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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SaigonPickup&amp;diff=77857</id>
		<title>User:SaigonPickup</title>
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		<updated>2010-03-23T05:11:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{#ev:youtube|be0JuT7qRQo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:youtube|rLHtpVY3lhQ}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=%22Damian_Antaria%22,_PLEASE,_Don%27t_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!&amp;diff=75487</id>
		<title>&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!</title>
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		<updated>2010-03-15T03:54:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' is a video released on 14 March 2010, in which Chris pleads to a [[gal-pal]] going by the pen name of Damian Antaria to not get a new [[jerk|boyfriend]] and take him instead, because his life is unhappy. After singing (poorly) his song [[CWC_&amp;quot;Boyfriend&amp;quot;|&amp;quot;Boyfriend&amp;quot;]], he then asks Damian to &amp;quot;give him a break&amp;quot;, and talks about his miserable life, and paying $100 to a hooker. (It seems as if he did not actually go through with paying for sex, however, as he still claims he is a virgin. He may simply be referring to the familiar [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|incident from mid-2009]] where he tried and failed to hire a prostitute while being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]].)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He repeatedly says &amp;quot;Please,&amp;quot; because we all know that [[lie|women love men who beg]]. His tone of voice, though, sounds more demanding than anything, conveying the impression that [[Chris and his Ego|he feels he's entitled to have the object of his desire as his girlfriend]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also reveals that he still has no understanding of social interaction. He says that 'Damian' had told him multiple times she wasn't ready for a boyfriend which suggests that he both constantly tried to ask her out (prompting her to have to say a thin excuse multiple times) and that he is socially inept enough that he did not realise she was making an excuse. There is also a distinct possibility that her new boyfriend is either a cover she created to get him to back off, or is in fact not her boyfriend and their friendship is being misconstrued by Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note the lack of medallion and the many uses of the [[Claw of Fail]], looking as if he were menacing Damian.  Also note that he seems to believe that Damian's new boyfriend is a troll, implying that he's starting to have flashbacks to [[Liquid]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name            = &amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;!!!&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|OU7REQHxY6Q}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate        = 14 [[March 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker           = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = {{Tragedy}} Tragedy, {{Crazy}} Crazy&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = {{DangerStripeShirt}} The DangerStripe&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Tito Got No Luck Against &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next            = '''Current'''&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris opens the video with a heavy [[sigh]] and removes his [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]]. His expression is troubled and grim.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This message goes out to Damian Antaria, her pen name. Not revealing her real name, all things considered. You know something? You don't, you don't need that new boyfriend, [[Chris and his ego|because... I need you]]. We were very compatible, we had so much in common! I don't see why you had to go and do that. I mean, you aren't even [[Boyfriend-free girl|ready for a boyfriend]]! You told me so yourself, multiple times! It's better that for a little while. [''sigh''] But, you know what? This puts to mind a little something...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''He bends down to pick something up off the floor, a remote control, and queues up the old [[CWC &amp;quot;Boyfriend&amp;quot;]] video on his TV.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...I have put together before. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''He begins singing.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey hey, you you&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don't like your boyfriend&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No way, no way&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I think you need a new one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey hey, you you&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I could be your boyfriend&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
da na da, da na da &amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
da da da, da da da&lt;br /&gt;
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[''He begins waving his hands around spastically, which continues through his performance.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a second you'll be [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|wrapped around my finger]]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
He's so [[troll]] and stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That old sumbitch try to take you out of my life&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
But you know I could do it better&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Liquid Chris|He's an imposter]], he's a poser&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle suit]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''The singing mercifully ends.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
C'mon. Damian. Damian Antaria. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, [[Virgin with rage|that desperate I got...]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''He holds up the [[Claw of Fail|claw]].'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Go as far as to pay a [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hundred dollars for a damn hooker]]. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a hell of my own! [''sigh''] C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? [[Lies|I've been so very worried about you]], I've had [[Obesity|heartaches]] since last Wednesday. I've had [[Biological Clock|sleepless nights]]! It really hurts!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''He clutches at his chest.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heartaches are hurt. Think about that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''He turns off the camera.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]|nextlink=Current|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Music Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Videos_Christian_uploaded_to_YouTube]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_5&amp;diff=68755</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-10T22:30:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcription */  grammar, brackets&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5''' is the fifth of the phone calls between Alec and Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This call comes after Chris's [[Apologies_to_Alec_and_Evan|first apology video]], the making of which Alec and Chris discussed in their previous phone call. Alec is obviously annoyed with [[Chris]] to the point of berating him like he's a child, which becomes a recurring theme in their subsequent conversations.  Alec calls Chris a [[troll]] and a bully and is upset that he decided to [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|curse Mao]].  He is also upset that the apology video was missing key elements which Alec requested as well as containing subjects such as belittling Alec's fanbase as well as not apologizing to [[Evan]] in the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eventually, Chris steals a page from [[Wikipedia:Norman Bates|Norman Bates]] as he tries to impersonate [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] in order to get off of the phone with Alec.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ev:youtube|043M89cXAlU}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  it's Alec.  How are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hey Alec.  I'm doing okay, how are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I'm good, I'm good.  Yeah... So, uh... I saw your apology video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yeah, um... You were... I'm glad that uh, you know you got some things there but you're missing a &lt;br /&gt;
couple of things from the video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hmm... I missed a couple of things...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yeah, yeah, yeah... A few things actually.  Um, you know I asked you to apologize for the word 'naive'.  You didn't do that.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh, okay.  My bad.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yep, yeah, it is your bad.  'Cause that word is such a huge deal to you I wanted you to mention that specifically.  Pretty sure I said that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Another thing, you also said my, &amp;quot;quote unquote fanmail&amp;quot;, which, I didn't like that.  It was like you were suggesting that I don't actually have real fans.  That's... that's not nice, Chris.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [''pause''] Well, I did not mean that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Well then why'd you say it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''After long pause, then both interrupt each other'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I don't really like going through this night after night, Chris.  I mean it... I shouldn't have to tell these things over and over.  You know.  You tell a kid things over and over&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  An adult-A man should listen once and know what to do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yep.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Um... Let's see, what else.  Well apparently you... You made a video right before I talked to you cursing Mao.  That wasn't good either Chris.  I-I mean I don't think I specifically mentioned Mao when I talked to you but I think you should have been able to infer that I don't want you cursing him either. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  You know, I used-I used to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  But he put-he put-he put up a bunch of dicks on my Cwcipedia yesterday!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I used to think that Mao was being too mean with you.  I used to kinda sympathize with you about how Mao was being mean to you, but then I realized that, uh, you're a bully and you don't respond to anything except, uh, you know, mean things like that. Now I kind of think Mao had the right idea.  'Cause I was trying to be nice to you and all you did was insult me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, you misunderstand me I am not a bully.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, oh you're not?  Death threats, that's not-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I am not a bully!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, oh no, no, of course not.  Hacking into my computer, breaking into my house... Bullies don't do that, do they?  I guess technically that's true, bullies don't do that, hardened criminals do things like that.  Which is, you know, worse than a bully.  You are a troll, though.  That's for certain.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I am not a troll!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, bullshit.  Bullshit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Although I did... Although I will apologize...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Ever since Asperchu appeared you've being doing nothing but trying to shut me down.  Just like the trolls that try to shut you down.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  But you know, but the great Christian Weston Chandler, he's perfect, you know.  Nobody can... Can attack him or parody him, but if someone else does something that he doesn't like, doesn't matter if it has nothing to do with him... There's gonna be hell to pay.  You wanna hack my website, hack my X-Box account, steal some dating game I don't even have... I don't need, you know, dating sims by the way... And destroy my console.  That's not the work of a bully or a troll at all, is it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I-I said that the idea was in my head, I never said I would actually to do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Your idea was in your comic, you put it out there for everyone to read.  It-it wasn't just in your head.  And hey, I thought, I thought that, uh, comics were real.  Comics are just as real as real people, right?  So, if you draw it on paper, then it must be the same thing as wanting to act on it in real life, right?  Isn't that how that works?  You made all of your characters slander me. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh, excuse me a moment.  Yes?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[''Chris walks away from the phone and does a horrible impression of his mother'']&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;  Hey!  Hey Christian, listen.  I need you to go clean up kitty's poo in the kitchen.  Oh, okay mom, I'll take care of it.  And let the kitty out, would ya?  Sure, I'll be right out there.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  [''Chris comes back to the phone''] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;  Uh, yeah, my mom's telling me I've gotta go clean up kitty's poo, I've gotta go, so uh... Is there a number I can call you back at?  So I can talk to you later? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Um, I really don't want to give you a number 'cause you troll me on the internet already, you'll probably troll me on the phone if I gave you my contact number.  You know what? You know, you go ahead... Y-you go ahead, I know, I know letting the cat out is probably gonna be hard work and is gonna make you want to sleep 'cause I know your biological clock is, is you know, is all whacked out from all your stress.  'Cause I know it's stressful, uh, trolling me... So.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'm not trolling you.  But anyway.  Yeah.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh... The hell...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  But anyway. Other questions that you have you send them to my e-mail...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Okay, well, Chris?  I-I wanna let you know that, um, that your apology video was not satisfactory, and you haven't even apologized to Evan at all in your comic like I asked you to.  So you go ahead and go, and I'll talk to you later.  I'll call you when you don't-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Well yeah, but by the way-by the way I unblocked your e-mail, so you can send-send your own-send your thoughts in typing as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh.  I'll... Well, you know... Such a gracious, uh- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Nevermind, I'll-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Such a- such a gracious... Allowance that you made there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''-Tape Ends-'']&lt;br /&gt;
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{{succession|label=[[Alec Benson Leary calls]]|prevlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|Chris and Alec Call 4]]|nextlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|Chris and Alec Call 6]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym Full Audio of the Call]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=043M89cXAlU The Call on Youtube]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_5&amp;diff=68748</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-10T22:21:40Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5''' is the fifth of the phone calls between Alec and Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
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This call comes after Chris's [[Apologies_to_Alec_and_Evan|first apology video]], the making of which Alec and Chris discussed in their previous phone call. Alec is obviously annoyed with [[Chris]] to the point of berating him like he's a child, which becomes a recurring theme in their subsequent conversations.  Alec calls Chris a [[troll]] and a bully and is upset that he decided to [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|curse Mao]].  He is also upset that the apology video was missing key elements which Alec requested as well as containing subjects such as belittling Alec's fanbase as well as not apologizing to [[Evan]] in the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Eventually, Chris steals a page from [[Wikipedia:Norman Bates|Norman Bates]] as he tries to impersonate [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] in order to get off of the phone with Alec.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{#ev:youtube|043M89cXAlU}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  it's Alec.  How are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hey Alec.  I'm doing okay, how are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I'm good, I'm good.  Yeah... So, uh... I saw your apology video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yeah, um... You were... I'm glad that uh, you know you got some things there but you're missing a &lt;br /&gt;
couple of things from the video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hmm... I missed a couple of things...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yeah, yeah, yeah... a few things actually.  Um, you know I asked you to apologize for the word 'naive'.  You didn't do that.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh, okay.  My bad.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yep, yeah, it is your bad.  'Cause that word is such a huge deal to you I wanted you to mention that specifically.  Pretty sure I said that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Another thing, you also said my, &amp;quot;quote unquote fanmail&amp;quot;, which, I didn't like that.  It was like you were suggesting that I don't actually have real fans.  That's... that's not nice, Chris.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (pauses) Well, I did not mean that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Well then why'd you say it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(long pause, then both interrupt each other)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I don't really like going through this night after night, Chris.  I mean it... I shouldn't have to tell these things over and over.  You know.  You tell a kid things over and over&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  An adult-A man should listen once and know what to do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yep.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Um...let's see, what else.  Well apparently you... you made a video right before I talked to you cursing Mao.  That wasn't good either Chris.  I-I mean I don't think I specifically mentioned Mao when I talked to you but I think you should have been able to infer that I don't want you cursing him either. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  You know, I used-I used to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  But he put-he put-he put up a bunch of dicks on my Cwckipedia yesterday!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I used to think that Mao was being too mean with you.  I used to kinda sympathize with you about how Mao was being mean to you, but then I realized that, uh, you're a bully and you don't respond to anything except, uh, you know, mean things like that. Now I kind of think Mao had the right idea.  'Cause I was trying to be nice to you and all you did was insult me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, you misunderstand me I am not a bully.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, oh you're not?  Death threats, that's not-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I am not a bully!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, oh no, no, of course not.  Hacking into my computer, breaking into my house... bullies don't do that, do they?  I guess technically that's true, bullies don't do that, hardened criminals do things like that.  Which is, you know, worse than a bully.  You are a troll, though.  That's for certain.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I am not a troll!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, bullshit.  Bullshit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Although I did... Although I will apologize...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Ever since Asperchu appeared you've being doing nothing but trying to shut me down.  Just like the trolls that try to shut you down.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  But you know, but the great Christian Weston Chandler, he's perfect, you know.  Nobody can... can attack him or parody him, but if someone else does something that he doesn't like, doesn't matter if it has nothing to do with him... there's gonna be hell to pay.  You wanna hack my website, hack my X-Box account, steal some dating game I don't even have... I don't need, you know, dating sims by the way... and destroy my console.  That's not the work of a bully or a troll at all, now is it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I-I said that the idea was in my head, I never said I would actually to do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Your idea was in your comic, you put it out there for everyone to read.  It-it wasn't just in your head.  And hey, I thought, I thought that, uh, comics were real.  Comics are just as real as real people, right?  So, if you draw it on paper, then it must be the same thing as wanting to act on it in real life, right?  Isn't that how that works?  You made all of your characters slander me. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh, excuse me a moment.  Yes?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;(Chris walks away from the phone and does a horrible impression of his mother)&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;  Hey!  Hey Christian, listen.  I need you to go clean up kitty's poo in the kitchen.  Oh, okay mom, I'll take care of it.  And let the kitty out, would ya?  Sure, I'll be right out there.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (Chris comes back to the phone) &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;  Uh, yeah, my mom's telling me I've gotta go clean up kitty's poo, I've gotta go, so uh... Is there a number I can call you back at?  So I can talk to you later? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Um, I really don't want to give you a number 'cause you troll me on the internet already, you'll probably troll me on the phone if I gave you my contact number.  You know, you go ahead... y-you go ahead, I know, I know letting the cat out is probably gonna be hard work and is gonna make you want to sleep 'cause I know your biological clock is, is you know, is all whacked out from all your stress.  'Cause I know it's stressful, uh, trolling me... so.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'm not trolling you.  But anyway.  Yeah.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh... the hell...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  But anyway. Other questions that you have you send them to my e-mail...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Okay, well, Chris?  I-I wanna let you know that, um, that your apology video was not satisfactory, and you haven't even apologized to Evan at all in your comic like I asked you to.  So you go ahead and go, and I'll talk to you later.  I'll call you when you don't-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Well yeah, but by the way-by the way I unblocked your e-mail, so you can send-send your own-send your thoughts in typing as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh.  I'll... well, you know... such a gracious, uh- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Nevermind, I'll-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Such a- such a gracious... allowance that you made there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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-Tape Ends-&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym Full Audio of the Call]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=043M89cXAlU The Call on Youtube]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Talk:Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5</title>
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&lt;div&gt;==Mother imitation==&lt;br /&gt;
Ladies and gentlemen, the man is almost 28 years old, and he's imitating his mother to get out of uncomfortable phone calls.  Holy fucking shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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This is more proof of Chris's odd relationship with his parents.  Any normal person would choose to imitate the parent of their own sex.  If I were gonna imitate someone on the phone, I would impersonate my dad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:44, 10 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*But if I were momentarily in control of Chris and could only pick which parent to imitate, I'd try to pretend to be Snorlax since his voice is too high to immitate Bob.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:51, 10 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** Very true. People have commented before now that the two sound very much alike. It was probably the better choice. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 19:26, 10 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***I hate to admit it, but I see your point.  It's still pretty messed up though.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:17, 10 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
Why is the template there?  The call was only 5 minutes long. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 21:59, 10 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-10T07:00:51Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
In this phone call, Alec is obviously annoyed with [[Chris]] to the point of berating him like he's a child.  Alec calls Chris a [[troll]] and a bully and is upset that he decided to [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|curse Mao]].  He is also upset that the [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apology video]] was missing key elements which Alec requested as well as containing subjects such as belittling Alec's fanbase as well as not apologizing to [[Evan]] in the comic.  Later, Chris steals a page from Norman Bates as he tries to impersonate [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] in order to get off of the phone with Alec.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  it's Alec.  How are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hey Alec.  I'm doing okay, how are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I'm good, I'm good.  Yeah... So, uh... I saw your apology video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yeah, um... You were... I'm glad that uh, you know you got some things there but you're missing a &lt;br /&gt;
couple of things from the video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hmm... I missed a couple of things...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yeah, yeah, yeah... a few things actually.  Um, you know I asked you to apologize for the word 'naive'.  You didn't do that.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh, okay.  My bad.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yep, yeah, it is your bad.  'Cause that word means such a big deal to you I wanted you to mention that specifically.  Pretty sure I said that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Another thing, you also said my, &amp;quot;quote unquote fanmail&amp;quot;, which, I didn't like that.  It was like you were suggesting that I don't actually have real fans.  That's... that's not nice, Chris.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (pauses) Well, I did not mean that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Well then why'd you say it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(long pause, then both interrupt each other)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I don't really like going through this night after night, Chris.  I mean it... I shouldn't have to tell these things over and over.  You know.  You tell a kid things over and over&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  An adult-A man should listen once and know what to do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yep.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Let's see, what else.  Uh... Well apparently you... you made a video right before I talked to you cursing Mao.  That wasn't good either Chris.  I-I mean I don't think I specifically mentioned Mao when I talked to you but I think you should have been able to infer that I don't want you cursing him either. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I used to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  But he put-he put-he put up a bunch of dicks on my Cwckipedia yesterday!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I used to think that Mao was being too mean with you.  I used to kinda sympathize with you about how Mao was being mean to you, but then I realized that, uh, you're a bully and you don't respond to anything but mean things like that. And now I kind of think Mao had the right idea.  'Cause I was trying to be nice to you and all you did was insult me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, you misunderstand me I am not a bully.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, oh you're not?  Death threats, that's not-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I am not a bully!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, oh no, no, of course not.  Hacking into my computer, breaking into my house... bullies don't do that, do they?  I guess that's technically true, bullies don't do that, hardened criminals do things like that.  Which is, you know, worse than a bully.  You are a troll, though.  That's for certain.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I am not a troll!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, bullshit.  Bullshit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Although I did... Although I will apologize...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Ever since Asperchu appeared you've being doing nothing but trying to shut me down.  Just like the trolls that try to shut you down.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  But you know, but the great Christian Weston Chandler, he's perfect, you know.  Nobody can... can attack him or parody him, but if someone else does something that he doesn't like, doesn't matter if its got nothing to do with him... oh, there's gonna be hell to pay.  You wanna hack my website, hack my X-Box account, steal some dating game that I don't even have... I don't even need, you know, dating sims by the way... and destroy my console.  That's not the work of a troll at all, now is it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I-I said that the idea was in my head, I never said I would actually to do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Your idea was in your comic, you put it out there for everyone to read.  It-it wasn't just in your head.  And hey, I thought, I thought that, uh, comics were real.  Comics are just as real as real people, right?  So, if you draw it on paper, then it must be the same thing as wanting to act on it in real life, right?  Isn't that how that works?  You made all of your characters slander me. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh, excuse me a moment.  Yes?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;(Chris walks away from the phone and does a horrible impression of his mother)&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;  Hey!  Hey Christian, listen.  I need you to go clean up kitty's poo in the kitchen.  Oh, okay mom, I'll take care of it.  And let the kitty out, would ya?  Sure, I'll be right out there.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (Chris comes back to the phone) &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;  Uh, yeah, my mom's telling me I've gotta go clean up kitty's poo, I've gotta go, so uh... Is there a number I can call you back at?  So I can talk to you later? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Um, I really don't want to give you a number 'cause you troll me on the internet already, you'll probably troll me on the phone if I gave you my contact number.  You know, you go ahead... y-you go ahead, I know letting the cat out is hard work and is gonna make you want to sleep 'cause I know your biological clock is, is you know, is all whacked out from all of your stress.  'Cause I know it's stressful trolling me... so.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'm not trolling you.  But anyway.  Yeah.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both interrupt each other for a few seconds)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Okay, well, Chris?  I-I wanna let you know that, um, that your apology video was not satisfactory, and that you haven't apologized to Evan at all in your comic like I asked you to.  So you go ahead and go, and I'll talk to you later.  I'll call you when you don't-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Well yeah, but by the way-by the way I unblocked your e-mail, so you can send your thoughts in typing as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh.  Oh wow. Wow, you know... such a gracious, such a gracious... such a gracious allowance that you made there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Asperchu#Phone_calls|The Alec and Chris Phone Calls]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Link==&lt;br /&gt;
*Full Audio:  [http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_5&amp;diff=68549</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_5&amp;diff=68549"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T06:56:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Summary */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
In this phone call, Alec is obviously annoyed with [[Chris]] to the point of berating him like he's a child.  Alec calls Chris a [[troll]] and a bully and is upset that he decided to [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|curse Mao]].  He is also upset that the [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apology video]] was missing key elements which Alec requested as well as containing subjects such as belittling Alec's fanbase as well as not apologizing to [[Evan]] in the comic.  Later, Chris steals a page from Norman Bates as he tries to impersonate [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] in order to get off of the phone with Alec.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  it's Alec.  How are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hey Alec.  I'm doing okay, how are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I'm good, I'm good.  Yeah... So, uh... I saw your apology video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yeah, um... You were... I'm glad that uh, you know you got some things there but you're missing a &lt;br /&gt;
couple of things from the video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hmm... I missed a couple of things...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yeah, yeah, yeah... a few things actually.  Um, you know I asked you to apologize for the word 'naive'.  You didn't do that.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh, okay.  My bad.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yep, yeah, it is your bad.  'Cause that word means such a big deal to you I wanted you to mention that specifically.  Pretty sure I said that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Another thing, you also said my, &amp;quot;quote unquote fanmail&amp;quot;, which, I didn't like that.  It was like you were suggesting that I don't actually have real fans.  That's... that's not nice, Chris.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (pauses) Well, I did not mean that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Well then why'd you say it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(long pause, then both interrupt each other)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I don't really like going through this night after night, Chris.  I mean it... I shouldn't have to tell these things over and over.  You know.  You tell a kid things over and over&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  An adult-A man should listen once and know what to do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yep.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Let's see, what else.  Uh... Well apparently you... you made a video right before I talked to you cursing Mao.  That wasn't good either Chris.  I-I mean I don't think I specifically mentioned Mao when I talked to you but I think you should have been able to infer that I don't want you cursing him either. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I used to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  But he put-he put-he put up a bunch of dicks on my Cwckipedia yesterday!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I used to think that Mao was being too mean with you.  I used to kinda sympathize with you about how Mao was being mean to you, but then I realized that, uh, you're a bully and you don't respond to anything but mean things like that. And now I kind of think Mao had the right idea.  'Cause I was trying to be nice to you and all you did was insult me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, you misunderstand me I am not a bully.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, oh you're not?  Death threats, that's not-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I am not a bully!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, oh no, no, of course not.  Hacking into my computer, breaking into my house... bullies don't do that, do they?  I guess that's technically true, bullies don't do that, hardened criminals do things like that.  Which is, you know, worse than a bully.  You are a troll, though.  That's for certain.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I am not a troll!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, bullshit.  Bullshit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Although I did... Although I will apologize...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Ever since Asperchu appeared you've being doing nothing but trying to shut me down.  Just like the trolls that try to shut you down.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  But you know, but the great Christian Weston Chandler, he's perfect, you know.  Nobody can... can attack him or parody him, but if someone else does something that he doesn't like, doesn't matter if its got nothing to do with him... oh, there's gonna be hell to pay.  You wanna hack my website, hack my X-Box account, steal some dating game that I don't even have... I don't even need, you know, dating sims by the way... and destroy my console.  That's not the work of a troll at all, now is it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I-I said that the idea was in my head, I never said I would actually to do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Your idea was in your comic, you put it out there for everyone to read.  It-it wasn't just in your head.  And hey, I thought, I thought that, uh, comics were real.  Comics are just as real as real people, right?  So, if you draw it on paper, then it must be the same thing as wanting to act on it in real life, right?  Isn't that how that works?  You made all of your characters slander me. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh, excuse me a moment.  Yes?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;(Chris walks away from the phone and does a horrible impression of his mother)&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;  Hey!  Hey Christian, listen.  I need you to go clean up kitty's poo in the kitchen.  Oh, okay mom, I'll take care of it.  And let the kitty out, would ya?  Sure, I'll be right out there.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (Chris comes back to the phone) &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;  Uh, yeah, my mom's telling me I've gotta go clean up kitty's poo, I've gotta go, so uh... Is there a number I can call you back at?  So I can talk to you later? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Um, I really don't want to give you a number 'cause you troll me on the internet already, you'll probably troll me on the phone if I gave you my contact number.  You know, you go ahead... y-you go ahead, I know letting the cat out is hard work and is gonna make you want to sleep 'cause I know your biological clock is, is you know, is all whacked out from all of your stress.  'Cause I know it's stressful trolling me... so.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'm not trolling you.  But anyway.  Yeah.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both interrupt each other for a few seconds)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Okay, well, Chris?  I-I wanna let you know that, um, that your apology video was not satisfactory, and that you haven't apologized to Evan at all in your comic like I asked you to.  So you go ahead and go, and I'll talk to you later.  I'll call you when you don't-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Well yeah, but by the way-by the way I unblocked your e-mail, so you can send your thoughts in typing as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh.  Oh wow. Wow, you know... such a gracious, such a gracious... such a gracious allowance that you made there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Link==&lt;br /&gt;
