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Talk:Coffee Place

2010-07-06T13:58:27Z

Sarge:

== Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. ==

My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

*personally, i'd reward you shittons of stuff if you got a video of chris/bob arguing. i don't care who wins, amanda or chris, because again it's all for the LULZ. if amanda loses, i'll send in my troops. because amanda has potential...yes...indeed. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

*Yes, my boy, you have done a great service for the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 13:15, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== This is a confirmed CWCSighting ==
The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think some people are just jumpy since Chris found another way to lock himself out of the internet. We must also accept and protect the brave volunteers who brought us sightings of the manchild. I think a banner confirming this sighting as valid might do good into dampening some "enthusiastic" reactions. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== This Amanda person seems interesting enough. ==
Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::Wait wouldn't there be implications if it this site was linked to influencing Chris to get Amanda fired? This site may get shut down if Chris goes and does something like this. I'd say lets just hope Chris leaves this Amanda be.([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 13:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC))
:::Good point. I guess we don't want Chris doing it. Thank god he doesn't read these because something like that would be the death of this website. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::::That could be a total disaster for us and the CWCiki itself. Though we probably don't need to worry about that too much: Chris is way too much of a coward to ever try messing with her Amanda, so we should be safe-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::It would be even worse if he recorded it so he had evidence that he was there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I am worried that Chris will go back to this place and yell at that Amanda and tell her that she's a Pickle Agent. It could be a total disaster for all the trolls out there just like Kei said. If Chris tells her she's a Pickle Agent and causes a ruckus, then the government will have another piece of evidence to shut down all of the trolls. But I wonder if Chris will have the balls and manliness to go confront her and get her fired, hahahahahahahahaha. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:50, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, I don't think he has the guts to go through with his little plan. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:01, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, Chris is all hot air. He's too weak and cowardly to put up any sort of fight, be it mental or physical. I bet his parents must be so ashamed of him for not fighting his own battles and hiding behind them all the time.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:33, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::::It's kinda ironic, isn't it? Chris always bags trolls for not having the guts to meet him face to face, and then he goes and shows how gutless he is by not facing this obviously evil bitch. He's no better than us. [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::What has Amanda done that COULD get her fired, exactly? [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:58, 6 July 2010(EST)
As ballsalicious it would be for Chris to confront her, the CWCki is at stake. I'd rather just have nothing happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:05, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think we're safe though Mr.Cash, we all know what type of character Chris has: he's too much of a coward to ever do anything, the naive retard runs away from anyone or anything that makes him uncomfortable, that's why he always looses. I wouldn't be surprised if that balding fuck is hiding from Amanda as we speak; as a customer he could start a screaming match with her and get her fired, and possibly start an investigation that could get us shut down, he's too much a coward to ever reach out and take any opportunity he has though! -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 16:37, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::If Chris confronts her, it'll all end: us, the ED page, hell, even the Greene County Conspiracy might go down. We can't let this happen, guys.[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:02, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::If it does, start backing up the site. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 17:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is so naive, though - he's always talking about how much he wants to lose his virginity, but he doesn't even realise that girls will only fuck guys who stand up for themselves and are assertive. If he did stand up to manajerks like Amanda, he might even have a chance at some china. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 20:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do not edit==

Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I've already added the significant information to [[List of places that have banned Chris]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:21, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think anything is going to happen with this Ron. Look at the Fridays After Five article; spotted once and then nothing. This is probably just a random CWCsighting, like someone seeing Bigfoot while on a hike. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:31, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Don't Mess With Me

2010-06-15T23:03:37Z

Sarge:

Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**(@Clydec) No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea
*** Is Chris Chandler gonna have to choke a bitch? --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:45, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**** Try to remember the basics of CWC. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 09:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Shit, am I the only one shocked that Chris's voice can even go that deep, however forced? [[User:MightyJoeStalin|MightyJoeStalin]] 08:50, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

I was about to say "Shit, he's finally fucking lost it", but he hasn't had it for a while. He's reached the point where picking on him is cause for justifiable homicide. Oh, and did anyone else notice that he'll happily talk to a rapist until they what they did to HIS girl? He doesn't care about rape, he cares about messing with his toys. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 11:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Maybe I am obsessed by the idea but Chris is "Role-Playing" in this video. Since I see no Dungeons&Dragons material in his room, I am left to think he was exposed to it in therapy. We STILL don't know who's the "Young Adult Social Group" is. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* If I discover that Chris has associated himself with a past-time I've enjoyed for most of my adult life, written for (in an official capacity) and love to this day I think I might be convinced to self-terminate for the good of my own sanity. If confirmed, this revelation, coupled with the confirmation that he listens to Celtic Woman (even if this is only a new thing) wounds me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:40pm, 11th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).
**The young adult social group is probably some stupid church "youth" thing, or [http://www.charlottesville.org/Index.aspx?page=1871 this]. It's some community program that teaches anger management, independent living skills and workplace readiness through role play and group sessions. I've never heard of anything like this, but in my city there's a pretty good live-in facility that teaches blue and pink collar skills to wayward 16-24 year olds, but they're going after the stoner/drunk crowd instead of the developmentally disabled crowd. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 17:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I am thinking in those lines. I think the name "Young Adult Social Group" is way too "crafty" and "precise" to be invented by Chris as a whole. This also means there's a group out there who had yet to receive naked pictures of Chris. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:40, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**As a fellow gamer, I agree with this statement. This being said, I think he learned this in therapy. There's tons of videos out there where Chris turn violent. None implied Role-Playing (Except the Bunny thing, quite disturbing). This let me to conclude two things; He still have no interest in the noble art of table-top RPGs and that he learned his role-skills in a inter-personnal therapy session. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:26, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I think he's just doing that roleplay shit that little kids do when something pisses them off. Like they'll roleplay scenarios they've encountered or would like to see with action figures or dolls or whatever. ("Hey Timmy? Think you can bully me? Take this! And this!" Then they make the action figures fight.) But being the retarded attention seeking fucktard he is, Chris finds it suitable to simulate homicide and then put it on the internet in the form of a death threat. --[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 14:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Has no one called the cops on him for all these threats yet? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:35, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*****Speaking of his Young Adult Social Group, I wonder if the lack of the Medallion is a result of it? It wouldn't explain the missing Ring, however, as many normal people wear class rings.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:21, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
******This is one explanation regarding the lack of medallion; a group out there tries to teach him about NOT acting like a faggot. To an attention-whore, having a non-judgemental support group is like fresh manure for a fly. This MIGHT explains the lack of info we got about Bob; he's speaking elsewhere. Yes, this last statement is counter-intuitive but it just FEELS right. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:34, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*******Aye, has anyone called the police about this shit yet? It's way illegal to do stuff like this. Also, I agree, if it turned out that he was a gamer too I might just cry, though he doesn't seem to be clever enough for it, to put it bluntly.--[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 04:43, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

