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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sachumo_Interview&amp;diff=293176</id>
		<title>Sachumo Interview</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: Undo revision 293175 by Radiopenguin (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
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'''Sachumo''' is the creator of a [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|documentary]] about Chris. He also conducted an interview with Chris on 21 October 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Interview==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sachumo - Chatting With Chris Chan&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 21 [[October 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:archiveorg|17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = }}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, here we go. All right, we're gonna start real soon... okay. Can you hear me?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I can hear you. This, uh, much better now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There we go, fantastic, I'm glad we fixed it. All right, I'm gonna do a little bit of an intro and just... all the people watching... welcome to the Sachumo livestream, I hope you all... uh... are... are... I hope you all enjoy this opportunity to come out and see what we're gonna be doing. Uh, right now, we're just going to have a little chat. I mean, this has been... a long time coming, don't you think?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. A lot of people have wanted us to finally just talk and... you know what... just why not. We'll just talk. That's, that's what I wanted to do, you know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have some fun. Uhmm. All right, it's hard to read the chat. There is a lot of people watching right now. Oh my god. Okay. I can't even read the chat. Okay. Uhhh. All right, so we're here with the famous Christine Christian Chris-Chan Christopher Ricardo... Weston Chandler. (laughs) You have many names.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody. ([[stress sigh]]) (laughs) Yeah. That... just call my current one, I think.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christine...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... chat... chat is like usual, saying some very odd stuff. Ummm... Yep, I can never... I can never control them, no matter how hard I try, but you know... you know the Internet is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yup, it's a little crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, for those of you who don't know, uh, but do know about Christine, I'm the creator of the Christian Weston Chandler documentary that was posted in 2015 I think? When I was around 15-16, I made it for a high school project... uhm... and... here we are almost three years later.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, about that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's a good deal.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean the documentary was... good, at least the first 50-55 percent of it, and then it just kinda ended up cringeworthy to me, but I feel like, with my input and everything, we can... we can make it better. Make a better documentary. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, definitely. Ummm... yeah, if I like, assemble the crew or something, we got... if we got some funding, then you know... why not? Just do it... an interview for a day or two... and then we go home and I add something together. But uh... it's nice to finally to get to you. Uhm... I've always imagined... what this would be like... and I never expected it... to be honest, because it, it... because ehh... it's hard to describe... it's like... you've only heard about someone, but when you finally meet them, it's different than everything you'd expect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and journalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]|nextlink=[[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Interview videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sachumo_Interview&amp;diff=293175</id>
		<title>Sachumo Interview</title>
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		<updated>2022-07-08T22:59:00Z</updated>

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'''Sachumo''' is the creator of a [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|documentary]] about Chris. He also conducted an interview with Chris on 21 October 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Interview==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sachumo - Chatting With Chris Chan&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 21 [[October 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = 975s&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = }}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, here we go. All right, we're gonna start real soon... okay. Can you hear me?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I can hear you. This, uh, much better now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There we go, fantastic, I'm glad we fixed it. All right, I'm gonna do a little bit of an intro and just... all the people watching... welcome to the Sachumo livestream, I hope you all... uh... are... are... I hope you all enjoy this opportunity to come out and see what we're gonna be doing. Uh, right now, we're just going to have a little chat. I mean, this has been... a long time coming, don't you think?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. A lot of people have wanted us to finally just talk and... you know what... just why not. We'll just talk. That's, that's what I wanted to do, you know. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have some fun. Uhmm. All right, it's hard to read the chat. There is a lot of people watching right now. Oh my god. Okay. I can't even read the chat. Okay. Uhhh. All right, so we're here with the famous Christine Christian Chris-Chan Christopher Ricardo... Weston Chandler. (laughs) You have many names.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody. ([[stress sigh]]) (laughs) Yeah. That... just call my current one, I think.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christine...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... chat... chat is like usual, saying some very odd stuff. Ummm... Yep, I can never... I can never control them, no matter how hard I try, but you know... you know the Internet is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yup, it's a little crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, for those of you who don't know, uh, but do know about Christine, I'm the creator of the Christian Weston Chandler documentary that was posted in 2015 I think? When I was around 15-16, I made it for a high school project... uhm... and... here we are almost three years later.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, about that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's a good deal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean the documentary was... good, at least the first 50-55 percent of it, and then it just kinda ended up cringeworthy to me, but I feel like, with my input and everything, we can... we can make it better. Make a better documentary. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, definitely. Ummm... yeah, if I like, assemble the crew or something, we got... if we got some funding, then you know... why not? Just do it... an interview for a day or two... and then we go home and I add something together. But uh... it's nice to finally to get to you. Uhm... I've always imagined... what this would be like... and I never expected it... to be honest, because it, it... because ehh... it's hard to describe... it's like... you've only heard about someone, but when you finally meet them, it's different than everything you'd expect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and journalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]|nextlink=[[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Interview videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
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		<title>Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt</title>
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		<updated>2022-06-11T19:35:03Z</updated>

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{{Protip|Kenneth habitually deletes his projects, posts, accounts, and websites, and starts over from scratch. Be sure any links directed towards such projects are archived when posting them on the CWCki.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Why do you Reply to Everything?!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[[Homo|Do you have a Crush on me, Ken?]]|[[Chris]], owning Kenneth}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Is [Chris] genuinely delusional? The only one who could answer that for sure is CWC herself.|Kenneth being delusional, February 2022&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/just-a-simple-question.2158/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt&lt;br /&gt;
| image = KengleStream.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
| size = 220px&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases = Sailfish&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Kengle&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Ken&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;OnionNull&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;OnionfarmsMedia&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Saturnella&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Thundersteam&amp;lt;ref group = note&amp;gt;The name of Kenneth's Kiwi Farms account before being changed to his full name&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;LostMutantClone&lt;br /&gt;
|day = 2 &lt;br /&gt;
|month = 3&lt;br /&gt;
|year = 1960&lt;br /&gt;
|gender = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|nationality = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|race = White&lt;br /&gt;
|religion = [[Wikipedia:Ahmadi|Ahmadi]]&lt;br /&gt;
|education = DeKalb Technical College ([[Wikipedia:Associate_degree#United_States|AAS]], accounting)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Kennesaw State University ([[Wikipedia:Bachelor of Business Administration|BBA]], accounting)&lt;br /&gt;
|knownfor = {{•}}Being a long-time follower of Chris since the Second Exile&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; {{•}}Hosting the Kiwi Farms splinter site Onion Farms&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; {{•}}Being the primary recipient of Chris's letters from jail&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation = Owner of Onion Farms&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Bookkeeper&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Amateur artist&lt;br /&gt;
|saga = {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|sonicboom|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt''' (born 2 March 1960) also known by his online alias as &amp;quot;'''Sailfish'''&amp;quot;, and affectionately nicknamed '''Kengle''' or '''OnionNull''', &amp;lt;ref group = note&amp;gt;Named in reference to [[Null|Joshua &amp;quot;Null&amp;quot; Moon]], the proprietor of the Kiwi Farms&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is the current owner of the Onion Farms; a splinter forum based on the [[Kiwi Farms]], and the Onionpedia; a Wordpress based splinter wiki based on this one. &lt;br /&gt;
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As an autistic&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.planetautism.com/AuSpin/kenneth1.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and elderly part-time bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating bizarre artwork, Kenneth naturally felt as though he shares a lot in common with Chris. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Chris, they have become friends for quite some time. Chris would however be peeved by Kenneth's consistent replies.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth is sometimes noted for the dubious honor of being the second person in Chris's life to encapsulate all five groups in the [[Unholy Quintet]], the first of whom being [[Jacob Sockness]]. Kenneth was once one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]] during the [[Template:SecondExile|Second Exile]] and the [[Sonic Boom]] saga. He would then act as a financial enabler of Chris, and then an A-log, ween, and carpetbagger during Chris's stay in jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth is also notable for being a genuine fan of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run. Kenneth had created a bizarre series of artwork that is based off of the series called ''Sonichen and Rosechen'', which he had created a website of.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike most other white knights at the time, Kenneth had actually called Chris out when he was in the wrong, suggesting him to release his anger towards Sonic Boom on something less destructive than vandalizing merchandise, though Kenneth had also hosted a number of Facebook groups that would allow Chris to release his anger towards the game. He has also been an occasional source of financial support for Chris. He had bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth has later gained notoriety for posting many of Chris's letters from jail on his own Onion Farms website, seemingly as a means to promote the website and other related projects.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Early Interactions with Chris ==&lt;br /&gt;
Prior to the creation of the Onion Farms, Kenneth was a frequent, though minor, orbiter of Chris's. Kenneth's intentions towards Chris seemed entirely [[True and Honest]]. Kenneth would often give praise to Chris when he feels there is justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork of a [[medallion]], having an opinion on a [[video game]], and breathing in and out. That being said, he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at Chris, and even outright call him out when he's clearly in the wrong, in particular over the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Despite this, Kenneth was rarely acknowledged by Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Occasionally, he has posted on Chris's Facebook statuses. There was some debate on whether Kenneth could be considered a member of Chris's inner circle on Facebook (as they do have a number of mutual friends, the most notable being [[William Elliott Waterman]]), but Kenneth was often flatly ignored and sometimes treated contemptuously by Chris. Despite being known as a lolcow amongst lolcow enthusiasts, by and large he was actually quite well-liked on Facebook.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth had hosted or moderated two Facebook groups dedicated to Chris's hatred towards Sonic Boom, [[Keep Sonic Original]] and [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]. Ken once bought a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' comic book. The problem was that it contained a preview for ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' at the start, which predictably got Chris hotheaded.{{cite}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth has also hosted anti-bullying forums in the past, on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (caused by his unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling forced these off the Internet. While Chris did express interest in his idea of making a fan-site, this did not materialize due to Kenneth's unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:ChrisTest.png|thumb|Chris questioning Kenneth's loyalty]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth had been responding to Chris so frequently, that Chris had decided to create a test on Twitter on 25 May 2018, seeing if he would reply to his message. Predictably, Kenneth did reply to the message, to which Chris had shown annoyance to.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|thread=43497}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--===Autographs===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Auto 17.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Auto 18.jpg]]--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Financial Support Towards Chris==	&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth had bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]]. Kenneth had also sent a message to [[Jessica Quinn]] on February 2016 to suggest to Chris to mutally exchange $10 giftcards.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite farms|thread=1869|post=1287650}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[May 2018|May 2, 2018]], Chris listed a spare [[Son-Chu|Sonichu]] [[2018_Sales_Listings#Extra_Sonichu_license_plate|license plate]] on eBay. Since license plates may be considered DMV property, [[May_2018_social_media_posts#Kenneth_Englehardt_BTFO|Kenneth asked Chris if he got permission to sell it from the DMV]], which prompted Chris to ask him to stop, to which Kenneth agreed. Two days later, on May 4, 2018, somebody suggested to Chris that his donations dropping could be Patreon taking a 50% cut, which Kenneth said was outrageous. This prompted Chris to call Kenneth outrageous and tell him not to comment on his posts anymore or Chris would unfriend him, but he told Kenneth that he is still allowed to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] [[Chris and reality|to]] [[Chris and his Ego|Chri]][[Chris and negotiation|s's]] [[Chris and money|Patreon]] if he chooses. Kenneth, having finally had enough, told Chris that friendships don't work like that and said goodbye, suggesting that he was done with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Not too long after, Kenneth replied to Chris's tweet begging for money:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxonion|Have you considered a project manager? They can help with work layout, publicity, the bottom line and so forth.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris replied with:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|If I had even remotely Knew of such a Manager YEARS ago, I seriously would have done that sooner. Eeyup.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sonichen and Rosechen==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|On a misfit planet, it takes a square peg in a round hole to fit in|The slogan of the Sonichen art}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:KennethAutograph.jpg|thumb|An autograph Kenneth received from Chris for his Sonichen art]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth is well-known for his artwork, '''Sonichen and Rosechen'''. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-derivative website, though the website has been dead since 2018. &lt;br /&gt;
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It is not known what Chris thought of this parody, but according to Kenneth himself Chris takes a neutral stance. Kenneth had attempted to suggest to Chris of him taking over the canon of Sonichu while he was incarcerated. Kenneth had the idea to expand upon the canon of the series, which would have included novels and short stories, as well as implementing some of his own Sonichen characters into the lore. However Chris had disagreed with doing such a crossover.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 January 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/chris-chan-letter-january-21-2022-to-kengle-rejects-merger-of-sonichu-rosechu-with-sonichen-rosechen-has-an-intense-meltdown.2136/ Chris Chan Letter January 21, 2022 to Kengle - Rejects Merger of Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu With Sonichen &amp;amp; Rosechen: Has an Intense Meltdown] ([https://archive.ph/3o779 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Gallery===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:JailLetter19Jan2022SonichenArt1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JailLetter19Jan2022SonichenArt2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JailLetter19Jan2022SonichenArt3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JailLetter19Jan2022SonichenArt4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==Relationships with the CWCsphere==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Feud with the Kiwi Farms===&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth had created an account on the Kiwi Farms on 16 May 2015 under the name '''Thundersteam'''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kenneth was temporarily banned from the Kiwi Farms because he seemed not to comprehend that there are mean people on the Internet, and instead believed that everyone is genuinely interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Eventually, accepting the fact that such people existed, Kenneth has decided to go on an online crusade against them. In 2017, he started '''kiwifarms.xyz''', a blog in which he wrote angry posts about [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and other topics in an attempt to divert attention from the real Kiwi Farms to himself. This attempt had evidently failed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kenneth would habitually email Null under 10 different addresses and buying merchandise from Kiwi Farms just so that he can contact Null.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|writer=Null|thread=1869|post=10403519}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Null was annoyed by this, and threatened to call authorities on him if he didn't stop. This would get to the point where he would get banned from the website a second time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=10455751}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ownership of Onion Farms==&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth had later created the website '''Onion Farms''' in its current incarnaton in 2019 as a splinter site of the lolcow forum [[Kiwi Farms]], claiming it to be an alternative. The website's namesake comes from how the site was intended for covering &amp;quot;layers of drama and gossip&amp;quot;. The website was also created as a gossip site for lolcows, though Kenneth had planned for the site to focus on lolcows from every country around the world. Kenneth had also had the idea of providing more attention on people he deemed as &amp;quot;celebrities&amp;quot; to be potential subjects. Anyone with less than 200,000 followers would be deemed &amp;quot;lesser lolcows&amp;quot;. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.lolcow.org/threads/kenneth-erwin-engelhardt-kengle-sailfish-onionnull-godzilla-the-big-onion.5/ lolcow.org thread on Kenneth]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the forum, Chris has a discussion board of his own, much like on the Kiwi Farms. Most of the threads found on this board were created for the letters that Kenneth had received from Chris. The rest of the board primarily consists of threads centered around orbiters of Chris and updates regarding Kenneth's interactions with Chris. Kenneth had created a thread about Chris on 4 September 2020.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite onion|thread=1239}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Controversies surrounding the Onion Farms===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Naught]] was promoted as an administrator on the website, and has been a frequent poster on there. Kenneth had received complaints by orbiters for this decision due to Naught's controversial online activities. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:OnionLoliconBoard.png|thumb|200px|left|A screencap of the lolicon board before getting deleted]]&lt;br /&gt;
A discussion board dedicated to lolicon and shotacon was also created on the website.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=10450419}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Kenneth had posted several times on this board, even creating four threads regarding the legality of lolicon, which had lead to allegations of Kenneth being a pedophile being made. Kenneth then deleted the subforum, and created a thread apologizing for its creation.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/ive-deleted-the-lolicon-forum-and-public-apology.1930/ I've deleted the lolicon forum and Public Apology] ([https://archive.ph/wip/0EuiA archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jail Saga==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jail Letters===&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth claims that he had become aware of Chris's arrest after watching [[Ethan Ralph]]'s livestream of the arrest.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdx6IRgBxyM Skip to the 11:06 timestamp]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He had used his Onion Farms website as a host for posting a good number of the known letters that Chris had sent from Jail. Kenneth had initiated a letter towards Chris sometime before October 2021, as he was curious of how he was doing in jail.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/christine-weston-chandler-has-mailed-me-surprise-package.1795/ Christine Weston Chandler Has Mailed Me - Surprise Package] ([https://archive.ph/wip/OdDIO archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris had first contacted Kenneth via letter on [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|4 October 2021]], where he declares that he is Jesus of Nazareth, like he has with [[Null]]. Since then, Kenneth has been communicating with Chris via letter. However, Kenneth had also confirmed in a livestream that he had never gave Chris his phone number.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris had appeared to see Kenneth as trustworthy to host letters and calls involving him while he is in Jail. He had directed the financial enabler Zombo to Kenneth's website in order to provide monetary donations to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris had told Kenneth on many occasions to not share letters that he had given to him online, or to only share portions of letters he's received, to which Kenneth had obliged to. In one instance, in a letter that details [[Barb]] getting in a car accident, Kenneth had only posted the envelope of the letter and a portion of the letter, which hid most of the text on the front page, on the Onion Farms. However, several people were able to decipher chunks of the letter through image manipulation, as much of the writing on the back of the page that Kenneth had shared bled through. Noticing this, Kenneth had gone through several measures of hiding portions of the letters he was forbidden to share, including whiting out the blank spaces of the scans he's taken of the pages. After this had failed, Kenneth had then shared the last of all of the letters that he had previously concealed in full, including a letter that had the names of Chris's relatives on it, though he had censored their names.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris has been transferred from Central Virginia Regional Jail to an undisclosed location, Kenneth had claimed he would cut all ties with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Kenneth Strikes Back===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Please post this on kiwifarms. I am not holding back or being unfair. We've have gotten some pretty amazing content from what CWC chooses to share. But she calls the shots and there are people who write her telling what has been posted on Onionfarms.|Kenneth prompting people lurking on his site to tell people on Kiwi Farms about content from Chris he farmed.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/message-to-kiwifarms.2369/#post-34673 Message to Kiwifarms] ([https://archive.ph/wip/uN5Pb archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After Chris had been transferred back to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], despite saying that he'd cut ties with Chris and not heed his words, Kenneth had decided to initiate letters back to Chris,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/#post-34422 An Onion Farms post where Kenneth admits to initiating the 11 May 2022 Letter] ([https://archive.ph/wip/ddVDh archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and had once again agreed to conceal certain letters of his by his request. Kenneth would agree to this promise still by not leaking one of the letters in full, but instead summarizing the major points of one of the letters he was told not to share.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Kenneth believes that he was advised against this due to people reading portions of letters that he was also advised sharing online through image manipulaton.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 30 May 2022, Kenneth had made a thread on Onion Farms, in which he told people to post on the Kiwi Farms. In the post, he talks about people that have been telling Chris via letter about what the letters he has been posting on Onion Farms, and how people were able to read them despite his efforts to conceal them. [[Null]] had responded to this with &amp;quot;It took 9 years, but Kengle finally has a way to use Chris to get attention that nobody can interfere with. Congrats, big boy.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|thread=102598|post=12032938}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Livestreams===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Onion Farms Livestreams}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth had proposed the idea of making livestreams on the Onion Farms in lieu of [[Null|Null's]] ''Mad at the Internet'' livestreams.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth then had three interviews with a YouTuber who had read several of the letters that Chris had sent to Kenneth, where they would discuss how communications between him and Chris had typically went.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Art made by Kenneth===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Twinkle Boo-Boo.jpg|Twinkle Boo Boo&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.onionfarms.com/ Kenneth's ''Onion Farms'' website.] ([https://archive.ph/wip/CwWB6 archive])&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://twitter.com/kengel_online Kenneth's Twitter]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://kiwifarms.net/members/kenneth-erwin-engelhardt.6454/ Kenneth's Kiwi Farms account] (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170722002953/https://www.kennethengelhardt.com/ An archived version of Ken's official website] (Died in mid 2018)&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - The basis of Kenneth's Onion Farms forum&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Null]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Onion Farms Livestreams]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Notes}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{References}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Engelhardt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{SecondExile}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{SonicBoomSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PrisonSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Autistic]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Enablers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: /* Episodes (both original and revised) */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Chris Chan. Arguably the most documented person in history.&lt;br /&gt;
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His antics have been witnessed by millions, with many always keeping a close eye on him, waiting to see what he does next.&lt;br /&gt;
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What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?&lt;br /&gt;
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This is the story of Chris Chan.|Geno Samuel's opening narration for the series, usually condensed to the last two lines after the premiere; starting in Part XLIV, feminine pronouns are used instead.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gs.png|thumb|Geno Samuel, our stoic narrator in the flesh.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is a [[Internet|webseries]] created by Lithuanian-born, Japan-based producer and musician Geno Samuel (also known as Edvinas Grigonis), which began in [[February 2018]]. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s life, similar to [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo]]'s. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with each video being around 30 to 40 minutes and sometimes 50 minutes in length (Though that's only happened once). A factor to the length is the playback of Chris audio and video. As of Part LIX, the documentary series is 1 day, 16 hours, 34 minutes, and 8 seconds long.&lt;br /&gt;
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The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the troll-influenced events of 2009 and 2010]] - trolls had prodded Chris into producing many calls and videos at the time, which the series utilizes for playback. It presents the events of Chris's life in a mostly objective light, allowing watchers to pass their own judgment on Chris and the people around him. Nonetheless, Geno occasionally slips in a dry jab or two in the form of blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he also manages to maintain a completely neutral, deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's funniest lines.&lt;br /&gt;
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Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as &amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot; before changing it to &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris &amp;quot;Christine&amp;quot; and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. It remains to be seen if he will eventually revert to using masculine pronouns during Chris's extended period of being &amp;quot;[[Spirit possession|possessed]]&amp;quot; by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] through most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]], although he has used masculine pronouns to describe Chris's past antics after this period in time.&lt;br /&gt;