*Full Audio:  [http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_5&amp;diff=68548</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_5&amp;diff=68548"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T06:48:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: Full transcript, summary and audio link&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
In this phone call, Alec is obviously annoyed with Chris to the point of berating him like he's a child.  Alec calls Chris a troll and a bully and is upset that the apology videos were missing key elements as well as containing subjects such as belittling Alec's fanbase as well as refusing to apologize to Evan.  Later, Chris steals a page from Norman Bates as he tries to impersonate his mother in order to get off of the phone with Alec.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  it's Alec.  How are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hey Alec.  I'm doing okay, how are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I'm good, I'm good.  Yeah... So, uh... I saw your apology video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yeah, um... You were... I'm glad that uh, you know you got some things there but you're missing a &lt;br /&gt;
couple of things from the video.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hmm... I missed a couple of things...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yeah, yeah, yeah... a few things actually.  Um, you know I asked you to apologize for the word 'naive'.  You didn't do that.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh, okay.  My bad.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Yep, yeah, it is your bad.  'Cause that word means such a big deal to you I wanted you to mention that specifically.  Pretty sure I said that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Another thing, you also said my, &amp;quot;quote unquote fanmail&amp;quot;, which, I didn't like that.  It was like you were suggesting that I don't actually have real fans.  That's... that's not nice, Chris.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (pauses) Well, I did not mean that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Well then why'd you say it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(long pause, then both interrupt each other)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I don't really like going through this night after night, Chris.  I mean it... I shouldn't have to tell these things over and over.  You know.  You tell a kid things over and over&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  An adult-A man should listen once and know what to do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yep.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Let's see, what else.  Uh... Well apparently you... you made a video right before I talked to you cursing Mao.  That wasn't good either Chris.  I-I mean I don't think I specifically mentioned Mao when I talked to you but I think you should have been able to infer that I don't want you cursing him either. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I used to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  But he put-he put-he put up a bunch of dicks on my Cwckipedia yesterday!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  I used to think that Mao was being too mean with you.  I used to kinda sympathize with you about how Mao was being mean to you, but then I realized that, uh, you're a bully and you don't respond to anything but mean things like that. And now I kind of think Mao had the right idea.  'Cause I was trying to be nice to you and all you did was insult me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, you misunderstand me I am not a bully.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, oh you're not?  Death threats, that's not-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I am not a bully!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, oh no, no, of course not.  Hacking into my computer, breaking into my house... bullies don't do that, do they?  I guess that's technically true, bullies don't do that, hardened criminals do things like that.  Which is, you know, worse than a bully.  You are a troll, though.  That's for certain.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I am not a troll!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh, bullshit.  Bullshit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Although I did... Although I will apologize...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Ever since Asperchu appeared you've being doing nothing but trying to shut me down.  Just like the trolls that try to shut you down.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I see.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  But you know, but the great Christian Weston Chandler, he's perfect, you know.  Nobody can... can attack him or parody him, but if someone else does something that he doesn't like, doesn't matter if its got nothing to do with him... oh, there's gonna be hell to pay.  You wanna hack my website, hack my X-Box account, steal some dating game that I don't even have... I don't even need, you know, dating sims by the way... and destroy my console.  That's not the work of a troll at all, now is it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I-I said that the idea was in my head, I never said I would actually to do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Your idea was in your comic, you put it out there for everyone to read.  It-it wasn't just in your head.  And hey, I thought, I thought that, uh, comics were real.  Comics are just as real as real people, right?  So, if you draw it on paper, then it must be the same thing as wanting to act on it in real life, right?  Isn't that how that works?  You made all of your characters slander me. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh, excuse me a moment.  Yes?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;(Chris walks away from the phone and does a horrible impression of his mother)&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;  Hey!  Hey Christian, listen.  I need you to go clean up kitty's poo in the kitchen.  Oh, okay mom, I'll take care of it.  And let the kitty out, would ya?  Sure, I'll be right out there.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (Chris comes back to the phone) &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;  Uh, yeah, my mom's telling me I've gotta go clean up kitty's poo, I've gotta go, so uh... Is there a number I can call you back at?  So I can talk to you later? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Um, I really don't want to give you a number 'cause you troll me on the internet already, you'll probably troll me on the phone if I gave you my contact number.  You know, you go ahead... y-you go ahead, I know letting the cat out is hard work and is gonna make you want to sleep 'cause I know your biological clock is, is you know, is all whacked out from all of your stress.  'Cause I know it's stressful trolling me... so.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'm not trolling you.  But anyway.  Yeah.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both interrupt each other for a few seconds)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Okay, well, Chris?  I-I wanna let you know that, um, that your apology video was not satisfactory, and that you haven't apologized to Evan at all in your comic like I asked you to.  So you go ahead and go, and I'll talk to you later.  I'll call you when you don't-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Well yeah, but by the way-by the way I unblocked your e-mail, so you can send your thoughts in typing as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Oh.  Oh wow. Wow, you know... such a gracious, such a gracious... such a gracious allowance that you made there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Link==&lt;br /&gt;
*Full Audio:  [http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68511</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68511"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T05:21:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On February 9th, 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]].  While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Call 1===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Hi, is this... is this, uh, Christian Weston Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, this is Christian, may I help you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Hi Chris, um... this is Alec Benson Leary.  Is it-Is it okay if we talk?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh yes.  Uh... Sure.  yes.  So uh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Good.  Well, uh, there's a couple of things I wanted to talk about tonight.  Um, first of all, uh... Well I understand you've got... you've got a  problem with the ads that are on Cwcipedia?  Can you... Can you tell me a little more about um... I kinda want to have, you know, get a compromise and settle this 'cause... 'cause I don't... I don't want anybody to be angry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Okay yeah.  I'll let you have your ads on the Cwcipedia but don't make them too big, and uh, leave 'em in the side bar.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Okay... um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (interrupts) I don't want-I don't want-I do not want them in-I do not want them c... c... covering over... the introductory box or any-or anything else where I have to scroll down even to edit the pages.  Or even to log in.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Audio Files==&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?mzdiuwmmrcn]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?udnrnx5dno4]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?o4izjfidfml]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?iujwkijilam]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?4ogmmmdgnjj]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?yc23t2ynqx2]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68510</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68510"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T05:21:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On February 9th, 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]].  While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Call 1===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Hi, is this... is this, uh, Christian Weston Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, this is Christian, may I help you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Hi Chris, um... this is Alec Benson Leary.  Is it-Is it okay if we talk?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh yes.  Uh... Sure.  yes.  So uh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Good.  Well, uh, there's a couple of things I wanted to talk about tonight.  Um, first of all, uh... Well I understand you've got... you've got a  problem with the ads that are on Cwcipedia?  Can you... Can you tell me a little more about um... I kinda want to have, you know, get a compromise and settle this 'cause... 'cause I don't... I don't want anybody to be angry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Okay yeah.  I'll let you have your ads on the Cwcipedia but don't make them too big, and uh, leave 'em in the side bar.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Okay... um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (interrupts) I don't want-I don't want-I do not want them in-I do not want them c... c... covering over... the introductory box or any-or anything else where I have to scroll down even to edit the pages.  Or even to log in.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Alec''':  Okay... um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Audio Files==&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?mzdiuwmmrcn]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?udnrnx5dno4]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?o4izjfidfml]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?iujwkijilam]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?4ogmmmdgnjj]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?yc23t2ynqx2]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&amp;diff=68490</id>
		<title>Template:Da update</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&amp;diff=68490"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T04:27:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* 9 February - Chris makes a [[9 February 2010|video]] about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[Simonchu|destroyed the undestroyable.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;amp;action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding Simonla Rosechu.&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 February - Chris assures YouTube that he is [[5 February 2010|alive]], and talks about [[rape]] and hamsters.&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 February - Chris uses his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain%27s_Log blog] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - Chris edits his bio of [[Simonla Rosechu]] to state that [[lie|the character was created from scratch, based on no prior concept designs whatsoever]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|fires off another Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]], then apologizes to [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean. That bastard!&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]], in which he blames the FCC for Sonichu being unsuitable for children.&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - Chris uploads a [[CWC address to Royal Board|new video]] addressing the &amp;quot;Royal Board of Certification&amp;quot; in London.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category: Front page templates]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2010&amp;diff=68489</id>
		<title>February 2010</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2010&amp;diff=68489"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T04:26:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Events of February 2010 */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Events of February 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - The SysOp uploads [[Mailbag 52]], Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]] and Chris uploads a [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|new video]] addressing the &amp;quot;Royal Board of Certification&amp;quot; in London then uploads [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|another video]] Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads and then then [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologizes to Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean. That bastard! &lt;br /&gt;
* 2 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 53]]. Chris uses his [[CWC Blog|blog]] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 54]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* 4 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 55]], in which Chris gets a conditional date offer from a deceased porn star. &lt;br /&gt;
* 5 February - Chris uploads a [[5 February 2010|pair of videos]] in which he assures YouTube that he is alive, offers to kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and talks about rape and hamsters.&lt;br /&gt;
* 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;amp;action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding Simonla Rosechu.&lt;br /&gt;
* 9 February - Chris makes a video about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[9 February 2010|destroyed the undestroyable.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
{{protip|If you're adding new events, be sure to add them to [[:Template:Da update|da update]] or [[:Template:CWCipediaTracker|CWCipedia Tracker]] (for [[CWCipedia]] related updates) if they are not there already (and vice versa).}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68488</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68488"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T04:23:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On February 9th, 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]].  While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Audio Files==&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?mzdiuwmmrcn]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?udnrnx5dno4]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?o4izjfidfml]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?iujwkijilam]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?4ogmmmdgnjj]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?yc23t2ynqx2]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68487</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68487"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T04:14:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On February 9th, 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]].  While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Audio Files==&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?mzdiuwmmrcn]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?udnrnx5dno4]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?o4izjfidfml]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?iujwkijilam]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?4ogmmmdgnjj]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?yc23t2ynqx2]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68486</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68486"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T04:00:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On February 9th, 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]].  While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Audio Files==&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?mzdiuwmmrcn]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?udnrnx5dno4]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?o4izjfidfml]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?iujwkijilam]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?4ogmmmdgnjj]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68483</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68483"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T03:53:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On February 9th, 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]].  While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Audio Files==&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?mzdiuwmmrcn]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?udnrnx5dno4]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?o4izjfidfml]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?iujwkijilam]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68482</id>
		<title>Talk:Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68482"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T03:52:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: Created page with '==Transcription== Audio's on the front page.  Files range from 5-35 minutes.  I'm doing part 1 if anyone else wants to join in the fun. --~~~~'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
Audio's on the front page.  Files range from 5-35 minutes.  I'm doing part 1 if anyone else wants to join in the fun. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 03:52, 10 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68479</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls&amp;diff=68479"/>
		<updated>2010-02-10T03:50:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: Page Creation, transcription is underway&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On February 9th, 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]].  While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Audio Files==&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?mzdiuwmmrcn]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?udnrnx5dno4]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?o4izjfidfml]&lt;br /&gt;
*Part [http://www.mediafire.com/?iujwkijilam]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SaigonPickup&amp;diff=68345</id>
		<title>User:SaigonPickup</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SaigonPickup&amp;diff=68345"/>
		<updated>2010-02-09T09:22:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{#ev:youtube|be0JuT7qRQo}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=63592</id>
		<title>Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=63592"/>
		<updated>2010-01-16T13:17:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */ template removal&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===00:00:00 - Pre-Troll Warmup===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.  Oh yeah.  Not good.  (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe I should just talk normal.  You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Okay, you heard Julie, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah.  I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  We're doing it now.  Did you hear about that quote?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah we were talking about it on IRC and (becomes unintelligible) he-he's kind of a window to hell... and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I know.  Stephen Hawking?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Doesn't fucking matter.  He's fucking retarded.   Evil Shenanigans... He thinks Clyde took Julie hostage that one time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot;  He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot;  (mocking) &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you know what car he drives?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh... probably the Son-chu car?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you remember what his parents drive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Shit, nah... I dunno.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===00:06:27 - A Wild Chris-Chan Appears===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sure, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually we're here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(more walking, random chatter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... is coming as well?  Or is she feeling sick?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the ah instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Since uh... Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and all tha-and all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  That's fine.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===00:09:18 - In Walked Bob===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Let me just go on by ya here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  Let me just go on by ya here...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you sir.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How is everything?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'll let you two chat for a bit I've gotta go (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Chris is really into that stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, so... Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... it's just a lot of jerks online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm 81... and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot.  But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (laughs) Yeah, they want to knock you down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way.  I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   I have a Commodore 64.  If you've ever heard of those...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah!  Um, my-my dad had one of those though, he also had... I think it's called Amiga?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's an actual system.  Anyway, I taught him how to do that, and he was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And of course after that... they came along with all sorts of video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)  We got one of the first Nintendos... (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I remember this one, what did they call it?  Mario World?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I've heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That one's I spent 150-200 levels... and and after I got through King Koopa... I couldn't get off of Yoshi's Island... and I'm an engineer... or was.  I'm retired now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And I couldn't remember how to get off of Yoshi's Island... I couldn't remember what was coming next, well he got up to King Koopa in two days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you get a copy of this weeks bulletin?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  He gets these games and I'm the one who ends up paying for them and he keeps them-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  haha, there's always renting, though.  So... you could just go to Blockbuster and rent games for a couple days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I wish he'd do that, it'd save him some money.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Save me some money...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Father, game's not so easy to beat nowadays... plus there's (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, that is true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You go to school here?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  No, um I actually live in 	&lt;br /&gt;
Christiansburg, So I'm meeting some-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You live in Christiansburg?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's a long drive.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, it is&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's up there near VPI, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, Virginia Tech&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I was in (unintelligible) for a lot of years.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I worked for GE down there for about 15 years, then got transferred to uh (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) I like the Johnson area, it's beautiful there &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Very pretty.  Yeah, I was driving down here this-uh this morning though and I was surprised though.  I-I've never really been here (unintelligible) I have a couple of friends here, and... it was really foggy though.  Um, I believe that it was 64?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (interrupts)  Oh...Hey, uh father did uh Bob here tell ya that uh... you know it's funny you both are named Robert better yet you could both be called Bob!  Yeah, anyway uh... he-uh he's been having trouble finding himself girlfriends too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, by the way Bob, by the way Bob, uh for your information, uh... I've actually uh... after I spaced myself from the internets I made the fond decision to go back into uh local areas and start talking to girls, so I go-got some encouragement from Rocky.  I also uh, I looked at this little uh, short  picture-short uh red picture book by uh... that came from a 9-year old.  Called &amp;quot;How to Talk to Girls&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm. mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's by... Alec... Goldwin?  Something like that?  Anywa-Anyway it's like ten dollars.  It's a good book.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You should tell him he's gotta (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah... Isn't there a dating service?  That... isn't there?  I'm sure there's a dating services around here, right? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Anyway, I talked to seven girls uh this last Thursday over at uh... Alderman library.  So that was-that was a big start for me.  I mana-I managed to get a phone number out of one of them but unfortunately it was a fa-Unfortunately it was a bad number.  You know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe, did you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  The number wasn't-It wasn't a number that was in service.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  F-F-Fortunately I was prepared for that... you know. (pauses for a few seconds)  Anyway I was emotionally prepared for that, you know 'cause I'd seen a similar situation in an episode of Seinfeld... where... it was one where Elaine was giving was giving a fake phone number to most of the guys she met?  And it went to this, uh... racing bet booth?  And she's try-and at the end of the episode she's trying to... she-wrote the number on the back of her-on the back of a card that she ha-that she's like once punch away from getting a free sub!  And she wanted that free sub!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's a funny episode... it's a funny episode... you watch Seinfeld?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um... I used to, though, but, I don't think at least where I'm from they don't really show it anymore though.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  You can find it on the FOX stations or TBS...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh, okay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, actually you know two back-to-back episodes most every night 7, 7:30 on TBS.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm... they also have Family Guy on TBS. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, hey.  Did you see the latest episode of Family Guy?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Probably not, no... I don't think so, it was- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It was last Sun-it was last Sunday.  They isolated - and injected into Peter - the gay gene.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It lasted for only two and a half weeks.  Durli-d-d-during th-during like the first quarter of the-ah the episode, Peter bought for two dollars... a mentally challenged horse.  Brain damaged.  It was like-he was li-he always gave him like this blank stare...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  uh huh... so what'd he do with the horse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) He put th-He put the horse in the race and then the horse-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Did it win?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (Laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, but the horse ran into the crowd and uh cause a whole bunch of chaos and then the horse died of a heart attack from the excitement.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ohhh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Peter chucked it into Mort's drug store... Mort's pharmacy. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ahh... hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Mort's was like, &amp;quot;Oh, I like the days where they'd just throw... they'd just throw uh poo in a bag and uh... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah but anyway, later on in- but anyway... Ahh but anyway later on in the same episode, uh Stewie... brings up a quote... from the Bible, That pretty much uh... spells out for-spells out best in a nutshell, which I did a short-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I saw that though... Leviticus?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, Leviticus 18:22.  'sigh'  Right there.  &amp;quot;No man will lie with a man as one lies with a woman.  It is detestable.&amp;quot;  And then you can read the, uh... read the uh beforehand about uh... what was said to Moses, yadda yadda yadda, and then in the end what happens to those who... commit any of these uh... rules that are unlawful... in sexual relations includi-including animals.   Doing it with animals, that's-that's just... detestable and bogus...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  What page is that?  101?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   No no, it's- uh well mine's a different bible from theirs but you're-you're in the right area.  Leviticus 18:22.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Alright...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, my Bible is uh... different from the church's, uh... from this church's bible.  I got mine from our uh... Reverend Shin of the uh... Korean church in Chesterfield County, dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's right.  It was Presbyterian... I wonder where they come for church... anyway they're mostly Presbyterian...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Anyway, It was a graduation gift from them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (mostly unintelligible, what can be heard mentions spending time in North Korea)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, North Korea in the Signal Corps, right dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Before the Korean war, I was in Korea (the rest of the story becomes unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   I will!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (assumed he continues his story, unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As Bob continues his story, Chris mumbles something.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh, Chapter One.... 18.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob continues talking, while Chris mumbles a bit more and does a &amp;quot;hmm&amp;quot; now and again.  We hear shuffling through the pocket where the recorder is hidden.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Blacksburg is over... over by there, isn't it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, they're-they're... Christiansburg and Blacksburg are right next to each other.  Um... I had to go to 81 before I could get to 64.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, 81 goes for a while then you make a turn and go north.  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, real foggy too and- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   You drove down this morning, then?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, fog and-I-I was wondering why they had lights on the road until it's all...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Well now you know... Yeah, that's... that's a pretty good drive (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, it's about two and a half.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (chuckles)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's the big blue ridge where we are... we live... we live just north of here in Ruckersville, and off to the west (unintelligible) about seven-eight miles (unintelligible)... you can see it from our front door.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  In fact the western edge of it goes right along the parkway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh Bob, would you-would you like to sign the registration pad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  sure&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Ju-Just sign it on this line, and you can optionally put in your phone number and address-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  -you don't have to.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ...alright&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:23:38 - The Service Begins===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  here, you can have that back&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Thanks... oh, just put it back in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh,  okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There's one in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hey, lemme see your pen for a second there, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There ya are.  You hold onto that, 'cause that could be valuable one day.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   ...sure.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(something is mentioned about the piano needing to be fixed, it is turned into a joke about firewood)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  aww&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  that's horrible&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:26:19-1:33:00 - Churching Highlights===&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:28:37 (Chris is chosen to pick a Hymn)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Ah... let's do verse one of 733.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris chooses Marching to Zion and sings loudly and off-key)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:29:50 (Bob picks a Hymn)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  95&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  95?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  95... and do you have a favorite verse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  The one and only.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  There's only one?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(People in the church chuckle while Chris laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(The Hymn starts and Chris once again sings loudly and off-key)&lt;br /&gt;
