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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness&amp;diff=296516</id>
		<title>ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness</title>
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		<updated>2022-08-02T19:19:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* External links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness''' is an MP3 audio file uploaded to [[Discord]] and posted by Chris to [[Twitter]] on 25 [[September 2019]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris urges Sockness to go home]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|When Chris got word that [Sockness] was going on a train trip, he asked me to record a message for him. After he uploaded the clip I made, people for once stopped trolling Chris and went after Sockness. And he was intercepted while he was on his way.|[[The WCT]]&amp;lt;ref name=clip&amp;gt;[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Sockness]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2019, this audio was posted by Chris to discourage [[Jacob Sockness]] from completing his trip to [[Ruckersville, VA]]. According to [[Watchmen]] member [[The WCT]], he had recorded the clip at Chris's request.&amp;lt;ref name=clip&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2021, WCT considered reusing the same tactic to discourage Sockness from interacting with Chris at [[Everfree Northwest]],&amp;lt;ref name=DMs&amp;gt;[[WCT DMs#Everfree security]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; however, Chris's [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] made those plans moot.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Audio==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|kyqUncTXxRg}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 25 [[September 2019]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = &lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = [[Jacob Sockness]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Jacob}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Sonichu Mania Livestream]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Joey Vance]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
'kay, this is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, and I- estend this message out to all the individuals who ha- who are actually not ''[audio cuts out sporadically]'' just all bark and no bite. Going to- wanting to intercept Jacob Sockness on his trip to Virginia, or to this point possibly back to California, 'cause I'm pretty much gonna tell him the, uh, visit is off. I want you all to intercept and talk with him. Thank ''[someone coughs in the background]'' you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/kyqUncTXxRg Archive of the Discord MP3 file Chris linked to on Twitter]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{JacobSaga}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=My_apologies&amp;diff=296515</id>
		<title>My apologies</title>
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		<updated>2022-08-02T19:13:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: removed dead link&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''My apologies''' is a [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]] [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[July 2010]]. The Flipnote contains no [[Chris and art|drawings]], no [[music]] and, most importantly, no [[remorse]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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In a rare moment of self-awareness, Chris not only disabled comments on this Flipnote, but for the ones that remain as well. (He then reenabled comments the next day.) The Flipnote was promptly deleted because of Chris's signature. He doesn't understand that his insatiable urge to brand everything he makes with his own name is the cause of his mod troubles.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 2 July, Chris re-uploaded some of his previously removed flipnotes, including his [[RomanticLabyrinth|sex dream]], and subsequently got the permanent banhammer. This remained the last Flipnote made by our [[autistic]] friend for almost a year, until the [[3DS Flipnote]] was uploaded.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The &amp;quot;video&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Flipnote&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = MyApologies&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = TOa2ruC44Fw&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1 [[July 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Flipnote|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CWC 3D Voice Check]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[3DS Flipnote]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
My apologies for [[Chris and the Internet|deleting and dis-abling the Comments on my FlipNotes]], but I am doing this to clear the [[CWCki|slanderings]] from the [[Trolls]] (ALL of Whom are being ignored, and are not/will not be getting ANY attent-ion at all) and to teach them that they all Need to Stop their harassments and [[Chris and hypocrisy|Reevaluate their lives for their benefit]]. [[Death threats|No harm will be done]]; THEY Need to understand that Useless Pranks at other people's expense and such misdemeanors are just that, [[Christian Weston Chandler|USELESS]]. [[Twin Falling Towers|It Is Not Funny]]. Peace, Christian W. Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Flipnote Hatena| 2010-07-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2010| 2010-07-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Flipnotes}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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		<title>File:Police Press Release.png</title>
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		<updated>2021-08-02T17:52:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: &lt;/p&gt;
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_III&amp;diff=249599</id>
		<title>Tour of Chris's House III</title>
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		<updated>2020-08-13T20:41:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* Video */ Corrected date full video was leaked&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Tour of Chris's House III''' is the second [[Idea Guys]] video to be leaked on Chris's Twitter by the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. The video was uploaded on 11 [[December 2018]], with a troll-written description stating that for $500 the full video could be unlocked, and was then deleted by Chris. This tour was leaked five years after [[Tour of Chris's House II|the previous tour video]]. The house is less horrendously overcrowded than it used to be - while the hoard still dominates the kitchen and living room, the oven and sink are actually ''accessible'' this time. Chris also appears to have salvaged the 'Dreaming Studio' sign from the toolshed outside and brought it into his room.&lt;br /&gt;
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A calendar in the hallway shows the video to have been made in [[March 2018]]. This is confirmed by the presence of the [[2018_Sales_Listings#Lesbian_pride_flag|lesbian pride flag]] which Chris sold in April.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The full tour was leaked on 11 [[August 2020]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Tour of Chris's House III&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|npxpE9Df0nU}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = [[March 2018]] / Leaked 11 [[August 2020]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = [[14 Branchland Court]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = &lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Teen Troon Squad|text}} {{Idea Guy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[December_2018_videos#Supportive_message_for_Gracie|Supportive Message for Gracie]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[December_2018_videos#Barb_confirms_she_isn.27t_dead|Barb confirms she isn't dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Intro (00:00-00:20)===&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Video begins with a close up of Chris's face, revealing it is shot on a phone'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Gives us a quick flash of the house before returning to face shot'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, on the internet, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again, and today... givin' y'all an update nyauh- gonna take a tour of, the house... as it currently... is! &lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's work room (00:20-05:09)===&lt;br /&gt;
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Um, ok? So, esc- es- start it... hm... pretty much from what is the family room is now my...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Turns the camera to show the room, which is unfocused''] ...kind of... living space- why is it blurry? The hell? [''Camera focuses, revealing a very cluttered room, but less clutter than before''] Oh, there is is. Just needed to focus, FOCUS! Anyway so that's... one half, um- that side but also, [[cats]] like to... hop on the couch, we don't let 'em, come in guests... but anyway, um...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Walks up to some boxes''] Um, boxes of... um... the VHS tapes, from [[Bob|Mr. Cs]] collection, and some of mine...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans around to show some monitors and piles of paper and toys''] and uh, there's the... [[PlayStation_4|PlayStation]] monitor and look! I've found the... [[Commodore_64|C64]] monitor today! Yep, right there with the old keyboard, 'n... there's the floppy disc drive, which needs some... hm, t-keyboard n' the disc drive need some [[Chris_and_work#Chris_hates_chores|TLC]], anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Quickly pans away to move on to the [[Lego]] collection''] Um, [''sigh''] um, I'll give you, kind of an expansive view, of my nowd- my... old Lego kinda kits and whatnot, I'll go round the other side... &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Walks around the central table in order to access the second half of the Lego table''] But anyway, I spend... most of my... time, on THAT side of the room [''Indicates towards the side he was just on''] neh- just- &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows us various Lego buildings on this second half of the Lego table''] Yep, there's my... [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|Lego high school]], there's my little house, srs... another house, there's the [[The_Simpsons|Simpson's house]], there is... spooky house, aneren... other... Legos... I've kind of lost track along the way, an... yada yada yada, um...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans down to show his desk''] There's m' desk!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans to his OC's [[Sonichu_Amiibo|amiibos]]''] There's, all my... [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] figure- phototype figures, um along with Sonic and Mewtwo there, just... because, for now.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Hold's Chris-Chan Sonichu and Magi-chan amiibo figures up for the camera''] Um, there's magi-chan and f- and I... yep! Why not?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans down to show his custom playmat''] And this is a lovely, custom, playmat I had, uh, printed... from uh... Custom... Ink, uh, it's got my, skylander... counterpart on it. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Holds camera down to plug the [[Xbox]] controller back in''] Excuse me this, chord unsti- unplug it's off, d- whynee- t'do dat? Stay in! Stay in. Hm, stay.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans up to show another monitor and then pans around the room''] Um, there's my monitor! Um, there things... it's that... &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows [[Equestria Girls]] figures below monitor'']Um, uh, equestria  girls... figures, and sympoa- hm... ther's my figure! And... there's [[Night_Star|Nightstar]] with... [[Kun_T’Nyuget|Kunt Nyuget]]! Yep! Anenereyouare! &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Moves around and shows a printer covered in clutter''] Heh, ok um, there's, uh-I, clear it off when I'm printing or copying... me-uh, uh-don- uh. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans over to a box, but refers to a suspicious looking container on his desk just off to the left of the screen''] And that's... not what you think it is! It's just a little container of candy, ok? See? A container of, candy, and, s-musuruh, s- lu- toy! It's... candy, alright? &lt;br /&gt;
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[''sighs, and shows the &amp;quot;That's Life&amp;quot; Snoopy book''] and, found this in the workshop, that's life, Snoopy, yep! That's life! It's crazy! Aaargh!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Walks over to and shows a stack of printed Sonichu comic books with some re-boxed custom painted amiibos on top''] Hm, there's... my... copies of my printed books so far, with uh... just a couple of things in the top...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans up to show gaming laptop''] There's my laptop, and...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans right to show binders of current Sonichu projects''] here are my current... binders of, projects, uh when I sit down in front of it I have a... &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Walks over to and shows a cushioned folding chair''] I use this! Folding chair right here... uaah.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans down to some briefcases''] Then, that's my... pillowcase, it's got my medicine in it, like... I take daily, and...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans up to an easel and canvas with a lot of drawings on it.''] I stand- t-tuh- to draw nowadays, there's my- back up a bit- there's my, easel and canvas, uh, just see some things up there, I... draw on the board- on the clipboard on the top! &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Walks over to and shows some games''] And, there's just, some other things, there's... some games I have- but something... fell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Picks something up''] Gravity, it... happens.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows some art supplies and toys''] Euugh, other things I... just put stuff around here, for my... [''sigh'']... something I FORGET THE WORD, THERE! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Pans around in a circle to show the whole room''] What's the word? What's the word? Surroundings... from my surroundings, just... it's all I'm used to. And I've been used to, cluttered, type things, uh, pfff, life is. Um...&lt;br /&gt;
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===The hallway (05:09-05:35)===&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans to show the hallway''] Here's the hallway, and... &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows the Poster of SLGBTQ pride cover''] That's... poster, with uh, Sarah, Christine and Roberta... Rosechus and Sonichu, uh... but other than this and that... um...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans over to the family photo drawing''] There's the family photo! &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Walks down the hallway to show more art on the walls''] And, a little bit of, old art, here and there... in this hallway. &lt;br /&gt;
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===The laundry room (05:35-06:05)===&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows the laundry room, which despite the name has little to no room at all''] Um, laundry room, with... it's... I'll say blocked. Can't... already get to the back door but, we'll eventually clear it out.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows some filing cabinets and utilities''] There's... filing cabinets, and... a washer and dryer. Right there.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Walks back down hallway, and shows a calendar which is set to March 2018''] Um, there's my calendar, uh, with uh, moistures calendar above it, s- because I like, that artist Norman Roxwell, so did Mr. C and... a couple pictures of, me in my Sonichu form.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's room (06:05-07:53)===&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans to look into his room in which the light is off''] Here's... my dru- lemme turn on the light&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Turns on the light, Revealing a wooden bed with a pink duvet and a lot of clutter''] A'right there's my... bedroom, just...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Walks over to the bed''] And there's the bed. Ok? Um, and...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows dumbbells on the floor''] Dumbbells, because I do fifty reps a day, eh, I got my...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows some wrist weights and ankle weights that are on top of a cabinet''] Ankle and... wrist weights up there along with my, waist sucher that sweats it out... m'belly. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows a night shirt''] There's my night shirt!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Pans around to show an unorganised messy storage of clothes''] And, my other assortment of... clothes, I just... washed my tracksuit and cap today, and...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans around to show a dream catcher on the wall''] With this and that- I've just made that dream catcher, uh, ch- chandler, it opens the heart, 'n, th- hearts-&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows very old sign from Bob's family''] and look what I found in the workshop today, huh? Uh, you can seeing this mis- Mr. C? My old man, you seeing that? Huh? Found it! Found it. And, it's hanging right here, now. Hehehe, uh&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans left to show some precariously placed vinyl records, with [[Wikipedia: Bobbie_Gentry_and_Glen_Campbell|Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell]] at the front''] There's a, few records over there, just, hanging about.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Walks across the room to show more toys and some pictures and posters on the walls''] Uh, du- du- du- dududu, uh, other things, there's bear- uh- Bearstein, there's uh... photograph of, something my fan made me, and, picture of, uh, those things that I like from, uh, that's on my 3DS. Front and back of my 3DS, there. And, Milo and TV, with Daniel Ingram's autograph, and, Bronycon 2017 poster there, there's my, desk lamp. And... clock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Pans past full sized trangender pride flag and lesbian pride flag''] Um, there's... lesbian pride- there's my, lesbi- there's my transgender flag, here's my... lesbian pride flag, &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Walks over to and shows an iPhone''] I... this is my alarm clock, this... wakes me up about 6AM... It was my previous phone... um... um... &lt;br /&gt;
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===Barb's room (07:53-08:34)===&lt;br /&gt;
[''Walks to the bottom of the stairs''] Oh and upstairs I don't wanna talk much, because my [[mother]] is up there, I don't want her to get suspicious, but... that's pretty much where my mother is... uh, and our [[Clover_and_Snoopy|dogs]]... sometimes our [[Chandler_Cats#Cats_currently_residing_at_14_Branchland_Court|cats]]. Aaand, she's got mostly [[Barbara_Chandler#Mental|boxes of her clothes]] up there. [''Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Starts walking up the stairs''] So I'll just go with that, and I'll just- have a look.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Reaches the top of the stairs, and pans right to see Barb sleeping on a mattress [[Barbara_Chandler#Financial_problems|on the floor]]. She is surrounded by high piles of boxes of her own clothes that could easily fall and suffocate her, or [[Destruction_Of_Chris%27s_House|block firefighters]]. There is a laptop playing soothing music in there with her. Chris then walks into the kitchen and turns on the light and starts panning the camera around af the various objects''] A long else, ok. &lt;br /&gt;
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===The kitchen (08:34-09:48)===&lt;br /&gt;
Uh, this- this is our kitchen, um, we don't have much room, because, we got s- stuff that's cluttered in here, ever since we moved back in, buut we get by, um, we have our... counter top, we have our... big old refrigerator, with, Batman poster and my mom likes batman, nanananananana... uh, microwave...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows a large amount of washing up that needs doing''] Uh, there's the sink! We have a... water filter system, so that's good. Um, I cooked chicken earlier tonight... um weus- um, washer... dishwasher, doesn't work for some reason, I forget why. It was discussed after, when we were moving back in, um&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Walks over to toolbox''] ahh, du- du- daa da- just- we- just see, there's tools in that toolbox, hum, mm, and out there we fee- we feed our outside cats there. Um, ok what else? What else, what else?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Wanders over to a cabinet full of canned food''] Um, uch we store, canned goods... there.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans down to an ironing board''] Owell oxcheny opfeny anchony ironing board here. Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The bathroom (09:48-10:26)===&lt;br /&gt;
[''Walks into the bathroom''] This is our bathroom, our upstairs... bathroom, it could... do with a little TLC, whe-yip, um, whigonisiscome, ey- ir- uh- ihr- irhis- few more boxes. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans to a small built in cabinet''] Uh, that, and then... grandma's cabinet, uh, belonging to... my mother's mother. She wanted it, so, after Aunt Corrina died, so, she has that and we've got some things in out new, closet area there, there's- a door behind that that goes to... well, that would be the guest room there...&lt;br /&gt;
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===The guest room (10:26-11:17)===&lt;br /&gt;
[''Walks to another door and opens it, revealing a very dark room''] And in here... is, turn on the light...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Turns on the light to reveal an extremely large number of dangerous stacked boxes.''] Um, this would have been the guest room, if it didn't... just store a bunch of our stuff in here. Um, it was our... craft room, there's a hutch- &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows the other side of that door from before''] there's the door... which you just saw from the other side.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pans down to show an interesting painting in the middle of a clutter pile''] There's a... picture there... and other things..&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows a nice framed greyscale photograph of a young Barb which is on top of one of the box piles''] There's, a photograph of my mother, from many, many years ago, and other things...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows a disassembled light table stored among the box piles''] Over there is our, light table, it's disassembled, that needs to be- to put it's legs back on, ahh, de- de- doo, ah, what you see is, what you get with... everything, inside the boxes, possiposisos.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Leaves the room into the hallway''] Where's that light switch? I need to turn off the light.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's old room (11:17-12:43)===&lt;br /&gt;
[''Turns off the light, walks over to the door of his old room, and opens it''] Pretty much, last, and... kinda last, what was... bedroom, and, all that's lef- and glory, is now... more boxes. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''The room is now filled with boxes and is very dark''] Just, over the boxes, um...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Turns to show a closet, but it is so dark that you can't see it''] New closet right here, and there's... boxes in there, uh, I don't know why this- ch- this phone's giving me- dim lighting on that, but, hm, anyway, uh, half this room is occupied by... my mother's boxes...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Zooms in onto various boxes Labelled as his mother's clothes''] Look! Clothes! Clothes... cloth, cloth, cloth, oh, muchos ropas, ropas ropaas! [''Ropas is Spanish for clothes''] Hey einsme, and, all the way over here, is some... lots of cloth, some other things, the only boxes that are mine are pretty much, um, fffff- EEEUUUH...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Indicates to some boxes that he apparently owns''] Along there, there... there, there... there, uh, it pretty much ends... right. there, that's the corner, zoop, eeh, just- just seems, &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Walks around and shows all the other various boxes and objects scattered around''] ye- uh, other things, uh, what was this for? MORE CLUTTER, things, I'd like to be able to uah- sort it out, but my mo- urgh just, wants me to- uh, so much clutter! AH, CLUTTER! Eugh, eh, so pretty much, um...&lt;br /&gt;
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===Outro (12:43-13:03)===&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris turns the camera back onto himself to end the video''] Ending it... what was... my bedroom, uh, that's pretty much it for the, inside the house tour, as it is today, so, [''sigh''] y-yup! Thank you very much, and, have a good day! Where is that button?&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tour of Chris's House]] (2009)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tour of Chris's House II]] (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://gofile.io/d/ONPn30 Download video]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Troll Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's account of the events that took place on [[26 December 2014]].&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Monthly tugboat</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as much as possible, the need for its own existence.|[[Wikipedia:Ronald Reagan|Ronald Reagan]], who is likely turning in his grave right now.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|it's a [[Random-access humor|fun story]]. anyway, you know the expression, &amp;quot;Our ship has come in,&amp;quot; well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Luxury Ship that can easily sink]]. and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship. Chalk that idea up to a spot of [[Autism|creative thinking]]. :)|Chris's autistic explanation for his Tugboat}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWC eugenics.png|thumb|300px|$2000+ a day is what [[Christian Weston Chandler|this person]] suffering from [[autism|hereditary defects]] costs the [[United States of America|People's Community]] during his lifetime. Comrade, that is your money too.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Monthly Tugboat.jpg|thumb|What Chris believes a monthly tugboat is. Your tax dollars at work, gentlemen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''monthly tugboat''' is [[Chris]]'s [[CWC-isms|euphemism]] for his [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|Social Security Disability Insurance]] payment, which is deposited into his bank account via direct deposit on or about the 3rd of each month.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://ssa.gov/pubs/calendar.htm]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Essentially, the U.S. government has a taxpayer-funded program to financially support [[Slow-in-the-minds|disabled individuals]] whose [[Autism|injuries or ailments]] affect their ability to earn a living wage. Contrary to popular belief, Chris's check isn't a need-based welfare check, nor is it meant to replace a paycheck for someone who is unable to work. Chris's disability check is meant to supplement the money he would receive at a low-paying job (the best he could hold down) and provide him enough money to live on his own. Chris, with [[Chris and his Ego|his massive sense of entitlement]], chooses not to work and mooches off his mother instead, blowing his tugboat on [[video games]]. Unfortunately, this doesn't disqualify him from receiving disability.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2010, Chris received $809 each month, with $580 going to his parents for room, board, and to pay toward his credit card debt.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The rest of it generally goes towards [[List of Chris's games|video games]], [[McDonald's|junk food]], or [[sex toys|other frivolous purchases]]. However, $229 per month (about $7.50 per day) was (and is) nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for games, porn, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads, a constant supply of [[McDonald's|Chicken McNuggets]], gallons of [[Coke]], and, since the summer of [[2009]], [[alcohol]]. As of [[January 2010]], he owed roughly $3,500 in credit card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents. Indeed, according to one of his bank statements,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; at the end of one month he had less than three dollars left in his account. Even more, just by straight spending and no other extra income, he put himself $452.57 in the red.&lt;br /&gt;
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After [[Bob|his father]]'s death in September 2011, Chris's tugboat increased, and as of 2014, Chris was receiving approximately $1300 a month in welfare money.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of [[GameStop Assault|26 December 2014]], it is very likely that once Chris is convicted of a felony, he will lose his tugboat privileges.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's Economic Logic===&lt;br /&gt;
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Challenged by a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]], Chris claimed that he is not wasting his taxpayer-funded &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot;, because he is putting that money back into the economy and indirectly paying the tugboats of others. According to Chris's [[Chris and reality|logic]], by purchasing useless commercial goods, he is paying sales tax which the government puts directly back into the hands of the needy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 34|Mailbag #34]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This is a tremendous leap of faulty rationalization, even for Chris, and he fails to elaborate on his shaky economic theories in any detail. If you thought he didn't understand money before, [[Chris and Money|you ain't seen nothing yet]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Another thing to take into consideration is that while Chris spends a chunk of his social security on American products like McDonald's, Chris spends most of it on video games. The problem is his game systems ([[PSP|Sony PSP]], [[Wii|Nintendo DS, Nintendo Wii]], and [[PS3|Sony PS3]]), come from Japanese companies. Yes, these companies have American bases and a very small amount is produced in the U.S., but the majority is produced, developed and imported from Japan. So the money he spends goes to the retailer, which goes to the employees wages and fixed costs of the retailer's expenses that keep it functioning, which will be possibly be spent in America thus be put into the U.S. economy, the rest will given to the foreign company's employees and fixed costs that keep ''them'' functioning, which will be spent in Japan, thus being put back into Japan's economy. However, if Chris was an [[Hexbox|Xbox]] consumer, the majority of it would be put back into the U.S. economy, as Microsoft's Xbox is a U.S. based company, with a majority of its products being developed and manufactured in the U.S. and a large majority of it employees being Americans. In the same way buying a car from American brands like GM, Ford, and Chrysler, stimulates the U.S. economy, and buying a foreign car like Honda, BMW, and Kia, doesn't and stimulates ''their'' foreign economies, Chris could help the economy by getting over his irrational hatred of Xbox.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Earning Potential===&lt;br /&gt;
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On the advice of [[Bob Chandler|his dead father]], Chris doesn't get a job, supposedly because the tugboat gives him more money overall. However, Bob was totally wrong. At the time of this writing, minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25, pursuant to federal minimum wage. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life, get off disability, and begin working a full forty-hour week, his monthly income before taxes and rent payment would be approximately $1,260 USD. This would put Chris's annual income range, before tax, at roughly $15,100. Subtracting what he pays his parents to live in filth, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $9,000 in ''spending'' money, enough for many more sex toys and video games. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulls in annually from the government after paying off his parents.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even if this weren't enough, the most cursory research reveals that an [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|SSDI]] beneficiary could have earned from $700 a month in the year [[2000]], when Chris was eighteen, to $1,000 a month in [[2010]] without losing a cent of their SSDI payments.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/COLA/sga.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It's clear that Bob's decision to encourage Chris's unemployment comes from negligence, ignorance, blind delusion, or the knowledge that his son is a total failure who can bring nothing but shame on himself and his family. His enabling has caused Chris to miss out on over $100,000 in potential earnings through the end of 2010, which could buy a lot of [[Muscle bra|bras]], [[Sex toys|fake china]], [[My Little Pony|children's]] [[Transformers|toys]], and [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|Lego-covered PS3 accessories]].&lt;br /&gt;
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If Bob's motivation came from the reasonable assumption that Chris could never survive in an real-world workplace environment, of course, one wonders why [[Fridays After Five|he kept unleashing Chris to run amok on an unsuspecting public]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Father Call]], Chris claims that his disability check is &amp;quot;a stepping-stone in the right direction of [him] moving out.&amp;quot; Given Chris's tendency to waste his free money on frivolous shit rather than put it towards anything that might improve his life, he was probably just telling Kacey's father what he thought he wanted to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Total Cost to Taxpayers===&lt;br /&gt;
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Rough calculations and estimations say that if Chris lives into his eighties, given reasonable &amp;quot;cost of living&amp;quot; increases to his tugboat annually, he will receive roughly $1,000,000 over his lifetime from the American taxpayer. In this day and age, that's chump change and he'd amass a larger fortune if he simply got off his ass and got a career; of course, it's [[Chris and health|extremely unlikely]] that he will live anywhere near that long.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since Bob's death, it's not known how much of Chris's tugboat goes to his mother to spend on &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;boxes of useless clutter&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; necessary items, but given that they asked for cash donations in Bob's obituary, she probably has to take most of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
* The earliest known use of the term &amp;quot;monthly tugboat&amp;quot; was in March [[2007]] in Chris's first e-mail to his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]]. When introducing himself, Chris says, &amp;quot;I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a monthly tugboat.&amp;quot; He does not actually explain what a &amp;quot;monthly tugboat&amp;quot; is supposed to be.&lt;br /&gt;
* An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Adam_Stackhouse_wins.2C_Chris_is_a_horrible_cheater_and_likes_Megan_.22so_much.22|e-mail to Megan]] from August 2007 recounts Chris's purchase of ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' with his latest tugboat check.&lt;br /&gt;
* During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris claimed he was waiting for his tugboat (in an e-mail to &amp;quot;Miyamoto&amp;quot; himself, no less) to fix technical problems with his website.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Mumble 1|Mumble #1]], Chris mentions that he'll have to wait for his next tugboat to buy some new content for ''Ape Escape'' on the PSP.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]], Chris tells [[Julie]] that he can't make it to Ohio until his next tugboat comes in.&lt;br /&gt;
* Since late 2009, [[Chris]] seemed to have mostly given up the term &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot;, possibly because of its extensive adoption by trolls in the [[Mumble]] chats, the [[Mailbag]], and elsewhere. In the [[Father Call]], he refers to it as his &amp;quot;monthly income&amp;quot;, while in the [[Jackie e-mails]] he simply says he's on Social Security, although he did refer to it once as a &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot; in [[Mailbag 34|Mailbag #34]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|BlueSpike Skype logs]], quoted at the top of the page shine a light on the origin of the term.&lt;br /&gt;
*In one of the [[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie chat logs]], he wrote about the reason he deserves the welfare:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|&lt;br /&gt;
[7:47 pm] CWC: Originally, I was given that blessing through [[Bob|my father]], on one theory of me NOT being able to do the basics of a job, which I have told you I disagree with fully.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: Yesterday, I have actually asked [[God]] the question, because all I was coming up with was having deserved it from my [[Stress|trials and tribulations]] in my life.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: God responded...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: He told me that he blessed me because he saw me as one of the appreciative and [[Chris and English|less richer]] people, so he gave me that blessing through the approval.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]: ???&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] CWC: And I also asked him about the Job situation; why have I not been able to get a job then?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: that doesnt make sense&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: why would God approve you to rip off the government when there are people starving and dying on the streets who genuinely need help&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] CWC: he told me that he felt I was not ready to tackle a job yet, but he will bless me with a job when he sees fit.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] CWC: I don't know.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] Jacklyn Romy: thats not my understanding of how God works&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|i mean, are you sure you heard him correctly? no one I know has EVER heard God tell them &amp;quot;hey, just sit back and do nothing, i'll hand you a job and money so you can just play games all day&amp;quot;|Jackie, destroying Chris with sound logic.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and money]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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|group9     = [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list9      = [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|SHOWDOWN]] • [[Kacey calls]] ([[Kacey Phone Call|1]] • [[Kacey Call 1.5|1.5]] • [[Kacey Call 2|2]] • [[Kacey Call 3|3]]&amp;lt;!--kacey 4 8 4 09--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 4|4]]&amp;lt;!--kacey82809--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 5|5]]&amp;lt;!--kc82909--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 6|6]]&amp;lt;!--kc83109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 7|7]]&amp;lt;!--kc09109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 8|8]]&amp;lt;!--kc09209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 9|9]]&amp;lt;!--kc090309--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 10|10]]&amp;lt;!--kc090409--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 11|11]]&amp;lt;!--kc090709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 12|12]]&amp;lt;!--999kc--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 13|13]]&amp;lt;!--kc091009--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 14|14]]&amp;lt;!--kc9eleven--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 15|15]]&amp;lt;!--kc91209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 16|16]]&amp;lt;!--kc91309--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 17|17]]&amp;lt;!--kc091509--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 18|18]]&amp;lt;!--kc91709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 19|19]]&amp;lt;!--kc91809--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 20|20]]&amp;lt;!--kc92109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 21|21]]&amp;lt;!--kc92209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 22|22]]&amp;lt;!--kc92709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 23|23]]&amp;lt;!--kc92909--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 24|24]]&amp;lt;!--kc10509--&amp;gt;) • [[Father Call]] • [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] • [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|The End For Real]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group10    = [[Jack Thaddeus]] calls&lt;br /&gt;
|list10     = [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|1]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|3]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group11    = [[Jackie|Jackie Chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list11     = [[Jackie Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 3|3]] • [[Jackie Chat 4|4]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 5|5]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 6|6]] • [[Jackie Chat 7|7]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 8|8]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 9|9]]''' • '''[[Lars Call]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group11 = Other&lt;br /&gt;
|list11=[[Car Pranks]] • [[Prank calls]] • [[Maggie Thomas call]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Matthew Noble call]] • [[Rocky Shoemaker call]] • [[Jail call]] • [[Second Jail Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
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	<entry>
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		<title>Template:FanChats</title>
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		<updated>2014-12-29T18:48:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Navbox&lt;br /&gt;
|title      = Chats and calls&lt;br /&gt;
|name       = FanChats&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group1     = [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|IRC]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list1      = '''[[2008]]:''' [[IRC (16 October 2008)|Oct 16]] • [[IRC (24 October 2008)|Oct 24]] • [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Oct 26]] • [[IRC (26 November 2008)|Nov 26]] • [[IRC (13 December 2008)|Dec 13]] • [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Dec 15]] • [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Dec 17]] • [[IRC (18 December 2008)|Dec 18]] • [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Dec 22]] • [[IRC (27 December 2008)|Dec 27]] • [[IRC (28 December 2008)|Dec 28]] • [[IRC (31 December 2008)|Dec 31]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''[[2009]]:''' [[IRC (02 January 2009)|Jan 2]] • [[IRC (03 January 2009)|Jan 3]] • [[IRC (04 January 2009)|Jan 4]] • [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Jan 20]] • [[IRC (21 January 2009)|Jan 21]] • [[IRC (23 July 2009)|Jul 23]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|group2     = [[PandaHalo]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list2      = [[Chris Sex Logs|Skype Sex Logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|group3     = [[Vivian Gee]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list3      = [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|group4     = [[BlueSpike]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list4      = '''[[BlueSpike PSN Chats|PSN Chats]]:''' [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|3]] ([[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|3.5]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]]) • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|4]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''[[BlueSpike Skype Logs|Skype Logs]]:''' [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3|3]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4|4]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5|5]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6|6]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7|7]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|8]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 9|9]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10|10]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|12]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|13]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Other:''' [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] • [[Bob Walks In]] • [[Bob Walks In Aftermath]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group5     = [[Mumble]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list5      = [[Mumble 1|1]] • [[Mumble 2|2]] • [[Mumble 3|3]] ([[Mumble 3.5|3.5]]) • [[Mumble 4|4]] • [[Mumble 5|5]] • [[Mumble 6|6]] • [[Mumble 7|7]] • [[Mumble 8|8]] • [[Mumble 9|9]] ([[Mumble 9.5|9.5]]) • [[Mumble 10|10]] • [[Mumble 11|11]] • [[Mumble 12|12]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|group6     = [[Sarah May]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list6      = [[Sarah May Skype Logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|group7     = [[Alec Benson Leary]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list7      = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|1]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|2]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|3]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|4]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|5]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|6]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|7]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|8]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|9]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group8     = [[Vanessa Saga|Vanessa AIM chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list8      = [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|1]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2|2]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|3]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4|4]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5|5]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|6]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7|7]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8|8]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|9]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group9     = [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list9      = [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|SHOWDOWN]] • [[Kacey calls]] ([[Kacey Phone Call|1]] • [[Kacey Call 1.5|1.5]] • [[Kacey Call 2|2]] • [[Kacey Call 3|3]]&amp;lt;!--kacey 4 8 4 09--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 4|4]]&amp;lt;!--kacey82809--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 5|5]]&amp;lt;!--kc82909--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 6|6]]&amp;lt;!--kc83109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 7|7]]&amp;lt;!--kc09109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 8|8]]&amp;lt;!--kc09209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 9|9]]&amp;lt;!--kc090309--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 10|10]]&amp;lt;!--kc090409--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 11|11]]&amp;lt;!--kc090709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 12|12]]&amp;lt;!--999kc--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 13|13]]&amp;lt;!--kc091009--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 14|14]]&amp;lt;!--kc9eleven--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 15|15]]&amp;lt;!--kc91209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 16|16]]&amp;lt;!--kc91309--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 17|17]]&amp;lt;!--kc091509--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 18|18]]&amp;lt;!--kc91709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 19|19]]&amp;lt;!--kc91809--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 20|20]]&amp;lt;!--kc92109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 21|21]]&amp;lt;!--kc92209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 22|22]]&amp;lt;!--kc92709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 23|23]]&amp;lt;!--kc92909--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 24|24]]&amp;lt;!--kc10509--&amp;gt;) • [[Father Call]] • [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] • [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|The End For Real]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group10    = [[Jack Thaddeus]] calls&lt;br /&gt;
|list10     = [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|1]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|3]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group11    = [[Jackie|Jackie Chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list11     = [[Jackie Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 3|3]] • [[Jackie Chat 4|4]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 5|5]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 6|6]] • [[Jackie Chat 7|7]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 8|8]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 9|9]]''' • '''[[Lars Call]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group11 = Other&lt;br /&gt;
|list11=[[Car Pranks]] • [[Prank calls]] • [[Maggie Thomas call]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Matthew Noble call]] • [[Rocky Shoemaker call]] • [[Jail call]] • [[Second Jail call]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Second_Jail_Call&amp;diff=177906</id>
		<title>Second Jail Call</title>
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		<updated>2014-12-29T18:46:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: Created article&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On 29 [[December 2014]], a [[troll]] called the Albemarle Regional Jail in order to confirm that [[Chris]] was no longer being held after he posted bail. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Second Albemarle Regional Jail call&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|pU4yRBZXsBw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 December 2014&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = &lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Tomgirl|Text}}&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC00FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Female Automated Message'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: You have reached the inmate information section. (beep) You have reached the inmate account and record section, the account office is open (beep) Monday through...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC00FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Female Automated Message'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: One moment, please.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Inmate records.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Caller'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Hi. I'm, sorry to bother you but I just called. Uh, can you verify for me again that Christan Weston Chandler has already been bailed out?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Caller'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Okay. Thank you very much sir.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh huh.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Caller'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Bye bye.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Call ends.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtu.be/pU4yRBZXsBw YouTube upload]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=December_2014&amp;diff=177905</id>
		<title>December 2014</title>
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		<updated>2014-12-29T18:24:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* Events */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris chan dec 2014.png|thumb|December sighting in [[GameSpot Assault|GameStop]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''December''' is the twelfth and final month of 2014. It seemed like nothing big was going to happen this month beyond Chris repiercing and later removing the un-clit, his announcement of moving back into 14 Branchland Court, and, of course, his intense hatred against blue-colored arms, but while this month would have ended quietly, Chris decided to completely ignore common sense and [[28 October 2011|past experiences]] and break not one, not two, but ''three'' laws in a single day, by visiting a GameStop that he was banned from in order to vandalize their ''Sonic Boom'' display, and promptly ''mace'' an employee on his way out. It was later stated that the employee will be pressing charges, and while waiting a hearing for his triple-whammy crime, Chris will now spend time in ''jail''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events==&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 December - Chris gushes over an online ''[[Family Guy|Animation Domination High Def]]'' parody called &amp;quot;HBO's ''Powerpuff Girls''&amp;quot;, noting that ''&amp;quot;If they actually made a series of the PPGs in [[Chris and english|the]] [[She Came for CWC|adult situations]] and life, I would Totally watch every single one!&amp;quot;'' and not realizing it is just a parody not authorized by Cartoon Network themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 December - Chris uploads a video of himself playing ''Mario Kart 8'', once again. &lt;br /&gt;
* 3 December - Chris posted a [[medallion]] update in a shocking while. Chris later mentions on a [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#Sonic.27s_Arms_Hatred:_The_Backstory|Facebook post]] that he has been in shock of the change in color to [[Sonic]]'s arms since February, and that he has been actively protesting against it since June/July of 2014, sending and commenting months &amp;quot;worth of time&amp;quot; and that they have yet to respond. He has called for more action to restore Sonic's arms to their original tan color, and announces he is [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#December_2014_Medallion_Update|&amp;quot;expecting to be moving back into [his] renovated house within the next couple of weeks&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 4 December - Chris [[Un-clit#Repiercing_the_Taint|repierces his taint]] with [[Chris and money|gold piercing jewelry]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 December - Chris discovers [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#The_Second_Season|''Sonic Boom'' is getting a second season]], and...well, [[12 October 2009|just guess what happens]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 6 December - Chris [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#BOO.21.21.21|posts more idiotic hatred posts about ''Sonic Boom'']] and announces on Facebook that he is [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#Move_Back_to_14BLC_has_officially_begun|moving back]] to a renovated [[14 Branchland Court]], and notes that any orders made between then and 1 January 2015 &amp;quot;will not be able to begin or fill them until close to or after that date.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* 9 December - A series of commissions drawn by Chris is uploaded to the forums. One of them is the receiver's OC scissoring [[Robbie]]. The thread later reveals that Chris IRL uses a homemade device to hold his [[duck]] in, which consists of a strap-on with the dildo removed.&lt;br /&gt;
* 10 December - Chris discovers a possible jab made to him in episode 7 of ''Sonic Boom''...and is actually [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#Pickle_Joke|''neutral'' towards it]]. Later in the day, he sends a raging, mostly [[BILLY MAYS|ALL-CAPS]] letter to Sega, [[Sonic_Boom_Protests|begging them to change Sonic's arms again]]. On the same day, he [[Open Relationship E-mails#No_Longer_Together_With_Catherine|e-mailed to Renee]] that he and [[Catherine]] were no longer together.&lt;br /&gt;
* 12 December - Chris finally realizes piercing part of his taint isn't such a great idea after all, and as a result [[Un-clit#The_End_of_the_Un-clit|removes it completely]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 13 December - Chris once again [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#BMW_is_still_for_sale|placed his mom's BMW on sale]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 December - Chris thought that [[trolls]] were [[Open Relationship E-mails#Trolls_are_hacking_his_text_messages|hacking his text messages]]. Meanwhile, he asked Renee to [[Open Relationship E-mails#Modelling_Career|help him in his modelling career]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 December - [[Catherine E-mails|E-mails]] from Chris to [[Catherine]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]]. Then, Chris [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#Don.27t_Ask.2C_Don.27t_Tell|posts on Facebook]] that he's &amp;quot;feeling crappy&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* 16 December - Pics of the [[Catherine#Leaked_Information|&amp;quot;Relationship Vow&amp;quot; card]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]], showing Chris's vow to [[Catherine]] for their ''Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners''. Chris later [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#Protesting_Sonic_Boom_on_Miiverse|continues his protest of Sonic Boom on Miiverse]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 17 December - [[Apology Letters‎|Three apology letters]] that Chris wrote to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Wal-Mart]] in August are leaked. Also leaked is a never-before-seen [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|Christmas video]] filmed in 2004.&lt;br /&gt;
* 18 December - Chris [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#Meme_Run|posts a long opinion piece on why he hates trolls and the infamous Nintendo eShop game ''Meme Run'']]. Meanwhile, it was leaked on the CWCki Forums that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had [[Catherine_E-mails#The_Gal_Pals_Weren.27t_the_First_Time_Bob_Hired_Friends_for_Chris|hired gal-pals for Chris]]. It was also leaked that [[Anna McLerran]] [[Anna_McLerran#Anti-troll_plea_to_Catie|was trying to dislodge Catherine and she would appeal for Catherine's humanity.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 21 December - Chris announces 14 Branchland Court will not be ready to move back into by [[C-Mas]]. He posts links to give him presents, gift cards, or PayPal money--and '''even gives suggestions for joke presents.''' He also ''begs'' his Facebook friends to buy the car from [[Craigslist]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 22 December - Chris awards his Facebook friends for helping him get through the year (supposedly) by giving them a picture of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]]ified Lego [[Wild Sonichu]] and [[Sonichu]] himself.&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 December - [[Christmas|Christmas Eve]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 December - [[Christmas]]. Once again, there appears to be no [[sweetheart]] under the C-Mas tree for Chris this year.&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 December - Possibly the busiest day in Chris's life since [[graduation]]. He went to [[Fashion Square Shopping Mall]], and visited [[GameStop]] where he [[GameStop Assault|vandalized a ''Sonic Boom'' display and pepper-sprayed an employee on the way out]]. The police were called at some point after this, and Chris caused unspecified trouble at Sears and JCPenney before attempting to carjack a man in the parking lot, and subsequently fleeing.&lt;br /&gt;
* 28 December - Chris was confirmed to be held in [[Jerkops|Albemarle Regional Jail]], awaiting an initial hearing for his crimes two days earlier.&lt;br /&gt;
* 29 December - Chris's initial hearing takes place. The case is continued, to be heard again on [[February 2015|February 5, 2015]]. Chris also posts bail.&lt;br /&gt;
* 31 December - New Year's Eve.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Commissions Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Set1pic1.jpg|[[eBay|Commissioner's]] OC, à la Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Set1pic1back.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Set1pic2.jpg|It's nice to know Chris's [[Random Access Humor|sense of humor]] hasn't changed, over the years.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Set1pic3.jpg|Something about this scene looks a little [[Sub-Episode 2|familiar]]...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Set1pic4.jpg|Chris: still a staple of [[Women's rights|women's rights]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Set2Pic1.jpg|Remember, kids, vandalism is [[List of places that have banned Chris|way past cool]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Set2Pic2.jpg|Annnnd [[Chris and english|walls of text]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Set2Pic3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Set2Pic4.jpg|Is she scissoring his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|butthole]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=26_December_2014&amp;diff=177898</id>
		<title>26 December 2014</title>
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		<updated>2014-12-29T18:03:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* Aftermath */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''26 December 2014''' was probably the busiest day in [[Chris]]'s life since he [[Graduation|graduated]], and is essentially [[28 October 2011]] all over again. Once again, Chris is [[Chris and the law|in trouble with the law]], and once again, it involves [[Michael Snyder|assaulting staff]] [[The GAMe PLACe|at a video game store]]. This time, though, it doesn't look like he'll get off the hook so easily.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Synopsis==&lt;br /&gt;
===In GameStop===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Madman.jpg|thumb|The now infamous photo of Chris moments before the assault.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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That Chris was in trouble with the law was first brought to the attention of the internet when a Tumblr user named monozettai uploaded a video of Chris pepper-spraying a [[GameStop]] [[Manajerks|employee]] on 27 December&amp;lt;ref name=Tumblr&amp;gt;https://archive.today/ZDHkd&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. In the short clip (which can be viewed below) Chris, sporting full [[Tomgirl]] regalia, throws away any [[Trolls#Today|pity points]] he may have earned by breaking three separate laws in one visit to his local GameStop.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, who was already banned from GameStop, went to the outlet at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] with the purpose of [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalising their Sonic Boom merchandise]] (staff said he'd done this before, which is probably why he was banned in the first place) wearing a pair of [[Chris and fashion|purple toy sunglasses]] as a [[Honor roll|&amp;quot;disguise&amp;quot;]]. Needless to say, he was recognised by staff, who tried to get him to leave. Chris moaned to them about [[Autism|&amp;quot;letting bygones be bygones&amp;quot;, so he could vandalise the store's property in peace]]. It's unclear whether Chris managed to do any damage to the Sonic Boom stuff before leaving, but he eventually left, as seen in the video, commanding the staff to [[Chris and negotiation|&amp;quot;Don't call anybody!&amp;quot;]] as if he deserved to be [[Barbara Chandler|shielded from the consequences of his actions]]. It was as he left that he pepper-sprayed the unfortunate employee, who was later confirmed to be unharmed, and the store did not close.&lt;br /&gt;
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===monozettai's Account===&lt;br /&gt;
After the video was discovered by the Christorians, many [[weening|weens]] flooded monozettai's inbox with questions on his recollection of the event. This is what he had to say about the incident:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I was in Gamestop looking at the 3ds rack when I heard a racket from my left. I looked up and saw Chris surrounded by 3-4 employees in a corner (I recognized Chris’ voice before their appearance). A woman was telling Chris that they had been banned from the store and needed to leave, to which Chris responded with something like “Oh come ON, can’t we let bygones be bygones?” The employees ignored him and continued to tell him to leave and threatened to call security. Eventually they dispersed to do so, which is about when I began filming (I had been wondering whether or not I should, but I’d say only about 20 or so seconds had gone by between when I noticed and when I started filming).&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;After the video I heard the employees complaining about the use of pepper spray. I didn’t notice it when I initially filmed nor was I ever in the vicinity of the spray, so I can’t confirm anything, but as you can see Chris sprayed something at an employee in the video. I don’t remember seeing that employee around after that so I assume he left. Anyway, a woman buying a game at the counter asked the employee she had been interacting with what had just happened and the employee replied that Chris was “some guy that came in from time to time to mess with the Sonic Boom games because he was upset that Sonic’s arms had changed color, ” or something to that effect. Sadly I did not check to see what happened to the Sonic Boom and only stayed for another 5 minutes or so before leaving, but nothing else of interest happened other than employees running back and forth from the counter to the back room, anxiously talking about contacting security and making sure “he” was gone.&amp;lt;ref name=tumblr&amp;gt;https://archive.today/GsnsF&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===After GameStop===&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the sketchy information on what happened in the next hour or so comes exclusively from leaked, low quality audio from a police scanner, and most details are uncertain. With his duty at GameStop done, and the police on their way, Chris caused unspecified trouble at JCPenney and Sears, and had some sort of encounter with a [[JERK|man]] in his car in the parking lot (speculated to be an attempted carjacking, or Chris [[Honor roll|trying to get in the wrong car]] in a moment of blind panic), who also notified the police. At some point after arriving at the mall and checking the building, police determined that Chris had left the building around half an hour ago. The police also somehow managed to contact Barbara, who had little information to offer, except the make and color of Chris's car (this also marks one of the few times Barb found out what was going on before the trolls did). Clearly, the police didn't catch Chris at the mall, so it is unknown when and where he was caught, but it was most likely the same day. For the full story, we may need to wait for Chris's inevitable account at his video court hearing (presuming he's allowed to speak), or on Facebook when he's released, but as always, we'll have to remember that [[Sub-episodes|he'll inevitably twist the tale to make himself look like a noble activist]] and get sympathy out of his [[white knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dec2014cwcjailphonecall.jpg|thumb|Expert recreation of Chris's first night in the pokey.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 28 December, a member of the [[CWCki Forums]] [[Jail call|contacted Albemarle Regional Jail]] and confirmed that Chris was being held there, and was awaiting video court the next morning. Assuming Chris was caught on the day he committed his crimes, he had been in jail for two days by this point. It's unknown if he's getting along with his sink this time.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bluearmsis zpsac2c59f2.jpg|thumb|left|A hit new [[Netflix]] show rocking the [[Ruckersville, VA|nation]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Aftermath===&lt;br /&gt;
A followup call from a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] troll&amp;lt;ref name=forum&amp;gt;https://archive.today/KbrlM&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; revealed that the employee will be pressing charges, in a development remarkably similar to the events of [[28 October 2011]]. If the claims by the troll are indeed true, it is likely that Chris will be facing severe legal penalties, as his crime was technically malicious assault, as well as the laws he broke by not only refusing to leave a premise he was banned from but quite possibly also vandalism of their merchandise. That's without factoring in whatever he got up to in JCPenney, Sears or the parking lot.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whatever he's charged with, Chris is unlikely to receive a lenient sentence this time for a number of reasons. First, he's a repeat offender, which won't look good to the judge. Second, he and his mother are already in [[Chris and money|deep shit financially]], having squandered their inheritance from [[Bob]] on hiring [[Rob Bell]] after the incident in 2011, so Chris getting a good representative (if he pleads not guilty in video court) is out of the question. Chris also probably has more charges against him this time, almost certainly more serious ones.&lt;br /&gt;
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With estimates for Chris's jail sentence ranging from mere days to 5 years, everything's up in the air at the moment. There have also been suggestions he may lose his [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]], perhaps even [[14 Branchland Court|his home]], or maybe even become a ward of the state. Whether he'll be forced to seek psychiatric help is also in question, and obviously greatly [[Chris and psychology|hoped for]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Consensus among his observers is that the time has come to stop giving Chris leniency. So far, every time he has been forced to face the consequences of his own actions, he has been let off - for example, Snyder decided to seek leniency for Chris after 28 October 2011, the CWCki Forums, of all people, put together a care package for him after [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the house fire]], and for the duration of [[2014]], Chris's [[white knights]] are the gift that has just kept giving. This would all be well and good if Chris would be grateful for his narrow escapes, and learn to be more cautious next time, but instead, Chris [[Chris and his ego|simply expects to be bailed out]]. If he has to do a span in jail to learn a lesson, so be it (as long as he's not inside for so long we get a drought of content, of course).&lt;br /&gt;
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Whatever the outcome, it's doubtful it'll teach Chris anything about how to behave in public, it'll more likely simply resuscitate [[Chris and anger|his old grudge against]] [[Jerkops|police]] and [[Manajerks|retail workers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 29th, it was confirmed that Chris had posted bail and had left jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{tardrage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GameStop Assault&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|yJkjjpFM97w}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 27 [[December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Video games|text}}; {{Other|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Rage|text}}, {{Violence|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Tomgirl|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = Manchester Hoodie&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Brushfire Video]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}} &lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
[''A beep is heard as Chris walks near the camera, then blows a raspberry.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': [[Chris and negotiation|Don't call anybody!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris struts confidently towards the store entrance. Unintelligible background noise from other customers can be heard, and a family at the counter can be seen in shock at the horror they've just witnessed.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Employee''' (To Chris): You're too tense. (Laughs)&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris sprays a yellow-shirted employee with pepper spray, who recoils in self-defense.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Employee''': Whoa! Hey! [''mouths &amp;quot;what the fuck&amp;quot;'']&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and the law]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[GameStop]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jail call]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonic Boom Protests]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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		<title>2013</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Facebook1.jpg|thumb|In '''2013''', Chris mourned his expulsion from [[The GAMe PLACe|Heaven]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''2013''' is the fifth year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. However, like the [[2011|two]] [[2012|years]] before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began [[This is how the Trial went|serving out his sentence.]] For a while, it remained to be seen if this ordeal (which ended in July) would finally knock some sense into him, though judging from [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|past experiences]], it seemed pretty unlikely. &lt;br /&gt;
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2013 was the first year Chris didn't upload any [[Chris and art|art]] or crafts or mention [[sex]] or his [[Chris and his Ego|grand delusions]]. He also continued not to appear in public with the [[Medallion of Fail]], and he showed more awareness of the [[trolls]]. However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as &amp;quot;friends&amp;quot; (namely, Anna and the congregation of his church). It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from [[My Little Pony]] in April. And in October, Chris discovered that his [[Manchester High School|high school]] [[gal pals]] had merely tolerated him and allowed him into their group out of pity.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even the Wal-Mart store he frequents has had enough of him - in September, an act of blatant vandalism by Chris caused him to be thrown out and banned from the store. He [[curse]]d the [[Manajerk]] for this incident, and went back to his pattern of publicly blaming his old &amp;quot;forgiven&amp;quot; enemies. With the death of Bob a couple of years ago and his once-enablers getting tired of his antics, Chris is headed down a road that many have tried and failed to warn him about - one where the number of people willing to tolerate him are getting fewer and fewer.&lt;br /&gt;
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In May, an [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur account] of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was revealed by Chris, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's radio silence since [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life_and_poor_health|the death of his father earlier in 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In August, Chris indicated that his health has taken a turn for the worse, which, when compounded with the other problems explained above, all point to one thing - The consequences of his actions [[Exercise|(or lack thereof)]] are finally beginning to catch up to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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In early November, Chris uploaded his first YouTube video since 2011. In December, [[Alec Benson Leary]] leaked the [[Tour of Chris's House II]] video to the [[CWCki Forums]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==January==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mcdonalds.jpg|thumb|January sighting]]&lt;br /&gt;
*11 January 2013 - Chris changes his [[Facebook]] [[:File:Facebook1.jpg|picture]] [[:File:Facebook2.jpg|twice]] in one day.&lt;br /&gt;
*29 January 2013- Chris is spotted at local McDonald's. &lt;br /&gt;
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==February==&lt;br /&gt;
*24 February 2013 - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 31]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==March==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in March]]&lt;br /&gt;
*8 March 2013 - A photo of Chris in his tomgirl attire is featured on the fourth episode of [[Chris in the media#Failosophy|MTV's ''Failosophy'']]. &lt;br /&gt;
*9 March 2013 - Chris goes to [http://madicon.org/ Madicon] held this year in Harrisonburg, VA. He's spotted by one of trolls, however no pictures are taken. On Facebook, he [[Facebook#Sonichu is not dead|insists]] that the ''Sonichu'' comic is not dead, despite two years without updates. He also [[:File:Failosophy.PNG|discovers]] that he was on MTV the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
*28 March 2013 - Chris posts a public [[Facebook#Gay Marriage |Facebook message]] whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's [[:wikipedia:Hollingsworth v. Perry|Proposition 8]] and [[:wikipedia:United States v. Windsor|DOMA]] deliberations.&lt;br /&gt;
*30 March 2013 - An [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|epistle]] from Chris to his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] is leaked on the CWCki forums. In the document Chris announces that he will be no longer going to church for a period of time. Details about the deterioration of Chris's relationships with his fellow parishioners and church staff are also revealed.&lt;br /&gt;
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==April==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris in April 2013.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*4 April 2013 - Chris posts a [[Facebook#Game Place|a new Facebook note]], in which he says he has no more interest in the [[The GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
*20 April 2013 - Chris uploads two new Facebook pictures. One of them depicts him holding a sign that reads &amp;quot;Haters to the Left,&amp;quot; and points to the viewer's right in typical Chris fashion, while the other one shows him holding a different sign that declares him &amp;quot;[his] own free [[Homos|bitch]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*29 April 2013 - Chris posts two Facebook notes. In the [[Facebook#Sega Mascot Contest |first one]] he expresses his outrage at the news of Sega planning to replace [[Sonic]] as their mascot, not realizing that the news story he is responding to is a fictional one posted on a parody website. In the [[Facebook#&amp;quot;The Trolls Who Cry Woman&amp;quot;|second note]] he bemoans of how he has been trolled in the past by people pretending to be women.&lt;br /&gt;
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==May==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|thumb|Chris in May 2013.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*4 May 2013- Somebody named [[Anna|&amp;quot;mormonjesus&amp;quot;]] drops in IRC what seems to be [[Emails#2013|email]] Chris sent to [[Kim]] on 1 May.  &lt;br /&gt;
*6 May 2013 - More [http://www.mediafire.com/view/?y1pp1lop9wx6hdv emails between Chris and Jackie] are leaked on the CWCki forums.&lt;br /&gt;
*19 May 2013 - The [[Maggie Thomas call]] which was made in [[September 2009]] was leaked by whispsonichu on the [[CWCki Forums]].&lt;br /&gt;
*21 May 2013 - Chris posts up pictures of his iPhone and his broken iPod on his Facebook account, complete with a custom made duct-tape folder for them.&lt;br /&gt;
*21 May 2013 - Chris unveils his latest creation, the [[Idea Book Case|iDea Book Case]], via Facebook.&lt;br /&gt;
*26 May 2013 - [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ An Imgur account] of Chris's formerly hidden Facebook status updates is revealed....by Chris himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*29 May 2013 - Chris changes his Facebook profile picture to one featuring the return of the [[Parappa the Rapper|Parappa]] hat.&lt;br /&gt;
*30 May 2013 - Chris makes a new Facebook post, laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to &amp;quot;serve and protect&amp;quot; [[Barb|his mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
*31 May 2013 - The Nintendo-run website [[Flipnote Hatena]] shuts down.  All flipnotes, including Chris's are no longer able to be shown.  A troll let this site know a couple months earlier in order to save Chris's [[art]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==June==&lt;br /&gt;
*6 June 2013 - Chris starts playing Toro's Friend Network and the game is linked to Facebook.&lt;br /&gt;
*7 June 2013 - Chris has made 20 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. [http://i.imgur.com/EARZYtF.png (Link)]&lt;br /&gt;
*9 June 2013 -[[Anna]] posted on Facebook to Chris that she re-watched his [[DVD of Fail|DVD]] with her married friend. [http://i.imgur.com/lgxayJp.png (Link)]&lt;br /&gt;
*9 June 2013 - An [[Jackie E-mails 31|e-mail from Chris to Jackie]] on 7 [[September 2011]] was leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]], where Chris talked about his dream that according to the Grim Reaper, his [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s soul would not be claimed until the year 2015.&lt;br /&gt;
*11 June 2013 - Chris has made 30 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. [http://i.imgur.com/1iFbV78.png (Link)]&lt;br /&gt;
*12 June 2013 - Chris has made 50 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. [http://i.imgur.com/LAKqMX0.png (Link)] He is also earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. [http://i.imgur.com/tTcpJFF.png (Link)]&lt;br /&gt;
*13 June 2013 - Chris liked two videos: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oa8Nd6H0pU &amp;quot;I Heard the Dog Bark&amp;quot; by Sesame Street] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlinLHR2yl4 My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2] on [[YouTube]] despite he once made a [[Facebook#THEY_ARE_NOT_SERIOUS.21.21.21|Facebook post raging about the Equestria Girls movie a few days ago]]. [http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png (Link)] On the same day, [[Anna]] posts to her friends, including Chris to all go to Disneyland together. [http://i.imgur.com/5AQNS4V.png (Link)]&lt;br /&gt;
*16 June 2013 - A picture of [[Son-Chu]] which is photographed on Google Street View in [[June 2011]] is leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].&lt;br /&gt;
*17 June 2013 - Chris posts another Facebook post that [[Facebook#I_am_feeling_very_lonely_again|he is lonely again.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*20 June 2013 - A video of [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] on 8 June 2013 is leaked on the CWCki Forums.&lt;br /&gt;
*20 and 21 June 2013 - Hidden [[Twitter]] posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 June 2013, which most of them are linked to the Facebook [[2013 Imgur Leak]] and pictures from 20 June 2013 are leaked on the CWCki Forums.&lt;br /&gt;
*22 June 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Too_many_Trolls_and_Bad_People_in_the_world|Facebook]] that &amp;quot;there are too many [[Trolls]] and Bad People in the world hiding behind the [[Internet]] constantly&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*24 June 2013 - Mary McLerran, relative of [[Anna McLerran|Anna]], posts to Chris on Facebook that she is sending him good energy. [http://i.imgur.com/LAZA08q.png (Link)]&lt;br /&gt;
*27 June 2013 - Chris makes a [[Facebook#A_skunk|Facebook]] post about a skunk.&lt;br /&gt;
*29 June 2013 - Chris complains to [[Cole Smithey]] on Twitter.&lt;br /&gt;
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==July==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChrisHowGoodLookingAmI.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2013.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*7 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Ruckersville|Facebook]] about [[Ruckersville]]. On the same day, Chris liked the full movie of Equestria Girls on YouTube.&lt;br /&gt;
*10 July 2013 - Chris's year-long probation, [[28 October 2011|passed down by the court]], ended.&lt;br /&gt;
*14 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Very_Depressed.|Facebook]] that he is depressed and needs real compassion from women.&lt;br /&gt;
*18 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Don.27t_call_me_a_wet_blanket.|Facebook]] that he doesn't want people to call him a wet blanket.&lt;br /&gt;
*20 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Spring_Brakers|Facebook]] about ''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Spring Breakers]]'', bizarrely comparing it to [[My Little Pony]] and his life.&lt;br /&gt;
*22 July 2013 - Chris uploads a picture on [[Facebook#Stupid_Question.|Facebook]] and asks how good looking/attractive he is. He claims that he now weighs 220 pounds. On the same day, Chris shares a &amp;quot;Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2)&amp;quot; video. On the same day, Chris uploads a screenshot from the [[CWCki Forums]] on [[Facebook#The_results|Facebook]] about the results of the poll.&lt;br /&gt;
*24 July 2013 - Chris shared a Crackle page on Facebook. On the same day, Mary McLerran posts on [[Facebook#I.27m_sending_you_love.2C_too|Facebook]] that she loves the hand shape on Chris's profile picture.&lt;br /&gt;
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==August==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChrisChan27August.jpg|thumb|Chris in August 2013.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*3 August 2013 - [[William Elliott Waterman]] posts to Chris on [[Facebook#You.27re_a_real_nice_guy.2C_Chris|Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
*5 August 2013 - Chris posts some photos of his high school [[LEGO]] set on [[Facebook#LEGO_High_School|Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
*6 August 2013 - Chris shared some links of LEGO Heartlake High on [[Facebook#Heartlake_High|Facebook]]. On the same day, Chris posted on [[Facebook#One_of_my_pups_just_peed|Facebook]] that one of his [[Clover_and_Snoopy|pups]] just peed.&lt;br /&gt;
*7 August 2013 - Chris liked some videos of [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]], posted some posts related to the movie, and put it #2 of his Top Movies list. On the same day, [[William Elliott Waterman]], one of Chris's friends posts a message to the DANG, DIRTY trolls on the CWCki on [[Facebook#William_Elliott_Waterman.27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE|Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
*9 August 2013 - Chris uploaded a photo of [[Manchester_High_School#Go_Lancers.21|&amp;quot;The Lancers&amp;quot;]] on Facebook, which is Chris's high school sports team.&lt;br /&gt;
*15 August 2013 - Chris uploaded photos of [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]], Lemon Pound Cake, and a logo of &amp;quot;University of Delaware &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;Fightin'&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Blue Hens&amp;quot; on Twitter and Facebook.&lt;br /&gt;
*16 August 2013 - More random pictures were posted by Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
*17 August 2013 - Chris posts an absurd riddle on [[Twitter#17_August_2013|Twitter]] and [[Facebook#The_Riddle|Facebook]], which explains the random pictures he posted.&lt;br /&gt;
*18 August 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#I_got_new_shoes|Facebook]] about his new shoes.&lt;br /&gt;
*19 August 2013 - Chris deleted the absurd riddle. On the same day, one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted to him on [[Facebook#Do_you_feel_like_your_winning_today.3F.21.3F|Facebook]]. Chris also posted a picture of his eyebrow on [[Facebook#One_Eyebrow|Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
*21 August 2013 - Another one of Chris's new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted to him on [[Facebook#Fantastic_Gift_In_The_Mail_Today|Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
*22 August 2013 - One of Chris's new friends posted to Chris again on [[Facebook#Got_your_tunes.21|Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
*23 August 2013 - Chris posted on [[Facebook#Breast_Cancer_Awareness|Facebook]] about [[Breast Cancer Awareness]], and stating that [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] is a survivor of breast cancer. On the same day, Chris posted a [[Facebook#Snoopy_Doobie_Doo|photo on Facebook]] involving his mother and Snoopy.&lt;br /&gt;
*27 August 2013 - Chris posted on [[Facebook#Losing Friends|Facebook]] about suffering from stress due to various reasons. On the same day, he updates his Facebook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==September==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Back of Chris Chan 9-22-13.jpg|thumb|220px|Field agent observation, September 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
*1 September 2013 - Chris posts on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Ten_A_Piece_For_Rainbow_Dash_And_Applejack|Facebook]] about his favourite ponies in [[My Little Pony]].&lt;br /&gt;
*2 September 2013 - Chris posts on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline_Troll.2FBully|Facebook]] cursing a [[Manajerk]], Rob Bell, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Megan Schroeder]]. Shorty after he [[CWCki Forums#September 2 FB update; New Troll to &amp;quot;Welcome&amp;quot;|informs the CWCki forums]] about this note. On the same day, Chris likes the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQx6DenaXc Equestria Girls - Official Live Action Music Video (The Magic of Friendship)] on YouTube.&lt;br /&gt;
*3 September 2013 - Chris whines to one of his friends on [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#14.2C386.2C443_out_of_a_possible_10|Facebook]] about his [[stress]], [[trolls]] and more, claiming that his blood pressure went up because of them.&lt;br /&gt;
*4 September 2013 - Chris posts a 1-star review of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#The_Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School_Review|Facebook]], claiming that &amp;quot;The teachers, counselors, and Principal here back in the early 90s physically abused and attempted molestation upon me, mentally and emotionally scarring me for life&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*5 September 2013 - Chris's court information about the [[28 October 2011]] incident is updated. It seemed that Chris had been sentenced to 30 days confinement last year but the sentence was suspended and Chris paid a $247 fine instead.&lt;br /&gt;
*6 September 2013 - The second anniversary of [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] death from heart failure. Chris also shared a link about autistic interactions on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Six_Rules_Regarding_Autistic_Interactions|Facebook]] and mentions his [[Autism Tutorial]] videos.On the same day, Chris makes a post on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|Facebook]] about how he has now been banned from Wal-Mart for vandalizing an XBox Live sign with a permanent marker.&lt;br /&gt;
*7 September 2013 - Chris makes a [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#God_Trolls_Chris_Yet_Again|Facebook post]] about how God made him scratch a woman's car in a parking lot. On the same day, some pictures of [[14 Branchland Court]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].&lt;br /&gt;
*8 September 2013 - Chris whines on a [[YouTube]] video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J73NWDTvohI &amp;quot;Equestria Girls (Helping Twilight Win the Crown)&amp;quot; - MLP: Equestria Girls &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[My Little Rock Band]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;] that the PS3 versions of the song should be made.&lt;br /&gt;
*10 September 2013 - Chris shared a link to a ridiculous [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Brassieres_For_Males|Facebook]] page &amp;quot;Brassieres For Males&amp;quot;, supporting [[JERKS|males]] to wear sports bras.&lt;br /&gt;
*11 September 2013 - Chris shared a [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] link to the movie &amp;quot;Extremely Loud &amp;amp; Incredibly Close&amp;quot;, claiming that ''It is a touching and good movie to watch today.''&lt;br /&gt;
*17 September 2013 - Chris posts on [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Fans_are_Weird.2C_Part_1|Facebook]] that he has found a [[Sonic]] Underground DVD from either a troll or a fan which had been resting there for some time, as it was covered in rain water. He tells people that if they want to send him something, to put it in the newspaper box or have it shipped to his doorstep. He includes some visual aids and screencaps from ''[[Excel Saga]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*18 September 2013 - Chris tries to see the &amp;quot;kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete&amp;quot; collection on [[eBay]] for $65.&lt;br /&gt;
*22 September 2013 - PCA, a [[CWCki Forums]] user, meets Chris in [[McDonald's]] in Charlottesville and provides two snapshots of him as a proof.&lt;br /&gt;
*24 September - Chris [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...|posts a rant]] against [[Megan Schroeder]] on Facebook, revealing that he uses a Lego minifig of her as some sort of voodoo doll.&lt;br /&gt;
*27 September - Chris writes a new [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris-Chan explains it all|Facebook post]] meant to correct what he sees as commonly held misconceptions about his past relationship with Megan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==October==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwc1013.png|thumb|right|Chris in a October 2013 video (a few weeks later, he would post this on youtube)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*1 October 2013 - [[Barbara]]'s 72nd birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
*3 October 2013 - Chris posts [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|an angry Facebook rant]] directed at [[Megan]].&lt;br /&gt;
*4 October 2013 - Also blames Megan for the trolling and the [[Cwcki]].&lt;br /&gt;
*11 October 2013 - Chris posts a Facebook status debunking an impostor's claim that Chris was mugged during a short trip to the Philippines.&lt;br /&gt;
*25 October 2013 - Chris films [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]].&lt;br /&gt;
*28 October 2013 - Chris made a [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Another_Announcement|Facebook post]] to leave him alone.&lt;br /&gt;
*30 October 2013 - Chris revealed in a Facebook post that he has finally realized, after corresponding with them, that his [[high school]] [[gal-pals]] didn't really like him and were just playing [[Kick the Autistic|Pity the Autistic]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*31 October 2013 - [[Halloween]]. Chris asks his former gal-pals to come to 14 Branchland Court and apologize.&lt;br /&gt;
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==November==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwc1113.jpg|thumb|CWC in November]]&lt;br /&gt;
*4 November 2013 -Chris posts to [[November 2013 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] again asking the world to ignore his porn. That same day,Chris offers further rationalizations and recriminations concerning ShecameforCWC.jpg. It would seem as if Chris is finally accepting responsibility for his actions, but then he unintentionally back-pedals by forgiving Megan, Michael Snyder, and Mary Lee Walsh for what they did to him. &lt;br /&gt;
*5 November 2013 - Chris posts [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]] on [[Youtube]],  the first video since 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
*6 November 2013 - Chris posts on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#Wanting_LEGO.27s_Attention|Facebook]] that he wants LEGO's attention. It is also revealed that his video is part of another [[Chris and contests|contest]].&lt;br /&gt;
*12 November 2013 - Chris posts another apology on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#.22I.27m_Sorry.2C_SO_LEAVE_ME_ALONE.21.22|Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
*15 November 2013 - Release of the life upgrade, upgraded: the [[Sony|PS4]]. It is unknown whether Chris has bought it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
*19 November 2013 - Chris uploads pictures of his heart, crushed by [[Sarah Bevel]] and his other false and dishonest [[gal-pals]], along with a sort of poem on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#Hurt.2C_Lonely_and_Depressed_For_The_nth_Time|Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
*25 November - Chris posts 3DS friend codes for himself and, apparently, his mother, seeking connections with other [[Pokémon]] players. &lt;br /&gt;
*26 November - Chris apologizes to [[Megan]]. Again. He also mopes some more about his online reputation.&lt;br /&gt;
*28 November - Chris posts a Thanksgiving message.&lt;br /&gt;
*30 November - Chris angrily denies that he and his mother had Thanksgiving dinner at a soup hotel. &lt;br /&gt;
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==December==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:1387772451098.jpg|thumb|CWC has a Wii U?]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 December 2013 - Chris posts another [[Facebook]][[December 2013 Facebook posts|status]] about being alone&lt;br /&gt;
* 11 December 2013 - [[Alec Benson Leary]] leaks the [[Tour of Chris's House II]] video&lt;br /&gt;
* 16 December 2013 - Chris posts an ad on [[Craigslist]] trying to sell his used porn collection for $1,000.&lt;br /&gt;
* 22 December 2013 - A user on [[4chan|/v/]] may have discovered Chris's Miiverse account, meaning that he bought a Wii U.&lt;br /&gt;
*25 December 2013 - [[Christmas]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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		<title>Nintendo</title>
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		<updated>2013-12-23T05:25:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* Nintendo and Chris */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|Chris at the Nintendo shoppa]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Nintendo Co., Ltd.''' (Japanese: 任天堂株式会社 ''Nintendō Kabushiki gaisha'') is a multinational company from [[Wikipedia:Kyoto|Kyoto]], Japan, which was founded in 1889 and started off with producing [[Card games|playing cards]]. During the latter half of the 20th century it started getting more and more involved in the [[video games|video game]] industry. In [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], five years before the birth of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], Nintendo brought out its first gaming console.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.nindb.net/system/color-tv-game.html Color TV Game | NinDB]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It is now one of three chiefs competitors on this market, along with [[Microsoft]] and [[Sony]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Nintendo and Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Customwiimote.jpg|thumb|Chris chillin' with his Wii]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris currently owns several Nintendo consoles, as well as [[List of Chris's games|a shitload of games for them]]. For a time being (before the [[PS3]] came along), ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' was the biggest game in his life and he made the hour-long [[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]] in which he would tell Nintendo about his many personal problems and how much he hated the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]]; it still remains his longest video to date.&lt;br /&gt;
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Along with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''[[Pokémon]]'' was his &amp;quot;[[plagiarism|inspiration]]&amp;quot; for creating [[Sonichu]] and the other [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]; this was actually positively covered by ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the early epic [[Miyamoto Saga]] in [[2008]]-[[2009]], Chris was [[troll]]ed by [[Clyde Cash]] impersonating various Nintendo officials, including [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Takashi Tezuka]], [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] and the Nintendo lawyer [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[2010]], Nintendo's [[Flipnote Hatena]] service became a major part in Chris's ongoing [[Love Quest]]. In 2011, Chris felt betrayed by his favorite company for [[3DS Flipnote| not porting the Flipnote software quick enough]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|Has Chris bought a Wii U?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|several]] [[Calling Out &amp;quot;Julaaaay&amp;quot; - David|videos]] released in 2011, a Giant Mii AR Card [http://club.nintendo.com/rewards-details/a/21002.do] is visible on Chris's wall. This particular item is only available to Club Nintendo members, for the price of 300 coins.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[December 2013]] a user on [[4chan|/v/]] discovered what might be Chris's Miiverse account and posted pictures of some of his posts. If this account is genuine, then Chris has spent [[tugboat|your money]] on a Wii U.&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NDS.PNG|thumb|300px|Seems an awfully convenient plot device - it's almost as if Chris isn't a very talented writer.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], Chris uses a DS to connect to Wi-Fi, to search [[CWCville]] for villains.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:003-NPSon.jpg|thumb|[[SEGA]] Nintendo!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|Appeal to Nintendo in Redmond]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Club Nintendo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays e-mails]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris E-mails 2004-2006|Nintendo e-mails]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[An Official Sonichu Update|Nintendo of America]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Wii Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wii Remote of Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Soures==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]] at [[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: Possibly one of Chris's posts on Miiverse. Delete if this is not actually Chris.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Possibly one of Chris's posts on Miiverse. Delete if this is not actually Chris.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<updated>2013-12-23T05:11:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: Possibly one of Chris's posts on Miiverse. Please delete if this is not actually Chris.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Possibly one of Chris's posts on Miiverse. Please delete if this is not actually Chris.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<updated>2013-12-23T05:10:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: Possibly Chris's Miiverse account. Feel free to delete if this is not actually his account.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Possibly Chris's Miiverse account. Feel free to delete if this is not actually his account.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>YouTube</title>
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		<updated>2013-11-07T21:19:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* External links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|no description available|YouTube's official (and very appropriate) response to many of Chris's videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and his Ego|Chris commenting on a video thinking it was meant for him.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''YouTube''' is the primary arena in the online world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], who has occasionally called it &amp;quot;the YouTube&amp;quot;. Although his website may get hacked and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] might crash and [[110mb]] will suck balls, YouTube.com is always up and operational, and, up until his &amp;quot;final departure from the Internet&amp;quot; in 2010, Chris was always producing new [[Captain's Log]] [[videos]] and reacting to the videos of his [[trolls|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]].&lt;br /&gt;
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For Chris, YouTube is not merely a way to post videos dedicated to his alleged adoring [[fanbase]] and issue broad condemnations of trolling; it is also a communication channel. Chris has posted several videos on his YouTube channel that he apparently believes will be only viewed by the people he addressed the videos to &amp;amp;ndash; and that they'll view the video even when they haven't been made aware of Chris's channel. He has addressed individual trolls, individual alleged fans, [[sweetheart]]s and especially former sweethearts, journalists&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[10 September 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and TV shows&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[For G4s Web Soup]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|''Cleveland Show'' Voice Rant]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, local business managers&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Apology to Game &amp;amp; Hobby Place]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and other people within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is wary of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged sweethearts who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. In order to satisfy his ever-inflating [[ego]], he searches videos labeled &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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There's a certain beauty to the way Chris's videos are displayed to the world: The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s end up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Luckily, [[Arjen Van Dierten]] archived them on his YouTube account for prosperity of future [[lulz]]. As he has retired from this duty, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] (and several unrelated YouTubers) save Chris's videos for future generations. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Video quality (or lack thereof)==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Chris and cinematography}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|C'mon! You can TOTALLY see his face!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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When viewing one of Chris's videos, one of the first things the viewer will notice is the '''excruciatingly''' poor quality of his video. One of his major flaws as a cameraman is lighting; any amateur cinematographer would know that if he's recording a video indoors, he would turn the lights on, but Chris doesn't adhere to this basic rule. As a result, almost all videos recorded indoors have a sickly greenish-yellow tinge to them. Also, due to this, almost every video suffers from blurriness thanks to the lack of proper lighting.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whenever Chris is recording, he seems to fail to grasp the basic object of &amp;quot;focus&amp;quot;; to make sure that the camera is appropriately trained on whatever it is he is trying to film. As such, whenever he is filming, he is often way out of center. It also doesn't help that he often adjusts the camera angle without regards to what his audience will see, which means that you can't even see what it is he's filming. For a very good example, when Chris was [[Secret Weapon|gloating]] about the picture of [[Clyde Cash]] he had found online, he was holding it far too close to the camera's lens, so that you never really do get to look at the picture as a whole. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also seems to lack any basic video editing skills, be it pre- or post-production. Whenever he needs to put text in a video, he chooses to write it down on a piece of paper and record it with his camera. Almost any basic video editing software, even [[Wikipedia:Windows Movie Maker|Windows Movie Maker]], has an option to display computer-generated text within the video and in the occasions that he needs to insert a TV clip, he instead opts to record directly from the TV screen, even though it would be far more prudent to insert the clips in via editing.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Some Favored Comedians]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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What makes this all pathetic is that [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Chris chooses to blame these flaws on his equipment]], when anyone as devoted to video blogging as himself would choose a far superior and more devoted option than the [[PSEye]] camera, and buy the basic essentials such as a tripod, as well as some decent video editing software such as [[Wikipedia:Sony Vegas|Sony Vegas]]. But that would leave him without money to spend on [[Sex toys|other things]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's YouTube accounts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] - [[September 2008]])===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 08 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his [[Future Message]], and the clips of himself on the evening news.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on 11 September; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.&lt;br /&gt;
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===CChan6789 ([[September 2008]] - [[March 2009]])===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact. According to his [[Jackie e-mails|talks with Jackie]], the only reason this account was lost was because Chris lost his password and he didn't realize that there's a ''password recovery'' function.&lt;br /&gt;
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===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] - [[July 2009]])===&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.&lt;br /&gt;
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===IBAChandler ([[July 2009]] - [[August 2009]])===&lt;br /&gt;
Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAChandler IBAChandler] on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many faggots, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that &amp;quot;IBAChandler&amp;quot; is a pun meaning &amp;quot;I be a Chandler,&amp;quot; as in &amp;quot;I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post [[Rollin' and Trollin'|a video with his new look]], claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
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===ChristianWChandler ([[August 2009]] - present)===&lt;br /&gt;
To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler. There is, however, no proof that he ever worked as a sacristan, or any other type of a Christian WC handler.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 22 [[November 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[100 2357.MOV|video]] in which he announces his departure from the [[Internet]] again. After uploading this video, Chris removed all his other videos from his ChristianWChandler account, not to update again for little more than 2/3 of a year. However, after a string of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]], Chris's account was stricken again.&lt;br /&gt;
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===ClydeGreggCashMays ([[October 2009]] - [[November 2009]]) ===&lt;br /&gt;
Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing these prohibited activities, his main account won't get shut down. However, due to the fact that Chris's blackmailing scheme lacked any chance of success in the first place, nobody gave a damn. (The first time YouTube [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|actually reacted]] to Chris's TOS violations happened over year and a half later, during his second blackmail saga - and Chris posted these videos on his bright and shiny and law-abiding ChristianWChandler account.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===CWCvilleProductions ([[August 2011]] - present)===&lt;br /&gt;
Operated by a third party, [http://www.youtube.com/CWCvilleProductions CWCvilleProductions] emerged in late [[August 2011]] as a result of Chris being banned from Youtube.&lt;br /&gt;
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===CwcvilleGuardian ([[February 2012]] - present)===&lt;br /&gt;
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While [http://www.youtube.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian] was initally created by Chris to post a comment, it has since primarily been used to favorite [[My Little Pony]], [[Lego]] related animation, [[The Simpsons]], [[video game]] and [[Chris and his Ego|his own]] videos. No videos have been uploaded to this account by Chris as yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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Curiously, he has added several videos from [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in his playlists, ignoring how their titles openly mock him. Even more curiously, he has also added several videos from the PONY.MOV collection, videos he claimed were responsible for killing his inspiration for drawing more Sonichu. He has subscribed to [[Michael Snyder]]'s [http://www.youtube.com/user/thercholic|YouTube account], ultimately proving that he will never be able to forget his petty, one-sided grudge against this man, even after nearly [[28 October 2011|going to jail]] over this obsesion.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 5 November 2013, he uploaded his first video under the CWCVilleGuardian username and his first since the end of the Tomgirl Saga: [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and cinematography]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Captain's Log]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[PSEye]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary The CWCville Library] &lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCVilleGuardian The real Christian Weston Chandler's YT account.]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chris's websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Md.PNG|thumb|Chris's drawing of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Guile&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Kacey's father (from [[Sonichu Special 4]]).]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On the fourth of [[November 2009|November, 2009]], [[Chris|Solid Chris]] spent a little over two hours on the phone one night with '''[[Troll|Matthew Devoria]]''' (born [[1957]]), father of his would-be [[sweetheart]] [[Kacey]]. Matthew is apparently a retired [[Wikipedia:United States Marine Corps|U.S. Marine]] who served in the [[Wikipedia:Gulf War|Gulf War]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris uses the opportunity of speaking to the father of a heartsweet by boasting of his now legendary [[honest content|honesty]], before flimsily attempting to defend himself from an angry father.&lt;br /&gt;
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Their conversation is illuminating. This is probably the most blunt assessment of himself and his place in the world that Chris has ever directly received: Matthew berates Chris for his [[Monthly tugboat|laziness]], [[Chris and death|lack of empathy]], inability to grow up, [[chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]], [[Obesity|being overweight]], and general failure at life. It is unlikely that Chris will take any of Matt and Kacey's advice to heart, as he retorts by saying that he leads a [[lie|hard life]], which includes such laborious tasks as doing [[:Image:Gibson.jpg|menial chores]], mowing the lawn, which he uses a [[CWC Fighter|riding lawn mower]] to do, and [[Tour of Chris's House|cleaning the house]]. He also claims to be [[I AM STRONG|strong]] and that he [[Guitar Hero|exercises]] [[Mass debating|regularly]], as well as eating healthy by going to [[McDonald's]] only once per week and [[Homo|shoving vegetables down his throat]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After being berated with insults for two hours, [[stress]] overcame him and Chris became increasingly more [[chris and anger|upset]]. In general, Chris greatly offended Kacey and her father, causing her to rethink her decision and go back to [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris recorded his [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5 November video]] as a follow-up to this conversation, hoping to repair his relationship with Kacey. He then had another [[Kacey and Liquid Call|phone conversation with Kacey]], which ended equally poorly.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
* Throughout the call, ''Portal'' is occasionally heard in the background.&lt;br /&gt;
* The call begins with Chris talking to Kacey and making some rather dubious sounding claims about his weight-lifting prowess. Kacey doesn't bother to question Chris on the truth of these claims, and instead hands the phone over to her father, Matthew.&lt;br /&gt;
* Matthew is fairly civil toward Chris to begin with, though it's immediately obvious that Matthew doesn't have much respect for him. Matthew begins by calling out Chris on his underwhelming employment record, and tells him that no sane employer would take his claim of being a Pokemon Gym Leader seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
* Upon being questioned as to the source of his monthly income, Chris reveals his [[autism]] and the corresponding [[monthly tugboat]]. Matthew asks if any hypothetical children of Chris and Kacey would also be autistic (or &amp;quot;'tard babies&amp;quot; to use Matthew's phrasing), and while Chris denies that they would be, Matthew checks with Kacey, who confirms that autism is more often than not genetic. This is the first of several times Chris [[lie]]s during the call, and while Matthew goes easy on him this time, he won't be so generous when Chris does it again.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris reveals his dream about God promising him a daughter named Crystal. Not only does Matthew consider the idea of God sending Chris messages to be blasphemous, he doesn't even like Crystal as a name and thinks it's more appropriate for a stripper.&lt;br /&gt;
* After indirectly confirming to Matthew that he was interested primarily in Kacey for her looks, Chris is questioned on why [[Liquid Chris]] (who Matthew will sing the praises of many times during the call) was impersonating him. Solid Chris's response is to claim that Liquid was jealous of his success with [[Sonichu]]. Matthew is at first completely bewildered as to why Chris is spending so much time on Sonichu, before using it to make the point that Chris has completely failed to move on from his teenage years.&lt;br /&gt;
* The tone of the conversation takes a significant turn for the worse when Matthew brings up the subject of [[Twin Falling Towers|Chris's little 9/11 video]], and says that he found it especially offensive, since his mother (Kacey's grandmother) was one of the casualties in the World Trade Center that day. Chris's only response is to say the video was really [[Clyde Cash]]'s fault, because he was being mean to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris tries to elicit sympathy by claiming to have undergone &amp;quot;war-like tribulations&amp;quot; in his life. Matthew tells Chris what war is ''actually'' like, recounting his Gulf War experiences, particularly an incident where he had to carry a dead colleague back to base. Chris retracts his statement about his problems being &amp;quot;war-like,&amp;quot; but carries on whining about the hard burdens he's had to deal with, including having to pull up weeds, mow the lawn, move furniture, and bury his beloved [[Patti Chandler|dog]]. Matthew is even more offended by the insinuation that this is equal to the death of his mother.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris doesn't let the fact that his attempts to earn sympathy aren't working discourage him, and rants semi-coherently about how the evil [[troll]]s have [[Kick the Autistic|made his life a misery]]. Not only does this self-pitying whining severely annoy Matthew, Chris unwittingly digs himself a deeper hole by revealing his [[Ohio trip|road trip to Ohio]] in the [[Julie]] saga, causing Matthew to angrily question him on why he won't come to D.C. to meet Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
* Matthew accuses Chris of acting like a child, and mentions the state of [[Chris's room]] (as seen in [[Tour of Chris's House|the tour]] of [[14 Branchland Court]]) as proof that he's lazy and unwilling to take responsibility. Chris just tries to blame [[Barb]] for not helping him, causing Matthew to sarcastically comment on his lack of maturity, only for Chris to miss the sarcasm and think Matthew is actually agreeing with him.&lt;br /&gt;
* In an unbelievably insensitive move even by his standards, Chris tries to compare the effort that tidying his house would entail with the effort Matthew spent carrying his dead colleague back to base. Matthew is ''furious'' at this comparison, and gets Kacey back on the phone to tell her how full of shit Chris is. Kacey tells Chris that he needs to respect Matthew more, before handing the phone back to her father.&lt;br /&gt;
* An off-hand remark about the library leads Matthew to question Chris on his reading habits. Chris says that the last book he read was ''To Kill a Mockingbird''... and then starts describing the plot of ''Of Mice and Men''. Upon having this pointed out, Chris remembers which book he's talking about and gives a vaguely correct description of the plot, but seems to have only read (or paid attention to) the first half of the story.&lt;br /&gt;
* Matthew says that Kacey reads books like Chris stuffs candy down his throat, and Chris ''completely'' misses the point and angrily claims he has a healthy lifestyle. Matthew thoroughly mocks Chris's lack of basic comprehension skills, and challenges him to produce a video of himself exercising in order to prove his obviously false claims of being healthy.&lt;br /&gt;
* Returning to the subject of Crystal, Matthew asks Chris how he intends to support himself, Kacey and a child on his monthly tugboat and a minimum wage job. Chris tries to claim that $8/hour is plenty for a family of three, to which Matthew points out that not only is that amount of money nowhere near enough, the minimum wage is actually $7.25/hour. Chris takes a sneering tone during this debate, only serving to piss Matthew off even more, and causing Kacey to again tell Chris to respect Matthew. By this point Kacey is getting pissed off with Chris's disrespect and clear failure to listen to her advice.&lt;br /&gt;
* Matthew again questions Chris on his lifestyle, and asks him to take his pulse. Chris discovers his pulse to be eighty-four per minute; Kacey overhears this and tells Chris that with his history of heart trouble, such a pulse indicates a serious problem. Chris doesn't seem at all bothered by this, which really annoys Kacey and causes her to storm off.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris bizarrely attempts to make himself look better by boasting that he's American born and bred, and has never even left the country, somehow thinking this will impress a man who fought in Iraq. Matthew points out that not only is this irrelevant since Kacey and Liquid Chris are also American, true patriots don't make videos mocking 9/11.&lt;br /&gt;
* Matthew decides to test Chris's memory and asks him various details about Kacey; Chris gets her favorite color vaguely right, has no idea what her favorite flower is, and takes forever to remember which of her family members died on 9/11. Matthew tells Chris that he must be [[naive]] to think he would have any chance with Kacey; Chris gets ''really'' annoyed by Matthew's usage of the word &amp;quot;naive&amp;quot; and actually implies that he would try to kick Matthew's ass were they in the same room. At least until Matthew reminds him which of the two was formerly in the USMC, causing Chris to quickly backtrack on his threats.&lt;br /&gt;
* Out of nowhere, Chris suddenly brings up his experience of being restrained by his Elementary School principal and teachers. This is probably yet another attempt to gain sympathy, but Matthew just considers it more evidence that Chris has serious problems, and points out how hypocritical it is for him to accuse Liquid of being the crazy one.&lt;br /&gt;
* Matthew brings up Chris's first meeting with Kacey (and her sister), and accuses him of acting in an inappropriately &amp;quot;touchy-feely&amp;quot; manner, which Chris just flat-out denies being true. This leads into Matthew questioning Chris on where he would take Kacey on a date, and in turn how much he would tip the server. Chris's response indicates that he believes the &amp;quot;15% rule&amp;quot; to be a cast-iron rule, rather than just a rough guideline for tipping.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris abruptly attempts to end the call, partly because of how late at night it is, but also because he thinks Matthew is being disrespectful to ''him''. Kacey comes back one last time and rails at Chris for being disrespectful and generally full of shit; Chris doesn't give a clear answer to any of her accusations, resulting in her storming out of the call for good. The tape runs out before the call actually ends, but it's clear by now that Chris has fucked up, big time.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
