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<p>Ray The Soda Guy: </p> <hr /> <div>{{#switch: {{{1|{{#expr:{{#time:s}} mod 19}}}}}&lt;!-- Total number of blocks (including block 0) --&gt;<br /> |0=<br /> *... that [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008|Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for]] [[PandaHalo]]?<br /> *... that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]?<br /> *... that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|five]] [[Mewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]] [[Helena Fiorenza#Pickchu|and an enabler-made OC]]?<br /> *... that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?<br /> *... that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br /> *... that [[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails|Uri Geller]], a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?<br /> *... that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?<br /> *... that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?<br /> *... that [[Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?<br /> **... and that Chris was working on it!?<br /> *... that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?<br /> |1=<br /> *... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?<br /> *... that [[BlueSpike]] was the [[ween]] in the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mkAw9Be-k JULAAAAAAAY call]?<br /> *... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?<br /> *... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]?<br /> *... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?<br /> *... that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?<br /> *... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?<br /> *... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?<br /> *... that &lt;s&gt;[[Chris]]&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;[[BILLY MAYS]]&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;[[Allison Amber]]&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;[[Brendan Fraser]]&lt;/s&gt; [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br /> *... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?<br /> *... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]<br /> |2=<br /> *... that Chris was accused by [[trolls]] of killing [[BILLY MAYS]] because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?<br /> *... that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters and [[imaginary friends]] into reality?<br /> **... and that the new [[dimension]] will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?<br /> *... that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]?<br /> **... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?<br /> **... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?<br /> *... that the [[trolls]] may have [[2012 Poster campaign|hired a skywriter]]?<br /> *... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real?<br /> *... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys &quot;[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?&quot;<br /> *... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon_2018#Nowacking_rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]?<br /> |3=<br /> *... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?<br /> *... that Chris believes that ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|an accurate depiction]] of [[Chris and reality|reality]]?<br /> **... and that in the days before [[Meditation#Astral projection|Astral projection]], a dance mat in his room was [[CWCville#Geography and location|one way]] to reach CWCville?<br /> *... that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?<br /> *... that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week?<br /> *... that ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?<br /> *... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?<br /> *... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?<br /> **... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]?<br /> *... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?<br /> |4=<br /> *... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]?<br /> *... that YouTuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ GenoSamuel2.1] has a documentary series on Chris that is 81 episodes long, and still going?<br /> **... and that Chris [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Geno_Samuel_DMs has DMed him] after seeing the series?<br /> *... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?<br /> *... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?<br /> *... that Chris recycled his own [[semen]] by drinking it?<br /> **... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?<br /> **... and that Chris [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor|mixed semen with Fanta]]?<br /> *... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?<br /> *... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats?<br /> *... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?<br /> **... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?<br /> * ... That Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer?<br /> |5=<br /> *... that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|stuck anal beads up his asshole]] but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit?<br /> *... that you should [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|believe in the OCs]]?<br /> *... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Bundychu]]?<br /> **... and that [[Bundychu]] is friends with [[Bob Chandler]]?<br /> *... that despite being the [[Chris and his ego|so-called]] [[CPU]] of the Commodore systems, Chris [[naive|doesn't know]] how to turn a [[Commodore 64]] on?<br /> *... that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|snow]]?<br /> *... that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]?<br /> *... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?<br /> *... that Chris drove [[Clyde Cash#Ryan|Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''?<br /> |6=<br /> *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]?<br /> *... that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?<br /> *... that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0?<br /> **... and that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?<br /> *... that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions?<br /> *... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing?<br /> *... that [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|MLPG5 is cancelled]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons?<br /> *... that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?<br /> *... that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?<br /> *... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?<br /> *... that [[Liquid Chris]] [[Kacey Call 11|has a nine inch]] [[Pickle|penis]]?<br /> |7=<br /> *... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?<br /> *... that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion people]] in his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]?<br /> *... that Chris wanted &quot;Don't Ask, Don't Tell&quot; to be repealed so that [[homos]] &quot;[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?<br /> *... that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?<br /> *... that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in lulz?<br /> *... that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?<br /> *... that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?<br /> *... that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?<br /> *... that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]?<br /> |8=<br /> *... that Chris considers the &quot;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]&quot; in his comics as his best art?<br /> *... that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|&quot;a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!&quot;]]?<br /> *... that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 1.3% [[Super Mario Bros.|Italian]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[Power|once knew a man from Nantucket]]?<br /> *... that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with &quot;More to Love&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]?<br /> *... that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br /> *... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?<br /> **... and that Chris [[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind|believed it too]]?<br /> |9=<br /> *... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&amp;A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]?<br /> *... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?<br /> *... that Chris thinks you're &quot;[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weening|ween]] mere hours later?<br /> *... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?<br /> **... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]?<br /> *... that Chris thinks that those with [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true [[Autism|autistic]] people?<br /> *... that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?<br /> *... that Chris [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|once said that ''Pain'' is a fun game]], despite having no trophies for it on PSN?<br /> *... that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?<br /> *... that [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call#Transcript|Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy?]]<br /> |10=<br /> *... that Chris hates the word &quot;[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]&quot; almost as much as the word &quot;[[Naïve]]&quot;?<br /> **... and that Chris has no idea what [[Naïve]] actually means?<br /> *... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?<br /> *... that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?<br /> *... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while his [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?<br /> *... that Chris's name used to be &quot;Christopher&quot;, [[Christopher's name change|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him &quot;Christian&quot;]]?<br /> **... and that his [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?<br /> **... and that his legal name is now [[Transgender|Christine]]?<br /> *... that the [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[Krapple|/cow/]]?<br /> *... that [[Ivy]] was real?<br /> |11=<br /> *... that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?<br /> **... and that his favorite song from &quot;[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]&quot; is &quot;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]&quot;?<br /> *... that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched?<br /> *... that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]?<br /> **... and that Solid Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]?<br /> *... that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security &quot;in colors other than blue and black&quot;?<br /> *... that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]?<br /> *... that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?<br /> *... that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?<br /> *... that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?<br /> |12=<br /> *... that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?<br /> *... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?<br /> *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu the Animated Series|animated series]]?<br /> *... that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?<br /> *... that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?<br /> *... that Chris originally was a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#College Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at random) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?<br /> **... and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?<br /> *... that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?<br /> *... that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu?<br /> *... that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?<br /> |13=<br /> *... that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?<br /> **... and that [[Weed|weed]] is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison?<br /> *... that Chris [[Imaginary friends|had a conversation with]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while in a meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]?<br /> **... and that Chris fired a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at Walsh [[Jackie Chat 5|in the same meeting]]?<br /> **... and that this incident is what got him suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]?<br /> *... that Chris insulted a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|mentally disabled]] fan?<br /> *... that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?<br /> **... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?<br /> *... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral the same day?<br /> *... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br /> **... that Chris also believes [[Daniel Weston|one of his ancestors]] sailed aboard the ''Mayflower''?<br /> |14=<br /> *... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet?<br /> *... that Chris believes that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC (27 December 2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?<br /> *... that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008|real]]?<br /> *... that Chris attempted to [[dox]] multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?<br /> *... that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?<br /> *... that Chris has dreamed about [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|having sex with his mom]]?<br /> **... and that Chris [[Affair with Mother|has been charged with having sex with his mom]]?<br /> **... that Chris has not been charged with rape?<br /> *... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]?<br /> *... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?<br /> |15=<br /> *... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity|fat]]?<br /> *... that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?<br /> *... that Chris loves to give [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|a real date]] as a teenager or an adult?<br /> *... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?<br /> **... and that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[Chris lost Crystal|recorded himself screaming at a toilet]]?<br /> *... that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam &amp; Eve purchases|Yumi]]?<br /> *... that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?<br /> *... that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Sonic's]] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|arms back]]?<br /> *... that Chris rates jail [[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)| a 2/5]]?<br /> |16=<br /> *... that [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?<br /> **... and that [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] serves as the spiritual successor to that band?<br /> **... and that [[July 2021 social media posts#Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert|Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps]] is another spiritual successor to that band?<br /> *... that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?<br /> **... and that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?<br /> *... that Chris is a fan of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO1ITICo8MLHGAXR1uzFwjA OneyPlays], and [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|was amused by their impersonation of him]]?<br /> *... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life [[Spirit possession|pretending to be possessed]] by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]?<br /> *... that [[Ivy]] got Chris to watch ''[[Anime#The End of Evangelion|The End of Evangelion]]''?<br /> *... that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?<br /> *... that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], &quot;[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]&quot;?<br /> |17=<br /> *... that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}?<br /> *... that ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' rocks?<br /> *... that Chris was featured on {{w|Fox News}}?<br /> *... that Chris completed a commission tied to the [[:File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|Sneed's Feed and Seed]] joke from [[The Simpsons]]?<br /> *... that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as &quot;quick-ville&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew Blaze]]/[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Randy Stair]] was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]?<br /> *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] makes a cameo in a {{w|Dodie (singer)|dodie}} music video?<br /> *... that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?<br /> *... that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video?<br /> *... that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]?<br /> |18=<br /> *... that the [[trolls]] behind the [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]] personas actually got married in real life?<br /> *... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'' is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?<br /> *... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]?<br /> *... that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is?<br /> *... that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]?<br /> *... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a [[Sonichu 11|Hybrid]]?<br /> *... that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?<br /> *... that Chris used a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] for the first time in nearly a decade [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|after breaking up with]] [[Jessica Quinn]]?<br /> *... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|&quot;JULAAAY!&quot;]] video [[Jail Saga|while he's in jail]]?<br /> *... that infamous lolcow [[Ethan Ralph]] [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]?<br /> *... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in [[Chris in the media#Smiling_Friends|Smiling Friends]]?<br /> |19=<br /> *... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]?<br /> *... that Chris sends [[Holy Labels]] to people who send him letters to help them purify their drinks?<br /> *... that Chris had an actual [[The Suitress|True and Honest Sweetheart]] that got him arrested?<br /> *... that Chris believes himself to be an incarnation of [[Chris and religion|Jesus of Nazareth]]?<br /> *... that a group of trolls tried to [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|convert Chris to Islam]] in jail?<br /> *... that Chris continues [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|his begging]] for hand-outs to [[debt|sustain the financial situation of 14BC]] even from behind bars? <br /> **... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021| a cent]]?<br /> *... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|Bible is ''The Simpsons'' and the Qur'an is ''Family Guy'']]?<br /> *... that [[Son-chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way?<br /> *... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? <br /> *... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November_2021|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]?<br /> |20=<br /> *... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, &quot;I am not a Lolcow&quot;|denies being a lolcow]]?<br /> *... that [[Barbara]] [[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022|is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician]]?<br /> *... that Chris can [[Masturbation discussions|feel how sad and horny he is]] in his heart and solar plexus chakra?<br /> *... that Chris [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat|admits]] [[Women's Rights]] didn't exist in [[CWCville]] until [[2017]]?<br /> **... and that he blames it on the past Chris?<br /> *... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on [[toys]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], which [[Chris and Money|could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for]]? <br /> *... that Chris's full name and description is [[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022|&quot;Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu &amp; Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all&quot;]]?<br /> *... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]?<br /> *... that [[Count Graduon]] is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation?<br /> }}&lt;noinclude&gt;{{Usage|1=This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. 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<p>Ray The Soda Guy: bigger number.</p> <hr /> <div>{{#switch: {{{1|{{#expr:{{#time:s}} mod 19}}}}}&lt;!-- Total number of blocks (including block 0) --&gt;<br /> |0=<br /> *... that [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008|Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for]] [[PandaHalo]]?<br /> *... that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]?<br /> *... that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|four]] [[Mewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]]?<br /> *... that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?<br /> *... that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br /> *... that [[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails|Uri Geller]], a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?<br /> *... that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?<br /> *... that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?<br /> *... that [[Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?<br /> **... and that Chris was working on it!?<br /> *... that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?<br /> |1=<br /> *... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?<br /> *... that [[BlueSpike]] was the [[ween]] in the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mkAw9Be-k JULAAAAAAAY call]?<br /> *... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?<br /> *... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]?<br /> *... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?<br /> *... that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?<br /> *... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?<br /> *... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?<br /> *... that &lt;s&gt;[[Chris]]&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;[[BILLY MAYS]]&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;[[Allison Amber]]&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;[[Brendan Fraser]]&lt;/s&gt; [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br /> *... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?<br /> *... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]<br /> |2=<br /> *... that Chris was accused by [[trolls]] of killing [[BILLY MAYS]] because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?<br /> *... that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters and [[imaginary friends]] into reality?<br /> **... and that the new [[dimension]] will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?<br /> *... that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]?<br /> **... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?<br /> **... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?<br /> *... that the [[trolls]] may have [[2012 Poster campaign|hired a skywriter]]?<br /> *... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real?<br /> *... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys &quot;[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?&quot;<br /> *... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon_2018#Nowacking_rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]?<br /> |3=<br /> *... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?<br /> *... that Chris believes that ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|an accurate depiction]] of [[Chris and reality|reality]]?<br /> **... and that in the days before [[Meditation#Astral projection|Astral projection]], a dance mat in his room was [[CWCville#Geography and location|one way]] to reach CWCville?<br /> *... that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?<br /> *... that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week?<br /> *... that ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?<br /> *... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?<br /> *... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?<br /> **... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]?<br /> *... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?<br /> |4=<br /> *... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]?<br /> *... that YouTuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ GenoSamuel2.1] has a documentary series on Chris that is 81 episodes long, and still going?<br /> **... and that Chris [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Geno_Samuel_DMs has DMed him] after seeing the series?<br /> *... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?<br /> *... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?<br /> *... that Chris recycled his own [[semen]] by drinking it?<br /> **... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?<br /> **... and that Chris [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor|mixed semen with Fanta]]?<br /> *... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?<br /> *... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats?<br /> *... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?<br /> **... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?<br /> * ... That Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer?<br /> |5=<br /> *... that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|stuck anal beads up his asshole]] but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit?<br /> *... that you should [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|believe in the OCs]]?<br /> *... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Bundychu]]?<br /> **... and that [[Bundychu]] is friends with [[Bob Chandler]]?<br /> *... that despite being the [[Chris and his ego|so-called]] [[CPU]] of the Commodore systems, Chris [[naive|doesn't know]] how to turn a [[Commodore 64]] on?<br /> *... that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|snow]]?<br /> *... that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]?<br /> *... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?<br /> *... that Chris drove [[Clyde Cash#Ryan|Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''?<br /> |6=<br /> *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]?<br /> *... that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?<br /> *... that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0?<br /> **... and that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?<br /> *... that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions?<br /> *... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing?<br /> *... that [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|MLPG5 is cancelled]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons?<br /> *... that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?<br /> *... that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?<br /> *... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?<br /> *... that [[Liquid Chris]] [[Kacey Call 11|has a nine inch]] [[Pickle|penis]]?<br /> |7=<br /> *... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?<br /> *... that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion people]] in his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]?<br /> *... that Chris wanted &quot;Don't Ask, Don't Tell&quot; to be repealed so that [[homos]] &quot;[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?<br /> *... that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?<br /> *... that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in lulz?<br /> *... that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?<br /> *... that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?<br /> *... that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?<br /> *... that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]?<br /> |8=<br /> *... that Chris considers the &quot;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]&quot; in his comics as his best art?<br /> *... that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|&quot;a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!&quot;]]?<br /> *... that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 1.3% [[Super Mario Bros.|Italian]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[Power|once knew a man from Nantucket]]?<br /> *... that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with &quot;More to Love&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]?<br /> *... that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br /> *... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?<br /> **... and that Chris [[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind|believed it too]]?<br /> |9=<br /> *... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&amp;A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]?<br /> *... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?<br /> *... that Chris thinks you're &quot;[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weening|ween]] mere hours later?<br /> *... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?<br /> **... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]?<br /> *... that Chris thinks that those with [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true [[Autism|autistic]] people?<br /> *... that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?<br /> *... that Chris [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|once said that ''Pain'' is a fun game]], despite having no trophies for it on PSN?<br /> *... that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?<br /> *... that [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call#Transcript|Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy?]]<br /> |10=<br /> *... that Chris hates the word &quot;[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]&quot; almost as much as the word &quot;[[Naïve]]&quot;?<br /> **... and that Chris has no idea what [[Naïve]] actually means?<br /> *... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?<br /> *... that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?<br /> *... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while his [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?<br /> *... that Chris's name used to be &quot;Christopher&quot;, [[Christopher's name change|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him &quot;Christian&quot;]]?<br /> **... and that his [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?<br /> **... and that his legal name is now [[Transgender|Christine]]?<br /> *... that the [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[Krapple|/cow/]]?<br /> *... that [[Ivy]] was real?<br /> |11=<br /> *... that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?<br /> **... and that his favorite song from &quot;[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]&quot; is &quot;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]&quot;?<br /> *... that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched?<br /> *... that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]?<br /> **... and that Solid Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]?<br /> *... that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security &quot;in colors other than blue and black&quot;?<br /> *... that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]?<br /> *... that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?<br /> *... that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?<br /> *... that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?<br /> |12=<br /> *... that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?<br /> *... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?<br /> *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu the Animated Series|animated series]]?<br /> *... that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?<br /> *... that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?<br /> *... that Chris originally was a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#College Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at random) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?<br /> **... and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?<br /> *... that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?<br /> *... that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu?<br /> *... that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?<br /> |13=<br /> *... that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?<br /> **... and that [[Weed|weed]] is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison?<br /> *... that Chris [[Imaginary friends|had a conversation with]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while in a meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]?<br /> **... and that Chris fired a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at Walsh [[Jackie Chat 5|in the same meeting]]?<br /> **... and that this incident is what got him suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]?<br /> *... that Chris insulted a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|mentally disabled]] fan?<br /> *... that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?<br /> **... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?<br /> *... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral the same day?<br /> *... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br /> **... that Chris also believes [[Daniel Weston|one of his ancestors]] sailed aboard the ''Mayflower''?<br /> |14=<br /> *... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet?<br /> *... that Chris believes that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC (27 December 2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?<br /> *... that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008|real]]?<br /> *... that Chris attempted to [[dox]] multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?<br /> *... that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?<br /> *... that Chris has dreamed about [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|having sex with his mom]]?<br /> **... and that Chris [[Affair with Mother|has been charged with having sex with his mom]]?<br /> **... that Chris has not been charged with rape?<br /> *... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]?<br /> *... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?<br /> |15=<br /> *... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity|fat]]?<br /> *... that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?<br /> *... that Chris loves to give [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|a real date]] as a teenager or an adult?<br /> *... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?<br /> **... and that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[Chris lost Crystal|recorded himself screaming at a toilet]]?<br /> *... that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam &amp; Eve purchases|Yumi]]?<br /> *... that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?<br /> *... that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Sonic's]] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|arms back]]?<br /> *... that Chris rates jail [[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)| a 2/5]]?<br /> |16=<br /> *... that [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?<br /> **... and that [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] serves as the spiritual successor to that band?<br /> **... and that [[July 2021 social media posts#Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert|Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps]] is another spiritual successor to that band?<br /> *... that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?<br /> **... and that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?<br /> *... that Chris is a fan of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO1ITICo8MLHGAXR1uzFwjA OneyPlays], and [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|was amused by their impersonation of him]]?<br /> *... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life [[Spirit possession|pretending to be possessed]] by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]?<br /> *... that [[Ivy]] got Chris to watch ''[[Anime#The End of Evangelion|The End of Evangelion]]''?<br /> *... that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?<br /> *... that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], &quot;[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]&quot;?<br /> |17=<br /> *... that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}?<br /> *... that ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' rocks?<br /> *... that Chris was featured on {{w|Fox News}}?<br /> *... that Chris completed a commission tied to the [[:File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|Sneed's Feed and Seed]] joke from [[The Simpsons]]?<br /> *... that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as &quot;quick-ville&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew Blaze]]/[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Randy Stair]] was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]?<br /> *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] makes a cameo in a {{w|Dodie (singer)|dodie}} music video?<br /> *... that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?<br /> *... that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video?<br /> *... that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]?<br /> |18=<br /> *... that the [[trolls]] behind the [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]] personas actually got married in real life?<br /> *... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'' is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?<br /> *... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]?<br /> *... that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is?<br /> *... that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]?<br /> *... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a [[Sonichu 11|Hybrid]]?<br /> *... that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?<br /> *... that Chris used a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] for the first time in nearly a decade [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|after breaking up with]] [[Jessica Quinn]]?<br /> *... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|&quot;JULAAAY!&quot;]] video [[Jail Saga|while he's in jail]]?<br /> *... that infamous lolcow [[Ethan Ralph]] [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]?<br /> *... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in [[Chris in the media#Smiling_Friends|Smiling Friends]]?<br /> |19=<br /> *... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]?<br /> *... that Chris sends [[Holy Labels]] to people who send him letters to help them purify their drinks?<br /> *... that Chris had an actual [[The Suitress|True and Honest Sweetheart]] that got him arrested?<br /> *... that Chris believes himself to be an incarnation of [[Chris and religion|Jesus of Nazareth]]?<br /> *... that a group of trolls tried to [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|convert Chris to Islam]] in jail?<br /> *... that Chris continues [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|his begging]] for hand-outs to [[debt|sustain the financial situation of 14BC]] even from behind bars? <br /> **... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021| a cent]]?<br /> *... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|Bible is ''The Simpsons'' and the Qur'an is ''Family Guy'']]?<br /> *... that [[Son-chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way?<br /> *... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? <br /> *... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November_2021|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]?<br /> |20=<br /> 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Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Gossip&diff=314747 2023-10-22T04:15:38Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: Minor spelling corrections.</p> <hr /> <div>This article will act as a namespace for the misinformation variant of the [[Template:Unreliable|&quot;Unreliable&quot;]] template and the [[Template:Misinfo|&quot;Misinfo&quot;]] template, explaining what kind of misinformation, misconceptions, or unproven claims are commonly believed about the article's subject.<br /> <br /> ==[[Affair with Mother]]==<br /> *Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestuous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with &quot;INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD&quot;&lt;ref group = note&gt;This charge appears to be used for all instances of parent-child and grandparent-grandchild incest at the jail Chris was sent to, probably due to character limits in the charge descriptions.&lt;/ref&gt; after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault. Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.<br /> <br /> ==[[Barbara Chandler]]==<br /> *It is often speculated by Christorians and observers that Barbara may have some degenerative brain disease, most often dementia. However, any official diagnosis of Barb's mental state is yet to be seen. It's worth noting that [[Guard Dogs|trusted sources]] have claimed to have talked to Barb, and have stated that she's pretending to be senile in order to get money&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)]]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> ==[[Christian Weston Chandler]]==<br /> *It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having &quot;more than just autism&quot;, speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.<br /> *It is often stated that Chris admitted to adopting a [[transgender]] identity solely so that he could hook up with lesbians. While this claim is not outside the realm of possibility, no direct confession from Chris has ever been shared or leaked.<br /> <br /> ==[[Clyde Cash]]==<br /> <br /> *It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name &quot;Clyde Cash&quot;, mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].<br /> <br /> ==[[GiBi]]==<br /> [[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi did not redact a phone number when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to the Suitress. This was the basis for much speculation.]]<br /> <br /> GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber would attempt to make a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He would consult several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella, who was already framing [[the Suitress]] as being the voice in the [[incest call]]. Bella would try to convince him that she wasn't &quot;Kelly Osborn&quot;, which GiBi kept arguing for, while also leaking the Suitress's phone number in a video. While talking to Bella, he would also attempt to make several comments regarding his findings and get more information on the matter in a megathread about Bella on the Kiwi Farms, reacting to many opposing comments on his findings rather unprofessionally. This predictably would get him under scrutiny by the Farms.<br /> <br /> *Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks the Suitress's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a &quot;friend&quot; of his, alongside Bella. The &quot;friend&quot; that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username &quot;LavenderBonez&quot; on that server, who seemed to be supportive of the Suitress leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a &quot;hero&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *The [[GiBi]] section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page initially characterized his leaking of the Suitress's number as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of the Suitress, he then leaked the Suitress's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and the Suitress in which a phone number was not redacted.<br /> <br /> ==[[Incest Call]]==<br /> A key aspect regarding the drama that followed from Chris's affair had primarily come from how clips of this call had been leaked. So far, only four clips of varying lengths of this call had ever been leaked, all with various amounts of context. Because of this, many unproven claims regarding the people involved in the [[Incest]] and [[Watchmen]] sagas have been heavily propagated.<br /> <br /> *The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]<br /> <br /> ==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==<br /> Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]] being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.<br /> &lt;!--*ranging from to outright getting Chris to kill himself.--&gt;<br /> *It is often stated that Bella had convinced Chris to commit incest on his mother. In actuality, Bella was in a call with him, where Chris had discussed the matter openly with her. Chris had told her multiple times of instances of having an affair with a &quot;sweetheart over 50&quot;, and had even admitted to having a wet dream of his mother in one other instance.<br /> *It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states &quot;That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded&quot;, were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/&lt;/ref&gt; In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the time frame of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See &quot;Chess club - chess&quot; at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp&lt;/ref&gt; However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]&lt;/ref&gt; and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.&lt;ref name=animation&gt;{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with the Suitress. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.<br /> *It was initially written that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with an autistic woman for blackmail purposes. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]], the first in which Bella discusses her friend [[the Suitress]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her; and the second in which Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and the Suitress during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already seemed to discuss with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with the Suitress before she made the call. <br /> *It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.&lt;ref&gt;[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be written a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has &quot;Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches.&quot; as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.<br /> *It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possibility that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.<br /> <br /> &lt;!--==[[Jail Saga]]==--&gt;<br /> &lt;!--==[[Joseph Draft]]==--&gt;<br /> &lt;!--==[[Lainchu]]==--&gt;<br /> <br /> ==[[Liquid Chris]]==<br /> <br /> *It is often stated that Liquid Chris was a single person. In actuality, Liquid was played by a set of twins, Christopher and Jon Duckworth. While Christopher played as Chris in Youtube videos and PVCC chats, Jon played Liquid during the Sing-Star Challenge.<br /> *Liquid Chris started trolling Chris a month before the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, and was barely influenced by this video.<br /> &lt;!--==[[Megan Schroeder]]==--&gt;<br /> <br /> ==[[Praetor]]==<br /> *It is believed by some that Praetor was solely a group of trolls that wanted to get Chris to tase himself. In actuality, Chris had discussed plans with Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[Kyle]] about plans to shock his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals in order to open up a portal to another dimension, citing a Gaia article about ancient civilizations using piezoelectricity to open up portals. Chris wanted to borrow a taser from Praetor to tase the crystals. Praetor was initially willing to allow him to use it under their supervision. The rumor that they wanted to get him to tase himself was first started by the Watchmen leader [[Naught]], who had posted out-of-context clips of Watchmen members talking to the founder and leader of Praetor, [[Caden Peck]], and alleging that &quot;Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed&quot;. Naught had also left out a clip where the Watchman Val Valentino brought up the subject, and is asking if Chris would tase himself, and Caden Peck discussing how he felt it would be a bad idea. Interestingly, [[Isabella Janke]], a minor member of Praetor, had also spread a rumor that she had tried convincing Praetor members to get Chris to harm himself by getting him to cut his penis off, while claiming she was only &quot;recruited&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==[[Fiona]]==<br /> <br /> To many, Fiona, aka the Suitress, is a much more sympathetic Christorical figure than most, especially [[Jessica Quinn|when]] [[Idea Guys|compared]] [[Larry Vaughn|to]] [[Teen Troon Squad|others]] [[Jacob Sockness|in]] [[Ben Saint|more]] [[Watchmen|recent]] [[Bella|years]]. This is in part due to Bella's attempt to frame her as being responsible for Chris's affair, The WCT having partially revealed her identity, the Christuber [[GiBi]] accidentally revealing her phone number during these accusations, as well as being the first to reveal that Chris was having such an affair in the first place. As a result of this, as well as her previously being a well-known Chris fan, great pains were made in the CWCSphere to conceal her identity, including on this website. Ironically, these attempts to conceal her identity, as well as the general need in the community to protect her had led to the unintended result of having her true involvement with Chris very hazy, which led to her motives becoming very difficult to make out.