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Sonichu 17

2024-09-15T03:28:11Z

Saltwatertaffy: Updating for the post-jail era.

{{Draft}}
{{Quote|Ohhh! There will be retcons!|[[Comic Chris]], cover page}}
{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #17
| cover = Sonichu - Issue 17, Cover.jpg
| coverdate = 1 [[April 2018]]
| finishedcomic =
| pagecount = ?
| episodes =
| previous = [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]]
| next =
}}
'''''Sonichu'' #17''' is an unreleased issue of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. To date, only the cover has been released. The cover art date suggests the book was conceptualized during the [[Idea Guys]] saga, and the cover artwork features the [[polyamorous marriage]] which they [[brainwashed]] into Chris.

In a chat with the [[Idea Guys]], Chris said, "Sonichu insulted my Chronicler Laws I wrote last night and earlier today. I had written 15 Unbreakable Laws. And they’re part of Sonichu 17. [...] [Sonichu], Magi-Chan and I were going to time-travel and make the past details right for our Nation, in mutual decisions between the three of us."<ref>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>

Given Chris's apparent loss of interest in his imaginary spouses, it's likely that this issue will remain unfinished.

==References==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

Sonichu 16

2024-09-15T03:22:15Z

Saltwatertaffy: Updating for the post-jail era.

:''This article is about Sonichu 16's redesignated plot on Count Graduon. For the original plot written by the Idea Guys, see'' [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu #13]].

{{Draft}}

{{quote|Ah yes! 'Tis my time to shine! I am the mighty Count Graduon, at your service, [[True and Loyal Fanbase|loyalest of the fans]].|[[Count Graduon]]}}

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #16
| cover = Sonichu14.jpg
| coverdate = 30 [[May 2017]]
| finishedcomic = ''In Progress''
| pagecount = 3 (incomplete so far)| episodes = 1 (incomplete so far)
| previous = [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]
| next = [[Sonichu 17|''Sonichu'' #17]]
}}

'''''Sonichu'' #16''' is the 18th issue of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. Chris originally designated this title for the [[Idea Guys]] comic, but later changed that book's title to [[The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions]] (and later again to ''Sonichu #13''), and reassigned this title to a story about [[Count Graduon]] (itself originally assigned to [[Sonichu 14]])<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Back on drawing track]]</ref>. The single, incomplete episode in the damaged comic was about Count Graduon's origin story, titled "''Count Graduon, the Mighty Warrior!''", and the its cover was heavily based on [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], originally created by [[PandaHalo]].

Despite being dated May 2017 on the cover, Chris did not mention this book publicly in that year. In February 2018, he spilled [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|brown paint]] over a batch of four pages (including the cover). Chris decided to cash in on this mishap, listing a set of the pages on [[eBay]] for $100. Two minutes after he uploaded [[Damaged original art for sale]] to advertise it, the set was purchased. No progress has been made on this issue since.

This is, by a pretty wide margin, the shortest "Sonichu issue", and it's likely never been a high priority for Chris, given how it's been pushed back in the Sonichu schedule twice.

==Synopsis==
[[Count Graduon]] introduces himself, and discusses his three lives; in these lives, he carried out various acts, both heroic and villainous;
* In his first life, he fought against the French during the Hundred Years War.
* In his second life, he took part in the Boston Massacre, then escaped to England where he learned magic from a [[Jew|Jewish]] family.
* In his third life, he was known as {{w|Bernard Montgomery|Brenard [sic] Montgomery}}, taking part in both World Wars, with the latter taking charge of Operation Market Garden.
{{clear}}

==Comic pages==

<div style="margin:auto">{{collapsible|state=expanded
|Pages from Sonichu 16
|<gallery mode="nolines" perrow="10">
File:Sonichu14.jpg | Undamaged Cover
File:Sonichu - Issue 16, Cover (damaged).jpg |Ebay listing cover
</gallery><gallery caption="Count Graduon, The Mighty Warrior!" mode="nolines" perrow="10">
File:Sonichu - Issue 16, Page 1 (damaged).jpg|Page 1
File:Sonichu - Issue 16, Page 2 (damaged).jpg|Page 2
File:Sonichu - Issue 16, Page 3 (damaged).jpg|Page 3
</gallery>}}</div>

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

Sonichu 14

2024-09-15T03:18:52Z

Saltwatertaffy: Updating for the post-jail era.

:''This article is about ''Sonichu'' #14's redesignated plot on the [[Dimensional Merge]]. For the original plot on Count Graduon, see'' [[Sonichu 16|Sonichu ''#16'']]

{{Draft}}

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #14
| cover = Sonichu14NEWCover.jpg ‎
| coverdate = 26 [[June 2019]]
| finishedcomic = ''In Progress''
| pagecount = 25 (incomplete so far)
| episodes = 1 (incomplete so far)
| previous = [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]
| next = [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]
}}

'''''Sonichu'' #14''', officially '''''The Awakening of a CPU Book Two''''', is the 16th issue of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. On June 2019, Chris announced that ''Sonichu'' #14's plot would be reassigned. Instead of the comic being about [[Count Graduon]]'s origin story, it would be instead about the [[Dimensional Merge]] (the episode of Count Graduon's origin story was instead assigned to [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]]).<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Back on drawing track]]</ref> Just like [[Sonichu 13|the previous issue]], this comic is accompanied with large walls of expository text surrounding sparse drawings on each page. Whether or not Chris intends to make the comic [[Chris and Writing#Visual Clarity|easier to read]] by doing so is questionable.

This issue describes the events leading up to the [[Dimensional Merge]], the event in which the two [[dimensions]], 1218 and C-197, will merge into one dimension, 1C-211987. The first eight pages were released on 27 June 2019, successfully breaking Chris's 148-day-long artistic hiatus.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-26-new-sonichu-book-on-events-leading-up-to-merge.57832/</ref> This issue is incomplete, and given how things like [[Jacob Sockness]] and the last [[BronyCon]] are far in Chris's rear view mirror, it's likely he'll never have the interest to finish this particular comic.

==The Story so Far==

===Recap===
The story begins with Chris briefly introducing himself as a one of [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]] and his discovery of Universe C-197, where all the [[OC|fictional characters]] exist peacefully. He then introduces [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], and [[Magi-Chan]] and his future [[Polyamorous marriage|spouses]].

Fast forward to the event of [[Sonichu 13]], Chris recaps the events on his introduction of the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPUs goddesses of video game consoles]] and his "heroic" actions to save the denizens of his [[Cwcville|City-State]] and Equestria from the evil clutches of [[Idea Guys|Joshua Wise]] and his OC, Johnson Wiles. Using the power of a magic Milk Dud (i.e. The Reality Stone), Chris would undo everything the Idea Guy changed Chris didn't like and punish him for it. Afterward, Chris accepted the mantle of Blue Heart, the CPU Goddesses of the Commodore consoles and the nation of Comma.

Fast forward again to the present, Chris would make claims of his increased [[PsychicPowers|psychic]] and electrical powers (actually his declining mental and physical health). This is due to the fact that he is one of the "[[Chris and ego|Central Deity Conduits]]" for the [[Dimensional Merge]], an event where the universe of [[1218]] and [[C-197]] merge as one.

Chris then talks about his husband Magi-Chan in a text wall, who he claims knew before the Idea Guys' indoctrination. He looks back to BronyCon 2017, where he claimed Magi-Chan came along and even [[BronyCon#Dancing_with_Magi-Chan|danced with him]]. He ends the spiel by thanking himself for surviving a bout of heartburn and wished by the time he [[Template:Begging Counter|finishes]] the comic, the Merge will be complete.

===Chris (and Magi-Chan)'s Journey into his Mind===
One empty page later and it's 28 June 2019, after rebuilding the Comma <abbr title="A place of worship for the followers of the CPUs">Basilicom</abbr> and reactivating his and Scarlett's <abbr title="Crystallized form of the faith of CPU's followers">Sharicite</abbr> in Cwcville, Chris saw a doctor for a follow-up for his Monday night traumas. The doctor diagnosed him with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|a gastrointestinal problem]], but not before being wowed by Chris's demonstration of his [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]].

Two days later, Chris lost his consciousness in his sleep. With Chris now trapped in a state of dream-like limbo, his spouses, along with Princess Luna attempted to regain Chris's ability to lucid dream in vain. After failing to rescue Chris with the assistance of many deities, Magi-Chan decided to take a "direct approach" by taking his half-asleep hubby through a journey through his mind. Clearing out hordes of old, useless memories stored in Pokeballs to reach a special subspace where he and the other deities from all over the multiverse meet in a round-table. There, they would find a way for Chris to lucid dream again.

===Chris vs Jakoba===
Some point later, [[Jakoba]], the Rokat god of war usurped the throne of the "God of Galaxy and Creation, Destruction" etc. In response, Chris calls upon the ponies Mary Sue and Gary Stu to depose and kill Jakoba, which they do so easily. The death of C-197's Jakoba would also cause a ripple effect in Universe 1218, where the Jakoba there would die across different timeline, wiping him from existence for good. After a one-sided vote, Mary Sue and Gary Stu would become acting gods for they plan to give Jakoba's title to someone more worthy.

===BronyCon 2019===
On 31 July 2019, after defeating Jakoba, Chris would sperg in great details on the day before his last BronyCon, which involves sleeping in irregular schedules, doing groceries, and using his "psychic powers" to communicate with his imaginary spouses and look into equally imaginary problems. The next day at 5:30 am, Chris, along with Magi-Chan, [[Cryzel]], and [[Sylvana]] head out to Baltimore to attend BronyCon.

On their way, Chris had a sudden vision of a dark counterpart (implied to be an incarnation of his past comic self) and his army attempting to [[Math|invade]] [[14 Branchland Court]] to seize the many [[Amnyfest Ring|magic gems]] in his [[Chris's room|bedroom]]. Despite the efforts of [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mewtwo]], who stayed behind, the two are forced to retreat and take the gems with them with the help of Magi-Chan.

Chris and his buddies arrived early, so they do several activities which include double-checking their schedules, eating their first churros, and taking selfies with a dozen fans. It was during this time where he met his friend Midnight Moonflower again. After checking out his hotel, Chris would meet several of his idols, most notably [[Amy Methven|Mad Munchkin]] and [[DRWolf]].

After lunch, Chris made it in time to witness the premiere of [[MLP Animation: Discord Meets the Princess Bride|a MLP parody of the 1987 classic film ''The Princess Bride'']]. Later, he would attend a motivational speaking panel where he would "learn" the values of turning trolling and criticism into something positive.

Day 2: Chris spends his day interacting many voice actresses and other notable fandom figures of MLP be in a form of getting autographs, trading items, and attending panels. After leaving for supper and changing into his cosplay gears, he made it in time to attend the Grand Galloping Gala, where he would sing and dance along. After dancing with his imaginary spouses like two years ago, Chris would meet up with his fans, attend a Brony fandom history panel, and went back to his hotel, looking forward to meet the [[TF2 Analysts]] tomorrow.

Chris then digresses into discussing how he briefly filled in the role of the RED Spy for the TF2 Analysts before describing the 3rd day of BronyCon. Arriving at 9 am, Chris attends the TF2 Analysts' panel, where he watched the first part of the episode "Red vs Blue" and meet and greeted as much members as possible.

After that, he got several autographs, including that of the franchise's creator Lauren Faust who he gave her gifts and asked questions over G1 of the series. Chris, along with a plush of Night Star, then attended Bronypalooza to attend a concert before attending Fiery Joker's ''Magic the Gathering'' panel. Chris would find inspiration in the panel, vowing to design a [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|Sonichu and Night Star themed expansion]].

Chris would spend the final day attempting to deliver gifts to the remaining members of the TF2 analysts before meeting and asking Silver Quill (a member) to do it for him. He attended one more panel and got one more autograph before heading home.

==Comic pages==
<center>{{collapsible
|Pages from ''Sonichu'' #14
|<gallery mode="nolines" perrow="10">
File:Sonichu - Issue 14, Cover (draft).jpg|Draft Cover
File:MergeComic1.jpg|Page 1
File:MergeComic2.jpg|Page 2 (Chris's face on the 2nd panel of this page is much creepier than his typical [[creepy stare]].)
File:MergeComic3.jpg|Page 3
File:MergeComic4.jpg|Page 4
File:MergeComic5.jpg|Page 5
File:MergeComic6.jpg|Page 6
File:MergeComic7.jpg|Page 7
File:MergeComic8.jpg|Page 8 (Arguably the best page in all of ''Sonichu''.)
File:MergeComic11.jpg|Page 11
File:MergeComic12.jpg|Page 12
File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p15.jpg|Page 15 ([[Jacob Sockness]] inserts his OC, Jakoba, into Chris's beliefs.)
File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p17.jpg|Page 17 (Beginning of Chris's [[BronyCon]] diary.)
File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p18.jpg|Page 18
File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p19.jpg|Page 19
File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p20.jpg|Page 20
File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p21.jpg|Page 21
File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p22.jpg|Page 22
File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p23.jpg|Page 23
File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p24.jpg|Page 24
File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p25.jpg|Page 25
</gallery>}}</center>

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}
{{articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan

2024-09-05T21:26:43Z

Saltwatertaffy:

'''AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan''' is a series of YouTube videos in which various songs of different languages are "sung" by an AI Classic Chris voice, and then by current Chris. The videos' description refers to them collectively as a "Neo [[SingStar Challenge]]" and a "Worldwide Musical Journey." The premise is that, across the series, Chris will sing at least one song from every language [[Duolingo]] offers, although thus far Chris has mostly covered songs from the languages he's already familiar with or has shown interest in learning. Aside from the one German novelty song, his selections have been from [[Chris and English|English]], [[Anime|Japanese]], [[Michael Snyder|Hebrew]], and [[Flutter|Finnish]]. He's also already tackled Duolingo's only two novelty pop culture conlangs, [[Captain's Log|Klingon]] and High Valyrian (from ''A Song of Ice and Fire''/''Game of Thrones''). While Chris's vocal performances so far arguably rank among his most competent, [[Chris and music#Singing|that's not to say they're good]]. So far, it seems that AI Chris has the upper hand, despite Chris's best efforts. Only time will tell if Chris can make a comeback (probably not). This series has been on hiatus since [[May 2024]], and given that the last video is known to have been filmed more than a month earlier in March, it's likely this series has slipped his mind.