I wander if we could get someone to track Chris down, pretend to be Clyde, and actually quote the lines in this video. Preferably someone who could adequately defend himself, but then again, when the aggressor is Chris, is self-defense really that hard? [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 01:58, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Considering that Chris has pulled out a toy gun to demonstrate shooting, I doubt he has an actual knife to slit throats. On a curious note, the way he held 'Clyde' is very reminiscent of Snake's CWC holds in [[Metal Gear Solid|Metal Gear Solid 3]]. Coincidence? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:02, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
**Possibly. Chris's only exposure to the MGS series is through the trolls. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 02:10, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
***Pretty sure Chrissy said once that he owns MGS4 for PS3 - if he ever played it however no one knows. He is more adept at throwing away money than sitting down and focusing on an activity.--[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 18:48, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
****Not sure where you heard that, but I know that he has MGS1 for the PS1 and the MGS pack for [[LittleBigPlanet]]. Neither of those have CQC in them, though. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:20, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
***** If it helps, Chris appears to be using the most poorly executed rear naked choke in history. If you can even call the alleged choke hold that. --[[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 08:28, 13 June 2010 (EST).
****** As a side note, does Chris even fake-knee Clyde, well, fake Clyde? --[[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 19:03, 15 June 2010 (EST).

==Possible Background==

I sent him this two weeks ago. Dunno if he read it. It could be just a coincidence that he's threatening people with knives now:

Chris,

I finally got a chance to read the most recent Sonichu pages. Last
night I was out late celebrating a co-worker's birthday. I spent just
over $200 buying drinks for everyone at the office -- since you're
unfamiliar with money, that's like half your rent. I guess I'm
expected to buy since I'm the "rich American." Still, it makes me feel
good buying things for people and doing tangible favors and such. It
must have sucked having your parents haul you to Denny's or something
for your 28th birthday. I mean, you just had to know the waiters were
laughing at you behind your back. By the way, how come you never eat
at a good restaurant? There's more to life than just Golden Corral and
Country Cookin. If you ever start dating women will expect you to take
them someplace nice, so it would be in your best interest to find some
good restaurants ahead of time.

On the comic: Why didn't you depict Crystal and Patti shooting me as
well? In Mailbag 54 you read and acknowledged the Moon-Pals story arc
where the reanimated corpses of Crystal Weston Chandler and Patti the
dog have sex with each other.

I don't expect you to read every single Moon-Pals strip, let alone
Sonichu is Dead, Sonichu is Gay, or Sonichu's Christmas Wish (all of
which are now on the Asperpedia). I haven't read every Sonichu page,
but I specifically told you about this story arc in the Mailbags and
you responded to it.

Either you're now ok with your sister and dog having sex with each
other, or you can't even keep the reasons why you're angry at me
balanced in your head.

I think it's the second reason, because '''the death threats you put on YouTube are rambling and nonsensical, like you made them up on the spot. Here's a pointer: when you issue death threats, why not use threats you could actually carry out in real life, like shooting, stabbing or strangling someone?''' All your current death threats depend
on you having psychic powers, which so far you've failed to
demonstrate, or on your power as mayor of CWCville. CWCville is a
pretend city that you made up for your comics, so it's not very
threatening. It would be like the creator of Batman telling people
that Batman is going to beat them up.

'''Oh, and you should write the death threats out ahead of time and read them so you don't look like an idiot.'''

I actually have useful things to do with my day so I'll wrap this up:
Your most recent comics make you look like a bloodthirsty psychopath
drunk on his own power, the little kids you write Sonichu for won't
like the torture porn you just drew, and since you're a Christian
you're shitting in the face of Jesus, who tells you to love your
enemies and turn the other cheek.

Your anger amuses me.

Sean

--[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 08:05, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
*Did Sean actually write this or were you or someone else impersonating him to get a reaction from Chris? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:39, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
:*nah it wasn't this sean [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:48, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Don't Mess With Me

2010-06-14T12:28:41Z

Sarge:

Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**(@Clydec) No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea
*** Is Chris Chandler gonna have to choke a bitch? --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:45, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**** Try to remember the basics of CWC. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 09:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Shit, am I the only one shocked that Chris's voice can even go that deep, however forced? [[User:MightyJoeStalin|MightyJoeStalin]] 08:50, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