<br /> <br /> *It was a commonly held belief that the Suitress wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, the Suitress had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was &quot;fine with the friends with benefits thing&quot; and that Chris considers her his &quot;first real sweetheart&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> *Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with the Suitress, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest to not be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he &quot;loved&quot; her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her &quot;emotional and mental development&quot;. The Suitress would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was &quot;embarressed and nervous&quot; at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Chris would also refer to the Suitress by a pet name that he had given to her in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|jail letter]]. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met the Suitress.<br /> <br /> *It was initially written that the Suitress had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. She had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled &quot;Chess Club&quot; and &quot;Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC&quot;, however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs. <br /> <br /> *Claims have been made that the Suitress was &quot;institutionalized&quot; or brought to a &quot;mental hospital&quot; following the events of the Incest Call leaks. No official documents have come out to confirm this, however. This rumor seemed to originate sometime after the revelations. This is an over-exaggeration of a statement a Kiwi Farms user made regarding an alleged interview he had with Physical-Floor, one of the Suitress's best friends, where he claimed that her parents were thinking of putting her in &quot;inpatient psychiatric care&quot;, around the time when her internet privileges were supposedly revoked following the leaks.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:MentalHealthClaim.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *It is believed by some that the Suitress is a trans woman, a reason some give for Chris's conflicted views on her attraction, as a result of her appearance. However, voice recordings that she's in show her voice to be feminine, and leaked childhood photos of her also have a more feminine appearance.<br /> <br /> &lt;!--==[[The Wallflower]]==--&gt;<br /> <br /> ==[[Watchmen]]==<br /> <br /> *The Watchmen are often misleadingly referred to as an organization of enablers. In reality, the &quot;Watchmen&quot; were a clique of Chris's most prominent enablers and white knights, who had used several different Discord servers. The clique was given the unofficial name &quot;Watchmen&quot; by one of the members in 2020 as a nod to the DC comic mini-series.<br /> <br /> ==[[The WCT]]==<br /> <br /> One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].<br /> <br /> *It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT &quot;probably wants Chris to kill himself&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)&lt;/ref&gt; A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.<br /> *It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of [[the Suitress]] by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her pen name, &quot;Fifi Vixenhart&quot;. The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that the Suitress was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of the Suitress's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.<br /> *It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled &quot;Chess Club&quot; and &quot;Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC&quot;, however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.<br /> <br /> {{Notes}}<br /> {{References}}</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Did_you_know&diff=313798 2023-10-02T04:35:45Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: 79 episodes, now.</p> <hr /> <div>{{#switch: {{{1|{{#expr:{{#time:s}} mod 19}}}}}&lt;!-- Total number of blocks (including block 0) --&gt;<br /> |0=<br /> *... that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]?<br /> *... that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|four]] [[Mewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]]?<br /> *... that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?<br /> *... that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br /> *... that [[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails|Uri Geller]], a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?<br /> *... that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?<br /> *... that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?<br /> *... that [[Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?<br /> **... and that Chris was working on it!?<br /> *... that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?<br /> |1=<br /> *... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?<br /> *... that [[BlueSpike]] was the [[ween]] in the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mkAw9Be-k JULAAAAAAAY call]?<br /> *... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?<br /> *... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]?<br /> *... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?<br /> *... that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?<br /> *... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?<br /> *... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?<br /> *... that &lt;s&gt;[[Chris]]&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;[[BILLY MAYS]]&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;[[Allison Amber]]&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;[[Brendan Fraser]]&lt;/s&gt; [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br /> *... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?<br /> *... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]<br /> |2=<br /> *... that Chris was accused by [[trolls]] of killing [[BILLY MAYS]] because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?<br /> *... that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters and [[imaginary friends]] into reality?<br /> **... and that the new [[dimension]] will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?<br /> *... that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]?<br /> **... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?<br /> **... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?<br /> *... that the [[trolls]] may have [[2012 Poster campaign|hired a skywriter]]?<br /> *... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real?<br /> *... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys &quot;[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?&quot;<br /> *... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon_2018#Nowacking_rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]?<br /> |3=<br /> *... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?<br /> *... that Chris believes that ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|an accurate depiction]] of [[Chris and reality|reality]]?<br /> **... and that in the days before [[Meditation#Astral projection|Astral projection]], a dance mat in his room was [[CWCville#Geography and location|one way]] to reach CWCville?<br /> *... that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?<br /> *... that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week?<br /> *... that ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?<br /> *... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?<br /> *... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?<br /> **... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]?<br /> *... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?<br /> |4=<br /> *... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]?<br /> *... that YouTuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ GenoSamuel2.1] has a documentary series on Chris that is 79 episodes long, and still going?<br /> **... and that Chris [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Geno_Samuel_DMs has DMed him] after seeing the series?<br /> *... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?<br /> *... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?<br /> *... that Chris recycled his own [[semen]] by drinking it?<br /> **... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?<br /> **... and that Chris [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor|mixed semen with Fanta]]?<br /> *... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?<br /> *... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats?<br /> *... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?<br /> **... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?<br /> * ... That Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer?<br /> |5=<br /> *... that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|stuck anal beads up his asshole]] but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit?<br /> *... that you should [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|believe in the OCs]]?<br /> *... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Bundychu]]?<br /> **... and that [[Bundychu]] is friends with [[Bob Chandler]]?<br /> *... that despite being the [[Chris and his ego|so-called]] [[CPU]] of the Commodore systems, Chris [[naive|doesn't know]] how to turn a [[Commodore 64]] on?<br /> *... that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|snow]]?<br /> *... that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]?<br /> *... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?<br /> *... that Chris drove [[Clyde Cash#Ryan|Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''?<br /> |6=<br /> *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]?<br /> *... that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?<br /> *... that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0?<br /> **... and that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?<br /> *... that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions?<br /> *... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing?<br /> *... that [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|MLPG5 is cancelled]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons?<br /> *... that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?<br /> *... that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?<br /> *... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?<br /> |7=<br /> *... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?<br /> *... that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion people]] in his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]?<br /> *... that Chris wanted &quot;Don't Ask, Don't Tell&quot; to be repealed so that [[homos]] &quot;[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?<br /> *... that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?<br /> *... that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in lulz?<br /> *... that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?<br /> *... that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?<br /> *... that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?<br /> *... that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]?<br /> |8=<br /> *... that Chris considers the &quot;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]&quot; in his comics as his best art?<br /> *... that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|&quot;a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!&quot;]]?<br /> *... that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 1.3% [[Super Mario Bros.|Italian]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[Power|once knew a man from Nantucket]]?<br /> *... that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with &quot;More to Love&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]?<br /> *... that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br /> *... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?<br /> **... and that Chris [[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind|believed it too]]?<br /> |9=<br /> *... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&amp;A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]?<br /> *... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?<br /> *... that Chris thinks you're &quot;[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weening|ween]] mere hours later?<br /> *... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?<br /> **... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]?<br /> *... that Chris thinks that those with [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true [[Autism|autistic]] people?<br /> *... that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?<br /> *... that Chris [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|once said that ''Pain'' is a fun game]], despite having no trophies for it on PSN?<br /> *... that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?<br /> |10=<br /> *... that Chris hates the word &quot;[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]&quot; almost as much as the word &quot;[[Naïve]]&quot;?<br /> **... and that Chris has no idea what [[Naïve]] actually means?<br /> *... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?<br /> *... that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?<br /> *... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while his [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?<br /> *... that Chris's name used to be &quot;Christopher&quot;, [[Christopher's name change|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him &quot;Christian&quot;]]?<br /> **... and that his [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?<br /> **... and that his legal name is now [[Transgender|Christine]]?<br /> *... that the [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[Krapple|/cow/]]?<br /> *... that [[Ivy]] was real?<br /> |11=<br /> *... that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?<br /> **... and that his favorite song from &quot;[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]&quot; is &quot;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]&quot;?<br /> *... that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched?<br /> *... that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]?<br /> **... and that Solid Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]?<br /> *... that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security &quot;in colors other than blue and black&quot;?<br /> *... that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]?<br /> *... that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?<br /> *... that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?<br /> *... that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?<br /> |12=<br /> *... that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?<br /> *... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?<br /> *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu the Animated Series|animated series]]?<br /> *... that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?<br /> *... that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?<br /> *... that Chris originally was a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#College Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at random) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?<br /> **... and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?<br /> *... that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?<br /> *... that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu?<br /> *... that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?<br /> |13=<br /> *... that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?<br /> **... and that [[Weed|weed]] is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison?<br /> *... that Chris [[Imaginary friends|had a conversation with]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while in a meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]?<br /> **... and that Chris fired a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at Walsh [[Jackie Chat 5|in the same meeting]]?<br /> **... and that this incident is what got him suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]?<br /> *... that Chris insulted a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|mentally disabled]] fan?<br /> *... that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?<br /> **... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?<br /> *... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral the same day?<br /> *... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br /> **... that Chris also believes [[Daniel Weston|one of his ancestors]] sailed aboard the ''Mayflower''?<br /> |14=<br /> *... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet?<br /> *... that Chris believes that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC (27 December 2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?<br /> *... that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008|real]]?<br /> *... that Chris attempted to [[dox]] multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?<br /> *... that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?<br /> *... that Chris has dreamed about [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|having sex with his mom]]?<br /> **... and that Chris [[Affair with Mother|has been charged with having sex with his mom]]?<br /> **... that Chris has not been charged with rape?<br /> *... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]?<br /> *... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?<br /> |15=<br /> *... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity|fat]]?<br /> *... that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?<br /> *... that Chris loves to give [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|a real date]] as a teenager or an adult?<br /> *... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?<br /> **... and that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?<br /> *... that Chris [[Chris lost Crystal|recorded himself screaming at a toilet]]?<br /> *... that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam &amp; Eve purchases|Yumi]]?<br /> *... that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?<br /> *... that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Sonic's]] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|arms back]]?<br /> *... that Chris rates jail [[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)| a 2/5]]?<br /> |16=<br /> *... that [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?<br /> **... and that [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] serves as the spiritual successor to that band?<br /> **... and that [[July 2021 social media posts#Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert|Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps]] is another spiritual successor to that band?<br /> *... that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?<br /> **... and that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?<br /> *... that Chris is a fan of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO1ITICo8MLHGAXR1uzFwjA OneyPlays], and [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|was amused by their impersonation of him]]?<br /> *... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life [[Spirit possession|pretending to be possessed]] by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]?<br /> *... that [[Ivy]] got Chris to watch ''[[Anime#The End of Evangelion|The End of Evangelion]]''?<br /> *... that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?<br /> *... that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], &quot;[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]&quot;?<br /> |17=<br /> *... that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}?<br /> *... that ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' rocks?<br /> *... that Chris was featured on {{w|Fox News}}?<br /> *... that Chris completed a commission tied to the [[:File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|Sneed's Feed and Seed]] joke from [[The Simpsons]]?<br /> *... that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as &quot;quick-ville&quot;?<br /> *... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew Blaze]]/[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Randy Stair]] was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]?<br /> *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] makes a cameo in a {{w|Dodie (singer)|dodie}} music video?<br /> *... that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?<br /> *... that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video?<br /> *... that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]?<br /> |18=<br /> *... that the [[trolls]] behind the [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]] personas actually got married in real life?<br /> *... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'' is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?<br /> *... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]?<br /> *... that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is?<br /> *... that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]?<br /> *... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a [[Sonichu 11|Hybrid]]?<br /> *... that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?<br /> *... that Chris used a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] for the first time in nearly a decade [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|after breaking up with]] [[Jessica Quinn]]?<br /> *... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|&quot;JULAAAY!&quot;]] video [[Jail Saga|while he's in jail]]?<br /> *... that infamous lolcow [[Ethan Ralph]] [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]?<br /> *... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in [[Chris in the media#Smiling_Friends|Smiling Friends]]?<br /> |19=<br /> *... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]?<br /> *... that Chris sends [[Holy Labels]] to people who send him letters to help them purify their drinks?<br /> *... that Chris had an actual [[The Suitress|True and Honest Sweetheart]] that got him arrested?<br /> *... that Chris believes himself to be an incarnation of [[Chris and religion|Jesus of Nazareth]]?<br /> *... that a group of trolls tried to [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|convert Chris to Islam]] in jail?<br /> *... that Chris continues [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|his begging]] for hand-outs to [[debt|sustain the financial situation of 14BC]] even from behind bars? <br /> **... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021| a cent]]?<br /> *... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|Bible is ''The Simpsons'' and the Qur'an is ''Family Guy'']]?<br /> *... that [[Son-chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way?<br /> *... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? <br /> *... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November_2021|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]?<br /> |20=<br /> *... that [[Barbara]] [[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022|is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician]]?<br /> *... that Chris can [[Masturbation discussions|feel how sad and horny he is]] in his heart and solar plexus chakra?<br /> *... that Chris [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat|admits]] [[Women's Rights]] didn't exist in [[CWCville]] until [[2017]]?<br /> **... and that he blames it on the past Chris?<br /> *... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on [[toys]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], which [[Chris and Money|could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for]]? <br /> *... that Chris's full name and description is [[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022|&quot;Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu &amp; Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all&quot;]]?<br /> *... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|was 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Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=1990s&diff=311673 2023-08-26T03:41:17Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: Added link for Tiffany Robinson</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]<br /> [[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[niggo]].]]<br /> {{Quote|Raise with Tender Loving Care, let your child make friends, and Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run.|Chris gives advice on how to raise an [[autistic]] child, unaware that it was exactly this obsession with &quot;MAINSTREAM&quot; that caused his arrested development in the 1990s.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 12]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> The '''1990s''' was where [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] spent an abundance of his childhood. It notably saw the beginning of his obsession with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]], which would eventually lead to the abomination we know as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Chris was aged between 7 and 17.<br /> <br /> ==1990==<br /> '''1990''' saw Chris graduate from [[Greene County Primary School]]. It was also the year in which Chris also met his [[gal-pal]] [[Tiffany Robinson]].<br /> [[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]<br /> [[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]<br /> [[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Christian's sex vid]].]]<br /> [[File:Cwc stamp album2.jpeg|thumb|Chris's stamp album, '''1992'''.]]<br /> [[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]<br /> <br /> ===Events of 1990===<br /> * 1990 - [[Bob Chandler]] DJs the [[WTJU Marathon]].<br /> * 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.<br /> * July - Christopher Morton Ducksworth, later known as [[Liquid Chris]], is born<br /> * August/September - Chris enters 3rd grade at Greene County Primary School.<br /> * 4 September - Bob's 63rd birthday.<br /> * 1 October - Barb's 49th birthday.<br /> <br /> ==1991==<br /> '''1991''' would be the start of a troublesome year for Christopher. He began fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] and had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an &quot;institution&quot;. It is not clear if Chris completed the entire school year at Nathanael Greene or if he was withdrawn earlier.<br /> <br /> This year also saw [[Gal_pal#Tiffany_Robinson|Tiffany Robinson]] ending her friendship with Chris.<br /> <br /> ===Events of 1991===<br /> * 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.<br /> * April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.<br /> * 23 June - The first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.<br /> * June/July - Christopher is first introduced to Sonic the Hedgehog.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * August/September - Chris enters 4th grade at Nathanael Greene. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homo|homosexual]] principal of the school.<br /> * September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.<br /> * 4 September - Bob's 64th birthday.<br /> * 1 October - Barb's 50th birthday.<br /> * 1991/1992 - Chris is supposedly abused by the teachers and principal at Nathanael Greene.&lt;ref name=November07&gt;Based upon statements made by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * 1991/1992 - Bob takes the &quot;abusive&quot; faculty to court but fails.&lt;ref name=November07/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==1992==<br /> In '''1992''', Chris was homeschooled by his father. Despite the presumable stress of the situation Chris was in, this year would see him have a magical encounter that'd lead him to [[Christopher's name change|changing his first name]].<br /> <br /> ===Events of 1992===<br /> * Sometime in 1992 - Bob receives the last of two triple bypass operations.<br /> * 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.<br /> * 17 March - [[Ivy O'Neil]] is born<br /> * 7 May - The 27th Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified.<br /> * 1 July - Chris begins his [[:File:Cwc stamp album2.jpeg|stamp collection]].<br /> * August/September - Chris enters fifth grade at home.<br /> * 4 September - Bob's 65th birthday.<br /> * 1 October - Barb's 51st birthday.<br /> * December - An encounter with [[Leonard Bearstein|The Bear]] inspires Christopher to start calling himself Christian.<br /> * December 9 - [[Joshua Conner Moon]], later known by his username 'Null', is born<br /> <br /> ==1993==<br /> In '''1993''', Chris moved to Richmond and started attending [[Providence Middle School]]. He grew more and more obsessed with ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', even entering a [[Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes|certain Sonic contest]].<br /> [[File:1993family.png|thumb|Chris and parents pictured in the ''{{w|Richmond Times-Dispatch}}'', '''1993'''.]]<br /> ===Events of 1993===<br /> * 1993 - Chris's [[Son-Chu|noble steed]] is manufactured.<br /> * 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.<br /> * September - Chris and Bob move to Richmond, where Chris begins attending Providence, entering the sixth grade.&lt;ref name=November07/&gt;&lt;ref name=bear&gt;[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]].&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * 4 September - Bob turns 66.<br /> * Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]].&lt;ref&gt;As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]] video.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * Autumn - Chris meets [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<br /> * 1 October - Barb turns 52.<br /> * 19 November - Amy Rose and Metal Sonic's first American appearance, in ''{{w|Sonic CD}}''. Little did they know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and [[Metal Sonichu]].<br /> * 20 November - Chris attends the grand opening of Service Merchandise Co. in Midlothian, VA. He gets Spider-Man's autograph and meets Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Barbie, Santa Claus and a dog.<br /> * 29 December - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the ''{{w|Richmond Times-Dispatch}}'' discusses Chris, his name change and the Sonic contest.&lt;ref&gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20091113231947/http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&amp;FMT=ABS&amp;FMTS=ABS:FT&amp;type=current&amp;date=Dec+29,+1993&amp;author=Barbara+Green&amp;pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&amp;desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&amp;pqatl=google Partial article archive with publication date intact], Barbara Green - Richmond Times&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==1994==<br /> In '''1994''', Chris legally changed his name. He also won the Sonic contest, bringing in over $1,000 worth of [[Sega]] games and consoles.<br /> <br /> ===Events of 1994===<br /> * early 1994 - Chris's name is legally changed from Christopher to Christian.<br /> * 1 February - [[Helena Fiorenza]] is born<br /> * 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.<br /> * 26 February - Christian wins the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]].&lt;ref name=DVD_Date&gt;[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals. They are represented by James B. Dick.<br /> * 9 May - The record of the case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is received by the Virginia Court of Appeals.<br /> * 27 May - [[DoopieDoOver]] is born.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-07-19-17-doopie-commission.32399/post-2438411&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * 28 June - The Virginia Court of Appeals writes a written decision that dismisses the case of of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board.<br /> * 9 July - [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] sends [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] a [[:File:ColePostcardA.jpg|postcard]] from San Francisco about his band.<br /> * 16 July - [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] performs at Troubadour with special guest Brian Vouglas.<br /> * August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.<br /> * 22 August - [[Joshua Wise]], ringleader of the [[Idea Guys]], is born.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/page-65 Joshua's thread on Kiwi Farms]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * 4 September - Bob turns 67.<br /> * 1 October - Barb turns 53.<br /> <br /> ==1995==<br /> [[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1995'''.]]<br /> In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.<br /> <br /> ===Events of 1995===<br /> * 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.<br /> * March - first appearance of {{w|List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Chaotix|Chaotix}} in [[Sonic|''Knuckles' Chaotix'']]. If they had known about the horror of the [[Chaotic Combo]], they wouldn't have bothered.<br /> * 26 April - Tedrall, a friend of Cole's, posts on a listserv inquiring about Jack Dale Smithey, as Cole still believes that he, rather than his true and honest biological father Ran Coleman Yeatts, is his biological father.<br /> * Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].&lt;ref name=CWCNote2&gt;[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * 10 June - [[Bryanfrogboy]] is born.<br /> * 16 July - [[JenkinsJinkies]] is born.<br /> * August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.<br /> * 7 August - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].<br /> * 4 September - Bob turns 68.<br /> * 1 October - Barb turns 54.<br /> * 25 December - Chris receives a 'Two-Faced Sports Fan' remote caddy, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord, and a new bicycle for Christmas.<br /> <br /> ==1996==<br /> [[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]<br /> <br /> '''1996''' was a rather [[stress]]ful year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much; this year, he began attending [[Manchester High School]], where he apparently spent the happiest years of his life.<br /> <br /> ===Events of 1996===<br /> * 7 February - The [[Bob Chandler#Career|Western Electric Company]] becomes defunct.<br /> * 23 February - Barb and Bob arrive in Chris's special ed class for a birthday celebration.<br /> * 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He receives a Spyrius Robo-Guardian Lego set.<br /> * 27 February - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Green'' are released in Japan: the first appearance of [[Pikachu]].<br /> * Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.&lt;ref name=CWCNote2/&gt; Chris attends her retirement party.<br /> * Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence on honor roll.&lt;ref name=November07/&gt;<br /> * June/July - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.&lt;ref name=CWCNote2/&gt;<br /> * 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at Manchester High School.&lt;ref name=November07/&gt;<br /> * 4 September - Bob turns 69.<br /> * 11 September - [[Ryan Cash]] is born.<br /> * Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity [[basketball]] team. <br /> * 1 October - Barb turns 55.<br /> * 12 October - [[BlueSpike]] is born.<br /> * 2 November - Barb is given a ticket for &quot;Curse and Abuse&quot;.<br /> * 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].<br /> <br /> ==1997==<br /> [[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''.]]<br /> [[Image:0242-CWC&amp;VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]<br /> <br /> In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team. <br /> <br /> ===Events of 1997===<br /> * 1997 - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].<br /> * 1997 - Cole Smithey begins reviewing films.<br /> * Winter/spring - Chris has an altercation with a [[niggo|black]] boy on the school bus and breaks his glasses. He is demoted to the [[Manchester High School#The Bus|short bus]].<br /> * 28 January - Barb is given a ticket for going 40 mph in a 25 mph zone.<br /> * 14 February - Valentine's Day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].<br /> * 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.<br /> * 1 April - The first episode of the ''Pokémon'' [[anime]] is broadcast in Japan; Pikachu becomes a cultural icon there.<br /> * June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic [[dream]] about Sonic the Hedgehog appearing on [[Game Boy]].&lt;ref&gt;Claimed by Chris in [[Sonichu Powerpoint|his PowerPoint.]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * 26 July - An mini-article is published in the Richmond Times Dispatch about how Bob corrected various news outlets about Old Ironsides and when the ship had last sailed under its own power.<br /> * 5 August - Another Richmond Times-Dispatch article discusses Bob's correcting various news outlets about Old Ironsides and when the ship had last sailed under its own power.<br /> * August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.<br /> * 4 September - Bob's 70th birthday.<br /> * 17 September - The death of [[Red Skelton]].<br /> * 1 October - [[Barbara]]'s 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.<br /> * 10 November - Barb is given a ticket for having an expired license plate. <br /> * 25 December - Chris receives a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a [[Peanuts|Snoopy doll]], a ''Cartooning with Charles Schulz'' kit, {{w|''Wave Race 64''}}, {{w|''Mischief Makers''}} and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for [[Christmas]]. He also gives Bob a {{w|Yoshi}} plushie.<br /> <br /> ==1998==<br /> [[File:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's '''1998''' gift to [[Cole Smithey]].]]<br /> <br /> In '''1998''', Chris received an F in English class. This would hurt him severely, inspiring him to create the &quot;[[Song of Christian]]&quot; in retribution. Nevertheless, this year wasn't too unhappy for him; ''Pokémon'' debuted in America this year, eventually giving him another massive obsession that'd sow the seeds further for [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]].<br /> <br /> ===Events of 1998===<br /> * 1998 or 1999 - Chris unlocks the parental lock on his television and finds a porno movie. His raging hormones result in him discovering masturbation for the very first time.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * 1 January - Chris gives Cole a Lego sculpture of a rock band as a New Year's present.<br /> * 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]] according to his [[CWC's Diary|Diary]]. Note, however, that he was already wearing glasses during the [[Manchester High School#The Bus|bus]] incident which he claims happened in 1997.<br /> * 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.<br /> * 14 May - Chris writes the [[Song of Christian]].<br /> * 15 May - Chris records himself reading [[Song of Christian]] and explaining it line by line for his English class.&lt;ref name=DVD_Date/&gt;<br /> * 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].&lt;ref name=DVD_Date/&gt;<br /> * August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.<br /> * 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] &quot;[[KCWC broadcast|broadcast]]&quot; on tape. Barbara &quot;calls in&quot; saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.<br /> * 4 September - Bob turns 71.<br /> * 8 September - The ''Pokémon'' [[anime]] makes its American debut through syndication. Chris becomes an avid fan. <br /> * 8 September - Chris's chemistry class participates in a bingo game where students have to learn about each other in order to win.<br /> * 17 September - Chris creates a map in his U.S. Government class about America's role in the Korean War.<br /> * 30 September - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Blue'' are released in America. Things would never be the same in the Chandler household.<br /> * 1 October - [[Barb]] turns 57.<br /> * 13 October - Chris draws a diagram of Dealey Plaza and the Kennedy assassination for his U.S. Government class.<br /> * 15 October - Chris takes notes about the Women's Movement for his U.S. Government class. Also, Chris takes more notes about JFK's assassination.<br /> * 19 October - Chris creates a map concerning America's role in the War in Southeast Asia.<br /> * 29 October - Chris completes a worksheet about how to be safe within the home, and takes notes on the subject.<br /> * 10 November - Chris completes an assignment for Spanish class about jobs.<br /> * 17 November - Barbara is pulled over and given a ticket for disregarding a red light.<br /> * 22 November - Chris completes a Review Sheet about Reagan and the Evil Empire. He receives a perfect score.<br /> * 27 November - The Japanese release of Sega's final console, the Dreamcast.<br /> * December - The Pokémon [[Card Games|TCG]] is first introduced in North America.<br /> * 4 December - Chris writes his rough draft of his Canterbury Tales essay.<br /> * 7 December - Chris writes about his bedroom in Spanish and draws a picture of it. The depiction of his room is littered with video games.<br /> * 10 December - Chris writes a final draft for his Canterbury Tales essay. He receives a 69, or a D+.<br /> * 11 December - Chris writes the FCAs for his Canterbury Tales essay. <br /> * 21 December - Chris completes a questionnaire concerning where he is on the political spectrum for his U.S. Government class. Chris concludes that he is a liberal.<br /> <br /> ==1999==<br /> {{Main|1999}}<br /> [[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in 1999.]]<br /> <br /> '''1999''' saw the ''Pokémon'' franchise breaking big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed websites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at [[The GAMe PLACe]] around this time.&lt;ref&gt;Based on an estimate by [[Lucas]] in [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]].&lt;/ref&gt; Chris also created many of his &quot;original&quot; Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]].<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Timeline}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chronology]]</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Helena_Fiorenza&diff=311043 2023-08-18T06:46:41Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: Spelling fix.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete}}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox Person<br /> |title = Helena G. Fiorenza<br /> |name = Helena González Fiorenza<br /> |aliases = zonichu&lt;br&gt;DBZonichu&lt;br&gt;P1ckChu&lt;br&gt;PickinyFelliny<br /> |image=Helena Fiorenza with Magi-Chan.jpg<br /> |size=200px<br /> |race = White<br /> |nationality=Argentinian<br /> |gender=Female<br /> |day = 1<br /> |month = 2<br /> |year = 1994<br /> |occupation = Artist<br /> |saga={{saga|shipfic|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|That is great. I won’t disappoint. My goal is super gay. I want to make people who legit like Sonichu feel comfortable saying they like it. I want to make dual monthly visual novel games with people in the Sonichu fandom. Got the blessing of some Chris YouTubers to put them in my gay game. It is gonna be so much fun|Helena discussing plans for broadening the Sonichu &quot;fanbase&quot;.&lt;ref name=HelenaAndWCT&gt;[[Helena-WCT DMs]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''Helena G. Fiorenza''' (born 1 February 1994) aka '''P1ckChu''' formerly '''PickinyFelliny''', is an Argentinian woman who used to photoshop images of Chris's creations. She also photoshops photographs she has taken, and includes references to Sonichu in them, or Chris's characters, and created art and fanfictions that involved the shipping between Chris's characters, sometimes including characters from other franchises or her own characters.&lt;ref&gt;[https://archive.ph/lYlMh A crossover comic featuring Rick and Pickchu in CWCville]&lt;/ref&gt;. She is well known for being a '''genuine fan''' of Sonichu.<br /> <br /> Helena is also known for roleplaying as one of her OC's, Pickchu while interacting with Chris, to the point of Chris considering Pickchu as a fifth suitor to his [[Polyamorous marriage|polyamorous marriage]]. Helena has done the roleplay and art in order to get Chris's attention. Chris has also implemented a chunk of her artwork into his [[TSSSF]] series, using it in the expansion pack [[Hangin' With Magi-Chan]].<br /> <br /> Helena has written a number of letters to Chris while he was in jail, starting with one in May of 2022. Being that she lived in Argentina, she had gotten the assistance of the Twitter user [[Eels and the Egg-man]] to post letters that Chris had directed towards her.<br /> <br /> ==OCs==<br /> <br /> Helena has created two OCs of note, Jeffery and Pickchu<br /> <br /> ===Jeffery===<br /> '''Jeffery''' is a hermaphrodite/intersex cyclops OC. Helena has shipped this character with Magi-Chan on multiple occasions.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Relax.png<br /> File:Slutty magichan2-small.png<br /> File:Slutty magichan-small.png<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan4.jpg<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan5.jpg<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan6.jpg<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan7.jpg<br /> File:JeffreyCard.jpeg|A TSSSF card featuring Jeffery<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Pickchu===<br /> [[File:Pickchu.jpg|thumb|left|100px]]<br /> '''Pickchu''' is a hermaphrodite/intersex Sonichu OC of Helena's that is also autistic&lt;ref group = note&gt;On Helena's Twitter profile for the character, the description for the character is: &quot;Short, plump and autistic. Artist and does have blood in veins. Creative. Loyal. Lonely. Tweet at me... Please?&quot;&lt;/ref&gt;. Helena created the character on 2019 as another Sonichu, but later changed the character to a rabbit. In March 2021, Chris made Helena's OC a prophet for his &quot;religion&quot;. After this, Helena continued to make more comics following the surreal deity worship ceremony. Helena later drew a comic stating that Pickchu had a crush on Chris; Chris responded saying he was grateful, but he did not want to pursue a romantic relationship. A few days later, Helena drew multiple comics of her bunny OC and [[Naitsirhc]] starting a relationship. Chris did approve of the relationship, despite the 20-year age-gap between the characters. In a [[Jail Letter - 9 May 2022|Jail Letter]] sent to Helena, Chris claims that he considers Pickchu to be a valid prophet, as well as a part of his &quot;harem&quot;, alluding to his [[Polyamorous marriage]].<br /> <br /> Helena has also roleplayed as the character on the account she created for him.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:March19ComicFull.jpg<br /> File:Chris tweet about Pickchu 1.png<br /> File:Chris tweet about Pickchu 2.png<br /> File:Chris tweet about Pickchu 3.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> During her roleplay as Pickchu, Helena also included topics that may interest Chris such as the [[COVID-19]] pandemic and [[Trolls]], when she does get a response, Chris doesn't mention her and just pushes his agenda further.<br /> <br /> ===Dating Magi-Chan===<br /> <br /> In September 2019, Helena posted photoshops of her and Magi-Chan on a date, tagging [[MagiChan111448]].&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.md/Q8Taw&lt;/ref&gt; Chris followed her back and answered:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|The images Helena has been uploading chronicled the one day she and I shared together, and yes, I did spend the night; her bed was comfortable. Thank you for your kindness and hospitality. My wish I made is coming true, as I had foreseen. 💜⚡️ }}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan1.png<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan2.png<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan3.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> She later implied her OC and Magi-chan were involved sexually to which Chris replied on Nov. 30th:<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|He does like to have fun at times, so his brain is not overworked. He also does enjoy the simple things when he can.}}<br /> <br /> Chris featured much of Helena's artwork involving her dating Magi-chan, as well as lore she had come up with in his [[Hangin' With Magi-Chan]] expansion pack of [[TSSSF]] cards.<br /> <br /> ==Sonichu Fandom==<br /> ===Sonichu ARG===<br /> <br /> Helena had admitted in DMs to have intended to create an alternate realty game (ARG) involving Sonichu characters, where one can roleplay in a setting where the Dimensional Merge had actually occurred.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Naught)#Orbiter General, post 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Helena mentions in another DM that she intends for Chris to try out the ARG.<br /> <br /> ====Discord DMs====<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|To be honest I dreamed with Chris tonight again<br /> Dreamed I took old school Chris on hollidays and he wanted sex all night and didn't rest well in the dream. It ended we arriving to his house and his aunt offering me italian food and I woke o when got inside the house}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxnavy|If only it were true... his aunt is dead. I find it fascinating that you had sex with him all night in the dream.