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Muscle bra

2010-09-27T17:46:11Z

Rosechupenis:

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{{quote|OMG, WOW! This material feel so, so, so good on my skin.|Chris in [[#the bra e-mail|the bra e-mail]]}}

[[Image:Sports-bra-DERP-dumb-look.jpg|thumb|Happy Chris in a muscle bra and with [[PS3|life upgrade]]]]
[[Image:Cwcbraorig.JPG|thumb|Unhappy Chris in a classic (read: his [[Barb|mom]]'s) bra]]
'''Muscle bra''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for the [[Wikipedia:sports bra|sports bra]] that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is wearing on his [[obesity|manboobs]].

The muscle bra, also known as '''the Muscle Bra of Fail''', first appeared in [[October 2009]] in the leaked e-mail accompanied by photos. His usually bouncy moobs soon became less noticeable in subsequent videos.

Later the same month, Chris appealed to others to wear a muscle bra too:

{{quote|I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.|Chris exhibiting his bizarre method of "not getting it" in [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]}}
==Chris and bras==
[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|left|Chris after converting his bra into a wearable [[attraction sign]]]]
[[File:Wantwoman.png|thumb|Artist's depiction]]

Chris seems to find the sight of bare male chests extremely unappealing and even offensive. In the [[April 2010]] video message [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Men Should NEVER be Topless]] he strongly insisted all men should wear bras and said he would actually make it a [[law]]. It is likely he makes this claim in a shallow attempt to appear straighter than [[straight]].

Despite saying that other men's chests are ugly, he has [[Chris and hypocrisy|no problem]] depicting [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|himself]] [[:File:CWCFlex.jpg|shirtless]], ''without'' the bra, as in his ideal self-image his manboobs are non-existent and thus need no such support.

In the real world, though, Chris presumably finds his muscle bra to be a necessity, given his [[Chris and health|unusually large breasts]]. Due to his [[Chris and art|inability]] to differentiate differences in the anatomy of other human beings, Chris may see it as necessary for other males to cover up as well - or, more likely, he simply wants to rationalize the fact that he needs one because of his big breasts by encouraging people who do not need one to wear one as well, thus hiding the actual reason for him wearing his fashionable sports bra.

Chris clearly liked wearing a muscle bra so much that the same month [[For_J-R's_Eyes_Only.MOV|he gave us a better look in a video]]. One might assume that the clean white bra here is a different one from the pale gray one in the photos, implying that Chris has bought multiple bras. Given that things never get cleaner in the Chandler household, only filthier, this seems a safe assumption to make. We already know from the below email that Chris bought one set of sports bras in a three-pack, and due to his notorious cheapness we have no reason to think he did not do the same with the second set of bras. This suggests Chris has at least six bras. Chris also reveals in the video in question that he wears bras with a band size of 42. His cup size is unknown at this time.

In [[June 2010]] Chris went to [[Fridays After Five]], where he continued to carry out his campaign against exposed manboobs among the general public by wearing his muscle bra to the event. It seems that Chris has also found another use for muscle bras, demonstrated by vandalizing his bra with a marker pen and converting it into an [[attraction sign]]. Whereas most normal people would perhaps draw on a T-shirt to make their point, Chris has devised a seemingly superior method of [[Love Quest|making his]]. That's right: for a woman to have read his statement of intent to engage in a romantic and sexual relationship with her, she'd have to have stared at one of the more disturbing outward pieces of evidence that he ''just doesn't understand how those relationships work'', which may or may not be a poetic microcosm of his entire fucking life since puberty.

Chris may have actually had a fetish for wearing women's underwear longer than we think. Likely, the fetish began when [[Blanca]] made him dress in his [[mother]]'s undergarments. For a period, he seems to have struggled with his urges — one image, drawn around the [[Ivy]] [[Saga]], inexplicably shows [[Punchy Sonichu]] wearing a bra — and since he did not buy his sports bra until later in the year, we can only conclude that he was wrestling with his desire to steal his mother's underwear to support his manboobs.
{{clear}}

==The bra e-mail==
The following e-mail was leaked in October 2009, along with a series of illustrative photos. The identity of the recipient has never been publicly revealed.

<blockquote>
(omitted stuff)...

[[Stress]] causes Memory Loss sometimes. At least I undid the hacker who got into my [[YouTube]]. 

Also, I did my shopping today; I haven't been able to draw or color today yet, but I will set some time tonight. I got my copy of [[Guitar Hero|G.H.5]], my new 3-in-one-printer, and I found the sports bras at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]]; 3-packs for $10 a pack. In leiu of going into the fitting room, I asked the nearby female employee to measure my bust size; I'm a 43. So I got a 3-set of 42; I've been wearing one for try... It is sooo comfortable, and my manboobs do not bounce as easily; I jumped a few times to see. OMG, WOW! This material feel so, so, so good on my skin. It's like a [[sex toys|Guitly Pleasure]] or something. 

Anyway, I got my exercise in today. I also went to [[McDonald's|McD]], Toys 'R' Us, Sheetz, Food Lion and [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] for applications; NO PAPER APPLICATIONS! OMG, it really ground my gears to realize that. Although at Target, I was not totally surprised; I went straight to their computer station and filled in their application online. But EVERYONE IS LIKE GOING DIGITAL WITH NO PAPER TRAIL; It Sucks! This is even WORSE Than that CRAPPY PowerWeb at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. 

Yes, you have read correctly, I HAVE ALWAYS HATED THAT DAMN, [[Sonichu's News Dash#Chris on PowerWeb ("Why PowerWeb STINKS on Ice")|STUPID POWERWEB!]]<ref><s>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys#Mary_Lee_Walsh</s> Chris seems to hate the PowerWeb because it's a pet project of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and he was too dumb to understand how to use it.</ref> Even in it's pre-released Over Advertising, which was TOTALLY UNECCESSARY. Every time I was FORCED into using that Damn System, I was always reluctant, and I had to use my Student ID No., which I HAD NEVER CARED TO MEMORIZE; I only glanced at a few numbers at a time upon entry, and "In One Ear And Out The Other" with that soiled piece of what would have been valuable information. You said I was the first person you met to Hate Kenneth; well, I'm probably the first person you met who Always Loathed the PowerWeb since its PreBirth. 

<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[stress sigh|sigh]]*

But I digress... and this bra feels sooo good.

Something else, I'll forward you an e-mail I sent to [[Kacey]] last night after our conversation to best start another concern of mine. 

I'll TTYL, 
Stay Safe, 
Chris.
</blockquote>

==Gallery==
===E-mail images===
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===Animated gifs===
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==See also==
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=5645734 Chris's bras at Wal-Mart]
*[http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArBejoyhqBdCwpev_B8FBg4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090727052138AAL0i56 Chris's inspiring others to revolutionize men's fashion!!111]

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Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-07T17:23:52Z

Rosechupenis: today is my birthday, and seeing chris wearing his medallion again is the greatest gift anyone could ever give me... im so pathetic

[[File:Haters.PNG|thumb|right|80px|Indeed!]]
'''Haters Gonna Hate''' is a video released on 6 [[September 2010]]. In it, a smug [[Chris]] dismisses the various rumors about his death, and announces that he's going to distance himself from the [[trolls]] and the [[Internet]] ([[Chris_and_the_internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|again]]).

This video marks the return of the [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]] after being missing for half the year, and Chris prominently displays his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] in classic fashion at the opening of the video. Also, following the [[PS3]] destruction videos, it's possible to see a PS3 on the top shelf, next to the [[television]]. It may be a new one, but it's also possible that Chris kept the case of the old one as a memento. If it is the old one, it once again forms part of [[List of Chris's Lies|Chris's inability to tell the truth]], since he said he would be [[ItIsFinished.MOV|disposing of it in a dumpster]].

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Haters gonna hate.mov
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N3KX-1o2WRU}}
| stardate = 6 September 2010
| style = {{smug|text}}
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| shirt = {{PlainOrangeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===

[[image:PS3Alive.png|thumb|''I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.'']]

''*[[sigh]]*'' September... ''[counting under his breath]'' 4..5...[[Speech impediment|''sits'']]! Two thousand ten.

I am ''not'' [[dead]]. ''[dramatic [[glasses]] removal]'' I am very much alive, [[Chris and health|healthy and well]]! And I aims to keep it that way, so don't believe any god damn rumors from the dang trolls, 'cause you know they alls gonna be falsified. ''[pause]'' And I'll tell ya'll something else - [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] ain't dug up! She's still underground! All them trolls are doing between their forum and what they lie- what they spread about and their dang rumors, is just blowin a bunch of [[Tobacky|''smoke'']]. ''[pause]'' So, what do you ''[mumbles]'' so do you- should you believe a whole bunch of smoke? No. Because all there is with the smoke is just a bunch of ''[mumbles]'' it's just a fire of web [[lies]].

''[Long pause]''

So there. ''[Pause]'' And also, I am going to ignore the trolls and they are not going to bother me anymore. I am regaining control of my life. They have played with me tur-lo- for long enough and they're not gonna play with me anymore; I'm not going to let them. And also I will say another thing. ''[Starts digging into his pocket, fishing out some sort of string]'' Haters. ''[Twirls string]'' Are gonna. Hate. Pew! ''[Throws it, turns off camera]'' {{clear}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Captain's Log}}

We're Being Watched

2010-07-30T01:28:07Z

Rosechupenis: oopsy

[[We're Being Watched]] (officially '''Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408''') reveals that - by 04 [[October 2008]] - [[Chris]] is thoroughly convinced that all information about him being leaked to the Internet is being obtained by [[trolls]] who have literally hacked into the computer and webcam of both himself and his [[gal-pals]]. To let his enemies know he is on to them, Chris produces this avant-garde production.

The clip references a popular line from an episode of ''[[Wikipedia:Æon Flux|Æon Flux]]'', in which the title character mockingly states her intentions directly into a security camera, knowing that no one will take her seriously enough to intervene:

<blockquote>“My name is Æon Flux. I'm here on a mission to assassinate Trevor Goodchild. Is everybody listening? Do you believe me? Am I confessing?”</blockquote>

==Video==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408
| image = {{#ev:youtube|S5XImaPkKRQ}}
| Stardate = 4 October 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumors}}Rumors
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}}Crazy
| Saga = {{Blanca}}[[Blanca]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Greenblacktrim.png]] Green with Black Trim
| previous = [[Chris_Sex_Videos#Chrischan_Undressing|Chrischan Undressing]]
| next = [[Chris_Chan_Update_9_October_2008#Video|Chris Chan Update October 9, 2008]]
}}</center>

{{quote|''We're being watched.''}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Aeon claw.PNG|right|thumb|In response to this disturbing video, Aeon releases her frustration by parodying Chris's [[Claw of fail]]]]
[''speaking off-camera''] ''We're being watched.''

[''walks into the shot and looks directly at the camera'']

My name is Christian Weston Chandler.

I'm here to find happiness with [[Blanca|my true sweetheart]], who I've known for over two months now. So, you trolls best leave us alone!

Is anybody listening? Do you ''belieeeve'' me?

Everybody happy now?!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Sex Videos]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]|}}

{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2008-10-04]]

We're Being Watched

2010-07-30T01:26:34Z

Rosechupenis: :D

[[We're Being Watched]] (officially '''Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408''') reveals that - by 04 [[October 2008]] - [[Chris]] is thoroughly convinced that all information about him being leaked to the Internet is being obtained by [[trolls]] who have literally hacked into the computer and webcam of both himself and his [[gal-pals]]. To let his enemies know he is on to them, Chris produces this avant-garde production.

The clip references a popular line from an episode of ''[[Wikipedia:Æon Flux|Æon Flux]]'', in which the title character mockingly states her intentions directly into a security camera, knowing that no one will take her seriously enough to intervene:

<blockquote>“My name is Æon Flux. I'm here on a mission to assassinate Trevor Goodchild. Is everybody listening? Do you believe me? Am I confessing?”</blockquote>

==Video==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408
| image = {{#ev:youtube|S5XImaPkKRQ}}
| Stardate = 4 October 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumors}}Rumors
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}}Crazy
| Saga = {{Blanca}}[[Blanca]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Greenblacktrim.png]] Green with Black Trim
| previous = [[Chris_Sex_Videos#Chrischan_Undressing|Chrischan Undressing]]
| next = [[Chris_Chan_Update_9_October_2008#Video|Chris Chan Update October 9, 2008]]
}}</center>

{{quote|''We're being watched.''}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Aeon claw.PNG|right|thumb|In response to this disturbing video, Aeon releases frustration by parodying Chris's [[Claw Of Fail]]]]
[''speaking off-camera''] ''We're being watched.''

[''walks into the shot and looks directly at the camera'']

My name is Christian Weston Chandler.

I'm here to find happiness with [[Blanca|my true sweetheart]], who I've known for over two months now. So, you trolls best leave us alone!

Is anybody listening? Do you ''belieeeve'' me?

Everybody happy now?!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Sex Videos]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]|}}

{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2008-10-04]]

Chris and his ego

2010-07-09T10:52:23Z

Rosechupenis:

{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]]}}

{{quote|For every one that exalteth himself shall be humbled; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.|[[Chris and religion|Luke 14:11 (English Revised Version)]], really hitting the nail on the head}}

'''Egotism''', out of all of Chris's flaws, is the most important and self-destructive. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] in real life.
[[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the mall for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of beloved children)]]
==Origins==
Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to shift blame for all of his troubles to other people. A sense of entitlement, again homegrown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his problems and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the importance of himself against others tilts far in his favor. His autism compounded the problem by making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. [[Chris_and_reality#Outside_of_the_comics|He grew up in a different world.]]

But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been quite so crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, but Chris's development appears to have completely stopped altogether. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for the better part of a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and people let him.

===The Enablers===
[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A]]
{{quote|He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.|Proverbs 13:24}}
Chris's parents are enablers ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost 30 years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be. Adults with far more crippling mental health problems (from emotional disorders to mental retardation) live far more independently than Chris does, whether alone, alone with supervision, or in group homes.

For children like Chris, public school special education is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their lives, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on "buy-in." Chris's parents clearly never bought into these strategies, because they never fostered any interest in instilling any form of independence in Chris, thus undermining the entire regimen of special education and ending up with a man-child with entitlement issues.

===Monthly Tugboat===
{{Main|Chris and Money}}

{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. | Chris, taking pride in being a lazy fuck.}}

Chris receives welfare from the government; a [[monthly tugboat|"monthly tugboat"]] as he calls it. Although intended for people who were unable to work, Chris continues to abuse the welfare system due to the fact that he is simply unwilling to work on anything except drawing [[Sonichu (comic)|his shitty comic]], [[Video games|playing video games]], and [[Love Quest|trying to find a girlfriend.]]

Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the monthly tugboat that he receives is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle—and thus his worldview—sustainable.

===Blind Luck and the Cherry Picking Fallacy===
[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up]]
[[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|left|Article in PVCC's ''Forum'', proof that some people have too much time on their hands.]]
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park]]
A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|two-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego.

Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fanmail, letters-to-the-editor, internet commentary, and other drivel. Each letter to Nintendo is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.<ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:

:"Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas."

Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved...medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}} 

As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in [[PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' as icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgment. As he graduated from PVCC in 2006, his writing shows that [[Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, in order to become a true media sensation.

On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion has led him to believe that he has a legion of fans; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirm it.

==Narcissistic Personality Disorder==
[[Image:Narcissus.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST artist's depiction.]]
It's entirely possible however, that Chris suffers from [[Wikipedia:Narcissistic personality disorder|Narcissistic personality disorder]], whose diagnosis criteria detail many of the characteristics that Chris exhibits.

{{quotebox|The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM IV-TR, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines narcissistic personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:

A pervasive pattern of [[CWCville|grandiosity]] (in fantasy or behavior), [[True and Loyal Fanbase|need]] [[Love Quest|for]] [[Barbara|admiration]], and [[Autism|lack]] [[Chris and remorse|of]] [[Chris and death|empathy]], beginning by [[PVCC|early adulthood]] and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1.has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., [[Art|exaggerates]] [[Honor roll|achievements]] [[CADD|and]] [[Sonichu (comic)|talents]], expects to be recognized as superior without [[China|commensurate achievements]])

2.is preoccupied with fantasies of [[Sonichu|unlimited success]], [[CWCville|power]], [[Honor roll|brilliance]], [[Chris and fashion|beauty]], or [[Sweetheart from the ground up|ideal love]]

3.believes that he or she is [[Autistic|"special"]] and [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|unique]] and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or [[Shigeru Miyamoto|high-status people]] (or [[Chris and the industry|institutions]])

4.requires excessive [[Fanbase|admiration]]

5.has a sense of [[Barbara|entitlement]], i.e., unreasonable expectations of [[Hanky panky|especially]] [[Honor Roll|favorable]] treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

6.is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., [[Cole Smithey|takes advantage of others]] to achieve his or her [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|own ends]]

7. [[Chris and death|lacks empathy]]: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the [[Megan|feelings and needs]] [[Wallflower|of others]]

8. is [[Adam Stackhouse|often envious of others]] or believes [[JERKS|others]] are [[Kick the Autistic|envious]] of him or her

9.shows [[Mailbag|arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes]]}}

As you can see, these criteria describe Chris's ego, right down to the sense of entitlement.

==Manifestations==

Chris's egotism manifests itself in many ways.

===Unwarranted Self-Importance===
[[Image:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]
:''See also: [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]''
{{quote|I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before 2000.|-Chris, [[Mailbag 48]]}}
As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice [[troll|observer]] to get lost in the sea of [[Sonichu]] shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. "Of course," you say, "he's got a billion hits on [[YouTube]] and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]]."

But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]:<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and [[Barbara|I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention]]. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

*I will never hang notes on the wall again.
*I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.
*I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.}}

E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a [[personal army]]:

{{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[True and Loyal Fanbase|E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}

It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.<ref>Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}

The instant-gratification, instant-acknowledgment, and instant-attention--good or bad--that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.

===Persecution Complex===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint CWC the Martyr.]]

Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he [[lie|"takes responsibility for"]] are still out of his hands. His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was [[Kick the Autistic|mean to him]], he didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]] or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]], ''and'' he doesn't deserve the 24/7 [[troll]]ing, among other things.

And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:

{{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services," Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia userpage]]}}

It doesn't help that he's engaged in a quagmire of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those DAMNED TROLLS keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].

{{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, THAT IS MY HOUSE}}

It has never—and likely ''will'' never occur to him that he needs to go ''outside'', get a job, and get off the damned internet.

After the release of [[100 2178|May 8 video]] in which Chris blames the Greene County's school board for pretty much every misfortune in life (from being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], to [[Autism|being the social outcast we all know and hate]]) thereby cementing the notion that Chris will never take responsibility for his actions.

===Naïveté===
Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. The man is like the Sith: he only deals in absolutes. Either you're with him or you're a [[troll]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk—even from professionals—about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labeling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a troll.

Chris equates [[honesty]] with divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris- getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting his pants]], or even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.

His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening [[Sonichu|his]] [[Copyright|identity]]. The earlier trolling schemes (such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]]) got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that they had to start a [[CWCki|wiki]] to keep track of it all.

In 2009 and 2010, Chris has slowly begun to "learn" to distrust trolls or to keep more of his [[PSN|information]] secure. However, many of his trolls believe this is akin to putting a shock collar on an animal. Eventually, in order to stop being shocked (not because they actually understand or care) an animal will start doing as it is told.

===Hubris: The Pride Before the Fall===
[[Image:NeitherOfUs.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a narcissist.]]
{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3|right about that last part]]}}
Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, this attitude has transcended self-confidence and erupted into full-blown hubris: Chris is convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[Chris and art|art]] are not just competitive with his peers, but clearly superior.

And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to have some sort of horror befall them.

But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get recognition for his art at high school graduation?

{{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}

Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?

{{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}
[[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb|What Chris sees when he looks in the mirror.]]
All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also [[Barbara|extremely sheltered]], he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing [[CWCville|elaborate fantasy worlds]]. This is also probably why he sees mundane chores as [[Father Call|horrific trials of strength and will]]. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as 'psychological neoteny,' which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.

Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as 'omnipotence of thought'. Basically, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life in order to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that [[Magi-Chan]] is yet another Mary Sue for Chris, serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for ultimate authority. Why he felt it necessary to make [[Reginald Sneasel|yet]] another [[Sonichu (character)|character]] to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of [[CWCville]].

