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The High School Story

2010-07-16T18:55:31Z

Qorgyle:

'''''The High School Story''''' is a piece of alternate reality fiction [[Chris]] authored on the [[CWCipedia]] as part of his backstory for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

[[Image:carrie.jpg|thumb| Terrah LeAnne Yowman: ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL!]]
==Summary==
In it, Chris creates another [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]] persona, Terrah LeAnne Yowman (one [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|gender-flipped Mary Sue]] wasn't enough for Chris), a [[Autism|high-functioning autistic young lady]] with psychic powers. She is accused of being a [[homo|lesbian]] even though she is STRAIGHT, and all because she has more guy friends than girl friends. Anybody calling her out on this is beaten the hell out of by a nearby mind-controlled homophobe, which is a perfectly responsible use of supernatural power. With little transition beyond establishing a [[Gal-pal|guy-pal]] with a suspiciously feminine name, Chris retells the story of his [[Manchester High School#Seinor Prom|seinor [sic] prom]] inexplicably fused with [[Manchester High School#Graduation|his graduation]].

Like in the real life high school graduation, Terrah is snubbed for awards despite the [[Honor_roll#Chris' award winning art work|awesomeness]] of her artwork. The reasonable thing for her to do is throw a hissy fit about it while exploding the high school. A pity that her guy-friend was going to propose to her after the promduation. Now she must wander the halls eternally drawing a hideous, mutant abomination 'pon the empty walls and kill time until [[Mary Lee Walsh]] ghostbusts her ass. How there even ''are'' halls for her to haunt is a bit of a mystery, since she annihilates the entire fucking building with her [[Chris and Anger|Hissy Fit]].

{{quote|PRAISE MY CREATIVITY!|Terrah LeAnne Yowman, AND NOT CHRIS AT HIS GRADUATION}}

Chris, as always, fails to understand differences in gender relations and perception in society, as while a man who hangs out with a lot of women as strictly friends will get called gay, a woman who hangs out with a lot of guys is more likely to be called a tease or a tomboy. The only reasonable interaction in the story—a boy proposing to a girl on prom night, which is a melodramatic cliche but still happens in real life once in a while—is soured when one realizes "Tippansten" is meant to be [[Tiffany Gowen|a girl]] Chris knew from high school, which means he also still wants a [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|heroine fresh from the shop]] to rescue him from a world that doesn't appreciate his "art."

Perhaps this desire to be rescued is what prompted him to try out the gender-flip itself, as well: in heterosexual romantic relationships, it's generally the guy who is expected to initiate things by asking the girl out. Chris, however, given his [[Noviophobia]], the dreaded [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], and having never had to work for anything in his life, would prefer to take the passive role. Therefore he creates a female alter ego, for whom this passivity will hopefully be seen as more acceptable. Sadly, Terrah [[fail]]s just as badly as Chris did, and, just like he probably will, dies a [[virgin with rage]].

This story also confirms that Chris has not even a slight grasp of names, and can't name for shit. (Seriously, [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]]? And now ''Tippansten''? ''Yowman''? And a raccoon cheerleader named Francine ''StripeCheer?'')

Francine StripeCheer is an analogue to [[Bionic]], not [[Sonichu]]. Notice how Bionic the basketball-playing hedgehog was turned into a cheerleading raccoon, as Chris is far too sexist to have a girl playing a real sport.

You may be wondering if Chris [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripped this off]] from Stephen King's ''[[Wikipedia:Carrie (novel)|Carrie]]''. It has been suggested that Chris is too sheltered to have read the novel; however, it is likely that Chris has seen the movie adaptation of it. By no coincidence, the movie ''Carrie'' appeared in Chris' Netflix queue before he wrote this story. Considering how Chris can equate the death of his [[Patti Chandler|dog]] to the death of a [[Ryan Cash|human being]], it's easy to think he would consider not getting his stupid little awards exactly as bad (if not worse) than having pig's blood dumped on him.

Also, Tippanston has a wedding ring when it really should be an engagement ring.