===Matthew makes the scene===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey Chris, it's Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi Kacey, how are you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, I'm cool, um, I'm over at my parents' house cause, um, they wanted to call 'cause they saw some of your videos and I gave them the letter...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, all right. Actually, I'm uploading a [[11042009 51 50|video]] now, I did 51 reps with, uh, fifty-pound weights...not really weights, but...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You did 51 reps or 51 times? 'Cause reps are different.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, lifted them up, 51 times, lifted them up with each arm. 51 times each arm, so it's a total of 102.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Well, was it hard?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it was hard, but it was a show of strength anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, that's funny, 'cause I have to lift, like... 100 or more pounds for my job but, um, let me go ahead and get my dad, because he wants to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, okay, what's his name? ...Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, it's Matthew.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Matthew? Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right well just give me a minute.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, Chris. This is ''Matthew'', Kacey's father.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, s- good evening, sir, how are you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm good, thank you. How are you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm doing good.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good, good... So, uh... So, I've got a couple of questions for you... Well, more than a couple.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's fine, that's fine, I'm happy to oblige with an an- with an [[honest content|honest]] answer.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well uh, first and foremost, let's see... You got a job, son?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Not currently, but [[Chris's resume|I am working towards getting a job]]. I have been filling out applications left and right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really, really, what kind of places? What kind of skills you got?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, w- yeah, I'm looking a- I'm applying for, like, uh- retail stores and such, I've got an application for a new CVS in [[Ruckersville]], and uh, one over at [[Wal-Mart]], and had one over at [[Target]]... I have worked before, I've worked at [[Wendy's]] in Ruckersville for a few months... First off, I worked off as a sales representative for [[Cutco]] cutlery.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right, that's minimum wage stuff... Did you go to college or something?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|I went to college]] and, uh, got a degree and a certificate in [[CADD|Computer Aided Graphic and Design]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you're working at...''Target''... I mean, I know the economy's bad, but I mean...surely, you've gotta, you know, use that somehow, right? ...How old are you again?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm 27...sir.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're almost ''thirty'' and you're working at, uh...''Target''. You wanna work at Target, I should say.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm...yeah, well, not really sure what kind of jobs my, uh...degree and certificate would get me, but I mean, like, you know... but I mean, if I- if I did know, then I'd certainly strike up on the job...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You got a degree not knowing what kind of jobs you could get...in that field, and you've had it for how long? When did you graduate?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... I graduated in 2006.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 2006, so you've had it for three years and you have done nothing with it... Hm, you haven't had any jobs between then?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pokémon volunteer and Chris's home===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I had- I did- I have done volunteer work... Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That doesn't pay, though. Although, what kind? Humor me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What kind of volunteer work? Humor me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, yeah, well, I have the- I helped the children over at the [[The GAMe PLACe|Citizens' Gym League]] for the [[Pokémon]] Trading [[Card games|Card Game]] league a few years back...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Pokémon''? Wait, wait, that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, teach them how to play, build decks from what scraps they had, make sure they kept in order, don't get too crazy...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And...how long ago was this?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, what was that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How long ago was this? I mean, wasn't that ''Pokémon'' thing, wasn't that back in [[1990s|the 90s]] when that was really popular? Because I think my youngest daughter used to like that, but you know, that was years ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was the late 90s.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; LATE 90s.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And- um- that's still going strong. Maybe I-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If you say so.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...And I have been doing that from 1998 'till about 2008. So about ten years I've been doing that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right. You've been playing a children's card game for ten years.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Yeah, but also, like, as you know, like, a form of babysitting.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Babysitting... but doesn't babysitting usually, you know, pay? And, I mean, that doesn't sound like you're volunteering. When I think volunteering work, I think like, you know, Red Cross, that kind of thing. You know, actually going out and really helping people, planting trees, that kind of stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I have- I have been- I have helped people out. You know, I, uh, helped, like, the parents mind...knowing their children were in a safe environment and I helped ensure children were playing and were within the safe environment and that nothing was to go wrong and, uh, and I was respected as an authoritative figure in that sense.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And...but...are you still doing this? I mean, or what are you doing right now? If you stopped, why aren't you doing this anymore?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ummm...yeah, I was kinda like, uh, you know, uh, not so good at showing up, so it was like my choice on ending that, you know. But yeah, it was kind of a sad day for me, you know, to have to put that behind me, but, you know, we gotta move on. But anyway, aside from that, I...I've been searching and, uh, doing yardwork for my family and other sorts of...heavy lifting.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right, right... Well, anyways, I'm done talking about, uh, ''Pok-e-man'' now. I got a couple more. So, uh, what kind of place you got, you got a place of your own? Where you living at?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... I'm currently living in a [[14 Branchland Court|two-story house]] with my [[mother]] and my [[father]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Living with your parents, age 30. Got it. [''Chris tries to interrupt''] ''Almost'' 30, excuse me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, uh, I hope that, uh, doesn't strike you in a bad thing, but it's like, uh, I just did not feel comfortable leaving the safety of my home with the, uh, for a while.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, uh, why is that exactly?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Cause I could not really, I just did not feel, you know, like I was ready for a place of my own just yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You gotta leave somehow, you've gotta leave at some point. I think most of my kids will, you know, move out 18, 20... I'm okay if they hang out while they're in college, but after that they gotta start looking for a place of their own, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...yeah. But, you know, to each their own individual growth rates.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right, but, but uh, I just gotta ask, though... I mean, you're really serious about Kacey, are you not?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, yes, I am serious about Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay so...uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And with her help, I feel like I could get a good start on being able to, uh, you know, shortly, in the near future, move out of my- of the house.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...With her help?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...And get a place of my own...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You need her help in order to support both of you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''floundering''] It's more like, you know...um... Some details I'm not understand... I talk to my parents sometimes about that, but it's like, uh, you know...uh...I...it's like a...whole bunch of details...you know...yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; EXPLAIN, PLEASE. I don't know what these details are.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Anyway, I'm still, like, uh, I would need like, you know, external influence, you know, somebody outside the house to help me feel more comfortable in moving out.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You could, you know, people are always looking for roommates, you know, just go to any college board, you know.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...but still, I mean, that's not...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's not really an excuse.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's not something I would feel comfortable with, since, uh, I haven't been to college for a few years, you know...I keep between myself...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, but I mean really, if you can't s-s- If you can't support my daughter, my daughter needs a man, a MAN to support her.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am a man, sir.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Financial Situation and Crystal the 'Tard-baby===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How serious are you about my daughter?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How serious are you about my daughter? Really. If you aren't even willing to support yourself, you know, like that uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am willing, I am able to support myself as well. I'm able to support myself. And I will be able to support your daughter as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, then t-then then why aren't you? I mean, where's the money gonna come from?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I do have, I do have a- I do have a- a [[Monthly tugboat|monthly income]]. I get, uh--&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you now?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I get it fro- yeah, pretty much- I get it from the government. My family is a little bit in with the government.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; S-s-so w-why do you- why do you get welfare? Mi-might I ask? Or, whatever you call it. Um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You can call it, like, you know, a stepping-stone in the right direction of, uh, me movin- me moving out and- and all that, but seriously, though, I am very strong-willed, and I feel like, and I feel that I could, that when- that- I could- I would be able to take care of Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're avoiding my question. Why are you on, I think it's actually called Social Security. Why do you get it? I mean, I'm a pretty strong Republican, we don't really like that whole welfare thing. We work, and if we can't work, we go join the military. That's what I did.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I understand that. You see, I'm [[Autism|high-functionally autistic]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you now?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I was diagnosed with that at a young age, and I was, I still have [''brief disconnection''] just a few years ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, ah...isn't that [[autism]] thing, it's like a, you're not, like, ''retarded'', are you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, I'm sorry, not really, what?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just saying, you know, that's a genetic thing, right? I don't want any, if you're really going to get with my daughter, I don't want 'tard-babies.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, autism is not genetic.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, I think I read somewhere that it was, actually. I'm pretty sure I did.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, no, it's a myth. That's a myth.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A myth. A myth.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Autism is not genetic. You're not gonna have, there would be no retarded grandchildren on your part. I can guar... I can promise you that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If you say so. If you really say so. I'm looking this stuff up right now. My Kacey, she's in medicine, she knows this stuff, she's an expert.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but, like, you know, it might be also...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Actually, hold on, she's right over here. Hey, Kacey, what do you know about autism? Is that genetic?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it's definitely genetic. It usually runs in the mother's line but it can be in the father's as well. But it's usually the mother's. And twins have a much higher chance.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''In a relatively quiet sigh''] Great.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Anything else, Dad?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah...no, I think that's good, yeah, you go... What were you doing again?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I need to go finish washing the dishes. I'll be right back, Dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think there's some cake down there, too. Go help yourself or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, sweet! Thanks, Dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Anyways, where was I? Let's see... If you really want a kid with my Kacey, I think you'd probably be best if you adopted or something. That's a good thing, you know.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, yeah, in my case, I would not, I do not, I would not care to adopt. You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to give birth, to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be [[Crystal]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A dream...as in, you were asleep and you saw something?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Plus, in the dream, I had, like, an office job.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; An office job. Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, I don't think, Kacey actually doesn't really like that name. You know, it's kind of a stripper name, Cri-STAL, it's kinda like Cristal, that champagne...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, no, no, no, it would not, it would not, it would not be Cri-STAL, it would be Cri-STUL. Does that make sense?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's still pretty close.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's fairly, it does sound close, but it's not, you're not, you're just replacing the C-R-I-S-T-L-E, you're replacing the L-E with an A-L.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but even so...you said this all came to you in a dream...dreams, they don't pay the bills. It's just a dream. That's all just from your head. I had a dream once where, you know, I was flying. You don't see me doing that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah, okay, but I mean, it's like in, yeah. Flying, yeah, you're definitely not going to be able to fly on your own. Sure. But it's like, you know, when you see a dream that's actually reasonable, that you can actually picture yourself doing in the future while you're awake. You know? It's like a career thing. You know, it's like, yeah, you definitely, it's like, you know, when your child, there's a chance you could become a cowboy if you dreamed of being a cowboy. But, you know, that may not be, that may seem kind of far-fetched, if you're living in a place that's not near or in Texas, but if you're like, if you dreamed you want, if you want, if you dreamed you wanted to be, to become a teacher, that's more likely, that's more likely possible. You can get the degree and become a teacher.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So? If you want to go do it, be a teacher, go to work in an office, GO WORK IN AN OFFICE! Go apply to an office. Don't dream about it, dreams do nothing for you, they don't pay the bills.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I am taking, I have been, I have been working on that, and I have been taking action on looking for good jobs. Definitely looking in office jobs.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Prophetic dreams and Bob Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You think you have some kind of powers of prophecy? That doesn't seem very, I don't know, to me it doesn't seem very Godly, you know.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, ah, ah, ah, I'm not saying, I'm not saying that I'm a prophet. I'm not saying that. But, you know, it's definitely something that, you know, it's definitely something that I feel that God has promised to me and [[Chris and religion|I believe in God]], I go to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] every Sunday, and like, like in...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That sounds like being a prophet to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, yeah, you do, yeah, there are prophets that are mentioned in the Bible. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, but.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not, I am not, I, but, I am not saying that I am a prophet. Not saying that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Son, I go to church every Sunday too, and I've never had any kind of dreams of anything telling me that something is going to happen. God doesn't do that. God doesn't tell you things like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, yeah, you never know, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, it'll just, it depends on the people, you know? You never know it, but you know, you might actually have gotten a message in a dream that may have actually [''brief interruption''] but you might, you might not have caught on as quickly, or...and I do not mean to insult you, but, ah, yeah, right now, conflicted by, you know, retrospect, you might actually realize that could have been a message from God.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Naaaah... if you think you see the future, that sounds like you're trying to be a prophet. That doesn't really sound religious, that just sounds like some [[Chris and religion#Chris the Shaman|mumbo-jumbo]] to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not saying that it is the definite future, but that it is a POSSIBLE future. And I am looking-and I am looking to make that happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, MAKE it happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am going to.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do it. And if it's not a message from god, you should go out, you should do it. Why don't you go- don't wait for it, it sounds like you're just sitting around waiting for it. When did you have this dream, exactly?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I pretty much, I pretty much had it when I was between seven and nine years old-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Seven-wh-TWENTY YEARS AGO? Excuse me? And nothing has happened between then and now?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[floundering]'' I was definitely, like, in my [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary school years]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you hold onto this dream...I mean, you're almost thirty, you're, you know...time is gonna start working against you, you know? I mean, life is short.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you're living with your parents. I mean, what do you do all day, exactly?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I get creative by uh, I like to [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|draw and color]]. And uh, sometimes I like to create with my hands, you know, I [[Medallions of Fail|sculpt]]. And, uh even as far as, you know, just tinkering with, anything I like tinkering with. I even have-I am even [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|technologically smart]]. I even took a [[computer]] upgrading class where I put together a computer, a personal computer, from scratch.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So...why aren't you working building computers or something? It sounds like something you could do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''ignoring this fairly good point''] Hm, yeah, it is. Hm. Well I pretty much did get started on the techno-savvy, I would say, from my father. He's a retired technical engineer, he worked for GE for a number of years, he also, uh, was in the, well he was stationed over in Korea in the Signal Corps. He-he designed the controls for the plastic auto machines for his other achievements. So without him we would not have the plastic for, at the very least, your soda bottles.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's all fine and good, I mean, your father...but I'm not talking about your father, I'm talking about you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just pointing it out as hinting at my technological influence.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But...you haven't done anything, unlike your father. That's what I'm getting here. That's not good, son. I mean, when I was 27 I already had a wife and kids, I was working 40 hours a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm...umm...yes, well, my father didn't marry-my father did not marry the first time till he was 30 himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah but you know, he probably also had a job and was living on his own, and he was also in the military, like me. So I don't really care about what your father did, because that's what he did, that's not what you did.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I understand-I understand th-I understand what you're talk-I understand...talking about...and, you know, and your point.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I make a, I am trying to make a valid point myself. I feel like that, you know, we both are definitely understanding each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Kacey's boobs and Internet fame===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really? I must say, I'm not really impressed, but, uh, let's move on. Let's talk a little bit about what you think about my lovely daughter. What was the first thing you liked or noticed about Kacey?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I noticed her beautiful face.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Her beautiful face.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. And her blue-green eyes are like a pair of swimming pools that I would just like to swim around and bathe myself in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[extremely uncomfortable laughter]'' So the first thing you noticed was her appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupting''] But also I definitely like to take note over time, over talking to her, one day that she was very smart and very fun to hang around with, and she definitely knows what she's talking about. If anything [''laughs''] she could be a little bit sm- she could be smarter than me [[Ego|on some things]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But still, the first thing that, uh, you noticed, was her appearance. So, were you looking for like a trophy wife or something? It's kind of funny...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''stuttering''] The first thing I noticed about her in person, when we talked first, you know, between phone calls and e-mails, after kind of an indirect meeting there, but anyway. I actually learned first that she was smart and very delightful to talk to. And then after a while, she and I met in person, and then I got to appreciate her face. And the-the smart, charming wit behind it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This doesn't really add up to what Kacey told me, you know. The impressions I got from what she said about your first little...&amp;quot;encounter,&amp;quot; we'll call it...she said she was a little bit...uncomfortable around you, you know? And apparently when you first talked to her, you actually were [[Kacey Phone Call|pretending to be somebody else]], actually. You know, that [[Liquid Chris|other Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well he was, that was another thing. Yeah. All right, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She didn't like that much.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My friend [[Kim]], she helped me, uh, get into that Chris's e-mail account. Before I ever learned about Kacey-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, that Chris was her boyfriend at the time, you know? I mean, I've actually talked to that guy and met him in person, he's actually a pretty nice kid.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but if you watch his [[YouTube]] videos he does get a little crazy. But anyway for the past few months now...he was, you know, he was pretending to be me, and a few months ago, he pretends, or I'm assuming he pretends, that he gets kidnapped and tied up, and sent to the desert. And then Kacey tells me that cops ''[incomprehensible]'' in the desert, but I'm going off track here-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That just doesn't make any sense to me. Why would he pretend to be you? Someone like you, guy who lives with his parents.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Okay, first off, I'm Internet famous for being the original creator of the, uh...it's like a combination of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and Pikachu [''Kacey's Dad groans''], so I was the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. And I created him on March 17, [[2000]], and I drew the [[comic]] books...I originally started that back in 2000, and I've drawn a few books and I'm still doing some drawing, I don't like to leave an unfinished project finished. But-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Has been trying to interrupt for the last 30 seconds''] Okay, so...you know, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about? I barely know what Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokémon is other than it's kids' stuff. So basically what I'm getting here is you took two kids' things and put them together, you know, two [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] kids' things...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But it's making up a whole new character, and my father has the knowledge with the [[copyrights]] and whatnot, and he verifies for me that I have been in the clear the whole time, from the beginning, to uh, to continue on with Sonichu being m-Sonichu and Rosechu being my original creation. And I create the original stories and everything, and the books, and I've done the [[CWCipedia]], which was originally on the CWC Sonichu site speaking of which, CWC is my name, Christian Weston Chandler. Anyway, I've been going on with that since 2000, uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Which means you were 18 when you made this. You were what, a senior in high school? You were playing with kids' stuff? And that's what you've been doing for...what, you know, since then? You're 27 years old? You're playing with kids' stuff? I mean, like, little kids' stuff. I mean, like, ten-year-olds.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, it may sound like that, but in a sense, it was definitely a fad that I was, uh, enjoying, and, uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But fads, they come and go.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -until when I had to like, uh, which was just a year and a half ago, I had to let that go, and I let that go a year and a half ago. But anyway, getting back to, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You said it was popular, still. But you're not making any money off it. You're just doing this while you sit around in your parents' house for no real reason, because like I said, you're not making any money off this, and you still wanna be a boyfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but, it is a thing I’m doing to make money off of, I could be, it is a thing that I am working on starting to make money off of, I am in talks with the com- comic book company, as well as Nintendo of America, about, uh, you know, about possibly, about the likelihood of me being able to, uh, of, uh, us getting together... making money off of this, cuz, obviously, since 2000 it became more and more popular on the, uh, Internet, and I became Internet famous and, uh, along with a bunch of the fans like that, I was, ah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don’t you... don’t you need permission from both [[SEGA]], and [[Nintendo]]? I mean, is that, Sonic is from Sega, right? I mean, I know a little bit about what my daughter was… my little daughter used to talk about... I kinda know what a Sega is, I think.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, yeah, I have talked to Sega as well, but anyway, getting back to, anyway, getting back to, if I may finish... yeah. Anyway, yeah, I got Internet famous, I got the fans, and then I got the naysayers which were the Internet bullies and trolls... and, uh... and uh, that Chris, and uh, Chris over there, was uh, he was one of them, and uh before, and this is, uh before I met Kacey he uh, he started pretending to be me, on the, in YouTube videos. And, uh... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This... okay, I’m sorry, this is just getting completely ridiculous, all this Internet, I mean you just, all this Internet stuff, I don’t, I don’t know much about computers, but I mean, that’s just... this sounds like just a whole waste of time, that I don’t care about, because it doesn’t pay the bills, and it DOES NOT help support Ka- my Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I- I- I understand that.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Twin Falling Towers and getting fired===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I was in the MILITARY. I was DOING something. I fought in Desert STORM. I fought against Saddam HUSSEIN. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... okay... you fought in Desert Storm, you fought against Saddam... that’s all good, that’s very good. That’s honorable. That is honorable.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But... and then what- and then YOU, you made this... Son-ni-chu thing. I mean... it’s like... ah, this is, something’s, something’s not right here, you know? But, but, but since you did bring up Youtube, I got, I got kind of an interesting little thing... that I noticed, in one of your recent videos, heh. I mean, I don’t know what exactly you were thinking, with this, um... you know, you did [[Twin Falling Towers|that video with the, ah... 9/11]]. I can’t say I really enjoyed that too much. I mean... that kinda hits... that kinda hits close to home to me, you know, I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I, yeah, I realize, I realize that now, and I have received the complaints so, yeah that’s why I have... I put that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;You’re lucky I don’t... you’re lucky I don’t have a Youtube, son. I mean, my... I mean, that hits close to home to me. My MOTHER, Kacey’s grandmother... y’know, she DIED on 9/11. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I, um... I’m sorry to hear that. Yeah, and I, uh, I mean, it’s like, I did not mean to hit that, hit that fragile emotion, ah, it was originally, ah, a thing, against a longer, worser- worser Internet [[troll]], who goes by the name of [[Clyde Cash]], whose alias is Gregg Mays, and...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You made a video...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that’s just a whole nother story, right there. Anyway, I had...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You made a video, basically, just trying to, trying to mess with some... GUY... on the Internet... that makes fun of one of the greatest American tragedies of our lifetime- no, THE Amer- greatest American tragedy of our lifetime.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm... yes, but, yeah but this guy, uh, he’s done a lot, he’s done a lot of things against me, yeah, on the Internet, trying to... you know... y-yeah, trying to destroy my good name with, uh, a whole bunch of twisted tru- told a whole bunch of twisted truths and phrases, and, words, and, I- that I have said, he just twist them around to- in evil ways and just, like some, and just, try- he’s one of those that just- and trying to slander my good name... And, uh, worse off, and worse off, and worse off, and worse off...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, let me ask you... let me ask you something. Where were you, on 9/11? I mean, they say everybody remembers where they were on 9/11 when they heard that those towers were going down, when a plane had hit those towers, and THOUSANDS of people DIED.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... I do remember where I was on, uh, 9/11, yeah, I was a, I had just, uh, I was just, uh, let go, from uh, my job at, uh, Wendy’s, it was uh, for, there was some differences between me and my employer, you know, I... [''trails off with a faint groan''] Yeah, but anyway, &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would you like to know where Kacey was? Would you like to know where Kacey was?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, okay, well, if I may finish, if I may finish, yeah, I was-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No. No, I’m sorry. No, no, Kacey was AT Ground Zero. She was giving BLOOD, and plasma, volunteering, and where were you again?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Pause''] Hm. Yeah, I was out shopping with my mom that day. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Uh-huh. Really. That’s...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...That’s wonderful. Wait a minute, you said Wendy’s before. That... are you changing stories on me? H-have you been, like, changing stories on me through this entire call?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;No, no I'm not changing-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you just making shit up now?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I am not changing stories, this is the same story, I had just gotten fired from the Wendy's and I was feeling down, and I, I was feeling down...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You'd been FIRED from Wendy's.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I was, yeah, let go. I was let go from Wendy's, and I was sad, I was sad about that, you know, they gave me...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; WHY?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I told you! It was, it was because of, uh, emotional differences.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Emotional differences. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, my, my, my employer, my...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's...this is absolutely nothing, that just sounds like a bunch of bullsheeit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Also sounds a little GAY. [''Chris stammers, splutters, and sighs in the background''] I mean, what, did the fry cook break up with you or something? I mean, come on.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''short sigh''] No! It was nothing, it was nothing like that! It was a misunderstanding, something...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why do you [[sigh]] so much? That's just irritating.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was, that was, that was misunderstanding, that was just, there was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he, and he has, and he had, and he had, and he had a spike on his shoulder against me. And, and, and, and then, and then that was why he, and then that was why he eventually fired me...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''has been trying to interrupt Chris's stammering for a while''] WHAT KIND OF MISUNDERSTANDINGS?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''long pause''] Like I, like I did, like I did some things that he thought were bad but were, that he thought were bad but were actually good. And then he let, and then he, and then he let me, and then he let me go based on that. Anyway, yeah, I, anyway, this was a couple of days before 9/11 and I was still feeling down from being let go, and then, on 9/11 I was out shopping with my mother that day.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Maturity, and [[chores]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good god, I mean, you sound like you're just, you sound like you're just some simpering little...your voice is all wavery...good lord. You want to date...YOU? You want to date my daughter? You're not even giving me an ounce of respect now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh come, oh come, oh come on, I grew up a lot, I grew up a lot since then! [''rapidly loses coherence''] I've grown, I've grown up a lot, in sounds, in sounds, duetothegirl, and, sounds strite, sound, in sound mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Goddamn. This just sounds like a bunch of fucking whining. You're not even, you don't even sound like half the man that other Chris sounds like at this point. You don't sound like you've grown up. You play fucking Pokeymon all the time!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Chris's dander is up.''] I am, I am, I am a grown-up ''sir''! I have moved, I have [[Pokéwalker of Fail|moved on]] from Pokémon [[June 2010|years ago]]! I am a grown-up! I have moved on from the childish things.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, you didn't move from...you went from Pokémon to Sonichu. What the fuck? This is still just kid shit. You don't have a job. You're still living with your parents. Almost 30 years old. This is ridiculous. You want to date my daughter. You realize that she's LEAGUES above you right now. She's out of your reach.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Getting a word in edgewise after many stammers''] I have, I have, I have suffered through my own, through my own trials and tribulations that would be war-like. I have suffered through a whole bunch of...enduring physical pains as well. You just could not, you just could not imagine...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughing''] Physical pain! [''more laughter''] God, this is...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have, I have worked myself to the bone a lot!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I have, I have felt heartaches, and I have felt like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't know what physical pain feels like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have felt like I couldn't move on. But then, but then I still move on.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...until you have taken a bullet in the fucking chest. I'm lucky to be alive. My comrade, one of my good buddies, he wasn't so lucky. He died right next to me. I carried him back...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''humbled''] Yeah, well, well, yeah, that is, that was, that was very heroic and I commend you for that good sir.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sure. Yeah. I'm sure. You don't need to commend me. Now you're just kissing ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No! I am not just, I am not kissing ass!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Well then. Alright. So really, okay...I have one more question, what do you have to offer my daughter, really? After I've heard all this, what exactly do you have to offer a future med student? She had a good fiancé, and now you think you can take her?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes I could, because I could offer, I can, I can offer her...a whole bunch of support that, that, that, that Chris could not offer. Like I am, I am, I am [[Honest Content|HONEST]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really? He's going to be published! He has a job lined up!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like, I am honest, I am loyal, I am STRONG...good natured...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but this guy spoke several languages, he had connections in the comic-book industry, this guy could get a job right out of college, and you're mooching off the government, off of ''MY'' tax money! And you want to date my daughter. These two had so much in common, Kacey and Chris. She loved everything about him. And you? You just sit around, play with toys, and what, video games? Is that what you buy with your welfare money? Like Pokeyman shit?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have not played with Pokémon [[Pokéwalker of Fail|for years]], sir!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, so what do you play with?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmph.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You denied Pokeyman, but you didn't deny video games.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, yeah, I, okay, I have, I have, I have played some Gui-, I have played some [[Guitar Hero]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Guitar Hero.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What the hell is that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have to stand, I have to stand up to play, I have to stand up and play gitar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have to stand up to play ''guitar''! Oh, wow! That's...why don't you...that's just pathetic. You think that's exercise? Do you play a real guitar? I think the real Chris could play a real guitar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''indignant''] I work, I work hard for my father in his, in his gar-, in his gar-, in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Pulled weeds? My grandma pulled weeds! My grandma had arthritis and she pulled weeds every day!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''short sigh''] Well, I'm sorry to hear that your grandma had ar-, had arthritis. But I, but I, I am, I am very strong sir. And I tell you, it was very hard and torturing work to pull, to pull, to, I was working under the hot hot sun, it was, those were very hot days!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you still look like a, I dunno, you look pretty fat to me. I mean, my Kacey, Kacey exercises. And she lost weight, she looks, you know, she looks wonderful. And you? I mean, do you even know...what is the hot sun? I've been in the Middle East. You don't know hot until you've been out in the fuckin' shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, yes, okay, yes, I will agree with you that I cannot, I cannot understand heat, truly understand heat, until I'm truly in the middle of a desert. But still, it was, those were very hot days. And I pulled those weeds. And I even, I even, I even placed lumber around the edges of that garden, and I hammered labels of those flowers, and my, that my, that my father hand-wrote accurately, and figured, and, pat out the, and he showed me where to place them, I even helped him a little bit with placing them. And I placed, I hammered those labels hard into those pieces of lumber.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's, that just sounds like basic chores. Lumber, pulling weeds, on a good day I had to do 200 push-ups. And I saw [[30 Push-Ups|those push-ups]] you did, whatever you call them. Push-ups? That's not push-ups. That was, I dunno, you looked like you were flopping around like a... fish. Actually kinda looked like you were humping the floor or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unfazed''] I even mowed the lawn!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mowed the lawn! [''laughs''] Wow.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and again, those were very hot days, too. And sometimes the lawnmower would quit on me! And I'd have to practically kick-start it, with my foot, I had to kick it to start it up again!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, I see seven-year-olds who mow lawns all day for a summer job. All day. All summer. They do it just, they handle it just fine, why can't you? Oh, yeah, and they get paid for it, might I add.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Getting very angry at this point''] Yeah, well, I was not, well, I was not paid for mowing the lawn. And also, you know what? Another heavy-duty burden I had to take care of, and that I wasn't paid for? When [[Patti Chandler|my dog]] died, a few years ago, she was a sweet dog, I moved, I lifted and carried her doghouse to the site where we buried her. Her doghouse. That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs in disbelief'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It was very heavy! I carried that thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Death and fake Internet women===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''about to break down laughing''] You're talking to me about how your dog died, you're talking about someone who has lost friends and family in national tragedies. My mother, I had...I had to deal with the loss of my mother, not to old age, but to...fucking...a plane by fucking...piloted by terrorists. My gran-, my mother was killed by terrorists.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Yeah, my...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And your...but, but your heavy burden is your dog died. I'm sorry, but boo, really, I've had dogs die, it sucks, but that's nothing... that's nothing...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'know, yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, well, I was very sad when she died. It was not a matter of age, it was pretty much, yeah, she was very sickly, there was nothing we could do, so I, I signed that form to give them permission to put her to sleep. I let her, I let her go, that was an emotional burden on me. And I have, I have been, my aunt Corrina died just a few months, just a few months, just last January, because of, because of heart cancer.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs in disbelief''] Are you, are you...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It was very, it was very saddening, I was very...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, are you messing with me? Are you trying to compare the loss of my mother, the loss of someone who took care of me for years, to a dog? Are you calling my mother a dog?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not calling your mother a dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[stress sigh]] of his own''] I had to dig my mother out of the rubble of the Twin Towers. I mean, and you had to lift a doghouse.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I'll tell you, that doghouse was heavier than any tombstone. And that doghouse pretty much was the tombstone!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sounds like you're fucking with me now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not! I am being very HONEST with you sir! I'm telling you the honest truth from my, from my sound mind and my sound heart.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm starting to, I'm starting to really kinda doubt this whole honesty thing you keep talking about. How do you think, how do you think Kacey would feel if I told her about this? What do you think, how do you think she would feel about you comparing this whole lifting a 30-, 50-pound doghouse to maybe a 100-, 200-pound tombstone? That doghouse was probably, what, made of wood? This is solid rock!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, it was, it was, no, I mean, yeah, this is, it was wood ''and'' plastic, that thing had to weigh over a hundred pounds!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Plastic's pretty light, you know. I'm sorry, this is, this isn't even close to the same.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And that's just, that's just that...you know, if you had told this to Kacey, she would probably be, she would be so angry. You're just totally grasping at [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straws]] at this point.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''mutters under his breath''] Yeah, well, also I've been to a whole bunch of this, also, to go off talk, off-topic a bit, or going back to an old topic, that I have been DECEIVED BY THE TROLLS! A bunch of them pretending to be women who I thought were honest over the Internet when I was talking to them for the first time for a while!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; WHO GIVES A SHIT about the Internet?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And some, and some of them, and some of them were actually, and some of them were actually two honest women...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; BE A MAN...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And those [[PandaHalo|two]] [[Ivy|women]] died! I was very, I was very heartbroken by that! And yet I was even more heartbroken when I found out that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I, I...I may not admit, okay, well, yes...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wait, wait, didn't you say, fake women? Did you say that these women were fake? So wait, these women were probably fake...fake women died?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''in a state of great consternation''] I didn't, I didn't...no! I'm talking about, no, two of them, a coup-, a few of them were real women.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And how many of these women have you gone through?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have not been able to go to them. But one, there was this [[Julie|one time]] where I actually thought it was a woman, and [[Ohio_trip|I actually drove a whole, a whole, a whole day's worth]] back and forth, almost 24 hours, from my house to Cleveland, Ohio, where it turned out that was, that was, that was a bad lead. I drove a whole, I drove a whole, almost 20, I drove from five in the morning to 12 o'clock, to about, just after about, after midnight. To find out that the destination was a bad one, and that was, that was an imposterous troll.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you went to go to...Ohio, for a fake woman, but my Kacey just told me that you won't go and visit her, a real woman?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I, I, I, I... [''angry, incoherent stammering'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am looking at Kacey right ''now''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you're in...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You wouldn't even go to D.C., that's like two hours away. And you've met her before, for God's sake?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I mean, I was more naïve, I was more naïve back then, but I am very less naïve now. I have been very less naïve for about, for about a year now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not convinced.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''snapping''] OH COME ON. YOU SHOULD BE CONVINCED!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The maggot manchild and shit starts to hit the fan===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Laughing with frustration''] &amp;quot;Oh come on&amp;quot;? You know who, you know who you're talking to, son? What the fuck is this? Now you're just talking back to me like a little kid. Don't yell at me, you maggot! Piece of shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, yeah, you, you're obviously talking to me like, as if I was a child. And I am not a child.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you are a child, you're acting like a child.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not a child, I am a MAN. [[I AM STRONG|I am a STRONG MAN]]. I have been through a whole bunch of emotional and physical traumas in my life!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You haven't proven a thing to me, you've shown me nothing that could even possibly suggest that you are a man.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, sometimes my memory fails me!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're just sitting around in your parents' house, crying about your little dog, playing video games, whining about women on the Internet. Some lazy little maggot...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Full-blown tard rage erupts''] I AM NOT, I AM NOT LAZY!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're living with your parents and you don't have a job, how is that not lazy?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, maybe I, maybe I don't have a job, but I do work around the house! I lift a whole bunch of...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chores! I do those every day, and I'm retired!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They're not just chores! They're not just chores.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes-they-are! EVERYONE works around the house.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Maybe everyone works around the house, but they don't, they differ from burden to burden to... [''stress sigh''] ...heavy weights! I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've seen, you know, I was looking around that YouTube, I saw [[Tour of Chris's House|a video of your house]]. It's a FUCKING MESS! You call that working around the house? Are you trying to be, and you're trying to be some kind of house-husband or something?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, most of that mess belongs to my mother and I can't really, I can't really organize it without her being able to help me, without her being able to point out where to put everything!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, it's your mom's fault. That's real mature.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's a, well, okay, yeah, I admit, she's a bit of a pack rat. And since she retired from secretarial work, she's been more lazy, I'll admit that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But your room is a mess, too. What do you have to say about that? I mean, this is nothing. At this rate...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''On the edge of tears''] It may be nothing, it may be, it may be nothing...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're a pack rat too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not a, I am not that bad of a pack rat. I mean, I even brought, I even brought a bunch, I even brought practically all that stuff into the house. And I had to bring in a couch and I had to bring in the hutch, among other pieces of furniture, among the smaller pieces of stuff, smaller bunches of junk that my mom got! That's a lot, that's a lot of heavy lifting. And it was very hard.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who doesn't have to push furniture? All this stuff you're talking about, these heavy burdens sound like stuff everybody has to do at least at some point. This is nothing, this is just regular, everyday housework. This isn't real work. This is chores.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I...oh! And you don't think...!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is kids' stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, and you don't think carrying your soldier friend on your back was a heavy burden? That was a heavy burden?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What...what the fu...are you mocking me?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not mocking you!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is this...are you comparing...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just, I'm just pointing out, I'm just pointing out that what you did was a heavy burden under...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know even know what to say to this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I mean, that is, yeah, that is a heavy burden because you were fighting to save, you were fighting to save your friend's life...&lt;br /&gt;
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===Kacey returns===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Kacey, c'mon, come over here. You gotta listen to this guy. This is great.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, what's up, daddy?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What is...I mean...this guy is just fucking with me...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Daddy, you sound mad, what's wrong?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This guy's just fucking with me, he's not even, he's not even respecting me at all. He's a disrespectful...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What, he's disrespecting you? What is he doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know, he's just talking about all this faggot kiddie shit. How he has to move chairs and do, oh no, housework! And he's comparing that to when your grandma died.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He's WHAT?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I mean, he's talking about all these &amp;quot;heavy burdens&amp;quot; he's had to face, you know, saying it's a heavy burden, kind of like...of course, you remember when we lost grandma...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh my God, I know, I had to volunteer just to get my mind off it...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This guy has nothing to offer you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''combative''] I have a lot to offer her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have plenty to offer her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like what?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't yell at my father like that! You need to respect him, he's a retired Marine!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] I do respect your father, Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you need to be nice to him! What are you going to do if he doesn't like you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] I mean, I want, I was being nice to him, but then he started to insult me, he was talking down to me like as if I was a child, when I'm an adult.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I already don't like...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris! He's way older than you! He's your elder! To him, you are a child! I'm a child to him!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, I guess in compar-, I guess in comparison, yeah, that is true. But I just don't like being talked, I just feel, I just basically, just turns me off when I'm talked down to and such. I mean, I have to put up with my father talking down to me and such, and he starts more arguments than there are flies in the garbage dump!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, but my father doesn't get angry easily.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You can't act like a child like that! He is your elder! You're trying to ask him PERMISSION.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What are you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well...yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Apologize!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... [''heavy sigh''] Yeah. [''more sighing''] I apologize, Matthew. I apologize for talking back to you. I just got, I got, I got carried away. Especially from feeling like I was being talked down to. Mm...I mean, surely, yeah, you can understand that, I'm sure your father talked down to you, you, even when you were about my age. And I do not mean to insult you or your father, I just felt like it was a fair compar-, I just felt like it was a good comparison there, but anyway. I apologize for yelling at you, and raising my voice.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't even know how you think you can call me by my name right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't believe a goddamn word you just said. I'm sorry. No, I'm not sorry, actually.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well...believe it or not, it is the whole, honest truth, that I have been telling you this whole time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Honest. [''snort''] If that's the truth, I'm afraid to say you're pretty fucked. You're just using people from the Internet as scapegoats for your problems. And you were lying when you first met Kacey. That's what I've gotten about this. You...are not good enough for my daughter. Chris, on the other hand, has my blessing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''massive stress sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
===Literature and health===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And if the Internet is such a problem for you, I mean, just get rid of it. What do you have to do? Just call up whoever it is, AOL, whatever it is you use, just call 'em and say &amp;quot;I don't want the Internet anymore.&amp;quot; That's all you have to do. You don't need it for anything. Go to a library!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I have a bunch...yeah, well, I have a bunch of ties on the Internet and for your information I do go to libraries. I read a lot of books.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really? What was the last book you read?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; {{anchor|Mockingbird}}The last book I read... was ''[[Wikipedia:To Kill a Mockingbird|To Kill a Mockingbird]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's high-school shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You call this high-school, I call it adult, I call it...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Kacey read that in high school, Kacey read that as a freshman in high school.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I call it adult drama.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; An adult drama.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. It was very dramatic, and I felt for the characters in that, in that story, just like I feel for every character, all the characters in the stor-, in the stories that I have read, throughout my whole life.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So what exactly did you learn from this book?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''long pause''] I... have... learned... that I have to be able to cope and be patient with, with a, with everybody who makes, a whole lot of people that may appear to be impatient or that could be hard to put up with. Like George had to put up with Lenny throughout the story. I mean, I'd say that's...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's ''[[Wikipedia:Of Mice and Men|Of Mice and Men]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, I'm sorry, I'm getting my stories mixed up. Yeah. Yeah. ''To Kill a Mockingbird''. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeeeaaaaah... did you even read this book?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes I did! The dramatic story, the story about that girl who was living with her family throughout the Depression and there was that guy in the store who was nice enough to leave her gifts in the tree trunk. That was like, that was definitely a story of, like, definitely, you know, be kind to your neighbor and they'll, and they'll, and they'll be kind to you. That's still another kind of, another, it's another story where you have to learn to be patient...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That doesn't sound like the American classic that I know. I'm sorry. This is... just sounds like a bunch of horseshit. Do you remember the court scene?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, the what?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The court scene in the book? That was pretty big, it was a pretty major part of the book. Do you even remember who [[Wikipedia:Atticus Finch|Atticus Finch]] was? That was probably the pivotal moment of the book.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Atticus... hm... Atticus... hm, I do believe that was the lawyer in that story.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yesss... man, you call yourself smart? You aren't smart enough for Kacey. When did you read this?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I... I've read it, about a month ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A month ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Rage button pushed''] Stuff... candy... don't... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wooooowww! [''laughs''] What the fuck are you talking about? I mean, I don't even know what the hell...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I eat and drink healthy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you look like that. You don't even know what I just said, do you? You completely missed that I was, that little analogy back there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, no, I...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Kacey says you eat [[McDonald's]]. You say you eat healthy, but you eat at McDonald's?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have a, I have salads over at McDonald's. And I drink the lemonade over there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That lemonade is full of sugar. You know, [[Liquid|Chris]] is, Chris is fit, I've seen that man, he has rock-hard abs. That guy makes a Marine proud. And he can cook, he doesn't go to McDonald's because he doesn't need to.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I can cook too! And sometimes I do cook!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, he and Kacey like to go running together. Why don't you go running with Kacey, rather than sitting around eating fast food all day?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do go out, I do go out for jogs, sir. I do go out jogging. And if Kacey was here I would be happy to go jogging with her. Or even running, I'd be happy to do that as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You think you could do five miles like Kacey and Chris do? Five miles?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's a brisk jog.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I could do five miles with Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Someone who looks like you can run five miles? I'm sorry, that's bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're...[''angry sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You look like you couldn't even do five seconds running. In fact, I was watching, I was watching those push-ups, you got winded after... that was thirty seconds of push-ups and you were sweating like a pig.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''indignant''] Well, wouldn't you sweat?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't...with that much...? Fuck, that's nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; WARRIORS, WARRIORS...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm a Marine. Not after... a few push-ups like that? That's nothing. Okay, but... how much and how often do you jog? I sweat maybe... maybe after, I don't know, ten miles on a hot day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have been jogging for about fifteen minutes on a daily basis.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fifteen minutes. So you go...you go, what, a quarter of a mile and you call it quits? That's pussy shit. And that's just jogging. Kacey could run, Kacey runs for at least an hour.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Five miles is like a two-hour jog, you know.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I have a, I have a whole bunch of potential, I can run five miles with Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I would love to see that. I mean, why don't you? You can't... you say you could. You're just saying you have potential. That doesn't sell me. You can't sell me with &amp;quot;potential.&amp;quot; Why don't you run five miles, and maybe, maybe I'll think otherwise.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It would be hard to video, to video-record five mile running. But I can run five miles, with Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You can?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I can! And I will the first chance I get!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But why with Kacey, though, why can't you just do it on your own? You have a camera, don't you? It wouldn't be so hard to just hold a camera and run, would it? That's easily, easily do-able.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't you just figure out how to do that? You said you're good with computers. I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]] is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You barely know what a Windows is?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't...[''sputters'']... don't patronize me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that. I could figure out how to hold a camera and fuckin' run for five miles. That's...how could you not figure out how to do that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, think about this, do you think the batteries would be able to last five miles?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Running? Shit. You're running, you're not jogging, it's not gonna take two hours.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, still, yeah, well... yeah, well, I can't...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Besides, think of it as a time limit of some sort, you know? You gotta run fast enough so you can get all of it in before the batteries run out. That would take like... half an hour at most. Batteries last that long.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, you want a half hour running? I'll be happy to do a half hour of running with my digital camera.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Fine. Show me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, I will.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Until then, until then, you are not good enough for Kacey. You are just a maggot.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well. You may call me a maggot, but I'm a pretty dang strong one.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm gonna go talk to Kacey, I gotta tell her, you do not deserve Kacey. Kacey lifts more than you, how does that feel? [[Power|The strong man]] outdone by a woman.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I may not feel pleasant, if that was the case, then I could not say I did not try.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But I...&lt;br /&gt;
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===Liquid Chris and minimum wage jobs===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; While you're at it, you don't, you don't try, if you had tried you would have gotten out of your house, you would have gotten a job, you would have... you would be like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''long pause''] Yeah, well, I am much stronger and I am much better than [[Liquid Chris|Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, yes I am!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But why don't you have, you don't have a job! You're not stronger than [[Liquid Chris|Chris]], you're not smarter than Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am stronger and I am smarter than Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're not living on your own. How can you even say that? And he's younger than you!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I say that because it's true.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You do not think so...you may not think so...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I was so happy, when Kacey said she was going to marry [[Liquid Chris|Chris]]. But then, I don't know, he vanished or something, I don't know what happened...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that would be the point where he made his video on [[YouTube]] where he pretended he was being kidnapped and then that's where he hid away for a number of, for a few months.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and that devastated her. You don't know how much she missed him.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do, I do, because she has shared that with me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I would much rather believe him...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She has shared that with me and I have comforted the her. I have emotionally supported her.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think she... she wasn't nearly that, I don't think she was nearly as happy as when the police finally called her about that. I think you're just trying to get, I think you're just trying to get my little Kacey for a booty call.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Believe me sir, it would not just be for a booty call, it would be for a strong relationship with all the loyalty and trust and honesty that a woman can ever want. [''shifts to a momentous tone, half under his breath''] EVER.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you can't even move out. She needs a man, a man who can support himself and keep a job. You got fired from [[Wendy's]], most people quit because it sucks. You got FIRED. You weren't GOOD ENOUGH for Wendy's. What are you gonna do, what are you gonna do if she gets pregnant and she can't work?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What kind of job?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If I have to I would be, get one of the heavyweights, that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store. At the least. If not better.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That makes minimum wage at best. That's not a real job. You know how much minimum wage is?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; At the current rate, it's about $8 an hour.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's not good enough! Get a good job! You can't live off that! Especially after taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I can get a good job, and I will.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If you want to do lifting, you go work in a warehouse or something. And last I checked, minimum wage was $7.25.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''takes a contemptuous tone''] Huh! You must have checked, no offense, but you must have checked like five years ago. [''In fact, [[Wikipedia:List of U.S. minimum wages|Matt is correct]].'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And how would you know? You don't have a job!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because it was over five years ago, I was working for that minimum wage, and that was $7.50.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That wasn't minimum wage.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes it was. And that was back at Wa-Wendy's!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know you can get paid more at jobs than minimum wage? I just looked it up right now, it says $7.25.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Maybe that's average minimum wage.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't lie to me. Look...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not lying to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Kacey, come on, Kacey, come over here, listen to this horseshit, ''listen to this horseshit''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's wrong now, Daddy?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's this he's talking about... minimum wage is $7.25, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. It went up in July, I remember because it was around my birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This guy's lying again. Why is it...I'm looking right here on this webpage, that's exactly what it says.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it happened on July 24, that was like...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why does this guy keep lying to me? How do I know that anything he says is true?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I stand corrected! I stand corrected. On current minimum wage.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't argue with me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
===Respect and listening skills===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is he being disrespectful again, Daddy?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He's always been... he's been disrespectful this whole time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh''] I have not been lying!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When Kacey says it, when Kacey says it you believe it now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I just don't understand.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't understand either.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can't say I'm in full understanding either. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That doesn't even make sense. Like, I shouldn't have to pick up the other line and have to hear this. I mean, what are you doing, are you trying to sabotage this?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No. Just, throughout, throughout this whole conversation I have been telling the [[True and honest|honest truth]], from memory. As far as I know.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, but this doesn't make sense. Like, [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] charmed my dad within five minutes. Why are you still fighting with him? Why are you lying to my father?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have not been lying to your father. I have been telling him the truth throughout my best and honest knowledge. From my heart and from my head.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What are you wanting me to think, that you're dumb or something?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I...wh...no. [''pause''] I, I...[''drowned out by Kacey'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, then what's going on?! Why does my dad look so upset? I haven't seem him this upset in a long time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I can't read, I cannot read his mind, so...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, no, no-one expects you to, but you could be respectful to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, um, I mean, yeah, I was doing my best to be respectful. But then...and then he started, he started...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My Dad is not going to lie to me, and obviously whenever I get on the phone you're calm and everything, so is something going on when I'm not on the phone? Like are you being two-faced?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I am not being two-faced. I have been one-f-, I have been the one-faced this whole conversation. I swear, hand to [[God]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You shouldn't do that, we don't swear to God, and my dad wouldn't lie to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; One-faced side of bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, he's been contradicting me, and talking to me in a negative way...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, you guys, I'm going to go. Talk nice.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have been, I have been, I was talking nice. And then he started contradicting me with those words, like, yeah, and, uh, hm, and put, and putting me down, like even call, even call, even calling me a pussy, or, among other things. And then that, and then that just...grinded my gears.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, Kacey is gone. She's not listening right now. She didn't hear anything you just said.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Portal Turret:''' Target lost.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Stop [[sigh]]ing so much.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I'm speechless at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Didn't you just hear, she... hear her say she was getting off?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh...hear her say she was getting off?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you pay attention to anything? Ever? To the words that I am saying?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I, I'm, I do pay attention. But I, I did not hear &amp;quot;I'm getting off.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is... this, do you even listen to her at all? How can you be a good boyfriend? You don't listen to anything.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I, I do, I do listen! And I, and ob-, obviously, she must have said it in a quiet tone, because I did not hear it. [''Actually, Chris was talking over her at the time, but never mind.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But this is... she was pretty upset. She wasn't that quiet.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; W... well, I'm sorry she's upset.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And now, what I'm saying right now, is that before you can say you are better than Chris, you need to get a job, you need to move out from your parents, you need to be independent. You need to show me that you're a man. And you... you also have to have the ability to not lie to me. I'm getting all tongue-tied, because...just...you don't know how frustrating this is. I mean, I haven't done that in years.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I agree with you, this is frustrating.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you are lucky her mother isn't here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I pro-, and I send... I promise you. I have not been lying.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How is this, how is this frustrating to you? You sound like you just have the easiest life in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because, because, because, because you're, because you're frustrated, and your frustration is reflecting onto me and it's making me feel frustrated. It's making me feel frustrated.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's pathetic life and diseased ticker===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You sit around...what are you going to do after this? You're gonna go home, you're gonna go play [[video games]] again or something?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nobody can get you to do anything. Play your [[Pokemon|Pokeymans]], watch [[TV]]. Sleep. Eat [[McDonald's]]. That's, that's your life.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That is not my life.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a lot, it's a lot more than that. I do a lot more than...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, yeah, I forgot, you do chores, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; See, this, you know, this is why I was talking to Kacey about...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You talk and you get angry at people on the Internet who you've never seen before.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, see, right now you're just...you're just saying some, saying some of the things that sit aside from the good for me, honest, from, aside from the good things, yeah, everything I've said, I have been, I have been very honest about, and you're just taking the bad pieces that can, you're just taking some of that honesty and you're just reflecting it onto me and, you're just making it sound bad. Like it's a bad thing. And that makes me feel bad.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It IS a bad thing. What good qualities do you have that aren't LIES? You started this whole relationship on a lie. My daughter doesn't deserve that. And now you're blaming me for all this that's going on.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, fuck it, I'm gonna, could you just, look, okay, well, you did not let me say that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You just met me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay, well, I'm talking to you over the phone, that is [''dissolves into gibberish momentarily'']...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't...it just sounds like you don't want to admit any of your faults. You just...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am, I am happy to admit my faults.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Okay, well, for one, sometimes, I don't think things through and I make, end up in the decision I thought was good at first may end up being the bad decision. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; O... kay?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But yeah, I have been improving on that and thinking things through fully. Making sure that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Everyone does that, everyone, you know, makes a mistake every now and then. Okay?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Let's start with something easy. Let's tell me...tell me...how about you admit that you're, well, okay, I'll just say it. [[Obesity|FAT]]. And lazy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; {{anchor|Buddha belly}}Okay, well, I admit I do have a Buddha belly, but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Doesn't show at all. How often do you watch TV? And you said you jog for fifteen minutes. That's... that's not gonna burn calories.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I'm working up to thirty minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Thirty minutes. And compared to...how does this compare to how much TV you watch?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; For your information, I watch only about four hours of television.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Four hours of television.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In a day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A day. That... I don't think that's true. That just doesn't sound, you kinda paused right there? You sound like you actually had to think about it for a second. I don't think that's true.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, when I had to count it up, I did have to think about it. But yes, it is true, I watch four hours of television in a day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Four hours, that's still quite a bit, hasn't Kacey told you anything about how important it is to take care of yourself?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, we have, we have talked about that. And I have listened to her about that, and I have been taking the appropriate steps and abiding with her words in mind and heeding her advice as such.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really...because she's still pretty worried about you, she says. She think something's gonna happen to you, you know. She thinks it's not looking good. And didn't she, she told me you were on [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I know about that stuff. That's something people my age take. I don't take it myself, but I know people who do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, for your information, my doctor got me off, took me off Lipitor a couple of months ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I still don't think you...you still don't sound like you're terribly healthy. Okay, watching TV aside, and you play video games, how long do you do that a day, huh? I mean, with how much you sit around, your metabolism must not be so hot.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How long... do I sit around? I would not say that I sit around that much. I would say...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And play... okay, how much do you play video games?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; About two hours in a day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Two hours a day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, so that's at least six hours you spend sitting around doing absolutely nothing in your room. That's a quarter of a day. In six hours you could have worked a part-time job.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I, but, the time I do not spend in front of the television is the time I spend exercising. That's about half of the day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You do not spend half of a day exercising. If you spent half a day exercising, you would have at least lost that little [[Wikipedia:Budai|Buddha belly]] and those man-tits of yours.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, now I'm feeling insulted with those, with what you just said there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you just told me fifteen minutes, so you're lying again.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, maybe, yeah, well, fifteen minutes jogging, upon the pacing of the spacing of the jogging.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, so you don't even run fifteen minutes altogether, at one time?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's fifteen, they're, fifteen minutes, they're fifteen-minute intervals, like I do fifteen minutes in one hour, then the next hour I do another fifteen minutes of jogging.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But that doesn't help you at all. All that...that means there's 45 minutes of you doing nothing every hour. By then your heart rate has gone down, the exercise is gonna do nothing for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My heart rate has been, has been good.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can guarantee that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you even know what you're talking about?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I do, I am talking...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you even know how to check your heart rate?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes I do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, how?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I put my fingers on my pulse, count the number of beats through ten seconds, and then I multiply by six. That's, that's...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where do you check for your pulse?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Put two fingers on my wrist or on my neck. Or put it on my chest where my heart is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, so what's a good heart rate for you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; About seventy-two beats per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Seventy-two beats per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; To about a hundred beats per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh. So what's your heart rate right now?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright... [''long silence''] Alright, let me find that...yeah. It's approximately, it is approximately eighty-four right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eighty-four from just sitting around?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I've been listening. Chris, that's a serious medical condition. What are you talking about? Normally your heart doesn't beat that fast unless you've done exercise.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's like [[Wikipedia:arrhythmia|arrhythmia]] or [[Wikipedia:tachycardia|tachycardia]]. What are you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, right, you know, well, I did get a little bit of [[stress]] from some of the conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Stress doesn't do that. That's like a serious medical condition. And I heard you talk to my dad, you don't listen to anything I say when I worry about you. You still go to [[McDonald's]], and I told you those salads aren't healthy. I bet you haven't even lost one pound. Don't you care that I think you're gonna die? [''Chris stammers briefly in response''] That you're probably going to lose motion in your body if you don't exercise enough? This is important to me!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. It is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What're you going to do? You're gonna die before you're thirty.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Hm. [''pause, then sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmph.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If anything, that means you have way too much caffeine in your system. If you have something that high. That's either, you can get that from smoking, from too much fat, from too much caffeine...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Her voice breaks, on the verge of crying.''] It's like you don't even care! Dad was right, you are being disrespectful!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Attempting to sound empathetic''] Kacey, I do care. [''sigh''] Even though, even though it may not, even though it may shot 'n I've shot, I do care. Believe me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Because it's that hard for you to stop going to McDonald's. But you've still been going. Right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have been going less.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's not like I didn't... less is not none! Fast food is bad! Period at the end!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''On the defensive''] Yeah, but that was like once a week! Once in a week!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Once a week is bad! Don't eat any! None!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, I won't go there anymore. I won't go [[McDonald's]] anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Or any fast food!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. I will not go to any fast food, I...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Whatever. It's not like you haven't lied to me before. You're just probably lying to me now. Dad, I can't deal with this anymore...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'M NOT LYING TO YOU! I promise you! I promise you! I promise you, Kacey. I promise you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's gone again.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''stress sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris blows it, but he's an American!===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She was pretty, ah... Let's say you just blew it, man. She was— She was crying right there. You just fuckin' blew it. Big-time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''deep sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I just heard the door slam. I wouldn't be surprised if she goes and calls Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmph. Well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What do you have to say for yourself? [''Long silence ensues'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, all I can say is...that's your opinion, and you have every right to your own opinion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's not my opinion. It just happened. What the hell are you talking about? I'm talking about facts.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you're talking about— Yes, you are talking about facts, but you have expressed a whole bunch of your own opinions about what you've heard from me the whole conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And that's all you have to say about the fact that you just upset my daughter? What are you...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's my response— That's my response about you, but as for Kacey, you know, I just feel— I just feel very sad for her.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't care what you have to say about me. This is about— You should care about Kacey, not me! You have to do something big.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I care about Kacey. I really, truly do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. But if you want my opinion right now, I think you should stay away from my daughter. Unless you really, ''really'' turn around your life. You're not even close to Chris right now. You have to do something big to get her back. You have to get a job, at the very least. Lose, I dunno, fifty pounds. Move out. Then I might consider you, ''maybe''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you have to keep your promises, because she says you never do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do keep my promises.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I think she should be with her [[Liquid Chris|real fiancé]] right now. [''Long silence''] I mean, he treats her like a princess. You treat her like...a set of tits and ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I treat her like a princess as well. I treat her, more importantly...as a friend...a true friend, a good friend...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That doesn't sound like it at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't know. I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do know, because she talks to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well... Points of view.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can't even stand your voice. So whiny, all this sighing, it's like a baby. You'll never be as good as Chris at this rate.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am a lot better than Chris. [[Autism|Belieeeeeeeeve me.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're not even a functioning human. You're leeching off my government.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have a functioning image...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I met Chris in real life, he's an upstanding young man. How are you better than this?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I...am an [[United_States_of_America|''American'']]! I am proud to be an American and [[I_AM_STRONG|I am ''strong'']]. I am an individual...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Portal'' can again be heard faintly in the background]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't tell— Don't tell me you're an American.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Portal'' can again be heard]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I was born in America, I was raised in America my whole life, I never left the United States of America.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You can't tell me you're patriotic... If you were patriotic, you wouldn't even have thought about making that video, that [[Twin Falling Towers|9/11 video]]. I still can't believe why you made that. It doesn't matter. You don't...do that! You're not acting like a patriot, you're acting more like a terrorist.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I'm sorry I gave off that impression. At least I— At least I was man enough to admit I was wrong and I am. I did my best to undo the mistake by deleting my video and making the apology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, Chris and Kacey are Americans, too. And &amp;quot;sorry&amp;quot; doesn't undo the fact that you made that video.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's love and memory===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It may not, but at least I admitted I was wrong. And it takes a man to admit when he is wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you still made it. You... you're not a man. Stop trying to call yourself a man. I mean, it takes a real man to change, and you haven't.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do change my habits. I have been changing my habits. And I have been better from the habits I have changed.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's a lie. You haven't done shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I...I have done a lot more than you can, than you are thinking right now. Or that you could ever think at this moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You said you stopped at a McDonald's, and you didn't... that's such a simple little thing, and you still lied about it. You can't stop eating fast food. What makes you think you can turn around and get a job and stop leeching off the government? And stop lying to Kacey?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pauses''] Because... I am me, I have faith in me, and I am strong within myself.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I bet you don't even love Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do love Kacey!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I bet if Kacey left you right now, right this very moment, you would...[[CWC is Sad|you'd probably cry]], for maybe just a couple seconds, then you'd go out and find another girl on the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[The Wallflower|No!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wouldn't you? And even if you do love Kacey, you don't love Kacey nearly as much as Chris loves Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do love Kacey, truly and deeply. And I care about her, about that much, probably more.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And so does Chris, and he can prove it, so why don't you? You can't even stop eating McDonald's for her.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pauses''] I can so prove it, and I will.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; God. You know, he knows her favorite color, and her favorite flower. I'm sure you don't.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Her favorite color is &amp;quot;tarquoise&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Turquoise? That's... that's wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a blue-green shade. ''[Chris is correct here, at least. On his [http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6 creepy date] with Kacey, she said her favorite color was [[Wikipedia:Teal (color)|teal]].]''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, favorite flower.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] I cannot say that I, I cannot say that I remember her favorite flower at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aha. Really.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It could have been maybe because she did not mention her favorite flower yet. But she did tell me her favorite color. It was a shade, it was a blue-green shade. So turquoise is ''close''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you remember anything? Okay, I bet you don't even remember some of the stuff I just said today. You probably don't even remember who in my family dies in 9/11, do you? I just said that, what, half an hour ago?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You, you said that your daughter, that your daughter was giving blood in New York, right by the 9/11 site.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, but who DIED, who of my family died in 9/11?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The grandma.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My grandma?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Her grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You did not mention her name.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No... [''exasperated sigh''] ... no, okay, her grandmother, who is ''my''...?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your mother.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How long did that just take you? Good boy! God, this is just like talking to a preschooler.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Matthew crosses the line and Chris's reaction time===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, talking to a what?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A preschooler. God. This is... man. You can't have Kacey, with this kind of, this is just ridiculous. I can't believe I'm talking to someone who's so... [[naïve]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''angry intake of breath''] You just crossed a line. You just crossed a line. By saying the word &amp;quot;naïve.&amp;quot; That is like the worst insult to me...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What line?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A line. You crossed the line. You've just... you just really ticked me off right there when you said that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What're you gonna do about it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nothing at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Nothing at the moment?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I can't really do anything, I'm not right there in front of you, now, am I? I'm talking to you over the phone. The only thing I could do right now is let you know that you just crossed a line. By saying that word.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you... wait, wait, wait a minute, are you trying to threaten me? You trying to threaten an ex-Marine?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I... no, I am not threatening you, I am not threatening you. I am in no position to threaten an ex-Marine. And I understand that, and I respect you as such.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, so what are you saying? I could whoop your naïve little ass with my pinky if I wanted to. Kacey could whoop your ass! I'm surprised she hasn't already.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well. I would be able to defend myself.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you would hit Kacey?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I would not hit Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have you ever defended yourself?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have defended myself.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''exhales in disbelief''] I'm sure that was something to see. Have you... I mean, I'm sure, I can see what would just happen. She'd probably try to throw a punch and you'd just bounce her off with your Buddha belly. Or so you call it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I would either step to one side or block it with an arm!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] That little limp-wristed twig of yours? You're pretty big, but you've got some pretty scrawny arms. And you're a pretty big target, she'd be...pretty hard to miss you. I've seen her punches.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think you'd be able to react fast enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, you have not seen how I can, how fast I can react.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You can't even react fast enough to what I'm saying.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I'd like to spellcheck, and make sure I'm not making any mistakes. Make sure that my mind and my mouth are in sync.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Making... mistakes...?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My mouth does not go faster than my mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What are you even...?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's another, that is another one of my flaws, I am willing to admit. Sometimes my mouth goes faster than my brain.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I bet that's not the only thing that goes faster than your brain. Are you trying to say you're some kind of computer or something? But this is, you're getting completely off the point. So tell me why, exactly, you aren't naïve? Why is this crossing the line so much?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because it's insulting my intelligence.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What line did I cross exactly?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I do not appreciate that. You made me feel... [[Chris and anger|anger]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you haven't proven your intelligence to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, just like a computer, my brain is random. It picks up memories at random. I cannot simply access them sometimes, even though most of the time I can. But sometimes I can't, and they later come back to me at random.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... Here's how intelligent you really are, and that's because being naïve has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Look it up in the dictionary.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have looked it up in the dictionary. It has nothing to do with intelli... what are you talking about? What dictionary are you looking in?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Webster's.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Webster's. You know, I'm sure, if you think naïve has to do with... I'm sure your &amp;quot;[[autism]]&amp;quot; is just some sort of blanket term for &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; for you. Isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll admit I have had some slow-minded moments. But I am certainly not ''totally'' retarded.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No. I'm looking at my dictionary, you know what &amp;quot;naïve&amp;quot; means? It means &amp;quot;inexperienced.&amp;quot; Not &amp;quot;unintelligent.&amp;quot; I shouldn't be calling you naïve, I should just be calling you a dumbass. But you are naïve as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Experience and respect===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've got a lot more experience than you could imagine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have had twenty-seven years of experience.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; With what? Eating [[McDonald's]] and watching [[TV]]? Son, [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is younger than you, and he has had far more experiences than you have. And I've had fifty-two years of experience.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, how about being pinned down by three teachers, a guidance counselor, and an elementary school... prinstapull... and having your screams and cries recorded on audiotape like a torture chamber?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The hell are you talking about?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And have, I was pretty much in that situation there in, back in the fourth grade. They were scared of, scared of...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What did you do, some kind of temper tantrum?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, they were scared of me. They did not understand autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, what, you just had some kind of retard panic attack and they didn't know what to do?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I, it was not a retard, no. It was not! They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me as such. I even ended up with a rash on my neck from that thing, among other things! And we had to find a school system, they wanted to put me in a mental institution! But that was not...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you NEED HELP. That's probably where you belong! And you call the other, you call Chris crazy... this is ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do not belong in a mental... if I had gone to a mental institution, I would not have graduated high school or gotten my certificate and degree in [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. I've moved up from what you would consider a retarded state of mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I know retards with college degrees. They probably felt sorry for you. They probably just kinda let you through, that's probably what happened.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''angry stress sigh, or perhaps spluttering with rage'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know schools do that. And those other, I call them retards, but really, they're pretty good people. They actually did something with their degrees, believe it or not. People with Down's syndrome have done more than you. And that degree has done nothing for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It has done a lot, it has done a lot for me. It's given me the whole bunch of computer experience and potential that I have. And I will get an office job, and I will move out of this house, and I will run five miles!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you haven't done any of that. If you're gonna say it, then do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I would not be saying it if I was not going to do it. That is a promise.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You better do it before Kacey runs back to a real man.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay then.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I'm thinking that's going to happen pretty soon here. 27 years and you haven't changed.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, she did, she and I did not meet twenty-seven years ago, she and I met a few months ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you... and you haven't, she wasn't alive twenty-seven years ago. That doesn't even make any sense.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, what you said there a moment ago equally did not make much sense either. That was like you were implying, like as if she actually knew me my whole twenty-seven years.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is insulting to my intelligence, talking to you. You've shown me nothing but disrespect.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have, I have...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sure you show Kacey hardly any more respect than you show me. I've been trying to open your eyes here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have shown you respect from the lot, for a while during the conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is the kind of respect you show me, I would hate to see the kind of respect you show Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I show Kacey a lot of respect.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You probably don't even respect her as a person...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do res...I do respect her as a person!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is creepy and bad at dating===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, her sister said you kept trying to touch her when you met her.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I was nervous at the time!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You were NERVOUS? What the hell kind of response is that? You're nervous, so you try to touch, so you try to touch a girl? What the hell? That's...that's...that's just sick! That's my daughter, you're trying to touch a girl, you're trying to touch my daughter because you're nervous? Most people try to avoid touching people when they're nervous. Gah, I can't believe I just heard that, I should come and kick your ass right now!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I only touched her shoulder! I thought it was a friend gesture!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Her shoulder? You know, that didn't...I heard otherwise, I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I'm sorry too.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did you try to kiss her?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bullshit. She told her sister about what you did. I know. Are you telling me that Kacey lied?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not saying that. I am not saying that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You trying to tell me that...I heard you did all kinds of other weird shit. You tried to sniff her or something?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She was sharing her perfumes with me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She wanted my, she wanted my opinion on which perfume smelled better.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She gave it to you, she said she gave it to you in the bottle first. You could have just opened the bottle and sniffed, you didn't have to sniff ''her'' to do it. That's a little creepy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, she wanted the perfume, she wanted me to give an honest opinion about... on her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You did it in front of her and her friend. Have you ever done this before? Is this something you do when you meet girls?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, could you, could you, ah, repeat that?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have you...have you ever done this before, to another girl?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm...yeah, well, we've been talking about the sniffing thing. I just want to make sure I understand what we're talking about here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes...anything, any of this creepy....shit. This touching, this kissing, that I've been told you try to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well...first off I can definitely, honestly say that I have not kissed a girl yet...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; TRIED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Emily#Kiss_fail|Or even tried to]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Really''? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Truly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I don't believe, I don't believe a word of that. How many dates have you even been on?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In my lifetime? [[Two's company snapshots|Only one]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Only one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And this was a few months ago. Before I met Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Before you met Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And how did that turn out? How did she act towards you? What did she think of you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It turned out that girl just wasn't all that into me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, Kacey met you around August, that was a couple of months ago. So how far along was this?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That one date was back in, was last June.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And now why exactly do you think she wasn't interested in you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know. I am not a mind-reader.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you can't think of a single reason why she might not have been interested in you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I can honestly say that I cannot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You can't think of... I can think of a couple reasons right off the bat, why a girl would not have been into you. I don't even need to think about it. I mean... I mean, you can't even take them on a real date.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I took her on a real date. I took her to [[Wikipedia:Applebee's|Applebee's]], and I paid for her, for what she ate and what she drank there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You paid for her. And how much was that?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was about $10.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; $10.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's... $10 for dinner. Are you sure you just didn't go to McDonald's again?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''indignant''] No, this was APPLEBEE'S. And Kim was there, she could the same, she could tell you the same thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So where would you take Kacey? She's a pretty high-class girl. I'm sure you probably didn't even tip.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, I did not understand the second half of that sentence, after you said &amp;quot;Kacey is a high-class girl.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I said you probably didn't even tip. So where exactly are you going to take Kacey?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, I did tip.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You even know how much you're supposed to tip.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; About 15% or 20%.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So how much did you tip, then, if you paid $10?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I tipped a buck fifty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's still pretty cheap. You know, Kacey probably wouldn't like that if you tipped her that much. You know she's a waitress, right? Tips are pretty important to waitresses.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep, I understand that, tips are important. But still, 15% of $10 is a dollar fifty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's true. Okay, so how much would you tip if you paid, say, $80 for dinner? Which is very possible, if you go to the kind of places Kacey likes to go.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm... let's see... that would be about $12.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you would pay just $12, you wouldn't go up to, like, you wouldn't even just toss them a twenty or something? Can you even do math?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I cannot say that my family is of the high-class, hoity-toity, rich type, type of people. We are on average income.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You could at least... they're not rich either. They still left a twenty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well... good for them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're not even on an income. Income would be, like, you actually have a job. Man, Chris treats her so much better than you, shows her so much more respect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I give you respect throughout the beginning of the conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You've given me nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then, and then, I started to feel insulted, from being, from being talked down about, about the things I've talked about. And that she told you, like about the McDonald's and the video games and that sort of thing, when I am so much better than that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I have not seen any of this, because it probably doesn't exist.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It does exist.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, telling the truth isn't, it's not made of Pokeymans and all that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It is not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And how are you better than all this? You're doing exactly, you're doing just that, talking about stupid fucking Pokeymans and shit. That's all I'm really getting about you. You do nothing but exactly what you've said.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, what can you...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You need to be better. Not say you could be better.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; At least I am HONEST when I say I could be better. At least I don't go around lying, pretending that I am an astronaut.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs in disbelief''] You're not. You're not being honest.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I have been honest. Otherwise I would have said that I was an astronaut, but that would be lying. And I have not been lying this conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would have been a pretty bad lie, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I know, but that's just an example off the top of my head at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't even have the eyes to be an astronaut, I mean, c'mon. You don't have the weight. You especially don't have the weight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Endgame===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Long silence''] Well... I'll just say that this has been a most experiencing conversation, and I wish you a pleasant evening. Take care, Mr. Devoria, and stay safe. And please give my most fondest regards to Kacey as well. I love her and I care about her very much.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't you hang up on me. When did I say that this conversation was over?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well. You could say the insult, I'm getting tired of insults, I feel like I need to go, I feel like I need to go take a shower, and get ready to sleep. We are in the same time zone, it's ten after two right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Actually, you know, that's fine, you can go whine and weasel your way out of this. You don't even deserve my daughter. What are you gonna do after this, what are you going to do tomorrow? Are you going to get up, sleep, you're going to get up and play video games again. That's... that's...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not, I will not be that way, I am going to get up and I'm going to be finding a job in the office. And I am going to be jogging for fifteen to thirty minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't believe...you know what Kacey's gonna do? She's gonna go to school, and she's gonna call Chris back. That's what she's gonna do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Snide and superior''] Well, that's what you think she's gonna do. You do not control her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you know why she's gonna do that? It's because she, because he's the one she wants. You know that song that she made for Chris? She made it for him. Not you. You know that song, that [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|&amp;quot;Whole New World,&amp;quot;]] from that Disney movie? She made that for him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, she told me she made that for me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, no she didn't.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes she did!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think I know my daughter a little better than you do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I'll have to check with her on that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He even sang it for her! I mean, what really made you think it was for you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because she told me so herself!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She told ME that she made it for him. Unless you're saying she's lying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not, I am not saying she's lying, because...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I saw that video. You didn't even know the lyrics to that song. You had to look it up. I could see the paper in your hand. And you had to sing over the words, you didn't even get the karaoke version or something. How could you possibly have known the lyrics?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have watched the [[Wikipedia:Aladdin (film)|''Aladdin'']] movie a whole number of times. I would say greater than ten times. In my lifetime. At this point.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you know how I know that was made for him, and not you? Because that song was their song. They know it by HEART. And that has always been their song.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know they were going to sing it to each other at their wedding?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''More silence''] I see.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, this, this is really...this has really been enlightening. Learning about just how unworthy a person can be for my daughter. How much of a...I have to congratulate you, though, because you totally did a great job at getting Kacey and Chris back together.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Bursting in''] Seriously, Chris, how could you?! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Cracks the fuck up'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You've been so insulting to my father, and everything...Chris would never have done this! Maybe I did make a wrong decision! I don't think I can do this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Heavy sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Maybe I was thinking of him all along, maybe I just displaced things. Just, I can't believe you would do this. I was crying, and all you did was argue with my father. You didn't even care enough to check on me, or see if you could talk to me, Chris would never have done that. Chris would have demanded to talk to me right away and he would have calmed me down. I mean, obviously you misunderstood me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I guess...maybe I did.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know what? I don't want you. I don't want this, I don't need this right now. I have so much going on with finals and everything, and this is the way you're going to act? Yeah. My father's right. You're going to have to do something HUGE. You can't even work on the comic you promised me, you made me a stupid ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' thing. Where the Hell's the comic, Chris? You know what? You probably still won't make it. So you know what? I can't do this. You need to totally reform your life. I mean, Chris would have come by. He would have driven the two hours just to comfort me once he heard I was crying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, if I knew where you were I would have driven two hours as well. But I did not know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know you won't! You always want me to come to you. It's stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean... yeah, I would have asked, I mean, I did ask you for your address, but then... and I did ask you for your phone number.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I told you that you can't get it until you get my parents to trust you because you know they're overprotective! And you think this is the way you do it?! I bet you're not even gonna finish the comic! You can't even finish it tonight. Or anything. You can't do anything.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, obviously you're not motivated enough. Because you haven't done anything like that. You've promised me a song a long time ago, never got it. Chris has written me, like, three songs. You promised me tons of things, you never keep your promises. You just sit around playing video games, you made a stupid ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' thing for me. Come on. All I wanted was the damn comic, all I wanted was you just to pay attention. You don't even pick up the phone anymore because of the trolls, because of the [[stress|STRESS]]. I can't do this. I want a real man.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Silence again''] You can't even say anything. Dad, I think you're totally right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Don't tell him where we live, I don't want my name and number, I don't want him to know my name and number.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; See?! Look what you've done, Chris. Look what you've done!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's not like you're gonna do anything to make up for it. So you know what? I don't even care. Dad, you can do whatever, that's all he can say, I'm done.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know, I don't think I want to get in trouble...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He's not, Chris, screw this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't want to get in trouble for beating the shit out of this faggot anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm gonna go, this is too much for me. You can finish this off, Dad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Silence reigns''] I would like to say...good evening.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Matthew:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So...what are you gonna do now?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Tape runs out'']&lt;br /&gt;
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{{succession|label=[[Kacey_calls|Kacey Phone Calls]]|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 24]]|nextlink=[[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBNloweEFQOElEdjA/edit?usp=sharing Link to MP3 on Google Drive]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ddn91nknqahn87a mp3 of phone call]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Niggo|Niggo-rigged]] audio ripped &amp;amp; combined from YouTube vids in [http://db.tt/vNbYguZ0 OGG] or [http://db.tt/akLWEieq MP3]&lt;br /&gt;
*Listen to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SKLGsJC6R0 the call on YouTube]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Liquid Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_is_Angry&amp;diff=166257</id>
		<title>CWC is Angry</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_is_Angry&amp;diff=166257"/>
		<updated>2013-06-29T19:32:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Megatron pistol.jpg|thumb|The rare and valuable [[Megatron pistol]], worth more than US$200 to a Transformer collector. Unless it smells like [[Chris and health|Axe and ass]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After losing the [[PaRappa contest]], though disappointed by his loss, [[Chris]] decided to be a good sport and made '''a video''' to congratulate [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] on his victory. It should be noted that Chris said afterward that the fans should leave Adam alone, and that he was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|forgiven]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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For some time, this video was believed by the [[trolling]] community to be lost forever, but it turned up again in April 2009. Note the ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' episode ''Interfection'' playing in the background. The [[Blake]] [[medallion]], which he is rarely seen wearing, can be seen around his neck in the last second of the video as he sets the camera down.&lt;br /&gt;
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Almost 3 years later, Chris would again attempt to create another dartboard by [[June062010.MOV|trespassing]] on [[The GAMe PLACe]]'s property to take pictures of [[Michael Snyder]]. While Chris escaped any trespassing/vehicular homicide charges, the [[Jerkops]] still managed to delete the photo and give him a warning.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Tardrage}}{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC is Angry&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|DajVXRXpD8g}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = August, 2007&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Video games|text}}, {{Violence|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Rage|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Stackhouse|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{ClassicShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion's_Rap_Showdown#Master_Onion_A-La_Mode|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris_Chan's_Public_Announcement#Watch|Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''most of the video is Chris shooting a photo of [[Adam Stackhouse]] with the [[Megatron pistol]] calmly reloading and shooting, again and again, in silence. Skip to 2:00 to get the spoken part'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And '''that'''... is how angry I am at [''reading offscreen''] Adam Stackhouse, A. Prelewsky, Brudell, and Surya Buchwald! They shou'ah been disqualified, 'cause they had music and more than one person in their '''freakazoid videos'''!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Master Onion A-La Mode]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2007| 2007-08]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Facebook&amp;diff=166256</id>
		<title>Facebook</title>
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		<updated>2013-06-29T19:09:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* External links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Facebook.jpg|center|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]]. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes From The Man Himself==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===I am a good man===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please help me, so I can help you one day.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The Common Question, &amp;quot;Do I know you?&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When a person asks you, &amp;quot;Do I know you?&amp;quot;, it brings up a greater answer. &amp;quot;I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Man I am SOOO SHY. &amp;quot;How Shy are you?&amp;quot; I am SOOO SHY, that...===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, &amp;quot;Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?&amp;quot; I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===What I am looking for in a woman===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(note: this note was posted on the same day [[Bob]] died) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-21 to 29-years old&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-NOT A Smoker&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Carefree/Light-Hearted&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Brunette or Blonde hair&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-B-Cup size minimum&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Clean&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Casual&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Not Crazy or Abusive&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Make-Up Optional&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unsolicited Friend Requests===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY  from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Shooting Myself in the Foot===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have often &amp;quot;shot myself in the foot&amp;quot; with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good &amp;quot;editor in chief&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===An Open Note===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You Trolls, Get A Life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4/13/2012&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.&lt;br /&gt;
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HA HA HA.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===&lt;br /&gt;
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Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45&lt;br /&gt;
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In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of &amp;quot;[[South Park]]&amp;quot;; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.&lt;br /&gt;
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Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
April 25, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
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MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps&lt;br /&gt;
www.youtube.com&lt;br /&gt;
UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Saved.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris later commented:&lt;br /&gt;
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And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.&lt;br /&gt;
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===I have decided===&lt;br /&gt;
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Thursday, 26 [[April 2012]] at 19:35&lt;br /&gt;
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The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].&lt;br /&gt;
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I Welcome All.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
April 25, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.&lt;br /&gt;
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The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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I Welcome All.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
April 25, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris later commented:&lt;br /&gt;
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I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &amp;gt;8D===&lt;br /&gt;
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On '''28 April 2012''', Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring &amp;quot;victory&amp;quot; against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he [[Chris and Anger|let the trolls get to him in the mall,]] resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant &amp;quot;revenge&amp;quot; involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has &amp;quot;won&amp;quot; when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.&lt;br /&gt;
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He also takes the time to issue [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|idle death threats]] to his trolls at the end of his bellowing, almost as if he was desperate for people to take him seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j&lt;br /&gt;
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To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, &amp;quot;BANNED&amp;quot;. So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to &amp;quot;Manager&amp;quot;). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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4/28/2012&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, &amp;quot;[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41&lt;br /&gt;
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And to quell one question. &amp;quot;[[JenkinsJinkies]]&amp;quot; &amp;quot;[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]&amp;quot;; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, &amp;quot;I had a gay experince at camp&amp;quot;. [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hey, Trollies===&lt;br /&gt;
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Feeling the need to brag again, Chris posted on Facebook taunting the trolls that he wouldn't say a word about what he was up to...and ends up confirming that he got banned from the mall like a dumbass, lost his virginity to a hooker and went to a Mythbusters tour, [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|ironically divulging more about himself than anybody currently knew for the last few months.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|1=Tuesday, 1 [[May 2012]] at 5:53&lt;br /&gt;
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You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All. &lt;br /&gt;
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And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have [[Chris and sex|Sexual Intercourse]] with a Half-[[Cherokee]] Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Village Voice Media|backpage]].&lt;br /&gt;
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You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. [[Lie|MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations]]. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Wallet duct-tape wallet]. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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I ain't tellin' ya nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Autism|I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I ain't tellin' ya nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Good Day,&lt;br /&gt;
Christian W. Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
[[May 2012|May 1, 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
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P.S.  It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's &amp;quot;Hynamin&amp;quot; show is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie Hyneman]]; there was a ''[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]'' live show in [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]] on 24 [[March 2012]], 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.mythbusterstour.com/washington-tickets/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the ''MythBusters'' tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 5 [[May 2012]] at 6:43&lt;br /&gt;
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She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a [[Gal-pal|friend.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian W. Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
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May 3, 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Mimms===&lt;br /&gt;
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Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.&lt;br /&gt;
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Facebook.com/TehRussian&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian W. Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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5/12/2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===To The Trolls===&lt;br /&gt;
This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through &amp;quot;trombonista's&amp;quot; account]]; there was NO MOLE.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
June 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hey! Damn trolls!===&lt;br /&gt;
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Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|1=Wednesday 27 [[June 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], [[Father Call|UNCARING]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], [[CWCki|ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA]]!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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In this post's comment section, [[Anna]] suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:&lt;br /&gt;
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Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.&lt;br /&gt;
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Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and [[3DS]] Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second [[Ego|I get all of the important calls for this household these days]]; I can not afford a new number.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:June27.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== You WILL be brought in! ===&lt;br /&gt;
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One day following his [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|arraignment]], Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the &amp;quot;trolls&amp;quot; and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.&lt;br /&gt;
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As usual, [[Anna]] chimes in with &amp;quot;A small victory!&amp;quot; as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Wednesday, 11 [[July 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of &amp;quot;Cyan&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Indigo&amp;quot;. Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's &amp;quot;New York Times&amp;quot; paper, titled &amp;quot;CyanIndigo&amp;quot;, same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder &amp;quot;thieving and lying&amp;quot;; I had actually said &amp;quot;Bribing and lying&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Stop sending me friend requests! ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Monday, 8 [[October 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a &amp;quot;You tell 'em, Christian!&amp;quot; Additionally, [[Savannah Chandler]] liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Please forgive me! ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Sunday, 21 [[October 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no &amp;quot;laughs&amp;quot; longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with [[manajerks]] at [[McDonalds]] and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show. Also included was an attempt to dox [[Megan Schroeder]] due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic. Subsequently, on October 21, Chris posted an apology as a public status on Facebook. A couple weeks later, he deleted it.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== A Christmas Gift ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Thursday, 20 [[December 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.&lt;br /&gt;
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http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip&lt;br /&gt;
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Merry Christmas.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== It's impossible for me to make someone mine ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Wednesday, 30 [[January 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine.&amp;quot; -Nana O, the anime &amp;quot;NANA&amp;quot; English dub.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yep...&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== No trolling plans ===&lt;br /&gt;
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In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;No Trolling Plans&amp;quot;; Who the f*** are they kidding?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Smiley ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just finished watching &amp;quot;Smiley&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
(Spoiler Alert)&lt;br /&gt;
I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible &amp;quot;fad&amp;quot; of Trolling and getting &amp;quot;LULZ&amp;quot; that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the &amp;quot;underground&amp;quot; of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of &amp;quot;Smileys&amp;quot; were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, &amp;quot;Anonymous&amp;quot;; the central hub of the Trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.&lt;br /&gt;
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No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Open Letter to Tara Strong ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I fully understand the video, &amp;quot;Twilightlicious&amp;quot;, is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about &amp;quot;Smiley&amp;quot;, I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.&lt;br /&gt;
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While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for &amp;quot;blackgryphon's&amp;quot; meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.&lt;br /&gt;
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Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
Christian W.Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
Ruckersville, VA, USA&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously [[Ego|for their own attention]]. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All my &amp;quot;twolling&amp;quot; as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry &amp;amp; disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign ''(although one can easily argue that it was Chris's trolls who pushed the pieces into place)'', Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trolling is Abhor-able ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Friday, 8 [[March 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Anna]] once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like &amp;quot;staring into a bright light.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Sonichu is not dead ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he &amp;quot;was an amateur&amp;quot;, implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is [[Chris and art|almost certainly not the case]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Saturday, 9 [[March 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Listen up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Gay Marriage ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case ''Hollingsworth v. Perry'', probably because the news is preempting his [[My Little Pony]] reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the &amp;quot;damn homosexual men&amp;quot;, probably only because [[Women's rights|lesbians are hot]] and [[Homos|homo]] men are icky.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing that really [[Family Guy|Grinds My Gears]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The next day, [[Anna]] called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, another one of [[Kim Wilson|Chris' friends]] joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you]]. So, you've got it backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Well, I do not like the majority of the [[JERKS|male population]] regardless.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only [[Lie|tried]] to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]]) destruction. [[Chris and his ego|By making the entire argument about himself]], Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Game Place ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Sega Mascot Contest ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Monday, 29 [[April 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, [[Chris and his Ego|which he subsequently &amp;quot;liked&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|&lt;br /&gt;
Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;The Trolls Who Cry Woman&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris posts a rather ''insensitive'' musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and '''being raped.''' He also goes on to rant about &amp;quot;being set up&amp;quot; ''(most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Here's a musing:&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Heard of &amp;quot;The Boy Who Cries Wolf&amp;quot;? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Today's version of the classic should be called, &amp;quot;The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Headache ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris makes another &amp;quot;musing&amp;quot;:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Monday, 7 [[May 2013]] at 12:08 &lt;br /&gt;
Musing:&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.&lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
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...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.&lt;br /&gt;
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===THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'':&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Wednesday, 15 May 2013 at 8:46 &lt;br /&gt;
