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For discussion of errors, extensions, and technical stuff in general(yes we know about the 500 errors).

== upgraded to 1.16.0 ==

seems like all the obvious stuff is fixed but if there are any missing extensions you need please let me know --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 02:39, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

==Audio hosting==
Seeing as how some of the audio recordings that we link to on some pages have been removed from their file hosting sites, I was thinking maybe instead of having people download audio we simply host it here CWCiki side. An example of what I am talking about can be found here.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FDR_speech.ogg] [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 10:14, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
: This could be doable, but needs server configuration. From user's point of view, it could be a simple matter of converting the files to Ogg Vorbis and uploading them here. Currently, the upload page doesn't accept .ogg files, and files are limited to 7 MB. In order to make the in-browser support work, we'd need the [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:OggHandler OggHandler extension] (which needs ffmpeg and other leet stuff installed on the server as well). --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 03:12, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

==Apache Module versus CGI==
I've been a long time lurker, but the prevalence of 500 Internal Server Errors has prompted me to register an account. I've lurked and searched the CWCki to see if this has been suggested, but I didn't see anyone bring up this potential solution. So I apologize if I'm offering a redundant suggestion. These error messages seem to suggest to me that the Wiki software is running on CGI. A lot of CGI-related performance issues can be remedied by running PHP via an Apache module, rather than as a CGI binary. The PHP CGI binary is invoked, processes a script, and then shuts down every time a page is requested. Apache modules are continuous, thread safe processes (thread safety can be build dependent). I'm not sure if this hosting provider offers such a configuration option, but it may be worth looking into one that does if this becomes an increasingly prominent issue. FastCGI may be a worthwhile alternative to the current configuration if an Apache module is not an option because of some inherent limitations with Wiki software. [[User:Sheex|Sheex]] 10:28, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

== 500 internal server error poll ==
Please note what page you received it on and what your action was (view/edit/etc...). [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:25, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
*Main Page/View - It happens sometimes when I try going here on a new window. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 18:14, 5 October 2010 (EST)
:*I almost always get it when saving an edit, sometimes when I log in. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 17:10, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::*Same here.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:08, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
:::*That's actually been happening to me quite a bit, recently. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 21:23, 5 October 2010 (EST)
::::Extra processing and memory is used while saving a page, and since lack of memory is the likely cause of the error - it's unsurprising that you encounter it when doing the above. Implementing global caching would help alleviate server load, as currently every page request from logged in users is generating server processing. Longer pages have more chance of generating the error - as they are larger, and take up more memory while being processed. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:30, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
:::::I'll back up the main page and saving edits. I almost never get them otherwise recently. Sometimes I get them if I try to open a page in a tab. The way I browse, I open links I want to read in tabs in tabs to where I can continue reading the page I'm on without having to come back and remember where I was. The tabs will 500 error about 25% of the time. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 14:22, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
* Got one this morning on the Main page. I didn't do anything in particular other than trying to open it. --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 12:55, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

== Is the CWCki faster now? ==
Is it? Do you get the 500 internal server error still? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:39, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
*It's better. Though it still takes a little while to load longer pages after editing, and I've only experienced one error message while searching for some video. It's a good start, though. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 00:02, 6 October 2010 (EST)
::Yes it's very fast when not doing things like editing/saving pages (as to be expected). The changes made should hopefully mean fewer errors for everyone, and it seems like a much faster article-browsing experience too. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:18, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
*I still get a lot of 500 Internal Server Errors. Not as many as before but it still happens a noticeable amount. It's as fast as it was before; I don't see any difference. [[User:Yossarian|Yossarian]] 13:26, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*I've only gotten one today. Usually I get at least three.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:35, 9 October 2010 (PDT)
**Okay, today I got bitchslapped by the error when trying to edit that stupid prank call page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:24, 15 October 2010 (PDT)
*I only seem to get 500 errors when requesting pages which are not static (i.e. edit pages, recent changes, histories, diffs). The odd 500 error I get when browsing regular articles tends to be on ones that are subject to a lot of recent edits, such as a new video article. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:52, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

== Default Skin ==

I think we should make Vector the default skin for the CWCki, as MonoBook is pretty dated and Vector gives wikis a very clean appearance. A lot of wikis are adopting Vector for this reason. The layout differences are fairly minor, so it really shouldn't give anyone much trouble by making it the default. Users who really dislike it can still change back to MonoBook in their prefs.

