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Flutter

2024-11-27T13:29:43Z

Rezalon: removed extra gaps

{{protip|Should you encounter Flutter in public (with or without Chris) do NOT harass her. Getting a discreet picture is fine if you're able to, but don't directly interact with her or Chris. [[Michael Hirtes|Once you]] [[Jacob Sockness|make yourself]] [[Idea Guys|a part of Christory]], [[Fiona|there is no]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|escaping from it]].}}

{{quote|She's a friend of mine, and I refer to her only as Flutter, because she likes [[Fluttershy]], okay? I met her in [[Lynchburg, VA|Lynchburg]], she got in touch with me while I was in jail, and we managed to meet, we managed to bond and connect with each other as friends. And she is literally thirty years old, despite the way - despite her physicality.|Chris's description of Flutter<ref name=setting>[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Flutter
| name = Unknown
| image = Flutter.png
| aliases = Egg Meryl Food Lion Lady Cabbage Patch Kid
| saga = {{saga|jail|cn}}, '''[[Template:ThirdExile|Third Exile]]''', '''[[Template:RevelationsSaga|Revelations]]'''
}}

'''Flutter''' (born 1992 or 1993) is the nickname [[Chris]] gave to a [[gal-pal|female friend]] of his. Flutter reached out to Chris at some point during his time in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. Sometime after Chris was released in [[March 2023]], he met up with her in the city of {{w|Lynchburg, Virginia}}, and they began hanging out together.<ref name=setting></ref> Chris refers to her simply as a friend, suggesting that their relationship is not romantic, although he does not explicitly deny having romantic feelings for her either. Chris also claims that she is thirty years old (as of 17 [[October 2023]]), despite her [[Pedofork|childlike appearance]]. The nickname "Flutter" comes from her fondness for the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' character Fluttershy. Her identity and motives are shrouded in mystery.

After Chris's release from jail, he was frequently [[Post-jail sightings|photographed]] by people who managed to spot him in public. In [[September 2023]], he was spotted with Flutter for the first time. This ultimately led Christorians to begin theorizing about her, with some thinking she was a child due to her appearance, others thinking she was a social worker or possibly someone with a [[Slow-in-the-minds|mental handicap]] similar to Chris's own, or even a recruit by [[Praetor]]. On the 17th, she was spotted allegedly [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#CVS|making out with Chris at a CVS]], causing many people to believe she was his girlfriend. [[Otaku King]] also claimed that the two of them were a couple. In [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]], however, Chris simply refers to her as a friend.

Some observers have speculated that Flutter may be Finnish or of Finnish descent, noting that Chris began studying Finnish intensively on [[Duolingo]] since [[October 2023]] for no apparent reason.<ref>[[:File:Duolingo stats 23Nov2023 2.png]]</ref> This theory was bolstered by [[2024]] sightings of Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, [[Finland]].

A Reddit user who saw Flutter claims that she did not have an accent.<ref name=isabellas>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant]]</ref> Another Redditor claims that she spoke in a fake anime girl voice.<ref name=animegirl>[[Sightings (2024)#Walmart Part II (July)]]</ref>

==Sightings==
On 4 [[September 2023]], Chris was spotted talking with Flutter at a Coinstar machine at a Food Lion supermarket. This was the first time she was sighted, and earned her the nickname "Food Lion Lady."<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Food_Lion]]</ref>

On 9 September 2023, a [[ween]] stalked Chris in his car. Reportedly, Flutter was in the car with Chris, and the ween remarked that she looked like a child.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Sheetz/On_the_road_Part_II]]</ref>

On 16 September 2023, she was spotted with Chris at [[Walmart]]. This was the first clear view of her face.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(September)]]</ref>

On 17 September 2023, Chris was allegedly sighted hugging, touching, and ''kissing'' Flutter at a CVS; her body language does not indicate reciprocity, however.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#CVS]]</ref>

On the 20th, the sighter posted two ''incredibly'' blurry pictures of Chris hugging and kissing her. While Chris is easy to see, Flutter is incredibly hard to see. The sighter also made multiple comments about her.

{{quotebox|[Chris] was all over that woman. Just kept touching her and had her hand on the back almost the whole time. She doesn’t look young.}}
{{quotebox|She 100 percent looked uncomfortable.}}
{{quotebox|She seemed uncomfortable and kept her head down mostly. I can’t say whether she was just uncomfortable or if she was low functioning.}}
{{quotebox|Seemed like he was kind of leading the shopping trip. He also was very close to her at all times. Co-Worker asked if they needed help Chris made sure to step so that he was between my Co-Worker and the girl.}}
{{quotebox|She paid.}}

These comments have yet to be confirmed as fact.

On 19 September 2023, Chris supposedly walked into a game store with her.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Undisclosed_parking_lot]]</ref>

On 1 [[October 2023]], Chris was spotted showing something on his device to her at {{w|River Ridge Mall}}. This was the clearest view of her face yet.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#River_Ridge_Mall]]</ref>

On 3 October 2023, Flutter was seen waiting in a car while Chris was shopping at Game Junkies.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Game_Junkies]]</ref>

On 20 [[December 2023]], around 7:30 PM, a video of her was taken at the Richmond International Airport. Her origin flight was from the Charlotte Douglas International Airport, but the starting destination is unknown.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Richmond_International_Airport]]</ref> Later that day, she was also spotted at a Sheetz in Henrico, VA, and afterwards driven away by Chris.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Sheetz_(December)]]</ref>

On 21 December 2023, Flutter and Chris were spotted at [[Bella|Isabella]]'s Italian Trattoria Restaurant in Lynchburg. Reddit user JacksonStarship speculated that Flutter paid for the meal, also noting that Chris "ate [[SpaghettiRoutine|spaghetti]] like a toddler." The user also reported that Chris hand-fed dessert to Flutter. JacksonStarship stated that Flutter did not appear mentally handicapped, nor did she appear an exceptionally young age. On several occasions she would keep Chris in check, stopping him from escalating situations. They were last seen walking away together in the parking lot.<ref name=isabellas></ref>

On 4 [[January 2024]], Chris and Flutter were photographed at Ultimate Comics in Cary, North Carolina while picking up tickets for the [[Animate! Raleigh]] convention.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Cary, North Carolina]]</ref> They were seen in attendance together on 5 January 2024, with Flutter wearing a face mask. On 6 January 2024, Chris and Flutter were seen outside of the Animate! convention, reportedly having been kicked out.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Raleigh Convention Center]]</ref>

On 23 [[March 2024]], Chris was spotted with Flutter at TJ Maxx in Lynchburg, VA, disproving rumors about her staying away from him due to the aftermath of Animate! Raleigh.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#TJ Maxx]]</ref>

Chris also had plans to go to [[BABSCon]] 2024 with her, but his two tickets were refunded due to the event staff being aware of his status on the internet. This is hinted at in his reply to BABSCon's email:<ref>[[BABSCon E-mails]]</ref>
{{quotebox|I was looking for an enjoyable, peaceful weekend with my friend that would have been more than very good and beneficial. But no, you dare deny us this simple pleasure as Pegasisters of the Brony Community.}}

On 4 [[April 2024]], Chris and Flutter were both spotted at the Arabia Shopping Centre in Helsinki, [[Finland]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Arabia Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref>

On 29 [[June 2024]], Chris and Flutter were spotted at River Ridge Mall, where they ate at Chick-fil-A and went to see a movie.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#River Ridge Mall (June)]]</ref> A few days later, on 5 [[July 2024|July]], they were seen together at a Walmart in Lynchburg.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Walmart (July)]]</ref> A week later, they were again seen shopping in Walmart, and the Reddit user watching them claimed that Flutter was speaking in a fake anime girl voice and that Chris was telling her how to bag food properly.<ref name=animegirl></ref> A few days later on July 16, they were spotted on the road driving towards Charlottesville, with Flutter sitting in the backseat.<ref>[[Sightings_(2024)#On_the_road]]</ref>

On 13 [[August 2024]], Chris and Flutter were spotted at River Ridge Mall and about a week later, they were spotted again, this time in Roanoke at {{w|Valley View Mall (Virginia)|Valley View Mall}}. The observers photographed them several times and even secretly recorded a video of them approaching and talking to Chris, with Flutter being behind Chris being silent and leaves without her face being shown on the video. However, two days later, one of the observers posted another photo of them from the same sighting, which marked the first time Flutter's face had been photographed since [[October 2023]].

On 28 [[September 2024]], Chris and Flutter were spotted walking in the {{w|Mall of Tripla|Mall of Tripla}} in Helsinki, [[Finland]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref> The observer recorded a brief clip of them walking together.

==Wariness==
Since late [[December 2023]], when Flutter returned to the spotlight, many people have joked about the inability of [[ween]]s to take a good photo of her. The first strong signals of this came to light on [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Richmond International Airport|December 20]], where she was noted by an observer to wear a face mask in public:
{{quoteboxgreen|yes I was on her flight, I noticed her almost immediately but she wore a mask the whole time, It was subconscious so I didn't think much of it other than "huh she looks familiar," but while she was leaving the airport chris was waiting for her he embraced her and said her name out loud, I was on the phone and couldn't make out what he said.}}
When the said person approached them later, Chris was against him taking pictures of themselves. The same behavior repeated [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Isabella's_Italian_Trattoria_Restaurant|a day later]]:
{{quoteboxpurple|As they walked out Chris commented to a passing family “a family night, that’s nice” or something like that, and Egg had to pull him through the door. I asked Chris for a photo as he was walking out and he got PISSED. But I still shook Chris’ hand. Wish I could’ve gotten better photos but it was kind of a formal dinner.}}
He has also stated Flutter didn't seem to be mentally handicapped and took on a near [[Barbara Chandler|motherly role]] during the visit.
{{quoteboxpurple|Egg didn’t say a word to me, I passed their table at 2 points. She wasn’t noticeably mentally handicapped and seemed to be keeping Chris in check to some degree}}
During [[Animate! Raleigh]], Flutter was seen with all of her face covered up by a face mask, sunglasses and her hair. Observers also noted her obsessive self-awareness at the event.
{{quoteboxblue|I am legit annoyed that you people cannot be bothered to get one clear photo or video. How hard can it be?}}
{{quoteboxorange|Genuinely this has been more difficult than you’d imagine. Flutter appears to be quite vigilant and unwilling (obviously) to appear in anything, especially candids. With her proximity to Chris it is not surprising there is a lack of high def photos}}

{{quoteboxorange|i was legitimately right beside them on an escalator yesterday without realizing and genuinely she is so hard to see. she has such self awareness compared to chris it is insane}}

==Gallery==
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File:Foodlionflutter.png|At Food Lion.
File:Walmartflutter.png|At Walmart.
File:Flutter.png|At River Ridge Mall.
File:CaryNC4Jan2024.jpeg|[[Sightings (2024)#Cary,North Carolina|Cary, NC]].
File:Photos-from-earlier-today-v0-zrbilxihwqac1.jpg|[[Animate! Raleigh]].
File:Chris chan & flutter with security raleigh.jpeg|With the Raleigh convention security guards.
File:Chris-chan-kicked-out-of-animate-raleigh-v0-alm3dykgevac1 cropped.jpg|Denied entry into [[Animate! Raleigh]].
File:ChrisFlutterTJMaxx23March.png|[[Sightings (2024)#TJ Maxx|TJ Maxx in Lynchburg]].
File:Chris&FlutterRidgeRiverMallJune2024.jpeg|[[Sightings (2024)#River Ridge Mall (June)|At River Ridge Mall]].
File:FlutterMinecraftSkin.jpg|A [[Minecraft]] skin of Flutter seen in [[June_2024_livestreams#Christ_Chan_Live_Stream:_OG_Cwcville_(Cwcville)-60_Minecraft|a livestream]].
File:Walmart 5Jul2024 2 (cropped).jpg|In parking lot at Walmart.
File:Walmart 5Jul2024 3 (cropped).png|In line at Walmart.
File:Walmart 12Jul2024 1 (cropped).jpg|At Walmart meat section.
File:CWC Flutter 13Aug2024 2.jpg|[[Sightings (2024)#River Ridge Mall (August)|At River Ridge Mall]].
File:Cwcflutterface-aug2024.jpg|At Valley View Mall.
File:Chris and Flutter at Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland.mov00001.png|At Mall of Tripla in Helsinki, Finland.
</gallery>
</center>

{{References}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
{{JailSaga}}
{{ThirdExile}}
{{RevelationsSaga}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Millennial Generation]]

Template:Christory/September 04

2024-09-04T00:28:00Z

Rezalon: link

{{Template:Christory Entry
|imagename = Foodlionflutter.png
|imagecaption = Chris can only aspire to be as "cool" as DJ Jamsta.
|text = Today in Christory;

In '''[[1998]]''', Chris records a KCWC "broadcast", with [[Barbara]] humoring him like a child and "calling in" to "request" a song for [[Bob|Bob's]] 71st birthday.
|link = KCWC
}}
{{Template:Christory Entry Addition
|text = In '''[[2000]]''', Chris releases Sonichu's News Dash Preview Issue #01, all in an attempt to get [[china]].
|link = Sonichu's News Dash
}}
{{Template:Christory Entry Addition
|text = In '''[[2015]]''', Chris releases new pages for the main [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu comic]] for the first time in over five years.
|link = Sonichu 11
}}
{{Christory Entry Addition
|text = Today, in '''[[2023]]''', Chris's car was spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]]. Later that day, Chris was also spotted at a Ruckersville Food Lion with [[Flutter|an unknown woman]].
|link = Flutter }}<noinclude>{{usage|1=See [[Template:Christory]] for usage.}}
[[Category:September|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

August 2024

2024-08-31T20:26:20Z

Rezalon: /* Notable events */ gonna need a source for this sense he clearly got one

{{ongoing}}
[[File:Cwcflutterface-aug2024.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris and Flutter in August.]]
'''August''' is the eighth month of [[2024]].

== Notable events ==
* '''1 August''' - The third anniversary of [[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest]].
* '''6 August''' - Chris makes a tweet saying he does not approve of the fan game ''[[Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_Adult_Chronicles#(Fanmade)_CWC_Adult_Chronicles|Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#Chris doesn't approve fan game]]</ref>
* '''9 August''' - The first anniversary of [[Jail Saga#Dismissal|Chris's case dismissal]].
* '''13 August''' - Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at River Ridge Mall.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#River Ridge Mall (August)]]</ref>
*'''14 August''' - Chris's [[YouTube#CwcvilleGuardian (February 2012 – July 2021; September 2023 – Present)|CwcvilleGuardian YouTube channel]] hits 100k subscribers<ref>https://archive.fo/tXiy9</ref> and he brags about it on Twitter.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#100K subs]]</ref> Chris also says that [[YouTube]] owes him a {{w|YouTube Creator Awards|YouTube Play Button}}.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#100K subs]]</ref>
*'''15 August''' - Chris makes tweets about reporting a [[G5]] post because he doesn't like it.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#When you Like a Tweet...]]</ref><ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#When you Dislike a Tweet... report it]]</ref>
*'''17 August''' - Bodycam footage of the [[2021]] [[Incest Arrest|incest arrest]] is released.<ref>[[Incest Arrest#Bodycam video]]</ref>
*'''19 August''' - Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at Valley View Mall. Chris was approached and a brief interaction was recorded. Later in the day, another photograph captures the first sight of Flutter's face since [[October 2023]]. <ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Valley View Mall]]</ref>
*'''25 August''' - Chris is spotted at a Target in [[Lynchburg]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Target (August)]]</ref>
**Chris reveals that he plans to vote for Kamala Harris in the upcoming presidential election.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#Support for Kamala Harris]]</ref>
*'''31 August''' - Chris uploads [[ITS DA BUTTON]], a video celebrating receiving his Silver Play Button from [[YouTube]], and says that his [[Sweetheart Search]] is over.

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None yet.

===Posts===
*[[August 2024 social media posts]]
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2024)#August]]

===Videos===
*[[ITS DA BUTTON]]
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Template:Did you know

2024-08-03T08:00:46Z

Rezalon: clarification

{{#switch: {{{1|{{#expr:{{#time:s}} mod 19}}}}}
|0=
*... that [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008|Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for]] [[PandaHalo]]?
*... that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]?
*... that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|five]] [[Mewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]] [[Helena Fiorenza#Pickchu|and an enabler-made OC]]?
*... that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*... that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*... that [[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails|Uri Geller]], a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
*... that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?
*... that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*... that [[Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
**... and that Chris was working on it!?
*... that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
|1=
*... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?
*... that [[BlueSpike]] was the [[ween]] in the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mkAw9Be-k JULAAAAAAAY call]?
*... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?
*... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]?
*... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*... that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?
*... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?
*... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?
*... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?
**... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment?
*... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]
|2=
*... that Chris was accused by [[trolls]] of killing [[BILLY MAYS]] because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?
*... that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters and [[imaginary friends]] into reality?
**... and that the new [[dimension]] will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
*... that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]?
**... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
**... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
*... that the [[trolls]] may have [[2012 Poster campaign|hired a skywriter]]?
*... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real?
*... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon 2018#Nowacking rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]?
|3=
*... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?
*... that Chris believes that ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|an accurate depiction]] of [[Chris and reality|reality]]?
**... and that in the days before [[Meditation#Astral projection|Astral projection]], a dance mat in his room was [[CWCville#Geography and location|one way]] to reach CWCville?
*... that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?
*... that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week?
*... that despite initially despising it, ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?
*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?
*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
**... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]?
*... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?
|4=
*... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]?
*... that YouTuber [[Geno Samuel]] has [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|a documentary series on Chris]] that is 85 episodes long, and still going?
**... and that Chris [[Geno Samuel DMs|has DMed him]] after seeing the series?
*... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
*... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?
*... that Chris recycled his own [[semen]] by drinking it?
**... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
**... and that Chris [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor|mixed semen with Fanta]]?
*... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
*... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats?
*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
**... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
* ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer?
|5=
*... that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
*... that Chris [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|stuck anal beads up his asshole]] but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit?
*... that you should [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|believe in the OCs]]?
*... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Bundychu]]?
**... and that [[Bundychu]] is friends with [[Bob Chandler]]?
*... that despite being the [[Chris and his ego|so-called]] [[CPU]] of the Commodore systems, Chris [[naive|doesn't know]] how to turn a [[Commodore 64]] on?
*... that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|snow]]?
*... that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]?
*... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?
*... that Chris drove [[Clyde Cash#Ryan|Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''?
|6=
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]?
*... that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?
*... that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0?
**... and that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
*... that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions?
*... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
*... that [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|MLPG5 doesn't exist]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
*... that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
*... that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?
*... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?
*... that [[Liquid Chris]] [[Kacey Call 11|has a nine inch]] [[Pickle|penis]]?
*... that Chris [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy|needs no bitches]]?
|7=
*... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
*... that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion people]] in his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]?
*... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?
*... that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?
*... that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?
*... that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in lulz?
*... that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?
*... that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
*... that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
*... that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]?
*... that {{w|Andrew and James Dall Houses|the house in Cleveland}} that [[Ohio trip|Chris was tricked into visiting]] is listed on the National Register of Historic Places?
*... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the [[Russia|Soviet's belt]], which is not good?
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*... that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
*... that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]?
*... that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 1.3% [[Super Mario Bros.|Italian]]?
*... that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?
*... that Chris [[Power|once knew a man from Nantucket]]?
*... that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with "More to Love"?
*... that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]?
*... that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
**... and that Chris [[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind|believed it too]]?
*... that Chris no longer lives at [[14 Branchland Court]] and instead lives in [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#Big Island|the house]] owned by [[Caden Peck]]?
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*... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]?
*... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?
*... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"?
*... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weening|ween]] mere hours later?
*... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?
**... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]?
*... that Chris thinks that those with [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true [[Autism|autistic]] people?
*... that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*... that Chris [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|once said that ''Pain'' is a fun game]], despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
*... that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
*... that [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call#Transcript|Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy?]]
|10=
*... that Chris hates the word "[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
**... and that Chris has no idea what [[Naïve]] actually means?
*... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?
*... that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?
*... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while his [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?
*... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]?
**... and that his [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?
**... and that his legal name is now [[Transgender|Christine]]?
*... that the [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[Krapple|/cow/]]?
*... that [[Ivy]] was real?
|11=
*... that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
**... and that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"?
*... that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched?
*... that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]?
**... and that Solid Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]?
*... that [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
*... that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]?
*... that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*... that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?
*... that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?
*... that [[OfficialCWCmart|Chris]] sells [[14 Branchland Court|driveway gravel]] for $15 a bag?
**... and that [[Ween|people]] actually buy it?
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*... that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?
*... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu the Animated Series|animated series]]?
*... that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
*... that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?
*... that Chris originally was a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#College Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at random) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
**... and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
*... that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?
*... that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu?
*... that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?
**... and that he's overdue for it [[Son-Chu#Chevrolet Aveo|even in his newest car]]?
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*... that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?
**... and that [[Weed|weed]] is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison?
*... that Chris [[Imaginary friends|had a conversation with]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while in a meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]?
**... and that Chris fired a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at Walsh [[Jackie Chat 5|in the same meeting]]?
**... and that this incident is what got him suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]?
*... that Chris insulted a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|mentally disabled]] fan?
*... that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
**... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?
*... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral the same day?
*... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?
**... and that Chris also believes [[Daniel Weston|one of his ancestors]] sailed aboard the ''Mayflower''?
*... that [[Keffals]] is an enabler of Chris at least since the [[Second Coming]]?

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*... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet?
*... that Chris believes that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC (27 December 2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?
*... that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008|real]]?
*... that Chris attempted to [[dox]] multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?
*... that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?
*... that Chris has dreamed about [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|having sex with his mom]]?
**... and that Chris [[Affair with Mother|has been charged with having sex with his mom]]?
**... and Chris got those charges dismissed?
*... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]?
**... and that [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|G5]] has caused World War III?
*... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
*... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?
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*... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity|fat]]?
*... that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
*... that Chris loves to give [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|a real date]] as a teenager or an adult?
*... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?
**... and that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?
*... that Chris [[Chris lost Crystal|recorded himself screaming at a toilet]]?
*... that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?
*... that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
*... that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Sonic's]] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|arms back]]?
*... that Chris rates jail [[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)| a 2/5]]?
|16=
*... that [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?
**... and that [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
**... and that [[July 2021 social media posts#Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert|Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps]] is another spiritual successor to that band?
*... that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?
**... and that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?
*... that Chris is a fan of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO1ITICo8MLHGAXR1uzFwjA OneyPlays], and [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|was amused by their impersonation of him]]?
*... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life [[Spirit possession|pretending to be possessed]] by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]?
*... that [[Ivy]] got Chris to watch ''[[Anime#The End of Evangelion|The End of Evangelion]]''?
*... that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?
*... that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
*... that [[BABSCon]] staff framed and displayed Chris's futile attempts for them to allow Chris to attend the event?
|17=
*... that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}?
*... that ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' rocks?
*... that Chris was featured on {{w|Fox News}}?
*... that Chris completed a commission tied to the [[:File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|Sneed's Feed and Seed]] joke from [[The Simpsons]]?
*... that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
*... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[Randy Stair]] (AKA [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew]] [[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Blaze]]) was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] made a cameo in a {{w|Dodie (singer)|dodie}} music video?
*... that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?
*... that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video?
*... that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]?
|18=
*... that the [[trolls]] behind the [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]] personas actually got married to each other in real life?
*... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'' is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?
*... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]?
**...and that [[BABSCon]] did the same thing in [[2024]] after Chris attempted to purchase tickets for the event?
*... that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is?
*... that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]?
*... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a [[Sonichu 11|Hybrid]]?
*... that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
*... that Chris used a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] for the first time in nearly a decade [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|after breaking up with]] [[Jessica Quinn]]?
*... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"JULAAAY!"]] video [[Jail Saga|while he was in jail]]?
*... that infamous lolcow [[Ethan Ralph]] [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]?
*... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in [[Chris in the media#Smiling Friends|Smiling Friends]]?
|19=
*... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]?
*... that Chris sends [[Holy Labels]] to people who send him letters to help them purify their drinks?
*... that Chris had an actual [[Fiona|True and Honest Sweetheart]] that got him arrested?
*... that Chris believes himself to be an incarnation of [[Chris and religion|Jesus of Nazareth]]?
*... that a group of trolls tried to [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|convert Chris to Islam]] in jail?
*... that Chris continues [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|his begging]] for hand-outs to [[debt|sustain the financial situation of 14BC]] even from behind bars?
**... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021| a cent]]?
*... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|Bible is ''The Simpsons'' and the Qur'an is ''Family Guy'']]?
*... that [[Son-chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way?
*... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments?
*... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]?
|20=
*... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"|denies being a lolcow]]?
*... that [[Barbara]] [[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022|is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician]]?
*... that Chris can [[Masturbation discussions|feel how sad and horny he is]] in his heart and solar plexus chakra?
*... that Chris [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat|admits]] [[Women's Rights]] didn't exist in [[CWCville]] until [[2017]]?
**... and that he blames it on the past Chris?
*... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on [[toys]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], which [[Chris and Money|could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for]]?
*... that Chris's full name and description is [[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022|"Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"]]?
*... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]?
*... that [[Count Graduon]] is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation?
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Affair with Mother

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:''This page is about the affair itself. For the leaks in which Chris describes incestuous acts, see [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]. For the subsequent legal consequences, see [[Jail Saga]]. For Chris's general stance on incest, see [[Chris and sex#Incest|here]].''

{{Honest}}
{{Misinfo|Chris had a felony charge of incest, not rape. This page discusses whether the affair was consensual or not, but ultimately can not confirm or deny it. No matter what you believe, please ''avoid calling Chris a rapist on this wiki'' as he has not been officially charged or confirmed to have raped Barb. Also of note is that ''Barb has not been confirmed to have dementia'', despite heavy speculation. Additionally, Chris has a habit of changing up stories of past events from time to time, so take his countless recollections with a grain of salt.}}
{{Protip|Like "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAYYY]]" and "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" before it, "BARBUSSY" has quickly become an overused, [[Weening|weenish]] meme. Consider retaining your dignity by not spamming it at Chris.}}

{{quote|Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, [[Honest Content|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother]].|Chris on [[Facebook]] in [[2016]]. Chris would act on his instincts five years later.<ref name=dream>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>}}
{{quote|You're supposed to say: "Turn me loose, you silly goose!" '''...You used to do that more flirtingly.'''|Chris while forcefully embracing [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}
[[File:SoulBonding.jpg|thumb|An artist's interpretation of the act. ([[For Julie's Eyes Only|We can only imagine that Chris shouted "BARBAAAY!" at least once when this happened.]])]]
For years, trolls joked that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his desperation to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]], would eventually turn to [[Barbara|his mom]] based on his occasional off‐putting comments about her and their constant proximity to one another. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though — but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.

Chris and Barb's '''incestuous affair''' most likely began on 27 [[June 2021]],<ref name=call>[[Incest call#Transcript]]</ref><ref name=wct/> but [[June 2021 social media posts|his social media presence in]] earlier in the month, may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date, Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.

On 27 July 2021, during a call with [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke]], [[Honest Content|Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition]],<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref> also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her.<ref name=deviant>[[Incest Texts]]</ref> He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's father [[Bob]], who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her {{w|G-spot}}.

Files were leaked to the public the following night,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/</ref> and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July. In early August 2021, Chris was [[Jail Saga|arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and was held without bail]].

Chris was kept in jail or in a mental hospital until 27 [[March 2023]], at which point he was released. His incest charge was outright dropped in [[August 2023]], and he did not have to register as a sex offender. He has [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|commented on the charge against him]] numerous times since his arrest and denied that he and his mother had sex, despite previous admission to the contrary. Due to the [[Ween|weens]] abusing the donation system on his livestreams to spam such messages, he had come up with a lot of excuses, from claiming that "[[October 2023 livestreams#The Return of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| [he has] been forgiven and cleansed of any and all sins of [his], period"]], to stating that [[List of Chris's lies|it happened in another timeline]].

==Background and foreshadowing==
{{Needs Updating|[[Lonely feelings]], [[Teen Troon Squad chats]]}}

[[File:July28BeautyArtwork.jpg|thumb|left|400px|Note the talk of "soul bonding" in the right-hand corner.]]

In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adulthood mixed with the emotionally abusive control tactics she implemented against both him and Bob. It was keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris had used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many Christorians have noted that potential hints or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. In a [[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!|2010 voice chat]] between various [[PVCC]] forum members, [[Kim Wilson]] talked about a discussion where Chris revealed he was spooning his mother on a regular basis. She also revealed that Chris told her that he'd once had a [[Dreams|wet dream]] about Barb as an Egyptian belly dancer. When asked by Emily if he'd repopulate the planet if he and his mother were the only two people left in existence, Chris went silent and then denied any desire to have sex with his mother.

[[File:CWCTablet25Jul2021.jpg|thumb|"Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever", a video Chris watched on 25 July 2021, days before he bragged about incestuous acts on his mother.<ref>Date can be seen in [[:File:SuitressTablet.jpg]]</ref>]]

As early as October 2015, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement for the [[pepper spray]] incident, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref> As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]], referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Furthermore, in August 2016, Chris admitted to having [[Dreams#Mother_dreams|dreams of having sex with his mother]] in a Facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother".<ref name=dream></ref> Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwi Farms that following the [[2014 house fire]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating, "I am not a '[[wikipedia:Norman Bates|Bates]]'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>

According to both [[Bella]] and [[MKRNightVee]], Chris brought up the dreams of sex with his mother again to them in private conversations. In a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server, Bella mentioned that Chris, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as Sonichu, brought up that he had a dream of having sex with his mother, to which Bella replied that it was weird and questioned what it meant, to which an offended Chris asked if she was calling Chris weird.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> On 30 [[July 2021]], MKR commented about the leak of the incest news and mentioned that Chris had told her about sexual dreams with his mother and that MKR dismissed it as one of Chris's many crazy dreams.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1421182090586988549 (archive: https://archive.ph/Scjbk)</ref>

On 5 [[July 2021]], [[Kiwi_Farms_posts_(Null)#Chris's_"girlfriend"|Chris revealed that he was having sex with]] [[Barbara_Chandler#Early_life|an older woman with a background in accounting, and whom he had known for a long time]] to [[Null]] in confidence. Null, having no idea [[Barbara_Chandler|who Chris was talking about]], praised Chris for [[Honest_Content|managing to keep something secret for once]] and encouraged Chris to keep their relationship secret to protect her identity.

On 25 [[July 2021]], Chris watched a [[WatchMojo]] video "Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever".<ref>[[Fiona DMs#Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever]]</ref> [[July 2021 social media posts#Beauty artwork|Chris released a piece of artwork on his Twitter feed]] on 28 [[July 2021]], showing "soul-bonding" between an elderly Libra woman (which Barb is) and a younger woman that suspiciously looks like [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]], clandestinely hinting at the horrifying affair that was just days from being revealed (the only major inconsistency is that Chris is a Pisces and appears elsewhere in the picture with the correct sign).

Chris had stated [[Lonely feelings|in a conversation]] he had with [[Watchmen]] members that he had feelings of loneliness and wanted to get some action with a real, physical woman. Unfortunately for everyone, Chris's desires would lead him to a very dark place...

== The affair ==

On 27 June 2021, Chris began to engage in incest with his mother.<ref name=call/><ref name=wct>[[WCT DMs#New sweetheart]]</ref> Chris claimed he "approached her with care and caution," and that Barb even made the "first move".<ref name=call/>

When pressed for details on the dirty deed, Chris has shown an unsurprising lack of [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] for his actions, stating that his actions were ordained by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus Himself]]. If anything, he was more upset that [[Bella]], [[Null]], [[Dillin]], and other people ratted him out [[Honest Content|after he provided a confession to a felony]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref>

=== The gory details ===

{{Protip|[[Fabricated BDSM texts|Texts purporting BDSM roleplay]] are fakes doctored by Bella. With that said, this list is still not entirely reliable, as details may vary and because Chris is [[List of Chris's lies|typically not interested in honesty in these scenarios]].}}
[[File:SurrealIncest.png|thumb|A surreal depiction of the events]]
In case you have some kind of morbid curiosity of how the affair could have went down, here is a list of "activities" that Chris had allegedly done to/with his mother:

[[File:i_am_vomit.png|thumb|right|250px|The average reaction to what happened...]]

#'''Massages'''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Signature sex move]]</ref> - Presumably full-body ones since it included her thighs (and her face for some reason); this is probably the same type of massage he gave to [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris also claimed in a chat with [[The WCT]] that he had bought massaging oil and made the claim that it is perfect to use on one's lover. <ref>[[WCT DMs#Massage oil and dream]]</ref>
#'''Kissing''' - Apparently did not involve tongues.
#'''Outer Course''' - Rubbing her pussy with his fingers and hands, this happened at least twice before the next step, probably more.
#'''Intercourse''' - By this, he means fingering her. It apparently hurt her when he did so.
#'''Cunnilingus''' - Eating her out, [[Chris and his ego|claims he's good at it]]. There is no information about whether she returned the favor. <ref name=deviant/>
#'''Penetration''' - Vaginal, apparently with the use of a condom, he proceeded to get himself tested for STIs afterward anyway.
#'''Cuddling''' - According to a letter from jail, Chris supposedly "cuddled" with Barb in the times of incest.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

According to [[Null]], Chris had been buying large amounts of sex toys and lingerie from [[Adam & Eve]] for several months prior to committing his acts. What sex toys Chris potentially used, if any, is uncertain.

===Negligee===
{{Main|Negligee}}
[[File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|thumb|100px|left|A photo of Chris wearing the negligee in front of a fan.]]
Chris stated that he purchased a negligee and claimed that Barb approved of the idea.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> This was eventually confirmed on 3 March 2022, when a Reddit fan posted photos of themselves with Chris in the negligee.

{{clear}}

==Rationalizations==
Chris has rationalized the affair in multiple ways.

*'''Divine approval''' - Chris claimed in the [[Incest Call]] that God told him the incest was okay.

*'''Soul-Bonding and Healing''' - In a jail letter that [[Emanuel]] told him to have sex with Barb in order to "heal" her and "cleanse her of her sins".<ref name=letter/> In a later letter, Chris mentions that "Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex" which implies that it ''can'' be.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 16_November_2021]]</ref> He described soul-bonding as "the Bonding and Union of Auras (Energy Fields) between at least two individuals."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris seems to be under the impression that if he didn't engage in this "healing" then Barbara would have died or been more heavily injured by her [[November 2021]] car accident, completely ignoring the fact that if Chris had not engaged in it, chances are Barb wouldn't have been in a car accident at all, since she wouldn't have been forced to drive on her own due to her son's absence.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 11 January 2022]]</ref>

*'''Defense measure against Sockness''' - Chris claimed that "my having had sex is also a defense mechanism in regards to [[Sockness]] and what he had/may have in mind with me and being near me," referring to Sockness's history of scheming to have sex with Chris, and that Chris planned to use the fact of his affair as a "truth bomb" to deter Sockness.<ref name=soulbonding>[[Bella chats#Soul Bonding]]</ref>

Later on, he dropped the act and started outright denying the event altogether. This did not work.

==Awareness of wrongdoing==
Chris was aware of the illegal nature of incest. In August 2016, he read a news article on the topic of a mother and son charged with incest and commented on Facebook about it, defending the two and saying they should not be sent to jail.<ref name=dream></ref>

Five years later, in the midst of his own affair with his mother, Chris still demonstrated awareness that the action was illegal. While he desired to discuss the affair with people, he first concocted a cover story in which he used misleading euphemisms such as "lady friend" to describe his sexual partner and claimed that the supposed lady friend and Barb had met each other<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref><ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris describes his lady friend]]</ref> and he insisted on keeping the identity of the lady friend secret,<ref name=soulbonding></ref><ref name=null>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref><ref name=wct></ref> though he dropped hints such as age<ref name=soulbonding></ref> and employment history.<ref name=null></ref>

After a month of using his cover story, Chris decided to push further and tell someone that his mother was the sexual partner. He selected [[Bella]]. Before telling her, Chris first tried to manipulate her into keeping silent on what he would say by using a guilt trip.

{{quote|And I ask you Not to Overthink or ask for further details in pressing on. That is not a good thing to do.|Chris to Bella, 17 July 2021<ref name=soulbonding></ref>}}

Over a week later, Chris, ready to divulge his secret, first claimed to Bella that he was uncertain of telling her as he was concerned about the government hacking into the conversation, which backfired on Chris as this tipped off Bella into suspecting that he was about to discuss an illegal act.<ref>[[Bella and Fiona chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref>

{{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is.

I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods|Chris, prior to the [[Incest Call]].<ref name=spill></ref>}}

Within the same conversation, Chris recommended using the encrypted text/video call app Signal (having used it to communicate with [[Null]]), which Bella agreed to download.<ref name=spill></ref>

After Chris's conversations about committing incest were publicly leaked, [[The WCT]] sent Chris messages over [[Discord]] asking him what had happened. Chris gave an explanation, then began deleting his messages. Chris requested that The WCT delete his side of the conversation as well, which WCT obliged (though had taken screenshots in real time to discuss with [[The Knights of CWC]]).<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref>

==Leaks==
{{main|Incest Call|Incest Texts}}
In the leaks, Chris admits that he and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris rubbing his mother and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.

{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. Then she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played with down there by hand.|Text message from Chris.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics." The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to [[Dillin Thomas]].<ref name="admission">[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris confesses to Dillin Thomas]]</ref>

Prior to the allegations being revealed to the public, Chris informed [[Bella]], [[Null]], and [[The WCT]] about the fact that he found a [[boyfriend-free girl]], although he wanted her identity to remain secret. He offered multiple hints about the identity of his new [[sweetheart]] but told Null that he wanted him to figure out who it was. Null was initially skeptical of the incest claims since the [[Idea Guys]] previously coerced him into recording a (then untrue) statement that he had raped Barb and believed that this could be another instance of similar manipulation. Null hypothesized that Chris was attempting to protect the identity of his new girlfriend by making up an elaborate lie, but eventually came to realize that Chris had been having frequent sex with Barb upon reviewing Chris's hints.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's "girlfriend"]]</ref>

After this information eventually came to light, Chris indicated that it was "drama" and that he only intended to share the information to [[Messiah complex|test his followers]], whom he trusted not to share the information with the public at large despite incest being illegal. Chris later compared Null to {{w|Judas Iscariot}} for "betraying" him by trusting him with such [[Honest Content]]. [[Chris and remorse|Chris being Chris]], he seems to be more upset over the fact that [[Honest Content|trusting people not to leak evidence of a criminal act]] led to [[Jail Saga|serious, life-changing consequences for him]] than the idea that he may have caused harm to Barb, and as multiple [[jail letters]] show, he does not have guilt over the fact that he did something illegal (not to mention he clearly hasn't learned from ''years'' of experience that [[Honest Content|constantly sharing personal information at the drop of a hat]], be it embarrassing or '''incriminating''' in this case, invariably comes back to bite him in the rear later on).

== Was it consensual? ==

{{Protip| The following information should not be taken as definite proof that Chris raped Barb or not; this is simply a list of evidence that Chris has provided himself, which due to Chris's habit of lying for the pettiest of reasons, can be seen as unreliable by some. Due to the sensitive nature of this topic, please avoid saying for sure if Chris did or did not rape Barb.}}

On the CWCki, there are two main camps that people fall into when discussing this topic:
There are people who believe the affair to be abusive or even flat-out rape, while there are other people who believe the affair was consensual between the two.

The following list contains many common points of argument for both sides but also a counterargument for each and every one.

The evidence for the affair being nonconsensual is as follows:

* Barb has been speculated to be suffering from dementia or some other form of mental decline; there are too many videos of her displaying symptoms to list, but this could be her intentionally faking it for sympathy donations. Also, some have pointed out that Barb was quite cognizant in other recent videos, adding weight to the theory that her behavior in the begging videos could have been exaggerated.
* Chris mentioned during [[Incest Texts]] that Barb told him to stop during his attempts to finger her; however, this would have been Chris's first time fingering a woman ([[Mia Hamm]] didn't allow him to do so during their times together) and Chris mentioned this act hurt Barb at first; meaning Barb could have been stopping him from his attempts due to the pain but otherwise consented to be fingered.
* Chris, during the [[Incest Call]], mentions that Barb seemed partially confused at first; However, Chris did say she "came around," so it's possible he was referring to his advances towards her, and she wasn't of sound mind at that point.
* Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)]] that Barb was "Zombie-like" and in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]] that she had "fridgid mental activity and physical ability like a scared deer in headlights nearly ALL the time"; while damning (if true), it's worth mentioning that Chris during the letter is begging Kenneth for assistance in moving Barb out of the house, arguing that Barb simply cannot take care of herself. Chris, being Chris, could simply not know the implications of what he's actually saying, and it's quite possible that Chris is desperately lying since Kenneth disapproved of the idea unless there was no other option for Barb.

The evidence for the affair being consensual are as follows:

* Chris and Barbara's relationship is infamously creepy and way too close for comfort; this is the main source of people believing the affair was consensual and for good reason. Barb would often yell at Chris if he didn't share a bed with her, and Chris has admitted numerous times that he spoons with her (after Bob's death). They were also often seen talking to each other and even holding each other as if they were husband and wife for a long time before the affair began. Barb is infamous for being horribly [[Chris and manipulation|manipulative]] for her own personal gain, and she does not see any problem with coddling and emotionally blackmailing Chris in order to go along with what she wants to do (usually money or food-related stuff); with this in mind, while their relationship is definitely unhealthy for a mother and son to have, it does not prove that Barb was interested in an incestuous affair with Chris.
* Chris claimed to Null during his temporary homelessness in [[Null DMs|a direct message]] that the affair was definitely consensual; however, [[Honest Content|even somebody like Chris]] would probably hesitate to admit raping their own mother, especially to their main benefactor at the time.
* Chris boasted during the [[Incest Call]] that Barb was "having a good time" and even claimed that he let her make the first move; even if this is true, it does not rule out that Chris hadn't coerced or otherwise manipulated her into having sex with him since he did mention in the same call that she was "partially confused at first." Chris's idea of approaching a love interest with "care and caution" '''does not''' translate to consent or even consideration for somebody else's feelings; his idea of nervous behavior around [[Kacey]], for example, included touching her multiple times without her consent and his interactions with [[Megan]] which he describes as "friendly" also included a lot of unwanted attempts to hug and kiss her.
* In [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]], Chris claimed that after he lost his virginity to Mia Hamm and told his mom about it, Barb stated that she would have had sex with him herself; while this does sound like Barb offering herself to Chris, there is a massive possibility that Barb was simply saying he could [[Attraction Sign|pull women without paying them]]. Though definitely creepy, it does not mean she actually wanted sex with him and even if she did, the quote came from a decade beforehand so this would not count as consent.

In the end, we will perhaps never honestly know; Barb is apparently not willing to comment or give any further details (and thankfully, nobody has pressed her on such), and Chris is currently shifting the blame on a [[Shattered Glass Universe|supposed counterpart from another dimension]]. If Chris was formally charged and sentenced with felony incest (or perhaps rape), it could've been a case of Chris simply piling on tons of poorly worded evidence against himself [[Honest Content|(as he's done throughout most of his life)]]; but even since Chris's charge was dismissed, it could be seen as yet another example of the criminal justice system [[Honor roll|going easy]] on [[Autism|somebody with special needs]].

Ironically, despite this being one of the most critical moments in Chris's life, a life that has been documented extensively down to the finest detail, we continue to and will likely never know the essential details of it. What makes this even more unique is that the truth cannot be obtained from any trolls but from Chris and Barb themselves. Chris, being a notorious liar, will never tell the truth. The only one who can is Barb, assuming she is still lucid.

==Chris's Comments on the Affair post-incarceration==
{{Needs Updating|[[Keffals videos#The Chris Chan Interview]]}}
During the incarceration that followed Chris's incest with his mother, he had communicated numerous times with members of the public via letters and telephone calls. Some of those letters (and one recorded phone call which has been publicly shared) contain commentary by Chris regarding the charges for which he was in jail. The first publicly available letter in which Chris touches on the subject of the alleged incest was written on [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|19 September 2021]]. In it, Chris appears to strongly imply that he, indeed, had sex with Barbara. Chris's comments on the affair are tied with the elaboration of his previously expressed delusions of Godhood. He reveals having realized himself to be the present-day reincarnation of Jesus Christ. The supreme Goddess Emanuelle had ordered him to purify Barbara of her sins and improve her abilities. In his description of how this was done, Chris writes that he and his mother "mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked." No explicit details are provided, but the rest of the letter strongly implies that sexual acts were included in Chris's "healing" of Barbara. Chris goes on to write that the healing he performed on his mother was similarly done by him on other individuals during his previous life as Jesus Christ, though the details of said healings were omitted from the Bible. Chris then goes on to inform the letter's recipient that "We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry" [sic]; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, and Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades?" While the word "adultery" is typically used to refer to marital infidelity, it appears that in this letter, it is intended to mean all acts that go against traditional sexual morality (i.e., what Christians have usually called "fornication"). By grouping the "healing" of Barbara in the same category as intimate relations between members of the same sex, Chris strongly implies that the "healing" of Barbara likewise included romantic and sexual acts. Chris's defense of the "healing" on the counts that all those who were involved in it were both willing and above the legal age of consent further enhances the impression that it was at least partially sexual in nature.

While the 19 September letter was just a few baby steps away from being an explicit admission of incest, it did not take long for Chris to become more coy as to whether or not incest between himself and Barb had occurred. In a [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|1 November 2021 telephone call]], Chris fails to either explicitly deny or acknowledge that he and Barb had sex. The same ambiguousness regarding the truthfulness of the charges against him can be seen in a letter written on [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|16 November 2021]].

At some point, Chris changed his side of the story and began to outright deny that there was ever any sexual intimacy between him and his mother. Regarding public evidence, Chris first explicitly denied the charges against him in the [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022 jail letter]]. In the same letter, Chris alleges that in [[May 2012]], Barbara made sexual advances towards him after he revealed to her that he had paid a prostitute a month beforehand. He goes on to write that after the death of Bob, Barb came to see Chris as a husband-like figure. Further denials that Chris ever had sexual relations with Barb appear in jail letters written on [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|1 June]] and [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022]]. Chris does acknowledge that prior to his arrest, he told others that he had sex with Barb, but by now, he claims that those admissions were false. As he wrote in the 4 June 2022 letter: "I have never had sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to Divinely Test everyone." In the letters from 19 September 2021 and 16 November 2021, Chris claimed that his pre-arrest admissions were made to test specific individuals, but (at least as far as public evidence goes) only from May 2022 did Chris begin to claim that these admissions were false.

On 17 October 2023 Chris uploaded [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]], in which he [[List of Chris's lies|claims]] that he never had sex with Barb and was proven innocent in a court of law. On a [[November_2023_livestreams#Simple_Existential_Q&A|10 November livestream]], Chris claimed that he accessed memories from an alternate timeline to avoid being sent to jail by [[Bella]] and meeting [[Sockness]] at [[Everfree Northwest]]. On a [[December_2023_livestreams#Over_the_shoulder_colouring_stream|22 December livestream]], Chris once again changed his side of the story by claiming that his counterpart in the [[Dimensions#Shattered_Glass_Dimension|Shattered Glass Universe]] was the one who committed incest with Barb.

==Consequences==
{{Main|Jail Saga}}
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest – sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. Chris was swiftly removed from his home by an Emergency Protective Order and then arrested the next day. In the wake of his charges, Chris was [[banned]] from [[Patreon]] and [[Tapas]]. Collaborators who had once worked with him withdrew, such as ''[[The Binding of Isaac]]'' card game creator canceling a card he had requested Chris contribute, the band who released [[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]] pulling it from sale, and [[Null]] offering refunds for [[Kiwi Farms silver coin|silver coins]] featuring Chris's likeness and stating he would never again sell items with direct reference to Chris.

Since then, he was held without bail in Central Virginia Regional Jail before getting transferred to [[Western State Hospital]], awaiting trial.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Press release]</ref> On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to CVRJ. In [[March 2023]], Chris was released from jail.

===Chris and Barbara's relationship===
{{Needs Updating|Citations}}
Chris and Barbara's relationship deteriorated during Chris's stay in jail. In a jail letter, Chris mentioned that Barb had ceased communicating with him. During the summer of 2022, Chris began to speak ill of Barb in his letters, insulting and making spurious claims about her, even blaming her for his situation.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref> While still in jail, Chris began planning for his housing post-release. In light of a restraining order being placed on Chris preventing him from contact with Barb<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref>, Chris believed he deserved to live in [[14 Branchland Court]] over Barb and requested his [[enablers]] assist him with a [[Kickstarter]] fundraiser to bribe Barb into moving into senior housing, claiming that [[Caden]] was helping with this scheme and that it was his initial idea.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>
Since his release, Chris has become increasingly resentful of Barb, and despite his dependence of her in the past, has dropped her like a hot potato.

=== Is the Affair still going now? ===

{{Protip| As horrifying as the implications are of Chris's actions and what he could potentially be doing, there is no definitive proof that Chris is continuing his incestuous relationship with his mother. Even if he is, and even if you believe he is abusing her, please refrain from calling [[A-logging|for vigilante justice]]. If evidence ever comes out about Chris abusing Barb, the thing to do if you're concerned is to contact the local authorities; they will handle the situation in a lawful manner.}}

With Chris's release from jail and the subsequent dismissal of his case, Chris has returned to haunt Barb at least twice. While [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#14 Branchland Court|the first one]] was just Chris reclaiming his stuff, [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#14 Branchland Court (November)|the second time around]] Chris also claimed to have taken her out shopping, which might imply he does it at least semi-regularly, although he hasn't been sighted there ever since. The most recent visit Chris has made to Barb's place was in [[April 2024]] to [[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple|collect rocks from the driveway]] to [[OfficialCWCmart|sell]] on [[Etsy]].

On one hand, many could argue that Chris has learned his lesson and is scared enough about going to jail that he would refrain from continuing their affair. As stubborn as he can be about changing his attitude, it should be noted that incarceration is one of the few things that can get Chris to behave himself afterward. [[2015]] was notable for Chris [[Law|mostly behaving himself]] for the entire year due to a measly single day in jail. Thus, one could logically argue that a whole 2 years would shake Chris up enough not to touch Barb again.

However, [[Remorse|Chris doesn't think he did anything wrong]]. In fact, he has outright stated in his many [[jail communications]] that he believed he was actually doing a good thing for Barb by "spiritually healing her" with his actions. Chris is aware that his actions are illegal; even years prior he knew [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts| that incest was illegal]] but infamously still encouraged it at the time, and would go on to commit the acts himself many years later. Chris has also been deliberately keeping a low profile for once in his life, with him having [[Flutter|only]] [[Helena Fiorenza|two]] known communications with the outside world. It is entirely possible that Chris has not learned his actions were wrong and shouldn't be repeated, but instead that he should keep his mouth shut about it.

==Fan videos==

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|name = Chris-Chan and his mom every 3rd night since June 27
|ytid = mjARTrVL_0w
|stardate = 10 Aug 2021
|maker = American Goblin
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Chris Chan be like..
|ytid = Srz73CkOgwQ
|stardate = 2 Aug 2021
|maker = Through Time and Space
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = KOMM, SÜßER CHRIS [The End of Sonichu]
|ytid = y29G4qaZvG8
|stardate = 14 July 2020
|maker = DookuVEVO
}}

==See also==
{{FanArt}}
*[[Incest Arrest]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and the law]]
*[[Jail Saga]]
*[[Soul Bonding]]
*[[The Binding of Isaac‎]]
*[[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]]

{{Notes}}
{{References}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}

[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

Joshua Martinez

2024-05-18T21:52:37Z

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{{quote|Josh can't stand him, but Chris is always trying to hang out with him. I think Josh is the ONE man his age that he can stand being around.|PodMonkey, a troll that knew [[Chris]] and the [[Jerkops]] IRL}}

{{Infobox Person
|image = JoshMartinez.jpg
|name = Joshua Martinez
|label1 = Date of Birth
|data1 = 1982 <ref>Most likely, due to him and Chris being in the same classes</ref>
|aliases = Josh [[Vanessa Hudgens]] [[Lori Lopez]]
|gender = Male
|race = Hispanic
|nationality = [[American]]
}}

'''Joshua Martinez''' was an old friend of Chris, who he met at [[James Madison University]], as they both attended speech therapy together. After Chris stopped attending speech therapy they remained as acquaintances, occasionally meeting up. In [[2007]], after discovering Chris's [[internet]] infamy, he became an early troll, pretending to be a woman named [[Lori Lopez]], which made him first person to ever catfish Chris. He came back in [[2009]] with a much more ambitious trolling plan, where he pretended to be [[Vanessa Hudgens]] trying to get Chris to cheat on [[Ivy]]. This effort would be foiled by [[Rocky Shoemaker]] who was planning to go the police about this. Unsurprisingly, Josh disappeared from the trolling scene after this, and has never been heard from again.

==Relationship with Chris==
According to Chris, Josh lived in [[wikipedia:Dyke, Virginia|Dyke]], a rural community west of [[Ruckersville]]. They carpooled to [[James Madison University]] in [[Wikipedia:Harrisonburg, Virginia|Harrisonburg]] for speech therapy when they were children. Josh had to attend speech therapy because of his thick [[Spanish]] accent.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> While in Harrisonburg, they would play at Purcell Park and on the abandoned airplane nearby, an experience Chris would fondly remember years later in his video [[A browsing around an ol' playground]]. Chris considers Josh his second closest childhood friend, after [[Sarah Hammer]]<ref>[[Warhol Tweets#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref>.

After Chris finished high school and returned to Ruckersville in [[2000]], he and Josh apparently reconnected. They hung out at restaurants including [[wikipedia:TGI Fridays|TGI Fridays]] and [[Country Cookin]], where Chris would usually pay the bill for both of them. On one occasion, Chris had no money for food, so Josh paid for his own meal and ate while Chris looked on in envy.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Stalking]]</ref>

==Lori Lopez==
[[Image:Lori.jpg|thumb|Lori Lopez]]
'''Lori Lopez''' is a non-existent [[boyfriend-free girl]] whom Joshua Martinez created in order to troll [[Chris]].

In an email to [[Anna McLerran|Anna]] on 5 [[November 2007]], Chris revealed Lori for the first time.

{{quotebox|
Joshua found a gal who WAS interested in me, after reading about me in my [[MySpace]] profile at least.

Her name is Lori Lopez. I chatted with her through AOL Instant Message last night... <3<3<3 She was really sweet, and not only did I have a great time getting to know her, but... *blush* I got turned on. I know that she works (at a car lot, I think), she is 23, brunette, brown eyes, and she is a mix of American and [[Chris and race#Hispanics|Spanish]]. If you've watched the movie, "[[Wikipedia:Into the Blue|Into the Blue]]," the starring woman, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Alba|Jessica Alba]] is an American/Spanish mix as well.

I'm keeping the Sweetheart Search details on my profile until I know for certain that Lori is really to be my Sweetheart. :)
}}

On 18 November, Chris sent the following image to [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]].

{{quotebox|
This is Lori; the girl my buddy Joshua is hooking me up with. She had it done at JMU; that's why it has her name on it.
}}

The image of Lori is actually an image of Vanessa Hudgens, and the name Vanessa is even written on the image of Lori. This was likely an inspiration for Josh's next trolling scheme, [[2009|two years later]], where he impersonated Vanessa directly.

Chris and Lori's relationship ended when Lori confessed that she was in love with Josh instead of him.

==Chris counterattacks==
After Chris discovered he had become a lolcow, he tried diverting the attention from himself to Joshua with gems like the following edit to his [[ED]] page. Since Chris was still of the belief that trolls went after him [[Chris and his ego|because he was so amazing and talented]] at the time, the reasoning he gives for the unknowable hordes of the Internet to descend upon Josh amount to a weird ramble about how successful in life and sex Josh is.

{{quote|--- Look, pal, if you REALLY WANT to TAKE DOWN someone who HAS a REPUTATION, consider one JOSHUA MARTINEZ.

Ladies come a runnin' from at least as far as New York City to his house in [[China|Dyke]], VA; not just any ladies, but STARS like Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson and plenty other [[women's rights|whores]]. He also has been Piggy-Backing on the Stardom of Vanessa Hudgens; singing with her in her Latino Albums, and starring with her in various HBO movies, and even worse, [[Transformers|TRANSFORMERS]] 2. He has her and some other gal named Brittany for BOTH HIS SIMULTANEOUS GIRLFRIENDS; DUAL Marriage in the works here.

He's a more LUCKY S.O.B. than I can ever surmount to.

RUIN HIS REPUTATION.

Joshua Martinez.

PS YOU DID NOT HEAR THIS WHOLE THING FROM ME.|Chris thanking Josh for saving him $22.49 for a [[Nintendo]] Wii<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947]</ref>}}

==Vanessa Hudgens==
[[Image:Joshua deceived me.jpg|thumb|Oh noes!]]

{{main|Vanessa Hudgens}}

In early [[2009]], Josh served as a sort of Eastern Front for the trolling war on Chris, as he impersonated Vanessa Hudgens.

