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Lolisa Rosechu

2010-02-20T03:24:30Z

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Monty Python

2010-02-20T03:23:36Z

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February 2009

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User:Odettafag

2010-02-20T03:21:53Z

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Noob.

Main Page

2010-02-20T03:21:13Z

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No need for a main page, eh?

Barack Obama

2010-02-20T03:20:33Z

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[[Image:Obama.jpg|thumb|right|Obama's favorite Rolling Stones song? "Paint It Black."]]

{{quote|I think he’s a regular stand up [[family guy]].|Chris on Obama, [[Rollin' and Trollin']]}}
tistic]] with actual racial discrimination. Chris admitted that after watching the A&E documentary on Obama and McCain, he decided to vote for Obama because he felt he had more in common with him. Once again, democracy fails us...

Chris did a prearrainged interview in the video [[Rollin' and Trollin']] where he spoke about how he liked Obama and made no mention of painting the Whit
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==White House gag==
[[Image:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's brilliant political satire in action. See, it's funny, because Bush is known to poke his political rivals with a broom he carries with him at all times.]]

While still a Senator, Obama made a cameo appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], featured in one of the multitude of bizarre elevator gags seen as [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]cend to the top of the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building. Inexplicably, the entire White House is contained on the 51st flection
*[[George W. Bush]]
*[[Niggos]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]

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Collosal Chan

2010-02-20T03:18:39Z

RosechusJumboPickle:

[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|right|Change? Ya got change? Aw, come on! Help a guy out!]]

'''Collosal''' ''[sic]'' '''Chris-Chan''' (aka '''Hobo Chan''') is yet another Mary Sue form of [[Chris]] in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]]. He, like [[Ultra Sonichu]
Collosal-Chan is, surprisingly, the size of regular Chris-chan.

==Sonichu 10==

Hobo-chan makes his first and, if we're to take Chris/wiki/List_of_Dragon_Ball_GT_episodes Dragon Ball GT]''. For some reason, the [[Anime Wings|anime wings]] won't cut it this time around, like they were used more than [[Sub-Episode 4|once]].

Despite the name, "Collosal" [[Chris-Chan]] appears ted to the Asperpedia, and blows up the HEX BAWX.
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[[Image:126398379142.jpg|thumb|right|A far better depiction of Collosal Chan.]]
Chan Sonichu.

==Powers==
So far, Chris has displayed Collosal Chan with strange, almost god-like powers, the most basic of which are flight and telepathy. On top of that, he is shown to enter the Dark Mirror Hole effortlessly and retrieve Crystal from the mirror, connect into a computer via its USB port (and his finger... somehow) and create a version of himself to destroy everything and create a Lightning Bomb and some sort of barrier to prevent the bomb from (or any other character) possesses, in addition to any power deemed necessary to save the day.
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==Gallery==
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Barbara Chandler

2010-02-20T03:17:20Z

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[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|right|250px|Barbara holding [[Desi Chandler|Desi]] the cat.]]

{{quote|Get off. Before I go off.|Barbara to Chris, private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]}}
discussion on Barbara's lack of eyebrows]</re

==Cole and his possible fathers==

[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Barbara grew up and raised sing Chris-Chan (16:6 - 00:00)]]</ref>

Barbara gave birth to [[Cole]] in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury putt

Punchy Sonichu

2010-02-20T03:16:02Z

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TL;DR so I baleeted your article. Whoops!

Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8

2010-02-20T03:15:14Z

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Fuck yo couch nigga.

Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8

2010-02-20T03:13:38Z

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'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8''' is the eighth and last of the available phone conversations between [[Chris]] and Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]]. It took place on 18 February 2010.

==Summary==': add- </font><BR>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Chris-</font><BR>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': a whole- </font><BR>
<font color="#04B45lec''': CHRIS!</font><BR>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': page-</font><BR>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': CHRIS!</font><BR>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Yeah?</font><BR>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alc''Well, I wasn't sure, because I'm...</font><BR>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': What are you eating?</font><BR>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I'm having some chicken.</font><BR>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': I- uhgh. Chris, [[Chris and his ego|if you're going to ask someone to go out of their way for you for something you should probabke calling you only to hear that you have something else to do even though this is the exact time you told me to call.</font><BR>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Mm. Yeah. Yeah. I understand. I'm sorry.</font><BR>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': So So we had the understanding that we were not going to go back to the oversize ads again.</font><BR>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Oh.fail><BRere's a few reasons. First and foremost, you did not state all of the things that I told you to in your apology video. Like how Sonichu cannot make money in its current form and is a doomed franchise and you will need to start over with something original. You that. It was just, it was just insulting. I mean, you obviously felt absolutely no remorse whatsoever. Even though you swore up and dgies are about.</font><BR>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Okay. And the reason you hung up on me is because you were trying to avoid me. You were trying to just brush me off.</font><BR>l admit that, the last one, and I apologize for that.</font><BR>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Okay. So, if you wan
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': That make sense? No my ad space to keep your fans happy.</font><BR>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': [''has been tryinn your website. You didn't take them. I can do what I want with my ad space.</font><BR>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Hmm.</font><BR>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': How many times did I, wuse we have not talked over the phone that much. For maybe 20, or 20 minutes, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go with that.</font><BR>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Yeah, we've talked... Well, it's not quite that high. I think three or four times I specifically laid everything out for you.</font><BR> generous and go out of his way to help his competition. I mean, a lot of other companies would have just