* [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main%20Page&useskin=vector Preview Vector on the Main Page]
* [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title={{FULLPAGENAME}}&useskin=vector Preview Vector on this page]
* [http://polldaddy.com/poll/4120043/ Vote here]
Your thoughts please! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:11, 19 November 2010 (PST)
:Personally I find Monobook more simplistic and nice, as well as more familiar. But we'll see. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 21:03, 19 November 2010 (PST)
:Vector is clunky and confusing. I prefer Monobook. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:38, 19 November 2010 (PST)
:Monobook is only used by autistics. Vector should be the new default skin.--[[User:Inos|Inos]] 22:09, 19 November 2010 (PST)
:Vector's kinda pretty! --[[User:NerdyNautilus|NerdyNautilus]] 10:36, 19 November, 2010 (PST)
:<s>I could defend either one but they're both shitty white default skins so I honestly don't give a damn. If I had to choose I'd say the one we have now is fine, there's no reason to change it for the sake of changing it. That's how Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts raped my childhood.</s> Fuckfuck fuck that noise. I forgot vector moves the searchbar to the top, and it was confusing as fuck when Wikipedia did it. Vector can eat a dick.--[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 23:45, 19 November 2010 (PST)
::The search box movement is about the only major layout change in Vector. There's a reason why Wikipedia changed the default to Vector - it's nicer. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:34, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:Vector is made of AIDS. Monobook works just fine. --[[User:Reimu H|Reimu H]] 05:40, 20 November 2010 (PST)
::I don't see how Vector is made of AIDS. Just because something works is not a reason to not consider changing it. While some people clearly prefer MonoBook because it's been the default for so long, I was hoping that people would see that it does give a cleaner appearance to the CWCki and that from the average reader's perspective - it can be more aesthetically pleasing. The design of Vector is more fluid than MonoBook, with less grey and more light colours. The removal of the grey book background is one noticeable change that definitely lightens up articles. With Wikipedia and several other major wikis already using Vector, it should make the CWCki feel more familiar for the average reader. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:34, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:::I don't know, it feels like Vector is just using cheap gradient tricks and light blue colors to seem nicer, but really it's actually making everything bigger and less streamlined. I tink the only people who are really going to come to CWCki are nerds of course, and they probably more appreciate the monobook look. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 08:36, 20 November 2010 (PST)
::::Use of gradients is fairly minor, and is done because the skin is not meant to be very heavy. It doesn't really make things bigger - the default size for menu links is indeed larger than MonoBook, but it adds to the clean and clear factor of Vector. The sidebar is about the same width. Vector seems very streamlined to me. I disagree with both the claim that the majority of our visitors are nerds and the claim that they will appreciate monobook more. If they're familiar with Wikipedia, they'd be more likely to appreciate Vector. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:50, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:I say we keep Monobook, the movement of the search bar is the big problem with Vector. At least we're not using Oasis, which is Wikia's new skin. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 07:14, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:There are a number of issues I have with Vector. First of all, raising the search bar makes it so that I have to scroll to the top of even small articles to search, which is a minor irritant, but an irritant nonetheless. Secondly, the breaking up of the "Page/Discussion" and "Edit/View History" makes it more difficult to quickly navigate an article (I use a trackpad, so moving across the screen is not really something I like to do). Thirdly, the "Watch" button is hidden in the little menu next to "View History" - and it's the only thing there. That just bothers me, and besides, when I want to watch a page, I'd like to only have to click once. I suppose the only other two changes that I can see that matter are that 1) the bottom bar is now different (to which I am indifferent, as I never use that bar anyway) and 2) the Donation ad appears to be gone, although that might be easily corrected (and again, I am indifferent). I honestly think what we have appears more professional (looks like a portfolio to me) and is more compact (because it is). To me, Vector/Monobook is like Mac/Windows. Protip: Windows is better. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:33, 20 November 2010 (PST)
::You know that the little dropdown next to View history should be on-hover and not on-click, so it should still only be one click. The dropdown contains more options if you're an admin. I rarely use the watched pages feature though - so I guess I've never really been worried about where the link is for it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 07:37, 20 November 2010 (PST)
Thing is this isn't a professional & widely-used wiki like Wikipedia. It's a wiki dedicated to doccumenting the trolling of a fat retard from Virginia. Besides, you said we'd be able to change it back to Monobook if the default layout was changed right? Why can't there just be an alternative option to change the layout to Vector for those who want it instead of changing the default layout to Vector? --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 07:59, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:You can manually configure Vector to be your default skin already. The idea of setting Vector to be our default skin would be to make the CWCki nicer to the majority of users who simply come here as readers, who may not have accounts, and who may be unaware of the fact wikis allow you to change your skin. The vast majority of visitors to CWCki are readers, and I think it would be nicer for them to experience CWCki with Vector. I don't think the subject of this wiki makes either skin a better or worse choice. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:50, 20 November 2010 (PST)
::/shrug. Set up a vote on the Main Page then. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 09:04, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:Meh. Personally, I hate Vector, but it'll make the wiki look more pro. Anyone as particular as me about it can just change it ourselves. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 09:34, 20 November 2010 (PST)

: I feel that Vector has a "food court" aesthetic that I don't like, plus everybody is used to Monobook already. I support the "keep Monobook, but let people change to vector if they want" motion. Is there a problem with Monobook, or is it just a matter of keeping up with the Joneses? -[[User: GrotchManchowder|GrotchManchowder]] 12:36 PM, 20 November 2010 (EST)
:I support the "vote on the Main Page" idea. If you're worried that staying like this will be worse for the average, account-free Joe, just make it say something like "Hey anon faggot come vote here" or some shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 09:53, 20 November 2010 (PST)

: I don't like how Vector has the search bar at the top right. It's a lot more convenient when it's near the navigation and toolbox windows. [[User:Mr3urious|Mr3urious]] 10:11, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:: Then again, I ''am'' getting used to Wikipedia's layout. [[User:Mr3urious|Mr3urious]] 10:13, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:Everything but not what the Wikipedia is using right now. I hate it even more that these huge-ass "personal appeals" from Jimbo begging for my money that I keep clicking on accidentally. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:22, 20 November 2010 (PST)

:I don't really have a preference. Vector has a nice professional feeling to it (but then, none of us are professionals, just bored trolls following the misadventures of an overweight manchild... but that's off-topic), but Monobook has more nostalgic appeal to me. Whatever's best. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 10:58, 20 November 2010 (PST)

:I vote for vector! [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 11:17, 20 November 2010 (PST)

:Both are equally good. [[User:OrsonZedd|OrsonZedd]] 11:54, 20 November 2010 (PST)

:Vector is awesome, and I use it in every wiki that supports it, mostly because you don't really need to look for the search box (in some MonoBook sites, its location kind of depends on what the admins have been drinking over the past week). But I don't know if I have any preference either way as to whether it should be made default. People who are logged out can't edit the wiki and people who are logged in can change the preference, so it's hard to start weighing the usability and the skins don't really affect the way the articles look like. No harm going either way. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:58, 20 November 2010 (PST)

Vector looks bloated. Like Chris. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 12:34, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:You make it sound suitable for CWCki then :P Also seems like we have [http://polldaddy.com/poll/4120043/ a poll up for voting]! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:27, 20 November 2010 (PST)

Essentially I'm tempted to push for the change to Vector as default anyway. We have to look at this from the perspective of "what is best for new users/readers" rather than what is best for the small number of users who hold accounts and choose to voice their opinions. Overall, Vector is widely accepted as being far better for users than MonoBook is - Wikipedia would not have been as bold as to switch to it if that wasn't the case. Don't forget that if anyone really doesn't like Vector, they can easily switch back to MonoBook in their userprefs. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:37, 20 November 2010 (PST)
*Hence the vote, which doesn't require an account. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:39, 20 November 2010 (PST)
::Doesn't mean that the right people will vote though. For instance, a lot of people enter the CWCki sideways, via search engines to certain pages rather than the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:50, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:::The people who look at one article and leave won't even use the search bar. This change appeals to the regs, and the regs will almost definitely check the front page for updates on Chris. I think this gives us as accurate a representation as possible. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:00, 20 November 2010 (PST)
::::The change affects everyone, it will be more noticeable to the regs, but overall it's a change that will improve familiarity and usability for the majority of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:03, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:::::I think a vote is the best way to get the general consensus. If you think it will increase validity by putting the vote on every page, by all means do so. If the vote is meaningless because the sultanism of CWCki deigns it so, take it off the front page. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:09, 20 November 2010 (PST)
:I didn't come up with the poll idea - but I think it is the wrong way to really determine whether we switch or not. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:20, 20 November 2010 (PST)
::The poll results are certainly surprising to me so far. Perhaps Vector is the way to go after all. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 09:27, 21 November 2010 (PST)

Just make it an option in people's settings. IMO, Vector looks retarded. I'd perfer to keep it as it is. [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 18:58, 21 November 2010 (PST)