The trolling culminated in Josh attempting to sell a "special" [[PSP]] to Chris intended for "Vanessa." He was foiled when trolls suspected that Josh was doing so for personal gain and not simply for the lulz. Josh isn't exactly too bright either — see the [[Vanessa Hudgens#Vanessa AIM Chats|Vanessa chats]] for ample evidence of his limited imagination and clumsy attempts to manipulate Chris — and Chris's dalliances with Vanessa were also interfering with the success of [[Ivy]]. Josh's involvement ended and Chris canceled the check for the PSP according to Ivy's instructions, yet Chris refused to return it because "Vanessa would be upset." It was a knock-down, drag-out case of retard vs. retard.

Chris's parents were furious at Josh, and actually went to the police in an attempt to bring him in for conning Chris out of his cash. However, during that very visit, Bob and Barb found out that Chris was stealing money from them, prompting Bob to deny police assistance for fear that Chris could be implicated. He instead announced his intention to take Josh to small claims court, but it's unknown what, if anything, came of this. This visit also saw [[Rocky Shoemaker]] get involved to investigate the trolls (against Bob and Barb's wishes), ultimately ending the Ivy operation alongside the Vanessa operation.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The End]]</ref>

The [[Vanessa AIM Chats]] were leaked after Josh gave them to the [[CWCki]] editor [[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]], which apparently didn't take much convincing to do. After the threat of police, Joshua has unsurprisingly completely stopped trolling Chris, or interacting with him in any form. As such, his role in Christory is considered to have ended.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Joshohshi.jpg|Josh being the badass Chris thinks he is
Image:JoshMartinez.jpg|A more recent photo of Virginia's answer to Antonio Banderas
Image:Martinezstrong.jpg|Josh is [[I AM STRONG|STRONG]]
</gallery>
</center>

==References==
<references/>

{{ChildhoodSaga}}
{{VanessaSaga}}
{{People}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Martinez, Joshua}}
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Vanessa Saga]]

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2024-03-26T02:04:57Z

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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''25 March'''
**Chris is '''[[Sightings (2024)#Target Parking Lot|spotted in a parking lot]]''' near Target in Lynchburg, VA.
**Chris accidentaly presses the livestream button trying to record another song for the [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series. [[Honor roll|Twice]].

*'''24 March''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Yo Ya]]'''.
*'''23 March''' - Chris is spotted with [[Flutter]] at '''[[Sightings_(2024)#TJ_Maxx|TJ Maxx]]'''.
*'''18 March'''
**Chris rants yet again on [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|MLP Generation 5]] in '''[[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]]'''.
**Chris is spotted at '''[[Sightings (2024)#River Ridge Mall (March, second sighting)|River Ridge Mall]]'''.
*'''17 March''' - Chris '''[[March 2024 social media posts#Happy Sonichu Day|marks Sonichu Day]]''' but tells his audience that he considers it the day he discovered Sonichu, and that the birthday is 20 April (a retconned belief he has held since the [[Idea Guys]]).
*'''16 March''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan Bloom]]'''.
*'''9 March''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2]]'''.

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''11 March 2024''' - [[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)|The Knights of CWC chats]] from [[July 2021]]
*'''4 March 2024''' - [[Tinyhorse1942]] Twitter profile from [[March 2021]]
*'''8 February 2024''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Genderbent Dimension|Genderbent Dimension]] from [[October 2020]]
*'''20 January 2024''' - [[The Place chats (January 2020)#Possession Roleplay|Possession Roleplay]] from [[January 2020]]
*'''13 January 2024''' - [[The Place chats (September 2020)#Blood Pressure Spikes|Blood Pressure Spikes]] from [[September 2020]]
*'''10 December 2023''' - [[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Opuscon's fanfic|Opuscon's fanfic]] from [[November 2020]]
*'''8 December 2023''' - [[The Place chats (December 2020)#Empty Dimension Lore|Empty Dimension Lore]] from [[December 2020]]

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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Equestria Daily

2024-03-06T19:29:40Z

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[[File:Chris Chan on EQD.png|thumb|200px|Equestria Daily's Twitter account promoting Chris's entry (tweet since deleted).]]

'''Equestria Daily''' is a website and fan blog dedicated to coverage of ''[[My Little Pony]]'', which, alongside the accounts of its current (Sethisto) and previous (Calpain) heads, Chris previously liked and republished posts of. Other than the usual anti-Russian propaganda replies to some of these, Chris has also submitted a rant complaining about [[G5|Generation 5]] of ''My Little Pony'' for the blog's "Community Soapbox", which was briefly featured<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240305230154/https://www.equestriadaily.com/2024/03/community-soapbox-lyra-and-bonbons.html</ref> before being removed.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240306015717/https://www.equestriadaily.com/2024/03/community-soapbox-lyra-and-bonbons.html</ref>

==Community Soapbox entry==
Equestria Daily posted the below entry on 5 [[March 2024]]. It appeared alongside entries by other ''MLP'' fans, before being scrubbed.

{{quotebox|MLP G5 Does Not Exist in this very Timeline 
By: Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

Anything [[MLP G5]] is simply not meant to be. The typical reasons include the executives being money-hungry, wanting something "Fresh and New", and competing with the likes of Disney with the video technology and all when they never had to, as well as laying off the original staff of MLP G4 to cut costs and whatnot. But moreover, G5 was literally foretold, by me, and everyone agrees after the fact, that it was to be simply awful and out of place. And this is not due to quality of art, story, characters, or whatever. It goes deeper, as not only there is a lot more to explore and chronicle with Princess Twilight Sparkle and everyone else of Equestria and Earth (counting [[Equestria Girls]], because that IS canon, period), including [[DRWolf|Doctor Wolf]] and the [[OCs]] of the fandom being literally canon. And existent in Equestria, period.

[[Friendship is Magic]] and Equestria Girls was perfect in quality, Not counting the premature Season 9, Episode 26 "Future" episode, and the additional five seasons that is to be manifested gives it even better quality, character growths and closures. DJ Pon3 has a voice (Jesse Nowacking is the perfect voice actor for her, hands down), Dr. Wolf, Lightning Bliss and the others interact with everyone in Ponyville, Canterlot and all. Nightstar Sonichu, the Half-Unicorn, Half-Sonichu, with dimensional and psychic powers is there and has personally worked with Twilight and her friends as well. This is not "head-canon", it IS canon in this timeline.

And the resuming of G4 will only bring about better peace and order restoration with everyone, in general, and metaphysically. And on top of that, the executives have lost since G5 began, and they still have the chance to redeem themselves and Hasbro by simply cancelling G5, completely shelving it (like a write-off like Coyote Vs Acme, presently), removing G5 from all streaming services and downloads and removing it from YouTube. The fanbase should cease to produce or even talk about G5 right now, by Divine Will and Timing. I know this, personally.

Nobody asked for G5 nor even [[Pony Life]], and now is the time to resume G4 before everything gets worse, period. This is not just a feeling or opinion, this is cold hard fact from the literal core of this Universe and the core of this Timeline, along with Devine Will. And Drama can go somewhere else with the Toxic ones that linger.

But in short: Forget MLP G5, right now, and no longer acknowledge it, because it does not exist in this Timeline. And Encourage Hasbro to resume Friendship is Magic And Equestria Girls, Right Now. Divine Order, Worldwide Peace, Peace of and withing the Brony Community that I am part of, regardless, along with authentic Love supersedes Greed, Money, and Hatred.}}

{{References}}
{{The Internet}}

[[Category:My Little Pony]] [[Category:Websites]]

Joe Biden

2024-02-19T09:50:31Z

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{{quote|This is a big fucking deal!|Joe Biden, 2010}}

{{quote|contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.|Chris wants the president to intervene on his charge of [[Affair with Mother|incest]], excerpt from [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]}}

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|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 =
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 20 November 1942 (age {{Age|1942|11|20}})
|label4 = Gender
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|label5 = Nationality
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|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
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|label7 = Occupation
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'''Joe Biden''' (born 20 November 1942) is the current president of the United States. He previously served as the vice president under president [[Barack Obama]] throughout his term from 2009 to 2017, and was later elected president in the 2020 election, unseating then-incumbent president [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He became the 46th American president on 20 [[January 2021]] instead of [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]], who [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] voted for and believes will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump). Chris was once [[Naïve|hopeful]] that Biden would pardon him following [[Incest Arrest|his arrest for incest]].

== Before being President ==
When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said "Joe is doing what he can."<ref>[[Mailbag 17]]</ref>

In 2017, Chris posted "Yes! Go, Joe!" when commenting on a post about Biden's career.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

== Presidency ==
[[File:Biden intro.png|thumb|left|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Biden's election win got confirmed. Joe Biden defeated Chris's preferred choice for POTUS, Lisa Simpson, by a landslide.]]
Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 {{abbr|ET|Eastern Time}}. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality ([[Dimension 1218]]),<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#Congrats, Joe Biden]]</ref> while also reaffirming Simpson's presidency in his reality ([[C-197]]).

Since Biden left the White House with President [[Barack Obama]] in 2017, Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] has weakened to a point where his [[CWCville|make-believe city]] in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire [[dimensions]], and his belief that [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|his characters]] [[imaginary friends|actually exist]] has ballooned into something called the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris even believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.<ref>[[Chris and politics#2020]]</ref><ref>[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020|November 2020 social media posts, section #LisaSimpson2020]]</ref>

Although Chris [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|welcomed]] the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' (or at least give Chris [[Chris and his ego|''everything'' that he wants]]), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself after [[Sonichu 1|Issue 1]].

In [[October 2021]], Chris [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|wrote]] to Kenneth Engelhardt, begging him to "contact the local Virginia Governer(s) [sic] of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref>

Curiously, Chris did not comment on Joe Biden's VP, Kamala Harris, given that the Biden administration gave a woman of color the second-most-powerful position in the entire country for the first time in history. This is in spite of his support for Hillary Clinton in 2016, which was mostly conditional support since 1. she was a woman running for the office, and he felt that the nation needed "a woman's touch" rather than backing any specific policy she proposed and 2. she was not Donald Trump. Chris's silence on Harris's role in government generally reflects his apathy toward politics since beginning his [[messiah complex]] delusions.

==See also==
* [[Chris and politics]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==

*[https://buildbackbetter.gov/ Biden-Harris Transition Website]
*[https://wh.gov/ Biden-Harris White House Website]

{{People}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
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[[Category:Presidents of the United States of America]]

Chris and fashion

2024-02-14T08:27:28Z

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{{Quote|Oh yeah, you just love to see me in my- in [[The Classic|the old red, white and blue]].|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes...]]
[[File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|thumb|200px|...for a few decades, at least.]]
[[Chris]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to [[Chris and money|spend thousands of dollars]] on [[video games]], [[toys]], and [[sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like [[Wikipedia:Salvation Army|The Salvation Army]] and [[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]]. Prior to coming out as [[transgender]], the majority of shirts he owned were colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts - most of which were decorated with horizontal stripes, which, despite being scientifically proven to have a slimming effect <ref>https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-makes-you-look-fat-vertical-or-horizontal-lines?amp</ref>, have any such potential effects crushed by Chris's [[Obesity|impressive physique]]. [[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one of these shirts (the "Advice Dog") was purchased by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Though his mother didn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chose to wear these shirts. The advent of Chris's transgender shift was accompanied by a change to garb that may have been more feminine but was equally cheap and hideous.

==Youth to adult==
=== Childhood ===
[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|200px|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]

In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polos, T-shirts, and khaki pants. The only difference compared to adulthood is that he sometimes dared to wear single-colored shirts with his favorite [[Sonic the Hedgehog|game]] and [[television]] characters on them. The only articles of clothing he was seen in until the summer of [[2010]] that didn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme were the yellow [[Pokémon]] T-shirt that he owned since he was 19 and a ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|Sonic Heroes]]'' T-shirt he wore throughout [[2004]]. They did not look particularly good on him.

=== Trademark clothing ===
{{see also|The Classic}}
[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|[[The Classic]], pictured in [[April 2017]], after Chris recovered it from the hoard.]]
[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring "the Horizontal Horror".]]

This is the original and most iconic look of Chris, the standard until mid-2011. It is a look immortalized in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] self-insertion. His outfit usually consisted of:
* His [[The Classic|favorite shirt]], a [[Chris and brand loyalty|Ralph Lauren]]<ref>In [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]], Chris claims the polo is actually a Ralph Lauren.</ref> Rugby Stripe Sueded Polo, which was so tight that it accentuated his voluptuous, masculine bosom. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably drew himself wearing in the comics. Trolls came to call it the "clown shirt" or "The Classic". It was thought destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]] that gutted the Chandler house,<ref>[[eBay]] comment: "I lost the shirt in the fire" http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=191232666489&requested=jesusguidesme2&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI</ref> but later [[eBay#The Classic shirt|resurfaced for sale in 2017]], when Chris listed it for a minimum price of '''$12,000''' due to the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He had found it in a bag of damp, moldy clothes, wet from the water the firefighters had used to extinguish the flames when his house burned three years prior. He washed it, and then wore it for the first time in years when he uploaded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. The shirt was thrown out by Barb in mid-2018 - since then, Chris has worn a similar-looking shirt, with orange stripes instead of red.
* A t-shirt undershirt, typically white.
* His [[medallions]] (sporadically) and his [[High School Ring]].
* A pair of [[pedo-glasses]] attached to a chain.
* Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically defined his rear end to a disturbing level — he may have been wearing women's jeans, or he may have been simply wearing pants his gut long ago outgrew.
* The [[Belt Buckle of Fail]].
* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt on occasions when he's [[April 16 Fetish Vids|in the mood]] for [[recycling]], or when even getting dressed would involve too much [[stress]].
* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for [[Chris and death|funerals]] or [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].
* During the winter months, a dark blue parka with orange and yellow stripes to enhance visibility.
* Starting in late [[2009]], a [[bra]] to keep his previously mentioned bosom in check.

===The "IBA" outfit===
[[File:The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan- They see me trollin, they laughin'... -7-17-09-.mp4 20140516 130015.190.jpg|thumb|The "IBA" outfit, one of his most fashionable choices yet.]]
In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made [[Magical Man|certain friends]], Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old-hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a goatee.

The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:

*A plain-colored T-shirt worn over a long-sleeved shirt.
*Tattoo sleeves.
*A black vest (unbuttoned) that was too small for his girth.
*A dog tag worn around the neck as a substitute for the medallion.
*A goatee.
*Sunglasses over normal glasses (the glasses chain remains)

His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.

Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clown shirts and claimed that he had been pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video. However, on the same day he [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved his beard]], he drew the first picture of [[Collosal Chan]], a character which preserved the look for all eternity.

===The "Gay Trucker" outfit===

[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].]]

After he promised to leave the [[Internet]] in the spring of [[2010]], Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the medallion for several months (it returned in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|September]]), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person. This included:

* A denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of, making it look somewhat like a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilet gilet].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>
* A sleeveless white shirt, exposing his pale, flabby upper arms.
* The dog tag from his IBA outfit.
* A baseball cap.

The result was a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that when Chris tries to look like a bad boy, he ends up looking like a [[Truck Driver|gay trucker]], hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.

The only way he could have made it look gayer would have been by combining it with his muscle bra. Which, unfortunately, he did. [[Fridays After Five|And in public]]. At this point, going back to the medallion would have actually ''improved'' his chances of picking up [[gal-pals]].

[[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[Coke|has too much of]] and what he [[China|will never have]] [[Facebook#An Open Note (4/13/2012)|with a non-prostitute]] or [[Barb|his mother]].]]

With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly expressed Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that changed the Mountain Dew logo so it read "Mount and Do Me". Fans hoped that since this was a private video for a potential sweetheart, Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[bedroom]]. Alas, Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina" to Fridays After Five – a '''public, ''family-oriented''''' concert. He topped this by pulling that shirt over his head and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written: "WANT WOMAN!". The common belief was that these unfunny, sexually-themed shirts were the next evolution of the [[attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is available without ever having to talk to people, nor spend any effort in making a sign.

In late [[August 2010]], Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos in which he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts. The effect was interesting, bringing him closer to normality than he'd been in many years. He was still a pale, sweaty, balding, fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that put him reasonably close to the mainstream.

A number of Chris's T-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more – a Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in [[2000]], and a [[Pokémon]] trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played [[card games]] between [[1998]] and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.
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===The [[Carlos Chantor]] outfit===
[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|His best outfit yet. Too bad it did not last.]]

A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com. It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous.

The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.
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==Transgender fashion sense==
===Early fashion===
[[Image:TG19.jpg|thumb|He made himself into a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]].]]
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg|thumb|A hemline this high leaves little to the imagination.]]

In [[April 2011]], a series of leaked pictures showed Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consisted of:

* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)

While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse.

Chris was very happy with his new fashion choices, but friction with his parents made it difficult for him to wear makeup and women's clothing overtly. Sometimes he had to change after leaving the house or before returning (but he could always wear a bra and panties).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref>

===Late fashion===
[[File:CWC1214.png|thumb|150px|Chris in December 2014. Note that he thought that this was a convincing disguise that would prevent him from being recognized at Gamestop.]]
Chris continued to wear female clothing, albeit with some refinements, over the course of the next couple of years. Although he has long since dispensed with the clownish polo shirts and jeans, many characteristics of his tomgirl wardrobe are remarkably consistent with the way he dressed when he still wore men's clothing, especially in terms of color coordination and clothing size. He also remains committed to buying all his clothes from thrift stores, giving him the appearance of a dumpy bag lady. He summarized his style in [[November 2014]] as "colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses".<ref>[[Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions]]</ref> Some of the most frequent themes in his feminine fashion choices are:

* Clashing, violently-opposed colors (particularly red with blue or green)
* Clothing far too small for him
* Dresses or skirts with very high hems
* Leggings, to help with tucking
* Sports bras
* Big, floppy, church-lady hats
* Eye makeup, applied poorly and usually purple or blue in color

A deviation from this style was seen in the video of the [[26 December 2014]] incident, where Chris is shown in purple [[My Little Pony]] shades, (probably as a [[Honor roll|disguise]]); a silver headband, showing off his ever-receding [[hair|hairline]]; his Manchester High sweatshirt; short jeans matched with long, purple socks and/or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|another pair of pants]]; and boots (possibly Uggs).

The fact that Chris wore skirts and makeup for each of his court hearings in 2015, even those to which [[Barb]] accompanied him, suggests that he consistently dresses this way in public, and that his mother has come to grudgingly accept her son's transgender attire.

In 2015, Chris also started dying his hair blue, but predictably failed to do it properly, and ended up dying it an ugly, seaweed green instead. Combined with his wardrobe that manages to somehow simultaneously resemble the attire of a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|5 year old girl]] and a [[Barb|65 year old cat lady]], the resulting look has been sardonically referred to by Kiwis as "mermaid grandma".

==Notable outfits==
===Gopnik outfit===
[[File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @BatteryEffect.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|„А ну, чики-брики!“]]
In [[December 2017]], Chris appeared in [[Cherokean Chant|a video]] dressed as a classic Russian [[Wikipedia:gopnik|''gopnik'']], wearing a striped black Adidas tracksuit jacket (with his usual ugly skirt) and cap, drinking a bottle of [[Alcohol|vodka]]. The full ensemble, as Chris wore for his famous appearance at [[MAGfest]] in [[January 2018]], consists of the cap, jacket (often unzipped over another shirt), and a pair of matching tracksuit pants (often under a skirt). However, he often swaps out the pants, and sometimes wears one element of the outfit on its own. Chris first wore the Gopnik outfit under the [[Idea Guy]]'s influence but seems to have adopted it as a mainstay of his wardrobe. In February 2018, he introduced a [[Christine Doll#Resurrection|new model of the Christine Doll]] with the tracksuit's stripes and logo painted on. In [[April 2018]], Chris drew himself in the Gopnik outfit on the cover of [[Sonichu 17|''Sonichu'' #17]]. As recent as of [[December 2023]], Chris has been spotted in public wearing a pink version of the adidas tracksuit jacket and the cap.

===The Vinyl Scratch===

[[File:CWCTheClassic1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wearing the classic with the Vinyl Scratch Skirt.]]

“The Vinyl Scratch” is a white tube skirt with a double whole music note. In 2015, Chris attended [[OmegaCon]] cosplaying as DJ pon3, nicknamed [[Vinyl Scratch]] by fans, from the My Little Pony: “Equestria Girls” franchise, the whole note resembling her cutie mark in her pony form. However, after the convention, Chris would continue to wear the skirt that came with the outfit almost daily, likely not washing it very often, up until his arrest.

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==="Breathe It In"===
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[[File:Breathe It In.jpg|thumb|200px|A sample showing Chris wearing the shirt in videos spanning several months.]]
The '''Breathe It In''' shirt is an Athletic Works [[Walmart]]-brand women's top frequently worn by Chris beginning in mid-[[2018]]. He explained his attachment to the shirt in a tweet, commenting that "the message is always relative to the daily life and situations: “Breathe It In”."<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#"Magi-Chan" explains how he got into this world]]</ref>

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==Headgear==
Since 2017, Chris has increasingly started wearing various tiaras (alongside his [[Sonichu Medallion]]) for his shenanigans both indoors and out.

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File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|The [[unicorn cosplay]] in summer 2017.
File:Sonichu standee 2.jpg|A [[Sailor Moon]] tiara in summer 2018.
File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|Sailor Moon tiara with headbands in summer 2018, at the [[Region Ten]] therapist office.
File:Chriswithbensaint.png|A [[CPU]] wire tiara in summer 2019.
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|A crown for holding [[magic stones]] against his forehead in spring 2020.
File:CWCCoinPose.jpg‎|A tiara [[Null]] requested Chris to pose in during February 2021 for a [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]] design for the [[Kiwi Farms]] merch.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/</ref>
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==Rings==
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[[File:Cwchand.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's rings, pictured [[June 2021]].]]

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==Chris on fashion==
[[File:CWC and FourScore64 Too Many Games.jpg|thumb|Chris in skirt and leggings, 2018]]
In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Women should wear skirts|posted]] a commentary on women's fashion.

In it, Chris implored women to wear skirts with leggings instead of pants, saying to "view it from [[Attraction Sign|a pervert's perception]]: they eye downward and have Good view of the in-between, as well as easier access to picture it in their imaginations from there. With a dress or skirt concealing the area, it is actually more difficult for the perv, and, thus, more difficult to picture and imagine what is or isn't at the [[China|groin area]]."

He also requested men to consider wearing kilts - stressing to wear pants underneath, saying, "NOBODY is impressed with that [[Pickle|bulge]]; moreover, it is Absolutely Offensive," which indicates that Chris has shifted from [[Brassieres For Males|obsessing over men's chests]] to obsessing over their crotches.

[[File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]Several photographs of Chris taken in early 2019 show him wearing an orange, white and blue striped shirt, including an eyewitness photo of him at a [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] store.

==Theory of fashion==
The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is autistic, observers speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question.

Chris seems to regard clothing and color as an integral part of people's identities. During the events of the [[Liquid Saga]], Chris took a special interest in [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]]'s choice of a brown striped shirt, referring to Liquid as a "Brown-Striped Impostor"<ref>[[SingStar Challenge]]</ref> and fixating on Liquid's shirt as a symbol of his inauthenticity, despite the fact that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|owns several brown shirts himself]]. Chris also believed that [[jerkop|police officers]] wearing brown or beige uniforms weren't authentic, and that true police officers only wear blue and black. He referred to the man he [[26 December 2014|pepper sprayed]] as a [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] – and let's not forget that the macing was inspired by [[Sega]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|changing Sonic's arms from tan to blue]].

Like many of his lifestyle changes that occurred during the Tomgirl Saga, Chris's unceremonious abandonment of his classic shirts came as a surprise to trolls who had spent years speculating on Chris's clothing as a symbol of his identity, and his usual resistance to change as a symptom of his autism. However, even in retrospect, Chris seems to hold the clothes he used to wear in very high regard as a symbol of his identity and legacy, as shown when he listed "The Classic" on eBay for a whopping $12,000. Writing after the end of the auction, Chris felt the need to commemorate the occasion with some words:<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance]]</ref>

{{Quote|Yes, the shirt's auction has ended high, but I am still awaiting payment from the mother of one of my fans, who, unless remains anonymous, will have her name go down in History for not only restoring a very Iconic Artifact but also improves this artist's family's life, After the restoration and disinfection of the shirt. Her most grateful son will be proud of her for having gone down in history for Restoring the Fire-Survivor Iconic Shirt of Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. Thank You, Missus.|Chris on why history books should remember the momentous occasion wherein some dumbass bought a moldy piece of cloth from another dumbass}}

Not only is this statement [[Chris and his Ego|extremely egotistical]] even by CWC's standards, but it also betrays the fact that Chris continues to treat a shirt that he let rot in a plastic bag for two years with an undue amount of gravitas. It seems that Chris views the clothing he has worn over the course of his life, much like [[Christopher's name change#Christopher as a separate personality|the various names he has had]], as an important symbol of his identity as it has twisted and changed. Because autistics are known to place extreme importance on inanimate objects, this can be seen as standard autistic behavior.

==Classic Wardrobe==
Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe prior to 2011, along with links to the videos they appeared in:

===Shirts===
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Image:Christshirt1.png|"[[The Classic|The Classic]]" [[So Need a Cute Girl|1]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|2]] [[Pixelated PS3|3]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|4]] [[CWC is Angry|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|8]] [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|11]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|12]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|13]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|14]] [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC|15]] [[Sign Destruction Video|16]] [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|17]] [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt|18]]
Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|4]] [[12 January 2010|5]] [[14 January 2010|6]] [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]
Image:Christshirt3.png|"[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]" [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|1]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|2]]
Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|3]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|4]] [[15 October 2009|5]] [[9 December 2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]] [[100 2269|10]] [[A Hike|11]]
Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe" [[I am STRAIGHT|1]] [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|2]] [[Congrats, Jack Black|3]] [[ECV 00002|4]] [[100 2278|5]]
Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|1]] [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|2]] [[LOOK at the truth!|3]]
Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|1]] [[More for the crabs|2]] [[ECV 00081|3]] [[Bunny Hop|4]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]
Image:Christshirt10.png|"The Two-Face" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|2]] [[Wigwam|3]] [[WeighIn|4]] [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|5]]
Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|2]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|3]] [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9 October 2009|8]] [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|9]] [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal Legend|11]] [[3 December 2009|12]]
Image:Christshirt18.png|"The Star Fleet Captain" [[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]]
Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri" [[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot" [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|8]] [[Hello, Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]
Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon" [[Down with Asperchu|1]] [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|2]] [[F Abstinance|3]]
Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe" [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|1]] [[CWC is Sad|2]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|3]] [[This was my fault|4]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|5]]
Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker" [[The_GAMe_PLACe#The_GAMe_PLACe_Photograph|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|2]] [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|3]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|4]] [[A message to the Trolls|5]] [[Don't Mess With Me|6]]
Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster" [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]] [[I like Mary Poppins|2]] [[DayOut|3]] [[FullHouse|4]] [[100 2357.MOV|5]]
Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light" [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|1]] [[A Sonichu Day|2]] [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|6]]
Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Manchild" [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]] [[Magical Man Potion|2]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|3]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt28.png|"The Rugby of Shame" [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]
Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt" [[51 50|1]] [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|2]]
Image:Christshirt42.png|"The Statesmen" [[10252009 For Kacey|1]] [[To Clyde Gregg|2]] [[For Chris II|3]]
Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]" [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|1]] [[100 2265|2]] [[ECV 00001|3]] [[Pregnant Act|4]]
Image:sportsbra2.png|"The Muscle Bra 2" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]] [[WelcometoBollywood|2]]
Image:Christshirt27.png|"The Dirty Dashiki" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|2]] [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|6]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|8]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|9]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|10]] [[I am Alive|11]]
Image:Christshirt37.png|"The [[Homos|Mount and Do Me]]" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]
Image:Christshirt25.png|"The [[Duck]]ie" [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]
Image:Christshirt26.png|"The Shamrock Shake" [[An Official Sonichu Update|1]] [[Sonichu Game Talk|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]
Image:Christshirt29.png|"The Shamrock Stripes" [[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|7]]
Image:Christshirt31.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt32.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare Redux" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|1]] [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|2]]
Image:Christshirt33.png|"The Bumblebee" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt35.png|"The Intimidator" [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]] [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|7]]
Image:Christshirt38.png|"The [[Rainbow]] Flag" [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1]]
Image:Christshirt30.png|"The Big Green" [[We're Being Watched|1]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|2]]
Image:Christshirt41.png|"The White Trash" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]] [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt45.png|"The Happy Jack" [[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|3]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|4]] [[Message for John Kyle|5]]
Image:Christshirt46.png|"The Bordeaux Butcher" [[Apology to Emily|1]]
Image:Christshirt40.png|"The Ivory Poacher" [[25 September 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt47.png|"The Virginian Monkey" [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|1]]
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===Pants===

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<gallery>
File:The Classic Jean.png|"The Classic Jeans"
File:Slacks.png|"The Khaki [[Work|Slacker]]"
File:Chris's yellow shorts.jpg|"The Mellow Yellow"
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==Cross-dressing Boutique==
In recent years, Chris has ditched the clown shirts, instead opting for an arguably worse wardrobe, see below:

===Shirts===
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<gallery>
Image:The Clopper.PNG|"The Clopper" [[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|1]] [[Announcement 07202016|2]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|3]] [[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|4]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|5]] [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|6]] [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|7]] [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|8]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|9]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please|10]] [[Live Drawing Streams#06072017|11]] [[CLog 06232017|12]] [[CLog 07072017 #HarassCWCdirectly#Video|13]]
Image:White tomgirl with Heart design.png|"The Shattered Heart" [[Announcement 06292016|1]] [[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016-2|2]] [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|3]] [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|4]] [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing "All of the Lights"|5]]
Image:imdoneadulting.png|"The Broken Brony" [[November 2016 Paid Video Requests|1]] [[Feelings of the election results|2]] [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|3]] [[Help, please|4]] [[Patreon announcement|5]] [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|6]] [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained|7]] [[Z-Ring Fun Extra|8]] [[January 2017 Paid Video Requests|9]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing The Dream I Dreamed|10]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing Sorry (Not Sorry)|11]]
 [[The_Alpha_Trion/"Young_Warrior"_Challenge|1]]
Image:thepromoter.png|"The Promoter" [[Update_02/16/2016|1]]
Image:sonicrainboom.png|"The Sonic Rainboom" [[Jungle bells|1]] [[Holiday_Greetings_to_Karen_Riley|2]]
Image:thehappyhag.png|"The Happy Hag" [[Update_01/12/2016|1]] [[Apologies_for_offending_people|2]] [[Doxing_Jeff/Francine|3]] [[Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid|4]] [[Embargo_Update_12/2/2015|5]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|7]] [[GameStop_is_UNFAIR_to_Everyone;_Not_Just_Me!|6]] [[Happy_Birthday,_Martin.|8]] [[Happy_Pokémon_Day.|9]] [[HelloLadyFans|10]] [[I%27m_sick;_we_need_money_donations;_no_video_requests_for_a_while|11]] [[I_Am_me;_He_is_not|12]] [[Jeff_is_Beyond_Denounced.|13]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|14]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|15]] [[Reading:_"A_Girl_Who_Brought_Down_the_World",_"And_Apparently_Survived_a_Housefire"|16]] [[September_2016_Paid_Video_Requests|17]] [[Thank_You_from_Christine_Chandler|18]] [[Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas|19]] [[Update,_1/22/2016,_and_new_items_for_Cwcville_Shopping.|20]] [[Update_01/12/2016|21]] [[Update_1/25/2016|22]] [[Yes,_it_still_has_been_I,_Christine_Weston_Chandler,_who_has_been_uploading_the_videos_personally.|23]]
Image:thedealmaker.png|"The Deal Maker" [[Proposition_to_Sega|1]] [[Announcement_04/16/2016|2]]
Image:bubblegumnightmare.png|"The Bubblegum Nightmare" [[Live_Game_Stream_-_C-Log_050032017-2|1]] [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|2]] [[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac|3]]
Image:toothpastetube.png|"The Toothpaste Tube" [[CLog_07142017_-_Rainbow_Colouring|1]]
Image:ManchesterSweaterFixed.png|"The Manly Chester" [[I Love You, Catherine|1]] [[26_December_2014#Video|2]]
Image:Bigbaggyblue.png|"The Big Baggy Blue" [[CLog_07072017|1]] [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|2]] [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Battlegrounds|3]]
Image:MANCHILDMELTDOWN.png|"[[Breathe It In|The Manchild Meltdown]]" [[I_Am_Sick_of_the_HATE!!!_(I_could_use_a_break)|1]] [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!|2]] [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|3]] [[We Need some gas money, Please, Help.|4]] [[April 2019 videos#@MintendoMerd|5]] [[April 2019 videos#Also, Happy Birthday to MKR!|6]] [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|7]] [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|8]] [[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden|9]] [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|10]] [[General BronyCon Announcement.|11]] [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|12]] [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire|13]] [[Xleepy|14]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1|15]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video|16]] [[Goochland Library Sermon|17]] [[Sonichu Reaction TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 6|18]] [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground|19]] [[Birthday Greetings to Devin|20]] [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit|21]] [[Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6|22]] [[Praetor|23]]
Image:Chrisshirt classic20.png|"The Classic 2.0" [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|1]] [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|2]] [[December 2018 Paid Video Requests|3]] [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|4]] [[Etsy Comments Review|5]]
Image:Gopnik.png|"The Gopnik Outfit" [[A Lifted Dance|1]] [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|2]] [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|3]] [[Cherokean Chant|4]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|5]] [[January 2018 Paid Video Requests|6]] [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|7]] [[One-Hundred|8]] [[Our signatures|9]]
File:Chris's negligee.png|"The Lavender Lingerie" [[:File:July11PaidArtwork.jpg|1]] [[:File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|2]] [[:File:CWCWithFanJun27_2.png|3]]
File:The Classic 3 trimmed.png|"The Ruckersville [[Affair with Mother|Mother Fucker]]" [[:File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|1]] [[:File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|2]] [[:File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|3]]
Image:Newagefunk.png|"The New Age Funk" [[:File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|1]]
Image:Thetracker .png |"The Tracker" [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (November)|1]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Greene County Sheriff's Office|2]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#UPS Store|3]] [[Toys for Tots|4]]
Image:ClassicReplica.png | "The Classic (Replica)" [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant|1]] [[The Chris Chan Interview|2]]

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===Pants/Skirts===
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File:Chris's funky sweats.png|"The Southwestern Sweats"
File:Chris's White Music Note Skirt.png|"The Vinyl Scratch"
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===Accessories===
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File:Unicorn horn and ears.png|"The Unicorn Cosplay"
File:Crystal and Gem necklace.png | "The Crystal and Gem Necklace"
File:Fingerless gloves.png | "The Brony Bruisers"
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==Other aspects of his Fashion sense==
===Custom-painted shoes===
[[File:Painted shoes finished.jpg|thumb|250px|Spray-painted in Sonichu's colors.]]
[[File:SoniShoes.jpg|thumb| In [[May 2020]] after being sold to [[Jacob Sockness]]]]
Chris wears shoes that he sloppily spray-paints blue and yellow. He demonstrated his technique in [[Shoe Colouring]]. They would later be sold to [[Jacob Sockness]] on 12 March 2019.

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===Wrist warmer===
[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]

{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "[[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]]" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>{{PublicSource}}}}

Chris likely wears this article to counter [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.

===Fanny pack===
[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|200px]]
A fanny pack (known as a "bum bag" in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and was considered to be a fashion faux pas until the late 2010s.<ref>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1</ref> Naturally, Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.

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Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|Chris and [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]].
Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.
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===Cosplaying===
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==Fan video ==
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Chris and fashion

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Rezalon: /* The "Gay Trucker" outfit */ update

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{{Quote|Oh yeah, you just love to see me in my- in [[The Classic|the old red, white and blue]].|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes...]]
[[File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|thumb|200px|...for a few decades, at least.]]
[[Chris]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to [[Chris and money|spend thousands of dollars]] on [[video games]], [[toys]], and [[sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like [[Wikipedia:Salvation Army|The Salvation Army]] and [[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]]. Prior to coming out as [[transgender]], the majority of shirts he owned were colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts - most of which were decorated with horizontal stripes, which, despite being scientifically proven to have a slimming effect <ref>https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-makes-you-look-fat-vertical-or-horizontal-lines?amp</ref>, have any such potential effects crushed by Chris's [[Obesity|impressive physique]]. [[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one of these shirts (the "Advice Dog") was purchased by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Though his mother didn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chose to wear these shirts. The advent of Chris's transgender shift was accompanied by a change to garb that may have been more feminine but was equally cheap and hideous.

==Youth to adult==
=== Childhood ===
[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|200px|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]

In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polos, T-shirts, and khaki pants. The only difference compared to adulthood is that he sometimes dared to wear single-colored shirts with his favorite [[Sonic the Hedgehog|game]] and [[television]] characters on them. The only articles of clothing he was seen in until the summer of [[2010]] that didn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme were the yellow [[Pokémon]] T-shirt that he owned since he was 19 and a ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|Sonic Heroes]]'' T-shirt he wore throughout [[2004]]. They did not look particularly good on him.

=== Trademark clothing ===
{{see also|The Classic}}
[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|[[The Classic]], pictured in [[April 2017]], after Chris recovered it from the hoard.]]
[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring "the Horizontal Horror".]]

This is the original and most iconic look of Chris, the standard until mid-2011. It is a look immortalized in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] self-insertion. His outfit usually consisted of:
* His [[The Classic|favorite shirt]], a [[Chris and brand loyalty|Ralph Lauren]]<ref>In [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]], Chris claims the polo is actually a Ralph Lauren.</ref> Rugby Stripe Sueded Polo, which was so tight that it accentuated his voluptuous, masculine bosom. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably drew himself wearing in the comics. Trolls came to call it the "clown shirt" or "The Classic". It was thought destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]] that gutted the Chandler house,<ref>[[eBay]] comment: "I lost the shirt in the fire" http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=191232666489&requested=jesusguidesme2&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI</ref> but later [[eBay#The Classic shirt|resurfaced for sale in 2017]], when Chris listed it for a minimum price of '''$12,000''' due to the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He had found it in a bag of damp, moldy clothes, wet from the water the firefighters had used to extinguish the flames when his house burned three years prior. He washed it, and then wore it for the first time in years when he uploaded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. The shirt was thrown out by Barb in mid-2018 - since then, Chris has worn a similar-looking shirt, with orange stripes instead of red.
* A t-shirt undershirt, typically white.
* His [[medallions]] (sporadically) and his [[High School Ring]].
* A pair of [[pedo-glasses]] attached to a chain.
* Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically defined his rear end to a disturbing level — he may have been wearing women's jeans, or he may have been simply wearing pants his gut long ago outgrew.
* The [[Belt Buckle of Fail]].
* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt on occasions when he's [[April 16 Fetish Vids|in the mood]] for [[recycling]], or when even getting dressed would involve too much [[stress]].
* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for [[Chris and death|funerals]] or [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].
* During the winter months, a dark blue parka with orange and yellow stripes to enhance visibility.
* Starting in late [[2009]], a [[bra]] to keep his previously mentioned bosom in check.

===The "IBA" outfit===
[[File:The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan- They see me trollin, they laughin'... -7-17-09-.mp4 20140516 130015.190.jpg|thumb|The "IBA" outfit, one of his most fashionable choices yet.]]
In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made [[Magical Man|certain friends]], Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old-hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a goatee.

The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:

*A plain-colored T-shirt worn over a long-sleeved shirt.
*Tattoo sleeves.
*A black vest (unbuttoned) that was too small for his girth.
*A dog tag worn around the neck as a substitute for the medallion.
*A goatee.
*Sunglasses over normal glasses (the glasses chain remains)

His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.

Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clown shirts and claimed that he had been pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video. However, on the same day he [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved his beard]], he drew the first picture of [[Collosal Chan]], a character which preserved the look for all eternity.

===The "Gay Trucker" outfit===

[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].]]

After he promised to leave the [[Internet]] in the spring of [[2010]], Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the medallion for several months (it returned in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|September]]), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person. This included:

* A denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of, making it look somewhat like a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilet gilet].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>
* A sleeveless white shirt, exposing his pale, flabby upper arms.
* The dog tag from his IBA outfit.
* A baseball cap.

The result was a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that when Chris tries to look like a bad boy, he ends up looking like a [[Truck Driver|gay trucker]], hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.

The only way he could have made it look gayer would have been by combining it with his muscle bra. Which, unfortunately, he did. [[Fridays After Five|And in public]]. At this point, going back to the medallion would have actually ''improved'' his chances of picking up [[gal-pals]].

[[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[Coke|has too much of]] and what he [[China|will never have]] [[Facebook#An Open Note (4/13/2012)|with a non-prostitute]] or [[Barb|his mother]].]]

With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly expressed Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that changed the Mountain Dew logo so it read "Mount and Do Me". Fans hoped that since this was a private video for a potential sweetheart, Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[bedroom]]. Alas, Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina" to Fridays After Five – a '''public, ''family-oriented''''' concert. He topped this by pulling that shirt over his head and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written: "WANT WOMAN!". The common belief was that these unfunny, sexually-themed shirts were the next evolution of the [[attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is available without ever having to talk to people, nor spend any effort in making a sign.

In late [[August 2010]], Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos in which he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts. The effect was interesting, bringing him closer to normality than he'd been in many years. He was still a pale, sweaty, balding, fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that put him reasonably close to the mainstream.

A number of Chris's T-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more – a Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in [[2000]], and a [[Pokémon]] trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played [[card games]] between [[1998]] and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.
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===The [[Carlos Chantor]] outfit===
[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|His best outfit yet. Too bad it did not last.]]

A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com. It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous.

The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.
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==Transgender fashion sense==
===Early fashion===
[[Image:TG19.jpg|thumb|He made himself into a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]].]]
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg|thumb|A hemline this high leaves little to the imagination.]]

In [[April 2011]], a series of leaked pictures showed Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consisted of:

* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)

While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse.

Chris was very happy with his new fashion choices, but friction with his parents made it difficult for him to wear makeup and women's clothing overtly. Sometimes he had to change after leaving the house or before returning (but he could always wear a bra and panties).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref>

===Late fashion===
[[File:CWC1214.png|thumb|150px|Chris in December 2014. Note that he thought that this was a convincing disguise that would prevent him from being recognized at Gamestop.]]
Chris continued to wear female clothing, albeit with some refinements, over the course of the next couple of years. Although he has long since dispensed with the clownish polo shirts and jeans, many characteristics of his tomgirl wardrobe are remarkably consistent with the way he dressed when he still wore men's clothing, especially in terms of color coordination and clothing size. He also remains committed to buying all his clothes from thrift stores, giving him the appearance of a dumpy bag lady. He summarized his style in [[November 2014]] as "colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses".<ref>[[Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions]]</ref> Some of the most frequent themes in his feminine fashion choices are:

* Clashing, violently-opposed colors (particularly red with blue or green)
* Clothing far too small for him
* Dresses or skirts with very high hems
* Leggings, to help with tucking
* Sports bras
* Big, floppy, church-lady hats
* Eye makeup, applied poorly and usually purple or blue in color

A deviation from this style was seen in the video of the [[26 December 2014]] incident, where Chris is shown in purple [[My Little Pony]] shades, (probably as a [[Honor roll|disguise]]); a silver headband, showing off his ever-receding [[hair|hairline]]; his Manchester High sweatshirt; short jeans matched with long, purple socks and/or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|another pair of pants]]; and boots (possibly Uggs).

The fact that Chris wore skirts and makeup for each of his court hearings in 2015, even those to which [[Barb]] accompanied him, suggests that he consistently dresses this way in public, and that his mother has come to grudgingly accept her son's transgender attire.

In 2015, Chris also started dying his hair blue, but predictably failed to do it properly, and ended up dying it an ugly, seaweed green instead. Combined with his wardrobe that manages to somehow simultaneously resemble the attire of a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|5 year old girl]] and a [[Barb|65 year old cat lady]], the resulting look has been sardonically referred to by Kiwis as "mermaid grandma".

==Notable outfits==
===Gopnik outfit===
[[File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @BatteryEffect.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|„А ну, чики-брики!“]]
In [[December 2017]], Chris appeared in [[Cherokean Chant|a video]] dressed as a classic Russian [[Wikipedia:gopnik|''gopnik'']], wearing a striped black Adidas tracksuit jacket (with his usual ugly skirt) and cap, drinking a bottle of [[Alcohol|vodka]]. The full ensemble, as Chris wore for his famous appearance at [[MAGfest]] in [[January 2018]], consists of the cap, jacket (often unzipped over another shirt), and a pair of matching tracksuit pants (often under a skirt). However, he often swaps out the pants, and sometimes wears one element of the outfit on its own. Chris first wore the Gopnik outfit under the [[Idea Guy]]'s influence but seems to have adopted it as a mainstay of his wardrobe. In February 2018, he introduced a [[Christine Doll#Resurrection|new model of the Christine Doll]] with the tracksuit's stripes and logo painted on. In [[April 2018]], Chris drew himself in the Gopnik outfit on the cover of [[Sonichu 17|''Sonichu'' #17]]. As recent as of [[December 2023]], Chris has been spotted in public wearing a pink version of the adidas tracksuit jacket and the cap.

===The Vinyl Scratch===

[[File:CWCTheClassic1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wearing the classic with the Vinyl Scratch Skirt.]]

“The Vinyl Scratch” is a white tube skirt with a double whole music note. In 2015, Chris attended [[OmegaCon]] cosplaying as DJ pon3, nicknamed [[Vinyl Scratch]] by fans, from the My Little Pony: “ Equestria Girls” franchise, the whole note resembling her cutie mark in her pony form. However, after the convention, Chris would continue to wear the skirt that came with the outfit almost daily, likely not washing it very often, up until his arrest.

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==="Breathe It In"===
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[[File:Breathe It In.jpg|thumb|200px|A sample showing Chris wearing the shirt in videos spanning several months.]]
The '''Breathe It In''' shirt is an Athletic Works [[Walmart]]-brand women's top frequently worn by Chris beginning in mid-[[2018]]. He explained his attachment to the shirt in a tweet, commenting that "the message is always relative to the daily life and situations: “Breathe It In”."<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#"Magi-Chan" explains how he got into this world]]</ref>

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==Headgear==
Since 2017, Chris has increasingly started wearing various tiaras (alongside his [[Sonichu Medallion]]) for his shenanigans both indoors and out.

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File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|The [[unicorn cosplay]] in summer 2017.
File:Sonichu standee 2.jpg|A [[Sailor Moon]] tiara in summer 2018.
File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|Sailor Moon tiara with headbands in summer 2018, at the [[Region Ten]] therapist office.
File:Chriswithbensaint.png|A [[CPU]] wire tiara in summer 2019.
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|A crown for holding [[magic stones]] against his forehead in spring 2020.
File:CWCCoinPose.jpg‎|A tiara [[Null]] requested Chris to pose in during February 2021 for a [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]] design for the [[Kiwi Farms]] merch.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/</ref>
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==Rings==
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[[File:Cwchand.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's rings, pictured [[June 2021]].]]

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==Chris on fashion==
[[File:CWC and FourScore64 Too Many Games.jpg|thumb|Chris in skirt and leggings, 2018]]
In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Women should wear skirts|posted]] a commentary on women's fashion.

In it, Chris implored women to wear skirts with leggings instead of pants, saying to "view it from [[Attraction Sign|a pervert's perception]]: they eye downward and have Good view of the in-between, as well as easier access to picture it in their imaginations from there. With a dress or skirt concealing the area, it is actually more difficult for the perv, and, thus, more difficult to picture and imagine what is or isn't at the [[China|groin area]]."

He also requested men to consider wearing kilts - stressing to wear pants underneath, saying, "NOBODY is impressed with that [[Pickle|bulge]]; moreover, it is Absolutely Offensive," which indicates that Chris has shifted from [[Brassieres For Males|obsessing over men's chests]] to obsessing over their crotches.

[[File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]Several photographs of Chris taken in early 2019 show him wearing an orange, white and blue striped shirt, including an eyewitness photo of him at a [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] store.

==Theory of fashion==
The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is autistic, observers speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question.

Chris seems to regard clothing and color as an integral part of people's identities. During the events of the [[Liquid Saga]], Chris took a special interest in [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]]'s choice of a brown striped shirt, referring to Liquid as a "Brown-Striped Impostor"<ref>[[SingStar Challenge]]</ref> and fixating on Liquid's shirt as a symbol of his inauthenticity, despite the fact that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|owns several brown shirts himself]]. Chris also believed that [[jerkop|police officers]] wearing brown or beige uniforms weren't authentic, and that true police officers only wear blue and black. He referred to the man he [[26 December 2014|pepper sprayed]] as a [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] – and let's not forget that the macing was inspired by [[Sega]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|changing Sonic's arms from tan to blue]].

Like many of his lifestyle changes that occurred during the Tomgirl Saga, Chris's unceremonious abandonment of his classic shirts came as a surprise to trolls who had spent years speculating on Chris's clothing as a symbol of his identity, and his usual resistance to change as a symptom of his autism. However, even in retrospect, Chris seems to hold the clothes he used to wear in very high regard as a symbol of his identity and legacy, as shown when he listed "The Classic" on eBay for a whopping $12,000. Writing after the end of the auction, Chris felt the need to commemorate the occasion with some words:<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance]]</ref>

{{Quote|Yes, the shirt's auction has ended high, but I am still awaiting payment from the mother of one of my fans, who, unless remains anonymous, will have her name go down in History for not only restoring a very Iconic Artifact but also improves this artist's family's life, After the restoration and disinfection of the shirt. Her most grateful son will be proud of her for having gone down in history for Restoring the Fire-Survivor Iconic Shirt of Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. Thank You, Missus.|Chris on why history books should remember the momentous occasion wherein some dumbass bought a moldy piece of cloth from another dumbass}}

Not only is this statement [[Chris and his Ego|extremely egotistical]] even by CWC's standards, but it also betrays the fact that Chris continues to treat a shirt that he let rot in a plastic bag for two years with an undue amount of gravitas. It seems that Chris views the clothing he has worn over the course of his life, much like [[Christopher's name change#Christopher as a separate personality|the various names he has had]], as an important symbol of his identity as it has twisted and changed. Because autistics are known to place extreme importance on inanimate objects, this can be seen as standard autistic behavior.

==Classic Wardrobe==
Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe prior to 2011, along with links to the videos they appeared in:

===Shirts===
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Image:Christshirt1.png|"[[The Classic|The Classic]]" [[So Need a Cute Girl|1]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|2]] [[Pixelated PS3|3]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|4]] [[CWC is Angry|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|8]] [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|11]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|12]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|13]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|14]] [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC|15]] [[Sign Destruction Video|16]] [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|17]] [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt|18]]
Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|4]] [[12 January 2010|5]] [[14 January 2010|6]] [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]
Image:Christshirt3.png|"[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]" [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|1]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|2]]
Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|3]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|4]] [[15 October 2009|5]] [[9 December 2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]] [[100 2269|10]] [[A Hike|11]]
Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe" [[I am STRAIGHT|1]] [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|2]] [[Congrats, Jack Black|3]] [[ECV 00002|4]] [[100 2278|5]]
Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|1]] [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|2]] [[LOOK at the truth!|3]]
Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|1]] [[More for the crabs|2]] [[ECV 00081|3]] [[Bunny Hop|4]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]
Image:Christshirt10.png|"The Two-Face" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|2]] [[Wigwam|3]] [[WeighIn|4]] [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|5]]
Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|2]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|3]] [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9 October 2009|8]] [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|9]] [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal Legend|11]] [[3 December 2009|12]]
Image:Christshirt18.png|"The Star Fleet Captain" [[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]]
Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri" [[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot" [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|8]] [[Hello, Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]
Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon" [[Down with Asperchu|1]] [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|2]] [[F Abstinance|3]]
Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe" [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|1]] [[CWC is Sad|2]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|3]] [[This was my fault|4]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|5]]
Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker" [[The_GAMe_PLACe#The_GAMe_PLACe_Photograph|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|2]] [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|3]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|4]] [[A message to the Trolls|5]] [[Don't Mess With Me|6]]
Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster" [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]] [[I like Mary Poppins|2]] [[DayOut|3]] [[FullHouse|4]] [[100 2357.MOV|5]]
Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light" [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|1]] [[A Sonichu Day|2]] [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|6]]
Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Manchild" [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]] [[Magical Man Potion|2]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|3]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt28.png|"The Rugby of Shame" [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]
Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt" [[51 50|1]] [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|2]]
Image:Christshirt42.png|"The Statesmen" [[10252009 For Kacey|1]] [[To Clyde Gregg|2]] [[For Chris II|3]]
Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]" [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|1]] [[100 2265|2]] [[ECV 00001|3]] [[Pregnant Act|4]]
Image:sportsbra2.png|"The Muscle Bra 2" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]] [[WelcometoBollywood|2]]
Image:Christshirt27.png|"The Dirty Dashiki" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|2]] [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|6]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|8]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|9]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|10]] [[I am Alive|11]]
Image:Christshirt37.png|"The [[Homos|Mount and Do Me]]" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]
Image:Christshirt25.png|"The [[Duck]]ie" [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]
Image:Christshirt26.png|"The Shamrock Shake" [[An Official Sonichu Update|1]] [[Sonichu Game Talk|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]
Image:Christshirt29.png|"The Shamrock Stripes" [[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|7]]
Image:Christshirt31.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt32.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare Redux" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|1]] [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|2]]
Image:Christshirt33.png|"The Bumblebee" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt35.png|"The Intimidator" [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]] [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|7]]
Image:Christshirt38.png|"The [[Rainbow]] Flag" [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1]]
Image:Christshirt30.png|"The Big Green" [[We're Being Watched|1]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|2]]
Image:Christshirt41.png|"The White Trash" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]] [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt45.png|"The Happy Jack" [[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|3]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|4]] [[Message for John Kyle|5]]
Image:Christshirt46.png|"The Bordeaux Butcher" [[Apology to Emily|1]]
Image:Christshirt40.png|"The Ivory Poacher" [[25 September 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt47.png|"The Virginian Monkey" [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|1]]
</gallery>
</center>

===Pants===

<center>
<gallery>
File:The Classic Jean.png|"The Classic Jeans"
File:Slacks.png|"The Khaki [[Work|Slacker]]"
File:Chris's yellow shorts.jpg|"The Mellow Yellow"
</gallery>
</center>

==Cross-dressing Boutique==
In recent years, Chris has ditched the clown shirts, instead opting for an arguably worse wardrobe, see below:

===Shirts===
<center>
<gallery>
Image:The Clopper.PNG|"The Clopper" [[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|1]] [[Announcement 07202016|2]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|3]] [[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|4]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|5]] [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|6]] [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|7]] [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|8]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|9]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please|10]] [[Live Drawing Streams#06072017|11]] [[CLog 06232017|12]] [[CLog 07072017 #HarassCWCdirectly#Video|13]]
Image:White tomgirl with Heart design.png|"The Shattered Heart" [[Announcement 06292016|1]] [[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016-2|2]] [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|3]] [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|4]] [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing "All of the Lights"|5]]
Image:imdoneadulting.png|"The Broken Brony" [[November 2016 Paid Video Requests|1]] [[Feelings of the election results|2]] [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|3]] [[Help, please|4]] [[Patreon announcement|5]] [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|6]] [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained|7]] [[Z-Ring Fun Extra|8]] [[January 2017 Paid Video Requests|9]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing The Dream I Dreamed|10]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing Sorry (Not Sorry)|11]]
 [[The_Alpha_Trion/"Young_Warrior"_Challenge|1]]
Image:thepromoter.png|"The Promoter" [[Update_02/16/2016|1]]
Image:sonicrainboom.png|"The Sonic Rainboom" [[Jungle bells|1]] [[Holiday_Greetings_to_Karen_Riley|2]]
Image:thehappyhag.png|"The Happy Hag" [[Update_01/12/2016|1]] [[Apologies_for_offending_people|2]] [[Doxing_Jeff/Francine|3]] [[Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid|4]] [[Embargo_Update_12/2/2015|5]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|7]] [[GameStop_is_UNFAIR_to_Everyone;_Not_Just_Me!|6]] [[Happy_Birthday,_Martin.|8]] [[Happy_Pokémon_Day.|9]] [[HelloLadyFans|10]] [[I%27m_sick;_we_need_money_donations;_no_video_requests_for_a_while|11]] [[I_Am_me;_He_is_not|12]] [[Jeff_is_Beyond_Denounced.|13]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|14]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|15]] [[Reading:_"A_Girl_Who_Brought_Down_the_World",_"And_Apparently_Survived_a_Housefire"|16]] [[September_2016_Paid_Video_Requests|17]] [[Thank_You_from_Christine_Chandler|18]] [[Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas|19]] [[Update,_1/22/2016,_and_new_items_for_Cwcville_Shopping.|20]] [[Update_01/12/2016|21]] [[Update_1/25/2016|22]] [[Yes,_it_still_has_been_I,_Christine_Weston_Chandler,_who_has_been_uploading_the_videos_personally.|23]]
Image:thedealmaker.png|"The Deal Maker" [[Proposition_to_Sega|1]] [[Announcement_04/16/2016|2]]
Image:bubblegumnightmare.png|"The Bubblegum Nightmare" [[Live_Game_Stream_-_C-Log_050032017-2|1]] [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|2]] [[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac|3]]
Image:toothpastetube.png|"The Toothpaste Tube" [[CLog_07142017_-_Rainbow_Colouring|1]]
Image:ManchesterSweaterFixed.png|"The Manly Chester" [[I Love You, Catherine|1]] [[26_December_2014#Video|2]]
Image:Bigbaggyblue.png|"The Big Baggy Blue" [[CLog_07072017|1]] [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|2]] [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Battlegrounds|3]]
Image:MANCHILDMELTDOWN.png|"[[Breathe It In|The Manchild Meltdown]]" [[I_Am_Sick_of_the_HATE!!!_(I_could_use_a_break)|1]] [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!|2]] [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|3]] [[We Need some gas money, Please, Help.|4]] [[April 2019 videos#@MintendoMerd|5]] [[April 2019 videos#Also, Happy Birthday to MKR!|6]] [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|7]] [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|8]] [[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden|9]] [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|10]] [[General BronyCon Announcement.|11]] [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|12]] [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire|13]] [[Xleepy|14]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1|15]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video|16]] [[Goochland Library Sermon|17]] [[Sonichu Reaction TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 6|18]] [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground|19]] [[Birthday Greetings to Devin|20]] [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit|21]] [[Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6|22]] [[Praetor|23]]
Image:Chrisshirt classic20.png|"The Classic 2.0" [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|1]] [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|2]] [[December 2018 Paid Video Requests|3]] [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|4]] [[Etsy Comments Review|5]]
Image:Gopnik.png|"The Gopnik Outfit" [[A Lifted Dance|1]] [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|2]] [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|3]] [[Cherokean Chant|4]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|5]] [[January 2018 Paid Video Requests|6]] [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|7]] [[One-Hundred|8]] [[Our signatures|9]]
File:Chris's negligee.png|"The Lavender Lingerie" [[:File:July11PaidArtwork.jpg|1]] [[:File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|2]] [[:File:CWCWithFanJun27_2.png|3]]
File:The Classic 3 trimmed.png|"The Ruckersville [[Affair with Mother|Mother Fucker]]" [[:File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|1]] [[:File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|2]] [[:File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|3]]
Image:Newagefunk.png|"The New Age Funk" [[:File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|1]]
Image:Thetracker .png |"The Tracker" [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (November)|1]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Greene County Sheriff's Office|2]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#UPS Store|3]] [[Toys for Tots|4]]
Image:ClassicReplica.png | "The Classic (Replica)" [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant|1]] [[The Chris Chan Interview|2]]

</gallery>
</center>

===Pants/Skirts===
<center>
<gallery>
File:Chris's funky sweats.png|"The Southwestern Sweats"
File:Chris's White Music Note Skirt.png|"The Vinyl Scratch"
</gallery>
</center>

===Accessories===
<center>
<gallery>
File:Unicorn horn and ears.png|"The Unicorn Cosplay"
File:Crystal and Gem necklace.png | "The Crystal and Gem Necklace"
File:Fingerless gloves.png | "The Brony Bruisers"
</gallery>
</center>

==Other aspects of his Fashion sense==
===Custom-painted shoes===
[[File:Painted shoes finished.jpg|thumb|250px|Spray-painted in Sonichu's colors.]]
[[File:SoniShoes.jpg|thumb| In [[May 2020]] after being sold to [[Jacob Sockness]]]]
Chris wears shoes that he sloppily spray-paints blue and yellow. He demonstrated his technique in [[Shoe Colouring]]. They would later be sold to [[Jacob Sockness]] on 12 March 2019.

