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This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.

==Timeline==
===Before Christ===
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].<ref name=sandbag>[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]</ref><ref>{{w|Big Bang}}</ref>
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.<ref name=sandbag/><ref>{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}</ref>
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.

===Classical antiquity===
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]
*'''c. 6 BC – AD 33''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].
* '''26 April 121 – 17 March 180''' - Life of [[Marcus Aurelius]].

===Medieval period===
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) <ref>https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5</ref>
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. <ref>https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9</ref>
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]</ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]</ref> Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].

===Early modern period===
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]
*'''17 April 1442''' - [[Rauma]] is chartered.
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],<ref>{{w|Mary Boleyn}}</ref> Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref name="KeepUp">[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref>
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],<ref>{{w|Anne Boleyn}}</ref> Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref name="KeepUp"/>
*'''12 June 1550''' - Foundation of Helsingfors, later known as [[Helsinki]].
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref name="KeepUp"/>
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.<ref>https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482</ref>
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- Birth of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.
*'''14 April 1832''' - Birth of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). Several of Chris's ancestors (the "[[Chandler Family Tree#Dixiechus|Dixiechus]]") fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.<ref>https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm</ref>
*'''Sept 1866''' - Death of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler.
*''' 23 January 1871''' - Birth of Joseph Jeesie Chandler, Bob's paternal grandfather
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.<ref>{{Cite web
|url = https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862369/joseph-otto-weston
|website = Find a Grave
|title = Joseph Otto Weston
}}</ref>
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===1900s===
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris's paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) were born - less than 2 months apart. Chris's maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris's great-grandparents remained alive throughout.

====Events of the 1900s====
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.

===1910s===
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]
In the '''1910s''', Chris's youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris's great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.

In this decade, Chris's maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.

Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.

====Events of the 1910s====
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.<ref name=Carrie/>
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. <ref name=Joseph>https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&cc=1968530&personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D</ref>
*'''6 December 1917''' - [[Finland]] {{w|Finnish Declaration of Independence|declares independence}} from [[Russia]], marking the date celebrated annually as Finland's independence day.
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===1920s===
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]
{{quote|Bob Chandler was born in the same year the [[TV]] was invented, and lived long enough for his extremely [[autistic]] [[Chris|son]] to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|scream about his house]] being on the internet for millions to see, and for him to unintentionally create one of the greatest moments in internet history.

RIP Bob. It's probably good you didn't live to see [[Affair with Mother|how it all turned out.]]|spaghettimkay5795, 2023<ref>[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk&lc=Ugz-lQrynPZLYkCUhVd4AaABAg</ref>}}
The '''1920s''' saw Chris's paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.

Chris's maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris's great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.

====Events of the 1920s====
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.
*'''January 1925''' - Death of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]].
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in [[Dallas]], Texas. Soon after, Robert and Jean move to Lake City, Florida, where Robert was living at the time of the marriage.
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.<ref name=Carrie>https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html</ref>
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]] in Fort Worth, Texas <ref name=HarveyPowers/>
*'''7 September 1927''' - {{w|Philo Farnsworth}}'s image dissector camera tube transmits its first image, a simple straight line, at his laboratory in [[Cole Smithey#California (1980-96)|San Francisco]]. This is often credited as the invention of [[television]].
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]
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===1930s===
[[Image:Bob 1938.png|thumb|400px|Bob (highlighted with a red star) alongside other students in the Mignon Methodist church, 1938.]]
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]], 2009}}

The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris's remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris's grandparents remained alive throughout.

====Events of the 1930s====

*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter "Jerry" Harmon]]
*'''21 March 1932''' - The {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm
*'''30 January 1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.
*'''1933''' - Bob's family move to Sylacauga, Alabama from Garland, Texas.
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.
*'''31 July 1935''' - Birth of [[Minor Family Members#Raymond Inge|Raymond Boyd Inge]]
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].
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===1940s===
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]
[[Image:Bob Chandler 1945.png|thumb|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II, late 1990s<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]</ref>}}

The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris's mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris's great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1947, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.

Furthermore, with the death of Chris's paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris's grandparents remained.

Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.

====Events of the 1940s====

*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].<ref name=HarveyPowers>https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].<ref>{{w|Ted Bundy}}</ref>
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.<ref name=Ashby>https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html</ref>
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.
*'''15 June 1948''' - Birth of [[Rocky Shoemaker]].
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.
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===1950s===
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father<ref>{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}</ref>}}

The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris's great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris's grandparents alive by the end of the decade.

==== Events of the 1950s ====

*'''27 May 1950''' - [[Linnanmäki]] opens for the first time.
*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering. He then moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina for Western Electric. He is first hired as a test planning engineer with radar on automatic test equipment.
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.<ref name="FacebookVirginity" />
*'''1955''' - Bob's father, stepmother and his first four half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]</ref>
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.<ref name="FacebookVirginity">According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.</ref>
*'''November 1956''' - Bob is transferred from Western Electric to General Electric to Utica, NY
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.

===1960s===
[[Image:JerryBarb&Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]
[[Image:RobertChandler1960s.png|thumb|Bob around the late 1960s]]
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills, 2007.]]}}

In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).

Chris's maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.

====Events of the 1960s====
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].<ref>[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref>
*'''1962''' - Bob goes on a business trip to Boston. This is presumably the furthest north Bob has ever visited in the United States
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce.
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].<ref name=Ashby/>
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976</ref>
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.<ref>https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html</ref> <ref>https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/</ref>
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.
*'''23 August 1968''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.

===1970s===
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris on Facebook]], 2012}}

[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1975.
Left to right, (first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, [[Bob]], Larry, Jimmy, Frances, (second row) Ray, Jane, Joan.]]

In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris's last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.

====Events of the 1970s====
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus."
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus" is published.
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].<ref>[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]</ref>
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at "Maddy's Pub" (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.<ref>[[Mumble 5]]</ref>
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].

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{{Unreliable|type=cred|Has a habit of making dishonest and disingenuous statements{{refn|group="note"|Geno has made posts falsely claiming: [https://archive.fo/fhEOZ that he is not gaming a system for selfish gain] regarding his sales, when he has ripped off Chris's design of ''Sonichu'' [[medallions]]; that, about his ''[[Sonichu: The Animated Series (Geno Samuel)|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'', [https://archive.is/GAwAc that those are not Chris's characters] he used, when he has used Chris's characters such as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|the fictionalized Chris Chan]] and [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]; that he does not read the CWCki, which he has [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History#Credit claims|used material from]] in his series ''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History''; that his series is unbiased, when [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History#Bias|there is bias]] within it.}}}}

{{quote|Simply making [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|the doc]] has already gotten attention from Chris which prompted her to retcon her past. Christory has already been interfered with.|Geno's response to criticism of his knockoff Sonichu medallion sales.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/chris_responds_to_a_customer_buying_genos/kdb7in7/ ([https://archive.fo/8FzR6 archive])</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
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|title = Geno Samuel
|name = Geno Samuel
|aliases = Edwin Grigonis Edvinas Grigonis<ref>Credited as the writer to several Geno Samuel songs on [https://open.spotify.com/artist/2HDfNNsy8R8DSDOZ34xzMb Spotify]</ref> SamuellyGenie<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)]]</ref> Genoine<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_0pFlq3bBI</ref> phlegm<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKazRacYq2w</ref> Shumshu Arid Fuge
|occupation = Musician Documentarian
|gender = {{gender|gender = male}}
|nationality = Lithuanian
|saga = {{saga|shipfic|cn}}
|}}

'''Edwin Grigonis''', also known by the pseudonym '''Geno Samuel''', (born circa 1990s)<ref>According to his [https://archive.fo/cMMP9 LinkedIn profile], he attended university between 2014-2018.</ref> is a Lithuanian-born YouTuber and musician. He is a [[Christuber]] and [[carpetbagger]] known for creating the series ''[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'' and ''[[Sonichu: The Animated Series (Geno Samuel)|Sonichu: The Animated Series (2025)]]'', as well as exploiting Chris's imagery by selling items themed after him without his permission.

On 13 [[July 2025]], he renamed his Chris-oriented [[YouTube]] channel from "GenoSamuel2.1" to "Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History", and announced the "transition" the following day.<ref>https://archive.fo/2dOXN</ref>

==History==
On 26 [[May 2018]], [[Copitz]] mentioned Geno to Chris during conversation, and asked if he liked people making neutral documentaries about him.<ref>[[A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan]]</ref> Chris replied that he wishes he was considered more famous than infamous.

On 16 [[June 2018]], Chris expressed his hope that Geno and his [[fanbase]] will "recover swiftly" from Geno's termination on [[YouTube]].<ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Not responsible for Geno Samuel's termination]]</ref>

On 28 [[August 2019]], Chris (as [[Magi-Chan]]) DM'd Geno, thanking him for giving him and Magi-Chan a better recollection of past events.<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#Magi-Chan speaks to Geno]]</ref> He also told Geno to keep up the good work, and told him to feel free to ask Magi-Chan for any feedback or input for Geno's "Chronological History series".

On 14 [[September 2019]], Chris discussed Geno after he was brought up by someone in a livestream hosted by people associated with [[Sonichu Mania]].<ref>[[Sonichu Mania Livestream]]</ref> Chris says that he likes Geno's series, adding that he didn't offend him too much.

On 20 [[September 2019]], Chris DM'd Geno and asked his input on creating a "Genochu" [[TSSSF]] custom card featuring him. Geno politely declined the request, and Chris in turn thanked him for responding and said the offer would remain open if he changed his mind.<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#OCs]]</ref>

On 21 [[October 2019]], Chris DM'd Geno, telling him that he should read what happened to [[Simonchu]], since Geno apparently liked one of Chris's "comments".<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#Simonchu]]</ref>

On 11 [[May 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) replied to Geno defending himself and his documentary series from wrongful criticism on Twitter.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Contrapoints attacks Geno]]</ref>

On 22 [[May 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) wrote a letter addressed to [[Kai]], and mentioned that in order for Kai to become "a literal God," he would have to humble himself. He explained that Kai can learn to do so from Chris via "those videos on GenoSamuel's YouTube channel."<ref>[[Sonichu Journal Pages]]</ref>

On 10 [[October 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) wrote a comment on YouTube thanking Geno for finally using his preferred pronouns.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan:A Comprehensive History - Part 44]]</ref>

On 15 [[November 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) wrote a comment on [[YouTube]] to Geno for his Q&A video to celebrate 100,000 subscribers.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Genosamual 100k Q&A announcement]]</ref> On 13 December, the Q&A video would be published, and Geno answers Chris's question at the end.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

[[KwaiiSandbag]] mentioned and discussed Geno a few times to Chris over their calls, due to being a big fan of his documentary series.

On 11 [[March 2021]], Chris replied to Geno after he left a joke reply to a meme of Chris.<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Ryan Reynolds]]</ref>

On 31 [[March 2021]], Chris DM'd Geno, upset over Geno's April Fools joke which entailed altering the title and thumbnails of ''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History'' to replace Chris with [[Donald Trump]].<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#April Fools Reaction]]</ref>

In a 4 [[July 2022]] letter, Chris mentioned a desire to collaborate with Geno, writing that he would contact Geno as soon as he was able;<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref> the latter reacted with "Fuck." in a [[Kiwi Farms]] post on learning of Chris's comment.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Chris Wants To Contact]]</ref>

On 21 [[October 2023]], Chris viewed and commented during a livestream on Geno's channel in which Geno played back old video of Chris.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Live From China!🔴Chill CWC Stream 30]]</ref>

In [[2023]], Geno began offering knockoff ''Sonichu'' medallions for sale. His medallions also included a Certificate of Authenticity, in an imitation of Chris commonly including a Certificate in his own for-sale medallions. Chris criticized Geno's medallion product in a 14 [[December 2023]] post, writing, "Geno. Don’t even with the “Certificate”. 3D Printed never surpasses the full soul effort in hand-crafting. It’s not funny."<ref name=medallioncriticism>[[December 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Geno's medallion product]]</ref>

On 10 [[January 2024]], Chris congratulated Geno on his wife's pregnancy.<ref>[[January 2024 social media posts#Congratulating Geno]]</ref>

On 3 [[February 2024]], Geno began advertising more Chris-themed items for sale, including a shirt with a [[:File:WantWoman.jpg|"WANT WOMAN!"]] slogan on it. Chris objected to it, asking, "Can you please stop the “Want Woman” shirt?"<ref name=wantwoman>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref> Geno appears unlikely to accede to Chris's request - in a [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] thread about Chris's comment, Geno replied to another Reddit user that he was "watching the sales roll in" and defended offering the item for sale.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1ai6r6c/comment/kosv83e/ ([https://archive.fo/R721P archive])</ref>

On a livestream on 29 [[March 2025]], Chris got asked about Geno, prompting him to reply with "I have only talked a little bit—a little bit—with Geno Samuel. And just, um, the way he conduct- the way he conducts his videos, there's like a few things that can be criticized. Like, he could not be so focused on, uh, the times where I were- where I was taken advantage of. Especially with those theoretical relationships, or anything—and I mean ''anything''—NSFW..."<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]]</ref>

In [[April 2025]], Geno began releasing ''[[Sonichu: The Animated Series (Geno Samuel)|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'', which took Chris's artwork for the ''Sonichu'' comics - notably ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' - and applied limited animation to the pages, but without Chris's permission. The trailer and two episodes had been uploaded when Chris filed a [[copyright]] complaint, and YouTube terminated the series and placed a copyright strike on Geno's channel.

==Carpetbagging==
===GenoineProductions===
In late [[2023]], Geno opened an [[Etsy]] store called [https://www.etsy.com/shop/GenoineProductions GenoineProductions], where he made 42 sales before the shop was closed. On 13 [[March 2025]], Geno replied to a [[Twitter]] user who had experienced major problems using Etsy, specifically not receiving money after orders were fulfilled (still being expected to pay taxes), cases being opened and appealed without the owner's notice, and no response from Etsy themselves via email regarding the issues.<ref>https://x.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1900113245350043661</ref> Geno said that the same thing happened to him, jokingly saying that Etsy "banned" him for "being too popular."
===genosamuel.com===
Since at least 24 [[April 2022]], Geno has owned a website under the domain [https://www.genosamuel.com/ genosamuel.com], using it as a hub for his Chris content and other personal projects. In late [[2023]], presumably after his Etsy failed, he began to sell bootleg Chris merchandise using the site. He started with his own 3D printed miniature Sonic Totems and Sonichu and Rosechu medallions, and orders contained a knockoff "Certificate of Authenticity" and signature from Geno. On 14 [[December 2023]], Chris criticized the certificate and the fact that Geno used a 3D printer for his medallions, saying it's "not funny."<ref name=medallioncriticism></ref> This did not discourage Geno, as he still sells them—as well as medallions of Chris's other characters, [[Blake]], [[Bubbles]], [[Angelica]], and [[Sylvana]]—as of [[May 2025]].

By 3 [[February 2024]], preorders were available for several Chris-themed hats and shirts. On that day, Chris commented on Geno's YouTube community post promoting the merch, particularly disapproving of the "WANT WOMAN!" shirt, requesting that he "stops" it.<ref name=wantwoman></ref> This did not discourage Geno, as he still sells the shirt as of [[May 2025]].

===Sonichu: The Animated Series===
{{main|Sonichu: The Animated Series (Geno Samuel)}}
In [[April 2025]], Geno began releasing ''[[Sonichu: The Animated Series (Geno Samuel)|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''. The series was funded by patrons on [[Patreon]], and patrons that pledged at least $5 per month would have their name added in the credits of the episodes. In the early morning hours of 5 [[May 2025]], Geno made an announcement on Patreon regarding Chris's takedown:<ref>https://archive.is/GAwAc</ref>
{{quote|Hey Y'all! So I got a copyright strike from Christine Chandler on YouTube which caused Sonichu: The Animated Series Episodes 1 and 2 to be taken down. Totally understandable since it is her artwork that I'm using (though those are not her characters, but that's besides the point...).

Anyway, So this project is dead. Anyone who joined my Patreon to support the series is free to leave or ask for a refund if you'd like. If you're willing to stick around, you're in luck cuz this means I can work faster on my other projects like documentaries and music.

Thank you for your understanding.

All the best,

G.G.}}

Initially, Geno heavily promoted his Patreon alongside the series, and updated his Patreon's description to mention the series.<ref>https://archive.is/4Phwa</ref> Geno also animated at least two of Chris's Sonichu Classic Strips, both of which are locked behind a paywall on Patreon.<ref>https://archive.is/WrSpF</ref><ref>https://archive.is/z6Mi7</ref> Despite the copyright strike, the [[May 2025 social media posts#Geno Samuel copyright strike|public statement of disapproval from Chris]], and Geno's statements of agreement to cease continuing the project, he premiered Episode 3 of the series on Twitter later the same day.<ref>https://x.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1919555649316508051 ([https://archive.fo/Yp6OQ archive])</ref> Notably, Geno makes money from post engagement on Twitter, due to paying for a blue checkmark.

As of [[May 2025]], Geno has 327 pledged paying members to his Patreon.<ref>https://graphtreon.com/creator/GenoSamuel</ref> Slimming down the number to 300, and generously assuming that every member is subscribed to the lowest tier of $2 per month, it can be estimated that Geno makes about $600 a month from his audience that mostly knows him for his Chris content.

==See also==
*[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]
*[[Geno Samuel DMs]]
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)]]
*[[Sonichu the Animated Series (Geno)]]
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Red Skelton

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{{quote|I've also learned from Red Skelton of how to be a gentleman.|Chris, in a post on [[Sonichu Girls#Introduction|Sonichu Girls]]}}

[[Image:RedSkelton_112809.jpg|thumb|Luckily, he never lived to find out about his biggest fan.]]
'''Richard Bernard "Red" Skelton''' (18 July 1913 – 17 September [[1997]]) was a popular [[American]] TV and movie comic of the mid-20th century. Originally a circus clown and vaudeville comedian, he parlayed his talents as a funnyman into a successful screen career spanning almost five decades.

In keeping with his often anachronistic taste in entertainment, [[Chris]] is an avowed fan of Skelton's comedy. (Coincidentally, Skelton's first TV show hit the airwaves in [[1950s|1951]], the same year as ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', another Chandler family favorite.) He often claims to have used Skelton as a role model as far as learning how to effectively interact in social situations.

Exactly what he's learned from Skelton, though, is something of a mystery. On the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he talked about learning "how to be a gentleman", but didn't go into detail about what gentlemanly traits he picked up from Red. Likewise, on his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]], he claims to have developed "a positive social behavior similar to Red Skelton" during [[high school]], but doesn't offer any more details than that.

Some of Chris's comments from an [[IRC (28 December 2008)|IRC chat]] in [[December 2008]] go into a bit more depth. There, Chris explains that Skelton taught him "how to be a more hospitable gentleman for one thing…how to speak with a softer tone of voice in pleasant conversation, and some fun jokes as well".

He also butchered a Skelton routine in [[Some Favored Comedians]].

Whatever Chris learned from Skelton about how to relate to other people, in any event, it manifestly hasn't done him any good.

Skelton is apparently a regular attraction in the restaurant at [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]], despite having died in [[1997]].
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Britney Spears

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[[Image:BritneySpears.jpg|thumb|Britney's [[Officer Nasty]] costume.]]

{{Quote|I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE; She is among my Top 3 Women Celebrities who I Would Love To Fuck|Chris, believing that she's ''really'' happy to hear that...<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010]]</ref>}}

'''Britney Jean Spears''' (born 2 December [[1981]]) is an [[American]] pop singer who is [[Chris]]'s favorite [[music]] star.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#More Information About Myself]]</ref> While one of the most famous and important singers in pop music, much like him, she has a tendency to make poor choices (such as appearing in [[Nudes|unflattering photos]]).

She is a very important figure to Chris. For years, he used her as a means of proving that he is straight and not gay. She also was hugely popular around the time Chris was enrolled in [[Manchester High School]], so her music carries plenty of fuel for [[Chris and nostalgia|nostalgia]] over the past when things were happier for him.

==Britney and Chris's sexuality==
[[Image:Britneyspears-7130.jpg|thumb|left|And here, we see where he got the [[Lovely Weather|whale-tail idea]]...]]

It's unlikely that Chris is a fan of Spears solely because of her music. He has used her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in [[I am STRAIGHT]], where he proves to the trolls that he is straight by holding up a suggestive poster of Britney. On 10 June 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove his heterosexuality when he favorited several of her music videos on his [[YouTube]] account. His attempt backfired when the account was promptly hacked and filled with [[homos|gay]] propaganda videos. (It is unconfirmed if the account was really Chris's, but it probably was.)

The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his straightness is ironic, as Britney Spears is a beloved icon among homosexuals; when [[Vivian Gee]] pointed this out [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#2 January|in an e-mail on why others believe him to be gay]], Chris counterclaimed this by saying that he "enjoy[ed] [[Women's rights|HER BODY]] and HER VOICE."

==Britney and Chris's past==
Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. Her career took off in 1998, near to when Chris came of age. He may be fond of her music simply for the [[Chris and nostalgia|nostalgia]] factor--it reminds him of [[Manchester High School|a time when his life was much happier]]. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and many teen girls at the time idolized Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be "[[Tomgirl Pictures|one of the girls]]."

==Christian Pays Tribute==
[[Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For the record, Britney's marriage only lasted twelve hours.|thumb]]

* He sang along to Britney while playing ''[[Pokémon]]'' in [[The GAMe PLACe]], including while playing with [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] performed a cover of Britney's "[[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|(You Drive Me) Crazy]]" called "[[Feel So Lonesome]]", with the lyrics changed so that the song is [[Chris and his ego|all about him and his]] [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]].
* After [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears,"<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years]]</ref> but only because she was blonde (since we all know how good Chris is with [[Facial blindness|facial recognition]]).<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]([https://web.archive.org/web/20140825091156/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 archive])</ref>
* Near the end of the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]] video, Chris's cellphone rings with a MIDI "(You Drive Me) Crazy" ringtone.
* When it came time to do Round 3 of the [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3|''SingStar'' Challenge]], Chris chose to "sing" over the "[[Wikipedia:...Baby One More Time (song)|...Baby One More Time]]" B-side "Autumn Goodbye".
* Chris also sang "Autumn Goodbye" on [[Kacey Call 1|his first call]] to [[Kacey]], while posing as [[Liquid Chris]].
* He also played the song "[[Wikipedia:Blackout (Britney Spears album)|Heaven on Earth]]" on his [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_6:_.233|second fake radio broadcast]].
* In his [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|ultimate, irrefutable proof that he is STRAIGHT]], Chris put a portrait of Britney on the wall, labeled simply "Oops!" (in reference to "[[Wikipedia:Oops!... I Did It Again|Oops!... I Did It Again]]" and its [[wikipedia:Oops!... I Did It Again (album)|accompanying album]]).
* He bought the video game ''{{w|Britney's Dance Beat}}''.<ref>[[List of Chris's games]]</ref>
* He quoted Britney's debut hit when [[100 2270|impersonating]] [[Alec Benson Leary]], saying "Hey, baby, hit me one more time!"
* He shared Britney's video to her song "[[Things_Chris_Has_Ripped_Off#The_Smurfs|Ooh La La]]" on [[Facebook]] on 22 [[July 2013]].
* She is one of many people in a list of celebrities he'd like to [[Hanky-panky|party]] with in a Facebook list shared on 7 [[March 2015]].

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Feel So Lonesome]] - parody of "(You Drive Me) Crazy"
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Uri Geller

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{{infobox Person
| title = Uri Geller
| image = Uri Geller.jpg|250px
|gender = Male
|nationality = Israeli
|occupation = Illusionist
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 20
|month = 12
|year = 1946
}}

'''Uri Geller''' is a self-proclaimed psychic and an entertainer specializing in illusionist performances, who has made numerous appearances on television and film.

Chris learned about Geller from a book, ''Develop Your Psychic Powers'', in which Geller was mentioned in its chapter on psychokinesis, and sent him an e-mail.

As a side note, Geller sued [[Nintendo]] in November [[2000]] over the spoon-wielding image of the psychic [[Pokémon]] Kadabra. He apologized in [[November 2020]].<ref>https://twitter.com/TheUriGeller/status/1332794451727691777</ref> This association with the Pokémon franchise gives him another connection to Chris.

==E-mails==
On 11 [[September 2017]], Chris reached out to Geller in an e-mail, seeking his help in developing his psychic powers further. Geller responded, telling Chris it was a waste of his time and advised that there were more productive things in life to put energy into. A furious Chris replied back, insisting it was not a waste of time, and in the process also managing to rant about [[stress]] and his desire to vanquish [[trolls]] with his powers.

The e-mails were leaked by [[Marvin]] on 13 December 2018.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-11-2017-chris-wrote-to-uri-geller-for-psychic-training-geller-replied-its-a-waste-of-time.50939/#post-4082437 ([https://archive.fo/fu693 archive])</ref>

===Seeking a More Expert Psychic Skill Training===
{{quotebox|1=On 11 Sep 2017, at 6:46, chrischansonichu@aol.com wrote:
Hello, Uri. Guessing you might predict my email to you. :) Anyhow, I am Miss Christine Chandler, in Ruckersville, Virginia, USA. I just read your name in the Psychokinesis chapter of my copy of "[[:File:Develop Your Psychic Skills.jpg|Develop Your Psychic Skills]]". I have been working on my own psychic skills; [[PsychicPowers|I have found I do have some, and I practice most daily.]] I am so close to making the trading card I've been practicing with, or even my pen, levitate. If I can, I would like to seek a more expert psychic skill training. I'm a still-getting-out-there artist and creator. Anyhow, should you help me get further on with my skills, or guide me well, I would be most grateful. Thank you. Have a great and safe day.

Sent from my iPhone

Stay Safe,

Christine W. Chandler}}

===Quite Frankly I Believe You Are Wasting Your Time===
Geller declined the request.
{{quoteboxred|1=On Sep 11, 2017, at 1:35 AM, Uri Geller <uri@urigeller.com> wrote:
Hi Christine I don't teach one on one nor give lessons, most of my books are free to read on my website. Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those. Being a motivator a positive thinker helping others a bit of meditation some spirituality empowering others etc etc etc, 
Much energy and love uri 

The following is an automated message: 
F.Y.I: 
Please visit my website at www.urigeller.com 
I believe that you will find the documentaries on my home page interesting: 
A LIFE STRANGER THAN FICTION directed by Simon Cowell, the BBC's recent "The Secret Life of Uri Geller", by the Oscar-winning director, Vikram Jayanti. A fascinating film titled: A Revealing Documentary and an additional film called Being Uri Geller.

I wish you plenty of good health, happiness and peace of mind. Be positive, optimistic and believe in yourself. Follow me on Facebook.com/theurigeller and on Twitter @theurigeller.

Much energy and love

Uri

Sent from my iPhone}}

===I Am Not Wasting My Time!===
Chris did not take the rejection lightly.
{{quotebox|1=On Sep 12, 2017, at 5:00 PM, chrischansonichu@aol.com wrote:
I am Not wasting my time! I have my psychic friend, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]], and my own Dimensional Psychic Links to my Cwcville and beyond. I have had a LOT of Deja Vu moments in my life! I am not just looking for mere Levitation, but I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control. And I did also ask for recommendations of anyone else who could help me better develop my powers.

Your frank response left me feeling disappointed and disgusted with you right now, until the later time when I recover from this feeling, because I have a Lot of other stresses in my life. Ugh.

Good day, Uri.

Sent from my iPhone
Stay Safe,
Christine W. Chandler}}

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Michael Snyder

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{{Misinfo|It goes without saying that, despite Chris's mistaken beliefs, Michael Snyder is not Jewish, either in ethnicity or in faith.}}

{{quote|I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than [[Borb|your fossilized parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child [[Creepy stare|creeping out]] all the other [[Pokémon|pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and contests|unsportsmanlike]] punk.|Michael Snyder, responding to Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.}}

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| image = HNI 0022-cropped.jpg
| size = 250px
| name = Michael John Snyder
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 29
|month = 7
|year = 1956
| aliases = Mike TheRcholic [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|"Jew!"]]
| gender = [[MALE]]
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| race = White
| religion = Judaism (according to Chris)
| occupation = [[Manajerk]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011) Owner, Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011-2014)
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'''Michael John "Mike" Snyder''' (Hebrew: מִיכָאֵל ג'ון „מייק“ שניידר) is one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the incorrect conclusion that Snyder was Jewish; in actuality, "Snyder" is actually an Americanized version of either the Dutch surname "Snijder," the German surname "Schneider," or the Slavic surname "Šnajdr" (all of which translate to "tailor" in their respective languages).<ref>[https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=snyder Ancestry.com]</ref>.

Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a "bastard,"<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref> a "[[JERKS|jerk]],"<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref> a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew,"<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> "cold-hearted and mean,"<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref> a "sonofabitch,"<ref>[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]</ref> and "[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]]."<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref>

In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. [[Law|Legal]] punishment as well as the store's eventual closing have done nothing to check Chris's [[anger|rage]].

Despite being a major antagonist in Chris's eyes, Snyder was spared from being adapted into a Sonichu counterpart villain. This might have been because he didn't threaten the [[Love Quest]] or, more likely, [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu went on hiatus]] some time before Chris began developing further antipathy towards the store manager.

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==At the GAMe PLACe==
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, [[List of places that have banned Chris|Permanently]], After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}

Chris's behavior at the GAMe PLACe offended the store's management in a number of ways. He slacked off on his (supposed) duty as a Pokémon gym leader, scared the children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his [[race|racism]] and [[homos|homophobia]] shine. He also took his video game consoles into the store and hogged the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang [[Britney Spears]] songs during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], and much more.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.

The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]<ref>This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.</ref> was a shouting match with a black kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chris from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he "was looking for any reason to ban him at this point." Michael himself later recalled in a response to one of Chris's videos, "I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk."<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]</ref>

Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.

==Years of hatred==
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's impression of Michael Snyder with spider-like (and stereotypically Jewish, apropos of Chris's anti-Semitic outburst) attributes.]]
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|right|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]

Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write "Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]" on it. This so-called "Wii incident," Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tried to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumed that Mike would know or care who Mary was.

On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that "Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store."<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref> In December 2013, his explanation was, "he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore."<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]</ref> At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.

Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling "Jew"]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.

Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. "What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!," he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael "GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER," seeming to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew." In fact, "Schneider" is a German surname meaning "tailor" (and "Snyder" [or "Sneijder"] descends from the Dutch word for "cutter"). While some Eastern European and Russian Jews might have wound up with the name by anglicizing "Shnaider" (Шнайдер) or "Sznajder," it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all. The bottom line is that Michael is not Jewish.

[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:

{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In [[Wikipedia:Madison, Virginia|Madison]] or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it... Mike and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}

On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a [[Reeb|beer]], then drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented "Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it." The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, "YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!" He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris told a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.<ref>[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>

Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref> He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, "I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while "unarmed" and alone.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>

==Shit gets real==
{{main|28 October 2011}}

{{quote|I Pray that someone else Will plant a bomb in the Game and Hobby PLACe and Blow The Whole Damn Store Up! It does not Deserve to EVER have "C-Ville" in its name above its accursed, sullied, Hellfire Entrance and Doors! Death to Michael Snyder too.

That Bastard, among Bastards, Ruined and Destroyed my Life, Emotions, and Being!|Chris, while facing a charge for [[28 October 2011|running Snyder over with his car]]<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Hellfire entrance and doors]]</ref>}}

On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys," newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.

The plea bargain hearing was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a "thieving liar" '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]</ref>

In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.
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==The hatred continues==
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the plea bargain hearing.}}
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]

Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. "Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls." What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a "trap" by posting a sign saying that there was a "new owner," inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael.

As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the "trap" Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, "the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref>

Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:

{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own "restraining order."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]</ref>}}

Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.

By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's "get-rich-quick scheme" of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.<ref>[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]</ref> Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear and due to chris not saying anything recent about him, we may never know.

As of August 2017, Chris not only still believes Mike Snyder set him up, but also blames him for [[Chris and money|blowing all of Bob's pension]] during the [[This is how the Trial went|2012 plea bargain hearing]]. Because [[Chris and reality|"Mike rubbing his legs against Chris's car" is somehow to blame]], as opposed to hiring an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]].<ref>[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Chris still blames Snyder for everything]]</ref>

==TheRcholic==
'''TheRcholic''' was a now-deleted YouTube account which was supposedly used by Michael Snyder to comment on some of Chris's videos.

It is not fully clear if the account was indeed owned by Michael, or if it was the work of trolls posing as him. On [[6 June 2010]], TheRcholic posted a YouTube comment claiming to have had an encounter with Chris "right now", and the comment was apparently followed by a video Chris uploaded giving details on the encounter. However, Chris and TheRcholic give different dates for when the encounter occurred, with Chris saying it took place days beforehand. TheRcholic's comment was also not properly archived, so timestamps cannot be compared. In August 2010, a self-identified Chris troll apparently called The GAMe PLACe to interview Michael, who said that he was working on posting a YouTube comment as TheRcholic.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azjF90Q7JFA</ref> Notably, the apparent call occurred at Michael's place of work, and involved Michael using company time to gossip about Chris with one of his trolls. If the call was legitimate, it shows a level of unprofessional behavior by Michael.

Several of TheRcholic's comments were archived by the Wayback Machine<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20130408132328/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=u_p6bShW97Y</ref> and some copied by hand. Of those, many consist of [[ween]]ing-type messages which insult or mock Chris or his parents and encourage others to harass Chris.

On [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|If any of you have a; problem with me, you can call me anytime at 1-301-693-0794.
I am happy to take you on.
Mike}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I have been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play??}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By, the way, he was reading from a script he had written on a piece of paper.
Mike}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By the way, I'm not Jewish, but the last name is German, originally Schneider. He uses Jew because [[Niggos|Black and Nigger]] almost got him seriously hurt. He uses the word like a curse word.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,
Mike 
Elvis has left the building}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of 2008, and nothing has sunken into that clown head of his.
Mike}}

In response to another comment 'I think inbreeding is partly to blame also'

{{quoteboxgreen|No, the current thinking is his mother had fossilized eggs, and his father's sperm were in a walker, plus drinking heavily during the pregnancy didn't help. Mike}}

After the events of 4 [[June 2010]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}

On the [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video:

{{quoteboxgreen|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk. 
Signed, 
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}

==See also==
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic Archive of the YouTube account]

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[[File:RLSTINE.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris, aged 18, posing as a harmless young boy with his favorite book.]]

'''Robert Lawrence Stine''' (born 8 October 1943) is a famed author, best known for creating the children's horror novel series ''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street''. He is frequently cited by [[Chris]] as a major literary influence, even as he misspells his name half the time.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>

Whereas most children outgrow R.L. Stine novels by age 10, having discovered meatier and [[Harry Potter|more sophisticated fiction]] in line with their intellectual and emotional development, Chris remained an ardent fan of his work well into [[high school]]. Any inferences one may make from this are entirely correct. This could possibly explain some of Chris's flaws in his writing, such as [[Sonichu|one-dimensional characters]] and [[Issue 4|predictable plots.]]

These books have also probably influenced his belief in and understanding of ghosts and other [[Chris and religion|occult topics]].

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==Mentions==
[[File:506-100 0540.JPG|thumb|300px|Chris's attempt to draw R.L. Stine's books.]]

* The earliest indication of Chris's appreciation of Stine's oeuvre was his high school assignment [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], for which he photographed himself "reading an R.L. Stine novel during Coping class."
* On his [[MySpace]] page, Chris noted, "I used to read a lot of R.L. Stine's Goosebumps and Fear Street books."
* In an [[IRC (31 December 2008)|IRC chat]], the only books he could think of to recommend to fans were ''Star'' by Pamela Anderson and "Goosebumps/Fear Street."
* During a [[February 2009]] [[Mumble 4|chat]] with [[Clyde Cash]], Chris said that he'd "read a whole buncha R.L. Stine books."
* Chris saluted R.L Stine in his [[August 2009]] [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]], naming him as an "inspiration" in high school.
* In [[Mailbag 4]] he informed a fan that his favorite Goosebumps story was "The Haunted Mask." A few days later, in [[Mailbag 7]], he stated that this was actually his favorite book of all time.
* In his series of [[OkCupid]] profiles he cited the "Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels" as his favorite books.
* Chris made sure to tell potential sweethearts [[Regina e-mails|Regina]] and [[Sydney Kirsch]] that he thought these books were super-cool.
* In his [[Kacey Call 6|sixth call]] with [[Kacey]], Chris defensively informed her he ''does'' own books, specifically citing ''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street''.
* The literary works of R.L. Stine were the major inspiration behind the stupid [[Trollin Train#Hey, the Equipment and the Digging (Thu 26 Aug 2010 5:12 AM)|ghost story]] that [[JenkinsJinkies]] told the [[Trollin Train]] to scare them off, according to an [[Jackie E-mails 10|email]] to [[Jackie]].

==In the comic==
[[File:GB.png|thumb|350px|Chris reminisces about his reading days.]]

In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris tells [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] that his inspiration to create [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] struck while he was reading "a 'Fear Street' novel from my favorite author R.L. Stein". In the same issue he reminisces: "When I read a 'Goosebumps' or 'Fear Street' book back in the day, I'd fill each character role with ones from the wide-world of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Sometimes, I would put myself in a lead role, but before I was able to, [[Facial blindness|I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like from a mirror]]."

== References ==
<references />

==See also==
* [[Chris and writing]]
* [[Saw]]

==External links==
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{{quote|We are [[Naïve|not]] going [[Pmurt|back]]!|Harris's unofficial 2024 campaign slogan.}}

{{quote|I have read the [[Wikipedia]] article on her Political Platforms, and I agree with a lot of what she stands for.|Chris, [[August 2024]]<ref name=augustsupport>[[August 2024 social media posts#Support for Kamala Harris]]</ref>}}

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'''Kamala Harris''' served as the 49th vice president of the [[United States of America|United States]], part of president [[Joe Biden]]'s administration. Following Biden's decision to suspend his [[2024]] presidential campaign, he endorsed Harris, passing the torch and giving her the momentum to become the Democratic nominee. Harris subsequently ran against [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] for the presidency.

Unlike [[2020]], when Harris was part of the Biden-Harris ticket, Chris has expressed a greater support for her candidacy, creating multiple campaign signs for her. However, despite this critical political endorsement (or possibly because of it), the Harris-Walz campaign was defeated by Trump-Vance.

==Elections==
[[File:X - Kamala Harris 2024 sign2.jpeg|left|thumb|200px|Chris's art supporting Harris]]
===2020===
For the [[2020]] election, Harris ran a campaign for the presidency, but dropped out and endorsed Biden. Biden later returned the favor by selecting Harris as his candidate for vice president, with the Biden-Harris ticket being solidified at the Democratic National Convention.

Chris acknowledged the duo in [[October 2020]], hoping they would defeat then-incumbent president [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].<ref>[[October 2020 social media posts#No to Drumpftastic]]</ref> However, he ultimately voted for fictional character Lisa Simpson for reasons tied to the [[Dimensional Merge]], a topic that had captivated his interest over politics, despite his vocal opposition to [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence. Biden and Harris would go on to win Virginia regardless of Chris's write-in vote, along with the election as a whole.

===2024===
In the [[2024]] election, Harris ran for the presidency starting in July, opposing Trump, as Biden had dropped out mid-run and endorsed her instead. Following this event, Chris seemed to take more interest in Harris. In [[August 2024]], Chris stated that he planned to vote for Harris that November, and he did a [[tarot]] reading on her.<ref name=augustsupport></ref>

The following month, he posted photos of a hand-drawn sign supporting Harris's run for president, displayed at the [[yard]] of his former residence [[14 Branchland Court]],<ref>[[September 2024 social media posts##KamalaHarris4President2024]]</ref> and he also recorded a livestream reacting to a debate between Harris and Trump.<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Debate 2024]]</ref> Chris watched an interview of Harris and Oprah Winfrey which took place on 20 September, and tweeted in agreement with Harris's pro-abortion access stance.<ref>[[October 2024 social media posts#Shall vote for Harris]]</ref> On 2 November, Chris shared more yard artwork in support of Harris and said he would be voting for her that Tuesday, on the official Election Day.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Still voting for Kamala Harris]]</ref> Two days later, he implied that his yard art had either been defaced or stolen.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Crime reminder]]</ref>

==Gallery==
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File:X - 2 November 2024 Kamala Harris sign1.jpeg|More [[yard]] signs by Chris.
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File:Cwc-nov2024.jpg|From [[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024]].
File:X - "I hope they are right again Kamala4President @KamalaHarris" repost.jpeg|Image Chris retweeted comparing Harris to [[Lisa Simpson]].<ref>https://x.com/kelmendibleona/status/1853703904862605581</ref>
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{{Troll}}
{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}
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|name = Cousin Al
|image = Cousin Al.jpg
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)
|aliases = Al Big Al skyraider91 garbageraider
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| gender = Male
| knownfor = Raiding the Chandler's garbage to retrieve Chris's old High School assignments
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]] Dumpster Diver
| saga = {{saga|catherine|cn}}}}
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on [[CWCki Forums]]. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref>

To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine.

== Post-House Fire Invite ==

=== In-person meeting with Chris ===
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript}}
On 31st of [[August 2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged.

=== House Tour ===
{{main|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.

=== Rental House Tour ===
{{main|Rental House Tour}}
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died from an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.

=== Bowling Outing ===
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891 (archive: https://archive.ph/Di5Tn)</ref>

{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.

Notes-

The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.

Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.

Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.

Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].

The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.

Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.

According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".

Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.

Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.

Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.

When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.

There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}

{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.

When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.

Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.

I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.

I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".

After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.

Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.

When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}

It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.

== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. In [[November 2014|November]] of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.

== Director's Cut Leak ==
On [[December 2014|December]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Catherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.

== See Also ==
*[[2014 house fire]]
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]
*[[Rental House Tour]]

== External Links ==
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]
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{{unreliable|type=cred|Has given contradictory statements.<ref group = note>According to Marvin, who personally spoke with Thetan and other prominent Kiwi Farms members, Thetan claimed she made up the story about Bob paying his High School gal-pals for their services. When she posted about her trolling on Kiwi Farms publicly, she said that "she didn't think" payment was involved, and couldn't give further details about the "arrangement".</ref>}}

{{quote|She pretended to be Chris' friends from high school. [...] The most notable thing I remember about her saga was that she made up that [[Borb]] hired Chris' high school friends. Chris got all sad and ran to Barb for comfort, to ask if it was true. And indeed, she confirmed it as true.|[[Marvin]]<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Thetan Saga]]</ref>}}

{{quote|[Their] work with the impersonations became such a massive web, most people stopped following it. For a while, even I didn't keep in touch. There were too many people, too much going on, and too many "forwarded emails" to keep straight.|[[Null]]<ref name=closureprivate>[[CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Closure of CWCki Forums Private Board]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|image = Thetan.jpg
|name = Thetan
|aliases = Rebeckah Bentley Renee Tiffany Gowen Sarah Anne Bevel [[Daniel Mimms]]<ref name=mimms>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)#Mimms Impersonation]]</ref> ████████<ref name=closureprivate></ref>
|gender = Female
|nationality = American
|saga = {{saga|catherine|cn}}
}}

'''Thetan''' (also known as '''Rebeckah Bentley''' and '''Renee''') is a former [[troll]] known for impersonating many people in Chris's life. [[Null]] described her as doing too many impersonations, to the point where keeping track of all of them 'became such a massive web'.