When Vector was introduced in Wikipedia I hated it with a passion, especially for the position of the search box. Now I got used to it, and it does look a tad sleeker than MonoBook. Whatever the poll says. --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 04:41, 22 November 2010 (PST)

I agree with Smtp. Vector looks like a mess in comparison to Monobook. Also, yeah, just make it an option in the preferences or something. [[User:Der Zuschauer|Der Zuschauer]] 13:39, 22 November 2010 (PST)

It already is an option - but I think it would be better to have Vector be the default and people who really can't handle change can switch back to MonoBook. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:44, 22 November 2010 (PST)
:If its already an option, why are we polling about it or having discussion? Just set it and people that don't like it can just switch it and leave it at that. [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:05, 22 November 2010 (PST)
:: To clarify: Logged in users can change their preferences - you can already choose whether you use Vector or MonoBook. People who ''aren't'' logged in can't change it (permanently, anyway), and will only see the default skin set by the site admins. So this poll is essentially asking "what skin would you like the random passers-by and perpetual lurkers see?" I guess someone would call this "Decision-making that affects an important demographic" or other crap like that. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 04:43, 24 November 2010 (PST)

*For my two cents, I like the old one because 1) it doesn't try to look flashy and everything is up there and 2) I fear change. But don't let my opinion sway your opinion, folks.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:28, 23 November 2010 (PST)

I actually think the CWCki needs to be a little more pro in terms of visual style and the overall documentation, plus adjust the feeling of the CWCki, make it more inviting for first timers and people wanting to check out the illustrious CWCki. Granted it's a wiki dedicated to a retarded manchild and his wild exploits, but that doesn't mean we can't make the CWCki look a little more sophisticated and organized. I think streamlining it a litte more will be better in the long run, I think the Vector is more fetching than the current Monobook format. Just something made me like Vector more than Monobook. --[[user:Chris Pickles|Chris Pickles]] 02:18, 25 November 25th 2010 (EST)

== Vector is now the default skin ==
Following the poll, which included over 500 votes, Vector was the most popular and has been made the default. Don't forget that you really can't handle the change - you can change back to MonoBook in your [[Special:Preferences|user prefs]]. I would hope that you at least give Vector a fair chance before switching back. Any interface changes we make are unlikely to be applied to MonoBook, which may eventually break it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:22, 25 November 2010 (PST)
:If you ever add new stuff to vector and not monobook let us know. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 19:09, 1 December 2010 (PST)
:Don't worry too much about the skin compatibility. Many of the CSS tweaks should work on both skins if you put them in [[MediaWiki:Common.css]] instead of [[MediaWiki:Monobook.css]] or [[MediaWiki:Vector.css]], like how things apparently have been done so far. The skin-specific bits are, uh, supposed to be skin-specific. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 04:28, 2 December 2010 (PST)

== Error messages and security ==
I noticed yesterday (3/15/11) that there was a window of downtime. During this time, PHP error messages were visible. PHP errors should always be disabled during production, because PHP errors can help users with malicious intent to develop an attack footprint on an application. One particular error revealed a class name used in the app, and the location in the filesystem that the script triggering the error existed. Since exploits and vulnerabilities in PHP applications are far from rare, a known exploit in the Wiki software combined with the knowledge the error gave can make it easier for malicious users to choose an attack type that is the most effective.

Check out the following PHP runtime config options:
*http://us.php.net/manual/en/errorfunc.configuration.php#ini.display-errors
*http://us.php.net/manual/en/errorfunc.configuration.php#ini.log-errors

Although these are php.ini level configuration options, they can be changed during script execution with the use of ini_set(), or even by employing an .htaccess file in the root directory that changes these values. So you don't need php.ini access to apply these security settings.

I know it seems trivial to some, but I felt like this was worth bringing up. [[User:Sheex|Sheex]] 07:43, 15 March 2011 (PDT)

== Problem with the watchlist ==

When I click on the "Watchlist" option in the top right, it shows the page for a second, then the page goes white. [[User:Harryhenry1|Harryhenry1]]

:I also have this problem. -[[User:CWCTime|CWCTime]] ([[User talk:CWCTime|talk]]) 15:29, 5 January 2015 (UTC)

:Same. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 07:10, 13 January 2015 (UTC)
Does anyone have a solution to this problem? I tried logging out and back in again, but the problem is still there. - [[User:Harryhenry1|Harryhenry1]] 7:44, 5 February 2015 (PST)

Refresh the [[Special:Watchlist|watchlist page]], should be fixed. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:12, 4 February 2015 (UTC)

:It works now! Thanks! [[User:Harryhenry1|Harryhenry1]] ([[User talk:Harryhenry1|talk]]) 13:24, 5 February 2015 (PST)

:Thanks Canine. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 03:47, 6 February 2015 (UTC)

== The Cwcville Library ==

The channel was deleted. Most of the video embeds are broken now, if anyone's listening.
EDIT: Never mind, someone listened. {{Unsigned|4thhokage}}

== geoip lookup going away ==

Your wiki is currently using http://www.toolserver.org/~para/geoip.fcgi as geoip lookup service, but this service is going away in the near future. To prevent issues due to non-loading requests, please switch to another service, or disable the use of geoip lookups altogether. Thanks! [[User:Valhallasw|Valhallasw]] ([[User talk:Valhallasw|talk]]) 15:24, 18 August 2016 (UTC)

== Spam accounts ==

Should we disable account creation for a week or two in order to stop the flow of spam accounts? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 02:39, 22 October 2017 (UTC)

== CWCipedia archive is down ==

It appears that the [https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/ CWCipedia archive] has been off-line since the servers were down in July 2019. When I try to access it, I receive the following message:

<blockquote>'''Warning''': session_name(): Cannot change session name when headers already sent in '''/var/www/html/cwcipedia/includes/Setup.php''' on line '''241''' 
'''Fatal error''': Uncaught TypeError: Argument 1 passed to wfReportException() must be an instance of Exception, instance of Error given, called in /var/www/html/cwcipedia/includes/Exception.php on line 346 and defined in /var/www/html/cwcipedia/includes/Exception.php:281 Stack trace: #0 /var/www/html/cwcipedia/includes/Exception.php(346): wfReportException(Object(Error)) #1 [internal function]: wfExceptionHandler(Object(Error)) #2 {main} thrown in '''/var/www/html/cwcipedia/includes/Exception.php''' on line '''281'''</blockquote>

This is reproduced in a [http://archive.is/gzQem webpage capture], confirming the problem is not on my side. Meanwhile, the [https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/ archived CWCville.com] is still functioning. Is this a known issue? [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 23:30, 25 September 2019 (UTC)
:Hello, I believe that the CWCipedia is using an very old version of MediaWiki, which no longer works under the current version of PHP (7.2.10). See also: [[Talk:CWCipedia#Broken_CWCipedia]] --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 02:25, 26 September 2019 (UTC)

