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File talk:Kroger sighting.jpg

2010-11-12T10:54:22Z

Robotnik:

Kroger's does sell Hungry Man dinners. I know the ones near me here in Richmond, VA are starting to remodel. And they also sell Sushi & sake. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 09:11, 11 November 2010 (PST)
*Shouldn't it be noted that this is probably some way to take advantage of eating for free on Veterans day? This is going on Speculation.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 11:47, 11 November 2010 (PST)
** Anyone else disturbed at this? I'm for mocking the stuff he releases or when he makes a public idiot out of himself, but randomly taking pictures of him when he's sitting around doing nothing is kinda pushing it. [[User:Supersheep|Supersheep]] 19:29, 11 November 2010 (EST)
***Seconded. Really, everything is a bit much. Having a wiki with srs bsns rules is too much. Transcribing his every word is too much. Pretty much everyone here really takes shit too far. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:35, 11 November 2010 (PST)
****WELCOME TO THE CWCKI HAVE FUN LOLOLOL -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 16:45, 11 November 2010 (PST)
****I forgot the CWCki's motto was "WHERE NO SHIT IS TO MINOR (Except when we doccument Chris in the wild, that's just taking it too far)". --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 17:40, 11 November 2010 (PST)
*I just realized this is the first update on Chris since the Manchester 10 year High School reunion occurred (November 08, 2010)... did he go, or what? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 02:54, 12 November 2010 (PST)

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-26T05:17:07Z

Robotnik: /* Breaks */

Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** If someone who has the power to can merge all the other DayOut pages with this one, that'd be awesome. ~~This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!
::*I'm more curious about what that horrible rattling in the last video is whenever he comes to a stop. Anyone here particularly knowledgeable about cars? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:29, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** Didn't he say something to the effect of his muffler being fucked? The sound is that of a bum muffler. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*If his car is standard it could be him not clutching correctly..gear grinder. It could be a number of things really though, loose muffler, bad transmission...it's very noticeable when he he speeds up from first gear or goes into it gearing down...so regardless of auto/stan transmission my bet is that his first gear sucks ass, it's not a bum muffler though, it would be a lot louder while he was driving if it was.
--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:42, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:::It's an automatic, like most Americunt cars. Chris can't drive a manual - DA STRESS will be too much for him. Also, Number 5 is up. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:14, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
Quick question, is anyone transcribing the last one? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:45, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I would, but got midterm tomorrow, so only taking a break from studying. Whoever does, do have some notes for you to make in the italics: chris impatience with the red lights, and his 'casting' to have it change at his whim, the hospital mention could note how Chris may be a terminal resident in the near future, try to see if you can decipher the number on the below-mentioned handicap sticker.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:37, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*I think it's 1545074. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 21:58, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Is there anywhere here that explains why they would have a handicap parking sign? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:52, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
*Virgin-yahh's one of the few states where being "high-fucntionign autistic" counts the same as having a missing limb, or cancer, so Chris gets special parking.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:12, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

== "At least my face..." ==

Possible [[Clyde Cash]] reference? What could possibly cause that title to be given to the last video? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:30, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:Pointless, ineffective insult or reference to his awful cosplay, perhaps? --[[User:Eniggy|The Big Lenigski]] 21:35, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

==Breaks==
His breaks make a concerning tapping noise when he makes a full stop, particularly in "At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange". Either the pads have a glaze from the cold and him making unusually soft stops, or it's something completely different because I don't know shit about cars... If the former, than it's not a big deal... --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 22:16, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-26T05:16:20Z

Robotnik:

Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** If someone who has the power to can merge all the other DayOut pages with this one, that'd be awesome. ~~This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!
::*I'm more curious about what that horrible rattling in the last video is whenever he comes to a stop. Anyone here particularly knowledgeable about cars? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:29, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** Didn't he say something to the effect of his muffler being fucked? The sound is that of a bum muffler. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*If his car is standard it could be him not clutching correctly..gear grinder. It could be a number of things really though, loose muffler, bad transmission...it's very noticeable when he he speeds up from first gear or goes into it gearing down...so regardless of auto/stan transmission my bet is that his first gear sucks ass, it's not a bum muffler though, it would be a lot louder while he was driving if it was.
--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:42, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:::It's an automatic, like most Americunt cars. Chris can't drive a manual - DA STRESS will be too much for him. Also, Number 5 is up. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:14, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
Quick question, is anyone transcribing the last one? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:45, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I would, but got midterm tomorrow, so only taking a break from studying. Whoever does, do have some notes for you to make in the italics: chris impatience with the red lights, and his 'casting' to have it change at his whim, the hospital mention could note how Chris may be a terminal resident in the near future, try to see if you can decipher the number on the below-mentioned handicap sticker.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:37, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*I think it's 1545074. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 21:58, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Is there anywhere here that explains why they would have a handicap parking sign? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:52, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
*Virgin-yahh's one of the few states where being "high-fucntionign autistic" counts the same as having a missing limb, or cancer, so Chris gets special parking.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:12, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

== "At least my face..." ==

Possible [[Clyde Cash]] reference? What could possibly cause that title to be given to the last video? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:30, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:Pointless, ineffective insult or reference to his awful cosplay, perhaps? --[[User:Eniggy|The Big Lenigski]] 21:35, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

==Breaks==
His breaks make a concerning tapping noise when he makes a full stop, particularly in "At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange". Either the pads have a glaze from the cold and him making unusually soft stops, or it's something completely different because I don't know shot about cars... If the former, than it's not a big deal... --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 22:16, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2189

2010-06-01T11:16:24Z

Robotnik:

Transcribe, BITCH, etc. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:12, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll take it --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:23, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

''"You can quit pestering my friends"''

You don't have any friends, you freak of nature! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:40, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
*I want to know what he means by that--is that something the FAs say whenever they try to get him back online?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:42, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
::Someone on /cwc/ said that this was an indirect way of referring to Rocky, and he is afraid to mention her name because he believes that the trolls have some sort of internet Death Note. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:03, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
::*If we assume "friends" is code for "Rocky", then this means that Rocky is already being phonespammed by ED/flooded with email tons of times. How Chris knows about it is hard to discern--either Rocky complained or Rocky tried to play the sympathy card("LOOK AT THE SACRIFICE I'M MAKING FOR YOU"). Sympathy card is more probable. I'm going to check the other mentions of "friends" he's made recently too. Also, by "friends" he could also mean his parents.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:55, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

==Music==
What is he listening to? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 23:03, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds almost like Sheryl Crow... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgKzYiIwlM Colbie Caillat - Fallin' for You] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:14, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

==Wow==
You can tell he's really trying not to say that he "gave up" Cwcipedia, even though he ends up saying it twice. I wonder if that's because he realises that his copyrights were tied to it. Still, stupid manchild, etc. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:45, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

==Recorded in his kitchen?==
Note the Christmas Tree and visible sunlight in the background. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 20:28, 31 May 2010 (EST)
:Yes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:32, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
:He says in the house tour video that they keep the tree up year round. I'm guessing that this is a practical move since there's no difference between storage space and living space in the house. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 01:28, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
:That's not Bob in the background, is it? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 11:16, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
==Next Video?==
So how long till we see another vide would you say? I give it a five days.[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*Let's just see it that way; it's the first time Chris mentions Sonichu in his videos since 21 March 2010. I think Rocky's influence is slipping. Besides, two videos in three days and both had a link with the CWCipedia. I am ready to bet an old 5$ bill we will have a new video in 2-4 days and a 'Tard Rage video within two weeks. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:29, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*A week at most. Chris has surprised us before by going quite awhile without making a video but never bitched about it. He may be doing this to reassure himself but it won't be long before he's back. This is what, the third or fourth time he's "quit" the internet this year? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 03:30, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*Personally I'm thinking one of two outcomes. In the first outcome, he explodes into a violent rage tomorrow, complete with webcam abuse and the claw of fail, possibly a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, screaming something completely incomprehensible about Alec and a large bowl of goat shit. On the second outcome, he lasts three days and then uploads something entirely retarded about Family Guy with only a minor acknowledgement towards the CWCipedia situation, possibly none at all. Also, did he really sign over his rights for Sonichu with the CWCipedia? I'd love to read the terms and conditions of the agreement. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 03:49, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*Sonichu was "copyrighted" as "work for hire", which means that when the CWCipedia "hired" Chris, he gave them the rights to Sonichu. By abandoning the site known as "CWCipedia" in any form, he abandoned Sonichu and the CWCipedia sold the rights to Alec, who paid Vivian to host her comic there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:02, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

==Author Created: 2-D Artwork==
wait, what does this mean, chris sent in a single picture titled sonichu to be copyrighted? [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 04:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*In response to SenorTucan's question and confirmation of MoarLurk's statement: got to the Cwcipedia. They have the copyright papers up there that list the copyright as "Work for hire." --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 04:37, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*That's what it looked like to me too: Chris sent some picture and got a registration for it. Chris is no lawyer, so while he technically did get ''a registration'' of copyrights, we have no bloody idea ''what he submitted'' and hence what he actually registered. He sent ''something'' to the copyright office and got back a registration. Now he's under the delusion that this piece of paper is an official confirmation that he has the rights to all things Sonichu, past, present and future. And, as said, it was listed as work for hire, which needed some light too. If this would go into actual court, Chris would have ''a lot'' of futile explaining to do. (But then again, so would Alec: the ''real'' Sonichu rights holder is still Sega+Nintendo.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 07:43, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Robotnik

2010-05-31T11:39:33Z

Robotnik: /* Concerning the animal crossing documentary */

==Sketchy details==
Hey Robotnik, that's a good question. Are you asking because you happen to know one of his friends? ^^ Anyway: There are several important parts of Christian's life that we don't know a lot about, mostly regarding the years [[2005]], [[2006]] and [[2007]]. (this is the period that chris was not at school, but also didn't have the internet to keep him buisy) We know chris had a few jobs, like working at wendys and working as a knife-salesman, but we don't really know when he had these jobs, how long he had them, and what he did there. We only know he was fired from Wendys for scaring a little kid. We also don't have any idea of the extent of his Love Quest. He could have been going to the mall every day in this period, but he could also have just been loitering a few times a week. (you know how lazy chris is). He must have filled his days somehow, but it is still a mystery how exactly he did it. Also, I really wonder what kind of person Christian was like before 2007, even when he was at high-school. He seemed quite layed back, and not as hot-headed and weird as he is now. He had some gal-pals, and even some friends that could stand him, but again, most info we have about this is through chris himself, and he could be painting a too positive portrait of himself...

