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Talk:HEXBox

2012-09-16T21:27:29Z

Reldnahc C: /* "Skadoosh" */ new section

==To do==
*<strike>photoshop Xbox logo to read "Hex Bawx"</strike>
*references to Hex Bawx in video and comics
:Added the appearance from Sonichu 8. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 07:51, 14 May 2009 (CEST)
*the lack of logic behind Chris's hatred of it
**Find Chris's PS3 transactions thing that shows he's spent like, a grand on PS3 related stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 17 March 2009 (CET)
***Somebody please save, and add/annotate these to the CWCiki. They are currently linked on the PVCC from CLYDE (with LUV). [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 07:51, 14 May 2009 (CEST)

'Spergin Side Note: Christian actually used the correct spelling case for the '''Wii''' in his ALL CAPS Trophy message. Does ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' on Xbox 360 make Chris shit himself? Hell, he probably shits himself seeing Sonic in Nintendo games. HIS HOME-MADE NINTENDO POWER DREAM COME TRUE~. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 07:51, 14 May 2009 (CEST)
*This is probably why he puts so much credence in his dreams, notably his Love Quest. It's possible if there was never a Sonic game on Nintendo, he might be less psychotic about his love quest. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:33, 14 May 2009 (CEST)

I distinctly remember that he had his original Xbox visible among his clutter in one of the videos, perhaps even many of them. I can't find it. Which was it? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:15, 8 November 2009 (CET)

==Kck the hexbox story?==
This poorly written story screams fake, whoever claimed this needs better lying skills.

==Did he own an Xbox?==
Whether or not his Saturn has been mistaken for an Xbox, he did almost certainly own one at some point. If you check out his list of [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he sold or tried to sell several Xbox games. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:02, 26 November 2009 (CET)
:Ah, didn't see that. I'll add that to the article. --[[User:APBoy|APBoy]] 22:04, 26 November 2009 (CET)(
:: Wait, check out the panorama view of Chris's room (http://cogsdev.org/w/images/8/89/Panorama.jpg) ... right next to the the TV, before his speakers, I believe that the black item ontop of what appears to be a VCR is indeed an original X-box. I can't make it out for certain because the pictures kind of grainy, but I'm 90% sure that is indeed an Xbox. Anyone have a higher resolution photo? --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:24, 31 May 2010 (EST)

::Virtually certain that if you move your cursor about an inch to the left from the top right corner of his big, stupid head in [http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:0777-CWConbed.JPG this picture], it'll be over an original Xbox.

::If so, it would be totally his MO to hate the Xbox ''forever'' because of the minor inconvenience it caused him once when he was surprised that he had to pay like 1/35 of his free money to get on Xbox Live. I think it's likely that his hatred isn't exactly hypocritical—it's that this is how he deals with difficulties a normal person would overcome quickly and easily. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 04:22, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

:::I can verify those are, indeed, just shots of his Sega Saturn or alarm clock. There are only two controller ports, the entire front is flat and not curved outward with an indentation that has the Xbox's eject and power buttons, and their is no line for where the front-loading drive is at. We've been tricked by bad camera quality again. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:33, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

=="Makes you do a 360° and walk away"==

That isn't CWC failing at "basic geometry" but rather a reference to a nonsensical meme, which was later reiterated through an animated gif of Sega Genesis Michael Jackson approaching an Xbox 360, turning a full circle, and moonwalking away. If Chris got it from this, I think it's an example of one of the few times he has actually understood internet culture beyond his own creations.
:He wasn't failing at basic geometry when he made the joke, but when he failed at finding half of 360 degrees, which is 180 degrees. He said 130 and 120 degrees before giving up. That was him failing at basic geometry. Also, both "jokes" were ideas he stole from an IRC chat so he fails at even the most common and fundamental of internet memes. [[User:Sakanz|sakanz]] 09:13, 24 December 2009 (CET)

==PS3==

If the reason why he hates the 360 is indeed cause you have to pay for online, then we should see some interesting development now that Sony made plans to add a subscription fee to PSN akin to the gold and silver accounts in a 360. I don't think this should be mentioned just yet, atleast until Sony formally announces it, but yeah, just throwing this out there. [[User:Dave|Dave]]

==Teh Vidya==
What was the video game Chris pirates in page 53 of issue 10? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 23:11, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
* Most people think it's "Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls" [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:14, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==Why Chris hates the HEX-BOX==
"Chris hates [the XBox] for no real reason other than not wanting to pay for online gaming."
Seriously? I mean, ''seriously''? Is this really the only reason Chris hates it? Has Chris ever said anything about this?

