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User:René Duprée

2013-02-22T09:23:12Z

René Duprée: Delete my page please

User talk:René Duprée

2013-02-22T09:22:41Z

René Duprée: Delete this,please

User:René Duprée

2012-11-08T08:07:10Z

René Duprée:

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{{Straight}}
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{{Observer}}
{{PS3}}

'''BIENVENUE SUR LA PAGE OFFICIELLE DE L'AMBASSADE FRANCAISE DE CWCVILLE'''

'''WELCOME TO THE FRENCH EMBASSY OF CWCVILLE OFFICIAL PAGE'''

[[File:rene_dupree.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The Honorable Ambassador wearing his official attire, on his way to the mayoral office]]

In late 2011, while innocently wandering through the intraweb, René Duprée caught sight of a strange video on YouTube.
Astonished by what he just saw and after complementary research about Monsieur Chandeleur, young René decided to leave Paris and established his headquarters in the Sonee-infested street of CWCville opening the embassy of the glorious and cowardly nation of France with the goal of negotiate with the local UberMayor of the totalitarian town of CWCVille
The negotiation will focus on 2 point

-'''End of the embargo on French wine (and other alcoolic beverage as well) and cigarettes.'''(The end of this unfair embargo will be benefic for the benefits of French Vine growing and cigarettes producer)

-'''End of the systematic persecution of gay people''' (one half of the French male population say "hello" by kissing each other.

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2012-10-30T21:19:30Z

René Duprée: Undo revision 163467 by KeyboardMaster456 (talk)

2012

2012-10-10T10:42:56Z

René Duprée:

[[File:TomgirlMNR.png|thumb|Chris at thirty. ([[ModNation Racers|self-portrait]])]]
'''2012''' is the fourth year of organized [[trolling]] of the [[Internet]]'s favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris turned 30 years old this year.

So far, this year has not seen much activity online other than the occasional [[Facebook|Facebook post]], possibly due to [[Bob]]'s death and [[stress]] from Chris's run-in with the law. Chris was [[This is how the Trial went|actually punished]] [[28_October_2011|for something he did]], and must now see a licensed psychiatrist. He must also perform community service, the first time he has worked in over a decade.<ref>[[Wendy's]]</ref>

If either of them violate their [[28 October 2011|probation]], Chris and/or Barb will be spending some of this year in prison.

==January==
[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in January 2012]]

{{main|January 2012}}

January was a slow month but there were a few notable events:
*Both Chris and Barb had [[28 October 2011|another hearing]] which led to yet another continuance.
*Chris re-opened his [[Facebook]] account.

==February==
{{main|February 2012}}
[[Image:1328397527051.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in February, looking more like his mother every passing day.]]
*[[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Cwcville helps]]!
*Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns thirty]], to celebrate, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[You're Always Pretty]] (a wild [[Snorlax]] appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]].

==March ==
[[File:Chris cart.png|thumb|left|Chris in March, with his original character.]]
{{main|March 2012}}
Little occurred except a single [[Facebook]] public note, a few forum posts and another banhammer from [[Fashion Square Mall]].

==April==
{{main|April 2012}}

Chris and Barb faced [[28 October 2011|another hearing]]. On April 12 Chris posted a facebook message in which he claimed he lost [[Virgin_With_Rage|his virginity]].

==May==
{{main|May 2012}}
[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012]]

Chris continues to [[Chris and his ego|gloat]] over his supposed victories over the trolls. On May 1st, he posts a facebook message saying the woman he supposedly lost his virginity to can be found "somewhere on the backpage", implying she was a prostitute. Also, another drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex is leaked, as is one of [[The Wallflower]]. Five [[November 2010]] and three [[March 2012]] pictures of Chris are also released.

==June==
{{main|June 2012}}
[[File:ChrisLemonadeStand.jpg|thumb|left|In June 2012, [[CWCville]] helped.]]
Chris opened a charity [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] in honour of [[Bob|his father]]. He also [[Twitter|tweeted]] and [[Facebook]]ed a lot.

==July==
[[File:Court-screenshot.png|thumb|Where the Chandlers faced justice in July 2012]]
''Main article: [[July 2012]]''

On the 10th, Chris and Barb were [[Wikipedia:Arraignment|arraigned]] for their felony charges.

==August==

''Main article: [[August 2012]]''

On the 1st, it was revealed that Chris got [[Clover and Snoopy|two new dogs]], and entered them into a contest. He didn't win, and it's left to be seen if he'll throw a [[Adam Stackhouse|tantrum over it.]]

==September==

''Main article: [[September 2012]]''

[[File:Tumbleweed.gif]]

==October==

''Main article: [[October 2012]]''

Chris [[Facebook]] status and pictures are leaked on the Internet.

== Sources ==
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{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

February 2012

2012-10-10T10:39:58Z

René Duprée: added 8 october leak information about events of 10 February

'''February [[2012]]''' saw Chris's thirtieth birthday, a slew of [[Honest Content|unflattering]] videos made for [[Jackie]], and a look into how he lives his life in a world full of [[28 October 2011|Jews]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker call|locust infestations]] via a new [[Facebook]] account.
[[Image:1328397527051.jpg|thumb|right|Chris is not amused.]]

==Events==
*4 February - Chris writes on his [[Facebook statuses|Facebook account]] details about him playing "hide and seek" with the Jerkops and Manajerk at the [[Fashion Square Mall]].
*5 February - Chris is spotted in a [[Chris and Fashion|Goodwill]] and publishes new photos on his [[Facebook]] account.
*10 February - Chris post(in private) a picture of one of his [[Lego]] construction featuring an avatar of himself and an unidentified [[sweethearts]]
*11 February - Chris changes his [[voicemail greeting]]...again.
*17 February - Chris' plans for a charitable [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] are discovered.
*22 February - The Playstation Vita is released. Chris acquires one within two days.
*24 February - Chris's [[:File:License.jpg|drivers' license]] expires.
*24 February - Chris [[Birthday|turns thirty]]! Happy [[Christian Love Day]]!
*24 February - [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date‎]], [[You're Always Pretty]] (a wild Snorlax appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue‎]], [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter‎]], [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]].
*27 February - Chris opens a new YouTube account, [[YouTube#CwcvilleGuardian (February 2012 - present)|CwcvilleGuardian]].
{{Timeline}}

July 2012

2012-10-10T10:34:17Z

René Duprée: added 8 october leak concerning events of 1 July

[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|Being an [[This is how the Trial went|adult autistic child]], Chris avoided the Jailbird Saga.]]
'''July [[2012]]'''. For many, it heralded the coming of [[United States of America|Independence Day]], fireworks and freedom. For [[Chris]], it heralded the day on which his freedom was taken away, as the fallout from [[28 October 2011]] came to a head with his indictment that took place on the 10th. Though he avoided time in prison, he, along with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]], was sentenced to community service and psychiatric evaluation, with the threat of jail hanging over his head if he [[Chris and the Law|misbehaves again]].

Despite this, however, July was a surprisingly quiet month, with only one [[Facebook]]-based public display on Chris' behalf following the trial.

==Events==
* 1 July - Chris post (in private) a picture of a tomboyish-looking purse on [[Facebook]]
* 10 July - At 2:00 p.m. [[Wikipedia:Eastern Standard Time|EST]], Chris and Barb were arraigned on their [[28 October 2011|felony charges]]. They were sentenced with community service and probation time each, and Chris must attend [[chris and reality|psychiatric treatment and evaluation.]] Community service was suggested by his lawyer to help "reintegrate Chris into society," and will likely be the [[11042009 51 50|hardest thing]] Chris has done in his life yet.
* 11 July - Chris updates on [[Facebook]] to confirm that the [[This is how the Trial went|account of his trial]] given by Cyan and Indigo was true, and issues an empty threat about bringing them in.
*12 July - The ''[[Chris in the media#Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' publishes [http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php an article] in which Chris is referenced.

{{Timeline}}

May 2012

2012-10-10T10:32:26Z

René Duprée:

[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012 (See also: [[wikipedia:Norman Bates |Norman Bates]], who also became his [[Barb|mother]]).]]

'''May [[2012]]''' kicked off with [[Chris]]'s tentative return to the internet amidst more of his egotistical shenanigans. These were primarily centered around his apparent victory over the trolls. "Tricking" them by announcing the return of the [[attraction sign]] at the mall and then figuring he would rather stay home playing [[vidya]], has fueled the fires of his ego to the point of no return.
==Events==
[[Image:133627232947.png|thumb|right|Drawing of [[The Wallflower]].]]
[[Image:=3.jpg|thumb|right| Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler: master of proportions. Note: [[Julay|People are watching them.]]]]
* 1 May: Chris posts another [[Facebook]] note, still gloating over him tricking the trolls over him being in the mall and reaffirms that he indeed lost his virginity, with an even stronger hint that it was a prostitute.
* 3 May: Chris changes his voicemail greetings, probably because the previous one sounded too [[Autistic |threatening]].
* 4 May: Chris posts a Facebook note in which he calls on the trolls to leave [[Anna]] alone and also says that he does see his mother in her. Additionally, an old drawing of Wallflower is released.
* 6 May: A previously unseen drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex in a pool is released and Chris changes his voicemail message once again.
[[File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png|thumb| Chris claiming to have personal info of [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]]]]
* 8 May: Chris changes his Facebook profile picture.
* 9 May: A misplaced call between Chris and Kacey is released.
* 12 May: Chris writes a new note on Facebook about Mimms in an attempt to get people to annoy him, he then deletes the note minutes later.
* 13 May: Eight old photographs of Chris are released, five from 11 [[November 2010]] and three from 1 March 2011. Notable features include the last known wearing of a [[Medallion]], Chris's nasty [[hair]] and a proto-[[Tomgirl]] look.
* 15 May: Chris posts more screenshots of the CWCKI forums.
* 15 May: Chris posts (in private) pictures of his dogs ([[Clover and Snoopy]]) on [[Facebook]].
* 20 May: Chris changes his [[Voicemail greeting|voicemail]] once again.
* (Unknown): Going the way of [[Liquid Chris]], [[Vivian Gee]] deletes her Youtube account.

{{collapsible
|The May 2012 Pictures
|<center>
<gallery>
File:133696094632.jpg|November picture 1
File:FZvAO.jpg|November picture 2
File:ZpkM1.jpg|November picture 3
File:ADlEp.jpg|November picture 4
File:VzDUm.jpg|November picture 5
File:RoD3b.jpg|March picture 1, featuring tomgirl chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March picture 3
</gallery>
</center>
}}
{{Timeline}}

May 2012

2012-10-10T10:31:56Z

René Duprée: added Facebook leak information concerning event of 15 May

[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012 (See also: [[wikipedia:Norman Bates |Norman Bates]], who also became his [[Barb|mother]]).]]

'''May [[2012]]''' kicked off with [[Chris]]'s tentative return to the internet amidst more of his egotistical shenanigans. These were primarily centered around his apparent victory over the trolls. "Tricking" them by announcing the return of the [[attraction sign]] at the mall and then figuring he would rather stay home playing [[vidya]], has fueled the fires of his ego to the point of no return.
==Events==
[[Image:133627232947.png|thumb|right|Drawing of [[The Wallflower]].]]
[[Image:=3.jpg|thumb|right| Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler: master of proportions. Note: [[Julay|People are watching them.]]]]
* 1 May: Chris posts another [[Facebook]] note, still gloating over him tricking the trolls over him being in the mall and reaffirms that he indeed lost his virginity, with an even stronger hint that it was a prostitute.
* 3 May: Chris changes his voicemail greetings, probably because the previous one sounded too [[Autistic |threatening]].
* 4 May: Chris posts a Facebook note in which he calls on the trolls to leave [[Anna]] alone and also says that he does see his mother in her. Additionally, an old drawing of Wallflower is released.
* 6 May: A previously unseen drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex in a pool is released and Chris changes his voicemail message once again.
[[File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png|thumb| Chris claiming to have personal info of [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]]]]
* 8 May: Chris changes his Facebook profile picture.
* 9 May: A misplaced call between Chris and Kacey is released.
* 12 May: Chris writes a new note on Facebook about Mimms in an attempt to get people to annoy him, he then deletes the note minutes later.
* 13 May: Eight old photographs of Chris are released, five from 11 [[November 2010]] and three from 1 March 2011. Notable features include the last known wearing of a [[Medallion]], Chris's nasty [[hair]] and a proto-[[Tomgirl]] look.
* 15 May: Chris posts more screenshots of the CWCKI forums.
* 15 May: Chris posts (in private) pictures of his dogs ([[Clover and Snoopy]] on [[Facebook]].
* 20 May: Chris changes his [[Voicemail greeting|voicemail]] once again.
* (Unknown): Going the way of [[Liquid Chris]], [[Vivian Gee]] deletes her Youtube account.