{{clear}}

===Wrist warmer===
[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]

{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "[[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]]" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>{{PublicSource}}}}

Chris likely wears this article to counter [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.

===Fanny pack===
[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|200px]]
A fanny pack (known as a "bum bag" in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and was considered to be a fashion faux pas until the late 2010s.<ref>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1</ref> Naturally, Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.

<gallery><center>
Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|Chris and [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]].
Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.
</gallery></center>

===Cosplaying===
{{main|Cosplaying}}
{{clear}}

==Fan video ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Ms. Christine Weston Chandler - Drip Like Me

| ytid = e-psVU7l2S8}}
== Sources ==
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{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

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2024

2024-01-31T16:42:14Z

Rezalon: /* January */ elaboration

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:cwc-jan2024.jpeg|thumb|Chris in January 2024.]]
'''2024''' is the seventeenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. This will be Chris's first full year not spent in [[jail]] since [[2020]], assuming he keeps his nose clean.

2024 will also mark the U.S. presidential election, with [[Pmurt]] attempting to retake the presidency from [[Joe Biden]]. Chris is eligible to vote, because his [[incest]] case was dropped without any charges.

==January==
{{main|January 2024}}
This month Chris attended his first post-jail convention, [[Animate! Raleigh]], and, unsurprisingly, was kicked out.

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2024-01-05T07:38:43Z

Rezalon: /* Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant */ wording, someone else can do a better job than I

{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]

[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}. From [[June 2023|June]] onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia|Williamsburg}}, {{w|Lynchburg, Virginia|Lynchburg}}, {{w|Bedford, Virginia|Bedford}} and [[Ruckersville]]. To date, there has been no confirmation of where Chris is living or what he has been doing in these different cities.

Most of the sightings are initially posted to the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]] or to [[Twitter]]. Most sightings to date have involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] at game stores. As of [[August 2023|August]], it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his [[Son-Chu|own car]]. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by an unknown woman, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest [[sweetheart]].

This period of time has gone through a number of name changes, with it being referred to as '''The Chase''' (in reference to the ''Doctor Who'' serial) from May 1-6. However, people felt that calling it "The Chase" would encourage [[weens]] to actually 'chase' Chris, so from May 7-August 17 it was called the '''Post-Jail Saga'''. Eventually, CWCki users agreed to rename it to the '''Third Exile'''.

==Walmart (May)==

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is located at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation, we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This was the first sighting where Chris was aware that he was being photographed. Chris appeared to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this was due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

The woman standing in line behind Chris would also make a statement on twitter regarding her experience.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14p4qr9/not_sure_how_many_people_saw_this_but_the_girl_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref><ref>https://x.com/t1ffy_sprinkles/status/1666978091879522306?s=20</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Hi so um apparently I was in the background of a Chris chan picture??? Some YouTuber named SmokeyMcC posted it and I was at the mall with some of my friends and we saw him there!! I had no idea it was him and apparently people on reddit are talking about it....}}
{{quoteboxgreen|He was taking AGES in line though he was trying to find loose change all in his bag. I couldn't really smell him so ig I wasn't close enough or all the essential oils in that store were clogging my nose. Also I have a constant resting bitch face so I might have seemed mad but I really wasn't I was just with my friends at the time so I wasn't paying attention like at all}}

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted Reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complimented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo, it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

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File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
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{{clear}}

==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented:
{{quoteboxyellow|I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?}}
When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered:
{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>}}

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

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==Walmart (August)==
{{main|The Otaku King}}
On 4 August 2023, Twitter user [[The Otaku King]] posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing:
{{quoteboxpurple|Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744</ref>}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Otaku King's CWC sighting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F6SRKgsbKN4}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2023]]
| saga = Post-Jail
| saga =
}}

==Walmart (August) Part II==
On 24 August 2023, Chris was spotted at Walmart for the fourth time by DoctorWinchester87, who was initially reluctant to post the photo they took of Chris,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160fctz/ran_into_chris_today_and_it_was_a_surreal/</ref> though later posted it a few hours later.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160jrwp/follow_up_to_my_ran_into_chris_post_heres_the_pic/</ref>
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File:E0qdelsi25kb1.jpg|Chris lookin' for [[Chris and nutrition|grub]].
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{{quoteboxgreen|Just wanted to clarify for those who didn't see the original post I made - this occurred in Walmart in Lynchburg, VA this afternoon. I was just walking along and saw him coming down the aisle. I got this picture (which is slightly zoomed in from the original) and a preliminary picture which was really far away and blurry.

I did not interact with Chris/Christine other than just walking past and making brief eye contact. I did hear him talking to himself briefly.}}

==On the road==
On 25 August 2023, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Right Butt Cheek posted a photo of [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] from Lynchburg in reply to a post by user Stupidface about the information currently tied to the "SONCIHU" plate (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate). The user also claimed that their friend sent it to them.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

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File:IMG 8573.jpg|Son-Chu in the flesh.
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The plate information this was in reply to was the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|VIN: KL1TD56646B569111
2006 Chevrolet Aveo
Last sold on May 19 2023 for $3,500.}}
{{Clear}}

==14 Branchland Court==
[[File:Home.png|thumb|200px]]
On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the Son-Chu sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.

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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|Well, ''nuts''.
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==Food Lion==
On the same day as the 14 Branchland sighting, Twitter user bndjnky sighted Chris at the {{w|Food Lion}} [[Ruckersville]] location talking with [[Flutter]] at a {{w|Coinstar}} machine.<ref>https://twitter.com/bndjnky/status/1698801255978545375</ref>

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = local chris chan sighting in ruckersville virginia! with a woman?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Luc8yT1g--U}}
| stardate = 4 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

This was the first time Chris was recorded speaking since his release.

==Sheetz(September)/On the road Part II==
On 9 September 2023, Discord user DooDoo fard2874 posted on the [[Official CWCki Server]] that he had found Chris on the road from Lynchburg and followed him all the way to a [[Sheetz]] convenience store in [[Charlottesville]]. He apparently ran after Chris, though Chris (thankfully) pulled out of the parking lot and drove off before he could reach him, driving away from Charlottesville with the same woman from the Food Lion sighting. He provided four photos and a video with no audio, along with the following account:<ref>[[:File:Image (17).png|1]] [[:File:Image_(22).png|2]] [[:File:Image (18).png|3]] [[:File:Image (19).png|4]] [[:File:Image_(20).png|5]] [[:File:Image (21).png|6]] ''(note: DooDoo fard2874 deleted some of his messages before they could be screenshotted)''</ref>

{{quotebox|I saw him, we followed him. at an intersection I ran up to him and yelled their name. We followed him to a Sheetz and he pulled into the parking lot. I ran after him and he pulled out of the lot and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|I yelled]] "CHRIS CHAN WE LOVE YOU" then he went out on the highway and we lost him.}}

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DooDoo fard2874 also reportedly took a photo ''of'' Chris, though it appears to have been lost.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WF0BpjwFsao}}
| stardate = 9 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

DooDoo fard2874 is most definitely a [[ween]], and not a keen one either. DooDoo fard2874 was [[banned]] from the server shortly after he posted about his <s>sighting</s> chase, and fellow CWCki server members found that his [[Facebook]] account was linked to his Discord account. DooDoo fard2874 promptly deleted his Discord account and privated his Facebook.

==Walmart (September)==
On the 16th, Chris was again spotted with [[Flutter]], who was first seen with Chris at Food Lion, at a Walmart in {{w|Bedford, VA}} a town not far away from Lynchburg. A poster on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] posted that a friend had photographed Chris and taken a video.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16kdgij/my_friend_met_chris_chan_at_a_walmart_holy_shit/ ([https://archive.ph/nWCWk archive])</ref>

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File:CWC-Walmart-2023-09-16 (cropped).jpg|{{w|Austin Powers (character)|''Groovy, baby!''}}
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Chris's cart contains two yoga mats and LED strips. It also has food such as tomatoes, peanuts, peanut butter, and whipped topping. He is wearing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' shirt and seems to have the [[medallion]] on underneath his shirt.

{{clear}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris leaving Walmart
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTVkoT8KWhY}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
| previous = [[Incest_Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| next = [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]
}}

==Undisclosed parking lot==
On the 19th, Chris was sighted with Son-Chu in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/k1chtse/?context=3</ref> Chris briefly remarked on an [[South Park|Eric Cartman]] plush they had with them.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/ ([https://archive.ph/XFB7T archive])</ref> battychaosgoblin described Chris as being "very quick and fleeting" and "skiddish",<ref>reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cfj5u/?context=8&depth=9</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cdvsv/?context=8&depth=9</ref> and described the interaction as the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀}}

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File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|Front view of Son-Chu.
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The joke was apparently a poor impersonation of the ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKJprZqU_oU Respect My Authority!]'' scene from [[South Park]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5nf0/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

When asked if Chris was with "his new gf" (referring to the woman from the Food Lion and Sheetz sightings, which was speculated to be a [[sweetheart]]), battychaosgoblin provided the following response:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5kw7/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|No, however I think he went into this undisclosed video game store with her and another individual as stated by someone we know who works there}}

==CVS==
On the 17th, CVS employee and Reddit user justcuriousox claimed to have seen Chris at the CVS in Lynchburg and alleged the following (in reference to Chris and the woman companion (now known to be [[Flutter]]) who was first seen with him at Food Lion):<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16l24r8/comment/k1hpwh6/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|she was all over that woman. Just kept touching her and had her hand on the back almost the whole time.}}

When asked for photo proof, justcuriousox posted a thread on the 20th, uploading two photos of Chris and the woman together, clarifying in a comment that the photos were of "Chris hugging the mystery girl close. Then him kissing mystery girl."

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File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 1.jpg|Oh...
File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 2.jpg|'''''man...'''''
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Justcuriousox claimed other details, such as that "[[Megan_Schroeder#Megan_Saga|she seemed uncomfortable and kept her head down mostly]]",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1hrr7n/?context=3</ref> that Chris "seemed like he was kind of leading the shopping trip. He also was very close to her at all times. Co-Worker asked if they needed help Chris made sure to step so that he was between my Co-Worker and the girl",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i2hxu/?context=3</ref> and that the woman paid.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i3k13/?context=3</ref>

At least we have some potential confirmation he isn't fucking [[Barb|his mother]].

==River Ridge Mall==
On 1 [[October 2023]], Chris was sighted by Reddit user merrymarigold at River Ridge Mall<ref>https://www.lynchburgvirginia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Food-Hall-2021-WEB-102-1024x1004.jpg)</ref> in Lynchburg, accompanied by the same woman he was seen with throughout September. This sighting, shared 6 days later, provided us with our first clear photo of the woman's face.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/chris_and_girlfriend_in_lynchburg_va_oct_1st/ ([https://archive.ph/lxvP6 archive])</ref>

When asked how old the woman looks in real life, merrymarigold replied:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/comment/k462buc/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|My guess is probably in her 20's or maybe early 30s. I think her round face, hairstyle, and even the clothes make her seem younger.}}

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==Game Junkies==
On 3 October 2023, Chris was sighted at the Game Junkies store in Roanoke. According to chemicalreligion, the redditor who posted the sighting, he purchased a ''[[Guitar Hero]] III'' controller.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/ ([https://archive.ph/5rHF7 archive])</ref> Chemicalreligion also claimed to have engaged in conversation with Chris, that Chris did not have body odor,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3crnc9/?context=3</ref> and that the [[Flutter|woman]] who had been seen with Chris throughout September was waiting in the car.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3dduoi/?context=3</ref>
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File:CWC Roanoke 3Oct2023.jpg
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==Walmart (October)==
On 24 October, Chris was spotted by u/Swizguard<ref>https://www.reddit.com/u/Swizguard/s/sts2t4Upyi</ref>in a Walmart in Lynchburg<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/GHdWqcMW9t</ref>. Chris's cart contains a large box of Philly Steak and Cheese Hot Pockets, four frozen Salisbury Steak meals from Banquet, four frozen Sweet and Sour Chicken meals from Banquet, a bag of frozen ravioli, what appears to be a bag of frozen french fries, and what appears to be a box of Eggo waffles. Chris himself is carrying what seems to be a sandwich wrap. He is also seen alone for the first time in a while.
This sighting comes from Lynchburg, where he was seen quite often, but is also where [[Flutter]] supposedly lives.

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==14 Branchland Court (November)==
On 7 November, Chris was allegedly spotted by u/Taxistheft98 at [[14 Branchland Court]], moving boxes into [[Son-chu|his car]]. u/Taxistheft98 also saw [[Barbara]] at the door, and may have heard [[Clover]]. The redditor also claimed to have had a chat with Chris, who talked about residing in [[Lynchburg, VA]] and having taken Barbara shopping earlier that day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/17q65wn/believe_it_or_not/ ([https://archive.fo/9YtAG archive])</ref>

{{quotebox|I met Christine today. I was working around 15 minutes away from Branchland, so I stopped by to reminisce. Lo and behold, the new Soncihu car was there. I shit my pants in disbelief when Christine stepped out of the house with boxes to bring to the car. I got out, introduced myself, and made assurances that I would not take pictures. We had a 10 minute or so kind of awkward, but pleasant conversation. It was confirmed that Lynchburg is the new place of residence, but no other specifics were offered. Barb is still around and doing ok. It turns out that Christine was just grabbing some belongings, and took Barb shopping earlier in the day. I did see Barb at the door, and heard the bark/howl of an old beagle that I’ve heard so many times before. There were no mentions of sonichu/rosechu, but we did briefly talk about the new Sonic Lego sets. Manifesting was brought up, and I was blessed, and we shook hands before I left. Overall Christine seemed a little nervous, but maybe happy to have a normal/friendly conversation. I took no pictures as I knew if I did, the conversation would be over, so you just have my word here. I am still in disbelief over it all.

Oh, and the [[medallion]] was being worn!}}

In a later livestream, Chris responded to a superchat who talked about having met him; Chris reciprocated that it had been nice to meet too.<ref>[[Simple Existential Q&A]] at 9:49</ref> u/Taxistheft98 claimed to be the one behind the superchat.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/17sjaz6/chris_seemingly_took_barb_shopping_recently/ ([https://archive.fo/ZVjiy archive])</ref>

==Walmart (November)==
On 24 November, Chris was spotted by u/Taxistheft98 at a [[Walmart]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]]. In a photo, taken through the Redditor's windshield, Chris is seen putting his shopping bags away into his car.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1830k69/christine_at_a_walmart_in_lynchburg_va/ ([https://archive.fo/lOpfP archive])</ref>

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==Boonsboro Shopping Center==
On 3 December, Chris's [[Chevrolet Aveo]] was spotted at the shopping center in [[Lynchburg, VA]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18a5bze/sighting_in_lynchburg_va_12323/ ([https://archive.fo/eL16g archive])</ref>

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File:Lynchburg, VA, Boonsboro Shopping Center - 3Dec23.jpg ‎
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==Greene County Sheriff's Office==
On 5 December, Chris was spotted and photographed while at the Greene County Sheriff's Office by /u/Overall_Air_5547, who said, "as far as my understanding, he was trying to reclaim items of his that the sheriffs office has in their possession."<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18cbk4b/chris_spotted_yesterday_in_greene_county_va/ ([https://archive.fo/owWGC archive])</ref>

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File:CWC Greene County Sheriff's Office 5 December 2023 2.jpg
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==UPS Store==
On 16 December, Chris was spotted at a UPS Store. u/Illustrious_Orb, a UPS Store employee,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Illustrious_Orb/ ([https://archive.fo/bOp9D archive])</ref> used the store's security system to take still images of Chris and uploaded those to Reddit.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18kb58i/spotted_at_my_store_today/ ([https://archive.fo/uKzCQ archive])</ref>

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==Richmond International Airport==
On 20 December at approximately 7:30 pm local time, user Agreeable_Caramel455 recorded a short video of Chris and presumably Flutter heading towards the baggage claim area at Richmond International Airport. The video was shared the next day on r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/18ntv2e/at_airport_with_girl/ ([https://archive.fo/FUr16 archive])</ref>

The redditor later wrote, in response to a question about the woman in the video:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18nunq2/at_airport_with_girl/ked3zty/ ([https://archive.fo/vNYUL archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|yes I was on her flight, I noticed her almost immediately but she wore a mask the whole time, It was subconscious so I didn't think much of it other than "huh she looks familiar", but while she was leaving the airport chris was waiting for her he embraced her and said her name out loud, I was on the phone and couldn't make out what he said.}}

===Video===
A video clip was recorded and originally uploaded to Streamable.<ref>https://streamable.com/h1iez5 ([https://archive.fo/bLY2w archive])</ref>

{{Infobox/video
| name =
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4hwlEWS1SjU}}
| stardate =
| style =
| shirt =
| previous =
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}}

===Transcript===
''[Chris is having a conversation with Flutter; the conversation is unintelligible until 0:33.]''

'''Chris''': ...so good.

'''Agreeable_Caramel455''': Hey, excuse me. I'm sorry to be rude, I know that you probably get noticed all the time. I'm not...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, no pictures, please.

'''Agreeable Caramel''': No pictures? I'm just saying I really love ''Sonichu'', man.

'''Chris''': Yes. Thank you very much.

'''Agreeable Caramel''': It's nice to meet you, Christine.

==Sheetz (December)==
On 20 December 2023, Chris was spotted and photographed at a [[Sheetz]] in Henrico County, Virginia by Reddit user mattt1123.

A woman, later confirmed [[Flutter]], appears to be in the car with him. Most likely, this picture was taken after Chris picked her up from the Richmond International Airport. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18ncqzu/spotted_in_the_car_next_to_me_at_a_gas_station/ ([https://archive.fo/XWhA8 archive])</ref>

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==Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant==
{{Incomplete|Grammar}}
On 21 December, Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted and photographed by [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] user JacksonStarship while eating dinner at [[Bella|Isabella]]'s Italian Trattoria Restaurant in [[Lynchburg, VA]].<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18upgdp/spotted_chris_at_isabellas_italian_restaurant/ ([https://archive.fo/XSdpU archive])</ref> JacksonStarship claimed Flutter paid the dinner and Chris "ate spaghetti like a toddler". The two also apparently shared cake and dessert, with Chris allegedly hand-feeding Flutter. Chris is notably wearing a new variant of [[The Classic]] shirt.

JacksonStarship also claimed Flutter was not noticeably mentally handicapped nor appeared childlike and was keeping Chris in check. They claimed that Chris was being a nuisance at the restaurant and she prevented him from doing so further. She also pulled him away from talking to random people.

Finally, JacksonStarship also followed Chris and Flutter to the parking lot, asking Chris to take a photo with him, which Chris declined at first and got mad at the second time he got asked the same question, started yelling and "made a bit of a scene", during which Flutter pulled him away and walked away together.

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==Cary, North Carolina==
{{Incomplete}}
On 4 January, Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted and photographed in [[wikipedia:Cary, North Carolina|Cary, North Carolina]] by [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] user RandyMagnum68, who claimed that the pair were picking up tickets for a Animate! Raleigh, a convention in [[wikipedia:Raleigh, North Carolina|Raleigh NC]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18yqgb5/chris_chan_sighting_in_cary_nc_with_young_girl/</ref>

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==Post-jail online sightings==
*[[Helena_Fiorenza#Post-jail]]
*[[HEXBox#He likes it for real now]]
*[[PlayStation_consoles#PS5]]
*[[DeviantART#Post-jail]]
*[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity]]
*[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity]]
*[[Pokémon GO#Post-jail]]
*[[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch]]

==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
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<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''{{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Guess who's back...}}''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==

===Files on Chris's incest charge===
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (J&DR Court)]]
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (Circuit Court)]]
===Post-release 14 Branchland Court fan visits===
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]
*[[Fan visits#Anonymous Facebook Member]]
*[[Fan visits#FaithlessnessSad5791 (AKA Barb sighting)]]
*[[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)]]
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{ThirdExile}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

CWC Shout Out to Sarah May

2023-12-28T19:15:01Z

Rezalon: formatting, links

'''CWC Shout Out to Sarah May''' is a video released on 18 [[February 2009]], made the day after after [[Sarah May]] threatened [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] because [[Chris]] called her "[[Julie]]" [[slow in the minds|multiple times]] in [[Mumble 8]] on 17 February 2009.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Shout Out to Sarah May
| ytid = OgwgHSjWcfY
| stardate = 18 [[February 2009]]
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| previous = [[CWC Update 10 February 2009#Video|CWC Update 10 February 2009]]
| next = [[CWC Update 18 February 2009#Video|CWC Update 18 February 2009]]
}}

===Transcript===
This message is for Sarah May. Sarah, I feel terrible about what- about the big mistake I made in our conversation. I hope you don't do anything [[Naive|stupid]], I [[Chris and religion|pray]] you're still alive and well. 'Cause If you, you, submitted [[Ryan Cash|suicide]] or hurt yourself, because of my actions, I'd feel terrible.

Sarah, I care about you very much. Please, [[Chris and death|be alive]], I care about you... as a [[gal-pal|friend]]. And you are a sweet friend, and you are- you are a sweetest- the sweetest among my sweetest friend I've made in my lifetime and I'd just cry if I lost you. Let me know that you're still alive. Send another application to join the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum. If you replied- you reply and mention I know you're still alive and we can put all this behind us.

Hopefully I'll get to talk to you again soon. [[Love Quest|I love you]], Sarah May. I love you as my friend.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = A very emotional Chris-Chan video
| ytid = EvqM1rIpcww
| stardate = 01 [[February 2010]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/Ashlink Ashlink]
| subject = ''[[Metal Gear]]''
| type = Music video
}}

One year later, a very dramatic and heart-warming edition of the story of Sarah and Chris was released by [[Clyde]] Pictures. This is the ending of the movie.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 10 February 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]|}}
{{JulieSaga}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2009| 2009-02-18]]
[[Category:Julie saga videos| 2009-02-18]]

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-12-21T11:55:12Z

Rezalon: /* Sheetz (December) */ likely candidate

{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]

[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}. From [[June 2023|June]] onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia|Williamsburg}}, {{w|Lynchburg, Virginia|Lynchburg}}, {{w|Bedford, Virginia|Bedford}} and [[Ruckersville]]. To date, there has been no confirmation of where Chris is living or what he has been doing in these different cities.

Most of the sightings are initially posted to the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]] or to [[Twitter]]. Most sightings to date have involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] at game stores. As of [[August 2023|August]], it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his [[Son-Chu|own car]]. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by an unknown woman, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest [[sweetheart]].

This period of time has gone through a number of name changes, with it being referred to as '''The Chase''' (in reference to the ''Doctor Who'' serial) from May 1-6. However, people felt that calling it "The Chase" would encourage [[weens]] to actually 'chase' Chris, so from May 7-August 17 it was called the '''Post-Jail Saga'''. Eventually, CWCki users agreed to rename it to the '''Third Exile'''.

==Walmart (May)==

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

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File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

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Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
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===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is located at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation, we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This was the first sighting where Chris was aware that he was being photographed. Chris appeared to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this was due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

The woman standing in line behind Chris would also make a statement on twitter regarding her experience.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14p4qr9/not_sure_how_many_people_saw_this_but_the_girl_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref><ref>https://x.com/t1ffy_sprinkles/status/1666978091879522306?s=20</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Hi so um apparently I was in the background of a Chris chan picture??? Some YouTuber named SmokeyMcC posted it and I was at the mall with some of my friends and we saw him there!! I had no idea it was him and apparently people on reddit are talking about it....}}
{{quoteboxgreen|He was taking AGES in line though he was trying to find loose change all in his bag. I couldn't really smell him so ig I wasn't close enough or all the essential oils in that store were clogging my nose. Also I have a constant resting bitch face so I might have seemed mad but I really wasn't I was just with my friends at the time so I wasn't paying attention like at all}}

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted Reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complimented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo, it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

<center><gallery>
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented:
{{quoteboxyellow|I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?}}
When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered:
{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>}}

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

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==Walmart (August)==
{{main|The Otaku King}}
On 4 August 2023, Twitter user [[The Otaku King]] posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing:
{{quoteboxpurple|Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744</ref>}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Otaku King's CWC sighting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F6SRKgsbKN4}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2023]]
| saga = Post-Jail
| saga =
}}

==Walmart (August) Part II==
On 24 August 2023, Chris was spotted at Walmart for the fourth time by DoctorWinchester87, who was initially reluctant to post the photo they took of Chris,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160fctz/ran_into_chris_today_and_it_was_a_surreal/</ref> though later posted it a few hours later.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160jrwp/follow_up_to_my_ran_into_chris_post_heres_the_pic/</ref>
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File:E0qdelsi25kb1.jpg|Chris lookin' for [[Chris and nutrition|grub]].
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{{quoteboxgreen|Just wanted to clarify for those who didn't see the original post I made - this occurred in Walmart in Lynchburg, VA this afternoon. I was just walking along and saw him coming down the aisle. I got this picture (which is slightly zoomed in from the original) and a preliminary picture which was really far away and blurry.

I did not interact with Chris/Christine other than just walking past and making brief eye contact. I did hear him talking to himself briefly.}}

==On the road==
On 25 August 2023, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Right Butt Cheek posted a photo of [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] from Lynchburg in reply to a post by user Stupidface about the information currently tied to the "SONCIHU" plate (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate). The user also claimed that their friend sent it to them.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

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File:IMG 8573.jpg|Son-Chu in the flesh.
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The plate information this was in reply to was the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|VIN: KL1TD56646B569111
2006 Chevrolet Aveo
Last sold on May 19 2023 for $3,500.}}
{{Clear}}

==14 Branchland Court==
[[File:Home.png|thumb|200px]]
On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the Son-Chu sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.

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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|Well, ''nuts''.
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==Food Lion==
On the same day as the 14 Branchland sighting, Twitter user bndjnky sighted Chris at the {{w|Food Lion}} [[Ruckersville]] location talking with [[Flutter]] at a {{w|Coinstar}} machine.<ref>https://twitter.com/bndjnky/status/1698801255978545375</ref>

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = local chris chan sighting in ruckersville virginia! with a woman?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Luc8yT1g--U}}
| stardate = 4 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

This was the first time Chris was recorded speaking since his release.

==Sheetz(September)/On the road Part II==
On 9 September 2023, Discord user DooDoo fard2874 posted on the [[Official CWCki Server]] that he had found Chris on the road from Lynchburg and followed him all the way to a [[Sheetz]] convenience store in [[Charlottesville]]. He apparently ran after Chris, though Chris (thankfully) pulled out of the parking lot and drove off before he could reach him, driving away from Charlottesville with the same woman from the Food Lion sighting. He provided four photos and a video with no audio, along with the following account:<ref>[[:File:Image (17).png|1]] [[:File:Image_(22).png|2]] [[:File:Image (18).png|3]] [[:File:Image (19).png|4]] [[:File:Image_(20).png|5]] [[:File:Image (21).png|6]] ''(note: DooDoo fard2874 deleted some of his messages before they could be screenshotted)''</ref>

{{quotebox|I saw him, we followed him. at an intersection I ran up to him and yelled their name. We followed him to a Sheetz and he pulled into the parking lot. I ran after him and he pulled out of the lot and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|I yelled]] "CHRIS CHAN WE LOVE YOU" then he went out on the highway and we lost him.}}

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DooDoo fard2874 also reportedly took a photo ''of'' Chris, though it appears to have been lost.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WF0BpjwFsao}}
| stardate = 9 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

DooDoo fard2874 is most definitely a [[ween]], and not a keen one either. DooDoo fard2874 was [[banned]] from the server shortly after he posted about his <s>sighting</s> chase, and fellow CWCki server members found that his [[Facebook]] account was linked to his Discord account. DooDoo fard2874 promptly deleted his Discord account and privated his Facebook.

==Walmart (September)==
On the 16th, Chris was again spotted with [[Flutter]], who was first seen with Chris at Food Lion, at a Walmart in {{w|Bedford, VA}} a town not far away from Lynchburg. A poster on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] posted that a friend had photographed Chris and taken a video.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16kdgij/my_friend_met_chris_chan_at_a_walmart_holy_shit/ ([https://archive.ph/nWCWk archive])</ref>

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File:CWC-Walmart-2023-09-16 (cropped).jpg|{{w|Austin Powers (character)|''Groovy, baby!''}}
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Chris's cart contains two yoga mats and LED strips. It also has food such as tomatoes, peanuts, peanut butter, and whipped topping. He is wearing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' shirt and seems to have the [[medallion]] on underneath his shirt.

{{clear}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris leaving Walmart
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTVkoT8KWhY}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
| previous = [[Incest_Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| next = [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]
}}

==Undisclosed parking lot==
On the 19th, Chris was sighted with Son-Chu in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/k1chtse/?context=3</ref> Chris briefly remarked on an [[South Park|Eric Cartman]] plush they had with them.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/ ([https://archive.ph/XFB7T archive])</ref> battychaosgoblin described Chris as being "very quick and fleeting" and "skiddish",<ref>reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cfj5u/?context=8&depth=9</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cdvsv/?context=8&depth=9</ref> and described the interaction as the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀}}

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File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|Front view of Son-Chu.
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The joke was apparently a poor impersonation of the ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKJprZqU_oU Respect My Authority!]'' scene from [[South Park]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5nf0/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

When asked if Chris was with "his new gf" (referring to the woman from the Food Lion and Sheetz sightings, which was speculated to be a [[sweetheart]]), battychaosgoblin provided the following response:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5kw7/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|No, however I think he went into this undisclosed video game store with her and another individual as stated by someone we know who works there}}

==CVS==
On the 17th, CVS employee and Reddit user justcuriousox claimed to have seen Chris at the CVS in Lynchburg and alleged the following (in reference to Chris and the woman companion (now known to be [[Flutter]]) who was first seen with him at Food Lion):<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16l24r8/comment/k1hpwh6/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|she was all over that woman. Just kept touching her and had her hand on the back almost the whole time.}}

When asked for photo proof, justcuriousox posted a thread on the 20th, uploading two photos of Chris and the woman together, clarifying in a comment that the photos were of "Chris hugging the mystery girl close. Then him kissing mystery girl."

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File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 1.jpg|Oh...
File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 2.jpg|'''''man...'''''
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Justcuriousox claimed other details, such as that "[[Megan_Schroeder#Megan_Saga|she seemed uncomfortable and kept her head down mostly]]",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1hrr7n/?context=3</ref> that Chris "seemed like he was kind of leading the shopping trip. He also was very close to her at all times. Co-Worker asked if they needed help Chris made sure to step so that he was between my Co-Worker and the girl",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i2hxu/?context=3</ref> and that the woman paid.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i3k13/?context=3</ref>

At least we have some potential confirmation he isn't fucking [[Barb|his mother]].

==River Ridge Mall==
On 1 [[October 2023]], Chris was sighted by Reddit user merrymarigold at River Ridge Mall<ref>https://www.lynchburgvirginia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Food-Hall-2021-WEB-102-1024x1004.jpg)</ref> in Lynchburg, accompanied by the same woman he was seen with throughout September. This sighting, shared 6 days later, provided us with our first clear photo of the woman's face.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/chris_and_girlfriend_in_lynchburg_va_oct_1st/ ([https://archive.ph/lxvP6 archive])</ref>

When asked how old the woman looks in real life, merrymarigold replied:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/comment/k462buc/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|My guess is probably in her 20's or maybe early 30s. I think her round face, hairstyle, and even the clothes make her seem younger.}}

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==Game Junkies==
On 3 October 2023, Chris was sighted at the Game Junkies store in Roanoke. According to chemicalreligion, the redditor who posted the sighting, he purchased a ''[[Guitar Hero]] III'' controller.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/ ([https://archive.ph/5rHF7 archive])</ref> Chemicalreligion also claimed to have engaged in conversation with Chris, that Chris did not have body odor,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3crnc9/?context=3</ref> and that the [[Flutter|woman]] who had been seen with Chris throughout September was waiting in the car.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3dduoi/?context=3</ref>
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==Walmart (October)==
On 24 October, Chris was spotted by u/Swizguard<ref>https://www.reddit.com/u/Swizguard/s/sts2t4Upyi</ref>in a Walmart in Lynchburg<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/GHdWqcMW9t</ref>. Chris's cart contains a large box of Philly Steak and Cheese Hot Pockets, four frozen Salisbury Steak meals from Banquet, four frozen Sweet and Sour Chicken meals from Banquet, a bag of frozen ravioli, what appears to be a bag of frozen french fries, and what appears to be a box of Eggo waffles. Chris himself is carrying what seems to be a sandwich wrap. He is also seen alone for the first time in a while.
This sighting comes from Lynchburg, where he was seen quite often, but is also where [[Flutter]] supposedly lives.

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==14 Branchland Court (November)==
On 7 November, Chris was allegedly spotted by u/Taxistheft98 at [[14 Branchland Court]], moving boxes into [[Son-chu|his car]]. u/Taxistheft98 also saw [[Barbara]] at the door, and may have heard [[Clover]]. The redditor also claimed to have had a chat with Chris, who talked about residing in [[Lynchburg, VA]] and having taken Barbara shopping earlier that day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/17q65wn/believe_it_or_not/ ([https://archive.fo/9YtAG archive])</ref>

{{quotebox|I met Christine today. I was working around 15 minutes away from Branchland, so I stopped by to reminisce. Lo and behold, the new Soncihu car was there. I shit my pants in disbelief when Christine stepped out of the house with boxes to bring to the car. I got out, introduced myself, and made assurances that I would not take pictures. We had a 10 minute or so kind of awkward, but pleasant conversation. It was confirmed that Lynchburg is the new place of residence, but no other specifics were offered. Barb is still around and doing ok. It turns out that Christine was just grabbing some belongings, and took Barb shopping earlier in the day. I did see Barb at the door, and heard the bark/howl of an old beagle that I’ve heard so many times before. There were no mentions of sonichu/rosechu, but we did briefly talk about the new Sonic Lego sets. Manifesting was brought up, and I was blessed, and we shook hands before I left. Overall Christine seemed a little nervous, but maybe happy to have a normal/friendly conversation. I took no pictures as I knew if I did, the conversation would be over, so you just have my word here. I am still in disbelief over it all.

Oh, and the [[medallion]] was being worn!}}

In a later livestream, Chris responded to a superchat who talked about having met him; Chris reciprocated that it had been nice to meet too.<ref>[[Simple Existential Q&A]] at 9:49</ref> u/Taxistheft98 claimed to be the one behind the superchat.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/17sjaz6/chris_seemingly_took_barb_shopping_recently/ ([https://archive.fo/ZVjiy archive])</ref>

==Walmart (November)==
On 24 November, Chris was spotted by u/Taxistheft98 at a [[Walmart]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]]. In a photo, taken through the Redditor's windshield, Chris is seen putting his shopping bags away into his car.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1830k69/christine_at_a_walmart_in_lynchburg_va/ ([https://archive.fo/lOpfP archive])</ref>

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==Boonsboro Shopping Center==
On 3 December, Chris's [[Chevrolet Aveo]] was spotted at the shopping center in [[Lynchburg, VA]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18a5bze/sighting_in_lynchburg_va_12323/ ([https://archive.fo/eL16g archive])</ref>

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==Greene County Sheriff's Office==
On 5 December, Chris was spotted and photographed while at the Greene County Sheriff's Office by /u/Overall_Air_5547, who said, "as far as my understanding, he was trying to reclaim items of his that the sheriffs office has in their possession."<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18cbk4b/chris_spotted_yesterday_in_greene_county_va/ ([https://archive.fo/owWGC archive])</ref>

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==UPS Store==
On 16 December, Chris was spotted at a UPS Store. u/Illustrious_Orb, a UPS Store employee,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Illustrious_Orb/ ([https://archive.fo/bOp9D archive])</ref> used the store's security system to take still images of Chris and uploaded those to Reddit.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18kb58i/spotted_at_my_store_today/ ([https://archive.fo/uKzCQ archive])</ref>

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==Sheetz (December)==
On 20 December 2023, Chris was spotted and photographed at a [[Sheetz]] in Henrico County, VA. A woman, potentially [[Flutter]], appears to be in the car with him.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18ncqzu/spotted_in_the_car_next_to_me_at_a_gas_station/ ([https://archive.fo/XWhA8 archive])</ref>

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==Post-jail online sightings==
*[[Helena_Fiorenza#Post-jail]]
*[[HEXBox#He likes it for real now]]
*[[PlayStation_consoles#PS5]]
*[[DeviantART#Post-jail]]
*[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity]]
*[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity]]
*[[Pokémon GO#Post-jail]]
*[[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch]]

==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
|
<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''{{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Guess who's back...}}''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==

===Files on Chris's incest charge===
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (J&DR Court)]]
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (Circuit Court)]]
===Post-release 14 Branchland Court fan visits===
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]
*[[Fan visits#Anonymous Facebook Member]]
*[[Fan visits#FaithlessnessSad5791 (AKA Barb sighting)]]
*[[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)]]
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{ThirdExile}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

July 2023

2023-12-03T05:54:11Z

Rezalon: fixed/tidied up links

[[File:CWC_sighting_20Jul2023_2.jpg|thumb|Chris on 20 July]]

'''July''' was the seventh month of [[2023]], and the third month in which Chris had been [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)|sighted in public]] since his [[arrest]] in [[August 2021]].

This month marks the last time (to date) that Chris was spotted in the Richmond area and the first time he was spotted in [[Lynchburg, VA|Lynchburg]], possibly his new home.

==Notable events==
*'''July 1''' - Old footage from [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] is leaked on [[Reddit]].<ref>[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet#July 2023 Leaks]]</ref>
*'''July 3''' - Chris is sighted shopping at [[Walmart]] in Chesterfield County. What's notable in this sighting is that Chris's hair was dyed again, this time a darker blue.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (July)]]
</ref>
*'''July 20''' - Chris is sighted at Dragon Fire Games, a tabletop gaming store in [[Lynchburg, VA]].<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Dragon Fire Games]]</ref>
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

November 2023 social media posts

2023-12-01T18:31:12Z

Rezalon: /* Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow" */ better placement

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[November 2023]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] under the username CPU_CWCSonichu.

==Livestream announcement==
2 November

{{quotebox|Look forward to another Live Stream tomorrow at about 5 or 6:00 PM, Eastern Standard Time; Q&A and Medallion moulding.

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==Comment on fancomic==
3 November

💙🩵Vapor🩵💙 (@sadcat_location):
{{quoteboxgreen|Well, here are my first pages! @CPU_CWCSonichu

[''uploads [https://twitter.com/sadcat_location/status/1720287452986831045 fancomic] images'']}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I sense an obvious set up or trap for that alternate First Sonichu, but I can vibe with it.}}

==Running late==
3 November

[''[[November 2023 social media posts#Livestream announcement|Chris quotes his post from the previous day]]'']

{{quotebox|Running a little late; will be on shortly enough.}}

==Animal Crossing: New Horizons Dream Code==
4 November

Chris shares his [[Animal Crossing]] code.

{{quotebox|Here is my ACNH Dream Code for anyone with #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons.

[[File:Animal Crossing Dream Code.jpg|200px]]

}}

==Rosey's yellow cheeks==
6 November

{{quotebox|Just so everyone knows, Rosey Rosechu Prime had practiced her electrics a lot over the years; her cheek sacs have become prominent. They are [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|yellow]]. I just updated her Amiibo figure to reflect this.

[[Yellow-Shirted Foe|Yellow]] Cheeks. She does not need Raichu ears; she is good the way she is and has been.

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[[File:Roseyyellowcheeks3.jpg ‎|150px]]
[[File:Roseyyellowcheeks4.jpg ‎|150px]]

}}

==Livestream announcement (10 Nov)==
10 November

{{quotebox|I will be doing a Q&A Live Stream later today.}}

==Whining about MLP G5==
10 November

{{quotebox|Also, @Hasbro and <nowiki>https://youtube.com/@MyLittlePonyOfficial?feature=shared</nowiki>, PLEASE Only Stream G4 MLP and [[Equestria Girls]], and Stop Streaming G5 MLP; Nobody Cares for it at all, and seeing them even occasionally pop up in my Subscription Feed does, indeed, bother me. MLP G5 Does NOT Exist YET in this Timeline, Period. It should Never Exist until well After My Little Pony - Friendship Is Magic Season Fourteen, Episode 26.

Divine Forces are at work to make this right and so. You all have the chance to make this easy on yourselves by removing Everything MLP G5 and Resuming MLP G4 Immediately.

[[Ego|I have spoken]]; Please, remedy this posthaste and immediately.}}

==Offering to work with Nintendo==
10 November

{{quotebox|And, @NintendoAmerica, I have your next set of Pokémon in a lovely trio of games spanning the USA; you would be very well and Divinely advised to work with me, directly, on that. Three Elite Four Teams, 24 Badges, over 160 new Pokémon, counting Rosey, Rosechu, Vamprosa, Sonee, Sonichu and Metonic, very good story elements, and the return of Mega Evolutions with more of them. I look forward to personally working with you, officially.}}

==Duolingo==
11 November

{{quotebox|Hey. I just wanted to comment that I have been enjoying Duolingo in freshening up my other language. Though, for feedback, I feel Conjugation should be within the second or third Unit of the Lessons, and a major focus for the proper conversations in the various languages. Outside of that, thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Weight==
11 November

{{quotebox|#TF2AnalysisAnarchy reminded me of the 6-2-1 (Convention) Rule years ago. That was a common practice with me, in general, which aided me in weight loss.

But in recent days, my Body has been feeling a bit woozy at times. My friends made me realize that I could be eating more, especially considering how tall I am. So, I’m readjusting my meal plan for filling breakfast/brunch and dinner, while enjoying Fruits and/or Salad at lunch or snackage throughout the day.

I am thankful for the 6-2-1 Rule, but as a guideline like the Bible, we are meant to keep it as a guideline in our minds, souls and hearts and think outside of that in common sense for ourselves, respectively.

Every religion and scripture is a piece of the Bigger Truth; they combine in all to form that, in a way. But Meditation and Connection with the Cosmos, Akashic Records and Alpha/Omega Point well beyond our Universe’s and Timeline’s Core and Matrix puts further insights and revelations into all of us to really understand ourselves and the truths and to put them to Good use with Light Power and Righteous Paths.
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Ad for OfficialCWCmart==
11 November

{{quotebox|The Medallions are back in stock. Also, look forward to the printed Sonichu Books and even the Sonichu and Rosechu [[TSSSF|#SecretShipficFolder cards]] coming soon, even another expansion and a few more Promo Cards. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]] shop'']}}

==Image==
11 November

{{quotebox|[[File:X - Pic-11Nov2023.jpg|200px]]}}

==Seething over conventions==
11 November

{{quotebox|Just sharing this; enjoy.

[''links to four Bing AI pictures, generated off the following prompt: "Christine Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia not being blacklisted nor banned from anywhere in a timeline where her name was never ever dragged and tarnished by the online trolls and bullies, including the really Toxic, Darkest Sinning ones, and that she is welcomed and deeply appreciated by everyone, spiritually and authentically with kindness and with no judgment of her faults at all."]''}}

Chris's link is [https://web.archive.org/web/20231112062257/https://www.bing.com/images/create/christine-weston-chandler-of-ruckersville2c-virgini/65504341b7ae4ad09a80e58c147b3691?id=nbCjWHFv0TT%2F9KZxJ3Iq8Q.HT0RoKygNqqfTd%2Bl2fddMA&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&form=GCRIDP archived here].

==Sonic Prime mech==
13 November

In response to Sonic the Hedgehog's tweet about a clip from Sonic Prime:

{{quotebox|And I thought “Chaos Sonic” was really annoying, but this mech was just weak.}}

==Rant against incest fics==
13 November

Field Marshal Dinkledash:
{{quoteboxgreen|Dreaming of Luna #1 - “WE DEMAND THEE REFRAIN FROM THY PERVERTED AND STRANGE DREAMS ABOUT OUR ROYAL PERSON THIS INSTANT, HUMAN! DOST THOU NOT KNOW THAT WE SEE THEM!?”}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I actually feel the same in that I would like everyone to refrain from their perverted and strange ideas and dreams about I and the Sonichu and Rosechu species and evolution lines. I do see all of you and your fiction writings, and I don’t even have to consciously read them.}}

DespicableFoolRevamped asked:
{{quoteboxred|Care to give examples of what you mean by "strange ideas and dreams"?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|How the smut-fics, in general, Including those with the “self-cest”, the “incest” with Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime with I, and even that which included between mother and daughter; a few of you were indeed thinking, and even less actually wrote it out, long before July, 2021. I am not defending it whatsoever. Congrats on discovering and manifesting distant alternate universes and timelines that need not exist or happen. The absurd is often appealing, because it is unexpected-funny, but the ones who thought and/or wrote/drew it out hardly have any empathy for those alternate-universe individuals and their universes out of the multiverse that we reside in.

Be careful what you think and or wish for, you might manifest that with yourself in the hot seat; good luck with that timeline shift, respectively, for yourselves, mind, body and soul, rather or not you can even unconsciously fathom or process it.}}

In response to Chris's above rant, nathan asked:

{{quoteboxpurple|Can you pls start the dimensional merge so I can have a harem of hot men?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Oh, you’re praying for a “Romantic Killer” outcome for yourself, I see. Good anime, by the way.}}

==MLP and Sonic==
13 November
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Field Marshal Dinkledash|Dreaming of Luna #6 - “NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!”

[''posts fanarts of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character Luna'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Put Luna in Green Hill Zone, please!}}

==Personality type==
14 November

{{quoteboxred|speaker=AngelCatze|Im a Pear mixed with a beanpole 😂

[[File:X - fruitspersonality.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely an apple}}

==Gfuel==
14 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Miss Hyde|Concepts for @GFuelEnergy x Scott Pilgrim: featuring the League of Evil Exes, Scott, and Ramona. @netflix Scott Pilgrim animation is out 11/17! Which is your fav?

[''posts art'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Ramona’s Tea Time and Double Dragonfruit; put both of those in cans. 😋}}

==Debunking drawing==
15 November

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Plautistic|Thanks for the commission @CPU_CWCSonichu this is some quality art right here 😘

[[File:X - fanart Plautistic.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Sorry, but I did not draw that.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Trey™|but it has your signature silly}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Nope. That signature is not mine; I would have dotted the I in “Sonichu” as well.}}

==Scott Pilgrim Takes Off==
18 November

{{quotebox|I binged #ScottPilgrimTakesOff yesterday; as foreseen, this show not only expanded well beyond the movie and the graphic novels, but went beyond and metaphysical. I really enjoyed and like it.

I personally recommend it, highly; only on #Netflix. I’m also looking forward to #Saberspark’s review or quick vid on it. I know he will have rave details to say about it. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts a gif of ''Scott Pilgrim'' character Ramona Flowers'']}}

==Timeline==
19 November

{{quotebox|In the various media that has been made, there are some that are not relevant with our Timeline in the non-magic dimension [[1218]], and will not happen from the [[C-197]] half or on the future Earth in this timeline. For example, not everyone from that which was cited to have happened in the past, such as in the days of Knights in the United Kingdom and Spain, will be alive today. Such as Johan and Pee-Wit. Yet the Smurfs are immortal, so they are still alive to this day. Any apocalyptic or post-apocalyptic media is not relevant in this timeline, thus those individuals and events are in another alternate Universe or Timeline, period.

Media which is canonical in this timeline is deeply appreciated by those who have actually seen or foreseen the future, or even just from the general vibrations of the media. Hence, the case of [[My Little Pony]] Generation 5 (“A New Generation”, “Make Your Mark”, etcetera) is Absolutely Not meant to exist At All until After My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Season Fourteen, Episode 26, Not Season 9, Episode 26; Very Premature and Must be remedied for Televised, Animated like MLP FiM, complete with further, expanding stories of Everyone in Equestria AND on Earth (in Equestria Girls), despite Hasbro’s Excecutives and sinful Greed. To have brought Anything MLP G5 in this soon, in part, triggered World War Three between Russia and Ukraine; like the stone that the girl in Tokyo would have tripped over that would have caused a gas station explosion that Kusuo Saiki removed to prevent it. The worst of the events have yet to be manifested, and can be remedied immediately Right Now with the simple change from #Hasbro to completely remove and shelf MLP G5 and resume MLP G4 and Equestria Girls, Immediately and Posthaste.

Also, the Sonichu video games and #Pokemon Lightning Bolt, Diva Pink and Battery Charge Blue with my personal collaboration with #Nintendo and #Sega, period, with National PokeDex numbers 978 to 983 changed to Rosey to Metonic, respectively, and a total retcon and alteration of Pokemon Scarlet and Violet.

Because if not done willingly on the Divine Timing at present and manifestations, posthaste, then it shall be Forced into manifestations by Divine Forces and Divine Plan with further details that I, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, can’t consciously know, specifically, but I know Unconsciously. Paradoxes and such.

[''posts a gif of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character Twilight Sparkle studying calculations'']}}

==Video game==
19 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Boogie2988|What’s the game that came out you wanted to play but just haven’t found the time to get through yet?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Pokémon Scarlet, actually, for more than one reason.}}

==Joke drawing==
19 November

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Kay's Art and Whatnot|(I probably should specify that I never commissioned Chris for this drawing, this was made as a joke)}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I knew it.}}

==Livestream announcement (20 November)==
20 November

{{quotebox|I will be doing a Live Stream later today; I will be going for a few hours of Gaming, featuring [[Animal Crossing|#AnimalCrossingNewHorizons]], [[Tetris 99|#Tetris99]] and #SonicSuperstars.}}

==PO Box==
20 November

{{quotebox|Okay, everyone, Kind Fan Mail, Safe For Work (SFW) Fan Arts and gifts can be mailed to

P.O. Box 3037 
Lynchburg, VA 24503 
United States.

Thank you all very much for your continued support and kindness. #LoveConquersHate}}

[[Caden Peck]] is known to have recently gotten a house 25 minutes away from the PO Box location.<ref>https://archive.md/EIUvm</ref>

==Reply to Saberspark==
21 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Saberspark|You watch Scott Pilgrim Takes Off because you're a fan of the original comic and movie

I watch it because Chris Chan expects it of me

We are not the same}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Well, to be fair, it was more foreknown and highly likely. I’ve enjoyed your work. And I empathize with putting up with worse shows when there are better. It makes one really appreciate the art and quality in general as opposed to something considerably slapdash. I’m a fan of authenticity and compassion behind said arts and media.}}

==First video game==
22 November

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Fiaura The Tank Girl|Without saying anything else in gif form, show your first video game}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[''posts a gif of a [[Commodore 64]] game'']}}

==Almost to 100k==
22 November
{{quotebox|This is very cool, I’m so close to 100,000 Subscribers on #YouTube. I thank everyone for contributing and for their kindness for this blessing. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Nov2023YouTubeStats.jpg|200px]]}}

==Amiibos==
22 November

{{quotebox|See me paint the 3D Printed figure a few times in intrinsic detail on my [[Figure Painting|trio of #YouTube Shorts]].
[[File:AmiibosNov2023.jpg|200px|]]}}

==Sonic game==
22 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=🌴SpeederLight🌴|Show a gif of a sonic game that came out when you were 10 years old! I feel old 😭}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Sonic (199)2

[''posts a gif of a ''Sonic'' game'']}}

==Thanksgiving Thanks==
23 November

{{quotebox|Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone. I am thankful for the progressions and further developments of myself and in everyone who are open for and finding the Light Powered paths for the better. And I am thankful for the authentic, kind and compassionate friends and individuals in my company and reach.

[''posts ''[[South Park]]'' gif'']}}

==OfficialCWCmart commission slots==
23 November

{{quotebox|Oh, and I forgot to mention, I have opened five slots for Commissions on [[OfficialCWCmart|the Etsy store]]; these will be drawn on a near future Live Stream, so be aware and cautious of your requests. I promise to keep the names of those who pay for these private and not said on the stream.

Also, keep it Safe For Work; memes, to an extent, are okay. Nothing sexual or too violent. If the request is not well, we reserve the right to refund and reopen the slot for someone else.

Common Sense rules apply as well.

Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts gif of an anime woman drawing'']}}

==Derpy==
23 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Field Marshal Dinkledash|Random Stuffing #3 - Derpy organizes the Great Turkey escape, which was foiled only by the fact that turkeys can’t fly.

[''posts ''[[My Little Pony]]'' fanart]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Gobbles! Classic Timmy.}}

==Tweet a dragon==
24 November
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Sally the 🍇🚂 Rabbit|If you see this, tweet a dragon}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[[File:Discord Pokemon.jpg|200px]]}}

==Trump art==
25 November

[''quotes his own [[July 2021 social media posts#Donald Trump artwork|tweet chain from July 2021]]'']

{{quotebox|And now, he’s been kicked off the Ballot. Kra-kow! ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Make Your Mark==
25 November

In reply to [[DRWolf]]'s tweet linking his YouTube video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD5JSHxVhdA "Make Your Mark" Doesn't Know What it Wants to be...]

{{quotebox|Exactly! And it is in that bunch of oxymoron and paradox that further affirms what I have foreknown and foretold years ago that it is, indeed, premature and not yet supposed to exist at all.}}

==Magic: the Gathering==
25 November
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Calpain|I've never played Magic actually, but it does seem like an intriguing card game.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It is. I’ve played some with a few Commander Deck Tournaments, and with a few friends before then. It has quite the learning curve when it comes to greater strategies.}}

==Family Guy commission==
29 November

{{quotebox|This is a commission I finished drawing on the 27th, this week; the title is “Addressing the Toxic, Darkest Sinning Minority”, with Peter Griffin, himself, being such an individual. Allow me to explain, please:

I consider this a statement where I am there with Sonichu, but I am addressing Peter like I was addressing the really Toxic, Darkest Sinning individuals who are narcissistic and/or arrogant. I am expressing that I would like to guide him to better habits on the Light Powered paths and intuitions, but due to him really closing me out and his worse history, I express disappointed emotions and expressions.

