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Anti Troll Movement Video1

2010-09-27T07:37:12Z

RobGoblin: Learn to spell, goddamn

[[File:datface1.png|thumb|200px|[[Audiobooks|LOOK AT THAT FACE GOD DAMN]].]]

'''Anti Troll Movement Video1''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 26 [[September 2010]]. He sings the same song about [[trolls]] featured in his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]] animation [[Don'tGetTrolled!|Don'tGetTrolled]], apparently in hopes of promoting an "Anti-Troll Cyber Bully Movement". Surprisingly, Chris was able to recite the lyrics with a good deal of accuracy, even though he completely missed the original point of the song.

Afterwards, he lists the "sponsors" of his video, including ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', and [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|Oil of Olay soap]]. Considering he is wearing the same t-shirt he [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|wore the day before]], his promotion of personal hygiene products is rather ironic. Chris specifying and praising anti-dandruff formula haircare highly suggests that he has dandruff; a safe assumption and an easy bet.

In essence: Chris once again [[Family_guy#Influence_on_Chris| doesn't get the point of the original message]] of [[Parody| what he steals]], nor does he apply [[Cwcipedia#CWCipedia_closed_due_to_A.28I.29DS|previously learned lessons]] and [[Wallflower_E-mails_3|repeats the mistakes of the past]].

At this point, Procter & Gamble (the owners of Oil of Olay)'s reaction is unknown.
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==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Anti Troll Movement Video1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EgZijKM17Kw}}
| stardate = 26 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]
| next = Current
| saga =
}}
{{quote|Oil of Olay brand bar soap... Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good|Chris on the benefits of washing}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris turns on the camera and speaks in an odd sing-song rhythm.'']

And now, a very, encouraging, song.

[''He begins singing to what is apparently the tune of 'Be Our Guest' from "Beauty and the Beast."'']

Youuuu've beeeen trolled 
You've been trolled 
You have PROB-ly been told 
Don't reply...
[[File:Christler.jpg|thumb|right|Have ein nische day, Mein Führer.]]
[''He turns away and reaches for a crudely-drawn picture of a troll, which he holds up through the song and after.'']

To this guy 
He is just getting a rise 
Out of you 
Yes, it's true 
You responded at his cue 
You start trouble on the double 
While he strokes his manly stubble

You've been trolled 
You've been trolled 
You should probably just fold 
When the only winning move is not to plaaaay

Then you keep on trying 
Endlessly replying 
You've been trolled 
You've been trolled 
Havnicedaaay!

[''The singing ends.'']

This video, portraying and projecting the Anti-Troll Cyber Bully Movement...

[''He puts down the troll picture.'']

...has been brought to you by ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' and...

[''He holds up a box of soap.'']

...Oil of Olay brand bar soap, and other things. Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good...

[''Chris [[Homo|drops the soap.]]'']

I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To [[Mass debating|wash myself vigorously!]] I certainly do not use any animals, my own jizz, or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And [[Axe]] body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!

[''Chris throws up a Nazi salute and turns off the camera.'']

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User talk:Jellystapler

2010-09-21T14:35:07Z

RobGoblin:

Some newfag

--[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:54, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Try to keep opinion pieces to a minimum when it comes to factual pages - This isn't ED, and we try to let the information speak for itself. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:35, 21 September 2010 (PDT)

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles

2010-09-21T14:30:22Z

RobGoblin: /* Psychology */

{{Honest}}

[[Image:CWCAdultChronicles.jpg|thumb|250px|Probably the most unintentionally accurate depiction of how Chris views real adult life.]]
[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|250px|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]]
'''''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles''''' is [[Chris]]'s extremely dumb and [[Ego|narcissistic]] game idea where you play Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about him and his [[fail]]ure to adjust to adult life.

The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, [[PS3]], and [[Wii]], it should absolutely never be made for the [[Hex Bawx]].

== Cover ==
In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having ''already won'' his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as ''Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt'') actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.

References made on box art:
*[[4-cent garbage]] symbol underneath CWC's foot
*The cracked helmet of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*[[Merried Seinor Comic]]'s sword arm from [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|Sub-Episode 4]]
*A Delicious Wooden Badge referenced on the cover of [[Sonichu 4|issue #4]]
*The remains of the purple staff containing [[Count Graduon]]
*Naitsirhc's blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing homosexual makeover
*The gray thing with red things stemming from it is the [[Robotnik]] medallion that Sonic showed Sonichu in [[Sonichu_1#Episode_5:_.22Informal_Meeting.22|Episode 5]]
*Chris's [[Gitar of Fail]] (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest)
*Chris's car with a [[Vanity Plate of Fail|Sonichu license plate]].

For a time, the CWC's Adult Chronicles illustration graced a console cover attached to Chris's original PS3. Chris preserved that cover as a "memento" after [[The MovingFoward videos|destroying the console]], but then transplanted it onto a new (old [[obesity|fat]] model) PS3 that he got with [[Monthly tugboat|your money]] shortly afterwards.

==[[Shigeru Miyamoto]]'s response to the game==
[[Image:ShigerumiyamotoEmail.jpg|650px]]

==Gallery==
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Image:CWConPS3.jpg
Image:CWConPS2.jpg
Image:CWConWii.jpg
Image:CWConHEXBAWX.jpg
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==External links==
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IPI7DJE8 Play it! (RPG Maker adaptation)]

{{Sonichu Games}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

User talk:DeathtraP/What have I been using for brains?

2010-09-11T04:22:10Z

RobGoblin:

==Conspiracy==
You know, Bob is not insane. Chris really IS the target of a massive conspiracy. It's us. Bob is wrong about the specifics, but that's not insanity, it's just incomplete information-- and given that Chris hung out with Mimms, Lucas and Megan when this all started, it's not an unreasonable supposition. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 08:52, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
:I think what qualifies Bob's beliefs about us as "crazy" is the extent of our abilities - He sees us as being on par with the Illuminati, but in actuality, we don't have nearly as many feet on the ground as we'd like. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 09:33, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
::Again, I'd simply say that Bob has incomplete information. We have managed to get Chris to do a lot of weird things. Chris has also gotten himself kicked out of lots of places and has earned lots of negative attention from the law and the PVCC authorities. Bob, not being present when Chris flips his shit, only has Chris's account to go on, and when fitting his son's tales of persecution into the larger context of our actions, his belief of a conspiracy is not really unreasonable. Bob knows that there is a large group of people out there who dedicate a large amount of time to harassing his son and making his life miserable. When Chris comes crying with tales of harassment by Jerkops, Manajerks and the evil MLW, Occam's Razor would indicate that the same people are behind it all. He's wrong, but he's not crazy. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 10:28, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
::no, Occam's Razor would make bob think that chris has been less than nice to people in life, and realize that all the shit chris has gotten is because of individuals responding to chris's stupidity. but bob probably hasn't and wont sit and think about it, he'll go for some gut instinct and force everything together. he seems a prime candidate for forcing pieces to go where they don't (not that it's all his fault, he is a product of another time and another culture).[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 11:31, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
::You know you've got to be on the right side of history when the big, huge defense is "We don't have NEARLY as many foot soldiers as the New World Order." —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 12:53, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
==Sonic Restaurants==
Dude, Sonic is a good chain on its own - Its name may have influenced Chris favorably, but it's hardly a stretch to think that he just liked the food there. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 21:22, 10 September 2010 (PDT)

User:RobGoblin

2010-09-09T16:42:14Z

RobGoblin:

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User:RobGoblin

2010-09-09T16:36:10Z

RobGoblin:

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User talk:DeathtraP/What have I been using for brains?

2010-09-09T16:33:27Z

RobGoblin: /* Conspiracy */

Patti Chandler

2010-09-07T16:23:52Z

RobGoblin:

{{Quote|My- Patti will- the spirit of Patti will have his soul for dinner tonight! she will be haunting your nightmares, Mr. Leary.|Chris, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|respecting his deceased pet.]] }}

{{Quote|Let's hire a black tranny hooker to dig up Patti's corpse while yelling JULAAAAAYYYYY!|A typical discussion on [[/cwc/]]...}}

[[Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|thumb|Patti Chandler, devourer of souls]]
[[File:PattiAbomination.png|thumb|Patti today]]

'''Patti Chandler''' (17 March [[1988]] - 27 [[June 2006]]) was [[Chris]]'s childhood dog who was put to sleep<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> in [[2006]]. Chris brought Patti back to life in one of his comics, where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for welfare in [[CWCville]].

Much like the [[Wikipedia:Flying Dutchman|Flying Dutchman]], who was cursed to roam the seven seas forever, Patti is cursed to [[Patti-Chan|wander in CWCville]] as she is not allowed to rest in peace.

There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed "like, five, ten tons".<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to carry the home of a deceased loved one, Chris acts as though he [[11042009 51 50|honestly believes that's how much it weighs]].

When confronted about his [[Chris and remorse|insensitivity]], or when someone tries to point out that he has [[Father Call|never once experienced true hardship in his miserable life]], Chris is always quick to point out that he experienced the loss of Patti. He even mentions Patti's death over the death of his [[Aunt Corrina]] (who gave Patti to him in the first place). Chris seems to only mention his aunt as an afterthought when the comparison between someone losing a [[Ryan Cash|close family member]] and Chris losing his dog is scoffed at.

It is entirely possible that Patti was the only life form to ever love Chris out of anything other than obligation. Patti was also probably the only acquaintance with which Chris has ever had very much in common. Not because they shared a mystical bond between man and beast, brought about through the wondrous unexplained mysteries of autism, but because they were both animals driven by brute instinct with no level of higher comprehension whatsoever.

According to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|a video from January 2010]], Patti now lives in [[CWCville|hell]] and feasts on [[Duck|human souls]]. While this may seem to be at odds with the canon of the Sonichu comics, it makes perfect sense if you consider the distinct possibility that CWCville ''is'' hell.

==Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris==
<blockquote>
 Patti Chandler
 March 17, [[1980s#1988|1988]] to June 27, [[2006]]

 Eulogy written by Christian Weston Chandler, June 27, 2006
[[Image:091-PattiMemory.jpg|thumb|Patti, you sweet, unlucky dog.]]
 My family, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|furry]] friends, (anyone else present), we are gathered here today to pay our last respects and wishes to our dearly beloved beagle/spitz, Patti, who has departed from our world here on earth to a [[CWCville|doggy heaven where she will be happier]], because she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up there. And she will often look down upon her beloved family, me, Christian Chandler, my mother, [[Barbara Chandler]], and my father [[Robert Chandler]], and the [[Scampers Chandler|cats]] who have grown fond of Patti.

 I will always remember Patti for all the lovely memories she has shared with me from:
 -When I picked her out of the litter at my [[Aunt Corina|Aunt Corina's]] house in Redoak, Virginia.
 -The many walks I have shared with her around this neighborhood, as well as the neighborhood in the Newberry Towne subdivision in Richmond, Virginia.
 -The time I watched my old best friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], take Patti by her front paws and danced a bit.
 -The times I've watched her stand on her hind legs and then rewarded her with a biscuit bone.
 -The time I took my camera to her pen and took this lovely picture of her and me, and I made a big deal how she'll be like a movie dog star.
 -The times I've just sat with her in the yard and petted her head. I've always given her a "Bally-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.
 -The many times I've fed her a can of food and a cup full of dry food, and refilled her bucket with fresh water so she can drink it and wash her face.
 -There was also the one time I saw her resting on top of her doghouse (not on her back like Snoopy).
 -[[Wikipedia:Border collie|I've often wondered why between both her ears, why one was bent and the other was straight like an arrowhead]].

 When Patti was brought to the vet on that [[Fail|faithful]] day, I was distraught with fright and concern for her health. I stayed with her during her final moments with a hand on her head and a tear in my eye. When my mother was brought the paper that gave the doctor permission to send her on her way, I didn't want her to be the one to sign it. I raised Patti since she was a six-week old pup, and I wanted to take the strain for signing the one-way ticket (it was hard for me, but it was for the best). So I signed that paper, with a crying [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] face saying, "We love you, Patti." After that, I gave her my final pets, hug, hand-to-paw hold, eye-contact, ear-rub, cheek-to-fur rub, and I sadly waved her for the final time, and I said, "Good Bye, Patti, I Love You." As I stood outside, I heard Patti's last barks saying, "I will always love you, Chris. Thank You."

 But we all must move on with our lives with our beloved lucky mutt in our hearts and in our memories. So, Patti, may your old dog house and surrounding flowers forever memorialize your blessed heart, your barks at the stars and strangers, and your loyal love that you have blessed upon me and my family and friends. Bark on, and rest in peace, our beloved lucky Patti.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2006#September]]</ref></blockquote>

==Current activity==

Not content with an eternity of biscuit bones and "bally-scratches" in doggy heaven, Patti has apparently taken time out of being dead to [[Dreams#The Patti-chan dream|assure her former master]] of her peaceful afterlife in a dream. Also, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|Chris has averred]] that her vengeful spirit will seek out [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] and his cohorts for allegedly besmirching her memory and proceed to, in no particular order, give them nightmares, eat their souls and kill them. Yet, as always, Chris still thinks of himself as a kind hearted, [[Chris and Religion|Christian]] individual.

Patti's physical remains rest underneath her ten-ton doghouse in the Chandlers' backyard. The notion of exhuming and desecrating her bones has become a popular running joke among trolls, to the point that Chris, in a September 2010 [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|YouTube video]], took the time to fiercely deny any rumors that the corpse of his dog was anywhere except where he had buried it.

==Gallery==
<center>
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Image:0050-Patti5.jpg|Patti relaxing.
Image:0051-Patti6.jpg|Waiting for her master's [[Chris and health|fat ass]] at [[McDonald's]].
Image:0052-Patti.JPG|Patti full of [[stress]]
Image:0053-Patti1.jpg|Although Patti lived in a cage outside, it was at least 1000 times better than the disaster zone called the Chandler house.
Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|Patti will devour your soul!
Image:0055-Patti3.jpg
Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg
Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG
Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."
Image:ModNation PattiChan.jpg|Her [[Patti-chan|horrendous furfag alter ego]] as seen in [[ModNation Racers]].
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
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==See also==
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Patti-Chan]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/PattiChandler Patti's YouTube channel]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Eulogy_for_Patti Patti's entry on CWCipedia]

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Chris and negotiation

2010-09-07T14:30:23Z

RobGoblin: /* Chris, CWCipedia captain */

When dealing with [[Chris]], trolls often experience a unique form of '''negotiation'''. Due to a severe sense of [[Chris and his Ego|entitlement]], a [[Barb|lifetime of coddling]] and [[autism|other factors beyond his control]], Christian Weston Chandler has no grasp of how to compromise, and often fails to understand what sort of bargaining position he's in.

Often, trolls blackmailing Chris will find him making demands of them, as if he were the one with leverage. Conversely, some have experienced the oddity of having Chris run away from a situation where he was purposely given the upper hand. When it comes to dealing with Chris directly, one can only expect that he will always take the path of least resistance, even if it doesn't benefit him.

[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|right|Chris waiting for his [[china]] to come to him]]
{{quote|[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!!]]| Christian Weston Chandler on everything and anything}}

==Concept of Compromise==
Negotiation is based on compromise. Both parties must work together and make concessions to each other in order to find the best possible solution to their problems in a satisfactory manner. Chris doesn't understand this, and arguably ''cannot'' understand this, given his severely stunted ability to understand that other people have thoughts and feelings that differ from his own. Being completely ego-centric, Chris believes that, in any exchange, both parties must share the same viewpoint: his. Chris can't stand any form of prolonged confrontation and quickly tires if his demands aren't met exactly as he has made them.

On numerous occasions, Chris has tried to negotiate either by making ridiculous demands or outright refusing to give anything up (or do anything at all for that matter). After he makes his case, his mind is "closed on the matter" and he is unwilling to budge. When further pressed, he often shuts down completely and walks away from the table, into the waiting arms of his [[PS3|hugbox]].