{{collapsible
|The May 2012 Pictures
|<center>
<gallery>
File:133696094632.jpg|November picture 1
File:FZvAO.jpg|November picture 2
File:ZpkM1.jpg|November picture 3
File:ADlEp.jpg|November picture 4
File:VzDUm.jpg|November picture 5
File:RoD3b.jpg|March picture 1, featuring tomgirl chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March picture 3
</gallery>
</center>
}}
{{Timeline}}

March 2012

2012-10-10T10:28:58Z

René Duprée:

[[File:Chris cart.png|thumb|Chris in March 2012]]
'''March 2012''' is the third month of [[2012]]. Little occurred in the month; Chris spent the majority of this month playing his newly-acquired [[PlayStation Vita]].

==Events==
*18 March - Chris posts in the ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' forums, calling himself "internet famous" and requesting that people download his custom stuff for the Vita.
*20 March - Chris posts a new photo in the ''MNR'' forums.
*24 March - Chris attends ''Mythbuster Tour: Behind the Myths'' with his mother.
*25 March - Chris post a Facebook status and picture of his mom during the ''Mythbuster Tour''.
*28 March - Chris posts another message in the ''MNR'' forums asking people to download his custom stuff.
*31 March - Chris publishes 2 open notes on his [[Facebook]] account where he complains about the trolls.Also, as revealed in a recent Facebook post, Chris was banned from [[Fashion Square Mall]] for shouting death threats to trolls with his phone.
{{Timeline}}

March 2012

2012-10-10T10:28:29Z

René Duprée: added event of 24/25 March revealed by the 8 October Facebook leak

[[File:Chris cart.png|thumb|Chris in March 2012]]
'''March 2012''' is the third month of [[2012]]. Little occurred in the month; Chris spent the majority of this month playing his newly-acquired [[PlayStation Vita]].

==Events==
*18 March - Chris posts in the ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' forums, calling himself "internet famous" and requesting that people download his custom stuff for the Vita.
*20 March - Chris posts a new photo in the ''MNR'' forums.
*24 March - Chris attends Mythbuster Tour: Behind the Myths with his mother.
*25 March - Chris post a Facebook status and picture of his mom during the Mythbuster Tour.
*28 March - Chris posts another message in the ''MNR'' forums asking people to download his custom stuff.
*31 March - Chris publishes 2 open notes on his [[Facebook]] account where he complains about the trolls.Also, as revealed in a recent Facebook post, Chris was banned from [[Fashion Square Mall]] for shouting death threats to trolls with his phone.
{{Timeline}}

August 2012

2012-10-10T10:23:09Z

René Duprée: added Facebook post of 30 August leaked on 8 october

'''August [[2012]]''' began with the revelation that Chris has [[Clover and Snoopy|two new dogs]], having entered them into a local [[Chris and contests|contest]]. He didn't win, although his beagles were popular with the [[Trolls|commenters]].

Other than that, August was another quiet month, like [[July 2012|July]], most likely due to him serving out his sentence.

==Events==
* 1 August - The existence of Clover and Snoopy is revealed on the CWCki forums.<ref>[http://charlottesvilleradiogroup.upickem.net/engine/Details.aspx?p=A&c=64810&s=22437342&i=1&sort=DESCENDING#SD 95 Dog Days of Summer, photo #130] (does not require registration in order to view)</ref>
* 6 August - The beginning of the voting phase of the ''Dog Days of Summer Photo Contest'', in which Clover and Snoopy were participants.<ref name="contestrules">[http://charlottesvilleradiogroup.upickem.net/engine/Rules.aspx?contestid=64810]</ref>
* 12 August - The end of the voting phase of the ''Dog Days of Summer Photo Contest''. Chris didn't win.<ref name="contestrules" />
* 30 August - A full, uncut, remastered version of the [[Chris-chan Discusses...]] interview is released by Guru Larry. <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbFWKPvktU&feature=player_embedded The full uncut video on] [[YouTube]]. </ref>
* 30 August - Chris post a Facebook status . <ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp3.png]</ref>

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

April 2012

2012-10-10T10:17:47Z

René Duprée:

'''April [[2012]]''' has seen more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page, but on a brighter note it appears Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. [[Michael_Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
*8 April - A leaked [[Facebook]] status update reveals that Chris claims to have lost his virginity on a recent Sunday.
*10 April - Chris post a Facebook status (recently leaked) about his vacations in Redoak, Virginia.
*12 April - Chris deletes his viriginity-loss claim.
*14 April - Chris deletes the Facebook Note confirming that he had lost his virginity.
*16 April - After a two year absence, Chris returns to [[Twitter]] to wish death upon Michael Snyder and also deletes all his followers.
*16 April - Chris and Barbara appeared before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m.Chris and Barbara are then indicted on felony charges from the 28th October Incident and will be arraigned on July 10th.
*25 April - Following an 11-day absence, Chris posts on [[Facebook]] about [[My Little Pony|Derpy Hooves]].
*26 April - Chris posts on Facebook saying that he aims to return to use of an [[Attraction Sign]] at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] on Saturday 28.SPOILER :He didn't show up and stayed at home instead.
*28 April - Chris posts a note on Facebook claiming "victory" against the trolls and claims that his plans of using the attraction sign again were false.
*29 April - Chris accuses suspected Korean trolls of bringing him poisoned food.
*30 April - Chris posts on Facebook saying that the [[JenkinsJinkies]] camp gay experience story wasn't real. PUNK'D!!!
*30 April - Chris changes his [[voicemail greeting]].
{{Timeline}}

April 2012

2012-10-10T10:17:07Z

René Duprée: added 10 April event revealed in the 8 october Facebook leak

'''April [[2012]]''' has seen more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page, but on a brighter note it appears Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. [[Michael_Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
*8 April - A leaked [[Facebook]] status update reveals that Chris claims to have lost his virginity on a recent Sunday.
*10 Apri - Chris post a Facebook status (recently leaked) about his vacations in Redoak, Virginia.
*12 April - Chris deletes his viriginity-loss claim.
*14 April - Chris deletes the Facebook Note confirming that he had lost his virginity.
*16 April - After a two year absence, Chris returns to [[Twitter]] to wish death upon Michael Snyder and also deletes all his followers.
*16 April - Chris and Barbara appeared before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m.Chris and Barbara are then indicted on felony charges from the 28th October Incident and will be arraigned on July 10th.
*25 April - Following an 11-day absence, Chris posts on [[Facebook]] about [[My Little Pony|Derpy Hooves]].
*26 April - Chris posts on Facebook saying that he aims to return to use of an [[Attraction Sign]] at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] on Saturday 28.SPOILER :He didn't show up and stayed at home instead.
*28 April - Chris posts a note on Facebook claiming "victory" against the trolls and claims that his plans of using the attraction sign again were false.
*29 April - Chris accuses suspected Korean trolls of bringing him poisoned food.
*30 April - Chris posts on Facebook saying that the [[JenkinsJinkies]] camp gay experience story wasn't real. PUNK'D!!!
*30 April - Chris changes his [[voicemail greeting]].
{{Timeline}}

October 2012

2012-10-10T10:14:21Z

René Duprée:

'''October [[2012]]''' will most likely be yet another month with little to no activity, much like [[July 2012|the]] [[August 2012|previous]] [[September 2012|three]] have been. This is probably due to Chris facing punishment for [[28 October 2011|his actions last year during this month]].

==Events==
* 1 October - [[Barbara Chandler | Snorlax's]] 71st birthday.
* 8 October - New images and status updates are leaked from Chris' [[Facebook]].
* 28 October- The first anniversary of [[28 October 2011|Chris getting himself arrested.]]
* 31 October- [[Halloween]].

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

October 2012

2012-10-10T10:10:56Z

René Duprée: added mention of 8 october leak

'''October [[2012]]''' will most likely be yet another month with little to no activity, much like [[July 2012|the]] [[August 2012|previous]] [[September 2012|three]] have been. This is probably due to Chris facing punishment for [[28 October 2011|his actions last year during this month]].

==Events==
* 1 October - [[Barbara Chandler | Snorlax's]] 71st birthday.
* 8 October - New images and status updates are leaked from Chris' Facebook.
* 28 October- The first anniversary of [[28 October 2011|Chris getting himself arrested.]]
* 31 October- [[Halloween]].

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

User talk:René Duprée

2012-09-19T15:05:28Z

René Duprée:

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Nullity|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
{{clear}}
-[[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 15:13, 26 July 2011 (PDT)

Please let me know if i have done something wrong in my edits and i will immediately remove it with my sincere apologies (Those are my very first steps on editing. I Hope i dont fucked up something
RENE DUPREE

Nota Bene : Music on my page is Final Force by Alec Williams & Chieli Minucci

==Taekesi==

He's actually a vandal who has done this a few times over the course of months. Thanks for jumping in and trying to explain his mistake, though. I think it's important to try to do that sort of thing rather than just banning blindly. Good to see someone else thinks so, too. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 08:02, 22 February 2012 (PST)

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User:René Duprée

2012-09-19T15:04:03Z

René Duprée:

{{Eurofag}}
{{White}}
{{JERK}}
{{Straight}}
{{Agnostic}}
{{Observer}}
{{PS3}}

'''BIENVENUE SUR LA PAGE OFFICIELLE DE L'AMBASSADE FRANCAISE DE CWCVILLE'''

'''WELCOME TO THE FRENCH EMBASSY OF CWCVILLE OFFICIAL PAGE'''

[[File:rene_dupree.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The Honorable Ambassador wearing his official attire, on his way to the mayoral office]]

In late 2011, while innocently wandering through the intraweb, René Duprée caught sight of a strange video on YouTube.
Astonished by what he just saw and after complementary research about Monsieur Chandeleur, young René decided to leave Paris and established his headquarters in the Sonee-infested street of CWCville opening the embassy of the glorious and cowardly nation of France with the goal of negotiate with the local UberMayor of the totalitarian town of CWCVille
The negotiation will focus on 2 point

-'''End of the embargo on French wine (and other alcoolic beverage as well) and cigarettes.'''(The end of this unfair embargo will be benefic for the benefits of French Vine growing and cigarettes producer)

-'''End of the systematic persecution of gay people''' (one half of the French male population say "hello" by kissing each other.

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YouTube

2012-09-19T14:57:03Z

René Duprée: /* CwcvilleGuardian (February 2012 - present) */

{{quote|no description available|YouTube's official (and very appropriate) response to many of Chris's videos}}

[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and his Ego|Chris commenting on a video thinking it was meant for him.]]]]

'''YouTube''' is the primary arena in the online world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], who has occasionally called it "the YouTube". Although his website may get hacked and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] might crash and [[110mb]] will suck balls, YouTube.com is always up and operational, and, up until his "final departure from the Internet" in 2010, Chris was always producing new [[Captain's Log]] [[videos]] and reacting to the videos of his [[trolls|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]].

For Chris, YouTube is not merely a way to post videos dedicated to his alleged adoring [[fanbase]] and issue broad condemnations of trolling; it is also a communication channel. Chris has posted several videos on his YouTube channel that he apparently believes will be only viewed by the people he addressed the videos to – and that they'll view the video even when they haven't been made aware of Chris's channel. He has addressed individual trolls, individual alleged fans, [[sweetheart]]s and especially former sweethearts, journalists<ref>[[10 September 2009]]</ref> and TV shows<ref>[[For G4s Web Soup]]</ref><ref>[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|''Cleveland Show'' Voice Rant]]</ref>, local business managers<ref>[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]</ref> and other people within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is wary of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged sweethearts who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. In order to satisfy his ever-inflating [[ego]], he searches videos labeled "Chris-chan".

There's a certain beauty to the way Chris's videos are displayed to the world: The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s end up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack.

Luckily, [[Arjen Van Dierten]] archived them on his YouTube account for prosperity of future [[lulz]]. As he has retired from this duty, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] (and several unrelated YouTubers) save Chris's videos for future generations.

==Video quality (or lack thereof)==

{{main|Chris and cinematography}}

[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|C'mon! You can TOTALLY see his face!]]

