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Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-01-17T21:40:06Z

Raikonos:

Fuck, Chris just made me lose the game. He hasn't done that since 2008. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 08:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Now he's really gone off to be a complete and utter narcissistic bastard. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I shall commence with the TRANSCRIBING of DIS BITCH! Upon reaching minute number five I will quit, because It's fucking late.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:28, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

*I'll take minute five to the end. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:33, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::Cool. First 5 are done. There was one point near the beginning I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying. Also the amount of lying Chris is doing in this video is just amazing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

::Got done with the rest...looks like we finished up at about the same time. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 09:22, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Jesus. ==

Does anyone else find "I hope the soul of my late dog eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep." Really, really disturbing? I mean, even for Chris standards. Jesus Christ.{{unsigned|Nafka}}
*Damn. I take a break from CWC for a single DAY and Chris find a way to dig himself deeper in his own hole... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== The homosexual references. ==

When Chris starts talking about the homosexual references in the date episode, at this point in the video transcription:

'''But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book of graphic nudity or sexual reference on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamned homosexual references as well!
[Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. None of them contain any homosexual references. He then returns to the page select.]'''

I think he's refering to the New Moon posters in the background that have shirtless and naked guys on them (you can't really see them in the poor camera quality, however). So Chris isn't completely wrong in this respect. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 20:36, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, he is wrong. They're male models or something, right? Does that mean they're gay? In Chris's view, a male model in a suggestive pose would constitute "homosexual reference," but he's an idiot. Considering that they're photoshopped into posters for Twilight: New Moon, they're meant for females to gawk at. Chris is, yet again displaying his overactive homophobia.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 20:42, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I transcribed that part, and yeah, I couldn't see any half-naked dudes with Chris's crappy video quality (that and the fact he's fucking filming his TV). My bad dudes. Still, to automatically assume as buff guy is a "homosexual reference" is a bit much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:46, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== CWCville is real ==

I think this video cements the theory that CWCville is a real place in Chris's mind. Notice how he is completely serious coming up with a possible explanation for how Sonichu is in the Asperchu comic, and then clarifies that there have been no law changes in CWCville. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 21:40, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L

2010-01-17T03:55:50Z

Raikonos: /* What the fuck */

What.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:45, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

What.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 00:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Tahw.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 00:59, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Que.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 02:38, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Ejsy.--[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 03:34, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

74H\/\/.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 05:36, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Since the title is pretty hard to search, and it's kind of a quick addendum to the [[15 January 2010]] video, should we merge this into that article, or possibly rename it to something like "Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu?" [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 01:16, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:* What if we just redirect it. Does the searchbox even display redirects?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:47, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

How high are the chances that he saw [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Kids_on_the_Blecch this episode] and thought that it really works?--[[User:Yawn|Yawn]] 2:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:* I'd bet you're right on the money with that guess. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:09, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

So. ... yeah. Too bad coordinating an entire "that new video gave me a stroke/made me loathe Sonichu for some reason/was transparently idiotic" mailbag would be counterintuitive and still reinforce his belief he has magic powers. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 03:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Oh come on, if we send in letters claiming that it made us love Asperchu and hate Sonichu he'd freak out when he realized that his magic powers backfired on him.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:24, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
I has a sinking feeling that he watched dora the explorer before filming this --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 7:30 PM, 1/12/09
:* Dora the Explorer? Part of me is dreading he's heard of [[Wikipedia:Zatanna|Zatanna]]--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:49, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
::* I doubt he's familiar enough, if at all, with that character to know about the backwards-spell thing. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:39, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Uh, did he yank this one? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 06:13, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

This is one of the more surreal things I've seen in quite a while. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:39, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L. U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L. U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L. U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L. U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L. --[[User:Ronichu]] 16:51, 16 January 2010 (Australian CST)

==Chris's Backwards "L337"==

Even if Chris weren't trying to pass his backwards "L337" off as Spanish, it would be hard to understand, since his L337 is almost entirely wrong. For simplicity's sake, let's pretend that Chris had at least written his two word-phrases forwards. Even in that case, he'd have written "HATEASPERCHU" as "8A73A2P34C8U" when it should read "H47345P3RCHU", and he'd have written "LOVESONICHU" as "L0V320N1C8U" when it should read "L0V350N1CHU". I mean, god-''damn''. Add L337 to the list of things Chris fails at! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:03, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

:[[Fail|Done and done.]]--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 05:48, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==We need a new name==