I was about to say "Shit, he's finally fucking lost it", but he hasn't had it for a while. He's reached the point where picking on him is cause for justifiable homicide. Oh, and did anyone else notice that he'll happily talk to a rapist until they what they did to HIS girl? He doesn't care about rape, he cares about messing with his toys. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 11:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Maybe I am obsessed by the idea but Chris is "Role-Playing" in this video. Since I see no Dungeons&Dragons material in his room, I am left to think he was exposed to it in therapy. We STILL don't know who's the "Young Adult Social Group" is. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* If I discover that Chris has associated himself with a past-time I've enjoyed for most of my adult life, written for (in an official capacity) and love to this day I think I might be convinced to self-terminate for the good of my own sanity. If confirmed, this revelation, coupled with the confirmation that he listens to Celtic Woman (even if this is only a new thing) wounds me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:40pm, 11th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).
**The young adult social group is probably some stupid church "youth" thing, or [http://www.charlottesville.org/Index.aspx?page=1871 this]. It's some community program that teaches anger management, independent living skills and workplace readiness through role play and group sessions. I've never heard of anything like this, but in my city there's a pretty good live-in facility that teaches blue and pink collar skills to wayward 16-24 year olds, but they're going after the stoner/drunk crowd instead of the developmentally disabled crowd. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 17:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I am thinking in those lines. I think the name "Young Adult Social Group" is way too "crafty" and "precise" to be invented by Chris as a whole. This also means there's a group out there who had yet to receive naked pictures of Chris. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:40, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**As a fellow gamer, I agree with this statement. This being said, I think he learned this in therapy. There's tons of videos out there where Chris turn violent. None implied Role-Playing (Except the Bunny thing, quite disturbing). This let me to conclude two things; He still have no interest in the noble art of table-top RPGs and that he learned his role-skills in a inter-personnal therapy session. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:26, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I think he's just doing that roleplay shit that little kids do when something pisses them off. Like they'll roleplay scenarios they've encountered or would like to see with action figures or dolls or whatever. ("Hey Timmy? Think you can bully me? Take this! And this!" Then they make the action figures fight.) But being the retarded attention seeking fucktard he is, Chris finds it suitable to simulate homicide and then put it on the internet in the form of a death threat. --[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 14:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Has no one called the cops on him for all these threats yet? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:35, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*****Speaking of his Young Adult Social Group, I wonder if the lack of the Medallion is a result of it? It wouldn't explain the missing Ring, however, as many normal people wear class rings.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:21, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
******This is one explanation regarding the lack of medallion; a group out there tries to teach him about NOT acting like a faggot. To an attention-whore, having a non-judgemental support group is like fresh manure for a fly. This MIGHT explains the lack of info we got about Bob; he's speaking elsewhere. Yes, this last statement is counter-intuitive but it just FEELS right. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:34, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*******Aye, has anyone called the police about this shit yet? It's way illegal to do stuff like this. Also, I agree, if it turned out that he was a gamer too I might just cry, though he doesn't seem to be clever enough for it, to put it bluntly.--[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 04:43, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

I wander if we could get someone to track Chris down, pretend to be Clyde, and actually quote the lines in this video. Preferably someone who could adequately defend himself, but then again, when the aggressor is Chris, is self-defense really that hard? [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 01:58, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Considering that Chris has pulled out a toy gun to demonstrate shooting, I doubt he has an actual knife to slit throats. On a curious note, the way he held 'Clyde' is very reminiscent of Snake's CWC holds in [[Metal Gear Solid|Metal Gear Solid 3]]. Coincidence? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:02, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
**Possibly. Chris's only exposure to the MGS series is through the trolls. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 02:10, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
***Pretty sure Chrissy said once that he owns MGS4 for PS3 - if he ever played it however no one knows. He is more adept at throwing away money than sitting down and focusing on an activity.--[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 18:48, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
****Not sure where you heard that, but I know that he has MGS1 for the PS1 and the MGS pack for [[LittleBigPlanet]]. Neither of those have CQC in them, though. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:20, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
***** If it helps, Chris appears to be using the most poorly executed rear naked choke in history. If you can even call the alleged choke hold that. --[[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 08:28, 13 June 2010 (EST).

==Possible Background==

I sent him this two weeks ago. Dunno if he read it. It could be just a coincidence that he's threatening people with knives now:

Chris,

I finally got a chance to read the most recent Sonichu pages. Last
night I was out late celebrating a co-worker's birthday. I spent just
over $200 buying drinks for everyone at the office -- since you're
unfamiliar with money, that's like half your rent. I guess I'm
expected to buy since I'm the "rich American." Still, it makes me feel
good buying things for people and doing tangible favors and such. It
must have sucked having your parents haul you to Denny's or something
for your 28th birthday. I mean, you just had to know the waiters were
laughing at you behind your back. By the way, how come you never eat
at a good restaurant? There's more to life than just Golden Corral and
Country Cookin. If you ever start dating women will expect you to take
them someplace nice, so it would be in your best interest to find some
good restaurants ahead of time.

On the comic: Why didn't you depict Crystal and Patti shooting me as
well? In Mailbag 54 you read and acknowledged the Moon-Pals story arc
where the reanimated corpses of Crystal Weston Chandler and Patti the
dog have sex with each other.

I don't expect you to read every single Moon-Pals strip, let alone
Sonichu is Dead, Sonichu is Gay, or Sonichu's Christmas Wish (all of
which are now on the Asperpedia). I haven't read every Sonichu page,
but I specifically told you about this story arc in the Mailbags and
you responded to it.

Either you're now ok with your sister and dog having sex with each
other, or you can't even keep the reasons why you're angry at me
balanced in your head.

I think it's the second reason, because '''the death threats you put on YouTube are rambling and nonsensical, like you made them up on the spot. Here's a pointer: when you issue death threats, why not use threats you could actually carry out in real life, like shooting, stabbing or strangling someone?''' All your current death threats depend
on you having psychic powers, which so far you've failed to
demonstrate, or on your power as mayor of CWCville. CWCville is a
pretend city that you made up for your comics, so it's not very
threatening. It would be like the creator of Batman telling people
that Batman is going to beat them up.

