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COVID-19

2023-10-14T00:05:36Z

RagingRetard: /* Impact on Chris's fantasies */ - fix

{{Needs Updating|[[Other chats leaked by Naught (undated)#Chinese Chandlers dream]]}}
{{quote|This Viral Event is actually a better step in our own developments and evolution, as well as a deity-level test to sort out the weak from the moderate and strong|Chris.<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}
[[File:CWCorona.png|thumb|Coronavirus attacking C-197.]]
'''[[wikipedia:Coronavirus disease 2019|COVID-19]]''' ('''Co'''rona'''vi'''rus '''D'''isease 20'''19'''), caused by a virus officially named '''SARS-CoV-2''' and colloquially referred to simply as '''coronavirus''', is a fast-spreading disease responsible for the largest pandemic of the 21st century thus far, infecting millions of Americans and even [[Pmurt|the 45th President of the United States]]. It has prompted governments to recommend stricter [[ShowerClean|sanitation routines]]; and to encourage social distancing practices, such as [[BACK THE FUCK OFF|staying six feet (2 meters) apart]], [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers#CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool|wearing masks]] when going out, and only keeping essential services open – which, to the dismay of [[Chris]], doesn't include conventions.

In [[March 2020]], in the midst of the pandemic, Chris exhibited a juvenile attitude to the nature of the disease and the [[Chris and health|body's own workings]]. He believes learning about the symptoms would [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally tire]] him which would put him at a higher risk of contracting the virus.<ref name=viral></ref> Later that month, he endorsed watching the [[anime]] series ''[[wikipedia:Cells at Work!|Cells at Work!]]'' to build one's resistance.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#watch anime to kill coronavirus]], 22 March 2020</ref> This anime depicts cells - specifically those of the blood and immune system - as people, and is based on anatomical and hematologic science, but with obvious artistic license taken considering the way the series is portrayed. Given Chris's views on [[OCs]], it would appear that he believes ''Cells at Work!'' to be a direct, literal depiction of what goes on in his body.

Chris and [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] became fully vaccinated in [[May 2021]].<ref name=vaccine/> As of April 2022, over 69% of the United States has been fully vaccinated and things have almost completely went back to normal in the US – including [[List of conventions attended by Chris|''My Little Pony'' conventions]]

==Impact on Chris's fantasies==
[[File:Coronachu.png|thumb|This is what Chris probably believes.]]
On 28 March, Chris claimed the pandemic to be a sign of the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that COVID-19 was cured weeks ago in his fantasy world. Chris also claimed that ''[[My Little Pony]]'' characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]</ref> This disease had also made its way to [[CWCville]] in [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] and some neighboring dimensions, but was somehow cured in all of them by mid April 2020. (Chris would eventually state that in his fantasy land, the "Devil's Breath" virus released by Doctor Octopus in the 2018 ''{{w|Spider-Man (2018 video game)|Spider-Man}}'' video game was analogous to COVID-19's spread in the real world. Given that the virus is dealt with fairly quickly in-game after the outbreak, this could be in-line with Chris's timeline, even if the game is set in Autumn rather than Winter/Spring.)<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#Bodyswap announcement]]</ref>

Chris's beliefs in how COVID-19 factors into the Dimensional Merge are also incredibly contradictory. Chris has claimed that this pandemic is a part of the convergence as a way of [[Dimensional Merge#Beliefs on the Merge|evening out the population]] on both sides of the iron curtain before it can occur. He says this virus [[Nazis|will help remove those who are]] [[Honor roll|mentally]] and [[I AM STRONG|physically]] weak. However, he also claims that [[Chris and reality|he will use time travel to undo the pandemic in our timeline]] so he can attend [[BABSCon|BABSCon 2020]], which directly contradicts his own stated beliefs in the Dimensional Merge saying that everyone who dies will make the process easier.

Furthermore, his statement that he used a [[Spirit possession|"body swap"]] to attend BABSCon 2020 in C-197 makes the entire idea of Chris time-travelling and saving millions from contracting the Coronavirus and hundreds of thousands dying entirely irreconcilable with the idea that all of the people that died needed to for the Dimensional Merge to happen; after all, why bother with all that death and Merge preparation if he's just going to set things back by time travelling to create a new timeline where the event was never cancelled? On top of that, the idea that the people who die in Dimension 1218 as a result of the Merge being resurrected in Dimension C-197 does nothing to "thin the herd", and thus the oncoming world's populace would suffer from overpopulation problems after the Merge.

Chris, of course, conveniently ignores these issues because [[Mathematics|he can't put two and two together]], because [[Chris and writing|he just can't keep his shitty narrative straight]]. These inconsistencies reveal that this entire diatribe, down to Chris pretending to be his own fictional character for more than half a year, is nothing more than an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping mechanism]] where he can create a scenario in his mind that allows him to go to a convention that got cancelled instead of just ''imagining'' that he did in his fantasy world. Eventually, he got bored of pretending to be Sonichu and reverted to being himself in February 2021; he continues to believe that the Merge is coming, although he's seemingly come to terms with the fact that the 2020 and 2021 iterations of BABScon are not coming.

[[Weens]] and [[A-Log]]s have tried to [[August_2020_social_media_posts#Very_Distant_alt-timeline|crowbar]] a more severe outbreak into C-197, with one known attempt using the Corona-Chan meme, but Chris has so far dismissed them as taking place in yet more alternate dimensions. However, since {{w|roleplaying|roleplay}} writers do not have to include the pandemic in their universes for any reason, Chris could have just said that COVID-19 simply did not happen in C-197, and that would have been it.

While in [[Jail Saga|jail]] - now deep in the delusions that he was [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|the reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] - Chris [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|wrote a letter]] in which he stated that the pandemic was a test of faith, while reiterating that the pandemic would result in "healthier individuals" by eliminating the "[[Slow-in-the-minds|Left-Behinds]]." He also blamed [[Jacob Sockness]] for having "cursed" the United States with the disease. It is unclear why or how he came to this conclusion.

===Stopping the pandemic===
[[File:CWCTimeTravel.jpg|thumb|400px|[[Star Trek|"We're going to attempt time travel."]]]]
[[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|Sonichu, in Chris's body]] has a plan to stop the pandemic, by going [[Chris and reality|back in time]] and undoing it. His intent to do so was announced in an address to the [[Official CWCki Server]] on 12 August 2020:

{{quotebox|Hello, @everyone. I have something to tell all of you: in regard to everything that has happened and are happening in regard to not only the Dimension Merge, but also in that I am to get this body into C-197 and to Cwcville, and the greater details beyond that that involve me going back in time and undoing this pandemic from ever happening. I wish to make it very direct and clear that this is very sincere and serious, and when talking with me about it, it is not at all to be in humoring anyone. And I am very well aware of the percentage of those who think it a joke when it clearly is not at all. In other words, to talk with me means to talk with sincerity and full acceptance of the situations. I will not accept or tolerate [[Chris and work|Neet behaviour]], or any disingenuous mentality and intentions.}}

When answering a user's question about this vague plan the next day, "Sonichu" reiterated that undoing the pandemic was the main objective, and that there were currently no plans to change other past events.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 1#Time Travel Plans]]</ref>

The plan was briefly referenced again in a 2 September 2020 chat where "Sonichu" said it would be enacted after Chris's body fully unlocks all necessary [[Messiah complex|abilities and powers]].<ref>[[Other chats leaked by Naught (September 2020)#Debt hearing, toys, Merge]],</ref>

Further details, such as how this time-travel plan will be implemented, are currently unknown, perhaps even to Chris.

Notably, preventing COVID-19 would fulfill Chris' [[September_2019_social_media_posts#Yet_another_brony_convention|prophecy]] that he will attend BABSCon 2020.

==Impact on Chris IRL==
Due to COVID-19 being declared a global pandemic in early 2020, multiple rules came into effect, including but not limited to shutting down of all non-essential services. Though the definition of essential was very vague in the USA, conventions were labelled non-essential and were not allowed to open. This [[Stress|stressed]] our autistic hero as he could no longer go the places that had (somewhat) accepted him.

Chris couldn't deal with the cancellation of the one place where he found people who liked the same things he did and as a [[Chris and coping|coping mechanism]] declared that Sonichu has taken over his body and his soul has left for CWCville to attend BABScon.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> Despite social distancing having been enforced in Virginia, this didn't stop Chris [[Spirit possession|(as Sonichu)]] attending the [[Leftovermedia]] livestream with Noah and the musician Max Mandu, footage from the livestream clearly showing that social distancing wasn't in place.

Chris also said that a vaccine would be developed within two weeks from mid-March, suggesting that all his knowledge about epidemics comes from ''[[Chris and reality|Plague Inc.]]'' and games like it. He then went on to say that we have not applied what we have learnt from past epidemics to this one. During the SARS and MERS epidemics, we were not able to create a vaccine 3 months after they were detected, thereby proving how [[naïve]] he is.

==Spending==
===Support for artists===
[[File:Bottlecaps.jpg|thumb|150px|Unlike Chris's finances, the hoard keeps increasing]]

Instead of paying [[Financhu Crisis|his mortgage or various loans]], Chris [[Chris and money|decided]] that he will be buying all the garbage that other Bronies have for sale online.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Sonichu spends money]]</ref> He begged his audience to buy his cards and comics so he can then give that money to Bronycon artists. When people called him out for this, he said the cancellation of Bronycon left these people with no source of income and that he was a helpful[[Chris and escapism| <s>person</s> Sonichu]] for buying their trinkets.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Money well spent]]</ref>
Chris probably doesn't actually care about the artists and just wanted all their products and gave his stupid reason to justify wasting money.
{{Clear}}

===Stimulus check===
[[File:Chrisnewtablet.jpg|thumb|200px|Notice the charging cable held together using tape and velcro. [[2014 house fire|History might repeat itself.]]]]

On 29 May, Chris purchased an iPad, stylus, and subscription to Clipstudio to draw art digitally, using money from the Economic Impact Payment [[Monthly tugboat|stimulus money]] sent out by the [[Pmurt]] administration.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1266470207717072898</ref> Chris complained about how difficult the software was to use.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1266470865459429378</ref>
It should be noted that Chris thinks this money came from Trump's wallet and not the Federal Reserve.
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|Adonit Pro 4 stylus
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==Vaccination==
{{quote|This [[14 Branchland Court|Temple]]’s occupants are now Fully #VAXXED to the Extreme!|Chris<ref name=vaccine>[[May 2021 social media posts#Chris gets vaccinated]]</ref>}}

[[File:May19VaccinePhoto.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris displaying his vaccination card.]]

Chris received two doses of the Pfizer vaccine - first on 28 April 2021 and second on 17 May 2021. To identify himself as among those being fully vaxxed, he laminated his vaccination card with shipping tape and put it on a [[BronyCon]] lanyard to wear around his neck.<ref name=vaccine2>[[May 2021 social media posts#Vaccine card]]</ref>

[[Barbara]] was also fully vaccinated, receiving her second shot on 28 April.<ref name=vaccine></ref> Chris laminated her vaccine card with shipping tape as well and attached it to her purse.<ref name=vaccine2>[[May 2021 social media posts#Vaccine card]]</ref>

{{clear}}

{{References}}

==See also==
*[[BABSCon]]
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[Chris and politics]]

== External links ==
* [https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019 TRUE and HONEST] information about COVID-19
* [https://vadoc.virginia.gov/news-press-releases/2022/covid-19-updates/] VADOC website listing the amount of positive cases across Virginian jails.
{{Health}}
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[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]
[[Category:Politics]]

COVID-19

2023-10-14T00:03:25Z

RagingRetard: /* Impact on Chris's fantasies */ - jail

{{Needs Updating|[[Other chats leaked by Naught (undated)#Chinese Chandlers dream]]}}
{{quote|This Viral Event is actually a better step in our own developments and evolution, as well as a deity-level test to sort out the weak from the moderate and strong|Chris.<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}
[[File:CWCorona.png|thumb|Coronavirus attacking C-197.]]
'''[[wikipedia:Coronavirus disease 2019|COVID-19]]''' ('''Co'''rona'''vi'''rus '''D'''isease 20'''19'''), caused by a virus officially named '''SARS-CoV-2''' and colloquially referred to simply as '''coronavirus''', is a fast-spreading disease responsible for the largest pandemic of the 21st century thus far, infecting millions of Americans and even [[Pmurt|the 45th President of the United States]]. It has prompted governments to recommend stricter [[ShowerClean|sanitation routines]]; and to encourage social distancing practices, such as [[BACK THE FUCK OFF|staying six feet (2 meters) apart]], [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers#CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool|wearing masks]] when going out, and only keeping essential services open – which, to the dismay of [[Chris]], doesn't include conventions.

In [[March 2020]], in the midst of the pandemic, Chris exhibited a juvenile attitude to the nature of the disease and the [[Chris and health|body's own workings]]. He believes learning about the symptoms would [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally tire]] him which would put him at a higher risk of contracting the virus.<ref name=viral></ref> Later that month, he endorsed watching the [[anime]] series ''[[wikipedia:Cells at Work!|Cells at Work!]]'' to build one's resistance.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#watch anime to kill coronavirus]], 22 March 2020</ref> This anime depicts cells - specifically those of the blood and immune system - as people, and is based on anatomical and hematologic science, but with obvious artistic license taken considering the way the series is portrayed. Given Chris's views on [[OCs]], it would appear that he believes ''Cells at Work!'' to be a direct, literal depiction of what goes on in his body.

Chris and [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] became fully vaccinated in [[May 2021]].<ref name=vaccine/> As of April 2022, over 69% of the United States has been fully vaccinated and things have almost completely went back to normal in the US – including [[List of conventions attended by Chris|''My Little Pony'' conventions]]

==Impact on Chris's fantasies==
[[File:Coronachu.png|thumb|This is what Chris probably believes.]]
On 28 March, Chris claimed the pandemic to be a sign of the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that COVID-19 was cured weeks ago in his fantasy world. Chris also claimed that ''[[My Little Pony]]'' characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]</ref> This disease had also made its way to [[CWCville]] in [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] and some neighboring dimensions, but was somehow cured in all of them by mid April 2020. (Chris would eventually state that in his fantasy land, the "Devil's Breath" virus released by Doctor Octopus in the 2018 ''{{w|Spider-Man (2018 video game)|Spider-Man}}'' video game was analogous to COVID-19's spread in the real world. Given that the virus is dealt with fairly quickly in-game after the outbreak, this could be in-line with Chris's timeline, even if the game is set in Autumn rather than Winter/Spring.)<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#Bodyswap announcement]]</ref>

Chris's beliefs in how COVID-19 factors into the Dimensional Merge are also incredibly contradictory. Chris has claimed that this pandemic is a part of the convergence as a way of [[Dimensional Merge#Beliefs on the Merge|evening out the population]] on both sides of the iron curtain before it can occur. He says this virus [[Nazis|will help remove those who are]] [[Honor roll|mentally]] and [[I AM STRONG|physically]] weak. However, he also claims that [[Chris and reality|he will use time travel to undo the pandemic in our timeline]] so he can attend [[BABSCon|BABSCon 2020]], which directly contradicts his own stated beliefs in the Dimensional Merge saying that everyone who dies will make the process easier.

Furthermore, his statement that he used a [[Spirit possession|"body swap"]] to attend BABSCon 2020 in C-197 makes the entire idea of Chris time-travelling and saving millions from contracting the Coronavirus and hundreds of thousands dying entirely irreconcilable with the idea that all of the people that died needed to for the Dimensional Merge to happen; after all, why bother with all that death and Merge preparation if he's just going to set things back by time travelling to create a new timeline where the event was never cancelled? On top of that, the idea that the people who die in Dimension 1218 as a result of the Merge being resurrected in Dimension C-197 does nothing to "thin the herd", and thus the oncoming world's populace would suffer from overpopulation problems after the Merge.

Chris, of course, conveniently ignores these issues because [[Mathematics|he can't put two and two together]], because [[Chris and writing|he just can't keep his shitty narrative straight]]. These inconsistencies reveal that this entire diatribe, down to Chris pretending to be his own fictional character for more than half a year, is nothing more than an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping mechanism]] where he can create a scenario in his mind that allows him to go to a convention that got cancelled instead of just ''imagining'' that he did in his fantasy world. Eventually, he got bored of pretending to be Sonichu and reverted to being himself in February 2021; he continues to believe that the Merge is coming, although he's seemingly come to terms with the fact that the 2020 and 2021 iterations of BABScon are not coming.

[[Weens]] and [[A-Log]]s have tried to [[August_2020_social_media_posts#Very_Distant_alt-timeline|crowbar]] a more severe outbreak into C-197, with one known attempt using the Corona-Chan meme, but Chris has so far dismissed them as taking place in yet more alternate dimensions. However, since {{w|roleplaying|roleplay}} writers do not have to include the pandemic in their universes for any reason, Chris could have just said that COVID-19 simply did not happen in C-197, and that would have been it.

While in [[Jail Saga|jail]] - now deep in the delusions that he was [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|the reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] - Chris [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|wrote a letter]] stated that the pandemic was a test of faith, while reiterating that the pandemic would result in "healthier individuals" by eliminating the "[[Slow-in-the-minds|Left-Behinds]]." He also blamed [[Jacob Sockness]] for having "cursed" the United States with the pandemic. It is unclear why or how he came to this conclusion.

===Stopping the pandemic===
[[File:CWCTimeTravel.jpg|thumb|400px|[[Star Trek|"We're going to attempt time travel."]]]]
[[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|Sonichu, in Chris's body]] has a plan to stop the pandemic, by going [[Chris and reality|back in time]] and undoing it. His intent to do so was announced in an address to the [[Official CWCki Server]] on 12 August 2020:

{{quotebox|Hello, @everyone. I have something to tell all of you: in regard to everything that has happened and are happening in regard to not only the Dimension Merge, but also in that I am to get this body into C-197 and to Cwcville, and the greater details beyond that that involve me going back in time and undoing this pandemic from ever happening. I wish to make it very direct and clear that this is very sincere and serious, and when talking with me about it, it is not at all to be in humoring anyone. And I am very well aware of the percentage of those who think it a joke when it clearly is not at all. In other words, to talk with me means to talk with sincerity and full acceptance of the situations. I will not accept or tolerate [[Chris and work|Neet behaviour]], or any disingenuous mentality and intentions.}}

When answering a user's question about this vague plan the next day, "Sonichu" reiterated that undoing the pandemic was the main objective, and that there were currently no plans to change other past events.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 1#Time Travel Plans]]</ref>

The plan was briefly referenced again in a 2 September 2020 chat where "Sonichu" said it would be enacted after Chris's body fully unlocks all necessary [[Messiah complex|abilities and powers]].<ref>[[Other chats leaked by Naught (September 2020)#Debt hearing, toys, Merge]],</ref>

Further details, such as how this time-travel plan will be implemented, are currently unknown, perhaps even to Chris.

Notably, preventing COVID-19 would fulfill Chris' [[September_2019_social_media_posts#Yet_another_brony_convention|prophecy]] that he will attend BABSCon 2020.

==Impact on Chris IRL==
Due to COVID-19 being declared a global pandemic in early 2020, multiple rules came into effect, including but not limited to shutting down of all non-essential services. Though the definition of essential was very vague in the USA, conventions were labelled non-essential and were not allowed to open. This [[Stress|stressed]] our autistic hero as he could no longer go the places that had (somewhat) accepted him.

Chris couldn't deal with the cancellation of the one place where he found people who liked the same things he did and as a [[Chris and coping|coping mechanism]] declared that Sonichu has taken over his body and his soul has left for CWCville to attend BABScon.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> Despite social distancing having been enforced in Virginia, this didn't stop Chris [[Spirit possession|(as Sonichu)]] attending the [[Leftovermedia]] livestream with Noah and the musician Max Mandu, footage from the livestream clearly showing that social distancing wasn't in place.

Chris also said that a vaccine would be developed within two weeks from mid-March, suggesting that all his knowledge about epidemics comes from ''[[Chris and reality|Plague Inc.]]'' and games like it. He then went on to say that we have not applied what we have learnt from past epidemics to this one. During the SARS and MERS epidemics, we were not able to create a vaccine 3 months after they were detected, thereby proving how [[naïve]] he is.

==Spending==
===Support for artists===
[[File:Bottlecaps.jpg|thumb|150px|Unlike Chris's finances, the hoard keeps increasing]]

Instead of paying [[Financhu Crisis|his mortgage or various loans]], Chris [[Chris and money|decided]] that he will be buying all the garbage that other Bronies have for sale online.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Sonichu spends money]]</ref> He begged his audience to buy his cards and comics so he can then give that money to Bronycon artists. When people called him out for this, he said the cancellation of Bronycon left these people with no source of income and that he was a helpful[[Chris and escapism| <s>person</s> Sonichu]] for buying their trinkets.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Money well spent]]</ref>
Chris probably doesn't actually care about the artists and just wanted all their products and gave his stupid reason to justify wasting money.
{{Clear}}

===Stimulus check===
[[File:Chrisnewtablet.jpg|thumb|200px|Notice the charging cable held together using tape and velcro. [[2014 house fire|History might repeat itself.]]]]

On 29 May, Chris purchased an iPad, stylus, and subscription to Clipstudio to draw art digitally, using money from the Economic Impact Payment [[Monthly tugboat|stimulus money]] sent out by the [[Pmurt]] administration.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1266470207717072898</ref> Chris complained about how difficult the software was to use.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1266470865459429378</ref>
It should be noted that Chris thinks this money came from Trump's wallet and not the Federal Reserve.
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|Adonit Pro 4 stylus
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|Screen protector
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==Vaccination==
{{quote|This [[14 Branchland Court|Temple]]’s occupants are now Fully #VAXXED to the Extreme!|Chris<ref name=vaccine>[[May 2021 social media posts#Chris gets vaccinated]]</ref>}}

[[File:May19VaccinePhoto.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris displaying his vaccination card.]]

Chris received two doses of the Pfizer vaccine - first on 28 April 2021 and second on 17 May 2021. To identify himself as among those being fully vaxxed, he laminated his vaccination card with shipping tape and put it on a [[BronyCon]] lanyard to wear around his neck.<ref name=vaccine2>[[May 2021 social media posts#Vaccine card]]</ref>

[[Barbara]] was also fully vaccinated, receiving her second shot on 28 April.<ref name=vaccine></ref> Chris laminated her vaccine card with shipping tape as well and attached it to her purse.<ref name=vaccine2>[[May 2021 social media posts#Vaccine card]]</ref>

{{clear}}

{{References}}

==See also==
*[[BABSCon]]
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[Chris and politics]]

== External links ==
* [https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019 TRUE and HONEST] information about COVID-19
* [https://vadoc.virginia.gov/news-press-releases/2022/covid-19-updates/] VADOC website listing the amount of positive cases across Virginian jails.
{{Health}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]
[[Category:Politics]]

ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004

2023-02-13T03:24:03Z

RagingRetard:

'''ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004''' is a 13-minute video filmed by [[Chris]] on [[Christmas|25]] [[December 2004]]. The first part was leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] on 21 [[December 2014]] and the second on 24 [[December 2014]]. In the first part, Chris shows off his presents and [[14 Branchland Court]] while the second part features Chris (then age 22) opening some presents with [[Bob]] (77) and [[Barb]] (63). One of the most infamous parts of the video features Bob reading a card from Chris which is all about the [[Love Quest]] and not the holiday. Also noteworthy is Bob and Barb's demeanor – they sound outright ''depressed'' here, almost as if it dawned on them that this is how their adult son is behaving, and will continue to behave for the rest of his life. Even sadder is that this is also one of the only documented times that Bob, Barb, and Chris have had a recording of themselves in the same frame.