Another thing we don't know much about is his relation with his parents, and the way they react to the internet. I believe his father doesn't really like Chris, and actually secretly think's the trolling is quite funny. Christian's mother seems to be quite upset however.

Oh, and I wonder how he got along at Animé Mid Atlantic. He attended that convention twice. ^^

[[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:03, 20 March 2009 (CET)
*All I really got was a confirmation of things we already knew, He did indeed go every day to harass people at various mall shops until he gets kicked out. He also got arrested for the nude photos he took and sent to everybody, it scared Joshua Martinez's sister and she got the police to arrest him. He was put in holding for some time. The valuable thing is I opened communication with one of his friends.--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 05:18, 27 March 2009 (CET)
:* Wow, he got arrested for the nudes? That's quite a scoop. I'll add it to some articles when I have time. Good work! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:34, 30 March 2009 (CEST)

==Question==
Just curious, are you...Rockman?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:17, 4 May 2009 (CEST)
*no... I am nobody but Robotnik. I am a part of no other major community related to Christian...--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 07:23, 4 May 2009 (CEST)

==Cleanup==
I'm cleaning up old images. Does [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Anabad.jpg this thing] have a purpose? I am going to delete it unless I can get some justification for it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:59, 4 October 2009 (CEST)
*It displays some of Anna's art, as something about her personality. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:04, 5 October 2009 (CEST)
**Yeah, it was the cleanest image I could put up. I thought an example of her drawing skills could be significant seeing as how she criticized the Sonichu rendering --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 08:49, 5 October 2009 (CEST)

==E-mail from 05 April 2009==
People are starting to clean up the [[Vanessa Saga]] page which was originally your sub user page. However, it seems like you interspersed your own commentary with an actual e-mail and it's hard to tell when your commentary begins and when it's actually Chris. Could you clarify what is what so we can just have the e-mail so people can refer to it? Thank you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:29, 12 December 2009 (CET)

*The only commentary I added was the first line in some of them to put the following log into context. Looking at the page I don't see anything wrong... The email at the beginning was verbatim; he was quoting the ED article. I have, however, uncovered a new log I had forgotten about. He believes he is talking to supermodel Brooke Burk. I'm going to tack it on to the sub page...--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 02:43, 13 December 2009 (CET)

== Concerning the animal crossing documentary ==

I have put it upon myself to finish the transcription, did anyone even plan to finish it?
[[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 30 May 2010 11:43
*Dunno, you're welcome to it if you're willing to finish it up. I think I remember someone else trying it from scratch, doubt he got much further... --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 11:39, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-20T01:58:57Z

Robotnik: /* YOU ARE FAGGOTS */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*he's on to me --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Supposed samefag here. I'm just deeply embedded in the Pokemon TCG scene. When I saw the thread I got really excited since someone still playing the game there had (or claimed to have) interacted with Chris. Posted PMs exchanged @Pokegym.net/forums in #sonichu via screencap. (Links here: [http://tinypic.com/r/10wv2w7/6 1] [http://tinypic.com/r/29kweg3/6 2] [http://tinypic.com/r/2q1cmkp/6 3] [http://tinypic.com/r/2hcqkah/6 4] [http://tinypic.com/r/vg5r8x/6 5] [http://tinypic.com/r/2r6ebk3/6 6]) The only thing that I couldn't find was his real name. Usually it's on the Organized Play website but The Game Place's page doesn't have a contact name (Neither did the "Virginia Pokemon" website, and the few people I know who play in VA didn't know either.) A quick google search got me a post on the Gym by user PokeMedic who said they'd recently taken over as League Leader at the Charlottesville location. I've had an account there for years, PM'd the person expecting no response. Surprisingly I received confirmation. The way our conversation panned out, he appears to be legit, or at the very least the current League Leader at the Game Place. Hopefully Mimms or Lucas can provide a name. [[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 06:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**PokeMedic? As in, Medic the mod on /cwc/? Now that would make me lol if he's behind this trolling effort. I'm suspicious that Paulo's original post in the thread implies that he first heard about cwcki and /cwc/ and only recently read the ED article, even though he's been in on the Chris-GamePlace saga since "day one." Wut? [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Adblock Plus, dude. Find the image, filter, seizure over. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Totally not a troll. I was hoping to get my feet wet in this because Mike really wanted to get in on this but can't commit to it. Mimms will confirm, but he's not going to say nice things about me and likewise. --Gamer Paulo 06:38, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Troll or not, his take on Megan is one that I'm sure myself and a lot of others have suspected is closer to the truth for a long time. This isn't some teen movie where the shy, friendly girl is spit on by the blonde cheerleader clique for no reason. In the real world, if you don't have friends there is probably a good reason for it, and we know that Megan really didn't have any. She's also a Nazi fetishist in her twenties that still plays Pokemon, traces Sonic recolors and Sailor Moons, and uses a retard for material gain, these are all known facts. I find it hard to buy that she was just some innocent demure flower ruined by Chris's actions (which is not to say Chris would not have been perfectly capable of doing so if it was in fact the case) [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*(Stress sighs) Since /cwc/ is in seizure mode, somebody requested that I upload a screencap of the thread. Here ya go. [http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00599092886322880810]--[[User:Inetlumberjack|Inetlumberjack]] 07:08, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**I'm pretty sure that the seizure background is to make sure "you-know-who" doesn't read it. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 07:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**He's forgotten it exists and doesn't check the community portal, don't worry too much. Plus, PARTY HARD mode will rape his eyes if he got uncomfortable just looking at a red-black gradient.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
* I can't keep out of my head the possibility that the new source is a troll. Nevertheless, it still adds a piece to the mosaic of the Game Place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
Well, It looks like there might be some truth to this after all... According to Lucas, he knows who it is. Taking in all these facts, perhaps this person is indeed Eric: in The Lucas & Mimms Q&A, they said Chris picked on a kid who took over Chris's role as gym leader a few times. Just a guess, but that's who it might be if this isn't a troll [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:49, 19 May 2010 (EST)
* That is my name, but the other stuff about me isn't accurate. As far as Chris goes, he never picked on me and I didn't really do anything with Chris except play one game of Pokemon with him. Everything else we heard and saw was through observation. Mike and I wanted to put ourselves out here to maybe get in on some FAing since we're tired of how persistent he is in trying to get back into the store and how his actions keep affecting business. While I was in the store today talking to everyone and showing them the comments that were made on /cwc/ we had a riot. We then got a phone call from the owner this afternoon who just seems to have found out about everything from another employee who saw what was going on yesterday on /cwc/. He thought it was a riot but since he's now aware we need to stop what we were hoping to get accomplished since it might make us look like instigators. From the looks of it though we weren't really going get anywhere. --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 17:30, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it might not have been such a great idea for you go on /cwc/ and out the owner as a registered sex offender. Some people are so touchy. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 19:03, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

regards putting stuff on cwcki, only use information they agree on. so, nothing about mimms begging chris, nothing about megan and nothing about paulo being a furry. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I assume this means that the post Lucas made on PVCC is mostly valid(by "mostly" I mean the part about Megan, which is debatable).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:44, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
|-
! Lucas post on PVCC - Wednesday, May 19th, 2010, 8:42 PM
|-
|Okay

that's what I should've done in the first place, my bad, I was kind of peeved and it got the better of me

-he's a real guy

-what he said about barb the day chris was banned is more than likely true

-I want to say chris trying to segregate the kids never happened. That's a pretty big deal and I'd imagine if he did do that he would have been booted instantly. You guys would have heard about it too from Mimms since he was almost always there and you guys asked us about his racist exploits many times already

-There were never many parents staying around until fairly recently like after chris left

-like I said I personally think his thing about megan is crap from my point of view

-story about mimms lies and exaggeration probably fueled by their dumb feud

-ask me about anything else but I think these are the most important parts. A lot of his other stories are just about him
|-
|}
since the validity of the info is disputed, anything that the two agree on can be put into an article. everything else should be considered false until proven otherwise. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

put the meagan stuff in there just as an "alternate interpretation" section --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] needs to sign their comments

Talk:Aspergers (CWCipedia article)

2010-05-19T09:26:40Z

Robotnik:

Categorize this. I was thinking of making a regular Asperger's article but I think it's alright to have this article here since it summarizes Chris's views on Asperger's and why he dislikes ass pies in addition to a regular article to chronicle the drama about Asperger's. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:30, 5 December 2009 (CET)

*Categories added. I figured that since Chris made the post it was important to document it, but I didn't want to take up the title "Aspergers" with this or do a redirect with that title in case someone wanted to make a general article on Asperger's Syndrome and Chris's views about the subject. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 06:45, 5 December 2009 (CET)

==An obscure passage==

Anyone have any idea what Chris is getting at towards the end of this passage:

<blockquote>"The people who first evaluated me ever even stated that I would never even make it to [[Manchester High School|High School]], much less even Write His Name. Take That and Smoke It, oldest doctors."</blockquote>

"Write His Name"? "Take That and Smoke It, oldest doctors"? WHUT?! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 07:30, 5 December 2009 (CET)

*Chris is probably dramatizing what the doctors said about him. I'd imagine they probably did say he'd need special schooling and couldn't make it in a regular high school, but as far as not being able to write his own name? He was already in elementary school when this was discussed, so I imagine he could already do that at the time.