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The series is still ongoing, its latest episode currently at late [[2017]], and though Geno initially predicted that it would be around 50 episodes long by the time he reached the present day, Episode 50 ended up covering the events of mid-[[2016]], and it now seems much more likely Geno will have over 70 episodes finished and released by the time he's reached modern Christory. However, this is presuming that he keeps a consistent pace, which may become difficult due to how much occurred during the period when the [[Idea Guys]] had influence over Chris, compared to the relative quiet in the first few years after the [[26 December 2014|pepper spray incident]]. Once he's &amp;quot;caught up&amp;quot; with [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], Geno plans to continue the series incrementally until it ultimately reaches [[Chris and death#Chris himself (1982–)|its logical conclusion]]. [[Christorical eras|It will take a while to get to the present, in any case]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that &amp;quot;modern&amp;quot; Chris acts like he once did during the so-called &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; - much of the context behind trolling was never publicly released by Chris's trolls, making it appear as if many of Chris's actions during troll sagas were his own ideas. The documentary itself eventually ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as several people who would go on to interact with Chris either found out about him, or were influenced by, the series. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] reveal, [https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1421139988138188804 Geno, like everyone else, was utterly flabbergasted by the extremely dark turn that Christory took]. Geno then announced, via his [[Patreon]], that the series would be taking an extended hiatus. He explained that he felt that it would be potentially tasteless and exploitative to continue the series immediately after Chris's appalling actions came to light, [https://www.patreon.com/posts/stopping-now-54330974 so he informed his patrons that he will not be completing and releasing new episodes of the series until early 2022]. During that time, Geno will redirect his attention to work on his other documentaries and music projects. Geno has indicated that the series will resume in February.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
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Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.&lt;br /&gt;
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A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.&lt;br /&gt;
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Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&amp;amp;t&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ [https://web.archive.org/web/20211002154846/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/community?lb=UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it. &lt;br /&gt;
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”﻿}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|Chris's complaint to Geno about the April Fool's joke.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him. The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration. &lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 [[July 2021]], Geno decided to put the series on hiatus following the release of Episode 59, in light of the incest situation. He had originally planned to do so after Episode 60, but opted to take a break from the series for multiple reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 26 [[January 2022]], Geno would release an update for Part LX (60) on his Patreon page&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.patreon.com/posts/chris-chan-part-61667624&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mentions by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began &amp;quot;binge-listening&amp;quot; to the series&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;quot;quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior &amp;quot;just for the record and Megan's reference&amp;quot;, those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;quot;You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Reminder, the end of that joke is,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris viewed his past homophobia with regret.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website.  [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on.  And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time.  And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me.  I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages.  It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards.  [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video.  And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&amp;amp;lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|[[File:Chris watches CCCS Part 31.jpg|thumb|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rolling on the floor laughing&lt;br /&gt;
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I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!&lt;br /&gt;
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“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued commenting on the series.&lt;br /&gt;
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*About Part 38, Chris laughed about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[Gal Pal E-mails 4]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|Hey!  Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]?  [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]!  Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence?  “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&amp;amp;lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*About part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year.  Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&amp;amp;lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*About part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point of Chris's [[transgender]]ism.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow| Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno.  Better late than never.  😊⚡️&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&amp;amp;lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.&lt;br /&gt;
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*About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do.  Who was right all along?  Me.  ⚡️💙⚡️&lt;br /&gt;
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&amp;amp;lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&amp;amp;ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Part LIVe!  On the Internet!&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&amp;amp;lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&amp;amp;ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&amp;amp;lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&amp;amp;ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Part 57 did not, in fact, bring up the Idea Guys. They eventually made their first appearance only by Part 59.&lt;br /&gt;
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*In July 2021, [[The WCT]] and Chris discussed the series and potential upcoming episodes. Chris believed that &amp;quot;[[Spirit possession|the ten and a half months when Sonichu Prime and I were body-swapped]]&amp;quot; would be one of the last sagas people would find entertaining.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[WCT DMs#Bismuth and Geno]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==What is the attraction?==&lt;br /&gt;
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In his 100k subscriber Q&amp;amp;A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno.  I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this.  Congratulations, Dude.  But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls).  Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?&lt;br /&gt;
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In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|The attraction is that the story of Chris Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, &amp;quot;creator&amp;quot; of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
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==Influence==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Incomplete|Information on Bella}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I first fell in love with Christian Weston Chandler and thought I had a big brother when I watched the original run of Geno Samuel's documentaries.|Jacob Sockness&amp;lt;ref name=sockness&amp;gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/drxzg7/am_i_responsible_for_the_sockness_saga/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Geno's documentary is often noted for either introducing many people to Christory or having an influence on it.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Jacob Sockness]]&amp;lt;ref name=sockness&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;: An enabler who wanted to have sex with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[The WCT]]&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;WCTWiki&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT?oldid=564 &amp;quot;The WCT&amp;quot; - EGS Reupload Wiki] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210811043202/https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;: A member of the [[Watchmen]] white knight/enabler group. While it's unknown whether WCT knew of Chris prior to the ''Comprehensive History'', WCT was &amp;quot;fascinated&amp;quot; by the series itself. WCT was also in GenoSamuel's Discord server where he met the Watchman member [[Naught]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Bella]]{{cite}}: A troll who Chris confided in about his incestuous relationship with his mother.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[The Suitress]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://archive.ph/cV5W0 I have a full-blown crush on CWC and I feel absolutely insane]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;: A young woman and enabler who became infatuated with Chris. While she claimed to have been introduced to Chris through Deadwing Dork, she would also watch the series on end, and become an active member in the CWCSphere soon after.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[KwaiiSandbag]]: An enabler who role-played as a psychic and influenced Chris to end his phase of [[role-play]]ing as Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episodes (both original and revised)==&lt;br /&gt;
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!align=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot;|Part&lt;br /&gt;
!align=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot;|Link&lt;br /&gt;
!align=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot;|Year(s)&lt;br /&gt;
!align=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot;|Event timeline&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|1982-2000&lt;br /&gt;
|[[1980s#1982|Birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2000-2004&lt;br /&gt;
|Enrollment in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2004-2006&lt;br /&gt;
|[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2006-2007&lt;br /&gt;
|Release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2007-2008&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris finally caving into [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NncBco0Hck4 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2008&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2008-2009&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to [[Clyde Cash]] revealing himself.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP_4JCZkiQ4 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#cwcville.com (April 2009 ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â‚¬Å“ May 2009)|cwcville.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc Original])&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|&amp;quot;real&amp;quot; name]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|[[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6A7czciKFA Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|Final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris opening his &amp;quot;[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]&amp;quot; account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|[[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2009&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2009-2010&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010&lt;br /&gt;
|[[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010&lt;br /&gt;
|[[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2010 - 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[Gal Pal E-mails 3]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2011&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-2013&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian &amp;amp; The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|39&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[Gal Pal E-mails 4]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|40&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|41&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]]. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|42&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|43&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|Possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015. This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|44&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|&amp;quot;Pink Fresh Lemonade&amp;quot; drawing]]. Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|45&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[List of places that have banned Chris#Facebook|Chris's temporary ban from Facebook]] to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|46&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|47&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#A Fun Visual|Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed]] to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|48&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|49&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|50&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|51&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Reading &amp;quot;Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness&amp;quot; Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|52&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2016&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|53&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|54&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|55&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|56&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|57&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZOVgot6a4 Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[August 2017 tweets#Chris's pizza observation|Chris's pizza observation]] to [[Jessica Quinn#Relationship with Kiwi Farms|Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|58&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_aVxYQeHo Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather]] to [[October 2017 tweets#Quinnspiracy|Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|59&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0 Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Sonichu_12|Creation of Sonichu 12]] to [[Operation_BARBarossa|the Facebook post about Operation BARBarossa]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|60&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY Current]&lt;br /&gt;
|2017-2018&lt;br /&gt;
| begins with Christine pondering over a new customization feature in Sonic Forces, and concludes with a Facebook post celebrating her 36th birthday&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Without Context&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 10 [[February 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
|video= {{#ev:youtube|dEbBW3SsP88}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Newbie}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Incest_Call&amp;diff=281283</id>
		<title>Incest Call</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Incest_Call&amp;diff=281283"/>
		<updated>2022-02-12T02:12:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: /* Original leak */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The '''Incest Call''' refers to a video call which took place between Chris and [[Bella]] in the early morning hours of 28 [[July 2021]].&amp;lt;ref name=BellaReaction&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the call, Chris discusses him and his mother having engaged in substantial sexual activity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Audio from the call was publicly leaked multiple times with varying amounts of censorship. The first leak by [[the Suitress]] had a runtime of about 4 minutes and consisted only of Chris's voice, followed a few hours later by another cut with Bella's voice retained. In the following days more material was leaked by Bella, with the longest version being just over 21 minutes long. All leaked recordings have notable cuts in the audio. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bella has claimed the full call lasted around four hours and that the bulk of conversation was a &amp;quot;long and actually very pleasant talk&amp;quot;, but the full conversation was not recorded. She said she &amp;quot;didn't start recording until AFTER he showed [...] the vibrators and &amp;quot;organic lube foam&amp;quot; he was using on his mom&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite farms|title=leaking new info|thread=96813|post=9607177|wayback=20220115230847}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Bella, Chris talked in detail about kinky sexual acts on his mother - such as usage of vibrators, candle wax, and nipple clips - but that this alleged talk was not saved due to her iPad cutting off the recording.&amp;lt;ref name=BellaReaction/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Incest Discussion&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = E1pNvrqpx04&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 28 July 2021 (leaked 3 [[August 2021]])&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Bella|text}} {{Incest|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- 0:00-1:27 --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': ...We pro- we proceeded towards it more slowly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Mhm. Sorry, I'm putting the volume, for my- I can't- I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. It's hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sensual release, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Mhm.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS:''' &amp;quot;Not too many, not too many individuals this side of the [[iron curtain]] were coming up to plate right, right down there, so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And then the- everything was coming into good alignment and it was, the signs were all [inaudible] [[Chris and religion#Concept of Emanuelle|Emanuelle]], you know, God, just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine!'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;But how did this happen? How did this come about?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best ways to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously, tale- the incest fanfics have come true and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- 1:28 to 3:56 --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': I didn't even know there was such a thing! I didn't even know there was incest fanficsh- were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that I- I knew that you guys had a good ''relationship'', but I always thought- 'cause I'm not huge on Christory, and y'know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting, and that's how I- I got into you when I was younger, right? But I had- I didn't have any idea that Barbara was, um, that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those, uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''':  [''stress sigh''] I approached her with care and caution. And... it was a timed approach. So I just, gave her comfort, to talked with her, and we just branched out slow and steady, and that night I encouraged her positively, let ''her'' make the first move, 'cause she wanted to do it an'...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''' (interrupting): Oh, she did? Really? She made the first move?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh. Oh, really? Wow, ''Barbara'', ha ha! How- how did she do, if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''':  [''stress sigh''] Uh, I don't remember exact- well, that was her first move but my approach was... Hm. Well, I forgot exactly what it- what terminology approach I used but, care and caution.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': That's good. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': That's good. And how did she respond when you, uh, when you, um, approached her? What did she say?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was [[Rape|partially confused]] at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Right, so she... so she got into it. How was the first kiss? You kissed her? How did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life, how did that feel?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': When did you start having feelings for Barbara?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- 3:57 - 8:47 --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember even mentioning some time ago in one of my videos that I even had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Really, yeah? Is that, um, I- I- I've heard of- I don't know what it is, per, uh, per se, but, is that what Oh-dipus complex is called, is when, uh, um, is when, you like your mother? Is that what it's called, I don't know what it means, though, I just thought, I thought, I just thought might be.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah, the uh, that's right, the {{w|Oedipus complex}}.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, Oedipus, that's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right, ennh... how, how if you don't mind me asking it, I know it's probably personal, you don't have to ''answer'', but... how is the sex?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory, it took a while, took a few tries to...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': [''giggling''] It took a few tries? Yeah... she is o- she is ''older''...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah, plus, uh, also she's very exstanding about the whole thing as well, I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, made sure that I, yeah, obviously, I'm never gonna propose marriage to her at all 'cause we're already daughter and... mom...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no, there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter, that's true. I'm- I'm pretty close to my mom, I don't- I don't think I'd be ''that'' close, but... I do- I do in some ways project, you know, the kind of woman I'm interested in, with the kind of woman my mother is, and I didn't realize it until I got older. I was like, wow! She's- she's not- she kind of, y'know, similar- has similar qualities to my mother! And I think, 'Oh! Well, shoot!' Um, I'm very- I'm glad that you're telling me, because a lot of people would hold this inside, and it would tear them apart, you know, but then again, yeah your, your body is, um, your body now,  isn't it&lt;br /&gt;
only like a projection of your true form? Aren't you from like, you're from like another dimension, right? You're a Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah, well, not really a projection because this body is interdimensional. [''continues speaking, inaudible as Bella cuts him off'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Yeah, it's interdimensional. But are you related to Barbara in, um, are you related to Barbara, in like, um, the different dimensions?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [''stress sigh''] I'm not sure how to answer that question off the bat right now, 'cause-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right. You're just still figuring it out. How long have you two been going at it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Well, we've been um, doing it every third n-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Bella sneezes'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Sorry?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 27th.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, you have a routine? Huh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Well, at least you have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. So you said since June, June?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Does your mother enjoy it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;She is? She's having a good time?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, really?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, yeah, that's sweet. That's sweet. I call my girlfriend 'love' too. Well, I used to, the old one, haha. I- I don't- you're- you're in a relationship and I'm not, so you're- you're more experienced than I am, definitely. But you recently started dating [the Suitress], isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, uh, she's not.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, she's okay.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Uh-huh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...my tooth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, did you? I always thought the dentist was a sham, because whenever I- because they say i'm genetically prone to get cavities, even though I brush my teeth all the time, and no matter how I brush my teeth and floss and I get a cavity. The thing is if you ignore it i mean by ignore you like take care of it yourself it goes away for me. But I never- I don't think I've ever got a crown in, yeah. I've gotten- gotten a gold over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- 8:47 - 13:00 --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah, well, anyway. Uh, so I had to get roots now, before [?]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Right. Ow, that hurts, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah, I could- Yeah, I could appreciate that as well, but... uh, she's not exactly one for the shopping time, but- ['''BELLA''': Right.] Yeah, all these- ['''BELLA''': Right.] It wasn't- She's still trying to remember her inner child... ['''BELLA''': Right, that's true, yeah.] ...might as well, but I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi-, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you Christine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy? Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Uh, yeah, obviously, but, y'know, obviously, if I could find some...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': There's [the Suitress]! [The Suitress]'s very interested in you! [The Suitress]- yeah, [The Suitress]'s very interested in you! She's a super-girl. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': I have foreseen- I have lived in the future, and I know she's gonna find her better, long-term sweetheart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': [The Suitress]?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': On campus.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Are you sure? ['''CHRIS''': Yeah.] Because [the Suitress]- [the Suitress] talks to me, saying how great you are, and how much she loves you, right? Maybe 'cause the future can change, with fate?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Um, it's a possibility, but it's- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Why don't you try for her? Because- y'know- 'cause [stammers] [the Suitress] consented [?] to having an open relationship, right? I'm sure she's- you're fine, with, uh, both of them now. BUt, over time, [the Suitress] really, really, really adores you. And she's a wonderful girl. I text her a lot, we chat. We, um- She has never said a single negative thing about you. She- She adores you, like, and- She'll be more open to stuff like, you know, having spa days, getting pizza, going out together, you know, and, she's um, she's probably newer in the bedroom, but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yes, I agree. And I appreciate all that, yeah, I'm making the uh, short time, as a short time, count, as best as I can with her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, I understand.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': ...we're seen out and about [?] in the future, plus, I don't want to take her away from the colleges she chose to go to, which I'm sure, is still in [presumably the Suitress's home state] right there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Uh, how far away do you live- um, from [presumably the Suitress's home state]? Because I almost- I was gonna go to [presumably the Suitress's home state]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Um, [presumably the Suitress's home state] [stammers] is on the West Coast, and Virginia is on the East Coast.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Right, right. And plus, she's young! She has a lot of time to, um, she has a lot of time to travel, visit you, I mean- You've done long distance before, haven't you? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Uh, yeah, a long-distance relationships, but- [''Bella coughs loudly'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, yeah, they suck. I know they suck, but what's important is that you make, uh, you make a relationship with her now, and that way, it'll stay, like, forever! And she'll come back to you, like she'll come back to you, I'm sure!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yes, it is a possibility, but I am more- I am more open. I'm thinking more on the higher-likelihood outcomes for this timeline, obviously. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oops, sorry, just trying to get adjusted. Okay, that makes sense. Goober- okay, Goober, buddy. There you go. He was just tryin' to get my lip [?]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;You don't want anyone who's younger?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push it with &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;[[The Suitress]]&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- 13:00 -  --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Obviously.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. I'll have- I'll have just a screenshot- like a slideshow of romantic stuff between you guys, um. You, uh- Oh, the dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Well, we'll see. We'll see what we can arrange, because she obviously- because she only has the hotel room for the Friday night, and she would want to get home as- get home as quickly as possible, as she already... [inaudible] ...with her parents, and I don't want to- [Bella coughs loudly]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh yeah, her mom is pretty strict, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah, but I mean, obviously, if she is, obviously, she is likely to, uh, head back home before the [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, is she? Oh, no! I wanted to- I wanted to dance with her! Because I thought it'd be- Because I thought it'd be so cute! Because- since I'm there to protect you guys, right? I obviously, I'm gonna be enjoying the festivities with you two, but I wanted to take like um, I wanted to make a uh oh like slideshow, and like memory thingy. Of you guys together.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;My mom and all the other [inaudible]...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. Yeah, right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;[inaudible] before they can register as well.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;But how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, there is a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, it is.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;You always have --&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Cut in the audio.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Uh, yeah, like again. My main job is photographer and bodyguard, but, I could dance for a little, take photos of other ladies I might wanna dance with, y'know, have fun, [''trails off'']. You know don't- don't just limit yourself, and I- I- I appreciate that you like um, the idea of um, open relationships, right? But, if, uh, [the Suitress] really wants to like, commit and settle down with you would you take that seriously and stop having open relationships?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Well, I- I would consider... I really would wish I could consider [Bella coughs] I did, obviously. I don't want to take her away from her college. She still has a lot to learn for herself and experience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': What if she- What if- I get that, but what if, in like ten years, after she's done with college, and you still have a good relationship, and she's grown to be a beautiful woman, and y'know, everything, she says, &amp;quot;Christine, I really really really want to settle down with you. I love you from the bottom of my heart.&amp;quot; What would you do?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Well, okay well, after she's done with college and she's got herself organized, uh, on the highly highly unlikely event... for this timeline that she ''doesn't'' meet her long-term sweetheart ['''BELLA''': Right.] who will be better for her, then I would definitely be up for considering.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Why do you think that she has somebody else that's better for her?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Well, I mean, I can't reveal too many details, I just, um, can only say that- say that she's got...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, is this some kind of psychic thingie? Did you look into the future?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah, that's-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, okay. I understand. Oh, I see. Well, that makes sense, then, that you're not so confident. Yeah, it just really depends on the person. ['''BELLA''': Yeah.] How long are you staying at the event for again? Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Um, we'll stay and watch the dead- [''Bella coughs''] Uh, like the plane ticket said I'll be leaving on the following Monday the 16th.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Okay, so- yeah. I just coordinating with the flight thing because I get mine&lt;br /&gt;