When viewing one of Chris's videos, one of the first things the viewer will notice is the '''excruciatingly''' poor quality of his video. One of his major flaws as a cameraman is lighting; any amateur cinematographer would know that if he's recording a video indoors, he would turn the lights on, but Chris doesn't adhere to this basic rule. As a result, almost all videos recorded indoors have a sickly greenish-yellow tinge to them. Also, due to this, almost every video suffers from blurriness thanks to the lack of proper lighting.

Whenever Chris is recording, he seems to fail to grasp the basic object of "focus"; to make sure that the camera is appropriately trained on whatever it is he is trying to film. As such, whenever he is filming, he is often way out of center. It also doesn't help that he often adjusts the camera angle without regards to what his audience will see, which means that you can't even see what it is he's filming. For a very good example, when Chris was [[Secret Weapon|gloating]] about the picture of [[Clyde Cash]] he had found online, he was holding it far too close to the camera's lens, so that you never really do get to look at the picture as a whole.

Chris also seems to lack any basic video editing skills, be it pre- or post-production. Whenever he needs to put text in a video, he chooses to write it down on a piece of paper and record it with his camera. Almost any basic video editing software, even [[Wikipedia:Windows Movie Maker|Windows Movie Maker]], has an option to display computer-generated text within the video and in the occasions that he needs to insert a TV clip, he instead opts to record directly from the TV screen, even though it would be far more prudent to insert the clips in via editing.<ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref>

What makes this all pathetic is that [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Chris chooses to blame these flaws on his equipment]], when anyone as devoted to video blogging as himself would choose a far superior and more devoted option than the [[PSEye]] camera, and buy the basic essentials such as a tripod, as well as some decent video editing software such as [[Wikipedia:Sony Vegas|Sony Vegas]]. But that would leave him without money to spend on [[Sex toys|other things]].

==Chris's YouTube accounts==

===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] - [[September 2008]])===
Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 08 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his [[Future Message]], and the clips of himself on the evening news.

Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on 11 September; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.

===CChan6789 ([[September 2008]] - [[March 2009]])===
Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact. According to his [[Jackie e-mails|talks with Jackie]], the only reason this account was lost was because Chris lost his password and he didn't realize that there's a ''password recovery'' function.

===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] - [[July 2009]])===
Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.

===IBAChandler ([[July 2009]] - [[August 2009]])===
Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAChandler IBAChandler] on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many faggots, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that "IBAChandler" is a pun meaning "I be a Chandler," as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers."

Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post [[Rollin' and Trollin'|a video with his new look]], claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.

===ChristianWChandler ([[August 2009]] - present)===
To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler. There is, however, no proof that he ever worked as a sacristan, or any other type of a Christian WC handler.

On 22 [[November 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[100 2357.MOV|video]] in which he announces his departure from the [[Internet]] again. After uploading this video, Chris removed all his other videos from his ChristianWChandler account, not to update again for little more than 2/3 of a year. However, after a string of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]], Chris's account was stricken again.

===ClydeGreggCashMays ([[October 2009]] - [[November 2009]]) ===
Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing these prohibited activities, his main account won't get shut down. However, due to the fact that Chris's blackmailing scheme lacked any chance of success in the first place, nobody gave a damn. (The first time YouTube [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|actually reacted]] to Chris's TOS violations happened over year and a half later, during his second blackmail saga - and Chris posted these videos on his bright and shiny and law-abiding ChristianWChandler account.)

===CWCvilleProductions ([[August 2011]] - present)===
Operated by a third party, [http://www.youtube.com/CWCvilleProductions CWCvilleProductions] emerged in late [[August 2011]] as a result of Chris being banned from Youtube.

===CwcvilleGuardian ([[February 2012]] - present)===

While [http://www.youtube.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian] was initally created by Chris to post a comment, it has since primarily been used to favorite [[My Little Pony]], [[Lego]] related animation, [[The Simpsons]], [[video game]] and [[Chris and his ego|his own]] videos. No videos have been uploaded to this account by Chris as yet.

Curiously, he has added several videos from [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in his playlists, ignoring how their titles openly mock him.

==See also==
*[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube]]
*[[Chris and cinematography]]
*[[List of videos]]
*[[Captain's Log]]
*[[PSEye]]

== Sources ==
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==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary The CWCville Library]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks.]
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC The real Christian Weston Chandler's YT account.]</s> Account Closed, Presumably by [[Liquid]].

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2012-09-19T14:52:32Z

René Duprée: /* lego sonic minifig.MOV */ added link about spanish

==List of Comments==
===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw episode 200 - the game place]===
'''ChristianWChandler''': ''Hey, Vivian. I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like "South Park", especially the less dramatic, more comical episodes. ROFL''

'''ChristianWChandler''': ''Actually, there is ONE more thing you could to just make this a TOPPER of a Comical Scene; I gave him the finger as I left for real, so add a Sit-And-Spin in the silence right before the final insult. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL''

===Happy B-day Chris===
'''CChanSonichu''': ''If you meant me, Christian Weston Chandler, my birthday was on FEBRUARY 24.''

===[[Chris in the media#Sega Acknowledges Sonichu|SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4su84YWziDo Nintendo Direct 6.21.2012]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I would ONLY upgrade to an XL from my 3DS if the XL had the RIGHT Analog Pad, ZR and ZL Buttons featured on it, so I would not have to worry about the additional accessory.PLUS, PLEASE ADD FlipNote Studio onto the freaking eShop; we are Tired of Waiting, and we do not want the "Memo".''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw Sonic: Too Fast?]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''That was Stupid. I hate you and your copycat John K. animation. [[Sonic]] is NOT Dead. -:(
''And I loathe your murderous intent and darkness. You make me vomit from my soul, you mental rapist.''

(''Interestingly enough, this "mental rape" did not deter Chris from adding this video to his list of favorites'')

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jraYcCGel_8 Colgatelicious]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''It is quite catchy and cute''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYi-uO93YFI LEGO Friends "Andrea we can do it" music video]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Truly Neat and Sweet; are there more Lego Friends episodes on YouTube in English?!''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs LEGO Friends Spoof!]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Ha Ha! Take THAT, you fart-minded, [[jerk]] MALE among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D

''Women Rule, because they are more compassionate, caring and understanding.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdDU_BBJW9Y The LEGO® Story]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I enjoyed that, and I would add that the Plastic Molding Machine would not have been there without its controls and schematics designed by my father, General Electric's [[Robert Franklin Chandler Jr]]. :)''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ne10kapKNw Double Rainboom Part01/06 Animatic]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I REALLY Loathe Internet [[Trolls]] and All of their icons, Especially the face from Rage Comics. }:(''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wblE8YYLyQ0 Twilightlicious - BlackGryph0n]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I Loathe Trolling-Stupid Cyber-Bullies.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWm9MXwMgag&feature=plcp I'm Derpylicious]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Derpy is always soo cute. I like her original voice better; can't believe the original version if Last Roundup is not on iTunes.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaUFYaZkOxw&feature=plcp lego sonic minifig.MOV ]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': [[Spanish|''Ed nut bueno. Me gusta español. :)'']]

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMazAXyV8w&feature=plcp Jackie]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I would enjoy seeing more of Jackie; she must have come from a background similar to Jerry, plus, she is a strong character and woman.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDPVGzBPT7E&feature=plcp Lego That's What She Said]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Zac's head is from 8358, 2003 Off-Roader.''

==See also==
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]

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2012-09-19T14:50:10Z

René Duprée: /* Lego That's What She Said */

==List of Comments==
===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw episode 200 - the game place]===
'''ChristianWChandler''': ''Hey, Vivian. I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like "South Park", especially the less dramatic, more comical episodes. ROFL''

'''ChristianWChandler''': ''Actually, there is ONE more thing you could to just make this a TOPPER of a Comical Scene; I gave him the finger as I left for real, so add a Sit-And-Spin in the silence right before the final insult. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL''

===Happy B-day Chris===
'''CChanSonichu''': ''If you meant me, Christian Weston Chandler, my birthday was on FEBRUARY 24.''

===[[Chris in the media#Sega Acknowledges Sonichu|SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4su84YWziDo Nintendo Direct 6.21.2012]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I would ONLY upgrade to an XL from my 3DS if the XL had the RIGHT Analog Pad, ZR and ZL Buttons featured on it, so I would not have to worry about the additional accessory.PLUS, PLEASE ADD FlipNote Studio onto the freaking eShop; we are Tired of Waiting, and we do not want the "Memo".''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw Sonic: Too Fast?]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''That was Stupid. I hate you and your copycat John K. animation. [[Sonic]] is NOT Dead. -:(
''And I loathe your murderous intent and darkness. You make me vomit from my soul, you mental rapist.''

(''Interestingly enough, this "mental rape" did not deter Chris from adding this video to his list of favorites'')

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jraYcCGel_8 Colgatelicious]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''It is quite catchy and cute''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYi-uO93YFI LEGO Friends "Andrea we can do it" music video]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Truly Neat and Sweet; are there more Lego Friends episodes on YouTube in English?!''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs LEGO Friends Spoof!]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Ha Ha! Take THAT, you fart-minded, [[jerk]] MALE among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D

''Women Rule, because they are more compassionate, caring and understanding.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdDU_BBJW9Y The LEGO® Story]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I enjoyed that, and I would add that the Plastic Molding Machine would not have been there without its controls and schematics designed by my father, General Electric's [[Robert Franklin Chandler Jr]]. :)''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ne10kapKNw Double Rainboom Part01/06 Animatic]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I REALLY Loathe Internet [[Trolls]] and All of their icons, Especially the face from Rage Comics. }:(''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wblE8YYLyQ0 Twilightlicious - BlackGryph0n]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I Loathe Trolling-Stupid Cyber-Bullies.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWm9MXwMgag&feature=plcp I'm Derpylicious]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Derpy is always soo cute. I like her original voice better; can't believe the original version if Last Roundup is not on iTunes.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaUFYaZkOxw&feature=plcp lego sonic minifig.MOV ]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Ed nut bueno. Me gusta español. :)''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMazAXyV8w&feature=plcp Jackie]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I would enjoy seeing more of Jackie; she must have come from a background similar to Jerry, plus, she is a strong character and woman.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDPVGzBPT7E&feature=plcp Lego That's What She Said]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Zac's head is from 8358, 2003 Off-Roader.''

==See also==
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Lists]]

List of Christian's comments on Youtube

2012-09-19T14:49:53Z

René Duprée: /* Lego That's What She Said */

==List of Comments==
===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw episode 200 - the game place]===
'''ChristianWChandler''': ''Hey, Vivian. I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like "South Park", especially the less dramatic, more comical episodes. ROFL''

'''ChristianWChandler''': ''Actually, there is ONE more thing you could to just make this a TOPPER of a Comical Scene; I gave him the finger as I left for real, so add a Sit-And-Spin in the silence right before the final insult. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL''

===Happy B-day Chris===
'''CChanSonichu''': ''If you meant me, Christian Weston Chandler, my birthday was on FEBRUARY 24.''

===[[Chris in the media#Sega Acknowledges Sonichu|SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4su84YWziDo Nintendo Direct 6.21.2012]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I would ONLY upgrade to an XL from my 3DS if the XL had the RIGHT Analog Pad, ZR and ZL Buttons featured on it, so I would not have to worry about the additional accessory.PLUS, PLEASE ADD FlipNote Studio onto the freaking eShop; we are Tired of Waiting, and we do not want the "Memo".''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw Sonic: Too Fast?]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''That was Stupid. I hate you and your copycat John K. animation. [[Sonic]] is NOT Dead. -:(
''And I loathe your murderous intent and darkness. You make me vomit from my soul, you mental rapist.''

(''Interestingly enough, this "mental rape" did not deter Chris from adding this video to his list of favorites'')

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jraYcCGel_8 Colgatelicious]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''It is quite catchy and cute''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYi-uO93YFI LEGO Friends "Andrea we can do it" music video]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Truly Neat and Sweet; are there more Lego Friends episodes on YouTube in English?!''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs LEGO Friends Spoof!]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Ha Ha! Take THAT, you fart-minded, [[jerk]] MALE among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D

''Women Rule, because they are more compassionate, caring and understanding.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdDU_BBJW9Y The LEGO® Story]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I enjoyed that, and I would add that the Plastic Molding Machine would not have been there without its controls and schematics designed by my father, General Electric's [[Robert Franklin Chandler Jr]]. :)''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ne10kapKNw Double Rainboom Part01/06 Animatic]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I REALLY Loathe Internet [[Trolls]] and All of their icons, Especially the face from Rage Comics. }:(''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wblE8YYLyQ0 Twilightlicious - BlackGryph0n]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I Loathe Trolling-Stupid Cyber-Bullies.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWm9MXwMgag&feature=plcp I'm Derpylicious]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Derpy is always soo cute. I like her original voice better; can't believe the original version if Last Roundup is not on iTunes.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaUFYaZkOxw&feature=plcp lego sonic minifig.MOV ]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Ed nut bueno. Me gusta español. :)''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMazAXyV8w&feature=plcp Jackie]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I would enjoy seeing more of Jackie; she must have come from a background similar to Jerry, plus, she is a strong character and woman.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDPVGzBPT7E&feature=plcp Lego That's What She Said]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': Zac's head is from 8358, 2003 Off-Roader.

