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Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

2018-11-28T11:57:07Z

Rock Lee: i apologize for autism, realized he could be pretending not to be part of it.

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{{quote|Why do you Reply to Everything?!}}

{{quote|Do you have a Crush on me, Ken?|[[Chris]], owning Kengle}}

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|label1 = Name
|data1 = Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Kengle<br>OnionNull
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 2 March 1960 (age {{Age|1960|3|2}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = [[Chris and religion|Religion]]
|data7 = Muslim
|label8 = Education
|data8 = DeKalb Technical College ([[Wikipedia:Associate_degree#United_States|AAS]], accounting)<br>Kennesaw State University ([[Wikipedia:Bachelor of Business Administration|BBA]], accounting)
|label9 = Occupations
|data9 = Bookkeeper<br>Amateur artist
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'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''' (born 2 March 1960), affectionately nicknamed '''Kengle''' by Christorians, is one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]]. As an overweight, inept, autistic, middle-aged, part-time bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating bizarre artwork, Kengle naturally feels as though he shares a lot in common with him.

Kengle is also notable for being one of two confirmed genuine fans of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run (another being [[The July 10th Messages#True_Fan|Sonichuizcool]]).

== Relationship with Chris ==
Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely [[True and Honest]]. Kenneth will often give praise to Chris when he feels there is justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork of a [[medallion]], having an opinion on a [[video game]], and breathing in and out. That being said, he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at Chris, and even outright call him out when he's clearly in the wrong, in particular over the events of [[26 December 2014]].

Kenneth is well-known for his artwork, [http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/ Sonichen and Rosechen]. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Chris, this is no longer the case, and they have been Facebook friends for quite a while. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-derivative website. Occasionally, he does post on Chris's Facebook statuses. There is some debate on whether Kenneth can be considered a member of Chris's inner circle on Facebook (as they do have a number of mutual friends, the most notable being [[William Elliott Waterman]]), but Kenneth is often flatly ignored and sometimes treated contemptuously by Chris. Despite being known as a lolcow amongst lolcow enthusiasts, by and large he is actually quite well-liked on Facebook.

Kenneth has also hosted anti-bullying forums in the past, on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (caused by his unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling forced these off the Internet. While Chris did express interest in his idea of making a fan-site, this did not materialize due to Kenneth's unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver.

Kengle has also bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]]. Kengle is considered a lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] fan comic ''Sonichen''. It is not known what Chris thinks of this parody, but according to Kenneth himself Chris takes a neutral stance.

Ken once bought a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' comic book. The problem was that it contained a preview for ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' at the start, which predictably got Chris hotheaded.

Although Kengle is classified as lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre artwork and websites, he is considered more of a borderline/low-grade cow compared to more infamous cows on the forum. It was recently noted that Kenneth's Sonichen and Rosechen website was dismantled and rebuilt as a general website to exhibit his artwork. As of November 2016, the website is a blog where Kenneth posts, among other things, progress updates on Sonichen and Rosechen, meaning the comic has returned.

==Relationship with trolls==
Kengle was temporarily banned from the [[Kiwi Farms]] because he seemed not to comprehend that there are [[trolls|mean people on the Internet]], and instead believed that everyone is genuinely interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Eventually, accepting the fact that such people existed, Kengle has decided to go on an online crusade against them. In 2017, he started [http://www.kiwifarms.xyz kiwifarms.xyz], a blog in which he writes angry posts about [[Pmurt]] and other topics, in a bid to divert attention from the real Kiwi Farms to himself. Needless to say, he has not yet succeeded in doing so.

A thread on the Farms has been made specifically about Kengle, and it has ballooned to hundreds of pages and counting.

In many ways, Kengle is the [[Rosechu]] to Chris's [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying.