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(A Hymn with a ridiculous page number is called out)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'm looking... 2235 B?  Oh.  Oh, here it is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris continues to sing the rest of the hymns off-key and loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:48:15 (Other High Functioning Autistics)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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(Elizabeth is talking about a new family in the parish)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Dawson is their, uh... their autistic son.  He's high functioning autistic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===01:33:35 - TTE:  TACTICAL TROLL EXTRACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Hi, your name's Robert?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yes&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Very nice to meet you.  Very good to have you here today!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Thank you.  I like this place, a lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Good!  Well, hope you come back some day!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris and Robert are talking.  It is impossible to understand them due to the organ)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Okay, well you take it easy, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(much of the rest of the conversation is unintelligible because of the crowd)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Well, you take care, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===01:36:04 - &amp;quot;That's that&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   You know, it's very odd 'cause... for such a progressive church though, he was reading Leviticus and shit.  Well... he got that from Family Guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  He looks... for any justification he can find.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   So what did he say to you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Oh nothing... we were just talking and shit, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He told me... like, he knew I was in Australia or some bullshit?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(both break into laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   I got a souvenir too, by the way.  By-By the way, I need to turn off the goddamn thing...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, whatever, I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (commenting on traffic)...I should have gone... oh well&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Fuckin' awesome haha&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I met him, I... you know, I have his cell phone number, which I guess, like, everyone already has, &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  So I think I might actually call him on my cellphone.  Hopefully like he won't give it away... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Probably not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I don't know... Pretty badass, huh?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both break into laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I think he'll recognize me when I steal his girl, when I steal his date.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Ugh... well, maybe you should get makeup or something.  Green, green makeup.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I... I don't really give a fuck.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I do!  Fuck, man! (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  No no no I don't think he'll connect me and you&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Well, okay.  Well maybe, you know,  that would explain your spying on us, like that would explain the recordings and shit, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  You'd better edit this shit to where I'm not saying &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot;, you know it's always like, it's always like, it's always like...  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (makes noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, God... I don't want Clyde to have this shit image because he seemed like such a nice guy, dude!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Aww!  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh yeah, look at this... did you see this?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(It can be assumed Robert is showing the Troll the signature given to him by Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Oh my God...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh yeah, look at this... did you see this?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Well, I wrote down, um... what, uh... which...what things he recommended...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Marching to Zion, and Bob suggested Praise God from All... From all of our Saints Blood&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  This just... what's so funny, what's so interesting I find is Bob, you know, the Lumberjack, is bad-ass, though.  He's a really pleasant guy, though. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um... the only problem I feel sorry for is he tried to justify like Chris and shit.  Like, apparently like back when he was 6 he couldn't even talk&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  and uh, you know, 'cause he's fucking autistic&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  right, right... God has a mute button on him, that's what he says.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ...what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Chris says that God put the mute button on him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh... well, yeah.  Anyways, um... other than being really SHITTY by the way, everybody - It's still all recording - Anyways... hopefully this will provide some entertainment for people, I dunno.  But anyways, so um... - what the hell am I saying? oh yeah - so um... (laughs) God... DAMN! (laughs) That dude, you know... you know, it seemed like, &amp;quot;What the hell is that guy wearing a fucking Hardees jacket?  You know, that guy looks really fucking sketchy as hell!&amp;quot;  (troll laughs)  And I go, &amp;quot;Mr. Chandler?&amp;quot;  And he go-And he didn't know me for a second.  &amp;quot;I'm Robert Simmons Fifth&amp;quot;, and h-and he knew me, it's like, and he still thinks I'm awesome!  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm so happy!  you know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Aw yeah, that's awesome&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... but he gave me his cell phone number which I've-I have to call him up.  I can't wait to show my fucking buddies at Tech, man.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  That's pretty funny, man!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I don't kn-I would lend it to you if you have a scanner or something like that...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I don't have a scanner.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'll have to scan it at my, uh... at my fucking campus&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, it's cool, man... fucking awesome&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  another piece of internet history right here &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh my God... comin' from the guy who's driving a fucking white truck with the Obama sticker yeahhhhhh... I'm so happy I didn't have to do, (in Robert Simmons YouTube voice) &amp;quot;MR. CHANDLER!&amp;quot;, you know?  I'm so happy.  I guess you can contribute that to being really nervous online or something like that, but... anyways, apparently Robert the Lumberjack, before he was a lumberjack, I should say - He was an engineer, worked for like GE, and he's been like-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  So he's pretty badass...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Well well, he k-well, Chris keeps on going on about how Bob invented plastic.  That's what he tells people. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  He tells people that Bob invented that.  Now what Bob actually did was... he designed the controls for one of th- for one of th-the first plastic molding machines.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mmhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Now... I think that probably Bob was probably just some sort of like low-level engineer or some shit like that... Now he's a cool guy, I'm just saying, I don't think-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  He's not the plastic maker...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's more like, chemistry, I would think.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   You could probably take another person, another engineer and replace Bob with him and you'd get the exact same fucking thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Now, Bob's a cool guy, Bob's a, Bob's a loveable guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  He is so... He is so awesome, though.  Seriously.  I actually, you know, I think people might be pissed when they're hearing this shit, 'cause like... I actually talked more to Bob 'cause he was interesting as fuck, though, and like, you know telling me about like the Commodore 64 and how, you know, before fucking Chris could speak, he was playing video games, though.  And how, according to him (Bob voice) &amp;quot;124 levels, tryin' to get to Koopa&amp;quot;  And he pulls out Yoshi's Island and I'm like, &amp;quot;Dude, you're talking about fuckin' four different games, dumbass.&amp;quot;  But, whatever, you know, he's old... I could see me saying that to my grandma, &amp;quot;Yeah, whatever grandma... Japan's awesome.  right.&amp;quot;  So...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  aww... goddamn.  I should really stop this, but oh well.  Like, the tape is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Yeah, whatever...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Anyways, um... so, yeah.  Hopefully they'll like hear it all, though.  Bob, I can definitely tell it's gonna be really hard to hear 'em.  So...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   ...an Asian market and (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, it was surprising...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  A lotta weeaboos here in fuckin... UVA shit, man&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, I would assu-I don't know, I'm sure there's a, you know... there's weeaboos everywhere&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  there's a fun-there's these two shops called The Beholder's Eye and Fun &amp;amp; Games, two different shops and they, like pander to the Warhammer crowd and shit?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  So... which I'm not like, you know, against per-say, it's too nerdy for me though but I like the story and shit but I'm not gonna pay money for like you know fucking models and shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   well, yeah b-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  If Centennial's hearing this, like, if she will hear this and shit, yeah, fuck you, Centennial. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Dawn of War's better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   W-well like I'm a huge computer nerd and shit like that, and I would've, there's like so much shit that I want to get into, but I don't have the money and time...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Like my fucking classes?  Fucking raping me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, I'm also fuckin- I'm a fucktard with computers and shit, though.  I'm relatively new.  Should have, like... Should've seen me, and I like...  I mean I talk to Cameron all the time though 'cause she's the most helpful, like, she's all motherly and shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (laughs) yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   So like, (Robert Simmons YouTube voice) &amp;quot;Uh, how do I do thiiiis?&amp;quot;  I'm like Chris-Chan, you know, with fucking.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  You see, in high school for years... I couldn't drive?  And like... my aunt didn't want to take me places?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So all I did in my spare time was program, like, in my room.  I just sat there and programmed 24/7.  So I'm really fucking good at programming.  That's the only thing I'm good at.  I didn't play video games 'cause I couldn't play video games so all I did was program.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   What time is it, by the way?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  It's... 12:23.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Alright.  I guess... we can go find PetSmart but I wanna find it online, first.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yes, we'll go see [[Emily|that bitch]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (laughs) it's gonna be a long time...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, so... you don't even know what she looks like, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Uh, no I don't know what she looks like.  She blurred out her face in um... She put signs on his front lawn that said like, &amp;quot;Love, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&amp;quot; or some shit like that or [[Jimmy Hill]] or something like that.  I know it at least said Encyclopedia Dramatica.  She put pictures on his lawn and there's just pictures of her standing there looking like a dumbass... and um... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   What a dumb bitch.  Bottom line:  She should be raped.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   We're gonna edit that shit out!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   But yeah, so um... (unintelligible)  I'm just so fucking pumped to just stroll in there and say, &amp;quot;Hey Chris&amp;quot;  or my buddy was saying, &amp;quot;Hey buddy, uh, mind if I talk to your sister here real quick?&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   No, I don't know... hopefully he'll, like, he'll not... no, he's too stupid to put two and two together.  I'm still safe.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Yeah, yeah yeah... and if he started to he'd be like, &amp;quot;BOB, ARE YOU IN LEAGUE WITH THE PICKLE MAN?&amp;quot; and you'd be like, &amp;quot;No,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   No...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   &amp;quot;He tricked me!&amp;quot; and he'd be like, &amp;quot;Okay, okay...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   is this... the place?  No?  It's not, fuck it.  I gotta get some gas anyways.  Shit... oh, there it is!  That's the thing, it's so far away, it's like..., it's like off the road it's like &amp;quot;Am I... going to the right place?&amp;quot; Hmm.  So.  I think they're just going to go home then, I don't know.  How was that church by the way?  'Cause... fuck!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Boring as hell.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah... I mean, I'm really surprised that the bitch was really progressive...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   It's mind boggling that Chris, like the first thing he showed me was Leviticus 18 about the...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Wait... he showed you where?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Well, sitting with him and shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Are you serious, he brought up fucking Leviticus?  What the fuck?  (Chris impression) &amp;quot;MAN WILL NOT LIE WITH ANOTHER MAN!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Are you fucking kidding me?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   No, no... it's in here. so...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Holy... Holy flying fuck.  I know he did it in the video.  This is in fucking real life?  In fucking church?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, it's weird, too, because like, he got sort of from getting from the pastor, who obviously is, you know, very progressive. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  She was just talking about how you could like, &amp;quot;Doodily doodily do, laws don't matter, that's okay whatever.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, exactly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   &amp;quot;I CAN SAY 'FUCK' 'CAUSE IT'S THA DEVIL!&amp;quot;  Yeah, I've heard preachers say, &amp;quot;YOU TELL THAT DEVIL TO GO TO HELL.  WHAT?  IT'S LEGAL!&amp;quot;  so...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Well, we have, um, we have one of those open air... well we have an open preacher who comes to my college every now and then,&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   mmhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   And one of these days while he's there I wanna just go out and like hand out like pamphlets saying about... how like all of the health benefits of masturbation, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   oh yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   And I'll be in my pickle suit, walking around like, I'm looking like a complete jackass.  Who are they gonna pay attention to?  You know, the guy who's telling me to go to hell or the guy who's telling how how good it is to touch your ding dong?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   It's still going, an hour forty-seven... here you go.  I'm retarded when it comes to electronics.  (in the background)  ...got his phone number and shit... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   yeah, shit man.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   if you've got a green (unintelligible) show it to me, alright?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=63591</id>
		<title>Talk:Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=63591"/>
		<updated>2010-01-16T13:17:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* It's done. */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Why the fuck did someone redirect this to the Bob Simmons article? We don't take fucking shortcuts around here, people - this is an audio with Chris, it's going to be transcripted in its entirety (well, sorta - it's not necessary to transcribe the entire church sermon, only as much as the parts Chris responds to and says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and whatnot). Fuck if people are going to listen to the audio, this needs to be transcripted so people who do not want to listen to the whole thing can just read it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get to work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Soo... Where can I download the audio? There's no link in the actual article... :/ --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 12:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SAUCE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CTHULHU demands sauce&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sauce delivery:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?iwldnjimezz Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
:*Improved, converted to MP3. http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 [[User:Qebafhzn|Qebafhzn]] 06:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I'm doing this as fast as I can... ==&lt;br /&gt;
For anyone else doing the transcription:  USE THE WAV FILE.  The MP3 is compressed so much that you can't understand half of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm uploading what I have now.  There will be more to come.  I'm only about 10 minutes in.  --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* You are a TRUE and HONEST hero. I don't have the balls to transcribe this. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:31, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for transcribing this but Yellow text is SHIT to read on a white background. Yes, it's nice to differentiate but c'mon, I'd rather have it all black if it means I can actually read it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:10, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is soooooooooo long : /&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll change up the text color for bob to black then, no big deal.  To be honest, most of the length of this is due to the church service, which I will mostly be omitting.  There's no reason for me to transcribe it.--[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;br /&gt;
*When the church sermon begins, you're welcome to omit that. Just include sentences where Chris says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and stuff like that or when the trolls make comments and shit like that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:57, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
May god have mercy on your soul. --[[User:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Alright.'''  I've got 10 minutes left to transcribe, but dammit I can't stay awake anymore.  I promise to have the rest up within 24 hours. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 12:17, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== It's done. ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unless anyone else wants to double check... --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 08:29, 15 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Someone better damn transcribe that video game and computer talk, dammit. It's still important to the characters of Robert Simmons V and the Pickle Suit agent. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:45, 15 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**GODDAMNIT. fine.  I'll do it. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 11:00, 15 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Everything's done.  Didn't know if I should remove the template or not.  I figured I'd let a mod do it so I'm not stepping on anyone's toes. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 04:37, 16 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I'm pretty sure it'd be okay, you HONEST and TRUE hero, you.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 05:03, 16 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Fuck it.  The transcription's done, I'll remove the template.  --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 13:17, 16 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:SaigonPickup&amp;diff=63586</id>
		<title>User talk:SaigonPickup</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:SaigonPickup&amp;diff=63586"/>
		<updated>2010-01-16T09:49:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcription ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you finish the [[Church audio]] transcription, they'll be a shiny new award in it for you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:02, 15 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=63530</id>
		<title>Talk:Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=63530"/>
		<updated>2010-01-16T04:37:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* It's done. */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Why the fuck did someone redirect this to the Bob Simmons article? We don't take fucking shortcuts around here, people - this is an audio with Chris, it's going to be transcripted in its entirety (well, sorta - it's not necessary to transcribe the entire church sermon, only as much as the parts Chris responds to and says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and whatnot). Fuck if people are going to listen to the audio, this needs to be transcripted so people who do not want to listen to the whole thing can just read it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get to work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Soo... Where can I download the audio? There's no link in the actual article... :/ --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 12:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SAUCE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CTHULHU demands sauce&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sauce delivery:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?iwldnjimezz Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
:*Improved, converted to MP3. http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 [[User:Qebafhzn|Qebafhzn]] 06:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I'm doing this as fast as I can... ==&lt;br /&gt;
For anyone else doing the transcription:  USE THE WAV FILE.  The MP3 is compressed so much that you can't understand half of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm uploading what I have now.  There will be more to come.  I'm only about 10 minutes in.  --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* You are a TRUE and HONEST hero. I don't have the balls to transcribe this. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:31, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for transcribing this but Yellow text is SHIT to read on a white background. Yes, it's nice to differentiate but c'mon, I'd rather have it all black if it means I can actually read it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:10, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is soooooooooo long : /&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll change up the text color for bob to black then, no big deal.  To be honest, most of the length of this is due to the church service, which I will mostly be omitting.  There's no reason for me to transcribe it.--[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;br /&gt;
*When the church sermon begins, you're welcome to omit that. Just include sentences where Chris says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and stuff like that or when the trolls make comments and shit like that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:57, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
May god have mercy on your soul. --[[User:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Alright.'''  I've got 10 minutes left to transcribe, but dammit I can't stay awake anymore.  I promise to have the rest up within 24 hours. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 12:17, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== It's done. ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unless anyone else wants to double check... --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 08:29, 15 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Someone better damn transcribe that video game and computer talk, dammit. It's still important to the characters of Robert Simmons V and the Pickle Suit agent. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:45, 15 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**GODDAMNIT. fine.  I'll do it. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 11:00, 15 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Everything's done.  Didn't know if I should remove the template or not.  I figured I'd let a mod do it so I'm not stepping on anyone's toes. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 04:37, 16 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=63529</id>
		<title>Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=63529"/>
		<updated>2010-01-16T04:36:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */ finished&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
===00:00:00 - Pre-Troll Warmup===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.  Oh yeah.  Not good.  (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe I should just talk normal.  You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Okay, you heard Julie, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah.  I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  We're doing it now.  Did you hear about that quote?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah we were talking about it on IRC and (becomes unintelligible) he-he's kind of a window to hell... and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I know.  Stephen Hawking?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Doesn't fucking matter.  He's fucking retarded.   Evil Shenanigans... He thinks Clyde took Julie hostage that one time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot;  He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot;  (mocking) &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you know what car he drives?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh... probably the Son-chu car?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you remember what his parents drive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Shit, nah... I dunno.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===00:06:27 - A Wild Chris-Chan Appears===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sure, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually we're here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(more walking, random chatter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... is coming as well?  Or is she feeling sick?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the ah instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Since uh... Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and all tha-and all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  That's fine.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Let me just go on by ya here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  Let me just go on by ya here...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you sir.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How is everything?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'll let you two chat for a bit I've gotta go (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Chris is really into that stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, so... Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... it's just a lot of jerks online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm 81... and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot.  But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (laughs) Yeah, they want to knock you down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way.  I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   I have a Commodore 64.  If you've ever heard of those...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah!  Um, my-my dad had one of those though, he also had... I think it's called Amiga?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's an actual system.  Anyway, I taught him how to do that, and he was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And of course after that... they came along with all sorts of video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)  We got one of the first Nintendos... (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I remember this one, what did they call it?  Mario World?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I've heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That one's I spent 150-200 levels... and and after I got through King Koopa... I couldn't get off of Yoshi's Island... and I'm an engineer... or was.  I'm retired now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And I couldn't remember how to get off of Yoshi's Island... I couldn't remember what was coming next, well he got up to King Koopa in two days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you get a copy of this weeks bulletin?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  He gets these games and I'm the one who ends up paying for them and he keeps them-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  haha, there's always renting, though.  So... you could just go to Blockbuster and rent games for a couple days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I wish he'd do that, it'd save him some money.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Save me some money...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Father, game's not so easy to beat nowadays... plus there's (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, that is true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You go to school here?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  No, um I actually live in 	&lt;br /&gt;
Christiansburg, So I'm meeting some-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You live in Christiansburg?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's a long drive.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, it is&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's up there near VPI, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, Virginia Tech&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I was in (unintelligible) for a lot of years.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I worked for GE down there for about 15 years, then got transferred to uh (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) I like the Johnson area, it's beautiful there &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Very pretty.  Yeah, I was driving down here this-uh this morning though and I was surprised though.  I-I've never really been here (unintelligible) I have a couple of friends here, and... it was really foggy though.  Um, I believe that it was 64?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (interrupts)  Oh...Hey, uh father did uh Bob here tell ya that uh... you know it's funny you both are named Robert better yet you could both be called Bob!  Yeah, anyway uh... he-uh he's been having trouble finding himself girlfriends too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, by the way Bob, by the way Bob, uh for your information, uh... I've actually uh... after I spaced myself from the internets I made the fond decision to go back into uh local areas and start talking to girls, so I go-got some encouragement from Rocky.  I also uh, I looked at this little uh, short  picture-short uh red picture book by uh... that came from a 9-year old.  Called &amp;quot;How to Talk to Girls&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm. mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's by... Alec... Goldwin?  Something like that?  Anywa-Anyway it's like ten dollars.  It's a good book.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You should tell him he's gotta (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah... Isn't there a dating service?  That... isn't there?  I'm sure there's a dating services around here, right? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Anyway, I talked to seven girls uh this last Thursday over at uh... Alderman library.  So that was-that was a big start for me.  I mana-I managed to get a phone number out of one of them but unfortunately it was a fa-Unfortunately it was a bad number.  You know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe, did you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  The number wasn't-It wasn't a number that was in service.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  F-F-Fortunately I was prepared for that... you know. (pauses for a few seconds)  Anyway I was emotionally prepared for that, you know 'cause I'd seen a similar situation in an episode of Seinfeld... where... it was one where Elaine was giving was giving a fake phone number to most of the guys she met?  And it went to this, uh... racing bet booth?  And she's try-and at the end of the episode she's trying to... she-wrote the number on the back of her-on the back of a card that she ha-that she's like once punch away from getting a free sub!  And she wanted that free sub!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's a funny episode... it's a funny episode... you watch Seinfeld?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um... I used to, though, but, I don't think at least where I'm from they don't really show it anymore though.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  You can find it on the FOX stations or TBS...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh, okay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, actually you know two back-to-back episodes most every night 7, 7:30 on TBS.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm... they also have Family Guy on TBS. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, hey.  Did you see the latest episode of Family Guy?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Probably not, no... I don't think so, it was- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It was last Sun-it was last Sunday.  They isolated - and injected into Peter - the gay gene.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It lasted for only two and a half weeks.  Durli-d-d-during th-during like the first quarter of the-ah the episode, Peter bought for two dollars... a mentally challenged horse.  Brain damaged.  It was like-he was li-he always gave him like this blank stare...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  uh huh... so what'd he do with the horse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) He put th-He put the horse in the race and then the horse-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Did it win?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (Laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, but the horse ran into the crowd and uh cause a whole bunch of chaos and then the horse died of a heart attack from the excitement.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ohhh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Peter chucked it into Mort's drug store... Mort's pharmacy. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ahh... hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Mort's was like, &amp;quot;Oh, I like the days where they'd just throw... they'd just throw uh poo in a bag and uh... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:18:10 - Seth MacFarlane &amp;amp; The Bible===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah but anyway, later on in- but anyway... Ahh but anyway later on in the same episode, uh Stewie... brings up a quote... from the Bible, That pretty much uh... spells out for-spells out best in a nutshell, which I did a short-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I saw that though... Leviticus?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, Leviticus 18:22.  'sigh'  Right there.  &amp;quot;No man will lie with a man as one lies with a woman.  It is detestable.&amp;quot;  And then you can read the, uh... read the uh beforehand about uh... what was said to Moses, yadda yadda yadda, and then in the end what happens to those who... commit any of these uh... rules that are unlawful... in sexual relations includi-including animals.   Doing it with animals, that's-that's just... detestable and bogus...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  What page is that?  101?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   No no, it's- uh well mine's a different bible from theirs but you're-you're in the right area.  Leviticus 18:22.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Alright...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, my Bible is uh... different from the church's, uh... from this church's bible.  I got mine from our uh... Reverend Shin of the uh... Korean church in Chesterfield County, dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's right.  It was Presbyterian... I wonder where they come for church... anyway they're mostly Presbyterian...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Anyway, It was a graduation gift from them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (mostly unintelligible, what can be heard mentions spending time in North Korea)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, North Korea in the Signal Corps, right dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Before the Korean war, I was in Korea (the rest of the story becomes unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   I will!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (assumed he continues his story, unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As Bob continues his story, Chris mumbles something.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh, Chapter One.... 18.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob continues talking, while Chris mumbles a bit more and does a &amp;quot;hmm&amp;quot; now and again.  We hear shuffling through the pocket where the recorder is hidden.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Blacksburg is over... over by there, isn't it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, they're-they're... Christiansburg and Blacksburg are right next to each other.  Um... I had to go to 81 before I could get to 64.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, 81 goes for a while then you make a turn and go north.  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, real foggy too and- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   You drove down this morning, then?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, fog and-I-I was wondering why they had lights on the road until it's all...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Well now you know... Yeah, that's... that's a pretty good drive (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, it's about two and a half.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (chuckles)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's the big blue ridge where we are... we live... we live just north of here in Ruckersville, and off to the west (unintelligible) about seven-eight miles (unintelligible)... you can see it from our front door.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  In fact the western edge of it goes right along the parkway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh Bob, would you-would you like to sign the registration pad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  sure&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Ju-Just sign it on this line, and you can optionally put in your phone number and address-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  -you don't have to.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ...alright&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:23:38 - The Service Begins===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  here, you can have that back&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Thanks... oh, just put it back in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh,  okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There's one in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hey, lemme see your pen for a second there, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There ya are.  You hold onto that, 'cause that could be valuable one day.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   ...sure.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(something is mentioned about the piano needing to be fixed, it is turned into a joke about firewood)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  aww&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  that's horrible&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:26:19-1:33:00 - Churching Highlights===&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:28:37 (Chris is chosen to pick a Hymn)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Ah... let's do verse one of 733.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris chooses Marching to Zion and sings loudly and off-key)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:29:50 (Bob picks a Hymn)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  95&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  95?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  95... and do you have a favorite verse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  The one and only.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  There's only one?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(People in the church chuckle while Chris laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
