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Sonichu Amiibo

2015-05-05T16:45:14Z

RolanMcDolan:

[[File:Amiibo5.jpg|right|thumb|200px|[[Chris]], proudly holding his new creations.]]
[[Wikipedia:Amiibo|'''Amiibo''']] are figurines which, when brought in physical contact with a [[Nintendo]] Wii U Gamepad or 3DS system, will add features or functions to a game. On 6 [[April 2015]], Chris unveiled his own custom [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] Amiibo for sale on [[eBay]]. He offered ten for sale for $41 each. They [[White knight|sold out]] within 2 hours.

==eBay Description==
The information and photos uploaded to his eBay page revealed that to create his custom Amiibo, he had bought [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] Amiibo, broken the limbs, repositioned them, glued them back on, and repainted them.

{{quotebox|Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Sonichu is posed doing a Thunderpunching Sky Uppercut attack (his Up + B Special, if Sonichu was a playable character in Super Smash Bros.). It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist. These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: the figure you receive may vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Sonic the Hedgehog Amiibo chip. All of these figures are still Unregistered and [[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] New; if you would like for me to level the figures up to the maximum level in Super Smash Bros. (3DS or WiiU), and include the random in-game items and money with them, please inform me under the "Special Instructions" section when checking out. Or send me a message after purchase. Otherwise, if left uninformed, I will be sending the figure to you Unregistered and Fresh there. I highly recommend going with the Yellow-Shoe alt-colour in-game choice when setting up your figure, to best represent Sonichu in the game(s). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|Mario Kart 8]], Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Also, the Metal Sticker has been removed from the base portion of the package, so the figure can be read while inside its package.

Everyone involved, including ALL Bidders, are bound by eBay's Terms and Regulations as stated therein, link below at bottom of this web page.

Discretion (As stated in the Comic Page image freshly added to the listing with few updates): ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, [[Cwcville]] and such material is [[Chris and copyright|Copyrighted]] March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, Pok'emon and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively, as well as everything Super Smash Bros, respectively. The piece that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Sonicu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork.}}

Chris also noted, "The figures were mint in package, but then physically remolded, repositioned and strengthened, then put into new packaging, as shown in the photos."

The photos:

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Please note that these Amiibo figures cost $30 more than the official ones.

==Production costs==
It's worth noting that to produce each Sonichu Amiibo, Chris had to buy a Sonic Amiibo to repaint. In addition, rather than simply sculpting Sonichu's tail himself, he opted to cut the tails off of existing Pikachu Amiibos to glue them on (what he'll do with the army of tail-less Pikachus remains to be seen). The end result is that each Sonichu Amiibo uses both a Sonic and a Pikachu, doubling the cost of materials to $26 a pop. Between the base Amiibos, paint, [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]], eBay fees, shipping costs, and time and labor invested, it's not unreasonable to assume that Chris is making a miniscule profit, if not outright losing money with each Sonichu sold. This seems consistent with his [[Chris and money|general financial history.]]

==Facebook announcement==
[[File:Amiibo6.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's new cover photo.]]
On the same day, Chris posted an announcement on Facebook with a link to his eBay page. He uploaded a new photograph of himself which implied that [[Rosechu]] Amiibo were on the way. He also put up a new, relevant Facebook cover photo.
{{quotebox|Here's something different and good; a Sonichu Figure! And an Amiibo Figure at that! Personally created and Certified and packaged.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Unfortunately, due to the lowered listing allowance on my eBay, I am unable to list medallions this month. Please Leave Positive Feedback upon receipt after your individual purchases. Ten Figures are immediately available. Thank you, and have a good day.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>I forgot to mention, the Metal Sticker has been removed, so the figure can be read while still in its package. And Sonichu is posed doing a Thunderpunching Sky Uppercut attack (his Up + B Special, if Sonichu was a playable character in Super Smash Bros.).}}
[[File:SonichuAmiibo.jpg|thumb]]
The following day he clarified:

{{quotebox|My choice of which character goes into the base of my characters are relevant to their individual perspectives and whatnot. some of which are Rare ‪#‎Amiibo‬ characters at the moment as well. ‪#‎Sonichu‬'s choice is Sonic, out of respect. Pikachu is not as strong as ‪#‎Sonic‬ anyway. Tune in next week to hear ‪#‎Rosechu‬'s choice.}}

Simultaneously, Chris tied his new Amiibo with a desire to make Sonichu a downloadable character for the game Super Smash Brothers, including a drawing of Sonichu holding his own Amiibo.