'''Oh, and you should write the death threats out ahead of time and read them so you don't look like an idiot.'''

I actually have useful things to do with my day so I'll wrap this up:
Your most recent comics make you look like a bloodthirsty psychopath
drunk on his own power, the little kids you write Sonichu for won't
like the torture porn you just drew, and since you're a Christian
you're shitting in the face of Jesus, who tells you to love your
enemies and turn the other cheek.

Your anger amuses me.

Sean

--[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 08:05, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
*Did Sean actually write this or were you or someone else impersonating him to get a reaction from Chris? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:39, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
:*nah it wasn't this sean [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:48, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:6 June 2010

2010-06-10T12:43:21Z

Sarge: /* Has Chris crossed the line? */

Fool that I am, I think I might actually transcribe this... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:31, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*I will take the second half of DIS BITCH. This is an urge I cannot control. Also what the fuck Chris is fucking stalking Snyder now goddammit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:58, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Sorry, I finished it up before I saw your update. I sincerely apologize if you listened to any of this shit unecessarily. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:06, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You did a good job! I did do some transcribing before I realized you had finished it, but honestly I needed the practice anyway.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== To do ==

Add Michael Synder's comment from YouTube that sparked this (see Da update for it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
* Done. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== Rename dis bitch ==
If a video does not have a proper name, you name it after the date it went up. This should be "6 June 2010". What is so goddamn hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Whathisname usually figures out how to treat shit, that's why I named it that. That's why. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Now that I know Champ made the page, I feel bad about my first comment.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You are forgiven, my son. Happens to the best of us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==I'LL RUN YOU OVER DEAD==

This is the second time that we know of that Chris has tried to commit vehicular homicide. I get the feeling that at this rate, he's going to get himself <s>v@</s> V& by the end of the year. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 07:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is going to be vat'd, huh? -[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 10:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Probably. They need to do ''something'' to get the stank out of him. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 10:44, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Still - this is only one version of the events. For all we know he could be exaggerating the entire situation - but I like to think we get the TRUE and HONEST version of events sometimes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Add to relevant article?==
"Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment!"
This right after he tried to take a picture of some guy to use as a dartboard, drove (presumably) drunk, took pictures without the person's consent, nearly ran two people over, and then thought he could bitch about it on the internet. Is this Chris and Law or Chris and Reality? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

The key theme here is that it's innocent behavior when Chris does it. I suggest Chris and Hypocrisy or Examples of Chris's Ego.
[[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:01, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Although this definitely merits mention on Chris and the Law as well, as prime evidence of his mentality that the law is not meant for punishing him in any circumstance. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Not to mention Death Threats.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:25, 7 June 2010 (EST)

==Stalking==

According to Wikipedia, which is always right, "[s]talking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and / or harassing of another person." Chris has been banned from the The GAMe PLACe. He's gone back repeatedly, each time being told to leave and never come back. He admitted to planning to go willfully back this time in order to watch and photograph Michael Snyder. It's not necessarily a crime, but it does seem to constitute stalking by a reasonable definition. I just think it should be noted that it's not just troll puffery to call it that. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:54, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Considering Chris's history of holding grudges against people he considers "enemies", him stalking people "offending" him is not out of the question. --[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 04:06, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Snyder's input==

Any chance we can get a hold of Mike and get his side of the story? He might appreciate it too if we got that and put it up here so everyone and his grandmother doesn't call and ask him. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I sent him a message on Youtube, if I get a response (unlikely) I'll screencap it and add it to the article. If anyone knows a more direct way to contact him, it would be great to get the whole story from him.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Perhaps Mimms or Lucas would know a way of getting ahold of him. Of course, you'd need to get ahold of Mimms or Lucas first, but that would seem to be an easier feat considering their past cooperation with certain websites. --[[User:shearod|shearod]] 22:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm in the process of asking Mimms if he knows anything about this. I'll post what I find. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 23:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Mimms doesn't know, but he said he can ask Michael. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:12, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==At the bar with a Bud and a DS==

I was re-reading the transcript of the video when these little things starting nagging me; who goes in a bar with a DS and why it sounds oh-so-familliar coming from Chris? Then, I had an insight; is there a possibility that Chris found in bars a new prowling ground for his "Love-Quest"? He had the same attitude at the local McCrap and Target but without the alcohol.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:11, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Maybe he's taking his parent's approach of meeting da ladies. After all, Barb and Bob met at a bar. -[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 16:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Maybe he'll finally meet his sweetheart at the same age as Bob, when both parties out out of their prime and desperate enough. Of course, it would take a ''really'' desperate girl to get with Chris. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Don't be silly. Chris won't live anywhere near as long as Bob has so far. I predict he'll die of a heart attack in his mid fifties. Maybe forties. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm also guessing 40. He eats fast food every day and he does nothing but sit on his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::That's not true. Sometimes he stands up to play Guitar Hero and threaten the internet. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 15:29, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Made up at the spot?==
Does anyone else think Chris's story sounds like it was made up at the spot at some parts? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 23:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a pathological liar, so I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:34, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I doubt it. We have that post from June 4th by someone claiming to be Snyder saying Chris was taking pictures of him. Although I doubt Chris's testimony about what happaned especially after Micheal came out of the Game Place its right there his voice gets higher to the point where I can tell he is lying.
::Lucas and Mimms said that TheRcholic is indeed Mike way back when [[100 2178]] was uploaded. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:05, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I think most of what he's saying here is true, or at least the general concept. That said, if I had a daughter, and I saw someone like Chris hanging around with a camera, you had better believe I would assume the worst.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a bad liar. There's way too much details. He was drinking ONE beer at a local bar with his DS and a camera for ONE hour. Then, he decided ON THE SPOT to go take a picture of Michael for an inexistent dartboard? My bullshit detector was on the red right passed time 1:34. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:03, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Well then, mine broke. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:13, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Robotnik==