==See also==
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Lists]]

List of Christian's comments on Youtube

2012-09-19T14:49:17Z

René Duprée: new comment about Lego

==List of Comments==
===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw episode 200 - the game place]===
'''ChristianWChandler''': ''Hey, Vivian. I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like "South Park", especially the less dramatic, more comical episodes. ROFL''

'''ChristianWChandler''': ''Actually, there is ONE more thing you could to just make this a TOPPER of a Comical Scene; I gave him the finger as I left for real, so add a Sit-And-Spin in the silence right before the final insult. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL''

===Happy B-day Chris===
'''CChanSonichu''': ''If you meant me, Christian Weston Chandler, my birthday was on FEBRUARY 24.''

===[[Chris in the media#Sega Acknowledges Sonichu|SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4su84YWziDo Nintendo Direct 6.21.2012]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I would ONLY upgrade to an XL from my 3DS if the XL had the RIGHT Analog Pad, ZR and ZL Buttons featured on it, so I would not have to worry about the additional accessory.PLUS, PLEASE ADD FlipNote Studio onto the freaking eShop; we are Tired of Waiting, and we do not want the "Memo".''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw Sonic: Too Fast?]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''That was Stupid. I hate you and your copycat John K. animation. [[Sonic]] is NOT Dead. -:(
''And I loathe your murderous intent and darkness. You make me vomit from my soul, you mental rapist.''

(''Interestingly enough, this "mental rape" did not deter Chris from adding this video to his list of favorites'')

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jraYcCGel_8 Colgatelicious]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''It is quite catchy and cute''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYi-uO93YFI LEGO Friends "Andrea we can do it" music video]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Truly Neat and Sweet; are there more Lego Friends episodes on YouTube in English?!''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs LEGO Friends Spoof!]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Ha Ha! Take THAT, you fart-minded, [[jerk]] MALE among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D

''Women Rule, because they are more compassionate, caring and understanding.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdDU_BBJW9Y The LEGO® Story]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I enjoyed that, and I would add that the Plastic Molding Machine would not have been there without its controls and schematics designed by my father, General Electric's [[Robert Franklin Chandler Jr]]. :)''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ne10kapKNw Double Rainboom Part01/06 Animatic]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I REALLY Loathe Internet [[Trolls]] and All of their icons, Especially the face from Rage Comics. }:(''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wblE8YYLyQ0 Twilightlicious - BlackGryph0n]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I Loathe Trolling-Stupid Cyber-Bullies.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWm9MXwMgag&feature=plcp I'm Derpylicious]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Derpy is always soo cute. I like her original voice better; can't believe the original version if Last Roundup is not on iTunes.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaUFYaZkOxw&feature=plcp lego sonic minifig.MOV ]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''Ed nut bueno. Me gusta español. :)''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMazAXyV8w&feature=plcp Jackie]===
'''CwcvilleGuardian''': ''I would enjoy seeing more of Jackie; she must have come from a background similar to Jerry, plus, she is a strong character and woman.''

===[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDPVGzBPT7E&feature=plcp Lego That's What She Said]===
Zac's head is from 8358, 2003 Off-Roader.

==See also==
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Lists]]

List of Christian's comments on Youtube

2012-08-17T12:18:44Z

René Duprée: /* Double Rainboom Part01/06 Animatic */

List of Christian's comments on Youtube

2012-08-17T12:18:20Z

René Duprée:

List of Christian's comments on Youtube

2012-08-17T12:15:46Z

René Duprée: /* LEGO Friends "Andrea we can do it" music video */

List of Christian's comments on Youtube

2012-08-17T12:15:21Z

René Duprée: added Chris comment on Youtube,can be found on CwcvilleGuardian youtube account (in the activity flux)http://www.youtube.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian/feed?filter=2

28 October 2011

2012-07-11T17:28:20Z

René Duprée: removed red link

{{clear}}
[[File:GuiltyInnocense.jpg|thumb|[[TRUE and HONEST]] artist's depiction.]]

On '''28 October 2011''', a date which will live in infamy, [[The GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]]. On that fateful Friday evening, at around 5:20 p.m.,<ref>Based on metadata from Chris's photos.</ref> [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe, where Chris has been banned since [[2008]]. Chris took a photo of the store and then two of owner [[Michael Snyder]] in the parking lot. All hell broke loose when Chris and Barbara allegedly each hit Michael once with their car. When the [[Jerkop]]s arrived, Chris and Barb assaulted them during the arrest.

Chris and Barb were charged with a Class 5 Felony, which entails "a term of imprisonment of not less than one year nor more than 10 years, and [...] a fine of not more than $2,500."<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM</ref> They were bonded out on 29 October,<ref>https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&agency=228&id=323013&searchType=offender</ref><ref>https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&agency=228&id=125674&searchType=offender</ref> with Chris's initial hearing taking place one week after Barb's.

The Chandlers were represented in court by [[Wikipedia:Robert B. Bell|Rob Bell]], a Republican member of the [[Virginia]] House of Delegates. On 10 July, a plea bargain was reached. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and psychology|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They must also pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

== The charges ==
Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System] & [http://wasdmz2.courts.state.va.us/CJISWeb/circuit.html Charlottesville City Circuit Online Case Information].

===Barbara's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris.

==== Court dates ====
* 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance for both Chris and Barb's charges.
* 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.
* 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing. Both felonies go to a grand jury at Circuit Court.
* 16 April 2012 - 9:30am - Indicted on both felony charges.
* 10 July 2012 - 2:00pm - Arraignment.

===Chris's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a" />)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b" />)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].
* '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Trespassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.

==== Court dates ====
* 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance (postponement) for both Chris and Barb's charges.
* 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.
* 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing. [[Wikipedia:Nolle prosequi|Nolle prosequi]] on the trespass and assault; the failure to stop goes to Circuit Court.
* 16 April 2012 - 9:30am - Indicted on the felony charge.
* 10 July 2012 - 2:00pm - Arraignment.

== Civil suit ==
Michael Snyder also filled a civil suit against both Chris and Barb on 1 November 2011, 4 days after the incident. Barb attended a second hearing on 14 November, a third took place on 15 December, at the same time as her criminal case hearing, and a fourth occurred on 5 January at 1:00 PM.

Chris' case at one point read 'Other Judgement', however, it appears to have been open again. Presumably, Chris appeared again in court on 5 January 2012 at 2:15 PM, shortly after his criminal hearing.

Before the court hearing, Michael Snyder requested and received a Preliminary Protective Order against both Chris and Barbara. This order is similar to a restraining order, and prohibits Chris or Barb from contacting Michael or engaging in any threatening behavior towards him before the hearing. The order lasts for 15 days.<ref>http://www.dcjs.virginia.gov/victims/documents/podomesticviolence.pdf</ref>

On 5 April, Snyder was awarded full Protection Orders against both Chris and Barbara. A Protection Order can last up to two years and violation of the Protection Order can result in both civil and criminal charges.

== Aftermath ==

On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the [[CWCki]], plastering them on the front page and the page on Michael.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]</ref> In the image descriptions, Chris taunted Snyder for his [[obesity]] and claimed that he molests children.

In the February [[Facebook]] leaks, Chris stated 'After October 28, 2011; I now have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the so-called "Officers of the Badge"' as opposed only to those in colors other than blue and black. He also produced 50 copies of a flyer calling the GAMe PLACe a "Cyber bullies' hang-out" and encouraging people to stay far away which he then left around his usual attraction locations. This led to another run in with [[Jerkops]], in which Chris escaped by "hiding and weaving around the parked cars" and by driving a Mistubishi as opposed to [[Son-Chu]].

Following the arraignments, the two were sentenced. Both defendants had to pay Snyder's medical bills. In addition, Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation; Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory psychological treatment and evaluation, plus jail time unless he complies.

==Email?==
Someone purporting to be in contact with Chris leaked an email, supposedly from Chris himself, shedding some light on the events of October 28. While the validity of the email is disputed, [[Surfshack Tito]] confirmed on [[/cwc/]] that the events of October 28 are basically the same as that described in the email.

{{quotebox|1=
I tell about us two landing in jail. During a usual, yettiring, shopping outting with my mother, we had just stopped at the Salvation Army story on Cherry Ave and left with a few purchases. She impulsively asked
to go to the SPCA Rummage Sale, and I ended up taking 4 St. NW to stop by the McDonalds there for a cup of tea to go, when at the PLACe, now known as "C-Ville Game & Hobby" (status unchanged on the PLACe website), mom and I read the sign on the window that led me to an occurrence I was waiting for, the PLACe under New Ownership (with burning it down being the alternative).

So, I continue ahead for the tea, and mom asked for a smoothie. On an impulse of the newfound piece of freedom, I drove back to the PLACe, upon closer inspection, I read the "New Owner" sign further, stating, "Under New Ownership of Mike & Madeline"; I had thought, perhaps it was another Mike. Mom insisted on coming in with me, so we did, and a few steps in, who did our eyes see in the new center counter, past employee Nathan, and Michael Snyder.

I hid behind my mother for a moment, and Mike pointed us out the door, but before leaving, I whipped out my 3DS, activated its camera and took his photo, then I shouted, "For the Internet". Mom and I made our way to the van and entered it; Mike followed us out, and Stood right in front of the van, thinking he was Stonewall Jackson. We backed up the van some; Mike chased us. Mom took the wheel; Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls.

And more shit happened. Mom called 911 on my phone first (followed shortly after by Mike being handed a phone by someone else for him to make his call. Eventually, mother backed us out onto 4 St. NW, northward, and we escaped. But at the traffic light, we were caught up by a cop car. Parked at the nearby courthouse, two of the cop cars, and us in the van, exchanged the tales of the event and our driver licenses. Eventually, I was asked to step out of the van; I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.

My NEW pair of $324 Rx lens glasses were broken by THEM in the fight. My mother fought the police in my defense, and she was handcuffed and I was emotionally distraught, I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED, until an ambulance came for my mother to take her to UVA Hospital; she was okay, but her Blood Pressure was high. I was driven to, entered and thrown into a cell block. At first for a while, I was as melodramatic and sane as Daria, then I started going crazy, I shouted television talk and songs at random; took off my shirt due to the heat; pretended to be a genie with light brown hair for a while, and made an acquaintance with the stainless steel sink with a hex-shaped bowl.

I prayed a LOT to Jesus for my release and safe return home with my mother. And I banged the cell door with both my feet while lying on a folding mattress on the floor (to get those bastards to let me see and talk to my mother Eventually, my mother arrived, tried to post bail, but there were errors. Rocky was called to help us, BLESS her and her husband soo much. Then my mother was jumpsuited and jailed; I was too shortly before. And I was moved to two other cells. Only after seeing my mother in her suit pass by my second cell, did I start to calm down. I was REALLY WORRIED about my mother and her health. She Needed Me, and I Needed Her. Eventually in cell 3, I dozed off and slept for a few hours. I did not eat their food; I had Never eaten Prison Food, and I was NOT going to start then. About 3 PM on the 29th, mom and I were released, and Rocky and her husband drove us back to our van.

Now mom and I each have our own courthouse dates. I'm sure mom will be only fined, but I have the worse of cases. Mom and I, we are certain I will be found not guilty; it was a case of a Deliberate Deception, with the "New Ownership" sign from Michael, and my falling for his trap. I later printed out the facts of Mike from the Cwcki that night, and I found the "CWC Michael Snyder Interview" video on YouTube, where the clown-faced troll called Mike; Michael Snyder CONFESSES to Wanting to lure me in and land me in jail with a "Pokemon Tournament on the 22nd".

I have streamed from my PS3 to my Laptop to get an MP4 of the video, and to burn the video onto a DVD-R. With this great amount of evidence, we will find Michael Guilty of being a Troll/Cyber Bully among those who have been pestering, deceiving, tricking, blackmailing, etc, me for about 4 years now.