Another aspect of Chris's arrogance, and again caused by his childish way of viewing [[Virginia|the world]], is visible in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|a phone call]] with Alec Benson Leary, creator of [[Asperchu]]. In the call it is obvious Chris does not follow a mature procedure for developing a stance on issues. Where normally an individual will learn information about the issue and from there decide how they feel about that issue, Chris does it the other way around and decides how he feels about something, then refuses to believe, understand, or even humor any evidence to the contrary. While most people have very strong beliefs in some issues, so much so that they automatically have a prejudice against people believing differently (E.G. [[Barack Obama|politics]], [[religion]], etc.), Chris has this perspective on everything. He takes a position on matters, then finds ways to back it up and ignores all evidence for the opposing viewpoint. For example, Chris has decided [[homos]] are bad, so he selectively finds [[Leviticus|information]] that backs up his stance on the matter and ignores anything anyone will tell him about why his homophobia is bad and makes him a bad person. He will then go as far as to pretend he can [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|cure homosexuality]] with his own blood. Unless disliking homosexuals means he [[I'm_Sorry,_Dude|may not get laid]].

This is most obvious when he takes two contrary positions about a similar topic. The obvious example of this is Chris's understanding of the way [[parody]] functions. Chris will defend his right to make Sonichu to the hilt by claiming it is a [[Parody#Hypocrisy|parody]], but he then states that Asperchu is a bad thing because it is a parody. As you can see, Chris has decided that he has every right to make Sonichu so he backs this up with statements about his right to parody existing trademarked characters, but conversely he has decided Asperchu is bad, so he supports this position by stating it is a parody of his legitimate work.

===Materialism===

{{quote|I want Julie! Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, caring more about his precious PSN Account and Sonichu website, more than his [[troll|sweetheart]].}}

It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder), buying large amounts of crap that make him feel good about himself, and by some twisted form of reality make him think that his unhealthy amount of children toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when in reality any human being would clearly see that this man is [[Naïve|delusional]]. He also doesn't seem to have a problem with not working but getting [[money]] for sitting on his ass anyway, claiming he can get more from his [[tugboat]] than he could at an actual job.

===Tender Misanthropy===

A "tender misanthrope" is, by definition, "someone who despises humanity in general, but is ever ready to make an exception for the ''real'' people". In other words, an egotist who pretends to be benevolent. While it's obvious that Chris is an egotist, he truly believes that he's benevolent. He is the perfect example of a tender misanthrope, screaming death threats at what he knows of humanity (seeing as the only social contact he gets is from the [[Internet]]) while also believing that he is a kind, loving person who can [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|give advice]] and [[Pedofork|act as a role model for children]].

Another part of the definition states that "a tender misanthrope feels certain of being able to love real people if only they could be found - or, failing that, [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|to transform existing false people into idealized ''real'' people]] through social and political programs of the tender misanthrope's own making". The way that Chris treats [[homos]], seeing as he hates them all ([[Mailbag_53#Well,_that_makes_everything_better!|no matter what he says]]) and wants to turn them straight by placing them into co-ed prisons, reprogramming them into straights via concentration camps, or by creating a vaccine that "cures" homosexuality, certainly fits this description. The fact that he also generalizes trolls as homos also supports this. If that does not convince you that Chris feels he can make people into what he can emotionally attach himself to, there are also other obvious examples in his unique delivery of his intentions.

===Disregard of rules of conduct online===

{{quote|DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!|Chris, in [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#4 September|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}

Chris has little regard for the rules of online communities; when he joins up on websites, he tends to do things his way. He assumes that his own niche in these websites is under his absolute control: for example, he assumed that [[Wikipedia]] would allow him to post anything on his personal user page, or that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] would remove material critical to him if he just asked not-so-nicely. Sites like [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]] allow community participation; Chris simply disallowed comments, or later on, just ignored every comment he received. Chris also assumes that when other people host websites for him (in case of [[CWCipedia]]), he's given the final say on all matters. His record for getting permabanned is currently at two weeks on [[Flipnote Hatena]] when he foolishly tried to re-upload Flipnotes that had been removed for breaking the rules (without bothering to find out why they had been removed in the first place).

==War against the ego==
One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knight]]s. These [[slow-in-the-minds|misguided souls]] have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.

When asked to get [[Chris and psychology|real, psychiatric help]], Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious [[monthly tugboat]] on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).

==Examples of Chris's Ego in the Real World and in the Comic==
[[Image:SchuComic8P68.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Jiggliami]] sums it up nicely]]
{{Main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}
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==References==
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Pokémon

2010-07-04T15:14:32Z

Rosechupenis: repeated sen

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[[Image:Satoshi tajiri.jpg|thumb|[[Aspergers|Aspie]] creator of the series, Satoshi Tajiri. Unlike Chris, he actually did something with his life.]]

'''''Pokémon''''' (or Pok'emon, according to Chris) is one of [[Nintendo]]'s greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomenon that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar multimedia franchise encompassing [[video games]], [[card games]], toys, an [[anime]] series, and much, much more.

Yet it only took [[Christian Weston Chandler|one autistic manchild]] to forever ruin it for an entire generation.

==Chris-chan in the Pokémon world==
Chris, according to the [[Sonichu]] article in [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu CWCipedia], sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have over 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his ''Pokémon Diamond'' game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his [[autistic]] imagination. However, given the fact he owns [[List of Chris's games|every Pokémon game]] and game system, has no life at all, and has paid off several mortgages in [[Animal Crossing]], it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's [[Mass debating|time isn't going to anything good]].

It should be noted that the Generation IV games such as ''Diamond'', ''Pearl'', ''Platinum'', ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' feature 493 Pokémon, something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has, making his "collection" far from complete. To make matters worse, the recently-announced fifth generation games, ''[[Niggos|Black]]'' and ''White'', will introduce at least a hundred more.

TL;DR - He's a fucking deluded moron.

As the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon Gym, Chris has a fairly unimaginative team:
:* [[Sonichu]], a [[Parody|Recolor]]
:* [[Anime|Inuyasha]], a [[Wikipedia:Blaziken|Blaziken]]
:* [[Gregg Mays|Greg]], a [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]]
:* [[Chris and his Ego|Christina]], a [[Wikipedia:Sceptile|Sceptile]]
:* [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]], a [[Wikipedia:Gardevoir|Gardevoir]] (who many people seem to have a fetish for, [[Chris and sex|possibly including Chris]]...)
:* [[Random-access humor|Bagoner]], a [[Wikipedia:Salamence|Salamence]]

==Pokémon characters appearing in ''Sonichu'' comics==

===[[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]]===

Transformed into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 0]]. Despite the importance to Sonichu lore, this is basically the only time a Pikachu appears or is mentioned in the comic. From this point on, it's all just shitty recolors of Chris's first shitty recolor.

===[[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]]===

Transformed into [[Rosechu]] by the [[Rainbow]], in Sonichu 0.

===[[Wikipedia:Dragonite|David the Dragonite/Daisy the Dragonite]]===

A Dragonite Kel also owned. The considerate Pokémon trainer offered his [[Duck|sexual services]] to [[Rosechu]] when the latter was [[Masturbating and squirtin'|in heat]], noting that he's "[[Honest|loyal]]". Rosechu refused, stating that David is "[[Obesity|just too big]]" even for her loose, gaping [[China]], and suggesting Kel [[Patti-Chan|have sex with him herself]]. Kel enigmatically answers that "she can't say she didn't try". Did they or didn't they? History will [[Chris and writing#Kudzu plot|never know]].

Strangely enough, David may have been [[retcon]]ned into "Daisy the Dragonite", as indicated by a listing of Kel's Pokémon on [[CWCipedia]]. David, who appeared in [[Issue 0]] (Episodes 2 and 3), is not mentioned on the list, though Daisy is and is the only Dragonite on the list. It would not be out of the question to think that Chris simply forgot about David's importance to the canon and retconned him into a girl, especially probable due to the fact that both names begin with the same letter and Chris couldn't really name a girl "Davidina", plus the fact that he has created [[Simonla|gender-benders]] before. This would indicate that Kel, in fact, offered "Daisy" to Rosechu for a [[lesbian]] relationship, which in turn calls into question the sexuality of Rosechu, Kel, and the Dragonite, and makes several aspects of the comic a great deal more confusing.

===[[Wikipedia:Zapdos|Zapdos]]===
[[Image:Zapdos.jpg|thumb|Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]
An electric type [[Pokémon]] and one of the three legendary birds. Zapdos was used by [[Naitsirhc]] to capture [[Rosechu]] and battle [[Sonichu]] in CWCville Mall. Although Sonichu was victorious, Naitsirhc obtained a sample of Sonichu's [[Semen|DNA]], which he would later use in the creation of [[Black Sonichu]].

===[[Wikipedia:Raikou|Raikou]]===

Used by Naitsirhc as a getaway ride in the same episode.

===[[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]]===
[[File:Scyther.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The Scyther who fathered Wild Sonichu. [[Chris and art|We think]].]]
For no obvious reason, a male Scyther assumed the role of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s father. Whether this is because it was screwing his Venusaur mother, or felt some obligation to help her raise Wild is unclear. The Scyther trained Wild in using his "Razor Leaf" attacks to cut down trees and such.

In [[Sonichu 8]], Wild would tell Sonichu and Rosechu of the last time he saw his adoptive father. According to Wild, his father was the leader of the "cut-sharp" clan of "Scyther and Scizor". At some point, the "Charmeleon Cult" burned down the dojo in the jungle that served as their headquarters. Wild joined his father on a mission to take [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|revenge]], but the Scyther was intercepted and captured by poachers instead. Wild cried like a bitch while the poachers loaded his dad in their van, then finally attempted to use his super powers to free him. The Scyther told him to stop, however, since he knew Wild was too much of a [[fail|failure]] to cut through the steel frame of the van. Wild's last memory of his father was of "the passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes".

===[[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]]===

A female Venusaur in the jungle discovered [[Wild Sonichu]]'s egg and adopted him. As Wild inexplicably has retractable tentacles in his arms, the Venusaur trained him in using them to grasp objects.

===[[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]]===

A female Swampert adopted [[Bubbles Rosechu]] upon discovering her egg on the beach. Unlike Wild's parents, the Swampert doesn't seem to have taught Bubbles much of anything, and the pair spent her childhood splashing in the water like idiots. This idyllic existence was brought to and end when a Wailord dropped a giant boulder on the Swampert for no apparent reason. Unable to rescue her mother in her immature Rosey body, Bubbles evolved into her Rosechu form, and somehow used an ice beam to save the Swampert from drowning.

While Bubbles continues to live on the beach, the Swampert has not been seen since her first appearance. This would suggest that at some point, the Wailord returned to finish the job.

=== [[Wikipedia:Wailord|Boulder-Dropping Whale]] ===
[[Image:Boulder_Whale.jpg|160px|thumb|left|The Boulder Dropping Whale's lone appearance in the comic.]]
As the name suggests, Boulder-Dropping Whale is a creature resembling a whale, who literally dropped a boulder. This signature attack was used against the Swampert who raised [[Bubbles Rosechu]], and would have drowned the Swampert if not for Bubbles' timely intervention. Although never named in the comic, the whale's anonymity and murderous hatred for ''Sonichu'' characters has earned him a cult following among [[trolls|fans]], who have dubbed him "Boulder-Dropping Whale", or "BDW" for short.

Originally identified as a common whale in the [[Audiobooks]], Chris stated in [[CWC Blog#12 January 2010|a blog in January 2010]] that it is a Wailord, a [[Pokémon]] that closely resembles a whale; This makes sense, as Chris always uses Pokémon when drawing background fauna in his comics (probably because he didn't pay attention during any of his biology classes in high school), such as the underwater scene in [[Sonichu 8]] which featured only Pokémon sea creatures, and no naturally occurring wildlife. Further, BDW's trademark attack appears to resemble "Rock Tomb", an attack available to many Pokémon in the video games, including Wailord.

Nevertheless, the name "Boulder-Dropping Whale" has stuck, and no matter what his species, he remains a [[troll|fan]] favorite.

Chris also stated in the same blog that Boulder-Dropping Whale had been captured, and was currently being forced to fight the senseless battles of some random Pokémon trainer. The fans have disregarded this statement, standing firm in their belief that Boulder Dropping Whale currently resides on the moon with his [[Moon-Pals]] '''Bill''', '''Metal Sonichu''', and '''[[Yawning Squirtle]]''', getting high as fuck.

=== [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]===
[[Image:Mewtwo.JPG|thumb|right|Mewtwo is not pleased with Chris.]]
A powerful, reclusive Pokémon genetically engineered from the DNA of the rare Mew, Mewtwo escaped from his creators and briefly plotted to conquer the world in the first Pokémon feature film. Mewtwo's dark, brooding nature and vast psychic abilities would serve as Chris's "inspiration" for [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]], whose egg hatched in the same cave Mewtwo lived in during the movie. As if the connection weren't blatant enough, Chris established that Mewtwo served as Magi-Chan's mentor, contacting him at birth via telepathy and teaching him to use his mental powers. Aside from his mental rapport with Mewtwo, Magi-Chan grew up completely isolated from the rest of the world. In a half-assed attempt to introduce him to civilization, Mewtwo projected memories of Jackie Chan films, other people's birthday parties, and various tourist attractions. Two weeks after Magi-Chan evolved into his Sonichu form, Mewtwo sent him out into the world, promising that they would one day meet face-to-face. As Chris has probably forgotten all about this, though, it'll probably never happen.

Christian has also notably claimed on the [[CWCipedia]] once that Reldnahc had a Mewtwo in his Pokemon team. It can be assumed that this is the same one.
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=== [[Wikipedia:Snorlax|Snorlax]]===
[[File:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|right|A wild [[Barb|Snorlax]] in repose]]
A Snorlax briefly appeared in Christian's 'Backyard Safari' [[Sub-Episode]], a documentary about [[Jerkops]] designed specifically to insult them. He comments at one point that a [[Jerkhief]] weighs [[Obesity|over 1500 pounds]] and can be identified by its [[The Creepy Stare|glassy eyes]] and wooden badge. [[Chris and hypocrisy|How ironic for Chris to be saying such things about Jerkops]].

The Snorlax appears at the bottom of the page as an illustration, since Christian had commented in a paragraph that the Jerkhief was heavier than a Snorlax.

===[[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]]===
served as inspiration for [[Jiggliami]], an "original" character created by [[Blanca]]. Appeared in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]

===[[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle]]===
Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8

===[[Wikipedia:Mudkip|Mudkip]]===
Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8

===[[Wikipedia:Seadra|Seadra]]===
Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8

===[[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]]===
Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8

===[[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]]===
Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8

===[[Wikipedia:Corsola|Corsola]]===
Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8

===[[Wikipedia:Octillery|Octillery]]===
Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8

===[[Wikipedia:Mantine|Mantine]]===
Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8

===[[Wikipedia:Corphish|Corphish]]===
Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8

===[[Wikipedia:Flaaffy|Flaaffy]]===
Appears as [[Layla Flaaffy]] in [[Sonichu 9]]

===[[Wikipedia:Sneasel|Sneasel]]===
Appears as [[Reginald Sneasel]] in Sonichu 9.

===[[Wikipedia:Nidoking|Nidoking]]===
Used by Naitsirhc to battle [[Bionic]] in Sonichu 9.

===[[Wikipedia:Voltorb|Voltorb]]===
Used by Alec Benson Leary to murder [[Simonla Rosechu]] via Explosion in [[Sonichu 10]].

Theoretically all of the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] are Pokémon as well, but there's very little to support this theory. None of them rely on trainers, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as "human" in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and "evolve" into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. Only two of them ([[BlazeBob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]]) have ever been put into a Pokéball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when [[Wild Sonichu]] puts two of the [[Sonichu Balls]] (which look like Pokéballs) into his arms. Also, as individual species, Pokémon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokémon can only know 4 moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the ''Pokémon'' anime, which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokémon know no more than four moves at once and doesn't have Pokémon use moves that they cannot learn in-game (well, most of the time, but they're usually reasonable mistakes). However, like most of Chris's creations, Sonichus and Rosechus are essentially just Mary Sues, so the fact they can rebel against established Pokémon rules is not altogether surprising.

It should also be noted that Chris will, unsurprisingly, ignore the logic of "Super Effective" unless it suits him. In the games, attacks will have their base power doubled or halved (or nullified altogether) if the opposing Pokémon is weak or resistant to the type of the attack used. This enables weak Pokémon to bring down opponents several levels higher than they; so long as they're weak to their attacks, they'll go down faster. The anime prefers to ignore this rule, and if it's ever invoked, it's done to show how tough a particular Pokémon is. With Chris, though, it's just him being stupid.

==Plagiarism in Sonichu==

Despite the fact that Chris primarily uses Pokémon in his series, not only is he not above using the characters, he's also not above using various ''ideas'' from the series. Amongst those include:

*In [[Sonichu 2|Issue 2]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] says that he "could use some pants". This is ripped off from ''Pokémon the Movie 2000'' when the Pokémon Slowking, freezing due to the weather changes, wishes for a pair to keep himself warm.
*Despite "not being a Pokémon," Flame uses Pokémon attacks in his one notable appearance. Speculation abounds, but it could be that Chris assumes that "Pokémon rules" apply to all intelligent mystical animals the way anyone with a guitar can pull off solo specials from [[Brutal Legend]].
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s sister resembles Candice, one of the 4th Generation Gym Leaders.
*In the biography for [[Rosechu]], it is mentioned that [[Kel]] ended up getting the Pichu who'd become Rosechu because she missed out on getting Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. This is a ripoff of how Ash Ketchum got Pikachu, except for the fact that Ash and Pikachu didn't hit it off until Pikachu saw how far Ash would go to protect it.
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu inexplicably knows Iron Tail, a Steel-type attack, for use on the Rock/Ground Type Liquid (Steel is super-effective against Rock). This is stolen, again, from Pikachu, who learned the same move so the writers could let Ash battle Roxanne(and other Rock types) without breaking the rules of the game and pissing off fans. The difference is that leading up to the battle, an episode was spent to show Pikachu learning the move. It is to be noted that in the video games, Pikachu is able to learn this move through the use of an item.

==Plagiarism ''of'' Sonichu?==
{{main|List of cards from The Wall of Originals}}

[[Image:CWCpokeymanz.png|thumb]]

Despite Chris's complete lack of originality when it comes to the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] [[Rosechu (species)|characters]], there are several Pokémon on the [[Wall of Originals]] that closely resemble actual Pokémon introduced in ''Ruby'', ''Sapphire'', ''Diamond'', and ''Pearl'' versions. What makes this interesting is that these cards were created in the early 2000's, predating the Japanese release of Ruby and Sapphire by at least one year, and Diamond and Pearl by at least five years. However, much like Chris's "idea" of putting [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Sonic games on Nintendo consoles]], it is much more likely that the Pokémon's resemblances to Chris's abominations are a coincidence. At least, we can only hope so...

==See also==
*[[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pokémon TCG]]
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
*The [[PokeWalker of Fail]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]

[[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]

Don'tGetTrolled!

2010-06-27T14:02:50Z

Rosechupenis:

[[File:Youvebeentrolled.png|thumb|You can tell When Chris makes an addition, because suddenly everything sucks]]
'''Don'tGetTrolled''' is Chris's second flipnote animation, posted to [[Flipnote Hatena]] on 22 [[June 2010]]. Chris is known for his [[plagiarism]], but this by far the most blatant and obvious theft he's ever undertaken. Viewers will immediately notice the very high animation quality compared to his other pieces. This is because he didn't make them.

The flipnote is a barely remixed version of an [http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016 animation] Chris commented on extensively. Chris adds very little to the original animation, scrawling a message about internet safety on some of the frames, and replacing a picture of [[Sonic]] with one of [[Sonichu]]. His description for the animation begs viewers to show their support for the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing", which is presumably a [[law]] Chris dreamed up that would stand in defiance of [[America|freedom of speech]].

Chris actually credits 8-Bit for creating the animation, which is surprising considering how much he usually plagiarizes. Granted, Chris gives this credit in the worst way possible, acting as though 8-Bit is some sort of stalwart ally that supports Chris in his battle against the Bill of Rights. A quick check of the comments on 8-Bit's page shows that Chris made no effort to contact him after his initial rant. It's likely 8-bit had no idea Chris was stealing his work, or that Chris thought of him as an ally.

On top of all of that, Chris completely missed the point of the original video, as it is with [[Monty Python|everything]] [[Sailor Moon|else]] [[Excel Saga|he]] [[Family Guy|watches]]. The original message was that if you reply to a troll, then it's your own fault for being a [[naive]] [[retard]]. It's all about personal responsibility for your own actions, which is an alien concept to Chris. Also notable is the fact that Chris locked editing on this video; much like how he [[Download For Play Only|begged people not to change]] his [[LittleBigPlanet]] levels, he is just as protective of his flipnotes. Even when they are almost completely devoid of original material.

