CWCki - User contributions [en]

Knife

2014-05-03T08:26:22Z

RachmaninovDESU:

{{Disambiguation}}

'''Knife''' may refer to:

* '''[[Pocket knife]]''', Chris's trusty sidearm.
* '''[[Cutco]]''', a cutlery-company Chris once worked for.

Cutco

2014-05-03T08:22:36Z

RachmaninovDESU: The resemblance between the Knife card and the Cutco set is too uncanny to be coincidence (look at the handle).

[[Image:Cutco logo.png|center]]
[[Image:VectorLogo.png|right|thumb|Of course it's not a pyramid scheme; just look at the logo.]]
[[Image:CutcoUltimateset.jpg|right|thumb|The knives that Chris never cut himself or anyone else with]]
[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg|right|thumb|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]

'''Cutco''' is a company that sells overpriced medium-quality knives and the only other employer [[Chris]] has had besides [[Wendy's]]. Chris was employed by Cutco from June to September [[2003]].

==Employment==

Chris describes his background with Cutco in the [[Miyamoto Saga]] e-mails:

{{quote|One summer I was employed as a Salesman for Cutco products; the owners of the "Double-D" Edge and the Super Shears that can cut a penny to create a pig-tail. Lifetime Guarantee on sharpness. The boss left at Summer's end, and I lost that job. FYI, I was very cautious with my samples of cutary ''[sic]'', and I do not have any intentions of harming myself or anyone else. My record is clean.|Chris, clarifying that he is not [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|emo]]}}

Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>http://marketingpr.suite101.com/article.cfm/vector_marketing_is_not_a_scam</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will hire more or less anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."

It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, explaining that his Cutco job "was ONLY a Summer gig" and "it may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>

==Other mentions==
*Chris put a Cutco outlet in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|smashed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it apart.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>
*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two reference that he has a lot of unsold Cutco knives lying around.
==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Pocket knife]]

==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Cutco|Wikipedia article]]
{{Places}}
[[Category: Jobs]]

CWCki:General

2014-03-13T17:54:51Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Something Awful original threads */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__

{{Community Portal}}

*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]
*[[CWCki:General/Archive 2|Archive 2]]
*[[CWCki:General/Archive 3|Archive 3]]

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

=="No shit is too minor"==

This is something that's been on my mind for a while and I feel like getting it off my chest now. It's about our motto "No shit is too minor." I get this impression that people think it means "We have a duty to document every facet of Chris, we must know everything about Chris, if Chris takes a shit we need to document it and keep track of his bowel movements." I think that isn't the case.

First off, "no shit is too minor" is something someone just came up with one day and I thought it suited us well. It's not something I came up with or anything, but I've liked it because what I've always interpreted it as is "We shouldn't overlook things about Chris." At times, people can be like "Oh, we don't need to worry about this recording, we've looked over it before," that is that they will overlook material about Chris or not think it's important. I think the "no shit is too minor" in that as wiki editors we should dig through the content we do have and try and find new insights about Chris in it. For instance, when I first watched the [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]] I didn't think much of it. I was like "Okay, Chris is rambling on and doing Animal Crossing shit, who cares?" But then I watched it another day and noticed that he talks a lot about his parents and how they met, that's some pretty significant information. It doesn't mean we have to analyze his choice of font in the video, or we need to do a Freudian analysis of his music choices, but merely we shouldn't overlook things.

Anyways, I could go on but what I think we need to do is not to overlook the little things, that's how I've interpreted, rather than "Chris has a bowel movement, we need to document it and we need to know Chris's regularity" which is how I see a lot of people interpret it as.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:25, 27 January 2012 (PST)
*I agree completely, and encourage you to consider getting a new motto. I think the current one brings out people's spergy side. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:28, 27 January 2012 (PST)
** as i have said before, once you start leaving out details its like cancer. its all or nothing eventually. Either include everything because you never know what is or is going to be important (Elvis died on the crapper), or just dont include anything. if chris is irregular, well that sounds unimportant, but down the road that simple detail could help someone figure out something else. Logic requires detail for extrapolation of facts. more detail, more extrapolation, more facts...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 07:03, 27 January 2012 (PST)
** a possible new motto would be "Just the facts" or "The devil is in the details"
**No, cancer would be filling up the CWCki with too many pointless details. Champ's rant was all about how we DON'T need to write about every little trivial aspect of Chris's life. It's fine to leave stupid shit out, and that's what we're trying to do. And, that is also why we are having this discussion about a possible new motto. That said, I think you have some good ideas for possible alternate mottos, and I highly encourage Champ if he's reading this to consider them. Also, you have to sign all your posts, not just your first one. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)
*** Define what is 'stupid' clearly... What facts should be left out? COnjecture, that should be left out.. Opinion, that should be left out... But NO FACT no matter HOW MINISCULE should ever be left out, lest it be gone forever. The simple things, the details, the minutia, thats where the truth of Chris really lies...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:12, 7 February 2012 (PST)

== Linking quotes ==

Ok so i was reading the PS3 article over and notices that chris is quoted saying 'I'd throw away the cure for autism' where the word autism is linked to the autism page. well on the Pixelated_PS3 page (where the video lives that the quote comes from) autism is is also linked to the word autism.. ok here is the issue, when quoting chris on a page other then the one that has the original video, should we link the quote to that page directly? i mean we seem to link all kinds of stuff to all kinds of stuff but a barely see any quotes linked back to the source of the quote. Just asking what the protocol is for that?
*We usually do link back the quotes in the article text around them or in the quote description. I don't think that there is any set in stone policy about it, but I can't really think of any instance where a quote's source has not been linked in the article somewhere. If you can though, by all means show me where. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)
* if i run across it i will rectify it, the source is linked in the citation on the page i was talking about so there is a link, Chris is obviously quoted often so im sure there are quotes on pages with no back links. i guess creating citations for quotes is the best way to go.

== Megaupload and Filesharing sites ==

I've noticed that in quite a few articles that include things for download the link that lead to recently shut down file serving sites have been closed. Is it a priority to fix these? [[User:Granola|Granola]] 06:42, 13 February 2012 (PST)
*Yes, it is a priority (and a quite large one at that). I am currently fixing the ones that I can and moving the ones that are still working to Google Drive. Drive will probably never shut down and the files will never be removed. Please feel free to do the same to any download links that you find that are not on Google Drive or are broken. [[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 8:18, 21 July 2012 (CST)

== Chris and violence ==

Chris and violence have a long relationship. He has not only threatened violence, but also responded to threats of violence. He has performed tasks under the threat of violence and requested that tasks be performed with violence as an alternative..

The point here is that anger is one thing and violence is another. Chris has enough of a relationship with different areas of violence, that i believe that it deserves an article in the '''Chris and''' series.

Violence itself should not be lumped with anger. Anger is an emotion where as violence is an act (or in many cases the threat of an act) anger deals with how chris feels toward a specific situation where as violence deals with how Chris acts. im not a great christorian but i know enough to understand that ''''Chris and violence'''' is a subject that deserves a page on this wiki... [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:31, 9 March 2012 (PST)
*First, we already have the [[Death Threats]] article, so that kind of counts. Second, Chris is pretty much [[Power|incapable]] of violence anyway (unless he gets his hands on a gun, but why would he buy a gun when that can go into [[vidya]]?), so anger and threats are all he's going to get. While I agree that he does seem to resort to violence pretty often, I have to say that he often channels that anger into various things we already have articles on, whether it be the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] or the death threats previously mentioned. [[User:Boriki|Boriki]] 20:42, 22 March 2012 (PDT)
** Im not entirely convinced. The article i was thinking about is not just focused on chris DOING violence, but how he perceives violence, his bigotry regarding violence, and how he reacts to threats of violence. Basically chris is a bully, a pussy and generally has no empathy.[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:01, 23 March 2012 (PDT)
***Sounds rather pointless to me. The Chris and series in general just seems to be a way to take potshots at Chris nowadays, but they do have their place and they do cover a lot of things that would be hard to place into other articles. [[Chris and the law]] for instance I think is a page we needed to have. It could have ''maybe'' been placed into the [[Jerkop]] article, but it would have been wildly out of place. Now Chris and Violence on the other hand is something that very easily folds into articles like [[Death Threats]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], or even [[Chris and anger]]. Really, if you want to go into Chris's perception of violence, most of what you'd come up with would be ninety percent speculation anyway. You can try to write up the article yourself, and if anything is salvageable and CWCki appropriate we could make it into a [[Chris and anger]] subsection, but it's hardly appropriate for its own article. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:38, 23 March 2012 (PDT)

== A-Logging ==

I've been thinking, what would you all think of a page covering "A-Logging", that is thinking that Chris is worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot combine and deserves to be punished? I think this issue is sort of the opposite extreme of [[White knighting]] which we deal with. Now, I bring this up here because I ask - do you think we should have a formal article about it, ala the White knighting article, or perhaps we should make a policy about it to elaborate on [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]]? I think we get a lot of grief that we tend to foster A-Logs, that people will read the CWCki and think Chris is an awful person who has committed crimes against humanity (which really isn't the case). Or perhaps we should do both? My concern with an actual article on it is that A-Logging hasn't really impacted Chris trolling the same way white knighting has. A-Logs don't really fuck things up, they just make normal trolls look bad.

I think we should try to be more neutral towards Chris, critical yet fair, as I believe that ideally we should be presenting information about Chris as "This is what we know about Chris" rather than "Chris is x, y, z (and they're all bad things"). So, what do you all think? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 29 April 2012 (PDT)
*Yes. We need an article like this. A legitimate article like the White Knight one that explains in detail just how stupid the whole idea is, and with examples of what has resulted from it. In particular, I think we should point out that A-Log managed to get his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page from doing so. That will deter this sperginess if nothing else. While we're at it, I also think that links to this page should be added into the CWCki's welcome message so that new users are directed to it, and it should get linked on the front page, at least for a little while, so that as many thirteen year old youtubers as possible see it. I also would not object to A-Logging being made a temporarily bannable offence, just so we can get rid of those that ignore it. I know the forums are already considered a hive for sperginess, but that's a reputation that does not need to be attached to actual wiki users. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:11, 1 May 2012 (PDT)

So is anyone else going to do this, or will I have to? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 02:11, 10 May 2012 (PDT)
*I'm currently hopped up on caffeine so I'll write out a rough draft, once I'm done I'll post it here and you can all edit it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:17, 11 May 2012 (PDT)
*I've started a rough draft [[User:Champthom/Alogging|here]]. By all means edit it and comment on it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:50, 11 May 2012 (PDT)

== Activity meter ==

I was wondering if we could setup an activity meter, kind of like the defcon or the homeland security color system. It would theoretically measure how active chris is. Just thought ot would be a nice graphic that we could update when his activity level changes. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:26, 30 April 2012 (PDT)
*One of the few ideas Slimz has ever had that I'm fully behind. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:12, 1 May 2012 (PDT)
** thanks, you dont have to like my ideas, but if i have them im gonna share them, worst anyone can say is "no" [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:51, 3 May 2012 (PDT)
* After missing years of CWC news, I'm using the [[CWChronology]] as a gauge for activity. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 01:53, 10 July 2012 (PDT)
*I'm not a fan of this idea because if it's low activity, people will get pissed and it'll worsen discontent. Plus it's subjective, Chris posting a few Facebook posts every now and then is pretty good activity nowadays, though it'd probably be considered low than the days where Chris was releasing something every day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:31, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

== Index of terms ==

I think an index of terms that are used often would be useful.
Things like:
Solid Chris
Liquid Chris
China
Pickle
true and honest
fans
gal-pal
sweetheart

Now i know that the terms for the most part each have an article, but a single page of Chris-centric vocabulary would be nice.
thoughts [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 07:34, 9 May 2012 (PDT)

== Audio articles? ==

Someone on the CWCki Forums suggested that audio versions of articles, namely the "Chris and..." series be made so people like himself could listen to articles while he's working or driving to whatever. I suggested he post the request here, but I figure I'd help him out and post it here for him. My only concerns are 1) do you all think there is sufficient demand for audio articles (in other words, would anyone else besides this guy be interested in them?) and 2) does anyone here have a pleasant voice to read an article with?

I don't think it's a bad idea, I mean it would make Chris accessible to the blind and people who don't feel like reading articles and would rather listen to them, but it's not like it's a huge, huge priority. I'm mostly posing this here to gauge responses, namely if anyone else would be interested in audio articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:26, 30 June 2012 (PDT)
* there are a few problems
#This is a wiki and its always changing
#The "Chris and" series is one of the first most people read
#It would be very boring unless it was all rewritten in novel fashion

== The CWCki forums ==

I looked for it, and it was gone. What happened? - Murderdartxker 18:07, 18 November 2012 (PST)

== Kacey Calls ==

So the Youtube channel that had all the calls was banned and all the Mediafire links to the files are dead. How can we replace the videos let alone get the files back? This is a massive part of CWC history that was just destroyed and needs to be recovered.

[[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 05:38, 5 December 2012 (CST)
*I've got a handful on my computer. I'd ask on the forum. As I recall someone else has brought this up in the past. While there's some great stuff in a couple of the calls, the vast majority are duller than dishwater. --[[User:Lumber|Lumber]] 18:38, 5 December 2012 (PST)
**Upload them somewhere and fix as many broken links as you can. ~[[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 09:54, 5 December 2012 (CST)
**It doesn't matter if they're duller than dishwater or not. We're CWC historians here, and they're part of the historical record. I know there's been talk about "how minor is too minor" when it comes to recording Chris and his actions, but a trolling MP3 is an important piece of history and deserves to be re-uploaded and re-linked. --[[User:HCAndersen|HCAndersen]] 22:26, 8 January 2013 (PST)

== The state of things ==

I'll be honest, I and the rest of the staff has been doing a really lousy job keeping up with the CWCki. I don't think we need the number of mods and admins that we needed in the past when Chris was in full force but I think pretty much everyone on the staff is assuming that everyone else in the staff is keeping an eye on the CWCki and as a result, no one keeps an eye on the CWCki. I hear people will sometimes complain that Google will mark this site as an attack site and I'm wondering if it's because we're not banning people who do that sort of thing as it happens.

The big thing I plan on doing is auditing the CWCki staff, checking in on mods and admins for their current status and possibly downsizing the staff and/or replacing it with fresh blood. It's a first step towards trying to clean up on things.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:52, 24 June 2013 (PDT)

== Breaking up Facebook article ==

I think the facebook article is too big and we need to break it up into sections. I'll try to make some example pages in my userspace. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 20:34, 6 September 2013 (PDT)
* I'll break it up once we finished doing all the Facebook posts and fixing the links to the sections. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 03:15, 7 September 2013 (PDT)
*I was about to think, maybe break it up by month? Even if Chris stop doing this by, say, the end of the month, it wouldn't be a waste to have a "September 2013 Facebook posts" article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:04, 9 September 2013 (PDT)
* I'm glad to see breaking up the article is a priority. I guess I'll check back in a couple of months to see if it's still a thing. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 19:21, 9 September 2013 (PDT)
* I'm doing it right now. You want it, you got it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 01:03, 11 September 2013 (PDT)

== New Quote Box Colours? ==

Because of there are some Facebook posts which involve more than 3 users in conversations, (such as [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|this one]], which had 5 users posting) should we add more colours of quote boxes? Currently, there's only red, green and blue. I thought up of yellow and orange. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 01:27, 20 September 2013 (PDT)

== Cleaning up Facebook page ==

Hi, I'm starting to try to break up the facebook page, while adding info from [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ here]. Just wanted to make sure there was no opposition to this. I've already created a separate section for August 2013 posts. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 11:18, 3 November 2013 (PST)

== New facebook navigation bar ==

Unless anyone tells me no, I will be working on a couple of things:

1. Breaking up ALL facebook posts into pages based on months (since this is what Champ seems to want)
2. Working on a new navigation bar for the facebook section to accommodate the split pages

Facebook remains our largest source on Chris's antics, so I think it's incredibly important that his posts are displayed in a readable and organized manner.

Alright, I hope no one reverts my work or anything.

[[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 15:58, 4 November 2013 (PST)

* Also here is my proposed new navigation bar [[User:Chaosakita/exampletemplate]] [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 16:06, 4 November 2013 (PST)
* I seem to have gotten the goahead from Champ, so I went ahead and replaced the navigation bar. Hope it doesn't bother anyone. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:47, 5 November 2013 (PST)

== Facebook revamp ==

Looks like not too many people care about this so I'm going to continue with my plan:

1. I'm going to split up 2012 and 2013 into months (and abandon the existing 2012 and 2013 pages)
2. I'm going to continue transcribing pages from the imgur leak. This might take a while.
3. I already replaced the Facebook navigation template.

Also, here's some things I would like to do:

1. I would like the abandon the titles for each post. They are not that informative, and can be even be misleading. I also suck at coming up with them. On the other hand, I have no idea how I would separate each section
2. I would like to separate Notes and Status Updates. Not a huge deal, but it would make everything neater, I guess.

[[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:52, 5 November 2013 (PST)

== Something Awful original threads ==

In the 2007 article there are links to the archived versions of the original SA threads about Chris. I think it would be very worthwile to have our own copies of these as an archive. Does anyone have a SA archive account, or know someone with these accounts who would be up for the job? The links are the following:
*http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671
*http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 22:06, 8 March 2014 (UTC)

:Wouldn't that be illegal? I'm guessing that SA has copyrighted that content or used some other legal precautions to prevent people from copying it and giving it to other people free of charge. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 22:32, 8 March 2014 (UTC)

:Could be, but we have quoted comments from dozens of websites and message-boards and have never really been in trouble for that. It would probably be best to ask first, but I think we'd get permission to mirror the threads due to the nature of this site. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 10:57, 11 March 2014 (UTC)

::But as far as I gather none of those message boards and websites hide behind paywalls. If we were to put archived SA threads on this wiki than in theory we will be making SA lose money. Permission should definitely be asked before we put anything from SA on the CWCki, but I'm not sure if we should even bother about getting copies of those threads. Do they contain any interesting information about Chris that's not already documented on this wiki? If not than in my opinion it's not worth the effort. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 20:07, 11 March 2014 (UTC)

:::Iirc they don´t contain interesting info about Chris himself, they do, however, contain very interesting info on the earliest spread of Chris as a web phenomenon, something which is very much relevant to this wiki. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 17:15, 13 March 2014 (UTC)

::: Ok, I worked around the problem by adding a link to an archived version of the thread. The interesting thing is that the thread is started because of an eyewitness report on Chris that seems unrelated to Lucas taking the first pic (on the same day). Not sure if this is coincedence or if it adds up somehow. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 17:54, 13 March 2014 (UTC)

2007

2014-03-13T17:47:51Z

RachmaninovDESU:

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
* March 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the [[PS3]].
* March 29 - Chris makes a few more posts to his PSN Blogs, leaving some of the same complaints he did on the 26th.