==Received Amiibo==
While Chris has not yet received negative feedback on eBay for these items (in part because of the threat that crossing the Great Director Chandler can result in [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|public doxxing]]), the quality of those received has been less than spectacular. On one of them, the tail and right ear had come off in transit, despite Chris's order to the U.S. Mail, "THIS SIDE UP." The "Certificate of Authenticity" read:

{{quotebox|This Certificate verifies the authenticity of the accompanying Sonichu/Rosechu Amiibo Figure from Christian/Christine Weston Chandler. The Signature on this document attests that she alone, full of heart, soul and efforts in reposing the figure, painting and gluing and all other specific detailings on the figure, and external of the base.}}

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Another Amiibo arrived essentially broken in half:
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The recipient stated, "the head is off, the tail is off, and one of the ears came off where he had just wrapped the modeling clay around sonic's existing ear. no glue or anything." He also noted that Chris had attempted to reseal the package with double-sided tape, which had collected dust and grime.<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-4-6-sonichu-amiibo-for-sale.8808/page-17#post-650310]</ref>

A contributor on Chris's old stomping grounds, [[Keep Sonic Original]], posted two images of his received Amiibo:

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While he said it was "worth every single cent," he noted that both the ears and the tail were broken off.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1563772267236048&set=gm.1567543786831201&type=1&theater]</ref>

==References==
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[[Category:EBay]]

Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway

2012-07-07T04:46:10Z

RolanMcDolan: /* Production */

[[File:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg|thumb|250px|Racers 01-09.]]
[[File:0443-9KartCarrier1.jpg|thumb|250px|A cart carrier.]]
'''''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway''' is a video series from [[Chris|Chris's]] [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|"I'm on TV" DVD]]. It was filmed using a Game Boy Camera in [[1998]], when Chris was still in [[Manchester High School]].

==Production==

The [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera]] is a bulky Game Boy accessory cartridge with a camera built into it, which can be placed into a Game Boy and be used to take grainy black-and-white pictures. Afterward, these pictures can be edited in various ways; they can be drawn on, turned into sprites for a handful of minigames, or strung together to make an animation as Chris did. Using the camera and his [[LEGO]] collection, Chris made a stop-motion animation of the cars racing around his Lego city and firing shells (or in this case, Star and Circle shapes) at each other, then added some appropriate music.

The Game Boy Camera can only hold thirty pictures at a time. That isn't nearly enough for even half a lap. What Chris did was take the thirty pictures, edit them appropriately, string them together into an animation, record the animation, and then repeat the process over and over. To make the sudden starting and stopping seem more "natural", Chris put a second of static at the end of each set of pictures. This didn't do anything to change the fact that the twenty-second music clip Chris used for his animation gets more grating every time it is used.

It is impressive that Chris expended so much time and effort at such a complex and frustrating task, especially considering that years later, he would draw ''Sonichu'' comics without any planning or practice then upload YouTube videos without bothering to check them over first. Despite this, the actual animation is jerky and erratic, presumably due to the extremely low frame-per-second count (the average stop-motion production has 12 frames per second).

In the actual race videos, it's near impossible to tell what's going on, since most of the racers look exactly the same in poor quality black-and-white pictures. It doesn't help that the racing is regularly interrupted by confusing sequences where outsiders attack the racers.

The sequences also appear to have been transferred onto VHS tape at some point, as evidenced by the vertical stabilization problems, the noise at the bottom of the picture at the beginning of the first video, and the general picture quality of the video. Chris got the video on VHS by hooking his Game Boy Camera to a [[Wikipedia:Super_Game_Boy| Super Game Boy]] for his SNES and then recording that way.