==He can't quit Chris==
On [[May 2018|May 2, 2018]], Chris listed a spare [[Son-Chu|Sonichu]] [[2018_Sales_Listings#Extra_Sonichu_license_plate|license plate]] on eBay. Since license plates may be considered DMV property, [[May_2018_social_media_posts#Kenneth_Englehardt_BTFO|Kengle asked Chris if he got permission to sell it from the DMV]], which prompted Chris to ask him to stop, to which Kengle agreed. Two days later, on May 4, 2018, somebody suggested to Chris that his donations dropping could be Patreon taking a 50% cut, which Kengle said was outrageous. This prompted Chris to call Kengle outrageous and tell him not to comment on his posts anymore or Chris would unfriend him, but he told Kengle that he is still allowed to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] [[Chris and reality|to]] [[Chris and his Ego|Chri]][[Chris and negotiation|s's]] [[Chris and money|Patreon]] if he chooses. Kengle, having finally had enough, told Chris that friendships don't work like that and said goodbye, suggesting that he was done with Chris.

Not too long after, Kengle replied to Chris's tweet begging for money:

{{quoteboxgreen|Have you considered a project manager? They can help with work layout, publicity, the bottom line and so forth.}}

Chris replied with:

{{quotebox|If I had even remotely Knew of such a Manager YEARS ago, I seriously would have done that sooner. Eeyup.}}

==External Links==
* [http://www.onionfar.ms/ Kengle's ''Onion Farms'' website.]
* [http://www.kennethengelhardt.com Ken's official website]
* [http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Kenneth_Erwin_Engelhardt Kengle on the Lolcow Wiki]

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Dimensional Merge Announcements

2018-11-03T11:11:59Z

Rock Lee: Anime names desu!

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'''Dimensional Merge Announcements''' is a video uploaded on 26 [[October 2018]] where Chris announces the imminent merging of Dimension 1218 and its Sister Dimension C197. Like a doomsday cult leader, Chris explains what will happen during the merging and what to do to survive. After making multiple tangents including mentioning Jesus's parents being two women and being able to tranform in his Sonichu and CPU Goddess form once the merging is complete. Finally, he makes a reference to [[Megan]], claiming she is a CPU goddess and telling the users not to communicate with her while begging her to come to him.

==Video==
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| shirt = The Inverted Classic
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===Transcript===
Chris: Hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you life from home once again and we're going to talk about the recent and more obvious topic, of "The Dimensional merge". Yes!This dimension! Right here! 1218. Is going to be merged with our sister dimension "C197" where all of our s- where most of our superheroes, super-villains, OCs, and what have you, and other characters, consisted, have been existing and co-existing. Yep!

Everybody who survives this will get to meet their - will get to meet their favorite superheroes among other thi- among other fs (?) and everything. Huh. I guess there are those that are going to survive and those that are not going to survive. But hmmmn, that's but fortunately(?) should be most of the Earth's population. And those that I do care about are going to survive. Hmmmn. Among which ah that won't survive are going to be [[Pmurt|some of the politicians]]. But aside from that the decision is definitely supported by me but ah also gonna be made in part by your goddess of this Earth.

Yep, the parent of Jesus is a woman. Okay? Yep, just get that mind blower out of the way. Anyway, they're being supportive of all this and everything I'm supporting all of them, and the dimensions are gonna merge, and yada yada yada... Huh.. Farmy (?) my heads, got the thing psychic like and I get the headaches now and then (Grunting). Huh, 'cause I'm so integrated in all this. Huh.. 'Cause who knew I would have-- I actually.. am destined and with the anchuent prophecy of C197 and everything that I am literally, half sonichu and I soon will be able to transform into my sonichu form... be able to run at mach speeds! Thunder attacks! Psychic attacks! Everything!

And thanks to the all-inclusive events including me absorbing the spiral seal found in my own Sega Dreamcast right over there on top of the Commodore 64 monitor.. There is my old C64 right there. The old video connection is still an issue but I do believe I am going to get some very good heellpp on that very soon. Anyway side from-- anyway side from that (Snorting) Destiny and powers inside of me aanndd I have been bestowed the memories and soul of the original CPU of the commodore consoles and the -unintelligible to me(mighty nation, the comma????)-, definitely verified on the internet. Her name is Scarlet.