===April===
* April 24 - ''[[Pokémon]] Diamond and Pearl'' are released in the US.
* April 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], claiming he is looking forward to the [[Adult Swim]] games featuring the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and [[Harvey Birdman]].
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June 15 - Chris makes a few posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the game Go Puzzle, and announcing he has found a way to play [[Guitar Hero]] on the [[PS3]].
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.
* July 23 - Chris makes a post to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote for him on the PaRappa contest.
* July 31 - The polls for the Parappa contest close.
* July 31 - Chris makes several posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote before the polls close, and wording his anxiousness.

===August===
* August 1 - Chris makes a few posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], talking about PS3 and his wish to be able to understand Japanese.
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified.
* August 4 - He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin serving him with a (probably one month) ban.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]
* September 4 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris complains about not being able to go online.
* September 5 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris replies to a blog concerning login problems.
* September 12 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris talks about [[PSP]] update 3.7. He also talks about his login problems.
* September 27 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris makes a few posts, one asking if he can use a [[XBox]] controller on a PS3.

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view, [http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 mirror].)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).
* October 31 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris asks a question about [[God of War]].

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 4 - [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 6 - Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 7 - Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his medallion.
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

2014-03-13T17:46:04Z

RachmaninovDESU:

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
* March 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the [[PS3]].
* March 29 - Chris makes a few more posts to his PSN Blogs, leaving some of the same complaints he did on the 26th.

===April===
* April 24 - ''[[Pokémon]] Diamond and Pearl'' are released in the US.
* April 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], claiming he is looking forward to the [[Adult Swim]] games featuring the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and [[Harvey Birdman]].
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June 15 - Chris makes a few posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the game Go Puzzle, and announcing he has found a way to play [[Guitar Hero]] on the [[PS3]].
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.
* July 23 - Chris makes a post to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote for him on the PaRappa contest.
* July 31 - The polls for the Parappa contest close.
* July 31 - Chris makes several posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote before the polls close, and wording his anxiousness.

===August===
* August 1 - Chris makes a few posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], talking about PS3 and his wish to be able to understand Japanese.
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified.
* August 4 - He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin serving him with a (probably one month) ban.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]
* September 4 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris complains about not being able to go online.
* September 5 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris replies to a blog concerning login problems.
* September 12 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris talks about [[PSP]] update 3.7. He also talks about his login problems.
* September 27 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris makes a few posts, one asking if he can use a [[XBox]] controller on a PS3.

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view, mirror: http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).
* October 31 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris asks a question about [[God of War]].

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 4 - [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 6 - Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 7 - Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his medallion.
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

CWCki:General

2014-03-13T17:15:18Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Something Awful original threads */

CWCki:General

2014-03-11T10:57:55Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Something Awful original threads */

CWCki:General

2014-03-08T22:06:13Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Something Awful original threads */ new section

2004

2013-05-17T10:43:25Z

RachmaninovDESU:

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0647-CWCAshAnime.jpg|thumb| Chris, on '''29 May 2004'''.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''February 2004''', sporting the original [[medallion]].]]
[[Image:Metonic.jpg|thumb|[[Metonic]] as drawn on '''3 January 2004'''.]]
[[Image:SonichuChronicles.jpg|thumb|On '''19 February 2004''', Chris starts building [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] Powerpoint.]]
[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|Throughout '''2004''', Chris's hate for [[Mary Lee Walsh]] only grows stronger.]]
[[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|On '''29 May 2004''', Chris meets [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|Monica Rial]].]]
[[Image:Red-string.jpg|thumb|On '''1 August 2004''', Chris tries to attract women using a [[Red string]].]]
[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|On '''26 September 2004''', PVCC decide that they have had enough of the crap, and they throw Chris out.]]

The year '''2004''' shows the appearance of the first [[Sonichu's News Dash]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s digital news bulletin. Christian spreading this bulletin through [[PVCC]] started his mythical feud with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the dean of PVCC, eventually resulting in him getting expelled from college. At the end of this year, Christian started drawing ''[[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]''.

==Events of 2004==

===January===
* January 1 - Chris writes an entry in his [[CWC's Diary]], stating his New Year's resolution to get a girlfriend, and his intent to make another attempt at [[PVCC]].
* January 3 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (Jan 3)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip. This is probably the first time Christian started writing about his creation in comic-strip form.
* January 6 - Chris reports in his diary he went to see his optometrist, who is also his half-brother, [[David Alan Chandler|David]]. He finds out he needs new lenses, and that David has an 8-year-old [[Savannah Chandler|daughter]].
* January 18 - Christian writes the poem "[[hard love quest]]".
* January 31 - Chris writes in his diary, expressing optimism that his new idea, the ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' will attract girls.
* January 31 - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #1 comes out.

===Febuary===
* February 1 - Christian tells [[Mary Lee Walsh]] [[Chris emails 2004-2006#February 2004|in an email]] that he will not hang signs in school ever again if she lets him distribute the News Dash.
* February 2 - Chris creates the Magi-Chan Sonichu card, and the Christian Chandler card.
* February 3 - Mary Lee Walsh responds to Chris's email and denies Chris's request, and requires that they meet on February 9th.
* February 9 - Christian meets with Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan to discuss his behavior. According to the [[Mailbag]], Walsh said that he will never get a girlfriend, that his methods are flawed and stupid and that he was stupid. Chris then threw a temper tantrum. According to Chris in his diary, Walsh bans him from distributing the ''Sonichu's News Dash'' on campus. Chris declares war on Mary Lee Walsh, and hopes to incite the "masses" to support him.
* February 19 - Christian starts making his [["The Sonichu Chronicles" PowerPoint]].
* February 24 - Christian's 22nd birthday. He gets snowed in. Chris is photographed on this date wearing his Sonichu [[medallion]].
* February - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #2 comes out.

===March===
* March 2 - In his diary, Chris reports that Mary Lee Walsh tried to influence the Chandler family to take him out of PVCC. Christian's parents get angry. Walsh [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked Out of College|bans Chris for a year]] and makes him see a $25-per-visit psychiatrist.
* March - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #3 comes out. The possibility of Sonichu powering up to [[Sonichu Balls#Powers|Ultra Sonichu]] is announced.
* March 18 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (18 Mar)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.

===April===
* April 8 - Chris creates a Nintendo Power cover of him and Sonichu.
* April 29 - An article about Sonichu is featured in the PVCC newsletter, ''The Forum''.
* April - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #4 comes out.

===May===
* May 4 - Christian's [[Animal Crossing Documentary]] is featured in ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]''.
* May 8 - Mothers Day. Chris presents [[Barbara]] with a ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu Mother-Day's Special]]'', a classic sonichu strip.
* May 29 - Christian attends the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention, where he meets voice actress Monica Rial.

===June===
* June 7 - Christian records a [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)#C.W.C.'s Animal Crossing/Mario Paint 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|documentary]] for the celebration of his parents' 24th anniversary.
* June 13 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (25 years later)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.

===August===
* August - Chris enters his short-lived fifth year at PVCC.
* August 1 - Christian writes in his diary that he has developed a new idea to attract women, involving a [[red string]].
* August 5 - Chris says in his diary that a [[Jerkop]] destroys the red string off him.
* August 17 - Chris creates the following ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards: [[:File:126-YuCChan.jpg|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[:File:246-YuVamprosa.jpg|Vamprosa]], [[:File:260-YuWild.jpg|Wild Sonichu]], [[:File:265-YuBubbles.jpg|Bubbles Rosechu]], [[:File:270-YuAngelica.jpg|Angelica Rosechu]], [[:File:275-YuPunchy.jpg|Punchy Sonichu]], [[:File:280-YuMagi.jpg|Magi-Chan Sonichu]], [[:File:294-YuWesLi.jpg|Wes-Li Sonichu]], [[:File:302-YuSahramah.jpg|Saramah Rosechu]], [[:File:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg|Lonesome Self]], [[:File:154-ApologyLetter.jpg|Apology Letter]], [[:File:157-CityOfCwcville.jpg|City of CWCville]] and [[:File:145-ShatteredHeart.jpg|Shattered Heart]].
* August 19 - Chris depicts his imaginary twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] for the first time, on a [[:File:152-YuCrystal.jpg|Yu-Gi-Oh! card]].

===September===
* September 4 - This date marks the 8th week Chris has spent trying to attract women at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Chris states in his diary that he "realized" holding a sign asking women to date him is akin to trying to "selling himself like a new car."
* September 6 - Chris writes a diary entry about his attempt to reason with a [[jerkop|security guard]] at the mall. He shouted "NO!" at the guard, and believed he had intimidated the man.
* September 11 - Chris reports in his diary that he was arrested for trying to "sell himself like a new car" at the mall. He does not have to go to jail, but he is forbidden to return to Charlottesville Fashion Square without one of his parents.
* September 16 - Christian is suspended from PVCC. In his diary, he blames Mary Lee Walsh for this. He claims his father is planning to write to George W. Bush and Laura Bush demanding action.
* September 26 - Chris writes in his diary that he is lonely and depressed due to being denied access to the mall and PVCC. He decides to ask Santa Claus for a girlfriend.

===October===
* October 18 - Christian writes the first draft for [[Story of My Current Days]].
* October - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #5 comes out.

===November===
* November 5 - Chris receives a [[Autism papers#Intake survey|psychiatric evaluation]] from a psychiatrist at the University of Virginia. It recommends further treatment; Chris and his family ignore it.
* November 24 - Christian starts drawing his first comic.

===December===
* December - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #6 comes out. Chris states that he expects a Christmas-apology from Mary Lee Walsh.
* December 2 - Chris makes the Angelica Rosechu card.
* December 4 - Christian writes the song "[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]".
* December 5 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (05 Dec)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.
* December 20 - Christian records his [[So Need a Cute Girl|"So need a cute girl" and "all I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend" home music-videos]] for the [[Chris's DVD|DVD]].
* December 25 - It is Christmas, and Santa doesn't bring Christian a girlfriend. He states that he is depressed.

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2003

2013-05-17T10:41:29Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* August */

[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2003''', on his 21st birthday..]]
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|It was a complete disaster.]]
[[Image:056-CWCHedgeBoys1.jpg|thumb|Early version of the [[Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]' debut album, recorded on 21 August 2003.]]
[[Image:424-CWC&SNHLifeShares.jpg|thumb|On '''13 October 2003''', Chris drew [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].]]
The year '''2003''' was the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned twenty-one years old. This year marked Chris's realization that he needed a girlfriend, and thus the beginning of his [[Love Quest]], essentially starting him down the long and winding road that led him to his bizarre and unreal current state.

==Events of 2003==
* Spring - Christian starts approaching girls at [[PVCC]], but they all say that they have boyfriends.
* Summer - Christian starts his [[Love Quest]]. One day, he approaches [[Anna McLerran|a girl]] who says she is a lesbian. He is repulsed.

===February===
* 10 February - Christian writes "[[my big 18th party]]". A short account of his 18th birthday.
* 24 February - Christian's 21st birthday. It was "not so great" because he got [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked Out of English|kicked out of English class]]. Later Chris admitted that this was mostly his own fault.
* 25 February - Chris realizes he needs a female sweetheart.

===April===
* 1 April - Chris creates the Hedgehogs in Love card.
* 10 April - Christian writes "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", the [[Sonichu]] story.

===May===
* 2 May - Christian creates the CD "Christian's Anime World", which suggests that Chris was a [[Sailor Moon]] fan before the [[Megan]] saga.

===June===
* June - Chris starts working as a salesman for [[Cutco]] cutlery.

===July===
* 10 July - Chris writes in his guestbook again as [[Ricardo]], saying that his site rocks.
* 22 July - Chris records a CD for [[Sarah Hammer]], entitled "Songs Between Friends: A CD for Christian & Sarah"

===August===
* August - Chris enters Senior year at [[PVCC]].
* August - Christian officially starts his sweetheart-search. He makes his first [[sign]], stating that he is looking for a [[boyfriend-free girl]].
* 21 August - [[Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] record their debut album.
* 23 August - Christian's Anime World 2! is released.

===September===
* September - Chris stops working for Cutco.
* 25 September - Chris draws a picture of [[Flame the Sunbird]], his latest "creation".

===October===
* 2 October - Christian writes [[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]].
* 7 October - [[Mary Lee Walsh]] confronts Chris and rips his sign up.
* 13 October - Christian writes and draws [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].

===November===
* 4 November - Christian writes the poem "[[saddest heart in the world]]".
* 12 November - Chris starts keeping a diary in ''[[Animal Crossing]]''.
* 22 November - In his ''Animal Crossing'' diary, Chris writes about "That medeling [sic] Mary Lee Walsh, crushing his dream of finding a girlfriend".
* 22 November - Christian shoots his [[Animal Crossing Documentary]].

===December===
* 4 December - The first known trolling of Chris occurs when "a hot redhead" writes in his guestbook saying that she will meet him outside of [[PVCC]] next week.

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2002

2013-05-17T10:40:44Z

RachmaninovDESU:

[[Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|thumb|Chris, turning 20 in '''2002'''.]]
The year '''2002''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 20 years old. What Chris did in this year is mostly a mystery, but it might include playing the [[vidya]].

==Events of 2002==
===February===
* 20 February - The Shining [[Sonichu]] card is created.
* 24 February - Chris starts looking out for a sweetheart.<ref>''"And I would like to point out right now, at this--at, uh--during my--ever since I--ev--during the whole--my whole Sweetheart Search has started, when I turned twenty-one, on February 24, 2002."'', [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] </ref> He also creates the Turbo [[Rainbow]] card to put on The [[Wall of Originals]].
===March===
* 11 March - Armat, Steeline and Dark Steeline are created by Chris.
* 16 March - Chris offers a [[naïve]] definition of love when he creates the Sonichu & [[Rosechu]] card. "Sonichu and Rosechu love each other so much, that neither one ever forgets the other's birthday."
* 21 March - Chris creates the Evil Energy card.
* 24 March - Evails, the famous Eevee-Tails hybrid, is born, as well as its evolution, Supreon. Also, Chris creates the Whammy!!!... card, featuring a character ripped off from the 80's game show "Press Your Luck."
* 25 March - Chris makes a Dark Christian card, and threatens to kill Harry Potter on it.
* 28 March - [[Ultra Sonichu]] is created by Chris.
===April===
* 5 April - Techti and Cytiger, technological Pokemon, are born.
* 11 April - Chris creates the [[Sonichu Ball]] card.
* 13 April - Chris creates the Chaos Emerald card, and makes two Power Rangers themed cards called "Bulk and Skull" and "Sonichu Zord".
===May===
* 15 May - Chris creates the Shiney Stadium card.
* 31 May - Chris buys his Gamecube.<ref>''"I've had my Gamecube for about almost a year and a half now, got it on May thirty-first, twenty o'two."'', [[Animal Crossing Documentary#Transcription|Animal Crossing Documentary]] </ref>
===June===
* June - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[Toys "R" Us]].
* June - Chris starts working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
===July===
* 24 July - Black Sonichu, or [[Blake]], is born.

===August===
* August - Chris enters Junior (3rd) year at [[PVCC]].

===September===
* 4 September - [[Bob|Bob's]] 75th birthday
* September - Chris signs his own guestbook on his website as [[Ricardo]], and says that [[Harry Potter]] is a "spaz".
* 7 September - The Christian's Maintenance card is created for the Wall of Originals.

===November===
*21 November - Release of ''[[Pokémon]] Ruby'' and ''Sapphire'': First appearance of [[Pokémon#Boulder-Dropping Whale|Wailord]], [[Pokémon#Mudkip|Mudkip]].
===December===
*10 December - [[Barb]] is pulled over and is charged with the following offense: "DEFECTIVE RIGHT SIDE BRAKE LT"<ref>[[:File:Barbchan2.PNG]]</ref>

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2001

2013-05-17T10:38:21Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* August */

[[Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2001'''.]]
[[Image:0315-KellieAndesY2K.jpg|thumb|In '''2001''', Chris lost touch with [[Kellie Andes]].]]
[[Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|thumb|Cake Chris made for his mother's 60th birthday in '''2001'''. It features Sonichu...]]
[[Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|thumb|Early [[Sonichu]] art.]]
The year '''2001''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 19 years old. One thing worth mentioning is that beginning from age 19 onwards, Chris has been rapidly gaining weight as photos taken from this year show Chris's growing double chin, as well as the first noticeable appearance of his man boobs.

==Events of 2001==
===February===
* Sometime - Chris launches his Bionicle website.
* 13 February - Chris updates [[CWC's PokéSite 2]]. He adds some images.
* 21 February - Chris creates the "_______'s [[Sonichu]]" card.
* 22 February - [[Rosey]], the offpsring of a [[Rosechu]], is conceived by Chris.
* 24 February - Christian's 19th birthday.
===March===
* 1 March - Chris creates the Racing Sonichu card.
* 6 March - Chris makes an Archie Comics cover for "[[Sonic The Hedgehog]] vs. Sonichu".
* 14 March - [[Vamprosa]], Rosechu's evolution, is born.
===May===
* 28 May - Chris joins [[eBay]].

===June===
* 6 June - Christian makes a CD called "Linda Ronstadt (En Espanol)."<ref>[[:File:051-LindaRonstadtCD.jpg]]</ref>
* 19 June - Shadow the Hedgehog's first appearance, in ''Sonic Adventure 2''. He would later be ripped off as [[Blake]].
===July===
* 12 July - Christian shoots the "[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)#Unfinished CWCville Tour|tour of lego-CwCville]]" video for his [[Chris's DVD|DVD]].
* 29 July - "Old" ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #1 comes out.
===August===
* August - Chris enters Sophomore year at PVCC.
* August - Chris starts working at [[Wendy's]].
* Summer - Chris loses touch with his [[gal-pal]] [[Kellie Andes]].

===September===
* 11 September - Chris goes shopping with [[Barbara]]. Also, Chris is allegedly "[[Apology for 9/11 Joke|saddened]]" by the [[terrorist]] attacks on the World Trade Center. [[Father Call|Matthew Devoria]]'s mother ([[Kacey]]'s grandmother) dies in the WTC.

