CWCki - User contributions [en]

Template:Christory/March 29

2010-03-21T12:08:24Z

Rubidium: Made this entry less of a paragraph.

{{Template:Christory Entry
|imagename = Hanna.jpg
|imagecaption = yep
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2005]]''', Chris is trolled IRL by a girl named Hanna at [[Fashion Square Mall]].
|link = Hanna}}

Template:Christory/March 01

2010-03-21T11:57:24Z

Rubidium: It's pointless putting a link to something that is already being linked to by the (more) link.

{{Template:Christory Entry
|imagename = Postcard from Ebaums.jpg
|imagecaption = yep
|text = Today in Christory;

In '''[[2009]]''', an [[ED]] troll who made postcards from screencaps of the Sex tape claims to have sent the postcards to [[Bob Chandler]], who supposedly then confiscated Chris's [[PSEye]].
|link = Sex_tape#Postcards
}}
{{Template:Christory Entry Addition
|text = In '''[[2010]]''', at approximately 3 AM, Bob is taken to hospital due to congestive heart failure.
|link = Bob_Chandler#Health_and_late_life
}}

Template:Christory/April 30

2010-03-21T11:48:43Z

Rubidium: Fixing link

{{Template:Christory Entry
|imagename = SchuComic1P45.jpg
|imagecaption = oh
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2009]]''', Chris uploads two strange new videos, ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain, in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain. Later it turned out Ivy asked him to make these videos.
|link = ShutUpBrain_and_WakeUpBrain
}}

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T19:30:03Z

Rubidium:

Okay, where the hell did he get a kilt? I know it isn't his drapes or something like that since he's got a sporran and everything. And as far as I know, he and his family have little to no Scottish heritage. So did he go out and buy this for the express purpose of this stupid video? -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably. maybe we should stick the tugboat template on top lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
**Where did he get the kilt you ask? Goodwill. Also, he's English-American, and the last I checked, England=/=Scotland. Or Ireland. -PeaceCeapPea
::* I doubt he'd spend money on it. He probably had it from a costume or some shit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:31, 14
::* Last time I checked, "British" = England, N. Ireland, Wales and Scotland. So including the Scots bit in "Brits, Irish and Scots" kind of defeats the idea. His 'Scottish' accent also is notably cringeworthy. I find it an insult the manchild is trying to associate with us. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* "Great Britain" doesn't include Ireland, just England, Wales and Scotland. The "UK" includes all four though. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 10:27, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Would an Irishman or a Scotsman identify himself as a "Brit"? I think not. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 13:16, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* @FourPLUStwo, yes, you're right in saying Ireland isn't, but Northern Ireland (N. Ireland in my first message) is. @Squirrelbait. Although I can't talk for them, I think that Welsh and Scots do identify with the term "Brit" - as seen in the Olympics with Team GB (Great '''Brit'''ain). Northern Ireland is a bit tricky because of The Troubles. Some want it to become part of Ireland and some want it to remain in the UK. Besides, this is a site for the manchild, not politics. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 19:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* @Rubidium I'm an Americunt, and I know nothing about British culture. Although, I do know that England, Scotland and Wales each have their own distinct cultures. I don't think a kilt is an appropriate display of English ancestry. Then again, this is Chris-Chan we're talking about. -PeaceCeapPea
:::* You are, in fact, entirely right. Kilts are traditionally Scottish, so wearing one as a display of your English roots is as retarded as fucking for virginity. The main question is; Does he have a Sporran? [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 19:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Now that I think about it, this seems to be part of an apparently new obsession with Celtic culture; first we had "Mo Ghile Mear" in the background of a video, and now a kilt and "Ireland's Call." I'm starting to think that maybe Heather is into this, and he picked it up in order to have something in common. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:39, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

So it seems Surfshack Tito is a troll who's been contacting Chris directly and somehow got his attention, and has now claimed responsibility for the Heather fiasco. Although Chris says he's a mutual friend of Scarlet, who I could only find mentioned [[Chris's Big Night Out II|here]] briefly. Although is anyone else kinda impressed Chris could 'kick' that high? Seriously, last I saw he could barely get his feet up to thigh height. Also, important quote "Regain the love, and trust, and friendship of heather". So semi-confirmation that she got freaked out and has broken off contact with him. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Let this be a lesson for everyone who was worried, when the Wallflower left and Chris made that first distraught video, that the show was over. Chris is like the fucking Terminator. You just can't stop him from doing something hilarious. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 10:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

As a Scotsman, I am raging at this video so badly right now... [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 11:21, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

BY not mentioning the Welsh, Chris robs me of my sheep-joke opportunities. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 11:42, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

I had an idea: What if we roll with this? What if we pretend to submit to his demands, which would in his mind give him no reason to blame us for his failures when he then returns to the Wallflower? We would also then get some gloating vids, which would for the first time in years let us see what Chris is like when he thinks he has no obstacles. Probably stupid, and I prefer to see him down, but for the sake of SCIENCE, we should try to collect all kinds of data. Yes, I know this doesn't exactly fit here, but I had no idea where else to put it. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Should there be an article or mention of Surfshack Tito on the troll page or is it a bit too soon to do something like that? We only have about 2 mentions of him to date, but it looks like he may be mentioned a bit more. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:37, 14 March 2010 (UTC)meeko

Tito may only have been mentioned a few times, but hes got two entire video dedicated to him. The trolls page makes mention of Podmonkey, who Chris has never even acknowledged in a video himself, and even C.E.O. who is not directly related to Chris at all. I say that Tito has earned his place on the trolls page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:47, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Done [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 17:09, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T09:50:32Z

Rubidium:

Da update/Archive:March 2009

2010-03-11T18:58:46Z

Rubidium: I could've sworn they were curly brackets when I hit enter. May be the drink.

{{Orphaned}}
===30 March 2009===
Chris uploads three new videos. [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]], [[Secret Weapon]] and [[YouTube Finale]].

===29 March 2009===
Chris sings the [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting song]].

===28 March 2009===
Chris [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|sings "Lovin' You"]] by Minnie Ripperton for [[Ivy]] and shows that he has clearly lost his fucking mind.

===27 March 2009===
In a new video, Chris goes completely plonkers at Clyde Cash. He shouts his lungs out, and threatens to call the police. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-LgkC1856A]

===27 March 2009===
Christian posts the [[ Tour of Christian's House]] on Youtube.

He also posts [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|a new video]] where he threatens anyone who fucks with him.

===26 March 2009===
Chris posts a [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|music video]] for Ivy, with remarkable departures from his previous videos, such as video edits, unified song in the background, and more. Furthermore, the images shown in the comic, featuring [[Clyde Cash]] as a villain, may be from [[Sonichu 9]].

===24 March 2009===
Chris posts a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adBazn09OUc mysterious video] which is deleted within minutes. Based on [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=1392 this Krapple Komputer Kompany] thread, this is a maverick troll who is the first not to be associated with [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]. The video is related posted by Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF_wcu8IVaY here].

===19 March 2009===
The Pickle Man tricks Chris and steals his date. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT4zdm2IH_Q]

===18 March 2009===
New video. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxO-aSPlts0&feature=channel_page]

===16 March===
Christian posts two new videos, apologizing [[Apology to Emily|to Emily]] and the people at [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|the Game Place]].

===13 March 2009===
Chris [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|calls out for Miss Emily and Stephanie]], presumably two hopeful new [[sweethearts]] which may cause Chris to bring his [[love quest]] back on the Internet.

Some argue that it's a [[User:LadyCameron|trap]] designed to get those two trolls v& by Chris's parents.

===10 March 2009===

Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|new video]] in which he reads passages from Leviticus that support his case against homos. He also announces that he has ceased using the internet to further his Love Quest and will instead be courting women in real life using knowledge gained from John Tesh and a book written by a nine-year-old boy. He then questions the nine-year-old's assertion that men have to do all the work in approaching girls--effectively proving that Chris has less game than a third grader. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFJjZPiRhro]

===04 March 2009===

Christian uploads two new videos giving his side of the story in the audio released on March 3. He announces that he isn't planning to wear his medallion anymore (because he destroyed it and stuck the pieces in his ass) and that he is still the rightful mayor of [[CWCville]] despite verbally ceding power to [[Billy Mays]]. He also claims that [[BlueSpike]] is responsible for sonichuandrosechu.com going down and implores his fans to help him get the site back. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLkAY8xK94Y] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieZp9_Yyk7s] Apparently still not realising YouTube is forever, within 24 hours Chris deleted the video where he explained how [[BlueSpike]] made him shove the medallion up his arse.

===03 March 2009===

[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s Chris-Chan page presents an alleged newspaper article claiming that Christian has committed suicide, leading to rampant speculation about Chris's fate. Total morons are invited to employ the basic deductive reasoning skills that Chris [[fail]]ed to use when determining whether [[Ryan Cash]], [[Sarah Jackson]], and [[PandaHalo]] actually died.

Meanwhile, audio has surfaced in which Christian endures humiliations from [[Max]] to protect his PlayStation Network account and to gain an opportunity to visit [[Julie]], only to learn that Julie and Max are both imaginary characters concocted by trolls.

===01 March 2009===
[[Image:Postcard from Ebaums.jpg|thumb|right|200px|"Just gonna look away, meow...don't get involved...]]
It is rumored that Chris' parents have confiscated his [[webcam]]/[[PSEye]] and microphone after an anonymous troll sent [[Bob Chandler|his father]] several postcards in an envelope that contained screencaps of [http://s733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/DannyMothman/ Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape].
 
 
{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Da update/Archive:March 2009

2010-03-11T18:57:38Z

Rubidium: Orphaned

((Orphaned))

===30 March 2009===
Chris uploads three new videos. [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]], [[Secret Weapon]] and [[YouTube Finale]].

===29 March 2009===
Chris sings the [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting song]].

===28 March 2009===
Chris [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|sings "Lovin' You"]] by Minnie Ripperton for [[Ivy]] and shows that he has clearly lost his fucking mind.

===27 March 2009===
In a new video, Chris goes completely plonkers at Clyde Cash. He shouts his lungs out, and threatens to call the police. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-LgkC1856A]

===27 March 2009===
Christian posts the [[ Tour of Christian's House]] on Youtube.

He also posts [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|a new video]] where he threatens anyone who fucks with him.

===26 March 2009===
Chris posts a [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|music video]] for Ivy, with remarkable departures from his previous videos, such as video edits, unified song in the background, and more. Furthermore, the images shown in the comic, featuring [[Clyde Cash]] as a villain, may be from [[Sonichu 9]].

===24 March 2009===
Chris posts a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adBazn09OUc mysterious video] which is deleted within minutes. Based on [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=1392 this Krapple Komputer Kompany] thread, this is a maverick troll who is the first not to be associated with [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]. The video is related posted by Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF_wcu8IVaY here].

===19 March 2009===
The Pickle Man tricks Chris and steals his date. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT4zdm2IH_Q]

===18 March 2009===
New video. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxO-aSPlts0&feature=channel_page]

===16 March===
Christian posts two new videos, apologizing [[Apology to Emily|to Emily]] and the people at [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|the Game Place]].

===13 March 2009===
Chris [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|calls out for Miss Emily and Stephanie]], presumably two hopeful new [[sweethearts]] which may cause Chris to bring his [[love quest]] back on the Internet.

Some argue that it's a [[User:LadyCameron|trap]] designed to get those two trolls v& by Chris's parents.

===10 March 2009===

Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|new video]] in which he reads passages from Leviticus that support his case against homos. He also announces that he has ceased using the internet to further his Love Quest and will instead be courting women in real life using knowledge gained from John Tesh and a book written by a nine-year-old boy. He then questions the nine-year-old's assertion that men have to do all the work in approaching girls--effectively proving that Chris has less game than a third grader. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFJjZPiRhro]

===04 March 2009===

Christian uploads two new videos giving his side of the story in the audio released on March 3. He announces that he isn't planning to wear his medallion anymore (because he destroyed it and stuck the pieces in his ass) and that he is still the rightful mayor of [[CWCville]] despite verbally ceding power to [[Billy Mays]]. He also claims that [[BlueSpike]] is responsible for sonichuandrosechu.com going down and implores his fans to help him get the site back. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLkAY8xK94Y] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieZp9_Yyk7s] Apparently still not realising YouTube is forever, within 24 hours Chris deleted the video where he explained how [[BlueSpike]] made him shove the medallion up his arse.

===03 March 2009===

[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s Chris-Chan page presents an alleged newspaper article claiming that Christian has committed suicide, leading to rampant speculation about Chris's fate. Total morons are invited to employ the basic deductive reasoning skills that Chris [[fail]]ed to use when determining whether [[Ryan Cash]], [[Sarah Jackson]], and [[PandaHalo]] actually died.

Meanwhile, audio has surfaced in which Christian endures humiliations from [[Max]] to protect his PlayStation Network account and to gain an opportunity to visit [[Julie]], only to learn that Julie and Max are both imaginary characters concocted by trolls.

===01 March 2009===
[[Image:Postcard from Ebaums.jpg|thumb|right|200px|"Just gonna look away, meow...don't get involved...]]
It is rumored that Chris' parents have confiscated his [[webcam]]/[[PSEye]] and microphone after an anonymous troll sent [[Bob Chandler|his father]] several postcards in an envelope that contained screencaps of [http://s733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/DannyMothman/ Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape].
 
 
{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Decepti-Clone

2010-03-11T18:56:20Z

Rubidium: No longer orphaned

A '''Decepti-Clone''' is a robot featured in Chris' [[Sonichu]] comic series, starting in Issue 9, Episode 20. According to the [[CWCipedia]], the three robots are said to be <s>recent creations of</s> total knockoffs of various [[Wikipedia:Decepticon|Decepticons]] from the popular ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, comics and movies, created by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] as their own personal Transformer force.

They originated in, which is to say Chris stole them from, the Transformers video game for PS2 as weak, mass-produced enemies that could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. You know, like [[Jerkops]].

== Decepti-Clone Roles ==
As mentioned, Decepti-Clones serve the PVCC, so their mission is to go out and squash true love wherever it shows up in CWCville. The [[Jerkop Punislav|Punislavs]] mainly seek to transport the various Jerkops to their destinations, while the S.A.Vs and Crackders do the work on their own.

Interestingly enough, it has been shown that at least one member of a group of S.A.V.s sports a crown not unlike the one Starscream wore in the original Transformers movie. Interestingly, the crown isn't used to denote leadership of the entire race, but leadership of a small group, like the antennas used with Zeon Mobile Suits from the Mobile Suit Gundam series.

== Known Decepti-Clones ==

*S.A.V. (Scoundrals as Vessels) - Resembles Megatron (Generation 2).
*[[Crackder]] - Resembles Thundercracker (Transformers Animated ver.)
*[[Jerkop Punislav|Punislav]] - Resembles Barricade (Transformers 2007 movie ver.)

== Sauces ==

*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Scoundrals_As_Vessels Scoundrals As Vessels]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Crackder Crackder]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Punislav Punislav]

{{Template: Stub}}
{{Template: Incomplete}}

Christian's sex joke

2010-03-11T18:55:49Z

Rubidium: No longer orphaned

[[Christian's sex joke]] refers to the extremely retarded story [[Christian]] tells whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga|much, much saltier]]" than people expect. His first known use of the joke on the internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]].

He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts <ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]</ref>, in IRC,{{cite}} in one of his ED edits,<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble|Mumble Chat 7]]</ref>

==[[Fail|A GREAT ANECDOTE]]==

{{quote| There was this married couple, George and Barbie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?" "Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired." Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." "Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?" Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the [[semen|MILK]], and I'll get an EGG." Later, they had a boy and a girl, Junior Bacon and Orange Juice. All Part of a [[fat|Balanced]] Breakfast.|[[Chris]]}}

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Random access humor]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Christian Weston Chandler Interview

2010-03-11T18:54:56Z

Rubidium: No longer orphaned

[[Image:LetsNotTalkAboutPickles.jpg|thumb|right|"Let's not talk about [[pickles]]."]]

'''Christian Weston Chandler Interview''' was Chris's first public interview that occurred sometime before the [[2008]] Elections that was conducted through the [[PSN]].

Notable is Chris's genuine concern that [[Barack Obama]], if elected, would paint the White House black, in addition to denying that the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] was destroyed.

We also catch a fleeting glimpse of [[Barb|Snorlax]] in her only video appearance to date.

==Video==
<center>
{{#ev:youtube|1U-4Mvc5LbM}}
</center>

==Transcript==

'''Interviewer 1:''' So, um, what do you think of [[Barack Obama|Barack]]. Just tell me, please.

'''Chris:''' I just don’t care much for him.

'''Interviewer 1:''' Why, you now. why. Be specific, man. You’re smart.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, you’re a smart guy.

'''Chris:''' Well…there’s a theory that, uh, if Obama went to the White House he would probably paint it black.

''[Obnoxious rap song depicting Obama in front of a black White House, flying a KFC flag with large buckets of KFC over the front lawn.]''

'''Interviewer 1:''' But, why do you think he’s going to pain the white house black. Just, why? I mean it’s like me painting my house green for no damn reason

'''Interviewer 2:''' It’s cause you like [[pickles]].

'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Can we not talk about pickles, please?

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Are you aware that people on YouTube are, uh, claiming that they stole your [[Medallions of Fail#The Sonichu Medallion|medallion]]?