So yeah. Think I took that story and did a little short but to summarize it-- but yeah she was- she used to be - she was friends with Rei Ryghts, the CPU of Atari, and the Atari Consoles. But yeah, essentially, Atari got buried, and bowled over and bowled over after it fell and at the same comma fell along with it but landed in West Virginia in C197. And then a few yea- and then a few years later, ah, the original Scarlet passed on her soul and memories had got into my Commodore console and I adsorbed them! And I was bestowed upon them.

So, I am Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu! CPU Blue Heart of Cwcville, and comma, and the consoles of Commodore. Still getting used to that and I'm still adjusting and learning the ropes of all my responsibilities, powers, and everything. Still in development. -Deep breathe- But anyway, in the comings days up 'till the Dimensional merge you're definitely going to see some visual difference in your locals--in your local surroundings. So just be mindful and watchful of your surroundings.
Aaanndd gunfire. That's a no-no. Keep your weapons at bay! Don't fire at anybody, okay? S'not cool. Oooaaayyyeehhh. What's next what's next? You can tell obviously this is really coming from my heart. I have no script; this is me explaining it as best as I can just to this Earth and this dimension, 1218.

Anyway, don't panic, remain calm, and we'll get through this. We will survive. And everybody will get to meet their OCs and superheroes. Definitely tho-- We definitely stay away from the supervillians though, okay? Let us superheroes and heroes deal with them. Y'know I don't know if you like maybe maybe they can come to a conventional or something for real I don't know, but that's a whole kettle of fish that I am not... It's all a matter of. Huh.
Anyway, uuuhhh if I put a whole buncha- I've had put a whole buncha tweets on my twitter account @CWCsonichu the past number of months that have been leading up to this. True stories. True facts. Okay? So you might want to have gone over that. Huuuuh. Yeah essentially for references that's gonna be a long ways -Unintelligable Autistic babbling, arm flailing-. And also I definitely need to make a personal address to her of this world. Megan Schroeder.

And if anybody tries- and if anybody contacts her, don't! Do not contact Megan Schroeder, of this world, at all, okay? I'm essentially speaking to her directly through this video so then she (can) get (a) better understanding from the recent events and we've been letting her know about recently. So, please, nobody, nobody contact her! Okay?Unless you're really close friends. Aannd Megan, if you do get, get bullied, or if your inbox becomes full, just, ignore them! Delete those emails from those that you do not know personally. Okay?
Anyway, so with that out of the way, aaahh. Megan Schroeder it's still has been so many years since we've talked with each other. I want you to know first off that I definitely have no ill feelings against you and I st- strongly support your relationship with your sweetheart. And obviously I'm not going to come after you whatsoever. I have been married, since last March, to my Magi-chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu, and more recently, became married to Sylvana Rosechu and, to Mew-Two.

But anyway, Megan, your counterpart in C197, ever since her pow- er, sailor senshi powers, Sailor Megtune, have been stripped after the unfortunate break-up events of 06 or 07, or it may have been 08, that actually happened between you and I, not going to go into further detail. She ended up moving to Last Station where she actually did very well in politics and built herself up. She end up with properly bestowed the memories and powers of the original CPU Red Heart. It's still unbeknownst what console she represents but it is a.. Trying to think of a word here... well anyway, it's a- it's a Nintendo console, released only in Germany. And I tried looking it up on the internet. Though there is a reference or two, but the name is always censored. Name of that one console. Don't know why, but it is.

But anyway your counterpart there, the leader of the nation of -leader of the island nation of Crozna, with a miles long bridge extending from East part - East part of the United States of America, East part of Virginia, Very looonngg bridge, to that arti- to that man-made island. Crozna. And s-. Because after I had talked with your counterpart we still had in possession the original transformation pen that she had. I wanted to make sure it had gotten in the right hands so you got it Megan. It was delivered to me - er, delivered to you, you have it. And you also got a share, at least half of it, of Red Heart's powers and memories.