== Preserving CWC videos ==

Several of Chris's videos have been taken down from YouTube for violating the Terms of Service in the past, and re-uploading them is no guarantee that it cannot happen again. I would suggest that we use something like the [https://archive.org/create/ Internet Archive] to preserve CWC content, or even better, store them locally if we have got the space. As the classic videos are mostly 240p, I do not anticipate such being too much of a problem. It is better this than be at Google's mercy. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:23, 20 December 2019 (UTC)
: The best idea would be to store them with this wiki, on a standalone server with the archived CWCipedia and Sonichu sites. In that way it does not have to piggy back on another service, hoping that they will not remove it, causing us to go back to square one. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 17:35, 20 December 2019 (UTC)
:IIRC, Marvin has said storing on the wiki can't be done due to bandwidth. His solution was to use torrents - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/damage-control-thecwcvillelibrary-is-down-missing-content-general.15073/ [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:02, 21 December 2019 (UTC)

== The "Junt" Of Life ==

Dj Paul Weed puffing and Smoking Blunt. Pass that fat ass Junt and Smoke it up

User:Rob Weed

2021-08-16T08:50:29Z

Rob Weed: My Life Story

The Weed of Life. [http://www.scaryfuckers.com] My Favorite past time

Isabella Loretta Janke

2021-08-16T08:48:33Z

Rob Weed: /* GiBi */

{{Incomplete}}
{{Ongoing}}
{{Honest}}
{{quote|There's this idea that hell is a bottomless pit, and that's because no matter how bad it is, some stupid son of a bitch like you can figure out a way to make it a lot worse.|Jordan Peterson}}

{{Protip|Please do not simp over Bella, ironically or unironically. That's her oldest trick in the book. And sadly, it's always worked in her favor.}}

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}}

'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' (born 18 August 2000), also known as '''ILJ''', '''Bella''' or '''Kelly Osborn''', is a sociopathic {{age|2000|8|18}}-year-old {{w|Texas Tech}} Computer Engineering Major with foot fungus and a [[troll]] best known for her participation in the leaked [[July 2021]] call in which [[Chris]] tells her about his [[incest|incestuous]] relationship with [[Barbara|his mother]]. Although the full extent of Isabella's relationship with Chris is unknown at this point, she is believed to be the leader of a trolling ring based at Texas Tech and masquerading as a university chess club. Many suspect that she coached Chris into having sex with his mother. Some also suspect that she extorted him out of significant sums of money, similar to the [[Idea Guys]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-summary-thread.97658/</ref>

Isabella is arguably the most evil troll to have ever targeted Chris, having malicious intentions that somehow manage to overshadow [[Bluespike|every]] [[IdeaGuy|single]] [[Teen Troon Squad|previous]] [[JacobSockness|controversial]] troll before her. Isabella's sadistic personal life was exposed not long after [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed her: her "hobbies" include white supremacy (despite being mixed race herself), horrific animal abuse and murder, and the fetishization of all things unholy (including incest, snuff, bestiality, [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|scat]], [[Pedofork|pedophilia]] and [[Anime|Naruto]]). She also enjoys bullying and blackmailing other students to the point of suicide (more on this in a bit). Her cult-like circle of friends are just as demented as her as they all partake in the above activities. You know she's fucked up because [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has an article on her which goes in to much deeper detail on her disturbing pastimes and abhorrent hygiene than this page likely ever will.

Isabella's reasons for trolling Chris were extremely dark. Whether or not she was the main culprit behind the [[Incest]] saga is unclear, but it is known that she was intending to gather information from Chris and blackmail him; her intentions were most likely to either extort Chris out of large sums of money (which he simply didn't have, in fact he was 200 dollars negative in his account) or to try and use the information or get Chris to commit suicide or self harm like her cult had done to another trans person.

After her personal information was leaked, Isabella went into tireless albeit useless damage control, ranting on [[4Chan]], [[Reddit]], and Kiwi Farms with sockpuppet accounts about how either the info regarding her is fake, exaggerated, and/or some psyop conspiracy led by transgender puppetmasters.

Isabella's father is a former {{w|Navy SEAL}}, while her stepmother is a former member of the {{w|United States Secret Service}} and a [[psychology|clinical psychologist]] and her biological mother is a Harvard graduate and airline pilot.

==The Beginning of the End==
It is not certain when exactly Bella first met Chris, but some users on the Kiwi Farms have speculated that one of their first face-to-face interactions happened on 31 July 2019 at a Rubik's Cube convention in Baltimore. However, her interest in Chris would not be sparked again until some time in early 2020, where she began watching Geno Samuel's [[documentary|documentary series]] on him. Their next interaction would not happen until July of that year.

On some unknown date, but believed to be as early as 20 April, 2020, Bella then hatched an idea to have Chris eventually be blackmailed to commit suicide. The earliest known mention of this had happened on 19 June, 2021. In order to do this, Bella would rally up several people to help her out with this plan, which included other students from TTU and people outside of TTU that had some degree of familiarity with Chris. Many of these recruits were also members of two distinct "chess-club" Discord servers run by Bella.

==The Everfree Suitress==

{{Protip|Just like with the [[Wallflower]], the true identity of this person shall remain confidential, although an open secret.

However, ''unlike'' with the Wallflower, we entirely decided ourselves that the true identity of the Everfree Suitress can not be disclosed on this wiki. This is due to her merely being manipulated by Bella after they met, only to then be thrown under the bus, doxxed mercilessly by her and her recruits, and blamed for everything soon after the leaks, all for rightfully leaking the conversations Bella had with Chris about his incest.

''Usage of her real or screen name(s), more importantly attempting to connect any such names with this codename, will result in a permanent ban. Also, for the love of God, do not attempt to contact her.''}}

One of the people that Bella had gathered to help her with her plans, and probably the most important of all, was a young autistic woman, who had organically formed a crush on Chris and was a former moderator of the Chris Chan subreddit. For the sake of anonymity, said woman will be referred to as "'''The Everfree Suitress'''", or more simply "'''The Suitress'''" due to Bella manipulating her into assisting her.

The Suitress was originally planned to be sent with Chris on a trip to the [[My Little Pony|brony]] convention [[Everfree Northwest]], part of her codename's namesake. According to Discord leaks, Bella planned to have the Suitress and Chris copulate during the convention, and then record it. The exact purpose for this is unknown, but Bella had also claimed in those same leaks that she planned to kidnap the Suitress for herself, as she was sexually attracted to her. She also claimed to some degree that she was also attracted to Chris. This indicated that her motives were likely far more sinister than just trolling both of them alone.