'''Chris:''' Hmm…It’s on me right now, so there...so, uhh, that’s all lies.

'''Interviewer 2:''' They said something about you made another one and it’s two times bigger like…like, uhh…It’s false, isn’t it? Because it’s on you, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it’s mostly…yeah it’s mostly false. Yeah.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Mostly false? I mean, what’s…what’s not false about it, then?

'''Chris:''' I’d rather not talk about it and don’t worry about it. I mean…I mean they’re just blowing off smoke and uhh…they’re jealous of, ya know, some of my success and what not so it’s just best to ignore them. Don’t worry about them.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Golden. That’s golden.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Damn, Chris. Sonichu and, uh, the [[Medallions of Fail#The Jiggliami Medallion|Jiggliami medallion]], I’m just glad they’re all safe, ya know. They…they go me going there when they showed me those medallions. I mean they look exactly like the one you had. Like, I was fooled. Like, this is why I asked you because they were picture-perfect.

'''Chris:''' ''[under his breath]'' Alright, mmm hmm.

'''Interviewer 2:''' So how did, how did that get into his possession, like uhh…you sent it to [[Blanca]] and how did they get it, how did it get to their possession in the first place?

'''Chris:''' They were, they were living nearby here and they just intercepted the mail.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Wow. What’s up with the pickles, dude?

'''Chris:''' I hate pickles

'''Interviewer 2:''' Who is the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man in the pickle suit]]?

'''Chris:''' I don’t know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.

'''Interviewer 2:''' I mean, there’s actually someone in a pickle suit that you know and you hate him.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don’t know who that person is.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' I’m sorry. I just wanted to ask you, like, what do you, like, do you hate [[Homos|gay people]]?

'''Chris:''' Yeah

''[Clip of Chris Crocker crying, “you bastard”]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' You hate gay people.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Oh, okay.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Alright.

''[ [[Barb|Barbra]] presumably walks into [[Chris’s room]]. Chris sets his camera down on his bed]]''

'''Chris:''' Hi mom. I’m alright. How are you.

''[Chris and Barb talk as the interviewers laugh to themselves]''

'''Barbra:''' You should be sorry, too.
''[mumbling]''

'''Chris:''' I’m talk…I talking to a couple of people on the internet on the [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]]…Well…I’ll consider it. I’ll talk to you later. (picks up his camera) Alright, well, that was my mom. She went in and left.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, we saw that, Chris.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Ya know, you’ve got to be a respectable person.

'''Chris:''' Yup.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah. Yup. A person that, uh, you know, we have to be, uh, we have to be, uh, you know, respectable people. We can’t be pickles.

''[Obnoxious audio clip of someone shouting "WHAT THE FUCK...?" followed by a "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and footage of a mushroom cloud exploding.]''

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?gjlmgufymom Download]

[[Category:Videos]]

Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)

2010-03-11T18:54:20Z

Rubidium: No longer orphaned

{{merge|Chaotic Combo}}

In what may be the world's only attempt at cross-comic retconning, [[Chris]] attempted to alter the plot of [[Fan:Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu comic]] from within the pages of [[Sonichu 10]]. Rather than comply with this "extreme electric makeover", however, Alec simply accepted Mitch Sonichu as a new character and ignored the rest of Chris's changes.

==Chaotic Combo in Asperchu==

In the world of Asperchu, Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo are a group of heroic vigilantes fighting an underground guerilla war in the streets of CWCville to free the town from the despotic clutches of [[Chris-Chan|Ian Brandon Anderson]] and return the rightful [[Liquid Chris|Mayor]] to power.

==In the Sonichu Comic==

In Issue 10 of the "Sonichu" comic Chris sends [[Ultra Sonichu]] into the world of Asperchu where he is shocked to discover sonichus and rosechus with personality. Using his unforseen ultra powers, Ultra Sonichu manages to remove their Asperger's (along with the aforementioned personality) turning them into another dull group of characters with all the misplaced attitude one might find in a Saturday morning cartoon.

Notably, Asperchu becomes "Mitch Sonichu", a flannel wearing idiot and perhaps the worst character in Chris's canon of bad characters.

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:Michael Sonichu.jpg|Michael Sonichu
Image:Kitty Rosechu.jpg|Kitty Rosechu
Image:Bobby Sonichu.jpg|Bobby Sonichu
Image:Trisha Rosechu.jpg|Trisha Rosechu
Image:Swift Sonichu.jpg|Swift Sonichu
Image:Whisp Sonichu.jpg|Whisp Sonichu
Image:Mitch Sonichu.jpg|Mitch Sonichu
</center></gallery>

Camerawork

2010-03-11T18:53:45Z

Rubidium: No longer orphaned

[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|You can totally make out the face.]]
[[Image:camerawork2.png|thumb|Chris is real good at hiding his failures.]]

{{incomplete}}

{{quote|Q: Why do so many of your videos have a greenish-yellow tinge? A: It's one of the flaws in recording with Sony's EyeCreate Program (a downloadable Playstation 3 Application that requires the [[PSEye|Playstation Eye Camera]]); THEY NEED TO FIX THE PROGRAM, not only of that tint from Lack Of Some Light, but the Audio/Video skips that seems to occur during recording.|[[Common Questions|Chris, believing it's all in the equipment]]}}

Chris's approach to '''camerawork''' of all kinds is rather abysmal, whether we're talking about still photography or video work. Despite years and years of constant and obviously enthusiastic photography and home video making, Chris hasn't learned anything beyond the basics of this craft. Actually, the way he still routinely fucks up things proves that he is handling cameras far ''worse'' than your Average Joe... and as we've seen from what Chris has done to his [[PSEye]], "bad camera handling" can be interpreted in two ways.

Chris's video production efforts have been hindered by the fact that, despite of [[DVD|years of practice]], Chris doesn't know anything about cinematography. He's oblivious to several common sense ideas like "if you want to see anything at all, light the scene properly."

== Framing the shots ==
[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|Excellently centered image, with a delightful backdrop.]]

Chris assumes that if he can see the lens, then everything can be seen by the lens. He has no idea what it means to be in the focus of a shot, and is constantly standing way out of center, or is putting shit way too close to the camera, so that you can't even tell what the fuck you're looking at most of the time. When handling the camerawork directly, Chris often attempts to experiment with the camera's positioning without properly considering what his audience will see, and as such we are on the receiving end of [[Fail|masterpieces]] like the [[Videobooks]] and [[Sonichu's Edge]]. Additionally, his lack of proper equipment or controlled co-ordination tends to weigh down such endeavors with constant shaking, or disorienting angles.

== Lighting ==

Most of Chris's [[YouTube]] videos have been lit completely wrong. Plainly put: If you're making videos indoors, ''you've got to turn the room lights on''; human brains can automatically adjust to different color temperatures, but film and video cameras either lack the automatics to handle this, or are constantly struggling in bad lighting conditions to figure out what's going on. Chris assumes that if there's enough natural light coming in for him to see anything at all, then the video is lit properly. As a result, many of Chris's indoor video shots have a distinct yellow tint.

[[Category:Hobbies]]

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-03-11T15:42:37Z

Rubidium: /* So Chris has discovered the CWCki (finally) */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]]

== Welcome to the future ==

Welcome to the glorious future of MediaWiki 1.15.1! MediaWiki 1.11 was really old and busted.

Here are some of the things people should be aware of:
* This version of MediaWiki uses a new markup parser. It's a ''stricter'' parser that works a little bit differently from the old one. Which incidentally means that if you have broken markup somewhere, it might have worked in previous version, but it doesn't work any more at all. You may see a lot of articles that have broken <center> tags. Make sure they're properly balanced!
* There are a few new features that we might put to good use. One is <nowiki>__HIDDENCAT__</nowiki>. You can use it to hide categories that are purely for ''editors,'' and don't actually have stuff that benefits ''readers''. For example, it's used in {{c|Stubs}} and {{c|Articles needing citations}} now.

I'll probably post more when I get inspired. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:19, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
: Some help needed at {{c|Templates}}. Some frequently used templates had consistently broken markup and have missing </center> tags. They also use <table> tags instead of MediaWiki table tags. Take a look at what I did at, say, [[:Template:Needs Images]] to see how to fix all of these, for the GLORIOUS FUTURE. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:37, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

===<nowiki><center></nowiki>===
I'm pretty sure the (center) thing comes when people put a <nowiki>{{quote}}</nowiki> inside a <nowiki><center></center></nowiki> tag; quote has its own center tags included, so when MediaWiki parses them both you get two open tags and two close tags. One of the open tags, then, is rendered as text. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 01:10, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*Problem can also be avoided by changing the 'center' tag on [[Template:Quote]] to CSS; I'll look at it later. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:59, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*That's more difficult than I expected... looks like '''<nowiki>{{quote}}</nowiki>''' is going to remain cludgey for the time being, until somebody more patient/learn'd than I takes a crack at it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 01:30, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

===Broken refs===
Similar issue: Some articles may use <nowiki><ref></nowiki> tags without corresponding <nowiki><references/></nowiki>. Previous version was silent about this, but new version puts a giant big red warning in the end of the articles. If you see it, please add a source section! --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:48, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and/New pages==
There's a lot of newfags, which isn't a bad thing but I think some people who decided to get into editing CWCki since we moved to the new server and who really haven't gotten a feel of how we do things around here. For starters, a lot of people want to start making pages which can be alright, but the problem is that they really don't get when a new page is warranted and when it's not. Particularly, it seems like the "Chris and" series is drawing a lot of attention to this regard.

For starters, let's discuss the "Chris and" series of articles. I think I might have actually come up with it, now that I think about it, mimicking how CWCkipedia might have an article like "x and y" to discuss topics that are too in depth for the main subject article. For example, there might be an article called "Thomas Jefferson and slavery" to discuss his views on slavery since it's such a huge topic that can't reasonably fit in the main Thomas Jefferson article. Same deal here - we could in theory mention this shit on the [[Christian Weston Chandler]] article but that would be huge, especially for topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]]. It would be awkward to call something like "Chris and sex" just "sex" since people know what sex is, what they want to know is Chris's relationship to it.

I think the problem is that every single trait of Chris does not need a lengthy discussion unless it's very notable. Do we need a full page discussion that Chris isn't reliable when it can simply be said "Chris is not very reliable"? Likewise, there's a need for a degree of subjectivity - what is reliability? It's not like Chris sets any deadlines to make. Furthermore, not everything has to be "Chris and." As I said elsewhere, pretty much every article on here could be a "Chris and [x]" article. [[HOMOS]] could easily be "Chris and homosexuality." [[JERKS]] could be "Chris and men." [[Women's rights]] could be "Chris and feminism." Point is, not everything has to be "Chris and." For fuck's sake, be original. Think of a better name. For example, "[[Chris and facts]]" could easily be called "The world according to Chris." Unorthodox but more original.

About new pages in general, seriously, not every little thing about Chris deserves a page if it can be incorporated into existing pages. As long as it's mentioned somewhere, it's cool. Srsly.

Feel free to weigh in on this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:26, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:I like the Chris and: Series, I really do, but It's really only for things that play major, consistent roles in the bizarre story of Chris-Chan. Chris and writing is a good example. The way Chris writes is just so impossibly fucked up that it deserves more than just a single mention in the main chris article, but calling it just "Writing" is weird and awkward.
:I think some of these new articles could really go far. Chris and Authority seems like it could cover an awful lot, but people really need to draft their articles in their sandboxes or talkpages to show what they're aiming for instead of just making a page with the title and a half-paragraph.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:36, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*I have a mind to try a 'Chris and competition' article. Covering not just in regards to how he feels entitled to win all competitions, thats covered in Chris and his ego. I was thinking also about how he views things that he dislikes negatively because he believes it competes with something he does approve of, Such as with the whole 'Aspergers vs Autism' fight that he seems to believe exists. Or his strange idea that Harry Potter sucks for competing with pokemon, even though Harry Potter is a book and movie series and pokemon is a game and anime series. I'm not too sure about whether or not to go ahead with it though. I think it may end up being rather small. Do you think I should go for it, or incorperate it into another article? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:12, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I say go for it. It's one of those weird quirks (of Chris) that we don't really understand because we haven't taken much of alook at it. Maybe start with a thread on /cwc/ to get more ideas/opinions about these things before you start writing. There's also how Chris 'competes' against other boys in his fuck quest, that might already be covered elsewhere, but maybe you could go more in-depth. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:34, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

==Asperpedia==
[[User:Clydec|Clyde]] has started Asperpedia, the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL wiki for [[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]], the electric hedgehog Pokemon with Asperger's syndrome. From what I've gathered from Clyde, it's going to be like a cross between CWCki and CWCipedia. As there's many gifted wiki editors here, I encourage all of you to help out there (particularly with uploading all the comic pages of Asperchu onto there).

Ideally, big things will come from this, wink wink stomp stomp nudge nudge. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'm such a dumbass, here's the [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page link]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:13, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
**I lol'd--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:39, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

==Quality control jerkops==
I have just promoted [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] as the CWCki's first Quality Control Jerkop to patrol the CWCki to ensure high quality Bavarian standards for CWCki (i.e. pages don't suck). There will be a 30 day probationary period, ending 07 February 2010 so he will have to prove in that period he can help maintain high quality standards for CWCki.

CWCki strives itself on providing top notch info about Chris and the idea is that these new Jerkops will assist in making sure the CWCki doesn't suck and the information is accurate.

Godspeed to Griffintown and if you have concerns about article quality, be sure to mention it to him. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

:*I would like to thanks Champthon for the great mark of confidence he did to me by giving me the extra powers needed to keep this place clean. If any member of the CWCki community feels the need to discuss any of my decisions here, please leave me a message on my [[User talk:Griffintown|talk page]]. I am ready to listen to any comment that can make the CWCki site a better reference on everything Chris-Related. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:28, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

I have also promoted [[User:Dude|Dude]] (formerly [[User:Umad|Umad]]) to Quality Control. Same thing as Griffintown, same probationary period. That's it for Quality Control promotions at the moment and I'll review how they do at the end of their probationary period to see if they remain permanently. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:52, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Thank you very much. I have recently been occupying myself with formatting issues and finding homes for [[Special:UnusedFiles|Unused Files]] (thank my meticulous Swiss ancestors), but I will now start being more proactive with page organization and content as well. Please do not hesitate contact me with thoughts, questions, suggestions or critiques! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:12, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== Fixing internal links pointing to the old site ==

Apparently people used [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2Fcwcki%2F&namespace=0 tons of internal hard links to the old site]. Most of these are simply attempts to link at "tricky to link" entries, like categories and images. (Hint: You can make a link to a category or image if you prefix the link with a :, like <nowiki>[[:Category:Something|Category of Randomness]]</nowiki>.) The above link lists all such links in main namespace, which is pretty important. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:15, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== Stuff that Chris didn't do ==

[[Chris and racism]] currently has a PROTIP that says that Chris never actually used the expression "darkies". It reminds me: Should we have some sort of list of stuff that's often ''attributed'' to Chris, but never happened in real life? (Some other examples that spring in mind: Chris hasn't used the word "niggos" regularly, and he didn't actually have 100% trophies in Sonichu 2006.) Or should we just have some template like the PROTIP template, like this...
{{Box
|title=<div style="text-align: left;">GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL:</div>
|image=Furyofmywrath.jpg
|img_border=1px solid rgb(170, 170, 255)
|img_width=90
|img_height=90
|border=rgb(170, 170, 255)
|head_bg=rgb(170, 170, 255)
|bg=rgb(255, 255, 255)
|width=450
|color=rgb(0, 0, 0)
|text='''Chris never said or wrote "No darkies", nor has he ever used the word "darkie". That doesn't make him a non-racist, however.'''
}}
Ideas? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 19:26, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
*I actually like this a lot. This is a good thing for actual distributions to Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The protip thing, that is. It's kinda like a little "Did you know?" thing but should be restricted to common misconceptions about Chris (like the darkies thing). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:14, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
I think it needs the word INDIVIDUAL, for some reason. I think it's fine. Chris is a complicated animal and some of the more subtle things, like race relations, are open to misinterpretation. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 21:13, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

This is a most excellent idea. The template is catchy and allow proper info to flow through. I will use it in the future [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:20, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

== Unofficial Mailbag 41 project ==

I was originally going to have it so Chris would receive e-mails meant for Alec Benson Leary but instead, I did something more plausible by paying tribute to this [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/huttah! Strong Bad e-mail] by having every e-mail talk about Asperchu. Post e-mails in the same vein [[User:Champthom/Mailbag_41|here]] and I'll post them. '''Only rule is please, don't alter the first four e-mails.''' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:02, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
*P.S. Deadline is like, in 24 hours. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:05, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

== DPF call? ==

So [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJgbVrFasxk these videos] have gotten some attention and it seems like the real deal. On the one hand, some of the people in the call seem like huge fags. On the other hand, there seems to be some nuggets of truth in it. So, should we make a page for this? Consider it "apocryphal?"? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:41, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
*I can't listen to them right now, but I guess if an EDF idiot calls Chris and records it, it's our burden to transcribe it. Also, why the hell don't we have pages for Kacey Calls 2 and 3?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:56, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion: New category ==

Do you guys think that there should be a category for Chris-related media that has appeared publicly? By which I mean things like the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] or the [[McIntire Park]] video that appeared on TV. Basically, anything that's NOT exclusive to the internet. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:01, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
* The two radio shows that featured him could go in that category too, if they had their own page. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 22:29, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there was a 3rd radio show on satellite that mentioned him. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:40, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
**Got it started. I also added the articles that were printed in Nintendo Power, for good measure. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 23:44, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbags vs Simple Questions ==