==Examples of Negotiation==

===Mary Lee Walsh===
One of the earliest examples of Chris's attempts at negotiations was after his expulsion from his [[PVCC|community college]]. In emails between [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and himself, Chris was unapologetic about an outburst that he had had in their previous meeting. Instead of apologizing, Chris offered to "never hang notes on the wall again", and "stopping my Silent Treatment" of Susan Hannifan, a PVCC Guidance Counselor. To further sweeten the deal, Chris offered to "knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points". Ignoring the horrible choice of words in regards to "knocking up" two of his female superiors, Chris believed that an imaginary measurement of his personal opinion was an [[Chris and his ego|extremely important]] bargaining chip. This is an example of how Chris behaves in negotiations where he wants something from another person - by offering minimal effort on his part, but expecting full returns from the other party.

===Miyamoto saga===
During the Nintendo saga, [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] stated that Chris must meet him at Nintendo's American headquarters in Redmond, Washington. Chris handled this by making a video where he pretended to come back from Redmond, when he actually never left the house. Chris demanded that the CEO of an international company come to HIS house and meet with him. When Chris was pressed as to why the meeting had to be at his house, Chris said that he had no money. When he was asked why he had no money, he said he had no job. When he was asked why he didn't have a job, Chris made various excuses and cited his very brief employment at [[Wendy's]]. He also insulted Miyamoto, asking him "Are you the "Mario" who Plays Fair, or the "Bowser/Koopa" who Cheats and Lies?" This sort of "pass the buck" attitude is very common when dealing with Chris. Nothing negative can ever be his fault.

===[[Audiobooks]]===
In [[2009]], Chris came into contact with [[Vivian Gee]], a white knight who eventually turned troll. Vivian was very helpful to Chris at first, but Chris refused to hear any of her input. As a result, their relationship soured, and Vivian started a popular Sonichu parody audio book that Chris despised. [[4 September 2009|Chris ranted and raved]], demanding that audio books be removed. They were not, but one month later, Chris quickly changed his tune. After taking out a [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] on the [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|NAME "Sonichu"]], Chris believed he now had magical copyright powers, and demanded that Vivian give him 25% of all the profits she'd made from the audiobooks (SPOILER ALERT: 25% of zero is zero). Suddenly, something that he had made death threats over, was not only welcome, but he was demanding to be part of it.

===Sweetheart sagas===
Whenever Chris wants to meet one of his "[[sweethearts]]" in real life, he usually wants them to come to him, no matter how difficult such a trip would be. He wanted [[PandaHalo]] to come to him despite her living in Australia. He wanted [[Julie]] to come to him even though she was supposedly a poor immigrant who couldn't afford a car or bus fare. He wanted [[Kacey]] to come to him even though she lived in the DC area, which is an hour or so from Ruckersville.

One of the most recent sweethearts, [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], was willing to have a relationship with Chris as long as he tried to become a better person. Instead of trying to put in a minimal amount of effort and try to better himself, he decided to end things.

During the Julie saga, Chris made a number of deals with Clyde Cash and The Miscreants, all of which he reneged on:

*In the first deal, Chris agreed to do a video where he came out of the closet in order to save Julie's life. In the [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_5th,_2009#Take_1|first take]], he called himself a "[[gaybian]]", which was done so that he could somehow say he was gay without actually calling himself gay. He did a [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_5th,_2009#Take_2|second take]] where he clearly stated that he was being forced to say he was gay. When he actually did call himself a homosexual, he mumbled it and stated he was "guhhhhh".

*The second deal was that Chris would clean his room in order to save Julie's life and that he would do a video in order to prove it was clean. In order to avoid actually having to clean his room, he merely pushed some of his stuff aside and filmed his floor for 30 seconds before he did his [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|Captain's Log]].

*The final deal resulted in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call. [[BlueSpike]], as both Julie and her kid brother Max, had gained access to Chris's [[PSN]] account. In the guise of Max, he offered Chris an ultimatum: The PSN and Yahoo accounts or Julie. In a conversation before the call, Chris told Max that he chose Julie, believing he would get everything. Right when "Max" put "Julie" on, Chris immediately asked "her" to get his PSN and Yahoo back. Failing that, he tried to guilt Max into giving it back to him. In the main call, Max gives Chris one last chance to change his choice. He sticks with Julie, despite the hold that his PSN account has over him. When Max threatened to sell his account on eBay, he revealed that he "made the right choice" and that he deserves his PSN.

===Chris, CWCipedia captain===
When he was given [[CWCipedia|his own wiki]] for free, he demanded complete executive control from day one. In Chris's mind this meant that every demand he made would be fulfilled by the staff, and that anything done without his permission would be removed immediately. He insisted on a gaudy background, and [[CWCipedia#Traitorous_mutiny|threatened to stop working]] whenever the [[Cogsdev|webmaster]] displeased him. Later, when [[Jack Thaddeus]] graciously paid for the CWCipedia's webspace with ads featuring homoerotic images, Chris went on a tirade. Chris immediately demanded that they be taken down, but refused to even consider paying for his own website. When removal failed, he said that he wanted them to be smaller, as if he had some say in how large advertisements were. Chris had no concept of how advertising worked, but merely assumed that he had the final say in everything.

Later, during the "popularity contest" between [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] and [[Asperchu]], he tried to make amends with [[Alec Benson Leary]] in an effort to remove Asperchu ads from the front page of the CWCipedia. However, instead of making reparations, Chris demanded that Alec tell his fans to go back to Sonichu. Chris, who was in no position to make requests, attached several "clauses" to his apologies. In fact, Chris's list of demands was larger than the apology they were bundled with. All of this came after Chris drew a comic where he broke into Alec's house, stole a dating game from his Xbox 360, blew up said Xbox, and freed a group of Rosechus that he implied were the victims of sexual abuse. After finally fulfilling most of Alec's requests in a substandard and slapdash manner, Chris killed him, his webmaster and two other comic artists in [[Sonichu 10]] as some sort of childish form of revenge.

===PlayStation 3===
Often, trolls will gain access to Chris's PSN, and make various demands. The most common of these demands is that he sell or throw out some of his beloved toys or games. Despite his claims that he plays with everything in his room, a quick glance at his PSN account shows otherwise. Most of his PSN activity is divided between [[LittleBigPlanet]], God of War 3 and [[ModNation Racers]], which leaves most of his [[List of Chris's games|vast collection of games]] untouched. Even though he doesn't use the majority of the toys and games he owns, he refuses to sell them. This refusal is usually followed up by him saying that he doesn't have the money to do something that would improve his life.

Between late [[August 2010]] and early [[September 2010]], Chris was met with the opportunity (not really) of gaining $9,001 in exchange for the [[The MovingForward videos|destruction of]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|his PS3]]. Needless to say, [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|it didn't go well]]. The bounty was only for trolls and was, in turn, fake. However, Chris tried to haggle (albeit ''very'' poorly) with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] to get something that never existed. The ultimate result of this was Chris [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|actually waiting for his money at the Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after being tricked into going there. After realizing he had been tricked, he ended by telling them to "go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], and then [[Rape]] yourselves with your own Damn [[Sex toys|Darth Maul Dual Light Saber]]."

==Chris's Tactics==
===Ignoring reality===
When Chris is faced with a task requiring any effort on his part, or involves something that does not benefit him, he completely ignores it. Chris automatically disregards anything that will not benefit him immediately, or almost immediately. The hardest part of negotiating with Chris, is that, if you make a demand that he does not agree to, he shuts down. Like a spoiled infant, Chris will not even deal with something that isn't self-serving and easy.

On the other hand, when you have something Chris wants, Chris will not give up until he has acquired it, on his own terms. When the road to a reward has a sign that bluntly says Chris is not eligible, he will attempt to get the reward anyway, or claim that the rules are discriminatory and unfair. Chris will pursue his goal thoughtlessly and simplemindedly, often ignoring even the idea that he might not get what he wants. In the process, he frequently acts as if he has some sort of leverage even in situations where this is manifestly not the case — he continually made demands of the CWCipedia's administrators, for instance, despite the fact that they had full control over the website and he had none.

===Altering reality===
In some instances (the rare ones that he actually does what he was instructed to), anything said or done he feels slandered his good name he will simply state are lies and instruct everyone to ignore them, then will [[Mailbag 2|close his mind]] on the subject. This is [[Chris|retarded]] for two reasons. By telling his "fans" to ignore the lies, he is alerting "fans" that are a little behind on what's happening with Chris of their existence, making more people see them than would have if he didn't acknowledge them. He is also showing he is clearly aware of their existence, and still insisting they are lies.

===Delays===
When Chris has to meet a requirement during a negotiation (ESPECIALLY deadlines), he will explain that he is "working on it". To Chris, saying this is an acceptable substitute for actual work, whether or not he is indeed "working on it". If, in his own good time, Chris feels inclined to fulfill the deal, he'll submit whenever he wants to, regardless of the original agreement, well after the deadline. If the agreement was that he would receive something for the "work" done, he will demand it unceasingly, despite not holding up his end of the deal in any way, shape, or form.

Even if Chris somehow agrees to a set of terms, he will try to get around them. If he agrees to give something up for someone, he will go behind that person's back in order to get it back so that he could have both. If he agrees to draw a comic, he will most likely do something easier, like make a video or write a blog entry, figuring that that counts as work. If he agrees to willingly slander himself (like calling himself gay, for instance), he'll either mumble it so that it's incomprehensible, or he'll hide his face.

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{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Chris and negotiation

2010-09-07T14:25:48Z

RobGoblin: /* Mary Lee Walsh */

When dealing with [[Chris]], trolls often experience a unique form of '''negotiation'''. Due to a severe sense of [[Chris and his Ego|entitlement]], a [[Barb|lifetime of coddling]] and [[autism|other factors beyond his control]], Christian Weston Chandler has no grasp of how to compromise, and often fails to understand what sort of bargaining position he's in.

Often, trolls blackmailing Chris will find him making demands of them, as if he were the one with leverage. Conversely, some have experienced the oddity of having Chris run away from a situation where he was purposely given the upper hand. When it comes to dealing with Chris directly, one can only expect that he will always take the path of least resistance, even if it doesn't benefit him.

[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|right|Chris waiting for his [[china]] to come to him]]
{{quote|[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!!]]| Christian Weston Chandler on everything and anything}}

==Concept of Compromise==
Negotiation is based on compromise. Both parties must work together and make concessions to each other in order to find the best possible solution to their problems in a satisfactory manner. Chris doesn't understand this, and arguably ''cannot'' understand this, given his severely stunted ability to understand that other people have thoughts and feelings that differ from his own. Being completely ego-centric, Chris believes that, in any exchange, both parties must share the same viewpoint: his. Chris can't stand any form of prolonged confrontation and quickly tires if his demands aren't met exactly as he has made them.

On numerous occasions, Chris has tried to negotiate either by making ridiculous demands or outright refusing to give anything up (or do anything at all for that matter). After he makes his case, his mind is "closed on the matter" and he is unwilling to budge. When further pressed, he often shuts down completely and walks away from the table, into the waiting arms of his [[PS3|hugbox]].

==Examples of Negotiation==

===Mary Lee Walsh===
One of the earliest examples of Chris's attempts at negotiations was after his expulsion from his [[PVCC|community college]]. In emails between [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and himself, Chris was unapologetic about an outburst that he had had in their previous meeting. Instead of apologizing, Chris offered to "never hang notes on the wall again", and "stopping my Silent Treatment" of Susan Hannifan, a PVCC Guidance Counselor. To further sweeten the deal, Chris offered to "knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points". Ignoring the horrible choice of words in regards to "knocking up" two of his female superiors, Chris believed that an imaginary measurement of his personal opinion was an [[Chris and his ego|extremely important]] bargaining chip. This is an example of how Chris behaves in negotiations where he wants something from another person - by offering minimal effort on his part, but expecting full returns from the other party.

===Miyamoto saga===
During the Nintendo saga, [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] stated that Chris must meet him at Nintendo's American headquarters in Redmond, Washington. Chris handled this by making a video where he pretended to come back from Redmond, when he actually never left the house. Chris demanded that the CEO of an international company come to HIS house and meet with him. When Chris was pressed as to why the meeting had to be at his house, Chris said that he had no money. When he was asked why he had no money, he said he had no job. When he was asked why he didn't have a job, Chris made various excuses and cited his very brief employment at [[Wendy's]]. He also insulted Miyamoto, asking him "Are you the "Mario" who Plays Fair, or the "Bowser/Koopa" who Cheats and Lies?" This sort of "pass the buck" attitude is very common when dealing with Chris. Nothing negative can ever be his fault.

===[[Audiobooks]]===
In [[2009]], Chris came into contact with [[Vivian Gee]], a white knight who eventually turned troll. Vivian was very helpful to Chris at first, but Chris refused to hear any of her input. As a result, their relationship soured, and Vivian started a popular Sonichu parody audio book that Chris despised. [[4 September 2009|Chris ranted and raved]], demanding that audio books be removed. They were not, but one month later, Chris quickly changed his tune. After taking out a [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] on the [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|NAME "Sonichu"]], Chris believed he now had magical copyright powers, and demanded that Vivian give him 25% of all the profits she'd made from the audiobooks (SPOILER ALERT: 25% of zero is zero). Suddenly, something that he had made death threats over, was not only welcome, but he was demanding to be part of it.

===Sweetheart sagas===
Whenever Chris wants to meet one of his "[[sweethearts]]" in real life, he usually wants them to come to him, no matter how difficult such a trip would be. He wanted [[PandaHalo]] to come to him despite her living in Australia. He wanted [[Julie]] to come to him even though she was supposedly a poor immigrant who couldn't afford a car or bus fare. He wanted [[Kacey]] to come to him even though she lived in the DC area, which is an hour or so from Ruckersville.

One of the most recent sweethearts, [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], was willing to have a relationship with Chris as long as he tried to become a better person. Instead of trying to put in a minimal amount of effort and try to better himself, he decided to end things.

During the Julie saga, Chris made a number of deals with Clyde Cash and The Miscreants, all of which he reneged on:

*In the first deal, Chris agreed to do a video where he came out of the closet in order to save Julie's life. In the [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_5th,_2009#Take_1|first take]], he called himself a "[[gaybian]]", which was done so that he could somehow say he was gay without actually calling himself gay. He did a [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_5th,_2009#Take_2|second take]] where he clearly stated that he was being forced to say he was gay. When he actually did call himself a homosexual, he mumbled it and stated he was "guhhhhh".

*The second deal was that Chris would clean his room in order to save Julie's life and that he would do a video in order to prove it was clean. In order to avoid actually having to clean his room, he merely pushed some of his stuff aside and filmed his floor for 30 seconds before he did his [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|Captain's Log]].

*The final deal resulted in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call. [[BlueSpike]], as both Julie and her kid brother Max, had gained access to Chris's [[PSN]] account. In the guise of Max, he offered Chris an ultimatum: The PSN and Yahoo accounts or Julie. In a conversation before the call, Chris told Max that he chose Julie, believing he would get everything. Right when "Max" put "Julie" on, Chris immediately asked "her" to get his PSN and Yahoo back. Failing that, he tried to guilt Max into giving it back to him. In the main call, Max gives Chris one last chance to change his choice. He sticks with Julie, despite the hold that his PSN account has over him. When Max threatened to sell his account on eBay, he revealed that he "made the right choice" and that he deserves his PSN.

===Chris, CWCipedia captain===
When he was given [[CWCipedia|his own wiki]] for free, he demanded complete executive control from day one. In Chris's mind this meant that every demand he made would be fulfilled by the staff, and that anything done without his permission would be removed immediately. He insisted on a gaudy background, and [[CWCipedia#Traitorous_mutiny|threatened to stop working]] whenever the [[Cogsdev|webmaster]] displeased him. Later, when [[Jack Thaddeus]] graciously paid for the CWCipedia's webspace with ads featuring homoerotic images, Chris went on a tirade. Chris immediately demanded that they be taken down, but refused to even consider paying for his own website. When removal failed, he said that he wanted them to be smaller, as if he had some say in how large advertisements were. Chris had no concept of how advertising worked, but merely assumed that he had the final say in everything.