for... because I get mine for like a really big discount or free depending where they put me right? So um they're just they're still kind of iffy, but I at least have the tickets, but they could change them. So, um, but you're, you're from Seattle to Washington, right? I don't know if we'll&lt;br /&gt;
be on the same flight but I could try, uh if they if they have two stops from like from Michigan to Seattle to um yeah to Washington. Or if it's from like, Massachusetts. Yep?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': We could- we'll figure something out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Yeah, we will. It'll be fine. We could do it another time, 'cause I have a cough, and it's hard to talk, and my throat kinda hurts --&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''cut in the audio'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Alright, I understand- that I know the kind of person you are, and you're a good, caring person. And I know that, uh, you're doing it 'cause you love your mother-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Thank you. That means a lot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Hehe, look at my cat. Can you see him?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Uh, kinda hard to see. ...I see him when he [???]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Do you see how- um you see how chubby he is? Do you see all this fat coming out from his neck he's got so fa-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, so yeah [[Barbara|she's]] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, [[Bob|Mr. C]], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands, they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right... right... Oh, okay, so yours is a bit bigger?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;[coughs]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': ...'cause I know you wanna be with somebody, like yeah, more experienced and younger, I know you already said this, but I'm just, you know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah, and that's- And that's also one thing I definitely appreciate and, uh, the upcoming time with [the Suitress], because apparently, she's uh, she's had five cases of having sex. Or, close to it at least.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Yeah, I believe so, she's said that she had it before. She- she seems to be very uh open, and like not- not scared or nervous she's experienced. And that's what you like, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': But then also she's also had that experience with the pedophile Japanese teacher, apparently.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, dear, ooh. Yeah, I don't know why, but, you know, like, all the Loli things and stuff? Like, it again, if it's just a drawing, it's not that much of a problem, but when it's like, but, people don't realize that it does, it does kind of cause, um, it does cause people to get, you know, it stops becoming a joke, it becomes- people become more and more, like attracted, then there are some crazies in the world that might use it and become more, uh, more likely to do it in person. It's like, you know, they say that a lot of the, uh, serial killers, um, the reason they came that way was because of&lt;br /&gt;
pornography? You know how easy it is to find stuff like child porn online? It's disgusting, but it's everywhere!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeeessss!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh my god, holy crap, that's nasty. I can't believe-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Cut in the audio.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': I've been in jail before, so-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, you have? I had no clue, really? ...Really?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Um, well, essentially, uh, I've been in jail twice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, really?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': First time- First time was, uh, was... [[Snyder]] set off his trap on me that time, which... lead me to come back to the [[Game Place|Game and Hobby Place]], yeah. So I spent time- spending one night in jail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, one night? Was there anybody there? ['''CHRIS''': Yeah.] In jail with you? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yes. Um, nobody was in the, uh, jail cell with me. [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''The audio abruptly cuts out.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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==Older versions==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Original leak===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The first uploaded version of the leak was posted on 29 July, which was a redacted version of an already redacted 9-minute version Bella had given to the Suitress.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call|A discord leak where Bella admits to sending the Suitress a redacted version of the full call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It was heavily censored to include only Chris's side of the conversation on the incest topic. It was deleted from YouTube for violating guidelines; an archive is at Kiwi Farms.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-discord-trannies-leak-chris-audio.96523/post-9562171&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The Suitress would soon leak the 9-minute version of the call Bella gave her when people were skeptical of the alleged incest described in the video.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, so yeah [[Barbara|she's]] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, [[Bob|Mr. C]], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands, they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, it is.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Incest fanfics that come true and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;I approached her with care and caution...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 27th.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, uh, she's not.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, she's okay.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...my tooth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi-, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Obviously.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, God. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Second leak===&lt;br /&gt;
This was the version that Bella initially gave to the Suitress. The Suitress uploaded it when people were skeptical of the original leak.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Suitress texts#&amp;quot;I'm kinda scared&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The second version, with [[Bella]]'s side of the conversation included, was leaked several hours later in a Vocaroo file. In this version, the Suitress decided to keep Bella's identity concealed, only to have her own personal information leaked by both Bella and Sean. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-discord-trannies-leak-chris-audio.96523/post-9562186&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-discord-trannies-leak-chris-audio.96523/post-9562230&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| stardate       = 28 July 2021 (leaked 30 [[July 2021]])&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, so yeah [[Barbara|she's]] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, [[Bob|Mr. C]], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands, they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right... right...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;[coughs]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push it with &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;[[The Suitress]]&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Obviously.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;My mom and all the other [inaudible]...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. Yeah, right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;[inaudible] before they can register as well.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;But how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, there is a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, it is.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;You always have -- I, okay...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Incest fanfics that come true and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on Christory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;I approached her with care and caution...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Mhm?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;That's good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;When did you start having feelings for Barbara?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Really? Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 27th.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, you have a routine? Huh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. So you said since June, June?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Does your mother enjoy it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;She is? She's having a good time?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, really?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;But you recently started dating &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;the Suitress&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, uh, she's not.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, she's okay.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Uh-huh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...my tooth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, did you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. That's true, yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi-, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you Christine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Obviously.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;You don't want anyone who's younger?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Mhm.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, God. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;But how did this happen? How did this come about?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Third leak===&lt;br /&gt;
Uploaded by Bella's friend Ternary Mercury. Later deleted, but a copy was archived at Kiwi Farms.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/incest-call-unedited-15-minute-version.96719/post-9591061&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| stardate       = 28 July 2021 (leaked 31 [[July 2021]])&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Uhm, so yeah, she's got a really...sens-se g-bot-c-spot, because apparently I don't believe her, idonbelieve he could, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends and husbands, they haven't really reached, err, hit her G-spot really-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Interrupts Chris] Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': -with their dicks.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': They haven't, they ha-they wer-were focused on-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Loud cough]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': -pleasurin' themselves really, as opposed to focusing on her, which that's my focus.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right...[Unintelligible, followed by an inhalation] true, um, for like the convention make sure to have a, a lot of fun ys-make sure to have a, y'know, especially with [the Suitress] have a lot of&lt;br /&gt;
fun with her, right? Because uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [Interrupts Bella] Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': -Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom...yea-uh-make sure I'll be there, I'll be there watching us making sure that nobody is tryna-[Inhalation followed by a cough] sorry butmythroat [Another cough] nobody's &lt;br /&gt;
trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two, I'll have, I'll have just a screenshot y'know, like a slideshow of romantic stuff between you guys, uhm...you ar-though the dance will be awesome, we could take turns-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [Interrupts Bella] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': -I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take the slow dance and whatever, and uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [Interrupts Bella] Yeah, we'll see wha-well we'll see what we can arrange, because she obv-she only has the hotel room for the friday night, and-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Interrupts Chris] Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': -she will want to get home as-get home as quickly as possible as she's already make that agreement with her parents, and I don't wanna-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Loud cough, talks over Chris] Yeah, her mom is pretty strict about it, yeah...[Supressed cough]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': -yeah, but I mean obviously if uh, if uh she ends obviously she is likely to uh, head back home ''before'' the [[BronyCon_2017#Dancing_with_Magi-Chan|Grand Galloping Gala]]-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, is she? Oh, no! I wanted to- I wanted to dance with her! Because I thought it'd be- Because I thought it'd be so cute! Because- since I'm there to protect you guys, right? &lt;br /&gt;
I obviously, I'm gonna be enjoying the festivities with you two, but I wanted to take like um, I wanted to make a uh oh like slideshow, and like memory thingy. Of you guys together.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah well and all the other [Unintelligible]-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Interrupts Chris] Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': -[Unintelligible] paying for the convention as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': But how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. &lt;br /&gt;
A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, there is a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': You always have --&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': I- I- I appreciate that you like um, the idea of um, open relationships, right? &lt;br /&gt;
But, if, uh, [the Suitress] really wants to like, commit and settle down with you would you take that seriously and stop having open relationships?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, I- I would consider... I really would wish I could consider [Bella coughs] I did, obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': What if, uhm [Cough] in like ten years, after she's done with college, and you still have a good relationship, and she's grown to be a beautiful woman, and y'know, everything, she says, &lt;br /&gt;
Christine, I really really really want to settle down with you. I love you from the bottom of my heart. What would you do?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, okay well, after she's done with college and she's got herself organized, uh, on the highly highly unlikely event... for this timeline that she ''doesn't'' meet her long-term sweetheart- &lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''':  -who will be better for her, then I would definitely be up for considering.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Why do you think that she has somebody else that's better for her?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, I mean, I can't reveal too many details, I just, um, can only say that- say that she's got...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, is this some kind of psychic thingie? Did you look into the future?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, that's-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Incest fanfics that come true and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': I didn't even know there was such a thing! I didn't even know there was incest fanficsh- were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that I- I knew that you guys had a good ''relationship'', but I always thought- 'cause I'm not huge on Christory, and y'know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting, and that's how I- I got into you when I was younger, right? But I had- I didn't have any idea that Barbara was, um, that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those, uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [''stress sigh''] I approached her with care and caution. And... it was a timed approach. So I just, gave her comfort, to talked with her, and we just branched out slow and steady, and that night I encouraged her positively, let ''her'' make the first move, 'cause she wanted to do it an'...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Interrupts chris] Oh, she did? Really? She made the first move?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh. Oh, really? Wow, ''Barbara'', ha ha! How- how did she do, if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [''stress sigh''] Uh, I don't remember exact- well, that was her first move but my approach was... Hm. Well, I forgot exactly what it- what terminology approach I used but, care and caution.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': That's good. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': That's good. And how did she respond when you, uh, when you, um, approached her? What did she say?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was [[Rape|partially confused]] at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right, so she... so she got into it. How was the first kiss? You kissed her? How did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life, how did that feel?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': When did you start having feelings for Barbara?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember even mentioning some time ago in one of my videos that I even had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Really, yeah? Is that, um, I- I- I've heard of- I don't know what it is, per, uh, per se, but, is that what Oh-dipus complex is called, is when, uh, um, is when, you like your mother? Is that what it's called, I don't know what it means, though, I just thought, I thought, I just thought might be.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, the uh, that's right, the {{w|Oedipus complex}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, Oedipus, that's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right, ennh... how, how if you don't mind me asking it, I know it's probably personal, you don't have to ''answer'', but... how is the sex?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory, it took a while, took a few tries to...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': It took a few tries? Yeah... she is o- she is ''older''...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, plus, uh, also she's very understanding about the whole thing as well, I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, made sure that I, yeah, obviously, I'm never gonna propose marriage to her at all 'cause we're already daughter and... mom...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no, there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Sorry?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 27th.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, you have a routine? Huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Well, at least you have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah. So you said since June, June?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Does your mother enjoy it?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': She is? She's having a good time?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, really?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': But you recently started dating the Suitress, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, uh, she's not.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, she's okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': ...my tooth.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, did you?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right. That's true, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi-, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you Christine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Uh, yeah, obviously, but, y'know, obviously, if I could find some...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': There's [the Suitress]! [The Suitress]'s very interested in you! [The Suitress]- yeah, [The Suitress]'s very interested in you! She's a super-girl. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': I have foreseen- I have lived in the future, and I know she's gonna find her better, long-term sweetheart.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [The Suitress]?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': On campus.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Are you sure? &lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Because [the Suitress]- [the Suitress] talks to me, saying how great you are, and how much she loves you, right? Maybe 'cause the future can change, with fate?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Um, it's a possibility, but it's- &lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Why don't you try for her? Because- y'know- 'cause [stammers] [the Suitress] consented [?] to having an open relationship, right? I'm sure she's- you're fine, with, uh, both of them now. But, over time, [the Suitress] really, really, really adores you. And she's a wonderful girl. I text her a lot, we chat. We, um- She has never said a single negative thing about you. She- She adores you, like, and- She'll be more open to stuff like, you know, having spa days, getting pizza, going out together, you know, and, she's um, she's probably newer in the bedroom, but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yes, I agree. And I appreciate all that, yeah, I'm making the uh, short time, as a short time, count, as best as I can with her.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': And plus, she's young! She has a lot of time to, um, she has a lot of time to travel, visit you, I mean- You've done long distance before, haven't you? &lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Uh, yeah, a long-distance relationships, but- [''Bella coughs loudly'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, yeah, they suck. I know they suck, but what's important is that you make, uh, you make a relationship with her now, and that way, it'll stay, like, forever! And she'll come back to you, like she'll come back to you, I'm sure!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yes, it is a possibility, but I am more- I am more open. I'm thinking more on the higher-likelihood outcomes for this timeline, obviously-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': I'm sorry, I'm just trying to get adjusted-&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Cut in the audio.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': You don't want anyone who's younger?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning  the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. It's hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Mhm.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to play right, right down there, so...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, God. [[Chris_and_his_ego|Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': But how did this happen? How did this come about?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a [[Honest_Content#True_and_Honest|true and honest]], uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously...&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{IncestSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Incest Call</title>
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The '''Incest Call''' refers to a video call which took place between Chris and [[Bella]] in the early morning hours of 28 [[July 2021]].&amp;lt;ref name=BellaReaction&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the call, Chris discusses him and his mother having engaged in substantial sexual activity.&lt;br /&gt;
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Audio from the call was publicly leaked multiple times with varying amounts of censorship. The first leak by [[the Suitress]] had a runtime of about 4 minutes and consisted only of Chris's voice, followed a few hours later by another cut with Bella's voice retained. In the following days more material was leaked by Bella, with the longest version being just over 21 minutes long. All leaked recordings have notable cuts in the audio. &lt;br /&gt;
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Bella has claimed the full call lasted around four hours and that the bulk of conversation was a &amp;quot;long and actually very pleasant talk&amp;quot;, but the full conversation was not recorded. She said she &amp;quot;didn't start recording until AFTER he showed [...] the vibrators and &amp;quot;organic lube foam&amp;quot; he was using on his mom&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite farms|title=leaking new info|thread=96813|post=9607177|wayback=20220115230847}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Bella, Chris talked in detail about kinky sexual acts on his mother - such as usage of vibrators, candle wax, and nipple clips - but that this alleged talk was not saved due to her iPad cutting off the recording.&amp;lt;ref name=BellaReaction/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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| stardate       = 28 July 2021 (leaked 3 [[August 2021]])&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': ...We pro- we proceeded towards it more slowly.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Mhm. Sorry, I'm putting the volume, for my- I can't- I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. It's hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sensual release, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Mhm.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS:''' &amp;quot;Not too many, not too many individuals this side of the [[iron curtain]] were coming up to plate right, right down there, so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And then the- everything was coming into good alignment and it was, the signs were all [inaudible] [[Chris and religion#Concept of Emanuelle|Emanuelle]], you know, God, just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine!'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;But how did this happen? How did this come about?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best ways to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously, tale- the incest fanfics have come true and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': I didn't even know there was such a thing! I didn't even know there was incest fanficsh- were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that I- I knew that you guys had a good ''relationship'', but I always thought- 'cause I'm not huge on Christory, and y'know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting, and that's how I- I got into you when I was younger, right? But I had- I didn't have any idea that Barbara was, um, that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those, uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''':  [''stress sigh''] I approached her with care and caution. And... it was a timed approach. So I just, gave her comfort, to talked with her, and we just branched out slow and steady, and that night I encouraged her positively, let ''her'' make the first move, 'cause she wanted to do it an'...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''' (interrupting): Oh, she did? Really? She made the first move?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh. Oh, really? Wow, ''Barbara'', ha ha! How- how did she do, if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''':  [''stress sigh''] Uh, I don't remember exact- well, that was her first move but my approach was... Hm. Well, I forgot exactly what it- what terminology approach I used but, care and caution.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': That's good. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': That's good. And how did she respond when you, uh, when you, um, approached her? What did she say?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was [[Rape|partially confused]] at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right, so she... so she got into it. How was the first kiss? You kissed her? How did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life, how did that feel?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': When did you start having feelings for Barbara?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember even mentioning some time ago in one of my videos that I even had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Really, yeah? Is that, um, I- I- I've heard of- I don't know what it is, per, uh, per se, but, is that what Oh-dipus complex is called, is when, uh, um, is when, you like your mother? Is that what it's called, I don't know what it means, though, I just thought, I thought, I just thought might be.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, the uh, that's right, the {{w|Oedipus complex}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, Oedipus, that's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right, ennh... how, how if you don't mind me asking it, I know it's probably personal, you don't have to ''answer'', but... how is the sex?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory, it took a while, took a few tries to...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [''giggling''] It took a few tries? Yeah... she is o- she is ''older''...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, plus, uh, also she's very exstanding about the whole thing as well, I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, made sure that I, yeah, obviously, I'm never gonna propose marriage to her at all 'cause we're already daughter and... mom...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no, there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter, that's true. I'm- I'm pretty close to my mom, I don't- I don't think I'd be ''that'' close, but... I do- I do in some ways project, you know, the kind of woman I'm interested in, with the kind of woman my mother is, and I didn't realize it until I got older. I was like, wow! She's- she's not- she kind of, y'know, similar- has similar qualities to my mother! And I think, 'Oh! Well, shoot!' Um, I'm very- I'm glad that you're telling me, because a lot of people would hold this inside, and it would tear them apart, you know, but then again, yeah your, your body is, um, your body now,  isn't it&lt;br /&gt;