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|I had no sex. Was a tense dream pretending to be asleep and he being unable to ask me but touching me all the tine}}<br /> <br /> ''cut off''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxnavy|Um wait what's happening}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|we are talking about my arg}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|That's actually pretty cool! I bet you could create some splendid horror one day!}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|the joke is that aRG is that I am insane and think of myself as a prophet. I am an artist and that has been establish. I draw and stuff and it's my main Twitter. This is all stuff I imagine. I draw stuff where I see it. I used to be insane and see stuff before. The arg grab that past of mine where I was kinda insane and make it a shared experience}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|I am humanizing Magichan until the point I am killing him and<br /> make everyone upset}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|But Ike one of the theories of the multiverse is, another will occupy their space. The theory says that your soul is all of the other souls. You will experience all lifes. You are god. My theory is that all MAgichans is one Magichan living though all the universes since he can travel through time and space killing one just means that at some point the chain of lifes broke but in what moment will all Magichans stop to exist? (edited)}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|The joke of the ARG is that despite all I am insane once again}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|Eyyyyyyy what's going on}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|explaining my joke of a twitter}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Oh... Christine will flip out. I used to be kind of crazy. S ''cut off'' depressed, really. I have written some dark, offensive, and shocking work myself. I even did a gothic short story and won}}<br /> <br /> ''cut off''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|It is real for Chris and I have a crush on him}}<br /> {{quoteboxivory|So you are trying to win CWC over?}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|I am making an ARG}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|Alternative Reality Game}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|Some use slenderman, I use sonichu}}<br /> {{quoteboxivory|Why are you?}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|I tried other args. None got traction. This has a lil group of people to care. Around 12. I have fun. Why I love to say what if the merge will happen}}<br /> <br /> ''cut off''<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:HelenaDM1.jpg<br /> File:HelenaDM2.jpg<br /> File:HelenaDM3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===WCT DMs===<br /> {{AbsentChris}}<br /> <br /> During [[July 2021]], Helena had a series of DMs with [[Watchmen]] leader [[The WCT]]. The discussion starts off as about the Watchmen, but Helena starts rambling about her dreams of the Sonichu fandom.<br /> <br /> ====Messages====<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|Hi. Before you block me wanna know why you joined the [[Watchmen|watchdogs]]. I heard you guys have my old phone number and promised not to leak it. Idk if is useful anymore but wanted to know what you guys were planning when tried to get my information. Everything about me is public. I guess I just wanna say is that I can’t hate you guys or the [[Kiwi Farms|kiwifarms]]. I looked like a threat. There are people trying to make money out of Chris but they will always fail. All I do is gonna be for free unless is a commission. So, that. Just wanted to let you know even you are in a group of mean people, I don’t think you are mean and who really cares what I think anyways? Heh. Hope you have a good day.}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|speaker=The WCT|Hello there Helena.}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|btw, the [[Watchmen]] are under my control now.}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|Oh. Hope you manage to keep Chris protected}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|speaker=The WCT|I’ll be honest with you right now:}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|I think you’re cringe, but as long as you don’t harm Chris and such I don’t care what you do.}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|Oh, I am chringe. I come from the creepypasta fandom. I am acting like the fan I am. That is why I am doing fan games. All hard work for free. Might be my autism but who knows. Besides Chris decides who to talk to. Only reason she drew Pickchu was because of [[Dillin Thomas|Dillin]]}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|speaker=The WCT|unlike [[Naught|the previous leader of the Watchmen (who recently doxed me)]] I will give anybody who befriends Chris a chance until it becomes clear to me they have awful intentions.}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|That is great. I won’t disappoint. My goal is super gay. I want to make people who legit like Sonichu feel comfortable saying they like it. I want to make dual monthly visual novel games with people in the Sonichu fandom. Got the blessing of some Chris YouTubers to put them in my gay game. It is gonna be so much fun}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|speaker=The WCT|thats a little much to ask for, but I wish you luck. lol}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|Thanks a bunch. Maybe will fail but that is my goal. To make games all on my own or groups. The one coding one of my games wants to charge for it and I don’t wanna so that game might never come out but hope the visual novels I do are liked by the like 10 people I talk to. Heh}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|speaker=The WCT|keep your expectations low and you’ll never be disappointed.}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|I will. Thanks}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:WCT-Helena1.png<br /> File:WCT-Helena2.png<br /> File:WCT-Helena3.png<br /> File:WCT-Helena4.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Itch.io===<br /> <br /> Helena has made a number of Sonichu games on her [[Wikipedia:Itch.io]] page<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> <br /> *[[Ben Saint]] - Another orbiter whose characters Chris made cards out of<br /> *[[Hangin' With Magi-Chan]]<br /> *[[Helena DMs]]<br /> *[[Helena-WCT DMs]]<br /> *[[The Sergeant at Arms]] - A friend of Helena's<br /> <br /> {{Notes}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> {{ShipficSaga}}<br /> {{JailSaga}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Fiorenza}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Autistic]]</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_58&diff=310539 2023-08-12T01:11:34Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: small link repair.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 58''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 [[February 2010]]. Interestingly enough, it has ''two'' emails from people claiming to represent {{w|Anton LaVey|Anton LaVey's}} {{w|Church of Satan}}. It was answered by [[Evan]], masquerading as a more [[honest]] version of Chris, on 19 [[March 2010]].<br /> <br /> On 11 March 2010, the Sysop took several messages from (what was then) Mailbags 59 and 60, which were respectively uploaded on 22 February and 8 March, and reshuffled them into revised versions of this Mailbag and Mailbag 57. Some of Mailbag 58's contents wound up in the new Mailbag 57, while other messages were removed entirely. Both the original and the revised versions are presented here under separate headings.<br /> <br /> This Mailbag remained unanswered before the death of the CWCipedia in [[May 2010]].<br /> <br /> ==The original Mailbag 58==<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: {{w|List of Touhou Project chracters #Reimu Hakurei|Reimu Hakurei}} &lt;diochromatic.butterfly@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Dear Chris, I recently lost my job and I barely have any money to pay rent. It's hard to even find a decent job especially in this economy. My local newspaper didn't even have anything in their Classified section, that's just sad!. I'm not on welfare because I don't like the idea of using other people's money. I considered becoming a stripper because I make as much as people throw money my way but I don't like the idea of men leering at me with their eyes. What should I do?}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Guilmonpic.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL DIGIMON (DO NOT STEAL!)]]<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: {{w|List of Digimon Tamers characters|Takato Matsuda}} &lt;goggleheadtakato@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a {{w|Digimon}}. I named him {{w|Guilmon}}! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand-drawn and hand-colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in two colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.<br /> <br /> Bye!<br /> <br /> http://i45.tinypic.com/25qat95.jpg}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Samuel Beckett|Sam Beckett}} &lt;quantumleap85@rocketmail.com&gt;<br /> Sonichu and Rosechu both call you father. That makes them brother and sister. Incest is wrong, Chris. It's sick, your comic is sick, and you're sick.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: majickwithouttears@disciples.com<br /> I noticed that your birthday is coming up! Happy birthday! {{w|Church of Satan|My church}} taught me that one's birthday is the most important holiday of all. Would you agree with this?<br /> <br /> And what do you have planned for your birthday? Are you going to have a big party or just a small celebration? What's on your wishlist?}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Billy Bob &lt;tehpwnzorbob@googlemail.com&gt;<br /> Hey Chris, I just saw Kel's team on the CWCipedia and realised that it had some obvious weaknesses to fighting, rock and ground, some of the most common attacking types. Naturally, seeing as you have spent so long playing Pokemon and are so skilled, your team must be far superior, without these amateurish weaknesses. Would you mind telling me what your team is (if you have one), and if you're good, do you want to battle some time? We can do it over Shoddy Battle or something.<br /> Thanks!}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Jamie A. &lt;hightechlowlife@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> As much as I enjoy your comic and youtube updates, I (and a few fellow fans I've chatted with) have been kind of disappointed at the neglect you've been showing your Juggalo fanbase.<br /> <br /> Juggalos are a family and we support you, but it would be nice to get a shout out from you every now and again too. Any plans to introduce a Juggalo Sonichu or at least break out the face paint again in the future?<br /> <br /> Thanks!<br /> <br /> -Jamie}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: thecozumel@usa.com<br /> Hey, when will Sailor Megtune return to the comic? She was my favorite character and I hate that she hasn't been in the comic since forever.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: crossbluegrey@writeme.com<br /> My grandfather recently had to be put on adult diapers. What adult diapers do you use and recommend?}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: socalledgelett@bikerider.com<br /> You once said that you aren't interested in dating people with mental handicaps. Is this still true? If so, don't you think that makes you a hypocrite? After all, you have one.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: pagan666@atheist.com<br /> My friends at the Church of Satan and I love Sonichu. Our favorite thing about it is all the black majick you practice. We love the Curse-Ye-Hame-Ha. Can you teach us how to perform this curse in a future video? We would really appreciate that.<br /> <br /> Also, how did you manage to bring your dead dog back to life? We've tried everything from sacrificing goats to virgin blood, but nothing will bring my Poochie back. What's the trick?<br /> <br /> Hail Satan!}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Peter Joseph Arthur Wellington &lt;pjawellington@hotmail.co.uk&gt;<br /> Greetings Mr Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> I want to reassure you first of all that I am a big fan of yours and that I really appreciate your comics. I want to draw your attention to a pretty serious matter though.<br /> <br /> You claim to be a descendent to Anne Boleyn, but Anne Boleyn only had one child - Elizabeth Tudor, also known as Queen Elizabeth I of England. Her Majesty quite famously remained a virgin her entire life, something that we British people are very proud of. In fact we are so proud of her virginity that we named a part of America after it in honour of it: Virginia.<br /> <br /> The state in which you live in is proof enough that you cannot be related to Queen Elizabeth I or Anne Boleyn. If you continue to say that you are, you will be tarnishing the good name of our most popular historic ruler. You are upsetting a lot of English people and causing them a great deal of stress and offence, and so I advise you to drop this foolish claim that any English person knows cannot be true.<br /> <br /> I do not wish to cause you stress or offence Mr Chandler, but you need to be warned that you are causing the millions of British people worldwide undue amounts of mental trauma and disrespect.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Super Greg &lt;super_greg_ownsya_mom@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> Hey Chris-Chan. Big fan! I love all the content you've been putting out lately, but I was wondering about something.<br /> <br /> How come you stopped making videos displaying your grand amounts of strength? I found them very inspiring and I wish there were more. Maybe make some with you doing sit ups or jumping jacks or any other various exercises. Thanks.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Sean Watley &lt;seanawatley@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Chris,<br /> <br /> I actually haven't smoked pot for years and years. It's kind of silly that you assume I'm some kind of huge drug addict just because of my comic strip's subject matter. It would be like me assuming that you're actually a mayor of a city full of Pokemon and Transformers because that's what you write about in your comic.<br /> <br /> Now that I think about it, do YOU smoke pot? It would explain the laziness, your weight, why you sit around playing video games all day, and your idea about cartoons being real in another dimension. Not that I have anything against pot, I just think people shouldn't blow their welfare money on drugs (video games, too).<br /> <br /> Also, I'm finishing the Sonichu Christmas story. Mine is a lot more &quot;true and original&quot; than anything you've written. In mine, Sonichu and Rosechu live in a cheap motel and sell their bodies for crystal meth. I'm doing it now because real artists complete seasonal things months in advance, instead of waiting until mid-December to start working on Christmas stuff. Oh, and in your Christmas story nothing interesting or important happens, so there's no reason to read it. Your fans will enjoy my version much, much more. The opening pages are available on the Asperpedia, along with other comics that don't suck.<br /> <br /> Sean}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Kaiser Wilhelm}} &lt;worldwarfun@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Why did you say Moon-Pals isn't any good because it's a parody? Sonichu is a parody of Sonic and Pokemon.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==The revised Mailbag 58==<br /> <br /> {{Protip|Chris never wrote any of these replies. Take them with a grain of salt!}}<br /> {{Email|From: frank leborsky &lt;frankleborsky@googlemail.com&gt;<br /> Hello Chris,<br /> <br /> My name is Winston and I am a follower of yours. Much like you I believe in truth and honesty, though there does not seem to be much left in this world. My message is brief because I am probably being watched. There is never knowing for sure. I have questions I would like you to answer:<br /> -What do you think the future will be like?<br /> -We both know that the world is pretty grim right now. You're a smart man, you know denying this is just stupid. Do you think there is hope for the future? If so, how? What do you think will change?<br /> -If the government were to capture you because they deemed you as dangerous, and were to torture you until you finally confess, who would you not be able to betray? Who are you closest to in this world?<br /> <br /> -{{w|Nineteen Eighty-Four|Winston Smith}}}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Your questions are very Sad and Depressing, just like the News. I apologize but I must ignore you to keep my Blissful Ignorance intact.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Brittany Candass &lt;brittany.223@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> I'm a huge fan of the comic and have been following it since about 2 months ago. I've read everything about you, the Love Quest, your band, etc.<br /> I think you should do a Sonichu Vs. side-comic (with characters from Halo, Gears of War, and others). With your great artistic talent, you could really make it come to life. Also, I know you wouldn't have any bias when it came to the victors because of your HONEST content policy. Lastly, you should be a character in there as well, it would spice things up a bit.<br /> <br /> Good Luck on your Love Quest,<br /> Brittany}}<br /> {{EmailReply|You sound like an attractive woman! Let's make a deal, I will make Any Comics You Want if you come to my house and have some Hanky-Panky with me. Please? I'm a Virgin!}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Sam the Eagle|Sam Eagle}} &lt;sameaglesonichu@googlemail.com&gt;<br /> Hey Chris!<br /> <br /> I've been reading all these new pages of Sonichu you've relased in the past few weeks and I must say THEY ARE GREAT! Really, you're doing such a good job with Sonichu. Thanks a lot for doing this comic for us fans. I can't wait to see how the plot will progress!!!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thanks I guess, although I'm disappointed that Sonichu has yet to get me any China. That's my Only Goal and I'm sad to see it Unfulfilled.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: From: {{w|Frank Miller (comics)|Frank Miller}} &lt;fmiller@darkhorse.com&gt;<br /> <br /> On a lighter, more personal note, gotta say one thing I really dig about your books is how you write your female characters. They're empowered, intelligent and sexy, that's how I like my dames.<br /> <br /> Good luck,<br /> <br /> Frank Miller}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Well, Frank, I don't like my women Intelligent or Empowered, as both make them much less likely to want Sex with Me. If I could find a Stupid, Weak woman who has Large Breasts, she would be my perfect Sweetheart! Thankfully my current girl friend seems to be Stupid, Weak, and Crazy, so I might have a shot! Wish me luck!}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: David Hubbard &lt;longcat3@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> On the Cwcipedia pages for Rosey and Sonee, you said that they evolve at a high friendship, or happiness level, however, your newest character, Sandy Rosechu evolved after only one week! This must mean that she is happier than Robbie, Cerah, and Christine. Are Sonichu and Rosechu bad parents? Their kids are clearly very unhappy, or else they would have evolved by now!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight Incest with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Hal Emmerich}} &lt;konotaismywaifu@yahoo.jp&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris, exactly how strong would you say the average Sonichu or Rosechu is? I'm only asking because recently, one of them was not only fainted, but killed by an attack from a Voltorb. Voltorbs have a very low physical attack power, about equal to Luvdisc, a very feeble pokemon. Even a powerful move like Explosion wouldn't be very powerful against your average fully evolved Pokemon. Using [[Raichu]] as an example, the average explosion from a Voltorb of equal level to a Raichu would leave a Raichu alive with energy to spare, and certainly not faint it, much less kill it.<br /> <br /> My only conclusion from this is that [[Sonichu]]s and [[Rosechu]]s are incredibly weak [[Pokemon]], and that it's probably a good thing that they are very fast, because if an attack ever struck them, they would probably die as easily as Simonla did.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE NOT WEAK. The Voltorb was from a HACKED GAME, Evan used an Action Replay to raise Voltorb's attack to 999 so he was sure to kill [[Simonla]]. Thankfully that cheating, murdering, trolling bastard is DEAD now, killed in Righteous Vengeance by [[Wild]] and young [[Sandy]]. Now that she murdered him, she can grow up Well Adjusted!}}<br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&diff=310538 2023-08-12T01:00:52Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: Minor grammatical error.</p> <hr /> <div>:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''<br /> <br /> [[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|The TRUE and HONEST Asperchu]]<br /> <br /> '''''Asperchu''''' is a multiple award-winning comic series created by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. His [[Chris and art|deft artwork]], [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing.<br /> <br /> ==Similarities to Chris==<br /> [[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br /> [[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for DA.]]<br /> While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]],&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 32]]&lt;/ref&gt; there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[The Classic|striped-shirt wearing]] [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].<br /> <br /> These similarities between the two characters have resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger syndrome]], for [[Chris and his ego|some reason]].<br /> <br /> ==Chris on Asperchu==<br /> {{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Down With Asperchu]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> [[File:AsperchuNoHomo.JPG|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br /> <br /> It's no secret that Chris hates Asperger's syndrome (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even angrier when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.<br /> <br /> The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality. <br /> <br /> Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]&lt;/ref&gt; This letter was even more poorly received.<br /> <br /> Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].<br /> <br /> In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.<br /> <br /> When the ''Asperchu'' saga started taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] [[stress|dropped drastically]].<br /> <br /> Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its &quot;uncensored pictures&quot; and &quot;low resolution and blocky art&quot;. Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The &quot;uncensored pictures&quot; he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's &quot;uncensored pictures&quot; are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a &quot;kids' comic&quot;. Chris probably took the terms &quot;blocky&quot; and &quot;low-resolution&quot; from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode {{w|Road to the Multiverse}}. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and art|art]], it's practically the fucking [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel_ceiling ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.] It helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.<br /> <br /> ==Asperpedia==<br /> [[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]<br /> After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''[[Moon-Pals]]''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.<br /> <br /> [[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos&lt;ref&gt;[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]&lt;/ref&gt; where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.<br /> <br /> Alec, being a gentle soul, has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, {{w|Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi}}. His webmaster, Mao &quot;Bamboo&quot; Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.<br /> <br /> The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of {{w|2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti}}, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow men.<br /> <br /> Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site later set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.<br /> <br /> Eventually, on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.<br /> <br /> The Asperpedia was eventually shut down, however, according to Alec Benson Leary, &quot;It was run by a spazlord who took it down randomly in a fidgety fit one day. I didn't care to fight for it.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===The 19 January Demands===<br /> On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his Ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an &quot;EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER&quot; and becoming &quot;[[Mitch Sonichu]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:<br /> <br /> {{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.<br /> <br /> I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer &quot;Asperchu&quot;, just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}<br /> <br /> Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply &quot;Mitch Chu&quot;, who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.<br /> <br /> ==Apologies==<br /> In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. In addition, he apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).<br /> <br /> However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.<br /> <br /> A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).<br /> <br /> On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the &quot;Asperpedia Four.&quot; <br /> <br /> [[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 19]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 20]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Lars Call]]&lt;/ref&gt; but Chris did not honor his promise.<br /> <br /> By 2017, Chris had become more amenable towards ''Sonichu'' fan-fiction and parodies. He apologized to Alec in a Facebook post that October and offered that if Alec would print ''Asperchu'' through a self-publishing site, he would trade printed ''Sonichu'' in exchange.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Print_editions_for_fancomics&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Phone calls==<br /> {{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}<br /> <br /> On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.<br /> <br /> Alec also portrayed [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]] in a phone call with Chris.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==<br /> <br /> {{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}<br /> <br /> Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris involved Alec (along with Mao, Sean, and Evan) in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a kangaroo court trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a &quot;ten-button Electric chair&quot;. He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were &quot;misrepresented&quot; in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|&quot;not gay&quot;]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a &quot;d*** lunatic,&quot; after which he helps fry him to a crisp, before proceeding to violently contort Mao's limbs backward until they snap using telekinesis, followed shortly after by crushing his heart. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is executed by a firing squad from [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]], and [[Allison]].<br /> <br /> Amidst this brutality, Chris sees fit to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologize]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.<br /> <br /> In recent updates to [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Chris made good on his promise to &quot;revive&quot; Simonla. However, the pages reveal that [[:Image:Son11p22.jpg|she never died in the first place]]. This means that Chris set up the trial on a whim just so he would have a convenient excuse to kill Alec, Mao, Sean, and Evan.<br /> <br /> ==''Sonichu Revolution''==<br /> When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that might take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately, Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics. <br /> <br /> Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. While he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.<br /> <br /> ===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Sonichurevolution01.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichurevolution02.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichurevolution03.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichurevolution4.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichurevolution05.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichurevolution06.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichurevolution07.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichurevolution08.jpg<br /> Image:SonichuRevolution9.jpg<br /> Image:SonichuRevolution10.jpg<br /> Image:SonichuRevolution11.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichurevolution12.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichurevolution13.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==CWCipedia advertisements==<br /> [[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]<br /> Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] shooting Chris in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a &quot;[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]&quot;. Chris claimed that the ad didn't get to him, but given [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|his history with trollsome ads]], a non-reaction was nigh-impossible.<br /> <br /> [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, ''fucking awesome''. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually led to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].<br /> <br /> [[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]<br /> <br /> Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris never responded to this, most likely because he was too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]<br /> <br /> Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Chris's final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.<br /> <br /> == Legacy ==<br /> One of the last surviving relics of the ''Asperchu'' saga met its demise during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]] on 10 [[January 2014]]. The Asperchu [[medallion]], gifted to Chris by Alec, was destroyed in the fire, as Chris revealed in a [[Facebook]] post on [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|2 August 2014]].&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|August 2014 Facebook Posts]]&lt;/ref&gt; Notably, the somber tone Chris takes on in this post when recalling the destruction of this and other fan items seems to suggest that his feelings toward Alec and ''Asperchu'' as a whole may have softened over the years, though he could have just been feigning this for sympathy to [[Chris and money|e-beg]].<br /> <br /> Strangely, Chris stated that he did not know who made the medallion (or any of the other lost fan creations), suggesting that he [[Slow-in-the-minds|might not remember Alec at all]].<br /> <br /> ''Asperchu'' was mentioned in the [[CatKnight Interview]], in which Arthur Spatchcock brought up the series as a potential threat to ''Sonichu''&lt;nowiki&gt;'s&lt;/nowiki&gt; distribution in Europe, likely due to Alec's claim on the copyright of the character Mitch Sonichu. Chris reasoned that Asperchu &quot;is definitely not a canon character&quot; in his comics, [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|except for when he is]], rendering the issue moot [[Chris and copyright|as far as Chris is concerned]].&lt;ref&gt;[[CatKnight Interview]], [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-1-christine/s-iCiQa part 1], 8:40.&lt;/ref&gt; Once again, Alec is not mentioned directly.<br /> <br /> ==Idea Guy influences==<br /> {{main|Idea Guys}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Alec as Bodhi.jpg|thumb|Chris believes this is Alec – actually Bodhi from ''Payday 2''.]]<br /> <br /> During the Idea Guy saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality was hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts, and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Alec and Asperchu include:<br /> <br /> *Chris wanted clarification over what really happened in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] and asked Idea Guy if Alec and the other Asperpedia Four trolls were saved by becoming Amish or executed. Since Idea Guy was playing ''Payday 2'' at the time, he used the character Bodhi's bio for a revised version of Alec, telling Chris that Alec had escaped and giving Chris the picture of Bodhi, saying it was Alec.&lt;ref&gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *Asperchu is one of the 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:69_Sonichus.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]<br /> * [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on ComicFury]<br /> * [https://archive.org/details/AsperpediaRecoveryFiles Asperpedia Comic Archive]<br /> <br /> {{AsperchuSaga}}<br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> [[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]<br /> [[Category:Asperchu Saga]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_54&diff=310470 2023-08-10T23:48:11Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: Fixed a bad link.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 54''' was uploaded by the [[CWCipedia]]'s sysop on 2 [[February 2010]]. Due to the closure of the CWCipedia from 8-14 February, the response to these emails was delayed even more than usual.<br /> <br /> Chris managed to actually respond to every letter. Many of his answers were short and trite, but they did manage to address the content of each letter in some way.<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> ===Weights and measurements===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|John Doe}} &lt;tehsoothsayer@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Howdy Chris,<br /> <br /> I just wanted to say thank you. A few months ago I weighed 220 pounds, and then I heard that [[Obesity|you weighed]] a lot less than me. Knowing how fat you look, I realized that I must look even fatter if you weighed less than me, so I started eating healthier and exercising. I'm now down twenty pounds and feeling great, but looking back at pictures of my old self, you still look fatter than I did. I'm not sure I believe that you weigh &quot;a lot less&quot; than 220 pounds, and the only way I can think of for you to prove it is to [[WeighIn|make a video]] of you standing on a scale (no cheating!). I'm sure with your monthly tugboat you'll be able to pick up a five dollar scale at Wal-Mart. If you don't do this then I will consider you a liar and throw all of my support behind Alec and Asperchu.<br /> <br /> Thanks bro,<br /> John}}<br /> {{EmailReply|[[WeighIn|Very well, I will do that.]]}}<br /> <br /> ===Then why the fuck did you give him a form response?===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|David Wright (baseball)|David Wright}} &lt;applsus@gmail.com&gt;<br /> You made a promise to help Mike Jackson with his son. You broke that promise, and now he is dead. Killed by his own hand. Do you not understand? It was YOUR advice that corrupted his son. YOU brought about the circumstances that led to him running away. Through YOUR carelessness, callousness and ineptitude, that family has been destroyed forever. <br /> <br /> Do you care? Are you even sorry?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I do care, and I am very sorry.}}<br /> <br /> ===The continuing adventures of Creepichu &amp; Kimmi===<br /> [[File:Mailbag 54 Gal-Pal.png|thumb|Gal Pals Forever!]]<br /> {{Email|From: Rosie W &lt;doktorschnitzelv2@googlemail.com&gt;<br /> Hi.<br /> <br /> Creepella, did you mean Creepichu? If so then I'm very flattered that you'd consider her :3 I've been reading [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] for a long time now and it would be such an honour! Creepichu would be a great adition to show that you are accepting of people with severe mental disorders and criminals who have reformed and turned to the good side :) to show that even if you've done something as henious as eating baby [[Sonee &amp; Rosey|Sonees]] alive, perhaps even putting them in blenders first and drinking them as a kind of power shake, you can find happiness once you amend your mistakes.<br /> <br /> However I feel quite shocked by your views on her gal-pal [[Kimmi]] the Love Doll. I am not a troll, I just think Kimmi could be an interesting adition and I put a lot of thought into her story too as a matter of fact. She's Asian, so that's a little more diversity for CWCville and she's got a tragic past. Kimmi's been born into the sex trade industry and has spent her life being passed around many men and used for pleasure, none of which love her. None of them even use her correct name. Kimmi is just used and she's not even allowed to wear clothes to keep some dignity. She's lonely too, and has finally made an attempt to escape her harsh existance ''[sic]'' of being repeatedly violated every day in order to have a fresh start and fulfil her dreams of opening up her own Sushi restaurant. Sadly though the police of [[CWCville]] didn't believe her story and thought she was insane (well she was blowing down the street naked) and put her in the [[Fuzzy-Wuzzies_%26_Prickly-Wicklies|Prickley Wickley]] asylum. Creepichu upon realising that plastic does not taste so good as hedgehog flesh has taken poor Kimmi in as a good gal-pal and they work together.<br /> <br /> Seeing as you put your dog in CWCville, and Meg Griffen made an appearance, also that your comic does include sexual content...that you would perhaps see Kimmi the Love Doll as a rather amusing and fun adition. I find it a little sad that she's being so unsupported :(<br /> <br /> Please do reply, I attatched another picture for you too. Again, I have no working camera or a scanner so digitally drawing them is the best I can do.<br /> <br /> Love from London! xxxxxx [http://i45.tinypic.com/b4c4kg.png]}}<br /> {{EmailReply|&quot;Eating Sonees Alive&quot;? What the F*** is wrong with you?! I am not that kind of mentally disturbed person, and I would NEVER condone such a heinous deed.}}<br /> <br /> ===What is an screencap===<br /> {{Email|From: Kali Smith &lt;kali.kitsune@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> It's obvious that you've igrnor my previous email regarding [[Simonchu]]...<br /> <br /> Prove that you're the honest man you claim to be an screencap the data information on your first upload of Simonlia IF you want to prove to your fans that you're telling the truth.<br /> <br /> All though you're probably avoiding this because you can't prove that you made her before Simonchu.<br /> <br /> <br /> Your Drifting Fan,<br /> Kali Smith}}<br /> {{EmailReply|What is &quot;An Screencap&quot;?}}<br /> <br /> ===Masquerade===<br /> {{Email|From: blockkick78@aol.com<br /> <br /> Hi! You might not remember me, but I was the one who asked you about what you dressed up as for [[Halloween]] when you were a kid (back in [[Mailbag 33]]). You said you'd get back to me and, well, it's been a month and I've heard nothing, so I figured I'd ask again: what did you used to dress up as for Halloween as a kid (provide years as well)? Also, did you have a favorite [[Chris and cosplaying|costume]] and, if so, what was it and why was it your favorite? I'd also appreciate any pictures of you in Halloween comics that you might have.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Oh, please forgive me for the delay; I misread that question the first time. I can not recollect years, but as a child, I did dress up as [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], a Jack-O-Lantern, and even {{w|Beetlejuice}}. I do not have pictures of me in those costumes at the moment.}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris never misses an opportunity to tell that he does chores===<br /> {{Email|From: breakvistula@selfaware.com<br /> <br /> Why is there no [[Rosechu]] page on the CWCipedia? In fact, why have you been so lazy when it comes to updating the [[CWCipedia]] and adding pages for your characters? You don't even update daily any more. It's so lame.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Rosechu has her own bio page now, so feel free to read it. And I am making updates as often as possible. [[Chores|I have to work around the house some days of the week; very hard.]]}}<br /> <br /> ===Appreciate it!===<br /> {{Email|From: odnar@luukku.com<br /> Dear Christian,<br /> <br /> I have a couple of questions:<br /> <br /> 1) When will you be switching to widescreen for your videos? Now that [[Youtube]] supports it, it would be nicer if your videos didn't have that black bar.<br /> <br /> 2) Do you consider your childhood sheltered?<br /> <br /> 3) Have you considered to use more professional tools in [[Chris and art|drawing]] your comics? I think ruler and computer coloring would do wonders.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> True fan, Odnar}}<br /> {{EmailReply|1) While I'd like to go Widescreen, I am afraid I have no idea how to reformat any videos to be Widescreen, nor do I have currently any means of recording in Widescreen. 2) I do not consider my childhood sheltered; I have been outside of my house Numerously throughout my lifetime. 3) Classic Hand-Drawing/Coloring is more direct than going through a non-writing stylus and a tablet. Appreciate The Hand-Drawing/Coloring.}}<br /> <br /> ===Because putting something in the public water supply makes it &quot;optional&quot;===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|I Am Legend|Robert Neville}} &lt;theassburgers@hotmail.co.uk&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey Chris, I was trying to think of the best argument to present to you when it comes to your blatant homophobia. You obviously hate homosexuals and have even literally wished death upon them quite recently, expressing your desire to have them killed in an explosion.<br /> <br /> So here's what I managed to think of.<br /> <br /> You say you hate the gay lifestyle and that you think they engage in unnatural acts when making love to one another. You say you hope that one day a vaccine could be discovered in order to 'cure' homosexuality.<br /> <br /> Well you know what, Chris?<br /> <br /> I hate [[autistic]] people. I'm tired of them forcing their lifestyle down my throat. I hate the way they bumble around awkwardly in public and I despise the way they talk, with the constant stuttering and the long pauses in between words. I can't stand how their brains can't function properly and I loathe the way that they always blame everything on their special little condition. WHY would anybody CHOOSE to be a RETARD?! I HOPE THEY DIE.<br /> <br /> See what I'm doing here Chris?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Firstly, I have respectfully withdrawn that statement about the gays in the army, and I have a more positive opinion on them. As for the vaccine, it should be optional; for those gays who are not comfortable with their own lifestyle and want to be straight. Otherwise, they can live as they please. And for your comment, while I see the point you are making there, I do not care much for that. [[Speech impediment|I Rarely Stutter]], the pauses come up ONLY Sometimes when I've lost my train of thought, and my brain does function properly and sound. [[Chris and hypocrisy|You, sir, are obviously intollerant of the mentally handicapped]].}}<br /> ''The statement about gays in the army could still be read in [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|Mailbag 49]].''<br /> <br /> ===Expect more Animu content to be ripped off===<br /> {{Email|From: Aina Andrew &lt;aina.andrew@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> To Christian W. Chandler,<br /> <br /> Have you watched any [[anime]] (Japanese cartoons) in the past year?<br /> <br /> If so, which anime series did you watch? What did you think about the story? What did you think about the animation quality? Who is your favourite character in the series, and why is he/she your favourite character?<br /> <br /> / Aina Andrew}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I have watched the first season of &quot;{{w|Gunslinger Girl|Gunslinger Girl}}&quot; and &quot;{{w|Shuffle}}&quot;. I liked the [[China|blonde teenage girl]], because she is like a role model for the others in her group. And I liked Sia, because she is a feisty woman with a cute charm that is her own. The animation quality in both animes are very good.}}<br /> <br /> ===Oedipus complex===<br /> {{Email|From: griffin lord &lt;griffchimp@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> I have to say I'm VERY disappointed in you, Chris.<br /> <br /> Just today, my 6 year old nephew, Jonny, was staying at my house since his parents were at a wedding, so I let him use my computer so he could access the [[CWCipedia]] to read your [[Sonichu comics]], which he's a very big fan of (or WAS a fan of, as you'll read later). However, just as the front page loaded, he saw a disgusting image on the top of the main page of you fingering someone who I assume to be your mother. Needless to say, he was severely mentally scarred by this and wouldn't stop crying after he saw it. Then when his parents came to pick him up, he told them everything about what he saw on that site, and now his parents are angry at me on the grounds that I intentionally exposed him to pornography. They're even considering taking legal action against me for endangerment of a minor!<br /> <br /> How could you, Chris? Jonny used to look up to you and Sonichu as idols, but thanks to your perverted sense of humor, not only will he never read a Sonichu comic again, but he'll need mental counseling as well (VERY expensive mental counseling might I add) just to get that atrocious picture out of his head. And aside from that, I could be facing arrest as well for something I didn't do!<br /> <br /> All this because you couldn't resist allowing that offensive picture to be posted. Grow up and get a life!<br /> <br /> Yours truly,<br /> <br /> Griffin}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I did not draw that image; that was originally drawn by [[Mao]], [[Alec]], [[Evan]] or [[Sean]] on the [[Asperpedia]] who beforehand had bought the adspace wrongfully, and they did that in attempt to turn my fans against me. Feel Free to e-mail ALL your complaints personally to Mao and his crew at [mao@hsienko.com].}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris defends his use of English by citing a [[Mary Poppins|made-up word]].===<br /> {{Email|From: Robert Neville &lt;theassburgers@hotmail.co.uk&gt;<br /> <br /> I read that a key attribute of an autistic is that they tend to restrict themselves to [[PS3|repetitive day-to-day behaviour]]. I also read that this can even take the form of repetitive speech patterns. Though I wasn't able to obtain any information about my following theory, I've observed something about yourself.<br /> <br /> I believe autism can affect a person's typing, as well as their speech patterns. My theory here is displayed by your repetitive usage of short phrases, which you commonly treat as though they are a proper noun or proper adjective.<br /> <br /> 'Harshest Criticisms', '[[Aspergers|Worst Cut of Cow Meat]]' and 'Twisted Truths' are just several examples of your extensive collection of these phrases.<br /> <br /> Why do you use them so much? Do you have a limited vocabulary due to your autism? Why do you always capitalise the first letter of each word in these phrases? You don't need to. 'Harshest Criticisms' is also grammatically incorrect, as is 'Twisted Truths'.<br /> <br /> Maybe it would help your aspirations of entering the comic book business if you took a literary class or two? If you plan on writing Sonichu yourself forever then you must possess good literary skills.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I used those terms ONLY when I felt appropriate to emphasize my point I was trying to make. I do not have a limited vocabulary; I have learned a LOT of words in my lifetime, most good words of which throughout my School Education Life, such as the word, &quot;[[Love Quest|Fickle]]&quot;, &quot;[[Collosal Chan|Omnipotent]]&quot;, &quot;Antidisestablishmentarenisim&quot;, and &quot;[[Chris and English|Supercalifragilisticespialadocious]]&quot;.}}<br /> ''It's also worth noting that &quot;fickle&quot; is another word Chris uses a lot and that &quot;antidisestablishmentarianism&quot; (which Chris misspells) is basically a joke word at this point and it's extremely doubtful that Chris knows its actual meaning: being in favor of keeping the Anglican Church as the state religion of the United Kingdom.''<br /> <br /> ===Sloth and lack of experience===<br /> {{Email|From: rationalape@yahoo.com<br /> How can you call yourself caring individual and not care about your non-existent fans? You won't even answer their messages, let alone mine. You're just as LAZY as you are [[naive|NAIVE]].