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User talk:Schuzrum-dias

2011-02-09T23:40:44Z

Schuzrum-dias: cobwebs, cobwebs everywhere

User talk:Enibure

2011-02-09T23:38:31Z

Schuzrum-dias:

Well I transcribed 2 videos tonight only to find out someone else had...because no one typed transcribe into the discussion box. I'm not pissed at you...I'm pissed that "transcribing" wasn't written in the discussion.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 17:00, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

It's cool mate, just merge 'em. No big deal, yeah?[[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 17:13, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Yeah no big deal...I merged the parts you didn't have with what I had...lol, cheers.

something--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 15:12, 9 February 2011 (PST)
Something else. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 15:38, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Talk:Punchy Sonichu

2010-11-08T23:37:15Z

Schuzrum-dias:

Isn't Punchy supposed to be Chinese?--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 14:13, 8 November 2010 (PST)
* ...As opposed to Asian? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:16, 8 November 2010 (PST)
::As opposed to Japanese. Because of all the Japanese text.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 14:20, 8 November 2010 (PST)
*The eyes are stereotypical Asian, but seeing as how the dojo and characters are from an anime, he's Japanese. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 15:37, 8 November 2010 (PST)

Category talk:CWCipedia vandalism

2010-11-03T02:05:49Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* I think a cleanup is in order */

While I admire your thoroughness, Pfargtl9000, (seriously!) I would like to question if we really need all these pictures, and I am also pretty sure some of them are duplicates of pictures we already have.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 18:56, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*I'm filtering out what we don't need, but keeping the others. A loyal Christorian like Pfargt9000 does need to be recognised. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:32, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
**Some of the pictures the trolls are putting up are just incredible. Plus, a lot of these also qualify as Fanart.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:33, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm impressed they're still coming in as fast as they are. Chris has some dedicated trolls. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:38, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

== I give up ==

Some of the shit the trolls are putting up are too obscene, even for the CWCki. See the new introduction image? Chris's duck is fine enough, but not this.

I'm doing this because it is too damn tiring, and also per [[CWCki:NOTED]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 22:09, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I did this because they started to go overboard and upload even worse shock images. Anyway, as of today, these images are slowly being deleted. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 23:49, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

== I think a cleanup is in order ==
How about everything in this category that is not original content gets thrown in the bin? --[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 13:15, 2 November 2010 (PDT)
*Yeah seriously, why was this section up in the first fucking place. seriously, whoever did this should get banned. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:27, 2 November 2010 (PDT)
*Alright, who wants to keep the gay porn and whatnot? Does it really have relevance? Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:41, 2 November 2010 (PDT)
** Well, I had no idea that this was here. It looks like everything needs to go, most of it is gay porn and shitty random images, there's not many original images. It'd be easier to delete all this shit. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 19:05, 2 November 2010 (PDT)

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-25T23:39:39Z

Schuzrum-dias:

Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** If someone who has the power to can merge all the other DayOut pages with this one, that'd be awesome. ~~This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!
::*I'm more curious about what that horrible rattling in the last video is whenever he comes to a stop. Anyone here particularly knowledgeable about cars? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:29, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** Didn't he say something to the effect of his muffler being fucked? The sound is that of a bum muffler. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

DayOut2

2010-10-25T21:54:30Z

Schuzrum-dias: *compalin lol

'''DayOut2''' is a video where Chris drives by [[McDonald's]] and [[Wal-Mart]], then complains about the drive-thru at McDonald's.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Dayout2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style =
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[DayOut1]]
| next = [[Current]]
}}

'''Transcript'''

And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go North to Ruckersville.

And right over to our right, we see the new McDonalds that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new Wal-mart that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.

There is the new McDonald's, small in extenture, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru!

Talk:/cow/

2010-10-25T03:18:28Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Did we go down? */

==so okay==

This thing hasn't really been updated in while, so I switched some shit around. Keep in mind I'm was working from memory (posts are all gone), so details may be missing or inaccurate. Feel free to revert or whatever.--[[User:Jet|Jet]] 03:15, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

Krapple guy suggested that there be a new article and frankly, I agree with him. Ideally let's keep namefaggotry out of this, as Krapple is now an established part of the CWC troll scene (consider the fact that the first reference to [[Ivy]] was on Krapple, and Ivy's first appearance was on Krapple as well, not to mention Clyde frequents the place). Really though, let's not make this a giant plug like the old article was about.

IMHO, this should strictly stick to what the site is about, and notable stuff that has happened on the board (read: first mention of Ivy, leaks, etc.). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:29, 9 May 2009 (CEST)

: Should CEO & the *chan /cwc/ is hosted on have a slight mention as well? --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 14:42, 9 May 2009 (CEST)
:* Don't push it, nigger. ^^ But I agree this needs an article, it shouldn't really have been deleted in the first place. /cwc/ has delivered OC, and they are great when 110 is down. Also, krapple si a pretty cool guy. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:27, 9 May 2009 (CEST)

==Goatee pic==
Anyone know/can get a pic of Chris with his goatee? The "Let's get Chris to grow a beard" was a huge Krapple thing for a while so showing a pic so we can be like "OH SHI---------" would be good. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:29, 26 November 2009 (CET)
* Would the video in which Chris shaves his goatee work? --[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]] 00:33, 26 November 2009 (CET)--[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]]
:*No, just a pic dude. We already have a link to a video but a pic so people don't have to watch the entire video would be good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)

== Date ==

Are we sure that it was opened on the 28th? It may just be my time zone (some websites compensate for them, I'm not sure if this is one of them), but the first new topic is dated for the 27th. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 17:55, 28 August 2009 (CEST)
*I made that edit so I could be wrong. By all means fix it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:58, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

== Deleted Forever? ==

[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/README This is all that's left of /cwc/] What happened? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:21, 2 November 2009 (CET)

Dear god... DEAR GOD, heres to hoping that this is a trick to fool the spammer into leaving.--[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 07:23, 2 November 2009 (CET)

Any word if /cwc/ will come back? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 07:15, 4 November 2009 (CET)

All I know is that some 'furnigger' as he was referred to spammed the board repeatedly with furry porn. They traced his IP to Briton but beyond that no idea what is going on. [[User:Kast Iron|Kast Iron]] 03:37, 5 November 2009 (CET)

: ''furnigger'' is a term coined by former Patriotic Nigra N3X15 as an alternative to the commonly used ''furfag''. All that aside, it has been assumed based on the evidence that the faggot who was spamming /cwc/ was a reject from [http://www.ta-host.com/macrosonic this forum] whose personal army request for a raid on said forum on KKK's /i/ was shot down. So he got butthurt and decided to spam /cwc/. I can't confirm or deny this at the moment but its the most plausible theory thus far based on the evidence.
:As far as why Krapple was "deleted", I haven't the slightest clue. I assume its not perminant though since the other sub-sites are still up. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 04:47, 5 November 2009 (CET)
*Apparently this here http://legi0n.krapplekomputerkompany.com/l/ is the new /cwc/. Go out and spam to the extreme. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 04:50, 5 November 2009 (CET)
** Apparently its not there anymore. [[User:4plus2|4plus2]] 13:00, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*i'm not really sure what's going on with krapplekomputerkompany, but if you want to find out i guess you should go find krappleguy in his irc channel --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 13:33, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*Anyone have any news on anything? The entire boards have been taken down. If they are gone is there anywhere that non-pvcc people can go to discuss chris? [[User:Kast Iron|Kast Iron]] 08:55, 8 November 2009 (CET)
::*Update: As far as I can til at this point, Krapple & the original /cwc/ board by extension, are both gone. However, /cwc/ lives (sort of). A new board has been made on KKK's sister site, Legi0n. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc] I appologize for any inconveniances and I'll let everyone know if/when I'm able to get in contact with CEO regarding this matter. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 23:19, 8 November 2009 (CET)

==Renaming==
I think for technical reasons, this really has to be renamed to something like "Krapple." Not to deride them or anything, only that it seems when I try to like to the article as it is, it will go to the subpage "cwc" of whatever page is being linked. Like if I link to this on the [[Sonichu]] page, it'll go to the page [[Sonichu/cwc]]. We can keep it as it is, except remember we have to pipe it to "Krapple" but that's kinda silly. So any thoughts, maybe for a better name to rename it to? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:02, 30 November 2009 (CET)
:Krapple Komputer Kompany? Legi0n? Chris-chan (Imageboard)? idk something like that maybe. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:48, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Why link to legion deleted? ==

And references? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:09, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Protection. Chris has passed over the site before, but we don't want him going back any time soon. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:17, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Stupid, because even if Chris finds it it's too many words for him to read. Someone, revert it back. Seriously, people fucking nagging people in IRC or on here to "Where is /cwc/ now?" outweighs the remote chance that Chris is gonna find shit out. He already allegedly reads EDF, he's already discovered this place, Chris believes what he wants to believe. He still insists Ivy and Panda are real, even though CWCki more or less subtly hints at them being trolls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:08, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

== Tainted soil. ==

Nobody should touch this place, seriously. We are '''highly''' notorious there since Edthehedgehog and his vandalized user page, and now we are prone to floods of inexperienced trolls who think Patti's corpse, tranny hookers, and JUUUUUUUUUUUULAY are still funny. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html Even I should be highly concerned as I stirred some RAGE.] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've been the focus of the Chris-esque RAGE of the /cwc/ anonfags. Stay as far away from these mouthbreathers as possible. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 20:21, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
{{quote|I am a furry, more precisely a Pokefur.|MaxTehManyula}}
::Protip: Channers hate furfags, Max. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 18:08, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

== What happened? ==
Has anyone else here not been able to acess the site? Any time I click on a link to /cwc/, any link, it says it couldn't display the webpage. This has happened to me on two seperate computers. Is anyone else having the same problem? Has something happened to the site recently? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:52, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

according to some dude on the IRC Channel the place got DDOSED by a love shy. Not sue how accurate that is--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:04, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

By a what now? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
:A Love Shy is basically a pathetic sexist loser who can't get [[China|any]]. [http://www.love-shy.com/lsbb/index.php Here's their forum.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:42, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
::So its a forum full of Chris-Chans then? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:30, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Yeah. We insulted them in an epic thread I suggested a raid which some people were gearing up to do then poof forums gone--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:24, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Makes sense. Any chance of a restoration in sight? I had been meaning to check out the cxc board and check for updates. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:58, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::I don't know --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:20, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

Have any of them claimed responsibility? This seems unexpected from a group who have apparently only made one strike against their [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Love_Shy&action=history ED page]. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:44, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

IT WASN'T THEM. It was some skiddie faggot who was pissed at an admin.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]] [[image:datass.jpg|40px]] 18:41, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Website Disabled ==
Anyone else getting this message when to go to the /cwc/, Anyone know whats know whats going on? --[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 19:37, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:It's probably just a server issue or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:08, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
* Might be, <s>Idk think is says in the legi0n IRC is being ddos'd by furrys or something</s> meh probably just an error if what ever it says in the Irc might be old news for the what happened discussion above. --[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 20:14, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
** I was talking to medic and the other mods (including myself)last night on skype. we got DDOSed by some faggot dont worry about it though--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:36, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

== Additions to Notable Goings-on ==

The recent wave of DDoSing and spamming, along with the [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Legi0n creation of an ED article.] [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 09:39, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:Going to create a separate section, "The End of Legi0n" to encompass all of that and the announcement that legi0n will be closing since it was all related to some extent. Will that work?--[[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]] 18:24, 22 August 2010 (PDT)
::Works perfectly.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:36, 22 August 2010 (PDT)

== Did we go down? ==

Can't load the page. what up?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 18:15, 24 October 2010 (PDT)
* IRC topic: "789 might go down due to a shitty registrar. Should be back up soon. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 20:18, 24 October 2010 (PDT)

United States of America

2010-10-22T19:48:00Z

Schuzrum-dias: lrn2English

{{Quote|Okay, I don't know the words, but I am being patriotic here!|Chris, [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|forgetting the national anthem]].}}

[[File:SonichuFlag.png|thumb|Christian's primary thoughts on the U.S....]]

[[Chris]] is a citizen of the '''United States of America''', a federal democratic republic in the western hemisphere. The nation is considered the only remaining [[China|superpower]] since the end of the cold war, and is a leading economic, political, and cultural force in the world.

Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers|actions]] are often [[Chris and Hypocrisy|very obviously]] contrary to these claims.

==Politics==

[[File:Cwcflag1.png|thumb|...Christian's ''other'' thoughts on the U.S.]]

At a glance, Chris's sense of politics seem very inconsistent; on some issues, he takes a very conservative stance, on others a very liberal one. While many people have an independent or bipartisan opinion, one has to realize the true nature of Chris's decision-making: that Chris doesn't favor what's good for America, but rather what's good for Chris (and believes the [[Chris and his ego| two ends are one and the same]]). As such, he's against gay marriage because he hates da [[homos]] and supported [[Barack Obama]] because he saw himself in him, before he accused him of [[Chris and race|selling out the country to brown-skinned people]].{{cite}}

Soon after, he clarified that he [[Mailbag 20#Chris on abortion|supports abortion]], undoubtedly to show his appreciation for [[Women's Rights]]. Another recent political insight is the vague statement [[Mailbag 4|'I agree with gun control']], despite Chris's numerous [[death threats]] and [[Sonichu Special 4| vigilante plans]] that would require a firearm.

Chris proclaims himself to be a "moderate". While typically this simply means not having extreme or overly partisan political beliefs, he takes this as a general-purpose response to all questions about politics, including ones that have no defined middle path. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the [[Mailbags]], where Chris will often dodge giving his opinion on issues ''every'' voter should have an opinion on, simply because ''he has no opinion.''

Chris doesn't react well in situations where he absolutely has to make a choice ([[Julie Reveals Herself|Julie or PSN? A question for the ages!]]), and seems easily persuaded on matters that he doesn't really have a stake on. As a result, he often comes across as a weathervane, just repeating whatever opinion has most recently lodged itself in his head. His changing opinion about Obama is a good example of this, as he has echoed the sentiments from his father, a documentary, and then from his father again, adopting a positive and negative stance based on what he hears; he never really stops to make a summary and decide what points really matter to ''him''.

==Understanding of government==

Chris's grasp of how the government works, much like Chris's grasp on [[reality]] as a whole, is shaky at best. One of the most telling examples of this is his ignorant stance on taxation and [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]]. Because Chris is jobless, he pays no taxes and presumably files no tax returns. However, he still thinks of himself as a contributing member of society, because he pays ''sales taxes'' on the massive amount of crap he buys.

{{Quote|My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well.... I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well.|Chris, [[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever|explaining why he deserves free money]].}}

It's highly unlikely that Chris understands the massive discrepancy between the amount the government pays him and the amount he gives back via sales tax. Chris also fails to understand that sales taxes are collected by state and local governments, while his welfare check comes from the federal government.

Chris also seems to have difficulty understanding what the true purpose of government actually is. The U.S. government's duty is to follow the will of the majority while respecting the rights of the minority, to protect its citizens from danger, and to ensure the continued prosperity of the nation. Chris, however, would like it to become a force for social engineering that would make the most rabid totalitarian shudder. When asked hypothetical questions about what he would do if he were running things, he proposes bizarre sweeping laws that single out [[Homos|certain minorities]] and force individuals into relationships whether they want to be in one or not.

{{Quote|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples, leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All gays would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.|Chris [[Common Questions#28 December 2009|on effective leadership]].}}

The fact that this would not help the country at all, and in fact could possibly destroy society as we know it, does not factor into Chris's thinking. By his logic, since he wants a girlfriend, ''everybody'' must want a girlfriend, and if everybody wants a girlfriend, the government needs to make it happen.

Over the years, Chris has proposed a large number of laws, even sending letters to President [[Barack Obama]] demanding legislation against [[trolls]] and [[homos]]. This is completely useless for two reasons: one, the President of the United States has much more pressing concerns than making an insane manchild in Ruckersville, VA, happy, and two, the US President ''can't make laws''. (Separation of powers and checks and balances in government are concepts Chris has no time for — [[CWCville]], after all, is a hereditary dictatorship.)

Oddly, the closest analog for how Chris views his government is how Chris views his [[religion]]. He treats both the US government and God as things that can be completely ignored unless he has a personal problem, at which point they should immediately step in and help. He believes that both have a deeply vested interest in himself, often at the expense of everybody else. God should damn [[Clyde Cash]], and the FBI should arrest him. It doesn't matter that Clyde hasn't done anything the FBI would be terribly interested in; Chris is mad at him, and that's all that matters.

== Chris on patriotism ==

As established, Chris has a very [[naïve]] view of American politics, and how the federal government operates. Despite these setbacks, Chris has developed a unique brand of patriotism his brings up quite often, usually either in defense of his character or dehumanization of his [[Trolls|enemies]]. As a result, these stabs at jingoism often feel forced or out of place. Chris has utilized this tactic in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], with the iconic "Clarksville Address":

{{quote|Yes, sir, my loving, caring [[Sweetheart]] and I have come to discuss the web page in question. We humbly request that it would be removed from the internet for good. For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 8|delivering the Clarksville Address]]}}

[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|thumb|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his favorite shirt]]

Here, we can see the prime factor in Chris's logic. Namely, that [[Song of Christian| his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[ED]] satirizes him, they insult all US citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later [[Do Not Dis C Ville|video]] claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville|his fictional utopia]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America. On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a facade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect|respect]] and reprieve.

His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his [[Twin Falling Towers|tendency to mock national tragedies]] and [[Chris and music|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the ''opposite'' effect.

However, his bumbling enthusiasm isn't reserved for the USA alone. Like many Americans, Chris has developed a fake lineage of European ancestry, starting from [[Anne Boleyn]], a Queen of England who was executed in 1536. This was almost instantly proven false when her ultimate descendant Queen Elizabeth I, who died in 1603 childless. Then Chris tried in vain to co-opt British, Scottish, and Irish national sentiment in his [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|kilt-clad tirade against Surfshack Tito]] as a means of intimidation. Also, while not a standard country per se, he also evoked his relation to the Cherokee Nation in his infamous [[War Paint Video|armed declaration of war against the trolls]]. Finally, Chris attempts to use the fact that February 24 is Mexico's Flag Day to justify [[Christian Love Day|turning his own birthday into a holiday]], an ''American'' holiday. Note that all of these cases, Chris's total ignorance of other nations means he [[Fail|fails]] spectacularly at representing them and appearing patriotic.
{{-}}

==Chris for President?==

In a [[A Public Announcement for Congress|more recent video]], Chris outlined his actions for what he would do if elected president. He declared he would [[Chris and money|cut taxes in half, build "soup hotels", give senior citizens increased funds for medications and special services]], restrict guns to law enforcement personnel only, [[homos|allow gay marriage]], and [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|form a special police force that focus's entirely on capturing internet trolls.]]

Aside from his failure to deliver a good speech, this video also showcases his complete and utter ignorance of how government and taxes work. [[Mailbag 18|Building luxury hotels for the homeless]] and increasing social security for [[Bob|senior citizens]] would cost a fortune to do, yet he also proposes cutting taxes in half, thus also reducing the amount of money the government can spend in half. Given that Chris probably has [[Honor Roll|no knowledge of economics]], he probably just assumes that money can be printed endlessly without fear of inflation (Of course, that's assuming he put any thought at all into his policies).

Chris's restrictions of guns to professionals only is a blatant violation of the 2nd amendment, which allows American citizens to own a gun for protection. While their are certain restrictions on who can own a gun and what type, a flat out ban on weapons for everyone would no doubt be found unconstitutional. Then again, Chris isn't exactly big on [[Homos|respecting]] [[alec benson leary|the]] [[Megan|rights]] [[Mailbag 31|of]] [[Niggos|others.]]

His departure from his previous stance on gay marriage is surprising ,but then again, he was influenced by a [[Jackie|certain someone]] when he made the video. Despite his decree of equal rights, he does finish up his point by imploring gays to not [[Sex_tape|"keep it to yourselves in your room, just don't force it upon everybody"]], while normal straight couples can flaunt their heterosexuality to their heart's delight.

While taxes, government spending, gay marriage and gun control are all big issues, Chris finish's up his video by proposing his most important change: the establishment of a special "trollbusters" unit of [[Chris and the law|law enforcement]], apparently dedicated to finding trolls who make fun of people online, and incarcerating them. While a cyber crime's unit already exists for the FBI, they spend their time pursuing real criminals like pedophiles and scam artists, not people who make fun of [[Chris|retarded inbred cry-babies]].