He whines about it in mailbag 5. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:56, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Well he is a hateful, hateful man.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 14:16, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

I think he also hates it because it took his beloved Sega's spot on the market, but if that's true, then why doesn't he hate Nintendo for killing Sega?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:14, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think Chris was ever sad about the loss of Sega. Remember his Nintendo Power Magazine where he fantasized about Sonic leaving Sega for Nintendo? The death of the Dreamcast allowed his dream to come true. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:19, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Here's how Chris views the market--everyone is trying to get his attention and his attention alone. Nintendo was competing with Sega for his attention, and they stopped competing when Chris bought both. He "made up" with Sony when he bought a PS2/3. He hates Harry Potter and the Xbox because they are, in his eyes, constantly nagging him for his attention and he just isn't interested.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== A minor thing, but... ==

[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD!]] Props to whoever made that reference to The Lord of the Flies. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 01:09, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

== Irony ==
I find it a bit ironic that he hates the X-Box despite the fact that the original X-box controllers were slightly modified Dreamcast controllers. Also, He's a hypocrite for not hating Nintendo, because they killed his hedgehog-god's console.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:11, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Minor Error ==

In Sonichu 10, when Hobo-Chan approaches Alec's computer, he notes that it is of Microsoft, so indeed Chris has referred to Microsoft directly.

== Did he EVER wrote it "Hex Bawx"? ==

--[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:09, 12 September 2010 (PDT)
:No, it's just how we render his retarded way of saying it. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 10:22, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

Think that article should be renamed "HEXBox" or "HEX-Box" as they're the only ways he has spelled it (he never used "Hex Box") [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 18:47, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

== gamertag ==

[http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/profile.aspx?GamerTag=Sonichu Yes, it's Sonichu, the exact same as his PSN account name.] Not one achievement to be seen. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 21:21, 13 September 2010 (PDT)
: And lo, there was a damn good reason for that: [http://profile.mygamercard.net/SONICHU "This GamerTag is not associated with an Xbox 360."] And the guy is in Japan. I remember looking this gamertag up year or two ago, and it was the same deal. This is not Chris. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 15:13, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

==Rename==

This page needs to be either HEX-Box or HEXBox, as someone said above, because he never says "Hex Box". [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:14, 25 January 2011 (PST)
:It is done. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:20, 26 November 2011 (PST)

== This is too minor ==

Just wanted to point out that Chris uses ''Skadoosh'' in the 2 Jan 2010 about the Xbox 360. Later (10 Feb 2010) in Mumble #6 Chris mentions seeing Kung Fu Panda recently. He would have had to have seen the movie BEFORE 2 Jan 2010 because that's where he got ''Skadoosh'' from http://www.feistees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/skdsh.jpg This obviously is way to minor to care about but i just wanted it documented somewhere (even if it is a talk page)[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:49, 17 February 2012 (PST)

== Playstation Plus ==

I believe Chris was spotted using Playstation Plus in April 2011 as a response to the Sony outage where Sony gave free Playstation Plus accounts to all users for about a month.