==All Over The World==
Chris's English language entry.
===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan All Over The World
| video = {{#ev:youtube|jWPOlTESakc}}
| stardate = 24 [[February 2024]]
| subject = {{Music}} Music
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[CWC Art Contest#Semifinals|CWC Art Contest - Semifinals]]
| next = [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan#AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Grund Zum Feiern|AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Grund Zum Feiern]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|
The first video in a series of a considerable "Neo Singstar Challenge". Continue in peace, elsewhere, Liquid Chris Sonichu, or should I mention your brother, Ian Brandon Anderson.

I have utilized AI with a fine version of my past voice in this comparison of I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, versus the AI-Generated voice. This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in Duolingo. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this Worldwide Musical Journey.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Featured Song: All Over the World by Electric Light Orchestra 
[''Link to official music video'']
}}

===Highlights===
{{Collapsible|Highlights|
*'''04:10''' A previously black background changes to video of Chris still obscured by the still images of young Chris Chan and modern day Chris Chan.

He proceeds to sing and mime airdrums for the second playing of the song, which has no AI Chris singing.}}

==Grund Zum Feiern==
Chris's German language entry. This is a novelty cover of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" in German, listing various forms of alcohol. According to the description, it appears Chris came across the song thanks to his old friends at [[TF2 Analysis]], who likely used it in some of their videos. Chris has the gall to call this a "bonus episode" when it's only the second video in the series.
===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Grund Zum Feiern
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_1KUHRVy4Bw}}
| stardate = 24 [[February 2024]]
| subject = {{Music}} Music
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan All Over The World]]
| next = [[ Art Contest Top 5]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|
A Bonus video in a series of a considerable "Neo Singstar Challenge".

I have utilized AI with a fine version of my past voice in this comparison of I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, versus the AI-Generated voice. This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in Duolingo. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this Worldwide Musical Journey.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

And a very honorable mention to AynWye for introducing me to this song in the TF2 Analysis Anarchy Series. 
[''Link to TF2 Analysis video'']

Featured Song: Grund Zum Feiern by Otto. 
[''Link to official music video'']
}}

===Highlights===
{{Collapsible|Highlights|
'''01:34:''' For Chris' rendition he is audibly sped up and only comes out of the listener's left headphone.}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2024]]

==Bloom==
Chris's Japanese language entry.
===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan Bloom
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MIkDMJspEC4}}
| stardate = 16 [[March 2024]]
| subject = {{Music}} Music
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Over the Shoulder Highlights]]
| next = [[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|
I have utilized AI with a fine version of my past voice in this comparison of I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, versus the AI-Generated voice. This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in [[Duolingo]]. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this [[Chris and music|Worldwide Musical Journey]].

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Featured Song: Bloom by Necry Talkie 
[''Link to official music video'']
}}

==Yo-Ya==
Chris's Hebrew language entry.
===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Yo Ya
| video = {{#ev:youtube|__kaQTTnphA}}
| stardate = 24 [[March 2024]]
| subject = {{Music}} Music
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]]
| next = [[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)|Accidental livestreams]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|
I have utilized AI with a fine version of my past voice in this comparison of I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, versus the AI-Generated voice. This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in Duolingo. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this Worldwide Musical Journey.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Featured Song: Yo-Ya by Kaveret 
[''Link to official music video'']
}}

==Silakka Apajalla==
The first of Chris's Finnish language entries.
===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Silakka Apajalla
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nEu4dicIG6g}}
| stardate = 5 [[April 2024]]
| subject = {{Music}} Music
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| previous = [[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)|Accidental livestreams]]
| next = [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Pray High Valyrian]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|I have utilized AI with a fine version of my past voice in this comparison of I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, versus the AI-Generated voice. This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in Duolingo. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this Worldwide Musical Journey.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Featured Song: Silakka Apajalla by Veikko Lavi 
[''Link to official music video'']}}

==Pray (High Valyrian)==
Chris's High Valyrian entry, a conlang largely created for by David J. Peterson for the HBO television series ''Game of Thrones''.
===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Pray High Valyrian
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vV-COV9Tn6M}}
| stardate = 13 [[April 2024]]
| subject = {{Music}} Music
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Silakka Apajalla]]
| next = [[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|I have utilized AI with a fine version of my past voice in this comparison of I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, versus the AI-Generated voice. This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in Duolingo. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this Worldwide Musical Journey.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Featured Song: Pray (High Valyrian) from Game of Thrones 
[''Link to official music video'']}}

==Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4==
This video in particular is notable for being both the second song in Finnish Chris has sung and for not including the AI version of the song. The lazy title and the added note in the description, as well as the fact that the song [[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)|Chris has sung]] back in [[March 2024]] still hadn't been released suggest that it was a prerecorded video put up on the channel to maintain a consistent upload schedule.

The footage of Chris singing is noticeably sped-up; he may slowed down the song while singing it, and then sped it up in post, due to finding the fast pace of the song difficult to keep up with.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YxqzPAtC-V8}}
| stardate = 26 [[April 2024]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]
| next = [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|**I have attempted to have the AI Chris Chan voice sing this song, but apparently, this song is too [[Stress|difficult for the AI]]. So, this one is a Solo track; enjoy.

I have utilized AI with a fine version of my past voice in this comparison of I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, versus the AI-Generated voice. This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in Duolingo. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this Worldwide Musical Journey.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Featured Song: Sakkijarven Polkka by Eemeli 
[''Link to official music video'']}}

==AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom==
Chris's Klingon language entry, a conlang of the ''Star Trek'' franchise, largely created by the staff of ''Star Trek: The Motion Picture''. This is the same video Chris [[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)|attempted to record]] back in [[March 2024]].
===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom
| video = {{#ev:youtube|OqroNyZEFKE}}
| stardate = 4 [[May 2024]]
| subject = {{Music}} Music
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4]]
| next = [[Sightings_(2024)#Dallas_Airport|Dallas Airport Sighting]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|**I have utilized AI with a fine version of my past voice in this comparison of I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, versus the AI-Generated voice. This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in Duolingo. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this Worldwide Musical Journey.

Yes, they do teach Klingon in Duolingo.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Featured Song: Swvul' van bom 
[''Link to official music video'']}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Music Videos}}

Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff

2024-09-05T21:22:47Z

Saltwatertaffy:

'''Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff''' is a video Chris uploaded on 18 [[March 2024]], where he rants about ''[[My Little Pony: Pony Life]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark]]'', trying to conclusively prove that the Generation 5 [[My Little Pony]] is, in fact, [[Russia|Russian]] propaganda. This is perhaps Chris at his most [[Conspiracy theories|tin-foil hat-est]], with him drawing numerous connections between wholly unrelated things, including MLP being licensed to release in Russia, the death of a Hasbro higher-up from cancer, and some American supermarkets pulling Russian-made vodka as proof that G5 and ''Pony Life'' are intended as pro-Russian propaganda that would paint their invasion of Ukraine in a positive light. He also flip-flops between saying MLP G5 is Russian propaganda, and that it doesn't exist at all (in this timeline), theoretically mutually exclusive things. He notably uses this very [[CWCki]] as source, in addition to [[Wikipedia]], [[Reddit]] and the fan wiki for My Little Pony. He reveals his Reddit account as u/VirtualActuator7381.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hEIb2zyS3Uo}}
| stardate = 10 [[March 2024]] (Released 18 [[March 2024]])
| subject = {{GOPony|text}} {{Television|text}} {{Dimensional Merge|text}}
| style = {{Crazy}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan Bloom]]
| next = [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Yo Ya]]
}}
===Description===
{{quotebox|As Foreknown and confirmed with research, MLPG5 And Pony Life not only are really bad, and that they do not exist in this Timeline, but they all were originally Licensed By Russia. Truth, direct and addressed.}}

==Transcript==

[''deep breath''] Hey everybody, [[Messiah complex|Jesus Christ]]-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime once again, right here, and today, [''clap''] we're delving into, the why, as we have confirmed, and also preminursed - premonitionary details - '''I HAVE KNOWN''' THIS ENTIRE TIME... ''why''... MLP G5... and even Pony Life... no good! No good. Just, no good. So, that being said, hm, as I'm finally gonna ex- tell y'all right now in a video, and... it's already been noted worldwide and it's been popularly overwhrurmed, you know what, even some, they just-they essentially-they ack-they spedacknowitch and they appreciate, but then it's like...

<big>'''[[Wikipedia:A Few Good Men|THEY COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!]] AND NEITHER COULD YOU, YOU FAKERS AND HATERS AND TOXIC DARKEST SINNERS!'''</big> I'm shedding light and truth!

Very good, very divine, ahhhhh... alright, now, let's get down to it.

Alright, so let's- so let's get down for the starters. We're essentially, I just forse-I foresaw even before Pony Life and long before My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 9 Episode ''24''. Because obviously I just knew it before, I knew the Episode 26 of that season was just [''snap''] no good. Luster Dawn, non-existent, and future tense, too premature. And why? Heh, it all becomes shortly as we process through this lovely set. So, let's start with right here with my expansion pack from within an expansion pack. This, lovely [[YES_to_MLPFiMSeasons10to14|YES to MLPFiM Seasons 10 to 14]], it's a mini-expansion that was put in with Night Star and Friends Expansion Pack of [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|Secret Shipfic Folder]].

(''grunt'') And obviously, yeah, we are gonna get Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls '''re. sumed.''' Without the influence of ''that country'', in question, that started the war recently, and there's all those sanctions and everything. Hm. Anyway. So we've got all those cards. But yeah, I made this within 2-within the year 2019, that's your little reference point. But yeah, obviously, I just, was able to foretell everything, I knew this beforehand, and I said explicitly over and over again, and obviously just... heh. We know your game, you greedy corporate excuses and everything. I mean, [[Night Star]] is saying that, not me, Night Star. But then obviously, heh, I'm there, I'm giving my share of, my two points, my two bolts in the heart about it as well. [''deep breath''] Huh. Anyway. [''deep breath''] Yeah.

There's, appreciate this moment and where we are right now. We're gonna get, Equestria Girls, ''and'' Friendship is Magic resumed. But now, let's dive deeper. Alright, so I found these back on February... 22nd, upon further exploration and confirmation of all that. So I ended up finding this Reddit page, where... let's just, I mean... well, past tense. Still there. Anyway. So obviously we got this, uh, media right here. Uh, the marketing calendar. Now, this was posted three years ago, obviously. Of course, it includes Pony Life. And obviously you got, the people... oh yeah. What's the original source used by the Rubbsian website? This screenshot doesn't exactly seem... scream "official communication", '''darn right'''. And he, and this guy found on an account that, has been posting the offic-, all the official, n-news of that... of the... Russian propaganda there. But yeah, not faked, it's- [jibberish]. Anyway, he also found a reference to this, which, there's a website to the Russian illegality, but of course, then, the PDF, which I have open right here, of all the screenca - the scaps all this media. So we got all this, and then right underneath... yeah. Look at the Russian. Look at all the Russian there. And it's been closed down, the website that we'll go to in a moment, where, Pony Life and G5 '''Russian license.''' B- and of course, uh, you'll know all these... continued Russian... even this. And that. And of course that. And, even just these... all that. Now let's go back here for a moment and I'll tell you again... so... yeah, uh, here we go. "Though, I'm still puzzled why there's a ''Russian'' MLP flier before, [''high pitched''] '''''before''''', we can see an ''English'' one." Yeah, but we also got news, from Russia about, the, movie and the fact there would be an hour-long special. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so, there's those details. Now on this website, they even cited that, uh, oh yeah, right here, September 17th, 2020, there's no allegedleh, there's no allegedly, it's fact, it's just fact, they attended the Rush-oh, Rushing license summit. So yeah. And with that, G-Pony Life and G5, ''totally Russian'' '''''licensed!'''''