And Peter’s both confused and “What The Hell?” In his mind that someone on God Level is that disappointed, yet still compassionate, of him.

Also, seriously, Megan Marie Griffin is too good for him, Lois and the others in that family. She’s been lots of patient with them, and they still low ball and beat her up over the years.

On that, I have been patient with y’all over the years, and I feel concerned and disappointed with the few who continue to see me in an outdated, misunderstood concept of an individual and want to ostracize and mock I, others, and even yourselves based on the individuals of your past who had influenced you for the self-harming worse. For I have matured deeply and found myself in my soul searching and meditations.

But I digress. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:CWC-Family Guy art commission Nov2023.jpg|200px]]}}

==Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"==
29 November

{{quotebox|I will also state another fact or two:

I am quite aware that the intentions of those on [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi]] are not great, present individual I am taking to included in that.

Regardless of what near future collabs I go into, there is mockery from the minority, but I foreknow and anticipate with counter plans for such mockeries with my blessings that prayfully will allow them to see the Light Power and Good that will pull them away from their toxic and darkest sinning ways.

With that stated, I am more than aware, as I have made clear, of the likely usage of I as leverage in the popularity of one’s content and self, as well as any “Lolcow” content. [[Naïve|I am not a Lolcow]], and I feel concern and disappointment with those who sees others in their respective “drama” and stressful situations as comical.

I feel pity for they who do not have empathy upon the pains of others, including myself, as well as not being open for the present and future, better individuals they are more than capable of being in Light Power, Good and Righteousness. I also feel pity in all who are unable to feel and appreciate the deeper spiritual, soulful aspects of the authentic and mutual appreciation and compassion of others.

In general, I want it very clear that I humbly wish you all authentically have no intentions of making or promoting any mockery of I or anyone with disabilities or any aspects that may feel “cringeworthy” to you, including that which you may be, yourselves, that you may feel discomfort and fear upon from the likely upbringing of dislike upon such from those who you have resided and/or worked with I. Your respective developments as individuals.

I am not the “Lolcow” that I was mislabeled as back in the late 2000s, and I do not identify as such. We all have our respective situations that should be appreciated and accepted with kindness and understanding.

If you all would please, I am to be appreciated and understood as the more mature individual that I have become and shall maintain from my further soul searching, literal meditations, and even my psychic connections with literally everything there is, was, and shall be.

There are that which goes deeper than the physical and surface levels. The sparks from authentic mutual spiritual attraction and destined situations in soul bonding between individuals and friends is real. If you do not appreciate or have been able to be open soul, open heart, and open-Minded for that, much less experienced it for yourself, that’s more pity I feel for you.

Meditate on that for your selves.}}

==Blocking Bronies==
29 November

{{quotebox|And I wish for Everyone who have blocked me on Twitter from among the Brony community to read the above and meditate for themselves on all that, please. Thank you.

Be safe and well with Blessings and Light Power of Righteousness and Good.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Pokemon GO question==
29 November

In response to the [[Pokemon GO]]'s Twitter account:

{{quotebox|Why haven’t I seen Sobble or Scorbunny in Pokémon GO?}}

==My Little Pony gif==
30 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=💜 Starlight Glimmer 🌟|If you see this, tweet a GIF a pony you love.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[''posts a gif of [[Vinyl Scratch]]'']}}
{{References}}
{{Social media}}

November 2023 social media posts

2023-12-01T03:15:49Z

Rezalon: /* Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow" */ appropriate link, maybe someone can do better

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[November 2023]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] under the username CPU_CWCSonichu.

==Livestream announcement==
2 November

{{quotebox|Look forward to another Live Stream tomorrow at about 5 or 6:00 PM, Eastern Standard Time; Q&A and Medallion moulding.

<center><gallery>
File:Cwc-oct2023praetor2.jpg
File:Cwc-oct2023praetor3.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==Comment on fancomic==
3 November

💙🩵Vapor🩵💙 (@sadcat_location):
{{quoteboxgreen|Well, here are my first pages! @CPU_CWCSonichu

[''uploads [https://twitter.com/sadcat_location/status/1720287452986831045 fancomic] images'']}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I sense an obvious set up or trap for that alternate First Sonichu, but I can vibe with it.}}

==Running late==
3 November

[''[[November 2023 social media posts#Livestream announcement|Chris quotes his post from the previous day]]'']

{{quotebox|Running a little late; will be on shortly enough.}}

==Animal Crossing: New Horizons Dream Code==
4 November

Chris shares his [[Animal Crossing]] code.

{{quotebox|Here is my ACNH Dream Code for anyone with #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons.

[[File:Animal Crossing Dream Code.jpg|200px]]

}}

==Rosey's yellow cheeks==
6 November

{{quotebox|Just so everyone knows, Rosey Rosechu Prime had practiced her electrics a lot over the years; her cheek sacs have become prominent. They are [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|yellow]]. I just updated her Amiibo figure to reflect this.

[[Yellow-Shirted Foe|Yellow]] Cheeks. She does not need Raichu ears; she is good the way she is and has been.

[[File:Roseyyellowcheeks1.jpg ‎|150px]]
[[File:Roseyyellowcheeks2.jpg ‎|150px]] 
[[File:Roseyyellowcheeks3.jpg ‎|150px]]
[[File:Roseyyellowcheeks4.jpg ‎|150px]]

}}

==Livestream announcement (10 Nov)==
10 November

{{quotebox|I will be doing a Q&A Live Stream later today.}}

==Whining about MLP G5==
10 November

{{quotebox|Also, @Hasbro and <nowiki>https://youtube.com/@MyLittlePonyOfficial?feature=shared</nowiki>, PLEASE Only Stream G4 MLP and [[Equestria Girls]], and Stop Streaming G5 MLP; Nobody Cares for it at all, and seeing them even occasionally pop up in my Subscription Feed does, indeed, bother me. MLP G5 Does NOT Exist YET in this Timeline, Period. It should Never Exist until well After My Little Pony - Friendship Is Magic Season Fourteen, Episode 26.

Divine Forces are at work to make this right and so. You all have the chance to make this easy on yourselves by removing Everything MLP G5 and Resuming MLP G4 Immediately.

[[Ego|I have spoken]]; Please, remedy this posthaste and immediately.}}

==Offering to work with Nintendo==
10 November

{{quotebox|And, @NintendoAmerica, I have your next set of Pokémon in a lovely trio of games spanning the USA; you would be very well and Divinely advised to work with me, directly, on that. Three Elite Four Teams, 24 Badges, over 160 new Pokémon, counting Rosey, Rosechu, Vamprosa, Sonee, Sonichu and Metonic, very good story elements, and the return of Mega Evolutions with more of them. I look forward to personally working with you, officially.}}

==Duolingo==
11 November

{{quotebox|Hey. I just wanted to comment that I have been enjoying Duolingo in freshening up my other language. Though, for feedback, I feel Conjugation should be within the second or third Unit of the Lessons, and a major focus for the proper conversations in the various languages. Outside of that, thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Weight==
11 November

{{quotebox|#TF2AnalysisAnarchy reminded me of the 6-2-1 (Convention) Rule years ago. That was a common practice with me, in general, which aided me in weight loss.

But in recent days, my Body has been feeling a bit woozy at times. My friends made me realize that I could be eating more, especially considering how tall I am. So, I’m readjusting my meal plan for filling breakfast/brunch and dinner, while enjoying Fruits and/or Salad at lunch or snackage throughout the day.

I am thankful for the 6-2-1 Rule, but as a guideline like the Bible, we are meant to keep it as a guideline in our minds, souls and hearts and think outside of that in common sense for ourselves, respectively.

Every religion and scripture is a piece of the Bigger Truth; they combine in all to form that, in a way. But Meditation and Connection with the Cosmos, Akashic Records and Alpha/Omega Point well beyond our Universe’s and Timeline’s Core and Matrix puts further insights and revelations into all of us to really understand ourselves and the truths and to put them to Good use with Light Power and Righteous Paths.
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Ad for OfficialCWCmart==
11 November

{{quotebox|The Medallions are back in stock. Also, look forward to the printed Sonichu Books and even the Sonichu and Rosechu [[TSSSF|#SecretShipficFolder cards]] coming soon, even another expansion and a few more Promo Cards. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]] shop'']}}

==Image==
11 November

{{quotebox|[[File:X - Pic-11Nov2023.jpg|200px]]}}

==Seething over conventions==
11 November

{{quotebox|Just sharing this; enjoy.

[''links to four Bing AI pictures, generated off the following prompt: "Christine Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia not being blacklisted nor banned from anywhere in a timeline where her name was never ever dragged and tarnished by the online trolls and bullies, including the really Toxic, Darkest Sinning ones, and that she is welcomed and deeply appreciated by everyone, spiritually and authentically with kindness and with no judgment of her faults at all."]''}}

Chris's link is [https://web.archive.org/web/20231112062257/https://www.bing.com/images/create/christine-weston-chandler-of-ruckersville2c-virgini/65504341b7ae4ad09a80e58c147b3691?id=nbCjWHFv0TT%2F9KZxJ3Iq8Q.HT0RoKygNqqfTd%2Bl2fddMA&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&form=GCRIDP archived here].

==Sonic Prime mech==
13 November

In response to Sonic the Hedgehog's tweet about a clip from Sonic Prime:

{{quotebox|And I thought “Chaos Sonic” was really annoying, but this mech was just weak.}}

==Rant against incest fics==
13 November

Field Marshal Dinkledash:
{{quoteboxgreen|Dreaming of Luna #1 - “WE DEMAND THEE REFRAIN FROM THY PERVERTED AND STRANGE DREAMS ABOUT OUR ROYAL PERSON THIS INSTANT, HUMAN! DOST THOU NOT KNOW THAT WE SEE THEM!?”}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I actually feel the same in that I would like everyone to refrain from their perverted and strange ideas and dreams about I and the Sonichu and Rosechu species and evolution lines. I do see all of you and your fiction writings, and I don’t even have to consciously read them.}}

DespicableFoolRevamped asked:
{{quoteboxred|Care to give examples of what you mean by "strange ideas and dreams"?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|How the smut-fics, in general, Including those with the “self-cest”, the “incest” with Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime with I, and even that which included between mother and daughter; a few of you were indeed thinking, and even less actually wrote it out, long before July, 2021. I am not defending it whatsoever. Congrats on discovering and manifesting distant alternate universes and timelines that need not exist or happen. The absurd is often appealing, because it is unexpected-funny, but the ones who thought and/or wrote/drew it out hardly have any empathy for those alternate-universe individuals and their universes out of the multiverse that we reside in.

Be careful what you think and or wish for, you might manifest that with yourself in the hot seat; good luck with that timeline shift, respectively, for yourselves, mind, body and soul, rather or not you can even unconsciously fathom or process it.}}

In response to Chris's above rant, nathan asked:

{{quoteboxpurple|Can you pls start the dimensional merge so I can have a harem of hot men?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Oh, you’re praying for a “Romantic Killer” outcome for yourself, I see. Good anime, by the way.}}

==MLP and Sonic==
13 November
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Field Marshal Dinkledash|Dreaming of Luna #6 - “NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!”

[''posts fanarts of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character Luna'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Put Luna in Green Hill Zone, please!}}

==Personality type==
14 November

{{quoteboxred|speaker=AngelCatze|Im a Pear mixed with a beanpole 😂

[[File:X - fruitspersonality.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely an apple}}

==Gfuel==
14 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Miss Hyde|Concepts for @GFuelEnergy x Scott Pilgrim: featuring the League of Evil Exes, Scott, and Ramona. @netflix Scott Pilgrim animation is out 11/17! Which is your fav?

[''posts art'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Ramona’s Tea Time and Double Dragonfruit; put both of those in cans. 😋}}

==Debunking drawing==
15 November

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Plautistic|Thanks for the commission @CPU_CWCSonichu this is some quality art right here 😘

[[File:X - fanart Plautistic.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Sorry, but I did not draw that.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Trey™|but it has your signature silly}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Nope. That signature is not mine; I would have dotted the I in “Sonichu” as well.}}

==Scott Pilgrim Takes Off==
18 November

{{quotebox|I binged #ScottPilgrimTakesOff yesterday; as foreseen, this show not only expanded well beyond the movie and the graphic novels, but went beyond and metaphysical. I really enjoyed and like it.

I personally recommend it, highly; only on #Netflix. I’m also looking forward to #Saberspark’s review or quick vid on it. I know he will have rave details to say about it. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts a gif of ''Scott Pilgrim'' character Ramona Flowers'']}}

==Timeline==
19 November

{{quotebox|In the various media that has been made, there are some that are not relevant with our Timeline in the non-magic dimension [[1218]], and will not happen from the [[C-197]] half or on the future Earth in this timeline. For example, not everyone from that which was cited to have happened in the past, such as in the days of Knights in the United Kingdom and Spain, will be alive today. Such as Johan and Pee-Wit. Yet the Smurfs are immortal, so they are still alive to this day. Any apocalyptic or post-apocalyptic media is not relevant in this timeline, thus those individuals and events are in another alternate Universe or Timeline, period.

Media which is canonical in this timeline is deeply appreciated by those who have actually seen or foreseen the future, or even just from the general vibrations of the media. Hence, the case of [[My Little Pony]] Generation 5 (“A New Generation”, “Make Your Mark”, etcetera) is Absolutely Not meant to exist At All until After My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Season Fourteen, Episode 26, Not Season 9, Episode 26; Very Premature and Must be remedied for Televised, Animated like MLP FiM, complete with further, expanding stories of Everyone in Equestria AND on Earth (in Equestria Girls), despite Hasbro’s Excecutives and sinful Greed. To have brought Anything MLP G5 in this soon, in part, triggered World War Three between Russia and Ukraine; like the stone that the girl in Tokyo would have tripped over that would have caused a gas station explosion that Kusuo Saiki removed to prevent it. The worst of the events have yet to be manifested, and can be remedied immediately Right Now with the simple change from #Hasbro to completely remove and shelf MLP G5 and resume MLP G4 and Equestria Girls, Immediately and Posthaste.

Also, the Sonichu video games and #Pokemon Lightning Bolt, Diva Pink and Battery Charge Blue with my personal collaboration with #Nintendo and #Sega, period, with National PokeDex numbers 978 to 983 changed to Rosey to Metonic, respectively, and a total retcon and alteration of Pokemon Scarlet and Violet.

Because if not done willingly on the Divine Timing at present and manifestations, posthaste, then it shall be Forced into manifestations by Divine Forces and Divine Plan with further details that I, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, can’t consciously know, specifically, but I know Unconsciously. Paradoxes and such.

[''posts a gif of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character Twilight Sparkle studying calculations'']}}

==Video game==
19 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Boogie2988|What’s the game that came out you wanted to play but just haven’t found the time to get through yet?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Pokémon Scarlet, actually, for more than one reason.}}

==Joke drawing==
19 November

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Kay's Art and Whatnot|(I probably should specify that I never commissioned Chris for this drawing, this was made as a joke)}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I knew it.}}

==Livestream announcement (20 November)==
20 November

{{quotebox|I will be doing a Live Stream later today; I will be going for a few hours of Gaming, featuring [[Animal Crossing|#AnimalCrossingNewHorizons]], [[Tetris 99|#Tetris99]] and #SonicSuperstars.}}

==PO Box==
20 November

{{quotebox|Okay, everyone, Kind Fan Mail, Safe For Work (SFW) Fan Arts and gifts can be mailed to

P.O. Box 3037 
Lynchburg, VA 24503 
United States.

Thank you all very much for your continued support and kindness. #LoveConquersHate}}

[[Caden Peck]] is known to have recently gotten a house 25 minutes away from the PO Box location.<ref>https://archive.md/EIUvm</ref>

==Reply to Saberspark==
21 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Saberspark|You watch Scott Pilgrim Takes Off because you're a fan of the original comic and movie

I watch it because Chris Chan expects it of me

We are not the same}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Well, to be fair, it was more foreknown and highly likely. I’ve enjoyed your work. And I empathize with putting up with worse shows when there are better. It makes one really appreciate the art and quality in general as opposed to something considerably slapdash. I’m a fan of authenticity and compassion behind said arts and media.}}

==First video game==
22 November

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Fiaura The Tank Girl|Without saying anything else in gif form, show your first video game}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[''posts a gif of a [[Commodore 64]] game'']}}

==Almost to 100k==
22 November
{{quotebox|This is very cool, I’m so close to 100,000 Subscribers on #YouTube. I thank everyone for contributing and for their kindness for this blessing. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Nov2023YouTubeStats.jpg|200px]]}}

==Amiibos==
22 November

{{quotebox|See me paint the 3D Printed figure a few times in intrinsic detail on my [[Figure Painting|trio of #YouTube Shorts]].
[[File:AmiibosNov2023.jpg|200px|]]}}

==Sonic game==
22 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=🌴SpeederLight🌴|Show a gif of a sonic game that came out when you were 10 years old! I feel old 😭}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Sonic (199)2

[''posts a gif of a ''Sonic'' game'']}}

==Thanksgiving Thanks==
23 November

{{quotebox|Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone. I am thankful for the progressions and further developments of myself and in everyone who are open for and finding the Light Powered paths for the better. And I am thankful for the authentic, kind and compassionate friends and individuals in my company and reach.

[''posts ''[[South Park]]'' gif'']}}

==OfficialCWCmart commission slots==
23 November

{{quotebox|Oh, and I forgot to mention, I have opened five slots for Commissions on [[OfficialCWCmart|the Etsy store]]; these will be drawn on a near future Live Stream, so be aware and cautious of your requests. I promise to keep the names of those who pay for these private and not said on the stream.

Also, keep it Safe For Work; memes, to an extent, are okay. Nothing sexual or too violent. If the request is not well, we reserve the right to refund and reopen the slot for someone else.

Common Sense rules apply as well.

Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts gif of an anime woman drawing'']}}

==Derpy==
23 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Field Marshal Dinkledash|Random Stuffing #3 - Derpy organizes the Great Turkey escape, which was foiled only by the fact that turkeys can’t fly.

[''posts ''[[My Little Pony]]'' fanart]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Gobbles! Classic Timmy.}}

==Tweet a dragon==
24 November
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Sally the 🍇🚂 Rabbit|If you see this, tweet a dragon}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[[File:Discord Pokemon.jpg|200px]]}}

==Trump art==
25 November

[''quotes his own [[July 2021 social media posts#Donald Trump artwork|tweet chain from July 2021]]'']

{{quotebox|And now, he’s been kicked off the Ballot. Kra-kow! ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Make Your Mark==
25 November

In reply to [[DRWolf]]'s tweet linking his YouTube video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD5JSHxVhdA "Make Your Mark" Doesn't Know What it Wants to be...]

{{quotebox|Exactly! And it is in that bunch of oxymoron and paradox that further affirms what I have foreknown and foretold years ago that it is, indeed, premature and not yet supposed to exist at all.}}

==Magic: the Gathering==
25 November
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Calpain|I've never played Magic actually, but it does seem like an intriguing card game.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It is. I’ve played some with a few Commander Deck Tournaments, and with a few friends before then. It has quite the learning curve when it comes to greater strategies.}}

==Family Guy commission==
29 November

{{quotebox|This is a commission I finished drawing on the 27th, this week; the title is “Addressing the Toxic, Darkest Sinning Minority”, with Peter Griffin, himself, being such an individual. Allow me to explain, please:

I consider this a statement where I am there with Sonichu, but I am addressing Peter like I was addressing the really Toxic, Darkest Sinning individuals who are narcissistic and/or arrogant. I am expressing that I would like to guide him to better habits on the Light Powered paths and intuitions, but due to him really closing me out and his worse history, I express disappointed emotions and expressions.

And Peter’s both confused and “What The Hell?” In his mind that someone on God Level is that disappointed, yet still compassionate, of him.

Also, seriously, Megan Marie Griffin is too good for him, Lois and the others in that family. She’s been lots of patient with them, and they still low ball and beat her up over the years.

On that, I have been patient with y’all over the years, and I feel concerned and disappointed with the few who continue to see me in an outdated, misunderstood concept of an individual and want to ostracize and mock I, others, and even yourselves based on the individuals of your past who had influenced you for the self-harming worse. For I have matured deeply and found myself in my soul searching and meditations.

But I digress. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:CWC-Family Guy art commission Nov2023.jpg|200px]]}}

==Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"==
29 November

{{quotebox|I will also state another fact or two:

I am quite aware that the intentions of those on [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi]] are not great, present individual I am taking to included in that.

Regardless of what near future collabs I go into, there is mockery from the minority, but I foreknow and anticipate with counter plans for such mockeries with my blessings that prayfully will allow them to see the Light Power and Good that will pull them away from their toxic and darkest sinning ways.

With that stated, I am more than aware, as I have made clear, of the likely usage of I as leverage in the popularity of one’s content and self, as well as any “Lolcow” content. I am not a Lolcow, and I feel concern and disappointment with those who sees others in their respective “drama” and stressful situations as comical.

I feel pity for they who do not have empathy upon the pains of others, including myself, as well as not being open for the present and future, better individuals they are more than capable of being in Light Power, Good and Righteousness. I also feel pity in all who are unable to feel and appreciate the deeper spiritual, soulful aspects of the authentic and mutual appreciation and compassion of others.

In general, I want it very clear that I humbly wish you all authentically have no intentions of making or promoting any mockery of I or anyone with disabilities or any aspects that may feel “cringeworthy” to you, including that which you may be, yourselves, that you may feel discomfort and fear upon from the likely upbringing of dislike upon such from those who you have resided and/or worked with I. Your respective developments as individuals.

[[Naïve|I am not the “Lolcow”]] that I was mislabeled as back in the late 2000s, and I do not identify as such. We all have our respective situations that should be appreciated and accepted with kindness and understanding.

If you all would please, I am to be appreciated and understood as the more mature individual that I have become and shall maintain from my further soul searching, literal meditations, and even my psychic connections with literally everything there is, was, and shall be.

There are that which goes deeper than the physical and surface levels. The sparks from authentic mutual spiritual attraction and destined situations in soul bonding between individuals and friends is real. If you do not appreciate or have been able to be open soul, open heart, and open-Minded for that, much less experienced it for yourself, that’s more pity I feel for you.

Meditate on that for your selves.}}

==Blocking Bronies==
29 November

{{quotebox|And I wish for Everyone who have blocked me on Twitter from among the Brony community to read the above and meditate for themselves on all that, please. Thank you.

Be safe and well with Blessings and Light Power of Righteousness and Good.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Pokemon GO question==
29 November

In response to the [[Pokemon GO]]'s Twitter account:

{{quotebox|Why haven’t I seen Sobble or Scorbunny in Pokémon GO?}}

==My Little Pony gif==
30 November

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=💜 Starlight Glimmer 🌟|If you see this, tweet a GIF a pony you love.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[''posts a gif of [[Vinyl Scratch]]'']}}
{{References}}
{{Social media}}

Etsy Comments Review

2023-11-17T05:55:22Z

Rezalon: improved wording

'''Etsy Comments Review''' is a video posted to YouTube on 14 [[November 2023]], in which Chris records himself reacting and responding to several of the positive comments left by customers on [[OfficialCWCmart]]. Notably, not even 20 seconds into the video, Chris releases an incredibly loud burp, showing that even when he's making thousands of dollars from Etsy buyers and stream donators, he still can't be bothered to appear the slightest bit professional.

==Video==
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==Description==
{{quotebox|Reading of comments from those who have purchased from the Etsy Store.
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}
==Transcript==
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

Chris and work

2023-09-05T22:49:45Z

Rezalon: extremely appropriate link

{{quote|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).|Chris considers "get a job" to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}
[[Image:Heavylifting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydream]]ing over his [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|fantasies]].]]

Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held one job – two if pushing it – in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.

Despite his crippling [[debt]], Chris vehemently refuses to even attempt to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually [[Chris and nostalgia|live like a child]] – a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as "hate speech".<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194090568898494464</ref>

==Reasons for Chris's Refusal to Work==

===External Factors===

Several external factors may account for Chris's inability to find employment. One of the big factors is laziness. When he worked at Wendy's between August-September of 2001 he later admitted to Jackie on a call that ‘he would take frequent breaks after washing the tables and taking out the trash.’ showing his incompetence towards there being more stuff to do. Another reason could be that he can't get a job because of his twenty one year unemployment gap. Also, Chris being a forty year old male with a criminal record, who also spent time in jail for (alleged) incest with his own mother, has probably dwindled his chances of employment (like he would ever look for a job in the first place). If he gets convicted of the (alleged) incest of his mother he would be on the sex offender registry, and have his chances of a job go down drastically. Another reason being that he believes that he has a job in another dimension as a goddess, thanks to the influence of the idea guy’s. Another external factor is him claiming to ‘take care’ of his mother (which we all know how that went). Over the years instead of getting a job to support his mother he instead has slowly started to sell off toys he doesn't play with or doesn't use anymore, or begged for donations online. This is not a substantial income, and the money Chris does get he wastes it very fast. He claims it's for his mothers doctors appointments and dentist appointments but he usually would post a few days later that he had gotten a new toy or a video game, implying that he either was lying about how much the doctors appointments and dentist appointments cost or that he was using his mothers money just for his own selfish needs.

====Criminal Record====

Chris, like many of us, has had as least one run in with the [[jerkop|police]]. However, being as exceptional as he is not only has Chris managed at least 6 [[Chris and the law|"run-ins"]] with law enforcement but at least 2 felony charges, multiple misdemonors, an EPO, and a lengthy stay in jail for charges of [[incest]]. Felons have a notoriously hard time finding employment, and being placed on the sex offender registry won't be doing Chris any favors.

====Parental Influence====

Chris's parents, but more so [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], had encouraged him to not be employed, believing that his [[Monthly Tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] (SSDI) is all he really needs to support himself - a belief that has ultimately proven to be false with the advent of the [[Financhu Crisis]].

====Negative Experiences with Workers and [[Manajerks|Managers]]====

While Chris has not lived a particularly good life unemployed, he also has had some [[List of places that have banned Chris|bad experiences]] with the employees and managers of several of the places he frequented, which further shows some of Chris's views on what it means to be employed. The way he has treated such people provides insight into Chris's delusional ideas about the role of an employee. It is a manager's duty to take action in difficult situations, like if a customer is loitering or causing a disturbance, two things that Chris has done many times in the past. Chris however, unaware of how he should act in public places, only saw such actions as a form of discrimination, solely to keep him from doing as he pleases, whether it be [[Love Quest|soliciting a girlfriend]], or [[Sonic Boom|vandalizing merchandise or property]]. These views are also apparent in some of his comics, where he depicts the employees and managers that have given him a hard time as [[manajerks|corrupt tyrants]] abusing their power.

Chris also has had negative experiences with [[jerkops|mall security guards]]. [[Chris and the law|Chris's run-ins with the law]] have never been pleasant, and even though Chris does not exactly view workers and law enforcement in the same light, law enforcers are still technically employed by some organization. On various occasions, Chris has been shown to [[26 December 2014|bolt out of a Gamestop in fear]] when security is called, suggesting a fear of security guards, likely stemming from [[Chris and the law#2011|previous]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris vs. Fashion Square|experiences]].

====Financial Enablers====
{{Main|Enablers}}
In the wake of the Idea Guys, Chris's enabling has gone far beyond just his mother. Chris now has admiring fans that are willing to give him loads of money in order to support him. Even after being arrested, fans continued to send him money through his inmate account. This first became an issue in early 2014, when their [[14 Branchland Court|current home]] caught on fire and his family had to move into a [[Rental House|rental home]] temporarily while it was being rennovated. In response to this, followers of Chris began to send him monetary donations as well as care packages. This quickly became something Chris dependend on, and began regularly begging for donations for years to come, making this form of enabling commonplace. He would often beg for money to support his family, and then conveniently have new toys visible in his room. However, this stream of income never ceased.

===Internal factors===

====Autism====

Chris, believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess, doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In October 2017, Chris claimed that he was too busy with CWCville and his imaginary friends, in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In June 2019, Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his tomgirl gender, despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.

In a moment of self-awareness, Chris fears being incompetent at work, and he claimed in May 2018 that he feared that weens and A-logs will harass him at work, similar to how they harassed the management of The End Games and Anytime Fitness into banning him. However, even those significantly more mentally ill or otherwise disabled can find work, meaning Chris can quickly find easy work if he really wanted to. This shows that Chris will pull any idea out of his ass to avoid having to get off of it and contribute to society.

====Lack of Marketable Skills====
As evidenced by his resume and lack of education, Chris lacks any marketable skills or education to get anything beyond a minimum wage job in the retail or fast food industry. Given his aforementioned lofty goals for salary and demanding things like having an assistant; Chris grossly overestimates what kind of a job one can find with an outdated Associate's degree and a brief employment at Wendy's.

====General Laziness====
Chris, being as lazy as he is, would find trouble keeping a job for long due to this laziness. This is evidenced by his brief stint as a Wendy's employee, in which he is quoted as taking "frequent breaks" and not taking care of his uniform<ref>[[Jackie Chat 4]]</ref>.

When creating [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]], Chris had no schedule set in stone, only taking time to write and draw pages when he had "inspiration", arguably his most productive period was between [[Sonichu 7|2007]] and [[Sonichu 10|2010]] when he started to achieve online infamy and constantly fell for trolling schemes. Even then, these volumes took anywhere from several months to over a ''year'' before getting completed.

Not to mention that Chris pretty much [[Chris_and_writing#Plot_and_Drama|wrote every Sonichu issue by the seat of his pants with minimal regard for consistency]] (and of course, writing is [[Chris_and_art#Visual_style_and_most_artistic_fundamentals|not the only place where he fails at that]]) resulting in the self-insert fanfic clusterfuck we've known and loved since the late 2000's.

==Past Stance on Employment==

In the past, Chris has shown some degree of interest in pursuing a career, but only for his own personal gain, rather than so that he can move out of his parents' house and obtain a degree of self-sufficiency. For example, although he expressed an interest in becoming a comic book artist, working for either Archie or DC,<ref>Chris's resume</ref>, he has also stated, when he completes his Love Quest, that he would stay at home while his wife works, showing that Chris was somewhat hesitant even before then. Other sources point to Chris believing that obtaining a job is only necessary to pick up a girlfriend, which is evident when he decided to take up a job in Cutco Cutlery at the beginning of his [[Love Quest]].

Key insight into Chris's attitude towards job hunting is found in his [[resume]], which has not been updated in over a decade. In it, Chris shows he did not understand what constitutes work experience, let alone its importance. For example, he believes that doing "volunteer work" for the Pokémon Leagues at the GAMe PLACe counts as work experience. In reality, mere "volunteer work" does not typically catch the eye of most employers. Also, Chris was not a gym leader as he claimed, but rather was a substitute when the actual Gym Leader was not available. Finally, even if this could be taken into account, what experience he obtained is likely negligible, as he had no authority over the players, and was, in fact, carefully supervised by the staff. In the same résumé, he cites his production of comics as work experience, despite the fact that he was not doing this in a professional setting, and that the product itself leaves a lot to be desired.

The résumé also shows that, in his entire adult life, not even a fraction of his time was spent on an actual job, let alone one that is full-time in a professional environment. Counting all of the positions he had that did not involve being a [[Pokémon|Gym Leader's Assistant]] or working on his ''Sonichu'' comics, his total work experience amounts to a grand total of 5 months, at most. This estimate is generous because, while he claimed to have worked at Wendy's for 2 months on his résumé, he also claimed that he was already fired on [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] to [[Kacey]]'s father. Please note that this was only across an entire two-year gap between working each of the two positions he held.

==List of Jobs on Dimension 1218==

===Wendy's===
{{Main|Wendy's}}

The first place Chris attempted to work at was at his local Wendy's. While there, his primary duties were custodial in nature rather than food preparation or direct customer interaction. Despite painting himself as an employee that "serves the customers with kind, understanding help", accounts from employers and customers have shown him to be a rude and difficult employee to work with. Chris was later fired from the restaurant, giving vague and contradictory answers about his dismissal.

===Cutco Cutlery===
{{Main|Cutco}}

The second and final job that Chris claims to have worked was through Cutco Cutlery, a multi-level marketing company that primarily sells overpriced knives. The company itself is deemed to be a notorious pyramid scheme and borderline scam that generally targets high school students, college students, and gullible idiots like Chris with no work experience. Chris claims to have lost this job after his boss "left at summer's end". Chris had obtained this job during the beginning of his Love Quest, which also showcases that Chris believed getting a job is only for people who want to have a girlfriend, even believing that having the job just magically improved his social skills. This job alone, believe it or not, was what made him believe himself to be a "Natural Salesperson". After this job, Chris would go out of his way to produce his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and advertise this one quality in it.

===Other Employers===

Besides Wendy's and Cutco, Chris has attempted to apply for a handful of other jobs, to no avail, probably due to him complaining about trolls on his resume and believing he had held positions he considered signified employment, but was actually community service.

==Current Stance on Employment==

{{quote|Therefore, for all of you Haterade-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress.|Chris [[Chris and reality|claiming he's already employed in an alternate dimension]]}}

Considering how trolls, weens, enablers, and, quite frankly, Chris himself have completely mangled and destroyed his background check over the years, it is little wonder why he has lost any hope of obtaining a job. Chris even stated he was fully aware of this in a Facebook post he made on 3 [[April 2017]]. In the same post, however, he also claims that he would still refuse to obtain a job, even without all of the crazy shit that has happened in his life. He claims to fear the possibility of being discriminated against for being autistic, transgender, and having a lesbian soul. In the modern workforce, however, this misgiving is highly unjustified, as any kind of discrimination based on gender, disability or sex is usually frowned upon in the workforce, and leaves the employer liable for legal action or federal/state sanctions/fines. Besides the former two reasons, Chris claimed that gaining employment would be redundant, as he believes taking care of his aging parents actually counts as employment, despite not being paid for it.

===Job as a Goddess===
Chris now appears to believe that his true occupation at the moment is being the goddess of an alternate dimension, thanks to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and several other influences. In the span of two years after the aforementioned Facebook post, Chris would state on at least two occasions that he believes that the ability to support himself financially by working a job is completely useless.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Response to "GET A JOB"]]</ref><ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris claims to be employed overseeing Dimensional Merge]]</ref> As a matter of fact, in one of these occasions, he had actually stated that he is far too enlightened and above societal expectations to obtain an actual job, simply due to an absurd comparison he makes between the amount of time the universe will exist for against how much time he would work at a job.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210208080437/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1049442246116790272</ref> As evident in the same post, as well as in a subsequent one, he actually believes that obtaining a job should not be mandatory, and even goes so far as to state that the citizens of [[CWCville]] are not required to obtain a job.

=== Can Chris get a (real-life) job now? ===
Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,<ref>Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.</ref> and this was long before his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age|1982|02|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> a very brief {{w|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco|stint]], and over a decade and a half's worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unsavory information]] about him on the internet.<ref>Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://archive.md/VUWuy Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.</ref> Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.

Chris being charged with a felony and/or placed on the Sex Offender Registry will likely be the final death blow to any sort of chance of him finding a job in the future. However, even if he does manage to miraculously find work somehow, there is a very, ''very'' significant chance that wannabe [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]s will harass his employer into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban|banning]] him simply because he was there.<ref name=harassment>[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]</ref>

In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be valid, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.

==Chores==
{{Dated}}
{{quote|I work hard for my father in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!|Chris, [[Father_Call#Maturity_and_Chores_.2839:17-48:08.29|telling a former U.S. Marine]] about the "heavy burdens" in his life}}

Aside from a few part-time jobs, from which he got fired shortly after being accepted, Chris, during his time on 14 Branchland Ct, was also responsible for doing certain '''chores''' around the household. To him, chores are menial tasks that [[Barb]] forces him to perform for her. Since these chores are the closest thing in Chris's life resembling actual work, and one of the few things taking him away from his [[video games]], [[Chris and reality|going into deep thought about other dimensions]] and attending [[BronyCon]], they are a frequent source of [[stress]] and complaining for Chris. On the other hand, Chris also sees these chores as nothing more than to prove that he is not lazy, in which case he believes these chores are a good example of what a hard-working, respectable, [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] he really is.

===Chris loves chores===
[[Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|thumb|right|"That thing had to weigh, like, 5, 10 tons!"]]
[[Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|thumb|right|Bob working alone in the garden, on the verge of a 4th heart attack.]]

Chris's most notorious mention of his chores is in the [[Father Call]], where he desperately tries to prove his worthiness to [[Matthew Devoria]] by listing some of the "hard work" he has done around the house, such as sitting on a riding lawnmower, moving chairs and carrying a [[Patti Chandler|doghouse]] across the yard. In fact, many of the "chores" he whines about are things he only did literally one time. He also compares his pulling weeds in the "hot, hot sun" to war veteran Matt's time served in the Gulf War.

Chris does not limit himself to only doing chores in real life. He also enjoys spending hours upon hours performing virtual chores in ''[[Animal Crossing Documentary|Animal Crossing]]''. These are his favorite chores to do, because not only is he able to sit on his fat ass all day while tapping at his controller, he is also rewarded for performing these tasks! As fun as this sounds, by his early 30s it seems to just be another part of Chris's daily routine, at one point telling [[Julie]] that he had to take a break from his computer to "get [his] chores done in ACCityFolk".<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6]]</ref> He eventually stopped doing these chores all together after his GameCube disintegrated in the [[2014]] [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].

In Chris's other favorite fictional world, [[CWCville]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] also does his share of the housework, as Chris elaborately explained in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 his CWCipedia bio]. Between fighting evil-doers and saving the world from homosexuality, he even finds time to mow the lawn with his loyal wife [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]. After the kids have been sent off to school, Sonichu and Rosechu go out and vacuum to the extreme!<ref>[[A Sonichu Day]]</ref> Chris, on the other hand, is far too busy with his [[Sub-Episodes|mayoral duties]] to worry about chores, so instead he makes his secretary, [[Allison Amber]], do all of the work.

Chris [[dreams]] of one day being a "house husband", doing chores for his [[Sweetheart|wife]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]] at home all day, while the wife goes to work and earns money for the family. In a chat with [[Clyde Cash]], Clyde questions Chris's ability to take care of himself and his sweetheart. This causes Chris to go on for what seems like an hour, listing all the chores he is capable of performing around the house. He is very proud of his ability to load dishes into the dishwasher and put garbage into a trash can.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Despite these many difficult, stressful, back-breaking chores that Chris spends his time doing, the Chandler family's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] was still a disgusting pigsty that Bob falsely believed was on the verge of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|being condemned]] by the Greene County Health Department; before it actually burned down, the fire was being exacerbated by the mountains of junk held inside. In a call with [[Alec Benson Leary]], when this conundrum is pointed out to Chris, he desperately mashed the buttons on his phone and hung up to try and get out of explaining himself.<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], 7:18 in</ref>

===Chris hates chores===
[[Image:Chrisgarden.jpg|thumb|right|Chris tries convincing his dead dog to finish his yardwork for him.]]

Chris spends a lot of time trying to avoid doing what he is so proud of. Barbara constantly gets Chris to do things for her. This sometimes drags him away from his [[Chris and the Internet|friends]], [[Sweetheart|love life]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|other business]]. He has also hidden out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] for hours, just so his mother's demands that he do a "hefty chore" wouldn't disrupt his [[Chris and art|creative genius]].<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref>

He also blames Barb for his house being so messy in the first place. His usual go-to excuse for the state of his house is to call her a "pack rat", even having the balls to [[Chris and hypocrisy|call her lazy]] for not cleaning anything up. Barbara apparently leaves junk lying all over the house, but Chris would rather go days [[HairDifference|without showering]] than figure out how to move some of Barbara's junk to another room, claiming he "doesn't know what to do" with any of it. His room itself is extremely messy, with it being filled with thousands of legos and toys that he refuses to throw out.

Chris's parents also make him pay the family's bills, possibly as an attempt to make him feel like a real adult. Chris, of course, complains about having to give up a large percentage of his "[[tugboat]]" for these bills. He puts off paying them for as long as possible so he can use his hard-earned money for [[Sex toys|more important necessities]]. In one of her [[Mumble_2#People_Love_Poketunes|rare Mumble appearances]], Chris lied to Barbara about paying the bills for that month, at first whining that he was being "[[Honest Content|honest]]", but eventually gave in to the fear of being punished by his mother and admitted he did not pay ALL of them. But, he will "be sure to pay the remaining differences next month"!

{{quote|I move stuff around, I take the vacuum cleaner, I vacuum, I scrub the floors [[ShowerClean|with 409 and paper towels]]. It's really hard work. Back-breaking!|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Chris explains why he hasn't had time to work on his comic]]}}

In 2020, Chris said that he and Barb both do equal amounts of chores, despite Barb being aged nearly 80.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 11]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Chris and money]]
*[[Chris and stress]]
*[[Chris's resume|Chris's résumé]]
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Monthly tugboat]]

==References==
<references/>
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Chris and}}
{{Fantasies}}

[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

July 2023

2023-07-22T15:31:36Z

Rezalon: front-facing

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:CWC_sighting_20Jul2023_2.jpg|thumb|Chris on 20 July]]

'''July''' is the seventh month of [[2023]], and the third month in which Chris has been [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)|sighted in public]] since his [[arrest]] in [[August 2021]].

==Notable events==
*'''July 1''' - Old footage from [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] is leaked on [[Reddit]].<ref>[[Chris_Chan_VS._The_Internet#July_2023_Leaks]]</ref>
*'''July 3''' - Chris is sighted shopping at [[Walmart]] in Chesterfield County. What's notable in this sighting is that Chris's hair was dyed again, this time a darker blue.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (Hancock Village St) - July 2023]]
</ref>
*'''July 20''' - Chris is sighted at Dragon Fire Games, a tabletop gaming store in Lynchburg, VA.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Dragon_Fire_Games]]</ref>
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-07-13T04:36:07Z

Rezalon: /* Walmart (July) */ grammar

{{Ongoing}}
{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way shape or form, or to anyone at his group home. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023|May]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around [[wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]], Virginia, with some [[Weening|weens]] referring to this period as '''"the chase"''' as they attempt to gangstalk Chris.

Most of the sightings were originally posted on the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]]. So far, all sightings have involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] in public.

==Walmart (May)==
[[Image:MidlothianWalmart.jpg|thumb|Walmart branch on 14501 Hancock Village St. in Midlothian]]

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is the location at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself has also somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this is due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complemented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly-dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it it done entirely in black and blue pen.

<center><gallery>
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

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==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
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<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''Look who's back...''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]

{{References}}
{{TheChaseSaga}}
{{The Internet}}

July 2023

2023-07-13T04:32:00Z

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{{Ongoing}}
[[File:Walmart_3_Jul_2023_sighting.jpg|thumb|Chris on 3 July]]

'''July''' is the seventh month of [[2023]], and the third month in which Chris has been [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)|sighted in public]] since his [[arrest]] in [[August 2021]].

==Notable events==
*'''July 1''' - Old footage from [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] is leaked on [[Reddit]].<ref>[[Chris_Chan_VS._The_Internet#July_2023_Leaks]]</ref>
*'''July 3''' - Chris is sighted shopping at [[Walmart]] in Chesterfield County. What's notable in this sighting is that Chris's hair was dyed again, this time a darker blue.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (Hancock Village St) - July 2023]]</ref>
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

June 2023

2023-07-01T18:14:06Z

Rezalon: /* Notable events */ past tense now we're in July

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|thumb|Chris on 7 June]]
'''June''' is the sixth month of [[2023]], and the second month in which [[Chris]] has been [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|sighted in public]] since his [[Jail Saga|arrest]].

==Notable events==
*'''7 June''' - Chris is sighted for the only time in June, buying [[Chris and nutrition|ice cream]] with two unknown women.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Williamsburg Premium Outlets]]</ref>
*'''27 June''' - The two-year anniversary of the beginning of [[Chris]]'s [[Affair with Mother|affair with]] [[Barb|his own mother]].
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Template:Da update

2023-07-01T16:49:13Z

Rezalon: past tense now we're in July

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''23 June''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Turbulent Period (February 2021 - March 2021)|Part 5]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[February 2021]] to [[March 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Checking In|Chris]] and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#The Watchmen's Comments on Praetor's Golden Medallions|a source]] regarding The Place chats.
*'''15 June''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#Breaking Point (February 2021)|Part 4]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[February 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Discussing the Ban from the Place|Chris]], [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Naught#Naught Leaves the Place|Naught]], [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker#Naught Leaves the Place|The WCT]], and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks|a source]], and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Place Chats#Naught Leaves the Place and Nova Takes Ownership|The Place]].
*'''7 June''' - June's only sighting of Chris is at Premium Outlets mall in Williamsburg, VA, buying a cup of Ben and Jerry's at Premium Outlets with his new gal-pals, '''[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Williamsburg_Premium_Outlets|and is photographed]]'''.
*'''3 June''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Approaching Storm (January 2021 - February 2021)|Part 3]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[January 2021]] to [[February 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#January and February 2021 Reminders|Chris]], [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Naught#Val and MKR's Antagonism (and Naught's Inaction)|Naught]], and [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker#"Go Away Cat"|The WCT]], and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Place Chats#January 2021|The Place]].
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''29 June''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Marvin blocks Sockness, fated Pokemon card|Marvin blocks Sockness, fated Pokemon card]] from [[December 2019]]


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Saga

2023-06-27T14:15:29Z

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{{Honest}}
{{Protip|Contacting Chris does not make a saga, even if it gets a response. Getting your own saga in Christory is also ''NOT'' an achievement. [[Julie|Just]] [[Megan|ask]] [[Idea Guys|these]] [[Bella|people]].

 In addition, it is important to note that sagas by definition occur for a number of reasons, regardless of troll involvement. These sagas are about Chris, not you.}}
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{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events on the [[CWChronology]], documenting Chris' actions during a specific span of time.

==Meta-sagas==
For nearly two decades, Chris has been going through one tumult or another. However, throughout each of these, Chris has had a [[autism|special interest]] or obsession that would follow him through all of them, and would define him as a person. Indeed, this central focus of his life would serve to unite his sagas with a common theme: a near-certain way to get a reaction out of Chris would be by winning his trust through feeding his special interest, and then exploiting it for Laughs Under Lucricities. For most of Christory, this would be pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], but more recently this has transmuted into [[Chris and his Ego|feigning to worship]] him. As they are threads running through and linking together, and are the broadest strokes of Chris's life, they can be considered ''meta-sagas'', beyond and more fundamental than the fleeting fancies of any individual [[troll]].

===Love Quest (ca. 2003 - March 2018; January 2021-Present)===
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''The'' quintessential saga, and the one that introduced this word to the Christorian's lexicon. Sometime early in his career at PVCC, Chris decided that he needed a girlfriend to call his own. Beset on all sides by the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]] (read: women were repulsed by his unusual mannerisms), the [[virgin with rage]] resorted to increasingly desperate and bizarre methods of obtaining one, which have seen him [[List of places that have banned Chris|expelled and banned]] from multiple reputable establishments. After his discovery by the Internet, Chris would flutter from one professed girlfriend to another, thinking that each might be the [[CWCisms#H|heartsweet]] that might end this search once and for all. Alas, it was not meant to be, and Chris often found himself betrayed and humiliated in comical and grotesque ways. The Love Quest survived several upheavals in Chris's life, including his father's death, the loss of his virginity, the house fire and his gender transition (see below), yet despite Christorians' predictions, and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Man]]'s injunctions, finally concluded in [[March 2018]], when a mentally eroded Chris declared himself in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[Chris and reality|fictional characters]].

The Love Quest would seem to come back in full force by the beginning of 2021, and much more intense than before, with Chris expressing sexual frustrations to Watchmen members, wishing to get a physical girlfriend. He would crush on multiple women of interest all at once and have wet dreams that involved cartoon characters. It would get intense to the point of releasing this sexual frustration on his own mother, leading to dire consequences.
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===Transgender Saga (''30 March 2011 - Present'')===
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In [[2011]], Chris began the process of gender transitioning. In March of that year, he starting cross-dressing and later came out as a "tomgirl". Despite resistance from his parents, Chris continued down the transgender path, exploring his gender identity. In 2014, he briefly identified as a lesbian male, and a year later, settled on identifying as a lesbian transwoman.
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===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - July 2021'')===
Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.

Chris' Patreon was shut down in [[August 2021]] after he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]].

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===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===
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Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.

In late 2017 and early 2018 work on ''Sonichu'' slowed, as did Chris's Patreon donations. Around this time, Chris later claimed he needed to cover an unknown but essential large expenditure which he refuses to discuss in detail. As a result, Chris resumed begging and selling items on eBay with greater intensity than ever, peaking in early May when he made [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE|a trilogy of panicked videos]] revealing that a mortgage payment on [[14 Branchland Court]] was due soon and that the unknown expenditure had left him and Barb unable to cover it. Though Chris was saved by an influx of donations and eBay sales, the Chandlers' financial situation evidently remains more desperate than ever.

===Roleplaying Saga (''August 2017 - Present'')===
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As a maladaptive coping mechanism against the bleakness of his [[reality]], Chris's belief in imaginary friends and magical thinking drastically increased, one example of him dancing with [[Magi-Chan]] at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. After the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[other enablers|other successive enablers]] further fueled his fantasies by validating them, Chris retreated even more into his fantasy world. It was once again re-enforced by the [[COVID-19]] pandemic due to the fact that it cancelled all the conventions Chris was planning to attend in [[2020]].

On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote a letter in jail, where he declares himself as Jesus of Nazareth.

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===Dimensional Merge (''14 October 2018 - 3 August 2021'')===
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Due to the influence of the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad, ideas of a dimensional merge began to manifest within Chris. This came to a head in [[October 2018]], when Chris uploaded a video where he announced that our dimension will soon merge with another. He has revised the deadline for this prophecy several times. This was followed by several months of him droning about it on Twitter, even during his Soft Exile (described below). Various weens, including [[Sarah and Steve]], would circumvent new Twitter restrictions through physical mail or other channels, seeking to encourage him further; in [[April 2019]] things went to a new level when [[Future_message_from_Crystal_W_Chandler|a video]] was posted of a masked man reading a letter supposedly from a time-traveling [[Reginald Chandler]] announcing the merge.

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==Pre-Christory (''[[Birthday|24 February 1982]] - June 2000'')==

The world at large discovered Christian Weston Chandler on 27 October 2007. Before this time, we have only a scanty record to the details of Chris's life. For the early Noughties, the earlier ''Sonichu'' comics (especially [[Sonichu 4]]) are a substantial, if biased, record of notable events; Chris has supplemented this with several other records, including his [[diary]], and some videos from the time (such as his 2004 Christmas) have been leaked. For the twentieth century, which includes all of Chris's childhood and [[honor roll|high school years]], our records are much sparser. Some content, such as [[Manchester High Leaks|some school papers]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|television footage]], have been unearthed, though much remains unknown or dubious. Indeed, much of our knowledge of Chris's childhood comes from later accounts by Chris. However, Chris's childhood is what made him the manchild he is today, so we must discuss it when discussing him.

===Early Childhood Saga (''24 February 1982 - 1991'')===

Chris was brought upon onto the world on 24 February 1982.

When Chris was eighteen months old, an abusive babysitter named Roach (or Roche) locked Chris in a room filled with nothing but toys. This was allegedly the event that led to Chris's autism, though actual scientific evidence points to it being an inborn disorder. Some accounts describe the room as a closet, while others describe it as a playroom. In any case, the trauma turned young Christopher from talkative to mute. He wouldn't speak or vocalize again until the age of seven.

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===Nathanael Greene Saga (''1991-92'')===
Chris was allegedly abused at Nathanael Greene Elementary School by the principal and other members of staff. According to Chris, they pinned him down and recorded him screaming. His father then moved the family to Richmond and took legal action against the school district. The case was dropped in 1994. Chris claims that he had very uncomfortable experiences with one allegedly gay teacher at Nathanael Greene which Chris uses to justify his homophobia. Chris and his father also believed that the Greene County school system was not qualified to teach autistic children and Chris would spend his fifth grade being homeschooled by his parents in order to protect him from the perceived danger of the public school system. He and his family relocated to the Richmond area on the other side of the state, where he'd spend the remainder of his years as a minor.
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===Leonard Bearstein Saga (''December 1992 – February 1994'')===
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On Christmas of '92, shortly after Chris's move to Richmond, he encountered a miracle. Up until this point, his full name had been Christopher Weston Chandler. Then, he saw an animatronic orchestra playing popular Christmas tunes at the local mall. The orchestra was headed by one Leonard Bearstein, a robotic bear controlled by an operator behind the scenes.

The bear would often interact with the kids, and when Chris told him his name was Christopher, the bear misheard him as saying Christian. Chris took it as a sign from God, while Bob believed it was the bear's British accent. In any case, Chris started going by Christian and had his name legally changed in court the next year. He wouldn't change it again [[transgender|until 2016]].

More importantly, this saga would also mark some of the first instances of Chris's ego being stroked. Most notably in how this particular event had been alleged to be the direct cause of him finding an autism-friendly school, and winning the Sonic the Hedgehog Sweepstakes.

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===High School Saga (''August 1996-June 2000'')===
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In many senses, Chris peaked in high school. He holds his high school memories and gal-pals dear to his heart. From a positive view, he had his [[gal pal]]s, [[honor roll]], and job as a <s>water boy</s> basketball team manager, and he produced a high volume of [[art]], which included [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself. On the flip side, he got an [[Song of Christian|F in English]] and had to ride on the short bus. Graduation was especially painful when he didn't win a not-so-prestigious best artist award.

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==Early Adult Chronicles (''June 2000 – 27 October 2007'')==
Chris came of age in 2000, a time of many transitions. Once he graduated from [[Manchester High]], he was no longer in the safe, regimented world of compulsory education. No more guaranteed or arranged friendships, and the kid gloves have come off. Colleges are also stricter when setting student accommodations, and professors don't always have time for special arrangements. Additionally, Chris got a taste of the real world at [[Wendy's]], which fired him for [[Donald Duck impersonation|multiple]] [[Cousin_Al#Bowling_Outing|reasons]].

The little boy who [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|was once doing so well]] now had to make his life work outside of school. Of course, some programs can help autistic folks find work, but Chris figured that was too [[stress]]ful. Instead, he took the easy route with help from [[Bob]]: he applied for [[Monthly tugboat|social security disability checks]]. While fellow students had to balance their schedules with jobs, Chris had all the time in the world to focus on school. After graduating, his whole life became free time. Without a job, Chris had little motivation to get his life together.

While scarcer than in modern times, records for this period are much more substantial than those of Chris's childhood. Even without external provocation or influence, the events of this period, including the Love Quest and the first ''Sonichu'' [[comic]]s, were enough to make Chris an Internet legend and would lay the foundation for everything yet to come.

===PVCC Saga (''September 2000 - May 2006'')===
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From [[2000]] to [[2006]], Chris attended Piedmont Virginia Community College, a local community college, to obtain a degree in [[Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. It took him five years of [[Chris's education|schooling]] to complete an ostensibly two-year degree, and this time in his life was not without drama. His 21st birthday in [[2003]] marked the beginning of the [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go around campus carrying a [[sign]] showing his demands for an ideal partner. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], a dean at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]], confiscated the signs. He retaliated by making more; he even printed some out to put around campus walls. Chris eventually confronted Walsh, who [[banned]] him from PVCC for a year. Chris had to receive a [[autism papers|psychological evaluation]] to be allowed back on campus, and he began using the sign in other locations. Chris immortalized Walsh as a cartoon villain in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].

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===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - April 2008'')===
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From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved... excluding Chris. The saga would end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]]. Nonetheless, Chris has refused to let her go, and his useless attempts at making amends have stretched all the way to ''2018'' (for reference, that's a ''decade'' since Megan cut off ties with him).

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===Stackhouse Saga (''June - 4 August 2007'')===
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In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too), only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time an unsuspecting member of the public inadvertently caused a saga. From then on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

Over a decade after the Saga concluded, Chris finally made peace with Stackhouse after the latter made a surprise appearance in the audience for [[MAGfest#The_Christory_of_Sonichu_panel|Chris's panel]] at [[MAGfest]] 2018.

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==Classic Chris Era (''27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010'')==
The era that most associate with Chris. The mists of antiquity begin to fade on 27 October 2007, when an unrelated thread on the ''Something Awful'' forums was derailed by someone mentioning seeing our epic cycle's hero in the flesh.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
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In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, in the process destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm, although the site has long since fallen out of relevance in Chris's life, replaced with outlets such as the [[Kiwi Farms]].

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===Blanca Saga (''August - 21 October 2008'')===
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Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

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=== GAMe PLACe Saga (''August 2008 - June 2014'')===
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Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They also had to pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

Being the second-longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.

Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he ''still'' holds a grudge against Mike.

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===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
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At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

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===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid-2010)''===
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In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

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===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
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When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident; question remains as to whether she really died in this event, or was actually working in tandem with Clyde, their relationship being consensual after all. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

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===Miyamoto Saga (''January - 10 February 2009'')===
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In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

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===Julie Saga (''February - March 2009'')===
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Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Bella]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio Trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.