The fact that Chris has complained to law enforcement previously, and they have not done anything about it, leads Chris to believe that it must not exist, [[ego|otherwise they would be spending all their resources tracking down the people who make fun of him]]. The fact that Chris is willing to suspend constitutional rights, and spend countless millions on to incarcerate people that make fun of him, is proof that Chris is neither a republican, democrat or moderate. He's more of a fascist.

TLDR, Chris's ideal America is an America where he is in charge, the bulk of the Bill of Rights only applies when he feels like it should, and his birthday is a national holiday. In other words, his ideal America is North Korea.

==See also==
*[[American Rabbit]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Talk:Kitchen

2010-10-22T19:02:05Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Top Men */

Can we get a picture of the junk in the kitchen? I'm still finding my way around and figuring out how to change stuff. [[User:Merpily|Merpily]] 10:50, 22 October 2010 (PDT)

==Top Men==

I'm seeing this phrase cropping up around the wiki. Why the fuck is this being used? Every instance of it that I've ever seen links it to "Trolls", even though the people who find this shit and hypothesize about it probably haven't ever actually trolled anyone, especially Chris. If "Top Men" is synonymous with "Trolls", why do we not just use "trolls" and avoid all this annoying and unnecessary piping? If they aren't trolls, why do we link to trolls as if they were?

I expect someone will come in and say "It's all a joke lulz epic ween", but if that's what it's supposed to be, it isn't funny or clever, and so would be removed anyway based on my experience with people inserting "jokes" into articles. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:22, 22 October 2010 (PDT)
* Too bad, it's just a joke. "Troll" is just a blanket term for anyone following Chris, since that's how Chris views a troll: someone having a laugh at his expense. Don't get so fucking anal about two damn words. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 12:02, 22 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Bob Chandler

2010-09-24T23:29:26Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Grand Wizard Bob */

==To do==
*<strike>Picture of Bob</strike>
**Bob looks like fucking Jigsaw. Scary. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:34, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's relationship with Bob, in Chris's own words
*add some background to Bob's history. He goes on about himself in the date audio, and he's a pretty interesting guy, like he saw the first plastic Coke bottles shipped off from the assembly line, and he was in the Signal Corps and all sorts of other interesting stuff. We need some of that in here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:06, 26 March 2009 (CET)

(Quick question - whats the date audio? Thanks!)
*...the audio of Chris's date with [[Emily]]. As seen available on the [[The Miscreants]] website. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:31, 17 April 2009 (CEST)

Should I mention he just got sent to the hospital in the health section with congestive heart failure? [[Shawths|Shawths]]

==Great job!==

Seriously, this article is terrific now. I'm surprised how far it's come. Good work to all those involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:11, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

: Still need more on video games and raising Chris. The section on Chris should be the biggest in this article. Will wait for others to finish transcribing because I can't make out Bob's quiet voice in church & Emily. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:24, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

== Bob's birthday ==

Why did everyone think it was Feb. 9th instead of Sept. 4? Does Chris not know when his father's birthday is? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 04:41, 27 June 2009 (CEST)
*No, it's just hard to tell from the Family Tree poster since it's in microscopic print. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 27 June 2009 (CEST)

==Radio Station Gig==
According to some of the recordings via Yahoo Messenger, didn't Bob worked at a radio station at one time? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 21:01, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

==i suck==

Hi, first time editor, long time lurker. I called CWC's house today, hoping to talk to him, but I got Bob instead. Those other people exaggerated about Bob's bravado in their callfail video, Bob isn't much of an opponent if you don't let him get a word in, he just seems to stammer a lot. Of note, he recognized my Texas area code (432) and said he was from Texas, and that he knew some KKK people who he said he would send over to my house if I didn't stop calling. Unfortunately it's lost to time because I can't record from my cellphone and maintain a decent quality. I called him in the morning, when he woke up I honestly thought it was Chris. Anyways, I suck at this shit, I'm gonna just lurk and wtach from now on. I don't have what it takes to be a troll. Thanks for the interesting page, and sorry I don't have any audio to give you guys. [[User:ColossalFail|ColossalFail]] 19:35, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Hey... ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k]

My friend sent me this video earlier today. It has to do with someone prank calling Bob to get more info out of him involving his current life. Is there anything in it we could possibly use for this article? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:41, 20 February 2010 (EST)

*Is stuff like this now subject to the new CWCki privacy laws? Or are we good with all that?-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:54, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Congestive heart failure==

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Damn. We all knew this was coming eventually, but still.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

: We haven't confirmed it was actually Chris yet--I'm personally at 60-40 Chris, the writing style seems off(the Random Capitalization is unusual) but his posting pattern makes sense. Chris only seems to use Twitter when the CWCipedia has dicks on it and I doubt that he's checked recently.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*The Twitter is his, he's written in the [[CWC Blog]] about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** I don't see it on the CWCipedia updates.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:***It would explain his lack of presence for the last few days.
: Huh, I don't see that tweet on [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu his Twitter account]. Did he delete it, or am I just missing it somehow? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:55, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* No, it's there. It starts with "Captain's Log Stardate March 1st"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:13, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** Oh, now I see it. Thanks! *[[slow-in-the-mind]]* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
I don't want to live in a Cwcville without Bob. If he dies, I'll kill myself.
''

I'm going to kill myself if Bob Chandler dies
I'm going to kill myself if he makes me cry
I'll slit my wrists or I'll cut my throat
but I'll kill myself, I'll kill myself, by bleeding on his doorstep.''

[[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 05:50, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

:My grandma died due to congestive heart failure. It isn't a pretty sight. -PeaceCeapPea

:I just heard the news. Dammit, Bob is awesome, I'm praying he doesn't kick it! PLEASE DON'T DIE, BOB! :'( [[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:57, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Just to be clear, CHF doesn't necessarily mean heart attack/failure/imminent death. What it means is that the heart is weakened and is having trouble pumping enough blood to the rest of the body. A lot of overweight and older people develop CHF and don't kick off immediately because of it, and it is treatable. So Bob may live to chop down more internets yet. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 07:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

He spent 2 tweets discussing how his dad has a serious health issue, then six talking about himself and Sonichu. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I know, right? What the fuck? That's pretty low. I know Chris has [[Mumble 1|implied]] that he doesn't love Bob, but I'd expect more than that. People always joke about Bob dying, but I wouldn't like that at all. He is the only sliver of awesome left in Chris's life. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 11:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*The thing is, people think that without Bob, we'd get more interesting results from Chris. Bob kept Chris from going to Redmond. Bob is more or less the reason why Chris won't travel anywhere for a troll. Anyways, I think the concern is that Bob has a long history of heart problems already and given his age, he's taken quite a beating and it wouldn't be unreasonable to suspect that this might do him in. Not that I pray for the death of Bob, mind you, only that this is the rationale of people focusing on Bob's death and why people aren't exactly optimistic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I wouldn't expected anything else from him. What about "I am putting ''Sonichu'' on hold because my father is at the hospital"? That wouldn't have been a novelty. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all do something nice for Lumberjack. Make his life a little easier. We should call in and wish him good health. How much better will he feel knowing that he is more loved than his internet famous son? He'd perk up right away. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:18, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* He appreciated [[4 September 2009|Vivian's card]], that's probably a good idea. A picnic hamper perhaps? Some kind of gift package with food and/or nice shit. Chris won't go to that trouble; someone should.- [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 16:33, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*If someone sets up a paypal, I'd chip in 10 bucks. He's the internet lumberjack, after all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:34, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I agree, that would be cool. [[User:Lynxr|–Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.–]] 19:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*I plan on sending flowers by myself in the next few days. Some kind of "Get Well" bouquet. The man deserves it. He went through a lot and, even if he could had done better with Chris, he deserves a break. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*I've started a /cwc/ thread on this here: http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/24043.html - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 18:54, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I really hope Bob pulls through for Chris's sake. I really hate Chris but I know what it's like to lose one's father, and that's not something I'd wish upon anybody else. --[[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 16:44, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, seriously. I hope Bob gets well soon.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 19:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
** Same here. Out of the Chandlers, Bob is easily the most likeable.....which isn't exactly that difficult seeing the rest of the Chandlers, but still.. --[[User:Torvalr|Torvalr]] 19:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Hey, all the colossal dicks are gone from the Cwcipedia. A mark of respect? --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Sadly, it looks like it. Chris do not deserve any respect. CWCipedia should be a ground for Cock-Parades 24/7/365 [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
**Dude, his dad could be fucking ''dying''. I think it's a nice gesture - that's why I mentioned it.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 22:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
***I never saw Chris acting with compassion towards someone before, I don't see why we should indulge in Moral-Faggotery because of Bob's issues. As much as I respect the Old Man, He's not the jerk we all love to hate. This is why I strongly believe that the ads must be put back in place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:25, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Chris's 'stress' probably gets passed onto Bob. When Bob is in stable condition, there's no way Chris will be able to put his needs ahead of his own. He'll be getting all cunty about the trolling that he's receiving and not helping Bob's situaition at all. I say lay off and go with [[User:Edward|Edward's]] idea. Well wishes and get well soon ads for Bob. So what if Chris gets smug. Smug Chris is positive happy Chris, it's the closest he gets to that emotion. We can put up with that while his dad's in hospital, right? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 00:27, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Seconded. /Scruffy --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Chris wouldn't give a fuck if his father died. He hates him. If he hasn't empaphized with anyone else, then why the father he hates so much? He'll fake sadness, pretend he cares, but he'll still consider fucking Patti the worst loss of his life. And going easy on Chris is no help for Bob, that just means that in possibly his last days with his father he'll be all smug about his victory over the gay ads. If anything they should put up a get well message for Bob using the adspace. I'm going to mention that to the Asperpedia crew next time i'm over there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:42, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
***Agreed. Look at the Quote of the Now. He mentions that his dad is in the hospital and would be there for a few days, but he had a LOOOONG stressful day. He wants us to feel sorry for him for the day, not his dad. It would be the greatest wake up call when he does pass away.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:23, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****Chris being selfish? that's old news. If bob dies, it's ovbiously he would become chris's new excuse " i can't do << insert anything>> because my dad died" for a while, he'll forget about him and continue to be the jerk we know. Id bob dies he will be free from the torments of chris, bob has been trough too many shit thanks to Chris, bob deserves to finally rest in peace. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****Actually, what would happen if Bob died? Presumably the family, not just Bob are living off his pension and social security. Even if they own the house completely, however much Barbra is bringing in plus $450 from Chris' board may not be enough to pay all their costs (bills, food, etc). --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:15, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
****** I wouldn't doubt that the accumulative total of both Chris' and Bab's welfare would be enough to sustain them- provided Chris stopped buying junk he never uses and stops eating at McDonald's. But it seems to me from the Twitter alone that Chris doesn't consider this emergency to be significant- it's like he skimmed across the issue as a lead-up to his retarded comic's scheduling, which in turn lead into "Rule 18" (which I can only assume is Chris' mistaken discovery of Rule 34). If he took the situation seriously at all, he'd either be pouring more emotion into it, or be absent altogether. --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 00:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
******* Well Chris claims to have gotten his pack rat nature from his parents. So there's the possibility that if Bob goes, they'll spend themselves into nothing. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 01:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
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• One thought- has anyone contacted [[Cole]] yet? I'm in Australia or I would myself. I know Chris doesn't gave a flying fuck and [[Snorlax]] almost certainly doesn't either. He should know I think. --Ronichu
* I think most of the family probably know by now (I would hope so anyway) but Cole has said in the past that he would celebrate when Bob "finally drops". Unless Cole is willing to make peace I say let him stay in the dark on this one, or leave it to the Chandlers to tell him. This is all too soon, I'm not ready for Bob to die yet... I just hope he dies comfortable, not at home and not surrounded by his family. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 01:40, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, when bob dies, i hope he doesn't has to see his failure son's face. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 02:52, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Agreed on letting the Chandlers tell Cole, if for no other reason than he might not believe some random troll from the Internet. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I really need to ask this- where was it picked up that Bob had a 10% chance of survival? If it was in the linked article, I didn't see it.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*I am asking myself the same question; where this came from? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 11:09, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
** It doesn't, I think the person who wrote that must have seen the bit which says that it has an annual mortality rate of 10% and misunderstood it. He statistically has a 90% chance of surviving another year (provided he is suffering from the normal progressive form of the disease). I've changed the article to reflect this. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 11:29, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Alright, awesome- I was just beginning to think if that had been true, then half my extended family is pretty damn lucky.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:58, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If Bob does kick it (may he rest in peace if he does), what odds do you give on Chris going to a funny farm in the next 5 years? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Unless if the state of Virginia got no cheaper option. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I try to send flowers to Bob but the FTD website ask for a phone number. Anyone got a clue what Chris's phone is? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

He tells us himself in the opening few seconds of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vGKa-k2Us this video]. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*How about <s>Chris' credit card number</s> the hospital we should send them to? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:17, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's credit card number is 2984 8579 9562 3765. That number is fake by the way in case anyone missed the joke. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:24, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*thanks for the info. I forgot about this video. I rand FTD with a nice card and a Pink Lily Bouquet. Bob will receive them tomorrow.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
***Assuming Snorlax doesn't eat them first. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:08, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Do we know that Bob will get them? Knowing Chris, he'll assume that they are for him and make a youtube video thanking his secret admirer for sending him flowers. I hope that you made sure to put down in bold capitals that its for Bob, and even then its only a slim chance that he'll consider the idea that they're not for him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
::*But pink is such a faggy color. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:53, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*There's a possibility that Chris will hijack the bouquet but let's see it that way; it's bloody pink if he does, we got material to doubt his straightness. Not only Bob's name is on the delivery slip but I also send a "Get Well" card mentioning him, the package couldn't be mistaken. FTD will deliver tomorrow. Let's see what it will bring us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I sent Bob a bouquet as well. In all honesty, I enjoyed hearing about his experiences and feel bad that he's stuck with a horrible wife and son. The all the man wants is a chance to discuss the world and listen to his records. At the very least, he deserves to know that there are people that like him out there. --[[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 22:35, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*What color? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:41, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Multi-colored. It's [http://www.teleflora.com/mixed-flowers/bouquet/make-a-wish-167864p.asp?s=t&promotioncode=Shed10&srccode=SH_FR&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=TFWEB164 this one.] [[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 01:00, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*If Chris suffered heart failure, I wouldn't send flowers. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 04:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*I kinda want Bob to die (Don't look at me like i am a monster) because I want the vicarious thrill of watching 14 Branchland Court implode without his common sense. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
** Me too. He's pretty much the only person who ever tried to stop a Sweetheart opperation--he could have stopped Julie if Max hadn't been a good liar. Nothing will set the Snorlax off unless you try to lure Chris somewhere, and even then I remind you that we still got him to defy her and go to Ohio. Her general logic for any scenario seems to be "If Chris actually gets a girl, I'll believe it when I see her, otherwise it's his own damn fault for being stupid". This is Chris's logic, minus the part after the comma. Oh, and no Bob means less money, and what's going to make you think Chris starts stealing his tugboat payment from her?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*** If you kinda want Bob to die to make trolling Chris easier you're kinda a far more worthless human being than Chris is. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 23:41, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**** I'll justify myself, then. I will be sad to see Bob die, and I will be happy to see what happens when he's gone.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:12, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
***Like I said, I'm no monster, I just wanna see Chris fall apart without Bob's guidance. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
**** If Chris has no-one to defend him or motivate him, it won't be a challenge to troll him anymore. I like Bob, and if I get to his age I intend to spend all day everyday swingin' with the music. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 02:30, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
**** Well, since Barb is too weighed down by her own rolls to do anything, if Bob dies, there will be shit hitting fans in Chris' home real soon, and I don't mean cat shit.. Either way it's going to be funny considering Chris' warped view on death. --[[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]]
**** She's not that fat, not yet anyway.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

I know everyone has realized this by now, but I don't think Chris understands the severity of it all. On his Twitter, it says that Bob came down with a ''case'' of congestive heart failure. The way he's talking about it, it seems that Chris thinks that this is something Bob can overcome like a sick bug or something. That also explains the lack of concern in his two videos - he actually thinks Bob's gonna be alright in a few days, as if some R&R would do good! He doesn't realize that this may very well be the beginning of the end!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:20, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This is why I pity Bob Chandler right now. He's a man with decades of fair work, a patent on his name and the opportunity to be called the veteran of the most intense war the world never saw. Only for this, he will be a better man than myself. Here's the sad part. On the Internets, he will be remembered as the "Joseph" of the "Fail Messiah". The very fact that Chris ignore him in what we might call his last hours on Earth is shocking to me. He really don't deserve this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Point. Bob's death may come as a total and complete surprise to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*How do we even know Barb would let him know all the details? Wouldn't she consider keeping Chris ignorant to be a small mercy? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 05:56, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Small mercy? From everything I've heard of her, if she kept the details from Chris it would be because it's easier on her to just not tell him. In all honesty if anything's going to happen with this, it should be trying to get Chris to actually spend time with his father. Remember, the closest he's had to a constant in his life dying is his dog, and Optimus Prime, and in Chris' mind both of those came back. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 06:59, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

:I still think we should do something nice for Bob while he's sick. Unlike Chris, Bob is definitely someone I see as with positive qualities along with the negative (which he has plenty of, but don't we all). In light of this, I wanted to have a small hatched engraved with a message "For 'The Internet Lumberjack'. Get well soon! - The Trolls" on the front face and "Keep on swinging!" on the back. I found a place that does engraving along with a hatchet that would be suitable ($100 or so cost all up, probably about the same for postage, not a problem for me since I work), unfortunately I called Australia Post and they said that there were import restrictions on edged weapons into the United States for some reason. Is there anywhere in the US where one could order something similar to the above created and delivered? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:28, 4th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).
:*Does Bob even know that he's the Internet Lumberjack? The joke might be totally lost on him. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 10:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
*The cause was an internet fell on him. --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 08:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If bob dies, do you think chris will put him in his comic, just like patty?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:54, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

* Probably, but he'll be a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Il_Sung Kim Il-Sung] type character, The dead but eternal leader of CWCville. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:37, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*For those who don't know, [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ Charlottesville obituaries are here]. I'm not sure if this has been posted yet; correct me if it has. So far Bob has not shown up. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:17, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If he dies, I hope the funeral isn't private, because I plan on burying my axe and a broken internet modem with him.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:02, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

Guys, please, this is getting out of hand. There's lots of places to discuss stuff for Bob like sending him flowers and shit. But this place is not the place to do it. Please refer to [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|this]]. Talk pages should be reserved for how to improve the article and not for content - it was alright to discuss the validity of the tweets, for instance, but this is getting out of hand. Fuck, you can even arrange things on the Community Portal if you really want to.

Next person who posts something not related to improving the Bob Chandler article '''will be banned.''' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:25, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

I've added a heading below the ''Health and late life'' heading called ''What about Bob?''. I'm using it to encompass what little we know about the recent heart failure saga, and briefly touch on Chris's extracurricular activities during it. I figure once it's all over with, it will be much easier to delete the heading and contents as a whole, rather than sift through the Bob article and remove things piecemeal. But if it's getting too big, or if you all don't like it, feel free to cut it down in the spirit of Bob. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:26, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

==Bob's past heart attacks==

If you check out the transcript for the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]], you'll see several gaps, one of which is very large. I just reached the point in the audio where the first gap occurs, and it's ''right there'' that Bob starts talking about his history of health problems, most notable of which are his past heart attacks. We seem to have a surplus of Bob fans, so would one (or more) of you like to start filling in that gap (and/or the others)? I'm willing to do it myself, but I'm not the world's fastest typist, and - all kidding aside - I'd like to have all of this information about Bob made available before the man dies. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:57, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
*I'm surprised I haven't noticed this before. I'll actually add this to the Improvement of the Now. Be sure to mention this in the [[Transcription Collective]] as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:32, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

*He's definitely gonna die soon, because the fact that he's had four heart attacks and is older than my grandfather by a decade (he was born in 1937) , is a telltale sign that he's gonna meet Billy Mays sometime within the year.