only like a projection of your true form? Aren't you from like, you're from like another dimension, right? You're a Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, well, not really a projection because this body is interdimensional. [''continues speaking, inaudible as Bella cuts him off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah, it's interdimensional. But are you related to Barbara in, um, are you related to Barbara, in like, um, the different dimensions?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [''stress sigh''] I'm not sure how to answer that question off the bat right now, 'cause-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right. You're just still figuring it out. How long have you two been going at it?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, we've been um, doing it every third n-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Sorry?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 27th.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, you have a routine? Huh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Well, at least you have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. So you said since June, June?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Does your mother enjoy it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;She is? She's having a good time?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, really?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, yeah, that's sweet. That's sweet. I call my girlfriend 'love' too. Well, I used to, the old one, haha. I- I don't- you're- you're in a relationship and I'm not, so you're- you're more experienced than I am, definitely. But you recently started dating [the Suitress], isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, uh, she's not.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, she's okay.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Uh-huh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...my tooth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, did you? I always thought the dentist was a sham, because whenever I- because they say i'm genetically prone to get cavities, even though I brush my teeth all the time, and no matter how I brush my teeth and floss and I get a cavity. The thing is if you ignore it i mean by ignore you like take care of it yourself it goes away for me. But I never- I don't think I've ever got a crown in, yeah. I've gotten- gotten a gold over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, well, anyway. Uh, so I had to get roots now, before [?]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right. Ow, that hurts, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, I could- Yeah, I could appreciate that as well, but... uh, she's not exactly one for the shopping time, but- ['''BELLA''': Right.] Yeah, all these- ['''BELLA''': Right.] It wasn't- She's still trying to remember her inner child... ['''BELLA''': Right, that's true, yeah.] ...might as well, but I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi-, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you Christine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy? Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Uh, yeah, obviously, but, y'know, obviously, if I could find some...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': There's [the Suitress]! [The Suitress]'s very interested in you! [The Suitress]- yeah, [The Suitress]'s very interested in you! She's a super-girl. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': I have foreseen- I have lived in the future, and I know she's gonna find her better, long-term sweetheart.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [The Suitress]?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': On campus.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Are you sure? ['''CHRIS''': Yeah.] Because [the Suitress]- [the Suitress] talks to me, saying how great you are, and how much she loves you, right? Maybe 'cause the future can change, with fate?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Um, it's a possibility, but it's- &lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Why don't you try for her? Because- y'know- 'cause [stammers] [the Suitress] consented [?] to having an open relationship, right? I'm sure she's- you're fine, with, uh, both of them now. BUt, over time, [the Suitress] really, really, really adores you. And she's a wonderful girl. I text her a lot, we chat. We, um- She has never said a single negative thing about you. She- She adores you, like, and- She'll be more open to stuff like, you know, having spa days, getting pizza, going out together, you know, and, she's um, she's probably newer in the bedroom, but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yes, I agree. And I appreciate all that, yeah, I'm making the uh, short time, as a short time, count, as best as I can with her.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, I understand.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': ...we're seen out and about [?] in the future, plus, I don't want to take her away from the colleges she chose to go to, which I'm sure, is still in [presumably the Suitress's home state] right there.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Uh, how far away do you live- um, from [presumably the Suitress's home state]? Because I almost- I was gonna go to [presumably the Suitress's home state]. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Um, [presumably the Suitress's home state] [stammers] is on the West Coast, and Virginia is on the East Coast.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right, right. And plus, she's young! She has a lot of time to, um, she has a lot of time to travel, visit you, I mean- You've done long distance before, haven't you? &lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Uh, yeah, a long-distance relationships, but- [''Bella coughs loudly'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, yeah, they suck. I know they suck, but what's important is that you make, uh, you make a relationship with her now, and that way, it'll stay, like, forever! And she'll come back to you, like she'll come back to you, I'm sure!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yes, it is a possibility, but I am more- I am more open. I'm thinking more on the higher-likelihood outcomes for this timeline, obviously. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oops, sorry, just trying to get adjusted. Okay, that makes sense. Goober- okay, Goober, buddy. There you go. He was just tryin' to get my lip [?]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;You don't want anyone who's younger?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push it with &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;[[The Suitress]]&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Obviously.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. I'll have- I'll have just a screenshot- like a slideshow of romantic stuff between you guys, um. You, uh- Oh, the dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, we'll see. We'll see what we can arrange, because she obviously- because she only has the hotel room for the Friday night, and she would want to get home as- get home as quickly as possible, as she already... [inaudible] ...with her parents, and I don't want to- [Bella coughs loudly]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh yeah, her mom is pretty strict, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, but I mean, obviously, if she is, obviously, she is likely to, uh, head back home before the [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, is she? Oh, no! I wanted to- I wanted to dance with her! Because I thought it'd be- Because I thought it'd be so cute! Because- since I'm there to protect you guys, right? I obviously, I'm gonna be enjoying the festivities with you two, but I wanted to take like um, I wanted to make a uh oh like slideshow, and like memory thingy. Of you guys together.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;My mom and all the other [inaudible]...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. Yeah, right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;[inaudible] before they can register as well.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;But how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, there is a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, it is.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;You always have --&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Uh, yeah, like again. My main job is photographer and bodyguard, but, I could dance for a little, take photos of other ladies I might wanna dance with, y'know, have fun, [''trails off'']. You know don't- don't just limit yourself, and I- I- I appreciate that you like um, the idea of um, open relationships, right? But, if, uh, [the Suitress] really wants to like, commit and settle down with you would you take that seriously and stop having open relationships?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, I- I would consider... I really would wish I could consider [Bella coughs] I did, obviously. I don't want to take her away from her college. She still has a lot to learn for herself and experience.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': What if she- What if- I get that, but what if, in like ten years, after she's done with college, and you still have a good relationship, and she's grown to be a beautiful woman, and y'know, everything, she says, &amp;quot;Christine, I really really really want to settle down with you. I love you from the bottom of my heart.&amp;quot; What would you do?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, okay well, after she's done with college and she's got herself organized, uh, on the highly highly unlikely event... for this timeline that she ''doesn't'' meet her long-term sweetheart ['''BELLA''': Right.] who will be better for her, then I would definitely be up for considering.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Why do you think that she has somebody else that's better for her?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, I mean, I can't reveal too many details, I just, um, can only say that- say that she's got...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, is this some kind of psychic thingie? Did you look into the future?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, that's-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, okay. I understand. Oh, I see. Well, that makes sense, then, that you're not so confident. Yeah, it just really depends on the person. ['''BELLA''': Yeah.] How long are you staying at the event for again? Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Um, we'll stay and watch the dead- [''Bella coughs''] Uh, like the plane ticket said I'll be leaving on the following Monday the 16th.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Okay, so- yeah. I just coordinating with the flight thing because I get mine&lt;br /&gt;
for... because I get mine for like a really big discount or free depending where they put me right? So um they're just they're still kind of iffy, but I at least have the tickets, but they could change them. So, um, but you're, you're from Seattle to Washington, right? I don't know if we'll&lt;br /&gt;
be on the same flight but I could try, uh if they if they have two stops from like from Michigan to Seattle to um yeah to Washington. Or if it's from like, Massachusetts. Yep?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': We could- we'll figure something out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Yeah, we will. It'll be fine. We could do it another time, 'cause I have a cough, and it's hard to talk, and my throat kinda hurts --&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''cut in the audio'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Alright, I understand- that I know the kind of person you are, and you're a good, caring person. And I know that, uh, you're doing it 'cause you love your mother-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Thank you. That means a lot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Hehe, look at my cat. Can you see him?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Uh, kinda hard to see. ...I see him when he [???]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Do you see how- um you see how chubby he is? Do you see all this fat coming out from his neck he's got so fa-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, so yeah [[Barbara|she's]] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, [[Bob|Mr. C]], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands, they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right... right... Oh, okay, so yours is a bit bigger?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;[coughs]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': ...'cause I know you wanna be with somebody, like yeah, more experienced and younger, I know you already said this, but I'm just, you know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah, and that's- And that's also one thing I definitely appreciate and, uh, the upcoming time with [the Suitress], because apparently, she's uh, she's had five cases of having sex. Or, close to it at least.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Yeah, I believe so, she's said that she had it before. She- she seems to be very uh open, and like not- not scared or nervous she's experienced. And that's what you like, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': But then also she's also had that experience with the pedophile Japanese teacher, apparently.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, dear, ooh. Yeah, I don't know why, but, you know, like, all the Loli things and stuff? Like, it again, if it's just a drawing, it's not that much of a problem, but when it's like, but, people don't realize that it does, it does kind of cause, um, it does cause people to get, you know, it stops becoming a joke, it becomes- people become more and more, like attracted, then there are some crazies in the world that might use it and become more, uh, more likely to do it in person. It's like, you know, they say that a lot of the, uh, serial killers, um, the reason they came that way was because of&lt;br /&gt;
pornography? You know how easy it is to find stuff like child porn online? It's disgusting, but it's everywhere!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeeessss!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh my god, holy crap, that's nasty. I can't believe-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Cut in the audio.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': I've been in jail before, so-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, you have? I had no clue, really? ...Really?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Um, well, essentially, uh, I've been in jail twice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, really?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': First time- First time was, uh, was... [[Snyder]] set off his trap on me that time, which... lead me to come back to the [[Game Place|Game and Hobby Place]], yeah. So I spent time- spending one night in jail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, one night? Was there anybody there? ['''CHRIS''': Yeah.] In jail with you? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yes. Um, nobody was in the, uh, jail cell with me. [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''The audio abruptly cuts out.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Older versions==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Original leak===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Deletedvideo}}&lt;br /&gt;
The first uploaded version of the leak was posted on 29 July, which was a redacted version of an already redacted 9-minute version Bella had given to the Suitress.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call|A discord leak where Bella admits to sending the Suitress a redacted version of the full call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It was heavily censored to include only Chris's side of the conversation on the incest topic. It was deleted from YouTube for violating guidelines; an archive is at Kiwi Farms.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-discord-trannies-leak-chris-audio.96523/post-9562171&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The Suitress would soon leak the 9-minute version of the call Bella gave her when people were skeptical of the alleged incest described in the video.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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| style          = {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 28 July 2021 (leaked 29 [[July 2021]])&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, so yeah [[Barbara|she's]] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, [[Bob|Mr. C]], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands, they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, it is.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Incest fanfics that come true and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;I approached her with care and caution...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 27th.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, uh, she's not.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, she's okay.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...my tooth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi-, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Obviously.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, God. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Second leak===&lt;br /&gt;
This was the version that Bella initially gave to the Suitress. The Suitress uploaded it when people were skeptical of the original leak.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Suitress texts#&amp;quot;I'm kinda scared&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The second version, with [[Bella]]'s side of the conversation included, was leaked several hours later in a Vocaroo file. In this version, the Suitress decided to keep Bella's identity concealed, only to have her own personal information leaked by both Bella and Sean. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-discord-trannies-leak-chris-audio.96523/post-9562186&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-discord-trannies-leak-chris-audio.96523/post-9562230&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, so yeah [[Barbara|she's]] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, [[Bob|Mr. C]], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands, they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right... right...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;[coughs]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push it with &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;[[The Suitress]]&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Obviously.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;My mom and all the other [inaudible]...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. Yeah, right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;[inaudible] before they can register as well.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;But how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, there is a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, it is.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;You always have -- I, okay...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Incest fanfics that come true and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on Christory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;I approached her with care and caution...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Mhm?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;That's good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;When did you start having feelings for Barbara?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Really? Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 27th.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, you have a routine? Huh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. So you said since June, June?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Does your mother enjoy it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;She is? She's having a good time?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, really?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;But you recently started dating &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;the Suitress&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, uh, she's not.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, she's okay.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Uh-huh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;...my tooth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Oh, did you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right. That's true, yeah.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi-, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you Christine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Obviously.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;You don't want anyone who's younger?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Mhm.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;Right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, God. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': &amp;quot;But how did this happen? How did this come about?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': &amp;quot;Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Third leak===&lt;br /&gt;
Uploaded by Bella's friend Ternary Mercury. Later deleted, but a copy was archived at Kiwi Farms.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/incest-call-unedited-15-minute-version.96719/post-9591061&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| stardate       = 28 July 2021 (leaked 31 [[July 2021]])&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Uhm, so yeah, she's got a really...sens-se g-bot-c-spot, because apparently I don't believe her, idonbelieve he could, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends and husbands, they haven't really reached, err, hit her G-spot really-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Interrupts Chris] Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': -with their dicks.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': They haven't, they ha-they wer-were focused on-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Loud cough]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': -pleasurin' themselves really, as opposed to focusing on her, which that's my focus.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right...[Unintelligible, followed by an inhalation] true, um, for like the convention make sure to have a, a lot of fun ys-make sure to have a, y'know, especially with [the Suitress] have a lot of&lt;br /&gt;
fun with her, right? Because uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [Interrupts Bella] Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': -Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom...yea-uh-make sure I'll be there, I'll be there watching us making sure that nobody is tryna-[Inhalation followed by a cough] sorry butmythroat [Another cough] nobody's &lt;br /&gt;
trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two, I'll have, I'll have just a screenshot y'know, like a slideshow of romantic stuff between you guys, uhm...you ar-though the dance will be awesome, we could take turns-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [Interrupts Bella] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': -I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take the slow dance and whatever, and uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [Interrupts Bella] Yeah, we'll see wha-well we'll see what we can arrange, because she obv-she only has the hotel room for the friday night, and-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Interrupts Chris] Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': -she will want to get home as-get home as quickly as possible as she's already make that agreement with her parents, and I don't wanna-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Loud cough, talks over Chris] Yeah, her mom is pretty strict about it, yeah...[Supressed cough]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': -yeah, but I mean obviously if uh, if uh she ends obviously she is likely to uh, head back home ''before'' the [[BronyCon_2017#Dancing_with_Magi-Chan|Grand Galloping Gala]]-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, is she? Oh, no! I wanted to- I wanted to dance with her! Because I thought it'd be- Because I thought it'd be so cute! Because- since I'm there to protect you guys, right? &lt;br /&gt;
I obviously, I'm gonna be enjoying the festivities with you two, but I wanted to take like um, I wanted to make a uh oh like slideshow, and like memory thingy. Of you guys together.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah well and all the other [Unintelligible]-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Interrupts Chris] Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': -[Unintelligible] paying for the convention as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': But how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. &lt;br /&gt;
A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, there is a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': You always have --&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Cut in the audio.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': I- I- I appreciate that you like um, the idea of um, open relationships, right? &lt;br /&gt;
But, if, uh, [the Suitress] really wants to like, commit and settle down with you would you take that seriously and stop having open relationships?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, I- I would consider... I really would wish I could consider [Bella coughs] I did, obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Cut in the audio.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': What if, uhm [Cough] in like ten years, after she's done with college, and you still have a good relationship, and she's grown to be a beautiful woman, and y'know, everything, she says, &lt;br /&gt;
Christine, I really really really want to settle down with you. I love you from the bottom of my heart. What would you do?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, okay well, after she's done with college and she's got herself organized, uh, on the highly highly unlikely event... for this timeline that she ''doesn't'' meet her long-term sweetheart- &lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''':  -who will be better for her, then I would definitely be up for considering.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Why do you think that she has somebody else that's better for her?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, I mean, I can't reveal too many details, I just, um, can only say that- say that she's got...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, is this some kind of psychic thingie? Did you look into the future?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, that's-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Cut in the audio.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Incest fanfics that come true and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': I didn't even know there was such a thing! I didn't even know there was incest fanficsh- were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that I- I knew that you guys had a good ''relationship'', but I always thought- 'cause I'm not huge on Christory, and y'know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting, and that's how I- I got into you when I was younger, right? But I had- I didn't have any idea that Barbara was, um, that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those, uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [''stress sigh''] I approached her with care and caution. And... it was a timed approach. So I just, gave her comfort, to talked with her, and we just branched out slow and steady, and that night I encouraged her positively, let ''her'' make the first move, 'cause she wanted to do it an'...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': [Interrupts chris] Oh, she did? Really? She made the first move?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh. Oh, really? Wow, ''Barbara'', ha ha! How- how did she do, if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [''stress sigh''] Uh, I don't remember exact- well, that was her first move but my approach was... Hm. Well, I forgot exactly what it- what terminology approach I used but, care and caution.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': That's good. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': That's good. And how did she respond when you, uh, when you, um, approached her? What did she say?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was [[Rape|partially confused]] at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right, so she... so she got into it. How was the first kiss? You kissed her? How did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life, how did that feel?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': When did you start having feelings for Barbara?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember even mentioning some time ago in one of my videos that I even had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Really, yeah? Is that, um, I- I- I've heard of- I don't know what it is, per, uh, per se, but, is that what Oh-dipus complex is called, is when, uh, um, is when, you like your mother? Is that what it's called, I don't know what it means, though, I just thought, I thought, I just thought might be.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, the uh, that's right, the {{w|Oedipus complex}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, Oedipus, that's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right, ennh... how, how if you don't mind me asking it, I know it's probably personal, you don't have to ''answer'', but... how is the sex?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory, it took a while, took a few tries to...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': It took a few tries? Yeah... she is o- she is ''older''...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah, plus, uh, also she's very understanding about the whole thing as well, I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, made sure that I, yeah, obviously, I'm never gonna propose marriage to her at all 'cause we're already daughter and... mom...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no, there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Cut in the audio.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Sorry?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 27th.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, you have a routine? Huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Well, at least you have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah. So you said since June, June?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Does your mother enjoy it?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': She is? She's having a good time?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, really?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': But you recently started dating the Suitress, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Well, uh, she's not.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah, she's okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': ...my tooth.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Oh, did you?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Right. That's true, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': [inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi-, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BELLA''': Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you Christine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHRIS''': Uh, yeah, obviously, but, y'know, obviously, if I could find some...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': There's [the Suitress]! [The Suitress]'s very interested in you! [The Suitress]- yeah, [The Suitress]'s very interested in you! She's a super-girl. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': I have foreseen- I have lived in the future, and I know she's gonna find her better, long-term sweetheart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': [The Suitress]?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': On campus.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Are you sure? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Because [the Suitress]- [the Suitress] talks to me, saying how great you are, and how much she loves you, right? Maybe 'cause the future can change, with fate?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Um, it's a possibility, but it's- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Why don't you try for her? Because- y'know- 'cause [stammers] [the Suitress] consented [?] to having an open relationship, right? I'm sure she's- you're fine, with, uh, both of them now. But, over time, [the Suitress] really, really, really adores you. And she's a wonderful girl. I text her a lot, we chat. We, um- She has never said a single negative thing about you. She- She adores you, like, and- She'll be more open to stuff like, you know, having spa days, getting pizza, going out together, you know, and, she's um, she's probably newer in the bedroom, but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yes, I agree. And I appreciate all that, yeah, I'm making the uh, short time, as a short time, count, as best as I can with her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Cut in the audio.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': And plus, she's young! She has a lot of time to, um, she has a lot of time to travel, visit you, I mean- You've done long distance before, haven't you? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Uh, yeah, a long-distance relationships, but- [''Bella coughs loudly'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Oh, yeah, they suck. I know they suck, but what's important is that you make, uh, you make a relationship with her now, and that way, it'll stay, like, forever! And she'll come back to you, like she'll come back to you, I'm sure!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yes, it is a possibility, but I am more- I am more open. I'm thinking more on the higher-likelihood outcomes for this timeline, obviously-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': I'm sorry, I'm just trying to get adjusted-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Cut in the audio.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': You don't want anyone who's younger?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning  the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. It's hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Mhm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to play right, right down there, so...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': Right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, God. [[Chris_and_his_ego|Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards]]...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BELLA''': But how did this happen? How did this come about?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRIS''': Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a [[Honest_Content#True_and_Honest|true and honest]], uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously...&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{IncestSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Improvement&amp;diff=280027</id>
		<title>CWCki:Improvement</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Improvement&amp;diff=280027"/>