}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am answering the messages right now. And I am not [[Chris and health|lazy]] or [[naive]].}}<br /> <br /> ===Moon pals is fucking awesome===<br /> {{Email|From: Sean Watley &lt;seanawatley@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Chris,<br /> <br /> In an upcoming [[Moon-Pals]], the severed head of Crystal Weston Chandler will become possessed by a Kandarian demon (as per the movie [//https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Evil_Dead ''Evil Dead'']), come to Earth in search of human souls to devour, and start a sexual relationship with your dog, [[Patti-chan]]. Please reflect these changes in the next Sonichu so as not to confuse anyone.<br /> <br /> Thanks bruh.<br /> <br /> Sean Watley}}<br /> {{EmailReply|NO. Your &quot;Strips&quot; are Parodic and NOT cannon whatsoever to my, and The Original, Sonichu Pages. So you can go do your own [[Tobacky|drugs]] and burn your own strips to smoke with, you DOPE.}}<br /> <br /> ===Whores VS the simple life===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Michael Steele}} &lt;hip.hoprevolution@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Chris. My name is Michael Steele, Chairman and Leader of the Republican Party. I've been following your career as a professional Comic-book artist and Rolemodel for some years now, and am convinced that a young individual of your outstanding talent, charisma and moral fibre are just what this country needs to lead her people as we forge a new path forward in the 21st century. Our party respects a man who's not afraid to speak out against the depravity in society presented by the [[homos]]exual menace, the horrors of [[smoking]] and drug abuse, and the devastation wrecked across the nation by the terror of internet [[troll]]ing. We were particularly impressed by your obvious expertise in anti-homosexual policy debate. Before you, we thought we could only ask the homos not to get married. Never before did we even suspect that we could solve the entire problem by strapping them to chairs and forcing female prostitutes on them!<br /> <br /> The way I see it, I don't see how you could lose. You are a sensation amongst the youth demographic; your ingenious Sonichu comics have inspired a generation of young people to drop their cynical aspirations and instead do their duty for [[America]] and write comic books for Uncle Sam. Your mayoral career of [[Cwcville]], portrayed in your Sonichu comics, shows what a wise and courageous leader you can be. You never lost a SINGLE election there! Even your rotund figure belies a man that's dressed for success; one who's not afraid to eat substantially to display his success in life. Plus, with the recent electoral success of Sarah Palin (famous for her straight talkin, common sense folkyism and [[Slow-in-the-mind|Downs Syndrome]] son), we feel there is a strong sympathy vote for retards such as yourself who has suffered the tortures of life with [[Autism]] and succeeded due to his own genius and determination, never taking the easy way out of life.<br /> <br /> I know you are a fan of [[Barack Obama]], but we feel you'll be more at home in our party, the &quot;Moral Majority&quot;, who are willing to step out from the crowd who would demean and slander us just for our bigotry.<br /> <br /> We can start small perhaps; you could run for councilman at [[Ruckersville]], or mayor, but who knows what might happen in the future? Governor? [[A Public Announcement for Congress|Congressman?]] Senator? President? I don't see why you can't be each of those things and more. With your legions of followers in your loyal fanbase, there's some rich campaign funds to draw on, and a big cheer squad!<br /> <br /> So at long last Chris, I want to offer you a political career in the Republican party. Please let me know if you're interested on the cwcipedia. I will contact you again to work out the details.<br /> <br /> Yours sincerely,<br /> Michael Steele<br /> Chairman of the Republican Party.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I prefer the simple life at the moment.}}<br /> <br /> ===Fatty===<br /> {{Email|From: lalanne@food4u.com<br /> Why did you lie about losing weight? I watched you last few videos, and you look fatter than ever.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|The camera tends to add weight; I am about [[WeighIn|200 lbs]]; a lot less then the past 220+ lbs.}}<br /> <br /> ===In which some asshole tries to get Chris's social security number===<br /> {{Email|From: It's {{w|Gendo Ikari|Gendo}} &lt;shinji.you.suck@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Remember those nine numbers, Chris?<br /> <br /> &quot;I will take that under great consideration.&quot;<br /> <br /> I have given you ample time to consider this.<br /> <br /> These are very important numbers, Chris. Have you ever considered that your dream of a twin sister has a basis in reality? Your parents didn't want you to know. They were afraid of what would happen. They wanted control over you, but they no longer have control. Consider this: My organization has the technology to be able to find your sister, wherever she is. We can make her the perfect being; somebody who will sympathize with your ordeals and torturous pain, somebody who will complement your ego -- your soul. We just need those nine numbers. I expect a reply soon. Do not disappoint me.<br /> <br /> Gendo}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Dude, Crystal is my Comic-Self's Sister; she does not exist in real life.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_42&diff=310451 2023-08-10T17:34:58Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: Fixed a couple non-links to actual links.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 42''' was uploaded by the [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 17 [[January 2010]] and answered two days later. Many of the letters in it were originally placed in [[Mailbag 41]], and were moved in order to make 41 all [[Asperchu]] from start to finish.<br /> <br /> Compared to the stuff Chris pulled in the last few mailbags, this one was painfully dull. Chris took a few moments to try to explain why he was not cool with dating a [[black]] girl, got all pissy about the fact that [[Rosechu]] is apparently transgendered, and failed to address the fact that he hadn't changed shirts in the better part of a week. The rest of it was all the normal Chris BS we've read before.<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> ===Chris is a great artist===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Augustus Hill}} &lt;ahill@virginia.usa.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Yo Chris,<br /> <br /> Why is all [[:Category:Fan art|Sonichu fanart]] better than your original [[Sonichu]] art?<br /> <br /> Cheers}}<br /> {{EmailReply|While some are better, and some are worse (especially all that are Low-Resolution and Blocky-Style), than my own hand-drawn style, NOT ALL are better; that is your own exaggerated opinion (no personal offense meant).}}<br /> <br /> ===Nose to the grindstone===<br /> {{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] &lt;hamstythehamster@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Yo Chris, seriously when I mean stop losing [[fans]]. I meant it. Like dude, the Asperpedia is gonna wipe you out in approximately 5 weeks. Seriously. I'm not joking. Also, you should make 5 pages a day.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I am working on it]].}}<br /> <br /> ===White supremacy is now a &quot;noble cause&quot;===<br /> {{Email|From: [//https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oz_(TV_series)_characters#The_Bikers Jazz Hoyt] &lt;jazzhoyt@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey Chris,<br /> <br /> Are you worried that if whites and people of colour continue to have children together, the entire white race will be wiped out? We'll be nothing more than a race of coffee coloured people.<br /> <br /> I am part of a group that fights against this. I'm not racist - I just don't want to see whites become extinct.<br /> <br /> Will you join us?<br /> <br /> Your friend,<br /> Jazz.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Possibly a noble cause, yet sounds racial. I will not join your group, but thank you for extending the offer.}}<br /> <br /> ===Weapons-grade racism===<br /> {{Email|From: Annie Miss &lt;toggaf@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> You were asked if you were against interracial marriages.<br /> <br /> Your [[Mailbag 37#So basically yes|response]] was, and I quote, &quot;No I do not mean that. I mean Old Fashioned as in the Classic white-marry-white type of thing.&quot;<br /> <br /> SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU'RE AGAINST INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES ''YOU DUMB FUCK''}}<br /> ''Chris deleted the italicized words, because he's a dumb fuck in denial.''<br /> {{EmailReply|You misword me, I meant that I personally am NOT against Other People in having interracial relationships and marriage. The quote you bring up to question is in reference to Only Myself considering interracial relationships, of which I have stated earlier that while I am comfortable with being Friends with black people, I do not feel comfortable with pursuing a relationship with them Myself.<br /> <br /> &quot;What may be right for you, may not be right for some&quot;; I fall within the &quot;some&quot;, but I do not and will not discourage interracial relationships of any kind for everybody else. We are Individual People after all, and this is a mostly free country we live in.<br /> <br /> --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:25, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris assumes all adult males spend most of their money on toys===<br /> {{Email|From: b1496380@uggsrock.com<br /> <br /> Hey Chris.<br /> <br /> You say you've watched the 40-Year-Old [[Virgin]] a grand number of times. Well remember the part in the film where his friends are trying to help him get laid and they get him to move all of the toys out of his house? How come you don't get rid of your toys? Women don't like manchildren, dude.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Forgive me for answering your question with another question, but considering you ask me the question, you are likely having the same problem, so I ask you, Why don't YOU sell your stuff? Think about it.}}<br /> <br /> ===It was just a girl that had all the physical characteristics of a boy===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Snatcher|Randam Hajile}} &lt;rhajile@safetymail.info&gt;<br /> <br /> According to the Bulbapedia, the #1 source for [[Pokemon]] related facts, it states this:<br /> <br /> &quot;Gender differences:<br /> A female Raichu has a smaller, blunted lightning bolt at the end of its tail.&quot;<br /> <br /> Yet, the Raichu which Rosechu evolved from has the male pointed tail. So on a factual basis, Rosechu evolved from a male. Thus making her transgendered.<br /> <br /> I don't see how you could object to that. Even if you made a mistake while drawing, it doesn't change what Rosechu evolved from.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sincerely,&lt;br&gt;Randam Hajile}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Well Excuse Me for MISDRAWING ONE DETAIL, BUT the Fact Remains that the Raichu Rosechu transformed from WAS FEMALE. Do Not Judge a Pok'emon by their Shape, or &quot;Don't Judge a Book by its Cover.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> ===The return of autism shots===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|John Williams}} &lt;bigbootybitches357@aol.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey Chris,<br /> <br /> If you ever find a girlfriend and have kids are you going to get them vaccinated, since vaccines are supposed to give them [[autism]]?<br /> <br /> Oh, and you should thank that [[Asperchu]] guy for the all free publicity he's been giving you lately.<br /> <br /> John Williams}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I'll consult the physicians about that when the time comes. And to the second comment, I say, &quot;Whatever, I have no comment.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> ===It's called an art style===<br /> {{Email|From: Brianna Ricaud (bricaud75@gmail.com)<br /> <br /> If you delete, edit or ignore this e-mail you will have lost another fan. I expect a well reasoned reply.<br /> <br /> Chris, why are you such a hypocrite? You denounce nudity and cursing in Asperchu's comics, but the nudity in Asperchu is tasteful and restrained and the cursing is relevant to the story. However you have drawn HARDCORE PORN of your Sonichus and cursed a lot more in your [[Youtube]] videos. There are also a lot of videos and pictures of YOURSELF doing FILTHY, DISGUSTING things and showing your privates, but you feel you can judge Alec for drawing a few innocent pictures.<br /> <br /> You have lost a lot of fans and unless you SINCERELY apologize to Alec and acknowledge that Asperchu is a better comic and step up your own efforts, you will lose the few fans you have left.<br /> <br /> Brianna}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Firstly, I am not a hypocrite; I drew what I did because I was under the stressed influence brought on from the [[anger]] and rage against the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage. Besides which, I have censored the parts with images of Lemons and Bananas in the past, and I had ISSUED THE WARNING on the uncensored versions with the &quot;TV-MA&quot; recreation and that if you were UNDER 18, you should not view that content.<br /> <br /> And those other images from My Person of My Person were TRICKED FROM ME in the past BY THE TROLLS behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.<br /> <br /> And Asperchu is NOT a better comic, because of the Defaultly-Uncensored Content WITHOUT WARNING, and it is drawn in a Grotesque Low-Resolution Blocky-Style.<br /> <br /> --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:25, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Revenge of No Comment III: The unbeing statement===<br /> {{Email|From: Harold<br /> No, Chris, I'm clearly not stereotyping you.<br /> <br /> You really don't understand love. You're confusing it with merely liking a person. What do you think love is? Physical attraction plus liking someone? No, it's deeper than that.<br /> <br /> Like, I really don't blame you for wanting to cure the [[homos]]. You can't understand what it's like to be in love. If you did, you would realize it's horrible to cure homos. You're tearing them away from their loved ones. You aren't capable of understanding their feelings, so you don't get why everyone is so mad.<br /> <br /> Don't worry about it. It's not your fault.<br /> <br /> ~ A fan}}<br /> {{EmailReply|No Comment.}}<br /> <br /> ==Rejected Mailbag==<br /> ===The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything===<br /> {{Email|From: Richard Allonger &lt;longhardroadtonowhere@mail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris,<br /> I noticed in that [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|Mr. Plow video]] that you recently made that the shirt you've worn for the past 3 days says &quot;RUGBY&quot; on the back, and that you seem to love wearing rugby shirts for some reason. The sport of rugby is quite popular in various gay communities in America. Isn't that interesting? Your favorite type of shirt comes from a sport that gay people love! Here's the website of the biggest league: http://www.igrab.net/<br /> <br /> Richard Allonger}}<br /> ''Chris messed up the reply template, causing his response to display incorrectly.''<br /> {{EmailReply|My mother bought the shirt for me FROM a Goodwill; just because I wear it does not mean that there is anything favored about it.}}<br /> <br /> ==Gone forever==<br /> ===His name was Robert Paulson===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Fight Club|robert.f.paulson}}@gmail.com<br /> <br /> Chris,<br /> <br /> Why have you been wearing the same shirt for multiple days in a row? This represents a very poor concept of hygiene. The shirt must smell awful and the smell could easily make people sick. Try teaching our children better values like washing your clothes every once in a while. You do this far too often.<br /> <br /> You disgust me,<br /> Robert}}<br /> <br /> ===On backmasking===<br /> {{Email|From: Father {{w|Tomás de Torquemada|Tomas Torquemada}} &lt;auto_de_fe@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris,<br /> <br /> What you're saying in [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|that video]] is NOT Spanish and is NOT Christian. Christians (and Spanish-speaking people) DON'T cast DEMONIC SPELLS on other people. You kids all think SIGNING A CONTRACT WITH THE DEVIL and SELLING YOUR SOUL for EVIL POWERS is &quot;cool&quot;, but you'll regret it. Have fun BURNING IN HELL with your new best pal SATAN for being a WITCH.<br /> <br /> Father Tomas Torquemada}}<br /> <br /> ===On brain voodoo===<br /> {{Email|From: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oz_(TV_series)_characters#Key Kareem Siad] &lt;supreme@allah.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris,<br /> <br /> I was a steadfast Sonichu fan until your [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|recent video]] when I suddenly found myself LOVING Asperchu and HATING Sonichu. I do not know why, but I guess I'll have to turn to the Asperpedia for my comic fix.<br /> <br /> K.S.}}<br /> <br /> ===On Christian's total disregard for Christianity===<br /> {{Email|From: Mark &lt;SMark700@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris I am disappointed in your comics, it's not the comics themselves but the remarks you've been making about Asperchu. You call it out on being unreligious.<br /> <br /> However I've come to figure that you only [[Chris and religion|believe in God]] because you think you can get him to do things for you. Whether it's to [[Jason Kendrick Howell|kill people you have disagreements with]] or to get yourself a women. I don't think it says anywhere in the bible God is a tool for you to get your greatest desires, Thats the devils job. You've said you succesfully cursed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and others out of vengeance, but at what cost(your soul?).<br /> <br /> That power would have to come at a price, would God really bless you with powers to ruin lives. Or would the Devil notice an easy target to spread around chaos and take your soul at the end of your life?}}<br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_reality&diff=310421 2023-08-09T15:39:24Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: Minor grammatical crap.</p> <hr /> <div>{{HealthDisclosure}}<br /> {{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.&lt;ref name=rare&gt;[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> [[File:30yrslater.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]<br /> [[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|...for real.]]<br /> <br /> '''Reality''' is a concept that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with [[autism]] struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives. Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy, especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.<br /> <br /> Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting, and [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,&lt;ref&gt;According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.&lt;/ref&gt; to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.<br /> <br /> Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities that he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].<br /> <br /> Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program. <br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> == Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==<br /> <br /> [[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his &quot;[[Chris and fashion|I'm Done Adulting]]&quot; T-shirt while begging for money and being surrounded by toys in his [[Patreon announcement]]. (You can't be finished with something that never started.)]]<br /> <br /> ===Parental enabling===<br /> Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris's warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that &quot;special rules&quot; exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that [[Greene County Conspiracy|anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy]], whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].<br /> <br /> ===Psychological problems===<br /> <br /> The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.<br /> <br /> Chris exhibits signs of {{W|maladaptive daydreaming}}, a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid [[daydreams]] and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{w|Peter Pan syndrome}} is a pop psychology term to describe those who are immature and refuse to grow up and accept adult responsibilities. Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]], instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was &quot;trying hard to revert to childhood&quot;, based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.<br /> <br /> A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but couches it in the belief of different [[dimensions]] to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).<br /> <br /> {{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,&lt;ref&gt;[[January 2019 social media posts]]&lt;/ref&gt; a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[Reddit]]&lt;/ref&gt; showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}<br /> <br /> Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations and are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as &quot;[[meditation]]&quot; or &quot;astral projection&quot; (read: simple imagination), another indicator that his issue is Maladaptive Daydreaming.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.&lt;ref&gt;[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris' behavior and beliefs however align at least somewhat with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder Schizotypal personality disorder], which is thought to exist on a spectrum with Schizophrenia. Him matching at least six of the nine diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:<br /> <br /> *ideas of reference (believing that [[COVID-19|certain]] generally innocuous [[Dimensional Merge|events ]] hold special meaning or messages for oneself)<br /> *[[CPU Blue Heart|strange beliefs]] or [[magical thinking]] that [[Mary Lee Walsh|influences behavior]] and is inconsistent with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|subcultural norms]]<br /> *[[Imaginary friends|abnormal perceptual experiences, including bodily illusions]]<br /> *[[Conspiracy theories|suspiciousness]] or [[Greene County Conspiracy|paranoid ideation]]<br /> *[[Saga|strange behavior]] or [[Chris and fashion|appearance]]<br /> *excessive social anxiety that does not diminish with familiarity and tends to be associated with paranoid fears rather than negative judgments about self, (whilst Chris was largely comfortable around his paid-for [[Gal-Pal|companions]] during [[Manchester High School|High School]], his interaction with both the [[Love Quest|fairer sex]] and [[Man in the pickle suit|pickle bearers]] have since been riddled with [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|paranoid fears]] and [[Manajerks|delusions]])<br /> <br /> The last three symptoms, however, namely:<br /> *strange thinking and speech <br /> *lack of close friends<br /> *inappropriate or constricted affect<br /> whilst also present in Chris, can be almost exclusively attributed to his [[autism]], much like his [[narcissism]]. Also, Schizotypal individuals generally do not develop the [[Messiah complex|grandiose delusions]] he has developed over the years and are [[Chris's room|generally reclusive]]. So further digging than internet armchair analysis is required, which Chris of course will likely never receive, thanks to his [[Chris and mental healthcare|adamant refusal]] to seek out help voluntarily or benefit from professional help that is forced upon him.<br /> <br /> ===Lack of grounding in the real world===<br /> [[File:Artist_Depiction_of_Chris_mind.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris's imaginary world after he passes away and it dies with him.]]<br /> Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out the purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].<br /> <br /> Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents always provide a roof over his head, Chris has never had an incentive to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a minimum-waged or volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.<br /> <br /> Chris's hobbies are mostly limited to [[Netflix]], [[video games]], [[YouTube]], and [[Twitter]]. Despite supposedly having a calling for art, he rarely draws like he used to. While video games can stimulate the brain, his hobbies leave little room for creativity or substantial self-improvement. Even a simple hobby like photography would be a big step up from Chris's current avocations. <br /> <br /> Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for &quot;three to six hours per day&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]&lt;/ref&gt;&quot;. When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.<br /> <br /> {{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing [[Tetris 99]] to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.&lt;ref&gt;[[Discord]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Escapist fantasies===<br /> [[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and [[Chris and science#Mathematics|calculate]] the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real-world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.<br /> <br /> This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 8]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.&lt;ref name=rare&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.<br /> <br /> In September 2012, he complained:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.&lt;ref&gt;[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> By summer 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism to the point that he was [[dancing with Magi-Chan]], one of his [[imaginary friends]], at [[BronyCon]]. In October of that year, from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. This led to Chris being exploited by a number of trolls, with the most infamous being the [[Idea Guys]]. Chris would only continue to retreat further and further into this elaborate alternate reality he has constructed in his mind. While under arrest for [[Jail Saga|sexually assaulting his elderly mother]], Chris chose to ignore the seriousness of the situation he was in and gave a long spiel to the responding police officers about Sonichu, his status as a Supreme Goddess, and the Dimensional Merge. Currently, as Chris sits in prison awaiting trial, he has now chosen to believe that he is also the [[Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021|reincarnation of Jesus Christ.]]<br /> <br /> ===Cult of the Idea Guys===<br /> {{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}<br /> {{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]<br /> <br /> On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris.&lt;ref&gt;Date given in [[Sonichu 13]].&lt;/ref&gt; Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative that included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.&lt;ref name=IGQA&gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise, taking advantage of Chris's desire for validation, brainwashed his beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.<br /> <br /> At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.&lt;ref name=extortionists&gt;&lt;/ref&gt; Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|&quot;Reality&quot; is a malleable concept to Chris.<br /> <br /> To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.<br /> <br /> Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.<br /> <br /> In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.<br /> <br /> That reality is most important to him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Why Chris Continued Believing Idea Guys Influence]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.<br /> <br /> ==Consequences==<br /> [[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Bad Beginning]]&lt;/ref&gt;]]<br /> <br /> Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm, fall for con men exploiting his beliefs, and cause damage to his home.<br /> <br /> ===Self-harm===<br /> {{w|Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria}} is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[magical thinking]] to treat his gender dysphoria.<br /> <br /> In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his {{w|gynecomastia}} and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.<br /> <br /> He pursued the penis-vagina transformation and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.&lt;ref&gt;[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]&lt;/ref&gt; Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] in an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.<br /> <br /> ===Con artists===<br /> While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.<br /> <br /> The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith in anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.&lt;ref name=extortionists&gt;[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]&lt;/ref&gt; Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles, and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br /> <br /> Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.<br /> <br /> Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.<br /> <br /> ===Property damage===<br /> {{quote|My hands have punched that wall more than once in the past, yes. But it was part of the sequence of events at the time in practice of physically breaking the threads of the [[iron curtain]] veil.|Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[WCT DMs#Upset at MLP G5]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> As of [[July 2021]], a bathroom in the Chandler home has damage to the drywall from being punched in. Chris stated that he had punched the wall in order to physically break the &quot;[[Iron Curtain]]&quot; - his term for a dimensional barrier between reality and his fantasy dimension [[C-197]].<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Direct Message to Hasbro - MLPG5 Is Cancelled.-ay-NMiYIdGI.mp400002-min.png|[[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|A video]] still showing the punched-in wall.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Fantasy and fiction==<br /> {{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}<br /> {{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}<br /> {{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.&lt;ref name=&quot;ABL call 2&quot;&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening were staggering... [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|And one day, it did happen!]]]]<br /> <br /> By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].<br /> <br /> === CWCville ===<br /> <br /> {{main|CWCville}}<br /> <br /> CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is built around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].<br /> <br /> All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as &quot;father&quot;, in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia&lt;/ref&gt; [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc&lt;/ref&gt; and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding&lt;ref&gt;[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]&lt;/ref&gt; are said to actually happen &quot;off-screen&quot;, instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a &quot;spoiler&quot; in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already &quot;happened&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37&lt;/ref&gt; It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgment infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the &quot;corrections&quot; he has made to theirs.<br /> <br /> When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreating from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.<br /> <br /> Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville &quot;IN REAL LIFE&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]&lt;/ref&gt; He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is &quot;[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> === Dimensions ===<br /> {{main|Dimensions|Dimensional Merge}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.&lt;ref name=IGQA&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift the responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.<br /> <br /> The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, and wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the &quot;dimensional curtain&quot;. A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension &quot;1218&quot; (sometimes referred to as &quot;Earth 1218&quot;) is the dimension of reality. The dimension &quot;C-197&quot; is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.<br /> <br /> ===Imaginary friends===<br /> {{main|Imaginary friends}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, [[May 2018 social media posts#Imaginary family|vowing]] that we will see his characters in the flesh.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|When I look into the eyes of a Original or Fictional Character, I do not see Fiction at all; I see a full living being and individual. I see a friend, or lover in few cases.|Chris, [[April 2021 social media posts#Fictional characters|describing]] how he sees his characters as real.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]<br /> <br /> In addition to CWCville, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is another major element of escapism. A mix of maladaptive coping and daydreaming, Chris believes that [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] actually exists in both [[C-197]] and [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|1218]], and that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality, conflating his inner monologue with imagined visions and voices of his fictional friends.<br /> <br /> There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism intensifies. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s&lt;ref&gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.&lt;/ref&gt; or in which he claims to be with any of them.&lt;ref name=aug2019car&gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In the fall of 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].<br /> <br /> ===Magical thinking===<br /> {{main|Magical thinking}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.&lt;ref name=uri&gt;[[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}<br /> <br /> Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in the effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris&lt;ref name=uri&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].<br /> <br /> ===Superstitions===<br /> [[Image:Chris_chan_and_reality_jpg.jpg|450px|thumb|left|{{w|The Shining (film)|&quot;Great party, isn't it?&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well. Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting. <br /> <br /> Chris dislikes the number 13 because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with {{w|Microsoft Office}} notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.&lt;ref&gt;Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip &quot;unlucky&quot; Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])&lt;ref&gt;[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].&lt;/ref&gt; and where the Episode ''&quot;One Lucky Dog&quot;'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labeled &quot;[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: &quot;One Lucky Dog&quot;|Episode 12.5]]&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]&lt;/ref&gt; On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:<br /> * Renumbering 13 as 12&lt;small&gt;A&lt;/small&gt;, 12½ or 12.5;<br /> * Renumbering 13 as 12&lt;small&gt;B&lt;/small&gt;, and renumber 12 as 12&lt;small&gt;A&lt;/small&gt;.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is &quot;Pisces, and it's fun to think about&quot;. He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], &quot;I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]&lt;/ref&gt; One of the quotes on his first Facebook was &quot;I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart&quot;. His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].<br /> <br /> Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls &quot;[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]&quot;. He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].<br /> <br /> ==In the real world==<br /> ===Science and technology===<br /> {{main|Chris and science}}<br /> {{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19‎‎]].&lt;ref name=viral&gt;[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great &quot;fixer-upper.&quot; Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).<br /> <br /> Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge of basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.<br /> <br /> ===Social rules===<br /> {{main|Dating education}}<br /> Chris also obsesses over popular &quot;rules&quot; about relationships. He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.<br /> <br /> Other &quot;rules&quot; Chris has culled from pop culture include superficial platitudes about decency, often expecting them to be valid in situations concerning others he has wronged. To name a specific example, besides emphatically claiming to be [[True and Honest]] and [[Chris and remorse|requesting]] [[Apology Letters|others]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|&quot;forgive and forget&quot;]], [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|Chris once openly expressed a belief]] that learning morals about love and friendship from franchises like ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''Care Bears'' '''can prevent war''' (woefully unaware that the real world and human beings are many times more complex than what is portrayed in a cartoon for young children).<br /> <br /> ===Conspiracy theories===<br /> {{main|Conspiracy theories}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.&lt;ref&gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].<br /> <br /> ===Estimation===<br /> {{Main|Mathematics}}<br /> {{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 9]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of {{w|dyscalculia}}, a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.<br /> <br /> ===Lack of theory of mind===<br /> Chris has no idea on what the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a different opinion from him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]]. While autistic people have long been stereotyped with a lack of theory of mind, research into the double empathy problem proves they don't necessarily lack it, though Chris definitely does – his actions speak for little, if any.<br /> <br /> ===Narcissistic tendencies===<br /> {{main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}<br /> Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]&lt;/ref&gt; The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris &quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]&quot; Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a &quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]&quot; denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.<br /> <br /> In addition to lies, Chris expects that any [[Chris and remorse|so-called &quot;apology&quot;]] will immediately change the minds of any perceived &quot;enemy&quot; of his and everything will be sunshine and rainbows for him again. [[Chris_and_remorse#Index_of_Chris.27s_apologies|He has done this many times before]] [[Megan_emails,_2008#Megan_can.27t_trust_Chris_anymore|but]] [[Mailbag_26#Mary_Lee_Walsh_trolls_IRL|almost]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|always]] [[Apology Letters|not]] working out in his favor, especially considering his [[Chris and his ego|self-centered temperament]] and [[Chris and the law|generally nonchalant disregard for social etiquette]] are often what cause him trouble in the first place.<br /> <br /> Later on, however, he opted for [[Unban contracts|a different approach in the form of contracts]]. In addition to (unwittingly) invalidating his own contract with a stipulation that store managers ''cannot hand him over to the police'', he proclaimed that refusal to let an individual with a history of belligerent and disruptive behavior run amok in a retail setting would prove a manager to be &quot;most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul&quot;, even accusing them of potential discrimination simply because he identifies as an LGBT person.<br /> <br /> Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be &quot;fakers&quot; who are taking &quot;the Shine and Limelight&quot; away from genuine autistic people such as himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; Although Chris has admitted that this &quot;fact&quot; is only his &quot;own idea,&quot; he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|&quot;conform to blasphem[y].&quot;]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt; As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be signs of a conspiracy targeting himself.<br /> <br /> Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lived in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughingstock in the process.<br /> <br /> Like many of his worst flaws, this contributed to the biggest mess Chris had ever gotten himself into. In [[July 2021|July of 2021]], Chris felt a need to confide in someone that [[Affair with Mother|he was shagging his elderly mom]], after previously lying that he was with an anonymous older woman. For this, he chose [[Bella]], foolishly thinking he could trust her to keep the details secret, despite Chris confessing to the illegal act of incest, having been informed by [[Null]] she's an obvious troll ''and'' that he had suffered the consequences of [[Honest Content|oversharing personal information]] (multiple times) '''for years'''. Needless to say, [[Jail Saga|this caused a ruckus that ultimately led to Chris getting arrested]].<br /> <br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Fantasies}}<br /> {{Health}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_28&diff=310407 2023-08-09T01:26:50Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: replaced dead link to The Bear That Wasn't with one that still has the cartoon.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 28''' was uploaded by [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop the 30 [[December 2009]] and it was answered by [[Chris]] the same day.<br /> <br /> The most interesting letter in this mailbag consisted wholly of Chris railing against [[Asperchu]]. In his response, Chris called Alec Benson Leary's incredible masterpiece a &quot;[[parody]]&quot; as though it's a horrible insult. This seems [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] considering his constant defending of [[Sonichu]] as a parody. <br /> <br /> The only other notable response in this mailbag consisted of Chris's amazing [[Homos|homophobia]] being being mixed with his equally amazing [[Niggos|racism]]. None of his other responses were longer than a single line of text, which makes his [[Mailbag 27#Is Chris Hitting on Bailey Jay?|astoundingly long response to the trap in the prior mailbag]] even ''more'' interesting.<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> ===Chris the waterboy===<br /> {{Email|From: toponehun@aol.com<br /> Hey, I read somewhere that you were on your high school basketball team. What position did you play? I played guard and my younger brother was a water boy or &quot;manager&quot; as they called it. Yeah, that loser managed our dirty jock straps haha. Do you have any good basketball stories for you fans?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I was Manager of the Varsity Basketball Team.}}<br /> <br /> ===No comment===<br /> {{Email|From: George King &lt;anchornow53@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Why exactly did you stop volunteering at the [[Pokemon]] League?}}<br /> <br /> ===And again===<br /> {{Email|From: Scott Peters &lt;awareofmytongue@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> In one video, you say you regularly watch porn. In another video, you quote Matthew 5:27-30. Do you realize that Matthew 5:28 specifically states that pornography is a sin? &quot;But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.&quot; So do you follow the Bible and not watch pornography like a good Christian, or you the bad kind of Christian and views pornography and will be going to Hell for it?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|No Comment.}}<br /> <br /> ===Technically, yes...===<br /> {{Email|From: kaybear@mail.com<br /> You're almost 28. Why do you think you are still a [[virgin]] at your age?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Because I still have not ever had sexual intercourse.}}<br /> <br /> ===Very thorough===<br /> {{Email|From: looneysgovernments@post.com<br /> Why did you like/respect George W. Bush?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|He made some good decisions.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris thinks of dudes kissing===<br /> {{Email|From: Andrew Newberry &lt;newbunkle@hotmail.co.uk&gt;<br /> <br /> Hi Chris, love the [[comic]]s.<br /> <br /> I'm in an interracial relationship, and it hurts when people tell me I shouldn't marry the woman I love. I once heard a racist say that it would be ok to ban interracial marriage because it doesn't discriminate - anyone can get married, as long as its to a person of the same race.<br /> <br /> Naturally I disagree with him and his sick, twisted thoughts. I know you would agree with me because you are part [[Cherokee]], isn't that right? So, it puzzles me that you would wish the same thing on other people just because of their natural-born god-given orientation.<br /> <br /> Why do you hate America? I always thought you were patriotic, but you don't support equal rights for everyone. :(<br /> <br /> One other thing. You've previously mentioned that you push homoerotic thoughts out of your head. Do you realise that straight people don't need to? They don't have those thoughts in the first place. Why do you think you have them?<br /> <br /> Thanks<br /> <br /> - Newbunkle}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I have no disagreements with Interracial Relationships for other people (not myself). I Love America, and I support equal rights for everyone; on the note, I just Do Not Care for Homosexual Males. Because of the Trolls forcing the &quot;Gay&quot; Label onto me in their God Damned Mislabeling; They try to push me their way, and with that Forces random pictures of...UGH! their deeds and such to pop up.}}<br /> <br /> ===He's also going bald===<br /> {{Email|From: Latrine Watson &lt;latrinewatson@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Hello Chris, long time fan of [[Sonichu]]. And you, you big sexy man. Unfortunately I find myself losing attraction to you and it's terrible. I love a man with a thick full head of hair but your forehead is getting bigger and bigger every day :( Your hairline is waaaay closer to the top of your head than the average 27 year old male's! Whatever you're doing to make your hair fall out please stop! Are you a smoker? All those filthy toxins cling to your hair and destroy your folicles. How is your diet? Do you drink a lot of soda? High fructose corn syrup is very fattening, and while I kind of find your chubby body type adorable, it is also known for stunting hair growth :( Also please stop using [[Axe]]. The people at Axe only care about scent. This means they have to skimp on quality elsewhere. Axe uses harsh soaps which destroy skin and hair cells! This is why some companies make unscented and dye-free soaps - you can't have everything. Please Chris, for your female fans, stop losing your hair! Oh yeah, smoking, soft drinks, and harsh soaps can also give you horrible acne. You have pretty bad acne too :( Please Chris, change your diet/smoking habits/cleaning products before you end up looking like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons!<br /> <br /> &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3<br /> Latrine Watson}}<br /> {{EmailReply|[[Tobacky|I HAVE NEVER SMOKED]], nor do I hang out with any smokers. I have plenty of [[hair]] to spare.}}<br /> <br /> ===He probably doesn't know what arsenic is===<br /> {{Email|From: Tubular Monkey &lt;tubularmonkey@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Dear Christian,<br /> <br /> If a Sonichu dies, do they perform an autopsy? I'm curious about whether the [[Sonichus]] are treated like human beings after death. I know their bodies are different from ours. I guess what I'm asking is, would arsenic show up in the toxicology work after the Sonichu autopsy? Would the arsenic just get metabolized and become untraceable? If the arsenic IS metabolized, how long does that process take? There's just so much about Sonichu physiology that I don't know!<br /> <br /> Sorry for all of the questions. I just have one more. What is Sonichu's favorite drink?<br /> <br /> Thanks!<br /> <br /> Your devoted fan,<br /> TM}}<br /> {{EmailReply|No Autopsy would be performed; there is NO Arsenic in my Electric-Hedgehogs Whatsoever. He likes sweet tea.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris is okay with shemale cock===<br /> {{Email|From &quot;{{w|Bailey-Jay Granger|Bailey Jay}}&quot; &lt;baileyjay@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Oops uh..... I think I might have sent you the [[Mailbag_27#Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?|wrong link]] on one of those pics...