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(The Hymn starts and Chris once again sings loudly and off-key)&lt;br /&gt;
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(A Hymn with a ridiculous page number is called out)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'm looking... 2235 B?  Oh.  Oh, here it is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris continues to sing the rest of the hymns off-key and loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:48:15 (Other High Functioning Autistics)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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(Elizabeth is talking about a new family in the parish)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Dawson is their, uh... their autistic son.  He's high functioning autistic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===01:33:35 - TTE:  TACTICAL TROLL EXTRACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Hi, your name's Robert?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yes&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Very nice to meet you.  Very good to have you here today!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Thank you.  I like this place, a lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Good!  Well, hope you come back some day!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris and Robert are talking.  It is impossible to understand them due to the organ)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Okay, well you take it easy, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(much of the rest of the conversation is unintelligible because of the crowd)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Well, you take care, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===01:36:04 - &amp;quot;That's that&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   You know, it's very odd 'cause... for such a progressive church though, he was reading Leviticus and shit.  Well... he got that from Family Guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  He looks... for any justification he can find.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   So what did he say to you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Oh nothing... we were just talking and shit, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He told me... like, he knew I was in Australia or some bullshit?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(both break into laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   I got a souvenir too, by the way.  By-By the way, I need to turn off the goddamn thing...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, whatever, I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (commenting on traffic)...I should have gone... oh well&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Fuckin' awesome haha&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I met him, I... you know, I have his cell phone number, which I guess, like, everyone already has, &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  So I think I might actually call him on my cellphone.  Hopefully like he won't give it away... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Probably not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I don't know... Pretty badass, huh?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I think he'll recognize me when I steal his girl, when I steal his date.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Ugh... well, maybe you should get makeup or something.  Green, green makeup.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I... I don't really give a fuck.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I do!  Fuck, man! (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  No no no I don't think he'll connect me and you&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Well, okay.  Well maybe, you know,  that would explain your spying on us, like that would explain the recordings and shit, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  You'd better edit this shit to where I'm not saying &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot;, you know it's always like, it's always like, it's always like...  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (makes noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, God... I don't want Clyde to have this shit image because he seemed like such a nice guy, dude!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Aww!  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh yeah, look at this... did you see this?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(It can be assumed Robert is showing the Troll the signature given to him by Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
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(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Oh my God...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh yeah, look at this... did you see this?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Well, I wrote down, um... what, uh... which...what things he recommended...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Marching to Zion, and Bob suggested Praise God from All... From all of our Saints Blood&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  This just... what's so funny, what's so interesting I find is Bob, you know, the Lumberjack, is bad-ass, though.  He's a really pleasant guy, though. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um... the only problem I feel sorry for is he tried to justify like Chris and shit.  Like, apparently like back when he was 6 he couldn't even talk&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  and uh, you know, 'cause he's fucking autistic&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  right, right... God has a mute button on him, that's what he says.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ...what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Chris says that God put the mute button on him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh... well, yeah.  Anyways, um... other than being really SHITTY by the way, everybody - It's still all recording - Anyways... hopefully this will provide some entertainment for people, I dunno.  But anyways, so um... - what the hell am I saying? oh yeah - so um... (laughs) God... DAMN! (laughs) That dude, you know... you know, it seemed like, &amp;quot;What the hell is that guy wearing a fucking Hardees jacket?  You know, that guy looks really fucking sketchy as hell!&amp;quot;  (troll laughs)  And I go, &amp;quot;Mr. Chandler?&amp;quot;  And he go-And he didn't know me for a second.  &amp;quot;I'm Robert Simmons Fifth&amp;quot;, and h-and he knew me, it's like, and he still thinks I'm awesome!  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm so happy!  you know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Aw yeah, that's awesome&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... but he gave me his cell phone number which I've-I have to call him up.  I can't wait to show my fucking buddies at Tech, man.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  That's pretty funny, man!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I don't kn-I would lend it to you if you have a scanner or something like that...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I don't have a scanner.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'll have to scan it at my, uh... at my fucking campus&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, it's cool, man... fucking awesome&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  another piece of internet history right here &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh my God... comin' from the guy who's driving a fucking white truck with the Obama sticker yeahhhhhh... I'm so happy I didn't have to do, (in Robert Simmons YouTube voice) &amp;quot;MR. CHANDLER!&amp;quot;, you know?  I'm so happy.  I guess you can contribute that to being really nervous online or something like that, but... anyways, apparently Robert the Lumberjack, before he was a lumberjack, I should say - He was an engineer, worked for like GE, and he's been like-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  So he's pretty badass...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Well well, he k-well, Chris keeps on going on about how Bob invented plastic.  That's what he tells people. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  He tells people that Bob invented that.  Now what Bob actually did was... he designed the controls for one of th- for one of th-the first plastic molding machines.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mmhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Now... I think that probably Bob was probably just some sort of like low-level engineer or some shit like that... Now he's a cool guy, I'm just saying, I don't think-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  He's not the plastic maker...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's more like, chemistry, I would think.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   You could probably take another person, another engineer and replace Bob with him and you'd get the exact same fucking thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Now, Bob's a cool guy, Bob's a, Bob's a loveable guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  He is so... He is so awesome, though.  Seriously.  I actually, you know, I think people might be pissed when they're hearing this shit, 'cause like... I actually talked more to Bob 'cause he was interesting as fuck, though, and like, you know telling me about like the Commodore 64 and how, you know, before fucking Chris could speak, he was playing video games, though.  And how, according to him (Bob voice) &amp;quot;124 levels, tryin' to get to Koopa&amp;quot;  And he pulls out Yoshi's Island and I'm like, &amp;quot;Dude, you're talking about fuckin' four different games, dumbass.&amp;quot;  But, whatever, you know, he's old... I could see me saying that to my grandma, &amp;quot;Yeah, whatever grandma... Japan's awesome.  right.&amp;quot;  So...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  aww... goddamn.  I should really stop this, but oh well.  Like, the tape is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Yeah, whatever...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Anyways, um... so, yeah.  Hopefully they'll like hear it all, though.  Bob, I can definitely tell it's gonna be really hard to hear 'em.  So...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   ...an Asian market and (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, it was surprising...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  A lotta weeaboos here in fuckin... UVA shit, man&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, I would assu-I don't know, I'm sure there's a, you know... there's weeaboos everywhere&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  there's a fun-there's these two shops called The Beholder's Eye and Fun &amp;amp; Games, two different shops and they, like pander to the Warhammer crowd and shit?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  So... which I'm not like, you know, against per-say, it's too nerdy for me though but I like the story and shit but I'm not gonna pay money for like you know fucking models and shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   well, yeah b-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  If Centennial's hearing this, like, if she will hear this and shit, yeah, fuck you, Centennial. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Dawn of War's better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   W-well like I'm a huge computer nerd and shit like that, and I would've, there's like so much shit that I want to get into, but I don't have the money and time...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Like my fucking classes?  Fucking raping me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, I'm also fuckin- I'm a fucktard with computers and shit, though.  I'm relatively new.  Should have, like... Should've seen me, and I like...  I mean I talk to Cameron all the time though 'cause she's the most helpful, like, she's all motherly and shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (laughs) yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   So like, (Robert Simmons YouTube voice) &amp;quot;Uh, how do I do thiiiis?&amp;quot;  I'm like Chris-Chan, you know, with fucking.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  You see, in high school for years... I couldn't drive?  And like... my aunt didn't want to take me places?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So all I did in my spare time was program, like, in my room.  I just sat there and programmed 24/7.  So I'm really fucking good at programming.  That's the only thing I'm good at.  I didn't play video games 'cause I couldn't play video games so all I did was program.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   What time is it, by the way?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  It's... 12:23.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Alright.  I guess... we can go find PetSmart but I wanna find it online, first.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yes, we'll go see [[Emily|that bitch]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (laughs) it's gonna be a long time...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, so... you don't even know what she looks like, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Uh, no I don't know what she looks like.  She blurred out her face in um... She put signs on his front lawn that said like, &amp;quot;Love, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&amp;quot; or some shit like that or [[Jimmy Hill]] or something like that.  I know it at least said Encyclopedia Dramatica.  She put pictures on his lawn and there's just pictures of her standing there looking like a dumbass... and um... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   What a dumb bitch.  Bottom line:  She should be raped.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   We're gonna edit that shit out!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   But yeah, so um... (unintelligible)  I'm just so fucking pumped to just stroll in there and say, &amp;quot;Hey Chris&amp;quot;  or my buddy was saying, &amp;quot;Hey buddy, uh, mind if I talk to your sister here real quick?&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   No, I don't know... hopefully he'll, like, he'll not... no, he's too stupid to put two and two together.  I'm still safe.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Yeah, yeah yeah... and if he started to he'd be like, &amp;quot;BOB, ARE YOU IN LEAGUE WITH THE PICKLE MAN?&amp;quot; and you'd be like, &amp;quot;No,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   No...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   &amp;quot;He tricked me!&amp;quot; and he'd be like, &amp;quot;Okay, okay...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   is this... the place?  No?  It's not, fuck it.  I gotta get some gas anyways.  Shit... oh, there it is!  That's the thing, it's so far away, it's like..., it's like off the road it's like &amp;quot;Am I... going to the right place?&amp;quot; Hmm.  So.  I think they're just going to go home then, I don't know.  How was that church by the way?  'Cause... fuck!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Boring as hell.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah... I mean, I'm really surprised that the bitch was really progressive...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   It's mind boggling that Chris, like the first thing he showed me was Leviticus 18 about the...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Wait... he showed you where?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Well, sitting with him and shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Are you serious, he brought up fucking Leviticus?  What the fuck?  (Chris impression) &amp;quot;MAN WILL NOT LIE WITH ANOTHER MAN!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Are you fucking kidding me?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   No, no... it's in here. so...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Holy... Holy flying fuck.  I know he did it in the video.  This is in fucking real life?  In fucking church?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, it's weird, too, because like, he got sort of from getting from the pastor, who obviously is, you know, very progressive. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  She was just talking about how you could like, &amp;quot;Doodily doodily do, laws don't matter, that's okay whatever.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, exactly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   &amp;quot;I CAN SAY 'FUCK' 'CAUSE IT'S THA DEVIL!&amp;quot;  Yeah, I've heard preachers say, &amp;quot;YOU TELL THAT DEVIL TO GO TO HELL.  WHAT?  IT'S LEGAL!&amp;quot;  so...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Well, we have, um, we have one of those open air... well we have an open preacher who comes to my college every now and then,&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   mmhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   And one of these days while he's there I wanna just go out and like hand out like pamphlets saying about... how like all of the health benefits of masturbation, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   oh yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   And I'll be in my pickle suit, walking around like, I'm looking like a complete jackass.  Who are they gonna pay attention to?  You know, the guy who's telling me to go to hell or the guy who's telling how how good it is to touch your ding dong?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   It's still going, an hour forty-seven... here you go.  I'm retarded when it comes to electronics.  (in the background)  ...got his phone number and shit... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   yeah, shit man.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   if you've got a green (unintelligible) show it to me, alright?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=63275</id>
		<title>Talk:Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=63275"/>
		<updated>2010-01-15T11:00:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* It's done. */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Why the fuck did someone redirect this to the Bob Simmons article? We don't take fucking shortcuts around here, people - this is an audio with Chris, it's going to be transcripted in its entirety (well, sorta - it's not necessary to transcribe the entire church sermon, only as much as the parts Chris responds to and says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and whatnot). Fuck if people are going to listen to the audio, this needs to be transcripted so people who do not want to listen to the whole thing can just read it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get to work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Soo... Where can I download the audio? There's no link in the actual article... :/ --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 12:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SAUCE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CTHULHU demands sauce&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sauce delivery:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?iwldnjimezz Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
:*Improved, converted to MP3. http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 [[User:Qebafhzn|Qebafhzn]] 06:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I'm doing this as fast as I can... ==&lt;br /&gt;
For anyone else doing the transcription:  USE THE WAV FILE.  The MP3 is compressed so much that you can't understand half of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm uploading what I have now.  There will be more to come.  I'm only about 10 minutes in.  --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* You are a TRUE and HONEST hero. I don't have the balls to transcribe this. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:31, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for transcribing this but Yellow text is SHIT to read on a white background. Yes, it's nice to differentiate but c'mon, I'd rather have it all black if it means I can actually read it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:10, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is soooooooooo long : /&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll change up the text color for bob to black then, no big deal.  To be honest, most of the length of this is due to the church service, which I will mostly be omitting.  There's no reason for me to transcribe it.--[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;br /&gt;
*When the church sermon begins, you're welcome to omit that. Just include sentences where Chris says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and stuff like that or when the trolls make comments and shit like that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:57, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
May god have mercy on your soul. --[[User:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Alright.'''  I've got 10 minutes left to transcribe, but dammit I can't stay awake anymore.  I promise to have the rest up within 24 hours. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 12:17, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== It's done. ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unless anyone else wants to double check... --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 08:29, 15 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Someone better damn transcribe that video game and computer talk, dammit. It's still important to the characters of Robert Simmons V and the Pickle Suit agent. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:45, 15 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**GODDAMNIT. fine.  I'll do it. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 11:00, 15 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=63265</id>
		<title>Talk:Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=63265"/>
		<updated>2010-01-15T08:29:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* It's done. */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Why the fuck did someone redirect this to the Bob Simmons article? We don't take fucking shortcuts around here, people - this is an audio with Chris, it's going to be transcripted in its entirety (well, sorta - it's not necessary to transcribe the entire church sermon, only as much as the parts Chris responds to and says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and whatnot). Fuck if people are going to listen to the audio, this needs to be transcripted so people who do not want to listen to the whole thing can just read it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get to work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Soo... Where can I download the audio? There's no link in the actual article... :/ --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 12:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SAUCE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CTHULHU demands sauce&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sauce delivery:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?iwldnjimezz Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
:*Improved, converted to MP3. http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 [[User:Qebafhzn|Qebafhzn]] 06:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I'm doing this as fast as I can... ==&lt;br /&gt;
For anyone else doing the transcription:  USE THE WAV FILE.  The MP3 is compressed so much that you can't understand half of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm uploading what I have now.  There will be more to come.  I'm only about 10 minutes in.  --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* You are a TRUE and HONEST hero. I don't have the balls to transcribe this. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:31, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for transcribing this but Yellow text is SHIT to read on a white background. Yes, it's nice to differentiate but c'mon, I'd rather have it all black if it means I can actually read it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:10, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is soooooooooo long : /&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll change up the text color for bob to black then, no big deal.  To be honest, most of the length of this is due to the church service, which I will mostly be omitting.  There's no reason for me to transcribe it.--[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;br /&gt;
*When the church sermon begins, you're welcome to omit that. Just include sentences where Chris says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and stuff like that or when the trolls make comments and shit like that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:57, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
May god have mercy on your soul. --[[User:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Alright.'''  I've got 10 minutes left to transcribe, but dammit I can't stay awake anymore.  I promise to have the rest up within 24 hours. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 12:17, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== It's done. ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unless anyone else wants to double check... --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 08:29, 15 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=63264</id>
		<title>Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=63264"/>
		<updated>2010-01-15T08:28:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */ DONE, BITCHES.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
===00:00:00 - Pre-Troll Warmup===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.  Oh yeah.  Not good.  (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe I should just talk normal.  You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Okay, you heard Julie, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah.  I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  We're doing it now.  Did you hear about that quote?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah we were talking about it on IRC and (becomes unintelligible) he-he's kind of a window to hell... and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I know.  Stephen Hawking?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Doesn't fucking matter.  He's fucking retarded.   Evil Shenanigans... He thinks Clyde took Julie hostage that one time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot;  He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot;  (mocking) &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you know what car he drives?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh... probably the Son-chu car?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you remember what his parents drive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Shit, nah... I dunno.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:06:27 - A Wild Chris-Chan Appears===&lt;br /&gt;
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(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sure, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually we're here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(more walking, random chatter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... is coming as well?  Or is she feeling sick?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the ah instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Since uh... Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and all tha-and all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  That's fine.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:09:18 - In Walked Bob===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Let me just go on by ya here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  Let me just go on by ya here...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you sir.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How is everything?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'll let you two chat for a bit I've gotta go (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Chris is really into that stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, so... Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... it's just a lot of jerks online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm 81... and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot.  But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (laughs) Yeah, they want to knock you down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way.  I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   I have a Commodore 64.  If you've ever heard of those...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah!  Um, my-my dad had one of those though, he also had... I think it's called Amiga?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's an actual system.  Anyway, I taught him how to do that, and he was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And of course after that... they came along with all sorts of video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)  We got one of the first Nintendos... (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I remember this one, what did they call it?  Mario World?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I've heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That one's I spent 150-200 hours... and and after I got through King Koopa... I couldn't get off of Yoshi's Island... and I'm an engineer... or was.  I'm retired now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And I couldn't remember how to get off of Yoshi's Island... I couldn't remember what was coming next, well he got up to King Koopa in two days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you get a copy of this weeks bulletin?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  He gets these games and I'm the one who ends up paying for them and he keeps them-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  haha, there's always renting, though.  So... you could just go to Blockbuster and rent games for a couple days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I wish he'd do that, it'd save him some money.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Save me some money...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Father, game's not so easy to beat nowadays... plus there's (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, that is true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You go to school here?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  No, um I actually live in 	&lt;br /&gt;
Christiansburg, So I'm meeting some-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You live in Christiansburg?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's a long drive.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, it is&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's up there near VPI, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, Virginia Tech&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I was in (unintelligible) for a lot of years.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I worked for GE down there for about 15 years, then got transferred to uh (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) I like the Johnson area, it's beautiful there &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Very pretty.  Yeah, I was driving down here this-uh this morning though and I was surprised though.  I-I've never really been here (unintelligible) I have a couple of friends here, and... it was really foggy though.  Um, I believe that it was 64?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:14:26 - The Love Quest Continues===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (interrupts)  Oh...Hey, uh father did uh Bob here tell ya that uh... you know it's funny you both are named Robert better yet you could both be called Bob!  Yeah, anyway uh... he-uh he's been having trouble finding himself girlfriends too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, by the way Bob, by the way Bob, uh for your information, uh... I've actually uh... after I spaced myself from the internets I made the fond decision to go back into uh local areas and start talking to girls, so I go-got some encouragement from Rocky.  I also uh, I looked at this little uh, short  picture-short uh red picture book by uh... that came from a 9-year old.  Called &amp;quot;How to Talk to Girls&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm. mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's by... Alec... Goldwin?  Something like that?  Anywa-Anyway it's like ten dollars.  It's a good book.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You should tell him he's gotta (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah... Isn't there a dating service?  That... isn't there?  I'm sure there's a dating services around here, right? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Anyway, I talked to seven girls uh this last Thursday over at uh... Alderman library.  So that was-that was a big start for me.  I mana-I managed to get a phone number out of one of them but unfortunately it was a fa-Unfortunately it was a bad number.  You know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe, did you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  The number wasn't-It wasn't a number that was in service.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  F-F-Fortunately I was prepared for that... you know. (pauses for a few seconds)  Anyway I was emotionally prepared for that, you know 'cause I'd seen a similar situation in an episode of Seinfeld... where... it was one where Elaine was giving was giving a fake phone number to most of the guys she met?  And it went to this, uh... racing bet booth?  And she's try-and at the end of the episode she's trying to... she-wrote the number on the back of her-on the back of a card that she ha-that she's like once punch away from getting a free sub!  And she wanted that free sub!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's a funny episode... it's a funny episode... you watch Seinfeld?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um... I used to, though, but, I don't think at least where I'm from they don't really show it anymore though.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  You can find it on the FOX stations or TBS...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh, okay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, actually you know two back-to-back episodes most every night 7, 7:30 on TBS.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm... they also have Family Guy on TBS. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, hey.  Did you see the latest episode of Family Guy?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Probably not, no... I don't think so, it was- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It was last Sun-it was last Sunday.  They isolated - and injected into Peter - the gay gene.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It lasted for only two and a half weeks.  Durli-d-d-during th-during like the first quarter of the-ah the episode, Peter bought for two dollars... a mentally challenged horse.  Brain damaged.  It was like-he was li-he always gave him like this blank stare...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  uh huh... so what'd he do with the horse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) He put th-He put the horse in the race and then the horse-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Did it win?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (Laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, but the horse ran into the crowd and uh cause a whole bunch of chaos and then the horse died of a heart attack from the excitement.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ohhh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Peter chucked it into Mort's drug store... Mort's pharmacy. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ahh... hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Mort's was like, &amp;quot;Oh, I like the days where they'd just throw... they'd just throw uh poo in a bag and uh... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:18:10 - Seth MacFarlane &amp;amp; The Bible===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah but anyway, later on in- but anyway... Ahh but anyway later on in the same episode, uh Stewie... brings up a quote... from the Bible, That pretty much uh... spells out for-spells out best in a nutshell, which I did a short-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I saw that though... Leviticus?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, Leviticus 18:22.  'sigh'  Right there.  &amp;quot;No man will lie with a man as one lies with a woman.  It is detestable.&amp;quot;  And then you can read the, uh... read the uh beforehand about uh... what was said to Moses, yadda yadda yadda, and then in the end what happens to those who... commit any of these uh... rules that are unlawful... in sexual relations includi-including animals.   Doing it with animals, that's-that's just... detestable and bogus...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  What page is that?  101?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   No no, it's- uh well mine's a different bible from theirs but you're-you're in the right area.  Leviticus 18:22.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Alright...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, my Bible is uh... different from the church's, uh... from this church's bible.  I got mine from our uh... Reverend Shin of the uh... Korean church in Chesterfield County, dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's right.  It was Presbyterian... I wonder where they come for church... anyway they're mostly Presbyterian...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Anyway, It was a graduation gift from them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (mostly unintelligible, what can be heard mentions spending time in North Korea)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, North Korea in the Signal Corps, right dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Before the Korean war, I was in Korea (the rest of the story becomes unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   I will!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (assumed he continues his story, unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh, Chapter One.... 18.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob continues talking, while Chris mumbles a bit more and does a &amp;quot;hmm&amp;quot; now and again.  We hear shuffling through the pocket where the recorder is hidden.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Blacksburg is over... over by there, isn't it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, they're-they're... Christiansburg and Blacksburg are right next to each other.  Um... I had to go to 81 before I could get to 64.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, 81 goes for a while then you make a turn and go north.  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, real foggy too and- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   You drove down this morning, then?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, fog and-I-I was wondering why they had lights on the road until it's all...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Well now you know... Yeah, that's... that's a pretty good drive (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, it's about two and a half.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (chuckles)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's the big blue ridge where we are... we live... we live just north of here in Ruckersville, and off to the west (unintelligible) about seven-eight miles (unintelligible)... you can see it from our front door.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  In fact the western edge of it goes right along the parkway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh Bob, would you-would you like to sign the registration pad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  sure&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Ju-Just sign it on this line, and you can optionally put in your phone number and address-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  -you don't have to.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ...alright&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:23:38 - The Service Begins===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  here, you can have that back&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Thanks... oh, just put it back in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh,  okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There's one in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hey, lemme see your pen for a second there, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There ya are.  You hold onto that, 'cause that could be valuable one day.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   ...sure.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(something is mentioned about the piano needing to be fixed, it is turned into a joke about firewood)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  aww&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  that's horrible&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:26:19-1:33:00 - Churching Highlights===&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:28:37 (Chris is chosen to pick a Hymn)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Ah... let's do verse one of 733.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris chooses Marching to Zion and sings loudly and off-key)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:29:50 (Bob picks a Hymn)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  95&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  95?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  95... and do you have a favorite verse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  The one and only.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  There's only one?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(People in the church chuckle while Chris laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