== "Skadoosh" ==

Is it worth mentioning in the article that The phrase "Skadoosh" is from the animated movie "kung fu panda" and this is likely where Chris learned this phrase?
(a staple example of his maturity)
It's piped to random-access humor, which doesn't make sense, as Chris probably didn't think of this himself.
--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 14:27, 16 September 2012 (PDT)

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2012-06-18T04:53:54Z

Reldnahc C:

Is it my imagination, or does it look like Barb is wearing a straight jacket? -- [[User:ChinaChan|ChinaChan]] 10:56, 16 June 2012 (PDT)

It would seem so if you didn't see her fingers around cole's side. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 15:18, 16 June 2012 (PDT)

:Our favorite fatbody too. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 21:52, 16 June 2012 (PDT)

::I suppose, but the one around cole is much more easy to see. I noticed it first. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 21:53, 17 June 2012 (PDT)

June 2012

2012-06-18T04:52:00Z

Reldnahc C:

'''June [[2012]]''' started off with a triumphant return to [[Facebook]]. Amazingly, Chris actually upheld his promise to collect donations for cancer via [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]], though it's unknown if he'll actually send the money or keep it like the greedy little grubber that he is.

==Events==
*4 June - Chris posts in Facebook, claiming that there was no poster campaign in [[Charlottesville]].
*8-10 June - Chris pledged to sell lemonade and collect money for kids with cancer on these dates, as part of [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]].
*12 June: Chris change his [[voicemail greeting]].
*14 June Chris Believes Koreans Are trying to poison him.Proving Once Again Chris believes all stereotypes and is a HUGE [[Chris and Race|Racist]] .
{{Timeline}}

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2012-06-16T22:18:05Z

Reldnahc C:

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2012-06-16T04:17:04Z

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[[Category:Chris fan art]]

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2012-06-16T04:03:53Z

Reldnahc C:

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User:Reldnahc C

2012-06-16T04:02:08Z

Reldnahc C:

I just lurk around hoping to hear more about chris.
In the meantime, these userboxes might give you a clearer idea of who i am:

http://humble-pai.deviantart.com/
- Home of my furfaggotry arts.
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{{Straight|male}}
{{Native American}}
{{White}}
{{ClassicChris}}
{{PS2}}
{{PS3}}-- selling it.
{{Canuckfag}}
{{Atheist}}
{{AssBurger}}
{{Armchair Psychologist}}
{{Lucy}}
{{JackThaddeus}}
{{JERK}}

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2012-06-16T04:00:22Z

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Template:Picture of the now

2012-05-02T16:09:29Z

Reldnahc C: Grammatical error

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Chris celebrating over a troll's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|misfortune]].
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User:FUCWCki

2012-04-06T08:39:45Z

Reldnahc C: Created page with "{{Chris}} --Yet to be confirmed"

{{Chris}} --Yet to be confirmed

User:Reldnahc C

2012-03-25T16:49:53Z

Reldnahc C:

I just lurk around hoping to hear more about chris.
In the meantime, these userboxes might give you a clearer idea of who i am:

{{Straight|male}}
{{Native American}}
{{White}}
{{ClassicChris}}
{{PS2}}
{{PS3}}-- selling it.
{{Canuckfag}}
{{Atheist}}
{{AssBurger}}
{{Armchair Psychologist}}
{{Lucy}}
{{JackThaddeus}}
{{JERK}}

User:Reldnahc C

2012-03-25T16:45:44Z

Reldnahc C:

Expect to hear from me.

In the meantime, these userboxes might give you a clearer idea of who i am:

{{Straight|male}}
{{Native American}}
{{White}}
{{ClassicChris}}
{{PS2}}
{{PS3}}-- selling it.
{{Canuckfag}}
{{Atheist}}
{{AssBurger}}
{{Armchair Psychologist}}
{{Lucy}}
{{JackThaddeus}}
{{JERK}}

Template:ClassicChris

2012-03-25T16:45:21Z

Reldnahc C: Created.

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2012-03-25T16:37:54Z

Reldnahc C: Icon for a userbox that I think we need.

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Talk:Main Page

2012-02-05T20:16:49Z

Reldnahc C: forgot to put my name. Sorry, i am a newfriend still.

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==ohinternet==
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)

==Happy Sonichu Day!==

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

==PSN Tracker==
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

== Not sure if it goes here but ==

*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

==Userboxes==
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== da update should be first ==

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)

==Seriously==
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)

==Ha!==
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)

== You are now aware ==

[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]

:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Remove the PSN tracker ==

Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

==TOMGIRL.PNG==
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Liquid Chris Article ==
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

== An error in dating? ==

Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

== Kim ==
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

==Just for you==
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.

ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"

except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese

Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

==No detective needed==
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

==New videos==
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Earthquake ==

Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

== Article of the now. ==

shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

==Bob CWCki logo==
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh | All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

== Chris' family tree. ==

We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way.

J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King)

http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html

This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.

== Edit-hiding ==

What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)

== Stop this ==

The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)

== what is this? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title

Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)

But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]

==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==

I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)

== STOP FORCASTING ! ==

Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)

== Current Events ==

There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)

== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==

I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)

== Birthday Suprise ==

Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)

== Revised idea ==

Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)

Talk:Main Page

2012-02-05T20:16:03Z

Reldnahc C: /* Revised idea */ new section

User talk:Reldnahc C

2012-02-05T06:50:57Z

Reldnahc C: /* Men's Asses */ new section

sas

== Men's Asses ==

butter-cream

practical problems

lightning diarrhea

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2012-02-05T06:41:08Z

Reldnahc C:

Where the hell are you people getting images like this?
*his facebook,I assume.--[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 21:26, 4 February 2012 (PST)
Sheet, he still uses that? --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 22:41, 4 February 2012 (PST)

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2012-02-05T00:47:07Z

Reldnahc C:

Where the hell are you people getting images like this?

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2012-02-05T00:46:44Z

Reldnahc C: Created page with "Where the hell are you people getting this like this?"

Where the hell are you people getting this like this?

Talk:Forum

2012-01-31T22:31:59Z

Reldnahc C: /* Trouble with the forum */ new section

Well there's a bit of a dilemma with having it redirect strictly to PVCC. By "forum", you could mean [[Chris-chan (forum)]] or maybe even [[Krapple]] if you have a liberal definition of what a forum is. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:58, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
:*K, I'll make a disambiguation page in a sec. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 23:01, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

I'm alphabetising this list, adding some links to existing entries, and adding some new forums to bring this list a bit more up-to-date. [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 19:01, 24 July 2011 (PDT)

== Trouble with the forum ==

I'm having issues with the forum, I've signed up, and everything, but i don't see any posts.

Talk:Main Page

2012-01-30T04:34:06Z

Reldnahc C: /* Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? */ new section

Talk:Chris and music

2011-12-10T08:23:24Z

Reldnahc C:

Hey Lime, thanks for adding the stuff from my Chris and Music userpage You're awesome. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:51, 2 November 2009 (CET)

==I love you guys==

seriously, I was waiting for someone to make this article. rest assured I will watch it like a hawk. (or, at least, a drunken seagull) --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 22:25, 2 November 2009 (CET)

==Musical Tastes==

There's something that's been bothering me, and I haven't been sure where to put this. In some of Chris's movies, he's used various songs from the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] games. I know he used "Escape from the City" in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video and sung "Sonic Boom" in the [[SingStar Challenge]], and used it again more recently. I'm just curious as to where that would stand in terms of Chris's likes and dislikes. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:05, 29 November 2009 (CET)
:Sonic music is definitely pop with rock tendencies. The hardest it gets is the Blachu... I mean Shadow the Hedgehog theme, which is about as metal as a villain song from a Disney knockoff. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 10:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)

If he likes the Tool tracks on guitar hero and decides to cover them I will kill myself Cobain-style.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 17:54, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
: Rest assured that it's unlikely that he'd like anything that isn't mainstream. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 13:33, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

==Manowar fan?==

As much as I dread to see Chris ruin one of my favorite bands I think he may have. His name he used to log in to here GodofTuhunderGodofWar is the lyrics from one of Manowar's songs.--[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*No, God Of War III came out a week or two ago and Chris ripped it off in Sonichu 10, it's a GOW reference.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:12, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
**Oh thank God --[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

==Celtic Women==

I'm 100% sure that Chris's latest kick of Celtic Women and the likes comes from Wallflower. So, besides the obvious Guitar Hero influences, and judging by the juggalo video, he'll also absorb the musical tastes of anybody he's considering a friend\potential sweetheart. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 20:21, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:If this is the case, I hope he never gets a sweetheart who happens to be a metalhead. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