<br /> <br /> I hope I didn't bother you.... I just wanted to show you my best modelling pictures..<br /> <br /> xox}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It's okay.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris is wholly unfazed by the loss of a TRUE and HONEST fan===<br /> {{Email|From: Richard Firth &lt;richard@firthy.com&gt;<br /> Dear Mr Chandler, <br /> <br /> I have been a fan of yourself and Sonichu for many years now, but after seeing the recent comic pages where you shot the imposter in the legs and the latest videos on [[YouTube]] to [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], I don't think I can support a man with such angry and violent thoughts.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Nor would I want my children to be exposed to that kind of behaviour. <br /> <br /> I wish you well in the future, but I can no longer be a fan of Sonichu. <br /> <br /> -- Yours, <br /> <br /> Mr Richard Firth}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am sorry to hear that.}}<br /> <br /> ===Hey kids, it's Asperchu!===<br /> [[File:AsperchuParodyParty.jpg|thumb|Masterful satire.]]<br /> {{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu &lt;albasperchu@live.com&gt;<br /> Chrisitan, I wish to start by saying once again how much I respect you as an Artist and an Inspiration for my Creations, but your recent comment about my ASPERCHU really Grinds My Gears! I am disfortuned that you think my Aspergers is not True and Honest, which is what you suggest by suggesting that I know nothing about the [[Autism]]. I do have the Aspergers Papers; from work with my licensed psychotherapist who has years of working with children with developmental disorders (she is no pastoral councilor it is true, but she does the best she can) I have learned much about the Autism Spectrum.<br /> <br /> Secondly, you remarked that ASPERCHU is a parody of your Sonichu, and of poor quality at that. Ignoring for the moment the rather rudeness of your statement that it is poor in quality (Some of us cannot afford Crayola Markers and many [[LittleBigPlanet]] downloads to use as tools for our creations Christian, some of us only have received enough christmas tugboat to buy Adobe CS4 and a Wacom Tablet to work with), I must let you know ONCE AGAIN that ASPERCHU is most certainly NOT a [[parody|parodic]] work. In fact, ASPERCHU is a True and Honest creation from my Sound Mind and Heart with strengths given from my many joy-boys, [[gal-pal]]s and my dearest sweetheart who all support me. However, I will extend the branch of olive and presume that it is possible you have simply confused it because you are not sure what a True Parody is (unlikely, but possible nonetheless). For the purpose of Extending your knowledge, I have included a new drawing which is a DELIBERATE and INTENTUAL parody, so as to set it apart from my ASPERCHU comics, which are Not parodies.<br /> <br /> Please retract your statement, as it was very hurtful and rather petty of you. A great artist such as yourself has so many Fans that you surely must not feel threatened by the creations of an Up and Coming Aspiring artist such as me, who is also amassing a large following. There is room for more than One of us, Christian. Accept that another can enter your realm as a True and Mighty creator without having to lose your own stations.<br /> <br /> With Honest Regards,<br /> <br /> Alec Benson Leary}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I will not disagree with you on that there can be more than one creator or fan artists. I said what I said, because of how I feel about Aspergers supposed being similar to Autism, which although I have accepted that, I still disagree heavily on it being even ASSOCIATED with Autism as a type. Aspergers is NOT a Type Of Autism Whatsoever. Plus, I have NO CARE for you making your Asperchu a blatant homosexual male with such drawings of such dictation, and I accept no relation between it and my works and characters, and with that I stand behind my statement of and labeling of Asperchu as a Parody.<br /> <br /> --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:56, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris should try that to cure his homosexuality===<br /> {{Email|From: manlyman@yahoo.com<br /> Dear Chris, I am a big fan of yours. Today something very strange happened to me, and you are the only one I trust to help me. This morning, when I woke up, I was gay! I don't know what to do. All of the sudden I am no longer STAYING STRAIGHT. I tried to reprogram my brain with hypnosis and bought a [[Sailor Moon]] poster, but nothing is helping! What do I do?!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|You do NOT just wake up being a homo. But, in your desperate time, I suggest hiring a clean, female prostitute and have sex with her.}}<br /> <br /> ==Rejected Mailbag==<br /> ===IRL trolling===<br /> {{Email|From: Shane Smith &lt;donfelder1887@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Chris, how come you claim that I don't know you if you don't even know [[Megan]]? Tell me everything about her that we have not known about her. I know you - I know how that in [[1994]], you [[Christopher's name change|changed your name]] because some animatronic bear mispronounced it in [[1993]]. [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|It's in the newspaper.]] They also say you have the social intellect of a kid. Try telling me the opposite. I just know that you will [[lie]]. Come on. Lie to me. Curse to me. Curse me like you did [[Michael Snyder|Mike]], [[Mimms]], [[Mary]], and [[Bagget|Baggett]]. I happen to know a few of those people - they laugh at you. Why? You failed, Chris. You blew it.<br /> <br /> Now, go watch something more important, like Easy Rider.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris in denial===<br /> {{Email|From: Seth Sethson &lt;totallyfine2@gmail.com&gt;<br /> &quot;I am Straight, regardless of how much the [[Trolls]] may try to defile and slander my image.&quot;<br /> <br /> That doesn't matter one bit, Chris. What you are is defined by what everyone else thinks of you, and the trolls are currently highly successful in their campaign to prove to the world that you are gay, so at the moment, you are gay to the world.<br /> <br /> You can keep saying &quot;I'm not gay, I'm not gay&quot; over and over, but the trolls gain more followers every day.<br /> <br /> Also, you lied when you said you haven't consumed your own [[semen]] in over a year. A video of you doing so got put online back in April. That is where the trolls have the stills they put up in New York.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|In response, I suggest you watch the animated classic &quot;The Bear That Wasn't&quot; &lt;br/&gt;}}<br /> ''{{w|The Bear That Wasn't}} is a {{w|Chuck Jones}} short from 1967. Chris apparently thinks it serves as a metaphor for his current situation. It can be watched [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77898_LjyTU here].''<br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_24&diff=310406 2023-08-08T23:52:47Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: Format fix.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 24''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on [[Christmas]] Day [[2009]]. The letters addressed questions about [[Asperchu]] and the Missionary Cowgirl. Letter-writers included the True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher in despair, mutants, and the [[Ivy|crazy plant girl]]. Chris answered the mailbag on 29 [[December 2009]]. Notably, Chris offered some of the worst dating advice of all time. Despite the fact that he'd answered it, he still listed it as &quot;to be answered.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> ===Christmas with the Chandlers===<br /> {{Email|From: kayohehl@yahoo.com<br /> Hello Christian, hope you are enjoying the holiday season! I was wondering (now that it's too late for me to spoil any surprises for anyone!) what gifts you purchased, and for whom? What did mom and dad get from you? They've done a lot for you, so I'm sure it was pretty special!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It was simple and nice; nothing too big. I purchased a few nice gifts for my friends at my church, and I got my [[mom]] and [[dad]] something nice; they enjoyed it. They gave me a game, a bit of chocolate, and a nice family time.}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris reveals he hates parodies===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Lizzie Borden|Liz Borden}} &lt;lizborden@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Chris,<br /> <br /> Have you read the Asperchu comics? They are really awesome. I love [[Sonichu]], but I have to tell you that the last few issues have been really boring and the [[Christmas story]] was a big disappointment, we didn't even get to see what happened and now Christmas is over!<br /> <br /> I have to tell you that I think the Sonichu comics have been getting stale and tiresome, I think you need to go back to what made them great in the first place, such as the subepisodes and more romance and real life stuff, or your fans are going to start following Asperchu! If you want an example of great storytelling, check out the subepisode in the latest Asperchu.<br /> <br /> Hope you had a merry Christmas!<br /> <br /> Sincerely yours,<br /> <br /> Lizzie}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I detest &quot;Asperchu&quot;, because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a Sonichu with aspergers, which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like autism, then the creator really knows nothing about [[Autism]].}}<br /> <br /> ===CWCma Sutra===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Pretty Woman|prettywoman}}@hotmail.com<br /> Hey Chris,<br /> <br /> Could you explain how &quot;missionary cowgirl&quot; in [[Sonichu 8]] is supposed to work? I know a lot of sex positions and massages and I've never ever heard of this.<br /> <br /> I'm over 21, by the way.<br /> <br /> Take Care,<br /> <br /> Vivian Ward}}<br /> {{EmailReply|When I stated that, I was only playing on the Cowgirl position, with &quot;Missionary&quot; meaning regular or standard.}}<br /> <br /> ===Calm and rational stalking===<br /> {{Email|From: zetsubousensei.itoshiki@gmail.com<br /> Hello, Christian. I am a schoolteacher, and while I don't particularly like my job, I've wanted to discuss something that's made my life tougher and more pointless than it already was.<br /> <br /> I've had a stalker for some time now, and she happens to be one of my students. I haven't gone to the local police or anything, as I don't want to get any of my students in trouble, no matter how disturbing they may act. She's probably watching me type this message, actually. I mean, she watches everything else.<br /> <br /> So I have to ask you: A man as famous as you must have to deal with stalkers and obsessive [[fans]] all the time, right? But even if you don't, I'd like to know how you'd handle a stalker. If you can help me, there's a spot for you in my will.<br /> <br /> And please, answer as soon as you can.<br /> <br /> I'm in despair. My stalker has left me in despair.<br /> <br /> -{{w|Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei|Zetsubou-sensei}}}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Firstly, GO TO THE POLICE and seek their help. Second, confront your stalker and learn why she is stalking you; it may be just a small thing that can be discussed calmly and rationally. Other than that, I'd just ignore her.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris will elaborate attacks another time===<br /> {{Email|From: thelman55@yahoo.com<br /> Dear chris, ive been a fan of sonichu for a LOOOONG time, and from what ive seen in your videos, your quite the [[CWC Fighter|fighter]] my friend, so I wanted to ask you, (my name is Logan btw) my brother victor has been picking on me a lot lately, recently he's gotten these really sharp fingernails and he runs at me on all fours! it's really scary! what do you think I should do?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Also.&lt;br&gt;<br /> When you, [[Clyde]], and [[Liquid Chris|Mirror world chris]] have your final battle, do you think you will win? Do you have any special attacks? are there any i could use against my dang dirty brother victor?<br /> <br /> Your fan,<br /> {{w|Wolverine(comics)|Logan}}}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Tell your brother that he is really bothering you, ask him to stop, and offer a reward for him stopping. I would win, but I have little time at the moment, so I will elaborate attacks another time.}}<br /> ''Chris never got around to elaborating on attacks.''<br /> <br /> ===There are no elections===<br /> {{Email|From: style88@mail.com<br /> <br /> What individuals did you run against during your election as [[CWCville]] mayor?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Did your past purchases of anal beads and vibrators raise questions about your sexuality, or is the CWCville constituency [[gay]]-friendly?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|There were no elections. That is a likely probability, but I AM STRAIGHT, and those items were FREE GIFTS that came with purchases of Women Love Dolls. Cwcville, [[Cwcipedia]] and myself are against the [[Homos]]exual Lifestyle altogether, but we do not discriminate against them as individual people.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris trying to curse people is &quot;common&quot;===<br /> {{Email|From: magnetsarecool1963@{{w|Genosha|genosha}}.com<br /> <br /> Dear Mr. Chandler,<br /> <br /> I've taken note of your claims of powers to &quot;curse&quot; and &quot;bless&quot; people, and I find it fascinating. I take a great interest in these situations, and would like some more information on your abilities, if you have any to offer.<br /> <br /> 1) Are you aware of any other abilities you might also possess? Any theories? I've heard you [[Father Call|claim to have lifted 5-10 tons]], do you have enhanced strength?&lt;br&gt;<br /> 2) Do you know anything about the origins of your abilities? Is there an event in your past, perhaps a science experiment gone wrong, that triggered them? Or do you believe you were born with them?&lt;br&gt;<br /> 3) Does your autism have any connection to your abilities?&lt;br&gt;<br /> 4) Is there any history in your family of powers? Perhaps you could ask your parents if they ever displayed signs of similar abilities.<br /> <br /> I hope to hear from you soon. I believe you may be far superior most humans, and I would be extremely interested in working with you if my theories are correct. I look forward to learning more about these fantastic abilities of yours.<br /> <br /> Don't let anyone discriminate against you for these gifts of yours. The inferior will always hate and fear the advanced among us.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> {{w|Magneto (comics)|Max Eisenhardt}}}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Curses and Blessings are most common, and I can not life 5 tons; that is an exaggeration. I am not Superman.}}<br /> <br /> ===Useless ass-kissing===<br /> {{Email|From: frighteyes &lt;frighteyes@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> I've been reading about you on the internet for a while now and I think you're fascinating. I was so excited to see that you have your own wiki. Just wanted to drop you a line saying hi and congratulating you on your accomplishments. You're truly a celebrity!<br /> <br /> Your fan,<br /> M from New Jersey}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thank you for your kind support.}}<br /> <br /> ===Blah blah blah Chris's imaginary sister===<br /> {{Email|From: J &lt;misterbig45@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello there! I don't much get to read your comics (us Minish being too small to work computers and all that) but of the ones I have read I really like! It's so nice to see someone learning a useful skill like artistry.<br /> <br /> Anyway, on to my question. I noticed that in the last comic, you obtained all seven Sonichu Crystals (or did you? I wasn't sure). Since the point of gathering the crystals was to rescue [[Crystal]] from the Dark Mirror Hole, does that mean she'll b making a return to the comic soon?<br /> <br /> Keep drawing,<br /> {{w|The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap|Master Melari}}}}<br /> {{EmailReply|All seven crystals have been gathered. She will make her return within the [[Sonichu 10|10th book]]'s later pages.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris gets called out, mentally blocks it===<br /> {{Email|From: Shane Smith &lt;donfelder1887@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Why didn't you answer my questions? Why aren't you a real adult? They would've helped you understand your own fallacies and led you to be more adult! Masturbating to porn is not being &quot;adult&quot;; being adult is expanding your horizons rather than being confined to your [[video games]] and kids' movies. Being adult is understanding other peoples' feelings rather than assuming their own desires. Being adult is not screaming out every goddamn secret you have to your friends, family, and even girls you may be infatuated with. Being adult, especially, is respecting others rather than bringing revenge and curses upon them just because they gave you doses of tough love you couldn't understand. An adult is not somebody who's 18 or older; I'm 18 and I'm far from being an adult. I have [[Asperger's]]. I'm quite insulted by the way you dissed people with that disorder, calling them &quot;[[retard]]s&quot; and other derogatory words of that caliber. It really sucks to see that a man who could've done so much with his life threw it all away to act like a child. Who do you think you are? Michael Jackson?<br /> <br /> I'm trying to communicate to you through here. Do you realize that instead of constant praise, you get derision from everybody? That's why &quot;[[4-cent_garbage|4centgarbage]]&quot; and &quot;[[ED|Encyshlopeia Dramasska&quot;]] exploited you; you couldn't take criticism. Well, Chris, I was once like you: a retard with bad art who retorted horribly at criticism. However, learning my lesson, I improved my writing, humor, and overall taste in everything...and that was in one year! You have taken about 15 years to correct yourself and you haven't not corrected yourself one bit. I won't be surprised to see if you ignored this or if you want to retort in your fancy way; you can't take it, not even from your parents. If I was you, I'd run away from home and discover myself. I wouldn't come back to my pleasure; I would find out why I'm the failure I am and humble myself. Lighting Advent candles and having people comment on your stuttering doesn't help. They know you can't talk well.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|You, sir, do not know me, and your input has been taken under consideration.}}<br /> <br /> ===Average C-cup size===<br /> {{Email|From: captorima04@aim.com<br /> Hello there, Chris. A friend of mine told me about your comic a few days ago, and I must say, I enjoy your quirky Sonichu comic (sadly, I've read so much. I'll keep on reading it though!). I've drawn some fan art of your electric hedgehogs and as a curious woman I feel like I must ask these questions, lol.<br /> <br /> 1) Tell me a bit about [[Silvana]], she was corrupted, right? Will she/he see the error of her/his ways and join Sonichu and the gang or stay as a villain?<br /> <br /> 2) Have you ever considered making reference sheets of your characters? Like if you made one of Sonichu or [[Rosechu]] (Full body pic in color, with details on certain parts of him and how to draw it, their heads in several angles, their info and maybe original concepts of them.)<br /> <br /> 3) Have you ever thought of introducing your [[Animal Crossing]] character and town in the Sonichu universe? (He's a cute little character.)<br /> <br /> 4) I noticed in one panel, Rosechu is a C cup size. What C size is she exactly? (Random question, I know.)<br /> <br /> 5) Have you ever thought of make spin off comics of other characters in the Sonichu Series? (Like how Archie Comics did with Tails and Knuckles.) If not, maybe a bit detailed background comic of each character (Even Rosechu's background).<br /> <br /> Hopefully, my questions didn't bore you. Ah, I forgot to mention I put Sonichu in a comic of mine, as a cameo. I hope you don't mind!<br /> <br /> From curious fan, Robin.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|1) Yes, Silvana was corrupted; you will have to wait and see what her fate will be. 2) I have made reference sheets and drawings already, thank you. 3) That is a good idea. 4) Rosechu is of Average C-Cup Size. 5) That will happen soon enough. As long as you reference me as the original creator of Sonichu within the book, it is okay.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris gives girl advice===<br /> {{Email|From: Thomas Landraw &lt;neutralmilkman@live.com&gt;<br /> Dear Christian;<br /> <br /> I desperately need your dating expertise (I know you're educated on the matter because of your &quot;Date-Ed&quot; issue). Recently my best friend broke up with his girlfriend, and she's been flirting with me a lot. A week ago now I went over her house and we made out, fondled each other, and etc., and we've done so since then too. I feel really guilty about it, and every time I do it I say it's the last time. Luckily I've prevented it from going any further (she wants to have sexual intercourse, but we aren't even dating), mainly because I'm only 17. Do you think I'm a horrendous person for doing this? I've told her I have no plans to ever date her, and she said she was fine with that but we would just be &quot;friends with benefits&quot;... is this wrong?<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Tom}}<br /> {{EmailReply|You are not horrendous; you are only being honest about how you feel about the situation. You have two options here: you may take advantage of his loss of her in the breakup and start Dating her, then have sexual intercourse without regret or fear (especially if 17 is the legal age of consent in your state; check online in a search for verification), OR you may be strong and firm; break up with her; either she gives you space, and maybe go back to your friend, or you will get a Restraining Order against her.}}<br /> <br /> ===Really short answers===<br /> {{Email|From: fernando.thecourier.guerrero@gmail.com<br /> Hey it's me again, your biggest fan ever! And if anyone says otherwise I'll destroy them!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh and Btw I was kinda hurt back in mailbag 4 when you gave those really short answers to my questions :' (. I kinda felt as If you didn't care about your biggest fan...well anyways on the the questions!<br /> <br /> 1) I noticed you've invented your own type of plant species (Zapbud) could you tell me about because they seem to show up alot.<br /> <br /> 2)What is your favorite Flower and why? (mine is the Morning Glory since it's really pretty and grows fast)<br /> <br /> 3) Have you ever thought of incoperating Enviromental issues into your comic to raise awarness?<br /> <br /> Anyways I hope you answer my questions , and could you please type alot? Cuz I am really interested with your comic :)<br /> <br /> Love your Biggest Fan<br /> <br /> IZZY}}<br /> {{EmailReply|1) They are simple flowers of red and blue with natural lightning bolt imprints in the petals and central pollen area; they smell nice. 2) I like most flowers, and I am uncertain of a favorite at the moment. 3) That is an idea; I will take it under consideration.}}<br /> <br /> ==Rejected Mailbag==<br /> <br /> ===So do we trust Chris, or the court record?===<br /> {{Email|From: Ray Fry &lt;stinkyxpete@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> I looked up the court record. According to it, your father took Nathanael Greene Elementary School to court in order to prevent them from sending you to a private institution. According to it, the teachers claimed you were unruly in class, that you routinely shouted in class during lessons (they audio taped you being disruptive during class time), and even had to be physically restrained. According to it, you put a little kid in the hospital after biting off a chunk of his nose. What do you have to say to this? Why would you do this, and then lie about it and make it out like teachers were bullying you when, in reality, you were a bad child? Why the smear campaign? And why did your parents continue mainstreaming you when you obviously needed professional help and to be surrounded by people who understood your autism (mainstream teachers shouldn't have to accommodate for retards like you when retards get special schools and special teachers)? Why, Chris? Why?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|WHAT? I never bit anyone in my life. Your sources are obviously false and faulty.}}<br /> <br /> ==Autism Mailbag==<br /> <br /> ===Victory over Aspergers===<br /> {{Email|From: Winston Quentin Shambler &lt;WinstonQShambler@email.com&gt;<br /> Dear Christian,<br /> <br /> You may not have heard, but I am Winston Quentin Shambler of Cleavland, Ohio. I am also the REAL and GENUINE Creator of Mario Potter, the Plumber Wizard Boy attending Hogwarts School in WQSville, Ohio. I regularly read your comic, but I was quite Angry when I read your CWCipedia Site and saw you insult the people with Aspergers. As a REAL and GENUINE growing 31 Year-Old with Aspergers All My Life, I am Offended. I was there to Nurture the First Generation of Asperger People, as well as go beyond my Asperger Dreams above and beyond. Those with Autism dare to try and take the Limelight away from us Asperger People with their inability to do anything useful. The Autistics also dare to imitate those with Aspergers to appear Normal, but they will never Match Up with a TRUE ASPERGER PERSON!<br /> <br /> VICTORY OVER ASPERGERS ONLY BELONGS TO US TRUE ASPERGER PEOPLE.<br /> <br /> - Winston Quentin Shambler}}<br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_21&diff=310370 2023-08-08T03:11:33Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: Fix to format.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 21''' was uploaded in the late hours of 20 [[December 2009]]. Oddly, [[Chris]] chose to start answering the messages in it less than 30 minutes later, just 13 minutes past midnight, 21 December 2009. Why he chose to answer the questions in this mailbag first, as opposed to [[Mailbag 20]], is unknown.<br /> <br /> In this spectacular edition of Mailbag, Chris lets out that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] neglect their [[Sonee &amp; Rosey|children]] by allowing to watch [[Family Guy|inappropriate material]], that he thinks he would be a Scyther (more like a [[Barb|Snorlax]]) and that, like real-world Chris, Sonichu is a lazy bastard and has everything paid for him, and a whole lot more!<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> ===Home economics===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Margaret Mead}} (margaretmead@fordham.edu)<br /> <br /> Hello! I've been reading and following [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] with great interest for several years. I am a cultural anthropologist and college professor. My field of study focuses on American culture, society and values, those sort of things. If you could please take the time to answer a few of my questions I and my future students would be most appreciative. My questions all concern Sonichu and [[Rosechu]], their family, and their living situation:<br /> <br /> 1. Are Sonichu and Rosechu living in poverty? They seem to occupy a rather small house for a family of five, and that house is provided by the [[CWCville]] government. I understand Sonichu is paid for guarding the city, but you also said he has to mow lawns to make ends meet. Yet in your Christmas special, they seem to be living beyond their means, buying the latest video games for very young children who wouldn't really appreciate such things. What is the [[Sonichus]]' approximate income? <br /> <br /> 2. What are Sonichu and Rosechu's educational backgrounds? You show most of the other Sonichus and [[Rosechus]] attending University courses (or high school, as the case may be), but Sonichu and Rosechu seem to have rushed into marriage shortly after they met each other. Most couples -- even ones in stable, long-term relationships -- would delay marriage until after college graduation. Did Sonichu and Rosechu finish (or even attend) high school? Do they have college degrees, or any college education under their belts? If the checks for saving the city stop coming in after [[Slaweel Ryam]] is defeated, how will Sonichu and Rosechu provide for their three children?<br /> <br /> 3. Did Rosechu plan her pregnancies, or were the three children &quot;accidents&quot;? Many women choose to delay pregnancy until their late 20s or early 30s, when one is usually finished with college and has started a professional career. It's much easier to start a family when one is more established in life. It's also unusual for people in their late teens or very early 20s to have three children, and women in such situations have very stressful and financially precarious lives. Rosechu appears to have hired [[Heather Iglesias|a nanny]] to remedy this. Does Rosechu receive checks from the government to pay for such a service as well?<br /> <br /> Thank you in advance for taking the time to answer my questions!<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Margaret Mead, Ph.D, Fordham University}}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|Sonichu and Rosechu do not live in poverty. Their house is two stories with an attic; the lower story is underground. I never said that he had to make ends meet; he gets paid very well. To cover their essentials and costs for their help in the city, it comes down to an average of $3,500 a month.<br /> <br /> Education is optional for the [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]]. After learning basic Home-Ec from [[Kel]], Rosechu took [[Women's Rights|2 years of Home Ec from Cwcville University]]; Sonichu took the classes with her, and the two took hand-writing, [[English]] and such courses together within a total of 4 years time. This all happened before marriage. Sonichu and Rosechu will continue to receive payments, because there are more evil aside from Slaweel that I have yet to draw in the pages. Plus, Sonichu does volunteer work to help rescue citizens from something as basic as a cat up a tree to rescuing captives from burglars and thieves to even rescuing a majority of victims in a large building fire.<br /> <br /> The children were planned; the three eggs came out and they were hatched in order as I had described from oldest to youngest; Cera, Christine and Robbie. [[Heather Iglesias|Heather]] gets paid from the monthly checks the Sonichu family receives. But in emergency times, she will volunteer the time and not ask for payment.<br /> <br /> Your points for your inquiries are quite valid and well-thought. I praise you for your thoughts and input.<br /> <br /> --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Under-14 kids watching TV-14 shows===<br /> {{Email|From: wangchungxoxo@aol.com<br /> I read your recent issue 11, and on page 2, Christine, who is supposed to be a baby, says, &quot;I am the Virgin Mary. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.&quot; I understand this joke is directly lifted from [[Family Guy]], but that's kind of sick, since the joke implies that she is not really a virgin, and Christine is a baby. What did you mean by this joke? Are you implying that it should be okay to have sex with babies, or did you simply not get the joke and just thought it would be funny because it was from Family Guy?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It was only a simple reference; No such [[Hanky-panky|baby-sex]] is implied. With the viewer supervision of Sonichu and/or Rosechu, the children were permitted to watch most Family Guy episodes. Christine remembered that line and said it only for fun in her practice for the Christmas Play.<br /> <br /> I deplore sex with minors in all forms and matters.<br /> <br /> --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:13, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris has something in common with Billy Joel===<br /> {{Email|From: Bo Mann &lt;boman2021@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> I notice you like playing the Fisher Price game [[Guitar Hero]], but can you play any real musical instruments?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I believe you are Referring to Activision's Game of Guitar Hero; you were mistaken with the linking of Fisher Price to the Music Games that are Rated &quot;T&quot; for &quot;Teen&quot;. I can play a real [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|Harmonica]].}}<br /> <br /> ===Why no Tails?===<br /> {{Email|From: Daniel Silva &lt;dsilva72794@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hey Chris! I like Sonichu! It's on my top ten favorite Sonic-related fanworks (#5, specifically), though I think you should mention [[copyrights]]. Like &quot;[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and related characters are copyright of Sega&quot;. I've seen what happens to people who forgot to put stuff like that. I defintely don't think you deserve that.<br /> <br /> Also, I've noticed you've made characters based on Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, Silver, and Shadow, but you have never made a character based off Tails. Why? I know some people like to joke that he's gay for Sonic, but I've never found anyone who seriously believed that (except for slash fiction writers, but that's beside the point). What do you have against him? And why did you make [[Simonchu]] a girl? Evang-y one of my favorite [[DeviantArt]]ists! I don't think he likes that.<br /> <br /> Peace out.<br /> <br /> -Daionus the 23rd}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the &quot;Sonic the Hedgehog&quot; Comic Book Series from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend. I did not feel the need of another Male character at the time, plus pairing Simonla with [[Wild]] as a couple; that GIVES multiple meanings to the phrase &quot;Opposites Attract.&quot; Plus, Evang-y and I have come into an agreement on that in previous discussions.<br /> <br /> --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:13, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Axe is working for Chris===<br /> {{Email|From: George Pliskin &lt;georgepliskin8@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Chris I once worked for the company that does the &quot;[[AXE]] Body Spray&quot; marketing. And take it from me that the &quot;getting the girls attention&quot; commercials was just a gimmick. My wife says that the smell stings her nose, so I chose not to buy it or support the company for that matter. What I'm trying to say is that you should not believe everything the companies say and that the labels are meant to be something that can entertain the person who buys it.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Well, I do not judge you for your decision, and I feel for your wife, because some women may have opposite reactions to the product than advertised. I don't care, I like the product, I feel it is working for me, so I continue my use and support of it.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris's favorite curse word is an &quot;F&quot; followed by 3 asterisks===<br /> {{Email|From: slashfire99@aol.com<br /> I have 10 questions for you, which are adopted from the famous French television host Bernard Pivot.<br /> <br /> 1. What is your favorite word?<br /> <br /> 2. What is your least favorite word?<br /> <br /> 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?<br /> <br /> 4. What turns you off?<br /> <br /> 5. What is your favorite curse word?<br /> <br /> 6. What sound or noise do you love?<br /> <br /> 7. What sound or noise do you hate?<br /> <br /> 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?<br /> <br /> 9. What profession would you not like to do?<br /> <br /> 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|1) [[iDea Book Case|Apple]]. 2) [[Naive]]. 3) [[China|Women]], inner peace, some action, and other things. 4) Mislabelings; being called &quot;[[gay]]&quot; or even associated with &quot;[[aspergers]]&quot;, References to such, being bullied or picked on, etc. 5) F***. 6) Pleasant Laughter. 7) Nails on a chalkboard. 8) Something in an Office. 9) Lawyer. 10) Welcome.}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Jesus Christ}} &lt;rhyperiorsuperior@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> 1. If you were a [[pokemon]], what kind do you believe you would be?<br /> <br /> 2. Are you aware of [[Homos|Fred Phelps]]? If so, what is your opinion on him? I am also curious on your opinion on [[Homos|Australian priest Fred Nile]].<br /> <br /> Awaiting your response,<br /> <br /> Phil.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|1) [[Scyther]]; I feel like I am quick-decisive, I can [[CWC Fighter|move like a ninja]], and [[Slow-in-the-minds|my mind is sharp]]. 2) Some of Phelps' ideals are extreme, yet I agree with him some. I agree fully with Nile's views.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris is not a sex offender... yet===<br /> {{Email|From: Gary Finch &lt;garyfinch@live.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey-o again, CWC. Thanks for answering my last letter. While I absolutely LOVE sonichu I have to say I find an answer in [[Mailbag 19]] deplorable. I have a girlfriend who was sexually assaulted by a guy who she used to be good friends with. He became obsessed with her and eventually she got weirded out by it, as any normal human being would, and eventually stopped talking to him. That wasn't enough for him so he grabbed her from behind and stuck his hands up her shirt and felt her breasts. While a lot of adults appreciate sex it depends on WHO is doing it. Megan was rightfully creeped out by you sick, violent, stalkerish drawing. Other than that the new Sonichu is great!<br /> <br /> Gary}}<br /> {{EmailReply|For your information, I have never stuck my hands up [[Megan]]'s shirt. Second, I agree with your opinions on that topic.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris refuses to testify under oath===<br /> {{Email|From: cheapfoolsgold@aol.com<br /> <br /> Do you wish to be cremated or buried when you die? If cremated, what do you want done with your ashes (some people prefer to have their ashes kept in an urn somewhere, while others prefer to have their ashes scattered somewhere)? Do you have any other final wishes? And what are the final wishes of your parents? Apologies for the morbid questions, but just curious.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I wish to be buried; II [[Chris and the law|plea the 5th]] on the other questions.}}<br /> ''Chris obviously thinks that &quot;{{w|Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution|pleading the Fifth}}&quot; merely means &quot;to refuse to answer&quot;; it actually means &quot;to refuse to answer a question because the response could provide self-incriminating evidence.&quot;, which could not possibly apply here.''<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris continues to lie about his IQ===<br /> {{Email|From: coby nguyen &lt;cobybio@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Dear Christian Weston Chandler,<br /> <br /> You seem like a rather, interesting, person. I have skimmed through your mailbag and I have noticed you stated that you have gotten an IQ of 150. Now, I find that a little &quot;Far Fetched&quot; and I ask, where did you take your IQ test?<br /> <br /> Oh and try using colored pencils instead of markers, I find them to turn out much better. Try to color in one direction too. Hey if you'd like, you can send me the pages you drew (without the speech bubbles) and I can edit them in Photoshop CS3, they will look much better, trust me. I need some practice anyways.<br /> <br /> And it'd be kinda great if you'd proofread the story before adding them in, some things are really unnecessary.<br /> <br /> I also have a few more questions, why are you in denial of being.. A little overweight? Someone tried to give you advice on women and you completely, being thick, turned it down. A lot of that e-mail made sense.<br /> <br /> Also, why don't you invest in a gym? It'll give you a better look towards women, and a little closer to your &quot;[[Love Quest]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> -Coby}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I took my IQ test at an institute in Chesterfield Co. Your opinions have been inputed are appreciated. I have no denial of weight; I have not refused input; I plan on investing on a gym membership.}}<br /> <br /> ===When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards===<br /> {{Email|From: Bob Bobson &lt;totallyfine1@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Chris, you're an adult. Why can't you get your report cards out for even a simple peek?<br /> <br /> If you don't, you know that the trolls will just claim that you didn't really make it.<br /> <br /> You've got to upload scans before they tarnish your name further! They're spreading their lies everywhere nothing will convince the masses but physical evidence since they are 100% convinced that you are a liar so your word is worthless to them!<br /> <br /> If they corrupt the masses, the fanbase won't expand!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|While I may not have access to the Report Cards, I DO KNOW that I have received Mostly &quot;A&quot;s and a few &quot;B&quot;s; I was on the [[Honor Roll]] throughout [[Providence Middle School|Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High School]]s. Look it up in their records within [[Virginia]].}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris ruins a man's life===<br /> {{Email|From: Christian W. Chandler &lt;c.w.chandler@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Dear Mr. Chandler,<br /> <br /> My name is Christian W. Chandler. I'm 38 years old with a wife and three children and live in San Fernando, CA. Recently I've been fired from work as I've been accused of unsavory Internet activities, as people have been confusing myself with you. I'm having a difficult time finding a new job because whenever people search my mind, they find things related to you and assume I'm you. When I've called to follow up on jobs I apply for, I'm told to not be such a &quot;sick fuck&quot; and to stop drawing cartoon porn.<br /> <br /> Please, is there any way you can stop this madness? You're spoiling my good name and I need a job soon. My mortgage is past due and they're ready to repossess my house.<br /> <br /> Thank you,<br /> Christian W. Chandler}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am sorry for the mix-up, perhaps you should make it more clear of where you live, because I am from, and still live in, VIRGINIA, while you are in CALIFORNIA; when your employers look you up, MAKE SURE they look up the &quot;Christian W. Chandler&quot; of CALIFORNIA, NOT VIRGINIA.<br /> <br /> Good Luck, and Merry Christmas.<br /> <br /> --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris's awesome rack===<br /> {{Email|From: Nick Manchester &lt;questil@live.com&gt;<br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> I am doing my best to stay STRAIGHT. In fact, I can't get a boner unless I see boobies. There's nothing that turns me on more than a heaving pair of BREASTS! Unfortunately, this is what is getting me in trouble.<br /> <br /> One day I was on the internet and saw a picture of your chest (your face was blocked out). Overwhelmed by the sight of your tender and luscious bosom I felt my self getting hard... down there.<br /> <br /> I tried to resist the urges and look away but your perky tits and rock hard nipples made it impossible and I &quot;creamed my jeans&quot;.<br /> <br /> Now I am very embarrassed at what I have done and I am afraid that I am a HOMO now. I LOVE BOOBIES, CHRIS! I DO NOT WANT TO BE A HOMO!<br /> <br /> HELP<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Nick}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Reprogram your mind a bit; Match BOOBIES with VAGINAS. If the boob-set does not have a vagina with it, then you should NOT be turned-on.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris gets a call from The Doctor===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Colin Baker}} ({{w|Arc of Infinity|cmdrpaxil}}@hotmail.co.uk)<br /> <br /> Hello, Christian!<br /> I'm just a {{w|The Stranger (video series)|stranger}} from England who is a longtime fan of your work.<br /> It quite difficult to find a good {{w|Doctor Who|sci-fi/adventure}} writer nowadays; you are one of the most notable.<br /> Keep it up!<br /> <br /> May I ask you a few questions?&lt;br&gt;<br /> 1. If you had the ability to {{w|TARDIS|travel through time}}... to any place and time you desire... what would you do?&lt;br&gt;<br /> 2. If you worked with a {{w|Peri Brown|beautiful and sexy woman}}, but your work ethics forbid you to have any kinds of {{w|The Doctor (Doctor Who)#Romance|romantic relations}} with her... do you think you could stand this challenge?&lt;br&gt;<br /> 3. Do you believe in {{w|Regeneration (Doctor Who)|reincarnation}}?&lt;br&gt;<br /> 4. Last but not least... I'm absolutely fascinated by your {{w|Sixth Doctor#Costume|clothing style}}. It's so out of the ordinary and unique, it truly manages to express the bohemian aesthetics of your creative individuality! But I'd like to know - did you make this bold fashion choice on your own, or was it inspired by any outside influence?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Thanks in advance!<br /> I hope the &quot;Sonichu&quot; saga will continue for all eternity! :)<br /> <br /> {{w|:Sixth Doctor|Colin &quot;Curly&quot; Baker}}.<br /> <br /> P.S.: Say hi to all your cute kitties for me!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|1) A few years into the future. 2) I would face the challenge straightforward and with one moment at a time. 3) I believe in reincarnation. 4) More or less, the clothing style is of my own choice, with some influence from clothing shopping with my family in my lifetime.}}<br /> <br /> ==Rejected Mailbag==<br /> ===In which Chris is faced with the truth and rejects it. Again.===<br /> {{Email|From: Shane Smith &lt;donfelder1887@gmail.com&gt;<br /> It's 18; I'm far from being a minor. I've seen porn. I see what they go through to do that stuff. And you saying that adults appreciate childish pictures of people fingerbanging their friends who happened to look like their imaginary sisters - drawn by a guy with the mindset of a 10-year-old who should be out in the job force but is merely driving this economy down by spending more disposable income - is plain bullshit. I know adults who aren't even bounded by a religion that disapprove of porn, especially when they direct the porn towards a wiki that appears to have been made in an anti-intellectual society (and gets on the point most of the time) and their 20-year-old friends who didn't even care about the artists. You, Chris, are irredeemable - you cannot be changed by any means of coercion or treatment. Your parents brought you into this mess and what do you do to pay them back? You fucking spend their disposable income on video games, kids' toys, and &quot;hipster&quot; stuff. I'm sorry to tell you the truth, Chris - you won't listen, as always, but I hope, if God willing, you suffer from something so bad, you'll regret your sloth ways and try to redeem yourself.<br /> <br /> But you have already strained relations with everybody. From obvious impersonators to art critics, you made every one into a &quot;[[troll]]&quot;. Well, guess what? You're going to be trolled unless if you die. You are, indeed, the mistake of God.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|[[Chris and his Ego|You obviously have a lot of issues yourself, and you have my pity.]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_13&diff=310311 2023-08-06T22:16:37Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: relevant link.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 13''', posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 9 [[December 2009]], was unique among the mailbags in that it did not contain a single actual email. All the letters in this mailbag were written by [[CWCki:Operation Mailbag|a collection]] of [[CWCki]] members to produce maximum information about [[Chris]]'s sordid life.<br /> <br /> Due to the focused nature of this mailbag, there is a distinct absence of the common staples of mailbags past. There are no letters on [[Aspergers syndrome|Aspergers]], no drawings sent in by &quot;[[True and Loyal fanbase|fans]]&quot; and only one completely inoffensive mention of [[homos]]. Each letter does the minimum required amount of ass-kissing to get Chris's attention before launching a battery of questions that the trolls have been curious about.<br /> <br /> Chris answered the letters in this mailbag in the very early hours of 10 December 2009. Surprisingly, he actually managed to provide full answers to almost all the questions asked, only occasionally veering off topic to talk about video game betas or shout at his Sysop in bolded all caps.<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> <br /> ===Dinosaurs with evolution rights, and some Brotherly Love===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Charles Darwin}} &lt;darwinc0100@googlemail.co.uk&gt;<br /> Greetings Christian!<br /> <br /> First of all, I'd like to thank you for putting so much effort into creating your wonderful '[[Sonichu]]' comic! The crew on my ship loves to read it, and the adventures of that Electric Hedgehog Poke'mon have inspired us all! My personal favorite character is [[Wild]] Sonichu. <br /> <br /> I have a few questions that I'd like to ask you, though...<br /> <br /> 1. Which theory do you align yourself with, evolution or intelligent design? Most Christians believe that the theory of evolution is nothing but myth, but your comic seems to be pro-evolution. Is this true?