*PSN message shows than Bob is okay, according to Chris, at least. Should he die, it'll be a day of mourning, but not for Cole. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 23:20, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

==Should we really be checking the Charlottesville obituaries?==

I thought that the Chandlers lived in Ruckersville and not Charlottesville proper. Perhaps someone from the area can inform me of the truth?--[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 08:28, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, but isn't the hospital in Charlottesville? I'd call them myself but my Boston accent's too thick for them to not raise an eyebrow. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:10, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

I had assumed that Ruckersville wouldn't have their own obit listing, but I just found out that they do. I'll add that link to the Charlottesville link on Bob's page. It's more of an off chance that he'd be listed anyway. Considering that the only people who would even write an obit would be Barb or Chris, it's doubtful if he'd even get one. But since we've all basically been pissing in the wind regarding Bob for the last week, it's about all we can do. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:14, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

== Is Bob dead..? ==

[http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Is Chris still in control of this site?], because "Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again."

The site was last updated on the 31st of March... --[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 06:50, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

*It's a troll page. I think someone already saw and mentioned it elsewhere.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:59, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

* I personally spoke to both Bob and Snorlax about seven hours ago. They are both alive. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:18, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

So some people of TV Tropes seem to think Bob's dead. I've looked through a few websites that list obituaries from Ruckersville and Charlottesville and he wasn't listed on any of them. Any conformation as to whether he's alive or not? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 23:42, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*No telling, could be a trolling plot. I think we'd be warned if Bob was dead. The simple solution is to call Chris and simply ask him.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:24, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
** I tried calling him yesterday to ask him about Bob, but I couldn't get a hold of him. I'll try again, even though I know he probably won't pick it up. (How do you guys even manage to talk to him, anyway?) --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 23:12, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
::*There are about 15 more 'Sydney Calls' which are just voicemail messages and the like. Chris is too lazy to answer his phone and his parents are quite sick of all the pranks. Keep trying and you'll eventually get through. I tell you what though, if Chris actually gets a call from a game designer they would not put up with someone being so impossibly unreliable to contact. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:18, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* Ah, I thought "call until he decides to pick up" would be the answer. I managed to get him on the line once sometime last year, but that was back when I was a CWC newfag, sooooo I froze up and hung up. *fails forever*

But yeah, that'd be yet another reason (out of an infinite amount of reasons) why game designers wouldn't touch ''Sonichu'' with a ten-foot pole. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 01:25, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::*If so, then a new era has begun. If not, then we can annoy Chris. And there's nothing Rocky can do about it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:47, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Heh, don't worry about the freezing up thing. Sydney was a huge fail, but she was about 50x more successful than my previous effort, where I got absolutely no response at all, only annoyed him a little, didn't record anything at all, entertained his parents and then nearly dox'd myself due to my tardness. Just to be sure, you're not calling him with your real phone, right? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:32, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::** Er.... Yeah, I'm using my cell phone. And for extra fail points, I use Audactiy to try to record my calls. What should I do instead? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 18:49, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
== racist ==
so has bob ever actually been out-and-out racist or is that just a (probably correct) assumption? just wondering [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 15:56, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
{{quote|Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!|Bob, [[Prank_calls#.27Epic_Crazy_Lady.27_calls_Bob|choreographing trolls]]}}
This quote would suggest Bob thinks of black people in a negative light, referring to the trolls as being black. I'm stereotyping, but it's not uncommon for people from his generation to hold racist views. Him having been raised in Alabama would also suggest that he was exposed to racist views. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:07, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

ahahaha, how did i ever miss that article? funny shit, thanks man. although in another video on the page (just reading the transcript here, my speakers are busted so i can't hear how he says it so he could be being sarcastic or dismissive or whatever) he tells a troll to put effort into something constructive like helping haitians. i've known people who said stuff similar to "get your black ass down" (ok, not really that phrase but you get what i'm saying) and they aren't really racist. but then again i also live in south louisiana so that probably has something to do with the different standards for what constitutes racism or something (down here someone's not really considered racist until they start throwing around the n-word or other slurs or explicitly slander a race/someone because of their race). which, of course, isn't to say that makes saying something like that any less heinous.[[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 15:59, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

or maybe i'm just willing to give some people more leeway than they deserve; yeah that's probably it. [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 05:41, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

== That picture of Bob and Chris ==

Long time lurker, love the site. I was just looking at the picture of Bob and Chris in what appears to be a classroom (0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg) and was noticing the Grade Chart. Am I reading it wrong, or does it seem to award money prizes for different grades, with at least 5$ being awarded even for failure? If I'm not misinterpreting it, does this mean Chris was getting rewarded, no matter how badly he did? [[User:Colonelslime|Colonelslime]] 17:55, 16 July 2010 (UTC) (Edited to add signature, my apologies)

* First off, sign your posts, four tildes at the end of your post. To answer your question, it might not mean that, in that he probably wasn't making money. Many teachers have systems with their students to encourage learning. The teacher makes some fake money, the kids take a test, the kids earn money based on their performance. She'll have a thing of toys they can buy with what they make. It was apparently popular back in the 80s and mid 90s, but nowadays kids can get better stuff than that by themselves. There's a slight chance that the kids were actually getting paid, but that would be a pretty bad plan for a teacher to put into motion. If so, it probably would have been for their final, overall grade, but still. Also, there is a talk page for files as well, so if you have anything else post there, alright? [[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 07:30, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

== The Automatic (Something) is...? ==

Could it possibly be he worked on the first automatic switchboard for the area, or possibly the whole reigon? I've read up on these, and it sounds like he worked on the first installation as part of a test run to see how well they would function under standard call input rates and to test how durable they were under stress. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:55, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

== Patents ==

Here are two more patents with Bob's name on them I couldn't fit in the Work section because I am about to Crash into Slumber.

http://www.google.com/patents?id=jKU4AAAAEBAJ
http://www.google.com/patents?id=-DMBAAAAEBAJ

--[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 01:07, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

==Grand Wizard Bob ==
While I know that the revelation of his Klan membership came right out of the horse's mouth, Does anyone know if he's really a member, or just bullshitting?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 12:23, 24 September 2010 (PDT)

:He's not saying he's a member. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 14:05, 24 September 2010 (PDT)

He implied he was a member, just read this quote:''''' I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it. '''''
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 15:45, 24 September 2010 (PDT)
* A good few black people have seen cross burnings, I doubt they're members. I'm guessing he was just trying to scare the callers. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:29, 24 September 2010 (PDT)

File talk:ModNation LordIlPalzzo.jpg

2010-09-15T03:08:17Z

Schuzrum-dias:

Alright, his previous creations have been pretty bad, but come on. That looks nothing like Il Palazzo, what the fuck is with that hair? --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 18:27, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
:Not to mention that he's not old, not demented, and never that mean until the last two episodes. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:27, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
** One could always say that he's mean to Excel, but still. This just might be proof that Chris can't understand anything more complex than Sonic. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 20:08, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

ModNation Racers

2010-09-15T01:36:18Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Gallery */ inserting "funny" animu comment

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]

'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.

In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Pokemon|many]] [[Animal Crossing|children's]] [[Sonic|games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.

==Chris's ModNation career==
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/27/modnation-racers-mystery-mods-revealed/]</ref>) and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 1000+ contests, Chris only "won" 200 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present). All in all, Chris won about 20% of the time.

Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.

==Beta screen caps==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery==

{{collapsible
|Chris's ModNation characters|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
File:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg| [[Count Graduon]]
File:ModNation AmericanRabbit.jpg| [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|American Rabbit]]
File:ModNation PattiChan.jpg| [[Patti-Chan]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichu.jpg| [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation PrincessClara.jpg|Princess Clara
File:ModNation FoxxyLove.jpg|Foxxy Love
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|A [[Niggo|basketball player]] from Chris' [[Manchester High School|high school]]
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|...and a [[Laura_Beth_Dorazio|cheerleader]] to pair him off with.
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.
File:ModNation 1996ChristianChandler.jpg|...and someone to pair him off with.
File:ModNation Bionic.jpg|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
File:ModNation ManchesterShirt.jpg|A [[Transformers|Transformer]](?) wearing a [[Manchester High School|Manchild High]] shirt
File:ModNation PaRappa.jpg|[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
File:ModNation TiaraBoobowski.jpg| [[List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu#Sonic the Hedgehog franchise|Tiara Boobowski]]
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg| [[Son-Chu]]
File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Male devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Female devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Fighting trolls everywhere with [[The Creepy Stare|the creepy stare]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| ...And Sarah Palin, apparently.
File:ModNation TrollbusterTee.jpg| Laziest character design, EVER!
File:ModNation Y2KChrisChan.jpg| Chris from the year [[2000]].
File:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg| ModNation Racers, the best way to express your love for [[Jackie|someone.]]
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg| [[Sailor Megtune|...creepy,]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|disturbing]] love. But love none the less!
File:ModNation_XBox360ko.jpg| [[Hex Box]]!
File:ModNation_PS3mi.jpg| [[PS3]].
File:ModNation LordIlPalzzo.jpg| [[ScotPalazzo|Lord Palzzo]] from [[Excel Saga]].
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|Chris's ModNation cars|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|Nothing to see here
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|Not [[gay]] at all.
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] [[Wii Remote of Fail|Nintendo Wiimote]]
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| [[Nudes|Au "Naturel"]]
File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]]
File:ModNation CountGraduonScepter.jpg| Count Graduon's [[Sex toys|Scepter]]
File:ModNation AmericanRabbitsskates.jpg| [[The_Adventures_of_The_American_Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]'s rollerskate
File:ModNation Foxxy5..jpg| A van featured in the forgettable series [[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichuKart.jpg|A kart for [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Arwing.jpg|[[Wikipedia:Star_Fox_(series)#Arwing|Another game franchise ruined by Chris...]]
File:ModNation ManchesterHighShortBus.jpg|[[Slow-in-the-minds|The short bus]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Who you gonna call? The [[Trolls|Troll]][[Ghostbusters|Busters!]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg| Perfect for running over those [[B-Manajerk|pesky]] [[Michael Snyder|trolls.]]
File:ModNation BombDeliveryRobot.jpg| Of all the robots from [[Excel Saga|this show]], he makes this instead of the gynoids.
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|"Tour de CWCville" ModNation tracks|<gallery perrow="4">
File:CWCvilleTrackCity.jpg| [[CWCville|Downtown]]
File:CWCvilleTrackPark.jpg| [[McIntire Park|CWCville Park]]
File:CWCvilleTrackForest.jpg| [[Rape|CWCville Forest]]
File:CWCvilleTrackMountain.jpg| CWCville Mountains
File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008!"|CWCvillle Beach]]
File:ModNationCity.jpg| What CWCville would [[Fan:CWCVille 1984|really look like]]
</gallery>}}

==See also==

*[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]]

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==

*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

File talk:ModNation LordIlPalzzo.jpg

2010-09-15T01:27:10Z

Schuzrum-dias: Created page with "Alright, his previous creations have been pretty bad, but come on. That looks nothing like Il Palazzo, what the fuck is with that hair? --~~~~"

Basement Rosechus

2010-08-25T02:47:14Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Moe Rosechu */ removing "moe" speculation

[[Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|thumb|Chris offers an important clarification on the complex topic of hamster/Rosechu rape.]]

{{quote|You just had them in prison and you treated them like hamsters... You know, just keep them in cages, giant hamster wheels, giant water bottles, nn...and food pellets.|[[Chris]], [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]]}}

The '''Basement Rosechus''' are four [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] supposedly rescued from the basement of [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Sonichu 10]]. Starved, dirty and traumatized, they are the first characters that actually seem congruous with the grim backdrop of [[CWCville]].

In typical [[Chris and writing|Chris style]], each is distinguished by some form of impairment or distinctive costume rather than any genuine personality. After being given a motivational speech by [[Sonichu]], they are promptly stuffed into one of CWCville's soup hotels, most likely to be forgotten about.

Not long after publishing the pages featuring these characters, Chris released a video with one of his [[5_February_2010|classic anti-sincere apologies]], backing off from the implication that Alec would entertain himself by abusing and raping innocent women. According to Chris's retroactive accounting of the situation, the Basement Rosechus were merely kept in large cages and forced to run on a "giant hamster wheel."

==The Forsaken==
<table cellpadding="7">

<tr><td>
[[Image:brittay.JPG|center]]
</td>
<td>
===Brit-Tay Rosechu===

Essentially the [[Rosechu (species)|regular Rosechu]], right down to a proclivity for [[Women's Rights|strutting around in slutty clothes]], but famished and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|dirty]] in appearance. The end of her tail appears to have been chewed on at some point. She is possibly the leader of the group by virtue of being the most bland.
</td></tr>

<tr><td>
[[Image:bride.JPG|center]]
</td>
<td>

===Bride Rosechu===

A Rosechu in a waifish-looking wedding dress, she was apparently betrothed to [[Asperchu]] but was declared too weak and feeble. Speaking with strong religious overtones, it could be said she is set-up to be an [[Angelica]] clone were this sort of accusation of unoriginality not redundant by now.
</td></tr>

<tr><td>
[[Image:moe.JPG|center]]
</td>
<td>

===Moe Rosechu===
A bald Rosechu with rickets and square eyes. Inadvertently or otherwise, her tail resembles a hockey stick.
</td></tr>

<tr><td>
[[Image:maryrosechu.JPG|center]]
</td>
<td>

===Mary Rosechu===
A paraplegic Rosechu who had apparently gone without a wheelchair for most of her existence. Sonichu graciously gives her one. Has a missing ear for unexplained reasons. Wants to have a long, soapy bath, which she probably won't be able to feel.
</td></tr>
</table>

==See also==
*[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]]
*[[5_February_2010|I Am Alive]]

[[Category:Characters]]

Talk:Basement Rosechus

2010-08-25T02:45:51Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Moe */

'''== Logical Fallacy =='''

Chris stated that:

''=
Alec: Okay, good. That's good so far. Um, I'd also like you to apologize for insinuating that I keep female prisoners in my basement and use them as a...unwilling harem and rape them. Because I don't do anything of the sort.

[pause]

Alec: That's just creepy. I don't...I don't know where you got that idea.

[pause]

Alec: I mean, I can kinda see some of the other complaints that you had were based on, you know, like direct misunderstanding of things, but-but that, you know, me raping female prisoner things...that just-that c-that came outta left field. Where'd you get that idea?

Chris: [talking over him] Yeah okay well, okay. Well actually...no. Ah...I never said-I never used the word 'rape', you just had them in prisom [sic] and you treated them like hamsters. You did not rape them.

Alec: [talking over Chris, who says something unclear] What do you mean, 'treated them like hamsters'?

Chris: You know, just keep them in cages, giant hamster wheels, giant water bottles, nn...and food pellets.
=''

If we are to believe that Mary Rosechu was paraplegic sense birth, the above statement is a blatant lie, due to the fact that she would have needed assistance sense her first days. However, one can counter argue that he meant the Rosechu group in general. However, a rebuttal to that would be that Moe Rosechu's tail would prevent it from running on any kind of hamster wheel that chris probably conceived(specifically, ones with wires and gaps, meaning that her tail might get caught up in the wheel and get mangled/amputated).

If we take these educated guess's in mind, we can state that his above statement is a lie he thought up on the spot. In addition, his studdering in the first part of the above quote in response to the allegation would only reinforce this due to him trying to stall for time to think of something. Meaning that Alec hit the target right on the spot.

-
We can then make some educated guesses as to what each Rosechu represents. As a group, they represent the damage done to the "CWCiverse" by Asperchu. How ever, individually, they may be different aspects of these "CWCverse" and how they are dipicted and what was implied to happen to them represent's chris' feelings on Asperchu.

'''Brit-Tay Rosechu'''
The Closest Rosechu to be depicted almost like The Rosechu. We can take this as a how the Sonichu story held up against the Asperchu comics. She exists to show 2 things, the current status of the "CWCverse" and the differences between Sonichu comics and Asperchu comics.

Note that her tail, while deformed, seems to still be under her muscle control, being held up in the air. This represent's chris' "Many imitators, one original" thought process, as Asperchu mimics Sonichu in many ways, but outwardly, they are nothing alike. And what Alec was implied to have done with her, runied one of her defining physical characteristics, her tail.

The Scratches on her represent the "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me". Compared to the other Basement Rosechus, she is both physically and mentally the healthiest (by CWCverse standards). No matter what Alec did to her, she never got cut, she never broke a bone, the worst she got was scratches everywhere.

Last, she is the defacto leader of the group. Seeing Chris' relationship between him and authority, this Rosechu is, in his eyes, the most important Rosechu. This is reinforced by the body poster of her hand with one finger up, as if making a important point. In her one and only line, she states, paradoxically, that the group should seek out their own purpose and fortune. However, seeing as there is only one good job for any Rosechu in town, being a wife/girlfriend, Chris is stating (unless he sees that being a wife is a step up from alot of things), the current status of the "CWCverse" and the relationship between Sonichu comics and Asperchu comics will never improve.

in contrast to this interpenetration, The other Rosechus are symbolically simple.

'''Bride Rosechu'''
The next closest thing to The Rosechu, this incarnation is a representation of innocence and Chris' religious beliefs. In addition, this also symbolizes Chris' perception that by praying, he can get whatever he wants, regardless of correlation does not equal causation arguments.

Her lack of a tail means one of 2 things, ether she does not have one, or it is under her dress. Following the pattern of the other Rosechus, she does not have a tail, representing her ability to stand and walk without a tail, but with faith.

Her only other major "defect" is her hair cut, this represents his eventual loss in belief of Godjesus due to slanderous trolls, however, due to the incidents where he prayed and something coincidentally happens, she still retains most of her hair. In effect, Chris has put Godjesus "on notice".

She may also be a representation his minimum requirements for marriage, such a girl must be Christan and really white, due to her fur being faded in comparison to the other Rosechus.

'''Moe Rosechu'''

Moe is the manifistation of Chris' Fear and nervousness. She is also a manifestation of his indecisiveness, needing a good and solid plan before anything else can be done. Her lack of hair represents is fear of balding, and his viewpoint that will make him less attractive to women.
Her legs shaking represent an inability to ever stand still or find stable footing with his world online. This is indicitive of the fact that her tail does not seem to be able to move. Without her tail giving her balance, she must constantly struggle to simply stand.

Just as her past abuse by Alec had made her indecisive and nervous, Chris's perceived abuse online has become his excuse for the same conditions. However, unlike Moe, who was unable to escape her captor, Chris, could have called it quits at any time over the last few years. So, either Chris is a glutton for punishment, or he perceives he HAS to be on the Internet. Seeing as how he handles stress, is it safe to say that the latter is probably true, and this would imply that he has a huge amount of unwarranted self-importance.

'''Mary Rosechu'''
Mary is a representation of Chris's opinion on other disabilities. Where he believes that his autism is truly a hindrance, all other disabilities are more manageable than it. This is evidenced by the tail on Mary. Of all the Rosechus, she is the only one with a regular tail. And because her disability is so manageable, all she wants is a bubble bath. This shows an inability to empathize, not with an individual, but with an entire group of people.
However, she has an entire ear, from the way it was drawn, ripped off. This represents his assumption that, because others refuse to listen and do as he says, he is under no obligation to do the same. This mean that he has a problem with people who have disabilities that affect them far greater than his autism affects him. However, due to the perceived holy nature of himself, he graciously gives the girl a wheel chair. Nevertheless, he feels obligated to tell the audience that the wheelchair was freshly donated, and not new. This is an obvious attempt to show power over the greater disability community. This may be due to the fact that, whenever he is brought up on Autism boards, they tend to react negatively. This shows that he may have visited these sites (which, I do not know) at some point and, unable to take constructive criticisms, interpreted such criticisms as attacks on him. This would mean that he blames his bad reputations on such boards due to the much more widely distributed and known Asperchu. She exists simply to show his displeasure with the online disability community.