I haven't played any Sonic games since ''Sonic & Knuckles'', but, by Chris's own admission, pretty much what happened is that he was sneaking around doing something he shouldn't, jumped into a machine to try to beat the good guy, and ultimately failed. Not to mention that his torso is really fat and round and his limbs are really skinny. It just seems to me that Chris is getting more and more like Dr. Robotnik as time goes on. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 07:34, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
*So he'll say "I'MMMMMMM STRAIIIIIIGHT YOU TROLLLLLSSSS!" every time we win? Awesome.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:57, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Yeah, kinda like that. And eventually he'll get fed up of going after <s>Sonic</s> the trolls by himself and build two humorously incompetent robot henchmen. Except by "building," I mean "inflating," and the robots are actually his blow-up dolls Kimmi and Officer Nasty.

:: Hey, Clyde's hair is even spiky. Just dye it blue and you have an instant hero. Maybe Liquid can be Tails or something, I dunno. It would be just like AoStH, except "Robotnik" has no wacky schemes, isn't really actively pursuing destroying the hero, and has a fucking terrible singing voice. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 09:37, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

:::As opposed to the real Robotnik, who sings like an Angel. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

::::A lot like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvyvwoi6mrw Long John Baldry], actually. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 01:15, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

:::Make it so, number two. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:38, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

::::Ta-da.
[[Image:Dr Chris Chan.png|left|150px]][[Image:Sonic Clyde Cash.jpg|center|200px]]--[[User:Yoyoddd|Yoyoddd]] 10:19, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Put these images in the fanart section immediatly! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:15, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

I wish Chris was still taking fanmail. Maybe an innocent seven-year-old fan would mail it claiming Chris reminded him of Robotnik or something. I'm sure that would put him in a minor fit. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:11, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

==Police Report==
There must be one. I don't know any free service to get the record, but if anyone does, toss it up. Alternatively, if someone is willing to use a pay service to get at it, it might make somebody here love you. Not me though. --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
* Keep an eye on [http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&vw=criminal&1=IgL6lgJ0ciJdZHqNItwC9IIt79kNs2z0bXy0js2l1aI%3d&input=name this page]. It has Chris's other crimes, so it may be updated later. [[User:HermanoBluth|HermanoBluth]] 19:58, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::Thanks Bluth, I'll be watching that. But there should be a document written by a police officer that details the entire incident from the perspective of that officer. I think that might do a lot to give a clear image of what happened, since all we've got is a few words from Michael (who didn't give much detail, and may not be totally correct) and a video from Chris (who is pretty okay with lying, and regardless is a poor communicator). The records are sorted by place and time, not name, but should be pretty trackable. The only issue is that I think you need access to a paid database to collect the record if you're outside the jurisdiction. I'm not 100% sure though, since I've never gone looking for one. If somebody knows how to find the record, that would probably make the entire situation ''much'' clearer. --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:03, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

==Am I the only one that noticed this?==
I noticed the absence of not only the medallion but also the amnyfest ring. Usually this means that this isnt TRUE and HONEST content, right? Or is there some other mitigating circumstance? I am not going to edit the article to highlight this as I doubt that no one hasnt noticed these things missing. I am just interested on you guys' take on this. Thoughts? [[User:Wozblod|Wozblod]] 20:59, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Good eye! I missed this detail.--[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 21:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Neither have the past two videos before this. Either that means the past two videos (effectively both internet rage quits, and we can see how honest those were) were all lies, or it's part of his newer, more-"mature" (if you can call it that) image, what with the less retarded clothing. I think the latter is more likely, although the former would make sense. I just doubt Chris actually plans things like that. And given his frequent tendency of lying, he'd probably label blatant lies as True and Honest anyway. --[[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 04:10, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think someone in the YASG briefed him on the cock-blocking power of the medallion. So, in the effort of cosplay Marco Polo, he removed the piece of clay and replaced it by his own brand of "Trailer Chic". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
== A Warning...Really? ==

Did the cops seriously let Chris off with a warning? Were they not informed beforehand about his previous troubles with Chris? I was absolutely furious to hear that Chris was let off the hook again. --SpaceScreaminJohn 00:49, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

He's got three priors so the police know him. And they what we know; he's too weak to cause people real harm. Still, he's dangerous behind the wheel. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
*Those three priors were five years ago. Plus, anyone who sees Chris can tell that he has some sort of mental problem--Wes always thought he had Downs, for example. If Bob and Barb are any indication, Charlottesville is surrounded by lawsuit happy rednecks and the cop wouldn't have a chance in court--and even then such a scandal would ruin their career, they'd always be "that monster who busted a poor retarded guy". Really, the warning was the best thing they could do. If Chris winds up doing something stupid again this year, they'll probably come down on him a bit harder.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:18, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== He mentioned two trolls to the officers ==

Which two get the honor, I Say Clyde and tito

== Has Chris crossed the line? ==
If he's really tried to kill Michael, is it possible this has stopped being funny and started being scary?
-Sarge 13:33 10 June 2010.
* God damn, guys, stop being so melodramatic. This shit isn't scary, and no matter what he does, he will never achieve an action which is scary. You guys need to get off the internet more. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:37, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
* He tried to hit someone with a car.

User:Sarge

2010-06-10T12:38:56Z

Sarge: Created page with 'Dirty American. Yeah.'

Dirty American. Yeah.