<br /> <br /> 2. What is your current relationship with your brother, [[Cole Smithey]]? I've always enjoyed reading his film reviews, so it was certainly a surprise to find out that you two are related.<br /> <br /> 3. If God loves us all, then why is there so much suffering in the world? Why are you made fun of so much? Why are there homos and dykes in the world? If all of these things go against God's will, then why do they exist?<br /> <br /> 4. Whatever happened to your gal pal, [[Chloe]]? I remember you mentioning her in a video a while ago, but she just disappeared after that.<br /> <br /> 5. How can you justify Rosechu's behavior in Issue No. 8 of your comic? What is it that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] did that was so bad... draw a picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]]? You clain to be &quot;patriotic&quot; and that you &quot;love America&quot; (even though you [[Mumble_7#Summary|don't know the words of the National Anthem]] and [[Twin Falling Towers|mock national tragedies]]), yet you act as is someone creating a parodic image is like an abomination of God. In your mind, is having one's head shoved up an Electric Hedgehog Poke'mon's [[china|vagina]] and then electricuted the correct punishment for drawing a picture?<br /> <br /> I look forward to reading Issue No. 10... keep up the good work, Christian!<br /> <br /> Your fan,<br /> <br /> Charles}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thank you for your support. To your first question, [[Honor roll|I am in support of both theories equally.]] God made the Big Bang, then created the Garden of Eden to start, but outside the garden was where the dinosaurs roamed. The dinosaurs, and the other creatures, had to begin in their own way, so God gave them the evolution rights, whereas in the garden, he went to the point &quot;B&quot; of the final creature/human creations. To put it another way, within the garden were his final ideas, and all those outside of the garden were all that were to be made the final ideas being made from scratch. It's like drawing the plans for a house; the plans is comparable to the garden, but to make the actual house, you would have to start from scratch.<br /> <br /> Cole and I have not communicated with each other for years; he does not care much for [[Barb|our mother]], whereas I love our mother, so therein is the difference that has made the conflict between him and me. I do not know for sure, but I can imagine they are here as a challenge for us to cope with. If we didn't have these events/people, this world would be boring. I'm not sure who you are referring to, I currently have no recollection of a Chloe. Rosechu was standing up for [[Women's rights|Women's Lib and Rights]], and they have the right to object to being portrayed so wrongfully; I agree fully.<br /> <br /> --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===My brain feels like a bomb, night and day. It must expand!===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|The Man Who Was Thursday#Gabriel Syme|Gabe Syme}}&lt;honestgabe@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> I've been reading your comics for a long time now, and I have to say, your writing style is very unique! I've grown to appreciate it a great deal, and being an avid reader, I would like to enjoy more books like it!<br /> <br /> I absolutely love books of all forms. Some of my favorite authors include Tim Dorsey, Max Barry, GK Chesterson, Robert W. Chambers, Mark Z. Danielewski, and of course, Christian Weston Chandler! :) But I'm curious to know what you like, or what you find particularly inspiring. So I gotta ask:<br /> <br /> 1.) What books or authors would you say influenced your writing the most? I know you're a fan of RL Stine's work, but are there any others?<br /> <br /> 2.) What books would you recommend to your fans? Again, I know you enjoy the collective works of RL Stine and &lt;u&gt;[[How to Talk to Girls]]&lt;/u&gt; by Alec Greven. What else do you enjoy?<br /> <br /> 3.) Have other mediums inspired your writing style? For example, I love the storytelling of Gochi Suda (Who wrote the story for games like Contact and Killer7). Are there any TV, Film, or Video game writers that influenced how you tell your stories?<br /> <br /> 4.) A little bit off topic, but a lot of great writers crave variety, and like to occasionally take a break from their established work and focus on telling a completely new story that's totally disconnected from their prior work. Do you plan on telling any stories with nothing to do with Sonichu, Rosechu, or anybody else from CWCville VA?<br /> <br /> Please be as in depth as possible, as I really love your work, and want to know as many of your inspirations as I can! :D<br /> <br /> Thanks a bunch, and have a great day!<br /> <br /> --Gabe Syme}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thank you. The &quot;[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]&quot; comic books from Archie's Comics were of good influence. &quot;Of Mice and Men&quot;, &quot;The Giver&quot;, &quot;To Kill a Mockingbird&quot; and a few others. Definitely ALL Sonic the Hedgehog and Pok'emon titles... and a lot of other various TV Shows, Video Games and Movies as well. I may create such stories. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Dude, Where's My Job?===<br /> {{Email|From: Kevin Flynn kdawgg72@aol.com<br /> <br /> Chris, since you're so good at figuring things out I was wondering if you could give me some perspective.<br /> <br /> I got a job at Wendy's after my dad said I had to get a real job. Anyway I worked there for a few weeks and the manager fired me! (It was more like 5 weeks but I've been rounding up to two months so it sounds better on my resume) We didn't get along that well but I didn't think it would come to this. I was honestly shocked because I thought I was doing a real good job, showing up on time every day and doing stuff they told me to do. Man, what gives?<br /> <br /> I read that you got fired from [[Wendy's]] once, too. Can you give me some more details on your last day? What was your experience at Wendy's like? How did your boss act? How many hours a week were you working? <br /> <br /> I feel like a huge failure after getting fired from the only job I've ever had, and it being Wendy's. How did you cope with it?<br /> <br /> Take it easy,<br /> <br /> Kevin}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I'd rather not go into the last day details. My boss was fair sometimes, but other times his judgment was questionable. The job was okay. I worked about 7 hours a day out of a 5 day work week. I take it one moment at a time. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===[[Women's Rights|Rosechu's running skills are inferior]], and Chris sleeps in the [[nudes|buff]]===<br /> {{Email|From: Amber Blue v3n0m1300@gmail.com<br /> Hey Chris, I can't believe I'm actually talking to you! XD Loyal [[sonichu Girls|sonichu girl]] here, saw you on web soup and then found your awesome sonichu comics! I'm sorry you've had to take so much shit from [[trolls|throlls]], you're obviously straight and I would never buy anything from the [[Ian Brandon Anderson|dumb kid who's impersonating you]]. I hope he is still feeling the effects of that curse you put on him in that one video. I've been wondering some stuff about the world you've created. I'd love to hear what you have to say.<br /> <br /> Can Rosechu run? I've seen [[Simonla]] run, along with [[sonichus]] like [[Reldnahc]] and [[Walter Grisby]]. Why does Rosechu need to be carried on sonichu's back?<br /> <br /> As a white law student who just got a porsche for my birthday, I sometimes like to imagine what it would be like to be married to the creator of sonichu and rosechu. What do you wear when you sleep? Would you like to sleep close to a girl or leave some room in between?<br /> <br /> Love the daily updates, keep them coming!<br /> <br /> -Amber Blue xoxoxoxxx}}<br /> {{EmailReply|They actually ran that episode of Web Soup? Please e-mail me the details of the episode; what day it aired, episode title and such to my e-mail address at '''ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com''', or make a reply message in the Mailbag, and I will thank you for the response.<br /> <br /> '''[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|SysOp, POST HER EPISODE DETAIL RESPONSE IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU GET IT, PLEASE.]]'''<br /> <br /> Anyway, yeah... I am certain he is feeling the curse around him everyday. Rosechu can run on own power, but she likes to be close to Sonichu. Plus, to get to the crime scene on time, he has to carry her, because she can only run average speed; not Sonic Speed. In bed, I'd have to say sheets, blanket and b-day suit; Definitely Close to my woman. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris would not be surprised if a biography was written about him===<br /> {{Email| From:Brittany J. the.scribes@gmail.com<br /> <br /> Hey Chris!<br /> <br /> I know you're probably REALLY busy right now (the holidays are so [[stress]]ful for me!); so I'll make this really fast. A couple of [[gal-pals]] and I were chatting about our favorite celeb biographies, and I couldn't help but think of you. How would you react if, someday in the future, an independent author wrote a book about you? Like, idk, a CWCography? As long as it's truthful, I think it'd be soooo cool. <br /> <br /> Love,<br /> Brittany<br /> <br /> PS: Don't let the crazy emails get to you. Some of them seem REALLY WEIRD, lol.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I agree, I feel it would be awesome, yet I would not be surprised. Que cera, cera; whatever will be, will be. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Take Your Prescribed Medicine, Young Man===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Rod Blagojevich|Rod B}} &lt;rblagojevich@msn.com&gt;<br /> Hi Chris,<br /> <br /> Recently I got into a little bit of legal trouble. Nothing really bad, it got blown way out of proportion I think. Basically some guys taped me saying things on the phone to a friend AS A JOKE and then told everyone I was being serious (BUT I WASN'T!) and I ended up getting fired at my job. Well I'm still mad about it, but that's not why I'm writing.<br /> <br /> During the trial, I tried telling people the truth, but they wouldn't listen, and I just got so ANGRY and started YELLING. I didn't mean to be rude to everyone but they were telling lies and wouldn't listen to the truth! It kind of reminds me of how the trolls are always trying to slander you, and thinking about how you keep going inspires me so I can keep going too!<br /> <br /> Anyway, they made me go see a psychiatrist (I AM NOT CRAZY, IT WAS NOT MY CHOICE) and the psychiatrist told me I should take some medicine to help me be less angry. I don't know if I want to or not, I mean sometimes I do get mad and just fly off the handle at people, but I don't want people to think I'm crazy because I take medicine! Do you take any medicine? Do you think it helps? My doctor said he was going to give me pixel or paxel or something like that, have you ever heard of it?<br /> <br /> Thanks,<br /> <br /> Rod}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Taking medication to quell the anger does not make one crazy. I take medication for my stress levels. Let me tell you, I had taken them for soo long, I had no idea of what it would be like without them. I stopped taking them for one month, and I felt More and Worse Pains in me, so Obviously it was a Huge Mistake for me to stop, so I went back on the medication, and I felt better. I used to take Paxil, but as I got older, I had to switch to a similar prescription, because of Paxil's side-effects that only hit adults. Take Your Prescribed Medicine, Young Man. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Concerning the sanest members of the Chandler family===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|PETA|Patricia Elizabeth Thompson-Andrews}} &lt;pat_e_t_a@gmail.org&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey, Chris!<br /> <br /> So, I hear you're an animal lover, and that, in the past, you've owned a dog and several [[cats]]! As a fan and fellow pet owner, I just wanted to ask a few questions...<br /> <br /> 1. Where did you get each of your cats from?<br /> <br /> 2. I'm having a lot of trouble getting my new kitten house-trained. Do you think I should just give up teaching him to use the litterbox? If so, why?<br /> <br /> 3. On a related note, my brother has a new puppy, and he's trying to decide whether to housebreak her or just let her live outside in a pen. What do you think, and why?<br /> <br /> 4. How come we never get to see your cats in any of your videos?<br /> <br /> 5. Out of the cats you have now, do you have any favorites? If so, why?<br /> <br /> Well, that's all for now! Tell the kitties I said hi!<br /> <br /> -Patricia}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I got my cats from various occasions and places. Do not give up; if the cat does not like the liter, try newspaper over the box and see if the cat likes that better. Otherwise, continue on with the liter. It depends on the maximum growth size of the dog; if he feels the dog will be too big to keep inside at the later time, then outside is the choice. But if the dog will remain the same size its lifetime, or maintainable size within the house, then inside is good. I had not felt the occasion to show them off yet. I love all my cats equally. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===No one lives forever===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Walter Breuning}} &lt;supercentenarian@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Chris,<br /> <br /> I was wondering: if you were too old or too sick to continue writing comics, would you ever consider passing the Sonichu torch to somebody else? Your future child, perhaps? I would like to think that the Sonichu legacy will live on and enrich the lives not only of people today, but generations to follow.<br /> <br /> Yours in Christ,<br /> <br /> Wally}}<br /> {{EmailReply|To my future child, yes.}}<br /> <br /> ===Cricket team===<br /> {{Email|From: Team CWCket &lt;CWC-captain@yourcricketteam.co.uk&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey, Chris!<br /> <br /> Just a quick message from a group of your most loyal fans! We're a women's cricket team from England who are all huge fans of your work, so we decided to call ourselves &quot;Team CWCket&quot; in tribute to your good self!<br /> <br /> We love team sports, and we noticed that you were a [[Manajerk|manager]] of your high school basketball team - that's so cool! Do you have any cool stories about the team beyond what you've told us in the comic and your writings? We'd love to hear all the gossip!<br /> <br /> Hope you have a great day, Chris, and like our team motto says - &quot;Keep a happy thought!&quot;<br /> <br /> - From all your pals on Team CWCket! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I will write up some of the stories of my Manager days in a page on the Cwcipedia at a later date.}}<br /> <br /> ===Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud...===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Oedipus Rex|Eddy Rex}} &lt;thebes429@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hi Chris! As a loyal Sonichu fan, can I ask for a little bit of advice?<br /> <br /> See, like you, I'm in my twenties, and I still live with my mother. And people think I'm weird for it. They keep saying I should move out, but I just don't want to. They also think it's weird that sometimes, my mom and I cuddle up next to each other while, say, watching TV. I don't see anything wrong with being close to your [[mother]]!<br /> <br /> What do you think? How close are you to your mother?<br /> <br /> - Eddy}}<br /> {{EmailReply| [[Affair with Mother|I am close to my mother]], but I would advise some space between you and your mother. And I recommend finding yourself a Girlfriend/[[Sweetheart]] to remain with in your later years of life. Mama's not gonna be around forever.}}<br /> <br /> === Tough money choices, previously missing crucial game details, and Moon People ===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Jokela school shooting|Erik Pikkuvikainen}} &lt;humanity_is_underrated@mail.lycos.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Chris! I'm a 16-year-old Sonichu fan from Finland.<br /> <br /> I've got some questions:<br /> <br /> 1) I just saw you were looking for sponsors from Europe. I don't like the horrible horrible ads either! I might help! Me and my best friend have €1000 in savings. We were going to buy PS3s (I think they go for about €500 these days, if it's less, we'd buy some games too). Do you think we should buy the [[PS3]]s? I mean, we don't have any other new consoles right now, just old GameCube and PS 1 and GBAs. Or should I spend it on the ad space?<br /> <br /> 2) These Sonichu games you had mentioned sound awesome. Can you tell us more about what you planned for them? I know they've got Sonichu and Rosechu and other characters, but what kind of games they are? Are they like Sonic 3D games? Or are they more like Pokemon? Or are they something between (like how Sonichu is between Sonic and [[Pokemon]])? Are they action games or RPGs? Or maybe even Action RPGs?<br /> <br /> 3) [[Metal Sonichu]] was awesome! (I mostly liked him because the metal characters are awesome in SSB Melee) Will he ever return from the [[Moon]]? My friend thinks he's probably allied with [[Silvana]] now - is that true?<br /> <br /> -Erik}}<br /> {{EmailReply|To your first question, I am thankful for your gesture, and that you are asking for my opinion. I feel it should be of you and your friend's mutual agreement; which is more important to you both: being charitable for the cause of keeping up the website and removing the ads, or upgrading your videogame console choices? Whatever your decision, I am still thankful for kind and considerate people like you two.<br /> <br /> The games would be both; the Pok'emon Lightning Version would be obviously an RPG, whereas [[Sonichu's Adventure]] and CWC's [[Adult Chronicles]] would be 3D Adventures. Metal Sonichu will make his return around Book 12. Neither M.Sonichu or Silvana knows about the other yet. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> === CWCVille Mall: A New Classic of American Design (and surprise gameplug) ===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Albert Speer|Bert Speer}} &lt;domebuilder@gmx.de&gt;<br /> <br /> Hallo from Germany!<br /> <br /> I'm a big Sonichu fan, and I like your Comics because I like Sonic the Hedgehog and architecture - I want to be an Architect one day. So it was very interesting to see that you've studied engineering and drafting! And it shows in the Comic! That's why the Comic is so interesting! And I see you've put a lot of effort to the architecture of the CWCville!<br /> <br /> But I'd like to know a bit more of the CWCville and the Mall that is featured in the Comic, if you don't mind.<br /> <br /> Putting a Mayoral Office in a Mall was pretty innovative! I've not heard of anything like that. You can imagine my surprise, because here, municipal buildings (like City Halls) and business buildings are strictly separate! Is it common in America to have Mayoral Offices in Shopping Malls? If it is unusual in America too - and I guess it could be - how did you come up with such an interesting Plan?<br /> <br /> And who owns the CWCville Mall? Here, we have some Government-Owned Enterprises, but I have heard they're quite rare in America. If the Mayoral Office is based in the Mall, does the City own the mall, or have they rented the office space? There must be some special Arrangements in place, right?<br /> <br /> As I said, I'm not yet an Architect, but I have made some City Plans. Have you made more detailed City Plans of CWCville? The ones in the Comic are not very detailed, but it would be fun to see a more detailed City Plan.<br /> <br /> -*- Bert -*-}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Smart decision on studying building designs and structures, and I thank you for your compliments. I think the concept is unusual around here, but if they can put a Police-Like Office in a Shopping Mall, why not a Mayor's Office or better? We, the city, own the mall space, and then some.<br /> <br /> **Spoiler Alert, I will be downloading the Beta for Playstation 3's [[ModNation Racers|Modnation Racers]] the day it comes out; I have a code for it. I plan on creating a race track that goes in and around Cwcville's city, mountains, beach and suburbs. I will draw it up on paper first, then I will create it on the Beta. Hopefully, I'll be able to design my racer to look like me and/or Sonichu, as well as the car to look like my previously built [[Lego]] Go-Karts (all of which were originally designed from Mario Kart 64). A video may be made, and the level WILL be uploaded and shared with the Modnation Community.<br /> <br /> Also, Current and New Qore Subscribers, Subscribing before December 18, 2009, will all be able to get a Code for the Modnation Beta, so don't delay, it is Only on the [[PSN|Playstation Network]], and the subscription of 12 Digital Video Magazines is only $24.99.<br /> <br /> Pardon my going commercial. :D<br /> <br /> --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> ''Yes, the same Chris-chan who flat out hates the [[Xbox|X Box 360]] because it has a subscription fee shells out $25 a year for [[Sony]]'s stupid little magazine that contains news you can find on a plethora of gaming sites for free.''<br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_4&diff=310306 2023-08-06T19:10:01Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: format fix.</p> <hr /> <div>Uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 25 [[November 2009]], '''Mailbag 4''' included letters from several Christians, a [[white knight]], [[Ivy|a girl with an obsession with plants]] and an apparent Satanist.<br /> <br /> While originally slated to be answered on the 26th, [[Chris]] opted to wait until the 27th. As expected, Chris moved several letters to the [[Rejected Mailbag]]. Unexpectedly, he then answered some of the moved letters anyway. His responses continue to be very short, bordering on completely useless. <br /> <br /> Highlights from this batch include Chris continuing to refuse that [[Aspergers]] is anything like high-functioning [[autism]], stating outright that he is &quot;close minded on the subject,&quot; discussing strap-ons with a young Christian girl, and giving a completely insane lesson on imaginary anatomy.<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> ===The case of the vanishing sweethearts===<br /> {{Email|From: Fernando Guerrero &lt;fernando.thecourier.guerrero@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hey my name is Izzy and I am a BIG BIG BIG FAN of your comics, and I would love to know more about the characters and cwcville area.<br /> <br /> 1) What happened to [[Sailor Megtune|Sailor Magatune]] and [[Blanca]]? I really liked those characters, and I've noticed that they out of nowhere they just dissapeared, and I really liked those characters.<br /> <br /> 2) Have you ever tried making a few conflicts between [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]] to create drama (and maybe attract more readers)<br /> <br /> 3) Could you maybe introduce a conflict that doesn't involve a villian (Maybe you can have some kind of mutant plant that slowly takes over the town and piercies the ground, destroys buildings, eats people, poisons the air with a gas that only affects sonichus and rosechus, and is eventually stopped by some new character)<br /> <br /> 4) And this is just a personal question, but do you like Italian food? Because I love Italian food.<br /> <br /> Anyways if you read this it would be awesome if you reply to my e-mail :-)<br /> <br /> Love, your biggest fan Izzy}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thank you. [[Megan]] moved away, and as told at the end of Book 8, Blanca ran off with her boyfriend in Space. Possibly. I'll take that suggestion into consideration. Italian food is good. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:37, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Trent Larson: Junkie DA===<br /> {{Email|From: Trent Larson &lt;trentlarson@live.com&gt;<br /> Chris,<br /> <br /> Before I found out about Sonichu, I was living in my parent's basement at age 24 and spending all the disability money I got for my bipolar disorder on crystal meth. I'd spend up to 18 hours a day just playing Hentai games and chain smoking. But after learning about Sonichu and how you live, I got off the drugs and (against all odds) found a job as a paralegal. I'm currently sharing an apartment with my wonderful new girlfriend Courtney and attending law school, and have plans to work my way up to the level of assistant district attorney.<br /> <br /> Thank you, Chris-chan!<br /> <br /> Trent Larson}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Congratulations; may [[God and Jesus]] continue to bless you in your success. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:37, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid===<br /> {{Email|From: Sam Higgins &lt;higgywithit@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Hi Chrischan. My name is Sam, Im a [[Methodist]], and Ive been reading Sonichu for some time now. I love your comic because it is very action packed but still relays good morals and values. Ive been a big fan of Sonic and Pikachu separately since I was a kid so its cool to see them all combined and grown up in a mature way. My favorite issue was the Spring Break comic.<br /> <br /> I am writing to you because I have a personal problem that I hope you can help me with. Sometimes I have impure thoughts. For instance, just the other day, I was walking home and I started thinking of mens butts. I didn't want to and am not a homosexual (IM STRAIGHT) but sometimes men's butts or worse enter my head. Sometimes I feel like Im all alone in this. Im too afraid to ask my friends or even my pastor or dad because I dont want them to think Im a bad person or a [[homos]]exual since I am a good, honest man who loves women (I get Hustler monthly) but I dont know what to do about these crazy, evil thoughts I sometimes get of pickles and ducks. Yuck! It doesnt help that some bullies call me a gay or homo sometimes. It makes me so mad but I dont know what to do. What do you suggest? Is there any way to stop this? Do you think Im alone with this problem? Have you ever experienced these problems?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thank you for your patronage. First off, should such images enter your mind at random, just stop yourself. I have had this problem too. I would take all such images when they enter my mind and just delete them; I imagine, in my mind, rolling them all into a ball, shrinking it down, and tossing them into a garbage can that links to my Stomach through a direct bodily vein. I imagine the feeling of it falling through the vein and making its splash landing into the stomach acid and dissolving; gone forever. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Admission of plagiarism===<br /> {{Email|From: Ryan Burton &lt;bokonist22@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hey Chris I'm a long-time reader of your comics. My brother showed them to me and I've tried to keep up as much as I can. I can't believe you're just giving away comics out of the kindness and goodness of your soul.<br /> Anyways, I was wondering what kind of activities do you do to get the creative juices flowing? I'm a writer myself and I often find it difficult to think of things to write about. Can you help me?<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> {{w|Todd Phillips}}}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Creative writing===<br /> {{Email|From: Alex May &lt;alex.may@gmail.com&gt;<br /> 1. Have you ever considered taking a creative writing courses?<br /> <br /> 2. What is your favorite [[Goosebumps]] story? Mine is the one where the<br /> guy turns into a bee.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I have taken creative writing courses at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] as part of the queue towards my [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] Degree and Certificate. &quot;The Haunted Mask&quot;. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Self-Help Books===<br /> {{Email|From: Nate Hughes &lt;quickzta68@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Dear Christian,<br /> <br /> I am on my brother Nate's e-mail account (I don't have e-mail) but I just needed to tell you that I LOVE the Sonichu comics so I begged him to let me use it. I have a few questions. I'm aware that you are looking for a job, how's that coming? I'm not having an easy time finding a job because of the recession...are you? Also, do you have any pictures of you in your [[Wendy's]] uniform? If you do, can you please upload it? I find men in uniform to be SO sexy. Lastly, Nate tried to find &quot;[[How To Talk To Girls]]&quot; at Barnes &amp; Noble, but it was sold out. Do you have any other suggestions on books for a girlfriend-free boy?<br /> <br /> Thanks &amp; Love,<br /> <br /> Jessica Hughes}}<br /> {{EmailReply|The job hunt is going okay, thank you. I do not have a picture, plus it was just a shirt and a hat; not that much of a big uniform. I don't have any other titles in mind to suggest, but I recommend looking under the &quot;Social&quot;, &quot;Relationship&quot; or &quot;Self-Help&quot; books at the Barnes &amp; Noble, or get recommendations from the employees. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Steroids are bad===<br /> {{Email|From: Dick Loserman &lt;sentientmachine11@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hello Chris,<br /> <br /> Ivan again,<br /> Thanks for responding to Email. I will try to stand more and Play this &quot;Guitar Hero&quot; you reccomend. You did not answer question about bench press. &quot;How much can you bench press?&quot; This is important to my training so i know what to shoot for when in gym. Also, how do you feel about steroids? I have been using them but still cannot gain Chris levels of mass. I don't want the body of Greek God. I want body like Christian Weston Chandler, for none stronger.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> {{w|Rocky IV|Ivan Drago}}.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I bench about [[51 50|50 to 100 lbs]]. Steroids are Bad; get off them. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Controlling guns===<br /> [[Image:BustACap.jpg|thumb|Chris, controlling his gun.]]<br /> {{Email|From: &lt;oddbjoernbalci@gmail.com&gt;<br /> What's your opinion on gun control?<br /> <br /> Your fan, hayrettin}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I agree with gun control.}}<br /> <br /> ===Friend zone legislation===<br /> {{Email|From: Cpt. Wyvern &lt;masterwyvern@googlemail.com&gt;<br /> Dear Mr. Chandler,<br /> <br /> If you could change the law, just once, what would you change?<br /> <br /> Regards,<br /> Wyvern}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am uncertain.}}<br /> ''This was later changed to:''<br /> {{EmailReply|I would remove the &quot;Law&quot; of the &quot;Friend Zone&quot;, because I feel that it is just wrong to not even attempt to have anything beyond friendship, especially if the man and the woman are both comfortable with each other and are close. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 00:57, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Ass-kissing and ass-kicking===<br /> [[Image:Qrjeok.png|thumb|Violence: not just for men anymore!]]<br /> {{Email|From: - - &lt;not_at_all_foster@hotmail.co.uk&gt;<br /> Hey Chris, greetings from across the pond. (That's the UK, incase you thought someone was actually on the opposite side of a pond!). I'm a big fan of your work and I've been really looking forwards to the next installment of Sonichu.<br /> <br /> To pass the time between comics I've been doing some drawings on my PC and one day I got inspiration (which I know is a Big Variable!) to draw Rosechu beating the crap out of a horrible, evil, smelly [[Jerkop]]. So I hope you enjoy! It took me a few hours to draw.<br /> <br /> So anyway, I'm not really that good at writing long e-mails so I'll just leave it at that. Thanks for all the comics so far!<br /> <br /> ~ Josh}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It's okay, thank you for your submission.}}<br /> <br /> ===Why no backgrounds===<br /> {{Email|From: Steve Steve &lt;2xevets@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hey Christian! I really like Sonichu, but there's one thing about it that kinda bugs me - the fact that there's no backgrounds on some of the pages. How is anybody supposed to know what's going on if the characters are just sort of standing in a white void all the time?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I give the background reference just before that piece of the story, so it should be obvious where they are; just go back a page or two.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris the otaku===<br /> {{Email|From: David F Smith &lt;dsmith@femc.net&gt;<br /> Do you have any plans to visit any American anime conventions in the coming year, like Animazement or Otakon or Anime Mid-Atlantic? It seems like that might be a good way to meet and interact with your fans in person. <br /> <br /> DFS.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am thinking about it.}}<br /> <br /> ===Dissociative identity===<br /> {{Email|From: distraction@mail.org<br /> Hey! I have some questions about you as a person, rather than my previous questions which were sonichu-related.<br /> 1. In a video around august, you seemed to have another personality, [[Christopher's name change|christopher]]. Have you been diagnosed with split personality disorder? You've seemed pretty healthy since, as if the split personality has been forgotten. Is he still there? has he been fixed? Some people were telling me it was a lie but I think they're just trolls. Still, they make me worry :( If it was a lie, come out and tell us, Chris! Your fans will forgive you, we know you're the warrior of truth and honesty :)<br /> <br /> 2.I found some documents that say you used to take anger management classes when you were in piedmont virginia community college. I have anger problems myself but can't afford the classes, can you tell me what the anger management classes were like and methods you use to de-[[stress]]?<br /> <br /> <br /> Once again, thank you very much- I'm your biggest fan : D<br /> Garfunkel<br /> Head of the northern ireland-based sonichu fanclub}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It was a [[lie]] to momentarily derail the [[trolls]]. I did take and anger management class; it was like any circle-group class. Take a deep breath or two, count your blessings, don't let the minuscule things bother you, and take it one moment at a time. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris the close-minded===<br /> {{Email|From: Michael Parker &lt;mp53718@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hello Christian,<br /> <br /> I just saw your response to my earlier email. Sadly, you are very mistaken about Asperger's and [[Autism]]. If you read the wiki (as you suggested others do), it would clear it up for you. They are both related to social interaction between people.<br /> <br /> However, the nurses really enjoy your comic and seem to think you are a sweet, honest and good natured person. I thought you would like to know.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Dr. Michael Parker}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Tell your nurses I said thank you. I still do not care to look; I am [[Naive|closed]][[Slow-in-the-mind|-minded]] on the topic of the two being same, because THEY ARE NOT. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===More hypocrisy===<br /> {{Email|From: Eric McBride &lt;chrishansen317@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Hey Chris,<br /> <br /> I'm a 19 year old STRAIGHT male from California, and I'd first of all like to say I LOVE your comics. I always loved [[Sonic]] and Pikachu while growing up and seeing them combined as One into Sonichu is like a gift straight from God and Jesus himself. I do hope that your video games get made. Thank you Chris for creating such a great comic. I look forward to every update!!<br /> <br /> But I have a Problem. One of my friends at school does not like God and Jesus and even said they weren't real! This caused me Stress and offended me. I also fear that he may be in fact going off the straight path. I need your help Chris, I need to help my friend.<br /> <br /> Do you think showing him your comics would help?<br /> <br /> Thanks,<br /> <br /> Eric Aguirre}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I don't know, but you may share my comics with your friend if you wish. But do not let his opinions and disbeliefs bother you; [[Chris and Hypocrisy|every person is entitled to their own individual opinions and beliefs]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Hail Satan===<br /> [[File:Satan.jpg|thumb|The devil wonders how Chris could possibly miss all the obvious hints he just dropped.]]<br /> {{Email|From: [//https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer Samael Morningstar] &lt;samlmorningstar@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hello Chris,<br /> <br /> I understand you consider your self to be a Christian. However, I feel that your beliefs are more suited to a diferent religion. Why not pick something that more accuratly suits your views on sex and desire? Something that allows you to fufil your urges, be they artistic, sexual, or revenge.<br /> <br /> I was once a follower of your God, but after enduring years of their hypocritical, righteousness judgment, I saw the flaws in their beliefs and found something better. I shed the chains that held me back and became myself.<br /> <br /> Look around and subscribe to something that lets you be you. Find a belief system that values the basic human needs of emotion, sex, vengeance, intelligence, and art.<br /> <br /> I would be happy to share my beliefs with you, should you be dissatisfied with what your parents forced upon you.<br /> <br /> -Samael Morningstar}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I disagree with your idea; I am comfortable with my religion, and I do not plan on changing it ever. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ==Rejected Mailbag==<br /> ===Why Chris hates pickles===<br /> {{Email|From: Gourmet Pickle &lt;gourmetpickle@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Hello Chris. How's the creation of the Sonichu universe going?<br /> I have two questions that have been bothering me recently.<br /> <br /> 1. What's so bad about [[pickles]]? Personally, I love them.<br /> <br /> 2. This one is very serious. Is it really possible to catch gayness from a homo? I ask because my brother is a gay. We're really close and hang out a lot. I am a straight male such as your self, and I was hoping to get some insight on whether or not it's safe to hang out with my bro anymore.<br /> <br /> Have a great day and please respond.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|They taste terrible, and they look like [[Duck|dicks]]; even more disgusting. [[Homos|Do not follow those characteristic examples from your brother.]] --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:36, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris is rude to a young girl===<br /> {{Email|From: grrrlpowaanow@aol.com<br /> i love your comic, chris. i am a 14 year old christian girl (raised devout [[baptist]]), and let me tell you, there is not enough christian literature out there, so i am glad you are making your comics. i do have some questions about them.<br /> <br /> 1. i really really LOVE your mailbag feature. do you plan to keep it up for a while? please say you will!<br /> <br /> 2. when will the sonichu game be released? i thought it was supposed to be out by now. i asked santa to get it for me for christmas but my dad said they didn't make that game<br /> <br /> 3. i noticed all the [[chaotic Combo|chaotic combo]] have parents. [[wild]] has a mom and a dad. [[bubbles]] had just a mom (or was swampert her dad?). [[punchy]] just had a dad. [[magi-chan]] just had a dad. angelica, however, has two mommies (two female nuns). as a christian woman, i am offended that [[angelica]] was raised in such an immoral household. a lot of chauvinistic pigs think lesbians are hot as in pretty, but god thinks they're hot as in theyre going to hell (as well as anyone who enjoys lesbian pornography or any pornography for that matter). i thought this was supposed to be a good christian comic! so why are there lesbians in it? and when will you remove these heathens from this comic?<br /> <br /> 4. the relationship between [[zapina]] and [[simonla]] seems unnatural. simonla acts as a bad, unchristian rolemodel in [[sonichu 9]], where she basically encourages the (UNDERAGE) zapina to have pre-marital sex. pre-marital sex is wrong with the bible and wrong with god, chris. when will you fix this error?<br /> <br /> 5. whether theyre married or not, it is wrong for sonichu and rosechu to be having sex in the comics (or in any picture or photograph). the bible is very clear that intercourse is meant to be between a man and a woman, not a man, a woman, and an entire audience of readers, especially when those readers are potentially underage. ive even seen pictures of them where rosechu was a man and sonichu was a man and it is definitely against the bible for man and man to lay together. when will you remove these pornographies from the face of the internet? pornography is a SIN. god sends people to hell for it. your christian readership deserves nothing less than sonichu and rosechu to have a perfect spotlessly clean presence on the internet, and yet theyre being sullied by pictures drawn by you in your style of them engaging in sex.<br /> <br /> 6. the scene where rosechu press her bikini area against the mans face in the 4cent garbage building comic was disgusting, revolting, and a complete mockery to all women everywhere. i almost stopped reading the comic after that issue. when will you correct the ending to reflect a more christian, pro-female rights message?<br /> <br /> thank you for reading my questions. sorry if there were a lot but i look forward to answers}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Yes, I will continue to answer the fanmail in the mailbag often. Unfortunately it does not exist yet, but I am in talks with the videogame companies to get it started. Neither Nun were lesbian; they are just like most Nuns, withdrawn from sex and married to God. Rosechu was wearing a strap-on in that drawing, of which I was blackmailed into doing a few months ago, and HOW do YOU think you were created to be born; Your Mom and Dad Had Sex to create you. Sex, regardless of positions or accessories, between man and woman is okay and natural. Rosechu temporarily turned into a [[Chris and anger|wild beast]], and she would not have been thinking when she did that. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris the sellout===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Joseph Stalin|Sexy Joe Stalin}} &lt;sexy.joe.stalin@live.com&gt;<br /> Chris,<br /> What happened to the Sonichu I used to love?<br /> Fame has changed you, man.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> Sexy Joe Stalin (a fan of the REAL Sonichu)}}<br /> <br /> ===Gabe Newell: white knight===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Gabe Newell}} &lt;gaben1962@hotmail.co.uk&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Christian, this is Gabe.<br /> <br /> Some friends of mine showed me your 'Sonichu' creation during my second lunch break at work yesterday, and I felt it necesarry to inform you that despite what you may think, [[Things Chris has ripped off|Sonichu is not an original character]].<br /> <br /> First, Sonichu is an amalgamation of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu, and nothing more. He is not original, nor can you copyright his image. Nor will you ever be able to sell 'official' Sonichu merchandise- to do that would land you in a lawsuit for copyright infringement. Second, SEGA and [[Nintendo]] will never, ever make a Sonichu game with, or for you. No matter how many 'fans' you may have, this will never change. You have been made aware of this fact many times before, yet you refuse to acknowledge it. And finally, for someone who is searching for a 'boyfriend-free girl', as you say, you are going the wrong way about it. Girls aren't interested in guys in their late twenties who live with their parents and live off of taxpayer's money. They aren't interested in guys who spend most of their time playing video games, drawing comics, and playing with transformer toys, especially when their bedroom is full of said toys and smells strange. And, they aren't interested in your Sonichu necklace. You aren't going to find anyone if you continue iving as you are now. And, if you intend to care for a wife and daughter, as you do, you must get a real job. Drawing Sonichu comics is not a real job. Doing [[chores]] is not a real job. Neither is stacking shelves in a supermarket.<br /> <br /> If you want to change, you must put away Sonichu, and find a source of income instead of waiting for the welfare check to arrive every month. Then, I suggest finding a new place to live; you can't live with mom and dad forever.<br /> <br /> Do yourself a favour, and take the advice given.<br /> <br /> <br /> -Gabe}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_7&diff=310256 2023-08-05T16:59:27Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: relevant link.</p> <hr /> <div>Uploaded on 29 [[November 2009]], '''Mailbag 7''' was the seventh batch of letters for [[Chris]] to answer/censor.<br /> <br /> This mailbag contained several encore appearances of people featured in previous mailbags, namely [[Mailbag 4#In which Chris is rude to a young girl|the devout 14-year old girl]], aspiring artist [[Mailbag 2#This looks shopped|Emmy Bardot]], and Alaskan native Levi Johnston. There were a few emails carefully designed to gently bring up topics that Chris was in serious denial about, such as his [[obesity]]. There were also a few weird ones, like a Muslim boy's life being put in jeopardy by his love of [[Sonichu]], and some wacko promoting 2D love.<br /> <br /> Chris was scheduled to answer them all on the 29th, but he didn't actually get around to it until 1 [[December 2009|December]]. His responses were more pompous and condescending than ever. The irony in lecturing about employment and cleaning seemed to be completely lost on him. He responded to the second letter in the mailbag by explaining why he was fully justified in closing his mind to the idea of [[autism]] and [[Asperger's Syndrome]] being similar; then in the very next letter, he berated someone for following a closed-minded religion. Presumably, Chris wanted her to open her mind and her [[china|vagina]]. Other highlights included Chris desperately trying to come up with ways the Rosechus are different, and claiming that Albert Einstein was autistic.<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> ===Good housekeeping===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w||Jeffrey Dahmer}} &lt;youreinvitedfordinner@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Chris,<br /> <br /> First, thank you for taking the time to answer all these fan letters!<br /> <br /> Anyway, my apartment is a HUGE MESS right now, and I just can't seem to get motivated to start cleaning, or even where to start for that matter. It's getting out of control, some of my neighbors are complaining about the smell and I feel embarrased about having anyone over. The fridge smells really bad too and I'm afraid to even look in there.<br /> <br /> Do you have any advice? How do you find the motivation to start cleaning house when the task is so overwhelming? If you have any ideas I'd love to hear them.<br /> <br /> Hungrily yours,<br /> Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I would say, Just Start Cleaning; Get Rid of all the stuff You Know SHOULD be disposed of. Trash ALL the Trash; donate some of your no-longer-wanted/needed stuff to a Goodwill. And face the fear; look in your fridge and clean it out. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Oh shit another Asperger's email===<br /> {{Email|From: Arizona Bay &lt;seeyoudowninarizonabay@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hi, Chris.<br /> <br /> Please do not jump to any conclusions here. I would ask that you read the entire message before responding.<br /> <br /> I've got a little question for you. As you're no doubt aware, plenty of other people sending you mail have asked questions regarding your stance on Asperger's Syndrome. You, of course, have responded that your mind is closed to discussion. I'd like to ask you a question about this: how can you honestly doubt, with absolute surety, the statements of medical professionals? I noticed that at least one poster here on the mailbag has stated that he is in medical school. Have you ever attended medical school, Mr. Chandler? No, you have not. You have no understanding of psychology whatsoever, so how can you be so certain that Asperger's is &quot;TOTALLY DIFFERENT&quot; from autism?<br /> <br /> A closed mind is a credulous mind, Mr. Chandler, and everyone is wrong once in a while.<br /> <br /> (Incidentally, I have some experience in psychology and have acted as an orderly in special education schools, so a great deal of this comes from personal experience.)<br /> <br /> Yours,<br /> Arizona Bay.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Well, I have read your whole message, and you have the right to your own opinion, as did the other people who asked about the subject. I state my opinion on the subject as it is my right as well to my own opinion. Aspergers is MORE classified to those who come down with it LATER in life during their ADULT years. Autism happens from nearly the start. With that being a MAJOR difference between the two among other differences, I again rest my case. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Grrrlpowaanow 2: the Christianing===<br /> {{Email|From: grrrlpowaanow@aol.com<br /> I am writing this in response to your response to my email.<br /> <br /> First, I am disappointed that you &quot;rejected&quot; my email. It wasn't offensive or mislabeling. It was honest content from my true heart and, like you said, you should be a man and take criticism. My criticism of your comic is that it goes against God and the Bible, and it does in the instances I've mentioned.<br /> <br /> Second, it does not matter if either nun was or wasn't a lesbian. The Bible says every child deserves one mother and one father. Not two mommies, like the [[homos]]exuals do, because that confuses the child's gender. I'm greatly disappointed that you would promote anti-Christian ideals like girls having two moms.<br /> <br /> Third, sex is meant to be done for procreation only. Anything else is sin, plain and simple. Sex done in public is also a sin. Read the Bible. It is very specific that sex is meant to be done between one man and one woman, and that's it. Not an audience, and not &quot;for fun.&quot; God hates hanky-panky, and Hell is full of perverts who enjoy looking at pornographic material.<br /> <br /> Fourth, &quot;[[Rosechu]] became a [[wild]] beast&quot; is no excuse. In fact, it's even worse that you would insinuate that women can't control their emotions and just fly off the hinges like they animals and not even human. Is that what you think of women? That they're animals and not people? You're awful.<br /> <br /> I brought your Sonichu comics up with my Bible studies class and they all agree that your comic goes against God and the Bible, and they all agreed that I should stop reading it. I don't understand how you could be so naive as to think that God would even tolerate &quot;recreational&quot; sexual relations, especially when you know that God hates the homosexuals. After all, why do you think He hates the homosexuals? It's because the sex they have is only for &quot;recreation&quot; and therefore goes against God. [[Hanky-panky]] goes against God. Premarital sex (which you've depicted with your other characters, most recently Angelica and Reginald Sneasel) goes against God. Quit spitting on the God Almighty with your Sonichu comics and reconsider the changes I've suggested, if not for the sake of the comic, then at least for the sake of your immortal soul.<br /> <br /> May God have mercy on you.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|In response to your first paragraph, obviously you have not opened your mind to all things in life, and your religion is a closed-minded one. Second, a lot of people have gone to [[Angelica]]'s church; male volunteers have shared with Angelica their views and opinions on all things as well, so she was Not Without a male role-model. Third, Sex Is Natural; regardless of it being for procreation or for fun, and I agree you that sex should ONLY be truly enjoyed between Man and Woman; not between homos. Fourth, I have had MY OWN [[anger|fly-off emotional moments]] too on rare occasions; you are no different I'm sure. You certainly let yourself go in typing your message.<br /> <br /> I am a [[Methodist]]; I pray to [[God and Jesus]] every day; I read my Bible; I volunteer myself for good deeds and such often. Last Sunday, I was asked to read a verse and light the First Advent Candle; that was definitely a most honorable volunteer job, and I did very well in citing the verse with gusto and feeling.<br /> <br /> I'll pray for you to open your mind as well.<br /> Peace,<br /> --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===An inkling that this is a joke letter===<br /> {{Email|From: Cad Earnest &lt;goldorthegold@yahoo.co.uk&gt;<br /> Hello Chris, next March I am going to be involved in a stage play however my role requires me to gain a lot of weight in a short amount of time. I've checked some of your [[YouTube|youtube]] videos a couple of months apart and you seem to have accomplished getting fat extremely qucikly. Could you provide me with hints or tips to get fat very quickly? This will be very important to my career as an actor so please tell me all you know about gaining weight.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Firstly, I feel offended of you saying that I &quot;gain weight quickly&quot;; I have been working out and [[Obesity|LOSING WEIGHT]]. As much as I feel an inkling that this is a joke letter from a [[Troll]], my answer to your question is this... if you Truly want to gain weight quickly, then eat more fatty foods and don't exercise. :( --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff===<br /> {{Email|From: [[Hamsty the Hamster]] &lt;hamstythehamster@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Yo yo yo, I just got a quick question for you.<br /> <br /> What's the difference, personality-wise, not physically (anyone with eyes can see that), between all the female characters?<br /> Rosechu, Angelica, [[Bubbles]], [[Lolisa]], [[Simonla]], [[Chloe]], [[Patti]], [[Megagi]], [[Layla]], [[Zapina]]<br /> <br /> I'd like a sentence or two description of each, thanks.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Rosechu is a leader-type, all-around personality, smart and quick-wit, strong and fears little, yet surprised easily. Angelica is a religious type; she feels peace and tranquility often from the presence of God and Jesus and her healthy life in general. Bubbles has a bubbly personality; likes to have fun often, a bit goofy sometimes, yet serious when the situation calls for it. Lolisa is of Radio DJ and Co-Host personality; she keeps up with the latest news and trends, sad from bad news; happy from good news, honest and punctual. Simonla is of Construction-Worker personality; she rarely leaves a job undone, a bit tomboy, and spunky. Chloe is of a [[Women's rights|generic]] high-school girl personality; more of her personality will be shown in future pages. Patti is wise, kind, calm-toned and a good girl-dog. Megagi is like a Army Soldier; gets attention upon call, endures difficult perils and obstacles, she is one to gun down her foes swiftly. Layla is sheepish; kind of shy, yet energetic, sweet and such, but on rare instances, she will really let out her frustration in defense for her allies. Zapina is a fast-talking, very energetic, spunky, inquisitive little gal. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Strict on homosexuality===<br /> {{Email|From: Heather C &lt;flowerofpeace@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Please respond, Christian.**<br /> <br /> Hey Chris!<br /> <br /> My name's Heather and I'm a 22 year old from Topeka, Kansas. I'm quite interested in your life and your Sonichu comic, it's all excellent work, and my friends love it as well! <br /> <br /> I have one question though, please read it:<br /> Chris, why are you so strict about homosexuality? I understand you are not one yourself - quite the opposite actually - but you seem to care a lot more about The Bible's supposed message against same sex couples than anything else it preaches.<br /> <br /> I mean, I have gay and lesbian friends, and they're all generally normal people. Love is love, no matter who's involved. (to be honest, I even hook up with previous mentioned lesbian friends occasionally... nothing I'm ashamed of)<br /> <br /> Are you saying they can't feel love each other? that their sub-human? My buddy Josh happens to be one of the kindest, generous people I know. His boyfriend could go on and on about how great of a guy he his. (...I bet if you knew him, you wouldn't have anything against him if he was straight. At all)}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am strict not on the people's personalities, but ONLY on the Acts and lifestyle they have. HOMOSEXUALITY IS JUST PLAIN WRONG AND UNNATURAL. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Yes you can sail the seven seas===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Starship Troopers|sgtcharleszim}}@aol.com<br /> Mr. Chandler,<br /> <br /> If you are a truly and honestly a patriotic American like you claim, you would have considered joining the [[Navy]]. Our nation needs men like you with your elbow-greased strength and speed-thinking skills and quick-sorting abilities. Please consider signing up at your nearest recruiter.<br /> <br /> Thank you,<br /> <br /> Drill Instructor Zim<br /> <br /> Sergeant, United States Navy SEALs}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I have considered it before, and due to my Autism, I am not qualified. Plus, a LOT of women feel depression when their boys are off in the Army, and their patience wears thin often. I SHOULD KNOW, My Mothers HATES TO BE MARRIED TO AN ARMY DUDE Because of that [[Stress|STRESS]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Like a pimp===<br /> [[Image:Fanartmail7-uptowndude.jpg|thumb|A ghetto Sonichu appears]]<br /> {{Email|From: Emmanuelle Bardot &lt;emmymignon@googlemail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Oh no! I forgot to include the picture!!! Oh well, here is the message again, WITH the picture!<br /> <br /> Hello Chris! It is me again! This time I have completed some fan art (it is not very good!). I drew Sonichu as an &quot;Uptown Dude&quot; with his Rosechu at his side. I also included a photo of their creator, Mr Christian Weston Chandler (that's you!) visit them as their &quot;trick&quot; (friend).<br /> Hope you like it, I look forward to see your reply!!!<br /> <br /> from Emmy<br /> <br /> xxxxx}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It is good, thank you.}}<br /> <br /> ===Hexbox economics===<br /> {{Email|From: William Anthony &lt;lillithmorrigan85@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> You say that you hate the [[Xbox]] 360 because the online service costs money. While this is a perfectly logical choice, there's something I'd like to know. How do you feel about downloadable content in video games, and how much do you purchase? Because if you're buying a lot of DLC, the membership costs for Xbox Live really aren't that much.<br /> <br /> Thanks,<br /> Bill}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I don't care; HEXBox 360 is of Inferior Quality and has Lesser Options compared to the [[PS3|Playstation 3]] and Wii. Plus, the membership is THE COST I can certainly get along without aside from DLC costs, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Michael Parker's last stand===<br /> {{Email|From: Michael Parker &lt;mp53718@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hello Christian,<br /> <br /> I was wondering what your definition of Asperger's syndrome is? If you are so adamant in claiming that Asperger's is nothing like High Functioning Autism, perhaps you could enlighten us as to the differences? I have a feeling you are just mistaken as to the definition of Asperger's, as an intelligent individual like yourself would certainly not be naive and stubborn and refuse to accept the truth.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> Dr. Michael Parker}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Those with Aspergers are Retarded Linguisticly and Cognitively, PLUS they are most certainly MORE CLUMSY than we Autistics.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**A NOTE: I am NOT calling people with Aspergers Retared; ONLY their skills in speech and mental capabilities are not as quick as those with Autism.**&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> <br /> So put that in your pipe and [[tobacky|smoke]] it. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris destroys an Iranian family===<br /> {{Email|From: Rashid Ali Abdul &lt;rashidaliabdul@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Salaam. I am grateful to be emailing the Sonichu creator himself.<br /> <br /> I live in islamic republic of Iran in the middle east. I recently found your comic Sonichu and enjoy it very much. I have been translating Sonichu to Arabic for many people to enjoy. However, I have big problem. My parents do not approve of your comic and have declared it haraam. They think it is sacrilegious and defies the supreme will of Allah.<br /> <br /> They found the pages on my computer. They saw comic where characters engage in fornication, sex before marriage, which is forbidden in Islam. They also think that Sonichu promote many thing that are not &quot;halal.&quot;<br /> <br /> I do not know what to do. My parents have threaten to disown me and I fear for even worse, I fear for my life. Please tell me what to do. Everyone is against me but I am not an infidel, I only wish to spread word of Sonichu to the middle eastern world.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|My comics promote free will and most democratic, if not moderate, type of politics. Don't worry about your parents; they only care about your safety and well-being. They will certainly not disown you. If it makes you happy, then continue your spread of my work and smile while doing so. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Love in two dimensions===<br /> {{Email|From: Brad Newman &lt;peoplepeople91@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> Hello there, Christian Weston Chandler. I've read a lot of you and your real life adventures and found your struggle of getting a woman to be heart-breaking. No man should ever feel as lonely as you most likely do. That's why I come to you with a suggestion. Why [[Polyamorous marriage|not marry a 2D]] anime or video game character? With a little imagination (I'm sure you have a lot of it), they're about as good as a real girl. Trust me on this one. After trying and failing to find the woman that was right for me, I moved on to 2D love. IT'S AMAZING. 2D women will never betray you, never demand lavish gifts for sex, and never steal all of your shit when they inevitably divorce you. 2D women can't necessarily love you back, but your love for them should be enough to get by. Unless, of course, you're a selfish womanizer who always demands things in return. But, hey, with advances in artificial intelligence, she might just be able to!<br /> <br /> So think it over, pick out your ideal 2D lover, and enjoy your new life of happiness!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|That, my friend, is False Love, and NO True Love and Compassion will ever come out of that. You have my pity. Go out and find yourself a Real Woman and you'll be able to love her more than some static clone. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===GET A JOB, DUDE===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Levi Johnston}} &lt;hockey90@alaska.usa.com&gt;<br /> Man, I've been trying hard to keep it together. It hurts man. We even had two kids together (one had Down Syndrome, a type of Autism) and she still left me. Her hot-shot family treats me like white trash.<br /> <br /> How am I supposed to win her back, man? Flowers don't cut it. Chocolates don't cut it. My trim, taught bod don't cut it. Honesty, compassion and True Love definitely don't cut it. The only thing left to give her is money, and I can't give her none of that 'cause I ain't got a job.<br /> <br /> So what can I do?<br /> <br /> Laters man.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I say move on; [[Chris and Hypocrisy|GET A JOB, DUDE]]. Obviously if she won't accept your love anymore, then move on. True, there will be nobody else like her, but the least you can do for yourself and your children is try. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Harry Potter: total spaz===<br /> {{Email|From: Ale Leal &lt;mayorteroh@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> Hi CWC, im a big fan, zap to the extreme! I gotta ask you a couple of things: <br /> &lt;br&gt;1- Who do you think is the most important artist in the latest century?<br /> &lt;br&gt;2-Which is your favorite book?<br /> &lt;br&gt;3- Why do you hate harry potter?<br /> &lt;br&gt;4- If they gave you the chance to be president, do you think you would be up to the challenge?<br /> &lt;br&gt;5- Who do you think is better, Marquez or Dickens?<br /> &lt;br&gt;6- I love Sonichu, but i gotta ask you man, would you move to a different project if sonichu doesn't show profit in the next five years or someone in the professional industry told you is not good enough? <br /> <br /> Thanks a lot man, if i ever see a troll, i will kick him in the groin.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I can't say that I know the current artists of this century. [[R.L. Stine|R.L. Stein]]'s &quot;The Haunted Mask&quot; from &quot;Goosebumps&quot;. He dared compete against Pok'emon, PLUS he is a total Spaz, and I just do not care for him at all. I think I would be up for it. I have enjoyed Dickens more. I will continue on Sonichu with other projects on the side. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris acts unreasonable while calling everybody else unreasonable===<br /> {{Email|From: Douglas Cramer &lt;autisticspectrumwarrior@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Good evening. My name is Douglas Cramer. I am a 28 year old high functioning autistic male.<br /> <br /> I have been reading about you and what you've been up to for a while now. And one thing I do not understand is why do you always try to argue with neurotypicals?<br /> <br /> Please understand, I am also a high functioning autistic male. I have the same level as autism as you have. So do not be offended. We are on the same terms here.<br /> <br /> From what I've seen, you constantly find yourself in arguments with full functional people (neurotypicals), where you &quot;close your mind&quot; to what they have to say and refuse to admit when you may be wrong.<br /> <br /> I understand that Autism has a nasty habit of making you stubborn and wanting things your way, and shutting things out. But what I don't understand is, how can you disagree with people with fully functional minds?<br /> <br /> I mean, if Albert Einstein, a genius (whose functioning cannot be measured), were to talk to a normal average person, wouldn't they instantly listen to what he says?<br /> <br /> In the same regard, doesn't it make sense to show that kind of respect to those with fully functional minds? Those without autism?<br /> <br /> Obviously, I am not saying to listen to someone who says to jump off a cliff. But for things that are actually reasonable, and come from fully sound minds, why is it that you constantly deny knowledge from them?<br /> <br /> I eagerly await your response.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> Douglas Cramer}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Well, the Normal &quot;Neurotypical&quot; people ARE People too, and when any person, Normal or Abnormal, strike a nerve that makes me feel like I need to argue or defend, then I do. I listen to my closest friends and acquaintances and heed their advice and such. The normal people make their share of mistakes too. Listen to Billy Joel's &quot;You're Only Human (Second Wind)&quot;. Did You Know that Einstein was Autistic too? I take the reasonable with the Unreasonable and differentiate between them and accept the reasonable and disregard the unreasonable. Some of their input is considered unreasonable in my humble opinion. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:21, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ==Rejected Mailbag==<br /> ===Chris doesn't want to talk about incontinence===<br /> {{Email|From: Jessica Lindon &lt;jessielindon@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hi Chris...I have something I want to tell you. Something I've never been able to tell anyone else out of shame. I, well, I sometimes poo my pants when I'm nervous or people yell at me. It's really embarrassing, and I can't seem to stop. I tried talking to my doctor, but it didn't help. I know you used to suffer from the same problem, I was wondering if you could offer me some good advice? Like, what do you do to control yourself if you feel it coming on? Have you ever had an &quot;accident&quot; in public? What would you suggest as a method of hiding the smell/stains until I can get home &amp; change?<br /> <br /> Any advice would be greatly appreciated. :]}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I apologize, but I feel that is a topic that is personal, and I do not wish to talk about it.}}<br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_3&diff=310230 2023-08-05T06:34:59Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 3''' was the third collection of [[troll|fan]] mail to be posted on [[CWCipedia]].<br /> <br /> [[Chris]] began answering them on 25 [[November 2009]] and, surprisingly, managed to uphold his word to finish them on the 26th. His answers were all very short, implying that he's just too lazy to write complete responses to his adoring [[fanbase]]. Again, the vast majority of the answers are just Chris stroking his own [[Chris and his Ego|unfathomably huge ego]]. Highlights include him telling a self-loathing [[homosexual]] to hypnotize himself into straightness, ''almost'' adequately explaining the [[Sex toys|fake boobs]], and revealing some of [[pedofork]] tendencies when talking about reducing the legal age of consent. His famous hypocrisy makes an appearance when he claims that calling someone's fan art &quot;retarded&quot; was constructive criticism, and then proceeds to delete messages that offer him actual constructive criticism.<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> ===In which Chris advises a guy to hook his underage sister up with strangers===<br /> {{Email|From: Mike Pandamus &lt;spandampandamus@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Hi there, Chris-chan! ^^ My name is Michael Pandamus, I'm seventeen years old, and I am the biggest fan of [[Sonichu]], I swear! GO SONICHU, GO OUT AND ZAP TO THE EXTREEEEEME! But that's not what I'm here to contact you about.<br /> <br /> I have a twin sister, Shelley, who is a [[boyfriend-free girl]], and she is sad as can be. Whenever I look at her, I can feel vibes of sadness from her lonesome heart, and it makes me feel sad as can be. I always comfort her and tell you &quot;Shelley, someday your sweetheart will come for you, [[Cwc dare|dare to keep all your love alive, it's leading you on to victory]],&quot; but Shelley has fallen into despair by now. She longs for a boyfriend, and what am I to do? T^T<br /> <br /> I need advice from you, Chris-chan. Please tell me what I should tell (or do for) my sister so that her [[heart level]] can be recovered and rise hopefully to 100%. Thank you!<br /> <br /> Truely ''[sic]'' and Honestly Yours,<br /> Mike}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I suggest introducing your sister to some boys close to her age (UNDER 18 if she is under 18 herself; otherwise, 18 and Up if she is Over 18). After introduction, make certain there is a comfortable vibe between her and him after introduction, then excuse yourself from their conversation. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===House for sale===<br /> {{Email|From: muslim girl &lt;muslimgirl878@gmail.com&gt;<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;http://thechandlerhome.110mb.com/&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> <br /> I found your page on a [[Virginia]] real estate ad site, so are you interested in selling? If so, please contact me back as soon as you can.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|No, that was put together by a [[Trolls|Troll]]; It is a FALSE AD.}}<br /> <br /> ===Future of the franchise, Star Trek, and favorite foods===<br /> {{Email|From: Crystle Lumpie &lt;crystlelumpie@live.com&gt;<br /> First off, how long do you see yourself working with Sonichu? Once it becomes more mainstream and more people become involved with it, will you give the franchise to other people? Or will this be a life-long thing?<br /> <br /> Is there any chance of a graphic novel coming soon? Maybe you'll compound the current volumes into one graphic novel to make it easier for people to access them? I think that would be a good idea.<br /> <br /> What is with the captains log I see on your site now? Is that a reference to Star Trek?<br /> <br /> And lastly, what's your favorite food? I'm looking to change some of my diet and I'd like your advice, if you don't mind.<br /> <br /> Love,<br /> <br /> Crystle Lampitt}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Most likely lifelong, with appropriate giving of franchise to my children. Maybe. Yes and No; it's more of a [[CWC Blog|Blog]]. Mac and Cheese. Thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises===<br /> {{Email|From: Tessandra Callahan &lt;kare.bear.stare@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> oh hai chris<br /> <br /> its rilly rilly cool u r taking time out of ur busy day to answer questions for the fanbase. id like to thank u personaly for doing that!!! my favorate charcater is [[simonla]] rosechu. chris ur so creative for thinking her up an i want to see lots more of her.<br /> <br /> i have so many questions for chris but ill keep it down to a few just so i wont waste ur time.<br /> <br /> 1. where did u get the idea to show ur high school ring to show that ur being honest?<br /> <br /> 2. whats with the [[Plush Breasts|pair of boobs]] that r in ur newest videos?<br /> <br /> 3. if u had the power to change the law, what do u think would be a fair age of consent in america?<br /> <br /> 4. my friends older brother dropped out of school at 16 and sat around for a few years and got rejected from art school becos they feel he was not good enough. hes a pretty good painter tho... hes been thinking of getting into politics. his ideas are kinda extreme but hes good at giving speeches and stuff. do you have any advice for him, as mayor of cwcville?<br /> <br /> byee <br /> tessandra<br /> <br /> pic related ;)}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thank you. WHO ELSE owns the same class ring with the same finger size, engravings and such? That is a pillow I bought from a Spencers. It's okay where it is, but yeah, if changable, Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a &quot;Sweet&quot; age. My advice is to be honest, make promises that HE Knows that he CAN and WOULD keep, and do his best in the campaign. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Marry me, Rosechu===<br /> {{Email|From: Nick Manchester &lt;questil@live.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Christian,<br /> <br /> My name is Nick and I've been an avid reader of Sonichu for years now. Today I think I have found the courage to admit something to you and the world. I have a crush on [[Rosechu]]!<br /> <br /> Having said that, I would like you to know that it SHATTERED MY HEART to see that she was married. I know, I know, Rosechu is a comic book character but now I have trouble imagining my swooping in to save her! Is there a chance that Sonichu and Rosechu will get a divorce? Is divorce legal in Cwcville?<br /> <br /> I was wondering if there are going to be any new bad guys in the comic too, and if you will be returning to stop them!<br /> <br /> Your fan,<br /> <br /> Nick}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Wow, &quot;coming out of left-field there.&quot; The will never get a divorce. New Bad Guys, yes; my returns, Less Often; I'll be more of a Cameo-Appearing type beyond book 10. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris is still allegedly straight===<br /> {{Email|From: Namiko Izuta &lt;namiko.izuta@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Mr. Chandler,<br /> <br /> I am a single woman, 25 years old, writing in to commend you on your comic, &quot;Sonichu&quot;. I greatly enjoy it, and it has changed my life for the better. My favourite character is Simonla, because she reminds me of an anime I also enjoy. My dream is to see her get a bigger role in the comic, as an assertive &quot;action girl&quot; instead of the passive character she currently is. However, I understand if you do not want to write such a thing — after all, the star of Sonichu is Mr. Chandler.<br /> <br /> I would also like to ask about a controversy in the Sonichu fandom. Some persons in the bad parts of the fandom have raised doubts about your sexuality. Now, please do not get angry — I know that you are straight, and I know that you are a good person. However, these people have said that you might be neither straight nor [[gay]] — that is, they say Mr. Chandler might have no sexual attraction to men, and not to women either. This is known as &quot;asexuality&quot; (please consult [[Wikipedia]] for further information on asexuality). I would like to have an official statement on what Mr. Chandler thinks about asexuality, to clear up this controversy. Again, I am not doubting that you are attracted to women.<br /> <br /> Lastly: If you need help with your love quest, please send me a mail. I know what a woman wants. (I'm not available, though. I would like to stay single for the time being.)<br /> <br /> Best regards,<br /> Namiko Izuta<br /> <br /> P.S. I have noticed that you have stated [[Asperger syndrome]] to be &quot;nothing like [[autism]]&quot;. There are actually many similarities. Perhaps you are thinking of Alzheimer's disease, an entirely different disorder that causes memory loss? I'm sorry, I know this subject is confusing. Please do not take it personally.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am attracted to Women. I will keep that in mind, thank you. No comment to the &quot;P.S.&quot; --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris gives someone permission to make characters for him to steal===<br /> [[Image:SkeletaRosechu.jpg|thumb|Awww, she's so cute when she's [[Vamprosa|undead!]]]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: [[User:Shiny|Abejita Cortez]] &lt;abejitacortez@gmail.com&gt; <br /> <br /> Hi Chris. I was wondering, are there any GHOST or POISON Pokemon type [[Sonichus]] or [[Rosechus]]? It would be cool if you could include those types in the future. I made my own, Skeleta Rosechu. She is ghost/poison type and is very skinny and she is undead. I hope you like this pic of her!<br /> <br /> ~ Abejita}}<br /> {{EmailReply|That is good; I give you permission to submit a similar Sonichu; I may use them in a later zombie-esque scenario. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Art questions===<br /> {{Email|From: r a &lt;parkerlewisferrisbueller@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hey, CWC! I just got a few questions for you...<br /> <br /> 1. Do you use Photoshop? If so, do you use the recent CS4 version?<br /> <br /> 2. As a fellow artist, you probably know just how important it is to<br /> do drawings from life (especially figure drawing!). How much time a<br /> day do you spend sketching from life?<br /> <br /> 3. Do you have a sketchbook to draw in? If so, can we see it?<br /> <br /> 4. Do you have any ideas for other comics/stories?<br /> <br /> 5. Have you ever been on [http://tvtropes.org tvtropes.org]?<br /> <br /> Thank you!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Yes then No; I use a past version. I am not sure. Not really a Sketchbook, but I do have the book of my past drawings and the like. Yes. No. Thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===From Russia with love===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Preved|Preved Medvedev}} &lt;medved.1983@mail.ru&gt;<br /> Hello, Christian!<br /> <br /> My name is Preved Medvedev, I live in Moscow, Russia.<br /> I've been following the exciting adventures of Sonichu and his friends for quite a long time, from 2005 I think, and consider myself your true fan.<br /> Maybe your first Russian fan ever!<br /> <br /> I'd be very glad if you found time to answer my questions:<br /> <br /> 1. I've been always fascinated with the characters you create. You depict their personalities so vividly, I can always relate to them. That's what defines a true artist's work, in my opinion! My question is about the villains in your comics. They are always so vile, so evil and repulsive, you can't help but hate and detest them. :)What I want to ask you is - how do come with the names for your villains? Especially [[Count Graduon]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[Turdijerk]] - all these names sound so bizarre, and yet creative! Could you please tell the story about how you created each of those names? I'd like to read such an insight into your uniquely creative mind!<br /> <br /> 2. What do you think about Russia and Russians in general? Would you like to visit someday? Lol :)<br /> <br /> I'd also like to add that I'm very, very glad that the new update schedule hasn't lowered the high quality of your art! Please keep up the good work!<br /> <br /> Your true Russian fan,<br /> Preved.<br /> <br /> P.S.: I also got my younger sister {{w|Loituma Girl|Ieva}} into your comics recently.<br /> She's 19, and has a fun and caring personality.<br /> Your comics helped her overcome her insecurities, and cope with all the stress she gets in college.<br /> Big thanks and hugs from her too! :)}}<br /> {{EmailReply|The names just come to me, though some were related to the few [[Parody|people from real life they are similar to]]. In my opinion, it is okay, and if I can, I would like to visit Russia. Thank You. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris forgets why Barb objects to him immortalizing his failures in comics===<br /> {{Email|From: Michael Mayer &lt;thorinair21@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Hey Chris, how are you? Just wanted to send you this message to say how great the comics are so far. It's great that your adding some new pages, we were waiting for so long! But the wait was worth it, and I see that the comics are as good as ever. Just wanted to ask, what happened to the sub-episodes? Those were the best part of the comic. Anyway, I'll write some more later, and send some fan art.<br /> <br /> Your Fan,<br /> <br /> Timothy<br /> <br /> PS I had a suggestion. You should make a comic that looks into the future of the characters, to see what life will be like for them maybe 20 years later.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I stopped drawing those because I made a promise to my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] that I would, but I forget why she was offended by them. I will take your suggestion into consideration, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Beating your kids shows you care===<br /> [[Image:CWCforprez2012.jpg|thumb|[[BILLY MAYS|There is no elections.]]]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: Christopher B. Matthews &lt;dangerbear@mail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Mr. Chandler, I am a 20-years-young boy from Canada and I love Sonichu and Rosechu TO THE EXTREME LOL. When I grow up, I want to be a successful comic artist just like you! My mother says she will kick me out of our house if I don't find a job by the end of the year, but finding a job is too stressful, and I want to practice my drawing! She says I'm lazy and sometimes beats me. What should I do? Sincerely, Christopher B. Matthews<br /> <br /> P.S.: Attached is a picture I drew on my computer. What do you think?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Your mother is caring about you, granted it is of forceful nature. Likely, she will not kick you out, but it wouldn't hurt to fill out job applications online. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Hypnotize away the gay===<br /> {{Email|From: Richard Ferguson &lt;richarferguson83@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hello Chirstan Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> My name is Richard Paul Ferguson, and I have a serious problem. I am a homo. I have tried to STAY STRAIGHT, but all my attempts have failed. I am considering changing my name to {{w|Fergie (singer)|Stacy Ann Ferguson}} and getting a sex change. I have been a fan of yours for years and don't know who else to ask, so what do you you think I should do, Chris?<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> Richard &quot;Stacy&quot; Ferguson}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Although the gender change would be my &quot;rather-to-do&quot; over becoming a homo, but in your case, I would suggest looking at women more, fantasize yourself with their breasts and pussys; do this continuously. Hypnotize yourself; every time you have a homo thought, you will feel like you are being shocked by lightning and that it really hurts. And every time you fantasize women, breasts and pussy, you will feel calm, relaxed and good. But DO NOT hurt yourself physically for real; that would be really bad. In other words, you would be reprogramming your brain. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris lies about how he feels about homos===<br /> {{Email|From: Jonathon Rogan &lt;greenindirt@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hello Chris, first off I must say that I love your comics, if I did not I would not care enough to ask you this:<br /> <br /> When I first saw your comics I showed them to some of the people on the online forums that I go to that love webcomics. Now, they all said that while the drawing and the comics themselves are wonderful that there is something wrong. They claimed (probably lies) that you hated homosexuals. I went to your website where you claimed that you had no problems about homosexuals and only disliked those prideful about it (I hate the gay pride parades as well). Soon however I saw a recent response from you about some fanmail where you talked about an upcoming comic SPOILER ALERT where you have to create a vaccine for homosexuality.<br /> <br /> As an unprideful homosexual myself, I found this post by you as being incredibly hateful towards the homosexual community as a whole and entirely out of line from where you claimed you had no problem with homosexuals who kept it to themselves.<br /> <br /> I am incredibly hurt by your comments and would like to see you try and justify them. I have also noticed you have been erasing messages from other homosexuals and if I don't see a response to this one, I will tell anyone else who would listen to me about it.<br /> <br /> -Homer Thiessen}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Personally, I feel detest to the homosexual lifestyle; I feel cool with being acquainted and only friends with them; I would feel VERY offended when someone even inklings a coerce of me in their direction. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===More fanart===<br /> [[Image:MeccasSonichu.jpg|thumb|COPYRIGHT MECCA SHADILY DO NOT STEAL]]<br /> {{Email|From: Mecca Shadily &lt;meccashadily@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> this is some fanart i drew<br /> <br /> i hope you like it!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It is good, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris the fast worker===<br /> {{Email|From: Leslie Triballo &lt;lesliepony@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Hi sweetie ;)<br /> <br /> I'm a fairly new fan of the comic but got caught up very quickly on your CWCipedia...thanks in advance for answering my question! I just want to say you're obviously very talented; I don't know what's up with all those dang trolls that bother you, but they need to grow up!<br /> <br /> Anyway, I read in the Comics Journal that Tracy Yardley of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic can draw an issue in 2 weeks, but once drew an entire issue in 3 days! Said he just got in the sonic groove and finished in no time! What's the quickest you've ever finished a Sonichu comic book?}}<br /> <br /> Thanks! ---{--@<br /> Leslie}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I think 2 weeks, but don't quote me on that. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===En Español===<br /> {{Email|From: Luz Paz &lt;luz_paz@hotmail.es&gt;<br /> Me llamo Luciana &quot;Luz&quot; Paz, nosotras somos un grupo de fans que le gusta sus obras de arte que usted hacer señor [[Ricardo]].<br /> Pero por mala suerte, nosotras no estudiamos ingles haciendo que tengamos que usar el traductor de google para poder entender ese complicado idioma, asi que le queríamos preguntar si usted podría hacer su comic con idioma Dual (Ingles/Español) para que todas sus fans habla hispanas podamos leer sin tener que hacer tanto trabajo por burbuja de texto, ya que vos sos totalmente una de los mejores estadounidenses que habla en nuestro idioma (Casi no se nota). Muchas gracias Señor Ricardo Weston Chandler<br /> <br /> Con mucho cariño y gracias por escucharnos, Grupo MxS.<br /> <br /> Mexico por Sonichu.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Muchas Gracias para tu suporta. Yo voy a pensar de escribir un translaction de las paginas cerca de estas paginas. Es un poquito deficil, pero eso es posible. Buenos Dias, vosotros. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===The littlest troll===<br /> [[Image:ReneesSonichu.jpg|thumb|Sonichu needs braces.]]<br /> {{Email|From: Renee Trager &lt;rtrager006@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> My wife and I really love reading your comic to our daughter Cristal! She's just crazy about Sonichu and his pals!<br /> <br /> We think it does a great job of teaching her good values like respecting people despite their beliefs and to be accepting and kind to everyone. Our little girl's one less person out on the 'kick the autistic' field and I'm sure there will be others to stand on the sidelines with her thanks to your wonderful comic.<br /> <br /> God bless you, Sonichu.<br /> <br /> PS our Cristal drew a picture especially for you. (actually she drew two but we couldn't get the scanner to pick the other one up well so she made you one in paint. Next time though!)<br /> <br /> Keep up the great work!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It is very nice, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Unlicensed merch===<br /> {{Email|From: Ellīnikī́ Ellīnikī́ &lt;ellinikihellas@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hi Christian!<br /> My name is Ellada Hellas and I am big fan of your sonichu comic.<br /> My family and I live in Greece, and sonichu is really big thing in here. My father makes living selling sonichu merchandise to tourists, and after I saw you got officially registered copyrights for sonichu I have tried to make him stop this illegal activity. But my father suffers from bad case of Alzheimer disease which makes him forget my words, and go back to sell illegal sonichu merchandise. <br /> <br /> We are a poor family as we make only approx. 67 000 USD on yearly basis. So I want to know, Is there any way to prevent your lawyers from suing our family?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It is okay, as I have just stated in my latest blog, as long as he does not sell bootleg books or DVDs, he has my permission. Thank you for your concern, and stay safe. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===SONICHU IS AMERICA===<br /> [[Image:SonichuGothic.jpg|thumb|Grant Wood is rolling in his grave.]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From:<br /> <br /> PLEASE FIND ENCLOSED MY VISION OF AMERICAN ART, A COMBINATION OF &quot;THE OLD&quot; AND &quot;THE NEW&quot; (REPRESENTED BY SONICHU AND ROSCHU).<br /> <br /> I AM FROM THE EASTERN EUROPE AND AM LIVING IN DEEPEST LONDON<br /> <br /> THE SPIRIT OF AMERICAN ART THAT YOU PROVIDE IN THE FORM OF THE OUTSIDER &quot;ANTI-HERO&quot; SONICHU MAKES ME WEEP FOR THE SOUL OF MANKIND<br /> <br /> SONICUH IN A WAY SYMBOLISES AMERICA. MY QUESTION TO YOU IS IF THAT WAS DIELIBERATE? DID YOU SET OUT TO MAKE SONICHU APPEAR LIKE A SYMBOL FOR ALL AMERICA? BECUASE HE IS.<br /> <br /> WHEN WILL BLACK SONICHU?<br /> <br /> <br /> PEACE OUT}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Sonichu is not necessarily a symbol of America, but he, and all the Electric-Hedgehogs are Patriotic to the United States. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Bold new levels of hypocrisy===<br /> [[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|The image in question: Better than anything Chris has ever done.]]<br /> {{Email|From: Redmond Marbury &lt;regexis@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hi Chris,<br /> <br /> This is Red, [[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him|the guy who you said drew a &quot;retarded&quot; picture of Sonichu]]. I've gotta say, man. I'm a little hurt and insulted. I put a lot of work into that picture, because I wanted to make my hero happy and proud of my efforts to please him. You've said yourself that constructive criticism is so much better than hurtful words, and yet here you are saying that me and my drawing are &quot;retarded&quot;.<br /> <br /> You cannot possibly understand the kind of pain and heartbreak and hurt I am feeling at being called &quot;retarded&quot;. Do you treat all your fans like this? I can't believe that you would treat a True and Honest fan so hurtfully. What's more, I used your picture of yourself on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title&amp;#061;File:SchuComic4P39.jpg page S-13 of Issue 4] as a reference for it. He's talking and making a &quot;point&quot; with his finger. Not retarded.<br /> <br /> I'm sorry, I'm just so upset. I wanted to draw you a fan picture 'cause you've given me so much entertainment and happiness, so I wanted to try and do some small amount of the same for you. Then to get it thrown back in my face by a person that I see as such an hero to me, and called &quot;retarded&quot; by him...<br /> <br /> It just hurts so much.<br /> <br /> Your fan,<br /> <br /> -Red.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am sorry for hurting you, [[Chris and hypocrisy|but like myself, criticism is offered to better ourselves, so I take it like a man and not cry over the criticisms, no matter how malicious they may be]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===More awful advice===<br /> {{Email|From: Nergo Ted &lt;nergoted@ymail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Chris, I love your sonichu comics I read them all the time I even went as Sonichu for Halloween this year. Any how I'm in 6th grade and all the boys in my class call me gay just because I don't have a girlfriend! But I am STRAIGHT! Seeing how you are my hero, Cristian Weston Chandler and the strightest guy I know how can I convince them that I am NOT a homo?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Observe some of the other boys in your class on how macho or tough they act; copy and act like that, but DO NOT be totally inconsiderate of others. Also, get some advice on how to better appear straight. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Jewish stereotypes===<br /> [[Image:HarveyBulbastein.jpg|thumb|Still nowhere near the level of racism Chris is capable of.]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: breadtiefighter@aim.com<br /> <br /> Dear Christian Weston Chandler,<br /> <br /> Shalom! Let me first congratulate you on working on Sonichu for almost ten years now. Many schmucks would have given up by now but you've kept with it, so congratulations, and Mazel Tof!<br /> <br /> However, I do have a complaint. When I am reading the Sonichu comics, I find myself wondering, &quot;Where's the diversity?&quot; All of the characters, personality-wise, seem the same, and a lot of the characters seem to be just Sonic only colored differently (for example, Sonichu is a yellow Sonic, Rosechu is a pink girl Sonic, [[Bionic]] is an orange Sonic, [[Wild]] is a green Sonic, and so forth). Additionally, being a Jewish man myself, I find I have problems relating with this comic because there are no Jewish characters.<br /> <br /> But instead of just kvetshing, I said to myself &quot;Harold, I know you can make yourself a Jewish Sonichu character for the Christian Weston Chandler Sonichu comic book pages&quot; and so I did it. I hope you appreciate this little piece of fanart I put together using MS Paint (I myself am not the artist you are) and you are free to use the fan character I have made to diversify and jew up your Sonichu books.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Harold Goldstein}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thank you, Harold, for your suggestion of a [[Kevin the Jew|jewish character]] to expand a bit in the characters, I will take that into consideration for a future story. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Parent problems===<br /> {{Email|From: Ing. Rogelio Martinez y de la Corra &lt;rogeliomartinezydelacorra@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> Hi Chris,<br /> <br /> Hope you're doing well! Just wanted to tell you that I'm a devoted fan of your wonderful creations. I have fallen on hard times recently, and I have to say that seeing how you have risen above adversity, always giving 100% effort to your fans is very inspiring.<br /> <br /> I'm estranged from my parents due to a situation that has brought a lot of stress into my life. From your comics, I have the sense that you have a very strong bond with your parents, in particular with [[Affair with Mother|your mother]] - can you share some of the things that you do that strengthen your family relationships?<br /> <br /> Also, since I will spend Thanksgiving alone, I've been thinking...how about a Sonichu Thanksgiving special? What's a typical Thanksgiving like for you?<br /> <br /> Thank you for your time, and looking forward to the upcoming installments! I can't wait to read how your straight blood cures the homo gene! I'm sure that's going to be an epic story for the times!<br /> <br /> Your fan,<br /> <br /> Roger}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thank you for your patronage. I make time for my mother and [[Bob Chandler|father]] and hang out with them for a while in their outtings a few days out of the week, plus I encourage family moments and sharings, like Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas gathering and such. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris admires traits he doesn't have===<br /> {{Email|From: cutesonicfan@aim.com<br /> Ohayou, Christian-Kun! My name is Mitsuki. I am a 19 year old (and single ;) ) girl, I come from Japan, but I am living in Virginia as a foreign exchange student. I enjoy drawing and reading manga. You, are my favorite Gaijin mangaka, Christian-Kun, and I find you super kawaii handsome!! Your art is without doubt as great as the most respected Japanese artists such as Yoshimoto Nata, Gechu and Mariko Mori. My favorite Sonichu character is [[Punchy]]! He is so funny. I have a few questions, if I may.