Chris's choice of gifts is particularly unusual – Chris takes great pride in presenting his mother with the iconic snowglobe of fail and a Hamtaro toy (the toy is broken, as it was apparently the last one in the store). For his father, Chris offers a "choice" between ''Fraggle Rock'' on VHS, or ''Fraggle Rock'' on DVD. Why Chris believes that a 77-year-old world music collector would be particularly interested in a live-action puppet show aimed at children is not made clear. Note that Bob's "choice" here means very little – Bob decides on the DVD, but ultimately accepts the VHS after some pressure from Chris, suggesting that Chris intends to keep the DVD version for himself.

This video, like [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004]], is actually from the Director's Cut version of the "[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]]" DVD. It is also one of the rare glimpses we've seen of the Chandler living room in its less cluttered state.

__TOC__

==Part 1==
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| stardate = [[December 2004|25 December 2004]]
| subject = {{Other|[[C-Mas]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
| next = [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part_2|ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004 Part 2]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
--Scene 1--
 ''(A TV in the background can be heard playing [[Wikipedia:A Christmas Story|A Christmas Story]].)
 '''Chris:''' 'Twas Christmas Day, and all through the house, the creatures that were stirring were my family, and me, and our two cats.
 ''(camera pans around the [[List of toys|junk]] in [[Chris's room]])''
 We enter Christmas Day in my bedroom of wonderous... fun. 'Cause we have [[Tour of Chris's House|plenty of stuff around the house]]. On this day of... [[Speech impediment|Hwey-zeus's]] birth, upon the, uh, arrival of my doorstep, we find... a Snoopy house.
 ''(camera zooms in on a toy Snoopy doghouse sitting on Chris' bed, which plays "Jingle Bells" when Chris activates it. The music plays throughout the rest of the scene)''
 There we go.
 ''(camera pans across the bed to a SpongeBob SquarePants action figure)''
 SpongeBob SquarePants! ''(Chris poorly imitates SpongeBob's laugh)'' And a tower of gifts.
 ''(camera pans to a copy of "Sonic Advance 3")''
 And [[Vidya|a Game Boy Advance title]].
 ''The camera turns around as if to leave.''

--Scene 2--
 ''We enter another room, with the camera focused on the Chandlers' Christmas tree. The doghouse is playing short snippets of assorted Christmas music throughout the scene.''
 '''Chris:''' And we wander upon our wondrous Christmas tree, with a star that was made so delicately. Delicately... and creatively.
 ''(the camera zooms in on the tree's star, which is a [[rainbow]]-colored paper cutout, with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and Chris drawn on it)''
 With Pokemon hanging about.
 ''(pan to a small wrapped present hanging in the tree)''
 And a Christmas present that was supposed to be for the [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] that Santa brought, but unfortunately... she didn't show. Well, upon this wonderal Christmas Day, we see our two cute cats.
 ''(Chris walks over past the fridge to where a cat is lying on the floor)''
 Hey, Desi. Desi! Eeeyeah. our cat's Desi.
 ''(Chris starts to leave)''
 And Lucy's around somewhere.

--Scene 3--
 ''Christmas music plays on the hi-fi in this scene. Chris walks into the cluttered kitchen where Bob is preparing his breakfast.''
 '''Chris:''' And now we wander in on my family! Say hello, Father!
 '''Bob:''' ''(continuing to unwrap his food)'' Uh, yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Makin' my Christmas movie!
 '''Bob:''' I say you're wasting your chip.
 '''Chris:''' But I'm going to put it onto VHS anyway.
 '''Bob:''' I see. All right.
 ''(Chris forges onward past Bob, through the proto-hoard, to focus the camera on a smaller electric Christmas tree.)''
 '''Chris:''' A smaller Christmas tree down here.
 ''(The camera pans left into a dark, Stygian abyss)''
 And our mother's asleep here in the dark area.
 ''(Chris turns back to his father)''
 Would you care to share a Merry Christmas with the world, Father?
 '''Bob:''' ''(still preparing his breakfast)'' Ho ho ho. I gotta share some breakfast.
 '''Chris:''' Yup! You're having a great start.
 '''Bob:''' ''(finished unwrapping his French toast and now rummaging around for some plastic utensils)'' Yup, found one.

--Scene 4--
 ''Chris is in the stairwell of 14BC, which is separated by a curtain from the rest of the house. He climbs the stairs while pointing the camera back down the way he came, then turns and focuses on his other cat.''
 '''Chris:''' As we venture our way back upstairs to our room for breakfast and mirth, we find our other sweet cat, little miss Lucy. Hello sweetheart! Would you care to meow for your worldwide audience?
 ''(Lucy studiously ignores Chris)''
 Come on, sweet kitty! Meow! Meeeow! What, are you camera-shy? 'Cause you look good on video.
 ''(Lucy continues ignoring Chris and grooms herself)''
 Haha! You're such a sweet kitty.

--Scene 5--
 ''Chris is back in the same room as scene 3. Barb has emerged from the unfathomable darkness and installed herself on the orange couch at the back of the room.''
 '''Chris:''' Now the family is up and about! Especially my mother!
 ''(Chris walks up to Barb's couch)''
 Hello, Mother! Would you care to say something to the entire world?
 '''Barb:''' Merry Christmas.
 '''Chris:''' Yup! ''(pans up to the window, where one of the cats is sitting)'' This is Lucy in the window! I got you earlier, Lucy, but now you're sitting majestically on your windowsale! ... Hey Dad, look what I got!
 ''(The camera turns to Bob, who is now sitting down in a chair)''
 '''Bob:''' What's that? ''(Chris waves the Snoopy toy from Scene 1 at him)'' Looks like Snoopy.
 '''Chris:''' ''(fumbling with the toy)'' Yeah. Here, let's- here, watch this, Father. ''(Chris activates the toy and it plays "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")'' It pops its head out... plays music.
 '''Bob:''' I see.
 '''Chris:''' Givin' you a little kiss.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah.

==Part 2==
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| stardate = [[December 2004|25 December 2004]]
| subject = {{Other|Christmas}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part_1|ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004 Part 1]]
| next = [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004]]
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=== Transcript ===
 ''The scene is the upstairs kitchen in 14BC. Chris and Barb are sitting close together at a little table with its own miniature tree, while Bob sits in his own chair on the other side of the tree.''
 '''Chris:''' Yeah OK yeah, it's recording. So, here we are around the Christmas tree! We're going to open presents!
 '''Bob:''' ''(utterly deadpan)'' Hooray hooray.
 '''Chris:''' OK well first off I have a card for my family. Here, Father, you ope- you read the card. (hands Bob the card)
 '''Bob:''' ''(accepting the card)'' I see.
 '''Barb:''' Why don't you open some of your gifts, Christian?
 '''Chris:''' I'll wait... I'll wait.
 '''Barb:''' You-
 '''Chris:''' It's OK, I'll wait.
 '''Barb:''' It'll take a long time.
 '''Chris:''' Nah, it won't take that long.
 ''(Bob has meanwhile finished opening the envelope and removing the card)''
 '''Bob:''' Am I supposed to read it?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, read it.
 '''Bob:''' Am I supposed to read it out loud?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Read- read- read it to Mom.
 '''Bob:''' ''(reading)'' "I want to thank you all for your support and love throughout my fantastic, uh...love quest." Phooey. "And...if Santa doesn't bring me... one..." No Chris, no comment(??). [''pause, exasperated sigh''] "...like I asked him, then I'm going to need some support finding a [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]..." [''laughs''] [[Affair with Mother|It'll come, Christian]], "hope you all... like my... presents."
 '''Barb:''' OK.
 '''Bob:''' ''(continuing reading)'' "Today I'm thinking of Christmas and remembering you all. Merry Christmas, Christian C."
 '''Chris:''' Yup! All right, Father, first I'll give you presents, well first you've got to choose, uh, they both have the same content ''(Bob leans forward and tosses the card onto the table)'', since you choose whether you want it on DVD or VHS.
 '''Bob:''' I see.
 '''Chris:''' They have everything the same thing except the VHS is recorded off of the DVD. So... which one you want, VHS or DVD?
 '''Bob:''' No, no, I'll take DVD, I don't like VHS much.
 '''Chris:''' Really?
 '''Bob:''' DV- I mean VHS.
 '''Chris:''' So you want the VHS?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Here you go. ''(hands Bob a gift-wrapped VHS tape)''
 '''Bob:''' I'm not much for... that other... DVD.
 '''Barb:''' Why do you have it on both? (?)
 '''Chris:''' I gave him a choice, remember? You remember he originally wanted DVD? ...It's ''Fraggle Rock'', Father, that's what's on there.
 '''Bob:''' I see. ''(Bob starts halfheartedly trying to unwrap the VHS)''
 '''Chris:''' Everything that's on the DVD is on that VHS.
 '''Bob:''' VHS works better in my system.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(putting the DVD copy aside)'' Here, I'll just add that to my collection later.
 '''Bob:''' I cain't get it open.
 '''Barb:''' That's alright. ... We're fine.
 '''Chris:''' ''(reaching down and picking up a present which he hands to Barb)'' Here Mom, I picked this out for you. ''*sigh*'' I'll just get this one that's, uh, in the bag here. ''(Chris rummages around under the tree and comes up with a plastic shopping bag)''
 '''Bob:''' You used up all the tape.
 '''Chris:''' Not *all* the tape, Father.
 '''Bob:''' 'Most all of it.
 ''(Chris pulls out a Lego set from the bag and sets it on the table right in front of Barb)''
 '''Chris:''' Snowboarding stuff!
 '''Barb:''' Let's put it on the floor.
 '''Chris:''' Yup.
 '''Bob:''' ''(turning over the VHS in his hands)'' It's got all the Fraggles, huh?
 '''Barb:''' You can open another one.
 '''Chris:''' I'll wait.
 ''(Bob puts the wrapping material on the table with a stress sigh)''
 '''Bob:''' I like the Fraggles.
 '''Chris:''' Maybe I'll do this one.
 '''Bob:''' Fraggles are cute.
 '''Chris:''' Yes, they ARE cute. Anyway, your item is- your thing is in the box, Mom. I fit it in the box with some cardstock paper. But it just (slides?) apart. ''(Chris puts some dilapidated miscellaneous packaging on the table and hands Barb a plush doll)'' ''(in a revolting baby-talk voice)'' Have you- I got you ''Hamtaro''.
 '''Barb:''' Oh... that's cute.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Barb:''' Thank you.
 '''Bob:''' Who is he?
 '''Chris:''' ''(still baby-talking)'' It's a Hamtaro. He's a widdle hamstuh.
 '''Bob:''' I see.
 '''Chris:''' ''(dialing the revoltingness up to 11 on his baby talk)'' He's a widdle itty bitty hamstuh!
 '''Bob:''' ''(opening another present)'' This would be no good no more anyway.
 '''Barb:''' (???)
 '''Chris:''' Oh, that's my present for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah]]. I, 'cause, you know, she- she might come over.
 '''Bob:''' Don't know if she will or not.
 '''Chris:''' Well she did last year, remember?
 ''(Barb gathers up the used wrapping paper and clears it away – presumably depositing the sediments directly into one of the lower strata of the hoard. There are a few seconds' silence.)''
 '''Bob:''' ''(reading label)'' "''Fraggle Rock''".
 '''Chris:''' ''(perhaps referring to Sarah's present?)'' Britney Spears!
 '''Bob:''' Good old Fraggle people.
 '''Chris:''' ''(rummaging around under the tree)'' This one.
 '''Bob:''' ''(putting the bootleg Fraggles VHS on the table)'' There we go.
 '''Chris:''' Here you go, Father, Fraggles on VHS.
 '''Bob:''' You can keep ''Fraggle Rock''... in your DVD player.
 '''Chris:''' ''(opening a present)'' Oh, you found it, Mom. It's great. Thank you!
 '''Barb:''' You're welcome.
 '''Chris:''' Mmmm. ''(Chris throws an arm over Barb's shoulder in a hug, but accidentally drops something?)'' Here... whoops, I'm sorry.
 '''Barb:''' Don't hurt my head.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry. Well, here, I got this for both of y'all. Here Mom, you open this one since Father opened the card. ''(Chris rummages around while Barb begins opening the present)'' I bought it over at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and then I, uh, assembled it. And by the way, the box in there is about the same deal as, uh, Hamtaro there. After you unwrap the present, and (???) the paper there...
 '''Bob:''' I don't know where my Christmas CDs are. We got a couple.
 '''Chris:''' You want music? Here you go! ''(Chris turns on the electronic tree's music, which plays assorted carols throughout the rest of the scene)'' I think you- I think you all will really like what I got here. Oh, yeah, I taped these two boxes together here...
 ''(Chris barges his hand right into whatever Barb is unwrapping, and Barb protests)''
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry.
 '''Bob:''' I've lost track of where all my music is.
 ''(Barb finishes unwrapping the present)''
 '''Chris:''' Snow globe! [[Chris and his Ego|With me in it!]]
 '''Barb:''' Merry Christmas, Robert.
 '''Chris:''' It's also got- it's also got Sonichu in it, look. See? Me on one side, Sonichu on the other.
 '''Barb:''' That's true.
 '''Chris:''' I got it over at Wal-Mart. The snow globe.
 '''Bob:''' How about that.
 '''Barb:''' And you had your... picture. That's neat.
 '''Bob:''' No, no.
 '''Chris:''' Yup.
 '''Bob:''' ''(chuckling)'' Hope it's waterproof in there.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(picks up and shakes the snow globe to demonstrate)'' And it's got- the pho, photos are in a- are behind a plastic. I mean- ''(turns the snow globe upside-down and starts removing the bottom)''
 '''Barb:''' Don't open it, don't open it.
 '''Chris:''' You see, the bottom is removable. See?
 '''Bob:''' Well... we know that.
 '''Chris:''' See? Look at that, see? There's a slide here.
 '''Bob:''' Oh. So they're waterproof.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, they're fine.
 '''Bob:''' That's a good idea.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I got that o- I got that snow globe over at Wal-Mart. ... All right, well let's see what's in this one. ''(starts opening a present)'' I picked that one out special for y'all, that card. Let's see what's in here! Look! It's an Autobot!
 '''Bob:''' An Autobot?
 '''Chris:''' Yes.
 '''Bob:''' Didn't know they were that fancy.
 '''Chris:''' Well these guys are.
 '''Barb:''' The Transformer.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Bob:''' Boy, they sure got fancy over the years.
 '''Chris:''' Yup, they sure did. ''(Chris places the unwrapped Transformer on the table and rummages around under the tree again)'' And one last present! It's a big one. ''(unwraps)'' And then I got another Autobot and a Decepticon!
 '''Bob:''' Hooray.
 '''Barb:''' Very good. Yay, Merry Christmas. ''(claps)''
 '''Chris:''' Yay, Merry Christmas to you all, I mean I got you all a snow globe
 '''Bob:''' Careful with that cord.
 '''Chris:''' ''(switching back to baby talk)'' I got you all a snow globe. And a video, and a little hamstuh. You like the hamstuh, Mommy?
 '''Barb:''' Yeah. I think it's broken.
 '''Chris:''' Um, it-it c- it came that way. It was the last one they had. That's no problem, 'cause you know it can still stand.
 '''Barb:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' It's not like it's gonna leak.
 '''Barb:''' Yeah, okay. That's cool. Yeah, that's neat. Merry Christmas.
 '''Chris:''' Yup, Merry Christmas!
 '''Barb:''' Yeah, now we'll go back downstairs where it's warm.
 '''Bob:''' Have a snappy New Year.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, snappy New Year, huh? ''(heads over to camera)''
 '''Bob:''' Not on the couch/count(??).
 '''Chris:''' Yep! ''(turns camera off)''
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Jail Letter - 11 May 2022

2022-05-30T03:00:05Z

RagingRetard:

{{JesusPossession}}
On 10 [[May 2022]], Chris sent a '''thirteenth letter''' from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Kenneth Englehardt]], his first since being returned to the jail from an undisclosed location on 3 May. Kenneth uploaded the letter to the Onion Farms on 14 May.<ref>https://archive.ph/eSB3F</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has written since he was returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on 3 May. Despite [[Jail Saga#Transfer|possibly being in a mental institution]] for over 2 months, Chris is just as crazy as he was before being transferred.

Most notably, Chris denies that he committed [[Affair with Mother|incest]] with [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] while also alleging that she had previously propositioned him for sex. He also sheds light on Barb's romantic history and reiterates his claims of being Jesus Christ.

==Highlights==
*Chris says that he cannot disclose where he was during his two-month period away from jail.
*Chris denies the veracity of the [[Incest Call|incest leaks from July 2021]] and insists that his relationship with [[Barb]] was limited to "Soul Bonding".
*Chris gives a biographical account of Barb's life, including details of incidents where she was [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulative]].
** Kenneth claims that Chris stated some "OMG" details, which resulted in him alerting his [[Jail_Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|attorney]].
**Chris compares his own nonexistent relationships with trolls posing as women to his mother's real but dysfunctional relationships prior to meeting [[Bob]].
**Chris claims that Barb dated [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Tom Ashby]] in high school and that her sisters falsely accused her of being a slut, causing lasting enmity between them.
**Chris denies that Barb ever had [[Chris_and_sex|sex]] in high school, even though he previously claimed that she did.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>
**Barb only married [[Bob]] because he owned a house, although there was "some genuine Love" in their relationship.
**Barb allegedly offered herself for sex after learning about Chris losing his virginity to [[Mia Hamm]].
*Chris still believes that he's [[Jesus Christ]].
*Chris claims that [[Jacob Sockness]] cursed the country with the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]].
*Chris describes World War III breaking out as a result of [[My Little Pony Protests|My Little Pony G5]] not being canceled.
*Chris warns Kenneth that now is not the time to be making a [[CWCki|wiki page]] about any lolcow who does not already have one.

==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu -041985 c/o CVRJ
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960-2807
| date = 11 MAY 2022
| upperright = FREE ISSUE, PLEASE (or, if you insist, you may deduct the postage from my inmate account)
| center = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
| right = [[File:11May2022Cross.jpg|180px]]
}}
{{quotebox|①
(Many spiritual greetings) 05102022
Gana fa la ni, Kenneth, and to all of my followers as well.
(and this letter may be uploaded online)
Firstly, I am quite safe and well, and I am humbled and appreciative of thy concerns of my and my Body's safety and [[health]]. For the time, I am not stating any further details of [[Jail_Saga#Transfer|where and how I was the past two months]], nor the details of my case (for even the legal system is most strict on keeping the details private and offline as well. All ye need know, regardless of the foreknown outcome, is that there was absolutely nothing beyond Soul Bonding that had happened, the "[[Incest Call|Leak]]" from last July was false, and a good number of ye ALL should have Known Better with Good Faith in I, instead of succumbing to the Demons' and [[Beel|Devils']] temptations of Rumors and Drama and thus Failing that Divine Test. There is no [[Retcon]]; That is the [[Truth]], Ultimate. Ye all (those who are Not Left Behind) shall have to wait until the public release of the Book with my [[Captain's Log|Goddess Log]] pages in it Months from now in order to find out the details and further authentic enlightenments for thy selves.

Especially with the Facts Present of the Shifts and Events that have been happening right in front of and around ye all that make the [[Dimensional Merge|Collective Shift]] from 1218's Earth to C-197's Earth, my Second Coming not far from now, and Judgment Day upon the [[Unholy Quintet|Toxic Ones]] and [[Slow-in-the-minds|Left-Behinds]] more Clear and Obvious to and with ye.→}}
{{quotebox|
I also mention the number of Months when [[Sonichu]] and I were [[Spirit possession|Body-Swapped]], and the months from <del>March</del> [[April 2020|April]] to [[October 2020|October, 2020]] when I, in Sonichu's Body, was within a nanosecond-frozen sub-dimension to further develop and harness my own powers and abilities while also doing so for my Son's Body and Mind. These Jail Months have been That Very Same Training Regimine for My Own Good Body, right here. So, this time away from ye all in greater Revelations was Meant to be, and As it was then, I shall return to Lead Ye ALL not long ago from now.

Here is a Massive Ultimate Truth for ye all: Why even I, when I was Jesus Christ in Jerusalem, could not foreknow specifically and exactly the Hour and Day of my Ressurection, then, and more Presently my Second Coming, is because, even Emanuel, Then and Now, No God or Goddess or Anyone (fore)knew specifically When, Period, but Only the specific Shifts and Events that Lead up to <del>t</del>That Event, hence Why we wait for the Confirmations of these Specific Shifts and Events and exact the details of the Divine Plan to counter and Clear that Event, so there is no Population-and-Universe-Shattering Paradox in Our Very Timeline that would undo, kill, and destroy EVERYTHING if left unchecked. AND if most Anyone else on Earth, or Any Planet or point in the Universes in this Timeline, foreknew of the Divine Plan's intricate details and the specific Events that Need to happen, there is a chance one or more would want to counter and...
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{{quotebox|②... prevent the Event, themselves. In doing that, They would not only Ultimately, Parodoxically Fail, Period, but their mis-intentioned deed would potentially throw the Divine Plan askew, and we would have a most difficult time, and possibly lack of sufficent time, to amend the Plan and keep ALL Safe and Well. This is also why we continue to encourage ALL of you to have Faith in us Gods and [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddesses]], our Divine [[PsychicPowers|Powers and Abilities]] to prevent the total loss of not only, our Universe(s), but our Timeline as well. As well as having Faith in letting all that needs to happen and fall into place for Your [[Chris and health|Health]], Safety and [[Monthly tugboat|Benefit]] happen. This is also why all Fan-Fictions have been rendered Moot for the Events in this Timeline, Since [[Jail Saga|August 1, 2021]], until the foreknown time When that shall be safe, once again.