Now let's take another note also from right here. So, September 4th, 24th, 2021, was when that, fe, when that film, was released, this generation does not exist in this timeline, at all. Period. We'll get to that a little bit later. Now, take a note of this, now. It is I- In the credits of that movie, the executive producer, somebody of uh, the Hasbro chair of executives, Brian Gohner. The late [[Wikipedia:Brian Goldner|Brian Goldner]]. And, he passed on on October 11th, 2021. We go from September 24th, 2001, his name in the credits, and nearly a month later, he was given the ax. He was given - he was asked. So yeah obviously just, even I connected with his soul and everything, he had '''regrets'''. About G5, period, as well as Pony Life, ''and'' the Russian connections. And just obviously, everybody there. I forget what this one is. Oh yeah, and then, right. Following Ryan's death in the courts unfortunately, links with [[Christian Love Day|my birthday]], Russia attacks Ukraine, 2022 February. Yeah. So we got all this going on. So, ''I told you before'', [[Conspiracy theories|we got the connections,]] Pony Life and G5, Russian license, the movie came out, the, the business chief executive of Hasbro passes on, and then, World War III. Period. The timing and everything is so important, you guys, appreciate that, app-reciate that.

Now let's take another note, also, cause I do have this file pulled up. [[:File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|"Telling it to the Executives"]]. And guess who's in the picture! Huh! And this card was made back in 2019! 2019! And, all this happened. I told it to him, and it, [''raspberry''] what happened. You think about that. It's divine timing, regardless of what happened, or the possibility of Russia influence - like you know, [[Wikipedia:Poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko|slipping a little something in his drink or whatever]]. The-that's an alternate timeline. But obviously you know what happened in this time. He wasn't feeling well in the office, so yeah that likelihood is still there as well, and then just, [''blowing air''] but yeah he had, he had his cancer problem. Anyway, sorry, on that, just much appreciation for this individual, and realizing that he was in the wrong in regards to G5 and Pony Life. And then, yeah. Much appreciate. But it's also, like, give an honorable mention to these other two, I had foreknowingly - foresightedly put into this very card. Steve Zoltick, executive vice president and chief information officer, and Lisa Gersh, outside zybe- [[Computers|outside zyber advisor]], former chief executive off-officer, noted Alexander Wang, that's where, she als- that's where she works at. So yeah. These top three, influential individuals right there.

Now, moving forward, back to what happened shortly after Russia attacked Ukraine, all of those '''sanctions'''. Over five- well over five hundred against Russia, because you know, obviously, Putin, the Kremlin, and all that, and the fact Russia is literally the modern day Babylon. The dragons, the kings. I'll tell you what, even, I'll throw in a connection with China's government and all that. Dragon. Xi Jinping, the banana peel. I'm quite aware of the [[Wikipedia:2022 COVID-19 Protests in China|paper protest]]. And I do support those - I actually participate in that protest. They were against the government and the Chinese government, not perfect. Just, fortunately, that's a minority out of the majority, [[Chris_and_race#Asians|being more spiritual]], with the [[Meditation|zen]] and Chinese [[zodiac]], and all that good - all that authentically good stuff. Anyway. Now, let's talk about one reas- one thing that came about from those sanctions, which, this is true, this is to be the fate of MLP G5, (''heavy breath'') yeah. ''Several'' supermarkets and states have removed the Russian made [[Chris_and_drugs#Alcohol|vodka]], the '''vodka''', from their shelves in response to Russia's invasion of Ukraine. You think about that moment. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Just. Mm-hm. I mean, you've got Russia that, just, being a bad, mad, really mad, bad bully against Ukraine, that wanted peace and good. And then what does Putin do? He's like [''comedy voice''] "Oh sure, I'll give you some more peace! Let's negotiate!" and then "Let's do peace talks!" but then guess what? (''punch'') He attacks them again. He's just, he's constantly lying behind his back, he's got those fingers crossed behind his back. Sheesh, I mean shoot. Heh. Oh, let me also just throw in this as an honorable mention, as well in relation to Vlad-I mean Vladimir Putin - [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. I mean the fact that all of you were like, uh, you mischronicle me as like, President of the United States, and just being really bad, arrogant, and everything, I mean shoot. [[Get_Out,_You_D***_Nazis|I am not a freaking Nazi]]. I do not support Nazism. I am a part, I am part [[CWC Ancestry|Ashkanansin [sic] Jewish]], physically, and spiritually as well, [[Chris and religion|so I'm multi-religious]]. And look at this! I'm wearing this loud and proud! You take note of this pin right here. You take note of that pin. I am very proud of that. And I propose and support what is good, light-powered, and righteous. It has nothing to do with the political governments, or whatever misconceptions from hatred and demons and devils and doubts y'all have and may have. I do these protests, I'm doing this right now, because it is divinely right and sold. MLP G5, '''''non'''''-existent in this timeline, ''because'' that and Pony Life, Russian influenced, and Russia, over 99% '''toxic'''. It's gonna go down like '''Babylon.''' Period. And I'll say one more time, Putin shall die by his own sword, as I have drawn while I was in jail. Foreknowingly.

Anyway, so getting back to this, now, obviously, we got the details in gards to resuming Friendship is Magic Equestria Girls. Just, you know the last three episodes, premature. Well actually, episode 26 of season 9, totally premature, but just 24 and 26, that two-parter. Um, I'd say I'd give it a decent pass, but it's like ''weh'', totally, that's why totally delayed on watching any of those three episodes, period. Hm. And, just, hold that. Now let's talk another detail. So even - the AI Microsoft bank helped me out here, so let's look at the popular feelings about Pony Life. Now just obviously, reception of Pony Life, yadda yadda yadda, yeah, some, yeah I mean just, something like Teen - Teen Titans Go, yeah, anyway, it's just the whole comparison and contrast. But still, definitely avoids character assassination, and what not. Definitely right on point. But Pony Life - Russia influenced, like G5, definitely. But after just watching... obnoxious - obnoxious like Russia. [[Chris and oratory|Constant stream of noise]], [[Chris and Art|zany art style]], and [[Things Chris has Ripped Off|lack of cleverness]] and [[Random Access Humor|humor]]... heh. It's like Russia does not an, does not want to promote any cleverness. Period. There's no... there's just no heart, no soul, and autistic- if you know anything about Russia, and uh, every time that the government is over-polluting with the - [[Chris and religion|there's hardly any churches over there!]] They hardly... and there's hardly any spiritual goodness, no spiritual accus- uh, spiritual promotion in that... because, the gov- uh, the Russian government, were like no. The Soviet Union, no. Fortunately, the Soviet Union is long gone for right now, but we still gotta get rid of Putin, and Donald Trump. They gotta go down to the fire and brimstone. Just as stated in the Bible between... Revelations and, uh, Exodus, the last book in the Old Testament<ref>Exodus is the ''second'' book of the Old Testament. The actual last book of the Old Testament is [[Wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi]], which does not speak about damnation and "fire and brimstone", and it certainly doesn't name-drop Trump and Putin some 2500 years before they were born. That Chris missed something as obvious as the fact that Exodus comes before Revelations, the ''last'' book of the Bible, throws doubt on his claim that he's some kind of biblical scholar.</ref>. God. Anyway. I know the outcome of that story. You have to... I've read it and reread it. So yeah. Oh yeah. But yeah. It is... it is just overhead. There's just lack of quality in that. And just that's what Russia is. Lack of authentic, good, light-powered, righteous, quality. Just too much evil within that. And I gotta support and give props to those of the minority that remain in Russia right now that are good, light-powered, and righteous. Stay strong, the toxicity, the evil, '''going down!'''

Now let's compare - let's talk about the pop-, the feelings of G5. Now, of course everyone has mixed feelings... Jeez. Look at this - less positive, more negative. Eh. Just, range of emotions. Yeah. Anyway. Not excitement, moreover rage. Just forget about G5. Period. It does not exist! And I'm not the only one that feels this way! Even [[Dr. Wolf]] is like, "Make Your Mark Chapter 5 is..." What exactly? And look at that expression of emotion right there! That's on point. And... doesn't know what it wants to be, because it does not exist! So there. Just, no, no. And even [[Mad Munchkin]] is like "Hell no!" It sucks! It sucks! Gen 5 sucks! She knows it! Dr. Wolf knows it. Even Lightning Bliss took a look at it, but, uh, it's like "Final thoughts before G5 movie release", I mean, she saw that from a mile away too, just... especially on places like... Yeah. So, I'm not the only one.

And let's talk about more recently, because '''''THEY COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!''''' [[Equestria Daily]] acknowledged the fact that G5 doesn't exist in the very timeline. Let's take a closer look at that Tweet, because that had been deleted. Mm-hm. Does not exist, yes! I'm gonna read this out loud, cause all of you should appreciate this as well.

"Anything [[MLP G5]] is simply not meant to be. The typical reasons include the executives being [[Financhu Crisis|money-hungry,]] wanting something "Fresh and New", and competing with the likes of Disney with the video technology and all when they never, ever, ever, ever, had to, as well as laying off the original staff of MLP G4 to cut costs and whatnot. But moreover, G5 was literally foretold, by me, and everyone agrees after the fact, that it was to be simply awful and out of place. And this is not due to quality of art, story, characters, or whatever. It goes deeper, metaphysically deeper, as not only there is a lot more to explore and chronicle with Princess Twilight Sparkle and everyone else, including the background ponies, of Equestria and Earth (counting [[Equestria Girls]], because that IS canon, period), including [[DRWolf|Doctor Wolf]] and the [[OCs]] of the fandom being literally canon. And existent in Equestria, period.

[[Friendship is Magic]] and Equestria Girls was perfect in quality, Not counting the premature Season 9, Episode 26 "Future" episode, and the additional five seasons that is to be manifested that gives it better quality, because they are not to be influenced by Russia, eh, I'm gonna throw in China, the government of China in that as well, so it gets better quality from that, character growths and closures. [[Vinyl Scratch|DJ Pon3]] has a voice ([[Nowacking|Jesse Nowacking]] is the poised perfect voice actor for her, hands down), Dr. Wolf, Lightning Bliss and the others interact with everyone in Ponyville, Canterlot and all. Nightstar Sonichu, the Half-Unicorn, Half-Sonichu, with dimensional and psychic powers is there and has personally worked with Twilight and her friends as well. This is not "head-canon", this IS, it IS canon in this timeline, and in general, period.

And the resuming of G4 will only bring about better peace and order restoration with everyone, in general, and metaphysically, and spiritually as well. And on top of that, the executives have lost since G5 began, [[Chris and Death|LOST, LOST, LOST,]] pardon me. And they still have the chance to redeem themselves and Hasbro by simply cancelling G5, completely shelving it (like a write- like a write-off like [[Wikipedia:Coyote Vs. Acme|Coyote Vs Acme]], present tense), removing G5 from all streaming services and downloads and removing every single trace of it from YouTube. The fanbase should cease to produce or even talk about G5 right this very instant and now, no more pins, no more fanart, nothing! Nothing of ''Pip''... S-Sunny... Zip and all them. '''Down in the fire and flames!''' The cleansing blue flames! And if they stick around, if they like, continue to linger, they just [''raspberry''] they go in the fire and brimstone also. [''deep breaths''] This, the fan... obviously, it is by Divine Will and Timing. I know this, personally, cause I've connected with literally... through the universe core and matrix of our universe right here, the u- the core and matrix of this very timeline, all the way to the alpha-omega point of all existence and its core and matrix. ''''The'''' definite source and beyond. So I know this unconsciously, subconsciously, consciously and backed up with all my cloud scythes within the cosmos. I mean, '''NOBODY''' has ever asked for G5 nor even Pony Life, and now is the time, more than ever to resume G4, Equestria Girls and Friendship is Magic, before everything gets worse, period. This is not just a feeling, or opinion, this is cold hard fact. From the literal core and matrix of this universe, core and matrix of this timeline, along with divine will. And drama can go somewhere else with the toxic ones that linger. But in short, forget everything MLP G5 and Pony Life, right freaking now, and the longer - no longer acknowledge it, because it does not exist in this timeline, and had-courage Hasbro to resume Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls right freaking now. Divine order. Worldwide peace. Peace of and... within the Brony community... [[Chris_and_English#Spelling|oh, look at them, they put a G in that as well, some like, maybe I mistyped it,]] anyway, like, eh, whatever within the Brony community that I am a part of regardless, along with the authentic love that superceeds greed, money, hatred and toxicities."

I mean, shish-shoot. I was acknowledged, and, you know what, you've got the file, I mean you saw the Tweet right here, I'm just ashamed - I'm just sorry I missed that Tweet that day and did not get a chance to like it. But look at the page where all of that was on. That very page. Look. And then, compare it with this, like you know, "Evil for Ban", and "Significance of Lyra and Bon Bon", and look at this. "Significance of Lyra and Bon Bon", this bullet point! I was right there! I was right there! I was right there. Heh. Even Hasbro was like, can, "Equestria Greatly", gave a whole bunch of knocks on the door in response to that, they're like, [''grunting''] You know what? Let's bring that image right on. It's just on point. I TOLD IT TO THOSE EXECUTIVES, AND THEY CHICKENED OUT! Then they... and they're like to Equestria Daily... but hey no. Hm. I'm telling it to the executives right now, the ones that remain, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! So yeah, it's divine will, divine told. And if G5 is not shelved right now, when, when Hasbro has a chance to redo- redeem themselves, during the limited time, it's just gonna be divinely willed and done period, with G4 being resumed, with Adobe Flash, and all the original animation programs. No CG, and nothing that came about in the likes of Pony Life... or uh... that Russian propaganda, which is G5, as well as Pony Life, which that is also Russian propaganda. So yeah, it outta be dissolved, destroyed, totally wiped, even every single piece of merchandise, including ''any'' of those G5 '''towels''', that, or blankets, as it were, if it was, put in that one leak, that Lightning Bliss also responded to at that one point. [''sigh'']

Ayyyup. [''Sonic sound''] Well, that was divinely timed right there. Ha ha. So yeah, let's zap it up to the extreme, I'll see you all later. Hm.