==Plot==

Most of the video is taken up with depicting four kart races based on ''[[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]]''. As with all CWC projects, the characters competing are from Chris's family, gal-pals, and characters from his favorite media series - in this case, [[Lego]], [[Power Rangers]], [[Nintendo|Super Mario]], ''[[Wikipedia:Dexter's Laboratory|Dexter's Laboratory]]'', [[Star Wars]], a ninja and, bizarrely, [[Wikipedia:Andy Griffith|"Andy Griffit"]]. Some [[Pokémon]] show up too. Oddly enough, there is no sign of [[Sonic]], or even [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] (who had been invented two years earlier).

However, what is very easy to tell is that Chris was perhaps even more of a God-moder in his younger days than he is now, perhaps only now eclipsing his past self with his actions in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. In all three races in which Chris appears, he wins easily - in his second race, he even has time to fight Darth Maul and get back on his kart in time to win.

===Interval sequences===

Chris also spends some time in-between races describing his [[Power Rangers]] team, made up of him, [[Cole Smithey]], [[Laura Dorazio]], [[Wikipedia:Princess Peach|Peach]], [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] and [[Wikipedia:Mega Man|Mega Man]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris makes himself the leader. He also spends almost a minute (and several takes worth of animation) showing several karts combine into the KART MEGAZORD, a powerful weapon never seen since until [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], and even then it hasn't really done anything yet.

He also supplies a tour of his Lego town, which he had not yet christened "[[CWCville]]", which features an Information Center, the Start/Finish Line, Lego Lake, Mt. Extreme, Band Stand, and Fonz's Kart Shop.

==Videos==
===Prototype===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype
| video = {{#ev:youtube|BJeEks8ihPM}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Song_of_Christian#Part_2|Song of Christian]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
}}

[''"Super GAME BOY Nintendo ®"'']

[''Screen is blank for approximately 10 seconds.'']

[''"© 1995 Creatures; © 1995 GAME FREAK"'']

[''Game Boy Camera logo appears and Mario dances.'']

[''Game Boy Camera interface appears and then disappears'']

[''"CHRISTIAN CHANDLER LEGO RACEWAY - Mario Kart 64"'']

[''Four cars drive by.'']

[''"THE END"'']

===Part 1===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fZoharTWZh8}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Prototype|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_2|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 2]]
}}

[''Music starts up'']

[''"Christian (c) Chandler Mariokart 64 LEGO RACEWAY 6/4/98"'']

[''"Mario Kart 64 Line-Up:"'']

[''We see a Lego minifig in overalls and a conductor's hat. The label says "Mario."'']

[''2 Christian Chandler"'']

[''"CRASH DUMMIE 3"'']

[''"Peach 4"'']

[''"Megaman and Rush 5"'']

[''"JAILBRAKE JOE 6"'']

[''"Barbara Chandler 7"'']

[''"Cole Smithey 8"'']

[''"POWER RANGER Christian Chandler 9"'']

[''"TONY TWISTER 10"'']

[''"LUIGI 11"'']

[''"ALPHA DRACONIS 12"'']

[''"SANTA CLAUSE 13"'']

[''"Infomaniac 14"'']

[''"DEXTER 15"'']

[''"Laura Dorazio 16"'']

[''"QUEEN GYPSY MOTH 17"'']

[''"Pharoh's Mummy 18"'']

[''"ANDY GRIFFIT 19"'']

[''"BONSAI 20" (some weird kanji below him)'']

[''"Sarah Hammer"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''RACE 1: Racers 1-10 3 Laps'']

[''We see the racers waiting up at the starting line. The camera circles around giving us a 360 degree view. The starting light changes, and the race is on!'']

[''Christian has the early lead, and he turns left into a shortcut. Mario tries to follow him but hits the edge, spinning out of control.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Power Ranger Christian and Santa Clause pass Mario, and Mario follows.'']

[''Chris drives onto a bridge, followed by QUEEN GYPSY MOTH. Mario again spins out of control, missing the bridge entirely.'']

