https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=RadishchuCWCki - User contributions [en]2026-04-10T00:45:15ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Women%27s_rights&diff=167015Women's rights2013-09-02T11:27:06Z<p>Radishchu: /* In the comic */ Reverting tedious loveshy drivel</p>
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<div>[[File:SchuComic8P58.jpg|thumb|Sure, sweetie. Now make me a sandwich, would ya?]]<br />
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|Chris giving the thumbs up (and two fingers) to women's rights.]]<br />
{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.|Self-description<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>}}<br />
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One would think that a person who almost exclusively [[Gal pal|socializes with women]] and refers to all men aside from himself and his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as [[JERKS|jerks]] would be very supportive of '''women's rights'''. In the case of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], however, one would be mistaken. Women's rights, at least in Chris's mind, refer to the right of women to strip without interference, and to be interpreted as women without [[pickle]]s. Chris tries to pass off his chauvinism as pseudo-feminism, and will never get laid without paying for the honor.<br />
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Given his admitted love of the [[Pre-1980#1960s|1964]] classic ''[[Mary Poppins]]'', he presumably stole the concept from the character of [[Wikipedia:Mary_Poppins_(film)#Mrs._Banks|Mrs. Banks]], who is a suffragette in 1910 London.<ref>Lyrics from "The Life I Lead": "It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910 / [[Wikipedia:Edward VII of the United Kingdom|King Edward]]'s on the throne / It's the age of men!"</ref> Of course, Chris wouldn't have the first idea of what [[Wikipedia:Women's suffrage|women's suffrage]] is, let alone the impact it had on world history, and why it was being shown in the movie in the first place.<br />
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==Origin==<br />
[[Image:Ss03.jpg|thumb|left|Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.]]<br />
His extreme zeal for "women's rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane and Michael. As the story is set in 1910 London, women did not yet have the right to vote, and was a time particularly noted for the rise in campaigns for women's franchise, particularly from groups like the radical Suffragettes and the more moderate Suffragists. Mrs. Banks is the mother of the children and sings the second song, "Sister Suffragette", during which she mentions [[Wikipedia:Emmeline_Pankhurst|Emmeline Pankhurst]] being arrested (again).<ref>"Take heart! For Missus Pankhurst has been clapped in irons again!</ref> <br />
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Mrs. Banks and her friends were depicted as struggling for the greater cause of being treated as an equal, with the same rights and treatment. But Chris takes it to mean they simply want to remove their clothes and fuck.<br />
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==In the comic==<br />
[[Image:SchuComic9P35.jpg|thumb|An example of Chris's disclaimers.]]<br />
In the [[comics]], women are portrayed as only enjoying fucking, shopping, and cooking, though they do not enjoy them for themselves; they enjoy cooking for the men. Similarly, when they go shopping, they buy clothes to wear for their significant other/crush.<br />
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Chris's most prominent reference to women's rights occurs at the end of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' in [[Episode 17]], in which the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] of [[CWCville]] strip to celebrate their victory over [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and assert their dominance over [[4-cent garbage.com]].<br />
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Despite their phenomenal talent for fighting evil, Chris depicts Rosechus as passive [[Sex toys|sexual toys]] for [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Reflecting Chris's own distorted image of women, the Rosechus in his comics tend to exhibit a desire to engage in stereotypical behavior, with occasional aggressive sexual overtures. Women also tend to act as a deus ex machina plot device - occasionally leaving their role as supporting characters to engage in acts of great bravery and heroism. <br />
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It is obvious that Chris is ''aware'' of the idea that objectifying women is frowned upon; every time he makes his female characters use their feminine qualities (to put it altogether too mildly), he is quick to add a disclaimer that he respects the women for ''both'' their minds and bodies, and/or make the claim that the characters are doing it because they want to fight for the women's rights. However, due to his [[autism|mental block]], he fails to understand what society would consider a correct course of action, to wit, not to objectify the women in the first place, and that disclaimers like these make him appear to be a hypocrite.<br />
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==In real life==<br />
[[File:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|thumb|left|[[Layla]] performs a woman's highest duty.]]<br />
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|The very essence of femininity, according to Chris. How else are we supposed to interpret this?]]<br />
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Chris allows himself to be controlled by his own desires, and has soaked in all sorts of knowledge about women primarily from [[anime]], [[video games]], and in particular [[pornography]], which Chris considers "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref> He has had several problems realizing the difference between exaggerated stereotypes and the reality, as also evidenced by his [[Chris and race|racist remarks]]. <br />
During the [[Tomgirl Saga]], he states that he uses the female bathroom, and that there is "no going back for him", not realizing that he is blatantly intruding upon the privacy of the women present, and disregarding their feelings (which, undoubtedly, can be summed up as pure terror) on the matter.<br />
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This mindset is painfully obvious in Chris's interaction with women during his [[Love Quest]]. Chris takes on a passive role in his attraction strategy, waiting to be approached by women who he thinks will take interest in his appearance. Chris essentially is looking for a [[Barbara Chandler|maternal figure]] in his life. Rather than aiming to better himself, he is looking to be fulfilled and served by women. Rather than having the full potential to use their talents in society, women's rights are the rights of women to bring pleasure to men as Chris sees fit. When Chris claimed to have lost his virginity to a woman who was probably a hooker in [[April 2012]], he also said, quite bluntly, ''"My future sweetheart will find out about it",'' giving off the impression that whoever hooks up with him will just accept him sleeping with a prostitute right off the bat, and relegating the woman who finally took away his [[Virgin with Rage|much hated virginity]] to being nothing more than an organic [[Fapcup]].<br />
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Much of Chris's sexism in relationships is rooted in [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] - for example, he thought that if he was married to [[Ivy]] and was [[stress]]ed, he could go to a [[Zelina Rosechu|strip club]], but of course she could not; similarly, he suggested a MFF threesome with many of his sweethearts, but was horrified when Ivy suggested a [[Homos|MMF threesome]].<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref><br />
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When occasionally confronted with his sexism, Chris becomes extremely indignant and offended.<ref>[[White_knight_e-mails#September_2008_.E2.80.94_Chris_denies_being_fat_and_sexist]]</ref>. When his sexism is pointed out, he gets upset and clarifies that he would never harm a woman (though he has no problem [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|threatening them]]). Chris seems to be under the impression that "sexism" basically means "physical abuse", and can't process the idea that treating women as sexual objects obsessed with shopping is still a form of sexism if not the definition (in addition to with and other factors).<br />
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Long story short, while Chris claims to like women "for their personality", it's blatantly obvious [[China|what he's really after.]] A shining example of this is his comment on the Jackie video <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMazAXyV8w&list=PL2f2iqihk1im2B1M7ZXJyoCd-gkDLXYCQ&index=1&feature=plpp_video Jackie video on Youtube]</ref>, where he claims that he liked her for being a "strong character and woman" ''(despite everybody else hating her for being an outright bitch)'', but it's more than likely he really likes the part where she and Jerry have sex ''(and possibly because she shares a name with a certain other [[Jackie]] in his life.)''<br />
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey_Call_21&diff=146326Kacey Call 212011-09-05T18:05:03Z<p>Radishchu: /* Transcript */</p>
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*[[Chris]] had a [[job]] interview at [[Target]] today. He claims to not remember most of it, despite it happening just hours ago.<br />
*Chris uses his time spent playing at the Pokemon League as job experience in his interview.<br />
*[[Kacey]] asks about his "photographic and audio memory," and Chris claims that doesn't work when he tries to remember things "spur of the moment," as if he didn't expect to be asked about the interview that happened ''that day.''<br />
*Chris claims to have not worn his medallion to the job interview. He also admits that he complimented the female interviewers on their appearance. Kacey points out that you aren't supposed to hit on your interviewer - Chris disregards this and says it's fine because the compliment was "informal."<br />
*Despite claiming his memory doesn't work "spur of the moment," he is able to immediately remember word for word what he said to troll phone calls. He was called gay by trolls.<br />
*Kacey suggests simply ignoring troll phone calls - this goes completely over his head, and he immediately changes the subject.<br />
*Kacey asks if he thinks he got the job. Chris says yes because "they smiled at me."<br />
*Chris's logic kicks in full force. After failing to remember what his password was several times, he is locked out of his copyright management account for "multiple failed login attempts." Rather than figuring that ''his own failed log in attempts'' caused this, he believes it is the work of a troll.<br />
*Chris believes that not only is it possible to steal the Sonichu copyright, but that all you need to do is have the copyright mailed to you and it's legally yours, disregarding the legal name on it. This further proves that Chris has ''no idea'' what the copyright actually is.<br />
*Kacey asks Chris to film himself jogging so she can make sure he is doing it right. He says he "will consider it."<br />
*Chris says that he will get to work on putting essays on CWCipedia.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[high pitched, worried sounding]'' Hello?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey! What's up?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. I'm doin' okay, how are you?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm good! So... how did the interview go today? I want to hear everything about it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah... I'll say as much as I can remember, anyway. It was- it went good, I had, uh... two supervising fema- two supervisor women interview me over there. And, uh... and they, you know, I kept my voice at a pleasant tone and I, uh, I ca- I was, ah, I kept good on the friendly smile and uh, and I maintained eye contact and, uh... answered the questions honestly and uh...</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' What kind of questions did they ask you?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, like, uh... questions about my, about my past job yeah, we took kind of length(?) to talk about my, it's, they talked about my past job at Wendy's, and also about brought in, like, you know, uh, also like, find some- find some I, uh, experience at the, over a- when I volunteered for the Pokemon League. ''[pause]'' Yeah, um... and they also gave me a lot of hard to tackle(?) situations so I can't remember those, can't remember that right of the ba- remember that right off the top of my head right now.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, but it just happened today, how could you not remember? I mean, was it like, angry customers or was iiiit... like were you having a problem with another employee? ''[pause]'' I mean, I thought you had this photographic and audio memory.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[sigh, pause]'' I guess I, uh... I guess I-I, I guess it's something I c- yeah. I wo- I mean, yeah, I used to-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Are you sure you're okay? You sound distressed.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[pause, sigh]''</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' What happened? What's wrong?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I... when I have to remember something and then I, the person I'm trying to remember, as much detail, it's just - I get frustrated when I can't remember- can't remem- can't recall it. I mean, you can't just like... spur of the moment.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well... it sounded like you were stressed when you picked up, so are you sure there's not something that happened today?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I, yeah, well, I did, I mean, while I was waiting for you I did pick up, uh, did pick up a few, uh, calls from some trolls, and... ''[pause, sigh]'' There's another rumor going around and... I got calls with claims from people, um call me, like, you know, saying like, yeah, ''[mockingly]'' 'Oooh, yeah, I'm glad you finally came out of the closet and you're such a homo' and then like I told them, like, told them, 'I'm straight'. I told them I'm straight and then hung up on them. ''[sigh]'' I just had to deal with- had to deal with a bunch of those.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's awful! I'm so sorry that my class ran late, but it sounds like somebody needs to grow up.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, a LOT of somebodies.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Haha, yeah. I mean, don't they have anything BETTER to do?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But I mean, I guess it could be worse. I mean, it's just a phone call. You could just ignore them.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, like I was explaining, anyways, still, I think I left a, ah, good impression at like, and I did dress nice I work like, I wor- I wore a nice, uh, blue dress shirt that, a like, nice blue striped dress shirt that I had and uh, black slacks and uh, blazer, and I did ''not'' wear my medallion. And I sat appropriately with my hands in my lap and my shoulders straight and sitting up posture and-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's good!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I... yeah. And I, you know, I even them a good handshakes and uh a compliment on how they looked and uh, I think they like so I'll hear b- I'll hear- I'll find out for sure in a couple of days.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I hope you weren't too forward with the complimenting them. Normally you don't do that on an interview.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, no, no, it was like, informal it was like, you know, while were waiting for the uh, for the, the, conference room to be free 'cause there was another interview goin' on and I complimented one of the two- one, one of the two women on how they looked. They looked good. And uh, also had uh, a jeweled hair piece and had pony tails. But it was like, you know, the jewel covered up the rubber band. And I, uh, complimented on that, you know, it looked good. It looked good on that person.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh. So did they have you fill out any kind of paper work or say if they would be setting up a second interview, or... um, basically, what did they say?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mm... well, I did have to uh, did have to sign a form where they talked about my you know, uh... my schedule, availability of which I filled out when I applied on the online application. Talked to me about that. Verifying that. Uh... other than that, it was a Q-and-A, uh... and they pretty much wrote that down themselves.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, did they tell you that they would be calling you, or anything else?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, they said that they would call me back.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Did they give you a time frame?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[annoyed]'' Yeah, in a couple of days. ''[pause]'' Or if you're talking a time frame in hours, no they did not give me that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, no-no-no, just... a time frame.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, in a couple of days.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean... do you think you got the job?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mm. ''[pause]'' I'm hoping I did. I'm praying I did.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, did they say anything that would make you... ''think'' that?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' They smiled back at me.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's their job, they're supposed to smile back.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but I mean, ah...</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Did they say anything about paperwork, orientation... anything like that?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mm... they, ahhh... they never said anything about orientations yet.</font><br />
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<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Mmkay. Well, did anything else happen today?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well... I didn't have much else planned, so after I got home, after I got back home, I, uh... had something to eat, then I took my tai-walk... jog. And then after I got home I spent some time playing Final Fantasy 7.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh. That's an old game! So, uh... how about your copyright papers? How's that coming along?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I think I already told you that, uh... that I re-registered...</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, I mean, have you checked on it online to make sure it went through?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I... Yeah, I tried checking it online, but unfortunately, uh... yeah, I hadn't changed my password and I forgot... I'm not sure what the password is. I think it's... it's suppo- supposed to be... it's supposed to have the word 'nutmeg' in it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''[typing heard in the background]''</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Or, and, it's like... 'gemtun' or something... which is a palindrome of nutmeg.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Hmm.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Spelled back... spelled backward. That's what palindrome means.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Awesome!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Hey, w-... yeah. I think I told you that I like to do that. You know, spell words backwards and then say them like that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, uh... I also have that. I think it was like, either '02241982' but it... apparently, those weren't right. And uh, I guess... I mean, like, it also said like, I tried logging in and it gave me like... it said, like, you know, account has been deactivated because of multiple failed login attempts.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oooh.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' So, I don't know, maybe one of the tro-... Clyde or... Gregg. Clyde, that guy, tried to log in. And tried to... psh, mess everything up there.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well... who knows?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[trying to interrupt]'' B-b-but y-yeah, but yeah...</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Because if he did, I mean, what would you do? I mean, if he did that, then HE would have the copyright, wouldn't he?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Well, yeah, well, I mean, I don't know. Mm. It would depend on if he actually has an address for them to send the, uh, for them to send that, uh, piece of paper to or not.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''[talking over Chris]'' Well... you should work on it and find out.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' 'Cause, I mean, if you think he did, he probably did, because that sounds like him.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I-I, well, yeah, I'm trying.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, you should try harder, because I mean isn't that... important to you?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, it is important.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So, you should... probably get on it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I have been on that. I was on that, I was on it earlier when I was checkin' my e-mail as well. Also, yeah, I checked my e-mail also before, uh, after I got back from my walk... and before I went to Final Fantasy 7 I checked my e-mail.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, how long did you walk?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' The usual... usual 'bout... actually, nowadays, with the way I'm walking... I'm walking, jogging a little faster. I get home in 15 to 30 minutes now.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Okay, so you... so you jogged for 15 minutes, or you walked for 15 minutes?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Yeah, I jogged for like... five minutes out of the total time.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''[long pause]'' Okay. Well. ''[sucks teeth]'' Do you ever think that... maybe you should-</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]''</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' -try to film yourself jogging so that maybe I could see your form and give you a few pointers?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, well, I don't know if it would be that easy for me to... well, I mean, it's not like I can actually... hold the camera while I'm jogging. It's like a habit of mine, swinging my arms while I jog. If I had it in my hands while I was filming, I mean... It'd be like, constant motion.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, you're not supposed to let your arms swing down when you're jogging. You're supposed to keep them right by you. You know, like, you can either have your elbows bent a little bit, or keep them by your side.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]'' Yeah... I-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, just to- just set it stationary and jog in front of it for a little bit.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Okay, well, I'll think about... okay, I'll consider it. I'll think about it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''[typing]'' Okay, but don't just be saying that to blow me off.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm not saying that to blow you off. I will seriously consider... doing that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, I just wanted to make sure that you know you're working on stuff. Um... so, um, also, I mean, you know, you haven't done a lot of things that you said you would. Like, there's no old essays on the CWCipedia, anything like that, or, um... a song. ...anything. I mean, maybe you should just do a little bit at a time. Because, I'm ''really'' trying to help you out here, but you've got to help too for you.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. Okay. ...yeah. Yep. Yeah, just, I'm still... yes. So many things and... so many things. Yep. But yeah. I'll get... I'll get some old essays up on the CWCipedia.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, that's good, um...</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I...</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, let me let you go ahead and get to that and I will try to talk to you tomorrow. And definitely check up on that copyright, you don't want someone to steal it right from under your nose.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. ...yeah. I... I... yeah. I'll get right on that. I am right on that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay. Alright. Bye.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'll talk to you later. Stay safe. I- ''[cuts off]''</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font><br />
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[[Category:Liquid Saga]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pregnant_Act&diff=146320Pregnant Act2011-09-05T15:16:58Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>[[File:JuniorMoviePoster.png|thumb|The upcoming blockbuster movie]]<br />
[[File:128747284554.png|thumb|Artist's rendition]]<br />
{{Quote|I'd love it if you made a video where you strapped some pillows under your shirt, or some other kind of weight, and showed yourself enduring the stress of pregnancy. It would be such a romantic gesture!|[[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref>}}<br />
'''Pregnant Act''' is a creepy video [[Chris]] uploaded on 18 [[October 2010]]. The scene begins with what amounts to a [[Chris and reality|biologically impossible]] (on multiple levels) self-impregnation, Chris having received what is presumably [[Jackie]]'s egg cell, which he has fertilized with his own [[navy]]. The 'pregnancy' is given form by padding under Chris's shirt, including the [[Plush Breasts|plush breasts]].<br />
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Having effectively screwed himself, the next scene has Chris on his back, futilely attempting to right himself. Next comes the birthing scene, Chris now pointing the camera at his own crotch, and completing the birth by tossing a [[Li'l Chris|teddy bear]] onto his knees.<br />
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Finally, Chris has his stomach exposed, and the plush breasts stuffed down his [[sports bra]], while he forces the bear to suckle from his mildewed, alkaline, bleach-smelling teat. The "newborn baby" then says its first words. <br />
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Chris removed the video the following day, and uploaded a newly recorded version shortly after.<br />
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The video was inspired by the supposed travails of [[Jackie]]'s aunt and uncle.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref><br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Pregnant Act<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|j7I2QBukJ4Y}}<br />
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Male pregnancy}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}, {{Cwcbra|text}},<br/>{{K-SwissShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2281]]<br />
| next = [[Breast Cancer Awareness]]<br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's female!}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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Oh my god... look at me! Huh! My girlfriend reverse-impregnated me! [[Honor Roll|The egg came out of her, and got into me!]] When we were having sexxxsss... oh my gosh. Goodness... [''camera fumbling then jump cut'']<br />
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Hm. Ugh. Goodness it's difficult to get up these days, with number one in the way. Oof! Little heavy made me fall down. Made me fall down! [''camera fumbling''] Maybe I try... and see if get up. Oop! I fell down again! [''mumbling''] Let me tell you... oof! Ahh! [''grunts, then jump cut'']<br />
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Oh my goodness, it's a big one! [''grunts, strains, and mumbles''] Must watch breath... one two three! [''gasps''] EEeeaaahhhhgh! Ah! [''throws a stuffed bear onto lap''] Well! Congratulate me! I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|female]]! Goodness... wow. [''jump cut'']<br />
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It's baby's open that's right little child. Eat all you want out of there. You eat all you want out of there. [''an electronic toy says "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"''] Ha! First w-her first words! [[30 August 2009|We]] love you too!<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2281]]|nextlink=[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]}}<br />
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==The Remake==<br />
Chris removed the original video on 19 October, and uploaded a new version of the video shortly after. Now with improved lighting, and a more detailed explanation.<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Pregnant Act<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N9XfL8cRoo0}}<br />
| stardate = 19 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Male pregnancy}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = {{VertRedGreenShirt|text}}, {{Cwcbra|text}}<br />
| previous = [[A Public Announcement for Congress]]<br />
| next = [[A Workout]]<br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|Little baby's drinking my breast milk. Yeah you enjoy that don’t ya?}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:ChrisGivingBirth.jpg|thumb|Artist's summary of the video]]<br />
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Oh my goodness [[Chris and English|me look at this]] I had sex with my girlfriend and it backfired on me, can’t believe this. Her egg went inside my [[Duck|dick]] and now it’s- now it’s been in me for like 9 months. <br />
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Engh man I’m gonna get these stretch marks in a little while…ummgh dang. egh [[Obesity|laying down it’s hard for me to get back up again]]. Eeeaauuh, ung ung ung! Ehh! Well that was a major push, hope I didn’t lose it there! Erro here come- aaa ahhh think [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|it’s coming out the butt]]…think it’s coming out the - aaaaa one two three one two three. Engh! Engh! ENNGGHHHHHAAA! <br />
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Well will you look at that, I gave birth to a beautiful baby... girl bear! [''Chris has his shirt pulled up, exposing his muscle bra and pale fish-belly, the bear is pressed up against the plush breasts''] You- no- little baby's drinking my [[Navy|breast milk]]. Yeah you enjoy that don’t ya? My lil- my lil girl.<br />
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[''an electronic toy says "I-I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"''] Hmm...<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
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[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-18]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-18]]<br />
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-18]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=True_and_Loyal_Fanbase&diff=146273True and Loyal Fanbase2011-09-04T16:12:58Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>[[Image:SchuComicFreeBack.jpg|thumb|Spread the word!]]<br />
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{{quote|1000000000+|[[Chris's]] totally accurate and [[Chris and His Ego|unbiased]] estimate of the number of ''Sonichu'' fans, [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|Common Questions, 26 January 2010]].}}<br />
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[[Chris]] constantly refers to his [[trolls|fans]] as his '''True and Loyal Fanbase''' (or [[Speech impediment|"fandase"]]). '''Fun Fact:''' There are no actual [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] fans. Literally none. Let's pretend that looking at the garbage Chris produces is not enough proof to support that statement. Let's pretend the fact that he updates his shit whenever he feels like it, and expects everyone to wait patiently is not enough proof to support that statement. Consider this: If there actually was one, wouldn't we have found out about them by now? <br />
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Nevertheless, in [[Mailbag 48|Mailbag #48]], Chris stated that he believes he has over one billion fans, meaning that roughly one-seventh of the world's population (or over [[Chris and the Internet|half of Internet users]]) has supposedly discovered and grown to love ''Sonichu'' since the comic began back in [[2000]].<br />
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==Personal army==<br />
[[File:ChrisPersonalArmy.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]<br />
Like many individuals who have become notorious on the Internet, Chris believes that he has a sizable fanbase that adores him. Furthermore, he persists in this belief despite the fact that his "fanbase" has repeatedly proven to be comprised exclusively of [[trolls]].<br />
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Chris addresses his supposed supporters whenever he feels they would be most helpful, such as when he needs support in a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] or wants to see a [[Clyde Cash|troll taken care of]], and speaks in the sincere expectation that total strangers will carry out his orders simply because he gave them. This belief was likely reinforced by the backfired trolling attempt during the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], and it's possible that's what drives him to continue acting this way.<br />
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Chris tried to play the personal army game in the aftermath of his [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|12 April 2010 confrontation]] with [[Michael Snyder]]. The related [[Jackie e-mails]] gave us an interesting glance at Chris's perspective on his ability to command his fans, as well as this interesting tidbit:<br />
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{{Quote|Considering after what had transpired, I decided to upload the audio-only video onto my [[YouTube]]. I tried to be nice and peaceful. Now HE (Michale) will have to deal with my [[Trolls]] for his discrimination against me.|Chris, [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#The GAMe PLACe Aftermath: Chris' Version|expressing his belief that trolls will help him.]]}}<br />
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It's currently unclear why Chris believes his trolls would bow to his requests. It's possible he thinks that his trolls are indiscriminately cruel to everyone, and that, if given a target, they would lash out against it without a second thought. Then again, given his sizable [[ego]] and shaky grasp on [[reality]], it's also possible he thinks that trolls will do what he says just because he said it.<br />
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On 17 [[July 2010]] Chris posted a series of [[Twitter|tweets]] (if they can be called that given that Chris boldly defies the definition of microblogging) on his [[Twitter]] account after roughly three months of silence. In typical Chris fashion, he was only doing so not out of care for his fans but to ask for people to give him DLC codes for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', helping to push his agenda along by claiming that he was still working on the ''Sonichu'' comics. This is despite the fact that much of Chris's ''Sonichu'' fanbase had long ago given up hopes for any new pages. Along with e-begging, Chris proceeded to plug his ''ModNation Racers'' creations.<br />
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==Chris's contempt for his fans==<br />
[[Image:Sonichufans.png|thumb|Fans of ''Sonichu'' lining up to get an autograph from Chris.]] <br />
Chris takes his alleged fanbase entirely for granted. When he doesn't want something from them, he ignores them. He is happy to try and extort them, in fact, as when he threatened [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|to withhold his comics unless the ED page was taken down]]. Despite his contemptuous attitude towards them, he assumes that his TRUE and LOYAL fans will keep the [[trolls]] in check. Another example came on [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|27 August 2009]], when Chris implored his fanbase to remove every last video that showed the [[Tour of Chris's House|tour of his house]] after his father found out about it. To this day, mirrors of the two-part video still pop up to mock Chris. <br />
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Despite his belief that his fans adore him, Chris is notoriously inattentive to the sort of things that allow a person to continue having fans. He believes that people love him for his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], and yet his updates are often months apart. His attitude is neatly summed up at the end of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in the message from [[Things Chris has ripped off|Marvey Blaziken]]. Chris wants the adulation that goes along with being a popular [[art]]ist, but he thinks that he ought to receive it in exchange for whatever amount of effort he feels like putting forth. Which, Chris being Chris, isn't very much at all.<br />
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Chris refuses to take responsibility for his output or lack thereof, blaming any troubles on [[stress]] caused by the trolls. In a sense, because he expects his fans to take care of the trolls for him, he's blaming them for the fact that he can't keep updates regular. He also shows his fans contempt by having the radio on in the background during fan chats over [[Mumble]]<ref>[[Mumble 1|Mumble #1]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3.5|Mumble #3.5]]</ref> and giving extremely short, often rude, responses to lengthy, innocent questions in the [[Mailbag]].<br />
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As his ego has swollen over the years, Chris seems to have come to believe he can control what his fans do with their lives. In [[Down with asperchu|a video from January 2010]], Chris told his fans to never read an issue of ''[[Asperchu]]'' because "there are no LINKS" to Chris's works. He later went so far as to try and [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwash]] his followers into hating what he viewed as a rival comic.<br />
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==Chris turns on his fans==<br />
In [[March 2010]], after a troll interfered in Chris's pursuit of [[The Wallflower]], Chris took to his [[CWC Blog|blog]] and attacked his fans along with the trolls, accusing them of breaking up his quest for true love out of a selfish desire to consume more of his comics. "You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to be," he declared, "[[Chris and hypocrisy|so self-absorbed in yourselves]], [[Snorlax|spoiled]], and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and [[Chris and art|art]] MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug [[Chris and money|greedy]], [[Chris and anger|impatient]], [[Sarah Hammer|un]][[Megan|lov]][[The Wallflower|ed]] and corrupted people."<br />
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He also claimed to tire of trying to please the "millions" of fans he has. Instead, he explained that he only wants to please "[[Chris|the local few around me]] who I truly and deeply care about." What this could mean is a number of things. The biggest thing he feels they have done is trolled him just as badly as the trolls themselves just to get his comics. Thus, he feels that they share equal blame with the trolls just because he doesn't want to spend time working on his comic.<br />
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This might have represented a valuable moment of clarity on Chris's part. He may have managed to discover, however inadvertently, that all his comic really accomplishes is to draw unwelcome attention to him.<br />
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Unsurprisingly, Chris soon forgot all about this and went back to assuming command over his personal army, directing them to [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|harass a manager]] for not letting him back into a store.<br />
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==List of fans who aren't trolls==<br />
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif]]<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Chris and his Ego]]<br />
* [[Chris and hypocrisy]]<br />
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[[Category:People]]<br />
[[Category:CWC-isms]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_edits_to_the_CWCki&diff=146266List of Chris's edits to the CWCki2011-09-04T12:51:42Z<p>Radishchu: 'imitate' was misspelled in a sentence decrying poor spelling. How embarrassing.</p>
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<div>[[Image:chrisshotweb.jpg|thumb|right|Summary of the incident.]]<br />
After Chris discovered the [[CWCki]] in [[March 2010]], he [[Cwc_blog#14 March 2010|demanded]] that pages related to his family and [[Gal-Pal]]s be removed, giving two deadlines. Around midnight on [[April 2010|1 April]], past the second deadline, he decided to attack CWCki, signing up as [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]]. In true CWC style, his [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|vandalism]] was [[fail|less than impressive]]. In fact, due to the fact that he made them on April Fools' Day, many users just assumed that it was an elaborate and lulzy prank on the part of the administrators. But no, it was f'real. Christian's posts were aimed at altering the articles he vandalized to make the CWCKi seem to be praising him. As usual Chris's [[Chris and English|tenuous grasp of grammar]] made his edits stand out like a sore thumb. Chris later returned under the guise of [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]], making several posts from 5 [[May 2010]] to 13 [[July 2010]].<br />
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Although Chris originally demanded that the CWCki's administrators only edit or remove pages related to his friends and family, it is perhaps telling that when he finally set himself to actively vandalizing the site, he ignored those pages, choosing instead to make edits [[Chris and his Ego|glorifying himself]]. <br />
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Listed below are all of Chris's edits made on both his accounts, unedited by trolls and exactly as he originally wrote them. Exception is made for headings, which in the quoteboxes where Chris put a heading is replaced with '''bold text'''.<br />
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==GodofThunderGodofWar==<br />
===1 April, 12:35===<br />
His first action was to edit the Did You Know? column, removing the majority of the factoids while adding a few of his own, most of which were merely rewrites of existing comments.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
*...This webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?<br />
*...that Christian Chandler ALWAYS IS the mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br />
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are not to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?<br />
*...that Chris buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?<br />
*...that Chris has been recording himself as early as [[10th grade]]?<br />
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The following comments however, were left untouched.<br />
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*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br />
*...that [[Chris]]'s sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?<br />
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris.27s_antics|Level Up King]]?<br />
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br />
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? <br />
:*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[E-Mail My Heart]''?*<br />
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br />
}}<br />
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The unaltered DYK factoids were probably left alone because Chris failed to [[autism|notice the sarcasm]] in the comments and mistook them for compliments. [[Naive|On a troll site]]. It should also be noted that the comment about Pixelblocks was also untouched, save for Chris adding the word "not" in the middle. It was likely he perceived it to be a spelling mistake and decided to correct it, even though the word "neither" instead of "either" later in the sentence makes Chris's edit ''adding'' a mistake instead. The broken "10th grade" link was also caused by Chris, as the original version of this factoid linked to the [[Song of Christian]] instead.<br />
