January 2015

2015-01-24T09:21:19Z

Revengeance: /* Events of January 2015 */

{{Ongoing}}
'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2015]]'''. [[Chris]] has stated that this month he will move back to [[14 Branchland Court]]. However, this month notably kicked off with some fallout from the infamous [[26 December 2014]] incident. Mere days after being released from jail, Chris wound up causing a ruckus at a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] he was previously banned from, by threatening the [[manajerks|managers]] with pepper spray if they didn't leave him alone. It's unknown whether Chris [[Naïve|realizes]] that he's a [[Chris and the law|repeat offender ''on bail'']] or simply refuses to acknowledge it altogether, at this point, but either way, it certainly won't help his testimony in [[February 2015|February]].

Throughout the month, Chris showed both worry over his upcoming court case, and, as usual, hatred of [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]], to the point where he raged at one of his [[White Knights]] for [[Chris and his Ego|daring]] to own a comic with the "blue-armed bandit" on the cover.

==Events of January 2015==
* 1 January: This is the day where Chris's break from eBay was going to end, but by 19 January his account was still shuttered. Also, an article by Wii U Daily about [[26 December 2014]] is linked to the subreddit "r/rage" on Reddit.
* 2 January: Chris compares trying to move from the [[Rental House]] to 14 Branchland Court to a tired horse named Charlie that is running around a track on [[Facebook]].
* 3 January: An unconfirmed [[e-mail]] leaks onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris caused a scene at Wal-Mart and had his pepper spray from the GameStop incident on hand as well -nearly ''five days'' after he bailed out of jail. The police scanner audio of the incident is eventually leaked onto YouTube.
* 4 January: The e-mail is later confirmed to be real, and a text conversation between Chris and Renee leaks, revealing that Chris indeed caused commotion at the store.
* 5 January: Chris notes that the only [[internet]] he has had access to while moving is the 3G on his [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]], and whines about how people don't like him, especially after the GameStop incident.
* 6 January: Another set of e-mails leak, regarding Chris wanting help for [[Barb]]'s dental health.
* 7 January: A tree branch continually bogs down Chris's electricity.
* 8 January: Chris [[Chris and his ego|blames Sega]] for the GameStop incident. Once again, ''none'' of his [[white knight]]s are willing to help defend him.
* 9 January: Chris makes a ''Littlest Pet Shop'' image macro, and rages over the TLC series ''My Husband's Not [[Gay]]''. In the same post, Chris writes "I am a (Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation '''yet'''), and confesses that he hates being born with "the Damn Male Parts".
* 10 January: Chris discovers the Wii U Daily article about himself, and rages over it on Facebook. Once again, nobody on Facebook defends him. Chris also shows unspeakable laziness in that he criticizes the writer of the article for being a [[JERK]] despite the writer being a '''female'''. Also, he permabans anybody who claims Mario is better than Sonic on his [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Facebook group]], saying that "The Sonic Team definitely kicks the Plumbers' butts".
* 11 January: Chris makes a long post on Facebook stating that he only wants people to like him and that he would [[Death Threats|never wish harm on anyone]]. He also states that he would never [[Megatron Pistol|own a gun]] (let alone [[Sonichu Special 4|actually use one)]], because [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]] is a better alternative, and that he wants to be referred to using [[Tomgirl|feminine pronouns like 'she' and 'her'.]] Perhaps most mind-blowing (but yet, unsurprising for Chris) is "her" assertion that no one should be [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned from]] [[GameStop|a]] [[The GAMe PLACe|place]] [[Target|of]] [[McDonald's|business]] unless they have a gun and/or are attempting to commit robbery, and that banning an individual for [[Attraction Sign|anything less]] is "just plain wrong".
* 12 January: It is discovered that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|actually owns both of the ''Sonic Boom'' games]].
* 13 January: Chris posts a long tirade on Facebook as to why he owns both of the ''Sonic Boom'' games, [[List of Chris's lies|claiming]] they were sent to him by [[Catherine]].
* 15 January: Chris claims on Facebook that GameStop is violating court rules by having employees call him.
* 18 January: Chris attacks his trolls on a video clip of ''The Amazing World of Gumball''--a show that airs on the same network as ''Sonic Boom''.
* 19 January: Christorians discover that Chris has removed all of his items to sell on [[eBay]]. Also, Chris discovers that his white knight Kenneth Englehardt bought a flesh-armed Sonic comic book...that had a preview for ''Sonic Boom''. Even though the comic's focus wasn't on blue-armed Sonic, Chris proceeded to rage.
* 23 January: Chris posts his latest masterpiece on Facebook, [[Autism|"My Mind is a Blank"]]. He rages at the CWCki, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and [[stress]] all in the same post.

{{Timeline}}

2016

2015-01-21T21:51:34Z

Revengeance:

2016 will be the eighth year of organized trolling. That however assumes that Chris is not dead or in prison.

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