===October===
* October - According to Chris's résumé, this was when he stopped working at Wendy's. However, other sources say that this happened before September 11th.
* 1 October - Barbara turns 60. Chris puts Sonichu on her cake.
===November===
* 17 November - Chris creates the Mystery-to-Solve card.
* 29 November - Chris creates the [[Tobacky|Hooked on Sonichu]] card.

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2000

2013-05-17T10:37:31Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* August */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0481-CWC18th12.jpg|thumb|In '''2000''', Chris celebrated his 18th birthday.]]
[[Image:043-CWCsFavHitsIn.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2000'''.]]
[[Image:0484-CWC18th15.jpg|thumb|Chicks, uncomfortable in the [[Chandler]] household on '''24 February 2000'''.]]
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5_crop_2.jpg|thumb|'''April 2000''', the Chandlers are moving houses.]]
[[Image:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|thumb|On '''29 August 2000''', Chris launches the [[Sonichu.net|CWC Sonichu site]].]]
[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|In late '''2000''', Chris created the first [[Sonichu Medallion]].]]

The year '''2000''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 18 years old. He graduated from high school and started attending [[PVCC]]. The year 2000 is iconic for the [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Sonichu fanbase]], as it was the year that he thought up [[Sonichu]] while making a mix CD. However, he didn't start making [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]] until [[2004]].

==Events of 2000==

* Sometime - Chris begins taking Paxil for depression.

===January===

* 22 January - Mrs. Raghu, a friend from [[Richmond]], signs Chris's guestbook and says that [[Pokémon]] is sooooo cute.
* 22 January - Jaime, a "friend" of Chris's from his [[Spanish]] 2 class, signs his guestbook and says that his website is really cool, srsly.

===February===
* 14 February - Chris writes [[Valentines Day Hymn]], a poem, and creates a collage to go with it.
* 19 February - Chris and his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] prepare for his [[My big 18th party (story)|birthday party]].
* 24 February - Chris's 18th birthday. He has pepperoni pizza and [[CWC Cola|Pepsi]], along with watching ''Good Burger'', with his [[Gal-pal]]s at home.

===March===
* March - Chris launches [[CWC's PokéSite 2]].
* 4 March - Megan Mitchell, sister of Chris's gal-pal Miranda Mitchell, signs his guestbook and says that Chris is very good at drawing.
* 12 March - Chris writes [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]], probably for Spanish class. It shows how crappy Chris's attempts at doing his homework were.
* 16 March - Mrs. Dunlap, one of Chris's teachers, signs his guestbook and says how nice the website looked after using Miranda's logos.
* 17 March - When Chris is assigned to create his own [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover]], he finds out that copyrighted characters were prohibited from the project. Chris thinks up the character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a chimera of [[Pikachu]] and [[Sonic]], as a way to get around copyrights held by [[SEGA]] and [[Nintendo]].
* 20 March - Kelbie, Annchop and Kixfairy, very strange Pokemon, are created by Chris.

===April===
* 4 April - Chris updates [[CWC's Pokésite 2|El PokéSite de RWC 2]].
* 7 April - Chris designs the cover for his Christian's Favorite Hits! CD.
* 13 April - Chris creates the Metonic card.
* 19 April - Chris creates the Christian's Sonichu card.
* 24 April - Chris starts making his self-documentary [[A Week With Christian Chandler]].
* 24 April - Chris's friend Jarrett from the Pokemon League signs his guestbook.
* 29 April - Chris goes to the [[Pokémon]] league at [[Books-A-Million]]. A party is held in honor of the launch of the Team Rocket Pokémon series.
* 30 April - Chris writes that the Chandler family is moving back to [[Ruckersville]]. Christian helps move boxes.

===May===
* May - Chris takes his mom to senior prom.
* 1 May - At school, Chris prints the cover for his CD. He complains about having to ride home in a bus with some 'slow in the minds' in it. It's an odd day, so Chris has lunch alone.
* 2 May - Chris falls asleep during English class. Because it is an even day, Chris has lunch with his friends [[Tiffany Gowen]] and [[Sarah Hammer]].
* 3 May - At home, Chris plays videogames, sorts his Pokémon cards and browses the internet. He also visits the YMCA pool.
* 4 May - A school day; at Contemporary Living class Chris makes some pasta with Tiffany and Sarah, at Photography class Chris makes a mothers-day gift for Barbara.
* 5 May - Chris goes to school in shirt and tie, because it's the day of the Senior Group Photo. Because the shoot takes so long, he is picked up from school by [[Bob]].
* 9 May - Chris creates the Christian's Christian card.
* 10 May - Chris updates CWC's PokéSite 2. He changes around the fonts a bit, and adds a text that tells visitors to bookmark and promote his site, and to leave a message in his guestbook.
* 11 May - Chris creates the Dark Sonichu card.

===June===
* June - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[Books-A-Million]].
* June - Chris starts working as a volunteer Gym Leader at [[Toys "R" Us]].
* 1 June - Chris creates the Surfing Sonichu card.
* 2 June - Chris creates the Snowboarding Sonichu card.
* 9-11 June - Chris attends BrickFest 2000, an adult Lego fan convention.
* 15 June - Chris graduates from [[Manchester High School]] on [[honor roll]]. He throws a hissy-fit.
* 19 June - Chris updates CWC's PokéSite 2. He changes the fonts and removes some text.

===July===
* 14 July - Chris makes a CD for his "big bro" [[Cole]]. He makes like a DJ and does a radio show on [[KCWC]] about him.
* 17 July - On his site, Chris declares that his family is finally finished moving to [[Ruckersville]].
* 26 July - "Sonichu" signs Chris's guestbook, saying that Chris's site is terrific.
* 27 July - Christian sets to work on Christian's Favorite Hits 2! Critics claim it is much worse than the first one, which gained minimal praise.

===August===
* August - Chris starts as a Freshman at [[PVCC|Piedmont Virginia Community College]].
* 16 August - Chris's friend from Toys R Us, Jason, signs his guestbook, saying that he beat Chris with a Moltres stall deck and wishing him good luck at PVCC.
* 20 August - Chris makes a Yahoo! account. The username is CChandler9885.
* 28 August - Chris creates the Cwc's Sonichu Site logo.
* 29 August - According to Chris, this is the day his [[Sonichu.net|CWC Sonichu site]] was launched.
* 30 August - ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' Preview issue #00 comes out. Chris announces his site.
* 31 August - Chris's friend from PVCC, Nicole, signs his guestbook and says that he did a good job on the website, and she wishes him luck in anything he does.

===September===
* 4 September - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' Preview issue #01 comes out. [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is first mentioned.
* 7 September - Chris creates Chicachu, the female Pikachu, and Maychu, the female Raichu.
* 19 September - Christian updates his Christian's Sonichu card, and creates the Christian's Chicachu card and the Christian's Maychu card. He also creates the Cwick City Gym card.
* 23 September - Chris makes the Christian's Weeler, Christian's Hotfinish and Christian's Strongtire cards. He also makes a TopDeck cover with Sonichu for his scrapbook.
* 24 September - Chris creates the Christian's Flashbulb, Christian's Coonbulb, Christian's Bugzapp, Christian's Kelbie, Christian's Annchop and Christian's Kixfairy cards.
* 28 September - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' Preview issue #02 comes out.

===November===
* 11 November - Chris signs the guestbook of a website called Lione Productions.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:134331167038.png</ref>
* 12 November - Chris creates a CD for his gal-pal [[Kellie Andes]] for her birthday.
* 15 November - Chris updates CWC's PokéSite 2 again. He changes the font and adds some text.
* 19 November - Unfazed by the failure that was Christian's Favorite Hits 2!, Christian makes Christian's Favorite Hits 3!

===Winter===
* Chris crafts the first [[Sonichu Medallion]] from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola Model Magic Clay]].

===December===
* 21 December - [[Sonee]], Sonichu's offspring, has a card created for him.
* 22 December - Chris publishes his last news item on [[CWC's Pokésite 2]]. Also, according to the [[Wall of Originals]], this was the day that Chris conceived [[Rosechu]].
* 23 December - Chris creates another TopDeck magazine cover featuring his creations.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2002

2013-05-17T10:34:56Z

RachmaninovDESU:

[[Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|thumb|Chris, turning 20 in '''2002'''.]]
The year '''2002''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 20 years old. What Chris did in this year is mostly a mystery, but it might include playing the [[vidya]].

==Events of 2002==
===February===
* 20 February - The Shining [[Sonichu]] card is created.
* 24 February - Chris starts looking out for a sweetheart.<ref>''"And I would like to point out right now, at this--at, uh--during my--ever since I--ev--during the whole--my whole Sweetheart Search has started, when I turned twenty-one, on February 24, 2002."'', [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] </ref> He also creates the Turbo [[Rainbow]] card to put on The [[Wall of Originals]].
===March===
* 11 March - Armat, Steeline and Dark Steeline are created by Chris.
* 16 March - Chris offers a [[naïve]] definition of love when he creates the Sonichu & [[Rosechu]] card. "Sonichu and Rosechu love each other so much, that neither one ever forgets the other's birthday."
* 21 March - Chris creates the Evil Energy card.
* 24 March - Evails, the famous Eevee-Tails hybrid, is born, as well as its evolution, Supreon. Also, Chris creates the Whammy!!!... card, featuring a character ripped off from the 80's game show "Press Your Luck."
* 25 March - Chris makes a Dark Christian card, and threatens to kill Harry Potter on it.
* 28 March - [[Ultra Sonichu]] is created by Chris.
===April===
* 5 April - Techti and Cytiger, technological Pokemon, are born.
* 11 April - Chris creates the [[Sonichu Ball]] card.
* 13 April - Chris creates the Chaos Emerald card, and makes two Power Rangers themed cards called "Bulk and Skull" and "Sonichu Zord".
===May===
* 15 May - Chris creates the Shiney Stadium card.
* 31 May - Chris buys his Gamecube.<ref>''"I've had my Gamecube for about almost a year and a half now, got it on May thirty-first, twenty o'two."'', [[Animal Crossing Documentary#Transcription|Animal Crossing Documentary]] </ref>
===June===
* June - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[Toys "R" Us]].
* June - Chris starts working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
===July===
* 24 July - Black Sonichu, or [[Blake]], is born.

===September===
* 4 September - [[Bob|Bob's]] 75th birthday
* September - Chris signs his own guestbook on his website as [[Ricardo]], and says that [[Harry Potter]] is a "spaz".
* 7 September - The Christian's Maintenance card is created for the Wall of Originals.

===November===
*21 November - Release of ''[[Pokémon]] Ruby'' and ''Sapphire'': First appearance of [[Pokémon#Boulder-Dropping Whale|Wailord]], [[Pokémon#Mudkip|Mudkip]].
===December===
*10 December - [[Barb]] is pulled over and is charged with the following offense: "DEFECTIVE RIGHT SIDE BRAKE LT"<ref>[[:File:Barbchan2.PNG]]</ref>

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2000s

2013-05-17T10:34:31Z

RachmaninovDESU:

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in the new milennium.]]
[[File:Cwchrono graph.png|thumb|CWC's activity in [[2008]], [[2009]] and [[2010]].]]
[[Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''2001'''.]]
[[Image:0315-KellieAndesY2K.jpg|thumb|In '''2001''', Chris lost touch with [[Kellie Andes]].]]
[[Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|thumb|Chris, turning 20 in '''2002'''.]]
[[Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|thumb|Cake Chris made for his mother's 60th birthday in '''2001'''. It features Sonichu...]]
[[Image:136-LoveSearchItems.jpg|thumb|[[Love Quest]] items from '''2003''' and '''2004'''.]]

The shit finally hit the fan in '''the 2000s'''. [[Chris]] came of age sexually, began his [[Love Quest]], invented [[Sonichu]], stalked lots of women, got thrown out of malls, and became a popular LOLcow on the internet.

==2000==
The year '''2000''' is the year that Chris graduated from [[high school]], and started attending [[PVCC]]. The year 2000 is iconic for the [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Sonichu fanbase]], as it was the year that [[Christian]] thought up [[Sonichu]] whilst making a mix CD. Chris, however, didn't start making [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]] until [[2004]].
===Events of 2000===
''See [[2000]]''

==2001==
The year '''2001''' is the year that Chris turned 19 years old. Another thing worth mentioning is that beginning from age 19 onwards, Chris has been rapidly gaining weight as photos taken from this year show Chris's growing double chin, as well as the first noticeable appearance of his man boobs.
===Events of 2001===
''See [[2001]]''

==2002==
In '''2002''' Chris was mostly busy creating original pokemon cards. This year also showed rising awareness in Chris that he needed a girlfriend.
===Events of 2002===
''See [[2002]]''

==2003==
The year 2003 was the year that marked Chris's definitive realization that he needed a girlfriend, and thus the beginning of his [[Love Quest]], essentially starting him down the long and winding road that led him into the arms of the trolls.
===Events of 2003===
''See [[2003]]''

==2004==
The year '''2004''' shows the appearance of the first ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'', Christian's digital news bulletin. Christian spreading this bulletin through [[PVCC]], started his mythical feud with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the dean of PVCC, eventually resulting in him getting expelled from college. At the end of this year, Christian started drawing ''[[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]''.

===Events of 2004===
''See [[2004]]''

==2005==
[[File:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris and Meg-chan in '''2005''']]
The year '''2005''' was, in retrospective, Christian's most productive year, resulting in him drawing 4 issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]]. Because of getting expelled from [[PVCC]], Chris had a lot of free time on his hands, leading in him putting a lot more effort in his [[love quest]]. June and July are characterized by a series of fights between Christian and the local authorities, resulting in a trial, and, according to Chris, severe traumatic scarring. In 2005, Christian also gained two of his most renown friends, [[Anna McLerran]] and [[Megan Schroeder]]. The first, a Mormon [[Wikipedia:Pacific Sunwear|Pac-Sun]] employee, Chris met whilst [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|pacing the mall]] on his [[love quest]]. The second, an insecure female otaku he met playing ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' at his local [[Game Place|game store]].

===Events of 2005===
''See: [[2005]]''

==2006==
The year '''2006''' shows several important developments within Christian's behavior that are now seen as typical. Firstly, Christian starts to get more and more clingy towards [[Megan]]. Via [[e-mail]], she repeatedly tells him off, but to no avail. Secondly, he starts engaging to large extent in the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into large debts. For the first time, Chris start buying porno-items, [[My Little Pony]]s, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like eBay and AdamandEve.com. Although Christian is unemployed, he still has a small social-life. He mostly goes out to engage in card game-related activities. In [[2006]], Barbara apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' sub-episodes. Therefore, after [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], no more sub-episodes come out.

===Events of 2006===
''See [[2006]]''

==2007==
The second half of the year '''2007''' show some important developments within Christian's life. Firstly, Chris enters and unfairly loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged. Secondly, he discovers a satirical [[ED]] page written about him. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive [[trolls|trolling]] of Christian's person in 2008.

===Events of 2007===
''See [[2007]]''

==2008==
The year '''2008''' is the year that Chris turned 26 years old. [[2008]] showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of [[2009]]. The first was a phase of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of both his church and his local game store, leaving him desperate and lonely. The second was a phase of trolling in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online-girlfriends, or members of an online-fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually created the parameters of Chris's life in 2009.

===Events of 2008===
''See [[2008]]''

==2009==
Throughout '''2009''', Chris's life was unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth wave of [[trolls|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|more organized]], [[Krapple|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape|things]] we can never unsee.
===Events of 2009===
''See [[2009]]''
==Sources==
<references/>
{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

1999

2013-05-17T10:24:06Z

RachmaninovDESU:

[[Image:0500-CWCAsh1.jpg|thumb|right|'''1999''', the Poké-madness breaks loose.]]
[[Image:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1999'''. This image is win.]]
[[Image:0502-CWCAsh3.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Chris pic from '''1999'''.]]
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed sites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at the [[Game Place]] around this time. Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.

During this year the Chandlers are allegedly harassed by a man named Jamie Dunn, who attempts to land [[Bob]] in prison.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

==Events of 1999==
===February===
* 24 February - Christian's 17th birthday. To commemorate the occasion, Chris evidently completes a drawing, "[[Bionic]] Over Autism." This drawing would later be included in [[Sonichu 6]]. This is also the day when Espanolic, one of Chris's more [[Chris and Race|racist]] creations, was born.
===March===
* 13 March - Vegaton, the evolution of Espanolic, is born.
===April===
* 10 April - Drummor, a noisy Pokémon, is created by our autistic hero.
* 17 April - Christian creates the "original" Pokémon card for Blue, or Snubbull.
* 18 April - Togepi is made as a Pokémon card by Chris.
* 23 April - Mixed Up Farfetch'd and Missingno. are created as Pokémon Cards by Chris.
* 24 April - Luigi, everyone's favorite Nintendo character, is made into an "original" Pokémon Card by Chris, as well as Baniru, or Marrill, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
* 25 April - The domain for [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] in the Pokémon Community is reserved, by someone going by the name Starplayer, for use by Chris.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/19990902144020/http://pokemon.acmecity.com/james/190/</ref>
===May===
* 5 May - Bushwacked, a grass Pokémon, is made into a Pokémon Card by Chris.
===July===
* 1 July - In an attempt to promote [[CWC's Pokésite 1|his own website]], Chris posts a comment on the guestbook of a website called Lione Productions.<ref name="Lione Productions">http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:134331167038.png</ref>
* 3 July - Bob and Barb sign the guestbook of CWC's Pokésite 1.
* 6 July - Koffingroo, a poisonous kangaroo Pokémon, is born.
* 16 July - A number of new "Pokémon" are created by Chris on this day, such as Cymbolic, a cymbal Pokémon, Flashbulb and Coonbulb, light bulb Pokémon, and Bugzapp, an insect Pokémon.
* 22 July - Christian launches [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
* 29 July - A friend signs Chris's guestbook and tells him that she hopes he continues learning HTML.

