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Talk:EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW

2010-08-27T13:01:08Z

RTBHBX:

I am transcribing this BITCH. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:14, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Fucking done. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:21, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Ahahahaha, Chris is going to organize the high school reunion by himself. This is awesome as it is, but we can't let this opportunity to troll him go by. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 01:18, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

How do we know that a reunion has already been organised, and that Chris was not invited? [[User:Sorrid Snake|Sorrid Snake]] 01:29, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

oh, i did some digging around. i don't have it on me, but i'm 95% sure there was one planned. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:30, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

I think the single funniest thing in this video is that Chris implies he thinks the reason he cant break into the video game industry is because of trolls working for Nintendo. Also, i'm pretty sure he wants a reunion so he can hook up, I'd imagine the last women willing to associated with him were in highschool. Also, I dunno what to do with this, do whatever if you want, just doodling.[[File:Names.PNG|thumb|center]] [[User:Pinefresh|Pinefresh]] 02:40, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Need any on scene reporters for this shit. I don't live that far away from Manchester High.[[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 05:23, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

== Side note. ==

One interesting thing I noticed while transcribing this BITCH. Chris repeats his number for emphasis- does he think YouTube is live? Like live TV? He seems to do almost all of his videos 'on the first take', mistakes included, so this would seem plausible. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:20, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:*It's because doing multiple takes and editing is SO HARD and WAY TOO MUCH WORK. Also one take is much more TRUE and HONEST. Someone gets into it somewhere on the CWCki, but I forget where.--[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 06:01, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

== Transcribing his shit english? ==

We all know Chris can't present himself verbally, but it's getting to the point where it can be difficult to follow the transcription for his videos since they seem to be written out fairly close to verbatim to his actual speech. Since the transcribing seems to be done by a small group of people (thanks for that, by the way) it's fairly consistent, but even so, should there be some kind of guideline written up for it? Such as what mispronounciations should be included, what stuttering to include, that sort of thing?

:*First of all, sign your posts (it's just <nowiki>--~~~~</nowiki> at the end of your post). Secondly, some videos are transcribed like that- I transcribed part of Mumble 6 that way, mainly because it was Chris and Julie cybering and I really didn't need to go over and over that just to make sure I got every bit of his spastic stuttering correct. Speaking personally, I prefer to make the transcription as faithful as possible- including stuttering and mistakes. I believe that's the most 'faithful' way to render articles where Chris speaks, including this one. That's one of the perks about being a transcriber- you get to pick your style. If the inclusion of the stuttering (etc) really annoys you, the only thing I can suggest is to take a stab at the vast library of untranscribed audio we have available and transcribe it to your liking. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:24, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T04:38:55Z

RTBHBX: Hurrdurr I'm a massive tard. Also, adding youtube link.

On 10 [[August 2010]], Matthew Noble, a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee, called [[Bob Chandler]] and discussed [[Chris's]] encounter with [[Michael Snyder]] in [[June 2010]].