:And "take that and smoke it" is Chris telling off those who diagnosed him by butchering the cliche, "Put that in your pipe and smoke it." In other words, "so there!" [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 07:46, 5 December 2009 (CET)

==A revealing line==

Noteworthy for a different reason is the very next line:

<blockquote>"I have worked very hard to achieve and maintain [[Honor roll|Honor Roll]] throughout Middle and High School, and even to make the [[PVCC]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean's List]], and fulfill my parents' wishes to work for and earn the [[CADD|Degree and Certificate for Computer Aided Drafting and Design]]."</blockquote>

That's right: not "I worked", but "I ''have'' worked". Chris earned his CADD degree ''over three years ago'', and that's the ''most'' recent of the several "accomplishments" that he lists... yet he's still referring to all of these deeds in the present perfect tense instead of the preterite. I mean, the syntax of his sentences alone is revealing just how much he's living in the past! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 07:30, 5 December 2009 (CET)

I think the last part is especially revealing. To "fulfill [his] parents' wishes"? That he earned the degree not for his own benefit but because his parents wanted him to do it shows that he is content to stagnate and make nothing of himself. Not that we didn't know that, but it's interesting to see him admit it, oblique though his admission may be. --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:28, 5 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris showing his superiority by insisting on his social inferiority? ==

"They think they can one-up, or even match, autism with the Lack of Social Capability and their Clumsiness and such."

- I can't come up with a clever remark about this. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 08:25, 5 December 2009 (CET)

Urge... to throttle manchild... rising... [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 09:02, 5 December 2009 (CET)

I think what Chris is trying to get at is that ASS PIES raise the bar for autistics and that means people will have higher expectations for people like Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 5 December 2009 (CET)

Yeah, I'm sure it enrages him to know, thanks to the existence of Asperger's Syndrome, that there are autistic males who have a lot of friends, get positive female attention, and look like this (yours truly): [http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v170/40/78/32404352/n32404352_31011321_1360.jpg] --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:23, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*I'm sorry, Doomknight, was I supposed to fap to that? I won't because I AM STRAIGHT. I AM NOT A HOMO! I know because I have Sailor Moon posters and fondle Optimus Prime and stuff. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 13:37, 5 December 2009 (CET)
* Doomknight, you have to be the second-most-handsome man on the CWCKI. (the most handsome being myself, naturally). In all seriousness, my opinion on this whole thing as a professional high-functioning asperger's personthingunit is: LOLhahahaha oh wow. I was angry for a split second when I first read it, but then it just became hilarious -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 01:34, 6 December 2009 (CET)

== How far will this little piece bring us?==
* He's done it! Finally! Those DAMN and SLANDEROUS Asperger's hogging al MY attention! This piece of comedy gold is so incredibly hilarious to me I don't know where to begin. Every time I read a bit I start laughing my ass off. Please keep up the pinning with Asperger's, because I smell a Youtube rant coming. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 11:10, 5 December 2009 (CET)

==WAT==
And to think I had some small piece of pity for CWC before that, some troll's remorse maybe... Oh dear. It's somehow even worse than the "Gay Gene curing" thing, maybe because the latter sounds too fantastic and over-the-top. But this... oh man. Chris, what the fuck.

Not to be too offtopic, a suggestion: maybe we could make a middle-sized article named something like "Chris's intolerance"/"Chris and intolerance"/"Chris's Kampf"/whatever. In it we could make a list (with links) of all examples of Chris's intolerance - racial, sexual, religious, or medical. This list could give people a quick overview of the levels of Chris's intolerance in general, while specific articles (like this one, Niggos, Homos, etc.) would examine each type in depth. How about this, guys? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 12:59, 5 December 2009 (CET)

== What the hell is he talking about? ==

I read the line "And with that, I have not only Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People, but I have gone beyond the Autistic Dreams academically, communicatively and socially." and wondered what he was getting at.
I understand that he thinks he's some sort of fantastic example for autistics everywhere but the part about helping cultivate the first generation of autistic people has me stumped.

Does he think that autism wasn't in existence before his lifetime?
Does he think he is the 'Prototype Autistic'?
Is he confusing 'cultivate' with 'leading'? If so, why the first generation?

This article is a prime example of his ego, jealousy and stubborn stupidity in the face of facts.
Amazing! --[[User:Tarkus|Tarkus]] 22:08, 5 December 2009 (CET)

* He's basically saying that he conquered every symptom, problem and consequence of classic autism. He has made friends, he performed excellent at school, he is popular. He's basically so awesome that he could kick Chuck Norris' ass with his Chun Lee moves despite his autism and as such is a shining beacon of hope and STRAIGHT manliness for every autistic person in the world. Somehow in his demented mind having Aspergers' messes with that. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 00:44, 6 December 2009 (CET)

==Harry Potter==

I added a small passage comparing this to his hatred for Harry Potter, because it seems so fucking obvious. If I'm deluding myself, please say so. It just seemed to fit.[[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 02:05, 6 December 2009 (CET)
*That's a pretty good comparison actually. Harry Potter/Assburgers is the bane of his Pokemon/Autism. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 02:13, 6 December 2009 (CET)
:* I wasn't aware that he hated Harry Potter. It seems logical the way you put it. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 13:08, 6 December 2009 (CET)
::*Chrissy hates Harry Potter because it "dared" to compete with Pokemon. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 16:12, 6 December 2009 (CET)
::: I wonder how he feels about Digimon, Monster Rancher, and other monster raising games from around the same time. 3 C-quarters says he "doesn't much care for them." --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 00:20, 7 December 2009 (CET)

==Ass Meat==

Is actually one of the best cuts of meat. The most tender meat usually come from the back of the animal, like the rump, rib and loin; I know this shit, I'm a dago --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 05:22, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

== Oh Lord, I love the pic ==

This is an excellent example of having an image associated with an article. It's pure perfection to have an image of Chris ala Adolf Hitler with the quote "VICTORY OVER AUTISM BELONGS ONLY TO US TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE" as the caption. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:04, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

== So... ==

What exactly makes the two so COMPLETELY DIFFERENT in Chris's mind. Has he ever gone into detail on that? He admits they're similar, and seems aware that Aspergers is less severe than autism, but he's never actually mentioned any traits or characteristics that set autism apart from aspergers.

If this were the good old mailbag days, I would have liked to drill him on this. God dammit I miss the mailbags.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:13, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

It's simple. Chris takes pride in the fact that he's high-functioning autistic. He's become convinced, somehow, that it's incredibly rare for someone to be as high-functioning as he is and sees it as an accomplishment. However, he seems to think that people with Aspergers are even higher functioning. It makes him feel less perfect than he thinks he is. He also thinks that they're faking it to gain sympathy.

Having the two grouped together under the same banner means, to Chris, that he's a faking impostor who is too lazy to improve on himself. More or less, the scientific community just declared that his name is Ian Brandon Anderson.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:41, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

*I understand the whole stealing the limelight and faking impostor aspects, I'm just wondering if Chris ever tried to justify the "Completely different" aside from "Because I said so".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:15, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
**Is there even a reason for chris's irrational hatred of apsergers? i know its chris we are talking about, but even this must have a more logical origin.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:47, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

''"For your information, the Fact of Aspergers being different from Autism and of it trying to steal the light is of MY Own Idea."''

Only after seeing how defensive Chris was getting did it occur to me he's probably just jumping on the bandwagon of mocking these self-diagnosed Aspies I've heard so much about, and added a narcissistic twist to it. If someone ran the ED page on AS by him we might get some interesting information. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 02:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

==oh, here==
http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Robotnik/veggiewar forgot I made this; it might be funny...--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 09:26, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:PS3 History Level

2010-05-18T18:49:44Z

Robotnik:

== Todo ==
* Needs a link to the LBP forum discussion that is mentioned in the article (the LBP players raging over Chris's nudes).
* The transcript needs the level messages (speech bubble thingies) and other game messages that pop up in the video. People who like freeze frame fun will no doubt find this an interesting challenge.
* The transcript was based on just the voice, and try as I might, I couldn't figure out what the heck he said at some points. If someone has more clue about the game and can fill in some of the parts I couldn't get, that'd be swell.

== Cross-Media Bar ==

I transcribed the dialogue as "Cross-Media Bar", as that's how he pronounces it. However, I recently learned that unbeknownst to me but knownst to the Sony fanboys, Sony is XXXXXSTRREEEME and officially calls it "XrossMediaBar". (It's got a small ™ after it, just to add to its street credibility.)

So as that thing is officially pronounced "cross-media bar", I shouldn't really transcribe it otherwise than what it's officially called, as Chris wasn't stumbling around here. I'll change it to the official spelling. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:50, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

==This level==
I had the misfortune of playing this level early last week, the point just after opening the Gamestop bag and collecting the AWESOME prizes inside where you need to push the switch, then jump aside gets fucked up really easily. This mechanism works roughly half the time, making the level impossible to complete and absolutely unplayable. Just play the video while jabbing yourself in the leg with a hat pin and play the Sonichu 0 level instead. --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 18:49, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

File talk:104-GirlfriendAttract.jpg

2010-05-11T00:15:06Z

Robotnik:

This card is pretty broke-ass already, but it gets even more broken when you factor in the ambiguous gender of most Yu-Gi-Oh cards. "Yes, my Blue-Eyes White Dragons are girls." [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 11:00, 11 August 2009 (CEST)
:I don't know anything about Yu-Gi-Oh, but if these custom cards are anything like his Pokemon cards, they are all ridiculously overpowered.--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 00:15, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Greene County Conspiracy

2010-05-09T10:50:19Z

Robotnik: /* Holy shit, guys */

Starting transcription [[User:Urist|Urist]] 04:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

A video was released earlier by solidsnakeproductions giving a gay craigslist user looking for good times directions to Chris' house...could this be why he made this video? [[User:LouisLash|LouisLash]] 2:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Doubtful. By the sounds of it, Chris won tickets for some sporting event, no one wanted to go with his smelly ass and when he did go, he was reminded he was a [[Virgin with rage]] by the lovey-dovey couple beside him. Thus, he decided to go after others, blaming ''two fucking counties'' for playing Kick the Autistic!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Name Change==
I know, it just got put up, but this page needs a better name. I vote for either "Chris Whines The Blues" or "The Greene County Conspiracy"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:09, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Moving it here, so it can be seen.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I like "The Greene County Conspiracy". -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

What's the "100 2178" supposed to mean--is it just random gibberish for blank videos or is there some meaning to it?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, that's just the file number Chris uploaded this to.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:33, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Who wants to note all the aesthetic similarities to [[Song of Christian]]? We could call it Song of Christian II : Electric Boogaloo. [[User:TheBrownSonichu|TheBrownSonichu]] 07:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Cry some more, Chris==
Hahahahahaha! His tears taste magnificent! Greatest CWC video in a while. We're fucking breaking him. [[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]] 05:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*"We" didn't do shit. Chris did this to himself, yet again proving that no one trolls Chris better than Chris. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 07:46 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Pertinence==
This is worth mentioning in so many other articles. Namely, the articles on [[reality]] and his [[ego]] come to mind. It's a conspiracy, folks! -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's Shirt. ==

Hey everyone. I make a crappy smalltime riffing video series for fun, and I decided to ''possibly'' riff this video. I typically brighten videos up when I riff them if they're retardedly dark, and I noticed no one had an idea of what shirt he's wearing, so I took a screencap of my best effort to brighten Chris's day.

http://imgur.com/ygTLM.jpg

It appears to be a new shirt, either a tank top or a tee with the sleeves rolled up, with what I ''believe'' to be the Hogwarts shield on it. Chances are I'm wrong on that, though.

