Chris.</blockquote>

[[File:FRENCH-NAVY-CameraObscura.jpg|thumb|Chris travels to France]]
;navy
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' semen.

<blockquote>''You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the '''navy''' being drunk. Yeah. Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Play on words, i.e, a navy is a collection of seamen/semen.

''See also: [[CWC-isms#C|Comeuppance]]''
</blockquote>

;nearly same
<blockquote>1. ''(Adjective)'' Similar.

<blockquote>''And so I killed about- killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a troll posing as that girl. [sighs] THE VOICES SOUNDED '''NEARLY SAME'''.''<ref>[[For Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;negligent

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[negligee]]

<blockquote>So, I went onto Adam & Eve's website, and ordered three garments, and a transparent robe. One of the '''negligent''' is about exactly on what I had drawn onto myself.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An obvious mispelling of "negligee", a form of lingerie.

</blockquote>

;neurotypically hindered
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Lacking the proper mindset or intelligence to understand Chris's world building, just by being normal.

<blockquote>''Go ahead; that Is what happened that day, and they did not mind it much. To mock us makes you all Soo '''Neurotypically Hindered'''.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203938198424035329</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes that the term "neurotypical" refers to having average brain function, rather than lacking any sort of mental condition.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1207129697752141824</ref> He believes that if one only possesses average intelligence, it makes it impossible for them to fully accept his fantasy world, thus claiming it as a "hindrance".

</blockquote>

;neutral
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' platonic.

<blockquote>''I apologize, but I meant the term '''neutrally''', and I never meant anything from that.''<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And One More thing, Darling!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's '''neutral''' usage. Hmpf!'<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes words like "darling" and "dear", are gender neutral terms. Because of this, he assumes that if he claims that he used it in a "neutral" way, people will know he's not using the term in a romantic tone.

</blockquote>
<blockquote>2. ''(adjective)'' politically centrist or nonpartisan.

<blockquote>''He is a communist! And we do not like communists within this country! We are Republican, Democrat or ''' neutral'''... And I am '''neutral''', so I can go either way, but I do not exactly care much for communism!'<ref>[[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Niggo|niggo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An African-American person.

<blockquote>''Chris: [sighs, raises his voice] BILLY MAYS IS THE NEW MAYER OF CWCVILLE!</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: Yeah, and also say that "Christian Chandler will be thrown in jail!" CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: And Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: "Where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers!" Say this one really loud.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: Where he will be raped by a bunch of '''niggos'''.''<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bastardization of the racial slur "nigger". This minced oath was used only once after [[BlueSpike]] persuaded Chris to say: "''BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers''". Chris decided to repeat this phrase, but he also thought he could "outsmart" BlueSpike by replacing "niggers" with "niggos" in order to avoid saying the offending word directly. Ironically, a whole year after the incident, Chris referred to [[Surfshack Tito]] as a "nigger" [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|several]] [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|times]], despite not even knowing what he looks like.</blockquote>

;No fucking shit / N.F.S.
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' obviously

<blockquote>''[[The WCT]]: Don't let [[Jacob Sockness|Jacob]] get close to you ever.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: '''No fucking shit'''.''<ref name=wctdms>[[WCT DMs]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''The WCT: The Sockness Saga will be something to watch when Geno gets there. ''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: '''N.F.S.'''.''<ref name=wctdms></ref></blockquote>

Origin: Another instance of Chris attempting to add unnecessary emphasis onto his writing.</blockquote>

;[[Nombie-zazis|nombie-zazis]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' zombie nazis

<blockquote>''Anyway, as for the medical study, and this will require your aid, Magi-Chan. In June of 2015, the scientists have found the gene-like molecule which makes a person turn...ugh..'''nombie-zazis'''.''<ref>[[:File:Son10revp3.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacement for homosexuals and homosexuality in the revised [[Sonichu 10]].</blockquote>

;not-troll
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a victim of trolling.

<blockquote>''Consider who does more harassing, which do you block? <ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-278#post-2549629]]</ref>
<blockquote>
*Every Foul-Mouth Troll
*The '''Not-Troll''' they follow</blockquote>''</blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's mind, only two types of people exist on [[the Internet]], those who are trolls, and those who are victims of trolling. Because the person being trolled is supposedly '''not''' a troll, they are a "not-troll". Chris eventually deleted the aforementioned post, and reposted it, replacing "not-troll" with "victim" to clarify what he was referring to in the first place.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-279</ref></blockquote>

;[[Noviophobia|noviophobia]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the fear that someone you want to date is already dating someone else.

<blockquote>''His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of '''Noviophobia''', where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A Jerk.”''<ref>[[Sonichu's News Dash]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Because Chris was so frustrated with so many [[CWC-isms#J|jerks]] stealing his potential mates, Chris decided that his envy and hatred of men was a real phobia. Thus, overconfident in his ability to speak [[Spanish]], formed the word "noviophobia" by using the Spanish word ''novio'', meaning "boyfriend", and the English suffix, -phobia, meaning fear . </blockquote>
</blockquote>

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== O ==
|-
|
;[[OC]]
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation, noun)'' Original Creator. A god or deity, including [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Chris himself]].

<blockquote>''I recall that there was a Mythos about me online: myself, Chris Chan, I; I was an '''OC''' in my own stories; was I Real in this “Reality” that is Dimension 1218? And then I was confirmed in late 2007 with that blurry photograph of me in a moment of great shock and stress.''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(abbreviation, noun)'' Original Creation. A resident of a [[Reality Cartoon|cartoon dimension]]

<blockquote>''I am pleased to announce from this collab piece alone, we have ten Sonichu/Rosechu '''OCs''' confirmed for the OC Expansion Packs of our #TSSSF set of cards, and then some, as I’m also delegating with my other friends as well. This is going to be a massive and lovely OC party!''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Short for ''original character'', a common term used by fanfiction authors for characters invented by themselves and used in their stories yet not present in the source material. Chris believes that fictional characters [[Chris and reality|really]] exist in other [[dimensions]], and under the [[Idea Guys]]' influence was convinced they are deserving of worship. Beginning with the Console Patron Units from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', he has since generalised this idea on his own.</blockquote>

;OH! MY AXELS! (or OW! MY AXELS!)
[[File:Axels2.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of pain in one's axles (the central shafts of rotating wheels or gears in a machine).

<blockquote>'''''OOOHHHHHH!!!! MY AXELS!!!!!'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Written for [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]]'s cameo in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], based upon the character's tendency to complain about its aching mechanical components.</blockquote>

;OH, MY CHRIS CHAN!
[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|150px|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Exclamation uttered by Chris during his phases of holding a [[messiah complex]] and [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].

<blockquote>''Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Chris|Mama]] with [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? '''[[CPU Blue Heart|Oh, My Chris Chan]]!'''''<ref>[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Typed as a comment for the [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]] episode involving an embarrassing email.</blockquote>

;old-fashioned<blockquote>
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Holding a belief that may be considered politically incorrect.

<blockquote>''But still, call me '''old-fashioned''' but, I'd rather be- I would not- I'd uh- I'd definitely wouldn't uh... NOT BLACK. Not black.''<ref>[[Mumble_4]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''My father is '''OLD FASHIONED'''; he NEVER gives thought to homos, and he HATES them too.''<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to regard most traditional beliefs and rituals to be offensive to the general public.

2. ''(adjective)'' Dating back to the 1980s.

<blockquote>''Ah, you can tell this is an '''old-fashioned''' Lego set on account of this—the old-fashioned "LegoLand" on the corner.''<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to believe anything that's been made more than 5 years ago is as old as dirt.

3. ''(adjective)'' Preferring real women over waifus.
<blockquote>''Nothing against waifus and the people who have them, but I Never Really understood the appeal and concept of making out a character from a show who is Dimensions Away from your own league to be any sort of a significant other to you. I’m more '''old-fashioned''' towards real women.''<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Opinion on waifus]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. However, Chris seemed to use this word like this because he's aware it isn't considered customary to be sexually attached to fictional characters over real people.

</blockquote>

;ounce of vagina

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Essentially Chris's way of saying "I'll at least lose my virginity at some point".

<blockquote>''And, as for you, Jason Kendrick Howell… as sure as I am to get at least one '''ounce of vagina''', I have your number, and you're going down!''<ref name=AttentionAll/></blockquote>

Origin: Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.<ref name=AttentionAll/> In the years since, he's gotten at least [[Mia Hamm|two]] [[Barbara Chandler|ounces]].
</blockquote>
;outercourse
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the act of stimulating someone else's genitals.

<blockquote>''I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of '''outtercourse''''' [sic]'' (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you.''<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "outercourse" is actually another way to refer to dry humping.<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/outercourse</ref> In Chris's mind however, outercourse simply refers to sex which involves touching another's genitals, because the action happen outside of the body.</blockquote>

;overinexperienced
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Being overly inexperienced.

<blockquote>''My Body is sexually overinexperienced, and Starved.''<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: It apparently didn't occur to Chris that sexual inexperience isn't the least bit comparative, at least not in the context where he intended to use this word.
</blockquote>

;overpowered (or OP)
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' A disproportionate amount of strength, which is worn as a badge of honor.

<blockquote>''If I was a neuro-typical mind, as opposed to '''overpowered''' psychic, I’d have gotten dizzy. ''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A term normally meant to refer to imbalance in game mechanics. Chris adopted the term at some point during or after the [[Idea Guys]] saga as a way to brag about his nonexistent psychic abilities and ludicrously powerful fictional characters.</blockquote>

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== P ==
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;parkay
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an epic style of running

<blockquote>''Hello there, fans! It's Christian Chandler here, live at the downtown mall, where for the Sonichu franchise and city of CWCville, and everything like that, I'm gonna do a '''parkay''' from this point all the way down to the gara--parking garage where, at the end, we will get a nice view of the tent-style theater that's down there where events are held.''<ref>[[Sonichu's Edge]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], Chris calls his style of running "parkay". Chris confused his running as a form of parkour, an acrobatic sport typically used in the military as a means of practicing the navigation of a complex environment without the use of equipment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour</ref>. Given Chris's [[speech impediment]], the word "parkour" somehow came out as "parkay".
</blockquote>

;[[Parody|parody]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any work that "borrows" characters, plots, or styles from other pieces of fiction, whether infringing International [[Chris and copyright|Copyright]] Law or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of Christian Weston Chandler, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise '''parodic'''.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:Issue_8_Cover.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of what constitutes as a parody most likely comes from his interest in shows like [[Family Guy]] and [[Excel Saga]], the former of which use copyrighted characters to make jokes around them, and the latter of which parodied various clichés found in anime. In his mind, because those shows can get away with using such characters and scenes, that gives him an excuse to do the same thing in his comics as long as he states it's being done as a "parody". Ironically, Whenever Chris spoted an actual parody, he thought that the characters from the original work were being defaced.<ref>[[Parody#Chris does not understand the concept of parody]]</ref></blockquote>

;peanut
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who disregards you, or otherwise does not accept you for who you are.