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(The Hymn starts and Chris once again sings loudly and off-key)&lt;br /&gt;
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(A Hymn with a ridiculous page number is called out)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'm looking... 2235 B?  Oh.  Oh, here it is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris continues to sing the rest of the hymns off-key and loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:48:15 (Other High Functioning Autistics)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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(Elizabeth is talking about a new family in the parish)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Dawson is their, uh... their autistic son.  He's high functioning autistic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''(SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT HAPPENS FOR 45 MINUTES UNITL)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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===01:33:35 - TTE:  TACTICAL TROLL EXTRACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Hi, your name's Robert?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yes&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Very nice to meet you.  Very good to have you here today!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Thank you.  I like this place, a lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Good!  Well, hope you come back some day!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris and Robert are talking.  It is impossible to understand them due to the organ)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Okay, well you take it easy, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(much of the rest of the conversation is unintelligible because of the crowd)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Well, you take care, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===01:36:04 - &amp;quot;That's that&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   You know, it's very odd 'cause... for such a progressive church though, he was reading Leviticus and shit.  Well... he got that from Family Guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  He looks... for any justification he can find.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   So what did he say to you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Oh nothing... we were just talking and shit, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He told me... like, he knew I was in Australia or some bullshit?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(both break into laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   I got a souvenir too, by the way.  By-By the way, I need to turn off the goddamn thing...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, whatever, I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (commenting on traffic)...I should have gone... oh well&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Fuckin' awesome haha&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I met him, I... you know, I have his cell phone number, which I guess, like, everyone already has, &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  So I think I might actually call him on my cellphone.  Hopefully like he won't give it away... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Probably not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I don't know... Pretty badass, huh?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(both break into laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I think he'll recognize me when I steal his girl, when I steal his date.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Ugh... well, maybe you should get makeup or something.  Green, green makeup.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I... I don't really give a fuck.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I do!  Fuck, man! (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  No no no I don't think he'll connect me and you&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Well, okay.  Well maybe, you know,  that would explain your spying on us, like that would explain the recordings and shit, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  You'd better edit this shit to where I'm not saying &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot;, you know it's always like, it's always like, it's always like...  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (makes noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, God... I don't want Clyde to have this shit image because he seemed like such a nice guy, dude!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Aww!  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh yeah, look at this... did you see this?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(It can be assumed Robert is showing the Troll the signature given to him by Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Oh my God...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh yeah, look at this... did you see this?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Well, I wrote down, um... what, uh... which...what things he recommended...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Marching to Zion, and Bob suggested Praise God from All... From all of our Saints Blood&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  This just... what's so funny, what's so interesting I find is Bob, you know, the Lumberjack, is bad-ass, though.  He's a really pleasant guy, though. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um... the only problem I feel sorry for is he tried to justify like Chris and shit.  Like, apparently like back when he was 6 he couldn't even talk&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  and uh, you know, 'cause he's fucking autistic&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  right, right... God has a mute button on him, that's what he says.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ...what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Chris says that God put the mute button on him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh... well, yeah.  Anyways, um... other than being really SHITTY by the way, everybody - It's still all recording - Anyways... hopefully this will provide some entertainment for people, I dunno.  But anyways, so um... - what the hell am I saying? oh yeah - so um... (laughs) God... DAMN! (laughs) That dude, you know... you know, it seemed like, &amp;quot;What the hell is that guy wearing a fucking Hardees jacket?  You know, that guy looks really fucking sketchy as hell!&amp;quot;  (troll laughs)  And I go, &amp;quot;Mr. Chandler?&amp;quot;  And he go-And he didn't know me for a second.  &amp;quot;I'm Robert Simmons Fifth&amp;quot;, and h-and he knew me, it's like, and he still thinks I'm awesome!  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm so happy!  you know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Aw yeah, that's awesome&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... but he gave me his cell phone number which I've-I have to call him up.  I can't wait to show my fucking buddies at Tech, man.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  That's pretty funny, man!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I don't kn-I would lend it to you if you have a scanner or something like that...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I don't have a scanner.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'll have to scan it at my, uh... at my fucking campus&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, it's cool, man... fucking awesome&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  another piece of internet history right here &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh my God... comin' from the guy who's driving a fucking white truck with the Obama sticker yeahhhhhh... I'm so happy I didn't have to do, (in Robert Simmons YouTube voice) &amp;quot;MR. CHANDLER!&amp;quot;, you know?  I'm so happy.  I guess you can contribute that to being really nervous online or something like that, but... anyways, apparently Robert the Lumberjack, before he was a lumberjack, I should say - He was an engineer, worked for like GE, and he's been like-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  So he's pretty badass...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Well well, he k-well, Chris keeps on going on about how Bob invented plastic.  That's what he tells people. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh shit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  He tells people that Bob invented that.  Now what Bob actually did was... he designed the controls for one of th- for one of th-the first plastic molding machines.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mmhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Now... I think that probably Bob was probably just some sort of like low-level engineer or some shit like that... Now he's a cool guy, I'm just saying, I don't think-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  He's not the plastic maker...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's more like, chemistry, I would think.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   You could probably take another person, another engineer and replace Bob with him and you'd get the exact same fucking thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Now, Bob's a cool guy, Bob's a, Bob's a loveable guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  He is so... He is so awesome, though.  Seriously.  I actually, you know, I think people might be pissed when they're hearing this shit, 'cause like... I actually talked more to Bob 'cause he was interesting as fuck, though, and like, you know telling me about like the Commodore 64 and how, you know, before fucking Chris could speak, he was playing video games, though.  And how, according to him (Bob voice) &amp;quot;124 levels, tryin' to get to Koopa&amp;quot;  And he pulls out Yoshi's Island and I'm like, &amp;quot;Dude, you're talking about fuckin' four different games, dumbass.&amp;quot;  But, whatever, you know, he's old... I could see me saying that to my grandma, &amp;quot;Yeah, whatever grandma... Japan's awesome.  right.&amp;quot;  So...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both laugh)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  aww... goddamn.  I should really stop this, but oh well.  Like, the tape is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':   Yeah, whatever...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Anyways, um... so, yeah.  Hopefully they'll like hear it all, though.  Bob, I can definitely tell it's gonna be really hard to hear 'em.  So...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''(The rest of the audio becomes video game and computer talk.  Nothing to see here.  Move along)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
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(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Church audio</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* 01:33:35 - TTE:  TACTICAL TROLL EXTRACTION */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
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The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
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They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
===00:00:00 - Pre-Troll Warmup===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.  Oh yeah.  Not good.  (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe I should just talk normal.  You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Okay, you heard Julie, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah.  I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  We're doing it now.  Did you hear about that quote?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah we were talking about it on IRC and (becomes unintelligible) he-he's kind of a window to hell... and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I know.  Stephen Hawking?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Doesn't fucking matter.  He's fucking retarded.   Evil Shenanigans... He thinks Clyde took Julie hostage that one time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot;  He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot;  (mocking) &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you know what car he drives?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh... probably the Son-chu car?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you remember what his parents drive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Shit, nah... I dunno.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:06:27 - A Wild Chris-Chan Appears===&lt;br /&gt;
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(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sure, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually we're here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(more walking, random chatter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... is coming as well?  Or is she feeling sick?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the ah instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Since uh... Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and all tha-and all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  That's fine.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:09:18 - In Walked Bob===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Let me just go on by ya here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  Let me just go on by ya here...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you sir.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How is everything?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'll let you two chat for a bit I've gotta go (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Chris is really into that stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, so... Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... it's just a lot of jerks online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm 81... and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot.  But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (laughs) Yeah, they want to knock you down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way.  I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   I have a Commodore 64.  If you've ever heard of those...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah!  Um, my-my dad had one of those though, he also had... I think it's called Amiga?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's an actual system.  Anyway, I taught him how to do that, and he was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And of course after that... they came along with all sorts of video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)  We got one of the first Nintendos... (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I remember this one, what did they call it?  Mario World?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I've heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That one's I spent 150-200 hours... and and after I got through King Koopa... I couldn't get off of Yoshi's Island... and I'm an engineer... or was.  I'm retired now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And I couldn't remember how to get off of Yoshi's Island... I couldn't remember what was coming next, well he got up to King Koopa in two days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you get a copy of this weeks bulletin?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  He gets these games and I'm the one who ends up paying for them and he keeps them-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  haha, there's always renting, though.  So... you could just go to Blockbuster and rent games for a couple days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I wish he'd do that, it'd save him some money.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Save me some money...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Father, game's not so easy to beat nowadays... plus there's (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, that is true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You go to school here?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  No, um I actually live in 	&lt;br /&gt;
Christiansburg, So I'm meeting some-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You live in Christiansburg?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's a long drive.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, it is&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's up there near VPI, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, Virginia Tech&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I was in (unintelligible) for a lot of years.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I worked for GE down there for about 15 years, then got transferred to uh (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) I like the Johnson area, it's beautiful there &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Very pretty.  Yeah, I was driving down here this-uh this morning though and I was surprised though.  I-I've never really been here (unintelligible) I have a couple of friends here, and... it was really foggy though.  Um, I believe that it was 64?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (interrupts)  Oh...Hey, uh father did uh Bob here tell ya that uh... you know it's funny you both are named Robert better yet you could both be called Bob!  Yeah, anyway uh... he-uh he's been having trouble finding himself girlfriends too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, by the way Bob, by the way Bob, uh for your information, uh... I've actually uh... after I spaced myself from the internets I made the fond decision to go back into uh local areas and start talking to girls, so I go-got some encouragement from Rocky.  I also uh, I looked at this little uh, short  picture-short uh red picture book by uh... that came from a 9-year old.  Called &amp;quot;How to Talk to Girls&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm. mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's by... Alec... Goldwin?  Something like that?  Anywa-Anyway it's like ten dollars.  It's a good book.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You should tell him he's gotta (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah... Isn't there a dating service?  That... isn't there?  I'm sure there's a dating services around here, right? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Anyway, I talked to seven girls uh this last Thursday over at uh... Alderman library.  So that was-that was a big start for me.  I mana-I managed to get a phone number out of one of them but unfortunately it was a fa-Unfortunately it was a bad number.  You know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe, did you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  The number wasn't-It wasn't a number that was in service.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  F-F-Fortunately I was prepared for that... you know. (pauses for a few seconds)  Anyway I was emotionally prepared for that, you know 'cause I'd seen a similar situation in an episode of Seinfeld... where... it was one where Elaine was giving was giving a fake phone number to most of the guys she met?  And it went to this, uh... racing bet booth?  And she's try-and at the end of the episode she's trying to... she-wrote the number on the back of her-on the back of a card that she ha-that she's like once punch away from getting a free sub!  And she wanted that free sub!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's a funny episode... it's a funny episode... you watch Seinfeld?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um... I used to, though, but, I don't think at least where I'm from they don't really show it anymore though.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  You can find it on the FOX stations or TBS...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh, okay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, actually you know two back-to-back episodes most every night 7, 7:30 on TBS.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm... they also have Family Guy on TBS. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, hey.  Did you see the latest episode of Family Guy?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Probably not, no... I don't think so, it was- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It was last Sun-it was last Sunday.  They isolated - and injected into Peter - the gay gene.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It lasted for only two and a half weeks.  Durli-d-d-during th-during like the first quarter of the-ah the episode, Peter bought for two dollars... a mentally challenged horse.  Brain damaged.  It was like-he was li-he always gave him like this blank stare...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  uh huh... so what'd he do with the horse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) He put th-He put the horse in the race and then the horse-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Did it win?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (Laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, but the horse ran into the crowd and uh cause a whole bunch of chaos and then the horse died of a heart attack from the excitement.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ohhh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Peter chucked it into Mort's drug store... Mort's pharmacy. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ahh... hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Mort's was like, &amp;quot;Oh, I like the days where they'd just throw... they'd just throw uh poo in a bag and uh... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah but anyway, later on in- but anyway... Ahh but anyway later on in the same episode, uh Stewie... brings up a quote... from the Bible, That pretty much uh... spells out for-spells out best in a nutshell, which I did a short-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I saw that though... Leviticus?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, Leviticus 18:22.  'sigh'  Right there.  &amp;quot;No man will lie with a man as one lies with a woman.  It is detestable.&amp;quot;  And then you can read the, uh... read the uh beforehand about uh... what was said to Moses, yadda yadda yadda, and then in the end what happens to those who... commit any of these uh... rules that are unlawful... in sexual relations includi-including animals.   Doing it with animals, that's-that's just... detestable and bogus...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  What page is that?  101?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   No no, it's- uh well mine's a different bible from theirs but you're-you're in the right area.  Leviticus 18:22.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Alright...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, my Bible is uh... different from the church's, uh... from this church's bible.  I got mine from our uh... Reverend Shin of the uh... Korean church in Chesterfield County, dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's right.  It was Presbyterian... I wonder where they come for church... anyway they're mostly Presbyterian...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Anyway, It was a graduation gift from them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (mostly unintelligible, what can be heard mentions spending time in North Korea)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, North Korea in the Signal Corps, right dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Before the Korean war, I was in Korea (the rest of the story becomes unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   I will!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (assumed he continues his story, unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh, Chapter One.... 18.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob continues talking, while Chris mumbles a bit more and does a &amp;quot;hmm&amp;quot; now and again.  We hear shuffling through the pocket where the recorder is hidden.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Blacksburg is over... over by there, isn't it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, they're-they're... Christiansburg and Blacksburg are right next to each other.  Um... I had to go to 81 before I could get to 64.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, 81 goes for a while then you make a turn and go north.  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, real foggy too and- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   You drove down this morning, then?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, fog and-I-I was wondering why they had lights on the road until it's all...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Well now you know... Yeah, that's... that's a pretty good drive (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, it's about two and a half.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (chuckles)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's the big blue ridge where we are... we live... we live just north of here in Ruckersville, and off to the west (unintelligible) about seven-eight miles (unintelligible)... you can see it from our front door.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  In fact the western edge of it goes right along the parkway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh Bob, would you-would you like to sign the registration pad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  sure&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Ju-Just sign it on this line, and you can optionally put in your phone number and address-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  -you don't have to.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ...alright&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  here, you can have that back&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Thanks... oh, just put it back in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh,  okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There's one in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hey, lemme see your pen for a second there, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There ya are.  You hold onto that, 'cause that could be valuable one day.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   ...sure.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(something is mentioned about the piano needing to be fixed, it is turned into a joke about firewood)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  aww&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  that's horrible&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===00:26:19-1:33:00 - Churching Highlights===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''00:28:37 (Chris is chosen to pick a Hymn)'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Ah... let's do verse one of 733.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Chris chooses Marching to Zion and sings loudly and off-key)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''00:29:50 (Bob picks a Hymn)'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  95&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  95?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  95... and do you have a favorite verse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  The one and only.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  There's only one?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(People in the church chuckle while Chris laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(The Hymn starts and Chris once again sings loudly and off-key)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(A Hymn with a ridiculous page number is called out)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'm looking... 2235 B?  Oh.  Oh, here it is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Chris continues to sing the rest of the hymns off-key and loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''00:48:15 (Other High Functioning Autistics)'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Elizabeth is talking about a new family in the parish)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Dawson is their, uh... their autistic son.  He's high functioning autistic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''(SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT HAPPENS FOR 45 MINUTES UNITL)'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===01:33:35 - TTE:  TACTICAL TROLL EXTRACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Hi, your name's Robert?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yes&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Very nice to meet you.  Very good to have you here today!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Thank you.  I like this place, a lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Good!  Well, hope you come back some day!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Chris and Robert are talking.  It is impossible to understand them due to the organ)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Okay, well you take it easy, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(much of the rest of the conversation is unintelligible because of the crowd)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Well, you take care, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===01:36:04 - &amp;quot;That's that&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   You know, it's very odd 'cause... for such a progressive church though, he was reading Leviticus and shit.  Well... he got that from Family Guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  He looks... for any justification he can find.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   So what did he say to you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Oh nothing... we were just talking and shit, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He told me... like, he knew I was in Australia or some bullshit?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both break into laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   I got a souvenir too, by the way.  By-By the way, I need to turn off the goddamn thing...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, whatever, I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (commenting on traffic)...I should have gone... oh well&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Fuckin' awesome haha&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I met him, I... you know, I have his cell phone number, which I guess, like, everyone already has, &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  So I think I might actually call him on my cellphone.  Hopefully like he won't give it away... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Probably not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I don't know... Pretty badass, huh?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both break into laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=63024</id>
		<title>Talk:Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=63024"/>
		<updated>2010-01-14T12:17:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* I'm doing this as fast as I can... */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Why the fuck did someone redirect this to the Bob Simmons article? We don't take fucking shortcuts around here, people - this is an audio with Chris, it's going to be transcripted in its entirety (well, sorta - it's not necessary to transcribe the entire church sermon, only as much as the parts Chris responds to and says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and whatnot). Fuck if people are going to listen to the audio, this needs to be transcripted so people who do not want to listen to the whole thing can just read it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get to work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Soo... Where can I download the audio? There's no link in the actual article... :/ --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 12:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SAUCE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CTHULHU demands sauce&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sauce delivery:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?iwldnjimezz Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
:*Improved, converted to MP3. http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 [[User:Qebafhzn|Qebafhzn]] 06:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I'm doing this as fast as I can... ==&lt;br /&gt;
For anyone else doing the transcription:  USE THE WAV FILE.  The MP3 is compressed so much that you can't understand half of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm uploading what I have now.  There will be more to come.  I'm only about 10 minutes in.  --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* You are a TRUE and HONEST hero. I don't have the balls to transcribe this. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:31, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for transcribing this but Yellow text is SHIT to read on a white background. Yes, it's nice to differentiate but c'mon, I'd rather have it all black if it means I can actually read it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:10, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is soooooooooo long : /&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll change up the text color for bob to black then, no big deal.  To be honest, most of the length of this is due to the church service, which I will mostly be omitting.  There's no reason for me to transcribe it.--[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;br /&gt;
*When the church sermon begins, you're welcome to omit that. Just include sentences where Chris says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and stuff like that or when the trolls make comments and shit like that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:57, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
May god have mercy on your soul. --[[User:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Alright.'''  I've got 10 minutes left to transcribe, but dammit I can't stay awake anymore.  I promise to have the rest up within 24 hours. --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]] 12:17, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=63023</id>
		<title>Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=63023"/>
		<updated>2010-01-14T12:15:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
===00:00:00 - Pre-Troll Warmup===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.  Oh yeah.  Not good.  (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe I should just talk normal.  You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Okay, you heard Julie, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah.  I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  We're doing it now.  Did you hear about that quote?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah we were talking about it on IRC and (becomes unintelligible) he-he's kind of a window to hell... and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I know.  Stephen Hawking?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Doesn't fucking matter.  He's fucking retarded.   Evil Shenanigans... He thinks Clyde took Julie hostage that one time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot;  He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot;  (mocking) &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you know what car he drives?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh... probably the Son-chu car?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you remember what his parents drive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Shit, nah... I dunno.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===00:06:27 - A Wild Chris-Chan Appears===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sure, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually we're here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... is coming as well?  Or is she feeling sick?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the ah instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Since uh... Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and all tha-and all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  That's fine.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Let me just go on by ya here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  Let me just go on by ya here...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you sir.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How is everything?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'll let you two chat for a bit I've gotta go (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Chris is really into that stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, so... Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... it's just a lot of jerks online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm 81... and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot.  But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (laughs) Yeah, they want to knock you down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way.  I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   I have a Commodore 64.  If you've ever heard of those...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah!  Um, my-my dad had one of those though, he also had... I think it's called Amiga?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's an actual system.  Anyway, I taught him how to do that, and he was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And of course after that... they came along with all sorts of video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)  We got one of the first Nintendos... (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I remember this one, what did they call it?  Mario World?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I've heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That one's I spent 150-200 hours... and and after I got through King Koopa... I couldn't get off of Yoshi's Island... and I'm an engineer... or was.  I'm retired now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And I couldn't remember how to get off of Yoshi's Island... I couldn't remember what was coming next, well he got up to King Koopa in two days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you get a copy of this weeks bulletin?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  He gets these games and I'm the one who ends up paying for them and he keeps them-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  haha, there's always renting, though.  So... you could just go to Blockbuster and rent games for a couple days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I wish he'd do that, it'd save him some money.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Save me some money...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Father, game's not so easy to beat nowadays... plus there's (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, that is true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You go to school here?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  No, um I actually live in 	&lt;br /&gt;