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===PSN Hacking Saga (''February 2009 - 27 August 2010'')===

After Clyde had faked his death, he came back and hacked into Chris's PSN account, to which Chris would attempt to convince Vivian Gee to pay him back after Clyde used up $15 from his account. Clyde would however be outpreformed by a greater enemy, [[Jack Thaddeus]].

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===Emily Saga (''March 2009 - 25 May 2014'')===
A troll in Chris's area named Emily Schifflet noticed that he wouldn't remember her face, so she decided to play multiple troll characters in Chris's life. One of them was Emily, who met Chris for a staged IRL date before going out with a man in a pickle suit. Another was [[Kim Wilson]], a platonic gal-pal who hung out with Chris in real life and online. This troll would also go under the name "Scarlet" while playing the Kim character.

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===Ivy Saga (''March - July 2009'')===
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In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians, but also provided an incredibly important resource for the latter in showing Chris's [[Heart Level]] at perhaps the strongest it had been since 2007, at least for a time. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

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===Vanessa Saga (''April - May 2009'')===
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In [[April 2009]], troll and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

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===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

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===Liquid Chris Saga (''21 June - 10 November 2009'')===
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In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

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===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

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===Tito Saga (''January 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal... and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the lulz spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|flashing his underwear while wearing a Scottish kilt]]. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

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==Dark Ages (''20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014'')==
Though [[The Miscreants|the Miscreants]] could collectively keep Chris on edge for well over a year, it was inevitable that the archetypical lolcow would someday cease to give milk. His seeking out the Wallflower and then Jackie in person, instead of believing every self-declared boyfriend-free girl who caught his fancy online, was an early sign of the changing atmosphere: Chris's ill-fated attempt to seduce her marked a shift from focusing on on-line to real-world affairs. Information on Chris's life would increasingly need to be sought through [[Flipnote Hatena]], in-person encounters and other sources beside the Internet; [[Chris and cinematography|traditional videos]] became less frequent. Occasional [[muscle bra|transvestitism]] would soon become [[tomgirl|permanent]] as Chris began to leave his old identity behind him. Surprisingly, Chris would come to abstain even from his traditional [[Love Quest|pursuit of women]] and put the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] on indefinite hiatus.

All sagas during this period are of this early transitional phase: [[Bob Chandler]]'s death in late [[2011]] drew a veil over Chris's affairs for the next several years. Direct records from Chris during this time are nearly exclusively found on [[Facebook]]; for a time, it appeared that Chris had learnt from his many years of abuse at the Internet's hands and was finally keeping a low profile. We are again dependent mostly on third-party sources for events such as [[28 October 2011|Snyder's near-death at Chris's hands]], the resulting [[Chris and the law|conviction]] and the [[2014 house fire]] in the following years. Organic CWC-generated activity would not re-emerge until mid-[[2014]], proving that he had, in fact, [[honor roll|learnt nothing]] from past events.

===First Exile (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down several times. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

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===Jackie Saga (''5 April - 26 November 2010; 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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Following the Wallflower incident's fallout, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

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===Calling Out Saga (''6 August - 6 September 2011'')===
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. Though Chris reached the zenith of the Calling Out Saga on a high, having believed himself to have exiled some of his most prominent rivals from the internet, these series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

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===Second Exile (''6 September 2011 - 9 July 2014'')===
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Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris' internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[2014 house fire|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.
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==Renaissance (''3 September 2014 to 24 October 2017'')==
A combination of events - namely yet another failed online sweetheart, and showing hatred for a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' reboot so immense that it would eventually get him arrested - would lead to Chris being dragged back into the Internet spotlight.

===Catherine Saga (''9 July - 14 December 2014'')===
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With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. Catherine's associate, [[Cousin Al]], would also meet the two of them at Applebee's, to which Chris would invite both of them to the charred remains of his house following a fire. From there, Al would collect several of Chris's old Manchester High assignments.

According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

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=== Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris only took umbrage at the fact that the color of Sonic's arms had been changed from tan to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?). Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

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===Lady Managers Saga (17 November 2015 - July 2016)===
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Between fall 2015 and summer 2016, Chris was in contact with people he vaguelly dubbed his ladyfriends or managers. During this time, he would be trolled by various characters - [[Jeff/Francine]] Ouzos, a thinly-disguised parody and wealthy rival of Chris; [[Sam and Ellen]], a lesbian couple considering Chris as a sperm donor, to whom he showed off his [[Chris's Specimen Sample|frozen sperm collection]]; and [[Johan]], the catalyst for the [[Lesbian Sex Audition]].

This saga saw the return of Chris uploading videos to YouTube after a years-long hiatus.

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===Pmurt Saga (25 September 2016 - 20 January 2017)===
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The saga started with a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment on 25 September]] in where he decried then Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his anti-LGBTQ opinions and misogynistic attitudes, labeling him "Pmurt" in an attempt to spite him. Many found this comment surprising, as Chris has been historically neutral in politics. As the election drew closer, Chris continued to criticize Trump, seemingly oblivious to the irony that any negative trait he could levy was far more applicable to himself. This saga reached its peak when Trump was elected president. During this point, he would make [[Pmurt#2016|death threats to him]]. This culminated in a one-week ban from Facebook.

On Inauguration day, Chris would make [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|one last attack]]. Although Chris still holds negative opinions of Pmurt, he is not nearly as expressive with his vitriol as he was during this saga. Even when Trump was impeached, Chris gave no thoughts on it.
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===Doopie Saga (''7 March - 26 September 2017'')===
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Also coined by the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris [[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD|made a tweet]] empathizing with ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver]. He began frequently replying to her tweets, usually with small talk and the occasional sharing of a life experience, or shameless attempts at flirting. The saga's climax began on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, "Kittenbell", which handles pornographic commissions. The same day, Chris listed her among his [[Gal pals]] on "National Girlfriend Day", only for her to promptly rebuke him.
Afterward, Doopie tweeted about the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), went to the Kiwi Farms, and leaked his private e-mails to her business account. Chris discovered that Doopie had turned on him and desperately followed several of Doopie's friends (including her [[JERKS|boyfriend]]) in an attempt to stay connected. However, he unfollowed most of them when it became clear his plan would not work, while the rest blocked him themselves.

Doopie has not contacted Chris since August 2017; his hopes of building her into a [[sweetheart]] or [[gal pal]] from the ground up, predictably, were in vain. By September, Chris had found a new sweetheart and moved on. Their interactions showed that Chris's immense [[Chris and socialization|social ineptitude]] and creepy behavior have not abated. Doopie inadvertently became the greatest [[Trolls|troll]] Chris faced in many years, [[Heart level|breaking his heart]] and feeding new information to Christorians.

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===Quinn Saga (''7 September - 5 October 2017'')===
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Jessica Quinn, for years a [[white knight]] of Chris, suddenly decided to troll him with the tried-and-true method of [[Sweetheart|pretending to fall in love with him]]. Highlights of the brief saga include pictures and videos of Chris crying over a short breakup, an old-fashioned [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|rage video]] following their final breakup (which he initially blamed on hackers from [[Kiwi Farms]]), and Quinn manipulating Chris into adding fat fetishism to ''Sonichu''. This saga would serve as the transition for the new wave of trolling yet to come for Chris.

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==Transcendental Awakening (''August 2017 to 30 July 2021'')==

After a period of reemergence from Chris, several trolls soon began to notice Chris' deteriorating mental state, and found it the perfect opportunity to troll him again, this time through the tactic of [[enablers|enabling]] his beliefs and brainwashing new ridiculous concepts into him. This all began with [[Joshua Wise]], an anime-obsessed troll who greatly manipulated him for his own personal gain by changing major parts of the canon of his Sonichu comics, coercing him into producing strange videos, and proposing the [[Polyamorous marriage|infamous marriage]] between Chris and a bunch of fictional characters, half of which Chris had already created.

Chris' new motto to [[Chris and kindness|befriend everyone he meets]], even complete strangers, has also made it much easier to manipulate him. Because of this, many other trolls began to follow suit, using some of the same tactics that Wise had used to manipulate Chris with, with very little questioning on his end. Since then, Chris has started to believe himself to be the goddess of an alternate dimension, dubbing himself and all other residents of said dimension as "[[OCs]]".

===Idea Guys Saga (''25 October 2017 - 29 April 2018'')===
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In early November 2017, Chris began blurting out nonsensical stories about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]], such as the characters of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] invading [[CWCville]], CWCville reacting to the invasion by setting up [[Operation BARBarossa|concentration camps]], and Vladimir Putin being president of the United States in another dimension. He also began making strange videos involving Internet memes and cultural and historical references he clearly did not understand.

It came to light that an anonymous troll, acting as Chris' "idea guy", noted Chris' difficulty distinguishing [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] and lack of understanding of history and politics, and began convincing Chris to make bizarre or politically incorrect content. There are signs that the Idea Guy's influence was coercive or deceptive in nature, such as Chris being [[Chris and hypocrisy|shocked]] at his suggestion that Rosechu was [[Homos#Transgenderism|transgender]], and appearing visibly uncomfortable as he performed an "[[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] [[Cherokee|Cherokean]] chant".

After a calm period in early January, the saga escalated again as Chris made [[Smashing|two]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|bizarre]] videos of ranting about Nazis and smashing his possessions. Possibly as a response, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed the Idea Guy troll, revealing his name as Joshua Wise.

Despite that setback, Wise decided to continue being the Idea Guy. His changes to ''Sonichu'' remained canon, with Chris continuing to produce drawings using ideas which Wise had established prior to the dox, and Chris continued to proudly wear the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|Gopnik outfit]] which Wise first convinced him to don.

Chris subsequently announced that he was bisexual, and was attracted to [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his own fursona]] and said he had gotten married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. More questionable acts such as Chris [[Dick Licker; that is I|licking pictures of Magi-chan's penis drawn on a wall]] and prostituting himself on Twitter were scripted and executed.

In May 2018, [[The Captain]] discovered what the Idea Guys were doing and rescued Chris from the Idea Guys. He, along with [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and [[Null]], then gathered evidence to submit to law enforcement. As for Chris, he disavowed some ideas given to him by the Idea Guys (though keeping the majority of them, like his make-believe marriage).

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===Prequel Comic Saga (''2 January 2018 - 14 May 2018'')===
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On 2 January 2018, the graphic designer and comic creator [[Bryanfrogboy|Bryan Shickley]] would get the attention of Chris after he had created "Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic". Bryan then soon claimed that he would make merchandise off of the francise, to which Chris approved. During a time when Chris was in financial ruin, which was later worsened after the Idea Guys extorted money from him, the comic, along with the merchandise created by Bryan, would become some of the first things that Chris would promote to help him out of his dire financial situation.

Bryan's comic would also get Chris to reflect on some of his biggest blunders, including SheCameForCWC.jpg, him attemping to run over Michael Snyder, and others.

A highlight of the brief saga includes Chris approaching what appeared to be his first male sweetheart, Bryan himself, as a result of the Idea Guys previously brainwashing him into believing he was bisexual, even writing an erotic gay poem for him. Attempts were made by Bryan's girlfriend to keep Chris away from Bryan. Along with this, gal-pal Tings Tingz would also show feelings for Bryan.

Due to his associations with Chris during the midst of the Idea Guys, Bryan would be accused by onlookers as a possible troll and/or ween, as well as getting attacked by actual weens himself.

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===Guard Dogs (''Summer 2018'')===
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After the events of the Idea Guy saga, it became clear that Chris was dealing with a [[ween]] epidemic. To combat this, Null and The Captain decided to step in and filter Chris's emails and Twitter to prevent trolls from getting through. Null made a thread on Kiwi Farms showing off the intercepted ween messages and even doxxing the senders.

According to con attendees, Null seems to have recruited some Kiwi Farms users to follow Chris around [[BronyCon]] in 2018 in order to prevent people from talking to him. If this is true, it's most likely in response to Chris's meltdown at [[TooManyGames]] and Null, not wanting this to happen again, assembled an elite anti-ween task force. The Captain assisted Chris when his car broke down on the way back from BronyCon. More elaborate plans were also implemented, including a plan for a field agent to whisk Chris away to assisted living after his mother passes.

Null and The Captain would also attempt to give Chris advice. In particular, Null encouraged him to talk to his therapist about the Idea Guys, in order to fast-track law enforcement involvement, but Chris was reluctant to do so. Instead, Chris opted to retreat into the ruins of his fantasy world. Eventually, it became clear that Chris had disregarded the precautions set up for him and found a new set of trolls to replace the Idea Guys: the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. Null and The Captain's willingness to help Chris has since diminished, although they remain in proximity to Chris online to document and discuss any goings-on.

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===Teen Troon Squad Saga (''24 April 2018 - 1 January 2019'')===
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The Teen Troon Squad is a group of 18- to 19-year-old FTM trans people who live locally to Chris. They gained influence over Chris upon purchasing his porn artwork on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in April 2018.

After Chris was rescued from the [[Idea Guys]] in May 2018, he continued to hold onto the beliefs they had programmed into him. Although he was encouraged to seek [[Chris and psychology|therapy]], Chris balked at the idea and instead sought out more people to feed his delusional thinking - and got his wish in the form of the Teen Troon Squad; around October of that same year, for the second time in 2018, Chris was trolled by people claiming to be his own fictional characters when the Squad invited Chris over to their house, where they pushed his delusional thinking.

In October 2018 Chris began outlining a supposed 'Dimensional Merge' that would take place at the end of 2018, in which the [[Reality Cartoon|real world]], aka Dimension 1218, and its sister dimension, C197, were to collide and combine in an event of supposedly-apocalyptic proportions. Lukas, a Squad member, has alleged that this was a holdover from the Idea Guys, but implied that the Squad encouraged these beliefs in Chris.

In November 2018, several previously unreleased Idea Guy videos, such as [[All Star]], [[Tour of Chris's House III]], [[Chris slaps himself]], and [[Chris lost Crystal]] began to be leaked on Chris's Twitter.

In late December 2018, the Squad was doxxed by an unknown party who logged into Chris's Twitter. One of the Squad members then leaked more documents on /cow/. On 30 December 2018, Chris wrote a Twitter post bashing Lukas, also mentioning that Lukas had wanted him to buy [[alcohol|booze]]. As a result of the spotlight being well and truly shone upon their schemes, the Teen Troon Squad has since retreated into the shadows.

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===GOPony Saga (''13 August 2018 - Present'')===
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As the [[2010s]] came to a close, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was clearly entering its last days. Since its target audience is school aged children it's a common practice by the more competent animation studios to end those shows before it gets to the point that the kids watching it are younger than the show itself. Afterwards, if said show was part of a franchise, they create a new installment for said franchise. Such a cycle has been happening in My Little Pony since its inception in 1984 and has happened once again. Friendship is Magic ended in [[2019]] with a more light-hearted filler series airing from [[2020]] as a way to tide over the fanbase until the premiere of the new generation, which happened in [[September 2021]] with the release of a movie. The filler series, called MLP: Pony Life struck a major nerve with Chris who holds the belief that Friendship is Magic is meant to have 14 seasons due to delusions rooted in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. This instance, preceded in [[August 2018]] by a panning of the leaked early designs for the G5 ponies were some of the occasional posts of disapproval throughout the close of the decade. For a while it was on Chris' back burner but on 27 [[July 2021]] Chris uploaded a tard rage video demanding that the new My Little Pony generation be cancelled, confirming that Chris holds Sonic Boom-esque feelings towards this. The lulz were subsequently cancelled when Chris admitted to incest.

However, despite his incarceration, this hasn't stopped him from expressing nothing but hatred towards this reboot. Chris had expressed in numberous jail letters about how he believes the reboot has caused major world catastrophes such as the Russo-Ukrainian war.

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===Jacob Saga (''14 July - 28 November 2019; 15 July - 26 August 2020'') ===
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Though he had been [[autism|autistically]] obsessed with Chris since around 2018, amateur sorcerer Jacob Sockness only made Chris's acquaintance in [[June 2019]], after an unremarkable troll convinced Chris that Sockness would be interested in buying his filthy bathwater. On 14 [[July 2019]], the two agreed to a closer partnership: Sockness would act as a middleman for Chris's [[2019 Sales Listings|merchandise]], in order to evade Chris's [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|eBay ban]]. The two would soon abandon this scheme, however, instead deciding to direct their attention to another of their shared interests; [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|pretending to be gods]]. Their mystical and occultist schemes would cross-pollinate, Jacob's extraterrestrial demons wending their way into the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s logistics. The most notable example being the [[Spirit possession#Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan possession]], in which from [[August 2019]] to [[September 2019]], Chris believed that he swapped minds with [[Magi-Chan]] in order to visit [[Jacob Sockness]] so he wouldn't need to actually do so in real life. The period of Magi-Chan roleplaying lasted an entire month. Jacob's antics with Chris was not ignored, as soon, [[Kiwi Farms|onlookers]] would find out about Jacob and dox him, but Sockness would not be deterred by a mere dox; for he had apparently already doxxed himself long before meeting Chris, and would boast freely and frequently about how he was misleading Chris for his own ends. [[Slow-in-the-minds|Despite the obvious dangers]], Chris continued to believe Jacob's teachings [[honor roll|at face value]], and encouraged his desire to meet in person. In late [[September 2019]], the situation nearly reached a boiling point when Sockness announced that he had secured a train ticket and was traveling from his home in California to [[Charlottesville]], and threatened that he would [[rape|brutally abuse]] Chris after arriving at [[14 Branchland Court]]. Being understandably alarmed by this, Chris [[Chris and negotiation|demanded]] that Sockness return, and with the help of the [[Watchmen]], arranged for a [[white knight|supporter]] to intercept Sockness in Chicago and provide for him to return to San Francisco. Jacob relented, and the two grew more distant. Sockness would temporarily return to Chris's good side in late [[October 2019]] and early [[November 2019]], yet by the end of that month he would once again be cast aside by Chris.

However, in early 2020, Chris once again started to talk to Jacob, believing in Jacob's supposed [[Magical thinking|occult practices]]. Though it appeared that they were coming close to one another again, Chris's and Sockness's relationship would permanently come to an end in [[August 2020]], after Sockness creepily theorized on [[Twitter]] that [[Mia Hamm]] supposedly bared Chris's illegitimate child after they had sex. Although Jacob would make several other attempts to win Chris's favor over the course of the next few months, all attempts would ultimately be unsuccessful.

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==The Rise (Mid 2018 - 1 August 2021)==

By Mid 2018, with the creation of several [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|documentaries]] pertaining to Chris, a new generation of Christorians had began to form, and awareness of the Chris Chan saga began to rise, further fueled by Chris's expanding fantasy world, partially influenced by webcomic [[Ben Saint]].

In late 2019, a group consisting of [[enablers]] and [[white knights]] was established through [[Discord]] to gatekeep Chris from potential [[trolls]], [[A-Log|A-Logs]], and the aforementioned weens. Much like many other white knights and enablers, they gained Chris's trust by appealing to and indulging in his delusions, specifically ones related to the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]]. They eventually named themselves the Watchmen. The group's primary objective was to protect Chris from trolls.

Alongside the Watchmen, another group of enablers called [[Praetor]] had formed, allowing Chris to profit off of his fantasies (though only at a fraction of what they themselves made), the closest he's gotten to a real job. In conjunction to this, Chris was pumping out more drawings on a consistent basis.

As a result of both groups, and Chris's newer business ventures, Chris's life appeared to become more stable, as there was less interference from trolls, he was now consistently making profits due to a growing fanbase, and he had even found a woman who was actually attracted to him. This era marks the calm before the storm, when most of Chris's activity seemed primarily dormant again, and it appeared that things were going much better for him.

===Copitz Saga (''19 May 2018 - December 2019'')===

On 19 May 2018, the Youtube speedrunner and Twitch user [[Copitz]] had began visiting [[14 Branchland Court]] to record videos of himself with Chris and his friends in several different areas. Some of these videos included ones where Chris was in an abandoned hospital hunting for ghosts, while others had involved several interviews with him.

Copitz would play a major role in the development of the Chris Chan docuseries, [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]], which consisted of several of their interactions with Chris from the span of December 2019. The documentary series wouldn't be announced or publicized until more than two years later.




===TF2 Analysis Saga (''Late 2018 - 30 October 2020'')===
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In [[January 2019]], a slew of people began to block Chris on Twitter, either due to his own harassment or egging on by weens. This caused Chris, naturally, to rage about it, and eventually to protect his Twitter account. For months, he had shown no signs of budging. All of his tweets during this period consisted of complaining about being blocked, or else his dimensional delusions mentioned above. After protecting his Twitter account, he would greatly reduce his social media activity, and in [[June 2019]] even extended to disabling comments again on his [[June 2019 videos|recent videos]]. This period of time also marked Chris's bizarre adoption of the word "[[My Little Pony|Bugbear]]" (a phrase referring to minor annoyances) and employing it almost everywhere in his wild and unclear rants. After several months, Chris's initial bitterness from the blocks seems to have faded, and he opened his Twitter account for the public again.

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===Secret Shipfic Saga (''16 August 2019 - 31 July 2021'')===
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On 16 August, 2019, Chris began to create trading cards for his Sonichu comics, much like his [[Wall of Originals]] using a template from the My Little Pony parody game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]''. His most ambitious project in several years, Chris fully embraced the concept, and has seemingly supplanted the ''Sonichu'' comics in favour of the cards as his principal monetary venture. The card game also became Chris's primary means to expand upon the lore of the fantasy world that he has created, and that several trolls from before had provided influence onto. Chris had posted several cards featuring the OCs created by fans and enablers.

[[Ben Saint]] a webcomic artist and creator of the webseires ''Endless War'', had tried to profit off of Chris's infamy by implementing characters from the comic into Sonichu, thereby creating the "Slime Saga". Chris had eventually implemented Ben's characters and ideas into Sonichu in [[Sonichu Special 7]]. However, Ben's attempts at creating a new saga from the ground-up, and promoting his comic, by tinkering with Chris's own comics only proved to be of a very limited success when Chris began ignoring Saint's attempts at provocation by mid-October, and when conflicts of interest had risen between the two creators. Following from this, several white knights and past enablers such as [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[MKRNightVee]] came into the scene in order to regain power over Chris or to justify Chris's actions. When Chris began shifting his focus on his Sonichu comics to the aforementioned card game, Chris had implemented Saint's characters, as well as ideas brought to him by drama surrounding him, and a new wave of [[white knights]] defending Chris's actions, [[enablers]] suggesting new OCs into Chris's now expanding universe, and [[weens|wannabe trolls]] trying to take a piece of Chris's infamy for themselves would show up into the mix.

Chris was able to develop a new fanbase through a series of commissions, and implementing people's [[OCs]] into his canon.

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===Watchmen Saga (''Late 2019 - August 2021'')===
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The Watchmen would gatekeep Chris through means of collecting information, doxing, and harassing anybody attempting to interact or get involved with Chris. The existence of the Watchmen was not publicly known until [[August 2020]], in which they leaked content that they had received from Chris.

The Watchmen would be responsible for and or related to many notable events that took place throughout 2020 and early 2021. Such as removing [[Jacob Sockness]]'s influence over Chris, the previously mentioned [[2020 Discord leaks]], being heavily involved in the [[Discord Q&A]]'s, and having multiple conflicts with members of [[Praetor]].

However, as 2021 continued on, the Watchmen seemingly became less publicly involved with Chris. Things came to a head in [[June 2021]], as internal conflicts among the Watchmen arose, with a member of the group, [[The WCT]], being doxed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] by the leader of the group, [[Naught|Bismuth]]. The WCT then decided to inform Chris of Bismuth doxing him. As a result, Chris recorded a short audio clip saying "Fuck Bismuth!" before leaving [[The Place]], a Discord server run by the Watchmen, while The WCT was being simultaneously banned from it. A few days later, another member of the Watchmen stated on Twitter that Chris had apparently cut contact with her and other Watchmen. This incident effectively ended the most known iteration of the Watchmen.

A new Discord server, entitled [[The Knights of CWC]], was established by [[The WCT]], who invited Chris and several members of the Watchmen. In the meantime, Chris was also set to attend the brony convention [[Everfree Northwest]]. Chris was already in contact with a troll and sweetheart named [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Janke]], who was later known for claiming to have had plots to harm Chris. Chris was also secretly in contact with another sweetheart codenamed as "[[The Suitress]]", a young autistic woman who had a genuine crush on him, who had planned to meet him at the convention. Chris would introduce the Suitress to Bella in WCT's Knights server. The both of them had agreed to serve as bodyguards to protect Chris from [[Jacob Sockness]], who swore to attend the event in disguise. Bella would also agree to serve as Chris's "photographer".

Chris would remain active in the Knights of CWC server all the way up until [[Jail Saga|his arrest on 1 August 2021]] due to his incestuous behavior with Barbara. When Bella attempted and failed to damage control her name, she would trick the WCT into believing that a set of fabricated texts she made that alleged Chris was having BDSM-style sex with Barb were real, and that the Suitress had also owned a copy of these texts of her own. WCT sharing these texts, along with partially revealing the Suitress's identity would get him in hot water, and cause many Watchmen members to turn tail.

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===Praetor Saga (''October 2020 - Present'')===
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On October 2020, Chris would be seen in a photo posing with several members of a group refered to as Praetor. This group would sell Chris-related merchandise with his permission. Most of the merchadise that Praetor had sould would have been used as a means for Chris to profit off of his fantasies amist the Financhu Crisis, creating his very own cult. Chris had a sermon regarding the Dimensional Merge at the Goochland Library. Praetor had also created special Golden Medallions which would give customers access to the Golden Church of Sonichu.

By the time Chris had interacted with Praetor, Chris had also gotten in touch with a new sweetheart, Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke, who created an animated intro for him by his request. Bella also acted very nice around Chris, which would cause her to gain much trust from him. However, Bella also displayed notable A-logging elsewhere, claiming that she wanted to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide, and even claiming that she tried to persuade other Praetor members to convince him to cut his penis off.

Praetor was also a target of the white-knight group, the Watchmen. Most infamously, Praetor promoted the sale of tasers and stun guns on their Etsy page to simulate "zapping to the extreme". A taser and Pikachu mask would be found in their shopping cart. Chris stated on 21 February 2021 that he wanted to use a taser in order to activate the Dimensional Merge by zapping his [[Gate Crystal]]. Following this, Chris engaged in a call with Praetor leader Caden Peck and several Watchmen members, discouraging him from taking this course of action. A chunk of the full call would be leaked, leaving out much of the key context in the full call, and many rumors about the group and the call would be spread by Watchmen leader [[Naught]], Larry Vaughn, and Bella on the Kiwi Farms, as well as by the Christuber [[GiBi]] on his own YouTube channel.

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===Warhol Saga (''24 May - 19 September 2021'')===

In May 2021 Chris discovered an Amazon listing for a fake book made by Don Lashomb that favorably compared him to mid-century pop artist Andy Warhol. Naturally this inflated his ego and caused him to devote several tweets to said comparison. Later he went on to begin reviewing the book and made Tweets featuring his takes on the ween's compliments. Chris would make several periodic tweets throughout summer 2021, reviewing the book as he went along.

Despite Lashomb cutting ties with Chris, Chris would continue to promote the book.

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===Incest Saga (''26 June 2021 - 31 July 2021'')===
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During the beginning of 2021, Chris exhibited [[Lonely feelings|many signs of sexual frustration]] much more intense than ever before, to the point of openly discussing this with several Watchmen members, as well as crushing on [[MKRNightVee|several]] [[Annie Ikenberry|females]] [[Bella|of]] [[The Suitress|interest]] all at once, and having wet dreams involving cartoon characters<ref>[[:File:ThePlace1stLayer 02Feb21 - almost sex dream.png]]</ref>. Towards the end of June, Chris grew impatient and decided to release this sexual frustration on his own mother. Chris would do this over the span of one month every three days. Chris would hint at this affair over this timespan, referring to Barb as a "Sweetheart over 50".

On 5 July 2021, Null would be one of the first people that Chris would confess to having a "sweetheart over 50".

On 13 July 2021, Chris would also confess to Bella that he was having an affair with the "sweetheart over 50". About two weeks later, on the the 28th, he would further confess in a 4-hour call that this sweetheart was actually his mother. The following night, when Bella had given her an edited 9 minute version of the call, the Suitress initiated leaks of it by sharing a further edited 4-minute version of the call, and then the full 9 minutes when people doubted its legitimacy. Bella would end up doing damage control to her name soon after, which ended up with her getting discovered.

On 31 July 2021, two days after the initial leak, Greene County police were contacted and Chris was removed from his property, with Barb also being taken to a hospital for a checkup. An emergency protection order was also taken out against Chris, forbidding him from contacting Barb or setting foot on his property for a week.

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==The Silent Years (''1 August 2021 to Present'')==
After enjoying nearly 14 years of being an infamous YouTuber with a cult following, Chris's notability rose as his reputation plummeted. His name trended on Twitter as local news picked up on his largest controversy yet, accompanied by many major shifts in Chris's life.

===Jail Saga (''1 August 2021 - 27 March 2023'')===
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On 1 August, Chris was arrested outside the Regency Inn he was staying at, and the next day was officially charged for incest. By the end of the month, it was discovered that Barb had returned home, and that the Chandlers' car had been returned to her, with new numberplates replacing the SONICHU ones. During that period, Chris was being held in Central Virginia Regional Jail without bond.

This saga is notable for the [[jail letters]], a series of letters Chris has written to fans and wannabe trolls alike, answering their questions and providing a stream of information about his current delusions and stay in jail. A vast majority of these letters would be Chris's ramblings of being a messianic figure, as well as being a reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Chris's desperation to get out of jail would show all throughout the saga.

After three continuances, On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred and committed into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution in Staunton, Virginia (formerly known as the Western State Lunatic Asylum) for a competency evaluation before his next hearing.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> During his stay, Chris was allegedly [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down]] by the orderlies on his last day in the facility.

Chris was eventually transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 May 2022. The period between these two transfers would prove to be one of the more silent moments in Christory, due to such facilities having strict measures regarding the interactions between its patients and the outside world.

Chris's last hearing had occured on 22 July 2022, where Chris's case was elevated to the circuit court, and sent to a grand jury for a potential felony charge. On 5 August 2022, David Heilberg had issued a motion for an autism disorder deference for Chris's case, where he is placed under probation terms and supervised. A transportation order for Chris has also been made on 10 August 2022. A review of Chris's case following the deference has been scheduled for 8 August 2023.

On 27 March 2023, Chris was released from custody.<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref><ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref>

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===Post-Jail (''27 March 2023 - Present'')===
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In the aftermath of the incest and jail sagas, Chris had taken on a status quite similar to [https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/EDP445 EDP445] after he was exposed for pedophilia, with a new wave of [[YouTube]] coverage, [[passive observers|observers]], and [[weens]].

In early May, Chris was spotted multiple times doing his daily activities, for the first time since being arrested. In Chris's third sighting at [[Chesterfield Towne Center]], Chris noticed he was being photographed, looking quite displeased. Chris then disappeared for most of May.

In late May and early June, Chris reappeared in the Christorian eye, this time actively trying to disguise himself. Chris's ways included hiding the [[Sonichu Medallion]] under his shirt, [[Chris and fashion|wearing very brightly colored clothes]], dyeing his [[hair]] bright teal (which ended up looking more [[Barbara Chandler|grey]]), and wearing [[Pedo-Glasses|big bulky glasses]]. Chris also started wearing hats, though this be could Chris trying to hide his hair after accidentally destroying it while dyeing, as his hair looks significantly thinner in the late May and early June sightings.

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==The Future==
Normally, mistakes present a life lesson. In theory, the various sagas should have taught Chris the consequences of [[Honest content|oversharing]], [[ego]]tism, [[hypocrisy]], [[naive|blind trust]], [[anger]], and more. Above all, the moral of most of Chris's sagas boils down to a classic Abraham Lincoln quote: '''don't believe everything you see on the Internet.'''<ref group = "note">Or was it [[Daniel Weston]] who said it?</ref>

Nevertheless, if anything remains clear, it is that Chris is nearly incapable of applying past events to current ones. The fact that Chris eventually hit the low of having sex with his own mother has most certainly cemented his future, with little to no good coming out of it.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

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Bisexual

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Rezalon: that would be "pansexual"

{{quote|I realized with my sweethearts <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Cryzel Rosechu]] and [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> that I am a Bisexual|Chris, unaware Cryzel and Magi-Chan were being portrayed by the [[Idea Guys]] to manipulate him<ref name=BiDeclare>[[April 2018 social media posts#I'm bisexual]]</ref>}}

{{quote|[The Idea Guys] screeched at Chris to say he was part gay.|[[Guard Dog]] Marvin, on unreleased chat logs between Chris and the Idea Guys<ref name=screech>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-12-14-chris-reflects-on-nsfw-drawings-reaffirms-that-hes-bisexual.50977/post-4090932</ref>}}

[[File:Sonichu16PreviewPage6.jpg|thumb|250px|The reason Chris identifies as bisexual.]]

'''Bisexuality''' is a romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward both males and females. For most of [[Chris]]’s life, he identified as heterosexual, attracted only to [[China|women]], and he later switched that to lesbian after coming out as [[transgender]]. In [[April 2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] manipulated Chris into believing himself to be bisexual by [[brainwashing]] him into thinking he was in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with the fictional male character [[Magi-Chan]].

==Background==
When Chris identified as a straight man, he felt repulsion towards other [[JERKS|men]]. The roots of his intense dislike of men can be traced to the severity of his [[autism]] - Chris had a strange perspective on sexuality, viewing it as requiring continuous maintenance (noted by usage of the term "falling off the straight path" and using [[magical thinking]] in the form of the [[Sailor Moon Poster]] to stay straight) and being corruptible simply if another person utters a word for genitals. The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] described how Chris perceived the matter:

{{quoteboxgreen|He freaks out when the thought of penis occurs, like if it came up on television or someone made a joke or something, because he's a moron who doesn't understand how an inner monologue works. If one person says to another, in Chris' presence, "lol suck my dick", Chris imagines that and freaks out and thinks he can catch the gay from that. Because he's a moron.

(For the same reason, because of his inner monologue, Chris thinks he's psychic and that cartoon characters are real because he can think in their voice in his head.)<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-9.51991/post-4180067</ref>}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|told Julie that he'd imagine dicks]], not necessarily gay thoughts. The way I interpret that is that Chris believes that he's in the driver's seat when it comes to imagination, when that's not exactly how it works. For example, if I'm having a conversation with you about apples, images of apples pop up into your head. [...] That's just how language and visualization intertwine. It's pretty difficult (or impossible) to resist that effect.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-1899862</ref>}}

Some fans speculated that, based on his [[Homos|homophobia]] and his usage of methods to stay straight, Chris might have been in the closet instead. However, the theory is inconsistent with the rest of Chris's personality. Gay people keep to the closet from social pressure, but due to his autism, Chris has difficulty discerning and conforming to social pressure. Chris is also the type to do as he wants and justify it as feeling right to him regardless of social stigma, such as with going [[transgender]], resisting the pressure from his parents to stop – which didn't manifest with bisexuality.

At any rate, as Chris got older, and from osmosis from the [[SLGBTQ|SLGBTQ]] community he joined after identifying as a transgender lesbian, he began to mellow out on some of the beliefs he had held in his 20s, relaxing his hardline stances against straight and gay men.

==Brainwashed into bisexual identity==
A key technique the [[Idea Guys]] used to manipulate Chris's beliefs was posing as fictional characters in Chris's escapist fantasy land, [[CWCville]]. Examples include posing as Cryzel to pressure Chris into complying with their demands,<ref name=TBB>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref> posing as [[Magi-Chan]] to inform Chris to draw himself raping [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to ensure [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]'s birth,<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Trolling Jessica Quinn, drawing of Chris fucking Sonichu]]</ref> and even posing as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|CWCville Chris]] to trick Chris into thinking CWCville Chris is a Satanist.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Pretending to be Chris to Chris, religion in CWCville]]</ref>

[[File:Sonichu 16 page-66.jpeg|thumb|250px|Page from the Idea Guys-directed [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] on Chris coming out as bisexual because of the delusions they had fed him.]]

The Idea Guys then began to brainwash Chris over his sexual identity. They told Chris about his supposed sexual partners:

{{quote|I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, [[Night Star|Nightstar]]. Her sweetie, [[Kun T’Nyuget]], was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW!|Chris<ref name=bizarre>[[April 2018 social media posts#Brainwashing from Idea Guys]]</ref>}}

On 26 [[March 2018]], the Idea Guys led Chris to believe he was in a polyamorous marriage with [[imaginary friends]] [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]].<ref>[[:File:OurWedding preview2.jpeg]]</ref> From Chris's perspective, the characters were as real as him – just located in another [[Dimensions|dimension]].

The Idea Guys then "screeched at Chris to say he was part gay", according to a [[Guard Dog]] who later viewed the chat logs.<ref name=screech></ref> Two weeks later, on 10 April 2018, Chris relented to the psychological manipulation and publicly declared himself to be bisexual, stating he had "realized" it with his "sweethearts".<ref name=BiDeclare></ref> The Idea Guys had Chris include a story of the coming out and marriage in [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]].

{{quote|Chris did speak with [Idea Guy] Wise on the phone, as he would force* Chris to have "phone sex" with him on what Chris said was a daily basis.|[[Guard Dog]] The Captain.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3570509</ref>}}

Having been convinced he was bisexual, Chris began to act out his newfound sexual identity – even in ways that surprised the Idea Guys, and lasting well after the Guard Dogs removed them from power.

On 15 April, Chris, while chatting with the Idea Guys, took it on his own initiative to scribble an image of Magi-Chan's penis on a wall.<ref name=TBB></ref> He then recorded [[Dick Licker; that is I.]], in which he licked the penis drawing to give Magi-Chan a blowjob.

[[File:CWC like video of shirtless men.png|thumb|Chris liked a video featuring shirtless men in April 2018.]]

Chris updated his [[Facebook]] to note that he is a bisexual transwoman, "interested in men and women".<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Updated Facebook profile to note bisexuality]]</ref> Chris also got over his long-held psychological dislike of [[Muscle bra|shirtless men]] and [[pickles]], buying a Pickle Rick toy in June 2018 and placing it in his bedroom.

In April 2018, Chris wrote a gay poem on [[Bryanfrogboy]], calling him sexy. In May, when male fans [[Copitz]] and his friend visited Chris at [[14 Branchland Court]], Chris greeted them with "Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK)".<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458</ref> Chris also drew a "thank you" drawing for [[Null]] in which Chris says to Null, "Oh! My goodness!!! You are sooo handsome and cute!!!".<ref>[[:File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg]]</ref> In June, Chris kissed men on the cheek at [[TooManyGames]] (leading to his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from there). In December, Chris still believed he was bisexual:

{{quote|Hell, I even ate the whole box of penis-shaped gummy candy someone glitter-bombed me a year or so ago, with no regret and appreciation. And I would eat more if I got some, not to mention vagina-shaped candy too.|Chris, December 2018<ref name=gummy>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1073704209831350273</ref>}}

==Further grooming==
In July 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]], a gay man, self-described worshipper of Chris and an enabler of Chris's delusions, started communicating with Chris and began designs to manipulate him into a sexual relationship. In the [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan]] chatlog, Sockness borrowed a page from the Idea Guys' playbook and role-played as Magi-Chan in order to dangle the [[Dimensional Merge]] over Chris's head and threaten that it won't go forward unless he and Chris meet. Sockness also had Magi-Chan state that adding Sockness to the polyamorous marriage would be a good idea, which Chris believed to be legitimate feedback from Magi-Chan. By [[October 2019]], Chris was more open to the idea of a relationship with Sockness, saying "we can kiss at the future time".<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1185683452282261505</ref> However, due to intervention by the [[Watchmen]], who countered Sockness's role-paying with their own, Chris was led away from Sockness and eventually dropped contact with him.<ref name=aqua>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5653000 Chris blames Magi-Chan for Sockness, 30 November 2019]</ref>
But Sockness managed to make a return, and in [[July 2020]] when asked whether he is dating Sockness, Chris replied "No, at least not yet".<Ref>[[July 2020 social media posts#Jacob]]</ref>

==Current state==
In [[June 2021]], the brainwashing from the Idea Guys was still in effect, as Chris reaffirmed that he still believed himself to be bisexual. He posted, "I have no shame or regret in going on public record stating the following: I like penis-shaped dildos, and I do not mind a genuine cock, up my butt. I have also enjoyed a cock-shaped sucker purchased from a Spencer’s; took me about a week to finish that thing. #IamBisexual"<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#More Andy Warhol and autism]]</ref>

With the exception of Jacob Sockness, Chris has yet to attempt pursuing a relationship with a man, suggesting that he is only bisexual for his [[imaginary friends]].

When Chris's sex drive made an intense resurgence in [[2021]], he expressed a desire to be in a relationship with multiple female members of the [[Watchmen]] and [[Praetor]] groups. Notably, despite the groups also having men, Chris exclusively listed female members only.<ref>[[The Place chats - Lonely Feelings]]</ref> Furthermore, he eventually turned to an [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]].

==See also==
*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris and gender]]

==References==
<references/>
{{articleofthenow}}
{{Sexuality}}
{{Fantasies}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-05-29T22:02:00Z

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Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-05-26T17:43:35Z

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Fan visits

2023-05-08T15:17:18Z

Rezalon: /* DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS */ now redundant

{{Protip|If you're thinking about taking a trip to personally check on Barb after [[Affair with Mother|what's happened]], then don't. She has been through enough in the past year as it is, and she is probably better off being left alone.}}

In recent years, Chris and/or Barb have occasionally been '''visited by fans''' at their [[14 Branchland Court|house]].

==Joey Vance==
[[File:JvanceandChris.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris with Joey (far left) and his brother.]]

On 18 [[October 2019]], '''Joey Vance''' and his older brother visited [[Sonichu Headquarters]] to meet Chris. Their accounts were posted on Reddit in r/ChrisChanSonichu the next day.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/dk6ttx/look_who_i_met_the_other_day_im_in_the_back_lol/ Original Post] ([http://archive.li/ZznCn Archive])</ref>

The two brothers were initially visiting [[Charlottesville]] and since [[Ruckersville]] just happens to be in their way, Joey decided to make the most of their time together to personally visit Chris. The overall visit was described as a calm experience between the two parties, with the older brother (known by his Reddit handle xv5qx) even giving a [[Sonic]] toy as a "peace offering". One interesting note Joey mentioned is the fact that Chris smells of [[weed]]. Whether the musk is the result of his usual poor [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|hygiene]] or his new [[Teen Troon Squad|drug habit]] is still up for debate.

===Audio===
Joey also recorded conversations regarding [[Jacob Sockness]].
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| ytid = HGXar9jLaq0
| stardate = 19 [[October 2019]]
| maker = Joey Vance 2
| previous = [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness‎‎]]
| next = [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire]]
| subject = {{Jacob|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
[A [[Clover and Snoopy|dog]] is heard whining eerily throughout the video]

'''Chris''': [Faintly] Hello?

'''Joey's Brother''': Hey, are you Christian Chandler?

'''Chris''': Yes...

'''Joey's Brother''': We live in the area- sorry to bother you- we've been fans for a few years and stuff and...

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Joey's Brother''': though we'd kinda give some gifts

'''Chris''': Oh, thank you.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': That's very nice.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah. Its nice to meet you dude.

'''Chris''': Yeah. It's nice to meet you both.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah. Anyway, how have you been?

'''Chris''': I've been doing alright.

'''Joey's Brother''': That's cool.

'''Chris''': Ahh been doing very well, you knowsshh having to cope with [[Jacob_Sockness#Abortive_Virginia_trip|the events-]]

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah, I- I heard about the- the situation with the guy, I'm sorry to hear about that.

'''Chris''': Well don't worry about that, it's all cool.

'''Joey's Brother''': We're all looking out for your best interests, and you definitely have our support so-

'''Chris''': Thank- [[Homos|I love your blue eyes.]]

'''Joey's Brother''': Oh, appreciate it. I you- [[Heterochromia|blue and green eyes]], they're really cool.

[Pause]

'''Joey's Brother''': That's awesome! Yeah. So, anyway, um is it cool if we get a selfie or something?

'''Chris''': Yeah-

==Aggravating Art==
[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|250px|Chris with Aggravating Art.]]
On 20 [[February 2021]], a Ruckersville local by the handle of '''Aggravating_Art_2982''', along with his older brother and his brother's girlfriend visited Chris and documented his experience on [[Reddit]]'s r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/lojfvv/me_and_my_brother_met_chris_today_ask_away/ Original Post] ([https://archive.md/MFjjm Archive])</ref>

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File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto1.png|Chris getting uncomfortably close with Aggravating Art's brother's girlfriend while looking like a stoned {{w|Rick Moranis}}.
File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto3.png|Aggravating Art on the gazebo.
</gallery></center>
===Video===
Aggravating Art also recorded a short video featuring Chris's wardrobe.
{{Infobox/video
| name = CHRIS CHAN DRIP OUT
| ytid = tQsTwz_Y_Vc
| stardate = 20 [[February 2021]]
| subject =
| style =
| shirt = Patriotic Muumuu
| saga =
| other =
| maker =
| previous = [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]
| next = [[Chris Kisses Rosechu]]
}}

===Transcript===

[Laughing and dogs whining in the background]

Swag, dripped out baby! (higher pitch) Dripped out!

==Anon on /pol/==
On 28 [[June 2021]], an anonymous user on [[4chan]]'s /pol/ board visited 14 Branchlord Court to take pictures of the house and [[Son-chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|the Dodge Caravan]]. The user played the flute near [[Patti]]'s old doghouse and apparently saw Chris peeking through a window in the house.

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File:June2021Visit1.jpg|
File:June2021Visit2.jpg|
File:June2021VisitThread.png|A screencap of the original 4chan thread.
</gallery></center>

==hoov2002==
On 27 [[July 2021]], Reddit user hoov2002 visited Chris at 14 Branchland Court, and took two photos with him. Of note is how both of these images feature Chris wearing [[negligee]], which he claimed he had been wearing during some instances of his [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> This visit was not publicly posted about until [[March 2022]], likely due to the fact that Chris' incest came to light just a day later.

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File:CWCWithFanJun27.png
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==Phillip Jeffries==
On 29 [[August 2021]], during the fallout of [[Affair with Mother|the incest incident]] and the [[Jail Saga#Arrest|August 2021 arrest]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] user called Phillip_Jeffries visited 14 Branchlord Court with a friend in order to see the condition of the aforementioned Dodge Caravan and [[Chandler cats|the cats]]. Phillip was able to confirm that the vehicle was back at the house, and that at least two cats, Baby and Sylvia, were still living at the residence. Most notably, it was also confirmed that Barbara had returned to the house and that the Caravan had been registered with replacement license plates.<<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>

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==Winfield Winfield==
{{See also|14 Branchland Court#September 2021}}
[[File:Cro-magnon_looking_ween.png|thumb]]
'''Dylan Winfield''', also known as '''Winfield Winfield''' is the self-published author of the first book in a planned horror novel series. Dylan seems to have found promoting his book by spamming Reddit and Twitter ineffective, so in June 2021 he hit upon the idea of sending a copy each to Chris and Barbara and asking for their reviews. Needless to say, the events of late July and early August would make that difficult, but Dylan continued to promote the idea of reaching out to Chris.

On 6 September 2021, Dylan traveled to Ruckersville, where he took a video at [[14 Branchland Court]] as well as numerous still images <ref>[https://imgur.com/a/j7ASWDl/ Trespassing Pic Collection]</ref> in an attempt to promote his book series by piggybacking off Chris's Internet infamy. In addition to committing the crime of trespassing, he can be heard making his agonizingly cringey commentary about the house and its surroundings throughout the video as well as mentioning his book, revealing his true purpose in making the trek to 14BC in the first place. The following day, he uploaded the video and messaged GiBi on twitter. This resulted in his exposure on the Kiwi Farms, and several people calling him out on his clout-chasing attempts, after which he deleted his video within an hour, suggesting he was following the thread. [[Autism|Why]], then, he didn't know better is a mystery.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Outdoor House Tour (September 6th, 2021)
| ytid = VJQ6xPfdj8M
| stardate = 7 [[September 2021]]
}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|

''[Video begins with a shot of Dylon's face.]''

'''Dylon''': Hi, everybody. Uh, my name is Winfield Winfield, I am the author of a horror novel, the start of a series, it's called "Cult of the Eclipse", so be sure to look for that online if you like ''Silent Hill'' kind of stuff, and you guys are not going to believe where I am. I am at...

''[Camera pans to show Son-Chu and the front of 14 Branchland Court.]''

'''Dylon''': ...Sonichu Headquarters! (chuckles) Oh man, I wanted to go ahead and see like what the house looked like, it was just a little road trip that I'm on.

''[Camera zooms in on Son-Chu.]''

'''Dylon''': I'm guessing that might be Barb's car here, uh, I wonder if those marks are from, uh, maybe [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder]], like who knows man. Okay...

''[Dylon walks to the side of the van, then looks inside the passenger-side window.]''

'''Dylon''': If, uh, you look really closely here...

''[Camera shifts to Dylon's face, then back.]''

'''Dylon''': ...you can see...there...is a bucket full of garbage, that's not shocking here...

''[He looks in the back of the van.]''

'''Dylon''': ...you got that going on in the back and whatever else. This unfortunately is not the Sonichu Car, I think everybody knows that it's stuck at that motel where [[Jail Saga#Arrest|Chris got arrested]] at, and the license plate's been stolen.

''[Camera zooms in on a "rejection" sticker from Virginia State Inspection on the front windshield.]''

'''Dylon''': Rejection...ooh, that doesn't look good. Okay...

''[Camera pans over the front of 14 BLC again.]''

'''Dylon''': Clearly nobody is here, so let's, uh, take a gander around here. Obviously, I can't go inside, but let's check out how it looks on the outside...we got a whole bunch of tall vegetation so far...

''[Camera looks at a tree in the front yard.]''

'''Dylon''': ...clearly hasn't cut the grass in a ''long'' time.

''[Camera pans to the road in front of the house.]''

'''Dylon''': Uh, trash cans are pretty empty, uh, I guess that means all the garbage is probably inside the house somewhere, but, uh, let's keep going. Go on a little outside tour...

''[Dylon starts walking around the house's right side.]''

'''Dylon''': You know, around the back is actually interesting, and I'll show you guys why in a minute.

''[Dylon enters the backyard, passing the bench and the house's back door.]''

'''Dylon''': Okay, got the bench, got a little trail leading to the back. Oh Jesus Christ, yeah, like right here, literally right here, you can actually like smell the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fucking BO]], like it, like right here, it smells like somebody hasn't showered in like three weeks, uh, I'm gonna put my short over my nose here.

''[Dylon looks up the stairs at the back walkway. A cat is sitting there.]''

'''Dylon''': There's a little [[Chandler cats|kitty]] up there, I don't know which cat that is or that's even the Chandler's cat for that matter.

''[Camera zooms in on the walkway.]''

'''Dylon''': Oh there's two cats! Poor babies, having to live with this family. (shifts camera to the vines growing on the side) Oh god, look at like the vegetation growing on the side right there, like that might be digging into the foundation. Man, I wonder how bad that is.

''[Dylon walks across the back yard.]''

'''Dylon''': Okay, uh......

''[Camera shifts to the shed) there's the shed]''

'''Dylon''': There's the shed, some cats ran off in there, probably scared it's one of the Chandlers, knowing this place.

''[Camera turns back to the house)]''

'''Dylon''': Yeah, more uh, tall vegetation on this side, probably eating away at the place, and if Chris-Chan gets sentenced, I mean, shit, it might get worse over the next 10 years, like who knows.

''[Camera turns to the gazebo]''

'''Dylon''': And over here, we got the little gazebo, Bob's little gazebo here.

''[Dylan approaches the gazebo]''

'''Dylon''': There's a little dog house here, probably where [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] is, poor girl. God, could you, could you imagine how nice of a place this could have been if the Chandlers just took care of it?

''[Camera turns back toward shed]''

'''Dylon''': Man, but then again, Chris Chan wouldn't be so famous now, would he? Okay, um...I'm gonna see if I can go around to the other side here and take a look...

''[Camera goes around the outside of the house again]''

'''Dylon''': Okay...and over here we got this little pathway here, it's all broken up as you can see. Okay...

''[Dylon finds Bob's old greenhouse.]''

'''Dylon''': That's...oh my god! What is that, is that supposed to be like the, the dream factory? Let me take a look...there are little steps here, gotta be careful.

''[Camera moves past a side entrance, looking inside.]''

'''Dylon''': Holy shit, the light's still on. Ugh, I do not want to see that electric bill.

''[Camera looks inside the greenhouse.]''

'''Dylon''': Thinking outside, what the f-, what...okay, uh, a ton of junk in here. It's probably more Chris Chan shit, I don't know if, um, you can get a decent view in here. Unfortunately, it's locked, we can't really get a better look, but hopefully, hopefully you guys can see okay. All righty...

''[Dylon walks around the greenhouse, showing the junk crammed in the windows.]''

'''Dylon''': Uh, let's see if there's anything else to look at here.

''[Dylon heads around the back of the greenhouse and finds what appears to be a jungle gym.]''

'''Dylon''': Whatever that's supposed to be, I don't know, man. Is that supposed to be like the dream factory, or is it, it's just a regular tree house or a regular little kid's club house or something. I don't know. Oh holy fuck, look at this. Look at this.

''[Camera pans over the extremely overgrown yard.]''

'''Dylon''': Jesus tap-dancing Christ, god look at the state of the yard, holy fucking dog shit, man. Man that is just wild. God, holy shit, look at this.

''[Zooms in on side of house.]''

'''Dylon''': It's like the plants are growing into the house, like check this out, I mean, it's not like going up the wall, it's actually trying to go like into the wall itself, like take a look here. Uh, Jesus Christ. Oh my god, taking over the gutters, too.

''[Dylan finds a pool of stagnant water]''

'''Dylon''': What is this supposed to be, is that like a pool? I can't really tell, it's just so, it's just so murky and filled with like rain and, er, and like dirt and earth and...fuck, man. God...man, that's a shame, it's a shame what happened to the Chandler place.

''[Camera pans over the back yard again, then moves toward the road]''

'''Dylon''': Oh my god, I feel like, like I genuinely feel like I'm walking through the woods right now. Jesus god almighty, god look at this fucking place. God, I almost tripped over a rock there.

''[Dylon notices a dry stone fountain]''

'''Dylon''': A little fountain, totally unattended, unkempt, not shocking at all. Okay, going back to my car here, so...

''[Camera turns around to Dylon's face]''

'''Dylon''': I hope you guys, uh, enjoyed that somewhat. It was uh, definitely worth driving here from Pennsylvania. All right, have a good one, guys.

''[Video ends]''

}}

==e1ectricthunder==
{{Main|Fan visits#e1ectricthunder}}
[[File:E1ectricthunder.jpg|thumb|160px|right|Party on, Garth!]] '''e1ectricthunder''' was a young woman who posted a very brief video of her and an unknown accomplice interacting with Barb. The two of them went to the Chandler home, claimed to be friends of Chris's looking to get in touch with them, and were met only by a very confused-sounding Barb. Their visit was not well-received, especially on the Kiwi Farms, where this was viewed as the harassment of an elderly woman, who was a subject of sexual abuse from her own son, for Internet clout, which lead to her doxing.

On 20 [[September 2021]], she and an unknown male visited 14 Branchland Court, knocked on the door to reveal a seemingly confused Barbara, and asked, babbling, whether Chris was home or not. Barb was previously described as looking frail, more "gone" than usual, and growing facial hair.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-29-2021-barb-returned-to-14bc.99387/page-48#post-9991909</ref> Barb seemed to be confused when asked about where her son was while [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]] howled at the door. Given that Barb did not know that she was being recorded, this was seen by some as evidence that she is not faking having cognitive difficulties as some claimed she did in Chris's begging videos, or at least that her alleged difficulty hearing is getting worse.

The video was then posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ps1foq/i_went_to_chris_chans_house_and_met_barb/</ref> but was deleted though not before being mirrored.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = I went to Chis Chan's house and met Barb...
| ytid = 6cd_VfIhRBg
| stardate = [[September 2021]]
}}

===Transcript===
''[dog whimpering throughout the video]''

'''Ellen''': Hey. Um, I was just wondering if Chris was home. ''[steps in front of her friend to get closer to Barb]'' I was just wondering if Chris was home.

'''Barbara''': Pardon?

'''Ellen''': Y- is Chris home?

'''Barbara''': I do not understand.

'''Ellen''': My- My friend Chris, I was just wondering if Chris was here.

'''Barbara''': No.

'''Ellen''': Okay. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother. ''[Barb closes the door]''

==Larry Vaughn==

On 16 December 2021, [[Larry Vaughn]] decided to visit 14 Branchland Court after the totaling of [[Son-Chu]]. While there, he took two photos of the property, most notably with the van missing. He would later post both of these photos on [[Reddit]]. Larry had also claimed that Barb still lives at the house, despite the accident, and that the property was mostly cleaned up, clearing up the hoard, and possibly all of Chris's [[List of toys|belongings]].