==Transcript==
'''Bob:''' Hello? 
'''Matthew:''' Uh, hello, is this Robert Chandler? 
'''Bob:''' Yes? 
'''Matthew:''' Hello? 
'''Bob:''' Who is this? 
'''Matthew:''' Hi, hi, Mr. Chandler. Hi, my name is, uh, Matthew Noble, I think you just tried to call me back, I think I left you a message? 
'''Bob:''' Y-yes, what-what's your problem? 
'''Matthew:''' Well um, actually um I wanted to talk to you about something. Um, I'm an employee at the GAMe PLACe. Uh, I apologize for calling you so long after the incident occurred but, uh, given your son's continued harassment of our store I felt we needed to speak to you- 
'''Bob:''' The uh- the gaming place now? Uhh... 
'''Matthew:''' The GAMe PLACe. 
'''Bob:''' This place down town? By the Omni? 
'''Matthew:''' Correct. Correct. 
'''Bob:''' Ok... Ok... Now what's- What's- What's the problem? 
'''Matthew:''' Well um, I'm sure you're aware of uh, the little incident your son ah, Christian had when he came to our store early in June. Um, when he attempted to ge- 
'''Bob:''' I didn't know he had been to your store early in June. I knew he- 
'''Matthew:''' Oh, you were unaware of- 
'''Bob:''' He- I knew he, uh, had some, a lot of problems with you people several years ago. [Matthew attempts to answer, Bob continues over him] 
'''Matthew''' [Interrupted]: Well, uh, what happened was 
'''Bob''' [Continuing]: When you basically kicked him out and everything else for no reason of his own 
'''Barb:''' [In the background]: And his mother. 
'''Bob:''' And his mother. And everybody else I don’t really like your place, now what’s it gon- I didn't know he'd been there in June now tell me about this. 
'''Matthew:''' Well basically what happened was he came in, he wanted to talk to our manager, Mike, about getting himself unbanned um, Mike refused to speak with him about the matter 
'''Bob:''' Well I think that's the Mike that threw him out. Mike's been persecuting him for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In Madison or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it. Now what happened in June? [Barb, inaudible] 
'''Matthew''' [Interrupted several times]: Well, Sir the point is that- Sir, I... Sir. Well after he left, uh, when he couldn't get himself unbanned, he came back several days later and was taking pictures of people in the store- 
'''Bob:''' Well that's not illegal! 
'''Matthew:''' Um, one of the patrons... He... Some people felt that he was threatening them, to be honest. One woman said that he was taking pictures of her son. I don't know if that's true or not, but uh, Mike was there and he became angry and called the police because your son was trespassing 
'''Bob:''' Well he hadn't told them he- didn't come in there, it's a business place. Now, Mike, and Megan are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay, to persecute and torment Christian for years. Ok, I don't like Mike. I would like to talk to the owner of the store. I could really tell him about the people he employs there. Ok, I could tell him a lot. 
'''Barb''' [In the background]: Megan lied. 
'''Matthew:''' Sir... Well, regardless of that sir, I don't know about any of that all I know is that your son was banned from the store and he trespassed 
'''Bob''' [Talking over Matthew]: Well regardless of that, that all figures within to this stuff. That all figures into this stuff. It certainly shouldn't and what should- It certainly should- 
'''Matthew:''' Well that certainly- But I just called to- Sir I called to inform you- I called to inform you that even though the police came and made your son sign a trespassing notice that he continued to harass our store online. That's what I called to inform you of. 
'''Bob:''' Well he probably- People are harassing him from all over the world! Let me tell you something fella, you know what some damn crazy fools that I think started at your store with Megan, and Mike, and two or three more. You know what they just did a week ago? They just broke into his checking account, got his checking account numbers and routing numbers they- they broke into his Best Buy Mastercard number, and they stole his ID, and- and all of his uh... Password information they went into that Best Buy checking account trying to ruin his credit, and made a payoff on a check that had no funds in the checking account. Which got him a whole bunch uh- of of non-sufficient fund fees. Now this all transpired a week ago. Now I'm not going to listen to your petty stuff, ok? You have people including Mike, and I can tell you two more names, but I can't think of 'em right now but the third one is Megan. And I'm sure you've heard of Megan or know Megan, right there in the store. 
'''Matthew:''' I've heard about Megan. Sir, I don't understand why you're not concerned about your son trespassing 
'''Bob:''' They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! Ok? 
'''Matthew:''' This really has nothing to do with the GAMe PLACe, sir. I just called to inform you about your son trespassing. 
'''Bob:''' It has something to do with the GAMe PLACe because that's the pla- Well you're from the GAMe PLACe, right? 
'''Matthew:''' Sir, the GAMe PLACe didn't break into his bank accounts. I don't know why you're telling me about this. 
'''Bob:''' Well, we think that people that come to your place do, including one of your employees named Mike. 
'''Matthew:''' Well, we don't control all of our customers. 
'''Bob:''' Including one of your employees named Mike. Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood! 
'''Matthew:''' I kind of doubt that Mike himself is the guy that broke into your son's account. I kind of doubt that, sir. I just called to inform you that your son trespassed. Sir, your son was banned from the store and he came back and [Inaudible] 
'''Bob:''' No but he and Megan and that group- Fine! Send us a letter! Send us a letter! Send me a letter, sir! Ok? I don't know who you are. Do you work for the store? 
'''Matthew:''' Well I know tha- I overheard that the police, when he was talking to the police I overheard him say that he was very adamant that he didn't want you to be told about this. He wanted his- said something about his counselor. 
'''Bob:''' Well- Do you work for the store? 
'''Matthew:''' Yes I do sir. 
'''Bob:''' Do you work for the store? Can you answer the question? 
'''Matthew:''' I just said that I do, sir. 
'''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? 
'''Matthew:''' W-What question sir? I missed your question, sir. 
'''Bob:''' Do you work for the GAMe PLACe? 
'''Matthew:''' I just answered that, sir. 
'''Bob:''' No you didn't. Do you work for the GAMe PLACe? 
'''Matthew:''' I said, "Yes I do, sir." I answered that three times in a row. 
'''Bob:''' Ok, what is your position at the GAMe PLACe? 
'''Matthew:''' I'm an employee of theirs, sir. I'm a supervisor. 
'''Bob:''' You're a supervisor. Now what does that exactly mean? That mean you're a shift manager? 
'''Matthew:''' Yes. 
'''Bob:''' Yes, ok. Now, will you tell me the owner's name, or do I have to subpoena it? 
'''Matthew:''' Sir [sigh] look, I- honestly I'm getting a little tired of this sir. I'm just calling to inform your son trespassed- [Inaudible] 
'''Bob:''' Well sir I'm getting a little tired of your place. Ok? I don't want to be harassed by your place. 
'''Matthew:''' Fair enough. We don’t like your son harassing us. 
'''Bob:''' You left me a pretty threatening message on the thing to start with. On my telephone. 
'''Matthew:''' What? Sir, I left a message saying I had a sensitive matter to discuss with you. How is that threatening? 
'''Bob:''' Yeah, but it was your tone of voice and attitude. 
'''Matthew:''' Sir, I didn't have an attitude. I was perfectly polite. 
'''Bob:''' Oh, ye- No. No you weren't. 
'''Barb:''' Get his name. 
'''Matthew:''' I don't know how to disagree with that, sir. 
'''Bob:''' How do you spell your last name? How do you spell your last name? 
'''Matthew:''' Nobles. N-O- Sir. This isn't threatening. I feel that it was irresponsible of us not to inform Christian's parents. That’s why I called. To inform you of his trespassing. 
'''Bob:''' Well... Just wait a minute now. 
'''Matthew:''' He wanted us to talk to his counselor instead. 
'''Bob:''' 'Cause when was he told- N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
'''Matthew:''' I wasn't there the initial time years ago when he was banned, sir. All I know is he was there when um- 
'''Bob:''' Is it N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
[Pause] 
'''Matthew:''' Sir... 
'''Bob:''' Sir! How do you spell your last name? 
'''Matthew:''' I'm- I really don't feel like answering these questions, sir. You're giving me the third degree for no- 
'''Bob:''' You can answer a simple- you can answer a simple question. Well you- You told me your name, now how do you spell it? 
'''Matthew:''' You've been yelling at me this entire time, sir. I don't feel like, frankly giving you my name- 
'''Bob:''' Just spell your name and I won't yell at you! 
'''Barb:''' You were not yelling! [Inaudible] 
'''Matthew:''' That’s a really... Silly requirement, sir. 
'''Barb:''' He's not yelling at you! 
'''Matthew:''' I'm just trying to talk- 
'''Barb:''' Spell your last name! 
'''Matthew:''' He has been yel- 
'''Barb:''' Spell your last name! Hey! Who're you? 
'''Matthew:''' [Sigh] I've already given my name. I'm- 
'''Barb:''' You have not! What is your first name? 
'''Bob:''' Noble is his last name. I don't know how you spell it. 
'''Barb:''' Matthew Noble. N-O-B-E-L. What's your phone number? [REDACTED] That's a weird number. Ok, now what is it you want? 'Cause it sounds like eh- You're- You're trying to uh- uhm- uh- Harass us and get something out of us. And we don't want nothing to do with you. [Bob says "GAMe PLACe" loudly in background, possibly yelling at Chris] 'Cause you- Just because you- I don't know if you work at the GAMe PLACe or not. I don't see you, I'm not down there. And yo- 
[Cuts off abruptly] 

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?0qocazgbb2qbp7m Audio download]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jW_zAAKBxw Youtube Video]

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T04:29:58Z

RTBHBX:

On 10 [[August 2010]], Matthew Noble, a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee, called [[Bob Chandler]] and discussed [[Chris's]] encounter with [[Michael Snyder]] in [[June 2010]].