Her most notable impersonations are her impersonations [[Gal-pals|former high school classmates]], [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] his [[Chris and nostalgia|nostalgia]] for his [[Manchester High]] years. She's claimed that she was in genuine contact with these classmates, such as [[Sarah Bevel]] and [[Tiffany Gowen]], and would paraphrase what they said to send to [[Chris]]. She even claims that [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|an email]] Chris once posted on [[Twitter]] was an exact replica of an actual email.

Thetan has close ties to [[Catherine]], and was a major player in her [[saga]], contacting him as [[Renee]], a friend of [[Catherine]], and [[Rebeckah Bentley]], which she used to talk to him even more about Tiffany and Sarah.

==Manchester High Impersonations==
{{see also|Rebeckah Bentley E-mails}}
In late [[2013]], Chris became incredibly nostalgic over [[Manchester High]], and starting organising a Manchester High reunion. Thetan, seeing this as an oppurtunity, started emailing Chris as his old high school [[gal-pals]]. Thetan later claimed that she had been in contact with the actual gal-pals, and asked them about Chris.<ref name=realfake>[[Kiwi_Farms_posts_(Thetan)#Fake_Or_Real_Gal-Pal_Emails?]]</ref> She based her interactions with Chris on these interactions, conveying the same things that the gal-pals said.<ref name=realfake></ref>

{{quoteboxpurple|I did speak via email with a couple of the gal pals, and I based my interactions with Chris on those conversations (I framed things a lot differently though. I didn't mince words, or beat around the bush. I called Chris on his bullshit.) The gal pals were always very "diplomatic" in their responses to my questions regarding Chris.<ref name=realfake></ref>}}

In the [[MHS classmate E-mails]], an unnamed classmate lectures Chris about dealing with trolls and [[jerkops]]. The classmate repeatedly states if Chris does not better himself that ties would be cut between the two of them. Chris refuses to accept this, blaming it on his [[Autism]] like usual, leaving to the 'classmate' stopping emailing Chris.

One of the personas she contacted Chris as was [[Sarah Anne Bevel]]. Chris often posted on [[Facebook]] about their interactions.

{{quotebox|I am baffled! I get an email from one of my Closest Gal-Pals, Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram; she tells me, "I don't really know you". Is She Serious?! She, Tiffany Gowen and I shared a Home Ec class our Seinor Year; we ate lunch together on those same days. She made me feel better one day when I was feeling a difficult time. She came to my 18th Birthday Party. HOW could she NOT know me; we were Friends. - :( feeling upset.<ref>[[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Baffled]]</ref>}}
{{quotebox|Still feeling baffled, but less confused; Sarah has just sent me another email. Apparently another Impostorous Troll has been pestering her. He just sexted her. I have replied immediately that I did not send her the photos, listed this, my ONE, Facebook page, and listed Ashley Abernathy Aviles, Molly Marie Quarles, Chris Rhodes, Matt Stufano, and Brian Smart, as ones to ask if she still did not believe me.

In any case, I will have to FB search my name once again to find and report the impostor(s).<ref>[[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Less confused]]</ref>}}

Chris posted one of her emails to him on Facebook, and was saddened by the contents. Thetan later claimed that this email was the only one to be completely authentic, and was copy and pasted and sent to Chris.<ref name=realfake></ref>

{{quotebox|I had long thought I was liked genuinely as a person in Manchester High School by my closest gal pals and everyone else. Now I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me.

Let me share a couple of recent emails from one of my friends. I am not doing this to be mean, cruel or bad, but it really hurts me emotionally.
{{quoteboxred|A lot of us were surprised, even shocked to see how much Christian had changed from the way we remembered him in high school. He was just this awkward, slightly-odd, shy kid back then. A lot of the Special Ed kids got picked on but, for some reason, Christian seemed to get it much worse than the others. _____ and _____ I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a lost little boy. Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems [[Affair with Mother|a little creepy now]], but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't really hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to his 18th birthday party.
_____ and _____ weren't so much friends of Christian's, as they were his protectors. Some kids used to mess with him and steal his stuff. These kids were constantly teasing Christian and picking on him, doing whatever they could to get some kind of reaction out of him. Mostly Christian just cried or ran away. I don't think I can remember a time where he tried to stand up to the bullies. He seemed to prefer to have other people do that for him.

No, I don't really follow Christian's activity on Facebook. I'm actually not on his friends list, for reasons I'd rather not discuss with someone I don't really know that well (no offense). I know a lot of the people that are on his friends list, and they mostly ignore him. He's basically background noise. The only time they really notice his posts is when he tags them. Some of the stuff he posts is kind of bizarre and disturbing, which is the main reason why I decided I didn't want to have any contact with him.

I'm also really creeped out that he's still obsessed with _____ and he's actively looking for her. She is well aware of this and she's taken steps to make sure that she's VERY hard, if not impossible, to find. Yes, I've been in touch with her, but I don't feel that I have her permission to pass along her contact information. I'll pass along your email address though, if that's OK. That way, she can contact you if she wants to.

A lot of people became friends with Christian because of the reunion and also, because a lot of them still felt sorry for him. Some people are having second thoughts though, after seeing that awful picture he drew of his friend. A lot of people stopped feeling sorry for him and started ignoring him after they saw that. I was shocked that he could draw something so gross and depraved. The "thumbs up" sign really pissed me off for some reason. The whole thing was very sexist, disrespectful, and, above all - damn creepy.

I have my suspicions about who may have leaked Christian's Facebook posts, but I'd rather not say, because I don't want to be involved in this. Christian accused this person of "leaking" the full list of classmates from our graduating class. Christian contacted some of his MHS friends and tried to make trouble. He told them to give this guy a hard time for what he did. His friends weren't amused. Anyway, I don't think Christian has anything to worry about. He's not friends with this guy anymore.<ref>[[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking]]</ref>}}}}

The majority of Thetan's interactions come from her impersonating Rebeckah Bentley, an obscure high school gal-pal not often mentioned by Chris. These emails go from [[September 2013]] to late [[2014]], and are completely made up by Thetan unlike the other emails. Rebeckah acts more kindly to Chris than Thetan's other personas, giving him advice on relationships and life in general, which he would respond to with anger and sadness, due to his mental state at the time. Thetan admitted that this persona was meant to get Chris to stop obsessing over his high school days, by showing him the harsh reality of his [[gal-pals]].<ref name=thetantiff>[[Kiwi_Farms_posts_(Thetan)#Thetan_and_Tiffany]]</ref>

Rebeckah repeatedly mentions that he should move on from high school, however Chris refuses. After Chris made an angry email, ranting about [[Homos]] and [[JERKS]], Rebeckah responded with a long email, mainly consisting of her telling Chris to accept the [[LGBT]] community.

Eventually, Chris started venting to her about his troubles with [[Sarah Bevel]] and [[Tiffany Gowen]], proclaiming 'I WANT MY FRIENDS BACK'. After this, Rebeckah forwarded Chris another email purportedly from Sarah. The status of whether these emails are accurate to things said by actual [[gal-pals]] is unknown.

{{quoteboxred|I don't understand why Christian has this obsessive need/desire for Tiffany and I to be his friends. And just what exactly does he think Ashley or Brandi could do to change our minds (as if they'd get involved with this nonsense in the first place). This would almost be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

Also, the fact that Christian thinks that anyone can somehow force Tiffany and I to be friends with him clearly shows that he has no respect for our right to choose our own friends. Despite what Christian may think, nobody wants friends forced on them. (The arrangement that Tiffany and I made in high school was a unique circumstance. We willingly chose to enter into the agreement.) This is yet another reason why so many people have a problem with him. Christian isn't entitled to friends - nobody is. Friendship is something you have to work at. Christian isn't willing to put even the minimal effort into this. He doesn't want friends, he wants people to kiss his ass.

Christian's idea of a friend is someone who will always be there to coddle him feed his ego in order to make him feel better about himself. Based on his remarks about Brandi and Ashley, it's also quite obvious that Christian sees his "friends" as some sort of personal army. Honestly Rebeckah, do you blame Tiffany and I for not wanting anything to do with Christian? Do you really want a "friend" like that?

I'm really puzzled as to why Christian wants us to be friends with Tiffany and I again after he found out that our high school friendship was arranged. He ranted about it on Facebook, and it was obvious that he was very angry and upset. He even tried to paint me as some kind of villain, and claimed that I'd shattered his heart, ruined his life, blah... blah.... blah... Does Chris somehow expect Ashley and Brandi to arrange another pity friendship and, if so, just what kind of benefit does he expect to gain from it?

If I were you Rebeckah, I'd seriously reconsider having anything to do with Christian. Do you really want to Google your name one day, only to find out that you've become the inspiration for Christian's latest rape fantasy porn drawing? Seriously, as a friend, I'm telling you to run, don't walk away from this.<ref>[[Rebeckah_Bentley_E-mails#I_want_my_friends_back]]</ref>}}

A week after this, Rebeckah gave Chris an email purportedly from [[Daniel Mimms]], supporting Chris after the [[house fire]]. However, Thetan herself had been impersonating Mimms.<ref name=mimms></ref> In [[September 2014]], Chris sent an email to [[Tiffany Gowen]], in reality Thetan in disguise.

{{quotebox|I come in peace and good tidings, old friend. I still care about you as a friend, regardless of the uncalled for aggression and unpleasantries. I still want to be friends with you again, just friends. I understand you are either married or living with your boyfriend. You have a cute child; covered in cake; was the birthday party recent? I found your Facebook; I promise not to be a bother or a bore.

And the petty insults of my feminine behavior go disregarded, as my behavior and habits are rooted from my feminine, lesbian soul, trapped inside this male body. I do not know if you are open-minded to the LGBT community or not. I do apologize for coming off as creepy to you, but I really am more of a Sentimentalist.

I would suggest that you forget everything that has stemmed from the cesspools of the Internet against me, and remember me more fondly as the good person I was in high school and still am. We do not have need for such drama to distance our friendship. And whatever problems of your life that bother should not direct anger towards anyone who was not involved there at all, including myself.

I forgive you of the past unpleasantries.

I remember seeing you back then as a tomboy type of woman; I still see it in your more current photographs. :)

Love Conquers Hate.

Have a Good and Safe Day. <ref>[[Rebeckah_Bentley_E-mails#Peace and good tidings]]</ref>}}

Thetan proclaimed that the emails sent back to Chris were based off of real emails that happened between her and Tiffany, with more harsh language

{{quoteboxpurple|The Tiffany emails were 'real' in the sense that they were based on conversations with the real Tiffany. I essentially paraphrased what the real Tiffany said, but I used much more frank, sometimes harsh, language to get the message across. (The gal pals are genuinely nice people which is another reason why I didn't want to get them involved in any of this.)<ref name=thetantiff></ref>}}

Eventually, Rebeckah sent Chris an email that was supposed from Tiffany Gowen, talking to Rebeckah.

{{quoteboxyellow|God Rebeckah, why do you even bother with this bullshit?

I thought I made it VERY clear to Christian MONTHS ago that I didn't want anything to do with him.

I never would have agreed to that arrangement with the principal almost 15 years ago if l knew it was going to come back and bite me in the ass the way it has.

And what makes him think I care about people on the Internet? I don't want Christian in my life because he's weird and creepy and I'm sick of him stalking me. What's up with his new psychotic bag lady look anyway?

One other thing, he forgives me - LOL - he really does live in his own warped little universe doesn't he?

Anyway, please tell Christian to kindly fuck off. I just want to be left<ref>[[Rebeckah_Bentley_E-mails#Fuck off]]</ref>}}

After this, Rebeckah made it clear to Chris that he should move on from high school, and instead focus on his relationship with [[Catherine]].

{{quoteboxpurple|At this point, I think you should just give up on Tiffany. It‘s very clear that she has no interest in being your friend. Why press the issue? You're only going to get yourself upset and it's just not worth it.

Have you talked about this to your girlfriend? I've already given you my opinion on the matter, maybe getting a fresh perspective would help/ Your girlfriend may be more impartial as well. since she doesn't know Tiffany

Speaking of your girlfriend, why not focus on building your relationship with her and forget about Tiffany and the others? Life is looking pretty good for you right now. Get out and enjoy yourself, and stop dwelling on the past. Trust me, you'll be a lot happier<ref>[[Rebeckah_Bentley_E-mails#An attempt to get Chris to move past his high school obsession]]</ref>}}
{{quoteboxpurple|I'm not taking side here but, it's obvious that she really doesn't care what you think, nor is she obligated to. She's not obligated to be your friend, just because you want her to be.

And why do you care if she‘s married or not? You have a girlfriend, How do you think she'd feel if she thought you still had some sort of crush on Tiffany?

Did you even read what she said? According to her, she was never your friend, it was all part of some sort of arrangement she had with the principal.

I'm not mad at you Christian, just exasperated. It's painful to watch you continue to beat yourself up over this. I'm trying to stop you from hurting yourself and/or causing yourself embarrassment by starting drama on Facebook. The more you bother Tiffany, the more pissed off she's likely to get. Her reply was actually fairly polite compared to some of the messages I've passed along for her. Why not Just let her go and concentrate on enjoying your time with your girlfriend?<ref>[[Rebeckah_Bentley_E-mails#Another fruitless attempt to help Chris]]</ref>}}

Chris refused, and continued to press on Tiffany, wanting to know more about her, and refusing to talk about [[Catherine]] in favor of Tiffany.

{{quotebox|I would like to clear the air on her impressions of me being "weird" and "creepy", a "stalker", and now the "psychotic bag lady look". I want to understand why she feels that way about me, and see if I am able to clear the air with her about that. Also, can you tell me if she is openminded to the communities and equal rights for all? And back in High School, I always saw her as a Tomboy. Also, a lot of the trolls saw her as a lesbian. And according to her Facebook, she is In a Relationship, is she married to that shaved head dude or not? She has a cute child<ref>[[Rebeckah_Bentley_E-mails#Chris_didn't_get_the_message]]</ref>}}

His refusal to move past Tiffany led to the end of their communications.

Due to her work with impersonations, she got added to the [[CWCki Forums]] private board, where she would talk about trolling with other Christorical figures such as [[Null]], [[Marvin]] and [[Alec Benson Leary]]. While they were initially interested, members of the private board became tired of her trolling endeavors.<ref name=closureprivate></ref>

Eventually, after she impersonated a firefighter that was injured in the [[house fire]], [[Null]] asked her to stop impersonating entirely. This led to her being quiet for a long time, which Null theorized was because of being her demotivated and having to deal with real world issues. Eventually, she returned, but only using one of her personas, which was accepted by members of the private staff.<ref name=closureprivate></ref>

==Catherine Saga==
{{Incomplete}}
{{see also|Catherine}}

Thetan was the one to give [[Catherine]]

==See also==
*[[CWCki Forums posts (Thetan)]]
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)]]

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{{Honest}}

{{quote|I personally contacted Greene County Sheriff Steven S. Smith who refused to do anything, saying that it's Chris's choice to shit on the floor. I contacted the FBI, first through the IC3.gov contact form, then I took the report and put it in the hands of an FBI agent who met me in person [REDACTED], just to try and shake that tree further.|Null, showing the lengths he went to help Chris <ref>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as "Chris" instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing Terry [A. Davis] again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null, shortly before cutting contact with Chris for almost a year <ref>[[Kiwi_Farms_posts_(Null)#Sad_About_Chris's_Roleplaying]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I have to come to terms with the fact that Chris was fucking retarded, he's always been fucking retarded, and now on top of everything - on top of learning that he can't learn, I have to realize that he's malicious! He knows that doing these things are wrong and he doesn't care! Because if he gets away with it, that's all that matters.|Null, finally realizing the truth.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K7uT8 Null's Last Interaction With Chris-Chan]</ref>}}
{{Infobox Person
| title = Null
| name = Joshua Conner Moon
| image = Null2021.png
| aliases = Null Jersh Jewsh KiwiMac<ref>[[:File:Kiwimac.jpg]]</ref>
|day = 9
|month = 12
|year = 1992
| gender = [[MALE]]
| race = White
| nationality = [[United States|American]], currently living in [[Remove Kebab|Serbia]]
| occupation = ''[[Guard Dog]] (former)'' Owner of [[Kiwi Farms]]
| saga = {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|ideaguy|cn}}, {{saga|guarddog|cn}}, {{saga|list|cn}}, {{saga|everfree|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
}}

'''Joshua Conner Moon''', better known by his online alias '''"Null"''', is the current owner of [[Kiwi Farms]] (formerly the [[CWCki Forums]]). Though he took over ownership of the CWCki Forums, which monitored and documented Chris's shenanigans, over time he shifted focus away from Chris and rebranded the site to "lolcows" in general. From there, he occasionally contacted Chris when it was determined that Chris needed help, like after the [[2014 house fire]] or in the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.

During the spring of 2018, Null began acting as one of Chris's volunteer advisors, alongside fellow [[Guard Dogs]] The Captain and Marvin, helping him by filtering his email messages to weed out [[ween]] messages from legitimate [[business]] dealings,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Legit Emails]]</ref> as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris's behavior had gotten him [[banned|kicked out]] of [[TooManyGames]]. He felt motivated to assist Chris after learning that the [[Idea Guys]] had scammed Chris out of enough money to put him at risk of losing his home.<ref name="currenttrolls">[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Decline of Trolling]]</ref> Null's participation dwindled for a while, but Chris reconciled with him in [[2020]].

Null's activities with Chris sometimes had a conflict of interest with his own role as owner of the Kiwi Farms gossip forum. In one example, Null advised Chris to be interviewed by ''[[The Create Unknown]]'',<ref>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref> then created a forum thread on it.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Create Unknown Interview]]</ref> In another, Null used his contact with Chris to engage in [[carpetbagging]] by asking to use his likeness in the [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]s.

Null positioned himself to be something of a caretaker for Chris. He helped manage Chris to fundraise a trip to [[Everfree Northwest]] and stated that when [[Barbara]] dies, he had plans to try to get Chris into independent living with Null managing Chris's finances.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Vision with Trying to Help Chris]]</ref>

In the wake of the [[July 2021]] [[Affair with Mother|incest]] allegations against Chris, Null had a conversation with Chris in which he found that Chris lied about his financial situation and that Chris had [[Chris and money#Theft|taken money]] from Barbara's bank account in a potential violation of his EPO. Following the conversation and realizing the futility of his efforts, Null cut ties with Chris, while Chris felt betrayed that Null had leaked their conversation. Chris now sees Null as a Judas Iscariot-like figure once his [[Messiah complex]] reached new heights, since he now believes himself to be Jesus reincarnated.

==Ownership of Kiwi Farms==
{{main|Kiwi Farms}}
{{quote|I started hosting the CWCki Forums in [[2013]]. Before [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] died, [[trolling]] Chris was particularly funny, but after Bob has died, it has become less funny and more miserable every goddamn year.|Null, on Chris's [[weens|current-day trolls]].<ref name="currenttrolls" />}}
Previously existing as a Chris-focused message board in various iterations, in February 2015 the CWCki Forums was consolidated into the Kiwi Farms, shifting focus away from just Chris as the board expanded its horizons to other potential lolcows. Though he wasn't its founder, Null is the current owner of the site, though has often referred to Chris as a "dead cow" and largely shifts his focus to moderating the other boards.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Dead Cow]]</ref> As of 2022, his ill-advised antagonism of certain cows (such as non-binary video game developer Near/Byuu and transgender Twitch streamer [[Keffals]]) and mismanagement of the site has lead to frequent downtime and deplatforming; this has left Kiwi Farms as a less reliable resource for Chris information and discussion.

===1776 Hosting===
In 2018, Null launched a hosting service that hosted his Kiwi Farms forum. From 2018-2022, [[Marvin]], the [[CWCki]]'s owner, had the CWCki on 1776's service. As the result of a wave of DDoS attacks against Kiwi Farms in late summer 2022 which rendered 1776 Hosting unresponsive, Marvin opted to migrate the CWCki to another host in October 2022.

==Early Involvement==
[[File:BBOSBox.jpg|thumb|200px|The Kiwi Farms care package.]]
[[File:BBOSLetter.jpg|thumb|200px|The smaller items included, including a letter.]]
===Fundraiser===
{{main|2014 house fire}}
In [[2014]], after Chris [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction_of_the_Chandler_Household|accidentally burned down his house]], Null sympathized, as he himself had suffered a house fire in his youth. He organized [[Chris_and_money#After_the_house_fire|a fundraiser]] on the forum that resulted in several hundred dollars worth of supplies being sent as a care package for Chris to get on his feet again, with the remainder of the amount sent as a money order. Mistakenly thinking that the money order was signed incorrectly (and thus rendered useless), Chris insulted Null by calling him a "{{w|Dodo}} brain" on Facebook.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Hey, Dodo Brain!]]</ref> In [[2017]], Chris piled on by tweeting "Null is a dull lull; [[random-access humor|LOL]].<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref>"

===CWCki Forums Private Board===
{{main|CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Closure of CWCki Forums Private Board}}
In November 2014, Null wrote a post on how he had closed down a private discussion subforum used by trolls. He did so in an attempt to discourage trolls after [[Thetan]] and [[Cousin Al]]'s antics (respectively, impersonating multiple people in Chris's life, and rooting through Chris's garbage), saying that the trolling disturbed him and he didn't think there was any more comedy to get from Chris<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Closure of CWCki Forums Private Board]]</ref>

===Cville Pride Ween===
{{main|Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Countering Cville Ween}}

On 19 [[September 2015]], Chris attended [[Cville Pride]], a pride event in Charlottesville. A [[ween]] used Null's e-mail to send a message to the convention staff, where they pretended to be a concerned parent of a girl who went to the pride parade, only to be touched inappropriately by Chris. Null, upon finding a worried response from Cville Pride, posted the e-mail on [[Kiwi Farms]] and messaged the staff to clarify that this was a fabricated story.

==The Guard Dogs==
{{main|Guard Dogs}}

Null pushed to have the [[Idea Guys]] investigated for their alleged extortion and blackmailing of Chris. For a time, Null assisted Chris by screening his messages to separate [[ween]] and [[troll]] e-mails from legitimate [[business]] dealings, by setting up a custom e-mail address - christine@cwcville.us - for Chris to use.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Email and Blog Plans]]</ref> The other Guard Dogs had vouched for Null to Chris, who rationalized the inclusion of Null – whom he would have considered a troll at any other point in time due to his ownership of [[Kiwi Farms]] – by playing make-believe that Stan Smith, a character from ''[[Family_Guy#American_Dad.21|American Dad!]]'', had vouched for Null as well:

{{quote|when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from ''American Dad'' said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example.|Null<ref name=stan>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Stan Smith]]</ref>}}

[[File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|thumb|250px|Drawing Chris sent to Null. Note how uncomfortable Null's Ponysona looks after Chris hits on him.]]

Chris's communication with Null got off to a rocky start. Null tried to avoid the subject of [[Chris_and_reality|Chris's delusions]] as he did not want to further damage Chris's mental state, but Chris insisted on bringing up the matter. Null was subsequently horrified by what he had learned about Chris's deteriorating psyche:

{{quote|He is utterly convinced [fictional characters are real]. I can't approach the topic with him at all. The first thing he asked me when we started talking was if I believed in the [[dimensions|alternate dimensions]] and I said no. He got very mad, started describing his adventures, and I had to walk it back by saying "I can only speak on experience".|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's Beliefs]]</ref>}}

Shortly after beginning talks with Null, Chris drew an art piece of him as a ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' character to show appreciation for his Guard Dog-related efforts in May 2018, and followed Kiwi Farms's [[Twitter]] account a few days later. The drawing features Chris calling Null "handsome and cute". In spite of the best efforts of the Guard Dogs, however, Chris continued to hold many of the Idea Guy-based delusions to his heart as he eagerly anticipated the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his role in it.

After the Idea Guys, Null continued to protect Chris from [[weens]], shown in his thread [[OPERATION: Kingsnake]], where he monitored an email account he'd created for Chris and publicly doxed anyone who tried to troll him. His protection of Chris is best shown in a message sent to [[Jack Z]]:
{{quote|if you fuck with my tard, there are no rules. i have no idea what you're doing but if you're going to a con there will be pictures of you and they will be on [[Kiwi Farms|this site]]. i will make sure your grandchildren, god forbid you have them, know you as 'that fucking faggot loser grandpa who fucked with a mentally ill tranny for fun at a male pony convention'. your feats will be etched into a particularly well illuminated corner of this website until the day i fucking die|Null<ref>[[:File:NullsThreatToJackZ.png]]</ref>:}}

==Disillusionment with Chris==

Despite efforts from Null and the other Guard Dogs, Chris still managed to bumble his way into the embrace of trolls such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. In addition, Chris constantly tried to steer conversations towards his fantasies as a distraction from the unpleasant reality that the Guard Dogs brought up, as seen in [[Guard Dog chats]]. Null was eventually alienated by this behavior and walked away from Chris.

On 25 [[August 2019]], Chris, during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Magi-Chan_.2814_August_2019_-_14_September_2019.29|role-playing as Magi-Chan]], attempted to get back in contact with Null, though Chris got upset and ragequit when Null refused to entertain his delusions.

{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as "Chris" instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing {{w|Terry A. Davis|Terry [Davis]}} again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Sad About Chris's Roleplaying]]</ref>}}

Months later, when a Kiwi Farms user wondered if Null would be intervening with [[Jacob Sockness]] during that saga, Null reiterated his stance that he had washed his hands of Chris:

{{quote|I'm not doing shit. Stop tagging me into the Chris board. I don't care.|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Not Dealing with Sockness]]</ref>}}

===Chris turns against Null===
{{quote|Even Null will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself.|Chris, [[June 2020]], during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu_.2815_April_2020_-_25_February_2021.29|role-playing as Sonichu]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1267923788412452866?s=19</ref>}}

In [[November 2019]], Sockness, intent on [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to trust only him, maligned Null to Chris, telling Chris that Null was a murderer and accused him of being "the devil in human flesh".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191103065043if_/https://twitter.com/wkbh1983/status/1190880485716582400 2 Nov 2019 tweet (archive)]</ref>

Since Sockness had been giving validation for Chris's Dimensional Merge beliefs, Chris easily took his word on Null, who had only given help based in reality and refused to entertain Chris's fantasies during his time as a Guard Dog. Chris then took to Twitter to denigrate Null and the Kiwi Farms. Among his quotes:

{{quotebox|I personally attest and confirm to these things against the Farms and Null. I am well-aware that not Everyone on the Farms is evil, but I still see genuine good amongst the remainder. Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed. But, at this point and juncture, I feel it is time that I step up and finally begin the process of taking down the KiwiFarms for good. Everyone with genuine good in your hearts, I implore you all to leave the web forum for good. The time of its downfall in these set of events is upon us. I stand with the Good People in deity-level Light Power to take down the evils Null has been trying to influence upon everyone. The lives of those taken by his influence shall not have been lost in vain. Null, Troll Us No More! ⚡️💙⚡️<ref name=demonic>[[November 2019 social media posts#Bashing Null]]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Look, I Understand how this affects y’all, the good peoples; I am not blind to that. Which is Why I am encouraging all of you to ditch the KiwiFarms and escape Null’s deceptive grasp. Don’t let yourselves continue to be linked to this slew of murderous links and malintentions.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191058119901749249</ref>}}

{{quotebox|[...] defending the Earths from the likes of Null and [[Jakoba]]. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191800205626298369</ref>}}

Chris further stated that pony Null would die in the Dimensional Merge while noting that the Idea Guys would live:

{{quotebox|I have read, re-read and meditated on this event: I confirm that [Sockness's assertion that trolls will not survive the Merge as their OCs will be wiped out] happens to the self-counterparts of all Haters and really bad people of [[1218]], as they were isolated in this one distant “Troll City”; All neutral and Good Trolls remain unaffected, as well as the few select bad people and haters, as they are fated to continue for a future judgment and retribution, such as [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy and Boyd]] paying back what they extorted. I do confirm, that not of a disease, but a fated event literally took out Null’s Equestria (Pony) OC axnd self-counterpart, even though drawn by my hand some time ago. This had happened beyond my own control. So, among the bulk of Haters, Null will not survive.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193056298750955525</ref>}}

==Reconnected==
{{quote|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.|Chris in [[Discord Q&A 2]], August 2020.}}
After [[Sockness]]'s influence over Chris ended, Chris viewed Null as an ally once again.

During his phase of being [[Spirit possession|possessed by Sonichu]], Chris would [[Null DMs#Chris wants to role-play|send a series of messages]] to Null, spouting bizarre lore about [[Jacob Sockness]]. Null responded by first complimenting Chris on the joy he's brought to many people and said that he was open to help him if he needed something. But continued on to say that he refused to role-play or talk with him about things that aren't real. Chris responded somewhat angrily, saying that he really was possessed by [[Sonichu]] and continued rambling about more lore until Null finally told him he wasn't interested on giving more attention to [[Jacob Sockness]].

Null joined [[The Place]] Discord server where he sometimes chatted with Chris or spoke with server members about him.

In [[September 2020]], Null tried to assist Chris with catching up on unfulfilled customer orders (which Chris took advantage of in a talk with a customer, telling the customer to talk to Null about a delay in shipping instead).<ref>[[Justin DMs]]</ref> In [[November 2020]], Null assisted Chris with arranging potential interviews.<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]</ref> In [[February 2021]], Null asked Chris for permission to use his image in the creation and sale of coins for a Kiwi Farms merch run, also offering compensation for using his likeness.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Coin Run Compensation]]</ref> Chris agreed to this.<ref>https://twitter.com/Job4_2/status/1381713091092738052 (Archive https://archive.fo/9FDsh)</ref>

Null has stated that he has a plan for assisting Chris with [[Chris%27s_homes|housing]] after his mother passes away.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Housing Plan]]</ref>

Chris was apparently under the impression Null had ties to organized crime. According to Null, at some point, Chris tried asking him to kill someone.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Wanting Null to Kill Someone]]</ref> According to [[Kyle]], in [[February 2021]], Chris wanted a hooker and asked Kyle to ask Null to get him one.<ref>[[The Place chats (March 2021)#Chris wanted a hooker]]</ref>

Beginning in February 2021, Null began making plans to sell [[Kiwi Farms silver coin|silver coins]] featuring both Chris's and the Kiwi Farms's imagery, as a merch run to support the Kiwi Farms forum. Null communicated with Chris his idea, and received his permission to sell the coins. Null also claimed he would compensate Chris for using his imagery.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]</ref>

In [[June 2021]], Null announced that Chris would attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention to be held on 13 [[August 2021]]. He mentioned vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, saying he would help Chris with financial arrangements.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Everfree Northwest Announcement]]</ref> On 9 July 2021, Null created [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the trip]]. The GoFundMe met its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. Throughout the majority of [[July 2021]], Null helped Chris by continuing to organize and update the GoFundMe campaign.

==Null cuts ties==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

{{quote|I really don't think you will ever get it. It's probably too late now anyways.|Null, after finding out Chris had [[Affair with Mother|sex with his own mother]], and a day before blocking him}}

The following day on 31 July 2021, during the fallout from the aforementioned incest allegations against Chris, who was now legally barred from [[14 Branchland Court]] and from contacting his mother for a week by [[Emergency Protective Order]], a conversation was held between Null and Chris. Null, who was allowed by Chris to help manage his email account, noticed an email notification from a bank showing a transfer of $750 from Barbara's bank account to Chris. When asked, Chris initially denied transferring any money, but later admitted to lying to Null about the funds after being confronted with proof.

Null then notified the [[jerkop|police]] that Chris had taken money from Barbara in a potential violation of the EPO and then cut all ties with Chris, blocking him on Telegram.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

===Aftermath===
{{Quote|Fate and Karma are hitting Josh Moon Hard for his past sins and demonics. And yet, I still find curious if either he or [[Bella]] would have been better kissers than Judas Isacariot.|Chris, in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|July 2022 letter]]}}
In [[September 2021|September]], Chris, from jail, directed [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|a letter to Null]] in which he expressed upset at Null for "betraying" him over revealing the theft and mentioned that he had taken the money because he had felt uncomfortable sleeping in his car in a parking lot. He compared Null's behavior to Judas's betrayal of Jesus in the [[Chris and religion|Bible]]. The money which Chris had stolen had gone towards a room at the [[Regency Inn Richmond]], however, Chris was not legally charged for taking the money.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC follows Kiwi Farms.png|Chris follows [[Kiwi Farms]].
File:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|Pony Null appears in a bonus page for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].
File:July9Artwork.jpg|Artwork Chris made for Null in order to promote the July 2021 GoFundMe campaign.
File:Kiwimac.jpg|Null's ponysona defending [[Nightstar]] on a [[TSSSF]] card.
File:Teammates2021.jpg|Another TSSSF card.
File:JailArt15.jpg|A jail artwork from [[June 2022]] in which Chris blames Null for betrayal.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Guard Dogs]]
*[[Idea Guys]]
*[[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]], referred to by some as OnionNull.
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)]]
*[[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]
*[[Null DMs]]
*[[OPERATION: Kingsnake]]

{{References}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{SecondExile}}
{{IdeaGuySaga}}
{{GuardDogSaga}}
{{EverfreeSaga}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{BusinessList}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Carpetbaggers]]
[[Category:Chris's customers]]
[[Category:Guard Dogs]]
[[Category:Millennial Generation]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:People from Florida]]
[[Category:People from the United States]]
[[Category:People who have blocked Chris]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Xela

2025-07-16T18:58:08Z

Rorr404: Location of birth category

{{Autistic}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred
|Has pushed several rumors, especially in the hopes of provoking a reaction<ref name=pushing></ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/flutter-egg-cabbage-patch-meryl-food-lion-lady.180104/page-160#post-19940536 ([https://archive.fo/O4oZW archive])</ref>|Is noted for having delusions of grandeur.<ref group = note>Xela considers his attempts at uncovering recent events as his "research", though he has yet to have made any major breakthroughs. He also always attempts to recruit people to do the work for him when he announces such plans. He also [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/flutter-egg-cabbage-patch-meryl-food-lion-lady.180104/page-155#post-19936828 treated pushing the pregnancy rumor as an "accomplishment"].</ref>|Has a history of making bold, accusatory claims.<ref group = note>Has accused people on Kiwi Farms of protecting [[Caden Peck]] when they supposedly showed no interest in keeping tabs on him.</ref>|Gives contradicting claims over his actions and intentions<ref name=xelageno></ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-19555631 ([https://archive.fo/t9Zrx archive])</ref>}}

{{quote|Why did we become what we are today? Christian Weston Chandler and his delusions. But we are something more, we are investigators of people dangerous to society. Our methods are never as bad as those we use them against.

If people are afraid of us, this means we pose a threat. And, as we have shown many times, we are. Maybe not Anonymous level, but we can get people doxxed/arrested/killed. We are, in many ways, better than many official agencies.|Xela, on the [[Kiwi Farms]] gossip forum, which primarily documents lolcows<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/total-retard-war-lessons-of-war.178523/post-17374636 ([https://archive.fo/q6XgT archive])</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = Xela
|name = Alex
| aliases = Xela 
XelaBlueThunder 
Zeus Blue Thunder
|image = Zeus Blue Thunder.png
|size = 250
|gender = [[MALE]]
|nation = Polish
|knownfor = {{•}} Trying to "expose" Chris once and for all. 
{{•}} Creating a widespread rumor that Chris and Flutter were going to have a baby.
|saga = '''[[Template:RevelationsSaga|Revelations]]'''
}}

'''Xela'''<ref group = "note>His first name [[Chris_and_English#Backwards_spelling|spelled backwards]].</ref> (born circa 2000s),<ref group = note>Xela [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fan-ai-thread.188946/post-18138776 mentioned] preparing for final high school exams as of 2024.</ref> also known as '''Zeus Blue Thunder''', is a [[ween]] and [[Carpetbaggers|attention seeker]] with delusions of grandeur. Xela, who lives in Poland, has made multiple attempts to exert influence over Chris, such as by reporting him, attempting to break into his email, and pushing a rumor about him. Xela is also known for having obsessions with Chris's associates [[Caden]] and [[Flutter]] and tried to influence others to act in regards to them.

==Weening==
Xela has had many ambitious trolling schemes that have ultimately led to no big developments. Most of these revolved around reporting Chris's works, attempts at socially engineering the CWCsphere, as well as getting information on some of his associates.

===Attempts at Social Engineering===
On 24 November 2023, Xela posted on Kiwi Farms about wanting to "really expose Chris" by attempting to gain access to his emails or uncover his current phone number. Xela stated that he himself was unable to social engineer people, but suggested that others try to do so by calling Chris's email provider,<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-17224457 ([https://archive.fo/PNgCH archive])</ref> which would be a criminal offense. Xela also remarked that he had paid $20 to WhitePages in his attempt to gather information on Chris's accounts. On 11 October 2024, Xela again posted to claim that he had been attempting to access Chris's email account, and that he had contacted what he believed to be a hacker to attempt to access info on some of Chris's profiles.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-19551678 ([https://archive.fo/YDiwq archive])</ref>

===Reporting Campaigns===
Xela had also tried many times to get Chris's work deleted, or to have him banned from the platforms he uses.

On 15 August 2024, Xela claimed in a [[Kiwi Farms]] post to have been reporting Chris's Twitter for "violent extremism" when Chris would post #RussiaisMLPG5 tweets. This resulted in his post being given a warning by forum moderation which read: "nobody cares".<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-19095983 ([https://archive.fo/ZDuYj archive])</ref>

On 10 September 2024, Xela claimed that [[Etsy]] reports "do not work" and that he had considered but ruled out attempting to organize a campaign on Kiwi Farms and Reddit.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-19303960 ([https://archive.fo/l77v3 archive])</ref>

The same day, Xela claimed that he reported Chris to [[Nintendo]] for copyright infringement, but got no reply back. He further said he was unable to find contact info for [[Sega]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-19304457 ([https://archive.fo/l77v3 archive])</ref> This resulted in him being given a temporary ban from Kiwi Farms.<ref name=xelageno>[[:File:XelaGeno.png]]</ref>

===Stalking of Associates===
[[File:XelaGeno.png|thumb|200px|Xela attempting to ask [[Geno Samuel]] for information on Flutter. Geno did not respond.]]
A large part of Xela's attempt at trolling was trying to figure out information on Chris's recent associates, but most especially [[Flutter]] and [[Caden Peck]].

On 11 August 2024, in response to a Kiwi Farms user who sarcastically joked Xela could go to [[Big Island, VA]] to rescue Chris, Xela commented that he would if he lived in the area. He then claimed to have a "plan" for Chris's associate [[Flutter]], to acquire high quality pics of her "plus extra". Xela's posts on the matter were then derided by Kiwi Farms owner [[Null]], who called him a "retard" and told him to keep the matter to himself.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-2120#post-19067856 ([https://archive.fo/uIgbU archive])</ref>

On 29 September 2024, Xela sent a DM to [[Geno Samuel]], who had released a video sent to him showing Chris and Flutter in [[Finland]]. In the DM, Xela asked Geno for more information and claimed about Flutter that:<ref name=xelageno></ref>

{{quoteboxred|I wouldn't doxx her, however. My goal was simply to find who she is, contact her and ask her about her involvement in Christory,}}

Xela later complained on a Finnish imageboard that Geno did not respond to him.<ref>https://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/27nxqc#post-259131386 ([https://ghostarchive.org/archive/RqqyG archive])</ref>

In October 2024, after the news of Chris and Flutter being in Finland, Xela mentioned he had been contacting a few Finnish people but that none were willing to be arrested to find proof of where Chris was staying.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-19600272 ([https://archive.fo/CRxxD archive])</ref>

In addition to targeting Chris and Flutter, Xela has complained about a perceived lack of action by other Kiwi Farms users on Chris's associate and [[Praetor]] leader Caden, suggesting that either users are incompetent or that they are protecting Caden.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-2116#post-19026065 ([https://archive.fo/k032w archive])</ref> Xela believes that for Chris to be considered a lolcow again, Caden must be "cut out".<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/flutter-egg-cabbage-patch-meryl-food-lion-lady.180104/post-19205684 ([https://archive.fo/rL9cx archive])</ref>

==Baby Rumor==
On 24 November 2024, Xela spread a rumor on Kiwi Farms that Chris and [[Flutter]] were planning to [[Pregnant Act|have a baby]] in summer 2025. Xela based this both on an erroneous summary on the CWCki, as well as a misheard clip of Chris speaking on [[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run|a livestream]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/flutter-egg-cabbage-patch-meryl-food-lion-lady.180104/post-19926006 ([https://archive.fo/slYzg archive])</ref> The rumor quickly spread. It was promoted by Kiwi Farms owner [[Null]], several [[Christubers]] such as [[Geno Samuel]], and tabloid media such as ''Daily Mail''. Later, when the veracity of the rumor was in question, Xela posted in Geno Samuel's Discord server:<ref name=pushing>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/flutter-egg-cabbage-patch-meryl-food-lion-lady.180104/post-19941326 ([https://archive.fo/QDUTz archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxred|One good thing, and the main reason why I am still going with this and pushing it, is because this is gonna have serious repercussions for Chris by itself.

Hell, it could even self destruct [[Praetor]].

Maybe even get us [[Flutter]].

Again, this is one of the biggest Chris Chan related controversies ever, probably on the same level or above the prison rumor.

Even if the info itself is false, the consequences of it being everywhere of the net might be insane for Chris.}}

==See also==
*[[Anthony LoGatto]]
*[[Michael Hirtes]]
*[[Spooky Bones]] - A prior example of someone gaining a ton of influence, and spreading rumors across the CWCSphere.

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{{Autistic}}
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| image = [[Image:SavannahChandler.jpg|200px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Savannah Chandler
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 17 August [[1995]] (age {{Age|1995|8|17}})<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5552973 Genealogy of Christian Weston Chandler, released 6 November 2019]</ref>
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = Father
|data6 = [[David Alan Chandler]]
|label7 = Mother
|data7 = Kimberly Chandler
|label8 = Grandfather
|data8 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927 - 2011)
|label9 = Uncle
|data9 = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
|label10 = Race
|data10 = White
}}
'''Savannah Chandler''' (born 17 August 1995) is Chris's half-niece, [[Bob]]'s granddaughter and the daughter of [[David Alan Chandler]] (Chris's half-brother) and his wife Kimberly. She is currently the youngest known member of the [[Chandler Family Tree|Chandler family]].

A [[troll]] impersonated Savannah in 2012 to bait Chris into conversation.

==Family member==
According to a ''[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' article from 10 June 2015, she shares the same [[autism|disability]] as her more famous uncle, and spent 2014-2015 working as an intern at a hospital.<ref>https://richmond.com/business/hospital-internships-provide-benefits-to-autistic-students/article_65314512-5a0f-5f81-8ea3-f3103f45326a.html</ref>

Chris did not meet Savannah until [[Bob]]'s funeral in 2011, and he did not even know of her existence until she was eight years old, when he mentioned in a 6 January [[2004]] blog entry that he had discovered her.

==Troll impersonation==
{{Troll}}

In [[October 2012]], it was revealed that a "Savannah Chandler" was on Chris's [[Facebook]] friends list. Further communications between the two were eventually leaked after Chris determined "Savannah" was a troll.<ref>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Savannah_chandler.png</ref><ref>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg</ref><ref>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Savannah_chandler3.png</ref><ref>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Savannah_chandler4.jpg</ref><ref>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Savannah_chandler5.png</ref><ref>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Caught.png</ref>

Savannah's messages are in pink, Chris's in light blue.

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 2:29pm 

Hi there! I’m not sure if I’m sending this to the right person, theres like 50 different accounts of FB with this name lol. So forgive me if your not the person Im looking for!

But my dad is David Chandler? I think you might be my Uncle Chris?}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 4:27pm 

I am indeed Christian Chandler, David Alan Chandler’s brother. I have my own fears of people pretending to be other people on the Internet, so I need a bit of confirmation of you actually being my real one niece or not.