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
they're inviting High School [[Pedofork|Pedofile]] Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
horse enthusiasts were not enough.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Pilot with Megan and her family.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am still mixed-up and not sure about &amp;quot;[[Transformers]] Prime&amp;quot;  going &amp;quot;Beast Wars&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And I do like a High School Drama when it's good, like &amp;quot;[[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;MTV's Undressed&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;O'Grady&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Sabrina the Teenage Witch&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with &amp;quot;My&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Little Pony Tales&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Minds in turning the Ponies Human! Just Invite Megan, or re-air G2!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ruckersville, VA, USA&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
May 14, 2013&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, Chris calls Lauren Faust and Tara Strong &amp;quot;out of their minds&amp;quot;. Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer works on the show, and none of this was her decision, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.&lt;br /&gt;
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Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png However, almost a month later, Chris liked the video &amp;quot;My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2&amp;quot; on YouTube.]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trolls got my fresh post!===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Thursday, May 30 2013&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Damn it! Trolls got my fresh post! Removed the prime suspect; will monitor,}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Anna then replied,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|I'd take a closer look at the people on your friends list who you don't know in real life.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===I have had more freedom when my father was alive===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself|about how he has to take time out of his day]] to &amp;quot;serve and protect&amp;quot; [[Barb|his mother]]. Note how, in typical Chris fashion, he aims the blamethrower right at Michael Snyder for his troubles, ignoring the fact that the events of [[28 October 2011]] was his ''own'' fault and would not have happened had he stayed away like he should have.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Wednesday, 5 June 2013 &lt;br /&gt;
Good grief! I started playing resident evil revelations on [[PS3|PlayStation three]] in front of my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and she had to be grossed out about it even when I'm scanning. And she even watch me play [[God of War|God of war Ascension]] as if she's not as gross out from the bloodshed from back game? And she goes on to complain to me about how it would affect my mind. I mean I've played this game before on my [[3DS]]; The beneficial part now is that I can earn the trophies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My mother has really been getting on my nerves! I really need my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] so that I can get away from here now and then; and I cannot even go downtown now because it wastes so much gas and gas is so costly! And make guys on my mother's concern for gas cost that is one reason why I have been on my sabbatical from my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have had more freedom when my [[Bob Chandler|father]] was alive and I end up losing it when he [[Chris_and_death#Robert_Franklin_Chandler_Jr._.281927-2011.29|passed away]] because now I got to serve my mother and protect her and everything! And I can blame that sonofabitch [[Michael Snyder]] for taking an wasting the money that my mom and I had soon gotten from my father's passing because he had to go send us to court for all the goddamn shit of his! Michael Snyder is a bastard to me and my mother for taking us to court he essentially stole a lot of money from us indirectly!&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===I am so lonely===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Sunday, via mobile&lt;br /&gt;
Damn! I am so lonely. I do not know whether to wait for my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] or to move on because the weights is driving me crazy among the loneliness of other things; [[stress]] of my life! Hell, first woman to Ask me out, in person I'd probably say yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt; *sigh* *groan* *grunt*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===I am feeling very lonely again===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Monday, 17 June 2013&lt;br /&gt;
I am feeling very lonely again. I am unable to think of a way to find my female [[sweetheart]] currently, where I won't end up risking trouble with the goddamned [[Jerkops]] within any &amp;quot;police office&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;legal office&amp;quot; from any and all of the shit against me on the [[internet]] that is easily Googled. And I am still publcally invisible to Everywoman, because they are all already taken by some stupid, [[jerk]] male, or are otherwise freaking busy with their own internal lives in this digital age where in person...}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris later posted:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|...socializing has become obsolete. &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;|:(&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Too many Trolls and Bad People in the world===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Saturday, 22 June 2013&lt;br /&gt;
If you &amp;quot;[[Fans]]&amp;quot; REALLY want to know why you're like lowly to me. There are too many [[Trolls]] and Bad People in the world hiding behind the [[Internet]] constantly; I am unable to tell the difference. I have lost my youth and sunny energy within the past decade. I have become bitter from a miserable life and an irreversible Internet reputation, thanks to you bad people. End of story.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===A skunk===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Thursday, 27 June 2013&lt;br /&gt;
A skunk; you don't need to kill it to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|stink things up]]; it pees anywhere it wants.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==iOS==&lt;br /&gt;
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuel this suggestion. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;CyanIndigo&amp;quot; screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the &amp;quot;nTelos&amp;quot; name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]]. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one ''would'' assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement ''(never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost)'', he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before ''(which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens)''. According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, &amp;quot;business&amp;quot; and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Imgur==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|2013 Imgur Leak}}&lt;br /&gt;
On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ uploaded them on Imgur.] The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 ''(as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was)'' but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted [[Michael Snyder|several]] [[Megan Schroeder|people]] [[Death threats|dead]], and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill [[Mimms]]' girlfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
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The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was ''[[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|Chris himself.]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|&amp;quot;Do I know you?&amp;quot; 1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|&amp;quot;Do I know you?&amp;quot; 2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook15.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chfb1.png| February leak Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chfb2.png| February leak Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chfb3.png| February leak Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chfb4.png| February leak Part 4&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cwc.png|February leak Part 5&lt;br /&gt;
File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.&lt;br /&gt;
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Train wreck.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related &amp;quot;Dark Parodies.&amp;quot; He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect &amp;quot;Dark Parodies&amp;quot; of his own comic had on him.&lt;br /&gt;
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a &amp;quot;difficult time&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp3.png| Chris continues to make [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] unfunny.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp4.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp5.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp6.png| Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of &amp;quot;his kind&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp7.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp8.png| Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&amp;amp;A.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp9.png| No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp10.png| Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp11.png| Nice to see [[Lego]]s haven't gone anywhere.  &lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art&lt;br /&gt;
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Facebook2.jpg|....and doesn't succeed.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris-Chan_-_FB_-_Equestria Girls.png|Chris criticizing ''Equestria Girls''.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Facebook messages]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Facebook statuses]]&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur Account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBT0w4RktXQWNuYUU/edit?usp=sharing Backup of the Imgur album] (Last updated 6/29/13 tell me on my [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User_talk:Pyromcr talk page] if more has been added to the Imgur album and this backup is no longer up to date.)&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Internet}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris's websites]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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		<title>Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Jack Thaddeus]] called Chris for a third time on 31 [[December 2009]], commenting on, among other things; the government of [[CWCville]], Chris's sad status as a human being, and, of course, that the [[CWCipedia]] to feature [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|gay ads]]. At the end, Chris, [[Chris and anger|being the immature prick he is]], hangs up in the middle of his conversation with Jack. Less than a day later, Chris was editing the ads that met his high standards of approval, still considering himself the [[Chris and his Ego|&amp;quot;Captain of da CWCipedia vessel&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, from this call, it is revealed that Jack is a [[Chris and fashion|snappy dresser]] and a [[homo]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Call==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|lqCoe2usaks}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|232wmDvlCb0}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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''(Phone Ringing)''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Hey Chris it's Jack.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, Jack, I was expecting you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' So I heard you have a problem with the ads.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm, yes, just the one with the Port-a-John.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' With the what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, with the Port-a-John.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Port-a...John? I don't... I'm not familiar with that one. Hold on, let me...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ou- outdoor toilet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Um, that's not a Port-a-John. That is supposed to be a closet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeh, I get that&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Chris do you even know what... That's not a Port-a-John, Chris!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' That's not... I would not exactly classify it a closet&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' It's supposed to represent a closet. It's just a painting of a door.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeh, I get it&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' What's the problem here? It's tasteful, I don't see what the problem is, Chris.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well. Well. Okay, well, uhh. Just the picture or just the picture I'm okay with the picture just keep it within th- within the side area do not&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Chris, umm, I-I can't be havin' that. Chris I-I-I gotta put the ad there because right now your site isn't getting enough hits for me to, ya know, just have little ads. Because, you're not that productive right now. I mean, you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Anyway, but anyways, the introduction box is not a place for ads.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Ehh, yes it is. I get to dictate where the ads go. You don't seem to understand how this works.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Would you put the ad of a middle of a banner? In the middle of the website title banner.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yeh, some people do do that. It's called sponsorship.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It's not, but—&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Chris, listen, this—Chris, this is how this works: I fronted the money to get this site started. I need to make this money back. It's called an investment. Do you know how this works?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeh, I get it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' No, you don't seem to get it, because you seem to be struggling with the fact that I have, in the contract that I have with the SysOp I control the ad space. I dictate what and where the ads go. And I reap the money that is generated by it. Unless you can give the SysOp $2000, you know, in Euro, I still have the ads. Do you have $2000?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Even if I have $2000, going from America to Europe is not legal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Well it is for me, because I have dual citizenship.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, I ha— I understand that. The SysOp has— had informed me of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yes, I see that you have been arguing with her and ya know, making quite a nuisance of yourself on the talk page. You, do you treat- do you treat many people that, ya know, that help and support you like this? Do you treat them regularly? Do you treat your church congregation like this?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do not regularly treat them like that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Regularly? You shouldn't ever treat them like this!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''(long pause)''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Anyway— But, no, anyways...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Look, Chris, you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Introduction box is not a place for ads. Look, if you want, you can set up an ad box that goes underneath the introduction box where that goes underneath the introduction box where the ad would be of equivalent size.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' No, Chris. Chris, this is my ad space. Either I get the money, or I take all my money, and I sue the SysOp for not following the contract. Do you want to be responsible for me suing the SysOp? The SysOp is doing you a favor by... by hosting this. Ok?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeh, and I'm trying to come up with a reasonable compromise that we can both agree on.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' It doesn't matter if you agree on it! Ok? Either you take this, or you don't have a site! You can go host your own. We, but, you know what, I have to tell you. Let's look at the track record between when you ran your own site and when we have been running sites for you. Okay, the SysOp has thwarted multiple, at least 4 hacking attempts, and there's almost around-the-clock surveillance of the site. Can you provide that for your own site? 'Cause if I remember correctly Clyde had very little trouble getting a hold of the sites.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I will not disagree with you on that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Okay, so do you like the CWCipedia?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, I like the CWCipedia.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Okay, then why is it that you seem to think that it's okay for you to act like it's your... your own, you made it and, ya know, everything on it belongs to you. What belongs to you on there is Sonichu and all affiliate...umm, and the franchise. That, I don't care about that, that's your thing. You can do whatever you want with that. But there's a section for me, that allows me to make money off of the ads, because I invested in this- I bought the server for this. SysOp. And from what I've been seeing, you've been treating her like your slave. Constantly complaining to her about every little thing that you see that you don't like. And then you've been going on YouTube and making rants about how much you hate the homos, which, ya know, I happen to be one, and I have many friends that are... those.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And by the way&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yes?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And by the way, in the past, the way you treated me with the hacking attempts—&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' I wasn't, I wasn't doing the hacking attempts. That was Clyde that was doing the hacking on your other sites. I just got into your PSN because I, personally, think, that, ya know, you're wasting your time with that silly contraption. But, ya know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Anyway, point is, between all of that, between the both of you on everything in all of that, you're not exactly giving your own homosexual male kind a good name, you're actually worsening it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You're not exactly giving the autistic kind a good name. Umm, you're basically, from what I can... If all autistics are like you, they sit around at home all day playing video games, and leeching off of uh, off of um, social security. When I know in actuality that there are many autistics that actually have jobs and, and help in the world. Like, there's um, [[wikipedia:Temple Grandin|one woman]] I know, who is, I know of, who is autistic, and she actually writes books about animal cruelty and equality, because she, kind of, her mind, in a way, thinks like a cow's. She's... Her simplicities allow her to think like a cow and so she sympathizes with how they are slaughtered. It's... it's something you... probably far beyond your grasp, but, she's very intelligent and she helped to, she helps to, uh, bring about, um, more humane practices within the meat industry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' M'kay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' And yet, here you are, sitting around, drawing your uh, comics, and, ya know, ranting about how much you hate the homos, who really haven't done anything to you. I mean, Clyde and I... The reason we did things to you isn't because you hate homos, it's just 'cause, ya know, you're a despicable person. But, I'm kind of done with that, and I decided that I'm going to help you. And this is how I'm helping you, by giving you your own site. But, but, with everything... There is no such thing as a free meal, Chris. You understand that? No such thing as a free lunch. I don't... And, and, you know, you might think that with your little soup hotels, but in the real world that's not how things work, which is interesting, because if you have so many, how is it that the city of CWCville seems like it has such a small population, but has such a high unemployment and homeless rate? At work, I don't-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Actually, it's very populated, and a lot of people have jobs there, but unfortunately there are too many people that come into the town that don't have the jobs, or actually live in the town and don't have the jobs.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Is CWCville even incorporated within the Commonwealth of Virginia?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I believe it would be.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Umm. Okay, because you basically run the whole city pretty chaotically, and y'know, it's not very stable in terms of the politics and economically stable either. Y'know, it seems like there is random destruction and, you know, a bunch of weird freaks running around, but, you know, and apparently the police are so inept that they require, you know, some sort of mutant hedgehog things to, y'know, clean up the mess, that from your little fights with, uhh..&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' The police of CWCville have their own capabilities. They have their own weapons and tanks and everything, but they can only-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Tanks? Why would the police need tanks? Why do police need tanks?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I mean the ''army''-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Why's the army- Why is the army in CWC- Is CWCville under [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martial_law martial law?]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I'm talking about a ''division''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' A division of the army to protect... Chris, this is very bizarre, I'm just gonna say, I mean... It just seems like, you know, if you can't take care of a little dark magic, then, you know, something's wrong with your city, but, you know, I think I'm just- I don't really care for the comic, you already know that, and so-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well the police on their own cannot handle the dark magic, so therefore that's where we come in to handle that dark magic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' So you basically give these um, hedgehog things extraordinary power within, so they can do whatever they want without warrants or you know, or being held responsible for what they do... Right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I grant them the immunity...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Oh so they can basically just kill anybody and... You know... &amp;quot;Well, that's just that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, no, they're not going to kill- they're not going to kill anybody, they know-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' It's called collateral damage, Chris. It happens. I mean... look at it in Iraq, you'd think that, you know, when there's collateral damage, somebody is always, you know, gonna be held responsible for it, and it doesn't matter if it was a mistake or on purpose, somebody is held responsible for it. You can't just- that's not how it works. That's basically what a warlord does, is they just say &amp;quot;Oh, do whatever you want&amp;quot;... You don't seem to have a grasp of how things in the world work, Chris, you have a very, you know, narrow view of the world. You know, that's one of the things I think that Clyde was trying to work on, was getting you to, you know, look outside your little box. You need to see the world, and you can't see the world from the PS3... I can assure you that. You may argue with me that you can y'know watch all the little videos and stuff that you want, but in reality that's not how it works. You can watch videos 'til you die, but you'll never actually experience the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I will not argue with you there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' So, are you content with uh, our agreement that um, the ad stays where it is?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I was hoping we could come to a compromise...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' *snigger* Chris, Chris!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You could have an ad that is of the same size, which is underneath the introduction box.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Underneath the introduction box... it IS underneath the introduction box- it says &amp;quot;Welcome to the CWCipedia, the Online Encyclopedia,&amp;quot; that's the introduction, and then there's the ad!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, but, it's in the big white box, right next to the introduction image.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Oh, right below that is a bunch of clutter crap! I don't want my ad being put down there just so it can be lost amongst that. I mean, jeez Chris, you know, the SysOp- the SysOp can only hold your hand for so much, you gotta, you gotta, you know, you gotta put in some work too. I mean, she's there to help you, but she's not your little... she's not your nanny that will take care of everything. Cause this just looks like a cluttered mess. Oh and, what's it say in it? &amp;quot;Jack Thaddeus, who is still being an annoying son of a,&amp;quot; did that say bitch? Oh. Ok, yeah, yeah that's real nice, that's real nice insulting your benefactor. Chris? Chris! Chris! Hello? CHRIS! Chris, what are you doing? *sigh* Should we call him back? I don't know what happened. Emery?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Female:''' He was still on! He was still connected!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' No he wasn't. He wasn't there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Female:''' Ok, well anyways, I'm calling him back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Alright. If- if he like, asks about the Emery thing, I'm just gonna say, oh that's Emery my cat. *phone rings* Emeril Lagasse. Oh boy. *Chris's voice mail* Seriously? I'm gonna leave a message.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Automated Voice:''' Please begin recording at the tone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Chris, this is Jack, um, what happened there? Did uh, I lose connection, or did you um, y'know just stop wanting to listen to me? Cause uh, this isn't how we solve problems in the adult world, Chris. Just tellin' you. Alright, talk to you later I suppose. And Happy New Year. Bye.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' God damn it, Bobby. God damn it, BlueSpike.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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-END OF RECORDING-&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBMW1FbnBrUnk0YnM/edit?usp=sharing MP3 of the phone call]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Jack Thaddeus Phone Calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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		<title>Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Shortly after the [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]] was released, a second one was released as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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Jack uses this call to further berate [[Chris]] about his [[health]], [[money]] and [[Holiday_Greetings|anything]] [[Comic|else]] [[Barbara_Chandler|he]] [[Bob_Chandler|felt]] [[Kimmi|like]], because Chris is too dumb to hang up. Jack also reveals a hypothesis that his mother might have performed surgery on [[Bob_Chandler|Bob]]. It is also revealed that he only has roughly $200 in his savings (which is probably [[Monthly_tugboat|your money]]). This call is also one of the few instances where [[Barbara_Chandler|Snorlax]] makes an appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''using a mocking falsetto voice'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Hi, Chris. It's me, [[Kim]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, it's not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Oh, oh, oh, okay I-- I guess-- I guess you saw through my ruse, Chris, you know. It's me, Jack, your best friend... Aren't we friends Chris?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Hmm?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Whatever, I don't know, but, anyways, what's up?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' What? What do you mean-- what do you mean, &amp;quot;Whatever&amp;quot;? What do you mean, &amp;quot;Whatever&amp;quot;? &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''Chris tries to interrupt'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;God dammit, man! Anyways, I got shit on Clyde. You-- you wanna know... you wanna know it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, what do you have on Clyde?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Well, first of all, he wears glasses.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, he wears glasses.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Go on.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Second of all, he likes Pokémon... for some reason. His favorite Pokémon (pronounced Pokey man) is Bidoof.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay... Bidoof. Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Bidoof!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, I know what a Bidoof is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yeah-eh, I'm sure you are... a Bidoof.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay well--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' He also likes Sonic...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' And, uh... let me see what else does he... hmm. Well, Chris, that's-- I guess that's all that I'm gonna tell you for now, but how was your day? I saw you made a video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' I saw you made a video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, okay... Yeah, a holiday greeting video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Uh-huh, have-- I have a question Chris: have you ever heard of St. Mary's Hospital?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' St. Mary's Hospital, I have heard that name before--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' In Richmond, Virginia.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, so that's where-- so that's where it's located.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' From 1989 to 1999, ''I'' lived in Richmond.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You also lived in Richmond.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but I not live that-- that long a time. I lived there shorter-- shorter length than you... Obviously, because I lived there from '92 to 2000. Which-- uh-- which is like, that's like 8--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' That doesn't matter. I was still in the same fucking city as you at the same time. And something else: my mother worked in the cathlab at St. Mary's.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Now, I hear that Bob had bypass surgery. Is this true?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, he did.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' When was this?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' This was quite a few years ago, during that-- during that decade.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Interesting, did-- did he get it done at St. Mary's?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm, I'm not sure it was St.-- I'm not sure it was-- I'm not sure if it was St. Mary's.  Uhh, it was the hospital closest to, uhh, Cloverleaf Shopping Center.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Uhh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' That's-- uh-- that's a good way of describing its location, anyway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Well... o-- okay I was-- anyways, yeah, my mother might have operated on your father... isn't that ''creepy''?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay... &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''Chris speaks away from the phone'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yes, mom? Mom&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''indistinct'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Uh-oh, UH-OH, uh-oh, oh. Snorlax.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' 'Sup Mom?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''mockingly impersonating Chris'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hi, Mommy, hmm. I just wanna cuddle up into your fat rolls, hmm. Yeah, hmm, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''mockingly hums like Chris while indistinct conversation happens in background, then snickers to himself'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, okay, sorry about that, my mom was checking in.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''still impersonating Chris'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It's your mommy, hmm?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''oblivious to mocking'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yeah, well, she wants me let the cat-- let-- let the cat in, 'cuz it's going to be very cold tonight... Uh, so, anyway, you're saying your mother might have operated on my father?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay-- well, okay, that's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' I find that very creepy. I might have even run into you while you lived in Richmond.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Huh. Well, I wouldn't have known it... or I wouldn't remember it... at this time. So it's a possibility, yes. Hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' That's interesting.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Quite.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Have you ever thought about moving out of your house?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Eventually, maybe.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Where would you wanna move?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm not sure right now, but I would say that-- I would say a nice little house in Charlottesville.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' [laughs] Pfft, you afford a place in Charlottesville? That's funny.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well-- well, anyway, that's a--that's a long ways-- that's a lon-- bit aways from now, anyway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' A bit a-- bit aways? You're almost thirty-years-old, and... you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''holding back laughter'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-- that CADD degree sure is coming in handy!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oy vey! Whatever.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' &amp;quot;Oy-- &amp;quot;Oy vey&amp;quot;?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Anyway...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' What are you, suddenly Jewish? How much money have you made in your life, Chris?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' In my lifetime... I can't even count that high.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You'v--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I don't even-- I don't even know-- I'm not gonna--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' That's not-- no! That's not-- that's not-- no, no-no, no. No, money that you get from the government is not money that you make. That is money that is ''given to you'' so that you can buy the essentials: food... medicine, and clothing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;##000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''6:00'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' ''You'' use it for... shit you don't need, like your precious [[PS3|pee-ess-triple]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. Okay, well.... Alright, so-- alright, so in the, uhh-- ...okay, umm.... Okay, aside from that, is there anything else in your mind?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Umm... you're gonna piss off a lot of, uhh... oh, yeah. Answer it, Chris. Answer the question: how much have you made? Five dollars, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I made some money, yes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' And what'd you do with that money? Waste it all.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I saved it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You saved--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It's in a savings account.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''Jack's mouth erupts with flatulence'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;You have a savings account? Really? A savings account?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' How much is in it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' About two hundred... right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Whoahohaha! That's savings, alright! ...Savings, alright... Two hundred in a savings account...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, whatev-- Well, anyway...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' That's funny.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Is there anything else that you would like to talk about?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Oh, yeah, you're gonna piss off a lot of people with [[Aspergers|Ass Burger's]] if you keep this shit up. I'm just saying, I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I'm not gonna do-- be saying stuff-- I'm not gonna be saying anything new about that, other than what I have made--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Why? Why can't you accept the fact that it is a condition that is associated with... autistic-- au-tism? You-- you seem to confuse--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because it is not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Chris, it is a ''scientific fact''... that it is a ''fucking''-- it's on the aut-ism... spectrum.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have read that on the Ha-Wikipedia &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''kind of like &amp;quot;Cool Ha-Whip&amp;quot;'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;page, yes. I just--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''here Jack tries to send a subliminal message to Chris using Morse code'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;No, no-no, no, no-no-no. Don't you fuckin' say that... it's an opinion, because it's ''not'' an opinion. It's a fact!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I hav-- I n-- I hav-- I have not said-- I did not&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You-- you-- you know what? You know, I have a suggestion for you: okay, go to PBS.com, and go to the Arthur thing, and there's a little game... for you to play. It's called &amp;quot;Binky&amp;quot;-- &amp;quot;Binky's Fact or Opinion Game&amp;quot;, you get-- and you have to try and figure out which statement is a fact and which is an ''opinion''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''amazed at the complexity of this non-''Guitar Hero''/non-''LittleBigPlanet'' game'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I see...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You see? You see? Because you seem to not be able to differ-rentriate between the two of them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I can diffientriate between fact and fiction.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' No, no, I said, &amp;quot;differentiate between fact and ''opinion''&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I can diffientriate between fact and opinion, as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Then-- okay, then are... are autism and Asperger's similar?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' They are not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' That is a ''fucking''... what-- I told y-- It's a ''fucking fact'' that they are similar! Okay?! Asperger's &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''in all of Jack's cases, he pronounces it &amp;quot;Ass Burgers&amp;quot;, in such a way that mimics Chris.'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;is just... a fucki-- is-- you ''wish'' that you had Asperger's, okay? Hell, I have a form of au-tism! I have ADHD.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay-- &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''incoherent babbling'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Attention-deficit hyperactive disorder. You know what that means? That means that... I am on the autism spectrum. That means that I have-- suffer from forms of autism.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. ...I see... ...Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' And, unlike you, I don't use it as a ''fucking crutch''! I don't... explain away my behavior based upon my... condition.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' I-- I can tell that you're not listening at all, and that you're just-- you're saying stuff to--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am-- I ''am'' listening to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''laughter'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;No, you're not, because-- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, I am.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' -- I've heard you do this before with talks with Clyde... and with, uhh, ya know... other people... and shit. I've heard this before.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I listen to you; you said you have ADH-- ADHD (attention-deficit hyperactive disorder), and you said that it's a form-- it's a type of autism.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Is that a fact, or opinion?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Absolutely(?) really(?) been paying attention.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Is that a fact, or opinion?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Is that a fact, or opinion?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright, it is a fact.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Good job! You get a gold star! Just like back in preschool, isn't it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Now what about Asperger's?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...What about...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Is Asperger's a form of autism?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''sigh''] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Okay, Asperger's is a form of autism.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Ah, shit, son! It took you ''this'' long to admit that science is correct. ...Also, I don't think you understand much about Asperger's. You seem to have just ''skimmed through'' the article on Wikipedia. Why don't you read it all?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I ''did'' read it all. &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''incoherent babbling'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Then di-- where does the name &amp;quot;Asperger's syndrome&amp;quot; come from?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It came from the guy who founded it, Assburger. That's his last name.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Assburge-- Assburger? No, it's As''perger''. He's--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, As''perger''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yeah, anyways.... You win.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You win-- you win a gold star, Chris. Why don't you go-- go to the-- go drive around in the snow, go to the store, get, you know, a sticker-sheet of gold stars, and pin two gold stars on your chest, 'cuz you just won.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay. Well, anyway...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm... finishing up a-- I'm finishing up a page right now, so--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yeah, you better finish it up!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' -- I'll be uploading that soon.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''they simultaneously say, &amp;quot;Yeah, okay.&amp;quot;'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''in a very sweet tone'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; alright, I'll talk to you later. You take care and be safe.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' I love you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''awkward silence as a chill runs down Chris's spine from fear of [[homos]]'']&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright, bye-bye.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[''Jack giggles like a schoolgirl'']&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBNF9JbC1ab2xiY0E/edit?usp=sharing MP3 of the phone call]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://pbskids.org/arthur/games/factsopinions/factsopinions.html The Arthur Facts and Opinions game]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Jack Thaddeus Phone Call</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Take your problems head on. Do not fucking dodge them. I just read that from a fortune cookie. Except I added the fucking part because Chinese people don't curse a lot.|Jack Thaddeus}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] My blood is not made of gravy.|Chris, shattering the basis of every belief that we've ever held about him}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[December 2009]], [[Jack Thaddeus]] called [[Chris]], to discuss the recent events involving Chris's statements about [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's]], [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and his [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkay]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of the call, Jack reprimands Chris and tells him he has a problem with making his [[comic]]s, his [[health]] and his [[mailbag]]. Chris remains monosyllabic and uninterested throughout, except to silence Jack with two fairly solid burns. Rather than angering Chris, this call seems to have inflicted a lot of [[stress]] on Chris, which will cause him to take a [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|Power Nap]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It's important to note that this is the first time we see Chris actually being able to counter-insult properly. While some may see this as proof that he is, in fact, growing as a person, the laws of probability state that if a person continuously rambles off ridiculously stupid statements, there is a minute possibility that one of them will actually come out as really clever. He then proves this by apologizing.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm just replying to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' I'm pissed at you! No! Shut up, I'm pissed at you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, is this because I haven't picked up?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' No- well, yes! That's actually- you get a point. Okay, you get- you get a gold star, just like you would if you were in a retard class, which you probably were in, because, well, you're Chris. Anyways, um, so, yeah, apparently, you're all butthurt about people calling you- saying that you have Asperger's which is pretty funny considering that, you know, it pisses you off, so-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Whatever.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' What-what? What? What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm like, whatever. It's a mislabel.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Oh, oh! No, it's cute. It's cute! You think that- you think that Asperger's- people with Asperger's are trying to take the quote/unquote “limelight” away from people with [[autism]]. What- how- why... why is that- that's like saying, &amp;quot;People with cancer are trying to take the limelight away from people with AIDS,&amp;quot; ...although you'd probably like that, considering you hate the [[homos]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Maybe.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You know a friend of mine has AIDS. He's gay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I feel bad for him. And he has my sympathy- he has my pity.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' But he's gay Chris!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I know. I, uh- I assumed that because you know, you said he had gay- he had AIDS.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Oh, you assume- you assume that everybody that has AIDS is gay. Wow. Wow, Chris. Wow, that's- way to fuckin', you know, fall into the fuckin' pit of stupid. You know, a lot of people have AIDS, not just gay people. Actually, more straight people have AIDS than gay people. But, anyways, I'm pissed at you for multiple reasons. First of all, the comic sucks. Second of all, the video you did sucks. You know, [[Vivian]]'s been yelling at me saying I'm interfering; I'm interfering. I didn't do shit, okay? So, you know. That- that bitch is crazy, so you know. Also, you didn't fuckin' answer my letter that I sent to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I haven't found your letter.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' I told you!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I checked in the mailbag and I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Because you went and put it in rejected, you dumb shit!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did not put it in [[Rejected Mailbag]]- I did not- I did not find anything from Jack Thad- from you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' I- I told you it was in the name &amp;quot;David Crass&amp;quot;! You really think I'm stupid enough to put my name as Jack Thaddeus?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, wait, okay, okay, I just found it. Okay, I just found it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Now read it out to me. Read it out to me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay. “Dear Chris, why is [[Rosechu]] so useless?”&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Now answer it. Why is she so useless?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, she is not useless.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' [''laughter''] Okay, okay, so, so what did she do in the last, uh, comic? In this- in this comic right here.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] She took down some Punislavs and some [[Jerkops]]... with her lightning blade.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Everybody else was doing that. Her lightning- no, and then she got kidnapped! How is it that she's able to apparently fight these people, and then suddenly get kidnapped.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It just happened. It happened from behind her. She does not have eyes in the back of her head.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' It just happened. Oh! She got taken from behind. I see that's- she got taken from...  [''trails off''] Also Punislavs? That's kinda- Slavs, you know that Slavs are an ethnic group? That's kinda I'm just saying Chris-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [''interrupting''] Well, would you rather I called it a “slave?”&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yes, that might be nice. That might be nice. What you think that all black- that &amp;quot;slaves&amp;quot;- that &amp;quot;slave&amp;quot; has suddenly become a bad word? It makes more sense, Chris. If they're fuckin'- God dammit. You know what? You know what? You know what, you should be talking to Vivian about this shit, because I'm just saying. I mean- but, anyways. Why is Rosechu not a useless piece of shit? And also, why is your plot so fucking convoluted and unnecessarily complicated? You make characters, and then you retcon them into the fucking story and then they disappear. They play no role.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] They did play a role; they helped in defending the city of [[CWCville]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' That's not a fucking- okay, okay, you seem to have a problem with storytelling. CWCville- the defense of CWCville doesn't mean shit if there's no story, and you need certain main characters. A bunch of fucking secondary characters doesn't do shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, [[Sonichu]] is a main- Sonichu and Rosechu are the main characters.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Then why do you have so many fucking other characters? The only character I like is [[Punchy]] Sonichu, and that's because he reminds me of Clyde. [''long pause''] What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Nothing. Nothing. Anyway... Mmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' People told you that that picture of that Guido wasn't Clyde, but you didn't listen. Remember back then?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yeah, you're- that was just one of- that was- that was actually... fucking comedy gold, man. I- I- I am actually not- I actually- I'm proud of you for not listenin' to, ya know, advice of other people, and, you know, just- just being the ''dumb shit'' that you are and just making that video of you, having a picture of that Guido from the Jersey shore. Ahaha. Ohh... You're a funny guy, Chris. But, okay, I'll- I'll...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Chris makes a noise to make sure that we still know he has a pulse'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You can, you know- I'm- we're gonna have- we're not- I'm not hanging up. We're having our talk right now, Chris, so don't- don't fuckin' try and rush me, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' 'Cuz I- I can hear you, you know, fucking... shifting around and going [''at this point, Jack makes raptor noises''], like you're fucking... getting tortured, okay? So don't get antsy with me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm not doing- I'm not making any noises.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' I- I- no, I- I hear you. I hear you, Chris... you know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You're listening to the radio in the background.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Why- who the fuck still listens to radio?! I mean, I- I li- I listen to NPR, but, you know, otherwise, who the fuck cares?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, well- well, that's John Tesh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Who the fuck is John Tesh?! Sounds like a fag!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''after a pause, they simultaneously say &amp;quot;Anyways...&amp;quot;, and, afterward, Chris quietly sighs'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Oh, you fucker! Anyways- God!- parkour: eh, you seem to really not understand parkour.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;   &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You really... don't understand- seem to understand- [''sigh''] you know what? Yeah, you- I don't... hmm... Why don't ''you'' explain stuff to me, Chris? I- I'd like to- I'd like to know what you... think would be passing as, uhh, you know... you know... parkour?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did not understand the question.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' [''quietly to himself''] That was actually pretty funny. Umm... what is parkour?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Par-core: to my interpretation... it is a style of running. Running from one point to another... yes, with jumps... and along the walls, and other things.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Mmm... that's- you interpreted it wrong. It's- well... yeah, you got it then; you got it when you add the... jumping on the walls and shit. It's- but, then again... what you said you were doing was &amp;quot;Parkay&amp;quot;, which- Parkay a brand of butter, so, you know, [''Chris begins to interrupt''] seeing that you're a fat load of-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well... okay, well- ok- well-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' '''Hey!''' Do not fucking do that!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well, I forgot- I... had trouble remembering what the word was.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You know- you know- Chris, settle down. It's not ''nice'' to interrupt ''people''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Your parents really failed... at teaching you manners.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm... well... please continue.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' ''Yous'' called it Parkay. Now that's hilarious, because... Parkay is a brand of butter, and you're like butter in that you're a fat piece of shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Chris gives one of his infamous sighs, which Jack then mocks'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well, I forg- I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You really- do you really think- do you really think you're healthy? Do you ''really'' think- do ''you'' think you're healthy?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I could be healthier.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You could be healthier? Okay, yeah... you could be healthier if your fuckin' blood wasn't made of gra''vy''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] My blood is not made of gravy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' It's not? It's not. Then why... why do you... have to take four fucking breaks in... the video, just running for ten minutes? I can run for ten minutes without taking a break, and I can then go up a flight of stairs, after running ten minutes without a break, and make it to the top... you know, faster than you did.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright, then.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty fucking awesome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' You gonna admit that I'm awesome?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, I did not understand that question.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Oh, I- I- I was just- oh, are you physically fit?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I will admit that I could be bette- I could be more fit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' I want you to admit that you are fat, and that you have a problem, and that you need to work on it. [''strange noises of discombobulation''] Never mind, I'm- I'm pretty sure you and... [[Kim]] (???)- she's all- alright with that, because she seems like the type that would, you know... be a... fuckin'... you know, bossy-boss. But are you fit, Chris? Yes or no.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Do not say- good. Good, we got somewhere. You are fat. Now... that's the first step in ''fixing'' the problem. Now, you actually have to ''do something'', and by &amp;quot;something&amp;quot;, I mean &amp;quot;get out of the house and&amp;quot;- nah, never mind; I don't give a shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:''' Uhh, I don't know... [[Vivian]] is... gonna be pissed, and, you know... I'm just saying.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright, well, my bad.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Anyways... I want you to... stop rejecting... mail that you don't like.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': You- these are your fans, Chris; you shouldn't be fucking pushing them around like this... and actin' like, ya know, just because they say something that you don't agree with, their... opinions suddenly don't matter.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': You know, so.... Vivian is trying to help you, but you don't- you seem to have a problem with taking advice.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been taking advice- the advice of Vivian.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': No, you haven't. [''interruption battle ensues''] You've been- you've been- okay, here's your version of-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' O- okay, well I- okay, well, I need to dispel- I need to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': ''Chris''!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [''interrupts quietly''] Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': What have I told you about interrupting?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright, well, I was- I wa- I was sayin' somethin', then, uhh, you started sayin' somethin', so, okay... Continue.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Trials and advertisements make... you- trials and adversities make stronger; take your problems head-on; do not fucking dodge them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': I just read that... from a fortune cookie.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Except I added the &amp;quot;fucking&amp;quot; part, because-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Chinese people don't curse a lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Actually, they do, but... I don't know. They- they curse in Chinese... something.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': How much do you care about Sonichu? [''disgruntled noise of frustration''] Okay! Now I am pissed, Chris, because I know what you're doing; you're just- you're not even listening! There's more-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am listening to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': No, you're just saying, &amp;quot;Uh-huh. Yeah. Uhm-hmm. Yeah.&amp;quot; You... I've heard you do this before.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I ''have'' been listening to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Hi(?), I remember when you did this with ''Clyde''. You just sit there and just, like, go, &amp;quot;Uhm-hmm. Uhm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Mm.&amp;quot; Do I do a good impression of you? I think I do. I'm- I think it's pretty spot-on. So...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Whatever.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': 'Member when- that's not a fuckin' respo-nse!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' That did go on (?).&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Okay. He- remember when he tried to get you to go to Redmond... and you didn't go?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': You didn't go, because you don't give a ''shit'' about Sonichu.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I didn't go, because I thought it was [http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/3084105453_476453cd30.jpg?v=0|a trap].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': How could it be a trap? For what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Do you think Clyde would-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' My mom thought it wa- my mom thought it was a trap. My dad thought it was a trap.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': No, you thought it was a trap!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And th-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Mom and Dad don't give a shit about what you do with Sonichu!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And then we realized that the- that the e-mails from Mr. Mayamoto came from Mail.com, which is where anybody could pretend to be somebody else.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''at this point, Jack basks in the silence of the rare occurrence of having been owned by Chris'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Eh... Well... Miyamoto-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Of course, you know, my family is concerned of my safety, so there you go.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Yeah, that's why they shelter you like you're a baby. You know what? My parents threw me out when I turned eighteen. You know ''why'' they threw me out?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm... probably because they couldn't stand you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Chris is now officially on a roll'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Oooh! That earns you... two more gay ads! ...You little sassy-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': thingy... guy. You gonna apologize?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm apologizing. I apologize for that. Okay, I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': No, say, &amp;quot;I'm sorry.&amp;quot; Hey, &amp;quot;I am sorry.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm sorry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Well... they kicked me out because I- because, you know... I have like five other brothers, or something. I don't know. I have a lot of... people in house.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay. So it was overcrowded.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Yes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Just like your house, except it's not full of people; it's full of shit that you don't need! HAHAHAHAHA! Ahhh... we have fun, don't we, Chris?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm... Well, you are, anyway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And I am not going to interrupt.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Anyways... grow some balls, get some initiative, ''fucking'' promote the shit out of Sonichu...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': ...Vivian's gonna rape me... with the... strap-on, because she's crazy- oh, wait, I was reading an e-mail. Umm... yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Just do whatever Vivian says, and... I'll be calling you soon, and... you don't fucking abuse your fans. Like, they're, you know- you don't have a lot of them, Chris!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Also, go to Redmond. Because, you know-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Eventually, I- eventually, I will.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Yeah, I- so... Oh, also- also, don't piss of your Asperger friends, 'cuz, you know, they're fuckin'... crazy-ass niggers.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright. So... any other thoughts?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Alright. Uhh... you're fat.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oka- oka- okay, I guess we're done here...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Yep. Bye-bye.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, take care. [[Christmas|Merry Christmas]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack''': Merry Christmas to you, Fatty Fatfat!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey Phone Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Father Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey and Liquid Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBT2t4ZVZkVG1DZzQ/edit?usp=sharing Download link]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Jack Thaddeus Phone Calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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|group1 = Chris's websites&lt;br /&gt;
|list1  = [[CWC's Pokésite 1]]{{•}} [[CWC's Pokésite 2]]{{•}} [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]{{•}} [[CWC's Cool Profile]]{{•}} [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu Blog]]{{•}} [[CWCipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group2 = Social networking&lt;br /&gt;
|list2  = [[Adult Swim posts]]{{•}} [[PSN blogs]]{{•}} [[Facebook]]{{•}} [[Twitter]]{{•}} [[MySpace]]{{•}} [[Dating profiles]]{{•}} [[Match.com]]{{•}} [[PlayStation Blog]]{{•}} [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]]{{•}} [[OkCupid]] ([[List of OkCupid Answers|Answers]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group3 = Wikis&lt;br /&gt;
|list3  = [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] ([[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edits]]){{•}} [[Wikipedia]] ([[Chris's Wikipedia profile|profile]]{{•}} [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan talk|talk page]]){{•}} [[CWCkipedia]] ([[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|WikiSysop correspondence]]){{•}} [[CWCki]] ([[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|edits]]{{•}} [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]]{{•}} [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]]{{•}} [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]]){{•}}[[TV Tropes]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group4 = Forums&lt;br /&gt;
|list4  = [[Sonichu Forum]]{{•}} [[Sonichu Girls]]{{•}} [[Trollin Train]]{{•}} [[GameFAQs]]{{•}} [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group5 = Documented IRL encounters&lt;br /&gt;
|list5  = &amp;quot;[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]&amp;quot;{{•}} [[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]{{•}} [[Chris's resume]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group6 = Other&lt;br /&gt;
|list6  = [[eBay]]{{•}} [[Craigslist]]{{•}} [[Quizzes]]{{•}} [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]]{{•}} [[deviantART]]{{•}} [[YouTube]] ([[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|comments]]){{•}} [[2013 Imgur Leak|Imgur]]{{•}} [[Other documents]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;{{usage|1=This is a navigational template (navbox) for articles related to Chris's presence on the [[Internet]]. The format for using this template is as follows:&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2013_Facebook_leak&amp;diff=166077</id>
		<title>2013 Facebook leak</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2013_Facebook_leak&amp;diff=166077"/>
		<updated>2013-06-15T19:50:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On the 26th of May, 2013, Chris inadvertently revealed the existence of an enormous leak of previously unheard of [[Facebook]] statuses. The leak was notable, as it revealed what had occurred during the the months of silence from him. Ironically, the only reason this leak was made public, was because Chris had thrown a temper-tantrum regarding it's existence, in a classic example of the Streisand effect. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Content==&lt;br /&gt;
The posts were primarily composed of mundane updates from services such as Twitter, and Facebook applications. What stood out were the posts detailing his continued frustration with finding a [[Girlfriend]] (including a number of posts detailing a hypothesized [[Attraction Sign]]), and posts regarding his lack of freedom, without [[Robert Chandler]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Choice Updates===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully no longer want to ever, forever, approach the Game and Hobby PLace. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It Truly Is the Breeding and Meeting PLace for Trolls and Cyber-Bullies. Long before October 2007, there were very few people who would have anything on me, personally worldwide, because those people only existed Locally to me and with Constant in person communication with me. Those people only existed at the PLace. And the very first person who turned Troll against me, is none other than [[Megan Schroeder]]. She ''conscripted Snyder, Mimms and everyone else against me.'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And when my family and I started getting close with identifying them as our perpetrators and The Prime Trolls, Snyder was looking for a reason to ban me, and so he did. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Megan Schroeder is the Prime Queen of the Trolls; the PLace IS truly a Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Place, and I never, forever, want anything to do with it. The PLace should definately be destroyed and shut down for good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And I want to exact my fullest [[chris and anger|revenge]] and [[chris and religion|divine retribution]] with Megan Schroeder. ''SHE should be the jailed and beaten up, that vile, wicked, traitorous bitch|-Chris, nearly 5 years since the ban, and the end of all contact with Megan}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I know this may sound like a stupid idea, but I am thinking about getting one of those things to put in the ground to put real estate ads in, and putting advertisements about myself you know for a girlfriend. Obviously I am not going to do what. But that shows you how lonely and desperate I am. This [[Attraction sign|thing]] would be placed literally in front of my house.|Chris, musing about the Attraction Sign's revival}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur Account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBMEtpWExTVVBYblU/edit?usp=sharing Backup of the Imgur album]&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Internet}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Facebook&amp;diff=165912</id>
		<title>Facebook</title>
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		<updated>2013-05-30T02:37:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* External links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Facebook.jpg|center|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]]. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes From The Man Himself==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===I am a good man===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please help me, so I can help you one day.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The Common Question, &amp;quot;Do I know you?&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When a person asks you, &amp;quot;Do I know you?&amp;quot;, it brings up a greater answer. &amp;quot;I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Man I am SOOO SHY. &amp;quot;How Shy are you?&amp;quot; I am SOOO SHY, that...===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, &amp;quot;Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?&amp;quot; I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===What I am looking for in a woman===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(note: this note was posted on the same day [[Bob]] died) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-21 to 29-years old&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-NOT A Smoker&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Carefree/Light-Hearted&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Brunette or Blonde hair&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-B-Cup size minimum&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Clean&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Casual&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Not Crazy or Abusive&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Make-Up Optional&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unsolicited Friend Requests===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY  from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Shooting Myself in the Foot===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have often &amp;quot;shot myself in the foot&amp;quot; with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good &amp;quot;editor in chief&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===An Open Note===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You Trolls, Get A Life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4/13/2012&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heh.  Heh.  Heh. ;:j&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
HA HA HA.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of &amp;quot;[[South Park]]&amp;quot;; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
April 25, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps&lt;br /&gt;
www.youtube.com&lt;br /&gt;
UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Saved.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;http://www.savederpy.com&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris later commented:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===I have decided===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
Thursday, 26 [[April 2012]] at 19:35&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
I Welcome All.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
April 25, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
I Welcome All.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
April 25, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris later commented:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=&lt;br /&gt;
I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &amp;gt;8D===&lt;br /&gt;
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On '''28 April 2012''', Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring &amp;quot;victory&amp;quot; against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he [[Chris and Anger|let the trolls get to him in the mall,]] resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant &amp;quot;revenge&amp;quot; involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has &amp;quot;won&amp;quot; when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.&lt;br /&gt;
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He also takes the time to issue [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|idle death threats]] to his trolls at the end of his bellowing, almost as if he was desperate for people to take him seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j&lt;br /&gt;
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To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, &amp;quot;BANNED&amp;quot;. So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to &amp;quot;Manager&amp;quot;). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, &amp;quot;[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===&lt;br /&gt;
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And to quell one question. &amp;quot;[[JenkinsJinkies]]&amp;quot; &amp;quot;[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]&amp;quot;; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant.  Polly repeated, &amp;quot;I had a gay experince at camp&amp;quot;. [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hey, Trollies===&lt;br /&gt;
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Feeling the need to brag again, Chris posted on Facebook taunting the trolls that he wouldn't say a word about what he was up to....and ends up confirming that he got banned from the mall like a dumbass, lost his virginity to a hooker and went to a Mythbusters tour, [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|ironically divulging more about himself than anybody currently knew for the last few months.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|1=Tuesday, 1 [[May 2012]] at 5:53&lt;br /&gt;
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You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All. &lt;br /&gt;
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And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have [[Chris and sex|Sexual Intercourse]] with a Half-[[Cherokee]] Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Village Voice Media|backpage]].&lt;br /&gt;
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You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. [[Lie|MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations]]. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Wallet duct-tape wallet]. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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I ain't tellin' ya nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Autism|I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I ain't tellin' ya nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian W. Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
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P.S.  It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's &amp;quot;Hynamin&amp;quot; show is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie Hyneman]]; there was a ''[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]'' live show in [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]] on 24 [[March 2012]], 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.mythbusterstour.com/washington-tickets/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the ''MythBusters'' tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 5 [[May 2012]] at 6:43&lt;br /&gt;
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She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a [[Gal-pal|friend.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian W. Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
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May 3, 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Mimms===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 12 [[May 2012]] at 6:35&lt;br /&gt;
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Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.&lt;br /&gt;
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Facebook.com/TehRussian&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian W. Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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===To The Trolls===&lt;br /&gt;
This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through &amp;quot;trombonista's&amp;quot; account]]; there was NO MOLE.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hey! Damn trolls!===&lt;br /&gt;
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Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|1=Wednesday 27 [[June 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], [[Father Call|UNCARING]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], [[CWCki|ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA]]!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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In this post's comment section, [[Anna]] suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:&lt;br /&gt;
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Fighta Jet Lopez:  Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and [[3DS]] Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second [[Ego|I get all of the important calls for this household these days]]; I can not afford a new number.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:June27.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== You WILL be brought in! ===&lt;br /&gt;
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One day following his [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|arraignment]], Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the &amp;quot;trolls&amp;quot; and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.&lt;br /&gt;
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As usual, [[Anna]] chimes in with &amp;quot;A small victory!&amp;quot; as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Wednesday, 11 [[July 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of &amp;quot;Cyan&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Indigo&amp;quot;. Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's &amp;quot;New York Times&amp;quot; paper, titled &amp;quot;CyanIndigo&amp;quot;, same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder &amp;quot;thieving and lying&amp;quot;; I had actually said &amp;quot;Bribing and lying&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Stop sending me friend requests! ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Monday, 8 [[October 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a &amp;quot;You tell 'em, Christian!&amp;quot; Additionally, [[Savannah Chandler]] liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Please forgive me! ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Sunday, 21 [[October 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no &amp;quot;laughs&amp;quot; longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with [[manajerks]] at [[McDonalds]] and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show.  Also included was an attempt to dox [[Megan Schroeder]] due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic. Subsequently, on October 21, Chris posted an apology as a public status on Facebook. A couple weeks later, he deleted it.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== A Christmas Gift ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Thursday, 20 [[December 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.&lt;br /&gt;
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http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip&lt;br /&gt;
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Merry Christmas.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== It's impossible for me to make someone mine ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine.&amp;quot; -Nana O, the anime &amp;quot;NANA&amp;quot; English dub.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===&lt;br /&gt;
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I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(&lt;br /&gt;
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=== No trolling plans ===&lt;br /&gt;
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In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;No Trolling Plans&amp;quot;; Who the f*** are they kidding?&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Smiley ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Just finished watching &amp;quot;Smiley&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible &amp;quot;fad&amp;quot; of Trolling and getting &amp;quot;LULZ&amp;quot; that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the &amp;quot;underground&amp;quot; of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of &amp;quot;Smileys&amp;quot; were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, &amp;quot;Anonymous&amp;quot;; the central hub of the Trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Open Letter to Tara Strong ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I fully understand the video, &amp;quot;Twilightlicious&amp;quot;, is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about &amp;quot;Smiley&amp;quot;, I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.&lt;br /&gt;
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While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.&lt;br /&gt;
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So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for &amp;quot;blackgryphon's&amp;quot; meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?&lt;br /&gt;
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If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
Christian W.Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
Ruckersville, VA, USA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously [[Ego|for their own attention]]. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All my &amp;quot;twolling&amp;quot; as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry &amp;amp; disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign ''(although one can easily argue that it was Chris' trolls who pushed the pieces into place)'', Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Trolling is Abhor-able ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox| Friday, 8 [[March 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Anna]] once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like &amp;quot;staring into a bright light.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Sonichu is not dead ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he &amp;quot;was an amateur&amp;quot;, implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is [[Chris and art|almost certainly not the case]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox| Saturday, 9 [[March 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Listen up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Gay Marriage ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case ''Hollingsworth v. Perry'', probably because the news is preempting his [[My Little Pony]] reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the &amp;quot;damn homosexual men&amp;quot;, probably only because [[Women's rights|lesbians are hot]] and [[Homos|homo]] men are icky.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing that really [[Family Guy|Grinds My Gears]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The next day, [[Anna]] called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In addition, another one of [[Kim Wilson|Chris' friends]] joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you]]. So, you've got it backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Well, I do not like the majority of the [[JERKS|male population]] regardless.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only [[Lie|tried]] to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]]) destruction. [[Chris and his ego|By making the entire argument about himself]], Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Game Place ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Sega Mascot Contest ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Monday, 29 [[April 2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, [[Chris and his Ego|which he subsequently &amp;quot;liked&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|&lt;br /&gt;
Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== &amp;quot;The Trolls Who Cry Woman&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris posts a rather ''insensitive'' musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and '''being raped.''' He also goes on to rant about &amp;quot;being set up&amp;quot; ''(most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Here's a musing:&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Heard of &amp;quot;The Boy Who Cries Wolf&amp;quot;? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Today's version of the classic should be called, &amp;quot;The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Headache ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris makes another &amp;quot;musing&amp;quot;:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Monday, 7 [[May 2013]] at 12:08 &lt;br /&gt;
Musing:&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 15 May 2013 at 8:46 &lt;br /&gt;
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
they're inviting High School Pedofile Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
horse enthusiasts were not enough.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Pilot with Megan and her family.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am still mixed-up and not sure about &amp;quot;Transformers Prime&amp;quot;  going &amp;quot;Beast Wars&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And I do like a High School Drama when it's good, like &amp;quot;Daria&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;MTV's Undressed&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;O'Grady&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Sabrina the Teenage Witch&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with &amp;quot;My&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Little Pony Tales&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Minds in turning the Ponies Human! Just Invite Megan, or re-air G2!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ruckersville, VA, USA&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
May 14, 2013&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==iOS==&lt;br /&gt;
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuel this suggestion. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The &amp;quot;CyanIndigo&amp;quot; screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the &amp;quot;nTelos&amp;quot; name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]]. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one ''would'' assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement ''(never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost)'', he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before ''(which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens)''. According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, &amp;quot;business&amp;quot; and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Imgur==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ uploaded them on Imgur.] The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 ''(as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was)'' but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted [[Michael Snyder|several]] [[Megan|people]] [[Death Threats|dead]], and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill [[Mimms]]' girlfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was ''[[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|Chris himself.]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|&amp;quot;Do I know you?&amp;quot; 1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|&amp;quot;Do I know you?&amp;quot; 2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook15.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chfb1.png| February leak Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chfb2.png| February leak Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chfb3.png| February leak Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chfb4.png| February leak Part 4&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cwc.png|February leak Part 5&lt;br /&gt;
File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.&lt;br /&gt;
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Train wreck.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related &amp;quot;Dark Parodies.&amp;quot; He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect &amp;quot;Dark Parodies&amp;quot; of his own comic had on him.&lt;br /&gt;
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a &amp;quot;difficult time&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp3.png| Chris continues to make [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] unfunny.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp4.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp5.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp6.png| Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of &amp;quot;his kind&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp7.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp8.png| Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&amp;amp;A.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp9.png| No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp10.png| Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp11.png| Nice to see [[Lego]]s haven't gone anywhere.  &lt;br /&gt;
File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art&lt;br /&gt;
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Facebook2.jpg|....and doesn't succeed.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris-Chan_-_FB_-_Equestria Girls.png|Chris criticizing ''Equestria Girls''.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Facebook messages]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Facebook statuses]]&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur Account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBMEtpWExTVVBYblU/edit?usp=sharing Backup of the Imgur album]&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Internet}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris's websites]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCville_Mayoral_Office&amp;diff=165218</id>
		<title>CWCville Mayoral Office</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCville_Mayoral_Office&amp;diff=165218"/>
		<updated>2013-04-07T03:55:21Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Allison_Amber_2.jpg|thumb|Because a perfectly rational politician keeps a photo of the Gimp in the reception of his office]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''CWCville Mayoral Office''' ''would be'' the personal workplace of [[CWCville]] Mayor [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], if he wasn't preoccupied with his search for a [[sweetheart]]. It is situated inside the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Layout==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mayor's_office.jpg|thumb|300px|Wow... it's a violation of all things feng shui.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The average architect would describe his office layout as &amp;quot;ridiculously huge&amp;quot;. When represented in the comics, it tends to seem rather plain, with the barest essential office furnishings (or the closest approximation possible [[Chris_and_art|with Crayola marker]]) set against an all-blue interior. Still, Chris seems to believe his station as [[Chris_and_reality|Mayor of his own fantasy world]] demands a spacious workplace. How many [[Money|taxpayer dollars]] were wasted in its construction remains a mystery, although it's a fair assumption that [[CWCville]] citizens were heavily taxed to fund this and other [[Love_Quest|useless]] [[Dating_Education|projects]]. The office is described as being 120' (37 m) in width.&lt;br /&gt;
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As was revealed in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], there is a portal to CWCville in [[Chris's room]] which leads directly to the Mayor's office. Additionally, the reception has several buttons that summon the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], the [[Power Rangers]], and some [[Samurai_Pizza_Bots|robots that appear from nowhere, to do nothing of note]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Purpose==&lt;br /&gt;
No one (most likely not even [[Christian_Weston_Chandler_(comic_character)|the Mayor]] himself) knows the purpose of the Mayor's office, seeing that CWCville doesn't appear to have a coherent government. An elected Town Council exists, although it is strictly advisory, and the Mayor is not obliged to take any action it recommends. Events in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] show that people can call up the Mayor's office when the city is under attack; useful as this may be, this contributes little to civic government. When all of this is taken into account, one can only assume CWCville is actually a dictatorship, with the office a façade to keep the poverty-stricken public placated.&lt;br /&gt;
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In other words, it's amazingly useless.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Communication===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's [[Wikipedia:Nintendo DSi|Nintendo DSi]] has a custom uplink keeping him connected with this office at all times, so that he can always be aware of any pressing danger - not that he has ever used it for this purpose. Thus, the entertaining plot hook of a sudden call about an emergency in CWCville is sadly wasted.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Daily business===&lt;br /&gt;
During Chris's tenure as Mayor, he is a lousy administrator, often abandoning his administrative duties to fight [[Jerkops]] in the mall; he has never explained why he simply doesn't fire these rogue employees that hate him so. He introduced his assistant, [[Allison Amber]], in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]; she is the dedicated employee who does all of the actual work, while he gets beaten-up by his [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|evil gay twin]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris's room]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/MayorsOfficeModel1.pdf Plans, Mayor's Office]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBM0VxSFZCVDU1cVk/edit?usp=sharing Plans, Mayor's Office download mirror 2]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CWCverse}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Fictional places]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_3&amp;diff=165217</id>
		<title>Sonichu 3</title>
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		<updated>2013-04-07T03:50:14Z</updated>

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| titleandissue  = Sonichu'' #3&lt;br /&gt;
| cover          = Issue3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| coverdate      = 20 June 2005&lt;br /&gt;
| finishedcomic  = 21 Feb 2006&lt;br /&gt;
| pagecount      = 45&lt;br /&gt;
| episodes       = 10-11&lt;br /&gt;
| sub-episodes   = 4&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''''Sonichu'' #3''' is the fourth issue of the series.  &lt;br /&gt;
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This issue introduces the [[Chaotic Combo]], the five Electric Hedgehogs who basically exist to be Sonichu and Rosechu's friends. Rather than just have more [[rainbow]] beams hit unsuspecting [[Pokémon]], Chris gets it in his head that baby Sonichus would be cute and decides to spend all of Episode 10 chronicling the entire life stories of five different characters. Each of the Combo's origin stories are virtually identical, as they are created as eggs from the magical rainbow and then deposited umpteen years in the past, where they're adopted by people or Pokémon who cultivate their abilities until they evolve. Making matters worse, Chris's concept for [[Sonee and Rosey|baby Sonichus and Rosechus]] is that they are unable to speak beyond saying &amp;quot;Sonee?&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Rosey!&amp;quot;, thereby guaranteeing page upon page with almost no intelligible dialogue. The troll community almost unanimously agrees that &amp;quot;Sonichu Babies&amp;quot; is one of the most aggravating pieces of Sonichu material made, and is the most likely to result in some kind of violence, due to the irrational anger it can and has caused. This issue took Chris ''seven months'' to complete; even he seems to have struggled to get through it.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Episode 11, the Chaotic Combo is united for the first time by Sonichu, whereupon they [[Target|dogpile]] [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] in a six-on-one beatdown.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 10: &amp;quot;Sonichu Babies&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Resources&lt;br /&gt;
| title =Sonichu Babies&lt;br /&gt;
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_1 ''Episode 10''&lt;br /&gt;
| videobook =Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook#Episode_10{{!}}''Episode 10''&lt;br /&gt;
| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic4P1.htm ''Episode 10''&lt;br /&gt;
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q_dTiRnkUA&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=10 ''Ep. 10 (1 of 2)''&lt;br /&gt;
| audiobook2 =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEx92oxso6c&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=11 ''Ep. 10 (2 of 2)''&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|thumb|Inappropriate flatulence is something [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|Chris also experiences.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
It is explained that the [[rainbow]] of Chaos Energy that emerged from Sonichu's collision with Sonic created five eggs that landed in various areas within a few miles of [[CWCville]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the narrator, congratulates himself on this cute intro, and presents what [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] would have looked like if they had been born as Sonee and Rosey, which makes no sense because they first appeared fully-grown, having evolved from mature Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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Each of these eggs is shown hatching into a new baby [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]. First, the green egg lands in the jungle and the hatchling is raised by a [[Venusaur]] and a [[Scyther]], who teach him various survival skills. In time, [[Wild Sonichu]] develops his ability to shoot vines from his arms, fly with his propeller-like tail (a skill he has never once used), and camouflage himself into his surroundings.&lt;br /&gt;
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The blue egg lands in the ocean, where it is recovered by a [[Swampert]] who takes it to the beach to hatch. The resulting Rosey loves to play in the water with her &amp;quot;mother,&amp;quot; until one day a [[Boulder-Dropping Whale|Wailord inexplicably drops a boulder]] onto Swampert, causing it to sink into the depths. Terrified, the Rosey tries to save Swampert, but is too weak; however, its effort causes it to evolve, and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] is able to save her. Bubbles is so happy to reveal her origin that she decides to make a seashell necklace (which we never see), just like the stupid vagina-having strumpet she is.&lt;br /&gt;
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The white egg somehow ends up at the doorstep of an convent, where it is discovered by some nuns who live there. The nuns raise the white Rosey, who learns the Roman Catholic faith alongside them. They also inexplicably keep her eggshell around, presumably as a memento or proof of a miracle. (Catholics love the latter.) She evolves into [[Angelica Rosechu]] in her sleep one night, and conveniently Christian Chandler is [[attraction location|outside her bedroom window]] with shoes and a scrunchie for her to wear in her new form (even though the other Sonichus and Rosechus just get new clothing for no reason after evolving).  &lt;br /&gt;
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The red egg crashes into Nabe's [[Wikipedia:dojo|dojo]]-shin, immediately hatching into a Sonee. Inspired by his surroundings, the Sonee tries to fight. Mypoe accepts the Sonee's challenge, and for no apparent reason rips its fucking tail right off its Got-dang body (holy shit!). This trauma causes the Sonee to evolve into [[Punchy Sonichu]]. Punchy uses his impressive strength to Sky Uppercut Mypoe straight through the roof, never to be seen again. Impressed by the apparent murder of his daughter, Nabe offers to teach Punchy the ways of the martial arts, at which Punchy excels.&lt;br /&gt;
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The purple egg hatches inside a mysterious mountain, where it seems to be alone. However, the Sonee is telepathically contacted by [[Mewtwo]] from a nearby city. Mewtwo has noticed the Sonee's telepathic powers and wishes to mentor him in the use of those abilities. In this way the Sonee learns to master his abilities and vicariously learns about the outside world and [[Wikipedia:Jackie Chan|Jackie Chan]] movies. One day during his routine meditation he evolves into [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Then he farts. Seriously. Mewtwo congratulates Magi-Chan and sends him off to find his destiny, promising that they will meet in person someday... '''SPOILER:''' They don't.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Advertisement 1===&lt;br /&gt;
Join [[MySpace]], the premier online community for dudes of all [[pedofork|teenages]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-minds]], and [[Saddest Heart in the World|cutters]]! Chris already has, and he needs more friends. At this time, Sonichu is his only friend =(&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Analysis===&lt;br /&gt;
The stories are [[Chris and writing|unsurprisingly dull and clichéd]]. Three of the five stories follow the same pattern: Egg is found by foster parents and hatches, foster parents teach child valuable skills as child struggles to accomplish them, and child evolves after an unspecified time and has suddenly mastered the aforementioned skills. Bubbles's story is similar, without the &amp;quot;valuable skills&amp;quot; part. Punchy's story is the only one that deviates from the formula, and therefore the only one that's remotely interesting. Indeed, the pages each story occupies are nearly identical in layout.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 11: The Chaotic Combo in &amp;quot;When Hedgehogs Meet&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Resources&lt;br /&gt;
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| videobook =Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook#Episode_11{{!}}''Episode 11''&lt;br /&gt;
| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic4P7.htm ''Episode 11''&lt;br /&gt;
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxjNwj7T_iU&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=20 ''Episode 11''&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Exposition.JPG|thumb|''Sonichu 3'' demonstrates Chris' subtle use of exposition.]]&lt;br /&gt;
''When Hedgehogs Meet'' is probably supposed to sound like a really epic title, but, due to the fact that hedgehogs are inherently silly animals, any such drama falls flat. The story is introduced by [[Flame the Sunbird]], who explains the significance of the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]], a mystical artifact that must remain safe on his island to prevent people from growing or losing [[Pickles|extra appendages]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Just then [[Black Sonichu]] jumps out of a helicopter on orders from [[Naitsirhc]] to steal the very same stone Flame was just telling us about. The black fiend, being larger and stronger than Flame, easily overpowers him and, having a simplistic notion of justice, takes the Sunstone away on his hoverboard. Flame goes after him, and attempts to subdue Black Sonichu with Drill Peck, but the devious darkie uses Double Team to confuse his pursuer.&lt;br /&gt;
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Amid this commotion, Black Sonichu's hoverboard somehow creates a wave that washes over the beach as he reaches the mainland, thoroughly drenching [[Bubbles]], who was relaxing on the shore. With little regard for others, Blachu speeds through the jungle, knocking [[Wild]] off-balance as he swings through the trees. Finally, in another part of the wilderness, [[Punchy]] is practicing his punches when he catches his spiky knuckles on the hoverboard, and he is dragged along for the ride.&lt;br /&gt;
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Near her convent, [[Angelica]] is using her powers to somehow cause flowers to grow in a lovely pattern that reads &amp;quot;HOPE &amp;amp; PEACE&amp;quot; (even though, since she's the only one who can fly, she's the only one who can see it). Just then Black Sonichu and Punchy zoom by, with Punchy hitting a tree and falling from the hoverboard. While Angelica checks on Punchy, Bubbles, Wild, and Flame catch up. Each of the hedgehogs is delighted to meet others of their kind, and make introductions. From a distance, [[Magi-Chan]] observes this and realizes the others are forgetting about Blachu, so he zaps off to remind them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] finally bothers to show up on page 23 of his own damn comic, having somehow already arrived at the conclusion that a black guy is out stealing things. Just before Blachu can reach the safety of Team Rocket's headquarters, Sonichu intercepts him. After a brief scuffle, Sonichu finds he has reinforcements - Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy, Flame, and Magi-Chan have all teleported in. Black Sonichu remains defiant, perhaps due to unconscionable amounts of crack cocaine and PCP he has ingested. While Flame falls into a bush and exits the fight, the hedgehogs huddle up and Sonichu comes up with a brilliant strategy:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Avoid his attacks, and attack him with your punches, kicks, wing attacks; that sort!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Chaotic Combo]] employs this plan of attacking their opponent while not letting him hit them, but little strategy is needed when it's six against one, and Black Sonichu is easily beaten by superior numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Advertisement 2===&lt;br /&gt;
An advertisement for an escort/prostitution service specifically catered to the needs of welfare-livin', homebound, 20-something male virgins. FREE!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Resources&lt;br /&gt;
| title =McAttack&lt;br /&gt;
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_31 ''Sub-Episode 4''&lt;br /&gt;
| videobook =Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode_4{{!}}''Sub-Episode 4''&lt;br /&gt;
| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic4P16.htm ''Sub-Episode 4''&lt;br /&gt;
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3G6fHSV7po&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=15 ''Sub-Episode 4''&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
One year and ten months have now passed since [[Christian Weston Chandler]] began his [[Love Quest]], but he has still been unable to locate &amp;quot;an 18-23-year-old, [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend free]], caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], [[alcohol|non-alcoholic]], white girl to build a relationship from the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|ground-up]] with.&amp;quot; We find Chris at [[McDonald's|M-C-Dville]] in the region of [[Mal-Wart]], drawing comics and listening to music on his [[Nintendo]] DS and generally not purchasing food or otherwise justifying his presence there. He blames his inadequacy on all men everywhere (except for himself and [[Bob Chandler|his father]]), who have taken all of the pretty girls for themselves. In happier thoughts, Chris is glad to have &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;paid for&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; earned a pair of [[Anime Wings|hair clips shaped like wings]] at a recent anime convention, although this prize was probably intended for a twelve-year-old girl.&lt;br /&gt;
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Just then, the McDuo of M-C-Dville, [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], arrive. They have been notified by the [[Jerkhief]] of [[Fa-Square]] that Christian is on a quest to find true love, which is forbidden in Mal-Wart. Backed up by an army of the Jerkhief's [[Mecha-Jerkops]], they accuse Chris of solicitation. Chris makes a boring speech and refuses to back down, and the Mecha-Jerkops advance upon him. However, just then [[Darkbind Sonichu]] makes his debut, slicing the Mecha-Jerkops into pieces with his sword.  Darkbind acknowledges his loyalty to Chris due to him being both the mayor of [[CWCville]] and his creator.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris summons the [[anchuent powers]] of his [[medallion]] to become [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and somehow the anime wings become real wings on his head, making him into [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu]]. While Darkbind dismembers the cybernetic Merried Seinor Comic, Chris takes to the air to combat B-Manajerk with Aerial Ace, Double Team, and Thunderbolt. With his trusty [[Pixelblocks]], Chris-Chan creates a decoy of himself, which B-Manajerk mistakes for the real thing and attacks with his axe. The broken pieces of Pixelblocks become lodged his skin, diverting him while Chris sneaks up from behind with a Sky Uppercut. [[Homos|Yes, he did an uppercut to the back.]] With the villains defeated, Darkbind hurries to leave before Chris can revert to human form and deliver his big speech:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Now, as for you two [[Manajerks]], the pain that you both are feeling now should be punishment enough for going against me in my quest for a [[Boyfriend-free girl]] to love and trust! I do not care about your rules, either of you, or any male other than my father and myself! But let me make it perfectly clear that in my quest it is very hard for me to find a girl due to the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]! And I do not want to risk getting a punch in the face from a [[jerk]]! Also, since the ladies are unable to notice my person, because [[Women's rights|they mostly have shopping on their minds]], I have to loudly spell it out. So, place, just leave me alone with my Love Quest!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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This simple request is refused by a voice over the intercom, and Chris finds himself beset by the ruler of the Mal-Wart Region, the dreaded [[W-M-Manajerk]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sub-Episode 5|TO BE CONTINUED...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Back Cover===&lt;br /&gt;
As with ''Sonichu'' #2, early editions feature the personal army request page, while the most recent [[CWCipedia]] version features ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chaotic Combo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[B-Manajerk]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Merried Seinor Comic]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBT0xnY25saFMwTkU/edit?usp=sharing Download this issue as a .zip file]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Sonichu comic book issues]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:General&amp;diff=164107</id>
		<title>CWCki:General</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:General&amp;diff=164107"/>
		<updated>2012-12-06T03:54:45Z</updated>

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{{Community Portal}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCki:General/Archive 2|Archive 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCki:General/Archive 3|Archive 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
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For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;No shit is too minor&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is something that's been on my mind for a while and I feel like getting it off my chest now. It's about our motto &amp;quot;No shit is too minor.&amp;quot; I get this impression that people think it means &amp;quot;We have a duty to document every facet of Chris, we must know everything about Chris, if Chris takes a shit we need to document it and keep track of his bowel movements.&amp;quot; I think that isn't the case.&lt;br /&gt;
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First off, &amp;quot;no shit is too minor&amp;quot; is something someone just came up with one day and I thought it suited us well. It's not something I came up with or anything, but I've liked it because what I've always interpreted it as is &amp;quot;We shouldn't overlook things about Chris.&amp;quot; At times, people can be like &amp;quot;Oh, we don't need to worry about this recording, we've looked over it before,&amp;quot; that is that they will overlook material about Chris or not think it's important. I think the &amp;quot;no shit is too minor&amp;quot; in that as wiki editors we should dig through the content we do have and try and find new insights about Chris in it. For instance, when I first watched the [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]] I didn't think much of it. I was like &amp;quot;Okay, Chris is rambling on and doing Animal Crossing shit, who cares?&amp;quot; But then I watched it another day and noticed that he talks a lot about his parents and how they met, that's some pretty significant information. It doesn't mean we have to analyze his choice of font in the video, or we need to do a Freudian analysis of his music choices, but merely we shouldn't overlook things. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, I could go on but what I think we need to do is not to overlook the little things, that's how I've interpreted, rather than &amp;quot;Chris has a bowel movement, we need to document it and we need to know Chris's regularity&amp;quot; which is how I see a lot of people interpret it as.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:25, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*I agree completely, and encourage you to consider getting a new motto. I think the current one brings out people's spergy side. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:28, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
** as i have said before, once you start leaving out details its like cancer. its all or nothing eventually. Either include everything because you never know what is or is going to be important (Elvis died on the crapper), or just dont include anything. if chris is irregular, well that sounds unimportant, but down the road that simple detail could help someone figure out something else. Logic requires detail for extrapolation of facts. more detail, more extrapolation, more facts...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 07:03, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
** a possible new motto would be &amp;quot;Just the facts&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;The devil is in the details&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
**No, cancer would be filling up the CWCki with too many pointless details. Champ's rant was all about how we DON'T need to write about every little trivial aspect of Chris's life. It's fine to leave stupid shit out, and that's what we're trying to do. And, that is also why we are having this discussion about a possible new motto. That said, I think you have some good ideas for possible alternate mottos, and I highly encourage Champ if he's reading this to consider them. Also, you have to sign all your posts, not just your first one. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Define what is 'stupid' clearly... What facts should be left out? COnjecture, that should be left out.. Opinion, that should be left out...  But NO FACT no matter HOW MINISCULE should ever be left out, lest it be gone forever. The simple things, the details, the minutia, thats where the truth of Chris really lies...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:12, 7 February 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Linking quotes ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so i was reading the PS3 article over and notices that chris is quoted saying 'I'd throw away the cure for autism' where the word autism is linked to the autism page. well on the Pixelated_PS3 page (where the video lives that the quote comes from) autism is is also linked to the word autism.. ok here is the issue, when quoting chris on a page other then the one that has the original video, should we link the quote to that page directly? i mean we seem to link all kinds of stuff to all kinds of stuff but a barely see any quotes linked back to the source of the quote. Just asking what the protocol is for that?&lt;br /&gt;
*We usually do link back the quotes in the article text around them or in the quote description. I don't think that there is any set in stone policy about it, but I can't really think of any instance where a quote's source has not been linked in the article somewhere. If you can though, by all means show me where. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
* if i run across it i will rectify it, the source is linked in the citation on the page i was talking about so there is a link, Chris is obviously quoted often so im sure there are quotes on pages with no back links. i guess creating citations for quotes is the best way to go.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Megaupload and Filesharing sites ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've noticed that in quite a few articles that include things for download the link that lead to recently shut down file serving sites have been closed. Is it a priority to fix these? [[User:Granola|Granola]] 06:42, 13 February 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes, it is a priority (and a quite large one at that). I am currently fixing the ones that I can and moving the ones that are still working to Google Drive. Drive will probably never shut down and the files will never be removed. Please feel free to do the same to any download links that you find that are not on Google Drive or are broken. [[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 8:18, 21 July 2012 (CST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris and violence ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and violence have a long relationship. He has not only threatened violence, but also responded to threats of violence. He has performed tasks under the threat of violence and requested that tasks be performed with violence as an alternative.. &lt;br /&gt;
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The point here is that anger is one thing and violence is another. Chris has enough of a relationship with different areas of violence, that i believe that it deserves an article in the '''Chris and''' series. &lt;br /&gt;
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Violence itself should not be lumped with anger. Anger is an emotion where as violence is an act (or in many cases the threat of an act) anger deals with how chris feels toward a specific situation where as violence deals with how Chris acts. im not a great christorian but i know enough to understand that ''''Chris and violence'''' is a subject that deserves a page on this wiki... [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:31, 9 March 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*First, we already have the [[Death Threats]] article, so that kind of counts. Second, Chris is pretty much [[Power|incapable]] of violence anyway (unless he gets his hands on a gun, but why would he buy a gun when that can go into [[vidya]]?), so anger and threats are all he's going to get. While I agree that he does seem to resort to violence pretty often, I have to say that he often channels that anger into various things we already have articles on, whether it be the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] or the death threats previously mentioned. [[User:Boriki|Boriki]] 20:42, 22 March 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
** Im not entirely convinced. The article i was thinking about is not just focused on chris DOING violence, but how he perceives violence, his bigotry regarding violence, and how he reacts to threats of violence. Basically chris is a bully, a pussy and generally has no empathy.[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:01, 23 March 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
***Sounds rather pointless to me. The Chris and series in general just seems to be a way to take potshots at Chris nowadays, but they do have their place and they do cover a lot of things that would be hard to place into other articles. [[Chris and the law]] for instance I think is a page we needed to have. It could have ''maybe'' been placed into the [[Jerkop]] article, but it would have been wildly out of place. Now Chris and Violence on the other hand is something that very easily folds into articles like [[Death Threats]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], or even [[Chris and anger]]. Really, if you want to go into Chris's perception of violence, most of what you'd come up with would be ninety percent speculation anyway. You can try to write up the article yourself, and if anything is salvageable and CWCki appropriate we could make it into a [[Chris and anger]] subsection, but it's hardly appropriate for its own article. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:38, 23 March 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== A-Logging ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've been thinking, what would you all think of a page covering &amp;quot;A-Logging&amp;quot;, that is thinking that Chris is worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot combine and deserves to be punished? I think this issue is sort of the opposite extreme of [[White knighting]] which we deal with. Now, I bring this up here because I ask - do you think we should have a formal article about it, ala the White knighting article, or perhaps we should make a policy about it to elaborate on [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]]? I think we get a lot of grief that we tend to foster A-Logs, that people will read the CWCki and think Chris is an awful person who has committed crimes against humanity (which really isn't the case). Or perhaps we should do both? My concern with an actual article on it is that A-Logging hasn't really impacted Chris trolling the same way white knighting has. A-Logs don't really fuck things up, they just make normal trolls look bad. &lt;br /&gt;
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I think we should try to be more neutral towards Chris, critical yet fair, as I believe that ideally we should be presenting information about Chris as &amp;quot;This is what we know about Chris&amp;quot; rather than &amp;quot;Chris is x, y, z (and they're all bad things&amp;quot;). So, what do you all think? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 29 April 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes. We need an article like this. A legitimate article like the White Knight one that explains in detail just how stupid the whole idea is, and with examples of what has resulted from it. In particular, I think we should point out that A-Log managed to get his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page from doing so. That will deter this sperginess if nothing else. While we're at it, I also think that links to this page should be added into the CWCki's welcome message so that new users are directed to it, and it should get linked on the front page, at least for a little while, so that as many thirteen year old youtubers as possible see it. I also would not object to A-Logging being made a temporarily bannable offence, just so we can get rid of those that ignore it. I know the forums are already considered a hive for sperginess, but that's a reputation that does not need to be attached to actual wiki users. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:11, 1 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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So is anyone else going to do this, or will I have to? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 02:11, 10 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm currently hopped up on caffeine so I'll write out a rough draft, once I'm done I'll post it here and you can all edit it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:17, 11 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I've started a rough draft [[User:Champthom/Alogging|here]]. By all means edit it and comment on it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:50, 11 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Activity meter ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was wondering if we could setup an activity meter, kind of like the defcon or the homeland security color system. It would theoretically measure how active chris is. Just thought ot would be a nice graphic that we could update when his activity level changes. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:26, 30 April 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*One of the few ideas Slimz has ever had that I'm fully behind. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:12, 1 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
** thanks, you dont have to like my ideas, but if i have them im gonna share them, worst anyone can say is &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:51, 3 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* After missing years of CWC news, I'm using the [[CWChronology]] as a gauge for activity. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 01:53, 10 July 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm not a fan of this idea because if it's low activity, people will get pissed and it'll worsen discontent. Plus it's subjective, Chris posting a few Facebook posts every now and then is pretty good activity nowadays, though it'd probably be considered low than the days where Chris was releasing something every day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:31, 10 July 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Index of terms ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I think an index of terms that are used often would be useful. &lt;br /&gt;
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Liquid Chris&lt;br /&gt;
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Now i know that the terms for the most part each have an article, but a single page of Chris-centric vocabulary would be nice. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Audio articles? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Someone on the CWCki Forums suggested that audio versions of articles, namely the &amp;quot;Chris and...&amp;quot; series be made so people like himself could listen to articles while he's working or driving to whatever. I suggested he post the request here, but I figure I'd help him out and post it here for him. My only concerns are 1) do you all think there is sufficient demand for audio articles (in other words, would anyone else besides this guy be interested in them?) and 2) does anyone here have a pleasant voice to read an article with? &lt;br /&gt;
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I don't think it's a bad idea, I mean it would make Chris accessible to the blind and people who don't feel like reading articles and would rather listen to them, but it's not like it's a huge, huge priority. I'm mostly posing this here to gauge responses, namely if anyone else would be interested in audio articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:26, 30 June 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* there are a few problems&lt;br /&gt;
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#The &amp;quot;Chris and&amp;quot; series is one of the first most people read&lt;br /&gt;
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== The CWCki forums ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I looked for it, and it was gone. What happened? - Murderdartxker 18:07, 18 November 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kacey Calls ==&lt;br /&gt;
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So the Youtube channel that had all the calls was banned and all the Mediafire links to the files are dead. How can we replace the videos let alone get the files back? This is a massive part of CWC history that was just destroyed and needs to be recovered.&lt;br /&gt;
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*I've got a handful on my computer.  I'd ask on the forum.  As I recall someone else has brought this up in the past.  While there's some great stuff in a couple of the calls, the vast majority are duller than dishwater. --[[User:Lumber|Lumber]] 18:38, 5 December 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
**Upload them somewhere and fix as many broken links as you can. ~[[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 09:54, 5 December 2012 (CST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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==&amp;quot;No shit is too minor&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is something that's been on my mind for a while and I feel like getting it off my chest now. It's about our motto &amp;quot;No shit is too minor.&amp;quot; I get this impression that people think it means &amp;quot;We have a duty to document every facet of Chris, we must know everything about Chris, if Chris takes a shit we need to document it and keep track of his bowel movements.&amp;quot; I think that isn't the case.&lt;br /&gt;
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First off, &amp;quot;no shit is too minor&amp;quot; is something someone just came up with one day and I thought it suited us well. It's not something I came up with or anything, but I've liked it because what I've always interpreted it as is &amp;quot;We shouldn't overlook things about Chris.&amp;quot; At times, people can be like &amp;quot;Oh, we don't need to worry about this recording, we've looked over it before,&amp;quot; that is that they will overlook material about Chris or not think it's important. I think the &amp;quot;no shit is too minor&amp;quot; in that as wiki editors we should dig through the content we do have and try and find new insights about Chris in it. For instance, when I first watched the [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]] I didn't think much of it. I was like &amp;quot;Okay, Chris is rambling on and doing Animal Crossing shit, who cares?&amp;quot; But then I watched it another day and noticed that he talks a lot about his parents and how they met, that's some pretty significant information. It doesn't mean we have to analyze his choice of font in the video, or we need to do a Freudian analysis of his music choices, but merely we shouldn't overlook things. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, I could go on but what I think we need to do is not to overlook the little things, that's how I've interpreted, rather than &amp;quot;Chris has a bowel movement, we need to document it and we need to know Chris's regularity&amp;quot; which is how I see a lot of people interpret it as.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:25, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*I agree completely, and encourage you to consider getting a new motto. I think the current one brings out people's spergy side. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:28, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
** as i have said before, once you start leaving out details its like cancer. its all or nothing eventually. Either include everything because you never know what is or is going to be important (Elvis died on the crapper), or just dont include anything. if chris is irregular, well that sounds unimportant, but down the road that simple detail could help someone figure out something else. Logic requires detail for extrapolation of facts. more detail, more extrapolation, more facts...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 07:03, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
** a possible new motto would be &amp;quot;Just the facts&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;The devil is in the details&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
**No, cancer would be filling up the CWCki with too many pointless details. Champ's rant was all about how we DON'T need to write about every little trivial aspect of Chris's life. It's fine to leave stupid shit out, and that's what we're trying to do. And, that is also why we are having this discussion about a possible new motto. That said, I think you have some good ideas for possible alternate mottos, and I highly encourage Champ if he's reading this to consider them. Also, you have to sign all your posts, not just your first one. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Define what is 'stupid' clearly... What facts should be left out? COnjecture, that should be left out.. Opinion, that should be left out...  But NO FACT no matter HOW MINISCULE should ever be left out, lest it be gone forever. The simple things, the details, the minutia, thats where the truth of Chris really lies...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:12, 7 February 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Linking quotes ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so i was reading the PS3 article over and notices that chris is quoted saying 'I'd throw away the cure for autism' where the word autism is linked to the autism page. well on the Pixelated_PS3 page (where the video lives that the quote comes from) autism is is also linked to the word autism.. ok here is the issue, when quoting chris on a page other then the one that has the original video, should we link the quote to that page directly? i mean we seem to link all kinds of stuff to all kinds of stuff but a barely see any quotes linked back to the source of the quote. Just asking what the protocol is for that?&lt;br /&gt;
*We usually do link back the quotes in the article text around them or in the quote description. I don't think that there is any set in stone policy about it, but I can't really think of any instance where a quote's source has not been linked in the article somewhere. If you can though, by all means show me where. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
