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Burger King

2011-09-20T18:33:51Z

Robo: Changed a couple of tenses in the beginning.

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[[Image:King.jpg|thumb|"Robert, thy demise shall be a [[Wikipedia:Whopper|Whopper]]!"]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Burger King|Burger King]]''' is an [[United States of America|American]] chain of fast food restaurants headquartered in Miami, Florida and was [[Bob]]'s restaurant of choice, unlike Chris, who prefers [[McDonald's]], Burger King's competitor.

On occasion, Chris went to Burger King with Bob, which has resulted in a field agent spotting him there. However, it was a forged sighting by Chris himself, revealed in [[Jackie E-mails 3|the third part]] of a correspondence between Jackie and Chris.

==Sighting==
[[Image:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|right|Picture taken at the sighting.]]

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On 3 [[July 2010]] a "field agent" spotted Chris at his local Burger King. Bob, infuriated because he had arrived late for a discount on coffee, got into a argument with part-time manager Amanda. Eventually, Chris joined with a uproar "so loud, it would have awaken [sic] the dead."

The account in full:

{{quotebox|My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!}}

In reality, the sighting was forged. After creating the forged story, Chris promptly wrote the Coffee Place article, and, taking advantage of this, [[Clyde Cash]] created [[Trollin' Train]] and invited Chris there, if he would pledge allegiance to him, resulting in [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]].

==See also==
*[[McDonald's]] - Chris's preferred fast food hamburger chain.

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Harvey Birdman Commercial

2011-07-20T18:10:55Z

Robo: The video was set to private. I replaced it with a copy that works.

In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:

* Himself
* His eternal rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
* [[Sonichu]]
* <span style="font-size: xx-small;">...Harvey Birdman</span>

The terms "Christian Weston Chandler" and "brevity" do not go hand in hand, but due to the contest rules specifying 28-30 second entries, Chris delivers his pitch at a manic pace rather than omitting anything from his agenda. One can only imagine the seventeen-minute ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' presentation Chris would have delivered, had he been allowed.

Chris did not win the contest, or even place in the top five. This inspired him to post a complaint on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] (to be precise, he posted the same complaint twice), but, for some reason, Chris's idea of justice was never served.

The commercial appears in somewhat poor quality on Chris's [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]], but he also uploaded a better version of the same footage to his original [[YouTube]] account some time prior to October 31, [[2007]].

==Appearance==

Chris's weight has fluctuated wildly, and during this period in his life he actually wasn't that [[fat]]. Not as fat as now, anyway. Also, if Chris were to record this today, he would almost certainly tear off his [[glasses]] for maximum effect.

==Chris's entry==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Harvey Birdman Commercial
| image = {{#ev:youtube|l_b7S4i99JI}}
| Stardate = 24 [[February 2005]]
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Subject Matter = {{Television|text}}; Contest
| Performance Style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| Shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| Other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Live_performance|So Need a Cute Girl]]
| next = [[Pixelated_PS3#Video|Pixelated PS3]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech Impediment|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me... a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!

Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert|Stephen Colbert]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Miyamoto|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"]'' and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!

Let Harvey Birdman work for you!

[''rapidly displays two custom cards depicting himself and [[Sonichu]]'']

[[Chris and his Ego|This has been a Christian Chandler/Sonichu production]]. Thank you very much! [''Nazi salute'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[So Need a Cute Girl]]|nextlink=[[Pixelated PS3]]|}}
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[[Category:Contests]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2005-02-24]]

File talk:Chris at Gamestop sighting.png

2010-04-04T03:46:03Z

Robo:

I can barely see it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:42, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
* Crap, my bad. I tried to revert it to it's original bigger size but it didn't work. Can someone please resize it properly. Sorry about that --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 23:37, 3 April 2010 (EST)
*I know I screwed when I uploaded it and I tried resizing it a million times when I realized my mistake, but it never came out right. I think it's best if someone would just delete this. There is already a link that will give you the same thing: http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/showpost.php?p=1064427996&postcount=15. [[User:Robo|Robo]] 03:43, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

File talk:Chris at Gamestop sighting.png

2010-04-04T03:43:43Z

Robo:

I can barely see it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:42, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
* Crap, my bad. I tried to revert it to it's original bigger size but it didn't work. Can someone please resize it properly. Sorry about that --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 23:37, 3 April 2010 (EST)
*I know I screwed up the upload and I tried resizing it a million times when I realized my mistake, but it never came out right. I think it's best if someone would just delete this. There is already a link that will give you the same thing: http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/showpost.php?p=1064427996&postcount=15. [[User:Robo|Robo]] 03:43, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

File talk:ChrisGameShop.jpg

2010-04-03T20:12:28Z

Robo:

A white nerd from bumfuck Virginia with a jheri curl. Every time I think I've seen it all... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:07, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
: I thought he might be the "Unknown Man" from the Magical Potion video but the hairdo doesn't fit. Not the most *ahem* heterosexual photo we have of Chris... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:22, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
Sauce and the story behind this are here and it's pretty interesting: http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/showpost.php?p=1064427996&postcount=15 [[User:Robo|Robo]] 20:12, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

User:Robo

2010-03-26T00:32:08Z

Robo: Created page with 'Though I am made of titanium, I still feel human like you. Copper and tin, and 6 other twins, I left them and came with you. I might not be blue like my brothers I know, but m…'

Though I
am made
of titanium, I
still feel
human like you.

Copper and tin,
and 6 other twins, I
left them and came with
you.

I might not be blue
like my brothers I know,
but my gears will last
forever.

I'm happy to be,
in your party
aren't you?

Robots can be
for evil or good.
Please don't reprogram me.

My memories and thoughts
are all I have left,
am I malfunctioning?

In 23 hundred A.D
I was left to study the humans,
then you came along and I played this song
for you.

R66-y
that is my name, but
you can call me
anything.

just leave me here,
I'll tend to this place.
I'm good at gardening.

So Fiona and me, we planted the trees
and you went into the future.
Just look and see, this forest I made
for you.

Though I
am made
of titanum, I
Still feel
human like you.

Won't you pick me
instead of that frog?
I can do healing too!

(Credit goes to OC remix for the song lyrics I just copypasted. That song is a perfect theme for me, R-66y.)