*Cool analysis, Freud, but speculation and crazy "theories" belong to [[Krapple|/cwc/]], not the CWCki.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 21:54, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::I saw this first on Krapple, anyway. Which probably means he dropped it here after being told to STFU from the denizens. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 08:28, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

My own theory: When Chris said he never intended for the implication of rape, I'm inclined to believe him. Why? He's a retard who cannot grasp the art of implication. Due to his [[autism|concrete thought process]], he is more likely to say "Alec's a seiral raper!!!!" outright than anything. I think Chris just wanted to portray Alec as a kidnapper/abuser. Of course, that doesn't mean the implication of rape isn't painfully apparent to anyone who could put two and two together. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 08:28, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

==Moe==
Like the dude said, are we actually sure Chris means "Moe" in the weeaboo sense of the word? I always assumed it was a Three Stooges reference, which would make no more or less sense really, but making sense is something you never can expect of Chris. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:59, 24 August 2010 (PDT)
:Think maybe there are enough examples to make a page devoted to [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications|Unfortunate Implications?]]
* 萌 (Moe) is also a Japanese girls' name; it has the same meaning of bud or sprout, and doesn't have any inherent connection to the slang term. There's a chance it's from an anime he's watched. I'll tell you one thing, Moe Rosechu is in no way moe, so I'm removing that. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 19:45, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

File talk:Cwcshaven.JPG

2010-08-13T23:38:37Z

Schuzrum-dias:

Good god is his body disgusting. His body, considering his obesity and complexion, looks like a raw Butterball turkey. --[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 14:09, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
* "Thanksgiving dinner" now added to the list of things ruined by Chris. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:38, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:2011

2010-08-03T19:42:49Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* THE FUCK IS ALL THIS? */

==December 21==
"Patti's body is resurrected by Mayan tribesmen in preparation for the 13th baktun."

Isn't the big year 201'''2'''? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:51, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Rule of funny. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 18:40, 6 March 2010 (UTC)

Do we really need the shoehorned in ''Evangelion'' reference? It contributes naught to the article and isn't very funny. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:19, 2 July 2010 (CEST)

Dealt with. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:56, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

WHAT?!? The Evangellion refference was one of the funniest things on here. I don't know how you figured it was unfunny! --[[User:Zartok-35|zartok-35]]
:And this is why I hate ''Evangelion'' fans. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:21, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Can we bring back the bit about the kidnapping spree and trying to build a girlfriend? The car chase ending doesnt make sense otherwise.
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 19:57, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Fuck it I'll do it [[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 19:58, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==THE FUCK IS ALL THIS?==
This shit is bollocks. I am asking for the deletion of the 2011 article on the grounds that it's all speculative. Take this faggotry to /cwc/. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 12:37, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
* Rather than speculative, it's a joke. Still, seconded. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 12:42, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:CWC Update 29 July 2009

2010-08-03T18:57:18Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* 日本語のパート */

==Pro tip==
Chris actually uploaded the bulk of his Captain's Log [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=1648 here]. In the future, it may be profitable to check the [[CWCipedia]] first to see if Chris has posted the text of the Captain's Log, to save time on transcription. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:26, 29 July 2009 (CEST)
:*That's a good thought, but until Chris starts punctuating like a literate human being and actually sticking to his scripts, it'll probably be faster to just type up transcripts from scratch rather than trying to copy-paste Chris's own speech outlines and then make a thousand small corrections to them. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 16:01, 29 July 2009 (CEST)
:*Hilariously, he STILL thinks it's June there...! [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 11:10 29 July 2009 (CEST)
I am only an observer in this situation. Without condemning or justifying actions of either groups, I offer my services as an Spanish translator for CWC's spanish dialogues. I am now working on tranlating them on my best of my abilities (18 years of Spanish). --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 03:57, 30 July 2009 (CEST)
*Thank you so fucking much. It's painful as hell but someone needs to do it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:04, 30 July 2009 (CEST)
**Seems I was beaten to the punch, props to the other guy, I added my translation as an alternate. Chris has not a very good grasp of verbs conjugation and adequacy. The "comicos" (comedians) bit was hilarious. --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 04:48, 30 July 2009 (CEST)
:::*They are both very good translations, though I think that we should just have a literal (what Chris actually says) and a figurative (what Chris meant to say). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:58, 31 July 2009 (CEST)

==Chris's transcriptions==
Chris was kind enough to provide his Spanish script and English translation [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWC_Speaks here]. Of course, we beat him to the punch by 21 hours or so but we can still use Chris's version to fix any corrections and fill any gaps. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:58, 31 July 2009 (CEST)
:Chris's version of the transcription is riddled with serious errors, like using the word for "anus" when meaning to write "year". [[User:Fat Nigger|Fat Nigger]] 06:30, 3 August 2009 (CEST)

==Extended Version==

...is down at the moment. When we use the Deleted Video template, should the video embedding info be deleted too to avoid confusion, or left up to show the video's details? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 20:03, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably left up, i would say. either that or replace it with the cwcvillelibrary mirrors, which never go down (unless absolutely necessary) --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 17:14, 24 April 2010 (UTC)! Thanks for reading!

== Liquid's video ==

Translated the Spanish portion and a large portion of the French, but the combination of grating voice and an inability to speak the language properly made me stop. Will possibly be back, but if one better than me chooses to edit, by all means, go ahead.

I added the German portion... impossible to make out in some places - his accent is horrible - but I did my best. -[[User:Kantenstein|Kantenstein]] 10:07, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

===日本語のパート===

Come on, there have GOT to be some weaboos and/or competent Japanese speakers around here. That the Japanese part remained untranscribed and untranslated is pretty disappointing considering the vast anime knowldedge held by CWCki users DESU YO~!!! --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 21:35, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
* Ignoring the bit of sarcasm there: I'm working on it, but I have very little idea as to what he's saying. I'm having trouble with the second half's grammar, and there's just a problem with the first. This'll take longer that it should for 30 seconds of audio.
Weeaboo translation: HAI HAI YARIMASU~ --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 04:28, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:* Hey guys, I wanted to work on this tonight but I [http://www.starcraft2.com fell mysteriously ill right as I got home from work]. I'm receiving [http://us.starcraft2.com/dominion/ treatment] and should be ready to give this a shot at translating the 日本語 tomorrow, along with my transcription effort. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:55, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
** This thing is kicking my ass. The first part is unintelligible, though I keep wanting to hear "musa," "greedy." I'm thinking that it's not tagashi, which sounds like gibberish, but tadashi, correct, as in, the correct Chris. And I have no idea what mandai is supposed to mean... 助けてくれ~ ロニチュせんぱい! --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 11:57, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:CWC Update 29 July 2009

2010-07-30T04:28:01Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* 日本語のパート */

Talk:Chris and money

2010-07-29T06:36:01Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Soup Hotels for real? */

==To do==
Get citations, add things he's said (there's at least one Mumble chat where Clyde confronts Chris about his finances), etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:44, 7 July 2009 (CEST)

We need media, pictures of receipts, recordings of money questions, etc. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 17:39, 7 July 2009 (CEST)

Could somebody add something about CWCville's "Homeless" shelters? It's fucking stupid in many ways, but it really showcases that Chris thinks money just falls out of thin air.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 23:08, 22 December 2009 (CET)

Not just that there's 10 of them, but they're absolutely huge and very well supplied. In [[Mailbag 20]] he gives them the kind of stature a 3-star restaurant have.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:48, 23 December 2009 (CET)

==Monthly tugboat==

Braingasm: We merge this with Monthly Tugboat, and have redirect here. Chris and money should cover his source of cash as well as his use of it [[User:Jump|Jump]] 05:06, 7 July 2009 (CEST)

I believe the idea was to shorten the [[monthly tugboat]] page down to just a definition (as one of the many CWC-ism entries) and then to expand upon Chris and money in general here. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:31, 7 July 2009 (CEST)

Excellent idea. I love the "Chris And ..." series of articles and the "Monthly Tugboat" is short enough to fill a nice section. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:17, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Sony and credit==
The PSP saga begs to be explained, also the Credit Card story is very vague and probably would best be explained through clear citations

==C W C Quarters==

Wait. There are 2 types of C quarters? --[[User:Rye|Rye]] 11:33, 19 November 2009
:Chris apparently assigned different monetary values to his first and last initial.
:The fact that his first and last initial are both C, and the fact that assigning two values to the same coin is the stupidest idea ever apparently did not occur to him. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:14, 19 November 2009 (CET)
::How silly. --[[User:Rye|Rye]] 12:30, 19 November 2009
:::It gets better. Chris apparently had a "divine inspiration" moment when he thought up C and W quarters. He figured that in the Sonichu game, a C-quarter would be like a ring, and a W-quarter would be ten rings. Which means that C-"quarters" are the equivalent of either pennies or dimes and W-"quarters" are either dollars, dimes, or in fact quarters to a denomination that's doled out in units of .40 lesser currency. And C-"quarters" are tiny slivers of easily-lost metal with pointy ends. They are a favorite of mine since they are so unbelievably, outstandingly idiotic. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 21:37, 19 November 2009 (CET)
::::Yeah, I was thinking about how stupid having a C or W shaped coin is. It's rather retarded, but then again this IS Chris we're talking about. How are you supposed to tell the difference between the first type of C quarter and the second? Has he ever explained this? --[[User:Rye|Rye]] 17:18, 19 November 2009
:::::I like to think of it as simply that there are W quarters and C quarters, and if 10W=C and 10C=W therefore 100C = C therefore C = 0 therefore W = 0, therefore his money is worthless. Makes perfect sense. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:39, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Rugby Shirts==
I've seen it mentioned in a few places that Chris gets his clown shirts from the Goodwill, but is there a citation for this? Has he given a rationale? We also still need cites for the credit card thing. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 08:47, 29 November 2009 (CET)
* Here: [[Chris_Chan_Q%26A_27_October_2008]] --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 09:54, 29 November 2009 (CET)

==Last paragraph==
The last paragraph in the article is rather underwhelming; Editor B points out that Editor A was an idiot for thinking that some response from Chris in Mailbag 45 meant something. Requesting permission to take out this paragraph, as it is not particularly relevant, as Editor B points out, and is a rather shitty ending to an otherwise decent article. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 06:53, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

== SNAP ==

What is the sauce on the food stamps thing?[[User:Popobawa|Popobawa]] 20:14, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

==just wondering==
1. Could chris' tugboat get taken away if they(the appropriate government office) knew what he was doing with it? 
2. Is that something worth doing?
forgive me if this has been discussed before elsewhere. --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 23:57, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:This was debated again and again in multiple community interested in Chris. Here's the sad answer; the tugboat is going nowhere. To remove the tugboat, not only you will have to prove that Chris is not autistic (there's ample, medical documents regarding this) but you will need to ask to the bureaucracy to accept they were wrong. So, even with the best intentions and documentation, it can take years if it's not impossible. The way Chris spend the money is not of their concern. I bet they expect such attitude from the barely-functionning part of the spectrum. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:20, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

true. thx --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 09:25, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Soup Hotels for real? ==

Just saw this after someone edited the page. http://leoweekly.com/news/left-wayside I guess the government really does have money to burn for Chris's dumbass ideas. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 06:09, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
* Well, that's not the government, that's a church group working together with some nonprofit organizations. Read the article and you'll find out that the city is kinda pissed about it. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 06:36, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mumble 7

2010-07-28T20:41:41Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME? */

I'll begin work on this tomorrow. Sit tight. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 02:36, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:I did start a bit a while back but I didn't finish it. I'll just put what I have, might be some errors. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
::Ok, it's up to 6:21. Have fun with the rest --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:24, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Thanks a ''lot''. I also appreciate you clearing up 'lust is a sin'. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 12:16, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Transcribe les putanes, and leave the summarizing to me :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:25, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

...Whoops, just committed a noob's mistake. I ''did not know'' just how hard it is to transcribe Chris - damn bastard keeps stuttering. Course, all transcriptions have to fit the voices ''exactly'', right? --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 17:08, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:Would like to add to this tragic situation, I'm English born-and-bred and I can't make out semi-important parts. Last time I checked, my ears are working perfectly; somebody with a better grasp of the language should fill in the blanks. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 18:04, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
==Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME?==
Transcribed 5.45 - 15.45. I am trying to start a community project based around the Mumbles. For more info, check my userpage. The next person can do 15.45-25.45 or whatever... Or I will probably end up doing that too. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:31, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

:I can do 15.45-25.45, if you haven't already started. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 02:09, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::<s>DOWNLOADING DIS BITCH. And then I guess I'll transcribe some. Is what's up right now really up to the 15:45 point? Fuck it, I'll start from 25:00 and work forward from there. I must stress, I'm bad when it comes to differentiating between voices, so corrections might be needed.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:38, 21 July 2010 (UTC)</s>
:::These people talk over eachother so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:48, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Guys I fucked up my hands somehow. I'm typing this with two fingers, and I'm not going to be transcribing much of anything for awhile. Sorry :( --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:33, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

:I did like a minute during the part about Shotacon just to try it out before I saw the above (so I fully expect it to get deleted). However, I also put in headings to sort of divide it up by subject, so that it's not just one massive wall of text. Hopefully that helps/is continued. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 06:51, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON 25.00 TO 35.00 SINCE THE EARLIER PARTS SEEM COVERED BY OTHER PEOPLE. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 14:47, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::OKAY COOL--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:50, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:FINISHED UNTIL 35.13. PLEASE GET THOSE EARLIER PARTS UP. I AM NOW WORKING ON 35.00 TILL 45.00. COME ON GUYS, DON'T LEAVE ME HAINGING!!! --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::My part is about half done. Have had IRL stuff to do, but it should be done by tonight. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 18:39, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

If you guys have already finished parts, can you go ahead and post them so we aren't working on the same things? Everything up to 15:00 is transcribed, posted and formatted. Even if it's not formatted that's easy to do, just get it up there. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 02:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:As long as people have indicated what they are working on, it should all match up in the end. But yeah, formatting is a secondary concern to getting the words that come out of their mouths.--[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

HEY GUYS I DID 35.00 TO 45.00 AND NOW I GUESS I WILL DO 45.00 TO 55.00. WOW I SEE THE CWCKI COMMUNITY HAS REALLY COME OUT IN FORCE TO WORK ON THIS LOL. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 23:05, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

*I guess offer to help out but I'm not sure since it would be my first time doing this and I hardly ever listen to these so I might not know who is talking (expect for Chris or maybe bluespike) I'll try if you want but I'm worried I won't do it right. but first what I need a program to listen to the audio if I where to do this? because when I download the file It doesn't do anything.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 17:33, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
** Download VLC, it'll play .ogg. To figure out who's talking, just match what's already been transcribed to the voices. Just get used to it before you try, that's what I'm doing. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 20:41, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

File talk:517-CustomGuitar4.JPG

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A Power Puff Girls plushie? Has there been any record of him owning that or even being a fan of the show before? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 23:06, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
* Well, he's watched Cartoon Network for years. If he's not a big fan, then he at least liked the show enough to buy the plushie. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 23:18, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Policy

2010-07-23T17:10:45Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Userboxes */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
For discussion of CWCki policy and rules.

== Fan Works policy ==

right now there aren't really any rules regards what can and cannot go in the fan namespace. this is because i trusted users to judge for themselves whether or not their work belonged on the cwcki. so, let's get its purpose straight: fan works was meant to be PVCC's troll productions subforum, but public. it is not, however, a mirror site incase deviantart goes down. i feel that some individuals are forgetting that this is a wiki about CWC. now, it's quite tricky to say what can and cannot be hosted here. there are very few examples of things being uploaded that are completely unrelated to chris or sonichu. however, i will try my best to clarify what is appropriate.

'''Examples of good fanworks:'''
* A drawing of CWC saying DYKES DYKES CHINA being placed into the "CWC's Second Message" article
* An "artist's depiction" of something we have no pictures of but how it may have looked, i.e. Chris in the mall with his attraction sign, Chris using his "red string of fate", Chris's IRL confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh, [[Fapcup]], etc
* Comics what are actually funny

'''Examples of bad fanworks:'''
* A Sonichu comic depicting how you think Sonichu should have been
* Shitty recolored Sonichu and Rosechu "original characters"
* Your shitty fursona with a Sonichu tail shoved up its ass

to summarise, i think the distinction lies in whether or not it is actually related to ''chris''. there are lots of things related to sonichu, many of which include chris, but are actually disconnected from chris's antics themselves. i don't think these are appropriate for this wiki, and i see their numbers increasing(although i would like to refrain from naming names).

please discuss any changes or clarifications that you wish made, however i would like to implement these new rules by the end of the week. if a user feels their own uploads were, in light of these policy changes, in error then they can remove them now to save the jerkops the trouble of removing them later.

PEACE, AND HAVE A GOOD DAY --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:59, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, could we see just what works are and are not on the chopping block? Just so we can see where we stand on this. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:54, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* i guess it might be useful to have a template for that --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:26, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

No. When the purge is complete you will know exactly where you stand. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:07, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Um, does one need any kind of admin status to delete files? I'm trying to figure this out. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:32, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Just who decides what's worthy?===
I can get behind the fact that you want this wiki to be about Chris, with his Sonichu works simply being an extension of him. What bothers me is how all this hate coming from users complaining about fan works they simply don't care for. If fan works are removed all together from here, I'd be alright with that. But when someone said "all Sonichu-related works need to go, except the ones I like!" it seems more like favoritism rather than objective policy. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 00:13, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Agreed, though I myself am hardly unbiased. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 00:28, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, it's almost like this wiki is run by trolls who cae not for your feelings.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Just because we troll Chris doesn't mean we can't deal with each other in a civilized manner. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 02:42, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You don't troll shit, spud. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 02:44, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Can anything be done on this site without creating a shitstorm? This isn't some crusade against drawfags, and it shouldn't be painted as such by EITHER side. The site is about Chris, and the large amount of coverage on his creations is only because they made up such a large part of his life. The CWCki isn't about Sonichu, it's about Chris. Maybe some exceptions can be made, but for now fanworks not directly about Chris need to go. I myself enjoy many, especially Fear and Loathing in CWCville, but unless it is used to successfully troll Chris, it doesn't belong here.
Thing is, we need a peaceful resolution to this. Shit with faggot users and /cwc/ is bad enough, we don't need this to blow up. Maybe exceptional fanworks can be allowed; if not, they can be hosted on DA, or perhaps a site devoted to Sonichu. The artists and fans need to remember that this isn't an attack against their work, it's just policy. Users who want to be active in the execution of this policy need to not be dicks about it, and be responsible about it. It's not "deleting shit one doesn't like," it's removing unnecessary images and articles. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:58, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, like I've said before, I will print out every page, bind it, and mail it to him when I'm finished. Which should be in two weeks or so. If my works are deleted before then, I'm not going to worry too much. In fact, it wouldn't bother me much at all if the entire fan section was removed and all fan art was deleted. I'm just a little put off from the vitriol a lot of the critics are spewing. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
::You think he's going to read it, that's cute. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:36, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not, what's the harm in trying? The most it'll cost me is a few bucks in postage. Well, that and the markers. Now I understand why he textwalls so much, those things dry out quick! :P --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

That makes sense. I could totally get on board starting a new site just to host these things. If we do so, though, we need clearly-defined criteria as to what gets to stay. Limiting ourselves to stuff Chris has seen would be fair, but it would need to be absolutely enforced. Which is to say, we couldn't have a page on ''Chris Gets Laid'', excellent though it is, unless he himself responded to it in some way. -[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 03:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You could do that. That's entirely acceptable, as it focuses on Chris and its activities. What you couldn't do is a story about a Sonichu recolor having some dumb adventure while Chris gets laid as a side-story. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 03:37, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Well by those rules, we'd have to delete the page on ''Sonichu Is Dead'', because Chris barely appears in it. We need a single, objective policy for what gets to stay and what doesn't, regardless of quality. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 11:40, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree that there has to be some kind of objective criteria, not just what largely seems to be "Your fic/comic is bad, and you should feel bad, ur a furfag lawl." If you want to cut fics because the Fan section is getting out of hand, fine. Just come up with a standard that makes sense and enforce it. If the "How you think Sonichu should have been" rule is enforced, then the entire fan section will be pretty much gutted. If we go with the "About Chris not Sonichu", well pretty much every fic has Chris' Mary Sue Avatar Combined with his real self on there, so where's the line? Is it IRL Chris, or Comic Chris? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 16:41, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*That's why I think limiting ourselves to stuff to which Chris has responded makes the most sense. He either did, or he didn't, and there are no shades of grey. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 02:05, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*As I've said elsewhere, I personally think the Fan Works index is more of a hassle than it's worth and we should get rid of it. Clyde has suggested a separate wiki and I think that might be the best solution. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
** I would agree that a second site for fan works would probably be the best course of action. However, I think we should consider keeping notable fanworks (that is, those that Chris has responded to) here on the CWCki. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 17:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
***This site is for things that have trolled Chris, so we should absolutely keep them. However, I notice that lots of things that don't fit those guidelines have survived the purge. Why? --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 15:22, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Re:Examples of bad fanworks ===

Most of the fan works don't seem to fall in any of those categories. Is there something else that's a problem?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, a lot of the admins are just fickle, want things they specifically don't like deleted no matter if there was a good reason or not, and don't seem to realize that trolls don't necessarily have to be asses to anyone and everyone. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 12:35, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* Right. It's that, it has nothing to do with an overwhelming majority of it being some sick fucks fantasy and has virtually or literally nothing to do with Chris. They're just angry, angry DAMN DIRTY SLANDEROUS TROLLS. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

* To avoid altercations like this, I would delete the index entirely. Simply put, there are other, far more suitable venues to put this, so you won't ever have to lapse into offended rage, or conversely, argue with trolls sticking their 'n***** noses' in your business. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:31, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Dumb suggestion ===

Why couldn't we just grandfather stuff in? --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 12:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

=== my suggestion ===

wipe everything and start a new wiki because i'm cutting down everything that's eating up resources. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*people should pay attention to me more. also pay attention to me. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:48, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I like this idea. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 17:00, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

i've been considering moving to a new version of mediawiki, but might as well wait for 1.16 to reach stable. this should go on technical though i guess --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Guys===
The admins are at liberty to delete whatever the fuck they don't like. It just so happens they don't like torture porn involving Sonees and Roseys and comics intended to piss Chris off a la Asperchu. I know Asperchu gave you all hope for your fan comics and getting into the annals of troll history, but Asperchu happened because until then no one had attempted anything like it. The way to get into troll history is not to follow in the footsteps of more famous trolls, but to find areas of Chris's psyche no one has prodded before and poke the shit out of them until you get an angry YouTube video. If you really really REALLY still want your fics visible on the internet, make your own Sonichu site for fanworks or join a preexisting one, such as [http://caferosechu.110mb.com/index.html Cafe Rosechu] (which is run by the girl who made Capering Berries). ... As for the underage guro, fucking stop. That's disgusting. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 22:09, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
* What he said. --[[User:Inos|Inos]] 07:58, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

==Harassment and NPOV==

Recent events have brought up these issues, so let's address them.