==Transcript==
'''Bob:''' Hello? 
'''Matthew:''' Uh, hello, is this Robert Chandler? 
'''Bob:''' Yes? 
'''Matthew:''' Hello? 
'''Bob:''' Who is this? 
'''Matthew:''' Hi, hi, Mr. Chandler. Hi, my name is, uh, Matthew Noble, I think you just tried to call me back, I think I left you a message? 
'''Bob:''' Y-yes, what-what's your problem? 
'''Matthew:''' Well um, actually um I wanted to talk to you about something. Um, I'm an employee at the gAME pLACE. Uh, I apologize for calling you so long after the incident occurred but, uh, given your son's continued harassment of our store I felt we needed to speak to you- 
'''Bob:''' The uh- the gaming place now? Uhh... 
'''Matthew:''' The gAME pLACE. 
'''Bob:''' This place down town? By the Omni? 
'''Matthew:''' Correct. Correct. 
'''Bob:''' Ok... Ok... Now what's- What's- What's the problem? 
'''Matthew:''' Well um, I'm sure you're aware of uh, the little incident your son ah, Christian had when he came to our store early in June. Um, when he attempted to ge- 
'''Bob:''' I didn't know he had been to your store early in June. I knew he- 
'''Matthew:''' Oh, you were unaware of- 
'''Bob:''' He- I knew he, uh, had some, a lot of problems with you people several years ago. [Matthew attempts to answer, Bob continues over him] 
'''Matthew''' [Interrupted]: Well, uh, what happened was 
'''Bob''' [Continuing]: When you basically kicked him out and everything else for no reason of his own 
'''Barb:''' [In the background]: And his mother. 
'''Bob:''' And his mother. And everybody else I don’t really like your place, now what’s it gon- I didn't know he'd been there in June now tell me about this. 
'''Matthew:''' Well basically what happened was he came in, he wanted to talk to our manager, Mike, about getting himself unbanned um, Mike refused to speak with him about the matter 
'''Bob:''' Well I think that's the Mike that threw him out. Mike's been persecuting him for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In Madison or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it. Now what happened in June? [Barb, inaudible] 
'''Matthew''' [Interrupted several times]: Well, Sir the point is that- Sir, I... Sir. Well after he left, uh, when he couldn't get himself unbanned, he came back several days later and was taking pictures of people in the store- 
'''Bob:''' Well that's not illegal! 
'''Matthew:''' Um, one of the patrons... He... Some people felt that he was threatening them, to be honest. One woman said that he was taking pictures of her son. I don't know if that's true or not, but uh, Mike was there and he became angry and called the police because your son was trespassing 
'''Bob:''' Well he hadn't told them he- didn't come in there, it's a business place. Now, Mike, and Megan are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay, to persecute and torment Christian for years. Ok, I don't like Mike. I would like to talk to the owner of the store. I could really tell him about the people he employs there. Ok, I could tell him a lot. 
'''Barb''' [In the background]: Megan lied. 
'''Matthew:''' Sir... Well, regardless of that sir, I don't know about any of that all I know is that your son was banned from the store and he trespassed 
'''Bob''' [Talking over Matthew]: Well regardless of that, that all figures within to this stuff. That all figures into this stuff. It certainly shouldn't and what should- It certainly should- 
'''Matthew:''' Well that certainly- But I just called to- Sir I called to inform you- I called to inform you that even though the police came and made your son sign a trespassing notice that he continued to harass our store online. That's what I called to inform you of. 
'''Bob:''' Well he probably- People are harassing him from all over the world! Let me tell you something fella, you know what some damn crazy fools that I think started at your store with Megan, and Mike, and two or three more. You know what they just did a week ago? They just broke into his checking account, got his checking account numbers and routing numbers they- they broke into his Best Buy Mastercard number, and they stole his ID, and- and all of his uh... Password information they went into that Best Buy checking account trying to ruin his credit, and made a payoff on a check that had no funds in the checking account. Which got him a whole bunch uh- of of non-sufficient fund fees. Now this all transpired a week ago. Now I'm not going to listen to your petty stuff, ok? You have people including Mike, and I can tell you two more names, but I can't think of 'em right now but the third one is Megan. And I'm sure you've heard of Megan or know Megan, right there in the store. 
'''Matthew:''' I've heard about Megan. Sir, I don't understand why you're not concerned about your son trespassing 
'''Bob:''' They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! Ok? 
'''Matthew:''' This really has nothing to do with the gAME pLACE, sir. I just called to inform you about your son trespassing. 
'''Bob:''' It has something to do with the gAME pLACE because that's the pla- Well you're from the gAME pLACE, right? 
'''Matthew:''' Sir, the gAME pLACE didn't break into his bank accounts. I don't know why you're telling me about this. 
'''Bob:''' Well, we think that people that come to your place do, including one of your employees named Mike. 
'''Matthew:''' Well, we don't control all of our customers. 
'''Bob:''' Including one of your employees named Mike. Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood! 
'''Matthew:''' I kind of doubt that Mike himself is the guy that broke into your son's account. I kind of doubt that, sir. I just called to inform you that your son trespassed. Sir, your son was banned from the store and he came back and [Inaudible] 
'''Bob:''' No but he and Megan and that group- Fine! Send us a letter! Send us a letter! Send me a letter, sir! Ok? I don't know who you are. Do you work for the store? 
'''Matthew:''' Well I know tha- I overheard that the police, when he was talking to the police I overheard him say that he was very adamant that he didn't want you to be told about this. He wanted his- said something about his counselor. 
'''Bob:''' Well- Do you work for the store? 
'''Matthew:''' Yes I do sir. 
'''Bob:''' Do you work for the store? Can you answer the question? 
'''Matthew:''' I just said that I do, sir. 
'''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? 
'''Matthew:''' W-What question sir? I missed your question, sir. 
'''Bob:''' Do you work for the gAME pLACE? 
'''Matthew:''' I just answered that, sir. 
'''Bob:''' No you didn't. Do you work for the gAME pLACE? 
'''Matthew:''' I said, "Yes I do, sir." I answered that three times in a row. 
'''Bob:''' Ok, what is your position at the gAME pLACE? 
'''Matthew:''' I'm an employee of theirs, sir. I'm a supervisor. 
'''Bob:''' You're a supervisor. Now what does that exactly mean? That mean you're a shift manager? 
'''Matthew:''' Yes. 
'''Bob:''' Yes, ok. Now, will you tell me the owner's name, or do I have to subpoena it? 
'''Matthew:''' Sir [sigh] look, I- honestly I'm getting a little tired of this sir. I'm just calling to inform your son trespassed- [Inaudible] 
'''Bob:''' Well sir I'm getting a little tired of your place. Ok? I don't want to be harassed by your place. 
'''Matthew:''' Fair enough. We don’t like your son harassing us. 
'''Bob:''' You left me a pretty threatening message on the thing to start with. On my telephone. 
'''Matthew:''' What? Sir, I left a message saying I had a sensitive matter to discuss with you. How is that threatening? 
'''Bob:''' Yeah, but it was your tone of voice and attitude. 
'''Matthew:''' Sir, I didn't have an attitude. I was perfectly polite. 
'''Bob:''' Oh, ye- No. No you weren't. 
'''Barb:''' Get his name. 
'''Matthew:''' I don't know how to disagree with that, sir. 
'''Bob:''' How do you spell your last name? How do you spell your last name? 
'''Matthew:''' Nobles. N-O- Sir. This isn't threatening. I feel that it was irresponsible of us not to inform Christian's parents. That’s why I called. To inform you of his trespassing. 
'''Bob:''' Well... Just wait a minute now. 
'''Matthew:''' He wanted us to talk to his counselor instead. 
'''Bob:''' 'Cause when was he told- N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
'''Matthew:''' I wasn't there the initial time years ago when he was banned, sir. All I know is he was there when um- 
'''Bob:''' Is it N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
[Pause] 
'''Matthew:''' Sir... 
'''Bob:''' Sir! How do you spell your last name? 
'''Matthew:''' I'm- I really don't feel like answering these questions, sir. You're giving me the third degree for no- 
'''Bob:''' You can answer a simple- you can answer a simple question. Well you- You told me your name, now how do you spell it? 
'''Matthew:''' You've been yelling at me this entire time, sir. I don't feel like, frankly giving you my name- 
'''Bob:''' Just spell your name and I won't yell at you! 
'''Barb:''' You were not yelling! [Inaudible] 
'''Matthew:''' That’s a really... Silly requirement, sir. 
'''Barb:''' He's not yelling at you! 
'''Matthew:''' I'm just trying to talk- 
'''Barb:''' Spell your last name! 
'''Matthew:''' He has been yel- 
'''Barb:''' Spell your last name! Hey! Who're you? 
'''Matthew:''' [Sigh] I've already given my name. I'm- 
'''Barb:''' You have not! What is your first name? 
'''Bob:''' Noble is his last name. I don't know how you spell it. 
'''Barb:''' Matthew Noble. N-O-B-E-L. What's your phone number? [REDACTED] That's a weird number. Ok, now what is it you want? 'Cause it sounds like eh- You're- You're trying to uh- uhm- uh- Harass us and get something out of us. And we don't want nothing to do with you. [Bob says "gAME pLACE" loudly in background, possibly yelling at Chris] 'Cause you- Just because you- I don't know if you work at the gAME pLACE or not. I don't see you, I'm not down there. And yo- 
[Cuts off abruptly] 