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<small>*Altered for this article. This normally links to a [[Youtube]] video, but external links mess with the quotebox.</small><br />
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===1 April, 12:42===<br />
He then changed the Article of the Now from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] to himself.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
[[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|200px|lolwut.]]<br />
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgin]], Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a [[brilliant]] character, starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife.<br />
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Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.<br />
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This edit is stands as perhaps the most condensed essence of Christian to ever emerge in pseudo-paragraph format. Between the utter butchery of the English language, blatant ego stroking, and unintentional creepiness ("Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter") Christian pretty much manages to sum up what legions of trolls have spent nearly half a decade trying to record for the world. Also note that, while on a website dedicated to trolling him, he still attempts to insert links to other parts of the wiki. In all likelihood, Chris planned to vandalize these elements as well but stopped due to [[stress]]. In the original edit, the link "brilliant" instead linked to the [[Fail]] page. Much like the 10th Grade example above, Chris removed this part and created a redlink where there wasn't one before.<br />
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===1 April, 12:44===<br />
A couple of minutes after, he made the infamous [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] the Picture of the Now.<br />
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{{quotebox|[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|300px|left|lolwut?]]<br />
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A recently leaked image shows an illustration by [[Chris]] having [[Sweet, Sweet Sex]] with three young women, including a white one, a black one, and one in-between.Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D}}<br />
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Not much needs saying here. Chris chose the image and added some [[random access humor]]. Why this image? Nobody knows. Also, the red link this time was actually put in entirely by Chris himself, rather than being another unintentional mistake. Why he thought the CWCki would have a page on "Sweet, Sweet Sex" is anyone's guess.<br />
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==JenkinsJinkies==<br />
===5 May, 01:08===<br />
In his first edit on the new account, Chris commented on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|the hacking]] of the [[PS3]], saying the supposed bug was just an antenna. However, later that day he tore out the antenna anyway, just to be safe.<ref>[[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]</ref><br />
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'''Dude, Really? That's an Antenna'''<br />
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I trolled around and found it. http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html --[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 01:08, 5 May 2010 (UTC)}}<br />
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===8 May, 03:09 - 03:16===<br />
Chris then turned to the [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]], clarifying that his ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' add-on pack was not bought by the trolls who took over his [[PSN]], but his ''[[Wikipedia:Killzone_2|Killzone 2]]'' pack was.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88589 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref> He also said that the ''[[wikipedia:Downfall (film)|Downfall]]'' he bought was a movie, not a video game,<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_game_downloads&action=historysubmit&diff=88592&oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref> and removed a slanderous mockery that implied that his [[duck]] was small.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref><br />
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===3 July, 16:02 - 16:25===<br />
Chris created the bizzare [[Coffee Place]] article, quoted below, in which he ranted about [[Amanda]], a part-time [[manajerk]], who wouldn't give Chris a ''[[Wikipedia:The Twilight Saga: Eclipse|The Twilight Saga: Eclipse]]'' Sweepstake token because he only bought a $1.09 ice cream. <br />
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{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
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[[Image:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|A view of the counter where behind which has its own Troublemakers.]]<br />
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'''Coffee Anyone?'''<br />
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Within this single fast-food joint of the small town of Ruckersville, VA, Bobby goes for a morning coffee and breakfast most days of the week. Sadly, though, on some of those days, along with other seinor citizens who have been going there for years for their own "Early Bird Specials", they get harassed by one or two of the snot-nosed, snooty employees.<br />
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One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time [[Manajerks]] who gives her elders the coldest of shoulders. Even with the recent Twilight sweepstakes, one or two of these folks who have enjoyed the Medium Icees for a single dollar and nine cents during their limited-time promotion and received the cups with the game pieces on them, Amanda recently decided that "One Dollar is TOO LITTLE for a Piece of the Sweepstakes Action."<br />
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Amanda also really Opens Up for the Black People; she would be most friendly to any of the black people. Uncle Ruckus would really kick the shit out of the bitch for not treating us white people with good kindness and respect. All of the seinors who loyally come in for their daily morning bread would just itch for the chance to smack her ass and crack her [[china]] in due respect to the harassment she has butthurt unto them.<br />
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'''Amanda'''<br />
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Not much else is known about Amanda at the moment, but the seinors have heard that she is a mother of two (probably get a daily butthurt from her every night). She is also assumed to be still married. I feel really sorry for the dude who has put up with that woman for the amount of time they've been married.<br />
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'''More Coffee Goodness'''<br />
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It has been reported that Chrissy has been sighted there, but no photographs has been taken, aside from the one above, of him inside the restaurant.<br />
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Photographic evidence should be sent to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Also, feel free to show off to everyone around you at the time the fresh Gay Trucker Photographs are taken. Users will be greatly rewarded with [[china]] and/or [[pickle|pickles]]!<br />
}}<br />
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This edit was the first time Chris began to make his presence known. All edits up until now under the JenkinsJinkies name were subtle. Here the subtlety ends. Chris made it obvious that it was him right from the start, from both his [[Chris and English|poor spelling]], (very few people are stupid enough to [[Merried Seinor Comic|spell "senior" as "seinor"]]), and his poor attempt to imitate what he believes [[trolls]] are like. For one thing he obviously believes trolls to be [[Chris and race|racist]], so he goes off on a tangent about black people halfway through, and he believes all trolls to have [[Chris and sex|sexual issues]], so he acts like an outright misogynist for the last paragraph. He also tried to use troll slang in the article, such as the word "butthurt", but he somehow managed to [[Honor roll|use it as a verb]]. Chris also updated the [[Template:Places|places template]] accordingly to link to his new article.<br />
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===3 July, 20:16===<br />
After CWCkians later arrived and saw that some faggot had put up a shitty article with no citations or real evidence of anything happening, they assumed a troll pretending to be Chris, or else a [[Chris|really stupid person]], and put up a deletion template. Chris noticed and leapt to the article's defense on the talk page with this textwall.<br />
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'''Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama.'''<br />
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My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.<br />
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Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.<br />
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I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.<br />
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Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.<br />
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But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.<br />
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Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.<br />
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For the LULZ!!!!<br />
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--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
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Here, Chris established his troll backstory and continued to try and act as close to what he believed a troll to be like as possible, this time playing the part of a [[BlueSpike|sadist]] who hates Chris because he's [[Autistic|special]] who was [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|bullied at school]] and had [[Bob Chandler|daddy issues]]. Because that's totally what real trolls are like.<br />
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===11 July, 19:43 - 12 July, 08:05===<br />
In response to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] leaving Chris a message on his user talk page, asking him for his details so he could send him his reward for providing them with information, Chris posted this strange rambling.<br />
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Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.<br />
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That's all the info I got of [[Amanda]]; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.<br />
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Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the [[Hooker incident]], I'm wondering from which luscious company or group [[Bryan Bash]] the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D<br />
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Thank you for your support, [[User:Clydec|Clydec]]; you're awesome.<br />
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--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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The main focus of the message here seems to be establishing more troll backstory, giving excuses as to why he couldn't give Clyde his details, and dropping as many troll buzzwords as possible, like "[[4chan|Annon]]" and "[[Laughs Under Lucricities|LULZ]]". He also inquires about the hookers sent to his house by Bryan Bash, likely so he can take advantage of their services to get rid of his hated [[virgin with rage|virginity]]. Also notice how even when he's deep undercover as a Chris-hating troll, he still feels the need to bolster his own [[ego]], claiming to be genuinely afraid of Chris; something no-one other than Chris himself could ever seriously consider anything other than a joke.<br />
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When Clyde appropriatly pointed out that being afraid of Chris indicated Jenkins was a pussy, Chris replied with;<br />
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Firstly, I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper. Second, I saw those videos; he is still a curiously impulsive individual. It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous. While you may see him as a weak fuck, I see a crazy man who will likely strike at any given moment.<br />
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During the time now, I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike. He may be only waiting and plotting for the day when he may hunt us down, one by one. We can only hope that day will never come.<br />
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--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 07:05, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Again, despite being undercover as a troll, Chris spends time trying to convince [[Clyde Cash]] and the others that he is really [[I AM STRONG|strong]], [[Honor roll|intelligent]] and will [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|probably kill them all]]. Again, things that only Chris could ever seriously believe. Also, add "wild as a serial raper" to the list of memorable Chris-Chan quotes.<br />
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===13 July, 22:24===<br />
And of course, where would we be without a little advertising? Even while pretending to be a troll, Chris still [[Chris and his Ego|couldn't resist]] breaking cover yet again to advertise his ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' beta tracks.<br />
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'''He has his Beta Track Up'''<br />
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As well as some actually neatly recreated Hot Wheels vehicles. He locked a couple of them; the manchild must have Favorited those TWO cars from his collection. LOL His track is lengthy, and confusing, but I managed to run some laps on it. And he added a good version of the Park with a fountain, and a Beach.<br />
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Download his Beta Cwcville Track for the laughs of using the defaulted Beta Tools.--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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This was Chris's last edit made to the CWCki before he then signed up for [[Trollin Train]], as part of a scheme by Clyde and [[Surfshack Tito]] to trick him into destroying his [[PS3]], a mission ending in [[The MovingForward videos|great success]]. All further JenkinsJinkies dumbfuckery is documented on the [[Trollin Train]] page.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br />
*[[CWCki]]<br />
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]<br />
*[[Coffee Place]]<br />
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[[Category:Lists]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath&diff=142056Bob Walks In Aftermath2011-07-22T22:24:17Z<p>Radishchu: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>[[category:Phone calls]]<br />
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[[Chris]]'s conversation with[[ Julie]], after [[Bob]] cut down the internet. Julie is inaudible throughout.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
Hello Julie. Now listen, you have to talk to me, I'm calling you from my [[PSP]]. It does not accept typed feedback.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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Yeah, sorry about that my dad just- my dad- you're right, I should have answered the phone. My dad got some ca- calls from a troll, claiming that I was going to commit suicide on [[YouTube]].<br />
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[''Brief pause, sigh''] That bastard. At least I still have my PSP so I can call you on that. My dad shut down the [[computer]] and he doesn't want me back on there.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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Yeah, I still got my [[PS3]], and the wifi, and my PSP. So between them I'm o- between them I'm okay. But I can, uh, if you want- uh want us to do, uh, if you want us to do like, our cybersex we're definitely going to have to go audio. Audio only no- I, yeah so- what's that? Yeah that's gonna take awhile. Cuz he's not- you should see- he's old, and he doesn't take things as easily as, uh the younger generation can. I also- I also had like a chat window set up in the PS3, just after father interrupted and I sent you a chat invite. But then I remembered- then I remembered just the PSN on my PSP, so I got you on here.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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Yeah. He just said "Just leave me alone." Next to go- (???) Then I'll wake my mother up, but uh, he woke her up, and then she came upstairs, just after I had opened the chat window on my PS3, and uh... I basically describe to her what I was doing without saying "[[mass debating|masturbation]]" or "cybersex".<br />
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[''Brief pause'']<br />
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Only my- only my mother knows about it. And she has this- she has this thing in her mind against, uh, she has this thing in her mind against being able to believe people- people over the internet and falling in love with them so easily. Yeah, so I don't say- so that's why I didn't say anything about that to her at this time. Even though she would have been- she would have been open-minded about it since I have told her previously about my masturbation.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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I told my mother about you, yeah.<br />
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[''Brief pause'']<br />
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She says she'll believe it when she sees you in person.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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And I think she...<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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Yeah. Yeah [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] or some other troll but more likely Clyde.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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I don't know, I do not answer the phone but my mom said that she heard the voice before on the telephone. Cuz, she must have picked it up at one time. And she said that she had heard the voice before. But then my father picked it up, then you know what happened.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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[''Sigh''] Yeah he's just real mad. He gets riled up very easily in the nighttime.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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What am I gonna do now? Hmmm. Well pretty much now, my erection has been undone (???) and I'm not feeling in the mood for it right now, but you know hey, on the bright side, we still have Sunday Valentines Day Date in LittleBig- in [[LittleBigPlanet]].<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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What. Yeah. Maybe we can chat on the PSN or through Skype through my PSP here. Cuz I'm not sure on this, the time anyway. I just mean it causes stress, I mean- you know I was feeling so elated and father came in and made me feel embarrassed and got me all keyed up with stress.<br />
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[''Long Pause'']<br />
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Hmm. I'm not sure how to explain it to him, cuz I never told him about my masturbation.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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And he's not very- he's not as open-minded as my mother is about the subject.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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Mmm. So, I think, uhh, you know that at this point if you are cybersex through audio only you either through the PSN or Skype right here.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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Your brother doesn't like to- your brother doesn't like to hear your erotic moaning?<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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H-He told you that?<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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Oh.<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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Ohhhh.<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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Hmm.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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Oh.<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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I see.<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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Hmm.<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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No. I nev-never thought that would've crossed my mind.<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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I mean- I mean uhh...<br />
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[''Brief Pause''] <br />
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I-I would say for most men that, uhh...<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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Well, still, I mean they'd say (???) conditions myself, but...<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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You know, I'd rather this went on until Mumble or whatever (???) <br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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Fo-For sure. Then the- Then I don't make an assumption. Yeah, cuz I just, well, I just don't make an assumption off the bat about the orientation.<br />
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[''Pauses and sighs, followed by another brief pause'']<br />
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[''Chris makes some strange noises. It almost sounds like he's moaning'']<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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So.<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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Hmm. Uh, y-y-so, y-so (???), so if he ever did talk to you about your erotic moaning, so-<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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Y-y-so you didn't really talk to your brother about you doing that with me?<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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And that we were in love.<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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You didn't talk to him?<br />
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[''Long Pause'']<br />
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Alright.<br />
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[''Attempts to talk, sighs'']<br />
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Okay. <br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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Alright, so- alright, so, uh, let me do that in the what?<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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Oh, in this house.<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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Hmm. Well, you know what? You know that I have (???) watch a romantic comedy where the older- where there's, like, an older brother and a younger sister going out with this guy. Something like that. I'm sure they made a romantic comedy about that.<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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And, uh, like you know, we can watch that and see how we better(?) and an adventure if he, like, accepts it... Mmm, I'm thinking that he's probably in, uh, denial on that road to give you up seriously to me just yet. He still hasn't accepted that thoroughly. That's what I think, anyway. Yeah?<br />
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[''Pause'']<br />
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Hey, I still love you. You're coming to visit me at least, right?<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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Mmmkay.<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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Help me search for a job. Oh yeah, I'm having, uh, actually I'm searching for volunteer work that pays, and I'm having [[Rocky]] help me with that. I called her the other day and told her that I put more effort into that for me. And, uh, I'm doing my part as well. I'm searching(???) these magazines, like, uh, The Hook.<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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(???) News magazine, newsletter. You know, it's not newspaper, but it's printed on such paper, and it's usually distributed for free? You probably have something, like- You probably have something like that in your state, yeah?<br />
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[''Brief Pause'']<br />
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I love you, too. Ich bin [[homo|schwul]], Julie. I will never forget that. Ich bin schwul, Julie. Ich bin schwul. Ich bin schwul with my heart. All right.<br />
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[''Makes several kissing noises until the tape abruptly ends'']<br />
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[[Category: Julie Saga]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7&diff=131505Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 72011-01-09T01:16:49Z<p>Radishchu: /* Video */</p>
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<div>'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7''' is the seventh of the available phone conversations between [[Chris]] and Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]]. It took place on 08 February 2010. They discuss the locking of the [[CWCipedia]] on 6 February 2010, as well as Chris's [[5_February_2010|apology video]] from the previous day.<br />
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The conversation is extremely one-sided, with many long pauses and silences following Alec's comments. Chris has very little to say except when goaded, and even then his answers are sullen and short. While Alec makes a dogged attempt to reason with him, he fails.<br />
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==Summary==<br />
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As the conversation begins, Chris is predictably unhappy about the locking of the CWCipedia to edits. Supposedly, he was planning to get back to answering [[Mailbag]] entries after a long period of computer trouble.<br />
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Alec presses Chris on the subject of doing away with his infringing character [[Simonla]] and publishing a written apology to [[Evan]] in the pages of his comic. Chris is obviously resistant, and indeed admitted in a [[9_February_2010|later video]] that he [[Lie|never intended]] to give up Simonla.<br />
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The topic then moves to Chris's [[I_am_Alive|second apology video]]. Alec argues that Chris was merely going through the motions and didn't actually understand or care about what he was apologizing for. Chris lamely attempts to claim otherwise, but it's obvious that Alec is correct. At around this point in the conversation, Chris becomes increasingly withdrawn and doesn't seem to be listening to much of what Alec has to say.<br />
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Alec rouses Chris briefly by challenging him on his misconception of what the term "[[biological clock]]" actually means. He also gets a reaction by claiming that Chris doesn't actually care about his comic. In response, Chris blames his broken-down computer for his failure to publish more pages and updates. Apparently, it was disabled by a power surge for a few days in early February. When Alec points out that Chris could easily have spent some of his [[List of Chris's games|video game budget]] on a more reliable computer, Chris has no response.<br />
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The conversation finally ends when Alec lays into Chris for the massive amount of time he flushes away on games and flailing around at invisible enemies on the internet. When Alec attempts to dish out some valuable advice regarding Chris's total waste of his life, Chris hangs up.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]<br />
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]<br />
| previous = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]]<br />
| next = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Hello?</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Hey, Chris, it's Alec.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Hello, Alec.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': How are you? You're good?</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I'm doing okay, I'm doing okay.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Cool, cool. Ah, just calling to see how things are going with...well, I know that Evan went forward with freezing the CWCipedia on you.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Yeah.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Yeah. So, uh...what are you thinking about that?</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': What am I thinking about that? I can't edit it, I can't edit squat!</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Well...</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I was gonna answer some more Mailbag letters!</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Well...</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I finally got my [[Computers|PC]] back and running after a weekend of not having it after a power fail- after a power failure. [''[[sigh]]'']</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Well, you know, um, I think the thing here is you did kinda drop the ball on getting the pages up, you know, as quick as possible.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I am gonna get the pages up, and Simonla will be, Simonla will be killed.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Um, well, that's good, I'm just...you know, Evan, he got kinda impatient, because he was waiting a long time for this. I talked to him about it, but he's, he wasn't keen to move on it. He just wanted to. Do you have them finished? The Simonla death page and the apology page?</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': And I'll, and I'll have them, I'll have them upload...either tomorrow or Wednesday, whenever the thing is un-frozen.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': I think Evan wants you to show them to him first, just to make sure they're good.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': [''heavy sigh'']</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Well, you know, can you blame him? He just wants to see the product before he un-freezes the site. 'Cause if it's not what he wants then he's going to re-freeze the site, and that's a hassle for him. He's gotta make sure you're good on your word.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Yeah. Alright, yeah. I'll, I'll send them to him, I have them sent to him tomorrow.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Alright. Well, you know, that's between you and Evan. I'm going to, I'm gonna go ahead and say that I'm just not satisfied with your apology video, and I don't think I'll be asking you to make another, because it's...it's become apparent to me that...I don't think you really even understand what you did wrong. 'Cause that video, well, first of all, the call last time, you were just aching to get off the phone with me. You were just trying to hurry the call along. And then the video, you just read off a list. It was rather apparent that you didn't put any thought into why I wanted you to say those things at all. And that was really the point, Chris, it wasn't about getting you to read things off a list, it was about getting you to...</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': [''interrupting''] Well, I mean, yeah, actually I did, actually I did get the point behind everything.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': There was even less emotion in your voice in that video than there is normally, when you apologize for something. I mean I've seen apology videos you made before and they're all pretty lackluster, but this one was just like a slap in the face. You didn't say Sonichu was a failing franchise, either. That was part of my list. Sonichu can't make money. And you said you would say it, but you didn't. You know, you weren't actually sorry. You said those things that I asked you to say because you thought that reading them off a list would get my ads off of your site. I took my ads off your site for the moment, just because I don't really want Asperchu associated with your perennial legal troubles, but if you do get CWCipedia back up, then my ads are going back, because I'm not satisfied. That's if you get it up, Chris, because as far as I can tell you don't really even care about Sonichu that much.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Oh yes I do!</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Well...</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I have to [''garbled''] in the pages.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Chris, I warned you numerous times, over the past several weeks, that someone was targeting you for a lawsuit over problems you were causing with Sonichu. If I was warned that someone was targeting me for a lawsuit, and they had grounds to sue me, I would deal with it right away. I would drop what I was doing. I mean, you had time, Chris. You had all the time in the world.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Hmm.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Doesn't that seem reasonable to you? You don't go to school. You don't have a job. You know, I asked you what your day was like, last time I talked to you, and you said that you were sleeping in 'til eleven in the morning. I mean, eleven, Chris? That's ridiculous. I would kill to be able to sleep in all day. I have to get up early every day because I have things that I need to do. I mean, you could have slept in 'til ten instead and then used the extra hour to make the apology page, or make an apology video, or both.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Some days...</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': I mean, I don't understand what this whole "biological clock" thing is that you keep falling back on. Are you even listening to me right now? You weren't listening last time. I think you said in... </font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': You know what, look it up, do you know what, look it up on Wikipedia.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Look up what?</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Biological, biological clock!</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Biological clock?</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Now I'm...</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': "Biological clock" is a phrase that women usually use to their most fertile reproductive years. I really have no reason, no understanding of why you would apply that to yourself.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': It means, it, it reference to, to sleeping schedule.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': [''sigh of his own''] You know, I don't have problems with sleeping, any sleeping schedule. I think maybe, I think, you know, what happens with a lot of people when they have absolutely nothing to do with their days, that's when their sleep schedule gets messed up. See, I have a routine, I have to go to work, and I have to go to school, and I work on my comic because I care about my comic. You don't have a job or school and you don't care about your comic, therefore your body...</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I actually do, I actually do care about my stuff! I care about my stuff!</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Your actions say otherwise. You know, you don't upload any pages, how many times have I told you, you have to start uploading pages? Not just when I wanted you to make the apology page, I just mean in general. But you don't, you didn't listen.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Well, I have been working on the pages, and I will be uploading them as soon as the thing gets un-frozen! And I had to go through my, without a PC the past weekend, because I was on a power failure!</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Power failure?</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Yeah!</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Like the power was knocked out all weekend? That doesn't stop you from drawing...</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': It was actually knocked out, it was actually knocked out for about 40 minutes, but then it took me a lot longer for me to get my computer back up and running.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Um, I have blackouts on occasion and my computer shuts off, and then when the power comes on I just press the power button. My computer comes back up in a minute.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': You know, for me, it can't, it, it came, I tried powering back on and then, and then the farthest it had gotten was just the introductory HP Pavilion blue screen. And then it would go into looking like one of those color bars where the station's not broadcasting.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': So what you're saying is you don't take care of the equipment that you need to do your comic.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I admit I need a new computer.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Why can't you buy one? I've seen...</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I can't afford one right now.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': I've seen videos of you in your room, you've got a fancy, you've got like a 40-inch HDTV in there, you've got your PlayStation 3, you've got a wall full of video games, but you can't afford a basic computer? Nothing fancy, costs maybe a couple hundred bucks. I could go buy myself 10 new computers right now if I wanted. Good computers. I wouldn't do it because I save my money, but the fact that I'm capable is proof of that. How many video games do you own that you don't play, Chris?</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I play all my games in, within my lifetime, for your information.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': How many of them do you currently play? I've played a lot of games in my lifetime, but I own very few right now, because as soon as I'm done with them I usually sell them. You sure have a lot of time on your hands, Chris, to play all those games, for that matter. I've never come close to owning as many games as you have. Chris, how many hours a week do you spend on video games right now?</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': [''heavy sigh''] I dunno, I'd say about...maybe two or four a day?</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': That's an awful lot of time to be spending on video games per day. And that is time that you could be using on your comic, if you cared about your comic, but obviously you care more about video games.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I do care about my comic, it's just I have, it's just I use that, it's actually between drawing, drawing page, between drawing and coloring.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': But you could use that video game time to upload them. And you never did that.</font><BR><br />
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Oh yes I do!</font><BR><br />
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': How many days have you missed since you promised you would upload two pages a day? You don't care. Your actions say that you don't care. Actions speak louder than words, Chris. I don't even consider you competition anymore, do you know that? Because you, you obviously, my competition are artists who actually care about their work, and you play video games all day. And then you sleep in, because you have nothing to do. And then you, when you do actually take time to do something, you don't actually work on your comic, you just attack me. And then when I'm nice to you, you continue to attack me. And then when I get mad and yell at you, you back down right away, because you can't stand up in a fight. And then when I'm nice again, because I think to myself, "I don't wanna keep yelling, because I'm not that kind of person," then you become disrespectful again. Do you have anything to say, Chris?</font><br />
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[''total silence'']<br />
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<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': He hung up.</font><br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?yc23t2ynqx2 The original audio]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y80N40s3JmA The Call on Youtube]<br />
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[[Category:Phone calls]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7&diff=131504Talk:Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 72011-01-09T01:15:15Z<p>Radishchu: /* Video */</p>
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<div>==Chris Hangs Up==<br />
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Y'know, this is the third time Chris has actually hung up on someone when the going gets tough. He did it during the call with Kacey and Liquid, he did it during the third call with Jack Thaddeus and he does it here. He would have done it with Matt, but it's obvious the only reason he didn't was because it was Kacey's father and, thus, wanted to win his favor.<br />
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I think this needs to be mentioned somewhere, perhaps the [[Stress]] page or something.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:39, 10 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Pretending to be his mom so he could leave might count, too. I'd say that Chris has to be threatened in some way to continue a conversation he doesn't like. For example, with BlueSpike he had his PSN and Julie on the line and in some of Alec's conversations he had to comply to get the ads removed. Once they were gone, he was free to hang up at will. I'd have loved to hear the rest of the Father Call, that was epic. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 01:10, 11 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Video==<br />
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It starts on part two at the moment. Might be worth changing it to start at the very beginning. Seems like a very good place to start.<br />
--[[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]] 17:15, 8 January 2011 (PST)</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7&diff=131503Talk:Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 72011-01-09T01:14:59Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>==Chris Hangs Up==<br />
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Y'know, this is the third time Chris has actually hung up on someone when the going gets tough. He did it during the call with Kacey and Liquid, he did it during the third call with Jack Thaddeus and he does it here. He would have done it with Matt, but it's obvious the only reason he didn't was because it was Kacey's father and, thus, wanted to win his favor.<br />
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I think this needs to be mentioned somewhere, perhaps the [[Stress]] page or something.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:39, 10 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Pretending to be his mom so he could leave might count, too. I'd say that Chris has to be threatened in some way to continue a conversation he doesn't like. For example, with BlueSpike he had his PSN and Julie on the line and in some of Alec's conversations he had to comply to get the ads removed. Once they were gone, he was free to hang up at will. I'd have loved to hear the rest of the Father Call, that was epic. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 01:10, 11 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Video==<br />