==Text==
{{Quotebox|The High School used to be the respectable school, known as [[Manchester High School|Menchi-Nasu High]]. It was left behind and abandoned, because of lack of funds for that one school. Then the students left, and the "students" bummed around. There was an accident that happened at a [[Manchester_High_School#Seinor_Prom|Seinor Prom]] in [[1999]]; a [[autism|High-Functioning Autistic]] individual with Psychic Powers, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Terrah LeAnne Yowman]], roamed the halls with growing social outreachings; she had a number of good guy-pals, and a few [[gal-pals]]. She was constantly ridiculed with being labeled a [[homos|Lesbian]], because she hung out with MORE DUDES Mutually.

She felt angry when she heard "Lesbian"; when called that, she would leave the bully [[The Creepy Stare|an intimidating glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a Strong, Straight Homophobe would attack that bully with No Mercy; beat the crap out of that person.

Come her Seinor Prom in 1999, she asked her Best Guy-Pal, [[Tiffany Gowen|Tippanston Gowen]], to the Prom. And even though she felt nervous at first, he asked her to dance. She replied, "I have two left-feet." Still, he took her hand, and danced the night with her. She was most happy and in peace. Then after the last dance, he kissed her long and good. If she was still alive today, she would have been anxiously waiting for the 2009 Reunion to return the favor of Gowen offering the Strong Autistic individual the best night of their life at the Prom.

Now, Terrah was a [[lie|Great]] Artist, as she was well-known and well-praised in the number of Art Classes she took at Menchi-Nasu High.

Following the last dance, they had the [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|Seinor Awards Ceremony]]; ALL the students stayed until the FINAL END of that night. Terrah got a Star-Pin for her Good Grades; that was the ONLY AWARD she would receive that night. She anxously awaited Awards for her Inspiring, Creative Artwork she had Hand-Painted, Carved, Molded, Drawn and all Media Taught to her, yet she received NO AWARDS FOR HER CREATIVITY. She felt distraught even when called out the passing of the ART AWARDS; Her Name was NOT SAID at all.

Only Few Left early enough to tell the tale, but AFTER the final award was passed, and during the FINAL DANCE, she was beside herself; feeling alone. In her Furious Rage in not being appreciated Creatively EVEN ONCE, she concentrated ALL HER PSYCHIC POWERS, SHOUTED "PRAISE MY CREATIVITY!", then a NOVA FLASH beamed from the Prom location, seen from as far as a Hundred Miles away. All that remained was Total Silence, Terrah's gown and Star Pin, and just nearby the gown, Tippanston's Dress Jacket, with a Wedding Ring in a box, and engraved in it, "To Terrah, My Sweetest, Most Creative Woman Ever. I Love You." Tippanston wanted to wait till he had brought her back home to propose, but sadly, he died with her that night.

Since then, Terrah haunted the halls of Menchi-Nasu High, drawing the Cheerleader Raccoon Character, [[Bionic|Francine StripeCheer]], she had created from her freshman year as Varsity Cheerleader Manager. }}

==tl;dr==
Chris cannot move on from high school.

==The same thing, in fan comic form==
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==Fan videos==

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| name = Dramatic Reading of The High School Story
| video = {{#ev:youtube|R88HlvfLXB4}}
| Stardate = 28 January 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/manwithoutabody manwithoutabody]
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| Other Info = Apologies to Howard Shore.
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==See also:==
*[[Fan:Fan Comic 1]]

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Chris's room (14 Branchland Court)

2010-07-16T18:52:05Z

Qorgyle:

[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|There is no escape, YOUNG LADY.|thumb|200px]]

The dragon's lair. [[Chris]] has spent most of his life in '''his room'''. Since being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|the college]], the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] and the [[The Game Place|Pokémon league]], he leaves his room regularly only for [[church]] and more recently [[Fridays After Five]], with the odd [[Chris's Big Night Out|notable exception]].