During your [[Bob Chandler|grandpa]]’s funeral last year, I gave your father a gift to give to you for me; simply tell me what the gift was, and I will know for sure.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 9:54pm 

Sorry for blocking you. I was worried that you were one of those trick accounts.

How come there are so many people pretending to be you? :S:S you should get in touch with the police! thats identity fraud!}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 6:27am 

That is a whole other long story; in a nutshell, I became [[Internet]]-famous, and I have had trolls and cyber-bullies attacking me and ruining my life and sanity over the past five years. And that is a big reason as to why I am so paranoid and cautious, and why identity confirmations are very important to me over the Internet.

Let me make your confirmation a bit more quick. I want you to send me a photograph of yourself, with your mom and dad. CURRENT, via U.S. Postal Mail to my address, [[14 Branchland Ct.]] Ruckersville, VA 22968.

Either “Chris” or “Christian” is good with me.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: September 25 
Time: 12:09pm 

Did you recieve ''[sic]'' the mail, Uncle Chris?
):
}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: September 25 
Time: 1:57pm 

Not yet, I will keep your request on in the meantime.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: September 25 
Time: 8:29pm 

Oh, btw, it’s just a picture of me without my parents, because i’m not currently staying with them atm. But when I get back and see dad I will send you a group photo ☺}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: September 27 
Time: 11:08am 

Soo,, do I have a mysterious Aunt as well as a mysterious Uncle?
(:

Haha, Hope so! }}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: September 27 
Time: 3:15pm 

Your only aunt would be Carol.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: September 27 
Time: 3:45pm 

Oh, I thought maybe you had [[Lovely Weather|a wife]] or something! My bad ): ):

Your long hair looks cool, Uncle Chris. Has anybody ever said you look like a surfer dude? lol!}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 3:27 

Hi, Uncle Chris! Just wondering if you received the photo?

I know it’s important for you to have proof of who I am, but I’m a little bit worried. Like I said a while back, you have a lot of impostor accounts on facebook.

So how do I know you’re really my uncle? This could easily be [[Ian Brandon Anderson|a fake]] trying to [[tomgirl|trap]] me or something. I’d like to think that you are honest, but you have to understand I’m a little unsure because of all the different accounts claiming to be you.

Still very creepy. I don’t know what I’d do if I had s many people pretending to be me.

So yeah. Not trying to turn this back on you or anything, I’d just like proof that I’m actually talking to my uncle.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 3:57pm 

Firstly, I am aware of the impostors on Facebok; rest assured I am the real deal. I informed you that a year ago at grandpa’s funeral, I gave your father something close to me that I wanted you to have. Another detail Only I know is the weekend your grandpa and I traveled to your house one weekend to try to visit you all, with gifts. Y’all were not at home; we left the gifts with your next door neighbors for them to give to y’all for us. An angel from grandpa and squinkles with a display from me.

I have not received the photo yet, but I am still watching my mailbox.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 7:44pm 

I believe you, I can’t see what people would get out of lying to me, especially considering I was looking for you and not the other way round

But my friends are saying that maybe you’re a fake account. They said that maybe you didn’t accept my friend request because I’d more easily be able to tell it’s a fake if you did.

I’m not sure though. You do know a lot. I trust you, but anybody can make a fake account and not add me and make me think it’s them.

Sorry, I was talking to daddy and friends about this. Dad told me just to be careful online because I could get involved with internet weirdoes and my friends say the same thing.

Please don’t think I’m saying you ARE fake because I cannot know either way. ):
}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: October 2 
Time: 7:25pm 

It’s mutually understandable.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 12:05pm 

Good (:

Hey I was wondering if you knew of any costume sale websites? Just a longshot but I’m asking everyone.

[[Halloween]] is coming up and I’m trying to get a costume together for Trick Or Treat.

Do you know [[Nintendo|Super Mario]]? (The game, not in person lololol) I want to dress as the princess for Halloween but it’s not spooky enough.

What do you think, should I go as the princess, or get together a monster suit? (Raaargh! (: )
}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 1:21pm 

How about a zombie princess?}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: October 4 
Time: 4:29pm 

That’s such a great idea! And my friends can be Zombie Mario and Zombie Luigi!

Thanks for an awesome idea!}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: October 6 
Time: 9:31pm 

Are you dressing up for Halloween?}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: October 7 
Time: 6:41am 

For the Zombie Princess I would recommend some facial makeup and paint: go a bit gorey with grey skins rip your outfit a bit. Be a princess who was whisked through time forward to an appocalyptic time: bitten and infected: her soul stayed and brought a rule over the zombie hoard in that region.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: October 8 
Time: 2:43pm 

Wow, you put a lot of thought into that.You should write fiction.

Good idea.Do you know of any good non-toxic face/body paint.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: October 8 
Time: 5:14pm 

No, but I think a cosmetic specialist can point you in the right direction.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: October 8 
Time: 5:33pm 

Thaaaanks! (:}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 10:35am 

If you want me to speak to daddy for you, I will}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 10:41am 

Why are you being bullied so much?}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 11:17pm 

You can talk to him about it if you wish. I created [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[Cwcville]]: I have [[Chris and art|artistic talent]] etc. [[Trolls]] have been terrorizing me for near five years now; they got shit on me from me from hacking my online stuff, blackmail, a bunch of other s***. Whatever their reasons: jealousy, boredom, desire for “more content”, being vicious, cruel, mean, their own family and life problems…. They got me, because I was weaker then, [[Naive|easy to deceive and trick]]: now I know better and I am stronger from the past experiences. They continue to pester me for new “content”: trying to break me further, emotionally and mentally, than they already have. All I have to keep me calm now is my [[mother]], [[Clover and Snoopy|dog]], [[God and Jesus]], and my hobbies.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh*
}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 1:21am 

That’s terrible! Now I understand your wall posts and photo comments. It’s insane how people like this can even exist.

What’s Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville? You created them? Is it like a cartoon or something?}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 12:22pm 

Did you do something to piss these guys off, or did they just start attacking you for no reason?}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 12:43pm 

Cartoon, yes.

They started attacking me originally for the “Lulz”; laughs at other people’s expenses, or something like that.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 12:43pm 

Wow, I had no idea you were a cartoonist. That’s really cool.

Is it like animated or whatever?}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 2:55pm 

Home drawn, colored and written comic books.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 5:40pm 

Awesome. I’d love to see your comics some time!

Do you still make comics/draw?}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: Friday 
Time: 4:00pm 

Glad you had a good day. I was worried because your recent posts have been negative. Hope everything is good, Uncle Chris!

I tried calling home to speak to my dad but he didn’t answer. I keep forgetting about the time difference lol

I will try again tomorrow ):}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 4:45am 

Actually, that recent post of mine is bait for the Trolls; a friend of mine’s account was recently hacked into, and I made up that post to confirm rather or not the trolls are still able to get into my Facebook or not.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 4:57am 

Oh, so you didn’t have a good day? ):

Does that mean you were banned from the mall?}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 4:59am 

No comment on the issue.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 5:00am 

Well I’m sorry things haven’t been going well, Uncle Chris. ):}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 5:00am 

Good news, the trolls have been confirmed to be blocked out once again.
-
}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 5:02am 

good job

Did your status trick work?}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 5:05am 

Also, I would like to apologize to you, sweetie; with recent events, I had theorized you to be a troll in disguise, and shifting the blame onto Anna. And now that this has passed, and you have proven yourself on the good behavior, I now have total faith that I am indeed speaking with my one Niece. (:

I will be communicating with you more soon with getting to know you better messages.

TTYL}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 5:06am 

Whos Anna?

Oh you’re going? Okay. Talk to you later Uncle Chris.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: Saturday 
Time: 5:39am 

I would say as long as you are careful and decline all people you do not know, you will very likely be safe.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: Saturday 
Time: 5:45am 

In your next message, please tell me about yourself; how old are you, how tall are you, your eye color, favorite color, and other things that interest you.

I am 30, 5’10’’, [[Heterochromia|left is blue and right is green]], (Crayola’s) Battery-Charge Blue, and I like fun shows and movies, video games, Lego building, arts and crafts; I get out and walk a lot daily, and I care a lot about my family and friends (but I could do with more friends my age range ([[Gal-pals|mostly female]])).}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: Saturday 
Time: 5:51am 

I would also be interested in reading what you can tell me about your dad, mom and [[Minor Family Members#Carol Chandler|Carol]]. Like how often do they think of our father (your grandpa) (before and after his passing). How do they feel about me as a sibling and a person? And what HAS Carol been up to, because dad was always concerned about Carol, because none of us knew what was going on with her. Last any of heard, she was working in DC with the government with her PhD in Mathematics.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: Saturday 
Time: 6:23am 

Yes, I have sculpted a number of things, I have needleworked, paper mache clay, etc. I have taken a great number of art classes in my lifetime. I have drawn over ten comic books.

I would be very interested in seeing your art. As for mine, I have loads of photograph images of my work, and most of them are on my life [[DVD]] in the slideshow (made it on my 25th birthday; I will have to make and send a copy to you if I have not done so to your father already.

A lot of people can be creative, but it does depend on their skill set. At least reading and writing are still being taught in the public school. ):}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: Saturday 
Time: 6:32am 

Currently, I have been care taking and running a number [[Chores|errands]] for my mother, and we enjoy our [[two beagles]], although they can be mischievous sometimes; they are mostly good and behave well. I am in and out of the house daily, and it does get really stressful mentally. I am a thinker as well, but I have to take my time often to think, because I have retarded moments. It is a bother. I am High-Functionally [[Autistic]] so my socializing abilities are stifled as well, although I was better at socializing during my middle and high school days. I often wish I could travel back to [[1999]] and re-route my future for the better. Since I moved back to [[Ruckersville]] from [[Chris's homes#Richmond|Midlothian]], it was mostly downhill for me socially and emotionally.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: Saturday 
Time: 6:38am 

But I digress. So you are in New York and traveling; now I understand your time zone dilemma better. I have wanted to visit NYC to visit the [[Pokemon]] Center, now known as a Nintendo Store. I like Pokemon. I have been playing the video game and the Trading Card Game since the Red/Blue/Yellow Generation I ‘8. I was also in the TCG League for years, and I am thinking about starting up a New League in [[Charlottesville|C-Ville]] but I am having a spot of trouble locating a number associated with my POP ID: I contacted Tech Support about that.

Tell me, Sweetie, why are you currently traveling the states instead of being at home with your folks and going to school?

TTYL, Stay Safe and have a good day.}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: Sunday 
Time: 1:45pm 

Well I had pretty good grades in school, so my parents weren’t too annoyed when my friend invited me along to NYC. When I get back, I’ll either return to school or find alternate education. Consider it a break for doing so well (:

Besides I’m almost an adult, life would absolutely suck if I spent all my time with my parents. I love them but it would be pretty lame if I hung out with them lol. I do have a life.

So what’s stopping you from going to NYC? Sounds like you’d really love it here.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: Sunday 
Time: 3:04pm 

Stopping me from traveling: lack of funds, responsibilities here at home; autism enforcing routine after routine in life (look it up on autism.org or [[Wikipedia]]), and I think I would not be able to last long there. “Nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there”.

I insist you to go back to school, finish your education and earn your diploma; life “free and wild” is okay in fair does, but Knowledge IS Power, and I would not want to see you bad off from learning the wrong things alternatively or not being able to make new friends in a good public setting such as in a school.

I describe myself a bit there: I feel uncomfortable in a large crowd setting like at a concert or out in the open like on the mall; I would feel better in a smaller area, such as a waiting room at an office or something, with a small amount of people, and where it is more quiet, controlled and peaceful.

Do you understand what I am saying, Sweetie?}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: Sunday 
Time: 3:18pm 

Oh, like I said I fully intend to continue my [[education]], whether that’s school or a form of alternative education.

But there’s truth to the saying that true knowledge comes from living and experiencing. Not everything can be taught from a book. If people didn’t live and experiment and do something with their lives, then there would be nothing to put in a book anyway, lol.

Thank you for your concern but I have my entire life to worry about that. I have studied hard for a good few years and almost got straight As, so right now I’m just regaining my sanity with a bit of rest and relaxation (:

Just because I’m taking a small break from school doesn’t mean all my friends will disappear either. They’re my friends, it’s not like they only exist AT school.

If I only saw my friends at school and not outside, then they wouldn’t really be my friends, would they?

And I do understand what you’re saying. Even I feel uneasy in big crowds. I can handle it sure, and sometimes it’s good, but there are a lot of times when I just want to retreat to my room with a nice book and shut the world out for a while (:

Oh, and I know about autism. It’s not exactly something mysterious. It’s pretty much well understood these days.

Still, a lot of lifes’ best moments come from breaking your routine even if it is hard. I had an autistic boyfriend when I was 13. He reacted badly to new situations but once he’d gotten used to them he was happier than I’d ever seen him.

But yes. I understand, and I’m sorry to hear about your situation.

What do you do for a living?

Like job-wise?}}

{{quoteboxred|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: Tuesday 
Time: 4:49pm 

Wow, your latest status is really angry. What’s wrong? ):}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 5:25am 

Yesterday was just a bad day for me; Mondays usually are; just another re-ranting about my tyrant adversary.

Yes, the experiences do count towards a greater knowledge, and book learning still leads to the option of learning for yourself.

I am currently unemployed; it is online-common-to-the-trolls knowledge that I get social security income. With the tainted, greatly dirty reputation the Trolls have taken out of context and twisted into great exaggeration and lies, every time I try to apply for a job, my BG check is bad and I never have been able to get hired.

Send me an email to my email address,
ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, with your name in the subject, so I can learn your email address, and I will send you the scans of my pages.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 5:40am 

If you don’t want to wait for the DVD, and I put this with regret, the trolls got a copy of my DVD wrongfully, by posing as an old girl friend of mine and conning me out of it. And they have uploaded the individual videos onto their YouTube account, “The [[Cwcville]] Library” (Unofficial and [[Laughs Under Lucricities|Lucritious]] if you ask me). I will have to type you the list of the official videos from my DVD from start t finish, so you don’t pull up the wrong ones. In total, it is over six hours in vintage content.

That is a shame of the lost Drive, but you still have all of the original artworks in your collection; even in the digital age, I feel it is still very valuable and required for personal references to keep a Paper Trail of most to every things.

If I may ask, have you been using your phone to access the Internet as well? I use an [[Monthly tugboat|iPhone 4, 8 GB]]; works great, especially with the occasional upgrades. Feel free to call me and leave a message at (434)-760-0848; I screen my calls, so if you call me, please inform me of the number of your cell phone of which you will be calling me from.

I am feeling better today, (:

So you Stay Safe and have yourself a good day, Sweetie.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 7:05am 

Another little thing, I called your home recently, and I get from the machine, “Hello. No One is available”. I miss your message from last year, “Hi, you’ve reached the home of the Chandlers with our pets,” something and something; I forgot the names of your pets. What were their names? That message was more welcoming and friendly than this years.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 7:07pm 

OMG! I have absolutely no doubt in my mind about you after seeing the photos you have just added, (:

I highly recommend that you set ALL of your photographs to Friends Only, because I would really hate for someone to get them and use them to their own evil will, like pretending to be you or whatever. The Trolls would have a field day if they got your photos. Friends Only; NOT Public.

Thank you for uploading them.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 4:18pm 

Oh, Cut the Crap, Impostorous Troll! I Know who you really are. I have read your full confession on your Forum.

I am not falling for your tricks anymore.}}

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
Date: ??? 
Time: 4:26pm 

Go ahead and enjoy your fleeting moment of glory; Share the Whole Bunch of Messages there were between us in the one-sided conversation with your fellow Trolls.

I only pray [[God and Jesus]] will forgive you, but should they not, I pray there is a very hot seat of lava waiting for your damn ass in Hell.

Sent from Camelot, VA<ref>Camelot, Rivanna, Va. is about 4 miles from Chris's house, so either this was sent while driving or it was sent from home and the GPS is a bit off.</ref>}}

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Keffals

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{{Transgender}}
{{quote|People are in fact so obsessed with [Chris], that before I could even upload this video, I was given my own entry on the Sonichu wiki which I have printed off and hung on my wall to show off like a trophy.|Keffals in her preface to her interview with Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA80W7qVcSM</ref> Note that she incorrectly calls the [[CWCki]] the "''Sonichu'' wiki".}}
{{Infobox Person
| title = Keffals
| name = Clara Sorrenti
| image = Keffals.jpg
| aliases = Keffals 
Lucas Roberts 
koofal
| day = 25
| month = 3
| year = 1994
| birthsrc = <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keffals</ref>
| gender = [[Transgender|Transwoman]]
| nation = Canadian
| occupation = Twitch streamer Political activist Communist
| knownfor = {{•}} Indirectly causing the CWCki to go down after a series of DDoS attacks on Kiwi Farms. 
{{•}} Being in several interviews with Chris.
| saga = '''[[Template:RevelationsSaga|Revelations]]'''
}}

'''Clara Sorrenti''', better known by her online alias '''Keffals''' (which came from a former gamertag), is a [[hermaphrodite|male-to-female]] [[transgender]] [[Twitch]] streamer, political activist, and member of the Communist Party of Canada. She became known for feuding with [[Kiwi Farms]], a site built from [[CWCki Forums|a previous iteration]] that solely focused on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], before she later had the bright idea of [[Carpetbaggers|getting involved with Christory herself]].

The earliest known date of Chris being aware of Keffals is 17 [[October 2023]], when Chris joined Keffals' [[Catboy Ranch]] Discord server.<ref>[[:File:Discord - Chris profile - Catboy Ranch.png]]</ref>

==Background==
Keffals and Chris have several things in common. Like Chris, Keffals became fascinated with [[Chris and video games|video games]] at a young age. They both have a successful history of [[Financhu_Crisis|e-begging]] in lieu of finding real [[Chris and work|work]]. Chris and Keffals are both [[transgender]], although Keffals has put considerably more work into transitioning and maintaining her appearance, including getting a gender reassignment surgery. Most importantly, like Chris, Keffals' shenanigans became fare for mockery and derision from communities like Kiwi Farms. It is possible, though unlikely, that their shared trauma inspired sympathy for Chris, [[Affair with Mother|despite what he's done]]. It is more probable that Keffals is yet another grifter using Chris for profit and clout.

Keffals professes to be a communist, and ran two unsuccessful campaigns to join Canada's government as a representative of their parliament. Chris, with his [[Monthly tugboat|decades of gaming the system]], exists as perhaps the single greatest argument against government redistribution of wealth. Keffals has also given herself [[Chris and his ego|an unwarranted level of self-importance comparable to Chris]] on multiple occasions; one example relevant to Christory was her bragging about getting an entry on [[CWCki|this wiki]] (a site that formerly had the motto of "where no shit is too minor", which it lived up to and still does), as if this was some kind of accomplishment comparable to getting a trophy.

==Kiwi Farms Feud and CWCki Collateral Damage==
Keffals initially did not involve herself in Christory directly, but her feud with Kiwi Farms caused collateral damage. In [[2022]], Kiwi Farms doxed Keffals, to which she retaliated by attempting to have Kiwi Farms shut down. In [[August 2022]], a wave of Denial of Service attacks began against Kiwi Farms and 1776 Hosting, which caused the [[CWCki]] – which also used 1776 Hosting – to go offline alongside Kiwi Farms. The CWCki was offline from 22 August to 22 October 2022, returning to the net when [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] moved the CWCki to a new host, Sollutium cloud services.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20221024190127/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:RecentChanges?hidebots=1&limit=500&days=90&enhanced=1&urlversion=2 Archived snapshot]</ref><ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.48/page-55#post-110445</ref> Kiwi Farms managed to get by in an offline capacity and privately until later regaining a public online presence. The two parties remain opposed to one another to this day, but their feud no longer affects the fate of the CWCki.

Chris expressed his opinions of the feud in the eighth volume of the Goddess Logs, siding with Keffals.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]</ref>

==Interview==
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Early in 2024, Chris sought an interview with Keffals, which she granted, thus directly placing herself into the tapestry of Christory. On 14 [[January 2024]], Chris [[January 2024 social media posts#Keffals collab|tweeted an announcement]] that he would be appearing on a stream with Keffals on 16 January. After concerns about harassment were raised by Keffals' viewers, she made the decision to instead record an offline interview which would be released on YouTube at a later date. The interview was uploaded on 16 January. Keffals later removed the interview from public view in [[March 2024]] for unknown reasons, but denizens of the internet mirrored the video.

=="Christory tax"==
On 17 January 2024, after an edited version of the interview was uploaded, Keffals added a new Patreon tier titled "Christory tax", offering to release the unedited interview for a ''hundred thousand dollars'', claiming that it would remain [[Lost Media]] otherwise.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240118025756/https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Whether she was serious about it, or if any Christorian will be rich and [[Weening|foolishly dedicated enough to pay up]], remains to be seen, but as of right now, no one has shown initiative to pay for it up-front or attempt to crowdfund for it.

==See Also==
*[[Catboy Ranch]]

==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Keffals|Keffals' Wikipedia page]]
*[https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-john-roberts-queen-clara-the-fart-dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/ Keffals' Kiwi Farms thread]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnrNOjSyvuw Keffals documentary by Lanza]

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Aunt Corrina

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{{Infobox Person
| name = Corrina Weston Carey Inge
| title = Aunt Corrina
| image = Corina.png
|imagesize = 250
|aliases = Aunt Corrina 
Corina <ref group = note>A frequent misspelling of Corrina's first name from Chris.</ref>
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|gender = Female
|saga = {{saga|julie|cn}}
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{{quote|[[Chris and Remorse|I'm also shedding a tear again]] for my Aunt Corina. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my church is holding on that day. a week ago, my [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastor]] said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well. but if the funeral is on my birthday, then I hope I can return in time to make the Pancake Dinner.|Chris, caring more about pancakes, [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]}}

'''Aunt Corrina''' (full name '''Corrina Weston Carey Inge''';<ref name="corrina obituary"> [https://archive.vn/P5Bey Archive of the obituary]</ref> [[Pre-1980#1930s|26 January 1934]] – 21 [[February 2009]]<ref>[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862335/corrina-weston-inge Corrina's Find A Grave page]</ref>) was [[Barbara]]'s older sister and one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] favorite aunts. She was also the person from whom the Chandlers bought their dog [[Patti Chandler]].

Corrina lived in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]], her and Barbara's hometown, and the Chandlers occasionally drove down to Red Oak to visit her and other Weston family members while she was alive.<ref>[[Patti Chandler#Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris]]</ref> Corrina was married twice, first to Edward Carey and later to [[Minor Family Members#Uncle Raymond|Raymond Inge]]. She was the grandmother of [[Minor Family Members#Jonathan Carey|Jonathan Carey]] by way of her first husband.

==Death and legacy==
Corrina died on 21 [[February 2009]] and was buried on 24 February, thus ruining Chris's twenty-seventh [[Chris's birthday|birthday]] as a posthumous [[trolls|troll]]. The day she was buried was also the Christian holiday of {{w|Shrove Tuesday}} (a.k.a. "Fat Tuesday" or Mardi Gras), when some Christian churches including Chris's traditionally give pancake dinners. Unsurprisingly, Chris cared more about the fact that he missed out on stuffing his autistic face with pancakes than he did the funeral of his "beloved" aunt.

In the days leading up to Corrina's death [[Julie]] insisted that Chris visit her in the hospital, but Barb dissuaded him. He did get the chance to tell Corrina he loved her over the phone before she died.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2#A wild Snorlax appears!]]</ref>

In the [[Father Call]], Chris tries to convince Mr. Devoria that he has gone through some hardships in his life, bringing up his aunt's passing as an example.

In his phone call to Lars, Chris swore on her grave he would not spend any more money on the [[PlayStation 3]]. He predictably failed to keep his word.

According to Chris, after Corrina's death he and his mother became hated by the entire Weston family.<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref>

==Spelling of name==
Further suggesting a lack of familial closeness, Chris consistently spells her name "Corina", but the spelling "'''Corrina'''" appears on her obituary,<ref name="corrina obituary"/> her gravestone and a PeopleFinders notice.<ref>[https://archive.ph/ruVPT PeopleFinders search archive]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|[[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and Corrina in the mid-1980s.
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|Corrina with [[Barbara]], Harriet and Elvis.
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb, Corrina, Tom and Harriet.
Image:Corrina's Gravestone.jpg|Corrina's gravestone.
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</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]

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{{quote|This is a big fucking deal!|Joe Biden, 2010}}

{{quote|contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|Jail]] and mess, Please.|Chris wants the president to intervene on his charge of [[Affair with Mother|incest]], excerpt from [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]}}

{{infobox
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|label2 = Also known as
|data2 =
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|data3 = 20 November 1942 (age {{Age|1942|11|20}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
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'''Joe Biden''' (born 20 November 1942) served as the 46th president of the United States; his vice president was [[Kamala Harris]]. He previously served as the vice president under president [[Barack Obama]] throughout his term from 2009 to 2017, and was later elected president in the 2020 election, unseating then-incumbent president [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He became the 46th American president on 20 [[January 2021]] instead of [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]], who [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] voted for and believes will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump). Chris was once [[Naïve|hopeful]] that Biden would pardon him following [[Incest Arrest|his arrest for incest]].

While Biden was in the running for the [[November 2024]] election, he dropped out mid-run and endorsed Harris instead. Chris has expressed support for Harris's run.

== Before presidency ==
When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said "Joe is doing what he can."<ref>[[Mailbag 17]]</ref>

In 2017, Chris posted "Yes! Go, Joe!" when commenting on a post about Biden's career.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

== Presidency ==
[[File:Biden intro.png|thumb|left|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Biden's election win got confirmed. Joe Biden defeated Chris's preferred choice for POTUS, Lisa Simpson, by a landslide.]]
Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 {{abbr|ET|Eastern Time}}. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality ([[Dimension 1218]]),<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#Congrats, Joe Biden]]</ref> while also reaffirming Simpson's presidency in his reality ([[C-197]]).

Since Biden left the White House with President [[Barack Obama]] in 2017, Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] has weakened to a point where his [[CWCville|make-believe city]] in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire [[dimensions]], and his belief that [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|his characters]] [[imaginary friends|actually exist]] has ballooned into something called the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris even believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.<ref>[[Chris and politics#2020]]</ref><ref>[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020|November 2020 social media posts, section #LisaSimpson2020]]</ref>

Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected,<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt]]</ref> Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' (or at least give Chris [[Chris and his ego|''everything'' that he wants]]), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself after [[Sonichu 1|Issue 1]].

In [[October 2021]], while waiting legal proceedings on his charge of [[incest]] on his [[mother]], Chris wrote to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], begging him to "contact the local Virginia Governer(s) [sic] of [[Ruckersville]] and [[Charlottesville, VA]], as well as President Biden, and get [[Spirit possession|me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine herself obviously,]] a FULL PARDON to get me out of this [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|Jail]] and mess, Please."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Chris and politics]]
*[[Kamala Harris]]

==References==
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==External links==

*[https://buildbackbetter.gov/ Biden-Harris Transition Website]
*[https://wh.gov/ Biden-Harris White House Website]

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Pmurt

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{{quote|[[COVID-19|No, I don't take responsibility at all.]]|Donald Trump, 2020}}

{{quote|Plus, Trump is just too damn rich And [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature]]. And "Trump" spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office.|[[Chris]]}}

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|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Pmurt [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!|A Mean One]] [[March 2017 Facebook Posts|Number 45]] [[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45|Darn Ol' Tramp]] [[:File:July26DonaldTrumpArtwork.jpg|Drumpf]] Drumpftastic [[November 2024 social media posts#Sentinel Fucked Up Prime|Sentinel Fucked Up Prime]]
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'''Pmurt''' is a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] for billionaire businessman and 45th and 47th President of the United States '''{{w|Donald Trump}}''' (born [[Pre-1980#1940s|14 June 1946]]). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards;<ref name="diff">[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]</ref> however, in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]], he pronounced the P.

Known for being a wealthy real-estate developer and socialite in New York City as well as host of the reality television game show ''{{w|The Apprentice}}'', Trump became the Republican Party's nominee for the presidency three times, in 2016, 2020, and 2024. He managed to pull off an upset Electoral College victory against [[Barack Obama#White House gag|Hillary Clinton]] in 2016 but lost in 2020 to [[Joe Biden]] amidst the [[Covid19|Covid-19]] pandemic. The 2024 election initially shaped up to be a rematch between Trump and Biden, but Biden's exit from the campaign due to his advanced age led to Trump's Democratic opponent being Vice President [[Kamala Harris]] instead. Trump won the election by a larger margin than he had in 2016, winning the popular vote for the first time as well as the Electoral College.

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Clinton.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris and Barb vote for Hillary]]</ref> Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple [[death threats]] against him and Vice President-elect {{w|Mike Pence}}, which is actually [[Chris and the law|against the law]].

Since encountering the [[Idea Guys]], however, Chris has largely lost interest in politics in favor of engaging in his [[messiah complex]], and as such, has mostly forgotten about Trump. He never addressed his impeachment, which seems odd considering that it was the closest he came to being removed from office early. Nonetheless, Chris slowly became more interested in the 2020 election in the final weeks before election day, particularly after Trump contracted [[COVID-19]]. After a drawn-out election in 2020 due to complications with counting a substantial increase in mail votes compared to previous years, Trump lost his re-election bid and was succeeded by [[Joe Biden]] as President. Chris completely lost interest in the former President by early 2021, though he still holds Trump in very low regards as suggested by [[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art]] from [[2022]].<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art#"Prideful Interview With God", dated_06/19/2022]]</ref><ref>[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art#"Akashic Record Zone Act 1∞∞ (One Infinity Squared)", dated 11/12/2022]]</ref>

After Trump won the presidency again in 2024, Chris's reaction was to refer to Trump as "[[November_2024_social_media_posts#Sentinel_Fucked_Up_Prime|Sentinel Fucked Up Prime]]" on Twitter, a surprisingly more mature take than the tantrums and death threats from 2016 (as is likely he now realizes doing the latter again could throw him in federal prison).

==Meaning of the name==
{{quote|Well, at least MY face ain't fuckin' orange!|Chris, [[DivineTrial|several]] [[At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|separate]] occasions before 2016}}
[[File:Pmurt Dlanod.png|thumb|This is what Chris probably believes.]]

This CWC-ism comes from a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment from 25 September]] (partially quoted above), in which Chris says that "Trump spelled backwards is "Pmurt", [[Random-access humor|which rhymes with hurt, and that Trump would badly "Pmurt" the US if elected]]".

Reversing Trump’s name has twofold meanings. Firstly, names are particularly sacred to Chris;<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref><ref>[[To Clyde Gregg]]</ref><ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> in his eyes, mocking someone's name will severely degrade them—this article will establish that Chris has enormous disdain for Donald Trump. Secondly, Chris has historically assumed that saying something backwards induces subliminal stimuli<ref>[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref>—which he believes are enormously influential on the psyche ''and'' the physical body.<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]</ref> Therefore, Chris may believe reversing Trump's name, in a negative context, might effectively alter his audience's perception of him. Beyond the random-access humor, Chris probably thinks his rendition of Trump’s name is a serious presidential objection that everyone needs to consider.

Chris continued using this backwards name in subsequent Facebook posts and videos.

==Opposition to Trump==
[[File:CWCiki IntroductionPMURT.jpg|thumb|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Pmurt's election in 2016.]]
{{quote|You have Got to be kidding! Trump is most [[Chris and hypocrisy|Immature]], [[My Little Pony|Uncouth]], and [[Chris and reality|Not Valid to be president]]. Trump will ONLY make the Country go [[Financhu Crisis|BROKE]], as Groening predicted, and ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors and the Fat Cat Rich People, and Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below. Not to mention he is Anti-[[SLGBTQ|LGBTQ]], Anti-Immigrants, he [[Women's rights|puts down Women VERY BAD]], and he is an all-around Bad Person.

Hillary will [[Monthly tugboat|Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class]] and lower and get the country less in debt. And She is PRO-LGBTQ and [[Niggos|Immigrants]], AND She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General. AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.

You should Watch ALL Three Debates On YouTube. I'll send you the links in chronological Order.|Chris<ref name="misc">[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>}}

Chris has historically never had any real interest in politics. Combined with his general indifference towards anything intellectual in favor [[Video games|of]] [[Lego|nobler]] [[Mass debating|pursuits]], it's perplexing that Trump's involvement in politics would concern Chris as much as it does. Speculation has suggested a more personal root to Chris's animosity. As Chris’s view of politics effectively begins and ends with himself, the true root of his anger lies somewhere in the bramble bush of his [[Chris and psychology|confused psyche]].

For one thing, Chris is highly [[Naive|impressionable]]. As discussed later on this page, the LGBT blogs and groups he follows on Facebook have a negative opinion of Trump, as they generally do with most right-wing politicians due to their left-wing biases. Going off of the minimal amount of information he's absorbed from said blogs, Chris has said that he is afraid of what a Trump presidency could mean for him and his [[Tomgirl|lesbian soul]]. This is in addition to the general trend among popular culture and major media outlets, which has also been severely critical of Trump. Considering how Chris [[Family Guy|takes things he sees in media at face value]], it makes sense that he would readily and eagerly accept these sentiments without a second thought.

Ironically enough, despite Trump's anti-LGBT policies<ref>[https://www.hrc.org/news/the-list-of-trumps-unprecedented-steps-for-the-lgbtq-community The Real List of Trump's "Unprecedented Steps" for the LGBTQ Community]</ref> and the potential policies that he claimed that he would consider implementing (but never did), Chris was hardly affected by any of them due to being a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) and too old to experience some of the issues facing younger gay and trans Americans. One of the only areas where Chris would have been negatively affected was with the restriction of a few response options on the Census, although there's no evidence suggesting that he actually took part in it.

Chris has shown that he picks his candidates based on who he can identify with more. On account of his [[Chris and gender|gender confusion]] and [[JERKS|dislike of men]], Hillary Clinton was far more attractive to him simply because she was a woman. The evidence for this is overwhelming, especially considering that he once compared her with Sarah Palin.<ref name="Feb">[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> This is also consistent with Chris’s fondness for [[George W. Bush|George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama|Barack Obama]], both of whom he voted for because he liked them personally.

Especially salient to this discussion is the mentality behind Chris’s [[Brand loyalty|brand loyalty]]. Once Chris picks a [[PS3|side]] on something, he will defend that side no matter what due [[Naive|to a]] [[Chris and reality|misplaced sense of]] [[Autism|rigid devotion]]. This time the side he picked has down and out lost. Chris has been legally able to vote since February 24, 2000. He's never mentioned voting for a losing candidate in a presidential election before. It's possible that his explosive anger is based partially in the fact that his favored candidate didn't come out on top this time.

Chris has provided the following reasons for why he dislikes Trump. It’s unclear how many of these are his actual opinions and not just things he’s parroting from what he’s heard on the internet. As the astute of you will quickly notice, many of the negative qualities he accuses Trump of having are ones that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he himself possesses]].

===On character===
[[File:No Drump flag.png|thumb|A Trump flag that Chris [[The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip|vandalized before signing]] in 2020.]]
*He "[[Death threats|is very spiteful]]".<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Christine's Driver's License and Woman's Card]]</ref>

*He is an "[[Chris|immature brat]] who mocks everyone".<ref name="reg">[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

*He "was a [[Autism|one-track tape]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|repeating himself]] [[Honor roll|on pat [sic] deeds]] [[CADD|that he was "proud"(?)]] of".<ref name="debate">[[September 2016 Facebook posts#"Thoughts" on the debate]]</ref>

*He is "[[Chris and anger|hot-headed]], [[Chris and money#Chris and impulse spending|impulsive]], [[Clyde Cash|orange-faced]], [[Chris and money#Barb's toxic influence|money-grubbing]], [[Barbara Chandler|double-dealing]], [[Chris and race|immigrant and race offensive]], and most offensive [on] [[Homos|the LGBTQ]]".<ref name="just">[[2009-2016 tweets#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*He "[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#OkCupid - She's overweight and unappealing|puts down Women VERY BAD]]".<ref name="misc"/>

*His "[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Womanizing and raping actions]]".

*He is a [[JERKS|male]]. In February 2016, Chris said, "I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years"<ref name="Feb"/> as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president]]. On 20 November, he stated Trump "is of SOO Many Typical Offensive [[MALE]] Stereotypes, he probably was born with Two damned "Y" Chromosomes instead of the usual "XY" pair".<ref name="just"/>

*He is "[[Chris and reality|Not Valid to be president]]".<ref name="misc"/>

Interestingly, both Trump and Chris have been accused of sexual harassment. While Trump is legally considered a rapist in regard to his unwanted sexual harassment of E. Jean Carroll, Chris shockingly got off scot-free for his [[Affair With Mother|incestuous affair]] after spending over a year in jail, and is not considered a sex offender.

===On the issues===

*He "Wants [[Chris and race|the immigrants to build their own "Keep Out" wall so [he] would kick them all out]]".<ref name="reg"/>

*He has "ideals of [[Chris and money|cutting finances]] from all of the more important resources the country needs in communities and feeding the industries from the National Debt. And he acted against the immigrants in that topic as well; [[Monthly tugboat|they have to work too, you know]]".<ref name="debate"/>

*He "will ONLY make the Country go BROKE, as Groening predicted, and [[Chris and money#Bank lawsuits against Barb|ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors]] and the Fat Cat Rich People, and [[Financhu Crisis|Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below]]" and "Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt".<ref name="misc"/>

===On issues relevant to Chris===
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====LGBTQ====

Chris was especially paranoid in his belief that Trump and Pence "hate" the LGBTQ community.<ref name="reg"/>

Chris has said he does "not just despise Trump and Pence, but as a Leabian [sic] Transwoman, and high-functioning autistic person, I fear, too, what would happen with those two God-damned jerks in the White House". In addition, he said, "I fear the loss of my own rights alongside our other LGBTQ community people's as well".<ref name="h8">[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

However, he has been vague in explaining ''why'' any policies they could implement would affect him. Chris does not face discrimination in the workforce, or in society ([[Chris and the law|at least not from being transgender]]). Throughout their entire first term, Trump and Pence did not criminalize the LGBT community nor they legalized widespread discrimination of them. Sure, large segments of the Republican Party are anti-LGBT, but they generally know that doing such a stunt would be political suicide. LGBT rights were admittedly a thorny issue going into the 2016 election, likely due to same-sex marriage only having been legalized throughout the country via a Supreme Court ruling the previous year; however, the president cannot unilaterally override a Supreme Court decision, and even the more conservative justices appointed by Trump during his term are highly unlikely to strike down the earlier ruling, as the court historically has refrained from making decisions which deprive large groups of individuals of their rights, due to such decisions (relating to African-Americans and slavery) in the early-mid 19th century being seen as a major cause of the American Civil War.

Although he's released conflicting statements on the matter, Trump expressed some progressive ideas regarding transgender issues, at least prior to being first elected president. Chris is aware of this but still refuses to give Trump credit, saying he is "most offensive to us in the LGBTQ communities, regardless of his Transgender bathroom choice statement".<ref name="just"/> In any case, the only major anti-LGBT policy Trump implemented during his first term was barring transgender people from serving in the military (which was reversed almost immediately after he left office), so LGBT people did not simply poof out nor were imprisoned or executed the moment Trump was inaugurated as Chris assumed. His second term was a different story, as on his inauguration day he signed an executive order specifying that the federal government would no longer recognize transgender individuals and that biological sex is fixed at conception and cannot be altered by any means. Whether or not this will stand up to any legal challenges remains uncertain given that a Supreme Court ruling near the end of Trump's first term extended the provisions of the Civil Rights Act to LGBT individuals, but so long as the Virginia state government continues to recognize transgender individuals it should have relatively little affect on Chris's day-to-day life.

Chris also criticized Pence, saying that "[[Chris and politics|Pence is just as much Anti-LGBTQ and everything else that Trump is]], so my feelings are the same with that rat bastard as well, very much".<ref name="just"/> His criticism of Pence, however, was a little more understandable, since he has indeed promoted anti-LGBT policies and is firmly against same-sex marriage, like many other Republicans. In fact, the aforementioned military transgender ban was his idea. For Trump's second term, Pence was replaced by {{w|J.D. Vance}} as Vice President-elect. Chris has not publicly expressed any opinion about him.

====[[Monthly tugboat|The tugboat]]====

Trump was critical of welfare in the past and throughout his campaign.<ref>http://www.ontheissues.org/2016/Donald_Trump_Welfare_+_Poverty.htm</ref> Should he find Congress agreeable, one of his aims could have been to pass legislation limiting welfare’s funding and availability. Chris was dimly cognizant of this and feared that he may end up finding his tugboat reduced or even completely taken away. Throughout Trump's term, Congress did not propose or pass any legislation on the matter, as such, Chris continues to receive his tugboat without any problems.

On 14 November, he stated:<ref name="hang">[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

{{quotebox|they would drain money from [[Monthly tugboat|SSI]], making my mother and I closer to broke.}}

In truth, what makes Chris and Barb closer to broke is ''[[Financhu Crisis|themselves]]''. Given the rapid decline in their finances, he was hoping Hillary Clinton's policies would increase his tugboat revenue, [[Naive| if not bail the Chandlers out entirely]].

Chris has adamantly refused to budge on his anti-Trump positions. On 20 November, after radio silence following Lizzy the Lezzy readers and his Facebook friends criticizing him for his repeated death wishes, he said, "there is Nothing, nor any amount of time or whatever else, that would make it the cold day in the earth's core to Ever make me have even a remote inkling of a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma of any change of feeling or heart of mine about Trump ever".<ref name="just"/>

==Chris's news sources==
On Facebook, Chris routinely browses pages on LGBTQ culture, such as Lizzy the Lezzy. In the wake of the 2016 election, many of those pages became inundated with articles written with a clear anti-Trump angle. Chris forms and reinforces his opinions on Trump based on those articles, rating many of them "Angry".<ref name=notablereacts>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Notable reacts]]</ref>

It's likely that Chris simply skims headlines or opening paragraphs without taking the time to read the articles. The second example was taken one hour after Chris posted to [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|a Lizzy the Lezzy comments section]];<ref name=notablereacts></ref> given that he was also busy with responding to its readers, it is impossible for him to have thoroughly read the articles. That Chris can't be bothered to learn more about the issues he apparently feels so seized with emotion over is emblematic of his [[Chris and Ego|arrogance]], [[Honor roll|stupidity]], and [[Stress|laziness]]. Chris refuses to even try to understand the issues at hand and so his understanding of Trump and American politics is consequently abysmal.

Chris has also [[Honor Roll|cited an episode of ''The Simpsons'']] as one of his major sources for being anti-Trump,<ref name="reg"/> which is appropriate considering [[Chris and television|one of the ways he wastes his time]] in lieu of acting like a functional adult.

==Anti-Trump petitions==
Chris signed several online petitions in an effort to prevent Trump from assuming the presidency.

*[https://web.archive.org/web/20161214114138/https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment A petition opposing the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment"]

{{quotebox|On January 20, Donald Trump and Mike Pence are going to enter the White House.

They campaigned on a platform of hatred, bigotry, racism, misogyny, and xenophobia...

...[The Russell Amendment] would reverse existing nondiscrimination protections for 28 million people in the federal contracting workforce. That means employers could fire someone or refuse to give them a job because they have a same-sex partner, use birth control, are single mothers, are transgender, or even simply don’t practice the same religion as their employer.}} Of course, Chris supported this petition—probably because it disparages Trump and references the transgender community. It's unlikely he actually read or understood its contents.

*[https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19 A petition calling on the Electoral College to disregard the election and install Hillary Clinton into the presidency]

Chris also signed this petition, in the hopes that on December 19, 2016, the Electoral College would "ignore" the results of the 2016 Presidential election since Clinton won the popular vote. This did not happen.