===August===
* August/September - Christian begins his senior year at [[Manchester High School]].
* 15 August - Chris makes a Duelist magazine cover featuring his custom Pokémon cards.
* 17 August - Weeler and Hotfinish, vehicle Pokémon, are born.
* 18 August - Strongtire, a robot Pokémon, is born.
* 24 August - Compufrog, a Pokémon "made from computer programming", is born. Also, Chris edits his Snubbull card to its correct name.
* 25 August - Chris creates his PokéDex trainer card.
* 27 August - Chris updates his Marrill card to its correct name.
* 30 August - Chris makes Yoshi, ANOTHER [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] character, as a Pokémon.
===September===
* 22 September - Christian writes his own myth - "[[How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls]]". According to Chris, his English teacher thought it was great.<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//intrstry.htm]</ref>
* 26 September - Christian creates the Christian W. Chandler trainer card.
* 30 September - A friend, Mrs. Johnson, signs Chris's guestbook and says that she knows of "others" that would like his website and she will pass it on to them.
===October===
* 7 October - ''[[Excel Saga]]'' [[anime]] premieres.
* 13 October - Christian launches the news section on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|new Pokémon site]].<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//goldpoke.htm]</ref>
* 16 October - Christian is featured in [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]], dressed up as Ash.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 30 October - Christian publishes "How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls" on his Pokémon site.<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//intrstry.htm]</ref>

===November===
* 21 November - ''[[Pokémon]] Gold'' and ''Silver'' are released. First appearance of [[Reginald Sneasel|Sneasel]],
* 22 November - Chris makes [[Autism|Plautistic]], one of his only [[Sonichu|useless]] Pokémon.
* 25 November - Chris makes Donphan, an already existing Pokémon, into one of his "originals."

===December===
* 9 December - Chris signs the guestbook of Lione Productions once more.<ref name="Lione Productions" />

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

CWCki:CWChronology

2013-05-17T10:16:07Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Accessing the CWChronology */

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:Professional-drinker.png|thumb|Average CWChronology employee.]]
[[Image:Timeline.png|thumb|A timeline showing all the major [[Saga|historical eras]] in Chris's life.]]

The '''CWChronology''' (pronounced like "Quick-Chronology") is the timeline that documents every notable occurrence in [[Chris's]] life. It was started by Rach on [[2009#January|23 January 2009]], on the oldskool [[PVCC]], and since then it has been working like a news service. All data covering events prior to [[2009#January|23 January 2009]], have been gathered through historical research. On [[February 2009|16 February 2009]], the CWChronology moved to [[CWCki]], so that now everybody can edit it.

==Accessing the CWChronology==
From [[1999]] on, all years have separate articles. There are also articles for the [[1990s]], [[1980s]] and a single page for [[pre-1980]] events.

Years that have been covered in the CWChronology:
* [[2013]]
* [[2012]]
* [[2011]]
* [[2010]]
* [[2009]]
* [[2008]]
* [[2007]]
* [[2006]]
* [[2005]]
* [[2004]]
* [[2003]]
* [[2002]]
* [[2001]]
* [[2000]]
* [[1999]]
* [[1990s]]
* [[1980s]]
*[[Pre-1980]]

==CWChronology rules and style guide==
* Dates must somehow be relevant to Chris. For instance, trolling is only included in the CWChronology if it somehow affects Chris, otherwise it's not important enough. Exceptions can be made for dates that are relevant to the CWChronology itself.
* Lots of blue links. The CWChronology should be a portal to the rest of the [[CWCki]].
* Lots of images. This makes it moar fun browsing. Best way to not let the images fuck up the layout is to just list them at the top of the article (see [[2008]]). Also, make sure they are somewhat related to the text next to them.
* If two sources conflict, and give different dates for an occurrence, add them both, but mention the fact that the sources conflict.
* Occurrences in the ''Sonichu'' canon are also included, but they are noted as being in the ''Sonichu'' canon.
* Annotations aren't obligatory, but they are welcome. Especially if the date isn't considered as common knowledge, or if the inclusion is controversial.
* If multiple unrelated events take place on one day, they get separate entrances. They are listed in the order in which the events happened.
* Don't make style components up. It looks messy and will be reverted no matter how important the info is. Spare us and yourself the time.

==Tasks that are still to be done==
If you do a good job you can earn the CWChronology Iron Cross for this:
* Add Chris's fan chats and Mumble conversations from [[February 2009]] onwards to the CWChronology, with a one-sentence summary of their contents.
* <s>Write short summaries for the months from [[July 2009]] onwards, to go at the top of the article.</s>
* Sent e-mails containing notable information need to be added, with a one-sentence summary of their contents.

{{timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]
[[Category:CWCki projects]]

1990s

2013-05-17T10:14:50Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Events of 1998 */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in the nineties.]]
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[Niggos|nigger]].]]

The '''1990s''' saw the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokémon]] which would one day lead to the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. He also started using the [[Internet]] this decade.

==1990==
'''1990''' would be our problematic [[Autism|autistic]]'s last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he was expelled. Also, Chris met his [[gal-pal]] [[Tiffany Robinson]].

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]
[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1995'''.]]
[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]
[[File:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's '''1998''' gift to [[Cole Smithey]].]]
===Events of 1990===
* 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
* June - Christopher becomes a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. (according to himself) <ref>From the [[Sonichu]] article on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters third grade at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1991==
'''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". In this year Chris's friend [[Tiffany Robinson]] would end her friendship with Chris.

===Events of 1991===
* 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
* April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
* 23 June - the first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.
* 1991 - Christopher is first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homos|homosexual]] principal of the school.
* September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
* 1991 - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 1991 - Christopher's father, [[Bob Chandler]], takes the "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 1991 - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>

==1992==
In '''1992''', Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and home-schooled for a year. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, Bob and Chris moved to the outskirts of [[Richmond]].

===Events of 1992===
* 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fifth grade. He is home-schooled.
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] in Chesterfield County, Virginia, because they are afraid Chris will be "locked up in an institution." They keep their home in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

==1993==
In '''1993''', Chris started attending [[Providence Middle School]] in Richmond. He became more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a Sonic contest.

===Events of 1993===
* 1993 - Chris's [[Son-chu|noble steed]] is manufactured.
* 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
* August/September - Chris starts attending [[Providence Middle School]], entering the sixth grade.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]].</ref>
* Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
* 19 November - Amy Rose and Metal Sonic's first American appearance, in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]]''. Little did they know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and [[Metal Sonichu]].
* 20 November - Chris gets Spider-Man's autograph at the mall, and meets Mario, Barbie, Santa Claus and a dog.
* 29 December - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>

==1994==
In '''1994''', Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

===Events of 1994===
* Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
* 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
* 26 February - Christian wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals.
* 9 May - The Case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is dismissed by the Virginia Court of Appeals.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.

==1995==
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.

===Events of 1995===
* 1995 - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].
* 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
* March - first appearance of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]] in [[Sonic|''Knuckles' Chaotix'']]. If they had known about the horror of the [[Chaotic Combo]], they wouldn't have bothered.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 25 December - Chris receives a two-faced sports fan, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord and a new bicycle for Christmas.

==1996==
'''1996''' was a rather [[stress|stressful]] year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].

===Events of 1996===
* 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He receives a Lego robot.
* 27 February - [[Pokémon|''Pokémon Red'' and ''Green'']] are released in Japan: the first appearance of [[Pikachu]].
* Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence Middle School on [[honor roll]].<ref>Based upon statements by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at [[Manchester High School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 11 September - [[Ryan Cash]] is born.
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity [[basketball]] team.
* 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].
* 25 December - Chris receives a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a [[Peanuts|Snoopy doll]], a ''Cartooning with Charles Schulz'' kit, [[Wikipedia:Wave Race 64|''Wave Race 64'']], [[Wikipedia:Mischief Makers|''Mischief Makers'']] and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for [[Christmas]]. He also gives Bob a [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]] plushie.

==1997==
In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

===Events of 1997===
* 1997 - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].
* 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
* 1 April - First episode of ''[[Pokémon]]'' anime broadcast in Japan; [[Pikachu]] becomes a cultural icon there.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic [[dream]] about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] appearing on [[Game Boy]].<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
* 17 September - death of [[Red Skelton]].
* 1 October - [[Barbara]]'s 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.

==1998==
In '''1998''', Chris received an [[Honor roll|F]] in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the "[[Song of Christian]]" in retribution. He also discovered [[masturbation]].

===Events of 1998===
* 1998 - Chris discovers masturbation.<ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
* 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]].
* 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
* 15 May - [[Song of Christian]] released.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] "[[KCWC broadcast|broadcast]]" on tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.
* 8 September - The ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[anime]] is released in the United States. Chris becomes an avid fan.
* 30 September - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Blue'' are released in America. Things would never be the same in the Chandler household.

==1999==
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed websites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at [[The GAMe PLACe]] around this time.<ref>Based on an estimate by [[Lucas]] in [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]].</ref> Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
===Events of 1999===
{{Main|1999}}

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

1990s

2013-05-17T10:14:12Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* 1997 */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in the nineties.]]
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[Niggos|nigger]].]]

The '''1990s''' saw the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokémon]] which would one day lead to the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. He also started using the [[Internet]] this decade.

==1990==
'''1990''' would be our problematic [[Autism|autistic]]'s last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he was expelled. Also, Chris met his [[gal-pal]] [[Tiffany Robinson]].

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]
[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1995'''.]]
[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]
[[File:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's '''1998''' gift to [[Cole Smithey]].]]
===Events of 1990===
* 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
* June - Christopher becomes a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. (according to himself) <ref>From the [[Sonichu]] article on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters third grade at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1991==
'''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". In this year Chris's friend [[Tiffany Robinson]] would end her friendship with Chris.

===Events of 1991===
* 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
* April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
* 23 June - the first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.
* 1991 - Christopher is first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homos|homosexual]] principal of the school.
* September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
* 1991 - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 1991 - Christopher's father, [[Bob Chandler]], takes the "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 1991 - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>

==1992==
In '''1992''', Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and home-schooled for a year. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, Bob and Chris moved to the outskirts of [[Richmond]].

===Events of 1992===
* 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fifth grade. He is home-schooled.
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] in Chesterfield County, Virginia, because they are afraid Chris will be "locked up in an institution." They keep their home in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

==1993==
In '''1993''', Chris started attending [[Providence Middle School]] in Richmond. He became more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a Sonic contest.

===Events of 1993===
* 1993 - Chris's [[Son-chu|noble steed]] is manufactured.
* 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
* August/September - Chris starts attending [[Providence Middle School]], entering the sixth grade.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]].</ref>
* Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
* 19 November - Amy Rose and Metal Sonic's first American appearance, in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]]''. Little did they know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and [[Metal Sonichu]].
* 20 November - Chris gets Spider-Man's autograph at the mall, and meets Mario, Barbie, Santa Claus and a dog.
* 29 December - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>

==1994==
In '''1994''', Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

===Events of 1994===
* Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
* 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
* 26 February - Christian wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals.
* 9 May - The Case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is dismissed by the Virginia Court of Appeals.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.

==1995==
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.

===Events of 1995===
* 1995 - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].
* 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
* March - first appearance of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]] in [[Sonic|''Knuckles' Chaotix'']]. If they had known about the horror of the [[Chaotic Combo]], they wouldn't have bothered.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 25 December - Chris receives a two-faced sports fan, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord and a new bicycle for Christmas.

==1996==
'''1996''' was a rather [[stress|stressful]] year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].

===Events of 1996===
* 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He receives a Lego robot.
* 27 February - [[Pokémon|''Pokémon Red'' and ''Green'']] are released in Japan: the first appearance of [[Pikachu]].
* Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence Middle School on [[honor roll]].<ref>Based upon statements by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at [[Manchester High School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 11 September - [[Ryan Cash]] is born.
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity [[basketball]] team.
* 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].
* 25 December - Chris receives a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a [[Peanuts|Snoopy doll]], a ''Cartooning with Charles Schulz'' kit, [[Wikipedia:Wave Race 64|''Wave Race 64'']], [[Wikipedia:Mischief Makers|''Mischief Makers'']] and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for [[Christmas]]. He also gives Bob a [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]] plushie.

==1997==
In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

===Events of 1997===
* 1997 - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].
* 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
* 1 April - First episode of ''[[Pokémon]]'' anime broadcast in Japan; [[Pikachu]] becomes a cultural icon there.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic [[dream]] about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] appearing on [[Game Boy]].<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
* 17 September - death of [[Red Skelton]].
* 1 October - [[Barbara]]'s 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.

==1998==
In '''1998''', Chris received an [[Honor roll|F]] in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the "[[Song of Christian]]" in retribution. He also discovered [[masturbation]].

===Events of 1998===
* This year - Chris discovers masturbation.<ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
* 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]].
* 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
* 15 May - [[Song of Christian]] released.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] "[[KCWC broadcast|broadcast]]" on tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.
* 8 September - The ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[anime]] is released in the United States. Chris becomes an avid fan.
* 30 September - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Blue'' are released in America. Things would never be the same in the Chandler household.

==1999==
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed websites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at [[The GAMe PLACe]] around this time.<ref>Based on an estimate by [[Lucas]] in [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]].</ref> Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
===Events of 1999===
{{Main|1999}}

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

1990s

2013-05-17T10:09:08Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Events of 1995 */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in the nineties.]]
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[Niggos|nigger]].]]

The '''1990s''' saw the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokémon]] which would one day lead to the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. He also started using the [[Internet]] this decade.

==1990==
'''1990''' would be our problematic [[Autism|autistic]]'s last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he was expelled. Also, Chris met his [[gal-pal]] [[Tiffany Robinson]].

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]
[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1995'''.]]
[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]
[[File:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's '''1998''' gift to [[Cole Smithey]].]]
===Events of 1990===
* 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
* June - Christopher becomes a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. (according to himself) <ref>From the [[Sonichu]] article on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters third grade at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1991==
'''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". In this year Chris's friend [[Tiffany Robinson]] would end her friendship with Chris.

===Events of 1991===
* 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
* April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
* 23 June - the first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.
* 1991 - Christopher is first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homos|homosexual]] principal of the school.
* September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
* 1991 - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 1991 - Christopher's father, [[Bob Chandler]], takes the "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 1991 - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>

==1992==
In '''1992''', Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and home-schooled for a year. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, Bob and Chris moved to the outskirts of [[Richmond]].

===Events of 1992===
* 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fifth grade. He is home-schooled.
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] in Chesterfield County, Virginia, because they are afraid Chris will be "locked up in an institution." They keep their home in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

==1993==
In '''1993''', Chris started attending [[Providence Middle School]] in Richmond. He became more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a Sonic contest.

===Events of 1993===
* 1993 - Chris's [[Son-chu|noble steed]] is manufactured.
* 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
* August/September - Chris starts attending [[Providence Middle School]], entering the sixth grade.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]].</ref>
* Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
* 19 November - Amy Rose and Metal Sonic's first American appearance, in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]]''. Little did they know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and [[Metal Sonichu]].
* 20 November - Chris gets Spider-Man's autograph at the mall, and meets Mario, Barbie, Santa Claus and a dog.
* 29 December - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>

==1994==
In '''1994''', Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

===Events of 1994===
* Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
* 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
* 26 February - Christian wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals.
* 9 May - The Case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is dismissed by the Virginia Court of Appeals.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.

==1995==
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.

===Events of 1995===
* 1995 - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].
* 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
* March - first appearance of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]] in [[Sonic|''Knuckles' Chaotix'']]. If they had known about the horror of the [[Chaotic Combo]], they wouldn't have bothered.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 25 December - Chris receives a two-faced sports fan, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord and a new bicycle for Christmas.

==1996==
'''1996''' was a rather [[stress|stressful]] year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].

===Events of 1996===
* 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He receives a Lego robot.
* 27 February - [[Pokémon|''Pokémon Red'' and ''Green'']] are released in Japan: the first appearance of [[Pikachu]].
* Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence Middle School on [[honor roll]].<ref>Based upon statements by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at [[Manchester High School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 11 September - [[Ryan Cash]] is born.
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity [[basketball]] team.
* 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].
* 25 December - Chris receives a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a [[Peanuts|Snoopy doll]], a ''Cartooning with Charles Schulz'' kit, [[Wikipedia:Wave Race 64|''Wave Race 64'']], [[Wikipedia:Mischief Makers|''Mischief Makers'']] and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for [[Christmas]]. He also gives Bob a [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]] plushie.

==1997==
In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

===Events of 1997===
* This year - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].
* 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
* 1 April - First episode of ''[[Pokémon]]'' anime broadcast in Japan; [[Pikachu]] becomes a cultural icon there.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic [[dream]] about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] appearing on [[Game Boy]].<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
* 17 September - death of [[Red Skelton]].
* 1 October - [[Barbara]]'s 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.

==1998==
In '''1998''', Chris received an [[Honor roll|F]] in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the "[[Song of Christian]]" in retribution. He also discovered [[masturbation]].

===Events of 1998===
* This year - Chris discovers masturbation.<ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
* 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]].
* 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
* 15 May - [[Song of Christian]] released.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] "[[KCWC broadcast|broadcast]]" on tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.
* 8 September - The ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[anime]] is released in the United States. Chris becomes an avid fan.
* 30 September - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Blue'' are released in America. Things would never be the same in the Chandler household.

==1999==
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed websites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at [[The GAMe PLACe]] around this time.<ref>Based on an estimate by [[Lucas]] in [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]].</ref> Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
===Events of 1999===
{{Main|1999}}

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

1990s

2013-05-17T10:07:32Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Events of 1993 */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in the nineties.]]
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[Niggos|nigger]].]]

The '''1990s''' saw the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokémon]] which would one day lead to the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. He also started using the [[Internet]] this decade.

==1990==
'''1990''' would be our problematic [[Autism|autistic]]'s last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he was expelled. Also, Chris met his [[gal-pal]] [[Tiffany Robinson]].

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]
[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1995'''.]]
[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]
[[File:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's '''1998''' gift to [[Cole Smithey]].]]
===Events of 1990===
* 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
* June - Christopher becomes a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. (according to himself) <ref>From the [[Sonichu]] article on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters third grade at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1991==
'''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". In this year Chris's friend [[Tiffany Robinson]] would end her friendship with Chris.

===Events of 1991===
* 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
* April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
* 23 June - the first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.
* 1991 - Christopher is first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homos|homosexual]] principal of the school.
* September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
* 1991 - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 1991 - Christopher's father, [[Bob Chandler]], takes the "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 1991 - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>

==1992==
In '''1992''', Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and home-schooled for a year. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, Bob and Chris moved to the outskirts of [[Richmond]].

===Events of 1992===
* 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fifth grade. He is home-schooled.
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] in Chesterfield County, Virginia, because they are afraid Chris will be "locked up in an institution." They keep their home in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

==1993==
In '''1993''', Chris started attending [[Providence Middle School]] in Richmond. He became more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a Sonic contest.