[''Jailbrake Joe and Power Ranger Chris go on the bridge.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Zoom in on Power Ranger's wheels. White dots come out of the back, as though he is revving up. He backs up and corrects his direction.'']

[''We see Chris crossing the bridge. QUEEN GYPSY MOTH is at the head of the pack, and Chris cuts her off.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''First lap completed. Chris takes the shortcut again. QUEEN GYPSY MOTH and Jailbrake Joe apparently circle around each other. We see more racers.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Power Ranger Christian picks up a bonus and fires at Cole, sending him into a spin'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Chris crosses the line in 1st'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"RACE 1 RESULTS:"'']

[''"RACE 1'' 
''1st Christian'' 
''2nd Cole'' 
''3rd Mario'' 
''4th Mega Man"'']

[''"For the racing line-up. The Force enters..."'']

[''Luke Skywalker drives up, gets out of his car and brandishes his lightsaber. he hets back in, turns around and drives away'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"RACE 2: Racers 11-22. 3 Laps"'']

[''The racers line up at the starting grid. A spaceship flies around in circles.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The race begins. Some sort of powerup or missile or something hits a car.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The racers finish a lap, with QUEEN GYPSY MOTH and Mario in the lead'']

[''STATIC'']

[''An airplane flies around'']

'''Someone:''' DESTROY MISSILE!

[''The missile hits Pharoh's Mummy's car'']

'''Pharoh's Mummy:''' I'm stuck!

[''His car explodes'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A huge pileup'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Arthur Fonzerelli [''sic''] shows up trackside. He walks up to a car, presumably to fix it, and BONSAI draws his katana.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The Fonz runs away from BONSAI and drives off on his motorbike'']

[''STATIC'']

[''There is confusion around the crash site'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A mechanic tries to fix it up'']

[''The race finally ends, with Infomaniac in 1st place'']

[''"RACE 2 RESULTS"'']

[''"RACE 2'' 
''1st Infomaniac.'' 
''2nd Sarah H.'' 
''3rd Luke S.'' 
''4th Luigi"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"While we prepare for the next race, we will take a quick tour of... MY '''LEGO TOWN!'''"'']

[''The camera jerks around, showing the Information Center, the Start/Finish Line, Lego Lake, Mt. Extreme, Band Stand, Fonz's Kart Shop'']

[''"And now, back to the races..."'']

[''"RACE 3 DRIVERS: 02, 14, 08, 21, 01, 22, 05, and 11. 3 Laps."'']

[''The racers line up and the race starts'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The race passes something labelled "CRYSTLE"'']

'''Christian:''' HI!

[''STATIC'']

[''The race continues'']

[''STATIC'']

[''QUEEN GYPSY MOTH stands in front of the race'']

'''QUEEN GYPSY MOTH:''' FREEZE!

[''The racers just hit her and keep going'']
===Part 2===
{{Infobox/video
| name = ''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yVGaPZnptXg}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
| next = [[Chris_Chan_in_the_PokéNews#Video|Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]
}}

[''STATIC'']

[''Peach sees R2-D2 and brakes.'']

'''Peach:''' R2-D2?

[''She gets out of the car.'']

'''Peach:''' Why are you here?

'''R2-D2:''' BEEP BLURP

'''Peach:''' I see. ok. [''to [[Wikipedia:The Fonz|the Fonz]]''] Fonz, tell Anakin R2 dropped in. and we'll shoot him by, A.S.A.P.

'''Christian Chandler:''' Here he comes!

[''Darth Maul flies by in an X-Wing and Chris shoots at him'']

[''Chris drives on, in the lead. The other racers follow.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Darth Maul ejects from the downed X-Wing and stands trackside. The approaching Chris is shocked.'']

'''Darth Maul:''' JOIN THE DARK SIDE!

'''Chris:''' NO! IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!

[''Chris morphs into his Power Ranger form.'']