==Guitar Hero and Singing==
I've let this idea fester for a while now, and I feel it is ready to be unleashed. Chris never sings at the right pitch, and rarely fluctuates his voice at all when singing. Despite this, he is (relatively) good at remaining on beat. This is similar to GH in that you never actually play the notes, you just press buttons at the right time.
Chris probably thinks that he is a good singer because he is somewhat on-beat, which would unfortunately probably be a passing grade on Medium in GH because TONE DOESN'T MEAN SHIT in that game. Similarly, he doesn't have to alter pitch at all because that's unnecessary effort in his eyes, as it never has to be done in GH. Opinions? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:54, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
: On Medium you have to make an effort to sing in tune. Even Easy detects pitch. You're thinking of Beginner difficulty, where any noise made will count as long it's at the same time as the original vocal track. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 01:56, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:: No, I mean the guitar in particular (seeing as it's what he uses), where you don't have to actually play music, you just hit buttons at the right time. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:01, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris Chan, going to make him sing (decent) ==
I had the most amazing idea. Making an UTAU of Chris chan.
Utau is similar to vocaloid, only it is free software and you can customize voicebanks to sing.
All I need is for someone to send me some Audio of Chris chan, and Ill make the UTAU with that.
~[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]] 3 June 2010

example of UTAU
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_vQBsmicaM]
It got my sweetheart to sound awesome, so maybe itll make Chris chan tolerable? IDK

== Whoever quoted Black Sabbath in the caption for that picture ==

is awesome. [[User:No.|No.]] 14:23, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

== chris singing on television ==

Imagine this(although, this is a discomforting thought), chris doesn't go to prison. now, imagine he gets so extremely confident with his singing skills that he actually tries out for one of those american idol shows.

I would pay about 5 grand to see that.

sorry if this topic is slow in the minds, I'm kinda just learning acceptable subject matter here at the CWCki.
--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 00:09, 10 December 2011 (PST)
:The CWCki is not a forum. Discussing "what if"'s should be taken elsewhere. I hear /cwc/ likes "what if" threads. Try asking them. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 00:13, 10 December 2011 (PST)
:i honestly don't know where to find that.

Talk:Chris and music

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Template talk:Da update

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Reldnahc C:

==Three videos from the 12th==
Why are they not here? We have Chris singing, Chris out in public with actual sunlight, and making a dumb as fuck comment, that is what an update is, my friends. You may be saying "But Champthom, why haven't you?" and I say to you "NO U!" Seriously, stuff should go on this template first before it ends up on the CWChronology. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:30, 15 July 2009 (CEST)

==Gardening==
Did a little gardening by removing a few of the posts from this template. It was taking up quite a bit of room on the main page.

Remember to add to both [[Da Update]] and the corresponding month and vice versa, sometimes this doesn't happen. [[User:Granola|Granola]] 02:11, 16 August 2009 (CEST)

== Da update versus CWCipediaTracker ==

People, please, given the status of the CWCipedia, all CWCipedia related updates belong in the [[:Template:CWCipediaTracker|CWCipedia Tracker]] whereas things like new videos, leaked material, etc. belong here in Da update.

Seriously, I am disappoint. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:36, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
* I think a lot of that is my fault. I didn't understand the difference; I assumed they overlapped. Sorry about that. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 15:17, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

== A book? ==

Chris is seriously writing a book? That can't be true. Also, he mentions that one of his "gal friends" is helping him write it. This has got to be one of Chris's lies. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:04, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Maybe he's getting over ''Sonichu'' even if he promised a super-duper issue for the tenth anniversary of the Fail-Comic. As far as the "Lady-Friend" goes, we saw her in a previous video. (Hint; she's inflatable). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:31, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
:::I feel sorry for [[Kimmi]]. She is always dragged into Chris's bullshit and she is unable to object to it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:58, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
*Guys, [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. Stuff like this doesn't belong here. There's other places to discuss this like [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/25081.html this Krapple thread] or something like that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:20, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

== It should be obvious but ==

Only Chris related updates belong here.