I think Clyde already made a suggestion along these lines weeks ago, but can't we just replace the mailbags with series of simple questions? Most letters in the mailbags either: (A) insult Chris such that he deletes him, or (B) mix easy and hard questions such that Chris answers the easy questions but conveniently ignores the hard ones. If we replaced (or supplemented) the mailbags with series of questions (and more focused ones than what we're sending now), we could actually get Chris to answer tougher questions. Plus, less reading for Chris = a quicker turn-around time for answers = more opportunities for us to interrogate Chris about specific subjects. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 02:31, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde's original intent was to replace the Mailbag with the questions, hence why he wanted to phase out [[CWCki:Operation Mailbag|Operation Mailbag]]. Unfortunately, Mailbag is a popular feature on CWCipedia and it's more or less devolving into a way to troll Chris than to get genuine information from him. Difference approaches to trolling are at play, I'm afraid. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:52, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Links to articles in heading ==

I think other pages do this, but I know this is particularly the case in [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. I'm not sure if this is good wiki style, as generally a heading shouldn't have a link but rather have a "Main article" link - for instance, the subsection of Sonichu really should have a note that says "Main article: Sonichu" for those who wish to delve into Sonichu. However, we can if we truly want to keep it like it is, but as I've said, let's try and mimic good wiki style. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:55, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Name for CWCki users? ==

Dumb thing to talk about, but any idea for a good term to describe CWCki users? Originally, "CWCkipedians" were used but that's confusing since there's now [[CWCipedia]]. "CWCki users" is used in some cases but it's a bit bland. CWCkians? CWCkifags? You people probably can come up with something better than I can. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:01, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
:CWCronologists. Christorians.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:52, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
*I like Christorians. We already use the term "Christory", so it makes sense to use this too. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:43, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
*I am sold to the "Christorians" term. So classy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:07, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
== Today in Christory ==

You guys have really made a mess of the [[Template:Christory|Christory template]] in January! 20+ red links, I'm ashamed! Ofcourse, I'm partially to blame, but I was travelling and under stress and stuff, whilst all of YOU GUYS were playing with your xBoxes and wanking and doing the shit your kind tends to do. So, anyway, I just created all entries for February, but that doesn't mean you can slack off and ignore this again, you lazy editors! Whenever you find time just make a bunch of entries for march and beyong. Get it into your [[autism|routine]]. It's fun. Love and peace. [[Template:Christory]] :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:48, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

== 500 intenal servic error. ==

I keep getting these when clicking links. Is this a problem on my end, or is the website having trouble or what?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:21, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
: It's the website's fault - sometimes the site is a bit flaky, especially if you hit potentially intensive operations like page history or RecentChanges. Just try again. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:21, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
:Getting the same. Just hit [back] and try again. lol, I got one trying to post this. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:45, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion: A Chris Inactivity Chart ==

Similar to the tracker on the front page for the comics, I think it would be nice to have a tracker for the days that Chris seemingly disappears off the face of the earth. Ever since things... escalated on his CWCipedia, he's been quieter than a North Korean dictator after a stroke. It might be nice just to have an official record of how long our glorious leader goes without making a statement to the masses. May I suggest "'''All Quiet on the Weston Front'''"?
-- [[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 08:35, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*I support this. Its a good idea for a main page feature and its a fairly good pun as well.--[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:08, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Interesting idea, but it may be annoying to update it daily to show when Chris isn't inactive those times when he seems to update stuff every day. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Even if I hated this idea, I would support it for the sake of the pun. (And I happen to love the idea.) [[User:Llort|Llort]] 20:58, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

==Quintin Tarantino==

Would anyone be up for an article comparing Chris to Tarantino? Both are insensitive plagiarist, I think something good could be done here.
*No. Sign your comments--[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 18:41, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

== Piping ==

Someone, do me a favor - take [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Piping this] and rework it to make it relevant to CWCki.

Seriously, I am tired of fucking shitty piping. "Lack of female companionship" should not pipe to [[Virginia is for Virgins]]. I would personally pipe it to "virgin with rage" or something like that. There's too much shitty piping going on and it needs to stop. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:04, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

* How's [[Help:A Guide to Piping|this]]? [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 02:47, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

== Special assignment ==

I have a special assignment for the CWCki for those who wish to accept it. Prerequisite is you have a LOT of free time.

AIM me or contact me in #sonichu (details on my [[User:Champthom|user page]]) for more information. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:32, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

== Coca-cola ==

Considering how much CWC mentions coca-cola and his whole tangle with the company, should a Coca-Cola page be started? [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 08:15, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
*This isn't the right place to suggest new articles. Also [[CWC Cola]] and [[My Coke Rewards]]. I guess that should cover most relevant shit on sugary kiddie-drinks, so no. :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 03:25, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

===Announcement===

Since no one has risen to the challenge to be a temporary admin, instead I'll just say that until Tuesday, I'll be traveling and thus unable to monitor the CWCki. If there's some dispute how to do shit, sort it out amongst yourselves. If shit gets serious, then ask [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs]] or [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]. But ideally, I'm sure you're all big boys and girls and can sort things out yourself. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

== We should start a forum dedicated to Chris Chan's failings. ==

The CWCiki is awesome, I will admit. However, I have an great idea that if implanted correctly, will make the forum a success.

Someone here should start a forum dedicated completely to all of Chris Chan's failings. We can talk about anything Chris Chan releated and a lot more.

Does anyone agree? I'll start up the forum if so. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 21:01, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
*How would it be different from [[/cwc/]]? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 21:52, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Or [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] (aside from the fact they aren't letting new people in, though MAYBE cogs will let you in if you edit the CWCki, but I doubt it)? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:55, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Not only other people are doing it better but any Forums based on Chris-Chan will drag some crowd from ED. As much as I love them, I don't want to see 13 y/o EDtards uploading their crap all over the CWCki. Yes, I am a sad bloke but a forum is not worth the extra effort. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:02, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

== Actual Wikipedia Page? ==

While the CWCki is a great source for information on the failure that is Chris, shouldnt we make him more... accessible to a mainstream audience? What im saying is that I believe the mastadonic level of Chris's failure throughout his life is legitamately noteable by the standard of Wikipedia at this point. He could easily be regarded as an "Internet Trolling Victim", and if the article is written from this perspective chances are the Wikiadmins will pass it. Share your thoughts. [[User:Gettanonymous|Gettanonymous]] 17:53, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
*Some people are gonna be like "WE DON'T WANT NEWBS TROLLING CHRIS" but that's not why I'd say that a Wikipedia article on Chris would be a bad idea. Essentially, based on [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Notability|notability guidelines]] on Wikipedia, for someone to be notable, you need for starters significant coverage and reliable secondary sources. To be honest, we're not really reliable since we're pretty biased as fuck, and Chris in the scheme of things isn't really that popular - he's been on maybe one, two big blogs but other than that he's mostly been on ED, random YouTube faggots' pages, etc. There's a lot of bigger Internet celebrities who don't have their own Wikipedia page and it's not the end of the world that they don't have them. Not to mention people regularly try to start a page for Chris and usually get shot down fast and frankly.
:I think CWCki does its best to present Chris to the mainstream better than say, ED. Just because we work to document Chris's fail does not mean we're on some sort of mission though to spread the word or anything like that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
::It probably is too soon. But the harder Chris fails the more the public will start looking at him. Its only a matter of time before making a wikipedia page titled "Chistian Weston Chandler (Serial Rapist)" will be justifiable. [[User:Gettanonymous|Gettanonymous]] 18:12, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
:::This is the problem we have. Websites like ours or Wikipedia are pretty reactive. They are accessed by those seeking info. We are not pushing any messages out. For me, trying to put Chris-Chan up on Wikipedia in the name of accessing a mainstream audience is a moot point. Yes, I am waiting for Chris to produce an "Exhibit A" anytime soon. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:18, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

== So Chris has discovered the CWCki (finally) ==

As you can guess, he'll have to pry those pages from my COLD, DEAD HANDS before I consider deleting them. It's not surprising that Chris is targeting those particular pages, though maybe he's being pragmatic in that he knows he won't get the entire thing taken down.

<strike>Expect a video statement from me defending the CWCki and our refusal to comply</strike>. Much is at stake here, people, we shall not submit to Chris. CWCki policy refuses to censor itself (the only exception when there is a clear threat of direct harm as a result of something on the CWCki) and we shall not cave in to Chris's demands.

This is our hour, guys. Chris has discovered the fruits of our labor and we shall not go down without a fight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive! Today, we celebrate our CWCkindependance Day! --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:40, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*On second thought, I changed my mind about a video. As per [[CWCki:NOTED|"CWCki is not ED"]], we're not so much mocking Chris but trying to explain him. While a CWCki saga would be interesting, I'd rather risk possible "lulz" than CWCki's reputation as a (mostly) reliable and open source of Chris related information. In other words, let's not feed into Chris's ego at the moment by not responding in the positive or affirmative to his threat. If he does respond in some way, well, we're take it from there.
:If one thing comes out of this, I really want to hear what Chris's opinion of the CWCki is. I wonder how far he's looked into the articles and I'm guessing if he's only seen the articles of people personally connected to him, he hasn't delved far. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Guys, I totally know how this will all go down. He's going to send some complaints, which won't work. Then he will register one or more accounts on this wiki and start editing, but of course with his edits we can all determine who he will be. Finally, he will include this website in a future installment of Sonichu, probably using a retarded plot like the survivors of the 4-Cent Garbage building assault have formed a remnant organization called CWCki to use as a hideout, and he and all the mary-sues will come destroy the trolls once and for all. Chris will give himself new powers, Heather Dalley (or the Wallflower) will be gruesomely killed off and mourned for exactly ONE panel, CWCki will fall and Chris will have certain users horribly executed and claim moral victory for himself. After all this, nothing will have changed. --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 09:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Didn't Chris already ramble previously about how trolls are good because most of the trolls are just documenting his life and acting like the paparazzi or something? Oh, wait, we hit the limit of his attention span. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*We need to find that exact quote, because at exactly midnight on 12 March 2010, that's gonna be the featured quote :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**It's in [[C.W.C._-_Thank_You_:)]]. Here's a go at it with the relevant portion, let me know what you think: --[[User:Executor32|Executor32]] 14:55, 11 March 2010 (UTC){{quote|It is good to have my own [[Trolls|trolls]]. They may try, and sometimes succeed, in getting true, hard, [[Honest_Content|honest]] information from one, and they may later [[Chris_and_hypocrisy|twist the truth]] for their evil purposes. Just like the paparazzi. And, yet, they still, document the truth. And that text, audio, photographic, video, etc., type of information, is what separates the [[Ian_Brandon_Anderson|impostors]] from the [[Sammy|real]], [[Asperchu|true]], [[CChanSonichuCWC|honest individual]]. |[[Chris]], on what we do here, 03 [[August 2009]].}}

I was thinking about fucking with him. Delete those pages a few seconds before the deadline and put them back up shortly after midnight. He already hates us, so why not goad him on by exploiting loopholes? Until he comic murders us, we're his main villains. P.S. I'm glad that we were the direct cause of Chris' misfortune and pain. I love seeing him hurt. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*What about "Booby-Trapping" pages? We could link the edit buttons of the said pages to hard-core gay porn. This should do the trick. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**If we do that, which might be a good idea to deter Chris from making edits, we'd need to have a legitimate (i.e. non gay porn) way to edit the pages, in case something needs to be added or changed on those pages. Maybe have a fake advert on the side that will link to the edit page instead. But something that wouldn't interest Chris, so he won't click on it. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 15:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Template:Christory/March 01

2010-03-02T19:24:08Z

Rubidium: Adding Bob's heart attack.

{{Template:Christory Entry
|imagename = Postcard from Ebaums.jpg
|imagecaption = yep
|text = Today in Christory;

In '''[[2009]]''', an [[ED]] troll who made postcards from screencaps of the [[Sex tape]] claims to have sent the postcards to [[Bob Chandler]], who supposedly then confiscated Chris's [[PSEye]].
|link = Sex_tape#Postcards
}}
{{Template:Christory Entry Addition
|text = In '''[[2010]]''', at approximately 3 AM, Bob is taken to hospital due to congestive heart failure.
|link = Bob_Chandler#Health_and_late_life
}}

Help:A Guide to Piping

2010-03-01T08:04:18Z

Rubidium: /* Try to be as specific as possible. */ Used proper name of the # because "pound sign" means something completely different outside of North America.

Piping is the practice of linking to a page using text that is different from the page title. This is done for many reasons, but it is often done to create an "Easter egg" effect in the text. After reading this guide, you will hopefully have a better understanding of how to pipe constructively, which will help to enrich CWCki as a whole.

==How to pipe==
Piping is pretty straightforward: it's like a normal link, but separate the link from the base text with a "|" symbol, which is called a pipe (hence the name).

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Chris and anger|Tard rage]]</nowiki> → [[Chris and anger|Tard rage]]

As shown the example above, the link is on the left side of the pipe, while the base text is on the right side. Don't switch this up, or the result will probably look really stupid.

==When to pipe==
There are three main categories of piping: ''relevant'' piping, ''ironic'' piping, and ''lulzy'' piping. Each type of piping has its place on CWCki, but some care must be taken for each type. Note that these categories are not mutually exclusive; in fact effective piping will usually fall into two or more categories.

'''Relevant piping''' is usually done to add a link where using simple linking syntax would render the sentence awkward, or when placing links in a quote, where you can't change the language, or to add a reference to the topic at hand. From a functional standpoint, this is the least troublesome type of piping, as it serves the same function a a regular link. However, this is also the type of piping most likely to be done improperly (see '''When not to pipe''' below).

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]]</nowiki>
: '''Another example:''' <nowiki>[[Chris-chan Sonichu|Mary Sue renditions]]</nowiki>

'''Ironic piping''' is usually used in quotes in order to juxtapose the words of the speaker (in this case, usually Chris) with said speaker's actions. This highlights Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|rank hypocrisy]].

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Death threats|I do not wish death]]</nowiki>

'''Lulzy piping''' is done as a joke. This is the most troublesome type of piping, as people can easily overestimate their own humor, and this sort of piping tends to be the least relevant by its nature. If a pipe gets reverted, it is usually a lulzy pipe that generated insufficient lulz. So make sure it's good before you pipe.

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Chris Sex Videos|terrible fortune]]</nowiki>

Of these three qualities, relevance takes precedence: make sure to pipe the most relevant article possible.

: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[Virginia is for virgins|lack of female companionship]]</nowiki>
: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Love Quest|lack of female companionship]]</nowiki>

==When not to pipe==
Piping is not required when linking a singular word with a plural base (or vice versa), as a regular link will most likely go to a redirect page (and you can always add a redirect page if it doesn't). Another way to avoid unnecessary piping is to link only the relevant part of the word or phrase; the link will automatically extend to the end of the word.

: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[Gal-pal|Galpals]]</nowiki>
: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Gal-pals]]</nowiki>
: '''ALSO RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Gal-pal]]s</nowiki>

==Piping to Wikipedia==
Piping is also used to link to Wikipedia; this is done by adding "Wikipedia:" followed by the name of the article being linked to.

:'''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Wikipedia:Top Gun (film)|Top Gun]]</nowiki>

Piping to Wikipedia should be done sparingly, usually to reference something important without a CWCki page or to help define a technical term that the average reader is not likely to understand.

==Piping Hard-to-Pipe Pages==
Some pages you may not pipe properly at first. To fix this, prefix the the page name with a colon (:).
: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>Megan was [[Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"</nowiki>
*Megan was [[Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|300px|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"

: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>Megan was [[:Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"</nowiki>
*Megan was [[:Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"

==Try to be as specific as possible.==
Remember, you can pipe to sections as well as whole articles; all you need to do is join the section to the article name with a number sign (#).

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Homos#Defenses against becoming homo|STAY STRAIGHT]]</nowiki>

This is especially important with articles with several largely independent sections, like [[Mailbag]]s; don't make people hunt for what you're referring to.

==Avoid piping to "Lie" or "Fail" if at all possible.==
"[[Lie]]" and "[[Fail]]," without a doubt, are the most over-piped links on CWCki. Piping to "Lie" or "Fail" is lazy and can usually be improved by piping to something more specific (see above); do it only when nothing else works.

: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[Lie|I am NOT "sexist"]]</nowiki>
: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Women's rights|I am NOT "sexist"]]</nowiki>

==Don't overdo it.==
Piping can add unnecessary clutter when taken to extremes. Try to pipe as small a phrase as you feel comfortable with, and not everything needs to be piped (especially if it has been piped earlier on). If a section is completely blue-shifted (or almost so), you've probably taken it too far. Piping parts of a word to different pages is just plain faggotry.

: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's [[CWC's Second Message|first over-reactions to trolls]] and the first step to becoming a LOLcow. </nowiki>
: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, [[CWC's Second Message|this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls]] and the first step to becoming a LOLcow. </nowiki>
: '''ALSO WRONG:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's [[CWC's Second Message|first over-reactions to]] [[trolls]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|the first step]] to [[Chris Loses It|becoming a LOLcow]]. </nowiki>
: '''VERY WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[CWC's Second Message|Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and the first step to becoming a LOLcow]]. </nowiki>
: '''LOLWUT:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first [[CWC's Second Message|over-]][[Chris and anger|reac]][[Stress|tions]] to trolls and the first step to becoming a LOLcow.</nowiki>

==Conclusion==
So now you should be able to pipe like a pro. Now go forth and edit to the extreme!