[''BLACK SCREEN'']

[''Christian and Darth Maul fight, Chris with a sort of sword and Darth Maul with [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|his own Damn Darth Maul Dual Light Saber]].'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Chris casts Maul off of the track'']

'''Chris:''' TOO BAD.

[''Chris drives on, and somehow, is in the lead. He crosses the finish line and the words "1st place" appear.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The top four are lined up'']

[''"RACE 3 RESULTS:"'']

['''''"RACE 3"''' ''"'''1st''' Christian C.'' '''''2nd''' Infomanic'' '''''3rd''' Cole S.'' '''''4th''' Luke S."'']

[''Aerial shot of the city, with intro: "A LONG TIME AGO... EVIL INVADED THE GOOD TOWN... BUT A SUPER TEAM WAS FORMED TO... STOP THEM. THEY ARE KNOWN AS..."'']

[''Camera flies down to: MEGA MAN. LUIGI. PEACH. They each put on Power Ranger costumes.'']

[''BLACK SCREEN'']

[''"LAURA DORAZIO. MARIO. COLE SMITHEY."'']

[''"AND THE LEADER...]

[''"CHRISTIAN C."'']

[''They stand in triangle formation. The title "POWER RANGERS" appears.'']

[''"AND WHEN THEY NEED MORE POWER... THEIR KARTS JOIN TO FORM"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Karts join together, then drive around a bit.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Karts combining'']

[''STATIC'']

[''They finish combining.'']

[''"THE KART MEGAZORD!"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"FINAL. RACE 4. DRIVERS: 02, 14, 08, 22, 21, 05, and 11. 3 LAPS"'']

[''They line up to start. [[Pikachu]] zaps the starting lights and the race begins.'']

[''A truck is on the track, for no clear reason. The racers drive by.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A car goes into a spin and causes a pile-up.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Mew appears and psychically spins BONSAI'']

[''STATIC'']

[''We zoom in on Ash Ketchem [''sic'']. He throws a Poké Ball at Mew.'']
'''Ash Ketchem:''' GO! POKÉ BALL!

[''Mew is captured.'']

'''Ash Ketchem:''' I'VE GOT MEW!

[''STATIC'']

[''The race continues. A Blastoise fires water at the leader and she spins away.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A Venusaur sleeps in the middle of the track. Chris stops his car and plays a Poké Flute to awaken it. The camera zooms in on a man going to a house'']

'''Man:''' NOBODY WAS AT HOME!

[''Camera zooms in on a Charizard'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Charizard flies around'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Chris crosses the line; "1st place" appears. Infomaniac is 2nd, Cole 3rd, Mario 4th. The final results are then listed on the screen.'']

[''"CIRCUIT MATH: 1st: 5 pnts. 2nd: 4 pnts. 3rd: 2 pnts. 4th: 1 pnts. RESULTS -> ->"'']

[''"RESULTS:'' 
''1. Christian C. 15'' 
''2. Infomaniac. 13'' 
''3. Cole S. 8'' 
''4. Sarah H. 4"'' 

[''STATIC'']

[''"AWARDS CEREMONIES."'']

[''"Christian'won the GOLD,and $10,000!"'']

[''"Infomaniac won the SILVER, and $5,000!"'']

[''"Cole won the Bronze, and$2,000!"'']

[''"Sarah won a year's supply of pizza!'']

'''Pizza Boy:''' [''hands Sarah a pizza''] Here is your 1st pie.

[''Zoom in on Bob and Barbara'']

[''"[[Reality|And CWC's parents were proud of him.]]"'']

'''Christian:''' [[Spanish|Muy Bueno!]]

[''"The End."'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"AFTERMATH... 3 new racers that did not make it in time for the races."'']

[''"Vader Droid 23"]

[''"Anakin Skywalker & R2-D2 24"'']

[''"[[Kellie Andes]] 25"'']

[''"CREDITS"'']

[''Game Boy Camera'']

[''"THE CAST..."'']

[''Racers are listed again'']

[''"REST... P.Boy, D.Maul, A. Fonzerelli, Robert C., Mandy M., Obi Juan, Ash K., M. Droids.''"] [all ''sic'']

[''"Pokémon: Mew, Pikachu, Charizard, Blastoise, Venusaur."'']