Also, I've noticed he's lost ''alot'' of hair. That may be the reason why he's obstructing himself.

I hope it helps! --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 05:45, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
* First of all, it looks like the shirt's an orange ''Sonic Heroes'' t-shirt. The little emblem by his left manboob looks like the ''Sonic Heroes'' logo. Second of all, holy shit, where did his hair go?! I know he had more than that when he did that video gloating over removing that piece!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:48, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* That frame exaggerates the state of his hair. The camera isn't looking straight at him like it is in the beginning, and the aspect ratio hasn't been enforced. Here's another frame: http://i.imgur.com/Ic9XE.jpg --[[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 06:20, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* Ah, crap, I forgot I changed the ratio. Sorry about that x3

Yes, this one is much better. I can tell there is a character in that emblem on his shirt, but I'm not sure who it is... It looks like either Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab or XJ9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot to me. It also looks like there's a...rocketship? I believe? --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Almost thought it was the shirt from "10 September 2009" since the first person mentioned rolling up the sleeves, until I saw the emblem. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 07:16, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The Conspiracy==
I guess I misunderstood the video, because I thought Chris was whining that he would have had a better life in Chesterfield county, but the Chandlers got stuck in Greene county because they couldn't sell the house they are currently living in. Could somebody help a poor slow-in-the-mind like me figure this out? Thanks in advance (please type slowly). [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Assuming what Chris is telling us is true, I reckon it goes like this. For about the latter five years of the 90s, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville was empty while the Chandlers lived in Richmond and Chris was in high school. If they'd successfully sold 14 Branchland Court, they would have had the money to buy a permanent place in the Richmond area. Since they couldn't sell it, it wasn't cost-effective to keep renting homes in Richmond while also paying property taxes on the Ruckersville house and letting it fall into even worse disrepair. Thus, the move back to Ruckersville after Chris graduated high school. Which more or less rings true to me, altogether. (The part about realtors conspiring with the school district...well, yeah.) Anyway, I updated a couple of the articles on Chris's homes with this data, I think I hit the main ones that needed it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

(1) Chris attends elementary school in Greene County, where sitting on the principal's lap gives him homophobia and a group of teachers abuses him by holding him down and recording his screams and cries. The school board wants him institutionalized so his family moves to Chesterfield County, but keep their house in Greene County.
(2) Chris goes to school in Chesterfield County, where he Comes Out of His Autistic Shell, makes lots of Gal-Pals, and creates Sonichu.
(3) Chris graduates and moves back to Greene County, away from all of his Gal-Pals, and begins his decline. PVCC is in Greene County. If his family had been able to sell their house (it sounds like they must not have had any interest in selling their house) then they would still live in Chesterfield County. You can see pictures of the move in A Week In The Life of Christian Weston Chandler, which is about his High School graduation [[User:Urist|Urist]] 06:25, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Simple answer: Chris is blaming everyone else for his problems. How do you not get how this works? [[User:BrokenDead89|BrokenDead89]] 06:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

tl;dr, everything bad in Chris's life is the fault of <s>Adam Stackhouse</s> <s>Joshua Martinez</s> <s>Jerkops</s> <s>Clyde Cash</s> <s>THE IMPOSTOR</s> <s>That Damn ED Page</s> <s>The Cwcki</s> <s>Michael Snyder</s> <s>Ms. Roach the Babysitter</s> <s>Chris's principal</s> The Greene County School Board of the early 1990s. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, guys, it's making sense now (as much as anything Chris-related can). I think the article on this video has the Greene and Chesterfield houses mixed up, which derailed me. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*You're right, the summary had that mixed up. Good catch. Fixed that and added a link. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:41, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Wait, I'm confused now. Was Greene County involved with the two bugs in his PS3? I guess that makes since, because county officials would have the access. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:27, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The end of the Y.A.S.G. as we know it==

The line regarding his attempt to find someone in his congregation to with him at the "Extreme Sports" show is revealing. Not only he used Rocky to find friends to go with him, none of them called him back. This is, for me, a proof that we can move the infamous "Young Adult Social Group" in the list of people who doesn't love Chris. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*To that end, I've added a dramatic visual recreation of the event. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:00, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Holy shit, guys==

Inb4 not a forum, I just want to say that I can't fucking believe that anyone would be so idiotic. I've followed this guy for months now, but fucking hell, even the stupidest people I know have the intelligence not to blame their elementary school for people not liking them, and many of the people I know are going to flunk out of high school. Holy fucking shit. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 10:36, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:We've been following him for years; this is childs' play. I don't know about you guys, but "You're all just immature, naive, condescending, soulless monsters." fits me to the letter --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 10:50, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked

2010-05-05T23:28:42Z

Robotnik:

You bitches, I wish I could make the god damn thing explode. This is the second best thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:15, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

* If Chris finds out about this, your secret plans are ruined! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 05:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
** Clyde, have I mentioned that you are my hero? --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 08:35 5 May 2010 (PST)

Damn.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:54, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh Clyde, you cad! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:56, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Clyde. I want your babies --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:23, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

How was his PS3 bugged? Who bugged it and when? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:27, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
*It was bugged with a super duper secret thingamajig that sends stuff to us. How do you think we got all those leaked videos and whatnot? It's because of the PS3 bug, obviously, DURR. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Fuck, I love that super secrit agent who was in there in those videos. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:52, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Yeah, I know the PS3 was bugged. I was just wondering how it got in there. I guess it was probably the FA from those videos earlier, but I'm not sure when he found the time to open Chris's PS3, install the bug, and close it up without getting caught. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 06:14, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Impressive. Most impressive. Clyde, you are indeed a genius. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:45, 21 April 2010 (EST)

My mind is blown by this. While wannabes are making plans involving Trannies and shovels, REAL trolls bug his PS3! Chris is way too naive to figure this one out. Clyde, you are my new hero. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:08, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Jesus Christ, Clyde, do you realize how dangerous this is? If Chris finds the bug and takes it to the cops, they might be able to trace it. This one operation might destroy the trolls once and for all. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 17:29, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
:This happens all the time - no one can be bothered to investigate anymore. If Chris called the police they would just tell him he was wasting their time. There's no trick to debugging this thing - even a total moron could do it. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:09, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::Although, from what I've heard, the technology can adapt pretty quickly, so once one bug is disabled it's almost impossible to hack the system again. Anyone know the details? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:12, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

I have a question--how do I check to see if someone bugged my PS3? If so, I'd like instructions on how to remove the device.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
* This is a very simple procedure, actually. Simply clip the cables connecting it with a pair of wire cutters (or scissors or a knife if not available) and destroy it immediatly with a hammer. [[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 18:19, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
**Also remember to ensure they know your PSN account name so they can track who is bugging your PS3 & remove any information stored on your PSN account by the bug. I had one on my PS3 once and even after I removed and destroyed it they found a virus on my PSN that relayed information through the internet every time I logged on to the network. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 04:45, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh, Hells yeah! You done stepped up the game, that's what you did... [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 19:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Ha! Luckily, the Hexbox is far far FAR harder to hack, because [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a1CzNGNdrs it's being watched from inside]. (The video also reveals why this bugging business in PS3 is really hard to pull off. Or maybe not that hard. Hats off.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 20:21, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh my God...Mr. Cash, does this mean we will never see another file from that PS3? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:59, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

How did you get access to his PS3 in the first place?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 11:19, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

How long has that bug been in place? --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 14:13, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

You know what I think we need next? A tracking bug on his medallion and a hidden camera in his room. [[User:SparklingOrange|SparklingOrange]] 03:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:I fully agree with this proposition. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:55, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
: I don't know if that's a good idea. Just how anxious are you to see Chris play with his duck? [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 23:28, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

can we bug his phones next?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:10, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

Really? Hack it again? Also, nice job posting what you're going to do on a website. He'll find out. Dumbass, their are other things you can do to troll him besides "bugging" his PS3.

Also, I deleted the page (HA HA). Because this a wiki, not somewhere where people can post about their stupid little petty promblems.

P.S.: I'm not Chris-Chan. I hate him just as much as you guys, and if I was him, I would be doing that stupid caps lock thing he does.