It does, however, show a few things about Chris and his thoughts. He still classifies [[ED]] as [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-cent Garbage]], believes trolls are always on the lookout to find and post more videos of himself (which is true. Doesn't help he gladly delivers), and feels that all personal information should be kept off the Internet and all relationships should be started in real life (which is a bit of misinformation on his part - your information is gonna be on the Internet one way or another and not everything must be initiated in real life as he thinks)
==Description==
{{quotebox|Show Your Support with me and 8-Bit for the Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing.

Awesome! :)}}
==Video==
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| name = Don'tGetTrolled
| video = {{#ev:youtube|DEtLbxtM3tw}}
| stardate = June 22, 2010
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| previous = [[UltimateNightmare]]
| next = [[HippoOnYourHead]]
}}
===Transcript===
''The audio, and the majority of the video in this animation was not created by Chris. This being the case, this Transcription will only cover the additions Chris made.''

'''0:08-0:09'''
 The original text "Don't reply 2 this this guy" is replaced with "Don't reply 2 any of these idiots". Chris also adds a variation of the "Awesome!" smile, and a hieroglyphic that reads "[[4-cent garbage]]".

'''0:14-0:15'''
 In a graphic representing a [[Sonichu Forum|forum thread]], The word "[[Pokémon|pkmn]]" is replaced with the word "Sonichu".

'''0:16-0:18'''
 In the background, behind the singing man, Chris drew a troll, looking through a video camera. Moments later, this is replaced with a frame in the foreground, depicting the singing stickman as though he's in a newspaper article. "8-BITki" is written in the bottom right, as though it's a sort of headline. It's obvious it's supposed to be the [[Main Page]] of the [[CWCki]], but Chris even fails at that.

'''0:21-0:22'''
 What was originally Sonic he hedgehog is replaced by Sonichu. Chris drew his initials in the margin, because Sonichu is an ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL.

'''0:23-0:26'''
 Chris wrote several short messages in the background, one appearing after another. "Keep your info to yourself and off the internet!" "Start all relationships in real life only!" "Stay safe and happy online!"

'''0:34-0:35'''
 After the animation proper ends, A two part message from Chris appears. "Remixed by Christian W. Chandler, for the Anti-Internet bad-mouthing campaigne." "Thanks to '8-Bit' for the original flipnote and anti-troll support."

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

User:Rosechupenis

2010-06-26T00:22:31Z

Rosechupenis:

[[File:Zapbudr.jpg|right]]
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<center>{{Mexicant}}
{{Homo}}
{{Troper}}

Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa
This time for Africa

Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka Waka eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa

Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka Waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
POR QUE ESTO ES AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[[File:Zapbudr.jpg|right]]
[[File:Zapbudr.jpg|left]]

Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-06-25T07:52:53Z

Rosechupenis: Maos rebuttal was deleted.... HALP PLOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[[Image:EloquentArgument.JPG|thumb|Chris's closing statement.]]
'''Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke''' (officialy '''01172010 - Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] in the early hours of 17 [[January 2010]]. After Chris finally changed his [[Chris and fashion|shirt]], he decided to read every page of [[Asperchu]] and give a critique of Alec's comic.

Surprisingly, it's not very favorable, and Chris spends almost ten minutes whining about all of the things he doesn't like about it, including a lot of stuff that [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris does in his own comic]]. He then threatens Mao, Alec, and [[Evan]] (but for some reason, not [[Sonichu is Dead|Sean]]) with the terrible might of his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|pastor]] (who disapproved of [[Vivian Gee|Vivian's]] [[A_Girl_who_Brought_Down_the_World|book]]) and the [[Lies|FBI]]. One of Chris's major points in his argument is that he was set on fire in the comic, and calls it [[Nudes|"horrendous"]]; apparently, [[Sonichu Special 4|shooting somebody in the legs]] is perfectly fine, though. Also of note is that despite Chris saying that he hates Asperchu, he still took the time to download each page of it onto his [[PS3]]'s hard drive.

Chris also heavily implies that his [[Patti|dead dog]] is now some kind of evil spirit with the power to kill.

This video also defines what Chris considers to be "homosexually oriented." In addition to casting his male characters as homosexuals(Though Sonichu is straight) and putting pictures of nude male models in the background of some pages, Chris feels that his sexuality is questioned by characters using the word "fag" and [[Niggo|Jivin]] engaging in heterosexual intercourse (though Jivin's partner was very ugly and Chris may have confused her for a guy).

==Description==
{{quotebox|
Obvious C.W.C. Slanders/References: -BIG BELLY -Man Boobs -Goatee -Glasses -wears MY shirts -Patti-Clone -Unapproved Recreation of myself -SETS ME ON FIRE in Book C, Pages 29 and 30!!!

Graphic Nudity/Sexual Images: Book 0 Pages 3, 10, 13, 14, 18, Book A Pages 12, 13, 18, 19, 23, 29, Book B Pages 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 15, 18, 19, 20, 22, 24, Book C Page 2

Homosexual References: Book 0 Pages 13, 14, 18, 20, 24, Book B Page 26, Book 1, Page 8, 9, 12, 14, 21

Non-Approved CWC/Sonichu Use/References: Book 0 Pages 19-24, Book B Pages 25-32, Book C and Book 1

Graphic Language: Book 0 Pages 3, 9, 12, 15, 17, 18, 24, Book A Pages 1, 7, 9, 13, 15, 17, 18, 20, 22, Book B Pages 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 12, 18, 20, 28, Book C Pages 2, 3, 7, 19, 33 and Book 1

Anti-Religious: Books A and B }}

==Video==

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| name = 01172010 - Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke
| image = {{#ev:youtube|RdBB9q0oxQA}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 17 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Rage
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon
| previous = [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]
| next = [[22 January 2010]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
[[Image:pattysvengefulsoul.jpg|thumb|Patti will have your soul for dinner tonight]]
Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2010.

I am here at this point recording this video to make it perfectly clear. Although it was a bit of a mistake with that last video I made, but you know what? Regardless of that video, I did- I shouldn't have not have had to make such a video, because I can prove- I can just show ya'll the evidence, [''Chris grabs his camera and starts walking towards his TV.''] that I have just read through the entire bunch of pages... of hi- of Alec's... [[Asperchu]]. Unedited, all fresh from the website, organized by page number. In my playlist.

[''The camera shoots downwards, a list passes by it momentarily, before Chris's TV comes into focus. There appear to be an array of comic pages on screen, set against a continually changing [[South Park]] "Dynamic Theme" background.'']

First off, just to name a few things, there's an o- there are the obvious... sturdy slanders! [''The cover of Asperchu 0 comes into focus on the TV''] And obvious references to with I mean the [[Obesity|old Buddha belly]] that I [[Lie|used to have]], exaggerated manboobs, and even the [[Rollin' and Trollin'|goatee]] I used to ha- I had one time. And he makes him- and he makes... his Asperchu character wear nearly every [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] I wear. Nearly every shirt! And a crappy copy of a medal! My shirts.

[''The cover disappears, and Chris scrolls through the list of comics, finally picking a page in which a man is talking to a dog that really doesn't look anything like [[Patti]].'']

And then to make matters worse, he goes and be—sssmirches my old- my dog! By making a crap- by making a crappy flop- a crappy copy of my dog! My d- Patti will- Patti's- the spirit of Patti will [[Chris and religion|have his soul for dinner tonight]]! She will be haunting your [[Dreams|nightmares]], Mr. Leary.

[''Screen goes back to page selection, picking a page that has a picture of Asperchu's Take on [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]'']

And of course, even including the unapproved recreation of my charact- of my person within his pages, as you can see right here. You can find all these on his [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia].

[''screen returns to page select'']

That was issue C page 19, by the way.

[[Image:BurningManchild.jpg|thumb|He sets me on fire!]]

And then even worse! Starting on page C29 [''Chris selects the page with Metal Asperchu preventing Ian from shooting Asperchu''], he sets me on fire! He sets me on fire! [''Chris moves to the next page''] And then even worse, continues lettin' me be on fire on page 30! I swear, if that ain't the [[Gun Comic|most outrageous ''thing'']] that he has ever done against me.

[''Back to page select'']

But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|peeing on himself]] within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book [[Sonichu 8|of graphic nudity or sexual reference]] on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamn homosexual references as well!

[''Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. [[Fail|None of them contain any homosexual references]]. He then returns to the page select.'']

And he's done like a whole number of them I could read you a list off of. You can find these si- i- find such nude images on pa- on 0- book 0, pages 3, 10, 13, 14, 18, and book A, 12, 13, 18, 19, 23, 29. Book B, 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 15, 18, 19, 20, 22, 24, AND book C, page 2! They put in so many ho- put, like I said, put in ho- so many homosexual references between books... 0, B, and 1.

And he uses uncensored swear words, such as [''Camera swings back to Chris''] shee-it and ''ass''! In between all- in between all of his books! So many [[Chris and hypocrisy|goddamn]] of those. And his- and his A and B books are anti-religious! Anti-religious! In those two books. That little son of a bitch, he's pee- he's basically peeing on h-his own self.

Now look, I'll admit I have done my little share of nudity within the comi- within my- few page- within a couple of pages, but they were censored by either images of [[Sonichu_8#Alternate_versions|lemon for vagina an' bananas for... dick]].

[[Image:LEMONS_cwc.png|thumb|LEMON FOR VAGINA!! BANANA FOR DICK!!!.]]

[''Chris makes a revolted face at having just said the word "dick," then scratches the back of his head.'']

And it was f- and da- and da- and that book was finally finalized and organized so that it be 'propate for all- for all those of ages, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|TV-Y7]]... and such. And I- and if I ever said a swear word within my book, I would censor it, [''voice cracks''] but he does not censor his own swear words.

But like I said, [''Chris reaches down for his script''] he's basically gone to the things aga- he's basically mocking me with the references of myself. Between my- between the bu- between the belly, the manboobs, the goatee and glasses, numerous shirts, a fake medal, wearing- h'yeah. A c- a-copy of MY DOG, an unapproved recreation of myself and my Son- and my characters, and even SETS ME ON FIRE [''Chris starts wandering around the room, keeping the camera on his face''] and makes my- and makes what is- makes his ver- and makes HIS quote-unquote "Sonichu clone" go against me as being- as not being the original creator of the original Sonichu. Now, s- the original Sonichu of that thing can be caught in the wild, so therefore afar- as far as I'm concerned, that's just ano- that's just another one he caught from the wild, and drew hisself a clone basically. Just another individual, aside from- aside from the original Sonichu that only lives in CWCville.

And also, in reference to the un-not 'proved use within book number 0 on pages 19 through 24, including- ''including''- the homosexsual references, he supposedly thinks there's a- that- he supposedly thinks that there's this law change in CWCville and it is wrong for him to quote CWCville at all within his book. And no such changes, as he has said, has happened within CWCville. [''Stops and grabs camera vigorously with both hands and looks directly into it''] He wishes he knows my Sonichu, Rosechu, and all my electric hedgehogs as well as I do, but he can not, because he is not me, the original creator. [''Resumes wandering around the room''] HE IS NOT ''ME''.

So uh I am send this message again to ''Alec'', ''Evan'', and even ''Mao''- I have less offense with Sean by the way, but to those three...

[''Chris flips off the camera and gives a two-and-a-half-second raspberry'']

[[Death threats|DIE. DIE IN HELL.]] And I hope the soul of my late dog... eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep.

[''Gives a creepy uncomfortable stare at the camera as he slowly switches the hand holding it'']

[[Image:Chris rages yet again.png|thumb|Chris on Vivian's book from a few months earlier. He changes his story a lot.]]
But aside from that, his boo- his book is the pages within the so-called Asperchu... series? [''scratches the back of his head, pauses to look up at the ceiling for a moment''] They are definitely ludicrous and horrendous and horrific. [''starts moving around again, picks up a book, then wanders some more''] Even a horrific s- even as horrific as within [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|Vivian Gee's own book]]. And my pastor rissal- Elizabeth Hoss, my pastor has read the book from cover to cover, and she HATES it. Sh- my reverend hates it. And I don't like it either because it is of disgrace... and slander, and mockery of my person and my character. Just about as much, but actually this [''points to the TV''] is worse. The Asperchu and everything there, that is worse than that book. I'm sorry Vivian, but that book is just no good. And I'm definitely gonna let my Elizab- let my pastor know about the Asperpedia and the Asperchu and to all the pow-through her powers within her church and the congregation and even the '''''F! B! I!''''' We will see you in Minnesota, and take you down personally, Mister '''''ALEC BASON LARRY!'''''

[''pause, head scratch''] We get the FBI on our side. [''long pause''] Your mockery of my person is not appreciated!

Udder'n dat, I leave with most everybody else in peace. Have a good day. Except for you three of which I mentioned earlier.

==Rebuttal==
Within hours, [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia's]] Mao made a rebuttal video calling Chris out on his hypocrisy.
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The video was promptly given a prominent position on every page of the [[CWCipedia]].

==See also==
*[[Asperchu]]
*''[[Sonichu 8]]''
*[[Chris and hypocrisy]]

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{{Captain's Log}}

Homos

2010-06-24T22:15:17Z

Rosechupenis: deletion. in CWC Update 9 April 2009 chis say that he could feel the cosmos (in a spiritual sense), not that he was the king of kosmos (ref to the "gay" beverage)

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{{quote|Homo males are objectionable, VERY objectionable (I hate them!)
|Chris<ref>[[CWC Update 30 January 2009]]</ref>
}}
[[Image:Homobad.jpg|thumb|'''STAY STRAIGHT!''']]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] refers to '''homosexual people''' almost exclusively by the pejorative term "'''homos'''". He doesn't like them very much.

From the very beginning of his internet fame in [[2007]], his extreme opposition to homosexuality and his neurotic, obsessive demand that everyone [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"STAY STRAIGHT"]] have been the subject of many [[lulz]] and the target of many [[trolls]].

==Fear of being a homo==
[[Image:0067-Christian&Barbie.jpg|thumb|Chris tried to stay straight from an early age, by posing with Barbie. Note the kid on the left staring at Chris.]]

{{quote|"Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation."|Chris <ref>E-mail to Megan, "I'm sorry... *[[sigh]]*:; Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10 pm</ref>}}

[[Image:What_Chris_thinks_he_looks_like.png|thumb|Chris shows his [[Rainbow|true colors]].]]
[[Image:CWC new novel.png|thumb|A glimpse into the future?]]
Chris's homophobia is just that: he is literally afraid of homosexuality and of anything that could conceivably cause a straight person to be "leered off the straight path." His terror is such that he can barely bring himself to even utter the word "gay" or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for "homo." He has said that he cannot even look at a picture of a [[pickle|penis]] without being "freaked out"<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> and he has cited [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|several techniques]] he believes are necessary to maintain his sexual attraction to women.<ref>[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay|Mailbag 3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters|Mailbag 3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid|Mailbag 4]]</ref> Chris is also convinced that chances of homosexuality are raised as a direct result of not engaging in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Dating_Education</ref> his retarded [[Dating Education]] classes naturally being the reasonable solution to preventing people from becoming homos. He continues to attempt to wildly assert his straightness (and fail at it), using stupid shit such as the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]] to objects as strange as his [[Optimus Prime]] toy. His attitude could be explained by one of four possibilities:

# Chris is a heterosexual idiot, so he thinks the slightest thing could turn him gay unless he maintains constant vigilance.
# Chris is a repressed homosexual, so he ''knows'' the slightest thing could turn him gay, because he can barely resist the temptation.
# Chris is bisexual, yet his underdeveloped mind fails to grasp the fact that there's actually such a thing as male bisexuality, so he thinks that people really ''can'' choose their sexual preference, and that giving in to his feelings towards other males will automatically turn him gay.
# Chris is asexual and has no primal instincts attracting him to girls, so he must consciously go out of his way to stay straight and avoid becoming a homo.

We don't yet have enough information to determine which of these is true, and we won't until he kisses a man on the lips (currently scheduled for [[2010]]). Of course we have to consider (because Chris won't) the small point that anyone, gay or straight, man or [[China|woman]], white or [[Niggo|black]], would most likely rather clean his or her genitals with sandpaper than touch Chris.

==Hatred of homos==
Chris's animosity towards gay people seems to result primarily from his fear of them and their supposed ability/desire to make him gay (this, despite the fact that women are likely jealous of the fact that men don't have to worry about Chris being attracted to them). He has often characterized the [[trolls]] as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu]] must be gay.

Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)|an IRC chat]] from 02 January 2009, Chris made this statement:
{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [sic] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"|Chris, 02 January 2009, 11:59}}

He added that gay men should be incarcerated in co-ed prisons with other female offenders and be provided with access to prostitutes, arguing that they would come out "reprogrammed" into healthy, law-abiding heterosexuals.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|February 18 2009]], Chris issued a retraction of his previous homophobic remarks and declared that he respects "the gay people" like he respects his [[gal pals]] and his [[sweethearts]]. However, this was mostly done at the insistence of [[Julie]]; by [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|March 10]] Chris was reciting verses from the Bible to justify his position against homos.

On 14 June 2009, he created a video called [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], which in the Chris-chan tradition of ruining everything you ever loved is a homophobic version of Uncle Ruckus's song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" from the pilot episode of ''The Boondocks.''

Later on in the day, he published an apology for the video called "[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]", and insisted that he likes gays who "ac—...accomplish other things, like Stephen Fry who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''." This quote, of course, displays Chris's ignorance, as Stephen Fry is also a famous actor, comedian, writer, narrator (on things other than LBP), and author of some extremely witty and charming blogs that have a large Internet following, as well as being an advocate for gay rights. This apology was only posted for the sake of his [[gal pal]] Kim's boyfriend, whose gay brother apparently lost both his arms in Iraq.

Curiously, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as "a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian." He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself. It is unknown why Chris mentions this, given that he has vacillated wildly in the past in his feelings on lesbianism, sometimes [[Mumble 1|coming out in support]] and other times [[CWC "Boyfriend"|condemning it]], or why the character is both Hispanic and a lesbian.

Chris occasionally tries to say he respects homosexuals for who they are. However, he repeatedly betrays his intolerance of different lifestyles, often within the same statement.

{{quote|"I personally respect the individual people as fellow human beings, and I am cool with associating with them as acquaintances and friends, but Please Do Not Wave Around what you do behind closed doors around me; NOBODY CARES TO KNOW; I PERSONALLY DO NOT CARE TO KNOW. Even within my imagination, I Do Not Care to even have the pictures Randomly Pop up in my head."|Chris <ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality</ref>}}

Because it's OK for him to wave around his degenerate sexuality and showcase real life pictures of his disgusting activities, but god forbid a well-adjusted male adult mention they love other men.

On 8 July, Chris left a comment on a PSN News Post in reference to a Unity avatar:<ref>http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/07/attention-fighting-fans-prove-youre-the-best-around/</ref>
{{quotebox|Hey, the Street Fighter Tourney is good news, but I have a concern about the person who left the message.

His Avitar…

If that icon is WHAT I THINK IT IS, I AM OFFENDED; please change your Avitar, dude.}}

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009|July 26 2009]], Chris goes so far as to call gay a synonym for stupid.

In the mailbag section of the [[CWCipedia]], Chris describes at length his idea for his comic self to travel to the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (an idea stolen from [[Wikipedia:Family Gay|this episode of]] ''[[Family Guy]]''). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Honor roll|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]], or by imprisoning gays in [[Rape|co-ed prisons]]). Chris intended to bring at least two syringes of the solution back, one for [[Reldnahc]], and the other for emergencies (likely to be used on either himself, [[Magi-Chan]], or [[Megagi]]). Thanks to Chris's crippling insecurity about his sexuality, when this storyline finally came to light in [[Sonichu 10]], Chris amended this plan to not only bring back a couple of syringes, but also enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight.

Spoiler: because Chris is straight as a circle (as shown [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|here]]), the vaccine would fail to work anyway.

[[Jack Thaddeus]] purchased advertisement space on the [[CWCipedia]] to put up two ads on the site. One of them was an ad featuring Peter Griffin of ''Family Guy'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights. In retaliation, Chris blew his stack, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|stating]]:

{{quote|I understand you getting paid to run ads in that box on the Cwcipedia. I feel okay with Vivian's Audiobooks, BUT I feel OFFENDED with the Mexico Contest and Gay-Rights Ads. The Pickle on the Mexico ad reminds me of a terrible time in my past with Pickle-Suited TROLLS, and '''I AM AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLES and FOR STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUALITY.'''

Please Remove, or Change the Images of, THE TWO ADS.

And in the future, if you plan on adding more advertisements, INCLUDING the associated images, Please run them by me in a message for my personal Approval BEFORE you start running the ads.

Thank you.|Chris, <ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:WikiSysop#The_New_Ad-Links WikiSysop User Talk: The New Ad-Links ]</ref>}}

In a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris stated that he assumed that a friend of Jack's was gay when he heard that he had AIDS.