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It starts on part two at the moment. Might be worth changing it to start at the very beginning. Seems like a very good place to start.</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Li%27l_Chris&diff=121089Li'l Chris2010-10-21T20:14:34Z<p>Radishchu: /* See Also */</p>
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<div>[[Image:LilChris.jpg|thumb|right|He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except he wishes he were dead.]] <br />
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'''Li'l Chris''' is [[Chris]]'s stuffed teddy bear. Created at the "Create-A-Care Workshop" (He probably meant "[[Wikipedia:Build-A-Bear Workshop|Build-A-Bear Workshop]]"). Likely not given much love or attention anymore, as Li'l Chris is an [[Niggo|individual of a darker color]]... or so we thought. As it turns out, he has lately been receiving ''all too much'' [[Pregnant Act|love and attention.]] The first Build-a-Bear Workshop was built in 1997 in Missouri, which means that [[Fail|Chris was in high school when he made the bear.]]<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]<br />
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]<br />
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{{Stub}}<br />
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{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]<br />
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Li%27l_Chris&diff=121088Li'l Chris2010-10-21T20:14:10Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>[[Image:LilChris.jpg|thumb|right|He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except he wishes he were dead.]] <br />
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'''Li'l Chris''' is [[Chris]]'s stuffed teddy bear. Created at the "Create-A-Care Workshop" (He probably meant "[[Wikipedia:Build-A-Bear Workshop|Build-A-Bear Workshop]]"). Likely not given much love or attention anymore, as Li'l Chris is an [[Niggo|individual of a darker color]]... or so we thought. As it turns out, he has lately been receiving ''all too much'' [[Pregnant Act|love and attention.]] The first Build-a-Bear Workshop was built in 1997 in Missouri, which means that [[Fail|Chris was in high school when he made the bear.]]<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]<br />
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]<br />
*[[Pregnant Act]]<br />
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{{Stub}}<br />
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{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]<br />
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118574100 22702010-10-09T21:34:17Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>'''100 2270''' is the third of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In it, he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a strange, nasal voice in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his assumed, [[South Park|Eric Cartman]]-like accent makes the problem even worse.<br />
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Chris appears to randomly switch impersonations to one of [[Liquid Chris]] about midway through the video without changing his voice at all. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?<br />
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Chris also claims Alec Benson Liquid is from [[Wikipedia:Philadelphia, PA|Philadelphia, PA]], and seems to base this on a phone call he received from a Blockbuster video location. However, neither Alec nor Liquid live in the vicinity.<br />
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Chris continues the trend of using construction paper props, making a facsimile of the [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" clown shirt]]. (Why he does this instead of actually wearing that shirt is unknown.) The [[Asperchu Medallion]] makes a reappearance in this video.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2270<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2269]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcription ===<br />
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''[Chris's face is partially obscured by darkness due to the lighting in his room. A large piece of cardboard with horizontal orange and grey stripes covers most of his chest. The Asperchu medallion is visible around his neck.]''<br />
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''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philadelphia! I was born in Philadelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of myself! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, ''[grabs Asperchu medallion]'' I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], ''[mimes drawing]'' I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual images in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put [[Sonichu_10#Forgiveness....3F|gore all over the floor]]- gore and blood all over the place, ''[flails arms and shifts from foot to foot]'' I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! <br />
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''[pauses for breath]''<br />
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Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philadelphia, I also have girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], ''[more arm-flailing]'' except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philadelphia! Now I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philadelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.<br />
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Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br />
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''[Pause]''<br />
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[[Britney Spears|Hey baby hit me one more time!]] I done it from my head! Bye now!<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[100 2267]]<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118499100 22702010-10-08T13:05:02Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>'''100 2270''' is the third of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In it, he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a strange, nasal voice in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his assumed, [[South Park|Eric Cartman]]-like accent does nothing to aid his insults.<br />
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Chris appears to randomly switch impersonations to one of [[Liquid Chris]] about midway through the video without changing his voice at all. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?<br />
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Chris also claims Alec Benson Liquid is from [[Wikipedia:Philadelphia, PA|Philadelphia, PA]], and seems to base this on a phone call he received from a Blockbuster video location. However, neither Alec nor Liquid live in the vicinity.<br />
<br />
Chris continues the trend of using construction paper props, making a facsimile of the [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" clown shirt]]. (Why he does this instead of actually wearing that shirt is unknown.) The [[Asperchu Medallion]] makes a reappearance in this video.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2270<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2269]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcription ===<br />
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''[Chris's face is partially obscured by darkness due to the lighting in his room. A large piece of cardboard with horizontal orange and grey stripes covers most of his chest. The Asperchu medallion is visible around his neck.]''<br />
<br />
''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philadelphia! I was born in Philadelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of myself! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, ''[grabs Asperchu medallion]'' I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], ''[mimes drawing]'' I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual images in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, ''[flails arms and shifts from foot to foot]'' I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! <br />
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''[pauses for breath]''<br />
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Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philadelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], ''[more arm-flailing]'' except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philadelphia! Now I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philadelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.<br />
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Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br />
<br />
''[Pause]''<br />
<br />
[[Britney Spears|Hey baby hit me one more time!]] I done it from my head! Bye now!<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[100 2267]]<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radishchu&diff=118404User:Radishchu2010-10-08T00:01:17Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>{{Britfag}}<br />
{{Eurofag}}<br />
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At once disgusted, intruigued, infuriated, elated, depressed and baffled by this site and all that it chronicles. As I'm sure we all are.</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radishchu&diff=118402User:Radishchu2010-10-08T00:00:50Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>At once disgusted, intruigued, infuriated, elated, depressed and baffled by this site and all that it chronicles. As I'm sure we all are.<br />
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{{Britfag}}<br />
{{Eurofag}}</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2267&diff=118397100 22672010-10-07T23:52:42Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>'''100 2267''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In this video Chris decides to insult [[Clyde Cash]] by making an overblown impression of him and imitating his fake tan by dressing up in blackface, bizarrely (although probably [[Niggos|not by Chris' standards]]), although at least he got the part of Clyde's image being that of a kissy-face-making Guido correct.<br />
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Then all of a sudden he rambles about how he deserves to die and about how he raped Panda.<br />
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More observant [[Trolls|CWC]]-[[White Knight|ologists]] will note that Chris has been becoming more comfortable with portraying himself and now others in blackface, which means either Chris is putting that [[Chris and Art|Crayola he uses for his comic]] to a brand new use or is using [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|something else]] for this new makeup work...<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2267<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mPsy3QwPiAo}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2266]]<br />
| next = [[100 2269]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcription ===<br />
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''[Off camera]''-eep.<br />
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''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]''<br />
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''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time following and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Chris and English|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly Tugboat|silver platter]], I [[Chris and rape|raped]] his [[PandaHalo|Australian girlfriend]]! And then married her! And now I have a [[4-cent_garbage|one cent daughter]]. I am AN IDIOT!!<br />
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''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]''<br />
Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me! Clyde Cash, kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of satan anymore! Aaaaah!<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
*[[100 2270]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2266]]|nextlink=[[100 2269]]}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118391100 22702010-10-07T23:47:41Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>'''100 2270''' is the third of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In it, he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a strange, nasal voice, in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his assumed, Eric Cartman-like accent does nothing to aid his insults.<br />
<br />
Chris appears to confuse Alec with [[Liquid Chris]] at several points. This is either Chris being the idiot he is or it means he believes that Liquid and Alec are the same person. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?<br />
<br />
Chris also claims AlecLiquid is from [[Wikipedia:Philadelphia, PA|Philadelphia, PA]], whereas Alec is actually from Minnesota, and Liquid hails from Washington DC. The [[Asperchu Medallion]] makes an appearance in this video.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2270<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2269]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcription ===<br />
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''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual drawings in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.<br />
<br />
Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br />
<br />
''[Pause]''<br />
<br />
[[Britney Spears|Hey baby hit me one more time!]] I done it from my head! Bye now!<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[100 2267]]<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2270&diff=118388Talk:100 22702010-10-07T23:45:59Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>Transcribing...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:40, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Can the transcriber please put in the discussion when they are transcribing so that multiple people don't transcribe...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:54, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry brah, try being quicker ;P Nah, I kid. But seriously. And I have a name. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:07, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
==Same person?==<br />
Unless I'm missing something, he seems to think Alec Benson Leary and Liquid are the same person. Worth mentioning I guess. [[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 15:49, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Actually he's imitating Liquid imitating Alec Benson Leary. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 16:22, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
**I think he's alternating between the two. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 16:28, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
== British? ==<br />
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Are you sure Chris is trying to do a British accent in this one? Neither Alec nor Liquid are English, and he's saying he's from Pennsylvania (or, indeed, Philadelphia). It sounds to me like he's trying to imitate what he considers to be a nasal quality in Liquid's voice. --[[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]] 16:14, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Yeh, that's probably more accurate. To me it seems like he's poorly imitating Eric Cartman's voice from South Park. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 16:22, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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* Think I'll edit it if nobody minds. I really don't think it is an English accent, even by Chris' standards. --[[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]] 16:45, 7 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2270&diff=118376Talk:100 22702010-10-07T23:40:02Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>Transcribing...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:40, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Can the transcriber please put in the discussion when they are transcribing so that multiple people don't transcribe...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:54, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry brah, try being quicker ;P Nah, I kid. But seriously. And I have a name. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:07, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
==Same person?==<br />
Unless I'm missing something, he seems to think Alec Benson Leary and Liquid are the same person. Worth mentioning I guess. [[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 15:49, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Actually he's imitating Liquid imitating Alec Benson Leary. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 16:22, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
**I think he's alternating between the two. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 16:28, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
== British? ==<br />
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Are you sure Chris is trying to do a British accent in this one? Neither Alec nor Liquid are English, and he's saying he's from Pennsylvania (or, indeed, Philadelphia). It sounds to me like he's trying to imitate what he considers to be a nasal quality in Liquid's voice. --[[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]] 16:14, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Yeh, that's probably more accurate. To me it seems like he's poorly imitating Eric Cartman's voice from South Park. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 16:22, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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* Think I'll edit it if nobody minds. I really don't think it is an English accent, even by Chris' standards.</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2270&diff=118344Talk:100 22702010-10-07T23:18:13Z<p>Radishchu: /* British? */</p>
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<div>Transcribing...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:40, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Can the transcriber please put in the discussion when they are transcribing so that multiple people don't transcribe...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:54, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry brah, try being quicker ;P Nah, I kid. But seriously. And I have a name. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:07, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
Unless I'm missing something, he seems to think Alec Benson Leary and Liquid are the same person. Worth mentioning I guess. [[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 15:49, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== British? ==<br />
<br />
Are you sure Chris is trying to do a British accent in this one? Neither Alec nor Liquid are English, and he's saying he's from Pennsylvania (or, indeed, Philadelphia). It sounds to me like he's trying to imitate what he considers to be a nasal quality in Liquid's voice. --[[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]] 16:14, 7 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2270&diff=118338Talk:100 22702010-10-07T23:14:01Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>Transcribing...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:40, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Can the transcriber please put in the discussion when they are transcribing so that multiple people don't transcribe...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:54, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry brah, try being quicker ;P Nah, I kid. But seriously. And I have a name. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:07, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
Unless I'm missing something, he seems to think Alec Benson Leary and Liquid are the same person. Worth mentioning I guess. [[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 15:49, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== British? ==<br />
<br />
Are you sure Chris is trying to do a British accent in this one? Neither Alec nor Liquid are English, and he's saying he's from Pennsylvania (or, indeed, Philadelphia). It sounds to me like he's trying to imitate what he considers to be a nasal quality to Liquid's voice. --[[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]] 16:14, 7 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2270&diff=118336Talk:100 22702010-10-07T23:13:46Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>Transcribing...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:40, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Can the transcriber please put in the discussion when they are transcribing so that multiple people don't transcribe...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:54, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry brah, try being quicker ;P Nah, I kid. But seriously. And I have a name. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:07, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
Unless I'm missing something, he seems to think Alec Benson Leary and Liquid are the same person. Worth mentioning I guess. [[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 15:49, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== British? ==<br />
<br />
Are you sure Chris is trying to do a British accent in this one? Neither Alec nor Liquid are English, and he's saying he's from Pennsylvania (or, indeed, Philadelphia). It sounds to me like he's trying to imitate what he considers to be a nasal quality to Liquid's voice.</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Regina_e-mails&diff=117675Regina e-mails2010-10-05T01:40:57Z<p>Radishchu: /* First contact */</p>
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<div>'''Regina Novakova''' was a [[Molvania|Czech]] student studying abroad at UVA. She had her father's help to purchase [[Chris]]'s ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' [[guitar]]s [[online]] over [[eBay]] and the two soon began communication regarding the transaction.<br />
<br />
Unfortunately for Regina, Chris took this opportunity to start his [[Rape|perverted advances]] over someone who never expressed an interest in him to begin with. The tone eventually shifted and Chris became his usual lazy self and then discontinued all contact, probably so he could sit around on his fat ass and be [[retarded]], his favorite leisure time activity, apart from [[Mass Debating|mass debating]].<br />
<br />
These e-mails were obtained by hacking into Regina's email account. As of this date, her whereabouts are unknown but it is assumed that she is busy studying and being productive, unlike Chris. We wish her the best and hope that Chris never crosses her path again.<br />
<br />
Note that these emails take place in late September/early October 2009, right around the time [[Barbara|Snorlax]] was [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_9th,_2009|battling AIDS]].<br />
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==Correspondence==<br />
====First contact====<br />
{{EmailReply|My name is Christian Weston Chandler. I was just in touch with your father, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_(comics) Walter Kovacs], and he has informed me that I will be exchanging the business of him buying the two Guitars from me on eBay with you. The total amount due is 110.99, cash only if picking up in person, please. He was unsure of your phone number, if you have one, but if you have one, you may call me back at 434-760-0848 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-760-0848 end_of_the_skype_highlighting begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-760-0848 end_of_the_skype_highlighting.<br />
<br />
What is your name, if I may ask? And he says you are going to a university here in Virginia; are you going to [[University of Virginia|UVA]] in [[Charlottesville]]?<br />
<br />
I await your call or reply.<br />
<br />
Have a nice day.<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
====Addendum to first contact====<br />
{{EmailReply|Upon personal pick-up, the total without shipping is 91.99}}<br />
====Regina appears====<br />
{{Email|Hey!!!!<br />
<br />
You caught me at the perfect time!! I was just checking my emails before going out!<br />
<br />
Yeah, he doesn't know my phone number cause I don't have one yet :( I just moved here from the Czech republic as a foreign student and I haven't got a cell phone yet. We've been communicating by Skype. It's a nightmare!!!! I want to get a contract but I have to get all this extra visa stuff sorted out!<br />
<br />
I am totally going to UVA! BA in philosophy! It looks hard but I am up to the challenge.<br />
<br />
My name is Regina by the way. I see from your email that your name is Christian! That's totally cool cause my brother's name is Christian. But in Czech we spell it Kristian.<br />
<br />
So I'll get my dad to wire me the money. I am pretty busy sorting out official stuff and meeting new people. Is it possible we can set up a meet in a week or so? Is that too late? I really hope not! Thanks by the way!!!!<br />
<br />
If I can get this cell nightmare worked out I will send you the number ASAP!!<br />
<br />
Have a great day!!!!!<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Chris the philosopher====<br />
[[Image:ECP_00015.jpg|thumb|Chris attached this image. It may as well have served as a warning.]]<br />
{{EmailReply|It is nice to make your acquaintance, Regina. A meeting in a week is good. It is so cool you are going to UVA, because it is only about half to a full hour from my house in [[Ruckersville]], North of UVA up 29.<br />
<br />
I have talked on Skype before, it can be a pain sometimes with [[Autism|miscommunications]] and the fees to call a phone number sometimes. At least it is one way to be in talking touch.<br />
<br />
I went to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], where I got an Associates Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design in 2006. I would use the computer program to design 3D rendered models of mechanical parts and buildings. I even finished my final CADD class with a bang designing a Whole Shopping Mall, Two Stories and a Mayor's Office on the second floor looking over the front entrance. It is huge. :)<br />
<br />
I sometimes have [[CWCFlyingElephants|philosophical thoughts]], although I'm not all that knowledgeable in philosophy, perhaps you can inform me about it, even as your own review for your tests/exams.<br />
<br />
I look forward to talking with you more and meeting you. Please tell me more about yourself in your next message, and I will tell you more as well. Also, I've attached a current photo of myself to this e-mail.<br />
<br />
TTYL. :)<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====About Regina====<br />
{{Email|About me? Well, I like running, video games and music. But I really don't have much time for them. I spent a lot of time working in my father's company in the past. He used to get me to help him with English. He is learning but he still isn't very good yet, as you might have noticed. But now I have come to America to study! I'm from Liberec in the Czech Republic, but me and my family moved to Prague when my father started his company. Have you ever been to Prague? It's amazing!<br />
<br />
I know a lot about philosophy! I love it!!! I have studied it forever. I can't wait to learn more by going to university!<br />
<br />
I never heard of CADD before, I had to look it up lol. Do you work as a designer or something?<br />
<br />
Till later.<br />
Na shledanou (That's Czech)<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Still selling?====<br />
{{Email|Hey did you get my last email?<br />
<br />
Haven't heard from you in a bit. Are you still going to sell me your guitar hero controllers? I was thinking of collecting them Monday the 5th, cause I have lots of free time then.<br />
<br />
Let me know.<br />
<br />
Yours,<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Tiny hints of creepyness====<br />
{{EmailReply|I apologize for not replying to you; I hadn't checked my e-mail over the weekend. The last e-mail I got from you was the one I last replied to. Did you get the picture I sent you? You may need to resend the last e-mail you said you sent.<br />
<br />
Anyway, yes I still plan to sell you the guitars; Monday the 5th is good. We can meet up at the Barracks Road [[McDonalds]] at about 2 or 3 PM, and after the business, you and I can [[Rape|hang out for a while]].<br />
<br />
Tell me, do you live in one of the dormatries around the UVA, or do you have your own place? And I still would like to hear more about you.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Slightly larger hints of creepyness====<br />
{{EmailReply|Wow. :)<br />
<br />
You learned [[Chris and English|english]] before your father, and you help him learn it, that is cool. What does he manufacture or do in his company? And how about your mother, does she still live with him? I have not been to Prague, but I'll look it up, and you can tell me more about it from your Point of View.<br />
<br />
I am an avid designer, yes, yet [[Monthly tugboat|it's kinda hard to get such a job]] around Charlottesville at the time. I am also an [[Chris and art|artist]]; I will be delighted to share with you my original drawings and other artworks.<br />
<br />
Gmail is okay; I was [[Jack Thaddeus E-Mails|in contact before]] with [[Jack Thaddeus|someone]] who had one; one or two pieces of e-mail get misplaced a bit, but we sorted out the miscommunications.<br />
<br />
As for the McDonalds I was referring to, there is only one Barnes & Nobel Bookstore in Charlottesville; find it, and that McDonalds is nearby.<br />
<br />
I'm currently living with my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob|father]], but I too am looking forward to getting a place of my own, or sharin' a pad with my girlfriend (if I had one; I'm [[Virgin with rage|single]]). If things work out for you, I would be happy to be your roommate and help out.<br />
<br />
A bit more info about myself, I'm 5'10", about [[Obesity|average body type]], my left eye is blue/right eye is green ([[Honest content|I had pink eye in my right during High School]], and my perscribed eyedrops changed its pigment), my hair is brown, my favorite color is blue/favorite shade is Crayola's "Battery-Charged Blue", I enjoyed reading [[R.L. Stine|R.L. Stein's]] "Goosebumps" and "Fear Street" books during my teenage years, my favorite movie of all time is "[[Mary Poppins]]", and my favorite food is Macaroni & Cheese.<br />
<br />
I gtg, but I look forward to your next message and replying to it. :)<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, and I'll TTYL,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
<br />
====More about Regina====<br />
{{Email|Yeah, my dad grew up under the Communist system. So he had to learn Russian because they didn't teach English back then. He does really well though. His company makes clay and ceramic tiles by the way. Among other things.<br />
<br />
Prague is one of the greatest cities in the world! We call it the Paris of the East. I attached a picture I took from my graduation trip. For a party we took a boat trip on the Vltava and I took this picture of the castle. It was such an awesome day. There are so many things to see and do. It is quite possibly the best place in Europe. But it feels good to get away for a while.<br />
<br />
That's too bad about the jobs. I guess this financial crisis makes it hard to find work. It must be hard to make ends meet. I guess not a lot of people are building things so it must be hard to work as a designer. Do you do like freelance stuff? Cause I guess that would be REALLY hard to find work.<br />
<br />
I guess I can look that McDonalds up on google maps or something. I'll find it. I just don't know cause I never eat there. Barnes and Noble is a book store right?<br />
<br />
You're looking for a place too? I'm trying to find a 2 bedroom apartment around UVA for around 800$. I'm not sure how realistic that is yet. Most of the people I know are staying with family to keep things cheap. I'm kinda lucky cause my dad can help out and I saved up a lot. I'm trying to convince some of my friends so if they turn me down, I'll let you know. Are you a tidy guy? Do you smoke? Do you like parties? I like to have the occasional party.<br />
<br />
I guess I can tell you a bit more about me. I'm blond with brown eyes. I'm pretty short. Only 161 centimetres. I'm sorry cause I'm really not used to these American measurements yet so I don't know what that is in inches...<br />
<br />
I have to admit, I have never heard of any of those books. I read a lot of Kafka. I didn't like him at first but I gradually grew to like him. He's Czech so we had to read a lot of his books in school. I've never heard of Mary Poppins. I don't really watch American movies. I like them but most of the films I watch are European. I've heard many things about macaroni and cheese. But I'm kind of hesitant to try it. American cheese scares me. I have a CRAZY love for PEANUT BUTTER though.<br />
<br />
What's pinkeye?<br />
<br />
Na shledanou!<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Chris rambles about himself====<br />
{{EmailReply|To answer your questions, I consider myself a [[Chris and health|tidy person]], I have never [[Tobacky|smoked]], and I like parties ([[Alcohol|I'm a social drinker]]). Yet I'm willing to stay dry to be a desiginated driver.<br />
<br />
I do a bit of freelance artwork, I was hoping to save this until when we met in person, but I am the [[Chris and copyright|original creator]] of the Electric-Hedgehog [[Pokemon|Pok'emon]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and their city of [[Cwcville]], VA. I have been internet famous for a few years, so I have [[Trolls|fans]] and [[Clyde Cash|internet bullies]]. The main Official Websites for Sonichu and Rosechu are<br />
[[CWCipedia]], Cwcipedia/CWC's Sonichu Site, and my Current [[YouTube]] account, "ChristianWChandler". Other similar websites that may be similar or calim to be "Official" are NOT. I am planning on getting paper-published soon, and there is no Official Merchandise available yet. I have all the original page drawings and my other original artworks here at my house.<br />
<br />
And the Pinkeye, as stated on the "Pinkeye" article on Wikipedia, "Conjunctivitis (commonly called "pink eye" or "Madras eye") is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and the inner surface of the eyelids), most commonly due to an allergic reaction or an infection (usually viral, but sometimes bacterial)."<br />
<br />
Getting back to your last e-mail, clay and ceramic tiles, that is cool. I have a cousin who used to sell ceramic pieces and statues, but he gave that up to become the Sheriff of his hometown. My father is a retired Engineer from General Electric (GE); he also was the Designer of the controls of the Plastic-Molding Machines, so without him, you would not have the plastic on your PC's keyboard, or the plastic on the 2-Liter soda bottles.<br />
<br />
I enjoyed the picture of the Vitava castle you sent me, thank you. :) I'm happy you were able to enjoy it.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>Also, I just checked the math; at the rate of 2.5 cm = 1 inch, and 12 inches = 1 foot, 161 cm = 64.4 inches, whichs makes you about 5 feet, 4.4 inches. You're only just under 6 inches (15 cm) shorter than me.</nowiki><br />
<br />
Oh, and Barnes and Nobel IS a bookstore. Let me give you a directional piece, if you know where the interception of Ivy and Emmet is; down the road by UVA's "The Corner", passing by the road leading to the Alderman Library, ending by the Soccer Field and Tennis Courts. You go North on Emmet, and continue down until you see a Taco Bell on the left side, the McDonalds, Barnes & Nobel and the Barracks Road Shopping Center those are in are just beyond the Taco Bell. You also pass the John Paul Jones Arena on the way.<br />
<br />
I may be able to help you on your apartment search. there is a website, http://www.craigslist.com, you go there, look up Virginia, then Charlottesville, then Apartments, they have listings from people who want to rent or sell apartments and other things.<br />
<br />
You can look up Goosebumps and Fear Street at the libraries around town, under the "Young Adults" section, if you're looking for something new to read. I have read Franz Kafka a bit in High School; we read<br />
"Metamorphasis". I enjoyed the comparisons between the busy salesman life he had, and what it would feel like to be a bug; so miniscule in life, with a lot of people stepping on you here and there.<br />
<br />
Mostly, Macaroni and Cheese is made with Chedder, or sometimes it can be made with Swiss. And I enjoy the occasional peanut butter sandwich, it is a [[Chris_and_health#Nutrition|healthy choice]]. :)<br />
<br />
Do you have a headshot photo of yourself you can share with me, please? I shared my headshot with you, and I would feel better if I can get a preview of your face. Also, I am 27 years old, how about you? And are you a bit of a drinker too?<br />
<br />
I'm only curious. ;)<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, and I'll TTYL, Chris.}}<br />
<br />
====Regina tries to make sense of all that====<br />
{{Email|Ok, that's cool that you are tidy. If my friends don't pull through, I'll keep you in mind.<br />
<br />
Ok, so I'm a bit confused. Pokemons are those Japanese card game things right? So you designed some characters for these cards or video games? That's pretty cool. Does sonichu or rosechu mean something in Japanese? This isn't my computer. It belongs to my aunt (she's the family member I'm living with) and she needs it for work a lot. So I will have to check out your portfolio site or whatever later.<br />
<br />
Pinkeye sounds really gross.<br />
<br />
Ok, thanks for the directions. I will see if I can get my friend to swing by with her car on Monday and we'll go pick them up. I don't think it will be a problem.<br />
<br />
Thanks for the advice about Craigslist. I had already been checking it. I'm looking at a few possibilities.<br />
<br />
Thanks for the book recommendations too, but I don't think I'll have time to check those out. I'll probably be too busy reading philosophy books for university. So you read Kafka? Only The Metamorphosis? My<br />
favourite from him is The Trial. Have you read it?<br />
<br />
I tried one of these easy to make macaroni and cheese boxes last night. It was pretty horrible. I had to first get over the fact that the cheese was a powder, then I tried to eat it. I really didn't like it. My aunt eats it though. I just can't seem to get used to American cheese. Especially powdered. You don't make it like in Europe.<br />
<br />
A headshot? Like for actors? I don't have any professional photos like that, but I can attach a normal one. I guess it makes sense cause you will have to recognise me. Here's a picture of me and my brother. This is from the last time we went camping.<br />
<br />
I'm 20 years old. Which means I can't drink here. I like to have social drinks. In the Czech republic you can drink at 18. So It's really annoying. So sometimes I just drink with my friends at home when we can find someone who is old enough to get us a bottle of wine.<br />
<br />
Talk soon I hope.<br />
<br />
Na shledanou,<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Random access humor demonstration====<br />
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your picture. You are soo cute and pretty. :)<br />
<br />
FYI, Pokemon started as a video game on Nintendo Game Boy, then it became an anime, followed by the Trading Card Game. Sonichu and Rosechu are not japanese names, although the inspiration for "Sonichu" came from Sonic the Hedgehog's japanese name, "Soniku".<br />
<br />
I will look up and read "The Trial", thank you for recommending it to me.<br />
<br />
They have Macaroni and Cheese premade in the frozen food aisle of the grocery stores, I personally recommend the Marie Calandar brand; it is good, and it's inexpensive.<br />
<br />
Maybe after you and I meet, I can come by your place and bring a spot of wine or something for you. ;)<br />
<br />
I talked to my father about you a bit, and my father went on with his stories of Czechoslovakia; he's been a bit around the world, and he studies his atlases and maps. He informed me about what had happened there during the WWII and such. Clearify it for me and him, is the country split up like Czech and Slovak Republics, or is it still combined to Czechoslovakia?<br />
<br />
Also, my father had some friends back in the late 1970s who were from Czechoslovakia; they had left there for America illegally, so they could never go back. Anyway, my dad and mom enjoyed conversing with them, and they all would also share the Slivovitch (Plum Brandy) they would bring over. He really enjoyed it, it came in this perfume bottle-shaped bottle with plums on the label. Locally, the closest place to find the Slivovitch, as far as my dad knows, is just north in Maryland.<br />
<br />
You would likely have an enjoyable conversation of Czechoslovakia, or the Czech Republic, with him. I'm not all that knowledgeable in geography personally, but I can learn.<br />
<br />
Another little something else about me, I can be funny; sometimes I'll [[Random Access Humor|think of something silly, witty or random]] that makes me and my family smile and/or laugh about. Like for example, I used to go on about people with Hippopotami on their heads. :D Or this man from Nantucket who had on his head a bucket. :D Even a Lawer named Tom Sawer who had a daughter named Sue. :D And recently a silly song line of a cow named Moo, "Hey there, Moo, wha'cha gonna do? Are you gonna give me some milk today? Moo. Moo." :D<br />
<br />
And sometimes, I like to take words, spell them backwards and say them like that. My name, "Christian Weston Chandler" would be "[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]". Or your name, "Regina Kovacs" would be "Scavok [[Niggos|Aniger]]". And sometimes, I take numbers and replace letters in words with them. 1 can be I, L or J. 2 can be Q, R, S, Z. 3 can be B, E, M, N or W. And so on for the other single digits; all it takes is a spot of imagination. I can spell my first name as CH2127143 from CHRISTIAN.<br />
<br />
I'll stop for now, and I understand if you're feeling confused from the wordplay. But I can be quite creative and clever.<br />
<br />
So our meeting is set then, Monday the 5th, 2:00 PM, at the Barracks Road McDonalds. We can get the guitar business done, then sit, talk and I'll be happy to treat you for lunch. I look forward to seeing you, and I feel this can be a good friendship. ;)<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, and I'll TTYL,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.<br />
<br />
P.S.<br />
<br />
BTW, "Na shledanou", is that Czech for "Love" or "Sincerely"?}}<br />
<br />
====Regina tries to make sense of all that bullshit====<br />
{{Email|Hey thanks for the compliment! I think I am a little too thin though. It's not a very good pic though. I didn't bring my computer with me cause I need to buy a new one, so I saved most of my stuff on CDs before I came. That's the only one I could find of me. Somewhere around here I have pics from my graduation which are really cool but I don't know where.<br />
<br />
So is this Soniku thing pretty profitable? I always wondered if people who design stuff for video games make a lot of money and if it is hard work or a lot of fun. Designing video games sounds like something that would be fun, but I have zero artistic talent and I don't think I could ever master all this digital design stuff. I just like playing them.<br />
<br />
To be honest, I think I will steer clear of macaroni and cheese for the time being. American cheese in general isn't really appealing to me. It's all processed and everything. It doesn't seem like it would be all that good for you. But I don't really know. I'm just not a fan.<br />
<br />
Wine is pretty good. I like white. Do you know any American brands that are really good wine? I have tried a couple from California but I want to get a good sampling. You don't need to buy me any, I think you could get in trouble or something right? My country is better known for beer, though I am not the biggest fan of it.<br />
<br />
I don't understand if you said your dad has been to the Czech republic or he knows a lot about it. I can certainly clarify it for both of you! In 1989, communism ended in what we call the sametová revoluce, think in English it's called the soft revolution or the velvet revolution or something like that. Then, a couple of years later, there was a referendum and we decided to split up. On January 1st 1993, we became two countries again.<br />
<br />
Your dad has tried slivovica! And he enjoyed it! That's great! We make many of these drinks from other fruit too. We call them pálenka. I like slivovica too. Have you tried it?<br />
<br />
