Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-07-05T06:22:49Z

RockyZhao: Fixed red link

[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|I see London, I see <s>France</s> Greece, I see Chris's DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!]]

{{quote|Surfshack Tito started this Lingering Heartache Chaos! I will take him down Personally!|Chris, blaming someone's else for [[The Wallflower|his mistakes]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|again]].}}

'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. He then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's [[Racism|insulting]], and being completely incompetent with a [[Pocket knife|knife]].

==Analysis==
[[File:FatBastardChris.jpg|thumb|A photo of Chris in his kilt.]]

It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of [[fail]] that he should drop her name. ''Twice''. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her '''FREAKING PEN NAME IN THE TITLE''', which is exactly how the trolls identified her in the first place.

The kilt and various fake accents are probably supposed to be in honor of St. Patrick's Day. Little does Chris know, he's mostly invoking stereotypes about the Scots (kilts, the words "laddy" and "lassy"), while St. Patrick's Day is about Ireland. He also uses the anthem of the Irish rugby union team ("Ireland's Call") as the background music, instead of the actual Irish anthem ("Amhrán na bhFiann"), whose highly-aggressive lyrics would be much more suited. Then again, A "Soldier's Song"'s highly anti-unionist/protestant message could give his Methodist ass the [[prickly-wicklies]] and also, Chris was always [[War Paint Video|quite ignorant about other people's cultures]].

He also refers to the English as "Brits", when, in fact, Britain encompasses England, Scotland and Wales.

This is all aside from that the worst thing you can say to an Irishman is that you're Irish, when you're clearly not. Especially when you're from America. Chris's stereotypical reference to shillelaghs would also not be appreciated by Irish people.

Chris appears to have taken a liking to waving a knife around in his videos. He probably thinks this is intimidating, but most people would probably laugh at a gelatinous blob with a face waddling at them with a potato peeler. The fact that he rarely leaves his [[Chris's room|room]], let alone his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] also lowers the threat level considerably. Note that the [[medallion]] is still missing, but his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] makes an appearance at the end of the video.

Also, the [[Chris and English|grammatically correct]] title would be "…against ''us'' Brits." {{clear}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|taiBe4ct_So}}
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Saga = {{Surfshack Tito}} Surfshack Tito
| Shirt = {{TanWideLines}} Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| next = [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, <br/>Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]
}}

===Transcript===

[''[[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.'']

Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to H-Heather and also the awesomest gal-pal that we know between us, our [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|beatin' up your ass]]. And also regain th-regain the love and trust and friendship of [[The Wallflower|Heather]].

Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way... [''Chris does a horrifyingly [[CWC Fighter|high kick]] wherein [[Homos|we can see his underwear quite clearly]].''] Two ways...! [''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.''] ...or three. [''He puts the knife on a desk off screen.'']

[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today. [''Chris comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh! [''He fails to produce a shillelagh.''] [''Chris then holds up his right fist to display his [[high school ring]].''] And mah ring, man!

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Surfshack Tito]]

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