Later, during the "popularity contest" between [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] and [[Asperchu]], he tried to make amends with [[Alec Benson Leary]] in an effort to remove Asperchu ads from the front page of the CWCipedia. However, instead of making reparations, Chris demanded that Alec tell his fans to go back to Sonichu. Chris, who was in no position to make requests, attached several "clauses" to his apologies. In fact, Chris's list of demands was larger than the apology they were bundled with. All of this came after Chris drew a comic where he broke into Alec's house, stole a dating game from his Xbox 360, blew up said Xbox, and freed a group of Rosechus that he implied were the victims of sexual abuse. After finally fulfilling most of Alec's requests in a substandard and slapdash manner, Chris killed him, his webmaster and two other comic artists in [[Sonichu 10]] as some sort of childish attempt at revenge.

===PlayStation 3===
Often, trolls will gain access to Chris's PSN, and make various demands. The most common of these demands is that he sell or throw out some of his beloved toys or games. Despite his claims that he plays with everything in his room, a quick glance at his PSN account shows otherwise. Most of his PSN activity is divided between [[LittleBigPlanet]], God of War 3 and [[ModNation Racers]], which leaves most of his [[List of Chris's games|vast collection of games]] untouched. Even though he doesn't use the majority of the toys and games he owns, he refuses to sell them. This refusal is usually followed up by him saying that he doesn't have the money to do something that would improve his life.

Between late [[August 2010]] and early [[September 2010]], Chris was met with the opportunity (not really) of gaining $9,001 in exchange for the [[The MovingForward videos|destruction of]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|his PS3]]. Needless to say, [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|it didn't go well]]. The bounty was only for trolls and was, in turn, fake. However, Chris tried to haggle (albeit ''very'' poorly) with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] to get something that never existed. The ultimate result of this was Chris [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|actually waiting for his money at the Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after being tricked into going there. After realizing he had been tricked, he ended by telling them to "go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], and then [[Rape]] yourselves with your own Damn [[Sex toys|Darth Maul Dual Light Saber]]."

==Chris's Tactics==
===Ignoring reality===
When Chris is faced with a task requiring any effort on his part, or involves something that does not benefit him, he completely ignores it. Chris automatically disregards anything that will not benefit him immediately, or almost immediately. The hardest part of negotiating with Chris, is that, if you make a demand that he does not agree to, he shuts down. Like a spoiled infant, Chris will not even deal with something that isn't self-serving and easy.

On the other hand, when you have something Chris wants, Chris will not give up until he has acquired it, on his own terms. When the road to a reward has a sign that bluntly says Chris is not eligible, he will attempt to get the reward anyway, or claim that the rules are discriminatory and unfair. Chris will pursue his goal thoughtlessly and simplemindedly, often ignoring even the idea that he might not get what he wants. In the process, he frequently acts as if he has some sort of leverage even in situations where this is manifestly not the case — he continually made demands of the CWCipedia's administrators, for instance, despite the fact that they had full control over the website and he had none.

===Altering reality===
In some instances (the rare ones that he actually does what he was instructed to), anything said or done he feels slandered his good name he will simply state are lies and instruct everyone to ignore them, then will [[Mailbag 2|close his mind]] on the subject. This is [[Chris|retarded]] for two reasons. By telling his "fans" to ignore the lies, he is alerting "fans" that are a little behind on what's happening with Chris of their existence, making more people see them than would have if he didn't acknowledge them. He is also showing he is clearly aware of their existence, and still insisting they are lies.

===Delays===
When Chris has to meet a requirement during a negotiation (ESPECIALLY deadlines), he will explain that he is "working on it". To Chris, saying this is an acceptable substitute for actual work, whether or not he is indeed "working on it". If, in his own good time, Chris feels inclined to fulfill the deal, he'll submit whenever he wants to, regardless of the original agreement, well after the deadline. If the agreement was that he would receive something for the "work" done, he will demand it unceasingly, despite not holding up his end of the deal in any way, shape, or form.

Even if Chris somehow agrees to a set of terms, he will try to get around them. If he agrees to give something up for someone, he will go behind that person's back in order to get it back so that he could have both. If he agrees to draw a comic, he will most likely do something easier, like make a video or write a blog entry, figuring that that counts as work. If he agrees to willingly slander himself (like calling himself gay, for instance), he'll either mumble it so that it's incomprehensible, or he'll hide his face.

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{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Chris and negotiation

2010-09-07T14:23:45Z

RobGoblin: /* Concept of Compromise */

When dealing with [[Chris]], trolls often experience a unique form of '''negotiation'''. Due to a severe sense of [[Chris and his Ego|entitlement]], a [[Barb|lifetime of coddling]] and [[autism|other factors beyond his control]], Christian Weston Chandler has no grasp of how to compromise, and often fails to understand what sort of bargaining position he's in.

Often, trolls blackmailing Chris will find him making demands of them, as if he were the one with leverage. Conversely, some have experienced the oddity of having Chris run away from a situation where he was purposely given the upper hand. When it comes to dealing with Chris directly, one can only expect that he will always take the path of least resistance, even if it doesn't benefit him.

[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|right|Chris waiting for his [[china]] to come to him]]
{{quote|[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!!]]| Christian Weston Chandler on everything and anything}}

==Concept of Compromise==
Negotiation is based on compromise. Both parties must work together and make concessions to each other in order to find the best possible solution to their problems in a satisfactory manner. Chris doesn't understand this, and arguably ''cannot'' understand this, given his severely stunted ability to understand that other people have thoughts and feelings that differ from his own. Being completely ego-centric, Chris believes that, in any exchange, both parties must share the same viewpoint: his. Chris can't stand any form of prolonged confrontation and quickly tires if his demands aren't met exactly as he has made them.

On numerous occasions, Chris has tried to negotiate either by making ridiculous demands or outright refusing to give anything up (or do anything at all for that matter). After he makes his case, his mind is "closed on the matter" and he is unwilling to budge. When further pressed, he often shuts down completely and walks away from the table, into the waiting arms of his [[PS3|hugbox]].

==Examples of Negotiation==

===Mary Lee Walsh===
One of the earliest examples of Chris's attempts at negotiations was after his expulsion from his [[PVCC|community college]]. In emails between [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and himself, Chris was unapologetic about an outburst that he had had in their previous meeting. Instead of apologizing, Chris offered to "never hang notes on the wall again", and "stopping my Silent Treatment" of Susan Hannifan, a PVCC Guidance Counselor. To further sweeten the deal, Chris offered to "knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points". Ingoring the horrible choice of words in regards to "knocking up" two of his female superiors, Chris believed that an imaginary measurement of his personal opinion was an [[Chris and his ego|extremely important]] bargaining chip. This is an example of how Chris behaves in negotiations where he wants something from the other party, by offering minimal effort on his part, but expecting full returns on the other party.

===Miyamoto saga===
During the Nintendo saga, [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] stated that Chris must meet him at Nintendo's American headquarters in Redmond, Washington. Chris handled this by making a video where he pretended to come back from Redmond, when he actually never left the house. Chris demanded that the CEO of an international company come to HIS house and meet with him. When Chris was pressed as to why the meeting had to be at his house, Chris said that he had no money. When he was asked why he had no money, he said he had no job. When he was asked why he didn't have a job, Chris made various excuses and cited his very brief employment at [[Wendy's]]. He also insulted Miyamoto, asking him "Are you the "Mario" who Plays Fair, or the "Bowser/Koopa" who Cheats and Lies?" This sort of "pass the buck" attitude is very common when dealing with Chris. Nothing negative can ever be his fault.

===[[Audiobooks]]===
In [[2009]], Chris came into contact with [[Vivian Gee]], a white knight who eventually turned troll. Vivian was very helpful to Chris at first, but Chris refused to hear any of her input. As a result, their relationship soured, and Vivian started a popular Sonichu parody audio book that Chris despised. [[4 September 2009|Chris ranted and raved]], demanding that audio books be removed. They were not, but one month later, Chris quickly changed his tune. After taking out a [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] on the [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|NAME "Sonichu"]], Chris believed he now had magical copyright powers, and demanded that Vivian give him 25% of all the profits she'd made from the audiobooks (SPOILER ALERT: 25% of zero is zero). Suddenly, something that he had made death threats over, was not only welcome, but he was demanding to be part of it.

===Sweetheart sagas===
Whenever Chris wants to meet one of his "[[sweethearts]]" in real life, he usually wants them to come to him, no matter how difficult such a trip would be. He wanted [[PandaHalo]] to come to him despite her living in Australia. He wanted [[Julie]] to come to him even though she was supposedly a poor immigrant who couldn't afford a car or bus fare. He wanted [[Kacey]] to come to him even though she lived in the DC area, which is an hour or so from Ruckersville.

One of the most recent sweethearts, [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], was willing to have a relationship with Chris as long as he tried to become a better person. Instead of trying to put in a minimal amount of effort and try to better himself, he decided to end things.

During the Julie saga, Chris made a number of deals with Clyde Cash and The Miscreants, all of which he reneged on:

*In the first deal, Chris agreed to do a video where he came out of the closet in order to save Julie's life. In the [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_5th,_2009#Take_1|first take]], he called himself a "[[gaybian]]", which was done so that he could somehow say he was gay without actually calling himself gay. He did a [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_5th,_2009#Take_2|second take]] where he clearly stated that he was being forced to say he was gay. When he actually did call himself a homosexual, he mumbled it and stated he was "guhhhhh".

*The second deal was that Chris would clean his room in order to save Julie's life and that he would do a video in order to prove it was clean. In order to avoid actually having to clean his room, he merely pushed some of his stuff aside and filmed his floor for 30 seconds before he did his [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|Captain's Log]].

*The final deal resulted in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call. [[BlueSpike]], as both Julie and her kid brother Max, had gained access to Chris's [[PSN]] account. In the guise of Max, he offered Chris an ultimatum: The PSN and Yahoo accounts or Julie. In a conversation before the call, Chris told Max that he chose Julie, believing he would get everything. Right when "Max" put "Julie" on, Chris immediately asked "her" to get his PSN and Yahoo back. Failing that, he tried to guilt Max into giving it back to him. In the main call, Max gives Chris one last chance to change his choice. He sticks with Julie, despite the hold that his PSN account has over him. When Max threatened to sell his account on eBay, he revealed that he "made the right choice" and that he deserves his PSN.

===Chris, CWCipedia captain===
When he was given [[CWCipedia|his own wiki]] for free, he demanded complete executive control from day one. In Chris's mind this meant that every demand he made would be fulfilled by the staff, and that anything done without his permission would be removed immediately. He insisted on a gaudy background, and [[CWCipedia#Traitorous_mutiny|threatened to stop working]] whenever the [[Cogsdev|webmaster]] displeased him. Later, when [[Jack Thaddeus]] graciously paid for the CWCipedia's webspace with ads featuring homoerotic images, Chris went on a tirade. Chris immediately demanded that they be taken down, but refused to even consider paying for his own website. When removal failed, he said that he wanted them to be smaller, as if he had some say in how large advertisements were. Chris had no concept of how advertising worked, but merely assumed that he had the final say in everything.

Later, during the "popularity contest" between [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] and [[Asperchu]], he tried to make amends with [[Alec Benson Leary]] in an effort to remove Asperchu ads from the front page of the CWCipedia. However, instead of making reparations, Chris demanded that Alec tell his fans to go back to Sonichu. Chris, who was in no position to make requests, attached several "clauses" to his apologies. In fact, Chris's list of demands was larger than the apology they were bundled with. All of this came after Chris drew a comic where he broke into Alec's house, stole a dating game from his Xbox 360, blew up said Xbox, and freed a group of Rosechus that he implied were the victims of sexual abuse. After finally fulfilling most of Alec's requests in a substandard and slapdash manner, Chris killed him, his webmaster and two other comic artists in [[Sonichu 10]] as some sort of childish attempt at revenge.

===PlayStation 3===
Often, trolls will gain access to Chris's PSN, and make various demands. The most common of these demands is that he sell or throw out some of his beloved toys or games. Despite his claims that he plays with everything in his room, a quick glance at his PSN account shows otherwise. Most of his PSN activity is divided between [[LittleBigPlanet]], God of War 3 and [[ModNation Racers]], which leaves most of his [[List of Chris's games|vast collection of games]] untouched. Even though he doesn't use the majority of the toys and games he owns, he refuses to sell them. This refusal is usually followed up by him saying that he doesn't have the money to do something that would improve his life.

Between late [[August 2010]] and early [[September 2010]], Chris was met with the opportunity (not really) of gaining $9,001 in exchange for the [[The MovingForward videos|destruction of]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|his PS3]]. Needless to say, [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|it didn't go well]]. The bounty was only for trolls and was, in turn, fake. However, Chris tried to haggle (albeit ''very'' poorly) with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] to get something that never existed. The ultimate result of this was Chris [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|actually waiting for his money at the Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after being tricked into going there. After realizing he had been tricked, he ended by telling them to "go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], and then [[Rape]] yourselves with your own Damn [[Sex toys|Darth Maul Dual Light Saber]]."

==Chris's Tactics==
===Ignoring reality===
When Chris is faced with a task requiring any effort on his part, or involves something that does not benefit him, he completely ignores it. Chris automatically disregards anything that will not benefit him immediately, or almost immediately. The hardest part of negotiating with Chris, is that, if you make a demand that he does not agree to, he shuts down. Like a spoiled infant, Chris will not even deal with something that isn't self-serving and easy.

On the other hand, when you have something Chris wants, Chris will not give up until he has acquired it, on his own terms. When the road to a reward has a sign that bluntly says Chris is not eligible, he will attempt to get the reward anyway, or claim that the rules are discriminatory and unfair. Chris will pursue his goal thoughtlessly and simplemindedly, often ignoring even the idea that he might not get what he wants. In the process, he frequently acts as if he has some sort of leverage even in situations where this is manifestly not the case — he continually made demands of the CWCipedia's administrators, for instance, despite the fact that they had full control over the website and he had none.

===Altering reality===
In some instances (the rare ones that he actually does what he was instructed to), anything said or done he feels slandered his good name he will simply state are lies and instruct everyone to ignore them, then will [[Mailbag 2|close his mind]] on the subject. This is [[Chris|retarded]] for two reasons. By telling his "fans" to ignore the lies, he is alerting "fans" that are a little behind on what's happening with Chris of their existence, making more people see them than would have if he didn't acknowledge them. He is also showing he is clearly aware of their existence, and still insisting they are lies.

===Delays===
When Chris has to meet a requirement during a negotiation (ESPECIALLY deadlines), he will explain that he is "working on it". To Chris, saying this is an acceptable substitute for actual work, whether or not he is indeed "working on it". If, in his own good time, Chris feels inclined to fulfill the deal, he'll submit whenever he wants to, regardless of the original agreement, well after the deadline. If the agreement was that he would receive something for the "work" done, he will demand it unceasingly, despite not holding up his end of the deal in any way, shape, or form.

Even if Chris somehow agrees to a set of terms, he will try to get around them. If he agrees to give something up for someone, he will go behind that person's back in order to get it back so that he could have both. If he agrees to draw a comic, he will most likely do something easier, like make a video or write a blog entry, figuring that that counts as work. If he agrees to willingly slander himself (like calling himself gay, for instance), he'll either mumble it so that it's incomprehensible, or he'll hide his face.

{{incomplete}}
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Chris and remorse

2010-09-07T14:18:56Z

RobGoblin: /* Retraction */

Every so often, one of the horrendous things [[Chris]] continually does catches up with him, and he is forced to apologize. These apologies, like most of the other times Chris [[Autism|tries to come off as emotional]], often feel very forced and insincere, leading many [[trolls]] to wonder if Chris is even capable of feeling '''remorse'''.