==Death threats==
[[Image:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, wishing for Donald Trump's death.]]

Chris's hatred of Trump is so great that he made four videos of himself role-playing acts of violence on him with ''[[Transformers]]'', ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Lego]]'' toys, with two of those occurring before the election,<ref>[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls]]</ref><ref name="diff"/> including one where he destroyed [[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return|a Transformers toy]], further showing his lack of [[Chris and money|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|sense]].

'''Timeline'''

On November 9, 2016, Chris began making several enraged [[death threats]] against the then President-elect. He continued his tirade in the following days, adding Vice President Mike Pence to his death prayers the next day, in spite of the possibility that it could land him in serious legal trouble. According to [http://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter41&edition=prelim United States code], a threat against the President is punishable by a fine and/or a maximum of five years in prison.

Chris has gotten himself into [[Chris and the law|legal trouble]] multiple times in the past, to the point that he has six misdemeanors on his record, with four of those stemming from assault crimes. He is also having [[Financhu Crisis|financial trouble]]. Despite Chris' repeated calls for Trump and Pence to die, they made it unscathed through their four-year terms.

Given that Chris's address is public knowledge, the possibility of the Secret Service visiting and interrogating him for his threats and then either agents or Barb forcing him to not divulge anything should not be ruled out and could be the reason why he eventually stopped making threats.

[[Image:Legotrumppence.jpg|thumb|left|Trump and Pence depicted being murdered in Lego form by Chris, part of a line of his perceived enemies who have been the subject of his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise|voodoo-magic]] [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#OkCupid and Impotent Rage|revenge fantasies]].]]

===2016===
'''9 November'''

*3:28 am - Chris posts on Facebook that he wants someone to assassinate Trump with a sniper rifle. Chris's Twitter account automatically tweets the post.<ref name=assassin>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated]]</ref> Throughout the day, many [[Chris in the media#Death threats against Trump|high-profile Twitter users]] retweet the post. Several Twitter users say that they reported him to the FBI and Secret Service.<ref>http://archive.is/bHnGQ</ref>

*3:39 am - Chris [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|uploads a YouTube video]] depicting him smashing a ''Transformers'' toy in effigy of Trump, while screaming "die!"

*3:40 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|posts on Facebook]] again. He links to the YouTube video and says Trump "should Die now" before taking office. The post is also tweeted by his Twitter account.

*5:15 am - The "sniper rifle" death threat disappears from Facebook.<ref name=assassin></ref>

*8:30 am - An Infowars.com [https://archive.is/er3oP article], featuring Chris's death threat in tweet form, is published.

*11 pm - The same threat disappears from Twitter.<ref name=assassin></ref>

'''10 November'''
*4:07 am - Chris tweets the Infowars article.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1]]</ref>

*4:23 am - Chris tweets that he wants his audience to join him in wishing death to the then President-elect Trump before January 2017.<ref name=wish>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.2]]</ref>

*6:53 pm - Chris again tweets to pray for Trump's death. He also prays for then Vice President-elect Mike Pence's death. He then links to [https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment a petition] from Credo Action, concerning the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment".<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.3]]</ref>

'''13 November'''
*2:06 am - Chris [[Feelings of the election results|uploads a YouTube video]] in which he uses Legos to role-play Mike Pence murdering Trump and getting arrested. He then holds up a sheet of paper, with the handwritten words (backwards and facing himself):

<center>{{quotebox|(Before January 2017) Die, Trump, die, or by illness, by Mike Pence's hand.}}</center>

*2:36 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]] about being annoyed by leftover Trump/Pence campaign signs. It is unknown whether or not Chris will [[Sonic Boom Protests|take down the signs himself]].

*5:06 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]], linking to the Infowars article. He then tries to justify his behavior by saying, "I'm not the only one who wants him dead".

*9:17 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|posts]] to the Lizzy the Lezzy comment section, asking the readers to pray for Trump and Pence's deaths "before Thanksgiving". Many people respond, trying to talk sense into him, to no avail.

'''14 November'''
*12:53 pm - Chris posts a picture to Facebook depicting Lego versions of Trump and Pence being executed by hanging, while handcuffed.<ref name=hanging>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref> The text on the photo reads:

<center>{{quotebox|Die, Trump, Die. Die, Pence, Die.

We do not want either of you in office; jail for you both is unlikely; We, the LGBTQ community, do not want to lose our protection and rights}}</center>

*1:16 pm - Chris follows up by commenting that, since prison is "unlikely" and impeachment is "difficult" then "Death upon those two before January, 2017, at this time and point is a necessary evil".

*3:07 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting|posts]], saying "[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville]]".

*7:30 pm - The execution-by-hanging post, and the associated comments, disappears from Facebook.<ref name=hanging></ref>

'''15 November'''

*10:44 pm - Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announces]] Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.

'''20 November'''

*5:00 am - Chris, in a 22-tweet long rant, makes several childish insults and says he had given his "issues and feelings of Trump some thought". He claims that they are "justified". He ends his rant by complaining about Twitter's 140-character limit.<ref name="just"/>

'''2 December'''
[[File:Alpha TrionYoung warrior challenge explained.mp400001.png|thumb|Playing [[God]].]]

*5:51 pm - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]]. He role-plays Trump, Pence and Clinton using LEGO:

{{quotebox|So [[Chris and english|advocate]] the office, Trump! Advocate the position. And then maybe I'll take you down off of that noose.}}

'''29 December'''

*1:11 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|returns to posting death threats against Donald Trump]] on Facebook. In response to an article on Trump and the {{w|First Amendment Defense Act|First Amendment Defense Act}}, Chris commented, "ADVOCATE THE OFFICE, TRUMP, or Die, Trump, Die!!!"

*1:43 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|posts a puzzler]] for Trump. He asks Trump to consider a scenario wherein there is an alternate reality where everyone is gender-flipped and an "Anti-Straight Law" is proposed. He asks if Trump would support a law that is against the "Donald Trump(ette)" of that world. He ends by threatening Trump again: "#DonaldTrump, Advocate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand."

Chris later proofread both posts, editing ''advocate'' to ''abdicate''. However, he did not tone down the death threats.

===2017===
'''4 January'''

*8:34 am - Chris tweets the link for his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump's Twitter account, with the death threat still intact.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#Tweeting a death threat to Trump]]</ref>

*6:03 pm - For the second time, Chris tweets his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#Tweeting a death threat to Trump again]]</ref>

'''20 January'''

*10:54 pm - Chris reacts to news on the inauguration of President Trump on [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|YouTube]], [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#USA has no president or vice president|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#January|Twitter]]. He insists that the USA has no President or Vice President, taking the "#NotMyPresident" hashtag [[Autism|a step further]] by stating that he will see "an empty chair with no audible speech whatsoever". To cap it off, he says his mind will not be changed until either Trump and Pence leave voluntarily or they "are both deceased".

===Chris on his death threats===
Chris has attempted to rationalize his constant calls for Trump and Pence's deaths and to reconcile his violent attitude with him being "bothered" that he has to "resort to death wishing on Anyone".<ref name="hang"/>

After Chris suggested to the readers of Lizzy the Lezzy (an LGBTQ Facebook page) to wish death on Trump and Pence, they instead criticized him for saying such "stupid" things.

One person said, "wishing death on people you don't like doesn't exactly make you look like a better person in comparison". Chris replied by saying that, with Trump and Pence in office, it would then be difficult to "impeach them and get Hillary in".<ref name="h8"/>

Chris has shifted on how he wants Trump to die. Upon learning of the election results, he wanted someone to kill Trump with "a sniper rifle".<ref name=assassin></ref> The next day, he asked [[Chris and religion|God]] to do it.<ref name=wish></ref> Days later, he wanted Mike Pence to murder him.<ref name="feel">[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref> He also believed it was possible that Trump will die from old age before inauguration day,<ref name="feel"/> and that Clinton would not, since "[[Bob Chandler|Men die earlier than women]]".<ref name="h8"/> Inexplicably, Chris also wants "science" to kill Trump.<ref name="just"/>

Chris has considered the notion of Trump and Pence going to prison, but has concluded that "Prison is unlikely for them, how difficult impeachment is, what other option is there?" He believes Trump should be jailed "for all of his [[Emily|sexual]] [[Catherine|assaults]] and rape on women".<ref name="hang"/>

He would prefer for Trump and Pence to simply hand over their democratically-elected positions, saying to "give the role of President, with most civil grace to Hillary Clinton. And since that is most bloody unlikely of Trump, ever, I am still most pained to continue having to pray for Trump's and Pence's Deaths to happen Before January 2017, by someone else's hands or illness".<ref name="just"/> Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be".<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it's a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

Due to his [[Autism|stubbornness]], Chris has refused to budge from his anti-Pmurt positions, even after Lizzy the Lezzy's readers ''and'' his Facebook friends criticized him for his repeated death threats. On 20 November, he stated, "I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified", followed by saying, "As much as I would like to choose to be rednecked and stubborn enough to plead complete ignorance and utter denial of him and Pence not only on the verge of taking office, there is still too many damn visuals about the bastards that plain further frustrate and upset me".<ref name="just"/>

Unfortunately for Chris, he simply forms his opinions via skimming clickbait articles whose authors are inclined to disagree with Trump. Due to his [[Announcement 06292016|untreated autism]], he hasn't attempted to do any research of his own on what Trump and Pence have said and done. Instead, he opts to live on in willful ignorance, putting no effort into enriching himself with knowledge and getting fanatically emotional about matters he barely understands. It's to the point that he believed "Death upon [Trump and Pence] before January 2017, at this time and point [was] a necessary evil".<ref name="hang"/>.

==2024 election==
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{{quote|Why did y'all vote for him? Other than just in spite of me, when I was promoting Kamala...|Chris, 14 [[March 2025]]<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>}}
[[File:CWCki_Banner_Trump2024Win.png|thumb|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Pmurt's re-election in 2024.]]
'''6 November'''
*8:53 am - In a [[Bluesky]] post, Chris expressed his disappointment in the results of the election, stating:

{{quotebox|I feel VEERRRY Disappointed in most of America now, and especially in that number of [[JERKS|Men]] and their self-inflated [[Chris and his ego|egos]] and [[11042009 51 50|testosterone]].}}

'''7 November'''
*10:47 am - In another BlueSky post, Chris is shocked when Caitlyn Jenner, a noted [[transgender]] celebrity, endorsed Pmurt in the election. He posts an accompanying screenshot showing that he blocked her on Twitter, [[List of Chris's lies|despite claiming to use exclusively BlueSky only the day before]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:July26DonaldTrumpArtwork.jpg|Drawn for the [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] fundraiser.
File:FightingTheBeast.jpg|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime fighting Pmurt and Elon.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==

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==See also==
* [[Chris and politics]]
* [[Chris and English]]
* [[Death threats]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/ The White House]

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{{quote|There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — You can't get fooled again.|George W. Bush}}
{{quote|HE UPLOADED the pics I SENT to him onto the ED page. It was NOT MY FAULT, because he FOOLED ME ONCE, Shame on HIM.|Christian W. Chandler<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2008#September]]</ref>}}

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'''George W. Bush''' (born [[Pre-1980#1940s|6 July 1946]]) served as the 43rd President of the [[United States]] from 2001 to 2009. He also appears to be [[JERKS#The_list_of_males_Chris_doesn.27t_hate|one of the few men on Earth Chris respects.]] Though Bush was President at the time Chris wrote that list, it is unclear if Chris means that he likes Bush personally, or just whoever happens to hold of the office at any given time. Bush's likeness was invoked multiple times by Chris during his Presidency.
In 2009, he was succeeded by [[Barack Obama]].

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==Role in the PVCC Crisis of [[2004]]==
{{quote|I got SUSPENDED FROM [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] by the Board, and I have that Meddling XXXXX to thank for this as well. I am [[Jason Kendrick Howell message|SUPER ANGRY]]! >8( My [[Bob Chandler|Dad]] is blood-thirsty for revenge as well. He’s going to write to US PRESIDENT, George W. Bush Jr., and Laura Bush, to help me get allowed back to PVCC. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|WE ALL CURSE DEATH]] upon that XXXXX, [[Mary Lee Walsh]]!|Christian's blog, September 16, 2004}}

Surprisingly, President Bush did not intervene on behalf of the Chandlers. The ramifications of this inaction are sure to be debated by Presidential historians for centuries to come.

==Superfluous use of "Jr."==
Like many other [[Chris and English|English]] mistakes he has made, Chris consistently calls him George W. Bush Jr. The Jr. is not needed, because the lone middle initial distinguishes him from his father [[Wikipedia:George H. W. Bush|George H. W. Bush]]. This may just be a cultural thing, however, as Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] also calls him George Bush Jr.<ref>http://www.colesmithey.com/reviews/2010/03/green-zone.html</ref>

==ED edit==
In [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|an ED edit]], Chris invoked President Bush in order to fight the slanderous [[trolls]] at [[ED]].

{{quotebox|[[Darling|Dahlings]], by order of of President George Bush Junior, there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.

Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law.

From the Secreterial Desk of the White House,

The President, George Bush |Chris, pretending to be George Bush}}

Obviously, this had the complete opposite effect of what he had intended.

==In comics==
===Appearance in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]===
Despite Bush's refusal to help the Chandlers in 2004, Chris would honor him in [[2008]] by featuring him in the final issue of ''Sonichu'' produced before he left office. In it, Bush is seen tipping over a ladder being used by his eventual successor [[Barack Obama]] as he attempts to paint the White House black.

===Life and Times of Jesus Christ===
[[File:George Bush Enjoys the Play.jpg|thumb|150px|Bush in the play.]]
During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris wrote a play while behind bars. Scenes from the play were sold by [[OfficialCWCmart]] under the title [[The Life and Times of Jesus Christ]].

George Bush makes a cameo in the play, appearing watching a DVD of it during his second presidential term from 2005, with Bush laughing at a line of dialog.

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==See also==
*[[Barack Obama]]
*[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]
*[[Bob Chandler]]

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{{quote|I have no more campaigns to run. ''*clapping ensues*'' I know 'cuz I won both of 'em.|Barack Obama, 2015}}

{{quote|I think he’s a regular stand up [[Family Guy|family guy]].|Chris on Obama, [[Rollin' and Trollin']]}}

{{quote|Who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemnas?|[[IRC (18 December 2008)|Chris on voting for whoever reminds him of himself]]}}

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'''Barack Hussein Obama''' (born [[Pre-1980#1960s|4 August 1961]]) served as the 44th President of the [[United States of America]]. He was preceded by [[George W. Bush]] and was succeeded by [[Donald Trump]] on 20 [[January 2017]]. His vice president was [[Joe Biden]].

He appears briefly in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] in episode 17, painting the White House black. There was a popular joke where he did so after winning the presidential office. Chris obviously took this joke way too seriously, even [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview|believing it]] as an actual rumor about Obama.

Chris, while initially disliking Obama, felt he and Obama were much a lot alike, in that they were both discriminated against, essentially equating [[Kick the Autistic]] with actual racial discrimination. Chris admitted that after watching the [[Wikipedia:A&E Network|A&E]] documentary on Obama and [[Wikipedia:John McCain|John McCain]], he decided to vote for Obama because he felt he had more in common with him. In other words, Chris had no interest in or understanding of any of the campaign issues or the candidates' opinions on them.

Chris did a prearranged interview in the video [[Rollin' and Trollin']] where he spoke about how he liked Obama and made no mention of painting the White House black.

On New Year's Eve 2009, Chris claimed to have "snail-mailed" Barack Obama asking to make [[homos|homo]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]] [[Chris and the Law|illegal]], [[Chris and the Law|with involvement from the FBI and jail sentences]].<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref>

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==White House gag==
[[Image:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's brilliant political satire in action. See, it's funny, because Bush is known to poke his political rivals with a broom.]]

This page was removed from CWC's site along with the comic pages featuring pornography; the pornographic pages were restored in the Luv Shack, but the Obama page remained removed.

While still a U.S. Senator, Obama made a cameo appearance in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], featured in one of the multitude of bizarre elevator gags seen as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] ascend to the top of the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building. Inexplicably, the entire White House is contained on the 51st floor, where Obama is painting the exterior black. Below, Senator [[Wikipedia:John McCain|John McCain]] (R-AZ), who ran against Obama in the 2008 Presidential race, chides Obama for presuming to redecorate the White House before actually securing the election. Senator [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary Clinton]] (D-NY), who would later become Obama's Secretary of State, and [[Wikipedia:Sarah Palin|Sarah Palin]], McCain's running mate and then-Governor of Alaska, also look on with annoyance.

From inside the White House, then-President [[George W. Bush]] notices Obama's audacious paintjob, and takes matters into his own hands. Using a broom, he tips over Obama's ladder. The implied extent of Obama's injuries from the fall is left up to the imagination of the reader.

Obama is wearing a [[Wikipedia:kufi|kufi]], which is a traditional west African hat associated with Muslims. This is probably the result of Chris seeing photos of Obama wearing a kufi that have been released.

==See also==
*[[George W. Bush]] - His predecessor
*[[Pmurt|Donald J. Trump]] - His successor
*[[Joe Biden]] - His vice president and his successor's successor
*[[Niggos]]

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Barbara Chandler

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{{Unreliable|type=cred|Barb has a long history of [[LoveYouLongTime_E-mails,_2011-2012#Borb_vs_MAGfest|manipulating]] people.|She might also have dementia or some other cognitive disability. Alternatively, she may be faking dementia symptoms on camera.}}
{{Honest}}
{{Misinfo|Barb has not been confirmed to have dementia.|includegossip = yes}}

{{quote|I am close to my mother, but I would advise some space between you and your mother. And I recommend [[Love Quest|finding yourself]] a Girlfriend/Sweetheart to remain with in your later years of life. Mama's not gonna be around forever.|Chris feigns giving advice to a ''Sonichu'' fan.<ref>[[Mailbag 13#Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud...]]</ref>}}

{{quote|She [[Death threats|threatens to kill me]] in her episode of emotional rage.|Chris, on Barbara's reaction to his early [[transgender]] identity.<ref name="jackie26">[[Jackie E-mails 26]].</ref>}}

{{quote|Barbara was more of a “Guilty Pleasure” waifu|Chris [[Chris and escapism#Roleplaying|roleplaying]] as Magi-Chan, demonstrating his [[Chris and sex#Incest|Oedipus complex]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a "guilty pleasure" waifu]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I told Barbara about <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Mia Hamm]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>, and Barbara literally propotioned [sic] me for sex by telling me, "I would have had sex with you myself, Christian." And in one aspect of her unconsciousness, Barbara had considered me being a replacement for Mister C. [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life.2C_poor_health_and_death|after September 6, 2011.]]

So, yeah, Barbara, in a way, did become an emotional burden on I.|Chris, implying some blame on Barbara for the [[Affair with Mother]].<ref name=jailletter11may></ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|name = Barbara Chandler
|image = Barb2025-closeup.jpg
|birthname = Barbara Ann Weston
|aliases = Barb Bobcat [[Obesity|Snorlax]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Sugar Darling]] Barbie Barbie Chan<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Decent flashlight]]</ref> lady friend<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]</ref> Merlin<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|year = 1941
|month = 10
|day = 1
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|gender = {{gender|gender = female}}
|religion = Presbyterian
|spouse = Ran Coleman Yeatts Sr. (1961–1963, divorce) Walter Jerome Harmon Jr. (1968-1980, divorce) [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] (1980–2011, his death)
|children = [[Cole Smithey|Joseph Cole Smithey]] [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
|father = Joseph Otto "Joe" Weston (1896–1955)
|mother = Carrie Edna Wynn (1911–1968)
|occupation = Magician's assistant (1967-1976) Substitute English teacher (Early 1960s) Office worker (retired)
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|highschool|cn}}, {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}
}}

'''Barbara 'Barb' Weston Chandler'''<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> (''née'' '''Weston''', formerly '''Yeatts''' and '''Smithey'''; born 1 {{w|1941#October|October 1941}}<ref name=Harvey155>https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) is the widow of [[Bob Chandler]] and the mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]</ref> She has not won the award since.

Though Bob has remained relatively popular with [[trolls]] and Christorians alike, the same cannot be said for Barbara, who has been consistently disliked by nearly everyone but Chris and her late husband – with many members of her own family distancing themselves from her at least since at least the funeral of one of [[Aunt Corrina|Chris's aunts]]. Whereas Bob eventually recognized his shortcomings as a parent to Chris and attempted to correct them late into his life, Barbara has consistently been one of the biggest enablers of Chris's bad behavior since he was a child, on top of emotionally manipulating, threatening, and on occasion physically abusing him (elements which Chris would turn around and use on her later in her life). Barbara has been instrumental in turning Chris into the spoiled manchild that he is, and like Bob before her, has encouraged him not to seek a serious career path in favor of [[Monthly tugboat|getting welfare off of his condition]], in spite of the fact that he could get a minimum-wage job and still qualify for welfare.

It has long been suspected that she has some form of narcissistic personality disorder, which goes hand-in-hand with what we know about her neglectful to abusive relationship with Chris, along with his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who received a much worse treatment from her. Her hoarding habits also indirectly lead to the [[2014 house fire]], as sparks from a coffee maker that had no business being plugged into an extension cord in the bathroom burned the paper, plastic, and wood in the room before engulfing the house, and much of the [[Financhu Crisis]] is subsequently on her.

For much of the Classic Era of Christory, Barbara was extremely obese and napped a lot (earning her the nickname "{{w|Snorlax}}," after the fat, sleepy [[Pokémon]] of the same name), but she has since shed a ton of weight in her twilight years. This sharp loss of weight, loss of hair color, and knowledge of her son's status as a living internet meme all factored into her role in appearing in multiple begging videos.

On 27 [[June 2021]], Chris began [[Affair with Mother|an incestuous relationship with Barbara]],<ref>[[WCT DMs#New sweetheart]]</ref> claiming to have sex every three nights.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Every three nights]]</ref> A month later, on 27 [[July 2021]],<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref> Chris decided to brag about the identity of his sexual partner [[Incest Call|in a call over the Signal app]] and [[Incest Texts|in text messages]] the following day. The material was leaked to the general public at approximately past midnight on 30 July; later that morning, a [[welfare check]] was conducted at [[14 Branchland Court]], and as a result, Chris was [[ban]]ned from the house and from contact with Barbara for a week, and Barbara was sent to the hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=nullsummary>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Summing Up Post-Incest Leak]]</ref> On 1 August, [[Incest Arrest|Chris was arrested]] at [[Regency Inn Richmond]] and charged with incest.<ref>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref>

Barbara returned to her residence at some point in [[August 2021]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref><ref>[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara both visited<ref name=gl>[[Goddess Log]]</ref> and wrote him a letter in [[October 2021]] during his stay in jail.<ref name=25letter>[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]]</ref>

In [[November 2021]], Barbara failed to yield the right-of-way while driving<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> and was injured in a car crash from which she suffered two broken ribs and a concussion and her van was wrecked,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Confirming Car Crash]]</ref> and she was helped to recover from it by extended family members.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref>

Barbara and Chris no longer live together, with Barbara continuing to reside in [[Ruckersville]] and Chris moving to [[Big Island]], VA.

==Spelling of name==
Barbara's high school yearbook and both her marriage licenses spell her full maiden name as ''Barbara '''Ann''' Weston'', as do other sources like Harvey Powers's genealogical website<ref name=Harvey155/> (her divorce decree omits the middle name entirely). Chris, however, usually (though not consistently) spells her name as ''Barbara '''Anne''' Weston Chandler'' with an e. This may be because he believes she is named after [[Anne Boleyn]].

Barbara's name is misspelled as "Barbra" in the [[Emergency Protective Order]] filed against Chris in [[July 2021]].

==Early life==
{{Quote|Her life was a Redneck Simple Country one. She had mastered sewing, mending, and making clothes and other farm-life facets and Church-Going habits.|Chris describes his mother's childhood<ref name=jailletter11may>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Barb1960.jpg|thumb|left|Barbara's senior photo from high school. While she looks pretty here, she would not age well.]]

Barbara is the fifth child (out of eight) of Joseph Otto "Joe" Weston (1896–1955), a lifelong [[RandomSong1|farmer]] and carpenter and Carrie Edna Wynn (1911–1968), a housewife and later a shoe company worker in Lynchburg.<ref>https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:3Q9M-C958-RFTD?i=1&cc=2377565&personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AQVRC-X438</ref> They married in February 1927, when Carrie was 15 years old and Joseph [[Pedofork|was 30]]. They lied about their ages in their marriage certificate.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html</ref><ref>https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:3Q9M-CSZT-H9QK-J?cc=1726957</ref> Joe died in 1955, after falling from a horse-drawn wagon.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html</ref> Barb's maternal grandfather was an alcoholic moonshiner, who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for her mother's family.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180425032751/http://www.harveypowers.com:80/wynn/wynn/d118.html</ref> For whatever reason, Barb believes that she is descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], but this is impossible given that Elizabeth I, Boleyn's only daughter, died without an heir. She also thinks that a more recent ancestor named [[Daniel Weston]] boarded the ''Mayflower'', but no such person exists.

[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|Barb, emboldened by her hoard, evolved into a Snorlax over time.]]

Barb grew up in a low-income farming household in [[Wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]], a rural area in the far south of the state. An early memory from when she was two years old was seeing her father covered in silver paint, having fallen off the roof of their house while painting it and nearly killed himself.<ref name=jailletter11may></ref> She graduated from {{w|Randolph-Henry High School}} in {{w|Charlotte Court House, Virginia}} in 1960. Due to family poverty, she was obliged to sew her own clothing.<ref name=younger>[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref> While at Randolph-Henry, she was treasurer of her school's chapter of the [[Women's rights|Future Homemakers of America]], a reporter of the Randolph-Henry safety bus patrol, a typist for her school yearbook, ''The Log'', and a member of the [[Spanish]] Club. She was also a member of many other school organizations, suggesting that she was very involved in extracurricular activities while in high school. She was also known for her perfect attendance record from her sophomore through her senior years of high school. According to her senior yearbook, her nickname in high school was Bobcat.

Barb had two boyfriends in high school, one of whom was [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Tom Ashby]], who would later marry her younger sister Harriet. According to a [[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up|Facebook status]] Chris wrote on 29 January 2012, Barbara lost her virginity during her high school years. Why Chris knows this is anyone's guess, although it's possible that he learned the basic principles of [[Honest Content]] from Mommy Dearest. In a jail letter from 10 May 2022, however, Chris denies that Barbara ever had sex with her high school boyfriends, although he claims that her sisters accused her of doing so.<ref name=jailletter11may></ref>

According to a [[Incest Texts|leaked message]] to [[Bella]], Barbara has had sex with eight different men over the course of her life (not including Chris). Chris claims she told him that she has never [[mass debating|masturbated]].

Shortly after graduating from high school in 1960, Barb left Red Oak and, "...decided to set off on her own... [[Love Quest|in search for romance and her future]]." Apparently, she left in order to go to college, breaking off her relationship with Tom, who was one year her junior. After Barb moved away, "her siblings, cousins, and others in Redoak" began to spread rumors about her and call her a slut in her absence. Around this time her mother also disowned her.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Chris has scabies too]]</ref> As it turned out, her relationship with her family would never get much better. Barb's relationship with Harriet and Tom is especially strained. Chris stated in a leaked video that he and his mother are not liked by the members of the Weston family who have outlived Corrina.<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barb majored in "accounting and numbers."<ref name=younger></ref> Where Barb attended college is unknown, but it may have been {{w|Wake Forest College}}, where her future first husband, Ran Coleman Yeatts, was studying at the time. Wherever it was, she probably dropped out in 1961, when he graduated and married her. Her divorce report with Jerry and marriage certificate to Bob both say that she had not completed any years of college education.

==Cole and his various fathers==
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|left|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

From approximately 1961 through 1980, Barbara lived in [[Richmond]]. At one point, she aspired to be an English teacher and occasionally filled in for other teachers as a substitute.<ref>[[Regina_e-mails#Chris_answers_a_bunch_of_questions,_is_still_a_virgin]]</ref><ref>[[Rental_House_Tour#Barb's_family_heritage]]</ref> Ultimately, however, she ended up working in a series of secretarial roles, including at {{w|Reynolds Metals Company International Headquarters|Reynolds Metals Company}}.<ref>[[Miyamoto_emails#A_Word_from_Snorlax]]</ref>

Over the course of Barb's adult life prior to meeting Bob, she had relationships with five men, three of whom are known by name.<ref name=jailletter11may>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

Barbara gave birth to [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is.

Based on his experiences with various stepfathers, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] thinks that Barbara has a "...proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates."<ref name="coleemail2">[[:File:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]</ref> The use of "scurrilous" in this statement makes no sense, suggesting [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] tries to use [[Chris and English|big]] words to impress people – a family trait, perhaps.

===Ran Coleman Yeatts===
[[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|right|Cole's [[TRUE and HONEST]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts Sr., from the 1961 Wake Forest College yearbook.]]
[[Image:Barb1961WeddingPortrait.png|thumb|left|Barbara in her wedding dress at age 19, June 1961]]

Records found by Cole in Richmond show that Barb married one '''Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts''', a personnel analyst for DPT, on June 17, 1961. Yeatts was born on 27 December 1939 in {{w|Pittsylvania County, Virginia}} but grew up in {{w|South Hill, Virginia|South Hill}}, a town about 35 miles east of Red Oak which also happens to be the hometown of Barb's mother Carrie and her moonshiner dad. Yeatts graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}} from South Hill in 1957 and later that year he was enrolled at {{w|Wake Forest College}} in {{w|Winston-Salem, North Carolina}} (now Wake Forest University).<ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28659?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=94&r=0&xywh=2347%2C1534%2C681%2C414</ref><ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28685?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=77&r=0&xywh=1396%2C1140%2C926%2C414</ref><ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28686?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=81&r=0&xywh=460%2C1252%2C1363%2C609</ref><ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28677?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=64&r=0&xywh=2241%2C1842%2C1441%2C875</ref> An {{w|Alpha Sigma Phi}} brother, he graduated from Wake Forest with a BA degree in human resources management in spring 1961, a few months before he and Barb married.<ref>http://www.archive.org/stream/howler1960wake/howler1960wake_djvu.txt</ref> Coincidentally, Bob Chandler was also living in Winston-Salem around the same time, where he was married to Patricia Faye Harley and working as an engineer.

According to their marriage certificate, Ran, a technician for The Virginia State Highway Department, was living in Richmond at the time of the marriage, while Barb, a secretary for Glidden Company of Richmond, was still living in Red Oak. Although however, two newspaper articles from April and June 1961 stated that Barb was already living in Richmond. They were married at a Baptist church in {{w|Wylliesburg, Virginia}} near Red Oak (which the divorce documents misspell as "Sylliesburg").

A divorce was granted to Barb on 15 May 1963, at which point she was pregnant with Cole and living in Richmond. The decree states that Ran deserted her on 28 April 1962, although the final digit in "1962" appears to have been altered from a "3". The divorce license lists zero children. Cole was born two months later, on 24 July 1963.

To further fuel Cole's rage, Yeatts would visit him during his childhood and be introduced as a "friend of the family".<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /> After Cole hired a private detective, Barbara hung up on him when he called to ask about his father.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />

Yeatts later remarried and died aged 67 on 6 June 2007. His obituary in the ''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' makes no mention of Cole or Barb, although it indicates that Ran had a grandson also named Cole.<ref>[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/timesdispatch/name/ran-yeatts-obituary?id=5417433 Ran Yeatts Obituary]</ref>

Per the [[Cole Smithey E-mails]], it appears that Barb's nickname for Ran was '''"Ramblin' Randy"''', although there is a slim chance that nickname refers to another ex-lover of Barb's whom we know nothing about.

<center><gallery>
File:BarbYeattsEngagementNewspaper.png|April 1961 - Charlotte Gazette newspaper about Barb and Ran's engagement announcement.
File:June1961MarriageArticleOfWestonYeatts.png|June 1961 - Richmond Times Dispatch newspaper about Barb and Ran's marriage announcement.
File:1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.jpeg|1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license
File:1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.jpeg|1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce
</gallery></center>

===Jack Smithey===
Barb insists that Cole's father is '''Jack Dale Smithey,''' to whom she claims she was once married. However, Cole was unable to find a marriage license for the couple or any photographs from their alleged wedding.<ref name="coleemail2" /> Indeed, Christorians have been frustrated in their efforts to locate any such evidence; their ability and persistence in documenting everything Chris-adjacent rivals that of any private detective. In 1995, Cole's friend, syndicated cartoonist {{w|Ted Rall}}, made an Internet post questioning the whereabouts of Jack Dale Smithey. According to the post, Smithey lived in Richmond in 1963 (the year Cole was born) and was a Merchant Marine. He later worked as a trucker for Pilot Trucking in North Carolina but had not been heard of since 1964.<ref>http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/SURNAMES/1995-04/0798938259</ref> Cole eventually hired a private detective who tracked down Jack Smithey in {{w|Sarasota, Florida}}.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

Although there is no hard evidence that Barb was ever married to Jack, newspaper articles from the 1960s indicate that she used the surname Smithey up until she married Jerry Harmon in 1968. According to Barbara (as quoted by Chris), she and Jack had a "fancy" wedding which was attended by her sisters and mother. Chris told Cole that Barbara considers Jack "a total drunk and loser".<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

In [[July 2021]], (in the middle of his incestuous affair with her), Chris asked Barbara about her relationship with Jack.

{{quote|Short story of it is that Jack and Barbie went out, sexed up, knocked her up.

Then he hit the road; was not in it to be a daddy. The life on the open road called out to him more.|Chris on Jack}}

Chris also mentioned that no photos of Jack were kept at home, though they did have photos of Jerry.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Barbara's ex]]</ref>

Jack died in 2010 at the age of 81 in Winston-Salem.

===Jerry Harmon===
[[Image:JerryHarmonandBarb.PNG|thumb|Jerry Harmon performing magic tricks with Barb assisting him, December 1968.]]
[[Image:Jerry_Harmon_WRVA_Bio.JPG|thumb|Jerry's employee bio in a booklet published by radio station WRVA, 1950.]]

'''Walter Jerome "Jerry" Harmon, Jr.''' was Barbara's second (or third) ex-husband and the alleged sinister stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], Chris's older half-brother. Jerry was born on July 1st, 1931 in {{w|Springfield, Massachusetts}} but grew up in {{w|Millboro, Virginia}} and later Richmond. Jerry's father died when he was 18 months old.<ref name="HarmonVDAdamo">https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/va-supreme-court-records-vol195/14/</ref> Much like Bob, Jerry had a technical background; he had graduated from {{w|Capitol Technology University}} (then Capital Radio Engineering Institute) in {{w|Laurel, Maryland}} and worked as a {{w|Broadcast_engineering|broadcast engineer}} at local radio station WRVA around 1950.<ref>https://worldradiohistory.com/Archive-Station-Albums/WRVA-25th-II.pdf WRVA 25th Anniversary booklet, W. Jerome "Jerry" Harmon bio top center of page 8.</ref> In April 1951, Jerry fathered a child out of wedlock with Nancy Louise Janetos. The mother offered the child up for adoption until she and Jerry married in September of 1951. The couple eventually regained custody of their baby in 1953 following a legal case ''Harmon v. D'Adamo''<ref name="HarmonVDAdamo" /> that was taken all the way to the Virginia Supreme Court. At some point, Jerry ended up in the military, which Cole has written about in two articles. According to Cole, Jerry was a combat medic during the Korean War before switching his role to train his soldiers in specialized combat techniques, such as decapitation using piano wire (with watermelons standing in for actual heads during this training). He was also a captain in the Civil Air Patrol and would pilot planes during and after the Korean War. One time, he was injured after crash-landing his plane during a fighter pilot mission in Korea.

According to the adoption court case records, Jerry wished to further study medicine at {{w|University of Richmond}}, though it is unclear if this ever happened. Somewhat ironically, while married to Barb, Jerry served in different roles with the Richmond [[Chris and mental healthcare|Mental Health]] Association,<ref>https://www.newspapers.com/image/829546397/?terms=%22Jerry%20Harmon%22%20&match=1 Richmond Times-Dispatch 28 Jan 1973</ref> where he was known for building a model of the human nervous system, which he brought to speaking engagements.

Barbara claims to have married Jerry after her relationships with Jack Dale Smithey and Ran Coleman Yeatts. However, in the course of Cole's investigation into his family history, he was unable to find a marriage certificate.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /> That being said, there is a divorce record which claims that Jerry and Barbara married on 18 June 1968 in Washington D.C. and divorced on 7 January 1980 after one year of living apart, three weeks before Bob had divorced his first wife Patricia. In a Facebook comment from 2020, Cole claims that Jerry adopted him in 1966.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976</ref><ref name="colesmithey">https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html</ref>

{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />}}
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{{quote|He might not have been the best dad, but Jerry was a humanitarian, as evidenced by his actions.|Cole being more charitable towards Jerry.<ref name="colesmithey" />}}
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[[Image:JerryBarb&Cole.jpg|thumb|Jerry Harmon with Barbara and young Cole in late 1960s/early 1970s]]
In both his article "[[Saturday Night Special]]" and "[[Operation Snowball|Operation Snowball: My First Career in Show Business]]," Cole would further elaborate on his first stepfather in his early life and later life (look above). According to Cole, Jerry was a professional magician for decades since he was 20, was a dedicated {{w|Freemasonry|freemason}} and was an active member of the Invisible Lodge. Jerry lived with Barbara in a second-floor apartment adjacent to the campus of Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond during the early 1970s. Jerry allegedly kept a gun in his nightstand drawer, which his stepson would play with, and was out cheating on his wife when an intruder came to the apartment, forcing Barb to retrieve and fire the gun to scare them off. The shot ricocheted off the floor and the apartment's steel door and nearly killed Cole as a result, hitting the wall a hair's breadth behind his head. Cole would later remove the first article from his blog.

Cole describes how Jerry, Barb, and himself took part in an annual traveling magic show which performed at mental hospitals and veteran hospitals in Virginia every [[Christmas]] season from 1967 to 1976. The trio performed under the name of "King Karnak, Barbie, and Cole". Each show would end with Jerry chopping off Barb's head with a guillotine. During this time and later of his life, Jerry worked as a radio announcer for WEZS radio station. Cole claimed that the former Virginia Governor {{w|Mills Godwin}} would pilot them around in a Cessna Twin-Engine plane to their magic show and Jerry would sometimes pilot the plane.

Cole would further elaborate more about Jerry. He was an ambulance driver for the Richmond volunteer rescue squad; he also taught [[Jerkop|police recruits]] Standard First Aid before he began working for the mental health agency headquartered at Monument Avenue. Cole even said that Jerry cared about mental health movements so much that the whole purpose for the magic show performance at local hospitals were to provide entertainment for the patients, war veteran patients and mentally ill patients. Aside from this, Jerry was also the owner of his own company Karnak Enterprises, which specializes in production work, special effects and entertainment.<ref name="colesmithey" /><ref>https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976</ref><ref name=sjf>http://sjf.stparchive.com/Archive/SJF/SJF01221981P08.php</ref> Interestingly, Jerry married a woman named Rose LaNora Lotts in 1981, whom he first met when she was employed as an assistant for his "King Karnak" act, suggesting that she replaced Barb in more ways than one.<ref name=sjf></ref>

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File:JerryAndBarbDivorce.png|1980 1 7 - Barb and Jerry's divorce record
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==Life with Bob==
{{quote|He is only interested in making things look like he did 'em, it was his idea and I really didn't have anything to do with it. Even when I help him. I get no credit for anything. He never gives me credit to my face. Or if he's talking to anybody else. Just like he tells you sometimes, “Well I don't get no help from your mother.”|Barb ranting about her husband to Chris<ref>[[Kacey Call 15]]</ref>}}

[[File:Bob&BarbMay2000.png|thumb|Nearly happy looking Borb in 2000]]
[[File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|thumb|1980 6 7 - Borb's marriage license]]

[[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and Barbara met at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader)<ref>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> one night in 1979. Barbara was there with friends and [[Bob]] was singing.<ref name=annivspecial>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref> Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, vividly recalled them being a pair of drunken dumbasses.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." They married in 1980.<ref name=annivspecial></ref> Chris claims that, "Barbara, In her own words, Married him because 'He owned a house'."<ref name=jailletter11may></ref> Later that year Bob was transferred from Richmond to [[Charlottesville]]. They settled in the outlying suburb of [[Ruckersville]].

Barbara worked for several years as a finance secretary for numerous companies and businesses, included Virginia Power (VEPCO, today called [[Wikipedia:Dominion Energy|Dominion Energy]]) and First North American National Bank (partnered with {{w|Circuit City}}.)<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Date_with_Emily#Eating_spaghetti_and_conversing_(0:36:49%E2%80%930:44:46):~:text=Bob%3A%20And%20uh%2C%20she%20worked%20for%2C%20um%2CCircuit%20City%20for%20a%20while%20before%20she%20retired.</ref>
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In September [[1993]], Chris and Bob moved from Ruckersville to Chesterfield County near Richmond so that Chris would be able to attend middle school at a mainstream school.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> Barbara did not accompany them and remained in Ruckersville. Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job until retirement and that she still visited Bob and Chris every weekend during the time she lived separately from them. After going into retirement when Chris was in the eighth grade (early 1996), Barbara came to live with her husband and son in Chesterfield.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

With both Barbara and Bob retired, they spent their twilight years from 2000 onward living in their Ruckersville home with Chris. It is difficult to ascertain what their relationship was like, but sources such as the tour of the house would suggest that Chris's parents neglected the [[14_Branchland_Court|family home]] and spent most of their time apart in separate areas of the house. According to Chris, Barbara had not had sex with Bob for at least two decades before his death. They began sleeping in different rooms sometime around the mid-2000s "because they're not as close as they should, used to or can be".<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> It can be presumed that as they got older, they grew more distant, but never to the point of wanting a divorce.

Barbara became a widow on 6 September 2011 when Bob died.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref>

==Relations with Chris==

[[File:Barbara1993cropped.png|thumb|Barb c. 1993.]]
[[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|Age was not kind to Barb.]]

===Abuse and manipulation===
{{quote|And he told me of mom saying she was going to pack up and leave the house, then I ran downstairs, finding her on the couch; she was soo miserable and sad; she talked of Wanting to Die, "you don't even have to change my clothes, you can just bury me in what I have on." I was soo sad and crying and soo sorry for the way I misbehaved; we hugged and made up a bit.|An example of Barb's manipulation.<ref name=magfest>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref>}}

Barb has had a long history of abusing and/or [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] her children. For example, she has often used threats of suicide to guilt Chris into obeying her whims. When Bob and Chris once tried to discuss cleaning the hoard with Barb, she responded by threatening suicide.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Barb's Hoarding]]</ref>
She also threatened suicide to her family during the [[Ivy]] Saga, supposedly as a response to the stress she was going through.<ref name="IvyQ&A"/>

In an episode from 2011, when Chris failed to book himself a hotel room for [[MAGfest]], due to being broke, and planned to sleep in his car,<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 29]]</ref> Barb prevented him from going by pointing out the, "...crime risk and chilly temperatures," threatening to lock him out of their house, claiming that she would pack up and leave, and later told him she wanted to die. After Chris folded and went to his room to cry about it, she gave him a "half-payment of a copy of DC Universe Online to make up for not allowing [him] to go."<ref name=magfest></ref> Later that year, after Chris became a [[tomgirl]], Barb tried to stop him from wearing dresses and make-up by telling him she feared he would kill her. She then ordered him to sit down, and she cut his hair.<ref name="jackie26"></ref>

In addition, Barb has used the specter of old age for her own gain, by manipulating Chris into thinking she will have a heart attack. This tactic has been used so often that Chris will panic and call 911 if Barb does not answer the phone when he calls her to check up on her when he is out of the house.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Welfare Check on Barbara]]</ref> When Barb and Chris were both arrested for [[assault and battery]], Chris was extremely worried about her health, saying in an email:

{{quotebox|My mother fought the police in my defense, and she was handcuffed and I was emotionally distraught, I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED, until an ambulance came for my mother to take her to UVA Hospital; she was okay, but her Blood Pressure was high.