==Other Related People==



Aside from the Everfree Suitress, Bella had also manipulated several people and/or had other people help her out with her plans. Some of them were genuinely unaware of Bella's true intentions, while others had intentions as equally as depraved as her's. Though, given what Bella had planned for the Everfree Suitress, as well as how she had driven at least one TTU student to suicide, it may not come off as much of a shock if she also had anything nefarious planned for the people listed nonetheless.

===Allen Owobu===
'''Omongidale Asemota Owobu''', aka '''Allen Owobu''' is one of the three integral members.

===GiBi===
'''Devon John''', better known by his Youtube name '''GiBi''', is a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content since 2019. He would upload videos summarizing Chris's weekly activity, while giving commentary, typically in the form of reading articles from this very wiki. Bella was able to manipulate GiBi in an attempt to throw off Christorians scrutinizing her.

In attempt to clean her hands from the drama she got herself in, Bella decided to shift all of the blame onto the Suitress, telling GiBi that she was the mastermind behind everything. When Bella was quickly unmasked as a lying troll, GiBi removed the video. Unfortunately, the damage by that point had already been done and the Suitress' dox was leaked to thousands of GiBi's subscribers.

===Louis Herz===
'''Louis Herz''' is Bella's best friend and primary partner in crime, or perhaps a better description would be that Bella is his best friend, given her often callous and manipulative treatment of him.<ref name=“LouisThread”>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis-herz-ternarymercury-bellas-best-friend-and-primary-defender.97621/</ref>

Louis was heavily involved in white knighting for Bella in the early stages of the investigation into her identity. Via a picture he posted on social media of Max, Bella’s mistreated rescue dog, Louis had a pivotal role in the process of doxxing Bella.<ref name=“LouisThread”/>

===Psychic Espeon===
Former [[Watchmen]]

==Response to the Incest==
{{Protip|Despite what you may have been led to believe, although likely a component of it by encouraging this behavior, Bella did ''not'' force Chris to rape his mother. Chris has been doing this even before he had conversed with her about it, and has expressed positive views on [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest dating as far back as 2016.]]}}

Eventually in late July, the Everfree Suitress leaked some of the conversations that Bella had with Chris regarding his incestuous relationship with his mother, in which; despite Chris going into such graphic detail about it; Bella acted nonchalant, even somewhat encouraging, of these acts. Judging by how long it took for any of this to be leaked, along with Bella's following response to this action, it is likely that doing so was against her wishes. As an immediate result of this, Bella tried to do anything in her power to distance herself from the now accumulating drama surrounding her. One of the first things she decided to do to remedy this was shift the blame of any damaging effects that may occur all on the Suitress, even encouraging the semi-popular Youtube "Chris Chan journalist" GiBi to leak her doxes in one of his videos for thousands to see when she convinced him that the Suitress was the true mastermind. Thankfully, said video has been deleted, but the damage has already been done.

== See also ==
* [[Incest]]

== References ==
<references/>
{{People}}
{{Sagas}}
[[Category:Trolls]]

Isabella Loretta Janke

2021-08-16T08:47:05Z

Rob Weed: /* GiBi */

{{Incomplete}}
{{Ongoing}}
{{Honest}}
{{quote|There's this idea that hell is a bottomless pit, and that's because no matter how bad it is, some stupid son of a bitch like you can figure out a way to make it a lot worse.|Jordan Peterson}}

{{Protip|Please do not simp over Bella, ironically or unironically. That's her oldest trick in the book. And sadly, it's always worked in her favor.}}

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'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' (born 18 August 2000), also known as '''ILJ''', '''Bella''' or '''Kelly Osborn''', is a sociopathic {{age|2000|8|18}}-year-old {{w|Texas Tech}} Computer Engineering Major with foot fungus and a [[troll]] best known for her participation in the leaked [[July 2021]] call in which [[Chris]] tells her about his [[incest|incestuous]] relationship with [[Barbara|his mother]]. Although the full extent of Isabella's relationship with Chris is unknown at this point, she is believed to be the leader of a trolling ring based at Texas Tech and masquerading as a university chess club. Many suspect that she coached Chris into having sex with his mother. Some also suspect that she extorted him out of significant sums of money, similar to the [[Idea Guys]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-summary-thread.97658/</ref>

Isabella is arguably the most evil troll to have ever targeted Chris, having malicious intentions that somehow manage to overshadow [[Bluespike|every]] [[IdeaGuy|single]] [[Teen Troon Squad|previous]] [[JacobSockness|controversial]] troll before her. Isabella's sadistic personal life was exposed not long after [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed her: her "hobbies" include white supremacy (despite being mixed race herself), horrific animal abuse and murder, and the fetishization of all things unholy (including incest, snuff, bestiality, [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|scat]], [[Pedofork|pedophilia]] and [[Anime|Naruto]]). She also enjoys bullying and blackmailing other students to the point of suicide (more on this in a bit). Her cult-like circle of friends are just as demented as her as they all partake in the above activities. You know she's fucked up because [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has an article on her which goes in to much deeper detail on her disturbing pastimes and abhorrent hygiene than this page likely ever will.

Isabella's reasons for trolling Chris were extremely dark. Whether or not she was the main culprit behind the [[Incest]] saga is unclear, but it is known that she was intending to gather information from Chris and blackmail him; her intentions were most likely to either extort Chris out of large sums of money (which he simply didn't have, in fact he was 200 dollars negative in his account) or to try and use the information or get Chris to commit suicide or self harm like her cult had done to another trans person.

After her personal information was leaked, Isabella went into tireless albeit useless damage control, ranting on [[4Chan]], [[Reddit]], and Kiwi Farms with sockpuppet accounts about how either the info regarding her is fake, exaggerated, and/or some psyop conspiracy led by transgender puppetmasters.

Isabella's father is a former {{w|Navy SEAL}}, while her stepmother is a former member of the {{w|United States Secret Service}} and a [[psychology|clinical psychologist]] and her biological mother is a Harvard graduate and airline pilot.

==The Beginning of the End==
It is not certain when exactly Bella first met Chris, but some users on the Kiwi Farms have speculated that one of their first face-to-face interactions happened on 31 July 2019 at a Rubik's Cube convention in Baltimore. However, her interest in Chris would not be sparked again until some time in early 2020, where she began watching Geno Samuel's [[documentary|documentary series]] on him. Their next interaction would not happen until July of that year.