<blockquote>''So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total '''peanuts'''. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: Apparently derived from "{{w|peanut gallery}}," a term used to describe the hecklers in an vaudeville audience who would throw peanuts at a performer. Chris's own spin on this concept is to dismiss such hecklers as being insignificant like literal peanuts.
</blockquote>

;[[Pedofork|pedofork]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pedophile.

<blockquote>''I am not a '''pedofork''', you DORKS!!!''<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Created as a half-assed attempt to make "pedophile" rhyme with dork. Coined in Chris's [[Madman Rising]] video, in response to the trolls who were comparing him to [[wikipedia:Herbert_(Family_Guy)| Herbert the Pervert]] from ''Family Guy''.</blockquote>

;Pfalm
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The act of placing your palm over someone's face or the camera, as if it's the viewer's face.

<blockquote>''Be geek, be proud, pfaaaaaalm! Emgo; silly! Silly, silly person. Have a good day, be safe, be good.''<ref>[[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, it comes from the phrase "palm in your face" which is a phrase [[Emgo316]] uses, combining the words "palm" and "face".<ref>[[Random Thoughts (will be updated from time to time)]]</ref> Even though the CWC-ism was coined by Chris in 2017,<ref>[[Son-Chu Review]]</ref> it was not actively used until 2024.
</blockquote>

;[[Pickle|pickle]]
[[File:Pickle Rick.jpg|right|thumb|Chris bought this back in 2018. The brine-soaked irony!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A penis, particularly one of [[JERKS|any man that isn't Chris]].

<blockquote>''Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu, Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' '''PICKLE'''!!!!''<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply3.PNG]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "pickle" is one of the few hundred slang words for the word "penis".<ref>https://web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF/PenisTesticlesSlang.pdf</ref> It is unknown why Chris prefers to refer to the penises of other men as "pickles", while he calls his own his "duck", but it may have to do with Chris's sexual insecurity and the fact that he legitimately hates actual pickles <ref>[[Mailbag 4#Why Chris hates pickles]]</ref>, whereas Chris thinks he's special enough to have a cutesy name for his own penis.</blockquote>

;[[Pmurt]]

<blockquote>1. ''(proper noun)'' The 45th and 47th president of the United States: Donald Trump.

<blockquote>''EID '''PMURT''' EID!!!!!!''<ref>[[Eid, Pmurt, Eid]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Donald Trump's last name, but spelled backwards. In Chris's first usage of this CWC-ism, Chris mentioned how "Trump spelled backward is "Pmurt", which sounds like "hurt".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>
Due to Chris's strong hatred for Trump, he frequently referred to Trump as Pmurt- believing that the spoken word of a backwards name has the power to degrade and weaken a person.<ref>[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref>. In Chris's eyes, if he repeated the word again and again, everyone would turn against Trump and start voting for [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris had no sway over the election aside from his own vote.
</blockquote>

;point at your snout and oink
<blockquote>1. ''(verb phrase)'' Do something humiliating to yourself.

<blockquote>''You both want me to even Beg, you can go '''point at your own damn snouts and Oink''' like Eric Cartman, and then [[Rape]] yourselves with your own Damn [[Star Wars|Darth Maul]] [[Sex toys|Dual LightSabre]].''<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A reference to a scene in the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "{{w|Scott Tenorman Must Die}}", where Scott makes Eric Cartman embarass himself by singing a song about being a "little piggy". Chris said this to [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito]] upon failing to receive a cash bounty for destroying his own [[PlayStation 3]].
</blockquote>

;poke
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana.

<blockquote>''Anyway, eclectic! High on the hedge and high on the hog. You want some of this '''poke''', mon?<ref>[[CWC address to Royal Board]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended as a demonstration of what "Soni-Chew the Eclectic Heeedge Hog Poke Mon of London, England" would sound like. A coded reference to Pokémon, and may or may not be a play on the verb "toke".
</blockquote>

;[[Polyamorous marriage|polyamorous]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Polygamous.

<blockquote>''I go'' [sic] ''married to Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu last March, and then I married Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo last June. We all share a '''polyamorous''' relationship.''<ref>[[:File:Miss_Cherry_asks_Chris_about_his_marriages.png]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An etymologically malformed neologism from the 1970's for having multiple romantic or sexual relations at once, misapplied by Chris. </blockquote>

;prawns
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Subordinates or helpers, often those wittingly or unwittingly aiding a sinister character.

<blockquote>''You keep sending out your '''prawns''' to do your dirty work, you coward.''<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris almost certainly meant to type "pawns" here. </blockquote>

;[[Prickly-Wicklies|prickly-wicklies]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Punishments given for insulting or harming Chris.

<blockquote>''War gets you '''prickly-wicklies'''... as well as punches.''<ref>[[Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies#Possible origin]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refer to ''Fuzzy-Wuzzies''.

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#F|fuzzy-wuzzies]]

</blockquote>

;[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
[[Image:PVCCitizens.jpg|thumb]]
<blockquote>1. ''(backronym)'' The headquarters of several Sonichu villains.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: The name itself is a backronym of the college Chris attended, the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. After experiencing several mishaps throughout his college experience<ref>[[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of English]]</ref><ref>[[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of college]]</ref>, the dean giving him the cold hard truth about why his [[Love Quest]] is doomed to fail became the straw that broke the camel's back, and Chris thought it would be a smart idea to deface the college afterward in his comics.</blockquote>

;prowldent
<blockquote>1. ''(???)'' Unknown.

<blockquote>There's no quote to cite this from, just a logo in which Chris gives the name "Prowldent Virginia Community College" to [[PVCC]].<ref>[[:File:ProwldentVCC.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely combining connotations of "prowl" and "dent" (either to leave an indentation or [[fangs|teeth]]).
</blockquote>

;Pu Tuhs!
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Shut Up!

<blockquote>''SHE; my Ariel Starter was Female from the start, so '''Pu Tuhs!'''''<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Favorite Pokemon]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Shut up" backwards. Because it is backwards, Chris thinks it is more debasing than the normal version of the phrase.
</blockquote>

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== Q ==
|-
|

;q-sand
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Short for quarter sandwich (i.e. a quarter of a sandwich).

<blockquote>
''So, mom ignored her and ate the '''q-sand''' in front of her.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Appeared in an [[Jackie E-mails 31|e-mail]] sent to [[Jackie]] dated August 5, 2011. Most likely unnecessarily used as a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|way past cool]] abbreviation.
</blockquote>

;quarters
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An office space; headquarters.

<blockquote>''Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her '''quarters''' and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whenever Chris says that he's being brought to someone's office, he always refers to it as their "quarters", as if he was being brought to some kind of evil hideout. This could be to add unnecessary dramatic effect to his stories.

2. ''(noun, pl.)'' coins, no matter their origin or worth.

<blockquote>''Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C '''quarters''' and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change?''<ref>[[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The first time this word was used like this was in [[Sonichu 9]], where it is revealed that [[CWCville]] issues its currency in the form of "C-quarters" and "W-quarters". According to this issue, 10 C-quarters, make up a single W-quarter, which ultimately defeats the whole concept of the "quarter" coin. Despite being a part of the United States, CWC-ville still issues this strange form of currency, along with US dollars. Because of this, Chris likely decided to refer to his currency as "quarters" so that it could technically count as US currency.</blockquote>

;quite
<blockquote>1. ''(exclamation)'' A fancy replacement of the word "right" or "correct".

<blockquote>''Arthur: Magi-Chan, it's because of his-- you know, he wants to help all of his friends, and with his ability to contact them all simultaenously at the same time, it's an amazing ability to have.</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Chris: '''Quite''', he is the psychic type, after all.''<ref name=CatKnight>[[CatKnight Interview]]''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adverb)'' to the utmost or most absolute extent or degree; absolutely; completely.

<blockquote> ''Hm. Not enough to, uhh... Well, he knows quite-- he can see '''quite''' a bit far into the future, but although there are details of which you might not be able to see, a point or two.'' <ref name=CatKnight/></blockquote>

<blockquote>''For a hundred dollars? Th-that's, that's '''quite''', that's uh, it'd take more funds for me to, more funds than that for me to be able to acquire the material figures...''<ref name=CatKnight/></blockquote>

Origin: Chris infamously used this word, along with "indeed" ad nauseam in his interview with [[Arthur Spatchcock]], believing that doing so is essentially the same as speaking his language, British if you will.</blockquote>

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== R ==
|-
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;raincoat
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a condom.

<blockquote>''You ARE the woman...we gotta stop by [[Wal-Mart|Wall-Mall-Wart]] on the way for a "'''raincoat'''".''<ref>[[Sonichu 7 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "raincoat" is actually an archaic slang term for the word "condom".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat</ref> Given that Chris has been raised by two geezers his whole life, and that part of his childhood has consisted of [[Gilligan's Island|old TV shows]], Chris thought that people would understand what he meant when he states that his Mary Sues are having protected sex with a raincoat.</blockquote>

;[[random-access humor]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' non-sequitur.

<blockquote>''Punchy grew up in a dojo, where he perfected his punches. He is also full of '''random-access humor'''. He lost his tail in a brutal fight.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his brain is completely random, and it always spews out incoherent garbage. In his mind, this works in the same way a computer processes random-access memory.<ref name=FatherCall/>

</blockquote>

;rapier
[[File:ReldnahcTheRapier .jpg|thumb|Reldnahc the Rapier]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun, attributive)'' rapist, sexual assailant.

<blockquote>
''Now! My '''rapier''' friend, I would very much like you to get off me, please.''<ref>[[Sonichu 12]], [[:File:SchuComic12-1P60.jpg|page 60]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris-Chan Sonichu calls [[Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc#Fictional_biography|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] his "rapier friend" in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]] after Reldnahc tackles him to the ground in a suggestive pose and touches his chest, thus (in Chris's hyperbolic mind) "raping" him. As a double double entendre, he could also be using the externally attested definition, as an adjective meaning "witty",<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective</ref> and metaphorically referring to a kind of thin, sharp-pointed sword. This is incredibly unlikely due to Chris's basic understanding of the English language, and he most likely didn't know "rapist" is the term for one who rapes, not raper or rapier.
</blockquote>

;reality cartoon

<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' The universe.