First, let's do our best to aim for some semblance of [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]]. Things considered by us to be good humored may not be taken that way by others. So yeah, try not to insult other sites, users, etc.

Harassment - yes, there are fuckwits on this wiki. There's fuckwits on any wiki. But don't point it out to them. People need to be able to edit without fear of harassment from others for their users. It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users. If they're stupid, just point it out and explain calmly why but telling them they're fuckwits is no way to do it. Srsly, I expect a bit more from you people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

I concur with the statement about NPOV. When i edit articles that's usually what I'm going for. The CWCville article was ridiculous and full of shit that just wasn't the case, as are a great many articles. People making jokes and idle speculation at the expense of reality.

So kids, keep the memes out, and if a facet of Chris' mind or life is an unknown leave it that way instead of inserting your own idle speculation. We're here to document the real CWC (and related fictions about CWC created by the real CWC), not to create our own CWC. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 00:15, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

So, essentially, kill them gently? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:28, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*I've been thinking that maybe the best solution at this point would be to prohibit any discussion of matters unrelated to Chris and the CWCki, even on your own user page. Thus, many of the members who had been harassed or whatever in the past would probably have never been targeted in the first place. Granted, I would prefer if we didn't have to limit the users right to say what they want, and it would certainly be a pain in the ass to enforce,but could potentially prevent most if not all of the harassment issues. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 21:47, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:*This wouldn't be an entirely bad idea, given that I know Wikipedia has basic rules about user pages, namely it's used to discuss one's contributions to Wikipedia and nothing more. Good thinking.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:18, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
*It might also help if suggesting that we resolve a bureaucratic issue without resulting to namecalling [[User_talk:DrShoggoth|didn't result in vague threats.]] --[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 22:03, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
**agreed. I'm not exactly the biggest contributor on here, but even I've seen Delabonte threatening others for asking him to be a bit less abrasive in his messages, asking why exactly they were in trouble for something, or even not sharing the same opinion as him. Why does this guy get away with it? Also, I don't care if he's "respected by Cogs" as has been said, that doesn't mean he should be allowed to abuse his position, spam angry templates on other people's accounts just because he doesn't like them, and generally treat everyone else like shit. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:03, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I agree on this policy. This kind of harassment brings down CWCki's appearance in a whole. It makes us look less like a reputable source on an autistic manchild and more like a restricted community of threatening rep destruction and overenforced rules. There is no need to attack innocents just for casual talk or for living certain lifestyles, it's just plain wrong in general. Delabonte is just a person who feels privileged and like he needs to point out things about people and act like he needs to be a Jr. Mod of sorts. To be frank, this is annoying and just rude. I'm a member of many places, but never once have I done anything like go out and go "OH NO THAT'S NOT FOLLOWING '''MY''' RULES TEMPLATE ''TEMPLATE'' ''' ''TEMPLATE'' '''!" and not a lot of people here have before. It's inappropriate, immature and quite low IQed. So, in conclusion, and tl;dr: Agree with idea, down with empty threated non-mod steam-filled members. --[[User:Eniggy|Sen. John Eniggy, finishing opening statements for case on the Congressional floor]] 04:48, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Not to be a jackass or anything, but try and keep in mind where you are. This is a website dedicated to trolling an autistic manchild. Many of the people here are involved with other trolling operations and such. Lots of trolls like to target furrys. By ousting yourself as a furry here you're essentially making yourself a black man at a Ku Klux Klan rally. Not saying that all of this harassment should have occurred, but it certainly wasn't unforeseeable to the victims. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:36, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::*ThatMan has nailed why Delabonte and others feel warranted in acting like they do and this is pretty much the justification for some of Cog's and Clyde's actions here. Remember, this is a critical site of Chris, essentially out to troll him, and so you're not going to be attracting the same sort of people to edit as say, Wikipedia. I can talk to Delabonte about shit.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:09, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Actually, I'm not a furry (they scare me, to be quite honest- I'd sooner run through traffic and fling myself off a highway bridge than be one) but the point here, as shown by your post is, is about the exploits of Chris and the trolls who have trolled him, not a place for people to use trolling to vent their anger upon here. I don't support weeabooism, but I also don't support using CWCki as a stress ball. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:47, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree. Also, Chris is a particularly bad furry, so bashing them is arguably part of our mission. We shouldn't get carried away, but I don't think anybody would object to the occasional snippy comment. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 21:43, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

== User pages for banned users ==

Anyone opposed to not having user pages for banned users? Seems to be taking up space and seems sorta silly. I once said something along the lines of "To serve an example" or something but now I think it's just a waste of space. Anyone opposed to deleting user pages of permanently banned user? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:No objections here. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 23:59, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:Depends on the user. I see no problem in deleting some of IBAGeneva's accounts, but we should keep a couple of examples (maybe between five and ten?).--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] forgot to sign
:I would agree that we should just delete their pages so as to not waste space, but is there any way we could possibly mark that they were banned when their signature is shown on talk pages and stuff like that? I just feel like this would help prevent any potential confusion between users who are banned and users who don't have user pages. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:00, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*A short page about wby they were banned sounds good. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:25, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
::That actually gives me a better idea, maybe their could be a page of banned users, with notes showing the reason for why they were banned. When a user is banned, their userpage could just be a redirect to this page.--[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:20, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:::fuck what I was about to say, the best balance between saving space and giving good examples of what not to do would probably be to do what ThatMan suggested. ThatMan, you have done a great service for the operation of the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:22, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*Well that settles it. People, you have 24 hours to make a page (in the CWCki namespace) with a list of banned users and their rationale. In 24 hours, I will delete all the banned user userpages.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I'll do what I can. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:26, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*My lord, it is [[CWCki:Banned_Users|done.]] --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

I think the usage of them is getting a bit out of control.

As I see it:
# unless you have a very convincing reason why a userbox should be on the main namespace, it really should be on a user's subpage.
# we get rid of some of the categories of of userboxes - it's handy to know which CWCki users are also PVCC members, it's not quite as important to know which CWCki users practice martial arts.

Thoughts? Any justifications why we should keep userboxes as they are? Personally I'm tempted to say that we should make user boxes as part of one's user subpage or at least remove the categories for most of these.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:17, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think they need to be culled. Specifically, the ones that don't have anything to do with Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:37, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::Either way is fine. They're not exactly a big part of the site. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:18, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:Sorry about that. I'll keep my own userbox whoring under control. Just thought I was [[fail|being clever]] at making more Chris jokes. (Keep in mind that I didn't add all those userboxes indicating race/gender/and religion, though I did modify the one for my own race.
:But I think the "Armchair psychologist" could be kept for some practical use, like a <s>barnstar</s> award for those who have contributed much analysis of Chris's mindset. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 16:57, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think Nationality might be useful, if only to establish about what time said user would be active. But stuff like cats, or naive, etc. have no practical use. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:54, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: Why not just have time zone stamps then? Honestly I've thought that these userboxes were stupid for a while, glad to see I'm not alone in that. Honestly only a select few of them really seem necessary. Other than ones related to staff positions held by certain members and perhaps something useful such as what Bill Lumberg brought up, none of them really serve any meaningful purpose. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 00:31, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*Obviously not all of them have to be useful, as some of them are just fun and a way to encourage people to edit the CWCki. A time zone stamp would be good, though the nationality userboxes tend to be more flavorful (i.e. it's funnier to say something about the fact you're an American than you live in GMT -5). Some could in theory be useful - if you're a drawfag, then people can ask you to draw stuff for articles and whatnot.
::::Problem people are having is that people are getting carried away - do people really need to know you're a Zoroastiarian? Do people need to know you're a weaboo who's into manga moreso than anime? I think in general, we need to work on making pages, in the style of Wikipedia, serve as a way of describing one's contributions ''to the CWCki,'' not just a "about yourself" page.
::::There's nothing wrong with the userboxes, like I said, it's people getting carried away is what seems to be troubling.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:08, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::So where do we draw the line? I think that's the real problem; there's no set limit to what the userboxes should be for. Having "flavorful" userboxes tends to be a gray area that needs some definition. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:18, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
* It should be pretty simple: keep the nationality boxes, Warrior, Observer, and the like, and the awards. We don't need to know if you're straight or gay or if you're Christian or atheist. We just need where you're from, and what you're doing here. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:10, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Schuzrum-dias

2010-07-19T04:06:51Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Gundam ZZ */

{{welcome|champthom}}

== Chris's anime list ==
{{Not A Forum}}
* A little over an hour, not bad at all.--[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:44, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
** Ignore him, he posts that on everyone's talk page. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:47, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*** That may be so, but he's got a point. If it's bothering anyone or is against the rules here, then I'll respect him and take it somewhere else. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:51, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
***I don't care if you are so sad and lonely you want to list all the anime Chris has ever seen here, that's up to you, but this isn't a place to be discussing it. If you want to do that, go to /cwc/. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:48, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
Apparently this won't be allowed on the anime page, but I'll keep it up here, at least until I get the "not a forum" message slapped on here. 
Obvious shows like Pokemon, Sonic, and Transformers are to be omitted. 
Memories (I'm guessing he watched Otomo Katsuhiro's movie) 
Read Or Die 
Air TV 
Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles 
Kekko Kames (entire OVA series) 
Nana 
Elfen Lied 
Gunslinger Girl 
Shuffle! 
Xam'd: Lost Memories 
Bleach (bought first ep, may watch on AdultSwim) 
Now, for programs broadcast on Adult Swim, which he has likely seen. List taken from Wikipedia, series he probably didn't watch won't be listed. 

Fullmetal Alchemist 
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood 
Kekkaishi (currently airing) 
The Big O (since 2003, 1st season no longer shown, 2nd not currently showing; probably too noir and mecha for his tastes) 
Cowboy Bebop (around for a while, popular enough to still be shown) 
FLCL 
Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. & 2nd GIG (too complex for him, but he probably would like Major Kusanagi's outfit) 
InuYasha (think he's mentioned it, I'm sure most people here know of it) 
Seirei no Moribito (English title Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit; may be too recent for him [2008-2009]) 
Astro Boy (VERY kid-friendly, bet he loved it) 
Blood+ (very bloody, but he'd endure it for cute girls) 
Code Geass 
Death Note 
Eureka Seven 
Neon Genesis Evangelion (possible, seeing as how he watched End of Evangelion; probably didn't finish, or just didn't pay attention) 
Paranoia Agent 
Samurai Champloo 
s-CRY-ed 
Shin-chan (made into a gag dub; he apparently found the male nudity more offensive than the tasteless jokes) 
Tenchi Muyo! (noted harem anime, named the Tenchi Solution, in which the lead effectively gets all the girls because he doesn't choose one) 
Trigun 
Trinity Blood (between the content and the art style, I'd bet he didn't watch much of this, if he watched it at all) 
Witch Hunter Robin 
Wolf's Rain 
YuYu Hakusho 
I'll get back to this after a while, resuming with the shows aired by Cartoon Network, maybe some other networks. I'll eventually get around to a bit of analysis on each show, figuring out whether or not he's seen it (and if so, instances of him ripping it off), whether or not he would watch it, and what the anime he watches says about him. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 04:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
* And I'll list Excel Saga, but I'll leave the deconstruction to its page. Shit's beautiful.
* [[:File:SchuComic3Page23.jpg|He's referenced Inuyasha]] (and I remember him saying his favorite character was Kagome in a [[Mumble]] chat, though I forget which), so I guess he's seen some of the early episodes at the very least. He's also made [[My Little Pony|My Little Ponies]] ripping off Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto, but my guess is that Megan might've had something to do with that (FMA doesn't really strike me as the kind of anime he'd like). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:04, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
** That's what I was thinking, he at least knows of a lot of these anime, whether by Megan or just by being on the internet, but most of them are a little too advanced for him, as compared to regular cartoons. For now I think I'll list it, but as I go through it'll probably be removed, as he might not have watched it, and as a popular anime, there's nothing behind why he might have watched it. Also, goddamn that is an awful reference. A dim bulb doesn't need a lampshade, and he's gone and put a lead one over it. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:17, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*** I'm REALLY hoping he never watched Tenchi Muyo! (I highly doubt he did, since TM! was played early in Adult Swin's run and it was the Toonami edit to boot), but I do know another series he's watched: ''Steel Angel Kurumi''. In one of the many pictures of his room, there's a poster of the three main heroines hanging up, one of the Mumble chats mentioned he watched it and there's some talk that the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] character Excellina was named after a character introduced in some OVA not released in the states.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:*** Oh god, that's ''exactly'' what I was thinking! I swear of he ever touches TM! (or Outlaw Star... orrr most of the stuff on Toonami from the late 90's to the early 00's, really), '''''I will rip his nuts off'''''. I will NOT let anything else from my childhood be corrupted by that manchild, damn it! ... *cough* Terribly sorry about that. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:32, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*** Blazer, thanks for the tip about Kurumi. It's been ages since I've seen that, so I'll have to look around. And yeah, it pains me to think that he's even watched any of this myself. He's already ruined Gundam for me. I figured I'd just have some fun with the heartbreak, so I'm painting a model in the John Custom color scheme. :3 --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:35, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Gundam ZZ ==

I thought I recognized your name! I have a Master Grade Rick Dias sitting on my shelf. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:47, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Nice! I'm not a fan of the show, but the designs from ZZ were great. Building the HG ZZ Gundam right now, actually. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 03:58, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*I just started (tentatively) getting back into gunpla again, seeing as how I have a half dozen unfinished kits sitting around. I'm working on a MG Nemo on and off. Yeah, I'm also not that big of a fan of ZZ. Zeta, on the other hand, is awesome. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 04:02, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* YES. There can not be enough Zeta kits. I have The O and Palace Athene sitting on the shelf, along with MG Victory. I waste too much money on gunpla, I should be getting out of it, but I can't help it. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 04:06, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Schuzrum-dias

2010-07-19T03:58:57Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Gundam ZZ */

{{welcome|champthom}}

== Chris's anime list ==
{{Not A Forum}}
* A little over an hour, not bad at all.--[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:44, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
** Ignore him, he posts that on everyone's talk page. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:47, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*** That may be so, but he's got a point. If it's bothering anyone or is against the rules here, then I'll respect him and take it somewhere else. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:51, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
***I don't care if you are so sad and lonely you want to list all the anime Chris has ever seen here, that's up to you, but this isn't a place to be discussing it. If you want to do that, go to /cwc/. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:48, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
Apparently this won't be allowed on the anime page, but I'll keep it up here, at least until I get the "not a forum" message slapped on here. 
Obvious shows like Pokemon, Sonic, and Transformers are to be omitted. 
Memories (I'm guessing he watched Otomo Katsuhiro's movie) 
Read Or Die 
Air TV 
Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles 
Kekko Kames (entire OVA series) 
Nana 
Elfen Lied 
Gunslinger Girl 
Shuffle! 
Xam'd: Lost Memories 
Bleach (bought first ep, may watch on AdultSwim) 
Now, for programs broadcast on Adult Swim, which he has likely seen. List taken from Wikipedia, series he probably didn't watch won't be listed. 

Fullmetal Alchemist 
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood 
Kekkaishi (currently airing) 
The Big O (since 2003, 1st season no longer shown, 2nd not currently showing; probably too noir and mecha for his tastes) 
Cowboy Bebop (around for a while, popular enough to still be shown) 
FLCL 
Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. & 2nd GIG (too complex for him, but he probably would like Major Kusanagi's outfit) 
InuYasha (think he's mentioned it, I'm sure most people here know of it) 
Seirei no Moribito (English title Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit; may be too recent for him [2008-2009]) 
Astro Boy (VERY kid-friendly, bet he loved it) 
Blood+ (very bloody, but he'd endure it for cute girls) 
Code Geass 
Death Note 
Eureka Seven 
Neon Genesis Evangelion (possible, seeing as how he watched End of Evangelion; probably didn't finish, or just didn't pay attention) 
Paranoia Agent 
Samurai Champloo 
s-CRY-ed 
Shin-chan (made into a gag dub; he apparently found the male nudity more offensive than the tasteless jokes) 
Tenchi Muyo! (noted harem anime, named the Tenchi Solution, in which the lead effectively gets all the girls because he doesn't choose one) 
Trigun 
Trinity Blood (between the content and the art style, I'd bet he didn't watch much of this, if he watched it at all) 
Witch Hunter Robin 
Wolf's Rain 
YuYu Hakusho 
I'll get back to this after a while, resuming with the shows aired by Cartoon Network, maybe some other networks. I'll eventually get around to a bit of analysis on each show, figuring out whether or not he's seen it (and if so, instances of him ripping it off), whether or not he would watch it, and what the anime he watches says about him. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 04:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
* And I'll list Excel Saga, but I'll leave the deconstruction to its page. Shit's beautiful.
* [[:File:SchuComic3Page23.jpg|He's referenced Inuyasha]] (and I remember him saying his favorite character was Kagome in a [[Mumble]] chat, though I forget which), so I guess he's seen some of the early episodes at the very least. He's also made [[My Little Pony|My Little Ponies]] ripping off Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto, but my guess is that Megan might've had something to do with that (FMA doesn't really strike me as the kind of anime he'd like). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:04, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
** That's what I was thinking, he at least knows of a lot of these anime, whether by Megan or just by being on the internet, but most of them are a little too advanced for him, as compared to regular cartoons. For now I think I'll list it, but as I go through it'll probably be removed, as he might not have watched it, and as a popular anime, there's nothing behind why he might have watched it. Also, goddamn that is an awful reference. A dim bulb doesn't need a lampshade, and he's gone and put a lead one over it. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:17, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*** I'm REALLY hoping he never watched Tenchi Muyo! (I highly doubt he did, since TM! was played early in Adult Swin's run and it was the Toonami edit to boot), but I do know another series he's watched: ''Steel Angel Kurumi''. In one of the many pictures of his room, there's a poster of the three main heroines hanging up, one of the Mumble chats mentioned he watched it and there's some talk that the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] character Excellina was named after a character introduced in some OVA not released in the states.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:*** Oh god, that's ''exactly'' what I was thinking! I swear of he ever touches TM! (or Outlaw Star... orrr most of the stuff on Toonami from the late 90's to the early 00's, really), '''''I will rip his nuts off'''''. I will NOT let anything else from my childhood be corrupted by that manchild, damn it! ... *cough* Terribly sorry about that. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:32, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*** Blazer, thanks for the tip about Kurumi. It's been ages since I've seen that, so I'll have to look around. And yeah, it pains me to think that he's even watched any of this myself. He's already ruined Gundam for me. I figured I'd just have some fun with the heartbreak, so I'm painting a model in the John Custom color scheme. :3 --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:35, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Gundam ZZ ==

I thought I recognized your name! I have a Master Grade Rick Dias sitting on my shelf. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:47, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
Nice! I'm not a fan of the show, but the designs from ZZ were great. Building the HG ZZ Gundam right now, actually. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 03:58, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Reginald Chandler

2010-07-19T02:24:34Z

Schuzrum-dias: grammar

'''Reginald Chandler''' is [[Chris]]'s imagined older brother to his imaginary daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. He pees on the ceiling.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> He is briefly mentioned in chats with [[PandaHalo|Panda]].