Mm hm. Mm hm. Mm hm. R-redeem yourselves. You know what to do, people at Hasbro. You know what to do. Original staff of G4. Hire them all back. Get rid of everybody and everything G5. Maybe bring some of them back on for like, uh, guest details and what not for the resuming of G4, [[Wikipedia:John de Lancie|John de Lancie]], as [[My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_is_Magic#Discord|Discord]], is gonna be like "Okay, I'm sorry. So, this future episode that premiered at the end of Season 9, hm, yeah, I'm sorry, that's not canon right now, so we're gonna take you back, to the earlier time when, Princess Twilight had actually just made it in, to being Princess of El- Equestria. Oh, and I will admit: Luna and Celestia, they still do their sun and dream work, despite taking retirement. [[Chris and work|There's no escaping their divine duties, period.]] Yeah. Obviously. Go with the original writing. And as John de Lancie well, really support that guy by the way. He he. [[Random Access Humor|I'm gonna make this reference one more time, cause it will, it'll still work well.]] "So, what about Discord?" "What about him?" "No, the episode. What'd you think of the episode? What about Discord?" "What about him?" He he ha. That's just so funny on loop. It's still appropriate. Alright. Y'all take care, a blessed safe day. Let's do this. It's divinely timed, and willed, and rightly so. Light-powered, good, righteousness. [''snap'']

==Raw Captions==
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|hey everybody Jesus CHR Western Channel

San Brian once again right here and

today we're delving into the why as we

have confirmed and also Prem premonition

details I have known this entire

time why MLP

G5 and even Pony

life no good no

good just no good so that being said as

I'm finally going to tell y'all right

now in a video

and it's already been noted worldwide

and it's been popularly overwhelming you

know what even some they just

essentially they it's been it knowledge

and appreciate but then it's like they

couldn't handle the truth and neither

could you you fakers and haters and

toxic darkest siners I'm shedding light

and Truth very good very Divine oh

all right well let's get down to it all

right so let's so let's get down for the

starters where essentially I just for I

foresaw it even before Pony life and

long before Milo P French Magic season 9

episode

24 because obviously I just knew and for

knew the episode 26 of that season was

just no good ler done nonexistent and

future tense to premature and why it'll

be come shortly as we process through

this lovely set so let's start with

right here with my expansion pack from

within an expansion pack this lovely yes

fop and I am Seasons 10 to 14 it's a

mini expansion that was put in with

night star friends expansion pack of

secret ship fake

folder and obviously yeah we are going

to get f is Magic and equestri Girls

resumed without the influence of that

country in question that started the war

recently and there's s those sanctions

and

everything

anyway so we got all these cards but

yeah I made this within two within the

year 2019 that's their little reference

point but yeah obviously I just was able

to for tell everything I knew this

beforehand and I said it's Bally over

and over again and obviously just

no we know your game you great corporate

excuses and everything I mean night star

is saying that not me night star but

then

obviously I'm there I'm giving my share

of my two points and my two bolts in the

heart about it as

well

anyway

yeah just appreciate this moment and

where we are right now we're going to

get equest girls and friendship is Magic

resumed

but now let's dive deeper all right so I

found these back on February

22nd upon further exploration and

confirmation of all that so I end up

finding this Reddit page where let's

just I mean well past tense still there

anyway so obviously you got this uh

media right here the marketing

calendar now this was posted three years

ago obviously of course includes Pony

life

and obviously we got the people oh yeah

what's the original Source used by the

Ruban website the screenshot doesn't

exactly see scream official

communication darn right and he and this

guy found on an account that has been

posting on the

official news of that of the Russian

propaganda there but yeah not

fake anyway he also found the references

which there's a website to the Russian

legality but of course then the PDF

which I have open right here of all the

screen Cap Caps all this media so we got

all this and then right underneath yeah

look at the Russian look at all the

Russia

there and it's been posted on the

website that we'll go to in a moment

where Pony life and G5 Russian license

and of course you'll know all these

continued Russian even

this and

that of course that

that and even just these all that now

let's go back here for a moment not say

you again

so yeah oh here we go though I'm still

puzzled why there's a Russian MLP flyer

before before we could see an English

one yeah but we also got news from

Russia about the movie and the fact that

there would be an hourong special

yeah yeah anyway so there's those

details now on this website they even

cited that oh yeah right here September

17th 2020 there's no allegedly there's

no allegedly it's fat it's just fat they

attended the rush on rushing license

Summit so yeah and with that g py life

and G5 totally Russian licensed now

let's take another note also from right

here so September 4 24th 2021 was when

that when that film was released this

generation does not exist in this

timeline at all period we'll get to that

a little bit later now taking not of

this now it decided in the credits of

that movie the executive producer

somebody of uh the Hasbro chair of

Executives Brian goldner the late Brian

gner and he passed on on October 11th

2021 we go from September 24th 2021 his

name in the credits and then nearly a

month later he was given the

ATS he was given he was asked so yeah

obviously just even I connected with his

soul and everything he had regrets about

G5 period as well as Pony life and the

Russian connections and just obviously

everybody there I forgot what this one

is oh yeah and then right following

Brian's death the course unfortunately

links with my birthday Russian attacks

Ukraine 2022

February yeah so we got all this going

on so I told you before we got the

connections Pony life and G5 Russian

license the movie came out the

the business chief executive Hasbro

passes on and then World War

I

period the timing and everything is so

important you got appreciate appreciate

that now let's take another note also

because I do have this file pulled up

tell it to the executives and guess

who's in the

picture ah and this C was made back in

2019

2019 and all this happened I talk to him

and then what

happened you think about that it's

divine time in regardless of what

happened or the possibility of Russia

influence like you know slipping a

little something this drink or

whatever now that's alternate time L but

obviously know what happened in this

time he wasn't feeling well in the

office so yeah that likelihood is still

there as well and then just yeah he had

his has cancer problem anyway sorry on

that just much appreciation for this ual

and realizing he was in the wrong in

regards to G5 and pony life and then

yeah much appreciate but it's also like

give an aible mention to these other two

I have for knowingly foresighted put

into this very

card Steve zeltic Executive Vice

President and Chief Information

officer and Lisa gers outside zy outside

zyber advisor former Chief Executive

officer noted Alexander Wang that's

where she she works at so yeah these top

three influential individuals right

there now moving forward back to what

happened shortly after Russia attacked

Ukraine all of those

sanctions over five well over 500

against Russia because you know

obviously Putin the Kremlin and all that

and the fact that Russia is literally

the modern modern day Babylon the

dragons the Kings I'll tell you I even

also on a connection with China's

government and all that Dragon shangin

the banana peel I'm quite aware of the

paper

protest and I do support those that

actually participate in that

protest they were against the government

and the Chinese government not perfect

just fortunately that's a minority out

the majority being more spiritual with

the Zen and Chinese zodiac and all that

good and all that authentically good

stuff anyway now let's talk about one re

one thing that came about from those

sanctions which this is true this is to

be the fate of MLP

G5 yeah several supermarkets and states

have removed the Russian made vodka the

vodka from their shells in response to

Russia's Invasion Ukraine you think

about that moment mhm mhm just mhm

I mean you got Russia that just being a

mad mad really mad bad bully against

Ukraine that one peace and good and then

what does Putin do he's like oh sure

I'll give you some more peace let's

negotiate and then let's do peace talks

but then guess what he attacks him again

he just he's constantly lying behind his

back he's got those fingers crossed

behind his back sheesh I mean

sh oh let me also just thr in there is

an horrible mention as well and in

relation to uh V Vladimir Putin Donald

Trump I mean the fact that all of you

were like uh you mis Chronicle me as

like president of the United States and

just being really bad arrogant and

everything I mean shoot I'm not freaking

Nazi I do not support Nazism I am a part

I am part ashkan and Jewish physically

and spiritually as well so I'm

multi-religious and look at this I'm

wearing this loud and proud you take

note of this pin right here you take not

of that pin I'm very proud of that and I

propose and support what is good life

powerered and

righteous it has nothing to do with the

political governments or whatever

misconceptions from hatred and demons

and devils and doubts y'all had and may

have I do these protests I do in this

right now because is divinely right and

so mlg5

nonexistent in this time Tim line

because that Empire life Russian

influence and Russia over 99% toxic it's

going to go down like

Babylon

period and I'll say one more

time Putin shall die by his own sword as

I had drawn while I was in jail for

knowingly anyway so getting back to this

now

obviously we got the details regards to

resuming friendship is Magic equest your

girls this you know the last three

episodes premature well actually episode

26 of season I totally premature um but

just 24 and 26 that two part um I'd see

give it a decent pass but it's like

totally that's why totally delayed on

watching any of those three episodes

period and just oh that now let's talk

in another details so even the AI

Microsoft Bank helped me out here so

let's look at the popular feelings about

Pony life now just obviously reception

of pony life yada yada

yada yeah

some yeah I mean just it's all like teen

teen signs

go yeah anyway it's just the whole

comparison and contrast but still

definitely avoids character

assassination and whatnot definitely Ry

on play but Point

life Russia influenced like G5

definitely but yeah after just watching

obnoxious obnoxious like Russia constant

streaming noise see AR La of cleverness

and

humor it's like Russia does not does not

want to promote any

cleverness period there's no it's just

no heart no soul and just if you know

anything about Russia and uh everything

that the government is over polluting

with them there's hardly any churches

over there they hardly and there's

hardly

any spiritual goodness no spiritual

accus uh

spiritual promotion in

that because they got because the

Russian government we're like no Soviet

Union no fortunately Soviet Union is

long gone right now but we still got get

rid Putin and Donald Trump they're going

to go down to the fire and brimstone

just as stated in the Bible

between Revelations and uh it's this the

last book in the Old

Testament God anyway I know the outcome

of that story we have just I've read it

and reread

it

yeah oh yeah but

yeah it is it is just overhead this is

lack equality in that and just that's

what rush is lack of authentic good

light powerered righteous quality

there's too much Evil Within that and I

got to support and give props to those

the minority that remain in Russia right

now that are good light powerered and

righteous stay strong the toxicity the

evil going

down now let's compare let's talk about

uh the the feelings of Chief five now of

course everybody has mid

feelings she look at this less positive

more

negative and just range of

emotions yeah anyway not assignment more

over rage just forget about G5 period it

does not exist and I'm not the only one

that feels this way even Dr Wolf is like

uh make you mark CH 5 is what exactly

and look at that expression of motion

right there that's on point and doesn't

know what it wants to be because it does

not exist

so there just no no I even mad munchkin

is like hell no it's sucks it sucks Gen

5 sucks she knows it Dr Wolf knows it

even lightning Bush took a look at it

but uh it's like final thoughts before

G5 movie release I mean she saw that

from a mile away too just it's face

like yeah so I'm not the only one and

that's talk about more recently because

they couldn't handle the truth equestri

daily acknowledge the fact that G5 does

not exist in the very timeline let's

take a closer look at that tweet because

that had been

[Music]