===Events of 1993===
* 1993 - Chris's [[Son-chu|noble steed]] is manufactured.
* 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
* August/September - Chris starts attending [[Providence Middle School]], entering the sixth grade.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]].</ref>
* Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
* 19 November - Amy Rose and Metal Sonic's first American appearance, in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]]''. Little did they know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and [[Metal Sonichu]].
* 20 November - Chris gets Spider-Man's autograph at the mall, and meets Mario, Barbie, Santa Claus and a dog.
* 29 December - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>

==1994==
In '''1994''', Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

===Events of 1994===
* Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
* 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
* 26 February - Christian wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals.
* 9 May - The Case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is dismissed by the Virginia Court of Appeals.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.

==1995==
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.

===Events of 1995===
*Date unknown - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].
* 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
* March - first appearance of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]] in [[Sonic|''Knuckles' Chaotix'']]. If they had known about the horror of the [[Chaotic Combo]], they wouldn't have bothered.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 25 December - Chris receives a two-faced sports fan, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord and a new bicycle for Christmas.

==1996==
'''1996''' was a rather [[stress|stressful]] year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].

===Events of 1996===
* 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He receives a Lego robot.
* 27 February - [[Pokémon|''Pokémon Red'' and ''Green'']] are released in Japan: the first appearance of [[Pikachu]].
* Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence Middle School on [[honor roll]].<ref>Based upon statements by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at [[Manchester High School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 11 September - [[Ryan Cash]] is born.
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity [[basketball]] team.
* 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].
* 25 December - Chris receives a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a [[Peanuts|Snoopy doll]], a ''Cartooning with Charles Schulz'' kit, [[Wikipedia:Wave Race 64|''Wave Race 64'']], [[Wikipedia:Mischief Makers|''Mischief Makers'']] and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for [[Christmas]]. He also gives Bob a [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]] plushie.

==1997==
In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

===Events of 1997===
* This year - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].
* 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
* 1 April - First episode of ''[[Pokémon]]'' anime broadcast in Japan; [[Pikachu]] becomes a cultural icon there.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic [[dream]] about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] appearing on [[Game Boy]].<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
* 17 September - death of [[Red Skelton]].
* 1 October - [[Barbara]]'s 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.

==1998==
In '''1998''', Chris received an [[Honor roll|F]] in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the "[[Song of Christian]]" in retribution. He also discovered [[masturbation]].

===Events of 1998===
* This year - Chris discovers masturbation.<ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
* 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]].
* 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
* 15 May - [[Song of Christian]] released.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] "[[KCWC broadcast|broadcast]]" on tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.
* 8 September - The ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[anime]] is released in the United States. Chris becomes an avid fan.
* 30 September - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Blue'' are released in America. Things would never be the same in the Chandler household.

==1999==
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed websites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at [[The GAMe PLACe]] around this time.<ref>Based on an estimate by [[Lucas]] in [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]].</ref> Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
===Events of 1999===
{{Main|1999}}

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

1990s

2013-05-17T10:05:29Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Events of 1991 */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in the nineties.]]
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[Niggos|nigger]].]]

The '''1990s''' saw the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokémon]] which would one day lead to the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. He also started using the [[Internet]] this decade.

==1990==
'''1990''' would be our problematic [[Autism|autistic]]'s last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he was expelled. Also, Chris met his [[gal-pal]] [[Tiffany Robinson]].

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]
[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1995'''.]]
[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]
[[File:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's '''1998''' gift to [[Cole Smithey]].]]
===Events of 1990===
* 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
* June - Christopher becomes a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. (according to himself) <ref>From the [[Sonichu]] article on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters third grade at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1991==
'''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". In this year Chris's friend [[Tiffany Robinson]] would end her friendship with Chris.

===Events of 1991===
* 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
* April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
* 23 June - the first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.
* 1991 - Christopher is first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homos|homosexual]] principal of the school.
* September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
* 1991 - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 1991 - Christopher's father, [[Bob Chandler]], takes the "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 1991 - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>

==1992==
In '''1992''', Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and home-schooled for a year. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, Bob and Chris moved to the outskirts of [[Richmond]].

===Events of 1992===
* 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fifth grade. He is home-schooled.
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] in Chesterfield County, Virginia, because they are afraid Chris will be "locked up in an institution." They keep their home in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

==1993==
In '''1993''', Chris started attending [[Providence Middle School]] in Richmond. He became more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a Sonic contest.

===Events of 1993===
* Unknown - Chris's [[Son-chu|noble steed]] is manufactured.
* 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
* August/September - Chris starts attending [[Providence Middle School]], entering the sixth grade.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]].</ref>
* Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
* 19 November - Amy Rose and Metal Sonic's first American appearance, in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]]''. Little did they know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and [[Metal Sonichu]].
* 20 November - Chris gets Spider-Man's autograph at the mall, and meets Mario, Barbie, Santa Claus and a dog.
* 29 December - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>

==1994==
In '''1994''', Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

===Events of 1994===
* Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
* 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
* 26 February - Christian wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals.
* 9 May - The Case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is dismissed by the Virginia Court of Appeals.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.

==1995==
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.

===Events of 1995===
*Date unknown - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].
* 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
* March - first appearance of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]] in [[Sonic|''Knuckles' Chaotix'']]. If they had known about the horror of the [[Chaotic Combo]], they wouldn't have bothered.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 25 December - Chris receives a two-faced sports fan, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord and a new bicycle for Christmas.

==1996==
'''1996''' was a rather [[stress|stressful]] year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].

===Events of 1996===
* 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He receives a Lego robot.
* 27 February - [[Pokémon|''Pokémon Red'' and ''Green'']] are released in Japan: the first appearance of [[Pikachu]].
* Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence Middle School on [[honor roll]].<ref>Based upon statements by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at [[Manchester High School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 11 September - [[Ryan Cash]] is born.
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity [[basketball]] team.
* 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].
* 25 December - Chris receives a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a [[Peanuts|Snoopy doll]], a ''Cartooning with Charles Schulz'' kit, [[Wikipedia:Wave Race 64|''Wave Race 64'']], [[Wikipedia:Mischief Makers|''Mischief Makers'']] and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for [[Christmas]]. He also gives Bob a [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]] plushie.

==1997==
In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

===Events of 1997===
* This year - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].
* 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
* 1 April - First episode of ''[[Pokémon]]'' anime broadcast in Japan; [[Pikachu]] becomes a cultural icon there.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic [[dream]] about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] appearing on [[Game Boy]].<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
* 17 September - death of [[Red Skelton]].
* 1 October - [[Barbara]]'s 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.

==1998==
In '''1998''', Chris received an [[Honor roll|F]] in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the "[[Song of Christian]]" in retribution. He also discovered [[masturbation]].

===Events of 1998===
* This year - Chris discovers masturbation.<ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
* 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]].
* 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
* 15 May - [[Song of Christian]] released.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] "[[KCWC broadcast|broadcast]]" on tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.
* 8 September - The ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[anime]] is released in the United States. Chris becomes an avid fan.
* 30 September - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Blue'' are released in America. Things would never be the same in the Chandler household.

==1999==
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed websites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at [[The GAMe PLACe]] around this time.<ref>Based on an estimate by [[Lucas]] in [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]].</ref> Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
===Events of 1999===
{{Main|1999}}

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

1990s

2013-05-17T10:03:22Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Events of 1990 */ Not relevant

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in the nineties.]]
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[Niggos|nigger]].]]

The '''1990s''' saw the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokémon]] which would one day lead to the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. He also started using the [[Internet]] this decade.

==1990==
'''1990''' would be our problematic [[Autism|autistic]]'s last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he was expelled. Also, Chris met his [[gal-pal]] [[Tiffany Robinson]].

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]
[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1995'''.]]
[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]
[[File:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's '''1998''' gift to [[Cole Smithey]].]]
===Events of 1990===
* 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
* June - Christopher becomes a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. (according to himself) <ref>From the [[Sonichu]] article on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters third grade at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1991==
'''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". In this year Chris's friend [[Tiffany Robinson]] would end her friendship with Chris.

===Events of 1991===
* 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
* April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
* 23 June - the first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.
* This year - Christopher is first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homos|homosexual]] principal of the school.
* September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
* This year - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* This year - Christopher's father, [[Bob Chandler]], takes the "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* This year - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>

==1992==
In '''1992''', Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and home-schooled for a year. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, Bob and Chris moved to the outskirts of [[Richmond]].

===Events of 1992===
* 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fifth grade. He is home-schooled.
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] in Chesterfield County, Virginia, because they are afraid Chris will be "locked up in an institution." They keep their home in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

==1993==
In '''1993''', Chris started attending [[Providence Middle School]] in Richmond. He became more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a Sonic contest.

===Events of 1993===
* Unknown - Chris's [[Son-chu|noble steed]] is manufactured.
* 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
* August/September - Chris starts attending [[Providence Middle School]], entering the sixth grade.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]].</ref>
* Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
* 19 November - Amy Rose and Metal Sonic's first American appearance, in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]]''. Little did they know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and [[Metal Sonichu]].
* 20 November - Chris gets Spider-Man's autograph at the mall, and meets Mario, Barbie, Santa Claus and a dog.
* 29 December - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>

==1994==
In '''1994''', Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

===Events of 1994===
* Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
* 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
* 26 February - Christian wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals.
* 9 May - The Case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is dismissed by the Virginia Court of Appeals.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.

==1995==
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.

===Events of 1995===
*Date unknown - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].
* 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
* March - first appearance of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]] in [[Sonic|''Knuckles' Chaotix'']]. If they had known about the horror of the [[Chaotic Combo]], they wouldn't have bothered.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 25 December - Chris receives a two-faced sports fan, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord and a new bicycle for Christmas.

==1996==
'''1996''' was a rather [[stress|stressful]] year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].

===Events of 1996===
* 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He receives a Lego robot.
* 27 February - [[Pokémon|''Pokémon Red'' and ''Green'']] are released in Japan: the first appearance of [[Pikachu]].
* Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence Middle School on [[honor roll]].<ref>Based upon statements by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at [[Manchester High School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 11 September - [[Ryan Cash]] is born.
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity [[basketball]] team.
* 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].
* 25 December - Chris receives a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a [[Peanuts|Snoopy doll]], a ''Cartooning with Charles Schulz'' kit, [[Wikipedia:Wave Race 64|''Wave Race 64'']], [[Wikipedia:Mischief Makers|''Mischief Makers'']] and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for [[Christmas]]. He also gives Bob a [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]] plushie.

==1997==
In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

===Events of 1997===
* This year - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].
* 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
* 1 April - First episode of ''[[Pokémon]]'' anime broadcast in Japan; [[Pikachu]] becomes a cultural icon there.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic [[dream]] about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] appearing on [[Game Boy]].<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
* 17 September - death of [[Red Skelton]].
* 1 October - [[Barbara]]'s 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.

==1998==
In '''1998''', Chris received an [[Honor roll|F]] in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the "[[Song of Christian]]" in retribution. He also discovered [[masturbation]].

===Events of 1998===
* This year - Chris discovers masturbation.<ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
* 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]].
* 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
* 15 May - [[Song of Christian]] released.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] "[[KCWC broadcast|broadcast]]" on tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.
* 8 September - The ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[anime]] is released in the United States. Chris becomes an avid fan.
* 30 September - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Blue'' are released in America. Things would never be the same in the Chandler household.

==1999==
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed websites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at [[The GAMe PLACe]] around this time.<ref>Based on an estimate by [[Lucas]] in [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]].</ref> Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
===Events of 1999===
{{Main|1999}}

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

1980s

2013-05-17T10:00:56Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Events of 1989 */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Chris and his mom in the eighties.]]
[[Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris in '''1982''', bearing a striking resemblance to the baby from ''Eraserhead'', but less cute.]]
[[Image:0002-1-Baby_Chris_and_Mommy.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris and Barbara.]]
[[Image:0004-ChristopherDec1985.jpg|thumb|Chris and Barbara in '''1985'''.]]
[[File:Cwcbaby.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST BabyCWC]]
[[Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg|thumb|'''1986''']]
[[Image:0008-ChristopherShopping12-1986.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''1986'''.]]
[[Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|thumb|'''1987''', Chris turns 5.]]
[[Image:0031-1-Chris_on_Pony.jpg|thumb|Poor pony.]]
[[Image:0031-EasterChristopher.jpg|thumb|Twenty years later, Chris himself would have a try at the [[Bunny Hop]].]]

The '''1980s''' were the decade in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler. (He wouldn't change his name until [[1994]].) According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness.

Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.

==1980==
The year [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] got married.
===Events of 1980===
* 1980 - [[Cole]] moves away.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref>
* 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters]]</ref><ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref>

==1981==
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.
===Events of 1981===
* 26 May (approx.) - Bob and Barbara Chandler have sweaty old people sex. [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is conceived.
*26 November (approx) - Barbara's last chance to abort Chris.

==1982==
The year that began the entire sorry saga.
===Events of 1982===
* 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born around 5:30 a.m. at [[Wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]] in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref>
* 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler [[house]]hold in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>According to Christian in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>
* April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: "[[Niggos|monkey]]."<ref name="Song and Wikipedia">[[Song of Christian]] and [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>
* 13 October - [[Sarah Hammer]] is born.<ref name="LifeShares">[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story]]</ref>

==1983==
Chris has stated that in '''1983''', he was abused by his [[babysitter]], "starting" his [[autism]]. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his "acquisition" of autism impossible.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic and possibly exacerbated his condition.<ref>First statement was done in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>

===Events of 1983===
* 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.
* August - Christopher's autism allegedly "begins." He claims the reason was an evil [[babysitter]] named [[Roach]], who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.<ref name="Song and Wikipedia" />

==1984==
In '''1984''', Chris lived his life in [[Richmond]] as a mute toddler. He himself declares that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot.<ref name="WikiProfile" /> It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the [[autistic]] child they had created themselves.

===Events of 1984===
* 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.

==1985==
In '''1985''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler. He first meets his [[Gal-Pal]] [[Sarah]].

===Events of 1985===
* This year - Sarah Hammer and her family moves to Chris's neighborhood. The cordial relations that develops between the Hammer and Chandler couples lead to a (sort of) friendship between Chris and Sarah.<ref name="LifeShares" />
* 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.
* April - Chris has his picture taken holding a [[4-cent garbage|leaf]].
* ''12 August - birth of [[Jack Thaddeus]]''
* December - Chris and Barbara have their picture taken with Santa Claus.

==1986==
In '''1986''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1986===
* 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.
* June - Chris has his picture taken at what seems to be a zoo.
* 23 July - Birth of [[Megan Schroeder]].
* December - Chris has his picture taken in front of a bathroom, and at a shopping mall.

==1987==
In '''1987''', Chris starts attending [[Greene County Primary School]]. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.

===Events of 1987===
* 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday. A paper hat is made in his honor.
* August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1988==
In '''1988''', Chris starts first grade at Greene County Primary School, but he is still mute. Late [[1980s]], Chris joins the [[Chris and religion|Cub Scouts]].
===Events of 1988===
* Date unknown - [[Minor_Family_Members#Carol_Suzanne_Chandler|Carol Chandler]] wins the McShane Prize.
* 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.
* 17 March - [[Patti]] is born.<ref>As can be read on the doghouse in Sonichu #6: [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic7.htm]</ref>
* August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.

==1989==
In '''1989''', helped by the language training at [[James Madison University]], Christopher starts talking again whilst reading a Gobot package.<ref>According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.</ref>.

===Events of 1989===
* 1989 - Chris claims that he had a dream that in which he saw himself with a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], and working in an office.
* 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.
* December - The English conductor of the Regency Square Bear Band, Leonard Bearstein, mistakes Christopher's name for "Christian". According to Chris, this stuck, and would inspire his [[Christopher's name change|name-change]] in [[1994]],<ref name="dvd1">[[:Image:0060-CWCNote1.jpg|DVD, note 1]]</ref> though other sources state that this happened in [[1992]].
* 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy, for Christmas.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

1980s

2013-05-17T09:59:13Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* 1985 */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Chris and his mom in the eighties.]]
[[Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris in '''1982''', bearing a striking resemblance to the baby from ''Eraserhead'', but less cute.]]
[[Image:0002-1-Baby_Chris_and_Mommy.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris and Barbara.]]
[[Image:0004-ChristopherDec1985.jpg|thumb|Chris and Barbara in '''1985'''.]]
[[File:Cwcbaby.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST BabyCWC]]
[[Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg|thumb|'''1986''']]
[[Image:0008-ChristopherShopping12-1986.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''1986'''.]]
[[Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|thumb|'''1987''', Chris turns 5.]]
[[Image:0031-1-Chris_on_Pony.jpg|thumb|Poor pony.]]
[[Image:0031-EasterChristopher.jpg|thumb|Twenty years later, Chris himself would have a try at the [[Bunny Hop]].]]

The '''1980s''' were the decade in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler. (He wouldn't change his name until [[1994]].) According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness.

Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.

==1980==
The year [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] got married.
===Events of 1980===
* 1980 - [[Cole]] moves away.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref>
* 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters]]</ref><ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref>

==1981==
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.
===Events of 1981===
* 26 May (approx.) - Bob and Barbara Chandler have sweaty old people sex. [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is conceived.
*26 November (approx) - Barbara's last chance to abort Chris.

==1982==
The year that began the entire sorry saga.
===Events of 1982===
* 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born around 5:30 a.m. at [[Wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]] in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref>
* 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler [[house]]hold in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>According to Christian in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>
* April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: "[[Niggos|monkey]]."<ref name="Song and Wikipedia">[[Song of Christian]] and [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>
* 13 October - [[Sarah Hammer]] is born.<ref name="LifeShares">[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story]]</ref>

==1983==
Chris has stated that in '''1983''', he was abused by his [[babysitter]], "starting" his [[autism]]. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his "acquisition" of autism impossible.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic and possibly exacerbated his condition.<ref>First statement was done in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>

===Events of 1983===
* 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.
* August - Christopher's autism allegedly "begins." He claims the reason was an evil [[babysitter]] named [[Roach]], who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.<ref name="Song and Wikipedia" />

==1984==
In '''1984''', Chris lived his life in [[Richmond]] as a mute toddler. He himself declares that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot.<ref name="WikiProfile" /> It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the [[autistic]] child they had created themselves.

===Events of 1984===
* 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.

==1985==
In '''1985''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler. He first meets his [[Gal-Pal]] [[Sarah]].

===Events of 1985===
* This year - Sarah Hammer and her family moves to Chris's neighborhood. The cordial relations that develops between the Hammer and Chandler couples lead to a (sort of) friendship between Chris and Sarah.<ref name="LifeShares" />
* 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.
* April - Chris has his picture taken holding a [[4-cent garbage|leaf]].
* ''12 August - birth of [[Jack Thaddeus]]''
* December - Chris and Barbara have their picture taken with Santa Claus.