So, Megan Schroeder, of this world, you are CPU Red Heart. At least of this world. There's two CPU Red Hearts. If anybody wants to make a Dr. Who joke, skip it, 'cause I'm talking serious. So yes Megan Schroeder, you are indeed a goddess. Just like I became a goddess. Because we were desto- bestowed memories and everything. So sooner you wake up to that realization the better we'll be. And also keep an open heart and an open mind for telepathic communications from your counterpart in C197.

I don't know what might happen, I mean I don't know, uuuhhmmm. You two might coexist after the dimensional merge, but then again, you two might.. merge together to make one Red Heart. It's still to be determined I don't know that yet, but, just keep calm, know you're a goddess, listen to your counterpart, who is Red Heart of Crazna(Crozna, Chris?) over there. Aaanndd any questions I would definitely recommend bringing to your counterpart as well as bringing to the other CPUs, Neptune, Blanc, Noir, Vert, Uzume, Sabrina. Sabrina of Cwcville, still CPU, battery charged Blue Heart.

Anyway, bring it to the CPUs you'll get your questions answered through that way. Also, I welcome you to come talk to me directly. We'll set up the communications. That way..-but that's to be determined. And so forth. But anyway. So with that, I will be ending this video shortly, but know that everyone, be aware of your surroundings. The changes are going to happen as the two dimensions merge. And you might see some villains attacking. We the superheroes, I'll be fighting alongside them, we'll fight them off and depend, both of our worlds. Do the best we can.

I'm doing the best I can, learning the ropes and everything. Remain calm. Don't fire any weaponry. If you end up seeing your favorite superheroes or your OCs be glad. I mean like those famed amongst the brony community, you see your OC characters and you definitely hear from them telepathically, open mind, open heart, listen up. And that'll help you out in the longer run. Anyways, sooo I think that pretty much covers that for now. Thank you all for listening, for I am Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the CPU Blue Heart of the nations of CWCville and Comma, and the consoles of Commodore. Thank you. Be safe and have a great day.
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My Little Pony Protests

2018-08-14T14:36:29Z

Rock Lee: stop nginxing me when i correct the names lmao

{{quote|This is an official command from your [[CPU Blue Heart]]|Chris, addressing Hasbro.}}

{{quote|The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originals’ growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.|Chris on Twitter}}

On 13 [[August 2018]], Chris uploaded '''Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5'''. Here, he addresses [[Earth 1218]] (what he believes to be the designation of our universe),<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Marvel</ref> stating that he has divined the future, and is highly concerned about its prospects. He says his fears have been confirmed by conversing with several cartoon characters.

In actuality, Chris is probably just disheartened about rumors<ref>https://www.deviantart.com/liaaqila/journal/MLP-G5-LEAKS-MANE-6-DESIGN-CONCEPT-724818335</ref> he's heard about a possible new incarnation of the [[My Little Pony]] show. Remember, [[Chris and reality|Chris believes cartoons are real]]. So to him, any story changes would mean real-world consequences for beings he believe to exist in other realities; and the discontinuation of a cartoon series would result in the perpetual stagnation of its world, or possibly its demise.

==Video==
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===Description===
Heed Our Warning, Hasbro! Applejack MUST become an Alicorn Princess, and Twilight must NEVER become an Earth Pony!

===Transcripts===
Hey there everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. People of Earth 1218 heed my warning! Spoiler alert, I have seen the future and I had to prevent it!

Princess Twilight Sparkle was about to upgrade Applejack to alicorn status by-c-by order of Princess Celestia. Because a-Applejack is gonna come upon her own magic in a few days. But it backfires and instead of Applejack becoming alicorn, period, Twilight's Wings get put onto Pinkie Pie and Twilight's horn gets onto Fluttershy and it's just no GOOOOOOD, and that's how we end up with that FRICKIN' G5!

We must prevent this! This is not gonna work out and I have foreseen this. This is very, very bad. So I had just confirmed with Twilight and Princess Celestia as well and... Celestia and I are in agreement as she has seen the future as well... We must prevent this G5 mistake from ever happening. And yes, G4 will continue... Applejack is the next alicorn princess and she must become that without flaw. And so Celestia will take it upon herself to... upgrade Applejack as well.