		<updated>2022-01-25T02:09:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Since December 2019, the CWCki has become [[Talk:Main_Page#Removing &amp;quot;WHERE_NO_SHIT_IS_TOO_MINOR!&amp;quot; tagline|more selective]] of what qualifies for inclusion, due to a substantial increase in [[Unholy Tetrad|people]] trying to disrupt or influence Chris for attention: the change means that Christorians now have a lot more time to improve or expand existing articles and pages. This pages lists what they think needs to be done:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Can be done in any order.&lt;br /&gt;
* If you have a suggestion for improvement, add it to the appropriate section below: if you have completed any of the suggestions below, remove it from here.&lt;br /&gt;
* If you started working on an article in your sandbox, and wants others to help, link your sandbox in the appropriate section below.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Urgent==&lt;br /&gt;
Archive all [[:Category: Articles with endangered links|Kiwi Farms reference links.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Categorize and sort through all of the [[2020 Discord leaks|leaked images from the Discord]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Rewrite/Expand ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For articles that need cleanup or expansion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris_and_work#Reasons_for_Chris.27s_refusal_to_work]] - needs to be expanded&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Two's company snapshots]] - rewrite&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Idea Guys]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mathematics]] - complete rework&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alcohol]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pokemon Go]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Netflix]] needs to be expanded to include newer shows he has watched, like BNA.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The following pages need to be fixed up by deleting unwanted posts (such a Chris saying thanks or nice to some enabler) and retweets (of random giveaways and pointless enabler art) and rearranging important posts to the top.&lt;br /&gt;
** [[November 2018 social media posts]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[December 2018 social media posts]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and the Internet]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and television]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Biology]] - Expand&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu 13]] - We need better scans to make sense of the page numbering system in the issue.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cosplay]] needs details on Bronycon 2017+18&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Sections of [[Chris and religion]] have not been been updated since his CPU Uzume possession in early 2018. The article especially needs more information on Chris's own following, the &amp;quot;Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mysticism]] (or another page if inappropriate) - As seen in a [[Twilight_Sparkle%27s_Secret_Shipfic_Folder#Pseudoscience|category of Chris' TSSSF cards]], Chris uses a few magical tools such as a wand and the Glacce Bottle (along with the more known &amp;quot;[[Magic stones]]&amp;quot;) to enhance his CPU abilities.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and stress]] - Rewrite to filter out Chris's stressors from things that Chris simply doesn't like and add information on Chris's coping mechanisms.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] - Add new cards that have been recently released on social media.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Update ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and health]] - Finish section on hydration. Find more information on Chris’s beliefs about water.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A full list of articles that need updating can be found [[:Category:Articles needing updates|here]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Standardize ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Standardize file names and categories for pages from ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'': see Little Owl’s [[User:Little Owl/Style guide|draft style guide]]: we are doing this, so that it will be easier to find them later, as well as to reduce confusion between subtle revisions (e.g. between [[:File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 1, Page 5, Revision 1.jpg|this]] and [[:File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 1, Page 5, Revision 2.jpg|that]]).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Categorize ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|This project is currently on hold, instead please help finish the Standardization project.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Categorize all files by going through [[Special:UncategorizedFiles]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pictures of/by &lt;br /&gt;
**Weens under Category:Ween&lt;br /&gt;
**White Knights under Category:White Knight&lt;br /&gt;
**Enablers under Category:Enabler&lt;br /&gt;
**A Logs under Category:A-Log&lt;br /&gt;
**Carpetbaggers under Category:Carpetbagger&lt;br /&gt;
**Fan art under Category:Fan Art&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you see any useless pictures not being used anywhere put the delete template on them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Minor fixes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For minor aesthetic changes or droning repetitive fixes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Bluespike skype chats have minor formatting errors and summaries require piping&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Bluespike skype logs 2, times are fucked needs fixing by comparing old version&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Pages to create==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Facial blindness]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fumanchuuchuu]] + archive Chris's deleted tweet https://kiwifarms.is/threads/twitter-10-18-chris-is-gifted-a-sonichu-plush-criticizes-it.49051/post-3879445&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gatekeepers]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Recently overhauled/finished articles==&lt;br /&gt;
Lineup for Article of the Now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Equestrian calendar]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Internet Dream Lounge]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Analysis of Sonichu 12-9]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and oratory]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[VHS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lindsay Kaye‎]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[13 Lucky Writing Tips]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and negligence]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Love is Love comic]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and drugs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christorical eras]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Things that always need to be done ==&lt;br /&gt;
Changes to articles/templates that need to be done periodically.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
*Keep [[Chris and coping]], [[COVID-19]] updated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Media needing transcription|Transcribe media.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Clean up unused files.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Lost media==&lt;br /&gt;
A lot of Chris related media is lost. Help the CWCki by finding them and placing them in their articles.&lt;br /&gt;
Back them up in multiple publicly accessible websites before if you do find any.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris Sex Logs|Skype sex logs by PandaHalo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Sonichu fan promo 1 and 2 by timmys1984&lt;br /&gt;
*Sonichu home club videos by Chris&lt;br /&gt;
*CWC 4 Puns of the Patridiots, a video by trolls about MGS and CWC.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Special thanks document from [[Power]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Video version of [[No More Jokes]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Technical==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Urgent ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Most archive links to the [[CWCipedia]] are dead and lead to a fatal error page. This should get fixed ASAP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Useful ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Introduce [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:TemplateSandbox TemplateSandbox] — this will allow editors to diagnose or improve templates without having to use trial and error.&lt;br /&gt;
* Introduce [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:ConfirmAccount ConfirmAccount] (see https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updating-the-cwcki.50150/post-7021292) — the current DM-based request system is not flexible, as the CWCki team do have to balance between real life and a backlog of maintenance and organization tasks (some currently have so much free time solely due to COVID-19, which isn't going to last forever). Someone needs to have interface rights to customise the ConfirmAccount interface to our requirements (e.g. Kiwi Farms/CWCki Club username instead of Real Name).&lt;br /&gt;
* Import Dot’s Syntax Highlighter (https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/User:Remember_the_dot/Syntax_highlighter) — at least one jerkop uses it elsewhere to detect syntax errors.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Other ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Introduce [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:UserMerge UserMerge] — By merging all the blocked spambot accounts into one placeholder, we will have a TRUE and HONEST [[Special:Statistics|editor count]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Newbie}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CWCki]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=280026</id>
		<title>Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=280026"/>
		<updated>2022-01-25T02:08:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: /* Audio */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:WesleyChurch2019.PNG|thumb|[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visited Chris's [[Chris and religion|church]] and, unsuspectingly, approached him in the flesh. The '''audio recording''' of this event lasts nearly two hours. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Highlights==&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messaging. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bob Chandler|Bob]] also attends church with Chris, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about [[trolls]] on the internet, Chris's autism, and  video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's funny both Bob and Robert have the same name.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. &lt;br /&gt;
*Chris talked to seven girls the Thursday prior at [[University of Virginia|Alderman Library]], but ended up getting a fake phone number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number thanks to ''[[Seinfeld]]''. &lt;br /&gt;
*Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the Bible against [[homos|homosexuality]]. His copy of the Bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. &lt;br /&gt;
*Bob talks about his time in [[CWCville|North Korea]] during the {{w|Vietnam War}}.&lt;br /&gt;
*After asking Robert for a pen, Chris writes his signature and hands it to Robert, [[Chris and his Ego|saying it could be valuable one day.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*They start reciting verses and singing hymns for some time. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then the others pick. Chris [[Autism|wails over everyone else]] in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
*Afterwards, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus, raping [[Emily]], and other unrelated nonsense.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Audio==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Church Audio&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:archiveorg|84-chris-chan-robert-simmons-v-visit-audio}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 15 [[March 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      =&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           =&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       =&lt;br /&gt;
| next           =&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===00:00:00 - Pre-Troll Warmup===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still? Yes it is. Oh yeah. Not good. (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler. That's a lie, a slanderous lie.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Maybe I should just talk normal. You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK, you heard Julie, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you heard that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote] &amp;quot;Window to hell.&amp;quot; Did you hear about that quote? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, we were talking about it on IRC and [becomes unintelligible] he, he's kind of a window to hell...and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded. I know. Stephen Hawking?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Doesn't fucking matter. He's fucking retarded. Evil shenanigans...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He thinks [[Clyde]] took [[Julie]] hostage that one time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;He's like, &amp;quot;OK, if you don't do, if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I, I'm a [[gaybian]].&amp;quot; Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [mockingly] I'm gay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm gay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;I'm gay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[laughter]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm a male lesbian.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot; He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot; [mocking] &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you know what car he drives?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Uh...probably the [[Son-chu]] car?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Do you remember what his parents drive?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Shit, nah...I dunno.&lt;br /&gt;
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[More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===00:06:27 - A Wild Chris-Chan Appears===&lt;br /&gt;
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[the sounds of people inside the church are heard]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi, I'm Robert!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Robert Simmons the Fifth?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes sir.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh my God. Ni-, nice to meet ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;That's good, that's good. I want to apologize my uh...my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by [[Clyde Cash]], so...so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (chuckles) Well, I understand. Nice to meet you, Bob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is it OK if I come to church with you? I'm actually like here for us...you know, for my...vacation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sure, you know. You're welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Oh, Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did you, uh, talk to Elizabeth, our pastor?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, no. Do you know where I can find her?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK. [walking] Hi! I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh...I'm actually, we're here on vacation meeting some people....Is it okay if I come to church though?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Of course!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK, awesome, thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[more walking, random chatter]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Bob|My dad]]...you know (drowned out by noise)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is [[Barb|your mom]]...is coming as well? Or is she feeling sick?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No...No, she usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I see. So how's everything with you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Stress sigh|&amp;quot;sigh&amp;quot;]] Things have been going good. Keepin', keeping my distance from the, ah, instant messages and whatnot. Kind of, you know. It's been peaceful. Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been...uh...has been down for uh, 'bout a week r-, 'bout a week or two. Since uh yeah, since my Yahoo account got, got uh, hacked into...and all tha-, and all that jazz.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm. Do you know who hacked it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'sigh' Yep. But I'd rather, I'd rather not talk about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK. That's fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So did you hear about uh, did you hear about my recent, uh, internet romance with uh, [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Let me turn off my cell phone...Um...&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:09:18 - In Walked Bob===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, me too...Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth, one of my Sonichu fans!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is my father, Robert.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': Let me just go on by ya here...Let me just go on by ya here...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Oh, thank you sir.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How is everything?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': I'm good.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;That's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll let you two chat for a bit, I've gotta go [unintelligible].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': Chris is really into that stuff. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, so, yeah, I'm sure that, like, I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, it's just a lot of jerks online.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': I'm 81...and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot. But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': [laughs] Yeah, they want to knock you down.  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way. I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': I have a [[Commodore 64]]. If you've ever heard of those...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, yeah! Um, my, my dad had one of those though, he also had, I think it's called Amiga?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': That's an actual system. Anyway, I taught him how to do that, and he was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': And of course after that, they came along with all sorts of video games.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible] We got one of the first Nintendos... [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, I know how that is.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': I remember this one, what did they call it? Mario (pronounces it as Mare-rio) World?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, I've heard of that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': That one's I spent 150-200 levels...and and after I got through King Koopa...I couldn't get off of Yoshi's Island...and I'm an engineer... or was. I'm retired now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': And I couldn't remember how to get off of Yoshi's Island...I couldn't remember what was coming next. Well, he got up to King Koopa in two days.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [suddenly reappears] Ha ha, did you get a copy of this week's bulletin?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': He gets these games and I'm the one who ends up [[Monthly tugboat|paying for them]] and he keeps them-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ha ha, there's always renting, though. So...you could just go to Blockbuster and rent games for a couple days.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': I wish he'd do that, it'd save him some money.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': Save me some money...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Father, game's not so easy to beat nowadays...plus they take a lot of effort.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, that is true.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': You go to school here?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, um, I actually live in Christiansburg, so I'm meeting some-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': You live in Christiansburg?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes sir.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': That's a long drive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yes sir, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': That's up there near VPI, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yes sir, Virginia Tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': I was in Roanoke for a lot of years.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, really?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': I worked for GE down there for about 15 years, then got transferred to, uh, [unintelligible]. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible] I like the Johnson area, it's beautiful there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Very pretty. Yeah, I was driving down here this, uh, this morning though and I was surprised though. I, I've never really been here. [unintelligible] I have a couple of friends here, and...it was really foggy though. Um, I believe that it was 64?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:14:26 - The Love Quest Continues===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupts] Oh...hey, uh father, did, uh, Bob here tell ya that uh...You know, it's funny, you both are named Robert; better yet, you could both be called Bob! Yeah, anyway uh, he, uh, he's been having trouble finding himself girlfriends too.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible] &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, by the way Bob, by the way Bob, uh, for your information, uh...I've actually uh...,after I spaced myself from the internets I made the fond decision to go back into uh, local areas and start talking to girls, so I go-, got some encouragement from [[Rocky]]. I also uh, I looked at this little uh, short picture, short uh, red picture book by uh...that came from a nine year old. Called &amp;quot;How to Talk to Girls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Hmm. Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;It's by...Alec...Goldwin? Something like that? Anywa-, anyway it's like ten dollars. It's a good book.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': You should tell him he's gotta [unintelligible].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...Isn't there a dating service? That...isn't there? I'm sure there's a dating services around here, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible] &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Anyway, I talked to seven girls, uh, this last Thursday over at uh...[[University of Virginia|Alderman Library]]. So that was, that was a big start for me. I mana-, I managed to get a phone number out of one of them, but unfortunately it was a fa-, unfortunately it was a bad number. You know...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Maybe, did you...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;The number wasn't, it wasn't a number that was in service.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': [In the background, unintelligible] &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; F-f-fortunately, I was prepared for that...you know. [pause] Anyway I was emotionally prepared for that, you know, 'cause I'd seen a similar situation in an episode of ''[[Seinfeld]]''... where...it was one where Elaine was giving was giving a fake phone number to most of the guys she met? And it went to this, uh...racing bet booth? And she's try, and at the end of the episode she's trying to...she wrote the number on the back of her, on the back of a card that she ha-, that she's like once punch away from getting a free sub! And she wanted that free sub!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;It's a funny episode, it's a funny episode. You watch ''[[Seinfeld]]''?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Um...I used to, though, but, I don't think, at least where I'm from, they don't really show it anymore though.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;You can find it on the FOX stations or TBS...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Oh, OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, actually you know two back-to-back episodes most every night 7, 7:30 on TBS.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm...They also have Family Guy on TBS.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, hey. Did you see the latest episode of Family Guy?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Probably not, no...I don't think so, it was-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It was last Sun-, it was last Sunday. They isolated, and injected into Peter, the gay gene.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Oh really?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It lasted for only two and a half weeks. Durli-, d-d-during th-, during like the first quarter of the, ah the episode, Peter bought for two dollars...a [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally challenged]] horse. Brain damaged. It was like, he was li-, he always gave him like this blank stare...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Uh huh...so what'd he do with the horse?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (chuckles) He put th-, he put the horse in the race and then the horse-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did it win?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;No.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;No, but the horse ran into the crowd and, uh, cause a whole bunch of chaos, and then the horse died of a heart attack from the excitement.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ohhh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And Peter chucked it into Mort's drug store...Mort's pharmacy&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ahh...Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;And Mort's was like, &amp;quot;Oh, I like the days where they'd just throw, they'd just throw, uh, poo in a bag,&amp;quot; and uh,-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': [in the background, unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:18:10 - Seth MacFarlane &amp;amp; The Bible===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah but anyway, later on in, but anyway, ahh but anyway, later on in the same episode, uh Stewie...brings up a quote...from the Bible, that pretty much uh, spells out for, spells out best in a nutshell, which I did a short-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, I saw that though...Leviticus?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, Leviticus 18:22. [sigh] Right there. &amp;quot;No man will lie with a man as one lies with a woman. It is detestable.&amp;quot; And then you can read the, uh, read the uh, beforehand about uh, what was said to Moses, yadda yadda yadda, and then in the end what happens to those who...commit any of these uh...rules that are unlawful...in sexual relations includi-, including animals. Doing it with animals, that's, that's just...detestable and bogus.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;What page is that? 101?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No no, it's, uh, well, mine's a different Bible from theirs, but you're, you're in the right area. Leviticus 18:22.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Alright...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, my Bible is uh, different from the church's, uh, from this church's Bible. I got mine from our uh, Reverend Shin of the uh, Korean church in Chesterfield County, dad?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': That's right. It was Presbyterian...I wonder where they come for church...Anyway, they're mostly Presbyterian...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Anyway, it was a graduation gift from them. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': [mostly unintelligible, what can be heard mentions spending time in [[CWCville|North Korea]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, North Korea in the Signal Corps, right dad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt; Before the Korean war, I was in Korea [the rest of the story becomes unintelligible due to crowd noise].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;I will!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': [assumed he continues his story, unintelligible due to crowd noise]&lt;br /&gt;
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As Bob continues his story, Chris mumbles something, probably looking through the Bible.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Oh, Chapter One...18.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob continues talking, while Chris mumbles a bit more and does a &amp;quot;hmm&amp;quot; now and again. We hear shuffling through the pocket where the recorder is hidden.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Um...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': Blacksburg is over, over by there, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, they're-they're, Christiansburg and Blacksburg are right next to each other. Um...I had to go to 81 before I could get to 64.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': Yeah, 81 goes for a while then you make a turn and go north. [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, real foggy too and-&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': You drove down this morning, then?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, fog and, I, I was wondering why they had lights on the road until it's all...&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': Well now you know....Yeah, that's, that's a pretty good drive [unintelligible].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it's about two and a half.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[chuckles]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': That's the big blue ridge where we are...We live, we live just north of here in Ruckersville, and off to the west [unintelligible] about seven, eight miles [unintelligible]...You can see it from our front door.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': In fact, the western edge of it goes right along the parkway.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Oh, really?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh Bob, would you, would you like to sign the registration pad?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Sure.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ju-, just sign it on this line, and you can optionally put in your phone number and address-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't have to.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:23:38 - The Service Begins===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Here, you can have that back.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Thanks...Oh, just put it back in the pew.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Oh, OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;There's one in the pew.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[30 seconds later...]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, lemme see your pen for a second there, Bob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[30 seconds later...]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;There ya are. You hold onto that, 'cause that could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Sure.&lt;br /&gt;
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[something is mentioned about the piano needing to be fixed, it is turned into a joke about firewood]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aww.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's horrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:26:19-1:33:00 - Churching Highlights===&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:28:37 (Chris is chosen to pick a Hymn)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah...let's do verse one of 733.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris chooses Marching to Zion and sings loudly and off-key)&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:29:50 (Bob picks a Hymn)===&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': 95.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 95?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bob Chandler''': [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 95...and do you have a favorite verse?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Bob Chandler''': The one and only.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There's only one?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[People in the church chuckle while Chris laughs loudly]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[The Hymn starts and Chris once again sings loudly and off-key]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[A Hymn with a ridiculous page number is called out]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm looking...2235 B? Oh. Oh, here it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chris continues to sing the rest of the hymns off-key and loudly]&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:48:15 (Other High Functioning Autistics)===&lt;br /&gt;
