'''XBox is OK.MOV''' is the second of two videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 13 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his [[Hex Box|Xbox]] hatred, stating that he has nothing against [[homos|homosexual men]], and removing any [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]] he placed.

Chris's recantations were, of course, merely a bid to impress Jackie, who had mentioned her fondness of the [[HEXBox]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 13]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> and dislike of Chris's homophobia.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5]]</ref> Not too surprising to veteran trolls, mind you, who would quickly notice the absence of the Medallion Of Fail, making this video anything ''but'' TRUE and HONEST. Sure enough, years later, Chris would wind up vandalizing a Wal-Mart's Xbox One display, proving just that.

At several points in the video, a strange groaning sound can be heard. Some have theorized that these noises are coming from [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], who was in very poor health at the time it was made. Bob died a little less than a year after this video was made.

To date, this was Chris's last video to use the opening phrase "[[Captain's Log]]".

== Video ==
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| name = XBox is OK.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5JRXD-d-I3A}}
| stardate = 13 [[September 2010]]
| style = {{smug|text}}, {{reason|text}}
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Homos|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]
| next = [[Song for Jackie.MOV]]
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{{quote|I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have no hatred or anger towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know?}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]]. Stardate September 13, 2010.

I am making this video to make a public statement.

I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything, any beef, against the Xbox. It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, cannot play Blu-ray, but! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another [[Wii]], or a Wii is another gaming console.

[''Turns to his TV''] And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center [''gestures at the TV; Chris's [[:File:ModNation XBox360ko.jpg|Xbox 360ko]] [[ModNation Racers|Mod]] is visibly idling on the screen''] because, the gaming addiction is gooone! I... [[Autism|[''loses train of thought momentarily'']]] I have gotten rid of the hoarded systems - [[List of Chris's games|systems and games]] that have been, I have hoarded for a number of years.

And also, I would like to make another statement. [''Looks away from the camera''] I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have [[Chris and anger|no hatred or anger]] towards the gay men. [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|None at all.]] No questions, straight forward. [''Chris looks visibly insincere''] I'm cool with...[[It's UGH!|I'm cool with you gays]], you know? You go do what you want to do, just you know, [[Honest Content|keep it to yourselves]]. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however...each, however each of us individually chooses. So there.

[''pauses and shifts positioning'']

[''mumbles''] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm.

Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. [''Holds up a hand in forgiveness blessing fashion''] I remove ALL [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|hexes and curses]] to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [''wave of his arm''] cleansed! [[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|You're all forgiven.]] Every last one of you. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness!]]

And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you.

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==Sources==
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{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2010| 2010-09-13 b]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-09-13 b]]
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2010-09-13 b]]

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Chris and gender

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Nowadays, [[Chris]] is struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as [[Girls|female]]. However, for someone so preoccupied with gender identity, Chris displays a staggering ignorance of how either gender typically behaves, and his views of both genders are extremely warped due to him taking the stereotypes he is presented with in [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]] [[Autism|at face value]]. The result is that he often manages to come off as both a misogynist and a misandrist.

== Misogyny ==
Due to Chris's ignorance, he has gathered most of his knowledge of gender through media such as [[television]] and [[music]]. Chris views females as [[Sex tape|hyper-sexual]], [[Mall|preoccupied with shopping]], [[Animal Crossing Documentary|given to conversing with others for hours]], and fixated on [[PlayingHouse|getting married and having children]]. This is highly evident in his female characters in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|his Rosechu character]], whose "personality" consists solely of the traits listed above, which is considered ironic as Chris constantly tries to show Rosechu with a passion for [[Women's rights|Women's Rights]]. Despite trying to portray them as being equal in power to their [[Sonichu (species)|male counterparts]], Chris rarely depicts [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting, more often simply leaving them on the sidelines of a battle to wail like damsels in distress, even when their boyfriends are in mortal danger. Even outside battle, they tend to be little more than organic sex toys for the Sonichus.

Chris's vision of an ideal relationship is also sexist. On several occasions, Chris eagerly suggested having a MFF threesome, but was horrified when Ivy suggested a MMF threesome.<ref>[[Ivy_Q&A#Love and marriage]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> Chris also deemed it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed, but considered it immoral for women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. His usual defence is that that he has never harmed a woman (despite numerous [[death threats]]). This suggests Chris believes that misogyny consists solely of physical abuse of women.

In recent years, despite claiming to revere them, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become yet more sinister, demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris got annoyed when Catherine said no to a relationship, insulted her and claimed he is '''entitled''' to the relationship. He even went on to try to guilt trip her, saying that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she could and couldn't do, all behaviors eerily resemblant of those of a domestic abuser.