==External links==

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-02-20T03:12:15Z

RosechusJumboPickle:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the are of MediaWiki 1.15.1! MediaWiki 1.11 was really old and busted.

Here are some of the things people should be aware of:
* This version of MediaWiki uses a new markup parser. It's a ''stricter'' parser that works a little bit differently from the old one. Which incidentally means that if you have broken markup somewhere, it might have worked in previous version, but it doesn't work any more at all. You may see a lot of articles that have broken <center> tags. Make sure they're properly balanced!
* There are a few new features that we might put to good use. One is <nowiki>__HIDDENCAT__</nowiki>. You can use it to hide categories that are purely for ''editors,'' and don't actually have stuff that benefits ''readers''. For example, it's used in {{c|Stubs}} and {{c|Articles needing citations}} now.

I'll probably post more when I
I'm pretty sure the (center) thing comes when people put a <nowiki>{{quote}}</nowiki> inside a <nowiki><center></center></nowiki> tag; quote has its own center tags inc the 'center' tag on [[Template:Quote]] to CSS; I'll look at it later. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:59, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*That's more difficult than I expected... looks like '''<nowiki>{{quote}}</nowiki>''' is going to remain cludgey for the time being, until somebody more patient/learn'd than I takes a crack at it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 01:30, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
o Chris." Unorthodox but more original.

About new pages in general, seriously, not every little thing about Chris deserves a page if it can be incorporated into existing pages. As long as it's mentioned somewhere, it's cool. Srsly.

Feel free to weigh in on this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:26, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:I like the Chris and: Series, I really do, but It's really only for things that play major, consistent roles in the bizarre story of Chris-Chan. Chris and writing is a good example. The way Chris writes is just so impossibly fucked up that it deserves more than just a single mention in the main chris article, but calling it just "Writing" is weird and awkward.
:I think some of these new artic I should go for it, or incorperate it into another article? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:12, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I say go for it. It's one of those weird quirks (of Chris) that we don't really understand because we haven't taken much of alook at it. Maybe start with a thread on /cwc/ to get more ideas/opinions about these things before you start writing. There's also how Chris 'competes' against other boys in his fuck quest, that might already be covered elsewhere, but maybe you could go more in-depth. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milfia, tcourage all of you to help out there (particularly with uploading all the comic pages of Asperchu onto there).
:39, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

==Quality co
CWCki strives itself on providing top notchl promotions at the moment and I'll review how they do at the end of their probationary period to see if they remain permanentbeen occupying myself with formatting issues and finding homes for [[Special:UnusedFiles|Unused Files]] (thank my meticulous Swiss ancestors), but I will now start being more proactive with page organization and content as well. Please do not hesitate contact me with thoughts, questions, suggestions or critiques! --[[User:Dud 170, 255)
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Ideas? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwww
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AIM me or contact me in #sonichu (details on my [[User:Champthom|user page]]) for more information. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:32, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

===Announcement===

Since no one has risen to the challeng

Main Page

2010-02-20T03:11:10Z

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User:Revolver Octopus

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2010-02-20T03:06:02Z

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User:Revolver Octopus

2010-02-20T03:05:27Z

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[[quote|"I love dicks! Here's my beautiful penis! <3]]

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2010-02-20T03:00:49Z

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2010-02-20T02:55:45Z

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2010-02-20T02:47:08Z

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User:Clydec

2010-02-20T02:40:26Z

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I am the TRUE and ORIGINAL Clyde Cash, but I love PICKLES! I never would rape Pandahalo! I only want my precious Chris-Chan! <3 Teehee!

Here's a picture of my boyfriend's pickle. <3

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Isn't it cute? I love how he calls it his little duck! Hee hee!

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