==1986==
In '''1986''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1986===
* 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.
* June - Chris has his picture taken at what seems to be a zoo.
* 23 July - Birth of [[Megan Schroeder]].
* December - Chris has his picture taken in front of a bathroom, and at a shopping mall.

==1987==
In '''1987''', Chris starts attending [[Greene County Primary School]]. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.

===Events of 1987===
* 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday. A paper hat is made in his honor.
* August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1988==
In '''1988''', Chris starts first grade at Greene County Primary School, but he is still mute. Late [[1980s]], Chris joins the [[Chris and religion|Cub Scouts]].
===Events of 1988===
* Date unknown - [[Minor_Family_Members#Carol_Suzanne_Chandler|Carol Chandler]] wins the McShane Prize.
* 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.
* 17 March - [[Patti]] is born.<ref>As can be read on the doghouse in Sonichu #6: [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic7.htm]</ref>
* August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.

==1989==
In '''1989''', helped by the language training at [[James Madison University]], Christopher starts talking again whilst reading a Gobot package.<ref>According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.</ref>.

===Events of 1989===
* Unknown - Chris claims that he had a dream that in which he saw himself with a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], and working in an office.
* 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.
* December - The English conductor of the Regency Square Bear Band, Leonard Bearstein, mistakes Christopher's name for "Christian". According to Chris, this stuck, and would inspire his [[Christopher's name change|name-change]] in [[1994]],<ref name="dvd1">[[:Image:0060-CWCNote1.jpg|DVD, note 1]]</ref> though other sources state that this happened in [[1992]].
* 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy, for Christmas.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

1980s

2013-05-17T09:54:54Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Events of 1981 */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Chris and his mom in the eighties.]]
[[Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris in '''1982''', bearing a striking resemblance to the baby from ''Eraserhead'', but less cute.]]
[[Image:0002-1-Baby_Chris_and_Mommy.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris and Barbara.]]
[[Image:0004-ChristopherDec1985.jpg|thumb|Chris and Barbara in '''1985'''.]]
[[File:Cwcbaby.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST BabyCWC]]
[[Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg|thumb|'''1986''']]
[[Image:0008-ChristopherShopping12-1986.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''1986'''.]]
[[Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|thumb|'''1987''', Chris turns 5.]]
[[Image:0031-1-Chris_on_Pony.jpg|thumb|Poor pony.]]
[[Image:0031-EasterChristopher.jpg|thumb|Twenty years later, Chris himself would have a try at the [[Bunny Hop]].]]

The '''1980s''' were the decade in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler. (He wouldn't change his name until [[1994]].) According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness.

Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.

==1980==
The year [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] got married.
===Events of 1980===
* 1980 - [[Cole]] moves away.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref>
* 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters]]</ref><ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref>

==1981==
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.
===Events of 1981===
* 26 May (approx.) - Bob and Barbara Chandler have sweaty old people sex. [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is conceived.
*26 November (approx) - Barbara's last chance to abort Chris.

==1982==
The year that began the entire sorry saga.
===Events of 1982===
* 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born around 5:30 a.m. at [[Wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]] in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref>
* 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler [[house]]hold in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>According to Christian in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>
* April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: "[[Niggos|monkey]]."<ref name="Song and Wikipedia">[[Song of Christian]] and [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>
* 13 October - [[Sarah Hammer]] is born.<ref name="LifeShares">[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story]]</ref>

==1983==
Chris has stated that in '''1983''', he was abused by his [[babysitter]], "starting" his [[autism]]. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his "acquisition" of autism impossible.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic and possibly exacerbated his condition.<ref>First statement was done in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>

===Events of 1983===
* 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.
* August - Christopher's autism allegedly "begins." He claims the reason was an evil [[babysitter]] named [[Roach]], who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.<ref name="Song and Wikipedia" />

==1984==
In '''1984''', Chris lived his life in [[Richmond]] as a mute toddler. He himself declares that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot.<ref name="WikiProfile" /> It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the [[autistic]] child they had created themselves.

===Events of 1984===
* 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.

==1985==
In '''1985''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1985===
* This year - Sarah Hammer and her family moves to Chris's neighborhood. The cordial relations that develops between the Hammer and Chandler couples lead to a (sort of) friendship between Chris and Sarah.<ref name="LifeShares" />
* 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.
* April - Chris has his picture taken holding a [[4-cent garbage|leaf]].
* 12 August - birth of [[Jack Thaddeus]]
* December - Chris and Barbara have their picture taken with Santa Claus.

==1986==
In '''1986''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1986===
* 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.
* June - Chris has his picture taken at what seems to be a zoo.
* 23 July - Birth of [[Megan Schroeder]].
* December - Chris has his picture taken in front of a bathroom, and at a shopping mall.

==1987==
In '''1987''', Chris starts attending [[Greene County Primary School]]. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.

===Events of 1987===
* 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday. A paper hat is made in his honor.
* August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1988==
In '''1988''', Chris starts first grade at Greene County Primary School, but he is still mute. Late [[1980s]], Chris joins the [[Chris and religion|Cub Scouts]].
===Events of 1988===
* Date unknown - [[Minor_Family_Members#Carol_Suzanne_Chandler|Carol Chandler]] wins the McShane Prize.
* 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.
* 17 March - [[Patti]] is born.<ref>As can be read on the doghouse in Sonichu #6: [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic7.htm]</ref>
* August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.

==1989==
In '''1989''', helped by the language training at [[James Madison University]], Christopher starts talking again whilst reading a Gobot package.<ref>According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.</ref>.

===Events of 1989===
* Unknown - Chris claims that he had a dream that in which he saw himself with a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], and working in an office.
* 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.
* December - The English conductor of the Regency Square Bear Band, Leonard Bearstein, mistakes Christopher's name for "Christian". According to Chris, this stuck, and would inspire his [[Christopher's name change|name-change]] in [[1994]],<ref name="dvd1">[[:Image:0060-CWCNote1.jpg|DVD, note 1]]</ref> though other sources state that this happened in [[1992]].
* 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy, for Christmas.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

1980s

2013-05-17T09:54:01Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Events of 1980 */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Chris and his mom in the eighties.]]
[[Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris in '''1982''', bearing a striking resemblance to the baby from ''Eraserhead'', but less cute.]]
[[Image:0002-1-Baby_Chris_and_Mommy.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris and Barbara.]]
[[Image:0004-ChristopherDec1985.jpg|thumb|Chris and Barbara in '''1985'''.]]
[[File:Cwcbaby.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST BabyCWC]]
[[Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg|thumb|'''1986''']]
[[Image:0008-ChristopherShopping12-1986.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''1986'''.]]
[[Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|thumb|'''1987''', Chris turns 5.]]
[[Image:0031-1-Chris_on_Pony.jpg|thumb|Poor pony.]]
[[Image:0031-EasterChristopher.jpg|thumb|Twenty years later, Chris himself would have a try at the [[Bunny Hop]].]]

The '''1980s''' were the decade in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler. (He wouldn't change his name until [[1994]].) According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness.

Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.

==1980==
The year [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] got married.
===Events of 1980===
* 1980 - [[Cole]] moves away.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref>
* 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters]]</ref><ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref>

==1981==
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.
===Events of 1981===
* c. 26 May - Bob and Barbara Chandler have sweaty old people sex. [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is conceived.
*c. 26 November - Barbara's last chance to abort Chris.
==1982==
The year that began the entire sorry saga.
===Events of 1982===
* 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born around 5:30 a.m. at [[Wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]] in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref>
* 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler [[house]]hold in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>According to Christian in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>
* April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: "[[Niggos|monkey]]."<ref name="Song and Wikipedia">[[Song of Christian]] and [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>
* 13 October - [[Sarah Hammer]] is born.<ref name="LifeShares">[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story]]</ref>

==1983==
Chris has stated that in '''1983''', he was abused by his [[babysitter]], "starting" his [[autism]]. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his "acquisition" of autism impossible.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic and possibly exacerbated his condition.<ref>First statement was done in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>

===Events of 1983===
* 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.
* August - Christopher's autism allegedly "begins." He claims the reason was an evil [[babysitter]] named [[Roach]], who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.<ref name="Song and Wikipedia" />

==1984==
In '''1984''', Chris lived his life in [[Richmond]] as a mute toddler. He himself declares that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot.<ref name="WikiProfile" /> It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the [[autistic]] child they had created themselves.

===Events of 1984===
* 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.

==1985==
In '''1985''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1985===
* This year - Sarah Hammer and her family moves to Chris's neighborhood. The cordial relations that develops between the Hammer and Chandler couples lead to a (sort of) friendship between Chris and Sarah.<ref name="LifeShares" />
* 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.
* April - Chris has his picture taken holding a [[4-cent garbage|leaf]].
* 12 August - birth of [[Jack Thaddeus]]
* December - Chris and Barbara have their picture taken with Santa Claus.

==1986==
In '''1986''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1986===
* 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.
* June - Chris has his picture taken at what seems to be a zoo.
* 23 July - Birth of [[Megan Schroeder]].
* December - Chris has his picture taken in front of a bathroom, and at a shopping mall.

==1987==
In '''1987''', Chris starts attending [[Greene County Primary School]]. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.

===Events of 1987===
* 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday. A paper hat is made in his honor.
* August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1988==
In '''1988''', Chris starts first grade at Greene County Primary School, but he is still mute. Late [[1980s]], Chris joins the [[Chris and religion|Cub Scouts]].
===Events of 1988===
* Date unknown - [[Minor_Family_Members#Carol_Suzanne_Chandler|Carol Chandler]] wins the McShane Prize.
* 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.
* 17 March - [[Patti]] is born.<ref>As can be read on the doghouse in Sonichu #6: [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic7.htm]</ref>
* August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.

==1989==
In '''1989''', helped by the language training at [[James Madison University]], Christopher starts talking again whilst reading a Gobot package.<ref>According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.</ref>.

===Events of 1989===
* Unknown - Chris claims that he had a dream that in which he saw himself with a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], and working in an office.
* 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.
* December - The English conductor of the Regency Square Bear Band, Leonard Bearstein, mistakes Christopher's name for "Christian". According to Chris, this stuck, and would inspire his [[Christopher's name change|name-change]] in [[1994]],<ref name="dvd1">[[:Image:0060-CWCNote1.jpg|DVD, note 1]]</ref> though other sources state that this happened in [[1992]].
* 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy, for Christmas.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Pre-1980

2013-05-17T09:52:16Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* 1970s */

This page covers events in [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.
==Timeline==
===Pre-1900===
*'''c. 1499/1500 – 19 July 1543''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref>
*'''c. 1501/07 – 19 May 1536''' - life of [[Anne Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref>
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.
*'''1723''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].

===1900s===
*No events.
===1910s===
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].
===1920s===
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].
===1930s===
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.
*'''26 January 1936''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].
===1940s===
*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara]].
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].
*'''1947-49''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in Korea with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeWYHFIKXJY</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

===1950s===
*c. '''1949-54''' - Bob comes home after a 21-month tour of duty<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_Training_and_Service_Act_of_1940#After_WWII]</ref> and goes to college (two years of pre-engineering in a small school and an engineering degree in [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn]]) under [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|the G.I. Bill]] and later starts his engineering career.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]</ref>
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]]

===1960s===
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts.
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].
*'''28 November 1962'''<ref>[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/8/83/457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]</ref> - Birth of [[David Chandler]]
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].
*'''7 July 1969''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].

===1970s===
*'''''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].''
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet.<ref>[[Mumble 5]]</ref>
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

1990s

2012-12-24T16:08:31Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Events of 1990 */ This is fictional, right?

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in the nineties.]]
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[Niggos|nigger]].]]

The '''1990s''' saw the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokémon]] which would one day lead to the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. He also started using the [[Internet]] this decade.

==1990==
'''1990''' would be our problematic [[Autism|autistic]]'s last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he was expelled. Also, Chris met his [[gal-pal]] [[Tiffany Robinson]].

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]
[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1995'''.]]
[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]
[[File:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's '''1998''' gift to [[Cole Smithey]].]]
===Events of 1990===
* 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
* June - Christopher becomes a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] according to him.<ref>From the [[Sonichu]] article on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters third grade at [[Greene County Primary School]].
* ''2 August 1990 – 28 February 1991: the Gulf War is fought. [[Father Call|Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]], serves with the U.S. Marines.''

==1991==
'''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". In this year Chris's friend [[Tiffany Robinson]] would end her friendship with Chris.

===Events of 1991===
* 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
* April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
* 23 June - the first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.
* This year - Christopher is first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homos|homosexual]] principal of the school.
* September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
* This year - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* This year - Christopher's father, [[Bob Chandler]], takes the "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* This year - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>

==1992==
In '''1992''', Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and home-schooled for a year. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, Bob and Chris moved to the outskirts of [[Richmond]].

===Events of 1992===
* 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fifth grade. He is home-schooled.
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] in Chesterfield County, Virginia, because they are afraid Chris will be "locked up in an institution." They keep their home in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

==1993==
In '''1993''', Chris started attending [[Providence Middle School]] in Richmond. He became more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a Sonic contest.

===Events of 1993===
* Unknown - Chris's [[Son-chu|noble steed]] is manufactured.
* 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
* August/September - Chris starts attending [[Providence Middle School]], entering the sixth grade.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]].</ref>
* Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
* 19 November - Amy Rose and Metal Sonic's first American appearance, in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]]''. Little did they know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and [[Metal Sonichu]].
* 20 November - Chris gets Spider-Man's autograph at the mall, and meets Mario, Barbie, Santa Claus and a dog.
* 29 December - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>

==1994==
In '''1994''', Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

===Events of 1994===
* Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
* 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
* 26 February - Christian wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals.
* 9 May - The Case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is dismissed by the Virginia Court of Appeals.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.

==1995==
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.

===Events of 1995===
*Date unknown - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].
* 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
* March - first appearance of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]] in [[Sonic|''Knuckles' Chaotix'']]. If they had known about the horror of the [[Chaotic Combo]], they wouldn't have bothered.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 25 December - Chris receives a two-faced sports fan, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord and a new bicycle for Christmas.

==1996==
'''1996''' was a rather [[stress|stressful]] year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].

===Events of 1996===
* 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He receives a Lego robot.
* 27 February - [[Pokémon|''Pokémon Red'' and ''Green'']] are released in Japan: the first appearance of [[Pikachu]].
* Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence Middle School on [[honor roll]].<ref>Based upon statements by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at [[Manchester High School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 11 September - [[Ryan Cash]] is born.
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity [[basketball]] team.
* 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].
* 25 December - Chris receives a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a [[Peanuts|Snoopy doll]], a ''Cartooning with Charles Schulz'' kit, [[Wikipedia:Wave Race 64|''Wave Race 64'']], [[Wikipedia:Mischief Makers|''Mischief Makers'']] and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for [[Christmas]]. He also gives Bob a [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]] plushie.

==1997==
In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

===Events of 1997===
* This year - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].
* 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
* 1 April - First episode of ''[[Pokémon]]'' anime broadcast in Japan; [[Pikachu]] becomes a cultural icon there.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic [[dream]] about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] appearing on [[Game Boy]].<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
* 17 September - death of [[Red Skelton]].
* 1 October - [[Barbara]]'s 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.

==1998==
In '''1998''', Chris received an [[Honor roll|F]] in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the "[[Song of Christian]]" in retribution. He also discovered [[masturbation]].

===Events of 1998===
* This year - Chris discovers masturbation.<ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
* 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]].
* 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
* 15 May - [[Song of Christian]] released.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] "[[KCWC broadcast|broadcast]]" on tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.
* 8 September - The ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[anime]] is released in the United States. Chris becomes an avid fan.
* 30 September - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Blue'' are released in America. Things would never be the same in the Chandler household.

==1999==
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed websites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at [[The GAMe PLACe]] around this time.<ref>Based on an estimate by [[Lucas]] in [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]].</ref> Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
===Events of 1999===
{{Main|1999}}

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Template:Christory/August 23

2012-08-23T00:59:00Z

RachmaninovDESU:

{{Christory Entry
|imagename = 055-CWCsAnimeWorld2CD.jpg
|imagecaption = lolwut
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2003]]''', Christian's Anime World 2! was released.
|link = Anime}}<noinclude>{{usage|1=See [[Template:Christory]] for usage.}}
[[Category:August|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

User talk:RachmaninovDESU

2012-07-19T12:15:13Z

RachmaninovDESU: Blanked the page

User:RachmaninovDESU

2012-07-19T12:14:49Z

RachmaninovDESU: Replaced content with "*http://www.google.com/insights/search/#q=Sonichu%2C%22Christian%20Weston%20Chandler%22%2Ccwcki%2Casperchu%2C%22Mary%20Lee%20Walsh&cmpt=q *http://www.google.com/insights/s..."