==Overview==
[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg|200px|thumb|A rough map of the Chris's room]]

Chris's bedroom is on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]], with two windows on the northwest wall and a smaller window (covered by [[The Wall of Originals]]) on the northeast wall. Based on Chris's [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]] of his house, his cluttered room is actually spotless compared to the rest of the house, another reason why Chris may spend so much time holed up in his sanctuary.

Just like [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] is pretty much the picture that sums up Chris's mind, his room — like most bedrooms — also sums up quite nicely a lot of the awful things about Chris:
* His incredible attachment to material possessions, as evidenced by the massive amounts of clutter.
* His also-incredible laziness, as evidenced by the large amounts of disorganized clutter on the floor, bed and couch.
* In contrast, notice the careful and orderly arrangement of his [[video games]], DVDs, [[trading cards]], posters and toys: evidence of how they rank on his list of priorities when compared to serious stuff like work, education, human relationships or personal development.
* [[Megan]]'s shrine, the definite and unquestionable proof of Chris's obsession with the only person that has ever been friendly to him.
* The notoriously high presence of [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and other franchises aimed at 8-12 year old kids — or in other words, people of the same mental and emotional age as Chris.
* Also, the prominent presence of [[Transformers]], held by Chris as a symbol of manliness, are one more proof of Chris's fear of becoming a [[homo]].
* The fact that most of his possessions are toys or video games — that is, things he can absolutely control, that always do what he wants, basically the wet dream of a manipulator.
*He also shows extreme hoarding behavior (he picks stuff up automatically and carries it to his room). Hoarders like Chris are usually either elderly, formerly abused children, or autistic. Since Chris insists he's autistic its probably safe to say that he hoards as a coping mechanism.
* Finally, the fact that Chris retreats to his room whenever he feels the slightest bit of [[stress]], his refusal to discard his detritus, and the fact that Chris has his own imaginary world called [[Cwcville]], could possibly mean that Chris's toys, which he claims to play with for 2 to 3 hours a day,<ref>[[Mailbag_25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day|Mailbag 25]]</ref> are like a physical, earthly extension of his own imaginary world, thus infusing him with a sense of safety and comfort.

In [[February 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] forced Chris to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|clean up his room a bit]].

Only two persons are known to have ventured into the cesspool Chris calls his room: [[Bob Chandler]], as exposed in a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|leaked video]] and an [[Troll|unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video. One animal, [[Kitty Chandler]], was shown in Chris's room in [[20 December 2009|another video]].

In some daytime videos, there is a strange green hue. It is possible that it was an issue of camera quality, but it could also be [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|noxious gasses]] made by the mutated combination of [[AXE|Axe Body Spray]] and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Chris' own stench.]]

==Images from the Pits of Hell==
[[Image:Panorama.jpg|A panoramic view of Chris's room.|thumb|center|666px]]

These images are arranged beginning at the northeastern wall of the room, going counter-clockwise. Not included here are photographs of the southeastern wall and east corner.

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Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 1.jpg|[[April 2000]], as Chris was moving back in from [[Richmond]].
Image:0821-EP12-5P6-5.jpg|Northeastern wall, near north corner. [[The Wall of Originals|A sheet of his homemade Pokémon cards]] covers the window.
Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|North corner
Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|Northwestern wall near the north corner. The air conditioner on the left here can be seen in the upper left corner of the front of his house.
Image:0824-EP12-5P6-9.jpg|Northwestern wall near the west corner
Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|West corner. The bookshelf on the right is the [[Megan shrine]].
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|Southwestern wall. The closet doors are behind the shelves of video games. It's not clear how Chris can access the contents of the closet, assuming he ever does.
Image:0827-EP12-5P6-6.jpg|South corner. The door leads out of the room into the hallway. The [[Attraction Sign]] can be seen hanging on the back of the door. In [[Sonichu 6]], the portal leading to CWCville appears where the Dance Dance Revolution mat is hanging. To add the finishing touch of [[fail]], there is a Bubsy game on the shelf.
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==See also==
*[[14 Branchland Court]]
*[[Megan Shrine]]
*[[Ruckersville, VA]]

==References==

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