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</center>

==Iron_Taipan==
22 [[January 2023]]
{{main|Redditor Ruckersville visit}}

==DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS==

On the evening of 3 [[May 2023]], redditor DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS posted a series of images of [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13b8278/chris_chan_house_update_may_3rd_2023_barb/</ref> What makes this visit notable is that the Redditor saw a glimpse of [[Barbara Chandler]], without being seen by her. DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS saw her in the upstairs window in the third pic, obscured by the tree. He left immediately after noticing Barb, confident he wasn't spotted. He planned on visiting once more the next morning, although decided against after he found Barb was [[Jail_Letter_-_21_July_2022|not in a nursing home]].

{{quoteboxgreen|After I took the third pic I drove a little bit forward to get an additional angle of the house and then thats when I saw her. It was unmistakable, it was her with her white grown and white hair looking off to the right side of the window, possibly doing dishes something, idk whats up there. She wasnt looking at me thankfully but she couldve came to that window after hearing my car (which isnt very quiet, especially at 10 at night) and seeing who was out there.}}

Of note, the lawn and exterior is well kept, with only a prominently displayed hand-drawn [[Sonichu_Comic|Sonichu]] poster showing any signs that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was a former resident. The lights within Chris' room are on, likely for [[:File:12.07.20_room2.jpg|hoarding housekeeping]] by Barbara's caretakers.

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File:14BC1_May2023_(1).jpg
File:14BC2_May2023_(1).jpg
File:14BC3_May2023.jpg
File:Ideaguy_poster.jpg|The poster seen through Chris's window.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]

==Reference==
<references/>

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]

Fan visits

2023-05-08T02:17:51Z

Rezalon: /* DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS */ better description

{{Protip|If you're thinking about taking a trip to personally check on Barb after [[Affair with Mother|what's happened]], then don't. She has been through enough in the past year as it is, and she is probably better off being left alone.}}

In recent years, Chris and/or Barb have occasionally been '''visited by fans''' at their [[14 Branchland Court|house]].

==Joey Vance==
[[File:JvanceandChris.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris with Joey (far left) and his brother.]]

On 18 [[October 2019]], '''Joey Vance''' and his older brother visited [[Sonichu Headquarters]] to meet Chris. Their accounts were posted on Reddit in r/ChrisChanSonichu the next day.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/dk6ttx/look_who_i_met_the_other_day_im_in_the_back_lol/ Original Post] ([http://archive.li/ZznCn Archive])</ref>

The two brothers were initially visiting [[Charlottesville]] and since [[Ruckersville]] just happens to be in their way, Joey decided to make the most of their time together to personally visit Chris. The overall visit was described as a calm experience between the two parties, with the older brother (known by his Reddit handle xv5qx) even giving a [[Sonic]] toy as a "peace offering". One interesting note Joey mentioned is the fact that Chris smells of [[weed]]. Whether the musk is the result of his usual poor [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|hygiene]] or his new [[Teen Troon Squad|drug habit]] is still up for debate.

===Audio===
Joey also recorded conversations regarding [[Jacob Sockness]].
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| ytid = HGXar9jLaq0
| stardate = 19 [[October 2019]]
| maker = Joey Vance 2
| previous = [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness‎‎]]
| next = [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire]]
| subject = {{Jacob|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
[A [[Clover and Snoopy|dog]] is heard whining eerily throughout the video]

'''Chris''': [Faintly] Hello?

'''Joey's Brother''': Hey, are you Christian Chandler?

'''Chris''': Yes...

'''Joey's Brother''': We live in the area- sorry to bother you- we've been fans for a few years and stuff and...

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Joey's Brother''': though we'd kinda give some gifts

'''Chris''': Oh, thank you.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': That's very nice.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah. Its nice to meet you dude.

'''Chris''': Yeah. It's nice to meet you both.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah. Anyway, how have you been?

'''Chris''': I've been doing alright.

'''Joey's Brother''': That's cool.

'''Chris''': Ahh been doing very well, you knowsshh having to cope with [[Jacob_Sockness#Abortive_Virginia_trip|the events-]]

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah, I- I heard about the- the situation with the guy, I'm sorry to hear about that.

'''Chris''': Well don't worry about that, it's all cool.

'''Joey's Brother''': We're all looking out for your best interests, and you definitely have our support so-

'''Chris''': Thank- [[Homos|I love your blue eyes.]]

'''Joey's Brother''': Oh, appreciate it. I you- [[Heterochromia|blue and green eyes]], they're really cool.

[Pause]

'''Joey's Brother''': That's awesome! Yeah. So, anyway, um is it cool if we get a selfie or something?

'''Chris''': Yeah-

==Aggravating Art==
[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|250px|Chris with Aggravating Art.]]
On 20 [[February 2021]], a Ruckersville local by the handle of '''Aggravating_Art_2982''', along with his older brother and his brother's girlfriend visited Chris and documented his experience on [[Reddit]]'s r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/lojfvv/me_and_my_brother_met_chris_today_ask_away/ Original Post] ([https://archive.md/MFjjm Archive])</ref>

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File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto1.png|Chris getting uncomfortably close with Aggravating Art's brother's girlfriend while looking like a stoned {{w|Rick Moranis}}.
File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto3.png|Aggravating Art on the gazebo.
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===Video===
Aggravating Art also recorded a short video featuring Chris's wardrobe.
{{Infobox/video
| name = CHRIS CHAN DRIP OUT
| ytid = tQsTwz_Y_Vc
| stardate = 20 [[February 2021]]
| subject =
| style =
| shirt = Patriotic Muumuu
| saga =
| other =
| maker =
| previous = [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]
| next = [[Chris Kisses Rosechu]]
}}

===Transcript===

[Laughing and dogs whining in the background]

Swag, dripped out baby! (higher pitch) Dripped out!

==Anon on /pol/==
On 28 [[June 2021]], an anonymous user on [[4chan]]'s /pol/ board visited 14 Branchlord Court to take pictures of the house and [[Son-chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|the Dodge Caravan]]. The user played the flute near [[Patti]]'s old doghouse and apparently saw Chris peeking through a window in the house.

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File:June2021Visit1.jpg|
File:June2021Visit2.jpg|
File:June2021VisitThread.png|A screencap of the original 4chan thread.
</gallery></center>

==hoov2002==
On 27 [[July 2021]], Reddit user hoov2002 visited Chris at 14 Branchland Court, and took two photos with him. Of note is how both of these images feature Chris wearing [[negligee]], which he claimed he had been wearing during some instances of his [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> This visit was not publicly posted about until [[March 2022]], likely due to the fact that Chris' incest came to light just a day later.

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File:CWCWithFanJun27.png
File:CWCWithFanJun27 2.png
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==Phillip Jeffries==
On 29 [[August 2021]], during the fallout of [[Affair with Mother|the incest incident]] and the [[Jail Saga#Arrest|August 2021 arrest]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] user called Phillip_Jeffries visited 14 Branchlord Court with a friend in order to see the condition of the aforementioned Dodge Caravan and [[Chandler cats|the cats]]. Phillip was able to confirm that the vehicle was back at the house, and that at least two cats, Baby and Sylvia, were still living at the residence. Most notably, it was also confirmed that Barbara had returned to the house and that the Caravan had been registered with replacement license plates.<<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>

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==Winfield Winfield==
{{See also|14 Branchland Court#September 2021}}
[[File:Cro-magnon_looking_ween.png|thumb]]
'''Dylan Winfield''', also known as '''Winfield Winfield''' is the self-published author of the first book in a planned horror novel series. Dylan seems to have found promoting his book by spamming Reddit and Twitter ineffective, so in June 2021 he hit upon the idea of sending a copy each to Chris and Barbara and asking for their reviews. Needless to say, the events of late July and early August would make that difficult, but Dylan continued to promote the idea of reaching out to Chris.

On 6 September 2021, Dylan traveled to Ruckersville, where he took a video at [[14 Branchland Court]] as well as numerous still images <ref>[https://imgur.com/a/j7ASWDl/ Trespassing Pic Collection]</ref> in an attempt to promote his book series by piggybacking off Chris's Internet infamy. In addition to committing the crime of trespassing, he can be heard making his agonizingly cringey commentary about the house and its surroundings throughout the video as well as mentioning his book, revealing his true purpose in making the trek to 14BC in the first place. The following day, he uploaded the video and messaged GiBi on twitter. This resulted in his exposure on the Kiwi Farms, and several people calling him out on his clout-chasing attempts, after which he deleted his video within an hour, suggesting he was following the thread. [[Autism|Why]], then, he didn't know better is a mystery.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Outdoor House Tour (September 6th, 2021)
| ytid = VJQ6xPfdj8M
| stardate = 7 [[September 2021]]
}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|

''[Video begins with a shot of Dylon's face.]''

'''Dylon''': Hi, everybody. Uh, my name is Winfield Winfield, I am the author of a horror novel, the start of a series, it's called "Cult of the Eclipse", so be sure to look for that online if you like ''Silent Hill'' kind of stuff, and you guys are not going to believe where I am. I am at...

''[Camera pans to show Son-Chu and the front of 14 Branchland Court.]''

'''Dylon''': ...Sonichu Headquarters! (chuckles) Oh man, I wanted to go ahead and see like what the house looked like, it was just a little road trip that I'm on.

''[Camera zooms in on Son-Chu.]''

'''Dylon''': I'm guessing that might be Barb's car here, uh, I wonder if those marks are from, uh, maybe [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder]], like who knows man. Okay...

''[Dylon walks to the side of the van, then looks inside the passenger-side window.]''

'''Dylon''': If, uh, you look really closely here...

''[Camera shifts to Dylon's face, then back.]''

'''Dylon''': ...you can see...there...is a bucket full of garbage, that's not shocking here...

''[He looks in the back of the van.]''

'''Dylon''': ...you got that going on in the back and whatever else. This unfortunately is not the Sonichu Car, I think everybody knows that it's stuck at that motel where [[Jail Saga#Arrest|Chris got arrested]] at, and the license plate's been stolen.

''[Camera zooms in on a "rejection" sticker from Virginia State Inspection on the front windshield.]''

'''Dylon''': Rejection...ooh, that doesn't look good. Okay...

''[Camera pans over the front of 14 BLC again.]''

'''Dylon''': Clearly nobody is here, so let's, uh, take a gander around here. Obviously, I can't go inside, but let's check out how it looks on the outside...we got a whole bunch of tall vegetation so far...

''[Camera looks at a tree in the front yard.]''

'''Dylon''': ...clearly hasn't cut the grass in a ''long'' time.

''[Camera pans to the road in front of the house.]''

'''Dylon''': Uh, trash cans are pretty empty, uh, I guess that means all the garbage is probably inside the house somewhere, but, uh, let's keep going. Go on a little outside tour...

''[Dylon starts walking around the house's right side.]''

'''Dylon''': You know, around the back is actually interesting, and I'll show you guys why in a minute.

''[Dylon enters the backyard, passing the bench and the house's back door.]''

'''Dylon''': Okay, got the bench, got a little trail leading to the back. Oh Jesus Christ, yeah, like right here, literally right here, you can actually like smell the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fucking BO]], like it, like right here, it smells like somebody hasn't showered in like three weeks, uh, I'm gonna put my short over my nose here.

''[Dylon looks up the stairs at the back walkway. A cat is sitting there.]''

'''Dylon''': There's a little [[Chandler cats|kitty]] up there, I don't know which cat that is or that's even the Chandler's cat for that matter.

''[Camera zooms in on the walkway.]''

'''Dylon''': Oh there's two cats! Poor babies, having to live with this family. (shifts camera to the vines growing on the side) Oh god, look at like the vegetation growing on the side right there, like that might be digging into the foundation. Man, I wonder how bad that is.

''[Dylon walks across the back yard.]''

'''Dylon''': Okay, uh......

''[Camera shifts to the shed) there's the shed]''

'''Dylon''': There's the shed, some cats ran off in there, probably scared it's one of the Chandlers, knowing this place.

''[Camera turns back to the house)]''

'''Dylon''': Yeah, more uh, tall vegetation on this side, probably eating away at the place, and if Chris-Chan gets sentenced, I mean, shit, it might get worse over the next 10 years, like who knows.

''[Camera turns to the gazebo]''

'''Dylon''': And over here, we got the little gazebo, Bob's little gazebo here.

''[Dylan approaches the gazebo]''

'''Dylon''': There's a little dog house here, probably where [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] is, poor girl. God, could you, could you imagine how nice of a place this could have been if the Chandlers just took care of it?

''[Camera turns back toward shed]''

'''Dylon''': Man, but then again, Chris Chan wouldn't be so famous now, would he? Okay, um...I'm gonna see if I can go around to the other side here and take a look...

''[Camera goes around the outside of the house again]''

'''Dylon''': Okay...and over here we got this little pathway here, it's all broken up as you can see. Okay...

''[Dylon finds Bob's old greenhouse.]''

'''Dylon''': That's...oh my god! What is that, is that supposed to be like the, the dream factory? Let me take a look...there are little steps here, gotta be careful.

''[Camera moves past a side entrance, looking inside.]''

'''Dylon''': Holy shit, the light's still on. Ugh, I do not want to see that electric bill.

''[Camera looks inside the greenhouse.]''

'''Dylon''': Thinking outside, what the f-, what...okay, uh, a ton of junk in here. It's probably more Chris Chan shit, I don't know if, um, you can get a decent view in here. Unfortunately, it's locked, we can't really get a better look, but hopefully, hopefully you guys can see okay. All righty...

''[Dylon walks around the greenhouse, showing the junk crammed in the windows.]''

'''Dylon''': Uh, let's see if there's anything else to look at here.

''[Dylon heads around the back of the greenhouse and finds what appears to be a jungle gym.]''

'''Dylon''': Whatever that's supposed to be, I don't know, man. Is that supposed to be like the dream factory, or is it, it's just a regular tree house or a regular little kid's club house or something. I don't know. Oh holy fuck, look at this. Look at this.

''[Camera pans over the extremely overgrown yard.]''

'''Dylon''': Jesus tap-dancing Christ, god look at the state of the yard, holy fucking dog shit, man. Man that is just wild. God, holy shit, look at this.

''[Zooms in on side of house.]''

'''Dylon''': It's like the plants are growing into the house, like check this out, I mean, it's not like going up the wall, it's actually trying to go like into the wall itself, like take a look here. Uh, Jesus Christ. Oh my god, taking over the gutters, too.

''[Dylan finds a pool of stagnant water]''

'''Dylon''': What is this supposed to be, is that like a pool? I can't really tell, it's just so, it's just so murky and filled with like rain and, er, and like dirt and earth and...fuck, man. God...man, that's a shame, it's a shame what happened to the Chandler place.

''[Camera pans over the back yard again, then moves toward the road]''

'''Dylon''': Oh my god, I feel like, like I genuinely feel like I'm walking through the woods right now. Jesus god almighty, god look at this fucking place. God, I almost tripped over a rock there.

''[Dylon notices a dry stone fountain]''

'''Dylon''': A little fountain, totally unattended, unkempt, not shocking at all. Okay, going back to my car here, so...

''[Camera turns around to Dylon's face]''

'''Dylon''': I hope you guys, uh, enjoyed that somewhat. It was uh, definitely worth driving here from Pennsylvania. All right, have a good one, guys.

''[Video ends]''

}}

==e1ectricthunder==
{{Main|Fan visits#e1ectricthunder}}
[[File:E1ectricthunder.jpg|thumb|160px|right|Party on, Garth!]] '''e1ectricthunder''' was a young woman who posted a very brief video of her and an unknown accomplice interacting with Barb. The two of them went to the Chandler home, claimed to be friends of Chris's looking to get in touch with them, and were met only by a very confused-sounding Barb. Their visit was not well-received, especially on the Kiwi Farms, where this was viewed as the harassment of an elderly woman, who was a subject of sexual abuse from her own son, for Internet clout, which lead to her doxing.

On 20 [[September 2021]], she and an unknown male visited 14 Branchland Court, knocked on the door to reveal a seemingly confused Barbara, and asked, babbling, whether Chris was home or not. Barb was previously described as looking frail, more "gone" than usual, and growing facial hair.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-29-2021-barb-returned-to-14bc.99387/page-48#post-9991909</ref> Barb seemed to be confused when asked about where her son was while [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]] howled at the door. Given that Barb did not know that she was being recorded, this was seen by some as evidence that she is not faking having cognitive difficulties as some claimed she did in Chris's begging videos, or at least that her alleged difficulty hearing is getting worse.

The video was then posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ps1foq/i_went_to_chris_chans_house_and_met_barb/</ref> but was deleted though not before being mirrored.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = I went to Chis Chan's house and met Barb...
| ytid = 6cd_VfIhRBg
| stardate = [[September 2021]]
}}

===Transcript===
''[dog whimpering throughout the video]''

'''Ellen''': Hey. Um, I was just wondering if Chris was home. ''[steps in front of her friend to get closer to Barb]'' I was just wondering if Chris was home.

'''Barbara''': Pardon?

'''Ellen''': Y- is Chris home?

'''Barbara''': I do not understand.

'''Ellen''': My- My friend Chris, I was just wondering if Chris was here.

'''Barbara''': No.

'''Ellen''': Okay. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother. ''[Barb closes the door]''

==Larry Vaughn==

On 16 December 2021, [[Larry Vaughn]] decided to visit 14 Branchland Court after the totaling of [[Son-Chu]]. While there, he took two photos of the property, most notably with the van missing. He would later post both of these photos on [[Reddit]]. Larry had also claimed that Barb still lives at the house, despite the accident, and that the property was mostly cleaned up, clearing up the hoard, and possibly all of Chris's [[List of toys|belongings]].

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==Iron_Taipan==
22 [[January 2023]]
{{main|Redditor Ruckersville visit}}

==DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS==

On the evening of 3 [[May 2023]], redditor DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS posted a series of images of [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13b8278/chris_chan_house_update_may_3rd_2023_barb/</ref> What makes this visit notable is that the Redditor saw a glimpse of [[Barbara Chandler]], without being seen by her. DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS saw her in the upstairs window in the third pic, obscured by the tree. After noticing her, he left immediately, and confident he wasn't spotted. He planned on visiting once more the next morning, although decided against after he found Barb was [[Jail_Letter_-_21_July_2022|not in a nursing home]].

{{quoteboxgreen|After I took the third pic I drove a little bit forward to get an additional angle of the house and then thats when I saw her. It was unmistakable, it was her with her white grown and white hair looking off to the right side of the window, possibly doing dishes something, idk whats up there. She wasnt looking at me thankfully but she couldve came to that window after hearing my car (which isnt very quiet, especially at 10 at night) and seeing who was out there.}}

Of note, the lawn and exterior is well kept, with only a prominently displayed hand-drawn [[My Little Pony]] poster showing any signs that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was a former resident. The lights within Chris' room are on, likely for [[:File:12.07.20_room2.jpg|hoarding housekeeping]] by Barbara's caretakers.

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File:14BC1_May2023_(1).jpg
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File:12.07.20_room4.jpg|The poster seen through Chris's window, located on the top right.
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==See also==
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]

==Reference==
<references/>

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]

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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''3 May''' - Chris is spotted for the third time in a Chesterfield Towne Center, '''[[The Chase#Spotted at Chesterfield Towne Center|and is photographed once more]]'''.
*'''2 May''' - Chris is spotted once again at Battlegrounds, a game store, '''[[The Chase#Spotted at a Game Shop|and is once again photographed]].'''
*'''1 May''' - Chris goes to Walmart. '''[[The Chase#Spotted at Walmart|He is photographed and the sightings posted about online]].'''
*'''26 April''' - Chris's garnishment case '''[[:File:Court Record - 2023 Midland Funding, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-02).png|results in "Dismissed No Funds."]]'''
*'''4 April''' - '''[[User:Anaxis/The Lainchu Manifesto|The Lainchu Manifesto]]''', an ongoing essay giving an account of the [[Watchmen]] group, is posted by [[Anaxis]].
*'''3 April''' - Greene County Circuit Court '''[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 3 April 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|records a Release Order]]''' regarding Chris's incest case.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''3 May''' - [[The Place chats (October 2019)#Maladaptive daydreaming|Maladaptive Daydreaming]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''1 May''' - [[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Cold, ProjectSNT, and Dating Sim|The Place chats - Cold, ProjectSNT, and Dating Sim]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''26 April''' - [[Justin DMs]] from [[September 2020]]
*'''19 April''' - [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Premonitions and trances|Premonitions and trances]] from [[November 2020]]
*'''17 April''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Medallion, Burger King, and the Merge|Medallion, Burger King, and the Merge]] from [[October 2020]]
*'''9 April''' - [[An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021]] from [[June 2022]]


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Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-05-03T21:51:34Z

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{{Ongoing}}
[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|thumb|left|Chris's (hopefully) final mugshot.]]
[[File:Dalek.png|thumb|''"[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAY! JULAAAAAAAY!]]"'']]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|left|As foreseen, a mean keen [[ween]] by the name of Peen seen looking for Christine.]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Upon hearing this, many [[weens]] immediately wanted to go and seek out Chris in public, thus beginning '''the chase''' for CWC.

==Spotted at Walmart==
[[Image:MidlothianWalmart.jpg|thumb|Midlothian Walmart branch]]

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in Midlothian, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown colour, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], possibly a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

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File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
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Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

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Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
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Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

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| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8|800}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| subject =
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He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large [[Niggo|black]] woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is the location at 14501 Hancock Village St. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of Gateway Homes, lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Spotted at a Game Shop==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, once again, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

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==Spotted at a Virginia Mall==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|200px|Chrisfoot]]
On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, was spotted outside a Donatos restaurant at a "local mall in Virginia". The photo was posted to reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims their friend took the photo.

This is the first sighting where Chris seems to be aware that he is being photographed.

{{clear}}

==Fan art==
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Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''Look who's back...''
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{{TheChaseSaga}}

==Footnotes==

2020s

2023-03-27T15:10:09Z

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{{ongoing}}
{{Quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris describing [[Affair with Mother|incestuous sex with his mother]]<ref>[[Incest Texts]]</ref>}}
The '''2020s''' are the current decade, and the period of time where all hell finally broke loose for Chris.

2020 started things off with a pretty big clusterfuck with [[COVID-19|the coronavirus pandemic]] wreaking havoc on the world, justifying [[Chris]]'s further descent into [[Chris and coping|his fantasies]]. For almost an entire year, he [[Spirit possession|pretended to be possessed by Sonichu]].

Little did observers know, this was only the beginning. In 2021, Chris was arrested for [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] with his own mother, shocking followers. This decade so far has marked a period of accelerated decay – [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally]] and [[Chris and health|physically]] – for Chris, and things have only intensified further as the decade has gone on. Chris will be aged between 37 and 47 - [[Chris and death#Chris himself (1982–)|presuming that he makes it through the entire decade]], he'll likely be spending many of these years behind bars.

==2020==

[[File:CWC_Discord_selfie_for_VoidZine_server.jpg|thumbnail|200px|Chris in 2020]]
::''Main article: [[2020]] ''
The [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic'' movie]] was released, with Chris enjoying it despite his [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)#Previews|earlier grievances]]. President [[Pmurt]] lost his re-election bid to [[Joe Biden]], whom Chris had endorsed until he claimed to have voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}} instead.

Meanwhile, [[COVID-19]] erupted into a global pandemic, resulting in the cancellation of numerous non-essential events; among them was [[BABSCon]], which Chris had been eagerly awaiting. To cope with this, he began [[Spirit possession|body-swapping]] with Sonichu in April, which continued for the rest of the year. Chris's gradual [[Chris and reality|mental decline]] continued, digging himself deeper into his delusions of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also made contact with [[Praetor]], a group surrounded in much controversy, and gave several [[Discord Q&A]]s.
{{clear}}

==2021==
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2021]]
::''Main article: [[2021]]''
This year, the shit finally hit the fan as it came to light that Chris [[Affair with Mother|had been having a sexual relationship with his own mother]]. This revelation very quickly destabilized everything about Chris's life, separating him from his house and mother.

In early [[August 2021|August]], he was [[Jail Saga|arrested on a charge of incest and held without bail]].

On the upside, Chris overcame one of his many delusions when he stopped pretending that he was Sonichu. On the downside, Chris later replaced that belief with the belief that he's Jesus Christ reincarnated.

In the meantime, Chris would start responding to a series of up to 100 letters that he would receive from fans. So far, only 29 of these letters have been shared publicly.
{{clear}}

==2022==
::''Main article: [[2022]]''
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mughsot, 2022]]
Chris spent the entirety of 2022 behind bars, as his legal proceedings dragged on, with the only communication being [[Jail Letters|letters]], [[Jail Art|artwork]] and an occasional phone call to the [[fanbase]].

==2023==
::''Main article: [[2023]]''
[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|200px|thumb|Chris's mughsot, 2023]]
Chris' [[incest case]] will be reviewed in August 2023.



==References==
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{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]
[[Category:Chronology]]

Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.

2023-03-02T23:08:32Z

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{{Quote|It is absolutely mind-boggling that Chris' last ever video online is essentially a 'Classic Chris' rant. This genuinely feels like [[Saga|some kind of arc, coming full circle.]]|YouTube commenter 'humanskin', reflecting on the rant and the events that came to follow its release.}}
'''Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.''' is a [[YouTube]] video produced and uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] on 27 [[July 2021]], and likely the last he will ever upload for the foreseeable future. Chris went out with not a whimper, but [[Chris and sex#Incest|a bang]] by releasing his first (and technically final) rant video in a long time.

Earlier in the day, Chris had encountered several toys for the latest generation - G5 - of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' at a local [[Wal-Mart]] and Target. As G5 is a reboot of the franchise, Chris was strongly opposed to it proceeding and had complained to IP owner Hasbro about it in the past. Chris used [[magical thinking]] to believe he used his powers to phase the toys out of existence. When Chris returned home, he was still enraged over the matter and decided to record a video demanding Hasbro to cancel the cartoon and toy line for ''My Little Pony'' G5.<ref name=react>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store]]</ref>

After Chris uploaded the video, [[Watchman]] [[The WCT]] reached out, concerned over Chris's display of aggression and asking him not to hurt himself and to talk things out instead, to whom Chris promised that he had no intention of hurting himself and agreed to talk. Chris claimed that he was not angry about "trivial" details such as the G5 character designs but was instead upset over his belief that the G5 series was "Not supposed to exist at all in this timeline until After Season Fourteen of G4."<ref name=wct>[[WCT DMs#Upset at MLP G5]]</ref>

{{quote|My action was just for the justice and safety of our universe and our timeline, here.|Chris on why he made the video.<ref name=wct></ref>}}

==Background and analysis==
[[Image:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"If you don't cancel G5, you're going to put this ENTIRE TIMELINE in chaos!" Oh, if we only knew.]]

In the video, Chris insists that the previous iteration of the show, ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'', run for 5 more seasons, in yet another [[Chris and oratory|one of his lengthy speeches]]. Instead of the usual threats, Chris simply states to Hasbro that by not canceling the reboot, [[Chris and reality|they will inadvertently cause disorder in this timeline]] – because we all know that the most important thing to the safety of the world is the cancelation of a rebooted cartoon promoting plastic pony toys and the continuation of its previous iteration. From Chris's perspective, things like [[COVID-19|a global pandemic]], world hunger, climate change, and ongoing wars and conflicts compromising national security can wait later, and will probably be solved by the [[Dimensional Merge]] anyway, and are comparatively less important because they don't directly affect him.

This video is perhaps the most prominent display of [[Chris and anger|Chris's rage]] since [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|the end of his relationship with Jessica Quinn]], which seems particularly jarring after he'd spent months tweeting messages of peace and encouraging faux-[[meditation]] practices.<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Preparing for The Merge]]</ref><ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Meditiation]]</ref><ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Meditation question]]</ref> Chris's anger here, aside from being indicative of his usual resistance to change, may also reflect him subconsciously understanding that his [[magical thinking]] will not influence the business decisions affecting [[Chris and brand loyalty|the brands that he loves so much]]. It's also possible that Chris stopped taking estrogen in the recent past to prepare for [[Affair with Mother|his incestuous affair]], which may have fueled a more aggressive response.

Unusually for Chris, this video was shot in his bathroom.<ref name=react></ref> The video not only showcases more of the hoard in [[14 Branchland Court]] but also reveals that one of the bathroom walls now has several dents. Some passive observers have speculated that Chris may have punched these holes in the wall out of anger before he filmed the video. However, Chris claims that the dents were really his attempts to practice for the day that he physically destroys [[Iron Curtain|the wall]] separating humans from their [[OCs]], and have been there for an unspecified amount of time.<ref name=wct></ref> [[List of Chris's lies|Considering how often he lies about embarrassing things he's done]], it is not fully certain whether or not Chris was being honest. Neither he nor [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] appeared to have said anything about it beforehand, and given [[The Journey to the Merge|the extent of Chris's delusions]], it is not entirely out of the realm of possibility for Chris to have legitimately believed he was breaking into another dimension.

This recklessness, along with the rant included in the video (not to mention his prior debacle with ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]''), left many concerned with the current state of [[Chris and mental healthcare|Chris's already deteriorating mental health]]. It is feared that he could eventually devolve into breaking other things, or even causing physical harm to others, either out of a mixture of his delusions or anger. It certainly didn't help that Chris planned to attend [[Everfree Northwest]] in a matter of weeks when he recorded the video, where MLP G5 content almost certainly would've been showcased. However, due to the [[Incest Call]] being brought to light, Chris was banned from attending the convention. On September 24, 2021, the animated film ''My Little Pony: A New Generation'' was released on Netflix, which will subsequently air a full animated series in 2022 to replace ''Friendship is Magic'', with Hasbro choosing not to heed Chris's warning and nothing significantly disastrous occurring as a result.

This video is also very noteworthy for being the final video that Chris recorded and uploaded to his Youtube channel before he was arrested on 1 [[August 2021]] due to the aforementioned incest situation regarding his own mother, [[Barbara Chandler]]. In a way, Chris was correct about the timeline being put into a state of chaos. [[Jail Saga|If only we had taken him seriously.]]

==Video==
{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.
| ytid = ay-NMiYIdGI
| stardate = 27 [[July 2021]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{GOPony|text}} {{Dimensional Merge|text}}
| other =
| previous = [[Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6]]
| next =
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox|Cancel MLPG5 NOW, Hasbro, or things are seriously going to get [[Affair with Mother|Metaphysical]].}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris inhales''] Hello, people of Hasbro in Rhode Island. This is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu – '''your Goddess Blue Heart''' – in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]].

Now, ''listen here'', and listen good. ''I have told you all. I've kept it going'' '''TIME AND TIME AGAIN''', but you y'all keep ''putting it on'' and ''putting it on''.

But... ''My Little Pony: Generation '''5''''', '''IS. ''CANCELLED.''''' G4, ''Friendship is Magic'', ''needs – its – five – more – seasons''! It needs to go onto '''Season 14'''!

Now... [''[[Obesity|Chris appears to be winded after half a minute of ranting]]''] This is, the last, straw! Because for the ''GOOD'', and ''SAFETY'', of '''this timeline, you need to get get that shit ''PULLED OFF'' OF SHELVES AND AMAZON STORES AND WHEREVER ELSE ALL THE DANG FAR AWAY,'''

{{RageQuote|AND CANCEL THE FRIGGIN' G5 SERIES! MAKE SURE IT ''NEVER'' GETS PUBLISHED ANYWHERE AND ''NEVER, EVER'' TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN, AND MAKE THE OFFICIAL CANCELLATION NOTICE ''PUBLIC'' TELL EVERYBODY!}}

'''I am telling you this [[Chris and English|to warning you]]:'''

{{RageQuote|IF-YOU-CONTINUE-ON-AND-YOU-DO-NOT-LISTEN-TO-ME ''HASBROOOOOOOOOOOOOO''!}}

'''And do not resume ''G5''...'''

[''Chris places his hand on his forehead, realizing he failed as a goddess'']

I m-mean you do...

{{RageQuote|YOU DO NOT RESUME G4, YOU HAVE TO CANCEL ''G5''! If you don't cancel G5, [[Incest fallout chat leaks|you're going to put this ''ENTIRE'' TIMELINE in chaos!]] So, I'M GIVING YOU THIS, WARNING AND TELL YOU TRUE, AND ''STRAIGHT UP''!}}

[''Chris points intently at the camera'']

{{RageQuote|CANCEL GENERATION 5 ''NOW'', HASBRO! NOW!}}

[''Chris pauses for a moment before ending the video, leaving us with a haunting image in the last video that he uploaded'']

==See also==
*[[My Little Pony Protests]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Iron Curtain]]
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6]]|nextlink=}}

==References==

<references/>

{{GOPonySaga}}

Christian Love Day

2023-02-22T17:03:12Z

Rezalon: /* Significance */ better link

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy.]]
'''Christian Love Day''', or the 24th of February, is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris, also being his [[birthday]]. It was first mentioned in the CWC blog entry of 7 January 2010. On the same day, it made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which it is celebrated for [[Magi-Chan]] using a vaccine based on Chris's blood to eradicate [[homos]]exuality.

==Significance==

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him, neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday. He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag Day in Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920, and the day the Russian invasion of Ukraine began in 2022, coinciding with Chris turning 40.

Interesting to note is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his "[[Navy|blood]]" to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from "[[Homosexuality|damnation]]". [[Messiah_complex|Chris thinks he's Jesus]]. Big surprise.

==The Declaration==
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px|True and Original Declaration of the Christian Love Day. [[Chris and art|Note the buttocks Chris drew on his crotch.]]]]
{{quote|Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today the Sonichu fans declared what wuv was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, totally not [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] the movie ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_%28film%29 Independence Day]''}}

Chris is so engrossed by the idea, that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his army of [[fans]] to celebrate his hubris. To remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country. On the other side, he denies ever writing the declaration, claiming a [[Troll|friend]] did it for him, and says he saw the movie ''Independence Day'' only once.

==In the comic==
As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world, officially eradicating all homosexuality in a massive genocide. "[[Chris and religion|Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler]]", all homosexuality and, in a startling display of overkill, [[Megan Schroeder|asexuality]] are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentine's Day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

{{CWC-isms}}
{{articleofthenow}}

Passive observers

2023-02-04T03:19:37Z

Rezalon: grammar

When people first hear of Chris, they may become interested or fascinated. While some will degenerate into [[Unholy_Tetrad#White_Knights|White Knights]], [[Unholy_Tetrad#A-Logs|A-Logs]], [[Unholy_Tetrad#Enablers|Enablers]], or [[Unholy_Tetrad#Weens|Weens]], there are those who choose to keep their distance from Chris and don't want to be a [[Weening#Arguments_against_weening|negative influence]] on him.

These select people are what we call '''passive observers'''. They <s>enjoy</s> observe Chris's antics from the delightful view of the moral high-ground while not directly interfering with Chris's life, and recognise that Chris really needs help from the people around him and trained professionals, not random people on the internet. Having a [[watchmen|support group]] online of people who have your back is ok, but you're not going to convince him that the [[Dimensional Merge|dimensional merge]] won't happen by pretending to be [[CPU]] Silver Heart of the [[Wikipedia:LeapPad#Models|LeapPad Ultimate]].

==The Cwcki as passive observers==
Some passive observers decide to record the more interesting and comedic events of Chris's life. On the [[Cwcki]], avoiding direct contact with Chris is essential, along with trying to remain unbiased, but a little ribbing is ok. The Cwcki's wealth of information over the years has been gained from Chris's inability to keep information to himself, his incredible [[Honest_Content|honesty]] has made sure we know everything we [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|need to know]] without having to befriend him.

Open-ended questions have also been a good way to get information in the past, as we've discovered from [[mailbags]], and details of how to ask Chris a good question are provided [[Passive_observers#Q&A Advisory Guidelines|below]]. Chris tends to interpret yes-or-no questions without subtext; one person asked him if he listens to music while working on the comic, and he simply replied "yes". He missed that there may have been subtext (what kind of music, does it help/distract you, etc.), and didn't provide much information. However, he is incredibly [[true and honest|candid]] when asked an open-ended question.

==Criteria==
Passive Observers are strongly discouraged from doing the following:

* Attempting to contact Chris - Do not directly message Chris on any of the social platforms he is on. If Chris tries to contact you or mentions you in a comment, ignore him.
* [[White knight|Defending]] Chris - Chris is by no means innocent and he is beyond help from people who aren't professionals - which you most likely aren't.
* Expressing [[A-Logging|hatred]] for Chris and over exaggerating his flaws - This makes you no better than Chris. If you really hate whatever Chris is doing, you don’t need to threaten him over it.
* [[Enablers|Encouraging]] Chris’ bad habits - Playing along with his lifestyle is a very bad idea, as it only gives him more of a reason to remain as childish as ever.
* Attempts to [[Weening|troll or annoy]] Chris - This is not only is most likely to fail, it's also fruitless and often comes back to bite you in the ass.

==Q&A Advisory Guidelines==
In some scenarios, it’s perfectly fine to ask Chris questions under some set conditions:

* Make sure your question is actually for getting important details from Chris.
* Don't get too intimate with him. Chris is not your friend and likely never will be.
* Avoid asking repetitive questions like “When’s the next comic coming out?” or “Is Barb still alive?”.
* On the rare chance that Chris vehemently refuses to answer, just leave it at that and stop asking. If it doesn't work the first time, chances are it won't work the next hundred times.
* Your question must not be a [[Weening#Arguments_against_weening|negative influence]] on Chris.

If you are an editor of the CWCki and you'd like to ask Chris a question yourself, then you should post [[User:Anaxis/CWC Questions Depository|here]]. Just be sure to look through the various [[Discord Q&A]] sessions in order to make sure that your question hasn't already been asked, and remember to follow the guidelines.

==Why passive observation works==

===You don't have to risk becoming an easy target===

===Concerns with privacy===

===Prevention of further degrading a mentally ill man's sense of reality===

==See Also==

*[[Unholy Tetrad]] - How not to observe Chris.

2020s

2023-01-31T15:48:47Z

Rezalon: /* 2023 */ removed redundant link

{{ongoing}}
{{Quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris describing [[Affair with Mother|incestuous sex with his mother]]<ref>[[Incest Texts]]</ref>}}
The '''2020s''' are the current decade, and the period of time where all hell finally broke loose for Chris.

2020 started things off with a pretty big clusterfuck with [[COVID-19|the coronavirus pandemic]] wreaking havoc on the world, justifying [[Chris]]'s further descent into [[Chris and coping|his fantasies]]. For almost an entire year, he [[Spirit possession|pretended to be possessed by Sonichu]].

Little did observers know, this was only the beginning. In 2021, Chris was arrested for [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] with his own mother, shocking followers. This decade so far has marked a period of accelerated decay – [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally]] and [[Chris and health|physically]] – for Chris, and things have only intensified further as the decade has gone on. Chris will be aged between 37 and 47 - [[Chris and death#Chris himself (1982–)|presuming that he makes it through the entire decade]], he'll likely be spending many of these years behind bars.

==2020==

[[File:CWC_Discord_selfie_for_VoidZine_server.jpg|thumbnail|200px|Chris in 2020]]
::''Main article: [[2020]] ''
The [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic'' movie]] was released, with Chris enjoying it despite his [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)#Previews|earlier grievances]]. President [[Pmurt]] lost his re-election bid to [[Joe Biden]], whom Chris had endorsed until he claimed to have voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}} instead.

Meanwhile, [[COVID-19]] erupted into a global pandemic, resulting in the cancellation of numerous non-essential events; among them was [[BABSCon]], which Chris had been eagerly awaiting. To cope with this, he began [[Spirit possession|body-swapping]] with Sonichu in April, which continued for the rest of the year. Chris's gradual [[Chris and reality|mental decline]] continued, digging himself deeper into his delusions of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also made contact with [[Praetor]], a group surrounded in much controversy, and gave several [[Discord Q&A]]s.
{{clear}}

==2021==
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2021]]
::''Main article: [[2021]]''
This year, the shit finally hit the fan as it came to light that Chris [[Affair with Mother|had been having a sexual relationship with his own mother]]. This revelation very quickly destabilized everything about Chris's life, separating him from his house and mother.

In early [[August 2021|August]], he was [[Jail Saga|arrested on a charge of incest and held without bail]].

On the upside, Chris overcame one of his many delusions when he stopped pretending that he was Sonichu. On the downside, Chris later replaced that belief with the belief that he's Jesus Christ reincarnated.

In the meantime, Chris would start responding to a series of up to 100 letters that he would receive from fans. So far, only 29 of these letters have been shared publicly.
{{clear}}

==2022==
::''Main article: [[2022]]''
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mughsot, 2022]]
Chris has spent 2022 so far behind bars, as his legal proceedings drag on, with the only communication being [[Jail Letters|letters]] and an occasional phone call to the [[fanbase]].

==2023==
::''Main article: [[2023]]''
[[Image:Traineealex sketch.png|200px|thumb|right|Illustration of Chris's appearance January, 2023, according to an alleged eyewitness report.]]
Chris' [[incest case]] will be reviewed in August 2023.



==References==
<references/>
{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]
[[Category:Chronology]]

2020s

2023-01-31T15:48:15Z

Rezalon: /* 2023 */ removed redundant double-up word

{{ongoing}}
{{Quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris describing [[Affair with Mother|incestuous sex with his mother]]<ref>[[Incest Texts]]</ref>}}
The '''2020s''' are the current decade, and the period of time where all hell finally broke loose for Chris.

2020 started things off with a pretty big clusterfuck with [[COVID-19|the coronavirus pandemic]] wreaking havoc on the world, justifying [[Chris]]'s further descent into [[Chris and coping|his fantasies]]. For almost an entire year, he [[Spirit possession|pretended to be possessed by Sonichu]].

Little did observers know, this was only the beginning. In 2021, Chris was arrested for [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] with his own mother, shocking followers. This decade so far has marked a period of accelerated decay – [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally]] and [[Chris and health|physically]] – for Chris, and things have only intensified further as the decade has gone on. Chris will be aged between 37 and 47 - [[Chris and death#Chris himself (1982–)|presuming that he makes it through the entire decade]], he'll likely be spending many of these years behind bars.

==2020==

[[File:CWC_Discord_selfie_for_VoidZine_server.jpg|thumbnail|200px|Chris in 2020]]
::''Main article: [[2020]] ''
The [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic'' movie]] was released, with Chris enjoying it despite his [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)#Previews|earlier grievances]]. President [[Pmurt]] lost his re-election bid to [[Joe Biden]], whom Chris had endorsed until he claimed to have voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}} instead.

Meanwhile, [[COVID-19]] erupted into a global pandemic, resulting in the cancellation of numerous non-essential events; among them was [[BABSCon]], which Chris had been eagerly awaiting. To cope with this, he began [[Spirit possession|body-swapping]] with Sonichu in April, which continued for the rest of the year. Chris's gradual [[Chris and reality|mental decline]] continued, digging himself deeper into his delusions of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also made contact with [[Praetor]], a group surrounded in much controversy, and gave several [[Discord Q&A]]s.
{{clear}}

==2021==
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2021]]
::''Main article: [[2021]]''
This year, the shit finally hit the fan as it came to light that Chris [[Affair with Mother|had been having a sexual relationship with his own mother]]. This revelation very quickly destabilized everything about Chris's life, separating him from his house and mother.

In early [[August 2021|August]], he was [[Jail Saga|arrested on a charge of incest and held without bail]].

On the upside, Chris overcame one of his many delusions when he stopped pretending that he was Sonichu. On the downside, Chris later replaced that belief with the belief that he's Jesus Christ reincarnated.

In the meantime, Chris would start responding to a series of up to 100 letters that he would receive from fans. So far, only 29 of these letters have been shared publicly.
{{clear}}

==2022==
::''Main article: [[2022]]''
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mughsot, 2022]]
Chris has spent 2022 so far behind bars, as his legal proceedings drag on, with the only communication being [[Jail Letters|letters]] and an occasional phone call to the [[fanbase]].

==2023==
::''Main article: [[2023]]''
[[Image:Traineealex sketch.png|200px|thumb|right|Illustration of Chris's appearance January, [[2023]], according to an alleged eyewitness report.]]
Chris' [[incest case]] will be reviewed in August 2023.



==References==
<references/>
{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]
[[Category:Chronology]]

2020s

2023-01-28T18:35:52Z

Rezalon: consistency

{{ongoing}}
{{Quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris describing [[Affair with Mother|incestuous sex with his mother]]<ref>[[Incest Texts]]</ref>}}
The '''2020s''' are the current decade, and the period of time where all hell finally broke loose for Chris.

2020 started things off with a pretty big clusterfuck with [[COVID-19|the coronavirus pandemic]] wreaking havoc on the world, justifying [[Chris]]'s further descent into [[Chris and coping|his fantasies]]. For almost an entire year, he [[Spirit possession|pretended to be possessed by Sonichu]].

Little did observers know, this was only the beginning. In 2021, Chris was arrested for [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] with his own mother, shocking followers. This decade so far has marked a period of accelerated decay – [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally]] and [[Chris and health|physically]] – for Chris, and things have only intensified further as the decade has gone on. Chris will be aged between 37 and 47 - [[Chris and death#Chris himself (1982–)|presuming that he makes it through the entire decade]], he'll likely be spending many of these years behind bars.

==2020==

[[File:CWC_Discord_selfie_for_VoidZine_server.jpg|thumbnail|200px|Chris in 2020]]
::''Main article: [[2020]] ''
The [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic'' movie]] was released, with Chris enjoying it despite his [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)#Previews|earlier grievances]]. President [[Pmurt]] lost his re-election bid to [[Joe Biden]], whom Chris had endorsed until he claimed to have voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}} instead.

Meanwhile, [[COVID-19]] erupted into a global pandemic, resulting in the cancellation of numerous non-essential events; among them was [[BABSCon]], which Chris had been eagerly awaiting. To cope with this, he began [[Spirit possession|body-swapping]] with Sonichu in April, which continued for the rest of the year. Chris's gradual [[Chris and reality|mental decline]] continued, digging himself deeper into his delusions of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also made contact with [[Praetor]], a group surrounded in much controversy, and gave several [[Discord Q&A]]s.
{{clear}}

==2021==
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2021]]
::''Main article: [[2021]]''
This year, the shit finally hit the fan as it came to light that Chris [[Affair with Mother|had been having a sexual relationship with his own mother]]. This revelation very quickly destabilized everything about Chris's life, separating him from his house and mother.

In early [[August 2021|August]], he was [[Jail Saga|arrested on a charge of incest and held without bail]].

On the upside, Chris overcame one of his many delusions when he stopped pretending that he was Sonichu. On the downside, Chris later replaced that belief with the belief that he's Jesus Christ reincarnated.

In the meantime, Chris would start responding to a series of up to 100 letters that he would receive from fans. So far, only 29 of these letters have been shared publicly.
{{clear}}

==2022==
::''Main article: [[2022]]''
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mughsot, 2022]]
Chris has spent 2022 so far behind bars, as his legal proceedings drag on, with the only communication being [[Jail Letters|letters]] and an occasional phone call to the [[fanbase]].

==2023==
::''Main article: [[2023]]''
[[Image:Traineealex sketch.png|200px|thumb|right|Illustration of Chris's alleged appearance January, [[2023]], according to [[January 2023 jail visit|an eyewitness report]].]]
Chris' [[incest case]] will be reviewed in August 2023.



==References==
<references/>
{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]
[[Category:Chronology]]

Jail Saga

2023-01-28T18:31:25Z

Rezalon: /* Court proceedings (J&DR Court) */ grammar

:''This article primarily covers what is known regarding the Jail Saga stemming from Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. For answers to frequently asked questions regarding Chris's sentence in jail, see [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jail-state-hospital-court-faq.113466/ a Kiwi Farms thread here].''
{{Unreliable|type=misinfo}}
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless and stayed at the Richmond Regency Inn in the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, despite Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest and was cooperative with the police.

Chris is in jail, not prison. Chris will only go to prison if he is convicted of a felony, which was at one point on the table since his case was being presented to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}. Since 2 August 2021, Chris has been an inmate at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and is awaiting legal proceedings for the charge of incest. The Greene County Sheriff's office had claimed pending charges yet to be identified were also being considered<ref name="press release"/> but no further charges have emerged as of August 2022. Chris was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and is being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]], [[February 2022]], and [[July 2022]] resulted in continuances.

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact with the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in August 2021 and continued through February 2022. On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]], a mental institution, as he was deemed incompetent to stand trial. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail,<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> having been restored as competent to stand trial.

In July 2022, the last hearing within the J&DR court's jurisdiction occurred and the case was elevated to the circuit court, where it was sent to a Grand Jury for a potential felony charge.

In August 2022, the Grand Jury hearing was postponed with a continuance. A motion by [[David Heilberg|Chris's lawyer]] for an autism disorder deferred disposition was filed, to be considered by the court. Shortly after, Chris's case was sealed, though bits of information still emerged. By 11 August, the case file was updated to note that "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" were added and that a review of Chris's case is scheduled for [[August 2023]].

In [[January 2023]], another review was scheduled to take place on 27 January; this resulted in a continuance to 14 [[February 2023]] (Valentine's Day).

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|left|300px|''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.'']]
[[File:JailArt7.jpg|300px|thumb|right|''"Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."'' A poignant piece of [[jail art]] drawn by Chris in [[May 2022]].]]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Summing Up Post-Incest Leak]]</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]]</ref><ref>[[OPERATION: Kingsnake]]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Being upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and feeling betrayed that Chris lied to him to try to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful. They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having [[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to cooperate with the police during his arrest), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car – the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

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| name = Chris-Chan Arrested
| ytid = EqVo6ADqvgA
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
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===Transcript===
'''NOTE''': This transcript begins around 2:24:54, shortly after Ralph changes the perspective on his phone camera.

{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background, while we see the inside of Ethan Ralph's car.]''

'''Ralph''': You guys can't see this, but...

'''May''': They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit! Oh ''shit''--

''[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a woman coming out with her phone to also film the events'']

'''May''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''May in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''': ''(yelling) To the trolls and anybody else on the internet, do not record this!''

'''Ralph''': ''(yelling)'' CHRIS-CHAN, ''WHAT'S UP?!'' Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''May in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Woman in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''May in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Woman in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': I'm going, I'm complying...

'''May in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': I'm complying, I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''May in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Ralph''': (To May) Yeah, I think so.

'''Ralph''': (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''May in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''May in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''May in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''May in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''May in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!

'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.

'''May in background''': No, don't think so.

'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.

'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.

'''May in background''': I know.

''[Everyone laughs]''

'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.

'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?

'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?

'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...

'''Ralph''': Okay...

'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.

'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.

'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.

'''Guy in background''': Thank you.

'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.

''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!

'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.

'''May in background''': Dude... (indistinct)

'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...

'''May in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!

'''Ralph''': ...we just got the footage, Jesse PS was riding up over here!

''[End of relevant footage.]''
}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Chris Chan Calls Sonichu In Jail.jpg|thumb|left|250px|{{w|Spec Ops: The Line|"None of this would've happened if you'd just ''stopped''."}}]]
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably shorthand for the full crime code which is defined as "With own or step child or grandchild, father, mother, etc. (incest)"<ref>http://www.vcsc.virginia.gov/VCCs/2019/2019VCCintro.pdf</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was claimed by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a {{w|Fox News}} segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 4 August 2021, Kenneth Sneathern, a judge from Greene County's General District Court, assigned [[David Heilberg]] to represent Chris, and also transferred the case to Greene's J&DR (Juvenile and Domestic Relations) court for bond.

During the hearing, Chris requested feminine pronouns be used for himself due to being [[transgender]].<ref name=initial_trial/>

=== Second court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before Greene County's J&DR court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Edwin Consolvo, the attorney representing [[Greene County]], asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety," pointing out that "it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest." Chris interrupted by loudly saying, "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]," to which Heilberg advised him not to speak unless spoken to by the court.

Chris was sworn in to state his case for bond, but instead demanded to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first, saying he would be "willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done."

Judge Barredo pointed out that bond considerations involve whether a defendant is a flight risk and whether the defendant is a danger to himself, his family, or community. Chris interrupted to say, "she", in reference to his [[transgender]] identity; Barredo responded he was reciting from the state statute.

Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, listing as reasons the nature of the allegations against Chris and that there appears to be a personal danger to Chris and the public at large. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "to get everything back home," claiming "I won't feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

On 9 August 2021, Newsweek posted an article on the case, quoting Heilberg, who said that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case September '21 Continuance]]</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>https://twitter.com/terrybeigie/status/1438504504396161029 (archive: https://archive.ph/THcDL)</ref>

Three days later, Chris penned a bizarre letter directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he ranted at [[Null]] for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten any weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws offensive comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although, what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Third court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18 [[November 2021]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case November '21 Continuance]]</ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/qwr53j/tried_going_to_the_hearing_but_was_turned_away_by/</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

The 3 February hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April.

=== Transfer ===
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|200px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 [[February 2022]], the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref>

Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref><ref group = "note">VINELink could not track Chris in the period of his transfer, so wherever he was placed is not a jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This was due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, so he could be "educated" on court proceedings for his July hearing.
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Spamton G. Spamton)]]</ref>]]
Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#EMS Claim]]</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]([https://archive.ph/SWHBS archive])</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, and this was eventually confirmed by [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]], in which Chris revealed details indicating Western State Hospital.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away, and all it took was a simple game of [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|Pin The Autistic a day before his return]].]]
Chris was transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 [[May 2022]]. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner, with longer hair, more sunken-in eyes, and looking much more gaunt and less enthusiastic than he did previously. This was apparently due to a [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pin-me-down]] event occurring the day before while at [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun></ref>

Notably, in [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]], Chris began denying he had ever engaged in any sexual affairs with Barb (despite previously stating he had in the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]), even claiming in a subsequent letter that Bella confessed to fabricating information during the call without any clarification whatsoever.<ref name=1jun></ref>

=== Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury ===
Chris's fourth court hearing was scheduled for 10:00AM EDT on 28 [[July 2022]] as revealed by a call from an anonymous Discord user to the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court. It has to be noted that the courthouse gave this information freely and without asking any further questions about the inquiry.

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As a result of the hearing, Chris's case was transferred out of the J&DR court and to the Circuit Court. It was sent to a <abbr title="A jury of peers, larger than a regular jury, who determine if the state currently has enough evidence to charge with a felony. The grand jury does not determine someone's innocence or guilt.">grand jury</abbr> for a potential felony incest charge.

Fans such as [[Kiwi Farms]] users and [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] called the court clerk who informed them of the grand jury move. It was confirmed by court records.

{{quote|I just called the Clerk of Court for Greene County regarding CWC. Yes it is verified this is going before a grand jury on felony charges.|Kenneth<ref>https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1552724115345268736</ref>}}

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=== Deferred disposition and sealing of case ===

{{Misinfo|Chris is NOT being released from jail as a result of his autism. The grand jury hearing was merely postposed due to Chris's lawyer filing a [https://www.justice.gov/usao/justice-101/pretrial-motions motion] for an autism disorder deference three days prior to the intended meeting date. His case will also not be dismissed. Rather, his sentence has been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deferred_sentence deferred], will be placed under probation terms, and some of his records, primarily information regarding his pre-trial, will be required to be concealed, as only specific higher-ups will be able to access them.}}

On 5 [[August 2022]], [[David Heilberg]] filed a motion for an autism disorder deferred disposition.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref> The grand jury hearing, which was scheduled to occur on 8 August, was instead continued. A motion hearing is due to take place on 9 August.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png]]</ref> A caller had asked the court about Chris's records, to which they revealed them being <abbr title="Some of Chris's records will be required to be concealed from the public, but will still be available to select higher-ups for specific purposes.">sealed</abbr> due to overwhelming public interest of the case. David Heilberg had also confirmed this in a response to an email, explaining that the case was sealed so that potential jurors in Greene County would not be unduly prejudiced in the event of Chris's case going to trial:<ref>[[:File:HeilbergStatement.png]]</ref>

{{quoteboxred|RE: Reporting on Christine Chandler

Mr. Brown:

The reason that the case was sealed was because there was so much intense legitimate and illegitimate external interest about Ms. Chandler. Greene County is a small rural place. In a unique situation like this, there is case authority (attached) to keep all pre-trial materials sealed so that it will later be possible to select a local jury for a fair trial if and when this is needed. The application of the Depasquale remedy to prevent prejudicial pre-trial publicity is probably the only story that you can tell. This relief is rarely sought and allowed. However, the unique intense interest in this case, including inaccurate online disinformation, required this infrequently used remedy. In our current age of unregulated online disinformation about almost anything and everyone, this remedy might be needed now more than ever.