* if i run across it i will rectify it, the source is linked in the citation on the page i was talking about so there is a link, Chris is obviously quoted often so im sure there are quotes on pages with no back links. i guess creating citations for quotes is the best way to go.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Megaupload and Filesharing sites ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've noticed that in quite a few articles that include things for download the link that lead to recently shut down file serving sites have been closed. Is it a priority to fix these? [[User:Granola|Granola]] 06:42, 13 February 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes, it is a priority (and a quite large one at that). I am currently fixing the ones that I can and moving the ones that are still working to Google Drive. Drive will probably never shut down and the files will never be removed. Please feel free to do the same to any download links that you find that are not on Google Drive or are broken. [[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 8:18, 21 July 2012 (CST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris and violence ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and violence have a long relationship. He has not only threatened violence, but also responded to threats of violence. He has performed tasks under the threat of violence and requested that tasks be performed with violence as an alternative.. &lt;br /&gt;
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The point here is that anger is one thing and violence is another. Chris has enough of a relationship with different areas of violence, that i believe that it deserves an article in the '''Chris and''' series. &lt;br /&gt;
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Violence itself should not be lumped with anger. Anger is an emotion where as violence is an act (or in many cases the threat of an act) anger deals with how chris feels toward a specific situation where as violence deals with how Chris acts. im not a great christorian but i know enough to understand that ''''Chris and violence'''' is a subject that deserves a page on this wiki... [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:31, 9 March 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*First, we already have the [[Death Threats]] article, so that kind of counts. Second, Chris is pretty much [[Power|incapable]] of violence anyway (unless he gets his hands on a gun, but why would he buy a gun when that can go into [[vidya]]?), so anger and threats are all he's going to get. While I agree that he does seem to resort to violence pretty often, I have to say that he often channels that anger into various things we already have articles on, whether it be the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] or the death threats previously mentioned. [[User:Boriki|Boriki]] 20:42, 22 March 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
** Im not entirely convinced. The article i was thinking about is not just focused on chris DOING violence, but how he perceives violence, his bigotry regarding violence, and how he reacts to threats of violence. Basically chris is a bully, a pussy and generally has no empathy.[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:01, 23 March 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
***Sounds rather pointless to me. The Chris and series in general just seems to be a way to take potshots at Chris nowadays, but they do have their place and they do cover a lot of things that would be hard to place into other articles. [[Chris and the law]] for instance I think is a page we needed to have. It could have ''maybe'' been placed into the [[Jerkop]] article, but it would have been wildly out of place. Now Chris and Violence on the other hand is something that very easily folds into articles like [[Death Threats]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], or even [[Chris and anger]]. Really, if you want to go into Chris's perception of violence, most of what you'd come up with would be ninety percent speculation anyway. You can try to write up the article yourself, and if anything is salvageable and CWCki appropriate we could make it into a [[Chris and anger]] subsection, but it's hardly appropriate for its own article. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:38, 23 March 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== A-Logging ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've been thinking, what would you all think of a page covering &amp;quot;A-Logging&amp;quot;, that is thinking that Chris is worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot combine and deserves to be punished? I think this issue is sort of the opposite extreme of [[White knighting]] which we deal with. Now, I bring this up here because I ask - do you think we should have a formal article about it, ala the White knighting article, or perhaps we should make a policy about it to elaborate on [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]]? I think we get a lot of grief that we tend to foster A-Logs, that people will read the CWCki and think Chris is an awful person who has committed crimes against humanity (which really isn't the case). Or perhaps we should do both? My concern with an actual article on it is that A-Logging hasn't really impacted Chris trolling the same way white knighting has. A-Logs don't really fuck things up, they just make normal trolls look bad. &lt;br /&gt;
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I think we should try to be more neutral towards Chris, critical yet fair, as I believe that ideally we should be presenting information about Chris as &amp;quot;This is what we know about Chris&amp;quot; rather than &amp;quot;Chris is x, y, z (and they're all bad things&amp;quot;). So, what do you all think? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 29 April 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes. We need an article like this. A legitimate article like the White Knight one that explains in detail just how stupid the whole idea is, and with examples of what has resulted from it. In particular, I think we should point out that A-Log managed to get his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page from doing so. That will deter this sperginess if nothing else. While we're at it, I also think that links to this page should be added into the CWCki's welcome message so that new users are directed to it, and it should get linked on the front page, at least for a little while, so that as many thirteen year old youtubers as possible see it. I also would not object to A-Logging being made a temporarily bannable offence, just so we can get rid of those that ignore it. I know the forums are already considered a hive for sperginess, but that's a reputation that does not need to be attached to actual wiki users. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:11, 1 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So is anyone else going to do this, or will I have to? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 02:11, 10 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm currently hopped up on caffeine so I'll write out a rough draft, once I'm done I'll post it here and you can all edit it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:17, 11 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I've started a rough draft [[User:Champthom/Alogging|here]]. By all means edit it and comment on it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:50, 11 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Activity meter ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was wondering if we could setup an activity meter, kind of like the defcon or the homeland security color system. It would theoretically measure how active chris is. Just thought ot would be a nice graphic that we could update when his activity level changes. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:26, 30 April 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*One of the few ideas Slimz has ever had that I'm fully behind. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:12, 1 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
** thanks, you dont have to like my ideas, but if i have them im gonna share them, worst anyone can say is &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:51, 3 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* After missing years of CWC news, I'm using the [[CWChronology]] as a gauge for activity. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 01:53, 10 July 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm not a fan of this idea because if it's low activity, people will get pissed and it'll worsen discontent. Plus it's subjective, Chris posting a few Facebook posts every now and then is pretty good activity nowadays, though it'd probably be considered low than the days where Chris was releasing something every day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:31, 10 July 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Index of terms ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think an index of terms that are used often would be useful. &lt;br /&gt;
Things like:&lt;br /&gt;
Solid Chris&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid Chris&lt;br /&gt;
China&lt;br /&gt;
Pickle&lt;br /&gt;
true and honest&lt;br /&gt;
fans&lt;br /&gt;
gal-pal&lt;br /&gt;
sweetheart&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now i know that the terms for the most part each have an article, but a single page of Chris-centric vocabulary would be nice. &lt;br /&gt;
thoughts [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 07:34, 9 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Audio articles? ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Someone on the CWCki Forums suggested that audio versions of articles, namely the &amp;quot;Chris and...&amp;quot; series be made so people like himself could listen to articles while he's working or driving to whatever. I suggested he post the request here, but I figure I'd help him out and post it here for him. My only concerns are 1) do you all think there is sufficient demand for audio articles (in other words, would anyone else besides this guy be interested in them?) and 2) does anyone here have a pleasant voice to read an article with? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I don't think it's a bad idea, I mean it would make Chris accessible to the blind and people who don't feel like reading articles and would rather listen to them, but it's not like it's a huge, huge priority. I'm mostly posing this here to gauge responses, namely if anyone else would be interested in audio articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:26, 30 June 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* there are a few problems&lt;br /&gt;
#This is a wiki and its always changing&lt;br /&gt;
#The &amp;quot;Chris and&amp;quot; series is one of the first most people read&lt;br /&gt;
#It would be very boring unless it was all rewritten in novel fashion&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The CWCki forums ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I looked for it, and it was gone. What happened? - Murderdartxker 18:07, 18 November 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kacey Calls ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So the Youtube channel that had all the calls was banned and all the Mediafire links to the files are dead. How can we replace the videos let alone get the files back? This is a massive part of CWC history that was just destroyed and needs to be recovered.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 05:38, 5 December 2012 (CST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=/cow/&amp;diff=163872</id>
		<title>/cow/</title>
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		<updated>2012-11-24T06:07:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* History */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Redbackground.jpg|thumb|All it took was words and a red gradient to keep Chris away]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me.|Chris, [[It's not that cold]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
:''[[cwc]] redirects here. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].''&lt;br /&gt;
'''/cwc/''' (aka '''Krapple''', '''Legi0n''', '''789chan''' or '''/cow/''') was an image board dedicated to [[Chris]] and other lolcows.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]], but his response was that the [[CWCipedia|colors]] [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|bothered]] him and that there were &amp;quot;[[Autism|too many words]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris made direct reference to the 789chan incarnation of /cwc/ in the video [[It's not that cold]], asking if they'd fuck him. In the video, he also pretends to dig up his dead dog [[Patti Chandler]] and wear her as a coat. This is also a reference to the /cwc/ board, as a vocal minority of users in Legi0n era /cwc/ kept suggesting that the [[trolls]] should hire a [[Tomgirl|tranny hooker]] to dig up Patti, as a way of trolling Chris. How much Chris actually knows about 789chan or whether or not he browses the board remains to be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:anonchris.jpg|thumb|Typical /cwc/ user]]&lt;br /&gt;
/cwc/ was originally set up on the Krapple board, but on 1 [[November 2009]], /cwc/, as well as the entire board, was permanently deleted for CEO having ''terabytes'' of [[anime]] on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n. Legi0n also later shut down due to some drama with some of its admins in [[August 2010]], and the board was moved once more to 789chan. While hosted at 789chan, /cwc/ was re-purposed as a general lolcows board rather than a Chris-centric one, though Chris still remains the most popular topic and the board's namesake. The administrator of 789chan tired of running the website, and decided to let the project die in [[November 2012]]. This probably comes as no surprise to the users as a few months previous he explained this was soon to happen and that he was burned out from the project. Almost immediately after the loss of 789chan, a shifty Mexican business man rebuilt the site with similar code, calling the new board /cow/. He also received a lot of the original staff. Anybody who wishes to continue discussing lolcows on a crappy imageboard will be happy to come to n0chan and do so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Derivative boards==&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the high volume of posts on /cwc/, the Legi0n staff decided to create additional, more specific chris-related boards.  '''/cxc/''' (fanfics and copypastas), '''/kcwc/''' (chris-related songs/music videos), '''/CWCrt/''' (trolling schemes), and''' /library/''' (to archive threads of major importance). The move to 789chan eventually dropped all of these boards, while adding /L/ in place of /library/.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other==&lt;br /&gt;
/cwc/ also operated an IRC channel and a dedicated trolling wiki back in the Legi0n days. The wiki and IRC channel have both since shut down, but 789chan now runs a new IRC located [irc://irc.789chan.org:6667/789chan here].&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://n0chan.com/cow/ /cwc/'s current incarnation]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?myc11iitiw6ud Archive on Mediafire]&lt;br /&gt;
*[irc://irc.789chan.org:6667/789chan 789chan IRC, the new /cwc/ channel]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Legi0n ED article on Legi0n]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/789chan ED article on 789chan]&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:cwc}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars_Call&amp;diff=163339</id>
		<title>Lars Call</title>
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		<updated>2012-10-20T03:41:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* External links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Lars.jpg|thumb|Lars, with boat]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I be like... &amp;quot;Current age year-old man, seek- lookin' for an 18-to-current-age-year-old woman! Be my sweetheart and junk!&amp;quot; And they be- They misinterpret that, they be thinkin' I be lookin' just for the- Just for the booty call! But no, I ain't lookin' just for the booty call, I'm lookin' for the long run, the emotional attachments and everythaaang!|[[Chris]], talking like a [[niggo]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].|[[Chris]], torn between two loves}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The '''Lars Call''' was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 6 [[November 2010]] where Chris talked with [[Jackie]]'s [[Niggos|black]] [[JERKS|ex-boyfriend]] [[Lars]], discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats. Chris got comfortable with [[Wikipedia:Ebonics|Ebonics]], and hilarity ensued. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have [[sex]] with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
* Jackie had an involuntary abortion, thanks to Lars.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars got rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his [[Lego|Legos]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars didn't finish school because people played [[Kick the Autistic|Kick the Nigga]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars doesn't understand [[autism]], after Chris's explanation, he thought it was [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's]] and [[Ultra Sonichu|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Down Syndrome&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Downtism]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris whines about [[trolls]], not getting a [[job]], and being called a [[homo]]. Lars hears him.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris doesn't like when people say &amp;quot;[[gay]]&amp;quot; [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#Transcript|as in stupid]], Lars doesn't like when people say [[Niggos|&amp;quot;nigga&amp;quot;]] [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|out of context.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonichu]] (didn't see that coming), Chris incorporates IRL enemies into his [[comic]]. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris tells Lars he's a [[virgin]]; Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls. &lt;br /&gt;
* Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill &amp;quot;[[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Bason Nigga]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Jackie better not burn that casserole.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the [[Jackie_E-mails_20|e-mail proving he did]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's nigga.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris is willing to give up [[the Moon]] and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his &amp;quot;[[PS3|PS Triple]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars spent $35,000 on six credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris swears on the grave on his [[Aunt Corina]] he will not spend anymore on his [[PS3]] (at least it wasn't [[Patti]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars spent nine months as a volunteer at a hospital, enjoying the sight of [[Bob|old white men]] dying.&lt;br /&gt;
* More bitching about [[trolls]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* Lars and Chris talk about their criminal records, Lars makes trespassing sound bad ass.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris apparently turns into a nigga himself as about halfway in and speaks in Ebonics (off and on) the remainder of the call.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris would [[Death threats|shoot]] [[Michael Snyder]] if he had the chance. Michael was just looking for a reason to [[ban]] Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's [[100_2278|strong]] and would kick their ass (but only if they hit first).&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris likes black people on [[TV]]. Lars gets mildly offended upon hearing how Chris likes ''Sanford &amp;amp; Son''. They both hold up their fists in black solidarity.&lt;br /&gt;
* The conversation goes back to Jackie, they wonder why Jackie is mad at Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris claims that he will make things right.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars tells Chris that his [[dick]] is four inches of straight goodness.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars burned his boats because he wants Jackie back and suggested that Chris burn his PS3 to get Jackie back.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars thinks he has the upper hand over Chris in the competition over Jackie. He was known as &amp;quot;Ram-rod&amp;quot; in [[High School]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris talks about his [[Cherokee]] heritage. He's not a &amp;quot;casino nigga&amp;quot; and beats the stereotype that Native Americans have jobs.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars respects Chris trying to win Jackie back, while Lars is &amp;quot;[[Hanky-panky|ramrodding]]&amp;quot; her.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris talks about [[The MovingFoward videos|destroying his first PS3]], Lars questions why he got a second one. Chris says he needs it as a computer. Lars asks why he didn't get a computer instead.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars tells Chris to improve himself whether Jackie stays with him or not.&lt;br /&gt;
* Jackie can't come to the phone, she's taking a massive shit, courtesy of [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris whines that making changes is [[Autism|too hard]].  &lt;br /&gt;
* Lars says Chris is afraid of women. Chris denies it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shits himself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris didn't have [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]], he had a fish fillet for dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars lost his virginity at 8; he was scared, so he only made the bitch cum twice.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars tells Chris if he loses the PSTriple, his ass will be kicked out on the street and Jackie will be at Chris's doorstep the following day.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars concludes with the fist of solidarity, he will bang Jackie when she gets out of the bathroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris promises [[Honest]]y to Lars, he wants Jackie AND [[video games]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris likes [[Fanta|orange soda]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Lars didn't know what [[Wikipedia:Kenan &amp;amp; Kel|''Kenan &amp;amp; Kel'']] or Nickelodeon was, he goes to fuck Jackie.&lt;br /&gt;
===Stats===&lt;br /&gt;
* The word &amp;quot;nigga&amp;quot; is used 185 times.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Shit&amp;quot; is used 554 times.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Yo&amp;quot; is used 46 times.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Are Now About to Witness the Strength of Street Knowledge (0:01 - 7:00)===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jackie:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''In shrill, forced enthusiasm''] Oh hi Chris, it's Jackie! How are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Oh... Jackie... Hi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jackie:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I got your email!-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well- Yeah. Oh, uhhh. Yep. What's a... What's... a... [''sounds of frantic typing''] what's... a what's... uh, your response there?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jackie:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, sorry I missed your- missed you last night, I just didn't know if you'd be around! Listen, I'm going to turn you over to Lars right now, and I'll be listening. So you-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jackie:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -two boys play nice, ok?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, ok. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jackie:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Lars!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; YO! [[Women's rights|BITCH WHERE MAH DINNER AT?!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...hmm, hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo!, yo-yo-yo. Who dis at?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo dawg?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo who did-did? Yo this be Lars and shit, who dis?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, this is Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo! yo, Christian C. How y'all doin' dawg?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, I'm-fu- I'm fairing out. How are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Doin' alright, nigga. Shit. Yo, I'll be honest with y'all dawg. I ain't wanna do this call and shit at first, y'know? You diggin' and shit? Bet y'all pro'lly felt the same way, and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But then my-m, my girl Jackie, she be all like: &amp;quot;Bitch, you best be doin' this call! Lest I'll be all breakin' up you with y'all and shit.&amp;quot; So I be like doin' the call and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ... &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, dawg- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Ye-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -what you wanna talk about? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm, well, uh... yeah for uh... well, for one thing, well, I know what you put- what you did do to Jackie a while back, you spike- you spiked her coffee and killed the unborn child.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo yo yo yo yo, dog, yo dog. That my bad and shit, yeah. I'll own up to that shit, sure, shiiit. That's in the past and shit, dog. I own up to that shit, and that's in the past. And I own up to that shit. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay- okay, but how did you own up to that? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit, dog, what you talkin' 'bout? I ain't do that shit no more. I made that shit up. Yo dog, what you talkin' 'bout? Shit be long gone, water over the bridge and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, the fact remains that she was pregnant with your child, then she lost it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, all got- I ain't ready to be no baby daddy and shit. Shit, yo, nigga get scared and shit, fuck. Y'all know what that be like and shit. Y'all ain't be no a-dult and shit, you know? Ain't ready to take on no a-dult responsiblities. Fuck. I done pour libations and shit for that baby, I tell ya what.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I done regret it and shit. You know? Shit happens. Shit be in the past, though and shit. I'm a new nigga, now. You dig, you feel me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I hear- I hear you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, so I be burn no baby no baby fetus no more neither. I'm ready for baby now. I got a job and shit, I got rid of my stupid boats and shit too, damn.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I heard you burned those boats.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Got rid of all of them boats. Not just my boats, neither. Got rid of boats, got rid of my expansion pass for boats, got rid of my paint kits for them boats, shit you know dog, I be goin' through my closet and shit, I got paint kit for boats I ain't even own, nigga. Man, sometimes a nigga just face his life and shit, when he ain't facin' it, he ain't realize what he got, 'til it's gone. Be like the song, and shit. You gots to get rid of all that shit, you feelin' me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I got boats in the closet, boats in the yard, boats in the living room, boats in the lawn, boats in my driveway and shit. Boats on the roof and shit. Shit be takin' over my house. Like a bad habit and shit, y'all feelin' me? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, yo, y'all got- y'all got any [[Recycling|nasty habits]] and shit there Chris?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; N-nasty habits?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, you know, any boats and shit? Model [[Wikipedia:Planes, Trains and Automobiles|planes, and trains, and automobiles]] maybe? Anything that be weighing you down, and shit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm, yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We all got our demons and shit. You must got somethin', lay it on me, dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh... okay, well I did have [[CWCville|a whole city]] made out of [[Lego]]s that I tore- I des- pretty much tore it down, and-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh, y'all done got a city of [[Lego]]s and shit? Man, I feel you, that's gangsta.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How much 'fetti y'all get for all them Legos, how much money you get?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm, nah I didn't get very- I didn't give no- I didn't get much money from... I did- there just a whole bunch- a whole bunch of pieces of bricks and whatnot and people are already on their way and most children already have their own bunches of Legos, and they're like they don't need it any more to call up their house and all that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shiiit, I feel you. Take them Legos to the bank, get some Lego bills and shit. Man, I just took $30 worth of nickels to the bank this mornin'. Got myself some bills, I did. [[Wikipedia:United States twenty-dollar bill|Jackson]] and [[Wikipedia:United States ten-dollar bill|a Hamilton]] and shit, goin' to [[Wikipedia:Popeyes Chicken &amp;amp; Biscuits|Popeyes Chicken]] with that shit. Bet you feel that, right dog? Y'all ever been to Popeyes and shit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm, no I cannot say I have sampled Popeyes-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Dog, oh dog you missin' out, missin' out. Damn good chicken and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm sure it is, I have heard good things about Popeyes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight a'ight a'ight, you feel me, you feel me, and I feel you and shit. Damn, nigga. Yo, yo, I be digressin' and shit, we gettin' off topic. We be talkin' 'bout yours and mines nasty habits and shit, what else do you got, dog? Lay it on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I feel all righteous and shit, gettin' rid of all my boats, feel like a new nigga and shit. Feel like a whole new day be startin' for me. You ever have a feelin' like that, dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I have felt that way before.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Tell me all about it, dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Slow Times at Manchester High (7:00 - 12:30)===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well pretty much felt like- felt like a big time star and all that when I had a good number of [[gal-pals|friends]] back in high school. But then I had- then I graduated and had to leave [[Chesterfield County]] where I was going to [[high school]] and move back [[Ruckersville]]. And then it just, pretty much went downhill for me, and I didn't have too many friends.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit, dog, I hear high school be fun and shit. Oh no, dropped out halfway through seventh grade and shit. That's a cross I had to bear and shit. Dayum.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Been tryin' to go to high school and shit, ain't no niggas in the school system be wantin' no nigga up in their classroom. They be playin' &amp;quot;[[Kick the Autistic|Kick the Nigga]]&amp;quot; and shit. Shit ain't gangsta, they be straight bustas and shit. Fuckin' niggas. Y'all know 'bout getting tormented and shit, ain't you? Tormented for your differences and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I got pretty much tormented for my [[autism]] and considerable [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-mindedness]], that has happened to me before.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, yo, yo, dog, au-austiss- wait, the fuck that shit be? D- au...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Autism, it's a- uh, it's a slowness in the mind where, it just, uh, it basically inhibits social functions. Y'know, being able to socialize as well as normal people. You can look it up on [[Wikipedia]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, y'all be a slow-in-the-mind and shit, then, huh? Like that [[Wikipedia:Down syndrome|Down syndrome]] and shit. My cousin got that shit. Ain't got no neck and shit. Fuckin' shit, nigga can't fit no shirts.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yeah, well, it's not uh- it is not Down syssdrome, it's way different from Down syndrome, just look it up on Wikipedia, and it's [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Be more like that [[Asperger's]] and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't know anyone with that Asperger's, I hear that's some shit. They be all up in them trains and shit. Maybe I should get tested for that shit, I have my boats and shit. I probably grew out of it though, got rid my boats, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you got them Asperger's and shit, all right dog- all right. I hear you, I feel you. I feel you, yo, we all got our- we all got our differences, we all gots our liabilities.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What else you got dog? Yo dog, you- you seem like a nice nigga and shit. Man, I ain't think this call gonna be pleaseant and shit, but so far we be doin' good. I ain't know why Jackie be comin' back to me and shit, when she got you. Says she ain't happy with you though. Why we gotta be talkin'? Why Jackie havin' us do this shit? She ain't explain nothing to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, she’s, uh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Man, yo, I love the bitch and shit, sometimes she treat me like a fuckin’ [[Wikipedia:House slave|house nigga]]. Shit, won’t-bitch won’t tell me nothin’.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I hear you. [[Barb|My-my mom]]-it happens between my mom and [[Bob|dad]]. It’s, uh, lack of communication and-yeah, shit like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Feel that, feel that. Fifty percent of marriages in this country lead to divorce because of that shit. Now, I’m [[Niggos|a black man]], so I’m naturally afraid of marriage and shit, so that probably ain’t gonna affect me and [[Jackie]]. But still, shit ain’t right. Shit ain’t gangsta.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I hear-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit ain't [[Wikipedia:Cornbread|cornbread]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I hear that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So why Jackie be not happy with you and shit? I mean, y'all know why Jackie wasn't happy with me. I wanna know why Jackie ain’t happy with you. We got-we got’s to bond like true niggas.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Well, uh, she and I, uh, we’ve had our, uh, our fights as well, but, uh, with my [[computer]] went, uh, went all on the fritz and I wasn’t able to get back out-to get back on, and it’s like, I can’t afford to get a new computer right now to, uh, replace-a new computer tower, and, uh, and we-and we haven’t been able to talk to each other through, uh, AIM and, uh, she’s kinda felt neglected on that. And, uh, also she requested me to upload-to make and upload videos to [[YouTube]] for her, which I have done, and, uh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A’ight, a’ight, I know about them videos and shit. I’ve been watching that shit. Man, I’ve been wondering what that shit all about, then I find out Jackie been asking y'all to do shit. Yo yo yo yo dawg, let me ask you a question and shit, though. Yo-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh huh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You been doing these-You been doing these videos and shit. Why she be mad and shit? You be doing what she asks, right? You be doing everything-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -she asks? (pause) Somethin’ about-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Somethin’ about some comic she was bitchin’ about the other day. I was like, “Bitch! Go make me my fuckin’ steak dinner, bitch!” But she just keep railing on about [[Book10Replacement|that fuckin’ comic video]]. I watched that comic video, you scribbled some shit, maybe ‘cause you ain’t colorin’ shit, I don’t know.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I mean, uh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Jackie-Jackie like them colors. Yo, hell, I ain’t got to tell you she like colors. She like me. That’s all the color she needs. I guess she wanted more color from you, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well I mean, I recorded that video, I hadn't had a chance to color it in yet, but I had planned to color it in after that, and uh, and th- and I'll be taking the, uh video file and uploading to YouTube at the, uh, library. I just haven't been able to get out in my car lately.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Turf Wars (12:30 - 16:00)===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I heard it be somethin' 'bout you pickin' fights with- with artisans and shit, other cartoonists? You be like, [[troll]]in' and shit. Startin' gang wars and shit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Turf wars? I come from the streets, I know what turf war be all about. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eh. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit. Ain't no winners in that game. Everybody lose.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(Pause)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Well it's uh, not really a turf war, it's- ah, but I guess it can be considered like that. It's a- I have- I have been havin' my fights and bouts against a- like, a Internet bullies, and cyberbullies. Trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What is-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''interjecting''] They just, uh- they just, uh- think they're breaking uh- I became like, a Internet celebr- Internet c-celebrity with my, uh, crea- my uh, my genius of [[Sonichu (comic)|my comic]], in my comics and whatnot. So yeah, they uh, just essentially torture me. They, uh- They- they- they- like, they- uh, really weigh me down. And plus, they, uh- like, called my, like, got my, they got overtime from between the hackings and they uh, pretend to be other people, and- and uh, and all that damn shit. It's, they uh- get a whole bunch of, uh [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I feel you, dog. I feel ya. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They get a whole bunch of footage from me and they just twist it and turn it the wrong way and just make my-and they just smear my once good name in the mud. Makes it very hard for me to get a job of my own with the background checks. Then-and they pretty much Google my-Google my name and all you get was, uh-all you get’s pretty much, other than the first, and their sole results is, uh, damn [[CWCki]] and uh, damn [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and that’s just a whole bunch of weigh-me-downs-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I feel ya, I feel ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] –bad about me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That fuckin’ man hold a nigga down. Shit, I’ve been living that shit, whole life and shit. Damn. Fuckin’ niggas tryin’ to hold a nigga down. Yo yo, yo-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, Lars-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo yo yo, let m-oh, no no, you go ahead, dawg. You go ahead.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You go on with your righteous self.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Anyway, they also misla-they also mislabel me as a [[homos]]exual when I am a straight man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Homosexual and shit? Damn. Like on the [[Wikipedia:Down-low (sexual slang)|DL]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That what they say?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah they be calling me- yeah, they be calling me gay. But I'm a- but I'm a straight man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Man, I know these niggas. Y'all like, they be all like men who have sex with men an' shit? They call themselves gay, but I'm like, nigga, you be gay if you be having sex with men. I mean, what that shit about? Fuckin' gay niggas, ain't wanna admit they gay. You know that gay shit, though, I think it's that, that macho shit. Ain't no black man want to admit to being a gay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Dawg.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] Yeah, yeah plus you know what also, you know along those lines what really ticks me off is when they-when they use the word &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot; when they really mean &amp;quot;stupid&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;retarded.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit. All be like when niggas be using the word nigga an' shit. That be our word and shit, ain't no one got the right to use that shit. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know how that feels 'an shit, it hurts me. Right here. Right fucking here. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I be tappin' my chest, where my heart muscle is? You can't see it 'cause we on the phone, but that's what I be doin'. To enunciate my point. So.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What you sayin' is, when people call you gay, that be hurting you the same way, 'cause &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot; be like your word. Just like &amp;quot;nigga&amp;quot; be like my word, an' shit. Damn.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Essentially, yeah, I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The Alec Bason Nigga Parade (16:00 - 26:43)===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, yo, yo, yo, dog, dog. Let me, let me go back, let me ax you. Ya'll say you be drawin' comics and shit, what kind of comics you draw, dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Ugh, it's uh, from a idea I had. Uh, in a nutshell it's essentially combining [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. Called him, uh, [[Sonichu]]. And that's all--he's like this, he actually goes on the adventures and whatnot, similar to Sonic the Hedgehog in one, he's got like electric powers and he can run fast and everything. They, and he hangs around, he hangs around, goes out with [[Rosechu|his girlfriend]] and uh, yeah, eventually they get married and uh, they have [[Sonee &amp;amp; Rosey|children]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit, be like [[Wikipedia:Archie Comics|Archie comics]] and shit. Y'know, I always though Archie be [[Homos|gay]] an' shit. Fuckin' Archie.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; N-no- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Wikipedia:Archie Bunker|Archie Bunker]] with his negativity, fuckin' callin' people nigger. Gooks. Swanks. Wanks. Negros. All of his [[Wikipedia:Jughead Jones|jughead]] remarks, shit. Fuckin' Archie. That be like what [[Sonichu (comic)|your comic]] is like, dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I mean essentially, that would be what it would've been, but then I, then that, I kind of like lost track of when the trolls, the uh, the [[trolls]], [[Chris and English|the typos]], and then [[WeighIn|they weighed me, they weighed me down.]] And then they, then you know the expression, &amp;quot;too many cooks spoil the broth.&amp;quot; Well, they used to get on my mind so much that they get, then I end up drawing them into my comic books, making them into villains, and yadda-yadda-yadda. They just, they just...and they just essentially just worsened my... most of my books. And then- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Originally-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Originally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered adulterous. Even some, even some-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Even some-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I see.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Even some [[nudes|naked]] things I had but I, I just up and did. You know.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You ain't be drawing your comic because these, 'cause these white niggas what be hatin' on your work. They be drinkin' all that Haterade. That why you ain't be drawing. I see.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aw shit, dog! That be why Jackie asked you to do the comic and shit! Shit, it all falls together now, the last puzzle piece in place. Cracka, you know if you stop that it means they win, right? Ya'll gots to get up on that comic and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I real, yeah, I really do need to get back to drawing more, drawing more p, drawing more comics and pages. But I just haven't been able to find the inspiration. They weighed me down so bad they just affe-, they just affected (?) me in the back of my mind and my subconscious.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Em dog Jackie be telling me she thought she'd be your inspiration and shit. Ain't that the case and shit? What be goin' on then?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, she, yeah, she did-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Jackie be all like...Jackie be all like &amp;quot;Aw shit, nigga!&amp;quot; That's what she said to me, she said &amp;quot;Aw shit, nigga! Why ain't Chris be drawin' no comic for me? Ain't I no inspiration and shit? Dayum!&amp;quot; And I'll be like &amp;quot;Damn, bitch! Go make me my steak dinner!&amp;quot; Bitch be ballin' and shit. Fuckin' smack a ho... shit keeps up. Why you ain't draw the comic and shit for her?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y-y-you can't, you can't exactly rush inspir- you can't exactly rush inspiration, for... uh... for one thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, yo, yo! But ain't, ain't my bitch Jackie, ain't she give you the story and shit for this comic vidya?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, she gave me the idea of, like uh, for uh, for the, for uh, one dude who originally was definitely not original part of the comic scene, but then he did his [[parody]] against me, and uh, in his comic he portrayed killing me and, they're like getting to war (?) go against me and uh, even, even agreeing with this, even agreeing with this guy who pretends, who uh, pretends to be me and... (sigh). Just more, whole bunch of more shit right there. Anyway, what, anyway what she wanted me to throw him a- she wanted me to throw like a parade in a, in a, in a... in the comic, in my comic scene. And you know, like, you know, I mean he did what he did to me in his comics and I took it literally. It's like, you know, he fuckin', he fuckin' just shot, he fuckin' just, a whole bunch of bullet wounds in one go on my, on my, on myself. And I ain't gonna throw him a parade on that, on that, on that scene and whatnot. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, yo, yo, I feel you angry an' shit, dog, I feel you furious an' shit. You furious at this nigga. An' I feel it. You know, dog- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Jackie be talkin' to me. Jackie be sayin', ain't the problem that you hate this nigga. Problem be, that you lie to her and tell her you gonna do it when you ain't mean to. What up with that, dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Long pause)'' Well, I have told her that I was eh-I would not be giving him a parade but she just insisted on that and she just, uh, and I would, I would say that she just, kind of like, got in her mind that, she thought that was that-I was definitely going to do that, even though-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My shoulder, Jackie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Told her- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, yo, yo, yo dog, yo dog, my shoulder, Jackie. She be all like, she email you and ax you to do this video an' shit, an' then you email her back and say, &amp;quot;Yeah bitch, ain't no problem an' shit, I'll be doin' that.&amp;quot; Ya'll ain't made no, no... no prov-ver-acations an' shit. Ya'll ain't made no provesations.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, well, I mean that, I told her I would, that I would draw her the pages, but I did not tell her that I was going to throw him- throw him a parade in the pages because I had said that I was not giving him a fucking parade.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She said she wanted a parade an' shit, and then you write back saying you were gonna do it. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean I feel her anger. I feel her righteousness and shit. Lie of omission still be a fuckin' lie and shit. Ya'll dig, dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Man, y'all got anger and shit, and I feel that. I feel that, I really do and shit nigga, but y'all got to stand up to yo' woman and shit, damn! Woman be tellin' you to do shit, y'all ain't just be lyin' to her. You gots a problem wit' yo' woman, you ain't lie to her, then all you got's two problems. Ya dig?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How often you get laid, dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... I'm sorry, what was that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How often you get laid? ''[[China|Pussy]].''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How often-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How often do I get laid?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, when the last time you cut some trim and shit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm... I'm actually a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aw, shit, dog. Explains that anger and shit. This be why you angry at them trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah, among other things.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit dog, see- See dog, you be lyin' to women and shit, they ain't like that. Man, you ain't wanna do what no woman tells you to do, you just tell her straight up to her face. Then you have her go make you a steak dinner and shit. But you ain't lie to her and shit. Shit ain't gangsta. Shit be straight busta.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I did tell her straight- I did tell her straight up that I was not gonna be throwing that- I was not gonna be throwin' him a fuckin' parade. I was not gonna draw him in a parade. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Talking over each other)'' Yo dog, I be looking at printouts and shit. Y'all know us niggas don't be doin' too well on the Internet, Jackie be printin' out printouts and shit for me. Yo I be lookin' at printouts and shit. And... &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In the email, she said, &amp;quot;Hey Chris, why don't y'all do that parade video for that, Alec... Alec Bason... Nigga, whatever his name is. Alec Bason Nigga. And then you say, &amp;quot;Sure Jackie, I'll be on that shit!&amp;quot; Y'all ain't make not protestations. why ain't y'all say nothing then?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Hm. Well-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all said you gonna do it. Ya'll not mean to do it. You feel me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, tommorow, to let you know, uh- This, it was essentially, in the replacement pages where I do not, uh, end up, I do not end up giving Alec a gory- and his crew, a gory demise, like I did originally. ''(Pause)'' I did not-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, bitch Jackie said to throw this nigga a parade. You say &amp;quot;a'ight, I'm a do that.&amp;quot; Then you didn't. ''(Pause)'' You be lyin' to women and shit often, dog? This be why you still a virgin and shit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Sigh)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Smellin' me, dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No- No, it's... ''(Sigh)'' Well... Wait a minute, ''(Sigh)'' My brain- I gotta catch up my brain, here. Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, a'ight. I feel that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Long pause; some grunting heard while Chris catches up his brain)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(At Jackie:)'' Yo bitch don't burn that [[Wikipedia:Casserole|casserole]]! Fuckin' bitch. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hold- Hold on.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah, you still there?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Yeah dog, I be here. I be wit' you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Alright, well. Well, I do not mean to, I did not mean to lie to her, but I did tell her straight up that I did not- That I had no intention of throwing that... Of throwing that dude a parade.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nah dog, I be lookin' at the emails, she said to throw him a parade, you say you gonna do it. You ain't say &amp;quot;I ain't throwin' a parade.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah well I told- Yeah I mean I told her I did not wanna throw him- throw him- throw him a parade. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When you tell her this shit, I ain't see this shit. When you tell her you ain't throwin' a parade? I need some help and shit, dog, I ain't feelin' where you at.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, maybe uh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Gots ourselves a... discommunication.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I- Yeah... I think it was discommunication.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No I mean between us and shit dog, I ain't feeling where you at. 'Cause I see the emails and shit, she say throw a parade for the nigga. You say a'ight. But you ain't mean a'ight.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I said- Well I said alright in drawing the replacement pages.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You said a'ight to the whole email though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But I did not-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You ain't pick out bits and pieces, and say yes to this, and no to that. That's why I'm- I be confused, I be confuzzled and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah uh-&lt;br /&gt;
===Fueling the Fire (26:43 - 28:30)===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, yo, dog, let me relate a cautionary tale an' shit. Shit, shit happened way back in Jackie an' I first relationship and shit. Man, bitch be all like, &amp;quot;Lars, you best be gettin' rid of them boats, lest I bounce and shit,&amp;quot; and I be like, &amp;quot;A'ight, a'ight dog, I'll be gettin' ridda my boats and shit, shorty. Shit, you'll see and shit. Damn!&amp;quot; Then the bitch was like, &amp;quot;A'ight, you be gettin' rid of them boats, I don't wanna see no boats here in forty-eight hours.&amp;quot; I'll be like, &amp;quot;A'ight.&amp;quot; I ain't mean to get ridda them boats. I just went out and bought mo' boats. Shit, bitch was all like, &amp;quot;Lars, you need to lose boats. Y'all be like, addicted and shit. You need to stop buyin' boats and shit.&amp;quot; I be like, &amp;quot;A'ight&amp;quot; every fuckin' time. Every fuckin' time. I just payin' the bitch [[Wikipedia:Lip service|lip service]] and shit. Soon enough, whole fuckin' house fulla boats and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't ever mean to get ridda them boats, I just keep buyin' more boats. Y'all ever had anything like that shit? Someone want you to get ridda somethin', you say &amp;quot;a'ight&amp;quot;? Then you don't, and you just keep gettin' more? Fuckin' addiction, and shit. Fueling the fire.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Be like slavery, fueling them flames of injustice and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Once you got that shit, can't stamp it out, and shit. Sheeeeit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all feel me, dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I feel you. Hm. Alright well-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who my nigga?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright well, anyway-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who my nigga? Whoa, whoa, dog. Who my nigga? Ya'll be my nigga, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all be feelin' me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I be feelin' ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Y'all be my nigga? Say it, dog. Say you my nigga.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright... I'll be yo nigga.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Never Gonna Give You Up (28:30 - 34:25)===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sheeeit. Dog be righteous and shit, up in here. Be all gangsta and shit. Nigga, I ain't expect this shit, y'all an me. We be homies and shit. Damn. I ain't know why Jackie wanna get rid a yo ass. That's what I'm tryin'a find out an' shit. 'Cause I'm confuzzled. Might be this lyin' and shit, maybe that be why she all mad at you an' shit. Might be somethin' else, I dunno. Anything else? What's goin' on there? ''(Pause)'' How much y'all love Jackie and shit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How mu- I- I love- I love- I care and love Jackie a lot.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How much? How much- you love her more than what? Put it into quantintative terms and shit. ''(Pause)'' I'll be like-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll be like- Every night, I be like, &amp;quot;Jackie, I love yo ass more'n the moon an' shit. I would throw away the moon an' shit, Death Star that shit! Fuck. Ain't need to tides an' shit. All I need's my Jackie.&amp;quot; Feelin' me? Damn!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What'd y'all give up for that bitch?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Well I mean, I'll give up- I mean I would give up most anything for... for Jackie and me to be together.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo dog, she ever ask... ax you to be givin' up shit for her? ''(Pause)'' She ask me to give away my boats and shit. I be all like, refusin' an' shit, first time around. Shit be what burned our relationship. That and the whole fetus thing. Shit. Bitch ain't never gonna let me live that shit down. Be all harpin' on me, every time she serve me dinner and shit. Suckin' my dick, all I hear be like ''(Does impression of Jackie's dick-muffled voice)'' &amp;quot;Lars, why you kill my baby?&amp;quot; Fuckin' bitch. Yo, dog, I be digressin' and shit. Y'all my nigga, y'all gots to be cuttin' me off when I do that. Ten to wax philosophical and shit. My bad. My bad. Let's go back to that question and shit. What y'all givin' up for Jackie? ''(Pause)'' Thinka she like [[Wikipedia:Lent|Lent]] and shit, what you givin' up?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I mean, If I had the moon I would give that up for her as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, a'ight, I feel ya. Be all... poetical. Metaphorical and shit. Poetaphorical. Shit be romance, all [[Wikipedia:Hallmark Cards|Hallmark]] greetin' cards and shit. Bitches love that. Bitches be slobberin' all up on yo balls and dick when they hear that shit. Damn! ''(Pause)'' Practical terms, though, what y'all givin up for her? Like, like the metaphorical, I be givin' up the moon for the bitch. I ain't own the moon and shit. I ain't got no [[Wikipedia:Death Star|Death Star]]. Ain't no [[Wikipedia:Galactic Empire (Star Wars)|Empire]] gonna let no nigga in charge of a Death Star an' shit. Even that biggest galaxy nigga in the world, [[Wikipedia:Darth Vader|Darth Vader]] and shit, turned out to be pasty fuckin' white dude underneath. Shit. [[Wikipedia:Lando Calrissian|Lando Calrissian]], fuckin' [[Wikipedia:Uncle Tom|Uncle Tom]] and shit. Sellin' out a nigga to the Empire. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What y'all givin' up? I gave up my boats. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I actually, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I burned them boats!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ashes to ashes. Swords to plowsheds and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I tell you what, I'd be givin' up, uh... all other- I be givin' up, uh... The planet- The, uh planet closest to the Sun for Jackie. Mercury.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shiiit, nigga. Ain't that shit be all [[Wikipedia:Dwarf planet|dwarf planet]] and shit now? They be cuttin' three inches off that planet's [[dick]] an' shit? Heard that shit back in [[2006]]. Fuck.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, you're thinkin' about- You're thinkin' of [[Wikipedia:Pluto (dwarf planet)|Pluto]], the planet that is ''farthest'' away from the Sun, this is the planet ''closest'' to the Sun.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, a'ight, I see. I see. Yeah, Space be black an' shit, but don't let that confuzzle you an' shit. Ain't no nigga goin' up in space, I tell ya what. Fuckin'-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Man gonna keep a nigga down. Keep a nigga on the ground. Keep a nigga from flyin'. Keep a nigga from tryin'. Sheeeit. Got my finger on the trigger, niggas wonder why. Livin' in the city, it's do or die, nigga. Y'all feel me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I know y'all feel me, y'all be my nigga an' shit. Who my nigga? Who my nigga, dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm yo nigga. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're my nigga, dog. You're my nigga. A'ight, a'ight, a'ight, I feel you. Let's go back to the metaphorical, metafusical, question of the evening. Y'all be givin' up Mercury? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all be givin up [[the Moon]]? Y'all be givin' up [[Wikipedia:Ceres (dwarf planet)|Ceres]] and shit? Fuckin' [[Wikipedia:Moons of Pluto|Nix and Hydra]], goddamn bullshit little moons. What else y'all givin' up? What practicalities and... reala-tala-calaties be you givin' up and shit? In the here and now, what be down here ain't no planet. What y'all givin' up for the bitch? ''(Pause)'' I would give up the Moon, and shit, and I'll give away Ceres, and [[Wikipedia:Proxima Centauri|Proxima Centauri]] and all that shit, but down here on the planet Earth, I be givin' away my boats and shit. Burnin' that shit. Put it to ash. Put them ashes on the mantle. Up on my fireplace and shit. Ain't got no ashes of my daddy, my daddy be fleein' me when I was a baby and shit. Ain't no black man can raise a baby, they all flee. So I ain't got my daddy's ashes. That ain't where he is. Y'all be my daddy for all I know. Shit. ''Man'', I be waxin' off again! You ever just wax off like that? Shit. Once you start, ya just can't stop. 'Til you pop. Fuckin' bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Anyway dog, I be takin' up all the air time- The word time, dawg, you gots ta lay it down for me, what y'all givin' up for Jackie? I'll be shuttin' up now, I'll be shuttin' up now, y'all see your piece, y'all be righteous.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, the uh, the rea- In the reality...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right, dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'd be giving up my... video game time.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The PS Triple Investment (34:25 - 48:15)===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, y'all be gettin' rid a them vidya games and shit. Eh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I got rid of the, I got rid of a lot of video games I've been hoarding over the years.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That [[PS3|PS Triple]] an' shit? Damn. Shit be like [[Chris and money|800 dollars]] and shit, right? Shit be like a money sink. I feel ya dog, be good you be gettin' ridda that shit. How much 'fetti you get for that shit? Y'sell that shit off. yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''([[stress]]ful pause)'' No, I have not, no- I have not sold my... PlayStation 3. And it ha- and I have invested a lot ''into'' it. Ever since I had it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Invested and shit? Y'all be like playin' stocks and shit? What y'all talkin' 'bout, &amp;quot;investin'&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it's just, you know... I downloaded a lot of stuff. On to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, dog, I be downloadin' a lotta boats and shit, too. Ain't see me keepin' no boats around, I be burnin' all my boats. Ain't no investment, be a curse and shit. Like a black hole. That be one a them astronomical things. Think [[Wikipedia:Pluto (dwarf planet)|Pluto]] gonna turn into a [[Wikipedia:Black hole|black hole]] 'cause it pissed off about bein' a [[Wikipedia:Dwarf planet|dwarf planet]]. Pluto be like, like a giant boat. Filled with (?) paint kits and shit. All that money.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So y'all be givin' up them vidya games. Whoa-whoa-wait, wait, nigga. Nigga, nigga, nigga, my nigga. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all say you givin' up them vidya games, but y'all got no- Y'all got the PS Triple and shit, still.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah that's another thing, I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I be confuzzled.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's another thing that, uh, kinda ticks me- It kinda ticks me off a bit, uh, I do not- I do not like it when... When uh, when the trolls, have been- You know, they pretty much seem to have started the trend of calling the PlayStation 3 a... &amp;quot;PS Triple&amp;quot;. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|And I just do not- I just- That just rubs me the wrong way, man.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit, dog. Why y'all ain't like that and shit? Just be a box fulla toys and shit, why y'all be defendin' the name and shit? I mean I feel ya, wantin' to defend the name, defend the honor, defend the honor of a honest woman and shit? Man, I be all up on that shit. Wanna be up that poon tang, you gotta be defendin' that honor and shit. Man, like my bitch, little Cubby, he be sayin' &amp;quot;Bitch, yo bitch be all bitch and shit,&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I hear ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I be like, &amp;quot;I'm a pop yo ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I be standin'- I be standin' up for... I be standin' up for my woman too, you know, I defendin' her from any- from anybody that comes upon her. Yeah, look-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So y'all be defendin' your PS Triple like it be a woman and shit? I be confuzzled and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The PS... The PS Triple no woman, it just, it's just a... dang material possession. And the- and, and uh, and Jackie being the wonderful woman she is, and the wonderful person, very s- best person there is, you know... She's a lot more important than a dang ol' video game console. ''(Pause)'' But still, you know, after I invested a whole lot in there over the- over that- over that... my time I had it, it's like you know, I ain't gonna get that back and I'm certainly not gonna be able to get ''[indecipherable]'' for it. Face value.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ain't y'all gonna get Jackie and shit though? Ain't Jackie be worth more than a PS Triple and shit? Jackie cook a mean steak dinner and shit. All the fixins. Throw some [[Wikipedia:Grits|grits]] on there. Some [[Wikipedia:Starburst (confectionery)|Starburst]]. Little [[Wikipedia:Grape soda|grape soda]] on the side. Mmm-mmm-mmm!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep. I tell ya, If I can't, uh, If I can't sell my PS Triple, I tell ya something else, I tell you, another thing I would definitely get rid of for Jackie, I'd get rid of a whole bunch of the, uh... [[Transformers]] I got.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why can't y'all get ridda that PS Triple though, dog? I- I ain't be feelin' it, I ain't be understandin' and shit. Y'all got my mind twisted and turned, with these phrases. I know y'all ain't mean it and shit, but I ain't be feelin' it. I need y'all help, dog. I be slow and shit, I ain't be figuring it out. Why ain't y'all give up that PS Triple and shit, dog? Worked hook, line and sinker with my boats.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I downl- Listen, I downloaded over 4000 dollars worth of content and... at face value it's not gonna get me back 4000 dollars.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shiiit, dog! Ain't about the money and shit. Shit be about gettin' rid of addictions and shit. Y'know I how much I drop on boats and shit? Forty-five thousand dollars! I got like, six credit cards for that shit. Y'know how hard it is for a black man to get one credit card, I got six! Six, nigga. That's how dedicated I was to them fuckin' boats. That's how- them boats was my life, nigga. Them boats was my life! Sheeit. But I burned them boats, ain't get no money for that shit. That money be ''gone'', nigga. I got debts to pay off and shit. But I be an honest nigga now. I ain't lettin' no addiction control me. Why you ain't get rid a that PS Triple? I be feelin' Jackie, like, that's what she want.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I- I- I- Lemme just- Just let me talk, here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all go ahead, dog. I'm listenin'.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Listen, I do not, I would not need to sell the console in order for me to not spend any more. I just- will just swear upon- Upon my [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grave. On that, and uh, my fam- On the life of myself and [[Barbara|my mom]] and [[Bob|my dad]]. Everybody in my family. And I will just not- I will not spend... Any- I will just not spend any more- ''[Audio gets fucked up here while Chris continues lying]'' -downloading for the P- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, I hear ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[Audio still messed up]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ain't Jackie ask you to do that a while ago and shit? Ain't Jackie ask you to not spend on that a while ago, ain't that what she said? That what she be tellin' me. Ain't y'all still be spendin' and shit though?  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[Pause]'' I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo dog, as a nigga that seen the worst of addictions, I gotta level wit' you, bro. Just ain't work that way, dog. Sheeeeeeit. Y'all go ahead, dog, y'all go ahead.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Look, I mean, it just- it just had to be, uh... one that I would have- I would have to able- I just would have to be able to show it to her in person, you know. I treat- I treat her right. I would treat her right in person, and I would not be th- My money would be going all to- All towards her, and... Not on anything new that goes on the, uh, PS Triple.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you ain't been buyin' games for, like... How long, [[Jackie]] ask you that shit like... Months ago, and shit, right? You ain't been buying no games for all that time?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' I ain't been- I ain't buying no game for about a month. Buying no new games.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;About a month&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ain't gonna... Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This... This be any games and shit, this be just that... That, what the fuck, Jackie- ''(Yells at Jackie)'' Yo bitch, what you call that? That... &amp;quot;PSN&amp;quot; shit? Fuckin'... what that stand for, &amp;quot;PS Nigga&amp;quot; and shit? Sheeeit. Gonna be a lawsuit up there at Sony, with this bitch. Y'all be spendin' money just on that? You don't be buying games at the... [[Wikipedia:Costco|Costco]] and shit? Buyin' them hard copies? ''(Pause)'' Don't lie to me, dog, don't lie to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A bunch- a bunch-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Dog, you be my nigga an' shit? You be my nigga?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You be my nigga an' shit, don't be lyin' to me. Bros before hos, dog. We be tight, dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You be feelin', I be touchin'.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I ain't lyin'- I ain't lyin' to you. It's essentially, you know, the stuff I download from the PSN, there's no... uh, it- And the &amp;quot;N&amp;quot;, by the way, it stands for &amp;quot;Network&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;PlayStation Network&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But anyway, it's stuff that mostly- Stuff, mostly stuff that you just cannot f- You just cannot get on hard copy. There's no hard copy for mosta the stuff they got on there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But y'all still be buyin' shit. Y'all still be buyin' games on PSN.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah, y- Yeah, but, yeah it's like, uh- It's like, uh, world wide web, it's like, Internet thing, it's like... Alright. You- You know of [[IPods Down and Listen Up|iTunes]], right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Internet&amp;quot;? Like the white folks' street corner and shit, yo dog I feel you. iTunes and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, iTunes, it-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Be more like &amp;quot;WhiteTunes&amp;quot;, with all that white color.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, iTunes or [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|Rhapsody]] or Napster. Well, point is, you know, it's... It's uh, you know-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So y'all be spendin' money and shit on this [[PSN]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But ain't Jackie not want you to be doin' that shit though?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I will- And I promise her that I would not do that, and I have not been... doing that. ''(Pause)'' For about a month now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bitch be tellin' me she up on that PS Nigga, she be lookin' at y'all... Y'all [[Facebook]] on that nigga. Shit, I ain't know. I ain't know this Internet shit. Internet be like space, ain't no nigga gonna up on that Internet neither. Fuckin' Man keepin' us down. Anyway... sheeit. Bitch be tellin' me she all up on that PS Nigga and she check your... Your trophies, and your accolades, and shit. Nigga be gettin' all new trophies for new games and shit, all through the month.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Actually those were new trophies for games I had already- I already owned.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So y'all be... Y'all be havin' game you ain't played for months, but you still buyin' shit? I feel that, I feel that, I was like that with my boats and shit, I be buyin' boats... I ain't even take 'em in the tub for... six months and shit. Nigga like his bubble bath with boats, no? Some times I have my favorite boats, sometimes I have my less favorite boats, sometimes I have my not favorite boats at all, nigga. I ain't even like them boats. So you and me, we be in the same boat and shit, y'feel me? ''Sheeeeeeeeeeit.'' Dawg, we be tight and shit. Y'all be up in my grill and shit. Y'all be... up in my 'fetti. ''(Awkward Pause)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I hear that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, a'ight, a'ight, a'ight, a'ight, let me ax you then.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So Jackie, she be all bitchin' at you, she be all like, &amp;quot;Chris, I know you ain't be buyin' no boats, and... PSN nigga boats, and... PS Nigga games&amp;quot;, and... she ain't want you buyin' none a that shit. A'ight? But then you go... you still gonna be playin' this shit. Yo bitch be all like, ain't want you, ain't want you playin' wit' yo boats and shit, yo PS boats. Shit be all addictive and shit, ya feel?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Yeah... You have to forgive me for... things there, you kinda talk a little fast, and I'm just tryin' to- Just wanna make sure I'm able to understand you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, dog, a'ight. You take your time and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah but, we cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Brovaries before ovaries, and shit. We cool. You take your time.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You take your sweet time. [''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah bu-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So what y'all thinka that? You need a clarification, and shit? A bifurcation? Y'all got, y'all be feelin' me, y'all be feelin my question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Uh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So what y'all...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I'm not really sure what the question is, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, a'ight, I be, I'll be rephrasin' with the past parsable and shit. So my bitch Jackie, she be all like, &amp;quot;Chris, I ain't want you plain' none a them games, now.&amp;quot; You be gettin' games up on that PS Nigga. You be playin' them games all day and night. Sheeeeit, addiction be all &amp;quot;spiral of doom&amp;quot; and shit. Ain't about just the money. It's about the ''tiiiime'', nigga. 'Bout the ''effort'', nigga. All that time an effort, go in to the volunteerin' and shit. Work at the hospital. Be a fuckin' hospice nurse and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I did that shit for nine months. Fuckin' made me a new man and shit. Watch a buncha old white people die? Sheeeeit. Ain't nothing feel better than that. All them old slave-owners and [[Wikipedia:Sharecropper|sharecroppers]] be droppin' like flies, and here Lars be. Lars McNulty. Sheeeit. That shit feel good, nigga.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, by the way-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Watchin' white people die.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's like, you're asking me, you're- you're asking me, uh, why I be spending all my extra time playing video games instead of like, you know, goin' out, uh... to volunteer work or some- shi- or stuff like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; True dat, dog, true dat. You be feelin' me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I be feeling ya. Uh, but mostly, but mostly, uh, on the one point, it's like, I would not know where to look. And plus, you know, goin' out for a job, after all the, uh, after them trolls been weighing me down since November [[2007]], smearin' my name in the... [''Audio cuts out while Chris continues whining'']&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fuck Tha Police (48:15 - 57:30)===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sheeeeit. A'ight, a'ight, I feel ya. But, y'all know, dog, y'all know them background check and shit, just be for criminal shit. Now I know all about the criminality. I be a black man, I had a record since I was 8. Sheeit. Try'd to rob Starbucks with a [[Megatron pistol|fake gun]]. Nigga, y'all ever rob Starbucks, you best bring a real gun, nigga. Go whole hog on that shit. Ridin' that pagan justice into town and shit. Fuck. You spend any time in the joint, nigga?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't spent no time in no joint, man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all be lucky and shit, dog. No, no, y'all ain't be lucky and shit, y'all be white. That's what that shit is. A black man be like... turn 18, he go do two and a half in fuckin' C Block and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Taste a lotta maple syrup in that time. Anyway dog, I be- What I be sayin' to you and shit, that background check, they ain't gonna see no... No white niggas on the Internet makin' fun a your... Your [[Pokémon]] fanfiction and shit. Y'all feelin' me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeahhh, it- I feel you but-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They ain't be holdin' that against you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah but they have a lot more than just the, making fun of the, uh... Pokémon fanfiction. They got a lot more than that, I mean they claim- I mean they claim me... They- They mis- The trolls, they be throwin' around those bad labels on me, like... a [[Pedofork|pedophile]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nigga y'all be- Y'all be missin' my point though. Nigga, you ain't spend no time up in the joint. Your background check should be golden shit. Y'all ain't got no problems and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but th- Yeah. But also, th- I do have po- [[Chris and the law|I do have a police record on file, uh, for... Couple- For...]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, word?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Couple of offenses... Yeah, I had a couple of [[police]] records on file-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You be fightin' The Man and shit? Sheeeeeit, tell me all about it, dog, what you be doin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You be takin' down po-po? Fuckin' 5-0 and shit? What you got? I'll swap stories with you, and shit. You go first, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It be essentially, uh, just... Havin' a bad time and disagreements and what-not. With th- With this, uh- With [[Michael Snyder|this... dude]], down over at The GAMe- Over at [[The GAMe PLACe|The GAMe and HOBBY PLACe]]. He just be havin' his own gripe against me, and lookin' for a way- Lookin' for an excuse to ban me from his store, and then, and then... Then he did, so he banned me from the store, he... But he never wanted me to come back, and then I come back like about a year later askin' him- askin' if I can come back and he don't let me come back and... So I leave and then I come back next year and then, uh... Same thing again except worse, he act- he actually gives me- actually puts um... Officially on police record! Don't want- He don't want me... Trespassing on th- He don't want me, y'know, um, being anywhere near that place.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, dog, I feel that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He just- He just be all, afraid of me and shit like that. And plus also, I have like, uh, I've had like, uh, past- Past accusations of quote-unquote &amp;quot;soliciting&amp;quot;, when I was out in my early days of my [[Sweetheart Search]] lookin' for- Lookin' for a woman of my own, be usin' a [[sign]], like you know, I be like... &amp;quot;Current age year-old man, seek- lookin' for an 18-to-current-age-year-old woman! Be my sweetheart and junk!&amp;quot; And they be- They misinterpret that, they be thinkin' I be lookin' just for the- Just for the [[Sex|booty call]]! But no, I ain't lookin' just for the booty call, I'm lookin' for the long run, the emotional attachments and everythaaang! They just misinterp- They just misunderstand me, and they handcuff me and everythang, they came- They handcuff me a couple a times, they drag me around, and [[Get-Tar Region|they even dogpile on me one time]], rub my head on the carpet, I be bleedin' out- I been bleedin' out left side of my forehead that day! Put me in the dang- Put me in the dang cop car and I get offended by the ambulaaaance, where they see that blood stain... Blood-soaked stain! Heaaaad wouuund, from that carpet burn on the left side of my forehead there!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, nigga, a'ight, nigga. You get down wit' y'all bad self. Sheeeeit. Badass, you be stickin' it to 5-0 and shit! Tresspassin' and shit. I see, I feel ya, I smell ya, dog. Y'all be tresspassin', be shootin' it off to them white niggas. Shiiit. So y'all be tresspassin' on this here nigga's property to be stickin' it to that man and shit. That be what I feelin'? That be what you doin', dig?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Yeeeeeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, a'ight, so you-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You be feelin' me, dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you all go tresspassin' and shit, you know you ain't welcome and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all be like, &amp;quot;Fuck dat shit, I own that store! I'm a go stick that place up and shit! I'm a fuckin' bust a cap in his ass!&amp;quot; Y'all be like, &amp;quot;I ain't gives no fuck about right and wrong and shit!&amp;quot; Nigga in the city, dog. Niggas wonder why. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I be poppin- Yeah I be poppin' a- I'd be poppin' a cap in that- In that old- In that old [[Michael Snyder]] ass, I tell you what. It's like, if and I had me, if I had me a real life gun but I don't have a real life gun, though like you know, all I got is my, uh... All I got is my [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-mind]] wit, and uh, not mu- Not much else going on there. So it's like I don't really have much of an offense, as much as a defense, dog. And I, but- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Lemme ax you-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The only option there is just to split.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Let me ax you, dog-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Til another thing, until I can actually go on the offense.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Let me ax you, dog. So you gonna take some nigga, and you gonna say like, &amp;quot;Bitch, this nigga be goin' down and shit.&amp;quot; And you pick this, you pick this nigga, this nigga at this... This game store and shit. Why you pick this nigga to pick a fight with and shit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He- He- He picked-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What about this nigga?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He picked a fight with me first, he just had his own griefs, he just had his own griefs, his own gripes and scares against me. He be thinkin' I be like... He be thinkin' like y'know, I know... He be havin' his own weird accusations against me, probably thinkin' that I w- He probably... Damn troll [[Niggos|niggers]] who... Who damn throw the label of pedophile on me and damn ol' buncha shit offa him. He be throwin' all them labels on me and just lookin' for a damn excuse to kick me out of that store and ban me forever and the he- And then... And then he did find a damn excuse and it damn happened and they called tresspassin' and everthiiing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So y'all, y'all be goin' on property when you know you ain't- It be someone elses property and shit, and you be like, &amp;quot;Fuck that, I ain't give a shit about right and wrong! I ain't give a shit about what someone else wants! I ain't give a shit about no other nigga's property, and personal reliability, and safe-ety.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah besides which-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And personal responsibility.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah besides which that- That ain't really his store, he's just rentin' on- He's just rentin' on that location! They just been rentin' there for a long time! It ain't really his-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So he be payin' his rent and shit. So it be his store and shit, then. You be all like, &amp;quot;Fuck dat shit, I ain't give a shit 'bout no other nigga's property. I'm a take what I want and fuck all y'all niggas.&amp;quot; Shit, dog, I be feelin' that. That be my gangsta life, in my teenage years, back when I be eight and shit. I be all like goin' up in the stores, and be like &amp;quot;What, nigga? What, you gonna kick me out cuz I stealin' shit? Cuz I be yellin' at people? Cuz I be screamin' my head off? Sheeeit. Fuck that shit, nigga! I do what I want!&amp;quot; Be some [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury Povich]] up in here and shit. I feel ya, dog. You ain't gives no fucks.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeeeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Fuck that shit! Ain't give no shit if that be his store and what-not.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeeeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo dog, so you say you have a weakness with the offense, but you be good with the defense and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So let me ax you, some nigga come up in yo house and shit, and be all like, &amp;quot;Dude I wanna come up in here and shit.&amp;quot; And y'all be like, &amp;quot;Shit, nigga. This be my house and shit, y'all ain't comin' up in here without no invitation and shit.&amp;quot; And he be like, &amp;quot;''Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit'', nigga! I do what I want, I'm a call up on y'all house!&amp;quot; What ya'll gonna do? Some nigga come up in yo business.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't got no gun, I'll beat his ass, I'm pretty str- I'm very strong. I'd give him an ol' ''CLOP! CLOP! HIYA!''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sheeeit, dog, I feel that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If that be the case... But I'd make sure that I be cool, dog, y'know, I'd make sure I started that, like y'know, he'd throw the first punch, and if he throw the first punch and I- Then I de-fennnnd, and I throw- And then I throw- Then I would punch back in defense!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Then y'all be throwin' a trespassin' notice and shit on him. Ain't that the truth, nigga. Ain't y'all be, y'all be saltin' the wounds and shit. Puttin' a criminality record upon this nigga. Ain't that what y'all gon' do, dog. Sheeeit. Now I ain't never filed no trespassin' notice on any nigga what started shit with me. See I be a black man and shit, so the police, if you ever call the police when you a black man? They come and shoot your ass. They ain't givin' no fucks. You be white and shit. You can use the system against the system and shit. Y'all see what I mean and shit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeeeah. I hear ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Say yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Whole buncha damn- Whole buncha the damn racism that they been got goin' on, but I ain't like that. I be respec- I have respect for my black man. And I have respect for you, man, 'cause we cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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===One Big Gray Nigga (57:30 - 1:04:30) ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all be feelin' me, y'all my nigga and shit, dog. Sheeeeit. Nigga be Prime Time up in here, dog. Shit. Fuck. Damn!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and in fact I enjoy- I the, uh, comedies- I enjoy the TV shows I get from the... From the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and... [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and... [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them. All them-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Sanford and Son''???! Bitch, I know you ain't bring up ''Sanford and Son'', fuckin' sharecropper shit. Goddamn [[Wikipedia:Uncle Tom|Uncle Tom]] and shit. Sheeeit. Traitor to his race and shit, dog. All that spoon jockey [''?''] shit, [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]]... [[Wikipedia:Bamboozled|''Bamboozled'']] and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All I see is sleepin' (?), that's what all that shit be. Fuck that shit, stereotypin' a nigga in a bad light and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, man I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Us niggas, we already got our trouble with the bad light and shit, 'cause we be all dark and shit. Ain't no light what can shine a good light on our dark skin and shit. Then you got the TV shows. Then you got the [[Wikipedia:HBO|H-B-O]] and shit. Fuckin' shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well man, I don't mean, I- Yeah I don't mean to jump no jive, man, I just be givin' a few examples of some of the shows I see. But I watch- I watch other shows too, where they- where they make GOOD examples of the- Of the black man and the black woman.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Four hundred years, dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Four hundred years of opression.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo dog, know what I'm doin'? I'm holdin' up my fist in solidarity. Yo, nigga, hold up you fist for me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You holdin' up yo fist, dog? Hope y'all ain't smilin' and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I'm holdin' up my fist, man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all ain't be smilin' and shit, right? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Niggas, we can't be smilin'. That takes away... the gravitas of what we can do. See-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I be holdin'- I be holdin' up my f- I be holdin' up my fist in respect, dog. I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, dog. Yo, dog, I feel you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I hold it in respect. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo dog, where all this shit come from? We be bulin' our- our ''velocity'' toward ''ferocity'' and toward ''audacity'' of hope and change and chope and shit. Fuckin' Big Bama's House up in here. A black nigga and a white nigga be mixin' and matchin', make ourselves one big gray nigga and shit. See what I doin', dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fuckin' bridgin' the gaps of... Of ''inequality'', and ine- ''inequity'', and... ''ine-quali-equity'', and shit. Damn.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, dog, this shit be all about Jackie and shit, though, dog. Jackie be all like, glarin' daggers at me and shit. I be like, &amp;quot;Bitch, only daggers I wanna see from you are those two daggers on yo' chest and shit, now take off your top while you be makin' me my steak dinner!&amp;quot; Bitch be all like, &amp;quot;Sheeeit, I burned myself last time I do that, nigga. Y'all want burn scars on this body?&amp;quot; I be like &amp;quot;Hell no, dog, you already got that [[Wikipedia:Caesarean section|C-section]] scar from where I aborted that baby!&amp;quot; Sheeeit, bitch all scarred up and used up already. So let's get back to Jackie and shit. Now, Jackie ain't be happy wit' y'all and shit. And Jackie ain't sure if she be happy wit' me and shit. So we gots to figure out, and numerate, and enunciate exactly why the ''posivericating'' is happenin' with this shit. Why the bitch be mad at you, and why the bitch be mad at me? We figure this out, dog, we figure this out, nigga. Brovaries before ovaries, dawg, you feelin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I feel ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, bitch be all, like, you be lyin' to her and shit. And I feel that. I feel why she pissed about that shit. And as a advice, and... cautionary to you: Y'all ain't be lyin' to no bitch. Y'all can smack a bitch, y'all can punt a bitch, y'all be like &amp;quot;Bitch, I ain't doin' that shit&amp;quot; all up in her face and shit, but y'all ain't be lyin' to a bitch. 'Cause then the shit roll downhill. Shit be like a Hydra and shit, you cut one head off that bitch, two head grow back, you be lyin' to her. They catch you on that shit, they always do, nigga. Indeed! Sheeeeit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, bitch be mad cuz you be lyin' to her. And bitch be mad cuz you ain't gettin' rid a that addiction and shit, y'all feelin' me? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I feel ya, I tell you what, I- I'll make it right, I will make this right with Jackie, I tell you what, you tell her this from me too and I- and I'll promise it to you too, man, cuz we cool. I'll draw a parade for [[Alec]], and I'll make it like, you know, he was found innocent, like she wanted. I'll fix the pages and do it right for her.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sheeeit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll take care of that like, you know, within- within the next few days, and vid- and it'll be up, all colored and everything, be uploaded.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well shit, dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll take care of that for her.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well shit, dog, shit, see now in the interest of camaraderie, and... niggaraderie, and all that shit. In the interest of all that shit, this gray nigga we be buildin', I gots to be honest wit' you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Also, in the interest of not bein' hypocrital, and hippocratical, I ain't takin' no [[Wikipedia:Hippocratic Oath|Hippiocratical Oath]] and shit. Because I be tellin' you not to be lyin' to no bitches, so I ain't can't be lyin' to you and shit. Y'all fell me, dog? I gots to be honest wit' you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I feel you. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, a'ight, so, in the interest of honesty and total veracity, I must tell you that I am not a neutral party and shit. See, I burned my boats and shit 'cause I want Jackie back, dog. See? Bitch be all like, all up slobberin' on my dick and balls now, shit. Damn! See, I ain't be finna' gettin' ridda' my bitch, and shit. She be all like, ridin' my dick. She be all like, givin' me the oral play and shit. Fuckin' tongue action, finger play, y'all know that shit, sheeeeit. And the bitch be makin' me my steak dinner, 'cause I burned them boats. So, I ain't finna' be gettin' ridda' this bitch. I got a good bitch goin' here, y'all feel me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I feel you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So y'all might wanna try winnin' Jackie back. I wish y'all best luck in the world. Cuz see, a'ight, honestly, veracitously, I gots to admit to you, I do think, yo, we are bros, but we still be competin', you dig? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I do feel like I have the advantage on you. Cuz my dick be all ''four inches'' a straight goodness and shit. Fuckin' straight as a ramrod and shit! That's what call me in high school when I be ramroddin' bitches, they call me &amp;quot;Ramrod&amp;quot;. Better than &amp;quot;nigger&amp;quot;. Better than &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Jim (Huckleberry Finn)|Nigger Jim]],&amp;quot; that's what that shit they be callin' me, I be like &amp;quot;My name ain't Jim! Call me &amp;quot;Nigga Lars&amp;quot; and shit!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Nigga Lars&amp;quot;? That shit fine. &amp;quot;Nigga McNulty&amp;quot;? That shit be fine too, but they call me &amp;quot;Nigger Jim&amp;quot;! Who da fuck this &amp;quot;Nigga Jim&amp;quot; be? I ain't know... sheeeit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's- I tell ya, that's cool man, I praise you for being able to bang all them hos back in the high school days, I tell you what, I was [[naïve]] on the [[dating]] subject back in high school, I didn't even think about it, I mean I shoulda ask w- I shoulda asked a woman, I shoulda banged my own share of hos back in the day, but I didn't dawwwg, I just did not think of it! I was really slow, and I ev- and I even had a girl- I even had a girl crush back then. But then she done left me, she was out da- she was out dating with somebody else behind my back, I didn't even know about it. But she and I, we were tight!&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Trail of Tears (1:04:30 - 107:50) ===  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shee-iiiiiiiiiiiiiit, dog! So what y'all gonna do to win Jackie heart back and shit? Y'all gonna burn that PS Triple and shit. See, see I'ma feelin' that, because that seem like, like the equalizer, and the numerizer and shit, that you all be pullin' to one-up my burnin' my boats and shit. See I be burnin' my addiction, y'all gots to burn your addiction too. Y'all ain't gots to do it literally. I know white people be afraid of fire and shit, I know white people fear fire. See us black folk, we like fire, 'cause we all be like livin' tribal in the Unga Bungas, in Africa and shit. We be usin' fire to keep tigers away and shit! Tigers, man, damn. Tigers be racists and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I feel you, man. I'm part [[Cherokee]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, y'all got- Oh, dog, y'all part Cherokee? Y'all be part a them-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Them red niggas and shit? Sheeeit, I feel that, dog, I ain't know that about you. Sheeeeeit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, [[Wikipedia:Trail of Tears|Trail of Tears]] is in my history.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talking over Chris''] What [[Wikipedia:Native American gaming|casino]] you from?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... I'm sorry, I didn't understand that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit, all them Red Niggas, they be up in them casinos and shit. Ain't that right, dog? What casino you from? From that casino tribe-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah sound like a-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; From the Blackjack tribe? Whitejack tribe? The... Poker tribe? The Hold 'Em tribe? You from them-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That just-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ain't got no tribes, y'all feelin' what I'm gettin' at.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I fe- Yeah I feel you, man, that's a- That's just a dang old stereotype, I'm not like one- I am not a Casino Ownah. I ain't no rich man. I mean, I di- I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all be unemployed and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all ain't be no Casino Nigga and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I ain't no Casi- I- I ain't no Casino Nigga. I mean, we be-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; See-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, my background, we be of the real- We be of the real Cherokee. From the Trail of Tears and all that. That's from my history.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; See dog, this be a perfect example of the injustice and inservitude and ingratuity of American history and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; See, the red niggas, they be all like, the casino niggas and shit. And then, you come along, and you ain't be... You ain't be havin' no job in no casino, you ain't be havin' no job and shit. You all just be, sittin' on your couch and shit, jobless. And that totally defies the stereotype of the common red nigga, see? So them sterotypes, they be bullshit, 'cause everyone knows your red niggas, they all be hard-workin' and [[Alcohol|sober]] and shit. Ain't no stereotypes say otherwise. I hear there is, I'll eat my hat I tell you what. Sheeeeit. Fuck. Anyway, dog, where we at- I be waxin philosophimorical again. Sheeit. We be talkin 'bout- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, dog, it comin' back to me. What y'all gonna be doin' to win Jackie, y'all gonna be ''metaphorically'' burnin' your PS Triple and shit. That be right, dog? Is that what y'all gonna do? I be wishin you luck, dog, I be wishin' you luck. I be wishin' you luck and shit, man. Y'know, I'll be ramroddin' Jackie every night and every day, but I respect you, like my nigga. You're my bro and shit. And I want you to get what you deserve and shit. You feelin' me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I feel ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So y'all gonna be gettin' rid a that PS Triple and shit. [''long pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
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===A Tale of Two PS Triples (1:07:50 - 1:17:45)===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah [[Slow-in-the-minds|my mind be slow]]] and I be uncertain of... everything here. And I definitely... I definitely feel ya and I'm not gonna say that I'm better than you, I'm not gonna say no- I'm not gonna say that. I mean you be- I mean you are- You be a big man, you burned all your boats, dog. I tell you what. But I mean- I spend my mo- I spend my money, I ain't gonna get that much back. I ain't gonna- I ain't gonna just kill it all by burning the dang PS3 because I already di- I pretty much essentially did that. By, uh... Like, [[The MovingFoward videos|pretty much dismantling the previous one I had]], [[ItIsFinished.MOV|and then just running it over]] with [[Son-Chu|my car]], there be videos on the [[YouTube]] about that. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo, yo, dog, I saw that shit, you just- You destructicated your PS Triple, and then you get a new one back like a day later and shit. Why y'all go get a new PS Triple and shit, dog? Why destroy it in the first place?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I tried to destroy it, dog, because... Them tr- Because, them trolls, and Jackie knew about it as well, they be offering NINE THOUSAND dollars for footage of the destruction of that PS Triple. And my- And Jackie thought like, you know, I give them th- I give them the footage and the real deal- I give them the real deal footage and what-not, they give- They, the trolls, they- THE troll, he be givin' me back the- He be givin' me that money, I be buyin' me a new PS Triple, she be cool with that, but then it don't happen, he- He fall back on his word, he don't do it, even though there were plans of meetings and what-not, it didn't happen, there was no money! I was-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where y'all get that money then? If there be no money, where y'all get that new PS Triple and shit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah that be from my-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I know all white folks be rich and shit, like at least moderately so and shit, but shiiit, you got that kinda cash around, you got that 'fetti? Where you get the money to buy that second PS Triple? That be like yo' Double PS Triple. Or yo' PS Double-Triple, if you will. Sheeeit. PS Triple-Double and shit. Where y'all get the money for that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that be where I sold the, uh, past- The older game consoles that I've hoarded over the years. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So y'all go and destroy yo' PS Triple... Then like a day later y'all go and sell like every other game you got... So you can buy back... A PS Triple? [''pause''] Shit ain't gangsta, dog, why you be doin' that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It does a lot more than games, dog! Does movies, does music, does pictures! Does the Internet! I mean pretty much at this time, the only way that I'd be able to access my e-mail, and send and receive, from Jackie and everybody el- From everybody.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why ain't y'all buy a new computer?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because damn computer expensive. I mean if I had known that was gonna happen I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; PS Triple be expensive, dog!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If I had known that was gonna have happened... I mean it happened at months- It happened- Just happened a month before- A whole month before my computer decided to go and do what it did to me, and become practically unusable and considerably deaaaaad.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yo dog, ain't y'all computer be all broken and shit for a long time, though? Ain't you know you need a replacement and shit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, because-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Jackie be tellin' me that she heard some... Some call where you talked to that Alec Benson Nigga guy. I don't know this guy. You talked to him, and he be askin' you why you ain't do somethin' with your computer. I ain't know what. Why you ain't interneting or somethin'. Us black folk, we ain't know this Internet. He ask you that, why you ain't doin' this, and you said your computer be busted and shit. You tell him the same thing you tell Jackie like a year later. Why you ain't replace the computer in all that time, though? Y'all know the computer be busted, but y'all go and buy a PS Triple.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because the computer was working for me. It wasn't as busted as it was- As it had become a month later.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But y'all didn't think ahead and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all knew the computer was on its last legs and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, my- Yeah, my bad, I did not think ahead. I thought things'd be cool, but then it turned out they weren't. It... Damn whole buncha twist of fate and everything. Be all up my ass.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nigga, nigga, nigga, let me give you a metaphorical illusion, if I will, if I may, if you will. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now, picture your computer like... Like a twenty-nine-year-old nigga and shit. A'ight, now your computer be like a twenty-nine-year-old nigga. You know what kinda life expectancy a twenty-nine-year-old have on the streets? Zero point zero-zero-zero-four percent, to the power of twelve, to the oneth power. That shit be low and shit. So your computer, in a metaphorical sense, be like a nigga who be facin' his be three-oh and shit. And that nigga gonna get capped and shit, dog! Sheeeeeit. Ain't gonna be no fake gun bringin' up in the Starbucks next time. Nigga gonna get capped. Streets be a lottery and shit, dog. So that computer, y'all know that computer be like a twenty-nine-year-old nigga. See, that computer be functionating and pre-vericating and shit. Just like that twenty-nine-year-old nigga be, in the prime of his life with them ripplin' muscles and shit. But a cap gonna come outta mid air, and shot yo' fuckin' computer in the back of the head when he in line at the [[Wikipedia:Popeyes Chicken &amp;amp; Biscuits|Popeye's Chicken]]. And that be all she wrote, nigga. That be all she wrote. Ain't no [[Wikipedia:Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman|Dr. Quinn]] gonna save this nigga up in here, I tell ya what. Sheeeeeit. So that computer be on its last life, and y'all, y'all know that even though it fuctionin' fine today, that computer get a cap in its ass tomorrow. God gonna fire a cap in that computer's ass. And y'all be knowin' that, but y'all ain't replacin' that, but then y'all PS Triple die, because you killed it. You be murderin' that PS Triple, you be murderin' it in cold blood, like, like it be a nigga what wronged you, what didn't pay you your drug money and shit. So you kill that PS Triple, and then you all go and buy a new PS Triple the next day. But you got your computer here, which need to be replaced, your computer which you use to talk to Jackie. But you can't talk to Jackie no more. You just play your games. Y'all be feelin' me, dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I be feelin' ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you see, dog, see Jackie be mad because y'all- Y'all be takin' playin' vidya games over talkin' to a real life woman. Sheeeit. I feel her pain and shit. I feel her commissary and commissaratin' and shit. Ain't no PS Triple what got no poontang, I tell ya what. Sheeeeeeeit. Damn! So why y'all... Why y'all pick a PS Triple, over my Jackie Triple? Why y'all be doin' that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Well... ''(Pause for stress)'' Now look, okay dog, I can- Uh... I will still be able to talk to Jacke through the email with the PS Triple, anyway... With the- AIM, uh... Anyway, I- Anyway, I be gettin' a new computer soon enough, and I be back to- I'll be able to talk to Jackie through AIM if, y'know, she'd be willing to. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But lemme ax you, dog. Now, your PS Triple be gone, and &amp;quot;soon enough&amp;quot; means, like, a day. But, your computer, you means of communication with Jackie and shit, that be gone, but &amp;quot;soon enough&amp;quot;, that amount to like months and shit. That be like the whole trimester of a pregnancy what pass by and shit. Shit, I ain't even let this much time pass by before I evacuated that fetus in her belly. Sheeeeeeeit. That be a bigger decision than any PS Triple, I tell you what.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Hmm...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why y'all go and replace the PS Triple, even though Jackie don't want you to have that addiction?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' It's an addiction that I will be able to... get over easily enough... when I actually have the woman nearby me. Why-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all be- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If I- Yeah, you know, I be havin' me- I'll be havin' the woman next to me, and I'd be treatin' her right, I'd be investing more time into her... Right next to me, instead of bein' over the Internet, because I ain't got no power over the Internet, really, Internet just don't work, I- I'm scared to go on the Internet, really, because of the damn trolls, it's real life and- It's real life or bust for me, dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But... But dog, okay, dog, I be feelin' that. Them Internets, they be a scary place and shit, especially for a nigga. Sheeeeit. Ain't no fourth dimension and shit up on that Internet what no nigga like myself gonna walk up into, you feelin' me? Sheeit. Shit like a minefield and shit. Damn, dog. But Jackie, see, Jackie, she be all like, &amp;quot;Chris, I know you know I want you gettin' rid a that PS Triple and shit. Shit be like a black hole of addiction and shit, suckin' up your life.&amp;quot; And see, what I don't get is why y'all ain't gettin' rid a that PS Triple, because that shit is no good for you. And you gettin' rid a that shit, even if Jackie ain't exist and shit, even if Jackie ain't up on my dick and shit, then you get rid of that PS Triple... You a born-again man. You a new man for gettin' rid a that shit. See, I burned my boats and shit before I even called Jackie, because I knew even if Jackie be all rejectin' me and shit, I'd be a new man for gettin' ridda my addiction. I be a strong man and shit. Show me your strength, nigga. Y'all be feelin' me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I feel you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Word, dawg. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Downtism (1:17:45 - 1:23:05)===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... Uhh, alright listen, we be havin' a cool conversation, it's been good, um... Let me, uh, talk- Let me talk to Jackie for a little while.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Let's see if that bitch be around. ''(Pretends to walk around)'' Yo bitch! Bitch, where you be at?! Now hold on, dog. Sheeeeit, where that bitch at? Hold on... Checkin' the kitchen and shit. Fuck, meatloaf only half-done and shit. Bitch can't even make a meatloaf and shit and steak and shit at the same time? Damn. Used up bitch, poontang and shit. What the- oh, the fuck that smell be? Aw, fuck- Bitch, I told you not to go to that [[Taco Bell]] and shit no more! Shit ain't gangsta! Sheeeit. ''(Back to Chris)'' Bitch be all like, makin' number two and shit right now, she ain't comin' out for a whiiile, let me tell ya that shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-ohhhh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sheeeit, dawg.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That be- I hear you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; See now dog, y'all got to feel my pain and shit. See y'all just be hearin' about it, I gots to smell it and shit. Damn!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I hear ya- I get it, I- I can- I hear you, be all-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all know how strong the sense of smell on a nigga is? Y'all be a white nigga and shit, I be a black nigga. See us wide nostrils, we smell like three times what you smell and shit. See, my nostrils, that be like my PS Triple because it's triple the smell power of your... Your thin, white nostrils. Shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well I hear you, dog, I know what- I know what crap smells like and how it comes out. ''(Clears throat)'' Excuse me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So why y'all ain't gonna get rid a that PS Triple for Jackie and shit? That be, that be my... confuzzlation and shit. ''(Pause)'' See, dog, y'all be like... Lemme put it how I see it, and then I'll wait for yo' responsification. See, all I see, is y'all be saying that y'all ain't gettin' rid a that PS Triple 'til Jackie be by your side and shit. See y'all be wantin' Jackie to be like, watchin' you, and to be like, houndin' you, and to ''substitutionalize'' for that PS Triple and shit. But y'all ain't wanna be gettin' rid a that shit just for yo' own damn self. ''(Pause)'' You feelin' me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I feel you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, dog. Righteous. Righteous and shit. See Jackie, Jackie be feelin' all hurt and shit 'cause y'all ain't wanna improve yourself. Y'all know how fleetin' life is and shit, nigga? Life be fleetin' and shit, even for a white nigga. White nigga can expect to live past 30. Black man can't, but a white man can.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm. Yeah. ''(Pause)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So why y'all ain't improvin' yourself, dog? ''(Pause)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; To be honest, I- I really- To be honest... I just don't know. ''(Pause)'' It's pretty much, you know, I had my- My mind is so slow, and... It be- I just be fear of change, and... It just hard- It's just hard for- It's just really hard for me and my... Mental- And my mental capacity to... To go through a whole bunch of change so quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, I see, cuz a that [[Autism|Downtism]] and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No it-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I feel you, dog, I feel you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sheeeeeit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The- It- Not Down syndrome, ''autism''. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, the Downtism. That be what I- Yeah. Shit. Anyway, dog, so what y'all sayin' is, ya got ya vidya games, and Jackie, she be like a woman, with the poontang and shit, and a meatloaf and steak dinner, and y'all be afraid of that. Y'all stick wit' your video games, cuz that all ain't makes you afraid like a woman do.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What- NO. I'm not- I am not afraid of a- I am not afraid of a woman.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'all be like, y'all ain't wanna give up PS Triple for a woman though. ''(Awkward pause)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Chris grunts. It's safe to speculate that he has shit himself by this point.)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Sigh)'', lemme think. ''(Chris thinks for like 30 seconds)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nigga you gruntin' or some shit. Shit, dog, y'all be at Taco Bell and shit too, like my Jackie?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Umm... No, I- I did not go to Taco Bell today. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit, what you eat, dog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I had- I had me a- I had me a [[McDonald's|fish fillet]] tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shit... ain't no nigga be eatin' no fish. Y'all know us niggas be afraid of water and shit. Why y'all be gruntin', dog? Shit not be settlin' in your stomach and shit? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Hm. ''(Long pause)'' I'unno.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remember Kenan &amp;amp; Kel? That was a fun show. (1:23:05 - 1:28:08)===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So dog, a'ight, a'ight, let's get back, let's get back. Why y'all... Y'all say you ain't afraid of no woman, and y'all want a woman, but... But yo' actions, and even what you just say to me now, show that you want a vidya game more than a woman. I GUESS I feel that shit, y'know what- I lost my virginity at the age of ten and a half. And ever since then I be all up in the poon tang. I be like a poon hound and shit. See I ain't play no vidya games since like, Atari, and shit. Shit be old school.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Back then everything black and white, not just race politics, see? Y'feelin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I feel you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you know, dog, my first time be scary and shit, I only make that bitch cum like two and a half times. See I be all performance anxiety and shit, but I got through it. Y'all gots to be a MAN and shit. Man up. Y'all gots- Y'all be a man? Or y'all be a boy. What y'all be? ''(Pause while Chris decides)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I be a man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; See dog, see what I'm feelin', and rightfully, righteously, ''rightatiously'' I should not be tellin' you this, because this hurts my chances and shit. But I will tell you in the interest of bros before hos, that if you got rid of that PS Triple, you got rid of it and you never buy another one, Jackie'd probably kick my black ass out the door and shit. You get rid a that PS Triple, I be out on the street, and Jackie be on your doorstep first thing tomorrow morning and shit. That's all the bitch talk about when she talk about you, is the PS Triple. &amp;quot;PS Triple this, PS Triple that.&amp;quot; Well sometimes she talked about the lies and shit too, but mostly the PS Triple. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah... I hear ya, it's- It's a lot. Alright, well- Listen, it's a bit late, and uh... I wanna be gettin' me a good night's- I wanna be gettin' me a good night's sleep. Cuz, you know, gonna be another day tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, dog, a'ight, I feel you. Yo, yo, dog, yo dog. You know what I'm doin' right now? Now what I'm doin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Holdin' up my fist, dog. Solidarity! Peace, dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sheeeit. So y'all got your vidya games, Jackie- She be all up in that toilet, like another hour or two, shit... I'll tell her to wipe her ass and them come jump on my dick and shit. I'll be like all up in that poontang. Yo, I'll write you an email and shit, tell you all about that poon tang. And you write me an email tellin' me about y'all video games, that way we can exchange and learn from each other's culture, see 'cause I- I be like with a woman and shit, and I can tell you what that be like. And you be playin' vidya games, which I ain't familiar with, and then tell me what it be like to just be playin' video games in your room all day. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(Pause, not getting it)'' Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; See, we each have our diferent priorities. See, you want your video games and I want Jackie. I wanna be with Jackie. See dog- Dawg, dawg, dawg, now... I'll let you go soon, I'll let you go soon, cuz I know you tired and shit. I know white people like to go to bed before midnight. But let me ax you something, one more question real quick. I be your nigga and shit, you be my nigga. Y'all be honest and straightforward with me. Now-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I be honest and straightforward.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, a'ight, now y'all be sayin' to Jackie that you want Jackie and shit. Y'all be sayin' to everyone out there that you want Jackie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; More than anything. But the situation-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I want Jackie more than anything.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The situation be like, you ain't givin' up no vidya games for her. Y'all just want your vidya game. So you can tell me, bro. Tell me, my nigga... Y'all really want Jackie or not? Or do y'all want your vidya games more than you actually want Jackie, if you want Jackie? You can be honest with me now-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I want Jackie- I want Jackie and I want to be able to keep my video games.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sheeeeit, dog, that ain't always an option. Can't have your cake and eat it too. Or as we say in nigga culture, &amp;quot;Can't have your [[Wikipedia:Grape soda|grape soda]] and drink it too.&amp;quot; Cuz see, black people don't eat cake. It's that devil food, it-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I like- I like [[Wikipedia:Orange soft drink|orange soda]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, yeah, orange soda. That be what white people drink.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You remember [[Wikipedia:Kenan &amp;amp; Kel|''Kenan &amp;amp; Kel'']]? That was a funny sh- That was a fun show.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who the fuck Kenan &amp;amp; Kel? That the nigga that owe me money? You tell that fuckin' nigga to give me my fifteen dolla'! You see that nigga? Sheeeit, fake nigga if ever there was one. Damn.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I- I'm talking about the show that was on [[Wikipedia:Nickelodeon (TV channel)|Nickelodeon]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nickel-lo... What the fuck do that be? That be one of them [[Wikipedia:Nickelodeon (movie theater)|nickel and dime theaters]] from the [[1920s]] and shit? Fuckin' [[Wikipedia:Flapper|flappers]] and shit, [[Homos|women with short hair]]? Sheeeeeeit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yea- Alright, well I'll let you- Alright, well I'll let you go, it's been- It's been cool hangin' with ya. You my nigga- ''(Lars talks over Chris)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A'ight, dog, I'll talk to you soon. I'll talk to you soon, I'ma go fuck Jackie now. I'll talk to you soon, dog, we'll be in touch and shit. Nice meetin' you and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Yeah, alright.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Lars:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Goodnight, dawg.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Goodnight.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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		<title>Rocky Shoemaker call</title>
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On 8 [[December 2011]], a [[troll]] called [[Rocky Shoemaker]] and pretended to be a court-appointed psychiatrist named &amp;quot;'''Dr. Perron'''.&amp;quot; In the process, &amp;quot;Perron&amp;quot; managed to get a variety of details about the Chandlers' living conditions from her. The troll's use of that name is a reference to a separate [http://soundboardprankcalls.wikia.com/wiki/Chris_the_Hacker multi-year saga].&lt;br /&gt;
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It is revealed that there is a severe bug infestation at [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]], which might explain why he was &amp;quot;[[Voicemail greeting#6 December 2011|sick]].&amp;quot; The call also reveals that [[Bob]] was originally hospitalized and quarantined for &amp;quot;bug bites&amp;quot; before he died. Doctor Perron advises Ms. Shoemaker to convince Barb and Chris to move out of the property whilst the trial goes on and that perhaps Ms. Shoemaker could find them a temporary home within the church outreach program whilst Doctor Perron arranges a fumigation of the property.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Rocky Shoemaker Call&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|DNMN1mmZAno}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 8 December 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Rocky Shoemaker]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Game Place}} Game Place Saga&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
''(phone ringing) ''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Hello?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Good afternoon, uh, is this, uh, Ms. Shoemaker?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I... I beg your pardon?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh, is this, uh, Ms. or Mrs., uh, Shoemaker?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh, thank you. Um, yes, uh, I, my name is, uh, Dr. Perron. I was appointed by the court to, uh, give an assessment of Chris' mental [[health]]. Have you been aware of all... any of this?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh, no, I don't have any authorization to talk to anybody about this.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Oh, well, he suggested that we give you a call. You've been his pastoral counselor for some time.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yeah, but I would have to see something in writing, uh, simply because I have been getting a lot of [[Prank calls|unauthorized phone calls]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: From the court, or from this office?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: From, from, from...people claiming to be part of all this.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Well, um... sorry... did you say, did you say that...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: So...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ...did you say that you have received a call from this number before? Because, I did ask my secretary to try and reach you if she could. But that may have been her.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I, I, I don't, I, I, I...your number is listed as unknown, so I have no idea what your number is.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Oh, well, I'm calling from Virginia. Um, oh...*[[sigh]]*...well, uh, I suppose if there are security purposes...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: If you could...if you could fax an authorization, I'd be very happy to talk with you.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Certainly, do you have a fax number?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Or if you could, or if you could, or if you could go through, uh, the lawyer, Robert Bell, uh, he would certainly authorize it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Well, I've already spoken to Mr. Bell, and he's, uh, he gave me a list of numbers, of people that Christian recommended that we should get in touch with to, uh, come through some kind of assessment process, and uh, you're on top of the list.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Okay...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Have you spoken with...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: That, that, that would be, that would be fine...I, I would just either have to have something in writing or I'd have to hear something from Mr. Bell himself. And that's just to protect Christian, um, because I've had police reports filed over the past two years around all of this, because of misuse of my phone.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Well, uh, yes, I was...I was made aware of everything that had been happening. Uh...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yeah.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: What if this was previous to the, uh, to [[28 October 2011|the current case]]?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yeah, yeah. I could understand that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: This is what we were trying to do. We were attempting to get a kind of, uh, historical perspective on everything that had been going on. But, um, It's been very difficult, uh...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Right. That makes perfect sense and I would be very happy to help with it. But, I, I do need to have some authorization.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Well, uh, I shall be meeting with Christian in uh, in, uh, Branchland Court uh, on the...hold on a second...either the tenth or the eleventh...hold on...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Mm-hmm.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Oh, yes, it would be the tenth. Uh, yeah, so we should be up there on the tenth. Uh, eleven o'clock in the morning? Uh, we just wanted to meet with Christian...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh-huh.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ...um, I suppose, if you wanted to, uh, to have some kind of introduction, face to face, I assume Mr. Bell will be there as well, I suppose if you want to come along to that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: That, that, that would be fine. This is on the tenth, that is...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: On Saturday.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: What day of the week is...pardon?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: That would be on Saturday. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh, day after tomorrow.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: At what time?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh, is it, uh, ten or...hold on a second...yes, it was eleven o'clock. In the morning.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Eleven o'clock?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh-huh. I...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I assume...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I...I could do that at eleven.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: All right, I assume you know the way down there. *chuckle*&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh, this is...would be in Mr. Bell's office?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: No, this would be in, uh... Christian's home, uh...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Where?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ...Christian's home, on uh, [[14 Branchland Court]]. He, uh, well I don't know, he, uh, requested that we, uh, liaise there and, uh, Mr. Bell seems to have gone along with it. It's, uh, a little unorthodox, but uh, we wouldn't mind seeing him inside his, uh...inside his home. To get a kind of sense of everything that had been going on...from him and [[Barb|his mother]] as well.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Where...okay, uh...let me write down the, the address again.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: It's, uh, 14 Branchland Court. It's, uh, Christian's home address.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Oh! He is meeting you at his home?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Um...hm! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Like I said, it was a little unorthodox...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: That, that...it, it...it not only would be unorthodox but I think you'll have a very difficult time work...getting anything done in that home...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Well, how...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ...simply because...um...w-uh, because, I, of things I know about the conditions of the home. Uh...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Well, this is...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: That is, is not... (''man in background mumbling &amp;quot;not okay&amp;quot;'') it's not going to be a good place to meet.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Well, they...this is again, why...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Um...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with even, uh, seeing the address itself, to get another kind of understanding of the perspective from, uh, Christian's angle. Um...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Mm-hmm.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: At least, at least that was, the uh, the silver cloud of the lining that I was taking away from it. Um, like I said, it is rather unorthodox, but Christian requested it. And, uh, it may be, uh...prudent, I think...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: They...they, um, are having an infestation problem in that home.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Oh, really?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: And, yeah. And, and, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|the health department]] has already visited there, and...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Oh, my goodness.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: It...would probably not be a real wise place for you to go.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Are they still, are they still living there, or have they taken up alternate accommodation? Because, according to, uh, Mr. Bell and Christian, they were still living there...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: No. Yeah, they are still living there.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: With an infestation, in Christian's condition?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Mm-hmm!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Well, that shouldn't...that shouldn't be at all. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh, no. No it shouldn't, and, uh, the social services and the health department have, have been a part of that. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Have you, have you spoken with social services yourself? Because we uh, we've yet to speak with them.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I, I have not...uh, I have spoken with health department people.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes. I, I understood that you were sort of, um, uh, a personal assistant almost, and uh, as well as a counselor to Christian, you've accompanied him to several things before, so...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes. Yes. Yes I have.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Mm.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Absolutely, and I will be very happy to, to assist in, in whatever way I can.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I'm, I... I'm not happy to hear about this infestation problem, uh, especially with Christian the way he is. Is there, is there any chance you could, uh, sort out some kind of alternate accommodation? Do you, have that kind of services at your disposal?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Um... certainly you could meet at the church.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: No, I meant... for actual accommodation for Christian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Oh, uh... that... that, that has to be, has to be handled through...uh...he's, he's not requesting anything alter-alternate. And any decisions like that have to come through social services, and that has been a long history as well.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: That's-that's...that's why I was recommending...perhaps, if you had a sort of, um, a sort of church outreach program where you could offer temporary accommodation just until the trial's finished with, maybe Christian would be willing to go along with that. 'Cause, I, um... I understand that he doesn't want to move from his residence, but I also understand the infestation's a very bad thing at the moment. Especially with everything that's going on, so... we might want to recommend something that...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh, well, this has been, has been, has been a situation ongoing over... many months. And, um, uh, Christian, Christian seems to feel that he has stayed away from it. Uh, but that requires him to stay just in one room...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: The infestation.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Um... and, uh, heal-health services have, have talked with the family. Uh, so, it-it simply, uh, we have, we have always met with the family at the church or at the lawyer's, or with Christian somewhere wi-...in town. They have never wanted us to come to the house...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: No, I can't understand...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: And... and, uh, I-I don't think Christian would be comfortable with me coming there.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Well, he-he did request, well I, I assume he requested that you would be there as well, but he did ask me to come down there to the residence. I don't really know what that's about now, or if Mr. Bell's going to be there or not.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yeah... uh, I, I would...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Personally, personally...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I would be happy to talk with him...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Personally, I have no problem going down there myself...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ... and, and see if I can... pardon?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I said, personally I have no problem going down there myself, I'm sure, I've seen far worse places... whatever kind of, infestations are going on. Um, but I was kind of hoping that we could have counted on your support to come along. If only, to sort of...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Um...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ...to sort of handle the introductions in a personal way, with someone that Christian already knows.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Mm...yeah. Uh...let me, let me talk with Christian and see if the same thing could be done at the church.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: All right. I'll tell you what, I'll uh... I'll ask [[Allison Amber|my secretary]] to give you a call back, and we'll try and go from there.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Okay.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: All right, should be about... in an hour or two.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Okay...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I've got to, uh...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Can I have your name again, please?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh, this is Dr. Perron. P-E-double R-O-N.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ....Doctor...Perron?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: P-Perron. P-E-double R-O-N.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh-huh.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Okay, and...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I'm all set to give you a call back, and hopefully we can figure out what's going on before, uh, before Saturday.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yeah, yeah, uh....let me, let me call Christian and, and see...I-I just...I would have, working on a...on a family systems and on a pastoral counseling psychological basis...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Right.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I-I would not think that that would be a good place to do the interview. Uh, they're going to be defensive. They're going to be trying to...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Christian...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ...protect you from...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ...uh, the nurses that went out there found that a very difficult place to try to work with them.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Well, even so...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Um...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: It...it would make sense though, in order to just, to gain that kind of persepective and see things from Christian's angle a little more. I-I-I do understand what you're saying about trying to put it in a, uh, a neutral environment, but, uh...I'm not too sure now. I wasn't aware that it's as bad as you say it was.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I have not been there, and I do not know...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Oh.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: But... um, except from what the nurses have said.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh, which nurses were these?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Public health... nurses.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: And how long ago was that? Was that... was that fairly recent?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: That, that was, uh... around the time of his father's death, his father's death. They were out there because of...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I have no idea...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ...patient discharge procedures and such...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: All that would have been about, um two or three months ago, I think. So yes, that is recent.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: And, and, he was... he was, while he was in the hospital, under [[Wikipedia:Quarantine|quarantine]] because of it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Christian was?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: No, Christian's father.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Oh, oh. So he, he's, he contracted something from the... from the infestation?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: He, he had...had, bug bites all over him.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Oh, gee. Good God. Well that's...all right, uh, Miss, uh Mis-is it Miss or Mrs. Shoemaker?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: M-M-Miss Shoemaker. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Miss Shoemaker.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Miss Shoemaker.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Um, I, I...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: It's Reverend Shoemaker, actually.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I'm sorry?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I-I said actually, I-I... officially, it's Reverend Shoemaker.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Oh, Reverend-I didn't realize. Okay, um...all right, I think the best way to proceed, if you could, um, if you could speak with your church outreach group, if you could find some kind of temporary accommodation for Christian and his mother... uh, just until the, uh, the court case is over...we can, perhaps, see if we can get the state to fund a cleanup or something in the property. Because that's quite horrendous. And I think we can do something about it. We should... so, if you could find some kind of temporary accommodation for them, uh...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Um...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ...preferably within the church, because I can understand they wouldn't want to go with, uh, outside strangers... uh, I quite understand.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I... really doubt that they would receive that offer at all. They have not, they have not received help from social services.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Well, you could understand why it would be in Christian's best interest if you could do that, because if he was to go to the court and if they were to present an assessment with, that he was living in such conditions along with his mother... then it would not fare well at all...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Mm-hmm.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ...and they would perhaps be completely evicted from the property. And that wouldn't be in their interests even in the least.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yeah. Um...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I'm not, I'm not asking you to do this, but I-I think it would be a, uh, wise thing to do.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: I-I-I can see, I can see your point and I'll certainly talk with Mr. Bell, about...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: ...about whether he would rather see Christian in such a situation. Um...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: It, it, i-i-it wouldn't be permanent, it would only have to be temporary, just until the trial is, uh, done with and we could perhaps fund a, cleanup, while they were in there, they wouldn't have to end up back for that...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Mm-hmm.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: So, perhaps we could do that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Mm-hmm.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Anyway, I do have to be going off, but if you could call this week with Christian, and I'll try to have somebody, uh, or possibly myself calling back in about, uh...two hours. Okay?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: About...how many hours?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: About, uh, two hours.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: About two hours... from now?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Yes, uh, are you going to be there? *laugh* -to be up?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Uh, yeah, yeah. I'll be up until eleven, so yes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Okay. Yeah, I'm sorry 'bout that. Um... all right, I've got to be getting off, but thank you very much for speaking.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#3300FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Shoemaker'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Okay.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Okay, thank you. Goodbye.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''(Skype hangup sound)''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Doctor Perron'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Goddamn. *[[sigh]]s* I was not expecting ANY of that. (''typing'')&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://db.tt/ZBuaCy32 Mirror of audio]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNMN1mmZAno YouTube upload]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9''' is the ninth call between Chris and Alec, which took place 25 February 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
