Secret Weapon

2014-07-30T06:25:13Z

RealityDetached: HA HA HA HA HA I SCOFF AT YOU

I SCOFF AT YOU JACKIE YA SASSY SEXY WOMAN

User talk:Alan Pardew

2014-07-30T06:13:54Z

RealityDetached: /* Newcastle United */ new section

Good work on the A-Log page. Keep it up. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:00, 11 September 2012 (PDT)

Thanks. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 03:41, 16 September 2012 (PDT)

== "Quote of the Now" ==

You don't know who I am, but I know where you browse, and if you edit that wiki template again, so help me--HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GO! SOME SQUIRREL'S FUCKING MY TOMATOES! [[User:Mr. 0|Mr. 0]] 12:53, 25 January 2013 (PST)

== For Pete's sake ==

You have potential to be a very good wiki user, maybe even a mod or an admin, but for Pete's sake, wikify the Quote of the Now, add links to other pages. I cry at night when the QotN doesn't have wiki links.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:02, 9 September 2013 (PDT)
*Not to totally discourage you, I admire your dedication and your effort as to be honest, I'm not always up to the task of editing stuff on here. But you could use some work, look at it as an area of opportunity.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:16, 9 September 2013 (PDT)
**Thanks, I'll remember that. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 00:02, 10 September 2013 (PDT)

== For Julie's Eyes Only ==

[[For Julie's Eyes Only]] video links don't work. Can someone reupload it? We, TRUE and HONEST Chris's fans, want JULAAAAY back! [[User:Gunter|Gunter]] 08:40, 2 January 2014 (PST)

: So far, there isn't a reupload yet, but I'll try my best to find a full video of it. Found an audio one though. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 09:38, 2 January 2014 (PST)

:: Disregard that, it's removed. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 09:40, 2 January 2014 (PST)
::: I can't find it, the video is baleeted both from SlutLoad and Efukt. Curiously enough, it's hard to find it although it is one of the greatest moments of Chris's Internet Сareer. [[User:Gunter|Gunter]] 09:53, 2 January 2014 (PST)

== IP ==

What are the odds that the guy who single-handedly wrote the William Elliot Waterman is the man himself? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 19:59, 3 January 2014 (PST)

: Don't know. Wait and see. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 00:06, 4 January 2014 (PST)
:: ...or you could have done an IP check as the user suggested and see that my IP is not anywhere close to being in Maine. Also, I doubt Waterman would use a reference to a soundboard prank call victim as his username. [[User:Duncans Construction|Duncans Construction]] ([[User talk:Duncans Construction|talk]]) 21:28, 25 May 2014 (UTC)
::: Sorry for the late reply, but apparently I can't do IP checks. Only Canine and Cogsdev can do so. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:21, 1 June 2014 (UTC)

== Captcha ==

Can I please be exempt from captcha when creating new pages? I think it's been established by now that I'm not a bot or a spammer. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 13:23, 25 February 2014 (UTC)

* I think only admins/jerkops can be exempt, but let me see what I can do. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 13:45, 25 February 2014 (UTC)

==Welcome template==
You know that the welcome templates is an actual template, right? It's [[Template:Welcome|here]]. Why reinvent the wheel? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 07:06, 20 March 2014 (UTC)

== Are There Any Pages To Edit? ==

Is there any pages that I can work on? --[[User:ClashingMax|ClashingMax]] ([[User talk:ClashingMax|talk]]) 21:58, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

* Try updating the [[October 2013 Facebook Posts]] article. It's currently the page that needs improvement for now. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 09:57, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

* The [[Rental House]] article need some work now. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:20, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

== Problem with Special:ConfirmEmail ==

I don't know if you're the right person to ask, but you seem to be the most active admin. [[Special:ConfirmEmail|Email confirmation]] for me is bailing out with:
{{quotebox|CWCki could not send your confirmation mail. Please check your email address for invalid characters.

Mailer returned: Unknown error in PHP's mail() function.}}

Is this expected? I was just trying to confirm to see if that would enable bypassing the "new article" captcha. If this also affects other things like password resets then it could be important. —[[User:CWCTime|CWCTime]] ([[User talk:CWCTime|talk]]) 14:36, 8 July 2014 (UTC)

== 25 July 2014 leak ==

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fun-chris-conversation-dropped-july-25-2014.4389/#post-295469

Should we include this leak on the CWCki? Marvin seems to think it's legit and it comes from someone he knows. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 12:29, 26 July 2014 (UTC)

== Newcastle United ==

Lol

Anna McLerran

2014-07-30T06:12:27Z

RealityDetached: Then I will make her homo once more

Clyde will turn this bitch straight

Barbara Chandler

2014-07-30T06:08:58Z

RealityDetached: What a wonderful woman

I would try to be the guy to replace Bob, but she probably isn't too far from kicking the bucket. So... yeah.

Mary Lee Walsh

2014-07-30T06:05:02Z

RealityDetached: Pshh I'd so fuck her

This fucking broad stole my sign. Oh well. Time to go fap at the thought of doing anal with the old bitch.

Jackie

2014-07-30T05:56:42Z

RealityDetached: Firecrotch man

I want my own Jackie Saga! Come on Jackie give me some of dat firecrotch ya sassy bitch

List of Chris's lies

2014-07-30T05:48:05Z

RealityDetached: I lie lie lie till I die die die

I used to sing a song called Lie Lie Lie in a great falsetto. Fuck yeah.

OkCupid

2014-07-30T05:45:14Z

RealityDetached: But... but... WAHHHHHHH!!!!!! I WANNA BE A FAG TOO!!!!!

I want a faggy OKCupid profile too. No fair!

Savannah Chandler

2014-07-30T05:42:30Z

RealityDetached: OMG

Chris is my Uncle too!!!

Clyde Cash

2014-07-30T05:40:15Z

RealityDetached: Clyde Cash 4eva

Troll me Clyde! I'm your biggest fan!

Chris and reality

2014-07-30T05:36:43Z

RealityDetached: Give me a Wiki!!!!!!

I have zero grip on reality! I wanna Wiki wah!!!!!!

Jackie E-mails 24

2014-07-30T05:34:44Z

RealityDetached: Yum

I want Jackie to talk dirty to me

Love Quest

2014-07-30T05:32:55Z

RealityDetached: Yeah man I suck

I have a much funnier and far more stupid Love Quest! I love you Genevieve!!!!!!

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