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?0qocazgbb2qbp7m Audio download]

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T04:27:24Z

RTBHBX: Finishing touches on transcription

On 10 [[August 2010]], Matthew Noble, a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee, called [[Bob Chandler]] and discussed [[Chris's]] encounter with [[Michael Snyder]] in [[June 2010]].

==Transcript==
'''Bob:''' Hello? 
'''Matthew:''' Uh, hello, is this Robert Chandler? 
'''Bob:''' Yes? 
'''Matthew:''' Hello? 
'''Bob:''' Who is this? 
'''Matthew:''' Hi, hi, Mr. Chandler. Hi, my name is, uh, Matthew Noble, I think you just tried to call me back, I think I left you a message? 
'''Bob:''' Y-yes, what-what's your problem? 
'''Matthew:''' Well um, actually um I wanted to talk to you about something. Um, I'm an employee at the gAME pLACE. Uh, I apologize for calling you so long after the incident occurred but, uh, given your son's continued harassment of our store I felt we needed to speak to you- 
'''Bob:''' The uh- the gaming place now? Uhh... 
'''Matthew:''' The gAME pLACE. 
'''Bob:''' This place down town? By the Omni? 
'''Matthew:''' Correct. Correct. 
'''Bob:''' Ok... Ok... Now what's- What's- What's the problem? 
'''Matthew:''' Well um, I'm sure you're aware of uh, the little incident your son ah, Christian had when he came to our store early in June. Um, when he attempted to ge- 
'''Bob:''' I didn't know he had been to your store early in June. I knew he- 
'''Matthew:''' Oh, you were unaware of- 
'''Bob:''' He- I knew he, uh, had some, a lot of problems with you people several years ago. [Matthew attempts to answer, Bob continues over him] 
'''Matthew''' [Interrupted]: Well, uh, what happened was 
'''Bob''' [Continuing]: When you basically kicked him out and everything else for no reason of his own 
'''Barb:''' [In the background]: And his mother. 
'''Bob:''' And his mother. And everybody else I don’t really like your place, now what’s it gon- I didn't know he'd been there in June now tell me about this. 
'''Matthew:''' Well basically what happened was he came in, he wanted to talk to our manager, Mike, about getting himself unbanned um, Mike refused to speak with him about the matter 
'''Bob:''' Well I think that's the Mike that threw him out. Mike's been persecuting him for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In Madison or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it. Now what happened in June? [Barb, inaudible] 
'''Matthew''' [Interrupted several times]: Well, Sir the point is that- Sir, I... Sir. Well after he left, uh, when he couldn't get himself unbanned, he came back several days later and was taking pictures of people in the store- 
'''Bob:''' Well that's not illegal! 
'''Matthew:''' Um, one of the patrons... He... Some people felt that he was threatening them, to be honest. One woman said that he was taking pictures of her son. I don't know if that's true or not, but uh, Mike was there and he became angry and called the police because your son was trespassing 
'''Bob:''' Well he hadn't told them he- didn't come in there, it's a business place. Now, Mike, and Megan are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay, to persecute and torment Christian for years. Ok, I don't like Mike. I would like to talk to the owner of the store. I could really tell him about the people he employs there. Ok, I could tell him a lot. 
'''Barb''' [In the background]: Megan lied. 
'''Matthew:''' Sir... Well, regardless of that sir, I don't know about any of that all I know is that your son was banned from the store and he trespassed 
'''Bob''' [Talking over Matthew]: Well regardless of that, that all figures within to this stuff. That all figures into this stuff. It certainly shouldn't and what should- It certainly should- 
'''Matthew:''' Well that certainly- But I just called to- Sir I called to inform you- I called to inform you that even though the police came and made your son sign a trespassing notice that he continued to harass our store online. That's what I called to inform you of. 
'''Bob:''' Well he probably- People are harassing him from all over the world! Let me tell you something fella, you know what some damn crazy fools that I think started at your store with Megan, and Mike, and two or three more. You know what they just did a week ago? They just broke into his checking account, got his checking account numbers and routing numbers they- they broke into his Best Buy Mastercard number, and they stole his ID, and- and all of his uh... Password information they went into that Best Buy checking account trying to ruin his credit, and made a payoff on a check that had no funds in the checking account. Which got him a whole bunch uh- of of non-sufficient fund fees. Now this all transpired a week ago. Now I'm not going to listen to your petty stuff, ok? You have people including Mike, and I can tell you two more names, but I can't think of 'em right now but the third one is Megan. And I'm sure you've heard of Megan or know Megan, right there in the store. 
'''Matthew:''' I've heard about Megan. Sir, I don't understand why you're not concerned about your son trespassing 
'''Bob:''' They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! Ok? 
'''Matthew:''' This really has nothing to do with the gAME pLACE, sir. I just called to inform you about your son trespassing. 
'''Bob:''' It has something to do with the gAME pLACE because that's the pla- Well you're from the gAME pLACE, right? 
'''Matthew:''' Sir, the gAME pLACE didn't break into his bank accounts. I don't know why you're telling me about this. 
'''Bob:''' Well, we think that people that come to your place do, including one of your employees named Mike. 
'''Matthew:''' Well, we don't control all of our customers. 
'''Bob:''' Including one of your employees named Mike. Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood! 
'''Matthew:''' I kind of doubt that Mike himself is the guy that broke into your son's account. I kind of doubt that, sir. I just called to inform you that your son trespassed. Sir, your son was banned from the store and he came back and [Inaudible] 
'''Bob:''' No but he and Megan and that group- Fine! Send us a letter! Send us a letter! Send me a letter, sir! Ok? I don't know who you are. Do you work for the store? 
'''Matthew:''' Well I know tha- I overheard that the police, when he was talking to the police I overheard him say that he was very adamant that he didn't want you to be told about this. He wanted his- said something about his counselor. 
'''Bob:''' Well- Do you work for the store? 
'''Matthew:''' Yes I do sir. 
'''Bob:''' Do you work for the store? Can you answer the question? 
'''Matthew:''' I just said that I do, sir. 
'''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? 
'''Matthew:''' W-What question sir? I missed your question, sir. 
'''Bob:''' Do you work for the gAME pLACE? 
'''Matthew:''' I just answered that, sir. 
'''Bob:''' No you didn't. Do you work for the gAME pLACE? 
'''Matthew:''' I said, "Yes I do, sir." I answered that three times in a row. 
'''Bob:''' Ok, what is your position at the gAME pLACE? 
'''Matthew:''' I'm an employee of theirs, sir. I'm a supervisor. 
'''Bob:''' You're a supervisor. Now what does that exactly mean? That mean you're a shift manager? 
'''Matthew:''' Yes. 
'''Bob:''' Yes, ok. Now, will you tell me the owner's name, or do I have to subpoena it? 
'''Matthew:''' Sir [sigh] look, I- honestly I'm getting a little tired of this sir. I'm just calling to inform your son trespassed- [Inaudible] 
'''Bob:''' Well sir I'm getting a little tired of your place. Ok? I don't want to be harassed by your place. 
'''Matthew:''' Fair enough. We don’t like your son harassing us. 
'''Bob:''' You left me a pretty threatening message on the thing to start with. On my telephone. 
'''Matthew:''' What? Sir, I left a message saying I had a sensitive matter to discuss with you. How is that threatening? 
'''Bob:''' Yeah, but it was your tone of voice and attitude. 
'''Matthew:''' Sir, I didn't have an attitude. I was perfectly polite. 
'''Bob:''' Oh, ye- No. No you weren't. 
'''Barb:''' Get his name. 
'''Matthew:''' I don't know how to disagree with that, sir. 
'''Bob:''' How do you spell your last name? How do you spell your last name? 
'''Matthew:''' Nobles. N-O- Sir. This isn't threatening. I feel that it was irresponsible of us not to inform Christian's parents. That’s why I called. To inform you of his trespassing. 
'''Bob:''' Well... Just wait a minute now. 
'''Matthew:''' He wanted us to talk to his counselor instead. 
'''Bob:''' 'Cause when was he told- N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
'''Matthew:''' I wasn't there the initial time years ago when he was banned, sir. All I know is he was there when um- 
'''Bob:''' Is it N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
[Pause] 
'''Matthew:''' Sir... 
'''Bob:''' Sir! How do you spell your last name? 
'''Matthew:''' I'm- I really don't feel like answering these questions, sir. You're giving me the third degree for no- 
'''Bob:''' You can answer a simple- you can answer a simple question. Well you- You told me your name, now how do you spell it? 
'''Matthew:''' You've been yelling at me this entire time, sir. I don't feel like, frankly giving you my name- 
'''Bob:''' Just spell your name and I won't yell at you! 
'''Barb:''' You were not yelling! [Inaudible] 
'''Matthew:''' That’s a really... Silly requirement, sir. 
'''Barb:''' He's not yelling at you! 
'''Matthew:''' I'm just trying to talk- 
'''Barb:''' Spell your last name! 
'''Matthew:''' He has been yel- 
'''Barb:''' Spell your last name! Hey! Who're you? 
'''Matthew:''' [Sigh] I've already given my name. I'm- 
'''Barb:''' You have not! What is your first name? 
'''Bob:''' Noble is his last name. I don't know how you spell it. 
'''Barb:''' Matthew Noble. N-O-B-E-L. What's your phone number? [REDACTED] That's a weird number. Ok, now what is it you want? 'Cause it sounds like eh- You're- You're trying to uh- uhm- uh- Harass us and get something out of us. And we don't want nothing to do with you. [Bob says "gAME pLACE" loudly in background, possibly yelling at Chris] 'Cause you- Just because you- I don't know if you work at the gAME pLACE or not. I don't see you, I'm not down there. And yo- 
[Cuts off abruptly] 
{{transcription}}