<del>Also</del> Back to present events, I direct <del>your</del> thy attention to [[wikipedia:2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|World War III, March to May]], presently, being Cold Months (does the expression "A cold day in Hell" resonate to you from that Fact?), [[COVID-19|Covid]] bringing forth Healthier individuals while dispelling the "Left Behinds" and Shifting Some as well; Covid-19 was a Divine Test of thy Faith, Fortitude, <del>and</del> Endurance, and [[Stress|Self-Motivation]], regardless of the fact [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] had cursed a country with it. Also the other facets I've previously mentioned, including suddenly become ritualistic and random animals suddenly appearing in random places.
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{{quotebox|As [[Praetor#Caden_Peck|Caden]] had relayed for me; I had Foreknown WWIII as WHY [[My Little Pony]] Generation Five being manifested in 2020 - 2025 was Premature and My Little Pony -Friendship is Magic, AND Equestria Girls, Generation 4, was needed to continue to Season Fourteen and [[Chris and brand loyalty|no Less]]. My and Nightstar Sonichu's [[My Little Pony Protests|intervention and aid]] to Hasbro to Resume MLPG4 Still is impertenant and Ultimately Beneficial for EVERYONE, as I have stated in writing, personally, before. My Help and Input remains on the table in Greatest Light Power, Humans of Hasbro and for your Money -Greedy Employees' and Executives sake, I <del>d</del>Divinely urge ye to take us up on that, period.ϟ

I am serious as I appear authentically in the the more recent photo, and then some!
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{{quotebox|③ Should ye all wish for further confirmations and premonition input to confirm these Truths and Facts, consult with an Authentic, Highly-Enlightened/Powerful Psychic, including [[Imaginary friends|Helena and P<del>k</del>ickchu, Spunky the Hyenadoom, and Molly the Medium]], or your most [[Chris and manipulation|Local Authentic Psychic]].

Now for a most truthful and revealing Topic that actually shall confirm a number of details from amongst thy thoughts and Pre-08012021 Fan-Fictions that I may share now: The History Facts about Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, or some of, anyway. Had any of ye all actually Helped and talked with her in person before today, y<del>ou</del>e would have got the Aura-Resonant Confirmations and similar or other Truths. And Do Not [[Troll]] or Bother [[Joseph Cole Smithey]] or Barbara for more details or anything.

I tell ye all [[Honest content|Truest and Fact]] as sure as when Barbara at age 2 years laughed at her silver paint coated Daddy after he survived falling off the roof of their house while painting it. As <del>u</del>sure as when their cow was killed by a donkey, literally. <del>t</del>The Sunday home-made meals with chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, bread and butter, and green beans. Stanl<del>ey</del>y Weston finding their Daddy dead on his horse-pulled wagon not far from the conveinence [sic] store in Red Oak, VA. → }}

{{quotebox|So, Barbara had been born and grew up as child number Five out of Eight to the Weston family in [[wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak, VA]] on October 1, 1941. Her life was a Redneck Simple Country one. She had mastered sewing, mending and making clothes and other farm-life facets and Church-Going habits.

✳To Note, there Are Similarities and polar Differences between her past and mine, respectively, as I shall write and note to ye all.

In her schooling years, especially at High School, Barbara was a very high Intellectual, yet she also was a Cheerleader for a time. Barbara had two Boyfriends in High School, one of which was Tom Ashby which had gone fairly well, but Barbara had planned to leave for College, so ultimately, she broke up the relationship. And [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston took Tom for her own]]. Now, during High School and Prior, Barbara's sisters had spread rumors of her, calling her a slut, But Barbara Never had sexual intercourse. She Never Ever even [[mass debating|masturbated]]; it simply never ever dawned upon her to do so, and it was not against her religion, either.

Comparison: SHE Dated, yet I was [[Naïve|Naíve]] on the Subject of Dating and Healthy Relationships, and I masturbated during our respective High School years. And I was [[Honor roll|too focused on Education]] to Ever seek a Relationship or Sex (Not Counting the Friendships in that.) →④}}

{{quotebox|④ Over her adult years, Barbara had attended and graduated from college, and before meeting [[Bob Chandler|Mr. C. (Robertchu)]] Barbara had Seven Ex-Boyfriends, counting the two in High School. And between Numbers Three to Seven, AND Mister C. as well, they ALL were [[JERKS|selfish types of men]], and in their testosterone-occupied selves, they each had Never really cared for Her Pleasure when it came to the sex. To them, it was more for their pleasure and genetic reproduction intentions. Jerry and Mr. C aside, they were love-’Em-and-Leave-’Em types. [[Jack Smithey]] was number Five, and the damned Trucker “loved” Barbara and left her with Cole.

Also to note, after Five (Epic) Fail relationships on her part; after finding Mister C., Barbara, In Her own words, Married him because “He owned a House”. And yet theirs, with I under their care, was a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Ship]] that Lasted with Some genuine love.

Comparison: Barbara had Selfish Exes with actual in-person relationships and a few weddings. I had [[Love Quest|Hardly anything beyond Friendships]] on Authentic, and the relationships I had that “went anywhere” prior to these days were [[List of Chris's sweethearts|Distant, Online, And Fake.]]

I define Generational Trauma: a Noun, A trauma one experiences from the past experiences and Aura Resonance, Vibrations from the Biological Parents or Legal Guardians that can either be Beneficial or Sabotaging, depending on the Parent(s). →}}

{{quotebox|Now, as one may hear from Joseph Cole Smithey’s Testimony of Barbara as a mother: He had seen and experienced emotional manipulation, some lack of better care; he even called her a “pathilogical [sic] liar” when it came to asking her about Jack Smithey, and other details from his perspective.
No sugar-coating and blunt, here, from me: I my years, Barbara was caring, but remained some distant emotionally and mentally. She Had [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulated]] me at times. When I told her of my intentions of going to [[MAGfest|a convention]] in another state, she Did threaten suicide of herself. She also had raised her voice to me in upset and anger, especially when it came to [[money]]. After the paid sex with the kind [[Mia Hamm|Cherokee woman]] in [[April 2012|April, 2012]], In May, I told Barbara about it, and Barbara literally propotioned [sic] me for sex by telling me, "I would have had sex with you myself, Christian." And in one aspect of her unconsciousness, Barbara had considered me being a replacement for Mister C. [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life.2C_poor_health_and_death|after September 6, 2011.]]

So, yeah, Barbara, in a way, did become an emotional burden on I.
Yet, in despite of the situation, and I Have personally written to [[Jail Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|Heilberg]] the story of Barbara in these and similar words in Truth, Nobody had Interrogated Her, "Because of her age". The Legal System; am I Right? →⑤}}

{{quotebox|⑤ Now you all know.

For now, until my safe return to all of <del>you</del> ye in Light Powers, Divine, I remind thee of one of the New [[Commandments]] and introduce to ye all a couple more of them as inscribed 10142021.

15) Thou shalt not comment online or offline in [[Death threats|hatred]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|spite]], falseness, or without any words of criticism that art intentionally, genuinely meant to be supportive for actual improvements.

14) Thou shalt not hate thy [[Chris_and_English#Spelling|neighbours]] or others that share Any similarities in [[Chris and race|Race, Ethnicity]], Interests, or whatever else with thee. And thou shalt not [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|hate thy self]] for any of these traits or interests, either.

21) Thou need not feel pressured nor obligated to pursue sexual relations, and among All who [[Chris and hypocrisy|pressure and talk continuously about sex, please do not speak on and on]]. And thou need [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan_is_fed_up|not feel obligated to listen if thou feel uneasy around others when they speak of which]]. For sexual relations are Better when thou and thy partner(s) actually feel appreciative and open, and Not pressured by others beforehand.
→}}

{{quotebox|And Lastly to Englehardt and Anyone Else with the same or similar idea(s): Now is NOT the time to make Any [[CWCki|LOLCOW Wiki]] pages on Anyone who does not Already have such on them, including celebrities and politicians, for at these immediate times, the Collective Shift and Greater Events are on and happening, and ye need to be observant and enlightening for thy selves, as well as recognizing and dispelling any and All remaining Dark, Demonic, and Devilish influences from Deepest within thy selves and thy unconsciousness.

Ah, for now my Individuals and Followers, alike; I (farewell) work diligently, thorough and hard for ye all.

Be Safe and Well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the [[CPU_Blue_Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]] of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]], Guardian of the [[Sonichu]] & [[Rosechu]] species of [[Pokémon]], thy One Avatar, lord Messiah, Savior and God of ALL.}} <ref>https://archive.ph/qxcPp</ref>

==Original scans==
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{{References}}

{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 11 May 2022

2022-05-30T02:57:23Z

RagingRetard: oops

{{JesusPossession}}
On 10 [[May 2022]], Chris sent a '''thirteenth letter''' from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Kenneth Englehardt]], his first since being returned to the jail from an undisclosed location on 3 May. Kenneth uploaded the letter to the Onion Farms on 14 May.<ref>https://archive.ph/eSB3F</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has written since he was returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on 3 May. Despite [[Jail Saga#Transfer|possibly being in a mental institution]] for over 2 months, Chris is just as crazy as he was before being transferred.

Most notably, Chris denies that he committed incest with Barb while also alleging that she had previously propositioned him for sex. He also sheds light on Barb's romantic history and reiterates his claims of being Jesus Christ.

==Highlights==
*Chris says that he cannot disclose where he was during his two-month period away from jail.
*Chris denies the veracity of the incest leaks from July 2021 and insists that his relationship with [[Barb]] was limited to "Soul Bonding".
*Chris gives a biographical account of Barb's life, including details of incidents where she was [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulative]]. Kenneth claims that Chris stated some "OMG" details, which resulted in him alerting his [[Jail_Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|attorney]].
**Chris compares his own nonexistent relationships with trolls posing as women to his mother's real but dysfunctional relationships prior to meeting [[Bob]].
**Chris claims that Barb dated [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Tom Ashby]] in high school and that her sisters falsely accused her of being a slut, causing lasting enmity between them.
**Chris denies that Barb ever had [[Chris_and_sex|sex]] in high school, even though he previously claimed that she did.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>
**Barb only married [[Bob]] because he owned a house, although there was "some genuine Love" in their relationship.
**Barb allegedly offered herself for sex after learning about Chris losing his virginity to [[Mia Hamm]].
*Chris still believes that he's [[Jesus Christ]].
*Chris claims that [[Jacob Sockness]] cursed the country with the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]].
*Chris describes World War III breaking out as a result of [[My Little Pony Protests|My Little Pony G5]] not being canceled.
*Chris warns Kenneth that now is not the time to be making a [[CWCki|wiki page]] about any lolcow who does not already have one.

==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu -041985 c/o CVRJ
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960-2807
| date = 11 MAY 2022
| upperright = FREE ISSUE, PLEASE (or, if you insist, you may deduct the postage from my inmate account)
| center = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
| right = [[File:11May2022Cross.jpg|180px]]
}}
{{quotebox|①
(Many spiritual greetings) 05102022
Gana fa la ni, Kenneth, and to all of my followers as well.
(and this letter may be uploaded online)
Firstly, I am quite safe and well, and I am humbled and appreciative of thy concerns of my and my Body's safety and [[health]]. For the time, I am not stating any further details of [[Jail_Saga#Transfer|where and how I was the past two months]], nor the details of my case (for even the legal system is most strict on keeping the details private and offline as well. All ye need know, regardless of the foreknown outcome, is that there was absolutely nothing beyond Soul Bonding that had happened, the "[[Incest Call|Leak]]" from last July was false, and a good number of ye ALL should have Known Better with Good Faith in I, instead of succumbing to the Demons' and [[Beel|Devils']] temptations of Rumors and Drama and thus Failing that Divine Test. There is no [[Retcon]]; That is the [[Truth]], Ultimate. Ye all (those who are Not Left Behind) shall have to wait until the public release of the Book with my [[Captain's Log|Goddess Log]] pages in it Months from now in order to find out the details and further authentic enlightenments for thy selves.

Especially with the Facts Present of the Shifts and Events that have been happening right in front of and around ye all that make the [[Dimensional Merge|Collective Shift]] from 1218's Earth to C-197's Earth, my Second Coming not far from now, and Judgment Day upon the [[Unholy Quintet|Toxic Ones]] and [[Slow-in-the-minds|Left-Behinds]] more Clear and Obvious to and with ye.→}}
{{quotebox|
I also mention the number of Months when [[Sonichu]] and I were [[Spirit possession|Body-Swapped]], and the months from <del>March</del> [[April 2020|April]] to [[October 2020|October, 2020]] when I, in Sonichu's Body, was within a nanosecond-frozen sub-dimension to further develop and harness my own powers and abilities while also doing so for my Son's Body and Mind. These Jail Months have been That Very Same Training Regimine for My Own Good Body, right here. So, this time away from ye all in greater Revelations was Meant to be, and As it was then, I shall return to Lead Ye ALL not long ago from now.

Here is a Massive Ultimate Truth for ye all: Why even I, when I was Jesus Christ in Jerusalem, could not foreknow specifically and exactly the Hour and Day of my Ressurection, then, and more Presently my Second Coming, is because, even Emanuel, Then and Now, No God or Goddess or Anyone (fore)knew specifically When, Period, but Only the specific Shifts and Events that Lead up to <del>t</del>That Event, hence Why we wait for the Confirmations of these Specific Shifts and Events and exact the details of the Divine Plan to counter and Clear that Event, so there is no Population-and-Universe-Shattering Paradox in Our Very Timeline that would undo, kill, and destroy EVERYTHING if left unchecked. AND if most Anyone else on Earth, or Any Planet or point in the Universes in this Timeline, foreknew of the Divine Plan's intricate details and the specific Events that Need to happen, there is a chance one or more would want to counter and...
→②}}
{{quotebox|②... prevent the Event, themselves. In doing that, They would not only Ultimately, Parodoxically Fail, Period, but their mis-intentioned deed would potentially throw the Divine Plan askew, and we would have a most difficult time, and possibly lack of sufficent time, to amend the Plan and keep ALL Safe and Well. This is also why we continue to encourage ALL of you to have Faith in us Gods and [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddesses]], our Divine [[PsychicPowers|Powers and Abilities]] to prevent the total loss of not only, our Universe(s), but our Timeline as well. As well as having Faith in letting all that needs to happen and fall into place for Your [[Chris and health|Health]], Safety and [[Monthly tugboat|Benefit]] happen. This is also why all Fan-Fictions have been rendered Moot for the Events in this Timeline, Since [[Jail Saga|August 1, 2021]], until the foreknown time When that shall be safe, once again.

<del>Also</del> Back to present events, I direct <del>your</del> thy attention to [[wikipedia:2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|World War III, March to May]], presently, being Cold Months (does the expression "A cold day in Hell" resonate to you from that Fact?), [[COVID-19|Covid]] bringing forth Healthier individuals while dispelling the "Left Behinds" and Shifting Some as well; Covid-19 was a Divine Test of thy Faith, Fortitude, <del>and</del> Endurance, and [[Stress|Self-Motivation]], regardless of the fact [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] had cursed a country with it. Also the other facets I've previously mentioned, including suddenly become ritualistic and random animals suddenly appearing in random places.
→}}
{{quotebox|As [[Praetor#Caden_Peck|Caden]] had relayed for me; I had Foreknown WWIII as WHY [[My Little Pony]] Generation Five being manifested in 2020 - 2025 was Premature and My Little Pony -Friendship is Magic, AND Equestria Girls, Generation 4, was needed to continue to Season Fourteen and [[Chris and brand loyalty|no Less]]. My and Nightstar Sonichu's [[My Little Pony Protests|intervention and aid]] to Hasbro to Resume MLPG4 Still is impertenant and Ultimately Beneficial for EVERYONE, as I have stated in writing, personally, before. My Help and Input remains on the table in Greatest Light Power, Humans of Hasbro and for your Money -Greedy Employees' and Executives sake, I <del>d</del>Divinely urge ye to take us up on that, period.ϟ

I am serious as I appear authentically in the the more recent photo, and then some!
→③}}

{{quotebox|③ Should ye all wish for further confirmations and premonition input to confirm these Truths and Facts, consult with an Authentic, Highly-Enlightened/Powerful Psychic, including [[Imaginary friends|Helena and P<del>k</del>ickchu, Spunky the Hyenadoom, and Molly the Medium]], or your most [[Chris and manipulation|Local Authentic Psychic]].

Now for a most truthful and revealing Topic that actually shall confirm a number of details from amongst thy thoughts and Pre-08012021 Fan-Fictions that I may share now: The History Facts about Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, or some of, anyway. Had any of ye all actually Helped and talked with her in person before today, y<del>ou</del>e would have got the Aura-Resonant Confirmations and similar or other Truths. And Do Not [[Troll]] or Bother [[Joseph Cole Smithey]] or Barbara for more details or anything.

I tell ye all [[Honest content|Truest and Fact]] as sure as when Barbara at age 2 years laughed at her silver paint coated Daddy after he survived falling off the roof of their house while painting it. As <del>u</del>sure as when their cow was killed by a donkey, literally. <del>t</del>The Sunday home-made meals with chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, bread and butter, and green beans. Stanl<del>ey</del>y Weston finding their Daddy dead on his horse-pulled wagon not far from the conveinence [sic] store in Red Oak, VA. → }}

{{quotebox|So, Barbara had been born and grew up as child number Five out of Eight to the Weston family in [[wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak, VA]] on October 1, 1941. Her life was a Redneck Simple Country one. She had mastered sewing, mending and making clothes and other farm-life facets and Church-Going habits.

✳To Note, there Are Similarities and polar Differences between her past and mine, respectively, as I shall write and note to ye all.

In her schooling years, especially at High School, Barbara was a very high Intellectual, yet she also was a Cheerleader for a time. Barbara had two Boyfriends in High School, one of which was Tom Ashby which had gone fairly well, but Barbara had planned to leave for College, so ultimately, she broke up the relationship. And [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston took Tom for her own]]. Now, during High School and Prior, Barbara's sisters had spread rumors of her, calling her a slut, But Barbara Never had sexual intercourse. She Never Ever even [[mass debating|masturbated]]; it simply never ever dawned upon her to do so, and it was not against her religion, either.

Comparison: SHE Dated, yet I was [[Naïve|Naíve]] on the Subject of Dating and Healthy Relationships, and I masturbated during our respective High School years. And I was [[Honor roll|too focused on Education]] to Ever seek a Relationship or Sex (Not Counting the Friendships in that.) →④}}

{{quotebox|④ Over her adult years, Barbara had attended and graduated from college, and before meeting [[Bob Chandler|Mr. C. (Robertchu)]] Barbara had Seven Ex-Boyfriends, counting the two in High School. And between Numbers Three to Seven, AND Mister C. as well, they ALL were [[JERKS|selfish types of men]], and in their testosterone-occupied selves, they each had Never really cared for Her Pleasure when it came to the sex. To them, it was more for their pleasure and genetic reproduction intentions. Jerry and Mr. C aside, they were love-’Em-and-Leave-’Em types. [[Jack Smithey]] was number Five, and the damned Trucker “loved” Barbara and left her with Cole.

Also to note, after Five (Epic) Fail relationships on her part; after finding Mister C., Barbara, In Her own words, Married him because “He owned a House”. And yet theirs, with I under their care, was a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Ship]] that Lasted with Some genuine love.

Comparison: Barbara had Selfish Exes with actual in-person relationships and a few weddings. I had [[Love Quest|Hardly anything beyond Friendships]] on Authentic, and the relationships I had that “went anywhere” prior to these days were [[List of Chris's sweethearts|Distant, Online, And Fake.]]

I define Generational Trauma: a Noun, A trauma one experiences from the past experiences and Aura Resonance, Vibrations from the Biological Parents or Legal Guardians that can either be Beneficial or Sabotaging, depending on the Parent(s). →}}

{{quotebox|Now, as one may hear from Joseph Cole Smithey’s Testimony of Barbara as a mother: He had seen and experienced emotional manipulation, some lack of better care; he even called her a “pathilogical [sic] liar” when it came to asking her about Jack Smithey, and other details from his perspective.
No sugar-coating and blunt, here, from me: I my years, Barbara was caring, but remained some distant emotionally and mentally. She Had [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulated]] me at times. When I told her of my intentions of going to [[MAGfest|a convention]] in another state, she Did threaten suicide of herself. She also had raised her voice to me in upset and anger, especially when it came to [[money]]. After the paid sex with the kind [[Mia Hamm|Cherokee woman]] in [[April 2012|April, 2012]], In May, I told Barbara about it, and Barbara literally propotioned [sic] me for sex by telling me, "I would have had sex with you myself, Christian." And in one aspect of her unconsciousness, Barbara had considered me being a replacement for Mister C. [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life.2C_poor_health_and_death|after September 6, 2011.]]

So, yeah, Barbara, in a way, did become an emotional burden on I.
Yet, in despite of the situation, and I Have personally written to [[Jail Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|Heilberg]] the story of Barbara in these and similar words in Truth, Nobody had Interrogated Her, "Because of her age". The Legal System; am I Right? →⑤}}

{{quotebox|⑤ Now you all know.

For now, until my safe return to all of <del>you</del> ye in Light Powers, Divine, I remind thee of one of the New [[Commandments]] and introduce to ye all a couple more of them as inscribed 10142021.

15) Thou shalt not comment online or offline in [[Death threats|hatred]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|spite]], falseness, or without any words of criticism that art intentionally, genuinely meant to be supportive for actual improvements.

14) Thou shalt not hate thy [[Chris_and_English#Spelling|neighbours]] or others that share Any similarities in [[Chris and race|Race, Ethnicity]], Interests, or whatever else with thee. And thou shalt not [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|hate thy self]] for any of these traits or interests, either.

21) Thou need not feel pressured nor obligated to pursue sexual relations, and among All who [[Chris and hypocrisy|pressure and talk continuously about sex, please do not speak on and on]]. And thou need [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan_is_fed_up|not feel obligated to listen if thou feel uneasy around others when they speak of which]]. For sexual relations are Better when thou and thy partner(s) actually feel appreciative and open, and Not pressured by others beforehand.
→}}

{{quotebox|And Lastly to Englehardt and Anyone Else with the same or similar idea(s): Now is NOT the time to make Any [[CWCki|LOLCOW Wiki]] pages on Anyone who does not Already have such on them, including celebrities and politicians, for at these immediate times, the Collective Shift and Greater Events are on and happening, and ye need to be observant and enlightening for thy selves, as well as recognizing and dispelling any and All remaining Dark, Demonic, and Devilish influences from Deepest within thy selves and thy unconsciousness.

Ah, for now my Individuals and Followers, alike; I (farewell) work diligently, thorough and hard for ye all.

Be Safe and Well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the [[CPU_Blue_Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]] of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]], Guardian of the [[Sonichu]] & [[Rosechu]] species of [[Pokémon]], thy One Avatar, lord Messiah, Savior and God of ALL.}} <ref>https://archive.ph/qxcPp</ref>

==Original scans==
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</gallery></center>

{{References}}

{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 11 May 2022

2022-05-30T02:57:05Z

RagingRetard: not confirmed

{{JesusPossession}}
On 10 [[May 2022]], Chris sent a '''thirteenth letter''' from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Kenneth Englehardt]], his first since being returned to the jail from an undisclosed location on 3 May. Kenneth uploaded the letter to the Onion Farms on 14 May.<ref>https://archive.ph/eSB3F</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has written since he was returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on 3 May. Despite [[possibly being in a mental institution|Jail Saga#Transfer]] for over 2 months, Chris is just as crazy as he was before being transferred.