[[Category:CWCki policy]]

Rosechu (species)

2010-02-27T20:20:24Z

Rubidium: Fix't red links. Check that links actually work before hitting that 'Save page' button.

[[Image:240-TanfulRchu.jpg|thumb|A '''rosechu'''.]]

'''Rosechu''' is the name used for the female gendered specimen of [[Chris's]] imaginary species of electric hedgehog pokémon. When generally referring to all creatures in this species, or referring to male specimen of this species, the term [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]] is commonly used.

==Rosechus and reproduction==
Chris has loosely based the anatomy of both [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu's]] and '''rosechu's''' reproductive organs on those of the human, and those of the dog. A rosechu's vagina or "[[china]]" is normally hidden from view by a flap of skin, which recedes during urination, sexual arousal, or a "psych-up" attack. Rosechu nipples appear only when aroused, "for sensual massage" (this implies that a Rosechu must be sexually aroused to feed her own young). Rosechus possess a "V-shaped pouch" behind their vaginal opening, which apparently serves the same function as a human uterus.

Sex may be painful for rosechu the first time, even causing her to bleed from her hymen, but it soon begins to feel like "a sensual massage." If impregnated, the resulting zygote is gestated within the mother rosechu for "a few months", after which the Rosechu deposits a egg outside of her body, and must keep it warm until the infant [[sonee]] or rosey hatches. This reveals all rosechus as being monotremes. Their biology is inconsistent, however, as [[Rosechu]] is depicted menstruating in [[Sonichu 10]], a function found only in some species of placental mammals. This may be down to a unique quirk in the reproductive system of rosechus, though it is more likely that the author just [[slow_in_the_minds|doesn't know what he's talking about]].

Chris has mentioned that a sonee is born as the result of intercourse between a Sonichu and a Rosechu, or some combination of the above and a Ditto. It is never explained how a Rosechu and a Ditto would copulate.

The gestation time of a Rosechu pregnancy is unknown; however, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]'s two eldest offspring — Cerah and Christine — were born on June 29 and October 6, 2006, respectively. Robbie, the couple's third hypothetical child, was born on February 26, 2007. Given that there are 99 days between the first two dates, and 143 between the latter two, any of several things can be hypothesized: 1) the gestation time of a Sonichu is about three months, and Sonichu and Rosechu wasted no time getting back on the saddle after their first child; 2) the gestation time is closer to four months, and Christine was a premature birth, or; 3) Chris paid no mind to the idea of time when selecting birthdates for his characters, and never noticed the logical impossibility of the Sonees' birthdates because he is an idiot. All things considered, the third option seems the most plausible.

==Rosechus and evolution==
Chris seems to hold a rather strange view on evolution. It is largely based on [[pokémon]]. When hatched from their eggs, '''rosechus''' are born as a rosey. This infant pokémon can already have a certain sub-type, [[Angelica]], for instance, was born as a white rosey with a sky subtype. After being nurtured for some time, the rosey then tends to evolve into their rosechu-form. The path of evolution beyond rosechu is unclear, although, when the rosechu is brought in contact with a moonstone, the creature can evolve into a [[Vamprosa]].

When Chris finally created a [[CWCipedia]] article for Rosechu, he included an extensive (and confusing) evolutionary path for Rosechus as a species. Curiously, while most of the Rosechus shown in the comic have some kind of subtype from birth, Chris's ramblings imply that all Roseys start without a type, and only acquire one through external sources (such as being exposed to a moonstone or the other bullshit that can force a Pokemon to evolve from the Pokemon franchise). He also retcons the evolution into Vamprosa to say that one merely get a Rosechu to [[Heart Level|Highest level friendship]] and then level up between midnight and 12:05 am.

The final evolution for Rosechu is The Incredible Lioness, better known as the PMS Monster from [[Sonichu 8]] that face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Seemingly analogous to [[Ultra Sonichu]], rather than gaining power from exposure to <s>chaos emeralds</s> <s>sonichu balls</s> <s>Sonichu ball crystals</s> [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystals]], Rosechu simply gains tremendous strength through [[stress]], closer to the Incredible Hulk than anything else. Because she's a [[women's rights|woman]] she can't control herself when she gets into a rage, and the only way to calm her is to tell her that she's pretty, or whatever bullshit Chris means by "make amends with deepest apologies, heavy flattery, and promising to do as she wishes". The process also completely destroys her clothes, and she has to have the foresight to know she's about to go into a blind, unstoppable rage and remove the clothing, or just put on some makeshift clothes later to compensate. The fact that she ''needs'' clothes is a bit of an odd point, since several of the Rosechus never wear more than shoes, so a lack of clothing hardly seems to be an issue for the species. Chris also clarifies that only the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu can transform, meaning if [[Bubbles]] gets really pissed at someone she's just shit out of luck.

==List of known rosechus==
* [[Rosechu]]
* [[Angelica]]
* [[Bubbles]]
* [[Lolisa]]
* [[Simonla]]
* [[Zapina]]
* [[Zelina Rosechu]]
* [[Chloe Rosechu]]
* [[Sarah Hammer#Saramah Rosechu|Saramah]]
* [[Crystalina Rosechu]]
* [[Ivy]] (becomes a rosechu in [[Sonichu Special 3]])
* [[Silvana]] (can transform into a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]])
* [[Sandy Rosechu]] (most likely originally Simonla, but was made to replace her)

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]

File talk:SchuComic9Page32-G.jpg

2010-02-27T10:52:25Z

Rubidium:

Eh?! Is that winged breasts? --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 10:35, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
*I think that they're meant to be the spikes on her back. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 10:52, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Sonichu 10

2010-02-26T14:40:58Z

Rubidium: Minor spelling corrections

[[Image:Issue 10 Cover.jpg|thumb|Finalized issue cover, from [[July 2009]].]]

'''''Sonichu 10''''' is the eleventh issue of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. Chris submitted the first page to the [[CWCipedia]] on 8 [[December 2009]], shortly after finishing [[Sonichu 9|issue 9]].

==Background==
Throughout the early fall of 2008, the idea of obtaining and destroying Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]] had captured the imaginations of [[trolls]] across the world. Ultimately, a group of trolls posing as Chris's sweetheart [[Blanca]], convinced Chris to send her the Medallion.

For a time, it was unclear what had happened. Chris would attempt to set the record straight in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|09 October 2008 video]], where he confirmed that he had sent the Medallion to Blanca, and that trolls briefly intercepted it. However, Chris would go on to insist that Blanca herself was not a troll, and that she somehow retrieved the Medallion and returned it to Chris unharmed. In fact, Chris had simply constructed a new Medallion, claiming to have upgraded the original to explain its differences from the first. He also began to show off his [[High School Ring]] implying its greater importance.

To further spin the theft of the Medallion, Chris drew a special Sonichu comic meant to be an excerpt from issue #10. This was uploaded circa 14 October 2008. In it, Chris fictionalizes the trolls attempts to steal his Medallion, and emphasizes the Medallion's safety and Blanca's loyalty to him. Additionally, Chris retcons the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], establishing that the Medallion's powers actually come from the Amnyfest High School Ring.

===Continuity===
At the time, Chris had not yet completed the second half of [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]], and indeed would not complete that issue until 1 January 2009. Most likely, Chris's rationale for skipping ahead was that he wanted to acknowledge the Medallion incident in his comics, but needed to have himself appear in the story to do this. As Chris's character has been marooned in the "[[time void]]" since the end of [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]], and not scheduled to return until after #8, Chris's only solution was to flash forward in the storyline, to a point where he had returned to Earth and was able to confront the trolls personally.

Ironically, far more has transpired in Chris's life than he could have possibly imagined. Even as Chris struggled to begin [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]], Blanca had long since been revealed as a troll, and Chris has subsequently been romanced and heart-shattered by several other trolls. By the time Sonichu #10 had officially begun, the theft of the Medallion and Blanca's role in the incident were ancient history. In fact, the comic version of Blanca had been abruptly written out of the story two issues ago, and Chris's comic counterpart was already seeing his future wife, ensuring that the "trusted sweetheart Blanca" line makes absolutely no sense without any knowledge of the events leading up to the preview pages.

Furthermore, Chris promised at the end of Sonichu #9 that he would remove himself from the comics and that he'd focus solely on [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. By the end of Episode 21, however, he remains in the comic.

===Cover art===
[[Image:SonichuCover10.jpg|thumb|**The Cover Art for Comic #10 was Wisely Picked by myself, C.W.C., and Generously Contrubed by Sonichu Fan, PandaHalo.**]]

Despite his continued support of Blanca, Chris was also embroiled in an online relationship with [[PandaHalo]], and he used her fan-art of Chris-Chan Sonichu as the cover of #10.

==Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities==

===Curing Da [[Homos]]===

The comic begins by recapping [[Wild]] and [[Magi-Chan]]'s effort to rescue Chris from the [[Time Void]]. However there is a bit more dialogue than the the [[Sonichu 9]] version, including Chris stating that he now has a new future wife named [[Lovely Weather]]. Chris then goes on to reveal that he [[Kacey Call|tricked his future wife into thinking he was his future self]], and then [[rape|fucked his future wife]] while his future self was at work.

He proceeds to textwall again, revealing that, in the future, scientists have almost discovered the cure for [[homos]]exuality, but require pure, heterosexual blood to complete the formula. Chris volunteers for this procedure, apparently because there are no 100% heterosexuals 6 years in the future. Keep in mind that Chris himself still exists at this time, yet it seems they can't use Future Chris's blood for [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|some reason]]. After receiving the cure and finding out it worked, he grabbed two of the syringes, planning to use one to turn [[Reldnahc]] back into Naitsirhc, whose one completely random true love, [[Kel]] is worried sick about. [[Homos|The gate of the other syringe is never seen.]]

He then entrusts Magi-Chan with one of the <s>Sonichu Balls</s> Chaotic Crystals and a mission: go back to 2015, grab one of the crates containing the cure and return to the present with them, putting them with their stockpiles of today (thus causing a time paradox and, even worse, restoring his virginity!) Using the boosted Magi-Chan, he psychically calls out to a number of people to begin the mission of correcting the hundreds of plot holes: He calls out to Allison Amber and [[BILLY MAYS]], who somehow survived [[Sonichu 9]], to load up [[Son-Chu]] with his [[PS3]], [[Guitar Hero]] and his plastic instruments and head for the 4-Cent Garbage HQ; he then tells [[Patti-chan]] that Sonichu's coming to pick up the other five Chaotic Crystals and to move the still-trapped [[Crystal]] over to his office near his desk; he tells Sonichu to get said Crystals and meet him at [[4chan|4-Cent Garbage]]'s HQ by 2:30; and finally, he tells [[Blake]] and [[Punchy]] to also head for the HQ. Chris also lets Wild play in his [[Chris and reality|imaginary band]]. With everything set up, Chris transforms in Chris-Chan Sonichu and we're at where we left off from [[Sonichu 9]], sort of.

===Rage Against the Garbage 2: Electric Boogaloo===

[[Image:DevilTrolls.JPG|thumb|left|Devil trolls, in all their disgusting glory.]]

Chris, before killing his enemies, makes a stop a building where he keeps all his Sonichu-related gear (a large, not=so=subtle sign notes the building is somehow hosted by Tripod, one Chris's original webspace providers). He enters to find his stuff safe and sound; until the Devil [[Trolls]] emerge, resembling winged, evil Troll dolls. Chris goes on the attack, swatting many of them away. The troll's flesh-colored tails look suspiciously like [[pickle|penises]], especially when Chris [[homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|grabs one by the tail]], sending a pleasurable wave of electricity through the creature, causing its tail to become stiff and erect.

Chris manages to defeat all the devil trolls and proceeds to go on a lengthy, pointless rant/ad for the videogame "Fairytale Fights." He then explains, [[fail|as best he can]], the ESRB rating system, such as "M" being for "Moof" and how one shouldn't "be a Moof or aloof" and "keep it "E" or "T" for your children". He clarifies that, even though he wants others to stick to E or T-rated games, he admits that he has played and enjoyed ''[[Brutal Legend]]'', though it's not clear whether he now considers himself a Moof, or perhaps even aloof. He than proceeds to teleport his useless Sonichu-related crap into his Mayoral office. After that, he creates a Lightning Bomb, performs <s>Chaos</s> Chaotic Control to teleport away from the building , erects a barrier around the building '''and fucking blows it up!''' Chris then claims that Tripod didn't have good security and had no support for Flash programs. A message in Japanese characters listed as a "controversial statement!" is seen to the right.

Chris, after "burning the Tripod bridge", proceeds to do a set of tasks, including setting up his fated first date with Lovely, whose revealed to be a busty, brown-haired girl, preparing up everything for the [[CWCipedia]] before talking to his Board of Directors, whom he literally towers over before heading on to Tennessee. [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] rapidly advances on the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building in Clarksville, Tennessee. Observing Chris on an HD-TV hooked up to a [[Hex Bawx]], the evil [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] prepares to spring a trap for the autistic furfag.

Apropos of nothing, a large sign hanging from the monitor informs the reader that Chris endorses Blu-Ray discs, apparently unaware that the HD format war ended prior to this comic's creation. Chris also includes a plug for ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' ([[gay|yay!]]), delivered by the game's mascot, Sackboy. Sackboy commands the readers to purchase the game and play Chris's Sonichu level, even if they have to buy a PS3 to do so. He further warns gamers against using illegal copies of ''LittleBigPlanet'' for [[Nintendo|Wii]] or Xbox360, as if these even existed. Chris arrives at the front door to the building and waits for [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to arrive with Chris's Autobot, Son-Chu, his PS3, and his ''Guitar Hero'' [[guitar]]. Somehow convinced all this shit will help him wage war against the building, Chris waits patiently, which makes you wonder why he bothered showing up early in the first place.

Inside, Jason uses an illegal Xbox copy of ''LittleBigPlanet'' to create a cage over Chris, and drops it on his head. Chris-Chan attempts to spin-dash his way out with his Sonichu powers, but the cage is too strong. With Chris-Chan's hedgehog speed neutralized, Jason's lackey, [[Beel]] uses a red tractor beam of some kind to target Chris's transformation spot, reverting him to his human form of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. This causes his [[Medallion]] to re-materialize, and Beel's beam drags it away from Chris's body and into his waiting hand. Beel absorbs the Medallion into his hand, but feels no increase in his own power. Inside the cage, Chris notices his [[High School Ring]] sparking with energy. Sprouting [[fangs]] of confidence, Chris puts on his [[glasses]] and aims his ring at Beel, teleporting the Sonichu Medallion to his trusted [[Sweetheart]], [[Blanca]] (which is hilarious, especially after the additions). Chris explains that his high school ring was the source of his powers all along, and he uses it to transform back into Chris-Chan Sonichu. With a Hyper Beam attack, he blasts through the cage, blowing Beel into the 4-cent_garbage building.

The final page of the preview shows a photo of [[Jimmy Hill]], who is also struck by the Hyper Beam. His teeth are destroyed in the attack, and [[Bugs Bunny]] appears to scold him. Sonichu makes his lone appearance to shake his clenched fist and growl '''"Jimmy!!"''' Also, a hedgehog or something says "Dinsdale", which probably causes [[Monty Python]] fags to cream their jeans or something. Chris closes with a warning not to buy any merchandise from Jimmy Hill.

=== Comic Chris banishes his sexual insecurity===

While waiting for the rest to show up, Chris-Chan Sonichu meditates, not knowing that [[Naitsirhc]] is sneaking up behind him, planning to smack him with a plank. Chris-Chan suddenly develops Newtype abilities, senses the attack and blocks it. Naitsirhc decides that it's time to end everything and plans to turn Christian evil and [[homo|gay]]. Christian, on the other hand, says the reverse, that it's the end of evil and homosexuality. The two [[sonichus]] fight it out until the two of them conveniently hit each other in their weak spots, and both are flung to the pavement. Naitsirhc manages to get up and prepare a finishing move, as Chris surreptitiously prepares a hypodermic needle while feigning unconsciousness. Naitsirhc asks Chris if he has any last words. Chris, pretending to be a badass, says "Only three words..."

He then rises up and with great fury stabs Naitsirhc, not in the heart, but straight in his Black Sonichu Medallion. With a big "NOOOOO!", Naitsirhc transforms back into the totally straight Reldnahc Giovanni, while Chris says the [[lies|completely non-homoerotic]] phrase, '''"Drink My [[semen|Blood!]]"''' As he teleports Reldnahc to [[Kel]]'s waiting bedside, he laments that Naitsirhc never [[Sonichu 6|never wore a shirt]], but is glad the evil homo is gone. He also comments that Kel is looking very nice these days, but he never actually draws her into the strip because she's a [[women's rights|lowly woman]] and he has to save screentime for [[Chris and his ego|himself]] and his army of [[Sonichu (species)|recolors]]. At the same time, Son-Chu, Sonichu, Blake and Wild arrive. As they set up their ''Guitar Hero'' gear, Sonichu notices something on Chris's guitar - the [[PaRappa the Rapper]] cap. Sonichu puts it on and turns 2D. When Chris grabs his guitar, his [[Amnyfest Ring|ring]] reacts, turning back to his real life self to talk about laundry and [[lie]] about a [[sweetheart|relationship]] he doesn't get then quickly dismiss it. Another Son-Chu transformation (its page ''reused'' from Episode 20), and it seems that Chris has gathered the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|Hedgehog Boys]] to rock out... and Chris's legs seem to deform at the knees as well. The next page is a doctored picture of Chris because he's too lazy to draw anything else at the moment. Chris looks particularly bored in this picture, really distracting from the intended drama of the moment.