[''"PRODUCER: BARBARA WESTON CHANDLER -MOM." with a photo of her'']

[''"PRODUCER: -DAD. ROBERT FRANKLIN CHANDLER JR."'']

[''"Producer, Director, Lihtin & Special Effects,Constructor of Town,Costumes and Vehicles, Backgrounds, and Narrator..."'']

[''"Christian Weston Chandler." with creepy photo'']

[''Game Boy Camera'']

[''"This animation was inspired by LEGO & Nintendo"'']

[''Game Boy Camera'']

[''"SPECIAL THANKS: Mom, Dad, many of my good friends, family, the Leo & N.O.A. Companies, and Christian C."'']

[''"CHRISTIAN © CHANDLER; MARIO KART 64; LEGO 6/4/98 RACEWAY"'']

==Results==
In this table, "X" means the racer finished outside the top 4; "—" means the racer did not compete.
[[Image:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg|thumb|right|Line-up of the racers.]]
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
|+ Sortable table
|-
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | Rank
! scope="col" | Code
! scope="col" | Racer
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R1
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R2
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R3
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R4
! scope="col" | Total
|-
| 1st
| 02
| [[Christian Chandler]]
| '''5'''
| —
|'''5'''
|'''5'''
| '''15'''
|-
| 2nd
| 14
| [[Wikipedia:Infomaniac|Infomaniac]]
| —
| '''5'''
|'''4'''
|'''4'''
| '''13'''
|-
| 3rd
| 08
|[[Cole Smithey]]
| '''4'''
| —
|'''2'''
|'''2'''
| '''8'''
|-
| 4th
| 21
| [[Sarah Hammer]]
| —
| '''4'''
|X
|X
| '''4'''
|-
| T-5th
| 01
|[[Nintendo|MARIO]]
| '''2'''
| —
|X
|'''1'''
| '''3'''
|-
| T-5th
| 22
| [[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]]
| —
| '''2'''
|'''1'''
|X
| '''3'''
|-
| T-7th
| 05
|[[Wikipedia:|Mega Man]] & [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Mega Man series#Rush|Rush]]
| '''1'''
| —
|X
|X
| '''1'''
|-
| T-7th
| 11
| [[Wikipedia:Luigi|LUIGI]]
| —
| '''1'''
|X
|X
| '''1'''
|-
| —
| 03
|[[Wikipedia:The Incredible Crash Dummies|CRASH DUMMIE]]
| X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 04
|[[Wikipedia:Princess Peach|Peach]]
| X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 06
|[[Lego|JAILBRAKE JOE]]<ref>[http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/1786_Jailbreak_Joe]</ref>
|X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 07
|[[Barbara Chandler]]
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== Sources ==

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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Song of Christian]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]|}}
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Soul Calibur

2012-03-04T05:17:56Z

RolanMcDolan:

[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb|[[Ivy]]'s namesake on the cover of ''Soul Calibur III'' (in the foreground)]]

[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG|thumb|Transcending [[Semen|picklesauce]] and [[Ruckersville]], a tale of [[duck]]s and [[china]]s, eternally retold.]]

[[Image:Voldocwc.jpg|thumb|Chris, recreated in [[McDonald's|full Hamburglar regalia]] in Soul Calibur V.]]

'''''Soul Calibur''''' (often written ''SoulCalibur'' or ''Soulcalibur'') is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco. While the series has a hardcore following, it's also famous for being easy to pick up – perhaps too easy, if Chris is of any indication.

==The series and Chris==
Chris's favorite character is [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Soul series#Cassandra|Cassandra Alexandra]],<ref>[[Mumble 6]]</ref> possibly for no other reason besides the fact that he favors attractive female characters in all other games. [[Mimms]] also said that he used Cassandra in [[Card games#UFS (Ultimate Fighting System) TCG|the UFS trading card game]]<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] encouraged him to stick with the "Greek girls" (Cassandra and [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Soul series#Sophitia|Sophitia]]) in UFS<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Megan is going to give Chris some stuff, appreciates him backing off]]</ref>.