It's not out of the question. A common trait of [[autism]] is a lack of empathy, meaning it's likely that Chris has a difficult time trying to understand what other people feel. Just as time and time again he's shown himself unable to understand others' feelings of [[Chris and death|loss or sadness]], he seems equally incapable of understanding how his actions could possibly hurt or anger others. When he is expected to show remorse, it often seems as though he is just going through the motions, making the absolute minimum effort to get whoever he has upset to stop pestering him, so he can go back to his oblivious existence playing [[PS3]].

==Concept of Wrongdoing==

Developing an understanding of right and wrong is an important part of a child's development. Very young children don't actually take into consideration what is ethically the right or wrong thing to do. They base their actions on whether they are punished and rewarded, before they eventually internalize a consistent value system and learn to police their own behavior. Chris seems to be stuck in the earlier, childlike state. If something makes him feel bad, or if experience tells him he'll get in trouble for doing something, it must be wrong. If it makes him feel good, or looks like it could have potential rewards, it must be right. Other considerations, such as what his [[Chris and religion|supposed faith]] prescribes or how this will affect [[Megan|other]] [[The Wallflower|people]], simply do not rank.

An excellent example would be how Chris managed to destroy his relationship with [[Megan]]. Chris was at war with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], who were, among other things, calling him [[gay]]. In an attempt to disprove their allegations, Chris uploaded [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a certain image]] to the website, apparently under the belief that that sort of information overload would get them to shut up. When the denizens of ED assumed the image was of Crystal, Chris was quick to correct them. At no point did he even consider Megan's feelings. When she [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|called him out]], Chris didn't realize he had done anything wrong, and assumed she was upset simply because she didn't watch enough [[Chris and sex|porn]].

{{Quote|I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of [[Chris and English|outtercourse]] (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry.|Chris, [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|not getting it at all]].}}

As such, Chris isn't really capable of remorse or a sincere apology. The natural precursor to an apology is the internal realization that one has done something wrong, a realization that Chris's childish, self-centered mindset will not allow him to reach. In his mind, he's done something "wrong" only when the people around him react negatively. Furthermore, as a rule, he assumes that their reaction is just the result of some misunderstanding, reasoning that if he was just given the chance to explain what he was trying to accomplish, they would understand, and all would be forgiven.

==Motivation to apologize==
[[Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|thumb|I'm sorry, now give me money.]]
As explained above, Chris's logic when it comes to matters of right and wrong is almost wholly reactionary. His rationale for apologizing follows the same pattern. He issues them only when made fully aware that he won't get what he wants unless he at least tries to appear genuinely remorseful.

Every apology Chris has ever made can be immediately connected to something Chris wants, and thinks he'll get if he says the magic words "I'm sorry". We almost never have to guess what that thing might be, he almost always mentions his desired goal in the same paragraph, sometimes even in the next sentence.
{{Quote|I wish to apologize to Michael Schneider for that mistake I made over nine months ago that got me kicked out of The GAMe PLACe... I miss my Friday nights over there… and also... y’all are the only place in town that has, uh, Eye of Judgment cards.|Chris, [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apologizing in order to buy stuff]].}}
{{Quote|I apologize for the past unformalities[sic] and emotional outbursts in past communications... I ask for 25% of all money... you have and will have made from all [the [[audiobooks]]] you have put together and sold.|Chris, apologizing for sending [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] a fucking [[Death threats|death threat]].}}
[[File:154-ApologyLetter.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
Because Chris's apologies spring from this simplistic cause-and-effect mentality, things tend to get interesting when whoever he's issuing them to tells him that all is not well, and that he is not forgiven. In [[I_am_Alive|one notable case]], he admitted to ungentlemanly conduct regarding his feud with [[Asperchu]]. It was a fairly obvious attempt to get [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia_Advertisements|certain ads removed from the CWCipedia]], but, notably, he announced his intention to kill off the character of [[Simonla]], in accordance with [[Evan| her creator's]] wishes. He didn't act quickly enough, and CWCipedia was taken down from the web altogether. Although his anger was understandable, Chris revealed in [[9_February_2010| his next video]] that he had never intended to kill Simonla in the first place, and that the apology was not true and honest. We had all suspected, but it's nice to get confirmation once in a while. After CWCipedia returned, he did indeed kill Simonla, but only under pressure, and in the most contrived, dull, yet very lulzy way possible.

The one apology that arguably highlights Chris's insincerity the most is his in-comic apology to the Asperpedia Four, which takes place ''while [[Chris_and_hypocrisy#.22I_would_have_them_ESS-acuted.21.22_.E2.80.94_Capital_Punishment|condemning them to death]]''. The cognitive dissonance this creates would be overwhelming to any sane person, but [[Autism|for some reason]], Chris thought that this ludicrous non-apology apology was both okay and that the recipients would accept it as genuine.

This can also be seen in Chris's misadventures with [[The Wallflower]]. When the shit hit the fan and she cut off all ties with him, he made his usual [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pathetic display of sorrow]], making it very clear in the process that he only wanted her for [[sex]]. When his apology failed to work as planned, Chris became very angry and spiteful, and started [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|demanding that she apologize for hurting ''his'' feelings]].
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==Common traits of a CWC apology==

===Explanation===
One recurring element in Chris's admissions of guilt is an explanation of why he did whatever he's apologizing for. The way these speeches are worded often indicates that Chris believes that if we just understood his intentions, we would all agree with him, and that nobody would be offended.

A famous example appears in the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]] video. Chris explains that yes, he videotaped himself performing a selection of disturbing sex acts, but it was all for his sweetheart [[Ivy]], and this evidently renders his actions understandable and acceptable. Supposedly speaking to a young child who was shocked by his behavior, he tells her that his behavior was perfectly reasonable because he is both adult and human. This combination of warped logic and an even more warped world-view was a crucial component of his breakthrough to mainstream infamy.

Another good example would be the time he [[Twin Falling Towers|used the worst terrorist attack in American history for an exceedingly bad joke]]. After learning that [[Kacey]] came from a military family, Chris did what was expected of him and made a [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|public apology]]. However, he was more concerned with continuing to slander [[Clyde Cash]] and assuring us he was a good American (although he didn't know the words to his own national anthem)<ref>[[Mumble 7#summary|Mumble Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref> than with actually expressing remorse and making an attempt at recompense.
[[Image:SnuffOutClyde.jpg|thumb|This looks like a good idea.]]
{{Quote|The joke was mainly directed to how WEAK Clyde Cash was only, I had no idea or intention of offending anyone, other than Clyde, on such a massive world-wide level.|[[Apology_for_9/11_Joke#Apology_image_text|Chris's written apology]].}}

Within the same video, he changed the photoshop he'd done of the World Trade Center towers into birthday candles. That he saw no problem in presenting an image of the two buildings on fire and repeatedly calling them weak while he asserted that he was a good American proves that he [[Fail|completely missed the point]] of what he was supposed to be apologizing for. He was far more concerned with sullying Clyde's name than with any blowback or offense his comments might have caused.

===Rationalization===

Chris is incredibly self-righteous. In his mind he is the only decent man left in the world, and everybody else is an evil [[JERKS|jerk]]. This mindset gives Chris all the justification he needs to mistreat others, because as far as he's concerned they're all the bad guys, standing in the way of his [[Love Quest|heroic quest]].

This "everything I do is right" mindset shows through when he is forced to talk about his prior transgressions. Chris might offer a half-assed apology, simply to conform to the wishes of whoever he's talking to, but it will often be accompanied with a long explanation as to why he ''had'' to do it.

{{Quote|I was wrong... I pretended to be him yet he was the liar. I'm the real deal... So on that one part I was wrong for the right reasons.|Chris, [[I Love You Kacey|almost admitting wrongdoing]].}}

He exhibited this self-righteous attitude many times in the [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] saga: because he is the TRUE and HONEST Christian, this gave him the right to [[For Kacey from CWC|attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend by]] [[Kacey Phone Call|pretending to be him]], and then [[SHE IS MINE NOW|gloat about it once he apparently achieved his aim]]. Once again, Chris saw no wrong in this. Since Liquid wronged him by trolling him in the first place, anything he did in response was entirely justified.

==Retraction==

Chris, believing that his actions are always right, nearly always has to be pressured into making any form of apology at all. Most, if not all, of his apology messages are motivated by the people he [[Fuck Quest|physically desires]] (be they obvious troll or otherwise) or [[Asperchu|desires to appease]], rather than the public outcry he causes, and certainly not by any true sense of guilt. A retraction of an apology is just as hollow as the apology itself, in that Chris is quite happy to lie to [[Chris and his ego|save face]] or gain [[china|something he wants]]. For instance, Chris '''finally''' [[02_March_2010|'sincerely' apologized to Alec and Mao]] for his actions to them on 2 March 2010. However, only a month later, on 8 April, he was talking to [[Jackie_e-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents|Jackie]] and, in an attempt to gain sympathy from her, claimed that Alec was "trying to one-up [him] for months now".

When trolls hacked his PSN accounts, Chris made [[A_near_public_apology|a near public apology]]. A blatant attempt to get his PSN account back, the apology was, of course, chock full of lies and insincerity.

One of his favorite ways to smite his [[Clyde Cash|invisible internet enemies]] and [[jerkop|real-life foes alike]] is to lay a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] upon them; thinking that he has powers akin to something more along the lines of Wicca, Voodoo, or Goku from [[Things Chris has ripped off|DBZ]] than with the [[Chris and religion|Christianity]] he practices. He only issued the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]] after [[Kacey|his latest e-girlfriend]] told him that he shouldn't have used the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha in the first place..

Considering that he [[Surfshack_Tito_(video)|quickly returned]] to his ways of cursing, [[Don't_Mess_With_Me|threatening]], and [[Chris_Drops_the_N-Bomb|insulting]] his enemies, the sentiment obviously didn't stick.

==Shifting blame==

When Chris isn't trying to justify the trouble he causes, he usually resorts to blaming others. The most famous example is him blaming [[ED]] for the end of his friendship with [[Megan]], even though it was because of a picture he himself thought up, drew, and then uploaded to his [[ED|article]]. Chris had it literally screamed at him in [[Mumble 3]], but then, as now, he still doesn't know the true reason. The best anyone has ever been able to extract from Chris is that he came on too strong. While technically true, this is a vast understatement which fails to capture the massive amount of fault which lies with Chris (that is to say, all of it).

====The Wallflower====

Chris went to great lengths to keep the knowledge of [[The Wallflower]] away from the slanderous trolls of the Internet. However, he foolishly credited her by her screen name during one of his sycophantic Little Big Planet levels and the trolls used that to find her Facebook page... which then lead to a massive dump of info about her on the CWCki. When she was later linked to said CWCki, and horrified at the amount of information available about her, she requested that the CWCki admins remove the information since she really had very little to do with Chris and didn't deserve such a descriptive page about her. ''(Note: naturally, since her request seemed reasonable, the CWCki admins complied and replaced all references to her with a pseudonym.)''

Frightened and disgusted by what she had found, [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!|she broke off all contact with Chris]], including even casual association. She also clarified to the CWCki admins that they had never dated, never had any kind of relationship beyond casual association, and before her introduction to the CWCki she really didn't know much about him at all. Chris, however, [[Chris and reality|not to be deterred]], proclaimed many times that they had [[Damien_Antaria_(CWCipedia_page)#What_had_happened|been on several dates]], and [[Damien_Antaria_(CWCipedia_page)#What_had_happened|"Shared DNA"]], along with enjoying a kiss and massage. Since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (the Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). Naturally... [[Jackie e-mails_Part_2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie.27s_Questionaire_1|Chris had either momentarily forgotten that he had never been kissed]], something that would have been a monumental occasion in his life, lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed, or lied to Jackie about ''not'' being kissed (though that is very unlikely). Either way, he still lied about the kiss, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).

With ALL the above in mind... in the month following their "breakup", Chris would go on to blame The Wallflower for [[Damien_Antaria_(CWCipedia_page)#The_Breakup|having an internet presence at all]]. In Chris's warped view of things, the reason that she broke up with him was because, by allowing herself to have a Facebook page and other information, ''she enabled herself to suffer because of Chris's actions''. Chris mentioned that he was ready to accept an apology ''from her'' at their social group meeting, when the reality was he should have been the one offering most sincere groveling for allowing his reprehensible behavior to be [[CWCki|published]].

====Forgetting====

Aside from directly shifting the blame by [[list of Chris's lies|lying]], Chris has been frequently known to 'forget' important, critical details of his life, typically ones that make him look bad. When [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] was flirting with him by e-mails and found out about the CWCki, she asked Chris about cheating on [[Ivy]] with [[Vanessa]], the full details of which are documented right [[Ivy|here]]. Chris, of course, claimed flat out that the whole thing was a troll deception and that Jackie shouldn't believe it. When Jackie informed Chris she found a video of him admitting it and confessing, Chris claimed he [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_3#Chris "Forgot" He Cheated On Ivy|"forgot" this "portion"]].

On [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_27th,_2008|October 27th in 2008]], Chris nervously announced he had found his one true sweetheart; [[Chloe]]. Many things immediately leapt out at the trolls as being lies, including his previous announcements on an [[Chris%27s_Sonichu_IRC_Chloe_Introduction|IRC chat]]. Due to Chris's unreliable short-term memory and inaction on the part of [[trolls]], after the 27 October video Chloe was never mentioned again in a video by Chris. A little more than a year later, in [[Mailbag 13]], rather than simply admit he was lying, Chris claimed "I currently have no recollection of a Chloe", even though she was supposedly the woman he had his first real kiss with.

In [[Mumble 6#On The Trans-gender Community|Mumble 6]], the troll army called out Chris on his statements regarding transgendered women. Chris claims that he forgot his previous statement, which may or may not be completely honest. In any event, Chris has discovered that (real or otherwise) a faulty memory is a socially acceptable way to dodge probing questions about ones past lies.

== Index of Chris's apologies ==

Below is an abridged list of Chris's various apologies for his many, many misdeeds. Small apologies may have been missed here and there, but these are the big ones.

*When Megan [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|called Chris out on his reprehensible actions]] regarding the porn he drew of her, he first [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris apologizes for something, what could it be?|copy-pasted "Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you."]] fifteen times in an e-mail to her, then [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|went into detail about how a handjob works]], figuring that [[virgin with rage|sexual frustration]] and [[naive|ignorance]] were the root causes of her [[chris and anger|anger]]. Projecting, much?
*After Chris was banned from [[The Game Place]], he tried several times to get unbanned. The first was [[Apology_to_Game_%26_Hobby_Place|a video where Chris apologies just so he can buy more junk]]. The [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|second]] was where he prepared a script, stashed a camera in his pocket, then walked into The Game Place to confront [[Michael Snyder]], claiming he had changed and apologizing for his actions. After Michael flatly refused to listen and called the cops, Chris berated him on religious grounds then called him a Jew.
*After threatening [[Vivian]]'s life when she made better [[audiobooks]] than he did, Chris apologized to her... then made a demand for a cut of her "profits", the two sentences separated by only a single dot.
*In [[I am Alive]], Chris apologizes for his ungentlemanly conduct in regard to Asperchu. This was a transparent attempt to get the [[homo]] ads removed from the [[CWCipedia]] and his behavior [[9_February_2010|subsequent]] to this apology proved he meant nothing he said in the video.
*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris apologized to the Asperchu Four ''while simultaneously having them brutally executed'', including having one of them killed by a [[Sandy|toddler]].
*After [[April 16 Fetish Vids|filming himself performing sex acts for Ivy]], Chris [[Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009|apologized for his actions]] but structured his apology to state that his behavior was, in fact, completely normal and that [[Ching Chong]] shouldn't feel bad for watching it.
*In [[Matthew_5_27,_CWC_Confessions]], Chris apologized for cheating on [[Ivy]].
*After [[Twin_Falling_Towers|mocking the worst act of domestic terrorism]] in United States history, Chris made a subsequent [[Apology_for_9/11_Joke|apology video]]... which featured the Twin Towers as candles on a birthday cake, complete with multiple gouts of flame flying from the top.
*When [[Kacey]] discovered Chris had pretended to be the [[Liquid Chris|other, better Chris]] in order to get a travel visa to [[China]], Chris apologized by way of his video [[I_Love_You_Kacey|"I Love You Kacey"]], where he claimed he "...was wrong for the right reasons."
*Chris '''finally''' [[02_March_2010|'sincerely' apologized to Alec and Mao]] for his actions to them on the 2nd of March. However, only a month later on the 8th of April he was talking to [[Jackie_e-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents|Jackie]] and, in an attempt to gain sympathy from her, claimed that Alec was "trying to one-up [him] for months now".