The call begins with [[Alec]] asking [[Chris]] how his birthday was and then asking about his reasoning behind the recent disturbing developments in [[Sonichu 10]]. Alec points out some notable [[hypocrisy]] in regards to Chris's use of [[Chris and anger|violence]] in issue 10, given that Chris has criticized the [[Asperchu]] and Sonichu Revolution comics for using a lot of violence. Alec goes on to call out Chris for trying to weasel out of the conditions he had agreed to in earlier phone calls and telling him off for not listening to him...again.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris defends his actions with the always amazing excuse that &amp;quot;he was still filled with anger,&amp;quot; which, you know, totally makes everything O.K. Alec also points out that &amp;quot;apologizing&amp;quot; is not quite equal to &amp;quot;violently murdering the people you wronged in your shitty comic.&amp;quot; The two argue about the issue of [[Simonla]], and the fact that Chris didn't exactly kill her in the manner promised AND introduced the character &amp;quot;Sandy&amp;quot;, Simonla's daughter, defeating the entire purpose of eliminating Simonla. They discuss [[copyright]] and Chris's misunderstanding of the concept, in addition to Chris's massive [[ego]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris-chan's Love Day is brought up. Chris denies ripping off ''Independence Day'' and claims that trying to make his own birthday a national holiday isn't completely unreasonable in any way, shape or form. Chris states that the Mexican Flag Day (which is coincidentally the same day as his birthday) &amp;quot;could be better,&amp;quot; which implies that it &amp;quot;could be better&amp;quot; by celebrating his birthday on a national level AND he says that there should be a second day in addition to Valentine's Day to celebrate love and his birthday &amp;quot;just feels right.&amp;quot; When Alec mentions that he's definitely creating a dumb ass cover-up for wanting his own birthday to be a holiday, Chris dances around the question like a drunken retard ([[Alcohol|how fitting]]).   &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also admits he likes it when people kiss his ass, which has been [[Ego|kind of obvious]] for a long time. He then proves he knows nothing of Christianity ([[Religion|also obvious]]). Chris also admits he believes Simonla has always been his and tries to explain why it's not O.K. to [[parody]] a parody (it's as retarded as it sounds). In addition, Alec catches Chris in another [[lie]] about how many pages he had done. Chris blames the [[trolls]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The call appears to end with Chris hanging up mid-sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9 Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|_Ae7T05cIJQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 25 February 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = Current&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey Chris, it's Alec.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Hi, Alec. I was not...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, Happy birthday!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Annoyed''] I wasn't- okay, well I was not expecting you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Yeah, how was, how was your birthday today?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My birthday was yesterday, and it was, it was, it was good.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, oh, it was, it was yesterday?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I spent it with my family. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Well, yeah, I saw the pages you got uploaded today. Um, yeah... Uh... What's up with that trial, Chris? That was kinda like, that was kind of, uh, out of left field. That was... I didn't expect that at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, you drew, you drew, you, uh, drew me, you drew, you drew me in a set- in a setup of, uh, the, of uh, being beared false witness from uh, from your, from your parody of my Sonichu. In, uh, comparison of uh, that, of the [[Liquid Chris|other Chris]] being the real one and not me, which I was the real deal. And then you set me on fire. And then recently, you per-, you portrayed me getting my head getting chopped off with a sawblade! With gory detail!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, you didn't read that, that last page. Did you read the, um, the page? 'Cause, what happened there was, um, that was a picture of the real you in the comic, and I said, you know, like your head got chopped off but then you came right back and said &amp;quot;No, it's okay, we're just faking&amp;quot;. I didn't, your head didn't actually get chopped off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, it could maybe have more obvious.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, if you read the text it would have been obvious. You know.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It, there was a lot, there was text there, I mean, I spelled it out. I specifically had you say &amp;quot;Don't worry, this is fake!&amp;quot;, you know, &amp;quot;My head's not really chopped off. I'm fine.&amp;quot; You know, um, you accuse me of using, er, well, not accused, of using violence, I do use violence, that's true. But I was just kind of, uh... It seems kind of weird that your comic has suddenly taken a ''very'' gory turn. I mean, like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupting''] It's just, it's just, it's just [[Sonichu Special 4|one time]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;But you said violence is wrong, though. One time's...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupting again''] But I... Yeah, well, you, you, you did violence unto me, I was just returning the favor.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, revenge is okay, though? Chris, you said violence is wrong. You didn't say it's okay in the case of revenge. [''long pause''] And, I'm kinda, I'm kinda curious, why is this trial taking place? Like, why are Alec and Mao and me, er, Alec and Mao and uh, Evan and Sean, uh, why are we on trial?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''takes a smug tone''] Okay, let me see. The, uh, copy-, copycat, the whole bunch of copy-, copycat of practically everything from my, nearly everything from my books. Set me on fire, chopping my head off, false witness, and uh, oh yeah, how about wanting to kill Simonla Rosechu?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... Do you remember all the times we talked about Simonla? Where I explained to you that I wanted you to kill her because she's not your character, and Evan wanted her gone from your comic?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, you told me, you swore up and down to me that, that you understood the point I was trying to get across to you and that you understood what I...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupting yet again''] Yeah I did, yeah I did understand that. Yeah I-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Shutting Chris down''] Well, no! You're lying to me, Chris. You obviously didn't.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I did, I did...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Refusing to put up with Chris's bullshit excuses''] God Chris, I can't believe, I cannot believe you did this Chris. You, you know I thought that you were just, you know, kinda going &amp;quot;Yeah, uh-huh&amp;quot; just mouthing along and pretending to understand and saying what I wanted to hear to get me off the phone. And you know, I said that to you. I asked you, &amp;quot;Are you doing that?&amp;quot; And you said &amp;quot;No,&amp;quot; you said no. You, you promised you understood, you would comply, you believed what I was saying. But then this trial comes along and what you're telling me right now is apparently my words went in one ear and out the other with you. And you think that, that me and Evan did something wrong to you. You think that you have done nothing wrong? Do you seriously believe that we are, you know, antagonists and that you are just a saint here?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmmm. Let me think about that a moment. To ask my question best.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, while you're thinking about it, remember: Don't tell me the answer that you think I want to hear. Tell me what you really believe. That's the answer that I actually want to hear, is what you really believe.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Tense pause. Chris is watching South Park in the background.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, I'm looking at... Uh, the page here where you had like 10 people simultaneously electrocute me. Sonichu says [''wimpy voice''] &amp;quot;Oh I'm not gay!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris attempts to respond, Alec drowns him out.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, how many times, how many times did I tell... Okay, another thing, apparently, you didn't listen to. How many times did I tell you that I never portrayed Sonichu as gay? I explained clearly to you. Because you thought that he and Asperchu are gay, and I explained to you, &amp;quot;No, they're just, they were just hugging because they're friends, they're close friends.&amp;quot; And I thought that you understood that, but... Go ahead.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but like it'd be, but the portrayal could be misconstr-, construed, especially with the, uh, all the pink, all the pink-hearted drawings that you did...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you did misconstrue it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And the one, and the one where they were, the one where they were lying next to each other, in a bed situation...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, you did misconstrue it. That's true. And then you brought that up to me, and then I explained to you what it really meant. And now you apparently ignored that and just, you say, Sonichu says, &amp;quot;eeewww, you're portraying me as gay.&amp;quot; I'm not portraying Sonichu as gay. I've never done that. The only gay characters in my comic are Wild and Simonchu... Well, Simonchu's bisexual. And, uh, I think that's it right now, actually. Well, Mitch, Mitch is gay in my comic. Although I haven't shown him having a lover yet. You know, none of my fans misunderstood that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, not that it really matters, because the point is that you misunderstood it, you brought it up to me, and I explained it to you. I don't care that you misunderstood something, what I care about is that you apparently didn't even listen when I explained it to you. Because anybody can misunderstand something, but you brought it up to me, I explained it to you, and you made it sound like you did understand. But apparently you didn't.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Actually, I did understand, but I still had the anger and rage, I still had the anger against you. And I wanted to bear, I wanted to...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No! No. Why? Why would you have anger against me? If I explained...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; One, uh, one big reason is continuing the adverts, continuing the blasphemous advertisements on my CWCipedia against me. Those are like... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''shouting over Chris''] Oh, really? Hey, hey, hey, do you remember when I explained to you...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Especially, especially the ones declaring my birthday as Asperchu Day...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HEY! Chris. Chris! Do you remember when I explained to you last time that my ads are staying up there because you completely insulted me, and didn't respect what I wanted you to do in the apology video? But what you're saying me now is, you think that the ads are an attack on you. You're just completely forgetting what I told you before. Or maybe you're not forgetting it, maybe you're just choosing to disregard it. They were a direct consequence of your actions. You had the power to get rid of the ads and you did nothing. So how can you be mad at me for having the ads up? [''pause''] When I gave you several ways out, and you didn't take them?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, at least I, at least I, when, at least I went by your request and put, and hand-wrote all the apologies and everything, and killed Simonla.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, oh no. [[Sonichu 10#Forgiveness...?|You said that me and Mao and Sean and Evan killed Simonla]]. That's what your comic says. Apparently you didn't fulfill that part of the requirement either. Because I wanted you to kill her, but you accused me of killing her. And then you killed us in your comic. What kind of apology is that? When... Okay, an apology is when you do something wrong, you acknowledge it, and you make reparations to whoever was wronged. An apology is not where, um, you attack the person that you owe an apology to.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's like you said... It's like you handed me a bowl of ice cream, said, &amp;quot;Hey, here's some ice cream for you,&amp;quot; but then just as I reached out for it, you threw it on the ground. That's kind of what it feels like. Chris, do you remember last time, I told you that you were the one who drew the Voltorb? You were the one who killed Simonla. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah, well, requesting the death of one of my characters comes with a price.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, what was that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, and I had... I said request of the, request of the killing of one of my characters...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; NOT YOUR CHARACTER. Not, no, Simonla was not your character. She was Evan's.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but anyway, with all the writing, with all the writing...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Yeah, but anyway&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; With all the, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You said, &amp;quot;Yeah, but anyway.&amp;quot; Are you acknowledging that Simonla was not yours?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] I acknowledge that Simonla was not mine, but I did not...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You just, but, two minutes ago you said...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I did not care very much for all the anger and torments and that such abuse that I continued to get from Evan. Anger...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What, what abuse did you get from him?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Verbal, verbal abuse and...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like how?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In the Mailbag.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He sent you e-mails requesting you to stop using the character that was his.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then threatening me with, sic his lawyers on me...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Because you were committing illegal acts against him.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Anyway, the point is, Simonla is dead now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, no, the point is that, um, you apparently don't listen when I talk to you. That's my point. Right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Actually...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you believe that you are in the right, and everyone else is in the wrong. And you... Is that your TV going in the background? Do you ever turn your TV off when you talk to people on the phone? That might be kinda...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do turn my... Well, actually, I do turn the TV off sometimes. [''takes a self-righteous tone''] Alright, I'll turn it off now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, thank you, I appreciate that. Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Thank you for that. Um, who is is [[Sandy]], by the way? Sandy, like Simonla's daughter?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wild and Simonla's daughter. Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How can Simonla have a daughter when she's not supposed to exist in your comic? You know, Evan might get pissed about Sandy existing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, the, well, still, Sandy did not originate from Simonchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She kinda looks like, exactly like Simonla, but with, like, Lisa Simpson hair. She did originate from, she's like a clone of Simonla.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, she is not a clone of Simonla, she is a Ground-type rosechu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Isn't that what Simonla was? Do you even realize the point of getting rid of Simonla in the first place? It was because... Okay. Evan was mad about Simonla because Simonla was just a rip-off of Simonchu. And it looks like Sandy is a rip-off of Simonla, which by corollary makes her a rip-off of Simonchu as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''long pause''] I disagree with that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You can disagree all you want. Doesn't make it true. You can tell me the sky is orange as much as you want, it doesn't change the fact that the sky is blue. I mean, judges will agree with that one.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, actually, still, Sandy does have an origin that's definitely not, definitely not one that Simonla was from. Explained lately, it's based off of somebody's, some other character.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She originates from Simonla.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She actually, she actually was born as a rosey...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; From Simonla.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh, long pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, this probably doesn't matter a whole lot, I bet you're never going to use Sandy again. I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes I will! Because, because we need a constructor, we need, we need the main constructor in the city of CWCville, and Simonla was that, so now Sandy has to be the one who fills in Simonla's shoes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can't you just have, like, a construction crew? Like, you know, construction workers with vehicles? How can one person really do all the construction?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Simonla, Simonla was head builder, she did have a crew. And when you take out the leader the whole crew falls.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, don't you think that crew... You know, I'm sure she had, like, a second-in-command, alright. Don't you think that her crew might feel kind of insulted that, um, you have, like, a person who is a week old just take control? Inheriting the crew. So you, you've got a construction crew that runs, like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, she was, she's not, well, she's not, Sandy's not going to take the reins prematurely like that... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You just said that... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's going through heavy training.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why? So she's child labor?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, not child labor.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, she's like a week old, and you already had her assassinate people. I mean, that's...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The point of that was that they were revenged against Evan for having, for even thinking of killing off Simonla.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you killed Simonla.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I was forced, because I felt forced to by, between, by y'all.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's correct, we did force you to, because your refused to acknowledge that... Chris, what is copyright infringement? Give me your definition.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Copyright infringement...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. I'd like to hear your definition.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''another pause''] The misuse...of a character that originally belonged to somebody else.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh! Really.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Without their consent.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, now, how does that connect to Simonla? You misused, you misused Simonla because she rightfully belonged to someone else. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, still, even still, even Sonichu was originally mine, and I have a copy-, I have the copyright registration forms to prove that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So? What does that have to do with Simonla? You stole... Don't change the subject, Chris. You stole Simonchu and screwed around with him. Two wrongs make a right, is that, is that the case?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That is not the point I am trying to make.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, then, why do you...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That is fairly, that is fairly accurate though.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When we're talking about Simonla, why do you bring up Sonichu's copyright? What does that have to do with it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you drew him, because you drew him in your pages without my consent, and then, and then made him look like, look like a homosexual. Or appear as such.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why does what I... Why does anything that I do have anything at all to do with how you treat Evan and his property? Why do you want to punish one person for, for a wrong that you perceive another unrelated person doing?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not Evan. Evan is not me. Chris, do you... Okay, this... Goddammit, Chris, this is just like, remember when you were complaining about how, you know, the trolls and ED attack you, and you used that as an excuse for why you treat me like shit? Why do you think it's okay to treat some random person like shit just because you've been treated badly, by other people that aren't related?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, now, to correct you, it is not, I did not do it on a random person, quote unquote, I actually had reasons to do it against you and your crew.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I asked you why you stole something from Evan, which happened a long time ago, as I understand it, actually, well before I created Asperchu, and your response is that, you know, it's because of something I draw.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I'm just saying, that was...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If I remember right...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...why I did, why I didn't care for what you did very much, and that was what you did there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, when someone asks you a question, it's polite to respond with an answer that is relevant to the question. When I asked you why you think it's okay to steal Simonchu from Evan, please don't respond by going off on some unrelated tangent about how you don't like me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay? Now, if I remember right, on that Simonchu article, before you doctored it to make it look different, it said that it was like in August 2008 that you, quote unquote, created Simonla. That's a long time, that's over a year before I created Asperchu. I created Asperchu not even three months ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-kay. Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay? Okay what?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, let me think about that a moment so I can properly answer the question about the, uh... The quote unquote character theft.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know what, I don't really want to go over whether you think stealing Simonchu is right or wrong or not, because we've done that before, and you, you know, I was fooled, I thought that I had gotten some kind of response out of you, which turned out to be a complete lie. Because you, to this day, still believe that Simonla is yours and everyone else is evil. I just want to know why, why you think that you're perfect, and that everyone else who has a disagreement with you is automatically wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, to correct you, I never thought that I was perfect! I am imperfect, for a few reasons...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You still think that you're better than everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And one of which is definitely the high-functioning autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, what, what the hell does autism have to do with you being a bad person?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I was just saying, that's one reason why I'm not perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So if not for autism, you think you would be perfect? Do you really think autism is your only flaw? I don't think...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I have a lot of other flaws, I know that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I don't think autism... Of all of your flaws, I don't think autism...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But I'm just saying, I'm just saying that's, I'm just saying that is one of my flaws that makes me not perfect. I am not perfect, I never said that. I have never said that I was perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You imply it by suggesting that Evan and I are evil people who, who made you kill Simonla, because she was yours! Gah, okay, now I'm really pissed off, Chris. I'm mad at you. Because, why... How many years have you been pissing and moaning at people about your copyrights, your precious Sonichu copyrights? But you don't give a shit about Evan's copyright, or my copyright, or anyone else. You just take whatever you want, and you act like you're in the right by doing so. Why do you do that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. [''mumbles''] Why do I do that... [''long pause''] Hm. Mm. Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have no response, do you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm thinking! Can I think? Sometimes my mind's a little slow.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You've had, like, how many years of worrying about copyright?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I would think you would be a master of copyright law by now, considering how important it is to you. I would think you would know copyright laws backward and forward.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not as knowledgeable as a copyright lawyer.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, um... Let's change the subject a little bit. What's up with that, your [[Christian Love Day]] video?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because, because it was my birthday, I was just making a stand against the trolls. And the internet bullies.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What stand?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That I'm not gonna be let-, that I'm not going to be thrust down by the likes of which... And I'm going to continue on.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You... You kinda just... I recognized that speech you used, you just took that from ''Independence Day''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You took that speech from...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I did not take...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, that speech, that &amp;quot;We will not go down without a fight&amp;quot; speech, that was... That was lifted directly from, uh, ''Independence Day''. Remember that movie?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well... I remember that movie, I saw it only once, and I did not know that those, that those lines came from that, that speech was actually written by a friend of mine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you can't even write your own speech?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can write my own speech! But he, I let my friend do it for me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, why do you think that your birthday should be a holiday in the first place?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, it, well, once, when it is a, it is a holiday in Mexico. They should be equally important holidays in America.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's, okay, it's Mexican Flag Day. In Mexico. Mexico has, I dunno, what, like 40 million citizens, something like that? So, are you really saying that Mexican Flag Day is no more important than your birthday? Should 40 million Americans, or more, be celebrating your birthday?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not saying, I am not saying that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You said that your birthday should be of equal importance to Mexican Flag Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just saying... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I was wrong, I just, I just looked it up, Mexico is actually like 110 million people. I was way off. Okay, so, your birthday is more important than 110 million Mexicans.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I never said that. And I never said that anybody should celebrate my birthday on that day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, um, your first response when I asked you, like 90 seconds ago, I asked you, &amp;quot;Why should your birthday be a holiday?&amp;quot; And you said, &amp;quot;Well, it's a holiday in Mexico, therefore it should be of equal importance in America.&amp;quot; That is exactly what you said.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And it's what you're thinking. You think that, you think that Mexican Flag day is just, not even good enough, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, it can be better.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It can be better?! It's a day for 110 million Mexicans to celebrate the freedom of their country!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And that, and that celebration could be, celeb-, could be accepted in America.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, why? Why would Americans celebrate Mexico's history? Americans have the fourth of July, that's when we celebrate our history. We have Flag Day too, like June 16 I think?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's about, uh, I think that's about right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. So we already have a Flag Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But still, I mean, we have these, we have the, the Messicans in America.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I'm sure they can celebrate Flag Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. So, we should accept that and, and maybe celebrate as well in like a congratulatory way for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, then why wasn't your video, um, about Mexican Flag Day, instead of this made-up Christian Love Day?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My idea behind Christian Love Day is, like, the possibility of a second Valentine's Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's like 10 days after the real Valentine's Day. Why would we need another Valentine's so soon?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] It's like we need more, it's like we need more reminders to love and care about each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Valentine's Day is a Hallmark holiday, sponsored by corporations to sell shitty gift cards and disgusting fake sugar candies. It's not about love. It's just a stupid corporate holiday. If you want, if you want to really celebrate love, you can do it at any time. You don't need a holiday.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's to help us, help remind us to do so constant-, on a more constant basis.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, so why your birthday? Why your birthday, of all the days in the year, why would you choose your birthday for this particular holiday? Unless it was about celebrating yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because it feels right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What do you mean, &amp;quot;it feels right&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It feels like a good dr-, a good day to celebrate something.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah. Like Mexican Flag Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, Chris, just admit that you just want... You really think that you're so important, that you're so saintly and perfect, that you think your birthday should be a holiday. Just admit that to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I am not saintly or perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you think that you're such an important person that your birthday should be a holiday. Admit it. It's about your ego.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] Hm. I partially agree with you on that, but it's actually a lot more than just quote unquote ego.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What, what more could it be?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not sure right now because I cannot come up with the right, with the right ans-, with appropriate answer for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well then, well then you shouldn't be trying to create a holiday... Chris, you shouldn't really be trying to do anything until after you've come up with a logical reason to do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, I, okay well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Countless times, countless times I've asked you why you do things, and you fall back on, &amp;quot;I'm not sure, it felt right.&amp;quot; Or you use your emotions as an excuse, like when you brutally murdered me and Evan and Mao and Sean in your, in your sham mock trial. You know, [''mocking voice''] &amp;quot;because you were still angry about the ads!&amp;quot; Let's go back to that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And another thing...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What, what other thing?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What, how you portray me and my, and my electric hedgehogs, even in a parodic way, as a, as a, as definitely mentally retarded for one characteristic.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talking over Chris''] Chris, how many times have you...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then brutally killing, killing us off like you did...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You brutally killed me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then, and selling, and sexually expliciting us like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sexually ex-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where you said all that first.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, so that makes it okay for you to do anything? Chris, how many times... Okay, okay, you accuse me of making a parody, and I can't even begin to count the number of times I told you Asperchu's not a parody, but you accuse me of making a parody like it's such an evil thing, um, how many times have you fallen back on describing Sonichu as a parody of Sonic and Pikachu, when people ask you? And when you do it, it's a good thing, you use it as a defense against attacks by Nintendo and Sega and other companies. Why is it, when you think someone else is parodying you, um, shit hits the fan? Why is that, Chris?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, for one thing, you have por-, you definitely have portrayed a sense of retardedness and stupidity and even worse in that sense. And then used, that came from me and my pages, and the videos, and put them in your book. Like, you definitely drew a dildo and a sports bra as among one of the things, as among two things that Asperchu was digging out of his chest in the first book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have you ever seen ''Team America''? You remember that movie?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep. Yeah, I've seen that movie.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did you like it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It was okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You remember how they made Matt Damon retarded in that movie?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, they did.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Some of, some of those jokes do not hit me right away because they're not that, they're not that obvious to me. Or I don't know what's about the context of it. Like for example, the recent new ''Family Guy'' where Chris dates the Down's Syndrome girl, and then apparently the joke where she says &amp;quot;I'm the daughter of a former Alaskan...something.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Governor. It was Sarah Palin, Chris. It was about her.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Former Alaskan Senator, that was it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec: '''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, it was the governor.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But yeah, it was supposed to be, it was, I learned in an article in today's ''Washington Post'' that, uh, that apparently it was meant as an attack on Sarah Parin, and I did not know that when I first heard that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sarah P-A-L-I-N, actually.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But I was, at least I was, that was a general statement.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, um, we're getting off on a wild tangent here. My question is, why is parody such a bad thing to you? When other people do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I do not understand half the question. Why is parody blind to me...?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why do you think parody is bad when other people do it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, it sounds, it kinda sounds like, if I had drawn you as a perfect, you know, super-strong master of the universe like you draw yourself in your comic, then you would have been fine with it, because I would have been kissing your ass in that case.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That would have been, that would have been considered, that would be considerably agreeable right there between us, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you prefer that people just kiss your ass all the time?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It may, it may, it helps, it makes me feel better, it makes me feel encouraged.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It makes you feel better?! Chris, you're an adult, you really want people to kiss your ass all the time?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yeah, not all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why can't you learn to deal with...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't want, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like constant abuse.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What constant abuse?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And torment and slanders and cursings.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, what torment and slander and cursing? Hey, Chris, okay, okay, you don't like slander? What about all the lies you've told about me? What about, okay, remember a while ago you made a video trying to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|hypnotize people into hating Asperchu]]? Like you spoke in backwards Spanish or something? Remember when you cursed me with the death threats?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I apologized for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, no, no, no, not, no, you're not getting away with that bullshit excuse this time, Chris. Okay? You can't just do things, do horrible things, and then offer a fake apology afterwards. That's not okay. That's not what apology is. You know, you claim to be a Christian, this is really, do you really think this is what God wants his children to do?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. You're right, it is not something that, uh, God would like.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, you're not a Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''shifts to a grim, offended tone''] I am a Christian. I am a baptized practicing Methodist...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, no you're not. You don't practice... Baptism doesn't mean shit. You don't even try to practice what Christianity teaches.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, for one thing, I don't have a total understanding of all the rules, and, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you can't be a very good Christian if you don't understand the rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Of course, there's a whole lots of, to memorize, and, and it's... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''mockingly''] Yeah, religion is hard, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...and, what is, God does want, one of the things God wants us to do is not to worry about every single detail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you worry about every single... Oh, no, no, okay, no, that's not how it works. God wants you to follow the rules that he lays down. God wants you to try to be a good person. You don't even try to be a good person. You are completely selfish, and you do whatever you want, and you demand that other people go out of your way for you, to do things as you want them to. And then when someone starts pestering you, you offer a superficial apology and hope that smooths it all over. And then you draw a comic, you know, negating even that simple apology, where you threaten people and murder them in your comic. Thereby proving that you were just lying to the person who, you know, thought that you actually understood the point he was trying to get across. God condemns lying, you know.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''angry sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Admit that you lied to me when you said, when you agreed with me that you didn't have a right to use Simonla. Admit that you have always believed that Simonla is yours.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''long pause''] I'll admit...that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, okay. Okay, good, so all of our previous calls were just lies, then.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Not, no, not, no, they actually happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, they happened, Chris, but your responses were lies. I know the phone calls happened in reality.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Anyway, uh, let me get back, anyway, uh, I don't mean to be all, but I want to get back to an early, to the earlier topic about, uh, what's wrong with you making a parody of a parody. Okay, well, okay, well, take a cue from what they did in one episode of ''Robot Chicken''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't watch ''Robot Chicken'', so this reference means nothing to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Well, anyway, anyway, anyway, one...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Try explaining it to me without the use of TV references.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''angry''] Consider a remake of a remake of an original movie! That was original as a blockbuster.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... What about it? What about a remake of a remake?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's not very good.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sometimes they are. Sometimes remakes are better. Did you see the new ''Dawn of the Dead''? That was way better than the George Romero shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have not, I have not seen either, I have not seen either ''Dawn of the Dead''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You probably shouldn't, 'cause there's gore in it, and I know how much you hate that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't mind, I don't mind gore, up to a certain point.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, obviously, given how gory your murder of me was. But, okay, I'm still having a little trouble understanding why, um, parody is okay when you do it, but not okay when someone else does it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''long pause''] Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you proudly proclaim Sonichu to be a parody, but at the same time you accuse other people of doing parodies like they're doing a bad thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''more stalling''] Hm. Okay, well, think about this. How about if somebody did a parody to Asperchu?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And made him look even more stupid and more retarded, and actually brutally killed him in all the blood and gory detail! Or had him sexually raped in a prison cell of all dudes! How would you feel if you saw that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I don't think I'd give a shit, honestly. I mean, if it was well-done, I might kinda laugh at it. If it was meant to be a funny parody. See, I don't take myself completely, I don't take myself completely seriously like you do. I can laugh at my own foibles and I can laugh at the foibles of my comic. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] That is...a theory, yes. Though I am not one hundred per-, I'll, that is, a, a previous...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you don't really agree with it, though? You don't think imitation is ever a good thing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Not one hundred percent.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because Sonichu's an imitation of Sonic. Then you must agree that Sonichu is a good thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, because it was, because it was originally meant in a positive light. But then I get all the inputs from the trolls and all that on the internets, and then that just plain ticks me off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, if the guy who created Sonic, I don't know what his name is, but if he came along and discovered your Sonichu comic, he would probably- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''burps''] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -See that at least half of it is just you attacking trolls... I mean, the comic's not even really about Sonichu. It's about you, and it's about your war against trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, that's to be undone because, because I, because I have just, after I finish with book number 10 I will be making less appearances in the book, in the books, and then, and now it will be more about Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you gonna do that reboot that we talked about?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There will be a form of a reboot, yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why did you do these pages, then, if you're gonna do a reboot?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I mean, if I'm gonna be making less appearances in the comics, I figure I may as well let myself go out with a bang.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, no, no, Chris, Chris, I explained to you, a reboot is a complete restart. What happens in the reboot will have nothing to do with the comics that you've made thus far. And you know, you said you had like 30 pages, you only uploaded like...16.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was the amount I had to complete number, book number 10. And the book is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You said you had like 30 pages.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, right now I just wanted to get book number 10 out of the way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you said you were going to have like 30 pages up on your birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you went back on your word again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''angry''] Well, I overestimated myself!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What do you mean, &amp;quot;overestimated&amp;quot;? You said you had like 30 drawn and ready to be Photoshopped.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, just accept the fact that I had, I finished book number 10, and I had them all ready for Photoshop, and I uploaded them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, if you have a deadline with a publisher and they're expecting 30 pages by a certain date, and you come to them and say, &amp;quot;Oh, yeah, here's 16 pages,&amp;quot; they're not gonna be happy with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you didn't even upload them on your birthday, you uploaded them today. The day after. People who miss deadlines don't get paid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I had computer troubles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Of course you had...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I had to go out, and I had to go with my family to a restaurant to celebrate my birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sonichu is your job, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] That's another thing, you put them in the perspective of like, he's my job, it just makes me feel...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you intend to make your huge money-making franchise, right? So yes, he is your job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! And you don't take your job seriously!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] But, but you see, with that belief, with that definition, in the mentality of an artist, when the thing was originally supposed to be a work of art and creativity, then it just cheapens it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, well, then, I could say it cheapened it when you started saying you intended to publish it and make money off of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So what you're telling me now is, you have no intention of ever making money off Sonichu. Because if it is just a work of art for its own sake, that's fine. But you keep promising, you know, deadlines that you miss, and you keep saying you're gonna publish it and make money off of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''massive sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you not want to make money off Sonichu anymore?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I would like to make money off of Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, okay. You're cheapening it, then, it's not a work of art anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I had too many influx from bad people like the trolls!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What the hell do trolls have to do with it, Chris?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And also from, and also from...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;I have you as a troll, and my comic kept going just fine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And also from...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And how do trolls control what goes in the comic? Go ahead.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh''] It's when they really tick me off, and then it just, it just, it's like putting, [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|it's like putting poison into the water supply]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why do you keep responding to trolls, then?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''mega-sigh''] &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And another thing, you have a really broad definition of &amp;quot;trolls,&amp;quot; it seems. Because you think that people that ask you questions you don't like in your Mailbag are trolls. You think homosexual people are trolls just for existing, because you want to cure gays.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think the ironic thing there is, gays would probably consider you a troll. Because you want to destroy their identity when they haven't done anything to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''another sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You think I'm a troll, and I've been trying to help you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I'm sorry, sometimes things are, I have been trying to collaborate, I get misunderstood often, and it just really makes me feel like, I don't know, I feel like I'm being misunder-&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Call cuts off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBNTkyWTduZ0JXOXc The original audio]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ae7T05cIJQ YouTube Version: Part 1]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8''' is the eighth and the second to last of the available phone conversations between [[Chris]] and Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]]. It took place on 18 February 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
Alec calls Chris, at the latter's request, to discuss the inclusion of [[Asperchu#Sonichu Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]] in the [[CWCipedia]] ad space. Chris, naturally, wants the pages taken down, but Alec explains the many ways in which Chris reneged on their earlier agreement concerning the removal of Asperpedia's ads. From there, the conversation spirals out into a lengthy discussion of Chris's laziness, hypocrisy, bigotry, and dishonesty, until [[stress]] finally overwhelms him and he refuses to continue.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some of Chris's strangest psychological issues find prominent display here. For instance, his difficulty accepting the fact that his fictional characters are exactly that - fictional - leads to a bizarre passage where Alec is able to swamp him with guilt regarding the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]]. It takes several minutes for Chris to come up with a partial admission that his characters don't actually have a life of their own. Chris's repetition of the idiom &amp;quot;killing people left and right&amp;quot; suggests a very minor [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]]. Chris likes idioms.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's fear of [[homos]]exuals seems to remain in effect, despite his recent claims of a change of heart on the subject. While at one point Chris says he now &amp;quot;sees them in a more positive light,&amp;quot; he apparently still wants to see all the homos vaccinated and turned into decent, honest straight people. Chris claims that this will save them from going to hell, but he's unable to cite any scriptural or other basis for this belief. Alec points out that Chris is unfairly stereotyping homosexuals in the same way other people might stereotype autistics, a point that was likely lost on Chris two or three minutes after Alec made it.&lt;br /&gt;
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On more everyday topics, Chris claims to be spending some time lately cleaning up his family's [[14 Branchland Court|disaster area of a house]], although there's as yet no corroborating evidence to confirm this. Of course, he describes simple household maintenance tasks in tones most people usually reserve for the torments of the damned. He also claims to have some 30 pages of his comic in the works for publication on his birthday, February 24, but can't come up with a decent explanation for why he wouldn't upload at least some of those pages sooner and maintain a more regular update schedule. (In the end, he managed to upload only 20 of the promised pages, and they arrived a day late.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Eventually, just as in their [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|previous phone call]], Alec's comments become ever-so-slightly pointed, which is enough to drive Chris into a full-speed retreat. He manages to muster a polite goodbye instead of simply hanging up, but he is clearly in no mood to face any more harsh reality.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|UxfkNdoV3fM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 18 February 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey Chris, it's Alec.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi Alec.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So uh, [''Chris attempts to talk over Alec, but Alec wins''] I got your e-mail, uh, looks like you want to talk. What's, uh, what's up?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, uh, just to let you know that I'm uh, that I'm in the middle of dinner right now so we'll have to make this short. But, ahh, yeah, I am a bit, uh, concerned that you have continued with the, ahh, oversized ads on the [[CWCipedia]]... I mean those- the smaller banner ads- that was that was okay. I would have accepted that- I would have accepted that on a daily basis. But, no, you had to add- you had to go and... [''Alec begins to talk over Chris''] &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; add- &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; a whole- &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris-!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; to the big- &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris-!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; to the big- &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; CHRIS!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; page-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; CHRIS! &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You asked me to call you... *right* at 9:30 and when I do, you're [[obesity|eating dinner?]] &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Alec sounds understandably annoyed.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I wasn't sure, because I'm...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What are you eating?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm having some chicken.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I- ugh. Chris, [[Chris and his ego|if you're going to ask someone to go out of their way for you for something you should probably... actually allow them to do so and not act like you are inconvenienced when they do.]] That's just a suggestion. But I-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But I- well... I-I-I think [''Chris attempts to talk over Alec for this whole sentence''] maybe, if you actually want to have a serious discussion- that's why I called... but... maybe let the chicken wait until we're done with our call, how about that? Cuz' I don't like calling you only to hear that you have something else to do even though this is the exact time you told me to call.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm. Yeah. Yeah. I understand. I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So. So. So, why don't we have our talk, and maybe the chicken will get cold, but you can microwave it when we're done.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. So we had the understanding that we were not going to go back to the oversize ads again.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Okay, well, I can explain that. Do you remember how I told you that if you met my requirements exactly, I would remove the ads, but if you failed to meet my requirements, the ads would get worse? Do you remember when I said that to you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Yes...I...that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you failed to meet my requirements. You did meet Evan's requirements, apparently. Evan is happy with you, and I'm proud of you for doing that, because Evan is, he's satisfied that you killed Simonla. However, I am not Evan, and I had different requirements than Evan.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, well, why are you not satisfied?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm. Well, there's a few reasons. First and foremost, you did not state all of the things that I told you to in your apology video. Like how Sonichu cannot make money in its current form and is a doomed franchise and you will need to start over with something original. You made no mention of that. Already. Next, your last apology video was... Well, &amp;quot;insincere&amp;quot; is kind of too lenient, if I called it that. It was just, it was just insulting. I mean, you obviously felt absolutely no remorse whatsoever. Even though you swore up and down to me when I talked to you that you did. But I'm pretty sure you just wanted to finish the phone call, and you thought that you could just read things off a list and that would please me. Oh, and then you hung up on me, I think like five or six times.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I did, the last one I did apologize for that in the e-mail I sent you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, but you hung up on me multiple times. Chris, I think that you believe, I think you believe that if you do something wrong and then you offer a superficial apology, you believe that gives you license to just do it all over again. You know, that's not what apology is about, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That is not what apologies are about.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. And the reason you hung up on me is because you were trying to avoid me. You were trying to just brush me off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, I will admit that, the last one, and I apologize for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. So, if you want that apology to mean anything, then in the future, including this call, and if we talk again, you are actually going to have to stick to that word and not ever again attempt to brush me off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That make sense? Now. Let's talk about those ads for a bit. If you notice, they really aren't ads for Asperpedia anymore. What I started, I started a new comic, called [[Sonichu Revolution]]. And that's actually what I'm using the adspace for. And what Sonichu Revolution is, it's actually, it's like a reboot of Sonichu, see, since you aren't uploading pages I thought I would do a nice thing for your fans and use my ad space to keep your fans happy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''has been trying to interrupt''] Well, no, I am, I am doing the pages now. Listen, your comic pages, they should, they should stay on your website, your website alone. I do not want your pages on my website that only shows my pages. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, it's kinda too bad that I bought ad space on your website, when I gave you multiple opportunities to get out of me having web space, er, ad space on your website. You didn't take them. I can do what I want with my ad space.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How many times did I, was I gracious enough to give you an extremely easy way out of all of this?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm. Well, not sure. Define, define &amp;quot;easy.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Um, by &amp;quot;easy&amp;quot; I mean, how many times did I lay out a very clear, very specific set of requirements that I had of you, and where I promised that if you followed those requirements, exactly, then I would remove all my ads and I would do my best to stop Evan from, you know, attempting to sue you. Evan's, you know, in the past, he's happy now, but my ads are still an issue. And you know, I asked you to be sincere about the apology, which you never were.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Okay, well, just to let you know, okay, well, I understand for, yes, uh, you did offer me with, you did tell me very descriptively, very detailed-ly, what you wanted, a number of times. I'm gonna est-, I'm gonna give, I'm gonna estimate like about five to 10 times at this point. Because we have not talked over the phone that much. For maybe 20, or 20 minutes, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go with that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, we've talked... Well, it's not quite that high. I think three or four times I specifically laid everything out for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, it's, well, okay, at this point, yeah. An overbid is a good estimate.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Alright, I'll give you that one. So yeah, multiple times I gave you opportunities to, you know, to handle the situation and to come out scot-free. And, if I remember correctly, I did talk about how you are the luckiest person in the world, to have competition like me, who would be so generous and go out of his way to help his competition. I mean, a lot of other companies would have just blown you out of the water and not thought twice about it. But, you know, I like Sonichu, or I used to like it, back when you actually updated it, and I know that it does have some fans still and I wanted to see it continue. Because I don't want to just take over everything. I don't want to be the only artist out there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's not fun. You kind of want to be the only artist in existence, I don't know why you want that. Why do you want that, anyway? Why do you not want other artists to exist?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, I never said, I never said that I did not want other artists to...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you said it with your actions, if not with words directly.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, well, maybe...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think we talked about that one time. Actions are louder than words, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay, well, perhaps my actions were misunderstood in this case...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ooh, not misunderstood in the least! Oh, no, your actions are very clear. You slandered and smeared me as much as you possibly could. You put all of your effort into trashing me rather than building up your own comic. There's... If you can convince me there's some way to misunderstand that, then you know, by all means try, but as far as I could see that was a pretty clear message. It's hard to misunderstand that, it's hard to misunderstand, you know, you repeatedly hanging up on me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Distant background''] Who are you on the phone with? [''She continues to occasionally make background noise'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I know, I...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You've been out of commission for like three weeks, you haven't done shit for your fans. When are you going to come back with your comic?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I, I am, I, I still, I am, I have been working on my comic, for your information. I am up to pages in book number 11 where I have drawn that far, and I'm about halfway colored through all those pages which I drew up.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How many pages is that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's over 30 now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over 30. Really. How many days since you started that particular 30 pages. Has it been, like, what, two weeks? 15 days, around there?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Around there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, uh... I'm not really sure if asking this is going to be useful, but why would you partially complete 30 pages instead of, say, completing and uploading 20 pages? Or 25?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That would hap-, that would happen to make up for lost time on on my birthday, which is this coming, which is the next Wednesday.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, what about your birthday? What are you going to do with it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm going to upload all those, all those, all those pages, all the main pages in a bundle, in a bunch, on my birthday, which is next Wednesday.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, until then I think I'll just keep uploading Sonichu Revolution, because I want to please your fans, even if you don't. Chris, why, why would you...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I gave my new, I put up a new page yesterday as well. The last page I had...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So that... That, yep, I saw that, actually, that one page, plus I think you had two pages where you killed Simonla, so that's three pages total in like three weeks.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, anyways...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do two pages a day. That means I've uploaded, in the past 15 days I've uploaded 30 pages of my own. And it's... When's your birthday, like eight days from now? So I'll have another 16 pages up, so that's 46 pages...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you are, you are mistaken, we're not talking about, we're not talking about eight days, my birthday is on the 24th. Of February.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. My mistake. So six days. Well, I'll have 12 new pages by then. In addition to the 30 I've already uploaded.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, I didn't know when your birthday was.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, it's specifically stated on the, on my bio page on the CWCipedia, and in a couple other places. The 24th of February. 1982.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, Chris. Chris. When is my birthday?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know, I do not study your bio, I did not study your bio page...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, Chris, Chris, it's on my bio page on the Asperpedia. Why wouldn't you know it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I did not make an effort to study you, because...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, if I'm supposed to know your page, don't you know mine? Chris, I'm kinda hurt.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, I apologize for that, and after we're done here I'll go to your bio page and learn, and learn with my mind when your birthday is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nah, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it. I'd rather you work on pages than go look up info about me. Because, you know, I actually don't know your birthday because I've been working on my pages rather than, you know, looking up your bio. Um, yeah, so, I do really have to recommend that you, um, begin uploading those 30 pages immediately. Like as soon as we're done with the call or whatever. It, just, get to work on it. Stay up all night if you have to. Get those pages up. Because, here's the thing about the way fans work. If you leave your fans in the dark for a week or two weeks or a month or however long, it really doesn't matter if you're partially completing something. Because if you don't put out any product, then your fans have nothing to work with. Have you ever heard of the game [[Wikipedia:Duke Nukem Forever|Duke Nukem Forever]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I'm sorry, you said Duke Nukem Forever?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Well, you know the Duke Nukem video games? You ever played any of those?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I have seen, I have seen samples of that game.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Well, the company that made those, they were working on a game called Duke Nukem Forever. That was going to be their next great title. And they were working on that for actually about 15 years. And they kept promising, &amp;quot;Oh, you know, we've got the engine built, we've got the characters designed, we've got all this built, all that's left is for us to release it.&amp;quot; And they never released it because they kept retooling and tinkering with it. And finally the company actually went out of business. So now there won't ever be any other Duke Nukems. And if you keep doing the same thing, Sonichu is going to go out of business. Well, not permanently, because I have Sonichu Revolution, so it'll live on in some form.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yes, well, your, yes, well, still, your Rev-, your Revolutions are not the original, are not the original Sonichu pages, of which only I can draw up and tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But what they are is existent. And the fans appreciate that. Your pages are nonexistent.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And if you stop Sonichu, then, you know, the fans are going to want something.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Okay, well, I get, well, don't worry, you will see, you will see, all those pages, and the completion of the 10th book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Um, does this mean... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In fact, it's a...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm a little, I'm a little confused, how, what, do you remember when I told you... Well, of course you remember, I brought it up plenty of times, about how you really need to either do some sort of major reboot of Sonichu, or else just come up with a completely different comic? Because of all of the elements that you stole from other franchises? Are you still thinking about that? Because if you're going to finish book 10, then...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have been thinking about that, actually.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What do you think about it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Some of those, some of those changes will be talked about in the clip show that's gonna be in book 11.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... So, is book 11 gonna be like a transition from the current Sonichu to another one?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, yes, yes, a transitions.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Oo-kay. Um, well, that's not really what a reboot is about. See, what you're doing, like a transition, suggests that the Sonichu that exists now is going to be, like, part of the same universe or world as whatever new Sonichu. What a reboot is, is a hard stop. You reset completely. You start over from scratch. Everything that came before is just, means nothing, it's null and void. Like, for example, the Spider-Man movies, they aren't in the same world as the comic, they were sort of a reboot. Because they told everything over from the beginning.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. I see. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I mean, I know it's... I can sympathize with you on this. I mean, you've been working on Sonichu for 10 years now, and the thought that you have to abandon it completely and start over with something new, I understand that that's kind of a scary thought. But it is true.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have you, have you, uh... What do you think of Sonichu Revolution, by the way? Have you been reading it? I'm only like seven pages in right now, so...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have taken a look at it, and I did not like the way you were killing characters left and right! That's no good, it's just terrible! Don't go killing, don't go killing, don't go killing characters, that just does not, that just, that just does not, that just does not work. It's like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's like doing Zombie X-Men, [[Wikipedia:Marvel Zombies|Marvel Zombies]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I remember that. That was actually a pretty popular comic, wasn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's actually on the [[PlayStation Network]] digital comic download, only on the [[PSP]] right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I've seen it in stores, though. Well, it was pretty popular, was my point.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Anyway, that's, anyway, that's the point. That's still, like, you know, killing, you're just like killing everybody left and right. It's not...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, um, how many, how many comic books and TV shows and movies and, you know, whatever other media have you seen where characters die? Do you think they're all bad?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, well, well, yeah, they are bad, because that's just totally fake. And plus, to do it in such a gory way is just terrifying. It's like any, it's like any of the [[Saw]] movies. It's especially like, especially like the first trap in Saw VI.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did you like those movies?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was horrifying.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did you like those movies, Chris? The Saw movies?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I liked them, I mean I enjoyed the falling, the telling...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talking over Chris''] You liked them? But there's death in it! How could you like a movie that has death in it, Chris?! Death is bad. You said death is bad.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I'm not talking about...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Death is bad.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not saying, I mean, yeah, I'm not talking about the death part, I did not say I liked the death parts, I liked the building of the character of John Kramer. In the movies.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But the point is, you still liked the movies overall, right? I mean, you went to see them, you'd probably see them again?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I mean, yeah, they were hor-, yeah, I mean, I will admit they are horrifying, and they do frighten me, but think about, but think about, think about...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hence the genre, horror, if it's horrifying it's doing its job, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah, but I mean, still, that's Hollywood magic, you know, that's, you know, the people, the actors in those movies are still, are still alive and well, they just...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, well, right, I forgot, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|because comic characters are real people]] and apparently I'm guilty of, of multiple homicide now? Chris, you, remember when you killed [[Simonla]] because we strong-armed you into it, because you refused to do it willingly? Are you guilty of homicide now? Because you killed Simonla?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, actually, that would, actually, you could blame the Voltorb that was placed by the toilet, placed by the toilet that exploded. Because the Voltorb exploded, it blew up the...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, you drew the Voltorb. You drew the Voltorb! Chris, you knew Simonla was going to die! You knew there was going to be a Voltorb there and you did nothing to stop it! You are an accessory to murder! Who cares if someone else placed it? You knew, of course you knew she was going to die because I've been telling you for weeks to kill her.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're, you're, well, read, yeah, well, read the pages after I put 'em, after I put 'em all up and you will see that there is, that there was, that it wasn't preventable. That there was a way that, it could not have been prevented. You will find out.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, um... Did you see my page where [[Son-Chu]] killed himself? Did you see how depressed he was? I couldn't have prevented that. Sometimes people are so depressed that you just can't reach them. And it's tragic but, you know, sometimes people commit suicide because they believe there's just no way out for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have a question for you. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You said you like Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why did you make him, why did you draw him killing himself?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Soni-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If you liked him you would not have done that!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't draw Sonichu killing himself. I said Son-Chu, your car, your... I don't want to say &amp;quot;Autobot&amp;quot; 'cause that's trademarked, but...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, it's, excuse me, well, I misunderstood. Well, yeah, that was, that was wrong. I mean, that was like you're killing my vehicle, it's like you're making me have to pay, like... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''cutting off Chris''] No, Chris, I didn't kill your, I didn't kill him. He committed suicide. He was depressed because he had a name that he hated, and all the other Autobots made fun of him.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, the Autobot, the Autobots do not make fun of each other for their names.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, they make fun of Son-Chu. Chris! Look at what he says in that page! He says that he hates his name because it's not a strong, manly Autobot name. Why would he lie?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, it's only because you're, you're putting...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He had nothing to lie about, he had nothing to lose. He was gonna kill himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I did not, I'm not the one that drew, that drew my car, my Autobot, to say that. I did not. You did that, pretending to be me, in a sense.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wasn't pretending to be you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You were pretending to be...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, look up at the page. Do you see on the comic page where it says &amp;quot;Copyright 2010 Alec Benson Leary&amp;quot;? I'm pretty sure that shows that I was not pretending to be you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, still, you have no right, you have no right in killing a character that was originally mine, and that I have never said, have never said personally, had died. When a character dies, I will let every, I will let everybody know myself. Anybody else who, who makes up, who says outside of my jurisdiction, it's just a whole bunch of bogus baloney.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, maybe I can say it's a parody, and that'll make it okay, right? If Sonichu Revolution is a parody? Would that be okay?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It would?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I would accept that, yeah. And plus, don't make them so big. Maybe like three quarters of the current size, three quarters. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No. Nah. Then no one can read the text. I'm not gonna make it smaller, it's kinda hard to read the text already.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You should have those pages on your Asperpedia! People could just go over there and read them for themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, but the whole point of Sonichu Revolution is to make up for your lack of updates. Why would I put it on my Asperpedia? That defeats the purpose. I, I'm...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, but you're just...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm keeping the fans there for you, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you're drawing...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You could thank me once.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you're drawing those pages, not me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that's right, I'm drawing the pages. You're not drawing anything. Or you say you are, but we have no proof.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am, I, you're wrong, I have been drawing the pages, and I have been coloring them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you're not uploading them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I have, because I'm too busy working on the, working on coloring after I have drawn them all up! And plus, I have real life things, like I have to go hang, like I have to hang out with my family. I have errands to run...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''cutting him off''] Chris! Take a guess, right, I want you to guess...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And plus...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Between, Chris, no, Chris! I want you to guess, between one and 10, how many hours did I spend in school yesterday? Take a guess, right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How many hours you spent in school yesterday...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The average of 10.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right. I spent 10 hours in school yesterday. I also uploaded a page of Sonichu Revolution yesterday.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh''] Well, what about your job? You have your job as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. What about my job? I upload pages while I have a job and school. So what about my job?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, you got all your, you're spending your time there as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, that's correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, okay, well, I admit, I'm not sure really what the point I was trying to make there, I lost my train of thought.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, yeah. It's true that, yes, I spend a lot of time in school, and a lot of time at my job. And I, you know, and I have errands too. Not really for my family, I don't live with my family, but I do errands on my own. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Alright. Well, okay, well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How much time... You've mentioned that several times, that you have to run errands for your family. Like, what do you have to do for them? What did you do yesterday? What... How... Like, are they having you break rocks with sledgehammers or something all day? Because you say it's like some huge, serious thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, they're old. I have to do chores for them. I have to do chores for them around the house. Like I had to even, I even shoveled snow to get the, to get the, to make a path for them and get the cars out. And my, and my car, it was stuck in, two front tires were stuck in their own dug grooves, and we finally, and finally got the car out of those two grooves today.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you've been working on that solid, non-stop, just digging your car out? I mean... I live in Minnesota, you know, we get some bad snowstorms sometimes, and my car will just get completely buried in snow. And it might take me, like, in the worst-case scenario of storms, it might take me half an hour to dig enough snow out for my car to move. We usually don't get that much snow, though.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You said some chores around your house, too, like besides shoveling. What else do you have to do?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I clean the kit-, I clean the kitchen, I do the, I vacuum, I move stuff around, I clean the bathroom as well, I do a lot of things around the house.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You kind of sound like you're talking to someone who has not seen that video [[Tour of Chris's House|tour of your house]] right now. And I want to let you know that I actually have seen it, so I'm pretty sure... [''Alec is interrupted by a rapid series of DTMF tones. Decoded so far: 3125632589632145896321258624231561523635832147413663574147236464''] Chris, can you hear me? Hello? Chris, are you pressing buttons? [''tones end'']&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Part 2 ====&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Note: Even though these calls are in one file, according to [[Clyde Cash]], Chris actually hung up on Alec at the end of the dial tones. Alec promptly called him back.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, Alec?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, hey Chris, did we get disconnected there?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Lies|Yeah, 'fraid we did.]] It happens to me, between me and my, uh, gal-pal as well, in our conversations sometimes. Reception goes bad during this time of night.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, okay. Well, uh, glad I got you back. Okay, well, we were talking about, uh, the chores you need to do, I think, in your house. So you're saying you clean your house up?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, okay, um... Have you cleaned your, cleaned your room at all?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I do clean my room.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, how much do you clean it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I clean my room like once a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; O-kay. So, how long does it take when you do that? Because if you do that once a week, that's just, like, maintenance, shouldn't take too long.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It takes like two hours.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Two hours. Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... How long does it take you to clean the rest of the house?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It takes me, it pretty much takes me one to two hours per room.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Okay. Like, what do you do when you clean? What specific stuff do you do?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I move this, I move stuff around, I take the vacuum cleaner, I vacuum, I take, I scrub the floors with 409 and paper towels. It's really hard work, back-breaking!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Back-breaking.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. My back hurts.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I hope you don't mean... Your back hurts from cleaning?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, after extensive long time, I mean, sure.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I thought you, I thought you were strong, Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, [[I AM STRONG|I am strong]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why would your back just... How strong are you? Like... Because it seems the videos...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Believe me, I'm very strong. Believe me, I'm very strong.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really. Like... Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Anybody, anybody, anybody will tell you that, like, yeah, they, they just feel like they break their backbones after, after a very extensive time scrubbing the floors, getting up and down, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You should get a Swiffer. Swiffer Wet-Jet, because then you can stand while you're scrubbing the floor. I use it, it's really useful.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's quick, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, we don't have it, we don't have that here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh. Maybe you could sell some of those video games like I was talking about. Then you could afford one. Have you thought at all about selling any more of your, your games, Chris? Because...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I have no plans, I have no plans of that at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why would you want to hold on to video games that you don't play anymore?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do play them, when I feel nostalgic...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ALL of them? Chris, you've got... How many [[List of Chris's games|hundreds of games]] do you have? And you play all of them regularly? Is that what you're telling me?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Regularly, like... Yeah. Every, like, uh, I'd say, yeah, on a regular basis I do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Every single one.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That must take, that must take a lot of time. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is video-game-playing back-breaking too? Just out of curiosity? I wouldn't think it would be. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, no, but it's one way for me to relax after I, after I have done the work of cleaning the room. Or shoveling the snow in the yard.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, but you only clean once a week, and shoveling, that doesn't happen all the time. I know Virginia got a snowstorm recently, right, but that was kinda like a one-time thing. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's, well, okay, well, just to correct you, I was not talking about cleaning period once a week, we're talking about cleaning my room once a week. And, and then, we have other, then, it's like, on another day I'll clean up the kitchen, and on another day I'll clean up the living room, on another day I'll clean up the, I'll clean up my parents' bedroom...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, I've seen the video tour of your house.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's like, that was, that was like, that was like over, that was like over a year ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over a year ago. You really... You should film a new tour, then, actually, because people still think that your house is, you know, a mess like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll think, well, I'll consider that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You really should, you know. It would be a good idea. Chris, here's, okay, here's what I don't get about you. There are so many things, like, you know, if your house is clean, you could just make a video and show people that. And if you've really been working on the pages, you could just upload them. And if, you know, if you wanted to prove to people that you have [[Nintendo]]'s permission to use [[Pikachu]], shit like that, you could just show them the letter that Nintendo sent you, that gives you permission. Why do you, why do you take the hard way through everything? Why do you want to keep receiving, you know, demands and questions about this and that subject when one little action on your part could just stop all of it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because for me it's not all that easy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's not easy about it? Like, okay, the Nintendo...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because, I'll, I'll just, also [[Bob|my father]]'s [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|still very angry at me]] for doing the video touring the house over a year ago. And he's making me all mad, he's very angry...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why, why, why was he angry about it? Just refresh my memory.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's like an invasion of privacy?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How is it an invasion? You live there, I mean, it's your house, if you choose to upload a video, that's not an invasion of privacy. If you [[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line|try to videotape people without their consent]], that would be an invasion of privacy. But I don't think your parents were in that video.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't, you don't, you don't understand, I, and I forget all of the details my father said, but he's still very angry at me for doing, for having done that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, well, I guess if you say he's angry then okay, that's that, but... Um, what about, um... Well, like the Nintendo thing. Couldn't you... Did Nintendo, like, write you a letter saying, you know, yes, go ahead and use Pikachu? Couldn't you just scan that and show that to people? 'Cause everybody...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I misplaced the letter.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You mis-, you misplaced it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I misplaced the letter. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That seems like a really important thing, how could you misplace that? And if you clean your house so regularly, I mean, it seems like you would find things that you had lost regularly.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. It takes, yeah, moving, moving stuff, if I had, I had, I regularly look at stuff, and that, and it got misplaced that way.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sure you could just actually call up Nintendo, because... I mean, that would be... You know, the legal department of a company keeps records of everything they do. They would be happy to just fax you or send you another copy of the letter.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll keep that in mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Businesses lose papers sometimes, and you know, that's why there's redundancy, that's why. And not only your fans, you know, but if you showed that letter publicly, then I couldn't demand that you admit Sonichu's a doomed franchise, now, could I? You wouldn't, you wouldn't even have to do the reboot? I mean, think about it. If either you, you know, reboot your entire comic that you've been working on for 10 years, that's one choice, or your other choice is, you just call up Nintendo and ask them to send another letter, and show it to everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Destroy 10 years of personal hard labor, or show a letter.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, well, I will think, I will, I will look, I will look into that later.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, okay. Um, this is reminding me of... In your recent, where you started updating the Mailbags again, um... Let me take a look at a Mailbag, because I don't remember the exact phrase, but... You responded with kind of a stock phrase to a lot of letters. Let's see here. Um, where is it. Ah! &amp;quot;Your letter has been read fully and your thoughts have been in-pyoo-ted...&amp;quot; I guess inputted. &amp;quot;And accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.&amp;quot; Chris, you spend even less time responding to these e-mails than you do normally. What's up with that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, for your information I actually read, I actually read and re-read each letter before I make a final response.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But your final response is, is not thought out at all. See, this is kind of an interesting parallel to your comic work, because you say, you say that you...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, well, there are points where, there are points, there are points where I don't...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''trying to interrupt''] Chris, Chris, Chris. CHRIS. CHRIS! Let me talk, and don't interrupt, alright? I will let you speak after I finish this sentence. This is how it goes. One person speaks, the other person responds, the first person is... Okay. Um, you say that you spend a lot of time &amp;quot;reading and re-reading&amp;quot; and really considering the letters, but when it comes time for the final step, which is, you know, the response, you don't really put any effort into that. And that's an interesting parallel to your comics, because you say you spend a lot of time drawing and coloring and, you know, preparing your pages, but that final step, uploading them, you don't put any effort into that. So it seems... It kind of sounds like you go 90 percent of the way, but you don't actually finish that crucial last 10 percent. And just to let you know, people are mad about this stock response that you made. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, when it comes to the Mailbag, it's just that, you know, even after re-reading it, I still cannot, I still could not come up with an appropriate response. So I had to go with a neutral response.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why... What do you mean, you can't come up with a... There's a lot of different subjects to these letters, and you give the same neutral response to every one. Are you telling me that all of these subjects, you really can think of absolutely nothing?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There are a few subjects on which I come up blank! Yes. I'll admit that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Um... Like... Um, someone wrote you a letter about your comments about homosexuals being bigoted and offensive, and you gave the stock response to that. Um, that seems like a huge Achilles' heel with you, is if people mention the word &amp;quot;homosexual.&amp;quot; Your mind goes blank.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yeah, of course, I could not think of an appropriate response to that letter.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Your comments...&amp;quot; I'm reading the letter right now. &amp;quot;Your comments on homosexuals are bigoted and offensive. You want them to die in explosions. You want a vaccine for them, just because they tick you off...&amp;quot; Um, the last two parts, those are actually very clear questions, as far as I can see. Like, if someone asked me those questions... If someone asked me, &amp;quot;Do you want homosexuals to die in explosions?&amp;quot; I would tell them, &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; If someone asked me, &amp;quot;Do you want a vaccine for them just because they tick you off?&amp;quot; I would explain, &amp;quot;No, homosexuals don't actually tick me off, and I would never want to vaccinate them.&amp;quot; I just came up with that right now. That would be my response if such a question was asked of me. And that's not even that long of a response. You don't need a page worth of response.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, plus, plus I perceived that, because I perceived those statements as insults, and...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, so we're back to everything is an attack on you, this... Remember when you thought that my ads were an attack on you? So now someone... So, so you thought my ads were an attack on you, now this homosexual thing, um, you've made plenty of offensive comments about homosexuals, which they could, and plenty have interpreted as attacks by you. And so when someone asks you about them, how is that an attack on you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They said when I, it was an e-mail, and that's in that where you just read about it, they called me bigoted.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's because you are bigoted. You want... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not bigoted.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You hate homosexuals. How many, how many times...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I actually said that, actually I have, actually, thanks to [[Jack Thaddeus]] I recently, I have, I actually see them in a more positive light! It was, I think it was...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is that the same Jack Thaddeus that is an evil villain, that does underhanded deals for ad space?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you kinda flip-flop a lot. No, forget what I said. Um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, well, well, for your information, though, specifically, Jack Thaddeus has told me about, uh, homosetts-, about homosexuals from his point of view and how that they would never, they would never make any actions towards me because I'm not even try-, I'm not even that attractive to him. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, Chris...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Attract him. 'Cause he's a homosettsual.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh-huh. You know, um, I've actually been hit on, I've been hit on by homosexuals, once in a while. It happens to me in my life.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oo-kay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's, I never got ticked off by it, I never saw it as offensive. I mean, I'm, I'm not gay, so I wouldn't really be interested, but if, if someone, man or woman, thinks I'm attractive, then, you know, well, it's flattering. Even if I'm not interested. Why would you think it's an attack if a gay person finds you attractive? I take it as a compliment that people think I'm attractive.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Well, it's, yeah, well, still, I mean, if I was, well, okay, well, if a homosexual came up to me and flirted with me like that, I wouldn't, uh, no, no, I would let them know that, no...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That you're not interested?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, yeah, I cannot accept your, I cannot accept that because I'm not interested, I am straight, nnn...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, that's...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then leave it at that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That sounds, yeah, that sounds like a good...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then, then, if the, and then if the guy continued to, continue on like that after the warning, then I would get really mad.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, that's understandable. And you know what? That happens, not just with gay people. I mean, straight people, plenty of straight people have trouble getting a hint. I mean, you know, guys, all the time, there are guys who, you know, hit on a girl, and she says, &amp;quot;No, thank you, I'm not interested&amp;quot;, and they just keep pressing the point. [[Megan|Overstepping their boundaries]]. [[Kacey|Trying to hold their hands, things like that]]. That is... You know, in a situation like that, it's perfectly acceptable to get offended if they don't respect, er, if they don't respect your, um, your decline. Your negative response. You see? Um, but I... When, when did you talk to Jack about this, this homosexual thing? When did you have that conversation?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It was about, it was like over a, it was like over a week ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When did you answer Mailbag 52? Pretty sure it was less than a week ago, wasn't it? Because if your issues with homosexuals are resolved now, then why couldn't you offer a simple response to that? Okay, here's what you could have said. Um... Well, just to be clear, do you still want a vaccine for homosexuals?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''long pause''] Uh, I'm sorry, I did not understand, I do not understand that. Could you repeat that please?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''slowly this time''] Do you want to create a vaccine to eliminate homosexuality?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Hmm...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you understand that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Honestly... Yeah, okay, yeah, I understood that. So yeah, you're asking me that right now. Or are you, or are you just, I mean, uh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I am asking you right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. [''pause''] In an attempt to make a better world, a better world, I would support it. I would support that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oooo-kay, so, when you said that you don't have problems with gays anymore, that wasn't actually true. Chris, well, like I said, I'm not gay, but I have a number of gay friends, um, a few family members that are gay, and it's part of who they are. That's part of their identity. Why would you want to take that away from them? What, what about removing homosexuality would make the world a better place? [''exasperated sigh''] It shouldn't be that hard, Chris, because you already, um, established a predicate that &amp;quot;no gays equals the world is a better place.&amp;quot; So, having said that, that must mean that you do have an idea of how the two things are connected.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... Well, what two things?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, do you... Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Chris, you said, you said &amp;quot;no gays equals the world is a better place.&amp;quot; That, &amp;quot;no gays&amp;quot; is point one. That connects to &amp;quot;world is better,&amp;quot; point two. How do those connect? What is... Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay, well, yeah, okay, now I get it, I mean, it's just that, you know, uh, [[Lies|I'm getting an incoming call right now]], and, uh, taking it will interrupt this conversation...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you should probably ignore it. Yeah. Um, so please...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's like, hard to, though, it cancels, it cancels your, it cancels your vocal input out at that point when the...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, did you... Yeah. Did you hear my point, though? Please explain how no gays equals world's better.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''long pause''] You know, okay, well, I'm not necessarily saying... I'm not saying that as in reference to them as people. I'm saying that in reference, and like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, removing, removing homosexuality equals a world better. Explain that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because there will be less risk of those people going to hell.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hell?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. When they die.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What do you... Oh, you mean instead of heaven?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you're saying gay people go to hell? Um, so are you, you're a Christian, then? If you believe that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What, um, like... You know, it's been a while since I've read a Bible, where in the Bible is that whole gays-go-to-hell thing?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's implied within parts of the Bible.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, it's, understandably it's implied in parts of the Bible, I'm asking where. I'm not a Christian, so I don't have to read the Bible, but you're a Christian, when's the last time you read the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I have read the Bible, but...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're sitting here judging people based off their sexuality without even knowing, like, you know, what parts of the Bible... Hey, hey, um, [[Chris and religion#Chris the Shaman|you know what else the Bible condemns? Black magic]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''long pause''] So?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How many times have you tried to curse people? Cursing is black magic. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I get it. It get, I get what you're saying right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you're going to hell, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh''] Well, I'm making, I'm making atones for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhhhh...are you? Really?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you... I asked you to give Mao a Forgiveness Blessing, that was the most lackluster one I've ever seen you do. Do you believe that black magic, uh, works, Chris?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There's a po-, there's a chance that it can, but...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, not if you're Christian. Because the Christian God says that all magic and supernatural stuff that doesn't come from God is false.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] Hm. I, I have no comment to that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, um... Let's go back to the gay thing, because, you know, we've established that you don't really know a whole lot about the religion you claim to believe in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So I would, I would, um, when you're in the absence of important information like that, I would think, just go with what you know. Go with what you see. And by that I mean, you know, you've never been attacked by a homosexual, they've never done anything evil to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Actually, yes, I was abused by one! A homosexual principal at my elementary school, slapped me on his lap, said some offensive, said some offensive things to me, and I felt uncomfortable, so I jumped off his lap and hid under his desk.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What did he say to you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't 'member, I don't remember what he said to me, but they were offensive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, so... Okay, well, there are bad gay people, just like there are bad straight people. Um... So, one gay person did something bad to you that you don't really remember, therefore all gay people are going to hell? Is that the logic you're doing there?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh, more or less.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How many... Okay, so, I should condemn all straight people because you've been horrible to me. You've said a lot of bad things to me, you've threatened me. Maybe, or, not just straight, maybe I should condemn autistic people, because you identify with autism a lot and you've been a very bad person in most of our dealings.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are all autistic people, um, really selfish and demanding and...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] No. Not all of them are.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But all homosexuals are bad? Because you had one bad experience? That's a double standard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, I, okay, well, okay, well, they're all not. [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well. You know, I'll wait to see if you really stick to that belief or not, I guess. I mean, I guess it's good that you're saying it now, but... Why do you sigh so much?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I'm a little tired right now. I had to, I actually cleaned more, I cleaned the kitchen again today.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Biological clock|Don't you usually stay up to like 4:00 A.M. or something]], you said? This is kinda like the middle of the day for you, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, this is not the middle of the day for me, this is the middle of the night for me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But... Okay, you said you sleep until like noon, right? And then you stay up 'til like three or four at night. That's kind of a, that's a really weird schedule, by the way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but actually, late-, actually I am, I'm mostly going to bed before midnight and I get up at like 9:00 A.M.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Well. I actually go to bed, like, around 11, so I'm closer to my bedtime than you are to yours, but I feel fine. We all get tired, but...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Anyway...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, what do you think of... Let's see here...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''long pause''] Um, oh, here's another good question. When someone asked you about the Mailbag that you fabricated, and you gave them that stock response again. I just, I really want to see you actually... My, my main goal right now is I want to see you put real effort into your Mailbags. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I will... I put as much effort as I could, but it's, you know, sometimes I do come up blank, and that cannot be helped.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, you're... I know you've said plenty of times, you're a pretty smart guy, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but sometimes I'm quick, sometimes I'm [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It just happens! I don't know why. It's my head. I'm not a psychiatrist. A psychologist.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't have to be a... You... You remember that [[Mailbag 52#This, if anything, requires a canned response|Mike Jackson memorial e-mail]] you got here? You used the copy-and-paste response on that too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh''] Yeah, well, I didn't know who that was, I didn't realize that that was the, uh, that was a guy that, that went out, and that moved out when their, the prostitute did. Lose him. And I apologize...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I thought that you, I thought that you said that you spent a lot of time reading and carefully re-reading these e-mails. How do you not know the basics of what it's about?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I miss a detail or two sometimes, it happens to a lot!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You missed all the detail, Chris! You missed all the detail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I thought they were talking about Michael Jackson, the pop star.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Maybe if you'd read the e-mail you would've, you know, seen that that wasn't the case? Did you even look at that memorial? Chris, do you...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can say I have not looked... I did not...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, why do you not put effort into anything?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sudden anger''] I do put effort in every-, in everything!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Everything?! No! I told you that your website was going to get taken down because of a lawsuit over a stolen character, and you did nothing. I tell you you gotta upload pages and you do nothing. I tell you you gotta respond...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am, I am working on the pages...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you don't upload them!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes I will, yes I do, and I will!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, &amp;quot;will&amp;quot; is different from &amp;quot;do.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Will&amp;quot; is the future tense, and it hasn't happened yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''angry sigh''] I'm getting tired, I'm getting tired of this. You're raising your voice at me, I'm not, and I'm not, I don't appreciate it. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I... I think I kind of, I'm just trying to enunciate a point, I'm trying to get you to respond. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, um... A person raising their voice, that really is enough to just, you know, completely discombobulate you? Besides, you yelled at me first.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, you raised your voice at me first.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No. No. I asked you, &amp;quot;Chris, why do you not care about anything? And you screamed, &amp;quot;I DO CARE!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're being, you're being, you're being ridiculing to me. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, is that the pot calling the kettle black? Chris, I want to, I want to understand why it is okay for you to do so many things to other people that make you mad when they do them back to you. Please, I'm asking you a simple question. Please explain this to me. Why is it that any level, any tiny level of stress or inconvenience, and you immediately will fall back on, you know, you're being attacked, or you're being, you know, your world is...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It just happens, espec-, it just happens, especially when I'm tired.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No. That's not an excuse. That is not an excuse. That's an excuse that a child uses. Children complain that they have to do a little bit of hard, you know, work, or deal with unpleasant situations. Honestly? I have been very polite with you, Chris. I don't swear at you, except, you know, on a few occasions where you really piss me off, but for the most part I don't. I don't yell at you, I raise my voice in response to you raising your voice. I'm trying to help you, I'm trying to talk to you like an adult. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, I'm just tired right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''snorts'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you know, considering your bed at 11:00, uh, you probably want to finish this up, want to wrap this up as well. So I...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm doing good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Let's just that, let's just agree that, uh, I will be uploading the pages, and uh, what you got, perhaps, perhaps after book 10 is completed, uh, we could, uh, actually, you know what...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you know what? If you want to...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't worry about the ads, don't worry about that, uh, ad space at this point. I'll just agree to that, but, uh, but, yeah, but you know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talking over Chris''] Please, Stop, Running, Away from me, Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Please stop running away from me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''snort''] I know you're not literally running away, but you're trying to end the conversation because I'm making you feel bad. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And it's not even because I'm attacking or insulting you, I'm just presenting, you know, a few things that are very minorly unpleasant. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Okay, well, with that, uh, sometimes, there are things that, yeah, we don't, we generally, we would not prefer, we would prefer the opposite of unpleasant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You seem to prefer the opposite of unpleasant literally all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''heavy sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Any little bit of stress and you run for the hills. You avoid anything unpleasant, even, even in cases where dealing with a small problem now will avert a very big problem later. You always choose the hard way. You choose to deal with the big problem that you could have avoided. Bad news is gonna happen, Chris, life is not all fun and games.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm sure, well, I'm sure that that's happened to you and you actually had to do that as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but then I turned 10 and I started learning to get over it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Man the fuck up, Chris. Pardon my language, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well, I get, I get, and I said that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're gonna have to show that with your actions, Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. And I will.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you believe that we, um, could ever be friends, Chris?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Maybe.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Maybe?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, you gotta start listening to people that are trying to help you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am open to, I am open to opinions and thoughts when they are presented in a non-condescending, uh, appro-, acceptable tone, or, or whatever.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's what you always say, but you never act on them. I'm showing you things you haven't done, and you still don't do them. Because I've done this with you several times.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah. I will, listen, I gotta go, I'm really, seriously, I'm feeling really sleepy right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, well, have a good night. Maybe I'll talk to you later.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Take care. Bye-bye.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Call ends'']&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBY2M3SW5ybWg0Q2s The original audio]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxfkNdoV3fM Youtube version: part 1]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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		<title>War Paint Video</title>
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		<updated>2012-07-23T17:12:37Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Megatron pistol.jpg|thumb|A traditional [[Megatron pistol|weapon]] of the [[Cherokian Clan]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''War Paint Video''' (officially titled '''10142009''', not be confused with [[10142009|another video with same title and posted the same day]]) is a video in which [[Chris]] delivers some sort of poem to the [[trolls]] while wearing &amp;quot;Indian&amp;quot; face paint. He then proclaims his proud [[Cherokee]] heritage while at the same time showing a complete lack of knowledge about anything to do with Native American culture by repeating tired old Native American stereotypes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, if one looks close enough, the outline of Chris's [[Sports bra photo series|sports bra]] is visible through his shirt. There is also a set of [[Plush Breasts]] in the lower left corner of the frame (they are more easily seen in the later [[Brutal Legend]] video).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = War Paint Video&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|6YnwSa0o990}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 14 [[October 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Racism|text}}, {{Violence|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{WhiteTShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Challenge for Clyde II]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[15 October 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chants]'' [[Chris and English|Calling all trolls! Calling all trolls!]] You are at-We are at war! This is war! ''[Normally]'' I will not stand idly by while you [[Chris and English|take heed]] and mock and-curse my friends and my family. For you have dishonored me, and I will not stand for it! As I stand upon my native Cherokee heritage. I will-I will hunt you down you damn dirty trolls! This is war!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''AIYIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI-YI!!'''''&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Produces the [[Megatron pistol]] seen in [[CWC is Angry]]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Chris and English|Put down your wares and bring yourselves unto me. I will hun-Or I will hunt you down and really smite thee! You have been warned with the Cherokee ancestry.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Pause]''&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wikipedia:How (greeting)|How!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = How Could You, Chris?&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|hiiMeui27Qg}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/OhhhMyAxels OhhhMyAxels]&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 15 [[October 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cherokian Clan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ECV 00001]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Challenge for Clyde II]]|nextlink=[[15 October 2009]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troll Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-14]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_2&amp;diff=162062</id>
		<title>Sonichu 2</title>
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		<updated>2012-07-23T05:35:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox/Comic&lt;br /&gt;
| titleandissue  = Sonichu #2&lt;br /&gt;
| cover          = SchuComic3Cover.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| coverdate      = 24 April 2005&lt;br /&gt;
| finishedcomic  = 3 May 2005&lt;br /&gt;
| pagecount      = 45&lt;br /&gt;
| episodes       = 7-9&lt;br /&gt;
| sub-episodes   = 3&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''''Sonichu #2''''' is the third [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. This is where the comic begins to focus mostly on [[Chris]], with [[Sonichu]] as a side character.&lt;br /&gt;
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This issue introduces one of the bigger macguffins in Sonichu canon, the &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot; that by predicting future events, somehow also causes them to inexplicably occur. Having addressed Sonic and the introduction of Black Sonichu in the previous issue, Chris's next urgent business is to get down to addressing his feelings from his awkward love triangle with [[Sarah Hammer]] and [[Wes Iseli]], via this trilogy in which they turn into furries and are forced to team up to attack a giant monster. Note that Chris completed this entire issue in under two weeks--a blistering pace compared to his later efforts--suggesting that his heart was most into his work when he was using it to talk about himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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By the end of ''Sonichu'' #2, both [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]] are firmly established as the primary villains of the series... at least until the trolls show up.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 7: Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Resources&lt;br /&gt;
| title =Anchuent Prophecy&lt;br /&gt;
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_1 ''Episode 7''&lt;br /&gt;
| videobook =Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_7{{!}}''Episode 7''&lt;br /&gt;
| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic3P1.htm ''Episode 7''&lt;br /&gt;
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyNb58F8KI8&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=7 ''Episode 7''}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chrisansestore.jpg|thumb|left|Cherokees often look like white mutant children in Roman body armour.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] is zapping to the extreme in a field somewhere near [[CWCville]] when he discovers a strange rock formation. The largest of the three rocks has a cave-like opening, with the other two rocks in front of it. Sonichu notices a hedgehog-looking insignia on one of the smaller rocks and pauses to read its inscription: &amp;quot;Only the Creature, and his Master, of the Prophecy may enter the Destiny Cave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Just then, the other rock is revealed to actually be a mysterious old man, who explains that he is the [[Keeper of the Destiny Cave]]. He instantly recognizes Sonichu as the Creature of the Prophecy, and explains that Sonichu's true original creator can enter the Destiny Cave to unlock a special power. Sonichu zaps back home to tell this to [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Christian]], who seems to immediately tell it back to him. They then leave for the cave.&lt;br /&gt;