Most notably, Chris denies that he committed incest with Barb while also alleging that she had previously propositioned him for sex. He also sheds light on Barb's romantic history and reiterates his claims of being Jesus Christ.

==Highlights==
*Chris says that he cannot disclose where he was during his two-month period away from jail.
*Chris denies the veracity of the incest leaks from July 2021 and insists that his relationship with [[Barb]] was limited to "Soul Bonding".
*Chris gives a biographical account of Barb's life, including details of incidents where she was [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulative]]. Kenneth claims that Chris stated some "OMG" details, which resulted in him alerting his [[Jail_Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|attorney]].
**Chris compares his own nonexistent relationships with trolls posing as women to his mother's real but dysfunctional relationships prior to meeting [[Bob]].
**Chris claims that Barb dated [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Tom Ashby]] in high school and that her sisters falsely accused her of being a slut, causing lasting enmity between them.
**Chris denies that Barb ever had [[Chris_and_sex|sex]] in high school, even though he previously claimed that she did.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>
**Barb only married [[Bob]] because he owned a house, although there was "some genuine Love" in their relationship.
**Barb allegedly offered herself for sex after learning about Chris losing his virginity to [[Mia Hamm]].
*Chris still believes that he's [[Jesus Christ]].
*Chris claims that [[Jacob Sockness]] cursed the country with the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]].
*Chris describes World War III breaking out as a result of [[My Little Pony Protests|My Little Pony G5]] not being canceled.
*Chris warns Kenneth that now is not the time to be making a [[CWCki|wiki page]] about any lolcow who does not already have one.

==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu -041985 c/o CVRJ
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960-2807
| date = 11 MAY 2022
| upperright = FREE ISSUE, PLEASE (or, if you insist, you may deduct the postage from my inmate account)
| center = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
| right = [[File:11May2022Cross.jpg|180px]]
}}
{{quotebox|①
(Many spiritual greetings) 05102022
Gana fa la ni, Kenneth, and to all of my followers as well.
(and this letter may be uploaded online)
Firstly, I am quite safe and well, and I am humbled and appreciative of thy concerns of my and my Body's safety and [[health]]. For the time, I am not stating any further details of [[Jail_Saga#Transfer|where and how I was the past two months]], nor the details of my case (for even the legal system is most strict on keeping the details private and offline as well. All ye need know, regardless of the foreknown outcome, is that there was absolutely nothing beyond Soul Bonding that had happened, the "[[Incest Call|Leak]]" from last July was false, and a good number of ye ALL should have Known Better with Good Faith in I, instead of succumbing to the Demons' and [[Beel|Devils']] temptations of Rumors and Drama and thus Failing that Divine Test. There is no [[Retcon]]; That is the [[Truth]], Ultimate. Ye all (those who are Not Left Behind) shall have to wait until the public release of the Book with my [[Captain's Log|Goddess Log]] pages in it Months from now in order to find out the details and further authentic enlightenments for thy selves.

Especially with the Facts Present of the Shifts and Events that have been happening right in front of and around ye all that make the [[Dimensional Merge|Collective Shift]] from 1218's Earth to C-197's Earth, my Second Coming not far from now, and Judgment Day upon the [[Unholy Quintet|Toxic Ones]] and [[Slow-in-the-minds|Left-Behinds]] more Clear and Obvious to and with ye.→}}
{{quotebox|
I also mention the number of Months when [[Sonichu]] and I were [[Spirit possession|Body-Swapped]], and the months from <del>March</del> [[April 2020|April]] to [[October 2020|October, 2020]] when I, in Sonichu's Body, was within a nanosecond-frozen sub-dimension to further develop and harness my own powers and abilities while also doing so for my Son's Body and Mind. These Jail Months have been That Very Same Training Regimine for My Own Good Body, right here. So, this time away from ye all in greater Revelations was Meant to be, and As it was then, I shall return to Lead Ye ALL not long ago from now.

Here is a Massive Ultimate Truth for ye all: Why even I, when I was Jesus Christ in Jerusalem, could not foreknow specifically and exactly the Hour and Day of my Ressurection, then, and more Presently my Second Coming, is because, even Emanuel, Then and Now, No God or Goddess or Anyone (fore)knew specifically When, Period, but Only the specific Shifts and Events that Lead up to <del>t</del>That Event, hence Why we wait for the Confirmations of these Specific Shifts and Events and exact the details of the Divine Plan to counter and Clear that Event, so there is no Population-and-Universe-Shattering Paradox in Our Very Timeline that would undo, kill, and destroy EVERYTHING if left unchecked. AND if most Anyone else on Earth, or Any Planet or point in the Universes in this Timeline, foreknew of the Divine Plan's intricate details and the specific Events that Need to happen, there is a chance one or more would want to counter and...
→②}}
{{quotebox|②... prevent the Event, themselves. In doing that, They would not only Ultimately, Parodoxically Fail, Period, but their mis-intentioned deed would potentially throw the Divine Plan askew, and we would have a most difficult time, and possibly lack of sufficent time, to amend the Plan and keep ALL Safe and Well. This is also why we continue to encourage ALL of you to have Faith in us Gods and [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddesses]], our Divine [[PsychicPowers|Powers and Abilities]] to prevent the total loss of not only, our Universe(s), but our Timeline as well. As well as having Faith in letting all that needs to happen and fall into place for Your [[Chris and health|Health]], Safety and [[Monthly tugboat|Benefit]] happen. This is also why all Fan-Fictions have been rendered Moot for the Events in this Timeline, Since [[Jail Saga|August 1, 2021]], until the foreknown time When that shall be safe, once again.

<del>Also</del> Back to present events, I direct <del>your</del> thy attention to [[wikipedia:2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|World War III, March to May]], presently, being Cold Months (does the expression "A cold day in Hell" resonate to you from that Fact?), [[COVID-19|Covid]] bringing forth Healthier individuals while dispelling the "Left Behinds" and Shifting Some as well; Covid-19 was a Divine Test of thy Faith, Fortitude, <del>and</del> Endurance, and [[Stress|Self-Motivation]], regardless of the fact [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] had cursed a country with it. Also the other facets I've previously mentioned, including suddenly become ritualistic and random animals suddenly appearing in random places.
→}}
{{quotebox|As [[Praetor#Caden_Peck|Caden]] had relayed for me; I had Foreknown WWIII as WHY [[My Little Pony]] Generation Five being manifested in 2020 - 2025 was Premature and My Little Pony -Friendship is Magic, AND Equestria Girls, Generation 4, was needed to continue to Season Fourteen and [[Chris and brand loyalty|no Less]]. My and Nightstar Sonichu's [[My Little Pony Protests|intervention and aid]] to Hasbro to Resume MLPG4 Still is impertenant and Ultimately Beneficial for EVERYONE, as I have stated in writing, personally, before. My Help and Input remains on the table in Greatest Light Power, Humans of Hasbro and for your Money -Greedy Employees' and Executives sake, I <del>d</del>Divinely urge ye to take us up on that, period.ϟ

I am serious as I appear authentically in the the more recent photo, and then some!
→③}}

{{quotebox|③ Should ye all wish for further confirmations and premonition input to confirm these Truths and Facts, consult with an Authentic, Highly-Enlightened/Powerful Psychic, including [[Imaginary friends|Helena and P<del>k</del>ickchu, Spunky the Hyenadoom, and Molly the Medium]], or your most [[Chris and manipulation|Local Authentic Psychic]].

Now for a most truthful and revealing Topic that actually shall confirm a number of details from amongst thy thoughts and Pre-08012021 Fan-Fictions that I may share now: The History Facts about Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, or some of, anyway. Had any of ye all actually Helped and talked with her in person before today, y<del>ou</del>e would have got the Aura-Resonant Confirmations and similar or other Truths. And Do Not [[Troll]] or Bother [[Joseph Cole Smithey]] or Barbara for more details or anything.

I tell ye all [[Honest content|Truest and Fact]] as sure as when Barbara at age 2 years laughed at her silver paint coated Daddy after he survived falling off the roof of their house while painting it. As <del>u</del>sure as when their cow was killed by a donkey, literally. <del>t</del>The Sunday home-made meals with chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, bread and butter, and green beans. Stanl<del>ey</del>y Weston finding their Daddy dead on his horse-pulled wagon not far from the conveinence [sic] store in Red Oak, VA. → }}

{{quotebox|So, Barbara had been born and grew up as child number Five out of Eight to the Weston family in [[wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak, VA]] on October 1, 1941. Her life was a Redneck Simple Country one. She had mastered sewing, mending and making clothes and other farm-life facets and Church-Going habits.

✳To Note, there Are Similarities and polar Differences between her past and mine, respectively, as I shall write and note to ye all.

In her schooling years, especially at High School, Barbara was a very high Intellectual, yet she also was a Cheerleader for a time. Barbara had two Boyfriends in High School, one of which was Tom Ashby which had gone fairly well, but Barbara had planned to leave for College, so ultimately, she broke up the relationship. And [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston took Tom for her own]]. Now, during High School and Prior, Barbara's sisters had spread rumors of her, calling her a slut, But Barbara Never had sexual intercourse. She Never Ever even [[mass debating|masturbated]]; it simply never ever dawned upon her to do so, and it was not against her religion, either.

Comparison: SHE Dated, yet I was [[Naïve|Naíve]] on the Subject of Dating and Healthy Relationships, and I masturbated during our respective High School years. And I was [[Honor roll|too focused on Education]] to Ever seek a Relationship or Sex (Not Counting the Friendships in that.) →④}}

{{quotebox|④ Over her adult years, Barbara had attended and graduated from college, and before meeting [[Bob Chandler|Mr. C. (Robertchu)]] Barbara had Seven Ex-Boyfriends, counting the two in High School. And between Numbers Three to Seven, AND Mister C. as well, they ALL were [[JERKS|selfish types of men]], and in their testosterone-occupied selves, they each had Never really cared for Her Pleasure when it came to the sex. To them, it was more for their pleasure and genetic reproduction intentions. Jerry and Mr. C aside, they were love-’Em-and-Leave-’Em types. [[Jack Smithey]] was number Five, and the damned Trucker “loved” Barbara and left her with Cole.

Also to note, after Five (Epic) Fail relationships on her part; after finding Mister C., Barbara, In Her own words, Married him because “He owned a House”. And yet theirs, with I under their care, was a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Ship]] that Lasted with Some genuine love.

Comparison: Barbara had Selfish Exes with actual in-person relationships and a few weddings. I had [[Love Quest|Hardly anything beyond Friendships]] on Authentic, and the relationships I had that “went anywhere” prior to these days were [[List of Chris's sweethearts|Distant, Online, And Fake.]]

I define Generational Trauma: a Noun, A trauma one experiences from the past experiences and Aura Resonance, Vibrations from the Biological Parents or Legal Guardians that can either be Beneficial or Sabotaging, depending on the Parent(s). →}}

{{quotebox|Now, as one may hear from Joseph Cole Smithey’s Testimony of Barbara as a mother: He had seen and experienced emotional manipulation, some lack of better care; he even called her a “pathilogical [sic] liar” when it came to asking her about Jack Smithey, and other details from his perspective.
No sugar-coating and blunt, here, from me: I my years, Barbara was caring, but remained some distant emotionally and mentally. She Had [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulated]] me at times. When I told her of my intentions of going to [[MAGfest|a convention]] in another state, she Did threaten suicide of herself. She also had raised her voice to me in upset and anger, especially when it came to [[money]]. After the paid sex with the kind [[Mia Hamm|Cherokee woman]] in [[April 2012|April, 2012]], In May, I told Barbara about it, and Barbara literally propotioned [sic] me for sex by telling me, "I would have had sex with you myself, Christian." And in one aspect of her unconsciousness, Barbara had considered me being a replacement for Mister C. [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life.2C_poor_health_and_death|after September 6, 2011.]]

So, yeah, Barbara, in a way, did become an emotional burden on I.
Yet, in despite of the situation, and I Have personally written to [[Jail Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|Heilberg]] the story of Barbara in these and similar words in Truth, Nobody had Interrogated Her, "Because of her age". The Legal System; am I Right? →⑤}}

{{quotebox|⑤ Now you all know.

For now, until my safe return to all of <del>you</del> ye in Light Powers, Divine, I remind thee of one of the New [[Commandments]] and introduce to ye all a couple more of them as inscribed 10142021.

15) Thou shalt not comment online or offline in [[Death threats|hatred]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|spite]], falseness, or without any words of criticism that art intentionally, genuinely meant to be supportive for actual improvements.

14) Thou shalt not hate thy [[Chris_and_English#Spelling|neighbours]] or others that share Any similarities in [[Chris and race|Race, Ethnicity]], Interests, or whatever else with thee. And thou shalt not [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|hate thy self]] for any of these traits or interests, either.

21) Thou need not feel pressured nor obligated to pursue sexual relations, and among All who [[Chris and hypocrisy|pressure and talk continuously about sex, please do not speak on and on]]. And thou need [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan_is_fed_up|not feel obligated to listen if thou feel uneasy around others when they speak of which]]. For sexual relations are Better when thou and thy partner(s) actually feel appreciative and open, and Not pressured by others beforehand.
→}}

{{quotebox|And Lastly to Englehardt and Anyone Else with the same or similar idea(s): Now is NOT the time to make Any [[CWCki|LOLCOW Wiki]] pages on Anyone who does not Already have such on them, including celebrities and politicians, for at these immediate times, the Collective Shift and Greater Events are on and happening, and ye need to be observant and enlightening for thy selves, as well as recognizing and dispelling any and All remaining Dark, Demonic, and Devilish influences from Deepest within thy selves and thy unconsciousness.

Ah, for now my Individuals and Followers, alike; I (farewell) work diligently, thorough and hard for ye all.

Be Safe and Well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the [[CPU_Blue_Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]] of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]], Guardian of the [[Sonichu]] & [[Rosechu]] species of [[Pokémon]], thy One Avatar, lord Messiah, Savior and God of ALL.}} <ref>https://archive.ph/qxcPp</ref>

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[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 11 May 2022

2022-05-30T02:48:52Z

RagingRetard: piping

{{JesusPossession}}
On 10 [[May 2022]], Chris sent a '''thirteenth letter''' from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Kenneth Englehardt]], his first since being returned to the jail from an undisclosed location on 3 May. Kenneth uploaded the letter to the Onion Farms on 14 May.<ref>https://archive.ph/eSB3F</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has written since he was returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on 3 May. Despite being in a mental institution for over 2 months, Chris is just as crazy as he was before being transferred.

Most notably, Chris denies that he committed incest with Barb while also alleging that she had previously propositioned him for sex. He also sheds light on Barb's romantic history and reiterates his claims of being Jesus Christ.

==Highlights==
*Chris says that he cannot disclose where he was during his two-month period away from jail.
*Chris denies the veracity of the incest leaks from July 2021 and insists that his relationship with [[Barb]] was limited to "Soul Bonding".
*Chris gives a biographical account of Barb's life, including details of incidents where she was [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulative]]. Kenneth claims that Chris stated some "OMG" details, which resulted in him alerting his [[Jail_Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|attorney]].
**Chris compares his own nonexistent relationships with trolls posing as women to his mother's real but dysfunctional relationships prior to meeting [[Bob]].
**Chris claims that Barb dated [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Tom Ashby]] in high school and that her sisters falsely accused her of being a slut, causing lasting enmity between them.
**Chris denies that Barb ever had [[Chris_and_sex|sex]] in high school, even though he previously claimed that she did.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>
**Barb only married [[Bob]] because he owned a house, although there was "some genuine Love" in their relationship.
**Barb allegedly offered herself for sex after learning about Chris losing his virginity to [[Mia Hamm]].
*Chris still believes that he's [[Jesus Christ]].
*Chris claims that [[Jacob Sockness]] cursed the country with the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]].
*Chris describes World War III breaking out as a result of [[My Little Pony Protests|My Little Pony G5]] not being canceled.
*Chris warns Kenneth that now is not the time to be making a [[CWCki|wiki page]] about any lolcow who does not already have one.

==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu -041985 c/o CVRJ
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960-2807
| date = 11 MAY 2022
| upperright = FREE ISSUE, PLEASE (or, if you insist, you may deduct the postage from my inmate account)
| center = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
| right = [[File:11May2022Cross.jpg|180px]]
}}
{{quotebox|①
(Many spiritual greetings) 05102022
Gana fa la ni, Kenneth, and to all of my followers as well.
(and this letter may be uploaded online)
Firstly, I am quite safe and well, and I am humbled and appreciative of thy concerns of my and my Body's safety and [[health]]. For the time, I am not stating any further details of [[Jail_Saga#Transfer|where and how I was the past two months]], nor the details of my case (for even the legal system is most strict on keeping the details private and offline as well. All ye need know, regardless of the foreknown outcome, is that there was absolutely nothing beyond Soul Bonding that had happened, the "[[Incest Call|Leak]]" from last July was false, and a good number of ye ALL should have Known Better with Good Faith in I, instead of succumbing to the Demons' and [[Beel|Devils']] temptations of Rumors and Drama and thus Failing that Divine Test. There is no [[Retcon]]; That is the [[Truth]], Ultimate. Ye all (those who are Not Left Behind) shall have to wait until the public release of the Book with my [[Captain's Log|Goddess Log]] pages in it Months from now in order to find out the details and further authentic enlightenments for thy selves.

Especially with the Facts Present of the Shifts and Events that have been happening right in front of and around ye all that make the [[Dimensional Merge|Collective Shift]] from 1218's Earth to C-197's Earth, my Second Coming not far from now, and Judgment Day upon the [[Unholy Quintet|Toxic Ones]] and [[Slow-in-the-minds|Left-Behinds]] more Clear and Obvious to and with ye.→}}
{{quotebox|
I also mention the number of Months when [[Sonichu]] and I were [[Spirit possession|Body-Swapped]], and the months from <del>March</del> [[April 2020|April]] to [[October 2020|October, 2020]] when I, in Sonichu's Body, was within a nanosecond-frozen sub-dimension to further develop and harness my own powers and abilities while also doing so for my Son's Body and Mind. These Jail Months have been That Very Same Training Regimine for My Own Good Body, right here. So, this time away from ye all in greater Revelations was Meant to be, and As it was then, I shall return to Lead Ye ALL not long ago from now.

Here is a Massive Ultimate Truth for ye all: Why even I, when I was Jesus Christ in Jerusalem, could not foreknow specifically and exactly the Hour and Day of my Ressurection, then, and more Presently my Second Coming, is because, even Emanuel, Then and Now, No God or Goddess or Anyone (fore)knew specifically When, Period, but Only the specific Shifts and Events that Lead up to <del>t</del>That Event, hence Why we wait for the Confirmations of these Specific Shifts and Events and exact the details of the Divine Plan to counter and Clear that Event, so there is no Population-and-Universe-Shattering Paradox in Our Very Timeline that would undo, kill, and destroy EVERYTHING if left unchecked. AND if most Anyone else on Earth, or Any Planet or point in the Universes in this Timeline, foreknew of the Divine Plan's intricate details and the specific Events that Need to happen, there is a chance one or more would want to counter and...
→②}}
{{quotebox|②... prevent the Event, themselves. In doing that, They would not only Ultimately, Parodoxically Fail, Period, but their mis-intentioned deed would potentially throw the Divine Plan askew, and we would have a most difficult time, and possibly lack of sufficent time, to amend the Plan and keep ALL Safe and Well. This is also why we continue to encourage ALL of you to have Faith in us Gods and [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddesses]], our Divine [[PsychicPowers|Powers and Abilities]] to prevent the total loss of not only, our Universe(s), but our Timeline as well. As well as having Faith in letting all that needs to happen and fall into place for Your [[Chris and health|Health]], Safety and [[Monthly tugboat|Benefit]] happen. This is also why all Fan-Fictions have been rendered Moot for the Events in this Timeline, Since [[Jail Saga|August 1, 2021]], until the foreknown time When that shall be safe, once again.

<del>Also</del> Back to present events, I direct <del>your</del> thy attention to [[wikipedia:2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|World War III, March to May]], presently, being Cold Months (does the expression "A cold day in Hell" resonate to you from that Fact?), [[COVID-19|Covid]] bringing forth Healthier individuals while dispelling the "Left Behinds" and Shifting Some as well; Covid-19 was a Divine Test of thy Faith, Fortitude, <del>and</del> Endurance, and [[Stress|Self-Motivation]], regardless of the fact [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] had cursed a country with it. Also the other facets I've previously mentioned, including suddenly become ritualistic and random animals suddenly appearing in random places.
→}}
{{quotebox|As [[Praetor#Caden_Peck|Caden]] had relayed for me; I had Foreknown WWIII as WHY [[My Little Pony]] Generation Five being manifested in 2020 - 2025 was Premature and My Little Pony -Friendship is Magic, AND Equestria Girls, Generation 4, was needed to continue to Season Fourteen and [[Chris and brand loyalty|no Less]]. My and Nightstar Sonichu's [[My Little Pony Protests|intervention and aid]] to Hasbro to Resume MLPG4 Still is impertenant and Ultimately Beneficial for EVERYONE, as I have stated in writing, personally, before. My Help and Input remains on the table in Greatest Light Power, Humans of Hasbro and for your Money -Greedy Employees' and Executives sake, I <del>d</del>Divinely urge ye to take us up on that, period.ϟ

I am serious as I appear authentically in the the more recent photo, and then some!
→③}}

{{quotebox|③ Should ye all wish for further confirmations and premonition input to confirm these Truths and Facts, consult with an Authentic, Highly-Enlightened/Powerful Psychic, including [[Imaginary friends|Helena and P<del>k</del>ickchu, Spunky the Hyenadoom, and Molly the Medium]], or your most [[Chris and manipulation|Local Authentic Psychic]].

Now for a most truthful and revealing Topic that actually shall confirm a number of details from amongst thy thoughts and Pre-08012021 Fan-Fictions that I may share now: The History Facts about Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, or some of, anyway. Had any of ye all actually Helped and talked with her in person before today, y<del>ou</del>e would have got the Aura-Resonant Confirmations and similar or other Truths. And Do Not [[Troll]] or Bother [[Joseph Cole Smithey]] or Barbara for more details or anything.

I tell ye all [[Honest content|Truest and Fact]] as sure as when Barbara at age 2 years laughed at her silver paint coated Daddy after he survived falling off the roof of their house while painting it. As <del>u</del>sure as when their cow was killed by a donkey, literally. <del>t</del>The Sunday home-made meals with chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, bread and butter, and green beans. Stanl<del>ey</del>y Weston finding their Daddy dead on his horse-pulled wagon not far from the conveinence [sic] store in Red Oak, VA. → }}

{{quotebox|So, Barbara had been born and grew up as child number Five out of Eight to the Weston family in [[wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak, VA]] on October 1, 1941. Her life was a Redneck Simple Country one. She had mastered sewing, mending and making clothes and other farm-life facets and Church-Going habits.