On some unknown date, but believed to be as early as 20 April, 2020, Bella then hatched an idea to have Chris eventually be blackmailed to commit suicide. The earliest known mention of this had happened on 19 June, 2021. In order to do this, Bella would rally up several people to help her out with this plan, which included other students from TTU and people outside of TTU that had some degree of familiarity with Chris. Many of these recruits were also members of two distinct "chess-club" Discord servers run by Bella.

==The Everfree Suitress==

{{Protip|Just like with the [[Wallflower]], the true identity of this person shall remain confidential, although an open secret.

However, ''unlike'' with the Wallflower, we entirely decided ourselves that the true identity of the Everfree Suitress can not be disclosed on this wiki. This is due to her merely being manipulated by Bella after they met, only to then be thrown under the bus, doxxed mercilessly by her and her recruits, and blamed for everything soon after the leaks, all for rightfully leaking the conversations Bella had with Chris about his incest.

''Usage of her real or screen name(s), more importantly attempting to connect any such names with this codename, will result in a permanent ban. Also, for the love of God, do not attempt to contact her.''}}

One of the people that Bella had gathered to help her with her plans, and probably the most important of all, was a young autistic woman, who had organically formed a crush on Chris and was a former moderator of the Chris Chan subreddit. For the sake of anonymity, said woman will be referred to as "'''The Everfree Suitress'''", or more simply "'''The Suitress'''" due to Bella manipulating her into assisting her.

The Suitress was originally planned to be sent with Chris on a trip to the [[My Little Pony|brony]] convention [[Everfree Northwest]], part of her codename's namesake. According to Discord leaks, Bella planned to have the Suitress and Chris copulate during the convention, and then record it. The exact purpose for this is unknown, but Bella had also claimed in those same leaks that she planned to kidnap the Suitress for herself, as she was sexually attracted to her. She also claimed to some degree that she was also attracted to Chris. This indicated that her motives were likely far more sinister than just trolling both of them alone.

==Other Related People==



Aside from the Everfree Suitress, Bella had also manipulated several people and/or had other people help her out with her plans. Some of them were genuinely unaware of Bella's true intentions, while others had intentions as equally as depraved as her's. Though, given what Bella had planned for the Everfree Suitress, as well as how she had driven at least one TTU student to suicide, it may not come off as much of a shock if she also had anything nefarious planned for the people listed nonetheless.

===Allen Owobu===
'''Omongidale Asemota Owobu''', aka '''Allen Owobu''' is one of the three integral members.

===GiBi===
'''Devon John''', better known by his Youtube name '''GiBi''', is a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content since 2019. He would upload videos summarizing Chris's weekly activity, while giving commentary, typically in the form of reading articles from this very wiki. Bella was able to manipulate GiBi in an attempt to throw off Christorians scrutinizing her.

In attempt to clean her hands from the drama she got herself in, Bella decided to shift all of the blame onto the Suitress, telling GiBi that she was the mastermind behind everything. When Bella was quickly unmasked as a lying troll, GiBi removed the video. The damage by that point had already been done, and Suitress' dox was leaked to thousands of GiBi's subscribers.

===Louis Herz===
'''Louis Herz''' is Bella's best friend and primary partner in crime, or perhaps a better description would be that Bella is his best friend, given her often callous and manipulative treatment of him.<ref name=“LouisThread”>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis-herz-ternarymercury-bellas-best-friend-and-primary-defender.97621/</ref>

Louis was heavily involved in white knighting for Bella in the early stages of the investigation into her identity. Via a picture he posted on social media of Max, Bella’s mistreated rescue dog, Louis had a pivotal role in the process of doxxing Bella.<ref name=“LouisThread”/>

===Psychic Espeon===
Former [[Watchmen]]

==Response to the Incest==
{{Protip|Despite what you may have been led to believe, although likely a component of it by encouraging this behavior, Bella did ''not'' force Chris to rape his mother. Chris has been doing this even before he had conversed with her about it, and has expressed positive views on [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest dating as far back as 2016.]]}}

Eventually in late July, the Everfree Suitress leaked some of the conversations that Bella had with Chris regarding his incestuous relationship with his mother, in which; despite Chris going into such graphic detail about it; Bella acted nonchalant, even somewhat encouraging, of these acts. Judging by how long it took for any of this to be leaked, along with Bella's following response to this action, it is likely that doing so was against her wishes. As an immediate result of this, Bella tried to do anything in her power to distance herself from the now accumulating drama surrounding her. One of the first things she decided to do to remedy this was shift the blame of any damaging effects that may occur all on the Suitress, even encouraging the semi-popular Youtube "Chris Chan journalist" GiBi to leak her doxes in one of his videos for thousands to see when she convinced him that the Suitress was the true mastermind. Thankfully, said video has been deleted, but the damage has already been done.

== See also ==
* [[Incest]]

== References ==
<references/>
{{People}}
{{Sagas}}
[[Category:Trolls]]

User:PsychoNerd054/Sandbox

2021-08-13T06:58:09Z

Rob Weed: /* Bella */

=Chris in the Media=

==Exposure==



In order to discuss Chris' presence in the media, Chris' internet presence over time, the current wave of new orbiters, and the exponential rate of his growing exposure, must also be discussed.

===Pre-Orbiter Wave===

===Currently===

{{main|Orbiter Wave}}

=Orbiter Wave=

{{ongoing}}

Soon after the [[Incest|incest tapes]] were leaked on 30, July 2021, the affair became the 4th trending hashtag on Twitter. As a result of this and the following [[Chris in the media|mainstream media coverage]], thousands of people were exposed to Chris for the first time. Out of this new infamy the '''orbiter wave''' arose, dubbed such due to the sheer volume of new people following Chris's life story. Some were curious to see what went wrong in his life leading up to the fucking of his own mother; others were blissfully unaware of who Chris really was and saw him as nothing more than another deranged rapist. A third party would attempt to take advantage of Chris's string of unlawful acts, including the raping of his own mother and the theft of $750 from her, in order to gain some degree of attention from it.

==Notable Orbiters==

===Airsoft Al===

On 3 August, 2021, an anonymous ween who referred to themselves as '''Airsoft Al''' went to the Richmond hotel that Chris temporarily resided at before being arrested, and decided to steal his license plate and seemingly shot his car with a BB gun, as a few holes were found on the car windows. Directly afterwards, said ween went on /b/ to brag about it.

===Bella===

'''Isabella Loretta Janke''', a troll attending Texas Tech, has been identified to be the the voice talking to Chris in the incest tapes, under the not so effective alias, '''Bella'''. Allegedly working by her side was another Texas Tech student, '''Louis Herz''', whose involvement in the affair is yet to be fully confirmed.