==Sauces==
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{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

User talk:Canine

2010-09-07T14:09:15Z

RobGoblin: /* I been personally hired by Chris */

==what==
*** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)
!!! You have been kicked from #sonichu
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)

Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

*Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==IM==

I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on. Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance? This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

== I been personally hired by Chris ==

To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-24T23:07:53Z

RobGoblin: /* New to the cwcki */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I still have to ask why you answered an ad placed by guy dressed like Ash Ketchum. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 17:04, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*he's on to me --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you are awesome.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** Here ya go [[Image:CWC collage.jpg|thumb|Every Chris is different, no two self portraits are the same.]] if you want you can rework the image abit.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 01:32, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
***Jesus christ. you'd expect that at some point he would get used and keep a design, but this cements it that chris is uncapable of improvement.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:45, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Jesus fucking Christ, that's some mighty fine work. I mean, damn, you spent all the time. I'll figure out some way to acknowledge it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Thanks.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 19:34, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Supposed samefag here. I'm just deeply embedded in the Pokemon TCG scene. When I saw the thread I got really excited since someone still playing the game there had (or claimed to have) interacted with Chris. Posted PMs exchanged @Pokegym.net/forums in #sonichu via screencap. (Links here: [http://tinypic.com/r/10wv2w7/6 1] [http://tinypic.com/r/29kweg3/6 2] [http://tinypic.com/r/2q1cmkp/6 3] [http://tinypic.com/r/2hcqkah/6 4] [http://tinypic.com/r/vg5r8x/6 5] [http://tinypic.com/r/2r6ebk3/6 6]) The only thing that I couldn't find was his real name. Usually it's on the Organized Play website but The Game Place's page doesn't have a contact name (Neither did the "Virginia Pokemon" website, and the few people I know who play in VA didn't know either.) A quick google search got me a post on the Gym by user PokeMedic who said they'd recently taken over as League Leader at the Charlottesville location. I've had an account there for years, PM'd the person expecting no response. Surprisingly I received confirmation. The way our conversation panned out, he appears to be legit, or at the very least the current League Leader at the Game Place. Hopefully Mimms or Lucas can provide a name. [[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 06:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**PokeMedic? As in, Medic the mod on /cwc/? Now that would make me lol if he's behind this trolling effort. I'm suspicious that Paulo's original post in the thread implies that he first heard about cwcki and /cwc/ and only recently read the ED article, even though he's been in on the Chris-GamePlace saga since "day one." Wut? [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Adblock Plus, dude. Find the image, filter, seizure over. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Totally not a troll. I was hoping to get my feet wet in this because Mike really wanted to get in on this but can't commit to it. Mimms will confirm, but he's not going to say nice things about me and likewise. --Gamer Paulo 06:38, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Troll or not, his take on Megan is one that I'm sure myself and a lot of others have suspected is closer to the truth for a long time. This isn't some teen movie where the shy, friendly girl is spit on by the blonde cheerleader clique for no reason. In the real world, if you don't have friends there is probably a good reason for it, and we know that Megan really didn't have any. She's also a Nazi fetishist in her twenties that still plays Pokemon, traces Sonic recolors and Sailor Moons, and uses a retard for material gain, these are all known facts. I find it hard to buy that she was just some innocent demure flower ruined by Chris's actions (which is not to say Chris would not have been perfectly capable of doing so if it was in fact the case) [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*(Stress sighs) Since /cwc/ is in seizure mode, somebody requested that I upload a screencap of the thread. Here ya go. [http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00599092886322880810]--[[User:Inetlumberjack|Inetlumberjack]] 07:08, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**I'm pretty sure that the seizure background is to make sure "you-know-who" doesn't read it. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 07:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**He's forgotten it exists and doesn't check the community portal, don't worry too much. Plus, PARTY HARD mode will rape his eyes if he got uncomfortable just looking at a red-black gradient.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
* I can't keep out of my head the possibility that the new source is a troll. Nevertheless, it still adds a piece to the mosaic of the Game Place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
Well, It looks like there might be some truth to this after all... According to Lucas, he knows who it is. Taking in all these facts, perhaps this person is indeed Eric: in The Lucas & Mimms Q&A, they said Chris picked on a kid who took over Chris's role as gym leader a few times. Just a guess, but that's who it might be if this isn't a troll [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:49, 19 May 2010 (EST)
* That is my name, but the other stuff about me isn't accurate. As far as Chris goes, he never picked on me and I didn't really do anything with Chris except play one game of Pokemon with him. Everything else we heard and saw was through observation. Mike and I wanted to put ourselves out here to maybe get in on some FAing since we're tired of how persistent he is in trying to get back into the store and how his actions keep affecting business. While I was in the store today talking to everyone and showing them the comments that were made on /cwc/ we had a riot. We then got a phone call from the owner this afternoon who just seems to have found out about everything from another employee who saw what was going on yesterday on /cwc/. He thought it was a riot but since he's now aware we need to stop what we were hoping to get accomplished since it might make us look like instigators. From the looks of it though we weren't really going get anywhere. --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 17:30, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it might not have been such a great idea for you go on /cwc/ and out the owner as a registered sex offender. Some people are so touchy. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 19:03, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

regards putting stuff on cwcki, only use information they agree on. so, nothing about mimms begging chris, nothing about megan and nothing about paulo being a furry. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I assume this means that the post Lucas made on PVCC is mostly valid(by "mostly" I mean the part about Megan, which is debatable).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:44, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
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! Lucas post on PVCC - Wednesday, May 19th, 2010, 8:42 PM
|-
|Okay

that's what I should've done in the first place, my bad, I was kind of peeved and it got the better of me

-he's a real guy

-what he said about barb the day chris was banned is more than likely true

-I want to say chris trying to segregate the kids never happened. That's a pretty big deal and I'd imagine if he did do that he would have been booted instantly. You guys would have heard about it too from Mimms since he was almost always there and you guys asked us about his racist exploits many times already

-There were never many parents staying around until fairly recently like after chris left

-like I said I personally think his thing about megan is crap from my point of view

-story about mimms lies and exaggeration probably fueled by their dumb feud

-ask me about anything else but I think these are the most important parts. A lot of his other stories are just about him
|-
|}
since the validity of the info is disputed, anything that the two agree on can be put into an article. everything else should be considered false until proven otherwise. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

put the meagan stuff in there just as an "alternate interpretation" section --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] needs to sign their comments

So, does this mean that Medic = Gamer Paulo or that Medic hacked Gamer Paulo's user account?

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Canine
''Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --Gamer Paulo''

The Paulo thread has been disappeared from /cwc/, by the way.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 16:16, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

===My thoughts===
This is one of those interesting times when we get into meta-wiki issues which starts to delve into epistemology and areas like that. As I see it, we should document Gamer Paulo's account. As with any history, it's ultimately biased towards the historian's personal views. I will disagree with Cogs in that we should include stuff of suspect, and let people decide for them self what is valid and what is not. So my approach would be to post all of Gamer Paulo's stuff, and to include Lucas's commentary so the reader will be able to see criticism from another Game Place regular.

The problem with any eye witness account of Chris is that it's going to be biased in some way - for all we know, Lucas could be exaggerating, [[Anna]] could be exaggerating in [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], and so forth. I believe we've discussed the validity of taking Chris's personal history as valid, even though it's obviously very biased.

That's my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:56, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

the reason this is different is because he's doing this because of some stupid shit with mimms or whatever. this account is just to get attention to his own plight of fighting with mimms over pokaymon or some shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:That's very rude clyde. You should call Eric Ensor up at 4349621668 to apologize. --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 00:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Chris likes Seinfeld, huh?==
Hi, all. First-time poster here--I was wandering around TV Tropes a few weeks ago, I stumbled across the CWCki, and have been reading with an ever-growing mixture of horror and disbelief since then. Just watched the latest video, and I was thinking that maybe we could try to get Chris to watch that one Seinfeld episode where George Costanza gets an awesome job, his own place and some china by doing the exact opposite of everything he normally does. Maybe, somewhere in the dim recesses of his brain, the thought will occur that "hey, if that worked for George, perhaps it'd work for me too." Of course, it's possible that I'm incorrectly assuming Chris has even the slightest interest in, or capacity for, self-improvement... [[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 00:39, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

*You know, I'm actually amazed he does like Seinfeld... it has a more sophisticated and dry humor, and I figured that all the jokes would fly above Chris's head. IS it possible he's just mimicking what he believes other people like? [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:05, 20 May 2010 (EST)
**Of course it's possible, you just described 95% of Chris' behavior. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
**It's more likely that he likes it because he frequently sees it on TV, and anything that he becomes familiar with tends to become an important fixture in his life. I'm surprised that Seinfeld hasn't already made a cameo in the comic or had one of his jokes used as random access humor.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 05:59, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::* He said he would want Seinfeld to play him if a movie was ever made about his life somewhere. Apparently he thinks they look exactly alike. Chris is a moron.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:59, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
*I dount it, since from what i've seen here, chris can't even take subtle cues. it'll fly over his head.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 10:32, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
It could just be his parents watched it a lot and it's burned into his mind as a popular and likable television show. I doubt he's some enthusiast for the show, as it lacks the crass random-access humor he loves so much and mass debating material. I mean, the Captains Log is not from him being some trekkie, it's just him being familiar with a popular saying and stealing it. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 10:35, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Possible Paranormal Theories Regarding Chris ==

Do we have a page where we post theories to explain chris? Because I have one:

*'''Chris is a time traveler'''. Caught in a magical explosion, he's been warping through time. The temporal change has caused him to suffer severe memory loss, and he constantly forgets his promises, vendettas, or other such things. Instead, his addled mind has managed to hold onto a child like persona, and clung to sonichu in order to keep himself anchored in one location. His reluctance to change isn't that he's incapable, but that doing so represents a threat to his stability. Every time, he is sitting down to another group of people attempting to undo all he has managed to gain so far. But we, too, serve a purpose. Slowly anchoring him to one linear progression. By keeping us fed on the concept of the improbable manchild, he is goading us to keep him safe until the temporal sickness wears off. Why else would a man debase himself so horribly, despite claiming his relative normality? The quest for a sweetheart is, therefore, sinister. He needs a woman's love as the component of a magical spell that would close the temporal rift.

* Better ideas: Chris is the Godwalker of the Manchild archetype. A Godwalker is a human a hair's breadth away from becoming the physical embodiment of a trope or archetype, such as the Mother, the Warrior, the Guy With Pencils Stuck In His Eyes, etc. Chris so perfectly embodies the idea of manchildhood he may derive minor arcane talents specifically to further his place as master of all things manchild. The bad news is that if the throne of the Manchild archetype is empty, then Chris will take his rightful place there in time and become a god, sharing his horrible manchild powers with other manchildren to help reinforce the archetype. From our perspective his parents will die and he will be unable to pay the bills, simply disappearing from the world forever. In fact, this will literally be what happens until an even bigger manchild kicks him out. The worst part is that he will be one of the 333 gods to have a hand in remaking the world when it comes time for the world to be remade. That's the worst-case secnario. In a best-case scenario, the throne is already occupied by the Falknerian man-child and in order for Chris to take his place he'll have to fight him. This will be utterly hilarious, if you're in the Occult Underground and privy to such things of course. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 09:31, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
**Does the love quest represent some sort of tragic flaw then? An obsession with sex is all well and good for the socially maladjusted, but this is a being attempting to ascend to a higher plane. A sweetheart would be devastating to this ideal; unless he intends to convert her into his first high priestess. --[[User:Aslipintime|Aslipintime]] 16:55, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
**[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/Sonichu Chris Chan theories on TVTropes]-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 20:30, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
Feel free to expand on these theories. I feel this is a line of thought worth pursuing.
:*If you guys wanna play make believe with ghosts and stuff, make a fan page for it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:58, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

== New to the cwcki ==

Hi there I'm new to the cwcki I've been following the chris chan saga for quite a while and I decided I want to contribute a bit. I'm new to wiki formating the only experiance I've had was vandalizing the cwckipedia back in march. What I wanted to know is how can I get chris's attention, what's the best way since he doesn't really read his email or you tube shit.

[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 1026, 24 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Tell him you're a hot girl and send pictures of a hot girl(bonus points if it's a well know celebrity and Chris doesn't recognize it).[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 18:07, 24 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is growing harder to troll with the sweetheart bit, if you're looking for success, I'd recommend getting a little more creative and finding an angle that hasn't been exploited yet. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 23:07, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

United States of America

2010-05-22T13:59:47Z

RobGoblin:

[[File:SonichuFlag.png|thumb|right|Christian's primary thoughts on the U.S....]]
{{Quote|Okay, I don't know the words, but I am being patriotic here!|[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]}}

[[Chris]] is a citizen of '''The United States of America''', a democratic republic nation in the western hemisphere. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the cold war, and is a leading economic, political, and cultural force in the world.

Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen that loves and respects his country, his actions are often very obviously contrary to these claims.
==Politics==
[[File:Cwcflag1.png|thumb|left|...Christian's ''other'' thoughts on the U.S.]]
From a glance, the politics of Chris seem very inconsistent, on some issues he takes a very conservative stance, on others a very liberal one. That said, the quagmire of political inclinations becomes much simpler once you realize that Chris doesn't vote on what's good for America, but on what's good for Chris. As such, he's against gay marriage because he hates the [[homos]], supports [[Obama]] because he sees himself in him, and [[Mailbag 20#Chris on abortion|supports abortion]] because he thinks that might make girls more inclined to fuck him.

Chris proclaims himself to be a "moderate". While typically this simply means not having political beliefs that are extreme or overly partisan, Chris takes this as an all-purpose response to all questions about politics, including ones that have no defined middle path. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the [[Mailbags]], where Chris will often dodge giving his opinion on issues all voters should have an opinion on, simply because ''he has no opinion.''

==Understanding of Government==
Chris's grasp on how the government works, much like Chris's grasp on [[reality]] as a whole, is shaky at best. One of the most telling examples of this is his ignorant stance on taxation and [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]]. Because Chris is jobless, he pays no taxes and presumably files no tax returns. However, he still considers himself as a contributing member of society, because he pays ''sales taxes'' on the massive amount of crap he buys.

{{Quote|My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well.... I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well.|Chris, [[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever|explaining to a taxpayer why he deserves free money]].}}

It's highly unlikely that Chris understands, the massive discrepancy between the amount the government pays him, and the amount he gives back via sales tax. Chris also fails to understand the fact that sales taxes are collected by the state, and his welfare comes from the federal government.

Chris also seems to have difficulty understanding what the true purpose of government actually is. The U.S. government's duty is to follow the will of the majority, while respecting the rights of the minority, to protect its citizens from danger, and to ensure the continued prosperity of the nation. When asked hypothetical questions about what he would do if he were running things, he proposes bizarre sweeping laws that single out [[Homos|certain minorities]], and force people into relationships whether they want to be in one or not.

{{Quote|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples, leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All gays would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.|Chris, [[Common Questions#28 December 2009|on effective leadership]].}}

The fact that this would not help the country at all, and in fact could possibly destroy society as we know it does not factor into Chris's thinking. By Chris logic, he wants a girlfriend, so everybody must want a girlfriend. And if everybody wants a girlfriend, the government needs to make it happen. Over the years, Chris has proposed a large number of laws, even sending suggestion letters to President [[Barack Obama]], demanding legislation against [[trolls]] and [[homos]]. This is completely useless for two reasons: one, the President of the United States has much more pressing concerns than making an insane manchild in Ruckersville VA happy, and two, the US President ''can't make laws''.