✳To Note, there Are Similarities and polar Differences between her past and mine, respectively, as I shall write and note to ye all.

In her schooling years, especially at High School, Barbara was a very high Intellectual, yet she also was a Cheerleader for a time. Barbara had two Boyfriends in High School, one of which was Tom Ashby which had gone fairly well, but Barbara had planned to leave for College, so ultimately, she broke up the relationship. And [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston took Tom for her own]]. Now, during High School and Prior, Barbara's sisters had spread rumors of her, calling her a slut, But Barbara Never had sexual intercourse. She Never Ever even [[mass debating|masturbated]]; it simply never ever dawned upon her to do so, and it was not against her religion, either.

Comparison: SHE Dated, yet I was [[Naïve|Naíve]] on the Subject of Dating and Healthy Relationships, and I masturbated during our respective High School years. And I was [[Honor roll|too focused on Education]] to Ever seek a Relationship or Sex (Not Counting the Friendships in that.) →④}}

{{quotebox|④ Over her adult years, Barbara had attended and graduated from college, and before meeting [[Bob Chandler|Mr. C. (Robertchu)]] Barbara had Seven Ex-Boyfriends, counting the two in High School. And between Numbers Three to Seven, AND Mister C. as well, they ALL were [[JERKS|selfish types of men]], and in their testosterone-occupied selves, they each had Never really cared for Her Pleasure when it came to the sex. To them, it was more for their pleasure and genetic reproduction intentions. Jerry and Mr. C aside, they were love-’Em-and-Leave-’Em types. [[Jack Smithey]] was number Five, and the damned Trucker “loved” Barbara and left her with Cole.

Also to note, after Five (Epic) Fail relationships on her part; after finding Mister C., Barbara, In Her own words, Married him because “He owned a House”. And yet theirs, with I under their care, was a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Ship]] that Lasted with Some genuine love.

Comparison: Barbara had Selfish Exes with actual in-person relationships and a few weddings. I had [[Love Quest|Hardly anything beyond Friendships]] on Authentic, and the relationships I had that “went anywhere” prior to these days were [[List of Chris's sweethearts|Distant, Online, And Fake.]]

I define Generational Trauma: a Noun, A trauma one experiences from the past experiences and Aura Resonance, Vibrations from the Biological Parents or Legal Guardians that can either be Beneficial or Sabotaging, depending on the Parent(s). →}}

{{quotebox|Now, as one may hear from Joseph Cole Smithey’s Testimony of Barbara as a mother: He had seen and experienced emotional manipulation, some lack of better care; he even called her a “pathilogical [sic] liar” when it came to asking her about Jack Smithey, and other details from his perspective.
No sugar-coating and blunt, here, from me: I my years, Barbara was caring, but remained some distant emotionally and mentally. She Had [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulated]] me at times. When I told her of my intentions of going to [[MAGfest|a convention]] in another state, she Did threaten suicide of herself. She also had raised her voice to me in upset and anger, especially when it came to [[money]]. After the paid sex with the kind [[Mia Hamm|Cherokee woman]] in [[April 2012|April, 2012]], In May, I told Barbara about it, and Barbara literally propotioned [sic] me for sex by telling me, "I would have had sex with you myself, Christian." And in one aspect of her unconsciousness, Barbara had considered me being a replacement for Mister C. [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life.2C_poor_health_and_death|after September 6, 2011.]]

So, yeah, Barbara, in a way, did become an emotional burden on I.
Yet, in despite of the situation, and I Have personally written to [[Jail Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|Heilberg]] the story of Barbara in these and similar words in Truth, Nobody had Interrogated Her, "Because of her age". The Legal System; am I Right? →⑤}}

{{quotebox|⑤ Now you all know.

For now, until my safe return to all of <del>you</del> ye in Light Powers, Divine, I remind thee of one of the New [[Commandments]] and introduce to ye all a couple more of them as inscribed 10142021.

15) Thou shalt not comment online or offline in [[Death threats|hatred]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|spite]], falseness, or without any words of criticism that art intentionally, genuinely meant to be supportive for actual improvements.

14) Thou shalt not hate thy [[Chris_and_English#Spelling|neighbours]] or others that share Any similarities in [[Chris and race|Race, Ethnicity]], Interests, or whatever else with thee. And thou shalt not [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|hate thy self]] for any of these traits or interests, either.

21) Thou need not feel pressured nor obligated to pursue sexual relations, and among All who [[Chris and hypocrisy|pressure and talk continuously about sex, please do not speak on and on]]. And thou need [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan_is_fed_up|not feel obligated to listen if thou feel uneasy around others when they speak of which]]. For sexual relations are Better when thou and thy partner(s) actually feel appreciative and open, and Not pressured by others beforehand.
→}}

{{quotebox|And Lastly to Englehardt and Anyone Else with the same or similar idea(s): Now is NOT the time to make Any [[CWCki|LOLCOW Wiki]] pages on Anyone who does not Already have such on them, including celebrities and politicians, for at these immediate times, the Collective Shift and Greater Events are on and happening, and ye need to be observant and enlightening for thy selves, as well as recognizing and dispelling any and All remaining Dark, Demonic, and Devilish influences from Deepest within thy selves and thy unconsciousness.

Ah, for now my Individuals and Followers, alike; I (farewell) work diligently, thorough and hard for ye all.

Be Safe and Well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the [[CPU_Blue_Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]] of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]], Guardian of the [[Sonichu]] & [[Rosechu]] species of [[Pokémon]], thy One Avatar, lord Messiah, Savior and God of ALL.}} <ref>https://archive.ph/qxcPp</ref>

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[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Template:Did you know

2022-05-30T01:20:39Z

RagingRetard: add bit from new jail letter

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|0=
*... that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]?
*... that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|four]] [[Mewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]]?
*... that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*... that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*... that [[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails|Uri Geller]], a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
*... that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?
*... that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*... that [[Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
**... and that Chris is working on it!?
*... that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
|1=
*... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?
*... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?
*... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]?
*... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*... that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?
*... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?
*... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?
*... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?
*... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]
|2=
*... that Chris was accused by [[trolls]] of killing [[BILLY MAYS]] because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?
*... that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters and [[imaginary friends]] into reality?
**... and that the new [[dimension]] will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
*... that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]?
**... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
**... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
*... that the [[trolls]] may have [[2012 Poster campaign|hired a skywriter]]?
*... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real?
*... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon_2018#Nowacking_rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]?
|3=
*... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?
*... that Chris believes that ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|an accurate depiction]] of [[Chris and reality|reality]]?
**... and that in the days before [[Meditation#Astral projection|Astral projection]], a dance mat in his room was [[CWCville#Geography and location|one way]] to reach CWCville?
*... that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?
*... that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week?
*... that ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?
*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?
*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
**... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]?
*... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?
|4=
*... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]?
*... that Youtuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ GenoSamuel2.1] has a documentary series on Chris that is 60 episodes long?
*... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
*... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?
*... that Chris recycled his own [[semen]] by drinking it?
**... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
**... and that Chris [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor| mixed semen with Fanta]]?
*... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
*... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats?
*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
|5=
*... that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
*... that Chris [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|stuck anal beads up his asshole]] but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit?
*... that you should [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|believe in the OCs]]?
*... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Bundychu]]?
**... and that [[Bundychu]] is friends with [[Bob Chandler]]?
*... that despite being the [[Chris and his ego|so-called]] [[CPU]] of the Commodore systems, Chris [[naive|doesn't know]] how to turn a [[Commodore 64]] on?
*... that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|snow]]?
*... that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]?
*... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?
*... that Chris drove [[Clyde Cash#Ryan|Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''?
|6=
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]?
*... that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?
*... that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0?
**... and that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
*... that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions?
*... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
*... that [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|MLPG5 is cancelled]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
*... that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
*... that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?
*... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?
|7=
*... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
*... that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion people]] in his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]?
*... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?
*... that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?
*... that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?
*... that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in lulz?
*... that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?
*... that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
*... that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
*... that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]?
|8=
*... that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
*... that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]?
*... that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 1.3% [[Mario|Italian]]?
*... that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?
*... that Chris [[Power|once knew a man from Nantucket]]?
*... that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
*... that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]?
*... that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
**... and that Chris [[Facebook#Game Place|believed it too]]?
|9=
*... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]?
*... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?
*... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"?
*... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weening|ween]] mere hours later?
*... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?
**... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]?
*... that Chris thinks that those with [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true [[Autism|autistic]] people?
*... that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*... that Chris [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|once said that ''Pain'' is a fun game]], despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
*... that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
|10=
*... that Chris hates the word "[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
**... and that Chris has no idea what [[Naïve]] actually means?
*... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?
*... that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?
*... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while his [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?
*... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]?
**... and that his [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?
**... and that his legal name is now [[Transgender|Christine]]?
*... that the [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[Krapple|/cow/]]?
*... that [[Ivy]] was real?
|11=
*... that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
**... and that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"?
*... that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched?
*... that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]?
**... and that Solid Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]?
*... that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
*... that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]?
*... that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*... that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?
*... that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?
|12=
*... that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?
*... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu the Animated Series|animated series]]?
*... that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
*... that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?
*... that Chris originally was a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#College Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at random) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
**... and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
*... that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?
*... that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu?
*... that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?
|13=
*... that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?
**... and that [[Weed|weed]] is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison?
*... that Chris [[Imaginary friends|had a conversation with]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while in a meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]?
**... and that Chris fired a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at Walsh [[Jackie Chat 5|in the same meeting]]?
**... and that this incident is what got him suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]?
*... that Chris insulted a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|mentally disabled]] fan?
*... that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
**... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?
*... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral the same day?
*... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?
|14=
*... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet?
*... that Chris believes that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC (27 December 2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?
*... that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008|real]]?
*... that Chris attempted to [[dox]] multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?
*... that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?
*... that Chris has dreamed about [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|having sex with his mom]]?
**... and that Chris [[Affair with Mother|has been charged with having sex with his mom]]?
*... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]?
*... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
*... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?
|15=
*... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity|fat]]?
*... that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
*... that Chris loves to give [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|a real date]] as a teenager or an adult?
*... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?
**... and that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?
*... that Chris [[Chris lost Crystal|recorded himself screaming at a toilet]]?
*... that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?
*... that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
*... that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Sonic's]] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|arms back]]?
*... that Chris rates jail [[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)| a 2/5]]?
|16=
*... that [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?
**... and that [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
**... and that [[July 2021 social media posts#Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert|Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps]] is another spiritual successor to that band?
*... that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?
**... and that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?
*... that Chris is a fan of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO1ITICo8MLHGAXR1uzFwjA OneyPlays], and [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|was amused by their impersonation of him]]?
*... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life [[Spirit possession|pretending to be possessed]] by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]?
*... that [[Ivy]] got Chris to watch ''[[Anime#The End of Evangelion|The End of Evangelion]]''?
*... that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?
*... that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
|17=
*... that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}?
*... that ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' rocks?
*... that Chris was featured on {{w|Fox News}} as a means to criticize [[transgender]] people?
*... that Chris completed a commission tied to the [[:File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|Sneed's Feed and Seed]] joke from [[The Simpsons]]?
*... that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
*... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew Blaze]]/[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Randy Stair]] was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] makes a cameo in a {{w|Dodie (singer)|dodie}} music video?
*... that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?
*... that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video?
*... that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]?
|18=
*... that the [[trolls]] behind the [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]] personas actually got married in real life?
*... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'' is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?
*... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]?
*... that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is?
*... that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]?
*... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drive, they drive a [[Sonichu 11|Hybrid]]?
*... that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
*... that Chris used a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] for the first time in nearly a decade [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|after breaking up with]] [[Jessica Quinn]]?
*... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"JULAAAY!"]] video [[Jail Saga|while he's in jail]]?
*... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]?
|19=
*... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]?
*... that Chris sends [[Holy Labels]] to people who send him letters to help them purify their drinks?
*... that Chris had an actual [[The Suitress|True and Honest Sweetheart]] that got him arrested?
*... that Chris believes himself to be an incarnation of [[Chris and religion|Jesus of Nazareth]]?
*... that a group of trolls tried to [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|convert Chris to Islam]] in jail?
*... that Chris continues [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|his begging]] for hand-outs to [[debt|sustain the financial situation of 14BC]] even from behind bars?
**... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021| a cent]]?
*... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|Bible is ''The Simpsons'' and the Qur'an is ''Family Guy'']]?
*... that [[Son-chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way?
*... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments?
*... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November_2021|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]?
|20=
*... that [[Barbara]] [[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022|is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician]]?
*... that Chris can [[Masturbation discussions|feel how sad and horny he is]] in his heart and solar plexus chakra?
*... that Chris [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat|admits]] [[Women's Rights]] didn't exist in [[CWCville]] until [[2017]]?
**... and that he blames it on the past Chris?
*... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on [[toys]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], which [[Chris and Money|could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for]]?
*... that Chris's full name and description is [[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022|"Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"]]?
*... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]?
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Affair with Mother

2021-08-06T03:46:27Z

RagingRetard: /* First court appearance */

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{{quote|You used to do that more flirtingly.|Chris to [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}

'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 [[July 2021]], evidence emerged on [[Reddit]] that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with [[Barbara]], his mother, since June 2021.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/></ref> A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's {{w|G-spot}}, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, [[Bob]], and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an emergency protective order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

On 30 July 2021, Chris admitted the authenticity of the recordings to YouTuber Dillin Thomas.<ref name="admission">https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147</ref>. On 1 August 2021, Chris was officially charged with 1 count of incest, and with additional charges pending, held without bail.

==Allegations==
In the leaks, it is alleged that Chris and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, the then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. The she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played down there by hand. | Text message from Chris to an unknown troll}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities}}

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas, though it is believed that the recording may have been doctored to remove identifying information on "Bella" - a troll persona operated by ''10thanonymous''<ref name="admission" />.

A screenshot was also leaked to the farms from a woman called "Fiona" - apparently an autistic TikToker who was going to attend Everfree Northwest with Chris prior to the revelations of incest<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-563#post-9586962</ref>. The screenshot depicts Barb apparently masturbating, and is allegedly a screenshot from a video in which Chris and Barb engage in oral and digital sex<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-562#post-9586952</ref>.
===Transcript===
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| stardate = 30th [[July 2021]]
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'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah she's [Barbara Chandler] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, Mr. C [Robert Chandler], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right..."

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, '''CHRIS'''tine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, thereís a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have -- I, okay..."

'''CHRIS''': "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."

'''BELLA''': "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on '''CHRIS'''tory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"

'''CHRIS''': "I approached her with care and caution..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm?"

'''CHRIS''': "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."

'''BELLA''': "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."

'''BELLA''': "That's good."

'''CHRIS''': "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."

'''BELLA''': "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?"

'''CHRIS''': "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."

'''BELLA''': "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"

'''CHRIS''': "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."

'''BELLA''': "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."

'''BELLA''': "Really? Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 7th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "Right. That's true, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you '''CHRIS'''tine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS''': "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
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An uncut version was later released by an alleged accessory of ''10thanonymous'', ''ternarymercury'' on YouTube<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Sjs3ZM8-Q</ref>, consisting of a few minutes of discussion on miscellaneous errata and "Fiona".

==Prior events==
In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adult one. It has been keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris has used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many christorians have noted that potential tells or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>. As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as Magichan referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Further, in 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother, in a facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother"<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>.Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwifarms that following the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>.

==Subsequent events==

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he has been removed from his home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel, and was told by [[Null]] to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] until Null could have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account, a process which Null claimed could take up to three days (in fact the money reached Chris's account the next day). Chris told Null in his messages that he was spending the night of 30-31 July in his car and that he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there. The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]]. This suggests that the family members with whom he intended to stay are his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in the Richmond area, and that they did not rescind their invitation until he had actually arrived at their home.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null cut contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

Later that day, Null posted an exchange he had with Chris on 5 July, where Chris claimed to be in a sexual relationship with an older woman who he was reluctant to share details about, but mentioned that she had once worked as an accountant (Barb's pre-retirement profession) and that the affair was "something out an [[anime]] or fan fiction" - reminiscent of a statement in the leaked conversation about "incest fanfics come true". <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>

===Discovery and arrest===

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On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] parked at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/]</ref>. The next day (1 August), [[Orbiter Wave|a number of people]] attempted, or said they would attempt, to contact Chris there. The most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who, along with his fiancée and some friends, livestreamed themselves [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. They ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out and went about knocking on every door on the second floor. Chris did not answer the door and the group was told to leave by a motel employee. They went to Regency Mall across the street, while still streaming, to wait around and because it was suspected that Chris might be there if not in his room.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him"]]

Later that afternoon, they were tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel and arrived back in time to see two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room. Ralph continued to film for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers while the police talked to Chris, occasionally yelling comments himself which Chris sometimes responded to. Chris remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref>

Chris is currently being held without bail at Henrico County Jail West.<ref>http://www.henricosheriff.org/search/</ref> Calls to the Sheriff's Office have confirmed that he is being held on a charge of incest. Although the Sheriff's Office website gives his gender as female, this does not mean that he will be put in women's prison if convicted; although Chris has legally self-identified as female (e.g. on his driver's license), transgender inmates in Virginia are only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery, which Chris [[Un-clit|has not]].

Of note is that the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild", presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.

On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3</ref>

=== First court appearance ===

On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment. The proceedings were documented by the [https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Greene County Record] newspaper.

According to the journalist, Charlottesville attorney David Heilberg was appointed Chris' public defender. The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety." Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]." He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by implying that he would accept [[Naive|anything]] if he could retrieve [[List of toys|his possessions]] from his home.

Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing there was danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and Chris. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and begging again for his items at home.

From Chris' reported behavior in the courtroom, it is easy to believe that Chris either does not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expects to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]]. It remains to be known how he is coping in jail, but it should be said that this is the first time he has been deprived of the freedom to surround himself with [[List of toys|toys]], [[Chris and video games|video games]], and [[Obesity|fast food]] with virtually no rules for more than a few days.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and Sex]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]

==References==

Affair with Mother

2021-08-06T03:34:08Z

RagingRetard: court appearance

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{{quote|You used to do that more flirtingly.|Chris to [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}

'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 [[July 2021]], evidence emerged on [[Reddit]] that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with [[Barbara]], his mother, since June 2021.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/></ref> A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's {{w|G-spot}}, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, [[Bob]], and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an emergency protective order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

On 30 July 2021, Chris admitted the authenticity of the recordings to YouTuber Dillin Thomas.<ref name="admission">https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147</ref>. On 1 August 2021, Chris was officially charged with 1 count of incest, and with additional charges pending, held without bail.

==Allegations==
In the leaks, it is alleged that Chris and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, the then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. The she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played down there by hand. | Text message from Chris to an unknown troll}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities}}

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas, though it is believed that the recording may have been doctored to remove identifying information on "Bella" - a troll persona operated by ''10thanonymous''<ref name="admission" />.

A screenshot was also leaked to the farms from a woman called "Fiona" - apparently an autistic TikToker who was going to attend Everfree Northwest with Chris prior to the revelations of incest<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-563#post-9586962</ref>. The screenshot depicts Barb apparently masturbating, and is allegedly a screenshot from a video in which Chris and Barb engage in oral and digital sex<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-562#post-9586952</ref>.
===Transcript===
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'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah she's [Barbara Chandler] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, Mr. C [Robert Chandler], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right..."

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, '''CHRIS'''tine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, thereís a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have -- I, okay..."

'''CHRIS''': "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."

'''BELLA''': "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on '''CHRIS'''tory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"

'''CHRIS''': "I approached her with care and caution..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm?"

'''CHRIS''': "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."

'''BELLA''': "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."

'''BELLA''': "That's good."

'''CHRIS''': "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."

'''BELLA''': "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?"

'''CHRIS''': "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."

'''BELLA''': "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"

'''CHRIS''': "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."

'''BELLA''': "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."

'''BELLA''': "Really? Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 7th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "Right. That's true, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you '''CHRIS'''tine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS''': "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
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An uncut version was later released by an alleged accessory of ''10thanonymous'', ''ternarymercury'' on YouTube<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Sjs3ZM8-Q</ref>, consisting of a few minutes of discussion on miscellaneous errata and "Fiona".

==Prior events==
In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adult one. It has been keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris has used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many christorians have noted that potential tells or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>. As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as Magichan referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Further, in 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother, in a facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother"<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>.Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwifarms that following the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>.

==Subsequent events==

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he has been removed from his home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel, and was told by [[Null]] to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] until Null could have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account, a process which Null claimed could take up to three days (in fact the money reached Chris's account the next day). Chris told Null in his messages that he was spending the night of 30-31 July in his car and that he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there. The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]]. This suggests that the family members with whom he intended to stay are his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in the Richmond area, and that they did not rescind their invitation until he had actually arrived at their home.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null cut contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

Later that day, Null posted an exchange he had with Chris on 5 July, where Chris claimed to be in a sexual relationship with an older woman who he was reluctant to share details about, but mentioned that she had once worked as an accountant (Barb's pre-retirement profession) and that the affair was "something out an [[anime]] or fan fiction" - reminiscent of a statement in the leaked conversation about "incest fanfics come true". <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>

===Discovery and arrest===

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On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] parked at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/]</ref>. The next day (1 August), [[Orbiter Wave|a number of people]] attempted, or said they would attempt, to contact Chris there. The most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who, along with his fiancée and some friends, livestreamed themselves [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. They ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out and went about knocking on every door on the second floor. Chris did not answer the door and the group was told to leave by a motel employee. They went to Regency Mall across the street, while still streaming, to wait around and because it was suspected that Chris might be there if not in his room.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him"]]

Later that afternoon, they were tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel and arrived back in time to see two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room. Ralph continued to film for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers while the police talked to Chris, occasionally yelling comments himself which Chris sometimes responded to. Chris remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref>

Chris is currently being held without bail at Henrico County Jail West.<ref>http://www.henricosheriff.org/search/</ref> Calls to the Sheriff's Office have confirmed that he is being held on a charge of incest. Although the Sheriff's Office website gives his gender as female, this does not mean that he will be put in women's prison if convicted; although Chris has legally self-identified as female (e.g. on his driver's license), transgender inmates in Virginia are only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery, which Chris [[Un-clit|has not]].

Of note is that the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild", presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.

On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3</ref>

=== First court appearance ===

On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment. The proceedings were documented by the [https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Greene County Record] newspaper.

According to the journalist, Charlottesville attorney David Heilberg was appointed Chris' public defender. The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety." Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]." He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by implying that he would accept [[Naive|anything]] if he could retrieve [[List of toys|his possessions]] from his home.

Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing there was danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and Chris. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and begging again for his items at home.