- Captainult

:Pretty useless thing to do since it's a wiki and a simple click can return the page to it's original state. But I give you credit for the effort, it's fun.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:15, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
I hope he doesn't screw up his console if he finds out about the second part otherwise he'll just spend more of our money (any tax payer in the US of course) to buy another one, but there might be more tard rage if he does.--[[User:xxgtasaxx|xxgtasaxx]]

: He's gonna waste our money either way. we might as well make him rage while were at it --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 10:06, 5 May 2010 (EST)
Oh god, if this is all really going to end with what I think it is, Clyde&co really did come up with the most delicious metatrolling possible... by "bugging" it that is. Clyde's amazing, I think I'd want to be that [[No More Jokes|Spiderman]] now.--[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:18, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

When are we gonna tell him about the "bug" we put in his brain? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 18:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:After he finally gets rid of the ones in his Ps3...and the one they slipped into Son-chu's right mirror. You'd be amazed at what a good job a bit of glass does in all of this.--[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:10, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:what a great way to liven up a dry period! Kudos!--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 23:28, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T21:43:25Z

Robotnik:

Tried to transcribe dis bitch, I have no idea what he says before he say pimp my ride. Feel free to improve on it. Why I'm doing this and not sleeping is quite the mystery. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 07:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

You did a better job then I did I half the time couldn't understand him [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

* He's saying "I did spend a bit of dough on my grill" but stutters before that. Dough means money and grill usually refers to shiny gold tooth caps that the rappers wear, or one's face ("he was all up in my grill"), and not one's gaming console. Also "ride" never refers to a game controller, or a Lego car, no matter what you do to it. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC), white guy
** You see Mr Anaconda, you are using logic, not Chris-chan logic.
*** You got it right Anonymous. If Chris heard someone looking Badass say it, he will use it as his new magical mantra. That's how this pimp rolls. (Yes, I am white as snow). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Well==

I couldn't help but fucking lol. Chris semi-permanently damaged his most prized posession. It's like if the trolls convinced him to destroy the [[Blanca|medallion]] or got him to give up the monthly tugboat. Too bad Chris appears to use a cable to access the intertubes or this would have been perfect. I am pleased. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*Also, LOOK AT THOSE TITS GODDAMN. They're actually bigger than some girls I know. Additionally: LOOK AT THAT BALD GODDAMN. And his accent, and how smug he is that he "beat" the trolls, and, and, and just everything. Just fucking everything. This is definitely one of the funniest videos in a while. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:*Fucking Lol. Taking all bets on how long it takes him to figure out he no longer has internet.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:59, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, he was able to upload this video, so like I said before he probably has a cable for his PS3. Not that it's at all possible to tell in the landfill he calls his room. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:00, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think he's using his digital camera. The PSEye, it would seem, has finally been laid to rest. This being the Case he probably won't notice until he tries to buy more useless shit on PSN, and discovers that he can't sign on. That will be the most delicious moment of all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:03, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The PSeye can be seen in the background, still mounted on his TV. However, it could be broken, and he might just be holding onto it because he's a packrat. --[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 09:23, 5 May 2010
:::::*Chris did say that his parents are packrats (ie. hoarders), so it's logical that Chris would hold onto something even after it's no longer able to function. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:12, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Man, Chris-chan is a stupid little bitch. Let's go for something more than his fucking PS3.
If he wants to be a little ignorant dumbass and go "PIMP MY RIDE! PIMP MY RIDE"

- Captainult

Jesus fucking christ. Chris' videos always make me want to facepalm, but a mixture of cringing and bile fascination keeps me watching them the whole way through. In the end, I'm left with my mouth agape, and only a minute or two after watching the video do I start to react. Fucking hell, legos on a video game controller as an assertion of his victory. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:51, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

== How come the first thing I noticed ==

...was that he's wearing a decade old t-shirt from high school? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 10:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*The first thing I noticed was his massive, enormous tits.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:05, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
**Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:* Do we have a vintage photo of him in the T-Shirt? It would do a great Before/After shot for the Obesity page. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::* Shit, that rack. --18:55, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Performance style==
this video isn't really "crazy" i think we need a new one called "smug" or something.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've never seen a sane person use Legos to indicate that he's pimped his ride. That seems pretty crazy to me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:53, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:: To me it's not crazy, it's just very very stupid, and the video is more about him thinking he outsmarted the trolls, and in comparison to other videos this isn't really insane.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 15:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::: You could call it Comeuppence? It'd look like this >:). It could also be applied to other acts of smugness like when he got his copyright certificate or the rollin' & trollin' video. I have no idea how to make one or implement it however. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computers [[User:Menth|Menth]] 20:41, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Art request==
Art request for this article; find an image of a busty chick and overlay it over Chris to show how big his tits are. Fuck. Chris is... Uhgh. He somehow seems to have lost weight in this video, but his tits are just massive. I guess that's why they call him Collosal Chris-Chan... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:22, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
*Collosal Tits-Chan, even. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 19:56, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Money==
Did someone lose some today?--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 21:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:List of Chris's PSN video downloads

2010-05-03T23:25:25Z

Robotnik:

== new logs ==

http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/we3muZP5
(Overall list)

http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/KEdpgSQy
(Purchase list)

sep - feb 23 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:30, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

*Source? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:37, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

**me. aka i hacked it again cuz shit wuz so cash lololo but yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:25, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== talk ==

Possibly more space than the subject deserved, but it seemed like a page needed to document the fact that he's downloaded at least 39 separate episodes of Family Guy at two bucks a pop and counting. Comments on the formatting and whatnot are welcome... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:14, 28 October 2009 (CET)

* Spend $78 downloading assorted Family Guy episodes or watch the eight syndicated episodes of Family Guy that come on various network and basic cable channels every day? Fuck you, Chris. [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:32, 28 October 2009 (CET)

** Chris only wishes he had someone to keep track of this shit. I'd love to have one but granted i don't make fucking retarded impulse microtransactions (nor do i have the means). uh...i think it's great. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:50, 28 October 2009 (CET)

** That reminds me of something, for folks who follow his videos and stuff closer than I do, has he ever expressed a moral opposition to pirating videos and games and such, or is he (much, much, much more likely) just too dumb to know how to use a torrent client? The thing that really struck me putting the list together is that you could download rips of all of this stuff in about six seconds flat. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 18:41, 28 October 2009 (CET)

*** here's the thing, he DOES use torrents......so... YEAH... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:35, 28 October 2009 (CET)
:::* Seriously? Wow. [[User:Pikanic2|Pikanic2]] 17:36, 29 October 2009 (CET)
::::*Why should it be so unexpected of him? He don't know the value of money and, like a kid, is acting on the impulse of the moment. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:55, 29 October 2009 (CET)
==To do==
Categorize this page (as in add an appropriate category). Maybe make a note about how Chris downloading the documentary on McCain and Obama on PSN lead him to vote for Obama. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:06, 28 October 2009 (CET)

==HSM 3?==
* Chris watches High School Musical 3?! Chris-Chan, be a real man and watch some REAL movies like ''Watchmen'' or something. I believe watching HSM is a sign of being gay. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 03:40, 9 November 2009 (CET)
:*What it is, it's probably a holdover from the period earlier this year when he thought he was having AIM sex with Vanessa Hudgens. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:51, 9 November 2009 (CET)
:*Could be, still, watching anything that has teenybopper shit is evidence that CWC is gay. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 04:41, 9 November 2009 (CET)

==Price of everything, value of nothing==
*what is the price of these videos? I am just assuming they are all $2... don't have a PS3 and am not sure of the pricing methods here. Can the format of the PSN page be implemented here?--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 23:25, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Laura Dorazio

2010-04-05T09:10:33Z

Robotnik:

I decided to create this page because she's just a name that keeps popping up. It's small, but Chris's first major obsession (one, it seems, he isn't over) is fairly significant. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:53, 11 July 2009 (CEST)
*Although less-than-relevant, I got a picture of her, she works as a designer at www.OccasionallyMade.com, should any of this be added? I have a track record of delving too deeply into minor characters in Chris's life...--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 09:10, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Laura Dorazio

2010-04-05T09:10:16Z

Robotnik:

I decided to create this page because she's just a name that keeps popping up. It's small, but Chris's first major obsession (one, it seems, he isn't over) is fairly significant. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:53, 11 July 2009 (CEST)
Although less-than-relevant, I got a picture of her, she works as a designer at www.OccasionallyMade.com, should any of this be added? I have a track record of delving too deeply into minor characters in Chris's life...--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 09:10, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and electronics

2010-04-02T19:03:31Z

Robotnik:

I dunno if this needs deletion, but it definitely needs to either get bigger or get zapped. The part about Chris's shit computer is really the only useful bit, the rest is just rehashed from other pages. Lemme at least add one thing that I was thinking about lately... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:07, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
*Ah, I didn't get to explain why. We need a citation of what his computer is, and frankly do we need a thing on 'netiquette"? And getting rid of that, do we need an article article on how Chris uses his computer? This could just go in the FAQ, really. The rest is just fluff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:27, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

I'd like to know just how much of his internet usage is on that actual computer, and how much is off the PS3 (or even PSP)--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 19:03, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

Clown Doll

2010-03-14T01:42:12Z

Robotnik:

[[Image:Clown_Doll.jpg|thumb|left|The Clown Doll, in all its painful glory]]
[[Image:Clown_Doll_2.jpg|thumb|The doll, disguised as [[Clyde]] in a futile attempt to avoid a beating]]
[[Image:CLYDE IS SPY.jpg|thumb|One of our most valuable field agents]]

The '''Clown Doll''' is the unfortunate recipient of a great deal of [[Chris]]'s [[Chris and anger|rage]]. The doll is a small, stuffed toy with a [[Chris and fashion#Wardrobe|red/white suit]], white hat, red hair and a white face. Chris does not seem to hold any resentment towards the doll itself, merely using it as an example for those subject to [[Vivian|his wrath]].

The origins of the doll are unclear, though it is likely Chris has had it since he was a small(er) child. It appears to be a cheap gift a relative might buy for a nephew or grandson as a hasty birthday present. It has been speculated on [[PVCC]] threads that it was picked up in a bargain bin somewhere. The true origins are unknown, but he clearly holds less affinity for this toy than he would for his hero, [[Optimus Prime]]. The thing you should take away from all this is that he still has a childhood clown doll sitting around his room... yeah.

In its [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#The_Director.27s_Cut|first appearance]], it was used as a stand in for [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris taped a picture of Clyde to the doll and proceeded to throw girly punches at it. At one point he tried to rip the head off the clown, only to have it slide through his greasy hands. This was declared a victory for the clown.

In the [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_4th%2C_2009|second appearance]], Chris demanded [[Vivian]] and other [[trolls]] cease their activity. To drive his point home, he repeatedly threw the clown at the [[PSEye|camera]]. Whether or not he hoped to translate this into actual physical harm to the troll viewers is unclear, but it can't be very good for the camera, likely leading directly to the sound trouble in his [[Brutal Legend|later videos]].

In the doll's third video appearance, the [[Sign Destruction Video]], the doll's hat was lost after Chris attempted to bite its head off. Fans of the doll will be relieved to know that the attack was [[fail|unsuccessful]].