Oddly, the closest analog for how Chris views his government is how Chris views his [[religion]]. He treats both the US government and god as things that can be completely ignored until he has a personal problem, at which point they should step in and help. He believes that both have a deeply vested interest in him personally, often at the expense of everybody else. Just as God should damn [[Clyde Cash]] so the FBI should arrest him. It doesn't mater that Clyde hasn't done anything the FBI would be terribly interested in, Chris is mad at him, and that's all that matters.

== Chris on Patriotism ==

{{quote|Yes, sir, my loving, caring Sweetheart and I have come to discuss the web page in question. We humbly request that it would be removed from the internet for good. For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 8|delivering the Clarksville Address]]}}

As Chris likes to point out, he is a “true American” and a patriot. He's very concerned with his image as a patriot, and never misses an opportunity to emphasize it. These attempts, however, often feel forced or out of place. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the Clarksville address. Chris's battle against ED really doesn't have anything to do with America or patriotism, Chris simply knows it's good to be patriotic, and that (in his mind) he's the good guy. Hence patriotic symbolism is thrown in without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what's expected of him. His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his [[Twin Falling Towers|tendency to mock national tragedies]] and [[Chris and music|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" make him out to be even less of one in the eyes of the [[Troll|trolls]].
{{Incomplete}}

{{Chris and}}

Talk:Homos

2010-05-22T03:49:33Z

RobGoblin: /* Chris needs to realize this. */

==To do==
*All of Chris's quotes asserting his heterosexuality
*Picture of Chris in his mom's underwear
*His comments against homos

==Expand to include Lesbians?==
This could be the topic of a separate article, but how would you people feel about including lesbians into this one? It's an interesting evolution of Chris's ideas. Originally, Chris was perfectly fine with lesbians, as he'd only have male homosexuals jailed and programmed whiled lesbians would be safe. Obviously, the reason why Chris likes lesbians is because they don't make him question his sexuality. I forget what exactly prompted it but I think maybe it was all the comments from trolls about how he's a hypocrite that he decided to start hating lesbians as well, as first seen in the "Boyfriend" music video.

I think this would be a good topic that should be discussed somewhere here on the CWCki, but should we include it into the homos article or should we delve into it in a separate article? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:45, 26 November 2009 (CET)

==Sex Toys thing==

Good so far, but I edited the thing about the anal beads. I've actually ordered from AdamAndEve.com before and they generally give you a choice of a toy or a DVD. Furthermore, the toy is usually based on what you order - order a fake pussy or something like that, and you'll get something like a fake cocksucker. Order something phallic and you'll get something phallic as a free gift (i.e. order a dildo, you'll get anal beads). It's been a while since I last ordered form them (pro tip: Amazon is actually cheaper) but I do believe you can opt out. I do believe that one of Chris's dildo (not his vibrator) he actually BOUGHT because (and I'm paraphrasing his own word) it was only like $1.99 or something like that. The moar you know. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:36, 14 March 2009 (CET)

: Whoa whoa whoa, back up. Chris has a dildo AND a vibrtator? --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 19:39, 15 March 2009 (CET)

==Asexuality==

Me and a friend (who both enjoy this wiki very much) were talking about CWC recently, and we personally think he's asexual, but trying to put up a heterosexual facade because Grown Ups Have Sex; so I added a little bit about that possibility. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 21:21, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

* The asexuality section is great. I really believe Chris is obsessed with getting laid not out of any perversion or actual sexual desire, but because it's what he believes adulthood is about. And to be honest, sexuality is a big part of being an adult, unfortunately Chris is ignoring things like interpersonal relationships, financial responsibility, work, every single other thing. tl;dr: Chris isn't a pervert or homophobe, he's just retarded.

* Alright, it seems that this article is the wrong page for the asexuality bit and that the Chris and Sex page would be a better fit for it, so I'm going to put it over there, then. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 08:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

*"''tl;dr: Chris isn't a pervert or homophobe, he's just retarded.''" Haha, what? Because drawing furfag porn,drinking his [[navy]],the infamous"''I don't know child, what with the dumb laws.''"quote regarding the fact an apparently [[Zapina|14 year old character]] couldn't be in a pornographic film, the also infamous "''I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. you know, like Lassie.''"quote and other things aren't signs of serious perversion at all? tl;dr being a furfag,drinking his semen,showing signs of pedophilia, and possibly accepting bestiality remove any weight the "''he's just retarded''" argument has. Even if the semen drinking, and bestiality answer could be passed off as doing things to get [[china]], it would remain that Chris became a furfag and [[pedofork]] on his own will. Oh,and I'd like to see any proof he really isn't a homophobe seeing as he fits the dictionary definition to a T.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 05:58, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

== Revelation? ==

I happened to glance at CWCikipedia's article on[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Dating_Education Dating Education], and I noticed something.

"It is a fact that individuals who were unable to find their opposite-gender Sweetheart or crushes and get lucky before adulthood are likely tempted to turn homo"

Apparently not getting Hanky Panky during teenaged years leads to temptations of being a homo. CWC Science Proven Fact! Anyway, would this be notable enough to put in either this article or Chris and sex, or just forget about it?--[[User:WEsKar|WEsKar]] 20:27, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

: I slipped it into the "Fear of..." section already, but it bears further expansion. This is quite the psycho-sexual revelation on Chris's part. [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 20:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

== "Christopher" (I guess?) faved [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/img/1251873110513.jpg this] ==

Christopher also does [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/img/1252025256932.jpg a lot] of other shit like that right now. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:32, 4 September 2009 (CEST)

==Mother's Underwear==
Does anyone know when and why he posted that picture?[[User:Skwrr|Skwrr]] 21:52, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

The picture of Chris in his mom's underwear is an older picture from '07-'08. Why he put it on and uploaded it? 1. You'll have to see the [[sports bra]] article. 2. What can we expect from someone who bows like a girl, penetrates like a girl, and collects my little ponies? 3. A troll made him do it.

--[[User:Scarletdragon|Scarletdragon]] 04:07, 15 October 2009

*It's from September 2008. Lordsillynipples posed as Blanca and "Blanca" told Chris he would leave him if he didn't wear his mother's underwear, hence why he's not wearing a shit eating grin. I swore there was an article on just those pictures but I forget what it was called. I swore that this was something Chris did before on his own (try on his mother's underwear) but apparently, I was mistaken. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:39, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

==Home Gene==
I was reading mailbag on the CWCipedia, and one 'fan' posed a question that Chris gave a rather interesting answer to. They asked how Chris was going to rehabilitate the homos after the Dating ED episode in the comic, and Chris explained how he ends up out of the time void a year after the present where scientists have isolated the genes for homo and heterosexuality. He offers his straight blood in order to create a vaccine for gayness, and will take it back to his time period. --[[User:Rye|Rye]] 6:18, 19 November 2009

=="Chris on his alleged homosexuality" needs updating==
I am 99% positive Chris has said something denying he's a homosexual since the most recent quote on the list. We need to update it with other ones (make sure they're some variant of the existing ones, that is Chris denying he's gay and that he's STRAIGHT). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:18, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==Heather Iglesias==
"Curiously, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu (that is, the fictional actors who portray them, and not the doubly-fictional characters themselves, if you want to add another layer of crazy to the parfait of suck that is the Sonichu series) are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]]..."

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean; I don't remember Chris ever saying that Sonichu and Rosechu are actors. If I'm wrong, feel free to add back with a source. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 03:41, 9 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris hates lesbians now ==

Chris dislikes the lesbians just like the homos. He said this answering a question in a recent Mailbag. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 12:02, 21 December 2009 (CET)

Srsly guys. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:15, 26 December 2009 (CET)

Also is there any "update needed" tag on CWCki? --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:16, 26 December 2009 (CET)

...also I guess I'm starting to take all this too seriously. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:17, 26 December 2009 (CET)
*I'm gonna make a separate article about lesbians sometime soon, titled [[Dykes Dykes China|Dykes]], since lesbians and male homosexuals don't mean exactly the same to Chris. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:33, 26 December 2009 (CET)
*An update needed tag would be handy, good thinking Sonijew. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:10, 31 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris needs to realize this. ==

Lets just say Chris finally learns to accept himself for who he is (Gay, bisexual at LEAST), ALOT of trolls would stop, because most, if not all of the trolls arent homophobic. Chris really brought this upon himself, its a classic example of a "Victim Complex". ITs kinda like how CHRIS is the one who posted the picture of sonichu on 4chan, yet he blames the site.
-[[User:CJB8895|Cody]] 12:08 AM
:I have never seen proof that Chris himself posted the picture of Sonichu on 4chan. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 03:49, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

== TARD LOGIC ==

Doesn't Chris realize that turning all the homos straight would decrease his risk of finding a boyfriend-free girl?
I mean if he truly wanted to have a BFG he would want all jerks to be homos--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:20, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-22T03:37:48Z

RobGoblin: /* Chris and Comedy */

Where's the video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:34, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:It will be available soon. It's still processing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLwUjuNJYM] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I see. I wonder if he'll bore us like with the last video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm only a minute in and he's back to ranting about the Cleavland Show.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:He's got to be the only fan of that show. I watched it before and I thought it was painfully unfunny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Same here, BreadGod. In many ways, "The Cleveland Show" is a lot like Sonichu. They're both unfunny, unoriginal, and were bad ideas to begin with. --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 17:34, 20 May 2010
:::: I bet when Fox cancels the Cleveland Show (and they will, everyone i know hates that garbage), I totally expect CWC to rage about it and blame the leaving of that voice actress for the cancellation --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 03:35, 21 May 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
Is it bad that I misread the title as "[[Recycling|Semen Flavored Condoms]]"? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription ==
I'm going to make a start on it from the beginning, if anyone elsewants to start from like 5min in or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:Everything past the 5 minute mark is my BITCH. A BITCH I must TRANSRIBE.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::Ahaha his new stock insult is that WE are the autistics what the fuck. Somebody dig up some reaction photos of these comedians. Hopefully ones that are a mixture of confused, afraid and furious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:20, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Ah shit, I gotta go and not be glued in front of my computer like an autistic for a few hours. I transcribed up to 8:07. Someone pick up my slack.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::I've finished it. Since I didn't know most of the things Chris was quoting in badly performed impressions, I tried to look them up. I've left 2 gaps where I just had no idea what he was saying - I could pick out words but it would look better if someone who knew the quotes could fill them in. I linked most names to Wikipedia, to help those people out there who have never heard of the names Chris spouts out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

: I got up to the point where he complains about the voice be whiney and hi-pitched... Couldn't take the irony --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:22, 20 May 2010 (EST)

== Cameos ==
Wall of originals, marge poster sailor moon poster, and guitar of fail cameos, also, no medal and he is still going bald 1:53, also, is it me or the angle of the camera makes Chris look like a Charger from LFD2? .[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:30, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:It certainly looks like Chris has been using his right hand a lot more than his left. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 22:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Shirt ==
Can we call this one "The Redneck"? It's the same getup that he had in his hookcafe pic so it deserves some recognition. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*I prefer "Cool guy" because it's Chris's pathetic attempt to seem cool. Oh, I added a thing at the beginning mentioning some topics Chris brings up--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:38, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
**How about "The Poser"? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 21:40, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
** maybe "The Homo" or "Flabby Arms" or "The rebel"[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:43, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Actually, how about "Trucker Man". It fit Chris so well in the video when he failed at impersonating Larry the Cable Guy --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* "The Trucker" sounds about right. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Voting for "The Trucker".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:19, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The Trucker Look is what he described it to Sydney as, so I'm voting for 'The Trucker'. That and I must automatically agree with anything Beat says because he is awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:55, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I also vote for "The Trucker."--[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 20:18 20 May 2010 (PST)
::::::* "The Trucker" has my vote as well. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==...==
Fucktard. He wants Jerry Seinfeld to make a video response to this. He thinks that A) He's worth Jerry's time. B) Jerry wastes his time on YouTube, as opposed to spending his time being rich (an enjoyable activity, or so I've heard). C) Jerry watches Chris' videos. D) Jerry would respond positively to this manchild. Fuck him. I've read pretty much every article on this wiki, and I've watched the vast majority of his videos. For some reason, this idea makes me more irritated with him than anything else he's done combined, maybe just because it's in the present, but also because it compounds the whole issue with this kid. I hate the fucker. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:33, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:*And the kicker? Even if all of the above were true, Chris probably wouldn't watch it. Or, if a troll forced him too, he'd just say 'it's okay'. Awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:52, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==He misses the internet==
He misses the internet. He misses ''us''. How long can it be before he's back cursing trolls and zapping to the extreme? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:18, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll give him until August. That's usually when he comes back to the internet in full force. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:54, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I have the weird feeling that someone (Rocky) gave him strict rules for the content of his YouTube videos. Things like talking only about non-personal subjects like reflections on current news and shows. The first minute is quite reveleating; he WANTS to talk to the trolls. He's almost begging for it.. When his "Internet Probation" will be lifted, We will be treated with a couple of 'Tard-Rage videos. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:57, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Rocky can't watch over Chris forever. One of these days, she'll think that Chris has finally changed his ways and turn a blind eye. When that happens, Chris will return. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:53, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::In fact, Rocky's influence is already slipping. Chris added in the video comments about Jews, his family's health status and special pleading for his autism. This is the same tactic he used in the video "It's Okay To Be Gay"; tell everything they want you to say but slip from time to time. Oh yes, he's coming back. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Can anyone do a good Seinfeld impression? ==

We should have audio of Seinfeld performing Christian's material, except, you know, worded like actual sentences.
If no one else can do one, I guess I'll just try and do it. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 02:58, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
* You don't need to do a ''good'' impersonation to trick Chris. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 12:00, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! ==

Maybe it's just me, but am I the only one who doesn't notice any difference between the two voice actresses on "The Cleveland Show." Maybe it's the horrible audio quality on Chris's PSEye, but I can't hear any difference. --SpaceScreaminJohn 03:23, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:Seemed slightly higher-pitched to me, but seeing as how her character is supposed to be a teenage girl, it's not a big deal. Also, he's not recording with the PSeye. You can see it on top of the TV in the background.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:10, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::As someone that watches the show... Yes, there is an immediately noticeable difference between the two voice actresses, and yes, the new one is... Grating. That said, it's not the sort of thing that deserves the amount of attention Chris has given it. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:06, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Yeah, I know, not a forum, but. ==

Has anyone noticed how he referred to himself in the third-person (through Seinfeld) as a teenager?
Isn't that a bit odd? I know it's old news he's mentally stuck as a teenager, but still. He said it himself.
Edit: Ffff. Didn't re-read the article. For some reasn when I originally wanted to post this, the whole thing error'd on me.
So yeah, ignore my observation.
*Sign your post please. Also, it may be that he was speculating that he'd be confused ''for'' a teenager--he seems convinced that he hasn't changed at all physically since high school.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:59, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
**My impression was that he was just talking about some random autistic teenager. Granted, the only person Chris cares about is Chris, so you had better belive that this random teenager would basically be Chris in every way shape and form.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:01, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
*As I have read earlier, I think he's using the third person because he want to talk about himself while somebody (Rocky) forbids him to do so. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:45, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Comedy ==
Anyone think that this could be a good basis for a 'Chris and Comedy' page? This isn't really Random Access Humor, it is just unfunny. Chris thinks that his weird, rambling stand-up thing about autism, that contains no actual jokes, is funny.
Any thoughts? [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 09:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:The Random-Access-Humor page really IS Chris and comedy for all intents and purposes. Let's focus on rewriting it before we make another "Chris And..." page. A good place to start that would be the Regina E-mails, as they contain both examples of Random Acess Humor, and Chris's bizarre attempts at justifying it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::How about we merge random access humour into Minor CWCisms and we make a 'humour' page about Chris's relation to comedy in general. All the non randomness related stuff from the RAH page can go there, as well as anything we can get out of this. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:36, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::The "Chris and..." Pages are some of my favorites, so I'm all for creating a "Chris and Comedy/Humor/Whatever" page, assuming there's sufficient material/analysis to justify it. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 03:37, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-21T06:06:09Z