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Here they learn the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] of the [[Cherokian Clan]], which tells of how the clan's [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|leader]] would be reincarnated as someone who gives birth (that's actually what it says) to an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]. This reincarnated chieftain would then come to the Destiny Cave and release the powers of his past life, as well as the powers of his [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan|queen]] and [[Wasabi Rival|rival]]. The reincarnations of these three people would receive their released powers, allowing them to transform into Electric Hedgehog Pokémon to battle an ancient evil that was inadvertently released by Sonichu's discovery of the cave.&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding that he will need the ancient powers to defeat the ancient evil, Christian fulfills the Anchuent Prophecy by place in his homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] on an ancient pedestal in the ancient center of the ancient cave. As the Keeper says the magic words ''&amp;quot;Anoz aelc amulp oerc ikabmol ah ah!&amp;quot;'' the medallion levitates and returns to Chris's neck, causing him to experience a vision. Chris speaks with his past self, who was in life Christian's [[Cherokee]] great-great-grandfather. This ancestor warns Chris that his rival will try to fight him, but his [[gal pal|lady friend]] will show up to help.&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian tries out his new powers, and when he awakes from the vision he finds he has been transformed into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], an electric hedgehog that could best be described as [[Sonic the Hedgehog|a blue version of Sonichu]]. Chris-Chan is pleased by this development, but Sonichu is disturbed and asks that they both zap out of the cave.&lt;br /&gt;
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Elsewhere, mystic energies rain down upon the homes of [[Wes Iseli]] and [[Sarah Hammer]], delivering enchanted totems of ancient power...&lt;br /&gt;
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===Advertisement 1===&lt;br /&gt;
The makers of [[AXE]] purchase an ad with a questionable marketing strategy: smell so great, it's almost like you bathed!&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 8: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Chaos &amp;amp; Serenity&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Resources&lt;br /&gt;
| title =Chaos &amp;amp; Serenity&lt;br /&gt;
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ''Episode 8''&lt;br /&gt;
| videobook =Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8{{!}}''Episode 8''&lt;br /&gt;
| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic3P6.htm ''Episode 8''&lt;br /&gt;
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4SHK76Qszc&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=8 ''Episode 8''}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Wes Iseli]] experiences a vision very similar to Christian's, in which he meets his past self, a member of the [[Wasabi Clan]] wearing a robe and wizard hat. Just as the Cherokee leader had said, his Wasabi rival is only concerned with their old grudge and instructs Wes to use the power of the Fireshock Pendant to seek revenge against Christian. Since Chris was once jealous of Wes, this is of course perfect motivation for Wes to want to kill Chris, so he accepts this mission and transforms into the orange Wes-Li Sonichu, and undergoes training during his vision.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sarah Hammer]] also experiences a vision, wherein she meets the [[queen of the Cherokee Clan]]. The queen tells Sarah that she must use her Lightning Bracelets to bring serenity to the other hedgehogs of the prophecy, whom she does not direct identify for some reason. Sarah transforms into Saramah Rosechu and also trains to use her newfound powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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Instead of receiving training from his ancestor, Chris-Chan Sonichu has been instructed in the use of his powers by Sonichu. The only thing they can't figure out is how to change Chris-Chan back to Christian Chandler, until Sonichu gives his father an awkward pat on the chest. By touching the pattern in Chris-Chan's fur shaped like his medallion, Sonichu accidentally changes Christian back to normal. Unfortunately, this has left Christian vulnerable, as Wes-Li has arrived to destroy him. Saramah is not far off, but will not arrive in time to prevent the fight.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and Sonichu are able to avoid Wes-Li's initial attacks, until the orange hedgehog reveals himself as the rival foretold in the prophecy. Once Chris realizes that Wes-Li is Wes Iseli, they stop fighting long enough to air their grievances, little realizing that Saramah is eavesdropping. Chris admits he was jealous for Sarah, while Wes-Li rambles on about the coveted [[Cherokian crown]]. Saramah is awed by Chris being jealous for her, because that sort of thing always turns chicks on. Wes-Li finally resumes the battle, but Christian counters with ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards, which buys him time to transform back into Chris-Chan. The two furries trade shitty anime attacks until Wes-Li lands a Sky Uppercut to Chris-Chan's chris-chin, allowing Wes-Li to obtain the Cherokian crown, which has mysteriously appeared out of nowhere at this point.&lt;br /&gt;
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Before Wes-Li can finish Chris off, Saramah finally intervenes, shooting arrows into Wes-Li's body that pin him against a non-sacred tree.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Advertisement 2===&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu appears with a milk-mustache, to support the [[homos|California Milk Processing Board]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 9: Chris-Chan, Saramah, &amp;amp; Wes-Li in &amp;quot;The Evil that Stomped CWCville&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Resources&lt;br /&gt;
| title =The Evil that Stomped CWCville&lt;br /&gt;
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_25 ''Episode 9''&lt;br /&gt;
| videobook =Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_9{{!}}''Episode 9''&lt;br /&gt;
| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic3P13.htm ''Episode 9''&lt;br /&gt;
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4SHK76Qszc&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=9 ''Episode 9''}}&lt;br /&gt;
Having saved Chris-Chan's ass, Saramah returns to him the Cherokian crown that he had never previously had in the first place. She then reads the riot act to Wes-Li, allowing him and Chris-Chan to recognize that she is Sarah Hammer. Outraged over the way Wes-Li has treated her bestest friend ever, Saramah yanks her lightning arrows right out of his chest, and breaks up with him on the spot. Wes-Li cries and pouts like a little bitch (although not as badly as Christian does) until Saramah reminds the trio of their duty to stop the prophesied evil.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris-Chan, Wes-Li, and Saramah battle Count Graduon. Sarah breaks up with Wes, but then turns around and cockblocks Chris as well. Just then Sonichu reappears for the first time in, like, a week to tell Chris-Chan that [[Rosechu]] called to say a rock monster is attacking CWCville. Chris sends Sonichu on ahead, and Saramah uses her powers to levitate the others in floating bubbles.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, in CWCville, it is apparent that the giant golem monster is being directed by Christian's old nemesis [[Mary Lee Walsh]], riding a broom and armed with a scepter possessed by an ancient spirit. The spirit gloats that, despite having been imprisoned for centuries by the Cherokian and Wasabi clans, he will have his revenge and rule the world. When the hedgehogs arrive, Saramah asks for Chris-Chan's opinion based on his familiarity with the city. Chris's answer has nothing to do with that; he vaguely suggests that large monsters always have weak knees (which is just a throwaway gag from an episode of ''[[Excel Saga]]'', which made a lot more sense in context). Wes-Li is thoroughly depressed by Saramah breaking up with him, and is utterly useless. Chris, who would '''never''' surrender to self-pity, gives Wes-Li a pep talk.&lt;br /&gt;
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All this time, Rosechu has been spending Sonichu's hard-earned money at CWCville Mall instead of using her superpowers to get shit done. She stands around hoping Sonichu and Chris-Chan will be all right, which is all she's ever been good for.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:SchuComic3Page32.jpg|thumb|left|In this panel, Saramah and Wes-Li attack the golem while Chris-Chan smokes a massive joint.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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The three Electric Hedgehogs employ a three-pronged attack, completely disregarding Chris's prior idea of focusing on the knees. Their combined forces stagger the golem, and Chris leads them in their Team Blast maneuver, the Blue Fireball Attack, for the win. With the golem destroyed, they face down Mary Lee Walsh, but she elects to retreat while the scepter casually introduces itself as the ancient evil, [[Count Graduon]]. Sonichu finally shows up, having arrived too late for his entire self-titled series, although he has Rosechu in tow, suggesting he stopped off for a quickie on the way. The three prophesied hedgehogs revert to their human states and Chris summons a cab to take them back to his mayoral office.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, in Chris's bedroom, he and Sarah discuss their adventure and catch up on old times. Chris spies [[china|an opening]] now that Wes is out of the picture, and it just so happens Sarah is thinking about a new man in her life...named [[William Spicer|William]]. Looks like somebody just laid down the Yu-Gi-Oh! card for cockblocked, amirite?&lt;br /&gt;
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In a coda to this issue, Chris dedicates the story to the real life Sarah Hammer, his best friend in the whole wide world. Judging from the tribute page, he doesn't seem to know anything about her beyond age ten.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Dedication Page===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris gives the short, short-version of ''[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]'' in a single page dedication.&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sub-Episode 3: Christian Chandler &amp;amp; Sonichu in &amp;quot;Witch Confront&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Resources&lt;br /&gt;
| title =Witch Confront&lt;br /&gt;
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_37 ''Sub-Episode 3''&lt;br /&gt;
| videobook =Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 3{{!}}''Sub-Episode 3''&lt;br /&gt;
| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic3P19.htm ''Sub-Episode 3''&lt;br /&gt;
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQfYyY24aCo&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=14 ''Sub-Episode 3''}}&lt;br /&gt;
This story is an expanded, redrawn version of the 18 March [[2004]] comic strip seen in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' 0]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Following her brief, unexplained appearances in Episode 9, Christian's narration quickly gives [[Mary Lee Walsh]] a proper introduction, explaining that she tore up his [[Attraction Sign]], shattered his [[heart level|heart]], and hurt his soul in the early months of his [[Love Quest]]. He resolves that Mary Lee must be stopped before she hurts others.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite his [[ancestor]] advising him to use his powers responsibly to protect innocents, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] commences an unprovoked invasion of Mary Lee Walsh's office at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], while she is stirring some potion in a boiling cauldron. Chris-Chan makes a token effort to suggest he's here for the safety of the public, but it's obvious he's just avenging Christian Weston Chandler. Walsh mocks Chris-Chan's corny old [[Sailor Moon]] poses and attacks him with dark magic, but Chris-Chan counters with Thunderbolt, Double Team, and Mirror Coat.&lt;br /&gt;
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Seeing that their magical attacks are too evenly matched, Walsh invites Chris to hand-to-hand combat. Chris assures us he's never hit a woman, but since she's asking for it, he strikes her with a Mach Punch. The blow from a super-powered hedgehog doesn't faze her, however, and she responds with a Kick to the Balls. Chris-Chan tries a Mega Kick, but just then Walsh lunges with her pitchfork and somehow presses his transformation spot without completely impaling him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris reverts back to human form and lays prone on the ground, as Mary Lee Walsh puts two and two together: Chris-Chan Sonichu is secretly Christian Weston Chandler. Having shattered his heart, defeated him battle, and discovered his secret identity, Walsh decides there's nothing left to do but kill Christian. Before the final blow is struck, however, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] intervenes, revealing that he has been watching the whole time in case his father needed help. Christian quickly recovers and together they deliver their final attack. As Walsh cackles maniacally, Chris casts [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] while Sonichu uses Thunder; the combined energy appears to destroy Mary Lee, as she screams into oblivion. Or does she...?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Back Cover===&lt;br /&gt;
In the original releases of ''Sonichu'' #2, the back cover featured a personal army request from CWC, where he asks his fans to start a grass-roots campaign to get [[Nintendo]] to recognize and embrace the ''Sonichu'' Franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the CWCipedia version, however, the back cover message has been replaced with the ad for ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:SchuComicFreeBack.jpg|Early Back Cover&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sonichu Adventure for Gamecube.jpg|Revised Back Cover&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cherokian Clan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sarah Hammer]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBOVJ5WnE2ZzlrZE0 Download this episode as a .zip file]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Sonichu comic book issues]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_1&amp;diff=162061</id>
		<title>Sonichu 1</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_1&amp;diff=162061"/>
		<updated>2012-07-23T05:23:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* External links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox/Comic&lt;br /&gt;
| titleandissue  = Sonichu #1&lt;br /&gt;
| cover          = issueone.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| coverdate      = 31 March 2005&lt;br /&gt;
| finishedcomic  = 18 April 2005&lt;br /&gt;
| pagecount      = 45&lt;br /&gt;
| episodes       = 4-6&lt;br /&gt;
| sub-episodes   = 2&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''Sonichu'' #1''' is the second issue of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]]. Unlikely as it might sound, this one is actually even more [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] than [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Having only just created [[Sonichu]] from a [[Pikachu]] mutated by exposure to [[Sonic]] and his Chaos Emeralds, Chris immediately blows his wad by jumping right into the first Sonic/Sonichu team-up. (All imaginative ten-year-olds roleplay themselves in their favorite imaginary worlds, but only Christian thinks his preteen fantasies are marketable.) It would not be until [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] that the way past cool [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] would be out of [[Sonic]]'s shadow... which happens to be about the time Chris starts hogging the spotlight.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the tradition of all great comic book crossovers, ''Sonichu'' #1 pits Sonic and Sonichu against two titanic villains, namely Sonic's enemy [[Ivo Robotnik]] and Pokémon bad guy [[Giovanni]]. It's as if he doesn't want you to forget where he stole all this shit from. Further complicating the plot, it is made clear that last issue's villain, Naitsirhc, is indeed Giovanni's son, who acted on orders from his father to collect Sonichu's genetic code. Together, Robotnik and Giovanni would shake the foundations of CWCville by introducing its next major character, Bill the Scientist. Also, Black Sonichu or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 4: Black Sonichu in &amp;quot;Darkness, Speed, &amp;amp; Lightning!&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Synopsis===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Naitsirhc]] has returned to base from his battle with Sonichu in Episode 3. Although he was unable to capture Sonichu, he did obtain a sample of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]'s genetic code, which was the true purpose of the mission. His father, Team Rocket leader [[Giovanni]], congratulates him for his accomplishment. Giovanni goes on to describe his recent contact with [[Ivo Robotnik]], who has come to share Team Rocket's fascination with Sonichu. The bane of [[Pokémon]] and the archnemesis of [[Sonic]] forge an alliance to create their own Sonichu to destroy the original, for no apparent reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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While Team Rocket scientists conduct their genetic engineering, fate intervenes as [[Bill The Scientist]] accidentally spills his cherry cola into Sonichu's DNA. Unbothered by his colossal blunder, Bill places the contaminated sample into the resequencer, which quickly grows an imperfect duplicate of the original zappin' hedgehog. Naitsirhc immediately notices that the clone appears to be black in color, but is unsure of his suspicions.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although Team Rocket immediately bombards the clone with messages intended to program its mind to serve their purposes, this new hedgehog proves willful enough to resist, perhaps due to the cherry cola mutation. Later, when the clone is deemed ready to release from stasis, the color alteration caused by the aforementioned cherry cola is undeniable. Robotnik finds [[Chris_and_art#Originality|the shadowy hedgehog]] oddly familiar; Naitsirhc seems disappointed that his pet should be black and names him &amp;quot;[[Black Sonichu]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Giovanni and Robotnik present &amp;quot;Blachu&amp;quot; a gift in the form of rocket boosters intended to increase his speed, the better to defeat Sonichu in battle. Black Sonichu is heavily briefed on Team Rocket's agenda, and on why his skin color was altered by the previously mentioned dose of cherry cola. Robotnik reports in with the latest intelligence gathered on Sonichu, providing vital details about his location, abilities, and personal relationships (despite the fact that all of this data was freely obtained in their last encounter). After rigorous training, Black Sonichu is judged to be superior to Sonichu, and ready for his mission.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Advertisement 1===&lt;br /&gt;
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''[[Sonichu Advance]]'' and ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 5: Sonichu in &amp;quot;Informal Meeting&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|Despite taking several art classes and claiming to be a brilliant artist, Chris fails at basic proportions.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naitsirhc shows Black Sonichu a map of [[CWCville]] and the surrounding area, and explains the plan. Blachu's mission is to intercept Sonichu and Rosechu on their way from the [[Zapbud]] fields to [[Kel]]'s cottage near the lake and capture Rosechu; this will lure Sonichu into a trap prepared by Team Rocket and Robotnik.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, in the Zapbud fields, Sonichu and Rosechu have a completely meaningless conversation until Kel calls Rosechu to tell the couple that dinner is ready. While Sonichu carries Rosechu back home, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] decides to go exploring near the same area. Coincidentally, Black Sonichu is lurking in the bushes at the exact point where Sonic and Sonichu will meet. Using the enhanced speed inborn in his race, the dark-skinned creature strikes out at his betters, and abducts the helpless, virtuous, fair-skinned woman, as is his nature. Distracted by this perfidy, Sonichu collides head-on with Sonic. At the same time, Rosechu discovers, to her utter horror, that she is no longer in the arms of a pure, cultivated man but a thuggish, black brute. She demands that he release her, but the crude, leering subhuman refuses, obligated as he is to obey his masters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonic and Sonichu recover from their collision and begin to bicker until they recognize one another from the battle with the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] where Sonichu was evolved from a Pikachu. The two heroes quickly compare notes, and agree to work together to save Rosechu in a historic team-up.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Advertisement 2===&lt;br /&gt;
Catch the power of Sonichu in the Pokémon [[Card games|Trading Card Game]]! [[Card games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|EX-CWC]] brings new strategies with over [[The Wall of Originals|60 new cards]] with new Pokémon, trainers, and a new energy card!&lt;br /&gt;
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This ad is the first to feature Christian's custom [[card games|trading cards]] as part of the 'official' ''Sonichu'' franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 6: Sonic &amp;amp; Sonichu &amp;quot;Black Metal Combat&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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By now Black Sonichu has returned to base and Rosechu is safely imprisoned. The bars to Rosechu's cell are coated with rubber, to prevent her from destroying them with her lightning powers. Of course, there is no safeguard to prevent her from simply reaching through the bars to zap her captors, but the villains have wisely reckoned with Rosechu's simplistic female brain and of course fear nothing. Naitsirhc and Robotnik review their plan: Blachu will keep Sonichu preoccupied until Sonichu steps on an &amp;quot;X&amp;quot;, at which point Robotnik will drop a dome over the hero to drain away his energy. Robotnik then launches into a song and dance:&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Robotnik.jpg|thumb|Puttin' on the Ritz]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a [[Chris and Anger|mad]] [[Honor Roll|geinus]]! Robotnik, Robotnik! I create chaos with my machines! I'm the darkest evil, and I'm mean! I have a monkey in my robot! Wait! The monkey is a robot! I turned the animal into a robot! With a process I call robotization!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Christian Weston Chandler]] appears here to mock the retarded song that he himself wrote.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, Sonic and Sonichu have successfully tracked Black Sonichu to Team Rocket's headquarters, but someone has foolishly left a medallion near the door bearing the face of Dr. Robotnik. Sonic immediately recognizes that his old enemy is involved somehow and is now on guard for a trap. It is agreed that Sonichu will enter alone, while Sonic remains behind as backup.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu discovers Rosey, but Naitsirhc, Giovanni, and Robotnik surprise the yellow hedgehog with the arrival of Black Sonichu. A brief scuffle erupts, until Sonichu steps into position for Robotnik's dome. However, Sonic does his intervenes before Robotnik can begin the power drainage. Infuriated by Sonic, Robotnik releases his contingency plan: [[Metal Sonichu]]. Being infinitely more capable than any of Chris's characters, Sonic runs rings around Metal Sonichu, then releases Sonichu and uses the unbreakable dome to slow the mechanical hedgehog down. Sonichu and Sonic then combine forces for a Zap Cannonball attack. Metal Sonichu anticipates the attack and assumes Defense Curl to protect against it, transforming into a perfect sphere. However, this is the automaton's undoing, as the force of the Zap Cannonball attack hits Metal Sonichu like a pool cue, knocking it through a wall, straight up a mountain, and into outer space before it finally crashes into the goddamn [[The Moon|''Moon'']].&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonic and Sonichu mock Naitsirhc, Robotnik, and Giovanni, but when they prepare to leave Rosey balks. She turns to Black Sonichu, punching him in the face and knocking out two teeth (The miserable cur is undoubtedly elated by this opportunity to have a garish &amp;quot;grill&amp;quot; installed in his mouth.)  &lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, on the moon, [[Metal Sonichu]] is seemingly undamaged, and programmed for vengeance... eventually.&lt;br /&gt;
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In an epilogue, we find Rosechu and [[Amy Rose]] at [[CWCville Mall]], shopping for things that will make them more attractive to their male partners as God and Jesus intended. In a chance encounter, the two girls run into one another, and are immediately struck by the fact they look exactly alike... and by the fact they are wearing different (and thus legally distinct) outfits. Amy and Rosey of course find they have many things in common, but being mere females they cannot hope to have a meaningful conversation about this serendipity and descend into trivial banter. Christian Chandler again interrupts the story to lightheartedly rescue us from the agony of having to listen to women talk without the promise of earning sex.&lt;br /&gt;
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===CWC's Art Gallery!===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]: This appears to be the cover of the band's first album, set in a zany green background, and without frontman CWC pasted into the middle.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;The Rise &amp;amp; Fall of My Heart&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Unlikelyprospect.jpg|thumb|Even characters Chris creates himself have a hard time believing the turn of events, given the fact Chris always fails at doing anything.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This legendary installment dramatizes the real-life incident in which Chris was trolled by [[Hanna|a girl at the mall]] during his [[Love Quest]].&lt;br /&gt;
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We begin with Christian sitting in what is presumably the food court at a local mall, again contemplating his seemingly endless quest. A graphic alerts us to the fact that his [[heart level]] has not recovered fully from the last time his heart was shattered; he is currently at 20%. He resolves to resume attracting women as soon as he finishes his Chicken McNuggets, but his thoughts are interrupted by the timely arrival of a young woman named [[Hanna]]. As if she is too good to be true, she employs the same blunt protocol Chris would use, dispensing with small talk to announce that she heard Chris needs a girlfriend and that she would like to have coffee with him. Having prepared for this moment for years, Chris plays it cool and makes the date, but once Hanna is out of sight he erupts into a rainbow joygasm as his heart is repaired to 100%.&lt;br /&gt;
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In an act of revisionism that only George Lucas could rival, Chris would later [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|replace]] the infamous &amp;quot;fat man dancing in a gay rainbow vortex&amp;quot; version of this page with a new one, in which he is depicted outside the gates of Heaven, as though he jumped for joy so high he had rocketed briefly into the stratosphere.&lt;br /&gt;
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Seconds after his return from the rainbow vortex (or Heaven), Chris is at Starbucks for the date that won't occur for another fifteen minutes. He is elated beyond belief, and eagerly shares his joy with Rosechu, who is--as ever--shopping at the mall and gossiping to her friends. Later, when Hanna arrives and greetings are exchanged, Chris pulls out pen and paper and takes detailed notes as he asks her about her hobbies. He learns that Hanna enjoys playing guitar and reading Chuck Paladuck. Hanna quickly finds the key to Chris's heart by asking about his [[Sonichu medallion]] and [[Scrapbook of Fail]]. At the conclusion of this date, Chris makes sure to give Hanna what is described as a &amp;quot;Double-Take&amp;quot; flirt, which sounds like something that Chris would do in a painfully awkward manner.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, while Chris is loitering in the mall telling his mother that he talked to a girl, Rosechu overhears Hanna and her friends talking about how Hanna was pretending to like Chris as a prank conceived by her boss. For a moment Rosechu is left aghast by her dilemma, but like all women she is innately purehearted and good, so she makes the right choice to tell Chris the unfortunate truth. When she finds him, he is looking up pick-up lines on ''[[Sprung]]'' to use on Hanna (which makes no sense because he has already picked her up). It is difficult for Rosechu to break the news, and even more difficult for Chris to accept it. Outraged, he rushes off to confront Hanna, demanding the truth. Hanna admits that she was only faking, but is nevertheless upset about the deception, as no woman truly wants to harm Christian Chandler. But Chris pushes on, insisting that she must have nonetheless come to appreciate him during their mini-date. Hanna's answer is stark and unyielding: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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His heart shattered back down to 15%, Chris calmly excuses himself, then cries out in anguish:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|NOOOOOOOOO!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Undaunted in the face of abject defeat, Chris composes a heartfelt email to Hanna, making sure she is aware of the emotional pain she has caused him while also making sure she knows he'll take her back as long as she doesn't smoke and doesn't already have a boyfriend. In closing, Christian points out that he was in [[honor roll]], dammit, so she should totally want to swallow his [[Navy|comeuppance]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Advertisement 3===&lt;br /&gt;
''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'', coming never to [[Nintendo]] GameCube.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blake]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hanna]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBSE5BYTFMVXcwaVE Download this episode as a .zip file]&lt;br /&gt;
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| titleandissue  = Sonichu #0&lt;br /&gt;
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| coverdate      = 24 November 2004&lt;br /&gt;
| began          = 3 January 2004&lt;br /&gt;
| finishedcomic  = 24 March 2005&lt;br /&gt;
| pagecount      = 45&lt;br /&gt;
| episodes       = 1-3&lt;br /&gt;
| sub-episodes   = 1&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = n/a&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''Sonichu #0''''' is the first issue of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s &amp;quot;[[Sonichu (comic)|masterpiece]]&amp;quot;. At this point, the comic was ''almost'' entirely about [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], although bits of Chris's life still managed to find their way in.&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;hand-drawn premiere issue&amp;quot; is a special zero issue. In the comics industry, zero issues are used as either a sales-enhancing gimmick or a special preview of work that will not truly begin until issue #1. We're not sure which one Chris was going for.&lt;br /&gt;
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The comic consists of Sonichu's first three adventures. In &amp;quot;Sonichu's Origin,&amp;quot; the core cast of the series is introduced as Sonichu and Rosechu are created. Then, in &amp;quot;Genesis of the Lovehogs,&amp;quot; the two protagonists meet and immediately fall in love. Finally, in &amp;quot;Sonichu vs. Naitsirhc,&amp;quot; our yellow hero does battle with his first real villain, who but foreshadows the challenges awaiting the hedgehogs in the following issue. Bonus material in ''Sonichu'' #0 includes various advertisements for imaginary Sonichu products, &amp;quot;classic&amp;quot; Sonichu comic strips drawn outside of the narrative of the main comic book.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris began working on ''Sonichu'' #0 by creating the cover on 24 November [[2004]] (although many of the classic strips predate this). He completed the primary story on 15 March [[2005]], although he was inspired by real-life events to return to this work and add the first-ever sub-episode featuring himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 1: &amp;quot;Sonichu's Origin&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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| videobook =Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Episode_1{{!}}''Episode 1''&lt;br /&gt;
| sonichusite =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComicP1.htm ''Episode 1''&lt;br /&gt;
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVmyW9stnYs&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=0 ''Episode 1''}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Disclaimer Page===&lt;br /&gt;
''Sonichu'' #0 features the first instance of the Disclaimer Page, in which Chris draws a squiggly line of insanity around the definitions of [[copyright]] and [[parody]]. This page will bear repeating in every subsequent episode, and is read before every [[Videobook]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Synopsis===&lt;br /&gt;
A wild male [[Pikachu]] wanders through a field until he notices catastrophic destruction five &amp;quot;[[Chris and english|mies]]&amp;quot; away in [[Station Square]], where the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] is running rampant. He runs to the city, where he finds [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] battling the monster, using the [[Chaos Emeralds]] to transform into Super Sonic. Perfect Chaos counterattacks, hurling Sonic directly into the Pikachu, with the resulting collision causing the Chaos Emeralds' energy to mingle with that of Pikachu's, releasing a powerful [[rainbow]] into the sky.&lt;br /&gt;
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Fifteen miles away, the rainbow touches down in front of the house of Pokémon trainer [[Kel]], whose female [[Raichu]] is caught in the blast. At both endpoints of the rainbow, the Pokémon are transformed into hedgehog-like creatures. Kel discovers that her Raichu is now pink, standing upright, wearing a red dress, and capable of human speech. She remarks that this new species of Pokémon is &amp;quot;as pretty as a rose,&amp;quot; and thus coins the name [[Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The former Pikachu awakens from the collision with Sonic and, failing to notice his transformation, joins Sonic in the battle against Perfect Chaos. His thunder attack defeats the monster, and the gathering crowd mistakes him for Sonic (who has now departed) as they cheer him on. Later, after considering his new role in the universe, he names the species he has evolved into &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot;, in honor of his brief ally.&lt;br /&gt;
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Episode 1 will later on be remade as a [[LittleBigPlanet]] [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|level]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Introductions==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Resources&lt;br /&gt;
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Cartoon CWC takes some time out of the thrilling saga of Sonichu to  provide exposition about key elements of the upcoming stories, with profiles on [[CWCville]], Sonichu, Rosechu, Kel, [[Naitsirhc]], [[Black Sonichu]], the [[Chaotic Combo]], and [[Flame the Sunbird]]. Chris hints at the significance of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[Saramah Rosechu]], and [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and briefly mentions the villains of the series: [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and the [[Jerkops]]. The greatest attention is given to Christian himself and the fact that [[Love Quest|he needs a girlfriend]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 2: &amp;quot;Genesis of the Lovehogs&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg|thumb|&amp;quot;Mine, and '''THE FIRST''' romantic attempt, and I did an [[Lie|''AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB'']]&amp;quot;....]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Sonichu]] is wandering through the forest. A week has passed since he was forcefully evolved by the power of the Chaos Emeralds, and he has found that in his larger form he cannot receive adequate subsistence from the diet of a [[Pikachu]]. He is also overcome with a newly found sense of loneliness, being the only [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] in existence--at least, insofar as he is aware.&lt;br /&gt;
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Just then Sonichu notices [[Rosechu]] standing by a stream. He is instantly attracted to this similar species of hedgehog, and quietly stalks her as she returns to her home. Lurking in the bushes, Sonichu sees that Rosechu lives with her trainer, [[Kel]], and decides that he can beg this person for food.&lt;br /&gt;
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Inside, Rosechu complains of her own loneliness. Kel generously offers her [[Pokémon#David the Dragonite/Daisy the Dragonite|Dragonite]] for [[Hanky-Panky|companionship]], but Rosey dismisses the idea, since a Dragonite's cock is too big for even her own gaping slot. Just then Rosechu answers a knock at the door to find Sonichu panhandling for change. Immediately smitten, she aggressively pulls him into the cabin and has Kel cook them dinner.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Within a few days, Sonichu and Rosechu are inseparable. One night, while staring at [[the Moon]] out by the lake, they interlock tails and share their first kiss, in the first of many heartwarming love scenes. &lt;br /&gt;
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Given [[Christian]]'s own [[Love Quest|inability to get laid]], &amp;quot;Genesis of the Lovehogs&amp;quot; provides fascinating insight into how he believes romance is supposed to work: Boy sees girl, [[Megan|boy stalks girl for five minutes]], girl wants to have sex with boy the second she lays eyes on him.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Advertisement 1===&lt;br /&gt;
The first of many [[parody]] ads appears between Episodes 2 and 3; this particular ad is for two ill-fated Sonichu games for Game Boy Advance: ''[[Sonichu Advance]]'' and ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 3: &amp;quot;Sonichu vs. Naitsirhc&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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| videobook =Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Episode_3{{!}}''Episode 3''&lt;br /&gt;
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| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj3872mqS10&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=2 ''Sonichu 3''}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:201-SchuAqua.jpg|thumb|THE BUN IS IN YOUR MIND]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Synopsis===&lt;br /&gt;
We find Sonichu in [[CWCville Mall]], confronting [[Naitsirhc Giovanni]] riding a [[Zapdos]] that is clutching [[Rosechu]] in its talons. When hostage negotiations fail, the battle is on, and Sonichu briefly recalls how the situation arose.&lt;br /&gt;
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Earlier in the day, [[Kel]] took her Pokémon into town to run errands, and allowed Rosechu to go shopping with Kel's credit card.  Sonichu was entrusted to restrain Rosey's uncontrollably lavish spending, typical of a female, but he quickly abandoned this duty to please his lover. Later in the food court, the couple visited a fast food restaurant; since Rosechu has lady-parts she could only eat salad, while Sonichu attempted to eat a [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Baffler Meal]] and became sick from eating [[pickle]]s.  It was at this point that Zapdos ambushed the hedgehogs, capturing Rosey.&lt;br /&gt;
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Using standard Pokémon fighting techniques, Sonichu shows up Zapdos with his Sky Uppercut and Mega Kick. For the ''coup de grâce'', Sonichu uses Double Team to confuse Zapdos with mirages of himself; he then uses this diversion to rescue Rosey before his duplicates zap the Zapdos, defeating it. Naitsirhc recalls the Zapdos to its Poké Ball, and swears he will challenge Sonichu again before riding off on a [[Raikou]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Since this is Sonichu's first public outing in which he is not mistaken for [[Sonic]], he is heralded as a hero by the people of CWCville. [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] makes his debut as a full-fledged character, and, in his capacity as the city's mayor, congratulates the yellow hedgehog.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, in the first of many segments that break the fourth wall, Christian and Sonichu leave the mall talking about the high quality of this issue of Sonichu, and Sonichu expresses amazement and incredulity when he learns that Christian's obvious talent has not earned him a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. Christian drives off to the [[Fashion Square Mall]] to continue his [[Love Quest]], while Sonichu morbidly admires his father's persistence in the face of certain failure. That a newly-created Pokémon immediately recognized Chris as his &amp;quot;father&amp;quot; is never actually explained.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Analysis===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuComicPage25_detail.jpg|thumb|Gotta Catch 'Em All!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Episode 3 is a good example of early [[CWCville]]. Sonichu is just a Mary Sue for Christian to play in a Sonic-inclusive-Pokéworld. Naitsirhc's motivation is that he's ''GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL'' for his gangster father, Giovanni. Contrast this with his later incarnation, [[Reldnahc]], or Chris's enemies in the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Classic Sonichu Strips==&lt;br /&gt;
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| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_XS09cbMpM&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=3 ''Episode 3''}} &lt;br /&gt;
Pages 28-34 of this issue feature comic strips drawn throughout [[2004]].&lt;br /&gt;
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# 25 years into the future, [[Sonichu]] (now evolved into [[Metonic]]), recycles a joke from [[Excel Saga]] while chopping logs.&lt;br /&gt;
# Sonichu asks Rosechu how things are going, and she explains she's been busy &amp;quot;being beautiful&amp;quot; but confesses that she hates working so hard at it (which is what all women do). Sonichu demonstrates his amazing ability to listen to women and respect their feelings (hint, hint, YOUNG LADIES) until Rosey calls out [[Black Sonichu]] for stalking them.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;quot;Christian &amp;amp; Sonichu vs. the Mastermind&amp;quot;: [[Christian]] and Sonichu defeat [[Mary Lee Walsh]] with the combined power of Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] and Sonichu's thunder attack.&lt;br /&gt;
# Sonichu and [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] rescue [[Barbara Chandler]] from [[Naitsirhc]]. Barbara is depicted characterizing Sonichu as Christian's son.&lt;br /&gt;
# [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is beaten up by [[jerkops]], under orders from Mary Lee Walsh. Rosechu can only stand by helplessly, as she lacks a [[pickle|penis]]. Nevertheless, [[Sarhamah Rosechu]] arrives to save Chris, so that he can reassure himself that he is still important in the life of a woman he cannot have sex with. This Sub-[[Sub-Episode]] is later reincorporated into [[Sub-Episode 7]], in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sub-Episode 1: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Jerkop-tastropie&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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| videobook =Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Sub_Episode_1{{!}}''Sub-Episode 1''&lt;br /&gt;
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| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxkUuXyv3A&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1&amp;amp;index=12 ''Sub-Episode 1''}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jerkhief_my_soul_hurts.jpg|thumb|MY SOUL HURTS!]]&lt;br /&gt;
One year and seven months into [[Christian]]'s [[Love Quest]], he ponders his lack of progress while listening to music on his Nintendo DS. Just then, the enormously fat [[niggos|black]] [[Jerkhief]] towers over Chris, rightfully calling him out and accusing Chris of soliciting sex. Chris is outraged by this insult, and valiantly defends his honor. The Jerkhief summons his [[Jerkops]] to handcuff Chris, but his keen tactical mind allows him to spot his assailant and dodge them, causing a Jerkop to handcuff himself. Chris backhands another Jerkop square in the face, giving him enough breathing room to transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Homos|tells everybody to dance now...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The Jerkhief responds by summoning his Metal Armor, and a pitched battle begins. Chris-Chan uses Mega Kick, Double Team, Mirror Coat, and Thunderbolt to disarm the Jerkhief, and honorably offers mercy to his defeated foe. But the Jerkhief is without honor; defiant to the end, he fires a handgun at Chris-Chan, who uses Barrier to deflect the pitiful attack.  &lt;br /&gt;
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His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]. The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit, taking the custody to his kids, house, and everything he owns with her. The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris [[Chris and his Ego|callously responds that he's suffered worse.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sub-Episode 1, along with the other Sub-Episodes, is reprinted in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Advertisement 2===&lt;br /&gt;
''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'', coming &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;soon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; never exclusively for Nintendo Game Cube! Note that Chris draw most of the Game Cube dress by hand, but likely forgot the &amp;quot;Only for&amp;quot; label and thus had to photoshop it in. &lt;br /&gt;
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This ad appeared between the Classic Sonichu Strips and Sub-Episode 1 in the initial release of ''Sonichu'' #0, but moved to the back cover on the more recent [[CWCipedia]] version. This can actually make it difficult to find, since the CWCipedia links are [[autism|frequently broken]]. Ads for ''Sonichu Adventure'' would continue to run in future issues, all the way through to [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu (comic)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu (character)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBYThURjdTbjFEMWs Download this episode as a .zip file]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:SonichuChronicles.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Intro to The Sonichu Chronicles. Hey, at least he didn't make his own background.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''The Sonichu Chronicles''''' is a PowerPoint presentation put together in [[January 2009]] by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and submitted to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] as a proposal for the creation of a series of [[Sonichu]]-related video games. It mostly describes the history and successes of the Sonichu franchise and describes absolutely nothing about the games beyond their possible titles. According to the file details, he spent six and a half hours making this PowerPoint and went through twenty-six revisions.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:002-CWCsSonichuBook.jpg|thumb|150px|Good thing they won't have to worry about designing their own artwork...]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris explains in the presentation that [[lie|Sonichu's name is not a portmanteau word comprised of &amp;quot;Sonic&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Pikachu,&amp;quot;]] but rather a variation of Sonic's Japanese name, &amp;quot;Sonikku za Hejjihoggu&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* He characterizes Sonichu as a [[parody]] of Sonic, and proceeds to use the word &amp;quot;parody&amp;quot; as if it means &amp;quot;characteristic which makes one thing not like another thing&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* In a preemptive deflection of any criticism, he lists all the ways in which Rosechu is totally different from [[Amy Rose]].  There are only about seven. Two of them are just that they wear different clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
* In another example of his antiquated views on &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;women&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; everything, 'modern girl kinda attitude' refers to a [[Wikipedia:Modern girl|term used in 1920s Japan]], which he almost certainly picked up from the [[anime]] [[wikipedia:Steel Angel Kurumi|''Steel Angel Kurumi'']].&lt;br /&gt;
* Perhaps for the first time, Chris lays out the evolution of the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] species, explaining that Sonichu can evolve into [[Metonic]] and Rosechu can evolve into [[Vamprosa]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris cites [[Blake]] as an indication that some bad guys are more than they appear, indicating that other villains may reform.&lt;br /&gt;
* In a collage of images purporting to be characters he created, Chris includes [[Megagi La Skunk]], [[Simonla Rosechu]], and [[Jiggliami]], who were all created by other people. He also includes [[Bagget]], [[Blanca]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]], who ''are'' other people.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CWCville]], Virginia, is situated near a forest, a beach, mountains, and a volcano. Of course, this is completely impossible in the geography of Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris thinks it is absolutely normal and appropriate for artists to [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|shamelessly self-insert]].&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[2009]], Chris is still hanging his hat on the two HTML classes he took years ago, which taught him how to use Netscape Composer.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris explains how his Sonichu [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]] gives him super powers in the comics. He then explains that the medallion he wears in real life gives him no super powers. [[Chris and reality|It is reassuring that he is able to make this distinction.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* He includes in the PowerPoint a hand-drawn mockup of a ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' cover, and tells Nintendo that they &amp;quot;may&amp;quot; use it for the issue that eventually covers the release of the game.&lt;br /&gt;
* Since Chris has wanted his own video game for over a decade, he explains that the games he thought up were all intended for GameCube and Game Boy Advance; he grants Nintendo permission to upgrade these ideas to their current consoles. He insists upon allowing ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' to be multi-platform so it can be available on the PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3. It should be noted that this is the only slide of the presentation that actually discusses about producing video games, rather than discussing Christian's tedious life.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris attributes the ''extremely'' common expression &amp;quot;but I digress&amp;quot; to Blathers from ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', and uses it to justify his own rambling.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris argues that Nintendo will save money on voice acting, since he would portray both himself and Sonichu while [[PandaHalo]] would play [[Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
* He gives his [[PlayStation Network]] ID number in the presentation, just in case the Senior Managing Director of Nintendo ever feels like playing ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Text of the slides==&lt;br /&gt;
The text from the slides is presented here exactly as it is in the slideshow, save for added wikilinks. All the following spelling errors belong to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonichu's Beginings===&lt;br /&gt;
*What started as an idea for a [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD Cover]] for a Computer Graphics Project, eventually would grow and grow and grow into his own individual Character with Stories and more friends and enemies along the way.&lt;br /&gt;
*On the fateful day on [[2000#March|March 17, 2000]], I wanted to feature on my Favorite Hits CD Cover life-long hero, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and cute newer character, Pikachu, but Copyrighted Characters were prohibited from the project.&lt;br /&gt;
*So, in my mind, I pondered and pondered when it hit me visually; Sonic and Pikachu combined.&lt;br /&gt;
*As for his name, while rumored to be a combination of “Sonic” and “Pikachu”, that was NOT the case; I originally played the name from Sonic’s Japanese name, “Soniku”.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Very First thing I drew up of Sonichu, BEFORE the CD Cover, was a Private, Never-Played homemade Pokemon Trading Card on that Very Same Day. I made a bunch of homemade cards, ONLY FOR my own Personal Fun.&lt;br /&gt;
*And over the years since 2000 to today, he grew better with my own Hand-Drawing Style.&lt;br /&gt;
*Granted it IS a [[Parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, the Origin Story of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] started from the attack of Chaos, from “Sonic Adventure” (Sega Dreamcast/Nintendo Gamecube), but the Concept of this OUTSIDE EVOLUTION is one I’ve thought up, and decided to go for it as the Origin Story.&lt;br /&gt;
*And when you think about it, it is an Untold Chapter of one story, so it is additional, yet not a major plot change.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Enter Rosechu; Sonichu’s Sweetheart===&lt;br /&gt;
*Before my First Hand-Drawn Page of the #0 Comic Book on [[2004#November|November 24, 2004]], I continued to create more Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon for the world of Sonichu. Less than one year after Sonichu, I drew up Rosechu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another parody in comparison to [[Amy Rose]], Rosechu evolved from a Female Raichu that fateful day.&lt;br /&gt;
*MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. :) And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rosechu is a gal who won’t take any abuse from a foe lying down; she is a Warrior at Heart, standing up for [[Women's_Rights| Women’s Rights]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Evolutions for the Original Sonichu and Rosechu.===&lt;br /&gt;
*For the idea I had for a possible Pokemon Game Title, Pokemon, Lightning Version (Featuring Sonichu. I have the idea for the story beginning in my head), I have created Babies for ALL the Sonichus and Rosechus (minus Blake) and Evolutions (For Original Sonichu and Rosechu ONLY).&lt;br /&gt;
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''(What follows the above are some drawings of [[Sonee]], [[Rosee]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Metonic]], and [[Vamprosa]]. Also shown is the evolutionary line of Sonichu and Rosechu.)''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Black Sonichu, AKA Blake===&lt;br /&gt;
*Blake is easily explainable as the Clone of Sonichu’s DNA, with an accidental dose of Cherry Cola (to change the pigment from yellow and brown to black and red).&lt;br /&gt;
*Under the “Poke Ball” of Naitsirhc, Adopted son of Giovanni, Team Rocket Leader, [[Blake]] followed the commands of his “Creators”, until Naitsirhc would later transform into [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]; The Complete [[Homos|Opposite]] Twin of Christian Weston Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
*After having fled from Team Rocket’s Control, Blake sought refuge and shelter with his Bubbly Sweetheart, Bubbles Rosechu. Which proves the fact that there is likely more than meets the eye in some who appear to be a bad guy at first.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Chaotic Combo===&lt;br /&gt;
*And after Black Sonichu’s Creation, I continued with 5 more Electric-Hedgehogs that came from the Chaos Emeralds’ Power from Sonichu’s Fateful Origin.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wild Sonichu]] – Grass/Electric Type  -Chlorophyll&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bubbles Rosechu]] – Water/Electric Type  -Volt Asorb&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angelica Rosechu]] – Flying/Electric Type  -Serene Grace&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Punchy Sonichu]] – Fighting/Electric Type  -Limber&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] – Psychic/Electric Type  -Synchronize&lt;br /&gt;
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===Slide #8===&lt;br /&gt;
And with every thought that randomly popped up in my imagination, I was very likely to create a new character, or even given one from a fan among my Growing to Currently MASSIVE Fanbase.&lt;br /&gt;
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''(This slide contains a veritable assload of drawings, including but not limited to drawings of [[Simonla]], [[Jiggliami]], [[Bionic]], [[Megagi La Skunk]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[jerkop]]s, [[Magi-Chan]], [[Patti-Chan]], and [[Zapina]].)''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Slide #9===&lt;br /&gt;
In any case, it all happened IN and AROUND the City of [[Cwcville]], [[Virginia]]; A Grand Community of men, women and children living at peace day by day, and hard at work. A Plus for the City is that it is [[Tobacky|SMOKE-FREE]] and [[Alcohol|NON_ALCOHOLIC]]. At one end of the city is the [[Cwcville Shopping Center]], featuring many favorited stores, as well as My [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayoral Office]] above the Front Main Enterance. Followed by the Residential Area of Houses and a few Playgrounds, then the Metropolis where the Major Business go to work in the tall skyscrapers. It also has a beach, leading to the ocean, a big forest and mountainous regions with a dormant volcano or two.&lt;br /&gt;
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''(This slide has another assload of drawings - they show a mountain, a mall, a house, and a lot of the Sonichu cast.)''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Christian Weston Chandler – My role in the Comics===&lt;br /&gt;
Like most artists, I let myself get into my work. Story-Wise, while IN REAL LIFE, I’ve been in my Search for a woman to become my True [[Sweetheart From the Ground-Up]], starting with simple friendship, I am also the Mayor of Cwcville; I deal with my Mayoral duties over Wi-Fi with my Nintendo DS.&lt;br /&gt;
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I came up the name of Cwcville LONG AGO starting from my City I built and grew bigger over the years of Lego Bricks, Pieces and People. I also later came up with the Radio Station, [[KCWC|K.C.W.C.]] when I recorded a couple of Radio Shows for fun onto audio cassette tapes.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Real Life, I also created a number of Websites, starting with my PokeSite. I had Taken TWO HTML classes, so I know the Raw on Notepad, as well as the Netscape Composer HTML Processor.  &lt;br /&gt;
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After creating Sonichu, I featured him on The PokeSite, then I later decided to Make the Sonichu Site as a Spin-Off from The PokeSite.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then eventually, the Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Fanbase]] GREW, and with the True, Good Fans, came the Jealous, Dark Trolls/Internet Bullies. I was hacked a number of times Before. And unfortunately, the Sonichu Site Is temporarily down, but as soon as I get Some more money, I’m going to open up A NEW account with either Tripod, or a Different Website-Hosting site, with a new E-mail address I have kept secret from most anyone; I’ve informed my family.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transformation! Chris Chan Sonichu!===&lt;br /&gt;
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*Story-wise, as described in my “[[Anchuant Prophecy]]”, I would take pen in hand, create an electric hedgehog, then take the Sonichu Medallion to enclose the Darkest Evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Real-Life, I have crafted the Original [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu Medallion]] from Crayola Model Magic Clay, Acrylic Paints, Keyrings, Super-Glue and Necklace, and it does not grant me any powers.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the Comic with my Medal, I can perform any single attack of any of my Electric-Hegehog Pokemon at will.&lt;br /&gt;
*And mainly, Sailor Moon-Style, I transform into…&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Chan Sonichu!&lt;br /&gt;
**Soldier of Love and [[Honesty]]&lt;br /&gt;
*In this form, I can execute my own personal selection of attacks as a Normal/Electric Type with Keen Eye Ability, including Mach Punch, Thunderbolt, Hyper Beam.&lt;br /&gt;
*As well as in Both Human and Sonichu form, I am the only being who can execute the Special Attack that inflicts Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune, with some damage, to the Foe; [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Shin-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*This ''(referring to the cover of Sonichu #10 drawn by [[PandaHalo]])'' is a Fantastic rendition of Chris Chan Sonichu from my Sweetheart and Partner, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie.&lt;br /&gt;
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===And Now, the Gaming Proposition.===&lt;br /&gt;
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*Let me preface this subject with a spot of history between me and Nintendo.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Niggos|I HAD A DREAM!]] Around June, 1997, I had a dream of Sonic the Hedgehog on Game Boy (Original). I wrote a letter to N.O.A. suggesting to work with SEGA on a Game Boy Sonic title; basically said [[Slow-in-the-minds|I had rocks in my head]]. YET now look in 2001; Sonic Advance on GAME BOY Advance. [[Dreams|I pretty much foretold that outcome]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Then in Volume 179, [[2004#May|May, 2004]] issue of Nintendo Power Magazine, which I had been a Long-Time Subscriber; the November Before, I had videotaped a Voiced-Over Documentary of my “Sonichu” in Cwcville in [[Animal Crossing]] on Nintendo Gamecube. I got full Credit on that documentary, “Special Thanks to Christian from Virginia for his Sonichu Documentary”.&lt;br /&gt;
*Soon after, I was featured in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]’s Newsletter, “The Forum” for being featured in Nintendo Power for my Sonichu and Cwcville.&lt;br /&gt;
*Also, I had later submitted a letter with high regards to the DS game, Sprung, in reference to a momentary progress at the time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now, we can talk a bit about my current ideas for Sonichu’s start in the Video Game World. Should we get [[Random-access humor|“Ten Feet Off the Ground”]] on the whole thing, you may use this Cover for the following N.P. Issue that would soon follow.&lt;br /&gt;
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===My Game Title Ideas===&lt;br /&gt;
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*Before or during the drawing of the #0 Comic Book, I came up with a few starter-type ideas for Video Games around Sonichu and Rosechu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Firstly, as featured on the first 8 Previously Uploaded Comic Books, I came up with the Sonichu’s Adventure on Nintendo Gamecube (Subject for Upgrade to Wii, and maybe go multi-console). Miyamoto San has a copy of my introductory details for Sonichu’s Adventure.&lt;br /&gt;
*Then along came a Game Boy Advance Version of Sonichu’s Adventure, and ONLY ON GBA, Pokemon Lightning Version (Both GBA titles subject to upgrade to Nintendo DS).&lt;br /&gt;
*And then much later, [[Christian Weston Chandler’s Adult Chronicles]], which I would definitely want to go Multi-Console (and NEVER on [[Hex Bawx|XBox]]). This one would basically be me going through my ordeals, with Sonichu, Rosechu and the rest of the Electric-Hedgehogs tagging along (like in Shadow the Hedgehog). I would be able to transform into Chris Chan Sonichu in this game.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Off to a Zappingly Great Start.===&lt;br /&gt;
As of January 18, 2009, Takashi Tezuka took it upon himself, and with a most Appreciated Inquiry for my Approval, as the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the World of Cwcville, to create a Sonichu and a Rosechu Villager for Animal Crossing City Folk (Now, we’ll be likely to be Zippin’ along “Sonichu Crossing”; Mind the Traffic).&lt;br /&gt;
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As a fan of Animal Crossing since the Gamecube title (could have released a US version of the Nintendo 64 title, as well as the Animal Crossing Movie).&lt;br /&gt;
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I often like to quote Blathers after going on and on with the expression, “But I digress”, so thank you all for teaching me that expression.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville; Nintendo will Be PROFITTING BIG from my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Well-Grown Fanbase]]!===&lt;br /&gt;
*I personally give good word of mouth of Nintendo Systems and Games, INCLUDED in references in my Comic Book Series.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sonichu and Rosechu on Animal Crossing City Folk will Greatly Raise Sales of Wii Consoles, Animal Crossing City Folk game discs and the WiiSpeak too!&lt;br /&gt;
*Also, with me starring in the games as the voices of Both Myself and the Original Sonichu, and my Sweetheart, Sarah, as Rosechu, that will be three LESS voice actors to hire.&lt;br /&gt;
*With this Great Start in Profits from the Electric-Hedgehogs that started humbly from the mind of a well-rounded, church-going, high-functioning autistic-recovered Individual, Nintendo will see Good Profits in the time frame of the games’ releases.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu]]! GO!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Slide #17===&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you very much for your time, and I look forward to working with each of you all in Person very soon on the Sonichu Alpha Project.&lt;br /&gt;
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''(Dox and a photo of a vacant-looking Chris wearing his [[medallion]].)''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reaction from Nintendo==&lt;br /&gt;
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Upon receiving the Sonichu Chronicles, Reggie Fils-Aimé was outraged that one of the first images in the presentation showed an upskirt view of Rosechu, allowing the viewer to see her cameltoe. Fils-Aimé immediately canceled the project, noting that Nintendo is in the business of producing all-ages software. Christian blew this issue out of proportion somehow concluding that Fils-Aimé was objecting to nudity and heterosexual romance, and from there deciding that Fils-Aimé is a chain-smoking, alcoholic homosexual prude.&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?ttzmaizwfix Download The Sonichu Chronicles ]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (Missing file, please re-upload of you have the file)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Miyamoto Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_Adult_Chronicles&amp;diff=162058</id>
		<title>Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles</title>
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{{Quote|And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Life]] straight from my tortured [[heart level|heart]] and soul. I will bring the [[CWC Fighter|pain]] to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick [[Mary Lee Walsh]] into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric-Hedgehogs]], my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]], my Closest [[Gal-Pals]] who I've grown to love; [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my [[Naitsirhc|Dark Half]]. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between [[Nintendo Wii]], Playstation 2 and [[PS3|Playstation 3]] (with downloadable content); screw the [[Hex Bawx|HEX-Box]].|from [[An Important Update]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCAdultChronicles.jpg|thumb|250px|Probably the most unintentionally accurate depiction of how Chris views real adult life]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|250px|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles''''' is [[Chris]]'s extremely dumb and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]] [[video game]] idea where one plays Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]] and kill [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.&lt;br /&gt;
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Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life. &lt;br /&gt;
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The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for [[sony|PS2]], [[PS3]], and [[Wii]], it should absolutely never be made for the [[Hex Box]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Cover ==&lt;br /&gt;
In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having ''already won'' his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as [[Wikipedia:Awesome Possum|''Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt'']], which also sucked, but probably not to this extent) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.&lt;br /&gt;
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References made on box art: &lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]] symbol underneath CWC's foot.&lt;br /&gt;
*The cracked helmet of [[Mary Lee Walsh]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Merried Seinor Comic]]'s sword arm from [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack&amp;quot;|Sub-Episode 4]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Jerkhief]]'s delicious wooden badge, referenced on the cover of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The remains of the purple staff containing [[Count Graduon]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Naitsirhc]]'s blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing [[homos]]exual makeover .&lt;br /&gt;
*The gray thing with red things stemming from it is the [[Robotnik]] medallion that [[Sonic]] showed [[Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 1#Episode 5: &amp;quot;Informal Meeting&amp;quot;|Episode 5]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris's [[Gitar of Fail]] (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] with a [[Vanity Plate of Fail|Sonichu license plate]].&lt;br /&gt;
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For a time, the ''Adult Chronicles'' illustration graced a console cover attached to Chris's original [[PS3]]. Chris preserved that cover as a &amp;quot;memento&amp;quot; after [[The MovingFoward videos|destroying the console]], but then transplanted it onto a new (old [[obesity|fat]] model) PS3 that he got with [[Monthly tugboat|your money]] shortly afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shigeru Miyamoto]]'s response to the game==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ShigerumiyamotoEmail.jpg|650px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Bob Walks In</title>
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		<updated>2012-07-22T05:39:23Z</updated>

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{{quote|The couples of the world kiss,&lt;br /&gt;
But unfortunately for few,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
They are interrupted by their parents.&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris, exactly nine years previously. GodBear could not have planned it better.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Valentines Day Hymn]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''Bob Walks In''''' is the most famous of the cybersex chats with [[Julie]], in which [[Chris]] is caught [[masturbating]] by his late father, [[Bob]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg|thumb|right|140px|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court|home]] only has one [[computer]], and it's in the [[Chris's kitchen|kitchen]]. Every time Chris wants to engage in cyber sex, he's [[Mass Debating|spanking it]] in the middle of the bloody kitchen.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]]: Chris was on a hot e-date with his ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART [[Julie]], and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his bent [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that Chris was firing some [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|knuckle children]] and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to watch his son stroking his bent duck, yelling like a horny retard. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was &amp;quot;sleeping&amp;quot; (even though Chris was screaming &amp;quot;JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY&amp;quot; at the time). The final call, made by [[Miscreants]] agent [[Bryan Bash]], called up and told Bob &amp;quot;OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, and was, justifiably, horrified and appalled. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by &amp;quot;cutting down the Internet.&amp;quot; Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Robert's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.&lt;br /&gt;
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This can be considered the pinnacle of the ongoing Chris-chan saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his Internet behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama.&lt;br /&gt;
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Julie's side of this erotic scene can be read [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|here]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Prelude ==&lt;br /&gt;
The following is Chris's phone sex session with Julie prior to Bob walking in. Throughout this whole audio, Chris bangs into stuff and whacks his keyboard while fapping and making slurping sounds (suggesting Chris fails at performing even imaginary cunnilingus). If you love your life, it is advised that you do not read this transcript.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Chris Gets Started ===&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, Julie! (Says something &amp;quot;Molvanîa&amp;quot;) Ah yeah, good, you're on me. Alright, alright... you do that, mmmm. Oh... ''(Rustling, possibly taking off clothes)'' Ooooh...! Oh-ho-ho! Alright, yeah, I'm (indistinct) clothes. &lt;br /&gt;
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Ok. Yep, I'm lying on the bed... do what you will... mmkay. Ahhhhh... I could take a good guess... very horny. Believe me, I've been very horny... before. Ohhh! Hhhh... Oh my... Oh my... Mmmm... actually, I'm breathing okay... mmm... Oh yeah. Cause is- cause it got stiff... for you. Mmmmm... Ahhh, ahhh yeah. Mmm... (spits on his hands) &lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, I'm licking your pussy while you're sitting on my face. Oh boy... Hhhh... Mmmmm... Mmmm... Oh... Okay, but you know, just so you know, I learned that farts- farts on one's face causes [[Pink eye|pink-eye]]. Ali- alri- alright, I'll let it go this time. I don't touch my eyes all that much anyway, but this time yeah....&lt;br /&gt;
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''(Begins fapping)'' Oh yeah. ''(slurp slurp slurp smack smack slurp slurp)'' Oh yeah... mmmm.... Oh yeah. ''(smack smack smack)'' mmmm... mmm... ''(slurp slurp slurp)'' Oh... mmm... You're facing mine as well. Oh boy, yeahhhh... that's good. Mmm. Mmmm... ''(smack smack smack smack slurp slurp)'' Oh... ''(fapping gets louder)'' Mmm!&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Adventures in China ===&lt;br /&gt;
''(Sporadic Windows beeping throughout)''Mmm... Oh yeah... Mmm... ''(smack smack smack)'' Mmm... mmmmmmmm... Meeee-yeowww. mmm... ahhh, that's fine. ''(smack smack smack)'' Mmmm... ''(faps even harder, banging into stuff)'' I was kind of expecting this myself. ''(faps even more hard'') Yeah... So do I... mmmm... ''(fapping is very loud at this point)'' Ahhhh! MMm... ''(phone rings)'' Mmm... Mmmm... I love you too, Julie... you are, you are...&lt;br /&gt;
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It's very good. Mmm... Ohhhh yeah, it's awesome... Awesome. Ah... ah yeah... ''(fapping speeds up)'' Mmm... Go ahead, be rougher, rougher... Mmmm... Ahhh... MMm... Oh yeah... mmm... Oh yeah, yeah... Oh YEAH, Julie, Julieeeeeeee, Julie!!! mmmh... ahhh... JULAYYYYYYYY! JULayyyyyyyy, JULAaaaay... JULAY!!!! Julay... JULaaAaaAaaaAaaaAaAAAAAYY!!! ''(phone rings)'' Jullayyyy... ''(phone rings again)'' Mmm... ah, don't worry about that, my father will get it... he got it.... Continue. Mm... Julie... JULAAAAAY... Julaaaaaaaaah.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh yeah... oh yeah... oh yeah... mmm... oh... mmm?? ''(phone rings)'' mmm... get on me... I want... to be INSIDE YOU!... Oh yeah... not yet... mmm. ''(smack smack smack slurp slurp)'' Pump it in? mmmf... ah... oh yeah... no problem... ahhhh... mmmm YEAH!! mmmf... ''(faps very hard)'' ahh... mmmm... oh yeah... oooooh yeah... ah! yeah... yeaahhh!!! mmmf... (breathing heavily, bangs into something while fapping) mmm... ''(phone rings)'' mmm... no it's okay, my father will get it, don't worry about it... keep going... it's already been got... please, I'm getting close myself... C'mon Julie... mmf... ahhh... mmm... mmm... oh yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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''Bob walks in at this point. Chris stops fapping.''&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Climax==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Get away from the Internet, I'm cutting it down!!!|Bob &amp;quot;The Internet Lumberjack&amp;quot; Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|NO DAD, NO!|Chris, during [[Hanky-Panky|Goofy Time]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{#ev:youtube|ricmZy9VZMM}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': Christian, what are you doing?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; [''slurp smack'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': ''[immediately stops fapping, but knocks several things over]'' Nothing.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': I’m getting all these crazy damn calls. What're you doing?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': Nothing.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': Don't give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': Dad, will you get out of here?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': No.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; [''string of Windows beeps''] &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I will not. [[Bryan Bash|People]] tell me that you’re about to kill yourself on [[YouTube]].&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': What?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': What are you doing?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': I'm not doin' anything.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': Want me to wake your mother up and find out?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': No.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': Well then get out of here, and off that Internet.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': Fine.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': What is your trouble?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': I am not going to kill myself.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': Get away from that TV.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': Fine.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': Get away from the Internet. I'm cuttin' it down, right now.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': NO, DAD, NO!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': Yes.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': No!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': What are you doin'?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''long pause, what sounds like the kitchen sink running, keys clicking on the keyboard, then single Windows beep'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': Don't do it, Dad.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': I’m gonna shut this thing right down.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': No.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': Yes.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': No!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; [''pause''] &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Dad, no. Stop!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': Go wake your mother up; don’t bother me. Okay?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; [''pause'']&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Go wake your [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] up! Don’t bother me!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': Ugh.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': Go and wake your mother up!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': Ugh.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': You tell mm-her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': No!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob''': Yes!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBcjVEeWlabjZnX00 Download (audio only)]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://db.tt/0GIuc49D Audio mirror]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.slutload.com/watch/gEnIQ5EQM9C/Chris-chan-caught-fapping-by-his-dad.html Mirror]&lt;br /&gt;
{{References}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:General&amp;diff=162044</id>
		<title>CWCki:General</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:General&amp;diff=162044"/>
		<updated>2012-07-22T01:19:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* Megaupload and Filesharing sites */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{Community Portal}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCki:General/Archive 2|Archive 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCki:General/Archive 3|Archive 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
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For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;No shit is too minor&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is something that's been on my mind for a while and I feel like getting it off my chest now. It's about our motto &amp;quot;No shit is too minor.&amp;quot; I get this impression that people think it means &amp;quot;We have a duty to document every facet of Chris, we must know everything about Chris, if Chris takes a shit we need to document it and keep track of his bowel movements.&amp;quot; I think that isn't the case.&lt;br /&gt;
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First off, &amp;quot;no shit is too minor&amp;quot; is something someone just came up with one day and I thought it suited us well. It's not something I came up with or anything, but I've liked it because what I've always interpreted it as is &amp;quot;We shouldn't overlook things about Chris.&amp;quot; At times, people can be like &amp;quot;Oh, we don't need to worry about this recording, we've looked over it before,&amp;quot; that is that they will overlook material about Chris or not think it's important. I think the &amp;quot;no shit is too minor&amp;quot; in that as wiki editors we should dig through the content we do have and try and find new insights about Chris in it. For instance, when I first watched the [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]] I didn't think much of it. I was like &amp;quot;Okay, Chris is rambling on and doing Animal Crossing shit, who cares?&amp;quot; But then I watched it another day and noticed that he talks a lot about his parents and how they met, that's some pretty significant information. It doesn't mean we have to analyze his choice of font in the video, or we need to do a Freudian analysis of his music choices, but merely we shouldn't overlook things. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, I could go on but what I think we need to do is not to overlook the little things, that's how I've interpreted, rather than &amp;quot;Chris has a bowel movement, we need to document it and we need to know Chris's regularity&amp;quot; which is how I see a lot of people interpret it as.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:25, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*I agree completely, and encourage you to consider getting a new motto. I think the current one brings out people's spergy side. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:28, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
** as i have said before, once you start leaving out details its like cancer. its all or nothing eventually. Either include everything because you never know what is or is going to be important (Elvis died on the crapper), or just dont include anything. if chris is irregular, well that sounds unimportant, but down the road that simple detail could help someone figure out something else. Logic requires detail for extrapolation of facts. more detail, more extrapolation, more facts...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 07:03, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
** a possible new motto would be &amp;quot;Just the facts&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;The devil is in the details&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
**No, cancer would be filling up the CWCki with too many pointless details. Champ's rant was all about how we DON'T need to write about every little trivial aspect of Chris's life. It's fine to leave stupid shit out, and that's what we're trying to do. And, that is also why we are having this discussion about a possible new motto. That said, I think you have some good ideas for possible alternate mottos, and I highly encourage Champ if he's reading this to consider them. Also, you have to sign all your posts, not just your first one. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Define what is 'stupid' clearly... What facts should be left out? COnjecture, that should be left out.. Opinion, that should be left out...  But NO FACT no matter HOW MINISCULE should ever be left out, lest it be gone forever. The simple things, the details, the minutia, thats where the truth of Chris really lies...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:12, 7 February 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Linking quotes ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so i was reading the PS3 article over and notices that chris is quoted saying 'I'd throw away the cure for autism' where the word autism is linked to the autism page. well on the Pixelated_PS3 page (where the video lives that the quote comes from) autism is is also linked to the word autism.. ok here is the issue, when quoting chris on a page other then the one that has the original video, should we link the quote to that page directly? i mean we seem to link all kinds of stuff to all kinds of stuff but a barely see any quotes linked back to the source of the quote. Just asking what the protocol is for that?&lt;br /&gt;
*We usually do link back the quotes in the article text around them or in the quote description. I don't think that there is any set in stone policy about it, but I can't really think of any instance where a quote's source has not been linked in the article somewhere. If you can though, by all means show me where. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
* if i run across it i will rectify it, the source is linked in the citation on the page i was talking about so there is a link, Chris is obviously quoted often so im sure there are quotes on pages with no back links. i guess creating citations for quotes is the best way to go.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Megaupload and Filesharing sites ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've noticed that in quite a few articles that include things for download the link that lead to recently shut down file serving sites have been closed. Is it a priority to fix these? [[User:Granola|Granola]] 06:42, 13 February 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes, it is a priority (and a quite large one at that). I am currently fixing the ones that I can and moving the ones that are still working to Google Drive. Drive will probably never shut down and the files will never be removed. Please feel free to do the same to any download links that you find that are not on Google Drive or are broken. [[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 8:18, 21 July 2012 (CST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris an violence ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and violence have a long relationship. He has not only threatened violence, but also responded to threats of violence. He has performed tasks under the threat of violence and requested that tasks be performed with violence as an alternative.. &lt;br /&gt;
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The point here is that anger is one thing and violence is another. Chris has enough of a relationship with different areas of violence, that i believe that it deserves an article in the '''Chris and''' series. &lt;br /&gt;
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Violence itself should not be lumped with anger. Anger is an emotion where as violence is an act (or in many cases the threat of an act) anger deals with how chris feels toward a specific situation where as violence deals with how Chris acts. im not a great christorian but i know enough to understand that ''''Chris and violence'''' is a subject that deserves a page on this wiki... [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:31, 9 March 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*First, we already have the [[Death Threats]] article, so that kind of counts. Second, Chris is pretty much [[Power|incapable]] of violence anyway (unless he gets his hands on a gun, but why would he buy a gun when that can go into [[vidya]]?), so anger and threats are all he's going to get. While I agree that he does seem to resort to violence pretty often, I have to say that he often channels that anger into various things we already have articles on, whether it be the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] or the death threats previously mentioned. [[User:Boriki|Boriki]] 20:42, 22 March 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
** Im not entirely convinced. The article i was thinking about is not just focused on chris DOING violence, but how he perceives violence, his bigotry regarding violence, and how he reacts to threats of violence. Basically chris is a bully, a pussy and generally has no empathy.[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:01, 23 March 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
***Sounds rather pointless to me. The Chris and series in general just seems to be a way to take potshots at Chris nowadays, but they do have their place and they do cover a lot of things that would be hard to place into other articles. [[Chris and the law]] for instance I think is a page we needed to have. It could have ''maybe'' been placed into the [[Jerkop]] article, but it would have been wildly out of place. Now Chris and Violence on the other hand is something that very easily folds into articles like [[Death Threats]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], or even [[Chris and anger]]. Really, if you want to go into Chris's perception of violence, most of what you'd come up with would be ninety percent speculation anyway. You can try to write up the article yourself, and if anything is salvageable and CWCki appropriate we could make it into a [[Chris and anger]] subsection, but it's hardly appropriate for its own article. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:38, 23 March 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== A-Logging ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've been thinking, what would you all think of a page covering &amp;quot;A-Logging&amp;quot;, that is thinking that Chris is worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot combine and deserves to be punished? I think this issue is sort of the opposite extreme of [[White knighting]] which we deal with. Now, I bring this up here because I ask - do you think we should have a formal article about it, ala the White knighting article, or perhaps we should make a policy about it to elaborate on [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]]? I think we get a lot of grief that we tend to foster A-Logs, that people will read the CWCki and think Chris is an awful person who has committed crimes against humanity (which really isn't the case). Or perhaps we should do both? My concern with an actual article on it is that A-Logging hasn't really impacted Chris trolling the same way white knighting has. A-Logs don't really fuck things up, they just make normal trolls look bad. &lt;br /&gt;
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I think we should try to be more neutral towards Chris, critical yet fair, as I believe that ideally we should be presenting information about Chris as &amp;quot;This is what we know about Chris&amp;quot; rather than &amp;quot;Chris is x, y, z (and they're all bad things&amp;quot;). So, what do you all think? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 29 April 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes. We need an article like this. A legitimate article like the White Knight one that explains in detail just how stupid the whole idea is, and with examples of what has resulted from it. In particular, I think we should point out that A-Log managed to get his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page from doing so. That will deter this sperginess if nothing else. While we're at it, I also think that links to this page should be added into the CWCki's welcome message so that new users are directed to it, and it should get linked on the front page, at least for a little while, so that as many thirteen year old youtubers as possible see it. I also would not object to A-Logging being made a temporarily bannable offence, just so we can get rid of those that ignore it. I know the forums are already considered a hive for sperginess, but that's a reputation that does not need to be attached to actual wiki users. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:11, 1 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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So is anyone else going to do this, or will I have to? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 02:11, 10 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm currently hopped up on caffeine so I'll write out a rough draft, once I'm done I'll post it here and you can all edit it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:17, 11 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I've started a rough draft [[User:Champthom/Alogging|here]]. By all means edit it and comment on it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:50, 11 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Activity meter ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was wondering if we could setup an activity meter, kind of like the defcon or the homeland security color system. It would theoretically measure how active chris is. Just thought ot would be a nice graphic that we could update when his activity level changes. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:26, 30 April 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*One of the few ideas Slimz has ever had that I'm fully behind. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:12, 1 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
** thanks, you dont have to like my ideas, but if i have them im gonna share them, worst anyone can say is &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:51, 3 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* After missing years of CWC news, I'm using the [[CWChronology]] as a gauge for activity. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 01:53, 10 July 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm not a fan of this idea because if it's low activity, people will get pissed and it'll worsen discontent. Plus it's subjective, Chris posting a few Facebook posts every now and then is pretty good activity nowadays, though it'd probably be considered low than the days where Chris was releasing something every day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:31, 10 July 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Index of terms ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I think an index of terms that are used often would be useful. &lt;br /&gt;
Things like:&lt;br /&gt;
Solid Chris&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid Chris&lt;br /&gt;
China&lt;br /&gt;
Pickle&lt;br /&gt;
true and honest&lt;br /&gt;
fans&lt;br /&gt;
gal-pal&lt;br /&gt;
sweetheart&lt;br /&gt;
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Now i know that the terms for the most part each have an article, but a single page of Chris-centric vocabulary would be nice. &lt;br /&gt;
thoughts [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 07:34, 9 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Audio articles? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Someone on the CWCki Forums suggested that audio versions of articles, namely the &amp;quot;Chris and...&amp;quot; series be made so people like himself could listen to articles while he's working or driving to whatever. I suggested he post the request here, but I figure I'd help him out and post it here for him. My only concerns are 1) do you all think there is sufficient demand for audio articles (in other words, would anyone else besides this guy be interested in them?) and 2) does anyone here have a pleasant voice to read an article with? &lt;br /&gt;
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I don't think it's a bad idea, I mean it would make Chris accessible to the blind and people who don't feel like reading articles and would rather listen to them, but it's not like it's a huge, huge priority. I'm mostly posing this here to gauge responses, namely if anyone else would be interested in audio articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:26, 30 June 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* there are a few problems&lt;br /&gt;
#This is a wiki and its always changing&lt;br /&gt;
#The &amp;quot;Chris and&amp;quot; series is one of the first most people read&lt;br /&gt;
#It would be very boring unless it was all rewritten in novel fashion&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey_Call_1.5&amp;diff=162043</id>
		<title>Kacey Call 1.5</title>
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		<updated>2012-07-22T01:10:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;In '''Kacey Call 1.5,''' recorded in [[August 2009]] in the midst of the Liquid saga, [[Chris]] attempts to maintain his impersonation of [[Liquid Chris]] in a conversation with [[Kacey]]. This call was released on 9 [[May 2012]] after being misplaced by [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 1.5&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|paZaDoXbZMw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Heyyyyy, it's Kacey!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, Kace!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's up?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm great, how bout you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, I got your email and, um, I emailed [[Emily]] and, um, so yeah I'm waiting to hear back from her... er, [[Kim]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... Emily, you meant to say Kim right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I meant to say Kim, I know you told me about Emily, sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ye... yeah, I think I recall this.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I'm new to all this, so I'm sorry I'm gonna get them mixed up. I'm surprised I didn't call her [[Megan]], or Kate.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm... Whatever... Anyway, uh, so what else is going on?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just calling because I'm supposed to be coming down tomorrow, um, I hope my car makes it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yea I hear ya so [''inaudible because Kacey interrupts''] my parents are looking forward to meeting you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh awesome, awesome, so do you know anything about cars? Like maybe you could tell me what's wrong with it maybe?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhmmm yea I don't know much about cars, but you can go on the Internet, I heard about this radio show called cartalk you could probably find some tips on there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh that's awesome thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yea you know cartalk, it's also the uh radio show that did the, uh, TV show on PBS that was called uh, ''[[Wikipedia:Click and Clack's As the Wrench Turns|As The Wrench Turns]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, cool. Um so anyway I'm just wanted to call you cause like I'm actually really upset right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, what's the matter?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did you see that fucking impostor video? He's trying to apologize like I wonder if he did that because I told him to in my judging but I mean just he just pisses me off I mean his fucking voice, the way he looks, his hair, just the way he tries to be you just... ugh his fat fucking face! God! I mean doesn't I know he pisses you off I just...I hate it when people mess with you 'cause you know I love you so much!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yea I'm just checking though... yea I think you told me you love me when you saw my artwork on the Internet, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It was totally, totally absolutely [[Sonichu]], I mean, and we just gotten so close lately that if anyone tried to tear us apart from each other I'd probably die from heartbreak.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Awww... I'm sorry to hear that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh well that's just how much I love you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I feel for you... I can uh... I can elate [''sic''] with that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right... so but I mean what do you feel about it?  I mean I know he really pisses you off. I mean... how much do you hate him, because I mean if I hate him after all these things, you've got to have tons to hate about him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmmmm yea well I mean you know uh... I mean I'm pretty much out of hate, I've got tired of hating, you know so I just figured I'd just flow with it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oof... so I I mean guess you're giving him a chance? Because of all this but I mean you just told me the other day that he has a [[homosexual]] lisp that he probably takes it up the butt from [[niggos|black guys]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... that's just... I can tell you right now that's just a whole bunch of lies that someone put on the [[ED]] page against me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What? There's no ED page against you, that's the impostor! What are you talking about? Oh you must you must be tired from finals and everything coming up but I mean... this... God it's like I don't know you were just saying this stuff the other day and...come on this guy, he tried to disqualify you from something stupid he didn't even look at your video, I know he didn't look at your video, I mean but he can put stupid things like parappa rap in his thing and not be disqualified? fuck that shit! oh, sorry for me cursing&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm... yea.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, come on, Chris, don't you have any opinion?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;[''inaudible - speaking over each other'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yea but it's like you know... yea... I kind of grew up emotionally a bit more the past few days&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh okay so you're trying to take the I'm the bigger guy route&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yea... I am pretty much the uh... I'm pretty much the big man, and I realize that as such, and like you know with my own trolls I pretty much would thank them for the uh publicist publicity they've given me as well&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh like no publicity is bad publicity but I mean uh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I mean they have uh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm just bit confused because why did you realize all this, I mean what happened?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yea a lot of things happened, you did get the message I sent you, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The really long email? Yea I mean it was really, really heartfelt, I mean I'm glad that you trust me that much.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know me, I am definitely truly a heartfelt kind of person&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; that's good that's good, um but seriously I really want to talk about this impostor he's really pissing me off, Chris, I mean, come on, support me. I mean, I think... he subscribes to me... I think he is trying to go through me for you. I mean, could you believe that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh I don't know I uh... yea that just sounds that just sounds like a bunch of fooling me eh uh... I've taken a closer look at what he's done, and everything in the past.. hmm... but yea um he's pretty much growing up as well and I have to be respecting that...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; CHRIS HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT DID YOU SEE HIM? DID YOU SEE HIM? He is trying to trick you! He is I mean just look at his room! He is trying to go through me to you! And that hurts me and that makes me angry! Cause I mean... how... who is he to fucking try and get in between us? I mean I love you. YOU are the fucking creator of [[Sonichu]]. YOU are the fucking man. YOU are awesome! I mean and every time you sing a song for me dedicate something to me I know that it's from you. How the fuck can he try to do that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm.... I don't know, a lot of people are smart *sigh*&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think he is. [''Chris tries to say something''] I think he's pretty stupid. I mean look at all his toys. I mean How old is he?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmmm... I'd say he looks about twenty-seven himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Heh... but I mean just like come on he probably plays videogames all day on his fucking TV, I mean he looks way older than twenty-seven but you know that could just be the [[PSEye]] toy... crappy shit&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well... I do... I will admit the camera adds about a few pounds&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yea, totally hmph&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yea my mind's blankin' out of me, I've had a bit of a long day myself you know...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, can I call you later? I promise I'll calm down, just I really want to talk to you let you know maybe we can talk more like last night or something um just he really pisses me off because I mean I don't think he's financially stable and he has these things like the huge TV and the toys and everything and it's like “where are you getting those from?”... [''Chris is making sounds, possibly trying to speak''] oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry hon.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's okay, I'm here for you, I'll listen to your rants.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I totally appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll listen to your rants with an open mind&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well then good because I have so much because he really, really, really pisses me off imean just and this whole singing challenge like he has a fucking choice I mean I want you to do this with me you gotta do it for me I need to feel supported by you and I mean you were doing it last night so what's the difference now?  You gotta win! this guy is coming after you for no reason just because he wants your efame or whatever he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmmmm...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, you've gotta be out for blood chris because he is. I mean and you know I don't always condone it but I think he's trying things that he shouldn't and I mean don't you wanna protect me if he is trying to get to me through you? You don't love me that much?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do- I do care about you very much and I am.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OH NO CHRIS DO YOU LOVE ME THAT MUCH?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I love you that much&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well then you've gotta do something!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am going to do something. I will protect you. I'm going to protect you from all the lies and deceit that there...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; FINE! Then tell me something you hate about him right now. Do something right now! Cause you need to show him now. Knock him off a few pegs.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yea I'll uh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Make a video! Do something!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yea I'll make a video I'll uh... I'll give him a little bit of a hate moment... yea.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good! I want you to give him a huge hate moment! Fucking pig he doesn't even look like he takes a shower!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So yea gather your thoughts and make me a video and that will just make all the anger go away... that will be so awesome, thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I hear ya, and I'll listen to ya always&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm so sorry you had to see such a ugly side of me, but I mean when it comes to you I would protect you from everything, and I know you would do the same for me&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's all right, I understand. But anyway yea uh definitely uh talk to Kim, learn more about uh you know everything about him, his history [''inaudible because Kacey interrupts''] okay!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Chris- all the details&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'll definitely talk to her and um I'll call you later tonight if that's okay *giggle*&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; of course.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Awesome! Okay well I'm going to go let you seek and gather your thoughts and make me that awesome video! Give me it [''Chris trying to say something''] Cause I want to see it soon! I'm so excited!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, Kacey-heart. I will.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, I love you so much! Bye!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I love you too. Bye bye.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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		<title>Kacey Call 1</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep [[Chris and sex|bangin']] your BREASTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you get the first DOSAGE of my [[comeuppance]]!... And then you know what, I'm going to lick it, I'm gonna [[Homos|lick it]] off your face, and then we're gonna share it in our tongue like tongue sharing MOMENT!|Chris, not being creepy or fucked-up whatsoever}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[August 2009]], Chris ([[Ian Brandon Anderson]]) called [[Kacey]], as he attempted to pretend to be the [[CChanSonichuCWC|REAL CWC]] to get with Kacey. Hilarity and fail ensued.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of the call, Chris forgets he's pretending to be Liquid, but Kacey manages to play along.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hey honey! Oh my god, it's so good to hear your voice again; it's me, Kacey! How are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hey Kayce! I'm good. You sound like it's goin' good. ''[Kacey overlaps: Ah, I love when you call me that!]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm so happy cuz I got to talk to you! I missed you all day today. It sucked being in school. I can't believe it's almost finals.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Aww, yeah, I know, summer finals, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, I don't know why I did summer session, it's just... I don't know. You know that I'm really, ''really'' into intelligent guys; which is why I love you. And I've, you know, gotta do the same. So how's school for you? ''[Chris overlaps: Aaahhh...]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, things have been great for me, you know, I just finished the [[Sonichu 9|dating episode]]; it is ''fantastic''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, well that's cool, but what does that have to do with school?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Uh, you know, the [[comic]]s, so I just... I felt like finishing it up, so I finished it...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[overlapping]'' Oh, I get what you're saying! Oh, that is so cool!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' The dating education episode. It's on the [[CWCipedia]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, that's awesome. I'm gonna have to check it out, because, you know, that is of course what led me to you in the first place. ''[Chris overlaps: Oh, yeah.]'' But, um, what about actual school? 'Cuz I know you had classes today too!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ohhh, yeah... Oh, yeah, they were very tough on me, but, I felt like I take a break, finish up my comic work, and get that outta the way, y'know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, I get what you're saying; you're gonna do everything tomorrow, well, that... that's so cool of you, I mean, at least you're being serious about it, but you're not being ''too'' serious. So, um, when are your finals? Are they next week, too?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mmm, yeah, only got... I only got one to go, y'know? One more test to go, and then I'm done.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh god, you're so lucky, cuz my finals, like, they don't even start 'til next week, so... Which one's your last one again? I can't remember, I'm ''[laughs]'' sorry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, what was that question? I didn't quite understand it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Sorry. ''[laughs]'' You know I talk fast 'cuz I'm so excited to be talking to you. Um, so-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It's all right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]'' So which one's your last final? I totally forgot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Which one's my last, uh, fina- my last final?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, is it the same one, you know, that same class we have together?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Aaahhh... No, it's not, no, it's not that one... Uuhhh... I'm trying to think of the name. I'm trying to think of it... Um... Oh, yeah, it's the one where I'm doing, uh... It's the one where, uh... working with, uh, I think it's... I think I'm working in Photoshop, something like that, with the... ahh, so much going on in my head right now...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, it's your... databasing and, uh, computer graphics class!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes! My computer graphics class. Yes, that's it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, okay. God, and, I've seen some of your work since you sent it to me, and lemme just tell you, you are ''so'' frickin' amazing, like, I cannot ''wait'' to see you this weekend.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got [[Wikipedia:MapQuest|MapQuest]] to come all the way over?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh my God, I've got a GPS system, you know that, sweetie!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[Chris and Kacey both stammer a bit]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[high-pitched]'' Oh, that's right, you told me about the GPS! I totally forgot!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I got it for my birthday this year, remember? So, um... yeah, I've already got it plugged in, and... it's gonna be so much fun, so... do you remember our last time together, you know, our, uh, our third date? ''[giggles]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ah, date number three... mmm... oh, I've been so busy with, uh, with studying for the finals. It's just that so much of the details are plaguing my mind at the moment!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, I know. But it was so magical. I have never, ever been with someone so sensual, and just so in tune to me. I can NOT wait to see you again. So maybe you can give me a sneak preview of what you're going to do the next time I see you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm gonna rock your world, baby.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[laughing]'' Oh, Chris, you are so hot. God, I don't know how you do it. So stop teasing me, you've gotta give me more.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It- It just comes natural to me, I guess. I got a deep sensual voice, you know. I definitely got the [[Wikipedia:Bing Crosby|Bing Crosby]] tune, baby, you know I been raised on [[music]]! My dad was a technical engineer! Got all them patents and everything!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh my God, Chris! I love it when you talk like that! God, so, you know when [[SingStar Challenge Round 2|you sang Fresh Prince]] today, you know I looove that. Oh my God, like you know that white boy rap? Oh my God. You were amazing, almost as amazing as last time I saw you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Aw yeah, before that, yeah. Y'know I'm into hippin'- I'm hippin' to soo many hippin' tunes right now. But you know, I like to just... uh, sometimes I like to look back, at my favorite hits and just uh, listen to them you know? Ah, you know I definitely did like [[Sonic]] Boom and Don't Say You Love Me, too bad- ah, too bad I got beaten to the punch on those. Uh yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' God, I know, I was so hoping you would do something like that. I mean, maybe you could do [[Wikipedia:N'Sync|N'Sync]] next? I love [[Wikipedia:Tearin' Up My Heart|&amp;quot;Tearin' Up My Heart&amp;quot;]]. Could you do that one for me?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I got bears- you know what? - I got bears- I got a better song I'm planning on next one. Uh, here's a little preview. Hang on.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Awesome. AWESOME. Thank you! ''[giggles]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hang on. Hang on. Hush-hush-hush!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Aww.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[shouts]'' YOU GOT THE TOUCH. YOU GOT THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER, YEAH!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh Chris. Your voice... well, you know what it does to me. It gets me so hot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ohhhh yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So tell me how much you like when I get hot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oohhhh, I'm lovin' it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What are you gonna do to me Chris? I mean, love songs are wonderful, I know you've got lots of ideas in your head.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It'll be like the first time all over again, girl. You know I enjoyed the first time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, just the way you looked at me-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[interrupting]'' I'd like ta, I'd like ta, I'm definitely gonna try to repeat the encore, repeat as best as I can, you know. You know, to the best of my memory, even though I been messin' up stuff for the finals and whatevurrr, so...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So did you remember what I wanted you to do next time?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Aww... shoot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris, how could you forget!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, you know... lemme take a guess, lemme take a guess! Uh, you want me to caress your breasts?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, that's one of them, but I wanted to do something a little more adventurous! I can't believe you forgot, you seemed so excited!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[in a high-pitched whine]'' OH YEAH I'M SO EXCITED! I just can't hide it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I guess I'll forgive you this time, but I totally, absolutely wanted you to tie me up and let me be at your mercy. I mean doesn't that sound awesome?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' AWW YEAH THAT DOES SOUND FUCKIN' AWESOME.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok well since I told you that you have to tell me what you're gonna do to me because come on, you know I love it when you talk dirty to me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Aww, talk dirty to me! Duh-duh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, please do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mmmmmmm... oh yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Do it for me, your sweet little Kacey-kase.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. I gonna... you just gonna love this. You uh, I'll be showin', I'll be presentin' myself to you, you'll be lovin' my dick, it's so big and all that you know, and you just, I'll be puttin' it, between your tits while you're all TIED UUUP!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh my God that sounds so good! Like, I'm like crying because it sounds so wonderful! Keep telling me more!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm just going to get that girl...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm actually starting to touch my tits right now, so keep telling me more. Keep telling me more.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your BREASTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh my God, I can't wait to lick it off. I'm gonna be so, so hot. This is the Chris I know and love. Thank you!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And then you know what, I'm going to lick it, I'm gonna lick it off your face, and then we're gonna share it in our tongue like tongue-sharing MOMENT!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh my God, you know I love shotgunning like that. God Chris, you're even a little spicier than last time. What's gotten into you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' VANILLA HOT HOT SPICY BABY.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So Chris... um, so what are you doing right now, y'know, are you uh, doing the same thing?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[overlapping]'' Oh, you know... yeah, I'm just I'm... yeah, I'm getting turned on. I'm just rubbing myself thinking about it!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh my God, Chris! It's gonna be so much better when I'm really there, though. I can't wait to see you, I can't believe I'm actually going to go to your house, and be with you and it's gonna be awesome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. You know it, girl. You know it so well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' And I mean, I just can't help getting hot thinking again about all your music videos, just... oh my gosh, I remember so much better than I poss-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[interrupting to mangle REO Speedwagon while Kacey giggles]'' You can't fight that feeling anymore... I've forgotten what I started fighting for... it's just so much listen to the shore... and I can't fight this feeling anymore.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, well, you know I hate to spoil the mood, but I mean you're just so much better than that brown-shirted... or that shirted impostor. I mean, I love your brown shirts way more.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mmm...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Sorry, I'm getting so confused right now, because I'm just so hot right now. I'm so glad you-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[interrupting]'' Yeah, but you know I actually do have a red, white and blue-striped shirt ''in'' my closet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You do? Why don't you wear it then? I mean, I guess that would make you too much like the impostor.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I don't know, because you know... just been trying to separate myself from the impostor I guess, I mean red, white and blue, you know, was my original roots, I mean look at back in the early pages of my books! Red, white and blue all the way, girl!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[sighs]'' Well...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[plows on]'' I just had to separate myself from the impostor somehow. And you know how I rapped the [[PaRappa contest]]? I wore an orange shirt then, girl.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I guess... okay, well I mean, just that impostor, I know he's really, really, really getting to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, he's been getting to me. Giving me... wracking at my NERVES! ''[tard rage]'' Just really turning me... urgh! Making me so angry!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' God I know, he pisses me off too. I can't believe he's trying to be you when you're just so much sexier, hotter... ''[Chris overlapping: Yeah, yeah]'' I mean, his voice doesn't even sound like yours!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah... I mean, can you believe him? I mean he just looks so... aw shoot, what's the word I'm trying think of... oh yeah, he looks so soph-moric!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, he does, I, I guess, I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean the impostor looks like he's got to be about 13 or 15, does not have the diploma or the degrees, OR the certificate I had from the waterboy on the varsity basketball team during my freshman year!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right, um... what are you talking about?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Aw, I'm just on a roll here, you know. I'm just trying- I'm just trying to- I've been-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[overlapping]'' I mean, 'cause-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' One five minute note or you know... ah, he's telling me history or like um... I got my truths, you know. He's just bringing me all the counter-evidence and I've got to fight back with the real deal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh oh, you mean when he was trying to duel you in [[Spanish]] and he showed that fake certificate with a fake [[Sonichu]] picture. Oh oh, okay, I get it, 'cause you were confusing me for a minute there, at first I thought that you were suggesting that you were the fat impostor, and you know, I was getting worried for a minute there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mmm. Well, you... well, I don't know about this and that but I tell you what... you are definitely talking to the real deal, baby. You know I'm going to ROCK YOUR WORLD.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[sighs]'' Yeah, you totally, totally are. I mean, like you said, next time we're going to try the strap-ons, and I can't wait for that!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mmm. Let's do it after this, after this, after this one time, the first time this weekend, y'know... yeah, tie me down...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Oh right, like start out slow like that and... oh yeah, I get it, y'know... do you dominant first, then me dominant... I gotcha! ''[giggles]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, I know you said you couldn't wait... but I could do it for you Chris, definitely do it for you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. ''[voice gets high pitched]'' OH YEAH!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You know baby, I might skip school tomorrow and head down tomorrow, how does that sound?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mmm. Tomorrow... hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, finals are until next week, I can skip this week if you want me to spend the whole week with you, get a little good-luck lovin', you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mmm. Oh yeah, that sounds good, that sounds... yeah, that sounds very good. Mmm. So what time do you think you could be at my place?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, let's see, you're only an hour and a half away, so six p.m. maybe?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mmm. six p.m... mmm. Yeah, that sounds do-able. Six p.m.!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]'' Do-able, just like me, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' DO-ABLE BABY!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Can you cook me something for dinner, something delicious?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uuurgh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' And maybe afterwards a [[guitar]] serenade? You know, cause your songs put me in the mood. That's all I want, I want a delicious dinner and a guitar serenade where you sing, you know that last song you sung me just like last time, can you please repeat it for me? Can you at least sing a little bit right now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sighs]'' Hmmm, hang on a minute let me a minute, let me reflect in my memory here. My well audiograped memory my father entrusted me with well by teaching me so much music.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Of course! ''[giggles]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. ''[sings]'' YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! IT'S TRUE!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]''No, no, not the one you sang for the impostor, the one you sang for me on our last date.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, I'm sorry...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, it's easy to get confused.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[overlapping]''Yeah, I'm kind of a little bit confused myself, it's been a long day.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Aw, I know, I know. I mean, you're doing so well since, you know, considering what you're majoring in and everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yeah! Computer graphics and design!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Did you change your major? What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, that's BEEN my major.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[long pause]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[overlapping]'' That's my major, computer graphics and design.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh... that's, uh, weird. But anyway, what are you gonna cook for me? You know, for the date?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. Hm, I could definitely whip up a, uh, pretty good stew for you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oooh, a stew, what type of stew?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh you know, with the tomatoes and the vegetables and the whatnot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You know, I thought you were a little more ambitious than that. I mean, stew sounds good still, but isn't that better maybe for a winter getaway?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How about you make my favorite? I told you about my favorite the other day, can you make it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[mumbling]'' Umm...your favorite..uhh...your favorite, your favorite. Uhh. Boy I wore myself out getting excited and I can't even remember too clearly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]'' That was my fault, I'm so sorry! But you know, talking to you, just makes me want to, you know. ''[giggles]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' YEAH.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But it's just chicken risotto, so will you be able to do that for me?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Risotto's...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, maybe make a little video of you making it for me so that, uh, I can see how much love and awesomeness you're putting into it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uhh...I don't know if, I don't know if I mean, to make it, to have a video up in the amount of time before you get here, but I would definitely cook you a risotto.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, awesome. So anyway, I like what you said to that impostor about him not having a [[sweetheart]], because I mean, if he had a sweetheart he really would, you know, make her a judge, don't you think? Because if you didn't make me a judge I would have been so pissed off. So I mean, what do you think about that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uhh... I'm sorry, you got me confused there, could you start from the beginning and go slow please?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah! Oh, sorry, sorry, I just got so excited talking to you. ''[giggles]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It's okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, um, you know how you told the impostor? The impostor doesn't have a heartsweet on his judge's panel. Do you think that's because he doesn't have one?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm... oh yeah, that's, that's very likely but you know, I did realize that I apparently did take observation and notice, that actually one of them is a uh, is a real-life close gal-pal by the name of, uh, I think [[Kim Wilson]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, he's-you think he has a girlfriend named Kim Wilson? How do you know that? You are so awesome!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I know I'm awesome. ''[laughs]'' Yeah but yeah no, I've just been hearing news talk between, you know, here and there and the [[fanbase]], yadda yadda yadda. No, but they're just basically, they're just friends. Besides, I heard that Kim has been together with this tough dude named, uh, Logan, and they have two German shepherds.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, I love German shepherds, but, um-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[interrupts]'' ARF!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]'' But, um, would that mean that you still like her, though? I mean-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[overlapping]'' Oh no no no no...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[overlapping]'' Er, HE likes her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[Pause]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, uh no no no. No, they've always been friends. I mean, you know, he had to know why though because she was already taken, in order to establish like guys do, to actually be with her or not, you know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you know, the impostor's never gonna get anyone anyway, he's not as awesome as you. You know, I just fell for you right off the bat. I mean, he's just such a fatty and you're thin and you're hot, and your medallion is so much better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Oh yes. Nothing like the real deal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' And your flowing locks, I mean, come on. What's with that [[hair]]cut?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his mom probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh..I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]'' You're gonna get your mom to cut your hair? Oh Chris, oh you, I get it, you're joking. You're so funny.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh...I might be, but then again I might be serious, you never know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well you are full of surprises.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[shouting]'' I AM FULL OF SURPRISES! ''[pause]'' I am full of surprises, woman, you know me. I am full of surprises.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know you, I definitely, definitely know you. So tell me about some of these surprises. Spoil me, please.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[laughs]'' Ahh, okay. Hmm, surprises surprises..yes...well, you'll have to see my [[house]], it'll definitely look so much familiar to you...if you look anywhere on the internet you'll recognize my house.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh my god, it's just gonna say you. It's just gonna say &amp;quot;[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;quot;, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You know, figuratively?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, the house pretty much screams Christian Weston Chandler. You know my [[car]] has a license plate that says &amp;quot;SONICHU&amp;quot; on it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Does it? Wow, that's so funny because the impostor has one just like that! You would think they wouldn't let two tags be the same.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[high-pitched]'' Yeah, I know!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh my god, that has got to be, like, the worst coincidence ever. I can't believe he did that to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know! Yeah, you know, one thing I'm definitely going to share with you after you get here? My original hand-drawn pages. You're just gonna enjoy seeing them, the original hand-drawn, unaltered, from the computer, you will definitely see the hand-drawn resemblance.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well yeah I've seen them before. But I can't wait to see...I guess you know, new ones and stuff? So um, really quick, did you get my picture that I sent you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I saw it. NICE.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Nice? Okay. What did you think about the color shirt I was wearing?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah... RED. The only thing that's missing is white and blue! Other than that, our shirts are patriotic. WE LOVE AMERICA! Proud to be an American. And I was born in Washington Jefferson Hospital, which is in [[Charlottesville]]...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, does that picture make you horny? How horny does it make you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. Turns me on.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How bad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Real bad.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Real bad? Like last time?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ohhh yes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Like so many times in my past before, even before I met you, but there was nothing, you know, I watched my own share of pornography in my lifetime, but that's just me growing up, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I was curious, I had to know!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]'' That's so cute! So what are you doing now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm talking to you, and enjoying this nice conversation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh Chris, you're so awesome! So um, you remember the last time we were talking and we were talking about, you know, socialism and health care? You know, you never finished your opinion on that. Could you go ahead and expand?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Um, socialism and health care. Umm...yeah, I definitely feel that, uh, health care would be good for, you know, the elderly and the disabled people and, uh, socialism, uh...I don't have all the details on socialism really. I might be leaving a few out in my head to make a final opinion.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, socialism just means, you know... [[Obama]]'s plan on healthcare. We were talking about this for hours!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I'm just spacing out right now, haha. Ahh... but yeah, Obama's plan on health care. Well you know, I mean, he's, uh yeah, he's trying but yeah he's just not trying hard enough. Hang on, I gotta switch my arm, my right arm's getting tired out on me. You know how it is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[overlapping]'' Oh, is it because you're uhh, you're uhh, you know...touching yourself?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, no, my right arm was holding the phone and I used my left hand to touch myself-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[overlapping]'' ''[giggles]'' Ooh, that's a little spicy!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It's like, you know, you're holding the phone over to your ear and your arm just hurts after a while you've held it there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]'' ...Right...So, um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh actually you know, I just remembered, I wanted to recommend to you some more viewing notes from youtube, I want you to look at the videos on the account CCHAN6789.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What was that? CCHAN6789?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, they were all from me. That's an old account, I pretty much just ended the deal with it, past time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' W-what's it again?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh...It's C-C-H-A-N-6-7-8-9. Yeah, all me there. The real me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh. What? Oh, I'll have to check it later when I'm near a computer. That's cool, that's cool.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. So you know uh, Kim, you know uh, how she, uh, yeah you know, uh, Kim, I actually heard that Kim and her friend Logan actually live in the Charlton area close to the downtown mall, you know? So if you ever wanted to look her up and, you know, just talk to her, you know, find about more about the impostor for me, or you know, see what her opinion of me is on the Internet from her point of view...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, you want me to do some undercover stuff? Chris, that is so sweet of you! You know how much I wanted to get involved.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, sure. You know that ScarletSanctum account? That's hers.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, no, I will totally, totally message her. It's Kim Woods, you said?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, Kim Wilson. Totally. Message her, talk to her all about me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I totally will. That is-yeah. I gotcha.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh actually, yeah. I'm looking through my uh, e-mails...oof. My arm's cracking up on me again, you know from holding the phone-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[overlapping]'' You know, that's so weird, because you know, you work out all the time, Chris, so you would think a phone wouldn't be, you know, so heavy for you-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[overlapping]'' Yeah, uh yeah, it's like light, but it's like, holding my arm in the same position for an extended period of time, it just bothers me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, okay. So, um, you told me that you had some new Sonichu merchandise coming out, so can you tell me about those? ''[giggles]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sighs]'' Uhh...oh yeah. I definitely got Poké Balls-I definitely got a [[Sonichu Ball]] replica in the works.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[long pause]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, that's awesome. How much are you gonna sell them for? Cause I know you made so much money...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Eh, they'll probably go for like five, ten bucks. You know, I wanna get it out there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh okay. You want it to start out like that. Okay, got it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Actually you know, I think I am, oh yeah. As I was trying to say earlier but then my arm cramped up on me, I was checking my e-mail and uh, actually I have Kim Wilson's e-mail address, I could share that to you, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh please do, that would be awesome! I will put it in my address book right away.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' All right, I'll spell it out for you. It's S-C-A-R-L-E-T-M-A-R-I-E-S-A-N-C-T-U-A-R-Y at gmail dot com.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So it's scarletmariesanctuary@gmail.com?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, but yeah. Okay but anyway listen, don't uh, let her, don't uh spread this around to anybody, I'm trusting you. Keep it just between you and me. Just between you and me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, no, definitely, I won't tell anyone. Just between you and me, Chris, just like, you know, our sexy secrets.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yes. Anyway, I gotta go, you know, I'm just tired out right now...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Aww, I don't want you to go, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh I know, I wanna talk to you some more too, but, like, ''[high-pitched]'' you know, I need my rest girl, I gotta see you tomorrow at six and make your, uh, your, uh... your... rigatoni?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]'' Risotto, risotto, sweetie, risotto.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' RISOTTO!''[super high-pitched]'' RISOTTO, RISOTTO!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But still, can you make me a special video, please please? I'm not gonna be there till six so please make me a video!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It doesn't have to be cooking, just make me a video about how much you love me, please. You know, I'm feeling so lonely because this impostor, he's taking up a lot of your time, so please?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' All right, sweetheart, I'll make you a video saying how much I love you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[overlapping]'' Oh my god, thank you!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...but don't be surprised if it ends up on, uh, a different account, you know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know. Oh, you're gonna keep it between us! I got it, I got it. That's awesome. Just e-mail it to me and I will look at it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I will e-mail it to you and let you look at it. Yes, I'll e-mail you the link.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Awesome, please, PLEASE e-mail me the link.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' All RIGHT, we've got a game plan!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Awesome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[Singing over her]'' YEAH, I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Be as sexy and awesome like you always are, okay, please?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yes, sexy and awesome. You got it, girl. You got it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, then I guess I'll let you go to sleep and, umm...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you have pleasant dreams tonight, sweetheart.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I will as long as you're in them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Bye. ''[Kissing noises]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I love you, Chris.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I love you too. Love talking to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I love talking to you too...I love doing more with you, but that will have to wait till tomorrow.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[weirdly high-pitched]'' Yeah, wait till tomorrow when you get here!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So...I'll be in your dreams, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you'll be in my dreams and I'll be in yours, ''[sings]'' I'll be in yours...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[Tries to interrupt]'' All right, th-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I NEVER PROMISED YOU A HAPPY ENDING! I'm just trying to take a crack at his song now. The one that he could have stolen from me because, you know, I love [[Britney Spears]] as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, I haven't seen that one yet, is it up?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yes, [[Duck|it's up]]. ''[sings over her again]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[giggles]'' Okay, Chris, well...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm tired, I'll talk to you later.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'll call you tomorrow before I come, okay? All right, love you, bye!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_End_For_Real_(Kacey_call)&amp;diff=162027</id>