Dave

David L. Heilberg, PLC 
Attorney at Law}}

"Depasquale" refers to the 1978 [[wikipedia:United States Supreme Court|Supreme Court]] case ''Gannett Company, Inc. v. DePasquale'', which held that prohibiting the public from attending pre-trial proceedings in criminal cases is a legitimate method to minimize prejudicial publicity.<ref>https://www.oyez.org/cases/1978/77-1301</ref>

An autism deferred disposition refers to a Virginia law passed in 2020 which could result in a deference of further court proceedings with the defendant placed on probation terms set by the court, and could also result in the charge being dismissed, if the defendent completes certain criteria set by a judge before a review of their case.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/19.2-303.6/</ref>

===Case reviews===
Chris's case is currently set for review by the court on both 14 [[February 2023]] and 8 [[August 2023]].<ref name=17janfile>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 17 January 2023.png]]</ref>

Originally, during August 2022, only a single review was scheduled for 8 August 2023.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022.png]]</ref> However, in January 2023, another review was scheduled for 27 January.<ref name=17janfile></ref> At that review, the case was continued to 14 February 2023.<ref name=27janfile>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 27 January 2023.png]]</ref>

==Charge==
On 29 [[July 2022]], Greene County Circuit Court posted information relating to Chris's case. Chris's case number is CR22000141-00 and the offense is 18.2-366 (written in the software as "Incest w/own child"), a Class 5 felony. The information also provides official confirmation that Chris had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]] earlier in the year. Chris was also evaluated by "ILPPP", the [[University of Virginia]]'s Institute of Law, Psychiatry and Public Policy. It also notes that David Heilberg had sent a letter to Chris before the last hearing. Note that the dates aren't accurately reflected, as the records weren't public until July 29. Future pleadings and orders regarding Chris will presumably be dated accurately.

===Court proceedings (J&DR Court)===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Date
! Time
! Result
! Type
! Continuance
|-
|08/04/2021
|09:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|APPOINT ATTORNEY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|08/05/2021
|11:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|BOND
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|09/16/2021
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|11/18/2021
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|02/03/2022
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|06/09/2022
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|07/28/2022
|10:00 AM
|FINAL
|STATUS HEARING
|
|}

The court record notes, "Case is certified to the grand jury - See Circuit Court case information."

====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene J&DR Court - Incest - (Chris, JA004949-02-00) - 26 January 2023.png
</gallery></center>

===Court proceedings (Circuit Court)===
====Pleadings/Orders Detail====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Filed
! Type
! Party
! Judge
! Book
! Page
! Remarks
|-
|07/29/2022
|Warrants
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Complaint
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Other
|
|
|
|
| CHECKLIST FOR BAIL
|-
|07/29/2022
|Commitment Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Other
|
|
|
|
|FINANCIAL STATEMENT
|-
|07/29/2022
|Request
|
|
|
|
|FOR APPT OF A LAWYER
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Other
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Motion
|
|
|
|
|TO CLOSE PRE-TRIAL PROCEED
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|TO CLOSE PRE-TRIAL PROCEED
|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Report
|
|
|
|
|FROM ILPPP
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR TREATMENT OF INCOMPETE
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|TO CLOSE HEARING
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Report
|
|
|
|
|FROM [[Western State Hospital|WESTERN STATE HOSPITA]]
|-
|07/29/2022
|Letter
|
|
|
|
|FROM [[David Heilberg|DAVID HEILBERG]]
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Notice
|
|
|
|
|DISPOSITION NOTICE
|-
|08/05/2022
|Motion
|DEF
|
|
|
|FOR [[Autism|AUTISM]] DISORDER DEFERR
|-
|08/08/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|08/09/2022
|Order
|
|CVW
|
|
|
|-
|08/10/2022
|Transportation Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|08/08/2022
|Waive Right To Indictment
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|08/09/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|08/23/2022
|Order
|
|CVW
|
|
|
|-
|09/01/2022
|Letter
|
|
|
|
|FROM DBHDS
|-
|}

====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury, Pleadings/Orders detail page
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 5 August 2022.png|5 August 2022, Motion to Pre-trial added
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png|9 August 2022, No Indictment presented, continuance
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|9 August 2022, motion by defense "for autism disorder deferr" [sic]
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022 - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2022, the Pleadings/Orders detail page, which previously included information under Remarks, is censored by court staff
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022.png|11 August 2022, a review of Chris's case is scheduled for [[August 2023]]
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022 (2) - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2022, Pleadings/Orders detail page, showing "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order"
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 22 September 2022 - Pleadings-Orders.png|22 September 2022, Pleadings/Orders detail page, showing some updates noted on the case file, including that a letter was lodged from The Department of Behavioral Health and Developmental Services (DBHDS).
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 17 January 2023.png|17 [[January 2023]], updated to note a review has been scheduled for 27 January 2023.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 27 January 2023.png|The January review is continued to 14 [[February 2023]].
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Congratulations Chris Chan, Animatic with Voices
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FZlxWjymXso}}
| stardate = 5 [[May 2022]]
| maker = nathanwagnervo
| subject = Animatic
| info = Sonichu musically telling off Chris for ruining his own life.

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan in Ace Attorney
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bBeZYyu0vR0}}
| stardate = 3 [[August 2021]]
| maker = Tails is dissapointed in your recent decisions
| info = We're in for quite the ride, aren't we?

}}

==Fan Art==

<center><gallery>
File:-Category-Sonichu-.png
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

{{Notes}}

==References==
<references/>
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{Law}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

Facial blindness

2023-01-06T22:08:05Z

Rezalon: /* Facial Blindness */ stress sigh

{{HealthDisclosure}}

{{quote|Honestly, I didn't personally believe his face blindness was that severe until I experienced it myself. I met Chris IRL on two occasions, pretty closely together, and Chris looked me dead in the face and didn't recognize me. Shit was weird.|[[Marvin]]<ref name=marvin>{{cite farms|thread=50093|post=3998284}}</ref>}}

==Facial Blindness==

Facial blindness, also known as [//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia Prosopagnosia], is a cognitive disorder that inhibits the ability to recognize familiar faces. Sometimes including one's own. There are two types of facial blindness: "acquired" and "congenital". The cause of facial blindness is caused when the fusiform gyrus and surrounding area is damaged. As the fusiform gyrus plays a key part in one's brain in [//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia recognizing faces] against other complex objects. While congenital, or developed facial blindness, comes from a lack of socializing which prevents one from distinguishing facial features. Causing facial blindness to be common amongst those affected with autism and social anxiety.<ref>https://www.autismparentingmagazine.com/face-blindness-linked-to-autism/</ref><ref>https://www.elemy.com/studio/mood-disorders/autism-and-face-blindness</ref>

Though never formally diagnosed, it's fairly certain Chris is unable to differentiate or remember faces. The earliest, and most obvious example, is the troll persona [[Blanca|Blanca Weiss]]. When Chris requested a photo to prove her legitimacy, the trolling group [[trolls|FCTC]] originally created Blanca as a fair-skinned brunette. As time went on, possibly on a whim, they had decided to change Blanca's identity, with the third photo onward portraying her as a tan-skinned Asian woman. Chris, unable to recall previous incarnations, kept believing Blanca was a [[sweetheart|true and honest sweetheart]].

Another troll, [[Emily]] Schifflet would play the role of several characters in Christory, realizing that Chris could not recognize her face, as seen in the quote below.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=23995|post=1726756}}</ref>

{{quotebox|Generally speaking. I mean, I've been multiple different IRL people to Chris.

One of my roles he has hung out with quite a few times and this character came to be after a certain pickle incident which was maybe a few weeks later...? Aside from those, I've bumped into him around town.

He's never called out to me. Sometimes I'll say "hi" in passing to see if it'll illicit anything but he's pretty fucking clueless. Back when I first started I was so worried about him recognizing me places but now it doesn't phase me. }}

[[Marvin]] also stated that he met Chris on two occasions and that Chris did not recognize him.<ref name=marvin></ref>

Chris may even be unable to recognize himself. Instead of accepting the person in the mirror, he would rather believe himself to be handsome and rugged. This could be part of why Chris is very adamant against being shown as unhealthy, fat and less than handsome. Due to Chris's delusions he has sometimes claimed to resemble various celebrities, such as [[Billy Mays]] or [[Messiah complex|Jesus Christ]]. Chris also believes that [[Liquid Chris]] has similar facial features to himself, which is why Liquid was able to impersonate him so convincingly.<ref>[[The Place chats - Chris Unblocks Sockness]]</ref>

===The many faces of Blanca===

<center><gallery>
Image:BlancaFake01.jpg| The original persona
Image:BlancaFake02.jpg| Believable
Image:Blancaglasses.jpg| And you've lost me...
Image:Blanca1258.jpg| Are we even trying anymore?
</gallery></center>

==Voice blindness==
In the case of Emily you may wonder why Chris had not recognized her voice when using these other identities. It is very possible that Chris not only suffers from facial blindness, but from voice blindness as well. This is known officially as [//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonagnosia Phonagnosia], the inability to recognize or differentiate voices, sometimes including one's own. This has occurred multiple times with Chris failing to notice the trolls playing the same roles over and over. Especially when they are actively trolling and playing as the sweetheart. Such as [[Bluespike]] who played as both Julie and her brother Max.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]]</ref> Lars is another example played by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. This condition could be attributed to Chris's [[music|tone deafness]] and possibly coupled with his fabricated self image.

Chris's parents seem to suffer from voice blindness to some degree as well. In a [[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself|memorable prank call]], a troll calls [[Bob]] using a soundboard of Bob's own voice from a previous prank call. Bob never recognizes his voice and proceeds to hold a lengthy conversation with himself. He then passes the phone to [[Barbara]], who does not recognize that the voice belongs to Bob either.

==See also==

*[[Chris and Health]]
*[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
[[Template:Health|Health]]
{{Health|nocat=true}}
[[Template:Love quest|Love quest]]
{{Love quest|nocat=true}}

Facial blindness

2023-01-06T22:07:19Z

Rezalon: /* Facial Blindness */ grammar (should really read the full thing properly before making edits like these)

{{HealthDisclosure}}

{{quote|Honestly, I didn't personally believe his face blindness was that severe until I experienced it myself. I met Chris IRL on two occasions, pretty closely together, and Chris looked me dead in the face and didn't recognize me. Shit was weird.|[[Marvin]]<ref name=marvin>{{cite farms|thread=50093|post=3998284}}</ref>}}

==Facial Blindness==

Facial blindness, also known as [//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia Prosopagnosia], is a cognitive disorder that inhibits the ability to recognize familiar faces. Sometimes including one's own. There are two types of facial blindness: "acquired" and "congenital". The cause of facial blindness is caused when the fusiform gyrus and surrounding area is damaged. As the fusiform gyrus plays a key part in one's brain in [//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia recognizing faces] against other complex objects. While congenital, or developed facial blindness, comes from a lack of socializing which prevents one from distinguishing facial features. Causing facial blindness to be common amongst those affected with autism and social anxiety.<ref>https://www.autismparentingmagazine.com/face-blindness-linked-to-autism/</ref><ref>https://www.elemy.com/studio/mood-disorders/autism-and-face-blindness</ref>

Though never formally diagnosed, it's fairly certain Chris is unable to differentiate or remember faces. The earliest, and most obvious example, is the troll persona [[Blanca|Blanca Weiss]]. When Chris requested a photo to prove her legitimacy, the trolling group [[trolls|FCTC]] originally created Blanca as a fair-skinned brunette. As time went on, possibly on a whim, they had decided to change Blanca's identity, with the third photo onward portraying her as a tan-skinned Asian woman. Chris, unable to recall previous incarnations kept believing Blanca was a [[sweetheart|true and honest sweetheart]].

Another troll, [[Emily]] Schifflet would play the role of several characters in Christory, realizing that Chris could not recognize her face, as seen in the quote below.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=23995|post=1726756}}</ref>

{{quotebox|Generally speaking. I mean, I've been multiple different IRL people to Chris.

One of my roles he has hung out with quite a few times and this character came to be after a certain pickle incident which was maybe a few weeks later...? Aside from those, I've bumped into him around town.

He's never called out to me. Sometimes I'll say "hi" in passing to see if it'll illicit anything but he's pretty fucking clueless. Back when I first started I was so worried about him recognizing me places but now it doesn't phase me. }}

[[Marvin]] also stated that he met Chris on two occasions and that Chris did not recognize him.<ref name=marvin></ref>

Chris may even be unable to recognize himself. Instead of accepting the person in the mirror, he would rather believe himself to be handsome and rugged. This could be part of why Chris is very adamant against being shown as unhealthy, fat and less than handsome. Due to Chris's delusions he has sometimes claimed to resemble various celebrities, such as [[Billy Mays]] or [[Messiah complex|Jesus Christ]]. Chris also believes that [[Liquid Chris]] has similar facial features to himself, which is why Liquid was able to impersonate him so convincingly.<ref>[[The Place chats - Chris Unblocks Sockness]]</ref>

===The many faces of Blanca===

<center><gallery>
Image:BlancaFake01.jpg| The original persona
Image:BlancaFake02.jpg| Believable
Image:Blancaglasses.jpg| And you've lost me...
Image:Blanca1258.jpg| Are we even trying anymore?
</gallery></center>

==Voice blindness==
In the case of Emily you may wonder why Chris had not recognized her voice when using these other identities. It is very possible that Chris not only suffers from facial blindness, but from voice blindness as well. This is known officially as [//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonagnosia Phonagnosia], the inability to recognize or differentiate voices, sometimes including one's own. This has occurred multiple times with Chris failing to notice the trolls playing the same roles over and over. Especially when they are actively trolling and playing as the sweetheart. Such as [[Bluespike]] who played as both Julie and her brother Max.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]]</ref> Lars is another example played by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. This condition could be attributed to Chris's [[music|tone deafness]] and possibly coupled with his fabricated self image.

Chris's parents seem to suffer from voice blindness to some degree as well. In a [[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself|memorable prank call]], a troll calls [[Bob]] using a soundboard of Bob's own voice from a previous prank call. Bob never recognizes his voice and proceeds to hold a lengthy conversation with himself. He then passes the phone to [[Barbara]], who does not recognize that the voice belongs to Bob either.

==See also==

*[[Chris and Health]]
*[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
[[Template:Health|Health]]
{{Health|nocat=true}}
[[Template:Love quest|Love quest]]
{{Love quest|nocat=true}}

Facial blindness

2023-01-06T22:05:48Z

Rezalon: /* Facial Blindness */ grammar

{{HealthDisclosure}}

{{quote|Honestly, I didn't personally believe his face blindness was that severe until I experienced it myself. I met Chris IRL on two occasions, pretty closely together, and Chris looked me dead in the face and didn't recognize me. Shit was weird.|[[Marvin]]<ref name=marvin>{{cite farms|thread=50093|post=3998284}}</ref>}}

==Facial Blindness==

Facial blindness, also known as [//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia Prosopagnosia], is a cognitive disorder that inhibits the ability to recognize familiar faces. Sometimes including one's own. There are two types of facial blindness: "acquired" and "congenital". The cause of facial blindness is caused when the fusiform gyrus and surrounding area is damaged. As the fusiform gyrus plays a key part in one's brain in [//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia recognizing faces] against other complex objects. While congenital, or developed facial blindness, comes from a lack of socializing which prevents one from distinguishing facial features. Causing facial blindness to be common amongst those affected with autism and social anxiety.<ref>https://www.autismparentingmagazine.com/face-blindness-linked-to-autism/</ref><ref>https://www.elemy.com/studio/mood-disorders/autism-and-face-blindness</ref>

Though never formally diagnosed, it's fairly certain Chris is unable to differentiate or remember faces. The earliest, and most obvious example, is the troll persona [[Blanca|Blanca Weiss]]. When Chris requested a photo to prove her legitimacy. The trolling group [[trolls|FCTC]] originally created Blanca as a fair skinned brunette. As time went on, possibly on a whim, they had decided to change Blanca's identity. With the third photo onward portraying her as a tan skinned Asian woman. Chris unable to recall previous incarnations kept believing Blanca was a [[sweetheart|true and honest sweetheart]].

Another troll, [[Emily]] Schifflet would play the role of several characters in Christory, realizing that Chris could not recognize her face, as seen in the quote below.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=23995|post=1726756}}</ref>

{{quotebox|Generally speaking. I mean, I've been multiple different IRL people to Chris.

One of my roles he has hung out with quite a few times and this character came to be after a certain pickle incident which was maybe a few weeks later...? Aside from those, I've bumped into him around town.

He's never called out to me. Sometimes I'll say "hi" in passing to see if it'll illicit anything but he's pretty fucking clueless. Back when I first started I was so worried about him recognizing me places but now it doesn't phase me. }}

[[Marvin]] also stated that he met Chris on two occasions and that Chris did not recognize him.<ref name=marvin></ref>

Chris may even be unable to recognize himself. Instead of accepting the person in the mirror, he would rather believe himself to be handsome and rugged. This could be part of why Chris is very adamant against being shown as unhealthy, fat and less than handsome. Due to Chris's delusions he has sometimes claimed to resemble various celebrities, such as [[Billy Mays]] or [[Messiah complex|Jesus Christ]]. Chris also believes that [[Liquid Chris]] has similar facial features to himself, which is why Liquid was able to impersonate him so convincingly.<ref>[[The Place chats - Chris Unblocks Sockness]]</ref>

===The many faces of Blanca===

<center><gallery>
Image:BlancaFake01.jpg| The original persona
Image:BlancaFake02.jpg| Believable
Image:Blancaglasses.jpg| And you've lost me...
Image:Blanca1258.jpg| Are we even trying anymore?
</gallery></center>

==Voice blindness==
In the case of Emily you may wonder why Chris had not recognized her voice when using these other identities. It is very possible that Chris not only suffers from facial blindness, but from voice blindness as well. This is known officially as [//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonagnosia Phonagnosia], the inability to recognize or differentiate voices, sometimes including one's own. This has occurred multiple times with Chris failing to notice the trolls playing the same roles over and over. Especially when they are actively trolling and playing as the sweetheart. Such as [[Bluespike]] who played as both Julie and her brother Max.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]]</ref> Lars is another example played by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. This condition could be attributed to Chris's [[music|tone deafness]] and possibly coupled with his fabricated self image.

Chris's parents seem to suffer from voice blindness to some degree as well. In a [[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself|memorable prank call]], a troll calls [[Bob]] using a soundboard of Bob's own voice from a previous prank call. Bob never recognizes his voice and proceeds to hold a lengthy conversation with himself. He then passes the phone to [[Barbara]], who does not recognize that the voice belongs to Bob either.

==See also==

*[[Chris and Health]]
*[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]

==Sources==
<references/>

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December 2022

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{{ongoing}}
'''December''' is the final month of [[2022]]. Chris remains in an unknown location, probably [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|the Jail of Fail]].

==Notable events==
* '''14 December''' - A large batch of jail arts dating from September to November 2022 are released on Praetor's Etsy shop.
* '''15 December''' - The Schulz Collection is released on Praetor's Etsy shop.
* '''25 December''' - [[C-Mas]]. Chris will be celebrating it [[Jail Saga|in custody]] for the second time in a row.

{{timeline}}

Isabella Loretta Janke

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{{Honest}}
{{Unreliable|type=misinfo|has been}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Bella is a pathological liar and gives contradictory statements, even when speaking with friends.<ref group = note>Bella posted a Google Document onto the Chris subreddit, where she tried to deny information that has been gathered about her and her associations with other orbiters, contradicting what has already been verified or shifting blame on people she talked to. (Such as her involvement with Praetor, bragging to the Suitress, and claiming that the WCT "threw her under the bus"). In that document, she'd also claim to stop talking to Chris from March 2021 to the late June of that year. However, in one of her Chess Club servers, she'd also tell one of her associates in a July 2021 post that she trolled Chris for "almost a year". Bella also once claimed in a chat with friends in one of the later Chess Club Discord Server that her name was not "Isabella Loretta Janke".</ref>|Bella often embellishes or brags about heinous or disgusting acts she's supposedly done or claims she plans to do for shock value.<ref group = note>For example, Bella [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-502#post-9668139 claimed to one of her associates] that she had defecated on the floor of her dormroom, only to then be called out by the same associate that she had used a stock image from reddit when asked to give proof of this, to which Bella responded to with "Yeah no shit retard".</ref>|Paradoxically, Bella will also claim she didn't actually mean certain things she said.|Bella has a history of fabricating evidence. <ref>[[Fabricated BDSM texts]]</ref>|Bella will often put on a genial facade, and act sychophantic around guests, but speak very negatively of them when they're not in the same chat as her.{{refn|group="note"|Compare Bella's messages in [[Chess Club]] versus [[Chess Group 15]].}}|Along with this, Bella will often backstab or throw her presumed allies under the bus when it is most convenient for her.<ref group = note>After the incest call got leaked, Bella framed many of her associates as being the voice in the call, most infamously the Suitress, whom she blamed for most of the events that have occured prior.</ref>
}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}

{{quote|[[Chris and English|Were the best trolls on history.]]|Bella,<ref name = "scared">[[Bella and Suitress chats#Impact of leaks]]</ref> optimistically looking forward to the leaks.}}

{{quote|allen ive been trolling him for almost a year now and im the hardest to find according to everyone and the most secretive|Bella gloating to one of her associates about her secrecy.<ref name = year>[[Chess Club Chats#Chris talk coaching]]</ref>}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Isabella Loretta Janke
|image = Bella.png
|day = 18
|month = 8
|year = 2001
|birthsrc =
|aliases = Bella<ref name="newOP"/> ILJ<ref name="newOP"/> Kelly Osborn<ref name="newOP"/> Maxine Sidero<ref>{{cite farms|thread=98702|post=11468781}}</ref> Justine Kline<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Stupidface|thread=98702|post=12423126}}</ref> mac.aronnee lilaj<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=firion|thread=96787|post=9680097}}</ref><ref>[[:File:LilajPhoto.png]]</ref> 10thanonymous<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames">{{Cite farms|thread=97559|title=Bella's Usernames & Burner Accounts}}</ref> 10anon<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=97658|post=9790915}}</ref> Tenthanonymous<ref name=OFban></ref> an0nymous NP2348<ref name="newOP"/> Simon918<ref name="newOP"/> Careless-Metal-423<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames"/> nobodysbusiness77897<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-985#post-9698963 A Kiwi Farms post listing many of Bella's reddit accounts.]</ref> redpilled single dad<ref name="usernames"/> honeymussie<ref name = honey>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=98702|post=10615290}}</ref> creamcicle<ref name = honey/> Kelly Andes<ref name="KellyAndes">[[Bella chats#Kelly Andes E-mails]]</ref> Ashley Hamer<ref name="AshleyHamer">[[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream]]</ref> Jung ji<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=102783|post=10197538}}</ref> goodmorningbaltimore<ref name=OFDamageControl>{{Cite farms|writer=GumballFapper|thread=98702|post=10533917}}</ref>
|gender = Female
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|knownfor = • Creating an animated intro for Chris • Being asked by Chris to act as a bodyguard at [[Everfree Northwest]] to protect him from [[Jacob Sockness]] *Being hired by Chris to be his photographer at Everfree • Claiming on at least two occasions to have plots involving harming Chris or getting him to commit suicide • Being in, and recording, a call where Chris admits to committing [[Affair with Mother|incest on his mother]]
}}

'''Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke''', (born 18 August 2001)<ref name="newOP">{{Cite farms|thread=98702|title=(New OP + General Discussion) Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - Chris Troll, Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Suicide Pusher, Crusty, Musty Ass Bitch}}</ref> also known as '''Kelly Osborn''' and dozens of other pseudonyms, is known for her participation in the leaked [[July 2021]] [[Incest Call]] in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] revealed that he had been [[Affair with Mother|having an incestuous relationship with his mother]].<ref name=incestleak>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96559
|title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
|user = [[Null]]
}}</ref>

A foot fungus-ridden,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - memes" at 08-Apr-21 1:39 AM timestamp - Isabella discusses her foot fungus issues</ref> currently-suspended student at Texas Tech University, Bella's sordid internet activities included being the leader of a chain of Discord servers, the TTU [[Chess Club]], from which she and her friends made many sociopathic, edgy, and off-color remarks, including encouraging people to verbally harass other students.<ref name=ttudiscord>{{Cite farms|title=Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people|thread=96787|post=9671283}}</ref>

In the fall of 2020, Bella was hired by the [[Praetor]] group to create an animation for Chris, at which point the two of them met. She and Chris kept in contact afterwards. According to The Fool, Chris had also given Bella access to the Watchmen server [[The Knights of CWC]] on the 19 July 2021. [[Naught]] and [[The WCT]] had practiced conflicting means of preventing Chris from continuing interaction with her. The WCT had claimed to have acted friendly around Bella in many circumstances to keep a short leash on her, while Naught had actively tried to push her away from Chris, and continued attacks towards Praetor members. Both of these had made Bella act defensively when The WCT had tried interacting with her, though she was also able to help The WCT dox one of Naught's family members.

While Bella was friendly towards Chris in conversations,<ref>[[Bella chats]]</ref> behind his back she [[A-Logging|A-Logged]] him on [[Kiwi Farms]] and her private [[Chess Club]] Discord server, even claiming on two occasions to have plots to harm Chris or to get him to commit suicide. With no proof of the claims beyond Bella's own words, it remains unclear whether she had any real plots or was claiming it for edgy humor; this has been the source of much speculation. Bella was also one of several people who spread rumors about Praetor following the leak of a chunk of the [[Taser Call]], claiming that she was trying to convince them to harm Chris.

In [[July 2021]], Chris began telling selected trusted individuals - Bella, [[The WCT]], [[Null]], [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Don Lashomb]], [[Spunky]], and his physician<ref name=selected>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref><ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref> - that he had begun having sexual relations with an older woman. At the time, Chris was using euphemisms such as "lady friend" to mislead them and disguise the true nature of his actions.

On either the evening of 27 - or the early morning of 28 - July 2021, Chris trusted Bella to such a degree that he decided to reveal that his [[Affair with Mother|sexual partner was his own mother]] to her during [[Incest Call|a video call conversation with her]]. Bella recorded the admission and shared it with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server and [[the Suitress]]. Chris also sent [[Incest Texts]] describing the incest further. Bella planned on how to release the information publicly, wanting to gather evidence and get more information from Chris from another angle to preserve anonymity.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref> The Suitress then shared audio from the call with the [[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]] Discord server.<ref>[[CCCC Incest Call chat]]</ref> On the night of 29 July, the first of multiple leaks of audio from the call was leaked to YouTube and Reddit by Chris Chan Conservation Collective server member [[EllDudeRocks]], followed by the texts being leaked to Reddit by the Suitress. Longer (though non-essential) cuts of the call were released by Bella and her Chess Club friend over the next few days. Ultimately Chris would be [[Jail Saga|arrested and charged with incest]] after concerned viewers called police for a [[welfare check]] after the initial 29 July leaks.

In Bella's attempts to preserve her own anonymity, she tried to claim that her friends were either behind the leak<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#The WCT questions Bella]]</ref> or were the person behind her voice in the recording,<ref>[[Regarding Chris]]</ref> a move which lead to much backlash. She was also called into question by The WCT and other Knights members in a [[Regarding Chris chats|group chat]], where she gives them a set of fabricated texts where Chris allegedly performed BDSM-style sex on Barb, which WCT had shared onto Kiwi Farms, along with a video clip of the Suitress Bella had given him when told she was the primary source of the texts.

In the wake of the Incest Call's release, Bella was doxed by the [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref>[[:File:SpookyDoxImage.jpg]]</ref> Out of a combination of her A-Log comments and self-proclaimed plots towards Chris, her edgy behavior, drama over the revelation of Chris having sex with his mother, and general confusion as logs of Bella's chats were leaked, speculation and gossip on Bella's involvement with Chris ran rampant, with many unproven allegations being repeated as fact. As a result, many believe Bella to be the most corrupt troll to have ever targeted Chris. However, any plans of hers, if she had any, never came to pass, making her intentions hazy.

During his stay in jail, Chris has come to view Bella as his new arch-nemesis, alongside [[Null]] and [[Jacob Sockness]], stating in many jail letters how he "foresaw" several of her claimed plots, and claimed that Bella had faked many of the details that were seemingly revealed in the Incest Call.
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==Online Presence==
{{protip|Parts of this section are based on edgy commentary or behaviors Bella made or displayed in [[Chess Club]] servers or elsewhere. Whether Bella genuinely holds the beliefs or has performed the acts mentioned is unclear.}}
===Behavior===
[[File:AbstractBella.png|thumb|left|200px|An abstract depiction of Bella]]

{{quote|Bella had worked out a pretty smart plan on getting people into her group, she would be very outgoing and invite people to her discord, and whoever stuck around, either lurked or stuck around. so she became the catch all for the lowest common denominator of people, whether they shared views, or they wanted to have sex with bella, because she had fat tits. but most people saw the gore, and the fart/shit/piss fetish stuff posted there, and left.|A former associate of Bella's on her sychophantic behaviors.<ref name = formerassociate>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/r-direct_messages_-_private_-_thegambitt_redacted_880798136925323335-html-html.2503834/]</ref>}}

Bella's sordid online activities were exposed not long after [[Kiwi Farms]] doxed her. Even before meeting Chris, she and her circle of friends were known for bullying, harassing,<ref name=ttudiscord></ref><ref name=title9>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1628569344622-png.2429385/ A letter received by Louis of the Chess Club regarding the harassment of a transgender student]</ref> slandering,<ref name=pumpkinpatch>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/medias2-m3u8-txt.2423198/?hash=a71d13e27f7d2b45bf8c5e3f76ce492b Look in the channel "quiet"]</ref><ref group = note>During a Title IX investigation involving her and her group, Bella attempted to shift blame on an ex of her's who she claims was also in her clique. This ex also posted on the Kiwi Farms, while making claims about Bella and her involvement in the Chess Club servers.</ref> {{Fix-span|{{cite}}|and blackmailing}} other Texas Tech University students.<ref group = note>Bella cited many of these targetted students in various chats and messages as being involved in events involving her. In these scenarios, their names will be edited out.</ref>

Along with these activities, Bella has shown a tendency to embelish several acts that she claims she did or plans to do, especially when talking with friends. For example, Bella has claimed to one of her associates that she had defecated on the floor of her dormroom, and used a stock image from Reddit when asked for evidence. The associate then pointed this out, to which Bella responded with "Yeah no shit retard".<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Liber Pater|thread=96787|post=9668139}}</ref> Bella has also made off-color comments and posts suggesting herself to be a [[Nazis|white supremacist]],<ref name = presentation/> animal abuser,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis-herz-ternarymercury-bellas-best-friend-and-primary-defender.97621/ Look under the spoiler "Hamster Soup"]</ref><ref name = presentation>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9671693}}</ref> and to have peculiar or outright disturbing fetishes (including snuff,<ref name = imgurfolders/> zoophilia,<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=firion|thread=96787|post=9676360}}</ref>[[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|scat]],{{cite}} [[Pedofork|pedophilia]]<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96786|post=9599804}}</ref>).<ref name="SummaryThread">{{Cite farms|thread=97658|title=Isabella Loretta Janke Summary Thread|autoarchive=20211017181202}}</ref>

Bella has been a frequent user of [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]'s lolcow forum, Onion Farms as early as 8 November 2020 under the name '''Tenthanonymous''', where she made edgy and off-color posts. An unban notice from this account made on 8 November 2020, also notes that Bella initially got banned for selling people's doxes and/or passwords.<ref name=OFban>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=97609|post=9757825}}</ref> She has also been posting under this account, even after leaks of the incest call have surfaced, where she calls out Kenneth's decision to keep a subforum for discussing lolicon up (Despite having made loli drawings herself).<ref name="TAPostHistory>[https://www.onionfarms.com/search/4529/ Bella's post history on Onion Farms]</ref>

In December 2018, an account on Fanfiction.net named narutoisgay77897 posted a ''Naruto'' fanfic about father-son incest between the characters Naruto and Boruto.<ref name=fanfic>[https://archive.md/rAyta An archived fanfiction.net account]</ref> The link between Bella and narutoisgay77897 is unclear.

Bella has drawn gore comics about "fluffy ponies", a subset of the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' fan art community whose users create stories and art in which the characters are abused.<ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fluffy-ponies</ref> In November 2020, Bella, as user Careless-Metal-423, posted a gore comic to the fluffycommunity subreddit which received 330 votes.<ref>https://archive.md/sVYFT</ref> Another comic was also found, signed as her 10anon username.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/bella-art-b-jpg.2430845/ A piece of art created by Bella]</ref> Her comics depict fluffies being crushed by a woman sitting on them.

Accounts going under the usernames "lilaj77897" and "friggiffartard", both believed to belong to Bella, have also created imgur accounts full of shocking images and videos, including pornographic videos, animal abuse, a screenshot of a <abbr title="A web browser which enables a user to view the Internet anonymously>Tor</abbr> link to a website which hosts child pornography,<ref group = "note>How Bella had obtained this screenshot, or if she had created it herself, is not known. However, ZorgothTDK, who claims to have been an associate of her's, also claimed that she would "...collect CP for her own use and may have resold it to others".</ref> gore, executions, and beastiality.<ref name = imgurfolders>{{Cite farms|thread=99024}}</ref> The link between the second account and Bella is also unclear, though the former account included videos that feature her and the latter account contained many pieces of art and animations created by her, many of which appear to be traced.<ref group = note>In the "friggiffartard" folder, many of the drawings vary drastically in style and quality.</ref>

===TTU Chess Club===
{{Main|TTU Chess Club}}

[[File:TTUChessClub.jpg|thumb|150px|A photograph taken of the Chess Club's prominent members, directed towards another student which they targeted (Pictured from top, clockwise: Allen, Louis, Jasmine, Bella, Ryan)]]
Bella was also the admin of multiple Discord servers, all collectively referred to as the "'''Texas Tech University (TTU) Chess Club'''", more commonly referred to as the "Chess Club". In these servers, all of which Bella put under the guise of being the university's official chess club's Discord Server, Bella had recruited other students from her university, where they would chat, and play games of chess. Bella had supposedly created two servers that have been taken down due to violating Discord's Terms of Service, and created its most well-known iteration as a friendlier alternative of the prior two servers. In all of the servers associated with the group, members had made off-color or sordid statements, and had targeted and/or bullied other students of the university.

==Interactions with Chris==
{{See also|Bella chats}}

{{quote|she's actually cool to talk with|Chris on Bella, December 2020.<ref name=avatar></ref>}}

{{quote|Judgement is good, sycophants are cheap.|[[Kyle]]'s opinion on judging Bella.<ref name=avatar>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#The Avatar State]]</ref>}}
[[File:CWClipse.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Their love quests are at an end...]]
Bella claims that she first saw Chris at [[BronyCon]] circa [[2016]] when she happened to be visiting Baltimore to watch a [[autism|Rubik's Cube contest]]. Chris did not attend Bronycon in 2016, so it is more likely she saw him there in [[2017]].<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9624148}}</ref> She claims that she did not know who Chris was at the time and did not talk to him.<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref>

{{Fix-span|{{cite}}|Bella's interest in Chris was not sparked until some time in early 2020, when she began watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''.}} A former associate of Bella's also claimed that she constantly bragged about knowing him personally.<ref name=formerassociate/>

Bella has also been noted for having ties with several of Chris's other orbiters. According to Bella, she got into contact with Chris via [[Praetor]] around September-November 2020.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref><ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Bella's account on how she knows Chris]]</ref> Chris also states in a [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022 letter]] that he had met Bella via his interactions with Praetor, though he also believes that them hiring her was not a good decision.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris however states in a later letter that Bella had not contributed much to the group, has not participated with them while making sales, and that her only true collaboration with them was an animated intro involving Chris Chan Sonichu.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref>

The troll [[Larry Vaughn]] claimed to have been in contact with Bella early on when she first contacted Chris.<ref name=vaughn>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96787|post = 9600559|title = "[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion."
|user = [[Larry Vaughn]]
}}</ref> According to Larry, Bella told him that both she and Chris had been attempting to contact gal-pals from [[high school]], claiming that he had a desire to reconnect with them. Larry claimed that Bella would play a substantial role in helping him manipulate Chris. <ref name = vaughn/> A Twitter account of Bella's under her "Kelly Osborn" pseudonym had also followed Larry's Twitter account.<ref name = twitter>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/#post-9599908 A dump of several of Bella's Twitter accounts]</ref>

Bella attemptted to impersonate a [[wikipedia:Curiosity Stream|Curiosity Stream]] employee on 13 October 2020 in order to get him to Richmond, Virginia, sending him an e-mail claiming interest in discussing with him about autism on a podcast due to his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]].<ref>[[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream]]</ref>

On 28 December 2020, Bella talked about the Avatar State, a power-up from the fictional Nickelodeon cartoon ''Avatar: the Last Airbender''. Chris promptly incorporated it into his fantasy world.<ref name=avatar></ref>

[[File:KellyAndesEmail1.png|thumb|400px|One of two leaked e-mails where Bella interacts with Chris under the "Kelly Andes" pseudonym]]
From 1 February until mid-June of 2021, Bella impersonated high school [[gal-pal]] [[Kellie Andes]] (while misspelling her name as "Kelly Andes") in several emails.<ref name = "KellyAndes"/> As only a few of these e-mails have been leaked, and all of the leaked e-mails have occurred far between, it is uncertain how far Bella may have gone with this plan, or what she intended with it.

On 17 February 2021, Bella was mentioned by Chris as one option he had been considering for a potential relationship.<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref> Chris showed signs of interest in her later on his planned trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]; he wanted to book a room with Bella at the hotel at which they planned to stay.<ref name=lovetriangle>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Love Triangle]]</ref> She claimed in a chat between herself and the Suitress that Chris consistently made sexual remarks towards her. <ref name = "scared"/> However, Chris would later claim in a Jail Letter that he had no strong sexual feelings towards Bella, only stating that they were "Just Friends".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022]]</ref> In a conversation with [[Watchmen]] members, Chris stated that Bella was "intelligent".<ref>[[The Vaughn Interlude#Danny Boy]]</ref> Bella had also mentioned in a 25 April 2021 chat with the Chess Club member Allen that Chris has been constantly texting her, and telling her how much he "needs her", to which Allen suggests blocking him, as Bella had no interest in being his friend.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Instagram for Chris Chan]]</ref>

During their interactions, Chris held a positive view of Bella, describing her as "cool to talk with,"<ref name=avatar></ref> meshing with Bella's claim that she is "extremely nice to him."<ref name=suicide></ref> Bella gifted Chris with mints in the shape of Pickle Rick, markers, and a few letters.<ref name = worddoc/> However, the former Watchmen member [[Kyle]] considered Bella a "sycophant".<ref name=avatar></ref> Bella claimed that many of the ineteractions she had with Chris were "pleasant",<ref name = worddoc/> though Chris also envisioned her as being a male Sonichu in [[Dimension C-197]].

{{quote|im garnered a reputation of being epic and anonymous and a hacker|Bella, 19 July 2021, weeks before being doxed by Kiwi Farms<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Chris talk coaching]]</ref>}}

Bella claimed that she had cut off all interactions with Chris for a short period of time between the [[March 2021|March of 2021]] and the late [[June 2021|June]] of that year.<ref name = worddoc/> She claimed that she did this out of the surrounding CWCsphere being "toxic", as well as concerns for the [[Watchmen]] doxing people, receiving many, many texts from Chris, and the amount of work it would have taken to give him sufficient attention. Bella claims from there that she was then invited by Chris to the brony convention, [[Everfree Northwest]]. However, Bella contradicted this claim in a 19 [[July 2021]] Discord post, talking to one of her associates about how, as a result of being nice to Chris, she was able to troll him for almost a year.<ref name = year/> The full extent at which Bella had been trolling Chris by this point, however, is not known, though Bella had often boasted and bragged about being the only troll that has never been discovered.

On 19 July 2021, Chris introduced Bella to the Watchmen group [[Knights of CWC]]. As she had not initally demonstrated malicious intentions to him, The WCT said, "as long as your intentions are good, you'll be fine."<ref name>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Intentions]]</ref> The WCT had also had Bella's assistance to help him attempt to dox [[Naught]] following Naught doxing him for declining the use of his Kiwi Farms account. According to [[The Fool]], a longtime but now-banned [[Kiwi Farms]] user and minor member of both The Place and The Knights, Naught and WCT took conflicting approaches towards stopping Chris from interacting with Bella and the rest of Praetor when she was present in the server:

{{quoteboxyellow|Neither naught or WCT were friends with bella, bella was in her own little white knight group controlling chris. WCT tried to be friendly with her so he could keep a short leash on her, bella was very defensive about it. WCT said naught actively tried to push bella away which might be why bella was defensive about WCT trying to interact with her, but that's just from what WCT said, I didn't witness anything the Watchmen ever did myself.

both naught and WCT knew bella was a ween but they couldn't get chris to not interact with her, or the [[praetor]] crew in general for that matter. naught tried to outright demonize them while WCT tried to pretend to be friendly with them to facilitate open communication so they could know exactly what praetor was planning next. Neither plan worked, but, it's Chris, what can you do.<ref name=foolpraetor>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-27908 and https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-27912</ref>}}

==Art and Animations==

Bella created a few pieces of [[fanart]] and animations regarding Chris, or involved him and his creations in some way.

===Chris Chan Sonichu Intro===

'''Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation''' is a short animated video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 13 [[November 2020]]. The animation, in the style of a 90's anime, features Chris transforming into his [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] form while his ear-piercing falsetto rendition of "Twist of Fate" by Olivia Newton-John plays.

On an unknown date, but believed to be no later than 13 November 2020, Chris provided the vocals for the video. On 15 March 2021, Bella posted on Kiwi Farms that Chris and Praetor had commissioned her to create the animation:

{{quote|I was paid too by Chris himself and a group of faggy trolls who “recruited me”(essentially just gave me all of chris‘s information and bank info) and had Chris write me a graphic explanation of the “anime intro” word for word.|Bella as Kiwi Farms user 10anon.<ref name=animation></ref>}}

The video was animated by Bella under the aliases Careless-Metal-423 and tenthanonymous. Notably, she included some sneaky detail of Chris' [[Duck]] in the panty-shots during the transformation sequence.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/kkudbt/i_did_the_chris_chan_intro_animation_ama/</ref>

Chris had also told [[Watchmen]] members about the video, and told them about Bella's relations to Praetor.

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====Description====
{{Quotebox|Animation and artwork done by [[Isabella Loretta Janke|tenthanonymous]].
https://www.instagram.com/i_have_30k_hours_on_nekopara/

Music is a karaoke version of “Twist of Fate” by Olivia Newton John.
http://olivianewton-john.com/
https://youtu.be/75YdMFOG06Q

Vocals done by the voice of Chris Chan Sonichu.
https://www.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu}}

====Transcript====
[''Throughout the video, Chris belts out a somewhat incomprehensible rendition of Olivia Newton-John's song {{w|Twist of Fate (Olivia Newton-John song)|Twist of Fate}}.'']

[''The video opens on an animated shot of Chris holding the Sonichu medallion. He raises the medallion, which the camera focuses on from 0:02 to 0:04. Chris then transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'']

[''After Chris finishes transforming, he poses with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. The text "Chris Chan" appears above them, changing into "Sonichu" and finally "Chris Chan Sonichu."'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]}}

===Misc. Art===
Below is some other Chris related art that Bella had created.

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File:CurseYeHaMeHaBella.jpeg|A drawing Bella had made under the "Jung ji" codename. Bella received complaints for tracing this image.
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==A-Logging and claimed plots==
Despite having friendly contact with Chris, Bella had engaged in some noticeable [[A-Logging]] when speaking to others, also claiming to have plots to harm Chris. In a Kiwi Farms post dated 15 March 2021, she described Chris as a "fat, overweight retard", complains about his [[enablers]], and claimed she wanted her associates at [[Praetor]] to get him to cut his penis off, and that he should die in a gender reassignment surgery accident:<ref name=animation></ref>

{{quote|The [[Praetor|current “trolls”]] are just as big of retards as he is and they literally do nothing but stroke his fucking tranny cock that for some reason they won’t budge when I try to tell them to get him to cut it off instead of paying him. as much as I think the guy should’ve been killed in some freak gender reassignment surgery accident by now, I got my check to animate this shit and now I’ll dip, cya!|Bella as Kiwi Farms user 10anon.<ref name=animation></ref>}}

During a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation in the [[Chess Club]], Bella coached her friend Allen on how to talk to Chris. Allen asked why Chris trusts Bella, to which she answered, "bc im extrmeley nice to him," then claimed it's how she "hacked" into his bank account and "stole his money", and "got free trips and got him to join a cult and mlp porn on [Kiwi Farms] and fly [to Florida]". In this conversation, Allen states an alleged suicide plot they have, to which Bella also claims in conjunction that they'd do it by convinving him other people are Jesus. Bella's friend Allen wrote, "I thought the plan was to get him to kill himself", to which Bella responded, "yeah but by getting others to tell him theyre jesus and they hate them and then saying "oh no those ppl are os mean :(" and then he pays me". The conversation then turned back to coaching Allen to talk to Chris. Bella advised him to avoid making comments which could upset Chris, pointing out that [[Watchmen]] such as [[MKRNightVee]] might dox Allen for it. Bella walked Allen through talking to Chris, suggesting he be overly expressive and nice because Chris doesn't interpret tones well.<ref name=suicide>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref>

Chris claimed in a jail letter in response to a fan's questions that he "foreknew" that Bella had a suicide plot.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> As Chris had likely gained several letters mentioning Bella and this alleged plot before this one, while also claiming to have "foreseen" several other happenings, and Bella is a considerably unreliable narrator, whether Bella actually had this plot in mind or was simply claiming this for shock value is unclear as formal proof of this is yet to be found.

==Everfree Northwest==
{{See also|Everfree Northwest#Attendees}}
[[File:BellaRosechu.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[:File:Jason Kendrick Howell.jpg|Does this remind you of anything?]]]]
[[Everfree Northwest]] is a ''[[My Little Pony]]''-themed convention; Chris had planned to attend during [[August 2021]]. While making plans in July, Chris sought to put together a "posse" for "sharing and protection" during the convention, seemingly in response to being informed by [[Watchman]] [[The WCT]] that [[Jacob Sockness]] planned to attend in disguise to meet with him.<ref name=socknessalert>[[WCT DMs#Sockness alert]]</ref> On 12 July, Chris asked The WCT if he knew of anyone who could help, and WCT indicated that he did not. Chris also mentioned having asked [[Null]] and [[Praetor]]'s Caden if they could help with the posse arrangements.<ref name=socknessalert></ref> The following day, Chris texted Bella and assigned her to act as a bodyguard:

{{quote|I wanted to check in with you on an additional detail about the convention, as in while us being together as travel buddies and friends remains genuine, there is a caveat as well. You'll also play as a bodyguard and watch person, similar to [[Video games|Link's Navi]], unless you feel able to do physical work in defense as well. The reason being Sockness is making attempt to get to the convention as wells."|Chris's text to Bella<ref name = selected/>}}

According to Bella, she received a message from Chris requesting that she be his bodyguard.<ref name = "worddoc"/> Bella had agreed to the bodyguard role.<ref name=EN>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Everfree Northwest]]</ref><ref name="bodyguard">[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref> Chris also made plans with Bella for them to carpool to Washington, D.C. together for their flight to Seattle, WA to attend the convention there.<ref>[[Bella chats#Everfree Northwest Plans]]</ref> According to Bella, Chris also wanted her to act as photographer, paying her $500 to purchase a camera and follow him around the convention to take photos.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Photographer]]</ref>
[[File:CWC-Null 14 July 2021 Bella convo.png|thumb|200px|Chris talking to Null about Everfree Northwest]]
Around this time, Chris was also secretly in contact with a young woman who had previously developed a crush on him, codenamed "[[The Suitress]]". Chris had wanted Bella to meet and befriend the Suitress, who would have accompanied her and Chris during the convention, in a Discord server. On 14 July 2021, Chris had told [[Null]] about Bella and her plans to meet him at the convention, to which Null tells him that Bella's Instagram account claimed she was a 45-year-old man.<ref>[[Null DMs#Bella]]</ref> Chris sent Null a photograph of her. On 19 July 2021, Chris invited Bella<ref>[[Bella chats#Watchmen Drama]]</ref><ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Bella enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref> and the Suitress<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#The Suitress enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref> into [[Knights of CWC]], a Discord server of [[Watchmen]], where they discussed [[Everfree Northwest]] and how best to protect Chris from [[Jacob Sockness]].<ref name=EN></ref> From there a love triangle formed. Chris liked Bella, Bella liked the Suitress, and the Suitress liked Chris. Bella detailed her attraction towards the Suitress in various Chess Club servers. She shared a photograph the Suitress took of her legs,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Thirst]]</ref> called her "cute",<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Even More Bella Thirst]]</ref> and claimed that she wanted to "protect" her from Chris and woo her away from him.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#More Bella Thirst]]</ref> She also expressed wanting to dance with her during the Grand Galloping Gala event.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Dance]]</ref>

In the leaked chunks of the [[Incest Call]], Bella stated that she was pushing for both Chris and the Suitress to have sex in the hotel room where they would stay in during the event. These plans were consistently frustrated by the fact that Chris wanted a room with Bella, as opposed to one with the Suitress. Bella claimed that as his "photographer", she would take pictures of all of the instances that Chris and the Suitress got "romantic". The exact purpose of these plans are unknown.

Any plans that would have come out of this would never come to pass. Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested and detained]] before he could actually attend the convention and has since been banned indefinitely.<ref>[[Everfree Northwest#Blacklisted from attending|Everfree blacklists Chris]]</ref>

==The incest scandal==
{{See also|Bella and Suitress chats}}
{{Misinfo|Despite what you may have been led to believe, although she didn't strongly discourage him from continuing having sex with his mother when she found out about it,<ref name = call/> Bella did not convince Chris to ''start'' his affair with his mother. Chris has told her about having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50" two weeks before the infamous [[incest call]]<ref name = selected/> as well as having dreams of having sex with his mom.<ref name=suicide></ref> It also hasn't been proven that Bella has a genuine incest fetish.}}
{{quote|[[Null|Josh moon]] hates me abd I'm ok with just being a legend|Bella optimistically gloating about the incest leaks.<ref name = "general">[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - general" at 31-Jul-21 06:43 AM timestamp</ref>}}

[[File:IncestCall.png|thumb|left|150px|An artist's alternative interpretation of the call itself.]]

Bella is most well-known for her participation in drama that revolved around Chris's affair with his elderly mother. After Chris gave hints about such an affair, she spoke with Chris in a call about it. Parts of the call were leaked, leading to the aforementioned drama.

===Hints at an affair===

On 13 July 2021, Chris had [[Honest Content|confessed]] to Bella that he was in a relationship with a new sweetheart who is "older than him", considering her as one of the few people he can trust to not confess this to anyone else.<ref name = selected/>

On about 27 July, Chris again pressed further and dropped more hints about the nature of his relationship:

{{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is. I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods.|Chris.<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref>}}

Chris stated he would "feel better and safer confiding with [Bella] in person." Chris also recommended using Signal, a texting and voice/video chatting app which features security measures such as end-to-end encryption (having used the app to communicate with [[Null]]).<ref name=spill></ref>

Later, Bella chatted with [[the Suitress]] about Chris's evasiveness. Bella said that, due to Chris implying illegal activity over his relationship from his "hack" comment, she had a feeling he and his sexual partner were related. The Suitress asked if it was Barbara and Bella replied "I genuinely think it might be"<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref>

===The Incest Call===
{{quote|At first I did not believe it, even after Christine said “Bella, I want you to look me in the eye when I say this… I am having sexual relations with Barbara”|A supposed recounting from Bella about how the Incest Call started.<ref name = worddoc/>}}

In the early morning of 28 [[July 2021]], [[Incest Call|a video call]] took place. During it, Chris revealed that his new sweetheart was actually his mother, going into [[Honest Content|graphic detail]] about his incestuous relationship with her. According to Bella, the beginning of the conversation was not recorded, and she began recording when Chris showed her the vibrators and "organic lube foam" he was using on his mom.<ref>{{cite farms|title=leaking new info|thread=96813|post=9607177|wayback=20220115230847}}</ref>

Bella acted nonchalant throughout, and even supportive at times. Afterwards she stated to her [[Chess Club]] friends that she never said the incest was wrong and that Chris thought it was justified, and that she said she understood so he would talk more.<ref name=bellareacts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref> Bella stated this several times when she was questioned in an interview regarding the call leaks.<ref name = interview/>

To her credit, Bella made a subtle attempt to divert Chris's attention away from Barbara by bringing up [[the Suitress]]:

{{quote|[Barbara]'s wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy? Yeah.|Bella, promoting [[the Suitress]].<ref name=call>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

Bella talked up the Suitress, describing her as "a wonderful girl" who "really, really, really adores you" and painted a picture of a relationship with her:

{{quote|[The Suitress]'ll be more open to stuff like, you know, having spa days, getting pizza, going out together, you know, and, she's um, she's probably newer in the bedroom, but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.|Bella.<ref name=call></ref>}}

However Chris resisted, saying he had foretold the future and that the Suitress would find someone else while at college.

===Call Leaks===

After the call ended, Bella then edited together multiple clips from her recording and shared the video call with the [[Chess Club]] and [[the Suitress]]. All expressed disgust with Chris for his incest.

{{quote|Dude

WHAT THE FUCK|A reaction from Bella after the call.<ref name=bellasuitresscalltalk>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Discussion of Incest Call]]</ref>}}

[[The Suitress]], though in shock, stated that "when I have sex with him, I hope it sways him away from his mother" and encouraged Bella to "please tell him to quit her for me".<ref name=bellasuitresscalltalk></ref>

Apparently around the time of the call, Chris [[Incest texts|allegedly sent text messages]] to Bella describing his incestuous actions in additional detail.

Bella intended to leak the incest news, but wanted to gather evidence from a different angle to remain anonymous.<ref name=bellareacts></ref> However, she had sent the [[incest Call]] and [[Incest texts|texts]] to the [[Suitress]], who leaked those on the night of 29 July on a Discord Server,<ref>[[CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref> both without Bella's permission. Bella scolded the Suitress for both of these actions, evidently irritated.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Coordinating response to Chris]]</ref>

Sometime after, Bella started to gloat about discovering this revelation. In chats with the Suitress, Bella said she and the Suitress "broke the Internet", which the Suitress did not have much interest in doing, claiming to just want to see Chris, and seemingly being worried about the consequences that may follow, to which Bella claims that she will protect her identity.<ref name=impact>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Impact of leaks]]</ref>

===Interview===
{{main|Incest Leak Interview}}
After the clips have been leaked, a user going by '''Gungann''' had attempted to interview Bella out of concerns that she was manipulating Chris and/or the Suitress.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9669527}}</ref> After she had a conversation with Bella regarding the premature leaks, the Suitress invited Bella to the interiew, which the Suitress and Gungann had agreed to. In two chunks of the interview (both of which were shared on Kiwi Farms to provide context) Bella was repeatedly asked if she was "aroused" by the call, or if she had an incest fetish, which Bella frantically denied. The Suitress attempted to ease tensions and accusations, explaining that the way that Bella may have said things in the call may have been "misconstrued".<ref name = interview>[[Incest Leak Interview]]</ref>

===Bella is named===
[[File:BellaWife.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's interpretation of Bella during Chris's arrest.]]

[[Null]] questioned Chris, who told him that he had told only Bella, consequently, Bella was named by Null as a troll with knowledge of the material.<ref name=incestleak></ref> Bella tried to do everything in her power to distance herself from the growing drama.

[[File:WCT questions Bella-redact.png|thumb|200px|[[Watchman]] [[The WCT]] questions Bella for her side of the story; she deflects with absurd lies.]]

[[Watchmen]] leader [[The WCT]] questioned Bella, asking for her side of the story. He then created a group chat, titled [[Regarding Chris]], with Bella and some of the other Watchmen for further questioning,<ref name=regarding>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms]</ref> though this move backfired as Bella instead responded with disinformation.

At first Bella kept to her word to protect the Suitress, claiming to the Watchmen that the Suitress was not the person mentioned in the Incest Call,<ref>[[Regarding Chris chats#Regarding the Suitress]]</ref> and also claiming the name mentioned in the call to be a minor with the same name. Bella explained to the Suitress that this was to prevent the Watchmen from trying to blast the Suitress.<ref name=impact></ref>

However, later in the Watchmen's Regarding Chris chat, Bella soon turned to framing the Suitress for being the voice in the [[Incest Call]].<ref>[[:File:KellyOsbornFraming.png]]</ref>

Bella then created [[fabricated BDSM texts]] in which Chris supposedly admitted to having BDSM-style sex with Barb.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=97948|title=How Bella Faked the BDSM Text: An Analysis and Timeline|wayback=20220113183520}}</ref> Bella tried to perpetuate this notion in [[Regarding Chris]], claiming that Chris did not feed Barb unless she performed felatio on him. In the chat, she convinced Watchman [[The WCT]] that the screenshot was legitimate and persuaded him to release it publicly and to name the Suitress as his source,<ref name=bdsm>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]</ref> resulting in the Suitress getting doxxed via WCT uploading one of her videos to a Kiwi Farms post.<ref>https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC</ref> The screenshot was dismissed as fake by most observers, and the motive behind its creation remains unknown.

{{Fix-span|{{cite}}|Bella tried to make several sockpuppet accounts on various platforms, ranging from the Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and 4chan, where she claimed that "tranny niggers" uploaded the call,}} among other disinformation to protect her identity, as well as attempting to claim that she was not "Kelly Osborn" to the Christuber [[GiBi]]. The attempts ultimately failed.