I prayed a LOT to Jesus for my release and safe return home with my mother. And I banged the cell door with both my feet while lying on a folding mattress on the floor (to get those bastards to let me see and talk to my mother

Only after seeing my mother in her suit pass by my second cell, did I start to calm down. I was REALLY WORRIED about my mother and her health. She Needed Me, and I Needed Her.}}

[[Marvin]] summed up Chris's relationship with Barb:

{{quoteboxgreen|Well, I don't think they talk very much. However, no, Chris is Barb's hand servant. She screams for him and he comes running. She has him change the newspaper the dogs shit on, she has him run errands to bring her stuff, and she used to have him haul her goodwill crap to the car, and then from the car into the house.

''...''

I think Barb's yelling has gotten much less frequent nowadays. It seems like she's pretty feeble nowadays. Chris is just as scared of Barb as he used to be though. I don't think he realizes how much power he has over Barb nowadays.

They're really physically affectionate in a strange way. Chris is pretty touchy feely with women because of habits he learned by spending time with Barb.<ref name=qualified>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Barb and Chris]]</ref>}}

After Bob died, Barb's abuse of Chris escalated. According to Marvin, she treated him as a hand servant and forced him to be on-call at all times. Around [[2013]], she forced Chris to move out of his bedroom, specifically so she could bark orders at him more efficiently, by throwing a tantrum and wrecking his possessions.

{{quoteboxgreen|a few months to a year before the fire, Chris stopped being permitted to sleep separately from Barb, in his bedroom. He had to sleep closer to Barb, because she needed to be able to yell for him to go to [[sheetz]] and buy her crap, and he wasn't able to hear her up in his bedroom. He kind of tried to resist at first, but then she got super pissed and threw a tantrum. She wrecked his room and like flipped everything over because he was trying to sleep on his own.<ref name=qualified/>}}

===Financial exploitation===
{{quote|she is also being Very Annoying. “Christine, Let’s put this random good item on eBay. I REALLY Need the Money for not only my bill payments, but also, we need more food here. I am greedy too.”

“OH! You sold something of Yours? I Want $50 From That”, she is constantly pestering and bugging me. Nowadays, Nearly every time she comes downstairs to talk or chill, my Impulsive, Subconscious feeling of her presence is Cringe and “Oh, No! She’s gonna Bug Me Again of the Da** Finances Again!”|Chris<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts]]</ref>}}

===Pampering===
{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his {{w|Oedipus complex}}.<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Yes, dear.|Chris, addressing Barb<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]</ref>}}

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File:Parenting Interview 001.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz.
File:Parenting Interview 002.jpg|The second page.
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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|[[Affair with Mother|Horrifyingly qualifies as foreshadowing.]]]]

According to Cole, Bob and Barbara left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]] while going out drinking, effectively ignoring the manifestation of the earliest symptoms of autism.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> After Chris's initial diagnosis, and after their negligence was inevitably thrown back in their face, Barbara resorted to any means necessary to coax Chris into talking, most notoriously by bribing him with toys.<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref>

[[Image:ImWorkingOnIt.png|thumb|left|Chris and Barbara in an intimate moment. A less subtle case of foreshadowing.]]

While both of Chris's parents are largely responsible for his current state, Barb has more often than not been the most active in protecting Chris from recognizing any failure or shortcoming on his part, doing everything from being his sole commission with [[Cutco]] to going as his date to his [[Manchester High School#The Senior Prom|senior prom]].

This pattern of accountability continues even into Chris's adult years. On at least two occasions, most notably after he was banned permanently, Barbara visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] attempting to protect and defend her little snowflake and argue his case with [[Michael Snyder]], but to no avail.

Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]</ref> She also told Chris that the reason he often "blanks out" or gets confused is not that he is an absent-minded, slothful buffoon, but that he is a "[[Chris and art|creative genius]] and is simply overwhelmed by having so many creative ideas".<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref>

However, it seems that even Barb has her limits. Like Bob, she was [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|ashamed of Chris's effeminate escapades]], claiming that she did not raise a daughter, and that "tomgirl" is not a thing. [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|She tried and failed]] to get Chris to stop wearing a bra and panties, even offering to pay him to stop.

===Chris and the Internet===
As first evidenced by the "GAMe PLACe/4Chan picture" incident, Barbara has some concerns over Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and [[28 October 2011|go to prison]]. Given some of the violent states of some of his videos and Chris's [[Arrest|track record]], she is probably not too far from the truth. She also felt Chris could be vulnerable to entrapment, as she tried to discourage Chris from meeting with [[Blanca]] because she thought it was possible Blanca would have ended up being part of a sting operation that could have resulted in Chris's arrest.<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref> As it turned out, Blanca was not real and was only a persona cooked up by Internet [[trolls]] seeking to humiliate Chris. She tried to screen another suspicious troll by interrogating [[Ivy]] for about half an hour, but ultimately let her speak to Chris.<ref name="IvyQ&A">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> Barbara even seems to suspect that [[Megan Schroeder]], one of the few women Chris has known who ''was not'' out to troll him, is partially responsible for the persecution he has endured over the years.

===Intimate behavior===
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

From [[LittleBigPlanet]] [[Autism Tutorial Part 2]], Chris advised the parents of autistic children to "give them hugs..., even if they don't want to" and mentioned that Barb never stopped hugging him as a child, even when he didn't want to and then "eventually felt the love". Some children with ASD struggle with physical closeness regardless of the context. This experience may have decreased Chris's sense of personal space & boundaries, thinking that it's normal to hug, kiss, and touch females without their consent, even after they have explicitly told him not to.

{{quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.|[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|One result of Barb's parenting choices, as explained by Chris in August 2016.]]}}

To cap off their relationship, Chris revealed in private conversations with multiple people that Barb has spooned with him.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M ''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!'' (YouTube)]</ref>

From [[Arthur Spatchcock]], on Chris sharing a bed with his mother:

{{quoteboxred|Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addendum that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home [[DStecks|until he got that grand]] he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20190423212237/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-4-11-e-begging-intensifies.19356/page-5</ref>}}

In August 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] observed Chris and Barb in public during a court hearing:<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Barb and Chris are way too physically intimate. It's one thing to describe their creepy relationship, it's quite another to watch it IRL. They hold hands and Chris is always putting his arm around her and rubbing her shoulders sensually. That's shit I'd do to someone I'd want to bang. Not a family member. It's weird.}}

{{quote|I am not a "Bates". OMG.|Chris, in denial<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>}}

[[File:Home.png|thumb|right|{{w|Apocalypse Now|"The horror. The horror."}}]]

Barb's habit of cuddling with Chris had been going on since Bob was alive, and he knew of it, but, due to Barb's manipulation, he was not able to stop her.<ref>http://archive.is/zwWV9</ref> In [[August 2016]], Chris [[Honest content|admitted]] to having [[Chris and sex#Dreams of sex with Barb|incestuous fantasies about Barb]], prompting further analysis of their uncomfortably intimate relationship. Chris sometimes refers to her as [[Darling|"dear" or "darling"]], as he usually does for [[DoopieDoOver|would-be sweethearts]]. In his [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|April 2018 Twitch stream]], when Chris got his mother to reluctantly say "[[Random-access humor|turn me loose, you silly goose]]" after hugging him, he commented that she "used to do that more [[Chris and English|flirtingly]]".

In [[June 2021]], not long before his [[Affair With Mother|incestuous relationship]] with his mom allegedly began, Chris, [[Honest Content|completely unprompted]], claimed in a [[Facebook]] post that he and Barb had never slept in the same bed:<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#CPU stuff and Barb]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Also, during the time my mom and I slept in my bedroom, we slept in Separate Furniture; she slept on the couch, and I slept in the bed. She and I Never ever had slept in the same bed together during those short months between ‘11 and ‘12.

Never in the same bed. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

Throughout 2021, Chris was feeling several instances of sexual frustration, hitting on [[MKRNightVee|several]] [[Annie Ikenberry|women]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|of]] [[Fiona|interest]]. It has gotten to the point where Chris would release all of this sexual tension on Barbara in mid-June, where he would continuously have sexual intercourse with her every three days. The context in which this has all happened is hazy at best, as information on the affair primarily came from the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]] where he describes incestuous acts, and a few leaked chats Chris had with people. Throughout his affair with Barbara, Chris would hint at having such an affair online, calling Barbara a "sweetheart over 50". Sometime after the call and texts were leaked, several concerned observers would contact authorities about the affair, leading to his separation from Barbara, and later, his arrest.

===Post-incest===
{{quote|the Legal prerequisite for my return Home to the [[Sonichu Temple]] is the relocation of Barbara. But Barb is being a Majorly Stubborn Individual in relocating her self.|A selfish Chris wishing for the removal of Barbara from her own home.<ref name=jul21letter>[[Jail Letter - 21 July 2022]]</ref>}}

{{quote|She married [[Bob|Robert]] for the fact he Had the House to Live in. [[Meditate]] on that. Also, Barb is literally a Zombie-Like Living Body with little remaining of Barbara (her Soul) within her anymore; that living body is Running on Fumes at this point.|Chris doubling down.<ref name=jul29letter>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>}}

[[File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021.jpg|thumb|200px|A drawing by Chris featuring himself with his mother, drawn in [[June 2022]] and depicting [[June 2021]].<ref name=honestportrait>[[Jail Art (reverse side)#An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021]]</ref>]]

According to Chris, Barbara visited<ref name=gl></ref> and wrote<ref name=25letter></ref> to him during [[October 2021]], while he was held in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on a charge of incest.

However, Chris developed resentment towards Barbara. This appears to come from two factors:

*Chris thinking Barbara should have been "interrogated" for her side of the [[Affair with Mother]].<ref name=jailletter11may></ref>

*Barbara declining to leave [[14 Branchland Court]] (Barbara's house in which he had lived), which Chris believed threw a wrench into his plan to return there. From his jail cell, Chris hatched schemes to try to compel Barbara to move out of the house: he tried to convince his business manager [[Caden Peck]] to call the police on Barbara for theoretical crimes from the past,<ref name=jul4>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref> to create a [[Kickstarter]] to raise $150,000 to pay off 14 Branchland's mortgage and pay "some" for Barbara to move to a nursing home, and to try to convince Barbara to leave.<ref name=jul21letter></ref> However, there is no evidence that Caden agreed to assist Chris. Chris also attempted to convince [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] and [[Helena Fiorenza]] to help with his fundraiser scheme, and they both balked at the idea.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (1)]]</ref>

Much of Chris's resentment of Barbara appears to follow from his stint at [[Western State Hospital]], suggesting that therapists there had discussed his mother with him - in a [[May 2022]] letter, Chris described Barbara using his [[CWC-isms|own spin]] on the phrase "Generational Trauma", a term used in psychological circles and with no known use by Chris beforehand.<ref name=jailletter11may></ref>

In [[June 2022]], Chris drew an art piece as a commission. It depicted [[June 2021]], with Chris falsely claiming he had [[foreknown]] he and Barbara were to become separated. He wrote a delusional and self-serving perspective on what he perceived to be his and Barbara's relationship moving forward:<ref name=honestportrait></ref>

{{quote|But, essentially, regardless of her past emotional manipulations and whatnot, I still cared and had patience when it came to tending to her care. Yet I could not escape emotions that she and I had already were drifting apart. And that had become more clear over the past year with her worsening handicaps and lethargy. I've realized, despite my efforts with her, she had become an emotional burden even moreso than before and was holding me back. But ultimately, to return to better progress, work and life, I have had to make the hard emotional choice to let her go. I've wept while writing this.}}

===After Chris's jail stint===
A major change that came from the summer 2021 incest is that Barbara and Chris no longer live together as of late [[July 2021]]. On the 30th, Chris was served an [[Emergency Protective Order]] [[ban]]ning him from 14 Branchland Court.<ref name=nullsummary></ref> After his nearly two-year stay in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on a charge of incest, Chris went to live at [[Gateway Homes]] for a brief time, then business manager [[Caden Peck]] financed a home in [[Big Island, VA]] in which Chris currently lives.

Chris has been observed returning to 14 Branchland Court. On 4 [[September 2023]], a [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] user photographed his [[Son-chu|car]] in the driveway.<ref>[[Fan visits#nemo1316]]</ref> On 7 [[November 2023]], another r/ChrisChanSonichu user claimed to have seen both Barbara and Chris at the house. The user alleged that Chris mentioned having taken Barbara shopping and that he was taking some belongings to his house.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#14 Branchland Court]]</ref> In [[April 2024]], ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'' creator GamerFromMars claimed that Chris had told him that he visits Barbara about once a month.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Interview comments]]</ref>

[[File:X - Kamala Harris 2024 sign1.jpeg|thumb|150px|Barbara seen at center window]]
Chris has also occasionally alluded to returning to the house on social media. On 22 [[April 2024]], he uploaded [[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]], which shows him gathering gravel in the driveway. In [[September 2024]], he posted photos of his custom-drawn [[yard]] sign supporting [[Kamala Harris]]'s run for the presidency; in one photo, Barbara can be glimpsed in the window. In [[November 2024]], Chris informed fans that his PO Box had been closed in error, and that they could send mail to 14 Branchland Court instead. Chris noted that either the mail would be forwarded to him, or he would personally retrieve it.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Lynchburg P.O. box closed]]</ref>

On 24 [[February 2025]], Barbara remarked about [[Chris's birthday]] to a fan who had stopped to view 14 Branchland Court. According to the fan, Barbara stepped out to ask why he was there, requested not to be filmed, then asked him when his birthday was before commenting, “I have a son, It’s his birthday today”. The fan snapped two photos of her approaching him.<ref name=feb2025photok>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Barb]]</ref><ref name=feb2025photor>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1iydxgo/clarifying_myself/ ([https://archive.fo/Nl2hd archive])</ref>

In [[May 2025]], Chris claimed to a ween that he had not seen Barbara for a few months, but that she calls him to ask what her bank balance is since she doesn't have easy access to it.<ref name=walt>[[Walt's call with cwc! 2/17/25]]</ref>

==Pets==
{{quote|They both need some serious training, and my mom recently met, and flirted with, a verified "Smith" who is a pro dog trainer. He offered to train the beagles for a discount from his original rate.|Chris in [[2012]]<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Dogs]]</ref>}}
As of [[March 2024]], Barbara's pets are the beagle [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]] and some of the [[Chandler Cats]]. Barbara has a history of neglect towards the pets.

Clover, as well as her deceased brother Snoopy, were acquired as puppies by Barbara and Chris. It had been Barbara's idea to get a beagle for a pet, and Chris eventually agreed to it.<ref>[[May 2012 Facebook posts#These poor fucking dogs]]</ref> Snoopy was officially Barbara's, while Clover was ostensibly Chris's. However, Chris has criticized Barbara's decisions on the dogs, an implication she was in control.<ref name=barbblame>[[Anaxis DMs#Introduction/Bismuth Messages]]</ref>

Despite being a hoarder, Barbara neglected to clear sufficient space for the dogs. At one point, Snoopy fell off a "mountain of clothes" as a puppy, leaving his leg permanently damaged.<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref> Both dogs were usually kept inside the house, to the point they became obese and relieve themselves on newspapers. Chris has commented it would be ideal if the dogs could use [[Patti]]'s old pen in the side [[yard]] instead.<ref name=barbblame></ref>

In regards to the cats, [[Scamper]] was killed as a result of the [[2014 house fire]], of which Barbara's hoarding was a major factor. Barbara also accidentally locked [[Sorbet]] inside a room overnight, and Chris found him early morning when feeding the other cats.<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sorbet lost, then found]]</ref>

==Quirks==
===Meals===
The night after the Chandler family moved back to Ruckersville in [[2000]], Bob and Chris refused a spaghetti dinner offered by Barb. As a response, Barb decided to forgo cooking for her family and did not make a meal for Chris for at least eleven years afterwards. Chris mentioned in [[2011]] that she was still upset over it:<ref name=jackie24>See emails sent by [[Jackie E-mails 24|Chris to Jackie on 24 and 26 April 2011]].</ref>

{{quote|The spaghetti topic is soo yesterdecade, but apparently she remembers it as well as having a very close relative pass away. Obviously I can empathize with that; I still have my chip on the shoulder from [[Michael Snyder]] banning me from the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game & Hobby Place]]|Chris in a 2011 email<ref name=jackie24></ref>}}

Barb may have resumed making meals at some point. In a [[September 2019]] chat, Chris said he was concerned over his hypertension and "told Barbara to kill the spicy foods for a while."<ref>[[The Place chats - Ben Saint]]</ref>

In a [[May 2016]] begging video, Chris claimed to need money for food, and gave as an example bananas, which he said Barb liked to eat.<ref>[[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.]]</ref>

In the mid-2010s, Barb's doctor advised that she drink meal replacement shakes.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Dynamics between Chris and Barb]]</ref> In [[Minor Update, Handouts!]], a set of begging videos from [[May 2017]], Chris asked his audience for money, claiming it was needed to pay for more of Barb's meal shakes, and admitted he had [[neglect]]ed to buy enough for the month. Barb also made an appearance in which she mentioned consuming the meal shakes. Barb again mentioned the meal shakes during a livestream in [[April 2018]], saying that she liked them and referred to them as "chocolate milkshakes."<ref>[[CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys]]</ref>

In the [[August 2018]] video [[Shoe Colouring]], Barb mentioned that she did some cooking for her dinner and lunch, which consisted of chicken, fish, and half a can of yams.

==Health problems==
===Weight===
[[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]

Like Chris, Barbara was [[obesity|obese]] at the time of his discovery by the internet. As late as the 1990s, Barbara was reasonably slim, but she, along with Chris, ballooned out as the 2000s rolled along, to the point of resembling English serial killer {{w|Rose West}}. Her massive size earned her the affectionate nickname '''Snorlax''' from the [[trolls]]. Barb's size may have led to her [[Chris and stress|sleeping a lot]]<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> and usually skipping [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref>

However, according to eyewitness reports, Barbara lost weight in 2012.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went‎]]</ref> Her weight loss is visible in photos Chris took of her at a 2012 Mythbusters tour stop in Washington, DC.<ref>[[:File:BarbMarch2012.png]]</ref>

This has continued into her old age. When she attended Chris's [[26 December 2014|court hearings]] throughout [[2015]], Christorians in attendance invariably noted that although she has lost weight, she appears to have low muscle mass; probably due to her sedentary lifestyle. In particular, at [[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing|his last hearing]], it was noted that Barb appeared to be growing increasingly frail, and appeared much more passive to Chris than she has otherwise been known to be, as she did not present as very responsive. Chris also reportedly got short with her due to her poor hearing.

In 2018, Chris decided to cash in on the Snorlax joke, claiming that his mother found it funny. He listed a plush Snorlax for sale on [[eBay]], at $200.

{{quote|Hey, Everyone! Those in the meme-know: the times when my mother used to be large and lazy, everyone called her a Snorlax. Well, Barbara likes the joke too, and can laugh it off as she is doing a lot better these days. So, one time only, she signed a Snorlax Plush, and YOU can own it; a 20% More Awesome Collectible. A personal Certificate or Letter of Authenticity will be included. Thank you.}}

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==="Holey buttocks"===
In a [[Twitter|tweet]] to Cole from June 29, 2013, Chris tells him that "[he] ought to be over here putting bandages on [their] Mom's holey buttocks". It was not clear exactly what sort of problem this referred to, though it hardly sounds pleasant. On October 14, 2013, Chris elaborated in a Facebook post, stating, "my mother stresses me with her continuous rants about her damn miniature scabie flies, her suffering, the [[Financhu_Crisis|low finances]] and shit!!!". The consensus was that the so-called "holey buttocks" were, in fact, lesions. It is now believed that Barb has (or had) a colony of parasitic mites, rather than flies, that have burrowed into her prodigious posterior. Naturally, while Barb is being eaten alive by parasites other than Chris, her child whines about having to take care of her.

===Dental===
In August 2014, Chris begged for money on [[Facebook]], supposedly to pay [[List of toys|dental fees]], as he claimed his mother had cavities in her teeth that needed treatment. In July 2016, Barb herself begged for money.<ref>[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]</ref> Chris and Barb restarted begging for [[Lego|dental]] money in early 2018.

===Hearing loss===
During Chris's [[October 2015]] court hearing for [[pepper spray]]ing a [[GameStop]] employee, [[Marvin]] was in attendance and observed Chris imply that Barbara had hearing loss.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref>

{{quote|After a bit, the PD went up to the judge and they called Chris up. Chris starts getting impatient with Barb. He said something like "are your ears clogged up??" and then "wanna follow me so you can hear what's going on?" Then she got up and trundled up there to accompany Chris.|Marvin}}

In [[December 2020]], Barbara slept while [[Clover and Snoopy]] were barking in her room with Chris able to hear the noise from downstairs. He went to see Barbara, and she heard his voice. Chris was spooked by this, and wondered about it in a chat with [[The Place]]. A member asked Chris if she had hearing loss, and Chris answered that since she could hear him, he reasoned her hearing must be good.<ref name=scary>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#Scary Barbara and Cirrusfire Rant]]</ref>

On 20 [[September 2021]], Reddit user e1ectricthunder visited [[14 Branchland Court]] and had a brief conversation with Barbara, during which Barb had difficulty understanding what was being said.<ref>[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref>

===Aging===
{{quote|They treat, they treat you very badly in there. She, she would, she, she, she would never want me to put her into a home, and I would not do that.|Chris, [[August 2014]]<ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Similar to how and when [[Robertchu]] finally came into his form on 9/6/2011; Barb has to pretty much lose her human form on that fated day a few years or so from now.|Chris, [[December 2020]], [[coping]] with Barbara's aging and eventual [[death]].<ref name=placedec4>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]</ref>}}

[[File:Barb reacts to Quinn.jpg|thumb|200px|Barb, aged 76, tissue in hand, comforting Chris after [[Jessica Quinn]] broke up with him.]]

In [[November 2015]], [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]] was uploaded to YouTube. The video is a plea for [[Cole Smithey]], [[David Alan Chandler]], and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] to visit Barbara before "her time runs out", even though the latter two are not her progeny.

On 13 [[July 2016]], Barbara unexpectedly starred in [[Donations Further Requested, Please|one of Chris's e-begging videos]]. In the minute-long video, she speaks slowly and almost inaudibly, hardly moving or blinking for the entirety of the video. While some have voiced concerns that this may be an early sign of dementia, it is just as likely that she, being a manipulative narcissist, was putting on an act for money. She has since re-appeared in numerous other e-begging videos from Chris, including multiple in [[August 2018]]; her appearance is frail and quite frazzled, and her sentences are often punctuated with tons of "ums" and "uhs", along with extended pauses.

[[File:Barbovertime.gif|left]]

In [[August 2016]], [[Anna McLerran]] posted a photo on Facebook of herself and Barb together.<ref>[[:File:Barb and anna.jpg|With Anna, presumably in August 2016.]]</ref> In it, Barbara appears to have aged significantly since her last appearance in the "Donations Further Requested, Please" video.

In [[November 2016]], Barbara escaped injury when she slipped and fell.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb slips and falls]]</ref>

Chris was increasingly tasked with helping Barbara around the house in her elderly age. He stated in [[April 2017]] that he was taking caregiving classes.<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017]]</ref>

In a [[December 2020]] chat with [[The Place]], Chris said that Barbara used to have better negotiation skills and implied those skills would improve after she gets her Rosechu form... a cope Chris has for her eventual death.<ref name=placedec4></ref>

Later that month, Chris told The Place, "Barbara scares me," following up with him wondering how she could remain asleep despite the noise from [[Clover and Snoopy]]'s barking, and saying that the way her face looked as she slept scared him.<ref name=scary></ref>

During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris wrote about Barbara in letters, making implications about her advanced age and pondering over her possible [[death]], although Chris mixed in plenty of his maladaptive [[coping]] mechanisms and narcissism, such as by claiming that his [[soul bonding]] helped save Barbara and continuing to maintain belief that she would become reincarnated as a [[Rosechu]] upon her death.<ref name=jul4></ref>

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===Other===
In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.<ref name="9 October 2009">[[9 October 2009]]</ref> Barbara was diagnosed with {{w|colitis}}, a gastrointestinal disease characterized by the inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler family's diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.

Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans]] of Sonichu created the website "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201009073942/https://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" Awareness Website]</ref> Chris himself denied the rumor.<ref name="9 October 2009"/>

On 23 August 2013, Chris claimed that Barbara had been afflicted with breast cancer but managed to survive.<ref>[[Facebook#Breast Cancer Awareness]]</ref> He did not give details about when was she diagnosed with the ailment, at what stage it was, or what kind of treatment Barb received.

In [[November 2020]], Chris mentioned that Barbara had an appointment with a cardiologist.<ref>[[The Place chats (November 2020)#Chris's Body Shakes]]</ref>

==Mental problems==
Barb is understood by most to be a highly unstable woman, and worryingly, many of her behaviors can also be observed in Chris. Many believe her to be selfish and extremely narcissistic, on account of her baseless belief that she is [[Daniel Weston|descended from]] [[Anne Boleyn|Tudor high nobility]], and the pathological manner in which she lies and assigns blame to others, even in instances where the fault clearly lies with her. All of these traits are shared by Chris, with Barb's apparent encouragement. Additionally, many aspects of her relationship with Chris are consistent with [https://web.archive.org/web/20201112020245/https://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/mothers-with-narcissistic-personality-disorder/ narcissistic motherhood], which is a fascinating but complex topic, too lengthy to be discussed in detail here. Although Chris seems to be her [https://web.archive.org/web/20201112024302/https://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/golden-child-and-scapegoat/ "golden child"], she does not shy from mistreating him if he displeases her. This can be seen in an email to [[Jackie]] from May 2011; Chris claimed that his mother flew into a rage over his [[tomgirl]] inclinations, forcing him to submit to a haircut and [[Death threats|threatening to kill him]].<ref name="jackie26"></ref>
===Hoarding===
Aside from her narcissism, Barb is also infamous to Christorians for her hoarding. During Chris's youth, she would create piles of clothes as tall as her son.<ref name=younger></ref> Chris has labeled her a "pack rat",<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> and on more than one occasion has indicated his displeasure at her hoarding and the consequent state of [[14 Branchland Court|their house]], although neither he nor Bob are known to have ever seriously challenged it. Barb compulsively hoards her purchases, particularly from Goodwill, which, by [[2009]], had rendered the living room uninhabitable.<ref>[[Tour of Chris's House]]</ref> When Bob was admitted to the hospital for the final time, he was quarantined for bug bites, ostensibly due to the conditions in the Chandler household.<ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> The situation did not improve after Bob's passing, either. A [[Tour of Chris's House II|second house tour video]] made by Chris in [[2013]] revealed that Barb's hoarding had gotten severe enough to render entire rooms completely inaccessible, with some rooms literally full of stuff to within inches of the ceiling, and others reduced to crevices carved into walls of junk.

Barb's hoarding was predicted by many to lead to disaster, and finally did on [[2014 house fire|10 January 2014]], when Chris accidentally started a house fire in the morning while trying to brew coffee in the bathroom, because the kitchen had been among the rooms blocked off by Barb's junk. Naturally, Barb's hoard provided ample kindling for the fire, and the house was severely damaged before the fire could be contained. In fact, given the state of the house in the second tour video, it's surprising that Chris and Barb were able to escape. Unsurprising, however, is the fact that one of the Chandlers' remaining cats died in the blaze, and one of the firefighters sent to the scene also suffered unspecified injuries.

While the Chandlers [[Rental House|relocated]], pending repairs to their home, Barb's stuff went into storage. When repairs were completed a year later, Barb had all of it moved back to 14 Branchland Court, and is not known to have disposed of any of it, even though, by all accounts, most of what she and Chris were able to salvage was subjected to either fire, smoke or water damage, rendering it completely useless. This was confirmed in April 2017, when Chris mentioned the laundry room contained a "mountain pile" of 20-40 bags of dirty, damaged clothing that had not been washed since the fire occurred.<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum]]</ref>
===Memory?===
Barb has also been long speculated to suffer from a form of dementia due to later video appearances (mostly begging videos) showing her as struggling with forming sentences without a degree of prompting by Chris. Some initially speculated that Chris and Barb were taking advantage of her feeble, elderly state for the purpose of emotionally manipulating their audience into giving them more donations out of pity, as there were other videos where Barb appeared to be more cognizant and seemed to be able to handle her own finances to some degree. Some people close to Chris, such as [[The Captain]], have proclaimed her to not have dementia.

{{quote|She's fully there mentally.. She can drive, hold a conversation, etc. But yeah I can't explain that [[Creepy stare|damn stare]] lol|The Captain<ref>[[Kiwi_Farms_posts_(The_Captain)#Dementia Theory]]</ref>}}

However, this statement was made in [[2018]], and it's possible in the years following that she has developed a form of cognitive disability. In light of the [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] situation, in which Chris noted that she seemed "partially confused" on at least one of the occasions that he jumped her bones, how much of her situation was an act (presuming if any of it was) and how much is real has been called into question.

In the [[July 2021]] [[Incest Texts]], Chris claimed that Barb has memory problems (and that his incestuous acts were helping to heal her).

{{quote|She has had memory problems at time beforehand, yes, but she is being better stimulated in her mind and soul, and it Really Shows! Her mental processing speed is even going back up.|Chris}}

Barb was evaluated at a hospital after being separated from her son and was able to return to her home after he was incarcerated, though it should still be noted that the bar for being deemed qualified enough to take care of oneself is low. In [[June 2022]], a letter from Chris claimed that Barb had been suffering from a "falling mentality" the year before, although it's not clear what that entails.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022]]</ref>

==Legal problems==
On [[28 October 2011]], Chris and Barb were caught in an incident with [[The GAMe PLACe]] and were actually arrested with several serious charges, with Barb's including felony assault and failure to stop. The two were later released on bail. After a succession of court hearings, Barb, along with her son, was arraigned on her felony charges on 10 July 2012. She was sentenced to community service and was put on a two-year probation, as well as being ordered to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills. When informed of the latter fact during the trial, Chris explained that his mother, a retired, obese, seventy-year-old woman, would take care of the charges for him. No one was particularly surprised at this revelation.

==Financial problems==
[[File:Our signatures00001.png|thumb|200px|Barb and Chris in March 2018, the former wearing the [[$400 gold necklace]].]]

Barb lives off social security ({{w|Retirement Insurance Benefits}}) and a small pension from her old job; about $14,000 a year.<ref name=charbincome>[[CWCki Forums posts (Cousin Al)#Chris and Barbara's Income]]</ref>

In 2016, Barb was sued by a Discover bank in Norfolk for not paying [[debt]]s. This came to light on [[March 2016|March 14]], [[2016]], when sharp-eyed [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwis]] noticed that she had a hearing on March 16. Since grave neglect of her debt was likely the cause of her being taken to court, it was widely assumed that she would ignore the summons too. Instead, once the court records were updated, many were surprised to see that not only had Barb attended, but she had represented herself, too. Equally unsurprisingly, this bold move failed to pay off, and Barb was still sentenced to pay $4,706.93.<ref>[[:File:Barb discover bank result.png]]</ref>

Five months later, Barb was sued again, this time by Capital One, for the same reason. The hearing in September resulted in a Default Judgement against Barb, meaning that she did not bother attending. She owes Capital One $15,906.99.<ref>[[:File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png]]</ref>

Her out-of-control debt was the catalyst for the [[Financhu Crisis]] of 2016.
[[File:Barb's blankets ebay listings photos 01.jpg|Barb advertising blankets for sale in summer 2018.|thumb|left|200px]]
From June through July of that year, Barb appeared in three videos:

*[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]
*[[Donations Requested, Please]]
*[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]

In the videos, she and Chris beg for donations, claiming to need money for her asthma medication and dental work (although they receive a combined amount of $2,500 per month from the government<ref name=charbincome></ref> and their costly hoards are clearly visible behind them). See the Appearances section for more appearances by Barb.

She has failed to take accountability for ruining the family's finances, trying to pin the blame on Chris,<ref>[[Patreon announcement]]</ref> even though her known debt of over $20,000 is much larger than Chris's.

She and Chris had an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars" when he passed away, but Barb decided to frivolously spend it on [[Rob Bell]] in an attempt to gain exoneration for her [[assault and battery]] charge.

In the summer of 2018, she joined forces with Chris in selling stuff on [[eBay]], including items from her hoard and her autographs, which some fans bought.

In [[December 2020]], Chris had a "rough financial moment with Barb" when he had to give her less money than usual, because his own bank balance had been in the red.<ref>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#Rough Financial Moment]]</ref> He and Barbara were still in "disharmony" the following day.<ref name=placedec4></ref>

At an unknown point, Chris had control over Barbara's bank account. Chris confirmed this to [[Null]] in [[July 2021]],<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref> having taken $750 from Barbara's account to fund a room at [[Regency Inn Richmond]] due to being [[ban]]ned by [[Emergency Protective Order]] from Barbara's house. In [[May 2025]], Chris claimed to a ween that Barbara calls him occasionally to check on her bank balance since she doesn't have easy access to it.<ref name=walt></ref>

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
[[File:Bc.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris gets to live out his fantasy of being (and having) an adequate son.]]

In [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], Barbara makes a brief appearance in "Classic Sonichu Strips".

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the male [[Dating education#In Sonichu|Dating Education]] students are given Barbara dolls to talk to.

In the 2015 revisions to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris wrote out Blanca's character and replaced her with his mother.

According to the [[CWCipedia]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] go to Anneweston Elementary School.<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [https://web.archive.org/web/20130831123750/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu]</ref> It is unknown whether or not Sonichu and Rosechu's children still go to that school after their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children#Sonichu and Rosechu's children|evolution]].

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Barb is photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Bob and the various Chus.

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|In ''Sonichu'' #12.]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Barb is in a set of pages that is a cross between Chris writing an autobiographical account of himself coming out as a tomgirl to his parents and a tribute to his late father.

Due to Chris's Oedipal complex, Barb is depicted as much more youthful than Bob, even though she was nearly 70 at the time. She is also drawn as being freakishly tall compared to Chris and Bob, despite being shorter than both in real life, though this may just be Chris's inability to keep his characters properly proportioned at work. Barb expresses surprise at her son's announcement of being trans. Chris states that she was "hesitant for a long while", but "got used to my subtle and more changes".

This is a drastic understatement, as the real-life Barb tried to stop his [[tomgirl]] lifestyle in ways including suicide threats, guilt trips (by claiming that she was worried Chris would kill her), paying him to stop cross-dressing, and even ordering him to submit to a haircut. If her attitude towards him cooled, it was only out of resignation rather than acceptance. Evidence of this is when she became angry with him again after finding out that he had successfully changed his name in 2016.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (MasterDisaster)#Name Change Drama]]</ref>

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Barb, pictured at left, as ''Sugar Darling'', in a [[My Little Pony|MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].

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===As toys===
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File:LegoSnorlax.jpg|As [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] sees her in [[Lego]] form.
File:BarbAmiibo.jpg|Barb [[Amiibo]], complete with cleavage, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]].
File:Barb drawing Nov. '15.jpg|Promo drawing for the Amiibo.
File:BarbaraCard.jpg|As a [[TSSSF]] card. Barbara is in her [[Rosechu]] form, which is a cope Chris maintains for her eventual death.<ref name=placedec4></ref> Note that Chris calls her a "redneck tomboy" and her power is to steal a shipping partner.
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===Audio===
* Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]].
* 4 [[February 2009]], [[Mumble 2]]: Barbara denies singing while vacuuming [[Chris's room]].
* 17 [[February 2009]], [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]: Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't "able to talk to anybody right now".
* [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].
* [[Kacey Call 15]]: Chris keeps [[Kacey]] on the phone for nearly fourteen minutes while Barb talks about the value of [[Chris and his Ego|humility]], her poor health, and her relationship with Bob, among other things.
* [[November 2009]], [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]: Barbara tells Chris to "just hang up on the bitch!"
* 10 [[August 2010]], [[Matthew Noble call]]: Barbara claims that Megan "lied" to Chris and abruptly hangs up mid-sentence. Throughout the call, she can be heard denying that she and Bob are the slightest bit in the wrong. At one point she complains about the time Michael Snyder kicked her and Chris out of the GAMe PLACe following Chris's final ban from the store.
* [[Prank calls]]: Barbara yells in the background and foreground of several prank calls.

===Videos===
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Barbara has appeared in several videos: off-camera in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], and on-camera (for the first time) in [[You're Always Pretty]]. [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Two decade-old videos]] were leaked in December 2014 showing the Chandlers celebrating Christmas. Another video of her was recorded by a [[troll]] as she and Chris left court after his hearing in February 2015.

She has most frequently appeared during the [[Financhu Crisis]].

[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|Two more]] [[Donations Requested, Please|videos]] were released in June 2016 showing Chris begging for donations to buy asthma pills for Barbara. Barbara is shown practically dead in both of these videos so [[Chris and Death|god only knows what will happen in the near future.]]

In a [[Donations Further Requested, Please|video]] released on 13 July 2016, Barbara joins her son in shamelessly e-begging. Her voice tired and hoarse, mouth agape, she stares directly into the camera like a deer caught in the headlights.

She resumed begging in a [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE|video]] from April 2017, in which she wears a [[$400 gold necklace]] while asking Chris's audience to give him $1,000 in exchange for his old [[Stamps|stamp album]].

She next appeared in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], when she walked in while Chris was recording.

After more uploads from Chris, Barb starred in another begging video uploaded on 24 May 2017, titled [[We Said Donations No Less than $1 00, US, Please]]. Chris removed the video the next day after people threatened to report him for elder abuse.

After the last failed attempt of getting donations, Barb and Chris engaged in yet another begging video on 16 June 2017, titled [[We need immediate funds, please]]. Ironically, she wore both the [[$400 gold necklace]] and a pearl necklace.

Almost a month had passed, without any appearances from Barb. With Chris getting decent amounts of funds from his [[Patreon]] account, there no longer seemed to be a desire to beg. On 14 July 2017, she makes a small voice-only cameo in a [[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]], screaming at him for not closing the front door. She also comments in [[Solar Eclipse Vlogs]], asking Chris if he's ready to go back inside after the eclipse ends.

Barb's first appearance on video in 2018 was in [[Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)]]. She appeared a couple of weeks later in [[Our signatures]] to demonstrate that her signature, a key selling point in the comic sales, was real. On 9 April, Barb appeared for the seventh time during the Financhu Crisis to beg in [[Buy Our Things off of my eBay to help us, Please.]]

On 16 April, a [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|bizarre video of a few seconds of Barb standing in a doorway]] was posted to the [[CWCki Club]]. On the 17th, she appeared as a guest on Chris's [[Twitch]] stream.

On 8 May, Barb appeared in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Two days later, Barb appeared in [[May 2018 Paid Video Requests|paid videos giving shout-outs to school shooters Nicholas Cruz and Adam Lanza]].

She watched Chris spray-paint his shoes (and his bedroom carpet) in [[Shoe Colouring]], sitting in the same room with poor ventilation.

In the summer of 2018, she appears in multiple videos to promote her partnership with Chris's eBay business: [[My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW.]], [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]] and [[Barbara’s Blankets]]. She then begged for her car payment money in [[Mother needs a car payment]].

[[Barb confirms she isn't dead]] was her next appearance, a rare non-begging video.

Chris (possessed by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) got Barb to appear on camera in [[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3]] (12 June 2020).

Barb gave a video shout-out to [[Cole]] in the [[September 2020]] video [[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)]].

==Gallery==

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BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|As we were young - School yearbook section, with photo of toddler Barb.
BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool2.jpg|As we were young - Another photo of child Barb.
BarbaraLibraryClub56.jpg|1956 Library Club - Barbara standing third row, second to the left.
BarbJVBasketball.jpg|1956 Junior Varsity Basketball Team - Barbara sitting first row left.
1957BarbaraFHA.png|1957 Future Homemakers of America - Barbara sitting on grass first row very right, as seen with a red star.
BarbSafetyPatrol.jpg|1957 Randolph Henry safety bus patrol - Barbara kneeling, as seen with a red star.
BarbaraLibraryClub1957.jpg|1957 Library Club - Barbara the treasurer for Library Club.
BarbaraLibraryClub58.jpg|1958 Library Club - Barbara standing 7th to the right.
BarbaraSpanishClub1958.jpg|1958 Spanish Club - Barbara standing behind a few rows, as seen with a red star.
BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|1958 Cheerleaders - Barbara as a cheerleader.
BarbaraFHA1.jpg|1960 Future Homemakers of America 1 - Barbara the FHA treasurer sitting on the couch second to the left.
BarbaraFHA2.jpg|1960 Future Homemakers of America 2 - Barbara the FHA treasurer standing the first row in the middle.
BarbaraMonogramClub.jpg|1960 Monogram Club - Barbara standing first row, third to the left.
BarbaraSpanishClub.jpg|1960 Spanish Club - Barbara standing high up, as seen with a red star.
BarbaraBusPatrol.jpg|1960 Randolph Henry safety bus patrol - Barbara the reporter for RH safety bus patrol, wearing glasses standing first row left.
BarbaraSeniorDirectory.jpg|Barbara's senior year directory.
Image:Barbarafamilycensus1950.png|Barb and her family, 1950 census.
Image:Babs1956.PNG|Barb's 8th grade (or "Pre-Freshman") photo.
Image:Babs1957.PNG|Barb's freshman photo from high school.
File:Babs1958.png|Barb's sophomore photo from high school.
File:Barab?.JPG|Seen in the background of a 2020 photograph; this is Barb's wedding portrait at age 19 in 1961.
File:JerryBarb%26ColeDisasterHeadquarters.jpg|King Karnak, Barbie & Cole at the backstage of "Disaster Headquarters".
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.
Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg|"Talk, you little idiot!"
Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg
Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg|This is when ''[[The Simpsons]]'' went downhill.
Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref>
Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg
Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg
Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corrina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the house.
Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.
Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pal]]s, at the prom.
Image:Babura.PNG|Barb [[You're Always Pretty|is always pretty]].
BarbMarch2012.png|Barb in 2012, having devolved from a Snorlax into a Munchlax.
File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png|With [[Snoopy]] in [[2013]].
Image:Barb 2016.JPG|During 2016.
File:Barb and anna.jpg|With Anna, presumably in August 2016.
File:Chandlers.Png|Barb and Chris. Barb is interrupting Chris during a live [[YouTube]] stream.
File:Certificate of Authenticity with Barb's signature.jpg|Barb's signature on a Certificate of Authenticity, included with [[2018 Sales Listings|the purchase of one of Cole's comics]].
Barb autograph photo listing.jpg|Barb with an autographed photo of herself.
File:Chris's 37th birthday 2.jpg|Barb during Chris's 37th birthday.
File:BarbPhoto20Aug.jpg|[[August 2019]].
File:Barb 11-19-2019.jpg|Barb in [[November 2019]].
File:Barbjune2020.jpg|Barb during [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#Watching_TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_3|a livestream]] in [[June 2020]]
File:Barb-Instagram-4.jpg|"And Barbara Anne Weston Chandler [[Chris and reality|still looks good for her wise age]]. [[May 2021|#happymothersday2021]]"
File:July11BarbPhoto1.jpg|Barb in [[July 2021]], showing off her new haircut [[July_2021_social_media_posts#Barbie_Chan|done by none other than Chris]]. [[Affair with Mother|Look at the fear in her eyes.]]
Barb in June 2022 drawing.png|Drawing of Barb by Chris in [[June 2022]]
barb2023.png|Barb, age 81, in [[August 2023]]. Notice how significantly she has aged.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1618sah/myself_and_uatahsia_drove_to_virginia_and_we_had/</ref>
BarbaraChandlerSeptember2024.png|Barb, age 82, in [[September 2024]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2024_social_media_posts##KamalaHarris4President2024</ref>
File:Barbara Chandler at 14 Branchland Court 24 February 2025.jpeg|Barb, age 83, in [[February 2025]]<ref name=feb2025photok></ref>
File:WildBarb.jpeg|Barb, age 83, in [[February 2025]]<ref name=feb2025photor></ref>
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==See Also==
*[[Affair with Mother]]
*[[Bob Chandler]]

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Cole Smithey

2025-07-16T18:36:13Z

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{{Imposter}}
{{quote|Let me know when that fuck [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] finally drops.|Cole<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|24 July 2007 email #3]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I do not regret giving birth to Cole.|[[Barbara Chandler]]<ref>[[:Image:Cole_07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 1]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
| title = Cole Smithey
| image = [[File:Coles.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Joseph Cole Smithey
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = The Smartest Film Critic in the World Joe Cool<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> Coleslaw
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[Pre-1980#1960s|24 July 1963]] (age {{Age|1963|7|24}})
|label5 = Gender
|data5 = Male
|label6 = Nationality
|data6 = [[United States|American]]
|label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data7 = White
|label8 = Spouse
|data8 = Katherine Kyle (2013 – present)
|label11 = Father
|data11 = [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (alleged biological father) [[Jack Dale Smithey]] (biological father, as claimed by Barb) [[Jerry Harmon]] (stepfather) [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]] (stepfather)
|label12 = Mother
|data12 = [[Barbara Chandler]]
|label13 = Siblings
|data13 = [[Christian Weston Chandler]] (half-brother)
|label14 = Education
|data14 = [[wikipedia:San Diego State University|San Diego State University]] (DA) [[wikipedia:Hartnell College|Hartnell College]] [[wikipedia:San Francisco City College|San Francisco City College]]
|label15 = Occupations
|data15 = Magician's assistant (1967-1976) Film critic Musician Tour guide
}}

'''Joseph Cole Smithey''' (born 24 July 1963)<ref>''[[:Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|A CD For Cole Smithey!]]''</ref> is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s half-brother, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]'s first son, and lone ([[Bob Chandler|living]]) escapee of the [[Chandler Family Tree|Casa de Chandler]] prior to Chris's [[arrest]]. Despite sharing chromosomes with his [[Christian Weston Chandler|mentally challenged brother]] and being raised and abused by the same [[Barb|horrible mother]], Cole leads a relatively normal life. [[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole's emails to Chris]] revealed a lot of information about the Chandler family.