I am not so sure that I understand this humour. Why did the people have hippos on their heads? And does the cow belong to this lawyer? I think you will have to explain these a bit more to me. One thing I have a lot of trouble with is American jokes. Czech humour is very different. Don't worry though, I don't think you would understand many Czech jokes. I have tried telling some to my friends and no one ever laughs.<br />
<br />
My name isn't actually Regina Kovacs, it's Regina Novakova. Walter isn't my real father. He married my mum when I was very small. My father died in an accident before I was born but I kept his name. Walter is the only dad I've ever known though. I guess that isn't as interesting if you spell it backwards.<br />
<br />
I would be happy to have lunch with you. I don't really like McDonalds though. I find their food to be really bad. One of my friends and her boyfriend may be driving me though. Can she come too? That's not certain yet. I may borrow my aunt's car if she doesn't need it.<br />
<br />
Actually "na shledanou" just means "goodbye". I guess that's kind of formal. If you want to be friendlier, you can just say "čau" or "pápá". Love in Czech is "láska" and "I love you" is "miluji tě". I guess if you are looking for an equal to a closing in a letter you would say something like "upřímně váš" but that's kind of formal too.<br />
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Ok, sorry, no more language lessons.<br />
<br />
Čau! :)<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Chris rambles like a motherfucker====<br />
{{EmailReply|I got your last e-mail on [[October 2009|October]] 1. :) BTW, that was my mother's birthday too; she's 68 now. I've been busy lately, and I apologize for not replying sooner. I would have replied yesterday, but [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009|my mom came down ill]] (thought to be food poisioning at first but it's confirmed to be [[Barbara_Chandler#Recent_health_problems|colitis]]; a colon infection); had to be rushed to the Martha Jefferson Hospital. She is still recovering, and she is feeling better now.<br />
<br />
Now, in response to your last e-mail, firstly, I think your figure looks great; I would not change it. ;) And more pics of you would be good, I look forward to seeing your Graduation Pics.<br />
<br />
Sonichu can be profitable, but the plan is to get paper published with a comic book company like Archie or Marvel (or self-publish if they refuse me), then my comics can be mass-printed, sold, and merchandise and profits to follow.<br />
<br />
I'm not all that a video game designer, but I have had experience with part and building desiging on the CADD programs, as well as in-video game designing, such as the level-creation-styles of [[LittleBigPlanet]]. And before then with in-game customizations with games such as Animal Crossing, Jet Grind Radio, F-Zero GX, and others. I'm also looking forward to the upcoming [[ModNation Racers|Modnation Racers]]. BTW, you said you play video games too, which console(s) do you own? If you have a PS3, we can be exchange PSN Online IDs and communicate through there too.<br />
<br />
I've just started drinking last June; my first drink was a [[Chris's_Big_Night_Out|Long Island Iced Tea]]; Delicious. :)P I've enjoyed the tastes of a local wine I sampled from a local winery. I've also tasted Mike's Hard Lemonade, Budwiser, Miller, Micolobe, Samual Adams and a couple of others. And I look forward to sampling more varities of liqour. I have not yet tried the Slivovich<br />
<br />
From the jokes I told you, most were word-play jokes; the hippo joke was just silly. :D No, the lawer did not own the cow; those two scenarios were seperate. "Lawyer" and "Sawyer" rhyme, and what does a lawyer do? "Sue" someone. I'll sing the cow lyric for you on Monday when we meet; it's funnier when heard anyway.<br />
<br />
Your friends may come for lunch too. I can think of three other good places: CiCi's Pizza has good pizza, salads, soups and desserts; all you can eat. Tropical Smoothie Cafe has good flatbread sandwiches that come with your choice of chips or fruit, and their smoothies are tasty too. Baja Bean has some good mexican food. I'm also open for your suggestions, or what you feel like then.<br />
<br />
I'm sorry to hear that about your original father, but at least you had Walt to be your emotionally supportive dad, and you still have your mother too. :) It's always good to count your blessings.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and religion|Do you go to church]]? I go to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Wesley United Methodist Church]], south-bound on Emmet St. beyond the tennis courts, across from the UVA parking garage there. I was baptized there Mother's Day of 2008; my father and I are Methodists, and my mother is Presbertyrian.<br />
<br />
Do you have siblings? I have two half-brothers and one half-sister. My mother had [[Joseph Cole Smithey]]; a movie reviewer in New York City, currently living with his girlfriend and her family. He also has a website, [http://www.colesmithey.com http://www.colsmithey.com]. My father had [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]]. Alan is an Optomologist in Chesterfield County; he is married and has a daughter; her name is Savannah. Carol has a PHD and Degree in Math, and last my father and I heard, she was working with the Government in DC; Top Secret Stuff. Seriously, I HAVE NO INKLING of where in DC she is or what's she been up to.<br />
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Does your mother work too, or is she a housewife? My mother held a number of Secretarial jobs; most recent was at First North American National Bank (Partnered with Circuit City) where she worked in Recovery. She's retired now; she used to be an adequate homemaker, but since she retired, she's been taking it easy a lot.<br />
<br />
BTW, my father's name is Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., and my mother's is Barbara Anne Weston Chandler.<br />
<br />
And I have a number of aunts, uncles and cousins I'll be happy to tell you about at a later time. Please feel free to tell me some about your family and y'alls history.<br />
<br />
Also, I am 1/32 Cherokee, from my father's side; I am also part English, British and French (British and French from my mother's). My family tree includes the Boleyn family; Anne Boleyn, one of King Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to Queen Elizabeth I. Anne was related in an Aunt-Sense; my mom and I are more directly linked to her sister, Mary Boleyn. At least, as far as my mother found in her family's history. the next link she found was Richard Weston, First Earl of Portland. I'm still trying to find the link between Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn. Anyway, another one of my ancestors after Richard was the dude who bartered for the Mayflower for the English People to board and take that famous Pilgrimage.<br />
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I'll stop there for now.<br />
<br />
Anyway, our meeting is settled then; this coming Monday at the Barracks Road McDonalds at 2:00 PM. We'll make the business exchange of the guitars for the $90.99, USD, then we'll hang out with a spot of lunch. :)<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe and Take Care,<br />
Cau,<br />
Chris.<br />
(I do not know how to type in an acented letter from my keyboard or AOL e-mail)}}<br />
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====Regina drops some hints====<br />
{{Email|Hey Christian. I am at a friends house right now. I am a little bit drunk because we have been drinking some wine her dad gave us. Please excuse any spelling errors. :)<br />
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That is pretty cool about your Soniku thing. I hope you get it published. I still havent seen [[CWCipedia|your website]]. I guess I should check it out if you are famous for it or something.<br />
<br />
I am so sorry to hear about your mom. Is she ok? It sounds pretty serious. What happened exactly?<br />
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When I get home from my friends house I will send you some grad photos. I have what I think is the perfect dress.<br />
<br />
Yeah I figured the joke you were talking about would be better in person. Do you have any more examples? Im trying to understand as much as possible. Oh, feel free to correct my English too, I am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to languages.<br />
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Ok, so we can meet at McDonalds and then go somewhere else. I really dont want to eat there. The taco place you mentioned sounds pretty cool. I dont think my friend and her boyfriend will be coming.<br />
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As for video games, I have a PS3 and mostly just play guitar hero. Thats why we are buying the controllers from you. Cause me and my friend are really competitive. We want to compete against each other.<br />
<br />
[[Megan_Schroeder#Megan_Saga|Ugh, there is this really fat ugly guy at this party who keeps touching me and annoying me by talking about some stupid drawings he does.]] Hes really an idiot. Luckily my friend keeps shooing him away.<br />
<br />
I dont really go to church a lot. I went to a Catholic secondary school. But in the Czech republic, religion is not all that popular. Ive never really found all that much reason to go to church. I dont know what methodism is. Im kind of a Christian Existentialist anyway. I really like [[Wikipedia:Søren Kierkegaard|Kierkegaard]].<br />
<br />
Anyway, my thumbs are getting tired from typing this on my friends iPhone so I think I will get back to partying. Ill send you the pictures tomorrow.<br />
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Ahoj!!! :)<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Nazi joke====<br />
{{Email|Hey, sorry for last night. I was in no state to be sending emails. I was kind of just doing it to look busy so [[Christian Weston Chandler|that guy]] would stop bothering me. I didn't really answer all your questions!!!!<br />
<br />
So, in addition to the stuff I mentioned last night:<br />
<br />
I do have some siblings. There is my brother Kristián I mentioned before, and my little sister Kateřina. Kristian is 25 and just started his own company. Kateřina is 15 and still attending secondary<br />
school. My mom does work. She has a dog grooming business. My ancestors haven't done anything special. At least not that I know of. Maybe they have but Novák is such a common name in the Czech republic<br />
the relation would be insignificant. I would check my Dad's side but Kovač is even more common than Novák. I don't like to be judged on my [[Anne Boleyn|family]] [[Daniel Weston|history]] anyway and prefer people assess me for what I do.<br />
<br />
I have a Czech joke for you:<br />
<br>During the Nazi occupation, a Gestapo officer drags a Czech man into a prison and says "lock him up!"<br />
<br>The clerk asks, "what did he do?"<br />
<br>The Gestapo officer says "he shouted 'Jews out! Germans in their place!'"<br />
<br>The clerk says "why did you arrest him for that? That's the new law!"<br />
<br>The Gestapo officer says "he was in a Jewish cemetery!"<br />
<br />
It's not the best joke but it's the only one that anyone has understood when I told it to them. Do you have any more jokes to consider before we meet?<br />
<br />
So, at the Barracks road McDonalds at 2pm. Please expect that I will be a little late.<br />
<br />
Hopefully I will hear from you by email before then. OK? :)<br />
<br />
Get the guitars ready xixixi.<br />
<br />
How is your mom doing?<br />
<br />
Oh... and picture attched.<br />
<br />
Čau čau!!!<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====The meeting arranged====<br />
{{EmailReply|I've just downloaded and saw your pic; WOW! You're like Cinderella from the Disney movie; Beeeautiful! :)<br />
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I will have the two guitars and their USB receivers ready for you; please make sure you have the cash on hand to pay for them. $91 is acceptable; I will be happy to give you the penny in change. Also, I've just purchased PS3 Rock Band Country Track Pack for the code to download the Tracks to be playable in Rock Band 1 + 2. I was thinking about putting it on eBay for $19.99, but if you want it, I'll be happy to include it with the guitars, as a Free Bonus.<br />
<br />
Do you get WiFi at your place, so we could communicate over the Playstation Network? If you don't, I recommend it. I get WiFi here at my house and as far as its yard streches property-wise, courtesy of Comcast Cable; I have a cable modem box with a WiFi Router equipped to it. It is a good deal, especially with Guitar Hero titles; I buy and download the additional Tracks from the Playstation Store (some of which are free).<br />
<br />
Another great game I highly recommend for the PS3 is [[LittleBigPlanet]]; in addition to the Story Mode and customizing your Sackperson, you can collect the in-game parts and pieces and create your own levels. I have a few of my own uploaded onto the PSN. "LittleBigPlanet... It is a planet that is little; it is a planet that is big."<br />
<br />
Anyway, by the taco place, do you mean the Taco Bell or the Baja Bean, just so I'm clear on that? It's okay if you come by yourself, and I understand if you're late; I'll wait for you. You'll know I'm there if you see a [[Son-Chu|dark blue station wagon-shaped Ford Escort]] with "Sonichu" on the License Plate, and an Autobot symbol on it's trunk door in the nearby parking spaces.<br />
<br />
I would not judge you on your family history; it still makes a good conversation or research topic.<br />
<br />
The hospital just released my mother this morning, and my father brought her home this afternoon. She is still recovering, and my father and I went out earlier to get her new perscriptions, but at least she doesn't have to make as many restroom runs now.<br />
<br />
Your joke is good. I have a few other jokes, as well as a riddle or two. Or I may come up with something new at random. [[Common Questions#28 December 2009|I get some of my material from past comedy shows and movies]]. Three comedians I enjoy are Red Skelton, Lucille Ball and Jerry Sienfeld.<br />
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I look forward to meeting you and hanging out with you tomorrow. :)<br />
<br />
Cau Cau, and Stay Safe,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Subtlety is wasted on Chris====<br />
{{EmailReply|I'm glad you had a good time last night at your friend's house, and I'm sorry you had to deal with [[Chris|that fat guy]]. It's good to be blessed with friends to help you like that. :)<br />
<br />
Oh, and Methodism, as well as Presbertianism, are both of Christian Religions; you may look them up on Wikipedia.<br />
<br />
Cau,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====eh [[Kick the Autistic|kicks autistics]] and doesn't afraid of anything====<br />
{{Email|First off, I'm supposed to say HI FROM [[Gregg Mays|GREGG WITH THREE Gs]].<br />
<br />
He said you had family business to attend to and couldn't make it. He was kind enough to drop off the guitars. Thank you for the discount by the way! 50% is huge! Gregg also took the liberty of cleaning off the stickers and paint. He said it looked kind of bad. But they look like new now! Thanks!<br />
<br />
Hope nothing is too serious and you got it all sorted out.<br />
<br />
Gregg is pretty cool guy.<br />
<br />
ČAU!!!!<br />
Regina :)}}<br />
====Oh the guitars are good too====<br />
{{Email|I got the computer for a couple minutes. Just wanted to say that we should hang out sometime soon since I didn't get to see you. I Skyped my dad and told him to leave some good feedback about the guitars.<br />
They work great!!!!<br />
<br />
See you soon I hope!!! :)<br />
<br />
ČAU ČAU<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Chris totally hates Gregg Mays====<br />
{{EmailReply|I apologize for not replying sooner.<br />
<br />
Listen, this "Gregg" you met up with is an Enemy of mine; he is NOT to be trusted. He is an internet [[Troll]]/Bully. In fact, that is not his real name; he goes by "Gregg Mays" or "Clyde Cash", but niether one of them are his real name. You bought the two guitars from a crook, a fiend. I felt shocked when you mentioned his name in your last e-mail; I was hoping to avoid having to talk about that son of a bitch.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki><br />
<br />
[[Chris and his ego|I had to be fated to become internet famous]]...<br />
<br />
Anyway, I will still be happy to meet up with you and hang out. Perhaps we can hang out at the [[Fashion Square Mall]]. Let me know which day would be good for you.<br />
<br />
Also, I would like you to get in touch with my [[gal-pal]] I've told you a bit about earlier; she will be introducing herself in an e-mail soon; her address is ''*redacted*''. That way, you'll get to know one of my friends as well. :)<br />
<br />
BTW, I've relisted the two guitars on eBay; it was wierd to get the positive feedback after you've bought the guitars from Someone Else (who happens to be a crook).<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Outrage====<br />
{{Email|OH MY GOD I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!!<br />
<br />
Not at you of course.<br />
<br />
So this guy who sold me guitars wasn't even a friend of yours? I'm not sure I fully understand this... so he came with two identical guitars and took the money that was supposed to go to you? I'm amazed. Have I go the story right? It's amazing how being on the internet can bring out so many stupid people!!! I am SOOOO SORRY. There was no way I could have known! Can you forgive me?<br />
<br />
What about the feedback, should I tell my dad to leave it there? It doesn't seem honest but this guy has ripped you off. What do you think?<br />
<br />
As far as hanging out goes, we will soon guaranteed. I have to head home to Prague this weekend cause my mom is sick. It doesn't seem too serious, but I should visit my family. It's good to see them when they are down you know? What sort of things do you want to do? Good news is I have my own laptop now, so I can email more frequently. Email me lots over the weekend cause I may be pretty bored in Prague. I'm kind of excited though because I will be going to see family in Liberec and I get to RIDE THE TRAIN!!!<br />
<br />
I would love to talk to your friend!!! I am trying to meet as many new people as possible. It can get lonely being a foreigner here and I want to practice my English too! What's a gal-pal?<br />
<br />
I attached another photo from my graduation. It's of me and my two bestest teachers. Do you have any favourite lektors from school or university?<br />
<br />
How's your mom? And how is the job hunt? I've been trying to find some work recently too.<br />
<br />
Ok, study break is over. Back to the work.<br />
<br />
ČAU MOJ!!<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Absence====<br />
{{Email|Haven't heard from you in a while. You aren't angry with me are you?<br />
<br />
I finally took a peek at your YouTube account. There's a lot of angry videos on there. What is happening? Should I be worried about this Gregg person?<br />
<br />
What should I do?<br />
<br />
Regina}}<br />
====We cool====<br />
{{EmailReply|Hey, Regina. No, I am not angry with you; we are cool.<br />
<br />
As long as you ignore him and don't communicate further with Gregg, don't worry. BTW, since you've met "Gregg" in person, can you describe what he looks likes; height, body build, eye color, skin, hair color/style and such?<br />
<br />
Don't worry about the whole mess; it's MY mess, and I am and will deal with it personally.<br />
<br />
And don't worry about the Guitar deal; I've relisted them on eBay; it's all cool.<br />
<br />
How is your mother; I hope she's doing better? And let's try to re-schedule our meet and greet hang-out; do you know where Fashion Square Shopping Center is?<br />
<br />
TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====The many faces of Gregg====<br />
{{Email|Hey there.<br />
<br />
Sure I can describe Gregg. He's a kind of square shouldered guy. He's black. He's around 190 cm and he had some pretty big biceps. He had pretty short hair too. I am not really good at telling black<br />
people apart to be honest. I've been getting some weird emails too. Do you think they may be from him?<br />
<br />
My mom is doing better. Thank you for asking. Though she is still pretty weak. They aren't sure why. They want to do more tests.<br />
<br />
I've heard about the Fashion Square Mall, why do you ask? I have yet to go there.<br />
<br />
I've read a bit from your Sonichu site. I'm not sure I totally understand it.<br />
<br />
Čauko!<br />
<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Chris explains YouTube madness====<br />
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your description.<br />
<br />
I've asked about Fashion Square, because I go there often, and it would be an ideal place to meet up. I'm free any afternoon; just let me know the day and time, and we can try to meet up again. :)<br />
<br />
As for the wierd e-mails, make note of the sender e-mail addresses, block them, and delete any future wierd e-mails without reading them. You can pretty much tell in the subject line anyway.<br />
<br />
Also, for the recently uploaded videos on YouTube; they were directed to my trolls, including the crazy-acting one where I break that hunk of wood (I was trying to scare them away with that one), please do not judge me from those. Although they do emphasize my dramatic side.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Insane people in malls====<br />
{{Email|Yo, wassup?<br />
<br />
Yeah, I'm not a really big fan of American malls. I seem to meet so many weird people in them. Usually some people shouting and being weird. I keep seeing all kinds of [[Attraction Sign|strange things]] in malls.<br />
<br />
How about this: I finally got an apartment hookup through my friend. She found a great place near the University. I haven't seen it yet but I am totally trusting of her. We are going to take possession around the middle of November. We are SOOOO having a house party. Are you down? We are going to get WASTED and break the house in proper.<br />
<br />
I'll block the emails. Just like you recommended. What are trolls anyway? I always thought they were some ugly things from children's stories that ate goats. I'm kind of getting the sense from what I have read that they are some sort of internet haters or something. What exactly do they want with you?<br />
<br />
The videos are pretty interesting. I thought [[War Paint Video|the Indian one]] was cute :) but I don't really understand it. Tell me more about your dramatic side!<br />
<br />
I totally talked to your friend! She seems really cool. How did you meet her? Is she like your girlfriend or something? I love meeting new people. It gets so hard being a foreigner here when everything is weird.<br />
<br />
Back to studying!!!!!<br />
<br />
Těší mě!!!<br />
<br />
Regina.}}<br />
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====Chris believes the trolls are jealous of him====<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, Kim is not my girlfriend; she already has a boyfriend; she and i are just friends. I met her through an old friend of mine.<br />
<br />
The house party sounds like fun. :) I am down with that. But I would still like to meet you in person ASAP. How about this, since you don't like the mall, and I recall you telling me you liked the taco place, how about we meet at a Taco Bell? There are two in Charlottesville; one nearby the Barracks Road Shopping Center, and one nearby the Albemarle Square, where the ACAC Fitness Center is located. Just let me know which day you will be free, and I can meet you at one of the two Taco Bells (We'll need to specify which one beforehand) that afternoon.<br />
<br />
In this case, Trolls are Internet Bullies; they pick on people for the "LULZ" (or "[[Laughs Under Lucricities|Laughs Under Lucridicities]]" as I put it); Laughs at other people's expense. They try to trick, or hack, the victim or their associates to gather dirt and information on them, and twist and turn the truth around and make terrible, slanderous jokes at their expense. Mostly, they pick on celebrities; I do not really understand why me of all people. But they are just lowly individuals who most likely hang out practically 24/7 in their basements in front of their computers. The only theory I have is that they're jealous of me and my creative ideas and comics.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I gtg; I have a few things to do right now, but I'll TTYL.<br />
<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Philosophy reading====<br />
{{Email|Hello!!! :)<br />
<br />
Well, the thing is, I want to meet you too. But right now this philosophy at university is driving me mad!!! I have so much reading to do I am spending all my time in classes or at home with my nose in a book. I figure once I can get the bulk of my reading under control, I am totally yours to meet. I'll guarantee we can meet before the housewarming party, but not at this exact moment.<br />
<br />
Not unless you can explain my philosophy readings to me :D Why does it need to be ASAP?<br />
<br />
I am really not a fan of fast food, maybe we can go to a nightclub or bar or something... do you know any good ones??<br />
<br />
So I think I understand the whole trolls thing. I read a bit of your bio on that cogsdev thing you sent me. It seems like a pretty confusing story. It sounds pretty tragic too.<br />
<br />
Anyway, in the meantime, until we meet that it, can I keep sending you emails to keep my English up to date? Although she speaks perfect English, my Aunt only wants to speak Czech all the time... All my readings are in English but I keep getting worried my social English will go out the window. Can I ask you some questions before we meet?<br />
<br />
Pusinky :*<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====The sooner the better====<br />
{{EmailReply|It's cool; we can meet up at the Baja Bean across from [[Wal-Mart]]; they have a bar there, and they do check for ID, but it is smoke-free and clean. Plus, they have Karaoke Friday Nights there at 9:00. It doesn't have to be ASAP, but the sooner the better, I feel. And of course you may ask me as many questions as you please, and I can think of some in response to those as well. :) I continue to look forward to our meet and greet.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Questions about America====<br />
{{Email|Hey!!!<br />
<br />
Ok, cool. I like to ask foreigners a lot of questions. Because this is the first time I have lived in America, so there are so many things I am curious about...<br />
<br />
Ok, so check this out. I saw your video where you are dressed up like an Indian. Do they still live on reservations and stuff? I haven't met anyone who is an Indian (at least not that I know of) and no one seems to really know that much about them. Do you? You said you had some ancestry, so I was just curious. Do you follow any traditions? The only things I know about Indians are from the Winnetou books and movies and I'm not sure how accurate they are.<br />
<br />
Oh hey, do you have any more books to recommend other than those RL Stien books? My brother is looking for some good books and those ones aren't available in the Czech republic. He needs to read more because his English sucks almost as much as my dad's.<br />
<br />
I went through some of your comics. Pretty interesting. Where did you learn to draw? I have been reading books on how to draw but can't seem to get anything right. I read a lot of theory books like from Marvel and stuff but I never seem to improve. I would take lessons but that will have to wait until University is over.<br />
<br />
Ok, and a couple of American things that really get me confused...<br />
<br />
The first is halloween. Everyone seems to make a big deal of it. I don't get it. We don't have it in the Czech republic but everyone knows what it is. But what's the big deal anyway? A lot of people have invited me to parties. Are you going to a party? I don't understand how this thing for kids to get candy has turned into adults dressing up for parties.<br />
<br />
Also, politics. People really seem to ramble about politics a lot. I think I kind of get the sense of what the parties are about. Who do you vote for? I hope that's not too personal a question. And a lot of people seemed to hate George Bush. Why didn't they like him so much? And now a lot of people don't like Obama. Why don't people like him? ARRRRGH, I'm so confused. And what's with all these conspiracies... ABOUT BOTH.<br />
<br />
Oh hey, on a by the way sort of note... My dad's is starting up this new media company and he needs writer/editor type people with HTML skills for a website. I read on your site that you know a bit about that. They are having trouble finding skilled people to fill the position. Would you be interested in the email address or are you too busy with freelance work? I don't know anything about how much it pays but my dad said just refer (he told me to ask anyone I knew) people to his HR manager and they would happily answer questions. I still feel bad about the guitar thing and hoped this would make it up to you.<br />
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Gaaah! I need to get back to all this philosophy reading. All these books make me think about our place in the world. Do you think there is a grand design or something? Do you have a personal philosophy? After reading all this, I don't know what to believe...<br />
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Ask me some questions so I can procrastinate in these readings LOL!!!<br />
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Ok. Back to work.<br />
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Čau moj!<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Wikipedia: The answer to everything====<br />
{{EmailReply|Cool. Well, in order to your questions; firstly, I am 1/32 Cherokee. I do not currently live on a reservation, yet I think a lot of us Native Americans do live on Reservations. The proper term is not Indian (that term was misconstruded when Christopher Colombus landed at what would later be called America, and he thought it was India (his originally planned destination) and he referred to the people as people of India by mistake; the proper term is Native American. I currently do not know of any traditions to follow of my Cherokee ancestry, but information on "Cherokee" can be looked up on Wikipedia.<br />
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The only other books I can remember having read, off the top of my head, is "To Kill a Mockingbird", "Wednesday's Child" and "The Giver". The authors escape me, but again, check on Wikipedia.<br />
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My drawing style, I would say is mostly natural, but I have learned about perspectives and such from Numerous Art Classes I took throughout my lifetime in all my schools I went to. I can shed some light on perspectives for you and help you practice drawing in the future. :) Do you have any samples of your drawing style you'd like to share with me? I can critique it and offer you honest, detailed feedback that can help you as well.<br />
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Halloween History can be looked up on Wikipedia, but the costumed portions, from what I've heard, started in these United States in Salem with Witches, spooks and the like. As portrayed in a "Treehouse of Horror" episode of "The Simpsons", one theory states that some of those witches wanted children for one of their brews or something, so they went house-to-house. But instead of taking the children, they were offered cookies, candies and treats, and the witches accepted those instead. And eventually, the trend of Trick or Treat and costumed people going house-to-house followed for a Halloween tradition. Adults like to dress up to get into the spirit, and parties are a given as such for fun and enjoyment. I know of a halloween party I plan on going to nearby the Downtown Mall; if we meet soon enough, I would like to invite you to come with me there. :) If you came with me, what would you dress up as? And I encourage your own personal creativity. As a suggestion, if you still have your prom dress, all you would need are a pair of clear transparent slippers and a tiara, and you come as Cinderella.<br />
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I am not all that into politics, but I do know some things from ear (Bush and Obama and why people dislike them can be found on the Wikipedia also). You may be talking about George Bush JUNIOR that people have disliked; I don't know much of why. As for Obama, people are disliking him, because he supposedly is being a wuss and has pulled back some of the US Armed Forces from other countries. And currently, his Health Plan; to my understanding, it would just be a costly thing that Americans are not ready for yet, because we can't afford it yet, due to the recent recession (which didn't seem like that big of a deal in my opinion; I just lived on day by day, and I'm still okay). And there's the deal with another country concealing a nuclear facility from him; they don't want to give a tour, and they're saying it's there for "Peace Reasons". Obama's trying to get other countries' support to make this country show him their facility. That's what I know right now. I recommend learning what you can in research to help settle your confusion more if you feel the need.<br />
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Also, as for voting, in current events, my main concern is on the Governer of Virginia; Bob McDonnel or Craig Deeds. There are tales of McDonnel wanting to take Virginia backwards, in a sense, by supporting a law created by Bush Jr. (I think). And McDonnel is Against Abortion Rights, and he would make it illegal, even in incest or rape, and for married couples, to have the choice. On the other hand, Craig supports higher taxes for gas, housing and such. Currently, Craig is ahead, but my father and I both feel that Neither McDonnel or Craig are good; they're both poor choices. We're even thinking on Election Day to Write in Snoopy (Charlie Brown's dog) instead of voting for McDonnel or Craig. LOL<br />
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I do have good knowledge of raw HTML, and I created the Most Original CWC's Sonichu Site, as well as its predecessor, CWC's PokeSite 2, from raw HTML text in Notepad. I have had two classes; one during High School and one later at PVCC. I would need more information on your dad's company, and the web server that is set up for his company, but I am up for that. ;)<br />
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Personal philosophy, I'm not sure; I have thought about it before, but it escapes me at the moment. I promise to recall, remember it and get back to you on that.<br />
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Also, for bars I've been to, I've also been to Applebees (the one by Toys 'R' Us; they have Karaokee Mondays), the TGIFridays by Target, and Club R2 (A.K.A. the Rapture) in the Downtown Mall (I don't know much about R2, but they do print their events in Charlottesville's "The Hook" weekly newsletter magazine (it's Free). Have you been to any yourself yet, and if so which ones?<br />
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I'll think up some more questions for you by the next e-mail.<br />
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I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Regina is just full of questions====<br />
{{Email|Word up yo...<br />
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Ok, thanks for telling me about the whole Indian/Native American thing. No one corrected me on that yet and I have been saying it all along. I hope I didn't offend anyone. I guess it is hard to preserve traditions like that. I guess most of it was verbal history too.<br />
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I don't think I will offer up any drawings for critique just yet. I am not sure they are good enough. Maybe I will, but I will have to find them first. Like a lot of my personal photos they are strewed around on a whole variety of different CDs. I'll look, but no promises.<br />
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Ok, so I think I get the whole deal behind halloween parties. I guess it just makes sense to have an excuse to dress up crazy and go out to have fun. The halloween party you mentioned sounds like fun, can you tell me more about it? I would go, but I think I will have to fly back to the Czech republic cause my mom is still sick. My dress is there anyway, it was too much to pack. Surely you must know some nice lady you can take there? What are you dressing up as? That's what I'm really curious about. And why are you choosing this costume... oh, please take photos of your costume if I don't get to see it.<br />
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Thank you for clearing that bit up about politics. Can you explain to me, if you don't like these two men, why you would write a cartoon character's name? Are these the only two men? Is there really no other people? That sounds a little bizarre to hae only two people to choose from. I guess no one else wanted the position? The way you put it, Obama does sound like kind of a wuss. Do you think he is right to pull back the armies from these arab countries? I read the Wikipedia article on George Bush Junior. It seems that people don't like him because of immigrants or something. And he doesn't seem to care about the environment and people seem to think he allows torture. And mostly the wars he started too... how reliable is this Wikipedia? Are these things really so bad? Good luck with choosing the governor.<br />
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Ok, I don't know the details about HTML and things. Computers are not my specialty. My dad told me to find anybody interested and forward them on to him. His email is *redacted* so it is probably best just to contact him. He may get his assistant to write back, because, well, you have read his English already. If he does reply on his own, go easy on him, k? :) You have some pretty good chances of getting the job cause they are having a really hard time getting a pool of applicants. They really want an English speaker, but no one seems to want to work for a Czech company.<br />
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I have been to a few bars, but I forget the names of most of the places. I think I went to some bar called Vivian's or some place next to it or something. I really need to start remembering the names of all these places. A couple of discos too. I will pick up a copy of The Hook and look for these events you suggest.<br />
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Here's another few questions I thought of. Have you ever thought about doing comic plots for different characters? Like maybe doing a spinoff for one of your current characters or designing a new set of characters with a new story? Or are you just sticking to your current universe? And why/why not? My brother used to read a lot of comics so he may ask me about your mentality or whatever the next time I see him.<br />
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Hey also, we were talking about philosophy, that's cool if you don't remember your personal views. I guess it isn't something the average person thinks about every day. What about your future? What do you see in your future? I am always curious about this with everybody. I see myself being like my father or brother and starting my own business, but some different kind of business. Not like the traditional kind. I just don't know what yet. What about you? What kinds of things would you like to do? Maybe in ten years or when you retire? Or next year, whatever...<br />
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Anyway, back to the books!<br />
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Papá!!<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Chris babbles about costumes, poltics, and dreams====<br />
{{EmailReply|It's cool; I look forward to any drawings you are able to share with me. :)<br />
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The Halloween party I'm planning on going to is on Saturday October 31 at the Key Center, 800 E. Market St, at 7 - 9 PM; $3 per person, $5 per couple; I will pay our way in if you decide to come with me. I thought I've mentioned that I currently have a few gal-pals (who are already taken), but no girlfriend for myself yet (I'm single). So, other than you, I do not have anyone else I could take. I'm going to go in this outfit I sometimes wore before to the Pokemon Trading Card Game League I used to attend that made me look like Ash Ketchum. I thought of making up an outfit to go as Captain N, from that classic Nintendo TV Show, "Captain N, the Game Master", but it's hard for me to find a matching jacket at Goodwill, even an "N" to stitch onto the jacket. I'll send you a photo in the next e-mail.<br />
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I'm sorry to hear your mother is still ill; please offer her my humble condolences and wishes for full recovery. :)<br />
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The wikipedia is most reliable; the people who post on there most of the time quote their sources; books, newspapers, other websites, etc.<br />
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McDonnel and Deeds are the only two candidates for VA Governer at this time, and with both of them being not so swift candidates, it just seems fitting to write-in the fictional character as a comical alternative. My father brought up the idea of writing Snoopy in first, and I was hip to the idea, because it made me laugh. :D As for why, McDonnel is Against Abortion Rights, and Deeds would Raise Taxes; it's like one would Retardate Virginia, and one would Make Things MORE Expensive.<br />
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As for Obama, I would have to agree with popular opinion on the issue of him pulling back our troops; I feel what he did there was like saying, "We're not worthy; please do with us as you wish, and we will offer no resistance." Pitiful.<br />
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I will respect and understand your father's english capabilities and wording at my best. :)<br />
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I do not plan on any spin-offs for my comic series; there are a LOT of characters and such, and I feel it would be more complicated and difficult to do such at this time. But in future pages, I do plan on expanding on each individual character with their individual stories and adventures. I have all my ideas written in my Brain's Diary.<br />
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As for where I see myself, I am uncertain career-wise, but [[Dreams|I HAVE A DREAM]]! And that dream is to find the woman to make my Sweetheart from honest, true friendship, make her my wife, and from us, have a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. I've had a number of dreams where I take care of and tend to the needs of my baby, Crystal. And from all those dreams, I knew they were God's wishes for my future.<br />
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Alternatively, if I have a boy as well, I would name him [[Reginald]]; that was not a dream-thing though. I've had a [[PandaHalo|past internet gal-pal]], who would have likely become my girlfriend after she got here from her native land of Australia after finishing College there with a Teacher Degree. We role-played a family day with the children, and she chose the name of Reginald for the boy-child. She died last Janurary during the wild bushfires then. Sometimes I remember her, but I have moved on.<br />
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I have a lot of stories I would be happy to share with you in-person in conversations in the future. It feels easier to me to talk about it in-person, in lieu to typing it up.<br />
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Which brings up a topic I'm curious about, please tell me about any past relationships you've had; ex-boyfriends, any sex, etc. If you feel uncomfortable talking about it, I understand.<br />
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Cool, I will TTYL,<br />
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Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
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Cau,<br />
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Chris. :)}}<br />
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====Regina can't make it====<br />
{{Email|Hey there!<br />
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Well, thank you for the offer for the halloween party, but I will definitely be flying to Praha on that day. So there is no possible way for me to make it. Can't wait to see the photos of the Ash outfit you mentioned. I think I know the character you are talking about. I am sure I will recognise it when I see it. I don't know who Captain N is. I will check Wikipedia or something. Sorry, didn't mean to confuse your gal-pals for girlfriends. I just figured you were involved with someone. If not on a full relationship yet. Just a sense I got from your YouTube videos. I saw one where you were talking to a girl named [[Kacey|Kacy]] where you said you cared about her. Sorry for the confusion. I seem to have taken these videos out of context. Is there an explanation?<br />