deleted does not exist yes I'm going to

read this out loud because all of you

should appreciate this as

well anything MLP G5 is simply not meant

to be the typical reasons include the

executives being money hungry

wanting something fresh and new and

competing with the likes of Disney with

video technology and all when they never

ever ever ever had to as well as laying

the original laying off the original

staff of MLP G4 to cut costs and whatnot

but more G5 was literally foretold By Me

and Everyone agrees after the fact that

it was to be simply awful and out of

place and this is not due to the quality

of art stories characters or whatever it

goes deeper metaphysically deeper as not

only there is a lot more to explore in

chronicle with Princess Ty Sparkle and

everyone else including the background

ponies of Equestria and Earth County

Equestria Girls because that is Canon

period including Dr Wolf and the OC's of

the phandom being literally Canon as

well and existent in Equestria

period friendship with magic and

Equestria Girls was perfect in quality

not counting the premature season 9

epode 26 future episode and the

additional Five Seasons that is to be

manifest that gives it better quality

because they are not to be influenced by

Russia I'm going to throw in China the

government of China in that as

well so it gets better quality from that

character growths and closures DJ Pon 3

does have a voice Jesse no whacking is

the PO perfect voice actor for her hands

down Dr Wolf lightning BL and the others

interact with everyone in Ponyville

caner lot and all Nic to ass you to have

unicorn half Sonu with dimensional and

psychic powers is there and has

personally worked with Twilight

interference as well this is not head

Cannon this is it is canon in this

timeline and in general period and the

resuming a G4 will only bring about be

peace and Order restoration with

everyone in general and metaphysically

and spiritually as well and on top of

that the executives have lost since G5

I've

began lost lost

lost pardon

me and they still have a chance to

redeem themselves and Hasbro by simply

cancelling G5 completely shelving it

like a ride off a like a ride off like

coyote versus acne present tense

removing G5 from all streaming services

and downloads and removing every single

trace of it from YouTube the fan base

should cease to produce or even talk

about G5 right this very instant and now

no more pins no more fan art nothing

nothing of

pip Sunny zip and all of them down in

the Fire and Flames the cleansing blue

flames and if they stick around and they

continue to linger just they go to fire

and brimstone

also this the fan obviously is by Will

and by Divine will and timing I know

this personally cuz I've connected with

literally through the universe core and

Matrix of our universe right here the

the core and Matrix of this very

timeline all the way to the alpha omega

point of all existance and its core

Matrix the definite source and beond

Bond so I know this unconsciously

subconsciously consciously and backed up

in all my cloud sies within the cosmos I

mean nobody has ever asked for G5 nor

even Pony life and now is the time more

than ever to resume G4 equestri Girls

and friendship as magic before

everything gets worse period This is not

just a feeling or opinion this is cold

heart fat from the literal core and

Matrix of this universe core and make

sure this timeline along with Divine

will and drama can go somewhere else

with the toxic ones that linger but in

short forget everything MLP G5 and pony

life right freaking now and no longer

and no longer acknowledge it because it

does not exist in this timeline and

encourage Hasbro to resume friendship

with magic and equest your girls right

freaking now divine order worldwide

peace peace of and within in the Brony

Community oh look at them they put G in

that as well somebody mped maybe I

mistyped that

anyway like well whatever within the B

community that I am a part of regardless

along with the authentic love that super

seeds greed money hatred and toxic

cities I mean sh shoot I was

acknowledged and you know what you got

the file I mean you saw the Tweet right

here I'm just asham I'm just sorry I

missed that tweet and they did not get a

chance to like

it but look at the page where all that

was on that very Page look and then

compareed with this like you know evil

for B significance l

b look at this significance

Bama this boy point I was right there I

was right there I was right

there H even Hasbro was like questiony

gave a whole bunch of knocks in the door

responds to that they're

[Music]

right you know what let's bring that

image right on it's just on point I to

it to those Executives and they checking

out then they they're like to question

daily but hey

no I turn it to the executives right now

the ones that remain you can't handle

that

truth so yeah it's divine will divine

told if G5 is not shelv right now when

when Hasbro has a chance to redeem

themselves during the limited time it's

just going to be divinely will and done

period with G4 being resumed with Adobe

Flash and all the original animation

programs no CG and nothing that came

about in the likes of pony life for

uh that Russian propaganda which is G5

as well as Pony life which that is also

Russian propaganda so yeah it i' be

dissolved destroyed totally wiped even

every single piece of merchandise

including any of those G5 towels that or

blanket as it was that was put in that

one leak that lightning Bush also

responded to it at one

point

yep well that was the violent time right

there so yeah let's zap it up to ex

stream I'll see y'all

[Music]

later

R redeem yourselves you know what to do

people Hasbro you know what to do

original staff of G4 hire them all back

get rid of everybody and everything G5

maybe bring some of them back on for

like uh guest details and whatnot for

the resuming of G4 John Deany has

Discord is going to be like okay I'm

sorry so this future episode of uh that

was premiered at the end of season 9

yeah I'm sorry that's not canon right

now so we're going to take you back to

the earlier time when Princess Twilight

had actually just made it into being

princess of Equestria oh and I will

admit Luna and Celestia they still do

their sun and Dream Work despite taking

retirement there's no escaping their

Divine duties

period yeah obviously go with the

original Ry and as John Delany will

really support that guy by the

way I'm going to make this reference one

more time because of silver quill so

what about Discord what about him no the

episode what you think of the episode

what about Discord what about him that's

just so funny on Loop but still

appropriate all right yall take care

have a blessed safe day let's do this

it's divinely timed and will and rightly

so light powered good

righteousness
}}

== Notes ==

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2024]]

Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff

2024-09-05T21:22:17Z

Saltwatertaffy:

'''Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff''' is a video Chris uploaded on 18 [[March 2024]], where he rants about ''[[My Little Pony: Pony Life]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark]]'', trying to conclusively prove that the Generation 5 [[My Little Pony]] is, in fact, [[Russia|Russian]] propaganda. This is perhaps Chris at his most [[Conspiracy Theories|tin-foil hat-est]], with him drawing numerous connections between wholly unrelated things, including MLP being licensed to release in Russia, the death of a Hasbro higher-up from cancer, and some American supermarkets pulling Russian-made vodka as proof that G5 and ''Pony Life'' are intended as pro-Russian propaganda that would paint their invasion of Ukraine in a positive light. He also flip-flops between saying MLP G5 is Russian propaganda, and that it doesn't exist at all (in this timeline), theoretically mutually exclusive things. He notably uses this very [[CWCki]] as source, in addition to [[Wikipedia]], [[Reddit]] and the fan wiki for My Little Pony. He reveals his Reddit account as u/VirtualActuator7381.

==Video==
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===Description===
{{quotebox|As Foreknown and confirmed with research, MLPG5 And Pony Life not only are really bad, and that they do not exist in this Timeline, but they all were originally Licensed By Russia. Truth, direct and addressed.}}

==Transcript==

[''deep breath''] Hey everybody, [[Messiah complex|Jesus Christ]]-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime once again, right here, and today, [''clap''] we're delving into, the why, as we have confirmed, and also preminursed - premonitionary details - '''I HAVE KNOWN''' THIS ENTIRE TIME... ''why''... MLP G5... and even Pony Life... no good! No good. Just, no good. So, that being said, hm, as I'm finally gonna ex- tell y'all right now in a video, and... it's already been noted worldwide and it's been popularly overwhrurmed, you know what, even some, they just-they essentially-they ack-they spedacknowitch and they appreciate, but then it's like...

<big>'''[[Wikipedia:A Few Good Men|THEY COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!]] AND NEITHER COULD YOU, YOU FAKERS AND HATERS AND TOXIC DARKEST SINNERS!'''</big> I'm shedding light and truth!

Very good, very divine, ahhhhh... alright, now, let's get down to it.

Alright, so let's- so let's get down for the starters. We're essentially, I just forse-I foresaw even before Pony Life and long before My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 9 Episode ''24''. Because obviously I just knew it before, I knew the Episode 26 of that season was just [''snap''] no good. Luster Dawn, non-existent, and future tense, too premature. And why? Heh, it all becomes shortly as we process through this lovely set. So, let's start with right here with my expansion pack from within an expansion pack. This, lovely [[YES_to_MLPFiMSeasons10to14|YES to MLPFiM Seasons 10 to 14]], it's a mini-expansion that was put in with Night Star and Friends Expansion Pack of [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|Secret Shipfic Folder]].

(''grunt'') And obviously, yeah, we are gonna get Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls '''re. sumed.''' Without the influence of ''that country'', in question, that started the war recently, and there's all those sanctions and everything. Hm. Anyway. So we've got all those cards. But yeah, I made this within 2-within the year 2019, that's your little reference point. But yeah, obviously, I just, was able to foretell everything, I knew this beforehand, and I said explicitly over and over again, and obviously just... heh. We know your game, you greedy corporate excuses and everything. I mean, [[Night Star]] is saying that, not me, Night Star. But then obviously, heh, I'm there, I'm giving my share of, my two points, my two bolts in the heart about it as well. [''deep breath''] Huh. Anyway. [''deep breath''] Yeah.

There's, appreciate this moment and where we are right now. We're gonna get, Equestria Girls, ''and'' Friendship is Magic resumed. But now, let's dive deeper. Alright, so I found these back on February... 22nd, upon further exploration and confirmation of all that. So I ended up finding this Reddit page, where... let's just, I mean... well, past tense. Still there. Anyway. So obviously we got this, uh, media right here. Uh, the marketing calendar. Now, this was posted three years ago, obviously. Of course, it includes Pony Life. And obviously you got, the people... oh yeah. What's the original source used by the Rubbsian website? This screenshot doesn't exactly seem... scream "official communication", '''darn right'''. And he, and this guy found on an account that, has been posting the offic-, all the official, n-news of that... of the... Russian propaganda there. But yeah, not faked, it's- [jibberish]. Anyway, he also found a reference to this, which, there's a website to the Russian illegality, but of course, then, the PDF, which I have open right here, of all the screenca - the scaps all this media. So we got all this, and then right underneath... yeah. Look at the Russian. Look at all the Russian there. And it's been closed down, the website that we'll go to in a moment, where, Pony Life and G5 '''Russian license.''' B- and of course, uh, you'll know all these... continued Russian... even this. And that. And of course that. And, even just these... all that. Now let's go back here for a moment and I'll tell you again... so... yeah, uh, here we go. "Though, I'm still puzzled why there's a ''Russian'' MLP flier before, [''high pitched''] '''''before''''', we can see an ''English'' one." Yeah, but we also got news, from Russia about, the, movie and the fact there would be an hour-long special. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so, there's those details. Now on this website, they even cited that, uh, oh yeah, right here, September 17th, 2020, there's no allegedleh, there's no allegedly, it's fact, it's just fact, they attended the Rush-oh, Rushing license summit. So yeah. And with that, G-Pony Life and G5, ''totally Russian'' '''''licensed!'''''

Now let's take another note also from right here. So, September 4th, 24th, 2021, was when that, fe, when that film, was released, this generation does not exist in this timeline, at all. Period. We'll get to that a little bit later. Now, take a note of this, now. It is I- In the credits of that movie, the executive producer, somebody of uh, the Hasbro chair of executives, Brian Gohner. The late [[Wikipedia:Brian Goldner|Brian Goldner]]. And, he passed on on October 11th, 2021. We go from September 24th, 2001, his name in the credits, and nearly a month later, he was given the ax. He was given - he was asked. So yeah obviously just, even I connected with his soul and everything, he had '''regrets'''. About G5, period, as well as Pony Life, ''and'' the Russian connections. And just obviously, everybody there. I forget what this one is. Oh yeah, and then, right. Following Ryan's death in the courts unfortunately, links with [[Christian Love Day|my birthday]], Russia attacks Ukraine, 2022 February. Yeah. So we got all this going on. So, ''I told you before'', [[Conspiracy theories|we got the connections,]] Pony Life and G5, Russian license, the movie came out, the, the business chief executive of Hasbro passes on, and then, World War III. Period. The timing and everything is so important, you guys, appreciate that, app-reciate that.

Now let's take another note, also, cause I do have this file pulled up. [[:File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|"Telling it to the Executives"]]. And guess who's in the picture! Huh! And this card was made back in 2019! 2019! And, all this happened. I told it to him, and it, [''raspberry''] what happened. You think about that. It's divine timing, regardless of what happened, or the possibility of Russia influence - like you know, [[Wikipedia:Poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko|slipping a little something in his drink or whatever]]. The-that's an alternate timeline. But obviously you know what happened in this time. He wasn't feeling well in the office, so yeah that likelihood is still there as well, and then just, [''blowing air''] but yeah he had, he had his cancer problem. Anyway, sorry, on that, just much appreciation for this individual, and realizing that he was in the wrong in regards to G5 and Pony Life. And then, yeah. Much appreciate. But it's also, like, give an honorable mention to these other two, I had foreknowingly - foresightedly put into this very card. Steve Zoltick, executive vice president and chief information officer, and Lisa Gersh, outside zybe- [[Computers|outside zyber advisor]], former chief executive off-officer, noted Alexander Wang, that's where, she als- that's where she works at. So yeah. These top three, influential individuals right there.

Now, moving forward, back to what happened shortly after Russia attacked Ukraine, all of those '''sanctions'''. Over five- well over five hundred against Russia, because you know, obviously, Putin, the Kremlin, and all that, and the fact Russia is literally the modern day Babylon. The dragons, the kings. I'll tell you what, even, I'll throw in a connection with China's government and all that. Dragon. Xi Jinping, the banana peel. I'm quite aware of the [[Wikipedia:2022 COVID-19 Protests in China|paper protest]]. And I do support those - I actually participate in that protest. They were against the government and the Chinese government, not perfect. Just, fortunately, that's a minority out of the majority, [[Chris_and_race#Asians|being more spiritual]], with the [[Meditation|zen]] and Chinese [[zodiac]], and all that good - all that authentically good stuff. Anyway. Now, let's talk about one reas- one thing that came about from those sanctions, which, this is true, this is to be the fate of MLP G5, (''heavy breath'') yeah. ''Several'' supermarkets and states have removed the Russian made [[Chris_and_drugs#Alcohol|vodka]], the '''vodka''', from their shelves in response to Russia's invasion of Ukraine. You think about that moment. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Just. Mm-hm. I mean, you've got Russia that, just, being a bad, mad, really mad, bad bully against Ukraine, that wanted peace and good. And then what does Putin do? He's like [''comedy voice''] "Oh sure, I'll give you some more peace! Let's negotiate!" and then "Let's do peace talks!" but then guess what? (''punch'') He attacks them again. He's just, he's constantly lying behind his back, he's got those fingers crossed behind his back. Sheesh, I mean shoot. Heh. Oh, let me also just throw in this as an honorable mention, as well in relation to Vlad-I mean Vladimir Putin - [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. I mean the fact that all of you were like, uh, you mischronicle me as like, President of the United States, and just being really bad, arrogant, and everything, I mean shoot. [[Get_Out,_You_D***_Nazis|I am not a freaking Nazi]]. I do not support Nazism. I am a part, I am part [[CWC Ancestry|Ashkanansin [sic] Jewish]], physically, and spiritually as well, [[Chris and religion|so I'm multi-religious]]. And look at this! I'm wearing this loud and proud! You take note of this pin right here. You take note of that pin. I am very proud of that. And I propose and support what is good, light-powered, and righteous. It has nothing to do with the political governments, or whatever misconceptions from hatred and demons and devils and doubts y'all have and may have. I do these protests, I'm doing this right now, because it is divinely right and sold. MLP G5, '''''non'''''-existent in this timeline, ''because'' that and Pony Life, Russian influenced, and Russia, over 99% '''toxic'''. It's gonna go down like '''Babylon.''' Period. And I'll say one more time, Putin shall die by his own sword, as I have drawn while I was in jail. Foreknowingly.