When the tapes were discovered, passive observers on the Kiwi Farms understandably began to question whether or not Chris was egged on to have sex with his mother, given the circumstances that have occurred throughout his entire internet saga, where he has been manipulated into doing all kinds of humiliating things. Bella was deemed to be a likely suspect of this if these rumors were true, especially when she appears to act jarringly stoic about Chris describing the sex in such graphic detail. Not helping is how she had made several sockpuppets to leak longer versions of the tape onto the website when she could have just done so from the beginning.

Ironically, Bella somehow manages to be even worse than Chris, even when Chris is facing up to 10 years in the slammer for raping his rotting, senile mother.

===Chrisisaman===
A day after the leaks (and despite having all monetary support from Null being severed), Chris decided to go to a hotel in [[Richmond]]. Owning a [[Son-Chu|conspicuous car]], it wasn't long before [[Reddit]] user '''Chrisisaman''' managed to track down Chris's location at Regency Inn and post photographic evidence of his find to Reddit.

===Ethan Ralph===
'''Ethan Ralph''' is the loathsome host of the controversial ''Killstream'' podcast. For reasons beyond the scope of this wiki, he holds an intense grudge against [[Null]]. After the fallout of the incest revelations, Ethan saw both an opportunity to exploit Chris for views, and a chance at convincing Chris to publicly denounce Null, or even get him into legal trouble by linking him to the case. When Chris was located at a motel in Richmond, Ethan livestreamed himself driving to the motel in search of him, knocking on every door on the second floor and ordering pizza in a failed attempt to lure Chris out. After being kicked from the motel premises for loitering, Ethan soon returned upon being notified that police were in the area, and filmed [[Incest#Discovery and arrest|Chris's arrest]], all the while screaming comments and questions at Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref> Embodying the worst aspects of [[ween]]s and [[A-logging|a-logs]], Ethan's commentary is particularly insufferable, though his footage of Chris's arrest is the only complete video of the arrest (one of his friends caught the last part of the arrest from a different angle).

===The WTC===

==See Also==
*[[Incest]]
*[[Unholy Tetrad]]

=To do template test=

{{Todo|1= 
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*Two}}

2003

2021-08-13T06:43:17Z

Rob Weed: /* May */

[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2003''', on his 21st birthday...]]
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|...which was a complete disaster.]]
[[Image:056-CWCHedgeBoys1.jpg|thumb|Early version of the [[Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]' debut album, recorded on 21 August 2003.]]
[[Image:424-CWC&SNHLifeShares.jpg|thumb|On '''21 July 2003''', Chris drew [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].]]

'''2003''' was the year that [[Chris]] turned 21 years old. This year marked Chris's realization that he needed a girlfriend, and thus the beginning of his [[Love Quest]], essentially starting him down the long and winding road that has led to his bizarre and unreal current state.

==Events of 2003==
* Spring - Chris starts approaching girls at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but they all say that they have boyfriends.
* Summer - Chris starts his Love Quest. One day, he approaches [[Anna McLerran|a girl]] who says she is a lesbian. He is repulsed.

===February===
* 10 February - Chris writes "[[my big 18th party]]", a short account of his 18th birthday.
* 24 February - Chris's 21st birthday. It was "not so great" because he got [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of English|kicked out of English class]]. Later Chris admitted that this was mostly his own fault.
* 25 February - Chris realizes he needs a female [[sweetheart]].

===April===
* 1 April - Chris creates the Hedgehogs in Love card.
* 10 April - Chris writes "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", the [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] story.

===May===
* 2 May - Chris creates the CD ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Christian's Anime World]]'', which suggests that he was a ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' fan before meeting [[Megan]].

===June===
* June - Chris starts working as a salesman for [[Cutco]] cutlery.

===July===
* 10 July - Chris writes in his guestbook again as [[Chris and Spanish#Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]], saying that his site rocks.
* 20 July - After cancelling it, Fox sells the rerun rights of ''[[Family Guy]]'' to [[Adult Swim]].
* 21 July - Chris completes [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].
* 22 July - Chris makes a CD for [[Sarah Hammer]], entitled ''Songs Between Friends: A CD for Christian & Sarah''.<ref>[[:File:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg]]</ref>

===August===
* August - Chris enters his fourth year at PVCC.
* August - Christian officially starts his [[Love Quest|sweetheart search]]. He makes his first [[Attraction Sign|sign]], stating that he is looking for a [[boyfriend-free girl]].
* 20 August - Chris writes "[[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]".<ref>[[MySpace]]</ref>
* 21 August - [[Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] record their debut album.
* 23 August - ''Christian's Anime World 2!'' is released.

===September===
[[File:July22LyricSheet.jpg|thumb|Lyrics to "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"]]
* September - Chris's Cutco boss takes Chris's money and leaves town, effectively ending his job there.
*3 September - Chris writes the lyrics to "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]."
* 4 September - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] turns 76.
* 25 September - Chris draws a picture of [[Flame the Sunbird]], his latest "creation".

===October===
* 1 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 62.
* 2 October - Christian writes [[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]].
* 7 October - [[Mary Lee Walsh]] confronts Chris and rips his sign up.
* 13 October - Sarah Hammer's birthday. Christian gives her [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].

===November===
* 4 November - Chris writes the poem "[[saddest heart in the world]]".
* 12 November - Chris starts keeping a [[diary]] in ''[[Animal Crossing]]''.
* 19 November - As a diary entry, Chris simply leaves the web address for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]], probably in preparation for his upcoming documentary.
* 22 November - In his ''Animal Crossing'' diary, Chris writes about "the medeling [sic] 'Mary Lee Walsh'" crushing his dream of finding a girlfriend.
* 22 November - Chris creates his [[Animal Crossing Documentary]].

===December===
* 4 December - The first known [[trolling]] of Chris occurs when "a hot redhead" writes in his guestbook saying that she will meet him outside of PVCC next week.

== References ==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2003

2021-08-13T06:42:49Z

Rob Weed: /* May */

[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2003''', on his 21st birthday...]]
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|...which was a complete disaster.]]
[[Image:056-CWCHedgeBoys1.jpg|thumb|Early version of the [[Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]' debut album, recorded on 21 August 2003.]]
[[Image:424-CWC&SNHLifeShares.jpg|thumb|On '''21 July 2003''', Chris drew [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].]]

'''2003''' was the year that [[Chris]] turned 21 years old. This year marked Chris's realization that he needed a girlfriend, and thus the beginning of his [[Love Quest]], essentially starting him down the long and winding road that has led to his bizarre and unreal current state.

==Events of 2003==
* Spring - Chris starts approaching girls at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but they all say that they have boyfriends.
* Summer - Chris starts his Love Quest. One day, he approaches [[Anna McLerran|a girl]] who says she is a lesbian. He is repulsed.