His origins seemingly begin with [[PandaHalo]] and her discussions with Chris about the married life they will have in the future (as for Chris, [[Chris and Reality|a single date will inevitably lead to a long and happy marriage]]).

Although Reginald has been mentioned several times in conversation, he is nothing in comparison to his younger sister in Chris's eyes. Reginald has no persona in the comics (except possibly as [[Reginald Sneasel]]) and has never appeared to Chris in a dream. Since the untimely death of PandaHalo, Reginald has not been mentioned outside of direct questioning, although it is likely that Chris would still name his hypothetical first-born son Reginald all the same.

==Sauce==
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==See Also==

*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]
*[[Reginald Sneasel]]
*[[Simonla Rosechu]], who hoped to someday have a son she will name "Reginald". Why the fuck does he like the name "Reginald" so much?

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CWCki:General

2010-07-16T17:35:08Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Chris and Love Suggestion? */

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For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Bob Chandler

2010-07-16T07:30:33Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* That picture of Bob and Chris */

==To do==
*<strike>Picture of Bob</strike>
**Bob looks like fucking Jigsaw. Scary. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:34, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's relationship with Bob, in Chris's own words
*add some background to Bob's history. He goes on about himself in the date audio, and he's a pretty interesting guy, like he saw the first plastic Coke bottles shipped off from the assembly line, and he was in the Signal Corps and all sorts of other interesting stuff. We need some of that in here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:06, 26 March 2009 (CET)

(Quick question - whats the date audio? Thanks!)
*...the audio of Chris's date with [[Emily]]. As seen available on the [[The Miscreants]] website. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:31, 17 April 2009 (CEST)

Should I mention he just got sent to the hospital in the health section with congestive heart failure? [[Shawths|Shawths]]

==Great job!==

Seriously, this article is terrific now. I'm surprised how far it's come. Good work to all those involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:11, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

: Still need more on video games and raising Chris. The section on Chris should be the biggest in this article. Will wait for others to finish transcribing because I can't make out Bob's quiet voice in church & Emily. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:24, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

== Bob's birthday ==

Why did everyone think it was Feb. 9th instead of Sept. 4? Does Chris not know when his father's birthday is? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 04:41, 27 June 2009 (CEST)
*No, it's just hard to tell from the Family Tree poster since it's in microscopic print. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 27 June 2009 (CEST)

==Radio Station Gig==
According to some of the recordings via Yahoo Messenger, didn't Bob worked at a radio station at one time? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 21:01, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

==i suck==

Hi, first time editor, long time lurker. I called CWC's house today, hoping to talk to him, but I got Bob instead. Those other people exaggerated about Bob's bravado in their callfail video, Bob isn't much of an opponent if you don't let him get a word in, he just seems to stammer a lot. Of note, he recognized my Texas area code (432) and said he was from Texas, and that he knew some KKK people who he said he would send over to my house if I didn't stop calling. Unfortunately it's lost to time because I can't record from my cellphone and maintain a decent quality. I called him in the morning, when he woke up I honestly thought it was Chris. Anyways, I suck at this shit, I'm gonna just lurk and wtach from now on. I don't have what it takes to be a troll. Thanks for the interesting page, and sorry I don't have any audio to give you guys. [[User:ColossalFail|ColossalFail]] 19:35, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Hey... ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k]

My friend sent me this video earlier today. It has to do with someone prank calling Bob to get more info out of him involving his current life. Is there anything in it we could possibly use for this article? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:41, 20 February 2010 (EST)

*Is stuff like this now subject to the new CWCki privacy laws? Or are we good with all that?-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:54, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Congestive heart failure==

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Damn. We all knew this was coming eventually, but still.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

: We haven't confirmed it was actually Chris yet--I'm personally at 60-40 Chris, the writing style seems off(the Random Capitalization is unusual) but his posting pattern makes sense. Chris only seems to use Twitter when the CWCipedia has dicks on it and I doubt that he's checked recently.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*The Twitter is his, he's written in the [[CWC Blog]] about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** I don't see it on the CWCipedia updates.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:***It would explain his lack of presence for the last few days.
: Huh, I don't see that tweet on [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu his Twitter account]. Did he delete it, or am I just missing it somehow? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:55, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* No, it's there. It starts with "Captain's Log Stardate March 1st"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:13, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** Oh, now I see it. Thanks! *[[slow-in-the-mind]]* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
I don't want to live in a Cwcville without Bob. If he dies, I'll kill myself.
''

I'm going to kill myself if Bob Chandler dies
I'm going to kill myself if he makes me cry
I'll slit my wrists or I'll cut my throat
but I'll kill myself, I'll kill myself, by bleeding on his doorstep.''

[[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 05:50, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

:My grandma died due to congestive heart failure. It isn't a pretty sight. -PeaceCeapPea

:I just heard the news. Dammit, Bob is awesome, I'm praying he doesn't kick it! PLEASE DON'T DIE, BOB! :'( [[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:57, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Just to be clear, CHF doesn't necessarily mean heart attack/failure/imminent death. What it means is that the heart is weakened and is having trouble pumping enough blood to the rest of the body. A lot of overweight and older people develop CHF and don't kick off immediately because of it, and it is treatable. So Bob may live to chop down more internets yet. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 07:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

He spent 2 tweets discussing how his dad has a serious health issue, then six talking about himself and Sonichu. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I know, right? What the fuck? That's pretty low. I know Chris has [[Mumble 1|implied]] that he doesn't love Bob, but I'd expect more than that. People always joke about Bob dying, but I wouldn't like that at all. He is the only sliver of awesome left in Chris's life. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 11:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*The thing is, people think that without Bob, we'd get more interesting results from Chris. Bob kept Chris from going to Redmond. Bob is more or less the reason why Chris won't travel anywhere for a troll. Anyways, I think the concern is that Bob has a long history of heart problems already and given his age, he's taken quite a beating and it wouldn't be unreasonable to suspect that this might do him in. Not that I pray for the death of Bob, mind you, only that this is the rationale of people focusing on Bob's death and why people aren't exactly optimistic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I wouldn't expected anything else from him. What about "I am putting ''Sonichu'' on hold because my father is at the hospital"? That wouldn't have been a novelty. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all do something nice for Lumberjack. Make his life a little easier. We should call in and wish him good health. How much better will he feel knowing that he is more loved than his internet famous son? He'd perk up right away. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:18, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* He appreciated [[4 September 2009|Vivian's card]], that's probably a good idea. A picnic hamper perhaps? Some kind of gift package with food and/or nice shit. Chris won't go to that trouble; someone should.- [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 16:33, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*If someone sets up a paypal, I'd chip in 10 bucks. He's the internet lumberjack, after all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:34, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I agree, that would be cool. [[User:Lynxr|–Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.–]] 19:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*I plan on sending flowers by myself in the next few days. Some kind of "Get Well" bouquet. The man deserves it. He went through a lot and, even if he could had done better with Chris, he deserves a break. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*I've started a /cwc/ thread on this here: http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/24043.html - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 18:54, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I really hope Bob pulls through for Chris's sake. I really hate Chris but I know what it's like to lose one's father, and that's not something I'd wish upon anybody else. --[[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 16:44, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, seriously. I hope Bob gets well soon.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 19:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
** Same here. Out of the Chandlers, Bob is easily the most likeable.....which isn't exactly that difficult seeing the rest of the Chandlers, but still.. --[[User:Torvalr|Torvalr]] 19:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Hey, all the colossal dicks are gone from the Cwcipedia. A mark of respect? --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Sadly, it looks like it. Chris do not deserve any respect. CWCipedia should be a ground for Cock-Parades 24/7/365 [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
**Dude, his dad could be fucking ''dying''. I think it's a nice gesture - that's why I mentioned it.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 22:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
***I never saw Chris acting with compassion towards someone before, I don't see why we should indulge in Moral-Faggotery because of Bob's issues. As much as I respect the Old Man, He's not the jerk we all love to hate. This is why I strongly believe that the ads must be put back in place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:25, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Chris's 'stress' probably gets passed onto Bob. When Bob is in stable condition, there's no way Chris will be able to put his needs ahead of his own. He'll be getting all cunty about the trolling that he's receiving and not helping Bob's situaition at all. I say lay off and go with [[User:Edward|Edward's]] idea. Well wishes and get well soon ads for Bob. So what if Chris gets smug. Smug Chris is positive happy Chris, it's the closest he gets to that emotion. We can put up with that while his dad's in hospital, right? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 00:27, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Seconded. /Scruffy --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Chris wouldn't give a fuck if his father died. He hates him. If he hasn't empaphized with anyone else, then why the father he hates so much? He'll fake sadness, pretend he cares, but he'll still consider fucking Patti the worst loss of his life. And going easy on Chris is no help for Bob, that just means that in possibly his last days with his father he'll be all smug about his victory over the gay ads. If anything they should put up a get well message for Bob using the adspace. I'm going to mention that to the Asperpedia crew next time i'm over there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:42, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
***Agreed. Look at the Quote of the Now. He mentions that his dad is in the hospital and would be there for a few days, but he had a LOOOONG stressful day. He wants us to feel sorry for him for the day, not his dad. It would be the greatest wake up call when he does pass away.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:23, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****Chris being selfish? that's old news. If bob dies, it's ovbiously he would become chris's new excuse " i can't do << insert anything>> because my dad died" for a while, he'll forget about him and continue to be the jerk we know. Id bob dies he will be free from the torments of chris, bob has been trough too many shit thanks to Chris, bob deserves to finally rest in peace. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****Actually, what would happen if Bob died? Presumably the family, not just Bob are living off his pension and social security. Even if they own the house completely, however much Barbra is bringing in plus $450 from Chris' board may not be enough to pay all their costs (bills, food, etc). --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:15, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
****** I wouldn't doubt that the accumulative total of both Chris' and Bab's welfare would be enough to sustain them- provided Chris stopped buying junk he never uses and stops eating at McDonald's. But it seems to me from the Twitter alone that Chris doesn't consider this emergency to be significant- it's like he skimmed across the issue as a lead-up to his retarded comic's scheduling, which in turn lead into "Rule 18" (which I can only assume is Chris' mistaken discovery of Rule 34). If he took the situation seriously at all, he'd either be pouring more emotion into it, or be absent altogether. --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 00:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
******* Well Chris claims to have gotten his pack rat nature from his parents. So there's the possibility that if Bob goes, they'll spend themselves into nothing. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 01:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
-
• One thought- has anyone contacted [[Cole]] yet? I'm in Australia or I would myself. I know Chris doesn't gave a flying fuck and [[Snorlax]] almost certainly doesn't either. He should know I think. --Ronichu
* I think most of the family probably know by now (I would hope so anyway) but Cole has said in the past that he would celebrate when Bob "finally drops". Unless Cole is willing to make peace I say let him stay in the dark on this one, or leave it to the Chandlers to tell him. This is all too soon, I'm not ready for Bob to die yet... I just hope he dies comfortable, not at home and not surrounded by his family. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 01:40, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, when bob dies, i hope he doesn't has to see his failure son's face. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 02:52, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Agreed on letting the Chandlers tell Cole, if for no other reason than he might not believe some random troll from the Internet. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I really need to ask this- where was it picked up that Bob had a 10% chance of survival? If it was in the linked article, I didn't see it.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*I am asking myself the same question; where this came from? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 11:09, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
** It doesn't, I think the person who wrote that must have seen the bit which says that it has an annual mortality rate of 10% and misunderstood it. He statistically has a 90% chance of surviving another year (provided he is suffering from the normal progressive form of the disease). I've changed the article to reflect this. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 11:29, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Alright, awesome- I was just beginning to think if that had been true, then half my extended family is pretty damn lucky.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:58, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If Bob does kick it (may he rest in peace if he does), what odds do you give on Chris going to a funny farm in the next 5 years? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Unless if the state of Virginia got no cheaper option. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I try to send flowers to Bob but the FTD website ask for a phone number. Anyone got a clue what Chris's phone is? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

He tells us himself in the opening few seconds of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vGKa-k2Us this video]. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*How about <s>Chris' credit card number</s> the hospital we should send them to? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:17, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's credit card number is 2984 8579 9562 3765. That number is fake by the way in case anyone missed the joke. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:24, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*thanks for the info. I forgot about this video. I rand FTD with a nice card and a Pink Lily Bouquet. Bob will receive them tomorrow.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
***Assuming Snorlax doesn't eat them first. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:08, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Do we know that Bob will get them? Knowing Chris, he'll assume that they are for him and make a youtube video thanking his secret admirer for sending him flowers. I hope that you made sure to put down in bold capitals that its for Bob, and even then its only a slim chance that he'll consider the idea that they're not for him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
::*But pink is such a faggy color. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:53, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*There's a possibility that Chris will hijack the bouquet but let's see it that way; it's bloody pink if he does, we got material to doubt his straightness. Not only Bob's name is on the delivery slip but I also send a "Get Well" card mentioning him, the package couldn't be mistaken. FTD will deliver tomorrow. Let's see what it will bring us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I sent Bob a bouquet as well. In all honesty, I enjoyed hearing about his experiences and feel bad that he's stuck with a horrible wife and son. The all the man wants is a chance to discuss the world and listen to his records. At the very least, he deserves to know that there are people that like him out there. --[[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 22:35, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*What color? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:41, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Multi-colored. It's [http://www.teleflora.com/mixed-flowers/bouquet/make-a-wish-167864p.asp?s=t&promotioncode=Shed10&srccode=SH_FR&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=TFWEB164 this one.] [[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 01:00, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*If Chris suffered heart failure, I wouldn't send flowers. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 04:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*I kinda want Bob to die (Don't look at me like i am a monster) because I want the vicarious thrill of watching 14 Branchland Court implode without his common sense. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
** Me too. He's pretty much the only person who ever tried to stop a Sweetheart opperation--he could have stopped Julie if Max hadn't been a good liar. Nothing will set the Snorlax off unless you try to lure Chris somewhere, and even then I remind you that we still got him to defy her and go to Ohio. Her general logic for any scenario seems to be "If Chris actually gets a girl, I'll believe it when I see her, otherwise it's his own damn fault for being stupid". This is Chris's logic, minus the part after the comma. Oh, and no Bob means less money, and what's going to make you think Chris starts stealing his tugboat payment from her?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*** If you kinda want Bob to die to make trolling Chris easier you're kinda a far more worthless human being than Chris is. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 23:41, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**** I'll justify myself, then. I will be sad to see Bob die, and I will be happy to see what happens when he's gone.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:12, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
***Like I said, I'm no monster, I just wanna see Chris fall apart without Bob's guidance. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
**** If Chris has no-one to defend him or motivate him, it won't be a challenge to troll him anymore. I like Bob, and if I get to his age I intend to spend all day everyday swingin' with the music. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 02:30, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
**** Well, since Barb is too weighed down by her own rolls to do anything, if Bob dies, there will be shit hitting fans in Chris' home real soon, and I don't mean cat shit.. Either way it's going to be funny considering Chris' warped view on death. --[[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]]
**** She's not that fat, not yet anyway.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

I know everyone has realized this by now, but I don't think Chris understands the severity of it all. On his Twitter, it says that Bob came down with a ''case'' of congestive heart failure. The way he's talking about it, it seems that Chris thinks that this is something Bob can overcome like a sick bug or something. That also explains the lack of concern in his two videos - he actually thinks Bob's gonna be alright in a few days, as if some R&R would do good! He doesn't realize that this may very well be the beginning of the end!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:20, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This is why I pity Bob Chandler right now. He's a man with decades of fair work, a patent on his name and the opportunity to be called the veteran of the most intense war the world never saw. Only for this, he will be a better man than myself. Here's the sad part. On the Internets, he will be remembered as the "Joseph" of the "Fail Messiah". The very fact that Chris ignore him in what we might call his last hours on Earth is shocking to me. He really don't deserve this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Point. Bob's death may come as a total and complete surprise to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*How do we even know Barb would let him know all the details? Wouldn't she consider keeping Chris ignorant to be a small mercy? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 05:56, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Small mercy? From everything I've heard of her, if she kept the details from Chris it would be because it's easier on her to just not tell him. In all honesty if anything's going to happen with this, it should be trying to get Chris to actually spend time with his father. Remember, the closest he's had to a constant in his life dying is his dog, and Optimus Prime, and in Chris' mind both of those came back. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 06:59, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

:I still think we should do something nice for Bob while he's sick. Unlike Chris, Bob is definitely someone I see as with positive qualities along with the negative (which he has plenty of, but don't we all). In light of this, I wanted to have a small hatched engraved with a message "For 'The Internet Lumberjack'. Get well soon! - The Trolls" on the front face and "Keep on swinging!" on the back. I found a place that does engraving along with a hatchet that would be suitable ($100 or so cost all up, probably about the same for postage, not a problem for me since I work), unfortunately I called Australia Post and they said that there were import restrictions on edged weapons into the United States for some reason. Is there anywhere in the US where one could order something similar to the above created and delivered? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:28, 4th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).
:*Does Bob even know that he's the Internet Lumberjack? The joke might be totally lost on him. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 10:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
*The cause was an internet fell on him. --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 08:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If bob dies, do you think chris will put him in his comic, just like patty?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:54, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

* Probably, but he'll be a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Il_Sung Kim Il-Sung] type character, The dead but eternal leader of CWCville. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:37, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*For those who don't know, [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ Charlottesville obituaries are here]. I'm not sure if this has been posted yet; correct me if it has. So far Bob has not shown up. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:17, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If he dies, I hope the funeral isn't private, because I plan on burying my axe and a broken internet modem with him.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:02, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

Guys, please, this is getting out of hand. There's lots of places to discuss stuff for Bob like sending him flowers and shit. But this place is not the place to do it. Please refer to [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|this]]. Talk pages should be reserved for how to improve the article and not for content - it was alright to discuss the validity of the tweets, for instance, but this is getting out of hand. Fuck, you can even arrange things on the Community Portal if you really want to.

Next person who posts something not related to improving the Bob Chandler article '''will be banned.''' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:25, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

I've added a heading below the ''Health and late life'' heading called ''What about Bob?''. I'm using it to encompass what little we know about the recent heart failure saga, and briefly touch on Chris's extracurricular activities during it. I figure once it's all over with, it will be much easier to delete the heading and contents as a whole, rather than sift through the Bob article and remove things piecemeal. But if it's getting too big, or if you all don't like it, feel free to cut it down in the spirit of Bob. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:26, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

==Bob's past heart attacks==

If you check out the transcript for the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]], you'll see several gaps, one of which is very large. I just reached the point in the audio where the first gap occurs, and it's ''right there'' that Bob starts talking about his history of health problems, most notable of which are his past heart attacks. We seem to have a surplus of Bob fans, so would one (or more) of you like to start filling in that gap (and/or the others)? I'm willing to do it myself, but I'm not the world's fastest typist, and - all kidding aside - I'd like to have all of this information about Bob made available before the man dies. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:57, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
*I'm surprised I haven't noticed this before. I'll actually add this to the Improvement of the Now. Be sure to mention this in the [[Transcription Collective]] as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:32, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

*He's definitely gonna die soon, because the fact that he's had four heart attacks and is older than my grandfather by a decade (he was born in 1937) , is a telltale sign that he's gonna meet Billy Mays sometime within the year.

*PSN message shows than Bob is okay, according to Chris, at least. Should he die, it'll be a day of mourning, but not for Cole. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 23:20, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

==Should we really be checking the Charlottesville obituaries?==

I thought that the Chandlers lived in Ruckersville and not Charlottesville proper. Perhaps someone from the area can inform me of the truth?--[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 08:28, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, but isn't the hospital in Charlottesville? I'd call them myself but my Boston accent's too thick for them to not raise an eyebrow. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:10, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

I had assumed that Ruckersville wouldn't have their own obit listing, but I just found out that they do. I'll add that link to the Charlottesville link on Bob's page. It's more of an off chance that he'd be listed anyway. Considering that the only people who would even write an obit would be Barb or Chris, it's doubtful if he'd even get one. But since we've all basically been pissing in the wind regarding Bob for the last week, it's about all we can do. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:14, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

== Is Bob dead..? ==

[http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Is Chris still in control of this site?], because "Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again."