In the infamous facerape scene of [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"|Episode 17]] of the [[comic]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.

Chris loved to create his enemies in ''[[Wikipedia:Soulcalibur III|Soulcalibur III]]'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters.

In the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promises CWC and [[Sonichu]]-related DLC for ''[[Wikipedia:Soulcalibur IV|Soulcalibur IV]]''. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather ''not'' see that pack come to fruition. (Unless [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is included, naturally.)

===Soul Megan===
Apparently he and [[Megan Schroeder]] were dedicated players of the arcade version, too, judging by e-mails discussing the purchasing of horribly overpriced weapon and ability cards to be used with the coin-op game.<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007]]</ref><ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>

One aspect of Chris's Megan obsession included creating a character of Megan in the game, which reportedly gave her the creeps.

{{Quote|And I don't like your "Megan Obsession" I don't like being [[Sailor Megtune|a character]] in [[Sonichu (comic)|your comics]]. I don't like how you made me a character in Soulcalibur and [[Animal Crossing]]. That kind of behavior really freaks me out.<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>}}

{{clear}}
===Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh===

{{quote|The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning [[Autistic]] Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|EVIL WITCH]] of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a [[Sweetheart]] of the opposite gender in Virginia... "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS]]!"}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9wmmU8OnQp4}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2007]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}
| previous = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE#Watch|Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
| next = [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion's_Rap_Showdown#Master_Onion_A-La_Mode|Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]
}}

==See also==
*[[CWC Fighter]]
*[[Ivy]], who got her name from [[wikipedia:List of characters in the Soul series#Ivy|Isabella "Ivy" Valentine]]<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?t2mvjgzqdod Original file]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]|nextlink=[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Master Onion A-La Mode]]|}}
{{Game Videos}}

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2007| 2007-05-08]]

File:Voldocwc.jpg

2012-03-04T05:15:47Z

RolanMcDolan: CWC's Hamburglar cosplay recreated in Soul Calibur V's Create-a-Soul mode.

CWC's Hamburglar cosplay recreated in Soul Calibur V's Create-a-Soul mode.

McDonald's

2012-02-11T03:37:04Z

RolanMcDolan: /* McCosplay */

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{{quote|'''Troll:''' How often do you eat at McDonald's? Uh, when do you go there? '''Chris:''' Uh, not very often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week.|[[Mumble 8]]}}

[[Image:B-Manajerk.jpg|thumb|[[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Some Shitty Recolour]] enjoys a typical visit to a McDonald's in [[CWCville]].]]

'''[[Wikipedia:McDonald's|McDonald's]]''' is [[CWC|Chris's]] [[restaurant]] of choice. Chris's ideal first [[dating|date]] would take place here. His favorite items are [[Wikipedia:Chicken McNuggets|Chicken McNuggets]]<ref>[[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode_2_2]]</ref><ref>[[CWC%27s_Diary#March_2]]</ref> and the $1 sweet tea.<ref>[[Mailbag 28]]</ref>

Additionally, Chris's preference for McDonald's was symbolic of his conflict with [[Bob Chandler|his dad]], who preferred [[Burger King]].<ref>[[Coffee Place]]</ref><ref>[[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut]]</ref> Chris also met the real life [[B-Manajerk]] in a [[Wal-Mart]] McDonald's.

==Possible cause for health problems==
[[Image:RonaldWTF.png|thumb|Ronald McDonald reading ''[[Sonichu]]''.]]
Chris's [[Chris and health|inactive lifestyle and constant consumption of McDonald's]] may contribute to his growing [[obesity]], as well as his [[Wikipedia:Hypercholesterolemia|hypercholesterolemia]]. The number of times Chris claims to eat food from McDonald's, two or three times a week, is equivalent to going about 130 times a year. At this rate of consumption, Chris will likely develop [[Chris and health|serious medical problems]]. It's possible that he might develop [[Wikipedia:heart disease|heart disease]] or [[Wikipedia:Diabetes mellitus type 2|diabetes mellitus type 2]] in the near future if he continues to live the way he does. The likelihood of him passing away before the age of fifty due to heart attack or [[Wikipedia:Stroke|stroke]] increases each month.