Shit like [[Sonichu: The Animated Series]] can go on the [[Fan:Index]].

Srsly, don't pull this shit again or else someone is getting banned. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:46, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

== Important something which I will delete in a minute ==
Damnit, how do I get to the cwcipedia tracker? Mailbag 60 is up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:49, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
*I got it covered. In future, when you edit the main page, it'll give a link to the templates used on the main page at the bottom. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:08, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

==Suggested Update==
Someone added Sydney getting busted to the months events, so did we want to add it here?

Suggestion: In a rare win for Chris, the manchild identifies and shoots down a [[Sydney Contacts|troll]] based off information garnered from the troll forums.

--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:45, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I assume that you told nobody of your plan to pose as a girl with the intent of getting him to answer the Mailbag again. It wasn't any moment of clarity, he just had you mixed up with Jackie.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:07, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*I am firmly 'No Comment'ing anything that relates to how, precisely, Sydney's cover was blown. Sorry mate. If you are desperate to know, you should know where to go to ask. PS <3 your rambles, FYI. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:04, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

== 17 June ==

Chris just returned to Twitter. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:04, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

:Is there a reason you're putting this on the talk page instead of the actual template? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 01:30, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
::<del>Template's locked.</del> Now for some reason it's open again. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:32, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

== Template locked ==

For the mall waiting video I think we should take the 'money' part out to avoid suspicion and revert it to 'unknown reason'. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 17:20, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
*Why? I thought CWCki was against censorship. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 17:27, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
**You need to unlock the template... [[Clyde_and_Tito_PS3_E-mails]] needs to be added...
**If we show that we know what Chris was waiting for, it could harm a very promising saga. I thought this was one of the things that we would keep quiet for now until it's safe to let Chris know that we be trollin'. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 23:42, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
***Ohh... I see. I GUESS that makes sense, but the article is definitely on the CWCki and linked from quite a few pages. He might just search for it and find it anyway... but knowing Chris, that's not too likely. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 05:26, 3 September 2010 (PDT)

== I found something. ==

As of now on the Rule 34 Pahael site they have the picture of sailor moon Chris-chan as the featured image. Is this notable? Anyone care? [[User:No.|Written by this person.]] 15:30, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
:It's already been uploaded and added to the [[Sailor Moon]] article. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 15:36, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

== Is there a reason for a lack of new update notices? ==

--[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:43, 23 September 2010 (PDT)
:I had a stab at it. With so many leaked documents recently, it's easy to forget about da update =) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:06, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== Notability and Da update ==

What makes something worthy of being included in Da update? If something's worth mentioning on the [[July 2011|monthly chronology]], wouldn't it also warrant a mention on Da update? I'm thinking specifically of the entry "21 July: Chris reveals his identity in a Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post." from [[July 2011|here]].

== 'Where no shit is too minor.' ==
Why was the phone message update deleted? It was quite relevant if you think about it, as he sounded legitimately unwell. It is worth at least some discussion. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 06:48, 9 December 2011 (PST)

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Reldnahc C:

sas

Talk:Thriller

2011-11-13T21:57:21Z

Reldnahc C:

I'm going to be putting what I heard off of thriller up here, most of these songs really are just covers with some random access thrown in, maybe see some more songs, and go to bed soon. If my transcribes aren't complete crap, mind if I try to understand Chrissy butchering Vincent Price's monologue? I feel that I should show some respect now that Chris couldn't leave the part alone. --[[User:Soay Sheep|Soay Sheep]] 22:58, 12 November 2011 (PST)

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I kid none of you, this is literally nauseating to listen to.--[[User:Reldnahc C|Reldnahc C]]
:I tried to mention how this is the worst thing Chris has ever sang in the article, but I couldn't put it into words. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 13:08, 13 November 2011 (PST)
:I'm seriously not kidding. I just about puked listening to this.--[[User:Reldnahc C|Reldnahc C]]

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2011-11-13T21:19:25Z

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2011-10-07T17:11:39Z

Reldnahc C:

Expect to hear from me.

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I'm here for a shot at the title.
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