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[Elizabeth is talking about a new family in the parish]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Dawson is their, uh, their autistic son. He's high-functioning autistic.&lt;br /&gt;
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===01:33:35 - TTE:  TACTICAL TROLL EXTRACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi, your name's Robert?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Very nice to meet you. Very good to have you here today!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Thank you. I like this place, a lot.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good! Well, hope you come back some day!&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chris and Robert are talking. It is impossible to understand them due to the organ]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK, well you take it easy, OK?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[unintelligible due to crowd noise]&lt;br /&gt;
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[much of the rest of the conversation is unintelligible because of the crowd]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you take care, OK?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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===01:36:04 - &amp;quot;That's that&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;You know, it's very odd 'cause...for such a progressive church, though, he was reading Leviticus and shit. Well...he got that from Family Guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;He looks...for any justification he can find. So what did he say to you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Oh nothing...We were just talking and shit, yeah. He told me...like, he knew I was in Australia or some bullshit?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[both break into laughter]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;I got a souvenir too, by the way. By, by the way, I need to turn off the goddamn thing...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, whatever, I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [commenting on traffic]...I should have gone...oh well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fuckin' awesome. Ha ha.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;I met him, I...you know, I have his cell phone number, which I guess, like, everyone already has.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So I think I might actually call him on my cellphone. Hopefully like he won't give it away...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Probably not.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know...Pretty badass, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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[both break into laughter]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;I think he'll recognize me when I steal his girl, when I steal his date.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Ugh...well, maybe you should get makeup or something. Green, green makeup.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;I, I don't really give a fuck.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do! Fuck, man! [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;No no no, I don't think he'll connect me and you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, OK. Well maybe, you know, that would explain your spying on us, like that would explain the recordings and shit, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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[both laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You'd better edit this shit to where I'm not saying &amp;quot;shit,&amp;quot; you know, it's always like, it's always like, it's always like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [makes noise]&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, God...I don't want Clyde to have this shit image because he seemed like such a nice guy, dude!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aww!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yeah, look at this...did you see this?&lt;br /&gt;
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[It can be assumed Robert is showing the Troll the signature given to him by Chris]&lt;br /&gt;
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[both laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh my God...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yeah, look at this... Did you see this?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Well, I wrote down, um, what, uh...which...what things he recommended...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Marching to Zion, and Bob suggested &amp;quot;Praise God from All&amp;quot;...from all of our Saints Blood.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This just...What's so funny, what's so interesting I find is Bob, you know, the Lumberjack, is bad-ass, though. He's a really pleasant guy, though.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Um...the only problem I feel sorry for is he tried to justify, like Chris and shit. Like, apparently like back when he was six he couldn't even talk.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And uh, you know, 'cause he's fucking autistic.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Right, right...God has a mute button on him, that's what he says.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...What?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris says that God put the mute button on him.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...well, yeah. Anyways, um, other than being really SHITTY by the way, everybody, it's still all recording....Anyways, hopefully this will provide some entertainment for people, I dunno. But anyways, so um...what the hell am I saying? oh yeah, so um...[laughs] God... DAMN! [laughs] That dude, you know...you know, it seemed like, &amp;quot;What the hell, is that guy wearing a fucking Hardees jacket? You know, that guy looks really fucking sketchy as hell!&amp;quot; [troll laughs] And I go, &amp;quot;Mr. Chandler?&amp;quot; And he go, and he didn't know me for a second. &amp;quot;I'm Robert Simmons Fifth&amp;quot;, and h-, and he knew me, it's like, and he still thinks I'm awesome!&lt;br /&gt;
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[both laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm so happy! You know...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aw yeah, that's awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...but he gave me his cell phone number which I've, I have to call him up. I can't wait to show my fucking buddies at Tech, man.&lt;br /&gt;
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[both laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's pretty funny, man!&lt;br /&gt;
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[both laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't kn-, I would lend it to you if you have a scanner or something like that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't have a scanner.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;I'll have to scan it at my, uh...at my fucking campus.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, it's cool, man...fucking awesome. You have a piece of internet history right here.&lt;br /&gt;
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[both laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh my God...comin' from the guy who's driving a fucking white truck with the Obama sticker, yeahhhhhh....I'm so happy I didn't have to do, [in Robert Simmons YouTube voice] &amp;quot;MR. CHANDLER!,&amp;quot; you know? I'm so happy. I guess you can contribute that to being really nervous online or something like that, but...Anyways, apparently Robert the Lumberjack, before he was a lumberjack, I should say, he was an engineer, worked for like GE, and he's been like-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;So he's pretty bad-ass...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well well, he k-, well, Chris keeps on going on about how Bob invented plastic. That's what he tells people.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Oh shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He tells people that Bob invented that. Now what Bob actually did was, he designed the controls for one of th-, for one of th-, the first plastic molding machines.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Mm-hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Now...I think that probably Bob was probably just some sort of like low-level engineer or some shit like that....Now he's a cool guy, I'm just saying, I don't think-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;He's not the plastic maker...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's more like, chemistry, I would think.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You could probably take another person, another engineer and replace Bob with him and you'd get the exact same fucking thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now, Bob's a cool guy, Bob's a, Bob's a lovable guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He is so, he is so awesome, though. Seriously. I actually, you know, I think people might be pissed when they're hearing this shit, 'cause like, I actually talked more to Bob, 'cause he was interesting as fuck, though, and like, you know, telling me about like the [[Commodore 64]] and how, you know, before fucking Chris could speak, he was playing video games, though. And how, according to him, [Bob voice] &amp;quot;124 levels, tryin' to get to Koopa.&amp;quot; And he pulls out ''Yoshi's Island'', and I'm like, &amp;quot;Dude, you're talking about fuckin' four different games, dumbass.&amp;quot; But, whatever, you know, he's old... I could see me saying that to my grandma, &amp;quot;Yeah, whatever grandma...Japan's awesome. Right.&amp;quot; So...&lt;br /&gt;
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[both laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aww...goddamn. I should really stop this, but oh well. Like, the tape is...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, whatever...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Anyways, um...so, yeah. Hopefully they'll like hear it all, though. Bob, I can definitely tell, it's gonna be really hard to hear 'em. So...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...an Asian market and [unintelligible].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it was surprising...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A lotta weeaboos here in fuckin...UVA shit, man.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I would assu-, I don't know, I'm sure there's a, you know...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;There's weeaboos everywhere. Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There's a fun-, there's these two shops called The Beholder's Eye and Fun &amp;amp; Games, two different shops and they, like pander to the Warhammer crowd and shit?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So...which I'm not like, you know, against per se, it's too nerdy for me, though but I like the story and shit, but I'm not gonna pay money for like, you know, fucking models and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yeah b-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;If Centennial's hearing this, like, if she will hear this and shit, yeah, fuck you, Centennial.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Dawn of War's better.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;W-well, like I'm a huge computer nerd and shit like that, and I would've, there's like so much shit that I want to get into, but I don't have the money and time...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like my fucking classes? Fucking raping me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm also fuckin-, I'm a fucktard with [[computers]] and shit, though. I'm relatively new. Should have, like, should've seen me, and I like, I mean, I talk to Cameron all the time though 'cause she's the most helpful, like, she's all motherly and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (laughs) Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So like, [Robert Simmons YouTube voice] &amp;quot;Uh, how do I do thiiiis?&amp;quot; I'm like Chris-Chan, you know, with fucking.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You see, in high school for years...I couldn't drive? And like...my aunt didn't want to take me places?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;So all I did in my spare time was program, like, in my room. I just sat there and programmed 24/7. So I'm really fucking good at programming. That's the only thing I'm good at. I didn't play video games, 'cause I couldn't play video games, so all I did was program.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What time is it, by the way?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's...12:23.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. I guess...we can go find PetSmar,t but I wanna find it online, first.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, we'll go see [[Emily|that bitch]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs] It's gonna be a long time...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, so...you don't even know what she looks like, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Uh, no, I don't know what she looks like. She blurred out her face in um, she put signs on his front lawn that said like, &amp;quot;Love, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]],&amp;quot; or some shit like that, or [[Jimmy Hill]], or something like that. I know it at least said Encyclopedia Dramatica. She put pictures on his lawn, and there's just pictures of her standing there looking like a dumbass...and um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;What a dumb bitch. Bottom line: She should be raped.&lt;br /&gt;
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[both break into laughter]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;We're gonna edit that shit out!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But yeah, so um...[unintelligible] I'm just so fucking pumped to just stroll in there and say, &amp;quot;Hey Chris,&amp;quot; or my buddy was saying, &amp;quot;Hey buddy, uh, mind if I talk to your sister here real quick?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I don't know...hopefully he'll, like, he'll not...no, he's too stupid to put two and two together. I'm still safe.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, yeah yeah...and if he started to he'd be like, &amp;quot;BOB, ARE YOU IN LEAGUE WITH THE PICKLE MAN?&amp;quot; and you'd be like, &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;He tricked me!&amp;quot; and he'd be like, &amp;quot;OK, OK...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Is this...the place? No? It's not, fuck it. I gotta get some gas anyways. Shit...Oh, there it is! That's the thing, it's so far away, it's like, it's like off the road, it's like, &amp;quot;Am I...going to the right place?&amp;quot; Hmm. So. I think they're just going to go home then, I don't know. How was that church by the way? 'Cause... fuck!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Boring as hell.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...I mean, I'm really surprised that the bitch was really progressive...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;It's mind boggling that Chris, like the first thing he showed me was Leviticus 18 about the...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wait...he showed you where?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Well, sitting with him and shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Are you serious, he brought up fucking Leviticus? What the fuck? [Chris impression] &amp;quot;MAN WILL NOT LIE WITH ANOTHER MAN!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Are you fucking kidding me?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;No, no...It's in here. So...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Holy, holy flying fuck. I know he did it in the video. This is in fucking real life? In fucking church?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, it's weird, too, because like, he got sort of from getting from the pastor, who obviously is, you know, very progressive.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She was just talking about how you could like, &amp;quot;Doodily doodily do, laws don't matter, that's OK, whatever.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah, exactly.&lt;br /&gt;
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[both laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I CAN SAY 'FUCK' 'CAUSE IT'S THA DEVIL!&amp;quot; Yeah, I've heard preachers say, &amp;quot;YOU TELL THAT DEVIL TO GO TO HELL. WHAT? IT'S LEGAL!&amp;quot; so...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, we have, um, we have one of those open air...Well we have an open preacher who comes to my college every now and then.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And one of these days while he's there I wanna just go out and like hand out like pamphlets saying about...how like all of the health benefits of masturbation, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Oh yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;And I'll be in my pickle suit, walking around like, I'm looking like a complete jackass. Who are they gonna pay attention to? You know, the guy who's telling me to go to hell or the guy who's telling how how good it is to touch your ding dong?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's still going, an hour forty-seven...Here you go. I'm retarded when it comes to electronics. [in the background] ...got his phone number and shit...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, shit man.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Robert Simmons V''': &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;If you've got a green [unintelligible] show it to me, alright?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>List of places that have banned Chris</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: /* Looking ahead */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|Don't be a [[ween]] and contact store management to harass them over having Chris as a customer. Yes, [[The End Games#Management's perspective|people have sadly done that.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Bann has happened again.|[[Chris]], after being banned from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] for the third time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCki_Forums#Bann_has_happened_again]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}  &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris_gets_banned_minty.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris being banned.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|The weapon of choice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Although he is (at least, physically) a grown adult, [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places, physical or not. Following his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charges, it is expected that this list is going to get much, much longer.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Shops==&lt;br /&gt;
===The GAMe PLACe===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|The GAMe PLACe}}&lt;br /&gt;
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According to [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], Chris was banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to take out a box of prizes and badges for the ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[card game]] league without the permission and authorization to do so. [[Michael Snyder]] later wound up permabanning him on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a [[Niggos|black child]], but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris was definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store, all the way to its shutdown in [[June 2014]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Charlottesville Fashion Square===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Charlottesville Fashion Square}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was busted four times here, once for [[Love_Quest|loitering]]. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's &amp;quot;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!&amp;quot; shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone. He later got banned again, apparently for life, after the [[26 December 2014]] incident. Proving that he failed to learn anything, Chris trespassed at the mall in March 2018, ending up being forced to undertake the [[Therapeutic Docket]] after the mall staff caught him and pressed charges&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris and the Law#2018]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Walmart===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Mal-Wart}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has been kicked out of Walmart on at least four separate occasions. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the [[Charlottesville]] store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Walmart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Walmart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]], this time at the recent [[Ruckersville]] location, after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read &amp;quot;[[HEXbox]] One&amp;quot;, according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]]. A year later, Chris got thrown out of Walmart yet again, after an employee recognized and confronted him. He eventually left, but not before threatening the employee with pepper spray. For reference, this came less than a week after he was arrested for attacking a GameStop employee with mace.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Target===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Get-Tar Region}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Walmart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on [[Obesity|exploiting their free soda refill deal]] while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!&lt;br /&gt;
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===McDonald's===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was temporarily banned from a [[McDonald's]] in Forest Lakes in [[June 2012]]. He had been loitering in the restaurant to grab newspapers that customers had left behind.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2143830 (archive: https://archive.is/unA2U)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; An employee confronted Chris about it and he was ordered to leave, but not before taking two unsolicited photos of people at the restaurant. He then ranted on Facebook about the experience, trying to incite his readers to &amp;quot;throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Discriminated at McDonald's]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to [[Kim Wilson]], he had wanted newspaper for [[Clover and Snoopy|the Chandler dogs]] to relieve themselves on&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2148397 (archive: https://archive.is/9uBlW)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as it was [[Barbara]]'s policy for the dogs to do that on newspapers inside the house.&lt;br /&gt;
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===GameStop===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris had already been banned from the Fashion Square branch of local GameStop for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] when, on [[26 December 2014]], he came &amp;quot;[[Honor roll|disguised]]&amp;quot; in a pair of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], supposedly intending to buy a new ''Skylanders'' figure and some second-hand Wii U games. However, the staff confronted him and were unmoved by his protests that he was there to actually buy stuff rather than vandalize their property. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying his can of pink mace at his shirt, [[Chris and the Law|a felony]]. This act resulted in him being arrested.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris was let off with a fine in [[October 2015]], he received a letter, purporting to be from GameStop, informing him that his ban had been upgraded to a statewide one. Chris uploaded [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|a video]] about this on 7 December. However, the statewide ban was later proven to be the work of a troll.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Best Buy===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was caught attempting to shoplift video games at Best Buy&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; in early 2014.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, he was formally notified that he was banned from Best Buy a few days after 28 December 2014, when he was released from jail due to the GameStop pepper spray incident.&lt;br /&gt;
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He stated in November 2015 that he believed he was banned as part of a conspiracy master-minded by the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], who he thought was working at both GameStop and Best Buy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 2 October 2016, he re-affirmed that he was still banned.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The End Games===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|The End Games}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris posted to his Pokémon club's Facebook page on 20 March 2018, pleading to be let back into the shop. The End Games confirmed his ban on 29 March. It was a result of arguing with management over whether [[Sonichu]] counted as a [[Pokémon]].  Two years later on [[January 2020]], The End Games Twitter page blocked Chris's account after he demanded the shop to unban him so he can learn to play ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Anytime Fitness===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Anytime Fitness}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was at this gym for a short time in 2018 before getting the boot for being [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gassy]] and [[Fangs|burping]] a lot, as well as weens calling up the gym to harass management over Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Papa John's (delivery only)===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 5 [[August 2019]], Chris [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|reported]] that the Papa John's in Charlottesville refused to deliver pizza to the Chandlers' at [[14 Branchland Court]], due to [[trolls]] and [[weens]] spending years prank-calling the establishment posing as Chris. Chris only found out about the partial ban after driving to the place to find out why their orders were being cancelled; he is still able to order pizza in person. It's extremely likely there are other pizza places that have had Chris's address blacklisted for the same reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Websites==&lt;br /&gt;
===PlayStation Network===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|PSN blogs}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has gotten at least one temporary ban from the PlayStation Network's social networking features, as a result of making [[death threats]] to [[Adam Stackhouse]] and several others in one of his blog entries during [[August 2007]], over Adam's beating him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] through what Chris incorrectly claimed was a violation of the rules. One of the site's moderators ordered Chris to remove the blog entry, and when Chris responded by telling the moderator to &amp;quot;SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!&amp;quot;, he found himself being slapped with a ban lasting approximately a month.&lt;br /&gt;
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===DeviantART===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|deviantART}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has been banned twice from deviantART. Both times were for a reason that you can probably guess right off the bat: sexual imagery without even bothering to use the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===YouTube===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|YouTube}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On 23 [[July 2016]], Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|posted]] that YouTube had tempa-banned his CwcvilleGuardian account from uploading videos. Chris believed that the ban was due to his use of the &amp;quot;F word&amp;quot;. In reality, YouTube had banned him for violating its policy on &amp;quot;nudity or sexual content&amp;quot;, after his channel received two strikes against it – one for [[IMG 3207]] and another for [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]]. Chris was unaware of the length of his ban, even though Kiwi Farms readers quickly determined that it was for two weeks.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-23-chris-has-another-strike-against-him-from-youtube.22787/page-3#post-1621754&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 26 July, he circumvented the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]].&lt;br /&gt;
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What's curious about this is technically you're not allowed to create another YouTube account after your previous channel has been suspended, though it's possible that Chris made another Google account and since he didn't re-upload any of his old stuff, he was able to continue having a YouTube account.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wikipedia===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Wikipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't &amp;quot;smeared&amp;quot; by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [[wikipedia:Sockpuppet (Internet)|sockpuppet]] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name &amp;quot;Christian Weston Chandler&amp;quot; has been &amp;quot;salted&amp;quot; to prevent it from ever being recreated.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Flipnote Hatena===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Flipnote Hatena}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After uploading and re-uploading numerous Flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading Flipnotes on the 2nd of [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Studio 3D was later released in [[February 2015]] after Flipnote Hatena shut down on the 31st of [[May 2013]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===eBay (as a seller only)===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since 1 [[June 2014]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of troll involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a 3-day ban from eBay on June 8th, 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expires.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 12 June, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.&lt;br /&gt;
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Around [[September 2014]], a guy named &amp;quot;Mr. Smith&amp;quot; decided to order one of Chris's mass-market [[medallion]]s, thinking that it would take 2 weeks to ship, not to ''create'' the medallion itself. After 2 weeks passed by with the medallion still not arrived, he filed a case to eBay, thus freezing Chris's PayPal. This ''really'' got Chris's [[duck]] in a twist, and led to a complicated series of events that later ended in eBay refunding Mr. Smith.&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[June 2019]], Chris was banned from selling on eBay due to customer complaints on his failure to ship out orders.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrisebayblocked.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sega Customer Service===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Sonic Boom Protests}}&lt;br /&gt;