From Chris' reported behavior in the courtroom, it is easy to believe that Chris either does not fully understand the seriousness of his charges, or that he still expects to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]]. It remains to be known how he is coping in jail, but it should be said that this is the first time he has been deprived of the freedom to surround himself with [[List of toys|toys]], [[Chris and video games|video games]], and [[Obesity|fast food]] with virtually no rules for more than a few days.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and Sex]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]

==References==

Chris and the law

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:''This article is about Chris's criminal offenses. For the Warrant in Debt civil offenses, see [[Debt]]. For Chris's personal views on legislation, see [[Chris and politics]]''

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{{quote|And after the Damn Unrequited Arrests and Dogpilings I’ve had to also endure from Albermarle County Police, I Kicked His Car five times. I have always wanted to do damage Back at them for YEARS, and it finally happened, and it felt so karma-level zen and good.|Chris's reaction to the Albemarle police investigating a fender-bender accident he caused<ref name=kick>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]].</ref>}}

[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal his already-stolen characters.]]

'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.

For [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]] and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed [[trolls|enemies]].

As of 2018, Chris has seven misdemeanors – three from hitting [[Michael Snyder]] with his car, one from macing the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], two from failing to acquire proper tags for his [[Dog|dogs]], and trespassing after being forbidden from the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] – which resulted in him being placed on the [[Therapeutic Docket]].

Virginia is under a {{w|three-strikes law}} – which usually means if someone is brought in a third time for a felony/misdemeanor, the sentence if found guilty, is more severe than usual (in some states, the sentence is life in prison). The rules for this law vary by the states that implement it, some having several "Three Strikes" laws. Seeing as how Chris has served only a small amount of jail time despite several misdemeanors, he may not fall under this category. But, since the law in Virginia seems to say a third time ''violent'' offenders will receive harsh sentencing (and Chris appears to have two – hitting Michael and pepper-spraying), only time will tell when he will strike again.

Ironically, in Chris's birth year of 1982, Virginia passed a law that would protect citizens from dangerous repeat offenders. Unfortunately, they could not protect Michael from being run over, the Yellow Shirt Foe from being pepper-sprayed, and countless innocent women from being stalked and harassed – all things Chris has done.

==Understanding==
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the [[Jerkop|police]] came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]</s> (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)</ref>}}

[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]

As his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</s> (dead link as of Jun. 2014)</ref> and has attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life''.<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref>

Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref>

Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priority: In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit – while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].<ref>[[05142010]]</ref>

Also, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:

{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}

The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).

The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]</ref> In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charge was "Disorderly Conduct"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor – or at least accepting – of gun control legislation.<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref> Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.

Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of "self-defense", which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and [[jerkop]] deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.

==Legal troubles==
The following is a list of incidents Chris has had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The end]]</ref> and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.

===2004===
On [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over several months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.

===2005===
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> and trespassing<ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct" /><ref name="2005 Trespassing" /> prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.

5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.<ref name="2005 Following Too Close">[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]</ref> He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.

===2010===
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple of times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>

On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]] – still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken and told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.

===2011===
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''"a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me."'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.

In his [[Calling Out|3 new videos]] posted after an 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however, trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.

In the same video, Chris also point-blank accused Mike of molesting his daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accuse others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Mike did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PlayStation 3]] and numerous children's [[toys]].

On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe, although all charges were reduced to misdemeanors upon sentencing.

As a direct result of his 28 October 2011 run-in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]] or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.

===2012===
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, "a Jerkop and an accomplice") approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seems to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.

On 12 [[April 2012]], Chris [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he "found her on the backpage", most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craiglist clone shut down by the FBI that also solicited prostitutes – Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.

On 28 April 2012, Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Before his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,<ref>[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D]]</ref> though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.

On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a "thieving liar" in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.

===2013===
In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing a [[HEXbox]] One display at a Walmart but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].

===2014===
On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.<ref>[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]</ref>

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed.

===2015===
Throughout most of 2015, Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October – a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.

===2016===
<center><gallery>
File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined – No county dog tag 2
File:Dogcourtcase1.png|Chris fined – No rabies certificate 2
</gallery></center>

On July 1 of this year, Chris finally paid his $541.00 fine from his 2014/2015 court hearing. His probation also appears to have ended earlier in the year in April.

In August, Chris was fined $121 by Greene County for two charges, each misdemeanors, of failing to acquire dog tag and rabies licenses for his and [[Barbara]]'s dogs, [[Clover and Snoopy]].

In November, Chris made several death threats against President [[Pmurt|Trump]]. He is blissfully unaware that threatening the President or President-elect is one of the few restrictions on freedom of speech in America, and could land Chris with a fine and/or up to five years in prison.

===2018===
{{quote|The manager of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] threw a damned, Late Trespassing notice against me while I was there a few weeks ago. That is all; caught me in a trap like at the [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]], except I didn't go to freaking jail, okay?|Chris<ref>https://archive.md/recKB</ref>}}

[[File:DocketComplete.png|thumb|Charlottesville takes over the case for the Therapeutic Docket.]]

In March, Chris was charged with Trespass after Forbidden,<ref>[[:File:Christine Chandler Trespass After Forbidden charge, 23 March 2018.png]]</ref> a misdemeanor count. The offense occurred on 23 March and was filed under the Albemarle Traffic/Criminal Court.

Chris repeatedly signed his name as "[[Chris Chan Sonichu]]" on court documents, despite it not being his legal name, though no action was taken by court staff on the matter.<ref>https://archive.md/aZ2DC</ref>

Chris was represented by a public defender. After several continuances, the court decided to direct Chris to a court-diversion program, the [[Therapeutic Docket]], for nine months as an alternative to a jail sentence. The trespass case was transferred to Charlottesville's jurisdiction on 10 July to supervise the Docket check-ins, until Chris graduated from the Docket on 23 April 2019, resulting in the court dismissing his trespass charge.

===2019===
23 April saw the early end of Chris's [[Therapeutic Docket]] and the dismissal of his Trespassing after Forbidden charge.

Chris [[Trolls#Chris the troll|trolled himself]] again on 5 August, when he absent-mindedly hit someone else's vehicle with [[Son-Chu]]. [[Jerkops|Police]] soon came to him and his mother about it; [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was more involved with the situation at hand, while Chris soothed himself by kicking the police car several times before the police left. Fortunately for Chris, he was not penalized.<ref name=kick></ref>

===2021===
{{main|Incest}}
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.]]

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.]]

One of the darkest events in Christory happened this year, which might potentially spell the end of the tale of Chris-Chan as we know it.
A series of events so controversial and massive, that they caused this very wiki to crash due to the event persistently trending on [[Twitter]] (amusingly even overtaking the [[Sonichu's Edge|olympic games]] for a time), overrunning this site's servers with traffic alongside the ongoing DDOS attacks against [[Kiwi Farms]], of which this site shares a server.

On 29 July 2021, audio leaked of Chris and an unknown troll going by the alias "Bella", where he had casually admitted to repeatedly raping [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] since late June. (Chris also indicated that Barb was confused, telling him to stop at times, so one can safely call it [[Chris and sex#Rape|rape]] since Barb has been speculated to suffer from Dementia, meaning that she is not in a state where she's able to consent.) "Bella" played along for several minutes, pretending to approve of Chris's new habit so he could record more information. Meanwhile, another leak from [[Null]] (a financial benefactor and confidant of Chris's) from around the same time indicated that Chris purchased a book about romancing the disabled, meaning that he was planning to have an affair with Barb.

After hundreds of people contacted the police as a result of the leaks, authorities conducted a [[welfare check]] on Barb and issued an Emergency Protective Order on Chris on the following day, essentially a temporary restraining order that would last around a week, prohibiting access to Barbara and [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] until 5 August 2021. (Chris's neighbors took care of their pets after both Chandlers were taken from their home.)

Made temporarily homeless by this turn of events, Chris decided to make matters even worse for himself by committing yet another crime barely a day later; he stole $750 from Barbara's bank account to pay for hotel accommodations (and alleviate ''his negative bank balance'' at the time), which left him about $550 after the latter fact, before shelling out $384 for the hotel and wasting the remaining $166 on toys ([[Chris and Money|because ''of course'' he fucking did]]), leaving him with next to nothing yet again. This crime, however would land Chris in much hotter water than the many other times he stole from his parents: after discovering what Chris had done and being lied to about it during the confrontation, Null immediately cut ties and washed his hands of Chris, and proceeded to shut down the GoFundMe page intended to aid him on his planned trip to [[Everfree Northwest]] ([[List of places that have banned Chris|who banned him from entry after learning about the news]]), and refunding everyone involved. It should be noted that Chris had intended to use some of the funds to pay back his mother once they cleared, but, as stated before, he took the funds without permission and in violation of the Protective Order, which is, at the very least, a strong case for an Embezzlement charge to be laid on him later.

Chris's [[Patreon]], due to the scandal, also came under review, leaving many to speculate that it would most likely see deletion on top of his long-term [[Chris and negligence|neglect]] of the page and his subscribers. Sure enough, on 2 August 2021, his account was terminated.

Due to his eventual arrest for the crimes he had committed, he may also lose his precious tugboat and the controversy has significantly reduced all donations from his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], meaning that over the course of a weekend, Chris had single-handedly ruined all of his avenues of income, which will undoubtedly [[Financhu Crisis|spell disaster for his household]].

Oddly enough ([[Chris and reality|or perhaps due to his enhanced delusions]]), Chris remained in seemingly good spirits during his arrest.
Despite this arrest being far more major than anything else he has previously been charged for and potentially ruining his life, Chris did not resist arrest and even disturbingly stated that being frisked by one of the [[Jerkops|officers]] [[Homos|felt good]] before being taken away. He also noted that the [[Dimensional Merge]] was in the process of happening, which is likely why he believes that he can weasel his way out of this somehow.

As of this writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of [[incest]], as well as further charges yet to be identified. He was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arraignment arraigned] on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 16 September, likely making matters worse by interrupting the court proceedings to beg for his toys.

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==Chris's parents and law==
It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.

* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref>
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to ''sue the school for restraining him''.<ref><s>[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref>
* When [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.
* When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>
* When [[Asperchu|Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, Bob and Barb claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "not illegal". This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>
* During that same call, Bob will not countenance the idea that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, "it's a business place," which has no bearing on private property laws.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/>
* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident but also felony assault on a police officer, an extremely foolish crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped elicit her some clemency.
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and served two-year probation.
*On 31st [[July 2021]] Chris was arrested with the charge of incest instead of rape, meaning that Barb may have been lucid during the events, whether this means she will also be charged with the crime of [[incest]] remains unknown.

==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]
Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic – the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence, including a "Kick in the Teeth", which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&A videos.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref>

On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted to be made to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:

{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref>}}

As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way, he would have received no response.

This attitude is also reflected in his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|"Framed Hand-Drawn Apology"]] on her doorstep out of the blue.<ref>[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]</ref> Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to the sender, he wasn't liable for it.<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref> Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.

[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.

In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing," starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.

==In CWCville==
During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris was told that [[Jamsta]] Sonichu had been put on trial for molesting [[Punchy]]. Chris didn't want Jamsta to suffer in jail as he had, so he tried using his psychic powers to talk to the [[CWCville]] judge to convince him to release Jamsta, regardless of the crime he had committed. The Idea Guys informed him that the judge was unconvinced since Chris was no longer mayor, so Chris then turned his attention to the jurors. This worked but sparked a city-wide riot.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

==In the comic==
[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]
The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is "mayor" (read: god-king) and has banned many things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and money|considers an equally bad punishment]]). CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].

The Rosechus often congregate to "protest" for women's rights. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.

It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws), as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot – some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance. However there are {{w|Ecuador|foreign}} {{w|Zimbabwe|countries}} in the real world that use USD.), but CWCville has its currency and its own set of "laws", the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that – a sovereign state, on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though and believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.

As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight".

[[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].

{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}

In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a "Police Force", and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor ("there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections") and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then "tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service".<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.

Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged "trolls" in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.

Chris may be able to murder without being reprimanded, but of course, this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable "psychic evidence" extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.

Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as "profanity to the max" that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a benchmarked "PLAINTIF" [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process but is further proof that Chris considers "slanderous mockeries" and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial, civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.

Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) creator god.

==See also==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[Debt]]
*[[Jerkop]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Parody]]
*[[Therapeutic Docket]]

== References ==
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{{Chris and}}

Dimensional Merge

2021-02-11T05:34:22Z

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:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''

{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref>.}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall.]]

The '''Dimensional Merge''' is an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest attempt at avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue living like a child.

The Merge is an event in which Chris believes that "[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]" (respectively, the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]]. Chris is convinced that he is the designated liaison of the event and will become a [[Chris and religion|deity]] as a result, giving the appearance of a doomsday cult leader. First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's beginning on 18 November 2018,<ref name=mergebegins>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400</ref> aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealed it to be a [[troll]] fabrication.
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of [[December 2018]]. Naturally, when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur. On 29 December 2020, Chris tried again at claiming that the merge was happening<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]</ref> as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of the 2021 [[BABSCon]].

Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, "we discouraged the idea at first",<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/</ref> implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] and [[enablers]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].

== Background ==

[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]

Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]. During the call, he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]], and then repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate their own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as possible evidence of a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.

From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with "Magi-Chan" at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).</ref>

Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the "dimension number" of "this Earth". McGuire responded with "Earth 1218", and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses "1218" to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.

Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.

===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.

On 8 October, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}

He followed up on 23 October with:

{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}

On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.

Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.

==Beliefs on the Merge==
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]

Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled "[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]" where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its "sister dimension" C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.

On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521</ref>

[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he "absorbed the spiral seal" from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.

He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.

On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun<ref name=mergebegins></ref>. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.

In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ "psychic headaches"] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ "lightning powers"] and that the "millions of volts" of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can "touch and feel"] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.<ref>https://archive.fo/QKq44</ref>

===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then.

{{Quotebox|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.

As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.

I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.

The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your
universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.

I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, [redacted]. (Legal name: [redacted].) I want everyone to know what a
gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun
hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at [redacted]. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is [redacted].

Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g

Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also
spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people
like Christine.

Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:

* everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
* we hibernate
* and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged

Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.

In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)

Goodbye for now!

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|200px]]}}

Chris later dismissed the news as fake.

== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to "red tape", betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the tranny-goddess of 80s computers.

He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still "Awake" to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.

{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.

The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.

Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.

I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.

And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.

For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.

Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:

<center><gallery>
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 2.jpeg
</gallery></center>

However, the attached post from Lukas<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962</ref> suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:

{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}

Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the <s>[[Chris and health|health problems]]</s> "superpowers" that he got from it.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272</ref>

On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture.

{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}

Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.

===Continued hope in the merge===
[[File:Dmcompletcard.jpg|thumb|The epitome of Chris's desperation in card form. Also, the one goal card that Chris will never win.]]
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208</ref>

{{quotebox|The <nowiki>#DimensionMerge</nowiki> is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 <nowiki>=</nowiki> 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}

Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs<ref>[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]</ref> and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/</ref> The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:

*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.

*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.

*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.

Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasise more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the "near-coming days" – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]</ref> Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.<ref>[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]</ref>

As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]</ref> This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle.

To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channelling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]</ref>

In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, "As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP." In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]</ref>

On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge "is on" without further explanation.<ref>https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21</ref> Whether or not this means that the Merge is finally complete remains to be seen.

The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat further into it, is something only time can tell.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and reality]]
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]

==References==
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[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

COVID-19

2020-06-08T19:46:02Z

RagingRetard: copyediting, piping

{{Ongoing}}

{{quote|This Viral Event is actually a better step in our own developments and evolution, as well as a deity-level test to sort out the weak from the moderate and strong|Chris.<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}
[[File:CWCorona.png|thumb|Coronavirus attacking C-197. Colorized]]
'''[[wikipedia:Coronavirus disease 2019|COVID-19]]''' ('''Co'''rona'''vi'''rus '''D'''isease 20'''19'''), caused by a virus named '''SARS-CoV-2''' and colloquially referred to simply as '''coronavirus''', is a fast-spreading disease responsible for the largest pandemic of the 21st century thus far. It has prompted governments to recommend stricter [[ShowerClean|sanitation routines]]; and to encourage social distancing practices, such as staying six feet (2 meters) apart, wearing masks when going out, and only keeping essential services open – which, to the dismay of [[Chris]], doesn't include conventions.

In [[March 2020]], in the midst of the pandemic, Chris exhibited a juvenile attitude to the nature of the disease and the [[Chris and health|body's own workings]]. He believes learning about the symptoms would [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally tire]] him which would put him at a higher risk of contracting the virus.<ref name=viral></ref> Later that month, he endorsed watching the [[anime]] series ''[[wikipedia:Cells at Work!|Cells at Work!]]'' to build one's resistance;<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#watch anime to kill coronavirus]], 22 March 2020</ref> the cartoon depicts body cells as people, but given Chris's views on [[OCs]], it would appear that he believes it to be a direct, literal depiction of what goes on in his body.

==Impact on Chris's fantasies==
On 28 March, Chris claimed the pandemic to be a sign of the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that COVID-19 was cured weeks ago in his fantasy world, also saying that [[My Little Pony]] characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]</ref>

Chris has claimed that this pandemic is a part of the merge used for [[Dimensional Merge#Beliefs on the Merge|evening out the population]] on both sides of the dimensional curtain before the merge. He says this virus will help remove those who are [[Honor roll|mentally]] and [[I AM STRONG|physically]] weak.

This disease had also made its way to [[CWCville]] in [[C-197]] and some neighboring dimensions, but was somehow cured in all of them by mid April 2020. It is not known if [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]s have tried to crowbar a more severe outbreak into C-197, but Chris has so far ignored them.

==Impact on Chris IRL==
Due to it being declared a global pandemic, multiple rules came into effect, including but not limited to shutting down of all non-essential services. Though the definition of essential was very vague in the USA, conventions were labelled non-essential and were not allowed to open. This [[Stress|stressed]] our autistic hero as he could no longer go the places that had (somewhat) accepted him.

Chris couldn't deal with the cancellation of the one place where he found people who liked the same things he did and as a [[Chris and coping|coping mechanism]] declared that Sonichu has taken over his body and his soul has left for CWCville to attend BABScon.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> Despite social distancing having been enforced in Virginia, this didn't stop Chris [[Spirit possession|(as Sonichu)]] attending the [[Leftovermedia]] livestream with [[Weening|ween]] Noah and the musician Max Mandu, footage from the livestream clearly showing that social distancing wasn't in place.

Chris also said that a vaccine would be developed within two weeks from mid-March, suggesting that all his knowledge about epidemics comes from [[Chris and reality|Plague Inc]]. He then went on to say that we have not applied what we have learnt from past epidemics to this one. During the SARS and MERS epidemics, we were not able to create a vaccine 3 months after they were detected, thereby proving how [[naïve]] he is.

==Spending==
===Support for artists===
[[File:Bottlecaps.jpg|thumb|150px|Unlike Chris's finances, the hoard keeps increasing]]

Instead of paying [[Financhu Crisis|his mortgage or various loans]], Chris [[Chris and money|decided]] that he will be buying all the garbage that other Bronies have for sale online.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Sonichu spends money]]</ref> He begged his audience to buy his cards and comics so he can then give that money to Bronycon artists. When people called him out for this, he said the cancellation of Bronycon left these people with no source of income and that he was a helpful[[Chris and escapism| <s>person</s> Sonichu]] for buying their trinkets.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Money well spent]]</ref>
Chris probably doesn't actually care about the artists and just wanted all their products and gave his stupid reason to justify wasting money.
{{Clear}}

===Stimulus check===
[[File:Chrisnewtablet.jpg|thumb|200px|Notice the charging cable held together using tape and velcro, [[Destruction of Chris's house|history will be repeating itself]]]]

On 29 May, Chris purchased an iPad, stylus, and subscription to Clipstudio to draw art digitally, using money from the Economic Impact Payment [[Monthly tugboat|stimulus money]] sent out by the [[Pmurt]] administration.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1266470207717072898</ref> Chris complained about how difficult the software was to use.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1266470865459429378</ref>

{| class=“wikitable“
|-
!Item
!Price
!Check balance
|-
|Apple iPad pro 9.7 inch
|$500
|$700
|-
|Adonit Pro 4 stylus
|$30
|$670
|-
|Bluetooth keyboard
|$20
|$650
|-
|Screen protector
|$10
|$640
|-
|}

Note - It is not known if Chris has an iPad Air 2 or an iPad Pro. These are the only two iPads(currently being sold) with a screen size of 9.7 inches. If Chris has the cheaper iPad Air 2, he has saved around $150.

{{clear}}

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]

== External links ==

* [https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019 TRUE and HONEST] information about COVID-19

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[[Category:Things Chris hates]]
[[Category:Politics]]

Dimensional Merge

2018-12-26T22:36:17Z

RagingRetard:

{{Ongoing}}
{{Incomplete}}

The '''Dimensional Merge''' is the event in which Chris believes that "Dimension 1218" and "Dimension C197" — respectively, the universe of real life, and the universe where [[Sonichu]] and fictional characters live — will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality.]] Chris is convinced that he is the designated liaison of the event and will become a [[Chris and religion|deity]] as a result, giving the appearance of a doomsday cult leader.

Chris [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|announced]] the event on 26 [[October 2018]] and it was expected to take place sometime in [[December 2018]].

== Background ==

Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension.

In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the "dimension number" of "this Earth." McGuire responded with "Earth 1218," and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses "1218" to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.

== The Merge Saga ==

On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled "[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]" where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its "sister dimension" C197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters. He clarified that the merge will cause extensive loss of life on both sides, such as the deaths of almost half of Earth's population.

Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he "absorbed the spiral seal" from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.

He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]] and Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.

In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ "psychic headaches"] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ "lightning powers"] and that the "millions of volts" of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu.

Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can "touch and feel"] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]].

== Magi-Chan Doxxing Incident ==

On Christmas 2018, Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-twitter-com-2018-12-25-11-41-07-png.622653/ stated] that the merge was in progress, but later [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20181225-182255-2-png.622759/ moved the goalposts], stating that the merge may be delayed 20 years and that everyone will be "hibernating" until then.

Later in the day, Chris tweeted a link to a now-deleted Pastebin dump allegedly written by [[Magi-Chan]], but was in reality, likely written by a member of the "Teen Troon Squad" and contained the dox of one of its members.

{{Quotebox|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.

As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.

I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.

The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your
universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.

I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, [redacted]. (Legal name: [redacted].) I want everyone to know what a
gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun
hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at [redacted]. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is [redacted].

Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g

Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also
spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people
like Christine.

Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:

* everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
* we hibernate
* and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged

Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.

In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)

Goodbye for now!

https://i.imgur.com/hUOmI7L.png}}

Chris later dismissed the news as fake.

== Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]] ==

On 23 [[October 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Midland Funding for unpaid debt. The verdict was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 and $55 in court costs.