Christiansburg, So I'm meeting some-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You live in Christiansburg?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's a long drive.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, it is&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's up there near VPI, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, Virginia Tech&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I was in (unintelligible) for a lot of years.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I worked for GE down there for about 15 years, then got transferred to uh (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) I like the Johnson area, it's beautiful there &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Very pretty.  Yeah, I was driving down here this-uh this morning though and I was surprised though.  I-I've never really been here (unintelligible) I have a couple of friends here, and... it was really foggy though.  Um, I believe that it was 64?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (interrupts)  Oh...Hey, uh father did uh Bob here tell ya that uh... you know it's funny you both are named Robert better yet you could both be called Bob!  Yeah, anyway uh... he-uh he's been having trouble finding himself girlfriends too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, by the way Bob, by the way Bob, uh for your information, uh... I've actually uh... after I spaced myself from the internets I made the fond decision to go back into uh local areas and start talking to girls, so I go-got some encouragement from Rocky.  I also uh, I looked at this little uh, short  picture-short uh red picture book by uh... that came from a 9-year old.  Called &amp;quot;How to Talk to Girls&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm. mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's by... Alec... Goldwin?  Something like that?  Anywa-Anyway it's like ten dollars.  It's a good book.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You should tell him he's gotta (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah... Isn't there a dating service?  That... isn't there?  I'm sure there's a dating services around here, right? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Anyway, I talked to seven girls uh this last Thursday over at uh... Alderman library.  So that was-that was a big start for me.  I mana-I managed to get a phone number out of one of them but unfortunately it was a fa-Unfortunately it was a bad number.  You know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe, did you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  The number wasn't-It wasn't a number that was in service.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  F-F-Fortunately I was prepared for that... you know. (pauses for a few seconds)  Anyway I was emotionally prepared for that, you know 'cause I'd seen a similar situation in an episode of Seinfeld... where... it was one where Elaine was giving was giving a fake phone number to most of the guys she met?  And it went to this, uh... racing bet booth?  And she's try-and at the end of the episode she's trying to... she-wrote the number on the back of her-on the back of a card that she ha-that she's like once punch away from getting a free sub!  And she wanted that free sub!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's a funny episode... it's a funny episode... you watch Seinfeld?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um... I used to, though, but, I don't think at least where I'm from they don't really show it anymore though.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  You can find it on the FOX stations or TBS...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh, okay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, actually you know two back-to-back episodes most every night 7, 7:30 on TBS.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm... they also have Family Guy on TBS. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, hey.  Did you see the latest episode of Family Guy?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Probably not, no... I don't think so, it was- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It was last Sun-it was last Sunday.  They isolated - and injected into Peter - the gay gene.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It lasted for only two and a half weeks.  Durli-d-d-during th-during like the first quarter of the-ah the episode, Peter bought for two dollars... a mentally challenged horse.  Brain damaged.  It was like-he was li-he always gave him like this blank stare...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  uh huh... so what'd he do with the horse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) He put th-He put the horse in the race and then the horse-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Did it win?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (Laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, but the horse ran into the crowd and uh cause a whole bunch of chaos and then the horse died of a heart attack from the excitement.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ohhh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Peter chucked it into Mort's drug store... Mort's pharmacy. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ahh... hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Mort's was like, &amp;quot;Oh, I like the days where they'd just throw... they'd just throw uh poo in a bag and uh... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:18:10 - Seth MacFarlane &amp;amp; The Bible===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah but anyway, later on in- but anyway... Ahh but anyway later on in the same episode, uh Stewie... brings up a quote... from the Bible, That pretty much uh... spells out for-spells out best in a nutshell, which I did a short-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I saw that though... Leviticus?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, Leviticus 18:22.  'sigh'  Right there.  &amp;quot;No man will lie with a man as one lies with a woman.  It is detestable.&amp;quot;  And then you can read the, uh... read the uh beforehand about uh... what was said to Moses, yadda yadda yadda, and then in the end what happens to those who... commit any of these uh... rules that are unlawful... in sexual relations includi-including animals.   Doing it with animals, that's-that's just... detestable and bogus...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  What page is that?  101?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   No no, it's- uh well mine's a different bible from theirs but you're-you're in the right area.  Leviticus 18:22.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Alright...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, my Bible is uh... different from the church's, uh... from this church's bible.  I got mine from our uh... Reverend Shin of the uh... Korean church in Chesterfield County, dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's right.  It was Presbyterian... I wonder where they come for church... anyway they're mostly Presbyterian...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Anyway, It was a graduation gift from them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (mostly unintelligible, what can be heard mentions spending time in North Korea)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, North Korea in the Signal Corps, right dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Before the Korean war, I was in Korea (the rest of the story becomes unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   I will!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (assumed he continues his story, unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As Bob continues his story, Chris mumbles something.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh, Chapter One.... 18.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob continues talking, while Chris mumbles a bit more and does a &amp;quot;hmm&amp;quot; now and again.  We hear shuffling through the pocket where the recorder is hidden.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Blacksburg is over... over by there, isn't it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, they're-they're... Christiansburg and Blacksburg are right next to each other.  Um... I had to go to 81 before I could get to 64.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, 81 goes for a while then you make a turn and go north.  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, real foggy too and- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   You drove down this morning, then?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, fog and-I-I was wondering why they had lights on the road until it's all...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Well now you know... Yeah, that's... that's a pretty good drive (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, it's about two and a half.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (chuckles)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's the big blue ridge where we are... we live... we live just north of here in Ruckersville, and off to the west (unintelligible) about seven-eight miles (unintelligible)... you can see it from our front door.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  In fact the western edge of it goes right along the parkway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh Bob, would you-would you like to sign the registration pad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  sure&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Ju-Just sign it on this line, and you can optionally put in your phone number and address-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  -you don't have to.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ...alright&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:23:38 - The Service Begins===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  here, you can have that back&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Thanks... oh, just put it back in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh,  okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There's one in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hey, lemme see your pen for a second there, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There ya are.  You hold onto that, 'cause that could be valuable one day.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   ...sure.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(something is mentioned about the piano needing to be fixed, it is turned into a joke about firewood)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  aww&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  that's horrible&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:26:19-1:33:00 - Churching Highlights===&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:28:37 (Chris is chosen to pick a Hymn)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Ah... let's do verse one of 733.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris chooses Marching to Zion and sings loudly and off-key)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:29:50 (Bob picks a Hymn)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  95&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  95?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  95... and do you have a favorite verse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  The one and only.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  There's only one?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(People in the church chuckle while Chris laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
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(The Hymn starts and Chris once again sings loudly and off-key)&lt;br /&gt;
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(A Hymn with a ridiculous page number is called out)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'm looking... 2235 B?  Oh.  Oh, here it is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Chris continues to sing the rest of the hymns off-key and loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''00:48:15 (Other High Functioning Autistics)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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(Elizabeth is talking about a new family in the parish)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Dawson is their, uh... their autistic son.  He's high functioning autistic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''(SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT HAPPENS FOR 45 MINUTES UNITL)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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===01:33:35 - TTE:  TACTICAL TROLL EXTRACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Hi, your name's Robert?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yes&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Very nice to meet you.  Very good to have you here today!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Thank you.  I like this place, a lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Not Elizabeth''':  Good!  Well, hope you come back some day!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''(Chris and Robert are talking.  It is impossible to understand them due to the organ)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Okay, well you take it easy, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''(much of the rest of the conversation is unintelligible because of the crowd)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Well, you take care, okay?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===01:36:04 - &amp;quot;That's that&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   You know, it's very odd 'cause... for such a progressive church though, he was reading Leviticus and shit.  Well... he got that from Family Guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  He looks... for any justification he can find.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   So what did he say to you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Oh nothing... we were just talking and shit, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He told me... like, he knew I was in Australia or some bullshit?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(both break into laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   I got a souvenir too, by the way.  By-By the way, I need to turn off the goddamn thing...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, whatever, I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (commenting on traffic)...I should have gone... oh well&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Fuckin' awesome haha&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I met him, I... you know, I have his cell phone number, which I guess, like, everyone already has, &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  So I think I might actually call him on my cellphone.  Hopefully like he won't give it away... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Probably not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I don't know... Pretty badass, huh?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(both break into laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
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(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Church audio</title>
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		<updated>2010-01-14T10:26:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
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The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
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They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
===00:00:00 - Pre-Troll Warmup===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.  Oh yeah.  Not good.  (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe I should just talk normal.  You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Okay, you heard Julie, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah.  I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  We're doing it now.  Did you hear about that quote?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah we were talking about it on IRC and (becomes unintelligible) he-he's kind of a window to hell... and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I know.  Stephen Hawking?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Doesn't fucking matter.  He's fucking retarded.   Evil Shenanigans... He thinks Clyde took Julie hostage that one time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot;  He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot;  (mocking) &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you know what car he drives?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh... probably the Son-chu car?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you remember what his parents drive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Shit, nah... I dunno.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===00:06:27 - A Wild Chris-Chan Appears===&lt;br /&gt;
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(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sure, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually we're here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(more walking, random chatter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... is coming as well?  Or is she feeling sick?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the ah instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Since uh... Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and all tha-and all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  That's fine.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===00:09:18 - In Walked Bob===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Let me just go on by ya here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  Let me just go on by ya here...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you sir.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How is everything?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'll let you two chat for a bit I've gotta go (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Chris is really into that stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, so... Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... it's just a lot of jerks online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm 81... and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot.  But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (laughs) Yeah, they want to knock you down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way.  I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   I have a Commodore 64.  If you've ever heard of those...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah!  Um, my-my dad had one of those though, he also had... I think it's called Amiga?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's an actual system.  Anyway, I taught him how to do that, and he was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And of course after that... they came along with all sorts of video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)  We got one of the first Nintendos... (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I remember this one, what did they call it?  Mario World?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I've heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That one's I spent 150-200 hours... and and after I got through King Koopa... I couldn't get off of Yoshi's Island... and I'm an engineer... or was.  I'm retired now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And I couldn't remember how to get off of Yoshi's Island... I couldn't remember what was coming next, well he got up to King Koopa in two days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you get a copy of this weeks bulletin?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  He gets these games and I'm the one who ends up paying for them and he keeps them-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  haha, there's always renting, though.  So... you could just go to Blockbuster and rent games for a couple days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I wish he'd do that, it'd save him some money.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Save me some money...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Father, game's not so easy to beat nowadays... plus there's (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, that is true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You go to school here?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  No, um I actually live in 	&lt;br /&gt;
Christiansburg, So I'm meeting some-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You live in Christiansburg?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's a long drive.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, it is&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's up there near VPI, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, Virginia Tech&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I was in (unintelligible) for a lot of years.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I worked for GE down there for about 15 years, then got transferred to uh (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) I like the Johnson area, it's beautiful there &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Very pretty.  Yeah, I was driving down here this-uh this morning though and I was surprised though.  I-I've never really been here (unintelligible) I have a couple of friends here, and... it was really foggy though.  Um, I believe that it was 64?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (interrupts)  Oh...Hey, uh father did uh Bob here tell ya that uh... you know it's funny you both are named Robert better yet you could both be called Bob!  Yeah, anyway uh... he-uh he's been having trouble finding himself girlfriends too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, by the way Bob, by the way Bob, uh for your information, uh... I've actually uh... after I spaced myself from the internets I made the fond decision to go back into uh local areas and start talking to girls, so I go-got some encouragement from Rocky.  I also uh, I looked at this little uh, short  picture-short uh red picture book by uh... that came from a 9-year old.  Called &amp;quot;How to Talk to Girls&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm. mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's by... Alec... Goldwin?  Something like that?  Anywa-Anyway it's like ten dollars.  It's a good book.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You should tell him he's gotta (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah... Isn't there a dating service?  That... isn't there?  I'm sure there's a dating services around here, right? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Anyway, I talked to seven girls uh this last Thursday over at uh... Alderman library.  So that was-that was a big start for me.  I mana-I managed to get a phone number out of one of them but unfortunately it was a fa-Unfortunately it was a bad number.  You know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe, did you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  The number wasn't-It wasn't a number that was in service.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  F-F-Fortunately I was prepared for that... you know. (pauses for a few seconds)  Anyway I was emotionally prepared for that, you know 'cause I'd seen a similar situation in an episode of Seinfeld... where... it was one where Elaine was giving was giving a fake phone number to most of the guys she met?  And it went to this, uh... racing bet booth?  And she's try-and at the end of the episode she's trying to... she-wrote the number on the back of her-on the back of a card that she ha-that she's like once punch away from getting a free sub!  And she wanted that free sub!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's a funny episode... it's a funny episode... you watch Seinfeld?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um... I used to, though, but, I don't think at least where I'm from they don't really show it anymore though.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  You can find it on the FOX stations or TBS...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh, okay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, actually you know two back-to-back episodes most every night 7, 7:30 on TBS.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm... they also have Family Guy on TBS. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, hey.  Did you see the latest episode of Family Guy?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Probably not, no... I don't think so, it was- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It was last Sun-it was last Sunday.  They isolated - and injected into Peter - the gay gene.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It lasted for only two and a half weeks.  Durli-d-d-during th-during like the first quarter of the-ah the episode, Peter bought for two dollars... a mentally challenged horse.  Brain damaged.  It was like-he was li-he always gave him like this blank stare...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  uh huh... so what'd he do with the horse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) He put th-He put the horse in the race and then the horse-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Did it win?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (Laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, but the horse ran into the crowd and uh cause a whole bunch of chaos and then the horse died of a heart attack from the excitement.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ohhh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Peter chucked it into Mort's drug store... Mort's pharmacy. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ahh... hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Mort's was like, &amp;quot;Oh, I like the days where they'd just throw... they'd just throw uh poo in a bag and uh... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah but anyway, later on in- but anyway... Ahh but anyway later on in the same episode, uh Stewie... brings up a quote... from the Bible, That pretty much uh... spells out for-spells out best in a nutshell, which I did a short-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I saw that though... Leviticus?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, Leviticus 18:22.  'sigh'  Right there.  &amp;quot;No man will lie with a man as one lies with a woman.  It is detestable.&amp;quot;  And then you can read the, uh... read the uh beforehand about uh... what was said to Moses, yadda yadda yadda, and then in the end what happens to those who... commit any of these uh... rules that are unlawful... in sexual relations includi-including animals.   Doing it with animals, that's-that's just... detestable and bogus...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  What page is that?  101?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   No no, it's- uh well mine's a different bible from theirs but you're-you're in the right area.  Leviticus 18:22.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Alright...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, my Bible is uh... different from the church's, uh... from this church's bible.  I got mine from our uh... Reverend Shin of the uh... Korean church in Chesterfield County, dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's right.  It was Presbyterian... I wonder where they come for church... anyway they're mostly Presbyterian...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Anyway, It was a graduation gift from them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (mostly unintelligible, what can be heard mentions spending time in North Korea)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, North Korea in the Signal Corps, right dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Before the Korean war, I was in Korea (the rest of the story becomes unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   I will!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (assumed he continues his story, unintelligible due to crowd noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As Bob continues his story, Chris mumbles something.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh, Chapter One.... 18.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob continues talking, while Chris mumbles a bit more and does a &amp;quot;hmm&amp;quot; now and again.  We hear shuffling through the pocket where the recorder is hidden.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Blacksburg is over... over by there, isn't it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, they're-they're... Christiansburg and Blacksburg are right next to each other.  Um... I had to go to 81 before I could get to 64.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, 81 goes for a while then you make a turn and go north.  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, real foggy too and- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   You drove down this morning, then?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, fog and-I-I was wondering why they had lights on the road until it's all...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Well now you know... Yeah, that's... that's a pretty good drive (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, it's about two and a half.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (chuckles)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's the big blue ridge where we are... we live... we live just north of here in Ruckersville, and off to the west (unintelligible) about seven-eight miles (unintelligible)... you can see it from our front door.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  In fact the western edge of it goes right along the parkway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh Bob, would you-would you like to sign the registration pad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  sure&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Ju-Just sign it on this line, and you can optionally put in your phone number and address-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  okay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  -you don't have to.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ...alright&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===00:23:38 - The Service Begins===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  here, you can have that back&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Thanks... oh, just put it back in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh,  okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There's one in the pew.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Hey, lemme see your pen for a second there, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(30 seconds later...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  There ya are.  You hold onto that, 'cause that could be valuable one day.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   ...sure.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(something is mentioned about the piano needing to be fixed, it is turned into a joke about firewood)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  aww&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  that's horrible&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===00:26:19-??:??:??===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
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(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=62932</id>
		<title>Church audio</title>
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		<updated>2010-01-14T04:42:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.  Oh yeah.  Not good.  (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe I should just talk normal.  You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Okay, you heard Julie, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah.  I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  We're doing it now.  Did you hear about that quote?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah we were talking about it on IRC and (becomes unintelligible) he-he's kind of a window to hell... and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I know.  Stephen Hawking?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Doesn't fucking matter.  He's fucking retarded.   Evil Shenanigans... He thinks Clyde took Julie hostage that one time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot;  He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot;  (mocking) &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you know what car he drives?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh... probably the Son-chu car?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you remember what his parents drive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Shit, nah... I dunno.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sure, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually we're here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(more walking, random chatter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... is coming as well?  Or is she feeling sick?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the ah instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Since uh... Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and all tha-and all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  That's fine.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Let me just go on by ya here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  Let me just go on by ya here...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you sir.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How is everything?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'll let you two chat for a bit I've gotta go (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Chris is really into that stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, so... Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... it's just a lot of jerks online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm 81... and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot.  But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (laughs) Yeah, they want to knock you down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way.  I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   I have a Commodore 64.  If you've ever heard of those...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah!  Um, my-my dad had one of those though, he also had... I think it's called Amiga?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's an actual system.  Anyway, I taught him how to do that, and he was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And of course after that... they came along with all sorts of video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)  We got one of the first Nintendos... (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I remember this one, what did they call it?  Mario World?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I've heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That one's I spent 150-200 hours... and and after I got through King Koopa... I couldn't get off of Yoshi's Island... and I'm an engineer... or was.  I'm retired now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And I couldn't remember how to get off of Yoshi's Island... I couldn't remember what was coming next, well he got up to King Koopa in two days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you get a copy of this weeks bulletin?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  He gets these games and I'm the one who ends up paying for them and he keeps them-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  haha, there's always renting, though.  So... you could just go to Blockbuster and rent games for a couple days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I wish he'd do that, it'd save him some money.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Save me some money...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sorry, game's not so easy to beat nowadays... plus there's (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, that is true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You go to school here?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  No, um I actually live in 	&lt;br /&gt;
Christiansburg, So I'm meeting some-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You live in Christiansburg?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's a long drive.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, it is&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's up there near VPI, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir, Virginia Tech&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I was in (unintelligible) for a lot of years.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I worked for GE down there for about 15 years, then got transferred to uh (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) I like the Johnson area, it's beautiful there &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Very pretty.  Yeah, I was driving down here this-uh this morning though and I was surprised though.  I-I've never really been here (unintelligible) I have a couple of friends here, and... it was really foggy though.  Um, I believe that it was 64?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (interrupts)  Oh...Hey, uh father did uh Bob here tell ya that uh... you know it's funny you both are named Robert better yet you could both be called Bob!  Yeah, anyway uh... he-uh he's been having trouble finding himself girlfriends too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, by the way Bob, by the way Bob, uh for your information, uh... I've actually uh... after I spaced myself from the internets I made the fond decision to go back into uh local areas and start talking to girls, so I go-got some encouragement from Rocky.  I also uh, I looked at this little uh, short  picture-short uh red picture book by uh... that came from a 9-year old.  Called &amp;quot;How to Talk to Girls&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  hmm. mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's by... Alec... Goldwin?  Something like that?  Anywa-Anyway it's like ten dollars.  It's a good book.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You should tell him he's gotta (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah... Isn't there a dating service?  That... isn't there?  I'm sure there's a dating services around here, right? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Anyway, I talked to seven girls uh this last Thursday over at uh... Alderman library.  So that was-that was a big start for me.  I mana-I managed to get a phone number out of one of them but unfortunately it was a fa-Unfortunately it was a bad number.  You know...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe, did you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  The number wasn't-It wasn't a number that was in service.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  F-F-Fortunately I was prepared for that... you know. (pauses for a few seconds)  Anyway I was emotionally prepared for that, you know 'cause I'd seen a similar situation in an episode of Seinfeld... where... it was one where Elaine was giving was giving a fake phone number to most of the guys she met?  And it went to this, uh... racing bet booth?  And she's try-and at the end of the episode she's trying to... she-wrote the number on the back of her-on the back of a card that she ha-that she's like once punch away from getting a free sub!  And she wanted that free sub!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It's a funny episode... it's a funny episode... you watch Seinfeld?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Um... I used to, though, but, I don't think at least where I'm from they don't really show it anymore though.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  You can find it on the FOX stations or TBS...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  oh, okay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, actually you know two back-to-back episodes most every night 7, 7:30 on TBS.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm... they also have Family Guy on TBS. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, hey.  Did you see the latest episode of Family Guy?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Probably not, no... I don't think so, it was- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It was last Sun-it was last Sunday.  They isolated - and injected into Peter - the gay gene.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh really?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  It lasted for only two and a half weeks.  Durli-d-d-during th-during like the first quarter of the-ah the episode, Peter bought for two dollars... a mentally challenged horse.  Brain damaged.  It was like-he was li-he always gave him like this blank stare...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  uh huh... so what'd he do with the horse?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) He put th-He put the horse in the race and then the horse-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Did it win?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (Laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No, but the horse ran into the crowd and uh cause a whole bunch of chaos and then the horse died of a heart attack from the excitement.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ohhh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Peter chucked it into Mort's drug store... Mort's pharmacy. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  ahh... hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  And Mort's was like, &amp;quot;Oh, I like the days where they'd just throw... they'd just throw uh poo in a bag and uh... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (In the background, unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah but anyway, later on in- but anyway... Ahh but anyway later on in the same episode, uh Stewie... brings up a quote... from the Bible, That pretty much uh... spells out for-spells out best in a nutshell, which I did a short-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I saw that though... Leviticus?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, Leviticus 18:22.  'sigh'  Right there.  &amp;quot;No man will lie with a man as one lies with a woman.  It is detestable.&amp;quot;  And then you can read the, uh... read the uh beforehand about uh... what was said to Moses, yadda yadda yadda, and then in the end what happens to those who... commit any of these uh... rules that are unlawful... in sexual relations includi-including animals.   Doing it with animals, that's-that's just... detestable and bogus...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  What page is that?  101?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   No no, it's- uh well mine's a different bible from theirs but you're-you're in the right area.  Leviticus 18:22.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Alright...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah, my Bible is uh... different from the church's, uh... from this church's bible.  I got mine from our uh... Reverend Shin of the uh... Korean church in Chesterfield County, dad?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's right.  It was Presbyterian... I wonder where they come for church... anyway they're local Presbyterian...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':   Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhmm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