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It's too bad you have such poor choices for governor or whatever. Higher taxes aren't such a bad thing though are they? They help pay for important stuff. I agree they shouldn't be too high. How much more will you have to pay if he gets elected? What happens if everyone writes Snoopy on the ballot? Would he have to take office?<br />
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When you put it that way about Obama, it does sound pitiful. If that's the case, why do so many people like him? And why do you think he should have stayed in Iraq? Are you a very patriotic person? I am very proud of being Czech, especially of my language.<br />
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You certainly seem like you have your future planned out in full. I wish I knew my future as well as you do! For now, I just want to EXCEL. I want to make the best of myself in whatever I do. I have had to bust my ass while studying. Everyone goes out and parties but I don't stop till I get it right. And boy do my marks show it. I want to be the BEST. Not sure what I have to prove. Just want to be all I can be. Maybe once I do that, I can relax for a bit. My own business is my clearest goal, even though I'm not sure what the business will be about. Do you ever have ambitions like this?<br />
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I am really sorry to hear about your friend. She must have been very special to you.<br />
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Since you mentioned Snoopy, I was just curious. What are your favourite cartoons? Do you prefer Western or Eastern? What do you like about them? I personally like Russian cartoons.<br />
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I was also watching your video about [[Brutal Legend]]. I heard about that game. Is it good??? It sure looks good! Do you like metal music? Is that why you got this? I think you probably explained this in your video but there is no sound. Did YouTube screw it up?<br />
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Here's a weird question I love asking people... If you could have any superpower, what would it be? What would you do with it. The best answer I ever got was from my friend. She wanted the ability to fart in stereo LOLOLOL!!! I guess that means she would have two buttholes.<br />
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Also, what's up with American trains? European trains are way cooler. Do you use the train much?<br />
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We totally will share in person as soon as I have the time. I just want to get to know you in the meantime is all. I can be initially shy in a first meeting so it helps if I know what I can talk about.<br />
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Did you email my dad? He says he didn't get anything from you yet. Sometimes these Czech emails can be pretty screwball. If it isn't working, I'll give you his Gmail.<br />
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Nope, never had a boyfriend.<br />
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Na zdravie, šťastie a lásku,<br />
Regina :)}}<br />
====Chris answers a bunch of questions, is still a virgin====<br />
{{EmailReply|Yes, Kacey is one of my gal-pals; nothing major at the time. She already cares for [[Liquid Chris|this other dude]]. I do care about her as a friend though. :) I am the sort of man who keeps his friends close to his heart and cares about them.<br />
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The only True-from-My-Heart-and-Mind Videos are on my own personal YouTube accounts, my current "ChristianWChandler" and my past "CChan6789". MOST others outside of my accounts will be slandered, misleading videos created by the Trolls, in lame attempts to mislable me, as well as smearing my good name and reputation.<br />
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I've attached an early picture of me in my ol' outfit (0647); ignore the wastepouch; I have not worn one in years. And I generally wore this yellow Pokemon TCG League Gym Leader shirt to Best complete the outfit (0584). <br />
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These photos are from my slideshow of life photos/pics I presented in a [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]] I created on my 25th Birthday, February 24, 2007, called "Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm on T.V." Originally, it was priviately distributed from me to close friends and family. But last year, a troll pretended to be one of my old, close gal-pal and tricked a copy out of me; now it's all over the web, with messed-up versions of the original videos, and people making and distributing FAKE copies. DO NOT BUY any of those, as well as the unofficial Sonichu/Rosechu merchandise; there aren't any at this time, but I am working on that. After you and I become real close, I would be happy to make a copy for you, or I can share my Master Copy with you in a multiple number of "Movie Nights"; there is over 6 hours of original content.<br />
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Please do not judge me, but yeah I have yet to expierence a major relationship. But I do have a good amount of knowledge to make up a good relationship, as well as good sex. I have seen a good share of soft and hardcore porn, including some Educational videos from companies like the Sinclair Institute. But again, there is no rush. Which brings up a question, how do you feel about sex before marriage, or sex in general?<br />
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I feel that higher taxes is the better of the two evils in the governer issues, so I'll probably root for Deeds anyway. I wouldn't worry about Snoopy.<br />
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Obama stay in Iraq? You may have misunderstood a phrasing in my last e-mail; I never meant that in any way. I am proud to be an american; I am patriotic. I can go on about the history of these United States and how our forefathers, who founded it and shaped it to what it is today, worked and fought to maintain order and peace throughout this fine nation. My father could go on about that as well; he is very knowledgeable in the history. And I welcome and respect your patriotism for your country as well; you have every right as you were born and raised in it. :)<br />
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I have had ambitions for a job or business, even though it was not made clear to me on what it would be specifically; I'm still uncertain currently. What are your ideas for the business subject you'd like to pursue? My mother originally wanted to be a teacher, and she has had past expierence in substituting for the teacher in their absence from time to time. Yet she ended up taking a number of secretarial jobs in a number of companies and businesses.<br />
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I have a LOT of favorited cartoons; (anything) [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sailor Moon]], [[Transformers]] (any Generation), [[Excel Saga]], Samurai Pizza Cats, Smurfs, [[Gay|Care Bears]], and more. I'm not sure what you mean by Western or Eastern, unless you mean American and Japan (Anime) Animation. I like Anime a bit better, because it is mostly better drawn and rendered compared to American, plus the stories are usually better, and sometimes the original Japanese Audio, even in the TV-Y area, has some curse words. LOL :D I have also watched Canadian Animation; those were good, and British Animation ("Danger Mouse" to name one). I don't think I've ever watched Russian Animation, but I am always open for new shows. :)<br />
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Yeah, I am uncertain [[PSEye|what happened to the audio in the original video I did for Brutal Legend]]. I like all kinds of [[Chris and music|music]], unless it's presented at a TOO Loud volume; respect the eardrums. LOL Metal is awesome, but I mostly listen to Pop, Lite Rock, Country, Jazz and Classic.<br />
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I would have to say Super Speed; [[Sonichu's Edge|I wouldn't easily tire out after running at such velocity]], I'd get a lot more exercise, and I wouldn't require a car if I can get there in a Snap on foot. :D<br />
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I have never ridden on a train, I'm sorry.<br />
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You can talk about most anything to me, no worries. And if you cross a line, I will let you know; I would respect your wishes if I cross a line in discussion, you'd only need to tell me.<br />
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I've just e-mailed Walter, asking for the information. I am certain he got the message, because I would have gotten a "Returned Message" e-mail if the address was faulty.<br />
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I'm sorry you can't make the Halloween Party, but it's cool; I'll be okay. :) I am looking forward to your house-warming party; please let me know if I can do or bring anything to help make it better. Please be sure to let me know the details when you are fully certain of them; when and where. <br />
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I'll TTYL. Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Cau,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Regina is asexual, asks about loads of random stuff====<br />
{{Email|Yo yo yo wass happenin'<br />
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That is too bad that Kacey cares for another dude, it wasn't some sort of tragic love triangle was it? I feel really sorry for you if it was. It is good that you can look past it and see her as a friend still.<br />
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It would be cool to see your DVD. I didn't know you were a filmmaker too! What kind of films do you make? What is your DVD about? It sounds interesting. I love director's cuts. Do you have a big screen? I hate watching movies on small TVs. I am sorry to hear that people are pirating it. It really sucks when people [[Sonichu|steal other people's intellectual property]] like that.<br />
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Sex before marriage is of no concern to me. People can do whatever they want in the privacy of their homes. Sex in general seems like a waste of time in my opinion. But like I said, they can do what they want. I have never watched a porno.<br />
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Speaking of other countries and patriotism, how much do you know about the Czech republic? I am always curious what people know about my country, or Europe. Have you been to Europe? Is there any place you would like to visit in Europe? We have so many nice things to see. Or maybe you would prefer a different continent? Speaking of Czech, I totally tried to bring back some Slivovica for your dad. But they took it at customs. I will try to bring another. If it doesn't work this time I will get my brother to bring some when he comes to visit me in November.<br />
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As far as the business model I would like to pursue, I want to maybe open a restaurant that features all kinds of Slavic and foods from my part of the world, OR something related to fashion. I think the fashion industry is boring, I would like to introduce something new but I have no really good ideas just yet. Have you thought about any general areas? I know you said you weren't sure, but I mean generally.<br />
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What kind of Canadian cartoons have you watched? Or British ones other than Danger Mouse?<br />
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Glad to hear you like metal. I like quite a bit of it. Among other stuff. Mostly indie.<br />
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Hey do you play any sports? I love sports. I have just been getting into American Football. It seems pretty complicated. I haven't decided if I like it or not yet. It seems interesting anyway. I heard a lot of American men have played football in high school, did you by any chance?<br />
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Here's a question I keep hearing a lot in America: If you could have a dinner party and invite 3 people... anyone you want... living or dead... who would it be? Myself, I picked Vaclav Havel, Robo Kazik, Ernest Hemingway and Golda Meir. I know that's 4... yes I cheated. And you?<br />
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Do you own a gun? It seems like a lot of people here do. I'm not judging on it or anything, I'm just curious. A lot of people seem to have them. Would you ever buy one? I never thought about it myself, but one of my friends suggest I come out with her to the shooting range.<br />
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Oh, and my brother was a bit curious about your artistic process, what goes through the head of an artist when he is thinking of what to draw?<br />
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My dad got your email by the way, he let me know today that he received it. He says he is going to have his assistant look it over the start of the business day. He was really excited about the prospect of hiring an American at his company.<br />
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Glad you are looking forward to the house-warming party. It is going to RULE!!!!! I can't wait. As for what to bring... I dunno, what do Americans usually bring to parties? We do need to get some alcohol. Would you mind picking it up? It's just that most of us are under 21. If you are worried about it say no. I love America but it has some pretty dumb laws.<br />
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Anyway, back to the books... again :(<br />
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Have fun talking to my dad or his assistant :)<br />
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Mám rád zozadu,<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Chris wants sex, played football with girls====<br />
{{EmailReply|I wouldn't really call myself a filmmaker, but I have created some documentry-like films that are on the DVD and saved as video files on my PS3, along with the newer videos I created since then. In a nutshell, the DVD is essentially the videos I put together, the two TV News Segments I was portrayed in, and slideshows of still photos and pics with good tunes and a pretend Radio Show I created onto Audio Cassette over a decade ago. It's more or less sort of a "Best Of" type of thing. I have a Sony HD TV, about 40 or 46" wide.<br />
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In my humble opinion, I am okay with sex before marriage too. I do not feel that it is a waste of time; I feel the intercourse between loving couples who deeply care about each other is truly special, and is essentially a truly magical connection between them. Although as for those who may not feel like that during intercourse, they still get sensations that just feel totally awesome between each other.<br />
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I have not been to Europe, and I can learn more about the Czech Republic from your point of view in addition to what you've previously shared with me. :) I do not currently have a favorite location in Europe, but if I had the chance, I would enjoy visiting the other countries. Although, I would like to visit England and Japan; England being the origin of my mother's half of the family, and I'd like to sample more of the video games only available in Japan, and see their technology that the US doesn't have yet. IDK about my father being able to take in any alcohol at his age, but I know he would appreciate the gesture, and I can get a chance to sample the slivovich for myself with you. :)<br />
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You have made some good choices in your possible carrer pursuit. :) Perhaps you and I can put our minds together and make either one happen for you. As for me, something in Artistry or Comic Publications is one idea of mine, or maybe use my CADD degree and go into designing or something.<br />
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One Canadian cartoon I can recall the name of right-off is Bob and Margaret, and there was this one of two short cartoons that featured this blue dog who gets adopted into a family who is danger prone with lots of accidents; the dog protects his family and the baby.<br />
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I like Basketball, Volleyball and Baseball, and I have ice skated at the rink at the Downtown Mall. I've played football for a short while at High School, but I was not all that into it. And during that time in the P.E. class, I was placed on special request on the girl's team, which was better; I did not care to be tackled or rough-housed like they did on the boy's team. Football is okay; I'm just not all that into it.<br />
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I would invite Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson and Amy Jo Johnson (the original Pink Ranger on the "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers"). For my fourth, though, I would invite [[Vanessa Hudgens]].<br />
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I do not currently own a real gun, but I have had target practice in video games like "Duck Hunt" (NES) and on a few Wii games too; I'm fairly good. I may consider buying a gun, but not right now.<br />
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My artistic process... I think of story pieces, I note them, and when I draw them up, I add more to them; beginning and end (or middle and either if the piece is beginning or end). There are more details, but I'm not sure how to phrase them at this time. But mostly, it just comes to me. :)<br />
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I would be happy to bring some beer or wine to the party; just let me know which brand of beer (or white wine) strikes y'all's fancy good.<br />
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I gtg for now; I need a shower. I'll TTYL.<br />
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Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Regina confirms asexuality====<br />
{{Email|Ok, sorry I guess I misunderstood what you meant by making a DVD. So this is like a series of short films and a collection of other stuff.<br />
<br />
So you were on the news? How did you manage that? What were you on the news for?<br />
<br />
Oh wow, you have a big TV. It must be pretty good for video games. I<br />
have never had a TV that big.<br />
<br />
Ok, maybe some people are into the whole sex thing. But personally I<br />
have no interest. I think bothering with something like that would<br />
distract me from other more important social relationships. More<br />
importantly it would probably distract me from improving myself. That<br />
energy could be put to good use for a lot of other things. And I<br />
doubt it would really change much. If you care for a person then sex<br />
shouldn't be so important. Just an option. A lot of people seem to<br />
think that having sex will change things. I would bet a lot of money<br />
that it doesn't.<br />
<br />
That is too bad that your dad can't drink any Slivovica. I guess I<br />
can still try to smuggle some in and you can try it. It is best to<br />
try the original Czech stuff. They say Slivovica is good for your<br />
health and helps you live longer. Europe really is the best place to<br />
go. A lot of Americans came to Prague looking for adventure and they<br />
always found it. I know a bunch of them who actually settled down in<br />
the Czech republic and got married or started new careers.<br />
<br />
Thanks for the input on my possible career choices. What have you<br />
been doing in the way of starting your business related to artistry or<br />
design? Oh, speaking of which, have you talked much to my dad? He<br />
loves America but I hope he is not being a weirdo about it. Or maybe<br />
you spoke to his assistant.<br />
<br />
So what reasons do you have for inviting Britney Spears, Pamela<br />
Anderson and Amy Jo Johnson to your dinner party? What is your<br />
motivation for having them there? What kind of questions would you<br />
ask them? Why only media personalities? I'm very intrigued and<br />
curious.<br />
<br />
So you might buy a gun in the future? What kind of gun do you think<br />
you would buy? Would you be getting it for protection or sport? What<br />
exactly do you think about gun control? Personally I don't care<br />
either way. I have never owned one but my father is an avid hunter.<br />
He was a sharpshooter when he did his military service.<br />
<br />
I really don't know what kind of wine is good. Do you have any<br />
recommendations? The girls need wine. I think most of the guys who<br />
are coming will be bringing their own beer. I am responsible for<br />
getting the girls drunk so I need someone to bring the white wine.<br />
<br />
Very interesting info about your art process. Do you have a full<br />
story arc planned and fill in little pieces or do you make them up as<br />
you go along? What inspires you to draw these particular elements?<br />
What kinds of symbols are you using in your art? I'm curious to see<br />
what elements are symbolic of certain things I may not be catching. I<br />
am not good at picking up on symbols when reading. Here's one thing I<br />
was wondering, do your characters all have first, middle and last<br />
names? Like is Sonichu just Sonichu or is he Mr. XXXXX XXXXX Sonichu. Or maybe Sonichu is his first name?<br />
<br />
By the way I saw your video on Kacey. Everything you said was pretty<br />
sweet but if you want to win her back you might want to just jump in<br />
and tell her to come back to you. Girls love guys who can be strong<br />
and tell them what they want. I bet if you are way more assertive<br />
then she will see and admire that. It will probably make this other<br />
guy shit his pants with fear too. I hope I am not out of place saying<br />
that, I just thought I would offer my womanly opinion. I hope it was<br />
of some help.<br />
<br />
Hope everything else is great. :)<br />
<br />
Peace and love as you say... or mier a láska as we would say in my<br />
language. Oh, and here's one thing I want to teach you too. You<br />
should start conversations with na zdar. It is a really cheerful<br />
Czech greeting. It means "I wish you well" and it sounds really cool.<br />
<br />
Ty kokot,<br />
Regina}}<br />
<br />
====Chris weasels out of a job that is handed to him without reservation====<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I have been busy with my Sonichu stuff and other things. I have recently found peace of mind with the arrival of my Copyright Registeration Certificate from the VA Library of Congress for Sonichu. I am in work on making a presentation video and getting in touch with companies to make the merchandise and copies of my books and DVD.<br />
<br />
Also, I apologize for not getting back to your father on the website job; I have thought a lot about it after reading the details his secretary e-mailed to me. I feel that is beyond my html skills, I apologize for that. But he can go onto websites like monster.com and find resumes for people who have exceptional html skills and such.<br />
<br />
Please foward that paragraph and my humble apologies and regards to him for me; I have misplaced his address.<br />
<br />
I have more e-mails to check, so I'll TTYL.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Regina tried to get it through his damn dirty skull====<br />
<br />
{{Email|Hey Christian,<br />
<br />
I think you may have misread the description. The HTML skills are<br />
just something basic, to make sure that people are familiar with the<br />
medium. They need someone to write articles. Specifically articles<br />
about gaming and technology. They just increased the salary too<br />
because they can't find anyone to do it. It's at the point where they<br />
need someone pretty badly, if you have some specific time requirements<br />
or whatever you can let them know, but they will be flexible with it.<br />
Along the lines of 10 articles a month shouldn't be too difficult.<br />
You really should talk to Marketa and my dad again *redacted*<br />
<br />
Anyway, how is everything else? Good to hear about your copyright.<br />
How did things work out with Kacee?<br />
<br />
Later,<br />
Regina.}}<br />
<br />
====Chris mad====<br />
{{EmailReply|Gaming and technology articles? I thought your father was working in Ceramics.<br />
<br />
Kacey went and married the brown-striped impostor who pretended to be me; his YouTube name is [[CChanSonichuCWC]].}}<br />
<br />
====Further attempts from Regina to offer a dream job====<br />
{{Email|Wow, that really, really sucks. Some people have pretty bad judgment. Did she explain why? Don't be too upset, there are plenty of fish in the sea.<br />
<br />
Yes, my dad does make ceramics. But this is a NEW company. He is<br />
trying to branch out into different areas to do with media and<br />
technology because he is afraid that industrial products could one day<br />
be all the domain of countries with poorer workforces. He wants to be<br />
secure in the future and thinks getting into the tech industry is the<br />
way to go. But they need someone who knows gaming and modern<br />
technology AND is well spoken to kick off this first project. I guess<br />
his assistant didn't explain it all too well.}}<br />
<br />
Chris of course, ignored her. Proving that he could care less about getting off the [[tugboat]].<br />
<br />
====Regina resumes contact...====<br />
{{Email|Anye new and fascinating news?<br />
<br />
I bought a PSP. It is great for those stopovers on my flights to the<br />
Czech Republic.}}<br />
<br />
====And opens the floodgates of boring conversation====<br />
{{EmailReply|That's neat; which model is it, because if it is a 2000, 3000 or PSP Go, you and I can talk to each other over Skype between our PSPs; ORIGINAL 1000 models are not Skype-Capable.<br />
<br />
Also, I have been busy with my Sonichu stuff; I've just drew 4 pages and answered a bunch of fanmail on the Cwcipedia. But I am safe and well, thank you. :)<br />
<br />
What do you say to setting up a dinner-date between you and me one day next week? This time, I'll come and pick you up, and I'll bring you back home on time safe.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL, XOXOXO,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Regina dodges the would-be gropefest...====<br />
{{Email|It is the PSP 3000 slim and bright or whatever it is called. I need to find some good games for it.<br />
<br />
Glad to hear you are keeping busy. Me too. My studies are driving me<br />
overboard. I think I will go nuts. I have had to reach out and help<br />
my dad too since his new enterprise is going nowhere.<br />
<br />
I really don't think a dinner date is a good idea given my total work<br />
overload. Sorry to say it's email for now!<br />
<br />
What else is new?}}<br />
<br />
====And gets even more bored with answers to questions nobody asked====<br />
{{EmailReply|One good place to look for a start is in the Playstation Store on the Playstation Network. This can be done on your PC or even on your PSP. If you haven't done so yet, you can create an account for yourself on your PSP, and download the most current version of MediaGo onto your PC from http://store.playstation.com. You can browse the store for downloadable games, demos and videos. Some content requires a one-time purchase; you may use your debit/credit card, or you may go to the local Best Buy, Sam's Club or GameStop and buy some PSN Cards with increments of 10, 20 or 50 dollars. Should you decide to use a debit/credit card directly, be warned that there will be an additional dollar put on hold for a while to verify the card. Funds can be added under "Account Management" on your PSP, or on MediaGo, under "Transaction Management" then "Transfer Funds" There, you can add increments of 5, 10, 20, 50 or even the maximum limit of the grand total in the PSN wallet of 150. And if you don't have enough in the virtual wallet, you will be prompted to add the difference from your card at checkout. There are games Exclusively for Download Only from the Playstation Store, so feel free to read all the details for each title. They even have PSOne classics playable on both Playstation 3 and PSP.<br />
<br />
I also highly reccomend investing in a 16 GB Memory Stick Pro Duo, which is available at Best Buy or Wal-Mart, which at average is currently priced at around $100.<br />
<br />
And, of course, GameStop is a drive-to destination for reccomended PSP UMD titles, which works for you since you have a PSP with a UMD drive (versus the PSP Go which does not have a UMD drive).<br />
<br />
I have been a loyal PSN account holder and customer since I bought my PS3 back in March, 2007.<br />
<br />
But I digress. I am safe and well, thank you. :) I am still hanging with my family and working on Sonichu. BTW, I am currently looking for people to video-interview (to be uploaded onto my YouTube) for their views on Sonichu and expanding business-wise with merchandise and such. If you have some friends who know Sonichu from my Cwcipedia, please ask them for me if they will volunteer their time. I would appreciate it very much. And your opinions count too, and if you are willing to volunteer yourself, I would appreciate that too.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Regina tries to be helpful====<br />
{{Email|Hey!<br />
<br />
That's pretty interesting. I talked to a few friends and contacts who<br />
knew about Sonichu (I never realised how widespread it was, I thought<br />
it was a bit more underground) and I have come up with about 10 (maybe<br />
more) people who are all very keen on being interviewed. How many<br />
people are you willing to accept? How much knowledge of Sonichu do<br />
they have to have and do they need a webcam or is audio enough? Will<br />
you be doing these interviews over Skype? I don't think I will have<br />
time for an interview myself but what should I tell all these<br />
interested parties?<br />
<br />
ČAU!!!!<br />
Regina}}<br />
<br />
====Chris promptly tries to get others to do the work for him====<br />
{{EmailReply|Please reply right after you read this. I would prefer in-person interviews with each one with me and my digital camera. Perhaps we can setup the on-the-street interviews for Wednesday or Thursday; I have a deadline of Friday for the full video. I would like to meet at the Downtown Mall by the old fountain (next to the Paramount Theatere) at about 3:00 PM, but please let me know which day is more agreeable between all the volunteers. Thank you soo much, Regina.<br />
<br />
If you can find some free time, I'll gladly accept a video MP4 file of you sharing your opinions and thoughts on Sonichu expanding into the merchandise and all. You can film it, upload the file onto a Upload Site Server, send me the link to the video, and I'll download it to be added into the final video.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
Cau,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
====Chris is afraid of a little rain====<br />
{{EmailReply|Just to let you know, the filming will have to be on Thursday since it is raining today. As an alternative, your friends may film their opinions and views on Sonichu in Merchandise, upload their files onto an upload server site and send me the links (preferably all links through you to me, so all of the links can be in one message).<br />
<br />
Thank you again for your help.<br />
Stay Safe, Cau,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====???====<br />
{{Email|Ok, I think most, if not all, will have to use the alternative. I just got this message and the other one. Most of the people who want to be filmed don't live in your area, so coming to the mall is out of the question for them. SO you want them to just give their opinions or should I refer them to you to be interviewed via some online method?}}<br />
<br />
====Chris still doesn't really give a shit if people aren't doing something for him====<br />
{{EmailReply|I see, please let me know how many of them do live in the area. And please let those in other states know to make the videos of their opinions. I apologize for the inconvience, but their input will be most valued.<br />
<br />
To change the subject a bit, are you planning on flying back to your family during the Holiday break? For me, it'll be another stay-at-home with my family thing for me; simple and good.<br />
<br />
TTYL,<br />
Cau,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Some helpful advice that promptly gets ignored====<br />
{{Email|Hey!<br />
<br />
If I could make a bit of a recommendation, companies being pitched a<br />
new product like to be shown the potential for expansion outside the<br />
original fanbase. You should make a large survey of people who are<br />
not familiar with Sonichu so that you can demonstrate how it can be<br />
put into new households. They know that your current fans will buy it<br />
but they need to be shown that it can pick up new buyers. Basic rule<br />
of industry is that if you can't expand, then you should abandon the<br />
project for something that will, otherwise it won't make money.<br />
<br />
You should start polling strangers about Sonichu and offer them<br />
something for their time, like a cookie or whatever.<br />
<br />
See you later!<br />
Regina}}<br />
<br />
End of contact from our retard...<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:E-mails]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Regina_e-mails&diff=117674Regina e-mails2010-10-05T01:38:57Z<p>Radishchu: /* First contact */</p>
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<div>'''Regina Novakova''' was a [[Molvania|Czech]] student studying abroad at UVA. She had her father's help to purchase [[Chris]]'s ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' [[guitar]]s [[online]] over [[eBay]] and the two soon began communication regarding the transaction.<br />
<br />
Unfortunately for Regina, Chris took this opportunity to start his [[Rape|perverted advances]] over someone who never expressed an interest in him to begin with. The tone eventually shifted and Chris became his usual lazy self and then discontinued all contact, probably so he could sit around on his fat ass and be [[retarded]], his favorite leisure time activity, apart from [[Mass Debating|mass debating]].<br />
<br />
These e-mails were obtained by hacking into Regina's email account. As of this date, her whereabouts are unknown but it is assumed that she is busy studying and being productive, unlike Chris. We wish her the best and hope that Chris never crosses her path again.<br />
<br />
Note that these emails take place in late September/early October 2009, right around the time [[Barbara|Snorlax]] was [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_9th,_2009|battling AIDS]].<br />
<br />
==Correspondence==<br />
====First contact====<br />
{{EmailReply|My name is Christian Weston Chandler. I was just in touch with your father, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_%28comics%29|Walter Kovacs], and he has informed me that I will be exchanging the business of him buying the two Guitars from me on eBay with you. The total amount due is 110.99, cash only if picking up in person, please. He was unsure of your phone number, if you have one, but if you have one, you may call me back at 434-760-0848 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-760-0848 end_of_the_skype_highlighting begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-760-0848 end_of_the_skype_highlighting.<br />
<br />
What is your name, if I may ask? And he says you are going to a university here in Virginia; are you going to [[University of Virginia|UVA]] in [[Charlottesville]]?<br />
<br />
I await your call or reply.<br />
<br />
Have a nice day.<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
====Addendum to first contact====<br />
{{EmailReply|Upon personal pick-up, the total without shipping is 91.99}}<br />
====Regina appears====<br />
{{Email|Hey!!!!<br />
<br />
You caught me at the perfect time!! I was just checking my emails before going out!<br />
<br />
Yeah, he doesn't know my phone number cause I don't have one yet :( I just moved here from the Czech republic as a foreign student and I haven't got a cell phone yet. We've been communicating by Skype. It's a nightmare!!!! I want to get a contract but I have to get all this extra visa stuff sorted out!<br />
<br />
I am totally going to UVA! BA in philosophy! It looks hard but I am up to the challenge.<br />
<br />
My name is Regina by the way. I see from your email that your name is Christian! That's totally cool cause my brother's name is Christian. But in Czech we spell it Kristian.<br />
<br />
So I'll get my dad to wire me the money. I am pretty busy sorting out official stuff and meeting new people. Is it possible we can set up a meet in a week or so? Is that too late? I really hope not! Thanks by the way!!!!<br />
<br />
If I can get this cell nightmare worked out I will send you the number ASAP!!<br />
<br />
Have a great day!!!!!<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Chris the philosopher====<br />
[[Image:ECP_00015.jpg|thumb|Chris attached this image. It may as well have served as a warning.]]<br />
{{EmailReply|It is nice to make your acquaintance, Regina. A meeting in a week is good. It is so cool you are going to UVA, because it is only about half to a full hour from my house in [[Ruckersville]], North of UVA up 29.<br />
<br />
I have talked on Skype before, it can be a pain sometimes with [[Autism|miscommunications]] and the fees to call a phone number sometimes. At least it is one way to be in talking touch.<br />
<br />
I went to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], where I got an Associates Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design in 2006. I would use the computer program to design 3D rendered models of mechanical parts and buildings. I even finished my final CADD class with a bang designing a Whole Shopping Mall, Two Stories and a Mayor's Office on the second floor looking over the front entrance. It is huge. :)<br />
<br />
I sometimes have [[CWCFlyingElephants|philosophical thoughts]], although I'm not all that knowledgeable in philosophy, perhaps you can inform me about it, even as your own review for your tests/exams.<br />
<br />
I look forward to talking with you more and meeting you. Please tell me more about yourself in your next message, and I will tell you more as well. Also, I've attached a current photo of myself to this e-mail.<br />
<br />
TTYL. :)<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====About Regina====<br />
{{Email|About me? Well, I like running, video games and music. But I really don't have much time for them. I spent a lot of time working in my father's company in the past. He used to get me to help him with English. He is learning but he still isn't very good yet, as you might have noticed. But now I have come to America to study! I'm from Liberec in the Czech Republic, but me and my family moved to Prague when my father started his company. Have you ever been to Prague? It's amazing!<br />
<br />
I know a lot about philosophy! I love it!!! I have studied it forever. I can't wait to learn more by going to university!<br />
<br />
I never heard of CADD before, I had to look it up lol. Do you work as a designer or something?<br />
<br />
Till later.<br />
Na shledanou (That's Czech)<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Still selling?====<br />
{{Email|Hey did you get my last email?<br />
<br />
Haven't heard from you in a bit. Are you still going to sell me your guitar hero controllers? I was thinking of collecting them Monday the 5th, cause I have lots of free time then.<br />
<br />
Let me know.<br />
<br />
Yours,<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Tiny hints of creepyness====<br />
{{EmailReply|I apologize for not replying to you; I hadn't checked my e-mail over the weekend. The last e-mail I got from you was the one I last replied to. Did you get the picture I sent you? You may need to resend the last e-mail you said you sent.<br />
<br />
Anyway, yes I still plan to sell you the guitars; Monday the 5th is good. We can meet up at the Barracks Road [[McDonalds]] at about 2 or 3 PM, and after the business, you and I can [[Rape|hang out for a while]].<br />
<br />
Tell me, do you live in one of the dormatries around the UVA, or do you have your own place? And I still would like to hear more about you.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Slightly larger hints of creepyness====<br />
{{EmailReply|Wow. :)<br />
<br />
You learned [[Chris and English|english]] before your father, and you help him learn it, that is cool. What does he manufacture or do in his company? And how about your mother, does she still live with him? I have not been to Prague, but I'll look it up, and you can tell me more about it from your Point of View.<br />
<br />
I am an avid designer, yes, yet [[Monthly tugboat|it's kinda hard to get such a job]] around Charlottesville at the time. I am also an [[Chris and art|artist]]; I will be delighted to share with you my original drawings and other artworks.<br />
<br />
Gmail is okay; I was [[Jack Thaddeus E-Mails|in contact before]] with [[Jack Thaddeus|someone]] who had one; one or two pieces of e-mail get misplaced a bit, but we sorted out the miscommunications.<br />
<br />
As for the McDonalds I was referring to, there is only one Barnes & Nobel Bookstore in Charlottesville; find it, and that McDonalds is nearby.<br />
<br />
I'm currently living with my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob|father]], but I too am looking forward to getting a place of my own, or sharin' a pad with my girlfriend (if I had one; I'm [[Virgin with rage|single]]). If things work out for you, I would be happy to be your roommate and help out.<br />
<br />
A bit more info about myself, I'm 5'10", about [[Obesity|average body type]], my left eye is blue/right eye is green ([[Honest content|I had pink eye in my right during High School]], and my perscribed eyedrops changed its pigment), my hair is brown, my favorite color is blue/favorite shade is Crayola's "Battery-Charged Blue", I enjoyed reading [[R.L. Stine|R.L. Stein's]] "Goosebumps" and "Fear Street" books during my teenage years, my favorite movie of all time is "[[Mary Poppins]]", and my favorite food is Macaroni & Cheese.<br />
<br />
I gtg, but I look forward to your next message and replying to it. :)<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, and I'll TTYL,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
<br />
====More about Regina====<br />
{{Email|Yeah, my dad grew up under the Communist system. So he had to learn Russian because they didn't teach English back then. He does really well though. His company makes clay and ceramic tiles by the way. Among other things.<br />
<br />
Prague is one of the greatest cities in the world! We call it the Paris of the East. I attached a picture I took from my graduation trip. For a party we took a boat trip on the Vltava and I took this picture of the castle. It was such an awesome day. There are so many things to see and do. It is quite possibly the best place in Europe. But it feels good to get away for a while.<br />
<br />
That's too bad about the jobs. I guess this financial crisis makes it hard to find work. It must be hard to make ends meet. I guess not a lot of people are building things so it must be hard to work as a designer. Do you do like freelance stuff? Cause I guess that would be REALLY hard to find work.<br />
<br />
I guess I can look that McDonalds up on google maps or something. I'll find it. I just don't know cause I never eat there. Barnes and Noble is a book store right?<br />
<br />
You're looking for a place too? I'm trying to find a 2 bedroom apartment around UVA for around 800$. I'm not sure how realistic that is yet. Most of the people I know are staying with family to keep things cheap. I'm kinda lucky cause my dad can help out and I saved up a lot. I'm trying to convince some of my friends so if they turn me down, I'll let you know. Are you a tidy guy? Do you smoke? Do you like parties? I like to have the occasional party.<br />
<br />
I guess I can tell you a bit more about me. I'm blond with brown eyes. I'm pretty short. Only 161 centimetres. I'm sorry cause I'm really not used to these American measurements yet so I don't know what that is in inches...<br />
<br />
I have to admit, I have never heard of any of those books. I read a lot of Kafka. I didn't like him at first but I gradually grew to like him. He's Czech so we had to read a lot of his books in school. I've never heard of Mary Poppins. I don't really watch American movies. I like them but most of the films I watch are European. I've heard many things about macaroni and cheese. But I'm kind of hesitant to try it. American cheese scares me. I have a CRAZY love for PEANUT BUTTER though.<br />
<br />
What's pinkeye?<br />
<br />
Na shledanou!<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Chris rambles about himself====<br />