On Christmas Day, 2009, the Sysop at the CWCipedia added a Twitter onto the webpage. Two days later, Chris saw this and flew into a tizzy, wanting the Twitter off as he didn't want any "homo trolls" talking behind his back.

Around New Year 2010, Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action|Love In Action]] (an "ex-gay" ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)|Proposition 8]]), and a site that calls for a boycott on Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. In another ad, he also suggested that ''[[wikipedia:Avatar (2009 film)|Avatar]]'' was a ''totally'' straight film. To sum it up: Ex-gay campaigns, Proposition 8 and ridiculous consumer boycotts — in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that do ''not'' win himself any gay friends whatsoever and prove all of his previous "respect" for gays is nothing but idle words.

On January 5th, Chris responded a [[mailbag]] letter addressing the homosexual subject. In the answer, Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic-surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville. When founded evidence of homosexuality in a couple, the people involved would be arrested and fined heavily. It is worth noticing that, like Chris, good chaps like Hitler and Mussolini had a similar approach when addressing the homosexual lifestyle. Chris also apparently fails to notice that by having Magi-chan constantly reading people's mind would infringe the most important and basic of human rights: the right of freedom of thinking. He also fails to realize that having Magi-chan scan CWCville for gay thoughts would end in Chris getting arrested due to the fact that he says he has random images of penises appear in his head.

Then, on January 7th, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight...

{{quote|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, 2003 just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, "Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian." That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight]]}}

Not only is this ironic, considering his current views on lesbianism, but it adds another interesting aspect to his hatred: Chris's frustration with homos stems from him being childish and whiny about not getting his way, just because ''one'' woman turned him down. We wouldn't expect anything different from him.

On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his opinion about the ban of homosexuals in the American Armed Forces. He is for the lifting of the ban so that "[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|the homos can go die in explosions]]".
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==Evidence that Chris is a homo==
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[[Image:564Homos.jpg|thumb|left|At least Chris doesn't [[fail]] at cataloging pictures. [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality No, it's not a shoop].]]
[[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|Oh lawd, is dat some lipstick on Chris?]]
[[Image:Bionic2.jpg|thumb|Chris projects his repressed homosexuality onto [[Bionic|one of his own abominations]].]]

{{quote|First off, should such images [of men's asses] enter your mind at random, just stop yourself. I have had this problem too. I would take all such images when they enter my mind and just delete them; I imagine, in my mind, rolling them all into a ball, shrinking it down, and tossing them into a garbage can that links to my Stomach through a direct bodily vein. I imagine the feeling of it falling through the vein and making its splash landing into the stomach acid and dissolving; gone forever.|Chris admitting he's had homoerotic fantasies, [[Mailbag 4]]}}

[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|Fun fact: [[rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement.]]
[[Image:Sonichuballs.jpg|thumb|For someone who claims to be straight, Chris sure does love talking about BALLS. Also, balls are touching.]]
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|That's one [[pickle|phallic]] [[Lego]] tower you're building there, Chris.]]
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|Why do I get the feeling he wants to suck a [[duck]]?]]

[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|Ironically, the harder Chris tries to convince people he's straight, the more gay he appears.]] He has absolutely no awareness that an uptight, milquetoast, colorfully-dressed, squeaky-voiced man saying "I am straight! I have a subscription to ''Playboy''!" every five minutes looks like he has something he's trying to hide. Furthermore, the more we learn about Chris, the more gay he really appears to be.

* He owns, or at least has owned, anal beads and a vibrator, and he is on record as having experimented with putting both toys in his anus. In a chat during the [[Vanessa Saga]] on 16 [[April 2009]], he claimed that he no longer shoved things up his ass, except for "a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose."<ref>[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3]]</ref> Although it is quite possible to stick things up your butt and still be straight, people who are terrified of being turned gay generally do not do this.

*Chris said that he would put something up his ass for [[Ivy]] "in a heartbeat", including a large fake dick, and would let her fuck him with a strap-on.<ref>[[Vanessa IRC Chat 7]]</ref>

*Chris said that he might let a gay guy fuck him if Ivy wanted that.<ref>[[Vanessa IRC Chat 9]]</ref>

* Christian argues that the vibrator and anal beads were sent to him as a gift with an order of straight pornography; he did not ask for them or pay for them. However, according to [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|the receipts]] that were uncovered by trolls, Chris specifically asked for the anal beads as a gift.

* Chris gets upset that people know he has the vibrator and anal beads, and he gets upset that people think he's gay because he kept the vibrator and anal beads... but he never gets upset that the store sent him the vibrator and anal beads in the first place. You would think that if a troll sent him a dildo he'd be throwing a fit about it on [[YouTube]], but no.

* Chris kept the vibrator around for months.

* In the [[Chris Sex Logs]], Chris shows off a dildo to [[PandaHalo]]. He immediately suggests the phallic sex toy is something that [[Sex_Logs#This_is_my_dildo|goes up your butt]], and then [[Lie|immediately denies it's been up his butt]]. He also says having a dildo in your butt "will feel good."

* He collects [[My Little Pony]] figures well into early adulthood. 'Nuff said.

* For a straight man, he sure does [[Semen#Transcript|guzzle a lot of cum]]. Likewise, the idea of [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his own semen]] off one of his gal-pals sexually arouses him.

* Like many gay men, most of his [[gal-pal|"friends"]] were female and he never slept with any of them.

* In a [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|PSN Chat with Julie]], Chris admitted that he randomly has images of penises (his own and others he's seen in porn) pop into his head. He also claims to hear voices in his head that say "Christian is gay." Unless Chris is having ''very specific'' auditory hallucinations, it's likely he has homoerotic daydreams and freaks out about it. In the same chat he sounded ''delighted'' describing the first time he saw semen in a porno movie as a teenager.

* Christian has stated that if he were unable to stay straight he would undergo sex reassignment surgery; he would rather be female than gay. It should be noted that straight men never, ever, put this much thought into this hypothetical dilemma.

* On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|February 05 2009]] Chris posted two videos stating that he was coming out of the closet as a gay man. He later issued a retraction which was far less persuasive.

* When negotiating for the safe return of his PSN account from [[Max]], Chris was given the choice of burning his [[medallion]] or shoving it up his ass. Chris immediately chose to shove it up his ass.

* Chris thought a straight woman would be turned on by a [[nudes|closeup picture of his anus]].

* He wears a pink [[Belt Buckle of Fail|belt buckle]].

* He owns a set of [[Anime Wings]] which are basically hair clips. And hair clips are for women.

* His best man at [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|his wedding]] is [[Sarah Hammer]] in drag.

* [[Axe]], frequently used by gay men, is Chris's grooming product of choice.

*He sang "I Love the Nightlife" on his [[Chris's Big Night Out|visit to a local bar/restaurant]], which is a song with large gay following.

* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys'']] features two covers of the Backstreet Boys, one cover of a [[Britney Spears]] song and one cover of a Ricky Martin song. This music was popular among 13 year old girls when it was new and is popular among the gay community today.

* Chris sure talks a lot about things "out his ass," such as "lying out [his] ass" when saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] IS THE NEW MAYOR OF CWCVILLE.''"

* [[muscle bra|He wears a bra.]]

* He implores men to wear [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|muscle bras]] because looking at shirtless men makes Chris uncomfortable<ref>[[Mailbag 55#On braziers|Mailbag 55]]</ref> <ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian_fun.21|Mailbag 55]]</ref>, possibly arousing latent homosexual urges.

* He saved a [[No More Jokes|homoerotic image]] to his computer, and then made a series of movies about it.

* When you look up "'''Homosexuality'''" in Chris's [[CWCipedia|own web encyclopedia]], you ''literally'' see his own portrait (as shown on the screencap at the top of this section).

* In addition, the article for Homosexuality was created August 8th, 2009. The article for [[Rosechu|Rosechu]], a major character in his comics, wouldn't be created until 6 months later.

* In the [[PS3 History Level|PS3 History Level]] video, he showed that he actually owns a copy of ''Sex and the City: The Movie'' (which has a huge gay following) when he showcased his then current collection of [[PS3]] games and movies.

* While narrating the [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] Chris called PandaHalo his "partner," a term sometimes used by gays and lesbians to refer to the person they're dating.

* In his response to a letter in [[Mailbag 4]] about "impure" homoerotic thoughts, Chris confesses that he "[has] had this problem too," and has to resort to deleting them through a curious process that involves tossing them into a garbage bin inside him, lest the gay gene take its toll.

* Chris reacts to Alec Benson Leary's [[Asperchu]] comics by giving the all the characters a free makeover.

* In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!‎]], Chris wore a kilt, apparently in honor of St. Patrick's Day, because [[Fail|there's no better way of celebrating the patron saint of Ireland than wearing traditional Scottish garb]]. When threatening [[Surfshack Tito]], he kicked high up in the air, clearly showing us his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs]]. (Could've been worse, [[April 16 Fetish Vids|a LOT worse.]])

* In a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|recent video]], Chris was wearing a shirt with the text "[[Chris and sex|mount and do me]]" on it.

* In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris donates some of his "straight blood" to doctors in the future so that they could make a vaccine against homosexuality. Vaccines are made from people who have the virus being fought.

{{clear}}

==Defenses against becoming homo==
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by taping index cards indicating their straightness to their shoes (while stomping on [[vibrator]]s). Srsly.]]

It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Luckily, Chris has a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] which he stares at everyday to stave off his temptations of homosexuality.

Chris also subscribes to ''Playboy'' to help keep himself straight. You can tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five minutes for him to get around to boobies and [[China|vaginas]].

When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) [[trolls|fans]] sent Chris questions on the [[CWCipedia]] asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tends to offer what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas include thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs (amazingly, the latter appears to be some bizarre version of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covert_sensitization covert sensitization] with an extremely severe and disproportionate punishment).<ref>[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay|Mailbag 3]]</ref> He also clarifies that one need not buy their own poster of fail; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick.

To prevent future homos, he also encourages women to not drink, smoke, or be physically abused while pregnant because he believes this could cause the baby to be born homosexual.<ref>[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|Mailbag 5]]</ref>

In [[Kill De Jack]], Chris reveals another one of his defenses against becoming a homo: he covers a section of his "[[CWC-ism|computer]]" (we can assume that he means "computer screen") with a piece of paper so that he can browse [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s ads featuring pictures of homosexual men.

Recently, it seems that the centerfold poster of [[The_Simpsons#Marge_Poster|Marge's Playboy magazine]] has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. The fact that she's married has [[kacey|no bearing on Chris's desires.]]

{{quote|But I say, anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her in his heart.|- Matthew 28, [[chris and religion|something Chris has probably never read nor wouldn't care to read]].}}

{{clear}}

==Chris on his alleged homosexuality==
[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|having sex with THREE WOMEN?"]]]]

*''"I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT! I WILL NOT BE VEERED INTO ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!!"''<ref>[[Masturbating and squirtin']]</ref>

*''"I'M STRAIGHT! I'M STRAIGHT! '''YOU'RE THE HOMOS!''' EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref>

*''"I'm straight, don't doubt me!"'''<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref>

*''"Listen, as hard as you fucking can, [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|I CAME OUT OF MY]] AUTISTIC [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|CLOSET]] AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF."'''<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref>

*''"Yep, you heard me. I am...a [[gaybian|gaaaaaaaaay...bian]]."''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the First Video]]</ref>

*''"Anyway the, uh--anyway so, to get to the point...fine. I'm guhh. I'm gaaaay. I'm gaay. I said it...OK. Yep. So...did I really come out of the closet there? That just depends on y'all--how y'all understand it."''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the Second Video]]</ref>

*''"And look at me. Do I look like-- [shakes head in disagreement] '''No more of those stupid acquisition messages!''' Get it through your fucking, individual, damn, dirty, SKULLS! '''I. Am. STRAIGHT!'''"''<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]</ref>
{{clear}}

==Sauces==
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==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Homosexuality}}

* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Chris and religion]]
* [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]
* [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]
* [[Gay 4 Sonichu]]
* [[Gaybian]] (a "male lesbian", according to Chris)
* [[It's UGH!]]
* [[Rainbow]]
* [[Reldnahc Naitsirhc]]
* [[Magi-Chan]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyO3pnkI3H4 CWC(Ian Brandon Anderson) finally admits it]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE9hdbiwA3k Chris-Chan is sick of the lies!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOpGtblij8Y Chris-Chan proves those slanderous trolls wrong]

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[[Category:Homos]]

Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-23T01:05:16Z

Rosechupenis:

[[File:100 0682.JPG|thumb|Chris on his DSi at [[Fridays After Five]], complete with Artist Asscrack]]

'''Flipnote Studio''' is a free downloadable application for the [[Nintendo]] DSi. It allows users to create both word and picture-based notes with the stylus, add sound, and put them together to create frame-by-frame flipbook-style animations. '''Flipnote Hatena''' is a website where users can upload and share their Flipnote creations, and other users can comment on them either by text, or by creating a flipnote.

In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was spotted at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. Among some very disturbing behavior, Chris was seen sitting down and playing with his DSi for some time while at this event. It later came to light that he was spending his time on Flipnote Hatena, drawing comments in reply to various Flipnotes - mostly related to [[trolls]].

Chris has currently favorited over 2300 of these animations.

==Chris's creations==
[[File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|thumb|left|If you didn't expect this, you're an idiot.]]
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|This on the other hand...]]

Currently there are two animations on Chris's profile. The first isn't an animation, just a picture of [[Sonichu]], proving once again that Chris's "original" creation will infect every aspect of his life until the day he dies.

{{quote|On All Channels, a person walking a Whole Mile at a rate of 1/8 Millimeter Per Hour, with only a Monotone Beep that goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on.....|UltimateNightmare}}

The second animation is somewhat weirder. An unusual looping animation of a stick figure supposedly walking a mile at 1/8th of a millimeter per hour, while he drones on in the background. The title, [[Sex tape|"Ultimate Nightmare"]] suggests that Chris's worst fear is nothing good
being on TV, a specter not quite as terrifying as [[Mailbag 39|a macabre death factory.]] Considering how much time Chris spends watching [[Netflix|television]], though, his worries are not entirely unsurprising. Amazingly, this [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway| isn't the first time Chris has used a repetitive series of beeps to play through his amateur animation.]]

For those of you curious, if the stick figure is walking a mile at the rate of 1/8 of a millimeter per hour, then it will get to its destination in 536448 days, or almost 1470 years.

{{quote|
Show Your Support with me and 8-Bit for the Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing.

Awesome! :)|Don'tGetTrolled!}}

[[Image:Youvebeentrolled.png|thumb|right]]

The third animation is a remixed version of another animation thing showing how much creativity Chris has.

{{-}}

==Chris's comments==
Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena were much like his comments anywhere else on the [[Internet]], self-centered and devoid of any follow-up. While most of them were short negative statements towards works he thought were a little too trollish, one five-part self-pitying rant, posted in response to a song about trolling, stood out.

{{quotebox|You're singing [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|my song]]. I was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I have removed Most Every... thing about myself... ...from the internet.]] now there is only [[Honest Content|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me. And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]]. I WANT TO GO BACK TO A [[PS3|NORMAL]] [[PSP|REAL]] [[Nintendo|LIFE]] [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]] AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THEIR CRAP! DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?}}

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File:Flipnote Comment-Boo.png|"Boo!" <ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/528A60A031CE1B4A@DSi/movie/CE1B4A_0913C2B460C58_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Louder.png|"Could you make the voice louder + easier to comprehend, please?"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5FC3E3901E322457@DSi/movie/322457_090A9EC784BF8_004</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-My Trolls.png|"[[Trolls|My Trolls]] did that to [[:Category:Chris's websites|my past websites]] too. I felt [[CWC is Sad|hurt deeply]] too."<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09B980C6E6C6C_008</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Raised Eyebrow.png| "C.W.C"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/564B6A901E271928@DSi/movie/271928_09116B059D18A_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Cow.png|Some other retarded comment about a cow<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5CBA58B0A0E99197@DSi/movie/E99197_09C227C76EF8A_013</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 1.png|Part 1<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 2.png|Part 2
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 3.png|Part 3
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 4.png|Part 4
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 5.png|Part 5<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:Flipnote ReComment-YHBT.png|''Reply to Chris:'' "Chris Chan, if you made this song, you are rrly funny & talented! Of course there are idiots out there who ruined it :)"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>

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==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/ Chris's Flipnote Hatena profile]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/comments Flipnotes Chris left comments on]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/following Flipnotes from creators Chris is following]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/favorites Flipnotes Chris starred as favourites]

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[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Websites]]

My Little Pony

2010-06-15T00:23:23Z

Rosechupenis: nothing to see here

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[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Camo-Flage, awaiting to be horribly disfigured]]
'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several MLPS made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]).

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from ''Naruto'' and Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist'', and horrible Mary Sues such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right...

[[Mailbag 35|According to Chris]], he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

==In the Comics==
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|left|150px|[[Lie|It... Is... So... Beautiful!]]]]

Like any 8 year old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts in a display of what for him would be a lovely wedding.

After having received a blessing from Chris' best (wo)man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] decide it is time to share an [[Sex|inti moment]], and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the [[Pokemon| Boulder Badge]]. If Chris is merciful enough this might be the last time he punishes the MLP fandom. We can only hope.

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!Chris' [[Sonichu|Own Creations]]
!Original
![[Card games|TCG? In My Ponies?]]
!Notes
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|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism| quirks]], likes to [[Chris and Art| draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape| noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a [[sweetheart]] himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, posibly [[Megan| Camoflage]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|Rejected]] Cheroki-Chan advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. Naruto is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|And inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist''.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris' future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] Salamence.
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag.
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Mormon pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic souless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
</center>

==See also==
* [[Sailor Moon]], for more of Chris' Straightness
* [[List of toys]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|Wikipedia article on My Little Pony]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]
*[http://www.strawberryreef.com/ MOAR PONIES!!!111]
[[Category: Hobbies]]

My Little Pony

2010-06-15T00:20:15Z

Rosechupenis: images were still huge, dont mock my editin skills, i know no better.

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Camo-Flage, awaiting to be horribly disfigured]]
'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several MLPS made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]).

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from ''Naruto'' and Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist'', and horrible Mary Sues such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right...

[[Mailbag 35|According to Chris]], he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

==In the Comics==
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|left|150px|[[Lie|It... Is... So... Beautiful!]]]]

Like any 8 year old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts in a display of what for him would be a lovely wedding.

After having received a blessing from Chris' best (wo)man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] decide it is time to share an [[Sex|inti moment]], and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the [[Pokemon| Boulder Badge]]. If Chris is merciful enough this might be the last time he punishes the MLP fandom. We can only hope.

<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="800"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' [[Sonichu|Own Creations]]
!Original
![[Card games|TCG? In My Ponies?]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism| quirks]], likes to [[Chris and Art| draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape| noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a [[sweetheart]] himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, posibly [[Megan| Camoflage]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|Rejected]] Cheroki-Chan advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. Naruto is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|And inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist''.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris' future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] Salamence.
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag.
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Mormon pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic souless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
</center>

==See also==
* [[Sailor Moon]], for more of Chris' Straightness
* [[List of toys]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|Wikipedia article on My Little Pony]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]
*[http://www.strawberryreef.com/ MOAR PONIES!!!111]
[[Category: Hobbies]]

Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)

2010-06-05T23:35:12Z

Rosechupenis: technically speaking, mitch sonichu is a ripoff of asperchu (first ripoff}, which is a ripoff of sonichu (second ripoff}, which in turn is a knockoff of picachu and sonic (third ripoff)

{{merge|Chaotic Combo}}

In what may be the world's only attempt at cross-comic retconning, [[Chris]] attempted to alter the plot of [[Fan:Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu comic]] from within the pages of [[Sonichu 10]]. Rather than comply with this "extreme electric makeover", however, Alec simply accepted Mitch Sonichu as a new character and ignored the rest of Chris's changes.

==Chaotic Combo in Asperchu==

In the world of Asperchu, Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo are a group of heroic vigilantes fighting an underground guerilla war in the streets of CWCville to free the town from the despotic clutches of [[Chris-Chan|Ian Brandon Anderson]] and return the rightful [[Liquid Chris|Mayor]] to power. They are given much better characterization than Chris originally gave them; and just for kicks, Alec made Wild and Magi-chan [[Homos|gay]] to play off their obvious homosexual inclinations in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]. Wild is first seen in a relationship with [[Simonchu]] as a parody of Wild dating ripoff character [[Simonla]]. However, are eventually killed off; Angelica, Wild and Punchy are killed by Metal Asperchu after perceiving them to be a threat to his goals. Bubbles, and later Magi-chan, are killed off by [[Silvana]], who's working for Ian Brandon Anderson.