Anyway, so getting back to this, now, obviously, we got the details in gards to resuming Friendship is Magic Equestria Girls. Just, you know the last three episodes, premature. Well actually, episode 26 of season 9, totally premature, but just 24 and 26, that two-parter. Um, I'd say I'd give it a decent pass, but it's like ''weh'', totally, that's why totally delayed on watching any of those three episodes, period. Hm. And, just, hold that. Now let's talk another detail. So even - the AI Microsoft bank helped me out here, so let's look at the popular feelings about Pony Life. Now just obviously, reception of Pony Life, yadda yadda yadda, yeah, some, yeah I mean just, something like Teen - Teen Titans Go, yeah, anyway, it's just the whole comparison and contrast. But still, definitely avoids character assassination, and what not. Definitely right on point. But Pony Life - Russia influenced, like G5, definitely. But after just watching... obnoxious - obnoxious like Russia. [[Chris and oratory|Constant stream of noise]], [[Chris and Art|zany art style]], and [[Things Chris has Ripped Off|lack of cleverness]] and [[Random Access Humor|humor]]... heh. It's like Russia does not an, does not want to promote any cleverness. Period. There's no... there's just no heart, no soul, and autistic- if you know anything about Russia, and uh, every time that the government is over-polluting with the - [[Chris and religion|there's hardly any churches over there!]] They hardly... and there's hardly any spiritual goodness, no spiritual accus- uh, spiritual promotion in that... because, the gov- uh, the Russian government, were like no. The Soviet Union, no. Fortunately, the Soviet Union is long gone for right now, but we still gotta get rid of Putin, and Donald Trump. They gotta go down to the fire and brimstone. Just as stated in the Bible between... Revelations and, uh, Exodus, the last book in the Old Testament<ref>Exodus is the ''second'' book of the Old Testament. The actual last book of the Old Testament is [[Wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi]], which does not speak about damnation and "fire and brimstone", and it certainly doesn't name-drop Trump and Putin some 2500 years before they were born. That Chris missed something as obvious as the fact that Exodus comes before Revelations, the ''last'' book of the Bible, throws doubt on his claim that he's some kind of biblical scholar.</ref>. God. Anyway. I know the outcome of that story. You have to... I've read it and reread it. So yeah. Oh yeah. But yeah. It is... it is just overhead. There's just lack of quality in that. And just that's what Russia is. Lack of authentic, good, light-powered, righteous, quality. Just too much evil within that. And I gotta support and give props to those of the minority that remain in Russia right now that are good, light-powered, and righteous. Stay strong, the toxicity, the evil, '''going down!'''

Now let's compare - let's talk about the pop-, the feelings of G5. Now, of course everyone has mixed feelings... Jeez. Look at this - less positive, more negative. Eh. Just, range of emotions. Yeah. Anyway. Not excitement, moreover rage. Just forget about G5. Period. It does not exist! And I'm not the only one that feels this way! Even [[Dr. Wolf]] is like, "Make Your Mark Chapter 5 is..." What exactly? And look at that expression of emotion right there! That's on point. And... doesn't know what it wants to be, because it does not exist! So there. Just, no, no. And even [[Mad Munchkin]] is like "Hell no!" It sucks! It sucks! Gen 5 sucks! She knows it! Dr. Wolf knows it. Even Lightning Bliss took a look at it, but, uh, it's like "Final thoughts before G5 movie release", I mean, she saw that from a mile away too, just... especially on places like... Yeah. So, I'm not the only one.

And let's talk about more recently, because '''''THEY COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!''''' [[Equestria Daily]] acknowledged the fact that G5 doesn't exist in the very timeline. Let's take a closer look at that Tweet, because that had been deleted. Mm-hm. Does not exist, yes! I'm gonna read this out loud, cause all of you should appreciate this as well.

"Anything [[MLP G5]] is simply not meant to be. The typical reasons include the executives being [[Financhu Crisis|money-hungry,]] wanting something "Fresh and New", and competing with the likes of Disney with the video technology and all when they never, ever, ever, ever, had to, as well as laying off the original staff of MLP G4 to cut costs and whatnot. But moreover, G5 was literally foretold, by me, and everyone agrees after the fact, that it was to be simply awful and out of place. And this is not due to quality of art, story, characters, or whatever. It goes deeper, metaphysically deeper, as not only there is a lot more to explore and chronicle with Princess Twilight Sparkle and everyone else, including the background ponies, of Equestria and Earth (counting [[Equestria Girls]], because that IS canon, period), including [[DRWolf|Doctor Wolf]] and the [[OCs]] of the fandom being literally canon. And existent in Equestria, period.

[[Friendship is Magic]] and Equestria Girls was perfect in quality, Not counting the premature Season 9, Episode 26 "Future" episode, and the additional five seasons that is to be manifested that gives it better quality, because they are not to be influenced by Russia, eh, I'm gonna throw in China, the government of China in that as well, so it gets better quality from that, character growths and closures. [[Vinyl Scratch|DJ Pon3]] has a voice ([[Nowacking|Jesse Nowacking]] is the poised perfect voice actor for her, hands down), Dr. Wolf, Lightning Bliss and the others interact with everyone in Ponyville, Canterlot and all. Nightstar Sonichu, the Half-Unicorn, Half-Sonichu, with dimensional and psychic powers is there and has personally worked with Twilight and her friends as well. This is not "head-canon", this IS, it IS canon in this timeline, and in general, period.

And the resuming of G4 will only bring about better peace and order restoration with everyone, in general, and metaphysically, and spiritually as well. And on top of that, the executives have lost since G5 began, [[Chris and Death|LOST, LOST, LOST,]] pardon me. And they still have the chance to redeem themselves and Hasbro by simply cancelling G5, completely shelving it (like a write- like a write-off like [[Wikipedia:Coyote Vs. Acme|Coyote Vs Acme]], present tense), removing G5 from all streaming services and downloads and removing every single trace of it from YouTube. The fanbase should cease to produce or even talk about G5 right this very instant and now, no more pins, no more fanart, nothing! Nothing of ''Pip''... S-Sunny... Zip and all them. '''Down in the fire and flames!''' The cleansing blue flames! And if they stick around, if they like, continue to linger, they just [''raspberry''] they go in the fire and brimstone also. [''deep breaths''] This, the fan... obviously, it is by Divine Will and Timing. I know this, personally, cause I've connected with literally... through the universe core and matrix of our universe right here, the u- the core and matrix of this very timeline, all the way to the alpha-omega point of all existence and its core and matrix. ''''The'''' definite source and beyond. So I know this unconsciously, subconsciously, consciously and backed up with all my cloud scythes within the cosmos. I mean, '''NOBODY''' has ever asked for G5 nor even Pony Life, and now is the time, more than ever to resume G4, Equestria Girls and Friendship is Magic, before everything gets worse, period. This is not just a feeling, or opinion, this is cold hard fact. From the literal core and matrix of this universe, core and matrix of this timeline, along with divine will. And drama can go somewhere else with the toxic ones that linger. But in short, forget everything MLP G5 and Pony Life, right freaking now, and the longer - no longer acknowledge it, because it does not exist in this timeline, and had-courage Hasbro to resume Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls right freaking now. Divine order. Worldwide peace. Peace of and... within the Brony community... [[Chris_and_English#Spelling|oh, look at them, they put a G in that as well, some like, maybe I mistyped it,]] anyway, like, eh, whatever within the Brony community that I am a part of regardless, along with the authentic love that superceeds greed, money, hatred and toxicities."

I mean, shish-shoot. I was acknowledged, and, you know what, you've got the file, I mean you saw the Tweet right here, I'm just ashamed - I'm just sorry I missed that Tweet that day and did not get a chance to like it. But look at the page where all of that was on. That very page. Look. And then, compare it with this, like you know, "Evil for Ban", and "Significance of Lyra and Bon Bon", and look at this. "Significance of Lyra and Bon Bon", this bullet point! I was right there! I was right there! I was right there. Heh. Even Hasbro was like, can, "Equestria Greatly", gave a whole bunch of knocks on the door in response to that, they're like, [''grunting''] You know what? Let's bring that image right on. It's just on point. I TOLD IT TO THOSE EXECUTIVES, AND THEY CHICKENED OUT! Then they... and they're like to Equestria Daily... but hey no. Hm. I'm telling it to the executives right now, the ones that remain, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! So yeah, it's divine will, divine told. And if G5 is not shelved right now, when, when Hasbro has a chance to redo- redeem themselves, during the limited time, it's just gonna be divinely willed and done period, with G4 being resumed, with Adobe Flash, and all the original animation programs. No CG, and nothing that came about in the likes of Pony Life... or uh... that Russian propaganda, which is G5, as well as Pony Life, which that is also Russian propaganda. So yeah, it outta be dissolved, destroyed, totally wiped, even every single piece of merchandise, including ''any'' of those G5 '''towels''', that, or blankets, as it were, if it was, put in that one leak, that Lightning Bliss also responded to at that one point. [''sigh'']

Ayyyup. [''Sonic sound''] Well, that was divinely timed right there. Ha ha. So yeah, let's zap it up to the extreme, I'll see you all later. Hm.

Mm hm. Mm hm. Mm hm. R-redeem yourselves. You know what to do, people at Hasbro. You know what to do. Original staff of G4. Hire them all back. Get rid of everybody and everything G5. Maybe bring some of them back on for like, uh, guest details and what not for the resuming of G4, [[Wikipedia:John de Lancie|John de Lancie]], as [[My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_is_Magic#Discord|Discord]], is gonna be like "Okay, I'm sorry. So, this future episode that premiered at the end of Season 9, hm, yeah, I'm sorry, that's not canon right now, so we're gonna take you back, to the earlier time when, Princess Twilight had actually just made it in, to being Princess of El- Equestria. Oh, and I will admit: Luna and Celestia, they still do their sun and dream work, despite taking retirement. [[Chris and work|There's no escaping their divine duties, period.]] Yeah. Obviously. Go with the original writing. And as John de Lancie well, really support that guy by the way. He he. [[Random Access Humor|I'm gonna make this reference one more time, cause it will, it'll still work well.]] "So, what about Discord?" "What about him?" "No, the episode. What'd you think of the episode? What about Discord?" "What about him?" He he ha. That's just so funny on loop. It's still appropriate. Alright. Y'all take care, a blessed safe day. Let's do this. It's divinely timed, and willed, and rightly so. Light-powered, good, righteousness. [''snap'']

==Raw Captions==
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|hey everybody Jesus CHR Western Channel