He has avoided questions and discussion on the matter. However, the verdict's delivery in the middle of the apparent merge has raised speculation that he may genuinely expect the merge to occur and that it would absolve him of financial difficulty.

Dimensional Merge

2018-12-26T22:32:05Z

RagingRetard: this deserves an article by now

{{Incomplete}}

The '''Dimensional Merge''' is the event in which Chris believes that "Dimension 1218" and "Dimension C197" — respectively, the universe of real life, and the universe where [[Sonichu]] and fictional characters live — will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality.]] Chris is convinced that he is the designated liaison of the event and will become a [[Chris and religion|deity]] as a result, giving the appearance of a doomsday cult leader.

Chris [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|announced]] the event on 26 [[October 2018]] and it was expected to take place sometime in [[December 2018]].

== Background ==

Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension.

In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the "dimension number" of "this Earth." McGuire responded with "Earth 1218," and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses "1218" to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.

== The Merge Saga ==

On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled "[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]" where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its "sister dimension" C197, where every fictional character known to exist resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters. He clarified that the merge will cause extensive loss of life on both sides, such as the deaths of almost half of Earth's population.

Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he "absorbed the spiral seal" from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.

He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]] and Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.

In early [[December 2018]], Chris became more informative with his tweets, reporting feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ "psychic headaches"] and relating the merge to the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ "lightning powers"] and that the "millions of volts" of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu.

Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can "touch and feel"] [[Polyamorous Marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]].

== Magi-Chan Doxxing Incident ==

On Christmas 2018, Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-twitter-com-2018-12-25-11-41-07-png.622653/ stated] that the merge was in progress, but later [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20181225-182255-2-png.622759/ moved the goalposts], stating that the merge may be delayed 20 years and that everyone will be "hibernating" until then.

Later in the day, Chris tweeted a link to a now-deleted Pastebin dump allegedly written by [[Magi-Chan]], but was in reality, likely written by a member of the "Teen Troon Squad" and contained the dox of one of its members.

{{Quotebox|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.

As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.

I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.

The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your
universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.

I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, [redacted]. (Legal name: [redacted].) I want everyone to know what a
gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun
hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at [redacted]. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is [redacted].

Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g

Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also
spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people
like Christine.

Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:

* everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
* we hibernate
* and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged

Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.

In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)

Goodbye for now!

https://i.imgur.com/hUOmI7L.png}}

Chris later dismissed the news as fake.

== Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]] ==

On 23 [[October 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Midland Funding for unpaid debt. The verdict was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 and $55 in court costs.

He has avoided questions and discussion on the matter. However, the verdict's delivery in the middle of the apparent merge has raised speculation that he may genuinely expect the merge to occur and that it would absolve him of financial difficulty.

Sonichu Entertainment of America

2016-04-21T02:55:03Z

RagingRetard: piping

{{quote|Let's make Sonichu and Rosechu great again!|Christian Weston Chandler for [[Wikipedia:Donald Trump presidential campaign, 2016|President]]}}

Sonichu Entertainment of America is Chris's small business company that started on [[Announcement 04/16/2016| April 16th, 2016]]. It is a pre-IPO, global entertainment and media company which will be hosted by [http://www.zazzle.com/ Zazzle] selling [[Sonichu 8|fun for the whole family]]. This is a step up for Chris taking advantage of his Internet fame and [[Sonichu| his original creation]]. Sonichu Entertainment of America is an [[Homos| Equal Opportunity]] employer. It is (by Chris's logic) an 8A [[Tomgirl| woman]]-owned small business. Products would include the usual stuff he sells in [[Etsy| Etsy]] as well as T-shirts, hats, mugs, and other products.

= Reason for startup =
[[Chris and the industry|Most people]] start a small business to provide services and innovation. Although Chris wants to expand his clientele, his reason was out of shear laziness due to the [[stress| stresses]] in life. After [[Please, Donate|begging]] a few days prior to the launch, Chris decides that it would be better to hire some henchmen to do his bidding. His other reason was to focus more on drawing the comics as well as focusing on his transition from being a Female Lesbian Soul to Full Woman Lesbian. The biggest reason of all is getting [[china|china]].

= Help Wanted =
Chris's recruitment techniques are strange at best and creepy as hell at worse. He is looking for art professionals that could recreate [[Chris and art|his masterpieces]] and sell them.
==Positions and Job Descriptions==
===Artist===
An artist would create the Amiibos and medallions. Basically, it is just an assembly worker making Sonichu crap.
====Description====
*Learn from Chris-chan about assembling Amiibos and medallions.
*Create potential prototypes
*Collaborate with Chris about new ideas
====Qualifications====
*Love and adore the adventures of Sonichu and Rosechu
*Be experienced with arts and crafts
*[[Chris and English|Eighth grade reading level]]
*Have similar traits to Chris-chan but [[Chris and his ego|not in totality]]
===Animators/Video production assistants===
This position would help with creating the animated or CGI Sonichu cartoon series and hopefully not end up like the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-armed bandit]].
====Description====
*Create a cartoon or CGI animated Sonichu cartoon with Chris having total creative control and voices himself and Sonichu himself.
====Qualifications====
*[[CADD|Be able to make a cartoon]]
===Romantic coordinator===
A romantic coordinator is a [[Hooker incident|professional matchmaker]] that Chris would actually pay for and [[Honest Content|trust]]. He is too lazy to do it because of his autism and is [[Mass debating|busy]].
====Description====
*Compete with the lesbian love market and find Chris a [[sweetheart]]
*Create a course in women's self-defense/martial arts, [[Date Ed|dating education]], and lesbian sexual positions.
*Escort Chris in certain [[Fridays After Five|public events]]
*Fight against trolls
====Qualifications====
*Be [[Chris and health|fit and in shape]]
*Be a [[The Incredible Lioness|femme fatale]]
==Salary and benefits==
*25% of the profits.
*[[Chris and his ego|Exclusive access]] to Christian Weston Chandler himself
*Talks of [[Chris and negotiation|collaboration]]
*Access to private company promotions, conventions, and company slumber parties (tbd)
*Chance of romantic encounter with the boss

Anyone interested could send a Youtube video as a video resume or send [[Chris's resume|a resume]] to his gmail account.

If Chris wants more than 3 people, he would have no money for himself or for the capital that he needs to create more Amiibos and medallions. IF the employee is a female, then the bonus would be being Chris's sweetheart from the ground up and giving birth to [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Crystal]].

There are so many problems with Chris's approach to [[Attraction Sign|recruiting new employees]]. It is highly unprofessional to allude to romantic advances as a suppose perk of the position. Not only would that creep out potential employees, it would also be considered [[Chris and the law|sexual harassment]] especially with Chris's history [[Catherine|with]] [[Megan|dating]]. What's surprising about all this is that Chris is opening most of the positions to [[Jerks|men]] with only the romantic coordinator being a female-only position which again could bring up a sexual harassment case.

==Future==
Given that Chris's lucrative Etsy empire has been supported by rubberneckers, weens and fans alike, it's possible that Chris's latest enterprise may well survive for at least a year, provided that the 'romantic co-ordinator' role doesn't provoke [[Jerkops|the law]] into investigating Chris's thinly-veiled attempt at grabbing some [[China]].

May 2009

2015-03-01T08:15:52Z

RagingRetard:

[[Image:SchuComicSP2P2.jpg|thumb|On '''12 May 2009''', the wedding comic is leaked.]]
[[Image:IvyWedding.jpg|thumb|On '''15 May 2009''', the [[Ivy]] Saga comes to a close.]]
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|On '''29 May 2009''', Chris shocks the [[Internet]] yet again with his [[Naïve|naïve]] [[Narcissism|narcissism]].]]

As '''May [[2009]]''' began, Chris still held very strong belief in his relation with [[Ivy]]; during the first two weeks uploading several videos specifically dedicated to her. This period is also noted for a number of mainstream media, a web-show and a radio-station, featuring Chris, and thus making him open for the grand public. On 14 May, however, things take a bad turn for Chris, as he finds out that Ivy was actually a troll. Because of this disappointment, during the last weeks of May, Chris starts resorting to other ways to find a girlfriend. He starts going out in public again, and also posts an ad on craigslist.

==Events of May 2009==
* May 1 - '''Video''' Chris [[For My Sweetest Ivy|describes]] his plans with [[Ivy]] after she arrives at the airport.
* May 1 - '''Video''' Chris [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|uploads two videos]] to persuade Unilever to discourage [[homos]] from using [[Axe]] grooming products.
* May 1 - Chris includes links on [[cwcville.com]] to [[quizzes]] about himself and his godless creations.
* May 3 - Chris creates a bunch of new [[quizzes]].
* May 3 - Chris creates a page about himself on [[Wikipedia]] in his userspace. It is promptly deleted for violation of what Wikipedia accepts in userspace.
* May 3 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|makes his case to Wikipedia]] for restoring his article.
* May 3 - [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu Sonichu] is added to TV tropes list of notable webcomics.
* May 4 - [[Cogsdev]] founds the [[CWCipedia]].
* May 5 - Chris's memorable video [[ECV 00095]] is linked to from Fark [http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark], leading to 200,000+ views in 24 hours, and attention Chris could only have dreamed of on that fateful day he created Sonichu.
* May 8 - ECV 00095 is linked to from Something Awful, for their Awfulvision feature. A whole new legion of admirers and detractors is born.
* May 11 - Chris writes an essay named ''Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future. The Solution: Dating Education'', and sends it in for the 2009 Community Support Contest sponsored by C-Ville's Battlefield Ford. He does not win. The essay can be read at [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia].
* May 12 - The [[Wedding Comic]] and several erotic drawings are leaked.
* May 12 - Chris's [[I Got A Fish]] and For My Sweetest Ivy videos are featured and discussed on [[Toucher and Rich Segment|the morning show of Boston radio station WBCN]]. His video admitting being a cum-guzzler was also discussed on The Kevin and Bean Show on Los Angeles's KROQ.
* May 14 - Someone claiming to be Chris posts to the talk page on Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, saying that he knows that Ivy is a troll, and that his heart is shattered. It is not known if this is Chris, but it is consistent with events at the time.
* May 15 - [[cwcville.com]] is compromised and displays a message slamming Chris for not keeping his promise of making new comics to his loyal fans.
* May 15 - Videos addressed to Ivy are removed from Chris's [[YouTube]] account. This leads to [[Clyde Cash]] finally confirming that Ivy and Chris are through.
* May 16 - cwcville.com is compromised (again) and displays a message slamming Chris for thinking that he was really in contact with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Also contains an image of [[Joshua Martinez]], suggesting that he hacked the site.
* May 16 - Rumors surface about Chris going out to the mall on a new [[Love Quest]], or possibly even a [[Fuck Quest]].
* May 17 - The message on cwcville.com is changed to Joshua Martinez bragging about having sex with Vanessa and the nudes of Vanessa Hudgens are added to the site.
* May 18 - The message on cwcville.com is changed again, with an photoshop of Chris at a gay pride. A new message says that Vanessa was real and she has had sex with Joshua.
*May 19 - '''Video''' In his first video since the Ivy debacle, Chris [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|declares]] that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The Removal of Glasses maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK".
* May 19 - [[Cwcville.com]] is offline.
* May 22 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|declares]] he has abandoned cwcville.com, tells his [[fans]] to attack the trolls and also shows his new Sonichu medallion. [[The Miscreants]] later report that Clyde Cash is found dead in his home.
* May 27 - The aforementioned video where Chris admitted to drinking cum was ridiculed by the nationally syndicated radio show [[Opie and Anthony]].
* May 29 - Chris discovers a video wishing "Chris-Chan" a happy birthday (now deleted), and assumes it must be meant for him. [[:Image:Happybday.jpg|His obnoxious comment]] results in a shitstorm, as the internet floods the poor girl's account with everybody's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]].
* May 29 - Chris checks his [[PSN]] account to discover that [[Clyde Cash]] hacked into his account and made two purchases amounting to $15.98 on Chris's account. He [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|sends an e-mail]] to [[Vivian Gee]] demanding for his money back, but Vivian tells him she can't.
* May 30 - Chris posts a [[:Image:Cwc_on_craigslist.jpg|Craigslist ad]] saying that he wants a 18 to 27 year-old boyfriend-free girl who is not [[niggo|black]].
* May 31 - Chris's [[Craigslist]] ad is removed from the site under grounds of racism.
* May 31 - Chris's [[Facebook]] account is hacked by The Miscreants, revealing [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulzy]] correspondences with local women and some interesting notes. Chris's main profile is defaced with his [[butt garments]] image.
{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Opie and Anthony

2015-03-01T08:13:56Z

RagingRetard:

'''''Opie and Anthony''''' was a radio talk show in the United States that ran from 1995 to 2014. Well known for airing a number of controversial topics and stunts that resulted in several station firings and FCC fines, they operated independently on SiriusXM from 2004 onward, which is receivable by approximately 20 million people.

Chris was featured by the show in [[May 2009]], where the hosts commentated on a [[Captain's Log]] where Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitted to drinking his own semen, among other things.]]

==Listen==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Opie & Anthony: Chris-Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|gyUvQNZCxuo}}
| stardate = 27 [[May 2009]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
}}
=== Transcript ===
'''Opie:''' Now, this. I'm just gonna keep saying "now, this" and, and just start, --

'''Anthony:''' ''[deep voice]'' And now this.

'''Opie:''' --start audio.

:'''Chris:''' [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate, uh, April 28th, 2009.]] Uh, it has come to my attention that, uh, [[April 16 Fetish Vids|certain videos]] of the, uh, "naughty nature" have been disco— have been leaked. Yeah, som— yeah. [[Speech impediment|''[unintelligible]'']] good idea someth— uh, if uh, it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but uh... I recycle my own semen... because, uh... you know, yes, I do [[Mass debating|masturbate]]--

'''Anthony:''' ... Wait a minute. H- He recycles it.

'''Jim:''' Yes!

'''Anthony:''' So, now, there, ''[sigh]''. There's only, umm... Does he eat it?

'''Opie:''' I'm gonna find out there, Anthony.

'''Anthony:''' Bet he recycles other peoples', too. Look at him!

'''Jim:''' There's [[List of toys|toys]] in his room!

'''Opie:''' He's a little nerdy kid, with a--

'''Anthony:''' Yeah.

'''Opie:''' --with a controller his hand.

'''Jim:''' He retarded?

'''Anthony:''' He's all nerdy. Nah, he's just a nerd. He's--

'''Jim:''' I'm not a nerrrd!

'''Anthony:''' He's definitely premature-ly [[Hair|balding]]. And he's got big glasses. ['''Jim:''' Mm-hmm.] And... he seems to be a little [[Tomgirl|effeminate]]. Xbox controller? Of some sort? And action figures all over the place. ['''Opie:''' Yeah. Let's--] All over [[Chris's room|his room]] that his obviously in [[14 Branchland Court|his parents' house.]]

'''Jim:''' The man's [[Chris and his ego|a complete asshole.]]

'''Anthony:''' Yeah. Let's find out more.

:'''Chris:''' I'm not ashamed to admit it; as a lot of guys, I'm sure, have done the same thing in their time.

'''Anthony:''' No.

:'''Chris:''' Anyway, uh, basically I, yeah, into [[Fapcup|the cup]] and, yeah, I recycle it. So that that way I won't lose any, uh, unborn children. So then I can, then I can also still have a good number of... a good semen count.

'''Anthony:''' "A good semen count?"

:'''Chris:''' Keep it maintained uh, by recycling it.

'''Jim:''' Marble breath.

:'''Chris:''' And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners... of the, their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle. But if uh, you don—- if you don-- if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then uh, then you don't have to do it.

'''Opie:''' I, I, I, I, I literally, getting close, to, like--

''[commotion]''

'''Opie:''' --my whole mouth just started like, just getting all fucked up. But, this guy is putting his semen in, like, plastic cups, and then--

'''Anthony:''' And then he drinks it!

'''Opie:''' Good god.

'''Jim:''' Sometimes, though, cause the cum is so thick, sometimes what you gotta do is take a plastic spoon and scoop the cum down inside the cup so you get it all. ''[Anthony laughing]'' It's got a metallic taste.

'''Opie:''' Keep going, cause I think you'll get me to puke. I'm so-- I don't even know, I'm so close to puking!

'''Jim:''' He probably shoots-- He's a [[Slow-in-the-minds|dumb guy]], he probably shoots those loads that are like, almost like runny egg whites. You ever fuckin' see a runny egg white load you shoot? ['''Opie:''' Oh god.] And he probably fuckin' just, ['''Opie:''' Oh god.] tips the cup back, and takes a plastic spoon, and scoops the cum into his mouth, and then he has to rip the cup open and just lick the inside of it to get all of it. What's wrong with that? Nice thick load?

'''Anthony:''' [[Chris and reality|Oh, nothing!]] ''[laughing]''

'''Jim:''' When you're cumming and put your dick in a cup and shoot into it?

'''Anthony:''' I know, how much fun could that be?

'''Jim:''' And then drink it. It's still your body temperature.

'''Opie:''' Back to this, uh, nerdy dude. Nerdy dude? Nerdy guy, nerdy boy.

'''Jim:''' Looks familiar... ''[laughs]''

:'''Chris:''' Anyway, anyway, from after that the uh, second topic, the uh, one where I spanked myself. Yeah, I just uh, I was doing that for fun, cause you know, sometimes I do my random, silly, crazy things--

'''Anthony:''' Like drink your cum.

:'''Chris:''' --and uh... sometimes adults feel pleasure from pain, even when they uh, do it to themselves. But I mean, I'm, I mean, I mean, not to a point where they kill themselves, but I mean uh, just like, you know, spanking is a generally a pop- generally a popular type of thing amongst adults. But anyway, it's a, it's a fetish for some people, and I just randomly felt like doing that.

'''Opie:''' So he does uh, shots of his own sperm, and he likes spankings?

'''Anthony:''' He drinks his own jizz, and he spanks himself...

'''Opie:''' How old do you think this guy is? For real? Maybe 20? Maybe 20 years old?

'''Anthony:''' Yeah, yeah, he's in his early twenties. He's in his early twenties. He's obviously got a little trouble with [[Homos|his sexuality]]. Umm, from the looks of it, it does look like he lives at [[14 Branchland Court|home]], or in some, no, that's at, at home.

'''Opie:''' A toy store.

'''Anthony:''' This, this- ''[laughs]''. There's [[Barbara Chandler#Mental|too much shit in there]], from like--

'''Jim:''' Big Kev's house?

'''Anthony:''' Yeah! ''[laughs]''. There's just too much shit in that, in that room there. Uh, so yeah, he's probably a little confused about himself.

:'''Chris:''' And then the uh, third topic which was the uh, the uh, the photographs of, uh... me in [[Butt garments|adult diapers.]]

'''Anthony:''' All-righty. ''[everyone laughing]'' Okay, that's a whole other top--

'''Opie:''' Do you got the pictures of him in his adult diapers?

'''Anthony:''' I didn't see where that was coming. I didn't see that coming.

'''Opie:''' I don't know where the original pictures of that is. Apparently I think where this is coming from is like he's posting on [[YouTube|some message board]] going back and forth, and [[Trolls|these guys]] are giving him shit for [[Chris and...|whatever reason]], and like this was his big, like, response video.

'''Anthony:''' Ahhh. His mea culpa.

:'''Chris:''' Uhh yes, I did uh, get a free sampling of diapers from a troll, but regularly, regularly I uh, do not use them but I just felt like trying a pair on. And it was okay; not, not a big deal, it's just uh, but, y'know, I wouldn't, I would not wear them on a daily basis--

'''Anthony:''' Naww, that's crazy!

:'''Chris:''' --I wear briefs. I wear regular briefs. And sometimes I do uh, I get very stressed out from uh, people who yell at me or uh, misunderstand me, or talk bad about me. And, and between that and other real life [[Stress|stresses]] uh, it just, it just builds up and sometimes uh, it just, I just have to, it just comes out, and I sometimes accidentally, uh, [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|poo my pants.]] But I mean, who hasn't in their lifetime--

'''Anthony:''' What?

:'''Chris:''' I mean, pooed their childhood diapers ['''Anthony:''' Oh.] much less pooed their underwear at least once in their lifetime. I mean, we're only human; nothing to be ashamed of. And to those who find it amusing, uh, I respectfully disagree with their opinions. ['''Anthony:''' Respectfully.] And, uh, with that, I just want to continue to make it perfectly clear that I am a healthy, growing, sane, and sound minded, uh, adult individual.

'''Anthony:''' No, you're not!

:'''Chris:''' And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else. Private matters are private matters.

'''Anthony:''' [[Chris and the Internet|They're not private]], you idiot! [[Chris and...|You talk about everything!]]

'''Opie:''' This guy is INSANE.

'''Anthony:''' Yeah!

'''Jim:''' He has a good idea though!

'''Opie:''' What?

'''Jim:''' He, just recycling cum!

'''Anthony:''' Oh, the recycling cum part.

'''Opie:''' Let me, uh, I think we gotta find out more about this guy. Doug in Boston, hey Doug.

'''Jim:''' Smell that fuckin' bleach smell.

'''Doug:''' Hey guys, uh, if you go to Google and you Google "Chris-chan," um, yeah, his name's Chris-chan, he, he's fucked up.

'''Jim:''' Do you think that's his real name or is "Chris-chan" short for "Christian"?

'''Doug:''' No, his name's Christian.

'''Jim:''' Oh, it is, okay.

'''Doug:''' But, uh, he goes on websites and his name is "Chris-chan."

'''Anthony:''' Ahh, gotcha.

'''Opie:''' As in C-H-A-N, right?

'''Doug:''' Yeah.

'''Anthony:''' Okay, we got it.

'''Opie:''' So what, he's trying to be like an internet sensation with his, video blogging?

'''Doug:''' Uh, he has like [[Asperger's syndrome]], and he's really crazy.

'''Anthony:''' He's got ASS BURGERS?

'''Doug:''' Yeah.

'''Anthony:''' What is Asperger's?

'''Jim:''' They don't know how to interact with people.

'''Opie:''' Isn't that what Pee-Wee had, in that episode of 30 Rock?

'''(unknown source):''' Thank you, thank you oh dear friends. FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY!

'''Anthony:''' Greatest line ever delivered. Fucking brilliantly.

'''Opie:''' We got one more clip from like--

'''Anthony:''' Asperger's! What a dumb name for a disease!

'''Opie:''' It's bad enough you got a disease.

'''Anthony:''' Yeah, you don't want it to be called ''[together]'' Asperger's!

'''Opie:''' That sucks!

:'''Chris:''' But, uh, also, I, in reality I actually did those uh, videos and pictures as a favor to uh, an individ- as a favor to a, to an anon, to an [[Ivy|anonymous female individual]] who just wanted to get her kicks off of it. But you know, a lot of women, they uh, tend to get their kicks off of kinky things as such; an adult fetish, nothing to be ashamed of. I mean everybody's got at least one, I'm sure. I have some; I'm not exactly sure how exactly to describe them, but yes, I have some, and [[Honest Content|I'm not afraid to admit it]]. Thank you very much for your time and uh, have a pleasant day. Peace.