==Life==

===Childhood===
Cole was born on 24 July 1963, to mother [[Barbara Chandler]], and father [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]], who divorced Barbara before Cole was born. Barb has claimed that Jack Dale Smithey was Cole's father, who she claimed to have married; however, their relationship is shrouded in mystery, and Cole has spent years trying to figure out if Barbara was even actually married to Jack. He was mainly raised by Barbara and her later husband, stepfather Jerry Harmon. Harmon used to perform as a magician, and Cole frequently performed alongside him in his stage act entitled [[Operation Snowball]]. As a kid, he got into music, film and comics as a hobby.<ref>[https://cheunderground.site/there-to-here-cole-smithey-smartest-film-critic-in-the-world/#more-10309 Cole Smithey bio interview from Che Underground]</ref> He stated he was a big fan of [[wikipedia:Kiss (band)|Kiss]], and attended drum lessons at the age of 12. He saw his first R-rated movie, ''{{w|The Big Boss|Fists of Fury}}'', at the age of 8.

Cole has stated his childhood was fraught with abuse. In [[Cole Smithey E-mails|e-mails exchanged with his half-brother Chris]], Cole particularly singled out Barbara for her treatment of him, stating she would abuse him via methods like bare spankings and cold showers. He also called out Jerry for his treatment of him as well, saying he'd join in with Barb and her abuse of Cole; however, he has been more charitable about Jerry in other accounts, so it's more than likely Barb who treated him the worst. In his article [[Saturday Night Special]], Cole recounted an incident where Barbara fired a loaded gun at a steel door to ward off a burglar, the resulting ricochet of which almost striking young Cole in the head. These events have obviously had a lasting impression on him, and almost certainly contributed to him eventually leaving the care of Barbara in 1980.

<center><gallery>
File:1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.jpeg|Barb and Ran's marriage license.
File:1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.jpeg|The divorce.
Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|Cole's [[TRUE and HONEST]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook. Notice the physical similarity.
File:Cole Smithey's family tree.png|Cole's family tree
</gallery></center>

===California (1980-96)===
Cole left home in 1980 at the age of 16 or 17 and moved to California.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref> Not long after moving, he had a sinus infection which came close to killing him.<ref>[[Rental House Tour]]</ref> This was the second of at least three near-death encounters in his life. Cole's LinkedIn profile states that he attended [[wikipedia:San Diego State University|San Diego State University]] from 1981 and earned a Dramatic Art degree in Music in 1984.<ref>http://www.linkedin.com/pub/cole-smithey/a/125/9aa</ref> While at college he was the drummer for a [[wikipedia:Poway, California|Poway]]-based punk rock band called "The Rockin' Dogs" which played shows in the San Diego area. The band was formed in 1981 and broke up in 1985.<ref>[http://www.sandiegoreader.com/bands/rockin-dogs/ The Rockin' Dogs | San Diego Reader]</ref>

Cole later moved to Northern California. At some point he attended [[wikipedia:Hartnell College|Hartnell College]] and [[wikipedia:San Francisco City College|San Francisco City College]], where he pursued a similar course of study. His LinkedIn profile does not mention him receiving a degree from either school.<ref>http://www.linkedin.com/pub/cole-smithey/a/125/9aa</ref> In July 1989 the Chandler household, including Chris, flew to San Francisco to celebrate Cole's 26th birthday. This was the only time they came to visit him during his entire 16-year tenure in California. By 1994, still in San Francisco, Cole was doing shows as "Cole Blooded" and had apparently shifted to the guitar.

In 1996 he moved to New York.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref>

===Present===
{{quote|As the story goes, human boy Andy (voiced by John Morris) is off to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]], and must finally put away [[List of toys|childish things]] — something most boys do before junior high. [[Autism|Talk about arrested development]] — [[Attraction Sign|this kid isn't getting any dates]].|Cole in his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review, quite clearly seeing Chris in Andy.<ref>[http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2010/06/toy-story-3.html Toy Story 3 - ColeSmithey.com]</ref>}}
Cole currently lives in Manhattan and is a film critic who is featured on Rotten Tomatoes.<ref>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/cole-smithey/</ref> He was mentioned in ''Time'' magazine for being the first critic to give a negative review to ''Toy Story 3'', breaking the ''Toy Story'' franchise's string of perfect scores on RT.<ref>http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/19/can-147-critics-be-wrong-meet-the-two-pundits-who-trashed-toy-story-3/</ref> Several years later, in an interview with Arthur Spatchcock, Chris stated that he disagreed with his brother's review even though he hadn't seen the film.

Cole occasionally hosts [[eBay]] auctions for the winning bidder to spend a night with him drinking craft beer at his wife's bar and talking about film, proving that, despite one half-brother being a pretentious wannabe hipster douchebag and the other being a socially-stunted mentally-ill manchild, they both share the same [[Chris and his ego|bloated ego]].<ref>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Drink-Craft-Beer-in-NYC-with-Film-Critic-Cole-Smithey-/291052352033?hash=item43c4127221</ref>

He brands himself as "The Smartest Film Critic in the World." (A title that the late, esteemed film critic {{w|Roger Ebert}} once mocked.<ref>http://www.colesmithey.com/filmblog/2009/04/my-dialogue-with-roger.html</ref>) Cole regularly posts his reviews to YouTube, but his videos have hilariously low view counts, rarely more than a few hundred per video and sometimes not even more than a few ''dozen'', even on reviews of well-known films. Ironically, the various videos Chris posted to YouTube over the years are literally thousands of times more popular than those of his relatively more successful brother. It probably doesn't help matters that Cole Smithey's videos have rather low production values, and negative reviews of well-received films (like ''Toy Story 3'' and ''Lady Bird'', which we will get to). On a sidenote, he also considers [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|''Freddy Got Fingered'']] (a film often considered to be one of the worst of all time) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JUuAhFVlk4 to be "Classic Cinema"].

{{quote|''Wild Strawberries'' is a thematically abundant film that fluidly condenses a lifetime's worth of experience into succinct cinematic fragments under Ingmar Bergman's complex construction of abstract corollaries.|An example of Cole Smithey's obsession with big words<ref>http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2014/07/wild-strawberries.html</ref>|3=}}

By [[March 2007]], Cole was in a relationship with a woman named Katherine (no, not [[Catherine|her]]).<ref name="Email" /> This is most likely the same Katherine he married in [[March 2013]].<ref name="JohnKyleVid">[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aitxArbd0o John Kyle - Three Love Songs at Katherine and Cole's Wedding] (retrieved on 24 February 2014)</ref> Given that Cole mentioned an earlier wedding during his correspondence with Chris, it appears that Katherine is his second wife, unless the "wedding" in 2013 was actually a renewal of vows.<ref name="Email"/> His brother-in-law, John Kyle, sang at his wedding. John later commented on [[Message for John Kyle]], where he mentions Cole.

{{quote|He's a great guy. He's my brother in law, and he's never mentioned Chris to me. I think he's doing his best to distance himself from this. You all should too.|John Kyle<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref>}}

According to an article written by his friend, syndicated cartoonist {{w|Ted Rall}}, Cole once came close to death from {{w|Necrotizing fasciitis|necrotizing fasciitis}} after an ER nurse made a misdiagnosis,<ref>http://www.japantimes.co.jp/opinion/2014/10/06/commentary/world-commentary/emergency-rooms-live-gunshot-wounds/#.VR7L5vnF-So</ref> and believes that 2016 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders's rise can be attributed to the "failure of propaganda."<ref>http://www.japantimes.co.jp/opinion/2016/01/22/commentary/world-commentary/sanders-rise-fueled-by-the-failure-of-propaganda/#.Vq1dJrIrI8o</ref>
{{clear}}

Cole has co-hosted a free weekly podcast called LA GRANDE BOUFFE (THE BIG FEAST)<ref>https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/la-grande-bouffe-the-big-feast/id1120760479?mt=2</ref> since 23 April 2016.

In December 2017, Cole repeated his ''Toy Story'' trick by being the first critic to give ''{{w|Lady Bird (film)|Lady Bird}}'' a negative review, ruining its perfect 100% Rotten Tomatoes score from 196 previous reviewers. Cole added fuel to the firestorm of criticism he received by admitting to spoiling the film's score on purpose.<ref>https://thenextweb.com/opinion/2017/12/14/film-critic-spoiled-lady-birds-perfect-rotten-tomatoes-score-basically-admits-hes-troll/</ref>

On 30 September 2020, Cole allegedly sent flowers to Barb for her 79th birthday. Many people believe, however, that it wasn’t actually Cole, but a [[ween]] pretending to be him. After the flowers were received, Chris made a video, showing Barb’s gratitude for the flowers, and claiming that in Dimension C-197, Cole and Iron Man hang out a lot, and that he’ll get to meet Batman in New Jersey when the [[Dimensional Merge]] happens.

It remains unknown how Cole reacted to the news that Chris was committing [[Affair with Mother|incest]] with Barb, except for the fact that he stopped allowing [[Twitter]] users to reply to his tweets and deleted one tweet from [[July 2021]] which had been flooded with replies about incest.

==Biological father==
As stated above, Cole was kept in the dark about the identity of his true father. Jerry Harmon was Cole's stepfather and father figure for almost the entirety of his childhood.

According to Barb, the elusive Jack Dale Smithey was his biological father, whom she allegedly was married to before Cole was born.

At one point, Cole would make a trip to Richmond to get all of Barb's marriage certificates. As he suspected, there was no marriage certificate for a marriage to Jack Dale Smithey, nor Jerry Harmon. There was, however, one to a Ran Coleman Yeatts, whose middle name matched with Cole's first name. They divorced 2 months before he was born. In fact, he used to visit Cole as a "family friend.".

Cole went even further and tracked Jack Dale Smithey down all the way to Florida, who confirmed Cole's suspicions. When Cole confronted Barb about the Jack revelations, she promptly hung up the phone.

While there is no definitive proof that Ran Coleman Yeatts is his biological father, such as a DNA test (he was dead by the time Cole found out), considering the similarities in their appearance and the timeline of Cole's birth, it can stand to reason that Ran is Cole's biological father.

That doesn't stop Barb and his [[slow in the minds|mentally stunted]] little brother from being in denial, however.

==Relationship with Barbara and Bob==
{{Quote|The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is [[Bob]]'s bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}} cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me [[September 2011|when he dies]] so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates. The second and more compelling issue that permanently ruined my relationship with Barbara is the litany of lies she tells anyone who'll listen about the identity of my biological father and about her marriage history.|Cole Smithey on his complicated relationship with his biological mother and stepfather.<ref name="Email">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>.}}
[[File:Bobcomes home copy.jpg|thumb|left|250px|A likely summary for Bob and Cole's relationship.]]
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole smiles alongside [[Barbara]] on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Cole was not on good terms with [[Bob]] or [[Barbara]]. According to Cole, Bob worked his "bitter influence" on Barbara to separate her from Cole. He has "never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler."<ref name="Email" /> In multiple emails to Chris, Cole asks to be informed when Bob dies so he can celebrate.

Barbara visited Cole only once in 27 years, whereas Cole had made special effort to visit her several times. Cole's wife's family treats him more like family than his own. Chris has [[Message for John Kyle|complained]] that Cole is ignoring Barb's attempts to get in touch with him. It would seem that Cole has left his mother to her own devices. As the [[Financhu Crisis]] progressed, Barb has seemingly expressed interest in meeting Cole, although it's not clear if this is to try to mooch off of her son or if she wants to try to bond with him before she croaks.

Of course, Cole would do well not to bother with Chris and Barb's (dubious) pleas for a visit, given Barb's history of manipulation and dishonesty (such that he even once [[Cole Smithey E-mails|referred to her actions as "pathological behaviour"]]), not to mention her history of abusing him during his formative years.

Shortly after [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life.2C_poor_health_and_death|Bob's death]] on 6 [[September 2011]], a troll on [[/cow/|789chan]] took Cole's wish of knowing when his stepfather died, contacting him using the phone number he provided in his [[Cole Smithey E-mails|leaked emails]]. In spite of his vitriol towards Bob three years prior, he was apparently quite broken up by the news. While Cole was certainly upset at Bob, his reaction to Bob's actual death shows that he ultimately did sympathize with him. While no audio of this call has ever been released, its existence is confirmed by those who browsed the board at the time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (other users)#Cole's reaction to Bob's death]]</ref><ref>http://archive.is/kHrWN A TinyChat thread posted days after Bob's death, confirming the call's existence. (Post "#134,774")Anonymous A</ref>

{{clear}}

==Relationship with Chris==
[[File:26 June 2016 Cole Smithey drawing.jpeg||thumb|left|200px|Depicted burning his money instead of giving it to Chris, as drawn by Chris in June 2016. Note in the picture it says "mother and [[Transgender|sister]]."]]

Ironically, for much of his life Cole has actually gotten along much better with Chris than with either Bob or Barb, and possibly better than with any of his other direct relatives. Then again, when you don't actually know ''who'' your paternal relatives are, you have to take what you can get.

Cole was not around when Chris was growing up. Being nineteen years older, he was in California making a life for himself. Cole said that Barbara and Bob neglected Chris for years with the [[abusive babysitter]], which suggests that he believes that Chris's muteness in early life was their fault. When he was eventually able to speak again around age seven, Chris visited Cole in San Francisco along with Barb.<ref>[[Rental House Tour#Time to go]]</ref> This was the only time Chris had ever been on an airplane for 35 years,<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> the only time he had ever been to the West Coast of the United States and one of the few times that he has left [[Virginia]].

Cole's relationship with his family became somewhat closer after he moved back to the East Coast in 1996. He came to visit them in Virginia on various occasions, although they never visited him in New York. For New Year's Day [[1998]] Chris gave Cole a [[Lego]] Band Stand and wished him a "Rocking New Year." However, in [[1999]], on a [[Spanish]] exercise, Chris described "Cole the Beedrill" as ''muy feo'' (very ugly), suggesting relations had strained, probably because of Barb (although he may also have been referring to the aspect of the actual Pokémon species).<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks]]</ref> Nevertheless, Cole visited for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]] in [[2000]]. Later in the same year, for Cole's 37th birthday, Chris made him ''A CD For Cole Smithey!''. Naturally, the present had little to do with Cole and everything to do with Chris, even featuring a picture of Chris on the cover.

[[Image:0468-CWC&JCS.jpg|thumb|300px|The half-brothers hold their hands the same way on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

The last time they set eyes on each other was at the 2004 Weston family Christmas party.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 27]]</ref><ref>[[Catherine#The_bowling_outing]]</ref>

In [[July 2007]], Chris sent an e-mail asking for Cole's vote in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]]. In return, Cole asked Chris to find out the truth about his father from Barbara. The timing of this request was probably not a coincidence, as Ran Coleman Yeatts had died a month prior.<ref>[http://ssdi.rootsweb.ancestry.com/ United States Social Security Death Index]</ref> Chris did ask his mother about it, but she maintained her version of the story (It's unclear why Cole expected anything else). Chris was more interested in the ''PaRappa'' contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is (though in Chris's defense, getting involved in an awkward quarrel about parentage is a pretty odd price for a simple upvote on a video). Chris's dismissive attitude only resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara than he already was. Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris. To date, these remain the last known communications between the half-brothers as Cole probably distanced himself even further from Chris since only a couple of months later, [[The GAMe PLACe#The GAMe PLACe Photograph|the GAMe PLACe photograph]] was posted onto 4chan, thus beginning Chris's infamy on the internet.

In a leaked e-mail sent to Jackie on 14 May 2011, Chris wrote that Cole "has had mental problems since he hit his head on a bus, and has taken it out heavily on our mother." Some argue the story could be a lie Barbara told Chris to explain Cole's bitterness towards her while masking the issue that actually caused it.

[[File:Cole and Others Miis.png|thumb|right|300px|Cole (far right) as a [[Sonichu Amiibo|Mii]] in one of Chris's [[Super Smash Bros. Videos]], ''Family Needs to appreciate Family'']]

In recent years Chris has made numerous efforts to get in touch with Cole, to no avail. In [[October 2013]] he told his friend [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails|Rebeckah]], "I have no confirmed or direct contact with him in NY; he doesn't respond to email, twitter feed, Facebook, YouTube, etcetera, either. So, I am most unable to reach him at all."<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Chris has scabies too]]</ref> On 22 [[June 2013]], Chris attempted to contact Cole via video. He recorded a message directed to John Kyle,<ref name="Message">[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref> Cole's brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding (Kyle would later reveal that, until the video was brought to his attention by a troll, he had not even known that his sister's husband had a half-brother).<ref name="JohnKyleVid" /> Chris expressed anger at Cole for not inviting him and Barb to his wedding. He also claimed that relatives, including [[Jerry Harmon]] and [[Jack Dale Smithey]], had been lying to Cole about Barb, making him believe that Barb was abusive, when according to Chris, she's a good person.

In the same month, Chris tried to communicate with Cole on [[Twitter]],<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#29 June 2013]]</ref> basically telling him to come back home so he could [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself|dump his familial responsibilities on him]] and go on his [[Sweetheart Search]]. He also suggested that Cole had some mental/physical problems of his own ''(even talking down to him at one point)'' right before activating the "Playing for Sympathy" card, lamenting his time in jail.

In [[August 2015]], Chris [[August 2015 Facebook Posts#Please Take Care Of Barb So I Can Go Out And Have Sex With Hot Lesbians|tried yet again]] to reach out to Cole, this time through [[Facebook]], hoping that a flurry of hashtags would work their magic. In [[November 2015]] he returned to [[YouTube]] with a [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] depiction of a battle in which Chris and his allies face off against Cole, [[David Alan Chandler|his other step-brother]], and his [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|step-sister]] in ''Super Smash Bros.'' "OUR Mother is Still Alive; I REALLY want you to make amends and get close, once again, to her before Her time runs out," he wrote in the description. The following day he arranged a [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!|similar fight]] among his [[Amiibo]] figurines and angrily accused Cole of being possessed by the spirit of [[Count Graduon]]. He posted an image of his Cole Amiibo on Facebook. In this spat of postings Chris attempts to appear concerned about Cole not being around for their mother's twilight years, thinly veiling his [[Monthly Tugboat|real concerns]].

Chris has two explanations for this falling-out with his half-brother, both fed to him by Barb. First, Cole has been entirely misled about Barb's character by the lies of other family members. "She is the opposite of what hate they filled Cole's head with," Chris asserts.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Chris has scabies too]]</ref> Second, Cole's "mental problems" caused by his childhood injury mean that he has "taken it out heavily on our mother."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 26]]</ref> "Lord Knows What Else goes on through his head," Chris has concluded, demonstrating that more than anything else, Cole is almost entirely unknown to Chris. For the most part, the main trait Chris seems to be aware of regarding his half-brother is that he has a career and makes a living. This, in traditional Chris fashion, means opportunity and progressively his attempts to reach out have more and more focused on Cole financially supporting Chris and Barb, returning Chris to the idyllic balance he enjoyed with Bob as the responsible man in the house.

In [[June 2016]], Chris posted a Facebook rant about Cole alleging that he and his wife spend two thousand dollars a month on rent for an apartment "a few buildings down East 90th from Carnigee [''sic''] Hall" and that he once lived at Carnegie Hall itself.<ref>[[June 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> In reality, [[wikipedia:Carnegie Hall|Carnegie Hall]] is not near East 90th Street, and nobody lives ''at'' Carnegie Hall—it's a concert hall, not an apartment building. East 90th Street actually passes through [[wikipedia:Carnegie Hill|Carnegie ''Hill'']], a neighborhood on Manhattan's Upper East Side. This lack of research didn't stop Chris from depicting his half-brother as having money to "[[Chris and hypocrisy|piss and burn]]" while simultaneously [[Lego|begging]] [[Transformers|him]] [[PlayStation 4|for]] [[Chris and money|money]].

In May 2017, Chris mocked Cole on Twitter, stating [[Chris and hypocrisy|"Oh my gosh, my half brother is suddenly begging for money now"]]. This was in response to Cole asking his fans to pledge money to him on Patreon in a since-deleted video, suggesting he has also [[Financhu Crisis|hit rock bottom]]. Chris said he would pledge to him, but he still hasn't apologized or made up with Barb. Ironically, Chris tried to pledge to him but Cole blocked him, making it clear once again that he really wanted nothing to do with his old life.<ref>[[CWCSonichu-NightStar2891 DMs]]</ref><ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Apologising to SNT for Redesign Rage]]</ref>

In December 2017, Chris wanted to drive to New York to confront Cole. He tried to channel his Sonichu power to conjure up Cole's address but was unsuccessful and did not attempt to make the trip.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref> [[Joshua Wise]] discouraged Chris from doing this, leading to him dropping the idea.

[[File:Certificate of Authenticity with Barb's signature.jpg|thumb|A certificate sent to anyone who bought Cole's stuff]]

Chris began offering pieces of Cole's belongings for sale via [[eBay]] in March 2018, mostly his comic books. He placed great value in the fact that these comic books belonged to Cole, supposedly seeing him as some sort of celebrity, even referring to him as his mantle "The World's Smartest Film Critic." He even went so far as to make certificates that confirmed that these comic books belonged to Cole.

On 30 [[September 2020]], Barb received a bouquet of flowers for her birthday, ostensibly from Cole (although it is more likely from a [[ween]]). Chris ([[Spirit possession#Sonichu|while roleplaying as Sonichu]]) recorded a video of Barb thanking Cole, before turning the camera back to himself and informing Cole that he (Cole) had been hanging out with various superheroes from Marvel and DC, and encouraging Cole to get back into contact with Chris via his publicly available cell phone number.<ref>[[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)]]</ref>

==Cole in the comics==
Throughout the original run of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], Cole was referenced in the [[CWCipedia]] profile for [[Rosechu]] as "Professor Cole," assumed to be a version of Cole Smithey, listed as the one who gave [[Kel]] the {{w|Pichu|Pichu}} who would become Rosechu. Chris later marketed a custom Amiibo depicting Cole as a [[Jerkop]], seemingly foreshadowing his presence as a villain in the CWCville universe. It was not clear for several years whether the original "Professor Cole" character was [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|still canon]].

In ''[[Sonichu 7]]'', the comic version of Chris mentions Cole by his full name, Joseph Cole Smithey, to classmate Joseph Herring. This was later [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] to "Joe Cool" Smithey.

Cole finally appears in [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] as, indeed, a Jerkop, brainwashed by [[Count Graduon]]. [[Reldnahc]] uses Cole to "distract [Chris] with family" in order to get the drop on him. He is bizarrely depicted as a gray-haired, mustached old man with a trilby. Comic Chris immediately identifies him as his brother [[Chris and writing|despite Cole never appearing in the comic before]], made all the more confusing by the same battle also featuring Chris's imaginary [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]] and [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|evil twin]].

In 2019, Chris confirmed that Cole was the Pokémon Professor during 2003, but stated his "methods and ideals were varied," and his work was "faltering" by 2005, leading to his demotion in favour of a smoking-hot graduate whose body Chris describes in vivid detail. A year later, he "quite" and moved to New York to become a full-time movie reviewer.<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#CWCVille's Pokemon Professor]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:YoungCole1.jpg|"He was a really handsome boy before he became a closed-off, distant type of movie critic."<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris Shares Some old Pictures of Cole]]</ref>
File:YoungCole2.jpg
File:Jerry&ColeWithPlane.jpg|Young Cole with his stepdad [[Jerry Harmon]] with a plane.
File:JerryBarb&ColeDisasterHeadquarters.jpg|Jerry, young Cole & Barbara at a backstage of "Disaster Headquarters."
File:JerryBarb&Cole.jpg|King Karnak, Barbie & Cole, of [[Operation Snowball]].
File:ColeSkating.png|1977 - Teenage Cole skateboarding around the [[University of Virginia]].
Image:Colesmithyrockingdogs.jpg|1984 - Cole playing drums.
Image:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|Chris's gift to Cole in [[1998]]
Image:045-ColeCD.jpg|''A CD For Cole Smithey!''
Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|As if Barbara had any involvement with the CD.
File:ColePostcardB.jpg|Postcard Cole sent to Barbara in [[1994]].
File:ColePostcardA.jpg
File:Cole Amiibo.jpg|Cole as a [[Jerkop]].
File:26 June 2016 Cole Smithey drawing.jpeg
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
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==External links==
* [http://www.colesmithey.com ColeSmithey.com]
* [https://ghostarchive.org/archive/mDT18 Cole at Rotten Tomatoes]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/colesmithey/ Cole's YouTube channel]
*[https://www.linkedin.com/pub/cole-smithey/a/125/9aa LinkedIn page]
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:''This article is about the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris – it is his article and nothing less! For his self-insert "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]]. ''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''
{{Transgender|MTF}}
{{Autistic}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Chris is a [[List of Chris's lies|habitual liar]].|Chris will often exaggerate things that happened, often to [[Chris and his ego|make himself look better]].|Chris is considerably [[naïve]].|Chris's accounts on how a certain event went down will often vary with each time he recalls it.}}
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| name = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)
| aliases = Chris-Chan Chris Chan CWC [[Bob Chandler|Little C]] [[Spanish|Ricardo]] [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]] [[Sonichu (character)|Father]] [[Sonichu (character)|Pop]] [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]] [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] [[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]] [[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]] [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]] [[Carlos Chantor]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<ref>[[:File:Kookydash.png]]</ref> [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] [[Facebook|Tini]] [[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]] [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] [[Night Star]] [[CPU Blue Heart]] [[CWC Psychlight]] [[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]] [[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]] [[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]] [[Sonichu (character)|Mother]] [[Sonichu (character)|Mama]] [[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]] [[Spirit possession|Sonichu]] [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]] [[September 2019 social media posts#Chris ponders why people are fascinated with him|Camera 0000000001]]/[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]] [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]] [[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]] [[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]] [[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]] [[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]] [[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]] [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]] [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]] [[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]
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|day=24
|gender=[[MALE]] (1982–2016) [[Transgender|Trans Woman]] (2016–present)
|nation=[[United States|American]]
|religion=Nondenominational Christianity<ref group = "note">Chris attended Presbyterian, Baptist, and Methodist churches at various points in his life.</ref> (1982-2017) [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptunian Cult]] (2017-2021) [[Chris and religion|Neo Spiritual Christianity]] (2021-present)
|race=White (1/8th "[[Cherokian]]")
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|ft=5
|in=10
|heightsrc=<ref name=16novletter>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>
|lb=190
|weightsrc=<ref group = "note">[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough|On 29 March 2025, Chris claimed that he recently weighed in at "a little over 190."]]</ref>
|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother) [[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother) [[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]]) YouTube streamer Video game designer (unpublished) [[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) [[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]]) [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Musician]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]]) [[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid) Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]]) [[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid) Member of [[Praetor]], artist ([[2020]]-present)
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018) and [[Pickchu]] (m. May 2022)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>
|titles = Sonichu Creator Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref> The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref> [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]] 

}}

{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[Autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[Megan Schroeder|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|deception]], [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|blackmail]] and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}

'''Christine Weston Chandler''', previously known as '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]],<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misandristic]] and [[Women's rights|misogynistic]] [[Chris and art|cartoonist]], [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], former [[virgin with rage]], current self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]]. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''' or '''Chris Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He nowadays looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in Anglophone Internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.

Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multi-platinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|wish fulfillment]] for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|impeded his journey]], casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] were exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chris that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever he got around to updating it.

Chris's most notable period of activity on the Internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|the "Classic Era"]] by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly catfished by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]], and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|he had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and he saw ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that designed a story to piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the Internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.

From here, Chris's Internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death (which led to the retirement of the Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|half-Rosechu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he was [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] between [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] and our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what began as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Afterward, Chris used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continued his self-destructive habits.

Despite the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of the [[Guard Dogs]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a path of ruination (and to keep him from embarrassing himself any more), he chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, his [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] withered away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money became a serious issue for the Chandler household]], while his mother wasn't long for the world, all of which led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It got to the point where [[Spirit possession|he pretended to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.

The point of no return was finally crossed in [[2021]], after [[Incest Call|leaked audio]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which became his most publicized incident in years. During that time, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he went even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be the second coming of {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}}. Chris was later transferred to the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution for three months before returning to jail, until he was released in [[March 2023]]. After spending a few months in the group home in Chesterfield County, he was bought a house in [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#Big Island|Big Island]], where he lives to this day. Chris remains active on [[Twitter]] and [[Youtube]], and (un)fortunately, he shows no signs of stopping.

There has never been an Internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances shaping his peculiar behavior and subsequently leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.

==Overview==
{{Protip|The official CWCki policy is to use masculine pronouns to describe Chris, even after transitioning, for the sake of avoiding reader confusion. More details on this subject can be read [[Transgender|here]].}}

{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref>
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}

[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]
[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

Chris is a cowardly, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to societal norms, something that already doesn't come naturally to autistic folks. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside, although it can be argued that his work for [[Praetor]] can be considered one), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]</ref>

Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he was completely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had operated an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success, he moved to Etsy, but his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

[[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|A useful tool for predicting Christory.]]

[[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|An approximate graph which correlates knowledge about Chris to sympathy towards him.]]

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris's words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[Semen#Recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly crossdress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> His homophobia did not extend to lesbians, whom he is aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual, although it's likely that this just as much a matter of Chris coming to terms with his own sexuality as it was the result of manipulation.

His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise to find financial success (or at least get his [[debt]]s under control), his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman. Later, Chris developed a [[Messiah complex]], believing himself to be [[Chris and religion|a reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] that is destined to facilitate a [[Dimensional Merge]] between fiction and reality.

In short, Chris's story is one that seems fated [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not to have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the Internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.

==Aliases==
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] [[Chris and English|has given me]] throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine."}}

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, complete with [[The Classic]] and [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|the Sonichu Medallion]], circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"}}]]
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. During the mid-2000s, Chris adopted the nickname "Chris-Chan," a play on his surname and the {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|Japanese honorific suffix ''-chan''}}, which according to Wikipedia "is used for young children, close friends, babies, grandparents and sometimes female adolescents." Chris was exposed to this honorific through [[anime]] shows like ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' and ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. The name "Chris-Chan" is often mistakenly spelled without a hyphen as "Chris Chan," as if Chris had named himself after {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Unusually]], before his gender transition Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he was feeling especially formal as "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler." He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC," and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick." Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].

Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine." In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's." Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.

[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first identified by the name Christine in late 2014 before getting a legal name-change in 2016.]]

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo," and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler," or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.).

Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]' sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. As of the Jail Saga, he calls himself "Jesus Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime", to account for him being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, sometimes even saying Jesus as "Hayy-zeus", probably as a botched attempt to sound Spanish, and sometimes shortening the name to "Christ-ine". And yes, [[Animate! Raleigh#Aqua Teen Hunger Force panel|he actually introduces himself as Jesus Christ in public]]. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.

Only a few of the names commonly used to refer to Chris were not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy," popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris," used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of [[Metal Gear|a certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth." Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before Bob's death and/or before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his more recent antics.

==Foundational Era==
===Childhood and Adolescence===
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with – well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}

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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as an engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and an office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that his linguistic abilities were subpar, which became his first sign of [[autism]]. Despite this, Chris claims his first word, "monkey," was spoken at just 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into adulthood, regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being immensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy, where he met his first male friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school," which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian," which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[Creepy stare|stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.

Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.

 
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
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Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face." Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.
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===Adult Chronicles===
{{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}

[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkop|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]

After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.

In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.

==Classic Era==
{{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}

{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}

[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The GAMe PLACe|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]
[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.

==Crossdresser Era==
{{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}

{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids]]; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or "[[tomgirl]]," as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.

[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris lived with his widowed mother until [[2021]] ([[Incest Saga|not that he willingly moved out]]), who along with the [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]], was his only source of income during this time. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and apparent cognitive decline are considered.

After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, already existing [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla_as_the_Lynchpin|following the loss of the sanctity of his personal retreat]] but no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.

[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]], after coming out as a transgender woman.]]

Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.

While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.

[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely." Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.

The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.

Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.

In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.

[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.

==Transgender Era==

{{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}

{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]

In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.

More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.

Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Original
|Sequel
|-
|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
|-
|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]
|-
|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]
|}

[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]

In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove."

His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]

In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.

Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.

He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.

A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].

Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.

Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.

==Goddess Era==
{{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}

{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}

[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]

After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]

When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence.

Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was little that they could do and disbanded. Another white-knight group, known as the [[Watchmen]], formed (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism). A highly cliquish group who hassled many others that were in contact with Chris, they eventually splintered following internal conflict among its members.<ref>[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]</ref>

In [[September 2020]], a group led by [[Caden Peck]], calling itself [[Praetor]], met with Chris and proposed doing [[business]] with him. An online shop, [[OfficialCWCmart]], was launched later that year, with its first item being medallions produced by Praetor members and authorized by Chris, for which he was paid a royalty. The shop later expanded its offerings to items which were claimed to be made by Chris himself.

Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.

By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]].

During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions.

==Downfall Era==
{{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}

{{quote|I really don't think you will ever get it. It's probably too late now anyways.|[[Null]] [[Null DMs#Sound of mind|realizes Chris is beyond help]].}}

[[File:Cwc-arrest.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Chris fought the law and the law won... Well, kinda.]]

[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]

[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]

In 2020, Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a fundraiser for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Carpetbaggers#Ethan Ralph|Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph]].]]

What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.

On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.

While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long [[Emergency Protective Order]], he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to fund his stay at [[Regency Inn Richmond]].

[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]

Chris was [[Incest Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Ethan Ralph]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.

Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.

While in jail, Chris wrote the [[Goddess Log]], his jail diary. He also drew artwork, which were sold via [[OfficialCWCmart]].<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art]]</ref>

Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown unless Chris opens up about what happened (assuming that he says anything not affected by his own fantasies, which seems like wishful thinking). He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.

On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for a felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for [[autism disorder deferred disposition]]. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Carpetbaggers|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.

==Second Coming Era==
{{main|2023|2024|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Sightings (2024)|Second Coming}}

{{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|"Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime"]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}

[[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|right|Free as fuck.]]

The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].

Though every good story needs a sequel, right?

After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> before updating their files to say he was released by court order.<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[Autism disorder deferred disposition|autism disorder deferred disposition]].

Chris was temporarily moved to [[Gateway Homes]], a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.<ref>[[Medallion Moulding Q&A]]</ref> Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as "[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]]."

In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to "Resolved Order Pending,"<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]</ref> Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].

On 23 [[August 2023]], Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.

[[File:IHaveNotWatchedAnyHentai.png|thumb|left|Chris, having a normal one in a 2024 livestream, where he swears he hasn't been watching hentai.]]

Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref> While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later, [[Fan visits#JacksonStarship|but Barb was since seen living there]]. That day also marked the first of many sightings of a mysterious woman, later named [[Flutter]] by Chris.

Chris's business partnership with Caden Peck continued. By 16 [[October 2023]], Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story in order to troll [[Isabella Loretta Janke]], incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]]; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the moniker of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as Flutter.

Caden, who had planned to buy a computer for Chris to livestream on prior to the interruption from Chris committing incest, apparently delivered. In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, to attempt to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[OfficialCWCmart]] expanded its product line further, with the shop link being promoted in Chris's videos. Another website, [[Cwclight]], a combination sales platform and blog, was also set up.

Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day after his infamous reputation caught up to him and the weens reported him to the convention staff.

[[File:Chris Finland.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris in Helsinki, Finland shopping at Normal]]

Several times, Chris traveled to [[Finland]] with Flutter.

As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.

==Featured Fan Videos==

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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account

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[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}

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{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}

{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.<ref name=LoudNoise>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].<ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg
|imagesize = 250
|aliases = Bob Bobby Mr. C [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]] [[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]] Robertchu<ref>[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 4
|month = 9
|year = 1927
|deathday = 6
|deathmonth = 9
|deathyear = 2011
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White [[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]<ref>Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview</ref>
|religion = Protestant (Methodist)
|label8 = Height
|ft = 5
|in = 7.5
|spouse = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce) [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)
|children = Dr. David Alan Chandler Carol Suzanne Chandler [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|grandchildren = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|father = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)
|mother = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)
|education = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]]) [[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)
|occupation = Military communications Engineer Inventor
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}
}}

'''Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.

Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).

Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the "Classic Era" stem from his influence.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObitarchive">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.

Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than "Mr. C" ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.

==Biography==
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.<ref name="About">[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]</ref> He was the only child of Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])</ref> – 27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])</ref>), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])</ref> – 10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])</ref>), a Texan housewife.<ref>[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]</ref> Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref> He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref> and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]</ref>

[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob in army uniform, 1946]]

[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]

Bob has said that he was, "...interested in the world," around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].<ref>[[Discord Q&A 4#Bob's record collection]]</ref>

Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a "Bobby Chandler" in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn.

[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,<ref>(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])</ref> was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Bob recounted a reckless decision he made during his time in the Army after returning from Korea for the Christmas holiday in 1947. He hitchhiked to New York City, where he stayed for two weeks before running out of money, and then had to figure out how to get back to Fort Monmouth.. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%2520desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]</ref>

Figuring he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and played French horn for the band and orchestra there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.<ref>(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.</ref><ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref name = "Meet">[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]

A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as "tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker".

Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for four years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. Initially, he was working with the radar systems in test-planning automatic test equipment. With Western Electric, Bob and his co-worker filed a patent for electrical terminal block in 1955, which was published in 1959.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US2884613A/en</ref> During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives.

He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} "...might not have arrived so soon,"<ref name="Barbara" /> ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics.

{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.<ref>[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]</ref>}}

Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a vehicle logging system.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009</ref> Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849</ref> that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]</ref>

Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60 after 31 years of service for General Electric.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]</ref> His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that "I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you".

Bob himself was proud of his, "...natural inclination for logic," although he was, "...inundated," by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.<ref name="Prank calls"/> That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.<ref name = "Retired Life">[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 29 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit">https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref> and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]

Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).<ref name=godbear>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hallway," though Barb has disputed this.<ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]</ref> This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, "...acting out as a couple of drunken losers."<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref> Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, "...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "...when that fuck Bob finally drops,"<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name = "Meet" />

===Chris===

{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.

When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob arranged for [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in an attempt to help him socialize.

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref> He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref> Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref>

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref>

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' Bob also engaged in friendly and interesting conversation with [[ThePCAssassins]] many times through [[2010]] and [[2011]], further disproving Chris' belief .The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]

An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love," "support," "gratitude," and "willingness to help." Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|"a hell of a lot nicer"]] and "has done a lot better than" the troll calling him.<ref name="Prank">[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]</ref>

After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].

He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a "fag", even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.<ref>[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]</ref>

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.<ref>[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]</ref> He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.

{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]

<nowiki>#HappyFathersDay</nowiki> to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref>}}

In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.

Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.

===Other relationships===
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,<ref>[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]</ref> and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.<ref name=godbear></ref> He also had friends in Australia,<ref>BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7</ref> and Czechoslovakian friends in late 1970s, who were illegal immigrants escaping Czechoslovakia. Chris said Bob and Barb enjoyed conversing and drinking {{w|Slivovitz}} with them and that Bob would drive to Maryland to buy Slivovitz.<ref>[[Regina_e-mails#Random-access_humor_demonstration]]</ref>

From his father's second marriage, Bob had, "...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],"<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref> but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.

==Later life, poor health and death==
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]

Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.<ref name = "Retired Life" /> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.<ref name="Retired Life" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.<ref>[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has "died" several times, and Chris says that Bob, "...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it." In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well". Chris was, at least, half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed [[Bob's got Cancer|in a phone call]] to have cancer of some description<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref> in a phone call with [[ThePCAssassins]]. This is the first recorded example of Bob telling anyone outside of his family that he had cancer. His language in the video suggests that he may have been diagnosed on the 24th of March or in the few days prior.

On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.

On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|"feet-bloatings"]].

In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />

It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the "Black Tape" by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref>

Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].

==Cause of death==
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls.

{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}

Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.

Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise." He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris<ref name=LoudNoise></ref>}}

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].

With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).

===Original text===
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
{{quoteboxgray|
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<ref name="BobObit" />}}

==In memoriam==
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]

Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.

On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].

While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.

{{clear}}

==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==
{{main|Robertchu}}

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris believed that Bob had been reincarnated into [[CWCville]] as a half-Sonichu named "[[Robertchu]]". He has maintained belief in this since, and sometimes substitutes the Robertchu name when speaking about Bob as a person.

{{clear}}

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|"Spring Break, 2008"]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.

In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|"Date Ed"]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received "Robert" dolls, while boys received "Barbara" dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.

Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, "...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am," shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as "Gallop Crush", appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.

In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].