==In the Sonichu Comic==

In Issue 10 of the "Sonichu" comic Chris sends [[Ultra Sonichu]] into the world of Asperchu where he is shocked to discover sonichus and rosechus with personality. Butthurt to find that Alec has given "his" characters more personality than he ever could, he has Ultra Sonichu remove their Asperger's (along with the aforementioned personality) turning them into another dull group of characters with all the misplaced attitude one might find in a Saturday morning cartoon.

Notably, Asperchu becomes "[[Mitch Sonichu]]" after his EXTREME Electric Makeover, a flannel wearing idiot and perhaps the worst character in Chris's canon of bad characters.
He is also, effectively, a ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff, marking a new all time low in Chris's originality.

==Alec Strikes Back==
In retaliation, Alec took Mitch sonichu and simply renamed him Mitch Chu, making him a character in his own comic, as well as in Sonichu Revolution where Mitch recounts about his confusing origins. Mitch was recast as a [[homos|gay]] hairstylist, since makeovers are gay. Whisp became Whispy, [[Punchy]]'s [[slow-in-the-mind]]s cousin who speaks Spanish. Swift is slated to appear in [[Capering Berries]], another [[Asperpedia]] comic, as [[Magi-chan]]'s gay lover and second-in-command. Michael is mentioned as [[Metonic]]'s former name.

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:Michael Sonichu.jpg|Michael Sonichu
Image:Kitty Rosechu.jpg|Kitty Rosechu
Image:Bobby Sonichu.jpg|Bobby Sonichu
Image:Trisha Rosechu.jpg|Trisha Rosechu
Image:Swift Sonichu.jpg|Swift Sonichu
Image:Whisp Sonichu.jpg|Whisp Sonichu
Image:Mitch Sonichu.jpg|Mitch Sonichu
</center></gallery>

Sonichu (comic)

2010-05-28T04:57:09Z

Rosechupenis:

[[Image:SonichuLogo.png|center|Man's ultimate Rorschach test]]
{{quote|My art speaks for me|Christian [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|introducing his oeuvre]]}}

'''''Sonichu''''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s official poorly drawn comic book adventures of him and his (imaginary) friends.
==Introduction==
[[Image:SonicVsSonichu.jpg|right|thumb|180px|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(comics) THE WORLD'S MOST WAY PAST COOL COMIC!]]]
The inadvertent shattering of his heart from [[Sarah Hammer]], along with the expulsion from English class ''and'' the confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] provided the impetus for Christian to kick start the comic series in full [[Fail|force]]. It initially served as a complement to his [[Love Quest]] as a feeble attempt to link an accomplishment, or boast his own self-worth to unsuspecting prey... after all Sonichu ''is'' "Zappin' to the Extreme"! He is Christian Weston Chandler's ''only'' son, and the first ''way past cooler'' Electric Hedgehog Pokémon!

If you haven't closed this page yet:
* It's because despite reading, and re-reading the words... it still doesn't make it any sense
* You're in a state of shock (ANOTHER VICTIM OF SONICHU'S LIGHTNING, JERKOP!)
* You are an aspiring autistic artist looking for some inspiration
* You're laughing so hard you can't wait for what comes next!

The comics series has been hosted on the various incarnations of Christian's [[Sonichu site|homepage]] (currently being hosted at the [[CWCipedia]]), and was originally promoted from his now defunct Sonichu business cards. Each new addition to the series would proudly sport the now-infamous ''to be continued'' disclaimer page. In fact, the comics are not updated with any regular frequency: In five years Chris has yet to complete ''twelve'' issues. This, of course, from a man who is [[Wikipedia:NEET|not in employment, education or training]]. With a page-rate such as this you know you can count on the [[fail|quality]]!

==Reader's guide to ''Sonichu''==

===How-to and overview===
[[Image:JargonPage.jpg|thumb|180px|The ever infamous JARGON page]]
[[Image:ComicTBCont.jpg|right|thumb|180px|TO BE CONTINUED (c) 2001-????]]

The Sonichu series begins with #0 instead of #1, and each issue contains multiple separately-numbered "episodes," so [[trolls|readers]] often lose track of which story happened in which issue. For example, [[Black Sonichu]] is introduced in Episode 4, which is the fifth story in the overall series and the first story in Sonichu #1, which is in turn the second comic. Further confounding matters are the [[Sub-Episodes]] about Christian's [[Love Quest]], which appear sporadically throughout issues #0-4 and are numbered separately from the main stories. The original filenames are also ''misnumbered'' as #0 is referenced as #1, and this continues through the following issues.

Issues #0-1 feature [[Sonichu]] as the unchallenged star of the series, with Christian as a supporting character also appearing in the backup strips. By issue #2, the comic has seamlessly transitioned to Christian encountering people from his real life in shitty anime battles. Token attempts to tell Sonichu stories and introduce Sonichu spin-off characters are made in #3, but all pretense is dropped in #4-7 as the series becomes a vehicle for Christian, as the leader of a heroic band of muppets, to battle against an old women and a group of ineffectual security guards.

The comic series is presented as if it were a cartoon or [[anime]] (which might explain why comics mimic visual effects that work well in audiovisual context but [[fail]] on paper), and is encapsulated into ''seasons'' with various episodes (or ''series'', for some of our Eurofag friends). Issue 10 is intended to wrap up the ''first season'' of Sonichu, however, it appears that Christian will fall slightly short of the standard 26 episode 'full season' run. This opens a can of worms as to the current vision of the comics: Is ''Sonichu'' intended to be the hit action/adventure soap-opera TV show that is broadcast in [[CWCville]], or is it the ''historical'' documentation of Christian's and Sonichu's life and times? Perhaps it is destined to be the Gospel from the Stay-at-Home Autistic Virgin Male, ''hallowed be His name''. Either way it remains unanswered whether Christian continues on with the series because he has a vain, misguided belief that some TRUE and HONEST soul will consider these as 'storyboards' for proper licensing and production.

===Art imitating life===
Sensing some criticism for the self-centeredness of his work, Christian wrote himself out of the series toward the end of Sonichu #7, trapping the Christian character in the [[Time Void]] so that the storyline could focus on other characters. Despite this, Sonichu still served as a strong Mary Sue character, as seen in Sonichu fighting [[4-cent_garbage.com]] in Sonichu #8. This self-imposed exile lasted about five minutes, as Christian managed to make a cameo on page 18 of Sonichu #8.

He returned from the Time Void at the end of issue #9, giving all non-Christian characters approximately 1 issue to have the spotlight to themselves, during which they mostly talked about how much they loved Christian and hoped he would return safely. On the final page of the issue, Chris claimed that he would write himself out of the series permanently, giving his characters the opportunity to shine on their own. He went back on this promise almost the moment he made it — the entirety of issue #10 are some of the most Christian-centric of the entire series.

Following the theft of his [[Medallions of Fail]] by [[Blanca]], Christian immediately released a new comic adapting the theft into his fictional canon and explaining that the TRUE source of his power lay in his [[High School Ring of Fail]]. Since this story was necessarily set after Christian escapes the time void, it was deemed a special preview of Sonichu #10, despite the fact that Chris had at that point not finished Sonichu #8 or even begun Sonichu #9.

The entire Sonichu series has been faithfully adapted into [[audiobooks]] on YouTube.

==List of issues==

{|class="wikitable"
! style="background:silver;" | Cover
! style="background:silver;" | Issue
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Episode
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Title
! style="background:silver;" | New characters
! style="background:silver;" | Last appearance
! style="background:silver;" | Plot summary
|-
| rowspan="5"|[[Image:issuezero.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="5"|''[[Sonichu 0]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 1
| "Sonichu's Orgin"
| [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Perfect Chaos]], [[Kel]], [[Rosechu]]
| [[Perfect Chaos]]
| The amazing origin story of Sonichu, the electric hedgehog Pokémon!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 2
| "Genesis of the Lovehogs"
| Random Pokemon
| Same Random Pokemon
| The origin story of how Sonichu and Rosechu became true loving couples!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 3
| "Sonichu vs. Naitsirhc"
| [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]
| None
| The first meeting between Sonichu and Naitsirhc!
|-
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Classic Sonichu Strips"
| [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake), [[Metonic]], [[Vamprosa]], [[Jerkops]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Barbara Chandler]]
| Barbara Chandler
| Random stupid stories with Sonichu
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 1
| Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"
| None
| None
| The first Sub-Episode! This details Christian's first encounter with the Jerkops!
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:issueone.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="4"|''[[Sonichu 1]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 4
| "Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, & Lightning!""
| [[Dr. Eggman]], [[Giovanni]], [[Bill the Scientist]]
| None
| The origin of Blake!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 5
| "Sonichu in "Informal Meeting""
| None
| None
| Blake kidnaps Rosechu, Sonic and Sonichu run into each other, then team up.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 6
| "Sonic & Sonichu "Black Metal Combat""
| [[Metal Sonichu]]
| None
| Sonic and Sonichu fight Eggman's latest creation - the Metal Sonichu!
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 2
| Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
| [[Hanna]]
| [[Hanna]]
| The comic version of Chris's encounter with Hanna.
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:SchuComic3Cover.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="4"|''[[Sonichu 2]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 7
| Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"
| [[Keeper of the Destiny Cave]], [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Wes Iseli]], [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]]
| Keeper of the Destiny Cave
| Chris takes over the story as his Sonichu medallion unleashes the power of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 8
| Christian Chandler in "Chaos & Serenity"
| [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], [[Saramah Rosechu]]
| None
| The three empowered hedgehogs meet and fight
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 9
| Chris-Chan, Saramah, & Wes-Li in "The Evil that Stomped CWCville"
| [[Count Graduon]]
| None
| Saramah breaks up with Wes-Li as Slaweel the Witch makes her first big attack on CWCville!
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 3
| Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"
| None
| None
| Chris and Sonichu confront Slaweel!
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Issue3.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="3"|''[[Sonichu 3]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 10
| "Sonichu Babies"
| [[Wild Sonichu]], [[Bubbles Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Angelica Rosechu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], [[Boulder Dropping Whale]], [[Sonee and Rosey]], [[Nabe]], [[Mypoe]]
| Boulder Dropping Whale, Nabe, Mypoe
| The origin of the Chaotic Combo!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 11
| The Chaotic Combo in "When Hedgehogs Meet"
| [[Flame the Sunbird]]
| Flame the Sunbird
| Blake steals the Master Sunstone and the Chaotic Combo unite!
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 4
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack"
| [[B-Manajerk]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[Super Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[W-M Manajerk]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]]
| Super Chris-Chan Sonichu
| Chris is attacked in the [[M-C-D-ville]] by two Manajerks!
|-
| rowspan="8"|[[File:Issue4.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="8"|''[[Sonichu 4]]''
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 1
| Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"
| None
| None
| Reprint from Issue 0
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 2
| Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
| None
| None
| Reprint from Issue 1
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 3
| Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"
| None
| None
| Reprint from Issue 2
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 4
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack"
| None
| None
| Reprint from Issue 3
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 5
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack part 2"
| [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
| Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan
| Crystal appears to save the day as the W-M Manajerk attacks!
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 6
| "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"
| [[ScotPalazzo]]
| None
| Chris gives us an inside look at the Jerkops
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 7
| Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"
| [[Bagget]], [[Crackder]]
| None
| Bagget arrives to attack Chris!
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 8
|Christian Chandler in "Off-Target part 2"
| None
| None
| Chris is taken captive, but is rescued by Crystal!
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:SchuComic6Cover.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="2"|''[[Sonichu 5]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 12
| Christian Chandler in "My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding"
| [[William Spicer]], [[Sailor Megtune]], [[Megagi La Skunk]]
| William Spicer, Sarah Hammer
| Chris attends Sarah Hammer's wedding, which is spoiled by Wes-Li Sonichu. Chris, with the aid of [[Megan Schroeder]], saves the day.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 13
| "Shattered Hearts & Entrapment"
| [[DJ Jamsta]]
| None
| Slaweel initiates an attack on CWCville, leading to Crystal getting trapped in the mirror!
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 6.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="2"|''[[Sonichu 6]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 12.5
| "One Lucky Dog"
| [[Patti-Chan]]
| None
| Chris's dog, Patti, is transported to CWCville and becomes a anthropomorphic dog with magic powers!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 14
| "Evil is Afoot!"
| Naitsirhc as Reldnahc, [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
| None
| Chris and the Chaotic Combo begin their quest for the Sonichu Balls as Reldnahc makes his appearance!
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 7.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="3"|''[[Sonichu 7]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 15
| Sonichu, Magi-Chan and Christian in "Time for a Ball"
| [[Sammy]],
| Megan,
| Chris learns the location of one of the Sonichu Balls and goes to get it
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 16
| C.W.C. and Sonichu in "Time Hogs"
| None
| None
| Chris and Sonichu retrieve the Sonichu Ball, only for Chris to be lost in the Time Void
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Tune in Everyday to Station KCWC for Everything!"
| [[Blanca]], [[Jiggliami]]
| Blanca
| DJ Jamsta interviews Blanca and Jiggliami
|-
|rowspan="2"| [[File:Sonichu8.jpg|150px]]
|rowspan="2"| ''[[Sonichu 8]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 17
| "Rage Against the Garbage"
| [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], [[The Incredible Lioness]]
| None
| After sex, Sonichu and Rosechu learn about 4-Cent_garbage and go to confront Jason Kendrick Howell over his work. They get a Sonichu Ball for their trouble
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 18
| "Spring Break, 2008"
| [[Silvana]], [[Yawning Squirtle]], [[Zapina]], [[Simonla Rosechu]]
| Yawning Squirtle, Jiggliami
| Silvana makes her move as Jiggliami warns the others of her plans and they get another Sonichu Ball
|-
|rowspan="2"| [[File:SchuComic9.jpg|150px]]
|rowspan="2"| ''[[Sonichu 9]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 19
| "Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)"
| [[Reginald]], [[Layla]], [[Ms. Jakaras]], [[Rita Jakaras]]
| [[Ms. Jakaras]]
| THRILL to the wonder that is Chris's Dating Education classes!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 20
| "CWC-Defense"
| [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Power Rangers]]
| Most bad guys
| The PVCC mount a massive attack on CWCVille! Chris is later pulled out of the Time Void
|-
| [[File:Issue 10 Cover.jpg|150px]]
| ''[[Sonichu 10]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 21
| Christian Chandler in "Director Amenities"
| [[Clyde Cash]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Lovely Weather]], [[Asperchu]], [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], Metal Asperchu, [[Asperpedia Four]], [[Sandy Rosechu]]
| Reldnahc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Asperchu, Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Chaotic Combo (Asperchu), Metal Asperchu, Asperpedia Four, Slaweel the Witch, homosexuality, asexuality, Simonla
| Chris rains holy hell on all his enemies!
|-
| [[File:Issue 11 Cover.jpg|150px]]
| ''[[Sonichu 11]]''
|-
| [[File:Issue 12 Cover.jpg|150px]]
| ''[[Sonichu 12]]''
|}

==Unfinished and Unreleased issues==
These comics are not yet completed by Chris, and most of them were briefly seen in videos during the [[Ivy]] saga. Most of the unreleased comics were obtained by trolls and publicly released.

===Unfinished===
* [[Sonichu 11]]
:* Chris began work on a special [[Christmas]] episode in mid-December 2009, but aside from that, only a cover exists. The release date was announced for 17 [[March 2010]]. Since Chris is a lazy fatass, and also due to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] and [[The Wallflower]], the pages were never released. On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop uploaded pages by a troll.
* [[Sonichu 12]]
:* So far only a cover exists.

===Unreleased===
* [[Sonichu Special 1]]
:* Chris rescues Ivy from the clutches of [[Clyde Cash]]. Six known pages are available. The rest are unverified, but speculated to be those displayed in the video.
* [[Wedding Comic|Sonichu Special 2]]
:* The fail-tastic union of Chris and Ivy. The pages are not yet numbered, and text remains hand-lettered. A cover page is absent for this comic.
* [[Giant Penis Comic|Sonichu Special 3]]
:* The even more fail-tastic honeymoon of Chris and Ivy. This is technically still an unreleased issue as it was provided by The Miscreants (as jesuschrist.zip). It is in a similar state to Special 02: Pages have no numbers, text is still hand-written, and also missing a cover.
* [[Sonichu Special 4]]
:*Chris rescues [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] (though it's unclear why Kacey needs to be rescued if she's in a consensual relationship with Liquid), shoots Liquid in the shins, and then makes out with Kacey. This is a five-page short with no cover, but it does have page numbers and computer lettering.

Chris has claimed that in total he [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|plans to complete 50 to 100 issues in his life time]].

==Adaptations and related work==
*[[Sonichu Remake|Sonichu #0 REMAKE]]
*[[Sonichu Finale|Sonichu FINALE]]
*[[Audiobooks|Sonichu the Audiobook Saga(tm)]]
*[[Sonichu: The Animated Series]]
*[[Fan:Sonichu the TRUE and HONEST Comic Series|Sonichu: The TRUE and HONEST Comic Series]]

==External links==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection CWCipedia comic archive (Episode 20 updates included)]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu TV Tropes article detailing everything wrong with Sonichu]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Comic]]

Sonichu (comic)

2010-05-28T04:54:28Z

Rosechupenis: sentence fragment, a funny one

[[Image:SonichuLogo.png|center|Man's ultimate Rorschach test]]
{{quote|My art speaks for me|Christian [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|introducing his oeuvre]]}}

'''''Sonichu''''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s official poorly drawn comic book adventures of him and his (imaginary) friends.
==Introduction==
[[Image:SonicVsSonichu.jpg|right|thumb|180px|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(comics) THE WORLD'S MOST WAY PAST COOL COMIC!]]]
The inadvertent shattering of his heart from [[Sarah Hammer]], along with the expulsion from English class ''and'' the confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] provided the impetus for Christian to kick start the comic series in full [[Fail|force]]. It initially served as a complement to his [[Love Quest]] as a feeble attempt to link an accomplishment, or boast his own self-worth to unsuspecting prey... after all Sonichu ''is'' "Zappin' to the Extreme"! He is Christian Weston Chandler's ''only'' son, and the first ''way past cooler'' Electric Hedgehog Pokémon!

If you haven't closed this page yet:
* It's because despite reading, and re-reading the words... it still doesn't make it any sense
* You're in a state of shock (ANOTHER VICTIM OF SONICHU'S LIGHTNING, JERKOP!)
* You are an aspiring autistic artist looking for some inspiration
* You're laughing so hard you can't wait for what comes next!

The comics series has been hosted on the various incarnations of Christian's [[Sonichu site|homepage]] (currently being hosted at the [[CWCipedia]]), and was originally promoted from his now defunct Sonichu business cards. Each new addition to the series would proudly sport the now-infamous ''to be continued'' disclaimer page. In fact, the comics are not updated with any regular frequency: In five years Chris has yet to complete ''twelve'' issues. This, of course, from a man who is [[Wikipedia:NEET|not in employment, education or training]]. With a page-rate such as this you know you can count on the [[fail|quality]]!

==Reader's guide to ''Sonichu''==

===How-to and overview===
[[Image:JargonPage.jpg|thumb|180px|The ever infamous JARGON page]]
[[Image:ComicTBCont.jpg|right|thumb|180px|TO BE CONTINUED (c) 2001-????]]

The Sonichu series begins with #0 instead of #1, and each issue contains multiple separately-numbered "episodes," so [[trolls|readers]] often lose track of which story happened in which issue. For example, [[Black Sonichu]] is introduced in Episode 4, which is the fifth story in the overall series and the first story in Sonichu #1, which is in turn the second comic. Further confounding matters are the [[Sub-Episodes]] about Christian's [[Love Quest]], which appear sporadically throughout issues #0-4 and are numbered separately from the main stories. The original filenames are also ''misnumbered'' as #0 is referenced as #1, and this continues through the following issues.

Issues #0-1 feature [[Sonichu]] as the unchallenged star of the series, with Christian as a supporting character also appearing in the backup strips. By issue #2, the comic has seamlessly transitioned to Christian encountering people from his real life in shitty anime battles. Token attempts to tell Sonichu stories and introduce Sonichu spin-off characters are made in #3, but all pretense is dropped in #4-7 as the series becomes a vehicle for Christian, as the leader of a heroic band of muppets, to battle old women and ineffectual security guards.