Bella created an eight-page Google Doc document in which she attempted to dispel any supposed rumors originating from the Kiwi Farms and its user base. She posted this document onto the Chris Chan sub-reddit on 7 August 2021. In it, she claimed that she was never a member of [[Praetor]] (misspelling the organization as "praector") and had attempted to shed light on her interactions with Chris. The veracity of many of the claims regarding her motivations made in the document are unclear; she had already denied her involvement with Praetor, and denied her involvement in a chat with the Suitress, in which Bella brags to the Suitress about obtaining the incest call. In that same doc, she claimed that the [[WCT]] had blocked her after she denied him the full 4-hour tape and "threw him under the bus", despite the WCT questioning her involvement in the call that was given, and even being manipulated into Bella's attempt to frame the Suitress.<ref name = "scared"/><ref name = worddoc>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/hello-everyone-its-bella-docx.2431274/ Word Document Hello everyone, it's "bella"]</ref>

=== Chris cuts ties ===
Even after the [[Incest Call]] was leaked, Chris was still trusting of Bella as he believed her cover story that someone else had leaked the information<ref name=wctdiscussfallout>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref> even though he had told only her.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Null texts Chris]]</ref> [[Null]] pointed out the absurdity of this and asked how Chris rationalized it, to which Chris replied that he was "spiritually guided and sound of mind."<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Sound of mind]]</ref> Chris then texted [[The WCT]] and asked for his thoughts, and WCT concurred with Null that Chris shouldn't trust Bella. Chris then agreed that Bella's story was not credible.<ref name=wctdiscussfallout></ref>

==Leak Aftermath==
{{Protip|Much like with [[Clyde Cash]], several people have attempted to mimic Bella using accounts that use her likeness. Be cautious when taking anything stated by accounts that claim to belong to her.}}
[[File:IsabellaSuspensionTwo.png|thumb|right|An ex of Bella claims she got a suspension from Texas Tech University.]]
Eventually, Bella herself was doxed, not in small part due to one of Bella's Chess Club associates, Louis, posting an image of Bella’s mistreated rescue dog.{{cite}} {{Fix-span|{{cite}}|After her personal information was leaked, Bella went into desperate - albeit futile - damage control, using sockpuppet accounts on [[4Chan]], [[Reddit]], and [[Kiwi Farms]] to rant about how the info regarding her was fake, exaggerated, and/or a psyop conspiracy led by [[transgender]] puppetmasters.}} Unfortunately for her, this was to no avail; no one believed her due to her behavior as a habitual liar with sociopathic tendencies, and as of late August, users on the gossip forum [[Kiwi Farms]] were actively speculating about her.

On 31 August 2021, an attorney stating to have been retained by Bella sent a letter to [[Null]], the administrator of Kiwi Farms, requesting the removal of multiple site links relating to Bella. The lawyer stated on behalf of the client concerns over inaccuracies and the negative personal impact from the Kiwi Farms links, offering to confer with the administrator with more details on the condition the conversation remain private due to it involving personal matters such as health issues. The attorney also clarified that the request was not a form of legal action and that he was acting as negotiator. Upon receiving the letter, Null posted it onto the Kiwi Farms and put it up to a vote by the site users over whether the material mentioned in the letter should be removed. The users rejected the removal, voting 3,701 to KEEP! and 202 to DELETE!<ref>{{cite farms|thread=99897|title=2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.}}</ref>

An ex of Bella claimed that Bella got a two-year suspension from Texas Tech University, though the suspension reason is currently unknown. The claim was shared with [[Kiwi Farms]] member DawnDusk.

On 22 March 2022 a Kiwi Farms user uncovered one of Bella's emails through her [[Onion Farms]] accounts, and people started speculating that a Instagram account called "Maxine Sidero" was Bella, due to the email linking to the account, the owner of the account looking similar to Bella and the posts featuring Bella's pets and associates.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=KingFrampt|thread=98702|post=11468781}}</ref> When people asked the person account if she was Bella, the account was privatized, and since changed the name to Maxine Sideris and currently mac.aronee. Dozens of other social media accounts allegedly belonging to Bella, including one named '''Justine Kline''' has also been uncovered.

==Scorn from Chris==
[[File:JailArt15.jpg|thumb|400px|Chris blaming Bella and Null for the Hippo on his head]]
Chris has developed scorn for Bella in recent times after his arrest, as evidenced in [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|various]] [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|jail letters]]. In these letters, Chris states that he came to believe that Bella, along with Null and Jacob Sockness had "betrayal plans" and "nasty plots" for him.

One such letter had Chris claiming that the Incest Call was a "Divine Test" for Bella in hopes that she does not reveal that he had an affair with Barb. He also claimed in the letter of how he foreknew of Bella "tempting" him to suicide.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> Another letter had Chris claim that karma will "bite Bella's ass around Judgement Day".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref> He also claimed in the same letter to have "foreknown" the circumstances that would pin the Suitress's emotions, and how their relationship would have ultimately been ruined by Bella's "plot". He also states in at least two letters that he believes that Bella was trying to get him to out himself as a "pedophile" by dating the Suitress.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref>

In one other letter, Chris claims that he has forseen Bella's plans long before June 2021. <ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> Chris had also claimed in that letter that Bella had confessed to faking many of the details said in the call, such as that any sex between him and Barb had occured at all, and that the call as a whole should therefore be rendered "moot". The veracity of these claims is indecipherable, due to Bella previously fabricating evidence regarding alleged BDSM sex Chris had with his mother, while Chris had also seemingly bought a sex guide and told several people before Bella about having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and previously stating that he had sex with her.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>

Chris has stated in another June letter that Bella was being possessed by evil spirits, and that he was trying to save her from them.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref>


==Fan Video==

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| name = You Can't Defeat Me - Christine Weston Chandler VS Isabella Loretta Janke (Chris Chan Edition)
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| Stardate = 9 October 2021
| Maker = SheWIND
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== See also ==
* [[Affair with Mother]]
* [[Bella chats]]
* [[Chess Club Chats]]
* [[Chess Group 15 Chats]]
* [[Regarding Chris]]
* [[The Suitress]] - A gal-pal of Chris's that Bella had befriended and then framed.

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== External Links ==

*[https://www.onionfarms.com/members/tenthanonymous.101/ Tenthanonymous] - One of Bella's Onion Farms accounts, created on 4 November 2020.

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Isabella Loretta Janke

2022-11-02T20:40:38Z

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{{Honest}}
{{Unreliable|type=misinfo|has been}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Bella is a pathological liar and gives contradictory statements, even when speaking with friends.<ref group = note>Bella posted a Google Document onto the Chris subreddit, where she tried to deny information that has been gathered about her and her associations with other orbiters, contradicting what has already been verified or shifting blame on people she talked to. (Such as her involvement with Praetor, bragging to the Suitress, and claiming that the WCT "threw her under the bus"). In that document, she'd also claim to stop talking to Chris from March 2021 to the late June of that year. However, in one of her Chess Club servers, she'd also tell one of her associates in a July 2021 post that she trolled Chris for "almost a year". Bella also once claimed in a chat with friends in one of the later Chess Club Discord Server that her name was not "Isabella Loretta Janke".</ref>|Bella often embellishes or brags about heinous or disgusting acts she's supposedly done or claims she plans to do for shock value.<ref group = note>For example, Bella [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-502#post-9668139 claimed to one of her associates] that she had defecated on the floor of her dormroom, only to then be called out by the same associate that she had used a stock image from reddit when asked to give proof of this, to which Bella responded to with "Yeah no shit retard".</ref>|Paradoxically, Bella will also claim she didn't actually mean certain things she said.|Bella has a history of fabricating evidence. <ref>[[Fabricated BDSM texts]]</ref>|Bella will often put on a genial facade, and act sychophantic around guests, but speak very negatively of them when they're not in the same chat as her.{{refn|group="note"|Compare Bella's messages in [[Chess Club]] versus [[Chess Group 15]].}}|Along with this, Bella will often backstab or throw her presumed allies under the bus when it is most convenient for her.<ref group = note>After the incest call got leaked, Bella framed many of her associates as being the voice in the call, most infamously the Suitress, whom she blamed for most of the events that have occured prior.</ref>
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{{Unreliable|type=sock}}

{{quote|[[Chris and English|Were the best trolls on history.]]|Bella,<ref name = "scared">[[Bella and Suitress chats#Impact of leaks]]</ref> optimistically looking forward to the leaks.}}

{{quote|allen ive been trolling him for almost a year now and im the hardest to find according to everyone and the most secretive|Bella gloating to one of her associates about her secrecy.<ref name = year>[[Chess Club Chats#Chris talk coaching]]</ref>}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Isabella Loretta Janke
|image = Bella.png
|day = 18
|month = 8
|year = 2001
|birthsrc =
|aliases = Bella<ref name="newOP"/> ILJ<ref name="newOP"/> Kelly Osborn<ref name="newOP"/> Maxine Sidero<ref>{{cite farms|thread=98702|post=11468781}}</ref> Justine Kline<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Stupidface|thread=98702|post=12423126}}</ref> mac.aronnee lilaj<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=firion|thread=96787|post=9680097}}</ref><ref>[[:File:LilajPhoto.png]]</ref> 10thanonymous<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames">{{Cite farms|thread=97559|title=Bella's Usernames & Burner Accounts}}</ref> 10anon<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=97658|post=9790915}}</ref> Tenthanonymous<ref name=OFban></ref> an0nymous NP2348<ref name="newOP"/> Simon918<ref name="newOP"/> Careless-Metal-423<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames"/> nobodysbusiness77897<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-985#post-9698963 A Kiwi Farms post listing many of Bella's reddit accounts.]</ref> redpilled single dad<ref name="usernames"/> honeymussie<ref name = honey>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=98702|post=10615290}}</ref> creamcicle<ref name = honey/> Kelly Andes<ref name="KellyAndes">[[Bella chats#Kelly Andes E-mails]]</ref> Ashley Hamer<ref name="AshleyHamer">[[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream]]</ref> Jung ji<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=102783|post=10197538}}</ref> goodmorningbaltimore<ref name=OFDamageControl>{{Cite farms|writer=GumballFapper|thread=98702|post=10533917}}</ref>
|gender = Female
|race = Mixed
|nation = American
|religion = [[Atheist]]
|ft = 5
|in = 7
|occupation = {{TrollOccupation}} Animator
|organization = TTU Chess Club (founder, leader) Praetor (formerly)<ref name=avatar></ref>
|education = Texas Tech University (Computer Engineering)
|saga = {{saga|jacob|cn}}, {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|praetor|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
|knownfor = • Creating an animated intro for Chris • Being asked by Chris to act as a bodyguard at [[Everfree Northwest]] to protect him from [[Jacob Sockness]] *Being hired by Chris to be his photographer at Everfree • Claiming on at least two occasions to have plots involving harming Chris or getting him to commit suicide • Being in, and recording, a call where Chris admits to committing [[Affair with Mother|incest on his mother]]
}}

'''Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke''', (born 18 August 2001)<ref name="newOP">{{Cite farms|thread=98702|title=(New OP + General Discussion) Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - Chris Troll, Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Suicide Pusher, Crusty, Musty Ass Bitch}}</ref> also known as '''Kelly Osborn''' and dozens of other pseudonyms, is known for her participation in the leaked [[July 2021]] [[Incest Call]] in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] revealed that he had been [[Affair with Mother|having an incestuous relationship with his mother]].<ref name=incestleak>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96559
|title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
|user = [[Null]]
}}</ref>

A foot fungus-ridden,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - memes" at 08-Apr-21 1:39 AM timestamp - Isabella discusses her foot fungus issues</ref> currently-suspended student at Texas Tech University, Bella's sordid internet activities included being the leader of a chain of Discord servers, the TTU [[Chess Club]], from which she and her friends made many sociopathic, edgy, and off-color remarks, including encouraging people to verbally harass other students.<ref name=ttudiscord>{{Cite farms|title=Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people|thread=96787|post=9671283}}</ref>

In the fall of 2020, Bella was hired by the [[Praetor]] group to create an animation for Chris, at which point the two of them met. She and Chris kept in contact afterwards. According to The Fool, Chris had also given Bella access to the Watchmen server [[The Knights of CWC]] on the 19 July 2021. [[Naught]] and [[The WCT]] had practiced conflicting means of preventing Chris from continuing interaction with her. The WCT had claimed to have acted friendly around Bella in many circumstances to keep a short leash on her, while Naught had actively tried to push her away from Chris, and continued attacks towards Praetor members. Both of these had made Bella act defensively when The WCT had tried interacting with her, though she was also able to help The WCT dox one of Naught's family members.

While Bella was friendly towards Chris in conversations,<ref>[[Bella chats]]</ref> behind his back she [[A-Logging|A-Logged]] him on [[Kiwi Farms]] and her private [[Chess Club]] Discord server, even claiming on two occasions to have plots to harm Chris or to get him to commit suicide. With no proof of the claims beyond Bella's own words, it remains unclear whether she had any real plots or was claiming it for edgy humor; this has been the source of much speculation. Bella was also one of several people who spread rumors about Praetor following the leak of a chunk of the [[Taser Call]], claiming that she was trying to convince them to harm Chris.

In [[July 2021]], Chris began telling selected trusted individuals - Bella, [[The WCT]], [[Null]], [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Don Lashomb]], [[Spunky]], and his physician<ref name=selected>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref><ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref> - that he had begun having sexual relations with an older woman. At the time, Chris was using euphemisms such as "lady friend" to mislead them and disguise the true nature of his actions.

On either the evening of 27 - or the early morning of 28 - July 2021, Chris trusted Bella to such a degree that he decided to reveal that his [[Affair with Mother|sexual partner was his own mother]] to her during [[Incest Call|a video call conversation with her]]. Bella recorded the admission and shared it with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server and [[the Suitress]]. Chris also sent [[Incest Texts]] describing the incest further. Bella planned on how to release the information publicly, wanting to gather evidence and get more information from Chris from another angle to preserve anonymity.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref> The Suitress then shared audio from the call with the [[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]] Discord server.<ref>[[CCCC Incest Call chat]]</ref> On the night of 29 July, the first of multiple leaks of audio from the call was leaked to YouTube and Reddit by Chris Chan Conservation Collective server member [[EllDudeRocks]], followed by the texts being leaked to Reddit by the Suitress. Longer (though non-essential) cuts of the call were released by Bella and her Chess Club friend over the next few days. Ultimately Chris would be [[Jail Saga|arrested and charged with incest]] after concerned viewers called police for a [[welfare check]] after the initial 29 July leaks.

In Bella's attempts to preserve her own anonymity, she tried to claim that her friends were either behind the leak<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#The WCT questions Bella]]</ref> or were the person behind her voice in the recording,<ref>[[Regarding Chris]]</ref> a move which lead to much backlash. She was also called into question by The WCT and other Knights members in a [[Regarding Chris chats|group chat]], where she gives them a set of fabricated texts where Chris allegedly performed BDSM-style sex on Barb, which WCT had shared onto Kiwi Farms, along with a video clip of the Suitress Bella had given him when told she was the primary source of the texts.

In the wake of the Incest Call's release, Bella was doxed by the [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref>[[:File:SpookyDoxImage.jpg]]</ref> Out of a combination of her A-Log comments and self-proclaimed plots towards Chris, her edgy behavior, drama over the revelation of Chris having sex with his mother, and general confusion as logs of Bella's chats were leaked, speculation and gossip on Bella's involvement with Chris ran rampant, with many unproven allegations being repeated as fact. As a result, many believe Bella to be the most corrupt troll to have ever targeted Chris. However, any plans of hers, if she had any, never came to pass, making her intentions hazy.

During his stay in jail, Chris has come to view Bella as his new arch-nemesis, alongside [[Null]] and [[Jacob Sockness]], stating in many jail letters how he "foresaw" several of her claimed plots, and claimed that Bella had faked many of the details that were seemingly revealed in the Incest Call.
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==Online Presence==
{{protip|Parts of this section are based on edgy commentary or behaviors Bella made or displayed in [[Chess Club]] servers or elsewhere. Whether Bella genuinely holds the beliefs or has performed the acts mentioned is unclear.}}
===Behavior===
[[File:AbstractBella.png|thumb|left|200px|An abstract depiction of Bella]]

{{quote|Bella had worked out a pretty smart plan on getting people into her group, she would be very outgoing and invite people to her discord, and whoever stuck around, either lurked or stuck around. so she became the catch all for the lowest common denominator of people, whether they shared views, or they wanted to have sex with bella, because she had fat tits. but most people saw the gore, and the fart/shit/piss fetish stuff posted there, and left.|A former associate of Bella's on her sychophantic behaviors.<ref name = formerassociate>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/r-direct_messages_-_private_-_thegambitt_redacted_880798136925323335-html-html.2503834/]</ref>}}

Bella's sordid online activities were exposed not long after [[Kiwi Farms]] doxed her. Even before meeting Chris, she and her circle of friends were known for bullying, harassing,<ref name=ttudiscord></ref><ref name=title9>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1628569344622-png.2429385/ A letter received by Louis of the Chess Club regarding the harassment of a transgender student]</ref> slandering,<ref name=pumpkinpatch>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/medias2-m3u8-txt.2423198/?hash=a71d13e27f7d2b45bf8c5e3f76ce492b Look in the channel "quiet"]</ref><ref group = note>During a Title IX investigation involving her and her group, Bella attempted to shift blame on an ex of her's who she claims was also in her clique. This ex also posted on the Kiwi Farms, while making claims about Bella and her involvement in the Chess Club servers.</ref> {{Fix-span|{{cite}}|and blackmailing}} other Texas Tech University students.<ref group = note>Bella cited many of these targetted students in various chats and messages as being involved in events involving her. In these scenarios, their names will be edited out.</ref>

Along with these activities, Bella has shown a tendency to embelish several acts that she claims she did or plans to do, especially when talking with friends. For example, Bella has claimed to one of her associates that she had defecated on the floor of her dormroom, and used a stock image from Reddit when asked for evidence. The associate then pointed this out, to which Bella responded with "Yeah no shit retard".<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Liber Pater|thread=96787|post=9668139}}</ref> Bella has also made off-color comments and posts suggesting herself to be a [[Nazis|white supremacist]],<ref name = presentation/> animal abuser,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis-herz-ternarymercury-bellas-best-friend-and-primary-defender.97621/ Look under the spoiler "Hamster Soup"]</ref><ref name = presentation>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9671693}}</ref> and to have peculiar or outright disturbing fetishes (including snuff,<ref name = imgurfolders/> zoophilia,<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=firion|thread=96787|post=9676360}}</ref>[[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|scat]],{{cite}} [[Pedofork|pedophilia]]<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96786|post=9599804}}</ref>).<ref name="SummaryThread">{{Cite farms|thread=97658|title=Isabella Loretta Janke Summary Thread|autoarchive=20211017181202}}</ref>

Bella has been a frequent user of [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]'s lolcow forum, Onion Farms as early as 8 November 2020 under the name '''Tenthanonymous''', where she made edgy and off-color posts. An unban notice from this account made on 8 November 2020, also notes that Bella initially got banned for selling people's doxes and/or passwords.<ref name=OFban>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=97609|post=9757825}}</ref> She has also been posting under this account, even after leaks of the incest call have surfaced, where she calls out Kenneth's decision to keep a subforum for discussing lolicon up (Despite having made loli drawings herself).<ref name="TAPostHistory>[https://www.onionfarms.com/search/4529/ Bella's post history on Onion Farms]</ref>

In December 2018, an account on Fanfiction.net named narutoisgay77897 posted a ''Naruto'' fanfic about father-son incest between the characters Naruto and Boruto.<ref name=fanfic>[https://archive.md/rAyta An archived fanfiction.net account]</ref> The link between Bella and narutoisgay77897 is unclear.

Bella has drawn gore comics about "fluffy ponies", a subset of the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' fan art community whose users create stories and art in which the characters are abused.<ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fluffy-ponies</ref> In November 2020, Bella, as user Careless-Metal-423, posted a gore comic to the fluffycommunity subreddit which received 330 votes.<ref>https://archive.md/sVYFT</ref> Another comic was also found, signed as her 10anon username.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/bella-art-b-jpg.2430845/ A piece of art created by Bella]</ref> Her comics depict fluffies being crushed by a woman sitting on them.

Accounts going under the usernames "lilaj77897" and "friggiffartard", both believed to belong to Bella, have also created imgur accounts full of shocking images and videos, including pornographic videos, animal abuse, a screenshot of a <abbr title="A web browser which enables a user to view the Internet anonymously>Tor</abbr> link to a website which hosts child pornography,<ref group = "note>How Bella had obtained this screenshot, or if she had created it herself, is not known. However, ZorgothTDK, who claims to have been an associate of her's, also claimed that she would "...collect CP for her own use and may have resold it to others".</ref> gore, executions, and beastiality.<ref name = imgurfolders>{{Cite farms|thread=99024}}</ref> The link between the second account and Bella is also unclear, though the former account included videos that feature her and the latter account contained many pieces of art and animations created by her, many of which appear to be traced.<ref group = note>In the "friggiffartard" folder, many of the drawings vary drastically in style and quality.</ref>

===TTU Chess Club===
{{Main|TTU Chess Club}}

[[File:TTUChessClub.jpg|thumb|150px|A photograph taken of the Chess Club's prominent members, directed towards another student which they targeted (Pictured from top, clockwise: Allen, Louis, Jasmine, Bella, Ryan)]]
Bella was also the admin of multiple Discord servers, all collectively referred to as the "'''Texas Tech University (TTU) Chess Club'''", more commonly referred to as the "Chess Club". In these servers, all of which Bella put under the guise of being the university's official chess club's Discord Server, Bella had recruited other students from her university, where they would chat, and play games of chess. Bella had supposedly created two servers that have been taken down due to violating Discord's Terms of Service, and created its most well-known iteration as a friendlier alternative of the prior two servers. In all of the servers associated with the group, members had made off-color or sordid statements, and had targeted and/or bullied other students of the university.

==Interactions with Chris==
{{See also|Bella chats}}

{{quote|she's actually cool to talk with|Chris on Bella, December 2020.<ref name=avatar></ref>}}

{{quote|Judgement is good, sycophants are cheap.|[[Kyle]]'s opinion on judging Bella.<ref name=avatar>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#The Avatar State]]</ref>}}
[[File:CWClipse.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Their love quests are at an end...]]
Bella claims that she first saw Chris at [[BronyCon]] circa [[2016]] when she happened to be visiting Baltimore to watch a [[autism|Rubik's Cube contest]]. Chris did not attend Bronycon in 2016, so it is more likely she saw him there in [[2017]].<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9624148}}</ref> She claims that she did not know who Chris was at the time and did not talk to him.<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref>

{{Fix-span|{{cite}}|Bella's interest in Chris was not sparked until some time in early 2020, when she began watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''.}} A former associate of Bella's also claimed that she constantly bragged about knowing him personally.<ref name=formerassociate/>

Bella has also been noted for having ties with several of Chris's other orbiters. According to Bella, she got into contact with Chris via [[Praetor]] around September-November 2020.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref><ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Bella's account on how she knows Chris]]</ref> Chris also states in a [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022 letter]] that he had met Bella via his interactions with Praetor, though he also believes that them hiring her was not a good decision.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris however states in a later letter that Bella had not contributed much to the group, has not participated with them while making sales, and that her only true collaboration with them was an animated intro involving Chris Chan Sonichu.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref>

The troll [[Larry Vaughn]] claimed to have been in contact with Bella early on when she first contacted Chris.<ref name=vaughn>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96787|post = 9600559|title = "[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion."
|user = [[Larry Vaughn]]
}}</ref> According to Larry, Bella told him that both she and Chris had been attempting to contact gal-pals from [[high school]], claiming that he had a desire to reconnect with them. Larry claimed that Bella would play a substantial role in helping him manipulate Chris. <ref name = vaughn/> A Twitter account of Bella's under her "Kelly Osborn" pseudonym had also followed Larry's Twitter account.<ref name = twitter>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/#post-9599908 A dump of several of Bella's Twitter accounts]</ref>

Bella attemptted to impersonate a [[wikipedia:Curiosity Stream|Curiosity Stream]] employee on 13 October 2020 in order to get him to Richmond, Virginia, sending him an e-mail claiming interest in discussing with him about autism on a podcast due to his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]].<ref>[[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream]]</ref>

On 28 December 2020, Bella talked about the Avatar State, a power-up from the fictional Nickelodeon cartoon ''Avatar: the Last Airbender''. Chris promptly incorporated it into his fantasy world.<ref name=avatar></ref>

[[File:KellyAndesEmail1.png|thumb|400px|One of two leaked e-mails where Bella interacts with Chris under the "Kelly Andes" pseudonym]]
From 1 February until mid-June of 2021, Bella impersonated high school [[gal-pal]] [[Kellie Andes]] (while misspelling her name as "Kelly Andes") in several emails. <ref name = "KellyAndes"/> As only a few of these e-mails have been leaked, and all of the leaked e-mails have occurred far between, it is uncertain how far Bella may have gone with this plan, or what she intended with it.

On 17 February 2021, Bella was mentioned by Chris as one option he had been considering for a potential relationship.<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref> Chris showed signs of interest in her later on his planned trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]; he wanted to book a room with Bella at the hotel at which they planned to stay.<ref name=lovetriangle>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Love Triangle]]</ref> She claimed in a chat between herself and the Suitress that Chris consistently made sexual remarks towards her. <ref name = "scared"/> However, Chris would later claim in a Jail Letter that he had no strong sexual feelings towards Bella, only stating that they were "Just Friends".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022]]</ref> In a conversation with [[Watchmen]] members, Chris stated that Bella was "intelligent".<ref>[[The Vaughn Interlude#Danny Boy]]</ref> Bella had also mentioned in a 25 April 2021 chat with the Chess Club member Allen that Chris has been constantly texting her, and telling her how much he "needs her", to which Allen suggests blocking him, as Bella had no interest in being his friend.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Instagram for Chris Chan]]</ref>

During their interactions, Chris held a positive view of Bella, describing her as "cool to talk with,"<ref name=avatar></ref> meshing with Bella's claim that she is "extremely nice to him."<ref name=suicide></ref> Bella gifted Chris with mints in the shape of Pickle Rick, markers, and a few letters.<ref name = worddoc/> However, the former Watchmen member [[Kyle]] considered Bella a "sycophant".<ref name=avatar></ref> Bella claimed that many of the ineteractions she had with Chris were "pleasant",<ref name = worddoc/> though Chris also envisioned her as being a male Sonichu in [[Dimension C-197]].

{{quote|im garnered a reputation of being epic and anonymous and a hacker|Bella, 19 July 2021, weeks before being doxed by Kiwi Farms<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Chris talk coaching]]</ref>}}

Bella claimed that she had cut off all interactions with Chris for a short period of time between the [[March 2021|March of 2021]] and the late [[June 2021|June]] of that year.<ref name = worddoc/> She claimed that she did this out of the surrounding CWCsphere being "toxic", as well as concerns for the [[Watchmen]] doxing people, receiving many, many texts from Chris, and the amount of work it would have taken to give him sufficient attention. Bella claims from there that she was then invited by Chris to the brony convention, [[Everfree Northwest]]. However, Bella contradicted this claim in a 19 [[July 2021]] Discord post, talking to one of her associates about how, as a result of being nice to Chris, she was able to troll him for almost a year.<ref name = year/> The full extent at which Bella had been trolling Chris by this point, however, is not known, though Bella had often boasted and bragged about being the only troll that has never been discovered.

On 19 July 2021, Chris introduced Bella to the Watchmen group [[Knights of CWC]]. As she had not initally demonstrated malicious intentions to him, The WCT said, "as long as your intentions are good, you'll be fine."<ref name>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Intentions]]</ref> The WCT had also had Bella's assistance to help him attempt to dox [[Naught]] following Naught doxing him for declining the use of his Kiwi Farms account. According to [[The Fool]], a longtime but now-banned [[Kiwi Farms]] user and minor member of both The Place and The Knights, Naught and WCT took conflicting approaches towards stopping Chris from interacting with Bella and the rest of Praetor when she was present in the server:

{{quoteboxyellow|Neither naught or WCT were friends with bella, bella was in her own little white knight group controlling chris. WCT tried to be friendly with her so he could keep a short leash on her, bella was very defensive about it. WCT said naught actively tried to push bella away which might be why bella was defensive about WCT trying to interact with her, but that's just from what WCT said, I didn't witness anything the Watchmen ever did myself.

both naught and WCT knew bella was a ween but they couldn't get chris to not interact with her, or the [[praetor]] crew in general for that matter. naught tried to outright demonize them while WCT tried to pretend to be friendly with them to facilitate open communication so they could know exactly what praetor was planning next. Neither plan worked, but, it's Chris, what can you do.<ref name=foolpraetor>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-27908 and https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-27912</ref>}}

==Art and Animations==

Bella created a few pieces of [[fanart]] and animations regarding Chris, or involved him and his creations in some way.

===Chris Chan Sonichu Intro===

'''Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation''' is a short animated video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 13 [[November 2020]]. The animation, in the style of a 90's anime, features Chris transforming into his [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] form while his ear-piercing falsetto rendition of "Twist of Fate" by Olivia Newton-John plays.

On an unknown date, but believed to be no later than 13 November 2020, Chris provided the vocals for the video. On 15 March 2021, Bella posted on Kiwi Farms that Chris and Praetor had commissioned her to create the animation:

{{quote|I was paid too by Chris himself and a group of faggy trolls who “recruited me”(essentially just gave me all of chris‘s information and bank info) and had Chris write me a graphic explanation of the “anime intro” word for word.|Bella as Kiwi Farms user 10anon.<ref name=animation></ref>}}

The video was animated by Bella under the aliases Careless-Metal-423 and tenthanonymous. Notably, she included some sneaky detail of Chris' [[Duck]] in the panty-shots during the transformation sequence.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/kkudbt/i_did_the_chris_chan_intro_animation_ama/</ref>

Chris had also told [[Watchmen]] members about the video, and told them about Bella's relations to Praetor.

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====Description====
{{Quotebox|Animation and artwork done by [[Isabella Loretta Janke|tenthanonymous]].
https://www.instagram.com/i_have_30k_hours_on_nekopara/

Music is a karaoke version of “Twist of Fate” by Olivia Newton John.
http://olivianewton-john.com/
https://youtu.be/75YdMFOG06Q

Vocals done by the voice of Chris Chan Sonichu.
https://www.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu}}

====Transcript====
[''Throughout the video, Chris belts out a somewhat incomprehensible rendition of Olivia Newton-John's song {{w|Twist of Fate (Olivia Newton-John song)|Twist of Fate}}.'']

[''The video opens on an animated shot of Chris holding the Sonichu medallion. He raises the medallion, which the camera focuses on from 0:02 to 0:04. Chris then transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'']

[''After Chris finishes transforming, he poses with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. The text "Chris Chan" appears above them, changing into "Sonichu" and finally "Chris Chan Sonichu."'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]}}

===Misc. Art===
Below is some other Chris related art that Bella had created.

<center>
<gallery>
File:CurseYeHaMeHaBella.jpeg|A drawing Bella had made under the "Jung ji" codename. Bella received complaints for tracing this image.
</gallery>
</center>

==A-Logging and claimed plots==
Despite having friendly contact with Chris, Bella had engaged in some noticeable [[A-Logging]] when speaking to others, also claiming to have plots to harm Chris. In a Kiwi Farms post dated 15 March 2021, she described Chris as a "fat, overweight retard", complains about his [[enablers]], and claimed she wanted her associates at [[Praetor]] to get him to cut his penis off, and that he should die in a gender reassignment surgery accident:<ref name=animation></ref>

{{quote|The [[Praetor|current “trolls”]] are just as big of retards as he is and they literally do nothing but stroke his fucking tranny cock that for some reason they won’t budge when I try to tell them to get him to cut it off instead of paying him. as much as I think the guy should’ve been killed in some freak gender reassignment surgery accident by now, I got my check to animate this shit and now I’ll dip, cya!|Bella as Kiwi Farms user 10anon.<ref name=animation></ref>}}

During a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation in the [[Chess Club]], Bella coached her friend Allen on how to talk to Chris. Allen asked why Chris trusts Bella, to which she answered, "bc im extrmeley nice to him," then claimed it's how she "hacked" into his bank account and "stole his money", and "got free trips and got him to join a cult and mlp porn on [Kiwi Farms] and fly [to Florida]". In this conversation, Allen states an alleged suicide plot they have, to which Bella also claims in conjunction that they'd do it by convinving him other people are Jesus. Bella's friend Allen wrote, "I thought the plan was to get him to kill himself", to which Bella responded, "yeah but by getting others to tell him theyre jesus and they hate them and then saying "oh no those ppl are os mean :(" and then he pays me". The conversation then turned back to coaching Allen to talk to Chris. Bella advised him to avoid making comments which could upset Chris, pointing out that [[Watchmen]] such as [[MKRNightVee]] might dox Allen for it. Bella walked Allen through talking to Chris, suggesting he be overly expressive and nice because Chris doesn't interpret tones well.<ref name=suicide>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref>

Chris claimed in a jail letter in response to a fan's questions that he "foreknew" that Bella had a suicide plot.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> As Chris had likely gained several letters mentioning Bella and this alleged plot before this one, while also claiming to have "foreseen" several other happenings, and Bella is a considerably unreliable narrator, whether Bella actually had this plot in mind or was simply claiming this for shock value is unclear as formal proof of this is yet to be found.

==Everfree Northwest==
{{See also|Everfree Northwest#Attendees}}
[[File:BellaRosechu.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[:File:Jason Kendrick Howell.jpg|Does this remind you of anything?]]]]
[[Everfree Northwest]] is a ''[[My Little Pony]]''-themed convention; Chris had planned to attend during [[August 2021]]. While making plans in July, Chris sought to put together a "posse" for "sharing and protection" during the convention, seemingly in response to being informed by [[Watchman]] [[The WCT]] that [[Jacob Sockness]] planned to attend in disguise to meet with him.<ref name=socknessalert>[[WCT DMs#Sockness alert]]</ref> On 12 July, Chris asked The WCT if he knew of anyone who could help, and WCT indicated that he did not. Chris also mentioned having asked [[Null]] and [[Praetor]]'s Caden if they could help with the posse arrangements.<ref name=socknessalert></ref> The following day, Chris texted Bella and assigned her to act as a bodyguard:

{{quote|I wanted to check in with you on an additional detail about the convention, as in while us being together as travel buddies and friends remains genuine, there is a caveat as well. You'll also play as a bodyguard and watch person, similar to [[Video games|Link's Navi]], unless you feel able to do physical work in defense as well. The reason being Sockness is making attempt to get to the convention as wells."|Chris's text to Bella<ref name = selected/>}}

According to Bella, she received a message from Chris requesting that she be his bodyguard.<ref name = "worddoc"/> Bella had agreed to the bodyguard role.<ref name=EN>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Everfree Northwest]]</ref><ref name="bodyguard">[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref> Chris also made plans with Bella for them to carpool to Washington, D.C. together for their flight to Seattle, WA to attend the convention there.<ref>[[Bella chats#Everfree Northwest Plans]]</ref> According to Bella, Chris also wanted her to act as photographer, paying her $500 to purchase a camera and follow him around the convention to take photos.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Photographer]]</ref>
[[File:CWC-Null 14 July 2021 Bella convo.png|thumb|200px|Chris talking to Null about Everfree Northwest]]
Around this time, Chris was also secretly in contact with a young woman who had previously developed a crush on him, codenamed "[[The Suitress]]". Chris had wanted Bella to meet and befriend the Suitress, who would have accompanied her and Chris during the convention, in a Discord server. On 14 July 2021, Chris had told [[Null]] about Bella and her plans to meet him at the convention, to which Null tells him that Bella's Instagram account claimed she was a 45-year-old man.<ref>[[Null DMs#Bella]]</ref> Chris sent Null a photograph of her. On 19 July 2021, Chris invited Bella<ref>[[Bella chats#Watchmen Drama]]</ref><ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Bella enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref> and the Suitress<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#The Suitress enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref> into [[Knights of CWC]], a Discord server of [[Watchmen]], where they discussed [[Everfree Northwest]] and how best to protect Chris from [[Jacob Sockness]].<ref name=EN></ref> From there a love triangle formed. Chris liked Bella, Bella liked the Suitress, and the Suitress liked Chris. Bella detailed her attraction towards the Suitress in various Chess Club servers. She shared a photograph the Suitress took of her legs,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Thirst]]</ref> called her "cute",<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Even More Bella Thirst]]</ref> and claimed that she wanted to "protect" her from Chris and woo her away from him.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#More Bella Thirst]]</ref> She also expressed wanting to dance with her during the Grand Galloping Gala event.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Dance]]</ref>

In the leaked chunks of the [[Incest Call]], Bella stated that she was pushing for both Chris and the Suitress to have sex in the hotel room where they would stay in during the event. These plans were consistently frustrated by the fact that Chris wanted a room with Bella, as opposed to one with the Suitress. Bella claimed that as his "photographer", she would take pictures of all of the instances that Chris and the Suitress got "romantic". The exact purpose of these plans are unknown.

Any plans that would have come out of this would never come to pass. Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested and detained]] before he could actually attend the convention and has since been banned indefinitely.<ref>[[Everfree Northwest#Blacklisted from attending|Everfree blacklists Chris]]</ref>

==The incest scandal==
{{See also|Bella and Suitress chats}}
{{Misinfo|Despite what you may have been led to believe, although she didn't strongly discourage him from continuing having sex with his mother when she found out about it,<ref name = call/> Bella did not convince Chris to ''start'' his affair with his mother. Chris has told her about having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50" two weeks before the infamous [[incest call]]<ref name = selected/> as well as having dreams of having sex with his mom.<ref name=suicide></ref> It also hasn't been proven that Bella has a genuine incest fetish.}}
{{quote|[[Null|Josh moon]] hates me abd I'm ok with just being a legend|Bella optimistically gloating about the incest leaks.<ref name = "general">[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - general" at 31-Jul-21 06:43 AM timestamp</ref>}}

[[File:IncestCall.png|thumb|left|150px|An artist's alternative interpretation of the call itself.]]

Bella is most well-known for her participation in drama that revolved around Chris's affair with his elderly mother. After Chris gave hints about such an affair, she spoke with Chris in a call about it. Parts of the call were leaked, leading to the aforementioned drama.

===Hints at an affair===

On 13 July 2021, Chris had [[Honest Content|confessed]] to Bella that he was in a relationship with a new sweetheart who is "older than him", considering her as one of the few people he can trust to not confess this to anyone else.<ref name = selected/>

On about 27 July, Chris again pressed further and dropped more hints about the nature of his relationship:

{{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is. I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods.|Chris.<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref>}}

Chris stated he would "feel better and safer confiding with [Bella] in person." Chris also recommended using Signal, a texting and voice/video chatting app which features security measures such as end-to-end encryption (having used the app to communicate with [[Null]]).<ref name=spill></ref>

Later, Bella chatted with [[the Suitress]] about Chris's evasiveness. Bella said that, due to Chris implying illegal activity over his relationship from his "hack" comment, she had a feeling he and his sexual partner were related. The Suitress asked if it was Barbara and Bella replied "I genuinely think it might be"<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref>

===The Incest Call===
{{quote|At first I did not believe it, even after Christine said “Bella, I want you to look me in the eye when I say this… I am having sexual relations with Barbara”|A supposed recounting from Bella about how the Incest Call started.<ref name = worddoc/>}}

In the early morning of 28 [[July 2021]], [[Incest Call|a video call]] took place. During it, Chris revealed that his new sweetheart was actually his mother, going into [[Honest Content|graphic detail]] about his incestuous relationship with her. According to Bella, the beginning of the conversation was not recorded, and she began recording when Chris showed her the vibrators and "organic lube foam" he was using on his mom.<ref>{{cite farms|title=leaking new info|thread=96813|post=9607177|wayback=20220115230847}}</ref>

Bella acted nonchalant throughout, and even supportive at times. Afterwards she stated to her [[Chess Club]] friends that she never said the incest was wrong and that Chris thought it was justified, and that she said she understood so he would talk more.<ref name=bellareacts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref> Bella stated this several times when she was questioned in an interview regarding the call leaks.<ref name = interview/>

To her credit, Bella made a subtle attempt to divert Chris's attention away from Barbara by bringing up [[the Suitress]]:

{{quote|[Barbara]'s wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy? Yeah.|Bella, promoting [[the Suitress]].<ref name=call>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

Bella talked up the Suitress, describing her as "a wonderful girl" who "really, really, really adores you" and painted a picture of a relationship with her:

{{quote|[The Suitress]'ll be more open to stuff like, you know, having spa days, getting pizza, going out together, you know, and, she's um, she's probably newer in the bedroom, but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.|Bella.<ref name=call></ref>}}

However Chris resisted, saying he had foretold the future and that the Suitress would find someone else while at college.

===Call Leaks===

After the call ended, Bella then edited together multiple clips from her recording and shared the video call with the [[Chess Club]] and [[the Suitress]]. All expressed disgust with Chris for his incest.

{{quote|Dude

WHAT THE FUCK|A reaction from Bella after the call.<ref name=bellasuitresscalltalk>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Discussion of Incest Call]]</ref>}}

[[The Suitress]], though in shock, stated that "when I have sex with him, I hope it sways him away from his mother" and encouraged Bella to "please tell him to quit her for me".<ref name=bellasuitresscalltalk></ref>

Apparently around the time of the call, Chris [[Incest texts|allegedly sent text messages]] to Bella describing his incestuous actions in additional detail.

Bella intended to leak the incest news, but wanted to gather evidence from a different angle to remain anonymous.<ref name=bellareacts></ref> However, she had sent the [[incest Call]] and [[Incest texts|texts]] to the [[Suitress]], who leaked those on the night of 29 July on a Discord Server,<ref>[[CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref> both without Bella's permission. Bella scolded the Suitress for both of these actions, evidently irritated.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Coordinating response to Chris]]</ref>

Sometime after, Bella started to gloat about discovering this revelation. In chats with the Suitress, Bella said she and the Suitress "broke the Internet", which the Suitress did not have much interest in doing, claiming to just want to see Chris, and seemingly being worried about the consequences that may follow, to which Bella claims that she will protect her identity.<ref name=impact>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Impact of leaks]]</ref>

===Interview===
{{main|Incest Leak Interview}}
After the clips have been leaked, a user going by '''Gungann''' had attempted to interview Bella out of concerns that she was manipulating Chris and/or the Suitress.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9669527}}</ref> After she had a conversation with Bella regarding the premature leaks, the Suitress invited Bella to the interiew, which the Suitress and Gungann had agreed to. In two chunks of the interview (both of which were shared on Kiwi Farms to provide context) Bella was repeatedly asked if she was "aroused" by the call, or if she had an incest fetish, which Bella frantically denied. The Suitress attempted to ease tensions and accusations, explaining that the way that Bella may have said things in the call may have been "misconstrued".<ref name = interview>[[Incest Leak Interview]]</ref>

===Bella is named===
[[File:BellaWife.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's interpretation of Bella during Chris's arrest.]]

[[Null]] questioned Chris, who told him that he had told only Bella, consequently, Bella was named by Null as a troll with knowledge of the material.<ref name=incestleak></ref> Bella tried to do everything in her power to distance herself from the growing drama.

[[File:WCT questions Bella-redact.png|thumb|200px|[[Watchman]] [[The WCT]] questions Bella for her side of the story; she deflects with absurd lies.]]

[[Watchmen]] leader [[The WCT]] questioned Bella, asking for her side of the story. He then created a group chat, titled [[Regarding Chris]], with Bella and some of the other Watchmen for further questioning,<ref name=regarding>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms]</ref> though this move backfired as Bella instead responded with disinformation.

At first Bella kept to her word to protect the Suitress, claiming to the Watchmen that the Suitress was not the person mentioned in the Incest Call,<ref>[[Regarding Chris chats#Regarding the Suitress]]</ref> and also claiming the name mentioned in the call to be a minor with the same name. Bella explained to the Suitress that this was to prevent the Watchmen from trying to blast the Suitress.<ref name=impact></ref>

However, later in the Watchmen's Regarding Chris chat, Bella soon turned to framing the Suitress for being the voice in the [[Incest Call]].<ref>[[:File:KellyOsbornFraming.png]]</ref>

Bella then created [[fabricated BDSM texts]] in which Chris supposedly admitted to having BDSM-style sex with Barb.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=97948|title=How Bella Faked the BDSM Text: An Analysis and Timeline|wayback=20220113183520}}</ref> Bella tried to perpetuate this notion in [[Regarding Chris]], claiming that Chris did not feed Barb unless she performed felatio on him. In the chat, she convinced Watchman [[The WCT]] that the screenshot was legitimate and persuaded him to release it publicly and to name the Suitress as his source,<ref name=bdsm>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]</ref> resulting in the Suitress getting doxxed via WCT uploading one of her videos to a Kiwi Farms post.<ref>https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC</ref> The screenshot was dismissed as fake by most observers, and the motive behind its creation remains unknown.

{{Fix-span|{{cite}}|Bella tried to make several sockpuppet accounts on various platforms, ranging from the Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and 4chan, where she claimed that "tranny niggers" uploaded the call,}} among other disinformation to protect her identity, as well as attempting to claim that she was not "Kelly Osborn" to the Christuber [[GiBi]]. The attempts ultimately failed.

Bella created an eight-page Google Doc document in which she attempted to dispel any supposed rumors originating from the Kiwi Farms and its user base. She posted this document onto the Chris Chan sub-reddit on 7 August 2021. In it, she claimed that she was never a member of [[Praetor]] (misspelling the organization as "praector") and had attempted to shed light on her interactions with Chris. The veracity of many of the claims regarding her motivations made in the document are unclear; she had already denied her involvement with Praetor, and denied her involvement in a chat with the Suitress, in which Bella brags to the Suitress about obtaining the incest call. In that same doc, she claimed that the [[WCT]] had blocked her after she denied him the full 4-hour tape and "threw him under the bus", despite the WCT questioning her involvement in the call that was given, and even being manipulated into Bella's attempt to frame the Suitress.<ref name = "scared"/><ref name = worddoc>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/hello-everyone-its-bella-docx.2431274/ Word Document Hello everyone, it's "bella"]</ref>

=== Chris cuts ties ===
Even after the [[Incest Call]] was leaked, Chris was still trusting of Bella as he believed her cover story that someone else had leaked the information<ref name=wctdiscussfallout>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref> even though he had told only her.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Null texts Chris]]</ref> [[Null]] pointed out the absurdity of this and asked how Chris rationalized it, to which Chris replied that he was "spiritually guided and sound of mind."<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Sound of mind]]</ref> Chris then texted [[The WCT]] and asked for his thoughts, and WCT concurred with Null that Chris shouldn't trust Bella. Chris then agreed that Bella's story was not credible.<ref name=wctdiscussfallout></ref>

==Leak Aftermath==
{{Protip|Much like with [[Clyde Cash]], several people have attempted to mimic Bella using accounts that use her likeness. Be cautious when taking anything stated by accounts that claim to belong to her.}}
[[File:IsabellaSuspensionTwo.png|thumb|right|An ex of Bella claims she got a suspension from Texas Tech University.]]
Eventually, Bella herself was doxed, not in small part due to one of Bella's Chess Club associates, Louis, posting an image of Bella’s mistreated rescue dog.{{cite}} {{Fix-span|{{cite}}|After her personal information was leaked, Bella went into desperate - albeit futile - damage control, using sockpuppet accounts on [[4Chan]], [[Reddit]], and [[Kiwi Farms]] to rant about how the info regarding her was fake, exaggerated, and/or a psyop conspiracy led by [[transgender]] puppetmasters.}} Unfortunately for her, this was to no avail; no one believed her due to her behavior as a habitual liar with sociopathic tendencies, and as of late August, users on the gossip forum [[Kiwi Farms]] were actively speculating about her.

On 31 August 2021, an attorney stating to have been retained by Bella sent a letter to [[Null]], the administrator of Kiwi Farms, requesting the removal of multiple site links relating to Bella. The lawyer stated on behalf of the client concerns over inaccuracies and the negative personal impact from the Kiwi Farms links, offering to confer with the administrator with more details on the condition the conversation remain private due to it involving personal matters such as health issues. The attorney also clarified that the request was not a form of legal action and that he was acting as negotiator. Upon receiving the letter, Null posted it onto the Kiwi Farms and put it up to a vote by the site users over whether the material mentioned in the letter should be removed. The users rejected the removal, voting 3,701 to KEEP! and 202 to DELETE!<ref>{{cite farms|thread=99897|title=2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.}}</ref>

An ex of Bella claimed that Bella got a two-year suspension from Texas Tech University, though the suspension reason is currently unknown. The claim was shared with [[Kiwi Farms]] member DawnDusk.

On 22 March 2022 a Kiwi Farms user uncovered one of Bella's emails through her [[Onion Farms]] accounts, and people started speculating that a Instagram account called "Maxine Sidero" was Bella, due to the email linking to the account, the owner of the account looking similar to Bella and the posts featuring Bella's pets and associates.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=KingFrampt|thread=98702|post=11468781}}</ref> When people asked the person account if she was Bella, the account was privatized, and since changed the name to Maxine Sideris and currently mac.aronee. Dozens of other social media accounts allegedly belonging to Bella, including one named '''Justine Kline''' has also been uncovered.

==Scorn from Chris==
[[File:JailArt15.jpg|thumb|400px|Chris blaming Bella and Null for the Hippo on his head]]
Chris has developed scorn for Bella in recent times after his arrest, as evidenced in [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|various]] [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|jail letters]]. In these letters, Chris states that he came to believe that Bella, along with Null and Jacob Sockness had "betrayal plans" and "nasty plots" for him.

One such letter had Chris claiming that the Incest Call was a "Divine Test" for Bella in hopes that she does not reveal that he had an affair with Barb. He also claimed in the letter of how he foreknew of Bella "tempting" him to suicide.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> Another letter had Chris claim that karma will "bite Bella's ass around Judgement Day".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref> He also claimed in the same letter to have "foreknown" the circumstances that would pin the Suitress's emotions, and how their relationship would have ultimately been ruined by Bella's "plot". He also states in at least two letters that he believes that Bella was trying to get him to out himself as a "pedophile" by dating the Suitress.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref>

In one other letter, Chris claims that he has forseen Bella's plans long before June 2021. <ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> Chris had also claimed in that letter that Bella had confessed to faking many of the details said in the call, such as that any sex between him and Barb had occured at all, and that the call as a whole should therefore be rendered "moot". The veracity of these claims is indecipherable, due to Bella previously fabricating evidence regarding alleged BDSM sex Chris had with his mother, while Chris had also seemingly bought a sex guide and told several people before Bella about having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and previously stating that he had sex with her.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>

Chris has stated in another June letter that Bella was being possessed by evil spirits, and that he was trying to save her from them.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref>


==Fan Video==

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== See also ==
* [[Affair with Mother]]
* [[Bella chats]]
* [[Chess Club Chats]]
* [[Chess Group 15 Chats]]
* [[Regarding Chris]]
* [[The Suitress]] - A gal-pal of Chris's that Bella had befriended and then framed.

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== External Links ==

*[https://www.onionfarms.com/members/tenthanonymous.101/ Tenthanonymous] - One of Bella's Onion Farms accounts, created on 4 November 2020.

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{{IncestSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}
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Speech impediment

2022-10-26T13:25:11Z

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<div style="font-family:Arial; font-size:18px; margin:.33em 0 17px;">{{color|#ea4335|Did you mean:}} [[Chris|{{color|#1a0dab|Christian '''''Wesson''''' Chandler}}]]</div>

[[Chris]] has an '''unusual manner of speaking''', due to the combination of his strong [[Ruckersville, VA|Southeastern regional dialect]], [[autism]]-related inflection difficulties, and what appear to be genuine impairments.

==History==
Counter-intuitively, Chris's speech impediment appears to have worsened over time. He spoke relatively clearly and normally in his [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|earlier]] videos (outside saying "listen" as "risten"), while his stuttering and other difficulties have increased significantly since then.

Likely causes include troll-induced [[stress]] and a lack of conversational company not already accustomed to Chris's speaking tendencies.

Chris's problems in verbal communication potentially stem from either the extended period of "muteness" he went through during his childhood (supposedly as a consequence of his treatment by the [[abusive babysitter]]) or his [[autism]], a disorder which often results in speech difficulties. Chris's written communication generally tends to be significantly more coherent and grammatically correct than how he speaks. While writing, he has more time and freedom to determine what he says.

Nervousness in general may also be a factor with Chris's stuttering issues. His early videos in which he stuttered less and spoke more fluently, comparatively speaking, were possibly rehearsed and may have required several takes before the final version. He was also within the comforts of his own room and house, and possibly felt more relaxed than he would in a normal social situation. When conversing with outside parties, such as trolls or random strangers out and about, he may feel more pressured to be sociable and thus, trip and stumble over his sentences.

==Non-symptoms==
Slang such as "Y'all" and "'em", and contracting the "g" of words ending in "-ing" is typical in dialects of the southeastern United States, Chris's native region.

Chris's pronunciation of "nt" (Internet pronounced "Innernet") is a common trait of American accents.

Chris tends to mispronounce names (such as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]) due to his [[Naïve|ignorance]] of how they are actually pronounced, rather than impairments in his speech.

==Symptoms==
Chris's diction is naturally staggered, interspersed with pauses, deep breaths, "um", "uh" and "hm". The pauses and deep breaths, used in speech therapy, suggest that Chris has had his speech impediment professionally treated at some point. Chris's protracted style of speaking seems to make it easier for him to lose his thought, stray off topic, or forget to include certain segments of his thoughts. However, in the [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]] he has made, his speech is surprisingly fluent, with no "ums" or "uhs". This fluency is probably because he is being timed to do it, so there's little time to stop.

Chris also has a strong tendency to stutter. Although not the type of "machine-gun" stutter largely associated with the problem, Chris constantly has to repeat whole phrases, and he stumbles over certain phrases as he finds the correct words to best convey his ideas. This also could be because Chris finds the need to correct himself, and finds repetition to be the optimal way to deal with this. Ofte- usually this resu- this resu- thi- th- this ends up in Chris having to rei- repe- this ends up in Chris having to shuffle through many synonyms just to express a brief statement (prime example: [[Kacey calls]]).

During the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s dad, Chris claimed to pause before speaking in order to "spellcheck" what he is saying. This implies that Chris needs to consciously plan what he is going to say or else he is unable to say it; this suggests that Chris's difficulty with speech stems from poor contact between the speech centers of his brain and his cerebellum, a common characteristic of [[autism]]. Ironically, Chris clearly [[Chris and writing|doesn't spellcheck his ''written'' work]].

Like small children, Chris has a tendency to speak too quickly, run words into one another, and slur words. For example, Chris's pronunciation of "[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Ensykapeia Dramakka paysh]]".

Chris sometimes mixes up the pieces of multiple word phrases, resulting in [[wikipedia:spoonerism|statements]] like "[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|harvey-dirdban]]" and "rell-wested".<ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref>

Chris has difficulties with the post-vocalic L in words like real /ˈɹiːəl/ and medal /ˈmɛdəl/, pronouncing the "al" as an "o" (real becomes Rio, medal becomes meadow, jail rhymes with mayo, etc.)

Chris has difficulty pronouncing the letter "X" (/ks/ or /gz/), as well as related consonantal digraphs (/sk/, /st/), pronouncing it either as an "/s/" sound (elision) or as a "/t͡s/" sound (fronting); for example, he pronounces the number 6 as "sits". In addition, he pronounces the voiced "th" sound (/ð/) as "d", even when it's not deliberate (as in "da" standing in for "the"). This indicates trouble with consonants, known as [[wikipedia:Speech-Language_Pathology_in_School_Settings#Articulation_disorders|articulation disorders]]. This may have also been caused by high-frequency hearing loss that Chris experienced as a young child (as noted by the [[autism papers]]). Oddly enough, Chris only has this problem in words spelled with the letter "X" - he pronounces plural and present-tense forms ending in "ks", "cs" or "gs" (all sounds associated with "X") properly.<ref>[[Incest call]] - Chris clearly says "dicks" with a /ks/ sound at the beginning of the recording</ref> It's also not unheard of for older Southern people to pronounce the letter that way, and Chris may have picked it up from [[Borb]].

However, given the above, it is most likely he has [[wikipedia:cluttering|tachyphemia]]. This explains most of his speech and grammar usage.

==Chris's singing voice==
''Main article: [[Chris and music#Singing|Chris and Music]]''

Chris cannot sing. Instead, he speaks loudly and rarely shifts his pitch in songs when every other singer does. His singing voice is so unbelievably bad that he is most likely tone-deaf, and early frequency hearing loss backs this speculation up.<ref>[[Autism papers#SOCIAL_HISTORY]]</ref> As is the case with many tone-deaf individuals, Chris has not caught on to his impairment, resulting in him producing three [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|full]] [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|length]] [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|albums]] comprised of ''dozens'' of butchered psuedo-covers.

==Chris's tomgirl voice==
Chris has attempted to change his voice as part of becoming [[transgender]]. Though some MTF people are able to pull off a convincing female voice with practice, Chris isn't one of them. He opens his videos with a falsetto voice, but usually switches back to his natural voice at some point during a video.

== Sources ==
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==See also==
*[[Chris and English]]

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