*http://www.google.com/insights/search/#q=Sonichu%2C%22Christian%20Weston%20Chandler%22%2Ccwcki%2Casperchu%2C%22Mary%20Lee%20Walsh&cmpt=q
*http://www.google.com/insights/search/#q=Sonichu%20%2B%20%22Christian%20Weston%20Chandler%22%20%2B%20cwcki%20%2B%20asperchu%2C&cmpt=q

Talk:2012

2012-04-22T20:41:35Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* Quarterly month articles */

Ok guys, even Offshore CWCki knows this page is fucking retarded. AS IN NOT EVEN THEY LAUGHED AT YOUR SHIT. Stop adding your lame jokes now guys. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 00:58, 3 January 2011 (PST)

If there was a physical CWCki Editing Guide there would be a screenshot of this "article" with DON'T DO THIS YOU FAGGOT written across it on the first page. Anybody that played a noteworthy role in the current state of the "article" should be permabanned. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 14:37, 4 January 2011 (PST)

== Quarterly month articles ==

As I was mentioning to Eamoo, perhaps it'll make sense to make quarterly articles instead of articles for each month - like January - March 2012 instead of [[January 2012]], [[February 2012]], etc. I'll leave the articles as they are now, as Chris could in theory come back and there could be a shitton of new content, but I'm not holding my breath and I'm just throwing it out there in case I forget.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:17, 16 January 2012 (PST)
* I agree. It might even be worth just returning to a timeline overview for the entire year. We could also do this for the year 2011. It´s a bit annoying to have to keep opening new pages. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 13:41, 22 April 2012 (PDT)

== Dumbass ==

ok the "Dumbass" video should be mentioned here, and here is my argument.
*The video was important enough to make it to the front page
*freecell said that he does not recall including this sort of thing but its here [[January 2012]]
*This is the punctuation of the best example of Chris failing at being a troll hunter
*the Dumbass video was directed to Chris
*If Chris directed a video at you (especially without provocation) and you reacted to it in this way, i would totally want that recorded.
*Dumbass is a great word especially when used in this way

besides that its funny as hell and [[Fatman]] deserves recognition.
[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:22, 17 February 2012 (PST)
:When I said that, I meant specifically the "20XX" articles. These sorts of videos just haven't ever gotten recognition in those articles. The closest thing is some stuff Megan did in the 2008 article (e.g. "March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone."), but I think this is a different situation. Chris hasn't acknowledged the video at all. It's entirely irrelevant to Chris' year. If Chris does mention it, I can see it maybe being worth putting in, but as-is, I don't think it's relevant enough to the subject material of this article to warrant a mention. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 09:33, 17 February 2012 (PST)
:: ok its your wiki.. i respectfully disagree but its not worth any more of my time. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:38, 17 February 2012 (PST)

April 2012

2012-04-22T20:36:52Z

RachmaninovDESU:

'''April [[2012]]''' has seen more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident, but on a brighter note it appears Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. [[Michael_Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
*8 April - A leaked [[Facebook]] status update reveals that Chris claims to have lost his virginity on a recent Sunday.
*12 April - Chris deletes his viriginity-loss claim.
*14 April - Chris deletes the Facebook Note confirming that he had lost his virginity.
*16 April - Chris and Barbara are scheduled to appear before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m.
*16 April - After a two year absence, Chris returns to [[Twitter]] to wish death upon Michael Snyder and also deletes all his followers.
*16 April - Chris and Barbara are indicted on felony charges from the 28th October Incident and will be arraigned on July 10th.
{{Timeline}}

2008

2012-04-15T22:23:48Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* August */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]]
[[Image:S2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2008 is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
[[Image:Grace Baptist Church.jpg|thumb|From '''17 March 2008''', Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On '''11 May 2008''', Chris was baptized.]]
[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
[[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On '''11 September 2008''', this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
[[Image:PICKLE ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
[[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.jpg|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in '''October 2008'''.]]
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|In '''November 2008''', Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
{{Quote|Chris, you've got a way to fall.|[[Vivian Gee]], 9 October 2008. How right she was.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
The year '''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.

The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.

The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].

==Events of 2008==

===January===
* January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the [[Chandler (extended family)|Chandler]] household for a while, probably because of personal problems.
* January 3 - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at [[adamandeve.com]]. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
* January 4 - Megan tells Chris to take off any reference to Megan on his site.
* January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
* January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how [[computers]] work...
* January 27 - Chris sends an e-mail to [[Anna]] about her story "The Crazy Pacer", and how his Encyclopedia Dramatica page is partially based on it.

===February===

* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday

===March===
* March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew pornographic images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort]] to remove references to Megan (including [[:ShecameforCWC.JPG]]) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
* March 13 - Megan says Chris has hurt her on an emotional level.
* March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 16 - Megan is fed up with Chris's attitude, and tells him he needs to take responsibility.
* March 17 - After his pastor discovers some of the information about him on the internet, Chris gets kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He turns to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan image from ED. He also tries to ban ED's admins from his article using code.
* March 18 - Chris's edits to the ED page become more focused on showing that it is Megan, not his imaginary sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</ref>
* March 19 - Chris tries to delete all references to incest from his ED article.
* March 19 - Chris attempts to get help from the Wikimedia Foundation in deleting the Chris-chan page.
* March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
* March 20 - The Wikimedia Support Team respond to Chris, stating that Encyclopedia Dramatica is not created by them.
* March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref>
* March 21 - Chris tells Megan that he does not regret the picture he drew, and that it helped prevent him from raping her.
* March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.

===April===
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on the grounds that he had been going into the back of the store unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior.<ref name="lucas">Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
* April 21 - Chris exchanges his last e-mails with Megan, who firmly states that she can't trust him.

===May===
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.

===June===
* June 13 - According to Chris, this is the date of the "Wii-Incident". What transpired was an attempt to trade his Pokémon to the younger customers, Michael forced him to stop whoring the widescreen and ushered him out of the store. In response, Chris wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card box, which led to his second ban.

===July===
* July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael]] of the Game Place that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].

===August===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
* August 6 - Chris sends an e-mail to several news stations, hoping that they will air it to gather support for him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 9 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris complains about not being able to import data to his [[PS3]].
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
* August 16 - Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|finally responds to]] [[Vivian Gee]]'s e-mail she sent him in [[2007]]. She tells him that she could be interviewed in his comic.
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 19 - [[Blanca]]'s first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris, Jiggliami is created.
* August 19 or 20 - Lolisa Rosechu is created.
* August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
* August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at card games.<ref name="lucas"/>

===September===
* September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to ED.
* September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
* September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
* September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
* September 10 - Chris sends his first [[nudes]] to [[Lordsillynipples]], another troll posing as Blanca.
* September 10 - Vivian begins sending e-mails to Chris attempting to [[white knight]] him, and she continues for the next few days. Chris does not initially respond.
* September 11 - The first of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has Sonichu drawn on it.
* September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|September 11]] - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
* September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]] scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
* September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims the Sonichu game is temporarily on hold, and admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
* September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
* September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. More nude pictures make the rounds.
* September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
* September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account, ''CChan6789''. He abandons his old ''Sonichu'' profile.
* September 18 - Chris meets with [[Rocky|Rochelle Shoemaker]] for the first time.
* September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
* September 21 - Web-cam pictures of Chris's duck and [[Officer Nasty|love-doll]] emerge.
* September 24 - A picture of [[Barbara Chandler|Christian's mother]] emerges.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rickroll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
* September 25 - Chris masturbates on [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam]].
* September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
* September 27 - Chris responds to Vivian Gee's e-mails, insisting that PandaHalo is not a troll and she is his genuine [[sweetheart]].
* September 28 - Vivian sends several more [[white knight]] e-mails to Chris over the next week, trying to explain that nobody likes Sonichu. He doesn't send her another e-mail until next year.
* September 29 - After dreaming that she is his destined sweetheart, Chris writes Blanca [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|a letter]] that he sends to her with his [[medallion]]s.
* September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".

===October===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv][http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv]
* October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
* October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
*October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
* October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
* October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many [[Little Big Planet|video-game-oriented videos]]. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.

===November===
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]] are set up. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 26 - Chris's PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, pleasing Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.

===December===
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 14 - Chris makes his last post on the [[PSN Blogs]], it's about the [[PSP]].
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

2008

2012-04-15T22:21:42Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* December */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]]
[[Image:S2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2008 is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
[[Image:Grace Baptist Church.jpg|thumb|From '''17 March 2008''', Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On '''11 May 2008''', Chris was baptized.]]
[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
[[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On '''11 September 2008''', this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
[[Image:PICKLE ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
[[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.jpg|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in '''October 2008'''.]]
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|In '''November 2008''', Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
{{Quote|Chris, you've got a way to fall.|[[Vivian Gee]], 9 October 2008. How right she was.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
The year '''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.

The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.

The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].

==Events of 2008==

===January===
* January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the [[Chandler (extended family)|Chandler]] household for a while, probably because of personal problems.
* January 3 - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at [[adamandeve.com]]. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
* January 4 - Megan tells Chris to take off any reference to Megan on his site.
* January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
* January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how [[computers]] work...
* January 27 - Chris sends an e-mail to [[Anna]] about her story "The Crazy Pacer", and how his Encyclopedia Dramatica page is partially based on it.

===February===

* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday

===March===
* March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew pornographic images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort]] to remove references to Megan (including [[:ShecameforCWC.JPG]]) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
* March 13 - Megan says Chris has hurt her on an emotional level.
* March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 16 - Megan is fed up with Chris's attitude, and tells him he needs to take responsibility.
* March 17 - After his pastor discovers some of the information about him on the internet, Chris gets kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He turns to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan image from ED. He also tries to ban ED's admins from his article using code.
* March 18 - Chris's edits to the ED page become more focused on showing that it is Megan, not his imaginary sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</ref>
* March 19 - Chris tries to delete all references to incest from his ED article.
* March 19 - Chris attempts to get help from the Wikimedia Foundation in deleting the Chris-chan page.
* March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
* March 20 - The Wikimedia Support Team respond to Chris, stating that Encyclopedia Dramatica is not created by them.
* March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref>
* March 21 - Chris tells Megan that he does not regret the picture he drew, and that it helped prevent him from raping her.
* March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.

===April===
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on the grounds that he had been going into the back of the store unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior.<ref name="lucas">Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
* April 21 - Chris exchanges his last e-mails with Megan, who firmly states that she can't trust him.

===May===
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.

===June===
* June 13 - According to Chris, this is the date of the "Wii-Incident". What transpired was an attempt to trade his Pokémon to the younger customers, Michael forced him to stop whoring the widescreen and ushered him out of the store. In response, Chris wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card box, which led to his second ban.

===July===
* July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael]] of the Game Place that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].

===August===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
* August 6 - Chris sends an e-mail to several news stations, hoping that they will air it to gather support for him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
* August 16 - Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|finally responds to]] [[Vivian Gee]]'s e-mail she sent him in [[2007]]. She tells him that she could be interviewed in his comic.
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 19 - [[Blanca]]'s first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris, Jiggliami is created.
* August 19 or 20 - Lolisa Rosechu is created.
* August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
* August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at card games.<ref name="lucas"/>

===September===
* September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to ED.
* September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
* September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
* September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
* September 10 - Chris sends his first [[nudes]] to [[Lordsillynipples]], another troll posing as Blanca.
* September 10 - Vivian begins sending e-mails to Chris attempting to [[white knight]] him, and she continues for the next few days. Chris does not initially respond.
* September 11 - The first of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has Sonichu drawn on it.
* September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|September 11]] - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
* September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]] scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
* September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims the Sonichu game is temporarily on hold, and admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
* September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
* September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. More nude pictures make the rounds.
* September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
* September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account, ''CChan6789''. He abandons his old ''Sonichu'' profile.
* September 18 - Chris meets with [[Rocky|Rochelle Shoemaker]] for the first time.
* September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
* September 21 - Web-cam pictures of Chris's duck and [[Officer Nasty|love-doll]] emerge.
* September 24 - A picture of [[Barbara Chandler|Christian's mother]] emerges.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rickroll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
* September 25 - Chris masturbates on [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam]].
* September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
* September 27 - Chris responds to Vivian Gee's e-mails, insisting that PandaHalo is not a troll and she is his genuine [[sweetheart]].
* September 28 - Vivian sends several more [[white knight]] e-mails to Chris over the next week, trying to explain that nobody likes Sonichu. He doesn't send her another e-mail until next year.
* September 29 - After dreaming that she is his destined sweetheart, Chris writes Blanca [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|a letter]] that he sends to her with his [[medallion]]s.
* September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".

===October===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv][http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv]
* October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
* October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
*October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
* October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
* October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many [[Little Big Planet|video-game-oriented videos]]. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.

===November===
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]] are set up. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 26 - Chris's PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, pleasing Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.

===December===
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 14 - Chris makes his last post on the [[PSN Blogs]], it's about the [[PSP]].
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

2008

2012-04-15T22:21:15Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* December */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]]
[[Image:S2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2008 is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
[[Image:Grace Baptist Church.jpg|thumb|From '''17 March 2008''', Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On '''11 May 2008''', Chris was baptized.]]
[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
[[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On '''11 September 2008''', this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
[[Image:PICKLE ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
[[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.jpg|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in '''October 2008'''.]]
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|In '''November 2008''', Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
{{Quote|Chris, you've got a way to fall.|[[Vivian Gee]], 9 October 2008. How right she was.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
The year '''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.

The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.

The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].

==Events of 2008==

===January===
* January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the [[Chandler (extended family)|Chandler]] household for a while, probably because of personal problems.
* January 3 - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at [[adamandeve.com]]. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
* January 4 - Megan tells Chris to take off any reference to Megan on his site.
* January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
* January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how [[computers]] work...
* January 27 - Chris sends an e-mail to [[Anna]] about her story "The Crazy Pacer", and how his Encyclopedia Dramatica page is partially based on it.

===February===

* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday

===March===
* March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew pornographic images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort]] to remove references to Megan (including [[:ShecameforCWC.JPG]]) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
* March 13 - Megan says Chris has hurt her on an emotional level.
* March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 16 - Megan is fed up with Chris's attitude, and tells him he needs to take responsibility.
* March 17 - After his pastor discovers some of the information about him on the internet, Chris gets kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He turns to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan image from ED. He also tries to ban ED's admins from his article using code.
* March 18 - Chris's edits to the ED page become more focused on showing that it is Megan, not his imaginary sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</ref>
* March 19 - Chris tries to delete all references to incest from his ED article.
* March 19 - Chris attempts to get help from the Wikimedia Foundation in deleting the Chris-chan page.
* March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
* March 20 - The Wikimedia Support Team respond to Chris, stating that Encyclopedia Dramatica is not created by them.
* March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref>
* March 21 - Chris tells Megan that he does not regret the picture he drew, and that it helped prevent him from raping her.
* March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.

===April===
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on the grounds that he had been going into the back of the store unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior.<ref name="lucas">Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
* April 21 - Chris exchanges his last e-mails with Megan, who firmly states that she can't trust him.

===May===
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.

===June===
* June 13 - According to Chris, this is the date of the "Wii-Incident". What transpired was an attempt to trade his Pokémon to the younger customers, Michael forced him to stop whoring the widescreen and ushered him out of the store. In response, Chris wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card box, which led to his second ban.

===July===
* July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael]] of the Game Place that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].

===August===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
* August 6 - Chris sends an e-mail to several news stations, hoping that they will air it to gather support for him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
* August 16 - Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|finally responds to]] [[Vivian Gee]]'s e-mail she sent him in [[2007]]. She tells him that she could be interviewed in his comic.
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 19 - [[Blanca]]'s first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris, Jiggliami is created.
* August 19 or 20 - Lolisa Rosechu is created.
* August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
* August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at card games.<ref name="lucas"/>

===September===
* September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to ED.
* September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
* September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
* September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
* September 10 - Chris sends his first [[nudes]] to [[Lordsillynipples]], another troll posing as Blanca.
* September 10 - Vivian begins sending e-mails to Chris attempting to [[white knight]] him, and she continues for the next few days. Chris does not initially respond.
* September 11 - The first of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has Sonichu drawn on it.
* September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|September 11]] - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
* September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]] scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
* September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims the Sonichu game is temporarily on hold, and admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
* September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
* September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. More nude pictures make the rounds.
* September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
* September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account, ''CChan6789''. He abandons his old ''Sonichu'' profile.
* September 18 - Chris meets with [[Rocky|Rochelle Shoemaker]] for the first time.
* September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
* September 21 - Web-cam pictures of Chris's duck and [[Officer Nasty|love-doll]] emerge.
* September 24 - A picture of [[Barbara Chandler|Christian's mother]] emerges.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rickroll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
* September 25 - Chris masturbates on [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam]].
* September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
* September 27 - Chris responds to Vivian Gee's e-mails, insisting that PandaHalo is not a troll and she is his genuine [[sweetheart]].
* September 28 - Vivian sends several more [[white knight]] e-mails to Chris over the next week, trying to explain that nobody likes Sonichu. He doesn't send her another e-mail until next year.
* September 29 - After dreaming that she is his destined sweetheart, Chris writes Blanca [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|a letter]] that he sends to her with his [[medallion]]s.
* September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".

===October===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv][http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv]
* October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
* October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
*October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
* October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
* October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many [[Little Big Planet|video-game-oriented videos]]. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.

===November===
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]] are set up. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 26 - Chris's PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, pleasing Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.

===December===
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 31 - Chris makes his last post on the [[PSN Blogs]], it's about the [[PSP]].
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

2012-04-15T21:54:14Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* October */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
* March 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the [[PS3]].
* March 29 - Chris makes a few more posts to his PSN Blogs, leaving some of the same complaints he did on the 26th.

===April===
* April 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], claiming he is looking forward to the [[Adult Swim]] games featuring the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and [[Harvey Birdman]].
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June 15 - Chris makes a few posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], coplaining about the game Go Puzzle, and announcing he has found a way to play [[Guitar Hero]] on the [[PS3]].
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.
* July 23 - Chris makes a post to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote for him on the PaRappa contest.
* July 31 - The polls for the Parappa contest close.
* July 31 - Chris makes several posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote before the polls close, and wording his anxiousness.

===August===
* August 1 - Chris makes a few posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], talking about PS3 and his wish to be able to understand Japanese.
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified.
* August 4 - He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin serving him with a (probably one month) ban.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]
* September 4 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris complains about not being able to go online.
* September 5 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris replies to a blog concerning login problems.
* September 12 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris talks about [[PSP]] update 3.7. He also talks about his login problems.
* September 27 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris makes a few posts, one asking if he can use a [[XBox]] controller on a PS3.

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view.)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).
* October 31 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris asks a question about [[Gods of War]].

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 4 - [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 6 - Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 7 - Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his medallion.
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

2012-04-15T21:52:12Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* September */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
* March 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the [[PS3]].
* March 29 - Chris makes a few more posts to his PSN Blogs, leaving some of the same complaints he did on the 26th.

===April===
* April 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], claiming he is looking forward to the [[Adult Swim]] games featuring the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and [[Harvey Birdman]].
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June 15 - Chris makes a few posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], coplaining about the game Go Puzzle, and announcing he has found a way to play [[Guitar Hero]] on the [[PS3]].
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.
* July 23 - Chris makes a post to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote for him on the PaRappa contest.
* July 31 - The polls for the Parappa contest close.
* July 31 - Chris makes several posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote before the polls close, and wording his anxiousness.

===August===
* August 1 - Chris makes a few posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], talking about PS3 and his wish to be able to understand Japanese.
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified.
* August 4 - He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin serving him with a (probably one month) ban.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]
* September 4 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris complains about not being able to go online.
* September 5 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris replies to a blog concerning login problems.
* September 12 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris talks about [[PSP]] update 3.7. He also talks about his login problems.
* September 27 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris makes a few posts, one asking if he can use a [[XBox]] controller on a PS3.

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view.)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 4 - [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 6 - Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 7 - Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his medallion.
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

2012-04-15T21:45:20Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* August */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
* March 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the [[PS3]].
* March 29 - Chris makes a few more posts to his PSN Blogs, leaving some of the same complaints he did on the 26th.