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?0qocazgbb2qbp7m Audio download]

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Talk:Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T04:25:20Z

RTBHBX:

This is important shit guys, mostly detailing Bob's theory of the conspiracy that trolling originated from [[Megan]], Michael Synder, and "a few gay guys."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:38, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:Yeah, this is awesome. Now, if we had Matthew's email, we could verify the "George Millson" case a few of us are looking into, seeing as it's possible proof of Chris hypnotizing someone into believing Chris is a good person. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
::What are you talking about? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Either look at the talk pages of either CypherFDP, Msummers or me, or email enginegeorge@yahoo.com asking what happened between him and Chris. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:41, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
* Most upsetting Bob oriented thing to date. He's equally responsible for Chris growing up to be a useless sack of shit. I liked the world better when I thought it was all Barb's fault. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
** It's the final proof that Chris's vague understanding of reality and tendency towards conspiracy are just him puppetting his senile father and white trash mother. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
*** Even further than that, the fact that Chris didn't tell his parents about his near-arrest and tried to hide it proves that he is either very afraid of them or will do anything to avoid trouble (even if it is impractical or impossible). I'm also very interested in this apparent theft of Chris's funds. I'm wondering if someone really did break in to mess with his account, or whether Chris bought more shit than he could afford, and is trying to cover it up by claiming "trolls did it" --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
Who is that at the end? Sounds like Chris but...really off... - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
* Snorlaxicus Maximus. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
** Oh snap! So is this her longest appearance in recorded media? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
*** This needs to get transcribed, this is really good material. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
**** ffffffffffffffff why did it get cut off at the end? i wanna hear more of snorlax's rambling --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 20:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

Nine hours without a transcription. Sons, I am disapoint.
:I'm on the part where Bob talks about trolls hacking Chris's e-mails. This shit is gold. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:44, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Fuck. As usual, something new comes along when I'm at work. I'll take a look as soon as I get home, assuming Beat doesn't get word of this and leap upon it like the sexy, caped crusader for justice that he is. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 21:01, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Transcribed. Hopefully without too many mistakes. I'll colorize it as soon as I get myself nice and drunk. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:And colored. Tugboat Captain if you see any of your additions that I missed coloring, sorry, and please reinsert them. Oh, and I redacted the gAME pLACE phone number because I wasn't sure how kosher it was. If anyone wants to throw it in go right on ahead. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
==File format==
Could someone with a converter link to an mp3 version of the file? None of the media players on my computer support .ogg files. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 19:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

*Use VLC, dude.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T04:22:13Z

RTBHBX:

On 10 [[August 2010]], Matthew Noble, a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee, called [[Bob Chandler]] and discussed [[Chris's]] encounter with [[Michael Snyder]] in [[June 2010]].