The comic series is presented as if it were a cartoon or [[anime]] (which might explain why comics mimic visual effects that work well in audiovisual context but [[fail]] on paper), and is encapsulated into ''seasons'' with various episodes (or ''series'', for some of our Eurofag friends). Issue 10 is intended to wrap up the ''first season'' of Sonichu, however, it appears that Christian will fall slightly short of the standard 26 episode 'full season' run. This opens a can of worms as to the current vision of the comics: Is ''Sonichu'' intended to be the hit action/adventure soap-opera TV show that is broadcast in [[CWCville]], or is it the ''historical'' documentation of Christian's and Sonichu's life and times? Perhaps it is destined to be the Gospel from the Stay-at-Home Autistic Virgin Male, ''hallowed be His name''. Either way it remains unanswered whether Christian continues on with the series because he has a vain, misguided belief that some TRUE and HONEST soul will consider these as 'storyboards' for proper licensing and production.

===Art imitating life===
Sensing some criticism for the self-centeredness of his work, Christian wrote himself out of the series toward the end of Sonichu #7, trapping the Christian character in the [[Time Void]] so that the storyline could focus on other characters. Despite this, Sonichu still served as a strong Mary Sue character, as seen in Sonichu fighting [[4-cent_garbage.com]] in Sonichu #8. This self-imposed exile lasted about five minutes, as Christian managed to make a cameo on page 18 of Sonichu #8.

He returned from the Time Void at the end of issue #9, giving all non-Christian characters approximately 1 issue to have the spotlight to themselves, during which they mostly talked about how much they loved Christian and hoped he would return safely. On the final page of the issue, Chris claimed that he would write himself out of the series permanently, giving his characters the opportunity to shine on their own. He went back on this promise almost the moment he made it — the entirety of issue #10 are some of the most Christian-centric of the entire series.

Following the theft of his [[Medallions of Fail]] by [[Blanca]], Christian immediately released a new comic adapting the theft into his fictional canon and explaining that the TRUE source of his power lay in his [[High School Ring of Fail]]. Since this story was necessarily set after Christian escapes the time void, it was deemed a special preview of Sonichu #10, despite the fact that Chris had at that point not finished Sonichu #8 or even begun Sonichu #9.

The entire Sonichu series has been faithfully adapted into [[audiobooks]] on YouTube.

==List of issues==

{|class="wikitable"
! style="background:silver;" | Cover
! style="background:silver;" | Issue
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Episode
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Title
! style="background:silver;" | New characters
! style="background:silver;" | Last appearance
! style="background:silver;" | Plot summary
|-
| rowspan="5"|[[Image:issuezero.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="5"|''[[Sonichu 0]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 1
| "Sonichu's Orgin"
| [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Perfect Chaos]], [[Kel]], [[Rosechu]]
| [[Perfect Chaos]]
| The amazing origin story of Sonichu, the electric hedgehog Pokémon!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 2
| "Genesis of the Lovehogs"
| Random Pokemon
| Same Random Pokemon
| The origin story of how Sonichu and Rosechu became true loving couples!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 3
| "Sonichu vs. Naitsirhc"
| [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]
| None
| The first meeting between Sonichu and Naitsirhc!
|-
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Classic Sonichu Strips"
| [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake), [[Metonic]], [[Vamprosa]], [[Jerkops]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Barbara Chandler]]
| Barbara Chandler
| Random stupid stories with Sonichu
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 1
| Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"
| None
| None
| The first Sub-Episode! This details Christian's first encounter with the Jerkops!
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:issueone.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="4"|''[[Sonichu 1]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 4
| "Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, & Lightning!""
| [[Dr. Eggman]], [[Giovanni]], [[Bill the Scientist]]
| None
| The origin of Blake!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 5
| "Sonichu in "Informal Meeting""
| None
| None
| Blake kidnaps Rosechu, Sonic and Sonichu run into each other, then team up.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 6
| "Sonic & Sonichu "Black Metal Combat""
| [[Metal Sonichu]]
| None
| Sonic and Sonichu fight Eggman's latest creation - the Metal Sonichu!
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 2
| Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
| [[Hanna]]
| [[Hanna]]
| The comic version of Chris's encounter with Hanna.
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:SchuComic3Cover.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="4"|''[[Sonichu 2]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 7
| Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"
| [[Keeper of the Destiny Cave]], [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Wes Iseli]], [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]]
| Keeper of the Destiny Cave
| Chris takes over the story as his Sonichu medallion unleashes the power of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 8
| Christian Chandler in "Chaos & Serenity"
| [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], [[Saramah Rosechu]]
| None
| The three empowered hedgehogs meet and fight
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 9
| Chris-Chan, Saramah, & Wes-Li in "The Evil that Stomped CWCville"
| [[Count Graduon]]
| None
| Saramah breaks up with Wes-Li as Slaweel the Witch makes her first big attack on CWCville!
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 3
| Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"
| None
| None
| Chris and Sonichu confront Slaweel!
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Issue3.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="3"|''[[Sonichu 3]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 10
| "Sonichu Babies"
| [[Wild Sonichu]], [[Bubbles Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Angelica Rosechu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], [[Boulder Dropping Whale]], [[Sonee and Rosey]], [[Nabe]], [[Mypoe]]
| Boulder Dropping Whale, Nabe, Mypoe
| The origin of the Chaotic Combo!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 11
| The Chaotic Combo in "When Hedgehogs Meet"
| [[Flame the Sunbird]]
| Flame the Sunbird
| Blake steals the Master Sunstone and the Chaotic Combo unite!
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 4
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack"
| [[B-Manajerk]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[Super Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[W-M Manajerk]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]]
| Super Chris-Chan Sonichu
| Chris is attacked in the [[M-C-D-ville]] by two Manajerks!
|-
| rowspan="8"|[[File:Issue4.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="8"|''[[Sonichu 4]]''
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 1
| Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"
| None
| None
| Reprint from Issue 0
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 2
| Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
| None
| None
| Reprint from Issue 1
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 3
| Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"
| None
| None
| Reprint from Issue 2
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 4
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack"
| None
| None
| Reprint from Issue 3
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 5
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack part 2"
| [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
| Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan
| Crystal appears to save the day as the W-M Manajerk attacks!
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 6
| "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"
| [[ScotPalazzo]]
| None
| Chris gives us an inside look at the Jerkops
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 7
| Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"
| [[Bagget]], [[Crackder]]
| None
| Bagget arrives to attack Chris!
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 8
|Christian Chandler in "Off-Target part 2"
| None
| None
| Chris is taken captive, but is rescued by Crystal!
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:SchuComic6Cover.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="2"|''[[Sonichu 5]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 12
| Christian Chandler in "My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding"
| [[William Spicer]], [[Sailor Megtune]], [[Megagi La Skunk]]
| William Spicer, Sarah Hammer
| Chris attends Sarah Hammer's wedding, which is spoiled by Wes-Li Sonichu. Chris, with the aid of [[Megan Schroeder]], saves the day.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 13
| "Shattered Hearts & Entrapment"
| [[DJ Jamsta]]
| None
| Slaweel initiates an attack on CWCville, leading to Crystal getting trapped in the mirror!
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 6.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="2"|''[[Sonichu 6]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 12.5
| "One Lucky Dog"
| [[Patti-Chan]]
| None
| Chris's dog, Patti, is transported to CWCville and becomes a anthropomorphic dog with magic powers!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 14
| "Evil is Afoot!"
| Naitsirhc as Reldnahc, [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
| None
| Chris and the Chaotic Combo begin their quest for the Sonichu Balls as Reldnahc makes his appearance!
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 7.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="3"|''[[Sonichu 7]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 15
| Sonichu, Magi-Chan and Christian in "Time for a Ball"
| [[Sammy]],
| Megan,
| Chris learns the location of one of the Sonichu Balls and goes to get it
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 16
| C.W.C. and Sonichu in "Time Hogs"
| None
| None
| Chris and Sonichu retrieve the Sonichu Ball, only for Chris to be lost in the Time Void
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Tune in Everyday to Station KCWC for Everything!"
| [[Blanca]], [[Jiggliami]]
| Blanca
| DJ Jamsta interviews Blanca and Jiggliami
|-
|rowspan="2"| [[File:Sonichu8.jpg|150px]]
|rowspan="2"| ''[[Sonichu 8]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 17
| "Rage Against the Garbage"
| [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], [[The Incredible Lioness]]
| None
| After sex, Sonichu and Rosechu learn about 4-Cent_garbage and go to confront Jason Kendrick Howell over his work. They get a Sonichu Ball for their trouble
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 18
| "Spring Break, 2008"
| [[Silvana]], [[Yawning Squirtle]], [[Zapina]], [[Simonla Rosechu]]
| Yawning Squirtle, Jiggliami
| Silvana makes her move as Jiggliami warns the others of her plans and they get another Sonichu Ball
|-
|rowspan="2"| [[File:SchuComic9.jpg|150px]]
|rowspan="2"| ''[[Sonichu 9]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 19
| "Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)"
| [[Reginald]], [[Layla]], [[Ms. Jakaras]], [[Rita Jakaras]]
| [[Ms. Jakaras]]
| THRILL to the wonder that is Chris's Dating Education classes!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 20
| "CWC-Defense"
| [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Power Rangers]]
| Most bad guys
| The PVCC mount a massive attack on CWCVille! Chris is later pulled out of the Time Void
|-
| [[File:Issue 10 Cover.jpg|150px]]
| ''[[Sonichu 10]]''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 21
| Christian Chandler in "Director Amenities"
| [[Clyde Cash]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Lovely Weather]], [[Asperchu]], [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], Metal Asperchu, [[Asperpedia Four]], [[Sandy Rosechu]]
| Reldnahc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Asperchu, Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Chaotic Combo (Asperchu), Metal Asperchu, Asperpedia Four, Slaweel the Witch, homosexuality, asexuality, Simonla
| Chris rains holy hell on all his enemies!
|-
| [[File:Issue 11 Cover.jpg|150px]]
| ''[[Sonichu 11]]''
|-
| [[File:Issue 12 Cover.jpg|150px]]
| ''[[Sonichu 12]]''
|}

==Unfinished and Unreleased issues==
These comics are not yet completed by Chris, and most of them were briefly seen in videos during the [[Ivy]] saga. Most of the unreleased comics were obtained by trolls and publicly released.

===Unfinished===
* [[Sonichu 11]]
:* Chris began work on a special [[Christmas]] episode in mid-December 2009, but aside from that, only a cover exists. The release date was announced for 17 [[March 2010]]. Since Chris is a lazy fatass, and also due to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] and [[The Wallflower]], the pages were never released. On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop uploaded pages by a troll.
* [[Sonichu 12]]
:* So far only a cover exists.

===Unreleased===
* [[Sonichu Special 1]]
:* Chris rescues Ivy from the clutches of [[Clyde Cash]]. Six known pages are available. The rest are unverified, but speculated to be those displayed in the video.
* [[Wedding Comic|Sonichu Special 2]]
:* The fail-tastic union of Chris and Ivy. The pages are not yet numbered, and text remains hand-lettered. A cover page is absent for this comic.
* [[Giant Penis Comic|Sonichu Special 3]]
:* The even more fail-tastic honeymoon of Chris and Ivy. This is technically still an unreleased issue as it was provided by The Miscreants (as jesuschrist.zip). It is in a similar state to Special 02: Pages have no numbers, text is still hand-written, and also missing a cover.
* [[Sonichu Special 4]]
:*Chris rescues [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] (though it's unclear why Kacey needs to be rescued if she's in a consensual relationship with Liquid), shoots Liquid in the shins, and then makes out with Kacey. This is a five-page short with no cover, but it does have page numbers and computer lettering.

Chris has claimed that in total he [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|plans to complete 50 to 100 issues in his life time]].

==Adaptations and related work==
*[[Sonichu Remake|Sonichu #0 REMAKE]]
*[[Sonichu Finale|Sonichu FINALE]]
*[[Audiobooks|Sonichu the Audiobook Saga(tm)]]
*[[Sonichu: The Animated Series]]
*[[Fan:Sonichu the TRUE and HONEST Comic Series|Sonichu: The TRUE and HONEST Comic Series]]

==External links==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection CWCipedia comic archive (Episode 20 updates included)]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu TV Tropes article detailing everything wrong with Sonichu]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Comic]]

Talk:100 2188

2010-05-28T02:36:16Z

Rosechupenis:

Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Actually it's "Transcribing DIS BITCH, I guess..." Easy mistake to make.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The keys are like, right next to each other. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 11:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
==Name?==
I propose "Rage Against the Internet." [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:When it doesn't have a name, you're supposed to title it as the date it was posted. This video should be called "27 May 2010". What is so hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::I'll go ahead and do that, if that's okay? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Oh God how do I rename a page --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::You need to be a mod.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: Nyoro~n... --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]
::::: Virgin rage against the machine? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:32, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==I lol'd==

This confirms it for me--Rocky has been drilling the "THE INTERNET IS BAD" dogma into him in the hopes that he'll come to agree with it. But hey, this means Chris has indirectly announced the end of Sonichu(yes we all know that's not true but he doesn't lol).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

*Perhaps to this marks the end of his young adult social group... ever since his May 8th rant about being alone, he's made a big deal about going out and socializing. This is probably a direct result of him being shunned by the group and thus actively looking for new people to put up with him. While the church was not able to kick him out, it seems they've cut him off socially from anything that their doing. I only hopes that this new "friend quest" leads to further banning's and tard raging's... on another note, he finally admits to being a man-child. I'm curious as to what made him realize this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:56, 27 May 2010 (EST)
::I can't wait to see what this "friend quest" will have in store. Perhaps he will go to a bar, try to hit on a girl, the girl will tell him she has a boyfriend, Chris will still try to hit on her, and her big, muscular boyfriend will show up and kick his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:42, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
If this happens I hope there will be security footage. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:: "he finally admits to being a man-child"
:: he's used others more or less euphemistical terms in many of his profiles, like "young at heart". i wonder if we could gather enough to make a new cwc-ism--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==Hat==

It hides his baldness. Mention? --[[User:thelieisacake|thelieisacake]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*HEY FAGGOTS! SHOULD WE MENTION HOW THE HAT IS HIDING HIS LACK OF HAIR? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:46, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**HEY FAGGOT! WHY NOT ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE THAT I ADDED A LINE ABOUT THE HAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:39, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Two Things ==

*Two things popped up in my head:

1-How many times does Chris say he's straight?

2-Is the "Trucker" look still remind anyone of the Blue Oyster Bar patrons from the first four Police Academy flicks? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==a challenge?==

As my first troll move, I'm thinking of challenging him to see who has more of a life by having him and I record videos of us and our friends. Good idea? --[[User:AdiosToreador|AdiosToreador]] 12:01, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Survey says "Chris almost certainly won't give a shit because you're not trying to steal his identity/'girlfriend.'" [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 12:34, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Most definitely. Chris has a narrow attention span when it comes to trolling. It may seem like it's getting old, but unless it's about his copyright or getting China, you're not going to get anywhere. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 14:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
: It could be worth a try, and I'm sure it would be loads of fun if - and this is a big if - you could get his attention. Which you probably couldn't, as my esteemed colleagues have just observed. -- [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:55, 27 May 2010 (CEST)

==never meant to be famous?==
Does Chris really think anyone will buy this stupid "I never wanted to be famous" BS? considering he signs his name on everything, he sticks sonichu into every orifice, he act surprised that someone doesn't know him, he can't leave the public's eye for a week. He want to be famous, he just doesn't want the bad strings attached. Chris will have to learn that it's all or nothing, he either is popular with fans and trolls, or he has NOTHING. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 21:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*... You do realise that there never have been any fans, right? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:33, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't know that, and that's the reason he's saying this. He understands that fans=trolls on some level, only instead of realizing that Sonichu has zero non-troll fans, he thinks that the "trolls" are just impatient fans who have assumed that since Chris writes about his suffering, they have to make Chris suffer in order to get more Sonichu comics.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
== Taking Bets Now! ==

How long do you think it'll be until Chris returns to the internet, doing what he does best: entertain us trolls? Because let's face it, it's going to happen. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:49, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
* Probably not even a day. Remember that one time a month or two ago, when he swore he was getting off the Internet? He came back less than 24 hours later, with a rant about the Cleveland Show. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 00:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** A week at most.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I say before monday.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*He's already on his PSN, which is technically considered on the internet since it interconnects many computers. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:49, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Are you serious, BreadGod? See, this is what I talk about in my commentary video. Anytime he's not on the internet, he's playing video games! --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:17, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**I say a week, if his current pattern keeps up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***According to his Youtube account his last login was three 5:11 PM EST May 27th. With this I think its safe to say he'll be back in no time. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

== chris lethargic? ==

after seeing this video i started noticing something, chris is getting and talking slower than usual, or was i the only one who noticed this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:26, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:it is summer, after all. perhaps he, like most bigger mammals, is going into a hibernation mode? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:34, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:: Mammals hibernate in winter. Lrn2biology. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 02:19, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCipedia

2010-05-28T02:04:12Z

Rosechupenis:

{{Honest}}
{{protip|Incorporate stuff from CWCipedia into CWCki to get the high score!!}}

[[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|right|Chris proudly claims the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]]]]

{{quote|Abandon hope all ye who enter here.|From Dante's Divine Comedy, eerily summing up CWCipedia}}

'''CWCipedia''' (not to be confused with the [[CWCki]]) (now the '''Sonichu Fans Wiki''') was a wiki set up for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal Wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it is designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|his Wikipedia profile]].

Since its inception, Chris has more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. CWCipedia also served as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in that it strove to create a platform that even an [[autism|autistic]] manchild/lazy fuck can easily use. Of course, Chris, being a retarded fuckface, still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.

Chris has a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his [[Sonichu]] article he ends up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to [[Kel]] (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon gym. This leads into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokémon he has in his team, and his collection of Pokémon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had leveled them). This somehow leads to a fantastically retarded idea for a Pokémon game system that's basically just the holographic projectors from [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], except with Pokémon. After all of that dumbfuckery he gets back to talking about Sonichu again.

==The early days==
Several months after Chris began using the wiki proceeded without incident. He was able to display his comics and music, share more details of his personal life, reveal more background information about the world of CWCville, and shout his bizarre homophobic rantings from the virtual rooftops in peace. The administrators of the site remained a silent, benevolent force behind the scenes.

Towards the end of 2009, this would change.

==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[Image:Untitled.png|thumb|100px|left|Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.]]
[[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|Chris's revised frontpage]]
As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it gets on a daily basis and the profusion of large files held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its TRUE and LOYAL [[fans]], the Sysop that maintains the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Keep in mind that these ads were all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by [[trolls]]. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers reside, ads may only be purchased from within the European Union.

Chris makes '''NO''' money from the advertisement revenue. All of it goes to keeping CWCipedia up and running.

Chris responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and [[Jack Thaddeus]], who has so far been the only donor who has delivered over €1000, qualifying him to create custom advertisements on the site. [[CWC Blog#7 December 2009|In a blog post]], Chris hoped that ''someone'' within the EU would be able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to ''remove'' the homoerotic ads that appeared on the site (even though most online advertisers give ''no'' such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even though it may be tempting for some European fans, the appeal of this opportunity seems limited. You can buy a [[PS3]] for you ''and'' your friend with €1000. Or buy three [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Boxes]]. Or four Wiis. Who ''would'' pass up such an opportunity?

On 27 December 2009, the ad space, which was previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar on the left side of the page, was moved to the very top of the navbar. Another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On 28 December, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for the his beloved [[My Coke Rewards]] program. The Sysop, however, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#Do_NOT_tamper_with_the_advertisements scolded Chris], telling him that ''he'' had no control over the ads.

On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. In the message he said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. To put this in perspective, Chris ''defaced his own website'' in an attempt to get someone else to stop advertising on it. You can guess how well that worked.

On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for [[CWC Cola|Coca-Cola]], [[Wild Sonichu|Avatar]] and [[It's UGH!|Proposition 8]]. He took his self-bestowed title of [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Captain]] to an absolute extreme, posting the following message to CWCipedia:
{{quote| I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another [[Mailbag]] or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so [[Chris and his Ego|as Captain of this website vessel]].
'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''}}

Additionally, Chris posted the following message to his [[Twitter]]:
{{quote|C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and [[Chris and Anger|Mutiny will not be tolerated.]] Stay Safe, and have a good day.}}

As to whether or not [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] will receive forty lashes less one for his inevitable insubordination, Chris has no comment.

Due to gay porn ads on the CWCipedia, on 01 [[February 2010]] Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|unleashed]] a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] upon Mao "Bamboo" Ling, after which he "[[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologized]]" to Alec and [[Evan]].

Eventually, on 26 [[February 2010]], Jack Thaddeus returned with an unclickable ad reading "JACK'S BACK" (in text, later converted to a jpeg) and featuring a picture of a man releasing his [[navy]]. Chris, surprisingly, never reacted, even though he has a [[Homos|giant homophobic ass]].