That's the story I share with you, REDACTED, in Strictest Confidence; DO NOT TELL ANYONE, PLEASE. Do not ask; Do not tell; Barbara and I are working diligently to deal with this. Currently, her court date is set on 12/15; mine is yet to be determined on 11/7, but it'll probably be on the same day as my mother's.

We have also been blessed with connections from Rocky at my church to have Robert B. Bell, Delegate, Republican, Methodist Esquire to represent Barbara and me in both of our cases. It may help to have you come in for support on my trial, and as a character witness. I will send you an update later on.

Stay Safe, REDACTED,

Christian W. Chandler<ref>http://pastebin.com/Tm9EMppU</ref>
}}

== Chris's photos ==
<gallery>
File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera
File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder
File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder
</gallery>

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge
File:Chriscivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Chris
File:Barbcivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Barbara
File:PO-BARB.png|Michael Snyder's protection order against Barb.
File:PO-CHRIS.png|Michael Snyder's protection order against Chris.
</gallery>

==Fan art ==
<gallery>
File:Chris mug.jpg|Artist's depiction of Chris's mugshot.
File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?
File:TheJoker.png|Oh dear...
File:Chris court sketch.png| An artist provides a theoretical court sketch.
File:RAPSHT-P1.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 1/2)
File:RAPSHT-P2.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 2/2)
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

== See also ==
*[[6 June 2010]], a previous altercation with Michael Snyder
*[[Chris and the Law]]

[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:The GAMe PLACe]]

June 2012

2012-06-26T19:34:04Z

René Duprée:

'''June [[2012]]''' started off with Chris' return to [[Facebook]], though it was far from triumphant as Chris confirms that, [[Naive|once again,]] he was duped by the trolls, deflating his ''([[Facebook#to_.40cogsdev_from_me.2C_.40CWCSonichu|borderline]] [[Facebook#Maniacal_Laughter_from_Who_now.3F_Oh.2C_wait.2C_It_Is_ME.21_.3E8D|insane]])'' [[Ego|ego trip]] that started in April. Amazingly, Chris actually upheld his promise to collect donations for cancer via [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]], though it's unknown if he'll actually send the money or keep it like the greedy little grubber that he is.

==Events==
*4 June - Chris posts in Facebook, claiming that there was no poster campaign in [[Charlottesville]].
*8-10 June - Chris pledged to sell lemonade and collect money for kids with cancer on these dates, as part of [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]].
*12 June - Chris change his [[voicemail greeting]].
*23 June - Chris posts another Facebook status, declaring his fragile emotional state and (yet again) blaming trolls for it.
*26 June - Chris posts another Facebook status, ranting against an adult parody of My Little Pony and balming the trolls for draining him of his creativity

{{Timeline}}

Tomgirl Pictures

2012-06-14T14:14:54Z

René Duprée: /* Gallery of Chris-tran */ added tomgirl pic from march 2012

{{Honest}}
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself</ref>}}

One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take '''pictures''' of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to someone advising him to get in touch with his [[Chris and sex|feminine side]]. The photos also marked the beginning of the Tomgirl [[saga]].
[[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]
==History==
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Why Chris appears to be gay|here]]. To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.
[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]

==Chris's outfit==
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|right|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse. Because it was never seen before, it might have been a one time thing.

==Tito's Introduction==
Chris decided that one day, being a man was too much work, it had to involve getting a job, get excercise,
and take life by the balls. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of cwc.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it don't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him.
based on the archetype you would see on movies, vidya games, & perhaps weeb0vision, you would learn of the "Tomboy"

AKA BROmethius-Bitch-CUNTitus, The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex
with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tom Girl". A man in touch with his feminine side...
BUT TOTALLY STRAIGHT!

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Chris-tran|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even white knights can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg
File:TG22.jpg
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:RoD3b.jpg|March picture 1, featuring tomgirl chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March picture 3
</gallery>}}
</center>

== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]

June 2012

2012-06-14T14:11:38Z

René Duprée:

'''June [[2012]]''' started off with a triumphant return to [[Facebook]].

==Events==
*4 June - Chris posts in Facebook, claiming that there was no poster campaign in [[Charlottesville]].
*8-10 June - Chris pledged to sell lemonade and collect money for kids with cancer on these dates, as part of [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]].
*14 June: Chris change his voicemail.
{{Timeline}}

2012

2012-06-11T07:46:14Z

René Duprée: /* June */

[[File:TomgirlMNR.png|thumb|Chris at thirty. ([[ModNation Racers|self-portrait]])]]
'''2012''' is the fourth year of organized [[trolling]] of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris turned 30 years old this year.

If things don't go their way in [[28 October 2011|court]], Chris and/or Barb could be spending some of this year in prison.

==January==
[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in January 2012]]

{{main|January 2012}}

January was a slow month but there were a few notable events:
*Both Chris and Barb had [[28 October 2011|another hearing]] which led to yet another continuance.
*Chris re-opened his [[Facebook]] account.

==February==
{{main|February 2012}}
[[Image:1328397527051.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in February, looking more like his mother every passing day.]]
*[[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Cwcville helps]]!
*Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns thirty]], to celebrate, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[You're Always Pretty]] (a wild [[Snorlax]] appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]].

==March ==
[[File:Chris cart.png|thumb|left|Chris in March, with his original character.]]
{{main|March 2012}}
Little occurred except a single [[Facebook]] public note, a few forum posts and another banhammer from [[Fashion Square Mall]].

==April==
{{main|April 2012}}

Chris and Barb faced [[28 October 2011|another hearing]]. Chris announces the loss of [[Virgin_With_Rage|his virginity]], possibly to a prostitute, posted message on [[Facebook]] and infiltrated the CWCki forums.

==May==
{{main|May 2012}}
[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012]]

Chris continues to [[Chris and his ego|gloat]] over his supposed victories over the trolls. Also, another drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex is leaked, as is one of [[The Wallflower]]. Five [[November 2010]] and three [[March 2012]] pictures of Chris are also released.

==June==
{{main|June 2012}}

Chris planned on opening a charity [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] in honour of [[Bob|his father]].

==July==

''Main article: [[July 2012]]''

On the 10th, Chris and Barb will be [[Wikipedia:Arraignment|arraigned]] for their felony charges.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

June 2012

2012-06-11T07:45:31Z

René Duprée: /* Events */

Alex's Lemonade Stand

2012-06-11T07:42:07Z

René Duprée: /* The event */ added proof that Chris did something

[[File:Cwcville Helps.png|thumb|"Cwcville Helps", [[February 2012]]]]
{{Quote|I, as a [[Money|charitable]] individual, like helping others, and Children are our future. So, I am participating during the weekend to help the cause to cure cancer in children, so they all can grow into fine, [[Health|healthy adults]].|[[Chris]]|being ironic.}}

'''Alex's Lemonade Stand''' is a charity program that was set up by [[Lego]] in conjunction with their "[[Gal-pals|Friends]]" theme, which is intended for little girls. Chris, being the [[Tomgirl]] and fan of Lego that he is, has pledged to set up a lemonade stand in hopes of raising money for his "father who died of cancer", despite the fact [[Bob]] actually died of heart failure. Although his reasoning for creating the stand is still unclear, he may have thought that the money would go to him so he could buy more [[video games|vidya]].

== The event ==
[[File:ChrisLemonadeStand.jpg|300px|right|He did it!Hallelujah]]

According to the event page, entitled "[[Cwcville]] Helps", Chris will be running a lemonade stand for all three days of the event - from 9 a.m. until 5 p.m on Friday, June 8 through Sunday, June 10, 2012, more work than Chris has done since [[Cutco]] ditched him nine years ago. The stand was originally to be set up outside [[Chris's house]], but has since moved to the old [[Wikipedia:Circuit City Stores|Circuit City]] building, 100 Albemarle Square, [[Charlottesville]], and then to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]. The initial fundraising goal of US$50 was quickly met after donations from Chris's friends, neighbors and fans, as well as some more sinister figures, such as [[Clyde Cash]] and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. As of June 2, the total amount of donations exceeded $150, although Chris never changed his original donation goal.

[[Image:132950942315.png|frame|center|Shit was so cash!]]

The page was later deleted, for reasons unknown; it is likely that Chris decided that raising money for ''dying children'' wasn't worth the [[stress]] of hearing mean things from [[trolls]]. It resurfaced at the beginning of June.

==External links==
*[http://www.alexslemonade.org/mypage/80275 Cwcville's page on Alex's Lemonade Stand]

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris's house]]
[[Category:Websites]]

User:René Duprée

2012-06-11T07:36:29Z

René Duprée:

{{Eurofag}}
{{White}}
{{JERK}}
{{Straight}}
{{Agnostic}}
{{Observer}}
{{PS3}}

'''BIENVENUE SUR LA PAGE OFFICIELLE DE L'AMBASSADE FRANCAISE DE CWCVILLE'''

'''WELCOME TO THE FRENCH EMBASSY OF CWCVILLE OFFICIAL PAGE'''

[[File:rene_dupree.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The Honorable Ambassador wearing his official attire, on his way to the mayoral office]]

In late 2011, while innocently wandering through the intraweb, René Duprée caught sight of a strange video on YouTube.
Astonished by what he just saw and after complementary research about Monsieur Chandeleur, young René decided to leave Paris and established his headquarters in the Sonee-infested street of CWCville opening the embassy of the glorious and cowardly nation of France with the goal of negotiate with the local UberMayor of the totalitarian town of CWCVille
The negotiation will focus on 2 point

-'''End of the embargo on French wine (and other alcoolic beverage as well) and cigarettes.'''(The end of this unfair embargo will be benefic for the benefits of French Vine growing and cigarettes producer)

-'''End of the systematic persecution of gay people''' (one half of the French male population say "hello" by kissing each other.

{{#ev:youtube|TTiB6TDJW9w&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"}}

File:ChrisLemonadeStand.jpg

2012-06-11T07:34:17Z

René Duprée: From Chris Facebook account https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=307948522632967&set=p.307948522632967&type=1

From Chris Facebook account https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=307948522632967&set=p.307948522632967&type=1

2011

2012-05-31T13:59:43Z

René Duprée: /* October */ updated

[[File:2011cwc.PNG|250px|thumb|In 2011, Chris became a girlfriend-free tomgirl.]]
[[Image:S2011.JPG|thumb|250px|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). '''2011''' is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]

'''2011''' is the third and arguably darkest year of organized [[trolling]] of the [[Internet]]'s favorite Lolcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. In 2011, Chris turned 29. The year started out in the shadow of Chris's sixth declaration of leaving the [[Internet]]. In spite of this, Chris took refuge on the [[PlayStation Network]], which has allowed the occasional bit of new material to surface, like the revelation that [[Tomgirl pictures|Chris really does enjoy wearing women's clothing.]]

Two major events punctuated the later half of the year. The first was the [[Chris and Death|death]] of Chris's father [[Bob]] in early September. The second event occurred the very next month, when Chris and Barb were both [[Chris and the law|arrested]] [[28 October 2011|for multiple offenses, including trespassing, assault and failure to stop]] at [[the GAMe PLACe]]. Chris and [[Barb]] were bailed out two days later. Barbara appeared in court on the 31st of October, Chris on the 7th of November. They will be back in front of the judge in April 2012.

==January==
{{main|January 2011}}

Not much happened this month. Just as it was expected of him, Chris bought ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'', and spent most of the last half of the month playing it. On a more interesting note, Chris's [[Disguises|pseudonym]] [[JenkinsJinkies]] was outed, and his exploits on the [[Trollin Train]] forums from July-August 2010 were made public.

==February==
{{main|February 2011}}

This month saw the release of several of Chris's ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' levels, including [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]] and the [[Autism Tutorial]]s.

==March==
{{main|March 2011}}
[[File:ZyK7a.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in March, becoming a [[Tomgirl]]]]
An old pile of [[phone calls]] way back from the [[Liquid]]/[[Kacey]] saga was released to the Internet at the beginning of the month.

==April==
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in April 2011]]
{{main|April 2011}}

As the [[Playstation Network]] suffered a long downtime and security breach, Chris's account is hacked again, [[Tomgirl Pictures|revealing pictures]] of Chris showing off his "[[Homos|Tomgirl]]" side. Much controversy has surrounded these photos, as many think that Chris has finally let out his [[True and honest|true sexuality]], while others believe this is a bizarre attempt to appear attractive to [[Tiffany Gowen|"Tomboys"]] using the logic that "Tomgirl + Tomboy = [[China]]".