<blockquote>
''Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a '''reality cartoon'''.''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris's life revolves mainly around [[Vidya]] and cartoons, it would make sense to him that the most believable explanation for the universe and everything in it is that it's all a cartoon. Likely related to Chris's known belief that [[Chris and reality#Fictional characters and media|all fiction actually exists in alternate universes]]. Chris's interactions with the [[Idea Guys]] made this idea seem even more plausible to him.
</blockquote>

;[[recycling]]

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' the act of one ingesting their own semen to preserve their sperm count.

<blockquote> I '''recycle''' my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do masturbate.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref> </blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having very little knowledge of how the male reproductive system works, thinks that men can run out of sperm from masturbating or orgasming too much. Fearing the loss of "potential children", Chris actually thinks that by ingesting the sperm back into his body, his sperm count will stay in balance, thus, he is "recycling" it.

</blockquote>

;[[Redemption Arc]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's alleged period of redemption.

<blockquote> I am in my '''Redemption Arc'''. Please be kind to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.<ref>[[:File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg]]</ref> </blockquote>

Origin: Named after the common trope found in fiction, where a villainous character atones for past actions.

</blockquote>

;reeb
[[Image:4centgarbagereeb.jpg|thumb|Glug! Glug! Glug!]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' beer or any other alcoholic beverage of the like.

<blockquote>''Then he glugs his '''reeb''', heh-heh, and then he conks out.''<ref>[[Sonichu 8 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, thinking he's so [[Slow-in-the-minds|clever]], decided to censor any mention of the word "beer" in his comics, by spelling the word backward.</blockquote>

;Resident-Evil refrigerator

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The refrigerator in the previous Chandler Household.

<blockquote>''Kitchen very much blocked off all over... with the '''Resident Evil refrigerator''' right there.''<ref>[[Tour of Chris's House II]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to the fridge as the "Resident Evil" kind, because in Japan, the game ''{{w|Resident Evil}}'' is known as ''Biohazard''. Considering the quality of the household, that name may very well fit the description of the fridge in the state it was in before filming the [[Tour of Chris's House II|Second House Tour]].</blockquote>

;[[Respectable Frames]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's aviator glasses.

<blockquote>''Grandmother Glasses? These are Respectable Frames I have picked out from Wal-Mart.''<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris defends the pedo-glasses]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in [[Mailbag 20]] in protest of a troll disrespectfully calling his glasses "grandmother glasses".</blockquote>

;romps in the hay

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' sexual intercourse

<blockquote>''This page, by the way, was drawn before last March, so stuff Has Happened since then, it is all good. Go ahead and Muck It Up in your heads, Trolls; I Am BiSexual, and I Laugh at your Jokes. (Awesome Romps in the hay with him, as well as Cryzel)''<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has used this term since at least 2018.
</blockquote>

;[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The female counterpart of the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]].</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Rosechu of CWCville, [[Rosechu]]. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the last name of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' character, Amy Rose, and "Raichu", the evolved form of a Pikachu.</blockquote>

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== S ==
|-
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;[[saga]]
<blockquote>1 ''(noun)'' An ongoing event within Chris's life.

<blockquote>''A Sonichu Special: CWC's Love Quest '''Saga'''''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris was actually the first to use the term "saga" as Christorians know it today, using it as such when describing his Love Quest on the cover of [[Sonichu 4]]. It wasn't until the Miyamota Saga when the term was used by Christorians to describe ongoing events in Chris's life as we know it.</blockquote>

;salty
<blockquote>1 ''(adjective)'' showing more maturity or coarseness than is expected, especially knowledge of [[honest]] topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]].

<blockquote>''Ah, but I am not the weak person they think I am; I am much, much '''saltier'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon a line from "Bowling Girls", ninth episode of ''[[Excel Saga]]'': "But I'm not the sweet little girl I was a few minutes ago! I'm much, much saltier now!" "Salty" in this context derives from naval lingo, since the most experienced sailors would have greater exposure to both the saltwater seas and worldly experiences.
</blockquote>

;[[Scale of Respect|scale of respect]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his respect for other people.

<blockquote>''I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my '''Scale of Respect''' each by 2 points''<ref>[[Scale of Respect]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, like most other autistics, tends to view the world based on numerical values due to their lack of understanding of certain abstract concepts such as respect. Because of this, Chris made his very own numerical scale to decide on who should be respected, compared to who shouldn't.</blockquote>

;seinor
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Misspelling of senior.

<blockquote>''A cool Junior or '''Seinor'''-Year student, and follow their example on asking others out''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An example of how the “i before e rule” escapes Chris.

</blockquote>

;self-epic
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' describing a situation which is epic, and at the same time related to Chris and his various clones.

<blockquote>''And I will square-off in the TRULY '''SELF-EPIC''' Battle between me, and my Dark Half.''<ref>[[An Important Update]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Chris and his Ego|Self-explanatory]].</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;self-masturbation
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Mass debating|masturbation]].

<blockquote>'''''Self-masturbation''' is really arduous and annoying.''<ref name=15min>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris decided to add the prefix "self-" to make it clear that he was stroking his own [[duck]], apparently unaware that use of said prefix is redundant (the term masturbation typically implies self-pleasure unless one specifies otherwise).</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;self-sexually active
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' in the habit of [[Mass debating|masturbating]].

<blockquote>''And Another Thing, yes, I will admit I was '''self-sexually active'''; WAS. You all turned me off of Sex LONG Before I even thought of coming out as Trans in ‘14.''<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A modification of "sexually active".</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;ship
[[File:Chillaxingcard.jpg|200px|thumb|An example of a "shipping".]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An act of two or more OCs interacting with or performing any given action towards one another, regardless of any romantic feelings.

<blockquote>''You must take a Pony card from the grid and reattach it elsewhere with this '''Ship'''. That card's power activates. At the end of the turn, until the Pony card attached with this '''Ship''' is discarded of removed from the grid, it gains the Keyword Villain.''<ref>[[:File:EpicOnlineBully.jpeg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An abbreviation of the word "relationship". Chris learned the term from the card game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]'', a My Little Pony fan game satirizing the popular internet trend of shipping. He used the game as another creative medium to sell items to fans, trolls, weens, and enablers.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;shitful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' hurtful; defamitory.

<blockquote>''And this is the last time I will ever say anything in response to your '''shitful''' and hurtful comments and hatred for Hate's Sake!''<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Shitful is a vulgar slang word, synonymous with words like "boat-load" or "truck-load". Chris may have seen the "shit" part of this word and assumed that it was a more profane version of "hateful". Disregarding its actual meaning, the word to Chris is used for situations that seem "shitty" to him.</blockquote>

;[[SLGBTQ]]

<blockquote>1. ''(acronym)'' an extended acronym for LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) which includes "straights" and "questioning people".

<blockquote>''Considering your logo there, Texas will be feeling more love from the '''SLGBTQ''' community; give us props and Love, Lone Star State.''<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Hurricane Harvey and SLGBT]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first used this acronym, he didn't explain what groups the "S" or "Q" were supposed to represent, making plenty of people confused. Eventually, Chris revealed that the "S" represents '''s'''traight and cis-gender people, while "Q" represents "'''q'''ueers" or "'''q'''uestioning people". Chris believes that if he included straight people into LGBT, then those particular people would feel more invited to join into the community. Considering the fact that gay people are minorities, adding the "S" to LGBT only defeats the entire purpose of identifying people as LGBT in the first place.</blockquote>

;[[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a mentally handicapped person

<blockquote>''And finally, after a hard "odd" day, he rides home on a bus, but unfortunately, it had a few "'''slow-in-the-minds'''" on it.''<ref name=AWeekWith>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: While the exact origin of the term is unknown, slow-in-the-minds was first used by Chris in a high school assignment.<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks#Help This Unborn Child]]</ref> "Slow-in-the-minds" works as a stand in for the less-socially-acceptable "retard", so it's possible that Chris created this CWC-ism in order to self-censor.

</blockquote>

;slow-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' mentally retarded

<blockquote>''As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look '''slow-minded'''; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest.''<ref>[[Chris emails 2007#February]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''OK, I can definitely name you a few reasons, like there was this one [stutters] …there was this one '''slow-minded''' individual named Tony. He was like as big as-he was as big and strong as an ox. He just kept on making all the moanings and noises and whatnot, and he sometimes even-even-a couple of times he even spat on me, and he even bopped me on the back of the head once or twice during the whole-during the whole time I knew him there.''<ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' stupid, but not quite retarded

<blockquote> ''I'll admit I have had some '''slow-minded''' moments. But I am certainly not totally retarded.''<ref>[[Father Call#Crossing the Naïve Line (1:46:21-1:52:36)]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!
[[Image:SNERGEN FLERGEN!.PNG|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A phrase one may shout out when asked for attendance.

<blockquote>'''''SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!'''''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic9P6.jpg]]</ref>
''-What?''

''Uh...here!''
</blockquote>

Origin: An obvious example of Chris's [[CWC-isms#R|random-access humor]]. This weird phrase appeared in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], when the cast was asked for their attendance during a [[CWC-isms#D|Dating Education]] class. When [[Wild Sonichu]] was asked for his attendance, he blurted out this phrase as Chris's many attempts to be funny in his comics. Given Chris's childish sense of humor, it would make a whole lot of sense for him to include a character randomly blurt out a nonsensical phrase out of nowhere.</blockquote>

;snooze cruise
<blockquote>1. a long period of slumber

<blockquote> ''Next, he had Trigonometry...I'd hate to be Christian when his nerves kicked into action after waking up from a "notey" '''snooze cruise''', but I was.''<ref name=AWeekWith/></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]'', in the Super Sonic's Story cutscenes, after Sonic gets woken up by Tails: "I was on a snooze cruise, I guess!"

</blockquote>

;somecummpentydifferent
<blockquote>1. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce a change in subject.

<blockquote>''Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for '''somecummpentydifferent''' — a bunch of good pushups!''<ref>[[Getting Foam Ed]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce use of [[random-access humor]].

<blockquote>''And now for '''somecummpentydifferent'''. BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, Greeg, why is people running away.''<ref>[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different ''from''.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is trying to say "And now for something completely different" like John Cleese does on [[Monty Python]]. Suffice to say Cleese's ability to say three multisyllabic words in rapid succession exceeds that of Chris.</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|somkey]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' The quality of having smoked recreationally, be it tobacco, marijuana, or some other substance.