==Transcript==
'''Bob:''' Hello? 
'''Matthew:''' Uh, hello, is this Robert Chandler? 
'''Bob:''' Yes? 
'''Matthew:''' Hello? 
'''Bob:''' Who is this? 
'''Matthew:''' Hi, hi, Mr. Chandler. Hi, my name is, uh, Matthew Noble, I think you just tried to call me back, I think I left you a message? 
'''Bob:''' Y-yes, what-what's your problem? 
'''Matthew:''' Well um, actually um I wanted to talk to you about something. Um, I'm an employee at the gAME pLACE. Uh, I apologize for calling you so long after the incident occurred but, uh, given your son's continued harassment of our store I felt we needed to speak to you- 
'''Bob:''' The uh- the gaming place now? Uhh... 
'''Matthew:''' The gAME pLACE. 
'''Bob:''' This place down town? By the Omni? 
'''Matthew:''' Correct. Correct. 
'''Bob:''' Ok... Ok... Now what's- What's- What's the problem? 
'''Matthew:''' Well um, I'm sure you're aware of uh, the little incident your son ah, Christian had when he came to our store early in June. Um, when he attempted to ge- 
'''Bob:''' I didn't know he had been to your store early in June. I knew he- 
'''Matthew:''' Oh, you were unaware of- 
'''Bob:''' He- I knew he, uh, had some, a lot of problems with you people several years ago. [Matthew attempts to answer, Bob continues over him] 
'''Matthew''' [Interrupted]: Well, uh, what happened was 
'''Bob''' [Continuing]: When you basically kicked him out and everything else for no reason of his own 
'''Barb:''' [In the background]: And his mother. 
'''Bob:''' And his mother. And everybody else I don’t really like your place, now what’s it gon- I didn't know he'd been there in June now tell me about this. 
'''Matthew:''' Well basically what happened was he came in, he wanted to talk to our manager, Mike, about getting himself unbanned um, Mike refused to speak with him about the matter 
'''Bob:''' Well I think that's the Mike that threw him out. Mike's been persecuting him for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In Madison or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it. Now what happened in June? [Barb, inaudible] 
'''Matthew''' [Interrupted several times]: Well, Sir the point is that- Sir, I... Sir. Well after he left, uh, when he couldn't get himself unbanned, he came back several days later and was taking pictures of people in the store- 
'''Bob:''' Well that's not illegal! 
'''Matthew:''' Um, one of the patrons... He... Some people felt that he was threatening them, to be honest. One woman said that he was taking pictures of her son. I don't know if that's true or not, but uh, Mike was there and he became angry and called the police because your son was trespassing 
'''Bob:''' Well he hadn't told them he- didn't come in there, it's a business place. Now, Mike, and Megan are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay, to persecute and torment Christian for years. Ok, I don't like Mike. I would like to talk to the owner of the store. I could really tell him about the people he employs there. Ok, I could tell him a lot. [Barb, inaudible] 
'''Matthew:''' Sir... Well, regardless of that sir, I don't know about any of that all I know is that your son was banned from the store and he trespassed 
'''Bob''' [Talking over Matthew]: Well regardless of that, that all figures within to this stuff. That all figures into this stuff. It certainly shouldn't and what should- It certainly should- 
'''Matthew:''' Well that certainly- But I just called to- Sir I called to inform you- I called to inform you that even though the police came and made your son sign a trespassing notice that he continued to harass our store online. That's what I called to inform you of. 
'''Bob:''' Well he probably- People are harassing him from all over the world! Let me tell you something fella, you know what some damn crazy fools that I think started at your store with Megan, and Mike, and two or three more. You know what they just did a week ago? They just broke into his checking account, got his checking account numbers and routing numbers they- they broke into his Best Buy Mastercard number, and they stole his ID, and- and all of his uh... Password information they went into that Best Buy checking account trying to ruin his credit, and made a payoff on a check that had no funds in the checking account. Which got him a whole bunch uh- of of non-sufficient fund fees. Now this all transpired a week ago. Now I'm not going to listen to your petty stuff, ok? You have people including Mike, and I can tell you two more names, but I can't think of 'em right now but the third one is Megan. And I'm sure you've heard of Megan or know Megan, right there in the store. 
'''Matthew:''' I've heard about Megan. Sir, I don't understand why you're not concerned about your son trespassing 
'''Bob:''' They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! Ok? 
'''Matthew:''' This really has nothing to do with the gAME pLACE, sir. I just called to inform you about your son trespassing. 
'''Bob:''' It has something to do with the gAME pLACE because that's the pla- Well you're from the gAME pLACE, right? 
'''Matthew:''' Sir, the gAME pLACE didn't break into his bank accounts. I don't know why you're telling me about this. 
'''Bob:''' Well, we think that people that come to your place do, including one of your employees named Mike. 
'''Matthew:''' Well, we don't control all of our customers. 
'''Bob:''' Including one of your employees named Mike. Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood! 
'''Matthew:''' I kind of doubt that Mike himself is the guy that broke into your son's account. I kind of doubt that, sir. I just called to inform you that your son trespassed. Sir, your son was banned from the store and he came back and [Inaudible] 
'''Bob:''' No but he and Megan and that group- Fine! Send us a letter! Send us a letter! Send me a letter, sir! Ok? I don't know who you are. Do you work for the store? 
'''Matthew:''' Well I know tha- I overheard that the police, when he was talking to the police I overheard him say that he was very adamant that he didn't want you to be told about this. He wanted his- said something about his counselor. 
'''Bob:''' Well- Do you work for the store? 
'''Matthew:''' Yes I do sir. 
'''Bob:''' Do you work for the store? Can you answer the question? 
'''Matthew:''' I just said that I do, sir. 
'''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? 
'''Matthew:''' W-What question sir? I missed your question, sir. 
'''Bob:''' Do you work for the gAME pLACE? 
'''Matthew:''' I just answered that, sir. 
'''Bob:''' No you didn't. Do you work for the gAME pLACE? 
'''Matthew:''' I said, "Yes I do, sir." I answered that three times in a row. 
'''Bob:''' Ok, what is your position at the gAME pLACE? 
'''Matthew:''' I'm an employee of theirs, sir. I'm a supervisor. 
'''Bob:''' You're a supervisor. Now what does that exactly mean? That mean you're a shift manager? 
'''Matthew:''' Yes. 
'''Bob:''' Yes, ok. Now, will you tell me the owner's name, or do I have to subpoena it? 
'''Matthew:''' Sir [sigh] look, I- honestly I'm getting a little tired of this sir. I'm just calling to inform your son trespassed- [Inaudible] 
'''Bob:''' Well sir I'm getting a little tired of your place. Ok? I don't want to be harassed by your place. 
'''Matthew:''' Fair enough. We don’t like your son harassing us. 
'''Bob:''' You left me a pretty threatening message on the thing to start with. On my telephone. 
'''Matthew:''' What? Sir, I left a message saying I had a sensitive matter to discuss with you. How is that threatening? 
'''Bob:''' Yeah, but it was your tone of voice and attitude. 
'''Matthew:''' Sir, I didn't have an attitude. I was perfectly polite. 
'''Bob:''' Oh, ye- No. No you weren't. 
'''Barb:''' Get his name. 
'''Matthew:''' I don't know how to disagree with that, sir. 
'''Bob:''' How do you spell your last name? How do you spell your last name? 
'''Matthew:''' Nobles. N-O- Sir. This isn't threatening. I feel that it was irresponsible of us not to inform Christian's parents. That’s why I called. To inform you of his trespassing. 
'''Bob:''' Well... Just wait a minute now. 
'''Matthew:''' He wanted us to talk to his counselor instead. 
'''Bob:''' 'Cause when was he told- N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
'''Matthew:''' I wasn't there the initial time years ago when he was banned, sir. All I know is he was there when um- 
'''Bob:''' Is it N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
[Pause] 
'''Matthew:''' Sir... 
'''Bob:''' Sir! How do you spell your last name? 
'''Matthew:''' I'm- I really don't feel like answering these questions, sir. You're giving me the third degree for no- 
'''Bob:''' You can answer a simple- you can answer a simple question. Well you- You told me your name, now how do you spell it? 
'''Matthew:''' You've been yelling at me this entire time, sir. I don't feel like, frankly giving you my name- 
'''Bob:''' Just spell your name and I won't yell at you! 
'''Barb:''' You were not yelling! [Inaudible] 
'''Matthew:''' That’s a really... Silly requirement, sir. 
'''Barb:''' He's not yelling at you! 
'''Matthew:''' I'm just trying to talk- 
'''Barb:''' Spell your last name! 
'''Matthew:''' He has been yel- 
'''Barb:''' Spell your last name! Hey! Who're you? 
'''Matthew:''' [Sigh] I've already given my name. I'm- 
'''Barb:''' You have not! What is your first name? 
'''Bob:''' Noble is his last name. I don't know how you spell it. 
'''Barb:''' Matthew Noble. N-O-B-E-L. What's your phone number? [REDACTED] That's a weird number. Ok, now what is it you want? 'Cause it sounds like eh- You're- You're trying to uh- uhm- uh- Harass us and get something out of us. And we don't want nothing to do with you. [Bob says "gAME pLACE" loudly in background, possibly yelling at Chris] 'Cause you- Just because you- I don't know if you work at the gAME pLACE or not. I don't see you, I'm not down there. And yo- 
[Cuts off abruptly] 
{{transcription}}