{{EmailReply|To answer your questions, I consider myself a [[Chris and health|tidy person]], I have never [[Tobacky|smoked]], and I like parties ([[Alcohol|I'm a social drinker]]). Yet I'm willing to stay dry to be a desiginated driver.<br />
<br />
I do a bit of freelance artwork, I was hoping to save this until when we met in person, but I am the [[Chris and copyright|original creator]] of the Electric-Hedgehog [[Pokemon|Pok'emon]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and their city of [[Cwcville]], VA. I have been internet famous for a few years, so I have [[Trolls|fans]] and [[Clyde Cash|internet bullies]]. The main Official Websites for Sonichu and Rosechu are<br />
[[CWCipedia]], Cwcipedia/CWC's Sonichu Site, and my Current [[YouTube]] account, "ChristianWChandler". Other similar websites that may be similar or calim to be "Official" are NOT. I am planning on getting paper-published soon, and there is no Official Merchandise available yet. I have all the original page drawings and my other original artworks here at my house.<br />
<br />
And the Pinkeye, as stated on the "Pinkeye" article on Wikipedia, "Conjunctivitis (commonly called "pink eye" or "Madras eye") is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and the inner surface of the eyelids), most commonly due to an allergic reaction or an infection (usually viral, but sometimes bacterial)."<br />
<br />
Getting back to your last e-mail, clay and ceramic tiles, that is cool. I have a cousin who used to sell ceramic pieces and statues, but he gave that up to become the Sheriff of his hometown. My father is a retired Engineer from General Electric (GE); he also was the Designer of the controls of the Plastic-Molding Machines, so without him, you would not have the plastic on your PC's keyboard, or the plastic on the 2-Liter soda bottles.<br />
<br />
I enjoyed the picture of the Vitava castle you sent me, thank you. :) I'm happy you were able to enjoy it.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>Also, I just checked the math; at the rate of 2.5 cm = 1 inch, and 12 inches = 1 foot, 161 cm = 64.4 inches, whichs makes you about 5 feet, 4.4 inches. You're only just under 6 inches (15 cm) shorter than me.</nowiki><br />
<br />
Oh, and Barnes and Nobel IS a bookstore. Let me give you a directional piece, if you know where the interception of Ivy and Emmet is; down the road by UVA's "The Corner", passing by the road leading to the Alderman Library, ending by the Soccer Field and Tennis Courts. You go North on Emmet, and continue down until you see a Taco Bell on the left side, the McDonalds, Barnes & Nobel and the Barracks Road Shopping Center those are in are just beyond the Taco Bell. You also pass the John Paul Jones Arena on the way.<br />
<br />
I may be able to help you on your apartment search. there is a website, http://www.craigslist.com, you go there, look up Virginia, then Charlottesville, then Apartments, they have listings from people who want to rent or sell apartments and other things.<br />
<br />
You can look up Goosebumps and Fear Street at the libraries around town, under the "Young Adults" section, if you're looking for something new to read. I have read Franz Kafka a bit in High School; we read<br />
"Metamorphasis". I enjoyed the comparisons between the busy salesman life he had, and what it would feel like to be a bug; so miniscule in life, with a lot of people stepping on you here and there.<br />
<br />
Mostly, Macaroni and Cheese is made with Chedder, or sometimes it can be made with Swiss. And I enjoy the occasional peanut butter sandwich, it is a [[Chris_and_health#Nutrition|healthy choice]]. :)<br />
<br />
Do you have a headshot photo of yourself you can share with me, please? I shared my headshot with you, and I would feel better if I can get a preview of your face. Also, I am 27 years old, how about you? And are you a bit of a drinker too?<br />
<br />
I'm only curious. ;)<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, and I'll TTYL, Chris.}}<br />
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====Regina tries to make sense of all that====<br />
{{Email|Ok, that's cool that you are tidy. If my friends don't pull through, I'll keep you in mind.<br />
<br />
Ok, so I'm a bit confused. Pokemons are those Japanese card game things right? So you designed some characters for these cards or video games? That's pretty cool. Does sonichu or rosechu mean something in Japanese? This isn't my computer. It belongs to my aunt (she's the family member I'm living with) and she needs it for work a lot. So I will have to check out your portfolio site or whatever later.<br />
<br />
Pinkeye sounds really gross.<br />
<br />
Ok, thanks for the directions. I will see if I can get my friend to swing by with her car on Monday and we'll go pick them up. I don't think it will be a problem.<br />
<br />
Thanks for the advice about Craigslist. I had already been checking it. I'm looking at a few possibilities.<br />
<br />
Thanks for the book recommendations too, but I don't think I'll have time to check those out. I'll probably be too busy reading philosophy books for university. So you read Kafka? Only The Metamorphosis? My<br />
favourite from him is The Trial. Have you read it?<br />
<br />
I tried one of these easy to make macaroni and cheese boxes last night. It was pretty horrible. I had to first get over the fact that the cheese was a powder, then I tried to eat it. I really didn't like it. My aunt eats it though. I just can't seem to get used to American cheese. Especially powdered. You don't make it like in Europe.<br />
<br />
A headshot? Like for actors? I don't have any professional photos like that, but I can attach a normal one. I guess it makes sense cause you will have to recognise me. Here's a picture of me and my brother. This is from the last time we went camping.<br />
<br />
I'm 20 years old. Which means I can't drink here. I like to have social drinks. In the Czech republic you can drink at 18. So It's really annoying. So sometimes I just drink with my friends at home when we can find someone who is old enough to get us a bottle of wine.<br />
<br />
Talk soon I hope.<br />
<br />
Na shledanou,<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Random access humor demonstration====<br />
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your picture. You are soo cute and pretty. :)<br />
<br />
FYI, Pokemon started as a video game on Nintendo Game Boy, then it became an anime, followed by the Trading Card Game. Sonichu and Rosechu are not japanese names, although the inspiration for "Sonichu" came from Sonic the Hedgehog's japanese name, "Soniku".<br />
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I will look up and read "The Trial", thank you for recommending it to me.<br />
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They have Macaroni and Cheese premade in the frozen food aisle of the grocery stores, I personally recommend the Marie Calandar brand; it is good, and it's inexpensive.<br />
<br />
Maybe after you and I meet, I can come by your place and bring a spot of wine or something for you. ;)<br />
<br />
I talked to my father about you a bit, and my father went on with his stories of Czechoslovakia; he's been a bit around the world, and he studies his atlases and maps. He informed me about what had happened there during the WWII and such. Clearify it for me and him, is the country split up like Czech and Slovak Republics, or is it still combined to Czechoslovakia?<br />
<br />
Also, my father had some friends back in the late 1970s who were from Czechoslovakia; they had left there for America illegally, so they could never go back. Anyway, my dad and mom enjoyed conversing with them, and they all would also share the Slivovitch (Plum Brandy) they would bring over. He really enjoyed it, it came in this perfume bottle-shaped bottle with plums on the label. Locally, the closest place to find the Slivovitch, as far as my dad knows, is just north in Maryland.<br />
<br />
You would likely have an enjoyable conversation of Czechoslovakia, or the Czech Republic, with him. I'm not all that knowledgeable in geography personally, but I can learn.<br />
<br />
Another little something else about me, I can be funny; sometimes I'll [[Random Access Humor|think of something silly, witty or random]] that makes me and my family smile and/or laugh about. Like for example, I used to go on about people with Hippopotami on their heads. :D Or this man from Nantucket who had on his head a bucket. :D Even a Lawer named Tom Sawer who had a daughter named Sue. :D And recently a silly song line of a cow named Moo, "Hey there, Moo, wha'cha gonna do? Are you gonna give me some milk today? Moo. Moo." :D<br />
<br />
And sometimes, I like to take words, spell them backwards and say them like that. My name, "Christian Weston Chandler" would be "[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]". Or your name, "Regina Kovacs" would be "Scavok [[Niggos|Aniger]]". And sometimes, I take numbers and replace letters in words with them. 1 can be I, L or J. 2 can be Q, R, S, Z. 3 can be B, E, M, N or W. And so on for the other single digits; all it takes is a spot of imagination. I can spell my first name as CH2127143 from CHRISTIAN.<br />
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I'll stop for now, and I understand if you're feeling confused from the wordplay. But I can be quite creative and clever.<br />
<br />
So our meeting is set then, Monday the 5th, 2:00 PM, at the Barracks Road McDonalds. We can get the guitar business done, then sit, talk and I'll be happy to treat you for lunch. I look forward to seeing you, and I feel this can be a good friendship. ;)<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, and I'll TTYL,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.<br />
<br />
P.S.<br />
<br />
BTW, "Na shledanou", is that Czech for "Love" or "Sincerely"?}}<br />
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====Regina tries to make sense of all that bullshit====<br />
{{Email|Hey thanks for the compliment! I think I am a little too thin though. It's not a very good pic though. I didn't bring my computer with me cause I need to buy a new one, so I saved most of my stuff on CDs before I came. That's the only one I could find of me. Somewhere around here I have pics from my graduation which are really cool but I don't know where.<br />
<br />
So is this Soniku thing pretty profitable? I always wondered if people who design stuff for video games make a lot of money and if it is hard work or a lot of fun. Designing video games sounds like something that would be fun, but I have zero artistic talent and I don't think I could ever master all this digital design stuff. I just like playing them.<br />
<br />
To be honest, I think I will steer clear of macaroni and cheese for the time being. American cheese in general isn't really appealing to me. It's all processed and everything. It doesn't seem like it would be all that good for you. But I don't really know. I'm just not a fan.<br />
<br />
Wine is pretty good. I like white. Do you know any American brands that are really good wine? I have tried a couple from California but I want to get a good sampling. You don't need to buy me any, I think you could get in trouble or something right? My country is better known for beer, though I am not the biggest fan of it.<br />
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I don't understand if you said your dad has been to the Czech republic or he knows a lot about it. I can certainly clarify it for both of you! In 1989, communism ended in what we call the sametová revoluce, think in English it's called the soft revolution or the velvet revolution or something like that. Then, a couple of years later, there was a referendum and we decided to split up. On January 1st 1993, we became two countries again.<br />
<br />
Your dad has tried slivovica! And he enjoyed it! That's great! We make many of these drinks from other fruit too. We call them pálenka. I like slivovica too. Have you tried it?<br />
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I am not so sure that I understand this humour. Why did the people have hippos on their heads? And does the cow belong to this lawyer? I think you will have to explain these a bit more to me. One thing I have a lot of trouble with is American jokes. Czech humour is very different. Don't worry though, I don't think you would understand many Czech jokes. I have tried telling some to my friends and no one ever laughs.<br />
<br />
My name isn't actually Regina Kovacs, it's Regina Novakova. Walter isn't my real father. He married my mum when I was very small. My father died in an accident before I was born but I kept his name. Walter is the only dad I've ever known though. I guess that isn't as interesting if you spell it backwards.<br />
<br />
I would be happy to have lunch with you. I don't really like McDonalds though. I find their food to be really bad. One of my friends and her boyfriend may be driving me though. Can she come too? That's not certain yet. I may borrow my aunt's car if she doesn't need it.<br />
<br />
Actually "na shledanou" just means "goodbye". I guess that's kind of formal. If you want to be friendlier, you can just say "čau" or "pápá". Love in Czech is "láska" and "I love you" is "miluji tě". I guess if you are looking for an equal to a closing in a letter you would say something like "upřímně váš" but that's kind of formal too.<br />
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Ok, sorry, no more language lessons.<br />
<br />
Čau! :)<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Chris rambles like a motherfucker====<br />
{{EmailReply|I got your last e-mail on [[October 2009|October]] 1. :) BTW, that was my mother's birthday too; she's 68 now. I've been busy lately, and I apologize for not replying sooner. I would have replied yesterday, but [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009|my mom came down ill]] (thought to be food poisioning at first but it's confirmed to be [[Barbara_Chandler#Recent_health_problems|colitis]]; a colon infection); had to be rushed to the Martha Jefferson Hospital. She is still recovering, and she is feeling better now.<br />
<br />
Now, in response to your last e-mail, firstly, I think your figure looks great; I would not change it. ;) And more pics of you would be good, I look forward to seeing your Graduation Pics.<br />
<br />
Sonichu can be profitable, but the plan is to get paper published with a comic book company like Archie or Marvel (or self-publish if they refuse me), then my comics can be mass-printed, sold, and merchandise and profits to follow.<br />
<br />
I'm not all that a video game designer, but I have had experience with part and building desiging on the CADD programs, as well as in-video game designing, such as the level-creation-styles of [[LittleBigPlanet]]. And before then with in-game customizations with games such as Animal Crossing, Jet Grind Radio, F-Zero GX, and others. I'm also looking forward to the upcoming [[ModNation Racers|Modnation Racers]]. BTW, you said you play video games too, which console(s) do you own? If you have a PS3, we can be exchange PSN Online IDs and communicate through there too.<br />
<br />
I've just started drinking last June; my first drink was a [[Chris's_Big_Night_Out|Long Island Iced Tea]]; Delicious. :)P I've enjoyed the tastes of a local wine I sampled from a local winery. I've also tasted Mike's Hard Lemonade, Budwiser, Miller, Micolobe, Samual Adams and a couple of others. And I look forward to sampling more varities of liqour. I have not yet tried the Slivovich<br />
<br />
From the jokes I told you, most were word-play jokes; the hippo joke was just silly. :D No, the lawer did not own the cow; those two scenarios were seperate. "Lawyer" and "Sawyer" rhyme, and what does a lawyer do? "Sue" someone. I'll sing the cow lyric for you on Monday when we meet; it's funnier when heard anyway.<br />
<br />
Your friends may come for lunch too. I can think of three other good places: CiCi's Pizza has good pizza, salads, soups and desserts; all you can eat. Tropical Smoothie Cafe has good flatbread sandwiches that come with your choice of chips or fruit, and their smoothies are tasty too. Baja Bean has some good mexican food. I'm also open for your suggestions, or what you feel like then.<br />
<br />
I'm sorry to hear that about your original father, but at least you had Walt to be your emotionally supportive dad, and you still have your mother too. :) It's always good to count your blessings.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and religion|Do you go to church]]? I go to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Wesley United Methodist Church]], south-bound on Emmet St. beyond the tennis courts, across from the UVA parking garage there. I was baptized there Mother's Day of 2008; my father and I are Methodists, and my mother is Presbertyrian.<br />
<br />
Do you have siblings? I have two half-brothers and one half-sister. My mother had [[Joseph Cole Smithey]]; a movie reviewer in New York City, currently living with his girlfriend and her family. He also has a website, [http://www.colesmithey.com http://www.colsmithey.com]. My father had [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]]. Alan is an Optomologist in Chesterfield County; he is married and has a daughter; her name is Savannah. Carol has a PHD and Degree in Math, and last my father and I heard, she was working with the Government in DC; Top Secret Stuff. Seriously, I HAVE NO INKLING of where in DC she is or what's she been up to.<br />
<br />
Does your mother work too, or is she a housewife? My mother held a number of Secretarial jobs; most recent was at First North American National Bank (Partnered with Circuit City) where she worked in Recovery. She's retired now; she used to be an adequate homemaker, but since she retired, she's been taking it easy a lot.<br />
<br />
BTW, my father's name is Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., and my mother's is Barbara Anne Weston Chandler.<br />
<br />
And I have a number of aunts, uncles and cousins I'll be happy to tell you about at a later time. Please feel free to tell me some about your family and y'alls history.<br />
<br />
Also, I am 1/32 Cherokee, from my father's side; I am also part English, British and French (British and French from my mother's). My family tree includes the Boleyn family; Anne Boleyn, one of King Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to Queen Elizabeth I. Anne was related in an Aunt-Sense; my mom and I are more directly linked to her sister, Mary Boleyn. At least, as far as my mother found in her family's history. the next link she found was Richard Weston, First Earl of Portland. I'm still trying to find the link between Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn. Anyway, another one of my ancestors after Richard was the dude who bartered for the Mayflower for the English People to board and take that famous Pilgrimage.<br />
<br />
I'll stop there for now.<br />
<br />
Anyway, our meeting is settled then; this coming Monday at the Barracks Road McDonalds at 2:00 PM. We'll make the business exchange of the guitars for the $90.99, USD, then we'll hang out with a spot of lunch. :)<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe and Take Care,<br />
Cau,<br />
Chris.<br />
(I do not know how to type in an acented letter from my keyboard or AOL e-mail)}}<br />
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====Regina drops some hints====<br />
{{Email|Hey Christian. I am at a friends house right now. I am a little bit drunk because we have been drinking some wine her dad gave us. Please excuse any spelling errors. :)<br />
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That is pretty cool about your Soniku thing. I hope you get it published. I still havent seen [[CWCipedia|your website]]. I guess I should check it out if you are famous for it or something.<br />
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I am so sorry to hear about your mom. Is she ok? It sounds pretty serious. What happened exactly?<br />
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When I get home from my friends house I will send you some grad photos. I have what I think is the perfect dress.<br />
<br />
Yeah I figured the joke you were talking about would be better in person. Do you have any more examples? Im trying to understand as much as possible. Oh, feel free to correct my English too, I am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to languages.<br />
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Ok, so we can meet at McDonalds and then go somewhere else. I really dont want to eat there. The taco place you mentioned sounds pretty cool. I dont think my friend and her boyfriend will be coming.<br />
<br />
As for video games, I have a PS3 and mostly just play guitar hero. Thats why we are buying the controllers from you. Cause me and my friend are really competitive. We want to compete against each other.<br />
<br />
[[Megan_Schroeder#Megan_Saga|Ugh, there is this really fat ugly guy at this party who keeps touching me and annoying me by talking about some stupid drawings he does.]] Hes really an idiot. Luckily my friend keeps shooing him away.<br />
<br />
I dont really go to church a lot. I went to a Catholic secondary school. But in the Czech republic, religion is not all that popular. Ive never really found all that much reason to go to church. I dont know what methodism is. Im kind of a Christian Existentialist anyway. I really like [[Wikipedia:Søren Kierkegaard|Kierkegaard]].<br />
<br />
Anyway, my thumbs are getting tired from typing this on my friends iPhone so I think I will get back to partying. Ill send you the pictures tomorrow.<br />
<br />
Ahoj!!! :)<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Nazi joke====<br />
{{Email|Hey, sorry for last night. I was in no state to be sending emails. I was kind of just doing it to look busy so [[Christian Weston Chandler|that guy]] would stop bothering me. I didn't really answer all your questions!!!!<br />
<br />
So, in addition to the stuff I mentioned last night:<br />
<br />
I do have some siblings. There is my brother Kristián I mentioned before, and my little sister Kateřina. Kristian is 25 and just started his own company. Kateřina is 15 and still attending secondary<br />
school. My mom does work. She has a dog grooming business. My ancestors haven't done anything special. At least not that I know of. Maybe they have but Novák is such a common name in the Czech republic<br />
the relation would be insignificant. I would check my Dad's side but Kovač is even more common than Novák. I don't like to be judged on my [[Anne Boleyn|family]] [[Daniel Weston|history]] anyway and prefer people assess me for what I do.<br />
<br />
I have a Czech joke for you:<br />
<br>During the Nazi occupation, a Gestapo officer drags a Czech man into a prison and says "lock him up!"<br />
<br>The clerk asks, "what did he do?"<br />
<br>The Gestapo officer says "he shouted 'Jews out! Germans in their place!'"<br />
<br>The clerk says "why did you arrest him for that? That's the new law!"<br />
<br>The Gestapo officer says "he was in a Jewish cemetery!"<br />
<br />
It's not the best joke but it's the only one that anyone has understood when I told it to them. Do you have any more jokes to consider before we meet?<br />
<br />
So, at the Barracks road McDonalds at 2pm. Please expect that I will be a little late.<br />
<br />
Hopefully I will hear from you by email before then. OK? :)<br />
<br />
Get the guitars ready xixixi.<br />
<br />
How is your mom doing?<br />
<br />
Oh... and picture attched.<br />
<br />
Čau čau!!!<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====The meeting arranged====<br />
{{EmailReply|I've just downloaded and saw your pic; WOW! You're like Cinderella from the Disney movie; Beeeautiful! :)<br />
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I will have the two guitars and their USB receivers ready for you; please make sure you have the cash on hand to pay for them. $91 is acceptable; I will be happy to give you the penny in change. Also, I've just purchased PS3 Rock Band Country Track Pack for the code to download the Tracks to be playable in Rock Band 1 + 2. I was thinking about putting it on eBay for $19.99, but if you want it, I'll be happy to include it with the guitars, as a Free Bonus.<br />
<br />
Do you get WiFi at your place, so we could communicate over the Playstation Network? If you don't, I recommend it. I get WiFi here at my house and as far as its yard streches property-wise, courtesy of Comcast Cable; I have a cable modem box with a WiFi Router equipped to it. It is a good deal, especially with Guitar Hero titles; I buy and download the additional Tracks from the Playstation Store (some of which are free).<br />
<br />
Another great game I highly recommend for the PS3 is [[LittleBigPlanet]]; in addition to the Story Mode and customizing your Sackperson, you can collect the in-game parts and pieces and create your own levels. I have a few of my own uploaded onto the PSN. "LittleBigPlanet... It is a planet that is little; it is a planet that is big."<br />
<br />
Anyway, by the taco place, do you mean the Taco Bell or the Baja Bean, just so I'm clear on that? It's okay if you come by yourself, and I understand if you're late; I'll wait for you. You'll know I'm there if you see a [[Son-Chu|dark blue station wagon-shaped Ford Escort]] with "Sonichu" on the License Plate, and an Autobot symbol on it's trunk door in the nearby parking spaces.<br />
<br />
I would not judge you on your family history; it still makes a good conversation or research topic.<br />
<br />
The hospital just released my mother this morning, and my father brought her home this afternoon. She is still recovering, and my father and I went out earlier to get her new perscriptions, but at least she doesn't have to make as many restroom runs now.<br />
<br />
Your joke is good. I have a few other jokes, as well as a riddle or two. Or I may come up with something new at random. [[Common Questions#28 December 2009|I get some of my material from past comedy shows and movies]]. Three comedians I enjoy are Red Skelton, Lucille Ball and Jerry Sienfeld.<br />
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I look forward to meeting you and hanging out with you tomorrow. :)<br />
<br />
Cau Cau, and Stay Safe,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Subtlety is wasted on Chris====<br />
{{EmailReply|I'm glad you had a good time last night at your friend's house, and I'm sorry you had to deal with [[Chris|that fat guy]]. It's good to be blessed with friends to help you like that. :)<br />
<br />
Oh, and Methodism, as well as Presbertianism, are both of Christian Religions; you may look them up on Wikipedia.<br />
<br />
Cau,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====eh [[Kick the Autistic|kicks autistics]] and doesn't afraid of anything====<br />
{{Email|First off, I'm supposed to say HI FROM [[Gregg Mays|GREGG WITH THREE Gs]].<br />
<br />
He said you had family business to attend to and couldn't make it. He was kind enough to drop off the guitars. Thank you for the discount by the way! 50% is huge! Gregg also took the liberty of cleaning off the stickers and paint. He said it looked kind of bad. But they look like new now! Thanks!<br />
<br />
Hope nothing is too serious and you got it all sorted out.<br />
<br />
Gregg is pretty cool guy.<br />
<br />
ČAU!!!!<br />
Regina :)}}<br />
====Oh the guitars are good too====<br />
{{Email|I got the computer for a couple minutes. Just wanted to say that we should hang out sometime soon since I didn't get to see you. I Skyped my dad and told him to leave some good feedback about the guitars.<br />
They work great!!!!<br />
<br />
See you soon I hope!!! :)<br />
<br />
ČAU ČAU<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Chris totally hates Gregg Mays====<br />
{{EmailReply|I apologize for not replying sooner.<br />
<br />
Listen, this "Gregg" you met up with is an Enemy of mine; he is NOT to be trusted. He is an internet [[Troll]]/Bully. In fact, that is not his real name; he goes by "Gregg Mays" or "Clyde Cash", but niether one of them are his real name. You bought the two guitars from a crook, a fiend. I felt shocked when you mentioned his name in your last e-mail; I was hoping to avoid having to talk about that son of a bitch.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki><br />
<br />
[[Chris and his ego|I had to be fated to become internet famous]]...<br />
<br />
Anyway, I will still be happy to meet up with you and hang out. Perhaps we can hang out at the [[Fashion Square Mall]]. Let me know which day would be good for you.<br />
<br />
Also, I would like you to get in touch with my [[gal-pal]] I've told you a bit about earlier; she will be introducing herself in an e-mail soon; her address is ''*redacted*''. That way, you'll get to know one of my friends as well. :)<br />
<br />
BTW, I've relisted the two guitars on eBay; it was wierd to get the positive feedback after you've bought the guitars from Someone Else (who happens to be a crook).<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Outrage====<br />
{{Email|OH MY GOD I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!!<br />
<br />
Not at you of course.<br />
<br />
So this guy who sold me guitars wasn't even a friend of yours? I'm not sure I fully understand this... so he came with two identical guitars and took the money that was supposed to go to you? I'm amazed. Have I go the story right? It's amazing how being on the internet can bring out so many stupid people!!! I am SOOOO SORRY. There was no way I could have known! Can you forgive me?<br />
<br />
What about the feedback, should I tell my dad to leave it there? It doesn't seem honest but this guy has ripped you off. What do you think?<br />
<br />
As far as hanging out goes, we will soon guaranteed. I have to head home to Prague this weekend cause my mom is sick. It doesn't seem too serious, but I should visit my family. It's good to see them when they are down you know? What sort of things do you want to do? Good news is I have my own laptop now, so I can email more frequently. Email me lots over the weekend cause I may be pretty bored in Prague. I'm kind of excited though because I will be going to see family in Liberec and I get to RIDE THE TRAIN!!!<br />
<br />
I would love to talk to your friend!!! I am trying to meet as many new people as possible. It can get lonely being a foreigner here and I want to practice my English too! What's a gal-pal?<br />
<br />
I attached another photo from my graduation. It's of me and my two bestest teachers. Do you have any favourite lektors from school or university?<br />
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How's your mom? And how is the job hunt? I've been trying to find some work recently too.<br />
<br />
Ok, study break is over. Back to the work.<br />
<br />
ČAU MOJ!!<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====Absence====<br />
{{Email|Haven't heard from you in a while. You aren't angry with me are you?<br />
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I finally took a peek at your YouTube account. There's a lot of angry videos on there. What is happening? Should I be worried about this Gregg person?<br />
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What should I do?<br />
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Regina}}<br />
====We cool====<br />
{{EmailReply|Hey, Regina. No, I am not angry with you; we are cool.<br />
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As long as you ignore him and don't communicate further with Gregg, don't worry. BTW, since you've met "Gregg" in person, can you describe what he looks likes; height, body build, eye color, skin, hair color/style and such?<br />
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Don't worry about the whole mess; it's MY mess, and I am and will deal with it personally.<br />
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And don't worry about the Guitar deal; I've relisted them on eBay; it's all cool.<br />
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How is your mother; I hope she's doing better? And let's try to re-schedule our meet and greet hang-out; do you know where Fashion Square Shopping Center is?<br />
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TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====The many faces of Gregg====<br />
{{Email|Hey there.<br />
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Sure I can describe Gregg. He's a kind of square shouldered guy. He's black. He's around 190 cm and he had some pretty big biceps. He had pretty short hair too. I am not really good at telling black<br />
people apart to be honest. I've been getting some weird emails too. Do you think they may be from him?<br />
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My mom is doing better. Thank you for asking. Though she is still pretty weak. They aren't sure why. They want to do more tests.<br />
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I've heard about the Fashion Square Mall, why do you ask? I have yet to go there.<br />
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I've read a bit from your Sonichu site. I'm not sure I totally understand it.<br />
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Čauko!<br />
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Regina}}<br />
====Chris explains YouTube madness====<br />
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your description.<br />
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I've asked about Fashion Square, because I go there often, and it would be an ideal place to meet up. I'm free any afternoon; just let me know the day and time, and we can try to meet up again. :)<br />
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As for the wierd e-mails, make note of the sender e-mail addresses, block them, and delete any future wierd e-mails without reading them. You can pretty much tell in the subject line anyway.<br />
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Also, for the recently uploaded videos on YouTube; they were directed to my trolls, including the crazy-acting one where I break that hunk of wood (I was trying to scare them away with that one), please do not judge me from those. Although they do emphasize my dramatic side.<br />
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I'll TTYL,<br />
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Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Insane people in malls====<br />
{{Email|Yo, wassup?<br />
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Yeah, I'm not a really big fan of American malls. I seem to meet so many weird people in them. Usually some people shouting and being weird. I keep seeing all kinds of [[Attraction Sign|strange things]] in malls.<br />
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How about this: I finally got an apartment hookup through my friend. She found a great place near the University. I haven't seen it yet but I am totally trusting of her. We are going to take possession around the middle of November. We are SOOOO having a house party. Are you down? We are going to get WASTED and break the house in proper.<br />
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I'll block the emails. Just like you recommended. What are trolls anyway? I always thought they were some ugly things from children's stories that ate goats. I'm kind of getting the sense from what I have read that they are some sort of internet haters or something. What exactly do they want with you?<br />
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The videos are pretty interesting. I thought [[War Paint Video|the Indian one]] was cute :) but I don't really understand it. Tell me more about your dramatic side!<br />
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I totally talked to your friend! She seems really cool. How did you meet her? Is she like your girlfriend or something? I love meeting new people. It gets so hard being a foreigner here when everything is weird.<br />
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Back to studying!!!!!<br />
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Těší mě!!!<br />
<br />
Regina.}}<br />
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====Chris believes the trolls are jealous of him====<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, Kim is not my girlfriend; she already has a boyfriend; she and i are just friends. I met her through an old friend of mine.<br />
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The house party sounds like fun. :) I am down with that. But I would still like to meet you in person ASAP. How about this, since you don't like the mall, and I recall you telling me you liked the taco place, how about we meet at a Taco Bell? There are two in Charlottesville; one nearby the Barracks Road Shopping Center, and one nearby the Albemarle Square, where the ACAC Fitness Center is located. Just let me know which day you will be free, and I can meet you at one of the two Taco Bells (We'll need to specify which one beforehand) that afternoon.<br />
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In this case, Trolls are Internet Bullies; they pick on people for the "LULZ" (or "[[Laughs Under Lucricities|Laughs Under Lucridicities]]" as I put it); Laughs at other people's expense. They try to trick, or hack, the victim or their associates to gather dirt and information on them, and twist and turn the truth around and make terrible, slanderous jokes at their expense. Mostly, they pick on celebrities; I do not really understand why me of all people. But they are just lowly individuals who most likely hang out practically 24/7 in their basements in front of their computers. The only theory I have is that they're jealous of me and my creative ideas and comics.<br />
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Anyway, I gtg; I have a few things to do right now, but I'll TTYL.<br />
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Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Philosophy reading====<br />
{{Email|Hello!!! :)<br />
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Well, the thing is, I want to meet you too. But right now this philosophy at university is driving me mad!!! I have so much reading to do I am spending all my time in classes or at home with my nose in a book. I figure once I can get the bulk of my reading under control, I am totally yours to meet. I'll guarantee we can meet before the housewarming party, but not at this exact moment.<br />
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Not unless you can explain my philosophy readings to me :D Why does it need to be ASAP?<br />
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I am really not a fan of fast food, maybe we can go to a nightclub or bar or something... do you know any good ones??<br />
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So I think I understand the whole trolls thing. I read a bit of your bio on that cogsdev thing you sent me. It seems like a pretty confusing story. It sounds pretty tragic too.<br />
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Anyway, in the meantime, until we meet that it, can I keep sending you emails to keep my English up to date? Although she speaks perfect English, my Aunt only wants to speak Czech all the time... All my readings are in English but I keep getting worried my social English will go out the window. Can I ask you some questions before we meet?<br />
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Pusinky :*<br />
Regina.}}<br />
====The sooner the better====<br />
{{EmailReply|It's cool; we can meet up at the Baja Bean across from [[Wal-Mart]]; they have a bar there, and they do check for ID, but it is smoke-free and clean. Plus, they have Karaoke Friday Nights there at 9:00. It doesn't have to be ASAP, but the sooner the better, I feel. And of course you may ask me as many questions as you please, and I can think of some in response to those as well. :) I continue to look forward to our meet and greet.<br />
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I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Questions about America====<br />
{{Email|Hey!!!<br />
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Ok, cool. I like to ask foreigners a lot of questions. Because this is the first time I have lived in America, so there are so many things I am curious about...<br />
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Ok, so check this out. I saw your video where you are dressed up like an Indian. Do they still live on reservations and stuff? I haven't met anyone who is an Indian (at least not that I know of) and no one seems to really know that much about them. Do you? You said you had some ancestry, so I was just curious. Do you follow any traditions? The only things I know about Indians are from the Winnetou books and movies and I'm not sure how accurate they are.<br />
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Oh hey, do you have any more books to recommend other than those RL Stien books? My brother is looking for some good books and those ones aren't available in the Czech republic. He needs to read more because his English sucks almost as much as my dad's.<br />
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I went through some of your comics. Pretty interesting. Where did you learn to draw? I have been reading books on how to draw but can't seem to get anything right. I read a lot of theory books like from Marvel and stuff but I never seem to improve. I would take lessons but that will have to wait until University is over.<br />
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Ok, and a couple of American things that really get me confused...<br />
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The first is halloween. Everyone seems to make a big deal of it. I don't get it. We don't have it in the Czech republic but everyone knows what it is. But what's the big deal anyway? A lot of people have invited me to parties. Are you going to a party? I don't understand how this thing for kids to get candy has turned into adults dressing up for parties.<br />
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Also, politics. People really seem to ramble about politics a lot. I think I kind of get the sense of what the parties are about. Who do you vote for? I hope that's not too personal a question. And a lot of people seemed to hate George Bush. Why didn't they like him so much? And now a lot of people don't like Obama. Why don't people like him? ARRRRGH, I'm so confused. And what's with all these conspiracies... ABOUT BOTH.<br />
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Oh hey, on a by the way sort of note... My dad's is starting up this new media company and he needs writer/editor type people with HTML skills for a website. I read on your site that you know a bit about that. They are having trouble finding skilled people to fill the position. Would you be interested in the email address or are you too busy with freelance work? I don't know anything about how much it pays but my dad said just refer (he told me to ask anyone I knew) people to his HR manager and they would happily answer questions. I still feel bad about the guitar thing and hoped this would make it up to you.<br />
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Gaaah! I need to get back to all this philosophy reading. All these books make me think about our place in the world. Do you think there is a grand design or something? Do you have a personal philosophy? After reading all this, I don't know what to believe...<br />
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Ask me some questions so I can procrastinate in these readings LOL!!!<br />
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Ok. Back to work.<br />
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Čau moj!<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Wikipedia: The answer to everything====<br />
{{EmailReply|Cool. Well, in order to your questions; firstly, I am 1/32 Cherokee. I do not currently live on a reservation, yet I think a lot of us Native Americans do live on Reservations. The proper term is not Indian (that term was misconstruded when Christopher Colombus landed at what would later be called America, and he thought it was India (his originally planned destination) and he referred to the people as people of India by mistake; the proper term is Native American. I currently do not know of any traditions to follow of my Cherokee ancestry, but information on "Cherokee" can be looked up on Wikipedia.<br />
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The only other books I can remember having read, off the top of my head, is "To Kill a Mockingbird", "Wednesday's Child" and "The Giver". The authors escape me, but again, check on Wikipedia.<br />
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My drawing style, I would say is mostly natural, but I have learned about perspectives and such from Numerous Art Classes I took throughout my lifetime in all my schools I went to. I can shed some light on perspectives for you and help you practice drawing in the future. :) Do you have any samples of your drawing style you'd like to share with me? I can critique it and offer you honest, detailed feedback that can help you as well.<br />