===February===
* 10 February - Chris writes "[[my big 18th party]]", a short account of his 18th birthday.
* 24 February - Chris's 21st birthday. It was "not so great" because he got [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of English|kicked out of English class]]. Later Chris admitted that this was mostly his own fault.
* 25 February - Chris realizes he needs a female [[sweetheart]].

===April===
* 1 April - Chris creates the Hedgehogs in Love card.
* 10 April - Chris writes "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", the [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] story.

===May===
* 2 May - Chris creates the CD ''[[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian%27s_Favorite_Hits!#Other_Homemade_CDs|Christian's Anime World]]'', which suggests that he was a ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' fan before meeting [[Megan]].

===June===
* June - Chris starts working as a salesman for [[Cutco]] cutlery.

===July===
* 10 July - Chris writes in his guestbook again as [[Chris and Spanish#Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]], saying that his site rocks.
* 20 July - After cancelling it, Fox sells the rerun rights of ''[[Family Guy]]'' to [[Adult Swim]].
* 21 July - Chris completes [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].
* 22 July - Chris makes a CD for [[Sarah Hammer]], entitled ''Songs Between Friends: A CD for Christian & Sarah''.<ref>[[:File:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg]]</ref>

===August===
* August - Chris enters his fourth year at PVCC.
* August - Christian officially starts his [[Love Quest|sweetheart search]]. He makes his first [[Attraction Sign|sign]], stating that he is looking for a [[boyfriend-free girl]].
* 20 August - Chris writes "[[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]".<ref>[[MySpace]]</ref>
* 21 August - [[Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] record their debut album.
* 23 August - ''Christian's Anime World 2!'' is released.

===September===
[[File:July22LyricSheet.jpg|thumb|Lyrics to "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"]]
* September - Chris's Cutco boss takes Chris's money and leaves town, effectively ending his job there.
*3 September - Chris writes the lyrics to "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]."
* 4 September - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] turns 76.
* 25 September - Chris draws a picture of [[Flame the Sunbird]], his latest "creation".

===October===
* 1 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 62.
* 2 October - Christian writes [[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]].
* 7 October - [[Mary Lee Walsh]] confronts Chris and rips his sign up.
* 13 October - Sarah Hammer's birthday. Christian gives her [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].

===November===
* 4 November - Chris writes the poem "[[saddest heart in the world]]".
* 12 November - Chris starts keeping a [[diary]] in ''[[Animal Crossing]]''.
* 19 November - As a diary entry, Chris simply leaves the web address for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]], probably in preparation for his upcoming documentary.
* 22 November - In his ''Animal Crossing'' diary, Chris writes about "the medeling [sic] 'Mary Lee Walsh'" crushing his dream of finding a girlfriend.
* 22 November - Chris creates his [[Animal Crossing Documentary]].

===December===
* 4 December - The first known [[trolling]] of Chris occurs when "a hot redhead" writes in his guestbook saying that she will meet him outside of PVCC next week.

== References ==
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{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2003

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Rob Weed: /* May */

[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2003''', on his 21st birthday...]]
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|...which was a complete disaster.]]
[[Image:056-CWCHedgeBoys1.jpg|thumb|Early version of the [[Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]' debut album, recorded on 21 August 2003.]]
[[Image:424-CWC&SNHLifeShares.jpg|thumb|On '''21 July 2003''', Chris drew [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].]]

'''2003''' was the year that [[Chris]] turned 21 years old. This year marked Chris's realization that he needed a girlfriend, and thus the beginning of his [[Love Quest]], essentially starting him down the long and winding road that has led to his bizarre and unreal current state.

==Events of 2003==
* Spring - Chris starts approaching girls at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but they all say that they have boyfriends.
* Summer - Chris starts his Love Quest. One day, he approaches [[Anna McLerran|a girl]] who says she is a lesbian. He is repulsed.

===February===
* 10 February - Chris writes "[[my big 18th party]]", a short account of his 18th birthday.
* 24 February - Chris's 21st birthday. It was "not so great" because he got [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of English|kicked out of English class]]. Later Chris admitted that this was mostly his own fault.
* 25 February - Chris realizes he needs a female [[sweetheart]].

===April===
* 1 April - Chris creates the Hedgehogs in Love card.
* 10 April - Chris writes "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", the [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] story.

===May===
* 2 May - Chris creates the CD ''[[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian%27s_Favorite_Hits!&action=edit&section=6|Christian's Anime World]]'', which suggests that he was a ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' fan before meeting [[Megan]].

===June===
* June - Chris starts working as a salesman for [[Cutco]] cutlery.

===July===
* 10 July - Chris writes in his guestbook again as [[Chris and Spanish#Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]], saying that his site rocks.
* 20 July - After cancelling it, Fox sells the rerun rights of ''[[Family Guy]]'' to [[Adult Swim]].
* 21 July - Chris completes [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].
* 22 July - Chris makes a CD for [[Sarah Hammer]], entitled ''Songs Between Friends: A CD for Christian & Sarah''.<ref>[[:File:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg]]</ref>

===August===
* August - Chris enters his fourth year at PVCC.
* August - Christian officially starts his [[Love Quest|sweetheart search]]. He makes his first [[Attraction Sign|sign]], stating that he is looking for a [[boyfriend-free girl]].
* 20 August - Chris writes "[[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]".<ref>[[MySpace]]</ref>
* 21 August - [[Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] record their debut album.
* 23 August - ''Christian's Anime World 2!'' is released.

===September===
[[File:July22LyricSheet.jpg|thumb|Lyrics to "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"]]
* September - Chris's Cutco boss takes Chris's money and leaves town, effectively ending his job there.
*3 September - Chris writes the lyrics to "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]."
* 4 September - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] turns 76.
* 25 September - Chris draws a picture of [[Flame the Sunbird]], his latest "creation".

===October===
* 1 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 62.
* 2 October - Christian writes [[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]].
* 7 October - [[Mary Lee Walsh]] confronts Chris and rips his sign up.
* 13 October - Sarah Hammer's birthday. Christian gives her [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].

===November===
* 4 November - Chris writes the poem "[[saddest heart in the world]]".
* 12 November - Chris starts keeping a [[diary]] in ''[[Animal Crossing]]''.
* 19 November - As a diary entry, Chris simply leaves the web address for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]], probably in preparation for his upcoming documentary.
* 22 November - In his ''Animal Crossing'' diary, Chris writes about "the medeling [sic] 'Mary Lee Walsh'" crushing his dream of finding a girlfriend.
* 22 November - Chris creates his [[Animal Crossing Documentary]].

===December===
* 4 December - The first known [[trolling]] of Chris occurs when "a hot redhead" writes in his guestbook saying that she will meet him outside of PVCC next week.

== References ==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]