==Appearances==
* 30 March 2009: [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
* 4 September 2009 : [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]
* 6 September 2009: [[Sign Destruction Video]]

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category: Relics of Fail]]

Talk:Saga

2010-03-12T07:52:44Z

Robotnik:

Add the sagas that we have from the [[List of Videos]] page and describe the overarching storylines in each. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
*i think a visual representation of the sagas would greatly improve the article. a vertical, multi-part image would work quite well, i think, but all ideas are welcome. thoughts? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 17:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
:*A visual representation would be awesome, I'm just not an artsy kind of guy to do that :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:53, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Oh, maybe Cogs was thinking like a timeline with shadded parts to indicate sagas and show the overlaps. Very good idea, even I could do that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:17, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
:*I'll start compiling images for each section. I'll try my best anyway. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:49, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
==Changes==
So basically what I tried to do so far is sum up every saga in 3 images. Is this at all helpful? I can upload colour versions instead if we prefer, but I thought this looked kind of good. I can also put all of them together to make a MEGASAGA sort of image that we can add to as more sagas become apparent. What do we want? Or delete them if you think they are gay. If they are not gay, then I will finish the rest tomorrow. ALSO: I can make a vertically oriented timeline (like from a history book) showing how they progress and overlap. Or horizontally, whatever we want really. Just tell me. For now, I need to sleep. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:25, 24 October 2009 (CEST)

* I actually really like these. [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:38, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
:*I like them. Though I think that like, the subject of the saga should be in the center. Like, the Miyamoto saga, Reggie is in the middle when it really should be Miyamoto. If I may recommend one for Liquid, if there was a way to make it look like they're staring down each other, that'd be cool. Otherwise, nice work, I like the general idea. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:47, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Your wish is my command. It is done. I think I got what you wanted for the Liquid saga too... Now what exactly? I can get started on a timeline. I guess I will work on making each subsection more introductory in the text too... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:49, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*So I have added some detail to give a bit more advanced insight on the sagas for this page. I hope it is helpful. Are there any other sagas that should be here? I assume not. What do we need to add to make this... complete... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:23, 25 October 2009 (CEST)

==Timeline==
[[Image:Timeline.png|right]]
So the timeline you see running here is one I made for this article. Problem, When I run it down the right side of the article it looks funny. At least I think it does. Try it. Should we put it there... or what? I will just work on the actual text of this article until we decide what to do about the imagery. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:33, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*I haven't heard any opinions on this and they claimed to like it in IRC so I have it running down the right. Revert it if you like. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)
:*I like it a lot too. Having it up and down isn't orthodox but it's well suited for the media. Very nice job. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)
*I think it looks great, but I think the information is a bit wrong... the Megan Saga went on through the beginning of 2008 and into the ED and Adam Stackhouse affairs. Hell, there wouldn't be a Stackhouse Saga without Megan. Otherwise, it looks good.
----[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 06:51, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

==Gregg Mays saga==
Not sure if we should consider it part of Clyde Cash saga but we should consider a Gregg Mays saga to include all this Gregg Mays stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)

==Jack Thaddeus Saga, anyone?==
Or does anyone think it's too early? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:42, 2 January 2010 (CET)
* I was about to suggest the same thing. With the [[Kill de Jack|recent]] [[To Clyde and Jack|videos]] aimed at him, the [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|three]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|phone]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|calls]] and the CWCipedia ad shenanigans, not to mention [[It's UGH!|previous]] [[Chris humps his PS3|antics]], there seems to be enough material to warrant a new saga. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
** Don't forget about Asperchu in the future. Seeing how dedicated Alec is with it so far (and Jack just started advertising his wiki in CWCipedia), a Saga for that is inevitable! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:32, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*** And I think it has begun! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**** {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga. You like? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 02:05, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Very nice! Now how about Jack, anyone? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:08, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Awesome job on the icon! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:09, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
===Actually...===
Looking at recent edits, someone was adding a "Homosexual ad saga" to this page but it was reverted. While not a proper saga, I'd say it's a sort of mini saga and it's part of the Chris narrative, as it leads into Asperchu saga. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:49, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:I'm not sure I'd call the homosexual ads a saga by itself, but part of a CWCipedia saga? I'm certainly not part of the inner circle, but I imagine more hi-jinks involving the CWCipedia are in store. [[User:Chris fangs|Chris fangs]] 21:54, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I reverted it. It wasn't a proper saga, no. Even if it could be considered one, the information wasn't presented well enough. I first reverted the changes made to the timeline PNG[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Timeline.png], which also wasn't up to par. There could be a lead-in to the Asperchu Saga, sure, but I would vote no on calling it a saga. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:02, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I re-reverted because you're a huge faggot have a nice day [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]

*Actually, I changed my mind. If someone could make a better, more convincing presentation of it, go ahead. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:16, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree that the presentation on the timeline sucks, and the name "Homosexual ad saga" does as well. I think Chris fangs is onto something about it being called "CWCipedia saga" since in a way, the Mailbag is a way of trolling Chris and CWCipedia in general sorta inadvertently trolls Chris. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:20, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, it seems I've angered someone. Not my intentions, to be sure. Anyway, CWCipedia Saga has a nice ring to it and it's relevant, since the Mailbag is certainly a repository of ongoing trolling. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:28, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Champthom, I'll leave it to you to revert the timeline image/Saga page or not. I don't wish to get into a revert war over Chris Chan. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:34, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that you're right but so is Nitrocore. The concept of a saga invoking CWCipedia, perhaps call it CWCipedia saga, is good or maybe Jack Thaddeus saga (though I'm aiming at the former) but you are correct in that the write up and the name at the time did kinda suck, and we still need to work on the timeline. For starters, we need to get in touch with the original creator of the timeline or maybe start from scratch. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:58, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
* Ha i win sucker, I actually like "Cwc saga" as well i was just adding stuff(unlike you) if you can combine it and possibly make it better with external links then I'm not bothered [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]
::::*I went with the CWCipedia idea. It's a rough draft, but you get the idea. Nitro, if there is a next time, try not to act like a child. Also, sign your discussion edits with the timestamp. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:37, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==The CWCki Saga, anyone?==

I was going to start this, but decided otherwise unless objects to it, but what we got here is the start of a third saga - CWCki Saga. Chris knows about the CWCki and now he wants to take control of it. You think we should start gathering information on this?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:19, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Damn. It's barely 24 hrs in and we are already talking about a saga! I think it is a tad too early to talk about a saga. Outside of "The WallFlower Incident", we got mostly nothing. Let's wait a little to see where it will goes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree. Luckily, we'll probably find out two days from now, when his ultimatum gets ignored to death. If nothing comes of it, then nothing comes of it. If he spazzes out and does something really stupid, like threatening legal action or starting an epic edit war, then yeah. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 05:44, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Vanessa Saga==

My old pet project, probably not long or significant enough, but some pretty good videos and logs came from that --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 07:52, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Bob Chandler

2010-03-04T08:14:53Z

Robotnik: /* Congestive heart failure */

==To do==
*<strike>Picture of Bob</strike>
**Bob looks like fucking Jigsaw. Scary. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:34, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's relationship with Bob, in Chris's own words
*add some background to Bob's history. He goes on about himself in the date audio, and he's a pretty interesting guy, like he saw the first plastic Coke bottles shipped off from the assembly line, and he was in the Signal Corps and all sorts of other interesting stuff. We need some of that in here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:06, 26 March 2009 (CET)

(Quick question - whats the date audio? Thanks!)
*...the audio of Chris's date with [[Emily]]. As seen available on the [[The Miscreants]] website. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:31, 17 April 2009 (CEST)

Should I mention he just got sent to the hospital in the health section with congestive heart failure? [[Shawths|Shawths]]

==Great job!==

Seriously, this article is terrific now. I'm surprised how far it's come. Good work to all those involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:11, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

: Still need more on video games and raising Chris. The section on Chris should be the biggest in this article. Will wait for others to finish transcribing because I can't make out Bob's quiet voice in church & Emily. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:24, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

== Bob's birthday ==

Why did everyone think it was Feb. 9th instead of Sept. 4? Does Chris not know when his father's birthday is? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 04:41, 27 June 2009 (CEST)
*No, it's just hard to tell from the Family Tree poster since it's in microscopic print. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 27 June 2009 (CEST)

==Radio Station Gig==
According to some of the recordings via Yahoo Messenger, didn't Bob worked at a radio station at one time? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 21:01, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

==i suck==

Hi, first time editor, long time lurker. I called CWC's house today, hoping to talk to him, but I got Bob instead. Those other people exaggerated about Bob's bravado in their callfail video, Bob isn't much of an opponent if you don't let him get a word in, he just seems to stammer a lot. Of note, he recognized my Texas area code (432) and said he was from Texas, and that he knew some KKK people who he said he would send over to my house if I didn't stop calling. Unfortunately it's lost to time because I can't record from my cellphone and maintain a decent quality. I called him in the morning, when he woke up I honestly thought it was Chris. Anyways, I suck at this shit, I'm gonna just lurk and wtach from now on. I don't have what it takes to be a troll. Thanks for the interesting page, and sorry I don't have any audio to give you guys. [[User:ColossalFail|ColossalFail]] 19:35, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Hey... ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k]

My friend sent me this video earlier today. It has to do with someone prank calling Bob to get more info out of him involving his current life. Is there anything in it we could possibly use for this article? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:41, 20 February 2010 (EST)

==Congestive heart failure==
{{protip|[[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. Discussion regarding the accuracy of these tweets are reasonable, but trolling plans in regards have no place on PVCC.}}
Damn. We all knew this was coming eventually, but still.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

: We haven't confirmed it was actually Chris yet--I'm personally at 60-40 Chris, the writing style seems off(the Random Capitalization is unusual) but his posting pattern makes sense. Chris only seems to use Twitter when the CWCipedia has dicks on it and I doubt that he's checked recently.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*The Twitter is his, he's written in the [[CWC Blog]] about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** I don't see it on the CWCipedia updates.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:***It would explain his lack of presence for the last few days.
: Huh, I don't see that tweet on [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu his Twitter account]. Did he delete it, or am I just missing it somehow? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:55, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* No, it's there. It starts with "Captain's Log Stardate March 1st"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:13, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** Oh, now I see it. Thanks! *[[slow-in-the-mind]]* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
I don't want to live in a Cwcville without Bob. If he dies, I'll kill myself.
''

I'm going to kill myself if Bob Chandler dies
I'm going to kill myself if he makes me cry
I'll slit my wrists or I'll cut my throat
but I'll kill myself, I'll kill myself, by bleeding on his doorstep.''

