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Talk:Jackie E-mails

2010-04-24T01:06:29Z

Psychobabble: /* Random note */

==1000 GET==
Give or take, this should be the 1,000th CWCki article. Congratulations guys, it's you who have made the CWCki so damn great.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Yay us! Also, relevant to the article, it seems like we kinda came in half way to the conversation. Was this a hook profile ad? If so, wow. Someone got through to him when many others didn't. If I can ask the author, what email of his did you mail, and where did you email from? -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:36, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::*she already left a message through the community portal. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:41, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* Cool, thanks Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:47, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Here's to 1,000 more! So is Jackie article worthy yet? Her community portal message (again) speaks volumes about how women view Chris, though I assume since this information isn't cwcanon, we'll have to wait until he makes I Need You Damian Antaria the Sequel.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 05:57, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*A short page on Jackie might not be a bad idea. I mean, we have a page for [[Caitlin]]. Mostly document her Community portal post, stuff like that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

So. He reveals the sign, the Pokemon, and the trolls all in one e-mail. Damn.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:18, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== To do ==

*<s>Wikify</s>
<s>*Make them into level 2 headings (for easier citation of individual e-mails)</s> [''Done.''] -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
*<s>Categorize</s>
*Incorporate material into other articles
--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:28, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== E-mail address? ==

Do we know which e-mail address these went to? Chris doesn't seem to reply at all from his AOL one. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:38, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
*He doesn't reply to ''you'' if you send him an e-mail to his AOL account. If you have a wet [[china]], however...--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
*I figured as much, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't doing it wrong. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:50, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==Dear god.==
He just rambles on and on. I love how he brings up MLW, and the names of his pokemon without any sort of provoking. It's like he can't stop himself. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:26, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:He's starving for attention. I guess the YASG is not paying enough in that sector. Promises of China also helps... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:29, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==Random note==

I guess a funny thing is that this person has the same first name as I do. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 21:12, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Adding another random note here: do we know anything about what Jackie looked like? I saw the "I guess I'm a suitable candidate for you, I have strong arms" line and something about that just screams "he's calling her fat" to me. [[User:Psychobabble|Psychobabble]] 01:06, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

==White Knight==

Is it really accurate to describe her as such in this article? She strikes me as an excellent and very subtle troll who pushes Chris's buttons at an early stage while making it seem incidental. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 00:03, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
: That's the vibe I'm getting, too... (I mean, come on, mistaking Asperchu for Chris's creations, when it has Alec's names all over the place? A coldly calculated berserk button press if there ever was one...) but either way, until we know for ''sure,'' it's hard to pass a definite judgment either way. Speculation isn't good until it's ''conclusive'' speculation. In my opinion, let's mention all unsubstantiated but logical theories we can think of, or mention none. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 00:38, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::I say we just treat her like an innocent woman who had no idea what she was getting into, without labeling her has a troll or a white knight. It's the way she presented herself to us, and it's funnier.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:32, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Despite my Original Reaction and at the time most sound thoughts I am inclined to say that She Is A Dirty Dang Troll! HOWEVER, I do agree with Beat in that we should Keep Her that way. When in Doubt, which I Do Have due to my friggen Mental Block, just AGREE With Beat, it is Safer. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:There's lots of evidence that she's a troll; note how she showed up just when we found out about Hook Cafe, she pushes his buttons CONSTANTLY, sometimes in really subtle ways ("people use stress as an excuse to not get anything done"), she pushes him hard to get more work done on comics and videos, she leaked the emails, etc. HOWEVER, Chris reads Cwcki, and we shouldn't post anything about her being a troll until we're sure it's all over. Should we? [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 14:59, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

February 2010

2010-02-28T05:44:14Z

Psychobabble:

At the start of the month, [[Chris]] was beginning to surrender to the forces of the [[Asperpedia]]. He entirely gave up on the hissy fits, and only made desperate, but halfhearted, apologies. After a few failed attempts to weasel his way around them, he would eventually completely submit to the demands of Alec Benson Leary and [[Evan]], and he promised to kill off [[Simonla]] and at least show a bit higher tolerance towards the Asperchu ads on the [[CWCipedia]].

While he delivered on the first promise, the second quickly started to cause him [[stress]], since Alec started to use the ad space for his new comic, [[Sonichu Revolution]], which harshly criticizes Chris's [[hypocrisy]], [[Women's rights|sexism]], [[Copyright|intellectual property theft]] and the other kinds of [[Chris and reality|stupid]] [[Death threats|behavior]] and [[Chris and religion|beliefs]] he exhibits on a regularly basis.