It also doesn't help that [[Chris and reality|he doesn't seem to realize]] just how bad fast food is. He mentioned once that ordering a chicken salad is healthier, which is a common misconception.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> Salads at most restaurants, especially fast food chains, come with high-calorie dressing and fried chicken or taco filling, which makes the salad worse than a hamburger. Let's not forget to mention that he drinks the sweet tea, which likely also contains high-fructose corn syrup, and he probably eats french fries with his meals.

==Conflict with Kacey==
During Chris's abortive attempt to win over [[Kacey]] as his [[sweetheart]], at her behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. One of Kacey's particular demands was that Chris quit eating fast food, an expectation he almost entirely failed to live up to. During his [[Father Call|phone call with Kacey and her father]], he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie.

Since Kacey's marriage to [[Liquid Chris]] in mid-[[November 2009]], the McNuggets have almost certainly resumed their steady march down Chris's bottomless gullet.

==In the comics==
[[Image:Punchyfeedslayla.jpg|thumb|right|300px|"Have some fistfull fries!"]]
* There is a McDonald's in the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
* [[Sub-Episodes]] [[Sub-Episode_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|#4]] and [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_5:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack_part_2.22|#5]] take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of [[Mal-Wart]]."
* A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Quicky Dee's") appears in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], where it seems to be a popular place to go on a date. [[Punchy]] took [[Layla]] there on their first date.

==McDonald's Monopoly 2009==
Chris began stuffing his face full of this shit since the [[Wikipedia:Monopoly (board game)|''Monopoly'']] [[2009]] promotion started. He claimed to not care about it in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video]], only to [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Results|create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods]].

===Account I (October 6 - October 20)===
52 codes (43 of them from purchased things)

*52. St. Charles Place
*51. Oriental Avenue
*50. Baltic Avenue
*49. Park Place
*48. Marvin Gardens

===Account II (October 21)===
11 codes (10 of them from purchased things)

*11. Park Place
*10. North Carolina Avenue
*9. Illinois Avenue
*8. Community Chest (2)
*7. Oriental Avenue

===Account III (October 22 - October 23)===
7 codes (6 of them from purchased things)

*7. Park Place
*6. Community Chest (3)
*5. Illinois Avenue
*4. New York Avenue
*3. Electric Company

===Account IV (October 23 - October 28)===
8 codes (6 from purchased things)

*8. Reading Railroad
*7. Luxury Tax
*6. North Carolina Avenue
*5. [[Wikipedia:Baltimore and Ohio Railroad|B. & O. Railroad]]
*4. [[Wikipedia:Pennsylvania Railroad|Pennsylvania Railroad]]

==McCosplay==
[[File:HAMBURGLAR.jpg|thumb|Chris as the Hamburglar, [[Chris and cosplaying|apparently.]]]]
[[File:Grimace.jpg|thumb|At least it hides his tits.]]
In the beginning of [[October 2010]], Chris apparently remembered [[Jackie]] telling him that she liked his [[cosplay]] videos. Following a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|controversial cosplay video]] over two weeks before, Chris decided to continue his act with McDonald's characters.

His first McDonaldland act was [[100 2265|the Hamburglar]], where he [[CWCFlyingElephants|ran around his room acting batshit crazy]], wearing a BDSM costume that looked far more like an obese [[Soul Calibur|Voldo]] than the Hamburglar.

The next day, Chris attempted to cosplay [[100 2266|Grimace]]. [[Chris and art|Needless to say]], the Grimace costume he made was beyond recognition. Whilst wearing the costume, he delivered a speech about [[autism]] and bullying before breaking out into song. It is likely that Chris got this idea from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' in which [[Wikipedia:Lois Griffin|Lois]] dresses up as [[Wikipedia:The Grimace|The Grimace]] - Peter responds with a comment that Grimace is autistic himself.

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