{{Mayors of CWCville}}

===As a toy===

<center><gallery>
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
</gallery></center>

===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
File:Bob&BarbMay2000.png|
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan tributes==
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==References==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
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==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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Fiona Cooper

2025-07-11T12:46:38Z

Rorr404:

{{Honest}}
{{Autistic}}
{{Unreliable|type=misinfo}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Is noted for being egotistical and having many delusions of grandeur.<ref group = note>Following a ban from the CWCki server, she came back under an alt, and expressed [[:File:FionaAlt.png|no remorse]] for what got her banned in the first place.</ref>|Has a habit of being cheeky for shock value and/or humor.<ref group = note>After returning to the Internet for her AMA, she joked about returning from the "psych ward." This was based on people exaggerating her friend stating that she might be put in "inpatient psychiatric care."</ref><ref group = note>When she returned to the CWCki server under an alt account, she joked about how the people there "naturally missed her," noting people saying both positive and negative things about her.</ref>|Lies when confronted or thinks she might get in trouble.<ref group= note>Claimed to Anaxis that she "[[:File:Snoowarning3.png|promised]]" she wouldn't talk to Chris and claimed to be remorseful of her actions, but did so anyway under a sockpuppet and pseudonym.</ref><ref group=note>[[User:Anaxis/Regarding Fiona#Fiona and the CWCki Server|Swore that]] she'd stop sharing private DMs she had with mods to a trolling group she was in. She did this again the following day, only with a mod she had much more personal conversations with.</ref><ref group = note>Intended to tell Chris that "trolls" were behind the leaking of the Incest Call, a claim which Bella assisted in trying to perpetuate.</ref>|Will act friendly around authority figures, but also break rules when they're not in the same chat as her.<ref name = regards>[[User:Anaxis/Regarding Fiona]]</ref><ref name = departure>[[Official CWCki Server chats (Fiona)#Fiona's Departure]]</ref>}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}
{{Quote|When I have sex with him, I hope it sways him away from his mother|Fiona, after learning Chris was having sex with his mother, believing she groomed him.<ref name = mother>[[Bella and Fiona chats#Discussion of Incest Call]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|This legit sucks now. I regret everything about ever writing this. I never knew Chris was going to turn out this way back then.
I'm absolutely pissed and disgusted at him now. I'm fucking traumatized. Help me.|Fiona's opinion of Chris following his arrest.<ref name = regret>[[Fiona Posts#Follow-up posts]]</ref>}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Fiona Cooper
|image = Fiona.jpg
|aliases = Snoo 
ScotalooSister 
IanBwandonAndOwOson 
throw_away_weirdgirl 
Awesome Awesomeness<ref name = warning>[[:File:Snoowarning1.png]]</ref> 
[[User:Chris Chan's Chris Fan|Chris Chan's Chris Fan]] 
Fifi Vixenhart 
Fifi 
Fi 
[[Knights Chats - Incest Drama#Discussing Snoo's Involvement, Chris is Served an EPO|Snoorlax]] 
The Suitress 
Suitress 
Everfree Suitress 
|gender = {{gender|gender=female}}
|race = White
|nation = American
|knownfor = •Having a genuine crush on Chris. 
•Wanting to have sex with Chris, momentarily even after discovering that he was in an affair with his mother. 
•Sharing clips of the Incest Call Bella gave her to her associates, which caused the clips to get leaked.
|saga = {{saga|everfree|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
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'''Fiona Cooper'''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/fiona.cooper.7524 ([https://archive.fo/VxSVy archive])</ref> (born circa 2002),<ref name = alt>[[Official CWCki Server chats (Fiona)#Alt Account]]</ref><ref>{{cite farms|thread = 96787|post = 9639898}}</ref><ref group = note>Fiona has told Chris that she was 19 years old. Other evidence, which includes accounts from an IRL friend, points to her being only 18 when she interacted with him.</ref> also known as '''Snoo''', '''Fifi Vixenhart''' and "'''The Suitress'''", is self-described as Chris's "first real sweetheart."<ref name = setb>[[Bella and Fiona chats#Sets B]]</ref> Unlike most of Chris's other gal-pals, who at best were [[Friend Zone|just friends]] or at worst [[Megan Schroeder|left him]] [[The Wallflower|for his]] [[DoopieDoOver|unsavory traits]], Fiona, seemingly out of some sort of pity towards him,<ref name = insane>[[Fiona Posts#I have a full-blown crush on CWC and I feel absolutely insane]]</ref> had a genuine, self-admitted crush on him, so much so to the point of actually wanting to have sex with him,<ref>[[Bella chats#Sex Music]]</ref> even after the [[Affair with Mother|dark secret]] she'd later come to discover about him.<ref name = mother/>

Fiona was an active member of the CWCsphere, being a well-known member of communities such as the [[Official CWCki Server]].<ref name = insane/> She tried to reach out to Chris via phone on [[October 2020]], telling him about a drawing of [[Night Star]] she made, but was warned against the interaction by a mod on the server.<ref name = manifesto>[[User:Anaxis/The Lainchu Manifesto#The Suitress and Associates]]</ref> However, Fiona persisted and later contacted Chris some time in mid-2021, around the time he made his announcement of going to the [[Brony]] convention [[Everfree Northwest]]. Fiona, along with [[Bella]], was invited by Chris to attend with him to the conventionas a means of protection from [[Jacob Sockness]], who [[The WCT]] warned to him would attend in disguise.

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited both Fiona and [[Bella]] into [[The Knights of CWC]] server. Bella introduced herself to Fiona and the two befriended each other. After Bella had a conversation with Chris about his affair with his "lady friend", she shared a clip of it with Fiona, who then shared an edited version of it to a group of people in another Discord server she was in, leading to the call getting leaked and causing a massive fallout amongst the CWCsphere. When Bella told Fiona about Chris's incestuous affair, and shared the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]], Fiona then shared a censored version of the Call with the [[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]] server, omitting Bella's side of the conversation. When server members doubted the authenticity of the original leak, she posted Bella's voice without her permission.<ref name=pissedbella>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella discusses incest news leak]]</ref> After Chris Chan Conservation Collective member EllDudeRocks leaked the Incest Call to the general public, Fiona leaked the Incest Texts to Reddit, despite Bella having told her not to post them yet.<ref>[[Bella and Fiona chats#Coordinating response to Chris]]</ref> Bella attempted to frame Fiona as being the voice in the call in her frantic attempts to avoid being doxed.

After the ensuing drama, expressing feeling traumatized both by his Chris's crime and his arrest, Fiona distanced herself from him. Despite this, Chris has mentioned a desire to get back in contact with her in jail letters and several videos.

==Aliases==
Fiona had went under a number of aliases during her time in the CWCSphere.

During her online presence, Fiona was most known under the alias "Snoo", which she used when she was first on the CWCki Discord server.<ref>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Val Tries to Face-Dox Snoo on the CWCki Server & Gets Kicked]]</ref> She also had an account on Reddit under the alias "'''IanBwandonAndOWOson'''", which she used to post pictures and videos of herself cosplaying as Chris. After being invited to the Knights of CWC server, she went under "'''ScootalooSister'''", likely because Chris invited her to [[Everfree Northwest]].

When she began interacting with Chris, Fiona went under the pseudonym "Fifi Vixenhart." After meeting with Fiona, Chris referred to Fiona by this pseudonym when talking with his other associates. <ref name = invite>[[WCT DMs#Invitation]]</ref> Since his arrest, Chris has referred to Fiona as "Fifi" as a sort of pet name.

===Suitress Codename===
{{Misinfo|Unlike [[the Wallflower]], Fiona never asked to be censored on the CWCki or anywhere else, and she also never asked for the censorship to be removed. The history behind the Suitress policy can be found [[User:PsychoNerd054/The Blind Observers and a Snoo#The "Suitress Policy"|here]].|includegossip = yes}}

The codename "The Suitress" (previously "The Everfree Suitress") was created by the CWCki editor and jerkop [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] on 15 August 2021.<ref>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Isabella_Loretta_Janke&type=revision&diff=264437&oldid=264436</ref> This was done in response to the stigma surrounding Fiona getting doxed after Bella framed her, which involved [[Spooky Bones]]; the leading figure in the investigations of Bella; threatening to dox or otherwise target people who tried to dox Fiona.<ref>[[Spooky Bones#Obfuscation of Fiona]]</ref> In some cases, this happened, such as with [[The WCT]], who was manipulated by Bella into framing her, and [[GiBi]], who inadvertently leaked Fiona's phone number in a video showcasing texts Bella gave him.

Psycho chose to attempt to censor Fiona on CWCki pages. He also drafted a policy for Fiona censorship, called the Suitress Policy.<ref>[[CWCki:The Suitress]]</ref> It took inspiration from the CWCki's [[CWCki:The Wallflower|Wallflower Policy]], however differed from it in that Fiona did not request the censorship.<ref>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:The_Suitress&oldid=268695</ref>

Fiona herself rejected the censorship attempt. On [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], she posted a selfie to prove her Reddit account; leaked [[Chris Chan's Good Morning]], an audio file in which Chris sang her name; then created an AMA thread titled, "I'm Fiona, A.K.A "The Everfree Suitress" and I genuinely had a crush on Chris Chan. Ask me anything and I'll respond on my own time."<ref name=tawg2></ref><ref name=tawg3>https://archive.fo/JiJK9</ref>

The policy was lessened a bit on 27 March 2022 after [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] had discussed it with Psycho, with both agreeing to lessen it over time before getting rid of it entirely.<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with HTL#Reevaluating the Suitress Policy]]</ref> This change then allowed users to utilize Fiona's other screen names and show her face in videos.

In September 2023, CWCki editors discussed the Suitress Policy and it was agreed to overturn it and restore information previously censored.<ref>[[CWCki talk:The Suitress#The Case Against the Suitress Policy]]</ref> However, the codename was kept as a unifying nickname for Fiona.

Chris referenced the Suitress alias at one point in his jail letters, when he wrote that "she is not a suitress".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref>

==Attraction to Chris==

{{See also|Fiona Posts}}
{{Protip|We are not held accountable for any lunches lost from reading this section.}}

{{quote|I've always had a thing for grotesque men. It was a disgust that morphed into a fascination, that turned into a crush.|Fiona, on her evolving "fascination" towards Chris.<ref name=tawg2>https://archive.fo/LPgEw</ref>}}
{{Quote|I know that my attraction is abnormal. I also know that it is harmless, since we are both adults and that I don't think about harming him in any way. It's a benign weird I feel conflicted on, but don't entirely wish to change. Other than my weird attractions, I'm a normal, successful human being in public.|Fiona, on her crush on Chris.<ref name = insane/>}}
[[File:SuitressCrush.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An old tablet drawing Fiona posted on her IanBwandonAndOwOson Reddit account.]]

Perhaps the most well-known attribute of Fiona is her "attraction" to Chris, though her true feelings on Chris are fairly complex. According to Fiona, her crush on Chris began as a sort of "disgust" towards him, which then evolved into a "fascination" towards him, until finally culminating into a "crush".<ref>[[Fiona Posts#DM Leak]]</ref> Fiona expressed these feelings on platforms such as [[Reddit]], [[Discord]], and Vigyaa.<ref>[[Fiona Posts#Thank you, Chris]]</ref><ref name = insane/><ref name = bellafiona>[[Bella and Fiona chats]]</ref> She claims that she started having "feelings" towards Chris on the September of 2020, which later started evolving into a full-on crush when she listened to the audio regarding Chris's date with Emily in November.<ref name = insane/>

Fiona has overall provided nuanced feelings about Chris. In some instances, she talks about Chris unfavorably, [[A-logs|talking about how much better she was than him]] and deeming him a sort of "anti role-model." Fiona attributed the crush as a sort of "coping mechanism" to her own insecurities during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic. In spite of this, Fiona has also talked about feeling empathic towards Chris, expressing pity towards him. She has stated that she saw parts of herself in him, and viewed him as some sort of "weird amalgamation" of an overgrown man-child, or a little kid in a man's body, that she wants to take care of and nurture.

In a Viggya post and various Discord chats, Fiona details a number of fantasies she's had regarding Chris, giving more insight on the complexities of her infatuation with Chris. In the post, she shares that she prefers Classic Chris over his current self, though she has also stated that [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl Chris]] has that "spark", too. She also talks about how she saved a number of pictures of Chris from this wiki that she couldn't help but yearn over "again and again." Some of the other fantasies that she mentions in the post is "fingering herself" to [[For Julie's Eyes Only]] and wanting to suck Chris's [[duck|dick]] after watching him submerge it in snow in the [[Cwcsicle]] video. Even the infamous [[Cakefarts]] video got her jollies.

Fiona seemed to express shame for having this crush, saying she was "tired of upkeeping this normal girly-girl image of [her]self in public" when talking about it. However, she also stated that it wasn't something she'd entirely change, deeming it a "benign weird." From this, she also expressed this crush more often with people she thought she could trust, such as [[Bella]], trusting her that she wouldn't share the details about it. From these factors alone, it is safe to say that Fiona's self-professed feelings towards Chris were genuine, and not [[Blanca|part]] [[PandaHalo|of]] [[Emily|some]] [[Ivy|elaborate]] [[Jessica|scheme]].

However, despite being attracted to her, Chris also didn't perceive having a long-term relationship with Fiona due to her living in Washington, and believed that she would wind up finding a lover when she went to college. Due to this, Chris stressed the importance of "encouraging her" and "boosting her self-confidence" to find a long-term sweetheart at her college, believing himself to be some sort of mentor for her. At various points, Chris mentioned being in an "open-relationship" with Fiona and his "Lady Friend" ([[Barb]]).<ref>[[Bella Chats#The Selected Few]]</ref><ref name = call>[[Incest Call]]</ref> Chris also stated in a text that having sex with Fiona would be the right step for her to take for her "mental and emotional development."<ref name = sex>[[Bella Chats#Sex with Fiona]]</ref> Despite this, he also had stronger feelings for Bella and already had sex with Barb by this point, indicating that the boundaries of his Love Quest had been widening, even before his incest with Barb was discovered. When Bella brought up the possibility of Fiona graduating from college, growing up into a "beautiful woman", and engaging with Chris again, Chris said that he'd be more willing to engage with Fiona assuming that she hasn't [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|already found her "longterm sweetheart."]]<ref name = call/>

==Early Relations to Chris==

Prior to interacting with Chris, Fiona discovered him by happenstance through several documentaries and video essays that covered him, as many fans her age had. From there, Fiona had seemingly come to relate to Chris in some ways, seeing parts of herself in him, and she later became a well-known and active member of the CWCsphere.

This fascination that Fiona had in Chris later developed into a crush towards him, and, according to one of her IRL friends,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (G202)#Everfree Northwest]]</ref> she had expressed an innate desire to meet him in person.

===Discovery===
{{quote|I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.|Fiona's thoughts on Chris after "feeling" for him.<ref name=insane/>}}

According to Fiona, she first became aware of Chris through the YouTuber, Deadwing Dork, who mentioned Chris time and time again. She claimed that she began researching him out of curiosity, first feeling disgusted by him, a feeling that persisted and conflicted with the crush she later developed. Fiona later formed a more serious interest in Christory in the July of 2020, watching [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno's documentary series]] with a friend, '''Grant''' (also known as '''Physical-Floor''' or '''G202'''), and reading articles from this wiki extensively. Fiona also claimed that she started having "feelings" towards Chris on the September of that year, which later started evolving into a full-on crush when she listened to the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|audio regarding Chris's date with Emily]] in November.<ref name="insane"/>

===Early Attempts at Interaction===
[[File:Snoowarning1.png|thumb|left|200px|Anaxis warning Fiona about interacting with Chris]]
Sometime later, Fiona joined the CWCki Discord server. While she was there, Fiona was noted for her seemingly obsessive attraction to Chris.<ref name = manifesto></ref> Fiona had repeatedly tried to call Chris via phone,<ref name = grantintro>[[Kiwi Farms posts (G202)#Grant's Introduction]]</ref><ref group = note>Confirmed by former CWCki server admin Klop</ref> with the interactions going as far back as October 2020, sending a drawing she made of [[Night Star]] to him via his phone number, though she received no response back from Chris. More than a week later, Fiona, under the YouTube account '''Awesome Awesomness''', had tried to interact with Chris in a livestream to get a response from him with regards to the drawing.<ref name = warning/> Former server mod Anaxis had tried to warn her about this interaction out of concern for her safety, as the Watchmen attempted to dox Fiona after she attempted to do this.<ref>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Val Tries to Face-Dox Snoo on the CWCki Server & Gets Kicked]]</ref> Fiona was warned repeatedly not to interact with Chris whenever she stated her desire to do so.<ref>[[Lainchu Manifesto#The Suitress and Associates]]</ref><ref>[[User:Anaxis/The Case Against the Suitress Policy]]</ref>

===Achieving Contact===
{{See also|Fiona DMs|Fiona audio clips|Fiona Facetime Videos}}
[[File:Suitress-CWC DMs6.png|thumb|200px|Chris giving dating advice to Fiona]]
Despite all the warnings she had received, Fiona persisted and would officially begin interacting with Chris somewhere between June and July 2021.<ref>[[Fiona audio clips]]</ref><ref group = note>This accounts for the animation she created for Everfree Northwest, the earliest known interaction with Chris, occurring in July. Therefore, it is very likely she first interacted with Chris beforehand, likely around June when Chris announced his trip to Everfree.</ref> According to Grant, Fiona's interactions with Chris started "innocently enough" with her texting Chris about the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref name = grantintro/> Afterwards, Chris and Fiona's interactions appeared to have become more imminent.

One of the later interactions involved Chris promising her that he wouldn't freak out at any G5 MLP toys he might come across at Everfree Northwest. Another one of these interactions was Chris singing a song to her. Much of their other interactions involve Chris [[Dating education|giving dating advice to her]]. In the conversation, Fiona also gave Chris her details, something which got some of his other gal-pals doxed.<ref name=dating>[[Fiona DMs#Dating Advice]]</ref> Fiona had also sent a photo of herself to Chris, which Chris later shared with The WCT in a chat introducing her.<ref name = invite/> Chris and Fiona also had interactions over the app Facetime. A handful were recorded by Fiona, which include her and Chris blowing kisses at each other, Chris miming eating an apple as Fiona watches, and Chris twirling his hair.<ref>[[Fiona Facetime Videos]]</ref> Fiona has also alleged that she once showed herself topless to Chris, which aroused him.<ref name = setb/>

==Everfree Northwest==
{{See also|Everfree Northwest#Planned attendees}}
{{Misinfo|There is no evidence that Bella pushed Chris into a sexual relationship with Fiona at Everfree to blackmail him. This relationship was also entirely consensual: Fiona having sex with Chris was her idea, she was of legal age when she proposed it, and Chris agreed to it.|includegossip=yes}}

When The WCT informed Chris that Jacob Sockness would attend Everfree Northwest in disguise, Chris decided to bring bodyguards to the convention for protection, an idea that was suggested by [[The Fool]]. Fiona and Bella were the two people Chris invited to the convention. Fiona was invited into The WCT's Knights of CWC server on 16 July 2021.<ref>[[Knights Chats - Bella and Fiona]]</ref><ref name = invite/> Later, Bella invited Fiona, The WCT, and Chris to her [[Chess Group 15]] Discord server.<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Fiona enters chess group #15]]</ref> Fiona chatted, played some games of chess, and conversed with Bella about their plans for Everfree Northwest. Fiona began to befriend [[Bella]], unaware of crass comments Bella was making behind her back in the [[Chess club]] server, such as claiming to want to date her and sway her away from Chris at the convention.<ref>[[Chess club#More Bella Thirst]]</ref>

On 19 July 2021, Chris shared several [[TSSSF]] cards that he made to thank [[Null]] for the fundraiser to his trip.<ref name = cards>[[Knights Chats - Cards for Null]]</ref> In the conversation, Fiona shows interest in the cards Chris made and asks how much they'd cost. She also talks more about the arrangements Chris had made with her for the convention, mentioning that she'd be checked into the hotel they'd be staying at at 4:00 PM.<ref name = cards/>

===Planned Sexual Intercourse with Chris===
{{quote|I had no idea she was THIS involved. I knew Fiona had contact with him, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt. I knew she liked CWC, but I thought it was ultimately platonic.|Grant, shocked that Fiona wanted to have sex with Chris.<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 96787|post = 9634804|writer = G202}}</ref>}}

On 25 July 2021, Chris told Bella in a text that he and Fiona had discussed the idea of sex at the convention and that Chris had told her it would be a one-time event.<ref name = sex/> Chris further clarifies this by stating that Chris's planned sexual intercourse with Fiona wouldn't affect his relationship with Bella.

{{quotebox|Just to be direct, yes, I did talk with Fiona earlier today, and we discussed the idea of sex during the weekend. I have went over with her that this will be a one-time event at best, and should she and I end up doing so, it is in the right direction.}}
{{quotebox|But, I do this as mainly a stepping stone for her own mental, emotional, and spiritual development; a boost in her self-confidence and appreciation of figuring out the aura energies and types when on the lookout for her long-term partner she is likely to find on campus later on.}}
{{quotebox|I want you to understand, Bella, this does not affect anything between you and I. I still care about you as an individual, and anything remains possible out of the foreseen outcomes down the road in this timeline.}}

Days later, during a call in which Chris said he was having sex with his own [[mother]], Bella tried to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with Fiona instead. Chris said that he was looking forward to the upcoming time with Fiona, noting her sexual history.<ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref> After the call, Bella and Fiona talked about it. After discovering Chris's affair with his mother, she was shocked at this, but also expressed still wanting to have sex with him in order to "sway him away" from her, seemingly under the belief that Barb groomed him into doing it.<ref name=mother/><ref>[[Fiona Posts#Barb groomed Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Chess club#Quit Her]]</ref>. Bella replied, "I was pushing realllly hard for that bjt he's convinced that you'll fall in love in college or something".<ref name="truth">[[Bella and Fiona chats#Sets B]]</ref> Fiona since made comments distancing herself from Chris.<ref name = regret/>

Following the Incest call, Chris talked to Fiona about what kind of music they should play at the convention when they have sex:<ref>[[Bella chats#Sex Music]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I'm just now talking music with Fiona. We're putting together a playlist for our night together. She likes smooth alternative tracks.}}

{{quotebox|Let me share with you her initial choices. One moment, please.}}

{{quotebox|Some of them Are naughty, but not all of them.}}

==Incest Call==
On an unspecified date, but likely before 27 [[July 2021]], Bella told Fiona that she thought "something illegal" was going on between Chris and his older lady friend.<ref>[[Bella and Fiona chats#Sets 2]]</ref> Fiona suggested the possibility of it being [[Barb]].

On the night of 27 July 2021, the Chris and Bella were in a [[Incest Call|call]] on Signal, of which the latter covertly recorded portions, and a set of [[Incest Texts|texts]] were sent by Chris afterwards. In both of these, Chris bragged about [[Affair with Mother|having sex with his mother]].<ref>[[Chess club#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref> Some time after that, Bella shared both files with Fiona. Fiona then edited the call audio to cut out most of Bella's dialogue.

{{quote|Well...I unleashed a moment in Christory for y'all
I don't know how I feel|Fiona<ref>[[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]]</ref>}}

Fiona posted the edited call audio onto the [[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]] Discord server. When the people in the server doubted the authenticity of the Incest Call leak, Fiona then shared the entire 9-minute clip she was given, which also had Bella's voice on it, on the same server without her permission. Server member EllDudeRocks then leaked the censored clip to the general public on YouTube and Reddit at either the late night of 29 July or the early morning of 30 July.<ref>[[Incest Call#Original leak]]</ref> Shortly afterwards, Fiona leaked the [[Incest Texts]] to Reddit, crediting the leaks to "the trolls."<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ouel67/more_barb_x_chris_leaks_from_the_trolls/ ([https://archive.fo/19Xfj archive])</ref> Fiona at one point asked Bella the full call, however, no evidence exists that Bella recorded the entirety of it (Bella claimed her phone would "record randomly").<ref name = setb/>

Bella was irritated by Fiona's leaking of the call clip which left Bella's voice intact and of the texts which Chris began to accuse Bella of leaking. When Bella mentioned this issue to Fiona, Fiona replied that she would claim to Chris that trolls had been behind the leak. Bella in turn replied that she would set up a group chat in order to setup the troll narrative.<ref>[[Bella and Fiona chats#Sets A]]</ref>

On 1 August, during Chris's arrest, Fiona also expressed hating Chris, seemingly now coming to the conclusion that Chris fucked his mom by his own volition.

{{quoteboxmagenta|This legit sucks now. I regret everything about ever writing this. I never knew Chris was going to turn out this way back then.
I'm absolutely pissed and disgusted at him now. I'm fucking traumatized. Help me.}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN
I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN
I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN this is how I currently feel now. What I written is outdated and will be up because that was who I was back then.}}

Additionally, Grant had stated that Fiona had had feelings of revulsion towards Bella due to how she treated both her and Chris. According to Grant, Fiona referred to Bella as a "[[Kacey Devoria|Kacey-like]] Bitch", specifically due to her treatement of Chris.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (G202)#Fiona's Feelings about Bella]]</ref>

In the wake of chatlogs related to [[Bella]] being leaked in summer 2021, misinformation was spread by those speculating over the material, primarily Kiwi Farms users led by user Spooky Bones. One example is misinformation that Bella planned to record Chris and Fiona having sex at [[Everfree Northwest]], then claim Fiona to be a minor to Chris. No proof that Bella had such a plan has been found. Rather, the rumor appears to have originated from a lie had Bella made to some members of the [[Knights of CWC]] on 30 July 2021, in which she falsely claimed to the group that Fiona was a minor and that Chris had sexual relations.<ref>[[Regarding Chris]]</ref> Bella later claimed to Fiona that this move was to prevent the "watch dogs" from trying to blast her.<ref>[[Bella and Fiona chats#Sets B]]</ref> It is unclear why Bella believed this tactic was necessary.

==Throwaway Account==
[[File:Throwawayweirdgirl.jpg|thumb|200px|A photo Fiona posted of herself promoting her throwaway account.]]
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{{quote|I'm Fiona, A.K.A "The Everfree Suitress" and I genuinely had a crush on Chris Chan. Ask me anything and I'll respond on my own time.|The first post Fiona made under the throwaway Reddit acount.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/p5oo2o/im_fiona_aka_the_everfree_suitress_and_i/ First post from Fiona under "throw_away_weirdgirl"]</ref>}}

On 16 August 2021, two weeks after the Incest Call leaked, Fiona created a throwaway account on Reddit, under the username '''throw_away_weirdgirl'''.<ref>https://archive.fo/7hW06</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/LPgEw</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/JiJK9</ref>

On this account, she posted more Chris-related leaks on the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] subreddit, such as the chats where Chris gave her dating advice. She also shared a few images that Chris seemingly gave to her, as well as the Facetime videos, the animation she made of Chris's promise, and the song he made for her. The most notable of these leaks was a photo Chris took showing a video about the "Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever", a video created by the channel [[WatchMojo]]. In one of her comments, Fiona also reiterated that her crush on Chris was no more, writing: "Chris is still on my mind, but not as the crush I used to have, but more of a trauma/you need to be wary of this man way."

Following suggestions from other users to stop using the account, and to leave the Internet altogether, Fiona had done just that, and hasn't been heard from since.

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==Favor from Chris==
{{Quote|Okay, THIS Part you may share online in efforts to reach her on my behalf: I still care about Fiona and her future. I had foreknown of my arrest, and the circumstances that would pin her emotions, especially in regard to the “Nasty Plot” Bella would have instigated, as a major casulty has been a great concern of mine. I’ve even warned her verbally, spoiler-free, of the ship between her and I likely not lasting long and there being a risk. I feel for her as well, and in my Goddess duties, during the jailtime of my Body, I have traveled to her state to visit, heal and help her from my astral manifested position. I, or through my Body, do wish to contact her, but I really should have written and memorized the phone numbers on my phone; Caden’s Number as well. Anything else that may happen between her and I, you all just leave that between her and I.|Chris<ref name=eel>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref>}}

After his arrest, Chris has shown a very favorable opinion towards Fiona, still referring to her by her pet name "Fifi", and even expressing on several occasions to want to reconnect with her, despite her cutting ties with him.

Chris stated in a 30 [[November 2021]] jail letter that even when they can no longer communicate through regular means, he still cares about Fiona, and discussed how he [[foresaw]] the events that would "pin her emotions." He has also stated, although he hadn't recorded her phone number, that he was able to communicate with and "heal" her from jail by means of [[astral projection]].<ref name = eel/> In a July 2022 letter, Chris also pointed out how he felt Fiona looked like a "[[Pedofork|youthful high school sophomore]]."<ref name = july4>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref><ref group = note>Chris was aware that Fiona wasn't a minor, despite the rather unsettling comment he made.</ref>

Chris has also reflected his favor towards Fiona in the misinformation he spreads about both her and Bella - while he spreads negative rumors about Bella, he is much more defensive towards Fiona. According to a summary of an unreleased 13 June 2022 jail letter, Chris lied about Bella "cooking up a Pedophile scandal", whilst also claiming that Fiona was not involved with it.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref> A later letter also has Chris stating misinformation that Bella was trying to get him and Fiona in a relationship in order for her to label him as a "pedophile." This statement came from rumors that Bella was trying to coerce Chris into a relationship with Fiona at Everfree, combined with Bella telling Knights of CWC members that Fiona was a minor to protect her.<ref>[[Regarding Chris#About Fiona]]</ref> In the same letter, he also denied Fiona ever being attracted to him, instead claiming she was an "innocent bystander."<ref name = july4/>

After being released from Jail, Chris continued to repeat the misinformation about Fiona, such as in in [[The Chris Chan Interview]] from [[January 2024]], where he again brought up the pedophile scandal misinformation. Chris has also used his attraction towards Fiona as a sort of shield against his affair with Barb, such as in a tweet from 22 January, Chris also claimed that the older girlfriend he had described to [[Null]] in [[July 2021]] was "Fiona, at least in wishful thinking at the time."<ref>[[January 2024 social media posts#Motherfucker, part 2]]</ref> This lie contradicts statements he had made to Null that his older girlfriend was over 50 (which was true of [[Barbara Chandler]] but not of Fiona).<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>

==Gallery==

===Fan Art===
Below is some of the Chris fan art Fiona has made.

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===Other Art===

Below is a gallery of other pieces of art that Fiona created.

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===Plush Doll===

Below is a plush doll that Fiona's friend Grant created for her.

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===Cosplays===

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==Fan video==
Video of Fiona herself, dancing to [[A little song and dance|Goodbye Horses]] while cosplaying as Chris.

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==See Also==
*[[Affair with Mother]]
*[[Bella]] - A gal-pal of Chris's that Fiona befriended.
*[[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]]
*[[Everfree Northwest]]
*[[Fiona audio clips]]
*[[Fiona DMs]]
*[[Fiona Facetime Videos]]
*[[Fiona Posts]]
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (G202)]] - Kiwi Farms posts about Fiona and her involvement with Chris from Grant, and IRL friend of Fiona.
*[[Midnight Moonflower]] - Another gal-pal that had shown interest in Chris, and planned to meet him at a brony convention.
*[[Official CWCki Server]] - Fiona was a prominent member in this server.
*[[Official CWCki Server chats (Snoo)]]
*[[Post-incest leak drama]] - Drama stemming from the incest leaks.
*[[Reddit]] - A website Fiona frequented, especially for Chris-related content.
*[[Spooky Bones]] - Someone who encouraged the obfuscation of Fiona.
*[[The Blind Observers and a Snoo]], An essay written by PsychoNerd054 detailing the drama behind Fiona and the Suitress Policy.
*[[The Wallflower]] - The original gal-pal the Suitress policy was based on.

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{{IncestSaga}}
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Megan Schroeder

2025-07-11T12:46:25Z

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{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}
{{Quote|ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did.
I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits.|Megan gives her own view<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Megan Schroeder
| aliases = pearl3 CPU Red Heart
| image = meganwithcwc.png
| title = Megan Schroeder
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| day = 23
| month = 7
| year = 1986
| race = White
| gender = Female
| knownfor = {{•}} Being one of Chris's few friends outside of High School. {{•}} Being an unwilling candidate in Chris's Love Quest, despite telling Chris numerous times that she was not interested {{•}} Being the subject of [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|a horrid drawing]] of Chris fingering her. {{•}} Being a scapegoat by Chris and his family for why he's being trolled.
| saga = {{saga|megan|cn}}, {{saga|stackhouse|cn}}, {{saga|ed|cn}}, {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|arbitarch|cn}}
}}

'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) is a former [[gal pal]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, with whom he had perhaps the closest [[Chris and socialization|relationship]] with anybody he's ever had in his life. Megan was one [[The Wallflower|of]] [[DoopieDoOver|four]] [[Fiona|potential]] [[sweetheart|sweethearts]] that Chris met that wasn't a [[Troll]], [[Polyamorous marriage| fictional character]], or [[Barbara Chandler|his own mother]].

Chris first met Megan in the summer of [[2004]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]], where she and her brother [[John]] were regulars. Megan and Chris became good friends, but Chris, being Chris, completely misread their bond as one that could blossom into a true and honest romance. Megan repeatedly tried to set boundaries that Chris either misunderstood or ignored, which led to increasing tensions between the two. This reached a boiling point during the early days of Chris's feud with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], in which [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Chris drew a pornographic image of himself and Megan]].

Following Chris's progressively creepier unwanted advances, and realizing that he drew porn of her, Megan cut off contact with him in early [[2008]]. Since then, Chris has developed an intense and unwarranted [[Chris and anger|grudge]] against her, thanks to misconceptions fed to him by [[Borb|his parents]], and his [[autism|autistic delusions]] about her scheming with [[Michael Snyder]] to have him banned from The GAMe PLACe. Chris's attempted contacts with Megan have dragged on as late as [[2018]]. Thanks to the [[Idea Guys]], he later came to believe that she was a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]], much like [[CPU Blue Heart|himself]], but Chris never got to speak with her again.

==Prologue==
{{main|Megan emails, 2005-2006}}
{{See also|Megan emails, Jan-July 2007}}
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|300px|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]
[[File:Cchanmegan.jpg|thumb|...and again]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian<ref>[[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref>}}

Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]], even claiming to be [[Chris and sexuality#Asexuality|asexual]]. She had a few eccentricities, which Chris was more than happy to copy and oblige, namely her fondness for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and asking Chris to purchase things from [[eBay]] for her.

Megan and Chris first met at The GAMe PLACe in summer 2004, over a game of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they were both adults who passed their time playing [[card games]] mostly marketed to preteens. It only took [[Third date|a few games]] and a handful of e-mails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. Megan, however, did not reciprocate this sentiment. It probably didn't help that Megan was getting Chris to buy things for her:

{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan wants a Tintin tape|Megan emails]]}}
Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris obsessed over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, and other attempted romantic gestures. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who was uncomfortable with these advances and only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality to Chris, in an effort to prevent his advances. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris continued to hound her. Even when Megan eventually resorted to claiming she had a boyfriend, Chris was not deterred.

Unfortunately for her, this was only the beginning...

==Megan Saga==

===Sailor Megtune===
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}

Megan, like Chris, enjoyed drawing cartoons, and this seems to have caught Chris's eye early in the game:

{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Chris wants to date Megan at McDonald's|Megan emails]]}}

In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the series of diary entries that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') soon made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (including Megagi) and thwart the evil [[Jerkop]]s trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on the "art" of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[anime]] style with ''Sonichu'' #5, most notably in his character's eyes, which became large and shiny.

[[File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 27.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]

Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their e-mail conversations; Chris [[Ego|critiqued]] some of her story ideas, and ran the plotline for [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu'' #5 managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character getting romantic with Chris, as well as being portrayed in a sexualized manner. Chris completely failed to comprehend why she was angry, but did [[retcon]] a couple of pages to tone them down. This did not placate Megan, however.

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}
{{See also|Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}

{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet [[Gal pal|Gal-Friend]] to [[Wikipedia:Seattle|Seattle]]; [[Chris and rape|it would have been terriffic]]. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a [[stress|FRUSTRATED]], High-Functionally [[autism|AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]].|[[PSN Blogs]]}}

Megan spent the summer of [[2007]] in [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]], where her brother was taking a summer course in Mechanics. Undeterred, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he ''still'' believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown and the prizes for victory, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and use the trip offered in the contest to win her [[china|heart]]. In the end, as expected, Chris lost (even after extensive cheating), [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, and Megan didn't care. Even when Chris began whining to her and others about how Adam and everyone else except Chris had somehow cheated, Megan didn't care either way. This childish behavior eventually resulted in Megan losing her temper with Chris, reprimanding him for his selfishness and inappropriate behavior. Despite being hurt by her outburst, Chris continued to harass Megan in much the same way as before.

===Sexual Tensions and The End of Megan===
{{Main|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}
{{See also|Megan emails, 2008}}

{{quote|And, by the way, that is not ''Crystal'' whose eyes are censored; that is ''Megan''!|Chris, stating [[Chris and art|the not-so-obvious]] and burning bridges with Megan for good<ref name="secondmessage">[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>}}

[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|...And the line has officially been crossed.]]

In November 2007, Chris discovered his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man crusade [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic and lewd]] artworks, one of which was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingering Megan]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], which prompted an outraged Chris to try to deny accusations of [[Chris and sex#Incest|incestuous desires]] by revealing that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on 18 March 2008.]]</ref><ref name="secondmessage"/>

By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture depicting her and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured. On 21 [[April 2008]] Megan wrote an email to Chris saying she was not comfortable being around him anymore,<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore]]</ref> thus putting an end to their friendship.

Throughout the fiasco, Chris brashly attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He later admitted that he created the image in part to suppress the occasional impulse to '''[[rape]] her''', and that trying to assert that what she was going through just ''being'' in the picture and learning what he could have done was ''nothing'' compared to the misery of the [[troll]]ing he was enduring.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref>

Evidence suggests that Megan was distancing herself from Chris even before she discovered the awful drawing. Comments by former GAMe PLACe patrons [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] indicate that Megan was already avoiding Chris before she found out ShecameforCWC.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]: "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after''' the drawings of her got leaked [emphasis added]." This comment suggests that Megan was avoiding Chris before ShecameforCWC came to her attention. In their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan|discussion of Megan]], Mimms and Lucas seem to attribute Chris's groping as the main factor behind the deterioration of his relationship with her, while giving little weight to ShecameforCWC.</ref> Chris himself has partially confirmed this account on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [https://archive.vn/rB99e Megan]: "When I started getting too close, [Megan] started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible homosexual."</ref> It might very well be that ShecameforCWC was the last step in euthanizing a dying relationship, rather than killing a vibrant and living one.

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==Aftermath==
{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, "I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian,
"I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

Despite Megan telling him she was no longer comfortable being in his presence, Chris was not willing to give up on her. On 11 [[2008#June|June 2008]], Chris sent an email to a person named Tyler Wane, asking Tyler to deliver Megan the birthday gift Chris bought for her (a German-English dictionary). Chris said he could not deliver her the gift himself due to being "forced into hiatus from the Pokemon League by that S.O.B. [[Michael Snyder|Mike]]". Tyler in response suggested to Chris to arrange meeting with Megan outside [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref><[[Chris emails 2008#June]]</ref>

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, and then in the subsequent update, [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]. Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't. At the beginning of the video Chris claims that he was recently contacted by Megan, though it was most likely a troll posing as her seeing as she had cut off all ties with him.

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).

{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]"}}

In 2010, he created a [[:File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|model of Megan]] for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' (named "Gal Pal"), showing that he still couldn't let go.

=== Chris's version of events ===
On 16 [[May 2010]], the [[CWCipedia]]'s new fan manager Daria Camacho created a page for Megan, using the link on Chris's page of [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and sweethearts]]. When Chris discovered it, he erased all of Daria's text and wrote his own version. The abridged version of events he presents is much shorter than his gigantic [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|rant on The Wallflower]], probably because the events of the Megan Saga are beginning to fade from his memory.

{{quotebox|If you REALLY MUST KNOW...

Megan and I first met at a Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at The G&H Place, back when it was still in the Downtown Mall. It was around the time the Y.G.O. Movie debuted in theaters. She and I, we talked, hung out and became really good friends.

"I DID have lovey-dovey feelings for her, and I still care about her as a friend. I did her a number of favors by getting her this and that off of eBay, then she would reimburse me the cost of each item.

When I started getting too close, she started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible [[homos]]exual.

I drew that drawing of her and me that is unfortunately popular among everyone who tends to haze me for TWO REASONS. Firstly, because of My Own Wishful Thinking. And second a tool in a lame attempt to overcrowd the E.D. page against me with Bu**C*** with my own "information" to shut it down.

Ever since, she totally spaced herself from me, like as if she had put a restraining order against, which she did not. And as I was being forced off the Place premesis the last day I was there, she stood by and watched in shock. She could have spoken up for me, but she did not.

I have lost communication with Megan since then.}}

In the months and years after his "breakup" with Megan, Chris came to try and act as if he'd gotten over her. His [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia page]] on [[The Wallflower]], for instance, claimed "I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan."

However, a lingering attachment betrayed itself on occasion. The archive of his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|female acquaintances]] on the CWCipedia noted, "I still miss her sometimes." In an [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place|e-mail to Jackie]] from April 2010, when he recounted having his picture taken at The GAMe PLACe, Chris said, "I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. '''That Should Have Been Me.'''"

==The Blame Game==

=== Origins ===
[[File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg|thumb|Megan, years later, still recovering from her ordeal. Out of frame: [[JERKS|JERK]].]]
The [[Matthew Noble call]] of August 2010 revealed that [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] disliked and distrusted Megan, believing that she conspired with Michael Snyder and "some [[homos]]exual[s]" to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe. Barbara also mentions how Megan "lied" about something, suggesting that she believes Megan to be a troll.

In a call between Bob and [[ThePCAssassins]] Bob tells the caller that Megan is a [[Bob Call 6|"little low life in the gutter bitch."]]

It is possible that this belief originated with Chris, as in his correspondence with [[Katie Bay]], he lists Megan as a "possible troll".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2#26 July]]</ref> His reasoning was typical Chris - she had a vagina and didn't want to give him access to it. He also appears to have [[Autism|confused her with another white female brunette]] that placed a sign on his lawn on [[Halloween]] [[2008]].

=== Chris Doxes Megan ===

A series of leaked Facebook postings beginning in [[February 2012]] revealed Chris' ever-growing, pathological, and extreme hatred for Megan. His animosity for Megan supposedly grew much more vitriolic after buying into his parents' [[Chris and reality|completely baseless]] belief that Megan was responsible for the "Hate and Smear Campaign" against Chris:

{{quote|EVERYONE, I have most urgent news. It is Final in My Mind, and from my mother as an eye and ear witness of her consorting with [[Michael Snyder]] LONG Before Novembef, [[2007]]; Megan Schroeder IS the SEED of the Whole Hate and Smear Campaign Against Me on the [[Internet]]. If any of you all Know where she is, or have clues of her, or her brother...current wherabouts, Please Inform Me on THIS WALL, Posthaste. She is Needed Brought to me, my mother and [[Rob Bell|our attorney]], for Great Questioning, and a Huge Piece of my mind. Thank You, Christian W. Chandler|Chris, Facebook, [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|February 18, 2012]]}}

In the following days, Chris posted her contact information in hopes that his friends would troll her. Thankfully, this effort was not successful.

[[File:Fbp10.png|thumb|Chris's moronic attempt at trolling back Megan. He exhibits a belief that if you simply dox people online, they get trolled back, not realizing the large number of reasons why this only happened to him.]]