RobGoblin: /* THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! */

Where's the video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:34, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:It will be available soon. It's still processing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLwUjuNJYM] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I see. I wonder if he'll bore us like with the last video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm only a minute in and he's back to ranting about the Cleavland Show.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:He's got to be the only fan of that show. I watched it before and I thought it was painfully unfunny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Same here, BreadGod. In many ways, "The Cleveland Show" is a lot like Sonichu. They're both unfunny, unoriginal, and were bad ideas to begin with. --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 17:34, 20 May 2010
:::: I bet when Fox cancels the Cleveland Show (and they will, everyone i know hates that garbage), I totally expect CWC to rage about it and blame the leaving of that voice actress for the cancellation --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 03:35, 21 May 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
Is it bad that I misread the title as "[[Recycling|Semen Flavored Condoms]]"? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription ==
I'm going to make a start on it from the beginning, if anyone elsewants to start from like 5min in or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:Everything past the 5 minute mark is my BITCH. A BITCH I must TRANSRIBE.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::Ahaha his new stock insult is that WE are the autistics what the fuck. Somebody dig up some reaction photos of these comedians. Hopefully ones that are a mixture of confused, afraid and furious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:20, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Ah shit, I gotta go and not be glued in front of my computer like an autistic for a few hours. I transcribed up to 8:07. Someone pick up my slack.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::I've finished it. Since I didn't know most of the things Chris was quoting in badly performed impressions, I tried to look them up. I've left 2 gaps where I just had no idea what he was saying - I could pick out words but it would look better if someone who knew the quotes could fill them in. I linked most names to Wikipedia, to help those people out there who have never heard of the names Chris spouts out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

: I got up to the point where he complains about the voice be whiney and hi-pitched... Couldn't take the irony --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:22, 20 May 2010 (EST)

== Cameos ==
Wall of originals, marge poster sailor moon poster, and guitar of fail cameos, also, no medal and he is still going bald 1:53, also, is it me or the angle of the camera makes Chris look like a Charger from LFD2? .[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:30, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:It certainly looks like Chris has been using his right hand a lot more than his left. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 22:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Shirt ==
Can we call this one "The Redneck"? It's the same getup that he had in his hookcafe pic so it deserves some recognition. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*I prefer "Cool guy" because it's Chris's pathetic attempt to seem cool. Oh, I added a thing at the beginning mentioning some topics Chris brings up--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:38, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
**How about "The Poser"? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 21:40, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
** maybe "The Homo" or "Flabby Arms" or "The rebel"[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:43, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Actually, how about "Trucker Man". It fit Chris so well in the video when he failed at impersonating Larry the Cable Guy --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* "The Trucker" sounds about right. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Voting for "The Trucker".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:19, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The Trucker Look is what he described it to Sydney as, so I'm voting for 'The Trucker'. That and I must automatically agree with anything Beat says because he is awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:55, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I also vote for "The Trucker."--[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 20:18 20 May 2010 (PST)
::::::* "The Trucker" has my vote as well. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==...==
Fucktard. He wants Jerry Seinfeld to make a video response to this. He thinks that A) He's worth Jerry's time. B) Jerry wastes his time on YouTube, as opposed to spending his time being rich (an enjoyable activity, or so I've heard). C) Jerry watches Chris' videos. D) Jerry would respond positively to this manchild. Fuck him. I've read pretty much every article on this wiki, and I've watched the vast majority of his videos. For some reason, this idea makes me more irritated with him than anything else he's done combined, maybe just because it's in the present, but also because it compounds the whole issue with this kid. I hate the fucker. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:33, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:*And the kicker? Even if all of the above were true, Chris probably wouldn't watch it. Or, if a troll forced him too, he'd just say 'it's okay'. Awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:52, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==He misses the internet==
He misses the internet. He misses ''us''. How long can it be before he's back cursing trolls and zapping to the extreme? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:18, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll give him until August. That's usually when he comes back to the internet in full force. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:54, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I have the weird feeling that someone (Rocky) gave him strict rules for the content of his YouTube videos. Things like talking only about non-personal subjects like reflections on current news and shows. The first minute is quite reveleating; he WANTS to talk to the trolls. He's almost begging for it.. When his "Internet Probation" will be lifted, We will be treated with a couple of 'Tard-Rage videos. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:57, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Rocky can't watch over Chris forever. One of these days, she'll think that Chris has finally changed his ways and turn a blind eye. When that happens, Chris will return. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:53, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::In fact, Rocky's influence is already slipping. Chris added in the video comments about Jews, his family's health status and special pleading for his autism. This is the same tactic he used in the video "It's Okay To Be Gay"; tell everything they want you to say but slip from time to time. Oh yes, he's coming back. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Can anyone do a good Seinfeld impression? ==

We should have audio of Seinfeld performing Christian's material, except, you know, worded like actual sentences.
If no one else can do one, I guess I'll just try and do it. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 02:58, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! ==

Maybe it's just me, but am I the only one who doesn't notice any difference between the two voice actresses on "The Cleveland Show." Maybe it's the horrible audio quality on Chris's PSEye, but I can't hear any difference. --SpaceScreaminJohn 03:23, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:Seemed slightly higher-pitched to me, but seeing as how her character is supposed to be a teenage girl, it's not a big deal. Also, he's not recording with the PSeye. You can see it on top of the TV in the background.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:10, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::As someone that watches the show... Yes, there is an immediately noticeable difference between the two voice actresses, and yes, the new one is... Grating. That said, it's not the sort of thing that deserves the amount of attention Chris has given it. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:06, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-21T06:03:50Z

RobGoblin: /* The Shirt */

Where's the video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:34, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:It will be available soon. It's still processing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLwUjuNJYM] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I see. I wonder if he'll bore us like with the last video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm only a minute in and he's back to ranting about the Cleavland Show.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:He's got to be the only fan of that show. I watched it before and I thought it was painfully unfunny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Same here, BreadGod. In many ways, "The Cleveland Show" is a lot like Sonichu. They're both unfunny, unoriginal, and were bad ideas to begin with. --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 17:34, 20 May 2010
:::: I bet when Fox cancels the Cleveland Show (and they will, everyone i know hates that garbage), I totally expect CWC to rage about it and blame the leaving of that voice actress for the cancellation --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 03:35, 21 May 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
Is it bad that I misread the title as "[[Recycling|Semen Flavored Condoms]]"? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription ==
I'm going to make a start on it from the beginning, if anyone elsewants to start from like 5min in or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:Everything past the 5 minute mark is my BITCH. A BITCH I must TRANSRIBE.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::Ahaha his new stock insult is that WE are the autistics what the fuck. Somebody dig up some reaction photos of these comedians. Hopefully ones that are a mixture of confused, afraid and furious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:20, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Ah shit, I gotta go and not be glued in front of my computer like an autistic for a few hours. I transcribed up to 8:07. Someone pick up my slack.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::I've finished it. Since I didn't know most of the things Chris was quoting in badly performed impressions, I tried to look them up. I've left 2 gaps where I just had no idea what he was saying - I could pick out words but it would look better if someone who knew the quotes could fill them in. I linked most names to Wikipedia, to help those people out there who have never heard of the names Chris spouts out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

: I got up to the point where he complains about the voice be whiney and hi-pitched... Couldn't take the irony --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:22, 20 May 2010 (EST)

== Cameos ==
Wall of originals, marge poster sailor moon poster, and guitar of fail cameos, also, no medal and he is still going bald 1:53, also, is it me or the angle of the camera makes Chris look like a Charger from LFD2? .[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:30, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:It certainly looks like Chris has been using his right hand a lot more than his left. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 22:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Shirt ==
Can we call this one "The Redneck"? It's the same getup that he had in his hookcafe pic so it deserves some recognition. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*I prefer "Cool guy" because it's Chris's pathetic attempt to seem cool. Oh, I added a thing at the beginning mentioning some topics Chris brings up--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:38, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
**How about "The Poser"? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 21:40, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
** maybe "The Homo" or "Flabby Arms" or "The rebel"[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:43, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Actually, how about "Trucker Man". It fit Chris so well in the video when he failed at impersonating Larry the Cable Guy --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* "The Trucker" sounds about right. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Voting for "The Trucker".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:19, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The Trucker Look is what he described it to Sydney as, so I'm voting for 'The Trucker'. That and I must automatically agree with anything Beat says because he is awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:55, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I also vote for "The Trucker."--[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 20:18 20 May 2010 (PST)
::::::* "The Trucker" has my vote as well. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==...==
Fucktard. He wants Jerry Seinfeld to make a video response to this. He thinks that A) He's worth Jerry's time. B) Jerry wastes his time on YouTube, as opposed to spending his time being rich (an enjoyable activity, or so I've heard). C) Jerry watches Chris' videos. D) Jerry would respond positively to this manchild. Fuck him. I've read pretty much every article on this wiki, and I've watched the vast majority of his videos. For some reason, this idea makes me more irritated with him than anything else he's done combined, maybe just because it's in the present, but also because it compounds the whole issue with this kid. I hate the fucker. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:33, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:*And the kicker? Even if all of the above were true, Chris probably wouldn't watch it. Or, if a troll forced him too, he'd just say 'it's okay'. Awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:52, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==He misses the internet==
He misses the internet. He misses ''us''. How long can it be before he's back cursing trolls and zapping to the extreme? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:18, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll give him until August. That's usually when he comes back to the internet in full force. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:54, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I have the weird feeling that someone (Rocky) gave him strict rules for the content of his YouTube videos. Things like talking only about non-personal subjects like reflections on current news and shows. The first minute is quite reveleating; he WANTS to talk to the trolls. He's almost begging for it.. When his "Internet Probation" will be lifted, We will be treated with a couple of 'Tard-Rage videos. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:57, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Rocky can't watch over Chris forever. One of these days, she'll think that Chris has finally changed his ways and turn a blind eye. When that happens, Chris will return. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:53, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::In fact, Rocky's influence is already slipping. Chris added in the video comments about Jews, his family's health status and special pleading for his autism. This is the same tactic he used in the video "It's Okay To Be Gay"; tell everything they want you to say but slip from time to time. Oh yes, he's coming back. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Can anyone do a good Seinfeld impression? ==

We should have audio of Seinfeld performing Christian's material, except, you know, worded like actual sentences.
If no one else can do one, I guess I'll just try and do it. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 02:58, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! ==

Maybe it's just me, but am I the only one who doesn't notice any difference between the two voice actresses on "The Cleveland Show." Maybe it's the horrible audio quality on Chris's PSEye, but I can't hear any difference. --SpaceScreaminJohn 03:23, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:Seemed slightly higher-pitched to me, but seeing as how her character is supposed to be a teenage girl, it's not a big deal. Also, he's not recording with the PSeye. You can see it on top of the TV in the background.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:10, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-21T01:44:44Z

RobGoblin: /* Chris likes Seinfeld, huh? */

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The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I still have to ask why you answered an ad placed by guy dressed like Ash Ketchum. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 17:04, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*he's on to me --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you are awesome.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** Here ya go [[Image:CWC collage.jpg|thumb|Every Chris is different, no two self portraits are the same.]] if you want you can rework the image abit.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 01:32, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Supposed samefag here. I'm just deeply embedded in the Pokemon TCG scene. When I saw the thread I got really excited since someone still playing the game there had (or claimed to have) interacted with Chris. Posted PMs exchanged @Pokegym.net/forums in #sonichu via screencap. (Links here: [http://tinypic.com/r/10wv2w7/6 1] [http://tinypic.com/r/29kweg3/6 2] [http://tinypic.com/r/2q1cmkp/6 3] [http://tinypic.com/r/2hcqkah/6 4] [http://tinypic.com/r/vg5r8x/6 5] [http://tinypic.com/r/2r6ebk3/6 6]) The only thing that I couldn't find was his real name. Usually it's on the Organized Play website but The Game Place's page doesn't have a contact name (Neither did the "Virginia Pokemon" website, and the few people I know who play in VA didn't know either.) A quick google search got me a post on the Gym by user PokeMedic who said they'd recently taken over as League Leader at the Charlottesville location. I've had an account there for years, PM'd the person expecting no response. Surprisingly I received confirmation. The way our conversation panned out, he appears to be legit, or at the very least the current League Leader at the Game Place. Hopefully Mimms or Lucas can provide a name. [[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 06:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**PokeMedic? As in, Medic the mod on /cwc/? Now that would make me lol if he's behind this trolling effort. I'm suspicious that Paulo's original post in the thread implies that he first heard about cwcki and /cwc/ and only recently read the ED article, even though he's been in on the Chris-GamePlace saga since "day one." Wut? [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Adblock Plus, dude. Find the image, filter, seizure over. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Totally not a troll. I was hoping to get my feet wet in this because Mike really wanted to get in on this but can't commit to it. Mimms will confirm, but he's not going to say nice things about me and likewise. --Gamer Paulo 06:38, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Troll or not, his take on Megan is one that I'm sure myself and a lot of others have suspected is closer to the truth for a long time. This isn't some teen movie where the shy, friendly girl is spit on by the blonde cheerleader clique for no reason. In the real world, if you don't have friends there is probably a good reason for it, and we know that Megan really didn't have any. She's also a Nazi fetishist in her twenties that still plays Pokemon, traces Sonic recolors and Sailor Moons, and uses a retard for material gain, these are all known facts. I find it hard to buy that she was just some innocent demure flower ruined by Chris's actions (which is not to say Chris would not have been perfectly capable of doing so if it was in fact the case) [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*(Stress sighs) Since /cwc/ is in seizure mode, somebody requested that I upload a screencap of the thread. Here ya go. [http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00599092886322880810]--[[User:Inetlumberjack|Inetlumberjack]] 07:08, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**I'm pretty sure that the seizure background is to make sure "you-know-who" doesn't read it. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 07:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**He's forgotten it exists and doesn't check the community portal, don't worry too much. Plus, PARTY HARD mode will rape his eyes if he got uncomfortable just looking at a red-black gradient.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
* I can't keep out of my head the possibility that the new source is a troll. Nevertheless, it still adds a piece to the mosaic of the Game Place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
Well, It looks like there might be some truth to this after all... According to Lucas, he knows who it is. Taking in all these facts, perhaps this person is indeed Eric: in The Lucas & Mimms Q&A, they said Chris picked on a kid who took over Chris's role as gym leader a few times. Just a guess, but that's who it might be if this isn't a troll [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:49, 19 May 2010 (EST)
* That is my name, but the other stuff about me isn't accurate. As far as Chris goes, he never picked on me and I didn't really do anything with Chris except play one game of Pokemon with him. Everything else we heard and saw was through observation. Mike and I wanted to put ourselves out here to maybe get in on some FAing since we're tired of how persistent he is in trying to get back into the store and how his actions keep affecting business. While I was in the store today talking to everyone and showing them the comments that were made on /cwc/ we had a riot. We then got a phone call from the owner this afternoon who just seems to have found out about everything from another employee who saw what was going on yesterday on /cwc/. He thought it was a riot but since he's now aware we need to stop what we were hoping to get accomplished since it might make us look like instigators. From the looks of it though we weren't really going get anywhere. --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 17:30, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it might not have been such a great idea for you go on /cwc/ and out the owner as a registered sex offender. Some people are so touchy. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 19:03, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

regards putting stuff on cwcki, only use information they agree on. so, nothing about mimms begging chris, nothing about megan and nothing about paulo being a furry. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I assume this means that the post Lucas made on PVCC is mostly valid(by "mostly" I mean the part about Megan, which is debatable).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:44, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
|-
! Lucas post on PVCC - Wednesday, May 19th, 2010, 8:42 PM
|-
|Okay

that's what I should've done in the first place, my bad, I was kind of peeved and it got the better of me

-he's a real guy

-what he said about barb the day chris was banned is more than likely true

-I want to say chris trying to segregate the kids never happened. That's a pretty big deal and I'd imagine if he did do that he would have been booted instantly. You guys would have heard about it too from Mimms since he was almost always there and you guys asked us about his racist exploits many times already

-There were never many parents staying around until fairly recently like after chris left

-like I said I personally think his thing about megan is crap from my point of view

-story about mimms lies and exaggeration probably fueled by their dumb feud

-ask me about anything else but I think these are the most important parts. A lot of his other stories are just about him
|-
|}
since the validity of the info is disputed, anything that the two agree on can be put into an article. everything else should be considered false until proven otherwise. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

put the meagan stuff in there just as an "alternate interpretation" section --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] needs to sign their comments

So, does this mean that Medic = Gamer Paulo or that Medic hacked Gamer Paulo's user account?