'''Anthony:''' There he goes. Mr. Internet Sensation.

'''Opie:''' I love that guy.

'''Anthony:''' There's um, there's some internet sensations out there, uh, some of them last, some of them don't-

''[video cuts out]''

Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009

2015-03-01T08:12:13Z

RagingRetard:

{{Honest}}

On 28 [[April 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] posted two [[YouTube]] videos titled "'''ECV 00095'''" and "'''ECV 00096'''". In the first video he addresses the [[April 16 Fetish Vids|16 April release of video and pictures]] showing him drinking his own [[semen]], wearing [[butt garments|adult diapers]], and spanking himself. In addition, he admits that he frequently [[dirty crapped briefs|shits his pants]].

Chris was apparently motivated to make "ECV 00095" when he was told that a little girl named [[Ching Chong]] saw the aforementioned sex acts on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

Within an hour of posting "ECV 00095", Chris followed up with "ECV 00096". Chris spends much of the second video defensively insisting that Ivy is a real person, that they are going to lose their virginity together, "and it's going to be awesome."

On 5 [[May 2009]], "ECV 00095" was linked on [http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161 Fark], [http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8icda/the_creepiest_person_on_the_internet_has_been/ Reddit] and other popular sites, dramatically increasing the number of people who have seen Chris on the [[Internet]]. The video was discussed on several radio shows, including the nationally syndicated Sirius XM Radio show [[Opie and Anthony]], as well as the [[The Kevin and Bean Show Segment|Kevin and Bean Show]].

==Video==

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{{quote|I just want to continue to make it perfectly clear that I am a healthy, growing, sane, and sound-minded, uh, adult individual. }}

=== Transcript ===

[''displays [[high school ring]] of truth'']

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate, uh [''shows ring again''], April 28th, 2009.

Uhh. It has come to my attention that, uh, [[April 16 Fetish Vids|certain videooos]] of the, uh, naughty nature have been disco—have been leaked to the trolls and they have been added to the ED page, and I want to talk a little bit about, uh, the subject matter of those three videos.

You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the ''[[semen|navy]]'' being drunk. Yeah. [[Speech Impediment|Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea.]] But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do [[mass debate|masturbate]]—I'm not ashamed to admit it—as a lot of guys, I'm sure, have done the same thing in their time. Anyway, uh, basically I—yeah, into [[fapcup|the cup]] and—yeah, I recycle it. So that that way I won't lose any, uh, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|unborn children]]. So then I can—then I can also still have a good number of...—a good semen count. Keep maintain that by recycling it. And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners... of the—their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle, but if, uh, you don—if you don—if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then, uh, then you don't have to do it.

Anyway, the—anyway, af—from after that the, uh, second topic, the, uh, one where I spanked myself. Yeah, I just, uh, I was doin' that for fun, because, you know, sometimes I do my [[random access humor|random, silly, crazy things]], and, uh... [''sighs''] ''sometimes'' adults feel pleasure from pain, even when they, uh, do it to themselves. But I mean, I'm n—I mean, n—I mean, not to a point where they kill themselves, but I mean, uh, just, like, you know, spanking is a generally a pop—generally a popular type, uh, thing amongst adults. Hm. But anyway, it's a—it's a fetish for some people, and I just randomly felt like doing that.

And then the, uh, third topic which was the—uh, the—uh, the photographs of, uh, me in [[butt garments|a... dult diapers]]. Uhhhh, yes, I did, uh, get a free sampling of diapers from a troll, but, regalry—legularly I, uh, do not use them, but I just felt like trying a pair on. And it was okay. Not—not a big deal; it's just, uh...—but, y'know, I wouldn't—I would not wear them on a daily basis I wear ''briefs''. I wear regular briefs. And sometimes I do, uh, I get very stressed out from, uh, people who yell at me or, uh, misunderstand me or talk bad about me. And, and, between that and other real-life stresses, uh, it just pen—it just builds up and sometimes, uh, it just—I just have to—it just comes out, and I sometimes accidentally, uh... [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|poo my pants]]. But I mean, who hasn't in their lifetime, I mean, pooed their childhood diapers, much less pooed their... underwear at least once in their lifetime. I mean, we're only human. Nothing to be ashamed of. And to those who find it amusing, uh, I respectfully disagree with their opinions.

And, uh, with that—

[''jump cut'']

[[Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg|thumb|right|'''GUESS CHRISTIAN'S FETISH NOW!''']]
I just want to continue to make it perfectly clear that I am a [[Chris and health|healthy]], [[I AM STRONG|growing]], [[Chris and psychology|sane]], and [[Chris and anger|sound-minded]], uh, [[List of toys|adult individual]].

[''jump cut'']

And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else. Private matters are private matters.

[''jump cut'']

But, uh, also, I—in reality I actually did those, uh, videos and pictures as a favor to, uh, an individ—as a favor to a... to an anon—to an [[Ivy|anomynous female individual]] (sic) who just wanted to get her kicks off of it. But you know, a lot of women, they, uh, tend to get their kicks off of kinky things as such. An adult fetish, nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, everybody's got at least one, I'm sure. I have some. I'm not exactly sure how exactly to describe them, but yes, I have some, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Thank you very much for your time and, uh, have a pleasant day. Peace.
 

==Additional material==

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=== Transcript ===

This is a video that goes in addition to the one I have recently posted.
[[Image:LoseOurVirginies.jpg|thumb|right|By "awesome" he means "a mentally scarring experience"]]
The anonymous person of mine was—uh... that I did the videos for originally... yeah, yeah. It was for Ivy. I was trying to respect her decision of, uh, not revealing her name, but, uh, it didn't work out so she agreed—so, she asked me to, uh, just go ahead and let y'all know about that.

But anyway, Ivy is not a troll. She is real. She is true. And she is my sweetheart. We are going to be together in the near future and we are going to have sex. We're going to lose our virginities to each other... and it's going to be awesome.

And, just so you know, the, uh, previous video was also dedicated to a little girl, who accidentally found the ED page. Her name was [[Ching Chong]].

That's it. That's it.

Ivy is real! ''We are going to be together!'' ''Foreverrr!'' {{clear}}

[[Image:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|center|I can feel the cosmos!]]

Peace.

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[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-04-28]]
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-28]]
[[Category:Ivy Saga videos| 2009-04-28]]

Opie and Anthony

2015-03-01T08:07:26Z

RagingRetard: /* Transcript */

'''''Opie and Anthony''''' was a radio talk show in the United States that ran from 1995 to 2014. Well known for airing a number of controversial topics and stunts that resulted in several station firings and FCC fines, they operated independently on SiriusXM from 2004 onward, which is receivable by approximately 20 million people.

Chris was featured by the show in [[May 2009]], where the hosts commentated on a [[Captain's Log]] where Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitted to drinking his own semen, among other things.]]

==Listen==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Opie & Anthony: Chris-Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|gyUvQNZCxuo}}
| stardate = 27 [[May 2009]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
}}
=== Transcript ===

'''Opie:'''

'''Anthony:'''

'''Jim:'''

:'''Chris:'''

'''Opie:''' Now, this. I'm just gonna keep saying "now, this" and, and just start, --

'''Anthony:''' ''[deep voice]'' And now this.

'''Opie:''' --start audio.

:'''Chris:''' [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate, uh, April 28th, 2009.]] Uh, it has come to my attention that, uh, [[April 16 Fetish Vids|certain videos]] of the, uh, "naughty nature" have been disco— have been leaked. Yeah, som— yeah. [[Speech impediment|''[unintelligible]'']] good idea someth— uh, if uh, it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but uh... I recycle my own semen... because, uh... you know, yes, I do [[Mass debating|masturbate]]--

'''Anthony:''' ... Wait a minute. H- He recycles it.

'''Jim:''' Yes!

'''Anthony:''' So, now, there, ''[sigh]''. There's only, umm... Does he eat it?

'''Opie:''' I'm gonna find out there, Anthony.

'''Anthony:''' Bet he recycles other peoples', too. Look at him!

'''Jim:''' There's [[List of toys|toys]] in his room!

'''Opie:''' He's a little nerdy kid, with a--

'''Anthony:''' Yeah.

'''Opie:''' --with a controller his hand.

'''Jim:''' He retarded?

'''Anthony:''' He's all nerdy. Nah, he's just a nerd. He's--

'''Jim:''' I'm not a nerrrd!

'''Anthony:''' He's definitely premature-ly [[Hair|balding]]. And he's got big glasses. ['''Jim:''' Mm-hmm.] And... he seems to be a little [[Tomgirl|effeminate]]. Xbox controller? Of some sort? And action figures all over the place. ['''Opie:''' Yeah. Let's--] All over [[Chris's room|his room]] that his obviously in [[14 Branchland Court|his parents' house.]]

'''Jim:''' The man's [[Chris and his ego|a complete asshole.]]

'''Anthony:''' Yeah. Let's find out more.

:'''Chris:''' I'm not ashamed to admit it; as a lot of guys, I'm sure, have done the same thing in their time.

'''Anthony:''' No.

:'''Chris:''' Anyway, uh, basically I, yeah, into [[Fapcup|the cup]] and, yeah, I recycle it. So that that way I won't lose any, uh, unborn children. So then I can, then I can also still have a good number of... a good semen count.

'''Anthony:''' "A good semen count?"

:'''Chris:''' Keep it maintained uh, by recycling it.

'''Jim:''' Marble breath.

:'''Chris:''' And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners... of the, their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle. But if uh, you don—- if you don-- if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then uh, then you don't have to do it.

'''Opie:''' I, I, I, I, I literally, getting close, to, like--

''[commotion]''

'''Opie:''' --my whole mouth just started like, just getting all fucked up. But, this guy is putting his semen in, like, plastic cups, and then--

'''Anthony:''' And then he drinks it!

'''Opie:''' Good god.

'''Jim:''' Sometimes, though, cause the cum is so thick, sometimes what you gotta do is take a plastic spoon and scoop the cum down inside the cup so you get it all. ''[Anthony laughing]'' It's got a metallic taste.

'''Opie:''' Keep going, cause I think you'll get me to puke. I'm so-- I don't even know, I'm so close to puking!

'''Jim:''' He probably shoots-- He's a [[Slow-in-the-minds|dumb guy]], he probably shoots those loads that are like, almost like runny egg whites. You ever fuckin' see a runny egg white load you shoot? ['''Opie:''' Oh god.] And he probably fuckin' just, ['''Opie:''' Oh god.] tips the cup back, and takes a plastic spoon, and scoops the cum into his mouth, and then he has to rip the cup open and just lick the inside of it to get all of it. What's wrong with that? Nice thick load?

'''Anthony:''' [[Chris and reality|Oh, nothing!]] ''[laughing]''

'''Jim:''' When you're cumming and put your dick in a cup and shoot into it?

'''Anthony:''' I know, how much fun could that be?

'''Jim:''' And then drink it. It's still your body temperature.

'''Opie:''' Back to this, uh, nerdy dude. Nerdy dude? Nerdy guy, nerdy boy.

'''Jim:''' Looks familiar... ''[laughs]''

:'''Chris:''' Anyway, anyway, from after that the uh, second topic, the uh, one where I spanked myself. Yeah, I just uh, I was doing that for fun, cause you know, sometimes I do my random, silly, crazy things--

'''Anthony:''' Like drink your cum.

:'''Chris:''' --and uh... sometimes adults feel pleasure from pain, even when they uh, do it to themselves. But I mean, I'm, I mean, I mean, not to a point where they kill themselves, but I mean uh, just like, you know, spanking is a generally a pop- generally a popular type of thing amongst adults. But anyway, it's a, it's a fetish for some people, and I just randomly felt like doing that.

'''Opie:''' So he does uh, shots of his own sperm, and he likes spankings?

'''Anthony:''' He drinks his own jizz, and he spanks himself...

'''Opie:''' How old do you think this guy is? For real? Maybe 20? Maybe 20 years old?

'''Anthony:''' Yeah, yeah, he's in his early twenties. He's in his early twenties. He's obviously got a little trouble with [[Homos|his sexuality]]. Umm, from the looks of it, it does look like he lives at [[14 Branchland Court|home]], or in some, no, that's at, at home.

'''Opie:''' A toy store.

'''Anthony:''' This, this- ''[laughs]''. There's [[Barbara Chandler#Mental|too much shit in there]], from like--

'''Jim:''' Big Kev's house?

'''Anthony:''' Yeah! ''[laughs]''. There's just too much shit in that, in that room there. Uh, so yeah, he's probably a little confused about himself.

:'''Chris:''' And then the uh, third topic which was the uh, the uh, the photographs of, uh... me in [[Butt garments|adult diapers.]]

'''Anthony:''' All-righty. ''[everyone laughing]'' Okay, that's a whole other top--

'''Opie:''' Do you got the pictures of him in his adult diapers?

'''Anthony:''' I didn't see where that was coming. I didn't see that coming.

'''Opie:''' I don't know where the original pictures of that is. Apparently I think where this is coming from is like he's posting on [[YouTube|some message board]] going back and forth, and [[Trolls|these guys]] are giving him shit for [[Chris and...|whatever reason]], and like this was his big, like, response video.

'''Anthony:''' Ahhh. His mea culpa.

:'''Chris:''' Uhh yes, I did uh, get a free sampling of diapers from a troll, but regularly, regularly I uh, do not use them but I just felt like trying a pair on. And it was okay; not, not a big deal, it's just uh, but, y'know, I wouldn't, I would not wear them on a daily basis--

'''Anthony:''' Naww, that's crazy!

:'''Chris:''' --I wear briefs. I wear regular briefs. And sometimes I do uh, I get very stressed out from uh, people who yell at me or uh, misunderstand me, or talk bad about me. And, and between that and other real life [[Stress|stresses]] uh, it just, it just builds up and sometimes uh, it just, I just have to, it just comes out, and I sometimes accidentally, uh, [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|poo my pants.]] But I mean, who hasn't in their lifetime--

'''Anthony:''' What?

:'''Chris:''' I mean, pooed their childhood diapers ['''Anthony:''' Oh.] much less pooed their underwear at least once in their lifetime. I mean, we're only human; nothing to be ashamed of. And to those who find it amusing, uh, I respectfully disagree with their opinions. ['''Anthony:''' Respectfully.] And, uh, with that, I just want to continue to make it perfectly clear that I am a healthy, growing, sane, and sound minded, uh, adult individual.

'''Anthony:''' No, you're not!

:'''Chris:''' And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else. Private matters are private matters.

'''Anthony:''' They're not private, you idiot! You talk about everything!

'''Opie:''' This guy is INSANE.

'''Anthony:''' Yeah!

'''Jim:''' He has a good idea though!

'''Opie:''' What?

'''Jim:''' He, just recycling cum!

'''Anthony:''' Oh, the recycling cum part.

'''Opie:''' Let me, uh, I think we gotta find out more about this guy. Doug in Boston, hey Doug.

'''Jim:''' Smell that fuckin' bleach smell.

'''Doug:''' Hey guys, uh, if you go to Google and you Google "Chris-chan," um, yeah, his name's Chris-chan, he, he's fucked up.

'''Jim:''' Do you think that's his real name or is "Chris-chan" short for "Christian"?

'''Doug:''' No, his name's Christian.

'''Jim:''' Oh, it is, okay.

'''Doug:''' But, uh, he goes on websites and his name is "Chris-chan."

'''Anthony:''' Ahh, gotcha.

'''Opie:''' As in C-H-A-N, right?

'''Doug:''' Yeah.

'''Anthony:''' Okay, we got it.

'''Opie:''' So what, he's trying to be like an internet sensation with his, video blogging?

'''Doug:''' Uh, he has like Asperger's syndrome, and he's really crazy.

'''Anthony:''' He's got ASS BURGERS?

'''Doug:''' Yeah.

'''Anthony:''' What is Asperger's?

'''Jim:''' They don't know how to interact with people.

'''Opie:''' Isn't that what Pee-Wee had, in that episode of 30 Rock?

'''(unknown source):''' Thank you, thank you oh dear friends. FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY!

'''Anthony:''' Greatest line ever delivered. Fucking brilliantly.

'''Opie:''' We got one more clip from like--

'''Anthony:''' Asperger's! What a dumb name for a disease!

'''Opie:''' It's bad enough you got a disease.

'''Anthony:''' Yeah, you don't want it to be called ''[together]'' Asperger's!

'''Opie:''' That sucks!

:'''Chris:''' But, uh, also, I, in reality I actually did those uh, videos and pictures as a favor to uh, an individ- as a favor to a, to an anon, to an anonymous female individual who just wanted to get her kicks off of it. But you know, a lot of women, they uh, tend to get their kicks off of kinky things as such; an adult fetish, nothing to be ashamed of. I mean everybody's got at least one, I'm sure. I have some; I'm not exactly sure how exactly to describe them, but yes, I have some, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Thank you very much for your time and uh, have a pleasant day. Peace.

'''Anthony:''' There he goes. Mr. Internet Sensation.

'''Opie:''' I love that guy.

'''Anthony:''' There's um, there's some internet sensations out there, uh, some of them last, some of them don't-

''[video cuts out]''

Chris in the media

2015-03-01T05:31:20Z

RagingRetard: /* The Opie & Anthony Show */

[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
[[Christian Weston Chandler]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]] - if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the [[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|''Richmond Times-Dispatch'']] newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===

{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===

{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was seventeen years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as eight]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===

{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===Shoujo Beat===

{{main|Shoujo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===Daily Progress===

[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], the Chandlers were mentioned in the ''Daily Progress'' section of their local newspaper.

=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===

{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

=== KROQ-FM ''The Kevin and Bean Show''===

{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

=== ''Web Soup'' ===

{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than thirty seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===

{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

=== ''Slylock Fox'' ===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]
On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was nine years old (rather than twenty-nine) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

=== ''The Opie & Anthony Show'' ===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], [[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|''The Opie & Anthony Show'']] on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcasted to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Christian's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the manchild has realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.

=== ''Houston Press'' ===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the [[Wikipedia:Houston Press|''Houston Press'']] published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for [[autism]]".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

=== ''Failosophy'' ===
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]
MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocks Internet idiots like Chris; unsurprisingly, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics showed up in the fourth episode on 7 [[March 2013]], viewed by almost a million people. (Skip to 0:26)

{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Hqy4scnj1EI}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action.

===Local TV Broadcast===

A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

==Major Internet media==

===Fark.com===
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

===Atop the Fourth Wall===
Comic reviewer Lewis Lovhaug (Linkara) goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever read Sonichu.}}

Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to bring any more attention to it, seemingly being aware that Chris takes pride in any attention being brought to himself and Sonichu, no matter how negative it is. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
{{Infobox/video
|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===Something Awful===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how [[Sonic]] cured his [[Autism]] in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

===Sega acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], [[Sega]] of America made a brief reference to Sonichu in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when talking about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away. While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[Sonichu]] [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F. <ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities," he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it| '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page--the only film appearance listed on the page is the aforementioned ''=3'' video.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/| IMDb page]</ref>

===''TrollsNews''===
{{Infobox/video
|name= TrollsNews 90 - JackDavisOfficial, Looking for a girlfriend, Chris-chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jHxiQVwMboI}}
}}
The ninetieth episode of ''TrollsNews'' had a document on [[This is how the Trial went|the trial]] in [[July 2012]]. Jump to 1:45 in the linked video.

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/cwc", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. Eventually, however, it was later set to private mode and cannot be viewed unless you are a moderator or approved submitter.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another Reddit subreddit entitled "r/rage".<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom : rage]</ref>

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December 2014 edition of his ''What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point Nash had shyed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link has apparently been [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===ReviewTechUSA===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}
On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

==Video Games==
===McPixel===

On 25 [[June 2012|June]] 2012, indie game McPixel was released, featuring an homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWHd_10zcaY</ref>

===Goat Simulator===

The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list. <ref>http://i.imgur.com/cIzfqkA.jpg</ref>

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life| ]]

Chris in the media

2015-03-01T05:30:40Z

RagingRetard: /* The Opie & Anthony Show */

[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
[[Christian Weston Chandler]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]] - if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the [[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|''Richmond Times-Dispatch'']] newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===

{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===

{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was seventeen years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as eight]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===

{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===Shoujo Beat===

{{main|Shoujo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===Daily Progress===

[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], the Chandlers were mentioned in the ''Daily Progress'' section of their local newspaper.

=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===

{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

=== KROQ-FM ''The Kevin and Bean Show''===

{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

=== ''Web Soup'' ===

{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than thirty seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===

{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

=== ''Slylock Fox'' ===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]
On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was nine years old (rather than twenty-nine) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

=== ''The Opie & Anthony Show'' ===
On 27 [[May 2009]], [[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|''The Opie & Anthony Show'']] on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcasted to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Christian's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the manchild has realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.

=== ''Houston Press'' ===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the [[Wikipedia:Houston Press|''Houston Press'']] published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for [[autism]]".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

=== ''Failosophy'' ===
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]
MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocks Internet idiots like Chris; unsurprisingly, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics showed up in the fourth episode on 7 [[March 2013]], viewed by almost a million people. (Skip to 0:26)

{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Hqy4scnj1EI}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action.

===Local TV Broadcast===

A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

==Major Internet media==

===Fark.com===
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

===Atop the Fourth Wall===
Comic reviewer Lewis Lovhaug (Linkara) goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever read Sonichu.}}

Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to bring any more attention to it, seemingly being aware that Chris takes pride in any attention being brought to himself and Sonichu, no matter how negative it is. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
{{Infobox/video
|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===Something Awful===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how [[Sonic]] cured his [[Autism]] in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

===Sega acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], [[Sega]] of America made a brief reference to Sonichu in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when talking about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away. While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[Sonichu]] [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F. <ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities," he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it| '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page--the only film appearance listed on the page is the aforementioned ''=3'' video.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/| IMDb page]</ref>

===''TrollsNews''===
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|name= TrollsNews 90 - JackDavisOfficial, Looking for a girlfriend, Chris-chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jHxiQVwMboI}}
}}
The ninetieth episode of ''TrollsNews'' had a document on [[This is how the Trial went|the trial]] in [[July 2012]]. Jump to 1:45 in the linked video.

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/cwc", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. Eventually, however, it was later set to private mode and cannot be viewed unless you are a moderator or approved submitter.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another Reddit subreddit entitled "r/rage".<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom : rage]</ref>

===Radio Dead Air===
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On the 29 December 2014 edition of his ''What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point Nash had shyed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link has apparently been [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===ReviewTechUSA===
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|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}
On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

==Video Games==
===McPixel===

On 25 [[June 2012|June]] 2012, indie game McPixel was released, featuring an homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWHd_10zcaY</ref>

===Goat Simulator===

The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list. <ref>http://i.imgur.com/cIzfqkA.jpg</ref>

==References==
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