In early 2015, a female troll concerned by Chris's unrepentant stance on his [[26 December 2014|aggression at GameStop]] contacted Chris under the name Renee, and attempted to persuade him to seek psychological help. Instead, Chris tried to beg her to date him (even though she had already clearly stated she had a boyfriend) and taking her well-meaning request as an insult, he wished "Renee" and her boyfriend a slow demise in a [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]...then tried to beg her to date him again a few days later.<ref>[[Open_Relationship_E-mails#Renee E-mails]]</ref> The ultimate message here is that Chris doesn't care who you are, what you have to say or what your intentions are. He only cares what kind of sexual organs you have, and if he has a shot at claiming them.

== Misandry ==
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS|men]] ever since his teenage years, because he was supposedly bullied at school by other boys (although there are no accounts of this bullying going any further than Chris being told that [[Sonic]] is dead and him running away to cry), and also because [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|seeing other guys scoring]] when he was failing miserably at it pissed him off. This gradually blossomed into a general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]]; indeed, in his [[nudes]] it is apparent that he is surprisingly meticulous in shaving his body hair, certainly compared to [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|other aspects of grooming]]. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s so he doesn't have to see their nipples. He even made a (now somewhat outdated) short list of the men he doesn't consider "jerks", which included himself, his [[Bob Chandler|father]] and [[Santa Clause]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and English|sic]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>''.

Since becoming a "tomgirl", Chris's misandry has not abated. In recent years he has variously referred to men in general as "barbarians" and "Neanderthals", which, coming from him, are rather ironic accusations for [[Death threats|a]] [[14 Branchland Court|number]] [[Chris and racism|of]] [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|reasons]].

== [[Tomgirl Saga]] ==
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him wearing [[Chris and fashion#Chris's Tomgirl Fashion Sense|feminine clothes]], a brief attempt at [[Un-clit|piercing his taint]], and growing long hair. Despite this, Chris still rigidly maintains he is attracted solely to women.

There is still speculation as to why he has done this. Chris may have believed that joining the female community would aid his Love Quest, which naturally it hasn't, and indeed, any sensible person can see that identifying as a lesbian actually shrinks his pool of potential sweethearts, given that lesbians are a minority group.

However, Chris has recently made several telling statements that indicate he believes that he can use his gender confusion to his advantage. For exmaple, on various occasions, Chris has made statements to the effect of him being [[Chris and reality|"compatible with all women"]], or that he can [[HelloLadyFans|"go any way [a woman] desire[s]"]]. Statements like these make it seem likely that he believes that by identifying as a female while remaining biologically male he can appeal to women of all sexualities, although it remains unclear if this is his main reason for crossdressing, or indeed whether it was a premeditated reason for it at all, or merely an idea he came up with later. Needless to say, this too is pure folly, as lesbians are by definition not attracted to biological males, most straight women would be put off by Chris's crossdressing, not to mention that both lesbian and straight women alike would probably be put off by the sheer desperation he displays in essentially saying that he'd be willing to change genders just to get laid, and that's without even considering the squalor he lives in, his bizarre, unkempt appearance, or his many personality flaws.

Chris also may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he likes "[[Homos|the wrong gender]]". Some just believe Chris has been [[TRUE and HONEST]] and has always felt this way, despite little evidence. Regardless of the reason, the Tomgirl Saga has continued to this day. Despite being self-described as a "lesbian in a male body", and even showing off pictures of him slapping Human Rights Campaign stickers all over his [[Son-Chu|car]], Chris still seems to be rendered very uncomfortable by gay men, although he has slowly backed down from his bigotry towards them, possibly recognizing that his disdain for them is irrational even by his standards.

== See also ==
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Muscle bra]]

== References ==
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Daniel Weston

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{{quote|As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestral traits *[[Stress sigh|sighs]]* we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--''Mayflower'' voyage.|[[Captain's Log]], [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Stardate November 7th, 2007]]}}

'''Daniel Weston''' is one of the people who Chris claims to be one of his illustrious ancestors, through whom he is descended from [[Anne Boleyn]]<ref name="publicannouncement" />, [[List of Chris's lies|whose only daughter died childless]]. According to Chris, Daniel Weston's ancestor was [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], who was in turn related to Anne Boleyn.<ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript#Chris's Heritage]]</ref>

In 2007, Chris claimed that Daniel Weston was aboard the ''[[Wikipedia:Mayflower|Mayflower]]'', the ship that carried the [[Wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Pilgrim Fathers]] to [[United States of America|America]] in [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1620]];<ref name="publicannouncement">[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref> however, according to all known passenger lists of the ''Mayflower'', there was never a man named Weston aboard.<ref>[http://genforum.genealogy.com/weston/messages/54.html Genealogy Forum]</ref>

Some fans suspect that Chris actually meant to say [[wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Thomas Weston]], an English merchant who funded The Mayflower, although this makes no more sense than the prior account.