San Brian once again right here and

today we're delving into the why as we

have confirmed and also Prem premonition

details I have known this entire

time why MLP

G5 and even Pony

life no good no

good just no good so that being said as

I'm finally going to tell y'all right

now in a video

and it's already been noted worldwide

and it's been popularly overwhelming you

know what even some they just

essentially they it's been it knowledge

and appreciate but then it's like they

couldn't handle the truth and neither

could you you fakers and haters and

toxic darkest siners I'm shedding light

and Truth very good very Divine oh

all right well let's get down to it all

right so let's so let's get down for the

starters where essentially I just for I

foresaw it even before Pony life and

long before Milo P French Magic season 9

episode

24 because obviously I just knew and for

knew the episode 26 of that season was

just no good ler done nonexistent and

future tense to premature and why it'll

be come shortly as we process through

this lovely set so let's start with

right here with my expansion pack from

within an expansion pack this lovely yes

fop and I am Seasons 10 to 14 it's a

mini expansion that was put in with

night star friends expansion pack of

secret ship fake

folder and obviously yeah we are going

to get f is Magic and equestri Girls

resumed without the influence of that

country in question that started the war

recently and there's s those sanctions

and

everything

anyway so we got all these cards but

yeah I made this within two within the

year 2019 that's their little reference

point but yeah obviously I just was able

to for tell everything I knew this

beforehand and I said it's Bally over

and over again and obviously just

no we know your game you great corporate

excuses and everything I mean night star

is saying that not me night star but

then

obviously I'm there I'm giving my share

of my two points and my two bolts in the

heart about it as

well

anyway

yeah just appreciate this moment and

where we are right now we're going to

get equest girls and friendship is Magic

resumed

but now let's dive deeper all right so I

found these back on February

22nd upon further exploration and

confirmation of all that so I end up

finding this Reddit page where let's

just I mean well past tense still there

anyway so obviously you got this uh

media right here the marketing

calendar now this was posted three years

ago obviously of course includes Pony

life

and obviously we got the people oh yeah

what's the original Source used by the

Ruban website the screenshot doesn't

exactly see scream official

communication darn right and he and this

guy found on an account that has been

posting on the

official news of that of the Russian

propaganda there but yeah not

fake anyway he also found the references

which there's a website to the Russian

legality but of course then the PDF

which I have open right here of all the

screen Cap Caps all this media so we got

all this and then right underneath yeah

look at the Russian look at all the

Russia

there and it's been posted on the

website that we'll go to in a moment

where Pony life and G5 Russian license

and of course you'll know all these

continued Russian even

this and

that of course that

that and even just these all that now

let's go back here for a moment not say

you again

so yeah oh here we go though I'm still

puzzled why there's a Russian MLP flyer

before before we could see an English

one yeah but we also got news from

Russia about the movie and the fact that

there would be an hourong special

yeah yeah anyway so there's those

details now on this website they even

cited that oh yeah right here September

17th 2020 there's no allegedly there's

no allegedly it's fat it's just fat they

attended the rush on rushing license

Summit so yeah and with that g py life

and G5 totally Russian licensed now

let's take another note also from right

here so September 4 24th 2021 was when

that when that film was released this

generation does not exist in this

timeline at all period we'll get to that

a little bit later now taking not of

this now it decided in the credits of

that movie the executive producer

somebody of uh the Hasbro chair of

Executives Brian goldner the late Brian

gner and he passed on on October 11th

2021 we go from September 24th 2021 his

name in the credits and then nearly a

month later he was given the

ATS he was given he was asked so yeah

obviously just even I connected with his

soul and everything he had regrets about

G5 period as well as Pony life and the

Russian connections and just obviously

everybody there I forgot what this one

is oh yeah and then right following

Brian's death the course unfortunately

links with my birthday Russian attacks

Ukraine 2022

February yeah so we got all this going

on so I told you before we got the

connections Pony life and G5 Russian

license the movie came out the

the business chief executive Hasbro

passes on and then World War

I

period the timing and everything is so

important you got appreciate appreciate

that now let's take another note also

because I do have this file pulled up

tell it to the executives and guess

who's in the

picture ah and this C was made back in

2019

2019 and all this happened I talk to him

and then what

happened you think about that it's

divine time in regardless of what

happened or the possibility of Russia

influence like you know slipping a

little something this drink or

whatever now that's alternate time L but

obviously know what happened in this

time he wasn't feeling well in the

office so yeah that likelihood is still

there as well and then just yeah he had

his has cancer problem anyway sorry on

that just much appreciation for this ual

and realizing he was in the wrong in

regards to G5 and pony life and then

yeah much appreciate but it's also like

give an aible mention to these other two

I have for knowingly foresighted put

into this very

card Steve zeltic Executive Vice

President and Chief Information

officer and Lisa gers outside zy outside

zyber advisor former Chief Executive

officer noted Alexander Wang that's

where she she works at so yeah these top

three influential individuals right

there now moving forward back to what

happened shortly after Russia attacked

Ukraine all of those

sanctions over five well over 500

against Russia because you know

obviously Putin the Kremlin and all that

and the fact that Russia is literally

the modern modern day Babylon the

dragons the Kings I'll tell you I even

also on a connection with China's

government and all that Dragon shangin

the banana peel I'm quite aware of the

paper

protest and I do support those that

actually participate in that

protest they were against the government

and the Chinese government not perfect

just fortunately that's a minority out

the majority being more spiritual with

the Zen and Chinese zodiac and all that

good and all that authentically good

stuff anyway now let's talk about one re

one thing that came about from those

sanctions which this is true this is to

be the fate of MLP

G5 yeah several supermarkets and states

have removed the Russian made vodka the

vodka from their shells in response to

Russia's Invasion Ukraine you think

about that moment mhm mhm just mhm

I mean you got Russia that just being a

mad mad really mad bad bully against

Ukraine that one peace and good and then

what does Putin do he's like oh sure

I'll give you some more peace let's

negotiate and then let's do peace talks

but then guess what he attacks him again

he just he's constantly lying behind his

back he's got those fingers crossed

behind his back sheesh I mean

sh oh let me also just thr in there is

an horrible mention as well and in

relation to uh V Vladimir Putin Donald

Trump I mean the fact that all of you

were like uh you mis Chronicle me as

like president of the United States and

just being really bad arrogant and

everything I mean shoot I'm not freaking

Nazi I do not support Nazism I am a part

I am part ashkan and Jewish physically

and spiritually as well so I'm

multi-religious and look at this I'm

wearing this loud and proud you take

note of this pin right here you take not

of that pin I'm very proud of that and I

propose and support what is good life

powerered and

righteous it has nothing to do with the

political governments or whatever

misconceptions from hatred and demons

and devils and doubts y'all had and may

have I do these protests I do in this

right now because is divinely right and

so mlg5

nonexistent in this time Tim line

because that Empire life Russian

influence and Russia over 99% toxic it's

going to go down like

Babylon

period and I'll say one more

time Putin shall die by his own sword as

I had drawn while I was in jail for

knowingly anyway so getting back to this

now

obviously we got the details regards to

resuming friendship is Magic equest your

girls this you know the last three

episodes premature well actually episode

26 of season I totally premature um but

just 24 and 26 that two part um I'd see

give it a decent pass but it's like

totally that's why totally delayed on

watching any of those three episodes

period and just oh that now let's talk

in another details so even the AI

Microsoft Bank helped me out here so

let's look at the popular feelings about

Pony life now just obviously reception

of pony life yada yada

yada yeah

some yeah I mean just it's all like teen

teen signs

go yeah anyway it's just the whole

comparison and contrast but still

definitely avoids character

assassination and whatnot definitely Ry

on play but Point

life Russia influenced like G5

definitely but yeah after just watching

obnoxious obnoxious like Russia constant

streaming noise see AR La of cleverness

and

humor it's like Russia does not does not

want to promote any

cleverness period there's no it's just

no heart no soul and just if you know

anything about Russia and uh everything

that the government is over polluting

with them there's hardly any churches

over there they hardly and there's

hardly

any spiritual goodness no spiritual

accus uh

spiritual promotion in

that because they got because the

Russian government we're like no Soviet

Union no fortunately Soviet Union is

long gone right now but we still got get

rid Putin and Donald Trump they're going

to go down to the fire and brimstone

just as stated in the Bible

between Revelations and uh it's this the

last book in the Old

Testament God anyway I know the outcome

of that story we have just I've read it

and reread

it

yeah oh yeah but

yeah it is it is just overhead this is

lack equality in that and just that's

what rush is lack of authentic good

light powerered righteous quality

there's too much Evil Within that and I

got to support and give props to those

the minority that remain in Russia right

now that are good light powerered and

righteous stay strong the toxicity the

evil going

down now let's compare let's talk about

uh the the feelings of Chief five now of

course everybody has mid

feelings she look at this less positive

more

negative and just range of

emotions yeah anyway not assignment more

over rage just forget about G5 period it

does not exist and I'm not the only one

that feels this way even Dr Wolf is like

uh make you mark CH 5 is what exactly

and look at that expression of motion

right there that's on point and doesn't

know what it wants to be because it does

not exist

so there just no no I even mad munchkin

is like hell no it's sucks it sucks Gen

5 sucks she knows it Dr Wolf knows it

even lightning Bush took a look at it

but uh it's like final thoughts before

G5 movie release I mean she saw that

from a mile away too just it's face

like yeah so I'm not the only one and

that's talk about more recently because

they couldn't handle the truth equestri

daily acknowledge the fact that G5 does

not exist in the very timeline let's

take a closer look at that tweet because

that had been

[Music]

deleted does not exist yes I'm going to

read this out loud because all of you

should appreciate this as

well anything MLP G5 is simply not meant

to be the typical reasons include the

executives being money hungry

wanting something fresh and new and

competing with the likes of Disney with

video technology and all when they never

ever ever ever had to as well as laying

the original laying off the original

staff of MLP G4 to cut costs and whatnot

but more G5 was literally foretold By Me

and Everyone agrees after the fact that

it was to be simply awful and out of

place and this is not due to the quality

of art stories characters or whatever it

goes deeper metaphysically deeper as not

only there is a lot more to explore in

chronicle with Princess Ty Sparkle and

everyone else including the background

ponies of Equestria and Earth County

Equestria Girls because that is Canon

period including Dr Wolf and the OC's of

the phandom being literally Canon as

well and existent in Equestria

period friendship with magic and

Equestria Girls was perfect in quality

not counting the premature season 9

epode 26 future episode and the

additional Five Seasons that is to be

manifest that gives it better quality

because they are not to be influenced by

Russia I'm going to throw in China the

government of China in that as

well so it gets better quality from that

character growths and closures DJ Pon 3

does have a voice Jesse no whacking is

the PO perfect voice actor for her hands

down Dr Wolf lightning BL and the others

interact with everyone in Ponyville

caner lot and all Nic to ass you to have

unicorn half Sonu with dimensional and

psychic powers is there and has

personally worked with Twilight

interference as well this is not head

Cannon this is it is canon in this

timeline and in general period and the

resuming a G4 will only bring about be

peace and Order restoration with

everyone in general and metaphysically

and spiritually as well and on top of

that the executives have lost since G5

I've

began lost lost

lost pardon

me and they still have a chance to

redeem themselves and Hasbro by simply

cancelling G5 completely shelving it

like a ride off a like a ride off like

coyote versus acne present tense

removing G5 from all streaming services

and downloads and removing every single

trace of it from YouTube the fan base

should cease to produce or even talk

about G5 right this very instant and now

no more pins no more fan art nothing

nothing of

pip Sunny zip and all of them down in

the Fire and Flames the cleansing blue

flames and if they stick around and they

continue to linger just they go to fire

and brimstone

also this the fan obviously is by Will

and by Divine will and timing I know

this personally cuz I've connected with

literally through the universe core and

Matrix of our universe right here the

the core and Matrix of this very

timeline all the way to the alpha omega

point of all existance and its core

Matrix the definite source and beond

Bond so I know this unconsciously

subconsciously consciously and backed up

in all my cloud sies within the cosmos I

mean nobody has ever asked for G5 nor

even Pony life and now is the time more

than ever to resume G4 equestri Girls

and friendship as magic before

everything gets worse period This is not

just a feeling or opinion this is cold

heart fat from the literal core and

Matrix of this universe core and make

sure this timeline along with Divine

will and drama can go somewhere else

with the toxic ones that linger but in

short forget everything MLP G5 and pony

life right freaking now and no longer

and no longer acknowledge it because it

does not exist in this timeline and

encourage Hasbro to resume friendship

with magic and equest your girls right

freaking now divine order worldwide

peace peace of and within in the Brony

Community oh look at them they put G in

that as well somebody mped maybe I

mistyped that

anyway like well whatever within the B

community that I am a part of regardless

along with the authentic love that super

seeds greed money hatred and toxic

cities I mean sh shoot I was

acknowledged and you know what you got

the file I mean you saw the Tweet right

here I'm just asham I'm just sorry I

missed that tweet and they did not get a

chance to like

it but look at the page where all that

was on that very Page look and then

compareed with this like you know evil

for B significance l

b look at this significance

Bama this boy point I was right there I

was right there I was right

there H even Hasbro was like questiony

gave a whole bunch of knocks in the door

responds to that they're

[Music]

right you know what let's bring that

image right on it's just on point I to

it to those Executives and they checking

out then they they're like to question

daily but hey

no I turn it to the executives right now

the ones that remain you can't handle

that

truth so yeah it's divine will divine

told if G5 is not shelv right now when

when Hasbro has a chance to redeem

themselves during the limited time it's

just going to be divinely will and done

period with G4 being resumed with Adobe

Flash and all the original animation

programs no CG and nothing that came

about in the likes of pony life for

uh that Russian propaganda which is G5

as well as Pony life which that is also

Russian propaganda so yeah it i' be

dissolved destroyed totally wiped even

every single piece of merchandise

including any of those G5 towels that or

blanket as it was that was put in that

one leak that lightning Bush also

responded to it at one

point

yep well that was the violent time right

there so yeah let's zap it up to ex

stream I'll see y'all

[Music]

later

R redeem yourselves you know what to do

people Hasbro you know what to do

original staff of G4 hire them all back

get rid of everybody and everything G5

maybe bring some of them back on for

like uh guest details and whatnot for

the resuming of G4 John Deany has

Discord is going to be like okay I'm

sorry so this future episode of uh that

was premiered at the end of season 9

yeah I'm sorry that's not canon right

now so we're going to take you back to

the earlier time when Princess Twilight

had actually just made it into being

princess of Equestria oh and I will

admit Luna and Celestia they still do

their sun and Dream Work despite taking

retirement there's no escaping their

Divine duties

period yeah obviously go with the

original Ry and as John Delany will

really support that guy by the

way I'm going to make this reference one

more time because of silver quill so

what about Discord what about him no the

episode what you think of the episode

what about Discord what about him that's

just so funny on Loop but still

appropriate all right yall take care

have a blessed safe day let's do this

it's divinely timed and will and rightly

so light powered good

righteousness
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Zodiac

2024-09-05T01:29:50Z

Saltwatertaffy:

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[[File:12Oct2020 GoldenDiscArt.jpg|thumb|200px|A Golden Disc Chris drew featuring Zodiac signs.]]