[[Image:ClydeJackGay.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction of Clyde and Jack's final moments.]]

===POWER RANGERS FUCK YEAH===

The song they start to play is [[Power Rangers|"Revive Zordon"]], a particularly horrible song to the tune of "Cat Scratch Fever" extolling the superiority of the original Power Rangers over the later iterations. As Chris [[fail|rocks out]], Beel, evidently alive, [[Clyde Cash]], making his first official appearance in the comics, and [[Jack Thaddeus]], also making his first appearance, warn [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] that the building can't take this kind of rock and say they must escape. Jason tells the three that, yes, he is escaping and retiring to a two-story house in the suburbs. He, then, tells them that he's STRAIGHT and that he doesn't want to be involved in the slandering and mockery anymore. As he escapes, Beel decides to abandon those two for being homosexual and for slandering and mocking an innocent man. With no choice left, and in perhaps the only remotely touching moment in ''Sonichu'', Jack and Clyde hold hands like true heroes as they express their deep remorse for slandering Chris and making [[homos]] look even worse than they already are, before leaping down the 72 story elevator shaft as Chris and the crew proceed with their plan to murder every single living thing in the building. For someone who has dealt with [[Ivy|suicide]] personally, Chris is awfully supportive of it as a means of eliminating his greatest enemies without getting his hands dirty.

As the building fell, it is said that there were about 1500 [[trolls|people]] in the building during the collapse. Those closest to the ground got out scot-free. 250 trolls got out safely when Chris and his crew went to save them. 250 other trolls were too [[alcohol|drunk]] to get out. Of those 125 trolls were either injured or dead, along with another 125 sober. Of the remaining 500, 250 were safe, 150 injured and 100 dead. [[fail|Note that although Chris states that there were 1500 people in the building, this only adds up to 1375.]] A memorial would be put up in the ruins and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4-Cent Garbage would lose its data and "never return", despite the fact that they probably' had back ups. [[Twin Falling Towers|This is not the first time one of Chris's anti-troll diatribes has twisted the imagery of a collapsing building that killed hundreds of people to his own selfish purposes.]]

[[Image:NoMoreHomos.jpg|thumb|left|Depiction of Mayor Chandler's success in ''poisoning'' the city's water supply. Wait, what?]]

Ignoring this little bit to put the spotlight back on him, Chris laments on how those there wasted their talents for trolling, comparing them to ''[[Wikipedia:TMZ|TMZ]]''. It quickly goes into a non sequitur, where it shows cameras focusing on [[Women's rights|Rosechu on the toilet inserting a tampon]], [[Rosechu]] and Sonichu in the middle of some bondage deal and filming Robbie talking about [[Random-access humor|how he pissed on a lizard]]. Before it goes any further, Magi-Chan returns from screwing with the timestream and [[Mailbag 31|being Big Brother]]. Upon returning, Magi-Chan declares that testing on the vaccine is a success and that he brought the crates to the present and are sending them across on trucks. It is said that one Feburary 24th, 2009, homosexuality will be eradicated and the day will be called [[Chris and his Ego|"Christian Love Day"]]. He also says that Silvana will eventually be returned to a TRUE and [[HONEST]] female from [[GodJesus]] and [[Fail|fall in love with Magi-Chan]].

===Chris trolls himself again===

All of a sudden, [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]] shows up and says that she's a [[fail|fan of the comic series]]. As they talk, a guy walks up and taunts Meg, calling her a 'sir' - which is common for Meg. Chris stands up for her and the guy insults Chris instead. Chris flips his lid and [[Chris and anger|sucker punches the guy]]. Meg thanks him by kissing Chris, cheating on his future wife AGAIN. As they leave, it's revealed that Meg was actually [[Silvana]] in disguise, commenting on how easy it was to troll him. Yes, Chris did just depict himself making out with someone who has a penis, why do you ask?

===Ultra Sonichu and [[Collosal Chan]]===

After taking the time to grovel at his fans for the past comic and begging them not to abandon him, he and Sonichu take the Sonichu Ball Crystal things and transform into [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. After transforming, Chris decides to go back to CWCVille, but tells Ultra Sonichu to head for RuleCWC with Darkbind Sonichu before heading for [[Asperchu|Minnesota]] and wait for him. Back in CWCVille, Chris enters the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] and rescues Crystal from the mirror with all the fanfare of picking up a bag of groceries. As Crystal comes to, Allison says that she's called the paramedics to look after her. For some reason Crystal refers to Christian as "Christopher", though it's not clear if this is meant to be some kind of sign between the siblings, or if Chris just forgot about his [[The Bear|name change]].

Meanwhile in RuleCWC, Darkbind Sonichu is kneeling by Zelina Rosechu when Ultra Sonichu arrives, striking the same pose as Jesus Christ on the Cross. In "Da Cave", a stone breaks open and someone, possibly Clawdorf, realizes the Chaotic Crystals freed him, then asks how long he was out. That's right, the act of Chris and Sonichu activating their super forms allows a vaguely defined evil force to escape imprisonment. It's not like Chris and Sonichu ''needed'' to transform, either. The greatest threat to CWCville at the moment is Chris himself as he [[Twin Falling Towers|destroys various buildings]] with the power of [[fail|rock]]. Sonichu uses his power to revive Zelina, who acts like the rest of the vapid rosechus over what Darkbind did for her. This rescue complete, Ultra Sonichu races out, but not before he "coles" the window hatch.

[[Image:DBNT2G_police.jpg|thumb|right|Chris could have picked ''Mass Effect 2'' when lusting after a dating game. Instead, he consciously chose ''this.'' Not entirely unforeseen!]]

In Minnesota, Collosal Chan and Ultra Sonichu hover over the house of Alec Benson Leary, and break in. Discovering Alec's computer (which is revealed to be a [[Hex_bawx|HEX BAWX]] "Pavillion"; note Chris's computer is an [[Wikipedia:HP Pavilion (computer)|HP Pavillion]]), Chris [[Chris and sex|inserts his finger]] into a USB port, then concentrates and rips off ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' by placing himself inside the computer. Once inside, Chris proceeds to delete all files within the [[Asperpedia]], ban Mao, Sean, [[Evan]] and Alec, the delete their accounts. He, then, steals a "better dating simulator" (likely [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182 "Don't Be Nervous Talking to Girls"]) with the retarded intention to modify it for PS3 use, as though XBox owners don't deserve a shitty dating simulator, before he escapes, planting another Lightning Bomb to blow up the HEX BAWX. While Chris was doing this, Ultra Sonichu enters Alec's room, commenting on the [[Chris and art|bad art]] from the Asperchu series. While the art in Asperchu is hardly professional grade, at the very least it shows some understanding of perspective, proportion, and pacing. If anything it looks like a moderately skilled artist who just happens to be drawing very quickly, whereas Sonichu looks like it's drawn by a [[Christian Weston Chandler|retarded child]].

While investigating the dirty room, Ultra Sonichu overhears people talking and, upon leaving, discovers Asperchu and his variation of the Chaotic Combo, whom are tired of his world's mall. Upon seeing him, the Sonichu and Rosechu start going off into a nearly god-like praise for the [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu. The malformed beasts then proceed to tell Ultra Sonichu how Alec infected them all with Asperger's and pushed homosexuality on them and that they had real names before Alec gave them the names of the Chaotic Combo. Ultra Sonichu then uses his powers to cure them of Asperger's, transforming them into Michael, Bobby, Kitty, Trisha, Whisp and Swift (all of whom will never appear again). Asperchu then turns into a muscle-bound Sonichu known as Mitch. As thanks, Sonichu tells them not to listen to Alec and his group and just live free. As he does, Chris blows up the HEX BAWX.

At this point the group literally [[Chris and his ego|bows down before Chris]] and Sonichu, before Chris politely informs them that he's not God; simply a representative of God. Metal Asperchu then shows up and assaults the group. Chris creates a barrier, though he doesn't bother to use his nigh-omnipotence to destroy the enemy or send him to the [[The Moon|goddamn moon]] and instead forces the non-chaotic Combo to combine their powers to defeat the creature. With that out of the way, they thank Chris again for being so awesome, then spot Asperchu creator Alec Benson Leary off-screen, and go to [[death threats|physically assault him]]. Chris has never seen an actual picture of Alec, and so he is never depicted. Alec apparently had a group of rosechus locked in his basement, and Chris nonchalantly decides to go ahead and use his powers to rescue them as well.

Page 65 is a wall of text so mindbogglingly long and retarded that Chris has to cut his way out from the previous page (or something) to cram a picture. The tl;dr of it is an attempt to once again retcon everything his characters have done in anyone else's comics, reaffirming their sexuality, sweethearts, occupations, and rebuking any characterizations that say otherwise, in an attempt to absolutely distinguish that his Sonichu is unrelated to Asperchu in any way. He finishes by stating that his characters will never go to Minnesota, nor interact with any Mitch/Asperchu unless he says so.

Impatient, Ultra Sonichu asks Great Director Chris if they can continue with the story.

Back in Cwcville, the Chaotic Combo and others sit at a table talking about why they hate the Asperpedia comics so much. This includes insulting the art, the mischaracterizations, and intellectual property rights. [[Simonla]] specifically denounces [[Evan]] (who has been trying to convince Chris to remove her from the comic via the [[Mailbag]] for weeks), who retconned her as a female clone of [[Simonchu]] in his own comic. [[Allison Amber]] speaks poorly of [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]], but can't seem to offer any specific complaints about the series. Crystal asks the group to calm down and wait for Chris to return, so that he can tell the president, and have Asperpedia taken down. Magi-chan ominously hints that Chris's will has to be done, lest the Cwcville, and possibly the world, fall into total chaos and anarchy. For some reason, Thomas Jefferson's house was used as an example of the structural damage that would be incurred.

Finally, Ultra Sonichu and the 4 unnamed Rosechu's supposedly from [[Chris|Alec's]] basement arrive in one of CWCville's many [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|soup hotel]]s. Sonichu rambles on about the concept of a soup hotel while the dirty and emaciated rosechus just stare on despondently. [[Basement Rosechus|The rosechus]], named Brit-tay, Bride, Moe and Mary, decide to live their lives <s>as vapid airheads who do nothing but simper over sonichus</s> the way they should. Ultra Sonichu helps Mary into a wheelchair and flies off. As he leaves, he runs into [[Inos]], a very high [[niggo]], obviously another satisfied customer of [[Yawning Squirtle]]. He offers Ultra Sonichu some weed, but he declines. The guy tells Sonichu he's been fighting a cold for five years and Sonichu thinks it's because of the nicotine (yes, folks. The man's high and Chris thinks it's because of tobacky!). He has Magi-Chan summon [[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|some cops]] to slap him on the wrist for smoking, put him in the soup house and put his stash in the NASA rocket set for [[the Moon]], where [[Fan: Moon-Pals|certain people will know how to use it better]]. Flying to the highest point of CWCVille, Ultra Sonichu uses Chaotic Control to free every [[Jerkop]] in the city.

===The Final Countdown===

Meanwhile, Collosal Chan confronts [[Slaweel Ryam]] in the [[PVCC]]. There, Slaweel tells her sob story about how she was an outcast, how she tried to cause others the same misfortune as some means for Chris to justify the running plot thread of Mary Lee Walsh and her Jerkops had been somehow trying to stop TRUE and HONEST love and keep VIRGINIA for VIRGINS. [[Count Graduon]] had told her he could help her, but that obviously [[fail]]ed. Slaweel gives Chris Graduon's wand and tells him to smash it, her boobs apparently inflating to the levels of [[Mary Lee Walsh#Fan art|troll fan art]] as she does. Chris looks at it like an idiot and does so without a second thought. With that, Chris goes into a spiel in which he complains about how he's never had any luck with trying to find someone himself and how he cursed the male population for it. He creates [[Things Chris has ripped off|electric versions of Kratos's blades]] before declaring that he will kill Slaweel and never forgive her. The two start fighting and, of course, Chris gets the upper hand, reflecting Slaweel's attacks back at her before deftly defeating her. Because Chris is so paranoid about people getting the "wrong" impression about him, he clarifies that Mary is only paralyzed, and not outright killed.

With Slaweel defeated, Chris goes on to make a public announcement, mentioning that Slaweel has been put in a maximum security prison, with her ex-manajerks being released free of charges. He also goes on to allow homosexuality in CWCVille, but makes marriage illegal. He appoints Crystal head of social relations to try to make things better. As he talks, admitting [[Asperchu|Alec]] had a bigger fan base, [[Simonla]] goes to the bathroom, leaving [[Wild]] to tend to their egg. ''Deus Ex Machina'' that he is, Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from killing Simonla, but isn't able to stop Alec from planting Toilet Exploding Voltorb, which detonates and hits Simonla while she's taking a piss. The police and medics race to deal with the aftermath, with Magi-Chan handing Evan and Simonchu over to the police. As Wild tends to Simonla, she gives him her "lucky shark's tooth" (aka the drill pendant Chris stole from Evan's Simoncu design, which itself was taken from Simon the driller from Gurren Lagann). As Wild worries and everyone tries to save Simonla, things go downhill and Simonla dies. Wild is told the bad news by [[Bill the Scientist]] and plans to get revenge on Simonla's killers, only to be stopped by Magi-Chan, since the killers had all conveniently already been arrested. At that time, Simonla's egg hatches, and the first thing the Rosey asks is "Where's Mommy?" Magi-Chan, insensitive fuck that he is, tells her point blank Evan killed her. Over the week, Wild tends to the little Rosey, who quickly evolves into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. Some explanation is given for Sandy's training and home life, including a mention that she is taught English (even though she is shown to be perfectly capable of speaking full sentences at the exact moment of her birth).

===Forgiveness...?===

The sequence of events is interspersed with Chris delivering an [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_6|apology]] to Alec and Evan and bestowing a Forgiveness Blessing on Mao. Both are completely undermined by the events of the next several pages, proving yet again that Chris [[Chris_and_remorse#Motivation_to_apologize|views an apology purely as a way to get people off his back]].

Time then jumps ahead to the trial of CWCVille versus Alec, Sean, Evan and Mao. Presided by Judge Slack Lewis, he calls for attorney [[Harvey Birdman|Marvey Blaziken]] to make the opening statements. Although the four are ostensibly on trial for the murder of Simonla, <s>Chris</s> Marvey makes sure to tack on a long list of charges related to the existence of the Asperpedia, such as plagiarism, mockery, [[Chris_and_hypocrisy#.22Don.27t_be_a_moof_or_aloof.22_.E2.80.94_Mature_content|gory pages]], and all that fucking swearing. Sean, acting as defense lawyer, makes an opening statement while high. The judge asks for order in the court and Sean orders [[fail|a beer float and pot stickers]]. All four enter a plea of not guilty and are summarily convicted based on the existence of their respective comics, the remote control for the deadly Voltorb, and Magi-Chan's mind-reading abilities. They're then sentenced to be [[Chris_and_hypocrisy#.22I_would_have_them_ESS-acuted.21.22_.E2.80.94_Capital_Punishment|executed]] by those they hurt.

Alec is first, put on the Ten-Button Electric Chair. Each button is pressed by Chris or one of the hedgehogs, each one dwelling on how they were portrayed in Asperchu - meaning Alec is '''flash-fried''' for daring to write a comic. Evan is chained to a wall and '''drilled to bits by the infant Sandy''', who keeps his glasses as a trophy (nothing fucked up there). '''Sean is shot to death by Allison, Bill and Kellie''' and finally Chris '''breaks Mao with his psychic powers''', making this the bloodiest comic ever, despite Chris stating just ''pages'' earlier that the rampant gore in the Asperpedia was practically criminal.

Right after killing four people and involving a toddler in the execution, Chris goes on a rant about his egotistical holiday, [[Christian Love Day]], and rips off Independence Day. The comic ends with a page dedicating the book to [[PandaHalo]] and includes her original fanart and a page from her comic.

==="Extras"===

As a super [[Autism|special]] bonus for his readers sitting through the weeks long wait for updates, Chris uploaded "Marvey Blaziken, Attorney at Law" a picture featuring the blatant rip-off of...[[Harvey Birdman|you can guess exactly who.]] Demonstrating that he has learned absolutely nothing from [[Alec Benson Leary calls| his talks with Alec]], Chris essentially tells his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] to fuck off and let his "inspiration" come naturally, a process that can take [[Sonichu 8| months.]] Interestingly, and unsurprisingly, the page is just a recycled book page with added text.