The site was last updated on the 31st of March... --[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 06:50, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

*It's a troll page. I think someone already saw and mentioned it elsewhere.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:59, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

* I personally spoke to both Bob and Snorlax about seven hours ago. They are both alive. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:18, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

So some people of TV Tropes seem to think Bob's dead. I've looked through a few websites that list obituaries from Ruckersville and Charlottesville and he wasn't listed on any of them. Any conformation as to whether he's alive or not? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 23:42, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*No telling, could be a trolling plot. I think we'd be warned if Bob was dead. The simple solution is to call Chris and simply ask him.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:24, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
** I tried calling him yesterday to ask him about Bob, but I couldn't get a hold of him. I'll try again, even though I know he probably won't pick it up. (How do you guys even manage to talk to him, anyway?) --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 23:12, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
::*There are about 15 more 'Sydney Calls' which are just voicemail messages and the like. Chris is too lazy to answer his phone and his parents are quite sick of all the pranks. Keep trying and you'll eventually get through. I tell you what though, if Chris actually gets a call from a game designer they would not put up with someone being so impossibly unreliable to contact. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:18, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* Ah, I thought "call until he decides to pick up" would be the answer. I managed to get him on the line once sometime last year, but that was back when I was a CWC newfag, sooooo I froze up and hung up. *fails forever*

But yeah, that'd be yet another reason (out of an infinite amount of reasons) why game designers wouldn't touch ''Sonichu'' with a ten-foot pole. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 01:25, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::*If so, then a new era has begun. If not, then we can annoy Chris. And there's nothing Rocky can do about it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:47, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Heh, don't worry about the freezing up thing. Sydney was a huge fail, but she was about 50x more successful than my previous effort, where I got absolutely no response at all, only annoyed him a little, didn't record anything at all, entertained his parents and then nearly dox'd myself due to my tardness. Just to be sure, you're not calling him with your real phone, right? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:32, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::** Er.... Yeah, I'm using my cell phone. And for extra fail points, I use Audactiy to try to record my calls. What should I do instead? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 18:49, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
== racist ==
so has bob ever actually been out-and-out racist or is that just a (probably correct) assumption? just wondering [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 15:56, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
{{quote|Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!|Bob, [[Prank_calls#.27Epic_Crazy_Lady.27_calls_Bob|choreographing trolls]]}}
This quote would suggest Bob thinks of black people in a negative light, referring to the trolls as being black. I'm stereotyping, but it's not uncommon for people from his generation to hold racist views. Him having been raised in Alabama would also suggest that he was exposed to racist views. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:07, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

ahahaha, how did i ever miss that article? funny shit, thanks man. although in another video on the page (just reading the transcript here, my speakers are busted so i can't hear how he says it so he could be being sarcastic or dismissive or whatever) he tells a troll to put effort into something constructive like helping haitians. i've known people who said stuff similar to "get your black ass down" (ok, not really that phrase but you get what i'm saying) and they aren't really racist. but then again i also live in south louisiana so that probably has something to do with the different standards for what constitutes racism or something (down here someone's not really considered racist until they start throwing around the n-word or other slurs or explicitly slander a race/someone because of their race). which, of course, isn't to say that makes saying something like that any less heinous.[[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 15:59, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

or maybe i'm just willing to give some people more leeway than they deserve; yeah that's probably it. [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 05:41, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

== That picture of Bob and Chris ==

Long time lurker, love the site. I was just looking at the picture of Bob and Chris in what appears to be a classroom (0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg) and was noticing the Grade Chart. Am I reading it wrong, or does it seem to award money prizes for different grades, with at least 5$ being awarded even for failure? If I'm not misinterpreting it, does this mean Chris was getting rewarded, no matter how badly he did?
* First off, sign your posts, four tildes at the end of your post. To answer your question, it might not mean that, in that he probably wasn't making money. Many teachers have systems with their students to encourage learning. The teacher makes some fake money, the kids take a test, the kids earn money based on their performance. She'll have a thing of toys they can buy with what they make. It was apparently popular back in the 80s and mid 90s, but nowadays kids can get better stuff than that by themselves. There's a slight chance that the kids were actually getting paid, but that would be a pretty bad plan for a teacher to put into motion. If so, it probably would have been for their final, overall grade, but still. Also, there is a talk page for files as well, so if you have anything else post there, alright? [[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 07:30, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

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== Chris's anime list ==
{{Not A Forum}}
* A little over an hour, not bad at all.--[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:44, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
Apparently this won't be allowed on the anime page, but I'll keep it up here, at least until I get the "not a forum" message slapped on here. 
Obvious shows like Pokemon, Sonic, and Transformers are to be omitted. 
Memories (I'm guessing he watched Otomo Katsuhiro's movie) 
Read Or Die 
Air TV 
Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles 
Kekko Kames (entire OVA series) 
Nana 
Elfen Lied 
Gunslinger Girl 
Shuffle! 
Xam'd: Lost Memories 
Bleach (bought first ep, may watch on AdultSwim) 
Now, for programs broadcast on Adult Swim, which he has likely seen. List taken from Wikipedia, series he probably didn't watch won't be listed. 

Fullmetal Alchemist 
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood 
Kekkaishi (currently airing) 
The Big O (since 2003, 1st season no longer shown, 2nd not currently showing; probably too noir and mecha for his tastes) 
Cowboy Bebop (around for a while, popular enough to still be shown) 
FLCL 
Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. & 2nd GIG (too complex for him, but he probably would like Major Kusanagi's outfit) 
InuYasha (think he's mentioned it, I'm sure most people here know of it) 
Seirei no Moribito (English title Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit; may be too recent for him [2008-2009]) 
Astro Boy (VERY kid-friendly, bet he loved it) 
Blood+ (very bloody, but he'd endure it for cute girls) 
Code Geass 
Death Note 
Eureka Seven 
Neon Genesis Evangelion (possible, seeing as how he watched End of Evangelion; probably didn't finish, or just didn't pay attention) 
Paranoia Agent 
Samurai Champloo 
s-CRY-ed 
Shin-chan (made into a gag dub; he apparently found the male nudity more offensive than the tasteless jokes) 
Tenchi Muyo! (noted harem anime, named the Tenchi Solution, in which the lead effectively gets all the girls because he doesn't choose one) 
Trigun 
Trinity Blood (between the content and the art style, I'd bet he didn't watch much of this, if he watched it at all) 
Witch Hunter Robin 
Wolf's Rain 
YuYu Hakusho 
I'll get back to this after a while, resuming with the shows aired by Cartoon Network, maybe some other networks. I'll eventually get around to a bit of analysis on each show, figuring out whether or not he's seen it (and if so, instances of him ripping it off), whether or not he would watch it, and what the anime he watches says about him. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 04:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
* And I'll list Excel Saga, but I'll leave the deconstruction to its page. Shit's beautiful.
* [[:File:SchuComic3Page23.jpg|He's referenced Inuyasha]] (and I remember him saying his favorite character was Kagome in a [[Mumble]] chat, though I forget which), so I guess he's seen some of the early episodes at the very least. He's also made [[My Little Pony|My Little Ponies]] ripping off Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto, but my guess is that Megan might've had something to do with that (FMA doesn't really strike me as the kind of anime he'd like). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:04, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
** That's what I was thinking, he at least knows of a lot of these anime, whether by Megan or just by being on the internet, but most of them are a little too advanced for him, as compared to regular cartoons. For now I think I'll list it, but as I go through it'll probably be removed, as he might not have watched it, and as a popular anime, there's nothing behind why he might have watched it. Also, goddamn that is an awful reference. A dim bulb doesn't need a lampshade, and he's gone and put a lead one over it. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:17, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*** I'm REALLY hoping he never watched Tenchi Muyo! (I highly doubt he did, since TM! was played early in Adult Swin's run and it was the Toonami edit to boot), but I do know another series he's watched: ''Steel Angel Kurumi''. In one of the many pictures of his room, there's a poster of the three main heroines hanging up, one of the Mumble chats mentioned he watched it and there's some talk that the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] character Excellina was named after a character introduced in some OVA not released in the states.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:*** Oh god, that's ''exactly'' what I was thinking! I swear of he ever touches TM! (or Outlaw Star... orrr most of the stuff on Toonami from the late 90's to the early 00's, really), '''''I will rip his nuts off'''''. I will NOT let anything else from my childhood be corrupted by that manchild, damn it! ... *cough* Terribly sorry about that. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:32, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*** Blazer, thanks for the tip about Kurumi. It's been ages since I've seen that, so I'll have to look around. And yeah, it pains me to think that he's even watched any of this myself. He's already ruined Gundam for me. I figured I'd just have some fun with the heartbreak, so I'm painting a model in the John Custom color scheme. :3 --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:35, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

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{{welcome|champthom}}

== Chris's anime list ==
Apparently this won't be allowed on the anime page, but I'll keep it up here, at least until I get the "not a forum" message slapped on here. 
Obvious shows like Pokemon, Sonic, and Transformers are to be omitted. 
Memories (I'm guessing he watched Otomo Katsuhiro's movie) 
Read Or Die 
Air TV 
Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles 
Kekko Kames (entire OVA series) 
Nana 
Elfen Lied 
Gunslinger Girl 
Shuffle! 
Xam'd: Lost Memories 
Bleach (bought first ep, may watch on AdultSwim) 
Now, for programs broadcast on Adult Swim, which he has likely seen. List taken from Wikipedia, series he probably didn't watch won't be listed. 

Fullmetal Alchemist 
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood 
Kekkaishi (currently airing) 
The Big O (since 2003, 1st season no longer shown, 2nd not currently showing; probably too noir and mecha for his tastes) 
Cowboy Bebop (around for a while, popular enough to still be shown) 
FLCL 
Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. & 2nd GIG (too complex for him, but he probably would like Major Kusanagi's outfit) 
InuYasha (think he's mentioned it, I'm sure most people here know of it) 
Seirei no Moribito (English title Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit; may be too recent for him [2008-2009]) 
Astro Boy (VERY kid-friendly, bet he loved it) 
Blood+ (very bloody, but he'd endure it for cute girls) 
Code Geass 
Death Note 
Eureka Seven 
Neon Genesis Evangelion (possible, seeing as how he watched End of Evangelion; probably didn't finish, or just didn't pay attention) 
Paranoia Agent 
Samurai Champloo 
s-CRY-ed 
Shin-chan (made into a gag dub; he apparently found the male nudity more offensive than the tasteless jokes) 
Tenchi Muyo! (noted harem anime, named the Tenchi Solution, in which the lead effectively gets all the girls because he doesn't choose one) 
Trigun 
Trinity Blood (between the content and the art style, I'd bet he didn't watch much of this, if he watched it at all) 
Witch Hunter Robin 
Wolf's Rain 
YuYu Hakusho 
I'll get back to this after a while, resuming with the shows aired by Cartoon Network, maybe some other networks. I'll eventually get around to a bit of analysis on each show, figuring out whether or not he's seen it (and if so, instances of him ripping it off), whether or not he would watch it, and what the anime he watches says about him. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 04:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
* And I'll list Excel Saga, but I'll leave the deconstruction to its page. Shit's beautiful.
* [[:File:SchuComic3Page23.jpg|He's referenced Inuyasha]] (and I remember him saying his favorite character was Kagome in a [[Mumble]] chat, though I forget which), so I guess he's seen some of the early episodes at the very least. He's also made [[My Little Pony|My Little Ponies]] ripping off Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto, but my guess is that Megan might've had something to do with that (FMA doesn't really strike me as the kind of anime he'd like). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:04, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
** That's what I was thinking, he at least knows of a lot of these anime, whether by Megan or just by being on the internet, but most of them are a little too advanced for him, as compared to regular cartoons. For now I think I'll list it, but as I go through it'll probably be removed, as he might not have watched it, and as a popular anime, there's nothing behind why he might have watched it. Also, goddamn that is an awful reference. A dim bulb doesn't need a lampshade, and he's gone and put a lead one over it. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:17, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*** I'm REALLY hoping he never watched Tenchi Muyo! (I highly doubt he did, since TM! was played early in Adult Swin's run and it was the Toonami edit to boot), but I do know another series he's watched: ''Steel Angel Kurumi''. In one of the many pictures of his room, there's a poster of the three main heroines hanging up, one of the Mumble chats mentioned he watched it and there's some talk that the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] character Excellina was named after a character introduced in some OVA not released in the states.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:*** Oh god, that's ''exactly'' what I was thinking! I swear of he ever touches TM! (or Outlaw Star... orrr most of the stuff on Toonami from the late 90's to the early 00's, really), '''''I will rip his nuts off'''''. I will NOT let anything else from my childhood be corrupted by that manchild, damn it! ... *cough* Terribly sorry about that. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:32, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*** Blazer, thanks for the tip about Kurumi. It's been ages since I've seen that, so I'll have to look around. And yeah, it pains me to think that he's even watched any of this myself. He's already ruined Gundam for me. I figured I'd just have some fun with the heartbreak, so I'm painting a model in the John Custom color scheme. :3 --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:35, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

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2010-07-14T04:27:05Z

Schuzrum-dias: Gladly

[[Image:SchuComic3Page23.jpg|thumbnail|Page in question.]]
Should we mention instances of Chris ripping off an anime in the comic on this page if the anime doesn't have its own? Because he ripped off Inuyasha on one page, and I seem to remember him ripping off Pretty Cure in one of the sub-episodes with Crystal... --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 06:10, 5 June 2009 (CEST)
:Pretty Cure is mentioned [[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|here]] if you want info. [[User:Shiny Marshtomp|Shiny]] 06:16, 5 June 2009 (CEST)
::Oh, d'oh, didn't see that page. Thanks! --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 06:20, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

I mucked around a little with the article and added two more examples of animu rip-offage. I also added a pic of Go Nagai in the vein of the old "Mr. Darcy" image that was on Chris' main page, because Uncle Go is the PERFECT illustration of what Chris isn't but wishes to be. - [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]]

Rewrote and expanded this some. Felt like the Shuffle thing was worth mentioning, since shitty harem anime is such a perfect representation of the kind of fantasy Chris would fall hook, line, and sinker for. One thing I'm kinda curious about, though, that someone more familiar with the history might now. Has he ever said why he hasn't gone back to a con since the '05 Anime Mid-Atlantic? -- [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 08 September 2009

I noticed the in [[Forgiveness Blessings]] he does something called a Curse shot, where he simply acts like he's firing a gun with his finger. This is very reminiscient of Yu Yu Hakusho, with Yusuke's Spirit Gun. Just thought it was worth mentioning.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 00:18, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

*Did he really watch Urotsukidoji or is someone just fucking with us? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 15:26, 12 October 2009 (CEST)
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Where exactly did he rip off Fist Of The North Star? --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 23:33, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:* According to the Excel Saga article:
:::"Time-delay attack: Mostly, this episode parodies Fist of the North Star, which features a powerful fighter kicking ass in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Since Excel is in the role of the hero, she uses a variation of the anime's titular attack, which involves punching your opponent a billion times. The thing about the Fist of the North Star is that it takes three seconds to have any effect, after which the opponent explodes like a water balloon filled with blood, then becomes a pastiche of Dejiko from Digi Charat. When dubious villains question the attack's power, the hero would famously reply "But you're already dead", right before they die. Chris adapted this idea when he first used the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha in Sonichu #0. The Jerkhief didn't feel a thing at first, and then his life began to unravel from the curse."

That's why I wrote "indirectly". --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 23:03, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

== Source is broken. ==

Source cited is PVCC, and the old one to boot. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 20:24, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

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{{welcome|champthom}}

== Chris's anime list ==

Obvious shows like Pokemon, Sonic, and Transformers are to be omitted.
Memories (I'm guessing he watched Otomo Katsuhiro's movie) 
Read Or Die 
Air TV 
Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles 
Kekko Kames (entire OVA series) 
Nana 
Elfen Lied 
Gunslinger Girl 
Shuffle! 
Xam'd: Lost Memories 
Bleach (bought first ep, may watch on AdultSwim) 
Now, for programs broadcast on Adult Swim, which he has likely seen. List taken from Wikipedia, series he probably didn't watch won't be listed. 

Fullmetal Alchemist 
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood 
Kekkaishi (currently airing) 
The Big O (since 2003, 1st season no longer shown, 2nd not currently showing; probably too noir and mecha for his tastes) 
Cowboy Bebop (around for a while, popular enough to still be shown) 
FLCL 
Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. & 2nd GIG (too complex for him, but he probably would like Major Kusanagi's outfit) 
InuYasha (think he's mentioned it, I'm sure most people here know of it) 
Seirei no Moribito (English title Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit; may be too recent for him [2008-2009]) 
Astro Boy (VERY kid-friendly, bet he loved it) 
Blood+ (very bloody, but he'd endure it for cute girls) 
Code Geass 
Death Note 
Eureka Seven 
Neon Genesis Evangelion (possible, seeing as how he watched End of Evangelion; probably didn't finish, or just didn't pay attention) 
Paranoia Agent 
Samurai Champloo 
s-CRY-ed 
Shin-chan (made into a gag dub; he apparently found the male nudity more offensive than the tasteless jokes) 
Tenchi Muyo! (noted harem anime, named the Tenchi Solution, in which the lead effectively gets all the girls because he doesn't choose one) 
Trigun 
Trinity Blood (between the content and the art style, I'd bet he didn't watch much of this, if he watched it at all) 
Witch Hunter Robin 
Wolf's Rain 
YuYu Hakusho 
I'll get back to this after a while, resuming with the shows aired by Cartoon Network, maybe some other networks. I'll eventually get around to a bit of analysis on each show, figuring out whether or not he's seen it (and if so, instances of him ripping it off), whether or not he would watch it, and what the anime he watches says about him. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 04:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
* And I'll list Excel Saga, but I'll leave the deconstruction to its page. Shit's beautiful.

Talk:Adult Swim

2010-07-14T04:16:30Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Shows That Chris Never Saw? */

== Shows That Chris Never Saw? ==

* Has Chris ever seen a show that he never liked on AS? I wonder, has he even watched Venture Bros. or King of The Hill? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 21:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
:*He's in the least seen King of the Hill, as he does a parody of the "alley" scene in [[CWCFlyingElephants]] where they all go "Yep" and Boomhauerer goes "Mmm hmm."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
* Anyone know of what anime he hasn't watched? I'm just going on guesswork for my little list. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 04:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Anime

2010-07-14T04:13:50Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* List of owned/ watched anime */ new section

User talk:Schuzrum-dias

2010-07-14T04:12:40Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Chris's anime list */ new section

Talk:Bunny Hop

2010-07-14T02:39:26Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Pyon pyon pyon, for Crass and Champ~ */

It's Champ. No, I am not being vain but Ivy decided to name one of her hermit crabs after me, along with CrassCrab (the first voice of Chris in [[Sonichu:The Animated Series]]) and wanted Chris to give a shoutout. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:09, 13 April 2009 (CEST)

== Pyon pyon pyon, for Crass and Champ~ ==

Apparently "pyon" is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a rabbit jumping. Oh Chris, you goddamn weeaboo (lol, like I should talk). --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 03:43, 5 June 2009 (CEST)
* Oh wow, that's quite interesting. Would anyone know where he got it from? [[Excel Saga]]? [[Sailor Moon]]? Are there any Bunny-[[Pokémon]]?
** Late reply, BUUUUT: I haven't seen [[Excel Saga]] in ages so if it did have any pyons I wouldn't remember, and there are two rabbit [[Pokémon]] (Buneary and Lopunny) but they don't say that as far as I know. While I haven't seen a lot of [[Sailor Moon]] in a while either (I watched a couple of episodes a few days ago, but none of them had it), I'd imagine that's where he got it because the protagonist's name is Usagi (rabbit). Or maybe he got it somewhere else, who knows? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 19:46, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

*I don't know much about anime, but from what I read, it was used in a series called FLCL, (http://www.flclw.com/glossary.htm) another cartoon, Mini Moni, which was based on a J-pop girl group, and I would guess a variety of other sources, since it's a part of the language. According to Wikipedia, FLCL began airing on [[Adult Swim]] in about 2003, so it would be safe to guess that Chris might have seen it there. [[User:Pitifuladultlife|Pitifuladultlife]] 00:51, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

** I know way too much about anime, but not enough to say where he got the pyon thing from. It's likely to be in any anime or manga that has rabbits. Manga is more likely, onomatopoeia tend to be left in Japanese, and (I'm guessing that) he watches dubbed anime, which wouldn't leave it in. I think it was used in FLCL, but I'm not sure. It's not uncommon to use it as a cutesy sound for a jump, sometimes used in shoujo (young girls') manga, which Megan got him to read. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:39, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== alt version of vid ==
now with less pyon
http://www.mediafire.com/?4nqmrn2qzn5
[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:54, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

== "We're gonna have fun"? ==

I guess it was decided awhile back that he's saying, 'we'regonnahavefun', but I can't hear that at all. The closest that I can hear is something like, "Is that fun?" and then some other equally unintelligible thing at the end after he bends down to pick up the ear. I know the video's almost a year old now, but I was wondering what other people think about it. [[User:Pitifuladultlife|Pitifuladultlife]] 02:46, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:Not so sure about 'we'regonnahavefun' (although that would probably be my best guess, too), but the sound at the end sounds like the "happy" in "Happy Easter".--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 09:55, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Policy

2010-07-13T02:58:15Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Just who decides what's worthy? */

CWCki talk:Artist Commune

2010-07-10T02:32:52Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Requests */

Does anyone think maybe we should move requests here instead of the main page? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:27, 31 December 2009 (CET)
*Can do. And the front page can be converted into a gallery. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC).

