Anne Boleyn

2010-11-12T00:13:23Z

RedSamurai:

== Headline text ==
[[Image:Anne_boleyn.jpg|thumb|The ancestor of the man who gave birth to [[Sonichu]]?<br><br>Though, it would explain why she was [[Mary Lee Walsh|called a witch]].]]

'''Anne Boleyn''' (died 1536) was Queen of England as the second wife of King Henry VIII. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendant of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via [[Daniel Weston]] who was on the Mayflower.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>

It is not known when or how Chris got this idea. In [[August 2005]], he tried to impress a girl on [[MySpace]] with this fact simply because she was interested in royalty.<ref>[[MySpace#Jalena]]</ref>

In late 2008, Chris deduced that he is also descended from Mary Boleyn (Anne's sister, not mother), the 1st Earl of Portland (Richard Weston, who was born later in 1577),<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref> and later Earls of Portland.<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> This fact strengthens the view that Chris made the whole thing up himself without being told by his mother. And although it is quite possible that his family tree loops back in on itself, it's [[Virginia|probably]] a good deal more recent than the Tudor period.

In [[May 2009]], Chris gave his ancestry as a reason for Wikipedia to have an article on him.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref>

==Not possible==

Aside from the fact that [[Daniel Weston]] did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I. It is downright false that Chris is descended from her, because, like Chris, Elizabeth I was a famous [[virgin with rage]]. Here is an example of Chris's lackluster research:

: <cogsdev> What countries in the world you would like to visit and why?
: <ChrisChanSonichu> Japan; Anime and Videogames and culture.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> England.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> France
: <ChrisChanSonichu> those two, because I'm part British, French and Cherokee; I'm a decendant from Anne Bolyn's Family; in relation to her being an aunt.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> *mother of Queen Elizabeth I<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref>

Luckily [[YouTube]] wasn't invented in the 16th century, nor was Queen Elizabeth known to sit around the [[Fashion Square Mall|Smithfield Market]] with [[Attraction Sign|idiotic signs]].

On the other hand, Elizabeth ''was'' a perpetual virgin (officially, anyway; rage status unknown), and one of her alleged romances was with a man who ended up committing high treason, which is not dissimilar to 16th-century trolling. This makes it slightly more plausible for Chris to be a relative of Her Majesty.

On the ''other'' other hand, Liz was pretty good at [[CWCville|politics]], supposedly quite attractive, [[Chris and fashion|well-dressed]], and very good at manipulating her public image. Unlike Chris.

It is, however, quite likely that he's descended from Anne's sister Mary, simply because she lived so damn long ago. Most people who have any ancestry in Western Europe are also descended from her, so really, it means nothing.

==See also==
*[[Daniel Weston]]
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]]
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]

==Sauces==
<references />

{{People}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Dead]]

Anne Boleyn

2010-11-12T00:12:22Z

RedSamurai:

== Headline text ==
[[Image:Anne_boleyn.jpg|thumb|The ancestor of the man who gave birth to [[Sonichu]]?<br><br>Though, it would explain why she was [[Mary Lee Walsh|called a witch]].]]

'''Anne Boleyn''' (died 1536) was Queen of England as the second wife of King Henry VIII. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendant of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via [[Daniel Weston]] who was on the Mayflower.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>

It is not known when or how Chris got this idea. In [[August 2005]], he tried to impress a girl on [[MySpace]] with this fact simply because she was interested in royalty.<ref>[[MySpace#Jalena]]</ref>

In late 2008, Chris deduced that he is also descended from Mary Boleyn (Anne's sister, not mother), the 1st Earl of Portland (Richard Weston, who was born later in 1577),<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref> and later Earls of Portland.<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> This fact strengthens the view that Chris made the whole thing up himself without being told by his mother. And although it is quite possible that his family tree loops back in on itself, it's [[Virginia|probably]] a good deal more recent than the Tudor period.

In [[May 2009]], Chris gave his ancestry as a reason for Wikipedia to have an article on him.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref>

==Not possible==

Aside from the fact that [[Daniel Weston]] did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I. It is downright false that Chris is descended from her, because, like Chris, Elizabeth I was a famous [[virgin with rage]]. Here is an example of Chris's lackluster research:

: <cogsdev> What countries in the world you would like to visit and why?
: <ChrisChanSonichu> Japan; Anime and Videogames and culture.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> England.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> France
: <ChrisChanSonichu> those two, because I'm part British, French and Cherokee; I'm a decendant from Anne Bolyn's Family; in relation to her being an aunt.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> *mother of Queen Elizabeth I<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref>

Luckily [[YouTube]] wasn't invented in the 16th century, nor was Queen Elizabeth known to sit around the [[Fashion Square Mall|Smithfield Market]] with [[Attraction Sign|idiotic signs]].

On the other hand, Elizabeth ''was'' a perpetual virgin (officially, anyway; rage status unknown), and one of her alleged romances was with a man who ended up committing high treason, which is not dissimilar to 16th-century trolling. This makes it slightly more plausible for Chris to be a relative of Her Majesty.

On the ''other'' other hand, Liz was pretty good at [[CWCville|politics]], supposedly quite attractive, [[Chris and fashion|well-dressed]], and very good at manipulating her public image. Unlike Chris.

It is, however, quite likely that he's descended from Anne's sister Mary, simply because she lived so damn long ago. Most people who have any ancestry in Western Europe are also descended from her, so really, it means nothing.

In 2007, the movie network Showtime started airing a historical period series entitled ''The Tudors.'' The first two seasons of this series revolved around Henry VIII's relationship with Anne Boleyn (played by actors Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Natalie Dormer, respectively). The series finished it's four-season run in 2010. However, knowing Chris as the "sly fox" he is, he probably saw Dormer's portrayal of Boleyn, and had the same feelings that he did when he took his mother to the prom.

==See also==
*[[Daniel Weston]]
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]]
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]

==Sauces==
<references />

{{People}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Dead]]

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