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?0qocazgbb2qbp7m Audio download]

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Talk:Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T04:02:34Z

RTBHBX:

This is important shit guys, mostly detailing Bob's theory of the conspiracy that trolling originated from [[Megan]], Michael Synder, and "a few gay guys."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:38, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:Yeah, this is awesome. Now, if we had Matthew's email, we could verify the "George Millson" case a few of us are looking into, seeing as it's possible proof of Chris hypnotizing someone into believing Chris is a good person. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
::What are you talking about? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Either look at the talk pages of either CypherFDP, Msummers or me, or email enginegeorge@yahoo.com asking what happened between him and Chris. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:41, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
* Most upsetting Bob oriented thing to date. He's equally responsible for Chris growing up to be a useless sack of shit. I liked the world better when I thought it was all Barb's fault. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
** It's the final proof that Chris's vague understanding of reality and tendency towards conspiracy are just him puppetting his senile father and white trash mother. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
*** Even further than that, the fact that Chris didn't tell his parents about his near-arrest and tried to hide it proves that he is either very afraid of them or will do anything to avoid trouble (even if it is impractical or impossible). I'm also very interested in this apparent theft of Chris's funds. I'm wondering if someone really did break in to mess with his account, or whether Chris bought more shit than he could afford, and is trying to cover it up by claiming "trolls did it" --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
Who is that at the end? Sounds like Chris but...really off... - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
* Snorlaxicus Maximus. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
** Oh snap! So is this her longest appearance in recorded media? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
*** This needs to get transcribed, this is really good material. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
**** ffffffffffffffff why did it get cut off at the end? i wanna hear more of snorlax's rambling --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 20:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

Nine hours without a transcription. Sons, I am disapoint.
:I'm on the part where Bob talks about trolls hacking Chris's e-mails. This shit is gold. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:44, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Fuck. As usual, something new comes along when I'm at work. I'll take a look as soon as I get home, assuming Beat doesn't get word of this and leap upon it like the sexy, caped crusader for justice that he is. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 21:01, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Transcribed. Hopefully without too many mistakes. I'll colorize it as soon as I get myself nice and drunk. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
==File format==
Could someone with a converter link to an mp3 version of the file? None of the media players on my computer support .ogg files. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 19:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

*Use VLC, dude.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T03:59:45Z

RTBHBX:

On 10 [[August 2010]], Matthew Noble, a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee, called [[Bob Chandler]] and discussed [[Chris's]] encounter with [[Michael Snyder]] in [[June 2010]].