==Requests==
Post your requests for images '''here'''. Please be descriptive in what you want and for what purpose, and be sure to sign your comment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 30 November 2009 (CET)
* I suggest the wannabe-drawfags visit [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Fan_art here], see which characters have little or no "fanart" of them, and create it. We have lots of Chrises, Sonichus, Rosechus and Mary Lee Walshes, but too few "fanarts" of other characters. So... if this may be counted as a request, let that be it --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:47, 30 November 2009 (CET)
:* No offense but the purpose of the project isn't so much to get fanart or to promote (nothing wrong with that, Chris's awfulness tends to promote it in itself), but rather utilize the skills of these fanartists to make CWCki better. It'll work closely with the Fan Works index to create more specific art. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:46, 1 December 2009 (CET)
::*Ah, sorry, didn't understand it first. So, you mean to make original CWCki-made illustrations for articles? Like in [[Duck]] and [[Fapcup]]? Good idea. But then there's a question: which articles need such illustrations, and which would be better illustrated with photo material? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:32, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:::*We could use a tag for articles which need original content, mostly articles without pics at all. Yes, I do mean original CWCki made illustrations, exactly like the one for Fapcup (the Duck illustration was actually from ED, based on an old rumor that Chris would smear his penis with peanut butter to make it bigger). I'm not sure about that last part, but if you can find an existing photo, fine, but if not, then ask an artist to draw up something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:35, 1 December 2009 (CET)
::::*How about this? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:18, 1 December 2009 (CET) {{Illustrations}}
[[Category:CWCki projects]]

===Holiday Banners===
I've gotten a few holiday [[:Image:CWCiki Introduction.jpg|banners]] from /cwc/ and PVCC, which are great, but for other major holidays would be good. If someone could do one for Festivus, that'd be fantastic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:31, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:Here's [[:Image:Festivus.png|my shoop]], don't know if someone else got to it before me, but if they didn't there's my shitacular attempt, lol. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 07:31, 4 December 2009 (CET)
[[Category:CWCki projects]]
One more that I think we could use - one to celebrate New Year's Day, 2010. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:29, 13 December 2009 (CET)
*How is [[:Image:CWCki_2010.jpg|this]]? ~ [[User:F4P|Fight]][[Special:Contributions/F4P|-4-]][[User_talk:F4P|Peace]] 16:06, 13 December 2009 (CET)
:*Love it! Those paper hats I think are more of a Eurofag thing but I think they're also an old sort of thing, like you'd see people from the 50s wear which is classy.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:15, 19 December 2009 (CET)

Unfortunately, for God only knows why, the PVCC thread that had a few of these seems to be gone and the Krapple thread that had some is gone as well. Thus, we need some new banners. For instance, I wanted one today for Chris's birthday but alas, can't seem to find it. So people, start churning out some banners for holidays and such. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:20, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
*Can anyone whip up a quick one for the Sonichu 10th anniversary? St. Patty's day one is great, but it's out of touch for the whole fact that 17 March is the birth of Sonichu (and Patty) than St. Patty's Day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:29, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

===CWCki ads===
Since the "Wanted" ad on the side is getting kinda old, I was thinking we could have some fun ads on the side, in the same vein as the ones on CWCipedia but instead of using it as a way to troll Chris, it'd be a fun way to spice up the CWCki. Here are some ideas I have:
*[[Reeb]] (ideally use the real life Reeb as the basis of the logo)
* Monday Night [[Kick the Autistic]] (sponsored by Reeb)
* [[Virginia is for Virgins]]
* [[CWC Cola]]

These are just some starting suggestions but ideally should be things from the CWC-universe (please, no ads for Fanta or anything stupid like that). Ideally it should mimic real life ads and should fit on the side. Otherwise, have fun. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:51, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*i've set up the advertisement box. or, i've tried, and am waiting for the god damn thing to fix itself. hopefully should be working in at most 12 hours --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 12:34, 5 December 2009 (CET)

* I've set about making a quick advert for [[Media:KTA-Ad.jpg|America's Favorite Game]]! It's the same dimensions as the ones on CWCipedia, don't know if that makes any difference. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
**Also, [[Media:TobackyAd.jpg|Tobacky]]. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
::*I really love the Tobacky one. Anyways, I've made a [[:Category:CWCki ads|category]] for all the ads. For reference, ads should be around 140 x 300, about the same size as the smaller ads on CWCipedia, but F4P had the right idea. Also got a few from people on Krapple. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:14, 5 December 2009 (CET)
* I've made another advert for [[Media:Ad_kicktheaustistic.jpg|America's Favorite Game]], although I'm not sure how to add it to the CWCiki ad category. [[User:Butch Dykemans|Butch Dykemans]] 07:50, 7 December 2009 (CET)
**Just add <noinclude><nowiki>[[Category:CWCki ads]]</nowiki></noinclude> to the description of the image. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
* Could someone also make an ad promoting straightness? Seems only right. Also, need to speak to Cogs to get the advertisement thing to work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 13 December 2009 (CET)

===Pics for [[Chris Sex Logs]]===
I think [[Chris Sex Logs]] could use some pictures. Pretty much choose any fun quote and make a picture of it, the primary constraint being that the picture should be able to have a quote from the transcript as a caption. Otherwise, go crazy. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:51, 19 December 2009 (CET)
* [[Chris Sex Logs]] now has two illustrations. Is that enough, or do you want moar? --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 17:39, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*If you feel like doing more, by all means do so, but otherwise what you have done is fantastic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 31 December 2009 (CET)

===[[CWCki:CWCki-tan|CWCki-tan]]===
Make fanart of CWCki-tan to promote its usage. Figure out ways to incorporate it into stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 31 December 2009 (CET)

*Hai guise, just thought I'd upload my cwciki-tan fan art. btw, how do I join artist commune?--[[User:Whattheshit|Whattheshit]] 14:37, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Pretty sure it's open invites--just make art and put a <nowiki>{{artfag}}</nowiki> on your user page, if you feel like bragging =) --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 15:01, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

===Exterior shot of [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]===
An exterior shot of the outside of Hotel Ricky Ricardo would jazz up the article a bit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* You got it. I'm not good at buildings or scenery but I'll do what I can. [[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 08:13, 31 December 2009 (CET)
:* Can't be worse than Chris, and he has a CADD degree :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:29, 31 December 2009 (CET)

===Mailbag pics===
As discussed on SnorlaXBOX's talk page, I think some pics for [[Mailbag]] responses would be good - ideally pics that can be associated with a quote from Chris's mailbag response and obviously things that work graphically - Chris giving advice for someone isn't really going to translate well as a drawing. Not every Mailbag needs it, but if there's something particularly amusing Chris has said, then have a drawing associated with it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:29, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* I call the Pirate email from Mailbag 23. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 01:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

===[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How The Pokemon, Pokeballs, etc. etc.]]===

I'm working on an illustration of Mewchu right now (although really, it's turning into Dr. Manhattan Super Saiyan 3 Mewtwo Sonichu). Any other scenes that would work for this thing? (OTHER than the whole 'pokemon cumming lolololol' thing) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
* "Gentlemen, there is a god, and he's an Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon." [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls#Page_1|Hope you like.]] ...I know Mewchu isn't an Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon, but it was too much to resist. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 19:28, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

===John's Custom Gundam===

Gundamfag here, was looking at Chris's awful defilement of my favorite series and thought, hell, let's make it worse. The plan is simple, I'm going to take the [http://www.dalong.net/review/hg/h21/h21_p.htm HG Gundam] or [http://www.dalong.net/review/hg/hgn1/hgn1_p.htm Gundam G30 version] and ruin one with the John Custom color scheme, maybe even using Chris's favorite markers (only if I can't find/make that light blue). Thing is, I need to know how much this will be appreciated; spray paints ain't cheap, neither is an air compressor, and I ain't buying neither if all it'll get me is a passing "Oh, cool." Without some enthusiasm, or at least a DO IT FAGGOT, it might not get done, and even then it might not be done before summer's over.
I thought it'd be good, a small change from the usual fanart, just tell me whether or not it's stupid. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:32, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

==Sister project buttons==
Yeah, I know the ad thing hasn't played out but I'M WORKIN' ON IT. But I think one thing that would be easily to implement immediately would be buttons to two of our sister projects - [[CWCipedia]] and [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] (though Asperpedia is more of a cousin than a sister). Ideally should be the same size as the public domain box at the bottom left corner of the CWCki, such that it can be placed in the left sidebar which can be clicked to send the user to CWCipedia or Asperpedia. Doesn't need to be flashy, just presentable. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:26, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

===Artist for hire===

I'm a wannabe french artist whi wants to contribute to the Cwcki, the problem is that, even after reading this page, I don't know what I can do to help. I did upload a picture of sonichu quite a while ago, http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonichou.jpg but since there's already a whole bunch of them, it's not really improving the site.

So my question is, what can I draw? (Also note that I'm a total dumbass when using wikipedia-based software,I don't even remember how to sucessfully upload any image, let alone sign this message.)
*1) please sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row), 2) just start looking at like, the IRC chats and stuff and make images for those. Ideally, any sort of chat with a transcript should have some images that can be associated with a quote from said log (see [[Sex logs|here]] for some examples). We do need artists so feel free to contribute. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:54, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

== Propaganda request ==

Someone, draw up a [[CWCki-tan]] in [[Wikipedia:File:The Motherland Calls.jpg|this pose]]. Theme is "THE MOTHERLAND CALLS!" Ideally should be a realistic sort of look, as opposed to some of the more cartoony approaches to CWCki-tan. Best gets some sort of award TBD by me. If shit hits the fan for Chris, we need to be ready with some good propaganda to inspire us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:07, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Is the offer still open?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Totally, dawg. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:48, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:** I made a draft. would this work?[[File:The motherland calls (draft).jpg|500px|center| i was planning on adding the faces of the most prominent of the miscreants like the face of stanlin and lenin.]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:48, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

::*That's pretty cool shit. Sign your posts, but that is awesome. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 14:19, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

::*Fucking EPIC. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:::* Make it pretty, and complete. It will be truly worthy of a place on the CWCki then. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 15:03, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:::** If it's still open for other artist, I can try to do it. I promised someone one the IRC that I would do a CWCkitan pic. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 7 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*It is supposed to be a competition, so go for it. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:35, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

User:Schuzrum-dias

2010-07-10T01:24:08Z

Schuzrum-dias: Blanked the page

File talk:Lapse.gif

2010-07-02T06:24:03Z

Schuzrum-dias:

Dear god that scared the hell out of me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:10, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

If you had started with the three-year-old version, the change would be even more disturbing. Maybe a more extensive lapse would be useful. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:58, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

His hairline doesn't change, it only shrinks. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Wow, my morph is making the rounds. I didn't even know it was on CWCki. I'm glad I could help haunt your nightmares. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:40, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

I haven't laughed this hard at Chris in months. Thank you, whoever created this. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 04:00, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Technically, this is a morph, not a lapse. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 06:34, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
* I suppose it is one age-wise. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 06:24, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:RandomSong1

2010-07-01T09:04:28Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Anyone know what show Chris stole this from? */

Chris seriously thought this was funny. Fucking hell. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:45, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
*It's the same shit from the [[Regina e-mails]] ... and it still isn't comprehensible. --[[User:Ronfredricks|Ronfredricks]] 23:53, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
== Anyone know what show Chris stole this from? ==

--[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:51, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm guessing ATHF, but I don't know either. Perhaps Chris didn't steal an idea. I've been wrong before, though.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
** It feels like ATHF or Xavier, but I think that this and the hippo "joke" are *gasp* CWC originals. Then again, a lot of his random-access humor (that isn't stolen) seem to be crusty old humor from his parents' ages, partially remembered by some stroke of luck. It's not stolen, if only because it's been around for a while, like the sex joke. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 09:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== I'm actually surprised ==
I honestly did not think that Chris was that egotistic. On his own work, yes. On other people's work, HELL NO! SWEET DAMN, WHERE HAVE I BEEN? On a side note, someone should take note of that level of egotism.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 05:49, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

File talk:Cwcspin.gif

2010-06-27T05:47:29Z

Schuzrum-dias:

I used to be disgusted by this, now I just laugh.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 19:24, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

spin to the extreme--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:48, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

It's hipnotic. almost impossible to not stare.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:20, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm reminded of meatspin. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:21, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I can see his cosmos. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 05:47, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Claw of Fail

2010-06-05T02:58:23Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* Page Name */

To do: A gallery of him doing this stupid, stupid gesture. -- [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:56, 1 November 2009 (CET)

Also, categorize this shit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:39, 1 November 2009 (CET)

Seems to me like this claw is common in his more recent videos, as I see it, it is a symbol of power he uses when making threats.
Anywho I rounded up some poorly cropped screen shots of him making the claw for y'all. --[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 05:40, 1 November 2009 (CET)

He got this from Guitar Hero. It's a power metal thing that Yngwie Malmsteen started called the "Orb of Power". You know, like he's holding an orb. Chris is just bastardizing it. He probably also got it from Brütal Legend. Can we fix the article to better reflect this? [[User:Hamsterjelly|Hamsterjelly]] 02:12, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Page Name ==

I think "Claw of Fail" or "Dramatic Hand Claw of Fail" would sound better and fit in the the other "X of fail" Relics. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 22:57, 9 November 2009 (CET)

* Probably. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 00:08, 10 November 2009 (CET)
:*Doing it. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 17:13, 15 November 2009 (CET)
:*Please, in the future, read [[Talk:Relics_of_Fail|The Taxonomy of Fail]] before putting things into the Relics of Fail category. tl;dr version is that until Chris is dead and trolls can hack off pieces of his body, a body part is NOT a relic (exception to this would be hair, fingernail clippings, etc.). For that matter, this really should be given a different title than "Claw of Fail" as "[[The Creepy Stare]]" was originally "The Creepy Stare of Fail." I'm at lost for a better name, maybe "The Claw" (which is kinda cool sounding) but maybe someone can think of something better or (gasp!) original. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 15 November 2009 (CET)
::*CWC-grip? --[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 21:08, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
::** "Dramatic Hand," just "The Claw," anything to get rid of the "of Fail" part. "CWC Claw" would make for a horribly relevant bad pun. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:58, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Ripping Off The Von Erichs? ==

*I've noticed something about the Claw of Fail, IMO, I think it's a ripoff of The Von Erich Claw, a move made famous by the Von Erichs (if anyone watches pro wrestling, they're legends here in Texas, where I live, who all but one, are all dead.) Could Chris took the claw straight out of World Class Championship Wrestling vids on YouTube, or does he even like wrestling at all?--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:38, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Chris isn't known to be much of a fan of Pro Wrestling. As someone with a Claw of Fail of my own as a child, having never heard of the Von Erichs, I think this one can be chalked up to coincidence. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 18:29, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Christian's sex joke

2010-06-04T22:53:58Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* So where is it from? */

I believe he might have mentioned this in a Sonichu's News Dash. Need to find out if that's the case. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:00, 17 March 2009 (CET)

Shouldn't much much saltier link to [[Navy]]? Also, this joke has made humanity on the whole that much less funny just by it's very existence.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:00, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
**The 'saltier' part is directly stolen from Excel Saga, that's why it links there. If he'd actually made it up (which is beyond him, as it was actually witty in context), then you'd probably be correct. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 07:55, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Also, "milk" links to [[semen]] already which is more appropriate, since that explains the joke. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:10, 20 October 2009 (CEST)

Also added by Chris in [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 this ED edit]. Need to add that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:41, 15 November 2009 (CET)

== So where is it from? ==

Pardon my rampant scepticism, but this joke just ''screams'' "my my, what an old joke" and "possibly unearthed in Luxor by a crack team of Egyptologists in 1926". Especially if Chris has used this ''repeatedly''. So where is the joke really from? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 23:02, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

*It's so stupid, bad, and phenomenally unfunny he may just have come up with it on his own. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 00:49, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
** Eh, he's not clever enough to come up with this, but it's not as if he directly stole it either. This joke is way too old to put a source to it. It's probably something he learned from Bob, who would've known the joke back in a time when it was a little randy, not completely pathetic as it is today. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 22:53, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

User:Schuzrum-dias

2010-06-03T23:31:38Z

Schuzrum-dias:

I'm a self-fancied author who writes poems and makes attempts at penning short stories. I'm no artist, unless one considers assembling plastic and resin models art. I'm a huge fan of anime and manga, especially Gundam.

I'm thoroughly appalled at how Chris has thrust his sweaty little hands into everything I hold dear.

Still, it's bile fascination, and he's better than anything on TV. Nothing better than building models and listening to Bear Canyon looped!

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2010-06-01T03:20:55Z

Schuzrum-dias:

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2010-06-01T03:19:44Z

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Talk:Pocket knife

2010-06-01T02:18:46Z

Schuzrum-dias: /* He's dumber than I could ever imagine. */

Is it possible he got the knife for his birthday, since it's only appeared just recently? --[[User:Iroquois|Iroquois]] 21:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

* He may have ordered it off of [[ebay]] for a birthday gift to himself, and so that he can attack any trolls he meets in real life wth it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 21:40, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
** Of course, considering how improperly he uses it, anyone could kick his ass before he even had the chance to pull it out. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:55, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
** Yeah it's obvious that he thinks he can dominate people with it, and also I believe the first appearence of the nife wasn't even in a video but in Sonichu Special 4 in which Liquid uses a knife, so maybe he's had it for a while, and just started using it now? --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 6:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Lucky there are no gun control laws over there reallly-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:50, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! ==

Look carefully, he doesn't end up using the blade, he's using one of the smaller functions (that have their turning point in the middle of the knife, not at the end). It's either the hole-drill, or the cork-screw (and probably the latter, as that's the easiest to pull out). [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 18:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
*Does this mean it's a swiss army knife? If so then this should be put in the article. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:04, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yep, you're right. Good looking out there. (You can see just as he puts the knife away, he's holding it with whichever blade/tool that is sticking out between his fingers.) [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:09, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
*It's not as if the knife blade on those things is difficult to pull out. Maybe a page on "Chris and Motor Skills" might be warranted?--[[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 05:15, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

== Okay, so who owns the Katana ==

Somebody on the CWCki's got mad samurai skills and desperately wants us all to know about it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:28, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
*I attack random people with spoons ninja style if that counts. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:39, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

== He's dumber than I could ever imagine. ==

He's in VIRGINIA. Why the hell does he have a Swiss army knife, he could go to Walmart and get a real weapon. Ignoring the fact that they sell guns, he could buy anything from a hunting knife to a fucking machete, even more if it's a Supercenter. A pocket knife isn't even good for digging out splinters, it can't even cut PAPER. Sorry about that, /kniferant --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 01:59, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
* I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his [[tugboat]]? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
** Ugh, forgot about that, that brings a different kind of rage to the table. Well, it's not like he could actually threaten anyone with it, it's very unlikely that he would leave his house to attack a troll. Even he understands the kind of trouble that could cause. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:18, 1 June 2010 (UTC)