{{collapsible
|CWCipedia advertisement gallery. ''Note: The captions in this gallery are the alt text and links for the ads.''
|<gallery>
Image:CWCipediaAudiobookAd.jpg|[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#g/c/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 Watch the newest audiobooks here!]
Image:CWCipediaAutismAd.jpg|[http://www.aspergerfoundation.org.uk/ Asperger's Syndrome is a serious condition. Get the Facts.]
Image:CWCipediaVlasicAd.jpg|[http://www.vlasic.com/ Taste the Juicy Crunch!]
Image:CWCipediaGayRightsAd.jpg|[http://gayrights.change.org/ Support Family Guys everywhere!]
Image:CWCipediaMexicoAd.jpg|[http://mexico-travel.com/ Discover the facinating world of Mexico]
Image:AxeAd1.png|We all know how [[homos|manly]] [[Axe]] is.
Image:AxeAd2.jpg|In stores now!
Image:Beepboop.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
Image:DateThree.png|[http://www.lotsofloves.com/ Quit playing the waiting game!]
Image:DebtConsolidation.gif|A [[Chris and money| Chris and his money]] are soon parted
Image:DicksSporting.png|[http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/home/index.jsp No Joke]
Image:Diversity.png|But [[niggos|"No Darkies"]]
Image:DuckPreservationSociety.png|[http://www.woodducksociety.com/ You should always take good care of your duck!]
Image:Eyesight.png|Plus, if you go blind, you can't enjoy shirtless men.
Image:Fkinglie.png
Image:GayAutismCure.jpg|Get yours today!
Image:GayAutisticSingles.jpg|The man of your dreams could be living next door!
Image:GayAutisticSon.jpg|I bet Chris [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Could.]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|Twice]].
Image:GayDrawing1.png|[[Sonichu (comic)|Case in point.]]
Image:GayDrawing2.png|You know what sounds like [[Autism|artistic]]?
Image:GayForGod.png|[[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] Approves.
Image:GayOtakuSexClub.jpg|Can I bring my [[Anime Wings]]?
Image:GayPokemonDVDs.png|That's digusting! Get a [[Muscle bra]] and cover up!
Image:GLISTENINGHALF-NAKEDBLACKMEN.jpg|This one is my favorite.
Image:Heavenlyreward.png|After you die, you get your [[Semen#Comeuppance|Comeuppance]].
Image:HEXBAWKSad.png|A [[Hex Bawx|"Life upgrade"]].
Image:HGwait4u1.png|He's already a [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|fan]]
Image:HGwait4u2.png|AUTISM HOOOOOOU~
Image:Hitlerpedia.png|[http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/bill_of_rights.html Bill of Rights]
Image:HOTTHROBBINGGAYCOCKjpg.jpg|Cumming to butts near you.
Image:JoinTheNavy.gif|[http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-425.html/ DON'T ASK DON'T TELL]
Image:JustGuys.png|There's nothing wrong with [[High_school#Social_life|only hanging out with one gender]]
Image:Knight.png
Image:PlayNow.png
Image:Kool-Aid.png|It's recommended by 9 out of 10 High Functioning Autistics
Image:LearnAboutIslam.png|Chris has lots of [[mailbag|fans in the middle east]]
Image:Lipitor.png|Better [[Chris and health|stop taking it]] before it makes you [[homos|gay]]
Image:Mystery pic.png|Can you identify our mystery penis?
Image:Naivewater.png|[[Naïve|It's not what you think it is]]
Image:OK2BGay.png|[http://okaytobegay.blogspot.com/ There's a big difference between bending down and kneeling over]
Image:OxieCleanAd.gif|GETS OUT AUTISM, FAST! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!
Image:PickelParty.png|Sounds promising
Image:PicklePops.png|Pop a Pickle in your mouth today!
Image:PKMN4HP.gif|That HP kid is a total [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spastic spaz]
Image:Sexvote.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
Image:Specialsomeone.png|They don't meet the [[Attraction Sign|requirements]]
Image:This2this.png|Go from [[Obesity|THIS]] to [[Clyde Cash|THIS]]!
Image:VirginiaLaw.png|[[Jerkop|I am the LAW]]
Image:CWCipediaChrisLesGayAd.png|[http://www.eflgc.org.uk/ What do you mean, 'gay and Christian'? It's not possible... or is it?]
Image:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|It seriously is.

</gallery>}}

==The Twitter feed==
{{main|Twitter}}

On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the [[Mailbag|mailbag]]. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:

{{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET) }}

Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Twitter Twitter] feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and magnanimous Wiki Administrator later put to the feed to the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that ''(ahem)'' it probably needed some wider exposure.

== A history of (un)availability ==
===CWCipedia closed due to a<strike>I</strike>DS===
[[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|The CWCipedia as it appeared on 1/1/10]]

During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads of his own that didn't inspire uncomfortable questions about his sexuality. The Sysop became furious at Chris's unauthorized interference and warned him that if he didn't remove the ads, serious consequences could happen.

On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by the Coca-Cola Company for its unauthorized use of their logo on the site. Thus, the Sysop was forced to close the website for a few days until the matter could be resolved. Having learned a little first-hand regarding what [[Chris and copyright|copyright law]] is all about, Chris issued an [[This_was_my_fault|apology]] on YouTube. In the video he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, but he is completely unaware that no self-respecting company would ever want their product to be associated with his website of fail.

Within a few days the site was returned to normal.

===CWCipedia closed (again) due to theft===
[[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10]]
In the early morning of 6 February 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down again, this time thanks to a DMCA request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringes upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla is clearly a derivative of Evan's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5_February_2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified "later" time.

Three days after the CWCipedia was locked to edits, it was wiped from the internet entirely. In its place appeared a redirect link to Asperpedia; however, due to a bug, it redirected to an online role-playing game, ''Dogs of the Seas''.

===CWCipedia lives on===
On 12 February 2010, the CWCipedia was revived to a certain extent. Although it was still locked to edits and only a "login required" screen was accessible, it was functional enough for Alec Benson Leary to display the first two pages of "[[Asperchu#Sonichu_Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]." The next day, Chris fulfilled [[Evan]]'s request and the CWCipedia was restored for all people to see. "Sonichu Revolution" continued onward from there, prominently featured at the top of every page of the CWCipedia.

On 24 February 2010, a new set of ads appeared on the CWCipedia, calling Chris out on his [[Christian Love Day (video)|unwarranted self-importance]] on his birthday, with a message from [[Fan: Moon-Pals|Sean]] imploring fans to give gifts to victims in Haiti instead. The next day, CWCipedia vanished for a couple of minutes for unknown reasons. Likely due to Wild and Simonla's [[Sandy Rosechu|bastard child]]. When it returned, for a few days visitors were treated to the sight of a series of animated ads featuring gigantic ejaculating cocks, revenge from Jack Thaddeus in response to Chris's execution of the Asperpedia Four at the end of [[Sonichu 10]].

===CWCipedia closed due to parody===
{{quote|Also, you might want to take a look at your site before you go around advertising it... Some pretty vulgar vandalism you have going on there on a majority of pages.|Some guy on LittleBigWorkshop. Chris never read this and discovered the vandalism the next day.}}

Going into March 2010, Chris appeared to lose all interest in updating the site or presenting any meaningful new content. He neglected updating the Mailbag and stopped uploading new comic pages. His only additions to the site in the first three weeks of March were a series of rants directed at trolls and his fans, where he accused them of breaking up his pursuit of [[the Wallflower]] and complained that the demand for new Sonichu comics was ruining his life.

On 18 March 2010, CWCipedia was taken down and replaced with a redirect to a [[parody]] version of the website run by [[Mao]]. The Sysop had decided to allow Mao to buy a permanent redirect for 100 dollars. Since Chris was the captain, he decided to sail the U.S.S. CWCipedia into an iceberg and let it sink, making Jack pull all his funding and forcing the Sysop to shut the site down for good.

===[[CWCipedia vandalism|CWCipedia opened for everybody]]===
{{Quote|STOP THIS!!! THIS IS MY DOMAIN, and I WILL NOT HAVE YOU FAGGOTS SCREW IT UP!!!|Chris, somewhat upset.}}
[[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|One of the hundreds of images uploaded by trolls during their epic vandalism.]]

A day later, however, the original CWCipedia returned. At the same time, Mao was given sysop, bureaucrat, and oversight powers on the site, suggesting the arrival of a new "captain" on deck. The result was much good vandalism, most notably on the main page itself, by "Kine", "SEANBOTMK2", "ALECBOTMK2", "EVANBOTMK2", and "Metal Asperchu." Soon, account creation was enabled for all and the website was utterly vandalized in a flurry of [[duck|genitalia]].

===CWCipedia closed to outside edits again===
Early on 22 March WikiSysop returned to the site after being [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&curid=46&diff=5987&oldid=5928 busy on other projects] and quickly reversed everything back to the pre-Mao state of the site. However much of the pictoral vandalism continues to remain in the history of many of the pages, and several pages were not changed back, either due to WikiSysop skipping them over or not caring.

===Broken dead===

During the early hours of 31 March, the front page of the CWCipedia [[Patti Chandler|decomposed]] into HTML code. This was attributed to the nature of the 110mb server. The [[Honest content|true and honest]] version created by [[Mao]] is still up and running.

===Resurrection===

Whether it was through coincidence or an act of Godbearjesus, the CWCipedia came back on Easter Sunday. It is more likely that some technicians actually worked through the easter weekend just so an autistic manchild can carry on putting up badly drawn comics when he feels like it for his [[Trolls|fans]].

===Traitorous mutiny===

On 24 [[April 2010]], the sysop uploaded the rest of [[Sonichu 11]] and updated the [[Captain's Log]]. However, many quickly learned that these new pages may not have been as true and honest as they first appeared, as it involved [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] filing for divorce, [[Reginald]] whipping [[pickle|it]] out in front of [[Robbie]], Sandy gets hit by a car, Wild commits suicide by blowing his head off, and all three of the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu kids]] getting killed by drinking detergent (actually, Cerah survives, but was put out of her misery by being smothered with a pillow). Two days later, Chris discovers the vandalization and replaces all of the images with a disclaimer that work on Sonichu 11 was ongoing. He then called out on the sysop's "traitorous mutiny", but was willing to forgive her. He then ranted about how he'll find peace off the internet, [[Youtube Finale|suggesting he may]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|quit the internet]]... [[Lie|again]]. (SPOILER ALERT: He didn't.)

===A new face===

{{quote|DO NOT "[[South Park|SOUTH PARK]]" MY WORK.|Chris, on Daria's changes. What he means by this is currently unknown.}}

On 13 [[May 2010]], a new user called DariaCamacho appeared on the CWCipedia. She then proceeded to edit the main page and its templates as well as making new character bios. Chris, still highly paranoid after [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], reverted her edits on 14 May. The next day, displaying HTML skills similar to Chris, she broke the main page, which was again reverted, and added a message to her talk page asking Chris why he didn't appreciate her edits. [[Ego|We all know why.]] Chris then added his own response on 16 May, telling her not to "[[South Park]]" his work.

===CWCipedia gets gang-banged (again)===

On 26 May 2010, CWCipedia has been hacked, again. And once again, it's open to everyone. Several pages, once blanked and/or deleted were restored, and ''[[Sonichu 11]]'' had the not true and not honest comic pages back up.

===CWCipedia abandoned===

Frustrated by this new wave of trolling, Chris, [[100 2188|in a message in a recent video]], declares the CWCipedia abandoned:

{{quote|As of today, May 27, 2010, I, Christian Weston Chandler, relinquish what was the Cwcipedia. I am keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday, as well as my Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all therein.

I stand by my own past statements, and I ignore and heavily disagree with, detest and abolish all that are stated Against me on the internet.

I never meant to become famous, and I wish to go back to when there was little against me.}}

===CWCipedia destroyed===

Later that day the CWCipedia, the main site for Chrisitan was finally put to rest.

===CWCipedia resurrected (again)===
Then, later in the same day, the CWCipedia is brought back by the generous Mao of the Asperpedia.

==See also==
* [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]

==External links==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia (pre-vandalism)]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Recentchanges?hidebots=0 Recent Changes] - monitor Chris's (and the bots') latest updates
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&feed=rss Recent Changes RSS Feed] - receive Chris's latest updates automatically

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:CWCipedia]]

User:Rosechupenis

2010-05-25T04:10:24Z

Rosechupenis:

[[File:Zapbudr.jpg|right]]
[[File:Zapbudr.jpg|left]]
{{Mexicant}}
{{Homo}}
{{Troper}}
[[File:Zapbudr.jpg|right]]
[[File:Zapbudr.jpg|left]]

File:Zapbudr.jpg

2010-05-25T04:07:00Z

Rosechupenis:

Talk:My Little Pony

2010-05-25T03:56:27Z

Rosechupenis: CAN I HAZ SECOND OPINION PLOX?!!11111

==To do==
*Pictures of Chris's My Little Ponies (each individual one and the general collection as seen in his room)
*Origins of Chris's fascination as related to Megan
*There should also be direct links to CWCki articles and not links to YouTube video in regards to the videos where you can see MLPs hanging from his wall. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:50, 28 August 2009 (CEST)
----

Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqVMZFTifmI has a picture of one. --[[User:Ritegroic|Ritegroic]] 07:24, 11 March 2009 (CET)

==Someone get me a pic!==

If someone can track my down a really good image of his MLP collection, I could ID them and point out the rare ones, if any, and see how much money he's blown on this shit. There are some that are $200+ in value. I've looked at all of the shots of his room I could find but to no avail. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 04:09, 12 May 2009 (CEST)
: Does [[Megan Shrine]] help? [[:Image:Etc ebay bid.PNG]] shows bids but not wins. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 09:13, 12 May 2009 (CEST)
:: It does, a bit. From these, I see absolutely nothing rare at all. I was at LEAST hoping to see one of the Christmas ponies that go for about $50, or the European only ones that fetch a fair price in the USA. All of these could be obtained at Walmart for God's sake. But they're being obtained on eBay? Also, he might want to be careful keeping those around VHS tapes. The G3 My Little Ponies- which those all are- all contain magnets in the hooves. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 01:29, 13 May 2009 (CEST)

== Hair? ==

Where was the part about him using his own hair confirmed? On Camo-Flage, Ty Game, Johnlamence and Squall it looks to me like he cheaped out and used colored thread. [[User:Walter|Walter]] 10:55, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

== Squall Metal Alchemist ==

I was just reading the bios Chris made for his custom ponies and I think that Chris thinks that Edward Elric's name ''is'' Full Metal Alchemist. Just a [[random-access humor|random]] thought that came into my head. --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 21:03, 5 December 2009 (CET)

== Rehairing ==
I just had a fridge moment re: hairing. It seems like when Chris did his custom ponies, he rehaired the mane and not the tail. This is a bit ironic to me. See, the main is made up of what's called plug holes. They're a bunch of holes that go up and down the pony's head, and you have to take a sewing needle or similar instrument to put the new hair plugs in. On top of that, removing the old hair is a pain in the ass as you have to pop off the head and very carefully remove the hair, because if you're too rough with the hair removal you'll rip the plugs, making rehairing fairly impossible. The tail, though, is just a long string of plastic hair doubled over a metal washer, in the old ones, or a plastic bead, in the new ones, and pulled out of a long hole in the pony's ass. All these customs seem to have their original tail, which is by far the easiest part of a pony to replace during the customizing process. By the looks of it, Crystal has the original hair that the pony came with, mane and tail, but if you look at, for instance, Mimmbo Bo Boruto, the tail is very clearly the original nylon hair whereas the mane is what looks like embroidery floss. I can provide some photos on My Little Pony anatomy to show if anyone's really curious. I have a few ripped apart right now for a commission I'm working on. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 16:05, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

==new==
there were to many pictures,it was too cluttered and to many close ups. i am trying to arrenge it. i hope i didnt screwed it up. i havent finished it anyway. also, i wanted to add a new small seccion "in the comic", just to mention the cameo of the pony at the end of sonichu special.
BTW, does anybody remember that quote from the simpsons where lisa says that when she was younger, she wanted to have her pony as bridemaid or somethin?, i wanted to include it, as it is very fittin in the last scene of sonichu special. --[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 05:46, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

SECOND OPINION PLOX!!!!11111
[[File:Sexyponies.jpg|thumb]]
this morning i was browsing /b/ and i came across this image.
i wanted to use it to spice up the article and maybe to add some snark with it, and having it instead of one of the others (maybe the one with chris, i came out too bluish), but as Chris hasnt (that we know) sexualized the ponies i may be getting off topic. i dont know Cwcki, wat do?--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 03:56, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

File:Sexyponies.jpg

2010-05-25T03:44:00Z

Rosechupenis:

My Little Pony

2010-05-25T03:42:29Z

Rosechupenis:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Camo-Flage, awaiting to be horribly disfigured]]
'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several MLPS made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]).

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from ''Naruto'' and Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist'', and horrible Mary Sues such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right...

[[Mailbag 35|According to Chris]], he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

==In the Comics==
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|left|150px|It... Is... So... [[Fail|Beautiful]]]]

Like any 8 year old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a farietale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfurtunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts in a display of what for him would be a lovely wedding.

Arter having recieved a blessing from Chris' best man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] decide it is time to share an [[Sex|intimate moment]], and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the [[Pokemon| Boulder Badge]]. If Chris is mercyful enough this might be the last time he punish MLP fandom, we can only hope.

<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="800"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' [[Sonichu|Own Creations]]
!Original
![[Card games|TCG? In My Ponies?]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism| quirks]], likes to [[Chris and Art| draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape| noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a [[sweetheart]] himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, posibly [[Megan| Camoflage]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|Rejected]] Cheroki-Chan advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. Naruto is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|And interdimentional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] Salamence.
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Mormon pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic souless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
</center>

==See Also==
* [[Sailor Moon]], for more of Chris' Straightness
* [[List of toys]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|Wikipedia article on My Little Pony]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]
*[http://www.strawberryreef.com/ MOAR PONIES!!!111]
[[Category: Hobbies]]

My Little Pony

2010-05-25T03:39:16Z

Rosechupenis:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Camo-Flage, awaiting to be horribly disfigured]]
'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several MLPS made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]).

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from ''Naruto'' and Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist'', and horrible Mary Sues such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right...

[[Mailbag 35|According to Chris]], he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

==In the Comics==
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|left|150px|It... Is... So... [[Fail|Beautiful]]]]

Like any 8 year old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a farietale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfurtunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts in a display of what for him would be a lovely wedding.

Arter having recieved a blessing from Chris' best man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] decide it is time to share an [[Hanky Panky|intimate moment]], and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the [[Pokemon| Boulder Badge]]. If Chris is mercyful enough this might be the last time he punish MLP fandom, we can only hope.

<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="800"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' [[Sonichu|Own Creations]]
!Original
![[Card games|TCG? In My Ponies?]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism| quirks]], likes to [[Chris and Art| draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape| noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a [[sweetheart]] himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, posibly [[Megan| Camoflage]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|Rejected]] Cheroki-Chan advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. Naruto is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|And interdimentional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] Salamence.
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Mormon pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic souless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
</center>

==See Also==
* [[Sailor Moon]], for more of Chris' Straightness
* [[List of toys]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|Wikipedia article on My Little Pony]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]
*[http://www.strawberryreef.com/ MOAR PONIES!!!111]
[[Category: Hobbies]]

File:Poorcamo.jpg

2010-05-24T03:11:35Z

Rosechupenis:

My Little Pony

2010-05-24T02:57:08Z

Rosechupenis:

{{taxpayermoney}}

'''My Little Pony''' is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several ponies made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]).

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from ''Naruto'' and Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist'', and horrible Mary Sues such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right...

[[Mailbag 35|According to Chris]], he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

A My Little Pony heavily resembling a green Rainbow Dash, one of the most common of the new line of ponies, appears in [[Wedding_Comic|The Wedding Comic]].

<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="800"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' [[Sonichu|Own Creations]]
!Original
![[Card games|TCG? In My Ponies?]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism| quirks]], likes to [[Chris and Art| draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape| noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a [[sweetheart]] himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, posibly [[Megan| Camoflage]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|Rejected]] Cheroki-Chan advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. Naruto is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|And interdimentional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother.
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (right) and Meadowbrook (left)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] class.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Mormon pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic souless and flavorless Pony]].
|}
</center>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|Wikipedia article on My Little Pony]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]
*[http://www.strawberryreef.com/ MOAR PONIES!!!111]
[[Category: Hobbies]]

My Little Pony

2010-05-24T02:55:53Z

Rosechupenis:

{{taxpayermoney}}

'''My Little Pony''' is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several ponies made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]).

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from ''Naruto'' and Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist'', and horrible Mary Sues such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right...

[[Mailbag 35|According to Chris]], he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

A My Little Pony heavily resembling a green Rainbow Dash, one of the most common of the new line of ponies, appears in [[Wedding_Comic|The Wedding Comic]].