On 4 April [[2013]], Chris denounced The GAMe PLACe and called for Megan to be "jailed and beaten up", describing her as a "vile, wicked, traitorous bitch"<ref>[[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind]]</ref>—a rare display of hatred upon a woman not seen from Chris since [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Judging by a 20 July 2013 Facebook post, Chris seems to be holding Schroeder, along with [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], to be the main culprit behind the various misfortunes he had over the years.<ref>[[July 2013 Facebook Posts#Spring Breakers]]</ref>

=== Megagi La Scapegoat ===

Chris's vitriol for Megan continues almost six years after his ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], and he has even resorted to using Megan as a scapegoat for everything bad that happens to him even if he is blatantly responsible. In the aftermath of a permaban from [[Wal-Mart]] on the weekend of 7 September 2013 for having vandalized an [[Xbox]] One display, Chris flew into an incoherent rage and began blaming Megan for both his Wal-mart and GAMe PLACe bans:

{{quote|If it had not been for Mr. "[[Manajerk]]", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to [[Financhu Crisis|the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!]] The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 7, 2013}}

[[File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|thumb|left|Megan's fate as a Lego voodoo doll. Notice her goth style clothing.]]
On 24 September 2013, Chris claimed in a Facebook post to have received an email from Daniel Mimms about Megan's current whereabouts. He now classes her with the Witch ([[Mary Lee Walsh]]) and the Bastard ([[Michael Snyder]]), and makes three [[Lego]] minifigs of them and shakes them together as a sort of punishment.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref><ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...]]</ref> Of course, the notion that Chris can perform [[Wikipedia:Sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]] to harm his enemies is [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|befitting]] with his [[Chris and reality|other delusions]]. Chris continued to use this Lego minifigure of Megan as a totem to relieve his anger for her, and it appeared a month later "in detention" at [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High]].

On 3 October 2013, Chris posted another [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|rambling tirade directed at Megan]] to Facebook. This time, Chris claimed that [[Megagi La Skunk]], Megan's cartoon character that she probably doesn't even remember making, told him that she is "deeply distrustful" and agrees with Chris that Megan should have never been born. Additionally, as if she would even care, Megan's [[Sailor Megtune]] "powers" were "revoked" by Chris. On top of reiterating the previous "wrongdoings" by Megan, Chris has proven nothing at all, except perhaps that he suffers from [[Chris and reality|some form of]] [[Chris and anger|mental illness.]]

{{quote|
You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, Trolls, PLace People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.

...And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!|Chris, Facebook, October 3, 2013}}

Chris ended his first rant with a comment reading "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!", possibly because he's tired of having his atrocious behavior called out by even the most ass-patting of his friends. The following day, Chris focused all his blame like a laser beam on Megan, insisting that she is responsible for the [[CWCki]], virtually all of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]], the "theft" of his [[Sailor Moon]] DVDs ''yet again'', and astonishingly, even the fact that he lacks a sweetheart. That's right: not only is Megan the one who's responsible for everything Chris inflicted on himself, but also Chris will ''only'' forgive Megan after he gets [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|unpaid]] [[china]] he feels entitled to.

{{quote|I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 10:09am}}

=== Megan, Queen of the Trolls ===

Roughly two hours later, Chris posted another Facebook message. While seemingly intending to explain the methodology of Megan's master [[troll]] scheme, to everyone else it actually reads more like valid condemnations of Chris' obnoxious behavior by his peers and authority figures. Finally, Chris re-iterated his desire not to hear any criticism from his friends, instructing others not to comment on his post and challenging Megan to a face-to-face meeting. Whether Megan cares enough to challenge, in-person, a delusional 31-year old who lives with his [[Barb|mother]] remains yet to be seen.

{{quote|Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 12:44pm}}

Chris later deleted the two posts prior to this one; a few hours later, he deleted this one as well.

In late 2020, Chris [[Spirit possession|(while "possessed" by Sonichu)]] revealed that he no longer believed Megan to be a troll, but that "[Chris] was to blame for all of the very stupid impulses and mistakes that ended that friendship."<ref>[[Discord Q&A 11#Chris's Closest Friend]]</ref> This seeming forgiveness may have been spurred on by his belief that Megan is a CPU goddess. It also shows [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex|Chris's self-serving memory]] in action, considering that she was justified to feel uncomfortable at his unwanted advances on her and understandably creeped out by ShecameforCWC.JPG.

==CPU Red Heart==
{{Quote|But anyway, Megan, your counterpart in C197, ever since her pow- er, sailor senshi powers, Sailor Megtune, have been stripped after the unfortunate break-up events of 06 or 07, or it may have been 08, that actually happened between you and I, not going to go into further detail.}}

In the video [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]], where Chris announces the Dimensional Merge, Chris mentions that Megan herself has become a CPU Goddess in the form of Sailor Megtune, aka '''CPU Red Heart'''. Chris also mentions how his prior grudge towards her has also dissipated, and encourages fans to not harass her.

Chris then told [[The Captain]] to text Megan, and then the following post on Kiwi Farms. According to him, Megan was genuinely touched by Chris declaring her as a CPU Goddess, and feels sorry for him, but also decided not to meet with him under any circumstances.

{{quoteboxkiwi|This video legitimately makes me sad.

He's very muted here.. totally not like him at all.

He did text me asking me to send it to Megan so I did.. I'm waiting for her response.

Edit: She's genuinely touched and really liked whoever is posting as Donald Trump. She feels bad for Chris but will not be meeting up with him under any circumstances.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)#Captain texts Megan]]</ref>}}

==Other Mentions==
{{quote|I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv- living mine. It's all done and over with.|Chris}}

On 26 [[January 2016]], in the [[CatKnight Interview 2|second CatKnight interview]], Sir Arthur Spatchcock brought up the topic of Megan and the [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|grudge]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Pissed off|Chris]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Damn You|had]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Address|against]] [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#GAMe PLACe revelations|her]]. Chris claimed that he has finally gotten over that grudge, wishing for her to be left alone to live her own life.

In February 2017, Chris looked up and browsed through Megan's Facebook account,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Found Megan's Facebook]]</ref> sharing one of her drawings to his own account. When asked by [[Kim Wilson]] if they were friends again, Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Not quite; I just gone through my past and recent sent friend requests, found Megan Schroeder, and I liked her cover photo; it's cute. She has a few cute dogs too. At least, she's doing okay; as far as I can tell.}}

The act of searching for his ex-[[gal pal]] came just four days after Chris posted about his feelings of nostalgia for his "friends" from [[Manchester High]].

Megan was asked about Chris on her Etsy page on July 1 2017. This was her response: <ref>https://1drv.ms/u/s!Aj5gd-lUeHJyhUknNI2IkmGQC1eq</ref>

{{quotebox|'''Hi'''

Thank you very much! Unfortunately with Chris he never learns from his mistakes, he refuses to accept any accountability. When I heard about the house fire, I thought maybe it was a blessing in disguise and he would start a new better life with a clean slate. But from whatI hear, no, he still begs for money and spends it all on legos...

Well thanks for the good wishes, I really appreciate that!}}

On 9 [[October 2017]], Chris once again looked up Megan's Facebook for her online store and left a comment on it:<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Complimenting Megan Schroeder]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I just wanted to tell you I like your craft and are. You have become a lot more talented over the years. Many blessing to you and your family. 🌸}}

The post was later removed.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Megan include:

*Megan having the memories of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Red Heart]], which she earned while in politics.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20190528042422/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1015420612494397441</ref>

On 19 [[May 2018]], a full decade after Megan cut off all communications with him, Chris issued a public apology to Megan and her brother and expressed his desire to reopen old wounds by speaking with them:<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997900592084238336</ref>

{{quotebox|I want to once again humbly apologize to Megan and John Schroeder. I know I did y'all wrong back in the day but time heals all wounds. It would be nice to hear from you with just a simple "hi" or "best of luck". After all of These Years I still need closure.}}

When asked why he would issue this apology publicly when she clearly does not want to be associated with him, Chris responded that he had no choice because she blocked him on Facebook.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997901813868257281</ref>

On 17 [[October 2018]] (during the timeframe when [[2018 Twitter account compromise|Chris's Twitter account was being compromised]]) Chris's Twitter account declared that if he and Barb received [[Financhu Crisis|enough donations]], he would drive over to Megan's house and take Barb and his "[[Polyamorous marriage|poly-loves]]" with him.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Donation drive to see Megan]]</ref> About nineteen minutes later, the Twitter account backtracked on the claim after learning from [[The Captain]]<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)#Megan's Guns]]</ref> that Megan possesses guns.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Megan's got dat stick]] / https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1052621336751702019</ref> Due to the account compromise, it is unclear whether the messages had been sent by Chris.

In [[the Sons of the Miscreants chats]], [[MKRNightVee]] claimed that Chris wanted her to befriend Megan in order to help him resume communication with Megan. MKR declined to get involved out of concern for Megan.

On 4 [[April 2019]], a trailer for the documentary ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' was released, which featured brief footage of and narration by a brunette woman, shot from behind, speculated and later confirmed to be Megan herself. [[Geno Samuel]] claimed that Megan actually wanted to physically reunite with Chris, thinking it would be fun; the film's director, Joseph Draft, vetoed this, feeling it would be "too corny and forced".<ref>[[:File:Geno on Draft docu.png]]</ref> [[Naught]] claimed both that Megan later requested that her footage be cut entirely from the film, and that Draft destroyed the hard drive containing the film's only known completed copy.<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats (Naught)#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref>

On 20 [[September 2020]], in the [[Watchmen]] Discord server, [[The Place]], Chris, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu]], described having an emotional breakdown over his perceived issues with Megan.<ref>[[The Place chats - Megan Obsession]]</ref>
{{quotebox|Mama off and on would also see Megan in her dreams; simply being there. An awkward moment, and Mama’s impulse was to back away and leave her be.

Now, I can move back to last night.

While trying to fall asleep after hitting the hay at about 1:30 am, for Hours, Chris-Core kept on thinking about it and searching further into these emotions and all. This body cried a LOT, and yes, I’ve had to blow its nose.}}
Additionally, Chris further described his past with Megan, reiterating his desire for a face to face, "heart to heart" chat with her. Near the end of the chat, Chris once again claimed that Megan is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess Red Heart]] of a rare Nintendo console only released in Germany.

On 5 [[November 2020]], in another chat in The Place, Chris described the coverage of Megan in the Chris Chan Youtube series ''[[Beneath the Bridge]]'' as a "real mixed bag", admitting that he had been cringing and crying throughout most of it.<ref>[[The Place chats - Beneath the Bridge]]</ref>
{{quotebox|The multi-part vids about Megan were a real mixed bag; more than half of the time, it hit the nerves in the core of this body, some cringe, a bunch of crying, and so on.}}

On 7 [[January 2021]], Megan was asked if her association with Chris and the ensuing status of minor internet celebrity that came with it was ever thought about. She gave a [[Honest Content|True and Honest]] response, saying that she doesn't even think of it.<ref>[[:File:Megan question January 2021.png]]</ref>

On 25 [[March 2021]], in a yet another chat in The Place, Chris, while role-playing as a psychic detective of a future murder, brought up Megan. Having narrowed down the supposed victims to one of two, Chris claimed that Megan will need extra defense. [[Kyle]] and [[MKR]] quickly discouraged Chris from considering this further, reminding him that Megan has a gun and knows how to defend herself.<ref>[[The Place chats - Psychic Detective]]</ref>
{{quotebox|I’m not finalized which of the two, but the victim is either in California or Virginia.
And, Megan Schroeder, in Virginia, here, is one who will (also) need some extra defense on her part during this present time as well.}}

In the 17 [[October 2023]] video [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]], Chris singled out Megan during a segment in which he complained about people blocking him, saying that she and others had their chance to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|actually be kind and compassionate towards him]].

In the 19 [[May 2025]] video [[Grounded Deep Response]], while attempting to do an [[introspection]] on his public image, Chris brought up Megan while describing the effects of toxic people and trolls in his life. In a slip of the tongue, he started to describe his association with her as a "relationship", before adjusting himself to "friendship."

==Interviews==
During January 2019, a YouTuber by the moniker BazzBe interviewed Megan over Facebook. BazzBe then put together a video narrating the chat.

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===Transcript===
{{quoteboxyellow|[''autistic sigh''] Oh man. Alright, so, like I said earlier in the video [this is part five of a series, he is apparently referring to an earlier part], I did get the chance to speak to Megan today. Um, hold on [fiddles with screen, which due to being 480px is almost completely unreadable on YouTube] ... uh huh, I was [hiding?] the messages.

So basically, I messaged her, uh, it was accidentally, but I messaged her on her business page because apparently she's in business now and, like, cool. So she asked me to talk to her on her normal page, so I did, I found her, and I asked her: so, I'm sure that you know what I want to talk about, things from past events.

She said: '''Oh yeah, you know, Chris.'''

And I told her, like, I'm very drawn to the story, I've been covering it on YouTube, and I figured it would be cool if I could contact to you so I could see how things, like, how you feel about it nowadays.

She goes: '''Well honestly, I don't follow his antics at all, I've seen a few recent things from someone that alerts me that he's doing things regarding me or whatever.'''

And I asked her, well, were you ever really friends, or did you just feel pity for him?

She said, '''No, I'd say despite his advances, it was a good friendship. He was a lot of fun to converse with. People think that I was using him for things.''' (Which I've heard a lot of people say she was just using him to buy things, but it's been like fifteen years, what would she gain from lying to us?) '''People think that I've been using him for things, but I'd always presented him gifts for his birthday or Christmas. Things from eBay I would either give cash or trade for mangas or DVDs or whatever.'''

I said, did you ever think you would reunite, how do you feel about ... sorry I'm tired ... how do you feel about being a part of all this and having a fanbase?

And she said, '''I didn't know I had fans too.'''

[''Vaguely thirsty grin''] You do! '''Personally I think it's best to stay away and not be involved with him again.''' I said, yeah, you do have a fanbase, and you're definitely the saddest part of the story in my opinion. I do generally believe that, now I know a lot about some of the upcoming stuff that's coming to the fore but I will say Megan was the part where it started going downhill. She was the beginning of the snowball effect, and I think that's when the rock bottom starts to come if you know what I mean, 'cause that was like, the last real friend he had before he fucked it all up.

Ah, ok, where was I at?

'''Comparing him now, I'd say he was definitely more normal during my time with him. That's saying something.'''

How many others have contacted you over this?

'''Oh, I couldn't keep count. It's always been through facebook and as well as Etsy, it's always been half and half condolences and trolls, weens trying to get a reaction or a reply out of me.'''

I told her I was just fascinated by the whole thing and I'm happy to have contacted you and have you take the time to take part in this. And she didn't mind, I was very awesome, I mean, damn that's cool. I was always, oh, I'm sorry, I was wanting to interview her on Discord so I could record our voices talking about it, but honestly I didn't think she would know how to use Discord, [''strange noise''], I'm not saying anything bad, she's a little bit older than me, also, it was like 9:30 in the morning so ... I told her I was sorry to bother her and I understand this might be affecting your life in a negative way because I understand about the artwork and stuff. And she said well, not necessarily, I made a couple of really close friends because of it, I think there's a misconception out there that the whole thing traumatized me which isn't the case at all.

That's good. That's actually something I was curious about. And I asked her [''laughs''], does she still enjoy Sailor Moon and My Little Pony?

She said, '''I have a Sailor Moon collection but I don't actively collect it anymore. It's been both a hobby and an investment. A few dolls sell now on eBay for $500 each. That's for Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and MLP''' -- My Little Pony [''autistic smirk''] -- '''I sold those off a few years ago. I still play 3DS games and have a few Pikachu plush but I'm not into the whole anime fandom thing.'''

OK, fair enough. I asked her do you still remain in Virginia or did you escape?

She said she's still in Virginia and she's done some traveling around and overseas. So, then she told me that she was going to take her dogs or go feed her animals, and I said that was fine, but then I just went ahead and said hey, let's just postpone the rest of this and we'll just finish up tomorrow or, like, another day. Um ... yeah [''smirks again''] There's so much more I want to find out and I want to see, like, what all she's willing to discuss, but if you're interested in, like, I wouldn't say contacting, because I don't want anyone to really harass this woman, let her live her life.

If you are interested in buying one of her, uh, forest things ... I didn't actually really take the time to look at these, they're kind of cool ... [''weird smile, long pause''] ... but yeah, if you're interested in like, buying one of these, um, I'd say contact her, they look pretty interesting and you know some people have, like, a thing for cute animals, and I think I might just buy one, just to promote, so, thank you Megan, I really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me about this stuff today. Hopefully we can continue this and go a little bit deeper into it, but, alright. Thank you guys for washing, I really appreciate it, drop me a like, subscribe, help me out, and I will see you guys for part six. I can't wait. Goodnight.}}

A lost interview was also conducted at some point during 2019, for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary, however, the director got cold feet and refused to release any of the documentary footage. A single line of Megan's from the interview is preserved from the documentary's trailer: "Now, he... he seems like a totally different person to me."

==Gallery==

===Art by Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|[[Sailor Moon]]
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]] ~ The pose in this and the following few drawings are traced from [http://info.sonicretro.org/File:Advance2_sonic.png this artwork] of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg|An OC based on the [[Pokémon]] Houndoom.
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg|An OC based on Absol.
Image:321-IceCune.jpg|An OC based on Suicune.
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg
Image:Megan ace of clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs" ~ Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|[[wikipedia:Yoshimitsu|Yoshimitsu]] drawing, made in [[1990s|1996]].<ref name="tekken forces">[https://web.archive.org/web/20091012030656/http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php Tekken Forces Fanart Gallery]</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg|''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girls]]''-style Yoshimitsu<ref name="tekken forces"/>
</gallery></center>

===Art of Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:Sonichu07-P03.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P04.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. :)
Image:129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg
Image:307-MegSch.jpg
Image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg
Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg|Another [[wikipedia:Schroeder (Peanuts)|Schroeder]].
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|He just can't let go...
File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|[[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Megan.
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|He keeps it upside down to torture her.
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|When he feels REALLY angry, he shakes it.
File:Meganfight 26.jpg|Chris victorious over the evil bitch.

</gallery></center>

===Miscellaneous===
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Image:323-MegansDarkChao.JPG
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==References==
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Anne Boleyn

2025-07-11T12:26:29Z

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{{quote|And I do think I Am Entitled in a True, Valid Relationship with a woman very much like you, because I Need The Love, and not only that, but I Am Of Royalty in the [[Daniel Weston|Weston]] Bloodline.|Chris to [[Catherine]], 14 December 2014<ref>[[Catherine E-mails]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Anne boleyn.jpg|thumb|Chris's alleged progenitrix. Perhaps her bloodline resulting in [[Sonichu]] was why she was called [[Mary Lee Walsh|a witch]].]]

'''{{w|Anne Boleyn}}''' (written as '''Anne Bolyn''' by Chris,<ref name="IRC 22 December 2008"></ref> [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|c.1501/1507–19 May 1536]]) was Queen of [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|England and Ireland]] as the second wife of {{w|Henry VIII of England|King Henry VIII}}. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendant of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via a certain [[Daniel Weston]] who was purportedly on the ''{{w|Mayflower}}''.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> Chris [[Chris and English|cannot even spell "Boleyn"]].<ref name="IRC 22 December 2008">[[IRC (22 December 2008)]], [[Mailbag 47#Begone]], [[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref> It is unknown whether or not Chris and Barb plan to produce evidence of their ancestry and topple the current royal {{w|House of Windsor}}.
[[File:KingChris.png|thumb|What Chris and Barb probably want to do with their royal heritage.]]

History buffs may notice a problem with this; aside from the fact that Daniel Weston never even existed, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter: {{w|Elizabeth I of England|Queen Elizabeth I}}. It is impossible for Chris to be descended from her, or indeed for anybody to be; Elizabeth I was childless and was in fact famously known as the [[virgin with rage|Virgin Queen]]; indeed, Chris's home state of [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia]] is named in her honor. The only conceivable way would have been through an illegitimate child, who by definition could not be royalty. The closest authentic involvement that Chris has to the English royal house is through his remote ancestor Ludovico Bassano, who was Good Queen Bess's court [[Chris and music|musician]].<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5552973 Genealogy of Christian Weston Chandler, released 6 November 2019]</ref>

A possible basis for this claim might derive from the alleged adultery between Anne Boleyn and {{w|Francis Weston}} (who shares Barbara's surname). (We need to look more into this).

Current evidence suggests that Barb gave Chris this idea, which seems likely as he's been rambling about his ancestry for years, even before his discovery by the Internet. In August [[2005]], he tried to impress a girl on [[MySpace]] with this "fact" because she was interested in royalty.<ref>[[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref> This may have been this ridiculous notion's first outing, but it was not to be the last - as recently as 2014, in the [[Rental House Tour]], Barb and Chris bored [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]] to tears with a completely fictitious account of how the Westons are considered royalty to this day, and that she and Chris were "blood kin" to Queen Elizabeth I.

In late [[2008]], Chris deduced (or more likely decided) that he is descended from {{w|Mary Boleyn}} (Anne's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]]),<ref name="IRC 22 December 2008"/> and from {{w|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland}} (born 1577),<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref> and later {{w|Earl of Portland|Earls of Portland}}.<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> which fortifies the view that Chris and Barb [[List of Chris's lies|made the whole thing up]]. There is admittedly a possibility that his family tree loops back on itself, but it's [[Virginia|probably a good deal more recent than the Tudor period]].

In [[May 2009]], Chris also cited his ancestry as one of the reasons for [[Wikipedia]] to have an article on him.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], [[Zapina]] is said to be studying at "Bolyn High",<ref>''[[Sonichu 9]]'', [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_2 p. 2].</ref> probably named in reference to Anne Boleyn.

In [[March 2022]], a Redditor used Wikitree to establish that, although Chris is most likely not ''descended'' from Anne Boleyn, they do share common ancestors: [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]] (c. 1258 - 1323) gave birth to Thomas Bardolf (Boleyn's 6th great-grandfather) in 1282, and Nicola Bardolf (Chris' 18th great-grandmother) in c. 1294. This means Anne Boleyn is Chris' 8th cousin, 11 times removed. This is hardly surprising, as all humans are relatives of each other of varying distance.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/tedhwz/barb_may_not_have_been_related_to_anne_boleyn_but/</ref><ref>https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5</ref>

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Daniel Weston]]
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]]
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]

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December 2023 social media posts

2025-07-10T14:25:55Z

Rorr404: Basic transcript of writing in post

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[December 2023]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[Twitter]] and from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu.

==Elon Musk==
2 December 
1:53 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Elon Musk|[''posts a meme reading:'']

HERE I AM, THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD, PHILOSEMITE CLIMATE CRUSADER

AND I STILL GET SHIT FROM IDIOTS}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|The only shit you get is from yourself, due to the lack of authentic deep spiritual satisfaction, insights and connections with everything without the need of technology. Meditate on that, Elon.}}

==Transformers and GoBots==
3 December 
5:16 PM

{{quotebox|I’m asking, but here’s food for thought, would #Transformers and #GoBots still be popular as they are, or would the two popularities be switch if the staff behind both shows had made the opposite shows; #HannaBarbara for Transformers and #Sunbow for Challenge of the GoBots?

[''posts screenshots of the series'']}}

==Joshua Martinez==
4 December 
2:13 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Plautistic|[[Joshua Martinez]]

The man with the reputation, ladies came running just for him, stars like Megan fox and Jessica Alba. he’s one lucky S.O.B, Joshua Martínez aka Lori Lopez, aka Vanessa Hudgens, Fueling the jealousy of @CPU_CWCSonichu

<nowiki>#sonichu #chrischan</nowiki>

[[File:X - Plautistic Joshua Martinez fan art.png|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|😂ROFL! Man, if you think Josh was built buff like Chris Evans or Lucas Lee, you’re Waay off. He pretty much had a string bean build with some physical strength within it when I last saw him Years ago.}}

==Sonic character Rouge==
4 December 
2:14 PM

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Skyla|NO WAY THIS IS REAL???

This doesn’t sound like Rouge at ALL

I didn’t think her voice could get worse 😭}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yep. That’s different.}}

==BronyCon memories==
4 December 
9:43 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Gleamy Dreams ~|Pony con goers! Which convention did you go to first? Which one did you have the most fun at?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|BronyCon, and I had most fun at the 2019 BronyCon. I enjoyed my first time going in 2017, and I am very thankful and treasure my [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|first dance with Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime at the Grand Galloping Gala.]] But I actually felt more accustomed and welcomed in the 2019 convention. Not to mention at the G.G.G., I Literally spoke and sang along with the show and cast members there as they did, confirming my premonition abilities further in witness of the others around Cryzel Rosechu and I there.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Duolingo==
4 December 
10:36 PM

{{quotebox|I’m a Galactic Legend! What’s your [[Duolingo]] learner style? #Duolingo365}}

==Bowser and Peach==
4 December 
11:31 PM

[''In response to a YouTube video, [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sckciaFN70g Super Mario Bros. Wonder - Peach and Bowser - Nintendo Switch (SEA)'']:]

{{quotebox|Wow! Bowser REALLY had to think about how he felt about Peach. Also, does it feel similar to Kermit and Piggy?}}

==Unicorn JasperPie==
6 December 
7:24 PM

{{quotebox|Check it out. I found Unicorn #JasperPie.

https://sagecrystals.com/blogs/properties/unicorn-stone

[''posts images of the stone and of Jasper Pie's OC'']}}

==Defending JasperPie==
7 December 
1:31 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GilmourBear001|I never liked #dajoestanator / #jasperpie tbh.

Just like #heelsvsbabyface, he's Not really that funny at all.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I like #JasperPie; he is funny, and he is genuinely one of the actual Good, Light Powered individuals on this planet. Not only that, but his energy and aura resonates well and strong.

So, yeah, “Who better to cook a pie than a pie who can jazz it up with compassion and fun.”

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==10 million YouTube views==
7 December 
1:44 AM

{{quotebox|Well, with a bit of input from Mary Sue’s best friend, I have just confirmed my ⁦@YouTube⁩ Channel’s view count. Awesome.

[[File:GenerateMilestoneImage.jpg|200px]]}}

==Coco Pomell==
7 December 
1:49 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Gleamy Dreams ~|How many of you remember her? 💙

Bonus: What is her name? Any fun stories about it?

[''posts a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' gif'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Coco Pomell.}}

==MLP G5 meltdown==
8 December 
1:42 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Letupita725HD★ ❄️|She's defrosted! ☃️🎶
<nowiki>#mylittlepony #mlpfim #pinkiepie #december1st</nowiki>

[''posts a gif from ''[[My Little Pony]]'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|My Little Pony Generation Five, aka “Make Your Mark”, “A New Generation”, etcetera is not meant to exist in this timeline at all during this time. You would be doing this Entire Timeline a huge positive, manifesting favor if you would, please, Remove Everything G5 from your YouTube Channel, Twitter and all social media.

It is pure and simple that G4, Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls, is meant to be continued for until Season 14, Episode 26 of FiM, and not sooner. This is a Divine and Light Powered fact for this very timeline that delving into metaphysics remains what is absolutely best for everything and everyone in this universe and timeline, period.

It has nothing to do with the quality of MLP G5, even though it has proven itself in foretold confirmation how all over and not sure what it wants to be at all and Literally Paradoxically all over the place, making the seed that started WWIII, as is. The removal of MLP G5 and resuming MLP G4 directly on Hasbro’s part would only prove restorative and beneficial.

Please, Miss, take a stand with us in what is right by removing Everything MLP G5 from your YouTube and social media.

I speak in connections with the one Alpha/Omega Point of all existence as the One Avatar of all existence.

Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Equestria Girls character==
8 December 
1:43 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Gleamy Dreams ~|Who is this green haired girl? I forgot.

[''posts a gif of an ''[[Equestria Girls]]'' character'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Wallflower Blush}}

==Transformers figs==
8 December 
2:50 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Kay’s Art and Whatnot|should I post more pics of my transformers figs, I got a lot and I wanna do some funky stuff with them. #Transformers}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I say go for it. Been there and done that with the Autobots of Cwcville, and even have found the Combiner Team that joined them soon enough. Feel blessed with the creativity and connections with the Cybertronians, Gobots, Velocitronians, and so on; have fun and enjoy yourself with no need for concern of discovering and manifesting those that have been around before putting that pen to draw them on literal or digital paper.

⚡️💙⚡️

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==Sexual predator==
11 December 
1:01 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Gleamy Dreams ~|REPOST if you are AGAINST s*xual predators being welcomed back into our community only because they apologized after getting caught!}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|The misunderstandings linger from those who misconceive of others’ intentions or lack thereof in pure accident or happenstance. Do not be closed-minded to apologies, and when one has authentically done nothing wrong, or is not guilty of anything, especially after being proven this in court of law, they are to be welcomed back into society, period, without any further bias based on the past misconceptions.

⚡️💙⚡️

As for those who have and are, or have, redeemed themselves, proper, let them be welcomed, and if they act improperly again, then they are shown to require more time to meditate and reflect for themselves.

[''posts an anime gif of a woman slapping a man'']}}

(NOTE: Chris was not found innocent in court for his [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]; he was placed on an [[Autism_disorder_deferred_disposition|autism deferred disposition]] program which he completed in exchange for the court dropping its incest charge.)<ref>[[Jail Saga#Pleadings/Orders Detail]]</ref>

==Rick and Morty-based lore==
11 December 
1:05 PM

{{quotebox|Also, Season 7, Episode 9 of Rick and Morty is quite accurate.

Even in the cold open, it shows Rick "kind of" confirming the Heaven Realm with Jerry's help, and it's actually nearly on point with that of this Universe's Core and Matrix, which is the real Heaven Realm, or neutral transition area of the soul of most everyone.

Very few even go beyond that through the Universe Core's Matrix and into the Timeline's Core, and hardly any, I, aside from that, going through the Timeline's Core's Matrix and into the Alpha/Omega Point of existence, as well as its Matrix, and even beyond that to essentially break out of the Matrix, like in the movies, albeit Spiritually and without as much technology, not counting that which is used to help generate the specific frequencies to aid in focus.

But even with those binaural beats, alone, that will still only get you as far as into the Timeline's Core, breaking out of the Universe Core's Matrix.

Which also backs up the fact that I have presented in writing that Even an Athiest can find Spiritual Revelations and Light Power for themselves.

And in that, there is another energy collective that exists when those that deviate so far from that of the Universe's Core that they escape that collective and deviate into another with the various variables rather that be the sins and regrets, levels of doubt or those that have authentically achieved greater spirituality. There is one collective of the Toxic and Darkest Sinning ones that is considered the Hell Realm, which is a branch separate from the Universe Core.

But here is also where the Soul Bonding aspect comes into effect. You have the neurotypical collective, as now chronicled in this episode's cold open, which is the first outer layer of the Universe Core. And depending on how much accumulated guilt, doubt and sins there is, the worse that collective is. The more red or black the aura or energy that individual becomes, the worse the transitional period they will have.

At intervals in my immortal life, including when I was crucified on the cross, I had accumulated the harmful energies of those along the way, while still remaining as good as possible with the help and support of the other Gods and Goddesses and the Light Power Divine Guidance, I totally cleansed that collective of the red and black vibes and energy, converiting it into calming Blue, like the Blue Flames.

But that can only be a temporary solution, because another collective will sprout from the next really dark energy type, and then it grows to an out of control level, which then is addressed by I or one of the other Gods and Goddesses.
⚡️💙⚡️🌈💎}}

==Son-Chu and the Autobots==
12 December 
3:31 PM

In reply to his [[December 2023 social media posts#Transformers figs|his previous post]]:

{{quotebox|Son-Chu and his Autobot Team have been helping in defending Cwcville and the Earth for Decades now. Backstories, simple yet a bit complicated, but they fight in and out of Cwcville when Decepticons and large kaiju-size threats are abound. And Giovanni and Eggman are only a trifle compared to them.

[''posts a ''[[Transformers]]'' gif'']}}

==MLP G4==
12 December 
10:40 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Field Marshal Dinkledash|[''responding to a Hasbro post on the reduction of its employee numbers'']

This could have been prevented by continuing G4.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|That is more so what I have foretold and said over and over again! @Hasbro can still redeem themselves by shelving G5 completely and resuming Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Comic sales==
12 December 
11:49 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Gleamy Dreams ~|Tell me your favorite G4 fan headcanons?? Pleeeeease?

Tell me all of them, even if they're canonically wrong!}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I remain quite content with this contribution of mine, and we will have printed copies available once again soon enough on [[OfficialCWCmart|the Etsy store]]. And I Do receive the money from the sales, period. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Sonichu Book 12-9 cover (photo).jpg|200px]]}}

==Festive Holiday Greetings artwork==
13 December 
8:52 AM

{{quotebox|Festive Holiday Greetings during a visit to the old forest home of Sonichu Prime (from when he was a Pichu and Pikachu) outside of Station Square, Rhode Island. A recent commission.

The U.S. Starters are in the picture; wait til later to get the evolution lines of Mocktur, Meeper and Teddipig. That’s nothing, wait til you learn of the Eight Legendary U.S. Pokémon; one for each Chakra Point, with Love and Hart. 💚

The fanfics from y’all inspired from that are not canon.

[[File:Art-03Dec2023 - Festive Holiday Greetings.jpg|200px]]}}

==Card compliment==
13 December 
3:36 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Dobbs|I officially own the only PSA 10 of my @NostalgixTCG trading card 🥲

[''posts image of it'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Very nice. 😊}}

==Cards with good soul==
13 December 
3:39 PM

In reply to his [[December 2023 social media posts#Card compliment|his previous post]]:

{{quotebox|Some cards have more good soul and aura hand drawn. #SecretShipficFolder

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==Asking empathy from gifters==
13 December 
6:32 PM

{{quotebox|I felt it well advised to state this once: if anyone wants to send me a gift, like something from @Amazon, consider this in authentic empathy:

If you were I, would you Really want a joke or gag gift that shows off a meme or anything in really bad taste?

Or would you rather feel better receiving a gift that was thought of with care and common sense to the needs, interests and things you actually like and take interest in?

Just consider that and gift to me kindly as you would, or want to for, yourself.

Meditate on that. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts a gif of a Christmas tree'']}}

==Boogie2988==
14 December 
1:07 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Boogie2988|We have lived together for 6 months!

I know some of you find it creepy but we are both happy as a couple can be!

For those who love seeing us happy we will see you at the one year mark!

[[File:Boogie2988.jpeg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I, for one, appreciate and like seeing you both content and mutually appreciating each other as soul mates. It is very good.}}

==Sonic's powers==
14 December 
1:09 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=🌴SpeederLight🌴|Do you like Sonic having electricity or having the wind as his power?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Personally, why not both? Look at Sonichu Prime, for one. Sonic ended up with a bit of extra zap in his step long after the collision with the Pikachu back in February, 2003; it was inevitable. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Remastered Sonic games?==
14 December 
1:11 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=🌴SpeederLight🌴|If you were able to work at sega, which sonic games would you remake/remaster?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Remake Sonic 06, and make Sonichu Adventure.}}

==Criticizing Geno's medallion product==
14 December 
1:19 AM

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Tyler Mason|@genosamuelgeno He's here and he's perfect

[[File:X-Tyler Mason - Sonichu medallion by Geno photo.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Geno Samuel|Many many thanks ♥️}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Geno. Don’t even with the “Certificate”. 3D Printed never surpasses the full soul effort in hand-crafting. It’s not funny.

[''posts a reaction gif of cartoon character Nicole Watterson from The Amazing World of Gumball'']}}

==Equestria Girls cancellation==
14 December 
10:52 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=LuigiGamer - My Little Pony & Gaming|I still can’t get over the fact Hasbro cancelled Equestria Girls were they were planning to bring Sunset’s Human Counterpart for Season 3.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It shall be uncancelled with the resuming of Friendship Is Magic (G4) not long from now. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Teletraan==
14 December 
10:56 AM

{{quotebox|Time to boot up Teletraan 2023 for later today.

[''posts a Transformers gif'']}}

==Technical difficulties==
14 December 
7:09 PM

{{quotebox|[''links to [[Fan Mail and Cwcville Autobots]] part 2'']

My bad. Technical difficulties.}}

==Blessed and immortal Sonic==
15 December 
1:02 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=🌴SpeederLight🌴|I SERIOUSLY WONDER IF SONIC REALLY IS GOING TO DIE! IM NOT READY T-T}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No. [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] is [[Chris and death|immortal]]; [[Jesus Christ|he has risen]] time and again. He is Blessed as such. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Pokemon rant==
15 December 
1:11 PM

{{quotebox|To answer the present FAQ, as exemplified last night:

In #Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, I have not even entered the School in Paldea/Mexico at all. I refuse to do so on literal Divine Timing and Intervention until only after when I, personally, and @Nintendo work together and manifest #PokemonLightningBolt, #PokemonDivaPink and #PokemonBatteryChargeBlue version that cover America and includes Cwcville, VA and the Sonichu and Rosechu species and Evolution Line.

I personally affirm that like My Little Pony G5 (“Make Your Mark”, “Tell Your Tale” and “A New Generation”) from @Hasbro, this has nothing to do with the quality of the game or related media, but that Scarlet and Violet are Premature, and should not have existed Yet, as I have stated clearly and direct, in this Timeline.

Like My Little Pony and Equestria Girls (G4), they shall be resumed by Divine Intervention and command, and the Pokémon of America shall preceded the Pokémon of Paldea/Mexico in the National Pokédex.

There Shall be a massive retcon in Scarlet and Violet, period. Lightning Bolt, Diva Pink and Battery Charge Blue Versions shall be manifested in proper, official, personal collaboration and business. And Rosey, Rosechu, Vamprosa, Sonee, Sonichu and Metonic shall occupy National Pokédex Numbers 978, 979, 980, 981, 982 and 983, respectively.

@Bulbapedia shall also be retconned and updated in this as well.

That is all for now. Thank you.
⚡️💙⚡️🌈💎

[''posts a gif of a character saying, "I wanna go home," then vanishing'']}}

==Pokemon rant, part 2==
15 December 
1:14 PM

{{quotebox|In other words: Mystery Gifts aside, I shall not resume #Pokemon Scarlet or Violet until After #PokemonLightningBolt, #PokemonDivaPink and #PokemonBayteryChargeBlue are fully and properly manifested on the #NintendoSwitch by @Nintendo and I in collaboration, and the National Pokédex are retconned and updated.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Happy birthday==
15 December 
10:16 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Scribbler|BALLOON DAY!}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Oh! Happy Birthday, Scribbler. 😊}}

==12 Previous Lives==
15 December 
10:18 PM

{{quotebox|I feel like mentioning this, but someone, or likely more than one of the individuals online have speculated my “12 Previous Lives”; this was noted in a letter I received in my P.O. Box. But I attest and affirm, I was never ever any of these twelve individuals, period. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:X 15Dec23 - - pobox letter.jpg|200px]]}}
Transcript:
Virginia Bruce (1910 - 1982)
Winslow Homer (1836 - 1910)
William B Travis (1809 - 1836)
Johann Gottfried Eckard (1735 - 1809)
Polyxena of Hesse-Rotenburg (1706 - 1735)
Pierre Verdier (1627 - 1706)
Thomas Middleton (1580 - 1627)
Isabel Worthingston (1547 - 1580)
Henry VIII (1491 - 1547)
Onorato II Caetani (1414 - 1491)
Thomas Arundel (1353 - 1414)
Simeon of Moscow (1317 - 1353)

==OnlyFans==
16 December 
12:49 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Boogie2988|[''responding to a user's question on if his girlfriend will do OnlyFans'']

We have talked about doing like a pg-13 cosplay kind of thing.

But she’s never gonna show you pictures of her ssshole. Both of us, currently, have at least the tiniest shreds of self respect.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Very good on both of you setting that boundary and rule for yourselves. 😊

That is certainly a sign of self-maturity and self-respect I appreciate.}}

==Green Transformers==
18 December 
12:49 AM

{{quotebox|In regards to [[Fan Mail and Cwcville Autobots|my recent live stream]], this is Rollout of Cwcville’s Autobot team. I told you he was green.

[[File:X - Green Transformer - 17Dec2023.jpg|200px]]}}

==AI Funko Pops==
18 December 
2:18 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=WarhammerDave|@CPU_CWCSonichu what's your pop funko made by Bing AI image creator look like?

Here's mine

[''posts images'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[[File:X - AIFunko1 - 17Dec2023 1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:X - AIFunko1 - 17Dec2023 2.jpg|200px]]}}

==Gwen Mikoto lore==
18 December 
5:39 PM

Chris posts lore on [[Gwen Mikoto]].

{{quotebox|Finally put into a figure form, from the times of [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy]]’s Corruptions of multiple timelines, Gwenmi Mikoto, the evil, deceptive, robot-identifying human who upgraded with a transector.

[[File:Gwenmi mikoto-min.jpg|200px]]
[[File:X - Gwenmi Transformer1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:X - Gwenmi Transformer2.jpg|200px]]
[[File:X - Gwenmi Transformer3.jpg|200px]]}}

==Transformers trivia==
19 December 
3:39 PM

{{quotebox|I just noticed this, When did Optimus Prime roll in to fell Crasher? Oh! Mirage-Maker Scooter. 😊

[[File:X - Transformers screenshot - 19Dec2023 1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:X - Transformers screenshot - 19Dec2023 2.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Past Ideas Reemerging - Part 1==
19 December 
8:09 PM

{{quotebox|[''Posts link to [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging - Part 1]]'']}}

==Immortals and gifts==
19 December 
10:56 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Calpain|What do you think 1000+ year old alicorns want for their birthdays?

[''posts fanart of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character Luna'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Immortal individuals like receiving kind gifts that those who gave them would kindly get for themselves, in a way of sharing a bit of them with the immortal individual. But never joke, meme or cruel-themed gifts. Would one Seriously give themselves anything like that? Nope.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Mickey and Kermit==
19 December 
11:05 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Lauren Faust and Furious|Ok, let's try again: who was better cast as Bob Cratchitt?

[''posts screenshots of Mickey Mouse and Kermit the Frog'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have actually watched both Mickey’s and Muppet’s Christmas Carol Specials before. I feel Mickey made a better Bob Cratchitt, and the special would have likely done better if it had been a feature length movie as opposed to a half-hour show. But it is still quite good for the show.}}

==Post a robot==
19 December 
11:09 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Pixelkitties 🦆|If you see this, post a robot 🤖

[''posts an image of a ''Dairugger XV'' action figure'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|How about four? Son-Chu, Chris Chan, Silver and Mainframe behind them.

[[File:X - Custom toys - 19Dec2023.jpg|200px]]}}

==Livestream announcement (22 December)==
22 December 
1:01 PM

{{quotebox|Getting markers out for a bit of streaming art later.

[''posts a gif of a person coloring'']}}

==Merry Christmas==
22 December 
7:14 PM

{{quotebox|Merry Christmas! 🎄

[[File:X - Christmas tree 22Dec2023.jpg|200px]]}}

==Vert fantasy==
28 December

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Semi Frequent Neptunia Stuff|You walk into a room and see this sight. What do you do?

[''posts art of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' character Vert'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=12:39 AM|I’d greet Vert, kindly, comment in the lovely, mildly cloudy, sunny day in spring, ask how she was doing. Maybe enjoy a pleasant chat, and then move forward with my day bidding her many blessings and successes. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=LIMIT DV JANK|Christine, what would you do if you walked into a room and saw me

[[File:X - LIMIT DV JANK - 27Dec2023.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=12:43 AM|I would wish and pray for better blessings for you and continue on my way.}}

==Punislavs==
30 December 
1:59 PM

{{quotebox|When the Punislavs formerly of PVCCitizens attack!

[[File:X - Punislavs1 - 30Dec2023.jpg|200px]]
[[File:X - Punislavs2 - 30Dec2023.jpg|200px]]}}

==Past Ideas Reemerging - Part 2==
30 December 
9:58 PM

{{quotebox|[''Posts link to [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging - Part 1|Past Ideas Reemerging - Part 2]]'']}}

==Happy New Year==
31 December 
10:37 AM

{{quotebox|Happy New Year!

[''posts a gif of ''[[Peanuts]]'' character Snoopy celebrating a New Year's'']}}

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