==Reaction==

===Preview===
As Chris became increasingly determined to convince the public that his Medallion had never been successfully stolen, the trolls posing as Blanca responded with photos and videos to support their claims. Finally, the medallion was destroyed on a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 20 October 2008.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-TP2wCucZo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-TP2wCucZo]</ref>

===Simonla's Death===
On 13 Feburary 2010, Chris e-mailed [[Evan]], revealing two pages that is slated to appear in Sonichu 10. In these pages, it shows Chris (who obviously is NOT pulling himself out of the comic) reveal that [[Asperchu]] is not as bad as it seems and he begs for forgiveness from Evan and the rest. As he speaks, [[Simonla]] asks [[Wild]] to hold her bags as she goes to the bathroom. In the bathroom, the toilet she's in explodes. They find Simonla and she isn't doing well. She hands Wild her <s>special drill bit</s> lucky shark's tooth before [[Bill the Scientist|Bill the <s>Scientist</s>Doctor]] tells Wild that she died. (In the explosion scene, only the bathroom door is shown, and Simonla's death is not actually shown on page. This directly contradicts the instructions Evan repeatedly gave Chris, where Simonla was supposed to die on page.) Wild mourns for one panel before Magi-Chan reveals the location of where her murderer is and Wild declares revenge.

The two pages in the preview was the end result of an ongoing tug of war between Chris and Evan over the use of Simonla Rosechu. Evan had wanted Simonla pulled out of the comics ASAP, but Chris, being [[Ego|Chris]], refused. When Evan told Chris to kill Simonla, Chris refused, stating that it [[Chris and reality|would upset Wild Sonichu]]<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>. This war of words would culminate in Evan getting the CWCipedia shut down, forcing Chris to either swallow his pride or start hunting down a new web server. Chris, lazy fuck that he is, chose the former for the benefit of mankind.

On 25 February 2010, Chris revised those pages, revealing without a doubt that it was Evan, Sean, Mao and Alec who killed her. The Asperpedia Four responded by giving control of the CWCipedia ads back to [[Jack Thaddeus]], who proceeded immediately to renew his campaign to flood Chris's website with [[homo]] [[pickles]].

==See also==
*[[Blanca]]
*[[Medallion of Fail]]
*[[Amnyfest Ring]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_1 Sonichu #10]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic10Preview.htm Sonichu #10 Preview]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgLZjhsmgpY Audiobook (erroneously referred to as a preview of #9)]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Ickeriss69 Youtube profile containing three videos proving the fate of the original Sonichu Medallions] 

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

Bill Schwartz

2010-02-26T13:13:29Z

Rubidium: Redirected page to List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz/Bill the Scientist

#REDIRECT [[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz/Bill the Scientist ]]

Dr Bill Schwartz

2010-02-26T13:13:02Z

Rubidium: Redirected page to List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz/Bill the Scientist

#REDIRECT [[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz/Bill the Scientist ]]

Dr. Bill Schwartz

2010-02-26T13:12:31Z

Rubidium: Redirected page to List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz/Bill the Scientist

#REDIRECT [[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz/Bill the Scientist ]]

Sonee & Rosey

2010-02-26T11:58:01Z

Rubidium: /* Galleree */

[[Image:SchuSoneeRosey.jpg|thumb|A '''sonee''' and a '''rosey'''. Note that Rosey's looking lustfully at Sonee. [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Seriously]].]]
[[Image:SchuComic4Page4.jpg|thumb|The birth of '''Rosey''' [[Bubbles]], sans skirt.]]

'''Sonees''' and '''Rosies''' are the pre-evolutionary forms of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]]. Their colors usually correspond to their type. Most [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] in the comic started out as eggs that fell out of a rainbow and hatched as Sonees and Rosies.

Technically, baby versions of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] never could have existed because they were transformed directly from a Pikachu and Raichu, not Pichu, their pre-evolved form. It's also unconfirmed whether or not the ''[[Hanky-panky|miracle of birth]]'' provides Sonichu offspring with their shoes, bows, and skirts shown. None of the Chaotic Combo, or Silvana, correspond to the "Original Sonee and Rosey", but rather to the prismatic range of the [[Rainbow|Chaos Rainbow]]. There's also a continuity in the attire with the "Sonichu/Rosechu" species; "Sonees" are stark-naked with shoes while "Rosies" are wearing dresses. There's might be a link with their [[Homos|sexuality]] but Chris, their grand-father, is [[Mailbag 19|unclear on the subject]].

Although Chris has stated that he finds them cute, most ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' readers reacted in disgust when first confronted with these hideously repulsive creatures, and a large consensus has agreed that they are some of the most aggravating characters, their lack of comprehensible (relatively speaking; most Sonichu dialogue is at least in something that resembles English) speech being a major cause of anger. The appearance by [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] in [[A Sonichu Day]] particularly grating example, as Chris gives them some of the most retarded dialogue he has yet given, in a despicably twee voice.

==Sonee==
{{quote|Sonee is the pre-evolved form of Sonichu. He is known to have a lot of [[semen|spunk]] and speed. This cute Pokemon packs a lot of action.|[[:Image:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg|Sonee Animal Crossing card]]}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]. He has a lot of spunk and speed, and is quite "cute". He is apparently born with shoes on.

==Rosey==
{{quote|Rosey is the pre-evolved form of Rosechu. Her cuteness always gets the awe of her enemies. When she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute.|[[:Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg|Rosey Animal Crossing card]]}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]. According to Chris her so called "cuteness" always gets the awe of her enemies, and when she falls, her skirt act as a parachute. This last feat is physically impossible, but never mind ''that'', because it offers an [[Pedofork|opportunity]] for panty-shots. It is unclear if Rosey is born with her skirt on, or if it is purchased separately. The Rosey form of [[Bubbles]], for instance (see right), was never born with a skirt.

==Biologee==
An examination of the birthdates of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] reveals that Rosechus have a gestation period of less than three months. This amount of time would for a normal creature be insufficient for healthy development, which possibly explains why Sonees and Roseys appear [[Christian Weston Chandler|retarded]] and half-[[Yawning Squirtle|baked all the time]].

It is also worth noting that Sonees and Roseys do not wear the white gloves that Sonichu and Rosechu wear at all times; acquiring the gloves is likely a rite-of-passage. Disturbingly, Sonees and Roseys have rounded stumps rather than hands which gives them the appearance of Thalidomide babies. Whether or not Sonichus and Rosechus have hands underneath their white gloves remains a mystery.

There's also the strong possibility that Sonichu and Rosechu's children are not representative of the typical Sonee & Rosey Poke-Type. in [[Sonichu 10]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] went from hatching from an egg to her mature form and the intelectual skills of a fourth grader inside of a single week! [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_86] This leave us to formulate the hypothesis that Sonichu's children are kinda [[retarded|slower than the average]] to evolve in their adult form. Another possibility is that Sandy evolved rapidly because her [[Wild Sonichu|father]] [[Sonichu_10#The_Final_Countdown|lavished attention on her]], while Cera, Christine and Robbie are left with the nanny while their parents are forced to fulfill the wishes of a [[Christian Weston Chandler|deranged tyrant]].

==Galleree==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:164-ACSonee.jpg|JESUS CHIRST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!
Image:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg
Image:166-SoneeCard.jpg
Image:231-ACRosey.jpg
Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg
Image:233-RoseyCard.jpg
Image:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg
Image:Demonicrobbie.jpg|[[Audiobooks|GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE]]
Image:Morechristmasshit.jpg|[[The Creepy Stare]].
</gallery>
</center>
 

==See Also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]

*[[Sonichu (species)]]
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Metonic]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[Sonichu 3#Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"|Sonichu 3 Ep.10]], the first episode to feature Sonees and Roseys, to the chagrin of Sonichu [[Trolls|fans]].
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Characters]]

Talk:Chris and health

2010-02-26T09:34:32Z

Rubidium:

Hey we should add a "gallery of fatness" to the bottom of the page with pictures of his horrible fatness.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 19:01, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
*That's not such a bad idea, I suppose. What would be best is if you could make them show how much he has ballooned over the years. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:20, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
**That is an even better idea--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 23:09, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
*** Damn, I wish he was one of those people who took a photo of himself once a day. Then we could make an animation. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:33, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Moved the gallery of hair. --[[User:Garfield|Garfield]] 03:14, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
*Cool!--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 16:50, 29 July 2009 (CEST)

== Need to do ==
*Probably move the hair to Sonichu Girls or just make a new page for it, I think it warrants its own page because it also demonstrates MEXICAN SONICHU and poor Spanish
*Also, incorporate chris's coke habits (the drink) http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?n2bjtmemyyj [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:33, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Strength? ==

Chris seems to suffer form delusions that he's really strong and a good fighter. I'd go into more depth except that I'm not really strong nor a good fighter. All I know is that he's worse at both than me. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 06:26, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

== Weird section ==

The article currently says: "''Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving high school, and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. It has also left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos.''" Now, I'm not a medical professional or anything, but I'm pretty sure exercise level doesn't have much to do with skin color. The second sentence should probably be moved or at least clarified.
*No, I think that's more or less sun. Trust me, if you can get him to push carts during the summer at some Wal-Mart or whatever, his skin'll look a million times better. Of course, we're talking about Chris, who thinks item stockers in retail are "heavyweights".--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I have edited it as such:''"Since he barely leave his house and focus his time on playing videogames, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos."'' I hope it will please Mr. Anonymous... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:35, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==So when WAS the last time Chris took a shower?==
Seriously. What was the exact date of Chris's last shower? Considering how much he's divulged about his life it shouldn't be hard to aquire this information. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 13:30, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
:*It's not as simple as you think. First, Chris is not the type of camera-whore who would record this. Then, He's in [[Homos|straight]] denial about this as you can read it in the article. Personally, my out-of-nowhere guess would be once a week or when the itching would became impossible to endure. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:47, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
:** If a guy is said to be smelling like rotten watermelon or rotting fish in the sun, he's probably not even showering once a MONTH. Has anybody actually ASKED him? [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:31, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:***Do you think he would listen? Chris had learned over the years that making over-the-top claims and giving assurances of all sorts would allow him to avoid doing any action. So, if we ask him, be sure that he will repeat that he showers daily even if flies drop dead around him due to the stench. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:32, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:****I've been brushing up on my psychology and according to Professor Jean M. Twenge of San Diego University in her book "The Narcissism Epidemic" It illustrates that Narcissists are extremely fragile to criticism and with his autism and child like personality it would be no surprise if chris chan has spent several months/days without showering (just look at that brownish crust on his neck) And I imagine that even if he does he probably doesn't shower thoroughly enough to get rid of his...err aroma.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 18:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==Is he in danger of developing diabetes?==

Its just speculation on my part but with a 60 ounces of coke a day habit and whatever othefr high sugar foods he is eating combined with his obesity as well as the possible hypertension make me wonder if he is at risk. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
* It's probably very possible. I mean, the sugar content in McDonald's is high, and in even a 330ml can of Coke (11fl oz. approx.) there is about 60% of an adult's daily sugar allowance.. Maybe if we try and get information from him that we can cross-reference to a list of diabetes symptoms, such as exceptional thirst, dry mouth and frequent urination. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 17:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
** Could I maybe send him a letter leading him on to list any of these symptoms in operation Mailbag?[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*** Chris is at high risk for pretty much everything that obesity can cause.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:46, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**** Chris is at a higher risk for everything he ignores. Right now, I still think he's on a higher risk of suffering a bad case of staph infection than anything else. He got no notion of hygiene, his immune system is crushed by his lifestyle and he's living in a dump. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:31, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*****Forget staph; he's at risk for freaking leprosy. [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 08:37, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*It wouldn't be surprising if he had diabetes already. Have you seen his complection? Early age spots are a possible sign of diabetes and that combined with the fact that he gets tired easily makes me believe that he might already have diabetes. PS I'm a newfag with wikis so I hope this works.
** Protip. Sign your comments by putting <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> at the end of your comment, so we all know you are AFK4Life. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:34, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Template:Christory/February 26

2010-02-26T09:10:16Z

Rubidium: Undo revision 66203 by RachmaninovDESU (Talk) (reverting back to TRUE and HONEST content)

{{Template:Christory Entry
|imagename = Nnocac.jpg
|imagecaption = And so begins a long history of entering contests.
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[1994]]''', Chris wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.
|link = Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Watch_%26_Win_Sweepstakes
}}
{{Template:Christory Entry Addition
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2009]]''', Chris travels to Cleveland Ohio.
|link = Julie
}}

The Incredible Lioness

2010-02-25T23:07:03Z

Rubidium:

{{merge|Rosechu}}

[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes feminism is.]]

'''The Incredible Lioness''' is the horrible monstrosity that [[Rosechu]] transforms into in [[Sonichu 8]] to face-rape the comic incarnation of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Little information is given in the comic itself, but Chris gives further details on the [[CWCipedia]]. Seemingly analogous to [[Ultra Sonichu]], rather than gaining power from exposure to <s>chaos emeralds</s> <s>sonichu balls</s> <s>Sonichu ball crystals</s> [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystals]], Rosechu simply gains tremendous strength through [[stress]], closer to [[Things Chris has Ripped Off|The Incredible Hulk]] than anything else. Because she's a [[women's rights|woman]] she can't control herself when she gets into a rage, and the only way to calm her is to tell her that she's pretty, or whatever bullshit Chris means by "make amends with deepest apologies, heavy flattery, and promising to do as she wishes". <ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_The_Incredible_Lioness CWCipedia - The Incredible Lioness]</ref> This does not happen in her sole appearance in the comic, where she calms down immediately after her attempt at mutilation and murder. The process also completely destroys her clothes, and she has to have the foresight to know she's about to go into a blind, unstoppable rage and remove the clothing, or just put on some makeshift clothes later to compensate. The fact that she ''needs'' clothes is a bit of an odd point, since several of the Rosechus never wear more than shoes, so a lack of clothing hardly seems to be an issue for the species. Chris also clarifies that only the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu can transform, meaning if [[Bubbles]] gets really pissed at someone she's just shit out of luck.

As you may have guessed, Chris created the Lioness in an attempt to show his support for [[women's rights]].

[[Image:TILCircus.jpg|thumb|Roll up! Roll up!]]

==Sonichu 8==

In the climax of Episode 17: ''Rage Against The Garbage'', Rosechu and [[Sonichu]] travel to Floor 66+6 of [[4-cent_garbage]] to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] about the [[ED]] page. Their main concern is the [[troll]] fan art of Rosechu with a [[duck]], which Sonichu innocently interprets as a simple misunderstanding. Jason outright refuses to take down the ED page, and throws Sonichu to the floor. But this is not what triggers Rosechu's transformation, oh no. As the pair leave, having [[fail|failed]] in their quest, Jason has the audacity to throw a [[pickle]] at Rosechu.

It strikes her, dead-center, on the back of the head. She picks it up and crushes it in a fist, as her mind fills with thoughts of violence and bizarrely ominous feminist diatribes, glorifying the creative power of the ovary. In spite of this supposed respect for the female being, Rosechu goes on to strip completely naked, exposing her breasts and vagina. (This is meant to be a children's comic, people.) At this point, she becomes The Incredible Lioness.

The Lioness leaps at Jason with murder in her red eyes. In what may be the most hideously explicit violence in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ''ever'', she wraps her legs around his head, so that her [[China|vagina]] is pressed against his face. Then she tears a rip across his scalp, and bites down. In moments, Jason is near death (although dark forces keep him alive). As Rosechu reverts to standard form, she is close to fainting.

==References==
<references />

==See also==

*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_The_Incredible_Lioness The Incredible Lioness' original article on the CWCipedia]
{{Template:Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

File:TILCircus.jpg

2010-02-25T23:04:29Z

Rubidium: I fail at GIMP.

I fail at GIMP.

CWCki talk:Transcription Collective

2010-02-24T20:38:44Z

Rubidium:

==To do==

*make neato user box to identify users who are part of the Collective <--- [[Template:Transcriber|Done?]] [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 20:38, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
*promote it and stuff.
*have this page serve as a place to discuss meta transcription issues.

Point is, Clyde likes to joke that I need to get transcribing [insert new Chris media here]. But in reality, there's a lot of hard working transcriptionists who manage to transcribe new videos within minutes of them being released. It's something that very much impresses me and what makes CWCki so damn great.

One of the goals should be to utilize such efforts towards completing a lot of unfinished transcripts and to allow for better collaboration on transcription projects.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

:* As the author of CWCki's style guide (or what's currently passing for one), I figure I'm one of the dudes you're talking about. You can count on me to keep our transcripts stylish. ;3 [[User:Llort|Llort]] 20:06, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Template:Transcriber

2010-02-24T20:36:05Z

Rubidium: Created page with '{{Award| bordercolor=#000000| bgcolor=#D0DDDD| textcolor=#000000| titlecolor=#000000| image=CWCism-IllBreakYouDead.png| img_width=50| width=358px| title=Transcriber| text=This us…'

{{Award|
bordercolor=#000000|
bgcolor=#D0DDDD|
textcolor=#000000|
titlecolor=#000000|
image=CWCism-IllBreakYouDead.png|
img_width=50|
width=358px|
title=Transcriber|
text=This user transcibes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.|}}
[[Category:List of CWCkipedians who Transcribe Videos]]
<noinclude>[[Category: Awards]]</noinclude>

CWC's Cool Profile

2010-02-23T20:48:57Z

Rubidium: No longer orphaned

'''CWC's Cool Profile''' is a now-defunct AOL webpage apparently devoted to advertising [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]], and the first source of his [[Love Quest#Promotional Images|"sexy" picture series]]. The webpage was up from [[2005#May|May 2005]] to [[December 2007]].