This name is just ridiculous.We need a new name for the article. Any ideas? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:51, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
* Spanglish Brainwash? -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 06:19, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
*"The DaCWCki Code"? Or how about "CWCthulhu ftaghn"? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 10:58, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
*The name is ridiculous because Chris chose it. I kinda like it that way.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 17:51, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
*The name is fine. Just make some redirects on "15 January 2010" and so on. [[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 18:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==I do wonder==
I do wonder how he would react if we sent mails to him en masse, pretending to have succumbed to his will. I wonder if it would result in him trying to brainwash people IRL, which (as we all know) would have hilarious end results. --[[User:Doctor_Nuriel|Doctor Nuriel]]
:It would give him too much confidence. We're trying to break him down now. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 14:09, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

:True, but on the other hand, if he tried it out on people IRL, only to see it doesn't work AND having him actually publically humiliated in that manner would break him more than simply getting owned on the internet if you ask me. [[User:Doctor Nuriel|Doctor Nuriel]]

:plus people might call the police on beng confrnted by this smelly insane man child confronted and he'll get sent to the police [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

:On a side note, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOR57Q2bljE I made this because I was bored. Enjoy. ]

Simple solution. Send letters into the mailbag that suggest that you suddenly hate Sonichu and must read Asperchu to be happy for life.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:30, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

== What the fuck ==

{{quote|I am reminded of an old Spanish expression|}}

How the fuck is "You need U8C43P2A37A8 (hate Asperchu) and U8C1N023V0L (love Sonichu) in order to be happy for life." an old spainish expression? --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:14, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

I think he's trying to be all sly and brainwash us without us noticing. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 03:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Dreams

2010-01-17T01:39:26Z

Raikonos:

Not even close to finished here, but I figured I'd toss up the starters here. One bit of info I'm still looking for on this one. Is there a source hereabouts for the old claim that he had the Crystal dream when he was 21? I can't find one, although I haven't looked that hard yet. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:28, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
*That'd be good if someone could find it, though you've managed to find a quote at least about it being mentioned in a dream. Anyways, fantastic job. You've managed to take my page suggestion and turn it into something better than I originally planned. Perhaps this is too speculative, but do you (or anyone else) think it would be too much of a stretch to suggest that the fact his "Sonic on Game Boy" dream came true, that has caused Chris to put creedence in his other dreams (i.e. Sonichu will be famous, he'll have a daughter named Crystal, etc.)? Anyways, good job thus far. My only comment for improvement is to cite your sources. WHICH IRC chat does he talk about the PandaHalo dream (I totally forgot about that one, so it'd be good if you could source it). Keep up the good work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
** Thanks. The Sonic thing is a good one, I'll look up the dates of when Sega started going cross-platform and see what I can put together. And yeah, there's definitely some stuff where I need to clean up and add some references. One more thing, by the way -- I've seen it claimed he had dreams analogous to the Blanca one about Ivy and Julie. Know where he mentioned those? (I'm guessing it might be somewhere in those reams of untranscribed Mumble chats and so forth.) [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 21:08, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
** I swear Chris mentioned the Sonic dream coming true at some point. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 01:39, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:12 January 2010

2010-01-13T01:38:37Z

Raikonos:

It's worth noting that [[wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D. Vision]] is a defunct [[anime]] company; they're the ones who released [[Excel Saga]] in the U.S.

Also, it's good to see that Chris is wearing the classic [[Advice Chris]] shirt again. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 01:25, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

This might finally be the end of Chris's camera. Also I guess Ginger is his new sweetheart. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:28, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Holy shit, major rage at the end right there! And it looks like we may have a Ginger saga on our hands...[[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 01:37, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Is that Marge Simpson in a towel on the wall back there? --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 01:38, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Down with Asperchu

2010-01-10T06:29:20Z

Raikonos:

This video: You rage you ruse -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 7:30 PM, January 9th 2010

I was seriously about to start transcripting it when somebody else began doing it.

<s>Doin a rough transcribing, feel free to tweak it up when I finish.</s> Done with a rough transcript, feel free to tweak it up with format, links, w/e. And yes, I put in the "fat fiction" part on purpose because it seriously sounds like he's saying that. [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 03:39, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Clyde saga==
lolwut? Really, this isn't part of any particular saga though an Asperchu saga may arise...--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
*Agreed, but do you think we should make like a CWCipedia or Jack saga, too? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:02, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Proposed new page==
Now that he's been mentioned in a video (and likely will be in future videos), as well as having created something notable (Asperchu), should Alec Benson Leary get his own page? --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 06:29, 10 January 2010 (UTC)