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(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
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		<title>Church audio</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */ Color Fix for Bob Chandler&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
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The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
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They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.  Oh yeah.  Not good.  (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe I should just talk normal.  You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Okay, you heard Julie, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah.  I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  We're doing it now.  Did you hear about that quote?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah we were talking about it on IRC and (becomes unintelligible) he-he's kind of a window to hell... and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I know.  Stephen Hawking?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Doesn't fucking matter.  He's fucking retarded.   Evil Shenanigans... He thinks Clyde took Julie hostage that one time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot;  He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot;  (mocking) &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you know what car he drives?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh... probably the Son-chu car?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you remember what his parents drive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Shit, nah... I dunno.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
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(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sure, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually we're here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(more walking, random chatter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... is coming as well?  Or is she feeling sick?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the ah instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Since uh... Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and all tha-and all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  That's fine.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Let me just go on by ya here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  Let me just go on by ya here...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you sir.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How is everything?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'll let you two chat for a bit I've gotta go (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Chris is really into that stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, so... Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... it's just a lot of jerks online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm 81... and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot.  But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (laughs) Yeah, they want to knock you down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way.  I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   I have a Commodore 64.  If you've ever heard of those...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah!  Um, my-my dad had one of those though, he also had... I think it's called Amiga?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's an actual system.  Anyway, I taught him how to do that, and he was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And of course after that... they came along with all sorts of video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)  We got one of the first Nintendos... (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I remember this one, what did they call it?  Mario World?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I've heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That one's I spent 150-200 hours... and and after I got through King Koopa... I couldn't get off of Yoshi's Island... and I'm an engineer... or was.  I'm retired now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And I couldn't remember how to get off of Yoshi's Island... I couldn't remember what was coming next, well he got up to King Koopa in two days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you get a copy of this weeks bulletin?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  He gets these games and I'm the one who ends up paying for them and he keeps them-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  haha, there's always renting, though.  So... you could just go to Blockbuster and rent games for a couple days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I wish he'd do that, it'd save him some money.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Save me some money...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sorry, game's not so easy to beat nowadays... plus there's (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   Yeah, that is true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You go to school here?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  No, um I actually live in 	&lt;br /&gt;
Christiansburg, So I'm meeting some-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  You live in Christiansburg?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's a long drive.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=62879</id>
		<title>Talk:Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=62879"/>
		<updated>2010-01-14T02:54:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* I'm doing this as fast as I can... */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Why the fuck did someone redirect this to the Bob Simmons article? We don't take fucking shortcuts around here, people - this is an audio with Chris, it's going to be transcripted in its entirety (well, sorta - it's not necessary to transcribe the entire church sermon, only as much as the parts Chris responds to and says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and whatnot). Fuck if people are going to listen to the audio, this needs to be transcripted so people who do not want to listen to the whole thing can just read it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get to work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Soo... Where can I download the audio? There's no link in the actual article... :/ --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 12:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SAUCE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CTHULHU demands sauce&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sauce delivery:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?iwldnjimezz Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
:*Improved, converted to MP3. http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 [[User:Qebafhzn|Qebafhzn]] 06:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I'm doing this as fast as I can... ==&lt;br /&gt;
For anyone else doing the transcription:  USE THE WAV FILE.  The MP3 is compressed so much that you can't understand half of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm uploading what I have now.  There will be more to come.  I'm only about 10 minutes in.  --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* You are a TRUE and HONEST hero. I don't have the balls to transcribe this. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:31, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for transcribing this but Yellow text is SHIT to read on a white background. Yes, it's nice to differentiate but c'mon, I'd rather have it all black if it means I can actually read it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:10, 14 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is soooooooooo long : /&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll change up the text color for bob to black then, no big deal.  To be honest, most of the length of this is due to the church service, which I will mostly be omitting.  There's no reason for me to transcribe it.--[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=62695</id>
		<title>Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=62695"/>
		<updated>2010-01-13T13:39:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.  Oh yeah.  Not good.  (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe I should just talk normal.  You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Okay, you heard Julie, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah.  I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  We're doing it now.  Did you hear about that quote?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah we were talking about it on IRC and (becomes unintelligible) he-he's kind of a window to hell... and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I know.  Stephen Hawking?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Doesn't fucking matter.  He's fucking retarded.   Evil Shenanigans... He thinks Clyde took Julie hostage that one time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot;  He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot;  (mocking) &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you know what car he drives?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh... probably the Son-chu car?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you remember what his parents drive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Shit, nah... I dunno.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sure, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually we're here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(more walking, random chatter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... is coming as well?  Or is she feeling sick?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the ah instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Since uh... Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and all tha-and all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  That's fine.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Let me just go on by ya here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you sir.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How is everything?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'll let you two chat for a bit I've gotta go (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Chris is really into that stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, so... Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... it's just a lot of jerks online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm 81... and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot.  But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (laughs) Yeah, they want to knock you down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way.  I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   I have a Commodore 64.  If you've ever heard of those...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah!  Um, my-my dad had one of those though, he also had... I think it's called Amiga?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's an actual system.  Anyway, I taught him how to do that, and he was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And of course after that... they came along with all sorts of video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)  We got one of the first Nintendos... (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I remember this one, what did they call it?  Mario World?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I've heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That one's I spent 150-200 hours... and and after I got through King Koopa... I couldn't get off of Yoshi's Island... and I'm an engineer... or was.  I'm retired now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And I couldn't remember how to get off of Yoshi's Island... I couldn't remember what was coming next, well he got up to King Koopa in two days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you get a copy of this weeks bulletin?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  He gets these games and I'm the one who ends up paying for them and he keeps them-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  haha, there's always renting, though.  So... you could just go to Blockbuster and rent games for a couple days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I wish he'd do that, it'd save him some money.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Save me some money...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sorry, game's not so easy to beat nowadays... plus there's (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
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(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Church audio</title>
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		<updated>2010-01-13T13:38:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
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The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
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They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.  Oh yeah.  Not good.  (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe I should just talk normal.  You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Okay, you heard Julie, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah.  I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  We're doing it now.  Did you hear about that quote?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah we were talking about it on IRC and (becomes unintelligible) he-he's kind of a window to hell... and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I know.  Stephen Hawking?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Doesn't fucking matter.  He's fucking retarded.   Evil Shenanigans... He thinks Clyde took Julie hostage that one time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot;  He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot;  (mocking) &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you know what car he drives?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh... probably the Son-chu car?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you remember what his parents drive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Shit, nah... I dunno.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
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(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sure, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually we're here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(more walking, random chatter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... is coming as well?  Or is she feeling sick?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the ah instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Since uh... Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and all tha-and all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  That's fine.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Let me just go on by ya here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you sir.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How is everything?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'll let you two chat for a bit I've gotta go (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Chris is really into that stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, so... Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... it's just a lot of jerks online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm 81... and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot.  But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (laughs) Yeah, they want to knock you down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way.  I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   I have a Commodore 64.  If you've ever heard of those...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah!  Um, my-my dad had one of those though, he also had... I think it's called Amiga?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That's an actual system.  Anyway, I taught him how to do that, and he was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And of course after that... they came along with all sorts of video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  yeah, yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (unintelligible)  We got one of the first Nintendos... (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I remember this one, what did they call it?  Mario World?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I've heard of that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  That one's I spent 150-200 hours... and and after I got through King Koopa... I couldn't get off of Yoshi's Island... and I'm an engineer... or was.  I'm retired now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  And I couldn't remember how to get off of Yoshi's Island... I couldn't remember what was coming next, well he got up to King Koopa in two days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you get a copy of this weeks bulletin?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  He gets these games and I'm the one who ends up paying for them and he keeps them-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  haha, there's always renting, though.  So... you could just go to Blockbuster and rent games for a couple days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I wish he'd do that, it'd save him some money.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Save me some money...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sorry, game's not so easy to beat nowadays... plus there's (unintelligible) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
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(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Church audio</title>
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		<updated>2010-01-13T13:22:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
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The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
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They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.  Oh yeah.  Not good.  (a few seconds pass) Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Maybe I should just talk normal.  You think he wouldn't even fuckin'...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Okay, you heard Julie, right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah.  I'll just talk like he's probably still a threat.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (Does an impersonation of Chris, unintelligible quote)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  We're doing it now.  Did you hear about that quote?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah yeah yeah, there's this retard or something...?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah we were talking about it on IRC and (becomes unintelligible) he-he's kind of a window to hell... and he also said that people in wheelchairs are are mentally retarded.   &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I know.  Stephen Hawking?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Doesn't fucking matter.  He's fucking retarded.   Evil Shenanigans... He thinks Clyde took Julie hostage that one time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':   He's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I spoke to one of my friends after I called you and he's like, &amp;quot;That sucks.&amp;quot;  He's like, &amp;quot;Really?&amp;quot;  (mocking) &amp;quot;No, not really...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you know what car he drives?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh... probably the Son-chu car?  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Do you remember what his parents drive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Shit, nah... I dunno.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(More chatter, Robert asks about a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Sure, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office if you want to go say hello. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually we're here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(more walking, random chatter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... is coming as well?  Or is she feeling sick?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the ah instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Since uh... Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and all tha-and all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  That's fine.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie Movanya]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Let me just go on by ya here...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you sir.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How is everything?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  I'll let you two chat for a bit I've gotta go (unintelligible)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Chris is really into that stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, so... Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's got enemies all over the world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... it's just a lot of jerks online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  I'm 81... and I've seen a lot of things in my life, and I've done a lot.  But uh, whenever you're successful at something, from my experience, there are people that don't like that and they're out to get you for it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, people can't, you know, appreciate some success and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for it though... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (laughs) Yeah, they want to knock you down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  Yeah, you know he's a high-functioning autistic, but he's come a looong way.  I can remember, I was ticked off when he was six, and we were working with him and we didn't know what was wrong with him, and yet he didn't have the diagnosis.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  mhm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   I have a Commodore 64.  If you've ever heard of those...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah!  Um, my-my dad had one of those though, he also had... I think it's called Amiga?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you guys&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=62677</id>
		<title>Talk:Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=62677"/>
		<updated>2010-01-13T11:14:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* I'm doing this as fast as I can... */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Why the fuck did someone redirect this to the Bob Simmons article? We don't take fucking shortcuts around here, people - this is an audio with Chris, it's going to be transcripted in its entirety (well, sorta - it's not necessary to transcribe the entire church sermon, only as much as the parts Chris responds to and says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and whatnot). Fuck if people are going to listen to the audio, this needs to be transcripted so people who do not want to listen to the whole thing can just read it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get to work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Soo... Where can I download the audio? There's no link in the actual article... :/ --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 12:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SAUCE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CTHULHU demands sauce&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sauce delivery:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?iwldnjimezz Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
:*Improved, converted to MP3. http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 [[User:Qebafhzn|Qebafhzn]] 06:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I'm doing this as fast as I can... ==&lt;br /&gt;
For anyone else doing the transcription:  USE THE WAV FILE.  The MP3 is compressed so much that you can't understand half of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm uploading what I have now.  There will be more to come.  I'm only about 10 minutes in.  --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=62676</id>
		<title>Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Church_audio&amp;diff=62676"/>
		<updated>2010-01-13T10:11:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{transcription}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  It's rolling now, so... (noise and pops) Is it recording still?  Yes it is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''': Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987. I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, Sonichufan1986, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.  That's a lie, a slanderous lie. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay, you heard Julie, alright?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  So you heard that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  and he's like, &amp;quot;Ok, if you don't do-if you don't say you're gay I will lop off her arm,&amp;quot; and he said &amp;quot;Oh, I-I'm a gaybian.&amp;quot;  Remember that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  Yeah, yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  (laughs) &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  (mockingly) I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I'm gay&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm gay &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll #1''':  I'm a male lesbian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  He told me to call him... I talked to him on the phone after I called you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(random chatter, mostly unintelligible, much dealing with recent happenings with Chris and if the troll should have worn a Pickle Suit)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Hi, I'm Robert!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Robert Simmons the Fifth?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yes sir.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Oh my God.  Ni-Nice to meet ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  That's good, that's good.  I want to apologize my uh... my um Sonichu and my Cwcville were hacked by Clyde Cash, so... so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (chuckles) Well, I understand.  Nice to meet you, Bob.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is it okay if I come to church with you?  I'm actually like here for us... you know, for my... vacation.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Certainly, you know.  You're welcome.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, Thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Did you uh talk to Elizabeth our pastor?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, no.  Do you know where I can find her?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Uh yeah, she's in her office&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.  (walking)  Hi!  I don't mean to bother, I'm just here to just uh... I'm actually just here on vacation meeting some people... Is it okay if I come to church today?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#9932CC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Elizabeth''':  Of course!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Awesome, thank you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(more walking, random chatter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  My dad... you know (drown out by noise)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Is your mom... coming as well?  Or...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  No... No she usually stays home.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  I see.  So how's everything with you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  [[Stress sigh|'sigh']] Things have been going good.  Keepin... Keeping my distance from the instant messages and whatnot.  Kind of... you know.  It's been peacefull.  Unfortunately the Sonichu site has been... uh... has been down for uh... 'bout a week-r... 'bout a week or two.  Yeah since my Yahoo account got... got uh hacked into... and uh all that jazz.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Mhm.  Do you know who hacked it?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  'sigh'  Yep.  But I'd rather-I'd rather not talk about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Okay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  So did you hear about uh... did you hear about my recent, uh... internet romance with uh... [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie]]?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Let me turn off my cell phone... Um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  Yeah, me too... Oh, [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], this is Robert Simmons the Fifth one of my Sonichu fans!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  How's it going, Mr. Chandler?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  This is my father, Robert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Oh, thank you Chris.  &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... I'm sure that, like ... I've heard there's, like, a lot of things going on, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':   Yeah, he's... in his own world.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah... I don't know it's just all I hear online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':  (mostly unintelligible)...There are people who are like that... they're out to get ya.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, they can't, you know, appreciate some of the stuff and be happy for them you have to feel jealousy for them.  So... I don't know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (Mostly unintelligible... what little that can be understood is about Chris's Autism)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, yeah... Um, my dad has one of those, he also has &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;(unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Yeah, I know how that is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Robert Simmons V''':  Uh huh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD2626&amp;quot;&amp;gt; '''Chris''':  (suddenly reappears)  haha, did you guys&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CCCC00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Chandler''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== download ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
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(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SaigonPickup&amp;diff=62675</id>
		<title>User:SaigonPickup</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SaigonPickup&amp;diff=62675"/>
		<updated>2010-01-13T09:50:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: Created page with '{{#ev:youtube|CDKuvkbjuSQ}}'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#ev:youtube|CDKuvkbjuSQ}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=62674</id>
		<title>Talk:Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=62674"/>
		<updated>2010-01-13T09:48:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* I'm doing this as fast as I can... */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Why the fuck did someone redirect this to the Bob Simmons article? We don't take fucking shortcuts around here, people - this is an audio with Chris, it's going to be transcripted in its entirety (well, sorta - it's not necessary to transcribe the entire church sermon, only as much as the parts Chris responds to and says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and whatnot). Fuck if people are going to listen to the audio, this needs to be transcripted so people who do not want to listen to the whole thing can just read it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Let's get to work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Soo... Where can I download the audio? There's no link in the actual article... :/ --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 12:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== SAUCE ==&lt;br /&gt;
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CTHULHU demands sauce&lt;br /&gt;
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Sauce delivery:&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?iwldnjimezz Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
:*Improved, converted to MP3. http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 [[User:Qebafhzn|Qebafhzn]] 06:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I'm doing this as fast as I can... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Holy crap, I wish the quality wasn't so bad.&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm uploading what I have now.  There will be more to come.  I'm only about 10 minutes in.  --[[User:SaigonPickup|SaigonPickup]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=62672</id>
		<title>Talk:Church audio</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Church_audio&amp;diff=62672"/>
		<updated>2010-01-13T09:30:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: /* I'm doing this as fast as I can... */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Why the fuck did someone redirect this to the Bob Simmons article? We don't take fucking shortcuts around here, people - this is an audio with Chris, it's going to be transcripted in its entirety (well, sorta - it's not necessary to transcribe the entire church sermon, only as much as the parts Chris responds to and says &amp;quot;Yeah&amp;quot; and whatnot). Fuck if people are going to listen to the audio, this needs to be transcripted so people who do not want to listen to the whole thing can just read it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get to work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Soo... Where can I download the audio? There's no link in the actual article... :/ --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 12:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SAUCE ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CTHULHU demands sauce&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sauce delivery:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?iwldnjimezz Full church audio]&lt;br /&gt;
:*Improved, converted to MP3. http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 [[User:Qebafhzn|Qebafhzn]] 06:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I'm doing this as fast as I can... ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Holy crap, I wish the quality wasn't so bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm uploading what I have now.  There will be more to come.  I'm only about 10 minutes in.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SaigonPickup</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=ChrisChanSonichu_and_WikiSysop_correspondence&amp;diff=62652</id>
		<title>ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=ChrisChanSonichu_and_WikiSysop_correspondence&amp;diff=62652"/>
		<updated>2010-01-13T08:07:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SaigonPickup: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Jandw.jpg|thumb|[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu User:ChrisChanSonichu] (left), working hard on controlling and improving [[CWCipedia]], with a little help from [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop User:WikiSysop] (right)]]&lt;br /&gt;
The correspondence below is copypasted from [[CWCipedia]], from the user talk pages of [[Chris-Chan]] ([http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User:ChrisChanSonichu]) and the mysterious WikiSysop ([http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:WikiSysop User:WikiSysop]) – the person who &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;controls&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; helps Chris control how [[CWCipedia]] works, and &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;makes sure the manchild won't fuck it up&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; performs mere technical tasks under the wise guidance of our illustrious [[Autism|&amp;quot;geinus&amp;quot;]]. Chris's messages are most often posted on Wikisysop's talk page, and vice versa.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This correspondence gives valuable insight in the mind of Chris, especially in that part of it dealing with internet, websites, copyright, and similar problems. It also offers the reader a rare backstage pass into the workings of [[CWCipedia]], and sheds light onto new details concerning some CWCipedia-related happenings, such as the [[Homos|Gay Ad Disaster]]. And all in all, it's just quite a funny read.&lt;br /&gt;
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*(CCS): Posted on ChrisChanSonichu's user talk page&lt;br /&gt;
*(WS): Posted on WikiSysop's user talk page&lt;br /&gt;