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Halloween History can be looked up on Wikipedia, but the costumed portions, from what I've heard, started in these United States in Salem with Witches, spooks and the like. As portrayed in a "Treehouse of Horror" episode of "The Simpsons", one theory states that some of those witches wanted children for one of their brews or something, so they went house-to-house. But instead of taking the children, they were offered cookies, candies and treats, and the witches accepted those instead. And eventually, the trend of Trick or Treat and costumed people going house-to-house followed for a Halloween tradition. Adults like to dress up to get into the spirit, and parties are a given as such for fun and enjoyment. I know of a halloween party I plan on going to nearby the Downtown Mall; if we meet soon enough, I would like to invite you to come with me there. :) If you came with me, what would you dress up as? And I encourage your own personal creativity. As a suggestion, if you still have your prom dress, all you would need are a pair of clear transparent slippers and a tiara, and you come as Cinderella.<br />
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I am not all that into politics, but I do know some things from ear (Bush and Obama and why people dislike them can be found on the Wikipedia also). You may be talking about George Bush JUNIOR that people have disliked; I don't know much of why. As for Obama, people are disliking him, because he supposedly is being a wuss and has pulled back some of the US Armed Forces from other countries. And currently, his Health Plan; to my understanding, it would just be a costly thing that Americans are not ready for yet, because we can't afford it yet, due to the recent recession (which didn't seem like that big of a deal in my opinion; I just lived on day by day, and I'm still okay). And there's the deal with another country concealing a nuclear facility from him; they don't want to give a tour, and they're saying it's there for "Peace Reasons". Obama's trying to get other countries' support to make this country show him their facility. That's what I know right now. I recommend learning what you can in research to help settle your confusion more if you feel the need.<br />
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Also, as for voting, in current events, my main concern is on the Governer of Virginia; Bob McDonnel or Craig Deeds. There are tales of McDonnel wanting to take Virginia backwards, in a sense, by supporting a law created by Bush Jr. (I think). And McDonnel is Against Abortion Rights, and he would make it illegal, even in incest or rape, and for married couples, to have the choice. On the other hand, Craig supports higher taxes for gas, housing and such. Currently, Craig is ahead, but my father and I both feel that Neither McDonnel or Craig are good; they're both poor choices. We're even thinking on Election Day to Write in Snoopy (Charlie Brown's dog) instead of voting for McDonnel or Craig. LOL<br />
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I do have good knowledge of raw HTML, and I created the Most Original CWC's Sonichu Site, as well as its predecessor, CWC's PokeSite 2, from raw HTML text in Notepad. I have had two classes; one during High School and one later at PVCC. I would need more information on your dad's company, and the web server that is set up for his company, but I am up for that. ;)<br />
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Personal philosophy, I'm not sure; I have thought about it before, but it escapes me at the moment. I promise to recall, remember it and get back to you on that.<br />
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Also, for bars I've been to, I've also been to Applebees (the one by Toys 'R' Us; they have Karaokee Mondays), the TGIFridays by Target, and Club R2 (A.K.A. the Rapture) in the Downtown Mall (I don't know much about R2, but they do print their events in Charlottesville's "The Hook" weekly newsletter magazine (it's Free). Have you been to any yourself yet, and if so which ones?<br />
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I'll think up some more questions for you by the next e-mail.<br />
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I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Regina is just full of questions====<br />
{{Email|Word up yo...<br />
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Ok, thanks for telling me about the whole Indian/Native American thing. No one corrected me on that yet and I have been saying it all along. I hope I didn't offend anyone. I guess it is hard to preserve traditions like that. I guess most of it was verbal history too.<br />
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I don't think I will offer up any drawings for critique just yet. I am not sure they are good enough. Maybe I will, but I will have to find them first. Like a lot of my personal photos they are strewed around on a whole variety of different CDs. I'll look, but no promises.<br />
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Ok, so I think I get the whole deal behind halloween parties. I guess it just makes sense to have an excuse to dress up crazy and go out to have fun. The halloween party you mentioned sounds like fun, can you tell me more about it? I would go, but I think I will have to fly back to the Czech republic cause my mom is still sick. My dress is there anyway, it was too much to pack. Surely you must know some nice lady you can take there? What are you dressing up as? That's what I'm really curious about. And why are you choosing this costume... oh, please take photos of your costume if I don't get to see it.<br />
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Thank you for clearing that bit up about politics. Can you explain to me, if you don't like these two men, why you would write a cartoon character's name? Are these the only two men? Is there really no other people? That sounds a little bizarre to hae only two people to choose from. I guess no one else wanted the position? The way you put it, Obama does sound like kind of a wuss. Do you think he is right to pull back the armies from these arab countries? I read the Wikipedia article on George Bush Junior. It seems that people don't like him because of immigrants or something. And he doesn't seem to care about the environment and people seem to think he allows torture. And mostly the wars he started too... how reliable is this Wikipedia? Are these things really so bad? Good luck with choosing the governor.<br />
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Ok, I don't know the details about HTML and things. Computers are not my specialty. My dad told me to find anybody interested and forward them on to him. His email is *redacted* so it is probably best just to contact him. He may get his assistant to write back, because, well, you have read his English already. If he does reply on his own, go easy on him, k? :) You have some pretty good chances of getting the job cause they are having a really hard time getting a pool of applicants. They really want an English speaker, but no one seems to want to work for a Czech company.<br />
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I have been to a few bars, but I forget the names of most of the places. I think I went to some bar called Vivian's or some place next to it or something. I really need to start remembering the names of all these places. A couple of discos too. I will pick up a copy of The Hook and look for these events you suggest.<br />
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Here's another few questions I thought of. Have you ever thought about doing comic plots for different characters? Like maybe doing a spinoff for one of your current characters or designing a new set of characters with a new story? Or are you just sticking to your current universe? And why/why not? My brother used to read a lot of comics so he may ask me about your mentality or whatever the next time I see him.<br />
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Hey also, we were talking about philosophy, that's cool if you don't remember your personal views. I guess it isn't something the average person thinks about every day. What about your future? What do you see in your future? I am always curious about this with everybody. I see myself being like my father or brother and starting my own business, but some different kind of business. Not like the traditional kind. I just don't know what yet. What about you? What kinds of things would you like to do? Maybe in ten years or when you retire? Or next year, whatever...<br />
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Anyway, back to the books!<br />
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Papá!!<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Chris babbles about costumes, poltics, and dreams====<br />
{{EmailReply|It's cool; I look forward to any drawings you are able to share with me. :)<br />
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The Halloween party I'm planning on going to is on Saturday October 31 at the Key Center, 800 E. Market St, at 7 - 9 PM; $3 per person, $5 per couple; I will pay our way in if you decide to come with me. I thought I've mentioned that I currently have a few gal-pals (who are already taken), but no girlfriend for myself yet (I'm single). So, other than you, I do not have anyone else I could take. I'm going to go in this outfit I sometimes wore before to the Pokemon Trading Card Game League I used to attend that made me look like Ash Ketchum. I thought of making up an outfit to go as Captain N, from that classic Nintendo TV Show, "Captain N, the Game Master", but it's hard for me to find a matching jacket at Goodwill, even an "N" to stitch onto the jacket. I'll send you a photo in the next e-mail.<br />
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I'm sorry to hear your mother is still ill; please offer her my humble condolences and wishes for full recovery. :)<br />
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The wikipedia is most reliable; the people who post on there most of the time quote their sources; books, newspapers, other websites, etc.<br />
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McDonnel and Deeds are the only two candidates for VA Governer at this time, and with both of them being not so swift candidates, it just seems fitting to write-in the fictional character as a comical alternative. My father brought up the idea of writing Snoopy in first, and I was hip to the idea, because it made me laugh. :D As for why, McDonnel is Against Abortion Rights, and Deeds would Raise Taxes; it's like one would Retardate Virginia, and one would Make Things MORE Expensive.<br />
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As for Obama, I would have to agree with popular opinion on the issue of him pulling back our troops; I feel what he did there was like saying, "We're not worthy; please do with us as you wish, and we will offer no resistance." Pitiful.<br />
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I will respect and understand your father's english capabilities and wording at my best. :)<br />
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I do not plan on any spin-offs for my comic series; there are a LOT of characters and such, and I feel it would be more complicated and difficult to do such at this time. But in future pages, I do plan on expanding on each individual character with their individual stories and adventures. I have all my ideas written in my Brain's Diary.<br />
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As for where I see myself, I am uncertain career-wise, but [[Dreams|I HAVE A DREAM]]! And that dream is to find the woman to make my Sweetheart from honest, true friendship, make her my wife, and from us, have a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. I've had a number of dreams where I take care of and tend to the needs of my baby, Crystal. And from all those dreams, I knew they were God's wishes for my future.<br />
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Alternatively, if I have a boy as well, I would name him [[Reginald]]; that was not a dream-thing though. I've had a [[PandaHalo|past internet gal-pal]], who would have likely become my girlfriend after she got here from her native land of Australia after finishing College there with a Teacher Degree. We role-played a family day with the children, and she chose the name of Reginald for the boy-child. She died last Janurary during the wild bushfires then. Sometimes I remember her, but I have moved on.<br />
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I have a lot of stories I would be happy to share with you in-person in conversations in the future. It feels easier to me to talk about it in-person, in lieu to typing it up.<br />
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Which brings up a topic I'm curious about, please tell me about any past relationships you've had; ex-boyfriends, any sex, etc. If you feel uncomfortable talking about it, I understand.<br />
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Cool, I will TTYL,<br />
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Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
<br />
Cau,<br />
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Chris. :)}}<br />
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====Regina can't make it====<br />
{{Email|Hey there!<br />
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Well, thank you for the offer for the halloween party, but I will definitely be flying to Praha on that day. So there is no possible way for me to make it. Can't wait to see the photos of the Ash outfit you mentioned. I think I know the character you are talking about. I am sure I will recognise it when I see it. I don't know who Captain N is. I will check Wikipedia or something. Sorry, didn't mean to confuse your gal-pals for girlfriends. I just figured you were involved with someone. If not on a full relationship yet. Just a sense I got from your YouTube videos. I saw one where you were talking to a girl named [[Kacey|Kacy]] where you said you cared about her. Sorry for the confusion. I seem to have taken these videos out of context. Is there an explanation?<br />
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It's too bad you have such poor choices for governor or whatever. Higher taxes aren't such a bad thing though are they? They help pay for important stuff. I agree they shouldn't be too high. How much more will you have to pay if he gets elected? What happens if everyone writes Snoopy on the ballot? Would he have to take office?<br />
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When you put it that way about Obama, it does sound pitiful. If that's the case, why do so many people like him? And why do you think he should have stayed in Iraq? Are you a very patriotic person? I am very proud of being Czech, especially of my language.<br />
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You certainly seem like you have your future planned out in full. I wish I knew my future as well as you do! For now, I just want to EXCEL. I want to make the best of myself in whatever I do. I have had to bust my ass while studying. Everyone goes out and parties but I don't stop till I get it right. And boy do my marks show it. I want to be the BEST. Not sure what I have to prove. Just want to be all I can be. Maybe once I do that, I can relax for a bit. My own business is my clearest goal, even though I'm not sure what the business will be about. Do you ever have ambitions like this?<br />
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I am really sorry to hear about your friend. She must have been very special to you.<br />
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Since you mentioned Snoopy, I was just curious. What are your favourite cartoons? Do you prefer Western or Eastern? What do you like about them? I personally like Russian cartoons.<br />
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I was also watching your video about [[Brutal Legend]]. I heard about that game. Is it good??? It sure looks good! Do you like metal music? Is that why you got this? I think you probably explained this in your video but there is no sound. Did YouTube screw it up?<br />
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Here's a weird question I love asking people... If you could have any superpower, what would it be? What would you do with it. The best answer I ever got was from my friend. She wanted the ability to fart in stereo LOLOLOL!!! I guess that means she would have two buttholes.<br />
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Also, what's up with American trains? European trains are way cooler. Do you use the train much?<br />
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We totally will share in person as soon as I have the time. I just want to get to know you in the meantime is all. I can be initially shy in a first meeting so it helps if I know what I can talk about.<br />
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Did you email my dad? He says he didn't get anything from you yet. Sometimes these Czech emails can be pretty screwball. If it isn't working, I'll give you his Gmail.<br />
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Nope, never had a boyfriend.<br />
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Na zdravie, šťastie a lásku,<br />
Regina :)}}<br />
====Chris answers a bunch of questions, is still a virgin====<br />
{{EmailReply|Yes, Kacey is one of my gal-pals; nothing major at the time. She already cares for [[Liquid Chris|this other dude]]. I do care about her as a friend though. :) I am the sort of man who keeps his friends close to his heart and cares about them.<br />
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The only True-from-My-Heart-and-Mind Videos are on my own personal YouTube accounts, my current "ChristianWChandler" and my past "CChan6789". MOST others outside of my accounts will be slandered, misleading videos created by the Trolls, in lame attempts to mislable me, as well as smearing my good name and reputation.<br />
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I've attached an early picture of me in my ol' outfit (0647); ignore the wastepouch; I have not worn one in years. And I generally wore this yellow Pokemon TCG League Gym Leader shirt to Best complete the outfit (0584). <br />
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These photos are from my slideshow of life photos/pics I presented in a [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]] I created on my 25th Birthday, February 24, 2007, called "Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm on T.V." Originally, it was priviately distributed from me to close friends and family. But last year, a troll pretended to be one of my old, close gal-pal and tricked a copy out of me; now it's all over the web, with messed-up versions of the original videos, and people making and distributing FAKE copies. DO NOT BUY any of those, as well as the unofficial Sonichu/Rosechu merchandise; there aren't any at this time, but I am working on that. After you and I become real close, I would be happy to make a copy for you, or I can share my Master Copy with you in a multiple number of "Movie Nights"; there is over 6 hours of original content.<br />
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Please do not judge me, but yeah I have yet to expierence a major relationship. But I do have a good amount of knowledge to make up a good relationship, as well as good sex. I have seen a good share of soft and hardcore porn, including some Educational videos from companies like the Sinclair Institute. But again, there is no rush. Which brings up a question, how do you feel about sex before marriage, or sex in general?<br />
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I feel that higher taxes is the better of the two evils in the governer issues, so I'll probably root for Deeds anyway. I wouldn't worry about Snoopy.<br />
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Obama stay in Iraq? You may have misunderstood a phrasing in my last e-mail; I never meant that in any way. I am proud to be an american; I am patriotic. I can go on about the history of these United States and how our forefathers, who founded it and shaped it to what it is today, worked and fought to maintain order and peace throughout this fine nation. My father could go on about that as well; he is very knowledgeable in the history. And I welcome and respect your patriotism for your country as well; you have every right as you were born and raised in it. :)<br />
<br />
I have had ambitions for a job or business, even though it was not made clear to me on what it would be specifically; I'm still uncertain currently. What are your ideas for the business subject you'd like to pursue? My mother originally wanted to be a teacher, and she has had past expierence in substituting for the teacher in their absence from time to time. Yet she ended up taking a number of secretarial jobs in a number of companies and businesses.<br />
<br />
I have a LOT of favorited cartoons; (anything) [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sailor Moon]], [[Transformers]] (any Generation), [[Excel Saga]], Samurai Pizza Cats, Smurfs, [[Gay|Care Bears]], and more. I'm not sure what you mean by Western or Eastern, unless you mean American and Japan (Anime) Animation. I like Anime a bit better, because it is mostly better drawn and rendered compared to American, plus the stories are usually better, and sometimes the original Japanese Audio, even in the TV-Y area, has some curse words. LOL :D I have also watched Canadian Animation; those were good, and British Animation ("Danger Mouse" to name one). I don't think I've ever watched Russian Animation, but I am always open for new shows. :)<br />
<br />
Yeah, I am uncertain [[PSEye|what happened to the audio in the original video I did for Brutal Legend]]. I like all kinds of [[Chris and music|music]], unless it's presented at a TOO Loud volume; respect the eardrums. LOL Metal is awesome, but I mostly listen to Pop, Lite Rock, Country, Jazz and Classic.<br />
<br />
I would have to say Super Speed; [[Sonichu's Edge|I wouldn't easily tire out after running at such velocity]], I'd get a lot more exercise, and I wouldn't require a car if I can get there in a Snap on foot. :D<br />
<br />
I have never ridden on a train, I'm sorry.<br />
<br />
You can talk about most anything to me, no worries. And if you cross a line, I will let you know; I would respect your wishes if I cross a line in discussion, you'd only need to tell me.<br />
<br />
I've just e-mailed Walter, asking for the information. I am certain he got the message, because I would have gotten a "Returned Message" e-mail if the address was faulty.<br />
<br />
I'm sorry you can't make the Halloween Party, but it's cool; I'll be okay. :) I am looking forward to your house-warming party; please let me know if I can do or bring anything to help make it better. Please be sure to let me know the details when you are fully certain of them; when and where. <br />
<br />
I'll TTYL. Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Cau,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Regina is asexual, asks about loads of random stuff====<br />
{{Email|Yo yo yo wass happenin'<br />
<br />
That is too bad that Kacey cares for another dude, it wasn't some sort of tragic love triangle was it? I feel really sorry for you if it was. It is good that you can look past it and see her as a friend still.<br />
<br />
It would be cool to see your DVD. I didn't know you were a filmmaker too! What kind of films do you make? What is your DVD about? It sounds interesting. I love director's cuts. Do you have a big screen? I hate watching movies on small TVs. I am sorry to hear that people are pirating it. It really sucks when people [[Sonichu|steal other people's intellectual property]] like that.<br />
<br />
Sex before marriage is of no concern to me. People can do whatever they want in the privacy of their homes. Sex in general seems like a waste of time in my opinion. But like I said, they can do what they want. I have never watched a porno.<br />
<br />
Speaking of other countries and patriotism, how much do you know about the Czech republic? I am always curious what people know about my country, or Europe. Have you been to Europe? Is there any place you would like to visit in Europe? We have so many nice things to see. Or maybe you would prefer a different continent? Speaking of Czech, I totally tried to bring back some Slivovica for your dad. But they took it at customs. I will try to bring another. If it doesn't work this time I will get my brother to bring some when he comes to visit me in November.<br />
<br />
As far as the business model I would like to pursue, I want to maybe open a restaurant that features all kinds of Slavic and foods from my part of the world, OR something related to fashion. I think the fashion industry is boring, I would like to introduce something new but I have no really good ideas just yet. Have you thought about any general areas? I know you said you weren't sure, but I mean generally.<br />
<br />
What kind of Canadian cartoons have you watched? Or British ones other than Danger Mouse?<br />
<br />
Glad to hear you like metal. I like quite a bit of it. Among other stuff. Mostly indie.<br />
<br />
Hey do you play any sports? I love sports. I have just been getting into American Football. It seems pretty complicated. I haven't decided if I like it or not yet. It seems interesting anyway. I heard a lot of American men have played football in high school, did you by any chance?<br />
<br />
Here's a question I keep hearing a lot in America: If you could have a dinner party and invite 3 people... anyone you want... living or dead... who would it be? Myself, I picked Vaclav Havel, Robo Kazik, Ernest Hemingway and Golda Meir. I know that's 4... yes I cheated. And you?<br />
<br />
Do you own a gun? It seems like a lot of people here do. I'm not judging on it or anything, I'm just curious. A lot of people seem to have them. Would you ever buy one? I never thought about it myself, but one of my friends suggest I come out with her to the shooting range.<br />
<br />
Oh, and my brother was a bit curious about your artistic process, what goes through the head of an artist when he is thinking of what to draw?<br />
<br />
My dad got your email by the way, he let me know today that he received it. He says he is going to have his assistant look it over the start of the business day. He was really excited about the prospect of hiring an American at his company.<br />
<br />
Glad you are looking forward to the house-warming party. It is going to RULE!!!!! I can't wait. As for what to bring... I dunno, what do Americans usually bring to parties? We do need to get some alcohol. Would you mind picking it up? It's just that most of us are under 21. If you are worried about it say no. I love America but it has some pretty dumb laws.<br />
<br />
Anyway, back to the books... again :(<br />
<br />
Have fun talking to my dad or his assistant :)<br />
<br />
Mám rád zozadu,<br />
Regina}}<br />
====Chris wants sex, played football with girls====<br />
{{EmailReply|I wouldn't really call myself a filmmaker, but I have created some documentry-like films that are on the DVD and saved as video files on my PS3, along with the newer videos I created since then. In a nutshell, the DVD is essentially the videos I put together, the two TV News Segments I was portrayed in, and slideshows of still photos and pics with good tunes and a pretend Radio Show I created onto Audio Cassette over a decade ago. It's more or less sort of a "Best Of" type of thing. I have a Sony HD TV, about 40 or 46" wide.<br />
<br />
In my humble opinion, I am okay with sex before marriage too. I do not feel that it is a waste of time; I feel the intercourse between loving couples who deeply care about each other is truly special, and is essentially a truly magical connection between them. Although as for those who may not feel like that during intercourse, they still get sensations that just feel totally awesome between each other.<br />
<br />
I have not been to Europe, and I can learn more about the Czech Republic from your point of view in addition to what you've previously shared with me. :) I do not currently have a favorite location in Europe, but if I had the chance, I would enjoy visiting the other countries. Although, I would like to visit England and Japan; England being the origin of my mother's half of the family, and I'd like to sample more of the video games only available in Japan, and see their technology that the US doesn't have yet. IDK about my father being able to take in any alcohol at his age, but I know he would appreciate the gesture, and I can get a chance to sample the slivovich for myself with you. :)<br />
<br />
You have made some good choices in your possible carrer pursuit. :) Perhaps you and I can put our minds together and make either one happen for you. As for me, something in Artistry or Comic Publications is one idea of mine, or maybe use my CADD degree and go into designing or something.<br />
<br />
One Canadian cartoon I can recall the name of right-off is Bob and Margaret, and there was this one of two short cartoons that featured this blue dog who gets adopted into a family who is danger prone with lots of accidents; the dog protects his family and the baby.<br />
<br />
I like Basketball, Volleyball and Baseball, and I have ice skated at the rink at the Downtown Mall. I've played football for a short while at High School, but I was not all that into it. And during that time in the P.E. class, I was placed on special request on the girl's team, which was better; I did not care to be tackled or rough-housed like they did on the boy's team. Football is okay; I'm just not all that into it.<br />
<br />
I would invite Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson and Amy Jo Johnson (the original Pink Ranger on the "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers"). For my fourth, though, I would invite [[Vanessa Hudgens]].<br />
<br />
I do not currently own a real gun, but I have had target practice in video games like "Duck Hunt" (NES) and on a few Wii games too; I'm fairly good. I may consider buying a gun, but not right now.<br />
<br />
My artistic process... I think of story pieces, I note them, and when I draw them up, I add more to them; beginning and end (or middle and either if the piece is beginning or end). There are more details, but I'm not sure how to phrase them at this time. But mostly, it just comes to me. :)<br />
<br />
I would be happy to bring some beer or wine to the party; just let me know which brand of beer (or white wine) strikes y'all's fancy good.<br />
<br />
I gtg for now; I need a shower. I'll TTYL.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Chris.}}<br />
====Regina confirms asexuality====<br />
{{Email|Ok, sorry I guess I misunderstood what you meant by making a DVD. So this is like a series of short films and a collection of other stuff.<br />
<br />
So you were on the news? How did you manage that? What were you on the news for?<br />
<br />
Oh wow, you have a big TV. It must be pretty good for video games. I<br />
have never had a TV that big.<br />
<br />
Ok, maybe some people are into the whole sex thing. But personally I<br />
have no interest. I think bothering with something like that would<br />
distract me from other more important social relationships. More<br />
importantly it would probably distract me from improving myself. That<br />
energy could be put to good use for a lot of other things. And I<br />
doubt it would really change much. If you care for a person then sex<br />
shouldn't be so important. Just an option. A lot of people seem to<br />
think that having sex will change things. I would bet a lot of money<br />
that it doesn't.<br />
<br />
That is too bad that your dad can't drink any Slivovica. I guess I<br />
can still try to smuggle some in and you can try it. It is best to<br />
try the original Czech stuff. They say Slivovica is good for your<br />
health and helps you live longer. Europe really is the best place to<br />
go. A lot of Americans came to Prague looking for adventure and they<br />
always found it. I know a bunch of them who actually settled down in<br />
the Czech republic and got married or started new careers.<br />
<br />
Thanks for the input on my possible career choices. What have you<br />
been doing in the way of starting your business related to artistry or<br />
design? Oh, speaking of which, have you talked much to my dad? He<br />
loves America but I hope he is not being a weirdo about it. Or maybe<br />
you spoke to his assistant.<br />
<br />
So what reasons do you have for inviting Britney Spears, Pamela<br />
Anderson and Amy Jo Johnson to your dinner party? What is your<br />
motivation for having them there? What kind of questions would you<br />
ask them? Why only media personalities? I'm very intrigued and<br />
curious.<br />
<br />
So you might buy a gun in the future? What kind of gun do you think<br />
you would buy? Would you be getting it for protection or sport? What<br />
exactly do you think about gun control? Personally I don't care<br />
either way. I have never owned one but my father is an avid hunter.<br />
He was a sharpshooter when he did his military service.<br />
<br />
I really don't know what kind of wine is good. Do you have any<br />
recommendations? The girls need wine. I think most of the guys who<br />
are coming will be bringing their own beer. I am responsible for<br />
getting the girls drunk so I need someone to bring the white wine.<br />
<br />
Very interesting info about your art process. Do you have a full<br />
story arc planned and fill in little pieces or do you make them up as<br />
you go along? What inspires you to draw these particular elements?<br />
What kinds of symbols are you using in your art? I'm curious to see<br />
what elements are symbolic of certain things I may not be catching. I<br />
am not good at picking up on symbols when reading. Here's one thing I<br />
was wondering, do your characters all have first, middle and last<br />
names? Like is Sonichu just Sonichu or is he Mr. XXXXX XXXXX Sonichu. Or maybe Sonichu is his first name?<br />
<br />
By the way I saw your video on Kacey. Everything you said was pretty<br />
sweet but if you want to win her back you might want to just jump in<br />
and tell her to come back to you. Girls love guys who can be strong<br />
and tell them what they want. I bet if you are way more assertive<br />
then she will see and admire that. It will probably make this other<br />
guy shit his pants with fear too. I hope I am not out of place saying<br />
that, I just thought I would offer my womanly opinion. I hope it was<br />
of some help.<br />
<br />
Hope everything else is great. :)<br />
<br />
Peace and love as you say... or mier a láska as we would say in my<br />
language. Oh, and here's one thing I want to teach you too. You<br />
should start conversations with na zdar. It is a really cheerful<br />
Czech greeting. It means "I wish you well" and it sounds really cool.<br />
<br />
Ty kokot,<br />
Regina}}<br />
<br />
====Chris weasels out of a job that is handed to him without reservation====<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I have been busy with my Sonichu stuff and other things. I have recently found peace of mind with the arrival of my Copyright Registeration Certificate from the VA Library of Congress for Sonichu. I am in work on making a presentation video and getting in touch with companies to make the merchandise and copies of my books and DVD.<br />
<br />
Also, I apologize for not getting back to your father on the website job; I have thought a lot about it after reading the details his secretary e-mailed to me. I feel that is beyond my html skills, I apologize for that. But he can go onto websites like monster.com and find resumes for people who have exceptional html skills and such.<br />
<br />
Please foward that paragraph and my humble apologies and regards to him for me; I have misplaced his address.<br />
<br />
I have more e-mails to check, so I'll TTYL.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Regina tried to get it through his damn dirty skull====<br />
<br />
{{Email|Hey Christian,<br />
<br />
I think you may have misread the description. The HTML skills are<br />
just something basic, to make sure that people are familiar with the<br />
medium. They need someone to write articles. Specifically articles<br />
about gaming and technology. They just increased the salary too<br />
because they can't find anyone to do it. It's at the point where they<br />
need someone pretty badly, if you have some specific time requirements<br />
or whatever you can let them know, but they will be flexible with it.<br />
Along the lines of 10 articles a month shouldn't be too difficult.<br />
You really should talk to Marketa and my dad again *redacted*<br />
<br />
Anyway, how is everything else? Good to hear about your copyright.<br />
How did things work out with Kacee?<br />
<br />
Later,<br />
Regina.}}<br />
<br />
====Chris mad====<br />
{{EmailReply|Gaming and technology articles? I thought your father was working in Ceramics.<br />
<br />
Kacey went and married the brown-striped impostor who pretended to be me; his YouTube name is [[CChanSonichuCWC]].}}<br />
<br />
====Further attempts from Regina to offer a dream job====<br />
{{Email|Wow, that really, really sucks. Some people have pretty bad judgment. Did she explain why? Don't be too upset, there are plenty of fish in the sea.<br />
<br />
Yes, my dad does make ceramics. But this is a NEW company. He is<br />
trying to branch out into different areas to do with media and<br />
technology because he is afraid that industrial products could one day<br />
be all the domain of countries with poorer workforces. He wants to be<br />
secure in the future and thinks getting into the tech industry is the<br />
way to go. But they need someone who knows gaming and modern<br />
technology AND is well spoken to kick off this first project. I guess<br />
his assistant didn't explain it all too well.}}<br />
<br />
Chris of course, ignored her. Proving that he could care less about getting off the [[tugboat]].<br />
<br />
====Regina resumes contact...====<br />
{{Email|Anye new and fascinating news?<br />
<br />
I bought a PSP. It is great for those stopovers on my flights to the<br />
Czech Republic.}}<br />
<br />
====And opens the floodgates of boring conversation====<br />
{{EmailReply|That's neat; which model is it, because if it is a 2000, 3000 or PSP Go, you and I can talk to each other over Skype between our PSPs; ORIGINAL 1000 models are not Skype-Capable.<br />
<br />
Also, I have been busy with my Sonichu stuff; I've just drew 4 pages and answered a bunch of fanmail on the Cwcipedia. But I am safe and well, thank you. :)<br />
<br />
What do you say to setting up a dinner-date between you and me one day next week? This time, I'll come and pick you up, and I'll bring you back home on time safe.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL, XOXOXO,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Regina dodges the would-be gropefest...====<br />
{{Email|It is the PSP 3000 slim and bright or whatever it is called. I need to find some good games for it.<br />
<br />
Glad to hear you are keeping busy. Me too. My studies are driving me<br />
overboard. I think I will go nuts. I have had to reach out and help<br />
my dad too since his new enterprise is going nowhere.<br />
<br />
I really don't think a dinner date is a good idea given my total work<br />
overload. Sorry to say it's email for now!<br />
<br />
What else is new?}}<br />
<br />
====And gets even more bored with answers to questions nobody asked====<br />
{{EmailReply|One good place to look for a start is in the Playstation Store on the Playstation Network. This can be done on your PC or even on your PSP. If you haven't done so yet, you can create an account for yourself on your PSP, and download the most current version of MediaGo onto your PC from http://store.playstation.com. You can browse the store for downloadable games, demos and videos. Some content requires a one-time purchase; you may use your debit/credit card, or you may go to the local Best Buy, Sam's Club or GameStop and buy some PSN Cards with increments of 10, 20 or 50 dollars. Should you decide to use a debit/credit card directly, be warned that there will be an additional dollar put on hold for a while to verify the card. Funds can be added under "Account Management" on your PSP, or on MediaGo, under "Transaction Management" then "Transfer Funds" There, you can add increments of 5, 10, 20, 50 or even the maximum limit of the grand total in the PSN wallet of 150. And if you don't have enough in the virtual wallet, you will be prompted to add the difference from your card at checkout. There are games Exclusively for Download Only from the Playstation Store, so feel free to read all the details for each title. They even have PSOne classics playable on both Playstation 3 and PSP.<br />
<br />
I also highly reccomend investing in a 16 GB Memory Stick Pro Duo, which is available at Best Buy or Wal-Mart, which at average is currently priced at around $100.<br />
<br />
And, of course, GameStop is a drive-to destination for reccomended PSP UMD titles, which works for you since you have a PSP with a UMD drive (versus the PSP Go which does not have a UMD drive).<br />
<br />
I have been a loyal PSN account holder and customer since I bought my PS3 back in March, 2007.<br />
<br />
But I digress. I am safe and well, thank you. :) I am still hanging with my family and working on Sonichu. BTW, I am currently looking for people to video-interview (to be uploaded onto my YouTube) for their views on Sonichu and expanding business-wise with merchandise and such. If you have some friends who know Sonichu from my Cwcipedia, please ask them for me if they will volunteer their time. I would appreciate it very much. And your opinions count too, and if you are willing to volunteer yourself, I would appreciate that too.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Regina tries to be helpful====<br />
{{Email|Hey!<br />
<br />
That's pretty interesting. I talked to a few friends and contacts who<br />
knew about Sonichu (I never realised how widespread it was, I thought<br />
it was a bit more underground) and I have come up with about 10 (maybe<br />
more) people who are all very keen on being interviewed. How many<br />
people are you willing to accept? How much knowledge of Sonichu do<br />
they have to have and do they need a webcam or is audio enough? Will<br />
you be doing these interviews over Skype? I don't think I will have<br />
time for an interview myself but what should I tell all these<br />
interested parties?<br />
<br />
ČAU!!!!<br />
Regina}}<br />
<br />
====Chris promptly tries to get others to do the work for him====<br />
{{EmailReply|Please reply right after you read this. I would prefer in-person interviews with each one with me and my digital camera. Perhaps we can setup the on-the-street interviews for Wednesday or Thursday; I have a deadline of Friday for the full video. I would like to meet at the Downtown Mall by the old fountain (next to the Paramount Theatere) at about 3:00 PM, but please let me know which day is more agreeable between all the volunteers. Thank you soo much, Regina.<br />
<br />
If you can find some free time, I'll gladly accept a video MP4 file of you sharing your opinions and thoughts on Sonichu expanding into the merchandise and all. You can film it, upload the file onto a Upload Site Server, send me the link to the video, and I'll download it to be added into the final video.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL,<br />
Cau,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
====Chris is afraid of a little rain====<br />
{{EmailReply|Just to let you know, the filming will have to be on Thursday since it is raining today. As an alternative, your friends may film their opinions and views on Sonichu in Merchandise, upload their files onto an upload server site and send me the links (preferably all links through you to me, so all of the links can be in one message).<br />
<br />
Thank you again for your help.<br />
Stay Safe, Cau,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====???====<br />
{{Email|Ok, I think most, if not all, will have to use the alternative. I just got this message and the other one. Most of the people who want to be filmed don't live in your area, so coming to the mall is out of the question for them. SO you want them to just give their opinions or should I refer them to you to be interviewed via some online method?}}<br />
<br />
====Chris still doesn't really give a shit if people aren't doing something for him====<br />
{{EmailReply|I see, please let me know how many of them do live in the area. And please let those in other states know to make the videos of their opinions. I apologize for the inconvience, but their input will be most valued.<br />
<br />
To change the subject a bit, are you planning on flying back to your family during the Holiday break? For me, it'll be another stay-at-home with my family thing for me; simple and good.<br />
<br />
TTYL,<br />
Cau,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Some helpful advice that promptly gets ignored====<br />
{{Email|Hey!<br />
<br />
If I could make a bit of a recommendation, companies being pitched a<br />
new product like to be shown the potential for expansion outside the<br />
original fanbase. You should make a large survey of people who are<br />
not familiar with Sonichu so that you can demonstrate how it can be<br />