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;1: Do you enjoy the Japanese culture?<br /> &lt;br&gt;2: Can you include more [[anime]] in your comics?<br /> &lt;br&gt;3: What type of [[Chris and music|music]] do you like?<br /> &lt;br&gt;4: How do you handle the [[stress]] of slanderous trolls? I think it is truly honorable how you deal with them.<br /> <br /> <br /> Domo Arigatou, Chris Chan! &lt;3}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Domo Arigatou, Mitsuki. I appreciate the portions japan culture that promote cleaniness in the home, showing gratitude, and those good and kind gestures. I have watched a good amount of anime, and I will watch for more instances to include anime references; &quot;Excel Saga&quot; is one that inspired a portion of the comics with parodies and the &quot;Intrusive Director&quot;. I enjoy all kinds of music, as long as it's not ear-busting loud. I take a deep breath, and I take it one moment at a time. Have a safe and good day, Mitsuki. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Leadership role models===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Manuel Noriega}} &lt;mannynoriega@live.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Mr. Chandler,<br /> <br /> I am wondering what it takes to be a good leader. Why would you say you are a great leader of the CWCville? I would like to learn from your example.<br /> <br /> What do you think of the drugs and whether people should use them? Why do you oppose those horrible drugs?<br /> <br /> Finally I would like to ask, are your parents ever going to be in your Sonichu comics? I have heard that you live with your parents and they must be in your life, so they must live in the CWCville. Do you enjoy the company of your parents, and which of your parents do you enjoy the most?<br /> <br /> With much love from my home country of Panama,<br /> <br /> Manuel Noriega}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I feel like I am a good leader, because I take examples of noble leadership qualities from such memorable leaders, like [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], the U.S. Presidents and others. I detest smoking fully; I am okay with alcohol, yet I discourage other people from taking it; unless the other drugs, be they pill, liquid or dust-like, are Perscribed To You by a Medical Doctor, I would heavily advise AGAINST those. Maybe, maybe not; I enjoy my parents' company; my mother. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Sexy posters===<br /> {{Email|From: Adam &lt;lyph3@me.com&gt;<br /> Chris, <br /> I've been a fan for quite some time, and I am glad you're taking the time to talk to your fans AND do a page a day. You are clearly a very talented individual for being able to do this. Knowing how true, honest, and straight you are, I was hoping you could help me. In the past you mentioned using a Sailor Moon poster to remain straight, and I've recently been having some 'confusing' thoughts pop into my head. Do you think I should purchase a [[Sailor Moon]] poster to help me stay on the straight path? <br /> <br /> Keep up the excellent work, I love how Sonichu(c) showed that brown striped impostor his place! <br /> <br /> Your fan, <br /> Adam}}<br /> {{EmailReply|That is okay, or ANY poster(s) with a WOMAN on it, especially those in bikinis and/or looking very hot and sexy. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===The trail of tears===<br /> {{Email|From: Kierrien Aland &lt;kingraven00@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> HI CHRIS!!!!!! I was wondering but because you are one of the last surviving of the respected [[Cherokian]] clan, do you feel it is right that Americans enjoy Turkey every Thanksgiving to celebrate the suffering of your people?<br /> <br /> By {{w|George Armstrong Custer|George Custer}}.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I do not see Thanksgiving as such, so it is okay. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris dispenses awesome advice===<br /> [[Image:SonichuReplica.jpg|thumb|Copying something that Chris has copied should open a black hole on the Earth's surface any day now.]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: dudecallediaam@aol.com<br /> <br /> Hi Christian! So great that you answer to questions from your fans!<br /> <br /> I was just wondering, will [[Sonees]] and [[Rosees]] ever grow up? Will they have their own heartsweets?<br /> <br /> Also, since you are such a ladies man, could you help me? I'm a single man and I'm wondering how to get a girlfriend. Can you tell me how could I attract girls? Should I wear [[axe]]? Is it okay to touch them right after I meet them?<br /> <br /> I'm having a gay problem too. My friend is gay, and I wonder how can I cure him? I try to tell him to stay in straight path, but he never listens.<br /> <br /> But anyway, I also drew a fanart for you! Tell me what you think about it :) <br /> - Iaam}}<br /> {{EmailReply|The Sonees and Rosees will grow up and fall in love with their own respective heartsweets. Talk to the women, be polite and honest, deoderant is good, ASK HER TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU. [[Megan Schroeder|Wait until they give you their subtle or obvious signs it's okay to touch them]]. Try an intervention on the guy, and if he is still being stubborn, then let him go. The fanart is good, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ==Rejected Mailbag==<br /> ===Great minds think alike===<br /> [[Image:StaticNotSonichu.jpg|thumb|Static The Pikachu. Honestly, I don't see the resemblance.]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: statxfan89@aim.com<br /> <br /> Dear Chris-chan,<br /> <br /> I just discovered Sonichu a few days ago, and I've got to say, I'm a little disappointed to see you've completely ripped off Static the Pikachu (found at http://statx015.deviantart.com/gallery/#Static-the-Pikachu). ; Sonichu is a poor man's Static, too. The comic, quite frankly, looks like it's drawn by a retard using Crayola markers, and the writing is no better. Sonichu, unlike Static, has no personality. He's just the same as all the other characters, and has a personality as deep as kiddie pool.<br /> <br /> And now I read you've gone and lied to the government, claiming you've invented Sonichu? What a load. It's bigshots like you who steal from the little guy and screw him over by defrauding the government, abusing the laws for their own gain (like people who collect welfare when they could just go get a job and serve a function to the society outside being a leech) who really get to me.<br /> <br /> I suppose you can just ignore this letter, delete this comments, but ignoring it and ignoring me won't make me or my ideas just disappear. We'll reveal you for the fake you are, &quot;Christian&quot; (that's not even your God given name! Your real name was Christopher until you stole Christian from the Conductor Bear!).<br /> <br /> You're a phony! Your a big fat phony!<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Mark, from Missouri}}<br /> <br /> ===More Asperger's syndrome===<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: almighty truth &lt;zenthetruth@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Christian Weston Chandler,<br /> <br /> My name is Zechariah Edwardo Nillson, I am a HUGE fan of sonichu. I am also a sufferer of Aspergers, I like you comics because I find your struggles in life similar to mine and can relate to them.<br /> <br /> So I was wondering why does it &quot;grind your gears&quot; to have high functioning autism and aspergers compared? They are infat very similar, if you go to the following site, http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/high-functioning-autism they directly cmpare the two and state that they are very similar.<br /> <br /> To qoute the page:<br /> <br /> &quot;High-functioning autism is at one end of the ASD spectrum. Signs and symptoms are less severe than with other forms of autism. In fact, a person with high-functioning autism usually has average or above average intelligence. The differences from other forms of autism have led many psychiatrists to consider high-functioning autism as similar to or the same as Asperger's syndrome.<br /> <br /> Whether it's labeled high-functioning autism or Asperger's syndrome, coping with this condition presents daily challenges -- for those who have it and for their family and friends.&quot;<br /> <br /> Im very glad that you are making comics so regularly and I hope that youl please rethink your stance on Aspergers syndrome.<br /> <br /> Peace.}}<br /> <br /> ===Censoring accusations of censorship===<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: Thorgnzorrg Jenkins &lt;thorgnzorrg@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Yes Christian, you are ignoring the questions and comments in your &quot;Rejected Mailbag&quot;. By not responding to them, you're ignoring them. It doesn't matter whether or not you would &quot;care to respond to them&quot;. For someone who loves to dish out homophobia, racism, and religious bigotry you seem to have a hard time taking the heat when somone questions it. Do you know what that makes you? A coward. You're nothing but a naive, arrogant, selfish coward, and you wonder why you have such bad luck with women? Cowardice isn't a respectable trait, women don't find it attractive. People like you make me sick. I can't believe I spent so much time reading your comics when they were nothing more than venues to express your hatred and bigotry.<br /> Good day, coward.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris still sucks===<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: Mark Reynolds &lt;marsaray@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Is there any way you would let anyone help you not to be a pathetic loser? I want to help you out. If you ever finally decide to actually live life and not be stuck as you are let me know.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

Ray The Soda Guy https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_3&diff=310229 2023-08-05T06:11:23Z

<p>Ray The Soda Guy: Format was off on one. Probably not intentional.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 3''' was the third collection of [[troll|fan]] mail to be posted on [[CWCipedia]].<br /> <br /> [[Chris]] began answering them on 25 [[November 2009]] and, surprisingly, managed to uphold his word to finish them on the 26th. His answers were all very short, implying that he's just too lazy to write complete responses to his adoring [[fanbase]]. Again, the vast majority of the answers are just Chris stroking his own [[Chris and his Ego|unfathomably huge ego]]. Highlights include him telling a self-loathing [[homosexual]] to hypnotize himself into straightness, ''almost'' adequately explaining the [[Sex toys|fake boobs]], and revealing some of [[pedofork]] tendencies when talking about reducing the legal age of consent. His famous hypocrisy makes an appearance when he claims that calling someone's fan art &quot;retarded&quot; was constructive criticism, and then proceeds to delete messages that offer him actual constructive criticism.<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> ===In which Chris advises a guy to hook his underage sister up with strangers===<br /> {{Email|From: Mike Pandamus &lt;spandampandamus@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Hi there, Chris-chan! ^^ My name is Michael Pandamus, I'm seventeen years old, and I am the biggest fan of [[Sonichu]], I swear! GO SONICHU, GO OUT AND ZAP TO THE EXTREEEEEME! But that's not what I'm here to contact you about.<br /> <br /> I have a twin sister, Shelley, who is a [[boyfriend-free girl]], and she is sad as can be. Whenever I look at her, I can feel vibes of sadness from her lonesome heart, and it makes me feel sad as can be. I always comfort her and tell you &quot;Shelley, someday your sweetheart will come for you, [[Cwc dare|dare to keep all your love alive, it's leading you on to victory]],&quot; but Shelley has fallen into despair by now. She longs for a boyfriend, and what am I to do? T^T<br /> <br /> I need advice from you, Chris-chan. Please tell me what I should tell (or do for) my sister so that her [[heart level]] can be recovered and rise hopefully to 100%. Thank you!<br /> <br /> Truely ''[sic]'' and Honestly Yours,<br /> Mike}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I suggest introducing your sister to some boys close to her age (UNDER 18 if she is under 18 herself; otherwise, 18 and Up if she is Over 18). After introduction, make certain there is a comfortable vibe between her and him after introduction, then excuse yourself from their conversation. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===House for sale===<br /> {{Email|From: muslim girl &lt;muslimgirl878@gmail.com&gt;<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;http://thechandlerhome.110mb.com/&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> <br /> I found your page on a [[Virginia]] real estate ad site, so are you interested in selling? If so, please contact me back as soon as you can.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|No, that was put together by a [[Trolls|Troll]]; It is a FALSE AD.}}<br /> <br /> ===Future of the franchise, Star Trek, and favorite foods===<br /> {{Email|From: Crystle Lumpie &lt;crystlelumpie@live.com&gt;<br /> First off, how long do you see yourself working with Sonichu? Once it becomes more mainstream and more people become involved with it, will you give the franchise to other people? Or will this be a life-long thing?<br /> <br /> Is there any chance of a graphic novel coming soon? Maybe you'll compound the current volumes into one graphic novel to make it easier for people to access them? I think that would be a good idea.<br /> <br /> What is with the captains log I see on your site now? Is that a reference to Star Trek?<br /> <br /> And lastly, what's your favorite food? I'm looking to change some of my diet and I'd like your advice, if you don't mind.<br /> <br /> Love,<br /> <br /> Crystle Lampitt}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Most likely lifelong, with appropriate giving of franchise to my children. Maybe. Yes and No; it's more of a [[CWC Blog|Blog]]. Mac and Cheese. Thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises===<br /> {{Email|From: Tessandra Callahan &lt;kare.bear.stare@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> oh hai chris<br /> <br /> its rilly rilly cool u r taking time out of ur busy day to answer questions for the fanbase. id like to thank u personaly for doing that!!! my favorate charcater is [[simonla]] rosechu. chris ur so creative for thinking her up an i want to see lots more of her.<br /> <br /> i have so many questions for chris but ill keep it down to a few just so i wont waste ur time.<br /> <br /> 1. where did u get the idea to show ur high school ring to show that ur being honest?<br /> <br /> 2. whats with the [[Plush Breasts|pair of boobs]] that r in ur newest videos?<br /> <br /> 3. if u had the power to change the law, what do u think would be a fair age of consent in america?<br /> <br /> 4. my friends older brother dropped out of school at 16 and sat around for a few years and got rejected from art school becos they feel he was not good enough. hes a pretty good painter tho... hes been thinking of getting into politics. his ideas are kinda extreme but hes good at giving speeches and stuff. do you have any advice for him, as mayor of cwcville?<br /> <br /> byee <br /> tessandra<br /> <br /> pic related ;)}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thank you. WHO ELSE owns the same class ring with the same finger size, engravings and such? That is a pillow I bought from a Spencers. It's okay where it is, but yeah, if changable, Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a &quot;Sweet&quot; age. My advice is to be honest, make promises that HE Knows that he CAN and WOULD keep, and do his best in the campaign. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Marry me, Rosechu===<br /> {{Email|From: Nick Manchester &lt;questil@live.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Christian,<br /> <br /> My name is Nick and I've been an avid reader of Sonichu for years now. Today I think I have found the courage to admit something to you and the world. I have a crush on [[Rosechu]]!<br /> <br /> Having said that, I would like you to know that it SHATTERED MY HEART to see that she was married. I know, I know, Rosechu is a comic book character but now I have trouble imagining my swooping in to save her! Is there a chance that Sonichu and Rosechu will get a divorce? Is divorce legal in Cwcville?<br /> <br /> I was wondering if there are going to be any new bad guys in the comic too, and if you will be returning to stop them!<br /> <br /> Your fan,<br /> <br /> Nick}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Wow, &quot;coming out of left-field there.&quot; The will never get a divorce. New Bad Guys, yes; my returns, Less Often; I'll be more of a Cameo-Appearing type beyond book 10. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris is still allegedly straight===<br /> {{Email|From: Namiko Izuta &lt;namiko.izuta@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Mr. Chandler,<br /> <br /> I am a single woman, 25 years old, writing in to commend you on your comic, &quot;Sonichu&quot;. I greatly enjoy it, and it has changed my life for the better. My favourite character is Simonla, because she reminds me of an anime I also enjoy. My dream is to see her get a bigger role in the comic, as an assertive &quot;action girl&quot; instead of the passive character she currently is. However, I understand if you do not want to write such a thing — after all, the star of Sonichu is Mr. Chandler.<br /> <br /> I would also like to ask about a controversy in the Sonichu fandom. Some persons in the bad parts of the fandom have raised doubts about your sexuality. Now, please do not get angry — I know that you are straight, and I know that you are a good person. However, these people have said that you might be neither straight nor [[gay]] — that is, they say Mr. Chandler might have no sexual attraction to men, and not to women either. This is known as &quot;asexuality&quot; (please consult [[Wikipedia]] for further information on asexuality). I would like to have an official statement on what Mr. Chandler thinks about asexuality, to clear up this controversy. Again, I am not doubting that you are attracted to women.<br /> <br /> Lastly: If you need help with your love quest, please send me a mail. I know what a woman wants. (I'm not available, though. I would like to stay single for the time being.)<br /> <br /> Best regards,<br /> Namiko Izuta<br /> <br /> P.S. I have noticed that you have stated [[Asperger syndrome]] to be &quot;nothing like [[autism]]&quot;. There are actually many similarities. Perhaps you are thinking of Alzheimer's disease, an entirely different disorder that causes memory loss? I'm sorry, I know this subject is confusing. Please do not take it personally.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am attracted to Women. I will keep that in mind, thank you. No comment to the &quot;P.S.&quot; --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris gives someone permission to make characters for him to steal===<br /> [[Image:SkeletaRosechu.jpg|thumb|Awww, she's so cute when she's [[Vamprosa|undead!]]]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: [[User:Shiny|Abejita Cortez]] &lt;abejitacortez@gmail.com&gt; <br /> <br /> Hi Chris. I was wondering, are there any GHOST or POISON Pokemon type [[Sonichus]] or [[Rosechus]]? It would be cool if you could include those types in the future. I made my own, Skeleta Rosechu. She is ghost/poison type and is very skinny and she is undead. I hope you like this pic of her!<br /> <br /> ~ Abejita}}<br /> {{EmailReply|That is good; I give you permission to submit a similar Sonichu; I may use them in a later zombie-esque scenario. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Art questions===<br /> {{Email|From: r a &lt;parkerlewisferrisbueller@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hey, CWC! I just got a few questions for you...<br /> <br /> 1. Do you use Photoshop? If so, do you use the recent CS4 version?<br /> <br /> 2. As a fellow artist, you probably know just how important it is to<br /> do drawings from life (especially figure drawing!). How much time a<br /> day do you spend sketching from life?<br /> <br /> 3. Do you have a sketchbook to draw in? If so, can we see it?<br /> <br /> 4. Do you have any ideas for other comics/stories?<br /> <br /> 5. Have you ever been on [http://tvtropes.org tvtropes.org]?<br /> <br /> Thank you!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Yes then No; I use a past version. I am not sure. Not really a Sketchbook, but I do have the book of my past drawings and the like. Yes. No. Thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===From Russia with love===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Preved|Preved Medvedev}} &lt;medved.1983@mail.ru&gt;<br /> Hello, Christian!<br /> <br /> My name is Preved Medvedev, I live in Moscow, Russia.<br /> I've been following the exciting adventures of Sonichu and his friends for quite a long time, from 2005 I think, and consider myself your true fan.<br /> Maybe your first Russian fan ever!<br /> <br /> I'd be very glad if you found time to answer my questions:<br /> <br /> 1. I've been always fascinated with the characters you create. You depict their personalities so vividly, I can always relate to them. That's what defines a true artist's work, in my opinion! My question is about the villains in your comics. They are always so vile, so evil and repulsive, you can't help but hate and detest them. :)What I want to ask you is - how do come with the names for your villains? Especially [[Count Graduon]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[Turdijerk]] - all these names sound so bizarre, and yet creative! Could you please tell the story about how you created each of those names? I'd like to read such an insight into your uniquely creative mind!<br /> <br /> 2. What do you think about Russia and Russians in general? Would you like to visit someday? Lol :)<br /> <br /> I'd also like to add that I'm very, very glad that the new update schedule hasn't lowered the high quality of your art! Please keep up the good work!<br /> <br /> Your true Russian fan,<br /> Preved.<br /> <br /> P.S.: I also got my younger sister {{w|Loituma Girl|Ieva}} into your comics recently.<br /> She's 19, and has a fun and caring personality.<br /> Your comics helped her overcome her insecurities, and cope with all the stress she gets in college.<br /> Big thanks and hugs from her too! :)}}<br /> {{EmailReply|The names just come to me, though some were related to the few [[Parody|people from real life they are similar to]]. In my opinion, it is okay, and if I can, I would like to visit Russia. Thank You. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris forgets why Barb objects to him immortalizing his failures in comics===<br /> {{Email|From: Michael Mayer &lt;thorinair21@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Hey Chris, how are you? Just wanted to send you this message to say how great the comics are so far. It's great that your adding some new pages, we were waiting for so long! But the wait was worth it, and I see that the comics are as good as ever. Just wanted to ask, what happened to the sub-episodes? Those were the best part of the comic. Anyway, I'll write some more later, and send some fan art.<br /> <br /> Your Fan,<br /> <br /> Timothy<br /> <br /> PS I had a suggestion. You should make a comic that looks into the future of the characters, to see what life will be like for them maybe 20 years later.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I stopped drawing those because I made a promise to my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] that I would, but I forget why she was offended by them. I will take your suggestion into consideration, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Beating your kids shows you care===<br /> [[Image:CWCforprez2012.jpg|thumb|[[BILLY MAYS|There is no elections.]]]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: Christopher B. Matthews &lt;dangerbear@mail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Mr. Chandler, I am a 20-years-young boy from Canada and I love Sonichu and Rosechu TO THE EXTREME LOL. When I grow up, I want to be a successful comic artist just like you! My mother says she will kick me out of our house if I don't find a job by the end of the year, but finding a job is too stressful, and I want to practice my drawing! She says I'm lazy and sometimes beats me. What should I do? Sincerely, Christopher B. Matthews<br /> <br /> P.S.: Attached is a picture I drew on my computer. What do you think?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Your mother is caring about you, granted it is of forceful nature. Likely, she will not kick you out, but it wouldn't hurt to fill out job applications online. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Hypnotize away the gay===<br /> {{Email|From: Richard Ferguson &lt;richarferguson83@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hello Chirstan Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> My name is Richard Paul Ferguson, and I have a serious problem. I am a homo. I have tried to STAY STRAIGHT, but all my attempts have failed. I am considering changing my name to {{w|Fergie (singer)|Stacy Ann Ferguson}} and getting a sex change. I have been a fan of yours for years and don't know who else to ask, so what do you you think I should do, Chris?<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> Richard &quot;Stacy&quot; Ferguson}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Although the gender change would be my &quot;rather-to-do&quot; over becoming a homo, but in your case, I would suggest looking at women more, fantasize yourself with their breasts and pussys; do this continuously. Hypnotize yourself; every time you have a homo thought, you will feel like you are being shocked by lightning and that it really hurts. And every time you fantasize women, breasts and pussy, you will feel calm, relaxed and good. But DO NOT hurt yourself physically for real; that would be really bad. In other words, you would be reprogramming your brain. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris lies about how he feels about homos===<br /> {{Email|From: Jonathon Rogan &lt;greenindirt@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hello Chris, first off I must say that I love your comics, if I did not I would not care enough to ask you this:<br /> <br /> When I first saw your comics I showed them to some of the people on the online forums that I go to that love webcomics. Now, they all said that while the drawing and the comics themselves are wonderful that there is something wrong. They claimed (probably lies) that you hated homosexuals. I went to your website where you claimed that you had no problems about homosexuals and only disliked those prideful about it (I hate the gay pride parades as well). Soon however I saw a recent response from you about some fanmail where you talked about an upcoming comic SPOILER ALERT where you have to create a vaccine for homosexuality.<br /> <br /> As an unprideful homosexual myself, I found this post by you as being incredibly hateful towards the homosexual community as a whole and entirely out of line from where you claimed you had no problem with homosexuals who kept it to themselves.<br /> <br /> I am incredibly hurt by your comments and would like to see you try and justify them. I have also noticed you have been erasing messages from other homosexuals and if I don't see a response to this one, I will tell anyone else who would listen to me about it.<br /> <br /> -Homer Thiessen}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Personally, I feel detest to the homosexual lifestyle; I feel cool with being acquainted and only friends with them; I would feel VERY offended when someone even inklings a coerce of me in their direction. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===More fanart===<br /> [[Image:MeccasSonichu.jpg|thumb|COPYRIGHT MECCA SHADILY DO NOT STEAL]]<br /> {{Email|From: Mecca Shadily &lt;meccashadily@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> this is some fanart i drew<br /> <br /> i hope you like it!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It is good, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris the fast worker===<br /> {{Email|From: Leslie Triballo &lt;lesliepony@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Hi sweetie ;)<br /> <br /> I'm a fairly new fan of the comic but got caught up very quickly on your CWCipedia...thanks in advance for answering my question! I just want to say you're obviously very talented; I don't know what's up with all those dang trolls that bother you, but they need to grow up!<br /> <br /> Anyway, I read in the Comics Journal that Tracy Yardley of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic can draw an issue in 2 weeks, but once drew an entire issue in 3 days! Said he just got in the sonic groove and finished in no time! What's the quickest you've ever finished a Sonichu comic book?}}<br /> <br /> Thanks! ---{--@<br /> Leslie}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I think 2 weeks, but don't quote me on that. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===En Español===<br /> {{Email|From: Luz Paz &lt;luz_paz@hotmail.es&gt;<br /> Me llamo Luciana &quot;Luz&quot; Paz, nosotras somos un grupo de fans que le gusta sus obras de arte que usted hacer señor [[Ricardo]].<br /> Pero por mala suerte, nosotras no estudiamos ingles haciendo que tengamos que usar el traductor de google para poder entender ese complicado idioma, asi que le queríamos preguntar si usted podría hacer su comic con idioma Dual (Ingles/Español) para que todas sus fans habla hispanas podamos leer sin tener que hacer tanto trabajo por burbuja de texto, ya que vos sos totalmente una de los mejores estadounidenses que habla en nuestro idioma (Casi no se nota). Muchas gracias Señor Ricardo Weston Chandler<br /> <br /> Con mucho cariño y gracias por escucharnos, Grupo MxS.<br /> <br /> Mexico por Sonichu.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Muchas Gracias para tu suporta. Yo voy a pensar de escribir un translaction de las paginas cerca de estas paginas. Es un poquito deficil, pero eso es posible. Buenos Dias, vosotros. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===The littlest troll===<br /> [[Image:ReneesSonichu.jpg|thumb|Sonichu needs braces.]]<br /> {{Email|From: Renee Trager &lt;rtrager006@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> My wife and I really love reading your comic to our daughter Cristal! She's just crazy about Sonichu and his pals!<br /> <br /> We think it does a great job of teaching her good values like respecting people despite their beliefs and to be accepting and kind to everyone. Our little girl's one less person out on the 'kick the autistic' field and I'm sure there will be others to stand on the sidelines with her thanks to your wonderful comic.<br /> <br /> God bless you, Sonichu.<br /> <br /> PS our Cristal drew a picture especially for you. (actually she drew two but we couldn't get the scanner to pick the other one up well so she made you one in paint. Next time though!)<br /> <br /> Keep up the great work!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It is very nice, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Unlicensed merch===<br /> {{Email|From: Ellīnikī́ Ellīnikī́ &lt;ellinikihellas@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hi Christian!<br /> My name is Ellada Hellas and I am big fan of your sonichu comic.<br /> My family and I live in Greece, and sonichu is really big thing in here. My father makes living selling sonichu merchandise to tourists, and after I saw you got officially registered copyrights for sonichu I have tried to make him stop this illegal activity. But my father suffers from bad case of Alzheimer disease which makes him forget my words, and go back to sell illegal sonichu merchandise. <br /> <br /> We are a poor family as we make only approx. 67 000 USD on yearly basis. So I want to know, Is there any way to prevent your lawyers from suing our family?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It is okay, as I have just stated in my latest blog, as long as he does not sell bootleg books or DVDs, he has my permission. Thank you for your concern, and stay safe. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===SONICHU IS AMERICA===<br /> [[Image:SonichuGothic.jpg|thumb|Grant Wood is rolling in his grave.]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From:<br /> <br /> PLEASE FIND ENCLOSED MY VISION OF AMERICAN ART, A COMBINATION OF &quot;THE OLD&quot; AND &quot;THE NEW&quot; (REPRESENTED BY SONICHU AND ROSCHU).<br /> <br /> I AM FROM THE EASTERN EUROPE AND AM LIVING IN DEEPEST LONDON<br /> <br /> THE SPIRIT OF AMERICAN ART THAT YOU PROVIDE IN THE FORM OF THE OUTSIDER &quot;ANTI-HERO&quot; SONICHU MAKES ME WEEP FOR THE SOUL OF MANKIND<br /> <br /> SONICUH IN A WAY SYMBOLISES AMERICA. MY QUESTION TO YOU IS IF THAT WAS DIELIBERATE? DID YOU SET OUT TO MAKE SONICHU APPEAR LIKE A SYMBOL FOR ALL AMERICA? BECUASE HE IS.<br /> <br /> WHEN WILL BLACK SONICHU?<br /> <br /> <br /> PEACE OUT}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Sonichu is not necessarily a symbol of America, but he, and all the Electric-Hedgehogs are Patriotic to the United States. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Bold new levels of hypocrisy===<br /> [[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|The image in question: Better than anything Chris has ever done.]]<br /> {{Email|From: Redmond Marbury &lt;regexis@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hi Chris,<br /> <br /> This is Red, [[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him|the guy who you said drew a &quot;retarded&quot; picture of Sonichu]]. I've gotta say, man. I'm a little hurt and insulted. I put a lot of work into that picture, because I wanted to make my hero happy and proud of my efforts to please him. You've said yourself that constructive criticism is so much better than hurtful words, and yet here you are saying that me and my drawing are &quot;retarded&quot;.<br /> <br /> You cannot possibly understand the kind of pain and heartbreak and hurt I am feeling at being called &quot;retarded&quot;. Do you treat all your fans like this? I can't believe that you would treat a True and Honest fan so hurtfully. What's more, I used your picture of yourself on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title&amp;#061;File:SchuComic4P39.jpg page S-13 of Issue 4] as a reference for it. He's talking and making a &quot;point&quot; with his finger. Not retarded.<br /> <br /> I'm sorry, I'm just so upset. I wanted to draw you a fan picture 'cause you've given me so much entertainment and happiness, so I wanted to try and do some small amount of the same for you. Then to get it thrown back in my face by a person that I see as such an hero to me, and called &quot;retarded&quot; by him...<br /> <br /> It just hurts so much.<br /> <br /> Your fan,<br /> <br /> -Red.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am sorry for hurting you, [[Chris and hypocrisy|but like myself, criticism is offered to better ourselves, so I take it like a man and not cry over the criticisms, no matter how malicious they may be]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===More awful advice===<br /> {{Email|From: Nergo Ted &lt;nergoted@ymail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Chris, I love your sonichu comics I read them all the time I even went as Sonichu for Halloween this year. Any how I'm in 6th grade and all the boys in my class call me gay just because I don't have a girlfriend! But I am STRAIGHT! Seeing how you are my hero, Cristian Weston Chandler and the strightest guy I know how can I convince them that I am NOT a homo?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Observe some of the other boys in your class on how macho or tough they act; copy and act like that, but DO NOT be totally inconsiderate of others. Also, get some advice on how to better appear straight. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Jewish stereotypes===<br /> [[Image:HarveyBulbastein.jpg|thumb|Still nowhere near the level of racism Chris is capable of.]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: breadtiefighter@aim.com<br /> <br /> Dear Christian Weston Chandler,<br /> <br /> Shalom! Let me first congratulate you on working on Sonichu for almost ten years now. Many schmucks would have given up by now but you've kept with it, so congratulations, and Mazel Tof!<br /> <br /> However, I do have a complaint. When I am reading the Sonichu comics, I find myself wondering, &quot;Where's the diversity?&quot; All of the characters, personality-wise, seem the same, and a lot of the characters seem to be just Sonic only colored differently (for example, Sonichu is a yellow Sonic, Rosechu is a pink girl Sonic, [[Bionic]] is an orange Sonic, [[Wild]] is a green Sonic, and so forth). Additionally, being a Jewish man myself, I find I have problems relating with this comic because there are no Jewish characters.<br /> <br /> But instead of just kvetshing, I said to myself &quot;Harold, I know you can make yourself a Jewish Sonichu character for the Christian Weston Chandler Sonichu comic book pages&quot; and so I did it. I hope you appreciate this little piece of fanart I put together using MS Paint (I myself am not the artist you are) and you are free to use the fan character I have made to diversify and jew up your Sonichu books.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Harold Goldstein}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thank you, Harold, for your suggestion of a [[Kevin the Jew|jewish character]] to expand a bit in the characters, I will take that into consideration for a future story. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Parent problems===<br /> {{Email|From: Ing. Rogelio Martinez y de la Corra &lt;rogeliomartinezydelacorra@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> Hi Chris,<br /> <br /> Hope you're doing well! Just wanted to tell you that I'm a devoted fan of your wonderful creations. I have fallen on hard times recently, and I have to say that seeing how you have risen above adversity, always giving 100% effort to your fans is very inspiring.<br /> <br /> I'm estranged from my parents due to a situation that has brought a lot of stress into my life. From your comics, I have the sense that you have a very strong bond with your parents, in particular with your mother - can you share some of the things that you do that strengthen your family relationships?<br /> <br /> Also, since I will spend Thanksgiving alone, I've been thinking...how about a Sonichu Thanksgiving special? What's a typical Thanksgiving like for you?<br /> <br /> Thank you for your time, and looking forward to the upcoming installments! I can't wait to read how your straight blood cures the homo gene! I'm sure that's going to be an epic story for the times!<br /> <br /> Your fan,<br /> <br /> Roger}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Thank you for your patronage. I make time for my mother and [[Bob Chandler|father]] and hang out with them for a while in their outtings a few days out of the week, plus I encourage family moments and sharings, like Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas gathering and such. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris admires traits he doesn't have===<br /> {{Email|From: cutesonicfan@aim.com<br /> Ohayou, Christian-Kun! My name is Mitsuki. I am a 19 year old (and single ;) ) girl, I come from Japan, but I am living in Virginia as a foreign exchange student. I enjoy drawing and reading manga. You, are my favorite Gaijin mangaka, Christian-Kun, and I find you super kawaii handsome!! Your art is without doubt as great as the most respected Japanese artists such as Yoshimoto Nata, Gechu and Mariko Mori. My favorite Sonichu character is [[Punchy]]! He is so funny. I have a few questions, if I may.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;1: Do you enjoy the Japanese culture?<br /> &lt;br&gt;2: Can you include more [[anime]] in your comics?<br /> &lt;br&gt;3: What type of [[Chris and music|music]] do you like?<br /> &lt;br&gt;4: How do you handle the [[stress]] of slanderous trolls? I think it is truly honorable how you deal with them.<br /> <br /> <br /> Domo Arigatou, Chris Chan! &lt;3}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Domo Arigatou, Mitsuki. I appreciate the portions japan culture that promote cleaniness in the home, showing gratitude, and those good and kind gestures. I have watched a good amount of anime, and I will watch for more instances to include anime references; &quot;Excel Saga&quot; is one that inspired a portion of the comics with parodies and the &quot;Intrusive Director&quot;. I enjoy all kinds of music, as long as it's not ear-busting loud. I take a deep breath, and I take it one moment at a time. Have a safe and good day, Mitsuki. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Leadership role models===<br /> {{Email|From: {{w|Manuel Noriega}} &lt;mannynoriega@live.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Mr. Chandler,<br /> <br /> I am wondering what it takes to be a good leader. Why would you say you are a great leader of the CWCville? I would like to learn from your example.<br /> <br /> What do you think of the drugs and whether people should use them? Why do you oppose those horrible drugs?<br /> <br /> Finally I would like to ask, are your parents ever going to be in your Sonichu comics? I have heard that you live with your parents and they must be in your life, so they must live in the CWCville. Do you enjoy the company of your parents, and which of your parents do you enjoy the most?<br /> <br /> With much love from my home country of Panama,<br /> <br /> Manuel Noriega}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I feel like I am a good leader, because I take examples of noble leadership qualities from such memorable leaders, like [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], the U.S. Presidents and others. I detest smoking fully; I am okay with alcohol, yet I discourage other people from taking it; unless the other drugs, be they pill, liquid or dust-like, are Perscribed To You by a Medical Doctor, I would heavily advise AGAINST those. Maybe, maybe not; I enjoy my parents' company; my mother. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Sexy posters===<br /> {{Email|From: Adam &lt;lyph3@me.com&gt;<br /> Chris, <br /> I've been a fan for quite some time, and I am glad you're taking the time to talk to your fans AND do a page a day. You are clearly a very talented individual for being able to do this. Knowing how true, honest, and straight you are, I was hoping you could help me. In the past you mentioned using a Sailor Moon poster to remain straight, and I've recently been having some 'confusing' thoughts pop into my head. Do you think I should purchase a [[Sailor Moon]] poster to help me stay on the straight path? <br /> <br /> Keep up the excellent work, I love how Sonichu(c) showed that brown striped impostor his place! <br /> <br /> Your fan, <br /> Adam}}<br /> {{EmailReply|That is okay, or ANY poster(s) with a WOMAN on it, especially those in bikinis and/or looking very hot and sexy. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===The trail of tears===<br /> {{Email|From: Kierrien Aland &lt;kingraven00@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> HI CHRIS!!!!!! I was wondering but because you are one of the last surviving of the respected [[Cherokian]] clan, do you feel it is right that Americans enjoy Turkey every Thanksgiving to celebrate the suffering of your people?<br /> <br /> By {{w|George Armstrong Custer|George Custer}}.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I do not see Thanksgiving as such, so it is okay. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris dispenses awesome advice===<br /> [[Image:SonichuReplica.jpg|thumb|Copying something that Chris has copied should open a black hole on the Earth's surface any day now.]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: dudecallediaam@aol.com<br /> <br /> Hi Christian! So great that you answer to questions from your fans!<br /> <br /> I was just wondering, will [[Sonees]] and [[Rosees]] ever grow up? Will they have their own heartsweets?<br /> <br /> Also, since you are such a ladies man, could you help me? I'm a single man and I'm wondering how to get a girlfriend. Can you tell me how could I attract girls? Should I wear [[axe]]? Is it okay to touch them right after I meet them?<br /> <br /> I'm having a gay problem too. My friend is gay, and I wonder how can I cure him? I try to tell him to stay in straight path, but he never listens.<br /> <br /> But anyway, I also drew a fanart for you! Tell me what you think about it :) <br /> - Iaam}}<br /> {{EmailReply|The Sonees and Rosees will grow up and fall in love with their own respective heartsweets. Talk to the women, be polite and honest, deoderant is good, ASK HER TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU. [[Megan Schroeder|Wait until they give you their subtle or obvious signs it's okay to touch them]]. Try an intervention on the guy, and if he is still being stubborn, then let him go. The fanart is good, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ==Rejected Mailbag==<br /> ===Great minds think alike===<br /> [[Image:StaticNotSonichu.jpg|thumb|Static The Pikachu. Honestly, I don't see the resemblance.]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: statxfan89@aim.com<br /> <br /> Dear Chris-chan,<br /> <br /> I just discovered Sonichu a few days ago, and I've got to say, I'm a little disappointed to see you've completely ripped off Static the Pikachu (found at http://statx015.deviantart.com/gallery/#Static-the-Pikachu). ; Sonichu is a poor man's Static, too. The comic, quite frankly, looks like it's drawn by a retard using Crayola markers, and the writing is no better. Sonichu, unlike Static, has no personality. He's just the same as all the other characters, and has a personality as deep as kiddie pool.<br /> <br /> And now I read you've gone and lied to the government, claiming you've invented Sonichu? What a load. It's bigshots like you who steal from the little guy and screw him over by defrauding the government, abusing the laws for their own gain (like people who collect welfare when they could just go get a job and serve a function to the society outside being a leech) who really get to me.<br /> <br /> I suppose you can just ignore this letter, delete this comments, but ignoring it and ignoring me won't make me or my ideas just disappear. We'll reveal you for the fake you are, &quot;Christian&quot; (that's not even your God given name! Your real name was Christopher until you stole Christian from the Conductor Bear!).<br /> <br /> You're a phony! Your a big fat phony!<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Mark, from Missouri}}<br /> <br /> ===More Asperger's syndrome===<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: almighty truth &lt;zenthetruth@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Christian Weston Chandler,<br /> <br /> My name is Zechariah Edwardo Nillson, I am a HUGE fan of sonichu. I am also a sufferer of Aspergers, I like you comics because I find your struggles in life similar to mine and can relate to them.<br /> <br /> So I was wondering why does it &quot;grind your gears&quot; to have high functioning autism and aspergers compared? They are infat very similar, if you go to the following site, http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/high-functioning-autism they directly cmpare the two and state that they are very similar.<br /> <br /> To qoute the page:<br /> <br /> &quot;High-functioning autism is at one end of the ASD spectrum. Signs and symptoms are less severe than with other forms of autism. In fact, a person with high-functioning autism usually has average or above average intelligence. The differences from other forms of autism have led many psychiatrists to consider high-functioning autism as similar to or the same as Asperger's syndrome.<br /> <br /> Whether it's labeled high-functioning autism or Asperger's syndrome, coping with this condition presents daily challenges -- for those who have it and for their family and friends.&quot;<br /> <br /> Im very glad that you are making comics so regularly and I hope that youl please rethink your stance on Aspergers syndrome.<br /> <br /> Peace.}}<br /> <br /> ===Censoring accusations of censorship===<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: Thorgnzorrg Jenkins &lt;thorgnzorrg@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Yes Christian, you are ignoring the questions and comments in your &quot;Rejected Mailbag&quot;. By not responding to them, you're ignoring them. It doesn't matter whether or not you would &quot;care to respond to them&quot;. For someone who loves to dish out homophobia, racism, and religious bigotry you seem to have a hard time taking the heat when somone questions it. Do you know what that makes you? A coward. You're nothing but a naive, arrogant, selfish coward, and you wonder why you have such bad luck with women? Cowardice isn't a respectable trait, women don't find it attractive. People like you make me sick. I can't believe I spent so much time reading your comics when they were nothing more than venues to express your hatred and bigotry.<br /> Good day, coward.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris still sucks===<br /> {{quoteboxred|From: Mark Reynolds &lt;marsaray@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Is there any way you would let anyone help you not to be a pathetic loser? I want to help you out. If you ever finally decide to actually live life and not be stuck as you are let me know.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

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