==May==
{{main|May 2011}}

The PSN came back online, and Chris immediately deleted the "I am Tomgirl." quote. However, he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where all TRUE and HONEST Tomgirls and Tomboys hang out.

==June==
{{main|June 2011}}

Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I No Socialize Online", published [[3DS Flipnote|a Flipnote]] and changed his [[voicemail message]] a few times. He also continued posting on the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, revealing some of the most disturbing stuff to date.

==July==
[[File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in July 2011]]
{{main|July 2011}}

After months of minimal activity, Chris's internet presence increased markedly during July. His participation in the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum was discovered, after which Chris publicly announced his true identity to the other members. Chris also created a new [[Facebook]] account, contradicting his prior claim regarding online socialization, and logged back into his long-dormant [[YouTube]] account. Chris made several videos for [[Jackie]] ([[Chris and Jackie's Date]], [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter‎]] and [[Cakefarts]]) which weren't leaked until [[February 2012]].

==August==
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris in August 2011]]
{{main|August 2011}}

August began with Chris and his [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|tom-pals]] planning vengeance against the CWCki. Soon thereafter, Chris broke his lengthy [[Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|internet hiatus]] by returning to YouTube and uploading [[Calling Out|a series of videos]] throughout [[August_2011|August]] in which he claims to have information on the true identities of a number of trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]]. These videos called for each troll to first upload a video of their own apologizing for their crimes against Chris, and then leave the internet forever. An earthquake and major hurricane hit Virginia during this month, but unfortunately, this did not stop Chris from uploading videos.

==September==
{{main|September 2011}}

September began with Chris on a high, having unmasked [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Alec Benson Leary]] and [[Thorg]], and forcing [[Surfshack Tito]] to leave the Internet. Sadly, on 6 September, Chris's father [[Bob]] died, and his funeral took place on 11 September. After that, nothing was heard from Chris.

==October==
{{main|October 2011}}

On 18 October, Chris tried to sell an old TV (presumably Bob's) on [[Craigslist]] for [[Chris and reality|more than $250]], suggesting that the Chandlers' financial situation has only gotten worse since Bob's death. [[28 October 2011|An incident]] occurred at the GAMe PLACe on 28 October, leading to the arrest of Chris and Barbara. They are currently out on bail, and will be back in front of the judge in July, 2012.

==November==
{{main|November 2011}}

Chris uploaded pics of [[Michael Snyder]] onto the [[CWCki]], and appeared in court to be charged with trespass, misdemeanor assault and failure to stop at the scene of an incident.

==December==
{{main|December 2011}}

Chris and Barb were tried on 15 December 2011. It was a blue [[Christmas|C-Mas]] indeed. However, he ''still'' didn't get a [[All I Want For Christmas Is A Pretty Girlfriend|pretty girlfriend]] for Christmas.

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

2012

2012-05-31T13:55:31Z

René Duprée: added link

[[File:TomgirlMNR.png|thumb|Chris at thirty. ([[ModNation Racers|self-portrait]])]]
'''2012''' is the fourth year of organized [[trolling]] of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris turned 30 years old this year.

If things don't go their way in [[28 October 2011|court]], Chris and/or Barb could be spending some of this year in prison.

==January==
[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in January 2012]]

{{main|January 2012}}

January was a slow month but there were a few notable events:
*Both Chris and Barb had [[28 October 2011|another hearing]] which led to yet another continuance.
*Chris re-opened his [[Facebook]] account.

==February==
{{main|February 2012}}
[[Image:1328397527051.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in February, looking more like his mother every passing day.]]
*[[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Cwcville helps]]!
*Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns thirty]], to celebrate, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[You're Always Pretty]] (a wild [[Snorlax]] appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]].

==March ==
[[File:Chris cart.png|thumb|left|Chris in March, with his original character.]]
{{main|March 2012}}
Little occurred except a single [[Facebook]] public note, a few forum posts and another banhammer from [[Fashion Square Mall]].

==April==
{{main|April 2012}}

Chris and Barb faced [[28 October 2011|another hearing]]. Chris announces the loss of [[Virgin_With_Rage|his virginity]], possibly to a prostitute, posted message on [[Facebook]] and infiltrated the CWCki forums.

==May==
{{main|May 2012}}
[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012]]

Chris continues to [[Chris and his ego|gloat]] over his supposed victories over the trolls. Also, another drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex is leaked, as is one of [[The Wallflower]]. Five [[November 2010]] and three [[March 2012]] pictures of Chris are also released.

==June==
{{main|June 2012}}

Chris planned on opening a charity [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] in honour of [[Bob|his father]], but he already passed his donation target so he probably won't bother.

==July==
On the 10th, Chris and Barb will be [[Wikipedia:Arraignment|arraigned]] for their felony charges.
== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

May 2012

2012-05-21T15:00:58Z

René Duprée: /* Events */

[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012 (See also: [[wikipedia:Norman Bates |Norman Bates]], who also became his [[Barb|mother]]).]]

'''May [[2012]]''' kicked off with [[Chris]]' tentative return to the internet amidst more of his egotistical shenanigans. These were primarily centered around his apparent victory over the trolls. "Tricking" them by announcing the return of the [[attraction sign]] at the mall and then figuring he would rather stay home playing [[vidya]], has fueled the fires of his ego to the point of no return. It is worth noting that this month may be one of Chris' last before he is incarcerated following the events of [[28 October 2011]] if he is found guilty.

==Events==
[[Image:133627232947.png|thumb|left|Drawing of [[The Wallflower]].]]
[[Image:=3.jpg|thumb|right| Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler: master of proportions. Note: [[Julay|People are watching them.]]]]
* 1 May: Chris posts another [[Facebook]] note, still gloating over him tricking the trolls over him being in the mall and reaffirms that he indeed lost his virginity, with an even stronger hint that it was a prostitute.
* 3 May: Chris changes his voicemail greetings, probably because the previous one sounded too [[Autistic |threatening]].
* 5 May: Chris posts a Facebook note in which he calls on the trolls to leave [[Anna]] alone and also says that he does see his mother in her. Additionally, an old drawing of Wallflower is released.
* 6 May: A previously unseen drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex in a pool is released and Chris changes his voicemail message once again.
[[File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png|thumb| Chris claiming to have personal info of [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]]]]
* 8 May: Chris changes his Facebook profile picture.
* 9 May: A misplaced call between Chris and Kacey is released.
* 12 May: Chris writes a new note on Facebook about Mimms in an attempt to get people to annoy him, he then deletes the note minutes later.
* 13 May: Eight old photographs of Chris are released, five from 11 [[November 2010]] and three from 1 March 2011. Notable features include the last known wearing of a [[Medallion]], Chris's nasty [[hair]] and a proto-[[Tomgirl]] look.
* 15 May: Chris posts more screenshots of the CWCKI forums.
* 20 May: Chris change once again his voicemail greetings.

{{collapsible
|The May 2012 Pictures
|<center>
<gallery>
File:133696094632.jpg|November picture 1
File:FZvAO.jpg|November picture 2
File:ZpkM1.jpg|November picture 3
File:ADlEp.jpg|November picture 4
File:VzDUm.jpg|November picture 5
File:RoD3b.jpg|March picture 1, featuring tomgirl chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March picture 3
</gallery>
</center>
}}
{{Timeline}}

May 2012

2012-05-08T15:28:13Z

René Duprée: added mention of voicemail message change from 3 to 6 March

[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012]]

'''May [[2012]]''' kicked off with [[Chris]]' tentative return to the internet amidst more of his egotistical shenanigans. These were primarily centered around his apparent victory over the trolls. "Tricking" them by announcing the return of the [[attraction sign]] at the mall and then figuring he would rather stay home playing [[vidya]], has fueled the fires of his ego to the point of no return. It is worth noting that this month may be one of Chris' last before he is incarcerated following the events of [[28 October 2011]] if he is found guilty.

==Events==
[[Image:133627232947.png|thumb|Drawing of [[The Wallflower]].]]
[[Image:=3.jpg|thumb|left| Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler: master of proportions. Note: [[Julay|People are watching them.]]]]
* 1 May: Chris posts another [[Facebook]] note, still gloating over him tricking the trolls over him being in the mall and reaffirms that he indeed lost his virginity, with an even stronger hint that it was a prostitute.
* 3 May:Chris change his voicemail greetings, probably because the previous one sounded too [[Slow-in-the-minds |threatening]].
* 5 May: Chris posts a Facebook note in which he calls on the trolls to leave [[Anna]] alone and also says that he does see his mother in her. Additionally, an old drawing of Wallflower is released
* 6 May: A previously unseen drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex in a pool is released and Chris change his voicemail message once again.
* 8 May: Chris change his Facebook profile picture.
{{Timeline}}

May 2012

2012-05-08T15:24:54Z

René Duprée: /* Events */

[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012]]

'''May [[2012]]''' kicked off with [[Chris]]' tentative return to the internet amidst more of his egotistical shenanigans. These were primarily centered around his apparent victory over the trolls. "Tricking" them by announcing the return of the [[attraction sign]] at the mall and then figuring he would rather stay home playing [[vidya]], has fueled the fires of his ego to the point of no return. It is worth noting that this month may be one of Chris' last before he is incarcerated following the events of [[28 October 2011]] if he is found guilty.

==Events==
[[Image:133627232947.png|thumb|Drawing of [[The Wallflower]].]]
[[Image:=3.jpg|thumb|left| Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler: master of proportions. Note: [[Julay|People are watching them.]]]]
* 1 May: Chris posts another [[Facebook]] note, still gloating over him tricking the trolls over him being in the mall and reaffirms that he indeed lost his virginity, with an even stronger hint that it was a prostitute.
* 5 May: Chris posts a Facebook note in which he calls on the trolls to leave [[Anna]] alone and also says that he does see his mother in her. Additionally, an old drawing of Wallflower is released
* 6 May: A previously unseen drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex in a pool is released.
* 8 May: Chris change his Facebook profile picture.
{{Timeline}}

Talk:May 2012

2012-05-07T11:24:30Z

René Duprée: about voicemails

==Voicemail message==

He changed it twice this month but i was thinking "Did those details are worth mentionning on the Cwcstory or can we forget about it and dont report every single change of voicemails.
[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]]

ModNation Racers

2012-05-05T20:24:43Z

René Duprée: added name of the kart , according to Chris Modnation account

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]

'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]], [[PSP]], and [[PS Vita]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.

In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in kart racers and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Pokemon|many]] [[Animal Crossing|children's]] [[Sonic|games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.

==Chris's ModNation career==
[[Image:126473378631.JPG|thumb|200px|How Modnation looks in Chris's mind.]]

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/27/modnation-racers-mystery-mods-revealed/]</ref>) and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 1,600+ contests, Chris has won less than a quarter of these (with almost 100 "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finishes", indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present).

Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.

==Forum posts==
Chris made several posts in the ''MNR'' forums in 2011-12. Most notable is his claim to be "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|famous online]]" in a bid to get downloads for his [[Vita]] mods.<ref>[http://community.eu.playstation.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/548189]</ref>

===Re: Mod and Kart of the week submission for ModNation Monday Blogs===
25 [[November 2011]]
{{quotebox|I've put my photos onto my Flickr account. Creator PSN name: Sonichu Creation Name: Sodium One Soldier and Salt Shooter Tank. http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996798/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996802/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996806/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996812/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996814/ }}

===Download My Vita Goods.===
18 [[March 2012]]
{{quotebox|I am [[For Julie's Eyes Only|famous online]], as well as my [[PS3]] Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville Mods, Karts and Tracks, yet my Vita goods aren't being sought after equally.

Please download ALL of my goods on Vita in the Road Trip.