===April===
* April 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], claiming he is looking forward to the [[Adult Swim]] games featuring the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and [[Harvey Birdman]].
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June 15 - Chris makes a few posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], coplaining about the game Go Puzzle, and announcing he has found a way to play [[Guitar Hero]] on the [[PS3]].
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.
* July 23 - Chris makes a post to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote for him on the PaRappa contest.
* July 31 - The polls for the Parappa contest close.
* July 31 - Chris makes several posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote before the polls close, and wording his anxiousness.

===August===
* August 1 - Chris makes a few posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], talking about PS3 and his wish to be able to understand Japanese.
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified.
* August 4 - He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin serving him with a (probably one month) ban.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view.)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 4 - [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 6 - Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 7 - Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his medallion.
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

2012-04-15T21:39:44Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* July */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
* March 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the [[PS3]].
* March 29 - Chris makes a few more posts to his PSN Blogs, leaving some of the same complaints he did on the 26th.

===April===
* April 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], claiming he is looking forward to the [[Adult Swim]] games featuring the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and [[Harvey Birdman]].
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June 15 - Chris makes a few posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], coplaining about the game Go Puzzle, and announcing he has found a way to play [[Guitar Hero]] on the [[PS3]].
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.
* July 23 - Chris makes a post to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote for him on the PaRappa contest.
* July 31 - The polls for the Parappa contest close.
* July 31 - Chris makes several posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote before the polls close, and wording his anxiousness.

===August===
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified. He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin timing him out.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view.)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 4 - [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 6 - Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 7 - Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his medallion.
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

2012-04-15T21:29:41Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* June */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
* March 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the [[PS3]].
* March 29 - Chris makes a few more posts to his PSN Blogs, leaving some of the same complaints he did on the 26th.

===April===
* April 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], claiming he is looking forward to the [[Adult Swim]] games featuring the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and [[Harvey Birdman]].
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June 15 - Chris makes a few posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], coplaining about the game Go Puzzle, and announcing he has found a way to play [[Guitar Hero]] on the [[PS3]].
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.

===August===
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified. He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin timing him out.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view.)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 4 - [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 6 - Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 7 - Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his medallion.
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

2012-04-15T21:26:05Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* April */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
* March 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the [[PS3]].
* March 29 - Chris makes a few more posts to his PSN Blogs, leaving some of the same complaints he did on the 26th.

===April===
* April 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], claiming he is looking forward to the [[Adult Swim]] games featuring the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and [[Harvey Birdman]].
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.

===August===
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified. He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin timing him out.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view.)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 4 - [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 6 - Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 7 - Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his medallion.
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

2012-04-15T21:23:16Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* March */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
* March 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the [[PS3]].
* March 29 - Chris makes a few more posts to his PSN Blogs, leaving some of the same complaints he did on the 26th.

===April===
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.

===August===
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified. He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin timing him out.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view.)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 4 - [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 6 - Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 7 - Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his medallion.
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

2012-04-15T21:21:30Z

RachmaninovDESU: /* March */

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
* March 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about the [[PS3]].

===April===
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.

===August===
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified. He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin timing him out.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view.)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 4 - [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 6 - Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 7 - Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his medallion.
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2006

2012-04-15T21:18:05Z

RachmaninovDESU:

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:113-CWCJam061.jpg|thumb|Christian as he saw himself in '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:114-CWCJam062.jpg|thumb|The [[Love Quest]] takes its toll...]]
[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|Overview of Chris's [[eBay]] purchases during the first half of '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:08-Camo-Flage.jpg|thumb|A [[My Little Pony]] drawn by [[Megan]].]]
[[Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|thumb|On '''12 May 2006''', Chris finally gets his degree.]]
[[Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG|thumb|On '''27 June 2006''', [[Patti]] dies.]]

The year '''2006''' shows several important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s behavior that are now seen as typical.

First, Christian starts to get more and more clingy towards [[Megan]]. Via e-mail, she repeatedly tells him off, but to no avail.

Second, he starts engaging to large extent in the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into a significant amount of [[Chris and money|debt]]. For the first time, Chris starts buying pornography, [[sex toys]], [[My Little Pony]]s, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like [[eBay]] and AdamandEve.com. Although Christian is unemployed and no longer in school for most of the year, he still has a limited social life. He mostly goes out to engage in [[card game]]-related activities.

In 2006, [[Barbara]] apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the [[sub-episodes]]. Therefore, after [[Sonichu 4]], no more sub-episodes come out.

==Events of 2006==

===February===
* February 19 - First [[Sex toys|porn]] purchase from [[eBay]].
* February 24 - Chris turns 24.

===April===
* April 22 - [[Megan]] finds out Christian bought her a Nintendo DS.
* April 29 - Christian draws ''[[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]]''.

===May===
* May 1 - Megan gets Christian to buy her Nazi pictures from eBay. She admits that she is attracted to Wehrmacht soldiers.
* May 6 - Christian wants to meet Megan in the park, but she doesn't show up. He [[Donald Duck impersonation|talks with the ducks]].
* May 12 - Christian finally gets his [[CADD degrees]] from [[PVCC]].
* May 22 - Megan tells Chris that she doesn't want a relationship. Saddened, he makes a CD entitled "CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of My Quest, Part 1" and also "Part 2".<ref>Based on date in [[:File:058-CWCJam061Front.jpg]]</ref>

===June===
* June 10 - Megan tells Chris he should relax around her and not focus on finding love.
* June 25 - Megan tells Christian to back off. She says she was once refused by a boy she liked, and doesn't care for love.
* June 27 - Christian's dog, [[Patti]], dies.

===July===
* July 4 - Christian draws ''[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]''.
* July 15 - Megan tells Christian that she is getting tired of him copying her hobbies.
* July 26 - First [[My Little Pony]] purchase from eBay.

===August===
* August 3 - Christian finds out Megan has a crush on a soldier. He is devastated.
* August 7 - Megan tells Christian she doesn't like his attitude against men.
* August 14 - Christian revises [[Story of My Current Days]], and adds information about his most recent exploits.
* August 27 - With nothing to do, Chris fakeposts on his guestbook AGAIN, saying that he wants to send a message to every [[Charlottesville]] girl that doesn't want him on Myspace, and tell them to "get off their behind" and date him.

===September===
* September 14 - Chris sends a copied eulogy for Patti [[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006|via email]] to an unknown person.
* September 16 - Chris buys a Booty-licious Love Doll. (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
* September 18 - ''[[Pokémon]] Diamond'' and ''Pearl'' is released.

===October===
* October 17 - Chris leaves a few comments on his [[PSN Blogs]] about the [[PS3]] and the [[PSP]].

===November===
* November 28 - Christian shoots his [[Pixelated PS3]] video for Adult Swim.

===December===
* December 25 - Chris gives up on Santa because he, after being asked for three consecutive years, still hasn't brought Chris a woman to be his. (Strangely, Chris also states to have stopped believing in Santa at the age of 15 already...)

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Template:Christory/February 27

2012-02-27T17:10:49Z

RachmaninovDESU:

{{Christory Entry
|imagename = 0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG
|imagecaption = ASSPIES CAN SUKSEED!
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2009]]''', Last of the BlueSpike Skype conversations takes place. Chris tells Max about his trip to Cleveland.|link = BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_13#February_27}}
<noinclude>{{usage|1=See [[Template:Christory]] for usage.}}
[[Category:February|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

CWCki

2011-11-14T22:07:03Z

RachmaninovDESU:

''This is the article for the wiki ''about'' Chris. For more information about the wiki written ''by'' Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''.

[[Image:TypicalCWCkiPage.png|200px|thumb|What happens when CWCki gets [[Stress|STRESSED]]]]
[[Image:Cwcki2009.JPG|200px|thumb|Popularity of the cwcki throughout the years.]]

'''CWCki''' (pronounced "quick-ee", like [[Sex|the thing Chris will never have]]) was created by [[Cogsdev]], as the [[ED]] page was getting far too large for people to take. It serves as the Internet's only Wiki devoted to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the [[autistic]] manchild that everyone loves to hate and hates to love. As with any Wiki, anyone can edit it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first).

As stated in its motto, '''no shit is too minor'''.

The CWCki also runs a forum for its members, currently hosted [http://cwcki.yuku.com/ here].

==History==
[[Image:CWCkicopter.JPG|thumb|left|One of the many members of the CWCki team, on the hunt for more information regarding autistic manchildren]]

The CWCki came to life on 110mb, the land of shitty web servers that go down every damn day.
Before the CWCki moved to cogsdev.org, it had a history of outages caused by shit servers and counter-trolls. This is a history of the CWCki:
* 25 [[January 2009]]: The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation is founded.
* [[October 2008]]: 110mb shut down all its service for two entire weeks out of nowhere just to move to a different data center.
* [[White knight|Someone]] complained to 110mb in [[August 2009]] and everything got shut down. Then a day or two later, it was back up again.
* Due to maintenance, 110mb was closed from 13 September to 18 [[September 2009]].
* 4 [[January 2010]]: Finally, after the 9001st outage, the CWCki moved to Cogsdev.org.
* 26 [[June 2010]]: cogsdev.110mb.com is terminated from the server it was on.
* 7 [[November 2010]]: The CWCki moves from Cogsdev.org to Sonichu.com having obtained the domain name.

==Chris's opinion==

{{quote|With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "[[Template:People|Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life]]" and "[[Template:Sweethearts|Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals]]" Categories. I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, [[Chris and his Ego|or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me]].|[[Chris]], after discovering the CWCki, 02:03, 11 [[March 2010]] (CET).}}

The CWCki, like everything else on the [[Internet]] that criticizes him or depicts him unfavorably, is something that Chris hates. In the quote above Chris displays large amounts of his [[ego]] and as usual issues a [[death threat]]. Unfortunately for Chris, his demands did not go through. There are two reasons for this. First, his [[Clyde Cash|past track record with serious threats]] suggests that he [[stress|lacks the energy]] to put his ideas into action. Secondly, CWCkians are well aware of the solid legal standing of the website and will not cave to idle threats from autistic manchildren.

In the wee hours of 14 March 2010, Chris updated his blog, taking credit for the alteration of [[The Wallflower]]'s page and demanding that the rest of the pages mentioned earlier follow suit on or before 31 March or there would be trouble. [[Pocket knife|He IS armed]]. However, in true Chris fashion, midnight of 31 March passed with Chris doing absolutely jack shit. As if anyone was surprised.

On 2 April 2010, he tried to fulfill his threat, by making [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|3 minor edits]] under the name of [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]], obviously forgetting that CWCki editors are not ''entirely'' unaware of Chris's recent favorites in video game field. His edits were reverted immediately and his user and user talk pages were bombarded with negative comments. The edits so far were mostly done to glorify him, and are not exactly the kind of hard-hitting bombastic protest CWCkians were expecting based on [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Chris's previous assault on ED]]. It appears that this profoundly lame attack of his had bigger impact on him, because in 19 April 2010, he set up an article in CWCipedia to [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=The_Christian_Truth list his revised truths].

{{quote|Because the Trolls and ALL such [[Chris and hypocrisy|Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots]] REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies.|Chris, glorious edit-warrior, having just suffered an epic defeat in the hands of an unjust wiki [[Manajerks|administration]].}}

Chris's only response to the CWCki in this form was the article he made for the CWCipedia named [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]. In it, Chris supposedly "set the record straight" about all the women in his life listed on the CWCki who we had supposedly gotten our facts wrong about, telling us what actually happened, (because we all know that Chris is far less biased than the CWCki when it comes to the subject of his own life). Naturally, he listed [[Ivy|several]] [[PandaHalo|women]] on there whom were actually confirmed trolls working for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|people who run this very site]], thus proving that Chris's "truths" and "corrections" were really [[lies]] and mistakes all along.

Chris would later come back to the CWCki under the name [[JenkinsJinkies]], a poor [[disguises|disguise]] that fooled no-one, but one which the administrators played along with for a [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laugh]]. After a few more minor [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|edits]], Chris eventually left the site again, as the administrators had fooled him into thinking he had been noticed by the higher-ups and let into the secret inner circle of the [[Trollin Train|trolling cabal]]. This is what eventually led to the [[The MovingFoward videos|PS3 destruction videos]].

Following the [[28 October 2011|October 2011 Michael Snyder Bash-smash-ween]], Chris showed up as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] to upload photographs of Snyder and The GAMe PLACe, and to accuse Snyder of being '''fat''', child-molesting and "slender" (bolding and sarcasm quotes his).

==References by Chris==
* [[Wallflower E-mails 3]] - Chris is made aware of the CWCki's existence by his [[gal-pal]] who discovered the site and assumed it was created by Chris.
* [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]] - After seeing how well the CWCki documented all of his past relationships with women, Chris created this page to share [[Chris and reality|his side of the story]].
* [[Jackie Chat 1]] - Chris gives [[Jackie]] specific examples of how he thinks the CWCki "slanders" him.
* [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] - [[JenkinsJinkies]] pledges allegiance to [[Clyde Cash]] and the CWCki.
* [[LittleBigPlanet]] - In [[February 2011]], Chris posted [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs a quote] on his LittleBigPlanet profile and demanded that it be added to the CWCki's front page.
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] - In [[July 2011]], Chris warn his [[Tomgirl|gal-pals]] against the danger of CWCki and internet bullies
* [[Calling Out]] - In [[August 2011]], Chris demands two trolls to remove their contributions or suffer the consequences.
* [[Victory Rockout]] - Chris states (read: yells incoherently) that the CWCki is a "damn lie" and to never trust it. Apparently, if you wish to ask questions, [[Mailbag|ask him personally]] and he will [[Lie|answer with honesty]].

==See also==
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[CWCipedia]]

[[Category:CWCki]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]

File:Cwcki2009.JPG

2011-11-14T22:05:50Z

RachmaninovDESU:

2011

2011-11-14T22:01:52Z

RachmaninovDESU:

[[File:TG11.jpg|250px|thumb|[[Chris]] in 2011.]]
[[Image:S2011.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). '''2011''' is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]

'''2011''' is the third year of organized [[trolling]] of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. In 2011, Chris turned 29. The year started out in the shadow of Chris's sixth declaration of leaving the [[Internet]]. In spite of this, Chris has been taking refuge on the [[PlayStation Network]], which has allowed the occasional bit of new material to surface. Most importantly, 2011 brought the revelation that [[Tomgirl pictures|Chris really does enjoy wearing women's clothing.]]

Sadly, [[Bob]] [[Chris and Death|died]] in early September. To add more drama in [[Sagas|Great Saga]] of Chris-Chan, next month, all two remaining Chandlers' were [[Chris and the law|arrested]] [[28 October 2011|for multiple offences, including tresspassing, assault and failure to stop]] at [[the GAMe PLACe]]. Chris and [[Barb]] were bailed out two days later. Barbara has appeared in court on 31 October, while Chris will go there for first time on 7 November.

==January==
{{main|January 2011}}

Not much happened this month. Just as it was expected of him, Chris bought ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'', and spent most of the last half of the month playing it. On a more interesting note, Chris's [[Disguises|pseudonym]] [[JenkinsJinkies]] was outed, and his exploits on the [[Trollin Train]] forums from July-August 2010 were made public.

==February==
{{main|February 2011}}

This month saw the release of several of Chris's ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' levels, including [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]] and the [[Autism Tutorial]]s.

==March==
{{main|March 2011}}

An old pile of [[phone calls]] way back from the [[Liquid]]/[[Kacey]] saga was released to the Internet at the beginning of the month.

==April==
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in April 2011]]
{{main|April 2011}}

As the [[Playstation Network]] suffered a long downtime and security breach, Chris's account is hacked again, [[Tomgirl Pictures|revealing pictures]] of Chris showing off his "[[Homos|Tomgirl]]" side. Much controversy has surrounded these photos, as many think that Chris has finally let out his [[True and honest|true sexuality]], while others believe this is a bizarre attempt to appear attractive to [[Tiffany Gowen|"Tomboys"]] using the logic that "Tomgirl + Tomboy = [[China]]".

==May==
{{main|May 2011}}

The PSN came back online, and Chris immediately deleted the "I am Tomgirl." quote. However, he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where all TRUE and HONEST Tomgirls and Tomboys hang out.

==June==
{{main|June 2011}}

Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I No Socialize Online", published [[3DS Flipnote|a Flipnote]] and changed his [[voicemail message]] a few times. He also continued posting on the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, revealing some of the most disturbing stuff to date.

==July==
[[File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in July 2011]]
{{main|July 2011}}

After months of minimal activity, Chris's internet presence increased markedly during July. His participation in the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum was discovered, after which Chris publicly announced his true identity to the other members. Chris also created a new [[Facebook]] account, contradicting his prior claim regarding online socialization, and logged back into his long-dormant [[YouTube]] account. Meanwhile, [[Liquid Chris]]'s YouTube account was shut-down for good.

==August==
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris in August 2011]]
{{main|August 2011}}

August began with Chris and his [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|tom-pals]] planning vengeance against the CWCki. Soon thereafter, Chris broke his lengthy [[Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|internet hiatus]] by returning to YouTube and uploading [[Calling Out|a series of videos]] throughout [[August_2011|August]] in which he claims to have information on the true identities of a number of trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]]. These videos called for each troll to first upload a video of their own apologizing for their crimes against Chris, and then leave the internet forever. An earthquake and major hurricane hit Virginia during this month, but unfortunately, this did not stop Chris from uploading videos.

==September==
{{main|September 2011}}

September began with Chris on a high, having unmasked [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Alec Benson Leary]] and [[Thorg]], and forcing [[Surfshack Tito]] to leave the Internet. Sadly, on 6 September, Chris's father [[Bob]] died, and his funeral took place on 11 September. After that, nothing was heard from Chris.

==October==
{{main|October 2011}}

On 18 October, Chris tried to sell his old TV (presumably Bob's) on [[Craigslist]] for [[Chris and reality|more than 250$]], which could indicate that finances of house of Chandler, after death of its patriarch, are in worse state as they were before. [[28 October 2011|An incident]] occurred at the GAMe PLACe on 28 October, and both Chris and Barbara were arrested, though they have since been bailed out.

==November==
{{main|November 2011}}

Chris uploaded pics of Snyder onto the [[CWCki]], and appeared in court to be charged with trespass, misdemeanor assault and failure to stop at the scene of an incident.

==December==
{{main|December 2011}}

Chris and Barb are due to be tried on 15 December 2011. It'll be a blue C-Mas at [[14 Branchland Court]].

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]