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GameStop is not the only place Chris is banned from for raging over ''Sonic Boom''. On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris sent Sega Customer Service an angry e-mail that raged over ''Sonic Boom'' and told them to recall ''anything'' with Sonic's blarms on it or else. Later in the day or the day after that, Sega banned his Customer Service account from the service.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Facebook===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Facebook}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 3 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was taken down very briefly. While it is currently unknown why this occurred, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. These include screenshots of sexting, pictures of lizards mating, his omnipresent death threats to Sega, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. The last straw was when he uploaded a drawing called &amp;quot;Pink Lemonade&amp;quot;, which featuring Chris being showered with pink lemonade (or, as [[Kim Wilson]] interpreted it, period blood) from a pitcher pouring it through a [[china]]-shaped lemon, and bragging about how &amp;quot;It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass.&amp;quot; It's beyond surprising that Facebook was able to keep up with Chris's shenanigans for 4 years before taking it down for the 3rd time. His account was then put back up the same day, proving that Chris is the ultimate bullet-dodger.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, it seems he hasn't got off quite yet, as a recent picture he posted of his [[manboobs]] on 9 July was surprisingly taken down due to reports, which is the first time Chris has had a photo taken down on Facebook. He then reposted it, leading to his account getting deactivated the second time this month. It was then put back up, then closed yet again, and ''then'' put back up. It seems that this might be where it continues on, but with Facebook taking down a post that asked Chris's followers to fund him a prosthetic china in [[September 2015]], only time will tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 [[November 2014]], the makers of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page banned Chris from the group after a post was made containing death threats to Sega. Also, on 4 [[October 2015]], Chris got booted off the Amiibo Trade &amp;amp; Collectors page for hostile posts and making Amiibos out of original characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[November 2016]], Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week, due to his repeated death threats against [[Donald Trump]] on that platform.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lulu===&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[December 2015]], Chris got his account suspended from literature hosting website [[Lulu]]. The website doesn't allow authors to publish fanfiction or stories based on copyrighted characters and/or properties from other creators. Given that Chris used the website to publish copies of ''Sonichu'', you can guess how this turned out. He later made an alternate account on Lulu, in order to keep selling his comics. Even so, Chris decided to [[lie]] to his audience and claim that getting banned from Lulu was the cause of his &amp;quot;creative groove&amp;quot; being &amp;quot;killed&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 9 February 2018, Chris reopened the account publicly, and it quickly got banned through the efforts of [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] three days later. However, he simply circumvented the ban by making another alt account, proven when he posted a poll on whether his fans would like a copy of [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s CWC Prequel comic with their comic order in March 2018.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Etsy===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Etsy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's Etsy business seemed to be going pretty well until [[March 2016]], when he bought a new [[PS4]]. The distraction left him ignoring many of his customers orders, often for months. People who bought video greetings from him would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late. In [[June 2016]], Chris's Etsy page vanished, and he later stated that [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. It's likely that Etsy took notice after repeated complaints from his customers and banned him from selling.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Social media profiles===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|DoopieDoOver|Tabitha St. Germain|LadyOfTheCosmo|Nowacking}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In August 2017, Chris was blocked by four women he had been following on social media.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Doopie blocked him from her &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and [[Patreon]] accounts after Chris repeatedly kept calling her darling, pledged to her Patreons while begging his fanbase for money, spammed her business e-mail with stories about his day while making clumsy attempts at befriending her, blocked her boyfriend on Twitter and continually refused to get it through his head that Doopie was not interested in being his friend. Weens also interfered by spamming her &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and making fake pledges to her Patreon to view the Rosechu drawing she made for Chris's pledge reward. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tabitha blocked him from &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] due to [[Weening|weens]] replying to his tweets to her, which resulted in her feed being overrun with their spam.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris reacted to the blocks by creating [[NightStar2891]], a sockpuppet account. He then tweeted them a hand-written apology letter, calling them &amp;quot;dear&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;darling&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Doopie informed him, yet again, that she wasn't going to be his friend, then blocked the sockpuppet.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tabitha later mentioned that she didn't enact her block because of Chris specifically. Chris, observing her messages via NightStar2891, somehow decided that this gave him leeway to send her a 21-tweet message through that account, trying to befriend her. She blocked the sockpuppet as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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LadyOfTheCosmo, a friend of Doopie's, blocked Chris on &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] after he sent her a tweet referring to her as &amp;quot;dear&amp;quot;, then doubled down on using it after she called him out on it being inappropriate.&lt;br /&gt;
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Nowacking blocked him around 26 August after he replied to her tweets about relationships and a swarm of weens spammed her account with accusations against Chris and telling her to block him. She has not commented on her reason for the block.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Patreon===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's [[Patreon]] was nuked on August 2, 2021 following the incest leaks.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-chriss-fate-be.96658/page-15#post-9620523&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tapas===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Tapas]] is a comic-hosting website, one which Chris himself used to host his Sonichu comics and linked from his YouTube page. Shortly after his arrest, his comics were blocked for a &amp;quot;violation of community guidelines&amp;quot;, either due to the incest allegations, or because of the graphic content of some of the issues.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Discord Servers==&lt;br /&gt;
===Sonic World DX===&lt;br /&gt;
A [[Discord]] server for ''[[Sonic World]]'', a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' fangame which features the ability to use modded characters. Chris was first temporarily kicked from the server for stealing mods without permission.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Despite being allowed to rejoin the server, Chris was permanently banned after confronting Cirrusfire over the takedown of [[Sonic World#Sonichu Mod (personally_updated)|''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'']] on GameBanana.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-26-2020-chriss-dms-with-sonichu-mod-creator.82796/ ([https://archive.fo/T5ueo Archived])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Official CWCki Server===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was encouraged by [[Watchman]] [[Bismuth]] to join the Official CWCki Server, which he did on 10 [[August 2020]]. He was banned four days later, with a mod stating this was because &amp;quot;The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies.&amp;quot; A separate server was made for Chris to do just that, but the setup was unfinished, Chris didn't join it, and the link was removed once [[weens]] got a hold of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Organizations==&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Cub Scouts===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]&amp;quot; in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggested that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believed this to be the reason he is banned. In 2014, while on his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date]] with [[Catherine]], he elaborated that he was probably &amp;quot;being outbursting and loud for something,&amp;quot; although he couldn't remember. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Piedmont Virginia Community College===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.&lt;br /&gt;
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The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 2014, Chris would be banned permanently from setting foot in PVCC after his attempt at an &amp;quot;apology letter&amp;quot; to Mary Lee Walsh, which she likely interpreted as the ramblings of an insane individual which she wanted far away from herself and her students.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Grace Baptist Church===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Grace Baptist Church}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], &amp;quot;Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page.&amp;quot; Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because &amp;quot;The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended.&amp;quot; Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church}}&lt;br /&gt;
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A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about trolls during the homily.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris got into hot water at the church again a few years later. In August 2017, he decided to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] from [[BronyCon]] to a service, and had to be told to remove them, due to being wildly inappropriate.&lt;br /&gt;
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===TooManyGames===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|TooManyGames}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was kicked out of the [[June 2018]] convention on Day 2 as a result of being inappropriately touchy with and kissing attendees. He reacted by curling down on the floor for a good period of time before security took him out.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Seaquestria Fest===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ban_List_(Feat._Chris).png|thumb|Seaquestria's ban list]]&lt;br /&gt;
A [[My Little Pony]] convention to be held in Ocean City, Maryland in May 2022. Chris had it on a list of possible cons to travel to,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord#Possible MLP cons]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; however the convention had him at the top of a preemptive ban list, incidentally above a known [[pedofork]]. It was postponed twice due to the [[COVID-19|coronavirus]] pandemic.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Everfree Northwest]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris originally wanted to attend this convention back in [[June 2021|June]] and [[July 2021]], but was banned after audio leaked of Chris admitting to incestuous relations with Barb.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGpsx6Wnqw&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Family houses==&lt;br /&gt;
===[[14 Branchland Court]]===&lt;br /&gt;
That's right, he's been banned from his own fucking house.&lt;br /&gt;
Following the revelation that Chris had been having a sexual relationship with his mother, Greene County [[Jerkop|Police]] conducted a [[welfare check]] at 14 Branchland Court on 30 [[July 2021]]. The police issued an emergency protective order against Chris, banning him from his own house until 5 August. He was arrested in Richmond on 1 August and has been in jail ever since.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom's house===&lt;br /&gt;
In the wake of being kicked out of his home for the allegation of committing incest with his mother, Chris tried to make plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], however, they forbade him from doing so before he arrived,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and even told the police that he was not to be allowed onto their property.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jail facilities==&lt;br /&gt;
===Rec Room===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris liked to play basketball in the [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] recreation room, mentioning it in a letter from 8 November 2021.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, on 30 November, Chris wrote in another letter that the room had since become restricted to him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Looking ahead==&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris is convicted of incest in the [[Jail Saga#Second court appearance|upcoming trial]], then he will have to register as a sex offender for at least 15 years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/9.1-910 Code of Virginia § 9.1-910]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The level of restrictions will depend on whether Chris has to register as a Tier I, Tier II or Tier III offender.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;sor&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://vspimages.vsp.virginia.gov/pages/sorpublic/SOR%20pamphlet%20.pdf Sex Offender and Crimes Against Minors Registry Guidelines]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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However, we can expect that:&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris will not be allowed to return to 14BC, as the residence is currently occupied by Barb, with whom he is forbidden to see; &amp;lt;!-- Early indications show that she is being treated as a crime victim.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris will not be able to live within 500 feet (150 meters) from a church, school, or daycare;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://fox17.com/news/local/neighbors-concerned-about-plans-for-a-registered-sex-offender-sanctuary-in-wise-county&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris will have very limited work and housing options, due to the societal stigma against sex offenders;&amp;lt;!-- This will likely be where the &amp;quot;Homeless Saga&amp;quot; begins.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris will not be able to [[Chris and politics|vote in elections]], without a pardon from Governor Glenn Youngkin ([[Pmurt|Republican]]);&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris will be [[List of conventions attended by Chris#Conventions that have banned Chris|banned from all conventions]] for the rest of his life, and will have to [[Chris and coping|cope]] by [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|switching bodies]] with a character from [[C-197]] and just attend the corresponding convention in that universe;&lt;br /&gt;
* And finally, Chris will not be allowed into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|malls]], hobby shops like comic book and [[GameStop|video game]] stores, [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|movie]] [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|theaters]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|arcades]], [[Fridays After Five|concerts]], and places with children or anybody considered vulnerable to a sex offender.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris will still be allowed to use the internet (under the supervision and approval of a probation officer) because state-level bans have been ruled unlawful.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-socialmedia-idUSKBN19A1ZB&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/federal-court-enjoins-enforcement-social-media-ban-people-convicted-committing-sex&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There is also no evidence of Twitter specifically banning convicted sex offenders. Facebook, on the other hand, explicitly forbids sex offenders from using their services, so it is likely his account (along with Instagram) will be terminated if he is convicted. YouTube has also banned creators and figures from their platform after they have been found guilty of certain crimes and real-world harm.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.thewrap.com/r-kelly-youtube-channels-removed-ban/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, the [[Unholy Quintet]] may have an easier job in banning Chris from as many websites and places as possible, by exploiting the societal stigma against sex offenders.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris does find housing that accepts registered sex offenders, the Unholy Quintet will not be able to easily deploy &amp;quot;pocket parks&amp;quot; to drive Chris away.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;sor&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; This is because, in Virginia, a public park has to be right next to a church, school, or daycare to receive the 500 feet exclusion zone.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;sor&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- However, more research is needed to compare VA residency restrictions with tougher measures like in FL, where at one point sex offenders were confined to living under a highway bridge.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apology Letters]] (2014)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unban contracts]] (2016)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] (2019)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and negotiation]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and remorse]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Sachumo''' is the creator of a [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|documentary]] about Chris. He also conducted an interview with Chris on 21 October 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Interview==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Sachumo - Chatting With Chris Chan&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 21 [[October 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:archiveorg|17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = }}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, here we go. All right, we're gonna start real soon... okay. Can you hear me?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I can hear you. This, uh, much better now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There we go, fantastic, I'm glad we fixed it. All right, I'm gonna do a little bit of an intro and just... all the people watching... welcome to the Sachumo livestream, I hope you all... uh... are... are... I hope you all enjoy this opportunity to come out and see what we're gonna be doing. Uh, right now, we're just going to have a little chat. I mean, this has been... a long time coming, don't you think?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. A lot of people have wanted us to finally just talk and... you know what... just why not. We'll just talk. That's, that's what I wanted to do, you know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have some fun. Uhmm. All right, it's hard to read the chat. There is a lot of people watching right now. Oh my god. Okay. I can't even read the chat. Okay. Uhhh. All right, so we're here with the famous Christine Christian Chris-Chan Christopher Ricardo... Weston Chandler. (laughs) You have many names.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody. ([[stress sigh]]) (laughs) Yeah. That... just call my current one, I think.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christine...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... chat... chat is like usual, saying some very odd stuff. Ummm... Yep, I can never... I can never control them, no matter how hard I try, but you know... you know the Internet is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yup, it's a little crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, for those of you who don't know, uh, but do know about Christine, I'm the creator of the Christian Weston Chandler documentary that was posted in 2015 I think? When I was around 15-16, I made it for a high school project... uhm... and... here we are almost three years later.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, about that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's a good deal.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean the documentary was... good, at least the first 50-55 percent of it, and then it just kinda ended up cringeworthy to me, but I feel like, with my input and everything, we can... we can make it better. Make a better documentary. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, definitely. Ummm... yeah, if I like, assemble the crew or something, we got... if we got some funding, then you know... why not? Just do it... an interview for a day or two... and then we go home and I add something together. But uh... it's nice to finally to get to you. Uhm... I've always imagined... what this would be like... and I never expected it... to be honest, because it, it... because ehh... it's hard to describe... it's like... you've only heard about someone, but when you finally meet them, it's different than everything you'd expect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and journalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]|nextlink=[[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Interview videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sachumo_Interview&amp;diff=277195</id>
		<title>Sachumo Interview</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sachumo_Interview&amp;diff=277195"/>
		<updated>2022-01-05T17:10:10Z</updated>

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'''Sachumo''' is the creator of a [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|documentary]] about Chris. He also conducted an interview with Chris on 21 October 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Interview==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sachumo - Chatting With Chris Chan&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 21 [[October 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:archiveorg|17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = }}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, here we go. All right, we're gonna start real soon... okay. Can you hear me?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I can hear you. This, uh, much better now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There we go, fantastic, I'm glad we fixed it. All right, I'm gonna do a little bit of an intro and just... all the people watching... welcome to the Sachumo livestream, I hope you all... uh... are... are... I hope you all enjoy this opportunity to come out and see what we're gonna be doing. Uh, right now, we're just going to have a little chat. I mean, this has been... a long time coming, don't you think?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. A lot of people have wanted us to finally just talk and... you know what... just why not. We'll just talk. That's, that's what I wanted to do, you know. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have some fun. Uhmm. All right, it's hard to read the chat. There is a lot of people watching right now. Oh my god. Okay. I can't even read the chat. Okay. Uhhh. All right, so we're here with the famous Christine Christian Chris-Chan Christopher Ricardo... Weston Chandler. (laughs) You have many names.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody. ([[stress sigh]]) (laughs) Yeah. That... just call my current one, I think.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christine...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... chat... chat is like usual, saying some very odd stuff. Ummm... Yep, I can never... I can never control them, no matter how hard I try, but you know... you know the Internet is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yup, it's a little crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, for those of you who don't know, uh, but do know about Christine, I'm the creator of the Christian Weston Chandler documentary that was posted in 2015 I think? When I was around 15-16, I made it for a high school project... uhm... and... here we are almost three years later.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, about that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's a good deal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean the documentary was... good, at least the first 50-55 percent of it, and then it just kinda ended up cringeworthy to me, but I feel like, with my input and everything, we can... we can make it better. Make a better documentary. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, definitely. Ummm... yeah, if I like, assemble the crew or something, we got... if we got some funding, then you know... why not? Just do it... an interview for a day or two... and then we go home and I add something together. But uh... it's nice to finally to get to you. Uhm... I've always imagined... what this would be like... and I never expected it... to be honest, because it, it... because ehh... it's hard to describe... it's like... you've only heard about someone, but when you finally meet them, it's different than everything you'd expect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and journalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]|nextlink=[[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Interview videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lost Media]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sachumo_Interview&amp;diff=277193</id>
		<title>Sachumo Interview</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sachumo_Interview&amp;diff=277193"/>
		<updated>2022-01-05T15:10:48Z</updated>

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'''Sachumo''' is the creator of a [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|documentary]] about Chris. He also conducted an interview with Chris on 21 October 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Interview==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sachumo - Chatting With Chris Chan&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 21 [[October 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:archiveorg|17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = }}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, here we go. All right, we're gonna start real soon... okay. Can you hear me?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I can hear you. This, uh, much better now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There we go, fantastic, I'm glad we fixed it. All right, I'm gonna do a little bit of an intro and just... all the people watching... welcome to the Sachumo livestream, I hope you all... uh... are... are... I hope you all enjoy this opportunity to come out and see what we're gonna be doing. Uh, right now, we're just going to have a little chat. I mean, this has been... a long time coming, don't you think?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. A lot of people have wanted us to finally just talk and... you know what... just why not. We'll just talk. That's, that's what I wanted to do, you know. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have some fun. Uhmm. All right, it's hard to read the chat. There is a lot of people watching right now. Oh my god. Okay. I can't even read the chat. Okay. Uhhh. All right, so we're here with the famous Christine Christian Chris-Chan Christopher Ricardo... Weston Chandler. (laughs) You have many names.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody. ([[stress sigh]]) (laughs) Yeah. That... just call my current one, I think.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christine...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... chat... chat is like usual, saying some very odd stuff. Ummm... Yep, I can never... I can never control them, no matter how hard I try, but you know... you know the Internet is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yup, it's a little crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, for those of you who don't know, uh, but do know about Christine, I'm the creator of the Christian Weston Chandler documentary that was posted in 2015 I think? When I was around 15-16, I made it for a high school project... uhm... and... here we are almost three years later.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, about that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's a good deal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean the documentary was... good, at least the first 50-55 percent of it, and then it just kinda ended up cringeworthy to me, but I feel like, with my input and everything, we can... we can make it better. Make a better documentary. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, definitely. Ummm... yeah, if I like, assemble the crew or something, we got... if we got some funding, then you know... why not? Just do it... an interview for a day or two... and then we go home and I add something together. But uh... it's nice to finally to get to you. Uhm... I've always imagined... what this would be like... and I never expected it... to be honest, because it, it... because ehh... it's hard to describe... it's like... you've only heard about someone, but when you finally meet them, it's different than everything you'd expect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and journalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]|nextlink=[[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Interview videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lost Media]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=277192</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=277192"/>
		<updated>2022-01-05T15:07:31Z</updated>

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		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:CWChronology&amp;diff=277191</id>
		<title>CWCki:CWChronology</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:CWChronology&amp;diff=277191"/>
		<updated>2022-01-05T14:53:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: /* Accessing the CWChronology */&lt;/p&gt;
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[[Image:Professional-drinker.png|thumb|Average CWChronology employee.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Timeline.png|thumb|A timeline showing all the major [[Saga|historical eras]] in Chris's life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''CWChronology''' (pronounced like &amp;quot;Quick-Chronology&amp;quot;) is the timeline that documents every notable occurrence in [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] life. It was started by Rach on [[2009#January|23 January 2009]], on the oldskool [[PVCC]], and since then it has been working like a news service. All data covering events prior to [[2009#January|23 January 2009]], have been gathered through historical research. On [[February 2009|16 February 2009]], the CWChronology moved to [[CWCki]], so that now everybody can edit it.&lt;br /&gt;
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For those who prefer a topical approach to Christory, see [[Saga]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Accessing the CWChronology==&lt;br /&gt;
From [[1999]] on, all years have separate articles. There are also articles for the [[1990s]], [[1980s]] and a single page for [[pre-1980]] events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Years that have been covered in the CWChronology:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2022]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2020]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2019]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2018]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2016]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2015]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2013]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2007]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2006]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2005]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2004]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2003]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2002]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2001]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[2000]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[1999]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[1990s]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[1980s]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pre-1980]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==CWChronology rules and style guide== &lt;br /&gt;
* Dates must somehow be relevant to Chris. For instance, trolling is only included in the CWChronology if it somehow affects Chris, otherwise it's not important enough. Exceptions can be made for dates that are relevant to the CWChronology itself.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lots of blue links. The CWChronology should be a portal to the rest of the [[CWCki]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Lots of images. This makes it moar fun browsing. Best way to not let the images fuck up the layout is to just list them at the top of the article (see [[2008]]). Also, make sure they are somewhat related to the text next to them.&lt;br /&gt;
* If two sources conflict, and give different dates for an occurrence, add them both, but mention the fact that the sources conflict.&lt;br /&gt;
* Occurrences in the ''Sonichu'' canon are also included, but they are noted as being in the ''Sonichu'' canon.&lt;br /&gt;
* Annotations aren't obligatory, but they are welcome. Especially if the date isn't considered as common knowledge, or if the inclusion is controversial.&lt;br /&gt;
* If multiple unrelated events take place on one day, they get separate entrances. They are listed in the order in which the events happened.&lt;br /&gt;
* Don't make style components up. It looks messy and will be reverted no matter how important the info is. Spare us and yourself the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CWCki projects]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=277190</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
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		<updated>2022-01-05T14:51:55Z</updated>

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|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Affair with Mother|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* {{2022}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274897</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274897"/>