put into new households. They know that your current fans will buy it<br />
but they need to be shown that it can pick up new buyers. Basic rule<br />
of industry is that if you can't expand, then you should abandon the<br />
project for something that will, otherwise it won't make money.<br />
<br />
You should start polling strangers about Sonichu and offer them<br />
something for their time, like a cookie or whatever.<br />
<br />
See you later!<br />
Regina}}<br />
<br />
End of contact from our retard...<br />
<br />
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[[Category:E-mails]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2265&diff=117601100 22652010-10-04T14:11:17Z<p>Radishchu: spelling</p>
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[[File:Hamburglar.jpg|thumb|The Hamburglar laughs at an impostor]]<br />
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'''100 2265''' is a [[Random access humor|bizarre, nonsensical]] video [[Chris]] uploaded on 3 [[October 2010]]. In it, we see Chris, clad in his female support garment and what appears to be some sort of black wrapping, babbling about hamburgers in an incoherent manner. He tries to imitate the fast-food icon [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]] by prancing around [[Chris's room|his room]] shouting "robble robble" in a nasally, high-pitched voice. Even when acting crazy, Chris somehow manages to screw things up as his costume lacks several key elements and the actual Hamburglar ''only'' says "robble".<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2265<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|W3gD0VWFA3U}}<br />
| stardate = 3 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = ???<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{cwcbra|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcription ===<br />
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[[File:RonaldWTF.png|thumb|Ronald would like to congratulate the CWCki's experts of video transcription... not that the transcription helped him much in this case.]]<br />
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''[Chris appears in his [[muscle bra]] with strips of black tape over his rotund figure. He has likewise taped over his eyes, to imitate the Hamburglar's mask]''<br />
<br />
Heeyyyyyy folks! Robble, robble, robble!<br />
<br />
''[Some of the tape has fallen off, Chris adjusts it.]''<br />
<br />
I'm Hamburglar here! Deep fat-frying(?) robber here! Robble, robble!<br />
<br />
''[Chris points to a blurry, out-of-focus image of a Big Mac on his television]''<br />
<br />
I'm gonna steal me that Big Mac there! Robble, robble, robble! It's so delicious! Robble, robble, robble!<br />
<br />
''[Chris moves closer to the screen and begins gesturing at the image.]''<br />
<br />
Oh, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Two whole/all beef patties! Robble, robble, robble, robble! [[Navy|Special Sauce]]! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Onions, [[Pickle|pickles]], cheese! Robble, robble, robble, robble! All on a sesame seed bun! ''[Chris pronounces "bun" like "chin" here.]'' Robble, robble, robble! <br />
<br />
''[The image of the Big Mac briefly comes into focus.]''<br />
<br />
MCDONALD'S! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Robble, robble, robble!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[McDonald's]]<br />
*[[Obesity]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars_Is_Jivin%27.MP4&diff=117377Lars Is Jivin'.MP42010-10-03T16:52:02Z<p>Radishchu: Bewildering as his stare was, I believe the sentiment was that he himself appeared bewildered.</p>
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<div>[[Image:150px-Jivin.jpg|thumb|Lars is [[Fan:Asperchu#Jivin Pickles|Jivin]]]]<br />
<br />
'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is an [[Chris and race|extremely racist]] video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October. The extended edition includes Chris using stereotypical black words such as "yo" "mofo," holding up a picture of a black rapper and then dressing him as a turkey and using the dated racial slur "boy." Chris is being incredibly oblivious to the thinly-veiled similarities between "Lars" and himself, making him sound like a complete [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]].<br />
<br />
Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.]]}}<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ApWRB4iLKMM}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[[Image:Throwin.png|thumb|right|A primer on proper throwing.]]<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares off into space for a moment, bewildered.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
<br />
==Full version==<br />
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByDKIeFdHCs}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I like Mary Poppins]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''<br />
<br />
Yo Lars, listen up yo. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- and she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''<br />
<br />
And she got fed up with all the goddamn boats all over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List_of_Chris's_games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[chris_and_hypocrisy|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey! <br />
<br />
Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a roast turkey - which in point of fact, looks far more like a chicken - on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is wearing an anorak.]'' Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''<br />
<br />
Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! ''[Flashes both middle fingers before turning them upside down]'' I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, [[Chris and race|boy]]! All day long, all week long. She and I are going to be ... '' ['tapping' an imaginary Jackie]'' I be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]'' I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! And you know what, she ain't- you ain't gonna get that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I'll ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, possibly while he tries to remember]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while.<br />
<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bo-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares off into space for a moment, bewildered.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]<br />
*[[New Address]]<br />
*[[Niggos]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[New Address]]|nextlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_like_Mary_Poppins&diff=117373I like Mary Poppins2010-10-03T16:44:43Z<p>Radishchu: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>'''I like Mary Poppins''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 2 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris dons his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] hat and dances around the room, apparently in the fashion of the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in ''[[Mary Poppins]]''. Chris mangles the tune so that it barely resembles anything from the film.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I like Mary Poppins<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XHN0dvfWfHI}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Quote|I'm just a chimney sweep on shore leave.|Chris|who thinks chimney sweeps work at sea}}<br />
===Transcript===<br />
''['''0.00 - 0.07'''. Chris strikes a rather camp attitude, and brandishes the [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Fail]], possibly to represent a chimney sweep's brush. The delivers his few spoken lines in this video in what may, just possibly, be an attempt at a Cockney accent.]<br />
<br />
Yo, guv'nor, don't mind me much; I'm just a chimney sweep on shore leave. ''[he tosses the guitar aside] <br />
<br />
''[aimlessly waving his arms and head] ''Dun dun duuuh duh!''<br />
<br />
''['''0:08 - 0:16'''. he begins vigorously dancing, looking somewhat like an ill-assembled puppet attempting a hornpipe]''<br />
Step in time, step in time,<br /><br />
Step in time, step in time,<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme,<br /><br />
Step in time, step in time... <br />
''[trails off]''<br />
<br />
''['''0:17 - 0:23'''. He raises his finger aloft, then resumes flailing, this time in profile while mugging at the camera. He is becoming somewhat more exhausted by now.]''<br /><br />
Kick your knees up!<br /><br />
Kick your knees up, step in time<br /><br />
Kick your knees up, step in time<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme<br /><br />
Kick your knees up, step in time.<br />
<br />
''['''0:24 - 0.30'''. There is a pause for a second as he positions himself for the next verse. Then he begins circling something just below shot, probably the vacuum cleaner from [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars is Jivin'.]]] ''<br />
<br />
Round the chimney!<br /><br />
Round the chimney, step in time,<br /><br />
Round the chimney, step in time,<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme<br /><br />
Round the chimney, step in time.<br />
<br />
''['''0.31 - 0.40'''. Another pause, in which Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|audibly pants]]. He then climbs over the object he was just circling while 'singing' the next verse. Needless to say, his actions bear no relation to the pace of the music. At the end of the verse, he hops around the hitherto-unseen nozzle of his vacuum cleaner for a second before discarding it, and does a double take when it thuds to the ground.]''<br />
<br />
Over the railing!<br /><br />
Over the railing, step in time<br /><br />
Over the railing, step in time<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme<br /><br />
Don't need to be a good jumper, step in time.<br />
<br />
''['''0.41 - 0.49'''. On the first three lines of this new, made-up verse, he salutes and takes a step backwards. After this point, the complexity of this choreography becomes too much for him and he returns to a jaunty bounce to and fro while swinging his arms back and forth. At the end, he pauses for thought.]''<br />
<br />
Enjoying Mary Poppins!<br /><br />
Enjoying Mary Poppins, step in time<br /><br />
Enjoying Mary Poppins, step er-n time<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme,<br /><br />
Favorite movie of all time!<br />
<br />
''['''0:50 - 1.04'''. Regaining his composure with a couple more 'Step in times', Chris commands us all to link our elbows, imperiously spreading his arms. He then adopts an ape-like pose with his arms akimbo and gyrates roughly in time to his song. At the end, both song and rotation increase in pace until one final, glorious 'Link your elbows!'. The frenetic sequence at an end, Chris switches off the camera. He is visibly and audibly fatigued by the excitement and less than a minute of moderate exercise.]''<br />
<br />
Step in time, step in time.<br /><br />
Liiink your elbows!<br /><br />
Link your elbows, step in time,<br /><br />
link your elbows, step in time,<br /><br />
link your elbows, link your elbows, link your elbows<br /><br />
Link your elbooooows!<br />
<br />
G'day guv'n- ''[cuts himself off mid-word.]''<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]}}<br />
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{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
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{{Music Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_like_Mary_Poppins&diff=117372I like Mary Poppins2010-10-03T16:42:33Z<p>Radishchu: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''I like Mary Poppins''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 2 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris dons his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] hat and dances around the room, apparently in the fashion of the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in ''[[Mary Poppins]]''. Chris mangles the tune so that it barely resembles anything from the film.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I like Mary Poppins<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XHN0dvfWfHI}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Quote|I'm just a chimney sweep on shore leave.|Chris|who thinks chimney sweeps work at sea}}<br />
===Transcript===<br />
''['''0.00 - 0.07'''. Chris strikes a rather camp attitude, and brandishes the [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Fail]], possibly to represent a chimney sweep's brush. The delivers his few spoken lines in this video in what may, just possibly, be an attempt at a Cockney accent.]<br />
<br />
Yo, guv'nor, don't mind me much; I'm just a chimney sweep on shore leave. ''[he tosses the guitar aside] <br />
<br />
''[aimlessly waving his arms and head] ''Dun dun duuuh duh!''<br />
<br />
''['''0:08 - 0:16'''. he begins vigorously dancing, looking somewhat like an ill-assembled puppet attempting a hornpipe]''<br />
Step in time, step in time,<br /><br />
Step in time, step in time,<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme,<br /><br />
Step in time, step in time... <br />
''[trails off]''<br />
<br />
''['''0:17 - 0:23'''. He raises his finger aloft, then resumes flailing, this time in profile while mugging at the camera. He is becoming somewhat more exhausted by now.]''<br /><br />
Kick your knees up!<br /><br />
Kick your knees up, step in time<br /><br />
Kick your knees up, step in time<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme<br /><br />
Kick your knees up, step in time.<br />
<br />
''['''0:24 - 0.30'''. There is a pause for a second as he positions himself for the next verse. Then he begins circling something just below shot.] ''<br />
<br />
Round the chimney!<br /><br />
Round the chimney, step in time,<br /><br />
Round the chimney, step in time,<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme<br /><br />
Round the chimney, step in time.<br />
<br />
''['''0.31 - 0.40'''. Another pause, in which Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|audibly pants]]. He then climbs over the object he was just circling, probably a chair or table, while 'singing' the next verse. Needless to say, his actions bear no relation to the pace of the music. At the end of the verse, he hops around the hitherto-unseen nozzle of his vacuum cleaner for a second before discarding it, and does a double take when it thuds to the ground.]''<br />
<br />
Over the railing!<br /><br />
Over the railing, step in time<br /><br />
Over the railing, step in time<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme<br /><br />
Don't need to be a good jumper, step in time.<br />
<br />
''['''0.41 - 0.49'''. On the first three lines of this new, made-up verse, he salutes and takes a step backwards. After this point, the complexity of this choreography becomes too much for him and he returns to a jaunty bounce to and fro while swinging his arms back and forth. At the end, he pauses for thought.]''<br />
<br />
Enjoying Mary Poppins!<br /><br />
Enjoying Mary Poppins, step in time<br /><br />
Enjoying Mary Poppins, step er-n time<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme,<br /><br />
Favorite movie of all time!<br />
<br />
''['''0:50 - 1.04'''. Regaining his composure with a couple more 'Step in times', Chris commands us all to link our elbows, imperiously spreading his arms. He then adopts an ape-like pose with his arms akimbo and gyrates roughly in time to his song. At the end, both song and rotation increase in pace until one final, glorious 'Link your elbows!'. The frenetic sequence at an end, Chris switches off the camera. He is visibly and audibly fatigued by the excitement and less than a minute of moderate exercise.]''<br />
<br />
Step in time, step in time.<br /><br />
Liiink your elbows!<br /><br />
Link your elbows, step in time,<br /><br />
link your elbows, step in time,<br /><br />
link your elbows, link your elbows, link your elbows<br /><br />
Link your elbooooows!<br />
<br />
G'day guv'n- ''[cuts himself off mid-word.]''<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]}}<br />
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{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
{{Music Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:I_like_Mary_Poppins&diff=117370Talk:I like Mary Poppins2010-10-03T16:40:50Z<p>Radishchu: /* "Short pole" */</p>
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<div>== "Short pole" ==<br />
>At the end of the verse, he hops around some sort of short pole for a second before discarding it, and does a double take when it thuds to the ground.]<br />
I think this is the nozzle of the vacuum cleaner from the ''Lars is Jivin''' video. That might also mean that the object that he jumps over beforehand is the vacuum cleaner - it's in the right position. Thoughts? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:39, 3 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
- Makes sense. Seems unlikely he would have moved it without a specific reason to do so. [[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]]<br />
<br />
== Rhythm and lyrics ==<br />
<br />
I hate to say this, but it seems that old Chrissy has actually gotten a good bit better at singing. His irritating voice still sucks, true, but Chris seems to actually carry something resembling rhythm and flow, unlike in [[Holding_Out_For_a_Hero]], and he's actually understandable and understands the lyrics, unlike in [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion's_Rap_Showdown]]. I can't deny it... [[Anti_Troll_Movement_Video1]] actually beared some resemblance in rhythm to its original source material by 8-Bit. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 21:33, 2 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
Nigga You best be trollin, everytime Chrissy does this stupid shit makes me want to drive to Ruckersville and smash light tubes across his stupid HFA ass. He's lucky I spent all my money on rent and food. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 22:07, 2 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars_Is_Jivin%27.MP4&diff=117351Lars Is Jivin'.MP42010-10-03T11:50:44Z<p>Radishchu: /* Transcript */ Typo. I'll get better at this, I promise.</p>
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<div>[[Image:150px-Jivin.jpg|thumb|Lars is [[Fan:Asperchu#Jivin Pickles|Jivin]]]]<br />
<br />
'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is an [[Chris and race|extremely racist]] video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October. The extended edition includes Chris using stereotypical black words such as "yo" "mofo," holding up a picture of a black rapper and then dressing him as a turkey and using the dated racial slur "boy." Chris is being incredibly oblivious to the thinly-veiled similarities between "Lars" and himself, making him sound like a complete [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]].<br />
<br />
Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.]]}}<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ApWRB4iLKMM}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==Full version==<br />
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByDKIeFdHCs}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I like Mary Poppins]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''<br />
<br />
Yo Lars, listen up yo. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- and she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''<br />
<br />
And she got fed up with all the goddamn boats all over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List_of_Chris's_games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[chris_and_hypocrisy|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey! <br />
<br />
Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a roast turkey - which in point of fact, looks far more like a chicken - on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is wearing an anorak.]'' Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''<br />
<br />
Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! ''[Flashes both middle fingers before turning them upside down]'' I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, [[Chris and race|boy]]! All day long, all week long. She and I are going to be ... '' ['tapping' an imaginary Jackie]'' I be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]'' I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! And you know what, she ain't- you ain't gonna get that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I'll ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, possibly while he tries to remember]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while.<br />
<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bo-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderingly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]<br />
*[[New Address]]<br />
*[[Niggos]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[New Address]]|nextlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars_Is_Jivin%27.MP4&diff=117350Lars Is Jivin'.MP42010-10-03T11:48:46Z<p>Radishchu: /* Transcript */ Of course! It wasn't a vegetable, it was a turkey. How foolish of me.</p>
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<div>[[Image:150px-Jivin.jpg|thumb|Lars is [[Fan:Asperchu#Jivin Pickles|Jivin]]]]<br />
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'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is an [[Chris and race|extremely racist]] video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October. The extended edition includes Chris using stereotypical black words such as "yo" "mofo," holding up a picture of a black rapper and then dressing him as a turkey and using the dated racial slur "boy." Chris is being incredibly oblivious to the thinly-veiled similarities between "Lars" and himself, making him sound like a complete [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]].<br />
<br />
Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.]]}}<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ApWRB4iLKMM}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==Full version==<br />
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByDKIeFdHCs}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I like Mary Poppins]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''<br />
<br />
Yo Lars, listen up yo. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- and she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''<br />
<br />
And she got fed up with all the goddamn boats all over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List_of_Chris's_games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[chris_and_hypocrisy|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey! <br />
<br />
Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a roast turkey - which in point of fact, looks far more like a chiken - on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is wearing an anorak.]'' Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''<br />
<br />
Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! ''[Flashes both middle fingers before turning them upside down]'' I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, [[Chris and race|boy]]! All day long, all week long. She and I are going to be ... '' ['tapping' an imaginary Jackie]'' I be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]'' I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! And you know what, she ain't- you ain't gonna get that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I'll ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, possibly while he tries to remember]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while.<br />
<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bo-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderingly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]<br />
*[[New Address]]<br />
*[[Niggos]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[New Address]]|nextlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars_Is_Jivin%27.MP4&diff=117349Lars Is Jivin'.MP42010-10-03T11:41:19Z<p>Radishchu: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>[[Image:150px-Jivin.jpg|thumb|Lars is [[Fan:Asperchu#Jivin Pickles|Jivin]]]]<br />
<br />
'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is an [[Chris and race|extremely racist]] video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October. The extended edition includes Chris using stereotypical black words such as "yo" "mofo," holding up a picture of a black rapper and then dressing him as a turkey and using the dated racial slur "boy." Chris is being incredibly oblivious to the thinly-veiled similarities between "Lars" and himself, making him sound like a complete [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]].<br />
<br />
Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.]]}}<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ApWRB4iLKMM}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==Full version==<br />
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByDKIeFdHCs}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I like Mary Poppins]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''<br />
<br />
Yo Lars, listen up yo. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- and she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''<br />
<br />
And she got fed up with all the goddamn boats all over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List_of_Chris's_games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[chris_and_hypocrisy|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey! <br />
<br />
Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a yellow vegetable on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is wearing an anorak.]'' Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''<br />
<br />
Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! ''[Flashes both middle fingers before turning them upside down]'' I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, [[Chris and race|boy]]! All day long, all week long. She and I are going to be ... '' ['tapping' an imaginary Jackie]'' I be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]'' I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! And you know what, she ain't- you ain't gonna get that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I'll ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, possibly while he tries to remember]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while.<br />
<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bo-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderingly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]<br />
*[[New Address]]<br />
*[[Niggos]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[New Address]]|nextlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Radishchu&diff=117272User:Radishchu2010-10-03T02:09:44Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>At once disgusted, intruigued, infuriated, elated, depressed and baffled by this site and all that it chronicles. As I'm sure we all are.<br />
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<div>At once disgusted, intruigued, infuriated, elated, depressed and baffled by this site and all that it chronicles. As I'm sure we all are.</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_like_Mary_Poppins&diff=117266I like Mary Poppins2010-10-03T02:03:35Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>'''I like Mary Poppins''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 2 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris dons his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] hat and dances around the room, apparently in the fashion of the chimney sweeps in Mary Poppins.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I like Mary Poppins<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XHN0dvfWfHI}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
''['''0.00 - 0.07'''. Chris strikes a rather camp attitude, and brandishes the [[chris's_guitar|Guitar of Fail]]', possibly to represent a chimney sweep's brush. The delivers his few spoken lines in this video in what may, just possibly, be a an attempt at a Cockney accent.]<br />
<br />
Yo, guv'nor, don't mind me much; I'm just a chimney sweep on shore leave. ''[he tosses the guitar aside] <br />
<br />
''[aimlessly waving his arms and head] ''Dun dun duuuh duh!''<br />
<br />
''['''0:08 - 0:16'''. he begins vigorously dancing, looking somewhat like an ill-assembled puppet attempting a hornpipe]''<br />
Step in time, step in time, <br /><br />
Step in time, step in time, <br /><br />
Never need a reason, <br /><br />
Never need a rhyme, <br /><br />
Step in time, step in time... <br />
''[trails off]''<br />
<br />
''['''0:17 - 0:23'''. He raises his finger aloft, then resumes flailing, this time in profile while mugging at the camera. He is becoming somewhat more exhausted by now.]''<br /><br />
Kick your knees up! <br /><br />
Kick your knees up, step in time<br /><br />
Kick your knees up, step in time<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme<br /><br />
Kick your knees up, step in time.<br />
<br />
''['''0:24 - 0.30'''. There is a pause for a second as he positions himself for the next verse. Then he begins circling something just below shot.] ''<br />
<br />
Round the chimney!<br /><br />
Round the chimney, step in time,<br /><br />
Round the chimney, step in time,<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme<br /><br />
Round the chimney, step in time.<br />
<br />
''['''0.31 - 0.40'''. Another pause, in which Chris audibly pants. He then climbs over the object he was just circling, probably a chair or table, while 'singing' the next verse. Needless to say, his actions bear no relation to the pace of the music. At the end of the verse, he hops around some sort of short pole for a second before discarding it, and does a double take when it thuds to the ground.]''<br />
<br />
Over the railing!<br /><br />
Over the railing, step in time<br /><br />
Over the railing, step in time<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme<br /><br />
Don't need to be a good jumper, step in time.<br />
<br />
''['''0.41 - 0.49'''. On the first three lines of this new, made-up verse, he salutes and takes a step backwards. After this point, the complexity of this choreography becomes too much for him and he returns to a jaunty bounce to and fro while swinging his arms back and forth. At the end, he pauses for thought.]''<br />
<br />
Enjoying Mary Poppins!<br /><br />
Enjoying Mary Poppins, step in time<br /><br />
Enjoying Mary Poppins, step er-n time<br /><br />
Never need a reason,<br /><br />
Never need a rhyme,<br /><br />
Never ''[messes up]'' old times!<br />
<br />
''['''0:50 - 1.04'''. Regaining his composure with a couple more 'Step in times', Chris commands us all to link our elbows, imperiously spreading his arms. He then adopts an ape-like pose with his arms akimbo and gyrates roughly in time to his song. At the end, both song and rotation increase in pace until one final, glorious 'Link your elbows!'. The frenetic sequence at an end, Chris switches off the camera. He is visibly and audibly fatigued by the excitement.]''<br />
<br />
Step in time, step in time.<br /><br />
Liiink your elbows!<br /><br />
Link your elbows, step in time,<br /><br />
link your elbows, step in time,<br /><br />
link your elbows, link your elbows, link your elbows<br /><br />
Link your elbooooows!<br />
<br />
G'day no- ''[cuts himself off mid-word.]''<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars_Is_Jivin%27.MP4&diff=117262Lars Is Jivin'.MP42010-10-03T01:23:24Z<p>Radishchu: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>[[Image:150px-Jivin.jpg|thumb|Lars is [[Fan:Asperchu#Jivin Pickles|Jivin]]]]<br />
<br />
'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October.<br />
<br />
Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.]]}}<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ApWRB4iLKMM}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==Full version==<br />
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByDKIeFdHCs}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''<br />
<br />
Yo Lars, listen up y'all. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''<br />
<br />
And she got fed up of all the goddamn boats over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List_of_Chris's_games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[monthly_tugboat|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey! <br />
<br />
Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a yellow vegetable on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is wearing an anorak.]''Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''<br />
<br />
Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, boy! All day long, all week long. She never gonna be ... ''['tapping' an imaginary Jackie]'' I gonna be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]''I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! You know what, she ain't- you ain't getting that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, possibly while he tries to remember]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while.<br />
<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]<br />
*[[New Address]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[New Address]]|nextlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars_Is_Jivin%27.MP4&diff=117259Lars Is Jivin'.MP42010-10-03T01:20:38Z<p>Radishchu: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:150px-Jivin.jpg|thumb|Lars is [[Fan:Asperchu#Jivin Pickles|Jivin]]]]<br />
<br />
'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October.<br />
<br />
Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.]]}}<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ApWRB4iLKMM}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==Full version==<br />
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByDKIeFdHCs}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''<br />
<br />
Yo Lars, listen up y'all. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''<br />
<br />
And she got fed up of all the goddamn boats over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List_of_Chris's_games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[monthly_tugboat|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey! <br />
<br />
Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a yellow vegetable on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is wearing an anorak.]''Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''<br />
<br />
Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, boy! All day long, all week long. She never gonna be ... ''[tapping the ass of an imaginary Jackie]'' I gonna be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]''I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! You know what, she ain't- you ain't getting that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, possibly while he tries to remember]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while.<br />
<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]<br />
*[[New Address]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[New Address]]|nextlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars_Is_Jivin%27.MP4&diff=117258Lars Is Jivin'.MP42010-10-03T01:19:16Z<p>Radishchu: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:150px-Jivin.jpg|thumb|Lars is [[Fan:Asperchu#Jivin Pickles|Jivin]]]]<br />
<br />
'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October.<br />
<br />
Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.]]}}<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ApWRB4iLKMM}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==Full version==<br />
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByDKIeFdHCs}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''<br />
<br />
Yo Lars, listen up y'all. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She liked you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''<br />
<br />
And she got fed up of all the goddamn boats over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List_of_Chris's_games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[monthly_tugboat|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey! <br />
<br />
Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a yellow vegetable on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is wearing an anorak.]''Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''<br />
<br />
Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, boy! All day long, all week long. She never gonna be ... ''[tapping the ass of an imaginary Jackie]'' I gonna be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]''I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! You know what, she ain't- you ain't getting that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, possibly while he tries to remember]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while.<br />
<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]<br />
*[[New Address]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[New Address]]|nextlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars_Is_Jivin%27.MP4&diff=117257Lars Is Jivin'.MP42010-10-03T01:17:20Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:150px-Jivin.jpg|thumb|Lars is [[Fan:Asperchu#Jivin Pickles|Jivin]]]]<br />
<br />
'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October.<br />
<br />
Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.]]}}<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ApWRB4iLKMM}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==Full version==<br />
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars Is Jivin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByDKIeFdHCs}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[New Address]]<br />
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''<br />
<br />
Yo Lars, listen up y'all. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She liked you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''<br />
<br />
And she got fed up of all the goddamn boats over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List_of_Chris's_games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[monthly_tugboat|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey! <br />
<br />
Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a yellow vegetable on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is wearing an anorak.]''Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''<br />
<br />
Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, boy! All day long, all week long. She never gonna be ... ''[tapping the ass of an imaginary Jackie]'' I gonna be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]''I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! You know what, she ain't- you ain't getting that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, possibly while he tries to remember]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while.<br />
<br />
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-<br />
<br />
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']<br />
<br />
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]<br />
*[[New Address]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[New Address]]|nextlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2261.MOV&diff=116953100 2261.MOV2010-10-01T22:49:06Z<p>Radishchu: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''100 2261.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[October 2010]]. In it, [[Chris_and_remorse|Chris expresses remorse]] for various actions including blaming [[Michael Snyder]] for having been [[banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. As with most things, Chris blames [[video game]]-induced [[stress]] as the leading cause of his behaviour. Chris states that it was [[Jackie]] who made him realise that it may have been his fault for having been banned, which means these apologies are probably all in the name of [[china]].<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2261<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|p7ZgQI1oaiE}}<br />
| stardate = 1 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Video games|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{PokemonLeague|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}, {{Game Place|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
''[The scene is briefly bathed in a golden hue as Chris switches on the camera. After a second, the room returns to its customary drabness.]''<br />
<br />
''[Mutters, eyes to the heavens]'' Uungwah listen it's October first, two thousand ten, and we're going to go a good- change of pace here. I have, uh, come to, uh, g'bwl I have come to... terms and realisation, with the help of my- of my [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]]... ''[Sighs blissfully]'' ... <br />
<br />
Anyway, I want to apologise to... for bl- to [[Michael Snyder]] and everbody at [[The GAMe PLACe]] for blaming them, for... well all the troubles because, y'know. Things have, things have [[Chris_and_English|perspired]], that led to me getting kicked out... was very much my fault, er - but most of the time, uh, most of the time I was just being, er, [[stress|''super'' stressed out]] and I only, just, I only shouted a loud outburst ''twice''. ''[Wags his finger at the camera, looks disgruntled] ''Twice! Ever. And yet even, eeh, even that shocked, er, Michael. And I apologise for, er, writing that- for writing that message on the cardboard box that Michael knows- is aware of out of anger in response to- not being allowed to hook up the Wii so I could distribute the Electivire to my ''[Indistinguishable]'' Pikachu to the other League Me- to the other Pokemon Members for- towa- toward their ''Diamond'' and ''Pearl'' games. But anyway, uh, I do not blame any of them, uh... I am to blame for- my getting kicked outta there. And I am sorry. ''[Dramatic pause befitting the gravity of this statement.]''<br />
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Have a good day.<br />
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''[He deactivates the camera]''<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[XBox is OK.MOV]]<br />
*[[Jackie]]<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchuhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2261.MOV&diff=116949100 2261.MOV2010-10-01T22:31:22Z<p>Radishchu: </p>
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<div>'''100 2261.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[October 2010]]. In it, [[Chris_and_remorse|Chris expresses remorse]] for various actions including blaming [[Michael Snyder]] for having been [[banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. As with most things, Chris blames [[video game]]-induced [[stress]] as the leading cause of his behaviour. Chris states that it was [[Jackie]] who made him realise that it may have been his fault for having been banned, which means these apologies are probably all in the name of [[china]].<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2261<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|p7ZgQI1oaiE}}<br />
| stardate = 1 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Video games|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{PokemonLeague|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}, {{Game Place|text}}<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
''[The scene is briefly bathed in a golden hue as Chris switches on the camera. After a second, the room returns to its customary drabness.]''<br />
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''[mutters, his eyes to the heavens]'' Uungwah listen it's October first, two thousand ten, and we're going to go a good- change of pace here. I have, uh, come to, uh, g'bwl I have come to... terms and realisation, with the help of my - of my sweetheart, Jackie... ''[sighs blissfully]'' ... <br />
<br />
Anyway, I want to apologise to... for bl- to [[Michael Snyder]] and everbody at [[The GAMe PLACe]] for blaming them, for... well all the troubles because, y'know. Things have, things have transpired, that led to me getting kicked out... was very much my fault, er - but most of the time, uh, most of the time I was just being, er, [[stress|''super'' stressed out]] and I only, just, I only shouted a loud outburst ''twice''. ''[he wags his finger at the camera, and looks disgruntled] ''Twice! Ever. And yet even, eeh, even that shocked, er, Michael. And I apologise for, er, writing that - for writing that message on the cardboard box that Michael is aware of out of anger in response to - not being allowed to hook up the Wii so I could distribute the Electivire to my ''[indistinguishable]'' Pikachu to the other League Me- to the other Pokemon Members for- towa- toward their ''Diamond'' and ''Pearl'' games. But anyway, uh, I do not blame any of them, uh... I am to blame for - my getting kicked outta there. And I am sorry. ''[he leaves a dramatic pause befitting the gravity of this statement.]''<br />
<br />
Have a good day.<br />
<br />
''[He deactivates the camera.]''<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[XBox is OK.MOV]]<br />
*[[Jackie]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
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{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Radishchu