'''Zodiac''' is a form of astrology. It is known for astrological signs. It is a part of New Age spirituality. Chris is a fan of zodiac mythology.

==Chris's Zodiac==
[[Chris]] being born on 24 February is a '''Pisces'''. '''Pisces''' is Latin for [[I Got A Fish|'fishes']] and therefore the zodiac is associated with water as the ruler of this zodiac sign is Neptune the Roman God of the Sea.

According to Chris, he was born at approximately 5:30 AM at Martha Jefferson Hospital in [[Charlottesville, VA]]. <ref> [[Chris's Wikipedia profile]] </ref> Using this information, we can determine Chris's birth chart.

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Chris's birth chart
|-
! Planet !! Astrology Sign
|-
| Sun ☉ || Pisces ♓︎︎
|-
| Moon ☽|| Pisces ♓︎︎
|-
| Mercury ☿ || Aquarius ♒︎︎
|-
| Venus ♀ || Capricorn ♑︎︎
|-
| Mars ♂ || Libra ♎︎︎
|-
| Jupiter ♃|| Scorpio ♏︎︎
|-
| Saturn ♄|| Libra ♎︎︎
|-
| Uranus ♅|| Sagittarius ♐︎︎
|-
| Neptune ♆|| Sagittarius ♐︎︎
|-
| Pluto ♇ || Libra ♎︎︎
|-
| Lilith ⚸ || Sagittarius ♐︎︎
|-
| N Node ☊ || Cancer ♋︎︎
|}

==Mentions by Chris==
In [[October 2020]], Chris had a [[dream]] about a Golden Disc which featured aspects from zodiac mythology.<ref>[[Pennsylvania Trip]]</ref>

{{References}}
{{New Age}}

Animal Crossing

2024-08-21T02:54:04Z

Saltwatertaffy:

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[[Image:CWCAnimalCrossing.jpg|thumb|''Animal Crossing'' for the Wii.]]
[[Image:Accityfolkschurchuad.jpg|thumb|Despite being only minor characters who (supposedly) would make a cameo in the game, [[Chris and his ego|Chris felt he should make a box art focusing on Sonichu and Rosechu]].]]

'''''Animal Crossing''''' is a life simulation [[Chris and video games|video game]] developed and published by [[Nintendo]]. Originally released for the Nintendo 64 console in Japan in [[2001]] and the GameCube in [[America]] in [[2003]], it spawned 4 more installments – ''{{w|Animal Crossing: Wild World|Wild World}}'' (for the Nintendo DS), ''{{w|Animal Crossing: City Folk|City Folk}}'' (''Let's Go to the City'' for Europeans) (for the Wii), ''{{w|Animal Crossing: New Leaf|New Leaf}}'' (for the Nintendo 3DS), and ''{{w|Animal Crossing: New Horizons|New Horizons}}'' (for the Switch). It was one of [[Chris]]'s favorite games, at least before ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' came out.

==About ''Animal Crossing''==
All of the games in the series involve the player character moving in a town populated by animals, doing random jobs for them to earn rent money, pulling weeds, planting trees, helping visitors, going fishing, catching bugs, filling up the art/fossil/bug/fish collections at the local museum and, in general, trying to make the town a happy place to live.

In other words, it's [[Chris and hypocrisy|everything Chris avoids doing in real life]].

==Chris and ''Animal Crossing''==
The series obviously appeals to Chris: the milieu is a cartoony small rural town of bright happy colors, everyone there is nice to you, there's no violence at all, and most importantly, you're never in any hurry to do anything. It's perfect for people who [[autism|avoid prickly-wicklies because they cause distress]] and [[stress|crash into slumber if they have to do anything particularly demanding]].

Aside from making the following weird and puzzling video productions, he has also picked up a few nuggets of wisdom from the games. Blathers, the owl who runs the museum in the games, has the habit of rambling about things you donate to the museum until he realizes he's boring you, at which point he usually ends the infodump with "but I digress...". In the 15th slide of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] Chris said that he picked up this phrase from the game, yet he tends to use it only in writing and not when he's actually boring people to tears in other forms of communication.

===''Animal Crossing: New Horizons''===
''Animal Crossing: New Horizons'' is a sequel game to ''Animal Crossing'', released on [[Nintendo Switch]] in March 2020. On 4 [[November 2023]], Chris posted his Dream Code for the game on [[Twitter]], allowing others to visit his virtual island.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Animal Crossing: New Horizons Dream Code]]</ref> A [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] user observed that Chris's in-game bulletin board contained only one message, written on 27 [[September 2023]] - a drawing of [[Sonichu]], signed as [[Signature|J.C.W.C.S.P.]] (Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime).<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/17nn97t/the_one_and_only_message_on_chris_bulletin_board/ ([https://archive.ph/NEnZ1 archive])</ref>

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A tour of Chris's island reveals some interesting, if not surprising, things. For one, Chris's island has [https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Item:Vine_(New_Horizons)| vines] all around it, an item that can only be obtained through the Happy Home Paradise DLC, meaning he must have bought it. Six of his ten villagers are the characters created in collaboration with Sanrio, [https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Rilla| Rilla], [https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Chai| Chai], [https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Marty| Marty], [https://nookipedia.com/wiki/%C3%89toile| Étoile], [https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Chelsea| Chelsea], and [https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Toby| Toby], characters that can only be invited through [[Amiibo]] cards, meaning Chris must have bought ''them'' as well. Another notable villager among his ranks is Mint, a squirrel villager he name dropped all the way back in the [[Animal Crossing Documentary]] as being his favorite villager, meaning he's held a torch for her for more than twenty years. Hers is also the only picture he has, a gift an animal will give you if you raise their friendship high enough, meaning he's poured all of his attention into her and ignored everyone else. Although his remaining three villagers, Leonardo, Agnes, and Portia, aren't interesting in their own right, Leonardo and Agnes have the catchphrase "alkuperainen", a [[Flutter|Finnish]] word meaning "original", and the aforementioned Rilla has for her catchphrase "Terve", meaning "healthy", likely both words Chris picked up from [[Duolingo]]. The majority of his island itself isn't very notable, aside from a preference towards Sanrio and [[Super Mario Bros.|Mario]] furniture, a makeshift arcade (perhaps to reminisce on playing Donkey Kong Jr. Math back in the GameCube game), a [[rainbow]] [[SLGBTQ|pride]] themed dock, and an ominously quiet [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|rocky outpost with tall gray towers]]. He also prominently displays a copy of Michaelangelo's David sculpture in his gyroidite garden, with its bare buttocks visible.

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File:ACNH CWC City Map.jpg|A map of CWC City.
File:ACNH Main Room.jpg|Chris's house. Note the heart crystals and tickets left on the floor, and Mint's photo in the top right.
File:Puzzle Piece Wallpaper.jpg|[[Autism|Puzzle piece wallpaper]] was quite a choice, Chris.
File:ACNH Back Room.jpg
File:ACNH Left Room.jpg|[[14 Branchland Court|A filthy kitchen. Just like home.]]
File:ACNH Right Room.jpg|A room full of Sanrio merchandise.
File:ACNH Basement.jpg|Chris's mancave - I mean, tomgirlcave.
File:ACNH Upper Room.jpg
File:Nook's Cranny.jpg|CWC City's Nook's Cranny, surrounded by [[Monthly Tugboat|coins.]]
File:CWC City Arcade.jpg
File:Pride Dock.jpg
File:Etoile.jpg|Étoile, one of Chris's DLC villagers.
File:ACNH_Rocky_Outlook.jpg|Reminders of a... [[Jail Saga|better time?]]
File:Chai.jpg|Poor Chai has Stockholm Syndrome.
File:Leonardo.jpg|Leonardo, one of Chris's villagers with a Finnish catchphrase.
File:Agnes.jpg|Agnes, one of Chris's villagers with a Finnish catchphrase.
File:Rilla.jpg|Rilla, one of Chris's villagers with a Finnish catchphrase.
File:ACNH David.jpg|[[Homos|That's quite a sculpture you have there.]]
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Another r/ChrisChanSonichu user posted screenshots of Chris's island.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/17nr8he/i_went_to_chris_chans_animal_crossing_island_last/ ([https://archive.ph/plPNt archive])</ref>

====Video clips====
On 3 [[August 2024]], [[Official CWCki Server]] user Tank revisited Chris's game island and recorded some clips of it. Tank wrote: "He felt the need to add an electricity effect to practically everything in his house which gives off a vibe that everything in the house is broken, lol"

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===The 24th [[Wedding Comic|Wedding]] Anniversary Special===
{{main|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special}}

Chris made this video in honor of his parents' anniversary. It would have been kind of cute if Chris was six at the time, but it's just sad because he was actually 22.

This video is notable for introducing the ''Animal Crossing'' versions of both Bob and Barbara. This wouldn't be exactly damning if they had been created ''just'' for this video special, but it appears that the characters have fully decorated houses of their own... ''and'' the house loans have been fully paid up (signified by the statues in front of the train station). Fully paying up the house loan takes an incredibly long time in game – and this video shows that he's done it ''at least'' four times.

===''Animal Crossing'' Documentary===
{{main|Animal Crossing Documentary}}

The ''Animal Crossing'' Documentary, featuring Chris's incarnation of [[CWCville]] and CWCcity in the GC ''Animal Crossing'', is one of the greatest cinematic achievements Chris has made. Regular players of the game may notice a few things, such as the fact that while wasting time is unavoidable while playing this game, Chris is clearly wasting way too much time on this game. And that even when he fully paid his mortgage, he still had no idea how to sell multiple items at once.

===Sonichu and Rosechu as characters===
{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In 2009, a genius troll concocted a screenshot of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] as playable characters and told Chris that Nintendo was planning to release them on his 27th birthday, but--for [[Chris and reality|some mysterious reason]]--this plan never came to fruition.

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Image:CWCShirtAC.jpg|You too can dress like Chris!
Image:Sonichu and Rosechu Approval for ACCityFolk.jpg|Sonichu, and Rosechu.
Image:ACCityFolkSonichuRosechu.jpg|Chris's drawing of the Sonichu and Rosechu characters for the game, with special instructions on how they should be made, dated '06 [[January 2009]].
Image:3161674f78583fda5139ec49bbaa6b524b64aa06.jpg|What Chris...
Image:SonichuAC.jpg|...actually believed.
</gallery>

===Chris's Sonichu ''Animal Crossing'' cards===
Chris made a bunch of character [[Card games|cards]] for GameCube ''Animal Crossing''.

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|Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' Cards
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Image:164-ACSonee.jpg
Image:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg
Image:187-ACSchu2.jpg
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Image:207-ACMetonic.jpg
Image:208-CMetonicBck.jpg
Image:214-ACUltSchu.jpg
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Image:220-ACMSchu.jpg
Image:229-ACRchu.jpg
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Image:231-ACRosey.jpg
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Image:243-ACVamprosa.jpg
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Image:248-ACBchu.jpg
Image:249-ACBchuBck.jpg
Image:257-ACWild.jpg
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Image:262-ACBubbles.jpg
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Image:267-ACAngelica.jpg
Image:268-ACAngelicaBck.jpg
Image:272-ACPunchy.jpg
Image:273-ACPunchyBck.jpg
Image:277-ACMagi.jpg
Image:278-ACMagiBck.jpg
Image:283-ACFlame.jpg
Image:284-ACFlameBck.jpg
Image:286-ACBionic.jpg
Image:287-ACBionicBck.jpg
Image:290-ACWes.jpg
Image:291-ACWesBck.jpg
Image:292-ACWesLi.jpg
Image:293-ACWesLiBck.jpg
Image:297-ACSarah.jpg
Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg
Image:300-ACSarhamah.jpg
Image:301-ACSarhamahBck.jpg
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg
Image:314-ACMegagi.jpg
Image:315-ACMegagiBck.jpg
Image:381-ACNaitsirhc.jpg
Image:382-ACNaitsirhcBck.jpg
Image:383-ACKel.jpg
Image:384-ACKelBck.jpg
</gallery>}}

===Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' codes===
Friend codes:
* ''City Folk'': 4124-9531-8122
* ''Wild World'': 0558-9666-5003

Dream codes:
* ''New Horizons'': DA-2294-7638-3795

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
Image:Animal Crossing - Wii Box.jpg
Image:AnimalCrissingCWCEdition.jpg
File:AnimalCrossingAntics.jpg|[[TSSSF]] card (2019)
File:Animal Crossing Dream Code.jpg|Chris's Dream Address for ''Animal Crossing: New Horizons''
File:Animal Crossing New Horizons - CWC Isle in December 2023 picture1.png|Chris's personal greeting in ''Animal Crossing: New Horizons'', taken from the text he inputted on his passport.
File:Animal Crossing New Horizons - CWC Isle in December 2023 picture2.png|CWC Isle's Town Hall in ''Animal Crossing: New Horizons''.
File:Animal Crossing New Horizons - CWC Isle in December 2023 picture3.png|The first room of Chris's house in ''Animal Crossing: New Horizons''.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]
*[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]]
*[[Takashi Tezuka]]
{{References}}
{{TV}}
[[Category:Video Games]]

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