		<title>The End For Real (Kacey call)</title>
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		<updated>2012-07-21T05:43:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: &lt;/p&gt;
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'''The End For Real''' is a phone call which took place between [[Kacey]] and Chris on [[November 2009|10 November 2009]], and led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|Kacey marrying Liquid Chris the following day]], and the resulting [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Chris tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was leaked to the [[CWCki]] on 16 [[February 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 1 ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = The End For Real, Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|zWPLFbLq9kk}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = First&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I-I got [[Kim]]'s e-mail, she said to call you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need-yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean-I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr-I'm sorr-I wanted to call you guys back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [speaks over Chris] Well, you didn't really... act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out [[Women's rights|ignored everything I said]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [''makes a strange grunting noise''] Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what- one of my problems is that I have [[Wikipedia:Tunnel vision|tunnel vision]]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and Chris was-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [''speaks over Chris''] It-It-It doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he was saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Kacey... That's not true. That's not true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But-But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem-solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[''sic'']]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[Chris and anger|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me. [''pause''] I did talk to Kim about it, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st-I was under the shock, too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I just thought-I just thought that you might need your spa-you might need some space, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, like, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris is interrupted]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ever.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [mumbles incoherently]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, y-I-I do listen to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to McDonald's. And I have-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Interrupted]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, okay, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Lie|I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then [[McDonalds|what]] have you been eating? What did you eat tonight?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been-I have been eating mostly TV Dinners.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Like what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional values of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I can cook.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I-because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [incredulous]...Then go buy them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make- to make da better food.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Why haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your food... I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog at least two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris tries to speak over her, saying &amp;quot;I am trying.&amp;quot;] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do- I listen to you and like... I-I-I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act... Truly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's- I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade...]] Those weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cuz you're displacing the weight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to get a pair of fifty pound weights...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, I mean, you shouldn't have struggled with something that was like what, five, seven pounds?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I- Okay, I exa- I exa- I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's a huge exaggeration! That's a ''big'' difference!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' They felt, like, more than twenty pounds apiece.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Kim said they were ten pounds. I'm not even sure if it's that much.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well... okay, I-I do not claim to actually know how many pounds one of those actually is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then you shouldn't have.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But, it felt like at least twenty.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No it's not. I'm looking it up on Google right now and it says around eight, ten pounds. I mean, it's just [[Honor roll|simple math and conversion]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, how hard is it to look it up, so you don't look stupid?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I could've- I could've looked it up. I just didn't- I did not think about that. I did not think of that. One of my faults, sometimes I don't think of everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you ever think, cause I'm starting to think you don't, because you've been making a ''lot'' of mistakes lately. And... it's really, really, making ''me'' think. I mean, I'm tired of the excuses.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm ti- I, I don't like excuses either.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why do you make them all the time? That's all you ever do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. Okay, maybe- okay. I have made some excuses in the past.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You make a ''lot'' of excuses in the past. You make any excuse, you ever do, it's always &amp;quot;[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm working on it]],&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;I'm thinking about it,&amp;quot; like, whenever you say stuff like that I know it's not going to get done. I mean, that's really bad, when... I already ''know'' you're not going to do anything by the words you say. You're just gonna continue to make excuses. You left me alone for several days after you heard how upset I was! The hell? You really think I want a boyfriend like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you ta- yeah, you would not want a boyfriend like that. But, I ca-yeah, I mean I have, I realize that...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so, you see what I'm saying. Right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand... what you are saying. And I could be better, and I am willing to improve.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Sssomehow, I don't really think you're going to.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am going to improve on that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you haven't yet, so... why would I believe you now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long silence]'' Okay, you have every right to question that, but... please believe me, I mean, ya know, one thing that- ya know, I would be, I would be ''glad'' to be there for you, but... I don't know your address.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter, you should be able to be there for me otherwise. You haven't earned that address. I mean, is that really all you've got? I mean... and after that comic, how wo- why would I want to give you my address? You're just going to shoot [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] or me anyway!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I, I promise you, I would not shoot anybody for real. I do not even own a real gun.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Doesn't mean you couldn't get one, I could get a gun and I don't own one.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do not, I have no intention on getting a real gun in the near future.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, but it's so easy to get guns, do you remember the Virginia Tech shooter? It's easy. Doesn't matter, all you need to do is get mad again, then you'll just ignore me anyway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I promise you that I would not ignore you in the future, even when I get- even when I get... riled up, and angry and [mumbling], I would not ignore you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I don't know, you've ignored me enough, don't you think it might be a little too late? I mean, that comic really scared me, I mean, I'm pretty sure... you shot him in the comic so he couldn't follow and take me back. I mean, that's just ''creepy''. That's psychotic. That's delusional.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. I, I agree with you, that... I may have some issues to resolve with Chris. Like, you know, I definitely should... like, you know, try... to sit in front of him...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 2 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = The End For Real, Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|H0r8vlDV-J4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 [[November 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...and discuss things, calmly...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You think he's gonna do that after he saw that comic?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, obviously he definitely has other skeletons in his closet-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' This isn't about him; this isn't about him. This is about you. And I'm tired of you talking bad about him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, yeah. I don- I don't like talking bad about people, but-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you do all the time!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, only... just, only- ok, well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Tell me again why you think you're better than him. Go ahead.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I'm- because I'm loyal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're not very loyal; you haven't called me. You're not very honest; you lie to me all the time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I tell you- I tell you everything I'm- from my heart. And [when] I tell you I love you, I mean it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's lying. You can't even send me a simple email to make sure I'm OK. Like, I don't think you get how hurt and angry I am, so no, I want something that you're better at him at that is real, because your lies come from your heart too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Stuttering incoherently for a rebuttal] Ok, I have made the mistake of lying at-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' A lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' A lot, a lot, but a lot of the things that I have told you, in the past, were true. I swear, I have told you a lot of truth like you know, like when I tell you about myself on the kind of person I am, those are true. And how I feel about you, that's true, too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do I know that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And my hit-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do I know you're not just ready to drop me, because it's easier, or something stupid?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because... we started out as friends, and I in-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's right, friends.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, hang on, hang on! We started out as friends with the possibility of a relationship, and I would like a relationship.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How would we start off as friend with the possibility of a relationship? You lied to me the first time you talked to me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, I did the things-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You pretended to be my boyfriend, my fiance.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, I did pretend to be Chris. But that was in the case, to let you know, that he was who you- he was not who you thought he was. You know, he was- He ''was'' pretending to be me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' He wasn't pretending to be you! This is what I don't get. Stop saying he's pretending to be you. Just 'cause you guys have the same name doesn't mean he was pretending to be you, because you two are two totally different people.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, yes, we are two totally different people, and I can list the whole number of things that I am and he's no- that he's not that he claims.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Whatever, I can list the whole things he does that you can't. He can play guitar. He doesn't lie to me. He jogs with me. He does stuff with me. He doesn't sit around and play video games. He has a job. He has a college education. He goes to school. I mean, wh- the hell? I mean, c'mon. Do it, do it. Sho- Tell me. Tell me what's he's not doing and I bet you I can refute everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[stutters, then sighs]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So you don't have anything, do you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well... okay, well, I can definitely tell you that he did not go to Manchester High School.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is he's in school now. And that he's gonna make himself better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' He is... yes he is, okay, he is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' His high s- I told you before, high school doesn't matter to me, it's stupid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, you get your education through high school. You need your high school diploma to move on to college...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Not really, anyone can get their GED and blaze through it. What matters even more than high school education is like your SATs and your ACTs. College is what's important to me. Because that shows a future. I mean, I bet you don't even know what a GED is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do know, I have a general idea of what a GED is. It's a sort of degree.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...No... It's... in place of a diploma. I mean, did you even take the SAT?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, I did take the SAT in high school.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What was your scores?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I do not remember.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh come on, you've got to remember. Nobody forgets their SAT scores.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It, uh, with a small detail like that, and I felt it was small... it was in one ear and out the other.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, was it- was it above 1100? Was it above 1200? Was it above... anything like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, mmm... Ah, yeah, I think it, I think it was... over 1100. [long pause] But that's to the best of my recollection. [[Lie|I swear]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So you had something over 1100, but you went to a community college. I mean, did- did you even try to get into a university? Not that I'm saying community colleges are bad, but, come on.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did- yeah well, yeah, my mom and dad advised me to go ''to'' the community college, because my family could not afford university.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's... my- okay, okay, first off... you're on [[Monthly tugboat|disability]]. Government would have paid for your schooling, the end. That's just being lazy. Um, number two, financial aid and student loans. That would have been all on you, not on them. And the thing is, you... should at ''least'' have transferred to university ''after'' the community college cause community college is a stepping stone. Yes, it's a great way to get your classes for cheaper, but then you ''have'' to go to university to get, like, a bachelor's. I mean, did you even look into that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' That had not come to mind. By the way, I ca- by the way, just to let you know, I did check with my mom and dad, I mean... yes, they were in for, of the, of the financial aid, but they...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well then your parents should have done something about that, that just shows your parents didn't care about your future either. But it's not up to them. You should have done it, why didn't you use it? ''[talking over Chris]'' I wish I'd had financial aid right way.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sighs]'' Look. I would have taken the financial aid if I-if I could, but my mom and dad, there was a whole lot of stress going on in just starting out at the community college...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you still... should have been able to do it later... ''[Chris stutters]'' Don't you overtalk me! Don't overtalk me. That's the thing, it's always stress, it's always stress this stress that. It...doesn't...''matter''. You should have been able to do something ''afterwards''. Even if you didn't do it right away, you should have been able to go to a four-year university afterwards, and gotten something better than just a little [[CADD]] certificate...whatever. An associate's doesn't do ''shit.'' I'm... I mean, like, I'm sick and tired of hearing you use the word &amp;quot;stress.&amp;quot; You don't know stress. We've been through this before. You ''don't know'' what stress is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I will not disagree with you...but on the...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're damn ''straight'' you're not gonna disagree with me because you know I'm right! You don't have a job, you don't even- you don't have job stress. You...You sit around, play video games, and get... ''money''. If your life was a hundred times more stressful than it is now, you still wouldn't have as much stress as I do, you wouldn't have as much stress as...my ''[[Chandler cats|cat]]'', probably.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, y-you're probably right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're damn straight I'm right! I mean, you take days off where you don't do anything except color or play video games. ''[pause]'' I mean, I don't think you get... that all you have shown me the whole time I've known you, is that you don't want to do anything unless it's easy. You want everything to be handed ''to'' you. And if you haven't noticed, I'm kind of ambitious. Why would I want someone like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you're right. I would not want, uh... I would, if I was to... go out with a woman, I, ah, would want one who was a go-getter. And you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But the thing is, don't you think go-getters want ''other'' go-getters? Why would I want someone who's just gonna lay at home and suck up my money? I mean, cause that's all it would be, instead of sucking up the government's money you'd be sucking up my money. And, uh, I'm not sure I'd like that. At all. I mean, I don't want to have to take care of someone until I have kids, and you're ''definitely'' not my kid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' I can definitely, be able- I can definitely take care of myself.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No you can't! You don't have a job. Can't take care of yourself without a job. My job is hanging on a thread, and I'm still doing way better than you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, you're doing... way better than me. You know a lot more than I do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, seriously, tell me: without your parents, could you survive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I would do my best to survive, and... I think I would get by.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Really. Your best. Because, I mean... what kind of bills do you think need to be paid off every month?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah... electric, water, heating... that sort of thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[pause]'' Um, how about car insurance? Um, [[Television|cable?]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, car, um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Rent? Property? You got taxes? Um, trash pickup if you have trash? Recycling if you have recycling? Oh, and don't forget any repairs.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, there is all that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, how much do you get a month again? Like, what, 600?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I'm ge- I'm getting... about 800 a month right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Still, my bills are slightly larger than that. I mean, you couldn't survive on your own. And, I mean, these are my bills with ''roommates.'' I don't think you could survive without your parents. You can't even move out! And even if you could move out, you wouldn't have anybody to move out ''with''! That's, that's insane!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, that is insane. And I...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why haven't you done something about it?! I have been living out on my own since I was eighteen, nineteen. You are twenty-seven! And you haven't moved out yet!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, well one reason is- yeah, I don't have anybody to move out... with.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I moved out with ''nothing.'' I moved out with no job, hardly any money, without a car, and I still survived. And I got myself a job, and I got myself a car.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, find someone, there's people in craigslist, the newspapers, um universities, everywhere. You can find something. You can find someone who, will just rent a room. And then you don't even need to be around that person. I mean, Hell, you could probably get housing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 3 ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = The End For Real, Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|L0SCVHue9QE}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 [[November 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]], [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = Final&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, [stutters] That's true, but ah... If I move out that's actually- I think I could be able to move out.. with my girlfriend. I don't, I mean, I wouldn't want just some other, I don't think- I just wouldn't feel comfortable-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [cuts in] But be realistic Chris, I mean.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' with some kind of stranger...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You need to know how to live on your own before you go into a relationship. Because if you go straight into, living out with a relationship, it's going to put a strain on there. I mean, you need to know how to deal with strangers, you need to know how to live on your own. I mean if you can't take care of yourself, you can't expect to be in a relationship. You'll just drag it down. Besides, I mean, you shouldn't move out with someone right away anyway, so you should probably live on your own first. I mean, besides, if you keep acting the way you're acting, you aren't likely to get a girlfriend anyway. Besides, if you had your own place to be, it'd be easier, because then there'd be a place for her to move and normally it's the girl who moves in with the guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [obvious sounds of Kacey being tired from wailing on Chris so much] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;And ''besides,'' if you can't even take care of that, how do you expect to take care of a daughter... Which you keep dreaming about. I mean, are you expecting to just marry someone rich?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[''slight pause''] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I do not... I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cut off by Kacey]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then how are you gonna take care of her? How are you gonna take care of a daughter?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Chris_and_Reality|One day at a time.]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, there is no one day at a time. You-You... There is no one day at a time. You do that, you're going to [[Obesity|starve.]] You need ''plans.'' I mean, that's like Alcoholics Anonymous, that's not living.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Alcohol|Well, I mean, at least I don't go out and get drunk every night.]] I don't do that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you know what, at least those drunks could pay for their drinks. You couldn't even do that! I mean, are you just trying to make yourself look good?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [incoherent mumbling, sounds like he's repeating what Kacey just asked him] Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, stop! It's-It's... I mean, that's- uh, that's stupid!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, wait, uh-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're comparing apples to oranges!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, wait, maybe I'm misunderstanding the ques- maybe I misunderstood the question. You just said, I mean, I thought you said, uh, &amp;quot;[...]trying to make myself look good.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, you're just trying to make yourself look good by comparing yourself to someone you think is worse than you. But, I mean, you're not going to be able to always do that. That's not adult.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [completely skipping over the latter half of her last statements] Oooh, yeah, okay, yeah, now I understand. I just, mm... okay. Mmmm... Yeah. Mmm... Yeah, but, that is, uh, that is kind of a lame deal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Besides, at this point, they're probably better than you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're pro'lly- Yeah... You're right. A lot of people are better than me. Uh... In situations of being able to take care of him or herselves... Themselves.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, so obviously you're never gonna be able to take care of anyone. Why would girls want that? Girls want [[Liquid_Chris|real men.]] They want somebody who's gonna give them comfort and security. Not saying that the girl shouldn't be making money, too, and helping out, but I mean, nobody wants somebody who's just going to, [sigh] to, just, lay there and do nothing!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, oh-kay, look at what I'm being offered with Chris. Look at what I'm being offered with you. If you were me, what would you do?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mm... Yeah... Probably go to one that's better. But... Lemme just ask you- I mean, I know it's not about Chris, lemme ask you, have you actually ''checked'' his back- his background and actually seen where he works?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''Yes!'' And that's why he- I know he's honest with me! And it doesn't matter anyway, you just said it's not about him, but then you made it about him. I mean, I've been to a company lunch with him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, um, I was just askin'. I was just askin'.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, I mean, seriously, once again, I mean, who do you think would be the better one?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, [[Liquid_Chris|him.]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so why-why do you think I would even give you a chance after all the lies and all the ch-shit you put me through? You ignored me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I lis- I listen to your every word, I ''did...'' I-I-Okay, well...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Chris and Kacey talk over each other, Kacey comes out victorious'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' If you listen to it, you definitely didn't do anything about it. I mean, stop lying.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been exercising, I have been... going out walking and jogging.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, for five minutes. Not good enough. Totally not good enough.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, not good en-could be better. Could be better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Could be ''a LOT'' better. I mean, working is not good enough if you don't push yourself. Then you're not really working on it. Then you're just kinda coasting through it. You're just kinda being half-assed. Do I really seem like the girl who needs someone half-assed?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're not the... kinda girl that would want somebody who's... half-assed.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''21 second pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, just... [sigh] Right now, in my eyes, you're just a horrible human being. You leech off [[Monthly_Tugboat|everyone.]] And I can't stand that, for one, you don't even know the principles of your religion right, which is extremely important to me. You've insulted and hurt my fiancé beyond anything, then you've insulted and hurt me, you've ignored me, you think ''he's'' more important, you've disrespected everyone on [[Twin_Falling_Towers|9/11,]] when, of course, nothing touches YOU, you insulted my father, you insulted my family... You- I mean, you compared my grandmother dying to a [[Patti-chan|DOG.]] A ''dog.'' A mangy, dirty dog. I mean. Oh. My. [[Godjesus#Concept_of_God_.28or:_GodJesus.29|GOD.]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [obviously jumping over everything Kacey just said yet again] Patti was not a mangy, dirty dog... She was a member of my family.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, well, that still doesn't mean that she's like my grandmother dying in a terrorist attack. She still a damned dog. I mean, I love my cats and everything, but they're still cats! She was still a damn dog. I mean, fuck you for even COMPARING that to my grandmother dying.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well- kay...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You don't understand life, you don't understand [[Chris_and_Death|death,]] obviously.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do understand death. It hurts...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' The thing is, you don't understand. I mean, you're not even going to live to see thirty. Why would I wanna be with someone who I know is going to be dead in four years? Three years? I mean... [sigh] I wouldn't even give you five years. My family hates you, you're lying to me, you're nasty to my friends, you lie to my friends. I mean, don't think I don't know that you don't lie to Kim. Don't think I don't know that you don't lie to me! I don't think you'd have luck with anyone, to tell you the truth. So you can not tell me that you want me to be with you or that you love me because you're just gonna die wasting your life playing video games and doing nothing. I mean, even though a [[CADD]] degree isn't much, you haven't done anything with it. You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want. You definitely didn't fight for me, so you know what? I don't need this at all. This is totally not what I need. I mean, fuck you, I don't even wanna be friends, because you are a total waste of space. I mean, you disrespect everyone. And you know what? I'm getting married tomorrow, 2PM. You know what, and it's all thanks to you, cause if it weren't for you being such an [[Nudes|ass,]] I wouldn't see what a great person Chris is and how much he really does love me 'cause I had someone to compare him to, who doesn't give a [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shit]] about me, who only loves his video games and himself. So you know what? You- Just- You know what? I don't even care because I don't even have anything to say to you because you know what, won't hurt about this, [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|you'll be over this by tomorrow]]. I will never see anything that shows you're even hurt by this or you even care! So you know what, I'm going to go ahead and get married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead. I mean, I'd recommend talking to someone about that. Y'should probably call up, you know, an institution, therapy, something, because, I mean, you're gonna be the five- doing the same thing in five minutes. I bet you I will never be mentioned again by you. You're not gonna be upset. You're not gonna do anything. I bet you anything I'm gonna see a new video being like, &amp;quot;Oh, who the hell was Kacey? I'm going after...&amp;quot; I don't even care anymore. I. Don't. Care. I'm getting married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy, so you know what? Go do whatever because you know what, just fuck you, you're just gonna go off with someone else because, I mean, you've already shown me that, you've already shown me that, sooo... Have fun making a video about meeting a new girlfriend, because I'm done.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ugh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Peace out.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''tape ends'']&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Kacey Call 6</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* Audio */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;31 [[August 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Chris]] got some calls from a [[troll]] pretending to be from [[GameFAQs|gamefaqs.com]] (Chris pronounces &amp;quot;GameFAQs&amp;quot; as if &amp;quot;faqs&amp;quot; is a word).&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris thinks he defeated a troll by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris's parents drop him off at the [[mall]] so he can draw [[comics]] while they go use their senior discount at Ihop.&lt;br /&gt;
*If Chris went to Ihop with his parents it would &amp;quot;mess things up&amp;quot; because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris wrote a list of nice discussion topics because he doesn't want [[Kacey]] to yell at him again.&lt;br /&gt;
*First topic: ''Hannah Montanna''. Kacey says it's for 12 year old girls, [[Pedofork|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to buy it on Blu-Ray]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Second topic: Chris's [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act.&lt;br /&gt;
*First the hypnotist wanted Chris to insult him, so Chris called him [[Random-access humor|&amp;quot;Uncle Screwy Louie&amp;quot;]]. He still thinks it's funny. Then the hypnotist said &amp;quot;when you open your eyes you'll see everyone naked&amp;quot;. Chris didn't really see anyone naked, but he played along as he [[The Creepy Stare|smiled at the ladies]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Another good college memory is when he was included in a quiz show game. Chris didn't make it very far, but at least he tried.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris was in touch with his &amp;quot;girl crush&amp;quot; [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently he found out she's married with two children. Chris could tell by looking at a prom picture of her that she was already taken by [[JERK|some guy]], when he saw that it put him into [[Stress|shock]] for a while.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris made a few friends and acquaintances at [[PVCC]], &amp;quot;but they kinda came and gone&amp;quot;, especially after he got kicked out of English class. He &amp;quot;became shy&amp;quot; after that.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris talks about a teacher, or as Chris calls him &amp;quot;[[CADD Chef|this one black guy]]&amp;quot; at PVCC, and how upon first being there he &amp;quot;had bad vibes about him&amp;quot;. He picked almost as many arguments as his father! Chris says the teacher would constantly [[Kick the Autistic|put him down and what-not]], with mean insults like &amp;quot;That's not right, do it over bla bla bla&amp;quot;... Kacey points out that's not putting him down, that's teaching. Chris did not like his tone of voice. &amp;quot;The way he carried on and such. He talked more calmly to the other students, I actually observed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris was happy to graduate from PVCC, because &amp;quot;It felt more like a Hellhole than Heaven&amp;quot;. Chris was sad to graduate from [[High School]], because he didn't receive any awards.&lt;br /&gt;
*He's still whining about not getting any awards; he got a star pin but &amp;quot;that's SMALL in comparison to other awards&amp;quot;. Kacey tells him to stop being childish and grow the fuck up; Chris ignores her and whines more.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris watched ''Labyrinth'' because it's Kacey's favorite movie. Kacey talks about David Bowie's [[Pickle|&amp;quot;bulge&amp;quot;]]; Chris gets uncomfortable and tries to change the subject because he is [[Homos|STRAIGHT]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris &amp;quot;tried reading&amp;quot; ''[[Harry Potter]]'' but couldn't get into it. Also competition with [[Pokemon]] or whatever.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris suddenly tard rages because a troll keeps calling him. He doesn't understand why he keeps calling after Chris told him to stop.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey asks what books Chris has read recently. He of course says Pamela Anderson's ''Star'', then admits he hasn't read anything else. Kacey tells him he should read ''Catch 22''. Chris thinks a &amp;quot;Catch 22&amp;quot; is a kind of &amp;quot;sexual touch&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The only books Chris owns are [[R.L. Stine|''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street'']].&lt;br /&gt;
*He also read ''The Giver'', so he spends five minutes recounting what happens in that book.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris tries claiming that he has multiple personalities. Kacey tells him he's full of shit.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Chris says he JUST NOW changed over to his other personality, so now he's [[Christopher]] instead of Christian. He is serious.'''&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot; says he only caught some of the conversation and doesn't know what's going on.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey tells him he might have a brain tumor. &lt;br /&gt;
*Christopher gives up and says he just switched back to Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
*Christian says &amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot; came out recently while he was playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]''. He thinks there is a difference between his two personalities' voices.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris says he'll talk to his doctor about this serious problem.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey isn't taking his stupidity seriously, so Chris suddenly backtracks and says he just made up this multiple personality shit to mess with the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris stopped taking some of his meds and now he feels more confident. &lt;br /&gt;
*Chris has been taking Lipitor for the last 2 years to keep his cholesterol down. He's like &amp;quot;It was optional, but I thought it was a good idea&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris says he mostly eats grilled chicken sandwiches from [[McDonald's]]. He thinks this is [[Chris and Health|healthy]]. He also only eats Hungry Man dinners &amp;quot;once or twice&amp;quot; a month, mostly he eats Healthy Choice frozen dinners.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris says he walks about an hour a day around the neighborhood, and thinks this is &amp;quot;strenuous&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey thinks Chris is going to die.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Audio==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 6 Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|EQDaJ5eBU-c}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 31 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 7]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 6 Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|9Ds4EPTV5rg}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 31 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 7]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 6 Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|vE0LYw4clCM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 31 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 7]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 6 Part 4&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|qQx5MJBqTGw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 31 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 7]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 6 Part 5 (Final)&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|xVHgCYiszZw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 31 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 7]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hi Kace, how are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm okay, just a little tired from work, how are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm okay, I'm a little too tired from uh, being trolled. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Aw.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I keep answering incoming calls from the trolls. Uh, especially, uh, to- Especially, uh, you know, incoming calls from the one... troll who pretended to be an employee over at GAME FACKS ''[sic]'' dot com- You know, G-A-M-E F-A-Qs, uh... Anyway, uh... They say- Anyway, they say it was the guy that's been ordering all the uh, free catalogues and boxes and what-not, sending 'em to my house with the stupid [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] name on the address. Uh, yeah but I'm handling that and dealing with-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well you should tell them to fuck off and leave you alone. I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You should tell 'em to fuck off and leave you alone. They won't be expecting that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, my father- My father did tell them that. Actually, after we got home from the uh, church yesterday, he told 'em that. And they called a couple more times today and he's finally giving up. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah but you shouldn't be bothering your father with that, I mean YOU should be able to do it. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah well I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You should be able to fight your own battles.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah I mean- I mean, he's been calling the house phone and my father- And my mom and dad have been ans- Have been monitoring his calls with their caller I.D. which is downstairs. In their lair only.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well then they shouldn't pick up either.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah well mostly they do not pick up. Uh, anyway, also this, uh, guy... that pretends to be a legal rep from- from uh, Bandai, Bandai or something... Yeah he's practically calling non-stop, and that's just been- That's just been bothering to me. I finally- I finally managed to to, uh- I think I finally shut him up though. Uh, yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I think you should just keep telling them to fuck off, I think you need to take a better offensive stance on this. They're not going to expect that from you, you just need to be like... Like, just be strong.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you think I haven't tried telling 'em to uh, to back- to back the fuck off, I have done that before.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah but you really have to be a man about it, you need to really say it in a tone, you can't show them any fear, any whining or anything, you need to just WOW them.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah well anyway, I think I finally got- I finally got the Bandai guy to shut up, I, uh, you know, I called him back and I told him to call toll-free HIS phone number, OR shut the fuck up and stop calling my cell phone number. And then I said goodbye and hung up on him. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, that's a good start.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''[Forced laugh]'' Yeah, so anyway, um...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well if you've got their numbers you should call back and do that yourself, I mean, don't wait for them to come on your turf, you need to show them you mean business.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, they have your number anyways, it's not like it would hurt.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I should definitely be calling 'em back and telling 'em to, uh... Yeah. I will do that. Uh, but anyway-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, shouldn't let them take control of you. You need to control THEM.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Turn the tables, you know.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. I will do that. I will do that, but any- Yeah. Anyway, something else on my mind, my father and I were planning on going down to Social Security tomorrow or Wednesday, talking about what they can do for us with the, uh, job and all that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well that's good, I mean it is on the website though, so it shouldn't harm you, but maybe they'll have someone who can help you through, but remember, don't let them do everything for you, and you should probably do it tomorrow, you know... Just because, I mean why not get it done as soon as possible?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Get it done faster.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That will surely show those trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. You know one thing though, uh... I would do it myself but unfortunately I don't know the right questions to ask, my father is the one that has- has more knowledge about that sorta thing, so yeah. But definitely like, uh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you need to get the knowledge. So, YOU should be doing this, your dad can't do this for you, this is about you being independent. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah I know, but I don't know the right questions to ask.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, they're gonna show you what you have to do, I mean the... It's common sense what questions you're gonna have to ask. Like, &amp;quot;How much can I make? How many hours can I do?&amp;quot; this is stuff you already know, you shouldn't sell yourself short.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ask your dad beforehand. Don't make him do it for you, just be like- See you don't even have to ask him, just be like &amp;quot;Do you have any suggestions?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' This is something that you need to do yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah I need to ask suggestions, yeah. I should probably ask him to write down the right list of questions for me. But then he'll probably- Then he'll likely insist on wanting to come and, uh- Yeah, come along anyway. And plus like, you know, yeah, my mom's just finally offered me to, uh, to uh, to drive her car today, but unfortunately I had to let her drive, yeah, she was going to IHOP, and I wanted to do some- get some drawing done at the mall while we were out, uh, cuz you know, if I'm not going to [indecipherable] family, but they would drop me off at the mall while they're at IHOP, cuz if I go with them to IHOP that will mess up their uh, senior discount deal. And then they might not be able to get me the sandwiches that I would have- The sandwich I would have that night. It's a pretty good sandwich, by the way.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You got a sandwich from IHOP? That's like, the International House of Pancakes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah well, my family gets like a senior discount, and uh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But what does that have to do with pancakes, it's pancake house!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[Laughs]'' Well, they sell sandwiches there. Heh, I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, you go to IHOP for pancakes...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Heh, well I'm sure my mom and dad would have eaten pancakes themselves there, but I mean I don't know, but you know, it's their- Order pancakes at the uh, International- Over at the IHOP... ''(Uncomfortable laugh)'' I don't know... Plus, I don't know all the details of the uh, senior citizens discount, though anyway if I went with them there, uh, it would just mess things up. I mean I know we- We know, we tried it once before, and they- Yeah, it just really messed it up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Messed what up?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' The senior discount deal.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I mean the people at the, uh, restaurant place are, uh, fairly strict.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah I'm surprised they even have a senior discount deal, I mean my restaurant doesn't.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but it's like once a week though. Only on Monday nights.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, well back to the Social thing, I mean... I think you need to tell your parents that this is something you need to do, you need to face the world on your own. It'll be a great learning experience for you and you'll be with people who are there to help you. So it's not gonna hurt you or anything.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright, we'll I'll- I'll talk to my father and see- See if he'll write me the correct list of questions and let me go by myself.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean plus they're gonna take you a LOT more seriously if you're coming to them yourself. They're gonna look at you with your parents and they're gonna be like, &amp;quot;This guy doesn't want help&amp;quot;. They're gonna... not help you. They're going to do it resentfully.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean that's just the way the world works, unfortunately, that's the way they're gonna see it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah it's like a dog eat dog world, well you're right, I see- I see- I see it from your point of view, I get it. Hm. Anyway, I- Anyway, let me, uh- Anyway, uh... Anyway, other than that, I did come up with some nice, uh, discussion topics that you and I could talk about. You know, like a couple of days ago, but then uh... Then you brought up the maturity, telling me all that... It's like I couldn't get the, uh, conversation topics I managed to write-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay well if you have them, go ahead and bring them out, that'd be cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright. Alright, well... Here's a good one, uh, let's talk about my feelings on Hanna Montanna, your feelings- Your, uh... We could- we could further your- Your- Destination of your feelings about her. And that show.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, um, well, Hanna Montanna's like a guilty pleasure for me, because you know, it's a show for like 13 year-old little teeny-boppers, and I really shouldn't be watching it. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Heh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, I mean, it's cool, Miley Cyrus is so talented.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well I mean I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But it's really for teeny-bopper girls.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah well I mean, I've only seen like a couple of episodes of the show, yeah, but from what I recall, you know, yeah, she's- she's pretty good. But it's like you know, I mean I could get into like, you know, watching more of the show myself, I just uh, hadn't really gotten around to it, or... Just hadn't really felt like it but it's like you know, I could. I mean you know they released season one on DVD, plus they have the uh, movie on Blu-Ray, I could rent that, or... rent the season one or whatever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh... but anyway yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Remember how I said I wanted to talk about more ADULT topics, and I just mean mature topics? Do you have any of those?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, kind of, we could talk about college- We could talk about my college days. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, go ahead.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You know, just uh- I mean I could reminisce a bit about uh... You know, between high school days and eventually leading on to college days. Got the rundown here (?)... Let's see...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay well tell me about college.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah, okay, I only have like a couple of good memories from my college days, like uh, you know... Uh, there was this one time, where uh... This good- Where this hypnotist came in, and uh, he- And then I- And then he let me uh, get up on stage and be one of the uh, subjects. But it's like, I wasn't really hyp- I wasn't really hypnotized. But I, like, played along with it, I mean I actually knew what was going on.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And I think uh... Hang on, let me see if I can remember what happened. Um... Yeah I think at one point, uh... He wanted me to, like, insult him a little bit, when he said a cue. And it's like, uh... Yeah, it's like yeah, okay, I got it, when you say the word you'll want me to insult you, and it was like I couldn't- I tried to think of a good insult but I don't know, I just came up with like you know, just calling him &amp;quot;Uncle Screwey Louie&amp;quot;. ''(Waits for Kacey to laugh)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Ohh. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Laughs)'' I don't know why that- That little- He just.. Just a silly stupid name. Uncle Screwy Louie. Heh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah. ''(Laughs politely)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah then like you know, later he's like you know, oh, then everyb- Then he says, like you know, he says at a certain point everybody opens their eyes and then... It's like- We're supposedly like to see everybody... naked- Everybody in the audience naked, and freak out or something. It's like, uh, you know, I- I opened my eyes and I didn't really see anybody naked, I saw everybody with their clothes on. But it's like you know, I played along and I just sat there and smiled. Heh. At the ladies in the audience. ''(Laughs)'' Yeah. And then he says like you know he gave me another cue like yeah, &amp;quot;Chicago&amp;quot;, then everybody- Then we all- Then we all danced. A little bit. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And it's like I did my fill of dancing, he touched my shoulder and told me to sit down, there you go. Uh, I think that was pretty much- I think that was pretty much it as far as I can remember from that day.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway another- Anyway another good memory I have from the college days is like you know I participated in a quiz sh- In uh, this one time, in a quiz show event. Uh... It was like you know, one of those remote con- One of those things where they hand you a remote control and you answer the- and you answer the uh, questions while you're in a seat. And if you're amongst the uh, top four scorers you get to go to a- You get to go and uh, be one of the uh, buzzers on the panel to uh, win the mon- win the prize money. Try and win the prize money. Uh, obviously I did not even get up there- I did not even get the chance to get up there, but, you know, I tried anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, at least you tried, that's all you can ask for.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Oh, another thing I uh, feel like I should mention, uh, remember- I think I remember telling you a little bit about my high school crush Kellie An- Kellie Andies?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, after we graduated I was in touch with her for like about a year and a half after that, and then it's like I- I missed calling her one weekend, and then it's like I sorta- I lost the habit. And then like a- And then like a couple of months- A couple of months, uh... earlier recent- Couple of months ago recently, I found that she had been... Excuse me. She had been married and she has like, one or two children. So...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' That's good for her then, anyway. But it's like you know, uh, I, you know, after I stopped the uh, habit my mom made me- My mom told me like you know- Oh yeah I can tell from like, you know, just from looking at her like, like in... The prom... The, uh... Yeah she was obviously already taken by this- By some guy. And it's like- I was like oh my God, I was in shock for a while. I think it was like for a couple of weeks or a couple of months. Maybe- Yeah, somewhere between there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''(Not really listening)'' Oh that's cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, I lost touch with her and that was like a downfall. Uh, I've made a few friends and acquaintances since uh, Piedmont. But they kinda like came and gone. And it's like you know, mostly like GONE, because since, you know, after- Especially gone since after February 24th 2003, which was- that was the, uh... 21st birthday I got kicked outta the English classroom, so it's like you know, I couldn't make- I just didn't- I uh, just didn't feel like- I just didn't... I just became shy, and didn't make as many friends as I was able to beforehand. And then the uh, and then the uh, Sweetheart Search and Mary Lee Walsh, uh... Going on and all that. And then I got banned for a year and the anger management and the... I got the anger management from the uh, psychiatrist's class, I think I told you about that. Uh, but anyway, I, um... It also- Also, I told [[Kim]] about this part, but uh... You know, during my, like my last seme- My- My last, uh, couple of semesters... Before I got my diploma, um... Instead of my teacher being this, uh- Being this nice, uh... Woman teacher I knew, uh... It was this one black guy. Just one black ''[indecipherable, probably something racist]''... But he was just like uh, you know, upon first meeting him, I- [[Chris and race|I had bad vibes about him]]. And... And yeah, I was right- I was right with that cuz you know, he- He and I just never saw eye to eye. And he picked more arguments, almost as much as my father.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh, okay, so you thought this guy was like your father?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh... No, no, no, I did not consider him like my father, I'm just saying that like you know, he picked about as many arguments, and pushed a nu- pushed a number of buttons, about as much as my father did. And it was- it just- it just really made me angry at him-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, what sort of arguments were they about? What were they like? I mean, a teacher shouldn't do that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, like you know, he was contradicting my work, and this was also in the uh, last-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Are you sure he wasn't giving you constructive criticism? He is a teacher...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well- Yeah, it wasn't really constructive criticsm, it was just mostly put-downs and what-not.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, well what did he say?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' He's just like, uh, &amp;quot;No, this is not right, do it over, bla bla bla bla bla...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's not putting you down, that's teaching!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, but still, he was- His tone of voice was really- It was like- It was full of anger! And- And I just did not- I just did not like that I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well how many times did he have to tell you that, I mean I'd be angry too if someone kept making the same mistake...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah but, you know, I'm not- '''I'm not one to repeat mistakes''', and I was like doing this... really big project in my final semester. The big plans to make- The big Computer Aided Drafting and Design plans for my Cwcville Shopping Center, two stories, all the stores and the mayor's office! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I think he was just trying to help you. I mean, he's teaching, he wants you to pass. He doesn't want you to fail.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah well I- I mean, I did finish it. Ended up getting a passing grade, but still, you know, I did not like his tone of voice! The way he carried on as such.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well did you tell him that? Did you tell him that you appreciated his criticisms, but maybe he should, uh... watch his tone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I don't remember exactly but I think I might have thanked him for his- uh, for uh, you know, being a teacher and that- and that sort of thing. Uh... Yeah I don't think I talked- I don't think I talked to him about his tone of voice.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's just the way he talks, I mean did he talk that way to the other students?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, no he was- He talked more calmly. He talked more calmly to the other students, I actually observed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well what'd you get in the class?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I ended up getting like a... You know, a passing a grade like an A- Like an A or a B.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, an A and a B is a really big difference. And, you know, passing- The only thing that isn't passing is one failing grade, so you know... That's, well...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' At least you passed the course.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah I passed the course, got my degree, but anyway, when I got my diploma then at the graduation ceremony, I mean like, I was only too glad to leave that Piedmont Virgina College, cuz you know, I had no new friends- I had no new friends that I would be leaving behind. And I had the bee-yotching Mary Lee Walsh. And then the-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I thought that it wasn't her- I thought you apologized about that, and stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh- This- Yeah, I mean- This was like, only a couple of months ago... And, I like- Up to two months ago...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, then you should probably stop referring to her as that. You know, let it go. Let the past go.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Annoyed grunt)'' Anyway the point was, I was only too glad get- to graduate from Piedmont, 'cause anyway, I just per- Just personally, it felt more like a Hellhole than Heaven. Felt more like Hell.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But... It's school, what do you expect?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. Anyway but, I think a big difference though is like, you know, Manchester High School, I definitely have more... positive memories from there, like you know and I did have all my friends. And it's like you know, when I did graduate, I was just sad to leave all my friends. And the all- And all- And all- And all that. Plus, like you know, I didn't, uh, get an award for my creativity, even though I was very creative and I was like... I was highly commended- I was highly commended upon that, at- at- at that moment.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I think you've told me this before.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Ignoring/talking over her)'' But uh, I did not- I did not- I did not get an award at the end. During the award ceremony, that whole graduation mess just... Yeah. Between the award and-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well remember, like I said, high school stuff really doesn't matter. Not in the real world.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Groan)'' Maybe not, but it makes you feel better about yourself, talks yourself up, from- to how you feel...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Why would you need that to feel good about yourself? You should feel good about yourself, period-dot-the end. You don't need an award, that's stupid. That's putting faith in material things, when you you should be putting faith in yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah I did, I mean, I did have faith-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, you got to graduate, you got the best reward of all.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I did- I did have faith in myself. It's just like you know, I felt like, you know, they did not see me as worthy of getting an award at that time, it's just like you know... &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''(Talking over him)'' You shouldn't think of it like that, maybe just, you know, other people deserved it. You can't win everything!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah it's like, as if they were telling me like, they had no faith in me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That doesn't mean anything! If you said you were commended, then you were commended, just 'cause you don't get an award, doesn't mean that you're not awesome, I mean, that's childish. That really is, you shouldn't need an award, and you shouldn't feel that they have to give it to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uhh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Maybe someone else really deserved it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Annoyed stress noises)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, you weren't the only one who didn't get an award.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I know, I was not the only one who didn't get an- Well, actually, that's not really true, 'cause I got like... a star, for my grades. My [[Honor Roll]] grades. A star pin. But yeah- That's just- That's just like, you know... That's SMALL in comparison to these BIG awards, and I just felt like you know, oh, I'm looking forward to like-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I don't think it's a big award, I mean did they get money or something? If they didn't, it's not a big deal. They get a piece of paper, oh wow, it's a piece of paper that they probably don't even have anymore, it's probably lost.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I wouldn't have- I would not have lost my piece of paper if I had gotten it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I really don't think it's as important as you say it is, and you shouldn't put that much stock in it. I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Anyway, yeah... I mean I don't put- I don't put as much into it back then, as I- Uh, I don't put as much nowadays. Into that, I just you know-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You shouldn't hold a grudge against that, I mean you're 27. You should get over it. High school is over. It's been over.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You have one year until your ten year reunion, I mean it's DONE. Done deal.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, I didn't understand the beginning of that sentence, you said something about the reunion?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, that's just showing how much time has passed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So you should totally get over it. You don't wanna go there and, you know, talk about this, so people go, &amp;quot;Oh my gosh, this has been over, what are you talking about?&amp;quot; You wanna be adult.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah... ''(Long pause)'' But I think that if, still, if I had've gotten an award, I would've felt- I would definitely have felt more- I could've felt a lot better, and much easier, to like you know, leaving high school behind. Like cuz you know, it was definitely more about leave- Me leaving my friends behind.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, just because you get out of high school doesn't mean you shouldn't keep in touch with your friends. Just leaving high school, it should be a good thing, because you're going on to bigger and better things.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(Long pause)'' Yeah. Hm, you know I actually wanna talk about an adult thing, let's just talk- like you know, uh... Uh, how do you deal- Uh, it's like you know, you have your- You have your well-thought moments to yourself, and then you think- And then you think you don't go off (?) if you appreciate the uh... older things, and uh like you know, like- like the uh, older music and the older movies that you watch. You know, you better- You better appreciate them as an adult, cuz you- Rather than as a child, because you couldn't really understand it, it's like you know, recently I watched some- Recently I re-watched some [???] Brothers, and- and- and I have a better adult understanding of the movie than I did when I watched it there a number of times since I uh, was a child or a teenager. Uhh, what are some of the things that you reminisced about, that made you feel better? Or... And you felt, more better when you viewed it as an adult.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm sorry I didn't get that, could you repeat that? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah... Some of the things that you used to, uh think about when you were a child, but then you kinda thought about as an adult and further appreciated as such. Uh, what were some of those things?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''(Long pause)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Did you understand that? Kacey?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um... Uh... Not much.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Not much. Okay... Hm, okay, um... It's like- Okay, what was the, uh, favorite movie of yours that you watched when you were younger? When you were young.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um, it's still ''Labyrinth''. I mean, ''Labyrinth'' is a pretty old movie.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, by- Yeah oh by the way I watched- Anyway I rented it and watched it last night, it is a good movie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You watched it? Oh, cool!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. All the complex- All the complexities, and uh... That made it like you know, yeah I think knowledge would be [???] you know. I like the part in the beginning with the uh, maze. Like, oh yeah, you think it's a wall, but then it's actually like you know, it's actually a space between the vines that's just- It's just like a visual illusion right there. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So what do you think about Jareth? I mean, Jareth was my favorite.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, David Bowie played him. Yeah, he's okay-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh my gosh, I know, he coulda stolen me any day.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' He coulda stolen you any day? What, like as a little baby?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, no, obviously not, but I mean, he was... He was- Oh, that fucking [[Pickle|bulge]]! Ooh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I mean that's- I mean, the uh- Yeah. You would- You would be impressed by that, but as a guy, I'm not totally impressed with that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''(Trying not to laugh)'' Why not, it's David Bowie! Everybody loves David Bowie!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah well I'm str- Yeah well it's like, you know, uh... I don't wanna go into that, it's just like you know, just... Yeah. But, yeah, I'm straight. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But still, it's not like you can't appreciate. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But I mean it's like you know, I appreciate his- I appreciate the way he sang, and yeah, he sang pretty good. But yeah I mean, then you go reference- referencing his BULGE. And then, that's like WHOA-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, just because you can say another man is attractive or hot, doesn't mean you're gay, like I can easily say another GIRL is hot or attractive, and appreciate her for her womanly things, and it doesn't mean that I want to have a relationship with her. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uhhh, yeah but anyway- Uh, from my point of view though... Uh, definitely... have not really given it much- given it all that much though, and... Ahh, I don't- At this point I just don't feel like I could... care to really change my mind otherwise. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But I liked how, uh, Jen- How uh, Jennifer played her role as the, uh, girl who went through da maze. That was pretty good. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And then made the- And then made the friends along the way, like uh... Yeah she had that- That yeti-like guy, I think his name was, like, Yorda or something like that? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh, close enough, heh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I said close enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Heh, close enough, okay. Yeah I kinda liked him, and... Oh yeah, there's like... I bet- You know, he keeps- He kept calling Hoggle, &amp;quot;Hogwart&amp;quot;? That's where- I bet that's where the author of ''[[Harry Potter]]'' got that- got that word. From that movie ''Labyrinth''.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I don't know if that's where she got it, but... That's a good theory.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Chuckles)'' Yeah. It is a good- Yeah it is a good theory. But, a lot of things in life, you know, start off as theories until proven right or wrong. But then it's- Like you know, then it's- If I wanted to actually prove that right or wrong just from my point of view it's like, I don't know, I would uh, probably- I would probably go- would go look on Wikipedia for, uh... ''Harry Potter'' or whatshername, the author, I know it's a woman, I forget what her name is but because I didn't know I never came up with-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' J.K. Rowling.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah that's it, J.K. Rowling, thank you. Uh, but anyway. Yeah I never cared mu- I never cared for ''Harry Potter''. No, but anyway- Uh... anyway what were we talking about- Oh yeah, proving theories, yeah I could just try looking it up on Wikipedia and see what they say on there. ''(Long pause)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh, I don't know, I don't think she's ever admitted something like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah okay, well then yeah she- She may or may not have actually she- She may or may not seen ''Labyrinth'', but I don't know, that's uh, one thing or another, um... Uh, but yeah, I've been still, you know, yeah, David Bowie played his role- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Why do you not like ''Harry Potter''? I mean, have you ever read the books? I actually enjoyed them. Like, I thought a lot better of it after I read the books.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried reading one of the books, but it's like I could not really get into it. And originally I did not like ''Harry Potter'' very much cuz... Harry was like, uh, in league- In competition with Pokemon. And-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Not it's not, it's two totally different worlds. It's way more advanced than ''Pokemon''.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh... Yeah but, yeah... Yeah but, this was like- This was like years ago, I don't remember all the details, so I guess it's like, uh... I don't know, it's like you know, I'm still saying I hate- I don't like Harry Potter that much... But it's like- But it's like, I forgot the original reason why- ''(Chris suddenly starts yelling)'' I WISH THIS STUPID INCOMING CALL WOULD- Ugh, that Bandai guy keeps getting- That Bandai person there keeps calling me back, that... It's like, you know, the beeping is- The beeping of his incoming call is just interrupting... the conversation, it's like you know, at points it's like the beeps interrupt you when you're talking and it's just like, it bothers me, I wish this guy would QUIT. I mean why doesn't he get through is skull- through his fuckin' skull I mean I told him right off when I called him back, that he was like- that he was just calling toll-free- &amp;quot;Call my- call your number toll-free but quit calling my number, shut the fuck up goodbye&amp;quot;, I wish- I thought he was gonna- I thought he was gonna quit 'cause he hasn't called for like, five or ten minutes, then he starts calling again and interrupting the conversation with you! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, he should have way more respect, I mean, obviously you weren't answering for a reason. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, what- 'Cause you know, 'cause I'm not- 'Cause I know he's a troll. And I don't- I've already established that I know that he's a troll. And I asked him to- And I asked- And I pretty much just forced- I pretty much, uh, raised my voice against him and told him to stop, but he's continuing on and on! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's... That's horrible, he shouldn't do that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're gonna have to be more firm with him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Stress noise)'' Yeah. It's like you know, what- It's like you know, what I was saying is just I'm not exactly sure what to say, other than what I've already said.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right, well I mean, let's go back to better things. Um... If you don't like ''Harry Potter'', what books have you read recently?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' The last book I read was Pamela Anderson's ''Star''. I thought that was a good story, for what she did.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, I've never read that one.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah it's a good story, it's like, basically, she's like- It's like a book about- It's like, uh, as if she was writing her own life, but she was like renaming the characters, renaming herself Australia (?). Which is like you know, it's like- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That sounds crazy, I mean, I wouldn't put much stock in what Pamela Anderson does anyway, it's like when Courtney Love tried to do a manga, it's like, no thanks.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hm. Well it's not- I mean, like you know, yeah... You know, it showed that Pamela Anderson was definitely a smart woman, it's like you know, I wanted to appreciate her as, you know-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm pretty sure she had a ghost writer. I'm pretty sure she did.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, it- No, I- She pretty much- I do believe she said so herself, she wrote the book herself.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's all publicity.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Anyway, still- Still, I've read the- I've read most of the book, and I- and I've enjoyed it. It's a pretty good story.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know but like, celebrites never write their own books. They just don't have time. They just slap their name on it. I mean, uh, how about any other books?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uhhhh... Yeah, other than that- Other than ''Star'', I haven't read- I haven't read too many other books. ''(Long pause)'' Uh, it's like you know, I've either- either been watching- I've either been watching television or playing video games... Uh, other than ''Star'' I haven't read a book since I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You know what you should read, you should read ''Catch-22''.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I've heard of th- I've heard of ''Catch-22''.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It's a great, great book.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I've heard that- Yeah, oh you know, that reminds me of this joke I heard Pamela Anderson- On the show Pamela Anderson starred in called ''Stacked''. And then it's like, uh... Oh shoot, how'd that joke go... Um... Yeah anyway it was a Catch-22 pun right there, but I'll have to watch that episode again to, uh, find- figure out how it goes-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Do you even know what a Catch-22 is?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;quot;A Catch-22&amp;quot;? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you even know what that is?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ummmm... I think it's like- I think it's like a sexual touch, or something?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, that's a innuendo. Um, a Catch-22 is where you're &amp;quot;Damned if you do, damned if you don't&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ohhhh. Oh yeah, I see that now, yeah, okay. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, yeah I get it. I get it, yeah. M'kay. Anyway, I was- Anyway, I'm right now I'm just, uh... I just got my copy of, uh, ''Star''. Uh, right by my side, so I was just looking at the, hm... About the author, it's like- Okay, yeah, I'm looking on the inside cover on this inside here... Hmm. Yeah it talks about the, uh, author company, uh, &amp;quot;Atria Books&amp;quot;? Uhhh, it says here &amp;quot;This book is a work of fiction; names, characters, places and incidents are-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You know what was a really good book, that I really liked? ''Battle Royale''. The novel, not the manga, that was awesome.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;quot;Battle Royale&amp;quot;. Hm. Okay, well I'm looking at- Oh yeah, I remember you telling me about a couple of books recently that uh, you were in- that you were in- Uh, I should defintely look those up, I wrote them down in my thing here...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like the &amp;quot;Looking Glass Wars.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(mumbles confusedly)'' Yeah, oh, oh you're, no that's not it, I'm on the wrong page. Oh, here it is. Oh yeah, you were telling me about, uh, &amp;quot;The Looking Glass Wars,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;(Red?),&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Arch Enemy.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yes. And &amp;quot;Seeing Red.&amp;quot; Um, so, I mean, what books do you own, I mean, don't you own books that you can read?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, I do own books. I got, I got, nearly all the Goose-, all the original &amp;quot;Goosebumps&amp;quot; books, ''(mumbles something)'', and some of the &amp;quot;Fear Street&amp;quot; books too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well do you have any adult books? Like, like, not erotic books, but adult books.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, [''pause''] um, well other than that, yeah, no, not really. Oh wait, I do have, actually, oh yeah, uh, oh shoot, I have a couple of other books in my collection as well. I have &amp;quot;To Kill a Mockingbird,&amp;quot; and, uh &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh good!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' and, uh this other one, I think this other one, I have this other one that I read back in High School as well. I think it was called ''The Giver.'' [''pause''] Yeah, I remember- I remember the story of ''The Giver.'' It was like, uh, yeah, we were living in- the setting was like, uh, a black-and-white time- time, where everyone was like, uh, the same, not too different from each other, and, uh, instead of like, you know- married couples and stuff, uh, just having a lot of children, it's like, uh, yeah they have birth mothers and, uh, birth fathers in these hospitals or whatever. They give birth to the babies, and the- and the- uh, and the- they don't even bother recording their actual birthdates or giving them their names there. They just, um, give them to the family and, uh, and think they do- I think they give- [''stammers''] I think the parents name the child. [''stammers more'']-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [''extremely annoyed''] Okay, well anything else?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, yeah, let me- let me finish talking about ''The Giver'' though. Um, but anyway, it centered around- around the, uh, boy, who, uh, was- was gi- was given- was given a job of being the giver, and was learning about all this stuff outside the, uh, black-and-white world where it's all colory- colory- he sees colors and everything, and then he starts seeing the color '''red''', among, uh- among other [''unintelligible''], and then he's like, 'oh, I'm starting to appreciate life now, then I wanna get out of this world,' then they ended the book, he takes his little brother and, uh, gets out of there, and then, it's like an open-ended- it's like an open ending there, so you're not really sure what happens beyond that. Anyway, uh, it's a- it's a compelling story, it's pretty go- Oh yeah! [''chuckles''] Here's a funny one! There's like a part in the beginning of the book, ''The Giver'', uh, where d- where this child is like waiting in line to get a ''snack'', and then- and then it's like a long line, and he's been waiting this- this whole time, and he's like, 'why have we been waiting so long? I want my ''smack''.' [''chuckles''] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [''forces a laugh''] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And then the adults tear- and then the adults hear him, and then they- and then they- and then they hear him and they give him a ''smack''!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, is there anything else on your mind? Like, I mean the email you sent me really worried me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, well... Yeah, it's like when I'm still get- I'm still getting used to like, you know... Yeah, but, it definitely puts in perspective of why I'm often confused and blank. It's like points when I'm trying to think of something... It's like you know, it's like I'm switched over to Chris- To... Christopher. And, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris... You know it doesn't happen like that, right? Multiple personalities never surface at the same time, and they usually don't know about each other, like you would have that blank feeling and that is it. That sounds like possession, that's NOT schizophrenia, that's NOT multiple personalities. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Um...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Plus, you'd be born with it. You can't get it because of Autism. Or from a name change.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well uh, describe to me though, what uh- &amp;quot;Possession&amp;quot;, what is that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Possession?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uhh, this kind of possession that we're talking about here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It's a possession... I mean, that's the only time I've ever heard of two different personalities being manifested in the same body at the same time. It means you're being controlled by an outside force.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And... Sorry, what was that last one?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You know, like demons.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' I don't know. But it's like, point is, it made me realize, like you know, yeah, you know... Me being Christian, I was- I was definitely the wuss and the [[Naive|gullible]] one. But then it took- And then it took the uh, dynamic half that I've been- that I've been talking to lately, uh... Made me- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Those are personality traits, those aren't personaliTIES.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Longer pause)'' Okay, well I don't claim to know everything about multiple personalities or whatever... &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean you just can't make another personality come out like that, like it's not possible, you couldn't do it right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Even longer pause)'' Uh well I don't know, we'll just have to see about that, won't we? Heh. Anyway...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, if you think you have that much control over it, you should be able to do it right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Now Christopher)'' Yeah I pretty much just did! Heh, I pretty much just did. I'm the dynamic one right here!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay... So you're a completely different person. You don't know anything I've talked to you about before, you're completely different.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I've caught wind of some of the conversation when you were talking to Christian, uh... Yeah. But, I don't know all the details, other than the fact that I've got ''Star'' right next to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right... I mean, it still doesn't sound plausible at all. It really doesn't. I mean... That's like stuff you should go to a doctor for, 'cause that's definitely not healthy, like, you know that could be the sign of a brain tumor, right? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Really?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, actually, it is. Like, next you're gonna be telling me that you feel like you're falling when you're standing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Falling on my standing?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, like, people, when they stand, they could be standing or sitting, and they close their eyes and they feel like they're falling? That's a huge sign of a brain tumor. But this is what it sounds like, like it doesn't sound like multiple personalities, maybe you should really go get that checked out. I mean, this is what I'm going into, this is what I study. I'm really scared for you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Pause)'' Uhh hang on, I'm gonna switch back. ''(Makes a noise to indicate that he &amp;quot;switched back&amp;quot;)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''(Laughing at him)'' There no &amp;quot;switching back&amp;quot;... What??&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Christian again)'' Uhh, yeah. Uhh, I heard a little bit, uh, you said something about... Yeah, well I did- I did hear about this, uh... Yeah, I'm definitely gonna schedule to see my uh, psychiatrist Dr. Pryce about this, ''(Kacey talks over him)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''(Still laughing at him)'' No, you need to see a doctor! Like, these are horrible symptoms! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well anyway- Look, anyway, yeah, psychiatrist, I got- I still got Dr. Pryce's number, he was the psychiatrist I went to during that year I was kicked out of, uh... the, so... I think-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, Chris, these are real medical symptoms. Like, so if this is an excuse, you need to quit it. Because if not, you are probably extremely, extremely sick. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' Hm. I see. Hm. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Like, this isn't cool to play around with.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright, but uh, yeah, to make it- To make a point though, he has- I mean, before last- Even before last Sunday, he's come out a few subtle times, like you know, uh... Yeah, when I play Guitar Hero, he comes out like you know definitely, he plays Guitar Hero a little bit, and I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Who is &amp;quot;he&amp;quot;? Who are you talking about? If we're gonna play this way, fine. Who is &amp;quot;he&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm talking about Christopher. You just talked to him a moment ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay... So there's two of you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' There's a big difference- There's a big difference right there just in the voice tone. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''(Long Pause)'' And you can control both of you at will, then?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' More or less, yeah. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, like I said, that really sounds like, um, symptoms of something wrong with your brain, but you know, what do I know, I'm only going into the medical field.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Alright well yeah, I mean, I'll definitely talk to my... Yeah I'll get in touch with my psychiatrist to talk to him about it, or uh... &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' A psychiatrist isn't gonna be able to help with that, like, a real doctor would have to, like... If you told this to a real doctor, they're gonna be like, &amp;quot;Oh my God, you need help NOW&amp;quot;. So like I said, if this is just an excuse, you need to quit it. Because this can get you, like, in serious shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' Hmm. Well yeah, that's a lot for me to think about. Uhh... Yeah, but... I can schedule an appointment with my uh, with my physician Dr. McGovern, uh... Talk to him- Talk to him about that, and see what- See- Get his opinion... He's a medical doctor. Over at my- Over at, uh, Martha Jefferson Medical Clinic, nearby.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Is he a General Practitioner?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well then he can refer you to a specialist. But I mean, when's the last time you saw him? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm not sure, last time I saw him was- I usually see him about, uh, every three or four months. Uhhh, so it's like I'm...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Alright well when was the last time you saw this psychiatrist?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, the last time I saw a psyc- A psychi- I saw Dr. Pryce was like, uhh... Uhh, two thousand six or seven. Something like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, I thought you said in [[30 August 2009|the video]] and in the email that psychiatrist helped you bring out your other side, so... Why was there, like, a two-year delay? That doesn't make sense to me. At all.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uhh, when I was saying- Yeah, pretty much when I was saying that in the video... That was pretty much just something to, uh, give the trolls something- for the trolls, uh, inquiry, like you know, &amp;quot;Oh, you should go see a doctor&amp;quot;, or something like that, it was just- It was just fuel for da trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um... Well... You used it against me too, I mean, I... That sounds like lying. I mean, did they give you any medicine?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uhhh, yep, I mean, they... Yeah, McGovern, they prescribed for me- Actually no, not McGoveren, original prescriber, it was like a doctor, this happened like, I don't know, in 1990-something. I was prescribed Paxil for [[stress]]... For stress problems, you know, keeping my stress down, whatever, but then I got upgraded- And then that went- And then Paxil went out- went out of date, and so I had to be switched to Paroxetine. Uh, but basically I- I was actually- Basically after- During the whole time I took- I took Paxil and Paroxetine, I never actually saw any emotional difference. Or, uh, like I mean you know, I felt- I mean, I still felt STRESS. And uh, all that- and all that stuff, it's- I- And then- Yeah, I recently- And I recently stopped taking the Paroxetine about a month ago, I mean, and then I felt- and then I- and then I fe- I still felt a little difference other than the fact like you know, I'm definitely feeling more CONFIDENT. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well that's... That's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, like, you know... There's also, like... Yeah, one of the original-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You do know that the psychiatrist is just the person who gives you drugs, they're not like a psychologist.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well I don't know the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist, other than-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I just told you what it was. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah you just told me, yeah, psychiatrist is what gives me medicine, psychologist is, uh... Okay, psychologist, explain that to me, please. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Psychiatrists give you-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, ''psychologist''.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm doing both, Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Psychriatrist gives you the medicines, and psychologists are the people who are like therapists that you talk to.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ohhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhh. Okay, now I get it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' This is simple stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well you see, I did not know that. I did not know that. That's new to me, so I learned that, and I'm going to keep that in my head.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, they have different degrees, and different areas of study.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I see&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, are you still on any medications at all?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, I'm taking Lipitor to try to keep my cholesterol maintained , but it's like, you know, my cholesterol wasn't really that high, but, you know, when I started Lipitor, I just felt, uh, I just felt, you know, it'd probably be a good step to keep it down.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh, uh, did your doctor recommend that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, McGovern recommended the, uh, Lipitor. He, as like an optional thing, but, you know, if you want to it's a good idea. So, yeah, so, I've been taking Lipitor for, I don't know, a few years now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''(mortified)'' But, you're- you're twenty-seven. That's not something you should worry about at twenty-seven.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Cholesterol.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But- that- you don't get it. most twenty-seven year olds don't have to worry about that. That's for- old people who can't help it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I don't know, yeah, but this was like a few years ago when I was threatened over bad cholesterol and trying to maintain it, along with exercise. ''(stress sigh)'' Yeah, I don't remember that conversation very well.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Maybe you should just start eating healthier. I mean, I don't really know what you eat, but, obviously if you're on Lipitor when you're twenty-seven- I mean. What do you eat?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, mostly I eat like, mostly I eat like chicken sand- or-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' From where? Chicken sandwiches you ''make'', or, from where?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, you know, like from, grilled chicken sandwiches like from McDonald's or IHOP-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You know that just because it's grilled doesn't mean that it's good for you. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well it's better than crispy &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It, it doesn't matter. It's still bad for you. I mean, that's like saying- I don't even know. That's like saying that,um, eating a gallon of ice cream is better than eating a whole cake, because the ice cream has dairy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I never heard that before.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's 'cause I just made it up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[chuckles]'' Oh, you just made it up. Oh. Okay. You just made it up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yep. Ha, I mean, but this isn't funny. You- you could- that shows a serious problem, you could be, uh,  you could '''die''' from this.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(long pause)'' Uh, well, if you suggest it then I could stop taking the Lipitor and uh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' '''NO! NO! NO!''' I mean if you're on it, you're on it for a reason! You need to stop eating all that fast food, I mean, how much, okay, you've got to eat something other than chicken sandwiches. What else do you eat?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, I eat- I eat- I eat salads.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, salad doesn't always mean healthy. I mean, what do you put on the salads? Do you put tons of dressing on it? Is there meat on it? Is there, uh- where do you get the salads from?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It's basically just like lettuce, tomato, carrots, some cheese-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You see, that's where they get you, they put cheese on salads, I mean, where do you get these salads from?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(pause)'' Yeah, they're like side salads from [[Wendy's]] or McDonald's.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Those- those aren't healthy, Chris. Just 'cause it says ''salad'', that- no!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' (''protesting'') It comes with- it comes with real vegetables!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It- but just because it- okay, but do you put any dressing on it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do not put dressing on the salad.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean that's- that's good and all, but still- I mean there's gonna come a point where even this medicine's not going to help you. You know that, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Um,you're talking about the Lipitor, right? That's not gonna be good for me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, I mean there- there gets to a point where even modern medicine cannot help you because you've destroyed your body so much.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''(long pause)'' Oh, so much more stuff for me to talk to my doctor about.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't talk to you about this already! I mean, don't you read the nutritional facts? They have to be on fast food now. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, okay, do you eat anything that does '''not''' come from a fast food restaurant?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, yeah, I sometimes, sometimes I buy food from the grocery store.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Like, like what? What do you have, like do you eat lean meat? Do you have fresh vegetables? Or is it just stuff like Hungry Man dinners and pizza?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Once or twice, in like a- in like a month I have like a Hungry Man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You know those things are awful for you, right? You know that they have like- one hundred per- like, they have like a '''thousand percent''' sodium, and tons of calories.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but mostly I have- mostly I eat like Healthy Choice- I- mostly I would eat Healthy- it, uh- of the frozen dinner varieties, I would eat Healthy Choice.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Even then those are bad for you, 'cause of all the preservatives. I mean, they have to have them, because it's not fresh. I mean- okay, that- is that all you eat, I mean, how many of those do you eat a week, 'cause you should only be eating them once a month at most, and even then that can hurt you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' (''stress sigh'')&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris, I'm sorry, I mean, this is- this is what I'm going to do. I'm gonna help people with this, that's why I'm trying to get fit myself, just, y-y- wow!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I mean I'm tryin' to remember my, uh- I'm tryin' to remember some of the, uh, eating schedule from the past, like, month, er, from the past, like, month.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, okay, well can you cook things?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I can cook.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Like what? Like, okay, name the things that you can cook, but only if you cooked them for yourself and ate them within the last month.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' (''thinking hard to himself'') Within the last month. I can- I can cook the- I can cook vegetables in the, uh- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Like what? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; pot. Like green beans. Corn.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What do you cook them in?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I put 'em- I put 'em in like- a pot- like a pot, with some water, and put them in the- I put them in the- on top of the oven.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, but are they fresh vegetables or are they canned?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, they're canned.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, that has tons of sodium too, Chris! It's all the hidden stuff. I mean, you need to get some fresh produce. I need to take you to like a farmer's market or something.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' (''coughs or something'') Excuse me. Yeah, I guess you probably- I guess you probably do. I dunno, er, I mean- I mean- (''pause'') that's a lot for me- that's a lot for me to think about right there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, this sounds like eating habits that means, you know- '''this is why people don't live past thirty or forty.''' You know that, right? I mean, do you at least- do you exercise, um, you know, to ''balance'' it? I mean, like, I know you said we were going to go jogging, but, um, how often do you exercise, and what do you do? Do you do cardio?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do exercise. I walk about- I walk about a half-hour to an hour a day, (''pause'') around the neighborhood.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well you know, you need to get your cardio up, you need to break into a jog or something.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's pretty strenuous. I- I- I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, it's not strenuous, your body should be used to this! You- you just need to get you heart-rate up... to a certain beat-per-minute. I mean, just power-walking would work. How are you going to go jogging with me if it's so 'strenuous'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, maybe I was exaggerating when I said strenuous. Hmm, but, yeah, mostly, yeah, it's, I mean, I'm just sayin' mostly I- mostly I do walk. And sometimes I do speed it up a little bit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' See, this is the stuff that I- this is why I want to become a nurse, 'cause I see people doing stuff like this and I want to help them, because this stuff- it hurts me on the inside.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I- I can't stand to see someone hurt their body so much.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' (''long pause'') Yeah, I hear ya. I do. (''pause'') Yeah. I'm like one that needs help in this sorta thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' (''long pause'') Okay, well I'm- I'm gonna go, I've gotta finish up some homework.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, I'll let you go.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, well, um, I'll send an e-mail, um, with, you know, some books and stuff and maybe, you know, a couple recipes and stuff. Um, you know, I'll just send you an all-around e-mail, so, can you, uh, check that? I'll- I'll send it in a minute. I'm just gonna send you some links.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, okay, well then, I'll talk to you later!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright. Take care.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Alright. Bye.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Bye-bye.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Pyromcr</name></author>
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		<title>Kacey Call 5</title>