		<updated>2021-12-18T22:20:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
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|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:/archive.org/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
== sus ==&lt;br /&gt;
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rF_wcu8IVaY&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021| jail letter 3]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274810</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274810"/>
		<updated>2021-12-17T16:00:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
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|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:/archive.org/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== sus ==&lt;br /&gt;
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rF_wcu8IVaY&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021| jail letter 3]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Joe_Biden&amp;diff=274696</id>
		<title>Joe Biden</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Joe_Biden&amp;diff=274696"/>
		<updated>2021-12-16T14:04:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.|Chris wants the president to intervene on his charge of [[incest]], excerpt from [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|This is a big fucking deal!|Joe Biden, 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Joe&amp;amp;nbsp;Biden&lt;br /&gt;
| image = [[File:JoeBiden.jpg|center|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|header1  = Information&lt;br /&gt;
|label1   = Name&lt;br /&gt;
|data1    = Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
|label2   = Also known as&lt;br /&gt;
|data2    = &lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|data3    = 20 November 1942 (age {{Age|1942|11|20}})&lt;br /&gt;
|label4   = Gender&lt;br /&gt;
|data4    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|label5   = Nationality&lt;br /&gt;
|data5    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label6   = [[Chris and race|Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
|data6    = White&lt;br /&gt;
|label7   = Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
|data7    = Vice-President, [[United States]] (2009-2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;President, [[United States]] (2021-)&lt;br /&gt;
|label8   = Preceded by&lt;br /&gt;
|data8    = [[Donald Trump]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label9   = Succeeded by&lt;br /&gt;
|data9    = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Joe Biden''' (born 20 November 1942) is the current president of the United States. He previously served as the vice president under president [[Barack Obama]] throughout his term from 2009 to 2017, and was later elected president in the 2020 election, unseating then-incumbent president [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He became the 46th American president on 20 [[January 2021]] instead of [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]], who [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] voted for and believes will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump). Chris is hopeful that Biden will pardon him following his act of [[incest]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Before being President ==&lt;br /&gt;
When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said &amp;quot;Joe is doing what he can.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 17]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2017, Chris posted &amp;quot;Yes! Go, Joe!&amp;quot; when commenting on a post about Biden's career.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2017 Facebook Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Presidency ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Biden intro.png|thumb|left|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Biden's election win got confirmed. Joe Biden defeated Chris's preferred choice for POTUS, Lisa Simpson, by a landslide.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 {{abbr|ET|Eastern Time}}, no matter {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|how hard}} [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] tried. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality ([[Dimension 1218]]),&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2021 social media posts#Congrats, Joe Biden]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; while also reaffirming Simpson's presidency in his reality ([[C-197]]).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Biden left the White House with President [[Barack Obama]] in 2017, Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] has weakened to a point where his [[CWCville|make-believe city]] in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire [[dimensions]], and his belief that [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|his characters]] [[imaginary friends|actually exist]] has ballooned into something called the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris even believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris and politics#2020]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020|November 2020 social media posts, section #LisaSimpson2020]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|welcomed]] the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' (or at least give Chris [[Chris and his ego|''everything'' that he wants]]), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself after [[Sonichu 1|Issue 1]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[October 2021]], Chris [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|wrote]] to Kenneth Engelhardt, begging him to &amp;quot;contact the local Virginia Governer(s) [sic] of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Curiously, Chris did not comment on Joe Biden's VP, Kamala Harris, given that the Biden administration gave a woman of color was being given the second-most-powerful position in the entire country for the first time in history. This is in spite of his support for Hillary Clinton in 2016, which was mostly conditional support since 1. she was a woman running for the office, and he felt that the nation needed &amp;quot;a woman's touch&amp;quot; rather than backing any specific policy she proposed and 2. she was not Donald Trump. Chris's silence on Harris's role in government generally reflects his apathy toward politics since beginning his [[messiah complex]] delusions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and politics]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://buildbackbetter.gov/ Biden-Harris Transition Website]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://wh.gov/ Biden-Harris White House Website]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Politics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Joe_Biden&amp;diff=274695</id>
		<title>Joe Biden</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Joe_Biden&amp;diff=274695"/>
		<updated>2021-12-16T13:45:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.|Chris wants the president to intervene on his charge of [[incest]], excerpt from [[Jail Letter 2]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|This is a big fucking deal!|Joe Biden, 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Joe&amp;amp;nbsp;Biden&lt;br /&gt;
| image = [[File:JoeBiden.jpg|center|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|header1  = Information&lt;br /&gt;
|label1   = Name&lt;br /&gt;
|data1    = Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
|label2   = Also known as&lt;br /&gt;
|data2    = &lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|data3    = 20 November 1942 (age {{Age|1942|11|20}})&lt;br /&gt;
|label4   = Gender&lt;br /&gt;
|data4    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|label5   = Nationality&lt;br /&gt;
|data5    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label6   = [[Chris and race|Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
|data6    = White&lt;br /&gt;
|label7   = Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
|data7    = Vice-President, [[United States]] (2009-2017)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;President, [[United States]] (2021-)&lt;br /&gt;
|label8   = Preceded by&lt;br /&gt;
|data8    = [[Donald Trump]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label9   = Succeeded by&lt;br /&gt;
|data9    = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Joe Biden''' (born 20 November 1942) is the current president of the United States. He previously served as the vice president under president [[Barack Obama]] throughout his term from 2009 to 2017, and was later elected president in the 2020 election, unseating then-incumbent president [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He became the 46th American president on 20 [[January 2021]] instead of [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]], who [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] voted for and believes will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump). Chris is hopeful that Biden will pardon him following his act of [[incest]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Before being President ==&lt;br /&gt;
When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said &amp;quot;Joe is doing what he can.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 17]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2017, Chris posted &amp;quot;Yes! Go, Joe!&amp;quot; when commenting on a post about Biden's career.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2017 Facebook Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Presidency ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Biden intro.png|thumb|left|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Biden's election win got confirmed. Joe Biden defeated Chris's preferred choice for POTUS, Lisa Simpson, by a landslide.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 {{abbr|ET|Eastern Time}}, no matter {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|how hard}} [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] tried. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality ([[Dimension 1218]]),&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2021 social media posts#Congrats, Joe Biden]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; while also reaffirming Simpson's presidency in his reality ([[C-197]]).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Biden left the White House with President [[Barack Obama]] in 2017, Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] has weakened to a point where his [[CWCville|make-believe city]] in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire [[dimensions]], and his belief that [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|his characters]] [[imaginary friends|actually exist]] has ballooned into something called the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris even believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris and politics#2020]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020|November 2020 social media posts, section #LisaSimpson2020]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|welcomed]] the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' (or at least give Chris [[Chris and his ego|''everything'' that he wants]]), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself after [[Sonichu 1|Issue 1]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[October 2021]], Chris [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|wrote]] to Kenneth Engelhardt, begging him to &amp;quot;contact the local Virginia Governer(s) [sic] of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Curiously, Chris did not comment on Joe Biden's VP, Kamala Harris, given that the Biden administration gave a woman of color was being given the second-most-powerful position in the entire country for the first time in history. This is in spite of his support for Hillary Clinton in 2016, which was mostly conditional support since 1. she was a woman running for the office, and he felt that the nation needed &amp;quot;a woman's touch&amp;quot; rather than backing any specific policy she proposed and 2. she was not Donald Trump. Chris's silence on Harris's role in government generally reflects his apathy toward politics since beginning his [[messiah complex]] delusions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and politics]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://buildbackbetter.gov/ Biden-Harris Transition Website]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://wh.gov/ Biden-Harris White House Website]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Politics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274694</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274694"/>
		<updated>2021-12-16T13:41:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
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|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:/archive.org/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== sus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021| jail letter 3]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274693</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274693"/>
		<updated>2021-12-16T13:41:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
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|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:/archive.org/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== sus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‎&amp;lt;embedvideo&amp;gt; https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan &amp;lt;/embedvideo&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021| jail letter 3]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274692</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274692"/>
		<updated>2021-12-16T13:35:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
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|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:/archive.org/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== sus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‎&amp;lt;embedvideo&amp;gt; https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan &amp;lt;/embedvideo&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Jail Letter - 4 October 2021/jail letter 3&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sachumo_Interview&amp;diff=274628</id>
		<title>Sachumo Interview</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sachumo_Interview&amp;diff=274628"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T20:53:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
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'''Sachumo''' is the creator of a [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|documentary]] about Chris. He also conducted an interview with Chris on 21 October 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Interview==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sachumo - Chatting With Chris Chan&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = eOvStUSRhuU&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 21 [[October 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = }}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, here we go. All right, we're gonna start real soon... okay. Can you hear me?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I can hear you. This, uh, much better now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There we go, fantastic, I'm glad we fixed it. All right, I'm gonna do a little bit of an intro and just... all the people watching... welcome to the Sachumo livestream, I hope you all... uh... are... are... I hope you all enjoy this opportunity to come out and see what we're gonna be doing. Uh, right now, we're just going to have a little chat. I mean, this has been... a long time coming, don't you think?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. A lot of people have wanted us to finally just talk and... you know what... just why not. We'll just talk. That's, that's what I wanted to do, you know. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have some fun. Uhmm. All right, it's hard to read the chat. There is a lot of people watching right now. Oh my god. Okay. I can't even read the chat. Okay. Uhhh. All right, so we're here with the famous Christine Christian Chris-Chan Christopher Ricardo... Weston Chandler. (laughs) You have many names.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody. ([[stress sigh]]) (laughs) Yeah. That... just call my current one, I think.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christine...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... chat... chat is like usual, saying some very odd stuff. Ummm... Yep, I can never... I can never control them, no matter how hard I try, but you know... you know the Internet is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yup, it's a little crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, for those of you who don't know, uh, but do know about Christine, I'm the creator of the Christian Weston Chandler documentary that was posted in 2015 I think? When I was around 15-16, I made it for a high school project... uhm... and... here we are almost three years later.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, about that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's a good deal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean the documentary was... good, at least the first 50-55 percent of it, and then it just kinda ended up cringeworthy to me, but I feel like, with my input and everything, we can... we can make it better. Make a better documentary. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, definitely. Ummm... yeah, if I like, assemble the crew or something, we got... if we got some funding, then you know... why not? Just do it... an interview for a day or two... and then we go home and I add something together. But uh... it's nice to finally to get to you. Uhm... I've always imagined... what this would be like... and I never expected it... to be honest, because it, it... because ehh... it's hard to describe... it's like... you've only heard about someone, but when you finally meet them, it's different than everything you'd expect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and journalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]|nextlink=[[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Interview videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lost Media]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sachumo_Interview&amp;diff=274627</id>
		<title>Sachumo Interview</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sachumo_Interview&amp;diff=274627"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T20:51:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: /* Interview */&lt;/p&gt;
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'''Sachumo''' is the creator of a [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|documentary]] about Chris. He also conducted an interview with Chris on 21 October 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Interview==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sachumo - Chatting With Chris Chan&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = eOvStUSRhuU&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 21 [[October 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = }}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, here we go. All right, we're gonna start real soon... okay. Can you hear me?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I can hear you. This, uh, much better now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There we go, fantastic, I'm glad we fixed it. All right, I'm gonna do a little bit of an intro and just... all the people watching... welcome to the Sachumo livestream, I hope you all... uh... are... are... I hope you all enjoy this opportunity to come out and see what we're gonna be doing. Uh, right now, we're just going to have a little chat. I mean, this has been... a long time coming, don't you think?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. A lot of people have wanted us to finally just talk and... you know what... just why not. We'll just talk. That's, that's what I wanted to do, you know. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have some fun. Uhmm. All right, it's hard to read the chat. There is a lot of people watching right now. Oh my god. Okay. I can't even read the chat. Okay. Uhhh. All right, so we're here with the famous Christine Christian Chris-Chan Christopher Ricardo... Weston Chandler. (laughs) You have many names.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody. ([[stress sigh]]) (laughs) Yeah. That... just call my current one, I think.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christine...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey everybody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... chat... chat is like usual, saying some very odd stuff. Ummm... Yep, I can never... I can never control them, no matter how hard I try, but you know... you know the Internet is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yup, it's a little crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, for those of you who don't know, uh, but do know about Christine, I'm the creator of the Christian Weston Chandler documentary that was posted in 2015 I think? When I was around 15-16, I made it for a high school project... uhm... and... here we are almost three years later.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, about that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's a good deal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean the documentary was... good, at least the first 50-55 percent of it, and then it just kinda ended up cringeworthy to me, but I feel like, with my input and everything, we can... we can make it better. Make a better documentary. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sachumo:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, definitely. Ummm... yeah, if I like, assemble the crew or something, we got... if we got some funding, then you know... why not? Just do it... an interview for a day or two... and then we go home and I add something together. But uh... it's nice to finally to get to you. Uhm... I've always imagined... what this would be like... and I never expected it... to be honest, because it, it... because ehh... it's hard to describe... it's like... you've only heard about someone, but when you finally meet them, it's different than everything you'd expect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and journalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls]]|nextlink=[[CopperCab|CopperCab interview]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Interview videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lost Media]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274626</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274626"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T20:48:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
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|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:/archive.org/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== sus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‎&amp;lt;embedvideo&amp;gt; https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan &amp;lt;/embedvideo&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274625</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274625"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T20:47:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
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|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
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|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:/archive.org/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== sus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‎&amp;lt;embedvideo&amp;gt; https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan &amp;lt;/embedvideo&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274624</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274624"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T20:35:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:/archive.org/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== sus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‎&amp;lt;embedvideo&amp;gt; https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan &amp;lt;/embedvideo&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274623</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274623"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T20:35:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== sus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‎&amp;lt;embedvideo&amp;gt; https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan &amp;lt;/embedvideo&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274622</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274622"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T20:34:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== sus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‎&amp;lt;embedvideo&amp;gt;...‎&amp;lt;/embedvideo&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274621</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274621"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T20:28:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== sus ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274617</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274617"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T13:54:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sachumo&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274616</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274616"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T13:54:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video sachumo}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274615</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274615"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T13:53:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/videosachumo}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274614</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274614"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T13:49:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274610</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274610"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T13:26:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274609</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274609"/>
		<updated>2021-12-15T13:21:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chrisandanger|tardrage]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274269</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274269"/>
		<updated>2021-12-11T15:05:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274245</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274245"/>
		<updated>2021-12-11T02:53:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:https://archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274244</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274244"/>
		<updated>2021-12-11T02:49:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;br /&gt;
{{infobox/video&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274243</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274243"/>
		<updated>2021-12-11T02:49:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==video==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274242</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274242"/>
		<updated>2021-12-11T02:48:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: /* video */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
|box-border-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|box-bg-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|id-bg-col= #000&lt;br /&gt;
|id-border-col= #006600&lt;br /&gt;
|info-col= #fff&lt;br /&gt;
|info-bg-col= #009900&lt;br /&gt;
|info-border-col = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
|id= [[File:2008ChrisSummary.PNG|50px|2008]]&lt;br /&gt;
|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==amongus==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274240</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
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		<updated>2021-12-11T02:48:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==video==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274238</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274238"/>
		<updated>2021-12-11T02:46:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274237</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274237"/>
		<updated>2021-12-11T02:45:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox&lt;br /&gt;
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|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
archive.org/details/17-sachumo-chatting-with-chris-chan&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274209</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274209"/>
		<updated>2021-12-11T00:56:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|info= ''Misses Old Chris''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|get]] [[2014 house fire|this]] [[Idea Guys|depr]][[Incest|essing]].}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274208</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274208"/>
		<updated>2021-12-11T00:43:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Industrial society and its future&lt;br /&gt;
[[chris and anger]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_27_November_2021&amp;diff=274201</id>
		<title>Jail Letter - 27 November 2021</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_27_November_2021&amp;diff=274201"/>
		<updated>2021-12-10T22:04:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On 27 November 2021, Chris sent a '''fifth letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]]. As of now, the exact contents of this letter are not known, as Kenneth had been told by Chris not to share it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Analysis of letter==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Protip|This is merely an amatuer analysis of a letter sent from Chris that is yet to be revealed. Unless the full letter is revealed, take what is said here with a grain of salt.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The true contents of this letter are difficult to discern, and can only be guessed at from what little is provided from outside sources.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Description from Kenneth===&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth described the possible contents of this letter as follows.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/latest-letter-from-cwc-dated-november-30th-barbara-injured-in-a-automobile-accident.2011/ Latest Letter from CWC Dated November 30th: Barbara Injured in a Automobile Accident, Onion Farms]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxonion|I just got this in the mailbox written by one of her alters (Angelica Rosechu). She asked me not to post this online, but here are some of the more important details. Barbara has not had many visitors to the house, nor has she received any donations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christine is asking for more donations. Apparently Barbara was in a automobile accident with a tractor-trailer and it was pretty serious. She suffered two broken ribs and a concussion. The van is totaled. It happened on November 24th. I'm assuming she was in the hospital over this but maybe she might be home now because Christine mentions a few family relatives that have stepped in to help. I am going to keep any names off to respect their privacy.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Based on what Kenneth revealed, Chris claims that Barb did not have many people visiting the house, nor did she receive many donations, despite Chris requesting them from fans. The letter may also discuss the nature of an accident that totaled [[Son-Chu]] and seriously injured [[Barb]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verification of Description===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 December 2021, a [[Kiwi Farms]] user decided to alter the only existing photo of the letter, flipping it to read the text on the back.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-latest-letter-to-kengle-barb-sustains-serious-injuries-in-automobile-accident-30th-november.107209/page-2#post-10656094 Chris' latest letter to Kengle: Barb sustains serious injuries in automobile accident - 30th, November, Kiwi Farms]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This can be roughly read as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|(...) as well as Wayne Weston. Obviously now no more than ever, especially to complete paying off the Sonichu Temple's Mortgage as well as purchase her a new car. (...)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The altered image seems to verify much of what Kenneth posted about the letter. Chris requests a new car, which seems to align with the claim that Son-chu was totaled. The letter also makes mention of [[Minor Family Members#Uncle Wayne|Uncle Wayne]], which appears to align with the claim that family members were involved in some way to whatever incident was described in the letter.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Original scan==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Nov-27-2021-Env.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{JailLetter}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Radiopenguin</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radiopenguin&amp;diff=274193</id>
		<title>User:Radiopenguin</title>
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		<updated>2021-12-10T16:59:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Radiopenguin: Created page with &amp;quot;Industrial society and its future&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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