<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="800"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' [[Sonichu|Own Creations]]
!Original
![[Card games|TCG? In My Ponies?]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism| quirks]], likes to [[Chris and Art| draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape| noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a [[sweetheart]] himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, posibly [[Megan| Camoflage]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|Rejected]] Cheroki-Chan advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. Naruto is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|And interdimentional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother.
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (right) and Meadowbrook (left)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] class.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Mormon pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic souless and flavorless Pony]].
|}
</center>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|Wikipedia article on My Little Pony]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]
*[http://www.strawberryreef.com/ MOAR PONIES!!!111]
[[Category: Hobbies]]

My Little Pony

2010-05-19T06:21:26Z

Rosechupenis:

{{taxpayermoney}}

'''My Little Pony''' is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several ponies made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]).

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from ''Naruto'' and Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist'', and horrible Mary Sues such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right...

[[Mailbag 35|According to Chris]], he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

A My Little Pony heavily resembling a green Rainbow Dash, one of the most common of the new line of ponies, appears in [[Wedding_Comic|The Wedding Comic]].

<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Original
!Chris' [[Sonichu|"Own Creations"]]
![[Card games|TCG? In My Ponys?]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. Naruto is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris future daughter.
|-
|[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gaming]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (right) and Meadowbrook (left)
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
|-
|[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] class.
|-
|[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]
|-
|[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Mormon pony
|-
|[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Unique and Lovin' it Pony
|-
|[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony
|-
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic souless and flavorless Pony]].
|}
</center>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|Wikipedia article on My Little Pony]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]
*[http://www.strawberryreef.com/| MOAR PONIES!!!111]]
[[Category: Hobbies]]

My Little Pony

2010-05-19T05:48:09Z

Rosechupenis:

{{taxpayermoney}}

'''My Little Pony''' is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several ponies made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]).

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from ''Naruto'' and Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist'', and horrible Mary Sues such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right...

[[Mailbag 35|According to Chris]], he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

A My Little Pony heavily resembling a green Rainbow Dash, one of the most common of the new line of ponies, appears in [[Wedding_Comic|The Wedding Comic]].

<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Original
!Chris' [[Sonichu|"Own Creations"]]
![[Card games|TCG? In My Ponys?]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. Naruto is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris future daughter.
|-
|[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (right) and Meadowbrook (left)
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|}
</center>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|Wikipedia article on My Little Pony]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]
*[http://www.strawberryreef.com/| MOAR PONIES!!!111]]
[[Category: Hobbies]]

Talk:My Little Pony

2010-05-19T05:46:25Z

Rosechupenis: here plox

My Little Pony

2010-05-19T05:43:53Z

Rosechupenis:

{{taxpayermoney}}

'''My Little Pony''' is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several ponies made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]).

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from ''Naruto'' and Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist'', and horrible Mary Sues such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right...

[[Mailbag 35|According to Chris]], he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

A My Little Pony heavily resembling a green Rainbow Dash, one of the most common of the new line of ponies, appears in [[Wedding_Comic|The Wedding Comic]].

<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Original
!Chris' [[Sonichu|"Own Creations"]]
![[Card games|TCG? In My Ponys?]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. Naruto is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
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|[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris future daughter.
|-
|[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
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|-
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
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|-
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (right) and Meadowbrook (left)
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|-
|[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
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|-
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|
|}
</center>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|Wikipedia article on My Little Pony]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]
*[http://www.strawberryreef.com/|MOAR PONIES!!!111}}
[[Category: Hobbies]]

File:Bottom beck.jpg

2010-05-19T04:47:03Z

Rosechupenis:

File:Lin.jpg

2010-05-19T04:41:11Z

Rosechupenis:

File:Fede.jpg

2010-05-19T04:40:55Z

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File:Modest.jpg

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Rosechupenis:

File:Honey.jpg

2010-05-19T04:25:31Z

Rosechupenis:

File:Edu.jpg

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Rosechupenis:

File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg

2010-05-19T02:36:30Z

Rosechupenis:

File:Ty game.jpg

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File:Crys.jpg

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Rosechupenis:

Talk:Chris and Spanish

2010-05-18T04:34:26Z

Rosechupenis: Created page with '==Renaming== *I see what you did there, Eamoo, and its great. i was thinking, wouldnt you want to rename the "Works in which CWC uses Spanish" for somethin else?, cuz of the mum…'

==Renaming==
*I see what you did there, Eamoo, and its great. i was thinking, wouldnt you want to rename the "Works in which CWC uses Spanish" for somethin else?, cuz of the mumble and okcupid--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 04:34, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L

2010-05-18T04:05:54Z

Rosechupenis:

[[File:Chris_chan_creep.jpg|thumb|Chris, performing some sort of unholy chanting.]]

'''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 15 January 2010. The video title, written in some kind of reversed [[Wikipedia:leet|1337]] pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love [[Sonichu]] and hate [[Asperchu]]". However, the 1337 Chris uses is questionable at best. The characters placed in forward order don't read like he thinks they do.

Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He ends the video by chanting "usinos evol!" (love sonisu) over and over again, perhaps believing he can brainwash everyone into liking him again, not that anyone ever has. Conversely, he uses the other incantation, "uhcrepsa etah!" (hate asperchu), in a failed attempt to draw away the [[troll|masses]] from the new [[Asperchu|rising star]] in the universe of the Hedgehog Pokemon.

Some argue that he got the idea from [[Wikipedia:New_Kids_on_the_Blecch|this episode]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'', where the Navy brainwashes people into joining by creating a song with the phrase, "Yvan eht nioj" as the chorus. The joke was that it was pronounced as it is written, making the idea of being able to hear it, then subliminally reconstruct the phrase in the listener's head, all the more ridiculous.

He has now been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days. Take from that what you will. He also promised early in the video that two new pages would be uploaded that evening, which turned out to be a [[lie]], as Chris did not update the [[CWCipedia]] that evening at all.
{{clear}}
==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L
| image = {{#ev:youtube|u6jpaOQk5h8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 15 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Comics.png]] Comics
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| previous = [[15 January 2010]]
| next = [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Ah, [[Captain's Log]], Stardate... I believe it is the 15th of [[January 2010]].

Hm. As usual, I will have two more pages tonight, I hope you all enjoyed the last page where [[Crystal]] finally got out of the mirror. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P46.jpg]

But recently, I am reminded of an old Spanish expression which goes simply as, ''Tú necesitas UHCREPSAETAH y UHCINOSEVOL per ganar felicidad por vida.'' [''Chris proceeds to mangle the Spanish language, though it can be translated to: "You need to hate [[Asperchu]] and love [[Sonichu]] in order to be happy for life."'']

Ah, couple of strong verbs in that sent- in that statement. Say it with me.

[''Chris gets frighteningly close to the camera, his eyebrows poised to strike.'']

U8C43P2A37A8... U8C43P2A37A8...

Y U8C1N023V0L... U8C1N023V0L...

Alright, stay safe and have a good day. By-

[''Video cuts off abruptly.'']

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan's satanic message played backwards
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v9ozL9TepGQ}}
| Stardate = 16 January 2010
| Maker = warpspeed651
| Subject = Chris
| Video Type = Played backwards
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Creepy CWC
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Cw0fJNIA7gc}}
| Stardate = 18 January 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]
| Subject = Chris
| Video Type = Creepy remix
}}

==See also==
*[[Spanish]]
*[[Asperchu]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[15 January 2010]]|nextlink=[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]|}}

{{Captain's Log}}

U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L

2010-05-18T04:04:27Z

Rosechupenis: first sentence needed correction and clarification. the second one i added it cuz i cannot keep myself from telling the world how wonderful Asperchu is

[[File:Chris_chan_creep.jpg|thumb|Chris, performing some sort of unholy chanting.]]

'''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 15 January 2010. The video title, written in some kind of reversed [[Wikipedia:leet|1337]] pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love [[Sonichu]] and hate [[Asperchu]]". However, the 1337 Chris uses is questionable at best. The characters placed in forward order don't read like he thinks they do.

Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He ends the video by chanting "usinos evol!" (love sonisu) over and over again, perhaps believing he can brainwash everyone into liking him again, not that anyone ever has. Conversely, he uses the other incantation, "uhcrepsa etah!" (hate asperchu), in a failed attempt to draw the [[troll|masses]] from the new [[Asperchu|rising star]] in the universe of the Hedgehog Pokemon.

Some argue that he got the idea from [[Wikipedia:New_Kids_on_the_Blecch|this episode]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'', where the Navy brainwashes people into joining by creating a song with the phrase, "Yvan eht nioj" as the chorus. The joke was that it was pronounced as it is written, making the idea of being able to hear it, then subliminally reconstruct the phrase in the listener's head, all the more ridiculous.

He has now been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days. Take from that what you will. He also promised early in the video that two new pages would be uploaded that evening, which turned out to be a [[lie]], as Chris did not update the [[CWCipedia]] that evening at all.
{{clear}}
==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L
| image = {{#ev:youtube|u6jpaOQk5h8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 15 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Comics.png]] Comics
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| previous = [[15 January 2010]]
| next = [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Ah, [[Captain's Log]], Stardate... I believe it is the 15th of [[January 2010]].

Hm. As usual, I will have two more pages tonight, I hope you all enjoyed the last page where [[Crystal]] finally got out of the mirror. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P46.jpg]

But recently, I am reminded of an old Spanish expression which goes simply as, ''Tú necesitas UHCREPSAETAH y UHCINOSEVOL per ganar felicidad por vida.'' [''Chris proceeds to mangle the Spanish language, though it can be translated to: "You need to hate [[Asperchu]] and love [[Sonichu]] in order to be happy for life."'']

Ah, couple of strong verbs in that sent- in that statement. Say it with me.

[''Chris gets frighteningly close to the camera, his eyebrows poised to strike.'']

U8C43P2A37A8... U8C43P2A37A8...

Y U8C1N023V0L... U8C1N023V0L...

Alright, stay safe and have a good day. By-

[''Video cuts off abruptly.'']

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan's satanic message played backwards
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v9ozL9TepGQ}}
| Stardate = 16 January 2010
| Maker = warpspeed651
| Subject = Chris
| Video Type = Played backwards
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Creepy CWC
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Cw0fJNIA7gc}}
| Stardate = 18 January 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]
| Subject = Chris
| Video Type = Creepy remix
}}

==See also==
*[[Spanish]]
*[[Asperchu]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[15 January 2010]]|nextlink=[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]|}}

{{Captain's Log}}

Talk:Megan Schroeder

2010-05-17T06:54:30Z

Rosechupenis:

==To do==
*Add photos of Megan, from the comic and from IRL
*Talk about how she met Chris
*Their relationship
**A bit of clarification about Chris's purchases is in order. From the sounds of it, it sounded like Chris would bid on stuff for Megan off eBay since he had a credit card and Megan would pay him back, though in some cases it seems like Chris would give her presents and she went along with it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:28, 10 June 2009 (CEST)
*Write separate article for Megan Saga, if need be

==Photo of Megan + Bro from ED==
*Have you seen it? He looks as though he could have some kind of mental disability. That could go a long way toward explaining how she was able to tolerate CWC for so long. Thoughts? --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:44, 9 June 2009 (CEST)
: Link? [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:21, 9 June 2009 (CEST)
: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/People#Megan_Schroeder --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 20:38, 9 June 2009 (CEST)

==To do==

Whoever uploaded all the photos and shit, YOU'RE DOING A HECKUVA JOB. Keep it up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:37, 3 February 2009 (CET)

==Prologue and Afterword==
Could someone cite the source of the Prologue text ("Eventually, light a magical lighthouse...") and the afterword ("Yet, one can't stay on such sweet passionate feelings ...")? It's lulzy stuff, but I just want to know the exact sauce. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:48, 18 March 2009 (CET)
*Prologue was on his MySpace, it's long gone. It can be seen here [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997802418#The_Megan_Saga] The Afterword I can't find, I'm fairly sure it's from one of his blogs. Mirrored here [http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:FqdTi29vvXkJ:www.networksecurityarchive.org/html/FullDisclosure/2007-11/msg00098.html+%22for+now+I+walk+from+the+End+of+our+time+together%3B%22&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a]--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 10:13, 10 April 2009 (CEST)

==Megan Schroeder, a lesbian?==
Possibly Homosexual? Must remember to investigate further. [[User:Janitor|Janitor]] 09:19, 6 April 2009 (CEST)
* Wow, where did that one come from?? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 05:50, 19 May 2009 (CEST)
*Nah. she just had a soldier fetish. Possibly nazi soldiers. [[User:garfunkel|garfunkel]]
** Cite your source, bro. --[[User:Rafaal|Rafaal]] 21:41, 3 September 2009 (CEST)
*I doubt that she's lesbian. Probably bisexual, but her sexual orientation isn't really important. Assuming she's straight as a board and completely secure with her sexuality, she'd never have liked Chris as anything more than a friend. Who can blame her, really?--[[User:Staypuft|Staypuft]] 03:22, 4 August 2009 (CEST)

==Megan E-Mails==
Just curious, is there anyway we can put those e-mails on a separate page? It REALLY detracts from the page overall. I've been wanting to, really, but I didn't know how you guys would take it for another page like that [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:44 28 July 2009 (UST)
*At the bequest of someone, it may be wise to make a page with just the Megan e-mails. It's redundant but some people want to look up shit just involving Megan and not wade through the other stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:16, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

== Nazi fetish ==

Shouldn't it be mentioned somewhere? Also she's German lol. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 19:10, 21 September 2009 (CEST)
*Nazi fetish? Sauce? [[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 20:31, 21 September 2009 (CEST)
:*Megan asked Chris in a few e-mails to buy some pics of Nazi German soldiers off eBay and she'd remark how cute they are. Guess she had a thing for men in (Nazi) uniforms. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:54, 21 September 2009 (CEST)
*Nazi fetish? Sounds like my kinda gal-pal.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:45, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

==Article Cleanup==

This article REALLY needs some sort of clean up and bad! I'd do it, but I don't know where to begin, since I don't know what I should or shouldn't delete! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:00, 1 October 2009 (CEST)

== Interview ==

Has anyone E-Mailed Megan yet? Because, I have an idea for an exclusive interview with her. Is this a good idea to do an interview with her?--[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 06:11, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

* I think she's put this chapter of her life behind her and wants nothing to do with Chris or the trolling. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:30, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

** yeah, lucas and mimms have said "her side of the story" has been told aka chris is retarded what more is there and both of them have stated that she doesn't want anything to do with this anymore. it's enough [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:34, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

*Ah, ok then. I guess it's case closed then. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 22:03, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
***I'm surprised that no one has tried to contact her, though[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 23:16, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== About the paragraph on Megan's brother ==

I found this sentence a little bit odd:

*"However, emails seem to imply that John is of regular intelligence and Megan had confirmed that none of her family members are autistic."

Retardation and autism are two different things, so I don't see how a lack of autism in her family goes toward ruling out the possibility that John might be retarded. Plus, Megan's confirmation is already on the page in an email of Megan's to Chris, so it doesn't add new information. Does anyone else agree that this sentence can be shortened to everything before the first "and"? --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:45, 30 November 2009 (CET)

== Pixelated picture of CWC and Megan ==

I uploaded an unpixelated version of [[Image:Megan_Schroeder.jpg]] here: [[Image:ChrisAndMeganUnpixelated.jpg]].

Given how disgusting a close-up on Chris can be, I'm not sure which is the better version, but if anyone wants an unedited version it's there. [[User:IanBrandonAnderson|IanBrandonAnderson]] 05:53, 7 December 2009 (CET)

==Now I ain't sayin' she a gold-digga==

...but a section with all the shit Chris bought for her would be pretty funny. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 24 December 2009 (CET)

*Indeed!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:36, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

=TOW edits=

Anyone with half a brain knows that's not her. I highly doubt she would put her first and last name in and then make edits reguarding Chris. Also, whoever uploaded the screencap and posted the new edit to the article was probably the fag who did it. Please delete that section. --[[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] 22:30, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

I edited her userpage.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Meganshroeder]
''I want to protect Chris despite the fact that he's an obese racist who has tried to rape me, posted crude pornographic drawings of me on the internet, is a stupid stubborn southerner with no regards to decency or law, a social and intellectual retard, gets ridiculed constantly, has been banned from numerous stores for soliciting sex, not to mention complete lack of fashion sense, an ego even more bloated than his gut. Yeah, I totally wanna suck his duck.'' If that stays up there, its a lulzy troll, if its off by tomorrow, its Megan.

First of all, sign your comments. Second, that is incredibly retarded logic and I already know for a fact that was a troll. I'll be removing that section. If anyone has any questions my contact information is on my user page.--[[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] 15:48, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== I dong know why this page is protected... ==

...but anyway, Megan aparently lived in XXXXXXXXXXX in 2006. That may be interesting information to add. (Source is an e-mail from 2006). [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 08:26, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* The page is protected because Chris insisted that we took it down. This is in place to avoid the risk of anyone vandalizing it. Yes we can reverse it but it would be a drag. I also took the liberty to sensor your last entry. It is in our policy to not track down Megan on any reason. She's a victim of Chris's harassment and it would be painful of her If she got called over this by Trolls from ED. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:42, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia update ==

Chris reverted the changes Daria made on Megan's page and it shows that chris still both hasn't let go of the fact that megan hated him and that the shecameforCWC.jpg picture wasn't pretty much a big deal and that its being used against him. here's the link http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan_Schroeder&curid=2648&diff=7034&oldid=7032 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This Daria person is alright with me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:52, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*That doesn't really surprise me, given Chris' past behavior on this matter...Still, Camacho has been rather useful these past few days. In the name of Dr. Ivo Robotnik, I believe Daria Camacho deserves a prrromotion. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 00:12, 17 May 2010 (EST)
**her passiveness has proven awesome, but who is this mysterious woman?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:42, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
**I think I can tell who she is.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:07, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
***0_0 who is it?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
***tell us pretty plox. also, when is her article being created?--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 06:54, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

List of toys

2010-05-16T08:03:19Z

Rosechupenis: minor correction. shed mercy upon me plox

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]

Here's a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his [[tugboat]] ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]).

==[[Lego]]==

===Alpha Team===

6776-1 Ogel Control Center

===City/Town===

7892 Hospital

6337-1 Fast Track Finish

6517 Water Jet

7240-1 Fire Station

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling anime freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]

7700 Stealth Hunter

7701 Grand Titan

7712-1 Supernova

7703 Fire Vulture

===Make and Create===

4881-1 Robo Platoon

4097-1: Mini Robots

===Ninja===

6093 Flying Ninja Fortress

===Space===

6949 Robo-Guardian

6975-1 Alien Avenger

===Spiderman===

4856-1 Doc Ock's Hideout

===Star Wars===

Two 7146 Tie Fighters

7106-1 Droid Escape

===Western===

6755 [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern Knuckles plush

===Figures===

Jazwares Tails

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the Cat

ReSaurus Rose

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island Dr Eggman

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island Shadow

==[[Transformers]]==

===Anniversary Editions===

20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)

===Transformers Armada===

Jetfire ($25-30)

Megatron ($25-30)

Optimus Prime ($50)

Rollout ($25-30)

Sidways ($10-12)

Unicron ($50)

===Transformers Beast Machines===

Scavenger ($7-10)

===Transformers Beast Wars===

Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)

===Transformers Cybertron===

Evac ($25-$30)

Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)

Jetfire ($20-25)

Megatron ($40-50)

Overhaul ($5-8)

Override ($10-12)

Red Alert ($10-12)

Scourge ($25-$30)

Soundwave ($20-25)

Thunderclash ($6-8)

Unicron ($10-$12)

Vector Prime ($25-30)

===Transformers Generation One===

[[Megatron pistol|Generation One Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer.

===Transformers Generation Two===

Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)

===Transformers Heroes of Cybertron===

Bumblebee ($3-5)

==[[My Little Pony]]==

My Little Pony Cutie Keen Bean ($10) --> Crystal

My Little Pony Exclusive Lolligiggle ($20)--> Educait

My Little Pony Favorite Friends Rarity the Unircorn Pony Figure ($20)--> Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-

My Little Pony Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony ($20) X 3 --> Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest

My Little Pony Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy ($20) --> Ty Game

My Little Pony Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony (set of two $50) --> Bee-Riana (He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)

My Little Pony Sweetberry Diva Pose ($20) --> BoottomBeck

My Little Pony Sweet Breeze Pose ($20) X 2 --> Honeysumerah and Modest Manna

My Little Pony Seaspray Pose ($20) --> Cheroki-Chan

My Little Pony Beachberry Pose ($20) X 2 --> Linnhadey and Federico

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