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User:SCRuler

2011-04-19T03:00:31Z

SCRuler: Created page with "LOL I've started a comic that's a crossover between my own horribly done storyline, and Sonichu. I only did one page Tonight, more will be on their way. It will be a few chapters..."

LOL
I've started a comic that's a crossover between my own horribly done storyline, and Sonichu.
I only did one page Tonight, more will be on their way.
It will be a few chapters. First chapter is called Once and Never King.
I will be posting images. I can only do computerized coloring, and I dont think it will be very good.
[[User:SCRuler|SCRuler]] 20:00, 18 April 2011 (PDT)

Help talk:Contents

2011-04-05T19:42:43Z

SCRuler:

we should do some work on this... i'll add links to the style guide and so on --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 14:12, 26 March 2009 (CET)

How the hell do we stop the rain of Chris heads? Its annoying and I cant read properly with it.

Donald Duck impersonation

2010-12-14T18:53:38Z

SCRuler:

[[Image:Chris Donald.jpg|thumb|What Donald Duck would probably look like had Chris's impersonation manifested.]]

{{quote|Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an [[Twin Falling Towers|offensive joke]]. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack!|Dating tips from the guru, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//SchusNews7.htm</ref>.}}

[[Image:180px-Dolan original.gif|thumb|Everything went worse than expectations]]
{{quote|I... oh my God, I'm shaking. '''What''' was that voice? Th- that was Hell...|[[Clyde Cash]]<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>}}

[[Chris]] is pretty good at '''impersonating Donald [[Duck]].''' That is, a [[autism|deranged]], syphilitic, crack-addicted Donald Duck that will only show up in your darkest nightmares. Although unlikely, some [[trolls]] maintain that when he worked at [[Wendy's]], he was actually fired for this impersonation. Because it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim.

This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and [[Dating education|suggests other people to use it when hitting on women]]. Apparently, in Chris's mind chicks dig terrifying impersonations of Disney characters. But then again, this is a tamer piece of the usual [[honest content]] that he subjects women to. He probably misunderstood some advice suggesting that showing off one's talents is a good way to get a girl's attention, so Chris believes that he has a talent for impersonation. This might impress a ten-year-old, but will not entice [[china]].

Disturbingly, Chris has also been known to do this impersonation whilst [[Mass debating|masturbating]].

==The impersonation==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|dBujZWP8K9U}}</center>

==Chris talks to ducks==
Chris mentioned that he talked to ducks in a park when [[Megan]] stood him up on their "date", implying that he used the same Donald Duck imitation routine to break the language barrier.<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2005-2006]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Duck]]

==References==
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Hobbies]]

Talk:Donald Duck impersonation

2010-12-13T01:49:42Z

SCRuler:

==''Howard The Duck''==

*Did Chris learned that from watching ''Howard The Duck'' once? Tim Robbins' character did a Donald Duck impersonation while communicating with the title character in said movie. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 20:46, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Given his obsession with kiddy shit, he more likely learned it from watching the actual cartoons. He imitates a lot of cartoons he watches.--[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:53, 24 October 2009 (CEST)

*Is it just me, or would adding a "Dolan" image be fitting? --[[User:SCRuler|SCRuler]] 17:49, 12 December 2010 (PST)