In a typical Chris-like fashion, this criticism went completely over his head, and his reason for not liking Sonichu Revolution is the violence and it's similarity to Sonichu.

The official Sonichu comic has been moving very slowly forward throughout the month since all the stress from following the demands from Alec caused Chris to crash into slumber again. This also led to an almost complete neglect of the mailbag, and when Chris finally came back to answer the letters, [[Mailbag 52|his responses were far from adequate]]. By the end of the month, Chris would complete [[Sonichu 10]], ending it off in the most violent of fashions, killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]]... then turning around and killing Alec, Evan, Mao, and Sean for making him do so! For his troubles, [[Jack Thaddeus]] resumed his ads.

Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, which he started off with a [[Christian Love Day (video)|shameless display of self-praising]].

Chris has also begun to write character bios on CWCipedia, in which he acknowledge some details trolls have known for ages, such as [[Blake|Sonichu's evilness]].

Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden apperance of another human male entering Chris's room and [[Magical Man Potion|actually putting up with Chris's shit]]. One of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

==Events of February 2010==

[[Image:Irony.png|thumb|right|Oh, the irony.]]
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|On '''18 February 2010''', Chris uploads a bunch of Rosechu art that he drew in [[2008]].]]

* 1 February - The SysOp uploads [[Mailbag 52]], Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]] and Chris uploads a [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|new video]] addressing the "Royal Board of Certification" in London then uploads [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|another video]] Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads and then then [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologizes to Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean.
* 2 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 53]]. Chris uses his [[CWC Blog|blog]] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.
* 3 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 54]].
* 4 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 55]], in which Chris gets a conditional date offer from a deceased porn star.
* 5 February - Chris changes his featured quote to reflect his current status of not being dead.
* 5 February - Chris uploads a [[5 February 2010|pair of videos]] in which he assures YouTube that he is alive, offers to kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and talks about rape and hamsters.
* 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding [[Simonla Rosechu]].
* 8 February - The [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is wiped out, replaced by a link to [[Asperpedia]]. However, due to a bug, it redirects to an MMO game ''Dogs of the Seas''.
* 9 February - Chris makes a video about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[9 February 2010|destroyed the undestroyable.]]
* 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.
* 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his [[Youtube]] page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim from Twentieth Century Fox.
* 13 February - Evan releases [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler the Simonla death pages].
* 14 February - CWCipedia is back to normal, but with adverts to Sonichu Revolution up.
* 14 February - A third page of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page Sonichu Revolution] is added. Chris updates his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain's_Log blog].
* 14 February - Chris promotes Sonichu using the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Featured_CWC-Supported_Advertisment "Got milk?" campaign], but as usual does not have permission to use the phrase from the party behind the copyrighted quote.
* 14 February - Chris ''barely'' answers [[Mailbag 52]], and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_51&curid=2090&diff=3840&oldid=3819 amends] his comment on gay soldiers.
* 14 February - Chris posts a new Captains Log blog post, in which he claims to have found a "girl friend".
* 16 February - Chris adds a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Character_Bios Character Bio page] which still includes Simonla and BILLY MAYS. A fourth page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 17 February - Chris answers [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_53 Mailbag 53]; the Sysop uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_57 Mailbag 57]. A fifth page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 18 February - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_75 Page 75], and a terribly formatted page for [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu Rosechu]. A sixth and seventh page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 18 February - An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] phone conversation between Alec and Chris is leaked.
* 23 February - Chris post the video [[Christian Love Day (video)|Christian Love Day]] only to prove how [[Chris and his Ego|megalomaniacal]] he really is.
* 24 February - Chris turns 28 years old. His parents drag him to some restaurant.
* 24 February - Chris posts a new video where he transforms from his obese, ugly self into a skinny, handsome stranger.
* 25 February - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_79/ pages 78 to 98 of Sonichu 10], killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]] and Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao in his bloodiest comic yet.
* 26 February - A [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth phone call]] between Chris and Alec is released, where they discuss Sonichu 10 and Christian Love Day.

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February 2010

2010-02-28T05:43:12Z

Psychobabble:

At the start of the month, [[Chris]] was beginning to surrender to the forces of the [[Asperpedia]]. He entirely gave up on the hissy fits, and only made desperate, but halfhearted, apologies. After a few failed attempts to weasel his way around them, he would eventually completely submit to the demands of Alec Benson Leary and [[Evan]], and he promised to kill off [[Simonla]] and at least show a bit higher tolerance towards the Asperchu ads on the [[CWCipedia]].