[[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 05:50, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

:My grandma died due to congestive heart failure. It isn't a pretty sight. -PeaceCeapPea

:I just heard the news. Dammit, Bob is awesome, I'm praying he doesn't kick it! PLEASE DON'T DIE, BOB! :'( [[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:57, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Just to be clear, CHF doesn't necessarily mean heart attack/failure/imminent death. What it means is that the heart is weakened and is having trouble pumping enough blood to the rest of the body. A lot of overweight and older people develop CHF and don't kick off immediately because of it, and it is treatable. So Bob may live to chop down more internets yet. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 07:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

He spent 2 tweets discussing how his dad has a serious health issue, then six talking about himself and Sonichu. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I know, right? What the fuck? That's pretty low. I know Chris has [[Mumble 1|implied]] that he doesn't love Bob, but I'd expect more than that. People always joke about Bob dying, but I wouldn't like that at all. He is the only sliver of awesome left in Chris's life. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 11:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*The thing is, people think that without Bob, we'd get more interesting results from Chris. Bob kept Chris from going to Redmond. Bob is more or less the reason why Chris won't travel anywhere for a troll. Anyways, I think the concern is that Bob has a long history of heart problems already and given his age, he's taken quite a beating and it wouldn't be unreasonable to suspect that this might do him in. Not that I pray for the death of Bob, mind you, only that this is the rationale of people focusing on Bob's death and why people aren't exactly optimistic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I wouldn't expected anything else from him. What about "I am putting ''Sonichu'' on hold because my father is at the hospital"? That wouldn't have been a novelty. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all do something nice for Lumberjack. Make his life a little easier. We should call in and wish him good health. How much better will he feel knowing that he is more loved than his internet famous son? He'd perk up right away. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:18, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* He appreciated [[4 September 2009|Vivian's card]], that's probably a good idea. A picnic hamper perhaps? Some kind of gift package with food and/or nice shit. Chris won't go to that trouble; someone should.- [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 16:33, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*If someone sets up a paypal, I'd chip in 10 bucks. He's the internet lumberjack, after all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:34, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I agree, that would be cool. [[User:Lynxr|–Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.–]] 19:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*I plan on sending flowers by myself in the next few days. Some kind of "Get Well" bouquet. The man deserves it. He went through a lot and, even if he could had done better with Chris, he deserves a break. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*I've started a /cwc/ thread on this here: http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/24043.html - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 18:54, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I really hope Bob pulls through for Chris's sake. I really hate Chris but I know what it's like to lose one's father, and that's not something I'd wish upon anybody else. --[[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 16:44, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, seriously. I hope Bob gets well soon.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 19:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
** Same here. Out of the Chandlers, Bob is easily the most likeable.....which isn't exactly that difficult seeing the rest of the Chandlers, but still.. --[[User:Torvalr|Torvalr]] 19:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Hey, all the colossal dicks are gone from the Cwcipedia. A mark of respect? --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Sadly, it looks like it. Chris do not deserve any respect. CWCipedia should be a ground for Cock-Parades 24/7/365 [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
**Dude, his dad could be fucking ''dying''. I think it's a nice gesture - that's why I mentioned it.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 22:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
***I never saw Chris acting with compassion towards someone before, I don't see why we should indulge in Moral-Faggotery because of Bob's issues. As much as I respect the Old Man, He's not the jerk we all love to hate. This is why I strongly believe that the ads must be put back in place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:25, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Chris's 'stress' probably gets passed onto Bob. When Bob is in stable condition, there's no way Chris will be able to put his needs ahead of his own. He'll be getting all cunty about the trolling that he's receiving and not helping Bob's situaition at all. I say lay off and go with [[User:Edward|Edward's]] idea. Well wishes and get well soon ads for Bob. So what if Chris gets smug. Smug Chris is positive happy Chris, it's the closest he gets to that emotion. We can put up with that while his dad's in hospital, right? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 00:27, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Seconded. /Scruffy --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Chris wouldn't give a fuck if his father died. He hates him. If he hasn't empaphized with anyone else, then why the father he hates so much? He'll fake sadness, pretend he cares, but he'll still consider fucking Patti the worst loss of his life. And going easy on Chris is no help for Bob, that just means that in possibly his last days with his father he'll be all smug about his victory over the gay ads. If anything they should put up a get well message for Bob using the adspace. I'm going to mention that to the Asperpedia crew next time i'm over there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:42, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
***Agreed. Look at the Quote of the Now. He mentions that his dad is in the hospital and would be there for a few days, but he had a LOOOONG stressful day. He wants us to feel sorry for him for the day, not his dad. It would be the greatest wake up call when he does pass away.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:23, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****Chris being selfish? that's old news. If bob dies, it's ovbiously he would become chris's new excuse " i can't do << insert anything>> because my dad died" for a while, he'll forget about him and continue to be the jerk we know. Id bob dies he will be free from the torments of chris, bob has been trough too many shit thanks to Chris, bob deserves to finally rest in peace. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****Actually, what would happen if Bob died? Presumably the family, not just Bob are living off his pension and social security. Even if they own the house completely, however much Barbra is bringing in plus $450 from Chris' board may not be enough to pay all their costs (bills, food, etc). --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:15, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
****** I wouldn't doubt that the accumulative total of both Chris' and Bab's welfare would be enough to sustain them- provided Chris stopped buying junk he never uses and stops eating at McDonald's. But it seems to me from the Twitter alone that Chris doesn't consider this emergency to be significant- it's like he skimmed across the issue as a lead-up to his retarded comic's scheduling, which in turn lead into "Rule 18" (which I can only assume is Chris' mistaken discovery of Rule 34). If he took the situation seriously at all, he'd either be pouring more emotion into it, or be absent altogether. --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 00:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
******* Well Chris claims to have gotten his pack rat nature from his parents. So there's the possibility that if Bob goes, they'll spend themselves into nothing. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 01:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
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• One thought- has anyone contacted [[Cole]] yet? I'm in Australia or I would myself. I know Chris doesn't gave a flying fuck and [[Snorlax]] almost certainly doesn't either. He should know I think. --Ronichu
* I think most of the family probably know by now (I would hope so anyway) but Cole has said in the past that he would celebrate when Bob "finally drops". Unless Cole is willing to make peace I say let him stay in the dark on this one, or leave it to the Chandlers to tell him. This is all too soon, I'm not ready for Bob to die yet... I just hope he dies comfortable, not at home and not surrounded by his family. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 01:40, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, when bob dies, i hope he doesn't has to see his failure son's face. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 02:52, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Agreed on letting the Chandlers tell Cole, if for no other reason than he might not believe some random troll from the Internet. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I really need to ask this- where was it picked up that Bob had a 10% chance of survival? If it was in the linked article, I didn't see it.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*I am asking myself the same question; where this came from? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 11:09, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
** It doesn't, I think the person who wrote that must have seen the bit which says that it has an annual mortality rate of 10% and misunderstood it. He statistically has a 90% chance of surviving another year (provided he is suffering from the normal progressive form of the disease). I've changed the article to reflect this. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 11:29, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

*If Bob does kick it (may he rest in peace if he does), what odds do you give on Chris going to a funny farm in the next 5 years? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Unless if the state of Virginia got no cheaper option. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I try to send flowers to Bob but the FTD website ask for a phone number. Anyone got a clue what Chris's phone is? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

He tells us himself in the opening few seconds of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vGKa-k2Us this video]. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*How about <s>Chris' credit card number</s> the hospital we should send them to? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:17, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's credit card number is 2984 8579 9562 3765. That number is fake by the way in case anyone missed the joke. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:24, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*thanks for the info. I forgot about this video. I rand FTD with a nice card and a Pink Lily Bouquet. Bob will receive them tomorrow.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
***Assuming Snorlax doesn't eat them first. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:08, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Do we know that Bob will get them? Knowing Chris, he'll assume that they are for him and make a youtube video thanking his secret admirer for sending him flowers. I hope that you made sure to put down in bold capitals that its for Bob, and even then its only a slim chance that he'll consider the idea that they're not for him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
::*But pink is such a faggy color. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:53, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*There's a possibility that Chris will hijack the bouquet but let's see it that way; it's bloody pink if he does, we got material to doubt his straightness. Not only Bob's name is on the delivery slip but I also send a "Get Well" card mentioning him, the package couldn't be mistaken. FTD will deliver tomorrow. Let's see what it will bring us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I sent Bob a bouquet as well. In all honesty, I enjoyed hearing about his experiences and feel bad that he's stuck with a horrible wife and son. The all the man wants is a chance to discuss the world and listen to his records. At the very least, he deserves to know that there are people that like him out there. --[[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 22:35, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*What color? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:41, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Multi-colored. It's [http://www.teleflora.com/mixed-flowers/bouquet/make-a-wish-167864p.asp?s=t&promotioncode=Shed10&srccode=SH_FR&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=TFWEB164 this one.] [[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 01:00, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*If Chris suffered heart failure, I wouldn't send flowers. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 04:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*I kinda want Bob to die (Don't look at me like i am a monster) because I want the vicarious thrill of watching 14 Branchland Court implode without his common sense. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
** Me too. He's pretty much the only person who ever tried to stop a Sweetheart opperation--he could have stopped Julie if Max hadn't been a good liar. Nothing will set the Snorlax off unless you try to lure Chris somewhere, and even then I remind you that we still got him to defy her and go to Ohio. Her general logic for any scenario seems to be "If Chris actually gets a girl, I'll believe it when I see her, otherwise it's his own damn fault for being stupid". This is Chris's logic, minus the part after the comma. Oh, and no Bob means less money, and what's going to make you think Chris starts stealing his tugboat payment from her?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*** If you kinda want Bob to die to make trolling Chris easier you're kinda a far more worthless human being than Chris is. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 23:41, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**** I'll justify myself, then. I will be sad to see Bob die, and I will be happy to see what happens when he's gone.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:12, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
***Like I said, I'm no monster, I just wanna see Chris fall apart without Bob's guidance. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
**** If Chris has no-one to defend him or motivate him, it won't be a challenge to troll him anymore. I like Bob, and if I get to his age I intend to spend all day everyday swingin' with the music. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 02:30, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
**** Well, since Barb is too weighed down by her own rolls to do anything, if Bob dies, there will be shit hitting fans in Chris' home real soon, and I don't mean cat shit.. Either way it's going to be funny considering Chris' warped view on death. --[[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]]
**** She's not that fat, not yet anyway.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