==Transcript==
Bob: Hello? 
Matthew: Uh, hello, is this Robert Chandler? 
Bob: Yes? 
Matthew: Hello? 
Bob: Who is this? 
Matthew: Hi, hi, Mr. Chandler. Hi, my name is, uh, Matthew Noble, I think you just tried to call me back, I think I left you a message? 
Bob: Y-yes, what-what's your problem? 
Matthew: Well um, actually um I wanted to talk to you about something. Um, I'm an employee at the gAME pLACE. Uh, I apologize for calling you so long after the incident occurred but, uh, given your son's continued harassment of our store I felt we needed to speak to you- 
Bob: The uh- the gaming place now? Uhh... 
Matthew: The gAME pLACE. 
Bob: This place down town? By the Omni? 
Matthew: Correct. Correct. 
Bob: Ok... Ok... Now what's- What's- What's the problem? 
Matthew: Well um, I'm sure you're aware of uh, the little incident your son ah, Christian had when he came to our store early in June. Um, when he attempted to ge- 
Bob: I didn't know he had been to your store early in June. I knew he- 
Matthew: Oh, you were unaware of- 
Bob: He- I knew he, uh, had some, a lot of problems with you people several years ago. [Matthew attempts to answer, Bob continues over him] 
Matthew [Interrupted]: Well, uh, what happened was 
Bob [Continuing]: When you basically kicked him out and everything else for no reason of his own [Barb, Inaudible] and his mother. And everybody else I don’t really like your place, now what’s it gon- I didn't know he'd been there in June now tell me about this. 
Matthew: Well basically what happened was he came in, he wanted to talk to our manager, Mike, about getting himself unbanned um, Mike refused to speak with him about the matter 
Bob: Well I think that's the Mike that threw him out. Mike's been persecuting him for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In Madison or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it. Now what happened in June? [Barb, inaudible] 
Matthew [Interrupted several times]: Well, Sir the point is that- Sir, I... Sir. Well after he left, uh, when he couldn't get himself unbanned, he came back several days later and was taking pictures of people in the store- 
Bob: Well that's not illegal! 
Matthew: Um, one of the patrons... He... Some people felt that he was threatening them, to be honest. One woman said that he was taking pictures of her son. I don't know if that's true or not, but uh, Mike was there and he became angry and called the police because your son was trespassing 
Bob: Well he hadn't told them he- didn't come in there, it's a business place. Now, Mike, and Megan are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay, to persecute and torment Christian for years. Ok, I don't like Mike. I would like to talk to the owner of the store. I could really tell him about the people he employs there. Ok, I could tell him a lot. [Barb, inaudible] 
Matthew: Sir... Well, regardless of that sir, I don't know about any of that all I know is that your son was banned from the store and he trespassed 
Bob [Talking over Matthew]: Well regardless of that, that all figures within to this stuff. That all figures into this stuff. It certainly shouldn't and what should- It certainly should- 
Matthew: Well that certainly- But I just called to- Sir I called to inform you- I called to inform you that even though the police came and made your son sign a trespassing notice that he continued to harass our store online. That's what I called to inform you of. 
Bob: Well he probably- People are harassing him from all over the world! Let me tell you something fella, you know what some damn crazy fools that I think started at your store with Megan, and Mike, and two or three more. You know what they just did a week ago? They just broke into his checking account, got his checking account numbers and routing numbers they- they broke into his Best Buy Mastercard number, and they stole his ID, and- and all of his uh... Password information they went into that Best Buy checking account trying to ruin his credit, and made a payoff on a check that had no funds in the checking account. Which got him a whole bunch uh- of of non-sufficient fund fees. Now this all transpired a week ago. Now I'm not going to listen to your petty stuff, ok? You have people including Mike, and I can tell you two more names, but I can't think of 'em right now but the third one is Megan. And I'm sure you've heard of Megan or know Megan, right there in the store. 
Matthew: I've heard about Megan. Sir, I don't understand why you're not concerned about your son trespassing 
Bob: They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! Ok? 
Matthew: This really has nothing to do with the gAME pLACE, sir. I just called to inform you about your son trespassing. 
Bob: It has something to do with the gAME pLACE because that's the pla- Well you're from the gAME pLACE, right? 
Matthew: Sir, the gAME pLACE didn't break into his bank accounts. I don't know why you're telling me about this. 
Bob: Well, we think that people that come to your place do, including one of your employees named Mike. 
Matthew: Well, we don't control all of our customers. 
Bob: Including one of your employees named Mike. Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood! 
Matthew: I kind of doubt that Mike himself is the guy that broke into your son's account. I kind of doubt that, sir. I just called to inform you that your son trespassed. Sir, your son was banned from the store and he came back and [Inaudible] 
Bob: No but he and Megan and that group- Fine! Send us a letter! Send us a letter! Send me a letter, sir! Ok? I don't know who you are. Do you work for the store? 
Matthew: Well I know tha- I overheard that the police, when he was talking to the police I overheard him say that he was very adamant that he didn't want you to be told about this. He wanted his- said something about his counselor. 
Bob: Well- Do you work for the store? 
Matthew: Yes I do sir. 
Bob: Do you work for the store? Can you answer the question? 
Matthew: I just said that I do, sir. 
Bob: I beg your pardon? 
Matthew: W-What question sir? I missed your question, sir. 
Bob: Do you work for the gAME pLACE? 
Matthew: I just answered that, sir. 
Bob: No you didn't. Do you work for the gAME pLACE? 
Matthew: I said, "Yes I do, sir." I answered that three times in a row. 
Bob: Ok, what is your position at the gAME pLACE? 
Matthew: I'm an employee of theirs, sir. I'm a supervisor. 
Bob: You're a supervisor. Now what does that exactly mean? That mean you're a shift manager? 
Matthew: Yes. 
Bob: Yes, ok. Now, will you tell me the owner's name, or do I have to subpoena it? 
Matthew: Sir [sigh] look, I- honestly I'm getting a little tired of this sir. I'm just calling to inform your son trespassed- [Inaudible] 
Bob: Well sir I'm getting a little tired of your place. Ok? I don't want to be harassed by your place. 
Matthew: Fair enough. We don’t like your son harassing us. 
Bob: You left me a pretty threatening message on the thing to start with. On my telephone. 
Matthew: What? Sir, I left a message saying I had a sensitive matter to discuss with you. How is that threatening? 
Bob: Yeah, but it was your tone of voice and attitude. 
Matthew: Sir, I didn't have an attitude. I was perfectly polite. 
Bob: Oh, ye- No. No you weren't. 
Barb: Get his name. 
Matthew: I don't know how to disagree with that, sir. 
Bob: How do you spell your last name? How do you spell your last name? 
Matthew: Nobles. N-O- Sir. This isn't threatening. I feel that it was irresponsible of us not to inform Christian's parents. That’s why I called. To inform you of his trespassing. 
Bob: Well... Just wait a minute now. 
Matthew: He wanted us to talk to his counselor instead. 
Bob: 'Cause when was he told- N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
Matthew: I wasn't there the initial time years ago when he was banned, sir. All I know is he was there when um- 
Bob: Is it N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
[Pause] 
Matthew: Sir... 
Bob: Sir! How do you spell your last name? 
Matthew: I'm- I really don't feel like answering these questions, sir. You're giving me the third degree for no- 
Bob: You can answer a simple- you can answer a simple question. Well you- You told me your name, now how do you spell it? 
Matthew: You've been yelling at me this entire time, sir. I don't feel like, frankly giving you my name- 
Bob: Just spell your name and I won't yell at you! 
Barb: You were not yelling! [Inaudible] 
Matthew: That’s a really... Silly requirement, sir. 
Barb: He's not yelling at you! 
Matthew: I'm just trying to talk- 
Barb: Spell your last name! 
Matthew: He has been yel- 
Barb: Spell your last name! Hey! Who're you? 
Matthew: [Sigh] I've already given my name. I'm- 
Barb: You have not! What is your first name? 
Bob: Noble is his last name. I don't know how you spell it. 
Barb: Matthew Noble. N-O-B-E-L. What's your phone number? [REDACTED] That's a weird number. Ok, now what is it you want? 'Cause it sounds like eh- You're- You're trying to uh- uhm- uh- Harass us and get something out of us. And we don't want nothing to do with you. [Bob says "gAME pLACE" loudly in background, possibly yelling at Chris] 'Cause you- Just because you- I don't know if you work at the gAME pLACE or not. I don't see you, I'm not down there. And yo- 
[Cuts off abruptly] 
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