Talk:6 June 2010

2010-06-10T12:34:33Z

Sarge:

Talk:100 2189

2010-05-31T23:54:15Z

Sarge: /* Getting Chris back. */ new section

Transcribe, BITCH, etc. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:12, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll take it --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:23, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

''"You can quit pestering my friends"''

You don't have any friends, you freak of nature! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:40, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

==Music==
What is he listening to? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 23:03, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds almost like Sheryl Crow... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgKzYiIwlM Colbie Caillat - Fallin' for You] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:14, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

==Wow==
You can tell he's really trying not to say that he "gave up" Cwcipedia, even though he ends up saying it twice. I wonder if that's because he realises that his copyrights were tied to it. Still, stupid manchild, etc. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:45, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

== Getting Chris back. ==

Anyone got any ways we can actually draw Chris back onto the internet? My best bet would be to make a page on the CWCki claiming someone else had the copyright to Sonichu, then link the page to Chris.

Talk:Trolls

2010-04-13T01:12:41Z

Sarge: /* How does Chris think the trolls think? */

== To do ==
*List of all known individuals who have trolled CWC (name & bio)
*Troll websites (ED, 4chan, Jimmy Hill's sonichu site, etc)
*Minor trolls of little significance or that have little known info should be merged into this article.
*Should be in Alphabetical order. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 01:17, 8 March 2009 (CET)

Instead of just having "see main article", it wouldn't hurt to have like a brief summary that highlights what the troll has done to Chris and/or their relationship with Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:41, 9 June 2009 (CEST)

==A suggested guideline for troll notability==

If Chris has personally acknowledged the trolls, then they should be listed. For instance, because Chris said "BILLY MAYS IS THE MAYOR OF CWCVILLE!", that warrants BILLY MAYS on the list. Obviously, there are some notable exceptions I think should stay - Cogsdev, since she did make the site; Arjen, because he did provide a repository of Chris's videos (which has managed to freak Chris out, allegedly at least); and CEO, because Chris has discovered Krapple.

I think this should minimize namefaggotry. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:35, 23 May 2009 (CEST)

:Agreed. I wonder if the admin of /cwc/ is as notable as CEO to? Kidding --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 09:15, 22 June 2009 (CEST)

:Is CEO really notable at all? He's the webmaster of course, but for the most part he just lurks. I think Van Krause (admin) should be in his place. Also, do we have enough [http://888chan.org/i/res/135304.html info] for Geneva's own page, or do we just say fuck him like with Fagmaster? He seems to be pretty scared of being outed. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 23:34, 1 September 2009 (CEST)

::Although I'm flattered, CEO is still indeed notable. If it wasn't for him and his chan, /cwc/ prolly wouldn't even exist. As such, he does belong on the list. If someone wants to put me on there though, I'm fine with it I guess. ^^; --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 09:36, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

Considering notability, perhaps the following should be included since they've been acknowledged by Chris: GeckoMantis, Champthom, CrassCrab, & spasticnerfbag. (all were present in the wedding comic as Gecko & Mantis, Crass & Champ, & Spas, respectively.) Chris also did a "shoutout" to one of the aformentioned trolls in the 'diaper' pics. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:27, 25 August 2009 (CEST)
*By this logic, we'd have to include trolls who haven't done shit who have gotten shot outs in other videos would be listed (Stalyn in the Q&A video, RachmannDesu and some other PVCCers in Rollin' and Trollin', etc.). In those cases, it's not so much these people trolled Chris directly, per say, but rather it was more like the ideas of the people involved. Pretty much the wedding comic is one big in joke with every new character being a troll without Chris realizing it, but the fact isn't public because otherwise faggots from ED will want our heads for doing a circle jerk sort of trolling there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:00, 2 September 2009 (CEST)
:*In other words, notable trolls are trolls who have trolled Chris directly and Chris has acknowledged it, not merely people Chris have mentioned in passing in videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:02, 2 September 2009 (CEST)

== Great job on the picture, but... ==

...Bob counts as a troll? I guess. You know you suck when you get trolled by your own family.-TheREALClydeCash
* Whoever made the pic wins an internet. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 17:34, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== Needs to be updated ,a lot ==

Lacks Vivian for example. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:32, 21 November 2009 (CET)
*I wouldn't exactly say she's a troll, considering she doesn't directly go after Chris and has always tried to be nice to him. But yeah, there are trolls that need to be added. Like Jack Thaddeus, Samantha the Cat(head of the miscreants before having her teeth fall out and being replaced by clyde).--[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:23, 21 November 2009 (CET)
:*I definitely agree about Jack but there's nothing about Samantha that is publicly known nor that Chris has ever mentioned. Please refer to the troll notability guidelines, Crass. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:58, 21 November 2009 (CET)
==Devil Trolls==
An article was created for the Devil Trolls that Chris fights in the latest comic page. I merged the two. Maybe we could expand on that section as a kind of "comic portrayal" section. Could include some other stuff too. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:13, 13 December 2009 (CET)

* Question about the devil trolls in Sonichu 10. Immediately after fighting them, Chris implicitly reveals the whole scene was a shout-out to the game Fairytale Fights (then goes on to plug Brutal Legend). Does anyone know if the Devil Trolls' design was plagiarised from said game? Because if so we ought to mention that in their section. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 18:35, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

== Talk:PodMonkey ==
[''archived for the PodMonkey article merge'' --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 00:39, 9 January 2010 (UTC)]

I have no clue who this guy is, but I'm getting some good vibes. Fill me in and I'll do what I can. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:24, 21 June 2009 (CEST)
*He's doing good things. He's a celebrity on #sonichu, among other things, mostly because he knows Chris IRL and is friends with the jerkops at Fashion Square Mall. More will be revealed in good time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:48, 21 June 2009 (CEST)

M'kay, I'm a patience guy. I'll just brace for epic. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:51, 22 June 2009 (CEST)

===Merge===
PodMonkey is out of the scene for now and most of what he's done won't come to light because of obvious concerns, so what do you all think of just moving this to a subsection of the [[Trolls]] article? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:18, 2 September 2009 (CEST)
*I agree. It should be moved. --[[User:BabyGotBack|BabyGotBack]] 03:49, 27 December 2009 (CET)

== How does Chris think the trolls think? ==

This article could benefit from discussion on how Chris thinks the trolls views themselves and their lives. I'd ramble on and on about it, but there's very little material on this subject.

When I read [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]] and other stuff where Chris pretends he's a troll, I kept thinking how Chris portrays the trolls in the comics. In the last email to Jack, "Sam" complains that trolls are having "more and more pathetic days ourselves in our individual damn lives". In fiction side, then, before getting faceraped, Jason rambles on about how he's a troll and he's basically just an evil villain who does this shit because he's a troll. So he really seems to think every single troll is just doing this because they're evil and have empty lives.

In short, it'd be interesting to compare two things: Why Chris thinks he's being trolled (trolls are lifeless, evil, cruel vermin who hate him because he's better than them), and why trolls ''actually'' troll him (to force Chris to get a clue, and since that's doomed to fail, provide a nearly-endless source of entertainment - or "lulz" as the modern vernacular goes). --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:27, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
He's part right. Trolls troll because it's fun. If Chris ignored them, they'd leave. It's his hilarious reactions that draw the trolls to him. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:12 PM, 12 April 2010 EST.

Talk:Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-13T01:07:04Z

Sarge:

Well I tried to transcribe the audio. I got 30 seconds down...yeah I'm a lazy fuck. - SEGA Hikaru

Unless someone gets it done sooner, I'll transcribe this in about 8 hours when I get home. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
: I can get it done presently. BITCH?! [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:39, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
:: Okay, that's transcribed and tagged up. Michael Snyder fucking rules. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:10, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: It sounds to me like Michael says "He probably will" after Chrissy says he hopes God will forgive him. On the hypocrisy front, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it's a capital offense to upload photos of Chris to the internet, but it's perfectly fine for him to upload surreptitious recordings of other people's private phone calls. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I thought I heard that to. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:06 P.M., 13 April 2010. (EST)
== Embracing his racism? ==

So, this year alone we have Chris calling Tito a nigger, and now yells "JEW" at someone IN PUBLIC. Has he finally accepted that he is a racist fuck? How much longer until he comes out as a homo? --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

::*inb4 "nawt a forum!", but he does compare him to the trolls, so he might be under the assumption he can use racial slurs against trolls and troll-like individuals and not be called out as racist.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:30, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* that's a good observation there, Chris seems to think, that it's ok to call racial slur to trolls and people who have done "wrong" to him, and still be the good guy. Chris clearly as usual, didn't thought much before placing this video up on youtube before uploading it.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:40, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Wallflower-esque?==

I notice that we've added the personal information Chris posted, and I was wondering if we should treat things like the phone number with as much sensitivity as was done in the case of the Wallflower. I understand that he hasn't requested it's removal, but still. Your call. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:17, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: Like I say, that's not Snyder's personal info, it's the address and number of the Game Place (which is in the yellow pages and on the store's website anyhow). That said, Chris may be committing some crime or another by trying to incite people to harass him. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think in this case the address and phone number posted are of the GAMe PLACe and not his personal home? I could be wrong though, if it is his personal info (how the fuck did Chris get that?) then yeah, my vote would be to remove it --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:21, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Down==

SHIT. Video got pulled. Anyone got a copy for the CWCVille Library?? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:18, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*Damn, I had just gone back to his channel to get it down, but I was too slow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

how much time was this video up anyway? i doubt anyone managed to make a copy of it, the CWCki should make a guide to download Chris's videos, so we have more people keeping back up.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I brought the page up at around 6-7 PM EDT. It went down at about 8:15 that same time. 2-3 hours. That's how fast the video went up and down. Yes, I think for the sake of preserving, a video needs to have a copy of it made if something causes it to go down.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

I still have the page open for his video. Is there anyway I can save it from here?[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 00:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* You could save the page (If you're using Windows, go to File -> Save Page As, or press CTRL+S)? I don't think you'd be able to rip the video that way, but I think it might still play. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:46, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

And now apparently it's back up. Go figure. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC

I have it, if any of you guys need it. [[User:SwoopDaWoop|SwoopDaWoop]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

The Library hasn't uploaded it yet, so I did. [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OTWXKSZB Here's] a download of it too. (It's MegaUpload, sorry.) --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:32, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Wow, the Clyde Cash the kid video was up for only a few minutes, and yet we couldn't save this one that was up for 2-3 hours. Thanks and grats to MewLime. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:I've got a copy on my computer just in case we lose our current one.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Have you noticed how fast he now removes his videos? It is clear that Chris acts like this in the hope of escaping the watchful eye of someone. Can we reefer him to another video site?[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:02, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's up for me. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:03 P.M., 12 April, 2010. (EST)
:This one got taken down by Youtube, not Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Sugar Ray song==

Made me fucking lol. I don't know why.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:33, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Illegal or not?==

So it appears to me we could have a legal situation on our hands. We need to figure this out. If we do we may have to delete the video although transcriptions might be safe. According to my research though, as long as you are part of the conversation yourself it is perfectly legal to record it. Only thing that he could be busted for is taping the phone call Snyder has. I am not sure. [[User:Ephemeral|Ephemeral]] 00:37, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* Virginia's "wiretap" law allows you to tape a conversation without the other party's consent as long as it is in a public place. The court would probably consider The GAMe PLACe a public area without an expectation of privacy. But, just goes to show how close he is to committing a real crime and playing Kick the Autistic with Bubba --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Chris thinks its 2009==

In the intro, he says he was banned almost a year ago in 2008. This means he thinks it is 2009. Or maybe he can't tell time... --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 00:47, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think he did the same thing in a tape released around this same time last year - thought it was 2008 instead of 2009. Aw, well. In the words of Vivian Gee, HONOR ROLL MY ASS--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:50, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Wii Incident==
*What is Chris talking about when he mentions the Wii incident? This might be something worth finding out about. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I wondered that myself. The Mimms and Lucas Q&A mentions a time he brought his Wii in to play Brawl, but they don't say anything about Snyder having a problem with it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::* It's not so much an incident in that one time Chris wanted to use the big screen TV at the game place but mike wouldn't let him. then mike kicked him out I guess cuz chris was being stupid. This is all Chris remembers [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-13T01:04:11Z

Sarge:

Well I tried to transcribe the audio. I got 30 seconds down...yeah I'm a lazy fuck. - SEGA Hikaru

Unless someone gets it done sooner, I'll transcribe this in about 8 hours when I get home. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
: I can get it done presently. BITCH?! [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:39, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
:: Okay, that's transcribed and tagged up. Michael Snyder fucking rules. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:10, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: It sounds to me like Michael says "He probably will" after Chrissy says he hopes God will forgive him. On the hypocrisy front, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it's a capital offense to upload photos of Chris to the internet, but it's perfectly fine for him to upload surreptitious recordings of other people's private phone calls. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
== Embracing his racism? ==

So, this year alone we have Chris calling Tito a nigger, and now yells "JEW" at someone IN PUBLIC. Has he finally accepted that he is a racist fuck? How much longer until he comes out as a homo? --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

::*inb4 "nawt a forum!", but he does compare him to the trolls, so he might be under the assumption he can use racial slurs against trolls and troll-like individuals and not be called out as racist.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:30, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* that's a good observation there, Chris seems to think, that it's ok to call racial slur to trolls and people who have done "wrong" to him, and still be the good guy. Chris clearly as usual, didn't thought much before placing this video up on youtube before uploading it.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:40, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Wallflower-esque?==

I notice that we've added the personal information Chris posted, and I was wondering if we should treat things like the phone number with as much sensitivity as was done in the case of the Wallflower. I understand that he hasn't requested it's removal, but still. Your call. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:17, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: Like I say, that's not Snyder's personal info, it's the address and number of the Game Place (which is in the yellow pages and on the store's website anyhow). That said, Chris may be committing some crime or another by trying to incite people to harass him. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think in this case the address and phone number posted are of the GAMe PLACe and not his personal home? I could be wrong though, if it is his personal info (how the fuck did Chris get that?) then yeah, my vote would be to remove it --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:21, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Down==

SHIT. Video got pulled. Anyone got a copy for the CWCVille Library?? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:18, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*Damn, I had just gone back to his channel to get it down, but I was too slow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

how much time was this video up anyway? i doubt anyone managed to make a copy of it, the CWCki should make a guide to download Chris's videos, so we have more people keeping back up.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I brought the page up at around 6-7 PM EDT. It went down at about 8:15 that same time. 2-3 hours. That's how fast the video went up and down. Yes, I think for the sake of preserving, a video needs to have a copy of it made if something causes it to go down.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

I still have the page open for his video. Is there anyway I can save it from here?[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 00:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* You could save the page (If you're using Windows, go to File -> Save Page As, or press CTRL+S)? I don't think you'd be able to rip the video that way, but I think it might still play. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:46, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

And now apparently it's back up. Go figure. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC

I have it, if any of you guys need it. [[User:SwoopDaWoop|SwoopDaWoop]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

The Library hasn't uploaded it yet, so I did. [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OTWXKSZB Here's] a download of it too. (It's MegaUpload, sorry.) --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:32, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Wow, the Clyde Cash the kid video was up for only a few minutes, and yet we couldn't save this one that was up for 2-3 hours. Thanks and grats to MewLime. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Have you noticed how fast he now removes his videos? It is clear that Chris acts like this in the hope of escaping the watchful eye of someone. Can we reefer him to another video site?[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:02, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
It's up for me. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:03 P.M., 12 April, 2010. (EST)

==The Sugar Ray song==

Made me fucking lol. I don't know why.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:33, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Illegal or not?==

So it appears to me we could have a legal situation on our hands. We need to figure this out. If we do we may have to delete the video although transcriptions might be safe. According to my research though, as long as you are part of the conversation yourself it is perfectly legal to record it. Only thing that he could be busted for is taping the phone call Snyder has. I am not sure. [[User:Ephemeral|Ephemeral]] 00:37, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* Virginia's "wiretap" law allows you to tape a conversation without the other party's consent as long as it is in a public place. The court would probably consider The GAMe PLACe a public area without an expectation of privacy. But, just goes to show how close he is to committing a real crime and playing Kick the Autistic with Bubba --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Chris thinks its 2009==

In the intro, he says he was banned almost a year ago in 2008. This means he thinks it is 2009. Or maybe he can't tell time... --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 00:47, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think he did the same thing in a tape released around this same time last year - thought it was 2008 instead of 2009. Aw, well. In the words of Vivian Gee, HONOR ROLL MY ASS--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:50, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Wii Incident==
*What is Chris talking about when he mentions the Wii incident? This might be something worth finding out about. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I wondered that myself. The Mimms and Lucas Q&A mentions a time he brought his Wii in to play Brawl, but they don't say anything about Snyder having a problem with it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::* It's not so much an incident in that one time Chris wanted to use the big screen TV at the game place but mike wouldn't let him. then mike kicked him out I guess cuz chris was being stupid. This is all Chris remembers [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)