Chris later revised his theory, saying that Daniel Weston was actually not on the ''Mayflower,'' although "he made his voyage later on."<ref>[[Mailbag 27#A family history of failure]]</ref> This was essentially the story he related to [[Catherine]] in 2014, although he could provide no clear details. This highly nebulous revision is no more persuasive than the original version, and neither version of the story accounts for Chris being descended from a queen who died childless.

These flatly impossible notions were probably spoonfed to Chris by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] to make him feel special. Indeed, he credits her with doing the historical research. In reality, Chris's earliest known maternal ancestor was a [[Ruckersville, VA|hick]] named William Wynn, who had a grandson named Robert claimed to be a lecherous [[Alcohol|alcoholic]] (Barb's grandfather).<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141</ref>

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Anne Boleyn]]
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]]
*[[Barbara Chandler]]

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* 13 [[December 2015|December]] - Chris releases a "[[Seasons Greetings]]" video, wishing his audience happy holidays, and e-begging for free stuff. Notable is an appearance from [[Lucy Chandler|Lucy]] in this video.
* 7 December - Chris releases [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|another video]] where he claims that him being banned from [[GameStop]] counts as a disservice to everyone. Through this video, we also learn that the franchise is now banning Chris state-wide for his harrassment!
* 6 December - Chris uploads a [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|video]] to demonstrate how he has been [[homos#Chris and transsexuality|transitioning]].
* 4 December - On [[Facebook]], Chris discusses his [[manboobs|breasts]] and turns up the pressure on [[GameStop]].
* 4 December - [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] channel on [[YouTube]] is taken down, leaving no central depository for Chris's old video content for the time being.
* 2 December - Chris posts [[Embargo Update 12/2/2015|an update video]] on his war against [[GameStop]] and the other businesses.
* 1 December - On [[Facebook]], Chris unveils new [[Sonee & Rosey]] [[Amiibo]] for sale on [[Etsy]].

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* 4 [[December 2015|December]] - It is discovered that [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] channel on [[YouTube]] is taken down, leaving no primary source for Chris's old content for the time being.
* 2 December - Chris posts [[Embargo Update 12/2/2015|an update video]] on his war against [[GameStop]] and the other businesses.
* 1 December - On [[Facebook]], Chris unveils new [[Sonee & Rosey]] [[Amiibo]] for sale on [[Etsy]].
* 30 [[November 2015|November]] - Chris reiterates his demand for an "embargo" on GameStop, [[Best Buy]], and [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Charlottesville Fashion Square Mall]].
* 29 November - Chris releases three new videos - [[Sonichu and Rosechu's folksy Theme Song|a theme song for his creations]], [[Family and Couples Figures Available for collecting and purchase. Also Sandy and Zapina Rosechu.|an Amiibo sales pitch]], and [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|a call to action against local businesses]].
* 25 November - Chris uploads a new [[Super Smash Bros. Videos#Female Autism Mii Now Available!|Super Smash Bros. video]] to announce a new female [[autism]] Mii.
* 24 November - Chris posts a photo of his new cat, [[Pollo]].
* 23 November - Chris receives a print edition of [[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]] from Lulu.com.

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* 4 [[December 2015|December]] - [[The CWCville Library]] channel on [[YouTube]] is taken down, leaving no primary source for Chris's old content for the time being.
* 2 December - Chris posts [[Embargo Update 12/2/2015|an update video]] on his war against [[GameStop]] and the other businesses.
* 1 December - On [[Facebook]], Chris unveils new [[Sonee & Rosey]] [[Amiibo]] for sale on [[Etsy]].
* 30 [[November 2015|November]] - Chris reiterates his demand for an "embargo" on GameStop, [[Best Buy]], and [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Charlottesville Fashion Square Mall]].
* 29 November - Chris releases three new videos - [[Sonichu and Rosechu's folksy Theme Song|a theme song for his creations]], [[Family and Couples Figures Available for collecting and purchase. Also Sandy and Zapina Rosechu.|an Amiibo sales pitch]], and [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|a call to action against local businesses]].
* 25 November - Chris uploads a new [[Super Smash Bros. Videos#Female Autism Mii Now Available!|Super Smash Bros. video]] to announce a new female [[autism]] Mii.
* 24 November - Chris posts a photo of his new cat, [[Pollo]].
* 23 November - Chris receives a print edition of [[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]] from Lulu.com.

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