I know everyone has realized this by now, but I don't think Chris understands the severity of it all. On his Twitter, it says that Bob came down with a ''case'' of congestive heart failure. The way he's talking about it, it seems that Chris thinks that this is something Bob can overcome like a sick bug or something. That also explains the lack of concern in his two videos - he actually thinks Bob's gonna be alright in a few days, as if some R&R would do good! He doesn't realize that this may very well be the beginning of the end!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:20, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This is why I pity Bob Chandler right now. He's a man with decades of fair work, a patent on his name and the opportunity to be called the veteran of the most intense war the world never saw. Only for this, he will be a better man than myself. Here's the sad part. On the Internets, he will be remembered as the "Joseph" of the "Fail Messiah". The very fact that Chris ignore him in what we might call his last hours on Earth is shocking to me. He really don't deserve this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Point. Bob's death may come as a total and complete surprise to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*How do we even know Barb would let him know all the details? Wouldn't she consider keeping Chris ignorant to be a small mercy? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 05:56, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Small mercy? From everything I've heard of her, if she kept the details from Chris it would be because it's easier on her to just not tell him. In all honesty if anything's going to happen with this, it should be trying to get Chris to actually spend time with his father. Remember, the closest he's had to a constant in his life dying is his dog, and Optimus Prime, and in Chris' mind both of those came back. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 06:59, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

:I still think we should do something nice for Bob while he's sick. Unlike Chris, Bob is definitely someone I see as with positive qualities along with the negative (which he has plenty of, but don't we all). In light of this, I wanted to have a small hatched engraved with a message "For 'The Internet Lumberjack'. Get well soon! - The Trolls" on the front face and "Keep on swinging!" on the back. I found a place that does engraving along with a hatchet that would be suitable ($100 or so cost all up, probably about the same for postage, not a problem for me since I work), unfortunately I called Australia Post and they said that there were import restrictions on edged weapons into the United States for some reason. Is there anywhere in the US where one could order something similar to the above created and delivered? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:28, 4th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).

*The cause was an internet fell on him. --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 08:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:HEXBox

2010-01-26T23:11:00Z

Robotnik:

==To do==
*<strike>photoshop Xbox logo to read "Hex Bawx"</strike>
*references to Hex Bawx in video and comics
:Added the appearance from Sonichu 8. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 07:51, 14 May 2009 (CEST)
*the lack of logic behind Chris's hatred of it
**Find Chris's PS3 transactions thing that shows he's spent like, a grand on PS3 related stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 17 March 2009 (CET)
***Somebody please save, and add/annotate these to the CWCiki. They are currently linked on the PVCC from CLYDE (with LUV). [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 07:51, 14 May 2009 (CEST)

'Spergin Side Note: Christian actually used the correct spelling case for the '''Wii''' in his ALL CAPS Trophy message. Does ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' on Xbox 360 make Chris shit himself? Hell, he probably shits himself seeing Sonic in Nintendo games. HIS HOME-MADE NINTENDO POWER DREAM COME TRUE~. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 07:51, 14 May 2009 (CEST)
*This is probably why he puts so much credence in his dreams, notably his Love Quest. It's possible if there was never a Sonic game on Nintendo, he might be less psychotic about his love quest. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:33, 14 May 2009 (CEST)

I distinctly remember that he had his original Xbox visible among his clutter in one of the videos, perhaps even many of them. I can't find it. Which was it? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:15, 8 November 2009 (CET)

==Did he own an Xbox?==
Whether or not his Saturn has been mistaken for an Xbox, he did almost certainly own one at some point. If you check out his list of [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he sold or tried to sell several Xbox games. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:02, 26 November 2009 (CET)
:Ah, didn't see that. I'll add that to the article. --[[User:APBoy|APBoy]] 22:04, 26 November 2009 (CET)

=="Makes you do a 360° and walk away"==

That isn't CWC failing at "basic geometry" but rather a reference to a nonsensical meme, which was later reiterated through an animated gif of Sega Genesis Michael Jackson approaching an Xbox 360, turning a full circle, and moonwalking away. If Chris got it from this, I think it's an example of one of the few times he has actually understood internet culture beyond his own creations.
:He wasn't failing at basic geometry when he made the joke, but when he failed at finding half of 360 degrees, which is 180 degrees. He said 130 and 120 degrees before giving up. That was him failing at basic geometry. Also, both "jokes" were ideas he stole from an IRC chat so he fails at even the most common and fundamental of internet memes. [[User:Sakanz|sakanz]] 09:13, 24 December 2009 (CET)

==PS3==

If the reason why he hates the 360 is indeed cause you have to pay for online, then we should see some interesting development now that Sony made plans to add a subscription fee to PSN akin to the gold and silver accounts in a 360. I don't think this should be mentioned just yet, atleast until Sony formally announces it, but yeah, just throwing this out there. [[User:Dave|Dave]]

==Teh Vidya==
What was the video game Chris pirates in page 53 of issue 10? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 23:11, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Animal Crossing Documentary

2010-01-26T06:06:36Z

Robotnik: /* Transcription */ forgot signature

The scan of the Nintendo Power article on CWC's Animal Crossing towns is too small to read the words at its full size, and I think that the scan of the page should be replaced by a larger, higher-quality scan with a clearer view of the article and its screencaps. Anyone have a larger scan, or agree with me? --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 00:48, 11 September 2009 (CEST)
*No idea if there exists a higher quality scan. If you can get one, great, but otherwise we have to make do with what we have. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:21, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

== Transcription ==

I started to transcribe the documentary. If anyone has any suggestions about formatting let me know. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 08:16, 22 November 2009 (CET)

:* Someone has done an enormous amount of transcription for this video already. I can't find that partial transcript for the life of me, but I'm pretty sure it's stored on a user sub-page somewhere. It would take time to find that, but it'd take even more time to re-transcribe a boring, hour-long video. The choice is yours! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 18:55, 22 November 2009 (CET)

::* [[User:Robotnik/Crossumentary| Found it]]. I am going to steal some of it when I get a chance. Thanks for telling me about it. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 08:14, 23 November 2009 (CET)

:::* Steal what now? Damn I was ambitious... I should get back to that transcript! I got some free time this week, I think I'll try to make another dent in it. Is anyone ever going to refer to it once it's finished? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 12:20, 26 December 2009 (CET)
::::* I was going to put what you have of the transcript into the article and then maybe do a little work on it myself, but then I realized that if I did that it would be put into 10 minute segments as opposed to the sections in the outline. So should we break your transcript into the outlined segments, or remove the outline and just directly stick your transcript in? --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:33, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:::::*I really don't mind if you make any changes, I just segmented it off in that way for my own use. I liked the 10 minute blocks because it told me when I was spending too much time on it and should probably stop.--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 06:06, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Animal Crossing Documentary

2010-01-26T06:05:13Z

Robotnik: /* Transcription */

User:Robotnik/veggiewar

2010-01-26T06:00:56Z

Robotnik: CWC starts a holy war!

Good day, I, Christian Weston Chandler, of sound mind and body, type the following from honest personal opinions, and I apologize for all offensive remarks I will be making in the statement.

Gherkins are Nothing At All Like Pickles. I have stated this Fact over and over again in my replies to messages from people who tell me otherwise. I feel very sick and tired of hearing that false rumor that the two are Anything to Full Similar.

Firstly, I can verify that I was eating a gherkin in a sandwich from my parents' refrigerator. And more current and immediate within my reach, I have the jar of gherkins from my most recent trip to the supermarket on November 5, 2004 with the grocer, Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D. She reverifies my gherkin in this, and I quote, "Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old man with a sandwich containing a gherkin. Despite these limitations, he semms to have been quite successful in maximizing the taste of his sandwich. Despite his significant lack of vinegar, he has managed to keep the gherkin fresh until time of consumption."

And with that, I have not only Helped cultivate the First Generation of proper sandwich eaters, but I have gone beyond the uses of the gherkin in salads, sandwiches and hours d'vours trays. Still, I have trouble maintaining condiment relations, my sandwich making reflexes are sometimes slow yet quick at other times. The people who first evaluated my food ever even stated that I would never even make it to salad preparing, much less even to properly slice them. Take That and Smoke It, oldest chefs. I have worked very hard to achieve and maintain fresh produce throughout Middle and High School, and even to make the PVCC Dean's List, and fulfill my parents' wishes to work for and earn the Spiced Vegetable award of excellence.

And those with Pickles DARE try to take the Shine and Limelight AWAY from us Gherkin eaters, not only with their "Chip Cut" and such possibly similar traits to Gherkins. But to SHUN the gherkins by being BETTER taste-wise and larger than us. I have received a message from one who DARED called me "undersized" in comparison to him. IF ANYTHING, the pickle people ARE and HAVE BEEN SMALL. They think they can one-up, or even match, gherkins with the Lack of aftertaste and their whole-body flavor and such. THOSE Characteristics can be FAKED by them who are LESS DELICIOUS compared to us TRUE GHERKIN PEOPLE.

Even their Title is flawed, "Pickle"; it can be misconstrued into a Part Of The Male Genitalia; even something that can be picked nasally.

I have fought Long and Hard to make a Stand for the Gherkin People; I will most certainly NOT let these impostors Steal the True Original Title of Spiced Vegetable from any of us.

VICTORY OVER SPICED VEGETABLES BELONGS ONLY TO US TRUE GHERKIN PEOPLE.

Talk:Aspergers (CWCipedia article)

2010-01-26T05:22:29Z

Robotnik: