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Mailbag 18

2010-12-11T03:23:05Z

RudiganRex:

__NOTOC__After the success of [[Mailbag 13]], the [[CWCki:Operation Mailbag|Operation Mailbag]] project was continued. '''Mailbag 18''' is composed mostly of letters written right here on the [[CWCki]], with a few genuine letters thrown in for good measure.

[[Chris]] was expected to answer them in the late hours of 14 [[December 2009]], the same day they went up. Instead, he answered a few of them in the very early hours of the 15th, and then promised to get to the rest the next evening. He finally finished answering them on 18 December, in the very early hours of the morning.

==Answered==
===The question now is how does Chris pay his manager?===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Joseph Jackson (manager)|Joseph Jackson]] (josephwalterjackson1929@gmail.com)
Hello again Christopher,

First of all, thank you for answering my previous letter! Even at my old age (I'm 80 years young), I can recognize a genius when I see one, so it's an honor to have a correspondence with you. Here are a few more questions that I have remembered that I had wanted to ask you:

1. What caused your old pastor to perform a background check on you? I think that's a shocking invasion of your privacy, so I'm glad that you've found a better church.

2. Thank you for your advice regarding my son. I've tried to help him to the best of my abilities and even with my attempts to clean him up (he puts so much emphasis on his singing that his hygiene is quite poor), but he just ignores me. How do you think I should discipline him? I've tried just about everything, including restricting his internet and video game usage, but nothing seems to work.

3. Have you ever considered hiring a manager? In my experience dealing with the entertainment industry (I managed one of my son's careers many years back), I know that it is a very tricky and cruel business. Like I've said, you possess a powerful talent, so you should definitely look into safeguarding it.

4. I don't mean to invade your privacy, but can you tell me anything about your parents? They've done a terrific job of raising you, and I'm curious to know what techniques they used. They should be very proud of how you turned out.

5. How did you decide to devote yourself to creating comic books? I was browsing through your gallery of original artwork on the CWCipedia and I was surprised by the sheer variety of your artwork... from [[Pokemon]] cards to CD covers to magazine covers, and so on.

Again, thank you so much for opening up this line of communication to you. I look forward to seeing where [[Sonichu]] will take you in the future!

Sincerely,

Joseph}}
{{EmailReply|I am not sure why the pastor did that, and I agree that it was an invasion of privacy. Offer him a REWARD for keeping clean; for each time he cleans himself, give him a Star Sticker on a sheet, and when he has earned 10 or 20 Stars, you treat him to his most favorite treat, or a new toy. I have already hired a manger for advice, thank you. Mostly Tender Loving Care. It's something that I am good at, and it can be profitable. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:28, 15 December 2009 (CET)}}

''It is likely that Chris is referring to [[Vivian Gee]], who offers Chris advice on advertising and other subjects.''

===Instead the courts were on the side of justice===
{{Email|From: Dan Ferraro (danqferraro23@gmail.com)

Chris,

I'm pleased to see that my favorite cartoonist is answering so much fan mail, and during the holidays when most people are so stressed out and busy! Some of these people are being extremely rude and I think you're handling it with a lot of poise and maturity.

I'm actually writing you because you've said in a video that you were asked to leave the Wolf Scouts (it was Wolf Scouts, right?) for your Autism. I know the Boy Scouts of America have undergone some high-profile lawsuits for excluding certain minority group, but I was wondering why they'd make someone with an obvious disability leave their group. This seems highly unfair and would be the kind of thing I'd make a big fuss out of it ever happened to my child. (I'm not meaning to imply that you're extremely disabled or low-functioning here either, I mean you can drive a car and graduate from college, which are pretty big accomplishments for an autistic person.)

Also there's the incident with the Green County School District where you say that multiple staff members held you down and recorded your screams: I might have some insight to this. Did you ever lose your temper as a child? Why, exactly, were they recording you? My wife works in Special Ed in the schools and they're actually allowed to restrain children that have violent temper tantrums if they're a danger to themselves or others. The faculty are all given extensive training to make sure they don't actually injure the child. Believe me, the Special Ed teachers are there to help the children grow into functional adults, not to hurt kids. Exactly how badly were you injured during this? I know this was almost 20 years ago but people have been able to sue and win for injuries that have happened long ago.

Sorry if I'm prying, my brother's an attorney who handles discrimination lawsuits, and my mind started wandering. Personally I would have sued the pants off of both groups. But that's just me.

Merry Christmas,

- Dan}}
{{EmailReply|We had tried to sue, but the courts were against us at the time.}}

===In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)===
{{Email|From: Madison Glen-Ross (ker0pi1999@gmail.com)

Hey Chris!!

I love your Sonichu comics!! My friends and I always try to stay up to date on what's cool!! I have a couple questions I hope you can answer!!

1. I was wondering if you could tell me more about your real-life powers. They seem very interesting. Can you only curse and bless people, or can you do other things? How and when did you find out about your powers? Sometimes I wish I had powers in real life, but nobody I know has them so I don't think it's going to happen anytime soon. You must be really special!!

2. How come you don't wear those spiky wristbands and tattoo sleeves anymore? I had a bunch of those wristbands like Avril Lavigne but the school made me stop wearing them. Whatever!! Anyways I think they're really cool so you should wear them more often!!

3. Do you think it's all right for you to force your religion on people? I mean in the Sonichu comics you're supposed to dump a bunch of chemicals in the water supply so people will stop being [[gay]] so they'll get into Heaven. What if they're already happy being gay? And since heaven is where you get to do whatever you love to most, they'll just start being gay again once they get into Heaven. And what's the big deal with being gay anyway? You said yourself that the Bible's just a guideline and you don't have to do everything it says to be a good person. My uncle Ricky is really really gay and he's the nicest sweetest guy ever!! He's a Priest so I'm sure he's getting into Heaven.

Anyways have fun!!

Madison, age 10

<3 <3 <3 <3

xoxoxoxox

PS PUT BELLA AND EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT IN YOUR COMICS!!}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your kind loyalty and encouragement. I have learned about the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curses]] actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life [[Mary Lee Walsh]]; then I later heard that her reputation at [[PVCC]] went DOWN (yes, mostly due to my references in the pages), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my [[Sweetheart]] Search, I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one specific [[Troll]] (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a life-threatening ailment. These Curse and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Blessing]] [[I am Alive|Powers]] are likely and Sound. I felt like not wearing them. I feel that by turning them Straight would BETTER their chances to getting into Heaven; I'm only doing what I can to encourage the GOOD, Better ways of life. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:28, 15 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Normal is relative===
{{Email| From: Johnny Marcus (johnny2day67@yahoo.com)

Hello again Chris, I've got another question for you. I'm curious as to what you were doing in between you getting fired from [[Wendy's]] and the start of your [[Love Quest]] (best of luck to you with that, BTW). You don't really seem to talk too much about that period, so what were you doing aside from attending PVCC? I hope there's some great drawings you did during that time.

Cheers, Johnny}}
{{EmailReply|I did do some drawing. [[9/11]] Happened shortly after being fired. I lived my life as normal back then.}}

===Good/average size breasts===
{{Email| From: [[Wikipedia:Ed Gein|Edward Gein]] (ruaboutasize14@gmail.com)

Hey Chris, long-time fan! [[Issue 10]] is going to be amazing! I'm so glad that you're going to put a bunch of [[Guitar Hero]] stuff in the comics (at least that's what it looks like, you could always surprise me)!

So how come you don't wear your old Ash Ketchum outfit anymore? Have you ever thought of [[ECV 00002|Cosplaying as Chris-chan Sonichu]]?

Oh, and what do you find attractive in a woman?

See ya, Ed}}
{{EmailReply|I didn't feel like wearing the outfit much. That is a good idea. Her face, her personality, cleaniness, good/average size breasts, and a slim/average body type.}}

**I'm feeling tired, and my right eye is bothering me; I will resume this mailbag and start the next tomorrow, as well as continue the [[Christmas Story]].

''Chris resumed answering the letters in this mailbag just after midnight on 18 [[December 2009]].''

===There is wishful thinking in Hell as well as on Earth===
{{Email|From Damon [[Wikipedia:The Screwtape Letters|Wormwood]] (w3rk+3hp4+13n+@Gmail.com)

Hey Chris! I'm a big fan of your comics, and have been reading all of your recent mailbags. You seem to be giving out a lot off advice, so I was wondering if you could help me out!

1.) My job is sort of like a "life coach", I have to make the people I've been assigned to see things my way and do the things I need done. You'd think it would be easy considering the cools stuff I'm promoting, but it's actually really hard! Do you have any suggestions as to how to get people to follow your advice or do what you need them to do? I've seen a few of your videos where you ask people to do stuff like take down a web page or something. How did you get them to comply?

2.) My boss, (a [[JERK]] named Mr. Tape) works from the home office and is constantly sending me messages telling me how to do my job. These messages are all very stressful, and he often takes a very derogatory tone! What makes things even worse is that he's my UNCLE! Arguments with family members who are also authority figures are the worst! Have you had many arguments with family members/authority figures, like an uncle or your father? How did you get them to see your side of the story?

I also had a few quick questions about your comics. I hope you don't mind specifying a few things for me!

1.) In the episode about [[4-cent garbage|4-Cent garbage]], what's up with the [[Beel|big red receptionist guy?]] Is he sunburnt or something?

2.) I couldn't help but notice that [[Reginald Sneasel]] and the sunburnt guy at 4-Cent garbage both wear the same kinds of pants! Are they friends?

Thanks a bunch!

Your Pal,

Damon W.}}
{{EmailReply|Okay, first question response: Every Person has their own individual point of view, so no one will see everything as you do, so take that idea out of your head. As for getting them to do what you'd like them to, try to maintain an impression that you are a kind and understanding type of person; be nice to your people and they will be nice to you.

Second: Your Uncle is only pushing down on you, because he may be seeing you not doing a good job from his own point of view, and he cares about you enough to offer, even in a harsh tone, his input on how you can better your job. Again, maintain being nice to your Uncle; take in and fully understand his advice on how you can better your work. Show him that you are doing so, and he may not be so harsh with you. And I did have to go through that with my family; but I just listen, not let them get to me with the loudness and stress. Taking deep breaths and taking it one moment at a time helps too.

Third: The receptionist is a portyal of the Devil, of which is a neutral reference to all the inconsiderate Trolls behind their shenanigans and the Encyclopedia Dramatica in general.

Fourth: The two Do Not Know Each Other, so no they are not friends.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:06, 18 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris on murdering women in fiction===
{{Email|Jacob N. (jacob_n333@yahoo.com)

Good day, Chris!

When I was re-reading issues of Sonichu the other day, I suddenly came to realize two questions. One is serious, the other not so much. To begin with the lighter question, pun only slightly intended: I've heard you cite your dog Patti's old doghouse as weighing from five to ten tons. Judging from the photos of [[Patti]]'s doghouse in an earlier issue of Sonichu, it couldn't possibly weigh more than fifty pounds, much less five tons--it's just wood and plastic. I remember that video where you lifted one "fifty-pound" box of soda in each hand (which of course only weigh about ten to twelve pounds)--is the "ten ton doghouse" another joke like that?

After thinking some on the doghouse, I of course soon remembered the dog, and something dawned on me. It seems weird that you memorialize your beloved pet by keeping her as a character in the comic, but that you memorialize the women you've loved by killing them off in ways even more gruesome than in real life (e.g. [[Ivy]] perishing in a terrible elevator accident instead of hanging herself, Panda Halo not merely dying during the brushfires but exploding). Patti is still a character years after her death, but [[Panda Halo]]'s death seemed little more than an excuse to introduce some new characters and Ivy, despite all her buildup in previous issues, was killed off-screen and promptly ignored in favor of the ongoing plot. Why is that, Chris?

From where you readers stand, it seems that you love your pet dog--who was still just a dog, in the end--more than you love real flesh-and-blood women. Clearly that's not the case... so why do you immortalize your loved one's terrible deaths instead of who they were? I'm sure you didn't mean for it to come off that way, but I'm curious why you decided to do that in the first place.

Yours in the [[Cherokee]] nation,
Jacob Nathaniel Lights-in-the-Sky}}
{{EmailReply|To answer your first question, I do not have a full understand on feeling the weight of something versus their actual weight, so those numbers were originally only Estimates. The women characters who in real life were my girlfriends before their deaths. It was my mistake of putting in to-be girlfriends when they would see their own real-life deaths prematurely. I should have been in full confidence of them being my girlfriend CLOSE in real life than solely over the internet. Patti was my dog FOR REAL, and we actually had the caring master/dog relationship, so she WOULD be ongoing, because she WAS that close to me; NEVER over the internet.

If any of the women I had put into the books actually were my girlfriends Offline and Close in Real Life, then they WOULD be more likely to be ongoing in the series.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:06, 18 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris on the homeless===
{{Email|From: Amanda Brown (ultimatefan88@gmail.com)

Chris,

Glad you've been keeping busy with so many updates! As a fan it's so great having new Sonichu stuff to read every day.

I was reading through the Sonichu & [[Rosechu]] Christmas story and was wondering why there are homeless people in [[CWCville]]? I thought CWCville was like your imaginary perfect city where the only problems were like giant robot attacks and stuff.

Have fun,
Amanda}}
{{EmailReply|A city is still a city, all problems included. I took it to responsibility to make sure the homeless were happy too by giving them not only Soup Kitchens, but Hotels WITH those Soup Kitchens. If every city adopted the ideal and put their funds into the Soup Hotels (as I call them), then we would be seeing less homeless in the streets and the homeless would feel more happy and comfortable.

Also, the people would need places to stay after such incredible attacks, and that's where the Soup Hotels would come in even better, and the already homeless people would be able to help rebuild the buildings for their neighbors. It's a kind and generous thought for society.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:06, 18 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Time paradox===
{{Email|From: Seth Sethson <totallyfine2@gmail.com>
Chris, while I am a fan of your comic and I appreciate how you are attempting to tie up the loose ends so you can let the story be about Sonichu, I feel that I must point out a massive plothole.

In the story, you have sent [[Magi-chan]] to the future to take the crates containing enough of the anti-gay gene to cure the world back into the present and use them.

This creates a time paradox. If all [[homo]]sexuality was cured in the present, there would not be a need for the cure in the present. Necessity is the mother of invention, so the cure would never be invented because nobody needed it.

I won't bore you further but I'll just point out that this is impossible and it makes you look incredibly lazy.}}
{{EmailReply|Point taken. But there WOULD be an alternate Dimension where THAT future STILL takes place indefinitely, and so no time paradox is in jeopardy. Like similarly, there is the Dimension of the future where the Vaccine is distributed like I'm portraying it, and so our present would sync-up with THAT Dimension that would be our future.}}

===At normal best===
{{Email|From: Lynx Robinson <lynxrob@yahoo.com>
Hey Chris.

You always say you take it one moment at a time. Is that because it is all your brain can handle?}}
{{EmailReply|That is actually how ALL PEOPLE'S Brains can handle in General and at Normal Best.}}

===Chris the forgiver of brothers===
{{Email|From: Jessica Hughes <jessiebaby91234@yahoo.com>
Hello Christian!

This is Jessie Hughes, the preteen with the dirty, slanderous troll brother, Nathan! He told me he gave you a piece of his mind. I looked at the e-mail from the Rejected Mailbag, and I was so ticked off at him! I got my own e-mail so I could write to my hero, Christian Weston Chandler!

I have a few questions for you.

1) My brother and I are currently not speaking because of what he said to you.. What do you suggest I do? Should I stop talking to his meanie butt, or should we become loving siblings again?

2) Would you disown Sonichu if he became a homo? I would totally disown my son if he was gay, because this kid in my class, [[Wikipedia:E.O._Green_School_shooting|Larry King]] (not the old fart on TV), is gay and we throw rocks at him during recess, and I don't want my kid to be like him.

3) I'm truly very sorry about Nathan's comments against you. He's been a little angry lately because he's been having some "accidents" if you know what I mean, and that's why he FALSELY accused you of doing the same.

Jessica

P.S. I LOVE the comics, hun!}}
{{EmailReply|You should forgive and forget; what is done is done. All you can do is let him know how you feel about what he did and move on. If you still love and care for your brother like you always did, then don't fret about this one thing which is miniscule in comparison to (if) anything bad he may have done to you. Sonichu is Straight, and would Never turn homo. If I had a child who'd turn homo, I'd forgive her/him and not disown. I forgive your brother, thank you. :)

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:06, 18 December 2009 (CET)}}

===International economics===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Maria Renard]] <mariarenard@hotmail.co.uk>
Hello Christian.

I just watched your latest [[Youtube]] video, and I'd like to ask, why would you need donations from Europeans such as myself when you get $800 American Dollars from taxpayers every month? Is that not enough for you?}}
{{EmailReply|Most of that money goes to my father, plus no it is not. Currently, the Euro is greater than the American Dollar, which I feel is sad.}}

===In which Chris lies about parody again===
{{Email|From: kittenhearts86@aol.com
Dear Chris,

Have you ever considered doing a comic that doesn't rely on stealing ideas from other people (like how Sonichu steals from [[Sonic]] and Pikachu)? Theft is a sin after all.}}
{{EmailReply|It is called a Parody; NOT THEFT.}}

===He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle===
{{Email|From: mmmmgotohim@aol.com

My girlfriend is having a birthday party in a few days. She says she wants me to kiss her on her lips but I'm a little scared. What's it like kissing a girl on the lips?}}
{{EmailReply|It is magical and delightful. Don't be scared; it is sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate.}}

==Autism Mailbag==
===In which Chris pretends to care===
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>
I hope you realize you are turning into a monster. Read this: http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2009/03/26/bauer_autism/index.html

Look Chris, you were "successful" in high school with your "honor roll". What have you done since then? Face it, you should just seek help before you turn into a monster.}}
{{EmailReply|I will keep your comment in mind, thank you.}}

{{Mailbag}}

Wallflower E-mails 2

2010-12-05T11:46:10Z

RudiganRex: Making it go to the 2010 Vivian e-mails, rather than the 2009 ones.

The second act of the '''[[Wallflower E-mails]]''' chronicles the best days of the relationship between her and [[Chris]]. These communications mainly cover their plans to write a story together and friendly exchanges about their day-to-day lives.

The Wallflower's e-mail from 27 February is particularly significant, though. She backs Chris off in no uncertain terms: "I only just met you. I am no mood for an actual relationship." Unfortunately for all involved, subsequent events would prove that the message didn't sink in.

It's useful to read these alongside Chris's [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010|e-mails to Vivian Gee]] from around the same time. There, despite the entirely unromantic nature of their relationship, Chris appears to believe that he still has a good chance of convincing the Wallflower to have sex with him.

==E-mails==

;February 18

[[Image:Owls.jpg|thumb|This is what chris actually wanted in the [[duck|owls]] story]]

{{quotebox|I hear you loud and clear; you should write a full book. You are a well-detailed and creative storyteller. Maybe you can write a book were everything is from the wise owl's perspective. Take [[Harry Potter]]'s owl; he tells Harry's story and guieds him, but surely there is more to the owl, like did he have an owl family of his own? Or if he was originally a king or a [[Bob|wizard]], how does the [[wife]]/[[sweetheart]] and/or his human/half-owl children feel having an owl to look up to, especially while he's flying? And going into Owl Biology can inspire a more in-depth look at owls from your view.

I'll bet you wrote a lot of papers on Owls in High School that earned a lot of "A" grades. When I wrote paers for my classes, I did very well, including research on which is better caffiene-wise and better for people, soda or coffee. I also wrote great stories, poetry and literature essays.

Although what I enjoyed most from my H.S. days, was being around my circle of friends. I was very sad when I hd to leave them behind, but I am looking forward to the reunion lter this year. I was also manger/water-boy for the varsity basketball team during my freshman year... I think I've mentioned that before. :)

TTYL. Stay Safe, 
Christian c.}}

;February 18

{{quoteboxred|You know, that sounds like a really great idea. Maybe we can work together, you being the researcher and I can do the writing. One thing I haven't told you yet is that I love working together with someone on a story. It's one of my favorite things to do. I'd like to do more often. 
Btw, Harry's owl is Hedwig and she's a female owl. I have written a couple of stories dealing with the owl universe. And this was before Guardians of Ga'Hoole, a total owl fantasy, and my number one favorite series, and Hoot. 
I wrote one back in highschool, called the <CENSORED>. This was about the same time I wrote this other one, <CENSORED>, cause it basically had the same 'human characters'. 
Anyhow, in <CENSORED>, the story was told in two characters pov's, one was a female owl and a girl, who ran the observatory. The girl's mission was to save the owls in Owlwood, from the hunters/bullies from her and her friends' school. Somewhere, the owl and the girl's two world collide with each other. Harper, a goshawk (I can crossbreed birds), is a pet of the main owl hunter, Turner. They both wanted one thing; Harper wanted the female owl, and Turner wanted the girl. But the girl's guy friends came around and helped her the female owl. 
Mind you, this explanation is from my memory, and I've only read it a few times, when it was completed.}}

;February 18

{{quotebox|I take it you are referring in working together on the owl's point of view story. I'd be delighted to do some research on how owl families live, as well as people who have owls as pets, and we can put our minds together in imagining the life of the husband king who was turned into an owl and the family life. This can be a good series as well. Here's a fun idea, Once a month, during the Full [[Moon]], the owl becomes human again during the short while, but turns back into his owl self at daybreak. And during those nights, he can satisfy his wife greatly. I smell a Book [[Saga]] for young adults. ;)}}

;February 19

{{quoteboxred|Lol. Sounds good to me. I've got a couple of books: one is Owls of the United States & Canada, and Owls of the World. Here's a website I found, to help you get started: http://www.owlpages.com/.}}

;February 25

{{quotebox|I apologize for not responding sooner, but I was busy finishing up my [[Sonichu 10|tenth comic book]] yesterday/last night for upload onto the [[Cwcipedia]].

I'm glad you enjoyed the concert. I would be delighted to come over to your house and meet your folks and all. I can come over in the late part of the afternoon; I'll call you to let you know when I'm on my way there. I've got an appointment at 1:00 with my local mechanic to check the muffler on my [[car]]; it may have a hole in it from either age or one of the attempts of getting it out of the snow. It sounds like there's nothing wrong, but it's better to be safe then sorry. Anyway, I think I'll be able to make it to your house by 4. I will also bring my [[PSP]] and my memory stick of photos. Monday sounds good for the Pizza outing.

I like what you've come up with for our owl story. One detail, "Owl [[transformers|Transformation]]", it is okay; have you considered that <CENSORED> could have more natural or elemental powers along with transformation, although we will be seeing that a lot from her? Like she can have the wizard powers to heal, increase attack and defense and so forth. I'm thinking she could say, "Mystical Owl [[Power]]", followed by the desired spell, "Transformation to (owl breed)", "Healing", "Attack Increase", etc.

Assuming we're still on base with the King being an owl most of the time, it may be good to think of a few characters he has advised with wisdom to aid them in their [[education]], battle or quest, because in the war between him and the crows and goshawks, the students can come in and aid our King Owl in his battle.

We should also come up with a title for the book (series), "King Owl" is good for start. We may come up with a possibly better title that may feature both the King and <CENSORED>; it should be direct, yet subtle. One title idea I had thought of earlier, to play on the family part, "[[Family Guy|Family Owl]]".

I'll wrap it up for now, and I look forward to coming by your house later today.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

;February 27

{{quoteboxred|Hey,
Sorry this is short notice, but I forgot that Mom had something planned for me on Monday. So I can't do TipTop. I'm sorry We'll set it up for another time, I promise. And I think some of my coworkers are planning to go out on Friday, and they've invited me to go with them. And I don't want to sound mean or anything, but I would like some space between visits. I like you and you're nice, but I only just met you. I am no mood for an actual relationship. 
And during the once a month thing, I want to visit with the other young adults too. 
~Also, please don't pesture to me about our story, I do have a lot of stories that I'm working on, and ideas don't come to me that easy. 
Please don't take this the wrong way, I'm just trying to be honest.}}

;February 27

{{quotebox|It's cool, <CENSORED>. I understand that you need your space, and there is no rush anyway. Just talking and hanging is good enough for me. I care about you and I like you too. You let me know when it's okay to come by and visit; perhaps once a week until you feel more than that is good. I was thinking that during the next visit, I can bring my [[DVD]] of [[Mary Poppins]] and we can just sit and enjoy it together after suppertime.

I won't pester you too much about our story. Although, I have come up with an idea on how we can start the story in the first book. In a nutshell, we open on one of Alister's students going in and getting a relic from Mt. Thunderstone, then heads home to his family after seeing the dude's safe and well. I also was thinking that [[Zelina]] and <CENSORED> can be mentor-type friends, where they hang out and advise each other in their family or royalty situations. [[Darkbind]] can be another of Alister's students. And [[Clawdorf]] can be the ringleader of the [[Kitty|enemy animal]] clans. I'll go further in detail next time we talk or meet.

And I wanted to check, where in Heartland are the Castle Virginanaus and Temple Athena Pathenon located, compass-wise?

Something else that happened to me today, I got in the mail a Birthday Present from one of my fans. The dude ordered it and had it gift-shipped to me on Amazon, it's a Fiction/Philosophy novel from Jostein Gaarder, "[[Wikipedia:Sophie's World|Sophie's World]]". I'll be giving it a read-through over the next few weeks.

Let me know how you enjoyed "The Lion, [[Mary|The Witch]] and [[Fashion|the Wardrobe]]" movie, and if you have any questions about the Adobe Photodeluxe program. And what does Joann have planned for you Monday, and how it went?

And I'll let you know of other ideas or thoughts I have in general. I'm still waiting for the first L.O.T.R. movie from Netflix; I'll probably get it in my mailbox on Monday or so.

I'll let you go for now, and I will TTYL (talk to you later).

Stay Safe with Love and Peace, 
Christian.}}

;February 27

{{quoteboxred|Thanks for your understanding, I do appreciate it. Well, today I hung out with dad. We had lunch at El Puerto, which was good as always. And then we went to Barnes & Nobles. I bought the second Percy Jackson book and the soundtrack. Plus, I didn't know it was out, but I also got the seventh book of the Ranger's Apprentice (very good series btw). I'll be starting on that as soon as Im done with The Lightning Thief. (Just for your info, I wouldn't mind seeing the movie again) And call me crazy, but I'm not to fond of the old Disney non-animated classics, doesn't suit well for me. Oh, Tomorrow (Feb. 28) we picked out to be Rachel's bday. She'll be one year old.

Oh yeah, don't hesitate to send me ideas for the story, it will get me motivated to write them. And speaking of bday's, I think <CENSORED> bday should be on the summer solstice (June 21st), what do you think? And keep coming with names. they're good.}}

;February 28

{{quotebox|The Summer Solstice sounds like a great birthday for <CENSORED>. I am not all that familiar with the holiday, but I have heard of it from a limited-time distributed Add-On costume for [[LittleBiGPlanet]]. Speaking of LBP, I am thinking of creating a level based on our first Guardian of the Owl Kingdom story. Most likely, I will create new story plots and arcs in the process, and I look forward to reading your most valued input from your future thinks and ideas. I have created about 5 to 10 levels which have been uploaded onto the LBP server, one of which is based on my first episode of [[Sonichu]]; his and [[Rosechu]]'s origins.

Also, just to make it clear, Zelina and Darkbind, of the kingdom of [[Rulecwc]], are Rosechu and Sonichu respectively. And Clawdorf is a kind of warlock monster character; all I have of him is a 3 or 4 finger hands and a black cloak and hood, but he can be a combination of all of the enemy creatures we have come up with so far.

What I have so far on that can be read in some of my comic pages. But in short, Darkbind Sonichu and Princess Zelina Rosechu have been sweethearts. In a cave in Rulecwc forest one day, Clawdorf released the power of the seven Chaotic Crystals (A.K.A. [[Sonichu Ball]] Crystals); he turned to stone and Zelina fell into a deep slumber. A few years later, the original Sonichu donned the power of the 7 Crystals and reawakened Zelina (Clawdorf was also destoned in the process).

The King and Queen of Rulecwc have no biological children. But from the Chaotic [[Rainbow]] of Sonichu and Rosechu's Origin, many Sonee and Rosey (baby Sonichu and Rosechu) eggs were released throughout the world, time and space. One egg landed in the audience of their highnesses, and Zelina Rosey hatched out; they adopted her and dubbed her successor to the throne. The egg with Darkbind Sonee landed somewhere in Rulecwc Forest; after evolving to Darkbind Sonichu, he was found by a rogue master swordsman (sort of like Link from Legend of Zelda) and trained under his guidance, also with later guidance from our owl, King Alistair.

But I digress (as I learned that quote from the owl, Blathers in [[Animal Crossing]]).

It is nice that you had an enjoyable and good day yesterday. 
Perhaps we can still make it a dinner and a movie night between the Tip Top and The Lightning Thief. How does this coming Wednesday or Thursday look for you?
[[Patti]] was born on March 17, [[1988]], as our local vet had determined for us. It's good you've decided on Feb. 28 for Rachel, but if you want to make it clear, you could let your vet determine that for you. 
Well, Mary Poppins has a great animated segment with dancing penguins, a fox hunt, horse race and a magical carousal, and altogether is a great movie starring [[Julay|Julie]] Andrews and [[Dick]] Van [[Homos|Dyke]]. You can sample a few clips on [[YouTube]]. It is my favorite movie of all time. [[Cole|Toy Story is my second favorite movie.]]

Also, I liked your room and the spacious set up for that whole upper story for yourself. I bet you get a great view from the upper central arch window; see the stars, the early morning sunlight and all that. My room is a big room, but I have a lot of stuff in it; it can be more spacious, yet I'm unsure where to put some of it all. LOL Mostly, though, I do get the majority of the upper floor to myself, including the main fridge and kitchen, and the bathroom with a tub. I had a bedroom with a door to a bath with a standing shower, like you have, when my family and I were living in the Newberry Town area during my High School years. Personally, I enjoyed the standing shower better than the tub w. shower head. At least between you and me, we both are enjoying the upper-story privacy life.

You enjoy the rest of the Sunday, and I will TTYL. Here's thinkin' of you, <CENSORED>. Stay safe with love and peace, 
Christian.}}

;March 2

{{quoteboxred|Hey, 
how are you? I'm doing good. My concert was incrediable! It was nothing like the dvd, and they did my favorite song twice. Once before the break, and the other time was for the encore. The song is called, Mo Ghile Mear. This was their first time in [[Charlottesville]], and they added four or five brand new songs. I got a dvd, a tshirt, and a souvineer book. If they came back next year, I would definitely go again. I'm going to wear my cw shirt on friday. 
Speaking of Friday, to be honest, we should wait to do TipTop later. I think it would be too much for one evening. I still want to go, either Monday or Tuesday might be better, so far, I have nothing planned. Besides, I like taking a nap, so I can be well rested for the evening fun. I hope that's okay.

Is there anyway we can talk online? It would be so helpful, then to just email back and forth. If you can download yahoo messenger, it would be easier. If you can, my screenname is <CENSORED>. Oh how about this: what are you doing tomorrow? You could come over, and meet my mom and we can start on a few things on our story. The only thing I'm doing is my laundry. You can give me a call as soon as you read this. I will answer this time, I promise.

So just a few things about our story:

1. the crows and the goshawks are mortal enemies to the owls and king. 
2. the goddess Athena. has to be worshipped by the king and country. 
3. the king's daughter, <CENSORED> (she has to be in here, somewhere), is the protector of the owls, and she can transform into any kind of owl she wants at will. She wears a golden, oval shaped necklace, given to her by her mother at birth. Inside is a silver carved owl and on the other side, has her title written in Greek handwiting: Daughter of Athena, protector of the owls. And at the bottom of her title, has the words, Owl Tranformation written below it. When she wants to transform, she has to say, 'Go owl transform' and the owl's given name: example is, "Go Owl Transform, Tyto Alba!" Meaning, the barn owl.

How she is summoned: 
A. when the silver owl turns RED, the owl is either in trouble, sick, or is dying. 
B. when the silver owl turns GREEN, her owl friends wants to hang out. 
C. when the silver owl turns BLUE, there is an urgent meeting that she needs to attend to.

4. the 'owl kingdom' is called Owlwood, and it surrounds the capital where the palace is located in.

The rest we can come up with together. So what do you think? Do you think its a good start?}}

;March 3

{{quoteboxred|Hey, 
So I have a surprise for you. I made this website that is dedicated to one of my absolutely favorite fanfiction stories. Its called <CENSORED>. My friend Ashley, and I have been working for about three to four years (when she was going to VCU). It's a very entertaining story, very PG rated. Its got multiple crossovers and references and they are [[YuGiOh]] GX. [[Sailor Moon]], [[Wikipedia:Code Lyoko|Code Lyoko]], [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|star wars]]/[[Captain's Log|trek]], [[Harry Potter]], and [[Wikipedia:Narnia|Narnia]]. This story was made about the time I was obsessed with GX and watching Code Lyoko on tv. 
Anyway, here's the website: <CENSORED>. Check out the characters' pictures too. Its not perfect, but its nearly there. and I don't have a picture folder for the 'anime' <CENSORED> yet. I'm still working on her. Let me know how you like it. 
Okay nap time, and then Ghost Hunters (Im so excited!)}}

;March 4

{{quotebox|That's very good, I have bookmarked it for later. A few things, I am setting up my YahhoIM on my PC for us to chat on after I get operational. My Yahoo e-mail I chose solely for this is one I previously used for a PSN sign in ID, but (the PSN then) was hacked months ago then recovered and changed to the next address. Anyway, add this to your YIM friend list, BibleHomeNation@yahoo.com. Please remind me of what yours is in your reply.

Second, I need a reminder of the owl breed Alistair and <CENSORED> are, and please send me a few character pics you showed me last time, and the scan or link to the image of Alistair's owl breed. I am attaching a few pics from my LittleBiGPlanet game I took of the sackperson in the various character for our Owl Guardian story level; I think it will be obvious who's who; your feedback will be appreciated.

Third, I miss being around you; can we schedule a visit this coming Saturday, please? We can make that our Tip Top and movie day as well.

I gtg for now, but I will TTYL, may be on the YIM.

Stay safe and sweet, 
Christian.}}

;March 4

{{quotebox|My bad. Anyway, there are two of Sackboy in custom costumes for Alistair, and one of each for Moira, <CENSORED> and Logan.}}

;March 7

{{quotebox|I'm just sending you a reminder to send me the story prologue we talked about.

I found a blank audio cassette at the local Goodwill; I will be burning the Celtic tracks onto it from my [[PS3]] source for playback in my car later today. Also, I am going to check the routing of my cable to my VCR, DVD Burner and [[TV]]; I also need to check the power link on my VCR. It went out like during the 20-inch snowfall during the half-hour power failure we had here. IDK why I didn't get to it sooner; I was likely doing well between the cable and the digital videos. For my setup, normally it would be VERY hard to get behind there, but all I really have to do is dishook and temporarily remove my Genesis, Dreamcast, [[Wii]] and the shelf they're sitting on in my [[room|entertainment center]]. Afterwards, it's like poking your head and upper torso through an open window. "Hey, Neighbor, you left your RF Switch and AV on my lawn again!" LOL

I've learned a bunch of my techno know-how and connections from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends (a cable term for each respective ends of any cable, which are visually obvious). I used to have like 5 to 10 RF switches linking my consoles; the links were good, but the farther away from the TV it was, the more lousy the picture/audio would be due to the multiple refresh relays. I am now on a pair of switch boxes, as well as the Composite/Component (Red/White/Yellow and Red/White/Red/Blue/Green respectively) and the HDMI on my HDTV. With that experience, I probably would have made a good "[[Wikipedia:Larry the Cable Guy|Larry the Cable Guy]]", but without the slurry attitude and [[Obesity|bigger body type]], and the fact that his name was NOT really Larry and that he was never in reality a Cable Guy. Still, he was good at voicing Mater in Disney's "[[Wikipedia:Cars (film)|Cars]]".

But I digress. I'll call you tonight to set up our next day together, and any other new story ideas and topics. You mentioned that you were also on AIM (AOL Instant Messenger); we could have been text-talking on that instead of waiting for my YIM to be Mr. Fickle-to-Install this whole time. Still, we learn.

I'll TTYL. Have a good and safe day. 
Love and Peace, 
Christian.}}

;March 7

{{quotebox|Right after I sent the last e-mail, I did my work; checking the AV cables and the power on my VCR; yeah, the power supply or the motherboard got fried or something during that power failure a couple months ago; it would not come back on at all, even when plugged in again and again. So I re-routed the cable and the AV to go through my DVD Burner; I can record the two "[[Wikipedia:Merlin (TV series)|Merlin]]" episodes onto a blank DVD-R, which I have plenty of those.

Also, I had a VHS in the VCR, so I had to play surgeon with my phillips screwdriver and a pair of tweezers to remove the VHS, very carefully. I succeeded in the removal, then I put the VCR back together the way it was; I will most likely be taking it, and its remote control, to a Goodwill, where their tech people can try to get the VCR operational again, then sell it to someone else. I tell you, I have taken apart a few of my old game consoles, and I took a PC Upgrading course at [[PVCC]]; you would be amazed how the inside of those wonders of technology would look. The VCR was a new one to me today; I had no idea it literally lifted up the back flap of a VHS, then pulled the tape towards the reading mechanisms. I always thought the VHS went directly downward onto the reading parts; I never thought it would lift up that flap part.

Technology is amazing.

Anyway, I got to warm up something to eat. I'll call you tonight. Stay safe.

Love and Peace, 
Christian.}}

(Concluded in [[Wallflower E-mails 3]])

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CWC Blog

2010-11-30T06:58:57Z

RudiganRex: /* 29 November 2009 */

__NOTOC__
{{Honest}}

The '''CWC Blog''' or '''Captain's Log''' (no relation to [[Captain's Log|the video logs]]) section of [[CWCipedia]] was where Chris told the world about his goings-on when he's too lazy to fire up his [[PSEye]] and do a proper [[YouTube]] video, from [[August 2009]] to [[May 2010]]. And given how much time his fat ass was plopped in front of his [[PS3]], that's extraordinarily lazy.

Chris hardly used this section of the CWCipedia in its early days. The only message in this section for months was a post about some HONEST TRUTHS regarding trolls, merchandising, and his [[homos|straightness]]. But usage of this section started heating up after [[Kacey]] left him and his copyright was challenged. He began to post some updates about his copyright situation, about trying to work with [[Vivian Gee]] to get a cut of the money she earned through her [[Audiobooks]], and to give excuses for why he once again hasn't gotten around to scribbling out his [[Sonichu (comic)|shit comic]]. He's likely using this section in an attempt to show the world that he does such [[Father Call|HARD WORK]] on the comic in order to win the [[China|respect]] of Kacey or possibly other future [[sweethearts]].

The headings of the following entries are dated in Chris's time zone, though the times and dates that appear at the end of each blog post are inserted by the wiki and are in Central European Time, so they may reflect a date different from Chris's viewpoint.

==August 2009==

===24 August 2009===

I wish to make a few points of [[Honest Truth]] here.

1. THERE ARE NO OFFICIAL [[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]] or [[Rosechu|ROSECHU]] MERCHANDISE YET. I WAS NEVER AT THE OTAKON. [[CChanSonichuCWC|The guy in the Brown Stripes]] claiming to be me is [[Ian Brandon Anderson|An Impostor]] and A Poser. DO NOT BUY ANYTHING UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD ON THE "CAPTAIN'S LOG" Personally that it would be Official and Legitimate.

2. Ignore ALL [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"Videos" portraying me in a Wrong Sense]], ESPECIALLY IF IT IS NOT on MY TRUE YouTube Account, '''ChristianWChandler'''.

3. I have called myself a [[trolls|Troll]], because I am Trolling my Trolls Back, so in a Sense, I, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], am a Troll, but I am NOT A TROLL to any and all [[True_and_Loyal_Fanbase|Honest, True People]].

4. "It Is Okay To Be [[naive|STUPID]] Sometimes"; It Is Not Okay To Be [[homos|Homosexual]] and Boast About it as well. BUT I will personally Not Judge one or Separate any individual People as such; I am cool with being Friends with the homosexuals. BUT LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR, AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY QUESTIONS AFTER I HAVE MADE IT CLEAR SOO MANY TIMES,

5. '''I, Christopher Christian Weston Chandler [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|AM STRAIGHT]].'''

6. I can work faster with '''Good, Honest [[Show_RESPECT_to_me%2C_"C"CWC|R-E-S-P-E-C-T]]'''. "Find out what it means to me."

Have good faith in me, and the True, Good and Loyal amongst you all shall be rewarded.

I am Working Hard on getting officially Paper-Published, with Official Sonichu, Rosechu and C.W.C. Merchandise that I will personally sign-off on to follow.

Have a good, safe day. Peace, --[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 21:27, 24 August 2009 (CEST)

==November 2009==

===19 November 2009===

[[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ONNIT]]!]]

I apologize, but I came up blank on today's page; I am working on it until I have the right idea in my head before I start drawing. But I wanted to make sure I do not leave the Cwcipedia unattended, so I am going to make the "Captian's Log" my Blog Spot (a Quote should only be a quote and not a blog entry).

When I have an update, I will post them here, with an archive; link listed below. If [[Slow-in-the-minds|I come up blank]] one day, I will make an update such as this, or start a new Cwcipedia page for a character or topic, in lieu of a comic page that day; this is a promise.

Other issues on my mind in [[Cwcville]] are a video introducing Sonichu to the companies (it may be a two-part video), with advising guidelines provided generously by [[Vivian]], which I deeply appreciate and will use for the script of the video. Thank you, Vivian.

Trolls have been a pain to me in the past, but I will have them all know that their attacks, be they via hurtful phone calls, e-mail or snail-mail, in no way affect me emotionally or mentally. So they can take that and go Get A Life.

I have brought up the new [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag Mailbag] page to the Portal, because these inputs have been brought to my attention, so I will offer personal individual replies to each new set of messages once a week, although I would prefer e-mails to my personal e-mail address, or you may direct your questions to cwcipedia@virginia.usa.com so they would be added to the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag Mailbag] alternatively.

Thank you all for your good and honest patience, faith and patronage.

Have a good and safe day

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 01:29, 20 November 2009 (CET)

===Audiobooks and Videobooks===
*''This message was left at the bottom of the Captain's log space on 19 November and remained there until 25 November, at which point it was given its own page.''

Attention, for all those who have purchased the [[Audiobooks|"Sonichu Audiobook DVD"]], please Direct ALL questions, comments and complaints to the owner of this youtube account, http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#grid/user/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1, Vivian Gee at her e-mail address, starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, in the past disproved her [[parody|parodic]] and flawed audiobooks and her DVD creations and sales. But due to the [[Chris and Anger|Peace of Mind]] I have finally found, I am in talks with her to make her DVDs an Official Sonichu Merchandise Item with my Approval and a few tweaks, of course.

While I can honestly relate to the content of her Audiobooks, I am not personally responsible for their original creation. To view [[Videobooks|MY Audiobook Readings]], visit the Videobooks section of this website, CWC's Sonichu Site, A.K.A, Cwcipedia.

Thank you all for your continued patronage and support. And please encourage Vivian to come in agreement with me not only for better, and Personally Approved, Audiobook DVDs, but for a better chance for Official Sonichu Merchandise to come sooner.

Again, Vivian's e-mail is starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

===20 November 2009===

Page 81 is drawn, colored, edited and up. For the page, let me offer my personal commentary. [[autism|I hit the block]] yesterday, because I realized that [[Liquid_Chris#In_the_comic|"Chris"]] was originally planned for [[Giovanni]]'s blackmail deal; "Proclaim obedience and control of the city to "Chris", or [[Rosechu]] will die." I later remembered [[Reldnahc]], so I put him in that situation instead.

Upon reflection, I feel this is a better story plot, because Naitsirhc is of more close connection to Giovanni than "Chris" was, plus it gave me the chance to start the link between him and the Devils at "[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]]".

Also, let me elaborate, without a plan, it takes me longer to think of what I want to draw and how to draw the scenarios and characters onto the page. But when I have the idea, the roll starts, and the page is drawn. Drawing a page at its best takes an hour at the most, then the coloring takes about half an hour, unless I have a new character on the page and have to choose the color-scheme for that character.

With this page-a-day flow, don't be surprised if more than one page shows up on the Cwcipedia in the same day. ;) But I take my time in thinking, drawing, coloring and all that.

Have a good and safe day,

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 02:33, 21 November 2009 (CET)

===23 November 2009===
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|right|The offending ads in question.]]
I have been busy looking up numbers to get in touch with the people of the videogame, toy, video, and comic industries to make the merchandise come to fruition. Today, I have created and am uploading 4 Videos introducing Sonichu to those people. Firstly, a Personal Presentation, followed by the Powerpoint Presentation. After each fully uploaded video, I will be adding them to the Sonichu Presentations page. Expect all the videos uploaded before midnight tonight and a new page or two tomorrow.

Stay Safe,

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:23, 24 November 2009 (CET)

P.S.

The following ads that have been displayed on this website, the [[Pickle|Mexico Contest]] and the (UGH!!!!) [[Homos|gay-rights ads]], will be edited (Mexico Contest) or Removed (gay-rights). I have Not approved EITHER ad before their arrival, and I have informed the sysop of this misdeed. GOD!!!

===25 November 2009===
I will be reading and answering the current set of fanmail in the Mailbag shortly after I upload today's page 86.

Considering tomorrow is Thanksgiving, I will make effort to draw 3 or 4 pages and upload them either then or Friday, depending on the time it comes to be upon completion of the goal number.

Also, I have been thinking, although all Sonichu "Merchandise" sold online in the past I have labeled false; I did that, because it came as a surprise to me then, I felt outraged appropriately (most everyone can relate to that; it's comparable to if Godzilla or Clover came to YOUR Metropolis and suddenly attacked your city). I realize now that even though it is still considerably Not Official, it all still is an homage to my creation. So I will make it clear to ALL those Vendors.

As long as it is NOT printed copies of my books' pages, or bootlegged copies of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|my "Christian Weston Chandler, Yep, I'm On T.V." DVD]], AND As Long As I am quoted on ALL websites' and vendors' locations as Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all of such, I, Christian Weston Chandler, approve of such merchandise from Day Forward. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, [[GameStop]], Best Buy, [[Wal-Mart]], etcetera and such.

I have spoken, and I wish everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving.

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 02:17, 26 November 2009 (CET)

===29 November 2009===

Here's the page for today. I had already explained that I was setting my mind on the mailbox reply yesterday, so that was yesterday's update.

Anyway, a couple of things. Firstly, this morning, I was asked to light the First of the four [[Wikipedia:Advent wreath|Advent Candles]] at my [[Wesley Methodist Church|Church]]. I felt delighted and honored, and I gave my best on reading the bible verse with the lighting. Everyone there praised me for my [[Autism|good reading]] and [[Speech impediment|speech quality]]; I felt good.

Second, a piece of sound advice I had thought of after I drew page 91 of the [[Sonichu 9|9th book]]. Back when I was in [[Manchester High School|high school]] during my Freshman year, during the time I was a Manager of the Varsity [[Basketball]] Team, I had a crush on [[Laura Dorazio|one of the cheerleaders]]. Among the whole group though, they all enjoyed my company and [[Random-access humor|good humor]]. Anyway, the cheerleader I had the crush on, she asked me if I had a crush on anyone; I answered [[honesty|honestly]]. Then she asked who. Blushing, I told her that I was crushing on her. She took some time to think about it, and she told me later that while [[Friend zone|she liked me as a friend]], [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|she did not see me as boyfriend material at the time]]. I later learned that she was Two Grades ahead of me. Live and Learn; at least I tried.

And with that, I encourage EVERYONE to date someone to hopefully make into a [[Sweetheart]] (with [[third date|eventual benefits]]). It is harder when you are a Freshman, so I'd wait until the Sophomore year before setting my sights on nearly every [[boyfriend-free girl|girl]] I [[pedo-glasses|saw]]. But as a Freshman, if you have your sights set on someone, and YOU KNOW that opposite-gender person is a Freshman too, I suggest looking up a role-model. A cool [[Joseph Herring|Junior]] or Seinor-Year student, and follow their example on asking others out (but with your own [[Sonichu medallion|personal flair and charm]]; do not totally copy your role-model).

And IF you know someone who is WITHOUT a Sweetheart in High School, Ladies and Gentlemen, HOOK THEM UP. And [[Hanna|DO NOT MAKE IT A JOKE]]; that is just Plain Mean and Cruel, and being Mean and Cruel is NOT Cool. And if it helps, think of it as Volunteer Work. Most people enjoy volunteering and helping, Even for an Assignment or Extra Credit. Such kindness and concern reflects you as a Better Person; not some random Shallow Loser, because it show that You Truly Care about others AND yourself.

I offer my blessings to every lucky sweetheart couple in High Schools everywhere. IT IS TRUE, you WOULD NEVER find anyone better than the significant other that you are with right now.

Stay Safe, and Stay In School.

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 04:39, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==December 2009==

===6 December 2009===

Just a note, I have just drawn the Two Final Pages for [[Sonichu 9|Book #9]], but I am short on time to color them both in before the night is over, but I will have Both Pages uploaded tomorrow. And to offer a foretaste, the Featured Picture for today is a preview of Page 100, mostly uncolored with my signature on it. And for tonight, I will answer the current set of letters in the Mailbag.

Also, I am certain that y'all have noticed the most UNwelcomed and UNapproved ads on, ugh!, [[homos]]exual stuff. As Everyone knows, I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not take kindly to such wrongful ads on this website. The one who hath done such a horrid crime was the one who hazes my comics and work, known as [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thaddius]]. Apparently, he is of European Citizenship, and donated some Euros and from such, took control over the adspace. He knows of my complaints and disapproval of these ads. To voice your complaints and opinions on this wrongdoing, you may e-mail him at '''jackthethadius@yahoo.com'''. As I work hard for my work, I also work towards the undoing of this crime on this, the One Official Sonichu and Rosechu Site, the Cwcipedia.

My advice to cope with this, is to hit F5 or Refresh until the adspace, on your screen, displays another ad that is not of that orientation.

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:23, 7 December 2009 (CET)

===7 December 2009===
[[Image:VaSinglesHomoAd.jpg|thumb|One of the many GOD DAMN F**IN' homo ads that has Chris begging EU citizens for free money.]]
''The text of this blog was posted underneath the update from 6 December, instead of replacing it.''

Continuing from yesterday, I have just uploaded the final two pages of the 9th Book. I will remain on schedule and draw the True First Page of [[Sonichu 10|Book #10]], which (spoiler) is the start to full extent of the dialogue which was left out, due to page and time constraint, on Page 99 of Book #9. Followed a few pages later after this by skipping forward to my to-dos me and the others have to do in and around Cwcville. Then a few more pages later, it will sync-up with the preview 8 pages.

Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' Homo Ads MUST BE GONE! A good start to this process is to contact the current "AdMaster", Jack Thaddius, at '''jackthethadius@yahoo.com'''. And for the time being, hit F5 or Refresh to avoid seeing those ads.

And the Biggest and Best Step to remove the ads, I must humbly ask my Good, Kind and Loyal European Fans of.

Firstly, like [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], as a noble leader, I would not ask one to do anything that I am fully capable of doing myself. The main webmaster of the Cwcipdedia, the SysOp, resides in the European Area, and requires donations to keep the webhost space reserved for this one website. I am a citizen of the United States of America alone at this time, and legally, due to international banking laws, he can only accept donations from citizens of the European Union at this time. That S.O.B., Jack, apparently is a citizen of BOTH the U.S. and Europe. I, personally, have inquired upon donating from my funds, but unfortunately, as the SysOp told me, it is not possible with the law.

So, my European Fans, I ask you, to [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Donations Donate], not only to help keep up this, the Original Official Sonichu Site up, but to remove the horrid homo ads Jack has grossly placed. As my personal thanks to each of you who donate in the European Area, ONLY along with the Valid Donation(s) to the SysOp, if you include your legal name and address, that information will be relayed to me via e-mail from the SysOp, and I will personally snail-mail a hand-written thank you letter and an autographed drawing.

Thank You, and God Bless You, True, Loyal and Kind-Hearted People,

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 01:56, 8 December 2009 (CET)

===13 December 2009===
I apologize for the lack of pages today, but I had a number of chores to do for my family today, so to make up for it, I will be typing up [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|a '''New Sonichu and Rosechu Story''', their Christmas Special]] which I promise to draw up alongside the current pages starting on tomorrow, the 14th. So, I will be typing it up right after I answer today's Mailbag, and I will add the link to it under this C-Log, as well as in the Portal.

Thank you for your Loaylty and Patience.

[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 04:06, 14 December 2009 (CET)

===16 December 2009===
Just a couple of things today, I have to go on a road trip to visit my relatives, so no new pages will be uploaded today only, but instead, I will be creating [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|the page that sorts out Fact from Fiction]] from that God D*** [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page that has plagued me since November of [[2007]].

Aside from that, I apologize from lack of other things, aside from the two new pages from the update just before I started typing in this C-Log entry, but my [[computer]] picked up a virus from a pop-up ad while I was updating. It made me had to restart my PC, and it had trouble restarting, so I had to restore it. Thank God it maintained most of the programs and All my files it had.

Thank you again for your Loyalty and Patience.

Have a Safe and Good Day,

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 09:01, 16 December 2009 (CET)

===17 December 2009===
I have enjoyed the trip to visit my Aunt and Uncle with my family; it was nice and pleasant. Unfortunately, I felt drowzy shortly after returning home, so I turned early. I apologize for that. I got up this morning, had coffee with [[Bob|my dad]], did some cleaning around the house, then pop needed me to run a few errands with him; important documents, personal verification of such and all. I went straight to the Cwcipedia to type up [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|the Revised ED Page Text]] of which I went through during my trip yesterday. I do not have enough time to upload a page today, but I will return shortly later to answer more fanmail.

Again, my apologies.

Stay Safe,

===ModNation Addendum===

''(The following was added an hour and a half after the original post)''

Also, This Just In, I have FINALLY been able to redeem my Voucher code for the [[ModNation Racers|'''ModNation Racers Beta''']] that I got with the G.O.T.Y. [[LittleBiGPlanet]] disc, and it is being downloaded now. This weekend, during my off-time aside from the drawing and Cwcipedia time, I will be learning about its ins-and-outs and eventually (hopefully by the end of the weekend) '''create the [[CWCville|Cwcville City]] [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|Racetrack]].'''

Also, I will be receiving a second voucher code for the same Beta, and I am feeling generous. The First PS3 Owner with a Trophy Level of 8 or more to send me a message with "Cwcville City Track" in the Subject Line before Friday, December 18 at 6:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time, will receive the code after I get it in my e-mail. My [[PSN]] ID IS '''Sonichu''', and the code will be sent over the Playstation Network in reply to the message received. Good Luck!

And Good Luck on beating me on the Online Tracks in the City of Cwcville, VA!

Stay Safe,

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:26, 18 December 2009 (CET)

===19 December 2009===
Now, I'm back in the swing of drawing pages; I have just uploaded the two pages for today.

Also, I have the Voucher Code for the ModNation Racers Beta (for being a [[Wikipedia:Qore|Qore]] Subscriber), but unfortunately I had not received any messages on the PSN from anyone, so I will revise the details. AGAIN, '''send me a message with ''"Cwcville City Track"'' in the Subject Line before Monday, December 21 at 6:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time,''' but '''it is now OPEN TO ALL WITH A PLAYSTATION 3 and a PSN Account; NO Trophy Level required.''' I will send the code to the '''10th message received''' on my PSN, and that individual will receive the code in a reply to their message '''over the Playstation Network'''. My PSN ID IS '''Sonichu'''. Good Luck!

And Good Luck on beating me on the Online Tracks in the City of Cwcville, VA!

Also, check out the [[Art|Original CCWC Art]] page for the first 7 of a number of In-Game Photos from ModNation Racers of my Character(s) and My Car(s) and the Track(s), including the Cwcville Track I am working on. I have the map drawn on paper; all I have to do now is to familiarize myself with all the track creation options and details so I can make this track at its currently available best (Beta-Wise).

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:07, 19 December 2009 (CET)

===20 December 2009===
Firstly, I apologize for not uploading any new pages yesterday or today; I have just been hit with TWO FEET of Snow. While I was drawing a page, I had a 2-second blackout; my PC was on before the blackout. Later, when I went to my PC to turn it back on, it screwed up on me, like the recent event with the found virus software of which I had explained in an earlier C-Log. Anyway, it took me longer to get my PC back up, but now I am back up, and I will upload Six Pages tomorrow.

[[Image:Clyde_billboard_04.jpg|thumb|I am straight! Everybody hangs out in a gay bar sometimes! It's perfectly normal!]]
Onto another issue that has come to my attention, as I have also stated in my new [[YouTube]] video along with what I have just explained, The Troll, [[Clyde Cash]], apparently has [[20_December_2009|uploaded one of his Photoshopped images with my image]] cropped into some strange situation, where he is trying to smear my good name again, onto this website where the image is being displayed on a billboard in New York City. '''DO NOT BELIEVE THE BILLBOARD IMAGE; I AM STRAIGHT; THAT IS JUST CLYDE CASH TRYING TO FRAME ME AGAIN.'''

In any case, tonight, I will be answering Two Mailbag Sets, and responding to ALL current messages regarding the billboard thing (D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash) as well.

Also, The ModNation Cwcville City Track is still under construction; it will be uploaded before Christmas Day.

Thank you for your support and kindness.

Have a Merry and Safe Christmas and Holidays.

--ChrisChanSonichu 05:36, 21 December 2009 (CET)

===28 December 2009===
Well, at least I accomplished ONE improvement on the Cwcipedia; no offensive Ads. And To [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thaddius]], who is still being an annoying son of a b****, '''I have got out of my Closet of [[Autism]] LONG AGO, and I Stayed Straight. YOU Get Out Of YOUR Closet and Go Into F***ing Scientology.''' I say that in response to the ad he somehow placed next to the Introduction Icon; NO AD BELONGS THERE, and '''That Ad is of NO association with me, the Cwcipedia website, and all things Sonichu and Rosechu.'''

**Update: I have found the tweak and fixed the problem; '''[[My Coke Rewards|Coca Cola]] is a Product that [[Obesity|I enjoy]], and I am Proud to be Associated With their products with the Ad I replaced Jack's Misdeed with.''' '''V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! FOR C-W-C!!!'''

Moving on, since apparently there was a Twitter Feed placed on the Mailbox Zero page, which I have removed and moved to the [[Twitter]] page, I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box. My Username is '''CWCSonichu'''; Do Not Give Attention to ALL Other Usernames in the '''Sonichu''' Twitter Feed who claim or pretend to be me, and GIVE NO ATTENTION WHATSOEVER to '''ClydeCash''' or '''Jack Thaddius''', who both have their own Twitter accounts (Make Both Jack and Clyde BANNED from Twitter, please).

And let me make it clear again, '''I''', Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, USA, '''Do Not support the Gay Lifestyle'''; what they do behind closed doors is their own business alone, and I have no care about it, and they have their own rights as the next person with due respect(s). '''I am Striaght, PERIOD!''' And with the Facts that Both of them not Only are Annoying DumbAsses to me, but They Both give their own Gay Men a Worse Name than they already have, '''Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddius BOTH Should commit Suicide, Die and Rot In Hell.''' As I have already stated loudly in my recent Y.T. video.

I have spoken for now. Shorter updates from me as '''CWCSonichu''' will come in on the Sonichu [[Twitter]] Feed.

Thank You for your loyalty to my Sonichu and Rosechu stories and franchise and Positive Encouragement to Ignore the Ill-Mislabeling Trolls.

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 18:19, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==January 2010==

===1 January 2010===
[[Image:CWCsTRUEandHONESTads.jpg|thumb|The "ads" Chris put up in retaliation to [[Jack Thaddeus]].]]
Captain's Log, Stardate: January 1, 2010
I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another Mailbag or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so as Captain of this website vessel.

'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''

Thank you for your full support; have a good and safe day,

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:06, 2 January 2010 (CET)

See below as these are some functions I fully support and will be placing around the site...

===7 January 2010===
Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, [[Chris and his Ego|in addition to it being my Birthday]]. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday.

And that is my thought not only for today, but my thought for Years.

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:09, 8 January 2010 (CET)

===12 January 2010===
Having finally logged back in, I am copying and pasting my Twitters into this C-Log.

Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within Cwcville, yet gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And [[Magi-Chan]] will stay out of those people's heads under my request.

Second, I am aware of the reasons of the Trio of individuals who are behind the Hideous Asperpedia of WHY they are tormenting me like this. If they will Read the following, or if anyone will relay, I will make amends towards them.

To [[Alec]]: You have NO RIGHT in drawing MY characters in your comics, because I have specifically spoke AGAINST IT, and you DARE to copy and paste my response and STRIKE AND ADD IN ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! [[Chris and hypocrisy|I admit I have done that]] in some Mailbag letters, and I apologize for that, but I did that sometimes, because I felt offended by some of their content. I would appreciate it if you would just give up your game, remove all the ads on MY Cwcipedia, and just move on. YOU HAVE your own life in Minnesota at your Amtrak; Quit Messing Up My Life, or I WILL come after you.

To [[Evan George]]: I offered to make [[Simonchu]] and [[Simonla]] Brother and Sister, yet you continue on to give me grief and hateThe offer was reasonable, so the two can be Separate, Individual Characters. I would appreciate it if you quit hating me, accept the brother/sister plan, and Let It Go.

To [[Sean]]: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, [[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon.[[Bill the Scientist|Bill]] is [[Simonla#Death|still working within Giovanni's Laboratory]], I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around Blake. The [[Boulder Dropping Whale|WAILORD]] who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle who Yawned]] are ONLY Individual characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.

And to all those who I offended about the talk with [[Aspergers]], I apologize. I have nothing AGAINST any individual with Aspergers, and I promise to not be mean, but nice, to them and all other individuals. So, Please, to everyone, let's move on peacefully and live our lives well.

Thank You.

--ChrisChanSonichu 05:07, 13 January 2010 (CET)

===14 January 2010===

Firstly, '''I, Christian Weston Chandler, Have NO alliance or anything like that Whatsoever with [[Alec Benson Leary]] or his D***ED [[Asperchu]]!!!'''

Second, HE is DOING ME Wrong by Buying Jack Thaddius out on MY Adspace and posting NOT ONLY Wrongful Ads leading to his C***FEST of a website, but OFFENSIVE PORN ADS like Jack had done before. I ask you, '''If Alec is so great, WHY WOULD HE DRAG THE CWCIPEDIA THROUGH THE MUD LIKE JACK DID?!'''

[[Lie|Alec Is A TROLL]]. To ask to REMOVE the ads from the Cwcipedia, send all inquiries to albasperchu@live.com.

And AGAIN, '''I have NO association with Alec Whatsoever, He is using MY Characters Wrongfully, and Asperchu is NOT MINE, and [[Asperchu#Chris on Asperchu|I COULD NOT CARE ANY LESS ABOUT THAT RETARDED CHARACTER]]!!!'''

Aside from that, Stay Safe, and Have a good day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 06:10, 14 January 2010 (CET)

===19 January 2009===
After careful research and reading, I have felt inspired for ten new pages, plus a few more to wrap up this plot. So today, I present my '''12-Page Explosion'''; I have uploaded the total of 12 new pages just now. Also, there is one good explosion on one page. Enjoy that and the following.

'''I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever''', but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and [[Mitch Sonichu|Extreme Electric Makeover]] as a template. [[Chris and reality|He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him '''Mitch Sonichu''']].

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 11:44, 19 January 2010 (CET)

=== 25 January 2010 ===
I apologize for not being online for a few days, but I have just uploaded 8 new pages; I will answer another mailbag shortly after making a few more updates; will be creating satisfactory character pages tonight; also, with the recent number of pages, I took a shot at drawing and coloring 5 pages a day; obviously with [[PS3|real life events]] and [[Mass debating|whatnot]], it was too much to ask, so I will get back into the swing of things with 2 or 3 pages a day like before; I appreciate the paitience of the true and loyal; thank you all very much you can take a lesson at being a True Sonichu Fan from Rad and his group I mentioned in a recent YouTube video; check out his song he wrote and composed for me; Rad and his group will have their own page on the Cwcipedia as '''Most Honored and Loyal Sonichu Fan Group'''.
Stay Safe, and have a good day.

(Copied from my most recent Twitters)

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 21:08, 25 January 2010 (CET)

=== 30 January 2010 ===
Well, last night, I have uploaded 6 more pages, and just now I have added a NEW Mailbag of my own with inputs from True Sonichu Fans on a Forum I've just learned about. This is [[Mailbag 50]]; I put this together, so YOU ALL can LEARN how to BETTER PHRASE your letters so I can feel Less Enticed into [[Stress]]ing Out and having to Reply Derogatory as in the recent bunches of Mailbags beforehand. With that, I promise to improve my behavior on that for the better, but you all have to help me out too.

Also, I have uploaded [[29 January 2010|a new video of apology]]; it is a current featured video below.

You all Stay Safe, and have a good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 18:10, 30 January 2010 (CET)

==February 2010==
===2 February 2010===
**Also, if you are just as offended as I am for the Ads Asperpedia's [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=User:Mao Mao "Bamboo" Ling] has been putting up wrongfully on the [[Cwcipedia]], Feel Free to e-mail ALL your complaints personally to him at '''mao@hsienko.com'''. Give him Hell to Pay.

Stay Safe, and have a good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 19:00, 2 February 2010 (CET)

===14 February 2010===
Happy Valentines Day, Y'all

It has been crazy with the up and down-times with the [[Cwcipedia]] and whatnot. But no more. Currently, I am still drawing and coloring (mostly drawing though) the pages, and I think y'all will be satisfied with the finished [[Sonichu 10|10th Book]]. I will upload ALL remaining pages of that book, plus some for [[Sonichu 11|Book 11]] on the 24th (Look Forward to that). Also, to note, I will also be continuing the [[A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas|Christmas Special]] in the second or third part of the 12th book.

In the meantime, I will continue to daily update the Cwcipedia with answering the Mailbags and adding a new Character Bio Page to the site per day. Most of which will be short but sweet.

Also, thanks to Mr. [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thaddius]], I now have a lighter view on [[homos|homosexual people]], and with that, I respectfully retract my past reply to one Mailbag letter, and I say, [[Mailbag_49#Chris_loves_his_country|"'''Power to the Gays in the Army'''"]].

And currently, my [[The Wallflower|girl friend]] and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and [[Mailbag_31#In_which_Chris_crosses_yet_another_line|not make me feel intruded]] by inquiring constantly.

'''Keep All Mailbag Questions LIMITED ONLY to topics of the Cwcipedia, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], my Comics, Cwcville, and Myself.''' Any questions not on those topics, although read, will all receive a [[Mailbag 52|neutral response]] or none at all.

Thank you all for your loyalty and patience, and have a good and safe day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 01:44, 15 February 2010 (CET)
==March 2010==
===10 March 2010===
LOOK, Just because I don't update as often as I should, or draw/color as much, does not give any one of you the right to torture the hell out of me. I was Happy. I was At Peace. But NO, SOMEONE among the Trolls among those of You All would Just Not Let Me Be.

I have been in a number of moments of finding peace and losing it later, because YOU damn trolls won't leave me be. And even the Impatient Fans; Honest, True and Loyal as you all may be, you all are part to blame in this as well. Y'all are mostly immature people who have no lives of your own. Y'all don't want me to have a Life Of My Own; Y'all don't want me to find Long-Term Peace and Happiness for myself. Y'all don't want me to Find and Keep Sweet True Love for myself. You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to be; True Love is NOT Illegal in the [[United States of America]], INCLUDING [[Virginia]]. Because you all are so self-absorbed in yourselves, spoiled, and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and art MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug greedy, impatient, unloved and corrupted people.

And your misdeeds only lead to Heartbreaks and Heartaches upon Me... They Really Hurt.

I have let you who have dared to do what you wanted to bully and torture me emotionally, but when YOU BULLY THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT WITH DAMNED PAGES THAT MAKE THEM LOOK AS STUPID AS ME, LEADING TO PREMATURE DEATHS, [[The Wallflower|BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME]], AND JUST PLAIN EMOTIONAL DAMAGE AND EMBARRASSMENTS, '''YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!!'''

Leave My Friends and Family Out Of the Online Hazings and Hatred; I, Christian Weston Chandler, Am Your Main Target. BE A HUMAN AND COME AT ME DIRECTLY!!!

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 01:45, 11 March 2010 (CET)

I have been in a number of moments of finding peace and losing it later, because YOU damn trolls won't leave me be. And even the Impatient Fans; Honest, True and Loyal as you all may be, you all are part to blame in this as well. Y'all are mostly immature people who have no lives of your own. Y'all don't want me to have a Life Of My Own; Y'all don't want me to find Long-Term Peace and Happiness for myself. Y'all don't want me to Find and Keep Sweet True Love for myself. You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed Mary Lee Walsh to be; True Love is NOT Illegal in the United States of America, INCLUDING Virginia. Because you all are so self-absorbed in yourselves, spoiled, and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and art MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug greedy, impatient, unloved and corrupted people.

And your misdeeds only lead to Heartbreaks and Heartaches upon Me... They Really Hurt.

„

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:03, 11 March 2010 (CET)

“
And another thing, I have Never been Really Sure on the whole making [[money]] thing, or of any other aspirations. I originally started the whole Sonichu thing for fun. NOW it is being pressured onto me like as if it was a Job. I am sick and tired of it feeling like a Job; I want it to go back to being Fun For Me, and for that, I need to do things at my own pace on my own time. I have the right to create other projects or resume past ones on A.D.D.-Like Impulses.

The stories WILL Continue; [[Book10Replacement|I WILL change the final few pages of Book 10 to be more appropriate for most people]]; I WILL Update this website time and time again.

I understand that I have lost a lot of "fans" due to "lack of new content", but THOSE PEOPLE are among the People I am most annoyed with in my one-paragraph rant above. I am tired of trying to please MILLIONS; what matters to me is caring and pleasing the local few around me who I truly and deeply care about.

With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested [[CWCki]] to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life" and "[[Sweethearts]], [[heartsweets]] and [[gal-pals]]" Categories. '''I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the [[Cogsdev|Webmaster]] of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me.'''

''Note: Chris would later amend the bolded portion of the above entry. See the 14 March entry for details.''

===14 March 2010===

I have made observation [[The Wallflower|that One page]] that was of a current woman friend of mine has been deleted and changed appropriately to a page of a different title and respective keeping-anonymous description.

This is good for a Start, and that main portion has been met.

BUT, there is MORE to be done. I WANT the webmaster of the CWCki to do the same for the other following people I care about:

'''-[[Megan Schroeder]]'''

'''-[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'''

'''-[[Anna McLerran]]'''

'''-[[Joshua Martinez]]'''

'''-[[Laura Dorazio]]'''

'''-[[Kellie Andes]]'''

'''-[[Tiffany Gowen]]'''

'''-[[Joseph Herring]]'''

'''-[[PandaHalo|Sarah Cassandra McKenzie (PandaHalo)]]'''

'''-[[Ivy|Ivy O'Neil]]'''

'''-[[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]]'''

[[Image:YouDieTodayBitch.PNG|thumb|Chris considers Vivian to be a true Gal-Pal.]]
'''-[[Vivian Gee]] is a [[Gal-Pal]]; Please Relocate the link(s) to her page as such.'''

'''-[[Sarah Jackson]]'''

'''-[[Two's_company_snapshots|Faeryn (A.K.A. the "Hambeast")]]'''

'''-**[[Chandler_Family_Tree|ALL OF MY RELATIVES AND FAMILY]]**'''

'''-[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'''

I would like this done before 11:59 PM of March 31, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, or there WILL be trouble personally from me.

* To Anna McLerran, I would personally like to extend my humble apologies for offending her, along with a lot of homosexual people, in any form with my past but now dead angst against the gays.

The Homosexuals are okay people too.

To everyone, I wish you all a safe and good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:04, 14 March 2010 (CET)

''Note: While posting this update, Chris also altered the ending of the 10 March 2010 entry. He replaced the bolded portion at the end of that entry with the following:''

As I have updated in the C-Log, a page that has caused chaos the past few days has been deleted and changed to something more anonymous, and that is good, for a start. I have listed the other pages of people I care about on the CWCki I would like to see similar, if not same, treatment. The deadline is March 31, 2010, 11:59 PM, Easter Standard Time. Do it, or there WILL be trouble. [[Death threats|I am Armed after all]].

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:09, 14 March 2010 (CET)

===19 March 2010===

''The following entry was posted by one of the [[Asperpedia]] Four after the Sysop gave control to the CWCipedia to [[Mao]]. It was never posted by Chris.''

I, Christian Weston "Ricardo" Chandler am currently looking for a [[Homos|Sweet Joy Boy]] to make into my heartsweet. If you are male, Gay and interested to be the One Person to Steal my virgintfy, please contact me. I NEED YOU!

--ChrisChanSonichu 18:37, 19 March 2010 (CET), [[Chris and sex|VERY HORNY]]

''The CWC Blog page was also replaced with the following log:''

I, Christopher "Christian" Weston "Ricardo" "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" Chandler, am Gay. Don't doubt me.

Have a good, safe day. Peace, --ChrisChanSonichu 21:27, 24 August 2009 (CEST)

==April 2010==

=== 9 April 2010 ===

Spacing myself from the [[internet]] and all online nuisances, I am finding a better sense of peace. I am still drawing my pages, story arcs and all that. Such updates will appear on the Cwcipedia soon. You all have a good and safe day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:58, 10 April 2010 (CEST)

=== 24 April 2010 ===
[[File:SchuComic11P32Troll.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu 11]]'s best page.]]
I deeply apologize for the few updates. My [[computers|PC]] has been on having some virus issues and I currently can not log into my account; however, I have completed [[Issue 11]] and I hope y'all are looking forward to the Reboot on Issue 12 that will come very shortly. Thank y'all for your patience.

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:58, 24 April 2010 (CEST)

''Note: This update was actually added by Chris's sysop's account. The uploaded pages of [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu #11]] that she put up were all troll-created pages telling the story of the deaths of [[Sonichu]]'s and [[Wild]]'s children, Sonichu's divorce and Wild's violent suicide. It is unquestionably the best [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] story ever.''

=== 26 April 2010 ===

The recent "update" and "new pages" were NOT of my own personal drawing or approval. It is obvious who has done this, but [[Vivian Gee|she]] has to understand that ONLY I have the Full Understanding of ALL Personality Aspects OR Plot Lines that are and will be put into the future pages of the comic. What she has done unto me recently which I have personally undone, [[Chris and his Ego|was a traitorous mutiny]], and while I DO NOT appreciate it one bit, I will forgive her this time. I only ask for NO SUCH CHANGES to be made in the future AT ALL TIMES WITHOUT MY APPROVAL.

Spacing myself from the internet and all online nuisances, I am finding a better sense of peace. I am still drawing my pages, story arcs and all that. OFFICIAL updates From My Own Hands will appear on the Cwcipedia soon. You all have a good and safe day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 09:02, 26 April 2010 (CEST)

''Note: Chris replaced the second paragraph about 45 minutes later with the following:''

[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|Sadly, Chris hid the awesome pages with these.]]
**Actually, I have just been informed that the SysOp ONLY uploaded the images; someone else drew them. And in any case, NONE OF THOSE PAGES, which have been tastefully replaced with a temporary image (until when I draw the REAL pages to go in their place).
And to MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR IN THE SCENARIOS OF MY COMICS...
 -NONE OF THE CHILDREN, Robbie, Cera, Christine or Sandy, are dead; They are ALL Still Alive and will go on to live safely and healthily.
 -The Drawing Style... REALLY? REALLY? WHO THE F*** CAN NOT SEE THAT DRAWING/COLORING STYLE WAS [[Chris and art|NOT MY OWN IN COMPARISON TO MY PAST HAND-DRAWINGS]]?
 -Aside from the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|LEAKED Adult Drawings I did in my past]] that my Trolls continue to mock me with (and are being IGNORED), I WOULD NEVER ALLOW ANY PRIVATE PARTS TO BE PORTRAYED ANYWHERE ON THE CWCIPEDIA AT ALL TIMES.

**SEE, between the INTERNET STRESS I have got between the Trolls and Past Relations AFTER I found that D***ed [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Page, it really tears me up. Spacing myself from the internet and all online nuisances, I am looking find a better sense of peace and tranquility, AND a GIRLFRIEND to make into my SWEETHEART, Avoiding The "[[Friend Zone]]", And [[Fuck Quest|YES, Even to F***]]!!!.

[[Lies|I am still drawing my pages, story arcs, Editing most PAST Pages that make only a mockery of me and my Real Friends and Presenting My Side of the True Stories and all. OFFICIAL updates From My Own Hands will appear on the Cwcipedia soon.]] You all have a good and safe day.

==May 2010==

=== 14 May 2010 ===

Hello, my name is Daria Camacho. I am helping Chris out by maintaining the CWCipedia while he is on hiatus. I have noticed that he is very sad and depressed and that he is much too [[stress]]ed to help maintain the CWCipedia. This is why I was sought out to help with the day to day on the CWCipedia. Rest easy, Sonichu Fans as I will make sure when Chris returns, the CWCipedia will be at tip-top shape!

''Note: As stated, this was added by DariaCamacho, the CWCipedia's new "Fan Manager", who had apparently been given access to the site in order to keep it running smoothly until Chris returns. Given that Chris reverted many of her edits, it's likely he was not told of her coming in advance.''

=== 26 May 2010 ===

''Note: Chris is talking about [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 this GameFAQs thread of his] about the "Mystery Mods" for [[ModNation Racers]], freebie codes that unlock random characters in the games.''

I have Kratos/Gopher and Nathan Drake/Lil Tinker.

Also, I stand corrected on the past Topic where I tried to predict on the Mystery Mods matching the respective others I posted onto GameFAQs over a month ago.

It sucks that my Self-Mod, Sonichu Kart and Cwcville Tracks were Lost from the ModNation Server sometime after the end of the Beta. I have recreated the Mod and Kart from the Beta photos I took months ago. And I will recreate the Cwcville Track in due time after I've unlocked all of the remaining pieces, so I can make it better and more accurate than it was before.

Anyway, I still need the Ratchet/Clank and Nukular Karts/Mods with Cowboy and Mouse Trap Karts/Mods from Amazon and Game Crazy, respectively.

Send me the codes over the PSN in a message to my PSN, "Sonichu". Within Five Days of sending the codes on your half, I will attempt to redeem them. Within the time after successful redemption, I will reward an Activated code for $10 on the [[PSN]] fresh from the card for each code. And Please specify which Main Character the code you're sending is for.

Ratchet and Clank Nukular

This offer will be in effect until June 16, 2010, so Please Hurry, and Thank you.

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler PSN ID: Sonichu

==June 2010==

=== 4 June 2010 ===

''Note: This was a trolling attempt.''

I am currently in the process of taking back MY CWCipedia from the trolls. Do not believe anything they say. I am currently being stressed out from you obsessive Autistic Fans and you D*** Trolls messing up my life. I will continue when inspiration comes back.
 Feel free to send me things at: 412 Pollock St, Richmond, VA, United States. (Please do not send things to my old address, I have moved.)
The more things I receive, the Stronger I Feel my inspiration will return. Love and Peace, Christian W. Chandler
 Also, thank you Iori for sending me the DSi. Another thank you to Claire from Oregon for gifting me a PSPgo. I hope you two lovely ladies are free. <3 <3 <3

==See also==
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[Mailbag]]
*[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]
==External links==
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page External link to the main page of the archived CWCipedia, where the latest blog post is featured]
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWC_Blog The CWC Blog archive]
{{CWCipedia}}
[[Category:CWCipedia]]

CWC Blog

2010-11-30T06:57:52Z

RudiganRex: /* 29 November 2009 */

__NOTOC__
{{Honest}}

The '''CWC Blog''' or '''Captain's Log''' (no relation to [[Captain's Log|the video logs]]) section of [[CWCipedia]] was where Chris told the world about his goings-on when he's too lazy to fire up his [[PSEye]] and do a proper [[YouTube]] video, from [[August 2009]] to [[May 2010]]. And given how much time his fat ass was plopped in front of his [[PS3]], that's extraordinarily lazy.

Chris hardly used this section of the CWCipedia in its early days. The only message in this section for months was a post about some HONEST TRUTHS regarding trolls, merchandising, and his [[homos|straightness]]. But usage of this section started heating up after [[Kacey]] left him and his copyright was challenged. He began to post some updates about his copyright situation, about trying to work with [[Vivian Gee]] to get a cut of the money she earned through her [[Audiobooks]], and to give excuses for why he once again hasn't gotten around to scribbling out his [[Sonichu (comic)|shit comic]]. He's likely using this section in an attempt to show the world that he does such [[Father Call|HARD WORK]] on the comic in order to win the [[China|respect]] of Kacey or possibly other future [[sweethearts]].

The headings of the following entries are dated in Chris's time zone, though the times and dates that appear at the end of each blog post are inserted by the wiki and are in Central European Time, so they may reflect a date different from Chris's viewpoint.

==August 2009==

===24 August 2009===

I wish to make a few points of [[Honest Truth]] here.

1. THERE ARE NO OFFICIAL [[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]] or [[Rosechu|ROSECHU]] MERCHANDISE YET. I WAS NEVER AT THE OTAKON. [[CChanSonichuCWC|The guy in the Brown Stripes]] claiming to be me is [[Ian Brandon Anderson|An Impostor]] and A Poser. DO NOT BUY ANYTHING UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD ON THE "CAPTAIN'S LOG" Personally that it would be Official and Legitimate.

2. Ignore ALL [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"Videos" portraying me in a Wrong Sense]], ESPECIALLY IF IT IS NOT on MY TRUE YouTube Account, '''ChristianWChandler'''.

3. I have called myself a [[trolls|Troll]], because I am Trolling my Trolls Back, so in a Sense, I, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], am a Troll, but I am NOT A TROLL to any and all [[True_and_Loyal_Fanbase|Honest, True People]].

4. "It Is Okay To Be [[naive|STUPID]] Sometimes"; It Is Not Okay To Be [[homos|Homosexual]] and Boast About it as well. BUT I will personally Not Judge one or Separate any individual People as such; I am cool with being Friends with the homosexuals. BUT LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR, AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY QUESTIONS AFTER I HAVE MADE IT CLEAR SOO MANY TIMES,

5. '''I, Christopher Christian Weston Chandler [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|AM STRAIGHT]].'''

6. I can work faster with '''Good, Honest [[Show_RESPECT_to_me%2C_"C"CWC|R-E-S-P-E-C-T]]'''. "Find out what it means to me."

Have good faith in me, and the True, Good and Loyal amongst you all shall be rewarded.

I am Working Hard on getting officially Paper-Published, with Official Sonichu, Rosechu and C.W.C. Merchandise that I will personally sign-off on to follow.

Have a good, safe day. Peace, --[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 21:27, 24 August 2009 (CEST)

==November 2009==

===19 November 2009===

[[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ONNIT]]!]]

I apologize, but I came up blank on today's page; I am working on it until I have the right idea in my head before I start drawing. But I wanted to make sure I do not leave the Cwcipedia unattended, so I am going to make the "Captian's Log" my Blog Spot (a Quote should only be a quote and not a blog entry).

When I have an update, I will post them here, with an archive; link listed below. If [[Slow-in-the-minds|I come up blank]] one day, I will make an update such as this, or start a new Cwcipedia page for a character or topic, in lieu of a comic page that day; this is a promise.

Other issues on my mind in [[Cwcville]] are a video introducing Sonichu to the companies (it may be a two-part video), with advising guidelines provided generously by [[Vivian]], which I deeply appreciate and will use for the script of the video. Thank you, Vivian.

Trolls have been a pain to me in the past, but I will have them all know that their attacks, be they via hurtful phone calls, e-mail or snail-mail, in no way affect me emotionally or mentally. So they can take that and go Get A Life.

I have brought up the new [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag Mailbag] page to the Portal, because these inputs have been brought to my attention, so I will offer personal individual replies to each new set of messages once a week, although I would prefer e-mails to my personal e-mail address, or you may direct your questions to cwcipedia@virginia.usa.com so they would be added to the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag Mailbag] alternatively.

Thank you all for your good and honest patience, faith and patronage.

Have a good and safe day

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 01:29, 20 November 2009 (CET)

===Audiobooks and Videobooks===
*''This message was left at the bottom of the Captain's log space on 19 November and remained there until 25 November, at which point it was given its own page.''

Attention, for all those who have purchased the [[Audiobooks|"Sonichu Audiobook DVD"]], please Direct ALL questions, comments and complaints to the owner of this youtube account, http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#grid/user/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1, Vivian Gee at her e-mail address, starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, in the past disproved her [[parody|parodic]] and flawed audiobooks and her DVD creations and sales. But due to the [[Chris and Anger|Peace of Mind]] I have finally found, I am in talks with her to make her DVDs an Official Sonichu Merchandise Item with my Approval and a few tweaks, of course.

While I can honestly relate to the content of her Audiobooks, I am not personally responsible for their original creation. To view [[Videobooks|MY Audiobook Readings]], visit the Videobooks section of this website, CWC's Sonichu Site, A.K.A, Cwcipedia.

Thank you all for your continued patronage and support. And please encourage Vivian to come in agreement with me not only for better, and Personally Approved, Audiobook DVDs, but for a better chance for Official Sonichu Merchandise to come sooner.

Again, Vivian's e-mail is starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

===20 November 2009===

Page 81 is drawn, colored, edited and up. For the page, let me offer my personal commentary. [[autism|I hit the block]] yesterday, because I realized that [[Liquid_Chris#In_the_comic|"Chris"]] was originally planned for [[Giovanni]]'s blackmail deal; "Proclaim obedience and control of the city to "Chris", or [[Rosechu]] will die." I later remembered [[Reldnahc]], so I put him in that situation instead.

Upon reflection, I feel this is a better story plot, because Naitsirhc is of more close connection to Giovanni than "Chris" was, plus it gave me the chance to start the link between him and the Devils at "[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]]".

Also, let me elaborate, without a plan, it takes me longer to think of what I want to draw and how to draw the scenarios and characters onto the page. But when I have the idea, the roll starts, and the page is drawn. Drawing a page at its best takes an hour at the most, then the coloring takes about half an hour, unless I have a new character on the page and have to choose the color-scheme for that character.

With this page-a-day flow, don't be surprised if more than one page shows up on the Cwcipedia in the same day. ;) But I take my time in thinking, drawing, coloring and all that.

Have a good and safe day,

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 02:33, 21 November 2009 (CET)

===23 November 2009===
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|right|The offending ads in question.]]
I have been busy looking up numbers to get in touch with the people of the videogame, toy, video, and comic industries to make the merchandise come to fruition. Today, I have created and am uploading 4 Videos introducing Sonichu to those people. Firstly, a Personal Presentation, followed by the Powerpoint Presentation. After each fully uploaded video, I will be adding them to the Sonichu Presentations page. Expect all the videos uploaded before midnight tonight and a new page or two tomorrow.

Stay Safe,

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:23, 24 November 2009 (CET)

P.S.

The following ads that have been displayed on this website, the [[Pickle|Mexico Contest]] and the (UGH!!!!) [[Homos|gay-rights ads]], will be edited (Mexico Contest) or Removed (gay-rights). I have Not approved EITHER ad before their arrival, and I have informed the sysop of this misdeed. GOD!!!

===25 November 2009===
I will be reading and answering the current set of fanmail in the Mailbag shortly after I upload today's page 86.

Considering tomorrow is Thanksgiving, I will make effort to draw 3 or 4 pages and upload them either then or Friday, depending on the time it comes to be upon completion of the goal number.

Also, I have been thinking, although all Sonichu "Merchandise" sold online in the past I have labeled false; I did that, because it came as a surprise to me then, I felt outraged appropriately (most everyone can relate to that; it's comparable to if Godzilla or Clover came to YOUR Metropolis and suddenly attacked your city). I realize now that even though it is still considerably Not Official, it all still is an homage to my creation. So I will make it clear to ALL those Vendors.

As long as it is NOT printed copies of my books' pages, or bootlegged copies of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|my "Christian Weston Chandler, Yep, I'm On T.V." DVD]], AND As Long As I am quoted on ALL websites' and vendors' locations as Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all of such, I, Christian Weston Chandler, approve of such merchandise from Day Forward. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, [[GameStop]], Best Buy, [[Wal-Mart]], etcetera and such.

I have spoken, and I wish everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving.

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 02:17, 26 November 2009 (CET)

===29 November 2009===

Here's the page for today. I had already explained that I was setting my mind on the mailbox reply yesterday, so that was yesterday's update.

Anyway, a couple of things. Firstly, this morning, I was asked to light the First of the four [[Wikipedia:Advent wreath|Advent Candles]] at my [[Wesley Methodist Church|Church]]. I felt delighted and honored, and I gave my best on reading the bible verse with the lighting. Everyone there praised me for my [[Autism|good reading]] and [[Speech impediment|speech quality]]; I felt good.

Second, a piece of sound advice I had thought of after I drew page 91 of the [[Sonichu 9|9th book]]. Back when I was in [[Manchester High School|high school]] during my Freshman year, during the time I was a Manager of the Varsity [[Basketball]] Team, I had a crush on [[Laura Dorazio|one of the cheerleaders]]. Among the whole group though, they all enjoyed my company and [[Random-access humor|good humor]]. Anyway, the cheerleader I had the crush on, she asked me if I had a crush on anyone; I answered [[honesty|honestly]]. Then she asked who. Blushing, I told her that I was crushing on her. She took some time to think about it, and she told me later that while [[Friend zone|she liked me as a friend]], [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|she did not see me as boyfriend material at the time]]. I later learned that she was Two Grades ahead of me. Live and Learn; at least I tried.

And with that, I encourage EVERYONE to date someone to hopefully make into a [[Sweetheart]] (with [[third date|eventual benefits]]). It is harder when you are a Freshman, so I'd wait until the Sophomore year before setting my sights on nearly every [[boyfriend-free girl|girl]] I [[pedo-glasses|saw]]. But as a Freshman, if you have your sights set on someone, and YOU KNOW that opposite-gender person is a Freshman too, I suggest looking up a role-model. A cool [[Joseph Herring|Junior]] or Seinor-Year student, and follow their example on asking others out (but with your own [[Sonichu medallion|personal flair and charm]]; do not totally copy your role-model).

And IF you know someone who is WITHOUT a Sweetheart in High School, Ladies and Gentlemen, HOOK THEM UP. And [[Hanna|DO NOT MAKE IT A JOKE]]; that is just Plain Mean and Cruel, and being Mean and Cruel is NOT Cool. And if it helps, think of it as [[Books-a-Million|Volunteer Work]]. Most people enjoy volunteering and helping, Even for an Assignment or Extra Credit. Such kindness and concern reflects you as a Better Person; not some random Shallow Loser, because it show that You Truly Care about others AND yourself.

I offer my blessings to every lucky sweetheart couple in High Schools everywhere. IT IS TRUE, you WOULD NEVER find anyone better than the significant other that you are with right now.

Stay Safe, and Stay In School.

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 04:39, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==December 2009==

===6 December 2009===

Just a note, I have just drawn the Two Final Pages for [[Sonichu 9|Book #9]], but I am short on time to color them both in before the night is over, but I will have Both Pages uploaded tomorrow. And to offer a foretaste, the Featured Picture for today is a preview of Page 100, mostly uncolored with my signature on it. And for tonight, I will answer the current set of letters in the Mailbag.

Also, I am certain that y'all have noticed the most UNwelcomed and UNapproved ads on, ugh!, [[homos]]exual stuff. As Everyone knows, I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not take kindly to such wrongful ads on this website. The one who hath done such a horrid crime was the one who hazes my comics and work, known as [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thaddius]]. Apparently, he is of European Citizenship, and donated some Euros and from such, took control over the adspace. He knows of my complaints and disapproval of these ads. To voice your complaints and opinions on this wrongdoing, you may e-mail him at '''jackthethadius@yahoo.com'''. As I work hard for my work, I also work towards the undoing of this crime on this, the One Official Sonichu and Rosechu Site, the Cwcipedia.

My advice to cope with this, is to hit F5 or Refresh until the adspace, on your screen, displays another ad that is not of that orientation.

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:23, 7 December 2009 (CET)

===7 December 2009===
[[Image:VaSinglesHomoAd.jpg|thumb|One of the many GOD DAMN F**IN' homo ads that has Chris begging EU citizens for free money.]]
''The text of this blog was posted underneath the update from 6 December, instead of replacing it.''

Continuing from yesterday, I have just uploaded the final two pages of the 9th Book. I will remain on schedule and draw the True First Page of [[Sonichu 10|Book #10]], which (spoiler) is the start to full extent of the dialogue which was left out, due to page and time constraint, on Page 99 of Book #9. Followed a few pages later after this by skipping forward to my to-dos me and the others have to do in and around Cwcville. Then a few more pages later, it will sync-up with the preview 8 pages.

Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' Homo Ads MUST BE GONE! A good start to this process is to contact the current "AdMaster", Jack Thaddius, at '''jackthethadius@yahoo.com'''. And for the time being, hit F5 or Refresh to avoid seeing those ads.

And the Biggest and Best Step to remove the ads, I must humbly ask my Good, Kind and Loyal European Fans of.

Firstly, like [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], as a noble leader, I would not ask one to do anything that I am fully capable of doing myself. The main webmaster of the Cwcipdedia, the SysOp, resides in the European Area, and requires donations to keep the webhost space reserved for this one website. I am a citizen of the United States of America alone at this time, and legally, due to international banking laws, he can only accept donations from citizens of the European Union at this time. That S.O.B., Jack, apparently is a citizen of BOTH the U.S. and Europe. I, personally, have inquired upon donating from my funds, but unfortunately, as the SysOp told me, it is not possible with the law.

So, my European Fans, I ask you, to [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Donations Donate], not only to help keep up this, the Original Official Sonichu Site up, but to remove the horrid homo ads Jack has grossly placed. As my personal thanks to each of you who donate in the European Area, ONLY along with the Valid Donation(s) to the SysOp, if you include your legal name and address, that information will be relayed to me via e-mail from the SysOp, and I will personally snail-mail a hand-written thank you letter and an autographed drawing.

Thank You, and God Bless You, True, Loyal and Kind-Hearted People,

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 01:56, 8 December 2009 (CET)

===13 December 2009===
I apologize for the lack of pages today, but I had a number of chores to do for my family today, so to make up for it, I will be typing up [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|a '''New Sonichu and Rosechu Story''', their Christmas Special]] which I promise to draw up alongside the current pages starting on tomorrow, the 14th. So, I will be typing it up right after I answer today's Mailbag, and I will add the link to it under this C-Log, as well as in the Portal.

Thank you for your Loaylty and Patience.

[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 04:06, 14 December 2009 (CET)

===16 December 2009===
Just a couple of things today, I have to go on a road trip to visit my relatives, so no new pages will be uploaded today only, but instead, I will be creating [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|the page that sorts out Fact from Fiction]] from that God D*** [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page that has plagued me since November of [[2007]].

Aside from that, I apologize from lack of other things, aside from the two new pages from the update just before I started typing in this C-Log entry, but my [[computer]] picked up a virus from a pop-up ad while I was updating. It made me had to restart my PC, and it had trouble restarting, so I had to restore it. Thank God it maintained most of the programs and All my files it had.

Thank you again for your Loyalty and Patience.

Have a Safe and Good Day,

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 09:01, 16 December 2009 (CET)

===17 December 2009===
I have enjoyed the trip to visit my Aunt and Uncle with my family; it was nice and pleasant. Unfortunately, I felt drowzy shortly after returning home, so I turned early. I apologize for that. I got up this morning, had coffee with [[Bob|my dad]], did some cleaning around the house, then pop needed me to run a few errands with him; important documents, personal verification of such and all. I went straight to the Cwcipedia to type up [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|the Revised ED Page Text]] of which I went through during my trip yesterday. I do not have enough time to upload a page today, but I will return shortly later to answer more fanmail.

Again, my apologies.

Stay Safe,

===ModNation Addendum===

''(The following was added an hour and a half after the original post)''

Also, This Just In, I have FINALLY been able to redeem my Voucher code for the [[ModNation Racers|'''ModNation Racers Beta''']] that I got with the G.O.T.Y. [[LittleBiGPlanet]] disc, and it is being downloaded now. This weekend, during my off-time aside from the drawing and Cwcipedia time, I will be learning about its ins-and-outs and eventually (hopefully by the end of the weekend) '''create the [[CWCville|Cwcville City]] [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|Racetrack]].'''

Also, I will be receiving a second voucher code for the same Beta, and I am feeling generous. The First PS3 Owner with a Trophy Level of 8 or more to send me a message with "Cwcville City Track" in the Subject Line before Friday, December 18 at 6:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time, will receive the code after I get it in my e-mail. My [[PSN]] ID IS '''Sonichu''', and the code will be sent over the Playstation Network in reply to the message received. Good Luck!

And Good Luck on beating me on the Online Tracks in the City of Cwcville, VA!

Stay Safe,

--[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:26, 18 December 2009 (CET)

===19 December 2009===
Now, I'm back in the swing of drawing pages; I have just uploaded the two pages for today.

Also, I have the Voucher Code for the ModNation Racers Beta (for being a [[Wikipedia:Qore|Qore]] Subscriber), but unfortunately I had not received any messages on the PSN from anyone, so I will revise the details. AGAIN, '''send me a message with ''"Cwcville City Track"'' in the Subject Line before Monday, December 21 at 6:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time,''' but '''it is now OPEN TO ALL WITH A PLAYSTATION 3 and a PSN Account; NO Trophy Level required.''' I will send the code to the '''10th message received''' on my PSN, and that individual will receive the code in a reply to their message '''over the Playstation Network'''. My PSN ID IS '''Sonichu'''. Good Luck!

And Good Luck on beating me on the Online Tracks in the City of Cwcville, VA!

Also, check out the [[Art|Original CCWC Art]] page for the first 7 of a number of In-Game Photos from ModNation Racers of my Character(s) and My Car(s) and the Track(s), including the Cwcville Track I am working on. I have the map drawn on paper; all I have to do now is to familiarize myself with all the track creation options and details so I can make this track at its currently available best (Beta-Wise).

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:07, 19 December 2009 (CET)

===20 December 2009===
Firstly, I apologize for not uploading any new pages yesterday or today; I have just been hit with TWO FEET of Snow. While I was drawing a page, I had a 2-second blackout; my PC was on before the blackout. Later, when I went to my PC to turn it back on, it screwed up on me, like the recent event with the found virus software of which I had explained in an earlier C-Log. Anyway, it took me longer to get my PC back up, but now I am back up, and I will upload Six Pages tomorrow.

[[Image:Clyde_billboard_04.jpg|thumb|I am straight! Everybody hangs out in a gay bar sometimes! It's perfectly normal!]]
Onto another issue that has come to my attention, as I have also stated in my new [[YouTube]] video along with what I have just explained, The Troll, [[Clyde Cash]], apparently has [[20_December_2009|uploaded one of his Photoshopped images with my image]] cropped into some strange situation, where he is trying to smear my good name again, onto this website where the image is being displayed on a billboard in New York City. '''DO NOT BELIEVE THE BILLBOARD IMAGE; I AM STRAIGHT; THAT IS JUST CLYDE CASH TRYING TO FRAME ME AGAIN.'''

In any case, tonight, I will be answering Two Mailbag Sets, and responding to ALL current messages regarding the billboard thing (D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash) as well.

Also, The ModNation Cwcville City Track is still under construction; it will be uploaded before Christmas Day.

Thank you for your support and kindness.

Have a Merry and Safe Christmas and Holidays.

--ChrisChanSonichu 05:36, 21 December 2009 (CET)

===28 December 2009===
Well, at least I accomplished ONE improvement on the Cwcipedia; no offensive Ads. And To [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thaddius]], who is still being an annoying son of a b****, '''I have got out of my Closet of [[Autism]] LONG AGO, and I Stayed Straight. YOU Get Out Of YOUR Closet and Go Into F***ing Scientology.''' I say that in response to the ad he somehow placed next to the Introduction Icon; NO AD BELONGS THERE, and '''That Ad is of NO association with me, the Cwcipedia website, and all things Sonichu and Rosechu.'''

**Update: I have found the tweak and fixed the problem; '''[[My Coke Rewards|Coca Cola]] is a Product that [[Obesity|I enjoy]], and I am Proud to be Associated With their products with the Ad I replaced Jack's Misdeed with.''' '''V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! FOR C-W-C!!!'''

Moving on, since apparently there was a Twitter Feed placed on the Mailbox Zero page, which I have removed and moved to the [[Twitter]] page, I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box. My Username is '''CWCSonichu'''; Do Not Give Attention to ALL Other Usernames in the '''Sonichu''' Twitter Feed who claim or pretend to be me, and GIVE NO ATTENTION WHATSOEVER to '''ClydeCash''' or '''Jack Thaddius''', who both have their own Twitter accounts (Make Both Jack and Clyde BANNED from Twitter, please).

And let me make it clear again, '''I''', Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, USA, '''Do Not support the Gay Lifestyle'''; what they do behind closed doors is their own business alone, and I have no care about it, and they have their own rights as the next person with due respect(s). '''I am Striaght, PERIOD!''' And with the Facts that Both of them not Only are Annoying DumbAsses to me, but They Both give their own Gay Men a Worse Name than they already have, '''Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddius BOTH Should commit Suicide, Die and Rot In Hell.''' As I have already stated loudly in my recent Y.T. video.

I have spoken for now. Shorter updates from me as '''CWCSonichu''' will come in on the Sonichu [[Twitter]] Feed.

Thank You for your loyalty to my Sonichu and Rosechu stories and franchise and Positive Encouragement to Ignore the Ill-Mislabeling Trolls.

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 18:19, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==January 2010==

===1 January 2010===
[[Image:CWCsTRUEandHONESTads.jpg|thumb|The "ads" Chris put up in retaliation to [[Jack Thaddeus]].]]
Captain's Log, Stardate: January 1, 2010
I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another Mailbag or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so as Captain of this website vessel.

'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''

Thank you for your full support; have a good and safe day,

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:06, 2 January 2010 (CET)

See below as these are some functions I fully support and will be placing around the site...

===7 January 2010===
Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, [[Chris and his Ego|in addition to it being my Birthday]]. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday.

And that is my thought not only for today, but my thought for Years.

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:09, 8 January 2010 (CET)

===12 January 2010===
Having finally logged back in, I am copying and pasting my Twitters into this C-Log.

Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within Cwcville, yet gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And [[Magi-Chan]] will stay out of those people's heads under my request.

Second, I am aware of the reasons of the Trio of individuals who are behind the Hideous Asperpedia of WHY they are tormenting me like this. If they will Read the following, or if anyone will relay, I will make amends towards them.

To [[Alec]]: You have NO RIGHT in drawing MY characters in your comics, because I have specifically spoke AGAINST IT, and you DARE to copy and paste my response and STRIKE AND ADD IN ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! [[Chris and hypocrisy|I admit I have done that]] in some Mailbag letters, and I apologize for that, but I did that sometimes, because I felt offended by some of their content. I would appreciate it if you would just give up your game, remove all the ads on MY Cwcipedia, and just move on. YOU HAVE your own life in Minnesota at your Amtrak; Quit Messing Up My Life, or I WILL come after you.

To [[Evan George]]: I offered to make [[Simonchu]] and [[Simonla]] Brother and Sister, yet you continue on to give me grief and hateThe offer was reasonable, so the two can be Separate, Individual Characters. I would appreciate it if you quit hating me, accept the brother/sister plan, and Let It Go.

To [[Sean]]: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, [[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon.[[Bill the Scientist|Bill]] is [[Simonla#Death|still working within Giovanni's Laboratory]], I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around Blake. The [[Boulder Dropping Whale|WAILORD]] who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle who Yawned]] are ONLY Individual characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.

And to all those who I offended about the talk with [[Aspergers]], I apologize. I have nothing AGAINST any individual with Aspergers, and I promise to not be mean, but nice, to them and all other individuals. So, Please, to everyone, let's move on peacefully and live our lives well.

Thank You.

--ChrisChanSonichu 05:07, 13 January 2010 (CET)

===14 January 2010===

Firstly, '''I, Christian Weston Chandler, Have NO alliance or anything like that Whatsoever with [[Alec Benson Leary]] or his D***ED [[Asperchu]]!!!'''

Second, HE is DOING ME Wrong by Buying Jack Thaddius out on MY Adspace and posting NOT ONLY Wrongful Ads leading to his C***FEST of a website, but OFFENSIVE PORN ADS like Jack had done before. I ask you, '''If Alec is so great, WHY WOULD HE DRAG THE CWCIPEDIA THROUGH THE MUD LIKE JACK DID?!'''

[[Lie|Alec Is A TROLL]]. To ask to REMOVE the ads from the Cwcipedia, send all inquiries to albasperchu@live.com.

And AGAIN, '''I have NO association with Alec Whatsoever, He is using MY Characters Wrongfully, and Asperchu is NOT MINE, and [[Asperchu#Chris on Asperchu|I COULD NOT CARE ANY LESS ABOUT THAT RETARDED CHARACTER]]!!!'''

Aside from that, Stay Safe, and Have a good day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 06:10, 14 January 2010 (CET)

===19 January 2009===
After careful research and reading, I have felt inspired for ten new pages, plus a few more to wrap up this plot. So today, I present my '''12-Page Explosion'''; I have uploaded the total of 12 new pages just now. Also, there is one good explosion on one page. Enjoy that and the following.

'''I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever''', but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and [[Mitch Sonichu|Extreme Electric Makeover]] as a template. [[Chris and reality|He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him '''Mitch Sonichu''']].

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 11:44, 19 January 2010 (CET)

=== 25 January 2010 ===
I apologize for not being online for a few days, but I have just uploaded 8 new pages; I will answer another mailbag shortly after making a few more updates; will be creating satisfactory character pages tonight; also, with the recent number of pages, I took a shot at drawing and coloring 5 pages a day; obviously with [[PS3|real life events]] and [[Mass debating|whatnot]], it was too much to ask, so I will get back into the swing of things with 2 or 3 pages a day like before; I appreciate the paitience of the true and loyal; thank you all very much you can take a lesson at being a True Sonichu Fan from Rad and his group I mentioned in a recent YouTube video; check out his song he wrote and composed for me; Rad and his group will have their own page on the Cwcipedia as '''Most Honored and Loyal Sonichu Fan Group'''.
Stay Safe, and have a good day.

(Copied from my most recent Twitters)

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 21:08, 25 January 2010 (CET)

=== 30 January 2010 ===
Well, last night, I have uploaded 6 more pages, and just now I have added a NEW Mailbag of my own with inputs from True Sonichu Fans on a Forum I've just learned about. This is [[Mailbag 50]]; I put this together, so YOU ALL can LEARN how to BETTER PHRASE your letters so I can feel Less Enticed into [[Stress]]ing Out and having to Reply Derogatory as in the recent bunches of Mailbags beforehand. With that, I promise to improve my behavior on that for the better, but you all have to help me out too.

Also, I have uploaded [[29 January 2010|a new video of apology]]; it is a current featured video below.

You all Stay Safe, and have a good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 18:10, 30 January 2010 (CET)

==February 2010==
===2 February 2010===
**Also, if you are just as offended as I am for the Ads Asperpedia's [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=User:Mao Mao "Bamboo" Ling] has been putting up wrongfully on the [[Cwcipedia]], Feel Free to e-mail ALL your complaints personally to him at '''mao@hsienko.com'''. Give him Hell to Pay.

Stay Safe, and have a good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 19:00, 2 February 2010 (CET)

===14 February 2010===
Happy Valentines Day, Y'all

It has been crazy with the up and down-times with the [[Cwcipedia]] and whatnot. But no more. Currently, I am still drawing and coloring (mostly drawing though) the pages, and I think y'all will be satisfied with the finished [[Sonichu 10|10th Book]]. I will upload ALL remaining pages of that book, plus some for [[Sonichu 11|Book 11]] on the 24th (Look Forward to that). Also, to note, I will also be continuing the [[A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas|Christmas Special]] in the second or third part of the 12th book.

In the meantime, I will continue to daily update the Cwcipedia with answering the Mailbags and adding a new Character Bio Page to the site per day. Most of which will be short but sweet.

Also, thanks to Mr. [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thaddius]], I now have a lighter view on [[homos|homosexual people]], and with that, I respectfully retract my past reply to one Mailbag letter, and I say, [[Mailbag_49#Chris_loves_his_country|"'''Power to the Gays in the Army'''"]].

And currently, my [[The Wallflower|girl friend]] and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and [[Mailbag_31#In_which_Chris_crosses_yet_another_line|not make me feel intruded]] by inquiring constantly.

'''Keep All Mailbag Questions LIMITED ONLY to topics of the Cwcipedia, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], my Comics, Cwcville, and Myself.''' Any questions not on those topics, although read, will all receive a [[Mailbag 52|neutral response]] or none at all.

Thank you all for your loyalty and patience, and have a good and safe day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 01:44, 15 February 2010 (CET)
==March 2010==
===10 March 2010===
LOOK, Just because I don't update as often as I should, or draw/color as much, does not give any one of you the right to torture the hell out of me. I was Happy. I was At Peace. But NO, SOMEONE among the Trolls among those of You All would Just Not Let Me Be.

I have been in a number of moments of finding peace and losing it later, because YOU damn trolls won't leave me be. And even the Impatient Fans; Honest, True and Loyal as you all may be, you all are part to blame in this as well. Y'all are mostly immature people who have no lives of your own. Y'all don't want me to have a Life Of My Own; Y'all don't want me to find Long-Term Peace and Happiness for myself. Y'all don't want me to Find and Keep Sweet True Love for myself. You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to be; True Love is NOT Illegal in the [[United States of America]], INCLUDING [[Virginia]]. Because you all are so self-absorbed in yourselves, spoiled, and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and art MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug greedy, impatient, unloved and corrupted people.

And your misdeeds only lead to Heartbreaks and Heartaches upon Me... They Really Hurt.

I have let you who have dared to do what you wanted to bully and torture me emotionally, but when YOU BULLY THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT WITH DAMNED PAGES THAT MAKE THEM LOOK AS STUPID AS ME, LEADING TO PREMATURE DEATHS, [[The Wallflower|BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME]], AND JUST PLAIN EMOTIONAL DAMAGE AND EMBARRASSMENTS, '''YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!!'''

Leave My Friends and Family Out Of the Online Hazings and Hatred; I, Christian Weston Chandler, Am Your Main Target. BE A HUMAN AND COME AT ME DIRECTLY!!!

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 01:45, 11 March 2010 (CET)

I have been in a number of moments of finding peace and losing it later, because YOU damn trolls won't leave me be. And even the Impatient Fans; Honest, True and Loyal as you all may be, you all are part to blame in this as well. Y'all are mostly immature people who have no lives of your own. Y'all don't want me to have a Life Of My Own; Y'all don't want me to find Long-Term Peace and Happiness for myself. Y'all don't want me to Find and Keep Sweet True Love for myself. You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed Mary Lee Walsh to be; True Love is NOT Illegal in the United States of America, INCLUDING Virginia. Because you all are so self-absorbed in yourselves, spoiled, and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and art MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug greedy, impatient, unloved and corrupted people.

And your misdeeds only lead to Heartbreaks and Heartaches upon Me... They Really Hurt.

„

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:03, 11 March 2010 (CET)

“
And another thing, I have Never been Really Sure on the whole making [[money]] thing, or of any other aspirations. I originally started the whole Sonichu thing for fun. NOW it is being pressured onto me like as if it was a Job. I am sick and tired of it feeling like a Job; I want it to go back to being Fun For Me, and for that, I need to do things at my own pace on my own time. I have the right to create other projects or resume past ones on A.D.D.-Like Impulses.

The stories WILL Continue; [[Book10Replacement|I WILL change the final few pages of Book 10 to be more appropriate for most people]]; I WILL Update this website time and time again.

I understand that I have lost a lot of "fans" due to "lack of new content", but THOSE PEOPLE are among the People I am most annoyed with in my one-paragraph rant above. I am tired of trying to please MILLIONS; what matters to me is caring and pleasing the local few around me who I truly and deeply care about.

With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested [[CWCki]] to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life" and "[[Sweethearts]], [[heartsweets]] and [[gal-pals]]" Categories. '''I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the [[Cogsdev|Webmaster]] of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me.'''

''Note: Chris would later amend the bolded portion of the above entry. See the 14 March entry for details.''

===14 March 2010===

I have made observation [[The Wallflower|that One page]] that was of a current woman friend of mine has been deleted and changed appropriately to a page of a different title and respective keeping-anonymous description.

This is good for a Start, and that main portion has been met.

BUT, there is MORE to be done. I WANT the webmaster of the CWCki to do the same for the other following people I care about:

'''-[[Megan Schroeder]]'''

'''-[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'''

'''-[[Anna McLerran]]'''

'''-[[Joshua Martinez]]'''

'''-[[Laura Dorazio]]'''

'''-[[Kellie Andes]]'''

'''-[[Tiffany Gowen]]'''

'''-[[Joseph Herring]]'''

'''-[[PandaHalo|Sarah Cassandra McKenzie (PandaHalo)]]'''

'''-[[Ivy|Ivy O'Neil]]'''

'''-[[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]]'''

[[Image:YouDieTodayBitch.PNG|thumb|Chris considers Vivian to be a true Gal-Pal.]]
'''-[[Vivian Gee]] is a [[Gal-Pal]]; Please Relocate the link(s) to her page as such.'''

'''-[[Sarah Jackson]]'''

'''-[[Two's_company_snapshots|Faeryn (A.K.A. the "Hambeast")]]'''

'''-**[[Chandler_Family_Tree|ALL OF MY RELATIVES AND FAMILY]]**'''

'''-[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'''

I would like this done before 11:59 PM of March 31, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, or there WILL be trouble personally from me.

* To Anna McLerran, I would personally like to extend my humble apologies for offending her, along with a lot of homosexual people, in any form with my past but now dead angst against the gays.

The Homosexuals are okay people too.

To everyone, I wish you all a safe and good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:04, 14 March 2010 (CET)

''Note: While posting this update, Chris also altered the ending of the 10 March 2010 entry. He replaced the bolded portion at the end of that entry with the following:''

As I have updated in the C-Log, a page that has caused chaos the past few days has been deleted and changed to something more anonymous, and that is good, for a start. I have listed the other pages of people I care about on the CWCki I would like to see similar, if not same, treatment. The deadline is March 31, 2010, 11:59 PM, Easter Standard Time. Do it, or there WILL be trouble. [[Death threats|I am Armed after all]].

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:09, 14 March 2010 (CET)

===19 March 2010===

''The following entry was posted by one of the [[Asperpedia]] Four after the Sysop gave control to the CWCipedia to [[Mao]]. It was never posted by Chris.''

I, Christian Weston "Ricardo" Chandler am currently looking for a [[Homos|Sweet Joy Boy]] to make into my heartsweet. If you are male, Gay and interested to be the One Person to Steal my virgintfy, please contact me. I NEED YOU!

--ChrisChanSonichu 18:37, 19 March 2010 (CET), [[Chris and sex|VERY HORNY]]

''The CWC Blog page was also replaced with the following log:''

I, Christopher "Christian" Weston "Ricardo" "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" Chandler, am Gay. Don't doubt me.

Have a good, safe day. Peace, --ChrisChanSonichu 21:27, 24 August 2009 (CEST)

==April 2010==

=== 9 April 2010 ===

Spacing myself from the [[internet]] and all online nuisances, I am finding a better sense of peace. I am still drawing my pages, story arcs and all that. Such updates will appear on the Cwcipedia soon. You all have a good and safe day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:58, 10 April 2010 (CEST)

=== 24 April 2010 ===
[[File:SchuComic11P32Troll.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu 11]]'s best page.]]
I deeply apologize for the few updates. My [[computers|PC]] has been on having some virus issues and I currently can not log into my account; however, I have completed [[Issue 11]] and I hope y'all are looking forward to the Reboot on Issue 12 that will come very shortly. Thank y'all for your patience.

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:58, 24 April 2010 (CEST)

''Note: This update was actually added by Chris's sysop's account. The uploaded pages of [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu #11]] that she put up were all troll-created pages telling the story of the deaths of [[Sonichu]]'s and [[Wild]]'s children, Sonichu's divorce and Wild's violent suicide. It is unquestionably the best [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] story ever.''

=== 26 April 2010 ===

The recent "update" and "new pages" were NOT of my own personal drawing or approval. It is obvious who has done this, but [[Vivian Gee|she]] has to understand that ONLY I have the Full Understanding of ALL Personality Aspects OR Plot Lines that are and will be put into the future pages of the comic. What she has done unto me recently which I have personally undone, [[Chris and his Ego|was a traitorous mutiny]], and while I DO NOT appreciate it one bit, I will forgive her this time. I only ask for NO SUCH CHANGES to be made in the future AT ALL TIMES WITHOUT MY APPROVAL.

Spacing myself from the internet and all online nuisances, I am finding a better sense of peace. I am still drawing my pages, story arcs and all that. OFFICIAL updates From My Own Hands will appear on the Cwcipedia soon. You all have a good and safe day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 09:02, 26 April 2010 (CEST)

''Note: Chris replaced the second paragraph about 45 minutes later with the following:''

[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|Sadly, Chris hid the awesome pages with these.]]
**Actually, I have just been informed that the SysOp ONLY uploaded the images; someone else drew them. And in any case, NONE OF THOSE PAGES, which have been tastefully replaced with a temporary image (until when I draw the REAL pages to go in their place).
And to MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR IN THE SCENARIOS OF MY COMICS...
 -NONE OF THE CHILDREN, Robbie, Cera, Christine or Sandy, are dead; They are ALL Still Alive and will go on to live safely and healthily.
 -The Drawing Style... REALLY? REALLY? WHO THE F*** CAN NOT SEE THAT DRAWING/COLORING STYLE WAS [[Chris and art|NOT MY OWN IN COMPARISON TO MY PAST HAND-DRAWINGS]]?
 -Aside from the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|LEAKED Adult Drawings I did in my past]] that my Trolls continue to mock me with (and are being IGNORED), I WOULD NEVER ALLOW ANY PRIVATE PARTS TO BE PORTRAYED ANYWHERE ON THE CWCIPEDIA AT ALL TIMES.

**SEE, between the INTERNET STRESS I have got between the Trolls and Past Relations AFTER I found that D***ed [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Page, it really tears me up. Spacing myself from the internet and all online nuisances, I am looking find a better sense of peace and tranquility, AND a GIRLFRIEND to make into my SWEETHEART, Avoiding The "[[Friend Zone]]", And [[Fuck Quest|YES, Even to F***]]!!!.

[[Lies|I am still drawing my pages, story arcs, Editing most PAST Pages that make only a mockery of me and my Real Friends and Presenting My Side of the True Stories and all. OFFICIAL updates From My Own Hands will appear on the Cwcipedia soon.]] You all have a good and safe day.

==May 2010==

=== 14 May 2010 ===

Hello, my name is Daria Camacho. I am helping Chris out by maintaining the CWCipedia while he is on hiatus. I have noticed that he is very sad and depressed and that he is much too [[stress]]ed to help maintain the CWCipedia. This is why I was sought out to help with the day to day on the CWCipedia. Rest easy, Sonichu Fans as I will make sure when Chris returns, the CWCipedia will be at tip-top shape!

''Note: As stated, this was added by DariaCamacho, the CWCipedia's new "Fan Manager", who had apparently been given access to the site in order to keep it running smoothly until Chris returns. Given that Chris reverted many of her edits, it's likely he was not told of her coming in advance.''

=== 26 May 2010 ===

''Note: Chris is talking about [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 this GameFAQs thread of his] about the "Mystery Mods" for [[ModNation Racers]], freebie codes that unlock random characters in the games.''

I have Kratos/Gopher and Nathan Drake/Lil Tinker.

Also, I stand corrected on the past Topic where I tried to predict on the Mystery Mods matching the respective others I posted onto GameFAQs over a month ago.

It sucks that my Self-Mod, Sonichu Kart and Cwcville Tracks were Lost from the ModNation Server sometime after the end of the Beta. I have recreated the Mod and Kart from the Beta photos I took months ago. And I will recreate the Cwcville Track in due time after I've unlocked all of the remaining pieces, so I can make it better and more accurate than it was before.

Anyway, I still need the Ratchet/Clank and Nukular Karts/Mods with Cowboy and Mouse Trap Karts/Mods from Amazon and Game Crazy, respectively.

Send me the codes over the PSN in a message to my PSN, "Sonichu". Within Five Days of sending the codes on your half, I will attempt to redeem them. Within the time after successful redemption, I will reward an Activated code for $10 on the [[PSN]] fresh from the card for each code. And Please specify which Main Character the code you're sending is for.

Ratchet and Clank Nukular

This offer will be in effect until June 16, 2010, so Please Hurry, and Thank you.

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler PSN ID: Sonichu

==June 2010==

=== 4 June 2010 ===

''Note: This was a trolling attempt.''

I am currently in the process of taking back MY CWCipedia from the trolls. Do not believe anything they say. I am currently being stressed out from you obsessive Autistic Fans and you D*** Trolls messing up my life. I will continue when inspiration comes back.
 Feel free to send me things at: 412 Pollock St, Richmond, VA, United States. (Please do not send things to my old address, I have moved.)
The more things I receive, the Stronger I Feel my inspiration will return. Love and Peace, Christian W. Chandler
 Also, thank you Iori for sending me the DSi. Another thank you to Claire from Oregon for gifting me a PSPgo. I hope you two lovely ladies are free. <3 <3 <3

==See also==
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[Mailbag]]
*[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]
==External links==
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page External link to the main page of the archived CWCipedia, where the latest blog post is featured]
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWC_Blog The CWC Blog archive]
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Blanca Emails, September 2008

2010-11-21T10:53:02Z

RudiganRex: /* Future dates with Blanca */

This is an incomplete copy of [[emails]] between [[Chris]] and [[Blanca]] in [[September 2008]].

Emails from [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|August]] and [[Blanca Emails, October 2008|October]] are also archived here.

* Blue boxes contain emails from Chris to Blanca.
* Red boxes contain emails from Blanca to Chris.
* Green boxes contain inter-troll emails.

==[[September 2008]]==

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hey, B-W.''' from Blanca to Chris on Mon 9/01/08 1:41 PM
----

My job is going alright. I'm a very nervous person and shy...so it takes some getting used to. I made a
ton of tips last night! You know, labor day weekend and all that! Do they celebrate where you are? We
hold fireworks.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Re: Hey, B-W.''' from Chris to Blanca on Mon 9/01/08 3:58 PM
----

I think there is a general celebration of Labor Day in [[Charlottesville]],
but I'm not totally certain. Good for you on your successful weekend
at work. What's the name of the restaurant you work at, and how long
have you been working there? Do you have to wear a uniform there (if
you do, I would like a pic of you in it)?

Also, I've checked, and apparently, I have unlimited nighttime minutes
on my cell phone beyond 9:00 PM, so you can try to call me then on my
cell at (434)-760-0848. I look forward to when I can chat with you
over the phone, or through AIM. :)

BTW, kinda random question, but how were your grades from your years in
High School?

TTYL,CP,
 Christian C.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Hey, B-W :)''' from Chris to Blanca on Thu 9/04/08 3:00 AM
----

I haven't heard from you in a while; I hope you are doing well. Please
reply to let me know what's been good with you.

Peace,
 Christian C.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hey, B-W :)''' from Blanca to Chris on Fri 9/05/08 4:03 PM
----

Oh? You didn't get my last e-mail? I'm sorry. Things are kind of hectic, but I was waiting on your reply
haha. I guess I am still doing ok. Not getting much sleep from homework and all that. How about you?
Things going ok?
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Re: Hey, B-W :)''' from Chris to Blanca on Sat 9/06/08 12:48 AM
----

It's been a bit stressful on me lately; I have been Protesting against
the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] bullies for their "Fanart" of my [[Rosechu]]
being portrayed with a [[dick]]. Every time I see those heinous things, I
feel like I'm gonna puke. I have been protesting with my own drawings
on how Rosechu should be drawn in the nude; with a [[vagina]]. BTW,
Rosechu has been 18 since [[Sonichu 5|Comic #5]]; I've made the official correction
statement on Sonichu.net as well.

And on the Sonichu game front, [[JKProductions]] said they got a "notice"
from [[Nintendo]] and Sega for JKProductions NOT to make any games of
Sonichu or Rosechu. So I'm dropping JKProductions with due respect.
And I will wait to talk to Nintendo and SEGA for myself. Not only
that, but if you look at JKP's blog page, they've drew their own
remakes of my [[Electric-Hedgehogs]] as freakin' aardvarks. It pissed me
off.

Aside from the stress, the #8 Comic is progressing well; I will add 3
or 4 pages to the "Spring Break" Episode to depict the turning of ages
for all the Electric-Hedgehogs drawn up to now. BTW, what age did you
have in mind to start [[Jiggliami]] at?

I'm sorry for missing your previous e-mail; must been a misdirected
piece of data. If you'd like to copy/paste the message from that
e-mail to your reply to this one, that would be cool. I'm sorry you've
been losing sleep for yourself, but it's possible you'll get used to
such a schedule. Are any of your classes in the morning? If so, you
may have a problem of staying awake during those classes. I've found
Afternoon classes were better for me, because I was able to get more
sleep, and I was more able to stay awake during those classes.

If it helps, you think of me being there with you in your classes,
encouraging you to keep paying attention; this is important. I pray
for your success. :)

TTYL,CP;
 Christian C.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hey, B-W :)''' from Blanca to Chris on Sat 9/06/08 9:20 AM
----

Yeah, one of my classes is in the morning. Was hard to find all the classes I needed for this semester,
hehe. My last e-mail was kind of embarrassing now that I think about it... I kind of want to know what
shampoo you use, because your hair is really pretty, er, you know what I mean. I use generic suave...
maybe I need to switch to whatever you are using. 
Also, its good that you are fighting back. You need to show them that their bodies are what their sex is.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''Oh yeah''' from Blanca to Chris on Sat 9/06/08 9:53 AM
----

Oh and Jiggliami is like 21-22. She's like the older woman in my mind. Bubblegum-popstar describes her
so well! But I think behind the scenes, like, when she is alone with men, she's super flirtatious, kind of
like a femme fatal, but without the fatal part cause she's a good person.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Re: Hey, B-W :)''' from Chris to Blanca on Sat 9/06/08 8:54 PM
----

Thank you for specifying Jiggliami's age; I will be sure to make her
age obvious during her Spring Break Concert. BTW, I respect your
decision should you decline, but would it be alright if I enlisted
Jiggliami's help in mine (and Story-Wise, Rosechu's) Protest against
those [[jerks]] (of whom I've also referred to as "Garbage Sacks") as well,
by which I mean depicting a few nude drawings based on tasteful poses
as seen in Playboy magazines?

Your question about my personal details that may sound embarrassing are
cool for you to ask me; you have earned that right in my eyes. Anyway,
I use Head & Shoulders currently; for a while I used Selsun Blue
shampoo for some dandruff, but once that was well-conquered, I've
switched to Head & Shoulders. I also use [[AXE]] "Purifying" Shower Gel
for the rest of my body; I like this particular AXE Shower Gel, because
it makes me smell like a Pine Forest. For general hand-washing, my
family and I use Oil Of Olay bar soap (the ones in the Pink Packaging).

Were there any other fun questions in that e-mail as well, or any other
questions other than that/those? You don't have to be afraid to ask
me; you have earned your way to my [[heart]]. :) Also, don't be afraid of
opening yourself up to me in respect; I have an open heart and open
mind for you.

Well, considering most of your classes are [[Art]]-Related, you will likely
be exercising your arm as you paint or draw, falling asleep probably
won't be too much of an issue. But I recommend having a soda or a
coffee before your classes, just in case.

TTYL,CP,
 Christian C.

Give me a call sometime. <3
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hey, B-W :)''' from Blanca to Chris on Sat 9/06/08 9:02 PM
----

Oh, I don't think I can call you just yet, I haven't switched cellphone plans yet, so no long distance calls
for me just yet. I was kind of wondering how you made that [[medal]]? Or did someone make it for you? I'm
very curious about it, because its kind of cute, would you mind showing me a close-up picture of it?
hehehehe

Oh, and you can use Jiggliami for your protests, just keep it taste full. I would draw it myself, but its way
too embarrassing. ^^;;
}}

===Chris repeats his porn question===

{{quotebox|
'''Hey, B-W :)''' from Chris to Blanca on Sun 9/07/08 12:54 AM
----

I'll take a more current pic of the medal soon; I made it myself with
Crayola Model Magic Clay, keyrings, necklace, colored it with Acrylic
Paints, and reinforced its full strength with a coat of super glue
(hung in mid-air to dry). Actually, in addition to the autographed
traced copy of the Jiggliami poster I've showed you earlier, I also had
planned to make and send with it a recreation of Jiggliami's medal.

Thank you for your support in my peaceful protest; I will send you
copies of Jiggliami's centerfold pics as well; I think in the end, you
can be pleased with how she will be drawn. :)

BTW, you never did answer my previous question on how you felt about
porn in general; I've found the copy of that e-mail and copied the
single-paragraphed question to the bottom of this e-mail, in case you
missed it.

I'm gonna take a shower, so I'll TTYL,CP;
 Christian C.

Also, while I am thinking about it, I wanted to ask you about how you
feel about porn in your humble opinion. Honestly, and confidentially
between you and me, I see the "official" videos from companies such as
[[Sex toys|Adam&Eve]], not solely as a turn-on, but as a good education of what may
be done during the act. I also appreciate it more as a [[virgin]], because
it allows me to create a better idea for when I actually do it for my
first time. And obviously I have seen a fair share in my adult years. I
would rather be well-advised about it and the practices of safe-sex
than be dumb on anything on the topic. But if you do not feel
comfortable with seeing pornographic videos, I will not ask anymore
beyond this paragraph. If I've made you feel uncomfortable, I humbly
apologize. But I feel it a good idea to check with you about the
subject, because I care about your feelings as my [[gal-pal]] with a
growing friendship.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Hey, B-W.''' from Chris to Blanca on Tue 9/09/08 9:18 PM
----

I've just uploaded Episode #17 of the #8 Comic onto [[Sonichu.net]]. I
want your sound judgmental and honest opinion about it message of
protest against the "Garbage". But I should warn you, and I've just
updated the introductory page of the comic with this sound note:

"**TAKE HEART, for I, Christian Weston Chandler, am delivering
[[Honest Content|honest and very important messages]] in your TV-14 Extended [[Comic]], and TV-MA
Uncensored comic pages.**

<nowiki>**</nowiki>DO NOT let your IMMEDIATE SURPRISED RESPONSES CLOUD YOUR FULL
JUDGEMENT!**

Which is WHY I OFFER Three different Viewable Versions of the 17th
Episode, so you can view the version that is approriate for your AGE
RANGE; I AM A RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING!

<nowiki>**</nowiki>ALSO, I wish to make it PERFECTLY CLEAR that I, Christian Weston
Chandler, a Sound-Minded Virgin, DO NOT SEE Women as " Sex Objects"; I
[[Women's Rights|HONESTLY SEE Women as my Equal]]; Human Beings who have Every Rights as
Any Person in this World Do. And I CARE About How Women feel.
Story-Wise, Rosechu is ONLY doing what she, herself, as an Individual,
FEELS is RIGHT, in a GREAT ACT of PROTEST against the REAL-LIFE
"[[4-Cent Garbage]].com", which is EncyclopediaDramatica.com! And Every
Woman HAS EVERY RIGHT As HUMAN EQUALS to SPEAK THEIR VOICE as LOUD as
they FEEL for or against what they each set their individual sights
upon.**

Ladies, I Care. I Seriously DO."

I just wanted to make certain you understand that.

Hugs for you;
 Christian C.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hey, B-W.''' from Blanca to Chris on Tue 9/09/08 9:30 PM
----

Don't worry Christian, I know you well enough to know you never mean harm with your drawings and
comics. I can't wait to read the comic!
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Re: Hey, B-W.''' from Chris to Blanca on Tue 9/09/08 9:38 PM
----

You are simply Awesome! Thank you. :)
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hey, B-W.''' from Blanca to Chris on Tue 9/09/08 9:47 PM
----

Also, I just realized I never answered your question... porn doesn't necessarily bother me... but it is very
embarrassing... I did take sexy pics that I wanted to show you for reference, just so you could study a
real woman's physque, but I am too embarrassed to show now... maybe I will send you one later.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Re: RE: Hey, B-W.''' from Chris to Blanca on Wed 9/10/08 12:48 AM
----

Wow! You were ready to share your sexy side with me? While I
understand how you feel a bit embarassed, I feel positively elated that
you feel honestly ready to open up to me that much. :) I'm so happy.

Seriously, you do not have to feel embarassed; I promise to keep your
sexinees to myself. If I can show you my sexiness in return; just tell
me what pose you'd like to see me in, and I will do it just for you.

XOXOXO;
 Christian C.
}}

===Chris suspects Blanca's identity===

{{quotebox|
'''Hey, B-W''' from Chris to Blanca on Wed 9/10/08 11:45 PM
----

I've just checked out your [[MySpace]] profile. In your pics, your hair is
blonder than in the two pics I have of you; did you dye? Also, didn't
you tell me earlier that you were 25, not 22, and that you live in
Kentucky, not Kansas? Please explain.

TTYL,CP;
 Christian C.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hey, B-W''' from Blanca to Chris on Thu 9/11/08 11:38 PM
----

Wait, what? I don't have a myspace profile. It must be another Blanca.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Hello''' from Chris to Blanca on Fri 9/12/08 1:02 AM
----

I am not sure if I can trust you now, "Blanca", I've theorized the
difference between the 1900bw@live.com and the kawaiikitsune@yahoo.com,
but after the deception I've received from possibly you, I felt
traumatized. So I've checked the Latest E-mail from 1900bw; it matches
the following message from the yahoo address on "Showing me your "Sexy
Side.""

I have no suggestions to make; if INDEED the "Blanca" at 1900bw and the
"Blanca" at the yahoo address are NOT one in the same person; I would
require IN-Person or [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Honest Video]] Proof to reinstate my trust.

But at the moment, ONLINE-Wise, I am not sure rather to trust the you
at 1900bw or not at the moment. I am sorry.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hey, B-W''' from Blanca to Chris on Fri 9/12/08 12:59 AM
----

I just sent you a few messages on youtube... but please... ugh..

Listen, those ed people did this. I don't have a myspace, I use a [[facebook]]. That's why it says I live in
Kansas and that I am 23 on that myspace.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hello''' from Blanca to Chris on Fri 9/12/08 1:07 AM
----

Well.. just know that I approached you from THIS E-MAIL. I've never had a yahoo name in my life. I
mean, this person, their pictures don't even look like mine. I want you to ask them to draw Jiggliami for
you and you'll see that I am Blanca and that they are some sort of [[IBA|impersonator]]. You don't have to trust
me or tell me anymore of your life... but just know that I have your cellphone number... has anyone
called you on it? I did some research... and if I really was a [[troll]] or whatever, I would've handed it out to
those monsters. But I didn't and I won't. I just don't want our friendship ruined over a prank. I was
offering you pictures of me, yeah, but only because I thought it would help your art out. I did get a
haircut and hair dye done today, but I never got it lighter.. I actually dyed it black... because, I don't
know.. I've been stressed out and now I come home from school and work to find some bitch has been
impersonating me and soiling my name. I'll prove to you I'm real somehow, but don't break off
communication with me, please? We can talk about [[Sonic]] or [[Pokemon]] or something... but don't leave me
high and dry... please?
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Re: Hello''' from Chris to Blanca on Fri 9/12/08 1:15 AM
----

My cell phone number, yes. Well, while I have NOT received any prank
calls on my Cell Phone, It's not certain. I will not leave you "high
and dry"; Call me on my cell phone Tonight; I will make my final
decision after that action.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hello''' from Blanca to Chris on Fri 9/12/08 1:17 AM
----

I don't have long distance, can I text you? Or is that equally bad? Could you give me a day to get a
phonecard?
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Re: Hello''' from Chris to Blanca on Fri 9/12/08 1:21 AM
----

I will give you a maximum of one week; the sooner, the better. Please
prove my theory of different people between addresses correct.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hello''' from Blanca to Chris on Fri 9/12/08 1:22 AM
----

Ok. You got it. I'll try to give you a call tomorrow, ok? Is there any time that would be best?
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Re: Hello''' from Chris to Blanca on Fri 9/12/08 1:25 AM
----

Any time during the day is fine; do not set your number to private.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hello''' from Blanca to Chris on Fri 9/12/08 5:47 PM
----

I just realized, I could call you from a skype account and it would be free. Its free user to user. If you are
willing to accept that, then just go to skype.com install and make a username... but this time, make it a
username no one would suspect you of having. I don't want people trying to trick you into making you
think they are me.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Re: Hello''' from Chris to Blanca on Fri 9/12/08 6:07 PM
----

I've had previous trouble with Skype, so I feel it's better to call me
to my cell. But you may still call from your Skype account to my
phone; I hear it's like about 10 cents a minute.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Skype''' from Chris to Blanca on Fri 9/12/08 8:07 PM
----

Alright, I've just installed Skype; I've already had an account from my
[[PSP]]-2000 (I had trouble with my headset). But I have a mic and
headphones on my PC. So, my Skype name is [[Chris Chan Sonichu|Chris_Chan_Sonichu]]; I have
it open now, so if you get this message before like 10PM tonight; you
can try to call me for free.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Skype''' from Blanca to Chris on Sat 9/13/08 12:20 AM
----

Gosh darn it. I'll try to see if you are on tomorrow before I head to work. I'll try to talk to you later.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Re: Skype''' from Chris to Blanca on Sat 9/13/08 1:50 AM
----

Can you give me a specific time for when you call me?
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Skype-On''' from Chris to Blanca on Sat 9/13/08 4:36 AM
----

I'll turn my Skype on at about 2PM, today the 13th, and wait for your
call hopefully short after.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Slight delay''' from Chris to Blanca on Sat 9/13/08 2:15 PM
----

I'll be on with my skype starting about 4-5 PM today; call me.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Slight delay''' from Blanca to Chris on Sat 9/13/08 3:22 PM
----

Alright. I'll be on in case you see me and I'm not calling you just send me a call, I might be getting ready
so I'll hear the beep. About 4:30 I need to go out. 
My skype is bw1900blanca, just so you know its me.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Slight delay''' from Blanca to Chris on Sat 9/13/08 4:01 PM
----

I turned off my comments on my youtube channel, maybe you should do the same.. all those people just
keep posting stupid stuff... now they accuse me of being [[Robert Simmons V|Robert]]... ugh.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Slight delay''' from Blanca to Chris on Sat 9/13/08 4:12 PM
----

I'm on right now.
}}

===Blanca is real===

On this day, Chris records a [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|Captain's Log]] saying that Blanca is real.

{{quotebox|
'''My Home address''' from Chris to Blanca on Sat 9/13/08 7:40 PM
----

Here's my Home Address, Blanca, if you feel more comfortable in sending
me paper copies of your sexy pics through snail-mail first class:

Christian W. Chandler
 [[14 Branchland Court|14 Branchland Ct.]]
 [[Ruckersville, VA]] 22968-9545

I fully trust you; I am soo happy that I can, and I am even MORE
Happier to finally be able to hear your voice. You have a sweet, nice
voice. <3

I'll check in about 10 tonight to see if you're available to talk some
more; if not then, I'll check in again at 11, then Midnight. Meantime,
I have my [[Monty Python|British Comedies]] that I can watch.

I am happy to be able to honestly open my heart for you. I'm so happy,
I feel like I'm gonna burst. If you were here, I'd hug you out of
happiness.

I hope you feel happy too.

Talk To You Later, Cutie Pie;
 Christian C. :)
}}

{{quotebox|
'''Hey, Blanca''' from Chris to Blanca on Sun 9/14/08 1:15 AM
----

I'm on my Facebook, checkin' off Friend Requests, and I took the
liberty of searching for your Facebook page that you said you had. I'm
having trouble finding it; would you e-mail me your Facebook Name, or
log onto your account and send me a Friend Request (or maybe you may
have, and I might have mistakenly missed it while checkin' off the
Requests). Anyway, please reply to let me know.

Also, let me know if you'll be free to talk this afternoon or evening,
Sept. 14, on Skype, and if so, what time? Or I can suggest 3 or 9 PM.

TTYL,CP;
 Christian C. :)
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: Hey, Blanca''' from Blanca to Chris on Sun 9/14/08 10:29 AM
----

I made myself unsearchable. :< And I'm too worried about letting something as private as facebook slip
out of my grasp. Anyway, I'm too busy today to get on skype. I can drop you random e-mails in our e-
mail tag, but I've got homework and things to do today.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''That's cool''' from Chris to Blanca on Sun 9/14/08 1:16 PM
----

Well, I can't say how worried others may feel, but you are only doing
what you feel for yourself is a safe measure. If you feel that it may
be too much, you can either feel like "Well, you can't be too careful,"
or "I might be paranoid". Either way, I wouldn't worry Too Much about
privacy hackers; the best you can do is make yourself as invisible as
possible to the hackers, have a well-detailed, possibly
complicated-sounding, password, and pray.

You go ahead and complete your homework. But let me know which times
on each day is best to find you logged-onto Skype, so I can talk to you
some more. :)

You are a very interesting, funny and cute gal; always remember that I
Trust You, Blanca.

I'll Talk To You Later, Cutie Pie, <3
 Christian C. :)

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Keep a happy thought. My happy thought of the Now and forever in
memory is talking to you; if I am your happy thought, then I feel good
in knowing that I've helped you feel better.
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: That's cool''' from Blanca to Chris on Mon 9/15/08 10:40 PM
----

I guess I shouldn't be so worried... I'm just, ugh, IDK. Anyway, I've been gone cause of a huge power
outage that happened in the cincy-ky-in area... Just got power back today. :<

How have you been tho?
}}

===Sarah Jackson love triangle===

{{quotebox|
'''Re: That's cool''' from Chris to Blanca on Tue 9/16/08 12:00 AM
----

Hey, Blanca, it's good to hear from you again. I'm sorry about your
power failure. At least you are safe and well. I have been feeling
better since talking to you, thank you for asking. I feel soo lucky to
have a close friend like you.

Blanca, would you send me that sexy pic of yours in your reply to this
e-mail? I'm gonna be honest with you, over the weekend, I met this
other woman over the [[internet]], developed a good trust with her.
Basically, I'm feeling in-between with you and this woman, and I want
to make more certain which one I should save myself for. I have told
her about you, and I only want to be as fair as possible. I'd hate to
make you fee bad, sad orl jealous, because I honestly care about you
and your feelings a lot, Blanca Weiss.

I understand if this comes as a big surprise to you. But believe me,
YOU are the first I've said "I Love You" to openly and honestly. Let
me ask you, do you want me, in an honest relationship or sexually, more
or equal to bad?

I humbly apologize for letting this come between you and me, but I want
to be as fair as possible about this ordeal, since I've known you
longer, and I've entrusted you more trust in the time you and I spent
together over the internet.

I do not want to leave you sad, or feeling alone, because I would hate
to put you in a state of emotions I have felt myself before.

I care.

TTYL,CP;
 Christian C.
}}

{{quotebox|
'''I don't know if this is right, but...''' from Chris to Blanca on Tue 9/16/08 12:07 AM
----

I'll let you in on her, her name is [[Sarah Jackson]] from Alabama; she
lives with her younger Autistic sister [[Amy Rose|Rose]], and their mother; their
brother died in the army, he left them his old Sega systems. Rose was
a major Sonic Player; she found me on the internet, and led Sarah my
way; that's basically how she and I met. 
If you want, you may talk to her to help sort this mess out with me,
her e-mail is sarah_bug1109@yahoo.com, and her YahooIM name is [[Sarah Jackson]].
I have developed feelings for both of you, I don't want to
lose either of you, and I hope we can sort this out like calm human
beings, with no cat fights. 
TTYL,CP 
Chrstian C.
}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
'''Hello''' from Blanca to Sarah Jackson on Tue 9/16/08 12:58 AM
----

Hey there, I'm Blanca. I don't know, but has Christian mentioned me to you? He mentioned you to me.
Well, I was wondering... what are your intentions with him? I don't necessarily trust you, because this is
the internet. I don't know if you are with those ed people, but I pray you aren't and that your intentions
are honest. If you aren't with ed, then if Christian chooses to pursuit you, I will be ok with it and move
on, but if you aren't and you are of that wicked wiki, read on:

I care about Christian a lot and I would not see him hurt by anyone, especially not someone pretending to
be a girl to get their kicks from hurting an innocent man who is [[autistic]]. I hope you realize what kind of
monster you are. Honestly, what do you have to gain from hurting him? Oh? Are you going to get more
naked pictures of him? Going to rob him of his dignity? You know what. Go do something more
productive, like get a job, read a book. I don't know. Do something. What kind of person purposefully
tries to ruin the life of an autistic... its beyond me.

Anyway. Sorry if you aren't with those ed people... but lately I cannot stand them. I wish there was
something I could do about them, but the best thing to do is lay low. If you are a real person and you are
seriously looking to be with Christian, I suggest you lay low too.

-
 Blanca
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''RE: I don't know if this is right, but...''' from Blanca to Chris on Tue 9/16/08 1:14 AM
----

Christian, have you talked with this person over the phone? Suddenly, I have this feeling she isn't who
you think she is. I might be paranoid, and I don't want to undermine you, but I think this person might be
the person who made that fake myspace. Think about it. I never had a yahoo account.. and suddenly
after all that stupid stuff happens, this girl appears.. and she has a yahoo account.

Doesn't that seem a little funny to you? Ask her to talk to you. If she cannot vocally speak with you, I
would say you can keep talking to her, but don't trust her with any personal information or pictures...

I'm not trying to sound like a jealous ex-girlfriend, but I actually do care about you Christian... All these
people are trying to hurt you and I am doing my best to keep my eyes pealed and ready to spot shady
people. Let's talk tomorrow at 10 PM, ok? We'll discuss this Sarah person. I have computer nerd friends
who would be more than happy to help me... If she is real.. and if you.. I guess pick to go after her...
IDK. IDK if I could talk to you anymore, cause I would feel betrayed. However, if she is fake, I will do
whatever it takes to have her (or him) ruined.

You are pretty important to me Christian, and I am NOT going to let some idiot from ed or [[youtube]] or
wherever come by and hurt you again.
}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
'''Re: Hello''' from Sarah Jackson to Blanca on Tue 9/16/08 1:31 AM
----

Ive heard of you, girlie. I could ask you the same thing, considering that your account was already once
"Hacked" by one of those people!!!
 I personally think that YOU are one of those ED people yourself, and I just want you to know that if you get
in the way between me and my sweet bear I will claw your eyes from your FACE! ! !
 Chris is a sweet and loving man and he has feelings for me. . . you obviously blew it with him or he wouldnt
be talking 2 me in the first place. . . so u can just go and jump off a cliff, sister!
 You couldnt possibly love him the way I have come to, so just give this pathetic game UP!
 I will tell him about the slandorus things you have written to me, too, and then we'll see how much more he
trusts you!
}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
'''RE: Hello''' from Blanca to Sarah Jackson on Tue 9/16/08 1:40 AM

My account was not hacked, Sarah. Someone made an alternative e-mail to mine and somehow tricked
Christian into thinking it was me. I didn't know Christian was that trusting. I'm sorry if I came off as
angry or upset at you. I don't know who you are and, frankly, you come off sounding way young. How old
are you? 12?
}}

{{quoteboxred|
'''FW: Hello''' from Blanca to Chris on Tue 9/16/08 1:43 AM
----

Look at this e-mail Sarah sent me. I will let you see my e-mail before she obviously edits it.. I'm sorry
Christian, I don't want to... to cause stupid drama. I don't trust this girl... look at the way she addresses
me after I calmly state my position and my general distrust of people on the internet.

''Editor's note: Here, Blanca put a copy of her first message to Sarah, and Sarah's reply.''
}}

===Future dates with Blanca===

{{quotebox|
'''Blanca, I just wanted to thank you.''' from Chris to Blanca on Tue 9/16/08 5:08 AM
----

Thank you for showing me that you are truly willing to go the distance
for me.

I also wanted to let you know, and hope that you will keep within your
heart; keep the final version of that drawing of you and me in your
plain sight, I Promise, from the bottom of my happy heart, That WILL Be
Our Future. I want you with me as soon as possible. Until then, I
will humbly wait for you. Blanca Weiss, my Heart belongs to you now;
please treasure it well. :)

Also, I would like to ask for more Fresh Pictures of yourself from
multiple angles (making yourself nude in any of the pictures is purely
optional, but I would appreciate it for my personal reference). And I
would like you and me, in the majority of our future chats, use Skype,
with our microphones, headphones and webcams activated, so we can hear
and see each other as much as possible while you are in Kentucky.

While I'm thinking about it, did you say you'd might be able to make it
for Thanksgiving Break? If not sooner, I would appreciate your
presence. And if at that time, you feel ready, my virginity shall be
yours. :) I know I said it before in your previous pics, but you
STILL have a HAWT Body. Oh, my GAWD! :)

Also, I'd like to share my ideas for our beginning dates during our
first time together. If you'd like, I am willing to offer my couch in
my bedroom for you to sleep on during your stay, although my room, and
a chunk of my house is cluttered. Otherwise, you may look up a hotel
room to stay in within [[Ruckersville]] or [[Charlottesville]], VA on
http://www.hotels.com.

You may also want to punch in my home address on
http://www.mapquest.com to get a map to it. In case I didn't give you
my address yet, it's

14 Branchland Ct. 
Ruckersville, VA 22968

The First Day: After you get yourself checked in, should you stay at a
hotel, or when you are on the way to my house, after getting in or
around Charlottesville or Ruckersville, call me on my home phone at
(434)-990-0198 to let me know that you are on your way. You can meet
my [[mother]] and father, chat with them a while and get to know each
other. Then you and I, we can go upstairs to my bedroom to just hang
out, watch [[TV]], or chat a while. Maybe even some [[video game]]play with
[[Guitar Hero]] or something. For dinner that evening, our First Date, I
will take you out to [[McDonalds]], Arbys, Burger King, or a small
restaurant like that. Then I'd let you go back to your hotel, or bring
you back home. NO SEX on the first night, but if you'd like to make
out, I'd welcome it.

The Second Day: If you're in a hotel room, I would bring my PS2 or 3,
and we can play some more and hang with each other some more. If at
home, we can still play and hang. For Lunch, I'd take you to this good
all-you-can-eat Pizza/Salad/Soup/Desert Buffet that I know of in
Charlottesville, then we can take in a Romantic Movie at the theater,
or we can walk the Downtall Mall, and/or a walk in the park. I hope
I'm painting a good picture for you. If we take in the movie, you and
I can sit in the back, darker area. And if it doesn't bother you, I
may "Yawn and stretch" my arm around you to your other shoulder. If
you want to take it further, you may pull my hand on your shoulder a
little closer to your breast (of course, this is optional), and I'd let
you cop a reach into the popcorn bucket, or under that to cop a feel.
Stop me if I'm bothering you any. And you and I can make out in the
theater. And if you feel like it that night in the privacy of mine or
your room, you can take my virginity, or we can wait till the third
night, if there is one before you have to go back to Kentucky. Either
way, I would wear a condom then, and in the future until our Wedding
Night. :)

And basically, I'd try to be better or equal for each future dates
beyond that. :) I hope I've put a smile on your face after the wild
imaginings from those first two dates. :)

You may offer your humble feedback to all that in your reply.

Also, I would like to ask you, should you be here on a Sunday Morning,
would you be willing to come with me to my [[Methodist Church]] as a
Visitor? If you do, I would take pride in being with you there and
showing you off as my Girlfriend. :D But seriously, I would honestly
appreciate just having you with me there. We do sing from a red or
black book at points during each service, but you don't have to sing if
you don't want to.

That will just about do it for now; I look forward to the next time I
see your name on my AIM or Skype list appear, showing that I can chat
with you some more. :) Mics, headphones and webcams.

I am humbly yours, with Honest Promise of the drawing you kindly drew
to be Our Future, from the bottom of my filled heart.

"Looooving yoooou is easy, 'cause you're beauuuutifuuuuuuuul."

Talk to you later, Cutie Pie, 
Christian C.
}}

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'''Just wanted to let you know''' from Chris (cwcsonichu@aol.com) to Blanca on Tue 9/16/08 5:16 PM
----

I have told my close friend in Utah, I've honestly known since my early
[[Sweetheart Search]] Days; her name is [[Anna McLerran]]. No Worries about
anything between me and her; we are Only Good Friends, plus Anna's a
Lesbian. But Seriously, You can Trust her as a friend. I suggested
that she introduce herself to you as one of my older [[gal-pals]], so she
will e-mail you soon. She'll e-mail from her AIM address of
annamclerran, or her sketchybananinja@hotmail.com, or
sketchybananinja@gmail.com. She also has Skype if you'd like to
friendly chat with her that way as well.

Remember, Blanca, my heart is yours, and I will wait for you. I look
forward to our next Skype chat. Also, after you've finished the
drawing of you and me, please send me the .jpg scan of the drawing, so
I will have it as well to better remember my Promise to you that IT
Will Be Yours and Mine Future. :)

Talk To You Later, Cutie Pie,
 Christian C.
}}

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'''Re: Hello''' from Sarah Jackson to Blanca on Tue 9/16/08 1:43 AM
----

Im 27, dear.
 How old are YOU?

Look, you dont trust me, that much is obvious, but I dont trust YOU either.
}}

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'''RE: Hello''' from Blanca to Sarah Jackson on Tue 9/16/08 1:47 AM
----

I'm not going to answer. The fact that you can't type like a decent person makes me think you are closer
to being 12. Seriously. You are one of those ed people. Aren't you? Miss "Sarah Jackson".
}}

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'''Re: Hello''' from Sarah Jackson to Blanca on Tue 9/16/08 1:56 AM
----

How dare you!
 You dont know a thing about me!
 Your just scared and angry because you know that Chris loves me more.
}}

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'''RE: Hello''' from Blanca to Sarah Jackson on Tue 9/16/08 3:25 AM
----

Sorry hun. He just declared his love for me over skype while we were both on webcam. But that's ok. You
already have a lot of burden on you, like your sister and your mother. I think you should take care of
them. You are a great person to watch over them, you know?

Let me know how Rose is doing, k? Maybe I can help somehow sometimes, idk.
}}

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'''Re: Hello''' from Sarah Jackson to Blanca on Tue 9/16/08 3:46 PM
----

While my heart is broken Blanca, Im a big woman and I can let him go if it means he can be happy with you.
U know how u can help?

BY NEVER BREAKING HIS HEART.

Dont do it. . . he's too good of a person to have it done on him again. U keep him happy and dont break his
heart, you and I can be freinds. You hurt him, in any way, and you'l have ME to answer to.
 Because while u and Chris may love each other, Chris and me are freinds. And freinds protect each other.

so keep him happy.
}}

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'''Let me make a minor correction''' from cwcsonichu@aol.com (trolls who got into Chris's email) to Blanca on Wed 9/17/08 12:32 AM
----

In my previous e-mail, I said that my heart was yours, that might have
been taking it too far than how it is now, so my heart is still mine,
but I have my feelings for you. I love you like a Loved One.
}}

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'''I still love you''' from cwcsonichu@aol.com (trolls who got into Chris's email) to Blanca on Wed 9/17/08 4:12 AM
----

Please please please. 
I am desperate to get laid. 
Please have sex with me, if anything but simple pity, please. I am on
my knees! I will gladly present you with a real Sonichu medallion as a
sort of payment. 
Please consider my request.
}}

At 4:37 AM, the trolls send Chris's [[nudes]] to everyone on his contact list, including Blanca.

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'''A Major Update''' from Chris (chrischansonichu@aol.com) to Blanca on Wed 9/17/08 7:51 AM
----

Those [[trolls]] have hacked into my CWCSonichu AOL, MySpace, Facebook, ebay and YouTube accounts; I've taken
measures to prevent them from doing any further damage.

So, my NEW AOL address is ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Please DO NOT Share my new e-mail addresse with ANYONE; I'm trusting you with my heart.

I have deleted the CWCSonichu@aol.com account; at least they'll have lost the trail for now. I will NOT be setting up any
new MySpace, Facebook or YouTube accounts for a while. And I am totally blocked from logging into them, or my ebay
account.

I just can not believe this is happening to me.

Anyway, I'll TTYL; BE SURE to Reply to THIS E-Mail Address, and NOT CWCSonichu, and Upgrade your AOL Buddy
List.

Take care, :)
 Christian C
}}

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'''(No Subject)''' from Blanca to Chris on Wed 9/17/08 2:23 PM
----

Hey, Christian. Sorry to hear about that troll. >_< ugh. Make sure you delete the e-mail you sent me in
your "sent" folder, or else they will find your new e-mail. I haven't gotten e-mailed by your friend from
Utah. Er, or was that an email sent by a troll? This is rather confusing.

Sorry I haven't been on... things are WAY hectic with school because of the black out. I -WILL- be able to
talk to you tomorrow at 11 AM if you can make it. Just for 30 minutes, but then I have to run to class. k?
}}

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'''(no subject)''' from Blanca to Sarah Jackson on Wed 9/17/08 2:49 PM

Of course, Sarah. :< Its ok. Christian told me you are a pretty cool [[cat]]. I -know- you can find a nice man
soon.
}}

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'''Re: (no subject)''' from Chris to Blanca on Wed 9/17/08 11:02 PM
----

I've managed to DELETE Everything from my old AOL Mail account. I'll talk to you tomorrow at 11AM.
}}

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'''Just so you know,''' from Chris to Blanca on Wed 9/17/08 11:04 PM
----

[[Megan Schroeder]] at AIM poliziegwalt, or yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com, and Anna McLerran at AIM annamclerran, or
sketchybananinja@gmail.com or @hotmail.com ARE HONESTLY LEGIT; THEY ARE TRUE, CLOSE FRIENDS OF MINE.
}}

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'''Blanca, r u still there?''' from Chris to Blanca on Thu 9/18/08 11:35 AM
----

I'm on my Skype account, waiting to chat with you. You started talking at 10:10 AM; approximately 50
minutes before I got on.

Log on and call me; I'll wait a bit longer;
 Christian C.
}}

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'''In case you haven't logged into Skype yet,''' from Chris to Blanca on Thu 9/18/08 11:56 AM
----

[11:37:53 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says:
 I'm still here, B-W.
 [11:49:06 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: I've lost a lot of sleep from the whole bunch of Chaos yesterday.
I could not go to sleep that late night, after finding out that my stuff was starting to be Hacked.
 [11:50:51 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: I stayed up, trying to recover as much as possible, and
destroying the CWCSonichu account; I got a 7-hour nap from 3-10 PM yesterday. Then I had to fix up
my website for better security.
 [11:53:11 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: Anyway, before I came back to my PC on time at just before 11
AM today, I got a short 1 1/2 hour slumber. I need some more sleep. Can you log back into Skype for
you and me to chat and see each other about 5:00 this afternoon?
 [11:53:50 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: I will be on time myself. Hope to see you then.

I've copied this from my last entries into the Skype chat to-be-delivered to you area; it's true. I'll be
back on at 5 or 10PM Today; Please be logged in to your Skype account ON TIME; NOT an hour early. I
will be on time at both times myself.

TTYL,CP,
 Christian C.
}}

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'''RE: In case you haven't logged into Skype yet,''' from Blanca to Chris on Thu 9/18/08 5:50 PM
----

I'm sorry Christian, I woke up late and was about to be late for class, my greatest apologies. I'll try to
make it this time, ok? 10 sounds good to me, as I will have a window of free time.
}}

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'''Ami B-Chan''' from Chris to Blanca on Sat 9/20/08 5:57 PM
----

It's me, Christian. I'm sorry that I missed talking to you earlier this afternoon; I had overslept. I'm
getting over some of the stress of the recent chaos. It has been a real mess. Anyway, I'll try to make it
to talk to you over Skype tomorrow at about 2 or 3 PM. Please reply by sending me a chat message over
Skype (even though I am not on there at the time, I do still end up getting your message there. Be sure
to address me by your nickname we've decided upon recently.

TTYL,CP,
 Christian C.
}}

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'''RE: Ami B-Chan''' from Blanca to Chris on Sun 9/21/08 2:46 PM
----

Hey trey, im talking to you on skype right now silly
}}

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'''Re: Something came up''' from Chris to Blanca on Mon 9/22/08 12:18 AM
----

Thank you, Ami B-Chan. You are a Loved One to me too. :)
}}

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'''Something came up''' from Blanca to Chris on Sun 9/21/08 7:57 PM
----

Hey, something came up. I'm sorry if I don't make it tonight. Just know that I love you. :*
}}

''Editor's note: The following message cut off at the right side of the page.''

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'''RE: Something came up''' from Blanca to Chris on Tue 9/23/08 1:36 PM
----

Someone, it could have been a hacker. sent me this on skype last night FROM YOUR account

Blanca Weiss, there's something I need to inform you about. First, I wish to thank you ever so much for your support in my [[Sweetheart]] Search, as well
 6:46 AM

But, it is with heavy heart, because I truly deeply care for you, as a person, as well as your feelings, I've found someone else who I could really open
 6:46 AM

We have learned A LOT About each other, and we have found that she and I, we are Truly Compatible.
 6:47 AM

I'm sorry, Blanca.
 6:48 AM

I'm sorry that I've had to inform you with heavy heart. But, you have truly proven yourself as a True Friend, and I will never forget what you have
 6:48 AM

I feel for you.
 6:49 AM

I understand that the pain is soooooooo hard to bear, but you'll get over it eventually.
 6:49 AM

And you and I, we can still be Good Friends.
 6:52 AM

if you really want to call it off FINE.
}}

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'''Hey, Ami B-Chan''' from Chris to Blanca on Wed 9/24/08 7:05 PM
----

I haven't heard from you in a while. Are you okay? Please reply and let me know how you are. I would feel just terrible
if something bad happened to you. And I'd feel worse if you've hurt yourself because of me putting a hold on the
romantic relationship.

Please let me know that you are alive and well. I love you, Blanca, my Loved Friend.

Christian C.
}}

===Chris dreams of Blanca===
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'''Hey, Ami B-Chan <3''' from Chris to Blanca on Mon 9/29/08 11:31 AM
----

Blanca, in case you haven't logged into your Skype and got my messages yet, I have Wonderful News, of which I will
now copy and paste in this e-mail.

[9:22:55 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: Blanca. :)
 [9:23:02 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: I have Wonderful News.
 [9:23:38 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: I FINALLY HAD my Dream that I have been waiting for for soo long; the dream
revealing the name of my Sweetheart-to-be.
 [9:24:24 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: the scenario was simply, after talking to her over the internet, I went to the local
Hotel to meet her, and her name came up Often, and was Burned into my Memory and my Heart...
 [9:24:39 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: SHE is YOU. :)
 [9:25:04 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: YOU, Blanca Weiss, ARE MY SWEETHEART-TO-BE!
 [9:25:34 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: my heart was confused for the long time, but NOW IT IS FINALLY CONFIRMED;
IT IS YOU.
 [9:25:58 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: So, I will go ahead and mail you the Medals and the drawing this morning.
 [9:26:25 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: I am soo happy. I hope you feel better emotionally, and delighted as well. :*
 [9:26:33 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: I'll talk to you later.
 [10:40:36 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: I just sent the medals and the drawing to your aunt and grandmother, and I
wrote a letter on the back of the drawing for you, as well as drew up a short hand drawing of my dream of you being
revealed to me as my Sweetheart.
 [10:42:31 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: After you get here, I would like to meet you in the lobby of the hotel you will be
staying in, as it was revealed to me in my dream.
 [10:43:26 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: in the letter, I gave a specific instruction for your relatives to HOLD the package
for you, and give it to you Right After you arrive to see them. They should get them Wednesday or Thursday of this week.
 [10:44:36 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: the Two Medals are in a plastic box, sealed with a single piece of scotch tape,
with a loose end, so you can simply pull the strip upward to open the box to get your medal out of the box.
 [10:47:52 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: Also, I only sent you the Medal piece from my neck; I am holding onto the
necklace part, as it is an obsticle course itself to put on and take off. I gave you your own necklace for your Jiggliami
Medal; if you don't like that necklace, you may use one you already have instead. and should you want to secure the
medal part to the necklace, I can easily do that for you with twist-ties I've save a bunch of from numerous Autbots and
Decepticons.
 [10:48:11 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: I am soo happy that my heart is finally set after soo long. Praise God and
Jesus.
 [10:48:52 AM] chris_chan_sonichu says: I will wait for you to call me today. but I ask that you call me like before 2:30
PM this afternoon, or after 7:00 PM tonight.

<nowiki>:) :) :)</nowiki>
 <3 <3 <3

I hope that you ARE feeling better, and that you feel delighted after reading that God and Jesus have finally revealed their
Guiding Me To You. Also, I thank you for your Honest, Loving Devotions for me, and I wish to thank your brother, Jerry,
for giving me the emotional beat-down yesterday that led to you and me getting back into Trusting terms. I am soo sorry
for betraying you while my heart was confused and lost. But now I am finally found and guided by [[God and Jesus]]; Praise
them, and my Heart is Truely Set For You.

I hope to hear from you today. The reason I asked for before 2:30 or after 7:00 today, is because I have set up a
meeting with my congregation's new Pastoral Counsoler to talk about an unrelated issue.

I feel happy. I hope you're feeling happy too. :)

Talk To You Later, Cutie Pie, Blanca Ami B-Chan Weiss.
 Christian C.
}}

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'''Another thing, Ami B-Chan''' from Chris to Blanca on Mon 9/29/08 2:14 PM
----

I also put a Delivery Confirmation on the package I sent to your aunt and grandma. You can track the status of the
medals online at www.usps.com. The Delivery Confirmation Number is 0308 1400 0001 4439 1585.

I hope to talk to you soon.

Peace, and stay safe,
 Christian C.
}}

''Editor's note: This package mentioned above contained a [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|letter]] and Chris's [[medallions]].''

===Chatlogs with Smeagol and Sarah Jackson===

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'''The earlier chats.''' from Chris to Blanca on Tue 9/30/08 2:52 AM
----

These are the chats from earlier, starting with the one between me and smeagol:

 smeagol92055: So tell me, Christian.
 sonicman126: yes, sir?
 smeagol92055: How's the comic coming?
 smeagol92055: Believe it or not,
 smeagol92055: I actually like reading it.
 smeagol92055: Even though I kid and make jokes.
 sonicman126: :)
 sonicman126: I am half-way done with Episode 18
 smeagol92055: I'm also making a comic.
 sonicman126: I should have it finished by mid-October.
 smeagol92055: It's an 1800-page graphic novel about my experience in the Marine Corps.
 smeagol92055: I call it Contract Days.
 smeagol92055: A few pages of it are in my Deviant gallery.
 smeagol92055: (BTW, I've gotten better since then, lol)
 sonicman126: It's alright. as long as you take full enjoyment in drawing your novel, it won't matter how your drawing style is; as long as you tell the story in the best way you can.
 sonicman126: I wish you luck on its publishment.
 smeagol92055: Thanks.
 smeagol92055: I'm not sure if I'll ever finish it...
 smeagol92055: the story is so massive!
 smeagol92055: It's an entire four-year period of my life
 sonicman126: all you can do is take your time.
 smeagol92055: Yeah, I guess.
 sonicman126: don't rush.
 sonicman126: otherwise, you story may seem slapdash.
 sonicman126: and no one wants a shoddy job.
 sonicman126: do your best.
 smeagol92055: So, if this isn't too forward, how's things with the Panda?
 smeagol92055: Thanks
 sonicman126: she and I are just friends now.
 smeagol92055: really?
 smeagol92055: Wow, sorry to hear that.
 sonicman126: but God has finally revealed my True Sweetheart-To-Be, so it's okay.
 smeagol92055: I thought she seemed like the girl for you.
 smeagol92055: Really?
 smeagol92055: that's good news.
 smeagol92055: How did he reveal her to you
 smeagol92055: ?
 smeagol92055: If you don't mind my asking.
 sonicman126: in a dream last night.
 smeagol92055: Sorry I'm not up on my current events, I'm rarely on the Internet these days.
 smeagol92055: Oh, how nice.
 smeagol92055: Oh, also, sorry if I pissed off your friend; I couldn't get ahold of you, so I found her Livejournal page.
 smeagol92055: She seems a bit angry about something.
 sonicman126: it's alright.
 smeagol92055: Not my business, probably.
 smeagol92055: I don't want to pry.
 sonicman126: I won't go into details, but it's alright.
 smeagol92055: Good.
 smeagol92055: So how did you two meet?
 smeagol92055: She said you were friends and that you used to be more than friends, but that's all she would say.
 sonicman126: we have been chatting on the internet for over two months now; we have met ON the internet, we have talked through Microphones and Webcams.
 smeagol92055: Oh, nice.
 sonicman126: so she is Real and True.
 smeagol92055: So,
 smeagol92055: if you don't mind my asking,
 sonicman126: and She genuinely cares about me.
 smeagol92055: is she single?
 smeagol92055: Do you know?
 sonicman126: Hells Yes.
 smeagol92055: She's cute.
 sonicman126: Hells Yes.
 smeagol92055: woah, lol
 sonicman126: :)
 smeagol92055: hells yes to single? Or to cute?
 smeagol92055: or both?
 sonicman126: BOTH
 smeagol92055: nice.
 smeagol92055: So...
 sonicman126: you will learn her Identity in the End of the [[Sonichu 9|#9 Comic]].
 smeagol92055: I know you've had, er, revealing photos in the past... has it ever been reciprocal?
 smeagol92055: Nice.
 smeagol92055: Looking forward to it.
 sonicman126: what do you mean by reciprocal?
 smeagol92055: Like, has anyone ever taken off their pants for you onine? Or their shirt?
 smeagol92055: I guess what I'm asking is, is Sarah cute all over?
 sonicman126: before, yes.
 sonicman126: but Sarah is not the name of my Sweetheart-To-Be.
 smeagol92055: I like a girl who's not too... fluffy, shall we put it.
 sonicman126: and Sarah is cute.
 smeagol92055: but she looks pretty well-endowed, in any case.
 sonicman126: but if you want to go after her, I'd wait a week or so before introducing yourself; give her time to recover.
 smeagol92055: Really?
 sonicman126: Sarah Jackson is single.
 smeagol92055: What happened to her? She get in an accident?
 sonicman126: No.
 sonicman126: just an emotional upset.
 smeagol92055: ah.
 sonicman126: I gtg talk to my Sweetheart-To-Be some more; she is waiting for me.
 smeagol92055: I'm going to make a wild guess here and say... was this emotional upset related to your dream?
 sonicman126: you may say that.
 smeagol92055: hmm.
 smeagol92055: Well, I'll give her a few days.
 sonicman126: she lives in Alabama.
 smeagol92055: Don't want to strike too early, ya know?
 sonicman126: she is 27
 smeagol92055: Not a problem.
 smeagol92055: I live in California.
 smeagol92055: I travel a lot with my job.
 sonicman126: she has an Autistic sister; lives with her and their mother.
 smeagol92055: My wife knows about my open relationship.
 smeagol92055: She has one too.
 sonicman126: YOUR WIFE?
 smeagol92055: Yeah.
 smeagol92055: We're modern.
 smeagol92055: It's no biggy, it keeps us both straight.
 smeagol92055: No lies.
 sonicman126: You would be TOYING WITH SARAH'S HEART!
 smeagol92055: It's rather refreshing.
 smeagol92055: Oh, no I wouldn't.
 sonicman126: I CAN NOT LET THAT HAPPEN TO HER, MY CLOSE GAL-PAL.
 smeagol92055: Woah, pal, no one is toying with anyone's heart.
 sonicman126: JUST LEAVE HER ALONE; go do your wife.
 smeagol92055: Sounds to me like she could use a good fling to get over her "emotional upset".
 smeagol92055: woah.
 smeagol92055: Don't judge, pal.
 smeagol92055: Don't judge things you don't know about.
 smeagol92055: That's not very Christian of you.
 sonicman126: I may not know about relationships, but I know a LOT about True Friendships.
 sonicman126: and Sex Without Love is a Sin.
 smeagol92055: Who said anything about friendships?
 smeagol92055: Ha.
 smeagol92055: Sin.
 smeagol92055: What an antique concept.
 sonicman126: Sarah Jackson is my Friend, and I can not and will not let you use her for Loveless Sex.
 smeagol92055: Look, obviously you and I disagree, so let's just agree to disagree and leave that subject alone.
 smeagol92055: ok?
 sonicman126: fine.
 sonicman126: just leave Sarah Jackson out of your twist.
 smeagol92055: I don't judge you for taking your pants off and putting things up your butt.
 smeagol92055: So don't judge me for the things I do.
 smeagol92055: Which my wife knows about fully.
 smeagol92055: This is the 21st century, friend.
 smeagol92055: Everyone is doing it these days.
 sonicman126: Also, Sarah is a Virgin; she wants to ONLY lose it to her True Sweetheart.
 smeagol92055: Oh, did she tell you she was a virgin?
 sonicman126: yes.
 smeagol92055: She's 27; sorry to tell ya, pal
 smeagol92055: that kind of shit only exists in storybooks.
 sonicman126: just leave her alone.
 sonicman126: let's agree to that.
 smeagol92055: unless she's got some sort of grody secret, like a [[penis]], she's not as virginal as you're making her out to be.
 smeagol92055: Tell ya what.
 smeagol92055: I won't tell you anything about my encounters with Sarah.
 smeagol92055: Is that enough for you to sleep at night?
 sonicman126: now you are being just a duck.
 smeagol92055: Because what you're doing right now is cock-blocking.
 sonicman126: For Good Reason.
 smeagol92055: And cock-blockers lose it all in the end, buddy.
 sonicman126: to protect her heart.
 smeagol92055: Think about all the times guys have done it to you.
 smeagol92055: How frustrated it made you.
 smeagol92055: So wait...
 smeagol92055: she's upset, and you want me to wait a week to contact her?
 smeagol92055: Why a week?
 smeagol92055: Why that specific timeframe?
 smeagol92055: let me think.
 smeagol92055: Why would you want to keep me away for a week?
 smeagol92055: The only reason would be...
 smeagol92055: if you yourself couldn't talk to her for a week either. Am I right?
 smeagol92055: You just don't want anyone else befouling your stomping grounds.
 smeagol92055: So looks like I've got a week's grace period to talk to her without you interfering.
 smeagol92055: I can do a lot in a week, Christian.
 smeagol92055: And even if I can't, I can still do the one thing I'm after.
 smeagol92055: So don't mess with me or her, and I won't mess with you, all right?
 smeagol92055: Then everybody can be friends.
 smeagol92055: You'll thank me for this.
 smeagol92055: Maybe I'll even persuade her to throw you a bone.
 smeagol92055: If you know what I mean.
 smeagol92055: Are you there, Chandler?
 smeagol92055: No?
 smeagol92055: Come on, be an adult about this.
 smeagol92055: Don't sulk.
 smeagol92055: It'll happen.
 smeagol92055: And in a week, she won't even remember you exist.
 smeagol92055: And then I'll drop her after I've got what I want.
 smeagol92055: You like that shit?
 smeagol92055: You like knowing that someone else is gonna fuck your girl, Christian?
 smeagol92055: Ooh, I'm gonna give it to her soooo good.
 smeagol92055: She's gonna LOVE this dick.

And now, the one between me and Sarah J. that soon followed.

[[Sarah Jackson|sarah_bear1109]]: Maybe I was too harsh
 sarah_bear1109: Ive calmed down a bit
 sarah_bear1109: I talked with Rose
 sarah_bear1109: about the whole thing
 sonicman126: that's good.
 sonicman126: I'm glad you're alright.
 sarah_bear1109: She called you a butthead.
 sarah_bear1109: heehee
 sarah_bear1109: She said that she would kick your butt but it would keep u from finishing the next issue on time
 sonicman126: lol
 sarah_bear1109: I know youre a good freind.
 sarah_bear1109: and I know u havent had a lot of relationships in the past
 sarah_bear1109: so I cant really keep hating u for not knowing how to treat people.
 sarah_bear1109: But listen, please, honey, I need u to understand, we are FREINDS and FREINDS ALONE.
 sarah_bear1109: I cant afford to love u anymore.
 sarah_bear1109: Or be loved in return.
 sonicman126: I fully understand, and I humbly thank you for keeping me on as your friend.
 sarah_bear1109: Maybe someday
 sarah_bear1109: but not now.
 sarah_bear1109: thats the first right thing youve said tonight.
 sarah_bear1109: Humility is a step in the right direction.
 sonicman126: :)
 sarah_bear1109: And I accept.
 sonicman126: good.
 sonicman126: Listen Sarah, there is something I have to warn you about.
 sarah_bear1109: What?
 sonicman126: that guy, Smeagol; after you left, he contacted me on peaceful terms.
 sarah_bear1109: yeah, he seemed nice.
 sarah_bear1109: He was funny.
 sarah_bear1109: After u took his comic down, I mean.
 sonicman126: he complimented my Sonichu work, and gently told me about his 1800 page Graphic Novel he's working on.
 sarah_bear1109: Yeah, he told me the same thing.
 sarah_bear1109: it sounds cool
 sonicman126: eventually, he asked me about you.
 sarah_bear1109: He was in the Marines, did u know that?
 sonicman126: yes.
 sarah_bear1109: That is SO cool
 sonicman126: he did mention that.
 sarah_bear1109: I love a military man.
 sonicman126: there's more, Sarah, so please stop typing.
 sarah_bear1109: not to say I think any less of u, of course.
 sarah_bear1109: ok
 sarah_bear1109: u there?
 sonicman126: I told him a small bit about you; you in Alabama living with Rose and your mother.
 sarah_bear1109: uh huh.
 sonicman126: and that you were single.
 sarah_bear1109: RE AL LY
 sonicman126: but it gets worse.
 sarah_bear1109: worse?
 sonicman126: While he seemed like he wanted to Comfort you.
 sarah_bear1109: thats not actually bad...
 sonicman126: He actually wanted to USE YOU.
 sarah_bear1109: about what?
 sarah_bear1109: Wait, comfort me about what?
 sonicman126: from your emotional trauma.
 sarah_bear1109: . . .?
 sarah_bear1109: did u
 sarah_bear1109: did u TELL SOMEONE ABOUT OUR FIGHT?!!
 sonicman126: let me copy and paste the whole chat for you.
 sonicman126: no.
 sarah_bear1109: A COMPLETE STRANGER
 sarah_bear1109: ?!!
 sonicman126: no, I did not go into details.
 sarah_bear1109: So how did he know I was upset?
 sarah_bear1109: unless someone told him
 sarah_bear1109: and the only person that has this new email is YOU
 sonicman126: let me copy and paste the chat for you, and you can read it for yourself.
 sarah_bear1109: send it to me in an email
 sonicman126: okay, please wait.
 sarah_bear1109: Christian, please tell me you did not go spreading around our business with a complete stranger.
 sarah_bear1109: If u did, dont lie to me.
 sonicman126: I did not.
 sonicman126: I sent the chat in an e-mail.
 sarah_bear1109: Well see.
 sonicman126: you may read it for yourself.
 sarah_bear1109: I got it.
 sarah_bear1109: Give me a minute
 sonicman126: okay.
 sarah_bear1109: Oh really.
 sarah_bear1109:
smeagol92055: Like, has anyone ever taken off their pants for you onine? Or their shirt?
smeagol92055: I guess what I'm asking is, is Sarah cute all over?
Christian Chandler: before, yes.
sarah_bear1109: THAT SEEMS LIKE YOU BLABBING
 sarah_bear1109: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TELL HIM ANYTHING?!!
 sonicman126: I meant in their youtube video.
 sarah_bear1109:
Christian Chandler: I may not know about relationships, but I know a LOT about True Friendships.
Christian Chandler: and Sex Without Love is a Sin.
sarah_bear1109: Uh huh.
 sarah_bear1109: So that seems like a double standard, you masturbating 4 me
 sarah_bear1109: and then calling it a sin 2night
 sarah_bear1109: u cant have it both ways!!!
 sonicman126: READ HIS WORDS.
 sonicman126: not mine.
 sarah_bear1109: Ohhhhh, no.
 sarah_bear1109: You BOTH get your words read.
 sarah_bear1109: Because it takes 2 to carry on a conversasion, chris!
 sonicman126: okay.
 sarah_bear1109: Okay, so he's a stupid guy,
 sarah_bear1109: that doesnt make him a villain
 sarah_bear1109: he said himself that his wife and him have an open relationship
 sarah_bear1109: Im not saying Im letting him near me,
 sarah_bear1109: but thats the way theyve chose to live theyr lives,
 sarah_bear1109: and who am I to judge?
 sarah_bear1109: And who are YOU to judge?
 sarah_bear1109: if they can sleep with that knowlege at night
 sarah_bear1109: then thats theyr own business.
 sarah_bear1109: TALK 2 ME
 sonicman126: I am
 sonicman126: I was trying to protect you from him doing somthing so meaningless and unloving with you.
 sarah_bear1109: HELLO
 sonicman126: but, you're cool with him and his ways? he may force himself onto you.
 sarah_bear1109: phhhhh
 sonicman126: I was only trying to protect you, as my close gal-pal
 sarah_bear1109: Im a southern girl
 sarah_bear1109: let him try
 sarah_bear1109: I'll lop his nuts off and brand his ass with a double J
 sonicman126: okay.
 sarah_bear1109: Im 237 pounds, Chris.
 sonicman126: Wow.
 sarah_bear1109: I can take any lilly-livered California boy that tries it.
 sonicman126: alright. I just didn't want to see you get hurt again.
 sonicman126: I warned you.
 sonicman126: that's the best I can do on that for now.
 sonicman126: I'll leave how you handle the situation in your hands.
 sarah_bear1109: I'll take care of this moron.
 sarah_bear1109: I like military guys, but I'll tell him Im not interested.
 sarah_bear1109: He;ll take the hint.
 sonicman126: I hope so.
 sarah_bear1109: In the future, dont talk about me to anyone.
 sarah_bear1109: even if they ask
 sarah_bear1109: if they want 2 know about me
 sarah_bear1109: let them come 2 me themselves.
 sonicman126: fair enough.
 sonicman126: I Promise you, Sarah Jackson, not to talk about you with anyone else.
 sarah_bear1109: good.
 sarah_bear1109: GOOD.
 sarah_bear1109: Thats how the trouble started LAST TIME
 sonicman126: I understand.
 sonicman126: just one favor.
 sarah_bear1109: whats that
 sonicman126: should he use excessive force,
 sonicman126: KICK HIS ASS FOR ME TOO; KNOCK SOME OF HIS TEETH OUT!
 sarah_bear1109: trust me, a shotgun blast to the knees will do the trick just fine, sweetie.
 sarah_bear1109: thanks.
 sarah_bear1109: 4 caring about me.
 sonicman126: :)
 sarah_bear1109: Although...
 sarah_bear1109: all this talk about him "giving it to me"
 sarah_bear1109: have got me a little...
 sarah_bear1109: y'know...
 sarah_bear1109: ;p
 sonicman126: I understand. lol
 sarah_bear1109: hmmm.
 sarah_bear1109: Let's try that again.
 sonicman126: lol
 sarah_bear1109: I AM HORNY TAKE ME IN A MANLY FASHION
 sarah_bear1109: lol
 sarah_bear1109: joking
 sonicman126: LOL
 sonicman126: :D
 sarah_bear1109: all this fighting works a girl up, you know?
 sonicman126: you do what you have to do.
 sarah_bear1109: Gets the juices flowing
 sarah_bear1109: gets her in the mood
 sarah_bear1109: does it get u in the mood?
 sonicman126: Don't tempt me; Let Blanca Tempt me. :)
 sarah_bear1109: sorry
 sarah_bear1109: its hard, though you know?
 sonicman126: lol
 sarah_bear1109: youre hot.
 sonicman126: thank you.
 sarah_bear1109: and Ive already seen the goods
 sonicman126: lol
 sarah_bear1109: maybe some day
 sarah_bear1109: after you realize what a perfect girl I am for u
 sarah_bear1109: gotta go to bed now.
 sarah_bear1109: Talk to u later
 sonicman126: okay. take care and stay safe.
 sarah_bear1109: Good night
 sonicman126: good night.

There you go. Also, I wanted to ask you, some person e-mailed me a week or two ago, with the enclosed pic that he says is a pic of you; please lo

Take care, stay safe, and I look forward to our next chat/talk, Sweetheart.

Peace, 
Christian C. 
}}

===Sweetheart PSP===

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'''Pink PSP Information''' from Chris to Blanca on Tue 9/30/08 8:59 PM
----

Okay, Blanca, apparently I've told your brother about the PSP, so that's where I remembered telling you (but not really).

In any case, the story was that I was going to originally give it to [[Megan]] for her birthday, but then she dumped me like
that. So, I've been holding onto it, saving it for my True Sweetheart. It is gently used, ONLY BY ME, and I had it souped
up with the latest PSP Update Data available, and saved on the Memory Stick, there are choice PSP Themes, images,
PSP Commercial Videos, and recommended internet bookmarks. In addition to the basic stuff and all that I've given it, it
is being cozily housed in a [[Target]] Store Zipper Pouch; the PSP fits in it like a glove. And here's the fun part, the Pouch
UNFOLDS into a Reusable Shopping Bag, and it can be refolded back to its pouch form. :)

As for the games I'll include with the PSP, I've already mentioned the PSP UMD Games, "Ape Escape: On the Loose"
and "BUZZ! Master Quiz"; rated "E" and "E-10+" respectively, the 2GB Memory Stick Duo currently has about 1500MB
Free Space in it. So, the listed games I can download to the Memory Stick to be played will have their respective File
Sizes and ESRB ratings with each item.

Playstation One Classics

E- Crash Bandicoot- 467MB
 T- Tekken 2- 485MB
 T- Medievil- 331MB
 E- Jumping Flash- 269MB
 E- Wipeout- 75MB
 T- Syphon Filter- 384MB
 E- Hot Shots Golf 2- 156MB
 T- Castlevania: Symphony of the Night- 356MB
 E- Destruction Derby- 66MB
 E- 2Xtreme- 60MB
 E- Jet Moto- 74MB
 E- Rally Cross- 103MB
 E- CoolBoarders- 42MB
 E- Spyro the Dragon- 342MB
 T- Twisted Metal 2- 323MB
 E- Wild Arms- 300MB
 E- Warhawk- 244MB
 E- Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back- 103MB
 E- Jet Moto 2- 115MB
 E- Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped- 106MB
 E- Jet Moto 3- 329MB
 E- R-TYPES- 244MB
 M- Syphon Filter 3- 399MB
 E- Rayman- 97MB
 T- Street Fighter Alpha- 80MB

PSP Games

E- Beats- 238MB
 T- Syphon Filter: Combat Ops- 68MB
 E- Ape Quest- 236MB
 E- Go! Puzzle- 43MB
   - The Cryptics Digital Video Comic- 190MB
 E- Flow- 90MB
 E- Echochrome- 46MB

I can also hook you up with a good number of Demos, aviailabe through the [[Playstation Network]], as well as The PSP
Demo Center - If at first you don't succeed, read the instructions. For more information on the Playstation
Classics and PSP Games I have listed, you may look them up on the PC PLAYSTATION®Store. And if you would like
to Purchase any of the games, movies or TV shows I have not purchased yet on my PSN Account, please let me know,
and we can work out the details of how and when you can reimburse me for the price of the downloadable software.
Movie and TV sh ow files can only be purchased ONCE at a time; if the file was deleted from the Memory Stick Duo or
my [[PS3]]; that's it, the movie or show file would have to be RE-PURCHASED.

The same is applied for Rentals. The way the Rental Files work is that AFTER it is downloaded, it is playable for 2
weeks before Playing the Movie/Show file the First Time. After the First Playback; then it is good for 24 Hours from that
very second. The movie/show file will remain playable until the Expiration Time, when after that moment, the file will NO
LONGER be playable. So, the file is READY to be Deleted then, but you would have to delete it yourself.

Also, should you create your own PSN account, then buy or download a free demo from YOUR account to the PSP, then
you would no longer be able to play the Game or PSN Video files that were Originally downloaded from My account,
because the PSP or PS3 HAS TO be syncronized with the individual holder's account.

For more information on use of the PSP, you may visit PlayStation.com for that information, under the PSP tab.

After you and I meet, and before you have to return to Kentucky, I will go over the functions of the PSP with you
personally, and how you may customize it for your individual preferences. :)

I will make sure to make the investment on one or two Skype Capable PSP Headset(s), so we can talk to=2 0each other
away from our laptops or PCs as well, for FREE. :)

I look forward to our next chat over Skype, as well as our first in-person meeting.

I Love You, Blanca, my Ami B-Chan girl. :)

Take care and stay safe,
 Christian C. :)
}}

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==See also==

{{BlancaSaga}}

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:E-mails]]

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Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9

2010-11-21T02:19:35Z

RudiganRex:

'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9''' is the ninth call between Chris and Alec, which took place 25th February 2010.

==Summary==
The call begins with [[Alec]] asking [[Chris]] how his birthday was and then asking about his reasoning behind the recent disturbing developments in [[Sonichu 10]]. Alec points out some notable [[hypocrisy]] in regards to Chris's use of [[Chris and anger|violence]] in issue 10, given that Chris has criticized the [[Asperchu]] and Sonichu Revolution comics for using a lot of violence. Alec goes on to call out Chris for trying to weasel out of the conditions he had agreed to in earlier phone calls and telling him off for not listening to him...again.

Chris defends his actions with the always amazing excuse that "he was still filled with anger," which, you know, totally makes everything O.K. Alec also points out that "apologizing" is not quite equal to "violently murdering the people you wronged in your shitty comic." The two argue about the issue of [[Simonla]], and the fact that Chris didn't exactly kill her in the manner promised AND introduced the character "Sandy", Simonla's daughter, defeating the entire purpose of eliminating Simonla. They discuss [[copyright]] and Chris's misunderstanding of the concept, in addition to Chris's massive [[ego]].

Chris-chan's Love Day is brought up. Chris denies ripping off ''Independence Day'' and claims that trying to make his own birthday a national holiday isn't completely unreasonable in any way, shape or form. Chris states that the Mexican Flag Day (which is coincidentally the same day as his birthday) "could be better," which implies that it "could be better" by celebrating his birthday on a national level AND he says that there should be a second day in addition to Valentine's Day to celebrate love and his birthday "just feels right." When Alec mentions that he's definitely creating a dumb ass cover-up for wanting his own birthday to be a holiday, Chris dances around the question like a drunken retard ([[Alcohol|how fitting]]).

Chris also admits he likes it when people kiss his ass, which has been [[Ego|kind of obvious]] for a long time. He then proves he knows nothing of Christianity ([[Religion|also obvious]]). Chris also admits he believes Simonla has always been his and tries to explain why it's not O.K. to [[parody]] a parody (it's as retarded as it sounds). In addition, Alec catches Chris in another [[lie]] about how many pages he had done. Chris blames the [[trolls]].

The call appears to end with Chris hanging up mid-sentence.

==Video==

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{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9 Part 1
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|_Ae7T05cIJQ}}
| Stardate = 25 February 2010
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]
| previous = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]
| next = Current
}} </center>

===Transcript===
'''Alec:''' Hey Chris, it's Alec.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Hi, Alec. I was not...

'''Alec:''' Hey, Happy birthday!

'''Chris:''' [''Annoyed''] I wasn't- okay, well I was not expecting you.

'''Alec:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Chris:''' So, thank you.

'''Alec:''' Yeah. Yeah, how was, how was your birthday today?

'''Chris:''' My birthday was yesterday, and it was, it was, it was good.

'''Alec:''' Oh, oh, it was, it was yesterday?

'''Chris:''' I spent it with my family. Yeah.

'''Alec:''' Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Well, yeah, I saw the pages you got uploaded today. Um, yeah... Uh... What's up with that trial, Chris? That was kinda like, that was kind of, uh, out of left field. That was... I didn't expect that at all.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, you drew, you drew, you, uh, drew me, you drew, you drew me in a set- in a setup of, uh, the, of uh, being beared false witness from uh, from your, from your parody of my Sonichu. In, uh, comparison of uh, that, of the [[Liquid Chris|other Chris]] being the real one and not me, which I was the real deal. And then you set me on fire. And then recently, you per-, you portrayed me getting my head getting chopped off with a sawblade! With gory detail!

'''Alec:''' Chris, you didn't read that, that last page. Did you read the, um, the page? 'Cause, what happened there was, um, that was a picture of the real you in the comic, and I said, you know, like your head got chopped off but then you came right back and said "No, it's okay, we're just faking". I didn't, your head didn't actually get chopped off.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Alec:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Okay, it could maybe have more obvious.

'''Alec:''' Well, if you read the text it would have been obvious. You know.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Alec:''' It, there was a lot, there was text there, I mean, I spelled it out. I specifically had you say "Don't worry, this is fake!", you know, "My head's not really chopped off. I'm fine." You know, um, you accuse me of using, er, well, not accused, of using violence, I do use violence, that's true. But I was just kind of, uh... It seems kind of weird that your comic has suddenly taken a ''very'' gory turn. I mean, like...

'''Chris:''' [''Interrupting''] It's just, it's just, it's just [[Sonichu Special 4|one time]].

'''Alec:'''But you said violence is wrong, though. One time's...

'''Chris:''' [''Interrupting again''] But I... Yeah, well, you, you, you did violence unto me, I was just returning the favor.

'''Alec:''' Oh, revenge is okay, though? Chris, you said violence is wrong. You didn't say it's okay in the case of revenge. [''long pause''] And, I'm kinda, I'm kinda curious, why is this trial taking place? Like, why are Alec and Mao and me, er, Alec and Mao and uh, Evan and Sean, uh, why are we on trial?

'''Chris:''' [''takes a smug tone''] Okay, let me see. The, uh, copy-, copycat, the whole bunch of copy-, copycat of practically everything from my, nearly everything from my books. Set me on fire, chopping my head off, false witness, and uh, oh yeah, how about wanting to kill Simonla Rosechu?

'''Alec:''' Um... Do you remember all the times we talked about Simonla? Where I explained to you that I wanted you to kill her because she's not your character, and Evan wanted her gone from your comic?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Alec:''' Chris, you told me, you swore up and down to me that, that you understood the point I was trying to get across to you and that you understood what I...

'''Chris:''' [''Interrupting yet again''] Yeah I did, yeah I did understand that. Yeah I-

'''Alec:''' [''Shutting Chris down''] Well, no! You're lying to me, Chris. You obviously didn't.

'''Chris:''' No, I did, I did...

'''Alec:''' [''Refusing to put up with Chris's bullshit excuses''] God Chris, I can't believe, I cannot believe you did this Chris. You, you know I thought that you were just, you know, kinda going "Yeah, uh-huh" just mouthing along and pretending to understand and saying what I wanted to hear to get me off the phone. And you know, I said that to you. I asked you, "Are you doing that?" And you said "No," you said no. You, you promised you understood, you would comply, you believed what I was saying. But then this trial comes along and what you're telling me right now is apparently my words went in one ear and out the other with you. And you think that, that me and Evan did something wrong to you. You think that you have done nothing wrong? Do you seriously believe that we are, you know, antagonists and that you are just a saint here?

'''Chris:''' Hmmm. Let me think about that a moment. To ask my question best.

'''Alec:''' Okay, well, while you're thinking about it, remember: Don't tell me the answer that you think I want to hear. Tell me what you really believe. That's the answer that I actually want to hear, is what you really believe.

[''Tense pause. Chris is watching South Park in the background.'']

'''Alec:''' You know, I'm looking at... Uh, the page here where you had like 10 people simultaneously electrocute me. Sonichu says [''wimpy voice''] "Oh I'm not gay!"

[''Chris attempts to respond, Alec drowns him out.'']

'''Alec:''' Chris, how many times, how many times did I tell... Okay, another thing, apparently, you didn't listen to. How many times did I tell you that I never portrayed Sonichu as gay? I explained clearly to you. Because you thought that he and Asperchu are gay, and I explained to you, "No, they're just, they were just hugging because they're friends, they're close friends." And I thought that you understood that, but... Go ahead.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but like it'd be, but the portrayal could be misconstr-, construed, especially with the, uh, all the pink, all the pink-hearted drawings that you did...

 '''Alec:''' Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you did misconstrue it.

'''Chris:''' And the one, and the one where they were, the one where they were lying next to each other, in a bed situation...

'''Alec:''' Okay, okay, you did misconstrue it. That's true. And then you brought that up to me, and then I explained to you what it really meant. And now you apparently ignored that and just, you say, Sonichu says, "eeewww, you're portraying me as gay." I'm not portraying Sonichu as gay. I've never done that. The only gay characters in my comic are Wild and Simonchu... Well, Simonchu's bisexual. And, uh, I think that's it right now, actually. Well, Mitch, Mitch is gay in my comic. Although I haven't shown him having a lover yet. You know, none of my fans misunderstood that.

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Alec:''' I mean, not that it really matters, because the point is that you misunderstood it, you brought it up to me, and I explained it to you. I don't care that you misunderstood something, what I care about is that you apparently didn't even listen when I explained it to you. Because anybody can misunderstand something, but you brought it up to me, I explained it to you, and you made it sound like you did understand. But apparently you didn't.

'''Chris:''' Actually, I did understand, but I still had the anger and rage, I still had the anger against you. And I wanted to bear, I wanted to...

'''Alec:''' No! No. Why? Why would you have anger against me? If I explained...

'''Chris:''' One, uh, one big reason is continuing the adverts, continuing the blasphemous advertisements on my CWCipedia against me. Those are like...

'''Alec:''' [''shouting over Chris''] Oh, really? Hey, hey, hey, do you remember when I explained to you...

'''Chris:''' Especially, especially the ones declaring my birthday as Asperchu Day...

'''Alec:''' HEY! Chris. Chris! Do you remember when I explained to you last time that my ads are staying up there because you completely insulted me, and didn't respect what I wanted you to do in the apology video? But what you're saying me now is, you think that the ads are an attack on you. You're just completely forgetting what I told you before. Or maybe you're not forgetting it, maybe you're just choosing to disregard it. They were a direct consequence of your actions. You had the power to get rid of the ads and you did nothing. So how can you be mad at me for having the ads up? [''pause''] When I gave you several ways out, and you didn't take them?

'''Chris:''' Well, at least I, at least I, when, at least I went by your request and put, and hand-wrote all the apologies and everything, and killed Simonla.

'''Alec:''' Oh, oh no. [[Sonichu 10#Forgiveness...?|You said that me and Mao and Sean and Evan killed Simonla]]. That's what your comic says. Apparently you didn't fulfill that part of the requirement either. Because I wanted you to kill her, but you accused me of killing her. And then you killed us in your comic. What kind of apology is that? When... Okay, an apology is when you do something wrong, you acknowledge it, and you make reparations to whoever was wronged. An apology is not where, um, you attack the person that you owe an apology to.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Alec:''' It's like you said... It's like you handed me a bowl of ice cream, said, "Hey, here's some ice cream for you," but then just as I reached out for it, you threw it on the ground. That's kind of what it feels like. Chris, do you remember last time, I told you that you were the one who drew the Voltorb? You were the one who killed Simonla.

'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, well, requesting the death of one of my characters comes with a price.

'''Alec:''' I'm sorry, what was that?

'''Chris:''' And, and I had... I said request of the, request of the killing of one of my characters...

'''Alec:''' NOT YOUR CHARACTER. Not, no, Simonla was not your character. She was Evan's.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, with all the writing, with all the writing...

'''Alec:''' "Yeah, but anyway"?

'''Chris:''' With all the, uh...

'''Alec:''' You said, "Yeah, but anyway." Are you acknowledging that Simonla was not yours?

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] I acknowledge that Simonla was not mine, but I did not...

'''Alec:''' You just, but, two minutes ago you said...

'''Chris:''' I did not care very much for all the anger and torments and that such abuse that I continued to get from Evan. Anger...

'''Alec:''' What, what abuse did you get from him?

'''Chris:''' Verbal, verbal abuse and...

'''Alec:''' Like how?

'''Chris:''' In the Mailbag.

'''Alec:''' He sent you e-mails requesting you to stop using the character that was his.

'''Chris:''' And then threatening me with, sic his lawyers on me...

'''Alec:''' Yeah. Because you were committing illegal acts against him.

'''Chris:''' Anyway, the point is, Simonla is dead now.

'''Alec:''' Yeah, well, no, the point is that, um, you apparently don't listen when I talk to you. That's my point. Right?

'''Chris:''' Hm. Actually...

'''Alec:''' Because you believe that you are in the right, and everyone else is in the wrong. And you... Is that your TV going in the background? Do you ever turn your TV off when you talk to people on the phone? That might be kinda...

'''Chris:''' I do turn my... Well, actually, I do turn the TV off sometimes. [''takes a self-righteous tone''] Alright, I'll turn it off now.

'''Alec:''' Well, thank you, I appreciate that. Okay.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Alec:''' Alright. Thank you for that. Um, who is is [[Sandy]], by the way? Sandy, like Simonla's daughter?

'''Chris:''' Wild and Simonla's daughter. Yes.

'''Alec:''' How can Simonla have a daughter when she's not supposed to exist in your comic? You know, Evan might get pissed about Sandy existing.

'''Chris:''' Well, the, well, still, Sandy did not originate from Simonchu.

'''Alec:''' She kinda looks like, exactly like Simonla, but with, like, Lisa Simpson hair. She did originate from, she's like a clone of Simonla.

'''Chris:''' Well, she is not a clone of Simonla, she is a Ground-type rosechu.

'''Alec:''' Yeah. Isn't that what Simonla was? Do you even realize the point of getting rid of Simonla in the first place? It was because... Okay. Evan was mad about Simonla because Simonla was just a rip-off of Simonchu. And it looks like Sandy is a rip-off of Simonla, which by corollary makes her a rip-off of Simonchu as well.

'''Chris:''' [''long pause''] I disagree with that.

'''Alec:''' You can disagree all you want. Doesn't make it true. You can tell me the sky is orange as much as you want, it doesn't change the fact that the sky is blue. I mean, judges will agree with that one.

'''Chris:''' Okay, well, actually, still, Sandy does have an origin that's definitely not, definitely not one that Simonla was from. Explained lately, it's based off of somebody's, some other character.

'''Alec:''' She originates from Simonla.

'''Chris:''' She actually, she actually was born as a rosey...

'''Alec:''' From Simonla.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh, long pause'']

'''Alec:''' You know, this probably doesn't matter a whole lot, I bet you're never going to use Sandy again. I mean...

'''Chris:''' Oh yes I will! Because, because we need a constructor, we need, we need the main constructor in the city of CWCville, and Simonla was that, so now Sandy has to be the one who fills in Simonla's shoes.

'''Alec:''' Can't you just have, like, a construction crew? Like, you know, construction workers with vehicles? How can one person really do all the construction?

'''Chris:''' Simonla, Simonla was head builder, she did have a crew. And when you take out the leader the whole crew falls.

'''Alec:''' Okay, don't you think that crew... You know, I'm sure she had, like, a second-in-command, alright. Don't you think that her crew might feel kind of insulted that, um, you have, like, a person who is a week old just take control? Inheriting the crew. So you, you've got a construction crew that runs, like...

'''Chris:''' No, she was, she's not, well, she's not, Sandy's not going to take the reins prematurely like that...

'''Alec:''' You just said that...

'''Chris:''' She's going through heavy training.

'''Alec:''' Why? So she's child labor?

'''Chris:''' No, not child labor.

'''Alec:''' Well, she's like a week old, and you already had her assassinate people. I mean, that's...

'''Chris:''' The point of that was that they were revenged against Evan for having, for even thinking of killing off Simonla.

'''Alec:''' But you killed Simonla.

'''Chris:''' Because I was forced, because I felt forced to by, between, by y'all.

'''Alec:''' That's correct, we did force you to, because your refused to acknowledge that... Chris, what is copyright infringement? Give me your definition.

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] Copyright infringement...

'''Alec:''' Yes. I'd like to hear your definition.

'''Chris:''' [''another pause''] The misuse...of a character that originally belonged to somebody else.

'''Alec:''' Oh! Really.

'''Chris:''' Without their consent.

'''Alec:''' Okay, now, how does that connect to Simonla? You misused, you misused Simonla because she rightfully belonged to someone else.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, still, even still, even Sonichu was originally mine, and I have a copy-, I have the copyright registration forms to prove that.

'''Alec:''' So? What does that have to do with Simonla? You stole... Don't change the subject, Chris. You stole Simonchu and screwed around with him. Two wrongs make a right, is that, is that the case?

'''Chris:''' That is not the point I am trying to make.

'''Alec:''' Well, then, why do you...

'''Chris:''' That is fairly, that is fairly accurate though.

'''Alec:''' When we're talking about Simonla, why do you bring up Sonichu's copyright? What does that have to do with it?

'''Chris:''' Because you drew him, because you drew him in your pages without my consent, and then, and then made him look like, look like a homosexual. Or appear as such.

'''Alec:''' Why does what I... Why does anything that I do have anything at all to do with how you treat Evan and his property? Why do you want to punish one person for, for a wrong that you perceive another unrelated person doing?

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Alec:''' I am not Evan. Evan is not me. Chris, do you... Okay, this... Goddammit, Chris, this is just like, remember when you were complaining about how, you know, the trolls and ED attack you, and you used that as an excuse for why you treat me like shit? Why do you think it's okay to treat some random person like shit just because you've been treated badly, by other people that aren't related?

'''Chris:''' Okay, well, now, to correct you, it is not, I did not do it on a random person, quote unquote, I actually had reasons to do it against you and your crew.

'''Alec:''' I asked you why you stole something from Evan, which happened a long time ago, as I understand it, actually, well before I created Asperchu, and your response is that, you know, it's because of something I draw.

'''Chris:''' Well, I'm just saying, that was...

'''Alec:''' If I remember right...

'''Chris:''' ...why I did, why I didn't care for what you did very much, and that was what you did there.

'''Alec:''' Chris, when someone asks you a question, it's polite to respond with an answer that is relevant to the question. When I asked you why you think it's okay to steal Simonchu from Evan, please don't respond by going off on some unrelated tangent about how you don't like me.

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Alec:''' Okay? Now, if I remember right, on that Simonchu article, before you doctored it to make it look different, it said that it was like in August of 2008 that you, quote unquote, created Simonla. That's a long time, that's over a year before I created Asperchu. I created Asperchu not even three months ago.

'''Chris:''' Mm-kay. Hm.

'''Alec:''' Okay? Okay what?

'''Chris:''' Well, let me think about that a moment so I can properly answer the question about the, uh... The quote unquote character theft.

'''Alec:''' You know what, I don't really want to go over whether you think stealing Simonchu is right or wrong or not, because we've done that before, and you, you know, I was fooled, I thought that I had gotten some kind of response out of you, which turned out to be a complete lie. Because you, to this day, still believe that Simonla is yours and everyone else is evil. I just want to know why, why you think that you're perfect, and that everyone else who has a disagreement with you is automatically wrong.

'''Chris:''' Well, to correct you, I never thought that I was perfect! I am imperfect, for a few reasons...

'''Alec:''' You still think that you're better than everyone else.

'''Chris:''' And one of which is definitely the high-functioning autism.

'''Alec:''' Well, what, what the hell does autism have to do with you being a bad person?

'''Chris:''' No, I was just saying, that's one reason why I'm not perfect.

'''Alec:''' So if not for autism, you think you would be perfect? Do you really think autism is your only flaw? I don't think...

'''Chris:''' No, I have a lot of other flaws, I know that.

'''Alec:''' Yeah, I don't think autism... Of all of your flaws, I don't think autism...

'''Chris:''' But I'm just saying, I'm just saying that's, I'm just saying that is one of my flaws that makes me not perfect. I am not perfect, I never said that. I have never said that I was perfect.

'''Alec:''' You imply it by suggesting that Evan and I are evil people who, who made you kill Simonla, because she was yours! Gah, okay, now I'm really pissed off, Chris. I'm mad at you. Because, why... How many years have you been pissing and moaning at people about your copyrights, your precious Sonichu copyrights? But you don't give a shit about Evan's copyright, or my copyright, or anyone else. You just take whatever you want, and you act like you're in the right by doing so. Why do you do that?

'''Chris:''' Hm. [''mumbles''] Why do I do that... [''long pause''] Hm. Mm. Hm.

'''Alec:''' You have no response, do you?

'''Chris:''' I'm thinking! Can I think? Sometimes my mind's a little slow.

'''Alec:''' You've had, like, how many years of worrying about copyright?

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh'']

'''Alec:''' I would think you would be a master of copyright law by now, considering how important it is to you. I would think you would know copyright laws backward and forward.

'''Chris:''' I am not as knowledgeable as a copyright lawyer.

'''Alec:''' Chris, um... Let's change the subject a little bit. What's up with that, your [[Christian Love Day]] video?

'''Chris:''' Because, because it was my birthday, I was just making a stand against the trolls. And the internet bullies.

'''Alec:''' What stand?

'''Chris:''' That I'm not gonna be let-, that I'm not going to be thrust down by the likes of which... And I'm going to continue on.

'''Alec:''' You... You kinda just... I recognized that speech you used, you just took that from ''Independence Day''.

'''Chris:''' What?

'''Alec:''' You took that speech from...

'''Chris:''' I did not take...

'''Alec:''' Chris, that speech, that "We will not go down without a fight" speech, that was... That was lifted directly from, uh, ''Independence Day''. Remember that movie?

'''Chris:''' Well... I remember that movie, I saw it only once, and I did not know that those, that those lines came from that, that speech was actually written by a friend of mine.

'''Alec:''' So you can't even write your own speech?

'''Chris:''' I can write my own speech! But he, I let my friend do it for me.

'''Alec:''' Well, why do you think that your birthday should be a holiday in the first place?

'''Chris:''' Well, it, well, once, when it is a, it is a holiday in Mexico. They should be equally important holidays in America.

'''Alec:''' It's, okay, it's Mexican Flag Day. In Mexico. Mexico has, I dunno, what, like 40 million citizens, something like that? So, are you really saying that Mexican Flag Day is no more important than your birthday? Should 40 million Americans, or more, be celebrating your birthday?

'''Chris:''' I'm not saying, I am not saying that.

'''Alec:''' You said that your birthday should be of equal importance to Mexican Flag Day.

'''Chris:''' I'm just saying...

'''Alec:''' Well, I was wrong, I just, I just looked it up, Mexico is actually like 110 million people. I was way off. Okay, so, your birthday is more important than 110 million Mexicans.

'''Chris:''' I never said that. And I never said that anybody should celebrate my birthday on that day.

'''Alec:''' Chris, um, your first response when I asked you, like 90 seconds ago, I asked you, "Why should your birthday be a holiday?" And you said, "Well, it's a holiday in Mexico, therefore it should be of equal importance in America." That is exactly what you said.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Alec:''' And it's what you're thinking. You think that, you think that Mexican Flag day is just, not even good enough, right?

'''Chris:''' Well, it can be better.

'''Alec:''' It can be better?! It's a day for 110 million Mexicans to celebrate the freedom of their country!

'''Chris:''' And that, and that celebration could be, celeb-, could be accepted in America.

'''Alec:''' Well, why? Why would Americans celebrate Mexico's history? Americans have the fourth of July, that's when we celebrate our history. We have Flag Day too, like June 16 I think?

'''Chris:''' That's about, uh, I think that's about right.

'''Alec:''' Yeah. So we already have a Flag Day.

'''Chris:''' But still, I mean, we have these, we have the, the Messicans in America.

'''Alec:''' And I'm sure they can celebrate Flag Day.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. So, we should accept that and, and maybe celebrate as well in like a congratulatory way for them.

'''Alec:''' Well, then why wasn't your video, um, about Mexican Flag Day, instead of this made-up Christian Love Day?

'''Chris:''' My idea behind Christian Love Day is, like, the possibility of a second Valentine's Day.

'''Alec:''' It's like 10 days after the real Valentine's Day. Why would we need another Valentine's so soon?

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] It's like we need more, it's like we need more reminders to love and care about each other.

'''Alec:''' Valentine's Day is a Hallmark holiday, sponsored by corporations to sell shitty gift cards and disgusting fake sugar candies. It's not about love. It's just a stupid corporate holiday. If you want, if you want to really celebrate love, you can do it at any time. You don't need a holiday.

'''Chris:''' It's to help us, help remind us to do so constant-, on a more constant basis.

'''Alec:''' Okay, so why your birthday? Why your birthday, of all the days in the year, why would you choose your birthday for this particular holiday? Unless it was about celebrating yourself.

'''Chris:''' Because it feels right.

'''Alec:''' What do you mean, "it feels right"?

'''Chris:''' It feels like a good dr-, a good day to celebrate something.

'''Alec:'''Yeah. Like Mexican Flag Day.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Alec:''' Chris, Chris, just admit that you just want... You really think that you're so important, that you're so saintly and perfect, that you think your birthday should be a holiday. Just admit that to me.

'''Chris:''' Well, I am not saintly or perfect.

'''Alec:''' But you think that you're such an important person that your birthday should be a holiday. Admit it. It's about your ego.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Hm. I partially agree with you on that, but it's actually a lot more than just quote unquote ego.

'''Alec:''' What, what more could it be?

'''Chris:''' I am not sure right now because I cannot come up with the right, with the right ans-, with appropriate answer for that.

'''Alec:''' Well then, well then you shouldn't be trying to create a holiday... Chris, you shouldn't really be trying to do anything until after you've come up with a logical reason to do it.

'''Chris:''' Okay, well, I, okay well...

'''Alec:''' Countless times, countless times I've asked you why you do things, and you fall back on, "I'm not sure, it felt right." Or you use your emotions as an excuse, like when you brutally murdered me and Evan and Mao and Sean in your, in your sham mock trial. You know, [''mocking voice''] "because you were still angry about the ads!" Let's go back to that...

'''Chris:''' And another thing...

'''Alec:''' What, what other thing?

'''Chris:''' What, how you portray me and my, and my electric hedgehogs, even in a parodic way, as a, as a, as definitely mentally retarded for one characteristic.

'''Alec:''' [''talking over Chris''] Chris, how many times have you...

'''Chris:''' And then brutally killing, killing us off like you did...

'''Alec:''' You brutally killed me.

'''Chris:''' And then, and selling, and sexually expliciting us like that.

'''Alec:''' Sexually ex-

'''Chris:''' Where you said all that first.

'''Alec:''' Oh, so that makes it okay for you to do anything? Chris, how many times... Okay, okay, you accuse me of making a parody, and I can't even begin to count the number of times I told you Asperchu's not a parody, but you accuse me of making a parody like it's such an evil thing, um, how many times have you fallen back on describing Sonichu as a parody of Sonic and Pikachu, when people ask you? And when you do it, it's a good thing, you use it as a defense against attacks by Nintendo and Sega and other companies. Why is it, when you think someone else is parodying you, um, shit hits the fan? Why is that, Chris?

'''Chris:''' Well, for one thing, you have por-, you definitely have portrayed a sense of retardedness and stupidity and even worse in that sense. And then used, that came from me and my pages, and the videos, and put them in your book. Like, you definitely drew a dildo and a sports bra as among one of the things, as among two things that Asperchu was digging out of his chest in the first book.

'''Alec:''' Have you ever seen ''Team America''? You remember that movie?

'''Chris:''' Yep. Yeah, I've seen that movie.

'''Alec:''' Did you like it?

'''Chris:''' It was okay.

'''Alec:''' You remember how they made Matt Damon retarded in that movie?

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Alec:''' Well, they did.

'''Chris:''' Some of, some of those jokes do not hit me right away because they're not that, they're not that obvious to me. Or I don't know what's about the context of it. Like for example, the recent new ''Family Guy'' where Chris dates the Down's Syndrome girl, and then apparently the joke where she says "I'm the daughter of a former Alaskan...something."

'''Alec:''' Governor. It was Sarah Palin, Chris. It was about her.

'''Chris:''' Former Alaskan Senator, that was it.

'''Alec: ''' No, it was the governor.

'''Chris:''' But yeah, it was supposed to be, it was, I learned in an article in today's ''Washington Post'' that, uh, that apparently it was meant as an attack on Sarah Parin, and I did not know that when I first heard that.

'''Alec:''' Sarah P-A-L-I-N, actually.

'''Chris:''' But I was, at least I was, that was a general statement.

'''Alec:''' Okay, um, we're getting off on a wild tangent here. My question is, why is parody such a bad thing to you? When other people do it.

'''Chris:''' Uh, I do not understand half the question. Why is parody blind to me...?

'''Alec:''' Why do you think parody is bad when other people do it?

'''Chris:''' Oh.

'''Alec:''' I mean, it sounds, it kinda sounds like, if I had drawn you as a perfect, you know, super-strong master of the universe like you draw yourself in your comic, then you would have been fine with it, because I would have been kissing your ass in that case.

'''Chris:''' That would have been, that would have been considered, that would be considerably agreeable right there between us, yeah.

'''Alec:''' So you prefer that people just kiss your ass all the time?

'''Chris:''' It may, it may, it helps, it makes me feel better, it makes me feel encouraged.

'''Alec:''' It makes you feel better?! Chris, you're an adult, you really want people to kiss your ass all the time?

'''Chris:''' Well, yeah, not all the time.

'''Alec:''' Why can't you learn to deal with...

'''Chris:''' I don't want, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like constant abuse.

'''Alec:''' What constant abuse?

'''Chris:''' And torment and slanders and cursings.

'''Alec:''' Oh, what torment and slander and cursing? Hey, Chris, okay, okay, you don't like slander? What about all the lies you've told about me? What about, okay, remember a while ago you made a video trying to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|hypnotize people into hating Asperchu]]? Like you spoke in backwards Spanish or something? Remember when you cursed me with the death threats?

'''Chris:''' And I apologized for that.

'''Alec:''' No, no, no, no, not, no, you're not getting away with that bullshit excuse this time, Chris. Okay? You can't just do things, do horrible things, and then offer a fake apology afterwards. That's not okay. That's not what apology is. You know, you claim to be a Christian, this is really, do you really think this is what God wants his children to do?

'''Chris:''' Hm. You're right, it is not something that, uh, God would like.

'''Alec:''' Yeah, well, you're not a Christian.

'''Chris:''' [''shifts to a grim, offended tone''] I am a Christian. I am a baptized practicing Methodist...

'''Alec:''' No, no you're not. You don't practice... Baptism doesn't mean shit. You don't even try to practice what Christianity teaches.

'''Chris:''' Well, for one thing, I don't have a total understanding of all the rules, and, uh...

'''Alec:''' Well, you can't be a very good Christian if you don't understand the rules.

'''Chris:''' Of course, there's a whole lots of, to memorize, and, and it's...

'''Alec:''' [''mockingly''] Yeah, religion is hard, isn't it?

'''Chris:''' ...and, what is, God does want, one of the things God wants us to do is not to worry about every single detail.

'''Alec:''' But you worry about every single... Oh, no, no, okay, no, that's not how it works. God wants you to follow the rules that he lays down. God wants you to try to be a good person. You don't even try to be a good person. You are completely selfish, and you do whatever you want, and you demand that other people go out of your way for you, to do things as you want them to. And then when someone starts pestering you, you offer a superficial apology and hope that smooths it all over. And then you draw a comic, you know, negating even that simple apology, where you threaten people and murder them in your comic. Thereby proving that you were just lying to the person who, you know, thought that you actually understood the point he was trying to get across. God condemns lying, you know.

'''Chris:''' [''angry sigh'']

'''Alec:''' Admit that you lied to me when you said, when you agreed with me that you didn't have a right to use Simonla. Admit that you have always believed that Simonla is yours.

 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] I'll admit...that.

'''Alec:''' Oh, okay. Okay, good, so all of our previous calls were just lies, then.

'''Chris:''' Not, no, not, no, they actually happened.

'''Alec:''' Yes, they happened, Chris, but your responses were lies. I know the phone calls happened in reality.

'''Chris:''' Hm. Anyway, uh, let me get back, anyway, uh, I don't mean to be all, but I want to get back to an early, to the earlier topic about, uh, what's wrong with you making a parody of a parody. Okay, well, okay, well, take a cue from what they did in one episode of ''Robot Chicken''.

'''Alec:''' I don't watch ''Robot Chicken'', so this reference means nothing to me.

'''Chris:''' Hm. Well, anyway, anyway, anyway, one...

'''Alec:''' Try explaining it to me without the use of TV references.

'''Chris:''' [''angry''] Consider a remake of a remake of an original movie! That was original as a blockbuster.

'''Alec:''' Okay... What about it? What about a remake of a remake?

'''Chris:''' It's not very good.

'''Alec:''' Sometimes they are. Sometimes remakes are better. Did you see the new ''Dawn of the Dead''? That was way better than the George Romero shit.

'''Chris:''' I have not, I have not seen either, I have not seen either ''Dawn of the Dead''.

'''Alec:''' You probably shouldn't, 'cause there's gore in it, and I know how much you hate that.

'''Chris:''' I don't mind, I don't mind gore, up to a certain point.

'''Alec:''' Well, obviously, given how gory your murder of me was. But, okay, I'm still having a little trouble understanding why, um, parody is okay when you do it, but not okay when someone else does it.

'''Chris:''' [''long pause''] Hm.

'''Alec:''' Because you proudly proclaim Sonichu to be a parody, but at the same time you accuse other people of doing parodies like they're doing a bad thing.

'''Chris:''' [''more stalling''] Hm. Okay, well, think about this. How about if somebody did a parody to Asperchu?

'''Alec:''' Yeah?

'''Chris:''' And made him look even more stupid and more retarded, and actually brutally killed him in all the blood and gory detail! Or had him sexually raped in a prison cell of all dudes! How would you feel if you saw that?

'''Alec:''' Uh, I don't think I'd give a shit, honestly. I mean, if it was well-done, I might kinda laugh at it. If it was meant to be a funny parody. See, I don't take myself completely, I don't take myself completely seriously like you do. I can laugh at my own foibles and I can laugh at the foibles of my comic. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] That is...a theory, yes. Though I am not one hundred per-, I'll, that is, a, a previous...

'''Alec:''' So you don't really agree with it, though? You don't think imitation is ever a good thing?

'''Chris:''' Not one hundred percent.

'''Alec:''' Because Sonichu's an imitation of Sonic. Then you must agree that Sonichu is a good thing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, because it was, because it was originally meant in a positive light. But then I get all the inputs from the trolls and all that on the internets, and then that just plain ticks me off.

'''Alec:''' Okay, if the guy who created Sonic, I don't know what his name is, but if he came along and discovered your Sonichu comic, he would probably-

'''Chris:''' [''rudely burps'']

'''Alec:''' -See that at least half of it is just you attacking trolls... I mean, the comic's not even really about Sonichu. It's about you, and it's about your war against trolls.

'''Chris:''' Well, that's to be undone because, because I, because I have just, after I finish with book number 10 I will be making less appearances in the book, in the books, and then, and now it will be more about Sonichu.

'''Alec:''' Are you gonna do that reboot that we talked about?

'''Chris:''' There will be a form of a reboot, yes.

'''Alec:''' Why did you do these pages, then, if you're gonna do a reboot?

'''Chris:''' I mean, I mean, if I'm gonna be making less appearances in the comics, I figure I may as well let myself go out with a bang.

'''Alec:''' Um, no, no, Chris, Chris, I explained to you, a reboot is a complete restart. What happens in the reboot will have nothing to do with the comics that you've made thus far. And you know, you said you had like 30 pages, you only uploaded like...16.

'''Chris:''' That was the amount I had to complete number, book number 10. And the book is completed.

'''Alec:''' You said you had like 30 pages.

'''Chris:''' Well, right now I just wanted to get book number 10 out of the way.

'''Alec:''' But you said you were going to have like 30 pages up on your birthday.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh'']

'''Alec:''' So you went back on your word again.

'''Chris:''' [''angry''] Well, I overestimated myself!

'''Alec:''' What do you mean, "overestimated"? You said you had like 30 drawn and ready to be Photoshopped.

'''Chris:''' Well, just accept the fact that I had, I finished book number 10, and I had them all ready for Photoshop, and I uploaded them.

'''Alec:''' You know, if you have a deadline with a publisher and they're expecting 30 pages by a certain date, and you come to them and say, "Oh, yeah, here's 16 pages," they're not gonna be happy with you.

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Alec:''' And you didn't even upload them on your birthday, you uploaded them today. The day after. People who miss deadlines don't get paid.

'''Chris:''' Well, I had computer troubles.

'''Alec:''' Of course you had...

'''Chris:''' And I had to go out, and I had to go with my family to a restaurant to celebrate my birthday.

'''Alec:''' Sonichu is your job, Chris!

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] That's another thing, you put them in the perspective of like, he's my job, it just makes me feel...

'''Alec:''' Well, you intend to make your huge money-making franchise, right? So yes, he is your job.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Alec:''' Yeah! And you don't take your job seriously!

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] But, but you see, with that belief, with that definition, in the mentality of an artist, when the thing was originally supposed to be a work of art and creativity, then it just cheapens it.

'''Alec:''' Um, well, then, I could say it cheapened it when you started saying you intended to publish it and make money off of it.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh'']

'''Alec:''' So what you're telling me now is, you have no intention of ever making money off Sonichu. Because if it is just a work of art for its own sake, that's fine. But you keep promising, you know, deadlines that you miss, and you keep saying you're gonna publish it and make money off of it.

'''Chris:''' [''massive sigh'']

'''Alec:''' Do you not want to make money off Sonichu anymore?

'''Chris:''' No, I would like to make money off of Sonichu.

'''Alec:''' Well, okay. You're cheapening it, then, it's not a work of art anymore.

'''Chris:''' Because I had too many influx from bad people like the trolls!

'''Alec:''' What the hell do trolls have to do with it, Chris?

'''Chris:''' And also from, and also from...

 '''Alec:'''I have you as a troll, and my comic kept going just fine.

 '''Chris:''' And also from...

'''Alec:''' And how do trolls control what goes in the comic? Go ahead.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh''] It's when they really tick me off, and then it just, it just, it's like putting, [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|it's like putting poison into the water supply]].

'''Alec:''' Why do you keep responding to trolls, then?

'''Chris:''' [''mega-sigh'']

'''Alec:''' And another thing, you have a really broad definition of "trolls," it seems. Because you think that people that ask you questions you don't like in your Mailbag are trolls. You think homosexual people are trolls just for existing, because you want to cure gays.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh'']

'''Alec:''' I think the ironic thing there is, gays would probably consider you a troll. Because you want to destroy their identity when they haven't done anything to you.

'''Chris:''' [''another sigh'']

'''Alec:''' You think I'm a troll, and I've been trying to help you.

'''Chris:''' Well, I'm sorry, sometimes things are, I have been trying to collaborate, I get misunderstood often, and it just really makes me feel like, I don't know, I feel like I'm being misunder-

[''Call cuts off'']

{{succession|label=[[Alec Benson Leary calls]]|prevlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Chris and Alec Call 8]]|nextlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|Current]]|}}

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?gzmndqjwz1x The original audio]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ae7T05cIJQ YouTube Version: Part 1]

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

User:RudiganRex

2010-11-20T10:24:00Z

RudiganRex:

I made an account because some of the typos and little mistakes got to me. I may have a go at transcribing some Mumble chats.

{{JERK}}
{{Atheist}}
{{Asexual}}
{{Australian}}
{{GrammarNazi}}
{{PS3}}
{{AlecBensonLeary}}
{{Krapplefag}}
{{Kitty}}

2006

2010-11-20T09:53:10Z

RudiganRex:

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[[Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:113-CWCJam061.jpg|thumb|Christian as he saw himself in '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:114-CWCJam062.jpg|thumb|The [[Love Quest]] takes its toll...]]
[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|Overview of Chris's [[eBay]] purchases during the first half of '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:08-Camo-Flage.jpg|thumb|A [[My Little Pony]] drawn by [[Megan]].]]
[[Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|thumb|On '''12 May 2006''', Chris finally gets his degree.]]
[[Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG|thumb|On '''27 June 2006''', [[Patti]] dies.]]

The year '''2006''' shows several important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s behavior that are now seen as typical.

First, Christian starts to get more and more clingy towards [[Megan]]. Via e-mail, she repeatedly tells him off, but to no avail.

Second, he starts engaging to large extent in the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into a significant amount of [[Chris and money|debt]]. For the first time, Chris starts buying pornography, [[sex toys]], [[My Little Pony]]s, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like [[eBay]] and AdamandEve.com. Although Christian is unemployed and no longer in school for most of the year, he still has a limited social life. He mostly goes out to engage in [[card game]]-related activities.

In 2006, [[Barbara]] apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the [[sub-episodes]]. Therefore, after [[Sonichu 4]], no more sub-episodes come out.

==Events of 2006==

===February===
* February 19 - First [[Sex toys|porn]] purchase from [[eBay]].
* February 24 - Chris turns 24.

===April===
* April 22 - [[Megan]] finds out Christian bought her a Nintendo DS.
* April 29 - Christian draws ''[[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]]''.

===May===
* May 1 - Megan gets Christian to buy her Nazi pictures from eBay. She admits that she is attracted to Wehrmacht soldiers.
* May 6 - Christian wants to meet Megan in the park, but she doesn't show up. He [[Donald Duck impersonation|talks with the ducks]].
* May 12 - Christian finally gets his [[CADD degrees]] from [[PVCC]].
* May 22 - Megan tells Chris that she doesn't want a relationship. Saddened, he makes a CD entitled "CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of My Quest, Part 1" and also "Part 2".{{cite}}

===June===
* June 25 - Megan tells Christian to back off. She says she was once refused by a boy she liked, and doesn't care for love.
* June 27 - Christian's dog, [[Patti]], dies.

===July===
* July 4 - Christian draws ''[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]''.
* July 15 - Megan tells Christian that she is getting tired of him copying her hobbies.
* July 26 - First [[My Little Pony]] purchase from eBay.

===August===
* August 3 - Christian finds out Megan has a crush on a soldier. He is devastated.
* August 7 - Megan tells Christian she doesn't like his attitude against men.
* August 14 - Christian revises [[Story of My Current Days]], and adds information about his most recent exploits.
* August 27 - With nothing to do, Chris fakeposts on his guestbook AGAIN, saying that he wants to send a message to every [[Charlottesville]] girl that doesn't want him on Myspace, and tell them to "get off their behind" and date him.

===September===
* September 16 - Chris buys a Booty-licious Love Doll. (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
* September 18 - ''[[Pokémon]] Diamond'' and ''Pearl'' is released.

===November===
* November 28 - Christian shoots his [[Pixelated PS3]] video for Adult Swim.

===December===
* December 25 - Chris gives up on Santa because he, after being asked for three consecutive years, still hasn't brought Chris a woman to be his. (Strangely, Chris also states to have stopped believing in Santa at the age of 15 all ready...)

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Christian Weston Chandler Interview

2010-11-19T09:26:41Z

RudiganRex:

[[Image:LetsNotTalkAboutPickles.jpg|thumb|right|"Let's not talk about [[pickles]]."]]

'''Christian Weston Chandler Interview''' was Chris's first public interview that occurred sometime before the [[2008]] Elections that was conducted through the [[PSN]].

Notable is Chris's genuine concern that [[Barack Obama]], if elected, would paint the White House black, in addition to denying that the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] was destroyed.

We also catch a fleeting glimpse of [[Barb|Snorlax]] in her only video appearance to date.

==Video==
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==Transcript==

'''Interviewer 1:''' So, um, what do you think of [[Barack Obama|Barack]]. Just tell me, please.

'''Chris:''' I just don’t care much for him.

'''Interviewer 1:''' Why, you now. why. Be specific, man. You’re smart.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, you’re a smart guy.

'''Chris:''' Well…there’s a theory that, uh, if Obama went to the White House he would probably paint it black.

''[DMX's "X Gonna Give It You" plays as a video depicts Obama in front of a black White House, flying a KFC flag with large buckets of KFC over the front lawn.]''

'''Interviewer 1:''' But, why do you think he’s going to pain the White House black. Just, why? I mean it’s like me painting my house green for no damn reason

'''Interviewer 2:''' It’s cause you like [[pickles]].

'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Can we not talk about pickles, please?

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Are you aware that people on YouTube are, uh, claiming that they stole your [[Medallions of Fail#The Sonichu Medallion|medallion]]?

'''Chris:''' Hmm… It’s on me right now, so there...so, uhh, they're telling [[lies]].

'''Interviewer 2:''' They said something about you made another one and it’s two times bigger like… like, uhh… It's false, isn't it? Because it’s on you, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's mostly… yeah it's mostly false. Yeah.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Mostly false? I mean, what's… what’s not false about it, then?

'''Chris:''' I’d rather not talk about it and don’t worry about it. I mean…I mean they’re just blowing off smoke and uhh…they’re jealous of, ya know, some of my success and what not so it’s just best to ignore them. Don’t worry about them.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Golden. That’s golden.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Damn, Chris. [[Sonichu]] and, uh, the [[Medallions of Fail#The Jiggliami Medallion|Jiggliami medallion]], I’m just glad they’re all safe, ya know. They… they go me going there when they showed me those medallions. I mean they look exactly like the one you had. Like, I was fooled. Like, this is why I asked you because they were picture-perfect.

'''Chris:''' ''[under his breath]'' Alright, mmm hmm.

'''Interviewer 2:''' So how did, how did that get into his possession, like uhh… you sent it to [[Blanca]] and how did they get it, how did it get to their possession in the first place?

'''Chris:''' They were, they were living nearby her and they just intercepted the mail.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Wow. What’s up with the pickles, dude?

'''Chris:''' I hate pickles.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Who is the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man in the pickle suit]]?

'''Chris:''' I don’t know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.

'''Interviewer 2:''' I mean, there’s actually someone in a pickle suit that you know and you hate him. [''Background laughter'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don’t know who that person is.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' I’m sorry. I just wanted to ask you, like, what do you, like, do you hate [[Homos|gay people]]?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

''[Clip of Chris Crocker crying, “you bastard”]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' You hate gay people.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Oh, okay.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Chris:''' Hang on a moment.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Alright.

''[ [[Barb|Barbara]] presumably walks into [[Chris’s room]]. Chris sets his camera down on his bed]]''

'''Chris:''' Hi mom. I’m alright. How are you.

''[Chris and Barb talk as the interviewers laugh to themselves]''

'''Barbara:''' You should be sorry, too.
''[mumbling]''

'''Chris:''' I’m talk…I talking to a couple of people on the internet on the [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]]…Well…I’ll consider it. I’ll talk to you later. (picks up his camera) Alright, well, that was my mom. She entered and left.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, we saw that, Chris.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Ya know, you’ve got to be a respectable person.

'''Chris:''' Yup.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah. Yup. A person that, uh, you know, we have to be, uh, we have to be, uh, you know, respectable people. We can't be ''pickles''.

''["WTF BOOM" soundclip and footage of a mushroom cloud exploding.]''

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?gjlmgufymom Download]

[[Category:Videos]]

User talk:RudiganRex

2010-11-17T06:20:42Z

RudiganRex: Created page with "."

User:RudiganRex

2010-11-17T06:18:00Z

RudiganRex: Created page with "Just adding some stuff so that the text isn't red. Hey."

Just adding some stuff so that the text isn't red.

Hey.

IRC (03 January 2009)

2010-11-17T05:59:55Z

RudiganRex:

On 03 [[January 2009]], [[Chris]] spent a little over two hours on '''IRC''' talking to fans from [[Sonichu Girls]].

The chat is painfully long, and consists largely of various purportedly female fans pandering to Chris's massive [[Ego]] so they can ask him embarrassing questions. While largely mind-numbing dull, there are a few notable highlights scattered about. Chris briefly talks fighting other girls boyfriends, then states he is strong, can lift "a good number" of pounds, and can play ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' standing up. A little later, we're treated to a Spanish interlude, revealing Chris's somewhat shaky grasp of the language. Later still, Chris begins to babble about his supposedly 7-inch [[duck]], and reveals that he's taken pills in an effort to make it longer. From there, the conversation derails into a hypothetical orgy in which all the Sonichu Girls are naked In Chris's room at once.

Things finally take a turn for the interesting when a male fan shows up and begins hammering Chris on why he hates [[homosexuality]]. Chris all but ignores the questions for awhile, before going into a seemingly unrelated rant about how much he hates [[Bob Chandler|his father]]. He simultaneously blames his father for instilling him with a fear of homos, and claims that his dad is evidence that all men are [[jerks]]. The trolls, sensing weakness, jump on this, asking Chris if he hates his father so much, why doesn't he just get a job and move out? Chris quickly becomes [[stressed]] by this sudden onslaught of legitimate, non-asskissing questions and leaves the chat.

==Transcript==
 23:10 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu
 23:10 -!- Guest is now known as Guest1662
 23:10 -!- mode/#sonichu [+v Guest1662] by '''BlueSpike'''
 23:10 -!- Guest1662 is now known as '''ChrisChanSonichu'''
 23:10 <%'''BlueSpike'''> I can't OP you, but you can talk now Chris.
 23:10 <+'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey, y'all. :)
 23:11 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''ChrisChanSonichu'''] by '''cogsdev'''
 23:11 <@'''cogsdev'''> hi chris
 23:11 <+'''CameronVanDierten'''> hey chris
 23:11 <%'''BlueSpike'''> Hi!
 23:11 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''CameronVanDierten'''] by '''cogsdev'''
 23:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, I'm all ears and replying input; let's chat.
 23:12 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> very cool
 23:12 <%'''BlueSpike'''> I was in the meeting, it was fun!
 23:12 <%'''BlueSpike'''> When is the comic gonna be up, BTW?
 23:12 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i wasn't, but i heard it was good
 23:12 <%'''BlueSpike'''> Today I hope!
 23:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it will be uploaded this weekend.
 23:12 -!- Irssi: #sonichu: Total of 31 nicks [4 ops, 1 halfops, 0 voices, 26 normal]
 23:12 <%'''BlueSpike'''> Awww, okay. :(
 23:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Before Monday.
 23:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm glad you enjoyed the meeting.
 23:13 <%'''BlueSpike'''> Aww, I GTG.
 23:13 <%'''BlueSpike'''> Later Chris!
 23:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> take care.
 23:13 <%'''BlueSpike'''> Wait...
 23:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes
 23:13 <%'''BlueSpike'''> No, false alarm, I can stay.
 23:13 <%'''BlueSpike'''> I was gonna play Unleashed, that's all.
 23:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> cool.
 23:14 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> heheh
 23:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ah.
 23:14 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> if anyone has a ? for cwc, pm me
 23:14 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> and i will pass it along
 23:14 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-57F728D3.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has joined #sonichu
 23:15 -!- Guest is now known as Guest14133
 23:15 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hmm... who could this be
 23:15 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o Guest14133] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 23:15 -!- Guest14133 is now known as '''PandaHalo'''
 23:15 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Hi!
 23:15 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey. :)
 23:15 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hey panda
 23:16 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Hi Chrissy!
 23:16 <@'''cogsdev'''> here's a question from a fan: If you were to die tomorrow, what, if any, text or pictures would you include on your grave?
 23:16 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I will have to think about that and get back to you on it.
 23:17 <@'''PandaHalo'''> How was the meeting?
 23:17 -!- Guest62742 [~Guest@Rizon-64D6C347.home.cgocable.net] has quit []
 23:17 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it was good.
 23:18 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> '''BlueSpike''' and other Sonichu Girls have enjoyed it. :)
 23:18 <%'''BlueSpike'''> I did.
 23:18 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Cool.
 23:18 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i hope my cousin, Rebecca, got her message to you... she was really concerned about the trolls invading your meeting
 23:19 -!- mode/#sonichu [+v '''LeiLei'''] by '''cogsdev'''
 23:19 <+'''LeiLei'''> Oooh
 23:19 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> ask away
 23:19 <@'''PandaHalo'''> not the trolls! :(
 23:19 <+'''LeiLei'''> Chris, I heard you were going to judge a contest at the Daily Pos, a website i love to hang out at...
 23:19 <+'''LeiLei'''> but then you didnt! were they lying? What happened?
 23:20 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Daily Pos?
 23:20 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> u mean Daily Kos, right?
 23:20 <+'''LeiLei'''> no no...
 23:20 <+'''LeiLei'''> [http://thedailypos.org/forum/index.php?topic=7343.0]
 23:20 <+'''LeiLei'''> the topic is here...there is some great art
 23:20 <+'''LeiLei'''> but people lost interest after they heard you werent replying back anymore...
 23:21 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh, I remember; I was expecting the images to be e-mailed to me, so I did not know. I'm sorry.
 23:21 <+'''LeiLei'''> Oooh!
 23:21 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I will judge them this weekend.
 23:21 <+'''LeiLei'''> Thank you so much! :)
 23:21 -!- mode/#sonichu [-v '''LeiLei'''] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 23:21 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay, let me pick one here
 23:21 -!- mode/#sonichu [+v '''Polly-tan'''] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 23:21 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> polly, you're up
 23:22 <+'''Polly-tan'''> Ok, Chris. I was wondering...if you've ever visited the lovely state of Tennessee? :3
 23:23 <+'''Polly-tan'''> It's a neat state.
 23:23 <+'''Polly-tan'''> Lots of nice people, and fun caves to explore! :D
 23:23 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> and dollywood, too
 23:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I don't travel much really, so I have not been to Tennessee.
 23:24 <+'''Polly-tan'''> Well, do you plan on visiting anytime soon?
 23:24 <+'''Polly-tan'''> Lots of cute girls. :D
 23:25 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Chris, you have to come to Australia first. :(
 23:26 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hehe
 23:26 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I hear you, but I'm going to save to fly to Australia firstly.
 23:26 <@'''cogsdev'''> chris, i saw a few pics of anna mclerran recently, and i was wondering if you knew of any way i could contact her? :3
 23:26 <+'''Polly-tan'''> Ok. Thank you, Chris. <3
 23:26 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> very good
 23:26 -!- mode/#sonichu [-v '''Polly-tan'''] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 23:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> :)
 23:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do not wish to share any contact info on Anna at the moment.
 23:27 <%'''BlueSpike'''> Chris is there anything YOU want to talk about? I'm interested.
 23:27 <@'''cogsdev'''> aww, okay
 23:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> let me think...
 23:28 <@'''cogsdev'''> well i have to go now i'm afraid, goodnight everyone
 23:28 -!- '''cogsdev''' [~obey@princess.cogs] has quit [Quit: TOODLES]
 23:28 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> good night cou... man
 23:29 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> gone too soon
 23:29 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> oh well
 23:29 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> that was my cousin, cogs, btw
 23:29 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> she's cool
 23:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ok
 23:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Actually there is a topic of interest.
 23:29 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay
 23:29 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> the floor is yours
 23:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> OFFICIALLY from the people behind Animal Crossing City Folk, they are creating Sonichu and Rosechu characters to pop in and out as villagers, and they asked me for my approval, so I gave them my approval.
 23:31 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> that's pretty cool
 23:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> the official release date of the duo will be on my 27th Birthday.
 23:31 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> awesome
 23:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> take a stab, who knows when my birthday is?
 23:32 -!- '''Sarachu''' [~chatzilla@Rizon-64D6C347.home.cgocable.net] has joined #sonichu
 23:32 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hmm...
 23:32 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-CCA8FC1.dhcp.dlth.mn.charter.com] has joined #sonichu
 23:32 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> let me pick a random person
 23:32 -!- Guest is now known as Guest22245
 23:32 -!- mode/#sonichu [+v '''GenesisRosechu'''] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 23:32 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Feb 24th? :3
 23:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes.
 23:32 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> yay
 23:33 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> yay!
 23:33 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> genesis, do u have a ? for cwc?
 23:33 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Since your characters are coming out, do you have City Folk or plan to get it? I love the game already and I think Sonichu could only make it better in my eyes!
 23:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I plan on getting a copy soon.
 23:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yep.
 23:34 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> I'm sure you'll love it! I'd love to give you my friend code too! But I wouldn't be able to believe that I'd be playing with THE Chris Chan! I'd swoon!
 23:35 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> I bet you'd get lots of girls friends codes though ^_^
 23:35 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> my cousin Rebecca should be getting that game soon, too... she'll be delighted to know of this
 23:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> cool.
 23:35 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> I know, I'll have to let all the other SonichuGals now! I am so happy there's a lot of us together now!
 23:35 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> anything else, ms. genesis?
 23:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've received a few from Wild World.
 23:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yep.
 23:35 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> No, I'm just happy to have talked to the man myself :) It was the highlight of my Day Chris-chan!
 23:35 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> glad to have helped
 23:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> cool. :)
 23:36 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> thank you soooo much on behalf of me and all the SonichuGals
 23:36 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> <3
 23:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *blush*
 23:36 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Hehehe.. I almost want to restart Wild World just to play with you now!
 23:37 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> heheh... those sonichugirls love you chris
 23:37 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> We do ^.~
 23:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> YES.
 23:37 -!- mode/#sonichu [-v '''GenesisRosechu'''] by ''CameronVanDierten'''
 23:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Thank You.
 23:37 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay, let's see...
 23:37 -!- mode/#sonichu [+v '''hottyrosechu'''] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 23:37 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> '''hottyrosechu''', you're up
 23:38 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> Hey chris<3! sonichugal here, so glad 2 talk 2 u. i have a question-
 23:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> okay.
 23:38 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> if a girl u liked had a boyfriend or husband do u think u could still win them over? r u a casanova?
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 23:40 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no; [[Kacey|I would hate to break a couple up]], plus the dude can be a hot-headed, strong bully; I prefer not to fight when I don't have to.
 23:40 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I am not one to throw the first punch.
 23:40 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> But if you thought you could, would u?
 23:40 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> Even if he was a good guy?
 23:40 <%'''BlueSpike'''> What if they start it, though? :3
 23:40 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> or if u had no other choice?
 23:40 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> would you stand and fight?
 23:41 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> I mean do u think if you could like ne woman in the world, that youd be able 2 get them even if their boyfriend were a big bully?
 23:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, I would fight back, and [[I AM STRONG|I am strong]].
 23:41 <%'''BlueSpike'''> Can you bend stuff? Do you lift weights? How do you get buff?
 23:41 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> how strong?
 23:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> plenty strong; I exercise.
 23:41 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> how much can you bench?
 23:42 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> a good number.
 23:42 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> do u go to the gym? jog? lift weights?
 23:42 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hehe
 23:42 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> dont keep secrets chris, i wont keep ne from u ;)
 23:42 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no, I walk, play Guitar Hero standing up, and not eat so much.
 23:42 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> one more ? hotty then i have devoice... gotta share the chris, after all
 23:42 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> oh hehe
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 23:43 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> ok give me a moment plz
 23:43 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay
 23:43 -!- Guest is now known as Guest48327
 23:43 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> while u do that, let me go get the fan ?s book and i'll pull one out next
 23:43 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> would u ever visit a prostitute? what do u think of prostitutes, even high class 1s?
 23:43 * '''CameronVanDierten''' facepalm
 23:43 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> oh and
 23:43 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> and
 23:43 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> where in the bible does it say homosexuality is bad?
 23:43 <+'''hottyrosechu'''> which verses?
 23:44 -!- mode/#sonichu [-v '''hottyrosechu'''] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 23:44 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> idiot
 23:44 <%'''BlueSpike'''> How did that wierdo get in? :(
 23:44 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> must've been a troll
 23:44 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> Arjen must've sent him
 23:44 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> he's my other cousin
 23:44 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hold on
 23:45 -!- '''hottyrosechu''' was kicked from #sonichu by '''CameronVanDierten''' [bye bye troll of AVD]
 23:45 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> hmm...Arjen rings a bell; I think I saw a PSN ID of that name come up in the Join Requests.
 23:46 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> well, i don't know about that... my cousin has a youtube tho
 23:46 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> he's usually too busy irl to play ps3 tho
 23:46 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> whateves
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 23:47 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay
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 23:47 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> let me try one from the book
 23:47 * '''CameronVanDierten''' goes too look
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 23:48 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay... have you ever read Shonen Jump magazine?
 23:48 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey, put a +o on Sarachu, please.
 23:48 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay
 23:48 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yeah, it's cool.
 23:49 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''Sarachu'''] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 23:49 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I'll brb.
 23:49 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''>there we go
 23:49 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay
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 23:49 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> thank you.
 23:49 <@'''Sarachu'''> Hello?
 23:49 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hi sara
 23:49 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey, Sarah. :)
 23:49 <@'''Sarachu'''> Hi, wow, this is my first time in here :)
 23:49 <@'''Sarachu'''> Thanks for '+o'ing me :)
 23:49 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I saw your e-mail, found your name and requested you be here.
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 23:49 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> you're welcome
 23:50 <@'''Sarachu'''> Thank you! That's so sweet ^^
 23:50 -!- Guest is now known as Guest27478
 23:50 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Memorize this girl's internet code thing (I can't think of the word)!
 23:50 <@'''Sarachu'''> IP address?
 23:51 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> That's it.
 23:51 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> will do
 23:51 <@'''Sarachu'''> Lol, why? I don't want anybody stalking me! :o
 23:51 -!- mode/#sonichu [+v Guest27478] by '''BlueSpike'''
 23:51 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I mean, to be sure you get +o when you come into the IRC
 23:51 -!- Guest27478 is now known as '''PandaHalo'''
 23:52 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''PandaHalo'''] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 23:52 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Nobody stalk her.
 23:52 <@'''Sarachu'''> Oh, wow, I totally misunderstood you! Sorry! ^^;;
 23:52 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i don't think we will
 23:52 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> It's cool.
 23:52 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> she's safe here
 23:52 <@'''Sarachu'''> Thank you, Chris-chan :) You're the best
 23:52 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> good.
 23:52 <%'''BlueSpike'''> I won't stalk her. :)
 23:52 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I know you won't.
 23:52 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh, Panda?
 23:52 <@'''Sarachu'''> Thanks guys :)
 23:53 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''BlueSpike'''] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 23:53 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Chris, you know she's only 16, RIGHT!?
 23:53 <@'''Sarachu'''> Me?
 23:53 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> uh... oh
 23:53 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> uhhh
 23:53 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> hey, Panda.
 23:53 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> huh?
 23:53 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's cool; she's still a trusted gal-pal.
 23:54 <@'''Sarachu'''> If you were talking about me, I am 18
 23:54 <@'''PandaHalo'''> you always do this, chris!!
 23:54 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm only being social.
 23:54 * '''CameronVanDierten''' just steps aside... chris... i don't think i can help here
 23:54 <@'''Sarachu'''> I'm sorry.. :( I.. didn't mean to cause a fight
 23:54 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> You do not need to feel jealous.
 23:55 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i guess you're right
 23:55 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's okay.
 23:55 <@'''PandaHalo'''> sorry i overeacted
 23:55 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> let's be friends.
 23:55 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i was just looking out for you.
 23:55 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I appreciate that.
 23:55 <@'''Sarachu'''> Panda, I promise I mean Chris-chan no harm
 23:56 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> whew!
 23:56 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I understand that someone sent a mean note on the Girls forum; what's up with that?
 23:56 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hm?
 23:56 <@'''PandaHalo'''> What are you talking about, Chris?
 23:56 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i'll have to ask rebecca, hold on
 23:57 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Sarah said you left a rude comment, and she felt shooken up about it.
 23:57 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i did NO such thing!
 23:57 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> really?
 23:57 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i'm insulted you'd accuse me!
 23:57 <@'''PandaHalo'''> yes!
 23:58 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm sorry.
 23:58 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I hope it wasn't a troll posing as you.
 23:58 <@'''Sarachu'''> Oh, I'm sorry, Panda.. I received a message from someone using your name
 23:58 <@'''Sarachu'''> I guess I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions :(
 23:58 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yeah, it was a simple misunderstanding.
 23:59 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> aye
 23:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I wanted to clear that cloud of doubt away.
 23:59 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I have to go see my dad. :(
 23:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> how is he?
 23:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> is he feeling better?
 23:59 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ...
 23:59 <@'''PandaHalo'''> He's DYING!!
 23:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I am soo sorry.
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 00:00 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> oops
 00:00 <@'''Sarachu'''> Ouch..
 00:00 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yeah; Panda's dad has cancer; Melanoma.
 00:00 <@'''Sarachu'''> Oh no.. :(
 00:00 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> she's shook up over it.
 00:00 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i can see
 00:00 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I feel for her.
 00:00 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Cancer is deadly..my grandmother had it. :(
 00:00 <@'''Sarachu'''> I can imagine; I've lost two grandparents to cancer..
 00:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> [[Bob Chandler|my father]] was a smoker; he had 3 or 4 heart attacks, survived 3 triple bypasses and has a pacemaker.
 00:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> he is truly blessed to be alive at 80
 00:01 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I wish people could get better from cancer, I'm crying now. I miss my grandma.
 00:01 * '''CameronVanDierten''' hugs '''BlueSpike'''
 00:01 <@'''Sarachu'''> 3 or 4 attacks? Oh my gosh.. wow..
 00:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yep.
 00:02 <@'''Sarachu'''> God truly is protecting him
 00:02 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I didn't know smoking could cause heart attacks. :O Whoa!
 00:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> God must have a plan on keeping him around to keep me safe or something.
 00:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Shoot, Yes! It has been scientifically proven.
 00:02 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Where? :O
 00:02 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm interested!
 00:03 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> You can look it up on any medical website.
 00:03 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I did before.
 00:03 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> like webmd!
 00:03 <@'''Sarachu'''> He's right. It can even be found on cigarette packs!
 00:03 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I saw nothing of the kind. :(
 00:03 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> the canadian ones are really messed up
 00:03 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'll BRB..I'm gonna cry. I miss grandma.
 00:03 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> but they are effective
 00:03 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's okay.
 00:03 <@'''Sarachu'''> Oh, sorry, are those only in Canada?
 00:03 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> yeah
 00:04 <@'''Sarachu'''> '''BlueSpike''', I understand :( We're here if you need to talk!
 00:04 * '''CameronVanDierten''' nods
 00:04 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Okay...
 00:04 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> ...
 00:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Well, Sarah, that's another thing you've for your information; about my father.
 00:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *you've learned
 00:04 <@'''Sarachu'''> Indeed, and I thank you very much for letting me know
 00:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :)
 00:04 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay, b4 everyone breaksdown... I found a good heavy ? here
 00:05 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ok
 00:05 <@'''Sarachu'''> Every little thing you share with us is like a small blessing :)
 00:05 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> man is this one heavy... okay
 00:05 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> here we go
 00:05 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> # Suppose some religious person suddenly declared playing the PS3 to be "immoral" and that all PS3 players should be imprisoned or converted to other, less evil consoles. Then say he didn't provide any reasoning behind why playing the PS3 is immoral. You'd think that he's a crackpot, right? Do you see how this relates to you? Can you justify your anti-homosexuality?
 00:05 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> that sounds like Vivian wrote that
 00:06 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Yes, I see it, and I AM STRAIGHT. That's my FACT and I'M STICKING TO IT.
 00:07 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> amen to that
 00:07 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> NEVER QUESTION MY SEXUAL DIRECTION.
 00:07 <@'''Sarachu'''> That was one odd question :/
 00:07 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> that said, what if someone did declare the PS3 as immoral? how would you feel about that?
 00:07 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I hear that.
 00:08 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'd just ignore that crackpot.
 00:08 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> You said the word first.
 00:08 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *crackpot
 00:08 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> true, but they could find out you have one and then make you play... shudders... xbox360
 00:09 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> the red ring of death sscares me
 00:09 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> HOLD ME!!!
 00:09 <@'''BlueSpike'''> The Xbox is evil! :(
 00:09 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I hear you.
 00:09 <@'''Sarachu'''> No one can make someone play the Hexbox
 00:09 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> only in a policestate they could
 00:09 <@'''Sarachu'''> I guess, but if I were them, I'd throw it at the wall :P
 00:10 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've never really understood the "Red Ring of Death", although I have heard of it in LBP Custom Levels; can you explain it to me, please?
 00:10 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Me 2
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 00:10 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> or smash it with my Feet.
 00:10 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and heavy weight
 00:10 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> well, it's when the xbox360 malfunctions badly
 00:10 <@'''Sarachu'''> CASSIE!
 00:10 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hold on
 00:10 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''CassieRosechu'''] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 00:10 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I thought you said you were fit as a fiddle. :(
 00:10 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> hi!!
 00:10 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hello
 00:10 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> hello chriss!
 00:10 <@'''Sarachu'''> It's all muscle, '''BlueSpike'''! ;)
 00:10 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey.
 00:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, muscle.
 00:11 <@'''Sarachu'''> Hiiiii Cassie, how are you girlfriend?! :D
 00:11 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> im fine
 00:11 < '''canine'''>
 00:11 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> im excited to finally be here in th e chat with chris
 00:11 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> how are you chrisl?
 00:11 <@'''Sarachu'''> I know exactly how you feel!
 00:11 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> as the topic says, "SonichuGirls 4Lyfe!!!"
 00:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm safe and well, thank you. :)
 00:11 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> YAY
 00:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> YES!
 00:12 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i'm so happy Rebecca found you guys
 00:12 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> yeah
 00:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Who's Rebecca?
 00:12 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> shes an angel cause she invited us here
 00:12 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i was the one who first introduced her to you... she's my cousin
 00:12 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> she's cam's cousin
 00:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh, okay.
 00:12 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> her twin brother, Arjen, trolls u on youtube
 00:12 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> sadly
 00:12 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> :(
 00:12 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> yah
 00:12 <@'''BlueSpike'''> What's Sonichu Girls?
 00:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ah.
 00:12 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> i hate arjen
 00:12 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I've heard of it but never checked it out.
 00:13 <@'''BlueSpike'''> What is it, Chris?
 00:13 <@'''Sarachu'''> I hate all trolls >:(
 00:13 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> sonichu girls is this forum we've made so us girls can go on and talk about sonichu
 00:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's a group for Women Sonichu Fans; NO TROLLS ALLOWED.
 00:13 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> its become pretty famous lately
 00:13 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hmm... maybe Arjen should get a taste of his own medicine
 00:13 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> now that chris has joined us :)
 00:13 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay, here we go
 00:13 <@'''BlueSpike'''> What if there are trolls there though? :(
 00:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I am the Honerary Male on there. :)
 00:13 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Naaah, no way.
 00:13 <@'''Sarachu'''> There are NO trolls
 00:13 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'll join once I can!
 00:13 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> no
 00:13 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> SonichuGirls, this is my idiot cousin's yt acct: http://www.youtube.com/AVDierten
 00:13 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> there arent trolls
 00:14 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I can't wait to speak to you there, Chris!
 00:14 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> you know what to do
 00:14 <@'''Sarachu'''> We have a team of admins working hard to keep the baddies out
 00:14 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> ive been makin sure that theres no trolls going in
 00:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Sarah takes Special Caution and Zero Tolerance on keeping Trolls OUT.
 00:14 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Good!
 00:14 <@'''Sarachu'''> That's right, Chris! :)
 00:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Yes.
 00:14 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> amen
 00:14 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Can I ask you something, Chris?
 00:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ok.
 00:15 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> yes, more ?s please
 00:15 <@'''BlueSpike'''> It's about a scene where you find a boyfriend free girl.
 00:15 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> im up next
 00:15 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Now, what would you do if a troll tried to take the girl from you?
 00:15 <@'''Sarachu'''> I have a quick one after that, if you all don't mind
 00:15 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> i want to ask something to chris
 00:15 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay
 00:15 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> oh dear lol
 00:15 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> IRL or on internet?
 00:15 <@'''BlueSpike'''> And he tried to kidnap her?
 00:15 <@'''BlueSpike'''> IRL.
 00:15 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay... cassie, then sarah :)
 00:15 <@'''Sarachu'''> Thanks Cam :)
 00:15 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> de nada
 00:16 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I would learn his demands if any, or if he hurt her, I'd strike the jerk back.
 00:16 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Cool! I wish I had a tough man like you, Chris!
 00:16 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> tnks cam
 00:16 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Cassie?
 00:17 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''Luv4Sonichu'''] by '''CameronVanDierten'''
 00:17 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> yah chris
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 00:17 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> didn't you have a question?
 00:17 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> i saw on your site that you had a pokesite in spanish
 00:17 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> you know
 00:17 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> im mexican
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 00:17 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> '''Luv4Sonichu''' is a SonichuGirl i just learned, so welcome
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 00:17 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> and ive alwasy wanted to know how you learned swpanish
 00:17 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do; took two years of Spanish in Manchester High.
 00:17 <@'''Sarachu'''> Yes she is, she's an admin too :)
 00:17 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> oh
 00:17 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Hey, Chris!
 00:17 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> could you tell us something in spanish?
 00:17 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey.
 00:18 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> A mi, me gusta las chica bonitas en la cocina en mi casa. [''Translation: To me, I like the pretty girls in the kitchen of my house.'']
 00:18 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Its awesome to finally chat with ya in an actual . . . chat hehe
 00:18 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> oh, a fan would like to talk to you in spanish... hold on
 00:18 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> Oh, i didn't know you were so fluent chris!
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 00:19 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> o, de me cancion, "Estamos en la cocina en la casa de Casanova." [''Translation: O, of my song, “We are in the Kitchen of the Casa of Casanova.”'']
 00:19 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> That is so sweet, Chris
 00:19 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hola gen again
 00:19 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> yo amo tus canciones chris [''Translation: I love your songs, Chris.'']
 00:19 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> that's all i've got
 00:19 * '''CameronVanDierten''' is Dutch
 00:19 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> esta muy bein. [''Translation: That's very good.'']
 00:19 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Chris, can I ask u sumthin?
 00:19 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Si
 00:19 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> i thought sarah was next
 00:19 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Chris chan!! Habla Castellion? [''Translation: Chris, speak Castillion?'']
 00:19 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hold on... aye sarah is
 00:19 <@'''Sarachu'''> Lol, it's okay, go ahead :)
 00:19 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> de verdad! Sarah, por favor.
 00:20 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> cool
 00:20 * '''canine''' is yiddish
 00:20 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> hehe How do u feel about becoming so famous now? What is ur fav part about ur newfound fame?
 00:20 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> thats so coll chris
 00:20 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> your so smart
 00:20 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> he would fare well in Spain, that's for sure
 00:20 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Much better and Omnipotent.
 00:21 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I Love all the Sweet, Honest girls/ladies.
 00:21 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Hmm? Mind tellin me more, sweety?
 00:21 <@'''Sarachu'''> We love you too! :)
 00:21 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Awww
 00:21 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> :-*
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 00:21 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> chris, would you go to mexico to meet a girl?
 00:21 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> ¿Qué tipo de clima te gusta más? La lluvia o el sol? [''Translation: What type of weather do you like better? Rainy or sunny?'']
 00:22 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> they flatter me with their [[Chris and his ego|open honesty, opinions and compliments]].
 00:22 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> en la media; no muy caliente, no muy frio. [''Translation: In the middle: not too hot, not too cold.'']
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 00:22 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Sinceramente, el amor de la lluvia. Me encantaría recibir un beso en la lluvia. [''Translation: Sincerely, I love the rain. I'd love to receive a kiss in the rain.'']
 00:22 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> What I luv luv LUV about u Chris is how HONEST you r
 00:22 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> About your life, your beliefs
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 00:23 <@'''Sarachu'''> I agree, he's very honest and open about everything
 00:23 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> How honest u r about the fact that ur a virgin
 00:23 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> nothing less, I can promise.
 00:23 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> ¿No cree usted que es romántico? [''Translation: You don't believe you're a romantic?'']
 00:23 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> VERY HONEST.
 00:23 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> well, at least someone is honest in this world
 00:23 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Most guys would pretend they had loads of girls in their comics
 00:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> si, es romantico y caliente. ay! ay! ay! [''Translation: Yes, is hot and spicy! (literally, based on his conjugation choice)'']
 00:24 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> guys stop the spanish
 00:24 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> some people here dont understand
 00:24 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> aye don't remind me... arjen takes all the pretty girls away
 00:24 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Yet, u'v been truthful about ur lack of a sweetheart
 00:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have.
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 00:24 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> its so so SOOOO sweet
 00:24 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Sorry, but I think Arjen's kinda cute. :(
 00:24 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> sorry, I am just so excited to be able to talk to Chris chan in Spanish! I don't meet many so sabio
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 00:25 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Chris is just sooo multitalented
 00:25 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Creo que las chicas son celos, ¿no te parece? [''Translation: I believe the girls are jealous, don't you agree?'']
 00:25 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> I like a man whose not just a pretty face
 00:25 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and I feel omnipotent in finally being able to open up freely to so many single women.
 00:25 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Oooooooooh
 00:25 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :)
 00:25 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> chris, i would like to know why you're so against homosexuals? i mean, they go against god's will, but they're not hurting anyone, are they?
 00:26 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> I bet you feel so POWERFUL, huh, baby?
 00:26 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Tal vez deberíamos hablar otra vez en un mejor lugar y el tiempo. [''Translation: Maybe we should talk again at a better place and time.'']
 00:26 <@'''Sarachu'''> Those horrible Gay4Sonichu guys are!
 00:26 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes they are.
 00:26 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> how?
 00:27 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> I let chrissy answer
 00:27 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Ugh, I don't even wanna talk about it.
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 00:27 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> He smarter than me at these things
 00:27 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Una vez más, un placer, mi Sonichu Casanova. [''Translation: Once again, a pleasure, my Sonichu Casanova.'']
 00:27 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> All I know is that bein gay is EVIL
 00:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I bet dimes to doughnuts that the [[homos]] are the majority of those who have drawn dicks on the female characters/women.
 00:27 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> how are they hurting others chris?
 00:27 * '''CameronVanDierten''' pages through book of questions for a better one
 00:27 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> and thats bad how? i mean, it's duisgusting
 00:28 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> but theyres a freedom of expression
 00:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it defiles women.
 00:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> true women.
 00:28 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Ignorar ella, la niña sabe nada. Ya lo aprenderá. [''Translation: Ignore her, she knows nothing. She will learn.'']
 00:28 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> are u saying im not a true woman?
 00:28 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Well, Chris, to be fair . . .their are women with . . . parts like that
 00:28 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> so... what about transgender women tho?
 00:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no.
 00:29 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Cassie, I think Chris has made his ideas of homosexuality quite clear, and most of the SonichuGals agree. Don't we?
 00:29 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i mean, they do have those parts, but they can still be considered true women... right?
 00:29 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> We shouldn't antagonize him.
 00:29 <@'''Sarachu'''> There are transgenders and that's perfectly fine, but.. to draw a pickle on Rosechu, who was born a TRUE woman, is wrong
 00:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have given thought about the transgenders and transvesites; I do not feel comfortable with them.
 00:29 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> how so?
 00:29 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i mean... they're not men at least... right?
 00:29 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> ok
 00:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> dicks are dicks, and I do not care about them, except for my onw.
 00:30 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> ill stop now
 00:30 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I think it's fine, it's not against the law to draw such things, thought I don't like it.
 00:30 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> I think Chris is saying that we should be happy with what God gives us, and that to mess with that is to mess with God's plan.
 00:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Sarah understands my point.
 00:30 <@'''Sarachu'''> Genesis is very wise!
 00:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes.
 00:30 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> chris... i know this is private...
 00:30 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Ah, I understand now
 00:30 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> but how long is your penis?
 00:30 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Thank u
 00:30 <@'''Sarachu'''> Cassie!!
 00:30 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Cassie!
 00:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Genesis has hit the nail on the head.
 00:31 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> cassie...
 00:31 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> *blushes*
 00:31 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Cassie!
 00:31 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> Thank you Chris :)
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 00:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's cool; mine goes up to 7 inches.
 00:31 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> cassie... that might've been a bit too far there
 00:31 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> then agian...
 00:31 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Really? :)
 00:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Cassie was cool.
 00:31 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I wish I could say, but I'll have to wait until I can meet you!
 00:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes.
 00:32 <@'''BlueSpike'''> If I'm lucky. :)
 00:32 <@'''Sarachu'''> Wow, Chris :o
 00:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> you didn't have to -o her.
 00:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yep.
 00:32 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> mmm...
 00:32 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hold on
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 00:32 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Sorry, Chris. They just looken out for ya :)
 00:32 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> perhaps it was a bit hasty, we are just so concerned for your well being here, after all the stress you have to live through.
 00:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> but I'd like to make it longer; I've tried Extenze, but not much difference.
 00:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's cool.
 00:32 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Chris..
 00:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I understand and I appreciate your care.
 00:32 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Could I see someday?
 00:33 <@'''BlueSpike'''> :)
 00:33 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Sorry. :(
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 00:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> if you met me IRL, maybe.
 00:33 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I shouldn't of said such a thing here.
 00:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's okay.
 00:33 <@'''Sarachu'''> I've heard they're usually about 5 inches, sorry to get into personal stuff like this
 00:33 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> thanks... i will keep quiet now
 00:33 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> sorry about that chris
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 00:33 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay... if chris isn't bothered, i'll allow it
 00:33 <+'''GenesisRosechu'''> I think we'd all want a chance. Perhaps I will get a little celoso myself.
 00:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's cool. 7 inches max, in case you missed it.
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 00:33 <@'''Sarachu'''> The vagina is usually 5 inches, so a really big penis can hurt it
 00:33 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> I'd be afraid that I'd feint being face 2 face with the REAL TRUE Chris
 00:33 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> oh
 00:33 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> thats nice
 00:34 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> this is a question from a friend of mine who wants to ask:
 00:34 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I wish I could see now! I bet it looks wonderful...Do you think you could send me a private picture some time?
 00:34 <@'''BlueSpike'''> ;)
 00:34 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> Fans are noticing that much of your humor is taken from other sources, (Family Guy, Monty Python, ect.) Why do you continue to do this instead of coming up with your own original brand of humor?
 00:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'd rather not send pics; I've had bad previous expierences on that issue.
 00:34 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'd never send anyone one, I'd delete it after I was done!
 00:34 <@'''BlueSpike'''> But okay.
 00:34 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i heard about that... mean 4cent garbage trolls
 00:35 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Such horrible people.
 00:35 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Just think about it, okay Chris? ;)
 00:35 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i'm glad arjen isn't one... yet
 00:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I try to add my own humor, but I like to borrow a parody sometimes.
 00:35 * '''CameronVanDierten''' shakes head
 00:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> maybe.
 00:35 <@'''Sarachu'''> Okay, my turn for a question? :)
 00:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> cool.
 00:35 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> sure
 00:35 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Yes, go Sarah! I want to go next.
 00:35 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I hope I'll see them soon, I'll stop now, though!
 00:36 <@'''Sarachu'''> Chris-chan, are you into the Legend of Zelda series?? It's my absolute favourite :)
 00:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes.
 00:36 <@'''Sarachu'''> Oh my gosh, that makes me so happy :D
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 00:36 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Is it my turn? I have a serious question. :)
 00:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've completed Link's Awakening, but not too many of the rest. I've got far in most.
 00:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ok
 00:37 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i just heard '''HarinezumiShoujo''' is also a SonichuGirl... welcome
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 00:37 <@'''HarinezumiShoujo'''> Konbanwa Kurisu-kun!!!!!
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 00:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Konichiwa
 00:37 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> We all know that one of your biggest dreams is to have your daughter, Crystal. Because of this, do you believe in using birth control for your first time, or would you try for Crystal right away?
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 00:37 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> hey
 00:37 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i also found out Wendy is here
 00:38 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> im wendy
 00:38 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hi Wendy
 00:38 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> You know, because you have very Christian beliefs, so I don't know if you'd wait for marriage or just true love.
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 00:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Birth Control for before marriage.
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 00:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey, Wendy. :)
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 00:38 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> hey
 00:38 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> What would you prefer, male birth control or female birth control?
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 00:38 <@'''HarinezumiShoujo'''> It's actually 2:37 here, but i know it is late over in america
 00:38 <@'''Sarachu'''> Hello Wendy :)
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 00:38 <@'''Hot4Chrissy'''> hi!!!
 00:38 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Chrissy, what is ur thoughts on the Gundam anime series?
 00:38 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> more SGs... wow!
 00:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'll wear the condom.
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 00:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's cool.
 00:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> the Gundam anime.
 00:39 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> i might visit charlottesville over spring break
 00:39 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Sounds very responsible. Then you can also get different ones for her pleasure! How thoughtful!
 00:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I also like Transformers and Robotech.
 00:39 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> at the least next summer
 00:39 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> *latest
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 00:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> cool.
 00:39 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> u kno they r making a Robotec movie?
 00:39 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Or so my bro told me
 00:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> they've made many robotech movies.
 00:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> there's one on the PSN for 7.99
 00:40 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> No, I live action one
 00:40 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> cool.
 00:40 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> *teh
 00:40 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Chris chan, another fan is PMing me. I don't know if this question is quite appropriate, because it's personal, but may I ask it?
 00:40 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> please ask.
 00:40 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> if he can handle penis ?s, he can handle anything
 00:40 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> They want to know what would you do if Crystal was autistic?
 00:40 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Since it is hereditary
 00:40 <@'''Hot4Chrissy'''> hi chris, i think ur hot, that's why i came into the room so i culd talk 2 u :)
 00:40 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I would still love her just the same.
 00:41 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> awww
 00:41 <@'''BlueSpike'''> :)
 00:41 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> That's very awesome of you Chris.
 00:41 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> thats nice
 00:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey, Hottie.
 00:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> lol
 00:41 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Chris, you are a tru hero
 00:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :)
 00:41 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> oh, chris
 00:41 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I have a question, too.
 00:41 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> my cousin rebecca is here
 00:41 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Someone similar.
 00:41 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hold on one sec
 00:41 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> blue, go for it
 00:42 <@'''BlueSpike'''> What would you do if it turned out your girlfriend free girl was autistic herself and you couldn't tell somehow? :O
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 00:42 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Just, what if?
 00:42 <@'''BlueSpike'''> And you truly loved her?
 00:42 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'd love her too.
 00:42 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> The other fan wants to know also, what would you do if you had sons first, instead of Crystal?
 00:42 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's really the low-functioning autistic people who really freak me out, period.
 00:43 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> thats understandable
 00:43 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> My wife can name him, and I'd raise him just the same.
 00:43 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> there unsettling
 00:43 <@'''BlueSpike'''> What if it was low-functioning and you couldn't tell somehow?
 00:43 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> omg... omg omg omg... chris! hi! I'm rebecca and i just want to apologize for my twin brother's actions against you... he's a stupid jerk
 00:43 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Again, just what-if. :O
 00:43 <@'''Sarachu'''> These are all very personal questions
 00:43 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Maybe I shouldn't ask that, pass if you wish.
 00:43 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hi, Rebecca. It's cool; I do not blame you for your brother's actions.
 00:43 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> thank you ; )
 00:44 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Low-functioning are more obvious.
 00:44 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> yeah
 00:44 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Boy, these fans just love you Chris chan! They're so excited you're here that the questions are overloading me now.
 00:44 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Rebecca, are you on the Sonichu Girls?
 00:44 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i am
 00:44 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> cool.
 00:44 <@'''HarinezumiShoujo'''> Ne, Kurisu, can you use hashi? I think they call them chop stick? If you had a girl from japan, you would have to use chop stick!
 00:44 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> chris, are you planing to get a new dog... im really srry about patti, my dog was just put to sleep a coupl of days ago... so i know how that is
 00:44 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i tried to send you a message about the trolls who were planning to invade your meeting tonight
 00:45 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i pray nothing bad happened
 00:45 <@'''Sarachu'''> Oh my gosh, those trolls were sooo annoying!
 00:45 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i know
 00:45 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> >:O
 00:45 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oh, i just re-read your tribute to patti
 00:45 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's cool; I have handled chop sticks before very well. likely, but no plans at the moment. I just ignore the Trolls; if they have recorded their actions and posted them on youtube, well that's their smoke being blown.
 00:46 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> do you plan to get a new puppy? i love puppies
 00:46 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> That's a very mature way to see it.
 00:46 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> it sure is *sighs*
 00:46 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> maybe. and I meant it from the heart.
 00:46 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i know... it made me cry
 00:46 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> I just keep admiring u more and more, Chris
 00:47 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> whats your favorite breed of dog?
 00:47 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> yeah
 00:47 <@'''Sarachu'''> You should get a dog Chris.. I have a puppy and she is my entire life.. :)
 00:47 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Uv certainly beaten those troll JERKS haven;t u?
 00:47 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> aww... i have two already
 00:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> none in particular, but I like Beagles, Collies, mutts, whatever. :)
 00:47 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> sooo frisky
 00:47 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> With ur new fame and all
 00:48 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I like collies too.
 00:48 <@'''Sarachu'''> My dog is part Beagle :)
 00:48 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I take it one day at a time.
 00:48 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Patti was part beagle, part spitz.
 00:48 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I'm sure those trolls will realize soon you can't mess with someone with the heart of a soldier. :)
 00:48 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i have golden reterivers, they're awsome
 00:48 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> I just kno ud protect me from those mean trolls
 00:48 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'd protect all those I care for within my power and reach.
 00:49 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> your very brave
 00:49 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Awww
 00:49 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> :)
 00:49 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> :-*
 00:49 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> How sweet, you will make a great father.
 00:49 <@'''Sarachu'''> :)
 00:49 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Crystal will be very lucky.
 00:49 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> :)
 00:49 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> my prayers and my heart shall shield you all from fear or harm.
 00:49 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> she will
 00:49 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> In fact I am almost jealous since I do not have a father.
 00:49 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> And a loving husband
 00:49 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oh, do you like kitties?
 00:49 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes.
 00:49 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> i grew up without a father
 00:49 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> they're curte too
 00:49 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have had numerous cats, but I'm down to three at the moment.
 00:50 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> aww what kind?
 00:50 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> two ladies and a boy.
 00:50 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> :)
 00:50 <@'''Sarachu'''> Chris, I would love to see pics of them sometime!
 00:50 <@'''Sarachu'''> I'm a HUGE cat lover :)
 00:50 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> me 2!
 00:50 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> INS of breeds at the moment.
 00:50 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> i have a kitty
 00:50 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Me 2
 00:50 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i just have my puppies
 00:50 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> im not a cat fan
 00:50 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> i prefer dogs
 00:51 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> shes a bit old, shes ten years old
 00:51 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's cool.
 00:51 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> will you make me happy when she dies chris?
 00:51 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'd do my best to console you.
 00:51 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> aww
 00:51 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> such a gentleman
 00:51 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oh,my cousin cameron gave me this book of questions
 00:51 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Chris is the nicest boy I ever met!
 00:51 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> let me pick one...
 00:52 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Chris..I'm gonna meet you IRL soon!
 00:52 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oh, this one's about games
 00:52 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm gonna go to Ruckersvile!
 00:52 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> someone noticed you had Bioshock
 00:52 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Sorry if I spelt it wrong.
 00:52 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do.
 00:52 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's cool.
 00:52 <@'''BlueSpike'''> We can hug..and maybe beyond, I hope!
 00:52 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I haven't got far in it, but I'd play further.
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 00:53 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> do you have games like Fallout 3 and mirror's edge and uncharted and metal gear solid?
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 00:53 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Mirror's Edge, Sonic, LBP, and many others.
 00:53 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> thank you so much chris
 00:53 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I love Bioshock!
 00:53 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Do you save the Little Sisters/
 00:53 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Or harvest them?
 00:53 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> save
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 00:53 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> like they were my own.
 00:54 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Chris, you make reference to Captains Logs alot in ur vids. Are u a Trekkie? hehe
 00:54 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no; I just think the line is a cool, neutral way to start a video log.
 00:54 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> i agree
 00:54 <@'''Sarachu'''> You got that right ;D
 00:54 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I think it's awesome!
 00:54 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> A fan also wants to know why you didn't include Metal Gear as one of the games that pushes the PS3's limit?
 00:54 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Yeah, its cool
 00:54 * '''RebeccaVanDierten''' pages through book to find happy questions
 00:55 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> yeah i was gonna find that one
 00:55 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> ty
 00:55 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I DID include MGS4; I had to look up someone else's level who had the cover for a sticker.
 00:55 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Oh, very understandable.
 00:55 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> :)
 00:55 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it was darker, so it was hard to tell.
 00:55 <@'''BlueSpike'''> You should buy MGS4 so we can play Metal Gear Online! :)
 00:55 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> dark and scary
 00:55 <@'''BlueSpike'''> But I actually checked alot and I didn't see MGS4 there.
 00:55 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I will buy the game after I get my gift card.
 00:55 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I could see each.
 00:56 <@'''Sarachu'''> I'm getting MGS :D
 00:56 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> oh, cool
 00:56 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> cool
 00:56 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i saw your vid
 00:56 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I thought your gift card was going to the church?
 00:56 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> it's so nice of you to also offer your card to your church
 00:56 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Chris, who is your fav Transformer?
 00:56 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Oh, and I have a question..
 00:56 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I plan on sharing it with my congregation.
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 00:56 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> thats generous of you
 00:56 <@'''BlueSpike'''> All us Sonichu girls voted for you in the contest, do you think...would you share some with us, too? :3
 00:56 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> keeping in mind of some of the remainder to use on me.
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 00:56 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> maybe.
 00:56 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> of course
 00:56 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Bumblebee
 00:56 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Coool!
 00:57 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> aww
 00:57 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oh... wait...
 00:57 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Because I know what game I'd love.
 00:57 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> That would be so awesome! A true blue thank you to your fans!
 00:57 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> what if someone used your card to get...
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 00:57 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Ah, I luv luv lUV him
 00:57 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oh i can't...
 00:57 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> cameron says i should...
 00:57 * '''RebeccaVanDierten''' sighs
 00:57 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> no, Rebecca, don't say it!
 00:57 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> xbox games?
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 00:57 * '''GenesisRosechu''' gasps.
 00:57 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> cool.
 00:57 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm sure Chris is nice enough.
 00:57 <@'''BlueSpike'''> :)
 00:57 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Even to make an exception for you.
 00:57 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no problem
 00:58 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> wow chris
 00:58 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> thats so nice of you
 00:58 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> okay
 00:58 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> you really are like a saint or something
 00:58 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> cameron says i need to give voice to a fan
 00:58 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> if I may share something else.
 00:58 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> hold on
 00:58 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> sure
 00:58 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> sure
 00:58 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> do tell
 00:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Panda, which I will confide with you all her real name, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, asked me an interesting question the other day.
 00:59 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> really?
 00:59 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> do tell
 00:59 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Really?
 00:59 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Hmmm do tell
 00:59 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Do tell!
 00:59 <@'''Sarachu'''> What's that?
 01:00 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> She asked me how I would feel if I awoke, finding my Sonichu Girls surrounding me, and they were all naked.
 01:00 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> Oh... i didn't know panda had the same name i do
 01:00 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> cassandra that is
 01:00 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> really?
 01:00 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> oh wow
 01:00 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> hmm
 01:00 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> wow
 01:00 <@'''BlueSpike'''> ...I know I'd like to be in that scene! :)
 01:00 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> sounds fun :)
 01:00 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> well... i'd like to take part if I could
 01:00 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> that would be very fun...
 01:01 * '''GenesisRosechu''' blushes.
 01:01 <@'''Sarachu'''> Woah! Why would she ask that?!
 01:01 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> but... all of us?
 01:01 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Sounds like fun!
 01:01 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I'd do it.. but I'd be very shy!
 01:01 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> maybe..
 01:01 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> me 2
 01:01 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> id like to have you all for myself chris...
 01:01 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> we all would
 01:01 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> having other girls there would scare me...
 01:01 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I don't mean to be too sexual..but..I'd want you to give me the ride of my life, Chris! ;)
 01:01 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I don't mind sharing... ^_^
 01:01 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> heheh
 01:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> she is as interested in losing her virgin ways like y'all are.
 01:01 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> blue you naught thng u
 01:01 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> its not about sharing...
 01:01 <@'''Sarachu'''> I don't really like that idea tbh..
 01:01 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> i wouldnt midn sharing
 01:01 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> naughty Panda, she just wants some company and help
 01:01 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Wow . . .
 01:01 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> but im a virgin and i dont have experience....
 01:01 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Maybe we could all meet up and...
 01:01 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> well, chris is quite the stud
 01:01 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Thats . . . kinda sexy Chris
 01:01 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I dunno.
 01:01 <@'''Sarachu'''> I think losing your virginity should be special and sacred
 01:02 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> So.. what would you do, I'm anxiously awaiting the answer!
 01:02 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> maybe one woman isn't enough
 01:02 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> tee hee
 01:02 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Wouldn't it be special and sacred just as long as it's Chris?
 01:02 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Maybe all us Sonichu girls could share your virginity?
 01:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> anyway, I replied honestly, describing it like a scene in a movie.
 01:02 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> yeah
 01:02 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Mmmm
 01:02 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oooh i love movies
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 01:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> at first I would be surprised.
 01:02 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Tell us!
 01:02 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> mm hmm
 01:02 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Mmm yeah, baby
 01:02 <@'''BlueSpike'''> And I'd kiss you on the cheek. ;)
 01:02 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Hehehehe.. I'd hope you'd be happy too!
 01:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> then I'd ask how y'all got into my room; "The front door was unlocked".
 01:02 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> im wet
 01:02 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> would u
 01:02 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> to see all of our smiling faces.
 01:03 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> we're sneaky like that, chris
 01:03 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> ;)
 01:03 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Chris, you should describe who gets to have your essence first!
 01:03 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I hope it's me!
 01:03 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm playful, after all!
 01:03 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> no me
 01:03 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> lol
 01:03 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> We would love to hear this, just like a playful bedtime story!
 01:03 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> yeah
 01:03 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Chris, tell us what you would DO with us . . .
 01:03 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i'm in my pjs right now
 01:03 <@'''Sarachu'''> I'm a little bit uncomfortable here; sorry girls..
 01:03 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> wearing nothing underneath
 01:03 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and overlooking the sea of removed clothing on the floor, I would assume y'all came just to be with me there.
 01:03 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Ima in my undies hehe
 01:04 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Why else would we be there? hehehehe
 01:04 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I'm so glad I'm alone right now.. this is hot.
 01:04 <@'''Sarachu'''> I'll talk to you later
 01:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Taking my time, I would ask who I would do first.
 01:04 <@'''Sarachu'''> Byebye
 01:04 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> bye sarah
 01:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> don't leave.
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 01:04 <@'''Sarachu'''> Why?
 01:04 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> It would be your decision Chris :) Always your commands.
 01:04 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> ;(
 01:04 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Oh, do me, sweety
 01:04 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Mmmm
 01:04 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> im wearing nothing but a towel...
 01:05 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> came out of the shower and got a message to join the chat =P
 01:05 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i'm getting a little hot now
 01:05 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'd ask y'all to go around, introducing yourselves and telling me y'all's individual interests and personality traits.
 01:05 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'd just jump onto you, naked. :)
 01:05 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> maybe i should unbutton my shirt a bit
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 01:05 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> that would take long
 01:05 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> there are sooo many of us
 01:05 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> i wouldnt be able to resist that long
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 01:06 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and I'd pick the one who I would feel best with after that.
 01:06 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> awww
 01:06 <@'''HarinezumiShoujo'''> Uwaaa, Kurisu, this is just like ero-anime... hazukashii na...
 01:06 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Me? :3
 01:06 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> :)
 01:06 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> oooo I'd hope it would be me.. even if I am shy
 01:06 <@'''sonichulover1989'''> i hope it'd be me
 01:06 <@'''Sarachu'''> Chris, I love the way you think :)
 01:06 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> or me
 01:06 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> ME
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 01:06 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> CHOOSE ME
 01:06 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Me!
 01:06 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> PLEASE
 01:06 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I want to pleasure you in every way you wish!
 01:06 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I want to ride you!
 01:06 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> ero-anime is hot, zumi
 01:06 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> u would deflower me chris
 01:06 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> '''BlueSpike''' calm down
 01:06 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> silly
 01:06 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm sorry, I'm so excited!
 01:06 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> lose our virgynities together
 01:06 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i know i know
 01:07 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> but this stud can only handle so much of us
 01:07 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> he might want a gentle lover at first
 01:07 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh, I think I can handle y'all at a good pace.
 01:07 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Exactly, would it be gentle, or rough at first?
 01:07 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oooh! tee hee
 01:07 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I think I am curious about rough...
 01:07 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Could I ride 'up front' Chris?
 01:07 <@'''BlueSpike'''> ;)
 01:07 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> gentle
 01:08 * '''RebeccaVanDierten''' sighs
 01:08 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> That might be fun too...
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 01:08 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> please crhis!!
 01:08 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> pelas tell us whou would be first?
 01:08 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> MMmm
 01:08 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> I'm so hot
 01:08 <@'''BlueSpike'''> :)
 01:08 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Me!
 01:08 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'd go first without any question!
 01:08 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> lol
 01:08 <@'''HarinezumiShoujo'''> Uho! Kurisu wa ii otoko da ne!
 01:09 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'd rather decide IRL, instead of just over the internet.
 01:09 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> you're so cute blue
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 01:09 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> true
 01:09 <@'''Sarachu'''> Listen, girls.. that's a hard question for him to answer
 01:09 <@'''BlueSpike'''> That's fair.
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 01:09 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> we look better in person anyway
 01:09 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I hope you pick me, though!
 01:09 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Of course, we haven't really introduced ourselves like he wanted too!
 01:09 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> mm hmmm
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 01:09 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> But well, what would you do to the special winner?
 01:09 * '''RebeccaVanDierten''' giggles
 01:09 <@'''Sarachu'''> Don't put so much pressure on him, okay? :)
 01:09 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Y'all kind of did already, though; in y'all's individual PMs to me.
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 01:10 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oh, cameron keeps bugging me to ask this
 01:10 * '''RebeccaVanDierten''' sighs
 01:10 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Lets just let Chrissy answer openly and honestly
 01:10 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Still.. go on with your story.. I'm getting excited.
 01:10 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Could you answer mine, maybe..?
 01:10 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm eager for a responce. ;)
 01:10 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I would still read them over and over, weighing my options until I felt positive.
 01:10 * '''RebeccaVanDierten''' wonders why i must ask this, but i guess i must do it for the fans
 01:11 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> ive never played with mysefl before... but this might make me do it for the first tiem...
 01:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I ended the story there; you all may finish the story in your individual imaginations.
 01:11 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oh, we will
 01:11 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> ;)
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 01:11 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> okay, the fan question
 01:11 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> seems very concerned i think
 01:11 * '''RebeccaVanDierten''' sighs
 01:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ok
 01:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> what's the question?
 01:12 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> What do you plan to do when your parents, unfortunately, pass away? also, What if you haven't found your sweetheart by then?
 01:12 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> there... thanks fan
 01:12 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> :(
 01:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I will take it one step at a time, and sort it out as it happened.
 01:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *happens
 01:13 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> yeah
 01:13 <@'''Sarachu'''> And we will be here for you, don't you EVER forget that! :)
 01:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's like asking me where I see myself in 5 years; I rarely have an immediate answer to that question.
 01:13 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> true
 01:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Never Ever Forget. :)
 01:13 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> chris... would you die for a girl you love?
 01:13 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> we won't sweetie
 01:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'd feint.
 01:14 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> okay... i got a fan here hold on
 01:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> but I wouldn't die.
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 01:14 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> hi canine
 01:14 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> 'sup?
 01:14 <+'''canine'''> hey
 01:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I mean, would y'all die for me?
 01:14 <+'''canine'''> hey chris
 01:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey.
 01:15 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i sooooo would sweetie
 01:15 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> no... i mean... like to protect here...
 01:15 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i'd take a bullet for u
 01:15 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I would protect you of course!
 01:15 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I think sacrifices of love are the most noble.
 01:15 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> yes we would
 01:15 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, I agree. I would protect and take a bullet.
 01:15 * '''RebeccaVanDierten''' swoons
 01:15 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> oh chris thats so sweet
 01:15 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> !
 01:15 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I guess I misunderstood my own answer.
 01:16 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> it's okay sweetie
 01:16 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh, well I'm only human.
 01:16 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :)
 01:16 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> :)
 01:16 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> okay '''canine''', what do u want ask our love god about?
 01:16 <+'''canine'''> i'm a guy, and i'm a frustrated virgin
 01:16 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> youre more than human chrs
 01:16 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> at least to us, your loyal sonichugirls
 01:16 <+'''canine'''> i'm not homosexual, i do like girls
 01:16 <+'''canine'''> i'm sorry if this distresses you, but my question was the question about the homosexuals
 01:16 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Seriously though, if it meant to protect my Love, I would die.
 01:16 <+'''canine'''> i'm not gay, but i don't see why you dislike them so much
 01:17 <+'''canine'''> i mean, it's comparable to someone hating PS3 or hating the Wii
 01:17 <+'''canine'''> do you have any reasons for it?
 01:17 <@'''Sarachu'''> He gets this question a lot! Lol!
 01:17 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> '''canine'''... u silly
 01:17 <+'''canine'''> i'm just wondering
 01:17 <+'''canine'''> otherwise i'm a big fan of sonichu
 01:17 <+'''canine'''> i'm eagerly awaiting the next episode
 01:17 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> '''canine'''
 01:17 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> '''canine''' . . .
 01:17 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> me 2
 01:17 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Oh, I am too
 01:17 <+'''canine'''> we all are
 01:17 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> he already been sak this
 01:17 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> wll
 01:17 <+'''canine'''> no we haven't
 01:18 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> its okay
 01:18 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> It;ll rock rock ROCK
 01:18 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yep.
 01:18 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> we all love sonichu, so i guess were like a big family
 01:18 <+'''canine'''> yeah
 01:18 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> i luv you guys
 01:18 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> but i love chris more
 01:18 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i love you too
 01:18 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> but yeahm, chris is #1
 01:18 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I love Chris the most!
 01:18 <@'''Sarachu'''> You're all very special to me. :)
 01:18 <+'''canine'''> ChrisChanSonichu: do you have reasoning for why homosexuality is bad?
 01:18 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I Love All of you Ladies too. :-*
 01:19 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oui
 01:19 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Awww
 01:19 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> :-*
 01:19 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> okay... i guess '''canine''' really really reallly wants to know,chris
 01:19 <+'''canine'''> it bothers me greatly, because one of my best friends is homosexual
 01:19 <+'''canine'''> and he's really nice
 01:19 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Male homo acts are just offensive, gross and I just can not tolerate it.
 01:19 <+'''canine'''> but
 01:20 <+'''canine'''> suppose someone dislikes the PS3
 01:20 <+'''canine'''> isn't that the same thing?
 01:20 <+'''canine'''> should we make PS3's illegal?
 01:20 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Isn't saying 'homo' offensive to them? :(
 01:20 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it is not the same thing.
 01:20 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Do you believe it's more of a religious thing, or just a personal thing?
 01:20 <+'''canine'''> it is the same thing
 01:20 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Both religious and personal.
 01:20 <+'''canine'''> but
 01:20 <+'''canine'''> again
 01:20 <+'''canine'''> it's just like making PS3's illegal
 01:20 <+'''canine'''> or saying that they're immoral
 01:20 <@'''Sarachu'''> I.. have to go now
 01:20 <@'''Sarachu'''> Sorry, Chris
 01:20 <+'''canine'''> ok, bye sarah
 01:21 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> take care, Sarah. :)
 01:21 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Awww. bye Sara-chan
 01:21 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> bye sarah :(
 01:21 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i'll miss u
 01:21 <@'''Sarachu'''> I'll e-mail you :)
 01:21 <@'''HarinezumiShoujo'''> But Kurisu, the boys in my yaoi manga are sooooooooooooo kawaii together!
 01:21 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Then why are lesbians okay? Maybe I am just missing the point?
 01:21 <@'''Sarachu'''> Byebye
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 01:21 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Either way is it not immoral in God's eyes?
 01:21 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> yeah?
 01:21 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i mean... i like girls... but not like that
 01:22 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> okay.
 01:22 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *sigh*
 01:22 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I just can't see how you can have one thing one way, but not the other. It's a convuluted point.
 01:22 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Chris, perhaps if ud just explain better
 01:22 <+'''canine'''> do you have any reasoning?
 01:22 <+'''canine'''> or is
 01:23 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Then we'd understand ur view, ok hun?
 01:23 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> yeah
 01:23 <+'''canine'''> yeah, can you explain?
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 01:24 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> wait... cameron wants to add "pegging" to the list of possible homosexual acts... cameron... *shakes head*
 01:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> STOP.
 01:24 <+'''canine'''> ?
 01:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> My father and I don't get along well.
 01:24 <+'''canine'''> i'm sorry
 01:24 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> oh?
 01:24 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> how so?
 01:24 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> what happened?
 01:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Men are mostly gross.
 01:24 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Tell us more. :(
 01:24 <+'''canine'''> my father died when i was young
 01:25 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> my father ran off without another woman
 01:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Tell me about your father and how you don't get along.
 01:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I wanna help.
 01:25 <+'''canine'''> chris, men and women are equally unpleasant
 01:25 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> He rarely washes his hands, he starts more arguements than there are flies at a garbage dump, he just is a major stressor in my lifetime.
 01:25 <+'''canine'''> that's a shame, but how does this relate to homosexuality?
 01:25 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> That's horrible.
 01:26<@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> while he can be civil, he ACTS DUMB when he is actually SMART, he raises his voice too often.
 01:26 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> It effects the whole family, doesn't it?
 01:26 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> does he... question your sexuality?
 01:26 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> he depresses me with his pitiful complaints.
 01:27 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> What type of complaints, if I may ask?
 01:27 <+'''canine'''> i'm sorry
 01:27 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> does he say anything to you for still being girlfriend-free?
 01:27 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i am curious to know more, too, sweetie
 01:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and because of his being a major influence in my life, I just do not care much for men, period.
 01:27 <+'''canine'''> i know many mean people, and having to live with one would be exceedingly unpleasant
 01:27 <+'''canine'''> oh, i see
 01:27 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> hmm
 01:27 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> okay
 01:28 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Could you tell us some of these complaints?
 01:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> My father is OLD FASHIONED; he NEVER gives thought to homos, and he HATES them too.
 01:28 <+'''canine'''> well, you're not your father
 01:28 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> maybe he has influenced your way of thinking?
 01:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> the list is infinite.
 01:28 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Then if you hate him so much, wouldn't you want to NOT follow his example?
 01:28 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Still, he shouldn't make such hurtful comments to you.
 01:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do not follow his bad examples.
 01:28 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Do you think that maybe he is doing it only for your own good?
 01:29 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> like...
 01:29 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> ...
 01:29 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> he wants you to move out
 01:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> mostly, yes.
 01:29 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> be on your own
 01:29 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> i believe if u did, you would be happy
 01:29 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Do you not want to be on your own? Or have roommates?
 01:29 <+'''canine'''> unless you have a good reason to hate homosexuals, you don't have to hate homosexuals
 01:29 <+'''canine'''> just because your father does isn't any reason to do it yourself
 01:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I will only move out when I have my Sweetheart, so I can go to her place.
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 01:30 <@'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> hold on... cameron wants back
 01:30 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Most girls would like someone to already have established a place.. and independence.
 01:30 -!- '''RebeccaVanDierten''' is now known as '''CameronVanDierten'''
 01:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Men are gross, and homo males are even worse.
 01:30 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> You should really be able to take care of yourself first.
 01:30 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay i see where this is going
 01:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *sigh*
 01:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm feeling so [[Stress|stressed]] now.
 01:31 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> chris, you should live on your own first before finding your sweetheart... then you'll fulfill your quest
 01:31 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Take a deep, calming breath!
 01:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I am capable of living on my own.
 01:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I just don't have another place to go to.
 01:31 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Have you thought of looking at renting? :)
 01:32 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Even temporary?
 01:32 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> yeah
 01:32 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I rent, and it's pretty nice.
 01:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm renting in my own house.
 01:32 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> not quite the same tho
 01:32 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Yes, but there is nothing like having your own place with your own rules!
 01:32 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> yeah
 01:32 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i mean
 01:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I hear you.
 01:32 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i can be naked in my apt
 01:32 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> u should be 2
 01:32 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> And it would relieve so much of your stress!
 01:32 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> hahaha
 01:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I am able to be naked in my own house.
 01:32 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Or maybe volunteer outside of your house, or get a job.
 01:33 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> really?
 01:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes.
 01:33 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Then perhaps your father will ease up on you.
 01:33 <+'''canine'''> you can be naked 24/7 in your own place
 01:33 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> where can u be naked?
 01:33 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> like 24 7 like '''canine''' said
 01:33 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Plus a job will let you know more people, AND GIRLS, and have more time away from the stress :)
 01:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have a whole floor to myself.
 01:33 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> hmm that's cool
 01:33 <+'''canine'''> ritzy
 01:33 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I have a cousin in Charlottesville, maybe she can help?
 01:33 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I visit quite often too
 01:34 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> also, a job will help
 01:34 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> You know, finding you a job?
 01:34 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> if u get a job
 01:34 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> your dad willleave u alone more
 01:34 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I mean, you have a degree, right?
 01:34 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> yeah the CADD degree
 01:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Listen, I appreciate y'all's help, ladies, but I'm feeling like I'm taking in too much stress right now.
 01:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I should go take a rest.
 01:34 <+'''canine'''> ok
 01:34 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Well, we don't want you to leave.
 01:34 <+'''canine'''> not all guys are monsters
 01:34 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okay
 01:34 <+'''canine'''> i'm a guy, and i'm pretty cool
 01:34 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> How about we talk about happier things?
 01:35 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Okay..
 01:35 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Like the new comic!
 01:35 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Oh silly us, we haven't asked about it at all
 01:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I should go anyway; I'm hungry.
 01:35 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> yeah
 01:35 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> and I'm very excited about it
 01:35 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I love you Chris, to the ends of the earth. Never forget it.
 01:35 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> okays
 01:35 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> well chris
 01:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I Love Y'all too, Ladies.
 01:35 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> come back soon
 01:35 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> rebecca love u too
 01:35 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> as do i
 01:35 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> Well, let any of us know if you ever need a shoulder to lean on
 01:35 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I've gone through a lot of the same
 01:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and I will always remember y'all's love for me.
 01:36 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> I'd be happy to talk or listen :)
 01:36 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i'll be happy to lead
 01:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Please come to me when y'all each are able to.
 01:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Love and Peace.
 01:36 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Chris..
 01:36 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'll be there tomorrow.
 01:36 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> peace and love cwc
 01:36 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I booked a trip.
 01:36 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Expect me.
 01:36 <@'''BlueSpike'''> :)
 01:36 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i'll ready your comic this weekend
 01:36 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> *read
 01:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> really, '''BlueSpike'''?
 01:36 <@'''BlueSpike'''> If I don't show up then I'll be there the day after. I hope.
 01:37 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm really worried though.
 01:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> what's your real name?
 01:37 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I don't have a passport yet.
 01:37 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Julie.
 01:37 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> bye chris
 01:37 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm gonna try to book a trip.
 01:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Julie. That's a pretty name.
 01:37 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> i love you
 01:37 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Thanks. :)
 01:37 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'll TRY my hardest.
 01:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I Love You All.
 01:37 <@'''CassieRosechu'''> i love you so much chris
 01:37 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I love you too.
 01:37 <@'''GenesisRosechu'''> We love you too Chris!
 01:37 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> i love you too
 01:37 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> Aww
 01:38 <@'''CameronVanDierten'''> as does rebecca
 01:38 <@'''Luv4Sonichu'''> I luv luv LUV u Chris!
 01:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Love and Peace. :)
 01:38 <+'''canine'''> chris, i hope you learn to judge people, especially guys, less
 01:38 <@'''BlueSpike'''> :)
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