==CWC's Basic Facts==
I am 23-years old, Located in Ruckersville, VA, USA, white, [[Obesity|average body type]], 5'10" tall, and I am a Pisces. I have Slapstick humor; ask me about my favorite "[[I Love Lucy]]" episode. [[Random-access humor|Goofy]]; I find cartoons funny, especially the classic "Ren & Stimpy" episodes. [[Autism|Clever]]; I come up with some [[Recycling|good ideas]] often,Sonichu is my favorite brainchild. [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|Friendly]]; I am young at heart, and I get along well with [[Gal-pal|pretty girls of whom I am acquainted with]].

==CWC's Hobbies & Interests==
I like to hang out at the Fashion Square mall, in front of Ambercrombie & Fitch, on Saturday afternoons, and just browse on random weekdays. I like to draw, ask me about my [[Scrapbook of Fail|Sonichu Book]] (not a real book, it's a journal of Sonichu Drawings, stories, etc...). I listen to [[Guitar Hero|music]]. I play video games, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon and Animal Crossing mostly. I play the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh trading card games, construct with lego pieces and I work on my Sonichu Site.

==Who I'd like to meet.==
I would prefer to meet girls in person, [[PandaHalo|not]] [[Julie|over]] [[Ivy|the]] [[Kacey|internet]], but please feel free to E-Mail any comments or Qs to me. You can find me at the mall, of course, and for other places I go to, check my Match.com profile, "SonichuCWC." I would appreciate the company of a pretty girl to [[Fuck Quest|converse with]]. In a nutshell, my girl should be: 18-22-years old, lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area(s), has a happy, positive personality, [[Chris and money|average income]], [[Chris and reality|very pretty, average/slender body type]], and, needless to say, [[Boyfriend-free girl|Does not already have a BOYFRIEND]].

==External Links==
[http://web.archive.org/web/20071223012912/http://hometown.aol.com/cwcsonichu/myhomepage/profile.html The latest version of the site on the Wayback Machine]

[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

The Simpsons

2010-02-23T20:48:04Z

Rubidium: No longer orphaned

[[Image:DorkyExpression.jpg|thumb|Chris rips off Homer Simpson's catchphrase.]]

'''The Simpsons''' is a cartoon about an extremely dysfunctional family, their daily life, and their various wacky adventures. At first the show was considered a classic, but over the years the quality has degenerated, with ridiculous storylines and token celebrity appearances now the order of the day. Of course, like all mediocre cartoons, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] loves it, although not as much as he loves the sub-par rip-off, [[Family Guy]].

Unlike other bad shows, Chris seems to distance himself from it. However, he still seems to be a huge fan of the show, going so far as to video himself [[What%27s_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|singing his own version of the Mr. Plow remix]] that featured in a recent ''The Simpsons'' 20th anniversary special. When Chris finally [[Long_Island_Iced_Tea#Grip_.27n.27_Sip|decided to drink alcohol]], his drink of choice was the Long Island Iced Tea, influenced by an episode where Marge Simpson drank one. It also seems from the [[Secret Weapon]] video that at times Chris laughs like Nelson, a character of the series known for his signature "Ha-ha!" laugh. It recently seems that a poster of Marge's Playboy magazine cover has become one of his many defenses against becoming a [[homo|homo.]]

{{stub}}

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

The Incredible Lioness

2010-02-23T20:47:26Z

Rubidium: No longer orphaned

{{merge|Rosechu}}

[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes feminism is.]]

'''The Incredible Lioness''' is the horrible monstrosity that [[Rosechu]] transforms into in [[Sonichu 8]] to face-rape the comic incarnation of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Little information is given in the comic itself, but Chris gives further details on the [[CWCipedia]]. Seemingly analogous to [[Ultra Sonichu]], rather than gaining power from exposure to <s>chaos emeralds</s> <s>sonichu balls</s> <s>Sonichu ball crystals</s> [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystals]], Rosechu simply gains tremendous strength through [[stress]], closer to [[Things Chris has Ripped Off|The Incredible Hulk]] than anything else. Because she's a [[women's rights|woman]] she can't control herself when she gets into a rage, and the only way to calm her is to tell her that she's pretty, or whatever bullshit Chris means by "make amends with deepest apologies, heavy flattery, and promising to do as she wishes". <ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_The_Incredible_Lioness CWCipedia - The Incredible Lioness]</ref> This does not happen in her sole appearance in the comic, where she calms down immediately after her attempt at mutilation and murder. The process also completely destroys her clothes, and she has to have the foresight to know she's about to go into a blind, unstoppable rage and remove the clothing, or just put on some makeshift clothes later to compensate. The fact that she ''needs'' clothes is a bit of an odd point, since several of the Rosechus never wear more than shoes, so a lack of clothing hardly seems to be an issue for the species. Chris also clarifies that only the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu can transform, meaning if [[Bubbles]] gets really pissed at someone she's just shit out of luck.

As you may have guessed, Chris created the Lioness in an attempt to show his support for [[women's rights]].

==Sonichu 8==

In the climax of Episode 17: ''Rage Against The Garbage'', Rosechu and [[Sonichu]] travel to Floor 66+6 of [[4-cent_garbage]] to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] about the [[ED]] page. Their main concern is the [[troll]] fan art of Rosechu with a [[duck]], which Sonichu innocently interprets as a simple misunderstanding. Jason outright refuses to take down the ED page, and throws Sonichu to the floor. But this is not what triggers Rosechu's transformation, oh no. As the pair leave, having [[fail|failed]] in their quest, Jason has the audacity to throw a [[pickle]] at Rosechu.

It strikes her, dead-center, on the back of the head. She picks it up and crushes it in a fist, as her mind fills with thoughts of violence and bizarrely ominous feminist diatribes, glorifying the creative power of the ovary. In spite of this supposed respect for the female being, Rosechu goes on to strip completely naked, exposing her breasts and vagina. (This is meant to be a children's comic, people.) At this point, she becomes The Incredible Lioness.

The Lioness leaps at Jason with murder in her red eyes. In what may be the most hideously explicit violence in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ''ever'', she wraps her legs around his head, so that her [[China|vagina]] is pressed against his face. Then she tears a rip across his scalp, and bites down. In moments, Jason is near death (although dark forces keep him alive). As Rosechu reverts to standard form, she is close to fainting.

==References==
<references />

==See also==

*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_The_Incredible_Lioness The Incredible Lioness' original article on the CWCipedia]
{{Template:Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Talk:The Incredible Lioness

2010-02-22T22:35:01Z

Rubidium: /* Merge */

==Merge==
Is there any reason why this can't go in Rosechu? Srsly, we can easily condense this and have it go into Rosechu with the other evolutions. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:07, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
*In my not-so-valuable opinion, if [[Vamprosa]], [[Metonic]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]] have their own pages, why not "The Incredible Lioness"? Even if it does sound like a Circus sideshow act, it still technically is an 'evolution' of Rosechu, and other evolutions have got their own pages. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 22:18, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
::*Good point - why do these evolutions need their own pages? Should we merge them into Rosechu? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think if that happens it could cause a clusterfuck of information - that would be another two sections added to each page. I've got not qualms with the way things are now, but let's just see how other CWCkipedians weigh in on this. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 22:35, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:The Incredible Lioness

2010-02-22T22:18:44Z

Rubidium:

The Incredible Lioness

2010-02-22T18:05:30Z

Rubidium: Bugger, pressed save rather than preview. Could do with some formatting as well.

{{Orphaned}}

The horrible mosntrosity that Rosechu transforms into in [[Sonichu 8]] that face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Little information is given in the comic itself, but Chris gives further details on the [[CWCipedia]]. Seemingly analogous to [[Ultra Sonichu]], rather than gaining power from exposure to <s>chaos emeralds</s> <s>sonichu balls</s> <s>Sonichu ball crystals</s> [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystals]], Rosechu simply gains tremendous strength through [[stress]], closer to the Incredible Hulk than anything else. Because she's a [[women's rights|woman]] she can't control herself when she gets into a rage, and the only way to calm her is to tell her that she's pretty, or whatever bullshit Chris means by "make amends with deepest apologies, heavy flattery, and promising to do as she wishes". The process also completely destroys her clothes, and she has to have the foresight to know she's about to go into a blind, unstoppable rage and remove the clothing, or just put on some makeshift clothes later to compensate. The fact that she ''needs'' clothes is a bit of an odd point, since several of the Rosechus never wear more than shoes, so a lack of clothing hardly seems to be an issue for the species. Chris also clarifies that only the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu can transform, meaning if [[Bubbles]] gets really pissed at someone she's just shit out of luck.

{{stub}}

The Incredible Lioness

2010-02-22T18:04:47Z

Rubidium:

((Orphaned))

The horrible mosntrosity that Rosechu transforms into in [[Sonichu 8]] that face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Little information is given in the comic itself, but Chris gives further details on the [[CWCipedia]]. Seemingly analogous to [[Ultra Sonichu]], rather than gaining power from exposure to <s>chaos emeralds</s> <s>sonichu balls</s> <s>Sonichu ball crystals</s> [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystals]], Rosechu simply gains tremendous strength through [[stress]], closer to the Incredible Hulk than anything else. Because she's a [[women's rights|woman]] she can't control herself when she gets into a rage, and the only way to calm her is to tell her that she's pretty, or whatever bullshit Chris means by "make amends with deepest apologies, heavy flattery, and promising to do as she wishes". The process also completely destroys her clothes, and she has to have the foresight to know she's about to go into a blind, unstoppable rage and remove the clothing, or just put on some makeshift clothes later to compensate. The fact that she ''needs'' clothes is a bit of an odd point, since several of the Rosechus never wear more than shoes, so a lack of clothing hardly seems to be an issue for the species. Chris also clarifies that only the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu can transform, meaning if [[Bubbles]] gets really pissed at someone she's just shit out of luck.

{{stub}}

Mailbag 59

2010-02-22T18:03:30Z

Rubidium: Thumbnailing last pic

'''Mailbag 59''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 22 [[February 2010]].
==Awaiting Answers==
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Peter Jennings|peter jennings]] <jdawgs.jennings@gmail.com>

hey chris,

in mailbag 54 you mentioned the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" and i'm not quite grasping the concept. do you think you could explain it to me? i never learned that one in my school life years. anyway, hope to see more clawdorf in the future. dude is mad bad and crazy

pete}}

{{Email|From: Zachary Coker <zacharycoker@gmail.com>

Yo Chris-Chan,

I was wondering why you choose to wear bras instead of something a bit more manly like compression shirts.
Does wearing women's clothing turn you on? If so then you might need to invest in some ANTI-HOMOGAY pills immediately.

Love,
Zachary Coker}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Kefka Palazzo|Kefka Pallazo]] <kpdancingmad@gmail.com>

Hello Christian, I just had a thought about what you should do for later installments of your comic. Why stop at being Mayor when you can rule the world? Think about it, you can rid the world of trolls by conquering it. With Sonichu and Rosechu, what else do they have to lose to have the entire world under your thumb?

PS- I don't think I ever heard you laugh out loud in any of your videos. You should try doing it, it feels good!}}

{{Email|From: bobgreene@therange.com

According to you, you are 5'10" and 200 lbs. Assuming 200 lbs isn't a total lie, you have a BMI of 28.7. Anything over a BMI of 25 is unhealthy and fat. Do you understand that you are a fat man who needs to take better care of his body, Chris?}}

{{Email|From: jupiterjump@myself.com

I see you're still not updating your comic daily. Whatever. I'm going back to Asperchu. They update daily}}

[[File:ManChest.jpg|thumb|This one's for all the ladies in the house]]
{{Email|From: icecreamhuggles@aol.com

I have to disagree with you when you said that nobody wants to see male chests. I love seeing strong, muscular, masculine chests. They're HOTT! In fact, the only thing hotter is six-pack abs.

Saggy manboobs are gross, however. Only fat guys have them, though. I don't know any girl who'd date a boy with manboobs. If you can't take care of your own body, you're a loser.

The part about bras is really creepy, Chris. Bras are for women. The only men who wear bras are, like, transexuals and transgenders or whatever. Real men don't wear bras.

I've attached a picture of a hot man's chest for all the ladies who might be reading. Mmm, GORGEOUS. <3}}

{{Email|From: twosesames@mail.com

You used to be against drinking alcohol until you tried it. Now, you are no longer against drinking alcohol. Have you given smoking cigarettes the same chance? You might actually enjoy it.}}

{{Email|From: random_radish@hotmail.com

Chris,

I believe to be a well rounded and cultured person it's necessary to travel to and experience foreign countries and cultures. I'm twenty years old and recently stayed in Japan for two months. In my lifetime I've been to over twenty five countries and I've funded all my trips since I was sixteen.
My question is Chris, where in the world have you visited and what have you learned from the experiences? How many times have you left the US?

Your fan,

Gaye Barr.}}

[[File:ColossalChrisChanVSMaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|The glorious battle]]
{{Email|From: Jon Crayon <joncrayon@gmail.com>

Yo Chris, loving this epic battle between [[Collosal Chan|Collosal Chris-Chan]] and Slaweel! That Female Dog is finally getting her comeuppance! I drew this fan-art to commemorate the event.
P.S. I hope you take up the bet to draw a beautiful picture in a realistic non-childlike style. I'm sure you got it in you!}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Wyatt Cenac|Wyatt Cenac]] <wyattcenac@yahoo.com>

As an [[Niggos|African-American]], [[Blake]] was my favorite character in the comic until I read the bio and saw what a crybaby he really is. Seriously, why did you write this shit?}}

{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com>

I was reading your Sonichu comics again. There's a lot of characters! I was wondering if you had any backstories developed for these characters:

-Florance Fisher (Girl from the dating education class)
-Sammy (the time you temporarily became stupid and gained weight)
-Trisha Rosechu
-Mypoe
-That old dude who was sitting in the Destiny Cave for a long time

Will we ever see any of them again? I'm still waiting for you to need Sammy for a future Skitch like you said you would.}}

{{Email|From: Evang7 <evang7@gmail.com>
Do you use a Mac? Considering your loathing of [[Microsoft]], it would only make sense. How do you like your Mac? Would you recommend it?}}

[[File:ColossalChanRealistic.jpg|thumb|Collosal Chan IRL.]]
{{Email|From: Jon Crayon <joncrayon@gmail.com>

Hey Chris. I'm sad to see you retire Chris-Chan Sonichu from the comic at the end of this issue, but that's progress. Good luck with the reboot!
P.S. You should try growing a beard again ;)}}

{{Email|From: Seka <AkatsukaSeka@live.com>

Hi Chris!

In the coming months I am attempting to compile a website detailing the kitchens and pantries of various American writers, artists, TV personalities, and other celebrities. If you wish to contribute please take photographs of the inside of your fridge, freezer, and various cabinets and such around your kitchen. It would be very much appreciated. It doesn't matter if it's a little messy or not organized.

Thank you in advance,

Seka}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Ronnie Coleman|Ronnie Coleman]] <rcoleman@gmail.com>

Chris,

You claim you exercise regularly and lost weight. What kind of exercises do you do and for how long? You certainly do not look like you work out -- You look fatter than ever before. What are your daily meal plans like? Exercise without proper nutrition is useless.

You should make a video of your exercise regimen and yourself on a scale (to show your weight) to PROVE you are being TRUE AND HONEST, or you will continue to prove you are naive and lose fans (myself included).

Sincerely,

Ronnie Coleman}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Rob Halford|Rob Halford]] <hellbentforleather@aol.com>

Chris,

I have to complement you for finally including some positive gay role models in Sonichu. The two gay cops you've recently introduced are fine examples of how gays can service their community as well as look fabulous in uniform.}}

{{Email|From: Murray Lucas <waytoocoolforschool112@aol.com>

Do you remember making those "One Free Girlfriend" coupons on your old Tripod site? I'm lonely and autistic, so I printed out about fifty of them and handed them out at the mall, and now I'm banned from the mall and had to register as a sex offender because one of the girls I gave one to was actually 13. It's hard to tell which girls are underage because of my autism; they should make them wear all wear special hats or something so you KNOW. I blame you for not being able to go to the mall and me being a sex criminal.}}

==Questions==
What inspired you to create Sonichu?

Even though you've created him for over a decade, did Sonichu ever helped you accomplished anything?

Why did the Wailord dropped a boulder on Bubble's adoptive mother Swampert?

Since you hate gay people so much, why do you use Rainbows in your comics?

What purpose do the Chaotic Combo served through out the whole comic?

Why do you add yourself as a character?

{{Mailbag}}

Talk:The Simpsons

2010-02-21T22:24:41Z

Rubidium:

This page needs more images. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 11:53 21 Febuary 2010 (EST)
* To be honest, I don't think there is enough that links Chris with The Simpsons, especially not to warrent its own article. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 17:12, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
*Well Champ suggested it.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 1:17, 21 Febuary 2010 (EST)
**Wait, what? Where did I say this? In any case, I wonder what the hell I was smoking.
::If I did suggest an article, I'm guessing it's because 1) this is one of Chris's favorite shows, 2) Chris compares himself to Homer sometimes, 3) Simpsons occasionally appear in Chris's works or videos (like the Marge image from Playboy), etc. It won't be a lengthy article and it doesn't really need an in depth analysis of why Chris is drawn to it, just mostly like "Chris likes it, here's a few places it's shown up in." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:09, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
**Leave Champ to me.* I read what was proposed and that could be fit into a paragraph, then what? You're left rambling on about things that have already been said or things about the show that don't relate to Chris. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 19:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC) *Just kidding. Please don't hurt me.
***I do agree with you on some points such as Chris barly ever mentioning The Simpsons, but still I'm pretty sure that if you look at alot of the comics you'll no doubt see one or two phrases stolen from them.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 2:40, 21 Febuary 2010 (EST)
****Okay then, I'll wait until it's finished before passing judgement. I'm curious as to how this article will end up now. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 20:11, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
*****I am as well.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 3:40, 21 Febuary 2010 (EST)
Actually at times Maggie has displayed some high intelligence.--[[User:Hieghtts503|Hieghts503]] 5:11, 21 Febuary 2010 (EST)
* Well I wouldn't class her as "overly intelligent". The one where everyone thought she was clever (The one with Simon Cowell in) was actually Lisa giving her the answers. She did shoot Mr. Burns, which would take some level of intelligence for a baby, but not enough to rank in the same grade as Stewie and Lisa. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 22:24, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

Category:Featured articles

2010-02-21T22:16:38Z

Rubidium: Categorising Categories.