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		<updated>2012-07-21T03:22:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* Part 5 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;29 [[August 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Highlights==&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS:''' &amp;quot;...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Chris]] just finished getting a &amp;quot;stern talking-to&amp;quot; from [[Kim]] about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Counselors at [[PVCC]] told Chris that they could get him a job; he didn't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris doesn't know what Financial Aid is; he promises to Google it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris didn't have any control over his own [[Chris and money|money]] until he was 23.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris whines some more about being [[slow-in-the-minds|blank-minded]] and confused.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris says he's willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris lies about how much he spends on the [[PSN]]. Compares buying game add-ons to having a magazine subscription to try and make Kacey understand it's not a big deal.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris doesn't know anything about college because that happened yeeeeaars ago.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CADD]] WAS HARD WORK BURNED INTO HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris took tennis and ice-skating classes in college.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris took accounting and/or marketing classes first, then &amp;quot;years later&amp;quot; he found out there were not enough jobs available in that field so he switched to CADD.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says &amp;quot;that was uncalled for&amp;quot;. Only says he understands so that Kacey will shut up and let him leave.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 1==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|z3z9vXbFO48}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello-o?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. How are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm okay too. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[content sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;So um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Anything on your mind right now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Is there anything on your mind right now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, um, did you go apply for jobs like I said?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. I go- I wen- I uh, uh, application at Wal-Mart. Uh, I'm gonna wait 'til... I'm gonna...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;That's good. Did you do it in person?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, no, I filled- no, I went online and did it. Filled it out for the Charlottesville store.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, cause, um, I did some research for you. Um, about working with your disability. And actually, um, this is a lot easier than I thought it would be. Like you could- they put you on a trial work period or they- and they can extend your period of eligibility. Like, you could be making... um... like it doesn't matter what you make during the trial work period, like you'll get both still, your uh, your tugboat and your, uh wages. And, even afterwards if you're not making enough, like you can get both. It actually goes by what you make, not by how many hours you work.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm... I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean that's actually really exciting! I mean, you could be technically making more than me. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris tries to interrupt, she keeps talking] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, at least, you know, right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I don't know. Um, I'm st- I s- still got to uh, wait to talk to uh, that guy from s- social security...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Chris! This is straight from the social security ''site''! This is a great opportunity! And even ''if'' you make too much money you can still keep your Medicaid, uh, benefits! I mean, how can you not be excited about this?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I dunno... I got- I got- I just talked to Kim and she gave me some, uh, tough talkin' to as well, ya know, about uh, me getting a job and what not, uh... Also talked about uh, old school- also t- also talked about college days and uh, I don- I- I don't remember all the details but it's all- it's all ju- it's like absorbed- everything she told me is in the back of my head. It's- it's tattooed in my head.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, that doesn't really...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris tries to interrupt] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It... it's...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...that doesn't really sound like you listen to her a lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did listen to her! I did! I did.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But didn't you just talk to her and you can't remember stuff?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stress sigh]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, 'cause you told me that Kim calls before I do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hmm, but anyway uh... mm, let me think... let me think.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean uh- ar- are you- so I did all this research for you, and you don't even... care now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do care! I do care. I appreciate it. I do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I mean you're- I don't think you're really gonna do anything! I- I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm- I- I- I'm doing something! My family knows I'm out to look for a job.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, so what did your family say?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh... This- this- it- they're, they're all like, &amp;quot;Ah, well yeah, you gotta find out how much you're gonna earn, and how this is- how this is gonna- is gonna effect your social security, and uh, if you're going to be able to earn more than your social security...&amp;quot; Ahh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You need to make a LOT more than your social security, like you need to make... Like, okay. Um... like, um, depending also on... w- you know, how your uh, quote unquote disability effects you getting to work and stuff... Like, they can take these expenses, um, and actually deduct it from your pay. Like so, even if you're making let's say a thousand dollars a month, um, if your disability causes you to have to do things that cost you two hundred a month, you're still- they- they count those two hundred, um, against your pay so you're still making- you know, even though you ''are'' making more than you should, they won't count it against you. Like you have to be making over a thousand dollars a month before they're gonna even... Even then they're only gonna take part of it away. They're never gonna take away all of it. Like you'd have to make a LOT more to where it wouldn't even matter. I mean and even if your parents are behind you or not, you're 27, right? I mean, you have to make your own decisions!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yeah, I- I do have to make my own decisions, uh... yeah. Als- one of the things I talked to Kim about was like uh, I- I'm often confused with my li- I'm often confused about things that I actually, uh, want or... need. It's been that way for so many years. I mean like...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well don't you think it's time for that to change then?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah it- I do need to ah, that's ah- that's something I do need to change.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean, you know, your whole life you're going to be figuring stuff out. There's not a magical upgrade that makes you an adult. I mean, I'm pretty sure, like, at times, my parents still need to figure things out and everything. I mean, we're not computers. We don't work like computers. We definitely don't.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah you're right. You are right, about that. Hmm... but anyway one of my- anyway one of my problems in my mind is like ya know I... tend ta... I tend, I ah, I often do get confused, and uh, feel like I'm lost, and it's like- ya know, and I- I'm not- I have not been sure of what exactly I want in life other than my [[sweetheart]], and my little daughter [[Crystal]] that I have dreamed of... And pretty much, ya know, all my life, every time I've been asked &amp;quot;Where do you see yourself in five years?&amp;quot;, I always draw a blank!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's showing you that maybe you should let ''go'' of Crystal and all that stuff. Maybe you should ''go'' in a different direction. Maybe you're getting ''blanked'' because you're not going in the direction you should be going in.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You need to focus on more important things.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And- and that's another thing, I mean ya know, Kim could tell you more about the conversation we had, but uh- but she- she and I talked about that, but also like ya know, even during, even with, even - I have talked to my counselors in Piedmont, when I was working towards my CADD degree and certificate. It's like ya know, yeah sure they can help me get a job, and yadda yadda yadda... um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why didn't you let them?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...Yeah. I- it's jus- I- I have never been really sure what I wanted to go out for. I mean... I- I- ah-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [stutters]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Then you need to get back in school Chris! You need to do something. You're 27. You're- I mean yes, I know people are going to school, um older and older but, &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[laughs] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;come on! Isn't there anything you wanted to do even when you were little?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- I- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[frustrated stuttering] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm thinking about it! I'm mean I'm trying to- I'm ah- I'm ah- I'm trying to make- ah-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [stutters]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;C'mon, this is pathetic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm sorting all this out and I'm thinking about it, and I'm going to do- I'm going to do something. It takes time for me before I can - before I actually - but I AM doing something, you know. I submitted the application for Wal-Mart, and I'm going to do one for Target, and I'm going to do one for Ma-Donalds...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris. Remember when I said in other cultures you wouldn't survive? I mean come on. You need to take charge. I mean, you are an adult. You're gonna have to make snap judgments sometime. I mean y- I mean isn't there anything that you wanted to do when you were younger? I mean, even if it's something like making video games! You could probably do that!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I mean, that is one thing, but... I- that- that is one thing but...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I mean you already have some CADD stuff, you could learn how to program them and stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but unfortunately they don't teach that- those kinds of classes at like, uh, Piedmont. I'm not sure if there are any colleg- if there are any classes around here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Whatever! They have stuff online you can take, Chris! You have no excuse!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah but- yeah, I know, but I'm kinda reluctant on taking classes online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, okay, there's no but! You either don't have an excuse, or you do have an excuse!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, fine, I don't have an excuse. But... so many options, I'm not sure- I'm not sure wha- I'm just not sure where to ''begin''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' A lot of people are. Why don't you go talk to um, I mean if you can't go to PVCC, why don't you go to someplace else that's closer? Um, or why don't you go somewhere in D.C.? I mean... it would be easy for you to get housing. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause, Chris sighs] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Why don't you take a couple different classes and see? Or, or I mean, I bet you don't even research this sh- stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I have- I did- I do research- I do researching ya know... I've tried- I've gone onto social security dot gov, website... but I don't... I... I cannot understand it, I...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Kacey talks over him]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, but I'm talking about school. Chris.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[tries to interrupt]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris! CHRIS! Listen to me! No! Listen to me! Do you not realize the opportunities you have? Do you not realize they will ''pay'' for your school? They will ''pay'' for your boarding? They will ''pay'' for your transportation? Do you know how much I would KILL for that going through school right now? And I'm going to have to go through med school! And you are just SITTING on your ass ''wasting'' that shit when the government will BEG you to take it! WHAT the hell?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I didn't even know I had those options and I'm not sure how to activate those options. I never learned!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Go to a school! Talk to a counselor there! Talk to an adviser there. Fill out your, F-A-F-S-A. I mean, come on. There's SO much that you could just reach out for and... Ugh! I mean like, you could do anything!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ah- Ah, hold up there... S-A-S-A?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Your FAFSA? Come on. The financial aid application? How do you NOT know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laugh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;about... I- I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cracks up]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- I- I do not know that. I've never even heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do you not hear ab- ...Are you serious?! It's financial aid! You- you- you went to college!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I've- I- I've heard- I've heard of financial aid but I never heard of S-A-S-A.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You haven't heard of a FAFSA? That- you HAD to have filled one out. I mean, did your parents pay for your college outright?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, my parents did pay for my college classes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Just go to a college. Just go to a financial aid office or just... Google-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|cO8Zd2SF8Vs&amp;amp;NR}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' -it. It's F-A-F-S-A. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris echoes, &amp;quot;F-A-F-S-A&amp;quot;] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;And it's so easy to do online. It so is. All you need are... you know what? You wouldn't even need much of anything 'cause you don't pay taxes so you don't have any W-2's or anything, or W-4's, so, pfft. And you're old enough to where your parents won't matter. So you could probably get - I mean you have no income and you're on disability, you - oh my God, they would pay for everything!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well I will look into that. That was S-A-F-S-A?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' F-A-F-S-A.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Hmm. Okay, what's the acronym stand for? That will help me understand better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Are you serious?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ya I'm serious.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It- it's just easier if you just Google that. I promise you. It- it's gonna come up. It- it's gonna be a dot gov site...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [snickers]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I will look- okay, I will look that up. And I will look into it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris. It's only five letters. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[laughing] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It- it's okay. Just- or just Google financial aid! That's going to be the FIRST thing that pops up on Google, I ''promise'' you!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay. Financial aid, I will Google that. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Kacey sighs] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;My computer's on the other room. I'll uh, go take care- I, uh, I will- I promise you I will go look into that right after we- right after we finish up here. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[long pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Kacey?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[short sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I wa- I mean, it was just kinda like, ya know, I wasn't sure you were there, you know, you just paused for a moment. But yeah, I promise you I will go look into everything-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm just frustrated, y'know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well... i-it's not your fault that I'm a little bit re- that I'm a little bit [[slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, but I mean like, this is stuff you should know. I mean this is- this is frustrating for me. I mean, like, I can understand ignorance, but I can't stand stupidity.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No I- no it's not stupi- no, it's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just- was dumb on the subject, I never learned about that sort of thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do you not if you go to school? Obviously, SOMEBODY must have talked about, &amp;quot;Hey, I got my financial aid!&amp;quot;, I mean, I'm pretty sure you could not go to college, and not even overhear somebody... talk about financial aid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- yeah- I've overheard- Yeah, I've overheard discussions of financial aid. But it was like, ya know, I was like picking my classes... and... and I just didn't- I just didn't- and my parents did not make a big deal about it, and I just... didn't...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well it's not up to your parents! It's not up to your parents to make a big deal about it. It's up to YOU to grab your future!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sound of distress] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...Yeah, it is up to me, ahh... there is a lot for me to think about. Yeah, but I wa- but I will Google financial aid and I will, I will, uh, research that. Hm... And then- make it- make it- mmm, sort out what I really would like to do, and... mmm, do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Damn incoming ca- !&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [audio warps]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sounding tired] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[indistinctly] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I think I might have touched a thing, wait. Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, are you still there?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm here.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I had an incoming call from a- from some 404, 67-something... it was a long number, obviously long distance... it was like...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' 404?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No... four- f- four-four... uh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay you- Hold on hold on, tell me it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I don't know, it's like, four four- something. Hm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um, no, go ahead and look up-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It- it- anyway. Anyway. Anyway, it was like an incoming, it was incoming, and it was like, it was interrupting you, bothering me, you know. I got an incoming call-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Was the 404 an area code?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh... it was like 447. I think... I don't, I'm not- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[audio warps] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-that might not be correct.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, there's a big difference between that and...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [trails off]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ehh. Well never mind, never mind the phone number, the point was, i- it- the call was incoming while I was talking to you, and it just makes a beep, to my, to the speaker on my cell phone. And it just bothered me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sounding excited] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Two new voicemail! Shaddup, phooone, I'm talking to my- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-talkin' to Kacey here. Dang phone, right? I mean, I'm sure you've had problems like that...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're talking to your ''what''?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm talkin' to- Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, you said, &amp;quot;I'm talking to my ____&amp;quot; -you're talking to your what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [sounding defeated] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I- I'm talking to my ''friend''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[in a small voice] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Just making sure.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, you have the right. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, yeah- I wi- I will, uh- yeah. I will... stay on track, Googling financial aid after we finish up here.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean, you need to- you need to trust me on this. I mean, I'm not gonna- make you lose your tugboat. Not- not that I approve of it! Just to let you know, I mean, I think it's great to help get people in the right ''direction'', but you can't be on it for the rest of your life. I mean, you've already been on it what, since you've been eighteen? That, that's kind of pathetic, Chris. I mean, I'm- I'm ''paying'' for you to sit around and do nothing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[confused] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Um... yeah wait a minute, paying for it when I was eight- no wait a, wha- what- What about paying for it when I was eighteen, from eighteen?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm a taxpayer. My money goes ''towards'' that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, before that. You said something about, uh, something happening when I was eighteen?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You- you've been on this since you were eighteen, correct?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, the social security. Um... uhhh, yeah but the money was going to my parents, and uh, they did not redirect it to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It's still coming out of my paycheck.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It was not redirected to me until after- I think I was like 23, something like that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...What was that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do not think they redirected it toward, redirected the money towards me until after I turned 23.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I thought that your money still went to your dad.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah... the ma- I mean, it's like you know, they- uh, yeah, they had me on the disability since I was born, and my- and the checks were going to my mother and my father. And then-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Wait, since you were born?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well, maybe since I was diagnosed with [[autism]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I was about to say, 'cause, you- you can't just tell a child has autism once they're ''born''!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stammering] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Okay well, I'm sorry, I got my- I got mixed up, I- I'm trying- I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's conflicting!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I got mixed up, I'm sorry. But anyway, uh, since I was diagnosed with autism-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do you get that mixed up?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stress sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I don't- I'm trying- I'm gathering- okay, my mouth is going faster than my brain.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[cynical laugh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Aha.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [another pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I'm sure that's happened to you, you know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um. I don't know, I pretty much think before I speak sometimes, like, unless I get really, really, really angry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [oddly echoing]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, I'm pretty much in control of myself, I am... I AM in my late twenties, I have learned how to do this since I was like, eight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I've learned how to, uh, control my speech as well, I mean like, my brain... where it can, [[Chris and English|think with my mouth]]. It's like, you know, when I'm feeling - frustrated or confused, I tend to, uh, lose control. And, get con- and, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I thought you said you were way more in control of stuff. Y- you just told me that yesterday.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I - yeah - I am more in control. 'Cause, I have to- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[long pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...Yeah. ...Mmfh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I- I don't know. Just sometimes you make this really hard. It- it really does. Because you are my friend, and I hate to see one of my friends do this to themselves.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- I- I- Okay- okay- Yeah, okay, I understand. I'm being difficult to read. And I'm sorry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It- it's nothing about you being difficult to read, it's just that I really don't think you're going to do anything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm going-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I- No! You're actually being fairly easy to read.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm going to do- I'm going to do it. I'm serious.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, I hope you are.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I will.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [long pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Anyway, getting back - lemme - getting back to, uh, my discussion with Kim earlier. Um... yeah, she pretty much encouraged me to get a job as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [something indistinct]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Good. I'm glad she did.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Or, uh, Or- or getting- or- or try getting classes, or financial aid, all that, You know. Even to - move out of my house, and she's like - I tell her- I told her in the... streamline? From one memory to another? ...About the- situation in my head? Where often I'm like, blank-minded? And I get confused, a bit... along with that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And, uh... at points she did make it clear, like, where I should begin? Like firstly, she said I should get a job, and then look at prices of an apartment, or housing? And then consider the bi- consider the, uh, the electricity, the uh, uh, water, the inter- the uh, wireless internet, the cable, all that. And then, I was like, blank-minded, and I was like- that went over my head, but still, I mean, yeah, that's a lot for me to consider.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, that is something to consider, but I mean, if you do move out on your own, are you willing to give up some of those things? Like, are you willing to have regular cable instead of digital cable? If it saves you a few bucks?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 3==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Zt7OrT5-f4U&amp;amp;NR}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Yo-you just can't impulse buy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... yeah... I'm trying to- I'm- I've been working on controlling my impulse as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[over Chris] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;That's good, cause you really need to. I- I think you really need to, cause you can't spend hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Um... yeah. I don't spend- I- I- That would be an exaggeration right there, spending hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You said two thousand dollars, and the PS3 hasn't been around that long. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[chuckle]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': It's been around for over two years. But anyway, yeah, hundreds a week that IS an exaggeration.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs?]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I've actually had mine since like March 2007.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but anyway, I- I don't- anyway, if I spend money on the PlayStation Network, it wouldn't be any more than 5-10 dollars a week.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Well, I mean, it's not just, you know, your PSN stuff. I'm pretty sure you buy actual games. Uh, you know, so I mean that's gotta add up. I mean if you uh-only have 2000 on your PSN, imagine how much you've been buying for uh, like things like the Wii, and things for your PS3, like, you know, guitar hero controllers and the actual games and stuff. I mean, y-you probably spent m- uh- you if you spend just as much on those things on your PSN, that's $4000 in a year or two. That's ridiculous.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sheepishly]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I can see that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Th-that's pathetic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Hm... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[long pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Um... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[another long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, you know, that's a down payment on a car, Chris. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[frustrated chuckle]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Okay, I guess you're right, I guess that is pathetic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Tch, you're damn straight it is!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Eehh, but for the record though. Most of the- when I buy [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads|stuff]] on PlayStation Network, it's mostly like, you know, addons for Guitar Hero or LittleBigPlanet. Or addons fo-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': But that's where they get you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Well, for- or addons for the games I do have. I've- I actually am up-to-date on my add-ons for Burnout Paradise, by the way. I uhh... yeah I don't buy new games at like [[GameStop]], or used games at GameStop. The game disks, as much as I do the uh, add-ons.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': But still, you have- I mean, just to even get the add-ons, you have to actually have to have the game.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but still. I mean that saves me- that saves me trips to the GameStop to go buy a new game.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Games are expensive Chris! I know how expensive games are. You can rack up that much easily by getting less you know, than you do on the PSN. All it takes is a three games and look! There goes almost two hundred dollars. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Skype sound]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Hm... now that is an exaggeration right there. I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': They're like $60 each. Three games would be $180.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but then you wait a while and then they go down to like 20 or... 30 or 20.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That's a long wait, before they go to 20. That's a very, very long wait.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... that is quite a long wait. But still, patience is kinda worth it. I mean- I mean sure. You're looking forward to giving me uh- the new Ratchet and Clank game. It's like you can't even- you can't afford it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[interrupts] Yeah, but I mean. I don't think you're that patient with video games, Chris. Cause I mean, like. You're always- I mean come on! You've got most of this stuff like, brand new, like uh, you're already telling me that you've already put money down at GameStop, so you can't tell me that you're not buying new games at GameStop. You're doing that with the new Guitar Hero. You've- you- you- you know you do that. Don't lie to me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stammering desperately]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I know, I- Ok, I'm not... Ok, yeah, you're right. I do do that, with [[Guitar Hero]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Then why are you lying to me? I mean, I hate stupid lies the most. What the hell Chris?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Okay, think about it this- okay, you're starti- okay, say you started with Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA genesis, then you wanna go out and buy&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[frustrated]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; What does that have to do lying stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Oh, okay, okay. Okay, scratch that. I mean to say, like &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the US service since the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; It does not bother me... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs again]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Okay, it bothers me a bit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Chris, that's addiction. You know that right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but... It's not like a...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Chris, an addiction is anything that produces withdrawal symptoms. It does not need to be something that is bad or horrible. It is- it's just... what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Hmm... I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That- That's simple psychology Chris. That's something you should know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Actually, I did not know that. I'm quite- I'm serious when I say that. I did not know that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I can't believe you didn't even take most- you know, simple prereqs in college.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Um... pre-REPS?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Prerequisites? Chris! How do you not know about college stuff, but you have a degree?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Uhh, if I took prerequisites- if I took prerequisites that was in... years ago back in 2000. And it's not like I can remember a small detail like that. I mean, it's-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[freaking out]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; That's not a small detail! Tha- that's college! What?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Well, my parents did not make a big deal about it when they helped me get into college.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': It doesn't matter- No no no no! Prereqs are not... it- they are not through your parents. They're through the college, just... I mean I... can't buy that you got a serious degree without having to do serious prereqs like that. What did you say you... I- I don't know. Whatever!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I think you mean Comput- I think you're looking for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Or CADD.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, how many years is the degree?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It was a [[CADD|four-year degree]], but I ended up earning-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': How did you get a four-year degree without any prereqs like that? How?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I sure I- I'm sure I probably took prerequisites, but I did not realize that that's what they were called... I did not know that- that they were called that word-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You- You had nothing to do with any of your schooling beside showing up, did you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Showing up and doing my [[Love_Quest#Conflict_with_Mary_Lee_Walsh|hard]] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh#Mary_Lee_Walsh_in_Sonichu|work]]!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Hard work?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I- I did my work to the fullest of my energy. Every single- every single screenshot from the uh... gettin' in front of the computer, working towards- working on the projects for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design on the- and all that. Even then, when I fully designed the [[CWCville shopping mall]]. Both stories, all the stores, and the mayor's office. One step at a time. Every single click, every single detail. It's all... burned in my photographic memory&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, then why can't you put that energy into getting a job or getting a better degree? Haven't you ever thought of getting your masters? Or anything like that? I mean- I mean, do you even remember anything from school? Besides that mall?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I remember a lot of things from school.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Like what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[really long pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I do remember that I had to- er- I had to take the certain amount of classes. I had to take a physical education class and art classes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You had to take a physical education class in college?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I took two actually. Tennis and ice skating.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[surprised]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I think I told you about the ice skating. That- that was- that &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[indecipherable]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I- I heard- you told me you went ice skating. But I didn't know that was a college course. I mean, I'm sorry. I am not paying college money to go fucking ice skating! I'm sorry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I mean, that's the first time I ever learned to skate, of any sort. Even though I tried roller skating on my s- on my own one time, I just end up- I just kept falling. I didn't get much done out of that. But-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 4==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 4&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|jt_mEAPx6nI}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Yeah, roller skating's like, way easier than ice skating or rollerblading.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, unfort- yeah, I rephrase that. I mean, uh- I did not have roller skates. I had roller blades.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Roller skating and rollerblading are two totally different things. You know that, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, well I mean. When I want to learn how to roller skate, I just thought, you know, they have- cause they have- they're- they got the wheels on the bottom.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[migraine sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Okay...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interjecting more]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; But that was so many years ago.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, do you remember anything substantial from school. Besides you made a mall and... you made a mall.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I remember... taking my accounting classes for the first major I picked out. Even though I was confused, and lost, when I was- when I picked it out. And can't say any more cause I told her about that fresh from my memory. I talked with her earlier tonight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Why don't you go back into accounting? It's really not that bad of a job. It's not like you'd be getting a degree in philosophy or something.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I don't even remember- I- I don't even remember if it really was an accounting degree, I think it was something else. Something like marketing or something. But then, years later, my father and I talk to my- talked to my couns- talked to my counselor- my guidance counselor. Eh, yeah. 2002, something like that. Anyway, turns out there were not as many jobs that that degree could get me, and uh, then there were more jobs available for Computer Aided Drafting and Design, so my father encouraged me to switch over because-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Well obviously that's done you a lot of good. Cause you're not getting those jobs. You can't even find them. You can't even google them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Because I was- Because I'm very avid with computers that's why- and then I made the switch, and I just did, I agree with that-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Apparently you're not very adept at computers if you can't even google something.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I can google things!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Then why don't you do it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I'm going to google the financial aid. And look for the S-A-F-S-A, F-A-S-A...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': The FAFSA. That's-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I remembered that! And I'm going to do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause then sigh]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Anyway, yeah. Anyway yeah, switch- it was a major switch, but yeah, at least the credits are transferable. And also I do remember something from my accounting class. You know, the first in first out method-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You do know that if you already used credits towards a degree they don't count, right? Like, you're gonna to have to start over.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Wait, what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You can't transfer them. They've already gone towards a degree. Chris, seriously!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': This is like- this is like years ago. And those credits did transfer from my &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[unintelligible]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; major to my next major.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupting]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Ok ok ok ok. Chris, Chris. How long have you been out of school?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I would say over three years now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Then most of your stuff isn't gonna mean crap anyway. The classes expire. They will make you take them over. That's a problem I'm going through right now. You're probably not gonna be able to transfer anything. You're gonna have to start over.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; But I've already got the degree and the certificate.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Doesn't matter, then that's over! E-e- I mean, some things are just not transferable. I- I can't believe that you do not know how this works.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I was pretty much there to learn what was going on during the time and... yeah, my father did most of the bra- most of the brain- most of the brainwork there. I was just mostly- um- I was- I mean- it- in 2000-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': So what? You're gonna let them do that for the rest of your life? You need to know things. You need to be informed. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris sighs]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I-I- It's up to your brainwork. I- It's- You might as well have never gone to college. Look at you!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but at least I went to college and I earned a degree.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': It doesn't matter! No, no! Ok, I think people who go to college and waste their degree and waste their potential are way worse than people who never went to college and have hard work, and they have jobs, and they pay on their own. You can not act like you're better than people just because you went to college and did some crappy degree. I mean you- No, no! Even when I was working and not in college, I was still doing way more than you were!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': You know, there are a lot of people who actually have earned their degrees, and get their &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupted]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; other things as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; And you're not one of them, it doesn't matter! You're not even using it, you might as well not have it. What's the point of having it if you're not gonna use it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I will be using it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Now you're not. Y- You won't even figure out how to- Chris, you- Ugh! Your resume is full of Sonichu and Rosechu! It has- you haven't even mentioned your degree!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I did, under the educational references.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': What does that have to do with anything. You need to have priorities. Your CADD degree has nothing to do with Sonichu and Rosechu.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': It allowed me to design the buildings and fro- get a better scale- and better- and get a better perspective.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You do not need a CADD degree to be a comic artist! It- it- it is worthless. You are wasting your degree. You are pissing on it. You might as well wipe your ass with it!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': That was uncalled for.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That is NOT uncalled for. You are wasting it. This makes me so angry! You don't know- I am so big into education and knowledge and all this stuff, and you have so many resources, things that I will kill for. And I mean... doing your art on paper is different than drawing on a computer. You're not using a tablet or anything like that to make Rosechu and Sonichu, and even then, even the buildings, that's not even CADD work. I-I- I don't know what to say, I'm just so angry!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I don't know what to say either. I'm speechless.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That's the problem!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I don't know a lot of things, that's the problem.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, if you wanna be a comic artist, get an art degree. Go to art school. There are art institutes everywhere.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I guess so (on the priority?)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': If you think you're as good as you think you are, you- they will accept you right away. Make a portfolio for art school. Take online classes. Why don't you at least google portfolios for art schooling, and you're gonna have to have more than Sonichu and Rosechu in there. They're gonna want some still lifes and real lifes too. But if you &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris tries to interrupt]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-okay, if you want to go the Sonichu and Rosechu route, you're gonna have to make this. You're gonna have to do that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs very quietly]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Also sighs]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I mean... I just don't know. I mean, people just aren't gonna do this stuff for you. And if they do, they shouldn't, because they're- they're only hurting you. You have to stand on your own two feet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... and you said financial aid can help me get housing and uh,&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop [[Ducks|sucking on]]- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I understand... I understand that. And yet I still- (spent time) at the Social Security office, into and addition to uh- in addition to the job thing. And I appreciate you doing your research for me. And I- I've kept that in my memory as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 5==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Final Part&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Doe7eErlAC8}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Well, I hope you actually use it. Maybe I'll e-mail you the web sites.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': If you have any questions, you call the number that's on there. Or you can even ask me, but I'm not gonna do the whole thing for you. You have to do this. Kim's not gonna do this for you either.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I understand.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, and especially with this trial work period. Let's say that they allow you to make as much as your monthly payments. That would be like, what $1,600 a month. You could put 800 of that away and you- you know, it's extra. You could- I mean, you- you have so much, and it pisses me off because I wish I could take it and be like, &amp;quot;You know what? I know how to use this, and I will.&amp;quot; You know, give it to someone more deserving.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I wish I had your knowledge.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I had to fight for this knowledge. Nobody helped me. That's why I'm doing this so late. You're gonna have to do it too, before it's too late. I mean, I earned my knowledge.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... I'm gonna do it too- I'm going- I'm going to earn my knowledge. And-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You can't have these stress days. You can't have these mental rest days. You're- You're going to have to work hard at it hard; every day, every second of your life.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... I get it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I hope you do, I really do. Because I don't want to see one of my friends fall so f- hard.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I understand. I appreciate your concern.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I hope I've given you a lot to think about, but I'm gonna go ahead and go. Cause I have to work and- you know, and I have homework and stuff. I'll try to call you tomorrow.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Okay. I understand if you won't be able to. But you know-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I'll- I'll e-mail you at least. Okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, all right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, I'll let you know if I can or not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': And I'll- I'll google the financial aid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, good, good. Now remember it's not- it's nothing wrong for asking for little help, but don't let people do everything for you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, all right, bye.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': All right, stay safe. Bye &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[hangs up]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Kacey Call 5</title>
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		<updated>2012-07-21T03:20:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* Part 4 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;29 [[August 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Highlights==&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS:''' &amp;quot;...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris]] just finished getting a &amp;quot;stern talking-to&amp;quot; from [[Kim]] about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Counselors at [[PVCC]] told Chris that they could get him a job; he didn't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris doesn't know what Financial Aid is; he promises to Google it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris didn't have any control over his own [[Chris and money|money]] until he was 23.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris whines some more about being [[slow-in-the-minds|blank-minded]] and confused.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris says he's willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris lies about how much he spends on the [[PSN]]. Compares buying game add-ons to having a magazine subscription to try and make Kacey understand it's not a big deal.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris doesn't know anything about college because that happened yeeeeaars ago.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CADD]] WAS HARD WORK BURNED INTO HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris took tennis and ice-skating classes in college.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris took accounting and/or marketing classes first, then &amp;quot;years later&amp;quot; he found out there were not enough jobs available in that field so he switched to CADD.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says &amp;quot;that was uncalled for&amp;quot;. Only says he understands so that Kacey will shut up and let him leave.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 1==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|z3z9vXbFO48}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello-o?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. How are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm okay too. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[content sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;So um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Anything on your mind right now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Is there anything on your mind right now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, um, did you go apply for jobs like I said?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. I go- I wen- I uh, uh, application at Wal-Mart. Uh, I'm gonna wait 'til... I'm gonna...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;That's good. Did you do it in person?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, no, I filled- no, I went online and did it. Filled it out for the Charlottesville store.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, cause, um, I did some research for you. Um, about working with your disability. And actually, um, this is a lot easier than I thought it would be. Like you could- they put you on a trial work period or they- and they can extend your period of eligibility. Like, you could be making... um... like it doesn't matter what you make during the trial work period, like you'll get both still, your uh, your tugboat and your, uh wages. And, even afterwards if you're not making enough, like you can get both. It actually goes by what you make, not by how many hours you work.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm... I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean that's actually really exciting! I mean, you could be technically making more than me. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris tries to interrupt, she keeps talking] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, at least, you know, right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I don't know. Um, I'm st- I s- still got to uh, wait to talk to uh, that guy from s- social security...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Chris! This is straight from the social security ''site''! This is a great opportunity! And even ''if'' you make too much money you can still keep your Medicaid, uh, benefits! I mean, how can you not be excited about this?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I dunno... I got- I got- I just talked to Kim and she gave me some, uh, tough talkin' to as well, ya know, about uh, me getting a job and what not, uh... Also talked about uh, old school- also t- also talked about college days and uh, I don- I- I don't remember all the details but it's all- it's all ju- it's like absorbed- everything she told me is in the back of my head. It's- it's tattooed in my head.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, that doesn't really...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris tries to interrupt] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It... it's...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...that doesn't really sound like you listen to her a lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did listen to her! I did! I did.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But didn't you just talk to her and you can't remember stuff?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stress sigh]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, 'cause you told me that Kim calls before I do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hmm, but anyway uh... mm, let me think... let me think.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean uh- ar- are you- so I did all this research for you, and you don't even... care now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do care! I do care. I appreciate it. I do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I mean you're- I don't think you're really gonna do anything! I- I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm- I- I- I'm doing something! My family knows I'm out to look for a job.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, so what did your family say?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh... This- this- it- they're, they're all like, &amp;quot;Ah, well yeah, you gotta find out how much you're gonna earn, and how this is- how this is gonna- is gonna effect your social security, and uh, if you're going to be able to earn more than your social security...&amp;quot; Ahh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You need to make a LOT more than your social security, like you need to make... Like, okay. Um... like, um, depending also on... w- you know, how your uh, quote unquote disability effects you getting to work and stuff... Like, they can take these expenses, um, and actually deduct it from your pay. Like so, even if you're making let's say a thousand dollars a month, um, if your disability causes you to have to do things that cost you two hundred a month, you're still- they- they count those two hundred, um, against your pay so you're still making- you know, even though you ''are'' making more than you should, they won't count it against you. Like you have to be making over a thousand dollars a month before they're gonna even... Even then they're only gonna take part of it away. They're never gonna take away all of it. Like you'd have to make a LOT more to where it wouldn't even matter. I mean and even if your parents are behind you or not, you're 27, right? I mean, you have to make your own decisions!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yeah, I- I do have to make my own decisions, uh... yeah. Als- one of the things I talked to Kim about was like uh, I- I'm often confused with my li- I'm often confused about things that I actually, uh, want or... need. It's been that way for so many years. I mean like...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well don't you think it's time for that to change then?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah it- I do need to ah, that's ah- that's something I do need to change.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean, you know, your whole life you're going to be figuring stuff out. There's not a magical upgrade that makes you an adult. I mean, I'm pretty sure, like, at times, my parents still need to figure things out and everything. I mean, we're not computers. We don't work like computers. We definitely don't.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah you're right. You are right, about that. Hmm... but anyway one of my- anyway one of my problems in my mind is like ya know I... tend ta... I tend, I ah, I often do get confused, and uh, feel like I'm lost, and it's like- ya know, and I- I'm not- I have not been sure of what exactly I want in life other than my [[sweetheart]], and my little daughter [[Crystal]] that I have dreamed of... And pretty much, ya know, all my life, every time I've been asked &amp;quot;Where do you see yourself in five years?&amp;quot;, I always draw a blank!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's showing you that maybe you should let ''go'' of Crystal and all that stuff. Maybe you should ''go'' in a different direction. Maybe you're getting ''blanked'' because you're not going in the direction you should be going in.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You need to focus on more important things.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And- and that's another thing, I mean ya know, Kim could tell you more about the conversation we had, but uh- but she- she and I talked about that, but also like ya know, even during, even with, even - I have talked to my counselors in Piedmont, when I was working towards my CADD degree and certificate. It's like ya know, yeah sure they can help me get a job, and yadda yadda yadda... um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why didn't you let them?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...Yeah. I- it's jus- I- I have never been really sure what I wanted to go out for. I mean... I- I- ah-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [stutters]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Then you need to get back in school Chris! You need to do something. You're 27. You're- I mean yes, I know people are going to school, um older and older but, &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[laughs] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;come on! Isn't there anything you wanted to do even when you were little?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- I- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[frustrated stuttering] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm thinking about it! I'm mean I'm trying to- I'm ah- I'm ah- I'm trying to make- ah-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [stutters]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;C'mon, this is pathetic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm sorting all this out and I'm thinking about it, and I'm going to do- I'm going to do something. It takes time for me before I can - before I actually - but I AM doing something, you know. I submitted the application for Wal-Mart, and I'm going to do one for Target, and I'm going to do one for Ma-Donalds...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris. Remember when I said in other cultures you wouldn't survive? I mean come on. You need to take charge. I mean, you are an adult. You're gonna have to make snap judgments sometime. I mean y- I mean isn't there anything that you wanted to do when you were younger? I mean, even if it's something like making video games! You could probably do that!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I mean, that is one thing, but... I- that- that is one thing but...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I mean you already have some CADD stuff, you could learn how to program them and stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but unfortunately they don't teach that- those kinds of classes at like, uh, Piedmont. I'm not sure if there are any colleg- if there are any classes around here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Whatever! They have stuff online you can take, Chris! You have no excuse!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah but- yeah, I know, but I'm kinda reluctant on taking classes online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, okay, there's no but! You either don't have an excuse, or you do have an excuse!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, fine, I don't have an excuse. But... so many options, I'm not sure- I'm not sure wha- I'm just not sure where to ''begin''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' A lot of people are. Why don't you go talk to um, I mean if you can't go to PVCC, why don't you go to someplace else that's closer? Um, or why don't you go somewhere in D.C.? I mean... it would be easy for you to get housing. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause, Chris sighs] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Why don't you take a couple different classes and see? Or, or I mean, I bet you don't even research this sh- stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I have- I did- I do research- I do researching ya know... I've tried- I've gone onto social security dot gov, website... but I don't... I... I cannot understand it, I...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Kacey talks over him]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, but I'm talking about school. Chris.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[tries to interrupt]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris! CHRIS! Listen to me! No! Listen to me! Do you not realize the opportunities you have? Do you not realize they will ''pay'' for your school? They will ''pay'' for your boarding? They will ''pay'' for your transportation? Do you know how much I would KILL for that going through school right now? And I'm going to have to go through med school! And you are just SITTING on your ass ''wasting'' that shit when the government will BEG you to take it! WHAT the hell?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I didn't even know I had those options and I'm not sure how to activate those options. I never learned!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Go to a school! Talk to a counselor there! Talk to an adviser there. Fill out your, F-A-F-S-A. I mean, come on. There's SO much that you could just reach out for and... Ugh! I mean like, you could do anything!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ah- Ah, hold up there... S-A-S-A?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Your FAFSA? Come on. The financial aid application? How do you NOT know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laugh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;about... I- I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cracks up]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- I- I do not know that. I've never even heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do you not hear ab- ...Are you serious?! It's financial aid! You- you- you went to college!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I've- I- I've heard- I've heard of financial aid but I never heard of S-A-S-A.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You haven't heard of a FAFSA? That- you HAD to have filled one out. I mean, did your parents pay for your college outright?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, my parents did pay for my college classes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Just go to a college. Just go to a financial aid office or just... Google-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|cO8Zd2SF8Vs&amp;amp;NR}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' -it. It's F-A-F-S-A. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris echoes, &amp;quot;F-A-F-S-A&amp;quot;] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;And it's so easy to do online. It so is. All you need are... you know what? You wouldn't even need much of anything 'cause you don't pay taxes so you don't have any W-2's or anything, or W-4's, so, pfft. And you're old enough to where your parents won't matter. So you could probably get - I mean you have no income and you're on disability, you - oh my God, they would pay for everything!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well I will look into that. That was S-A-F-S-A?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' F-A-F-S-A.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Hmm. Okay, what's the acronym stand for? That will help me understand better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Are you serious?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ya I'm serious.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It- it's just easier if you just Google that. I promise you. It- it's gonna come up. It- it's gonna be a dot gov site...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [snickers]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I will look- okay, I will look that up. And I will look into it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris. It's only five letters. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[laughing] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It- it's okay. Just- or just Google financial aid! That's going to be the FIRST thing that pops up on Google, I ''promise'' you!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay. Financial aid, I will Google that. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Kacey sighs] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;My computer's on the other room. I'll uh, go take care- I, uh, I will- I promise you I will go look into that right after we- right after we finish up here. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[long pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Kacey?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[short sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I wa- I mean, it was just kinda like, ya know, I wasn't sure you were there, you know, you just paused for a moment. But yeah, I promise you I will go look into everything-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm just frustrated, y'know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well... i-it's not your fault that I'm a little bit re- that I'm a little bit [[slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, but I mean like, this is stuff you should know. I mean this is- this is frustrating for me. I mean, like, I can understand ignorance, but I can't stand stupidity.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No I- no it's not stupi- no, it's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just- was dumb on the subject, I never learned about that sort of thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do you not if you go to school? Obviously, SOMEBODY must have talked about, &amp;quot;Hey, I got my financial aid!&amp;quot;, I mean, I'm pretty sure you could not go to college, and not even overhear somebody... talk about financial aid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- yeah- I've overheard- Yeah, I've overheard discussions of financial aid. But it was like, ya know, I was like picking my classes... and... and I just didn't- I just didn't- and my parents did not make a big deal about it, and I just... didn't...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well it's not up to your parents! It's not up to your parents to make a big deal about it. It's up to YOU to grab your future!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sound of distress] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...Yeah, it is up to me, ahh... there is a lot for me to think about. Yeah, but I wa- but I will Google financial aid and I will, I will, uh, research that. Hm... And then- make it- make it- mmm, sort out what I really would like to do, and... mmm, do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Damn incoming ca- !&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [audio warps]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sounding tired] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[indistinctly] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I think I might have touched a thing, wait. Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, are you still there?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm here.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I had an incoming call from a- from some 404, 67-something... it was a long number, obviously long distance... it was like...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' 404?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No... four- f- four-four... uh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay you- Hold on hold on, tell me it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I don't know, it's like, four four- something. Hm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um, no, go ahead and look up-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It- it- anyway. Anyway. Anyway, it was like an incoming, it was incoming, and it was like, it was interrupting you, bothering me, you know. I got an incoming call-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Was the 404 an area code?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh... it was like 447. I think... I don't, I'm not- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[audio warps] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-that might not be correct.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, there's a big difference between that and...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [trails off]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ehh. Well never mind, never mind the phone number, the point was, i- it- the call was incoming while I was talking to you, and it just makes a beep, to my, to the speaker on my cell phone. And it just bothered me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sounding excited] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Two new voicemail! Shaddup, phooone, I'm talking to my- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-talkin' to Kacey here. Dang phone, right? I mean, I'm sure you've had problems like that...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're talking to your ''what''?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm talkin' to- Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, you said, &amp;quot;I'm talking to my ____&amp;quot; -you're talking to your what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [sounding defeated] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I- I'm talking to my ''friend''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[in a small voice] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Just making sure.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, you have the right. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, yeah- I wi- I will, uh- yeah. I will... stay on track, Googling financial aid after we finish up here.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean, you need to- you need to trust me on this. I mean, I'm not gonna- make you lose your tugboat. Not- not that I approve of it! Just to let you know, I mean, I think it's great to help get people in the right ''direction'', but you can't be on it for the rest of your life. I mean, you've already been on it what, since you've been eighteen? That, that's kind of pathetic, Chris. I mean, I'm- I'm ''paying'' for you to sit around and do nothing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[confused] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Um... yeah wait a minute, paying for it when I was eight- no wait a, wha- what- What about paying for it when I was eighteen, from eighteen?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm a taxpayer. My money goes ''towards'' that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, before that. You said something about, uh, something happening when I was eighteen?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You- you've been on this since you were eighteen, correct?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, the social security. Um... uhhh, yeah but the money was going to my parents, and uh, they did not redirect it to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It's still coming out of my paycheck.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It was not redirected to me until after- I think I was like 23, something like that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...What was that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do not think they redirected it toward, redirected the money towards me until after I turned 23.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I thought that your money still went to your dad.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah... the ma- I mean, it's like you know, they- uh, yeah, they had me on the disability since I was born, and my- and the checks were going to my mother and my father. And then-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Wait, since you were born?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well, maybe since I was diagnosed with [[autism]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I was about to say, 'cause, you- you can't just tell a child has autism once they're ''born''!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stammering] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Okay well, I'm sorry, I got my- I got mixed up, I- I'm trying- I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's conflicting!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I got mixed up, I'm sorry. But anyway, uh, since I was diagnosed with autism-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do you get that mixed up?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stress sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I don't- I'm trying- I'm gathering- okay, my mouth is going faster than my brain.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[cynical laugh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Aha.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [another pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I'm sure that's happened to you, you know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um. I don't know, I pretty much think before I speak sometimes, like, unless I get really, really, really angry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [oddly echoing]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, I'm pretty much in control of myself, I am... I AM in my late twenties, I have learned how to do this since I was like, eight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I've learned how to, uh, control my speech as well, I mean like, my brain... where it can, [[Chris and English|think with my mouth]]. It's like, you know, when I'm feeling - frustrated or confused, I tend to, uh, lose control. And, get con- and, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I thought you said you were way more in control of stuff. Y- you just told me that yesterday.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I - yeah - I am more in control. 'Cause, I have to- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[long pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...Yeah. ...Mmfh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I- I don't know. Just sometimes you make this really hard. It- it really does. Because you are my friend, and I hate to see one of my friends do this to themselves.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- I- I- Okay- okay- Yeah, okay, I understand. I'm being difficult to read. And I'm sorry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It- it's nothing about you being difficult to read, it's just that I really don't think you're going to do anything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm going-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I- No! You're actually being fairly easy to read.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm going to do- I'm going to do it. I'm serious.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, I hope you are.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I will.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [long pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Anyway, getting back - lemme - getting back to, uh, my discussion with Kim earlier. Um... yeah, she pretty much encouraged me to get a job as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [something indistinct]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Good. I'm glad she did.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Or, uh, Or- or getting- or- or try getting classes, or financial aid, all that, You know. Even to - move out of my house, and she's like - I tell her- I told her in the... streamline? From one memory to another? ...About the- situation in my head? Where often I'm like, blank-minded? And I get confused, a bit... along with that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And, uh... at points she did make it clear, like, where I should begin? Like firstly, she said I should get a job, and then look at prices of an apartment, or housing? And then consider the bi- consider the, uh, the electricity, the uh, uh, water, the inter- the uh, wireless internet, the cable, all that. And then, I was like, blank-minded, and I was like- that went over my head, but still, I mean, yeah, that's a lot for me to consider.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, that is something to consider, but I mean, if you do move out on your own, are you willing to give up some of those things? Like, are you willing to have regular cable instead of digital cable? If it saves you a few bucks?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Zt7OrT5-f4U&amp;amp;NR}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Yo-you just can't impulse buy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... yeah... I'm trying to- I'm- I've been working on controlling my impulse as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[over Chris] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;That's good, cause you really need to. I- I think you really need to, cause you can't spend hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Um... yeah. I don't spend- I- I- That would be an exaggeration right there, spending hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You said two thousand dollars, and the PS3 hasn't been around that long. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[chuckle]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': It's been around for over two years. But anyway, yeah, hundreds a week that IS an exaggeration.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs?]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I've actually had mine since like March 2007.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but anyway, I- I don't- anyway, if I spend money on the PlayStation Network, it wouldn't be any more than 5-10 dollars a week.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Well, I mean, it's not just, you know, your PSN stuff. I'm pretty sure you buy actual games. Uh, you know, so I mean that's gotta add up. I mean if you uh-only have 2000 on your PSN, imagine how much you've been buying for uh, like things like the Wii, and things for your PS3, like, you know, guitar hero controllers and the actual games and stuff. I mean, y-you probably spent m- uh- you if you spend just as much on those things on your PSN, that's $4000 in a year or two. That's ridiculous.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sheepishly]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I can see that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Th-that's pathetic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Hm... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[long pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Um... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[another long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, you know, that's a down payment on a car, Chris. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[frustrated chuckle]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Okay, I guess you're right, I guess that is pathetic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Tch, you're damn straight it is!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Eehh, but for the record though. Most of the- when I buy [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads|stuff]] on PlayStation Network, it's mostly like, you know, addons for Guitar Hero or LittleBigPlanet. Or addons fo-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': But that's where they get you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Well, for- or addons for the games I do have. I've- I actually am up-to-date on my add-ons for Burnout Paradise, by the way. I uhh... yeah I don't buy new games at like [[GameStop]], or used games at GameStop. The game disks, as much as I do the uh, add-ons.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': But still, you have- I mean, just to even get the add-ons, you have to actually have to have the game.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but still. I mean that saves me- that saves me trips to the GameStop to go buy a new game.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Games are expensive Chris! I know how expensive games are. You can rack up that much easily by getting less you know, than you do on the PSN. All it takes is a three games and look! There goes almost two hundred dollars. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Skype sound]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Hm... now that is an exaggeration right there. I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': They're like $60 each. Three games would be $180.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but then you wait a while and then they go down to like 20 or... 30 or 20.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That's a long wait, before they go to 20. That's a very, very long wait.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... that is quite a long wait. But still, patience is kinda worth it. I mean- I mean sure. You're looking forward to giving me uh- the new Ratchet and Clank game. It's like you can't even- you can't afford it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[interrupts] Yeah, but I mean. I don't think you're that patient with video games, Chris. Cause I mean, like. You're always- I mean come on! You've got most of this stuff like, brand new, like uh, you're already telling me that you've already put money down at GameStop, so you can't tell me that you're not buying new games at GameStop. You're doing that with the new Guitar Hero. You've- you- you- you know you do that. Don't lie to me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stammering desperately]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I know, I- Ok, I'm not... Ok, yeah, you're right. I do do that, with [[Guitar Hero]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Then why are you lying to me? I mean, I hate stupid lies the most. What the hell Chris?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Okay, think about it this- okay, you're starti- okay, say you started with Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA genesis, then you wanna go out and buy&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[frustrated]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; What does that have to do lying stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Oh, okay, okay. Okay, scratch that. I mean to say, like &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the US service since the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; It does not bother me... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs again]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Okay, it bothers me a bit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Chris, that's addiction. You know that right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but... It's not like a...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Chris, an addiction is anything that produces withdrawal symptoms. It does not need to be something that is bad or horrible. It is- it's just... what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Hmm... I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That- That's simple psychology Chris. That's something you should know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Actually, I did not know that. I'm quite- I'm serious when I say that. I did not know that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I can't believe you didn't even take most- you know, simple prereqs in college.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Um... pre-REPS?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Prerequisites? Chris! How do you not know about college stuff, but you have a degree?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Uhh, if I took prerequisites- if I took prerequisites that was in... years ago back in 2000. And it's not like I can remember a small detail like that. I mean, it's-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[freaking out]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; That's not a small detail! Tha- that's college! What?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Well, my parents did not make a big deal about it when they helped me get into college.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': It doesn't matter- No no no no! Prereqs are not... it- they are not through your parents. They're through the college, just... I mean I... can't buy that you got a serious degree without having to do serious prereqs like that. What did you say you... I- I don't know. Whatever!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I think you mean Comput- I think you're looking for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Or CADD.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, how many years is the degree?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It was a [[CADD|four-year degree]], but I ended up earning-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': How did you get a four-year degree without any prereqs like that? How?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I sure I- I'm sure I probably took prerequisites, but I did not realize that that's what they were called... I did not know that- that they were called that word-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You- You had nothing to do with any of your schooling beside showing up, did you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Showing up and doing my [[Love_Quest#Conflict_with_Mary_Lee_Walsh|hard]] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh#Mary_Lee_Walsh_in_Sonichu|work]]!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Hard work?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I- I did my work to the fullest of my energy. Every single- every single screenshot from the uh... gettin' in front of the computer, working towards- working on the projects for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design on the- and all that. Even then, when I fully designed the [[CWCville shopping mall]]. Both stories, all the stores, and the mayor's office. One step at a time. Every single click, every single detail. It's all... burned in my photographic memory&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, then why can't you put that energy into getting a job or getting a better degree? Haven't you ever thought of getting your masters? Or anything like that? I mean- I mean, do you even remember anything from school? Besides that mall?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I remember a lot of things from school.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Like what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[really long pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I do remember that I had to- er- I had to take the certain amount of classes. I had to take a physical education class and art classes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You had to take a physical education class in college?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I took two actually. Tennis and ice skating.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[surprised]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I think I told you about the ice skating. That- that was- that &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[indecipherable]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I- I heard- you told me you went ice skating. But I didn't know that was a college course. I mean, I'm sorry. I am not paying college money to go fucking ice skating! I'm sorry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I mean, that's the first time I ever learned to skate, of any sort. Even though I tried roller skating on my s- on my own one time, I just end up- I just kept falling. I didn't get much done out of that. But-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 4&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|jt_mEAPx6nI}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Yeah, roller skating's like, way easier than ice skating or rollerblading.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, unfort- yeah, I rephrase that. I mean, uh- I did not have roller skates. I had roller blades.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Roller skating and rollerblading are two totally different things. You know that, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, well I mean. When I want to learn how to roller skate, I just thought, you know, they have- cause they have- they're- they got the wheels on the bottom.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[migraine sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Okay...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interjecting more]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; But that was so many years ago.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, do you remember anything substantial from school. Besides you made a mall and... you made a mall.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I remember... taking my accounting classes for the first major I picked out. Even though I was confused, and lost, when I was- when I picked it out. And can't say any more cause I told her about that fresh from my memory. I talked with her earlier tonight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Why don't you go back into accounting? It's really not that bad of a job. It's not like you'd be getting a degree in philosophy or something.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I don't even remember- I- I don't even remember if it really was an accounting degree, I think it was something else. Something like marketing or something. But then, years later, my father and I talk to my- talked to my couns- talked to my counselor- my guidance counselor. Eh, yeah. 2002, something like that. Anyway, turns out there were not as many jobs that that degree could get me, and uh, then there were more jobs available for Computer Aided Drafting and Design, so my father encouraged me to switch over because-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Well obviously that's done you a lot of good. Cause you're not getting those jobs. You can't even find them. You can't even google them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Because I was- Because I'm very avid with computers that's why- and then I made the switch, and I just did, I agree with that-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Apparently you're not very adept at computers if you can't even google something.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I can google things!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Then why don't you do it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I'm going to google the financial aid. And look for the S-A-F-S-A, F-A-S-A...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': The FAFSA. That's-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I remembered that! And I'm going to do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause then sigh]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Anyway, yeah. Anyway yeah, switch- it was a major switch, but yeah, at least the credits are transferable. And also I do remember something from my accounting class. You know, the first in first out method-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You do know that if you already used credits towards a degree they don't count, right? Like, you're gonna to have to start over.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Wait, what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You can't transfer them. They've already gone towards a degree. Chris, seriously!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': This is like- this is like years ago. And those credits did transfer from my &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[unintelligible]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; major to my next major.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupting]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Ok ok ok ok. Chris, Chris. How long have you been out of school?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I would say over three years now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Then most of your stuff isn't gonna mean crap anyway. The classes expire. They will make you take them over. That's a problem I'm going through right now. You're probably not gonna be able to transfer anything. You're gonna have to start over.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; But I've already got the degree and the certificate.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Doesn't matter, then that's over! E-e- I mean, some things are just not transferable. I- I can't believe that you do not know how this works.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I was pretty much there to learn what was going on during the time and... yeah, my father did most of the bra- most of the brain- most of the brainwork there. I was just mostly- um- I was- I mean- it- in 2000-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': So what? You're gonna let them do that for the rest of your life? You need to know things. You need to be informed. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris sighs]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I-I- It's up to your brainwork. I- It's- You might as well have never gone to college. Look at you!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but at least I went to college and I earned a degree.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': It doesn't matter! No, no! Ok, I think people who go to college and waste their degree and waste their potential are way worse than people who never went to college and have hard work, and they have jobs, and they pay on their own. You can not act like you're better than people just because you went to college and did some crappy degree. I mean you- No, no! Even when I was working and not in college, I was still doing way more than you were!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': You know, there are a lot of people who actually have earned their degrees, and get their &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupted]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; other things as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; And you're not one of them, it doesn't matter! You're not even using it, you might as well not have it. What's the point of having it if you're not gonna use it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I will be using it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Now you're not. Y- You won't even figure out how to- Chris, you- Ugh! Your resume is full of Sonichu and Rosechu! It has- you haven't even mentioned your degree!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I did, under the educational references.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': What does that have to do with anything. You need to have priorities. Your CADD degree has nothing to do with Sonichu and Rosechu.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': It allowed me to design the buildings and fro- get a better scale- and better- and get a better perspective.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You do not need a CADD degree to be a comic artist! It- it- it is worthless. You are wasting your degree. You are pissing on it. You might as well wipe your ass with it!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': That was uncalled for.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That is NOT uncalled for. You are wasting it. This makes me so angry! You don't know- I am so big into education and knowledge and all this stuff, and you have so many resources, things that I will kill for. And I mean... doing your art on paper is different than drawing on a computer. You're not using a tablet or anything like that to make Rosechu and Sonichu, and even then, even the buildings, that's not even CADD work. I-I- I don't know what to say, I'm just so angry!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I don't know what to say either. I'm speechless.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That's the problem!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I don't know a lot of things, that's the problem.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, if you wanna be a comic artist, get an art degree. Go to art school. There are art institutes everywhere.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I guess so (on the priority?)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': If you think you're as good as you think you are, you- they will accept you right away. Make a portfolio for art school. Take online classes. Why don't you at least google portfolios for art schooling, and you're gonna have to have more than Sonichu and Rosechu in there. They're gonna want some still lifes and real lifes too. But if you &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris tries to interrupt]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-okay, if you want to go the Sonichu and Rosechu route, you're gonna have to make this. You're gonna have to do that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs very quietly]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Also sighs]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I mean... I just don't know. I mean, people just aren't gonna do this stuff for you. And if they do, they shouldn't, because they're- they're only hurting you. You have to stand on your own two feet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... and you said financial aid can help me get housing and uh,&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop [[Ducks|sucking on]]- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I understand... I understand that. And yet I still- (spent time) at the Social Security office, into and addition to uh- in addition to the job thing. And I appreciate you doing your research for me. And I- I've kept that in my memory as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 5==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doe7eErlAC8|Kacey Call 5, Part 5]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Well, I hope you actually use it. Maybe I'll e-mail you the web sites.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': If you have any questions, you call the number that's on there. Or you can even ask me, but I'm not gonna do the whole thing for you. You have to do this. Kim's not gonna do this for you either.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I understand.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, and especially with this trial work period. Let's say that they allow you to make as much as your monthly payments. That would be like, what $1,600 a month. You could put 800 of that away and you- you know, it's extra. You could- I mean, you- you have so much, and it pisses me off because I wish I could take it and be like, &amp;quot;You know what? I know how to use this, and I will.&amp;quot; You know, give it to someone more deserving.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I wish I had your knowledge.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I had to fight for this knowledge. Nobody helped me. That's why I'm doing this so late. You're gonna have to do it too, before it's too late. I mean, I earned my knowledge.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... I'm gonna do it too- I'm going- I'm going to earn my knowledge. And-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You can't have these stress days. You can't have these mental rest days. You're- You're going to have to work hard at it hard; every day, every second of your life.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... I get it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I hope you do, I really do. Because I don't want to see one of my friends fall so f- hard.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I understand. I appreciate your concern.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I hope I've given you a lot to think about, but I'm gonna go ahead and go. Cause I have to work and- you know, and I have homework and stuff. I'll try to call you tomorrow.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Okay. I understand if you won't be able to. But you know-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I'll- I'll e-mail you at least. Okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, all right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, I'll let you know if I can or not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': And I'll- I'll google the financial aid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, good, good. Now remember it's not- it's nothing wrong for asking for little help, but don't let people do everything for you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, all right, bye.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': All right, stay safe. Bye &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[hangs up]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Kacey Call 5</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pyromcr: /* Part 3 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;29 [[August 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Highlights==&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS:''' &amp;quot;...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Chris]] just finished getting a &amp;quot;stern talking-to&amp;quot; from [[Kim]] about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Counselors at [[PVCC]] told Chris that they could get him a job; he didn't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris doesn't know what Financial Aid is; he promises to Google it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris didn't have any control over his own [[Chris and money|money]] until he was 23.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris whines some more about being [[slow-in-the-minds|blank-minded]] and confused.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris says he's willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris lies about how much he spends on the [[PSN]]. Compares buying game add-ons to having a magazine subscription to try and make Kacey understand it's not a big deal.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris doesn't know anything about college because that happened yeeeeaars ago.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CADD]] WAS HARD WORK BURNED INTO HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris took tennis and ice-skating classes in college.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris took accounting and/or marketing classes first, then &amp;quot;years later&amp;quot; he found out there were not enough jobs available in that field so he switched to CADD.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says &amp;quot;that was uncalled for&amp;quot;. Only says he understands so that Kacey will shut up and let him leave.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 1==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|z3z9vXbFO48}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello-o?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. How are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm okay too. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[content sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;So um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Anything on your mind right now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Is there anything on your mind right now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, um, did you go apply for jobs like I said?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. I go- I wen- I uh, uh, application at Wal-Mart. Uh, I'm gonna wait 'til... I'm gonna...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;That's good. Did you do it in person?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, no, I filled- no, I went online and did it. Filled it out for the Charlottesville store.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, cause, um, I did some research for you. Um, about working with your disability. And actually, um, this is a lot easier than I thought it would be. Like you could- they put you on a trial work period or they- and they can extend your period of eligibility. Like, you could be making... um... like it doesn't matter what you make during the trial work period, like you'll get both still, your uh, your tugboat and your, uh wages. And, even afterwards if you're not making enough, like you can get both. It actually goes by what you make, not by how many hours you work.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm... I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean that's actually really exciting! I mean, you could be technically making more than me. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris tries to interrupt, she keeps talking] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, at least, you know, right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I don't know. Um, I'm st- I s- still got to uh, wait to talk to uh, that guy from s- social security...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Chris! This is straight from the social security ''site''! This is a great opportunity! And even ''if'' you make too much money you can still keep your Medicaid, uh, benefits! I mean, how can you not be excited about this?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I dunno... I got- I got- I just talked to Kim and she gave me some, uh, tough talkin' to as well, ya know, about uh, me getting a job and what not, uh... Also talked about uh, old school- also t- also talked about college days and uh, I don- I- I don't remember all the details but it's all- it's all ju- it's like absorbed- everything she told me is in the back of my head. It's- it's tattooed in my head.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, that doesn't really...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris tries to interrupt] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It... it's...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...that doesn't really sound like you listen to her a lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did listen to her! I did! I did.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But didn't you just talk to her and you can't remember stuff?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stress sigh]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, 'cause you told me that Kim calls before I do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hmm, but anyway uh... mm, let me think... let me think.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean uh- ar- are you- so I did all this research for you, and you don't even... care now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do care! I do care. I appreciate it. I do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I mean you're- I don't think you're really gonna do anything! I- I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm- I- I- I'm doing something! My family knows I'm out to look for a job.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, so what did your family say?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh... This- this- it- they're, they're all like, &amp;quot;Ah, well yeah, you gotta find out how much you're gonna earn, and how this is- how this is gonna- is gonna effect your social security, and uh, if you're going to be able to earn more than your social security...&amp;quot; Ahh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You need to make a LOT more than your social security, like you need to make... Like, okay. Um... like, um, depending also on... w- you know, how your uh, quote unquote disability effects you getting to work and stuff... Like, they can take these expenses, um, and actually deduct it from your pay. Like so, even if you're making let's say a thousand dollars a month, um, if your disability causes you to have to do things that cost you two hundred a month, you're still- they- they count those two hundred, um, against your pay so you're still making- you know, even though you ''are'' making more than you should, they won't count it against you. Like you have to be making over a thousand dollars a month before they're gonna even... Even then they're only gonna take part of it away. They're never gonna take away all of it. Like you'd have to make a LOT more to where it wouldn't even matter. I mean and even if your parents are behind you or not, you're 27, right? I mean, you have to make your own decisions!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yeah, I- I do have to make my own decisions, uh... yeah. Als- one of the things I talked to Kim about was like uh, I- I'm often confused with my li- I'm often confused about things that I actually, uh, want or... need. It's been that way for so many years. I mean like...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well don't you think it's time for that to change then?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah it- I do need to ah, that's ah- that's something I do need to change.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean, you know, your whole life you're going to be figuring stuff out. There's not a magical upgrade that makes you an adult. I mean, I'm pretty sure, like, at times, my parents still need to figure things out and everything. I mean, we're not computers. We don't work like computers. We definitely don't.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah you're right. You are right, about that. Hmm... but anyway one of my- anyway one of my problems in my mind is like ya know I... tend ta... I tend, I ah, I often do get confused, and uh, feel like I'm lost, and it's like- ya know, and I- I'm not- I have not been sure of what exactly I want in life other than my [[sweetheart]], and my little daughter [[Crystal]] that I have dreamed of... And pretty much, ya know, all my life, every time I've been asked &amp;quot;Where do you see yourself in five years?&amp;quot;, I always draw a blank!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's showing you that maybe you should let ''go'' of Crystal and all that stuff. Maybe you should ''go'' in a different direction. Maybe you're getting ''blanked'' because you're not going in the direction you should be going in.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You need to focus on more important things.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And- and that's another thing, I mean ya know, Kim could tell you more about the conversation we had, but uh- but she- she and I talked about that, but also like ya know, even during, even with, even - I have talked to my counselors in Piedmont, when I was working towards my CADD degree and certificate. It's like ya know, yeah sure they can help me get a job, and yadda yadda yadda... um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why didn't you let them?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...Yeah. I- it's jus- I- I have never been really sure what I wanted to go out for. I mean... I- I- ah-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [stutters]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Then you need to get back in school Chris! You need to do something. You're 27. You're- I mean yes, I know people are going to school, um older and older but, &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[laughs] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;come on! Isn't there anything you wanted to do even when you were little?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- I- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[frustrated stuttering] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm thinking about it! I'm mean I'm trying to- I'm ah- I'm ah- I'm trying to make- ah-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [stutters]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;C'mon, this is pathetic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm sorting all this out and I'm thinking about it, and I'm going to do- I'm going to do something. It takes time for me before I can - before I actually - but I AM doing something, you know. I submitted the application for Wal-Mart, and I'm going to do one for Target, and I'm going to do one for Ma-Donalds...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris. Remember when I said in other cultures you wouldn't survive? I mean come on. You need to take charge. I mean, you are an adult. You're gonna have to make snap judgments sometime. I mean y- I mean isn't there anything that you wanted to do when you were younger? I mean, even if it's something like making video games! You could probably do that!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I mean, that is one thing, but... I- that- that is one thing but...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I mean you already have some CADD stuff, you could learn how to program them and stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but unfortunately they don't teach that- those kinds of classes at like, uh, Piedmont. I'm not sure if there are any colleg- if there are any classes around here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Whatever! They have stuff online you can take, Chris! You have no excuse!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah but- yeah, I know, but I'm kinda reluctant on taking classes online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, okay, there's no but! You either don't have an excuse, or you do have an excuse!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, fine, I don't have an excuse. But... so many options, I'm not sure- I'm not sure wha- I'm just not sure where to ''begin''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' A lot of people are. Why don't you go talk to um, I mean if you can't go to PVCC, why don't you go to someplace else that's closer? Um, or why don't you go somewhere in D.C.? I mean... it would be easy for you to get housing. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause, Chris sighs] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Why don't you take a couple different classes and see? Or, or I mean, I bet you don't even research this sh- stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I have- I did- I do research- I do researching ya know... I've tried- I've gone onto social security dot gov, website... but I don't... I... I cannot understand it, I...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Kacey talks over him]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, but I'm talking about school. Chris.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[tries to interrupt]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris! CHRIS! Listen to me! No! Listen to me! Do you not realize the opportunities you have? Do you not realize they will ''pay'' for your school? They will ''pay'' for your boarding? They will ''pay'' for your transportation? Do you know how much I would KILL for that going through school right now? And I'm going to have to go through med school! And you are just SITTING on your ass ''wasting'' that shit when the government will BEG you to take it! WHAT the hell?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I didn't even know I had those options and I'm not sure how to activate those options. I never learned!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Go to a school! Talk to a counselor there! Talk to an adviser there. Fill out your, F-A-F-S-A. I mean, come on. There's SO much that you could just reach out for and... Ugh! I mean like, you could do anything!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ah- Ah, hold up there... S-A-S-A?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Your FAFSA? Come on. The financial aid application? How do you NOT know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laugh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;about... I- I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cracks up]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- I- I do not know that. I've never even heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do you not hear ab- ...Are you serious?! It's financial aid! You- you- you went to college!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I've- I- I've heard- I've heard of financial aid but I never heard of S-A-S-A.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You haven't heard of a FAFSA? That- you HAD to have filled one out. I mean, did your parents pay for your college outright?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, my parents did pay for my college classes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Just go to a college. Just go to a financial aid office or just... Google-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|cO8Zd2SF8Vs&amp;amp;NR}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' -it. It's F-A-F-S-A. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris echoes, &amp;quot;F-A-F-S-A&amp;quot;] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;And it's so easy to do online. It so is. All you need are... you know what? You wouldn't even need much of anything 'cause you don't pay taxes so you don't have any W-2's or anything, or W-4's, so, pfft. And you're old enough to where your parents won't matter. So you could probably get - I mean you have no income and you're on disability, you - oh my God, they would pay for everything!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well I will look into that. That was S-A-F-S-A?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' F-A-F-S-A.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Hmm. Okay, what's the acronym stand for? That will help me understand better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Are you serious?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ya I'm serious.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It- it's just easier if you just Google that. I promise you. It- it's gonna come up. It- it's gonna be a dot gov site...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [snickers]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I will look- okay, I will look that up. And I will look into it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris. It's only five letters. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[laughing] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It- it's okay. Just- or just Google financial aid! That's going to be the FIRST thing that pops up on Google, I ''promise'' you!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay. Financial aid, I will Google that. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Kacey sighs] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;My computer's on the other room. I'll uh, go take care- I, uh, I will- I promise you I will go look into that right after we- right after we finish up here. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[long pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Kacey?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[short sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I wa- I mean, it was just kinda like, ya know, I wasn't sure you were there, you know, you just paused for a moment. But yeah, I promise you I will go look into everything-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm just frustrated, y'know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well... i-it's not your fault that I'm a little bit re- that I'm a little bit [[slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, but I mean like, this is stuff you should know. I mean this is- this is frustrating for me. I mean, like, I can understand ignorance, but I can't stand stupidity.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No I- no it's not stupi- no, it's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just- was dumb on the subject, I never learned about that sort of thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do you not if you go to school? Obviously, SOMEBODY must have talked about, &amp;quot;Hey, I got my financial aid!&amp;quot;, I mean, I'm pretty sure you could not go to college, and not even overhear somebody... talk about financial aid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- yeah- I've overheard- Yeah, I've overheard discussions of financial aid. But it was like, ya know, I was like picking my classes... and... and I just didn't- I just didn't- and my parents did not make a big deal about it, and I just... didn't...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well it's not up to your parents! It's not up to your parents to make a big deal about it. It's up to YOU to grab your future!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sound of distress] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...Yeah, it is up to me, ahh... there is a lot for me to think about. Yeah, but I wa- but I will Google financial aid and I will, I will, uh, research that. Hm... And then- make it- make it- mmm, sort out what I really would like to do, and... mmm, do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Damn incoming ca- !&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [audio warps]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sounding tired] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[indistinctly] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I think I might have touched a thing, wait. Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, are you still there?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm here.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I had an incoming call from a- from some 404, 67-something... it was a long number, obviously long distance... it was like...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' 404?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No... four- f- four-four... uh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay you- Hold on hold on, tell me it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I don't know, it's like, four four- something. Hm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um, no, go ahead and look up-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It- it- anyway. Anyway. Anyway, it was like an incoming, it was incoming, and it was like, it was interrupting you, bothering me, you know. I got an incoming call-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Was the 404 an area code?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh... it was like 447. I think... I don't, I'm not- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[audio warps] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-that might not be correct.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, there's a big difference between that and...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [trails off]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ehh. Well never mind, never mind the phone number, the point was, i- it- the call was incoming while I was talking to you, and it just makes a beep, to my, to the speaker on my cell phone. And it just bothered me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sounding excited] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Two new voicemail! Shaddup, phooone, I'm talking to my- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-talkin' to Kacey here. Dang phone, right? I mean, I'm sure you've had problems like that...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're talking to your ''what''?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm talkin' to- Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, you said, &amp;quot;I'm talking to my ____&amp;quot; -you're talking to your what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [sounding defeated] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I- I'm talking to my ''friend''.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[in a small voice] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Just making sure.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, you have the right. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, yeah- I wi- I will, uh- yeah. I will... stay on track, Googling financial aid after we finish up here.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean, you need to- you need to trust me on this. I mean, I'm not gonna- make you lose your tugboat. Not- not that I approve of it! Just to let you know, I mean, I think it's great to help get people in the right ''direction'', but you can't be on it for the rest of your life. I mean, you've already been on it what, since you've been eighteen? That, that's kind of pathetic, Chris. I mean, I'm- I'm ''paying'' for you to sit around and do nothing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[confused] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Um... yeah wait a minute, paying for it when I was eight- no wait a, wha- what- What about paying for it when I was eighteen, from eighteen?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm a taxpayer. My money goes ''towards'' that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, before that. You said something about, uh, something happening when I was eighteen?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You- you've been on this since you were eighteen, correct?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, the social security. Um... uhhh, yeah but the money was going to my parents, and uh, they did not redirect it to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It's still coming out of my paycheck.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It was not redirected to me until after- I think I was like 23, something like that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...What was that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do not think they redirected it toward, redirected the money towards me until after I turned 23.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I thought that your money still went to your dad.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah... the ma- I mean, it's like you know, they- uh, yeah, they had me on the disability since I was born, and my- and the checks were going to my mother and my father. And then-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Wait, since you were born?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well, maybe since I was diagnosed with [[autism]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I was about to say, 'cause, you- you can't just tell a child has autism once they're ''born''!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stammering] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Okay well, I'm sorry, I got my- I got mixed up, I- I'm trying- I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's conflicting!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I got mixed up, I'm sorry. But anyway, uh, since I was diagnosed with autism-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do you get that mixed up?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stress sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I don't- I'm trying- I'm gathering- okay, my mouth is going faster than my brain.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[cynical laugh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Aha.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [another pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I'm sure that's happened to you, you know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um. I don't know, I pretty much think before I speak sometimes, like, unless I get really, really, really angry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [oddly echoing]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, I'm pretty much in control of myself, I am... I AM in my late twenties, I have learned how to do this since I was like, eight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I've learned how to, uh, control my speech as well, I mean like, my brain... where it can, [[Chris and English|think with my mouth]]. It's like, you know, when I'm feeling - frustrated or confused, I tend to, uh, lose control. And, get con- and, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I thought you said you were way more in control of stuff. Y- you just told me that yesterday.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I - yeah - I am more in control. 'Cause, I have to- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[long pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;...Yeah. ...Mmfh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I- I don't know. Just sometimes you make this really hard. It- it really does. Because you are my friend, and I hate to see one of my friends do this to themselves.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I- I- I- Okay- okay- Yeah, okay, I understand. I'm being difficult to read. And I'm sorry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It- it's nothing about you being difficult to read, it's just that I really don't think you're going to do anything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm going-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I- No! You're actually being fairly easy to read.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm going to do- I'm going to do it. I'm serious.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, I hope you are.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I will.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [long pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Anyway, getting back - lemme - getting back to, uh, my discussion with Kim earlier. Um... yeah, she pretty much encouraged me to get a job as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [something indistinct]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Good. I'm glad she did.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Or, uh, Or- or getting- or- or try getting classes, or financial aid, all that, You know. Even to - move out of my house, and she's like - I tell her- I told her in the... streamline? From one memory to another? ...About the- situation in my head? Where often I'm like, blank-minded? And I get confused, a bit... along with that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And, uh... at points she did make it clear, like, where I should begin? Like firstly, she said I should get a job, and then look at prices of an apartment, or housing? And then consider the bi- consider the, uh, the electricity, the uh, uh, water, the inter- the uh, wireless internet, the cable, all that. And then, I was like, blank-minded, and I was like- that went over my head, but still, I mean, yeah, that's a lot for me to consider.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, that is something to consider, but I mean, if you do move out on your own, are you willing to give up some of those things? Like, are you willing to have regular cable instead of digital cable? If it saves you a few bucks?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 3==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Zt7OrT5-f4U&amp;amp;NR}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Yo-you just can't impulse buy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... yeah... I'm trying to- I'm- I've been working on controlling my impulse as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[over Chris] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;That's good, cause you really need to. I- I think you really need to, cause you can't spend hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Um... yeah. I don't spend- I- I- That would be an exaggeration right there, spending hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You said two thousand dollars, and the PS3 hasn't been around that long. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[chuckle]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': It's been around for over two years. But anyway, yeah, hundreds a week that IS an exaggeration.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs?]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I've actually had mine since like March 2007.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but anyway, I- I don't- anyway, if I spend money on the PlayStation Network, it wouldn't be any more than 5-10 dollars a week.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Well, I mean, it's not just, you know, your PSN stuff. I'm pretty sure you buy actual games. Uh, you know, so I mean that's gotta add up. I mean if you uh-only have 2000 on your PSN, imagine how much you've been buying for uh, like things like the Wii, and things for your PS3, like, you know, guitar hero controllers and the actual games and stuff. I mean, y-you probably spent m- uh- you if you spend just as much on those things on your PSN, that's $4000 in a year or two. That's ridiculous.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sheepishly]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I can see that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Th-that's pathetic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Hm... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[long pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Um... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[another long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, you know, that's a down payment on a car, Chris. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[frustrated chuckle]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Okay, I guess you're right, I guess that is pathetic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Tch, you're damn straight it is!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Eehh, but for the record though. Most of the- when I buy [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads|stuff]] on PlayStation Network, it's mostly like, you know, addons for Guitar Hero or LittleBigPlanet. Or addons fo-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': But that's where they get you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Well, for- or addons for the games I do have. I've- I actually am up-to-date on my add-ons for Burnout Paradise, by the way. I uhh... yeah I don't buy new games at like [[GameStop]], or used games at GameStop. The game disks, as much as I do the uh, add-ons.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': But still, you have- I mean, just to even get the add-ons, you have to actually have to have the game.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but still. I mean that saves me- that saves me trips to the GameStop to go buy a new game.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Games are expensive Chris! I know how expensive games are. You can rack up that much easily by getting less you know, than you do on the PSN. All it takes is a three games and look! There goes almost two hundred dollars. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Skype sound]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Hm... now that is an exaggeration right there. I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': They're like $60 each. Three games would be $180.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but then you wait a while and then they go down to like 20 or... 30 or 20.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That's a long wait, before they go to 20. That's a very, very long wait.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... that is quite a long wait. But still, patience is kinda worth it. I mean- I mean sure. You're looking forward to giving me uh- the new Ratchet and Clank game. It's like you can't even- you can't afford it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[interrupts] Yeah, but I mean. I don't think you're that patient with video games, Chris. Cause I mean, like. You're always- I mean come on! You've got most of this stuff like, brand new, like uh, you're already telling me that you've already put money down at GameStop, so you can't tell me that you're not buying new games at GameStop. You're doing that with the new Guitar Hero. You've- you- you- you know you do that. Don't lie to me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[stammering desperately]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I know, I- Ok, I'm not... Ok, yeah, you're right. I do do that, with [[Guitar Hero]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Then why are you lying to me? I mean, I hate stupid lies the most. What the hell Chris?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Okay, think about it this- okay, you're starti- okay, say you started with Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA genesis, then you wanna go out and buy&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[frustrated]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; What does that have to do lying stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Oh, okay, okay. Okay, scratch that. I mean to say, like &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the US service since the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; It does not bother me... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs again]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Okay, it bothers me a bit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Chris, that's addiction. You know that right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but... It's not like a...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Chris, an addiction is anything that produces withdrawal symptoms. It does not need to be something that is bad or horrible. It is- it's just... what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Hmm... I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That- That's simple psychology Chris. That's something you should know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Actually, I did not know that. I'm quite- I'm serious when I say that. I did not know that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I can't believe you didn't even take most- you know, simple prereqs in college.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Um... pre-REPS?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Prerequisites? Chris! How do you not know about college stuff, but you have a degree?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Uhh, if I took prerequisites- if I took prerequisites that was in... years ago back in 2000. And it's not like I can remember a small detail like that. I mean, it's-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[freaking out]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; That's not a small detail! Tha- that's college! What?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Well, my parents did not make a big deal about it when they helped me get into college.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': It doesn't matter- No no no no! Prereqs are not... it- they are not through your parents. They're through the college, just... I mean I... can't buy that you got a serious degree without having to do serious prereqs like that. What did you say you... I- I don't know. Whatever!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I think you mean Comput- I think you're looking for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Or CADD.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, how many years is the degree?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It was a [[CADD|four-year degree]], but I ended up earning-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': How did you get a four-year degree without any prereqs like that? How?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I sure I- I'm sure I probably took prerequisites, but I did not realize that that's what they were called... I did not know that- that they were called that word-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You- You had nothing to do with any of your schooling beside showing up, did you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Showing up and doing my [[Love_Quest#Conflict_with_Mary_Lee_Walsh|hard]] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh#Mary_Lee_Walsh_in_Sonichu|work]]!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Hard work?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I- I did my work to the fullest of my energy. Every single- every single screenshot from the uh... gettin' in front of the computer, working towards- working on the projects for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design on the- and all that. Even then, when I fully designed the [[CWCville shopping mall]]. Both stories, all the stores, and the mayor's office. One step at a time. Every single click, every single detail. It's all... burned in my photographic memory&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, then why can't you put that energy into getting a job or getting a better degree? Haven't you ever thought of getting your masters? Or anything like that? I mean- I mean, do you even remember anything from school? Besides that mall?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I remember a lot of things from school.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Like what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[really long pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I do remember that I had to- er- I had to take the certain amount of classes. I had to take a physical education class and art classes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You had to take a physical education class in college?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I took two actually. Tennis and ice skating.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[surprised]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I think I told you about the ice skating. That- that was- that &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[indecipherable]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I- I heard- you told me you went ice skating. But I didn't know that was a college course. I mean, I'm sorry. I am not paying college money to go fucking ice skating! I'm sorry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I mean, that's the first time I ever learned to skate, of any sort. Even though I tried roller skating on my s- on my own one time, I just end up- I just kept falling. I didn't get much done out of that. But-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 4==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt_mEAPx6nI|Kacey Call 5, Part 4]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Yeah, roller skating's like, way easier than ice skating or rollerblading.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, unfort- yeah, I rephrase that. I mean, uh- I did not have roller skates. I had roller blades.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Roller skating and rollerblading are two totally different things. You know that, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, well I mean. When I want to learn how to roller skate, I just thought, you know, they have- cause they have- they're- they got the wheels on the bottom.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[migraine sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Okay...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interjecting more]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; But that was so many years ago.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, do you remember anything substantial from school. Besides you made a mall and... you made a mall.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I remember... taking my accounting classes for the first major I picked out. Even though I was confused, and lost, when I was- when I picked it out. And can't say any more cause I told her about that fresh from my memory. I talked with her earlier tonight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Why don't you go back into accounting? It's really not that bad of a job. It's not like you'd be getting a degree in philosophy or something.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I don't even remember- I- I don't even remember if it really was an accounting degree, I think it was something else. Something like marketing or something. But then, years later, my father and I talk to my- talked to my couns- talked to my counselor- my guidance counselor. Eh, yeah. 2002, something like that. Anyway, turns out there were not as many jobs that that degree could get me, and uh, then there were more jobs available for Computer Aided Drafting and Design, so my father encouraged me to switch over because-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Well obviously that's done you a lot of good. Cause you're not getting those jobs. You can't even find them. You can't even google them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Because I was- Because I'm very avid with computers that's why- and then I made the switch, and I just did, I agree with that-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Apparently you're not very adept at computers if you can't even google something.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I can google things!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Then why don't you do it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I'm going to google the financial aid. And look for the S-A-F-S-A, F-A-S-A...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': The FAFSA. That's-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I remembered that! And I'm going to do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause then sigh]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Anyway, yeah. Anyway yeah, switch- it was a major switch, but yeah, at least the credits are transferable. And also I do remember something from my accounting class. You know, the first in first out method-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You do know that if you already used credits towards a degree they don't count, right? Like, you're gonna to have to start over.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Wait, what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You can't transfer them. They've already gone towards a degree. Chris, seriously!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': This is like- this is like years ago. And those credits did transfer from my &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[unintelligible]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; major to my next major.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupting]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Ok ok ok ok. Chris, Chris. How long have you been out of school?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I would say over three years now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Then most of your stuff isn't gonna mean crap anyway. The classes expire. They will make you take them over. That's a problem I'm going through right now. You're probably not gonna be able to transfer anything. You're gonna have to start over.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; But I've already got the degree and the certificate.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Doesn't matter, then that's over! E-e- I mean, some things are just not transferable. I- I can't believe that you do not know how this works.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I was pretty much there to learn what was going on during the time and... yeah, my father did most of the bra- most of the brain- most of the brainwork there. I was just mostly- um- I was- I mean- it- in 2000-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': So what? You're gonna let them do that for the rest of your life? You need to know things. You need to be informed. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris sighs]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I-I- It's up to your brainwork. I- It's- You might as well have never gone to college. Look at you!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, but at least I went to college and I earned a degree.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': It doesn't matter! No, no! Ok, I think people who go to college and waste their degree and waste their potential are way worse than people who never went to college and have hard work, and they have jobs, and they pay on their own. You can not act like you're better than people just because you went to college and did some crappy degree. I mean you- No, no! Even when I was working and not in college, I was still doing way more than you were!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': You know, there are a lot of people who actually have earned their degrees, and get their &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupted]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; other things as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[interrupts]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; And you're not one of them, it doesn't matter! You're not even using it, you might as well not have it. What's the point of having it if you're not gonna use it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I will be using it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Now you're not. Y- You won't even figure out how to- Chris, you- Ugh! Your resume is full of Sonichu and Rosechu! It has- you haven't even mentioned your degree!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I did, under the educational references.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': What does that have to do with anything. You need to have priorities. Your CADD degree has nothing to do with Sonichu and Rosechu.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': It allowed me to design the buildings and fro- get a better scale- and better- and get a better perspective.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You do not need a CADD degree to be a comic artist! It- it- it is worthless. You are wasting your degree. You are pissing on it. You might as well wipe your ass with it!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': That was uncalled for.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That is NOT uncalled for. You are wasting it. This makes me so angry! You don't know- I am so big into education and knowledge and all this stuff, and you have so many resources, things that I will kill for. And I mean... doing your art on paper is different than drawing on a computer. You're not using a tablet or anything like that to make Rosechu and Sonichu, and even then, even the buildings, that's not even CADD work. I-I- I don't know what to say, I'm just so angry!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I don't know what to say either. I'm speechless.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': That's the problem!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I don't know a lot of things, that's the problem.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, if you wanna be a comic artist, get an art degree. Go to art school. There are art institutes everywhere.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sigh]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah, I guess so (on the priority?)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': If you think you're as good as you think you are, you- they will accept you right away. Make a portfolio for art school. Take online classes. Why don't you at least google portfolios for art schooling, and you're gonna have to have more than Sonichu and Rosechu in there. They're gonna want some still lifes and real lifes too. But if you &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Chris tries to interrupt]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-okay, if you want to go the Sonichu and Rosechu route, you're gonna have to make this. You're gonna have to do that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[sighs very quietly]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Also sighs]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I mean... I just don't know. I mean, people just aren't gonna do this stuff for you. And if they do, they shouldn't, because they're- they're only hurting you. You have to stand on your own two feet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... and you said financial aid can help me get housing and uh,&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop [[Ducks|sucking on]]- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I understand... I understand that. And yet I still- (spent time) at the Social Security office, into and addition to uh- in addition to the job thing. And I appreciate you doing your research for me. And I- I've kept that in my memory as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 5==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doe7eErlAC8|Kacey Call 5, Part 5]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Well, I hope you actually use it. Maybe I'll e-mail you the web sites.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': If you have any questions, you call the number that's on there. Or you can even ask me, but I'm not gonna do the whole thing for you. You have to do this. Kim's not gonna do this for you either.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I understand.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I mean, and especially with this trial work period. Let's say that they allow you to make as much as your monthly payments. That would be like, what $1,600 a month. You could put 800 of that away and you- you know, it's extra. You could- I mean, you- you have so much, and it pisses me off because I wish I could take it and be like, &amp;quot;You know what? I know how to use this, and I will.&amp;quot; You know, give it to someone more deserving.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, I wish I had your knowledge.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I had to fight for this knowledge. Nobody helped me. That's why I'm doing this so late. You're gonna have to do it too, before it's too late. I mean, I earned my knowledge.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... I'm gonna do it too- I'm going- I'm going to earn my knowledge. And-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': You can't have these stress days. You can't have these mental rest days. You're- You're going to have to work hard at it hard; every day, every second of your life.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah... I get it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I hope you do, I really do. Because I don't want to see one of my friends fall so f- hard.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': I understand. I appreciate your concern.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[pause]&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; I hope I've given you a lot to think about, but I'm gonna go ahead and go. Cause I have to work and- you know, and I have homework and stuff. I'll try to call you tomorrow.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Okay. I understand if you won't be able to. But you know-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': I'll- I'll e-mail you at least. Okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah, all right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, I'll let you know if I can or not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': And I'll- I'll google the financial aid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, good, good. Now remember it's not- it's nothing wrong for asking for little help, but don't let people do everything for you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey''': Okay, all right, bye.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''': All right, stay safe. Bye &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[hangs up]&lt;br /&gt;
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