<blockquote>''Thank our mayor, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler that CWCville is a clean city; nobody has to go home drunk or '''somkey'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A simple corruption of the word 'Smokey', used by [[Jamsta Sonichu]] and [[Lolisa Rosechu]] during their report on [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|Spring Break, 2008!]].
</blockquote>

;[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]
<blockquote>1. (noun) The male counterpart of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Sonichu of CWCville, Sonichu. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the name of the titular character of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', Sonic, and "Pikachu".</blockquote>

;soo
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Very, Very much.

<blockquote>''Dear Blanca, I am '''soo''' happy that you were revealed as my True, Honest Sweetheart-To-Be''<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In writing, Chris often adds extra o's to the word "so" to prolong the "o" sound and show added emphasis. This has the (unintentional?) effect of mimicking the speech patterns of a Valley Girl or an effeminate homosexual. However, where most people would add two or more o's, (e.g., "I love you sooo much!"), Chris frequently only adds one, resulting in "soo," which makes the word look like it's supposed to be pronounced "sue".

This may originate from pamphlets published by [http://www.channing-bete.com/ Channing Bete], [[Autism|short and uninformative]] self-help pamphlets often handed out at churches, the last page of which often feature a summary headlined by "Soo…" Given his distrust of help from anyone other than [[Rocky]], it is not entirely impossible that Chris has read Channing Bete pamphlets occasionally.

This is one of many recurring jokes in the [[Sonichu Audiobooks]] in which the narrator pronounces words like "soo" as they are literally spelled, instead of how Chris intended them to be read.
</blockquote>

;soul-bonding
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Sexual intercourse as a means of purifying someone.

<blockquote>What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara's health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Coddling, Talking, and Supportive '''Soul Bonding''' to mainly Extend her Life, personally by Divine Intervention.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has somehow come under the delusion that having sex with his mother would "purify" her, and extend her lifetime, all through the act of bonding each other's souls.

</blockquote>

;soup beds
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Homeless shelter with beds

<blockquote>'' I mean, we have soup kitchens and we have '''soup beds'''. We should really combine the two into SOUP HOTELS!''<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris tries to distill his "soup hotel" idea into its two components, but he mangles one of them by retaining the "soup" prefix.
</blockquote>

;sourdough region
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The crotch area

<blockquote>''Its weak point is still the '''sourdough region''', but it would take FIVE KICKS to get to it''<ref>[[Sonichu 4 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In his Sonichu comics, Chris has decided to make the main weakness of the jerkops their crotch. The weakest of the jerkops take only one kick to be taken down, while higher-ranking jerkops like [[Jerkhief]], take five. The reason why Chris refers to this spot as the "sourdough region" is unknown, but most of his other CWC-isms already tend to sound so nonsensical to begin with, it barely even matters.</blockquote>

;spike on one's shoulder
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' refers to the act of holding grievances towards someone.

<blockquote>''There was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he had a '''spike on his shoulder''' against me.''<ref>[[Father Call#The Shit Hits the Fan (33:24-39:17)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A confusion with the phrase "chip on one's shoulder".</blockquote>

;spot
<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' A small amount.

<blockquote>''the recent 43.98 purchase was actually a ''spot'' of Wheeling and Dealing I did; I actually spent less to make a profit.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris likes to retardedly incorporate British English into his sentences when he has the chance, possibly to sound more classy than he actually is. The phrase "A spot of X" is a British English idiom referring to a small amount of something.</blockquote>

;sticky dream
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A wet dream

<blockquote>''After falling back asleep Chris had a "'''sticky dream'''."''<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris claims that a "wet dream" actually refers to wetting one's bed as opposed to nocturnal emission.
</blockquote>

;straight path
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The quality of being heterosexual and cisgender

<blockquote>''And, besides, if you stray away from the '''straight path''', it can really jeopardize the entire future of the world and the human race.<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had an intense fear of "falling off the straight path". When he states this, he is essentially referring to being on the path to straightness, in the same way a normal person would refer to someone being on the path to success. Chris also had this unrealistic idea that being in contact with gay men would suddenly make him gay too, making him fall off the path. Possibly also an allusion to the phrase "straight and narrow" and/or the Biblical passage Matthew 7:14: "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;[[Sub-Episodes|sub-episode]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The side stories in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: A result of Chris's use of [[Chris and English#Television jargon|television jargon]] in his comics.</blockquote>

;sumbah
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Minced oath for "son of a bitch."

<blockquote>''Yo, Christian, thanks for saving my sister from that crazy '''sumbah'''''<ref>[[Sonichu Special 4]], page K-4</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Probably based upon "sumbitch."
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetbolt|sweetbolt]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pet name used by [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Ahh..that salad was great! What's wrong '''sweetbolt'''?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' A sweetheart.

<blockquote>''I understand, and I will NEVER put it against you. Yes, as your '''SweetBolt'''. :)?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first worked on his Sonichu comics, he tried to incorporate as many references to electricity as he can to match with the Pikachu part of the titular character. A portmanteau of the CWC-ism "sweetheart" and "bolt".
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart|sweetheart]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A potential lover.

<blockquote>''Oh, gee, I'm sorry Bionic, but back then I was na- I was naive on dating and all that, so I just didn't think of it at the time. But if you a '''sweetheart''', Meg has created quite a few foxy characters. If she's cool with it, you could go out with one of them.''<ref>[[Sonichu 6 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Another cutesy pet name given to candidates of his Love Quest.</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An ideal sweetheart beyond the friend zone.

<blockquote>''For days to weeks to months to years, I Felt So Lonesome and Incomplete. But I didn't STOP! In the name of Love, and the fact that there had to be a Boyfriend-Free Girl out there, somewhere, for me to get to know, grow a strong companionship with and make into a '''Sweetheart from the Ground-Up''', so in later years, after the inevitability of my parents leaving me, I WON'T BE ALONE. And I can eventually realize my dream of being a good husband, and father of a pretty girl named Crystal.''<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: As stated, Chris intended to use this weird phrase to indicate that he wants an ideal gal-pal well beyond the friend zone. Chris thought this phrase sounded so clever that he used it constantly.</blockquote>
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== T ==
|-
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;teenages

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The 13-19 age group; teenage years.

<blockquote>''Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all '''teenages''', as well as the, uh, gals.''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's [[Future Message]], he attempts to talk down to just about every age group. In order to do this, he starts his video off with the quote above. Chris clearly couldn't think of a way to refer to teenagers, so he decided to refer to such people by "teenages". A butchering of "people of all ages".</blockquote>

;teir
[[File:Teir.png|thumb|200|Chris spelling tier wrong.]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Misspelling of tier.

<blockquote>''$1 '''Teir'''''<ref>[[Patreon]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Yet another example of how Chris is unaware of “i before e”. In a June 2019 update, he managed to spell tier wrong throughout multiple descriptions, despite the correctly-spelled word being visible right on the page.</blockquote>

;telekinesis

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Telepathy, i.e. communication through long distances, usually via psychic or supernatural means.

<blockquote>''I’ve been communicating with her through '''telekinesis''', and she sounded very lonesome.''<ref>[[Silvana]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas tele'''kine'''sis means ''moving'' objects from a distance with psychic powers (c.f. ''[[wikipedia:kinetic energy|kinetic]]''), Chris has never used the term properly. [[Magi-Chan|Psychic]] [[Silvana|characters]] in the [[comic]] have both powers of telekinesis and telepathy, but Chris has only used the former to refer to both.
</blockquote>

;Temple

<blockquote>1. [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]].
<blockquote>''Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine Kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the '''Temple'''.''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In [[2019]] Chris designated his house as the "Temple of CWC Sonichu" due to his growing [[Messiah complex]].
</blockquote>

;That was a straw that sold the blade to the executioner

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' That was the final straw.

<blockquote>''And on top of that, literally doxing someone on [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi]], because someone has a hold over [[Bismuth|Naught]] to the point of him having to feel very insecure about himself. And the topper, in my eyes, one of y'all sent threats to [[Praetor|Anni]]. Fortunately, she completely missed and overlooked that memo in her inbox. '''That was a straw that sold the blade to the executioner'''.''<ref>[[MKR DMs]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used the phrase in listing his grievances against some members of the [[Watchmen]].
</blockquote>

;theoretical ex

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' One of the trolls who posed as a potential love interest for Chris during the classic period of trolling, between 2008 and 2011; a catfish, generally-speaking.

<blockquote>''Yeah, it’s like, you know, even when I try to make a new relationship, uh, especially among the '''theoretical rex-, exes''' I had, I still could not tell which was which…''<ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript#Chris's history with the trolls]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris started calling the trolls who pretended to be his girlfriends during the classic era "theoretical exes" around the time of his date with [[Catherine|Catie]]. When pressed by Cousin Al as to what he meant, he cited that people may not always be who they say they are on the Internet.
</blockquote>

;This Viral Event

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The worldwide Coronavirus ([[COVID-19]], SARS-CoV-2) outbreak in early [[2020]], which began in [[China]] on New Year's Eve [[2019]] and has since become the most severe pandemic since the Spanish flu of 1918. Regarded by Chris as a trivial excuse to cancel a perfectly good ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention.

<blockquote>''The Bottom Line is that '''This Viral Event''' is actually a better step in our own developments and evolution, as well as a deity-level test to sort out the weak from the moderate and strong of mental and soulful intervals, and nothing else.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's [[Chris and religion|theodicy]] assigns any misfortune in the world to the Dimensional Merge. As the disease's spread has caused many governments to forbid large gatherings as a sanitary measure, it has become a [[Chris and His Ego|personal inconvenience to Chris]]. He believes that the pandemic will soon be stopped by [[OC|fictional characters]]' efforts,<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of dimensional merge]]</ref> making it nothing but a transient event.</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|tobacky]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' tobacco or tobacco products

<blockquote>''If I could, I would take every last ounce of '''tobacky''', put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon.''<ref name=FutureMessage/></blockquote>

Origin: American English slang, used by Chandlers since 1856,<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tobacky#English</ref> and for [[random access humor]] since 1928.<ref>[http://www.uwosh.edu/home_pages/faculty_staff/earns/song.html Back in Nagasaki Where the Fellers Chew Tobaccy]</ref> Chris hates the act of smoking cigarettes so much that even uttering the word "tobacco" makes him feel uncomfortable, so Chris uses this as a retarded {{w|minced oath}}.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref></blockquote>

;tom-tom
[[File:Duck Pounding Some Tom-Tom.jpeg|thumb|A duck pounding some tom-tom real hard]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia.