A list of articles that are so special they have been featured.

__HIDDENCAT__
[[Category:CWCki]]

Category:Articles needing updates

2010-02-21T22:10:29Z

Rubidium: Categorising Categories

A list of pages on CWCki that currently need updating.

__HIDDENCAT__
[[Category:CWCki]]

The Simpsons

2010-02-21T22:04:29Z

Rubidium: /* Similarities to Family Guy */ Yes, Stewie is an overly intelligent baby but Maggie isn't really. Lisa is much more intelligent.

{{Orphaned}}

'''The Simpsons''' is a cartoon about an extremely dysfunctional family, their daily life, and their various wacky adventures. At first the show was considered a classic, but over the years the quality has degenerated, with ridiculous storylines and token celebrity appearances now the order of the day. Of course, like all mediocre cartoons [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] loves it, although not as much as he loves the sub-par rip-off, [[Family Guy]].

[[Image:DorkyExpression.jpg|thumb|left|Chris even rips off Homer Simpson's catchphrase, "D'oh!"]]

==Similarities to Family Guy==
* As said before, Family Guy is almost a carbon copy of the Simpsons in many ways:
** Both shows center around dysfunctional families
** Both have three children (one of whom is overly intelligent)
** Both have a stay-at-home mother who inexplicably puts up with her insensitive, fatass husband's bullshit
** Both the fathers are [[Slow-in-the-minds|retards]].

Chris ripping off Family Guy, therefore, makes for a ripoff of a ripoff.

==The Show and Chris==

Unlike other bad shows, Chris seems to distance himself from it. However, he still seems to be a huge fan of the show, going so far as to video himself [[What%27s_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|singing his own version of the Mr. Plow remix]] that featured in a recent ''The Simpsons'' 20th anniversary special. It also seems from the [[Secret Weapon]] video that at times Chris laughs like Nelson, a character of the series known for his signature "Ha-ha!" laugh. Recently seems that a poster of Marge's Playboy magazine cover has become one of his many defenses against becoming a [[homo|homo.]]

{{stub}}

CWCki:Templates

2010-02-21T20:46:18Z

Rubidium: /* Article needs something */

This page is designed to help people quickly and effortlessly find the needed template by visually comparing them, instead of clicking on over 9000 links on the [[:Category:Templates]] page. It can also help people who want to create a new template or edit existing ones.

==Information boxes==
===Article change alert===
====[[Template:Deletion|Deletion]]====
{{Deletion}}
====[[Template:Merge|Merge]]====
{{Merge}}
----
===Article needs something===
====[[Template:Deletedvideo|Deletedvideo]]====
{{Deletedvideo}}
====[[Template:Illustrations|Illustrations]]====
{{Illustrations}}
====[[Template:Improve|Improve]]====
{{Improve}}
====[[Template:ImproveMusic|ImproveMusic]]====
{{ImproveMusic}}
====[[Template:Incomplete|Incomplete]]====
{{Incomplete}}
====[[Template:Needs Images|Needs Images]]====
{{Needs Images}}
====[[Template:Needs Updating|Needs Updating]]====
{{Needs Updating}}
====[[Template:Orphaned|Orphaned]]====
{{Orphaned}}
====[[Template:Oversized|Oversized]]====
{{Oversized}}
====[[Template:Quality|Quality]]====
{{Quality}}
====[[Template:Stub|Stub]]====
{{Stub}}
====[[Template:Transcription|Transcription]]====
{{Transcription}}
----

===In-text disclaimers===
====[[Template:Essay|Essay]]====
{{Essay}}
====[[Template:Honest|Honest]]====
{{Honest}}
====[[Template:Ongoing|Ongoing]]====
{{Ongoing}}
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====
{{Protip}}
====[[Template:Tardrage|Tardrage]]====
{{Tardrage}}
----
===Various===
====[[Template:Box|Box]]====
{{Box}}
====[[Template:CWCipedia|CWCipedia]]====
{{CWCipedia}}
====[[Template:Fan art|Fan art]]====
{{Fan art}}

==List containers==
===Chris-related===
====[[Template:CWC on TV|CWC on TV]]====
{{CWC on TV}}
====[[Template:CWC-isms|CWC-isms]]====
{{CWC-isms}}
====[[Template:Captain's Log|Captain's Log]]====
{{Captain's Log}}
====[[Template:Chris and|Chris and]]====
{{Chris and}}
====[[Template:Documents|Documents]]====
{{Documents}}
====[[Template:Mailbag|Mailbag]]====
{{Mailbag}}
====[[Template:Mannerisms|Mannerisms]]====
{{Mannerisms}}
====[[Template:Music Videos|Music Videos]]====
{{Music Videos}}
====[[Template:Not_Jerks|Not_Jerks]]====
{{Not_Jerks}}
====[[Template:People|People]]====
{{People}}
====[[Template:Places|Places]]====
{{Places}}
====[[Template:Relics of Fail|Relics of Fail]]====
{{Relics of Fail}}
====[[Template:Timeline|Timeline]]====
{{Timeline}}
====[[Template:Writings|Writings]]====
{{Writings}}
----
===Sonichu-related===
====[[Template:CWCverse|CWCverse]]====
{{CWCverse}}
====[[Template:Hedgehog Boys|Hedgehog Boys]]====
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
====[[Template:Sonichu|Sonichu]]====
{{Sonichu}}
====[[Template:Videobooks|Videobooks]]====
{{Videobooks}}
----
===Love-related===
====[[Template:Love quest|Love quest]]====
{{Love quest}}
====[[Template:Sweetheart Videos|Sweetheart Videos]]====
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
====[[Template:Sweethearts|Sweethearts]]====
{{Sweethearts}}
----
===Troll-related===
====[[Template:Clyde Saga|Clyde Saga]]====
{{Clyde Saga}}
====[[Template:FanChats|FanChats]]====
{{FanChats}}
====[[Template:Troll Videos]]====
{{Troll Videos}}
====[[Template:Trolls|Trolls]]====
{{Trolls}}
----
===Liquid-related===
====[[Template:SingStarChallenge|SingStarChallenge]]====
{{SingStarChallenge}}
====[[Template:The Cwcivil War of 2009|The Cwcivil War of 2009]]====
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
----
===Various===
====[[Template:Succession|Succession]]====
{{Succession}}

==Other==
===Notes===
====[[Template:Cite|Cite]]====
{{Cite}}
====[[Template:Clarify|Clarify]]====
{{Clarify}}
----
===Quotes===
====[[Template:Mbox|Mbox]]====
{{Mbox}}
====[[Template:Quote|Quote]]====
{{Quote}}
====[[Template:Rainbow|Rainbow]]====
{{Rainbow}}
====[[Template:Shirtbow|Shirtbow]]====
{{Shirtbow}}
====[[Template:Squote|Squote]]====
{{Squote}}
====[[Template:Tinyquote|Tinyquote]]====
{{Tinyquote}}
====[[Template:YoutubeAnnotation|YoutubeAnnotation]]====
{{YoutubeAnnotation}}
----
===Various===
====[[Template:Documentation|Documentation]]====
{{Documentation}}
====[[Template:EmbedYoutube|EmbedYoutube]]====
{{EmbedYoutube}}
====[[Template:EventEntry|EventEntry]]====
{{EventEntry}}
====[[Template:Heart Level|Heart Level]]====
{{Heart Level}}
====[[Template:Welcome|Welcome]]====
{{Welcome|YOUR_USERNAME}}

==See also:==
*[[CWCki:Requested Templates]]
*[[New Templates!]]

[[Category:Templates]]
[[Category:CWCki]]
[[Category:CWCki projects]]

Talk:The Simpsons

2010-02-21T20:11:44Z

Rubidium:

Talk:The Simpsons

2010-02-21T19:08:05Z

Rubidium:

CWCki:Requested Templates

2010-02-21T18:59:52Z

Rubidium:

{{protip|Make requested templates to receive the [[:Template:Requested Template Award|Requested Template Award]]!}}
{{protip|Go to [[CWCki:Templates]] to see all currently existing templates!}}

Post your requests for templates here. Be sure to sign your comments!

<strike>A template that says the article has a dead video link and needs to be replaced. </strike>Also, an article indicating that content from the page can be split off (like the opposite of [[:Template:Merge]]). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 2 September 2009 (CEST)

*There doesn't seem to be one yet, so here's one for a [[Template:Deletedvideo|deleted video]]. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 23:01, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
:*You got it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:50, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

<strike>Collapsible gallery.</strike> --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:50, 3 June 2009 (CEST)
*I forget who did it but someone did it and for that, CWCki is indebted to them. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:34, 9 June 2009 (CEST)

<strike>A box that says something along the lines of "This article regarding an audio or video needs transcribing" with a category for articles that need transcription. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:55, 9 June 2009 (CEST)</strike>
*I knocked [[Template:VidNeedsTranscription|this]] up in half an hour. Should go close to what you want. --[[User:Great Briton|Great Briton]] 02:33, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
**Great template, I replaced some of the "Incomplete" tags with "Transcription"--[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 03:24, 26 July 2009 (CEST)
An [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Infobox infobox] for people, like all CWC related people (Megan, Anna, his family, etc). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:48, 20 June 2009 (CEST)
* I think I can help out with doing infoboxes. Do we need a single generic infobox, or specific infoboxes (family, gal-pals, trolls, etc.)? --[[User:THE IMPERIOUS DORK|THE IMPERIOUS DORK]] 00:57, 24 July 2009 (CEST)
:*A general box should work, though ideally we should have a general box that can easily be customized for sweethearts, trolls, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:32, 26 July 2009 (CEST)
::* We've got one already [[Template:people]]. It needs a little fine tuning.--[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 08:49, 26 July 2009 (CEST)
::::*The people template is okay for navigation, but with an info box, it'd be neat because you could put a picture and underneath it'd have some stats like birthddate, relation to Chris, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:02, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

I created a shady [[Template:Welcome|Welcome Template]], with some useful links for new members, but it needs a of fixing up, feel free to mess with it. If we ever set up a bot to police our wiki, it can use it, but for now we can just greet people by hand. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 08:30, 26 July 2009 (CEST)

I am creating a [[Template:Needs Images]] for articles that could use some spicing up.--[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 00:49, 27 July 2009 (CEST)

A collapsible navbox with grouping (see [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:The_Sandman here] for an example). This would be particularly useful and spiffy up the many navigation boxes. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:27, 29 July 2009 (CEST)
:*I've started working on this, I've created at working, but ugly version of what you requested. I've been breaking it up into smaller, easier to use templates, based on how TOW does it. So far I've created [[Template:•wrap]], [[Template:Nowrap begin]] and [[Template:Nowrap end]]. However, I've run into a problem. While [[Template:Nowrap begin]] works perfectly, [[Template:•wrap]] and [[Template:Nowrap end]] only produce </script> in plain text. I've got to run out for an eye exam today, if anyone wants to tinker with them, you can see what I've done at [[User:Megaman/sandbox]]. --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 18:42, 29 July 2009 (CEST)

Created [[Template:Merge]], surprised we didn't have one already--17:26, 29 July 2009 (CEST)
*The merge template is great, but I think we could use an opposite of this - a split template. It wouldn't be hard to do, same code as the Merge template, just can't think of a good theme for a Split template. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:02, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

A template that says something along the lines of "This articles sucks, it fail to meet [[CWCki]] quality standards. You can help by consulting the talk page and improving it" with links to the talk page (around the words "talk page") and a link to the editing page for the article around "improving it." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:42, 3 August 2009 (CEST)
*Created [[Template:Quality]] as per your specifications. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 13:01, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
:*Only complaint is that you might want to center the first line, then you'll get the SUPER SPECIAL REQUEST TEMPLATE AWARD. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:50, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

Could we have a template for places, real and fictional? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 03:58, 17 November 2009 (CET)
* Hi, I tried to create a template for real places, here it is: [[Template:Places]]. I'll try to create a "CWCverse Locations" template soon. The reason I decided to make them separate, is that as one template it looks too lengthy and overstuffed with information. This is also my first try at creating Templates, so feel free to tweak it in any way, and critique me [[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 14:46, 21 November 2009 (CET)
* ...And here is the CWCverse Locations template: [[Template:CWCverse]]. Again, feel free to tweak 'n' critique [[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 14:58, 22 November 2009 (CET)

A template indicating that the article needs to be updated in light of recent events or videos or whatever. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:13, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* [[Template:Needs Updating|Here is my go at it]]. Feel free to tweak as you see fit. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 18:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

A template to indicate that an article needs a summary to summarize its content (like for [[Mailbag]] related articles) - perhaps use a picture of one of the walls of texts from the comic? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:19, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* [[User:Bleach/Templates/Longarticle|Here you go]]. -[[User:Bleach|Bleach]] 07:23, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Gold Star Bounty template requests==
While template [[:Template:OutageCounter]] works if you manually change that date, it's rather a pain to have to remember to manually update it everyday, when it would not be too difficult to do so with MediaWiki software. I found [http://www.mwusers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8709 this] which is of value, and we already have the ParserFunctions here so it's not like cogs has to install anything new.

If anyone can improve this template such that it can work where it'll display the days since 17 September 2009 (or whenever the last outage was), such that it looks roughly like DAYS_SINCE_OUTAGE = LAST_OUTAGE - CURRENT_DAY and allow someone to easily change the value of LAST_OUTAGE, that would be a fun thing to have. It's sorta like one of those "Days without an accident" sign.

Whoever can get it to work like this will get a Gold Star Bounty Award. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:25, 19 September 2009 (CEST)

I made a working "days since" counter that is simpler than the above request (all it does is add days every day to the date input to it)
The date can be calculated numerically by using the simple linked calculator.(included in the template's article)
It's currently using 17 September 2009 which is 260.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 12:01, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

===Completed===
As you may know, Chris has started using the [[CWCipedia]], and now we have Chris's version of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] page. Uncyclopedia has a similar thing for Wikipedia (see [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Template:Wikipedia here]) that's like "To see what Wikipedia has to say about this, see [link to Wikipedia article]." We could have a similar with like "Chris has discussed this topic on the CWCikipedia's article article on [link topic]" Uncyclopedia templates seem to work very well here with little modification ([[:Template:Award]] was originally from Uncyclopedia) so it'd only need a little tinkering.

Anyone who makes this template gets a Gold Star Bounty award. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:10, 29 July 2009 (CEST)
*My first attempt is [[Template:CWCipedia|here]]. I think it needs testing and refining, but it's a start. --[[User:Great Briton|Great Briton]] 01:09, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

[[Category:CWCki]]

Category:Articles needing updates

2010-02-21T18:57:36Z

Rubidium: Created page with 'A list of pages on CWCki that currently need updating.'

A list of pages on CWCki that currently need updating.

Template:Needs Updating

2010-02-21T18:56:19Z

Rubidium: Created page with '<center> {| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color:#BB88FF; border:3px outset #330099;" |- | 120px | style="color:#FFFFFF;" |Chris's rece…'

<center>
{| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color:#BB88FF; border:3px outset #330099;"
|-
| [[Image:485-CWCsF.JPG|120px]]
| style="color:#FFFFFF;" |Chris's recent failings have helped CWCki gather more information for this article. Be a winner by [{{SERVER}}{{localurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} adding this information in.]
|-
|}</center>
<noinclude>[[Category: Templates]]</noinclude>
<includeonly>[[Category:Articles in Need of Updating]]</includeonly>

User talk:Pfargtl9000

2010-02-21T18:29:10Z

Rubidium:

==SFW template==
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Slaweel Ryam]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==

Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

User:Rubidium

2010-02-21T18:17:00Z

Rubidium:

[[Image:Rubidium.jpg|thumb|User Photo]]

{{quote|Rubidium si a pretty cool element. ti has a half life of 49 billion years and doesn't afraid of anything.|[[User:Champthom|Champthom]]}}

{{Template:Britfag}}
{{Template:Artfag}}

==A man, an acoustic guitar, a shit microphone, a dream==

I'm currently trying to improve my guitar skills by making original songs. I've tried to make two or three songs before but, unfortunately, my singing is shit, and song writing ideas not much better.

If anyone ever feels like helping out with co-writing/singing/playing instruments in this "band" thing, [[User_talk:Rubidium|hit me up]].

File:Rubidium.jpg

2010-02-21T18:15:46Z

Rubidium:

Talk:Chris and health

2010-02-21T17:21:28Z

Rubidium: /* Is he in danger of developing diabetes? */