User:RockyHadAMontage

2012-10-13T17:52:09Z

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I'm here to look around.

Pay me no mind.

Mang.

Talk:Soul Calibur

2012-10-13T14:09:51Z

RockyHadAMontage:

== Todo ==
* Descriptions of what the characters and their abilities appear to be. (Typical to my luck, SC3 is just the one game in the series I ''don't'' have. I'm probably not alone.) Chris appears to be a [http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Sage Sage], whatever the heck that means, and seems to use Kilik's staff. {{unsigned|Wwwwolf|}}

== Chris-Chan CAW ==

Lately, I've been creating Chris-Chan on wrestling games I own (the latest being ''SmackDown! Vs. RAW 2008'' , I'm thinking of getting SvR 2009 or 2010 and/or ''Legends of WrestleMania'' in the future for XBox 360) and making him a joke wrestler to fight against the other wrestlers. If he did the same thing for SC 3, would he even touch a WWF/WWE Game or even one of the old N64 WCW or ''TNA iMPACT!''?
--[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 08:58, 30 September 2009 (CEST)

== Battle Theater? ==

The description mentions Chris-chan liked to make his enemies in SC3 and struggle to beat them on the easiest difficulty, right? I had a look at his Megan emails and that video, and he mentions Battle Theater and in the video you can briefly see the VS screen and it says Battle Theater at the top. If I remember, Battle Theater was pretty much a mode where the computer would fight itself. So, really, Chris-chan just forgets to put it on a suitably epic difficulty level (I tended to put it on Extremely Hard for a laugh back in the day.)

Anyone mind if I sort this out? [[User:RockyHadAMontage|RockyHadAMontage]] 07:09, 13 October 2012 (PDT)

Soul Calibur

2012-10-13T14:07:02Z

RockyHadAMontage: Ivy's in the background of that box. I'm sure she didn't call herself Zasalamel. Would have been funny though.

[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb|[[Ivy]]'s namesake on the cover of ''Soul Calibur III'' (in the background)]]

[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG|thumb|Transcending [[Semen|picklesauce]] and [[Ruckersville]], a tale of [[duck]]s and [[china]]s, eternally retold.]]

[[Image:Voldocwc.jpg|thumb|Chris, recreated in [[McDonald's|full Hamburglar regalia]] in Soul Calibur V.]]

'''''Soul Calibur''''' (often written ''SoulCalibur'' or ''Soulcalibur'') is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco. While the series has a hardcore following, it's also famous for being easy to pick up – perhaps too easy, if Chris is of any indication.

==The series and Chris==
Chris's favorite character is [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Soul series#Cassandra|Cassandra Alexandra]],<ref>[[Mumble 6]]</ref> possibly for no other reason besides the fact that he favors attractive female characters in all other games. [[Mimms]] also said that he used Cassandra in [[Card games#UFS (Ultimate Fighting System) TCG|the UFS trading card game]]<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] encouraged him to stick with the "Greek girls" (Cassandra and [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Soul series#Sophitia|Sophitia]]) in UFS<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Megan is going to give Chris some stuff, appreciates him backing off]]</ref>.

In the infamous facerape scene of [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"|Episode 17]] of the [[comic]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.

Chris loved to create his enemies in ''[[Wikipedia:Soulcalibur III|Soulcalibur III]]'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters.

In the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promises CWC and [[Sonichu]]-related DLC for ''[[Wikipedia:Soulcalibur IV|Soulcalibur IV]]''. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather ''not'' see that pack come to fruition. (Unless [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is included, naturally.)

===Soul Megan===
Apparently he and [[Megan Schroeder]] were dedicated players of the arcade version, too, judging by e-mails discussing the purchasing of horribly overpriced weapon and ability cards to be used with the coin-op game.<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007]]</ref><ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>

One aspect of Chris's Megan obsession included creating a character of Megan in the game, which reportedly gave her the creeps.

{{Quote|And I don't like your "Megan Obsession" I don't like being [[Sailor Megtune|a character]] in [[Sonichu (comic)|your comics]]. I don't like how you made me a character in Soulcalibur and [[Animal Crossing]]. That kind of behavior really freaks me out.<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>}}

{{clear}}
===Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh===

{{quote|The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning [[Autistic]] Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|EVIL WITCH]] of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a [[Sweetheart]] of the opposite gender in Virginia... "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS]]!"}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9wmmU8OnQp4}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2007]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}
| previous = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE#Watch|Christian Weston Chandler's <br> FUTURE MESSAGE]]
| next = [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion's_Rap_Showdown#Master_Onion_A-La_Mode|Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]
}}

==See also==
*[[CWC Fighter]]
*[[Ivy]], who got her name from [[wikipedia:List of characters in the Soul series#Ivy|Isabella "Ivy" Valentine]]<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?t2mvjgzqdod Original file]

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2007| 2007-05-08]]

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