<blockquote>''MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR '''TOM-TOM''' TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from the short Adult Swim music video, ''Pound my Tom-Tom'', which served as the intro to the cartoon, ''Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil''.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow</ref> Considering Chris barely understands anything adult, the fact that this was meant to be a bad euphemism, which the character, Lucy, used to avoid directly mentioning her vagina, flew over his head.</blockquote>

;[[Tomgirl Pictures|tomgirl]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A femboy, which is a person who identifies as male though still cross dresses.

<blockquote>''I am '''Tomgirl'''.''<ref>[[:File:I_am_tomgirl.jpg|PSN comment as of 6 April 2011]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: analogous to "tomboy", i.e. a girl who likes boy-stuff.

</blockquote>

;too many crooks

<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of dissatisfaction with an overabundance of evildoers.

<blockquote>''Well, call it--this was "too many crooks." '''Too many crooks!''' Too many crooks! And that ED page is one of those crooks.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon the idiom, "too many cooks spoil the broth." Although that idiom means something, this is just an incomplete sentence.
</blockquote>

;took my idea for a fall

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Refers to ruining Chris's [[Love Quest]] plans.

<blockquote>''I am very mad and upset, because that JERK took my idea for a fall, just like that XXXXX at PVCC did!''<ref>[[CWC%27s Diary#2004]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this in his poem [[Saddest Heart in the World]] as well as a 2004 diary entry. Appears to be a mangling of "took me for a fool."</blockquote>

;[[Toxic Trio]]

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A combined name for the Watchmen [[Naught]], [[Kyle]], and [[MKRNightVee]]

<blockquote>''Hey, @everyone. For starters, in light of the recent events @Neko has been through, and the light shedding on the toxic trio, an announcement with care for now:
To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regard to us of 1218.''<ref>[[:File:TheKnights1stLayer-26Jun21 - Chris intro.png]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used by Chris when he joined The WCT's [[Knights of CWC]] Discord server after WCT convinced him to distance himself from the "trio".</blockquote>

;triage

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' ménage à trois; a romantic relationship between three people.

<blockquote>''Magi-Chan Sonichu, Silvana Rosechu & Mewtwo / A Loving '''Triage'''''<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts‎‎#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A corruption or misspelling of "triad", possibly influenced by the ending of "ménage". "[[wikipedia:Triage|Triage]]" is a real word with a completely different meaning and unrelated etymology.
</blockquote>

;trollin' stupid

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Very stupid, in a manner pertaining to trolling.

<blockquote>''Because that's what you deserve, you God damn womanizing raping... '''trollin' stupid''' pickle suited... nigger!''<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to have coined this phrase for his [[CWC "Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]] lyrics with "trollin'" serving as an intensifier along the lines of "fucking."
</blockquote>

;true and honest

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' something [[Honest content|honest]].

<blockquote>''I like sharing my honest feelings with other people because they're good feelings, most of the time. And more importantly they are '''true and honest''' feelings. SO THERE.''<ref>[[For Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris first used the adjective with reference to his love for [[PandaHalo]], and the adjective was often used by [[Liquid Chris]].
</blockquote>
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== U ==
|-
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;ugly growth

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to refer to his own penis negatively.

<blockquote>''"Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the '''Ugly Growth''' Up Mine!"''<ref>[[Colin Chat 2]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Un-clit|un-clit]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A piercing Chris got on his perrinium as an immitation clitoris.

<blockquote>''It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my '''un-clit'''.''<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: During his Tomgirl years, Chris was, and still is, very desperate to gain female body traits such as bigger breasts, wider hips, a fully functioning vagina, etc. In order to get a part of the work done, Chris got a piercing on his taint as a sort of pseudo-clitoris, showing more of Chris's limited knowledge of female anatomy. </blockquote>

;uncouth
[[File:Uncouth Twat.png|thumb|Most uncouth!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' unlikeable, lacking good manners.

<blockquote>''And, by the way, among which, You give the Males a Most Terrible and Horrible Name in your behavior. Most '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Trump is most Immature, '''Uncouth''', and Not Valid to be president.''<ref>[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I felt it appropriate to change my profile photo back to the filtered one for what happened in France the while back with due respect of the continuing of Trump's most drastic and '''uncouth''' actions in office.''<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''You, sir, are '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>[[April 2017 tweets#Trump, you mocked the mentally-challenged]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''All of you are nothing but immature, borish, '''uncouth''', and damned Neanderthals.''<ref>[[Sonic Boom Protests#Chris Rages On]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Not Sexual Fantasy; Friendships, You '''Uncouth''' Cad. Hmpf!''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Unleashing his inner Brit]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And as it Had been My fault on that #NationalGirlfriendTweet that started the whole mess, that was Why I chose whole-heartedly to Harass Me instead of Doopie or Anyone Else who was being harassed with the mis-content from Years Ago from me taken Out Of Context, Mind you, because Harassing Anyone at Anyone else’s Expense is Just Plain Wrong, Bullying, and '''Uncouth'''!''<ref>[[October 2017 tweets]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''And it was ignored by you that Talulah Bankhead coined the term for Tabitha, you '''Uncouth''' Twat.''<ref>[[August_2017_tweets#Tabitha addresses CWC flame war]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I agree it is shameful of these people to have accounts just to haze at me and all others, Soo '''uncouth'''.''<ref>[[NightStar2891 tweets#Twitter spam for Tabitha]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You '''Uncouth''' Cads!''<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Still missing Quinn]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As demonstrated, Chris uses this word way more than any 21st-century [[American]] would. It is often speculated that Chris picked up this word from an ''MLP'' episode, where Applebloom and Applejack are talking about what the word "uncouth" means.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SrQ-Oz1k4</ref> Seeing how this conversation alone is somehow a staple in the Brony subculture, and how Chris is one of those Bronies who sees more [[Night_Star#Chris_spills_the_beans|meaning]] in the show than it actually possesses, Chris likely picked up this term due to how foreign and smart it sounded to him.

Chris is also notorious for his use of British English whenever he tries to make it seem he knows what he's talking about. It is also fairly likely Chris may have adapted this word solely because he thinks British English words will make him sound smarter.
</blockquote>

;[[UNGA-WUNGA]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A sexual chant from the [[Cherokian Clan]].
<blockquote>''There is no quote to directly cite the use of this CWC-ism. This CWC-ism was used in one of Chris's art pieces appropriately named "UNGA-WUNGA"''</blockquote>
Origin: Comes from a horrifying art piece Chris drew of himself banging [[Jackie]] against a tree while a group of Cherokians masturbate to their orgy.<ref>[[:File:Unga_Wunga_Time.jpg]] (NSFW)</ref> As for the questionably racist phrase itself, Chris simply stated that it was "just a random phrase I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref></blockquote>

;unto
<blockquote>1. ''(preposition)'' Archaic or poetic form of the word "to".

<blockquote>''Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully '''unto''' you, Julie.''<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''I am very devastated, due to my SHATTERED HEART that [[Mary Lee Walsh|XXXXX]] caused '''unto''' me!''</blockquote>

Origin: Another one of Chris's autistic ways of sounding smart, possibly in imitation of the Bible. (c.f. ''[[Chris and hypocrisy|Do unto others...]]''). Chris uses this form more frequently than most English speakers of the 21st century should, even when it sounds unwieldy.
</blockquote>
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== V ==
|-
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;vaginatables

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia

<blockquote>''There is no quote to cite the use of this CWC-ism. Chris used this CWC-ism in an e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com".''</blockquote>

Origin: A strange hybrid of the words "vagina" and "vegetables", purely for Random-Access Humor.</blockquote>

;vege-marmite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Vegemite

<blockquote>''Certainly not a '''vege-marmite''' sanwich. Lol''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A retarded pun made by Chris to state his distaste for veggie marmite. Coincidentally, vegemite is essentially marmite, yeast extract from brewing beer turned into a pungent, salty paste, with vegetables and spices added in.<ref>{{w|Vegemite}}</ref></blockquote>

;vestite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A transvestite person.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and '''Vestites'''; ID as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref name=Vestites/></blockquote>

Origin: In the above post, Chris intended to write the words "transgender" and "transvestite" in the same sentence without duplicating the trans suffix. He did so by adding a space between the prefix and the respective endings. It is worth mentioning that "Vestite" is a word in Latin, and simply refers to being clothed, without any connotations regarding cross-dressing.</blockquote>

;[[Virgin with Rage|virgin with rage]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An individual who is sexually frustrated

<blockquote>''Tell me why
I'm stuck as a '''virgin with rage'''!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"''<ref>[[So Need a Cute Girl]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The idea of being a virgin and not having a sweetheart was something that greatly upsetted Chris. He would throw tantrums after losing a potential sweetheart, and thus missing out on an opportunity to lose his virginity.</blockquote>

;[[Virginia is for virgins]]

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase that pushes the idea that the citizens of Virginia won't allow Chris to get a girlfriend solely due to his autism.

<blockquote>"'''VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS''', NOT LOVERS!"<ref name=CurrentDays/></blockquote>

Origin: An intentional butchering of the phrase "Virginia is for Lovers". His belief that the state of Virginia is behind some kind of conspiracy to prevent him from finding true love has started since attending [[PVCC]]. While there, Chris has gotten himself putting up Attraction Signs, loitering with said signs on campus, and even creating a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter series]] in order to attract potential sweethearts. Seeing how all of this violated the school's rules and policies, he was sent directly to the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]] in order for her to straighten him out.<ref>[[Virginia is for Virgins#Origins]]</ref> Of course, Chris took this to be another instance of him being discriminated, solely for being autistic. This, coupled with the fact that he's already failed on several occasions to actually get to date any of his his female friends in high school, reinforced this belief. </blockquote>

;VOTES FOR WOMEN!
[[Image:Ss03.jpg|thumb|Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase shouted in protest of pictures depicting women with penises.

<blockquote>'''''VOTES FOR WOMEN''', STEP IN TIME! VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME! NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME, VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME!''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P52.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a sash Mrs. Banks, a character from [[Mary Poppins]], had worn. Chris clearly took this banner to simply refer to any kind of mistreatment towards women, rather than the fairly obvious implication that she's actually fighting for the right to vote.</blockquote>

<blockquote>''See Also'': [[CWC-isms#W|Women's Rights]]
</blockquote>

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== W ==
|-
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;Walter Grisby
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A man's name often employed in acts of random-access humor.

<blockquote>''"Is this '''Walter Grisby'''? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what? DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"''<ref>[[Random-access humor]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The retconned name of the character formerly known as [[Wes Iseli]].

Origin: Unknown; thought by some to be a reference to the Cartoon Network show ''Ed, Edd n Eddy''. A character in the PC game ''The Sims 3'' goes by the name of Walter Grisby, but the game's release post-dates Chris's first uses of the term by some years.
</blockquote>

; Warroir of Love
[[Image:WarriorOfLove.jpg|thumb|300px|History's greatest warroirs.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an advocate for spreading love and peace.

<blockquote>''"People! You do not understand! By Not blocking the Trolls, you are Promoting Hatred; They don't always side with Love. I Am '''Warroir of Love'''."''<ref>[[BlockTheTrolls#Campaign]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misspelling of the word "warrior". Chris considers himself a "warrior of love" because he believes that he is the [[Chris and kindness|voice of kindness]]. Most likely derived from the derogatory term "Social Justice Warrior", a term used for individuals who advocate for social justice and equality.
</blockquote>

; water on the rocks
[[File:Water and Dasani.jpeg|thumb|200px|Literally a drink on the rocks.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' water poured over Chris's [[magic stones]] for drinking.

<blockquote>''#DrinkWater; Filtered or Bottled, preferred; Quartz, Rose Quartz, or Amethyst optional to enjoy it '''on the rocks''' (held in place with aluminum wire).''<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#watch anime to kill coronavirus]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''staying hydrated with more than 101.4 ounces of filtered '''water on the rocks''' within a #Glacce bottle''<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#GFuel and meditation]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In accordance with his [[Magical thinking|New Age]] beliefs, Chris purchased a Glacce water bottle for $80+, which features a crystal display set inside. He later placed one of his [[magic stones]] into it, crudely held in by aluminum wire, and refers to drinking from the bottle as "water on the rocks."
</blockquote>

;well-breasted
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Having large breasts.

<blockquote>''And her image dawned upon me in my imagination, starting out as the '''well-breasted''' pink electric-hedgehog (Pok'emon) with the long Raichu-like tail, I drew her outfit onto her in red and Battery-Charged Blue.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Rosechu|CWCipedia article on Rosechu}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusion between "well-endowed" and "large-breasted".

</blockquote>

;witching hours
<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' The time between midnight and 4 AM that Chris cannot fall asleep during.

<blockquote>'' I know that I'm gonna be more effective with the '''witching hours''' during the night once again, whether I'm asleep or not, okay.<ref>[[Animated Everfree Message]]</ref>
</blockquote>
Origin: May have been picked up from Chris's increasing interest in the [[Magical thinking|occult]]. Generally, the phrase refers to the midnight hours, with the term being inspired by the ancient belief that supernatural events, like witches, demons, and ghosts, are at their most powerful at midnight. Chris adopted the phrase in reference to his [[Biological clock|unusual sleep schedule]].

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#B|biological clock]]
</blockquote>

;Woahly
<blockquote> 1. ''(interjection)'' Expression indicating surprise.
<blockquote>'' Who is it Rosey? The Stew's almost ready and I... '''Woahly'''..!''<ref>[[:File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p11.png]]</ref>
</blockquote>
Origin: Portmanteau of "woah" and "holy... (as in the beginning of saying holy shit)," found in [[Sonichu 15]].
</blockquote>

;woman up
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' The female equivalent of manning up.

<blockquote>''Fellow autistic people! I encourage you to man and '''woman up''' [Subtitle: "It is Socializing In Real Life or Dust!"] respectively! Go out into the real world, and make real friends with full, great quality friendships! Do it now!''</blockquote>

Origin: Used in the second part of Chris’s Autism Tutorial, where he insultingly attempts to rally up all autistic people (regardless of their functionality) to form proper friendships, all while missing the point of “manning up”.
</blockquote>

;[[Women's rights]] (or Women's Lib)
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Any kind of behavior towards women that does not involve abusing them physically or mentally.

<blockquote>''Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the '''Women's Rights''', For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.''<ref>[[Other documents]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The right for women to not be depicted with a [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]].

<blockquote>''FOR OUR '''RIGHTS AS WOMEN''' AMONG ALL PEOPLE, I WILL OVERPOWER THOSE SLANDEROUS JERKS!!!''<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P58.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' The act of women protesting by stripping down naked.

<blockquote>''Well, once we get our centerfolds shot and uploaded, hopefully those bastards will see and admire our beautiful lights.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Yeah, and if nothing else, we can still have a lot of fun trying.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''With our lord's support in our peaceful protest, we can win this fight.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Victory for '''Women's Lib'''''.<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P51.jpg]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of sexism is botched up beyond belief. His zeal towards the rights of women is believed to have originated from watching the 1964 Disney film, Mary Poppins. He was particularly influenced by Mrs. Banks, who has expressed distaste for unequal treatment for women in 1910 London. As to be expected, Chris missed the point of this part of her character, and instead used this in order to justify his treatment towards the women he meets. Chris also believed that the term "sexism" only applies to forms of violence against women, and not necessarily representing in a condescending manner.

</blockquote>

;wooden nickel
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Acoustic guitar.

<blockquote>''I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old '''Wooden Nickel'''; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In real life, a wooden nickel is a now defunct form of currency used during the Great Depression. His use probably refers to the phrase "don't take any wooden nickels" - that is, he is calling the acoustic guitar a semi-worthless imitation of his Guitar Hero controller.
</blockquote>

;worse
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Severely; extremely, in an adverse manner

<blockquote>''IMHO, having Seinor Citizens for Parents throughout your whole life is no picnic; they are '''WORSE''' Overprotective.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;worst mud, muck and bodily fluids

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Mud, among [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|other disgusting things]].

<blockquote>''The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids.''<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: First used by Chris in a June 2012 Facebook post ranting about that damn [[Michael Snyder]]. Refers to having his good name or reputation dragged through the mud, with "bodily fluids" added in an attempt to garner sympathy.
</blockquote>

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;wrath
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Great [[Chris and anger|anger]] or rage. Considered one of the [[Chris and religion|Seven Deadly Sins]].

<blockquote>''Apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise SHE DID NOT REALIZE THE FURY OF MY '''WRATH'''''<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Strength sufficient to lift an office chair.

<blockquote>''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY '''WRATH'''!!''<ref>[[Power]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>
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==X==
|-
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;X2-checking
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Double Checking
<blockquote>''Just '''X2-checking''' if you got the drawing I left you.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-35#post-2511049]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Comes from x2 meaning times two, which means double to Chris.</blockquote>

;XXX-tended
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Sexually explicit
<blockquote>''ESPECIALLY WITH ALL OF THE TRUTH BOMBS AND ROSEY ROSECHU's POST-INTERSEX-TO-FEMALE TRANSITION AND OPERATION NUDES IN THE '''XXX-TENDED''' CONTROVERSIAL VERSION OF MY BOOK NUMBER EIGHT IN 2008!''<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>
;XXXXX
<blockquote>1. ''(noun, censorship)'' censorship of the word "bitch"
<blockquote>''Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM VERY ANGRY AT THAT '''XXXXX'''!''<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Chris's only instance of this peculiar censorship is in his [[diary]]. In it, Chris repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "XXXXX", clearly as a censorship of the word "bitch". Why Chris chose to replace all of the letters in the word with the capital letter "X", instead of using asterisks remains a mystery.</blockquote>

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== Y ==

</blockquote>
|-
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;y'all should know me by now
|-
|<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction to complete strangers.

<blockquote>'''''Y'all should know me by now''', but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, back on March 17th, 2000.''<ref name=csm/></blockquote>
Origin: His second message on YouTube, addressed to the ED trolls. He would use it several more times after this, possibly making this into his tagline. The introduction is made under the assumption that Chris is [[Chris and his Ego|already well-known]]. May have been partially derived from ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'', where a character similarly begins a speech by saying, "You all know me."
</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;yea and merrily
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used to open videos where Chris is feeling [[Messiah complex|messianic]].

<blockquote>'''''Yea and merrily''' to everyone. Welcome to this.''<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Hey everybody! '''Yea and merrily'''.''<ref>[[Simple Existential Q&A]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A stupid play on "yea, verily", an antiquated phrase meaning "yes, truly", often assumed to have been said by Jesus in the {{w|King James Version}} of the Bible. Although the word "verily" is often used by Jesus in the King James Version, the phrase "yea, verily" never actually appears anywhere in the King James Bible. It does, however, appear in the {{w|Book of Mormon}}.
</blockquote>

;You don't rape a hamster!
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase condeming the raping of women kept as sex slaves, but apologizing for acussing someone of doing so.

<blockquote> ''It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. '''You don't rape a hamster!'''''<ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the video [[I am Alive]], where Chris dispels "rumors" that were being propogated by trolls who were vandalizing the CWCipedia. In the video, he apologizes to [[Alec Benson Leary]] for misunderstandings about [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|acussing him of keeping women in his basement]], comparing them to hamsters.</blockquote>

;young at heart

<blockquote>1. ''(noun, attributive)'' An individual with childlike characteristics; a childish person.

<blockquote>''Hello Nintendo! Welcome to my Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston Chandler. I live in Ruckersville, Virginia and I is [sic] 21 years old and I play because I am '''young at heart'''. So anyway we are going to take a tour of my ci-ty...in Animal Crossing.''<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I am '''Young at Heart'''; a concept I have kept within myself since childhood.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''We, the '''Young at heart''' stand alongside our Liked and Cared others.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris more often than not advertises his childish nature as being "young at heart". As if this was a more positive quality of himself, he even goes as far as using this as a reason for girls to fall in love with him in his [[attraction signs]]. This is because Chris can't tell the difference between being a child at heart and being childish. In his mind, people who are considered "childish" actually lead a happier and more exciting life, since he believes that childlike people are more willing to show off their [[kindness]] and are generally more eccentric. In reality, adults who are "young at heart" generally have a somewhat innocent outlook of life and are generally interested in things considered suitable for children, yet understand their responsibilities as adults, something which Chris has failed to do since graduating [[High School]].
</blockquote>
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;zap to the extreme
[[Image:ZapToTheExtreme.png|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Go out and be brave.

<blockquote>''Go! Sonichu! Go out and '''zap to the extreme'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''Now everyone stay green and go out and '''zap to the extr-r-r-r-r-eme'''. Have a lovely day.''<ref>[[A New, Fun Trick]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase is first used on the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], where Chris's self-insert tells Sonichu to "zap to the extreme" as if Chris and Sonichu were in a bona fide [[Pokémon]] tournament. Chris would then end up using this phrase time and again, usually completely out of context of its original meaning.
</blockquote>

;zapbud
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A fictitious flower found in the ''Sonichu'' canon; Rosechu's favorite flower.

<blockquote>''Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, though a '''Zapbud''' is the flower that heals your woes.''<ref name=OdeToRosechu/></blockquote>

Origin: Essentially the result of Chris attempting to create a mythology around his ''Sonichu'' comics, he created some of his own flora as well. Because "zapping" was a very common theme in the earlier issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris thought about naming his flora after this one theme. The term has ironically become popular with trolls and enablers, where they name made-up characters and places after it.</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Yes, my blossoming '''zapbud'''. That's why we are here.''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In this context, the term is used the same way a female lover may be compared to a flower. This was clearly an attempt to make the flora have a greater significance by making it sound like something beautiful.
</blockquote>

;zombie-like

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' To be riddled with dementia.

<blockquote>''Also, Barb is literally a Zombie-Like Living Body with little remaining of Barbara (her Soul) within her anymore; that living body is Running on Fumes at this point. She CAN NOT Drive anymore, regardless of Van loss; she has the fridgid mental activity and physical ability like a scared deer in headlights nearly ALL the time since even before June, 2021.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022|Jail Letter]] where Chris seems to imply that during his affair with his mother, she might have been declining mentally.
</blockquote>

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Redemption Arc

2026-02-15T00:51:30Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Times that Chris Had Claimed to Have "Redeemed" Himself */

{{quote|I am in my Redemption Arc. Please be kind to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.|What Chris wrote on a business card before getting kicked out of [[HarmonyCon]] and shouting at random people.}}
{{quote|Everyone, I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets.
I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk. ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, promising he won't be a [[JERKS|jerk]] again.<ref>[[August 2025 social media posts#Jerk Retirement]]</ref>}}
[[File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg|thumb|300px]]
In fiction, a character, usually a villainous one, goes through a "'''redemption arc'''" when they go through a significant change to atone for their past actions. Outside of fiction, a real-life "redemption arc" involves a deliberate, continuous shift from destructive, immoral actions toward personal growth.

Chris, infamous for being all talk and no bite, will, from time to time, claim that he has learned his lesson, make promises that he will never repeat the actions again, and state that he should not face the consequences of his actions because of it.

==Times that Chris Had Claimed to Have "Redeemed" Himself==

*On 19 [[May 2025]], Chris uploaded a video on YouTube titled [[Grounded Deep Response]].
*On 9 [[August 2025]], Chris stated on [[Twitter]] that he realized how much of a jerk he's been throughout his Internet career, claiming that he deserved to get trolled and harassed because of it. Following that, he made the bold claim that he will "never" be a jerk again.
*On 13 [[February 2026]], Chris had attempted to attend [[HarmonyCon]] in disguise. Seeing how Chris got banned from many previous brony conventions due to a rather [[Affair with Mother|horrifying turn of events]], he created a business card, which he likely intended to leave in case anyone saw him. Outside of him telling the people at the event to "Touch Grass", when people figured out he was at the event, he was kicked out of the convention. As he was getting kicked out, Chris was recorded shouting at people.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and hypocrisy]]
*[[Chris and introspection]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

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Business card

2026-02-15T00:48:14Z

PsychoNerd054: /* 2020s */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|When I asked if it was really him he just said “no comment” and avoided eye contact, but that’s not all.
He then opened his wallet and slid me, and I am not making this up, a BUSINESS CARD with a picture of his [[Mii]] on it and every imaginable social network contact, email, etc, as well as a 3DS friend code handwritten on the back. He quietly said “if you have a 3DS you can email me your friend code” and went back to what he was doing as if nothing had happened.|A fan who met Chris at [[Best Buy]] in [[December 2013]].<ref>https://vysetron.tumblr.com/post/70526475141</ref>}}

[[File:CWC business card early 2010s.jpg|thumb|200px|Business card from the early 2010s.]]
[[File:CWC business card late 2010s.jpg|thumb|200px|From late 2010s.]]
[[File:134-cwcsonstecrdgirlbck.jpg|thumb|200px|A combination business card/[[attraction sign]] from the early [[Love Quest]].]]

A '''business card''' is a card used for conveying contact information about a business or businessperson. Chris primarily uses business cards for [[Chris and socialization|socialization]], handing them out to potential [[gal-pals]] and [[fans]], or for promoting the brand of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.

==2000s==
Chris used the cards prior to being discovered by the Internet in 2007. A variant from the early 2000s contained only a link to [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]. These were given to fellow patrons of [[The GAMe PLACe]],<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> his 2004 psychiatrist,<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref> and copies were left at the [[University of Virginia]]'s library.

[[Anna McLerran]] received a card from Chris when he first met her. She noted it contained his name, email address, and website link. Chris had given it to her in the hopes she would email him using the contact info on it.<ref>[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]</ref>

One variant of the card was also used for the [[Love Quest]], featuring his [[Match.com]] account and asking for a "Female Companion".

==2010s==
By the early 2010s, the card contained detailed info on Chris – his name, address, email address, phone number, and his [[Facebook]], [[Twitter]], [[PSN]] and [[Mii]]verse accounts were listed, along with an image of Chris's Mii character and a QR code for it.

In [[June 2012]], after Chris ranted about troll harassment, Anna suggested Chris leave the Internet and change his phone number. Chris shot down the advice, complaining that he could not change his phone number as they were printed on his business cards.<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Hey! Damn trolls!]]</ref>

{{quote|But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?|Anna's attempt to reason with Chris.}}

{{quote|Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and 3DS Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second, I get all of the important calls for this household these days; I can not afford a new number.|Chris's response.}}

Chris handed out copies of the card to patrons at the [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] and at [[OmegaCon]].

After changing his name to [[Christine]], Chris printed up new business cards to match his name. Around this time, Chris began an online [[business]] to cash in on his online infamy, giving a degree of legitimacy to the business cards, though as most of his sales were from being advertised online, the cards were also a way to stroke his [[ego]] over being a "celebrity".<ref>[[Chris Chan Boasting About Celebrity Status]]</ref>

A variant of the card given out at [[BronyCon 2019]] refers to him as "Mrs." to reflect his delusion that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to his imaginary friends]], features the cover to [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], lists both his primary and alt phone numbers, his address, email address, and added his [[YouTube]], [[Patreon]] and [[Tumblr]] accounts. Of note, his [[Mii]]Verse was still listed, even though Nintendo had closed the service in 2017, and the Patreon account was highlighted with dots, presumably to draw attention to it as it is part of his online business. His [[Twitter]] username was also not updated and uses his older @CWCSONICHU instead of the newer @CPU_CWCSONICHU.

==2020s==
Chris again updated his business card in [[2026]]. This version heavily promoted his [[TLUM Movie]] with several images and six QR codes scattered across the front and back. Chris listed his [[YouTube]], [[Cwclight]] and [[OfficialCWCmart]], and included both a photo of himself as well as an old avatar which he had commissioned from [[DoopieDoOver]] years before.

In [[January 2026]], he handed a copy to a Spencer's employee.<ref>[[Sightings (2026)#Spencer's]]</ref> In [[February 2026]], Chris left a copy at [[HarmonyCon]]. The HarmonyCon card is especially notable for messages written on the card:

{{quotebox|I am in my Redemption Arc. Please be [[Kindness|kind]] to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.}}
{{quotebox|[[Brony|Bronies and Pegasisters]]

[[Chris and hypocrisy|Touch Grass]]}}

{{quotebox|Ultimate Miracle}}

<center><gallery>
File:14 January 2026 TLUM Movie promotional card1.jpeg|Card given to Spencer's employee
File:14 January 2026 TLUM Movie promotional card2.jpeg
File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg|Card left at [[HarmonyCon]]
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Attraction Sign]]
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Dox]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Chris and redemption

2026-02-15T00:45:07Z

PsychoNerd054: Redirected page to Redemption Arc

#Redirect [[Redemption Arc]]

Redemption Arc

2026-02-15T00:44:05Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Times that Chris Had Claimed to Have "Redeemed" Himself */

{{quote|I am in my Redemption Arc. Please be kind to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.|What Chris wrote on a business card before getting kicked out of [[HarmonyCon]] and shouting at random people.}}
{{quote|Everyone, I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets.
I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk. ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, promising he won't be a [[JERKS|jerk]] again.<ref>[[August 2025 social media posts#Jerk Retirement]]</ref>}}
[[File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg|thumb|300px]]
In fiction, a character, usually a villainous one, goes through a "'''redemption arc'''" when they go through a significant change to atone for their past actions. Outside of fiction, a real-life "redemption arc" involves a deliberate, continuous shift from destructive, immoral actions toward personal growth.

Chris, infamous for being all talk and no bite, will, from time to time, claim that he has learned his lesson, make promises that he will never repeat the actions again, and state that he should not face the consequences of his actions because of it.

==Times that Chris Had Claimed to Have "Redeemed" Himself==

*On 19 [[May 2025]], Chris uploaded a video on YouTube titled [[Grounded Deep Response]].
*On 9 [[August 2025]], Chris stated on [[Twitter]] that he realized how much of a jerk he's been throughout his Internet career, claiming that he deserved to get trolled and harassed because of it. Following that, he made the bold claim that he will "never" be a jerk again.
*On 13 [[February 2026]], Chris had attempted to attend [[HarmonyCon]] in disguise. Seeing how Chris got banned from many previous brony conventions due to a rather [[Affair with Mother|horrifying turn of events]], he created a business card, which he likely intended to leave in case anyone saw him. Following this, when he did get kicked out of the convention, he was recorded shouting at people.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and hypocrisy]]
*[[Chris and introspection]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

{{References}}
{{CWC-isms}}

Redemption Arc

2026-02-15T00:40:30Z

PsychoNerd054:

Chris and introspection

2026-02-15T00:38:24Z

PsychoNerd054: /* Self-Awareness and Self-Knowledge */

{{Incomplete|Complete sections on Self-Awareness, Perseveration, and Self-Projection}}
{{Quote|I have been slowly but surely mentally, and emotionally, and spiritually- [flips over the Sonichu medallion] been maturing. [dramatic sigh]|Chris.<ref>[[Grounded Deep Response]]</ref>}}

'''Introspection''' involves the examination of one's own inner workings and past actions, typically to make more well-informed decisions in the future.<ref>{{w|Introspection}}</ref> Possibly as a result of his [[autism]], which affects how he perceives how his actions affects others, combined with his inflated ego, Chris has been noted for lacking the ability to do any sort of true reflection upon himself or to take accountability his actions. Chris then winds up making the same mistakes and blunders over and over and over again, and Christory is doomed to repeat itself.

Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]], never once thinking that his behavior might be the problem. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS|entire male population]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkop|police]], [[Manajerks|store managers]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Jerkop|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]]. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

==Self-Awareness and Self-Knowledge==
{{Main|Redemption Arc}}
Part of one's understanding of themselves is the awareness of their character, thoughts, and actions, and how they affect other people. Chris is noted for his utterly [[Chris and his ego|warped image of himself]], also being highly sensitive to how other people see him to the point where [[Affirmations List|he sometimes focuses on "positives" about himself]] and expects everyone around him to do the same.

Also, because he is accustomed to seeing himself as a helpless innocent victim of others' cruelty (for "reasons" that amount to imaginary desires on others' part to aggrieve him simply for the sake of it), he at best virtually or at worst flat out doesn't acknowledge that something he did caused the conflict in the first place. For example, when Chris refused to accept being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], he ''barely'' admitted to doing something negative (i.e. [[100 2261.MOV|shouting from stress]] and [[Jackie E-mails#Chris hates authority|writing an insulting message on the side of a card box]]) that got himself shown the door while [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|other accounts]] revealed that Chris was openly hostile, bigoted and generally obnoxious to fellow patrons and card game players.

==Self-Hatred==
{{See also|Chris and remorse}}
Chris has a tendency to express regret towards past happenings in his life, to the point of seeing his past, "Classic" self in a very negative light. However, when (much less if) he tries expressing remorse, it comes across as hollow and insincere, especially given Chris obviously wants to appease whoever he has upset and/or gain something desired in return over trying to better himself and avoid repeating the same mistakes.

Furthermore, Chris tends to focus on or contrive reasons why something went wrong that differ from what happened and what he should ''actually'' be apologizing for, such as when Chris believed [[Megan Schroeder]] [[Megan emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|misunderstood the sexual act he depicted]] (rather than being disgusted that she was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|featured in pornographic artwork without her consent]]) or that he owed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] an apology just for depicting her as a villain in his comics, without acknowledging that he both flouted campus rules ''and'' foolishly put her on the receiving end of aggression (in that order).

==Victim Complex==
Chris is known for portraying himself as a sort of perpetual victim, always being wronged by someone.

Due to her tremendous influence on the CWCSphere, the Kiwi Farms user [[Spooky Bones]] was able to spread many, many rumors about [[Isabella Loretta Janke]], the person who intended to leak the [[Incest call]] anonymously. As a result of the leaking of the call putting Chris in jail, Spooky's claims about Bella; along with the overwhelmingly negative reception she's received due to her online activities; had made it easier for him to turn Bella into a scapegoat, and avoid taking responsibility for his crime.

==Self-Projection==
{{Main|Chris and hypocrisy}}

==Stance on Being Transgender==
Chris considers being [[transgender|trans]] as being one of the most introspective moments of his life.

==See Also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Chris and his ego]]
*[[Chris and mental healthcare]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]
*[[Enablers]] - People who allow Chris to avoid introspection.
*[[Meditation]]

{{References}}
{{Chris and}}

Redemption Arc

2026-02-15T00:35:14Z

PsychoNerd054:

Chris and introspection

2026-02-15T00:34:51Z

PsychoNerd054: Moving to Redemption Arc

{{Incomplete|Complete sections on Self-Awareness, Perseveration, and Self-Projection}}
{{Quote|I have been slowly but surely mentally, and emotionally, and spiritually- [flips over the Sonichu medallion] been maturing. [dramatic sigh]|Chris.<ref>[[Grounded Deep Response]]</ref>}}

'''Introspection''' involves the examination of one's own inner workings and past actions, typically to make more well-informed decisions in the future.<ref>{{w|Introspection}}</ref> Possibly as a result of his [[autism]], which affects how he perceives how his actions affects others, combined with his inflated ego, Chris has been noted for lacking the ability to do any sort of true reflection upon himself or to take accountability his actions. Chris then winds up making the same mistakes and blunders over and over and over again, and Christory is doomed to repeat itself.

Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]], never once thinking that his behavior might be the problem. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS|entire male population]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkop|police]], [[Manajerks|store managers]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Jerkop|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]]. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

==Self-Awareness and Self-Knowledge==
Part of one's understanding of themselves is the awareness of their character, thoughts, and actions, and how they affect other people. Chris is noted for his utterly [[Chris and his ego|warped image of himself]], also being highly sensitive to how other people see him to the point where [[Affirmations List|he sometimes focuses on "positives" about himself]] and expects everyone around him to do the same.

Also, because he is accustomed to seeing himself as a helpless innocent victim of others' cruelty (for "reasons" that amount to imaginary desires on others' part to aggrieve him simply for the sake of it), he at best virtually or at worst flat out doesn't acknowledge that something he did caused the conflict in the first place. For example, when Chris refused to accept being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], he ''barely'' admitted to doing something negative (i.e. [[100 2261.MOV|shouting from stress]] and [[Jackie E-mails#Chris hates authority|writing an insulting message on the side of a card box]]) that got himself shown the door while [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|other accounts]] revealed that Chris was openly hostile, bigoted and generally obnoxious to fellow patrons and card game players.

==Self-Hatred==
{{See also|Chris and remorse}}
Chris has a tendency to express regret towards past happenings in his life, to the point of seeing his past, "Classic" self in a very negative light. However, when (much less if) he tries expressing remorse, it comes across as hollow and insincere, especially given Chris obviously wants to appease whoever he has upset and/or gain something desired in return over trying to better himself and avoid repeating the same mistakes.

Furthermore, Chris tends to focus on or contrive reasons why something went wrong that differ from what happened and what he should ''actually'' be apologizing for, such as when Chris believed [[Megan Schroeder]] [[Megan emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|misunderstood the sexual act he depicted]] (rather than being disgusted that she was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|featured in pornographic artwork without her consent]]) or that he owed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] an apology just for depicting her as a villain in his comics, without acknowledging that he both flouted campus rules ''and'' foolishly put her on the receiving end of aggression (in that order).

==Victim Complex==
Chris is known for portraying himself as a sort of perpetual victim, always being wronged by someone.

Due to her tremendous influence on the CWCSphere, the Kiwi Farms user [[Spooky Bones]] was able to spread many, many rumors about [[Isabella Loretta Janke]], the person who intended to leak the [[Incest call]] anonymously. As a result of the leaking of the call putting Chris in jail, Spooky's claims about Bella; along with the overwhelmingly negative reception she's received due to her online activities; had made it easier for him to turn Bella into a scapegoat, and avoid taking responsibility for his crime.

==Self-Projection==
{{Main|Chris and hypocrisy}}

==Stance on Being Transgender==
Chris considers being [[transgender|trans]] as being one of the most introspective moments of his life.

==See Also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Chris and his ego]]
*[[Chris and mental healthcare]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]
*[[Enablers]] - People who allow Chris to avoid introspection.
*[[Meditation]]

{{References}}
{{Chris and}}

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'''[[Love Quest|Relationships]]:'''
[[Attraction Location]] |
[[Boyfriend-free girl]] |
[[Darling]] |
[[Dating education]] |
[[Friend Zone]] |
[[Gal-pal]] |
[[Heart Level]] |
[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] |
[[Love Quest]] |
[[Noviophobia]] |
[[Sweetheart]] |
[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

'''[[Chris and sex|Sex]]:'''
[[China]] |
[[Duck]] |
[[Mass debating]] |
[[Negligee|Negligent]] |
[[Pedofork]] |
[[Pickle]] |
[[Recycling]] |
[[Soul Bonding]] |
[[Virgin with rage]] |
[[Virginia is for Virgins]]

'''[[SLGBTQ|Sexuality and Gender]]:'''
[[Hermaphrodite]] |
[[Homos]] |
[[JERKS]] |
[[Muscle bra]] |
[[SLGBTQ]] |
[[Un-clit]] |
[[Women's rights]]

'''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Himself]]:'''
[[Biological clock]] |
[[Butt garments]] |
[[Captain's Log]] |
[[Christian Love Day]] |
[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] |
[[Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies]] |
[[Honest Content]] |
[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]] |
[[Monthly tugboat]] |
[[Redemption Arc]] |
[[Random-access humor]] |
[[Respectable Frames]] |
[[Saga]] |
[[Scale of Respect]]

'''[[Stress|Stressors]]:'''
[[4-cent_garbage]] |
[[My Little Pony Protests#GOPony|GOPony]] |
[[HEXBox]] |
[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] |
[[Kick the Autistic]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[Naïve]] |
[[Niggos]] |
[[Pmurt]] |
[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] |
[[Slow-in-the-minds]] |
[[Tobacky]] |
[[Toxic Trio]]

'''[[Chris and reality|Fantasies]]:'''
[[Anaxis bird]] |
[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] |
[[Dimension]] |
[[Fangs]] |
[[Iron Curtain]] |
[[OC]]

'''[[Sonichu (comic)|Comics]]:'''
[[Anchuent Prophecy]] |
[[Da Update (CWC-ism)|Da Update]] |
[[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] |
[[Nombie-zazis]] |
[[Parody]] |
[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] |
[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] |
[[Sub-Episodes]]
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'''See also:''' [[Chris and English]] | [[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]
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Redemption arc

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#REDIRECT [[Redemption Arc]]

Redemption Arc

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{{quote|I am in my Redemption Arc. Please be kind to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.|What Chris wrote on a business card before getting kicked out of [[HarmonyCon]] and shouting at random people.}}
[[File:HarmonyCon Redemption Arc card.jpg|thumb|300px]]
In fiction, a character, usually a villainous one, goes through a "'''redemption arc'''" when they go through a significant change to atone for their past actions. Outside of fiction, a real-life "redemption arc" involves a deliberate, continuous shift from destructive, immoral actions toward personal growth.

Chris, infamous for being all talk and no bite, will, from time to time, claim that he has learned his lesson, make promises that he will never repeat the actions again, and state that he should not face the consequences of his actions because of it.

==Times that Chris Had Claimed to Have "Redeemed" Himself==

*[[Grounded Deep Response]]
*On 13 [[February 2026]], Chris had attempted to attend [[HarmonyCon]] in disguise. Chris created a business card, which he likely intended to leave in case anyone saw him.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and hypocrisy]]
*[[Chris and introspection]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

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