But anyway. Heed my word, Hasbro! And everybody on the MLP show! Generation 5 must NEVER HAPPEN! And G4 must have at least 5 more seasons. And Applejack will become an Alicorn princess...

Heed this! Heed our warning! This is an official command from your CPU Blue Heart in agreement with Princess Celestia of Equestria all of which in our sister dimension.

[''nods, pauses'']

Thank you.

==Tweets==
Prior to making the video, Chris began his rant on Twitter:

{{quotebox|Everyone of Earth 1218! I have an announcement!

I have seen a future that we must prevent: My Little Pony Generation Five.

Spoiler Alert: Princess Twilight Sparkle was prompted to promote Applejack to become an Alicorn Princess, but in doing so, the spell backfires and then we end up with... THIS!

Twilight becoming an Earth Pony (SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE!), and the horns and wings being lost and swapped between Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.

I just did a reset to prevent that from happening. Celestia will take it upon herself to promote Applejack, because she Will be doing something that brings the magic out of her, like it did Cadence and Twilight. AJ’s Promotion needs to happen; she becomes the next Alicorn Princess by Celestia’s Power; Twilight and the others remain as they are, and G4 continues on. Generation Five Must Not Happen!

Listen up, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews , because I HAVE The Power and Link to our Sister Dimension, and I have seen it too.

<nowiki>#ContinueMLPG4!</nowiki>

CONTINUE My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for at least Five More Seasons, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews !

Our Matching Futures are at Stake Here! I, your [[CPU Blue Heart]] Commands it so as well, in agreement with Princess Celestia.

Please, Heed Our Warning!

Thank You.}}

A fan asked:
{{quoteboxgreen|What allows you to enter into these sister dimensions? And can you only enter them?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Psychic Links. Everyone in this world has at minimum a .01% Power that links y’all, respectively, with at least your counterpart in our sister dimension; the Power is stronger in artists, authors and creators. But mine is Stonger amongst the Very Few of us here.}}

A fan said:

{{quoteboxgreen|1st. Remember hwo you don't wanna reboot Sonichu? This is a reboot, not a sequel 2nd. Why 5 seasons? there's already been a lot. and no show with inifnite seasons ever gets good after the first 3-5 ones}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|You do not understand our sister dimension, as well as the inhabitants that occupy it and thereabouts. Reboots HURT the original very bad. Reboots stunts Growth of the Original.

And why at least five seasons? Because there is not only a lot more to Equestria than meets the eye, and, the rest of the Mane Six are destined to join Princess Twilight and the soon-to-be Princess of Honesty, Applejack, as Alicorns, themselves during that time frame.

Their Stories MUST be told and continued. The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originals’ growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.}}

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Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu

2018-06-16T02:12:38Z

Rock Lee: your fucking grammar sucks, also no need to a-log on chris.

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'''Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu''' is video where Chris tries to reason the current direction with [[Sonichu 12-9]]. He does this by explaining how [[Night Star]] has a closer spiritual bond than the [[Sonichu_(character)|titular]] [[Rosechu|characters]], demonstrating a flagging sense of [[Chris and Reality|reality]]. Additionally, he announces delays in new chapters and begs fans to support him on [[Patreon]].

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| next = [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please]]
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===Description===
Sonichu and Rosechu remain Very Important and Close to me, but Nightstar Unicorn/Sonichu of Equestria is closer, and I talk about why. And why this book about her that I have been working on, yet been delayed off and on for reasons (not to be disclosed at this time), is Very Important, indeed.