PSN: Sonichu
Keyword Search: Sonichu

Have a good day.}}

===Re: Mod Postcards: Show Us What You've Got [ Edited ]===
20 [[March 2012]]

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris cart.png]]
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Me and my Sonichu}}

===Re: ModNation Racers: Road Trip (KARTS / MODS) - "San Diego Studio Faves" Submissions===
29 [[March 2012]]

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris cart.png]]

PSN: Sonichu
Mod: Sonichu
Kart: Sonichu's Kart
Tracks: City of Cwcville (Five Track Set)

All of whch, and more, are available for download on Vita and PS3.}}

==Gallery==

{{collapsible
|Beta screen caps|<gallery perrow="4">
File:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
File:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
File:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
File:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|Chris's ModNation characters|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
File:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg| [[Count Graduon]]
File:ModNation AmericanRabbit.jpg| [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|American Rabbit]]
File:ModNation PattiChan.jpg| [[Patti-Chan]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichu.jpg| [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation PrincessClara.jpg|Princess Clara
File:ModNation FoxxyLove.jpg|Foxxy Love
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|A [[Niggo|basketball player]] from Chris' [[Manchester High School|high school]]
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|...and a [[Laura_Beth_Dorazio|cheerleader]] to pair him off with.
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.
File:ModNation 1996ChristianChandler.jpg|...and someone to pair him off with.
File:ModNation Bionic.jpg|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
File:ModNation ManchesterShirt.jpg|A [[Transformers|Transformer]](?) wearing a [[Manchester High School|Manchild High]] shirt
File:ModNation PaRappa.jpg|[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
File:ModNation TiaraBoobowski.jpg| [[List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu#Sonic the Hedgehog franchise|Tiara Boobowski]]
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg| [[Son-Chu]]
File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Male devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Female devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Fighting trolls everywhere with [[The Creepy Stare|the creepy stare]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| ...And Sarah Palin, apparently.
File:ModNation TrollbusterTee.jpg| Laziest character design, EVER!
File:ModNation Y2KChrisChan.jpg| Chris from the year [[2000]].
File:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg| <s>ModNation Racers, the best way to express your love for [[Jackie|someone.]]</s> DELETED sometime after the "breakup".
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg| [[Sailor Megtune|...creepy,]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|disturbing]] love. But love none the less!
File:ModNation_XBox360ko.jpg| [[Hex Box]]!
File:ModNation_PS3mi.jpg| [[PS3]].
File:ModNation LordIlPalzzo.jpg| [[ScotPalazzo|Lord Palzzo]] from [[Excel Saga]].
File:ModNation BlackSonichu.jpg| [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]. Take note that he was added to ModNation Racers [[Racism|long after his wife was]].
File:ModNation PSMoveMotion.jpg| [[Nintendo|<s>Wiimote</s>]] [[PS3|Sony Move controller.]]
File:ModNation SodiumOneSoldier.jpg| [http://www.sodiumone.com/en/ Sodium One Soldier]
File:CWC Psychlight.png| [http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu/creations/2974828 CWC Psychlight]
File:ModNationCrystal.jpg| A [[Tomgirl Pictures|drag racer.]]
File:Trophyguy.png|A human [[PSN]] trophy.
File:Mgson.png|''[[Metal Gear Solid|Metal Gear]]'' [[Sonichu]]
File:TomgirlMNR.png|[[Tomgirl Saga|Chris at 30.]]
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|Chris's ModNation cars|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|Nothing to see here
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|Not [[gay]] at all.
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] [[Wii Remote of Fail|Nintendo Wiimote]]
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| [[Nudes|Au "Naturel"]]
File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]]
File:ModNation CountGraduonScepter.jpg| Count Graduon's [[Sex toys|Scepter]]
File:ModNation AmericanRabbitsskates.jpg| [[The_Adventures_of_The_American_Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]'s rollerskate
File:ModNation Foxxy5..jpg| A van featured in the series [[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichuKart.jpg|A kart for [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Arwing.jpg|[[Wikipedia:Star_Fox_(series)#Arwing|Another game franchise ruined by Chris...]]
File:ModNation ManchesterHighShortBus.jpg|[[Slow-in-the-minds|The short bus]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Who you gonna call? The [[Trolls|Troll]][[Ghostbusters|Busters!]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg| Perfect for running over those [[B-Manajerk|pesky]] [[Michael Snyder|trolls.]]
File:ModNation BombDeliveryRobot.jpg| Of all the robots from [[Excel Saga|this show]], he makes this instead of the gynoids.
File:ModNation PSMoveNavigator.jpg| So much for [[The MovingFoward videos|"moving forward"]]
File:ModNation SaltShooterTank.jpg| [http://www.sodiumone.com/en/ Salt Shooter tank]
File:ModNationTomgirlTomboy.jpg| A car with [[Homos|gender identity issues]]
File:Trophy kart.png|Trophy Emmy
File:Tbcar.png|[[TrollBusters]] car
File:SC12.png|[[Son-Chu]], 2012 edition.
File:Cwckart.png|CWChan Sonichu Kart
File:Cwckart2.png|CWC's Sonichu Kart
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|"Tour de CWCville" ModNation tracks|<gallery perrow="4">
File:CWCvilleTrackCity.jpg| [[CWCville|Downtown]]
File:CWCvilleTrackPark.jpg| [[McIntire Park|CWCville Park]]
File:CWCvilleTrackForest.jpg| [[Rape|CWCville Forest]]
File:CWCvilleTrackMountain.jpg| CWCville Mountains
File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008!"|CWCville Beach]]
File:ModNationCity.jpg| ModNation City
File:Trophytrack.png|A track shaped like a trophy
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|High-res character mods|<gallery perrow="4">
File:ModNationRacers.JPG|[[Jackie]].
File:ModNationRacers 1.JPG|Chris expects Jackie to walk around in a T-shirt that says "Chris Loves Jackie". Might have as well said "Property of Chris-chan".
File:ModNation Racers 108.JPG|[[Patti Chandler|Patti]]. If the 2D shot was passable, the actual 3D model is creepy.
File:ModNation Racers 109.JPG|Dog tails don't work that way.
File:ModNation Racers 121.JPG|Duuuuuude.
File:ModNation Racers 110.JPG|Chris: "Hi! Wanna go to my treehouse and have sex?"
File:ModNation Racers 111.JPG|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], with a painted-on face.
File:ModNationRacers 226.JPG|Sonichu, with a painted-on tail.
File:ModNation Racers 112.JPG|[[Rosechu]], a deer in Chris's headlights.
File:ModNationRacers 227.JPG|Rosechu's back.
File:ModNationRacers 113.JPG|[[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]], very scared of Chris.
File:ModNationRacers 114.JPG|[[Angelica Rosechu|Angelica]], very scared of Chris.
File:ModNationRacers 115.JPG|[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]], in middle of learning the theory of advanced mass debating techniques.
File:ModNationRacers 116.JPG|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]], having finally activated the satellite dishes under his ears.
File:ModNationRacers 117.JPG|[[Magi-Chan]], using his superior intellect and psychic powers to detect that particularly remarkable good young man's ass.
File:ModNationRacers 118.JPG|Magi-Chan uses his knowledge of modern Internet vernacular for a bit of "ಠ_ಠ", as the kids nowadays call it.
File:ModNation Racers 119.JPG|[[Count Graduon]], demoted from the series's primary villain to a recolored watermelon.
File:ModNation Racers 122.JPG|[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], like Magi-Chan, has a bit of trouble staying straight, when his ass-detection is working too well.
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|High-res vehicle mods|<gallery perrow="4">
File:ModNation Racers 123.JPG|Built for Zapping to the Extreme®.
File:ModNationRacers 124.JPG|Sonichu's carsona.
File:ModNation Racers 125.JPG|Chris grinning at his mostly orange creation.
File:ModNation Racers 126.JPG|Rosechumobile is very pink, and with a very powerful engine.
File:ModNationRacers 127.JPG|Chris checking out Punchy's car - a thoughtful gesture, considering he'll probably never really use it.
File:ModNation Racers 128.JPG|For clarity, Chris advocates actual tea parties. Not the Tea Party.
File:ModNationRacers 129.JPG|Chris states he's a "tough, hetero man". However, putting "dammit" in the license plate kinda ruins this testosterone-fueled design.
File:ModNation Racers 130.JPG|The cars are truly multi-functional designs; gaudy colors on outside ''and'' inside.
File:ModNation Racers 131.JPG|Solar power and ship's wheel.
File:ModNation Racers 132.JPG|Based on the graduation nightmare.
File:ModNation Racers 136.JPG|Chris is happy because this is a truly [[Son-Chu|familiar design]].
File:ModNation Racers 137.JPG|Completely authentic, all the way to the weird engine noises!
File:TG2.jpg|Cue glam metal background music.
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|High-res race shots|<gallery perrow="4">
File:ModNation Racers 140.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 141.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 145.JPG
File:ModNationRacers 206.JPG
File:ModNationRacers 207.JPG
File:ModNationRacers 223.JPG
</gallery>}}

==See also==

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==

*[https://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]
*[https://roadtrip.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation Road Trip profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

South Park

2012-05-05T19:41:10Z

René Duprée: /* Chris fails to grasp South Park */

{{Quote|Hey, [[Vivian]]. I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like "South Park", especially the [[Stress|less dramatic]], [[Random-access humor|more comical]] episodes. ROFL|Chris<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube]]</ref>}}
[[Image:CADD_Chef.jpg|thumb|"Grade-F destruction"? Really?]]

'''''South Park''''' is a popular animated comedy program on Comedy Central. [[Chris]] is an avowed fan of the series. His collection of [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_video_downloads|PlayStation Network video downloads]] and [[Netflix]] downloads include dozens of ''South Park'' episodes, and he's swiped both its content and style on more than one occasion in his comics.

==South Park in ''Sonichu''==

===Beel===

{{main|Beel}}

Beel is the receptionist at the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. His appearance seems to be somewhat based on the [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Satan|Satan]] character on ''South Park'', with the exception of his lack of facial hair and cloven hooves as featured on Satan. The Satan character on the show is a [[homos|homo]], and was engaged in love affairs with [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Saddam Hussein|Saddam Hussein]] and other male characters.

===CADD Chef===
{{main|CADD Chef}}
CADD Chef is a minor villain. One can easily tell that this character (although based on Kene Meneru, one of Chris's teachers at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]) is a blatant ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Isaac Hayes|Isaac Hayes]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Chef (South Park)|Chef]]" character from ''South Park'', not just in appearance but also in one of his quotes.

===[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]===

The title of Chris's gallery of hideous Rule 34 is copied from the title the [[video game]] ''[[Wikipedia:South Park: Chef's Luv Shack|South Park: Chef's Luv Shack]]''.

===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===

[[Wikipedia:Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Ruckersville|Kenny]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Cartman]], [[Niggos|Token]] and [[Sweetheart|Wendy]] make cameo appearances in the "Dating Education" episode.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//SchuComic10P7.jpg Sonichu 9]</ref>

==Chris fails to grasp ''South Park''==

After the release of Chris's audio recording of his [[April 2010]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|confrontation with Michael Snyder]], [[Vivian Gee]] used that audio to compose a parody video, setting the recording to a ''South Park''-style animation that featured Chris in the role of a bigoted Cartman-esque character.

Chris commented on the video's [[YouTube]] page, having fundamentally missed the point: "I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY!"

It appears that Chris doesn't understand the show's presentation of characters like Cartman. While Cartman (and to a lesser extent his friends, when they're in their more sociopathic modes) is meant to come across as a selfish little snot devoid of any redeeming qualities, Chris apparently views him as some kind of role model or example of appropriately entertaining behavior, hence his obvious pleasure at the comparison Vivian's video created. Further evidence of Chris having a positive view of Cartman appears in [[Mailbag_35#In_which_Chris_tells_us_that_we_need_to_go_look_up_what_he_stole_from|Mailbag 35]], where Chris seems to see Cartman as a good Christian looking to save the souls of rest of the children on the show.<ref>[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from]]</ref>

Chris rarely understands any moral dispensed by television. When he does take one, it's because he's decided that it can be used to justify whatever tomfoolery he's been up to. Unsurprisingly, Chris often misses the original point completely. For example, while attempting to justify his attempt to pretend to be Liquid in an attempt to steal his girlfriend, he claimed that he was "Wrong, but for the right reasons." This comes from another episode of South Park called "Best Friends Forever", where, after a satire of the Terri Schiavo controversy, it is stated that Cartman was "Right, but for the wrong reasons". In context, it meant that his goal of shutting down the vegetative Kenny's life support was the right thing to do (for reasons involving the fate of the universe that are too complex to explain here), but his motivation was completely off mark: he only did it because he knew that Kenny's death would cause him to inherit his PSP. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle were "Wrong, but for the right reasons", as they wanted to keep Kenny alive in a perpetual vegetative state even though they should just let him die, but they were doing so because they actually cared about Kenny, rather than exploiting the situation for their own benefit like Cartman was. Chris seems to have interpreted this as "If you do a bunch of bad things, like pretending to be someone else in order to steal their girlfriend, you are completely justified in doing so if your dishonest actions lead to a positive outcome, like proving that you are the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and getting laid".

His fear of homosexuals destroying the future, incidentally, emerged from an episode of ''[[South Park]]'' called "[[Wikipedia:Goobacks|Goobacks]]", which was a satire on the controversy of illegal immigration. In the episode, a group of rednecks who had lost their jobs to the illegal immigrants from the future decided that the best way to get their jobs back was to destroy the future by making everyone gay so there wouldn't be anybody in the future.

==Other mentions==
*Chris left [[IRC (16 October 2008)]] because "[[Wikipedia:Breast Cancer Show Ever|Breast Cancer Show Ever]]" was coming on. He used a quote from this episode ("I am going to shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your underwear!") in [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
*Chris bought [[Wikipedia:South Park: Chef's Luv Shack|''South Park: Chef's Luv Shack'']]
*Chris bought the "When Technology Attacks!" [[PSP|UMD]].<ref>[[List of Chris's games]]</ref>
*Chris liked the [[Wikipedia:Make Love, Not Warcraft|''World of Warcraft'']]<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> and [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|''Guitar Hero'']]<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref> episodes.
*Chris imitated [[Wikipedia:List_of_other_South_Park_residents#Towelie|Towelie]] and criticised [[Wikipedia:Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] in [[CWCFlyingElephants]].
*Chris told [[Clyde]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], "You both want me to even Beg, you can go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like Eric Cartman, and then Rape yourselves with your own Damn [[Star Wars|Darth Maul Dual LightSabre]]."<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref>; Cartman's oinking is in reference to "[[Wikipedia:Scott Tenorman Must Die|Scott Tenorman Must Die]]".
*Chris referred to Randy Marsh's "naggers" controversy ("[[Wikipedia:With Apologies to Jesse Jackson|With Apologies to Jesse Jackson]]").<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]]</ref>
*He created a ''[[Guitar Hero]] South Park'' [[Quizzes|quiz]].
*He used Cartman's catchphrase "You’re breaking my balls here" in [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]].

==See also==

*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''
*''[[Family Guy]]''
*[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]
*[[Getting Foam Ed‎]]
*[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW]]
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
*[[Quizzes#Guitar_Hero_South_Park|''Guitar Hero South Park'' MyBUZZ! quiz]]

==References==
<references />

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

South Park

2012-05-05T19:40:20Z

René Duprée: /* Chris fails to grasp South Park */

South Park

2012-05-05T19:35:56Z

René Duprée: /* Chris fails to grasp South Park */ copy pasted a part about South Park

{{Quote|Hey, [[Vivian]]. I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like "South Park", especially the [[Stress|less dramatic]], [[Random-access humor|more comical]] episodes. ROFL|Chris<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube]]</ref>}}
[[Image:CADD_Chef.jpg|thumb|"Grade-F destruction"? Really?]]

'''''South Park''''' is a popular animated comedy program on Comedy Central. [[Chris]] is an avowed fan of the series. His collection of [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_video_downloads|PlayStation Network video downloads]] and [[Netflix]] downloads include dozens of ''South Park'' episodes, and he's swiped both its content and style on more than one occasion in his comics.

==South Park in ''Sonichu''==

===Beel===

{{main|Beel}}

Beel is the receptionist at the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. His appearance seems to be somewhat based on the [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Satan|Satan]] character on ''South Park'', with the exception of his lack of facial hair and cloven hooves as featured on Satan. The Satan character on the show is a [[homos|homo]], and was engaged in love affairs with [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Saddam Hussein|Saddam Hussein]] and other male characters.

===CADD Chef===
{{main|CADD Chef}}
CADD Chef is a minor villain. One can easily tell that this character (although based on Kene Meneru, one of Chris's teachers at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]) is a blatant ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Isaac Hayes|Isaac Hayes]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Chef (South Park)|Chef]]" character from ''South Park'', not just in appearance but also in one of his quotes.

===[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]===

The title of Chris's gallery of hideous Rule 34 is copied from the title the [[video game]] ''[[Wikipedia:South Park: Chef's Luv Shack|South Park: Chef's Luv Shack]]''.

===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===

[[Wikipedia:Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Ruckersville|Kenny]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Cartman]], [[Niggos|Token]] and [[Sweetheart|Wendy]] make cameo appearances in the "Dating Education" episode.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//SchuComic10P7.jpg Sonichu 9]</ref>

==Chris fails to grasp ''South Park''==

After the release of Chris's audio recording of his [[April 2010]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|confrontation with Michael Snyder]], [[Vivian Gee]] used that audio to compose a parody video, setting the recording to a ''South Park''-style animation that featured Chris in the role of a bigoted Cartman-esque character.

Chris commented on the video's [[YouTube]] page, having fundamentally missed the point: "I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY!"

It appears that Chris doesn't understand the show's presentation of characters like Cartman. While Cartman (and to a lesser extent his friends, when they're in their more sociopathic modes) is meant to come across as a selfish little snot devoid of any redeeming qualities, Chris apparently views him as some kind of role model or example of appropriately entertaining behavior, hence his obvious pleasure at the comparison Vivian's video created. Further evidence of Chris having a positive view of Cartman appears in [[Mailbag_35#In_which_Chris_tells_us_that_we_need_to_go_look_up_what_he_stole_from|Mailbag 35]], where Chris seems to see Cartman as a good Christian looking to save the souls of rest of the children on the show.<ref>[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from]]</ref>

Chris rarely understands any moral dispensed by television. When he does take one, it's because he's decided that it can be used to justify whatever tomfoolery he's been up to. Unsurprisingly, Chris often misses the original point completely. For example, while attempting to justify his attempt to pretend to be Liquid in an attempt to steal his girlfriend, he claimed that he was "Wrong, but for the right reasons." This comes from another episode of South Park called "Best Friends Forever", where, after a satire of the Terri Schiavo controversy, it is stated that Cartman was "Right, but for the wrong reasons". In context, it meant that his goal of shutting down the vegetative Kenny's life support was the right thing to do (for reasons involving the fate of the universe that are too complex to explain here), but his motivation was completely off mark: he only did it because he knew that Kenny's death would cause him to inherit his PSP. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle were "Wrong, but for the right reasons", as they wanted to keep Kenny alive in a perpetual vegetative state even though they should just let him die, but they were doing so because they actually cared about Kenny, rather than exploiting the situation for their own benefit like Cartman was. Chris seems to have interpreted this as "If you do a bunch of bad things, like pretending to be someone else in order to steal their girlfriend, you are completely justified in doing so if your dishonest actions lead to a positive outcome, like proving that you are the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and getting laid".

==Other mentions==
*Chris left [[IRC (16 October 2008)]] because "[[Wikipedia:Breast Cancer Show Ever|Breast Cancer Show Ever]]" was coming on. He used a quote from this episode ("I am going to shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your underwear!") in [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
*Chris bought [[Wikipedia:South Park: Chef's Luv Shack|''South Park: Chef's Luv Shack'']]
*Chris bought the "When Technology Attacks!" [[PSP|UMD]].<ref>[[List of Chris's games]]</ref>
*Chris liked the [[Wikipedia:Make Love, Not Warcraft|''World of Warcraft'']]<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> and [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|''Guitar Hero'']]<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref> episodes.
*Chris imitated [[Wikipedia:List_of_other_South_Park_residents#Towelie|Towelie]] and criticised [[Wikipedia:Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] in [[CWCFlyingElephants]].
*Chris told [[Clyde]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], "You both want me to even Beg, you can go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like Eric Cartman, and then Rape yourselves with your own Damn [[Star Wars|Darth Maul Dual LightSabre]]."<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref>; Cartman's oinking is in reference to "[[Wikipedia:Scott Tenorman Must Die|Scott Tenorman Must Die]]".
*Chris referred to Randy Marsh's "naggers" controversy ("[[Wikipedia:With Apologies to Jesse Jackson|With Apologies to Jesse Jackson]]").<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]]</ref>
*He created a ''[[Guitar Hero]] South Park'' [[Quizzes|quiz]].
*He used Cartman's catchphrase "You’re breaking my balls here" in [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]].

==See also==

*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''
*''[[Family Guy]]''
*[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]
*[[Getting Foam Ed‎]]
*[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW]]
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
*[[Quizzes#Guitar_Hero_South_Park|''Guitar Hero South Park'' MyBUZZ! quiz]]

==References==
<references />

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

Voicemail greeting

2012-05-04T13:45:10Z

René Duprée: i think Slimz made a typo and wanted to write 3 May (the day where he/she edited the page) instead of 5 May,

[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.

== Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY4q2yk3pgk| Listen here!]

=== [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.

===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]

=== c. [[May 2011]] ===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]

=== 13 May 2011===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]

=== [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]

=== [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]

=== 15 July 2011===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, you have reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

=== [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]]. Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep... Have a good day...

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]

=== 9 December 2011 ===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&feature=plcp Listen here!]

=== [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]

=== [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===

<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]

=== [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day.

*no recording

[[Category:Phone calls]]

2012

2012-05-04T13:30:49Z

René Duprée: /* March */ i think i can remove this tumbleweed gif i added on the page since it appeared that Chris was not so inactive during this month

[[File:CWCforprez2012.jpg|thumb|350px|"I stand strong, I stand firm, I AM A NOBLE LEADER! And if I am elected, I will do my best to keep our America strong and sound, and not go down the drain."<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref>]]
'''2012''' is the fourth year of organized [[trolling]] of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris turned 30 years old this year.

If things don't go their way in [[28 October 2011|court]], Chris and/or Barb could be spending some of this year in prison.

==January==
[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in January 2012]]

{{main|January 2012}}

January was a slow month but there were a few notable events:
*Both Chris and Barb had [[28 October 2011|another hearing]] which led to yet another continuance.
*Chris re-opened his [[Facebook]] account.

==February==
{{main|February 2012}}
[[Image:1328397527051.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in February, looking more like his mother every passing day.]]
*[[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Cwcville helps]]!
*Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns thirty]], to celebrate, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[You're Always Pretty]] (a wild [[Snorlax]] appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]].

==March ==
[[File:Chris cart.png|thumb|left|Chris in March, with his original character.]]
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Little occurred except a single [[Facebook]] public note, a few forum posts and another banhammer from [[Fashion Square Mall]].

==April==
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Chris and Barb faced [[28 October 2011|another hearing]]. Chris announces the loss of [[Virgin_With_Rage|his virginity]], possibly to a prostitute, posted message on [[Facebook]] and infiltrated the CWCki forums.

==May==
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Chris continues to [[Chris and his ego|gloat]] over his supposed victories over the trolls.

==June==

Chris planned on opening a charity [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] in honour of [[Bob|his father]], but he already passed his donation target so he probably won't bother.

==July==
On the 10th, Chris and Barb will be [[Wikipedia:Arraignment|arraigned]] for their felony charges.
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May 2012

2012-05-02T08:50:49Z

René Duprée: added timeline box

May is the fifth month in the year of [[2012]]. The month kicked off with Chris' tentative return to the internet amidst more of his egotistical shenanigans. These were primarily centered around his apparent victory over the trolls. "Tricking" them by announcing the return of the [[attraction sign]] at the mall and then figuring he would rather stay home playing [[vidya]], has fueled the fires of his ego to the point of no return. It is worth noting that this month may be one of Chris' last before he is incarcerated following the events of [[28 October 2011]] if he is found guilty.

==Events==

* 1 May: Chris posts another [[Facebook]] note, still gloating over him tricking the trolls over him being in the mall and reaffirms that he indeed lost his virginity.
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2012

2012-04-29T14:44:11Z

René Duprée: /* March */

[[File:CWCforprez2012.jpg|thumb|350px|"I stand strong, I stand firm, I AM A NOBLE LEADER! And if I am elected, I will do my best to keep our America strong and sound, and not go down the drain."<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref>]]
'''2012''' is the fourth year of organized [[trolling]] of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris turned 30 years old this year.

If things don't go their way in [[28 October 2011|court]], Chris and/or Barb could be spending some of this year in prison.

==January==
[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in January 2012]]

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January was a slow month but there were a few notable events:
*Both Chris and Barb had [[28 October 2011|another hearing]] which led to yet another continuance.
*Chris re-opened his [[Facebook]] account.

==February==
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*[[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Cwcville helps]]!
*Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns thirty]], to celebrate, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[You're Always Pretty]] (a wild [[Snorlax]] appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]].

==March ==
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...except from one single [[Facebook]] public note and another banhammer from Fashion Square Mall.

==April==
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*Chris and Barb face [[28 October 2011|another hearing]].
*Chris announces the loss of [[Virgin_With_Rage|his virginity]], possibly to a prostitute.

==June==

Chris will open a charity [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] in honour of [[Bob|his father]], in order to get free [[Lego]] toys. If he isn't in jail by that time.

== Sources ==
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