While he delivered on the first promise, the second quickly started to cause him [[stress]], since Alec started to use the ad space for his new comic, [[Sonichu Revolution]], which harshly criticizes Chris's [[hypocrisy]], [[Women's rights|sexism]], [[Copyright|intellectual property theft]] and the other kinds of [[Chris and reality|stupid]] [[Death threats|behavior]] and [[Chris and religion|beliefs]] he exhibits on a regularly basis.

In a typical Chris-like fashion, this criticism went completely over his head, and his reason for not liking Sonichu Revolution is the violence and it's similarity to Sonichu.

The official Sonichu comic has been moving very slowly forward throughout the month since all the stress from following the demands from Alec caused Chris to crash into slumber again. This also led to an almost complete neglect of the mailbag, and when Chris finally came back to answer the letters, [[Mailbag 52|his responses were far from adequate]]. By the end of the month, Chris would complete [[Sonichu 10]], ending it off in the most violent of fashions, killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]]... then turning around and killing Alec, Evan, Mao, and Sean for making him do so! For his troubles, [[Jack Thaddeus]] resumed his ads.

Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, which he started off with a [[Christian Love Day (video)|shameless display of self-praising]].

Chris has also begun to write character bios on CWCipedia, in which he acknowledge some details trolls have known for ages, such as [[Blake|Sonichu's evilness]].

Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden apperance of another human male entering Chris's room and [[Magical Man Potion|actually putting up with Chris's shit]]. One of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

==Events of February 2010==

[[Image:Irony.png|thumb|right|Oh, the irony.]]
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|On '''18 February 2010''', Chris uploads a bunch of Rosechu art that he drew in [[2008]].]]

* 1 February - The SysOp uploads [[Mailbag 52]], Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]] and Chris uploads a [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|new video]] addressing the "Royal Board of Certification" in London then uploads [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|another video]] Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads and then then [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologizes to Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean.
* 2 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 53]]. Chris uses his [[CWC Blog|blog]] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.
* 3 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 54]].
* 4 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 55]], in which Chris gets a conditional date offer from a deceased porn star.
* 5 February - Chris changes his featured quote to reflect his current status of not being dead.
* 5 February - Chris uploads a [[5 February 2010|pair of videos]] in which he assures YouTube that he is alive, offers to kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and talks about rape and hamsters.
* 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding [[Simonla Rosechu]].
* 8 February - The [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is wiped out, replaced by a link to [[Asperpedia]]. However, due to a bug, it redirects to an MMO game ''Dogs of the Seas''.
* 9 February - Chris makes a video about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[9 February 2010|destroyed the undestroyable.]]
* 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.
* 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his [[Youtube]] page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim from Twentieth Century Fox.
* 13 February - Evan releases [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler the Simonla death pages].
* 14 February - CWCipedia is back to normal, but with adverts to Sonichu Revolution up.
* 14 February - A third page of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page Sonichu Revolution] is added. Chris updates his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain's_Log blog].
* 14 February - Chris promotes Sonichu using the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Featured_CWC-Supported_Advertisment "Got milk?" campaign], but as usual does not have permission to use the phrase from the party behind the copyrighted quote.
* 14 February - Chris ''barely'' answers [[Mailbag 52]], and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_51&curid=2090&diff=3840&oldid=3819 amends] his comment on gay soldiers.
* 14 February - Chris posts a new Captains Log blog post, in which he claims to have found a "girl friend".
* 16 February - Chris adds a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Character_Bios Character Bio page] which still includes Simonla and BILLY MAYS. A fourth page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 17 February - Chris answers [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_53 Mailbag 53]; the Sysop uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_57 Mailbag 57]. A fifth page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 18 February - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_75 Page 75], and a terribly formatted page for [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu Rosechu]. A sixth and seventh page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 18 February - An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] phone conversation between Alec and Chris is leaked.
* 23 February - Chris post the video [[Christian Love Day (video)|Christian Love Day]] only to prove how [[Chris and his Ego|megalomaniacal]] he really is.
* 24 February - Chris turns 28 years old. His parents drag him to some restaurant.
* 24 February - Chris posts a new video where he transforms from his obese, ugly self into a skinny, handsome stranger.
* 25 February - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_79/ pages 78 to 98 of Sonichu 10], killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]] and Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao in his bloodiest comic yet.
* 26 February - A [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth phone call]] between Chris and Alec is released, where they discuss Sonichu 10 and Christian Love Day.
* 27 February - A new ad for Capering Berries appears on the CWCipedia, set to the music of Erasure.

{{protip|If you're adding new events, be sure to add them to [[:Template:Da update|da update]] if they are not there already.}}

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