https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Sard 2026-05-27T05:47:17Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.37.6 https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Sard&diff=358569 2026-02-23T03:42:09Z

<p>Sard: </p> <hr /> <div>==About Me==<br /> I'm a 25 year old college student who has been into christory since the mid 2010s but I've only just now become a Cwcki editor. I'm rly excited to meet new ppl who share the same interests and help contribute to documenting Chris Chan<br /> <br /> ==Favorite Chris Moments==<br /> * The video of Chris telling a story about becoming a sperm doner for a lesbian couple while some sick beats play in the background<br /> * The first instance of Captain's Log<br /> * Hedgehog Defensive State at Brony-Con<br /> <br /> ==Contact Info==<br /> Best form of contact is Discord, I'm in the Cwcki Discord server sardsu</div>

Sard https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Sard&diff=358568 2026-02-23T03:41:48Z

<p>Sard: /* About Me */</p> <hr /> <div>==About Me==<br /> I'm a 25 year old college student who has been into christory since the mid 2010s but I've only just now become a Cwcki editor. I'm rly excited to meet new ppl who share the same interests and help contribute to documenting Chris Chan<br /> <br /> ==Favorite Chris Moments==<br /> * The video of Chris telling a story about becoming a sperm doner for a lesbian couple while some sick beats play in the background<br /> * The first instance of Captain's Log<br /> * Hedgehog Defensive State at Brony-Con<br /> <br /> ==Contact Info==<br /> Best form of contact is Discord, I'm in the Cwcki Discord server with the same username!</div>

Sard https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Golden_Church_of_Sonichu&diff=313616 2023-09-26T15:21:17Z

<p>Sard: /* Reaction to the Barbara Incident */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete|Transcripts of messages.}}<br /> {{SonichuPossession}}<br /> <br /> '''Golden Church of Sonichu''' is a [[Discord]] server set up by [[Praetor]], exclusive to customers who bought a golden medallion off of Praetor's [[OfficialCWCmart]] page. <br /> <br /> ==Transfer to CWCville==<br /> 17 [[February 2021]]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, I am feeling uncertain, disgruntled, and mildy confused. All I consciously know at the moment is that everything of the dimension merge is continuing on better now, and shortly enough I will be in Cwcville with this body, and during the present time I am to chill and give this body a bunch of self-love. Yet, as I've mensioned to y'all earlier on Instagram, this body and brain are still harping on its failure of a mutual respected/love cuddle or lay in this universe.}}<br /> {{quotebox|My bad for not starting this thread with more positive news.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Thanks for listening.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=censored user|So, is Christine's spirit in her body in this world?}}<br /> <br /> 21 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris(as Sonichu)|No, Chris is still in my body in universe C-197.}}<br /> <br /> ==Project List==<br /> 23 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone<br /> <br /> Hey ya'll!<br /> <br /> The purpose of this discord, this Church, is to bring about collaboration in order to further the omnipotent grasp of Chris Chan Sonichu and our allies.<br /> <br /> That being said, these are the current projects being worked on:<br /> <br /> -Christine has fully greenlit [red censored user]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline.<br /> <br /> -The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details.<br /> <br /> -Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz.<br /> <br /> -Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon.<br /> <br /> -Test footage for @Deleted User has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.<br /> <br /> -If any ideas, products, or other marketable content comes to mind, please drop it in the main Discord Chat. Thanks again.}}<br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|Me and my friend can work on cgi, but frame by frame may look more similar and be easier to fix and shape to Sonichus preference}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=red censored user|Rad. Just messaged her}}<br /> <br /> ==Not Yet in CWCville==<br /> <br /> 24 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, y'all.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Just kinda emoting out some; did today's meditate in the gazebo with the gate crystal and all.}}<br /> {{quotebox|It's Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's birthday; she's still in my body in Cwcville, and I, Sonichu Prime, am still in her body in this universe. I am feeling like, &quot;Why the hell am I not in Cwcville with this body today of all days!?&quot;}}<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, @Praetor, it looks like all of the golden medallions have been sold; awesome job, dude.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Such a premature return body swap would not only be very bad to this timeline, but it is not in either our control to make the return swap.}}<br /> <br /> ==Return Body Swap==<br /> 25 February 2021 <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Christine: And yet, the fated return swap happened last night}}<br /> {{quotebox|Too much going on right now.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I return from C-197 after ten months and 24 days, and My Little Pony G5 is still not cancelled?!}}<br /> {{quotebox|As having to resync with my own brain and body was not bad enough; this apocalyptic thing is still going on. It's a major pain in the Cosmos as well.}}<br /> <br /> ==Meditation==<br /> 5 [[March 2021]]<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hello, peoples.}}<br /> {{quotebox|A Christian and a Silver walk into a bar, and they have this very conversation right now.}}<br /> {{quotebox|And then the Goddess behind the counter says, &quot;Tea and biscuits on me.&quot;}}<br /> {{quotebox|''3 tumbler glass emoji, 1 teapot emoji, and 3 dumpling emoji''}}<br /> {{quotebox|I'm feeling well and good right now, about to go into another meditate hour.}}<br /> <br /> ==DM Ideas==<br /> 6 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, [redacted], DM me what ideas you have so far, and I'll put in my thoughts from there, please.}}<br /> <br /> ==Further Meditation==<br /> 10 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Greetings, @everyone.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I have been meditating further into myself lately; it was very long overdue on my part.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I am getting my body more back into movements and reconnecting with nature was well.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I also am going to be making my own long-overdue lists of my own faults, as well as counter-affirmations, and then burning the fault list to release that known and self-judgements and self-criticisms of the past into the void of nothingness.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I am also pleased to announce that I have personally found confirmation in other psychic, magic, and creative/artist types, and those the higher level of sensitive feeling and sensing the Dimension Merge, in its apex processes at the present. One such high-level psychic refers to it as a &quot;Collective Shift&quot;, and and they have confirmed from consulting with their spirits and other-dimensional individuals of my many, many years of personally participating and working hard interdimensionally and intergalactically.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I feel most humbled and pleased with my work being most recognized and fully appreciated.}}<br /> {{quotebox|The events are continuing on as foreseen and considerably scheduled for this timeline.}}<br /> {{quotebox|For the present parts, on my end, I am focusing more on myself, my loves, and going with the flow.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Tis a very positive and good development indeed. ''(edited)''}}<br /> {{quotebox|@everyone, please feel free to spread this good news as you will with your friends. Also, offer kindest respects to all psychic and magic types; feel encouraged to consult with a psychic to have your remaining questions answered in regards to the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift.}}<br /> {{quotebox|And, of course, support all creative and artist types, even though not all of them are presently linked with universe C-197 in their works.}}<br /> {{quotebox|For now, I bless everyone in this Discord server now and incoming. Be safe and well; have a great day.}}<br /> {{quotebox|''lightning, blue heart, lightning emoji''}}<br /> <br /> ==Petition to Cancel [[MLP]] G5==<br /> 12 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|@everyone, you can all help in securing a bit of safety in one aspect of our merging universes today. ''(links to a change.org petition to &quot;Cancel/Postpone G5 My Little Pony&quot;)''}}<br /> <br /> ==Affirmations List==<br /> 12 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, @everyone, I've just finished my affirmations list, after going through the self-criticisms list; I will likely add more to the affirmations list. As I have foreseen, the positives outweight the blockages. The blockages took up two pages; affirmations Three.}}<br /> {{quotebox|''3 attached images containing 3 handwritten pages of Chris's self-affirmations''}}<br /> <br /> 13 March 2021<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No, it's still in progress.}}<br /> <br /> ==Deep Body Soul Searching==<br /> 22 March 2021<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good morning, @everyone.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I have had a revelation of a find after further deep body-soul searching.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I post these pre-types screen caps that lay it out:}}<br /> {{quotebox|''5 attached screenshots of another Discord conversation in a different server, revealing that Chris uses Discord on light mode.''}}<br /> {{quotebox|Obviously, I'd like to prevent a very crucial murder from happening.}}<br /> {{quotebox|So, outsource, and check everyone online and offline for those amongst the possible young(ish)-adult type feeling lost, maybe partially Woke, on the verge of greater Enlightenment.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Please, and Thank You.}}<br /> <br /> ==[[Sockness]]==<br /> 28 March 2021<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|Sockness. The address said San Fran, that's where he is right?}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Unfortunately, that IS Jacob's address.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I should know; he bought the oldest pair of painted Adidas shoes I've about worn out from eBay; logged his address into the contacts for reference.}}<br /> <br /> ==Slim Activity==<br /> 30 March 2021<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hey! Nice to meet everybody. I'm sloth but my real name is Micah!}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|Hi all and Christine, robes sound cool, I've been playing around with just a general rugby top look plus the medallion also you can call me [redacted] or Matt (my actual name) either works for me ''(edited)''}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hi Matt! I'd definitely be into robes too. I like the idea of robes with stripes, and maybe the colors of the stripes signify your importance in the church.}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone As of now activity on this discord may be a bit slim. However, we aim to get ourselves and Christine far more active here! Please toss any ideas you got in the chat, as we're looking to do anything to further the power of the Golden Church.}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|I managed to get a similar rl rugby top so I've been rocking it for a bit now I have some sneakers (with multiple colors so blue and yellow are there) so it's a pretty rad look with the medallion.}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|But yeah I agree with the rugby top colours but I think that incorporating the blue and yellow would be a nice touch}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Marie|welcome micah !}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Corporeal Form==<br /> 31 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1|As a trans humanist I'm am keenly interested in your opinion @CWCSonichu1982 on the effects of a dimensional merge and the releasing of a physical form, as a goddess would you say you would retain a corporeal form? Or would you be a higher being with need for such things? }}<br /> <br /> 6 [[April 2021]]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|My body is light, able to adapt to any other universes' situations on any planet or within outer space. I also have the power and energy of the Chaos Emeralds within me; for that same reason whithin Sonic, Sonichu, and the rest, this is also why they and I can breathe in space.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Anyway}}<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, @everyone. I am pleased to announce to all of you that for each of you, <br /> your respective divine enlightenments and manifested paths to your greater purposes in the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift are at hand. Be greater aware of your local surroundings, as well as an increase in your respective body's abilities and powers. Go forth and do your best as you each will.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1| Thanks for the insight, personally I like the idea of light being pure data, basically have an effect on the physical and the digital. I really want to ask more but I dont want to flood chat xD, thanks for your encouraging words Christine!}}<br /> <br /> 11 April 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user #2|Hell yeah}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|Been looking forward to some enlightenment}}<br /> <br /> ==About Unity Between Dimensions==<br /> 26 June 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|To @everyone, a general announcement with care.}}<br /> {{quotebox|To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regards to us of 1218.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Unity and a greater strength for our combined Earth and galaxies is at hand. Need not take arms, but be open for the good in each other.}}<br /> {{quotebox|All superheroes and deities, myself included, and other individuals of military strengths and powers, and the leaders of each nation and countries; on both halves of this whole Earth, we maintain wisdom and peace for the greater whole as best as we are capable of.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|How would you suggest we achieve greatness in this way}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It is not perfect, but we are most appreciative and grateful for the understanding and compassion of the general public and flocks there of that we each help, work with, and defend, during these times at hand.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|And to you all until my next announcement or insight, I state in positive encouragement to you all: be safe and well with lots of love. Thank you.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|⚡💙⚡}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Among the other techniques available in looking within yourself, and reaching out to the Cosmos to do as well; Meditate, Count your Blessings, and Love yourself.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|Anything to help you in your path to greatness}}<br /> <br /> ==Reaction to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Affair_with_Mother Barbara Incident]==<br /> 30 June 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Redacted User #1|Well, today has been quite something, hasn’t it?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Redacted User #2|*redacted* I think we need to hear from Chris herself regarding this, ASAP. Assuming she has yet to be institutionalized.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|speaker=Redacted User #3|Yea ...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|speaker=Redacted User #4|Agreed!}}<br /> {{quotebox|I heard social services arrived but that’s only going off trollsome rumors}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #5|it’s hard to dodge trolls, im really worried about this whole thing, and the trolls are only making it worse}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|speaker=Redacted User #4|Apparently there’s news going around that Chris has been arrested even.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #5|jeez…}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|speaker=Redacted User #3| Yes it's official}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Chris chan has been detained and could be possibly facing a class 5 felony}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Barbara’s at a senior’s emergency center being checked up on currently}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|And no let the kiwi farms in 3 days is going to give Chris the GoFundMe money}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|So I’m going to just assume that this is the end of this discord}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Redacted User #6|Look i did it for the medallion, if she shows up id be surprised}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #5|Hmm}}<br /> <br /> ==The Details of Chris's Arrest==<br /> 1 August 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Redacted User #1|You either live long enough to something something or you die early}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|However the saying goes}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|speaker=Redacted User #2|We have confirmation on what he was arrested for.}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Incest}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|He's definitely going to jail}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Redacted User #3|Goodbye, Chris...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #4|Damn...}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|What a sight...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|speaker=Redacted User #5|source?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|So umm...}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|This was all pretty quick}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|speaker=Redacted User #5|hmmm I guess this is the Golden Jailhouse of Sonichu now and the only gold is the piss on the floor}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #4|yes}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{collapsible|Gallery|&lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Goldenchurch1.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch2.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch3.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch4.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch5.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch6.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBR8fWlfTOo A YouTube video of screenshots from the server]<br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> {{PraetorSaga}}<br /> [[Category:Discord servers]]</div>

Sard https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Golden_Church_of_Sonichu&diff=313615 2023-09-26T15:16:00Z

<p>Sard: /* The Details of Chris's Arrest */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete|Transcripts of messages.}}<br /> {{SonichuPossession}}<br /> <br /> '''Golden Church of Sonichu''' is a [[Discord]] server set up by [[Praetor]], exclusive to customers who bought a golden medallion off of Praetor's [[OfficialCWCmart]] page. <br /> <br /> ==Transfer to CWCville==<br /> 17 [[February 2021]]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, I am feeling uncertain, disgruntled, and mildy confused. All I consciously know at the moment is that everything of the dimension merge is continuing on better now, and shortly enough I will be in Cwcville with this body, and during the present time I am to chill and give this body a bunch of self-love. Yet, as I've mensioned to y'all earlier on Instagram, this body and brain are still harping on its failure of a mutual respected/love cuddle or lay in this universe.}}<br /> {{quotebox|My bad for not starting this thread with more positive news.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Thanks for listening.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=censored user|So, is Christine's spirit in her body in this world?}}<br /> <br /> 21 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris(as Sonichu)|No, Chris is still in my body in universe C-197.}}<br /> <br /> ==Project List==<br /> 23 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone<br /> <br /> Hey ya'll!<br /> <br /> The purpose of this discord, this Church, is to bring about collaboration in order to further the omnipotent grasp of Chris Chan Sonichu and our allies.<br /> <br /> That being said, these are the current projects being worked on:<br /> <br /> -Christine has fully greenlit [red censored user]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline.<br /> <br /> -The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details.<br /> <br /> -Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz.<br /> <br /> -Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon.<br /> <br /> -Test footage for @Deleted User has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.<br /> <br /> -If any ideas, products, or other marketable content comes to mind, please drop it in the main Discord Chat. Thanks again.}}<br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|Me and my friend can work on cgi, but frame by frame may look more similar and be easier to fix and shape to Sonichus preference}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=red censored user|Rad. Just messaged her}}<br /> <br /> ==Not Yet in CWCville==<br /> <br /> 24 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, y'all.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Just kinda emoting out some; did today's meditate in the gazebo with the gate crystal and all.}}<br /> {{quotebox|It's Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's birthday; she's still in my body in Cwcville, and I, Sonichu Prime, am still in her body in this universe. I am feeling like, &quot;Why the hell am I not in Cwcville with this body today of all days!?&quot;}}<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, @Praetor, it looks like all of the golden medallions have been sold; awesome job, dude.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Such a premature return body swap would not only be very bad to this timeline, but it is not in either our control to make the return swap.}}<br /> <br /> ==Return Body Swap==<br /> 25 February 2021 <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Christine: And yet, the fated return swap happened last night}}<br /> {{quotebox|Too much going on right now.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I return from C-197 after ten months and 24 days, and My Little Pony G5 is still not cancelled?!}}<br /> {{quotebox|As having to resync with my own brain and body was not bad enough; this apocalyptic thing is still going on. It's a major pain in the Cosmos as well.}}<br /> <br /> ==Meditation==<br /> 5 [[March 2021]]<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hello, peoples.}}<br /> {{quotebox|A Christian and a Silver walk into a bar, and they have this very conversation right now.}}<br /> {{quotebox|And then the Goddess behind the counter says, &quot;Tea and biscuits on me.&quot;}}<br /> {{quotebox|''3 tumbler glass emoji, 1 teapot emoji, and 3 dumpling emoji''}}<br /> {{quotebox|I'm feeling well and good right now, about to go into another meditate hour.}}<br /> <br /> ==DM Ideas==<br /> 6 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, [redacted], DM me what ideas you have so far, and I'll put in my thoughts from there, please.}}<br /> <br /> ==Further Meditation==<br /> 10 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Greetings, @everyone.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I have been meditating further into myself lately; it was very long overdue on my part.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I am getting my body more back into movements and reconnecting with nature was well.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I also am going to be making my own long-overdue lists of my own faults, as well as counter-affirmations, and then burning the fault list to release that known and self-judgements and self-criticisms of the past into the void of nothingness.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I am also pleased to announce that I have personally found confirmation in other psychic, magic, and creative/artist types, and those the higher level of sensitive feeling and sensing the Dimension Merge, in its apex processes at the present. One such high-level psychic refers to it as a &quot;Collective Shift&quot;, and and they have confirmed from consulting with their spirits and other-dimensional individuals of my many, many years of personally participating and working hard interdimensionally and intergalactically.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I feel most humbled and pleased with my work being most recognized and fully appreciated.}}<br /> {{quotebox|The events are continuing on as foreseen and considerably scheduled for this timeline.}}<br /> {{quotebox|For the present parts, on my end, I am focusing more on myself, my loves, and going with the flow.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Tis a very positive and good development indeed. ''(edited)''}}<br /> {{quotebox|@everyone, please feel free to spread this good news as you will with your friends. Also, offer kindest respects to all psychic and magic types; feel encouraged to consult with a psychic to have your remaining questions answered in regards to the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift.}}<br /> {{quotebox|And, of course, support all creative and artist types, even though not all of them are presently linked with universe C-197 in their works.}}<br /> {{quotebox|For now, I bless everyone in this Discord server now and incoming. Be safe and well; have a great day.}}<br /> {{quotebox|''lightning, blue heart, lightning emoji''}}<br /> <br /> ==Petition to Cancel [[MLP]] G5==<br /> 12 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|@everyone, you can all help in securing a bit of safety in one aspect of our merging universes today. ''(links to a change.org petition to &quot;Cancel/Postpone G5 My Little Pony&quot;)''}}<br /> <br /> ==Affirmations List==<br /> 12 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, @everyone, I've just finished my affirmations list, after going through the self-criticisms list; I will likely add more to the affirmations list. As I have foreseen, the positives outweight the blockages. The blockages took up two pages; affirmations Three.}}<br /> {{quotebox|''3 attached images containing 3 handwritten pages of Chris's self-affirmations''}}<br /> <br /> 13 March 2021<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No, it's still in progress.}}<br /> <br /> ==Deep Body Soul Searching==<br /> 22 March 2021<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good morning, @everyone.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I have had a revelation of a find after further deep body-soul searching.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I post these pre-types screen caps that lay it out:}}<br /> {{quotebox|''5 attached screenshots of another Discord conversation in a different server, revealing that Chris uses Discord on light mode.''}}<br /> {{quotebox|Obviously, I'd like to prevent a very crucial murder from happening.}}<br /> {{quotebox|So, outsource, and check everyone online and offline for those amongst the possible young(ish)-adult type feeling lost, maybe partially Woke, on the verge of greater Enlightenment.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Please, and Thank You.}}<br /> <br /> ==[[Sockness]]==<br /> 28 March 2021<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|Sockness. The address said San Fran, that's where he is right?}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Unfortunately, that IS Jacob's address.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I should know; he bought the oldest pair of painted Adidas shoes I've about worn out from eBay; logged his address into the contacts for reference.}}<br /> <br /> ==Slim Activity==<br /> 30 March 2021<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hey! Nice to meet everybody. I'm sloth but my real name is Micah!}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|Hi all and Christine, robes sound cool, I've been playing around with just a general rugby top look plus the medallion also you can call me [redacted] or Matt (my actual name) either works for me ''(edited)''}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hi Matt! I'd definitely be into robes too. I like the idea of robes with stripes, and maybe the colors of the stripes signify your importance in the church.}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone As of now activity on this discord may be a bit slim. However, we aim to get ourselves and Christine far more active here! Please toss any ideas you got in the chat, as we're looking to do anything to further the power of the Golden Church.}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|I managed to get a similar rl rugby top so I've been rocking it for a bit now I have some sneakers (with multiple colors so blue and yellow are there) so it's a pretty rad look with the medallion.}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|But yeah I agree with the rugby top colours but I think that incorporating the blue and yellow would be a nice touch}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Marie|welcome micah !}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Corporeal Form==<br /> 31 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1|As a trans humanist I'm am keenly interested in your opinion @CWCSonichu1982 on the effects of a dimensional merge and the releasing of a physical form, as a goddess would you say you would retain a corporeal form? Or would you be a higher being with need for such things? }}<br /> <br /> 6 [[April 2021]]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|My body is light, able to adapt to any other universes' situations on any planet or within outer space. I also have the power and energy of the Chaos Emeralds within me; for that same reason whithin Sonic, Sonichu, and the rest, this is also why they and I can breathe in space.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Anyway}}<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, @everyone. I am pleased to announce to all of you that for each of you, <br /> your respective divine enlightenments and manifested paths to your greater purposes in the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift are at hand. Be greater aware of your local surroundings, as well as an increase in your respective body's abilities and powers. Go forth and do your best as you each will.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1| Thanks for the insight, personally I like the idea of light being pure data, basically have an effect on the physical and the digital. I really want to ask more but I dont want to flood chat xD, thanks for your encouraging words Christine!}}<br /> <br /> 11 April 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user #2|Hell yeah}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|Been looking forward to some enlightenment}}<br /> <br /> ==About Unity Between Dimensions==<br /> 26 June 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|To @everyone, a general announcement with care.}}<br /> {{quotebox|To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regards to us of 1218.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Unity and a greater strength for our combined Earth and galaxies is at hand. Need not take arms, but be open for the good in each other.}}<br /> {{quotebox|All superheroes and deities, myself included, and other individuals of military strengths and powers, and the leaders of each nation and countries; on both halves of this whole Earth, we maintain wisdom and peace for the greater whole as best as we are capable of.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|How would you suggest we achieve greatness in this way}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It is not perfect, but we are most appreciative and grateful for the understanding and compassion of the general public and flocks there of that we each help, work with, and defend, during these times at hand.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|And to you all until my next announcement or insight, I state in positive encouragement to you all: be safe and well with lots of love. Thank you.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|⚡💙⚡}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Among the other techniques available in looking within yourself, and reaching out to the Cosmos to do as well; Meditate, Count your Blessings, and Love yourself.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|Anything to help you in your path to greatness}}<br /> <br /> ==Reaction to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Affair_with_Mother Barbara Incident]==<br /> 30 June 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Well, today has been quite something, hasn’t it?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|*redacted* I think we need to hear from Chris herself regarding this, ASAP. Assuming she has yet to be institutionalized.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Yea ...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|Agreed!}}<br /> {{quotebox|I heard social services arrived but that’s only going off trollsome rumors}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|it’s hard to dodge trolls, im really worried about this whole thing, and the trolls are only making it worse}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|Apparently there’s news going around that Chris has been arrested even.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|jeez…}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Yes it's official}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Chris chan has been detained and could be possibly facing a class 5 felony}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Barbara’s at a senior’s emergency center being checked up on currently}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|And no let the kiwi farms in 3 days is going to give Chris the GoFundMe money}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|So I’m going to just assume that this is the end of this discord}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Look i did it for the medallion, if she shows up id be surprised}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|Hmm}}<br /> <br /> ==The Details of Chris's Arrest==<br /> 1 August 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Redacted User #1|You either live long enough to something something or you die early}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|However the saying goes}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|speaker=Redacted User #2|We have confirmation on what he was arrested for.}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Incest}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|He's definitely going to jail}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Redacted User #3|Goodbye, Chris...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #4|Damn...}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|What a sight...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|speaker=Redacted User #5|source?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|So umm...}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|This was all pretty quick}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|speaker=Redacted User #5|hmmm I guess this is the Golden Jailhouse of Sonichu now and the only gold is the piss on the floor}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #4|yes}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{collapsible|Gallery|&lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Goldenchurch1.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch2.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch3.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch4.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch5.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch6.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBR8fWlfTOo A YouTube video of screenshots from the server]<br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> {{PraetorSaga}}<br /> [[Category:Discord servers]]</div>

Sard https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Golden_Church_of_Sonichu&diff=313614 2023-09-26T15:14:04Z

<p>Sard: /* The Details of Chris's Arrest */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete|Transcripts of messages.}}<br /> {{SonichuPossession}}<br /> <br /> '''Golden Church of Sonichu''' is a [[Discord]] server set up by [[Praetor]], exclusive to customers who bought a golden medallion off of Praetor's [[OfficialCWCmart]] page. <br /> <br /> ==Transfer to CWCville==<br /> 17 [[February 2021]]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, I am feeling uncertain, disgruntled, and mildy confused. All I consciously know at the moment is that everything of the dimension merge is continuing on better now, and shortly enough I will be in Cwcville with this body, and during the present time I am to chill and give this body a bunch of self-love. Yet, as I've mensioned to y'all earlier on Instagram, this body and brain are still harping on its failure of a mutual respected/love cuddle or lay in this universe.}}<br /> {{quotebox|My bad for not starting this thread with more positive news.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Thanks for listening.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=censored user|So, is Christine's spirit in her body in this world?}}<br /> <br /> 21 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris(as Sonichu)|No, Chris is still in my body in universe C-197.}}<br /> <br /> ==Project List==<br /> 23 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone<br /> <br /> Hey ya'll!<br /> <br /> The purpose of this discord, this Church, is to bring about collaboration in order to further the omnipotent grasp of Chris Chan Sonichu and our allies.<br /> <br /> That being said, these are the current projects being worked on:<br /> <br /> -Christine has fully greenlit [red censored user]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline.<br /> <br /> -The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details.<br /> <br /> -Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz.<br /> <br /> -Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon.<br /> <br /> -Test footage for @Deleted User has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.<br /> <br /> -If any ideas, products, or other marketable content comes to mind, please drop it in the main Discord Chat. Thanks again.}}<br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|Me and my friend can work on cgi, but frame by frame may look more similar and be easier to fix and shape to Sonichus preference}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=red censored user|Rad. Just messaged her}}<br /> <br /> ==Not Yet in CWCville==<br /> <br /> 24 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, y'all.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Just kinda emoting out some; did today's meditate in the gazebo with the gate crystal and all.}}<br /> {{quotebox|It's Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's birthday; she's still in my body in Cwcville, and I, Sonichu Prime, am still in her body in this universe. I am feeling like, &quot;Why the hell am I not in Cwcville with this body today of all days!?&quot;}}<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, @Praetor, it looks like all of the golden medallions have been sold; awesome job, dude.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Such a premature return body swap would not only be very bad to this timeline, but it is not in either our control to make the return swap.}}<br /> <br /> ==Return Body Swap==<br /> 25 February 2021 <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Christine: And yet, the fated return swap happened last night}}<br /> {{quotebox|Too much going on right now.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I return from C-197 after ten months and 24 days, and My Little Pony G5 is still not cancelled?!}}<br /> {{quotebox|As having to resync with my own brain and body was not bad enough; this apocalyptic thing is still going on. It's a major pain in the Cosmos as well.}}<br /> <br /> ==Meditation==<br /> 5 [[March 2021]]<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hello, peoples.}}<br /> {{quotebox|A Christian and a Silver walk into a bar, and they have this very conversation right now.}}<br /> {{quotebox|And then the Goddess behind the counter says, &quot;Tea and biscuits on me.&quot;}}<br /> {{quotebox|''3 tumbler glass emoji, 1 teapot emoji, and 3 dumpling emoji''}}<br /> {{quotebox|I'm feeling well and good right now, about to go into another meditate hour.}}<br /> <br /> ==DM Ideas==<br /> 6 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, [redacted], DM me what ideas you have so far, and I'll put in my thoughts from there, please.}}<br /> <br /> ==Further Meditation==<br /> 10 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Greetings, @everyone.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I have been meditating further into myself lately; it was very long overdue on my part.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I am getting my body more back into movements and reconnecting with nature was well.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I also am going to be making my own long-overdue lists of my own faults, as well as counter-affirmations, and then burning the fault list to release that known and self-judgements and self-criticisms of the past into the void of nothingness.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I am also pleased to announce that I have personally found confirmation in other psychic, magic, and creative/artist types, and those the higher level of sensitive feeling and sensing the Dimension Merge, in its apex processes at the present. One such high-level psychic refers to it as a &quot;Collective Shift&quot;, and and they have confirmed from consulting with their spirits and other-dimensional individuals of my many, many years of personally participating and working hard interdimensionally and intergalactically.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I feel most humbled and pleased with my work being most recognized and fully appreciated.}}<br /> {{quotebox|The events are continuing on as foreseen and considerably scheduled for this timeline.}}<br /> {{quotebox|For the present parts, on my end, I am focusing more on myself, my loves, and going with the flow.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Tis a very positive and good development indeed. ''(edited)''}}<br /> {{quotebox|@everyone, please feel free to spread this good news as you will with your friends. Also, offer kindest respects to all psychic and magic types; feel encouraged to consult with a psychic to have your remaining questions answered in regards to the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift.}}<br /> {{quotebox|And, of course, support all creative and artist types, even though not all of them are presently linked with universe C-197 in their works.}}<br /> {{quotebox|For now, I bless everyone in this Discord server now and incoming. Be safe and well; have a great day.}}<br /> {{quotebox|''lightning, blue heart, lightning emoji''}}<br /> <br /> ==Petition to Cancel [[MLP]] G5==<br /> 12 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|@everyone, you can all help in securing a bit of safety in one aspect of our merging universes today. ''(links to a change.org petition to &quot;Cancel/Postpone G5 My Little Pony&quot;)''}}<br /> <br /> ==Affirmations List==<br /> 12 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, @everyone, I've just finished my affirmations list, after going through the self-criticisms list; I will likely add more to the affirmations list. As I have foreseen, the positives outweight the blockages. The blockages took up two pages; affirmations Three.}}<br /> {{quotebox|''3 attached images containing 3 handwritten pages of Chris's self-affirmations''}}<br /> <br /> 13 March 2021<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No, it's still in progress.}}<br /> <br /> ==Deep Body Soul Searching==<br /> 22 March 2021<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good morning, @everyone.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I have had a revelation of a find after further deep body-soul searching.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I post these pre-types screen caps that lay it out:}}<br /> {{quotebox|''5 attached screenshots of another Discord conversation in a different server, revealing that Chris uses Discord on light mode.''}}<br /> {{quotebox|Obviously, I'd like to prevent a very crucial murder from happening.}}<br /> {{quotebox|So, outsource, and check everyone online and offline for those amongst the possible young(ish)-adult type feeling lost, maybe partially Woke, on the verge of greater Enlightenment.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Please, and Thank You.}}<br /> <br /> ==[[Sockness]]==<br /> 28 March 2021<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|Sockness. The address said San Fran, that's where he is right?}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Unfortunately, that IS Jacob's address.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I should know; he bought the oldest pair of painted Adidas shoes I've about worn out from eBay; logged his address into the contacts for reference.}}<br /> <br /> ==Slim Activity==<br /> 30 March 2021<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hey! Nice to meet everybody. I'm sloth but my real name is Micah!}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|Hi all and Christine, robes sound cool, I've been playing around with just a general rugby top look plus the medallion also you can call me [redacted] or Matt (my actual name) either works for me ''(edited)''}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hi Matt! I'd definitely be into robes too. I like the idea of robes with stripes, and maybe the colors of the stripes signify your importance in the church.}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone As of now activity on this discord may be a bit slim. However, we aim to get ourselves and Christine far more active here! Please toss any ideas you got in the chat, as we're looking to do anything to further the power of the Golden Church.}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|I managed to get a similar rl rugby top so I've been rocking it for a bit now I have some sneakers (with multiple colors so blue and yellow are there) so it's a pretty rad look with the medallion.}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|But yeah I agree with the rugby top colours but I think that incorporating the blue and yellow would be a nice touch}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Marie|welcome micah !}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Corporeal Form==<br /> 31 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1|As a trans humanist I'm am keenly interested in your opinion @CWCSonichu1982 on the effects of a dimensional merge and the releasing of a physical form, as a goddess would you say you would retain a corporeal form? Or would you be a higher being with need for such things? }}<br /> <br /> 6 [[April 2021]]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|My body is light, able to adapt to any other universes' situations on any planet or within outer space. I also have the power and energy of the Chaos Emeralds within me; for that same reason whithin Sonic, Sonichu, and the rest, this is also why they and I can breathe in space.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Anyway}}<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, @everyone. I am pleased to announce to all of you that for each of you, <br /> your respective divine enlightenments and manifested paths to your greater purposes in the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift are at hand. Be greater aware of your local surroundings, as well as an increase in your respective body's abilities and powers. Go forth and do your best as you each will.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1| Thanks for the insight, personally I like the idea of light being pure data, basically have an effect on the physical and the digital. I really want to ask more but I dont want to flood chat xD, thanks for your encouraging words Christine!}}<br /> <br /> 11 April 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user #2|Hell yeah}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|Been looking forward to some enlightenment}}<br /> <br /> ==About Unity Between Dimensions==<br /> 26 June 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|To @everyone, a general announcement with care.}}<br /> {{quotebox|To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regards to us of 1218.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Unity and a greater strength for our combined Earth and galaxies is at hand. Need not take arms, but be open for the good in each other.}}<br /> {{quotebox|All superheroes and deities, myself included, and other individuals of military strengths and powers, and the leaders of each nation and countries; on both halves of this whole Earth, we maintain wisdom and peace for the greater whole as best as we are capable of.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|How would you suggest we achieve greatness in this way}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It is not perfect, but we are most appreciative and grateful for the understanding and compassion of the general public and flocks there of that we each help, work with, and defend, during these times at hand.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|And to you all until my next announcement or insight, I state in positive encouragement to you all: be safe and well with lots of love. Thank you.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|⚡💙⚡}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Among the other techniques available in looking within yourself, and reaching out to the Cosmos to do as well; Meditate, Count your Blessings, and Love yourself.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|Anything to help you in your path to greatness}}<br /> <br /> ==Reaction to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Affair_with_Mother Barbara Incident]==<br /> 30 June 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Well, today has been quite something, hasn’t it?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|*redacted* I think we need to hear from Chris herself regarding this, ASAP. Assuming she has yet to be institutionalized.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Yea ...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|Agreed!}}<br /> {{quotebox|I heard social services arrived but that’s only going off trollsome rumors}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|it’s hard to dodge trolls, im really worried about this whole thing, and the trolls are only making it worse}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|Apparently there’s news going around that Chris has been arrested even.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|jeez…}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Yes it's official}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Chris chan has been detained and could be possibly facing a class 5 felony}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Barbara’s at a senior’s emergency center being checked up on currently}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|And no let the kiwi farms in 3 days is going to give Chris the GoFundMe money}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|So I’m going to just assume that this is the end of this discord}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Look i did it for the medallion, if she shows up id be surprised}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|Hmm}}<br /> <br /> ==The Details of Chris's Arrest==<br /> 1 August 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Redacted User #1|You either live long enough to something something or you die early}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|However the saying goes}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|We have confirmation on what he was arrested for.}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Incest}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|He's definitely going to jail}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Goodbye, Chris...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|Damn...}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|What a sight...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|source?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|So umm...}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|This was all pretty quick}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|hmmm I guess this is the Golden Jailhouse of Sonichu now and the only gold is the piss on the floor}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|yes}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{collapsible|Gallery|&lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Goldenchurch1.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch2.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch3.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch4.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch5.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch6.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBR8fWlfTOo A YouTube video of screenshots from the server]<br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> {{PraetorSaga}}<br /> [[Category:Discord servers]]</div>

Sard https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Golden_Church_of_Sonichu&diff=313613 2023-09-26T15:13:23Z

<p>Sard: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete|Transcripts of messages.}}<br /> {{SonichuPossession}}<br /> <br /> '''Golden Church of Sonichu''' is a [[Discord]] server set up by [[Praetor]], exclusive to customers who bought a golden medallion off of Praetor's [[OfficialCWCmart]] page. <br /> <br /> ==Transfer to CWCville==<br /> 17 [[February 2021]]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, I am feeling uncertain, disgruntled, and mildy confused. All I consciously know at the moment is that everything of the dimension merge is continuing on better now, and shortly enough I will be in Cwcville with this body, and during the present time I am to chill and give this body a bunch of self-love. Yet, as I've mensioned to y'all earlier on Instagram, this body and brain are still harping on its failure of a mutual respected/love cuddle or lay in this universe.}}<br /> {{quotebox|My bad for not starting this thread with more positive news.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Thanks for listening.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=censored user|So, is Christine's spirit in her body in this world?}}<br /> <br /> 21 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris(as Sonichu)|No, Chris is still in my body in universe C-197.}}<br /> <br /> ==Project List==<br /> 23 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone<br /> <br /> Hey ya'll!<br /> <br /> The purpose of this discord, this Church, is to bring about collaboration in order to further the omnipotent grasp of Chris Chan Sonichu and our allies.<br /> <br /> That being said, these are the current projects being worked on:<br /> <br /> -Christine has fully greenlit [red censored user]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline.<br /> <br /> -The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details.<br /> <br /> -Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz.<br /> <br /> -Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon.<br /> <br /> -Test footage for @Deleted User has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.<br /> <br /> -If any ideas, products, or other marketable content comes to mind, please drop it in the main Discord Chat. Thanks again.}}<br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|Me and my friend can work on cgi, but frame by frame may look more similar and be easier to fix and shape to Sonichus preference}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=red censored user|Rad. Just messaged her}}<br /> <br /> ==Not Yet in CWCville==<br /> <br /> 24 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, y'all.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Just kinda emoting out some; did today's meditate in the gazebo with the gate crystal and all.}}<br /> {{quotebox|It's Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's birthday; she's still in my body in Cwcville, and I, Sonichu Prime, am still in her body in this universe. I am feeling like, &quot;Why the hell am I not in Cwcville with this body today of all days!?&quot;}}<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, @Praetor, it looks like all of the golden medallions have been sold; awesome job, dude.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Such a premature return body swap would not only be very bad to this timeline, but it is not in either our control to make the return swap.}}<br /> <br /> ==Return Body Swap==<br /> 25 February 2021 <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Christine: And yet, the fated return swap happened last night}}<br /> {{quotebox|Too much going on right now.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I return from C-197 after ten months and 24 days, and My Little Pony G5 is still not cancelled?!}}<br /> {{quotebox|As having to resync with my own brain and body was not bad enough; this apocalyptic thing is still going on. It's a major pain in the Cosmos as well.}}<br /> <br /> ==Meditation==<br /> 5 [[March 2021]]<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hello, peoples.}}<br /> {{quotebox|A Christian and a Silver walk into a bar, and they have this very conversation right now.}}<br /> {{quotebox|And then the Goddess behind the counter says, &quot;Tea and biscuits on me.&quot;}}<br /> {{quotebox|''3 tumbler glass emoji, 1 teapot emoji, and 3 dumpling emoji''}}<br /> {{quotebox|I'm feeling well and good right now, about to go into another meditate hour.}}<br /> <br /> ==DM Ideas==<br /> 6 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, [redacted], DM me what ideas you have so far, and I'll put in my thoughts from there, please.}}<br /> <br /> ==Further Meditation==<br /> 10 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Greetings, @everyone.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I have been meditating further into myself lately; it was very long overdue on my part.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I am getting my body more back into movements and reconnecting with nature was well.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I also am going to be making my own long-overdue lists of my own faults, as well as counter-affirmations, and then burning the fault list to release that known and self-judgements and self-criticisms of the past into the void of nothingness.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I am also pleased to announce that I have personally found confirmation in other psychic, magic, and creative/artist types, and those the higher level of sensitive feeling and sensing the Dimension Merge, in its apex processes at the present. One such high-level psychic refers to it as a &quot;Collective Shift&quot;, and and they have confirmed from consulting with their spirits and other-dimensional individuals of my many, many years of personally participating and working hard interdimensionally and intergalactically.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I feel most humbled and pleased with my work being most recognized and fully appreciated.}}<br /> {{quotebox|The events are continuing on as foreseen and considerably scheduled for this timeline.}}<br /> {{quotebox|For the present parts, on my end, I am focusing more on myself, my loves, and going with the flow.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Tis a very positive and good development indeed. ''(edited)''}}<br /> {{quotebox|@everyone, please feel free to spread this good news as you will with your friends. Also, offer kindest respects to all psychic and magic types; feel encouraged to consult with a psychic to have your remaining questions answered in regards to the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift.}}<br /> {{quotebox|And, of course, support all creative and artist types, even though not all of them are presently linked with universe C-197 in their works.}}<br /> {{quotebox|For now, I bless everyone in this Discord server now and incoming. Be safe and well; have a great day.}}<br /> {{quotebox|''lightning, blue heart, lightning emoji''}}<br /> <br /> ==Petition to Cancel [[MLP]] G5==<br /> 12 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|@everyone, you can all help in securing a bit of safety in one aspect of our merging universes today. ''(links to a change.org petition to &quot;Cancel/Postpone G5 My Little Pony&quot;)''}}<br /> <br /> ==Affirmations List==<br /> 12 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, @everyone, I've just finished my affirmations list, after going through the self-criticisms list; I will likely add more to the affirmations list. As I have foreseen, the positives outweight the blockages. The blockages took up two pages; affirmations Three.}}<br /> {{quotebox|''3 attached images containing 3 handwritten pages of Chris's self-affirmations''}}<br /> <br /> 13 March 2021<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No, it's still in progress.}}<br /> <br /> ==Deep Body Soul Searching==<br /> 22 March 2021<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good morning, @everyone.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I have had a revelation of a find after further deep body-soul searching.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I post these pre-types screen caps that lay it out:}}<br /> {{quotebox|''5 attached screenshots of another Discord conversation in a different server, revealing that Chris uses Discord on light mode.''}}<br /> {{quotebox|Obviously, I'd like to prevent a very crucial murder from happening.}}<br /> {{quotebox|So, outsource, and check everyone online and offline for those amongst the possible young(ish)-adult type feeling lost, maybe partially Woke, on the verge of greater Enlightenment.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Please, and Thank You.}}<br /> <br /> ==[[Sockness]]==<br /> 28 March 2021<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|Sockness. The address said San Fran, that's where he is right?}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Unfortunately, that IS Jacob's address.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I should know; he bought the oldest pair of painted Adidas shoes I've about worn out from eBay; logged his address into the contacts for reference.}}<br /> <br /> ==Slim Activity==<br /> 30 March 2021<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hey! Nice to meet everybody. I'm sloth but my real name is Micah!}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|Hi all and Christine, robes sound cool, I've been playing around with just a general rugby top look plus the medallion also you can call me [redacted] or Matt (my actual name) either works for me ''(edited)''}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hi Matt! I'd definitely be into robes too. I like the idea of robes with stripes, and maybe the colors of the stripes signify your importance in the church.}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone As of now activity on this discord may be a bit slim. However, we aim to get ourselves and Christine far more active here! Please toss any ideas you got in the chat, as we're looking to do anything to further the power of the Golden Church.}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|I managed to get a similar rl rugby top so I've been rocking it for a bit now I have some sneakers (with multiple colors so blue and yellow are there) so it's a pretty rad look with the medallion.}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|But yeah I agree with the rugby top colours but I think that incorporating the blue and yellow would be a nice touch}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Marie|welcome micah !}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Corporeal Form==<br /> 31 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1|As a trans humanist I'm am keenly interested in your opinion @CWCSonichu1982 on the effects of a dimensional merge and the releasing of a physical form, as a goddess would you say you would retain a corporeal form? Or would you be a higher being with need for such things? }}<br /> <br /> 6 [[April 2021]]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|My body is light, able to adapt to any other universes' situations on any planet or within outer space. I also have the power and energy of the Chaos Emeralds within me; for that same reason whithin Sonic, Sonichu, and the rest, this is also why they and I can breathe in space.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Anyway}}<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, @everyone. I am pleased to announce to all of you that for each of you, <br /> your respective divine enlightenments and manifested paths to your greater purposes in the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift are at hand. Be greater aware of your local surroundings, as well as an increase in your respective body's abilities and powers. Go forth and do your best as you each will.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1| Thanks for the insight, personally I like the idea of light being pure data, basically have an effect on the physical and the digital. I really want to ask more but I dont want to flood chat xD, thanks for your encouraging words Christine!}}<br /> <br /> 11 April 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user #2|Hell yeah}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|Been looking forward to some enlightenment}}<br /> <br /> ==About Unity Between Dimensions==<br /> 26 June 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|To @everyone, a general announcement with care.}}<br /> {{quotebox|To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regards to us of 1218.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Unity and a greater strength for our combined Earth and galaxies is at hand. Need not take arms, but be open for the good in each other.}}<br /> {{quotebox|All superheroes and deities, myself included, and other individuals of military strengths and powers, and the leaders of each nation and countries; on both halves of this whole Earth, we maintain wisdom and peace for the greater whole as best as we are capable of.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|How would you suggest we achieve greatness in this way}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It is not perfect, but we are most appreciative and grateful for the understanding and compassion of the general public and flocks there of that we each help, work with, and defend, during these times at hand.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|And to you all until my next announcement or insight, I state in positive encouragement to you all: be safe and well with lots of love. Thank you.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|⚡💙⚡}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Among the other techniques available in looking within yourself, and reaching out to the Cosmos to do as well; Meditate, Count your Blessings, and Love yourself.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|Anything to help you in your path to greatness}}<br /> <br /> ==Reaction to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Affair_with_Mother Barbara Incident]==<br /> 30 June 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Well, today has been quite something, hasn’t it?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|*redacted* I think we need to hear from Chris herself regarding this, ASAP. Assuming she has yet to be institutionalized.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Yea ...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|Agreed!}}<br /> {{quotebox|I heard social services arrived but that’s only going off trollsome rumors}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|it’s hard to dodge trolls, im really worried about this whole thing, and the trolls are only making it worse}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|Apparently there’s news going around that Chris has been arrested even.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|jeez…}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Yes it's official}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Chris chan has been detained and could be possibly facing a class 5 felony}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Barbara’s at a senior’s emergency center being checked up on currently}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|And no let the kiwi farms in 3 days is going to give Chris the GoFundMe money}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|So I’m going to just assume that this is the end of this discord}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Look i did it for the medallion, if she shows up id be surprised}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|Hmm}}<br /> <br /> ==The Details of Chris's Arrest==<br /> 1 August 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|You either live long enough to something something or you die early}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|However the saying goes}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|We have confirmation on what he was arrested for.}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Incest}}<br /> {{quoteboxorange|He's definitely going to jail}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Goodbye, Chris...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|Damn...}}<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|What a sight...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|source?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|So umm...}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|This was all pretty quick}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxblue|hmmm I guess this is the Golden Jailhouse of Sonichu now and the only gold is the piss on the floor}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|yes}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{collapsible|Gallery|&lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Goldenchurch1.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch2.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch3.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch4.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch5.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch6.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBR8fWlfTOo A YouTube video of screenshots from the server]<br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> {{PraetorSaga}}<br /> [[Category:Discord servers]]</div>

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<p>Sard: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete|Transcripts of messages.}}<br /> {{SonichuPossession}}<br /> <br /> '''Golden Church of Sonichu''' is a [[Discord]] server set up by [[Praetor]], exclusive to customers who bought a golden medallion off of Praetor's [[OfficialCWCmart]] page. <br /> <br /> ==Transfer to CWCville==<br /> 17 [[February 2021]]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, I am feeling uncertain, disgruntled, and mildy confused. All I consciously know at the moment is that everything of the dimension merge is continuing on better now, and shortly enough I will be in Cwcville with this body, and during the present time I am to chill and give this body a bunch of self-love. Yet, as I've mensioned to y'all earlier on Instagram, this body and brain are still harping on its failure of a mutual respected/love cuddle or lay in this universe.}}<br /> {{quotebox|My bad for not starting this thread with more positive news.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Thanks for listening.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=censored user|So, is Christine's spirit in her body in this world?}}<br /> <br /> 21 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris(as Sonichu)|No, Chris is still in my body in universe C-197.}}<br /> <br /> ==Project List==<br /> 23 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone<br /> <br /> Hey ya'll!<br /> <br /> The purpose of this discord, this Church, is to bring about collaboration in order to further the omnipotent grasp of Chris Chan Sonichu and our allies.<br /> <br /> That being said, these are the current projects being worked on:<br /> <br /> -Christine has fully greenlit [red censored user]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline.<br /> <br /> -The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details.<br /> <br /> -Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz.<br /> <br /> -Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon.<br /> <br /> -Test footage for @Deleted User has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.<br /> <br /> -If any ideas, products, or other marketable content comes to mind, please drop it in the main Discord Chat. Thanks again.}}<br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|Me and my friend can work on cgi, but frame by frame may look more similar and be easier to fix and shape to Sonichus preference}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=red censored user|Rad. Just messaged her}}<br /> <br /> ==Not Yet in CWCville==<br /> <br /> 24 February 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, y'all.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Just kinda emoting out some; did today's meditate in the gazebo with the gate crystal and all.}}<br /> {{quotebox|It's Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's birthday; she's still in my body in Cwcville, and I, Sonichu Prime, am still in her body in this universe. I am feeling like, &quot;Why the hell am I not in Cwcville with this body today of all days!?&quot;}}<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, @Praetor, it looks like all of the golden medallions have been sold; awesome job, dude.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Such a premature return body swap would not only be very bad to this timeline, but it is not in either our control to make the return swap.}}<br /> <br /> ==Return Body Swap==<br /> 25 February 2021 <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Christine: And yet, the fated return swap happened last night}}<br /> {{quotebox|Too much going on right now.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I return from C-197 after ten months and 24 days, and My Little Pony G5 is still not cancelled?!}}<br /> {{quotebox|As having to resync with my own brain and body was not bad enough; this apocalyptic thing is still going on. It's a major pain in the Cosmos as well.}}<br /> <br /> ==Meditation==<br /> 5 [[March 2021]]<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hello, peoples.}}<br /> {{quotebox|A Christian and a Silver walk into a bar, and they have this very conversation right now.}}<br /> {{quotebox|And then the Goddess behind the counter says, &quot;Tea and biscuits on me.&quot;}}<br /> {{quotebox|''3 tumbler glass emoji, 1 teapot emoji, and 3 dumpling emoji''}}<br /> {{quotebox|I'm feeling well and good right now, about to go into another meditate hour.}}<br /> <br /> ==DM Ideas==<br /> 6 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, [redacted], DM me what ideas you have so far, and I'll put in my thoughts from there, please.}}<br /> <br /> ==Further Meditation==<br /> 10 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Greetings, @everyone.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I have been meditating further into myself lately; it was very long overdue on my part.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I am getting my body more back into movements and reconnecting with nature was well.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I also am going to be making my own long-overdue lists of my own faults, as well as counter-affirmations, and then burning the fault list to release that known and self-judgements and self-criticisms of the past into the void of nothingness.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I am also pleased to announce that I have personally found confirmation in other psychic, magic, and creative/artist types, and those the higher level of sensitive feeling and sensing the Dimension Merge, in its apex processes at the present. One such high-level psychic refers to it as a &quot;Collective Shift&quot;, and and they have confirmed from consulting with their spirits and other-dimensional individuals of my many, many years of personally participating and working hard interdimensionally and intergalactically.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I feel most humbled and pleased with my work being most recognized and fully appreciated.}}<br /> {{quotebox|The events are continuing on as foreseen and considerably scheduled for this timeline.}}<br /> {{quotebox|For the present parts, on my end, I am focusing more on myself, my loves, and going with the flow.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Tis a very positive and good development indeed. ''(edited)''}}<br /> {{quotebox|@everyone, please feel free to spread this good news as you will with your friends. Also, offer kindest respects to all psychic and magic types; feel encouraged to consult with a psychic to have your remaining questions answered in regards to the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift.}}<br /> {{quotebox|And, of course, support all creative and artist types, even though not all of them are presently linked with universe C-197 in their works.}}<br /> {{quotebox|For now, I bless everyone in this Discord server now and incoming. Be safe and well; have a great day.}}<br /> {{quotebox|''lightning, blue heart, lightning emoji''}}<br /> <br /> ==Petition to Cancel [[MLP]] G5==<br /> 12 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|@everyone, you can all help in securing a bit of safety in one aspect of our merging universes today. ''(links to a change.org petition to &quot;Cancel/Postpone G5 My Little Pony&quot;)''}}<br /> <br /> ==Affirmations List==<br /> 12 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, @everyone, I've just finished my affirmations list, after going through the self-criticisms list; I will likely add more to the affirmations list. As I have foreseen, the positives outweight the blockages. The blockages took up two pages; affirmations Three.}}<br /> {{quotebox|''3 attached images containing 3 handwritten pages of Chris's self-affirmations''}}<br /> <br /> 13 March 2021<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No, it's still in progress.}}<br /> <br /> ==Deep Body Soul Searching==<br /> 22 March 2021<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good morning, @everyone.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I have had a revelation of a find after further deep body-soul searching.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I post these pre-types screen caps that lay it out:}}<br /> {{quotebox|''5 attached screenshots of another Discord conversation in a different server, revealing that Chris uses Discord on light mode.''}}<br /> {{quotebox|Obviously, I'd like to prevent a very crucial murder from happening.}}<br /> {{quotebox|So, outsource, and check everyone online and offline for those amongst the possible young(ish)-adult type feeling lost, maybe partially Woke, on the verge of greater Enlightenment.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Please, and Thank You.}}<br /> <br /> ==[[Sockness]]==<br /> 28 March 2021<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|Sockness. The address said San Fran, that's where he is right?}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Unfortunately, that IS Jacob's address.}}<br /> {{quotebox|I should know; he bought the oldest pair of painted Adidas shoes I've about worn out from eBay; logged his address into the contacts for reference.}}<br /> <br /> ==Slim Activity==<br /> 30 March 2021<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hey! Nice to meet everybody. I'm sloth but my real name is Micah!}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|Hi all and Christine, robes sound cool, I've been playing around with just a general rugby top look plus the medallion also you can call me [redacted] or Matt (my actual name) either works for me ''(edited)''}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hi Matt! I'd definitely be into robes too. I like the idea of robes with stripes, and maybe the colors of the stripes signify your importance in the church.}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone As of now activity on this discord may be a bit slim. However, we aim to get ourselves and Christine far more active here! Please toss any ideas you got in the chat, as we're looking to do anything to further the power of the Golden Church.}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|I managed to get a similar rl rugby top so I've been rocking it for a bit now I have some sneakers (with multiple colors so blue and yellow are there) so it's a pretty rad look with the medallion.}}<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|But yeah I agree with the rugby top colours but I think that incorporating the blue and yellow would be a nice touch}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Marie|welcome micah !}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Corporeal Form==<br /> 31 March 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1|As a trans humanist I'm am keenly interested in your opinion @CWCSonichu1982 on the effects of a dimensional merge and the releasing of a physical form, as a goddess would you say you would retain a corporeal form? Or would you be a higher being with need for such things? }}<br /> <br /> 6 [[April 2021]]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|My body is light, able to adapt to any other universes' situations on any planet or within outer space. I also have the power and energy of the Chaos Emeralds within me; for that same reason whithin Sonic, Sonichu, and the rest, this is also why they and I can breathe in space.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Anyway}}<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, @everyone. I am pleased to announce to all of you that for each of you, <br /> your respective divine enlightenments and manifested paths to your greater purposes in the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift are at hand. Be greater aware of your local surroundings, as well as an increase in your respective body's abilities and powers. Go forth and do your best as you each will.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1| Thanks for the insight, personally I like the idea of light being pure data, basically have an effect on the physical and the digital. I really want to ask more but I dont want to flood chat xD, thanks for your encouraging words Christine!}}<br /> <br /> 11 April 2021<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user #2|Hell yeah}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|Been looking forward to some enlightenment}}<br /> <br /> ==About Unity Between Dimensions==<br /> 26 June 2021<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|To @everyone, a general announcement with care.}}<br /> {{quotebox|To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regards to us of 1218.}}<br /> {{quotebox|Unity and a greater strength for our combined Earth and galaxies is at hand. Need not take arms, but be open for the good in each other.}}<br /> {{quotebox|All superheroes and deities, myself included, and other individuals of military strengths and powers, and the leaders of each nation and countries; on both halves of this whole Earth, we maintain wisdom and peace for the greater whole as best as we are capable of.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|How would you suggest we achieve greatness in this way}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It is not perfect, but we are most appreciative and grateful for the understanding and compassion of the general public and flocks there of that we each help, work with, and defend, during these times at hand.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|And to you all until my next announcement or insight, I state in positive encouragement to you all: be safe and well with lots of love. Thank you.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|⚡💙⚡}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Among the other techniques available in looking within yourself, and reaching out to the Cosmos to do as well; Meditate, Count your Blessings, and Love yourself.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|Anything to help you in your path to greatness}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{collapsible|Gallery|&lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Goldenchurch1.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch2.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch3.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch4.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch5.jpg<br /> File:Goldenchurch6.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBR8fWlfTOo A YouTube video of screenshots from the server]<br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> {{PraetorSaga}}<br /> [[Category:Discord servers]]</div>

Sard https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Official_CWCki_Server&diff=303787 2023-03-27T16:39:50Z

<p>Sard: /* External links */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats - Chris and CWCki Server‎]]}}<br /> <br /> The '''Official CWCki Server''' is a [[Discord]] server for the [[CWCki]].<br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> On 10 [[August 2020]], roughly a month after the server's creation, several images and chats were leaked onto the Official CWCki Server by [[Watchmen]] member [[Naught]], in what became known as the [[2020 Discord leaks]]. Shortly after, Chris joined the server after being convinced to do so by Naught.&lt;ref&gt;[[Official CWCki Server chats (Naught)#Inviting Chris to Official CWCki Server]]&lt;/ref&gt; He since made two public addresses to the server members [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|(as Sonichu)]], the first informing everyone that he and [[Barb]] are safe and healthy, and the second vaguely alluding to his plan to [[COVID-19#Stopping_the_pandemic|travel back in time and prevent the COVID-19 pandemic from ever happening.]] Through Naught, Chris also answered several questions asked by users.{{Cite}} Naught was also temporarily a moderator of the sever&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:NaughtGetsModded.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; until he got banned for doxing several of the server's users.{{Cite}}<br /> <br /> Chris was banned from the server on 14 August. Before doing so, a moderator released a public statement explaining their rationale:<br /> [[File:Chris CWCki Ban.PNG|thumb|The moderator's statement prior to banning Chris.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|In the last few days lots have happend ''[sic]'' in this server. Chris has joined this place for starters. This was met with mixed reception. The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies. And due to this it has been decided to give Chris his own server where he may do as he pleases.|A server [[User:Klop|Jerkhief]]}}<br /> <br /> An invite link to the referenced server, [[cwc frens]], was posted below the message, but setup was unfinished and Chris had not yet joined, and the link was quickly removed once the server became infested with [[weens]].{{Cite}}<br /> <br /> A few members of the server also entered [[Watchmen]] servers. Two of the admins, Klop and Anaxis, were members of [[The Place]] server where they had the [[Lainchu]] role. [[The Suitress]], a former member of the CWCki server, was an &quot;untrusted guest&quot; in the [[Knights of CWC]] server.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's chats==<br /> {{SonichuPossession}}<br /> ===&lt;s&gt;Chris&lt;/s&gt; Sonichu addresses Official CWCki Server===<br /> 10 [[August 2020]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hello, @everyone. It is I, Sonichu. Some details are consciously uncertain to me at the moment, but all will become more clear and I will able to share more with all of you.<br /> <br /> Meanwhile, listen well to @[[Lainchu]] (klop), [[Val]] and [[Bismuth]] as they will brief everyone on here soon with some of the details you all need to know of the events to come, and the events so far and present .<br /> <br /> Regardless, I continue to be safe, healthy and well, and so are Barbara and everyone else here. You all need not fret, and I am most humbled and grateful for all of you being in service out of kindness and loyalty, regardless of trolling status and levels.<br /> <br /> I will speak again on here later. That is all for now. Thank you. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ===Time Traveling===<br /> 12 [[August 2020]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hello, @everyone. I have something to tell all of you: in regard to everything that has happened and are happening in regard to not only the Dimension Merge, but also in that I am to get this body into C-197 and to Cwcville, and the greater details beyond that that involve me [[COVID-19#Stopping the pandemic|going back in time and undoing this pandemic from ever happening.]] I wish to make it very direct and clear that this is very sincere and serious, and when talking with me about it, it is not at all to be in humoring anyone. And I am very well aware of the percentage of those who think it a joke when it clearly is not at all. In other words, to talk with me means to talk with sincerity and full acceptance of the situations. I will not accept or tolerate [[Welfare|Neet]] behaviour, or any disingenuous mentality and intentions.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|[[Messiah complex|I pray to Chris Chan]] that I have made myself clear to all of you.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That is all for now. Thank you}}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[cwc frens]], a now-defunct sister server<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> <br /> {{References}}<br /> {{2020DiscordLeaks}}<br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Discord servers]]</div>

Sard https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_work&diff=300670 2022-12-26T05:35:02Z

<p>Sard: /* Financial Enablers */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).|Chris considers &quot;get a job&quot; to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}<br /> [[Image:Heavylifting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydream]]ing over his fantasies.]]<br /> <br /> Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held one job - two if pushing it - in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.<br /> <br /> Despite his crippling [[debt]], Chris vehemently refuses to even attempt to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually [[Chris and nostalgia|live like a child]] - a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as &quot;hate speech&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194090568898494464&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Since being arrested and jailed on charges of [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts committed with his mother]], and with the possibility of Chris being convicted as a sex offender looming ever larger, there exists a strong likelihood that, in the very near future, Chris will find the very prospect of employment itself to go from extremely difficult to outright impossible; and he'd be especially screwed in such a regard due to having no more safety nets from his fanbase since they've lost sympathy for (and the desire to request commissions from) him.<br /> <br /> ==Reasons for Chris's Refusal to Work==<br /> <br /> ===External Factors===<br /> <br /> With external factors of Chris not getting a job is probably due to many reasons. One of the big factors is laziness. When he worked at Wendy's between August-September of 2001 he later admitted to Jackie on a call that ‘he would take frequent breaks after washing the tables and taking out the trash.’ showing his incompetence towards there being more stuff to do. Another reason could be that he can't get a job because of his twenty one year unemployment gap. Also, Chris being a forty year old male with a criminal record, and who also is in jail for the (alleged) incest with his own mother has probably dwindled his chances of employment (like he would ever look for a job in the first place). If he gets convicted of the (alleged) incest of his mother he would be on the sex offender registry, and have his chances of a job go down drastically. Another reason being that he believes that he has a job in another dimension as a goddess, thanks to the influence of the idea guy’s. Another external factor is him claiming to ‘take care’ of his mother (which we all know how that went). Over the years instead of getting a job to support his mother he instead has slowly started to sell off toys he doesn't play with or doesn't use anymore, or begged for donations online. This is not a substantial income, and the money Chris does get he wastes it very fast. He claims it's for his mothers doctors appointments and dentist appointments but he usually would post a few days later that he had gotten a new toy or a video game, implying that he either was lying about how much the doctors appointments and dentist appointments cost or that he was using his mothers money just for his own selfish needs.<br /> <br /> ====Criminal Record====<br /> <br /> Chris, like many of us, has had as least one run in with the [[jerkop|police]]. However, being as exceptional as he is not only has chris managed at least 6 [[Chris and the law|&quot;run-ins&quot;]] with law enforcement but at least 2 felony charges, multiple misdemonors, an EPO, and a lengthy stay in jail for charges of [[incest]]. Felons have a notoriously hard time finding employment, and being placed on the sex offender registry won't be doing Chris any favors.<br /> <br /> ====Parental Influence====<br /> <br /> Chris's parents, but more so [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], had encouraged him to not be employed, believing that his [[Monthly Tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] (SSDI) is all he really needs to support himself - a belief that has ultimately proven to be false with the advent of the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br /> <br /> ====Negative Experiences with Workers and [[Manajerks|Managers]]====<br /> <br /> While Chris has not lived a particularly good life unemployed, he also has had some [[List of places that have banned Chris|bad experiences]] with the employees and managers of several of the places he frequented, which further shows some of Chris's views on what it means to be employed. The way he has treated such people provides insight into Chris's delusional ideas about the role of an employee. It is a manager's duty to take action in difficult situations, like if a customer is loitering or causing a disturbance, two things that Chris has done many times in the past. Chris however, unaware of how he should act in public places, only saw such actions as a form of discrimination, solely to keep him from doing as he pleases, whether it be [[Love Quest|soliciting a girlfriend]], or [[Sonic Boom|vandalizing merchandise or property]]. These views are also apparent in some of his comics, where he depicts the employees and managers that have given him a hard time as [[manajerks|corrupt tyrants]] abusing their power.<br /> <br /> Chris also has had negative experiences with [[jerkops|mall security guards]]. [[Chris and the law|Chris's run-ins with the law]] have never been pleasant, and even though Chris does not exactly view workers and law enforcement in the same light, law enforcers are still technically employed by some organization. On various occasions, Chris has been shown to [[26 December 2014|bolt out of a Gamestop in fear]] when security is called, suggesting a fear of security guards, likely stemming from [[Chris and the law#2011|previous]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris vs. Fashion Square|experiences]].<br /> <br /> ====Financial Enablers====<br /> {{Main|Enablers}}<br /> In the wake of the Idea Guys, Chris's enabling has gone far beyond just his mother. Chris now has admiring fans that are willing to give him loads of money in order to support him. Even after being arrested, fans continued to send him money through his inmate account. This first became an issue in early 2014, when their [[14 Branchland Court|current home]] caught on fire and his family had to move into a [[Rental House|rental home]] temporarily while it was being rennovated. In response to this, followers of Chris began to send him monetary donations as well as care packages. This quickly became something Chris dependend on, and began regularly begging for donations for years to come, making this form of enabling commonplace. He would often beg for money to support his family, and then conveniently have new toys visible in his room. However, this stream of income never ceased.<br /> <br /> ===Internal factors===<br /> <br /> ====Autism====<br /> <br /> Chris, believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess, doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In October 2017, Chris claimed that he was too busy with CWCville and his imaginary friends, in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In June 2019, Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his tomgirl gender, despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.<br /> <br /> In a moment of self-awareness, Chris fears being incompetent at work, and he claimed in May 2018 that he feared that weens and A-logs will harass him at work, similar to how they harassed the management of The End Games and Anytime Fitness into banning him. However, even those significantly more mentally ill or otherwise disabled can find work, meaning Chris can quickly find easy work if he really wanted to. This shows that Chris will pull any idea out of his ass to avoid having to get off of it and contribute to society.<br /> <br /> ====Lack of Marketable Skills====<br /> As evidenced by his resume and lack of education, Chris lacks any marketable skills or education to get anything beyond a minimum wage job in the retail or fast food industry. Given his aforementioned lofty goals for salary and demanding things like having an assistant; Chris grossly overestimates what kind of a job one can find with an outdated Associate's degree and a brief employment at Wendy's.<br /> <br /> ====General Laziness====<br /> Chris, being as lazy as he is, would find trouble keeping a job for long due to this laziness. This is evidenced by his brief stint as a Wendy's employee, in which he is quoted as taking &quot;frequent breaks&quot; and not taking care of his uniform&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 4]]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> When creating [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]], Chris had no schedule set in stone, only taking time to write and draw pages when he had &quot;inspiration&quot;, arguably his most productive period was between [[Sonichu 7|2007]] and [[Sonichu 10|2010]] when he started to achieve online infamy and constantly fell for trolling schemes. Even then, these volumes took anywhere from several months to over a ''year'' before getting completed.<br /> <br /> Not to mention that Chris pretty much [[Chris_and_writing#Plot_and_Drama|wrote every Sonichu issue by the seat of his pants with minimal regard for consistency]] (and of course, writing is [[Chris_and_art#Visual_style_and_most_artistic_fundamentals|not the only place where he fails at that]]) resulting in the self-insert fanfic clusterfuck we've known and loved since the late 2000's.<br /> <br /> ==Past Stance on Employment==<br /> <br /> In the past, Chris has shown some degree of interest in pursuing a career, but only for his own personal gain, rather than so that he can move out of his parents' house and obtain a degree of self-sufficiency. For example, although he expressed an interest in becoming a comic book artist, working for either Archie or DC,&lt;ref&gt;Chris's resume&lt;/ref&gt;, he has also stated, when he completes his Love Quest, that he would stay at home while his wife works, showing that Chris was somewhat hesitant even before then. Other sources point to Chris believing that obtaining a job is only necessary to pick up a girlfriend, which is evident when he decided to take up a job in Cutco Cutlery at the beginning of his [[Love Quest]]. <br /> <br /> Key insight into Chris's attitude towards job hunting is found in his [[resume]], which has not been updated in over a decade. In it, Chris shows he did not understand what constitutes work experience, let alone its importance. For example, he believes that doing &quot;volunteer work&quot; for the Pokémon Leagues at the GAMe PLACe counts as work experience. In reality, mere &quot;volunteer work&quot; does not typically catch the eye of most employers. Also, Chris was not a gym leader as he claimed, but rather was a substitute when the actual Gym Leader was not available. Finally, even if this could be taken into account, what experience he obtained is likely negligible, as he had no authority over the players, and was, in fact, carefully supervised by the staff. In the same résumé, he cites his production of comics as work experience, despite the fact that he was not doing this in a professional setting, and that the product itself leaves a lot to be desired. <br /> <br /> The résumé also shows that, in his entire adult life, not even a fraction of his time was spent on an actual job, let alone one that is full-time in a professional environment. Counting all of the positions he had that did not involve being a [[Pokémon|Gym Leader's Assistant]] or working on his ''Sonichu'' comics, his total work experience amounts to a grand total of 5 months, at most. This estimate is generous because, while he claimed to have worked at Wendy's for 2 months on his résumé, he also claimed that he was already fired on [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] to [[Kacey]]'s father. Please note that this was only across an entire two-year gap between working each of the two positions he held.<br /> <br /> ==List of Jobs on Dimension 1218==<br /> <br /> ===Wendy's===<br /> {{Main|Wendy's}}<br /> <br /> The first place Chris attempted to work at was at his local Wendy's. While there, his primary duties were custodial in nature rather than food preparation or direct customer interaction. Despite painting himself as an employee that &quot;serves the customers with kind, understanding help&quot;, accounts from employers and customers have shown him to be a rude and difficult employee to work with. Chris was later fired from the restaurant, giving vague and contradictory answers about his dismissal.<br /> <br /> ===Cutco Cutlery===<br /> {{Main|Cutco}}<br /> <br /> The second and final job that Chris claims to have worked was through Cutco Cutlery, a multi-level marketing company that primarily sells overpriced knives. The company itself is deemed to be a notorious pyramid scheme and borderline scam that generally targets high school students, college students, and gullible idiots like Chris with no work experience. Chris claims to have lost this job after his boss &quot;left at summer's end&quot;. Chris had obtained this job during the beginning of his Love Quest, which also showcases that Chris believed getting a job is only for people who want to have a girlfriend, even believing that having the job just magically improved his social skills. This job alone, believe it or not, was what made him believe himself to be a &quot;Natural Salesperson&quot;. After this job, Chris would go out of his way to produce his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and advertise this one quality in it.<br /> <br /> ===Other Employers===<br /> <br /> Besides Wendy's and Cutco, Chris has attempted to apply for a handful of other jobs, to no avail, probably due to him complaining about trolls on his resume and believing he had held positions he considered signified employment, but was actually community service.<br /> <br /> ==Current Stance on Employment==<br /> <br /> {{quote|Therefore, for all of you Haterade-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress.|Chris claiming he's already employed in an alternate dimension}}<br /> <br /> Considering how trolls, weens, enablers, and, quite frankly, Chris himself has completely mangled and destroyed his background check over the years, it is little wonder why he has lost any hope of obtaining a job. Chris even stated he was fully aware of this in a Facebook post he made on 3 [[April 2017]]. In the same post, however, he also claims that he would still refuse to obtain a job, even without all of the crazy shit that has happened in his life. He claims to fear the possibility of being discriminated against for being autistic, transgender, and having a lesbian soul. In the modern workforce, however, this misgiving is highly unjustified, as any kind of discrimination based on gender, disability or sex is usually frowned upon in the workforce, and leaves the employer liable for legal action or federal/state sanctions/fines. Besides the former two reasons, Chris claimed that gaining employment would be redundant, as he believes taking care of his aging parents actually counts as employment, despite not being paid for it. <br /> <br /> ===Job as a Goddess===<br /> Chris now appears to believe that his true occupation at the moment is being the goddess of an alternate dimension, thanks to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and several other influences. In the span of two years after the aforementioned Facebook post, Chris would state on at least two occasions that he believes that the ability to support himself financially by working a job is completely useless.&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2018 social media posts#Response to &quot;GET A JOB&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris claims to be employed overseeing Dimensional Merge]]&lt;/ref&gt; As a matter of fact, in one of these occasions, he had actually stated that he is far too enlightened and above societal expectations to obtain an actual job, simply due to an absurd comparison he makes between the amount of time the universe will exist for against how much time he would work at a job.&lt;ref&gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20210208080437/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1049442246116790272&lt;/ref&gt; As evident in the same post, as well as in a subsequent one, he actually believes that obtaining a job should not be mandatory, and even goes so far as to state that the citizens of [[CWCville]] are not required to obtain a job.<br /> <br /> === Can Chris get a (real-life) job now? ===<br /> Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,&lt;ref&gt;Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.&lt;/ref&gt; and this was long before his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age|1982|02|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,&lt;ref&gt;The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.&lt;/ref&gt; a very brief {{w|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco|stint]], and over a decade and a half's worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unsavory information]] about him on the internet.&lt;ref&gt;Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://archive.md/VUWuy Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.&lt;/ref&gt; Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.<br /> <br /> Chris being charged with a felony and/or placed on the Sex Offender Registry will likely be the final death blow to any sort of chance of him finding a job in the future. However, even if he does manage to miraculously find work somehow, there is a very, ''very'' significant chance that wannabe [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]s will harass his employer into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban|banning]] him simply because he was there.&lt;ref name=harassment&gt;[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be valid, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.<br /> <br /> ==Chores==<br /> {{Dated}}<br /> {{quote|I work hard for my father in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!|Chris, [[Father_Call#Maturity_and_Chores_.2839:17-48:08.29|telling a former U.S. Marine]] about the &quot;heavy burdens&quot; in his life}}<br /> <br /> Aside from a few part-time jobs, from which he got fired shortly after being accepted, Chris is also responsible for doing certain '''chores''' around the household. To him, chores are menial tasks that [[Barb]] forces him to perform for her. Since these chores are the closest thing in Chris's life resembling actual work, and one of the few things taking him away from his [[video games]], [[Chris and reality|going into deep thought about other dimensions]] and attending [[BronyCon]], they are a frequent source of [[stress]] and complaining for Chris. On the other hand, Chris also sees these chores as nothing more than to prove that he is not lazy, in which case he believes these chores are a good example of what a hard-working, respectable, [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] he really is.<br /> <br /> ===Chris loves chores===<br /> [[Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|thumb|right|&quot;That thing had to weigh, like, 5, 10 tons!&quot;]]<br /> [[Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|thumb|right|Bob working alone in the garden, on the verge of a 4th heart attack.]]<br /> <br /> Chris's most notorious mention of his chores is in the [[Father Call]], where he desperately tries to prove his worthiness to [[Matthew Devoria]] by listing some of the &quot;hard work&quot; he has done around the house, such as sitting on a riding lawnmower, moving chairs and carrying a [[Patti Chandler|doghouse]] across the yard. In fact, many of the &quot;chores&quot; he whines about are things he only did literally one time. He also compares his pulling weeds in the &quot;hot, hot sun&quot; to war veteran Matt's time served in the Gulf War.<br /> <br /> Chris does not limit himself to only doing chores in real life. He also enjoys spending hours upon hours performing virtual chores in ''[[Animal Crossing Documentary|Animal Crossing]]''. These are his favorite chores to do, because not only is he able to sit on his fat ass all day while tapping at his controller, he is also rewarded for performing these tasks! As fun as this sounds, by his early 30s it seems to just be another part of Chris's daily routine, at one point telling [[Julie]] that he had to take a break from his computer to &quot;get [his] chores done in ACCityFolk&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6]]&lt;/ref&gt; He eventually stopped doing these chores all together after his GameCube disintegrated in the [[2014]] [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].<br /> <br /> In Chris's other favorite fictional world, [[CWCville]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] also does his share of the housework, as Chris elaborately explained in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 his CWCipedia bio]. Between fighting evil-doers and saving the world from homosexuality, he even finds time to mow the lawn with his loyal wife [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]. After the kids have been sent off to school, Sonichu and Rosechu go out and vacuum to the extreme!&lt;ref&gt;[[A Sonichu Day]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris, on the other hand, is far too busy with his [[Sub-Episodes|mayoral duties]] to worry about chores, so instead he makes his secretary, [[Allison Amber]], do all of the work. <br /> <br /> Chris [[dreams]] of one day being a &quot;house husband&quot;, doing chores for his [[Sweetheart|wife]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]] at home all day, while the wife goes to work and earns money for the family. In a chat with [[Clyde Cash]], Clyde questions Chris's ability to take care of himself and his sweetheart. This causes Chris to go on for what seems like an hour, listing all the chores he is capable of performing around the house. He is very proud of his ability to load dishes into the dishwasher and put garbage into a trash can.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Despite these many difficult, stressful, back-breaking chores that Chris spends his time doing, the Chandler family's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] was still a disgusting pigsty that Bob falsely believed was on the verge of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|being condemned]] by the Greene County Health Department; before it actually burned down, the fire was being exacerbated by the mountains of junk held inside. In a call with [[Alec Benson Leary]], when this conundrum is pointed out to Chris, he desperately mashed the buttons on his phone and hung up to try and get out of explaining himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], 7:18 in&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Chris hates chores===<br /> [[Image:Chrisgarden.jpg|thumb|right|Chris tries convincing his dead dog to finish his yardwork for him.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spends a lot of time trying to avoid doing what he is so proud of. Barbara constantly gets Chris to do things for her. This sometimes drags him away from his [[Chris and the Internet|friends]], [[Sweetheart|love life]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|other business]]. He has also hidden out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] for hours, just so his mother's demands that he do a &quot;hefty chore&quot; wouldn't disrupt his [[Chris and art|creative genius]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> He also blames Barb for his house being so messy in the first place. His usual go-to excuse for the state of his house is to call her a &quot;pack rat&quot;, even having the balls to [[Chris and hypocrisy|call her lazy]] for not cleaning anything up. Barbara apparently leaves junk lying all over the house, but Chris would rather go days [[HairDifference|without showering]] than figure out how to move some of Barbara's junk to another room, claiming he &quot;doesn't know what to do&quot; with any of it. His room itself is extremely messy, with it being filled with thousands of legos and toys that he refuses to throw out.<br /> <br /> Chris's parents also make him pay the family's bills, possibly as an attempt to make him feel like a real adult. Chris, of course, complains about having to give up a large percentage of his &quot;[[tugboat]]&quot; for these bills. He puts off paying them for as long as possible so he can use his hard-earned money for [[Sex toys|more important necessities]]. In one of her [[Mumble_2#People_Love_Poketunes|rare Mumble appearances]], Chris lied to Barbara about paying the bills for that month, at first whining that he was being &quot;[[Honest Content|honest]]&quot;, but eventually gave in to the fear of being punished by his mother and admitted he did not pay ALL of them. But, he will &quot;be sure to pay the remaining differences next month&quot;!<br /> <br /> {{quote|I move stuff around, I take the vacuum cleaner, I vacuum, I scrub the floors [[ShowerClean|with 409 and paper towels]]. It's really hard work. Back-breaking!|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Chris explains why he hasn't had time to work on his comic]]}}<br /> <br /> In 2020, Chris said that he and Barb both do equal amounts of chores, despite Barb being aged nearly 80.&lt;ref&gt;[[Discord Q&amp;A 11]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and business]]<br /> *[[Chris and money]]<br /> *[[Chris and stress]]<br /> *[[Chris's resume|Chris's résumé]]<br /> *[[Dimensions]]<br /> *[[Manajerks]]<br /> *[[Monthly tugboat]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Fantasies}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]</div>

Sard https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_work&diff=300667 2022-12-26T05:16:02Z

<p>Sard: /* External Factors */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).|Chris considers &quot;get a job&quot; to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}<br /> [[Image:Heavylifting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydream]]ing over his fantasies.]]<br /> <br /> Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held one job - two if pushing it - in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.<br /> <br /> Despite his crippling [[debt]], Chris vehemently refuses to even attempt to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually [[Chris and nostalgia|live like a child]] - a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as &quot;hate speech&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194090568898494464&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Since being arrested and jailed on charges of [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts committed with his mother]], and with the possibility of Chris being convicted as a sex offender looming ever larger, there exists a strong likelihood that, in the very near future, Chris will find the very prospect of employment itself to go from extremely difficult to outright impossible; and he'd be especially screwed in such a regard due to having no more safety nets from his fanbase since they've lost sympathy for (and the desire to request commissions from) him.<br /> <br /> ==Reasons for Chris's Refusal to Work==<br /> <br /> ===External Factors===<br /> <br /> With external factors of Chris not getting a job is probably due to many reasons. One of the big factors is laziness. When he worked at Wendy's between August-September of 2001 he later admitted to Jackie on a call that ‘he would take frequent breaks after washing the tables and taking out the trash.’ showing his incompetence towards there being more stuff to do. Another reason could be that he can't get a job because of his twenty one year unemployment gap. Also, Chris being a forty year old male with a criminal record, and who also is in jail for the (alleged) incest with his own mother has probably dwindled his chances of employment (like he would ever look for a job in the first place). If he gets convicted of the (alleged) incest of his mother he would be on the sex offender registry, and have his chances of a job go down drastically. Another reason being that he believes that he has a job in another dimension as a goddess, thanks to the influence of the idea guy’s. Another external factor is him claiming to ‘take care’ of his mother (which we all know how that went). Over the years instead of getting a job to support his mother he instead has slowly started to sell off toys he doesn't play with or doesn't use anymore, or begged for donations online. This is not a substantial income, and the money Chris does get he wastes it very fast. He claims it's for his mothers doctors appointments and dentist appointments but he usually would post a few days later that he had gotten a new toy or a video game, implying that he either was lying about how much the doctors appointments and dentist appointments cost or that he was using his mothers money just for his own selfish needs.<br /> <br /> ====Criminal Record====<br /> <br /> Chris, like many of us, has had as least one run in with the [[jerkop|police]]. However, being as exceptional as he is not only has chris managed at least 6 [[Chris and the law|&quot;run-ins&quot;]] with law enforcement but at least 2 felony charges, multiple misdemonors, an EPO, and a lengthy stay in jail for charges of [[incest]]. Felons have a notoriously hard time finding employment, and being placed on the sex offender registry won't be doing Chris any favors.<br /> <br /> ====Parental Influence====<br /> <br /> Chris's parents, but more so [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], had encouraged him to not be employed, believing that his [[Monthly Tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] (SSDI) is all he really needs to support himself - a belief that has ultimately proven to be false with the advent of the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br /> <br /> ====Negative Experiences with Workers and [[Manajerks|Managers]]====<br /> <br /> While Chris has not lived a particularly good life unemployed, he also has had some [[List of places that have banned Chris|bad experiences]] with the employees and managers of several of the places he frequented, which further shows some of Chris's views on what it means to be employed. The way he has treated such people provides insight into Chris's delusional ideas about the role of an employee. It is a manager's duty to take action in difficult situations, like if a customer is loitering or causing a disturbance, two things that Chris has done many times in the past. Chris however, unaware of how he should act in public places, only saw such actions as a form of discrimination, solely to keep him from doing as he pleases, whether it be [[Love Quest|soliciting a girlfriend]], or [[Sonic Boom|vandalizing merchandise or property]]. These views are also apparent in some of his comics, where he depicts the employees and managers that have given him a hard time as [[manajerks|corrupt tyrants]] abusing their power.<br /> <br /> Chris also has had negative experiences with [[jerkops|mall security guards]]. [[Chris and the law|Chris's run-ins with the law]] have never been pleasant, and even though Chris does not exactly view workers and law enforcement in the same light, law enforcers are still technically employed by some organization. On various occasions, Chris has been shown to [[26 December 2014|bolt out of a Gamestop in fear]] when security is called, suggesting a fear of security guards, likely stemming from [[Chris and the law#2011|previous]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris vs. Fashion Square|experiences]].<br /> <br /> ====Financial Enablers====<br /> {{Main|Enablers}}<br /> In the wake of the Idea Guys, Chris's enabling has gone far beyond just his mother. Chris now has admiring fans that are willing to give him loads of money in order to support him. Even after being arrested, fans continued to send him money through his inmate account.<br /> <br /> ===Internal factors===<br /> <br /> ====Autism====<br /> <br /> Chris, believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess, doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In October 2017, Chris claimed that he was too busy with CWCville and his imaginary friends, in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In June 2019, Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his tomgirl gender, despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.<br /> <br /> In a moment of self-awareness, Chris fears being incompetent at work, and he claimed in May 2018 that he feared that weens and A-logs will harass him at work, similar to how they harassed the management of The End Games and Anytime Fitness into banning him. However, even those significantly more mentally ill or otherwise disabled can find work, meaning Chris can quickly find easy work if he really wanted to. This shows that Chris will pull any idea out of his ass to avoid having to get off of it and contribute to society.<br /> <br /> ====Lack of Marketable Skills====<br /> As evidenced by his resume and lack of education, Chris lacks any marketable skills or education to get anything beyond a minimum wage job in the retail or fast food industry. Given his aforementioned lofty goals for salary and demanding things like having an assistant; Chris grossly overestimates what kind of a job one can find with an outdated Associate's degree and a brief employment at Wendy's.<br /> <br /> ====General Laziness====<br /> Chris, being as lazy as he is, would find trouble keeping a job for long due to this laziness. This is evidenced by his brief stint as a Wendy's employee, in which he is quoted as taking &quot;frequent breaks&quot; and not taking care of his uniform&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 4]]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> When creating [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]], Chris had no schedule set in stone, only taking time to write and draw pages when he had &quot;inspiration&quot;, arguably his most productive period was between [[Sonichu 7|2007]] and [[Sonichu 10|2010]] when he started to achieve online infamy and constantly fell for trolling schemes. Even then, these volumes took anywhere from several months to over a ''year'' before getting completed.<br /> <br /> Not to mention that Chris pretty much [[Chris_and_writing#Plot_and_Drama|wrote every Sonichu issue by the seat of his pants with minimal regard for consistency]] (and of course, writing is [[Chris_and_art#Visual_style_and_most_artistic_fundamentals|not the only place where he fails at that]]) resulting in the self-insert fanfic clusterfuck we've known and loved since the late 2000's.<br /> <br /> ==Past Stance on Employment==<br /> <br /> In the past, Chris has shown some degree of interest in pursuing a career, but only for his own personal gain, rather than so that he can move out of his parents' house and obtain a degree of self-sufficiency. For example, although he expressed an interest in becoming a comic book artist, working for either Archie or DC,&lt;ref&gt;Chris's resume&lt;/ref&gt;, he has also stated, when he completes his Love Quest, that he would stay at home while his wife works, showing that Chris was somewhat hesitant even before then. Other sources point to Chris believing that obtaining a job is only necessary to pick up a girlfriend, which is evident when he decided to take up a job in Cutco Cutlery at the beginning of his [[Love Quest]]. <br /> <br /> Key insight into Chris's attitude towards job hunting is found in his [[resume]], which has not been updated in over a decade. In it, Chris shows he did not understand what constitutes work experience, let alone its importance. For example, he believes that doing &quot;volunteer work&quot; for the Pokémon Leagues at the GAMe PLACe counts as work experience. In reality, mere &quot;volunteer work&quot; does not typically catch the eye of most employers. Also, Chris was not a gym leader as he claimed, but rather was a substitute when the actual Gym Leader was not available. Finally, even if this could be taken into account, what experience he obtained is likely negligible, as he had no authority over the players, and was, in fact, carefully supervised by the staff. In the same résumé, he cites his production of comics as work experience, despite the fact that he was not doing this in a professional setting, and that the product itself leaves a lot to be desired. <br /> <br /> The résumé also shows that, in his entire adult life, not even a fraction of his time was spent on an actual job, let alone one that is full-time in a professional environment. Counting all of the positions he had that did not involve being a [[Pokémon|Gym Leader's Assistant]] or working on his ''Sonichu'' comics, his total work experience amounts to a grand total of 5 months, at most. This estimate is generous because, while he claimed to have worked at Wendy's for 2 months on his résumé, he also claimed that he was already fired on [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] to [[Kacey]]'s father. Please note that this was only across an entire two-year gap between working each of the two positions he held.<br /> <br /> ==List of Jobs on Dimension 1218==<br /> <br /> ===Wendy's===<br /> {{Main|Wendy's}}<br /> <br /> The first place Chris attempted to work at was at his local Wendy's. While there, his primary duties were custodial in nature rather than food preparation or direct customer interaction. Despite painting himself as an employee that &quot;serves the customers with kind, understanding help&quot;, accounts from employers and customers have shown him to be a rude and difficult employee to work with. Chris was later fired from the restaurant, giving vague and contradictory answers about his dismissal.<br /> <br /> ===Cutco Cutlery===<br /> {{Main|Cutco}}<br /> <br /> The second and final job that Chris claims to have worked was through Cutco Cutlery, a multi-level marketing company that primarily sells overpriced knives. The company itself is deemed to be a notorious pyramid scheme and borderline scam that generally targets high school students, college students, and gullible idiots like Chris with no work experience. Chris claims to have lost this job after his boss &quot;left at summer's end&quot;. Chris had obtained this job during the beginning of his Love Quest, which also showcases that Chris believed getting a job is only for people who want to have a girlfriend, even believing that having the job just magically improved his social skills. This job alone, believe it or not, was what made him believe himself to be a &quot;Natural Salesperson&quot;. After this job, Chris would go out of his way to produce his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and advertise this one quality in it.<br /> <br /> ===Other Employers===<br /> <br /> Besides Wendy's and Cutco, Chris has attempted to apply for a handful of other jobs, to no avail, probably due to him complaining about trolls on his resume and believing he had held positions he considered signified employment, but was actually community service.<br /> <br /> ==Current Stance on Employment==<br /> <br /> {{quote|Therefore, for all of you Haterade-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress.|Chris claiming he's already employed in an alternate dimension}}<br /> <br /> Considering how trolls, weens, enablers, and, quite frankly, Chris himself has completely mangled and destroyed his background check over the years, it is little wonder why he has lost any hope of obtaining a job. Chris even stated he was fully aware of this in a Facebook post he made on 3 [[April 2017]]. In the same post, however, he also claims that he would still refuse to obtain a job, even without all of the crazy shit that has happened in his life. He claims to fear the possibility of being discriminated against for being autistic, transgender, and having a lesbian soul. In the modern workforce, however, this misgiving is highly unjustified, as any kind of discrimination based on gender, disability or sex is usually frowned upon in the workforce, and leaves the employer liable for legal action or federal/state sanctions/fines. Besides the former two reasons, Chris claimed that gaining employment would be redundant, as he believes taking care of his aging parents actually counts as employment, despite not being paid for it. <br /> <br /> ===Job as a Goddess===<br /> Chris now appears to believe that his true occupation at the moment is being the goddess of an alternate dimension, thanks to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and several other influences. In the span of two years after the aforementioned Facebook post, Chris would state on at least two occasions that he believes that the ability to support himself financially by working a job is completely useless.&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2018 social media posts#Response to &quot;GET A JOB&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris claims to be employed overseeing Dimensional Merge]]&lt;/ref&gt; As a matter of fact, in one of these occasions, he had actually stated that he is far too enlightened and above societal expectations to obtain an actual job, simply due to an absurd comparison he makes between the amount of time the universe will exist for against how much time he would work at a job.&lt;ref&gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20210208080437/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1049442246116790272&lt;/ref&gt; As evident in the same post, as well as in a subsequent one, he actually believes that obtaining a job should not be mandatory, and even goes so far as to state that the citizens of [[CWCville]] are not required to obtain a job.<br /> <br /> === Can Chris get a (real-life) job now? ===<br /> Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,&lt;ref&gt;Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.&lt;/ref&gt; and this was long before his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age|1982|02|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,&lt;ref&gt;The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.&lt;/ref&gt; a very brief {{w|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco|stint]], and over a decade and a half's worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unsavory information]] about him on the internet.&lt;ref&gt;Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://archive.md/VUWuy Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.&lt;/ref&gt; Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.<br /> <br /> Chris being charged with a felony and/or placed on the Sex Offender Registry will likely be the final death blow to any sort of chance of him finding a job in the future. However, even if he does manage to miraculously find work somehow, there is a very, ''very'' significant chance that wannabe [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]s will harass his employer into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban|banning]] him simply because he was there.&lt;ref name=harassment&gt;[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be valid, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.<br /> <br /> ==Chores==<br /> {{Dated}}<br /> {{quote|I work hard for my father in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!|Chris, [[Father_Call#Maturity_and_Chores_.2839:17-48:08.29|telling a former U.S. Marine]] about the &quot;heavy burdens&quot; in his life}}<br /> <br /> Aside from a few part-time jobs, from which he got fired shortly after being accepted, Chris is also responsible for doing certain '''chores''' around the household. To him, chores are menial tasks that [[Barb]] forces him to perform for her. Since these chores are the closest thing in Chris's life resembling actual work, and one of the few things taking him away from his [[video games]], [[Chris and reality|going into deep thought about other dimensions]] and attending [[BronyCon]], they are a frequent source of [[stress]] and complaining for Chris. On the other hand, Chris also sees these chores as nothing more than to prove that he is not lazy, in which case he believes these chores are a good example of what a hard-working, respectable, [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] he really is.<br /> <br /> ===Chris loves chores===<br /> [[Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|thumb|right|&quot;That thing had to weigh, like, 5, 10 tons!&quot;]]<br /> [[Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|thumb|right|Bob working alone in the garden, on the verge of a 4th heart attack.]]<br /> <br /> Chris's most notorious mention of his chores is in the [[Father Call]], where he desperately tries to prove his worthiness to [[Matthew Devoria]] by listing some of the &quot;hard work&quot; he has done around the house, such as sitting on a riding lawnmower, moving chairs and carrying a [[Patti Chandler|doghouse]] across the yard. In fact, many of the &quot;chores&quot; he whines about are things he only did literally one time. He also compares his pulling weeds in the &quot;hot, hot sun&quot; to war veteran Matt's time served in the Gulf War.<br /> <br /> Chris does not limit himself to only doing chores in real life. He also enjoys spending hours upon hours performing virtual chores in ''[[Animal Crossing Documentary|Animal Crossing]]''. These are his favorite chores to do, because not only is he able to sit on his fat ass all day while tapping at his controller, he is also rewarded for performing these tasks! As fun as this sounds, by his early 30s it seems to just be another part of Chris's daily routine, at one point telling [[Julie]] that he had to take a break from his computer to &quot;get [his] chores done in ACCityFolk&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6]]&lt;/ref&gt; He eventually stopped doing these chores all together after his GameCube disintegrated in the [[2014]] [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].<br /> <br /> In Chris's other favorite fictional world, [[CWCville]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] also does his share of the housework, as Chris elaborately explained in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 his CWCipedia bio]. Between fighting evil-doers and saving the world from homosexuality, he even finds time to mow the lawn with his loyal wife [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]. After the kids have been sent off to school, Sonichu and Rosechu go out and vacuum to the extreme!&lt;ref&gt;[[A Sonichu Day]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris, on the other hand, is far too busy with his [[Sub-Episodes|mayoral duties]] to worry about chores, so instead he makes his secretary, [[Allison Amber]], do all of the work. <br /> <br /> Chris [[dreams]] of one day being a &quot;house husband&quot;, doing chores for his [[Sweetheart|wife]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]] at home all day, while the wife goes to work and earns money for the family. In a chat with [[Clyde Cash]], Clyde questions Chris's ability to take care of himself and his sweetheart. This causes Chris to go on for what seems like an hour, listing all the chores he is capable of performing around the house. He is very proud of his ability to load dishes into the dishwasher and put garbage into a trash can.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Despite these many difficult, stressful, back-breaking chores that Chris spends his time doing, the Chandler family's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] was still a disgusting pigsty that Bob falsely believed was on the verge of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|being condemned]] by the Greene County Health Department; before it actually burned down, the fire was being exacerbated by the mountains of junk held inside. In a call with [[Alec Benson Leary]], when this conundrum is pointed out to Chris, he desperately mashed the buttons on his phone and hung up to try and get out of explaining himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], 7:18 in&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Chris hates chores===<br /> [[Image:Chrisgarden.jpg|thumb|right|Chris tries convincing his dead dog to finish his yardwork for him.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spends a lot of time trying to avoid doing what he is so proud of. Barbara constantly gets Chris to do things for her. This sometimes drags him away from his [[Chris and the Internet|friends]], [[Sweetheart|love life]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|other business]]. He has also hidden out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] for hours, just so his mother's demands that he do a &quot;hefty chore&quot; wouldn't disrupt his [[Chris and art|creative genius]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> He also blames Barb for his house being so messy in the first place. His usual go-to excuse for the state of his house is to call her a &quot;pack rat&quot;, even having the balls to [[Chris and hypocrisy|call her lazy]] for not cleaning anything up. Barbara apparently leaves junk lying all over the house, but Chris would rather go days [[HairDifference|without showering]] than figure out how to move some of Barbara's junk to another room, claiming he &quot;doesn't know what to do&quot; with any of it. His room itself is extremely messy, with it being filled with thousands of legos and toys that he refuses to throw out.<br /> <br /> Chris's parents also make him pay the family's bills, possibly as an attempt to make him feel like a real adult. Chris, of course, complains about having to give up a large percentage of his &quot;[[tugboat]]&quot; for these bills. He puts off paying them for as long as possible so he can use his hard-earned money for [[Sex toys|more important necessities]]. In one of her [[Mumble_2#People_Love_Poketunes|rare Mumble appearances]], Chris lied to Barbara about paying the bills for that month, at first whining that he was being &quot;[[Honest Content|honest]]&quot;, but eventually gave in to the fear of being punished by his mother and admitted he did not pay ALL of them. But, he will &quot;be sure to pay the remaining differences next month&quot;!<br /> <br /> {{quote|I move stuff around, I take the vacuum cleaner, I vacuum, I scrub the floors [[ShowerClean|with 409 and paper towels]]. It's really hard work. Back-breaking!|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Chris explains why he hasn't had time to work on his comic]]}}<br /> <br /> In 2020, Chris said that he and Barb both do equal amounts of chores, despite Barb being aged nearly 80.&lt;ref&gt;[[Discord Q&amp;A 11]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and business]]<br /> *[[Chris and money]]<br /> *[[Chris and stress]]<br /> *[[Chris's resume|Chris's résumé]]<br /> *[[Dimensions]]<br /> *[[Manajerks]]<br /> *[[Monthly tugboat]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Fantasies}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]</div>

Sard https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_work&diff=300664 2022-12-26T05:03:23Z

<p>Sard: /* Reasons for Chris's refusal to work */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).|Chris considers &quot;get a job&quot; to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}<br /> [[Image:Heavylifting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydream]]ing over his fantasies.]]<br /> <br /> Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held one job - two if pushing it - in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.<br /> <br /> Despite his crippling [[debt]], Chris vehemently refuses to even attempt to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually [[Chris and nostalgia|live like a child]] - a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as &quot;hate speech&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194090568898494464&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Since being arrested and jailed on charges of [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts committed with his mother]], and with the possibility of Chris being convicted as a sex offender looming ever larger, there exists a strong likelihood that, in the very near future, Chris will find the very prospect of employment itself to go from extremely difficult to outright impossible; and he'd be especially screwed in such a regard due to having no more safety nets from his fanbase since they've lost sympathy for (and the desire to request commissions from) him.<br /> <br /> ==Reasons for Chris's Refusal to Work==<br /> <br /> ===External Factors===<br /> <br /> With external factors of Chris not getting a job is probably due to many reasons. One of the big factors is laziness. When he worked at Wendy's between August-September of 2001 he later admitted to Jackie on a call that ‘he would take frequent breaks after washing the tables and taking out the trash.’ showing his incompetence towards there being more stuff to do. Another reason could be that he can't get a job because of his twenty one year unemployment gap. Chris being a forty year old male, who has a criminal record, and is in jail for the (alleged) incest with his own mother. has probably dwindled his chances of employment. (like he would ever look for a job in the first place) and if he gets convicted of the (alleged) incest of his mother he would be on the sex offender registry, and have his chances of a job go down drastically. Another reason being that he believes that he has a job in another dimension as a goddess thanks to the influence of the idea guy’s. Another external factor is him claiming to ‘take care’ of his mother (which we all know how that went.) Over the years instead of getting a job to support his mother he instead has slowly started to sell off toys he doesn't play with or doesn't use anymore. Which is not a substantial income and the money Chris does get he wastes it very fast. He claims its for his mothers doctors appointments and dentist appointments but he usually would post a few days later that he had gotten a new toy or a video game, implying that he either was lying about how much the doctors appointments and dentist appointments cost or that he was using his mothers money just for his own selfish needs.<br /> <br /> ====Criminal Record====<br /> <br /> Chris, like many of us, has had as least one run in with the [[jerkop|police]]. However, being as exceptional as he is not only has chris managed at least 6 &quot;run-ins&quot; with law enforcement but at least 2 felony charges, multiple misdemonors, an EPO, and a lengthy stay in jail for charges of [[incest]]. Felons have a notoriously hard time finding employment, and being placed on the sex offender registry won't be doing Chris any favors.<br /> <br /> ====Parental Influence====<br /> <br /> Chris's parents, but more so [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], had encouraged him to not be employed, believing that his [[Monthly Tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] (SSDI) is all he really needs to support himself - a belief that has ultimately proven to be false with the advent of the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br /> <br /> ====Negative Experiences with Workers and [[Manajerks|Managers]]====<br /> <br /> While Chris has not lived a particularly good life unemployed, he also has had some bad experiences with the employees and managers of several of the places he frequented, which further shows some of Chris's views on what it means to be employed. The way he has treated such people provides insight into Chris's delusional ideas about the role of an employee. It is a manager's duty to take action in difficult situations, like if a customer is loitering or causing a disturbance, two things that Chris has done many times in the past. Chris however, unaware of how he should act in public places, only saw such actions as a form of discrimination, solely to keep him from doing as he pleases, whether it be [[Love Quest|soliciting a girlfriend]], or [[Sonic Boom|vandalizing merchandise or property]]. These views are also apparent in some of his comics, where he depicts the employees and managers that have given him a hard time as [[manajerks|corrupt tyrants]] abusing their power.<br /> <br /> Chris also has had negative experiences with [[jerkops|mall security guards]]. [[Chris and the law|Chris's run-ins with the law]] have never been pleasant, and even though Chris does not exactly view workers and law enforcement in the same light, law enforcers are still technically employed by some organization. On various occasions, Chris has been shown to [[26 December 2014|bolt out of a Gamestop in fear]] when security is called, suggesting a fear of security guards, likely stemming from [[Chris and the law#2011|previous]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris vs. Fashion Square|experiences]].<br /> <br /> ====Financial Enablers====<br /> {{Main|Enablers}}<br /> In the wake of the Idea Guys, Chris's enabling has gone far beyond just his mother. Chris now has admiring fans that are willing to give him loads of money in order to support him. Even after being arrested, fans continued to send him money through his inmate account.<br /> <br /> ===Internal factors===<br /> <br /> ====Autism====<br /> <br /> Chris, believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess, doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In October 2017, Chris claimed that he was too busy with CWCville and his imaginary friends, in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In June 2019, Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his tomgirl gender, despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.<br /> <br /> In a moment of self-awareness, Chris fears being incompetent at work, and he claimed in May 2018 that he feared that weens and A-logs will harass him at work, similar to how they harassed the management of The End Games and Anytime Fitness into banning him. However, even those significantly more mentally ill or otherwise disabled can find work, meaning Chris can quickly find easy work if he really wanted to. This shows that Chris will pull any idea out of his ass to avoid having to get off of it and contribute to society.<br /> <br /> ====Lack of Marketable Skills====<br /> As evidenced by his resume and lack of education, Chris lacks any marketable skills or education to get anything beyond a minimum wage job in the retail or fast food industry. Given his aforementioned lofty goals for salary and demanding things like having an assistant; Chris grossly overestimates what kind of a job one can find with an outdated Associate's degree and a brief employment at Wendy's.<br /> <br /> ====General Laziness====<br /> Chris, being as lazy as he is, would find trouble keeping a job for long due to this laziness. This is evidenced by his brief stint as a Wendy's employee, in which he is quoted as taking &quot;frequent breaks&quot; and not taking care of his uniform&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 4]]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> When creating [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]], Chris had no schedule set in stone, only taking time to write and draw pages when he had &quot;inspiration&quot;, arguably his most productive period was between [[Sonichu 7|2007]] and [[Sonichu 10|2010]] when he started to achieve online infamy and constantly fell for trolling schemes. Even then, these volumes took anywhere from several months to over a ''year'' before getting completed.<br /> <br /> Not to mention that Chris pretty much [[Chris_and_writing#Plot_and_Drama|wrote every Sonichu issue by the seat of his pants with minimal regard for consistency]] (and of course, writing is [[Chris_and_art#Visual_style_and_most_artistic_fundamentals|not the only place where he fails at that]]) resulting in the self-insert fanfic clusterfuck we've known and loved since the late 2000's.<br /> <br /> ==Past Stance on Employment==<br /> <br /> In the past, Chris has shown some degree of interest in pursuing a career, but only for his own personal gain, rather than so that he can move out of his parents' house and obtain a degree of self-sufficiency. For example, although he expressed an interest in becoming a comic book artist, working for either Archie or DC,&lt;ref&gt;Chris's resume&lt;/ref&gt;, he has also stated, when he completes his Love Quest, that he would stay at home while his wife works, showing that Chris was somewhat hesitant even before then. Other sources point to Chris believing that obtaining a job is only necessary to pick up a girlfriend, which is evident when he decided to take up a job in Cutco Cutlery at the beginning of his [[Love Quest]]. <br /> <br /> Key insight into Chris's attitude towards job hunting is found in his [[resume]], which has not been updated in over a decade. In it, Chris shows he did not understand what constitutes work experience, let alone its importance. For example, he believes that doing &quot;volunteer work&quot; for the Pokémon Leagues at the GAMe PLACe counts as work experience. In reality, mere &quot;volunteer work&quot; does not typically catch the eye of most employers. Also, Chris was not a gym leader as he claimed, but rather was a substitute when the actual Gym Leader was not available. Finally, even if this could be taken into account, what experience he obtained is likely negligible, as he had no authority over the players, and was, in fact, carefully supervised by the staff. In the same résumé, he cites his production of comics as work experience, despite the fact that he was not doing this in a professional setting, and that the product itself leaves a lot to be desired. <br /> <br /> The résumé also shows that, in his entire adult life, not even a fraction of his time was spent on an actual job, let alone one that is full-time in a professional environment. Counting all of the positions he had that did not involve being a [[Pokémon|Gym Leader's Assistant]] or working on his ''Sonichu'' comics, his total work experience amounts to a grand total of 5 months, at most. This estimate is generous because, while he claimed to have worked at Wendy's for 2 months on his résumé, he also claimed that he was already fired on [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] to [[Kacey]]'s father. Please note that this was only across an entire two-year gap between working each of the two positions he held.<br /> <br /> ==List of Jobs on Dimension 1218==<br /> <br /> ===Wendy's===<br /> {{Main|Wendy's}}<br /> <br /> The first place Chris attempted to work at was at his local Wendy's. While there, his primary duties were custodial in nature rather than food preparation or direct customer interaction. Despite painting himself as an employee that &quot;serves the customers with kind, understanding help&quot;, accounts from employers and customers have shown him to be a rude and difficult employee to work with. Chris was later fired from the restaurant, giving vague and contradictory answers about his dismissal.<br /> <br /> ===Cutco Cutlery===<br /> {{Main|Cutco}}<br /> <br /> The second and final job that Chris claims to have worked was through Cutco Cutlery, a multi-level marketing company that primarily sells overpriced knives. The company itself is deemed to be a notorious pyramid scheme and borderline scam that generally targets high school students, college students, and gullible idiots like Chris with no work experience. Chris claims to have lost this job after his boss &quot;left at summer's end&quot;. Chris had obtained this job during the beginning of his Love Quest, which also showcases that Chris believed getting a job is only for people who want to have a girlfriend, even believing that having the job just magically improved his social skills. This job alone, believe it or not, was what made him believe himself to be a &quot;Natural Salesperson&quot;. After this job, Chris would go out of his way to produce his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and advertise this one quality in it.<br /> <br /> ===Other Employers===<br /> <br /> Besides Wendy's and Cutco, Chris has attempted to apply for a handful of other jobs, to no avail, probably due to him complaining about trolls on his resume and believing he had held positions he considered signified employment, but was actually community service.<br /> <br /> ==Current Stance on Employment==<br /> <br /> {{quote|Therefore, for all of you Haterade-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress.|Chris claiming he's already employed in an alternate dimension}}<br /> <br /> Considering how trolls, weens, enablers, and, quite frankly, Chris himself has completely mangled and destroyed his background check over the years, it is little wonder why he has lost any hope of obtaining a job. Chris even stated he was fully aware of this in a Facebook post he made on 3 [[April 2017]]. In the same post, however, he also claims that he would still refuse to obtain a job, even without all of the crazy shit that has happened in his life. He claims to fear the possibility of being discriminated against for being autistic, transgender, and having a lesbian soul. In the modern workforce, however, this misgiving is highly unjustified, as any kind of discrimination based on gender, disability or sex is usually frowned upon in the workforce, and leaves the employer liable for legal action or federal/state sanctions/fines. Besides the former two reasons, Chris claimed that gaining employment would be redundant, as he believes taking care of his aging parents actually counts as employment, despite not being paid for it. <br /> <br /> ===Job as a Goddess===<br /> Chris now appears to believe that his true occupation at the moment is being the goddess of an alternate dimension, thanks to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and several other influences. In the span of two years after the aforementioned Facebook post, Chris would state on at least two occasions that he believes that the ability to support himself financially by working a job is completely useless.&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2018 social media posts#Response to &quot;GET A JOB&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris claims to be employed overseeing Dimensional Merge]]&lt;/ref&gt; As a matter of fact, in one of these occasions, he had actually stated that he is far too enlightened and above societal expectations to obtain an actual job, simply due to an absurd comparison he makes between the amount of time the universe will exist for against how much time he would work at a job.&lt;ref&gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20210208080437/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1049442246116790272&lt;/ref&gt; As evident in the same post, as well as in a subsequent one, he actually believes that obtaining a job should not be mandatory, and even goes so far as to state that the citizens of [[CWCville]] are not required to obtain a job.<br /> <br /> === Can Chris get a (real-life) job now? ===<br /> Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,&lt;ref&gt;Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.&lt;/ref&gt; and this was long before his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age|1982|02|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,&lt;ref&gt;The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.&lt;/ref&gt; a very brief {{w|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco|stint]], and over a decade and a half's worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unsavory information]] about him on the internet.&lt;ref&gt;Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://archive.md/VUWuy Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.&lt;/ref&gt; Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.<br /> <br /> Chris being charged with a felony and/or placed on the Sex Offender Registry will likely be the final death blow to any sort of chance of him finding a job in the future. However, even if he does manage to miraculously find work somehow, there is a very, ''very'' significant chance that wannabe [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]s will harass his employer into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban|banning]] him simply because he was there.&lt;ref name=harassment&gt;[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be valid, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.<br /> <br /> ==Chores==<br /> {{Dated}}<br /> {{quote|I work hard for my father in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!|Chris, [[Father_Call#Maturity_and_Chores_.2839:17-48:08.29|telling a former U.S. Marine]] about the &quot;heavy burdens&quot; in his life}}<br /> <br /> Aside from a few part-time jobs, from which he got fired shortly after being accepted, Chris is also responsible for doing certain '''chores''' around the household. To him, chores are menial tasks that [[Barb]] forces him to perform for her. Since these chores are the closest thing in Chris's life resembling actual work, and one of the few things taking him away from his [[video games]], [[Chris and reality|going into deep thought about other dimensions]] and attending [[BronyCon]], they are a frequent source of [[stress]] and complaining for Chris. On the other hand, Chris also sees these chores as nothing more than to prove that he is not lazy, in which case he believes these chores are a good example of what a hard-working, respectable, [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] he really is.<br /> <br /> ===Chris loves chores===<br /> [[Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|thumb|right|&quot;That thing had to weigh, like, 5, 10 tons!&quot;]]<br /> [[Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|thumb|right|Bob working alone in the garden, on the verge of a 4th heart attack.]]<br /> <br /> Chris's most notorious mention of his chores is in the [[Father Call]], where he desperately tries to prove his worthiness to [[Matthew Devoria]] by listing some of the &quot;hard work&quot; he has done around the house, such as sitting on a riding lawnmower, moving chairs and carrying a [[Patti Chandler|doghouse]] across the yard. In fact, many of the &quot;chores&quot; he whines about are things he only did literally one time. He also compares his pulling weeds in the &quot;hot, hot sun&quot; to war veteran Matt's time served in the Gulf War.<br /> <br /> Chris does not limit himself to only doing chores in real life. He also enjoys spending hours upon hours performing virtual chores in ''[[Animal Crossing Documentary|Animal Crossing]]''. These are his favorite chores to do, because not only is he able to sit on his fat ass all day while tapping at his controller, he is also rewarded for performing these tasks! As fun as this sounds, by his early 30s it seems to just be another part of Chris's daily routine, at one point telling [[Julie]] that he had to take a break from his computer to &quot;get [his] chores done in ACCityFolk&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6]]&lt;/ref&gt; He eventually stopped doing these chores all together after his GameCube disintegrated in the [[2014]] [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].<br /> <br /> In Chris's other favorite fictional world, [[CWCville]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] also does his share of the housework, as Chris elaborately explained in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 his CWCipedia bio]. Between fighting evil-doers and saving the world from homosexuality, he even finds time to mow the lawn with his loyal wife [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]. After the kids have been sent off to school, Sonichu and Rosechu go out and vacuum to the extreme!&lt;ref&gt;[[A Sonichu Day]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris, on the other hand, is far too busy with his [[Sub-Episodes|mayoral duties]] to worry about chores, so instead he makes his secretary, [[Allison Amber]], do all of the work. <br /> <br /> Chris [[dreams]] of one day being a &quot;house husband&quot;, doing chores for his [[Sweetheart|wife]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]] at home all day, while the wife goes to work and earns money for the family. In a chat with [[Clyde Cash]], Clyde questions Chris's ability to take care of himself and his sweetheart. This causes Chris to go on for what seems like an hour, listing all the chores he is capable of performing around the house. He is very proud of his ability to load dishes into the dishwasher and put garbage into a trash can.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Despite these many difficult, stressful, back-breaking chores that Chris spends his time doing, the Chandler family's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] was still a disgusting pigsty that Bob falsely believed was on the verge of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|being condemned]] by the Greene County Health Department; before it actually burned down, the fire was being exacerbated by the mountains of junk held inside. In a call with [[Alec Benson Leary]], when this conundrum is pointed out to Chris, he desperately mashed the buttons on his phone and hung up to try and get out of explaining himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], 7:18 in&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Chris hates chores===<br /> [[Image:Chrisgarden.jpg|thumb|right|Chris tries convincing his dead dog to finish his yardwork for him.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spends a lot of time trying to avoid doing what he is so proud of. Barbara constantly gets Chris to do things for her. This sometimes drags him away from his [[Chris and the Internet|friends]], [[Sweetheart|love life]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|other business]]. He has also hidden out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] for hours, just so his mother's demands that he do a &quot;hefty chore&quot; wouldn't disrupt his [[Chris and art|creative genius]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> He also blames Barb for his house being so messy in the first place. His usual go-to excuse for the state of his house is to call her a &quot;pack rat&quot;, even having the balls to [[Chris and hypocrisy|call her lazy]] for not cleaning anything up. Barbara apparently leaves junk lying all over the house, but Chris would rather go days [[HairDifference|without showering]] than figure out how to move some of Barbara's junk to another room, claiming he &quot;doesn't know what to do&quot; with any of it. His room itself is extremely messy, with it being filled with thousands of legos and toys that he refuses to throw out.<br /> <br /> Chris's parents also make him pay the family's bills, possibly as an attempt to make him feel like a real adult. Chris, of course, complains about having to give up a large percentage of his &quot;[[tugboat]]&quot; for these bills. He puts off paying them for as long as possible so he can use his hard-earned money for [[Sex toys|more important necessities]]. In one of her [[Mumble_2#People_Love_Poketunes|rare Mumble appearances]], Chris lied to Barbara about paying the bills for that month, at first whining that he was being &quot;[[Honest Content|honest]]&quot;, but eventually gave in to the fear of being punished by his mother and admitted he did not pay ALL of them. But, he will &quot;be sure to pay the remaining differences next month&quot;!<br /> <br /> {{quote|I move stuff around, I take the vacuum cleaner, I vacuum, I scrub the floors [[ShowerClean|with 409 and paper towels]]. It's really hard work. Back-breaking!|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Chris explains why he hasn't had time to work on his comic]]}}<br /> <br /> In 2020, Chris said that he and Barb both do equal amounts of chores, despite Barb being aged nearly 80.&lt;ref&gt;[[Discord Q&amp;A 11]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and business]]<br /> *[[Chris and money]]<br /> *[[Chris and stress]]<br /> *[[Chris's resume|Chris's résumé]]<br /> *[[Dimensions]]<br /> *[[Manajerks]]<br /> *[[Monthly tugboat]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Fantasies}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]</div>

Sard https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_stress&diff=300254 2022-12-12T08:35:02Z

<p>Sard: /* Stressors */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Sandbox|[[User:Superspongebobbros/sandbox page 3]]}}<br /> {{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating stress with [[Sonichu Special 4|being shot]]&lt;ref name=&quot;IRC&quot;/&gt;}}<br /> {{Quote|I Really feel like I should be reeled into my Poke Ball and stored in the PC a while.|Chris after finding out that [[Rosechu]] had a [[pickle]] all along&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> [[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]<br /> <br /> '''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s existence.<br /> <br /> After [[high school]], Chris soon learned he couldn't blame his shortcomings on his [[high-functioning autism]]. Thus, he began to use &quot;stress&quot; as an excuse. However, it's assumed that Chris is probably confusing &quot;stress&quot; with [[Wikipedia:Depression (mood)|depression]] or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation. Given the intensely sheltered lifestyle his parents provided for him well into his twenties, it is highly unlikely Chris ever experienced any form of intense anxiety or pressure that would give him severe psychological and physical effects, apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[trolls|trolled]] and, in recent years, the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He is, however, prescribed medicine for this &quot;stress&quot;. Since Chris tends to exaggerate everything, anything that makes him feel remotely uncomfortable is classified to him as a stressor.<br /> <br /> When under the effects of &quot;stress&quot;, Chris typically posted videos without his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] and talked in a more meek voice. It is during these periods that Chris will opt to remove himself from the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives. Chris often cites stress as the reason why he isn't inspired to work on the comics; precisely why ''inspiration'' is needed to make Sonic recolors have sex with each other and kill Chris' enemies is not apparent.<br /> <br /> In August 2013, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress is beginning to take a toll on his health. Given his rather [[Chris and health|unhealthy]] [[Obesity|lifestyle]], it's not unlikely.<br /> <br /> ==Stressors==<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! Category<br /> ! Examples<br /> |-<br /> | '''Identity'''<br /> | <br /> * His &quot;mental block&quot; of [[autism]]<br /> * [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself]]<br /> * Having his identity [[Ian Brandon Anderson|questioned]]<br /> * Being referred to with the [[Tomgirl Saga|incorrect pronouns]]&lt;ref&gt;[[BronyCon#Day 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * His daily struggle against becoming homosexual ''(pre-2014)''<br /> * Being called [[naive]]<br /> * Anything that autism isn't an excuse for<br /> |-<br /> | '''''Sonichu'' comic'''<br /> | <br /> * Being [[Asperchu|parodied]]<br /> * [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright issues]]<br /> * [[Gay 4 Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality]]<br /> * [[ProjectSNT|His characters being redesigned by a fan artist]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Online presence'''<br /> | <br /> * Being famous&lt;ref name=&quot;IRC20081231&quot;&gt;[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * The existence of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many failures<br /> * [[Mailbag|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]]<br /> * Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Domestic life'''<br /> | <br /> * [[Chores]]&lt;ref name=&quot;IRC&quot; /&gt;<br /> * Back when [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living in a [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|Superfund]] site is perfectly okay)&lt;ref name=&quot;IRC&quot;&gt;[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;IRC20081231&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | '''Outside the house'''<br /> | <br /> *Anything requiring him to leave the [[Chris's house|house]]<br /> * [[Wendy's|Getting]] [[Cutco|a job]]<br /> * Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe|places]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|he]] [[The End Games|frequents]]<br /> * Being [[TooManyGames|banned from conventions]]<br /> * [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]]<br /> * [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Chris.27s_Attitude_at_the_GAMe_PLACe|Losing trading card game matches (including to children)]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Sweethearts'''<br /> | <br /> * [[Noviophobia|Taken women]] and the associated [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|infinitely-high boyfriend-factor]]<br /> * [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him]]<br /> * Being [[Friend zone|friend zoned]]<br /> * [[Megan Schroeder|His hormones]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Megan E-mails#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Megan E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> |-<br /> | '''Antagonists'''<br /> | <br /> * [[Clyde Cash]]<br /> * The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]<br /> * Bullies&lt;ref name=&quot;IRC&quot; /&gt;<br /> * [[Trolls]]<br /> * [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|faculty]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * Having someone [[Liquid Chris|pretend to be him]]<br /> * Being confronted by [[Kacey| his sweetheart]]'s [[Father Call|father]]<br /> * Being called a child&lt;ref&gt;[[Father Call]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[28 October 2011]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | '''Other'''<br /> | <br /> * [[Pickle]]s<br /> * [[Chris and death|Mortality]]&lt;ref name=&quot;IRC&quot;/&gt;<br /> * [[Father Call|Doses of]] [[LadyOfTheCosmo|reality]]<br /> * [[Sega]] changing the color of [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s arms to blue&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonic Boom Protests]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * Anything slightly inconvenient<br /> * Anything that stress isn't an excuse for<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Handling stress==<br /> * [[Mass debating]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]]<br /> * The prospect of having a &quot;[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]&quot;<br /> * Playing [[vidya]]<br /> * Hiring prostitutes&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2012]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * Take medication&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2017 tweets#Chris' prescribed medication]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * Wishing he were in another [[Dimensional Merge|dimension]]<br /> * [[Spirit possession|Switching between souls]] of Magi-chan, Sonichu, or Mewtwo to escape conflicts<br /> <br /> ==Things that Chris does when stressed==<br /> [[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress]] <br /> * [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Shits himself]]<br /> * Cries<br /> * Becomes less/more productive than usual<br /> * Rages about his &quot;pitiful adult life&quot; in [[YouTube]] videos<br /> * Rages at his [[Mailbag|mailers]]<br /> * Sends [[death threats]]<br /> * Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]]<br /> * [[Biological clock|Crashes into slumber]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * Becomes increasingly homophobic&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * Becomes increasingly [[Chris and race|racist]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively]]<br /> * Suffers from [[Muscle bra|memory loss]]<br /> * Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his [[Megan Schroeder|friends]] and fursonas&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 42#It's called an art style|Mailbag #42]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * [[Alcohol|Drinks]]<br /> * [[6 June 2010|Attempts]] [[28 October 2011|vehicular homicide]]<br /> * Considers suicide&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2014 Facebook Posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Hedgehog-defensive state===<br /> [[File:TooManyGamesJustinphoto2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris performing the hedgehog-defensive state.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I went full Hedgehog Defensive and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts}}<br /> <br /> While being kicked out of the 2018 [[TooManyGames]] convention for making unwanted physical contact with other event attendees, stress forced Chris to create the '''hedgehog-defensive state'''&lt;ref&gt;[[Null DMs#Personal space talk]]&lt;/ref&gt;. Instead of leaving the con, he curled up into a ball on the floor and imagined he had hedgehog quills to keep the &quot;meanies&quot; away, eventually being escorted off of the premises by security. &lt;ref&gt;[[April 2019 social media posts#Hedgehog-defensive state]]&lt;/ref&gt; He also blamed the [[trolls]] and an event coordinator for causing the stressful situation. It's implied that this is a replacement for the pepper spray he used on [[26 December 2014]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Health}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]<br /> [[Category:Chris and...]]</div>

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<p>Sard: Created page with &quot;==About Me== I'm a 22 year old college student who has been into christory since the mid 2010s but I've only just now become a Cwcki editor. I'm rly excited to meet new ppl who share the same interests and help contribute to documenting Chris Chan ==Favorite Chris Moments== * The video of Chris telling a story about becoming a sperm doner for a lesbian couple while some sick beats play in the background * The first instance of Captain's Log * Hedgehog Defensive State at...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>==About Me==<br /> I'm a 22 year old college student who has been into christory since the mid 2010s but I've only just now become a Cwcki editor. I'm rly excited to meet new ppl who share the same interests and help contribute to documenting Chris Chan<br /> <br /> ==Favorite Chris Moments==<br /> * The video of Chris telling a story about becoming a sperm doner for a lesbian couple while some sick beats play in the background<br /> * The first instance of Captain's Log<br /> * Hedgehog Defensive State at Brony-Con<br /> <br /> ==Contact Info==<br /> Best form of contact is Discord, I'm in the Cwcki Discord server with the same username!</div>

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