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Canine
''Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --Gamer Paulo''

The Paulo thread has been disappeared from /cwc/, by the way.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 16:16, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

===My thoughts===
This is one of those interesting times when we get into meta-wiki issues which starts to delve into epistemology and areas like that. As I see it, we should document Gamer Paulo's account. As with any history, it's ultimately biased towards the historian's personal views. I will disagree with Cogs in that we should include stuff of suspect, and let people decide for them self what is valid and what is not. So my approach would be to post all of Gamer Paulo's stuff, and to include Lucas's commentary so the reader will be able to see criticism from another Game Place regular.

The problem with any eye witness account of Chris is that it's going to be biased in some way - for all we know, Lucas could be exaggerating, [[Anna]] could be exaggerating in [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], and so forth. I believe we've discussed the validity of taking Chris's personal history as valid, even though it's obviously very biased.

That's my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:56, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

the reason this is different is because he's doing this because of some stupid shit with mimms or whatever. this account is just to get attention to his own plight of fighting with mimms over pokaymon or some shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:That's very rude clyde. You should call Eric Ensor up at 4349621668 to apologize. --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 00:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Chris likes Seinfeld, huh?==
Hi, all. First-time poster here--I was wandering around TV Tropes a few weeks ago, I stumbled across the CWCki, and have been reading with an ever-growing mixture of horror and disbelief since then. Just watched the latest video, and I was thinking that maybe we could try to get Chris to watch that one Seinfeld episode where George Costanza gets an awesome job, his own place and some china by doing the exact opposite of everything he normally does. Of course, it's possible that I'm mistakenly assuming Chris has even the slightest capacity for self-improvement... [[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 00:39, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

*You know, I'm actually amazed he does like Seinfeld... it has a more sophisticated and dry humor, and I figured that all the jokes would fly above Chris's head. IS it possible he's just mimicking what he believes other people like? [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:05, 20 May 2010 (EST)
**Of course it's possible, you just described 95% of Chris' behavior. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-21T01:44:26Z

RobGoblin: /* Chris likes Seinfeld, huh? */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I still have to ask why you answered an ad placed by guy dressed like Ash Ketchum. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 17:04, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*he's on to me --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you are awesome.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** Here ya go [[Image:CWC collage.jpg|thumb|Every Chris is different, no two self portraits are the same.]] if you want you can rework the image abit.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 01:32, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Supposed samefag here. I'm just deeply embedded in the Pokemon TCG scene. When I saw the thread I got really excited since someone still playing the game there had (or claimed to have) interacted with Chris. Posted PMs exchanged @Pokegym.net/forums in #sonichu via screencap. (Links here: [http://tinypic.com/r/10wv2w7/6 1] [http://tinypic.com/r/29kweg3/6 2] [http://tinypic.com/r/2q1cmkp/6 3] [http://tinypic.com/r/2hcqkah/6 4] [http://tinypic.com/r/vg5r8x/6 5] [http://tinypic.com/r/2r6ebk3/6 6]) The only thing that I couldn't find was his real name. Usually it's on the Organized Play website but The Game Place's page doesn't have a contact name (Neither did the "Virginia Pokemon" website, and the few people I know who play in VA didn't know either.) A quick google search got me a post on the Gym by user PokeMedic who said they'd recently taken over as League Leader at the Charlottesville location. I've had an account there for years, PM'd the person expecting no response. Surprisingly I received confirmation. The way our conversation panned out, he appears to be legit, or at the very least the current League Leader at the Game Place. Hopefully Mimms or Lucas can provide a name. [[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 06:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**PokeMedic? As in, Medic the mod on /cwc/? Now that would make me lol if he's behind this trolling effort. I'm suspicious that Paulo's original post in the thread implies that he first heard about cwcki and /cwc/ and only recently read the ED article, even though he's been in on the Chris-GamePlace saga since "day one." Wut? [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Adblock Plus, dude. Find the image, filter, seizure over. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Totally not a troll. I was hoping to get my feet wet in this because Mike really wanted to get in on this but can't commit to it. Mimms will confirm, but he's not going to say nice things about me and likewise. --Gamer Paulo 06:38, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Troll or not, his take on Megan is one that I'm sure myself and a lot of others have suspected is closer to the truth for a long time. This isn't some teen movie where the shy, friendly girl is spit on by the blonde cheerleader clique for no reason. In the real world, if you don't have friends there is probably a good reason for it, and we know that Megan really didn't have any. She's also a Nazi fetishist in her twenties that still plays Pokemon, traces Sonic recolors and Sailor Moons, and uses a retard for material gain, these are all known facts. I find it hard to buy that she was just some innocent demure flower ruined by Chris's actions (which is not to say Chris would not have been perfectly capable of doing so if it was in fact the case) [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*(Stress sighs) Since /cwc/ is in seizure mode, somebody requested that I upload a screencap of the thread. Here ya go. [http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00599092886322880810]--[[User:Inetlumberjack|Inetlumberjack]] 07:08, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**I'm pretty sure that the seizure background is to make sure "you-know-who" doesn't read it. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 07:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**He's forgotten it exists and doesn't check the community portal, don't worry too much. Plus, PARTY HARD mode will rape his eyes if he got uncomfortable just looking at a red-black gradient.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
* I can't keep out of my head the possibility that the new source is a troll. Nevertheless, it still adds a piece to the mosaic of the Game Place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
Well, It looks like there might be some truth to this after all... According to Lucas, he knows who it is. Taking in all these facts, perhaps this person is indeed Eric: in The Lucas & Mimms Q&A, they said Chris picked on a kid who took over Chris's role as gym leader a few times. Just a guess, but that's who it might be if this isn't a troll [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:49, 19 May 2010 (EST)
* That is my name, but the other stuff about me isn't accurate. As far as Chris goes, he never picked on me and I didn't really do anything with Chris except play one game of Pokemon with him. Everything else we heard and saw was through observation. Mike and I wanted to put ourselves out here to maybe get in on some FAing since we're tired of how persistent he is in trying to get back into the store and how his actions keep affecting business. While I was in the store today talking to everyone and showing them the comments that were made on /cwc/ we had a riot. We then got a phone call from the owner this afternoon who just seems to have found out about everything from another employee who saw what was going on yesterday on /cwc/. He thought it was a riot but since he's now aware we need to stop what we were hoping to get accomplished since it might make us look like instigators. From the looks of it though we weren't really going get anywhere. --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 17:30, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it might not have been such a great idea for you go on /cwc/ and out the owner as a registered sex offender. Some people are so touchy. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 19:03, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

regards putting stuff on cwcki, only use information they agree on. so, nothing about mimms begging chris, nothing about megan and nothing about paulo being a furry. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I assume this means that the post Lucas made on PVCC is mostly valid(by "mostly" I mean the part about Megan, which is debatable).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:44, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
|-
! Lucas post on PVCC - Wednesday, May 19th, 2010, 8:42 PM
|-
|Okay

that's what I should've done in the first place, my bad, I was kind of peeved and it got the better of me

-he's a real guy

-what he said about barb the day chris was banned is more than likely true

-I want to say chris trying to segregate the kids never happened. That's a pretty big deal and I'd imagine if he did do that he would have been booted instantly. You guys would have heard about it too from Mimms since he was almost always there and you guys asked us about his racist exploits many times already

-There were never many parents staying around until fairly recently like after chris left

-like I said I personally think his thing about megan is crap from my point of view

-story about mimms lies and exaggeration probably fueled by their dumb feud

-ask me about anything else but I think these are the most important parts. A lot of his other stories are just about him
|-
|}
since the validity of the info is disputed, anything that the two agree on can be put into an article. everything else should be considered false until proven otherwise. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

put the meagan stuff in there just as an "alternate interpretation" section --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] needs to sign their comments

So, does this mean that Medic = Gamer Paulo or that Medic hacked Gamer Paulo's user account?

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Canine
''Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --Gamer Paulo''

The Paulo thread has been disappeared from /cwc/, by the way.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 16:16, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

===My thoughts===
This is one of those interesting times when we get into meta-wiki issues which starts to delve into epistemology and areas like that. As I see it, we should document Gamer Paulo's account. As with any history, it's ultimately biased towards the historian's personal views. I will disagree with Cogs in that we should include stuff of suspect, and let people decide for them self what is valid and what is not. So my approach would be to post all of Gamer Paulo's stuff, and to include Lucas's commentary so the reader will be able to see criticism from another Game Place regular.

The problem with any eye witness account of Chris is that it's going to be biased in some way - for all we know, Lucas could be exaggerating, [[Anna]] could be exaggerating in [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], and so forth. I believe we've discussed the validity of taking Chris's personal history as valid, even though it's obviously very biased.

That's my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:56, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

the reason this is different is because he's doing this because of some stupid shit with mimms or whatever. this account is just to get attention to his own plight of fighting with mimms over pokaymon or some shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:That's very rude clyde. You should call Eric Ensor up at 4349621668 to apologize. --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 00:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Chris likes Seinfeld, huh?==
Hi, all. First-time poster here--I was wandering around TV Tropes a few weeks ago, I stumbled across the CWCki, and have been reading with an ever-growing mixture of horror and disbelief since then. Just watched the latest video, and I was thinking that maybe we could try to get Chris to watch that one Seinfeld episode where George Costanza gets an awesome job, his own place and some china by doing the exact opposite of everything he normally does. Of course, it's possible that I'm mistakenly assuming Chris has even the slightest capacity for self-improvement... [[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 00:39, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

*You know, I'm actually amazed he does like Seinfeld... it has a more sophisticated and dry humor, and I figured that all the jokes would fly above Chris's head. IS it possible he's just mimicking what he believes other people like? [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:05, 20 May 2010 (EST)

**Of course it's possible, you just described 95% of Chris' behavior. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-19T06:25:47Z

RobGoblin: /* An eyewitness emerges */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
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== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-19T05:56:51Z

RobGoblin: /* An eyewitness emerges */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
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:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

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[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|right|[[Chris]] giving the thumbs up (and two fingers) to women's rights.]]
[[Image:Motivator8532911.jpg|thumb|left|[[Chris]] appreciating a woman's right to take off their clothes and be seen as objects.]]

'''Women's rights''', at least in [[Chris's]] mind, refer to the right of women to take their clothes off in protest of being drawn with [[pickles]]. Given his admitted love of the 1964 classic ''[[Mary Poppins]]'', he presumably stole the concept from the character of Mrs. Banks, who is a suffragette in 1910 England.<ref>Lyrics from ''The Life I Lead'': "It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910 / King Edward's on the throne / It's the age of men!"</ref> Of course, Chris wouldn't have the first idea of what "women's suffrage" was, let alone the impact it had on world history, and why it was being shown in the movie in the first place. Susan B. Anthony would be proud.

==Basis in the film Mary Poppins==

[[Image:Ss03.jpg|thumb|right|Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly mis-interpreted.]]
[[Image:Suffragette.jpg|thumb|left|Sir Isaacs Justifies Violence? Who could have such horrible objections to a woman's right to [[Hanky-Panky]]?]]

His extreme zeal for "womens' rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane & Michael. As the story is set in early 20th century England, women do not yet have the right to vote. Mrs. Banks is the first character we see in the film proper, and she also sings the first song, ''Sister Suffragette'', during which she mentions [[Wikipedia:Emmeline_Pankhurst|Emmeline Pankhurst]] being arrested (again).<ref>"Take heart! For Missus Pankhurst has been clapped in irons again!</ref>

Mrs. Banks and her friends were depicted as struggling for the greater cause of being treated as an equal, with the same rights and treatment. But Chris takes it to mean they simply want to remove their clothes and fuck.

==Background==

[[Image:SchuComic9P35.jpg|thumb|right|Things going on in Chris's head: "Ooh, let's make a fan comic of Ze German Wasching Machine porn film. Wait, that'd make me look like a sexist jerk. Let's add a disclaimer. There! It's all peachy now!"]]
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|right|The very essence of femininity, according to Chris. How else are we supposed to interpret this?]]
It is obvious that Chris is ''aware'' of the idea that objectifying women is frowned upon; every time he makes his female characters use their feminine qualities (to put it altogether too mildly), he is quick to add a disclaimer that he respects the women for ''both'' their minds and bodies, and/or make the claim that the characters are doing it because they want to fight for the women's rights. However, due to his [[autism|mental block]], he fails to understand what the society would consider a correct course of action, to wit, not objectify the women in the first place, and that disclaimers like these won't alleviate the fact that he's doing something that is considered inappropriate. In short, "[[Chris and hypocrisy|do as I say, not as I do]]."

Instead, Chris allows himself to be controlled by his own desires, and has soaked in all sorts of knowledge about women primarily from [[anime]], video games, and in particular pornography, last of which Chris considers "educational". He has had several problems realizing the difference between exaggerated stereotypes and the reality, as also evidenced by his [[racism|racist remarks]].
[[Image:Needs more cleavage.jpg|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler: fighting for women's rights, every chance he gets.]]

Chris's most prominent reference to women's rights occurs at the end of [[Sonichu (comic) | Sonichu]] in [[Episode 17]], in which the [[Rosechu_(species)| Rosechus]] of [[CWCville]] strip to celebrate their victory over [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and assert their dominance over [[4-cent garbage.com]].

Chris's understanding of women's rights demonstrates how entrenched his stereotypical view of women truly is. While not outwardly misogynistic, Chris nevertheless has a view that true liberation for women involves their being able to strip without interference, and to be interpreted as women without pickles.

For Chris, the truest expression of a woman's freedom is to strip. More tellingly, the truest expression of a woman's freedom is to strip and produce erotic artwork for a male audience. Chris subtly admits that women possess a great deal of power over him; in his mind, they are truly able to exercise their complete freedom in society when given the right to fully exploit what gives them power - their chinas, tits, and asses. True women's liberation does not involve the treatment of women as equals, but rather opens up avenues for half of the population to finally get the chance to exploit the other half.

Despite their phenomenal talent for fighting evil, Chris depicts Rosechus as passive sexual toys for Sonichus. Reflecting Chris's own distorted image of women, the Rosechus in his comics tend to exhibit a desire to engage in stereotypical behavior, with occasional aggressive sexual overtures. Women play the role of deus ex machina in Chris's comics - occasionally leaving their role as supporting characters to engage in acts of great bravery and heroism. This mindset is painfully obvious in Chris's interaction with women during his [[love quest]]. Chris takes on a passive role in his attraction strategy, waiting to be approached by women who he thinks will take interest in his appearance. Chris essentially is looking for a [[Barbara Chandler|maternal figure]] in his life (paging Dr. Freud). Rather than aiming to better himself, he is looking to be fulfilled and served by women. Rather than having the full potential to use their talents in society, women's rights are the rights of women to bring pleasure to men as Chris sees fit.

When occasionally confronted with his sexism, Chris becomes extremely indignant and offended (as seen in the [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|White Knight E-mails]]). When his sexism is pointed out he gets upset and clarifies that he would never harm a woman (though he has no problem [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|threatening them]]). Chris seems to be under the impression that "sexism" basically means "physical abuse," and can't process the idea that treating women as sexual objects obsessed with shopping is still a form of sexism.

==TL;DR version==

Chris tries to pass off his sexism and misogyny as pseudo-feminism and will never get laid.

==Sauces==
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