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==Control Panel (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've added a control panel template that allows you to edit the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page Main Page] features to your user page. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 06:59, 11 June 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Whoops! (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry about the huge number of edits I've been making recently, this wiki formatting takes a lot of time and effort so like many [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysops] I often have a drink every now and then to help put up with the often tedious task of making templates and ensuring everything works properly. Of course, this leads to a lot of typos and errors, in addition to the errors caused by unruly siblings or cats on keyboards. So I apologise if I am disrupting Recent Changes too much, and hope that you continue to use this wiki to its fullest! --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 10:59, 18 June 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Comic section (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've prepared the comic pages for you, you just need to upload them now. Go to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection Sonichu Comic Collection] and pick a comic to upload to get started, you don't need to edit the pages, just click on the red Image: links and upload. Tell me if you run into any problems. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 17:01, 18 June 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==New template (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Commentary|This box contains commentary}}&lt;br /&gt;
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I've made a new template you can use to add director's commentary to your comics! Add this between the Comic Page and Issue navbox for best results --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 21:53, 19 June 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Site Logo (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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Please upload a PNG with a transparent background, 135 pixels wide and 135 pixels high here: [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SiteLogo.png]] Thanks in advance!&lt;br /&gt;
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* Sorry, but this is too big... it has to fit in a 135x135 pixel square to display properly --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 21:54, 19 June 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:ResizedSiteLogo.png]] Maybe this would be better? Though Chris, perhaps you should should make a new logo, perhaps one incorporating the lovely one you made on the front page. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 01:29, 20 June 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==A humble request (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Chris! Me and my friends play Doom a lot, and we were wondering if you could make us a Sonichu skin! It'd really give me an edge in deathmatches, hehe&lt;br /&gt;
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I was inspired by the videos you made about your ideas for a Sonichu game. Maybe if you do the sprites and sounds, I can make some CWCville-themed levels and we can make a real Sonichu game together? Better start small first, though, so a simple skin will be cool&lt;br /&gt;
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To make a skin I need some drawings and sound recordings, don't worry, they're pretty easy to make. I'll put them together into a skin and take some pics of it to show it action once it's done.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sprites===&lt;br /&gt;
Just use the base sprites as a guide for what you should draw. Please use PNG and try to make sure the background is transparent&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sounds===&lt;br /&gt;
Use these as a guide for what you should record.&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonichu Versions===&lt;br /&gt;
Upload the finished pictures and sounds into these red links!&lt;br /&gt;
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Remember to have fun making it, we'll definitely have fun using it! --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 06:14, 10 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Your Recent Edits (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, I just want to say that your new edits are '''fantastic'''. I particularly enjoyed the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens Private villa of corrupted citizens] article (though all your edits in the past day have been very good). By all means, keep adding content.&lt;br /&gt;
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I saw you made a new logo for the corner and I will put it up as soon as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, if you need any help or have any concerns or notice something isn't working, by all means, you can put your questions here and I will do my best to answer them for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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Keep up the good work, Chris! --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 12:27, 29 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Color Scheme (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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Now that the background and logo have been set, what kind of color scheme would you like for the site? Page background colors, text colors, border colors, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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Please tell me what colors you'd like and I'll set them right away --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 00:26, 30 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==A tip about featured articles (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, just wanted to let you know that you can change the image associated with the featured article. For instance, if you wanted the new page with Billy Mays [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg] instead of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:HisOwnWords.jpg Image:HisOwnWords.jpg], just replace &amp;quot;InHisOwnWords.jpg&amp;quot; with &amp;quot;SchuComic931.jpg&amp;quot; or whatever other image you'd like to be associated with the featured article.&lt;br /&gt;
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The same principle holds true if you wish to edit the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Featured_Picture Featured Picture] to show off any new pictures you've drawn.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's good you've discovered how to change the featured article, just wanted to give you a neat tip on how to use it fully. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 10:10, 3 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==(unnamed) (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, it's me.  :) Thank you for your pieces of advice and assistance in the edits of Cwcipedia. I have a question now. I am currently working on the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu Sonichu] page, and I would like to add an Expandable Image Gallery, like Encyclopedia Dramatica has on their &amp;quot;Chris_chan&amp;quot; page (I don't like to reference them, but I felt the comparison is fair, aside from the lewd, disgusting &amp;quot;FanArt&amp;quot; they have on there), can you show me the Wiki-Code for that setup, please?&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you again. (I like to remind everyone who I am close to this) Keep a Happy Thought, and Stay Safe, Christian Weston Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Here's a collapsible gallery template you can use [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Collapsible Template:collapsible] here, which will be handy if you have a lot of pictures you want to display. Just curious, I checked the ED page to see what you meant, would you still want it so you can collapse in in the collapsible frame? For instance, you'd open the frame, then you'd be given some options, and you can click to collapse or uncollapse them (I looked at ED to get an idea what you meant - like how &amp;quot;Chris-chan Gallery&amp;quot; gives you some options like &amp;quot;Fan Art&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Original Drawings&amp;quot;, etc. when you uncollapse the frame and you can collapse and uncollapse them). That'll be a bit tricky but if you want that, I can work on a template so you can do that sort of thing as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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:I'm glad you're starting to learn how wiki software works and wanting to expand your horizons. If the template I made isn't exactly what you wanted, '''by all means say so!''' I will be more than glad to help you set up templates and so forth.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Keep up the good work Chris and as always, if you need any help, feel free to ask me. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 05:52, 5 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's a collapsible gallery template you can use [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Collapsible Template:collapsible] here, which will be handy if you have a lot of pictures you want to display. Just curious, I checked the ED page to see what you meant, would you still want it so you can collapse in in the collapsible frame? For instance, you'd open the frame, then you'd be given some options, and you can click to collapse or uncollapse them (I looked at ED to get an idea what you meant - like how &amp;quot;Chris-chan Gallery&amp;quot; gives you some options like &amp;quot;Fan Art&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Original Drawings&amp;quot;, etc. when you uncollapse the frame and you can collapse and uncollapse them). That'll be a bit tricky but if you want that, I can work on a template so you can do that sort of thing as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm glad you're starting to learn how wiki software works and wanting to expand your horizons. If the template I made isn't exactly what you wanted, '''by all means say so!''' I will be more than glad to help you set up templates and so forth.&lt;br /&gt;
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Keep up the good work Chris and as always, if you need any help, feel free to ask me. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 05:52, 5 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Thank you, the code was a Big Help. (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I have a suggestion that can be of really big help to me, often in expanding on the stories from my books, I often need to quote the first page, or a specific page, for that expanded story arc. I use Mozilla FireFox as the browser for faster web-surfing that my AOL program was lacking in doing so quickly. And I have the liberty of Multiple Tabs for having separate web pages on hand for reference. And as to look up the page number of the Comics, I have go through the extensive right-clicking and opening in a new tab the C-Quarters logo in the corner, then I have to scroll down and locate the Comic Collection link, then I have to wait for that to come up.&lt;br /&gt;
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I would like a more direct-link to the Comic Collection, can you put the link in the Navigation Box, please?&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you.  :)&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, I got an excellent idea for a new front page feature where you can update your fans about your current heart level. All you do is go to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Heart_Level Template:Heart Level] and where you see {{Heart|some number}}, just enter a number to show what percentage your heart level is. Right now, I have it at 100, so it shows a little picture of your heart level at 100.&lt;br /&gt;
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Right now, it works so whatever image you have your heart level at, it will pull an image based on it as long as it's in the form &amp;quot;HeartXX.jpg&amp;quot; where xx is some percentage. For instance, if you entered 90% for your heart level, it would get the image &amp;quot;Heart90.jpg&amp;quot; which would show your heart at 90%. You can be as elaborate (such as drawing heart levels for every increment, like 99, 98, 97...etc) or as simple (like in tens in 90, 80, 70, etc.) as you'd like. I think the simple approach would suffice.&lt;br /&gt;
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I figure this would be a good way to communicate how you feel to your fans that only involves entering two numbers (or three if you're at 100%!) to communicate your heart percentage level and a sentence if you'd like.&lt;br /&gt;
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I realize you are busy drawing the comics and I don't want to add more to your work load, but this is just a simple way you can communicate how you feel to your fans if you don't feel like writing a lengthy Captain's Log or something like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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As I said, I'll be working on what you wanted today, but I hope you'll like the Heart Level template. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 16:08, 6 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==The heart is a good touch, thank you.  :) (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I will personally fill in the remain percentage images by divisibles of 10; 0 to 90, and such image for each 10th percent will be represented for the numbers below that 10th. 0 will equal 0. 1-10 will equal the 10%, 11-20 will be 20%; 21-30, 30%; 31-40, 40%; 41-50, 50%; 51-60, 60%; 61-70, 70%; 71-80, 80%; 81-90, 90%. 100 will equal 100, I will make an appropriate drawing for 91-99%, 95%.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Your recent request (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I'll work on it today. You should have it by the end today (August 6). Also, apology for the edit conflict with Dating Education - hope I didn't spook you, just was editing the article since wiki software doesn't handle indentations well (if you want to indent, just use a : for each space you want to indent). Yeah, it's weird but that's how wiki software works. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 10:10, 6 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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* In regards to your request about having a way to quote, did you want something like [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Quote Template:Quote]? That'll let you put a huge quote from whatever you want and it'll be big. If you had something else in mind, let me know. Wiki software has a few different ways you can present quotes and I can work on something to meet your needs. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 10:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* Added a comic collection link to the side navigation panel. If that wasn't what you had in mind, let me know. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 05:42, 7 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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After uploading an image sometimes in the comic pages, the page number I give it only a rough estimate until I have fully finished the book. After the book is finished, or if I have to change the page numbers on the extra pages, I would like to simply change the filename online.&lt;br /&gt;
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Step-by-step, please, how do I change the name of an uploaded file?&lt;br /&gt;
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Sadly, the version of MediaWiki we're using doesn't support the changing of filenames. You'll have to delete the images and reupload them with a new name. But for the bonus pages, why not make special pages for them rather than putting them on numbered pages? I'll start making a Bonus Page template for you now --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 15:04, 9 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Contact Template for the Front Page (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I would like to add a Contact Template to the bottom of the page with my E-Mail address in it. For the time being, I'm going to borrow a piece of the &amp;quot;Featured Image&amp;quot; Section and use the Letr.gif image I used on my old Pok'eSite.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, a spot on the BOTTOM of the Front Page in the CENTER Alignment for the Sonichu Copyright Banner.jpg WITH Notes that it APPLIES TO ALL PAGES on Cwcipedia, please.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you. Stay Safe.  :D --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 07:04, 11 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==The recent Maintainance (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I thank God and Jesus that Cwcipedia is back up and running; upon First Look at the &amp;quot;Non-Exixtant&amp;quot; Page put me into such a Hefty Shock, that I had a Terrible Nightmare.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, in the future, if the Cwcipedia is going to be down for a while, PLEASE put up a notice on the front page One Week in advance, notifying all about the upcoming maintainance, and that the page will be down for the set time as noted in the Notice.&lt;br /&gt;
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And instead of being redirected to a &amp;quot;Non-Existent&amp;quot; page, PLEASE Set up a &amp;quot;Sorry, the Cwcipedia is down for Maintainance; it will be back up soon. Thank you for your Paitence.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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For The Love Of God, I NEVER EVER want to have to look at that Error 500 Non-Existent Page Again.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, THIS WEBSITE IS ON MY RESUME; if it is Down For The Count when the people at N.O.A. or Comic Book Company was trying to look it up, they may peg me for some kind of looney or something. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 21:06, 24 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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I felt like I was almost on the verge of a Stress-Induced Heart-Attack back then &amp;quot;You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm comin' up to join ya, honey... Trolls Got Into My Website.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recent downtime (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry about all that, a troll known as &amp;quot;ominousmusic&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;geneva&amp;quot; falsely reported the site for abuse. Don't worry, we should be safe now! --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 07:04, 25 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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I have heard of that pedofork's possible input on the site's downtime. If it can happen to me on ED, it can happen to him; SEE if you can BLOCK HIS IP ADDRESS from accessing the Cwcipedia Site. If ED can block MY IP address from editing, there should be a method for blocking an IP address for blocking Trolls like ominousmusic or geneva.&lt;br /&gt;
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In any case, I pray no one else tries that again.  :( --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 19:33, 26 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==The License on the bottom of my Cwcipedia (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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This &amp;quot;GDU FDL&amp;quot;; Please Get Rid Of It Now!&lt;br /&gt;
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ATS &amp;lt;winwon@hotmail.de&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Chris,&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm very glad to see that you gave up on your copyright and made your stuff open for the people (see pic). Now everyone is allowed to remix and upload your work everywhere. Sure, it's impossible to sell it now, but everyone can use it for free : )&lt;br /&gt;
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I AM NOT GIVING UP ON MY COPYRIGHT! '''PLEASE GET RID OF THAT GDU FDL NOW!'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Here you are. (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Terms_of_use Official Terms of Use] and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWCipedia:Copyrights Copyrights] Pages.&lt;br /&gt;
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--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 22:35, 6 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Copyright License (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I deeply apologize, the owner of this webspace set the site up with a GNU FDL as a default to avoid any legal trouble. Please write a page detailing the terms of use for your website's content and I'll change it right away --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 20:46, 6 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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* Thanks, I'll update it as soon as I can --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 00:14, 7 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Just checking in (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I wanted to make sure you've noticed the update I did recently; more pages for the #9 Book. I still remain vigilant in the drawing and updates; please pay no attention to the trolls who tell you the lies and rumors of who maintains the copyright; ONLY I, Christian Weston Chandler, truly hold all the copyrights and whatnot. No Doubt About It.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Copyright Warning (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've received a copyright claim, complete with genuine paperwork, from an individual claiming to be the owner of the Sonichu copyright. I'm afraid their claim is legally valid, so you have two options in order to keep using both the CWCipedia and Sonichu as a whole:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Reach an agreement with the copyright holder.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prove that you are, beyond all reasonable doubt, actively using the Sonichu copyright. This pretty much has to be continuous use, i.e. 1 page a day minimum, otherwise the entirety of Sonichu will fall to the copyright holder.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you can't do one of these things, then I'll have to hand the site over to the real owner of Sonichu. You have three days before their claim comes into effect, so please respond quickly. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 04:41, 11 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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* In light of your apparently valid copyright claim, it appears there's something of a dispute over the usage of the Sonichu copyright. In this situation, the solutions are for the most part the same as they were before:&lt;br /&gt;
:* Reach an agreement with the other copyright claimant. This could mean sharing the CWCipedia with them, or collaborating on Sonichu comics or artwork, or otherwise agreeing on how you will both use the copyright.&lt;br /&gt;
:* Proving you are actively using the copyright. As before, this means uploading a comic once a day. However, since both claims are disputed, the first claimant to produce proof of use(i.e. comics) will receive the copyright.&lt;br /&gt;
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:In any case, I will be waiting to receive proof of active use from either you or the other claimant. It should also be noted that the other claimant has contacted Google to start displaying ads in the wiki sidebar. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 05:08, 13 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I've just read your message (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I know not of this other person you've referred to who is claiming copyright, but remain confident that I am using my Copyright as we speak.&lt;br /&gt;
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I will start daily single pages tomorrow, the 14th; thank you for your continuing patronage, patience and faith in me.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan mail page (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've been receiving a lot of emails from fans trying to contact you, so I've put them on a new page called the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag Mailbag]. I'm sure your fans will appreciate a response, so you can reply by pasting {{EmailReply|, typing out your response, then adding }} afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks for your email, Example. This is an Example Reply.&lt;br /&gt;
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Again, I'm sure your fans will appreciate a response. Keep up the good work! --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 19:27, 19 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==A word of warning for future references (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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Please Do Not Accept any more Messages from '''Gregg Mays''' &amp;lt;greggmays@gmail.com&amp;gt;; He is really '''Clyde Cash''', a MAJOR TROLL. Granted the message in the mailbag is non-offensive, and I responded to it kindly, BUT I have communicated with him numerous times, and HE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT A THORN IN MY SIDE THAT I LOATHE AND WOULD ONLY BE HAPPY TO REMOVE.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The New Ad-Links (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I understand you getting paid to run ads in that box on the Cwcipedia. I feel okay with Vivian's Audiobooks, BUT I feel OFFENDED with the Mexico Contest and Gay-Rights Ads. The Pickle on the Mexico ad reminds me of a terrible time in my past with Pickle-Suited TROLLS, and I AM AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLES and FOR STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUALITY.&lt;br /&gt;
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Please Remove, or Change the Images of, THE TWO ADS.&lt;br /&gt;
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And in the future, if you plan on adding more advertisements, INCLUDING the associated images, Please run them by me in a message for my personal Approval BEFORE you start running the ads.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Advertisements (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm afraid it's out of my control, the other claimant has sold the ad space on CWCipedia to an individual named Mr. Jack Thaddeus who can be contacted at [mailto:jackthethadius@yahoo.com jackthethadius@yahoo.com]. I hope you can reach an agreement with them soon. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 03:31, 24 November 2009 (CET) &lt;br /&gt;
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==Jack Thaddius is a TROLL (WS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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To quote myself from a recent music video on my YouTube, &amp;quot;What the hell were you thinking with that damn pickle suit?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I'll deal with him myself. Please check with me before any similar deals take place.&lt;br /&gt;
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At least for the (UGH!!!) gay-rights ad, do I have the capabilities to create a less-offensive .png version of the ad and uploading it over the original image, and if so, how do I go along in doing that?&lt;br /&gt;
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== Advertisements (CCS) == &lt;br /&gt;
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I'm afraid it's out of my control, the other claimant has sold the ad space on CWCipedia to an individual named Mr. Jack Thaddeus who can be contacted at [mailto:jackthethadius@yahoo.com jackthethadius@yahoo.com]. I hope you can reach an agreement with them soon. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 03:31, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Mailbag Issue (CCS) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Firstly, I want to thank you for your swift reply to the e-mail I sent you, and to inform you that I am going to work to get official sponsors to support the website.  I will admit though, I was hoping that I had underestimated the Euro value.  I will have those Damn Dirty Ads removed and replaced soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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Second, in the Mailbag, Please No Longer Include any messages addressing '''Autisim or Aspergers''', or any that has even an inkling of '''homosexuality''' in it; I feel very stressed after having to read those messages; they really Grind My Gears.&lt;br /&gt;
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--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 04:08, 7 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Thank you for your offer. But we can only accept sponsors from the EU as our company is stationed in Europe. We cannot pay for our servers with US dollars, and international banking laws for non profit organizations forbid us from using advertisements from large multinational corporations from the US or abroad. However, advertisements provided by individuals that advertise other websites are exempt from this rule. Unless you are a citizen from the EU, you cannot donate money to our website. We apologize for any inconvenience.&lt;br /&gt;
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*If you are still interested. You are going to have to find someone who is a native EU citizen and convince them to donate to our website. Your best bet would be to talk to Jack Thaddeus about the ads as he has EU citizenship and is eligible to donate. Not to mention, due to his donations, he owns the ads in question. Should you be able to convince him, we could possibly reach an agreement. --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 05:13, 7 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==The revised ED Page (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Chris_chan Chris_chan]&lt;br /&gt;
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I have just retyped and revised the text body of the Encyclopedia Dramatica webpage; Please look into the [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan page] for all the KEYWORDS they've put into their page and add them to the hidden Keyword List of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Chris_chan Our Page].&lt;br /&gt;
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--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:32, 18 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Remove the Ad that is there now and put it BACK in the side area; I will NOT have Ads in areas where they Do Not Belong.  At least the current Ad is Non-Offensive, but I Do Not Care for the &amp;quot;You can join us, Chris&amp;quot; text underneath it; REMOVE THAT LINE ALTOGETHER.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, I Swear as God and Jesus as my Witnesses, THE FIRST TIME, and maybe the second time as well, I HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN, I WILL Video Record the Whole Thing and Upload it onto RedTube, so FINALLY PEOPLE can SEE what should have been seen almost a Decade Ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 18:24, 28 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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Actually, I have just found the way to fix that, but thank you for listening anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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And also, Let's put the Sonichu Twitter Feed Box, Square Space equivalent to the &amp;quot;Christian Says&amp;quot; Box, on the Front Page, between &amp;quot;Christian Says&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Did You Know...&amp;quot; in that column, please.&lt;br /&gt;
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--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 18:27, 28 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Common Questions (CCS) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Many e-mails from the mailbag have common questions, I have compiled them into a page here: [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Common_Questions Common Questions]. Since you've been behind on many mailbags, I think this might help. Still, you need to do the mailbags: You don't want to lose your fans again. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 00:27, 29 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Do NOT tamper with the advertisements (CCS) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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We were paid by Jack Thaddeus to put those advertisements up there. He fulfilled all our payments for 2010 so he has the right to put whatever he wants. We were not paid by Coca Cola so why should we put up an advertisement for Coke? [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 05:25, 29 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Your password has also been reset. (CCS) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Someone has hacked into your account. Please check your e-mail for your new password. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 05:40, 29 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Do NOT TAMPER WITH THE ADS (CCS) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== More common questions (CCS) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I have put together a few more questions. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:WikiSysop WikiSysop] 04:51, 30 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- these were stuck at the top of the page when Chris was freaking out, I put them here at the bottom for the sake of continuity --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Let me put it another way... (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{#ev:youtube|gILwSGqC3w8}}&lt;br /&gt;
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I am Captain of this boat, and I do not like those who do not respect me and my wishes.  If the crew wants me to REMOVE the &amp;quot;Straighten Out All Homo&amp;quot; Quote from the Introduction Image, as well as in the Feature Quote; ALL I ASK is for '''NO AD TO BE DISPLAYED IN THE INTRODUCTION BOX'''.  Remove the Ad from the BOX, and I will remove the Quote from the image AND the Featured.&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 23:04, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I don't care what you do as long as you don't tamper with the ads (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
The advertisements and where they are placed are not up to you, Chris. Jack controls the ad space and may put ads where ever he pleases. The lock on the advertisements will stay in place unless Jack says otherwise. If you would like to talk to him about it his email is jackthaddeus@gmail.com. Please cease any further attempts to tamper with the ads. [[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 23:12, 31 December 2009 (CET) &lt;br /&gt;
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==THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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I ASK that the Ads be LIMITED ONLY onto the Side-Bar and NO WHERE ELSE.  I DO NOT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT Jack Thaddeus; HE IS NOT DOING HIS OWN HOMOSEXUAL MALE KIND ANY FAVORS by TICKING ME OFF LIKE HE HAS BEEN DOING.&lt;br /&gt;
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I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already Snail-Mailed President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal.  On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME.  And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.&lt;br /&gt;
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I, Christian Weston Chandler, am NOT only the Mayor of Cwcville, VA, IN REAL LIFE as its Main Creator, but as such, without me, you would be just bored and not have my comics and stories to enjoy, and therefore, I am Captain of the Cwcipedia.  I have full appreciation for being the Webmaster, but I will have Full Respect as Captain.&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 23:25, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==And without us, you would not have a personal mail sorter, a web host and an UNHACKABLE website (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
We have already thwarted two hacking attempts, and you continually get harassed by Clyde. We are protecting you from him. We have a team monitoring the site round-clock for you. How long have your old websites lasted once the trolls found them?&lt;br /&gt;
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Jack Thaddeus paid for all our hosting for 2010. He will sue us if we do not put his ads up. These latest ads are not offensive in ANY WAY. There is nothing wrong with asking closeted gay Sonichu fans to come out. I do not see the offensiveness in these ads. [[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 23:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Still, I DO NOT WANT ANY ADS IN THE INRODUCTION BOX (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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It is Most Unappropriate, and regardless of what ad is there, THERE SHOULD BE NO ADS ALLOWED WITHIN THAT BOX.--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 23:58, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== The main page is a very popular page (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
The main page gets the most hits. Jack will only be able to make his money back on the most popular pages. These ads feature no pornography and are very tasteful. [[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 00:06, 1 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I do not disagree with you on most hits (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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,And that no pornography is currently present, but the Introduction Box is NO Place for Ads, PLUS the Side-Bar gets his ads ALL AROUND the website; leaving any ad in the ONE BOX will only Limit it to that ONE PAGE, NOT ALL ARUOND.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The ad is more noticeable because it is bigger. (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Size does not matter. (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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Reading from Left-To-Right in MOST Countries, as well as myself, I see the ads in the left first-off and Most Better anyway.  Seeing the BIG Ad in the One Spot is as terrifying as the '''Flash Of Light at the Instant Millisecond of DEATH''', or even, technologically, the Blue Screen Of Death.  And Believe Me, IN DREAMS, and even IN MOMENTS within my mind while AWAKE, I HAVE SEEN AND FELT That Death Light.  Not only is it the Most Horrifying Thing Ever, but I am LOOOONG NOT READY FOR IT YET.&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 00:21, 1 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Many sites have ads on their main page: Yahoo.com, Youtube.com (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
I also have no idea what you're talking about with this flash of life. Contact Jack Thaddeus if you want to deal with him. [[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 00:24, 1 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== What are you doing (CCS)==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, what are you doing? We do not have any advertisement agreements with Coca-Cola. Plus, I do not think they want to be involved in anti-homosexual rhetoric. Please take all the ads you have put up down. If you do not I will take them down myself. You are threatening the stability of the CWCipeida. Please stop this. --[[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 03:35, 2 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I said it once and I will say it again (CCS) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GIVE ME BACK CONTROL OF THE MAIN PAGE EDITINGS, PLEASE!'''  This Alec is a damn bastard and a NO-GOOD TROLL.  REFUSE HIS buyout into the Ad Placements onto the Cwcipedia.  Regardless of image content, I want NO RETARDED ARTWORK OF HIS anywhere on MY Cwcipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:11, 12 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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When the contract was signed, there could be a maximum of six ads placed anywhere on the CWCipedia. Jack may do whatever he pleases as he has paid for our hosting until the end of 2010. If you are unpleased with the ads, we suggest you wait until 2011 to discuss the terms. That is the agreement. [[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 07:28, 12 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Main Page Twitter Box (CCS) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Can you please SET it to a SET Width so it does NOT stretch the width of the webpage where the Portal is OUT of my view and I have to scroll to the Right in order to find it at all?&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:09, 13 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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