===Transcript===
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and at this moment I want to talk a little bit about the importance of Night Star, my unicorn counterpart in Equestria okay? so for those of you who don't know[Holds up drawing of Night Star]that's Night Star okay? and she can stand on her- she stands on all four she stands on her hind legs shes my unicorn- shes my counterpart in equestria and shes shes defendantly a- my counterpart just like the[holds of picture of CWCville Christine and "real" Christine] Christine Chandler of CWCville we both- like the three of us we co exist and you know know Night Star can become human through twilight's mirror and as some of you should be aware by now there are like 69 special Sonichu's and rosechu's put of the thousands that came out of that chaotic rainbow on February first 2003 and that's countring Sonichu and rosee and they both are the primes and they both are the spe- are specials they're two out of the 69 so anyways aside form that so this[Holds up picture of Night Star's Sonichu form] is Night Star's Sonichu form so shes half unicorn and half Sonichu, alright? so its like she says electric hedgehog power in either unicorn or human form she becomes[cuts sentence abruptly,pauses and stares at camera shortly][Puts down picture] and she lo- and a son an- pink color sudderher face actually does looks quite similar to mine in her human[holds up picture of human Night Star] form even though I drew it more equestria girls style umm anur- uhh oee of course ignore the third eye i did that for the looks there and of course her Sonichu form has a mea evolution as well and its quite reminiscent of[holds up picture of cutie mark] our cutie mark the heart with the wings and the flame the shooting star[in higher pitch] a heart wing heart with a shooting star Ta da![holds picture of a mega evolution] let you enjoy that dor a moment or you can pause it whatever but anyway the poitn is Night Star is equal to me just like[holds up picture of CWCville and real christine in Sonichu forms] Christine chandler CWCville alright?[stares at camera] counterpart, counterpart yo! okay? and being spe- being one of the specials shes part of my family part of OUR family and that is why among which aside from this being a- co- orig- is- be- originally being a kind love letter to the brony community as well[taps finger on table six times while staring at the camera] my counterpart and shes half Sonichu dimension tripper psychic powers a whole lot of details overpowered yes but there's so many damn powerful villans in... EVERYWHERE [sighs]
[in much higher pitch] but I digress but im trying to stay on tangent but any way very important night star and everything that's happening in eqestria is written in this book did happen and i know for a fact for a fact alongside CWCville and everything in our sister dimension form this world ok? so Night Star is very important at least to me alright? Thank you all please show support on the patron have a good wonderful day

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May 2018 Paid Video Requests

2018-05-24T14:09:32Z

Rock Lee: don't be lazy.

This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in May 2018.

==Shout out to school shooters==
{{Honest}}
[[Barb]] stars in these two videos shouting out two school shooters. The first one wishes Nikolas Cruz, perpetrator of the [[wikipedia:Stoneman Douglas High School shooting|Stoneman Douglas High School shooting]] a happy birthday and the second is a shout-out towards Adam Lanza, the [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|Sandy Hook Elementary School shooter]]. These were requested by the same [[ween]] who requested [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#A_few_seconds_of_Barb_dancing|a video of Barb dancing]].

==Happy Birthday, Nick==
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| stardate = 10 May 2018
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
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===Transcript===
Chris: Action

Barb: (silence)

Chris: Action!

Barb: Hello, my name is Barbra Chandler. I wish to wish Nikolas Cruz happy birthday.

Chris: Yayyy!

Barb: Please, could yo- buy Christine Chandler's uh merchandaise, to help us pay the mortgage. We appreciate it. Thank you very much.

Chris: And where do we buy this stuff from? My Ebay.

Barb: Buy on Ebay!

Chris: Yeah, link below. Thank you, anything else you wanna say?

Barb: No, that's all.

Chris: How about (?) "Have a good day?"

Barb: Thank you.

Chris: 'Bout (?) "Have a good day"? Why can't you say "Have a good day"?

Barb: Have a good day!

Chris: YAYYY!

==Shoutout==
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| name = Shoutout
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| stardate = 10 [[May 2018]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
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| previous = [[May 2018 Paid Video Requests#Shout out to school shooters|Happy Birthday, Nick]]
| next = [[I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)]]
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===Transcript===

[Barb stares blankly at the camera for a few seconds waiting for Chris to give her a signal to begin]

Barb: My name is [[Barbara Chandler]], I'm giving a shout-out to- Adam "Lanzie"!

Chris: [annoyed] Lanza!... Jeez, oh well, coo- [video ends abruptly]

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